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"Yesterday, some idiot on Twitter said he hoped kneeling would become the 'symbol of resistance' to PDT. Hmmm... So everywhere he goes, PDT would be confronted with people genuflecting before him, right? Apparently, the genius didn't think it through."


No, GP isn't making this up. Here is the brainiac himself with his awesome proposal:

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Dumbness rating: 1075 millikohns

Which part of "communist hellhole" does she not understand?

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Dumbness Rating: 885 millikohns.

Oh FFS, not this again:


"Bill, I've got the people of Haiti on line 3. They sound pretty angry."


The good old days:

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The Newspaper of Record Still Shilling For Communism:



This is kind of freaky:


Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:31 AM




Comments

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1 "A police officer was shot in the face in Westchester County on Monday night after she was ambushed by gunmen, law enforcement sources said."

Posted by: Meremortal, in chains at September 26, 2017 11:30 AM (3myMJ)

2 I was alone in here!?

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2017 11:31 AM (4ZW0E)

3 I demand tranny cheerleaders be on every team in the NFL. Justice is justice!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 26, 2017 11:31 AM (XFue2)

4 Keep on tweeting, Linda Sarsour!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2017 11:31 AM (W+vEI)

5 Ambushed responding to a call. they used an AK47.

Posted by: Meremortal, in chains at September 26, 2017 11:31 AM (3myMJ)

6 So, what IS the kneeling crap about?

Racial inequality?

Police brutality?

Donald Trump?

Kaepernick not getting hired?

It seems to change every week.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2017 11:32 AM (wo3jg)

7 >>Ambushed responding to a call. they used an AK47.


Which Westchester County?

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2017 11:32 AM (4ZW0E)

8 Didn't read the article, but what was the NYT hot take on how the Communist "one child" policy affected women? forced abortions? Baby girls abandoned/killed so their parents could have a son?

Posted by: not the mama at September 26, 2017 11:32 AM (GCQK2)

9 Won't be long before some moron dips his junk in that.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 26, 2017 11:33 AM (XFue2)

10 It seems to change every week.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2017 11:32 AM (wo3jg)

Shhhhh. That's a good thing.

Posted by: Meremortal, in chains at September 26, 2017 11:33 AM (3myMJ)

11 Not all body parts should be dipped in liquid sodium acetate trihydrate.

Yikes!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 26, 2017 11:33 AM (wo3jg)

12 Hey Bill, how's that Haiti earthquake relief management going?


The Clintons should be barred from participating in any relief funds management. That Bill is on this train tells you they're looking for an new income stream, and as usual, they're using non-white people in crisis to do it.
They are the lowest of the low.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2017 11:33 AM (W+vEI)

13 Which Westchester County?

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2017 11:32 AM (4ZW0E)

Yonkers, NY.

Posted by: Meremortal, in chains at September 26, 2017 11:33 AM (3myMJ)

14 So what is the conversion factor for a millikohn?

Posted by: Colin Kapernic AKA Traveling Man at September 26, 2017 11:33 AM (cjdWI)

15 >>So, what IS the kneeling crap about?

"F#$@ you, America, and f#$@ Trump, too!"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2017 11:35 AM (W+vEI)

16 Donating to any charity run by the Clinton's is almost the same as dipping your schlong in liquid sodium acetate trihydrate.

Scary.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2017 11:35 AM (wo3jg)

17 They want to kneel every time they see Trump? All hail the King! Long live the King! Trump's ego would swell to galactic proportions..lol

Posted by: IC at September 26, 2017 11:35 AM (a0IVu)

18 For all its flaws, the Communist revolution taught Chinese women to dream big




Slave labor camps, mass murder, dream big comrades!!! Walter Duranty approves

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2017 11:35 AM (493sH)

19 8 Didn't read the article, but what was the NYT hot take on how the Communist "one child" policy affected women? forced abortions? Baby girls abandoned/killed so their parents could have a son?

Posted by: not the mama at September 26, 2017 11:32 AM (GCQK2)

Hello? Think of all the great "healthcare" they were receiving!

Posted by: VKI at September 26, 2017 11:35 AM (qySNZ)

20 The Stupid Meter is pegged.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2017 11:35 AM (M+MSn)

21 Oh, and yay Gorilla.

Posted by: Meremortal, in the mountains at September 26, 2017 11:35 AM (3myMJ)

22 Organ Havesting in war zones and disaster areas is lucrative business.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 26, 2017 11:36 AM (XFue2)

23 Where can I take a knee on paying for welfare?

Posted by: goodluckduck at September 26, 2017 11:36 AM (yqvys)

24 Oh, shit.

Yonkers.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2017 11:36 AM (4ZW0E)

25 This whole kneeling thing has spiraled out of control... Trump should move on to something else they can get hysterical about...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2017 11:37 AM (O2RFr)

26 None of what they're doing makes any f***ing sense anymore.

It's all just "ARGLE BARGLE ANGRY MOBBLE".

Posted by: Hikaru at September 26, 2017 11:37 AM (CMbMd)

27 "Yesterday, some idiot on Twitter said he hoped kneeling would become the 'symbol of resistance' to PDT.





Kneel before Zod Trump

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2017 11:37 AM (493sH)

28 Yonkers is bonkers.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2017 11:37 AM (wo3jg)

29 So what is the conversion factor for a millikohn?


1 mK = 3 Dumbasses, I think.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 26, 2017 11:37 AM (baYK5)

30 3 I demand tranny cheerleaders be on every team in the NFL. Justice is justice!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 26, 2017 11:31 AM (XFue2)


Somebody on, I think, 4chan, was pushing this, to wit: that the NFL was staggering, and the way to finish it off was to loudly agitate for tranny cheerleaders. Thus shoving their SJW virtue-signalling right up into their smug faces and hope they choke on it.

Alinsky: "Make 'em follow their own rules."

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 26, 2017 11:38 AM (cvoba)

31 Read content. Rookie mistake.

So how do your fingers taste after dipppng them in that shit? They look reeeeeally salty.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 11:38 AM (rN46U)

32 Kneeling is standing, right is wrong, justice is injustice, lying is truth, healthcare is a right, gun ownership isn't, up is down and the earth is flat.

It's about power and money, as always for the Left.

Posted by: geoffb at September 26, 2017 11:38 AM (zOpu5)

33 Yonkers.
Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2017 11:36 AM (4ZW0E)

Hit in the jaw, she's alive, haven't seen condition report. Rifle shot to the jaw can't be good.

Posted by: Meremortal, in the mountains at September 26, 2017 11:38 AM (3myMJ)

34 For All Its Flaws, Communist Revolution Taught Chinese Women To Dream Big. For Those Not Aborted In Favor Of A Boy.

Fixed for clarity in regards to the PRC's One Child law. Or I could mention all the little girls Mao molested. Some revolution that benefited women.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2017 11:38 AM (5S6yG)

35 Dipping your fingers in liquid sodium acetate trihydrate

I've heard of "fat-fingering" the keyboard but jeez...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 26, 2017 11:38 AM (ul9CR)

36 It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees - Klingon proverb

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2017 11:39 AM (7HtZB)

37 Which Westchester County?

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2017 11:32 AM (4ZW0E)

Ours.

Yonkers cop. She will be okay.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2017 11:39 AM (wYseH)

38 For All Its Flaws, Communist Revolution Taught Chinese Women To Dream Big.

Turn in your teachers, friends and family and receive this snazzy Red Guard armband!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 26, 2017 11:39 AM (ul9CR)

39 I was alone in here!?
Posted by: garrett
.............
You snooze, you lose.. or read the content.. that too!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 26, 2017 11:39 AM (so+oy)

40 Before last year's election I thought it was getting harder & harder to keep up...

Who knew that the election itself would lead to the mass derangement we see today?

It's like in the middle ages when 'Dancing Mania' affected thousands of people over many European countries and several centuries. It is thought that this was a mass psychogenic illness affect a group of people as a form of social influence.

Well the left does want to take us back to the Feudalism of those days - with them as the rulers and us as the peasants.

Posted by: Boots at September 26, 2017 11:39 AM (EBwPV)

41 I hope this Friday, a whole bunch of high school football teams comes out on the field, take a knee, and break out in prayer.

Posted by: Roy at September 26, 2017 11:40 AM (7n4KQ)

42 So how do your fingers taste after dipppng them in that shit? They look reeeeeally salty.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 11:38 AM (rN46U)

I believe that is going to be an exothermic process, so they might taste hot.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 26, 2017 11:40 AM (baYK5)

43 >>Hit in the jaw, she's alive, haven't seen condition report. Rifle shot to the jaw can't be good.

I imagine it would make a mess of your face.



Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2017 11:40 AM (4ZW0E)

44 Kneeling is for subjects and serfs.

Posted by: Meremortal, in the mountains at September 26, 2017 11:40 AM (3myMJ)

45 Somebody on, I think, 4chan, was pushing this, to wit: that the NFL was staggering, and the way to finish it off was to loudly agitate for tranny cheerleaders. Thus shoving their SJW virtue-signalling right up into their smug faces and hope they choke on it.

Alinsky: "Make 'em follow their own rules."

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 26, 2017 11:38 AM (cvoba)



Yup, put pressure on them to go full SJW. Trannies, people in wheelchairs, blind Eskimos all should be on the field because the NFL is currently discriminating against them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2017 11:41 AM (493sH)

46 Dancing Mania

I liked the Denny Terrio years the best. Adrian Zmed was a piker.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 26, 2017 11:41 AM (ul9CR)

47 Little drummer girl.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2017 11:41 AM (IqV8l)

48 Would the Clinton's please just shut their friggin' pie holes.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2017 11:41 AM (M+MSn)

49 For my fellow Joel Osteen anti-fans, the Babylon Bee knows the score:

http://tinyurl.com/yav2zbcr

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 26, 2017 11:41 AM (AM1GF)

50 Impeach foity fiv!

Posted by: Maxine Waters at September 26, 2017 11:41 AM (O2RFr)

51 I imagine it would make a mess of your face.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2017 11:40 AM (4ZW0E)

Hopefully it was an FMJ. Otherwise....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2017 11:41 AM (wYseH)

52 42 So how do your fingers taste after dipppng them in that shit? They look reeeeeally salty.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 11:38 AM (rN46U)

I believe that is going to be an exothermic process, so they might taste hot.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 26, 2017 11:40 AM (baYK5)


Thanks, my stomach doesn't tolerate hot foods anymore.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 11:41 AM (rN46U)

53 Turn in your teachers, friends and family and receive this snazzy Red Guard armband!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 26, 2017 11:39 AM (ul9CR)



Coming to a country near...oh wait...it's already here

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2017 11:41 AM (493sH)

54 I imagine it would make a mess of your face.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2017 11:40 AM (4ZW0E)

She'll be like my friend who had a terrible car accident. Her jaw is metal and even cool weather is a bitch.

Posted by: Meremortal, in the mountains at September 26, 2017 11:42 AM (3myMJ)

55 Mmmmm. . . exothermic process.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at September 26, 2017 11:42 AM (wo3jg)

56 Hmm...not sure who this Rothkopf genius is, but "Roth" must be a German word for "empty".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 26, 2017 11:42 AM (p+Wdc)

57
Well, libs are natural submissives.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2017 11:42 AM (pNxlR)

58 For all its flaws, the NorK government is fighting obesity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 26, 2017 11:42 AM (jTxvO)

59 That video about sodium acetate may look freaky, but it's ultimately harmless. It'd make any...body part...inserted warm, but that's about it.

Posted by: Jackal at September 26, 2017 11:42 AM (9mwhz)

60 Holy smokes. Why would anyone do that to their hand?

I could see doing it to Bill or Hillary's hand.

Posted by: JAS at September 26, 2017 11:42 AM (UnDQI)

61
For All Its Flaws, Communist Revolution Taught Chinese Women To Dream Big. For Those Not Aborted In Favor Of A Boy.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2017 11:38 AM (5S6yG)







Or thrown down a well immediately after birth.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2017 11:42 AM (veoSD)

62 Top White House and GOP leaders have agreed to raise the lowest individual tax rate from 10 to 12 percent, paired with doubling the standard deduction, 5 senior Republicans tell us.

CNN:
GOP raises taxes on poor and middle class.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 26, 2017 11:42 AM (mcI77)

63 That cockroach Sarsour doesn't quite get the concept of a totalitarian slave state like North Korea. As if North Koreans could line up at a nonexistent U.S. Embassy to apply for a visa, and not wind up in a camp along with three generations of their family for their trouble.

muslim, leftard and stupid is no way to go through life, scrunt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 26, 2017 11:43 AM (J2oJa)

64 what is the conversion factor for a millikohn?


1 mK = 3 Dumbasses, I think.
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 26, 2017 11:37 AM (baYK5)

Well, that sure makes it easier. Math ain't my best subject.

Posted by: Colin Kapernic AKA Traveling Man at September 26, 2017 11:43 AM (cjdWI)

65 35 Dipping your fingers in liquid sodium acetate trihydrate

Now I'm wondering if sodium acetate trihydrate is an actual substance with a real use in industry or wherever. Or is it a "joke" chemical whose only use is in these types of demos?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 26, 2017 11:43 AM (cvoba)

66 the video that science gif is from

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7HDZI2rwyHg

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at September 26, 2017 11:43 AM (hMwEB)

67 Yes !

Kneel to the God - Emperor, leftist scum !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at September 26, 2017 11:43 AM (Z8R9P)

68 Or stop the fat shaming NFL...

Announcer, "Starting as center for the New York Giants, Triggly Puff."

Bradley Manning on the sidelines in a cheerleader outfit, well that would shoot any lingering fans.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2017 11:43 AM (5S6yG)

69 For all it's flaws, the black death did teach children self-sufficiency.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 26, 2017 11:43 AM (CPk08)

70 " 'Bow! Yield! Kneel!' That kind of stuff closes out of town."

Posted by: Lex Luthor at September 26, 2017 11:43 AM (JVDV/)

71 Thanks, my stomach doesn't tolerate hot foods anymore.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 11:41 AM (rN46U)

Must suck to be a cannibal that can't tolerate hot foods.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 26, 2017 11:43 AM (ul9CR)

72 52 42 So how do your fingers taste after dipppng them in that shit? They look reeeeeally salty.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 11:38 AM (rN46U)

I believe that is going to be an exothermic process, so they might taste hot.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 26, 2017 11:40 AM (baYK5)


Thanks, my stomach doesn't tolerate hot foods anymore.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 11:41 AM (rN46U)

=========

Like salt and vinegar potato chips if there's excess acetic acid in solution.

Posted by: Jackal at September 26, 2017 11:43 AM (9mwhz)

73 65 it's used in handwarmers

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at September 26, 2017 11:44 AM (hMwEB)

74 You WILL kneel before Trump. Both you... and your heirs.

Posted by: General Zod at September 26, 2017 11:44 AM (p6WoB)

75 Kneeling is for subjects and serfs.
--

Kneeling is a sign of submission, whether it be to a monarch or to God.

IMHO, the optics of "kneeling" are completely wrong.

Someone should point out to these douchebags that it looks like they are kneeling in submission to a stadium full of WHITE PEOPLE.

In other words, by kneeling... BLACKS are SUBMITTING to WHITES.

Posted by: shibumi at September 26, 2017 11:44 AM (aT+Bx)

76
Yonkers is bonkers.

For Screaming Yellow Zonkers!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2017 11:44 AM (IqV8l)

77 If communism benefits women (in comparison to what? Imperial China?), it would be fair to ask, how do the benefits to women under communism stack up compared to benefits under capitalism?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 26, 2017 11:44 AM (/qEW2)

78 It's time like this that I'm especially glad I closed my Hatebook account a few months. I'm guessing the feed would already be filled with idiot libs posting photos of themselves kneeling in solidarity or some such idiocy.

We live in stupid times.

Posted by: Ripley at September 26, 2017 11:44 AM (MxEKc)

79
Yup, put pressure on them to go full SJW. Trannies, people in wheelchairs, blind Eskimos all should be on the field because the NFL is currently discriminating against them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2017 11:41 AM (493sH)

Yeppers. Aren't our brothers of color overrepresented? What about people with disabilities. I don't see any fucking wheelchairs on the field!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 11:44 AM (rN46U)

80 Now I'm wondering if sodium acetate trihydrate is an actual substance with a real use in industry or wherever. Or is it a "joke" chemical whose only use is in these types of demos?


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 26, 2017 11:43 AM (cvoba)

========

A few above said it would just result in warming of the area, so I'm wondering if this chemical is in the lubes that have a warming sensation.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 26, 2017 11:44 AM (vg8iE)

81 Kneel before Zod!

That'll teach him!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2017 11:44 AM (oVJmc)

82 If I hear the term dog whistle come out of Hilary's pie hole one more time... Gah! Why won't she go AWAY!!?

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at September 26, 2017 11:44 AM (zRZaJ)

83 Omorosa (or however you spell her name) from Celebrity Apprentice said that every knee would bend before Trump.

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2017 11:44 AM (7HtZB)

84 The complete "4 C" thread:

Commies, Clintons, Chemistry and Clusterfucks.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2017 11:44 AM (wo3jg)

85 "Top White House and GOP leaders have agreed to raise the lowest individual tax rate from 10 to 12 percent, paired with doubling the standard deduction, 5 senior Republicans tell us."


Oh good, simplification of the tax structure.

We need that.

Posted by: Meremortal, in the mountains at September 26, 2017 11:45 AM (3myMJ)

86 China lacks diversity and keeps strict control over its Muslim populations. You'd think NYT would hate them.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 26, 2017 11:45 AM (/qEW2)

87 60 Holy smokes. Why would anyone do that to their hand?
Posted by: JAS at September 26, 2017 11:42 AM (UnDQI)


Nothing is happening to the hand that can't be washed off.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 26, 2017 11:45 AM (cvoba)

88 For all its problems, the Rwandan genocide stimulated the local machete industry.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 26, 2017 11:45 AM (CPk08)

89 These hurricanes Maria and...whatever the other one was named, have devastated Pedo Island.These bungalows for the preteen hookers here won't just build themselves. That's why I'm asking you to help rebuild by donating to OneAmericaAppeal.org. Help rebuild this playground for your millionaire and billionaire betters. You, and especially me, will be thankful that you did.

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at September 26, 2017 11:45 AM (O5Q3r)

90 "So what is the conversion factor for a millikohn?"

1 millikohn = 1 kilosiemen.

Posted by: Chris M at September 26, 2017 11:45 AM (eAZVt)

91 51. Most common type for that particular round/rifle.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 26, 2017 11:46 AM (fA1SL)

92 >> For All His Flaws, Ed Gein was a competent seamstress.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2017 11:46 AM (wefBY)

93 Darn those Republicans and their hurricanes!

Posted by: Chris M at September 26, 2017 11:46 AM (eAZVt)

94 Perhaps people should touch their foreheads to the ground whenever Trump passes by. You know to show that they worship Gaia, not man.

Posted by: Pep at September 26, 2017 11:46 AM (maVGg)

95 For all its flaws, the Communist revolution taught Chinese women to dream big

Those that didn't starve, they mean.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2017 11:46 AM (oVJmc)

96 Nothing is happening to the hand that can't be washed off.
______________________________________

Truth to power.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 26, 2017 11:46 AM (wo3jg)

97 Cheeky monkey!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 11:46 AM (NWiLs)

98 48,
"Would the Clinton's please just shut their friggin' pie holes."



That would cost more money than anyone has and they'd still not shutup because they are addicted to power and fame too.

Posted by: geoffb at September 26, 2017 11:46 AM (zOpu5)

99 71 Thanks, my stomach doesn't tolerate hot foods anymore.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 11:41 AM (rN46U)

Must suck to be a cannibal that can't tolerate hot foods.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 26, 2017 11:43 AM (ul9CR)

Word. long pork can be bland.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 11:46 AM (rN46U)

100 For All His Flaws, Ed Gein was a competent seamstress.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2017 11:46 AM (wefBY)

=========

What about me???

Posted by: Ilse Koch at September 26, 2017 11:46 AM (vg8iE)

101
So how do your fingers taste after dipppng them in that shit? They look reeeeeally salty.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 11:38 AM (rN46U)


Like salt and vinegar potato chips, I'd guess.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2017 11:46 AM (pNxlR)

102 For all its flaws, the Gulag helped millions of people with their weight problem.

Posted by: Ripley at September 26, 2017 11:46 AM (MxEKc)

103 Was that puppy dead when you found it, John Ryan?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2017 11:47 AM (oVJmc)

104 >>Nothing is happening to the hand that can't be washed off.


I just flashed back to my 3rd Boyscout Jamboree!

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 26, 2017 11:47 AM (wefBY)

105 9 Won't be long before some moron dips his junk in that.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 26, 2017 11:33 AM (XFue2)

---

girth FTW!

Posted by: Heisenberg at September 26, 2017 11:47 AM (PNcou)

106 Once you get near 5,000 millikohns, you run the risk of forming a stupidity singularity. Then the stupidity starts sucking in previously normal individuals and making them stupider.


I believe they call that a college or a university these days.

Posted by: JB1000, EAJ at September 26, 2017 11:47 AM (16OL0)

107 Other than for God, kneeling is for serfs and slaves.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at September 26, 2017 11:47 AM (e8kgV)

108 I had a lefty tell me once that the American colonists were terrorists.

Because they shot at the British from concealed positions.

I pointed out that they learned that from the Indians.

He was very unhappy with me.

Posted by: Meremortal, in the mountains at September 26, 2017 11:48 AM (3myMJ)

109 101 For All His Flaws, Ed Gein was a competent seamstress.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2017 11:46 AM (wefBY)

=========

What about me???
Posted by: Ilse Koch at September 26, 2017

*
*
Beginner's luck.

Posted by: Jame Gumb, aka Buffalo Bill at September 26, 2017 11:48 AM (JVDV/)

110 For all its flaws, "My American Cousin" qualified my family for chain migration.

Posted by: John Wilkes Booth at September 26, 2017 11:48 AM (Ndje9)

111 96 For all its flaws, the Communist revolution taught Chinese women to dream big

Those that didn't starve, they mean.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2017 11:46 AM (oVJmc)

Communism did not elevate Women... it made things equal by knocking down the power of Men.

Posted by: Don Q. at September 26, 2017 11:48 AM (NgKpN)

112 18 For all its flaws, the Communist revolution taught Chinese women to dream big


---

enough food, tampons, two children

Posted by: Chinese women at September 26, 2017 11:48 AM (PNcou)

113 For all its flaws, the Mongol Empire was still a model for multicultural nations looking to reduce their carbon footprints.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 26, 2017 11:49 AM (fA1SL)

114 For all his flaws, Dr Mengele was a pioneer in twin studies.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 26, 2017 11:49 AM (CPk08)

115 Breitbart reports & links to an interesting Remington poll about the NFL/PDT controversy.

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2017 11:49 AM (d2mYc)

116 109 I had a lefty tell me once that the American colonists were terrorists.

Because they shot at the British from concealed positions.

I pointed out that they learned that from the Indians.

He was very unhappy with me.
Posted by: Meremortal, in the mountains at September 26, 2017 11:48 AM (3myMJ)

Which is largely a myth, American soldiers trained to fight like all professional armies of the time - lined up in rows with nifty uniforms.

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2017 11:49 AM (7HtZB)

117 I recommend dipping your vagina in sodium acetate trihydrate just before the steaming process.

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at September 26, 2017 11:49 AM (XFue2)

118 >>81 Kneel before Zod! That'll teach him!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2017 11:44 AM (oVJmc)

My newsletter. You will subscribe to it.

Posted by: Zod at September 26, 2017 11:50 AM (Bdeb0)

119 If Rothkopf would merely drop that 'h' he would have the perfect name for a German Communist.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2017 11:50 AM (5S6yG)

120 Thanks, my stomach doesn't tolerate hot foods anymore.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob




*Makes note to eat more green chili.*

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 26, 2017 11:50 AM (SGFoV)

121 muslim, leftard and stupid is no way to go through life, scrunt.
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Are you sure?

These nut jobs seem pretty isolated from "objective reality" and have a media that is willing to cater to their delusions. If they're muslim, they have a whole other set of people who are keeping them sheltered from the real world.

So really, outside of the fact that liberals seem pretty miserable in general, I think their life is probably easier in that they do not deal with reality at all.

Posted by: shibumi at September 26, 2017 11:50 AM (aT+Bx)

122 107 Once you get near 5,000 millikohns, you run the risk of forming a stupidity singularity. Then the stupidity starts sucking in previously normal individuals and making them stupider.


I believe they call that a college or a university these days.
Posted by: JB1000, EAJ at September 26, 2017

*
*
Beware the Black Hole of Harvard!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 26, 2017 11:50 AM (JVDV/)

123
Dumbness rating: 1075 millikohns



Once a person gets over 1000 milikohns just standing in a room with them breathing the same air they are can be a danger to your intelligence. level.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 26, 2017 11:50 AM (lKyWE)

124 9 I had a lefty tell me once that the American colonists were terrorists.

Because they shot at the British from concealed positions.

I pointed out that they learned that from the Indians.

He was very unhappy with me.
Posted by: Meremortal, in the mountains at September 26, 2017 11:48 AM (3myMJ)

Perfect. I'm sick of this shit. I point out that they raided other tribes and took slaves. That also doesn't get any applause.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 11:50 AM (rN46U)

125 118 I recommend dipping your vagina in sodium acetate trihydrate just before the steaming process.


Follow it up with a little fur oil and you're all set.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 26, 2017 11:50 AM (ul9CR)

126
95 But the jackal is only one of my many forms

Posted by: Sure at September 26, 2017 11:46 AM (d46xN)








The jackal of course, is some variety of weasel.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2017 11:51 AM (veoSD)

127 107. We call that unit a psaki. Pseriously.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 26, 2017 11:51 AM (fA1SL)

128 @6

The purpose is to

Tear down institutions.

Sow disunity.

Agitate.

And continue the perpetuation of a lie by black agitators and leftists generally.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 26, 2017 11:51 AM (71/k8)

129 For all his flaws, Hitler was a really charismatic public speaker.

Posted by: shibumi at September 26, 2017 11:51 AM (aT+Bx)

130 >>118 I recommend dipping your vagina in sodium acetate trihydrate just before the steaming process.Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at September 26, 2017 11:49 AM (XFue2)

Saw the cover of her magazine, "Goop," at the store the other day. Nekkid Paltrow, covered in mud, only her face showing. Unimpressive.

Posted by: Zod at September 26, 2017 11:51 AM (Bdeb0)

131 For all its flaws, Nazi Germany Achieved National Greatness On A Scale It Had Never Seen Before.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 26, 2017 11:51 AM (cvoba)

132 For all its flaws, Kristallnacht helped the flagging German window glass industry.

Posted by: Hans Gruber, Nakitone Building Maint. at September 26, 2017 11:51 AM (Ndje9)

133 For less than the price of a cup of coffee a day, you can make sure Jeff Epstein gets to continue his naughty schoolgirl fanatasies with actual schoolgirls.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 11:51 AM (NWiLs)

134 Sacajawea was kidnapped by the tribe Lewis & Clark found her with.

She was a bigamist too.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 26, 2017 11:51 AM (ul9CR)

135 80 Now I'm wondering if sodium acetate trihydrate is an actual substance with a real use in industry or wherever. Or is it a "joke" chemical whose only use is in these types of demos?


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 26, 2017 11:43 AM (cvoba)

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A few above said it would just result in warming of the area, so I'm wondering if this chemical is in the lubes that have a warming sensation.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 26, 2017 11:44 AM (vg8iE)

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According to Wiki, its used in reusable handwarmers. I remember seeing this reaction in one of my General Chem classes. Made the flask really warm. It's also used as a flavoring agent in salt and vinegar potato chips as sodium diacetate (basically you half-neutralize a vinegar solution with NaOH and boil off all of the water . You wind up with sodium salt thats bound to an anion thats basically 2 acetate molecules bound together via a hydrogen atom). Its also used as an alternative to epoxy for concrete sealant.

Posted by: Jackal at September 26, 2017 11:51 AM (9mwhz)

136 121 Thanks, my stomach doesn't tolerate hot foods anymore.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

*Makes note to eat more green chili.*
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 26, 2017 11:50 AM (SGFoV)

Or 'Mexican' food, if you get my drift.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 11:51 AM (rN46U)

137 I'm not ever sure what Sarsour's point is, especially in conjunction with the #NoMuslimBanEver hash.

Is it that North Koreans are not emigrating here because they are offended by Trump's hostility, therefore he should soften his stance on Muslims, lest they too will choose not to emigrate here?

Her point could simply be "You all diss NK and think the US is so great, but none of them want to come here! Nyah", but then why the #NoMuslimBanEver hash?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 26, 2017 11:51 AM (/qEW2)

138 It's hard to love America when such a large fraction of Americans are just so godd*mned stupid, vapid, and self-centered.

Actually, I blame this fine Internet for giving every blathering idiot in the world, a world-wide forum and audience for their own, personal stupidity.

SMOD, where are you!!!

Posted by: Shinjinrui at September 26, 2017 11:51 AM (h5hE3)

139 Perfect. I'm sick of this shit. I point out that they raided other tribes and took slaves. That also doesn't get any applause.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 11:50 AM (rN46U)
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Heh. Ask them who they think the Aztecs were sacrificing up on top of that temple.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 26, 2017 11:52 AM (vg8iE)

140 For all its faults, the Black Death did improve the market for labor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 26, 2017 11:52 AM (jTxvO)

141 For all it's issues, the volcano sure makes for beautiful sunseAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGggggggggggggg

Posted by: Pompeii at September 26, 2017 11:52 AM (CPk08)

142 87 60 Holy smokes. Why would anyone do that to their hand?
Posted by: JAS at September 26, 2017 11:42 AM (UnDQI)

Nothing is happening to the hand that can't be washed off.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 26, 2017 11:45 AM (cvoba)

This is why GOOP magazine recommends steaming after the dipping.

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at September 26, 2017 11:52 AM (XFue2)

143 Two for the price of one:

A communist woman in China AND she is kneeling.

http://tinyurl.com/yd6cfvyy

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2017 11:52 AM (wo3jg)

144 I am making popcorn for the coverage of the NCAA payola scandal about to break. The Gambino and Lucchese families have even commented about how much those college athletic guys are a bunch of crooks.

Posted by: Roy at September 26, 2017 11:52 AM (7n4KQ)

145 Which is largely a myth, American soldiers trained to fight like all professional armies of the time - lined up in rows with nifty uniforms.
Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2017 11:49 AM (7HtZB)

He didn't care about truth and I just wanted to piss him off. It all worked out.

Posted by: Meremortal, in the mountains at September 26, 2017 11:52 AM (3myMJ)

146 If I hear the term dog whistle come out of Hilary's pie hole one more time... Gah! Why won't she go AWAY!!?

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If it really was one, she WOULDN'T be able to notice it!!!

Posted by: Chinese women at September 26, 2017 11:52 AM (PNcou)

147 I wonder if the whole kneeling idea was thought up and pushed on Kaper-whatever by his Muslim activist girlfriend. Maybe a compromise between a black-power salute and a full Islamic prostration?

Posted by: geoffb at September 26, 2017 11:53 AM (zOpu5)

148 I pointed out that they learned that from the Indians.

He was very unhappy with me.
Posted by: Meremortal, in the mountains at September 26, 2017 11:48 AM (3myMJ)

Perfect. I'm sick of this shit. I point out that they raided other tribes and took slaves. That also doesn't get any applause.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017

*
*
If these people read any real history, they'd learn that the American Indians tended be pretty savage types. The Apache thought it was hilarious to torture captives. And they were afraid of the Comanches!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 26, 2017 11:53 AM (JVDV/)

149 128 107. We call that unit a psaki. Pseriously.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at September 26, 2017 11:51 AM (fA1SL)


A psaki? I thought it was a harf.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 26, 2017 11:53 AM (cvoba)

150 For all its flaws, my last bowel prep did help me lose 2 lbs.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 26, 2017 11:53 AM (CPk08)

151 49 For my fellow Joel Osteen anti-fans, the Babylon Bee knows the score:

http://tinyurl.com/yav2zbcr
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 26, 2017 11:41 AM (AM1GF)

That's a suitable follow up to John MacArthur's flying elbow drop.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 11:54 AM (NWiLs)

152 138 I'm not ever sure what Sarsour's point is, especially in conjunction with the #NoMuslimBanEver hash.


Sarsour was upbraided by Joy Villa and then claimed that OF COURSE she knows North Koreans can't emigrate but her Tweet meant something something something just shut up.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 26, 2017 11:54 AM (ul9CR)

153 Interesting point from Pat Buchanan, via ZeroHedge:


We have been here before. At the Mexico City
Olympics of 1968, gold and bronze medal-winning sprinters Tommie Smith
and John Carlos each raised a black-gloved fist as a sign of solidarity
with Black America, and not the nation they were sent to represent.

A month later, America elected Richard Nixon.

Posted by: shibumi at September 26, 2017 11:54 AM (aT+Bx)

154 for all its flaws communism taught us all to share funds exponentially with our govt

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2017 11:54 AM (FKrah)

155 Proof that communists elevated women (onto a stage). . .

http://tinyurl.com/y7zztcfc

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2017 11:55 AM (wo3jg)

156 A psaki? I thought it was a harf.

2 Harfs = 1 Eichenwald.

5 Eichenwalds = 1 Psaki

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 26, 2017 11:55 AM (ul9CR)

157 138 I'm not ever sure what Sarsour's point is, especially in conjunction with the #NoMuslimBanEver hash.

Is it that North Koreans are not emigrating here because they are offended by Trump's hostility, therefore he should soften his stance on Muslims, lest they too will choose not to emigrate here?

Her point could simply be "You all diss NK and think the US is so great, but none of them want to come here! Nyah", but then why the #NoMuslimBanEver hash?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 26, 2017 11:51 AM (/qEW2)


I think she's worried that people won't believe that she's a retard.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 26, 2017 11:55 AM (CPk08)

158 1 Kohn - Event Horizon Stupidity.

1 Psaki - 1,000 microKohns

1 Harf - 1,000 picoKohns.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2017 11:55 AM (5S6yG)

159 Where can I get some liquid sodium acetate trihydrate?

I want to try something.



I'll text a pic to you if it works.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 26, 2017 11:55 AM (8b+oT)

160 126 118 I recommend dipping your vagina in sodium acetate trihydrate just before the steaming process.


Follow it up with a little fur oil and you're all set.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 26, 2017 11:50 AM (ul9CR)

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It seems that the only thing that should not go in a vagina is a penis. Have i got that right?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 26, 2017 11:55 AM (PNcou)

161 117 109 I had a lefty tell me once that the American colonists were terrorists.

Because they shot at the British from concealed positions.

I pointed out that they learned that from the Indians.

He was very unhappy with me.
Posted by: Meremortal, in the mountains at September 26, 2017 11:48 AM (3myMJ)

Which is largely a myth, American soldiers trained to fight like all professional armies of the time - lined up in rows with nifty uniforms.
Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2017 11:49 AM (7HtZB)

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Well, not a complete myth. The militia fought that way, at least in the South. But the official Continental Army under Gates, Washington, et. al., was very similar to continental armies.

Posted by: Jackal at September 26, 2017 11:55 AM (9mwhz)

162 Kiss it.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 26, 2017 11:55 AM (2Mnv1)

163
135 Sacajawea was kidnapped by the tribe Lewis & Clark found her with.

She was a bigamist too.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 26, 2017 11:51 AM (ul9CR)

That's a white mans legend! The white men a dogs!

*The casino is now open for business*

*and we take EBT cards!*

Posted by: Native American Trbal Counsel at September 26, 2017 11:55 AM (rN46U)

164 150. A harf rates at three psakis.
TL; DR - psaki is to harf as horsepower to engine.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 26, 2017 11:56 AM (fA1SL)

165 For all its flaws, North Korea would make a wonderful new home for Linda Sarsour. She could dream big there.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 26, 2017 11:56 AM (yL25O)

166 Revolutionary War: There were some Ranger outfits in the American armies who fought unconventionally. Daniel Morgan's outfit at Saratoga is the first to come to mind.

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2017 11:56 AM (d2mYc)

167 It seems that the only thing that should not go in a vagina is a penis. Have i got that right?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 26, 2017 11:55 AM (PNcou)

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That would be correct.

Posted by: Sally Kohn at September 26, 2017 11:56 AM (vg8iE)

168 >>Her point could simply be "You all diss NK and think the US is so great,
but none of them want to come here! Nyah", but then why the
#NoMuslimBanEver hash?


Because she's an activist idiot who can count on at least some of her fans to fall for it? She'll use anything to fight Trump's 'muslim ban'.

She also claims sharia is liberating for women because in Saudi Arabia they have paid maternity leave.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2017 11:56 AM (W+vEI)

169 Dipping your fingers in liquid sodium acetate trihydrate

Enlarge Your Penis With This One Weird Trick!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 26, 2017 11:56 AM (ul9CR)

170 We call that unit a psaki. Pseriously.
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How many psakis in a harf?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 11:56 AM (2wRtc)

171 I'm not ever sure what Sarsour's point is, especially in conjunction with the #NoMuslimBanEver hash.
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I'll take a swing.

From her point of view, with VERY specious "logic":

Muslims are banned from the US
Venezuelans and Norks are banned from the US

therefore...

Venezueland and Norks are Muslims.

Therefore, her statement is completely logical.

Posted by: shibumi at September 26, 2017 11:56 AM (aT+Bx)

172 For all their faults ,slave holders in the old USA--by matching big slave women and big slave men so they would have big slave children--ensured the eventual dominance of African-American men in the NFL, the NBA and the porn industry !

Posted by: Jimmy the Greek at September 26, 2017 11:57 AM (7uYFy)

173 damn your fast typing, OM.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 11:57 AM (2wRtc)

174 For all its flaws, the Hindenberg Disaster helped Led Zeppelin's cover art.

Posted by: Paging Jimmy at September 26, 2017 11:57 AM (Ndje9)

175 Caitlyn is going to be a grandmother. Kylie is five month's pregnant.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 26, 2017 11:57 AM (m/Gc2)

176 For my fellow Joel Osteen anti-fans, the Babylon Bee knows the score:

http://tinyurl.com/yav2zbcr

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 26, 2017 11:41 AM (AM1GF)

That was funny.

I also like the post "Terrifying 'It' sequel to feature Pat Robertson instead of Pennywise the Clown."

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at September 26, 2017 11:57 AM (Jcg9Q)

177
169 >>Her point could simply be "You all diss NK and think the US is so great,
but none of them want to come here! Nyah", but then why the
#NoMuslimBanEver hash?


Because she's an activist idiot who can count on at least some of her fans to fall for it? She'll use anything to fight Trump's 'muslim ban'.

She also claims sharia is liberating for women because in Saudi Arabia they have paid maternity leave.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2017 11:56 AM (W+vEI)








Paid maternity leave? Great. Now if Saudi women were only allowed to have jobs in the first place.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2017 11:57 AM (veoSD)

178 For all his flaws, President Obama...

lemme get back to you on that one.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 26, 2017 11:57 AM (PNcou)

179 The Comanches ruled much of Texas when my mother's ancestors showed up with Stephen F. Austin.

At least they didn't eat human flesh, like the Tonkawas.

The Comanches preferred Apache slaves.

Posted by: Meremortal, in the mountains at September 26, 2017 11:58 AM (3myMJ)

180 1. Kneel before Trump
2. Kneel before Pence
3. Trump resigns
4. Pence resigns
5. Hillary is President!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at September 26, 2017 11:58 AM (O5Q3r)

181 Kylie is five month's pregnant.
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For now.

Posted by: Cecile Richards at September 26, 2017 11:58 AM (vg8iE)

182
Sodium acetate is also used in heating pads, hand warmers, and hot ice. Sodium acetate trihydrate crystals melt at 136.4 degrees F / 58 degrees C (to 137.12 degrees F / 58.4 degrees C), dissolving in their water of crystallization. When they are heated past the melting point and subsequently allowed to cool, the aqueous solution becomes supersaturated. This solution is capable of cooling to room temperature without forming crystals. By pressing on a metal disc within the heating pad, a nucleation center is formed, causing the solution to crystallize back into solid sodium acetate trihydrate. The bond-forming process of crystallization is exothermic. The latent heat of fusion is about 264 - 289 kJ/kg. Unlike some types of heat packs, such as those dependent upon irreversible chemical reactions, a sodium acetate heat pack can be easily reused by immersing the pack in boiling water for a few minutes, until the crystals are completely dissolved, and allowing the pack to slowly cool to room temperature.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2017 11:58 AM (BEjc7)

183 Listen, for all their problems, the tourists love seeing the icebergs.

Posted by: The Titanic at September 26, 2017 11:58 AM (CPk08)

184 A harf rates at three psakis.
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So how many harfs in a huma?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 11:58 AM (2wRtc)

185
Which is largely a myth, American soldiers trained to fight like all professional armies of the time - lined up in rows with nifty uniforms.
Posted by: josephistan


That's not what Bill Cosby said.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2017 11:58 AM (IqV8l)

186 Sarsour, you dumb Canute: North Koreans don't emigrate anywhere because they'll imprisoned, tortured and killed if they try.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 11:58 AM (NWiLs)

187 -
--
Kneeling is a sign of submission, whether it be to a monarch or to God.

--------------------------

The crowd chanting "Kneel Before Trump!" during these demonstrations would be interesting.

Posted by: irright at September 26, 2017 11:58 AM (pMGkg)

188 For all his flaws, Jim Jones made a killer kool-aid.

Posted by: Ripley at September 26, 2017 11:58 AM (MxEKc)

189 All I wanted was to follow the Detroit Lions during their regular season journey. All the Detroit Lions have given me is a sell-out owner and a bunch of players playing political games on the field. Most of those players have signing bonuses worth more than all the money I will make in my lifetime. Eff em and eff the NFL. I'm done.

Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2017 11:58 AM (Pqytn)

190 I'll take a swing.

From her point of view, with VERY specious "logic":

Muslims are banned from the US
Venezuelans and Norks are banned from the US

therefore...

Venezueland and Norks are Muslims.

Therefore, her statement is completely logical.
Posted by: shibumi at September 26, 2017 11:56 AM (aT+Bx)

I think it's simpler than that. I think she's saying that if the USA is so great, why aren't the Norks lining up to come here?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 11:58 AM (7uYFy)

191 138 Is it that North Koreans are not emigrating here because they are offended by Trump's hostility, therefore he should soften his stance on Muslims, lest they too will choose not to emigrate here?

Her point could simply be "You all diss NK and think the US is so great, but none of them want to come here! Nyah", but then why the #NoMuslimBanEver hash?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 26, 2017 11:51 AM (/qEW2)


Her point (dumb as it is) is that Trump added a non-Muslim country from which nobody will ever come here in the first place (North Korea) just as a smokescreen for his "real target" (in her eyes), Muslims.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 26, 2017 11:58 AM (CMbMd)

192 For all it's flaws, the atomic bomb was great for urban renewal projects.

Posted by: shibumi at September 26, 2017 11:59 AM (aT+Bx)

193 Taking a knee is an act of submission, but in their minds standing for the national anthem is an act of submission because it's 'required', so doing the submissive act of taking a knee is defiance of being 'made' to stand for the anthem.

All because some failed pro athlete thought the attention would be profitable.

Posted by: davidt at September 26, 2017 11:59 AM (BFYeS)

194 157 A psaki? I thought it was a harf.

2 Harfs = 1 Eichenwald.

5 Eichenwalds = 1 Psaki
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 26, 2017 11:55 AM (ul9CR)

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wait, that does not look Metric compatible

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 26, 2017 11:59 AM (PNcou)

195 152 49 For my fellow Joel Osteen anti-fans, the Babylon Bee knows the score:
http://tinyurl.com/yav2zbcr

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 26, 2017 11:41 AM (AM1GF)

That's a suitable follow up to John MacArthur's flying elbow drop.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 11:54 AM (NWiLs)


Yes, there's no love for Osteen at the Babylon Bee.

And thank God for that!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 26, 2017 11:59 AM (cvoba)

196 For all her flaws, Hillary won when you thnk about it.

Posted by: Hillary at September 26, 2017 11:59 AM (Ndje9)

197 Jon Snow took bent the knee for me IYKWIM

Posted by: Wicked Auntie Daenyrys at September 26, 2017 11:59 AM (cAXIk)

198 For all its flaws, suicide bombing does decrease the inpatient burden on psych wards.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 26, 2017 11:59 AM (CPk08)

199 f these people read any real history, they'd learn that the American Indians tended be pretty savage types. The Apache thought it was hilarious to torture captives. And they were afraid of the Comanches!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 26, 2017 11:53 AM (JVDV/)

...and they were nomads because they hunted an area until there was not much left and moved on. But hey, they were really conservationists living in harmony with nature and shit...until the white man and fire water.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 11:59 AM (rN46U)

200
175 For all its flaws, the Hindenberg Disaster helped Led Zeppelin's cover art.
Posted by: Paging Jimmy at September 26, 2017 11:57 AM (Ndje9)


And the Huge Manatee.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2017 12:00 PM (BEjc7)

201 Caitlyn Bruce is going to be a grandmother dickless, ball-less grandfather. With tits. Kylie is five month's pregnant.



FTFY

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 12:00 PM (2wRtc)

202 "Her point (dumb as it is) is that Trump added a non-Muslim country from which nobody will ever come here in the first place..."

And?

Posted by: Meremortal, in the movies at September 26, 2017 12:00 PM (3myMJ)

203
So how many harfs in a huma?
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 11:58 AM (2wRtc)


As many as she can get.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 26, 2017 12:00 PM (lKyWE)

204 hat tip Seth Mandel, on twitter

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9n6clog

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 26, 2017 12:00 PM (LISuA)

205 You was serious about that ban?

Posted by: Chad at September 26, 2017 12:00 PM (wo3jg)

206 a sodium acetate heat pack can be easily reused by immersing the pack in boiling water for a few minutes, until the crystals are completely dissolved, and allowing the pack to slowly cool to room temperature.




Been around for 20+ years.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2017 12:00 PM (na0uG)

207 I think Sarsour's NORK comment deserves top of the stupidity chart ranking.

NORK peasants risk their lives, & often lose them, trying to swim to China.

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2017 12:00 PM (d2mYc)

208 191 I think it's simpler than that. I think she's saying that if the USA is so great, why aren't the Norks lining up to come here?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 11:58 AM (7uYFy)

She's saying that Trump hastily added two non-Muslim countries that nobody was trying to get here from in the first place just so he can say it's not about Muslims. But too her, it's still only about Muslims.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 26, 2017 12:00 PM (CMbMd)

209 You would think that North Koreans would be lining up in droves to come to the US but THEY ARE NOT.



So she's saying that the US is inferior to North Korea? If that's the case should the Muzzie "refugees" should head to the paradise that is North Korea and avoid the hellhole that is America

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2017 12:00 PM (493sH)

210 North Koreans don't emigrate anywhere because they'll imprisoned, tortured and killed if they try.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 11:58 AM (NWiLs)
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China.
They don't have many choices.

Posted by: RioBravo at September 26, 2017 12:01 PM (SsblQ)

211 2 Harfs = 1 Eichenwald.



5 Eichenwalds = 1 Psaki
====

5 Psakis = 1 Sunsteen

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 12:01 PM (2wRtc)

212 Didn't read the article, but what was the NYT hot take on how the Communist "one child" policy affected women? forced abortions? Baby girls abandoned/killed so their parents could have a son?

Posted by: not the mama


Stop saying things that are true! This is not approved by the blue check media.

I have a good friend (and his wife, of course) who has adopted two adorable Chinese girls as his own, from a Chinese orphanage. And they can dream of a real life in America.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 26, 2017 12:01 PM (vcOmj)

213 For all its flaws, Mt. Vesuvius was a great boon to archeology.

Posted by: Meremortal, in the movies at September 26, 2017 12:01 PM (3myMJ)

214 For all his faults, Gavin Princip has sure kept the world BUSY in the past 100 years or so....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:01 PM (7uYFy)

215 and they were nomads because they hunted an area until there was not much left and moved on. But hey, they were really conservationists living in harmony with nature and shit...until the




slot machine was invented.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2017 12:01 PM (na0uG)

216 Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2017 11:58 AM
--

Well, I'm from Michigan, and history tells us that the Lions will be mediocre or bad, so really, it's best to focus on "college football" or even better yet "local high school games."

Also... by "standing with their Unspoken Black Overlords," people like the Fords -- and all the other owners-- are essentially saying "Our Employees are Correct, and YOU, the customer, can eff off, because you are wrong."

Posted by: shibumi at September 26, 2017 12:01 PM (aT+Bx)

217 Wait, you guys are confusing the metric and old imperial dumbness scales:

metric
-------

psaki
harf
kohn


old imperial
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Eichenwald
Stelter
Lemon

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 26, 2017 12:02 PM (cvoba)

218 189 For all his flaws, Jim Jones made a killer kool-aid.

Posted by: Ripley at September 26, 2017 11:58 AM (MxEKc)

Fuck Ripley! That's was fresh cawfee!

*gets paper towel*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 12:02 PM (rN46U)

219 The crowd chanting "Kneel Before Trump!" during these demonstrations would be interesting.


Posted by: irright at September 26, 2017 11:58 AM (pMGkg)


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Chanting "Trump! Trump! Trump!" as they kneel as subjects before their king would also be great.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 26, 2017 12:02 PM (rjrh3)

220 211 North Koreans don't emigrate anywhere because they'll imprisoned, tortured and killed if they try.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 11:58 AM (NWiLs)
--------------
China.
They don't have many choices.
Posted by: RioBravo at September 26, 2017 12:01 PM (SsblQ)

And if they're caught, prison, torture and murder.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 12:02 PM (NWiLs)

221 Somehow Trump got black people around the country voluntarily kneeling.

Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2017 12:02 PM (lKmt3)

222 Kylie is five month's pregnant.
________________________________

Why in the name of Margaret Sanger are these Kardashians/Jenners allowed to reproduce?

Posted by: Kate Gosselin of "Kate Plus 8" at September 26, 2017 12:02 PM (wo3jg)

223 Torture by the Indians was ubiquitous. It's been airbrushed out of the history books now.

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2017 12:02 PM (d2mYc)

224 For all of it's flaws, pedophilia does bring people closer together.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 12:02 PM (2wRtc)

225 For all its flaws, Pearl Harbor revitalized the US Pacific Fleet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2017 12:03 PM (5S6yG)

226 For all its faults, the Sack of Rome led to frozen gas station pizza.

Posted by: The Huns at September 26, 2017 12:03 PM (Ndje9)

227 Didn't read the article, but what was the NYT hot take on how the Communist "one child" policy affected women? forced abortions?
=========

OK...I'm not seeing the problem here....

Posted by: Cecile Richards at September 26, 2017 12:03 PM (vg8iE)

228 For all his faults, Don Lemon has sure been a boon to the makers of Topik...

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:03 PM (7uYFy)

229 Kneel before the Magnificent Scalp Weasel!

Happy Rapey Tuesday, all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2017 12:03 PM (PY9jH)

230
160 Where can I get some liquid sodium acetate trihydrate?

I want to try something.

I'll text a pic to you if it works.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 26, 2017 11:55 AM (8b+oT)


Something girthy?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2017 12:03 PM (BEjc7)

231 "But hey, they were really conservationists living in harmony with nature and shit...until the white man and fire water."

There are many more elk and deer in Colorado today than there were when Indians ran the place. Accidentally.

Posted by: Meremortal, on the hunt at September 26, 2017 12:03 PM (3myMJ)

232 slot machine was invented.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2017 12:01 PM (na0uG)

No shit rick...still scalping the white man.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 12:04 PM (rN46U)

233 For all his flaws, Whitey Bulger gave out Thanksgiving turkeys.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 26, 2017 12:04 PM (m/Gc2)

234 218. People get tripped up by the psaki unit. It's an inverse scale and measures raw stupidity, not intellect.
A harf is three psakis. A pigeon is two. A chimp is four or five.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 26, 2017 12:04 PM (fA1SL)

235 For all its issues, the HIV epidemic helped us understand the importance of biomedical research.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 26, 2017 12:04 PM (CPk08)

236 I think it's simpler than that. I think she's saying that if the USA is so great, why aren't the Norks lining up to come here?
Posted by: JoeF.



Too many trannies.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2017 12:04 PM (na0uG)

237 For all his flaws, Joe Scarborough produces one hell of a music video.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2017 12:04 PM (PY9jH)

238
Chanting "Trump! Trump! Trump!" as they kneel as subjects before their king would also be great.
--

Yeah, those who are on twitter and participate in NFL fan sites and such need to suggest this. It is excellent.

Posted by: shibumi at September 26, 2017 12:04 PM (aT+Bx)

239 "But hey, they were really conservationists living in harmony with nature and shit...until the white man and fire water."
===

And smallpox blankets. And racism.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 12:04 PM (2wRtc)

240 For all his faults, Ed Gein sure inspired some nifty horror films!

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:04 PM (7uYFy)

241 I'd love for someone to get the opportunity to ask some of the NFL players to spell "kneel."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 26, 2017 12:04 PM (rjrh3)

242 For all its flaws, the Hiroshima nuclear detonation did give us a culture obsessed by Elvis, perverse comic characters, and asexual clothing.

Posted by: Zod at September 26, 2017 12:05 PM (Bdeb0)

243 I don't get the Osteen hate but whatever.

Posted by: blaster at September 26, 2017 12:05 PM (ckY2x)

244
For all its flaws, the sinking of RMS Titanic certainly demonstrated the health benefits of rowing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2017 12:05 PM (BEjc7)

245 For all its issues, the HIV epidemic helped us understand the importance of biomedical research.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 26, 2017 12:04 PM (CPk0

----------------------------
And gay marriage!

Posted by: RioBravo at September 26, 2017 12:05 PM (SsblQ)

246 Has Linda Sarsour ever heard of the term soldiers with guns, particularly at the border?

Posted by: mercenary13 at September 26, 2017 12:05 PM (gA04b)

247 For all of its problems, prison rape helps forge a sense of identity among inmates.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 26, 2017 12:05 PM (CPk08)

248 243. Yeah....we kinda did the job a little TOO well.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 26, 2017 12:05 PM (fA1SL)

249 For all his flaws, John Wayne Gacy got his picture taken with Rosalynn Carter.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 26, 2017 12:06 PM (m/Gc2)

250 for all its flaws, flesh eating bacteria will clear up your acne.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 26, 2017 12:06 PM (PNcou)

251 Bow down before the one you serve
You're going to get what you deserve

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:06 PM (7uYFy)

252 For all its flaws, East Germany really taught the kids not to run around in a minefield.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 26, 2017 12:06 PM (yL25O)

253 for all his flaws, Justinian II sure knew how to persevere in adversity.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2017 12:06 PM (3QhVO)

254 Torture by the Indians was ubiquitous. It's been airbrushed out of the history books now.




So was slavery.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2017 12:06 PM (na0uG)

255 >>Caitlyn is going to be a grandmother. Kylie is five month's pregnant.


You're not going to believe this, but...Lena Dunham has been writing about how this news triggered at least 10 of her friends and then cured the 'fertility industrial complex'.


This is where feminism has come to: Planned Parenthood is their #1 favorite cause, and they are bound and determined to get every woman on the oil from her teens onward...and then they feel like there's some big, bad conspiracy to make them deal with infertility when they get around to wanting kids in their late 30's and 40's.

It takes a special kind of stupid to not see how badly they are kneecapping themselves.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2017 12:06 PM (W+vEI)

256 Posted by: JoeF.
==

Nine Inch Earworm

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 12:06 PM (2wRtc)

257 For all his flaws, Anthony Weiner could take a perfectly framed selfie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2017 12:06 PM (PY9jH)

258
For all it's flaws the iceberg put the life jacket business on the map

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 26, 2017 12:07 PM (lKyWE)

259 What's the milikohn on this regarding Trump?

Lena Dunham @lenadunham
Not only is he a racist but he's a racist with untreated mental illness. So under diff circumstances he's Dylann Roof.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 26, 2017 12:07 PM (jTxvO)

260 For all its flaws, during the Irish Potato Famine the Brits stayed well fed.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 12:07 PM (NWiLs)

261 For all of its flaws, the Japanese Imperial Army helped Korean women celebrate Mother's Day by making them mothers.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2017 12:07 PM (wo3jg)

262 Prediction: Goodell resigns before the end of the season.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 26, 2017 12:07 PM (toi7g)

263 I was in college in the 70's and every sophomore intellectual always began a comment with either "for all it's flaws, communism..."
Or
"I have a problem with..."

Gawd. Just shut the f**k up asshole!!!
First of all it's communism, dumbass. And secondly I don't give a tinker's damn about what gives you a problem.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2017 12:07 PM (M+MSn)

264 For all his flaws, Kim has overseen the extinction of messy pigeons in North Korea.

Posted by: Meremortal, on the hunt at September 26, 2017 12:07 PM (3myMJ)

265 You was serious about that ban?
Posted by: Chad at September 26, 2017 12:00 PM (wo3jg)

Nooooooooooooooo!

Posted by: Women of Tinder at September 26, 2017 12:07 PM (XFue2)

266 Revolutionary War: There were some Ranger outfits in the American armies who fought unconventionally. Daniel Morgan's outfit at Saratoga is the first to come to mind.

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2017 11:56 AM (d2mYc)
===============

Knowlton's Connecticut Rangers fought superbly at the Battle of Harlem Heights (1776).

For sheer brutality by fast-moving US volunteer militia units, the actions by the "Over The Mountain Men" at the Battle of Kings Mountain is hard to beat. That's a haunted battlefield. I knew it the moment I stepped out of the car.

Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2017 12:07 PM (Pqytn)

267 For all her flaws, Yoko Ono's screaming has prevented alien invasions for the last two decades.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 26, 2017 12:08 PM (yL25O)

268
For all its flaws, the assassination of Archduke Francis Ferdinand certainly did encourage his fellow Europeans to pay visits to one another.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2017 12:08 PM (BEjc7)

269 Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2017 11:58 AM
--

Well, I'm from Michigan, and history tells us that the Lions will be mediocre or bad, so really, it's best to focus on "college football" or even better yet "local high school games."

Also... by "standing with their Unspoken Black Overlords," people like the Fords -- and all the other owners-- are essentially saying "Our Employees are Correct, and YOU, the customer, can eff off, because you are wrong."


Posted by: shibumi at September 26, 2017 12:01 PM (aT+Bx)

I haven't been paying attention to whatever political bullshit the Fords and players are up to, so I'm behind the 8 ball on that.

All I know is that between the kneeling scum and that bullshit call on Sunday, I'm finally done with the NFL once and for all and I'm going to harass all the Cowboy fans down here about their kneeling heroes.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at September 26, 2017 12:08 PM (Jcg9Q)

270 For All It's Flaws, Slavery Was Upwardly Mobile For Many Africans

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2017 12:08 PM (oVJmc)

271 -
--
Kylie is five month's pregnant.


-----------------------

After already being woman of the year, Bruce is a shoo-in for mom of the year. That surgery shit is getting GOOD.

Posted by: Guy who don't give a F which one is which at September 26, 2017 12:08 PM (pMGkg)

272 For all its misgivings, the NFL has given me an excuse not to do yard work on Sundays.

Posted by: Clown at September 26, 2017 12:09 PM (mcI77)

273 How many people here are aware that Sunday was Gold Star Mothers' Day?

I heard a piece on Fox about a GS Mother in the stands at a game, who was horrified to see the kneeling before the flag her son's body came home draped in.

I honestly can't even. Thank G-d.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2017 12:09 PM (PY9jH)

274 For all it's "faults", California has been a boon to the makers of earthquake-proof buildings....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:09 PM (7uYFy)

275 For all his flaws, Goodell has...

...um...

Posted by: Meremortal, not in the stands at September 26, 2017 12:09 PM (3myMJ)

276 I'd love for someone to get the opportunity to ask some of the NFL players to spell "kneel."




Id just like to tell them, that while they are down there, a blow job would be nice.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2017 12:09 PM (na0uG)

277 Shot:

Hillary Clinton: I'm not sure Trump knows Puerto Ricans are Americans

Chaser:

Jim Treacher @jtLOL
I'm not sure @HillaryClinton knows Wisconsinites are Americans.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 26, 2017 12:09 PM (jTxvO)

278 For all his faults, San Andrea sure inspired a cool video game!

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:09 PM (7uYFy)

279 You was serious about that ban?
Posted by: Chad at September 26, 2017 12:00 PM (wo3jg)

I keep picturing Chad Everett at Charles de Gaul Airport with a ticket to JFK in his hand.

"Fuuuuuccccccckkkkkk!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 26, 2017 12:09 PM (sGSvK)

280 Lena Dunham can DIAF.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 26, 2017 12:10 PM (vg8iE)

281 Don't these nitwits know they're providing a meme heaven for the Trumperverse? All those leftys kneeling before TGE.

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2017 12:10 PM (7l5V0)

282 For all his personal issues, Kermit Gosnell pioneered treatments not available elsewhere.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 26, 2017 12:10 PM (CPk08)

283 For all it's flaws, AIDS has produced some lovely quilts.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2017 12:10 PM (oVJmc)

284 For all his flaws, Pol Pot reduced reported nearsightedness to 0%.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 12:10 PM (NWiLs)

285 After already being woman of the year, Bruce is a shoo-in for mom of the year. That surgery shit is getting GOOD.
__________________________________

We're already working on the award.

Posted by: ESPN at September 26, 2017 12:10 PM (wo3jg)

286 Hillary Clinton: I'm not sure Trump knows Puerto Ricans are Americans

She really is one, nasty cunt.
What is this about?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:10 PM (7uYFy)

287 263 Prediction: Goodell resigns before the end of the season.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 26, 2017 12:07 PM (toi7g)

I'll take that bet. He's the new hero of our enemies now.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at September 26, 2017 12:10 PM (Jcg9Q)

288 208 NORK peasants risk their lives, & often lose them, trying to swim to China.

And we really don't know how many lose their lives trying to swim to the US, because so few make it.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 26, 2017 12:10 PM (v3pYe)

289
Prediction: Goodell resigns before the end of the season.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 26, 2017 12:07 PM (toi7g)



So he'll have more time to obsess about Tom Brady's deflated balls

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 26, 2017 12:11 PM (lKyWE)

290 For all it's flaws, the Klan did make wearing white after labor day more popular

Posted by: Heisenberg at September 26, 2017 12:11 PM (PNcou)

291 For all his flaws, Jim Jones made a killer kool-aid.
Posted by: Ripley


Yes but telling jokes was a killer.

The punch lines were too long.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 26, 2017 12:11 PM (vcOmj)

292 For all her flaws, Yoko Ono has helped fight overpopulation by posing nude.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2017 12:11 PM (5S6yG)

293 For all it's flaws Communism is ..... flawed...

Posted by: Maxine Waters at September 26, 2017 12:11 PM (O2RFr)

294
For all her flaws, Hillary Rodham Clinton will never be President.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2017 12:11 PM (BEjc7)

295 For all his flaws, Idi Amin was a hell of a bowler.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 26, 2017 12:11 PM (m/Gc2)

296 Btw, Hillary Cunton is in Montclair, NJ--the next town over from me--signing copies of her loser book.
Montclair is pleasant--and definitely Clinton territory.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:12 PM (7uYFy)

297 Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2017 12:07 PM (Pqytn)

Felt that at Mannassas too. The trees cut down by small arms fire were instructive too.

Posted by: Meremortal, arms wide at September 26, 2017 12:12 PM (3myMJ)

298 Not only is he a racist but he's a racist with untreated mental illness. So under diff circumstances he's Dylann Roof.
===

It's like watching a chimp attempt linear equations.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 12:12 PM (2wRtc)

299 Ok, now youz guyz are killing me with this 'for all its flaws' shit. LMAO.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 12:12 PM (rN46U)

300
For all its flaws, Pedo Island does keep wayward young people off our streets.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2017 12:12 PM (BEjc7)

301 use of the term "dog whistle"" is proof to me of liberal brain warp-age. local tv sports front-man use the term to call all Trump voters RACIST!!!!
I like the "they are knelling to the audience to show their serfdom" mime.
maybe that will shame them into some respect for the country that has allowed them to become wildly successful. But, probably not.

Posted by: arbitrary turn back at September 26, 2017 12:12 PM (8RQER)

302 There's a story at Gateway Pundit about cops "taking a knee" against themselves. And holding up a black power fist.

If the purpose of this is to convince the world that the US is filled with a bunch of mentally ill retards, well, they're doing a good job. They've convinced me.

Posted by: shibumi at September 26, 2017 12:12 PM (aT+Bx)

303 For all it's flaws the NBA has provided us with high priced and ridiculous looking sneakers.

Posted by: Clown at September 26, 2017 12:12 PM (mcI77)

304 For all his flaws, while awaiting execution, Saddam published several children's books--including "Goodnight Moon and Your Entire Accursed Family as Well"--and this resulted in a Nobel Peace Prize nomination.

Posted by: J. Lileks at September 26, 2017 12:13 PM (Ndje9)

305
Btw, Hillary Cunton is in Montclair, NJ--the next town over from me--signing copies of her loser book.

Montclair is pleasant--and definitely Clinton territory.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:12 PM (7uYFy)


We attended a rehearsal dinner there last spring. Pretty town, Prog Central.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2017 12:13 PM (PY9jH)

306 For all his flaws, Hannibal of Carthage sure knew how to give his elephants a workout.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 26, 2017 12:13 PM (JVDV/)

307 For all his flaws, Lavrentiy Beria was dedicated to economic reforms.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 26, 2017 12:13 PM (CPk08)

308 I'll take that bet. He's the new hero of our enemies now.

Is he ever... The Kneeling craze is sweeping the Nation... Of course no one knows why they're doing it but if Sports figures, musicians, and Hollyweird does it it must be cool!

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2017 12:13 PM (O2RFr)

309 For all their flaws, the IRA spurred tremendous advancement in restorative knee surgery.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 12:13 PM (NWiLs)

310 263 Prediction: Goodell resigns before the end of the season.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 26, 2017 12:07 PM (toi7g)

===========

Maybe it's my loyalty to the Saints talking but if that's the end result of this crap it'll almost be worth it. Provided the replacement is someone who actually knows and loves the game not some scum sucking lawyer (apologies to all Horde members who are members od the Bar). Which, knowing our luck, it probably will be the bastard spawn of Mike Florio.

Posted by: Jackal at September 26, 2017 12:14 PM (9mwhz)

311 For all his flaws, Pickett knew how to charge with the best of them.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2017 12:14 PM (5S6yG)

312 237 I think it's simpler than that. I think she's saying that if the USA is so great, why aren't the Norks lining up to come here?
Posted by: JoeF.

Too many trannies.


Here or there?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 26, 2017 12:14 PM (sGtp+)

313 For all its flaws, Pedo Island does keep wayward young people off our streets.
---

For all it's flaws, Pedo Island also teaches wayward young boys and girls a marketable trade.

Posted by: shibumi at September 26, 2017 12:14 PM (aT+Bx)

314 Rick "Tank" Ferran, the founder of Uncle Sam's Misguided Children page is a communist survivor. He has a great article on communism today.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 26, 2017 12:14 PM (jsWA8)

315 For it's problems, heroin is actually a pretty good weight loss program.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 26, 2017 12:14 PM (CPk08)

316 Prediction: Goodell resigns before the end of the season.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 26, 2017 12:07 PM (toi7g)

Too soon. I agree he'll be gone, but they'll let him save face....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:14 PM (7uYFy)

317 For all her flaws, Hillary...

Will Never Be President!

Posted by: Meremortal, whew at September 26, 2017 12:15 PM (3myMJ)

318 For all his flaws, Donald Trump kept Hilary Clinton out of the White House.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 26, 2017 12:15 PM (PNcou)

319
There's a story at Gateway Pundit about cops "taking a knee" against themselves. And holding up a black power fist.

If
the purpose of this is to convince the world that the US is filled with
a bunch of mentally ill retards, well, they're doing a good job.
They've convinced me.


Posted by: shibumi at September 26, 2017 12:12 PM (aT+Bx)




Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2017 12:15 PM (PY9jH)

320 Pretty sure Rothkopf translates to redhead. Which is a stupid name.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 26, 2017 12:15 PM (xfb67)

321 For all its flaws, the Red Army's strafbat program was successful in reforming convicts.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 26, 2017 12:15 PM (fA1SL)

322 254 for all his flaws, Justinian II sure knew how to persevere in adversity.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2017 12:06 PM (3QhVO)


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE JUSTINIAN WAS DEPOSED IN 695, RETURNED TO THE THRONE IN 705 ONLY WITH THE AID OF AN ARMY OF BULGARS AND SLAVS, THEN WAS KICKED OUT AGAIN IN 711 AND THEN KILLED.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 26, 2017 12:15 PM (cvoba)

323 Maybe it's my loyalty to the Saints talking but if that's the end result of this crap it'll almost be worth it. Provided the replacement is someone who actually knows and loves the game not some scum sucking lawyer (apologies to all Horde members who are members od the Bar). Which, knowing our luck, it probably will be the bastard spawn of Mike Florio.
Posted by: Jackal at September 26, 2017 12:14 PM (9mwhz)

The "price" for Goodell leaving will be a black NFL commissioner.
Guaranfuckingteed

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:16 PM (7uYFy)

324 For all it's flaws, the Mafia perfected the science of plastic surgery.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 26, 2017 12:16 PM (mcI77)

325 For all his flaws, Gaetan Dugas was an exemplary flight attendant.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 12:16 PM (NWiLs)

326 For all his flaws, Anthony Weiner did know how to take selfies.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 26, 2017 12:16 PM (jxbfJ)

327 The Commissioner of the NFL is and always has been a front man for the owners.

He doesn't control jack shit. He 'directs' as ordered to.

Posted by: davidt at September 26, 2017 12:16 PM (BFYeS)

328 For all it's flaws, The New York Times has prime real estate available for rent in it's Manhattan headquarters due to adjustments in it's dwindling employment situation. Call 1-800-NY-TIMES for more info. Ask for Pinchy.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 26, 2017 12:16 PM (O5Q3r)

329 Prediction: Goodell resigns before the end of the season.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 26, 2017 12:07 PM (toi7g)

Too soon. I agree he'll be gone, but they'll let him save face....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:14 PM (7uYFy)

They are about to give him an extension to his bullshit contract, so I doubt that. AND the chckenshit owners are using him as a foil to aliviate their own guilt.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2017 12:16 PM (5y11N)

330 "You would think East Germans are lining up in droves to go to West Germany but THEY ARE NOT. Smh. #NoCommieBanEver"

-- Linda Sarsour in 1962

Posted by: ShainS at September 26, 2017 12:16 PM (BiLU+)

331 For all it's flaws, the Star Wars Prequels made me zillionaire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: George Lucas at September 26, 2017 12:16 PM (PNcou)

332 For all its flaws, the Black Death of 1347 revitalized demand in the labor market throughout all of Europe.

Posted by: CyberCipher at September 26, 2017 12:17 PM (p6WoB)

333 For all its flaws, schizophrenia does allow for many interesting conversations.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 12:17 PM (2wRtc)

334 For all its flaws tentacle porn leaves some savage hickeys.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 12:17 PM (rN46U)

335 The "price" for Goodell leaving will be a black NFL commissioner.

Guaranfuckingteed

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:16 PM (7uYFy)


Condi Rice?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2017 12:17 PM (PY9jH)

336 For all its problems, the mafia does care about family.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 26, 2017 12:17 PM (CPk08)

337 For all his flaws, John Wayne Gacy got his picture taken with Rosalynn Carter.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 26, 2017 12:06 PM (m/Gc2)

Jim Jones, too, IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at September 26, 2017 12:17 PM (O848g)

338 Goodell resigns from the NFL and becomes a spokesman for ISIS.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2017 12:17 PM (wo3jg)

339 For all it's flaws, the GOP gave us Barack Hussein Obama.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 26, 2017 12:18 PM (mcI77)

340 The "price" for Goodell leaving will be a black NFL commissioner.
Guaranfuckingteed

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:16 PM (7uYFy)

==============

Maxine Waters FTW!!!

Posted by: ShainS at September 26, 2017 12:18 PM (BiLU+)

341 For all her flaws, Hillary has proved that living with Kuru is possible.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 26, 2017 12:18 PM (fA1SL)

342 Cannibal Bob, Legend of the Overfiend is on line one.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2017 12:18 PM (5S6yG)

343 That NYT headline is the perfect 'At least Mussolini got the trains to run on time.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2017 12:18 PM (oVJmc)

344 Whatever you do, please don't automatically kneel in my presence!

Posted by: Br'er Trump at September 26, 2017 12:18 PM (FPnaP)

345 For all it's flaws, the NFL is a great work-release program for convicts.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 12:18 PM (NWiLs)

346 For all it's flaws, busty lesbian pron...

oh sorry; it has no flaws.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 26, 2017 12:18 PM (PNcou)

347
For all their flaws, NYT employees are about to undergo another round of "rightsizing".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2017 12:18 PM (BEjc7)

348 For all of its flaws, Sherman's March to the Sea spurred the growth of the home improvements industry.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 26, 2017 12:18 PM (m/Gc2)

349 For all her flaws, Cody Jarrett's mother really knew how to make Cody a success.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 26, 2017 12:18 PM (JVDV/)

350 for all it's flaws, baby parts has bought me spectacular lamborghini

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2017 12:19 PM (FKrah)

351 When I saw that Linda Sausauer (or whatever) tweet, I read the hashtag as #nomuslimbeaver. Guess that was confirmation bias.

Posted by: Immolate at September 26, 2017 12:19 PM (C4b9S)

352 336 The "price" for Goodell leaving will be a black NFL commissioner.

Guaranfuckingteed

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:16 PM (7uYFy)
_______________________________________

Bingo! Never thought about that, but it makes perfect sense in Snowflake Land.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2017 12:19 PM (wo3jg)

353 There's a story at Gateway Pundit about cops "taking a knee" against themselves. And holding up a black power fist.

If
the purpose of this is to convince the world that the US is filled with
a bunch of mentally ill retards, well, they're doing a good job.
They've convinced me.


Posted by: shibumi at September 26, 2017 12:12 PM (aT+Bx)

Are there any pics to identify what group these cops belong to?

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at September 26, 2017 12:19 PM (Jcg9Q)

354 >>>Posted by: Hikaru at September 26, 2017 11:58 AM (CMbMd)

Thank you. Of course Trump is more interested in preventing idiots from *here* going *there* and becoming hostages, so it still doesn't make much sense. But it makes more sense than anything I could understand directly from her words. Maybe she expresses herself more clearly in Arabic.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 26, 2017 12:19 PM (/qEW2)

355 317 Prediction: Goodell resigns before the end of the season.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 26, 2017 12:07 PM (toi7g)

Too soon. I agree he'll be gone, but they'll let him save face....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:14 PM (7uYFy)


And he'll be replaced by a black commissioner and it will be all racism, racism, all the time.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 26, 2017 12:19 PM (cvoba)

356 Trying to figure out the latest rumors about GOPe tax reform. Lowest rate will be 12%, but a bigger standard deduction? What the ever-luving whaaaat? Even Jesus only demands 10%. Kneel before the Government and they may allow you to keep some money.

Oh my stars and garters.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 26, 2017 12:19 PM (MIKMs)

357 Montclair is pleasant--and definitely Clinton territory.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:12 PM (7uYFy)

We attended a rehearsal dinner there last spring. Pretty town, Prog Central.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2017 12:13 PM (PY9jH)

Beautiful Episcopalian Church with rainbow flag, Priuses with Obama/Biden stickers, forty-year old new mothers pushing $1000 strollers . The works.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:19 PM (7uYFy)

358 For all his flaws, John Wayne Gacy got his picture taken with Rosalynn Carter.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 26, 2017 12:06 PM (m/Gc2)

Yes I saw, he was the handsome one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2017 12:19 PM (5y11N)

359 Fuckin' Ben. Hilarious. And I didnt know that so theres that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 12:19 PM (rN46U)

360 Goodell resign?

You must be kidding.

This is an incredible shit-eating excercise by the owners, who I am laughing at. They were faced with either "take the knee, you fags!" or a players strike or work stoppage.

Don't doubt the NFL Players association was going to do something outrageous if they didn't knuckle under.

The heckler's veto wins again. This will be a common place thing in the New America.

Oh, and by the way. Fuck Lebron James. And I've been a Cavs fan since before Lebron was born.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 26, 2017 12:19 PM (vcOmj)

361 Say what you like about crystal meth, but it has taught basic organic chemistry to a generation of underemployed youth.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 26, 2017 12:19 PM (CPk08)

362 For all of its flaws, the Krakatoa eruption of 1883 sure did make for a cool summer.

Posted by: no good deed at September 26, 2017 12:20 PM (eIQHF)

363 And he'll be replaced by a black commissioner and it will be all racism, racism, all the time.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader


Yes, let's turn it up to 11!! This is working GREAT!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 26, 2017 12:20 PM (vcOmj)

364 Are there any pics to identify what group these cops belong to?
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at September 26, 2017 12:19 PM (Jcg9Q)

Mall cops.

Posted by: Meremortal, on Segeway at September 26, 2017 12:20 PM (3myMJ)

365
For all her flaws, Hillary Rodham Clinton does appreciate the stolidness of a well placed bollard.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2017 12:20 PM (BEjc7)

366 Ta-nishi Coates to head the NFL?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2017 12:20 PM (5S6yG)

367 336 The "price" for Goodell leaving will be a black NFL commissioner.

Guaranfuckingteed

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:16 PM (7uYFy)

Condi Rice?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2017 12:17 PM (PY9jH)

=========

That's probably the best outcome of all of this, IMHO.

Posted by: Jackal at September 26, 2017 12:20 PM (9mwhz)

368 For all her flaws, Linda Sarsour is still an America-hating retard.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 12:20 PM (NWiLs)

369 Trump is very efficient. For perhaps 30 minutes of his time (to think about it, mention it off-hand* in a speech, and then tweet about it) he has had people spending a lot of time tying themselves to the idea of being unpatriotic and un-American and otherwise tying themselves into knots.

How this will play out is anybody's guess, but my observation is that getting into a fight with Donald Trump is a bad idea.

*Sure, he didn't know exactly what he was doing.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tailgate Special! Follies & Fulminations 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at September 26, 2017 12:20 PM (hLRSq)

370 For all it's flaws, Nazi's sure had spiffy uniforms.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 26, 2017 12:20 PM (O5Q3r)

371 Maxine Waters FTW!!!
Posted by: ShainS at September 26, 2017 12:18 PM (BiLU+)

Condi Rice.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:20 PM (7uYFy)

372 For all his flaws, Obama brought us Trump.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 26, 2017 12:20 PM (CPk08)

373 338 For all his flaws, John Wayne Gacy got his picture taken with Rosalynn Carter.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 26, 2017 12:06 PM (m/Gc2)

Jim Jones, too, IIRC.
_____________________________________


Most embarrassing, however, is that she had her picture taken with Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2017 12:20 PM (wo3jg)

374 For all its flaws, 9/11 certainly freed up some prime real estate in Manhattan.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 26, 2017 12:20 PM (vg8iE)

375 The "price" for Goodell leaving will be a black NFL commissioner.

Guaranfuckingteed

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:16 PM (7uYFy)

Condi Rice?



Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2017 12:17 PM (PY9jH)

I was thinking Jim Brown, but I don't recall how old he is these days.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at September 26, 2017 12:21 PM (Jcg9Q)

376 340 For all it's flaws, the GOP gave us Barack Hussein Obama.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 26, 2017 12:18 PM (mcI77)

=================

... and, ironically, Donald Trump.

Posted by: ShainS at September 26, 2017 12:21 PM (BiLU+)

377 For all its flaws, the last ice age spurred evolution to reach beyond the mass extinctions of the Pleistocene era.

Posted by: CyberCipher at September 26, 2017 12:21 PM (p6WoB)

378 For all it's flaws, the Federal Government gave us a stable EBT system.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 26, 2017 12:21 PM (mcI77)

379 For all it's flaws, Polio was great for the Wheelchair industry.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 26, 2017 12:21 PM (OqE8U)

380
For all her flaws, Hillary Rodham Clinton did resurrect the slogan, "Beef: It's What's for Dinner".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2017 12:21 PM (BEjc7)

381 for all its flaws forced euthanasia save countries big bucks

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2017 12:21 PM (FKrah)

382 For all it's flaws, Islam has encouraged young men to take an interest in chemistry.

Posted by: shibumi at September 26, 2017 12:21 PM (aT+Bx)

383 362 Say what you like about crystal meth, but it has taught basic organic chemistry to a generation of underemployed youth.

---

and saves you money on toothpaste

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 26, 2017 12:21 PM (PNcou)

384 For all of its flaws, human trafficking provides victims with a sense of their market value.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 12:21 PM (2wRtc)

385 For my fellow Joel Osteen anti-fans, the Babylon Bee knows the score:

http://tinyurl.com/yav2zbcr

Posted by: Brother Cavil


So ingenious and yet so simple, it makes you wonder why someone hadn't thought of it before.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 26, 2017 12:22 PM (/qEW2)

386 For all his flaws, BEN ROETHLISBERGER has an encyclopedic knowledge of Ancient History!

Posted by: Ptolemy I Soter, Librarian at September 26, 2017 12:22 PM (Ndje9)

387 For all their flaws, the Horde can beat a meme to death

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 26, 2017 12:22 PM (PNcou)

388 Ta-nishi Coates to head the NFL?



#NotForLong.
#NoFansLeft.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2017 12:22 PM (na0uG)

389 For all its issues, my hepatitis makes it easier to hide in banana plantations.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 26, 2017 12:22 PM (CPk08)

390 Say what you want about Walter White, but he sure knew how to instill a sense of purpose in disaffected slacker teens.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 26, 2017 12:22 PM (JVDV/)

391 For all its flaws, oil pisses off the Left better than most anything.

Posted by: Meremortal, on the rigs at September 26, 2017 12:22 PM (3myMJ)

392 383 For all it's flaws, Islam has encouraged young men to take an interest in chemistry.
_________________________________

And clocks.

Posted by: Clock Boy at September 26, 2017 12:22 PM (wo3jg)

393 I was thinking Jim Brown, but I don't recall how old he is these days.
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at September 26, 2017 12:21 PM (Jcg9Q)

Way too old.
But I still wouldn't say it to his face...

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:22 PM (7uYFy)

394 340 For all it's flaws, the GOP gave us Barack Hussein Obama.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 26, 2017 12:18 PM (mcI77)


For all its flaws, the GOPe gave us Donald Trump.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 26, 2017 12:22 PM (cvoba)

395 For all their flaws, the 9/11 terrorists gave NTSB agents tons of overtime.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 12:22 PM (NWiLs)

396 >>Not only is he a racist but he's a racist with untreated mental illness. So under diff circumstances he's Dylann Roof.
===
>>It's like watching a chimp attempt linear equations.


Worse than you think:

In a new video series from filmmakers Alex Karpovsky and Teddy Blanks...celebrities distill decades of
experience in therapy down to two minute videos.

In having these conversations with well-known and successful artists
like Silverman and Dunham about how going to therapy helped them manage
negative emotions or mental illness, Shrink aims to destigmatize therapy and help others who may be struggling make the decision to find a therapist."


Dunham, who is an out-and-proud therapy advocate (therapy starting in childhood), in service of destigmatizing mental illness, is casually slurring Trump as mentally ill.


Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2017 12:23 PM (W+vEI)

397 I love that, though. Scores of millions executed, worked to death, starved - an entire culture driven to insane and murderous frenzy - all dismissed lightly with 'for all its flaws'.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 26, 2017 12:23 PM (fA1SL)

398 For all his flaws, Charles Manson taught people a lesson about trusting authority figures.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 26, 2017 12:23 PM (KUaJL)

399 For all its flaws, meth has helped slow America's obesity epidemic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2017 12:23 PM (oVJmc)

400
For all it's flaws communism, did kill 100 million people.

#GAINZforGaia

Posted by: naturalfake at September 26, 2017 12:23 PM (NyJwR)

401 for all their flaws, climate models have made me RICH

Posted by: M Mann at September 26, 2017 12:23 PM (PNcou)

402 For all her flaws, Michelle Obama forced school kids to lose weight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2017 12:23 PM (PY9jH)

403 Is our flaws learning?

Posted by: Meremortal, with George Bush at September 26, 2017 12:23 PM (3myMJ)

404 I was thinking Jim Brown, but I don't recall how old he is these days.



81

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2017 12:24 PM (na0uG)

405 For all her flaws, Aileen Wuornos reminded us not to pick up bucktoothed, wild-eyed central Florida hookers.

Posted by: Zod at September 26, 2017 12:24 PM (Bdeb0)

406 We seek to create unique opportunities to recognize and thank Americas active-duty military members, veterans and their families for their service and sacrifice. We sincerely hope this will not be a deciding factor in your continued relationship with USAA.



In other words...We are going to continue sponsoring the NFL. If you dont like it, dont let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 26, 2017 12:24 PM (e1A/T)

407
Dunham, who is an out-and-proud therapy advocate (therapy starting in childhood), in service of destigmatizing mental illness, is casually slurring Trump as mentally ill.



That's nuts.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2017 12:24 PM (oVJmc)

408 393 383 For all it's flaws, Islam has encouraged young men to take an interest in chemistry.
_________________________________

And clocks.
Posted by: Clock Boy at September 26, 2017 12:22 PM (wo3jg)

---

and animal husbandry

Posted by: M Mann at September 26, 2017 12:24 PM (PNcou)

409 >>For all its flaws, the CIA at least intoduced AIDS and Crack into the ghettos.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2017 12:25 PM (rya7Z)

410 Perfect. I'm sick of this shit. I point out that they raided other tribes and took slaves. That also doesn't get any applause.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob


EAT ME!!! No, wait ...

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at September 26, 2017 12:25 PM (/qEW2)

411 For all of his flaws, Kim Jong Un has made his people incredibly resourceful.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 12:25 PM (2wRtc)

412 For all its flaws, SkyNet is a terrific distributed network system

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 12:25 PM (NWiLs)

413 For all its problems, neurosyphilis did inspire the Symphonie Pathetique.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 26, 2017 12:25 PM (CPk08)

414
Dunham, who is an out-and-proud therapy advocate (therapy starting in childhood)


By all means, let's listen to *her*.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2017 12:25 PM (oVJmc)

415 for all their flaws, the GOPe gave us, the middle finger

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 26, 2017 12:25 PM (PNcou)

416 So ingenious and yet so simple, it makes you wonder why someone hadn't thought of it before.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 26, 2017 12:22 PM (/qEW2)


I was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 26, 2017 12:25 PM (cvoba)

417 343 Cannibal Bob, Legend of the Overfiend is on line one.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2017 12:18 PM (5S6yG)

I'm not answering that one again Anna.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 12:25 PM (rN46U)

418 For all his flaws, Voldemort got young wizards interested in being aurors again.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 26, 2017 12:25 PM (KUaJL)

419 For all of its flaws, Climate Change is addressing the world's overpopulation and food shortage issues for us!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2017 12:25 PM (W+vEI)

420 406. Dude - Insomniac is right here! Cut the guy some slack.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 26, 2017 12:25 PM (fA1SL)

421 So if the squishes are gonna raise the bottom rate from 10 to 12% and double the standard deduction what does that do for people who don't use the standard deductions?

Posted by: Jaimo at September 26, 2017 12:26 PM (/Kt3K)

422
The "price" for Goodell leaving will be a black NFL commissioner.

Guaranfuckingteed

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:16 PM (7uYFy)


Ray Rice - "He lives our values!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2017 12:26 PM (BEjc7)

423 Trump smells blood, he's back at it:

"The NFL has all sorts of rules and regulations. The only way out for them is to set a rule that you can't kneel during our National Anthem!"

Posted by: Meremortal, with Trump at September 26, 2017 12:26 PM (3myMJ)

424 The "price" for Goodell leaving will be a black NFL commissioner.
Guaranfuckingteed

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:16 PM (7uYFy)

Condi Rice wants the job, inexplicably.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at September 26, 2017 12:26 PM (O848g)

425 for all their flaws, the vikings have managed to stay out of the current anthem protest mess... so far

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 26, 2017 12:26 PM (BFYeS)

426 For all his flaws, Papa Doc Duvalier was a patron of the arts and a lover of Italian cinema.

Posted by: Gualtiero Jacopetti and Franco Prosperi at September 26, 2017 12:26 PM (toi7g)

427 For all its flaws, this GP has taught me to be patient with a spoiled thread.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2017 12:26 PM (wo3jg)

428 I demand tranny cheerleaders be on every team in the NFL. Justice is justice!

I like that idea...well, actually I don't, ... but I won't be watching, .... so it would be a good thing...does that make sense?



Actually asking for a friend .... well, not a friend friend .... more of an acquaintance, but ...no...

Aw hell why didn't the world end on Saturday!

Posted by: Paladin at September 26, 2017 12:26 PM (E1aoU)

429 For all his flaws, Pres. Trump has done wonders for our industry.

Posted by: Therapists/Psychologists/Psychiatrists/Voodoo Practitioners at September 26, 2017 12:26 PM (pMGkg)

430 In related news the ratings for MNF increased 3% over last year.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 26, 2017 12:26 PM (UBzPO)

431 >>For all its flaws, the CIA at least intoduced AIDS and Crack into the ghettos.

Posted by: garrett


Who said that? Jesse Jackson? Sharpton? Farrakhan? It was someone like that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 26, 2017 12:26 PM (/qEW2)

432 391 Wolf

I like yours the best.

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2017 12:27 PM (d2mYc)

433 For all of its flaws, White Flight made Detroit houses affordable.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 26, 2017 12:27 PM (m/Gc2)

434 For all her flaws, Lizzie Borden kept her parents from the horror of a protracted, lingering death due to illness.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 26, 2017 12:28 PM (yL25O)

435 For all his flaws, Ted Kaczynski highlighted the efficacy of our US Postal System.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 26, 2017 12:28 PM (mcI77)

436 For all it's flaws, Zimbabwe doesn't have any smug white liberals.


Posted by: Ripley at September 26, 2017 12:28 PM (MxEKc)

437 Dunham, who is an out-and-proud therapy advocate (therapy starting in
childhood), in service of destigmatizing mental illness, is casually
slurring Trump as mentally ill.
====



That's crazy.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 12:28 PM (2wRtc)

438 157 minutes on hold with Equifax.

They are really taking their hacking seriously.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2017 12:28 PM (wYseH)

439 The NFL owners have billion dollar plus franchises, but the players own the moment. Most have short careers and know it. It's like gladiators rebelling. Most have little to lose.

I am Kaepernick!

No, I am Kaepernick!

Posted by: Wicked Auntie Daenyrys at September 26, 2017 12:28 PM (cAXIk)

440 For all its flaws, the Battle of Lepanto stopped the Islamist Invasion of Europe forever!

Posted by: Fatima Merkel at September 26, 2017 12:28 PM (Ndje9)

441 For all it's flaws North Korea does give us a place to dump that gawd awful okra.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2017 12:28 PM (M+MSn)

442 For all of its flaws, opiate abuse is helping clean out all the dying white cities that annoy Kevin Williamson.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2017 12:28 PM (W+vEI)

443

For all it's flaws, kneeling at least gets you ready to assume the full anal receptive position.

Posted by: SJW Slave & Fvck Toy at September 26, 2017 12:28 PM (t3kPl)

444 432. KGB pushed the CIA AIDS thing, pushed it hard, too.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 26, 2017 12:28 PM (fA1SL)

445
357 Trying to figure out the latest rumors about GOPe tax reform. Lowest rate will be 12%, but a bigger standard deduction? What the ever-luving whaaaat? Even Jesus only demands 10%. Kneel before the Government and they may allow you to keep some money.

Oh my stars and garters.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 26, 2017 12:19 PM (MIKMs)

At least the Mafia had a perverse code of honor. They have none.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 26, 2017 12:28 PM (/xxOG)

446 For all it's flaws, flaws give us an excuse to defend anything.

Posted by: The New York Fucking Times at September 26, 2017 12:28 PM (O5Q3r)

447 That's nuts.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles
===


too slow, again...dammit

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 12:28 PM (2wRtc)

448 San Antonio Spurs coach Gregg Popovich claimed on ESPN2s The Paul Finebaum Show Monday that people have to be made to feel uncomfortable, specifically singling out white people.

Yeah? Fuck you. Hey how about more White people in the NBA, you racist

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2017 12:28 PM (5y11N)

449 For all his flaws Hannibal Lector made a mean faba bean casserole.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 12:28 PM (rN46U)

450 423


The "price" for Goodell leaving will be a black NFL commissioner.



Guaranfuckingteed



Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 12:16 PM (7uYFy)



Ray Rice - "He lives our values!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2017 12:26 PM (BEjc7)
I remember Condi Rice saying that would be her dream job.

Posted by: IC at September 26, 2017 12:28 PM (a0IVu)

451 So if the squishes are gonna raise the bottom rate
from 10 to 12% and double the standard deduction what does that do for
people who don't use the standard deductions? Posted by: Jaimo at September 26, 2017 12:26 PM (/Kt3K)
=====

Let them Bake a Cake.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 26, 2017 12:29 PM (MIKMs)

452 431 In related news the ratings for MNF increased 3% over last year.


They wanted to see who was going to get fire for kneeling. I expect ratings will rank next week, then tick back up again because Foootbawl wooooo!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 26, 2017 12:29 PM (e1A/T)

453 For all its flaws, the ANC practice of necklaces emphasized recycling.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2017 12:29 PM (5S6yG)

454 >>157 minutes on hold with Equifax.

>They are really taking their hacking seriously.




Perhaps they know you haven't fully atoned, yet?




Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2017 12:29 PM (Q6IDw)

455 For all her flaws, Monica Lewinsky knew how to keep things polished in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 26, 2017 12:29 PM (jxbfJ)

456 437. Based AF. Well done, sir.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 26, 2017 12:29 PM (fA1SL)

457 421 406. Dude - Insomniac is right here! Cut the guy some slack.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 26, 2017 12:25 PM (fA1SL)

I try to get my business up and running and somebody just HAS to swoop in and shit all over it...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 12:29 PM (NWiLs)

458 For all their flaws, the Ton Ton Macoutes costumed themselves memorably.

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2017 12:29 PM (d2mYc)

459 439 157 minutes on hold with Equifax.

They are really taking their hacking seriously.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2017 12:28 PM (wYseH)

...

are you holding for the CEO or something?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 26, 2017 12:30 PM (yL25O)

460 157 minutes on hold with Equifax.

They are really taking their hacking seriously.
===


Well at least you will get a coupon for 10% off your next credit report.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 12:30 PM (2wRtc)

461 >For all their flaws, those Palestinian Babies sure do taste delicious.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2017 12:30 PM (Q6IDw)

462 453 431 In related news the ratings for MNF increased 3% over last year.
___________________________

Circus fans, not football fans.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2017 12:30 PM (wo3jg)

463 424 Trump smells blood, he's back at it:

"The NFL has all sorts of rules and regulations. The only way out for them is to set a rule that you can't kneel during our National Anthem!"

Posted by: Meremortal, with Trump at September 26, 2017 12:26 PM (3myMJ)

The rule exists. "Stand with helmet under arm, quietly, at attention." I believe.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 12:31 PM (rN46U)

464 The Left is a collective hivemind with insectile behavior. As such, they really don't reason things out very well.

Kneeling is a universally understood gesture of submission, not one of defiance. To try to use it as such is bizarre and invites ridicule. To combine it with a power-fist salute is even more hilarious.

They may have been able to generate outrage, but they cannot withstand ridicule. It will only increase the longer they try to carry this out.

They are finished, symbolically, already. Alinsky hangs his head in shame.

Posted by: phineas gage at September 26, 2017 12:31 PM (ALDN3)

465 "The seventeen players who protested the anthem before the Jaguars-Ravens game in London have contracts totaling more than $448 million."


That's at one game.

Posted by: Meremortal, with Trump at September 26, 2017 12:31 PM (3myMJ)

466 92% of China is "Han Chinese", the rest are some other eastern ethnicity.

The left should be preaching to them about the glories of diversification, like they preach here.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 26, 2017 12:31 PM (yKAUL)

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2017 12:32 PM (8iiMU)

468 Identities sell for 30$ a pop in the Dark Market.... times 143 million... I guess crime DOES pay..

Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 12:32 PM (zSVEm)

469 I mentioned this yesterday. I will mention it again.
There's a very moving scene in The Crown in which the new Queen's grandmother kneels before her because QEII is no longer her granddaughter, she is the Queen.
Kneeling has always been an act of submission.
As a Christian I'm not sure I could kneel to a flag.
The kneelers have not been blessed with an abundance of brains.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 26, 2017 12:32 PM (nBr1j)

470 I want to see hourly ratings for MNF. Nothing else matters.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2017 12:32 PM (oVJmc)

471
I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

-- Walter Sobchak

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2017 12:32 PM (pNxlR)

472 For all his flaws, the Paolo knows how to please your wife.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 26, 2017 12:32 PM (8iiMU)

473 for all their flaws, the jooes should be sent to camps

Posted by: Valarie Plame at September 26, 2017 12:32 PM (PNcou)

474 For all his flaws, Black Sign Language Guy made the world aware of what a fucking joke that esteemed role is all about.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 26, 2017 12:32 PM (mcI77)

475 "he hoped kneeling would become the 'symbol of resistance' to PDT."


Double win. It is better than beating the free speech out of people, and it shows their stupidity.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 26, 2017 12:32 PM (tbOMB)

476 467 92% of China is "Han Chinese", the rest are some other eastern ethnicity.

The left should be preaching to them about the glories of diversification, like they preach here.


China's already diverse. I mean, it's already chock full of furriners.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 26, 2017 12:33 PM (v3pYe)

477 For all it's flaws, Benghazi cleared out some State Department deadwood.

Posted by: WisRich at September 26, 2017 12:33 PM (G0vdT)

478 467 92% of China is "Han Chinese", the rest are some other eastern ethnicity.
___________________________________

What the hell?

Posted by: Han Solo at September 26, 2017 12:33 PM (wo3jg)

479 For all its flaws, the Tax Code caused all of my office landlords to install modern fire-suppression systems.

Posted by: Al Sharpton, Oval Office Tax Resister at September 26, 2017 12:33 PM (Ndje9)

480 "In related news the ratings for MNF increased 3% over last year."

Let's see the MNF rating from 2015, when there was no presidential debate up against the game.

Posted by: Meremortal, with Trump at September 26, 2017 12:33 PM (3myMJ)

481 458. That's our future Saul Goodman, right there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 26, 2017 12:33 PM (fA1SL)

482 I'd rather see them implement additional rules for those who want to kneel.

'all those kneeling during the anthem must have finger placed firmly in nostril', or somesuch

Posted by: phineas gage at September 26, 2017 12:33 PM (ALDN3)

483 467 92% of China is "Han Chinese", the rest are some other eastern ethnicity.

The left should be preaching to them about the glories of diversification, like they preach here.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 26, 2017 12:31 PM (yKAUL)

But the folks living on either side of the street are very secretive. The left Han never know what the right Han are doing.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 12:33 PM (NWiLs)

484 I want to see hourly ratings for MNF. Nothing else matters.
====

somewhere in the darkness, Hank Williams Jr. is smiling...

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 12:33 PM (2wRtc)

485 For all his flaws, Gaylord knew how to take a selfie at a funeral.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2017 12:34 PM (5S6yG)

486
For all its flaws, Gaza demonstrates that having everything pounded into samd grains does take a lot of time and a lot of effort.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2017 12:34 PM (pNxlR)

487 Anybody know the Khon to Friedman conversion off the top of there head?

Posted by: Picric at September 26, 2017 12:34 PM (uvAuw)

488 For all its flaws, the GOP establishment sure has shown the country how well it can lead.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 26, 2017 12:35 PM (jxbfJ)

489 So, what IS the kneeling crap about?



Racial inequality?



Police brutality?



Donald Trump?



Kaepernick not getting hired?



It seems to change every week.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2017 11:32 AM (wo3jg)

At its root, it is about overindulged athletes disrespecting this country.

Posted by: redbanzai at September 26, 2017 12:36 PM (f5uaD)

490 For all of it's flaws, Equifax did create at least 4 multimillionaires in a single month.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 12:36 PM (2wRtc)

491 There's a new drug out there. They take a horrible series of atrocities and outrages against the dignity of Man and diminish them by pretending that something good came from it. Kids on the street call it 'For all its flaws.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 26, 2017 12:36 PM (fA1SL)

492 For all its flaws, the Dust Bowl taught us the need for crop rotation.

Posted by: no good deed at September 26, 2017 12:36 PM (eIQHF)

493

Resist Much! Stay Kneeled!

Posted by: SJW Slave & Fvck Toy at September 26, 2017 12:36 PM (t3kPl)

494 Well if kneeling is submission then we'll wear heels and then we'll be TALLER! Like really high heels so we'll be taller than Trump!!! Ha!!!!!

Posted by: NFL Genius at September 26, 2017 12:36 PM (rN46U)

495 I dunno. Maybe I'm Chinese.

Posted by: Hans Blix at September 26, 2017 12:36 PM (wo3jg)

496 For all it's flaws, Greenpeace made Rex Tillerson even richer.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 26, 2017 12:36 PM (mcI77)

497 this ncaa basketball scandal is big. they suspend programs for a coach or booster giving a player a car or hotel comps. what are the sanctions for criminal bribery involving hundreds of thousands?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 26, 2017 12:36 PM (AxFdW)

498 For all it's flaws, Showgirls did have lots and lots of nekid boobs.

Posted by: davidt at September 26, 2017 12:37 PM (BFYeS)

499 for all his flaws, Ned Beatty sure has a purdy mouth

Posted by: hillbilly at September 26, 2017 12:37 PM (PNcou)

500 For all it's flaws, Zimbabwe doesn't have any smug white liberals.

==================

... and gave us a possible preview of our future -- the $100 trillion bill (likely baring Obama's image) -- so there's that.

Posted by: ShainS at September 26, 2017 12:37 PM (BiLU+)

501 467 92% of China is "Han Chinese", the rest are some other eastern ethnicity.

When you have a ship that can do the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs, a guy can really get around.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at September 26, 2017 12:37 PM (Jcg9Q)

502 NFL ratings can be up by 50% for all I care. It won't change my opinion or actions. I already assume the Country is lost and have been preparing for the worst. I also hope i am completely wrong.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 26, 2017 12:37 PM (N7KlP)

503 500 for all his flaws, Ned Beatty sure has a purdy mouth

Posted by: hillbilly at September 26, 2017 12:37 PM (PNcou)

_______________________________________

I saw him first!

Posted by: Joe Manchin at September 26, 2017 12:38 PM (wo3jg)

504 what are the sanctions for criminal bribery involving hundreds of thousands?



15 to 20 years.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2017 12:38 PM (na0uG)

505 I'm not bragging or anything, but I just hung floating shelves with no trouble.

Posted by: no good deed at September 26, 2017 12:38 PM (eIQHF)

506 If these people read any real history, they'd learn that the American
Indians tended be pretty savage types. The Apache thought it was
hilarious to torture captives.
And they were afraid of the Comanches!
==========
Watched "The Son" on AMC this summer.

The Comanche were upset at one 'cause the white guy they were torturing died too soon ('cause the kid gave him some rattlesnake poison in the middle of the night).

"My father could keep a man alive for days."

They set a fire on his hand to burn it off. And his foot. There was a pile of ashes where the limb used to be.

And the chief told the kid, they were torturing him so that he could die with honor. If he'd only keep his mouth shut and suffer the pain in silence. But, he kept whining and screaming, so they kept the torture up.

I know that is fiction, but . . . .

There was a reason they were so hated in the old westerns--those people had heard the 1st hand stories.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 26, 2017 12:38 PM (/9uFC)

507
this ncaa basketball scandal is big. they suspend programs for a coach
or booster giving a player a car or hotel comps. what are the sanctions
for criminal bribery involving hundreds of thousands? Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 26, 2017 12:36 PM (AxFdW)
=====

Nowhere near as big as bathrooms segregated by sex.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 26, 2017 12:38 PM (MIKMs)

508 For all it's flaws, My Pillow puts Jeff Sessions in the Land of Nod in less than 1 minute.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 26, 2017 12:39 PM (mcI77)

509 443 For all of its flaws, opiate abuse is helping clean out all the dying white cities that annoy Kevin Williamson.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2017 12:28 PM (W+vEI)


( *snort* )

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 26, 2017 12:39 PM (cvoba)

510

For all it's flaws, kneeling lets me orally service my masters faster!

Posted by: SJW Slave & Fvck Toy at September 26, 2017 12:39 PM (t3kPl)

511 500
for all his flaws, Ned Beatty sure has a purdy mouth

Posted by: hillbilly at September 26, 2017 12:37 PM (PNcou)

And always won the hog calling contest at the county fair.

Posted by: davidt at September 26, 2017 12:39 PM (BFYeS)

512 157 minutes on hold with Equifax.

They are really taking their hacking seriously.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2017 12:28 PM (wYseH)

...

are you holding for the CEO or something?

==

for all its flaws, Equifax taught us to be less uptight about our personal info...

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2017 12:39 PM (QC/4S)

513 For all his flaws, G. W. Bush gave us Chief Justice John Roberts.

Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 26, 2017 12:39 PM (BiLU+)

514 There is a story on Drudge that the RINOs are actually going to raise Taxes ...Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2017 12:39 PM (5y11N)

515 ""So, what IS the kneeling crap about? ""


Non Americans practicing for their muslim overlords.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2017 12:39 PM (aMlLZ)

516 When you have a ship that can do the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs, a guy can really get around.
____________________________________

Class. . . How many psakis are in a parsec?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2017 12:39 PM (wo3jg)

517 NFL ratings can be up by 50% for all I care. It won't change my opinion or actions. I already assume the Country is lost and have been preparing for the worst. I also hope i am completely wrong.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 26, 2017 12:37 PM (N7KlP)

The country is lost. It's just a matter of whether it happens in our lifetime or not.

If it doesn't, at least my kids will be much better prepared for the day thanks to Dad.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at September 26, 2017 12:39 PM (Jcg9Q)

518 Prediction: Goodell resigns before the end of the season.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 26, 2017 12:07 PM (toi7g)

Too soon. I agree he'll be gone, but they'll let him save face....
Posted by: JoeF.

_________

It will come down to the bottom line, but considering all o f these jackass NFL owners are voluntarily getting involved in this shit, they might absolutely love what Goodell is doing here.

Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2017 12:39 PM (lKmt3)

519 'I already assume the Country is lost'

The vigorous backlash against these morons should give you hope.

Posted by: phineas gage at September 26, 2017 12:39 PM (ALDN3)

520 Actually cumulative ratings for the entire weekend were up 3%. MNF's got a 9.5, up 63% from the same week last year. To be fair there was a Presidential debate against last years MNF game but it's hard to laugh off the NFL's excuse for poor ratings last year and then use the same excuse.

I still stand by my opinion that Trump made a mistake by jumping on the bandwagon here. Now that they're protesting Trump instead of the country it will be normalized.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 26, 2017 12:39 PM (UBzPO)

521 For all his flaws, hitler taught us the importance of keeping the trains running as the world burns around you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 26, 2017 12:39 PM (tbOMB)

522 Anybody know the Khon to Friedman conversion off the top of there head?

Posted by: Picric at September 26, 2017 12:34 PM (uvAuw)

Kohn: "Duuuuhhh"

Friedman: "Derp"

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at September 26, 2017 12:39 PM (T71PA)

523 504 500 for all his flaws, Ned Beatty sure has a purdy mouth

Posted by: hillbilly at September 26, 2017 12:37 PM (PNcou)

_______________________________________

I saw him first!
Posted by: Joe Manchin at September 26, 2017 12:38 PM (wo3jg)

Heh. They just played Dueling Banjos on the 70's station.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 26, 2017 12:39 PM (N7KlP)

524 Ta-nishi Coates to head the NFL?

-
Jamele Hill

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 26, 2017 12:40 PM (jTxvO)

525 g. these are massive criminal schemes involving players, schools, agents and licensees. rico type schemes. the feds have really damning recordings of meetings of those involved. pretty amazing.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 26, 2017 12:40 PM (AxFdW)

526 For all its problems, the Yom Kippur war taught Egyptians to be proud of their armed forces.

I can't figure out why or how that could possibly work in reality, but that's apparently what a lot of Egyptians think....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 26, 2017 12:40 PM (CPk08)

527 For all it's faults, at least Planned Parenthood is actually doing something to address the severe shortage of baby parts.

Posted by: M. Sanger at September 26, 2017 12:40 PM (pMGkg)

528 For all it's flaws, the EPA kept carpet cleaners employed during the Obama years.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 26, 2017 12:40 PM (mcI77)

529 For all his flaws, Ace can be counted on to put up some content before 6 PM. mostly.

Posted by: hillbilly at September 26, 2017 12:40 PM (PNcou)

530 Throwing sparks. . . can't keep up. . . with demand. . . must not seize up. . .

Posted by: Jeff Session's CPAP Machine at September 26, 2017 12:40 PM (wo3jg)

531 157 minutes on hold with Equifax.
They are really taking their hacking seriously.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2017 12:28 PM (wYseH)


Wow. What did you do while you were on hold for 2 1/2 hours? Make more art threads?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 26, 2017 12:40 PM (cvoba)

532 For all his flaws, Kahn sure knew how to quote Melville.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2017 12:41 PM (M+MSn)

533 My family fondly remembers how proud my dad was to be a member of the Holy Name Society. Their creedo: "At the name of Jesus, every knee should bend, in the heavens and on Earth , and under the earth. " Philippians 2:10


These NFL gen-u-flectors and the media and society who encourage them are stupid, jaw-droppingly stupid.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 26, 2017 12:41 PM (oQQwD)

534 Wow. Nobody beats a meme to death like AoSHQ.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 26, 2017 12:41 PM (cvoba)

535 'There is a story on Drudge that the RINOs are actually going to raise Taxes ...Sigh'

Supposedly, the idea is to compress the tax code into just three groups; as part of that the bottom rate goes up slightly.

We'll have to wait and see what the sausage makers have concocted. Given their track record, it's hard to be optimistic.

Posted by: phineas gage at September 26, 2017 12:42 PM (ALDN3)

536 525 Ta-nishi Coates to head the NFL?

-
Jamele Hill

---

Al Sharpton

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 26, 2017 12:42 PM (PNcou)

537 "I'm not bragging or anything, but I just hung floating shelves with no trouble."

You're in Puerto Rico?

Posted by: Meremortal, surfing at September 26, 2017 12:42 PM (3myMJ)

538 There was a time in this country that writing such a column about communism would've gotten you bumrushed and disposed of.......

Posted by: Sponge at September 26, 2017 12:42 PM (xttKs)

539 Ta-nishi Coates to head the NFL?

Please please please let this happen.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 26, 2017 12:42 PM (CPk08)

540 For all my flaws, I managed to set a new Atlantic speed record....straight down.

Posted by: RMS Titanic at September 26, 2017 12:42 PM (326rv)

541 535

Wow. Nobody beats a meme to death like AoSHQ.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 26, 2017 12:41 PM (cvoba)

OCD variant??

Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 12:42 PM (zSVEm)

542 For all its flaws the NFL-tards have increased curling viewership by 11!! Or maybe Fify!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 12:42 PM (rN46U)

543 Barack Obama for NFL Commish.

Posted by: davidt at September 26, 2017 12:43 PM (BFYeS)

544 >>
If these people read any real history, they'd learn that the American

Indians tended be pretty savage types.


"Amen!"
-- Hannah Dustin

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2017 12:43 PM (W+vEI)

545 535 Wow. Nobody beats a meme to death like AoSHQ.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 26, 2017 12:41 PM (cvoba)

---

see #388

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 26, 2017 12:43 PM (PNcou)

546 For all her flaws, Sally Kohn stopped Don Lemon from feeling like he was the dumbest guy around.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 26, 2017 12:43 PM (cvoba)

547 Nobody beats a meme to death like AoSHQ.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 26, 2017 12:41 PM (cvoba)

Only a new thread will stop this. Maybe.

Posted by: Meremortal, stop! at September 26, 2017 12:43 PM (3myMJ)

548 These NFL gen-u-flectors and the media and society who encourage them are stupid, jaw-droppingly stupid.



Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 26, 2017 12:41 PM (oQQwD)

Yet when someone kneels on the field to pray, these scum go ape shit.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at September 26, 2017 12:43 PM (Jcg9Q)

549 515 There is a story on Drudge that the RINOs are actually going to raise Taxes ...Sigh

Some people here will tell you this is a good thing. Who am I to judge.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 26, 2017 12:43 PM (mcI77)

550 'Ta-nishi Coates to head the NFL? '

I vote for Bomani Jones

Posted by: phineas gage at September 26, 2017 12:43 PM (ALDN3)

551

For all his flaws Colin Kipperdick made life as an NFL defensive back much more enjoyable.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 26, 2017 12:43 PM (lKyWE)

552 Tell you one thing: despite all the problems, a .50 round between the eyes sure cleans out the sinuses.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 26, 2017 12:43 PM (CPk08)

553 539. We are burdened and afflicted now with the first generation of (chronological) adults with no memory of communism. This is what happens when you allow your culture and the broader civilization to forget.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 26, 2017 12:44 PM (fA1SL)

554 For all his flaws, King Herod was quite pro-active in family planning and gender imbalances.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 26, 2017 12:44 PM (326rv)

555 "I'm not bragging or anything, but I just hung floating shelves with no trouble."

---

you're just begging ace to ban you, right?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 26, 2017 12:44 PM (PNcou)

556 548

Nobody beats a meme to death like AoSHQ.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 26, 2017 12:41 PM (cvoba)

Only a new thread will stop this. Maybe.
Posted by: Meremortal, stop! at September 26, 2017 12:43 PM (3myMJ)

Could be worse... could be the NFL thing...

Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 12:44 PM (zSVEm)

557

Talcom X for Commish!

Nobody can assume the position like ol' Tal...

Posted by: SJW Slave & Fvck Toy at September 26, 2017 12:44 PM (t3kPl)

558 Mike Tomlin is a terrible coach.


He's actually made the Steelers more of a laughing stock than the Browns.

Posted by: You know what? at September 26, 2017 12:45 PM (7kl+Y)

559 554
539. We are burdened and afflicted now with the first generation of
(chronological) adults with no memory of communism. This is what
happens when you allow your culture and the broader civilization to
forget.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at September 26, 2017 12:44 PM (fA1SL)

No, this is what happens when we allowed communists to take over the education system 40 years ago.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 26, 2017 12:45 PM (UBzPO)

560 Tell you one thing: despite all the problems, a .50 round between the eyes sure cleans out the sinuses.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 26, 2017 12:43 PM (CPk0


If used properly, the gene pool too.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2017 12:45 PM (aMlLZ)

561 For all its flaws, academic liberalism has enriched the English language with words like 'intersectionality', 'genderqueer', 'microaggressivion', 'mansplain', 'heteronormative', and 'kyriarchy'.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 26, 2017 12:45 PM (/qEW2)

562 548. For all its flaws, beating a meme to death does give the Horde a nice warm-up for the next thread.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 26, 2017 12:45 PM (fA1SL)

563 You know, for all Obama's foreign policy failures, he's stabilised the Israeli-Syrian border remarkably well.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 26, 2017 12:46 PM (CPk08)

564 Bloomberg news reporting that the Cowboys game was up 68% from last years MNF broadcast, therefore Trump FAILS and Americans LOVE THE NFL.

Posted by: Sponge at September 26, 2017 12:46 PM (xttKs)

565 For all her flaws, she did have a great ass!

Posted by: Vincent Hannah at September 26, 2017 12:46 PM (BFYeS)

566 For all of its flaws, Guernica inspired some great art!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2017 12:47 PM (W+vEI)

567 I still stand by my opinion that Trump made a mistake by jumping on the bandwagon here. Now that they're protesting Trump instead of the country it will be normalized.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

Did ya hear about the policewoman who was shot in the face? It was because she didn't kneel fast enough.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 26, 2017 12:47 PM (326rv)

568 Despite her many flaws, Presidential Candidate Carly Fiorina did land a coveted AOS podcast.



*runs*

Posted by: Under Fire at September 26, 2017 12:47 PM (mcI77)

569 544 Barack Obama for NFL Commish.
Posted by: davidt at September 26, 2017 12:43 PM (BFYeS)

*****

And in five years all white coaches, Asst coaches and players (except kickers) will be driven from the NFL.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2017 12:47 PM (M+MSn)

570 560. Well, that, too. Why, it's almost as if the West has been under assault by an alien and subversive enemy force from outside and from within. Almost.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 26, 2017 12:47 PM (fA1SL)

571 Governor of Puerto Rico on Trump's response to the hurricane:

"The president has been very attentive to the situation, personally calling me several times. FEMA and the FEMA director have been here in Puerto Rico twice."

There's more but you get the idea.

Posted by: Meremortal, caramba at September 26, 2017 12:47 PM (3myMJ)

572 For all it's flaws, meme flogging on AOSHQ still beats working.

Posted by: irright at September 26, 2017 12:47 PM (pMGkg)

573 Anybody know the Khon to Friedman conversion off the top of there head?

A single unit of Khon is equal to -48.729^R Bozons.

A single unit of Friedmans has no known value, even in relation to the Universal Metric of Imbecility, the Bozon.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2017 12:48 PM (tRaq7)

574 Only a chicken intervention can stop the meme...

Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 12:48 PM (zSVEm)

575 573 For all it's flaws, meme flogging on AOSHQ still beats working.
Posted by: irright at September 26, 2017 12:47 PM (pMGkg)

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 26, 2017 12:49 PM (7HtZB)

576 526
g. these are massive criminal schemes involving players, schools, agents
and licensees. rico type schemes. the feds have really damning
recordings of meetings of those involved. pretty amazing.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 26, 2017 12:40 PM

Why aren't the bribe taking parent(s) indicted too? A current Cowboys player's (from this area) mother was physically thrown out of LSU coaches office (cops called too) for demanding a Tahoe be given to her for her son to sign a football intent statement. She screamed and threatened and threw fits. The boy then went to...guess where...Oklahoma State.

Posted by: Lester at September 26, 2017 12:49 PM (LfJIn)

577
He's actually made the Steelers more of a laughing stock than the Browns.
Posted by: You know what? at September 26, 2017 12:45 PM (7kl+Y)


Can't see Jack Lambert taking a knee during the anthem or letting the Steel Curtain defense hide in the tunnel while the anthem is being played.Tomlin disgraced the franchise

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 26, 2017 12:49 PM (lKyWE)

578

Meme flogging? Go on...

Posted by: SJW Slave & Fvck Toy at September 26, 2017 12:49 PM (t3kPl)

579 nood

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at September 26, 2017 12:49 PM (Jcg9Q)

580 For all its potential to wipe out humanity, global warming taught me a lot about the gullibility of the American people.

Posted by: ManBearPig at September 26, 2017 12:49 PM (tbOMB)

581 The meme flogging will continue until morale improves.

... Actually, it helps.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at September 26, 2017 12:49 PM (T71PA)

582 573 For all it's flaws, meme flogging on AOSHQ still beats working.

Posted by: irright at September 26, 2017 12:47 PM (pMGkg)

Flogging? You rang!?

Posted by: Shep at September 26, 2017 12:49 PM (rN46U)

583 I was at a cruise night last night, and there was an applebees on the grounds. One of the TVs had cnn on and the whole fucking time I was there it was about trump and the NFL. I heard a person over at the next table say "I would like to know wtf is happening with Puerto rico"

Fuck cnn

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2017 12:50 PM (aMlLZ)

584 534 My family fondly remembers how proud my dad was to be a member of the Holy Name Society. Their creedo: "At the name of Jesus, every knee should bend, in the heavens and on Earth , and under the earth. " Philippians 2:10


These NFL gen-u-flectors and the media and society who encourage them are stupid, jaw-droppingly stupid.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 26, 2017 12:41 PM (oQQwD)

Hmmm.... bet if we all started thanking them for Kneeling in Prayer during the Anthem, it would stop in a hurry...

Or even better....

'Slaves kneel... it seems you know your place'...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 26, 2017 12:50 PM (NgKpN)

585 nood ace

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 26, 2017 12:50 PM (cvoba)

586 Only a chicken intervention can stop the meme... Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 12:48 PM (zSVEm)
=====

'Is that a chicken joke?' - Joanne Worley on LaughIn.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 26, 2017 12:51 PM (MIKMs)

587 for all its faults this constant obedient kneeling will really help my psoas muscles.

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2017 12:51 PM (FKrah)

588 526 g. these are massive criminal schemes involving players, schools, agents and licensees. rico type schemes. the feds have really damning recordings of meetings of those involved. pretty amazing.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 26, 2017 12:40 PM (AxFdW)

==================

They were targeted because they were black!!!

Posted by: ShainS at September 26, 2017 12:51 PM (BiLU+)

589 159
1 Kohn - Event Horizon Stupidity.

1 Psaki - 1,000 microKohns

1 Harf - 1,000 picoKohns.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 26, 2017 11:55 AM (5S6yG)

At least we haven't produced a Maddow yet.
1000 KiloKohns = 1 Maddow

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 26, 2017 12:52 PM (DxWUs)

590 For all its flaws, the Klan is brought to you by the letter K.

Posted by: Big Byrd at September 26, 2017 12:52 PM (Ndje9)

591 For all his flaws, Voldemort got young wizards interested in being aurors again.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 26, 2017 12:25 PM (KUaJL)

----

huh?

Posted by: auscolpyr at September 26, 2017 12:52 PM (suO/a)

592 The Great Awakening was very liberating, if you consider nonexistence liberating.

Posted by: Very Undude at September 26, 2017 12:52 PM (2X7pN)

593 Hmmm.... bet if we all started thanking them for Kneeling in Prayer during the Anthem, it would stop in a hurry...

Or even better....

'Slaves kneel... it seems you know your place'...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 26, 2017 12:50 PM (NgKpN)

Had a black parent say that he didnt like his 1st grader walking in line with hands behind his back because slavery. that's what they learn Not that it's a way for little kids to keep their hands to themselves from here to there. Ugh.

Posted by: Shep at September 26, 2017 12:53 PM (rN46U)

594 Kneeling has always been a symbol of submission and subservience.

Posted by: iowaan at September 26, 2017 12:54 PM (uPMKA)

595
Quoted - from Breitbart - without further comment:

"We write some questions on the bigger balls that we have that facilitate conversations," said Bradley Ruffin, an administrator at Ole Miss.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2017 12:54 PM (pNxlR)

596 Off Shep.and bye thread.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2017 12:55 PM (rN46U)

597 For all his faults, JugEars is still a steaming pile of dog crap.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 26, 2017 12:57 PM (JNTt1)

598 To be sure the Indians have been torturing their division opponents for the last couple years.

Posted by: Chief Wahoo isn't grinning over what you think he's grinning over at September 26, 2017 01:00 PM (7hbCY)

599
For all its problems, the Yom Kippur war taught Egyptians to be proud of their armed forces.

I can't figure out why or how that could possibly work in reality, but that's apparently what a lot of Egyptians think....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 26, 2017 12:40 PM (CPk0







Heh. That's a long-time thing with the Egyptians. I've been to the Egyptian military museum in Cairo. The amount of whitewashing of Egyptian military fuck-ups is hilarious.

EgyptAir flight 648 is a great example. They had a diorama of this glorious military operation on display. Yay! Successfully concluded the crisis!

What wasn't stated was that the Egyptian commandos went all The Wild Bunch once they entered the aircraft. Killed most of the hostages, 2 of the 3 hijackers, and nearly let the surviving hijacker get away (he was arrested at the hospital in Malta).

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2017 01:04 PM (veoSD)

600 569 544 Barack Obama for NFL Commish

_________________________________

If they do, do you think people will let him be clear?

Will anyone let him be clear?

For the love of Michelle, will someone please let him be clear!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2017 01:04 PM (wo3jg)

601 I still stand by my opinion that Trump made a mistake by jumping on the
bandwagon here. Now that they're protesting Trump instead of the country
it will be normalized.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

It is never a mistake to call out perfidious jackholes.

Posted by: redbanzai at September 26, 2017 01:10 PM (f5uaD)

602 For sheer brutality by fast-moving US volunteer militia units, the actions by the "Over The Mountain Men" at the Battle of Kings Mountain is hard to beat. That's a haunted battlefield. I knew it the moment I stepped out of the car.
Posted by: mrp at September 26, 2017 12:07 PM (Pqytn)

These are the same men who forced marched themselves down to Cowpens, SC for the pivitol battle of the revolutionary war

Posted by: Colin Kapernic AKA Traveling Man at September 26, 2017 01:11 PM (cjdWI)

603 Pivotal dammit.

Posted by: Colin Kapernic AKA Traveling Man at September 26, 2017 01:12 PM (cjdWI)

604
541 535

Wow. Nobody beats a meme to death like AoSHQ.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at September 26, 2017 12:41 PM (cvoba)

OCD variant??
Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 12:42 PM (zSVEm)

Provisional OCD Wing of The AOSHQ. I finally belong.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 26, 2017 01:21 PM (/xxOG)

605 Go ahead, bend the knee bitches!

Posted by: steve walsh at September 26, 2017 01:22 PM (TV+ih)

606 I still stand by my opinion that Trump made a mistake by jumping on the bandwagon here. Now that they're protesting Trump instead of the country it will be normalized.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 26, 2017 12:39 PM (UBzPO)

-------------

You're wrong. This is much bigger than Trump. This is about the soul of the country, and Trump knows this. So does everyone who voted for him. This is why I'm glad he's saying the things he's saying. Trump is speaking for me.

Posted by: Soona at September 26, 2017 01:33 PM (ZAAkQ)

607 Hey media...you have blood on your hands.

The people and police who are innocent that are being gunned down & killed & beaten. Look in the mirror...that's your doing. Your constant drumbeat. Your dog whistle. Your siren song of hate.

You stopped reporting the news and began to create it long ago. Now you have decided to whip people into a frenzy and think you are righteous.

It's more nlood on your hands. You have given a platform to, and amplified, the hate & identity politics. Things that tear countries apart. i'd post this on your websites, or twitter, but not my M.O.

You have gone from the 4th Estate to thugs. Someday I hope the guilt of that undoes you; brings you to your knees. You might as well be doing the shootings yourself. At least be out and proud about being accomplices.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla aka Pandora's Hope Box at September 26, 2017 01:34 PM (NUb9I)

608 Heh. That's a long-time thing with the Egyptians. I've been to the Egyptian military museum in Cairo. The amount of whitewashing of Egyptian military fuck-ups is hilarious.

EgyptAir flight 648 is a great example. They had a diorama of this glorious military operation on display. Yay! Successfully concluded the crisis!

What wasn't stated was that the Egyptian commandos went all The Wild Bunch once they entered the aircraft. Killed most of the hostages, 2 of the 3 hijackers, and nearly let the surviving hijacker get away (he was arrested at the hospital in Malta).
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2017 01:04 PM (veoSD)


Yeah. they have this Marxist diorama fetish going. There's a picture of it, so it's gotta be true! It was a thing back in the glory days of the Soviet Union, but few took to it like Our Allies in Egypt.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 26, 2017 01:34 PM (CPk08)

609 When they get down on one knee, they're ready to lift a leg and pee.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 26, 2017 01:44 PM (2NqXo)

610 Unfortunately, not only have we not reached peak stupid, we're really still in the foothills.

Posted by: George LeS at September 26, 2017 01:50 PM (+TcCF)

611 Speaking of not knowing what it would mean to kneel before Trump, doesn't kneeling in football usually indicate:
1. You are ahead and afraid you will fumble and lose
2. You are afraid you will get tackled and hurt

Since they clearly aren't winning, they must fear some serious trauma from the flag and music.
Go figure.

Posted by: Sam at September 26, 2017 01:57 PM (J87Sn)

612 The ring. Kiss the ring!

Posted by: Spice at September 26, 2017 02:54 PM (rIgDj)

613 For all his flaws, Stalin taught millions of people that you can live on 1000 calories a day in subzero temperatures.

Posted by: That's "Mister" New York Times to you buddy at September 26, 2017 03:43 PM (0tN2W)

614 For all their flaws, America's Founders created the greatest governmental system for the development of human liberty ever devised by man.

Posted by: Most certainly NOT The New York Times at September 26, 2017 03:46 PM (0tN2W)

615 Alejandro Villenueva recanted his display of patriotism . . . . pay no attention to the gun to his head.

Posted by: Nice family youz got there, be ashame if anything happened to them at September 26, 2017 05:32 PM (EATOD)

616 The NFL now says ratings are up 3% over last year

Posted by: Sure at September 26, 2017 09:44 PM (NC/it)

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