ABCNews' Chief Foreign Correspondent Terry Moran: Trump's UN Speech "Bordering on Threat" of a "War Crime"

Trump told the United Nations that if America is "forced to defend itself or its allies, we will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea." In response, Moran freaked out: "The words 'totally destroying' a nation of 25 million people, that borders on the threat of committing a war crime."

Terry Moran was joined in freaking out by his Twitter Bubble Buddies at the SJW National Laughingstock and SJW Atlantic Magazine, who had all sorts of GAINZZZ as far as nervous disorders.

Strangely enough, the media -- get this -- praised Obama's steely toughness and girthy penis when he said the US could use its nuclear arsenal to "destroy" North Korea in 2016.

President Barack Obama delivered a stern warning to North Korea on Tuesday, reminding its "erratic" and "irresponsible" leader that America’s nuclear arsenal could "destroy" his country.
...

Mr Obama gave warning of the possible consequences. "We could, obviously, destroy North Korea with our arsenals," he told CBS News. "But aside from the humanitarian costs of that, they are right next door to our vital ally, [South] Korea."

I guess it's hard to mount a sustained criticism of a man who's got his dick three and a half deep in your mouth.

Thanks to Jane D'Oh. For the link. Not for all the penis stuff.

BTW, I don't know who came up with "girthy penis" but I think it was a commenter and it's hilarious.

Posted by: Ace at 06:04 PM

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1

Ever since I saw Barry's huge black cock on that jet...I knew.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at September 19, 2017 06:03 PM (AASEZ)

2

Wow, I was actually first...

I came a little bit.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at September 19, 2017 06:04 PM (AASEZ)

3 War is a war crime?

Posted by: wooga at September 19, 2017 06:05 PM (LupTM)

4 trump or die.

Posted by: rebel at September 19, 2017 06:06 PM (MvXIR)

5 I wish I could have been firthy.

Posted by: jayhawkone at September 19, 2017 06:06 PM (ZD+J8)

6 Well, hell, if "our speech is violence" then it follows that Trump's speech is a war crime. That's just common sense.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 19, 2017 06:06 PM (Zd2ZF)

7 Calling me a sucker of cocks? Also a war crime, buster. See you at the Hague.

Posted by: Terry Moron, Expert on the Law of War, Cockwrangling at September 19, 2017 06:06 PM (KtcMg)

8 War crimes are an impeachable offense, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 06:06 PM (cAXIk)

9 A girly penis?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 06:07 PM (IqV8l)

10 The difference is they knew Obama was full of shit.
A girthy penis lacking balls.

Posted by: wooga at September 19, 2017 06:07 PM (LupTM)

11 It is just so hilarious to watch the left want so desperately to defend North Korea, even though they know it'll kill them to do it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 06:07 PM (k1TUh)

12 From the willow cask:

Bottom line, even division of ten is not ideal for measurement on the human scale.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 19, 2017 05:17 PM (HtLSE)
***********************

Give the man a pint o' ale on me.

Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 06:07 PM (AHcCm)

13 Words are a war crime.

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 06:08 PM (ANIFC)

14 You might want to back off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, girthing his loins at September 19, 2017 06:09 PM (9tO1t)

15 Corgis summoned.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 06:09 PM (hyuyC)

16 Its been so long since we've had a real alpha male as president. Thank God for PDT. May he live long and continue to drive the idiots right up the wall and into the looney bin.

Posted by: Tuna at September 19, 2017 06:09 PM (Nu8Vg)

17 Just words

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 19, 2017 06:09 PM (IqV8l)

18 I suppose it's obvious they think that President Truman was a War Criminal, since he truly did destroy a decent chunk of Japan.

Ah, but was Lincoln a War Criminal for destroying the South? That question will get their antifa panties all bunched up for sure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 06:09 PM (k1TUh)

19 Frankly I love seeing them all freaking out about Trump's words. For a while they were doing well about ignoring what he said and smearing him. Now they're back to reacting to him and him controlling the narrative again. And all because he gave another magnificent speech.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 06:10 PM (39g3+)

20 death to the infidels!?

Posted by: war lord at September 19, 2017 06:10 PM (MvXIR)

21 This constant over the top freak out at anything anyone without a (D) after their name says is exhausting.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 19, 2017 06:10 PM (wmaTe)

22 Born 1959 ... too late to remember any of the above ground nuclear tests

Posted by: undocumented illegal Barack Obama at September 19, 2017 06:10 PM (e8kgV)

23 Ah, but was Lincoln a War Criminal for destroying the South? That question will get their antifa panties all bunched up for sure.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 06:09 PM (k1TUh)

coughcough ::shifty eyes::

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 19, 2017 06:11 PM (wmaTe)

24 Yeah, some liberal Cali commentator on Fox this morning was almost saying the same thing. Highly coordinated these libs are.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 19, 2017 06:11 PM (gEvQ8)

25 Terry's a girl's name.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 06:11 PM (NWiLs)

26 Its been so long since we've had a real alpha male as president. Thank God for PDT. May he live long and continue to drive the idiots right up the wall and into the looney bin.

Posted by: Tuna at September 19, 2017 06:09 PM (Nu8Vg)

Something like that in my prayers every night.

Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 06:11 PM (AHcCm)

27 machine indepdence !?

Posted by: ace of lace! at September 19, 2017 06:11 PM (MvXIR)

28 This constant over the top freak out at anything anyone without a (D) after their name says is exhausting.

But useful. These guys never read the story of the boy who cried wolf, apparently.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 06:11 PM (39g3+)

29 The last poll I saw the MFM was seen as honest by >20 percent of viewers. Sad.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (mcI77)

30

I can only hope Terry was one of the few lucky ones on board Air Cock One when Barry Obama, maybe tipsy after a few COCKtails (get it) was feeling randy and aroused at the sight of...maybe Terry, maybe it was Terry who he locked eyes with, or was it one of the many older but still attractive press women, dressed professionally.

Just because a woman dresses professionally doesn't mean she also feels the passion in her loins, the fire...the smoldering burning caused by the President massaging his cig dick in his slacks, then raising one leg, pretending to be nonchalantly talking on the phone, and showing off his huge appendage, bulging and throbbing for the US press corpse.

He gave them a show of his heat seeking black mamba missle, ready to attack the nearest state capitol with ferocious love thrusts, pounding and pounding so hard the pilots and passengers on the plane thought they had smashed into the tops of the Rockies.

No, that was the President, pounding his man meat in the john, after he got so turned on showing his big veiny rod to Terry Moran.

Allegedly.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (AASEZ)

31 Terry Moran is an idiot. I won't even grant him the status of Warner Brothers cartoon 'maroon'.

Dumb, evil and fond of girthy penis mouthwash.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (xJa6I)

32 Obama declares America will essentially accept blasphemy laws, despite the 1st Amendment, just a week or so after our embassy was attacked by terrorists (i.e., a legitimate act of war) and these MSM tools nearly orgasm on camera.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (W+vEI)

33 Was Girthy Penis a SF garage band?

Posted by: redenzo at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (5wSNN)

34 I suppose it's obvious they think that President Truman was a War Criminal, since he truly did destroy a decent chunk of Japan.

Of course. He was a notorious Republican. Everybody knows that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (SRKgf)

35
These guys never read the story of the boy who cried wolf

In a crowded theater

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (IqV8l)

36 your a fine girl.

Posted by: brandi at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (MvXIR)

37 These clowns have the depth of thinking rivaling a puddle. Right now, I guarantee, China's representatives are having a sit down with the NK lackeys who are labeled as advisers to the exalted one....and they are candidly telling them..."Look, we don't know if he's serious or not, but we would rather not find out...and besides, if something does happen, we will not be taking in any refugees across our border."

Posted by: Orson at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (+xtsu)

38 Terry Moran (sp?)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2017 06:13 PM (SRKgf)

39 Comic book: Terry and the Pirates

Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 06:13 PM (AHcCm)

40 This post is a war crime.

*runs off crying, arms flailing wildly*

Posted by: Terry Moran at September 19, 2017 06:13 PM (4e+hS)

41 The word of the day is..."girthy".

Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2017 06:13 PM (O5Q3r)

42 I think I may actually BE a war crime.

Posted by: Angela Merkel at September 19, 2017 06:13 PM (Ae45Z)

43 Not only a War Criminal, he was wearing a cotton shirt!

Posted by: Terry Moran at September 19, 2017 06:13 PM (mcI77)

44 They have completely lost it. What the hell do they think we are building all those weapons for, a fireworks show?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 06:13 PM (/tuJf)

45 the eyes.

Posted by: mj 12 at September 19, 2017 06:13 PM (MvXIR)

46 36 your a fine girl.
Posted by: brandi at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (MvXIR)

You are.

Posted by: Looking Glass Ass at September 19, 2017 06:15 PM (Ae45Z)

47 In other news, nine stray elephants were electrocuted in Botswana.

Thomas Alva Edison was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 06:15 PM (cAXIk)

48 Tidying up trivia business, from the last thread, without looking it up, I think McHale was based at Rendova or Tulagi - New Caledonia at that point was rear area/R and R/soft duty, as I (vaguely) recall it being portrayed in the TV series.

I think some PT boats, for a while, were based at Gavutu-Tanombogo, but I'm guessing that was way too much of a mouthful for a slapstick 60s TV comedy.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 06:15 PM (QDnY+)

49 46 36 your a fine girl.
Posted by: brandi at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (MvXIR)

You are.
Posted by: Looking Glass Ass at September 19, 2017 06:15 PM (Ae45Z)

What a good wife she would be.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 06:16 PM (xJa6I)

50 What has them worried is that they believe Trump would go to war, no one believed that Obama was serious about defending U.S. and U.S. allies interests.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 19, 2017 06:16 PM (6n332)

51 Did they use AC or DC. Edison only would use AC on Topsy the Elephant.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2017 06:17 PM (89T5c)

52 I'm still laughing over the fact that PDT is probably going to send bologna sammiches, snickers bars and a megaton of small arms to Venezuela.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 19, 2017 06:17 PM (5qmri)

53 There was a replaying of the UN speech on the radio when I was on my way home a bit ago and I had not heard it yet. I thought it was awesome. I did not hear the whole thing but what I did hear I was all Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: kahall at September 19, 2017 06:17 PM (3s5V4)

54 44. Duh.....they're for supporting jihadists.
(See: Libya, Yugoslavia, etc.)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 06:17 PM (fA1SL)

55 DC. Meant DC.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2017 06:17 PM (89T5c)

56 Gavutu was In Harm's Way.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 06:17 PM (IqV8l)

57 Willowed for rhomboid

New Caledonia is nice; now. With air conditioning, power and millions in US funded improvements in WWII.

Out of about 5,000 exiles to New Caledonia after the Paris Commune, only 40 stayed rather than return to France after the amnesty given years later.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 06:18 PM (hyuyC)

58 51 Did they use AC or DC.

====

Embrace the power of "and'! \m/

Posted by: Zombie Bon Scott at September 19, 2017 06:18 PM (ANIFC)

59
One less egg to fry.

Posted by: Soothiewing Plover at September 19, 2017 06:18 PM (xeiq6)

60 Gay elephants

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 06:18 PM (IqV8l)

61
What?

We're doing song lyrics, right?

Posted by: Soothiewing Plover at September 19, 2017 06:19 PM (xeiq6)

62
I just love the feel of a nice girthy penis.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 19, 2017 06:19 PM (8O3HH)

63 49 46 36 your a fine girl.
Posted by: brandi at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (MvXIR)
You are.
Posted by: Looking Glass Ass at September 19, 2017 06:15 PM (Ae45Z)
What a good wife she would be.

But my life, my lover, my lady, is the sea.

Posted by: Don't you see I had to do it! at September 19, 2017 06:19 PM (k1TUh)

64 48 Tidying up trivia business, from the last thread, without looking it up, I think McHale was based at Rendova or Tulagi - New Caledonia at that point was rear area/R and R/soft duty, as I (vaguely) recall it being portrayed in the TV series.

I think some PT boats, for a while, were based at Gavutu-Tanombogo, but I'm guessing that was way too much of a mouthful for a slapstick 60s TV comedy.

I like the Republic of Vanuatu's National Anthem, Yumi Yumi Yumi. Brings a tear to my eye every time I hear it played aloud.

Posted by: Terry Moran at September 19, 2017 06:19 PM (mcI77)

65 I saw Girthy Penis cover the DKs' "Too Drunk to F*ck".

Posted by: SFGoth at September 19, 2017 06:19 PM (dZ756)

66 Girthy penis? Hmmm, I'm thinking pencil dick is more like it.

Posted by: Cheri at September 19, 2017 06:19 PM (AiNgf)

67 I saw Girthy Penis rock Alice in Chains off the stage.

It was a two drink minimum and a $50.00 cover cha...

Okay. We're not on the same page.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 06:19 PM (Ckg4U)

68 60 Gay elephants
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 06:18 PM (IqV8l)

You sold me queer giraffes

Posted by: The Guy Who Bought Queer Giraffes at September 19, 2017 06:20 PM (ANIFC)

69 McHale's Navy was stationed on Taratupa. Just looked it up.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 19, 2017 06:20 PM (gEvQ8)

70
I like the Republic of Vanuatu's National Anthem, Yumi Yumi Yumi. Brings a tear to my eye every time I hear it played aloud.
Posted by: Terry Moran

The Archies?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 06:20 PM (IqV8l)

71
Nice find, Jane.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2017 06:20 PM (fceHP)

72 "Girthly Penis"

I am actually getting smarter reading AoS. The many hours I spend here are truly an investment in my smartness.

Posted by: Weasel at September 19, 2017 06:20 PM (Sfs6o)

73 Only Sonobi's penis is the most girthious.

Posted by: Strobe at September 19, 2017 06:20 PM (gbWkA)

74 68. They just walk around in circles, eating and not mating.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 06:20 PM (fA1SL)

75 recall when Obama said "don't call my bluff"? or am I recalling that incorrectly? The man who went through a case of crayons drawing red lines.

Posted by: Mallfly Maddow at September 19, 2017 06:21 PM (ILitO)

76 Edison used AC to kill an elephant at Coney Island to scare people of the dangers of Westinghouse's competing high voltage AC electricity. The elephant had an abusive keeper and had stomped him to death.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 06:21 PM (cAXIk)

77 Well yeah, it's as big around as a beer can, but it's only two inches long.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 19, 2017 06:21 PM (tRaq7)

78 "War crimes"

Words have no meaning for these sniveling half-men. They doing them randomly like baby chimps and poo.

Posted by: Mortimer's phone at September 19, 2017 06:21 PM (qY6Y/)

79 New Caledonia is where McHale and the boys went for R&R.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 06:21 PM (/tuJf)

80 Moran obviously believes in the British point of view. If you are being attacked by a homicidal maniac, and presume to defend yourself, even by using pepper spray, you are the one committing the crime.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2017 06:22 PM (/qEW2)

81 "They throw them."

Die, phone.

Posted by: Mortimer's phone at September 19, 2017 06:22 PM (qY6Y/)

82 76 Edison used AC to kill an elephant at Coney Island to scare people of the dangers of Westinghouse's competing high voltage AC electricity. The elephant had an abusive keeper and had stomped him to death.
Posted by: Ignoramus

this is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at September 19, 2017 06:22 PM (FZYNt)

83 NaCly Dog, thanks, saw that. My friend's father described it as pretty good duty, compared to the alternatives. Climate/conditions were much less brutal than anywhere in the Solomons, or New Guinea, most of the Marianas.

He was sent to Manila immediately at the surrender, was doing paperwork there too - though things were slow, so his CO let his office spend a lot of time observing the trial of Gen. Yamashita.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 06:22 PM (QDnY+)

84 Was there much feasting after Edison murdered the innocent elephant?

Posted by: Strobe at September 19, 2017 06:22 PM (gbWkA)

85 Hung like a tuna can!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 19, 2017 06:23 PM (JO9+V)

86 Brandy... we talking about that girl with the triple Ds as seen on Reality Kings?

Posted by: Mallfly Maddow at September 19, 2017 06:23 PM (ILitO)

87 It's fake outrage all the way down.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 19, 2017 06:24 PM (Zd2ZF)

88 79 New Caledonia is where McHale and the boys went for R&R.

Except for me. I stayed behind and whittled papaya butt plugs.

Posted by: Ensign Parker at September 19, 2017 06:24 PM (mcI77)

89 Terry Moran is a cross-eyed, news-enthusiast with learning disabilities. Namely, the inability to cross-reference anything with anything else to discern truth from micturated hyperbole.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 06:24 PM (Ckg4U)

90 Lot of cute girls in N. Korea. It would be a shame if we had to nuke their asses.

Posted by: Weasel at September 19, 2017 06:25 PM (Sfs6o)

91 I saw Girthy Penis open for Pansy Division at The Open Fist in Chicago, back in '96!

They really blew me away.

Posted by: Barry Obama at September 19, 2017 06:25 PM (RKQ/v)

92 Girthy penis? Hell no, that was a tuna can in a water balloon.

Posted by: Reggie Love at September 19, 2017 06:25 PM (z74gh)

93 Edison was obviously a fascist animal oppressor. Due to this new revelation, it is incumbent upon us as the woke to resolve to never again use electricity in any form.

Posted by: PETA at September 19, 2017 06:25 PM (k1TUh)

94 Terry Moran is an idiot.

That's not the worst of it. His eyes are way too close together and he has big fleshy lips. I hate that.

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 06:25 PM (LAe3v)

95 86 Brandy... we talking about that girl with the triple Ds as seen on Reality Kings?
Posted by: Mallfly Maddow at September 19, 2017 06:23 PM (ILitO)

No, no, this Brandi wears a braided chain made of finest silver from the North of Spain.

Totally different girl

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 19, 2017 06:26 PM (xJa6I)

96 My apologies for the extraneous comma in post # 89.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 06:26 PM (Ckg4U)

97 77 Well yeah, it's as big around as a beer can, but it's only two inches long.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 19, 2017 06:21 PM (tRaq7)

You're going to have a rough time finding a girl to the butt sex thing with you.

Posted by: jwest at September 19, 2017 06:26 PM (Zs4uk)

98 Rhomboid

The trial of Gen. Yamashita!

A victor's punishment of a successful enemy general. He was very skilled. Would have loved to have his perspective on Generals Percival and Macarthur.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 06:26 PM (hyuyC)

99 I suppose it's obvious they think that President Truman was a War Criminal, since he truly did destroy a decent chunk of Japan.

According to the Left, any American who is part of a winning war effort is a war criminal. In fact, winning a war (actually winning it) is considered a war crime by the left. Luckily, for them, (and because of them) we haven't won a war since WWII.

The Left would also have to consider just the existence of our Strategic Nuclear Arsenal to be a war crime.

Ah, but was Lincoln a War Criminal for destroying the South? That question will get their antifa panties all bunched up for sure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 06:09 PM (k1TUh)

When they hear things that Lincoln really said about the slaves they'll declare him a war criminal. The establishment and use of Liberia would certainly be considered a crime against humanity for the left.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 06:26 PM (rZ+mb)

100 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2017 06:22 PM (/qEW2)

Which is amazing since "A man's home is his castle" started as British doctrine.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 19, 2017 06:26 PM (rp9xB)

101 Now say it like a Pirate! A Pirate Damnit!

Posted by: Strobe at September 19, 2017 06:26 PM (gbWkA)

102 My girthy penis will invert into a super roomy vagina!

Guys really like that, right?

Posted by: Kara B Goin' To Prison at September 19, 2017 06:26 PM (RX8uZ)

103 I count myself fortunate that I don't have the slightest idea who Terry Moran is.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 19, 2017 06:27 PM (tRaq7)

104 JackStraw - that's what I recalled from the series (haven't seen it since it aired).

Old Blue - Taratupa? Hmm, can't even recall seeing that name, and many of the Solomons names are seared, seared into my memory. I recall Rendova coming up alot in McHale's Navy.

Mortimer - funny you should use the word "half-men"; same basic word was used in a famous short poem referring to Stalin's sycophantic circle (poet was lucky to just get prison, no shot to the head). Just starting a Stalin book (Stalin and His Hangmen), but the "Stalin Epigram" of Osip Mandelshtam has (really) been seared into my memory for a long time.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 06:27 PM (QDnY+)

105 Well yeah, it's as big around as a beer can, but it's only two inches long.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 19, 2017 06:21 PM (tRaq7)

Cheese wheel.
He can't hit bottom, but he can sure stretch out the sides!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 19, 2017 06:27 PM (/o9Qk)

106 Hope you have a lot of gasoline to trade.

Posted by: Craig's List at September 19, 2017 06:28 PM (Ae45Z)

107 Pretty sure it was Dirty Rotten Imbeciles who said war was the crime.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 19, 2017 06:28 PM (+2ZGk)

108 War crime accusations from the left. What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing. Say it again!

Posted by: Dang at September 19, 2017 06:28 PM (RX8uZ)

109 84
Was there much feasting after Edison murdered the innocent elephant?

Posted by: Strobe

Did many Shuvs and Zuuls what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Slor that day?

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 06:28 PM (LAe3v)

110 If we let the democrats turn us into a socialist country, would that be a war crime?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 19, 2017 06:29 PM (6Ll1u)

111 I do know who he is, another ABC news Leftists.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2017 06:29 PM (ghofu)

112
Girthy penis? You think Gainzzz are only in arms, shoulders, legs?

There's an entire culture of dudes that are pumping... well not iron, but they're pumping away. I discovered their little haunt one night. Didn't bookmark it, 'cause didn't care at the time.

It's kinda funny. Everyone has before and after/current numbers for three dimensions - with every comment. Which either means they're a bunch of lying liars or they're really packing on the length and girth with their vacuum devices. I have no clue what the third number is. Not sure I want to know.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 06:29 PM (EgwCt)

113 Here's the episode where Virgil lost the PT 73 and the crew was devastated because they couldn't go to New Caledonia to see the admiral. Those madcap Navy boys!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isfLokVI9HY

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 06:30 PM (/tuJf)

114 NaCly Dog, gonna go out on a limb here and guess Yamashita wasn't charged with being successful; there was a wee amount of untoward activity pursuant to his commands, esp. in Manila.

In any case, "victor's justice" has never had the slightest sting, to me. If the victors represent the better/just/good side, then it's just "justice".

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 06:30 PM (QDnY+)

115 I guess it's hard to mount a sustained criticism of a man who's got his dick three and a half deep in your mouth.

========

Go on ...

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 19, 2017 06:31 PM (SKSB+)

116 According to Wiki, Taratupa was a fictional island, presumed to be in the Solomon's

Posted by: Old Blue at September 19, 2017 06:31 PM (gEvQ8)

117 "or they're really packing on the length and girth with their vacuum devices. "

It's not Mine! Really, it isn't!!!

Posted by: Austin "Danger" Powers at September 19, 2017 06:31 PM (k1TUh)

118 And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats,

Posted by: Strobe at September 19, 2017 06:31 PM (gbWkA)

119 32 Obama declares America will essentially accept blasphemy laws, despite the 1st Amendment, just a week or so after our embassy was attacked by terrorists (i.e., a legitimate act of war) and these MSM tools nearly orgasm on camera.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 06:12 PM (W+vEI)

Officially adopting Islamic Blasphemy Laws was one of the first things Hillary planned on doing if she won.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 19, 2017 06:31 PM (Vevy5)

120 NaCly Dog, gonna go out on a limb here and guess Yamashita wasn't
charged with being successful; there was a wee amount of untoward
activity pursuant to his commands, esp. in Manila.

Little of column A
Little of column B

Posted by: pep at September 19, 2017 06:32 PM (LAe3v)

121 Meanwhile, assholes gonna asshole.

Yeah, telling our enemies that we will not think twice about wiping them out is a war crime.

Keep it up, media. You're already so well-loved and adored by the general public. This will definitely bring more people onto your side.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 19, 2017 06:32 PM (/o9Qk)

122 Is this Trump's 'moon shot' speech? Does this mean we're going back to apace and beyond?

Or is this Trump's 'tear down this wall' speech where Communism spread far and wide, even into the White House?

Or is this one of Obama's great speeches -- don't ask me, but people who love Obama say he is a great speech reader -- and now North Africa is in chaos, and Europe is being over run by desperate refugees seeking an escape from the carnage that Hillary and Obama unleashed.

I'm going to be really disappointed if nothing comes from it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 19, 2017 06:32 PM (m9X4Y)

123 115 I guess it's hard to mount a sustained criticism of a man who's got his dick three and a half deep in your mouth.

========

Go on ...
Posted by: Shep Smith at September 19, 2017 06:31 PM (SKSB+)

Bite Down.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 19, 2017 06:32 PM (Ae45Z)

124 Old Blue, thanks - now I feel better.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 06:33 PM (QDnY+)

125 The best way to measure girthiness is with water displacement.

Posted by: Hot Tub Guy at September 19, 2017 06:33 PM (RX8uZ)

126 Girthy penis is what caused that German guy so much trouble at the gym.

Posted by: Strobe at September 19, 2017 06:33 PM (gbWkA)

127 [COMMENT DELETED BY GOOGLE REVIEW TEAM]

Posted by: User Removed at September 19, 2017 06:35 PM (pAv7B)

128 Nicola Tesla invented DC, and as far as I know, he never killed any elephants.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2017 06:35 PM (/qEW2)

129 Obama's penis is more mirthy than girthy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2017 06:35 PM (oVJmc)

130 For quite some time I've had a mental list of news outlets, newspapers, news channels and individuals whom I can safely disregard before ever reading or hearing anything they may say or write because I already know what they'll say; it's consistently wrong. Without fail. Every. Single. Time.

It saves a lot of time (not to mention brain and liver cells) and I've never been wrong or disappointed.

Moran is now on that list.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 19, 2017 06:35 PM (tRaq7)

131 Something Strange is going down in Alabama.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 19, 2017 06:35 PM (mcI77)

132 126 Girthy penis is what caused that German guy so much trouble at the gym.
Posted by: Strobe at September 19, 2017 06:33 PM (gbWkA)

I still wonder how that happened. Is this a thing guys do? Or was it on a dare? Or both?

I mean, it's not like he tripped and it fell into the weight hole.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla goobley at September 19, 2017 06:35 PM (Ae45Z)

133 Obama's penis is more mirthy than girthy.

But that one on Moochelle is HUGE!

Posted by: Strobe at September 19, 2017 06:36 PM (gbWkA)

134 "Girthy" would be a swell name for a wiener dog.

Posted by: Dang at September 19, 2017 06:36 PM (RX8uZ)

135
Chrissy Moran is still on my *liked* list.

Posted by: Ted Cruise at September 19, 2017 06:37 PM (EgwCt)

136 "Barack Obama then dropped his trousers, gripped his girthy penis, and wagged it at Kim Jong-un, as an alpha male challenge in this year's UN fornication ritual." What Happened -- Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Reggie Love at September 19, 2017 06:37 PM (z74gh)

137 One of the best things about the Trump presidency is the way he drives media people stark raving insane.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 06:37 PM (sdi6R)

138 Alternating giggling, and theatrical maniacal fits of Vincent Price laughter, over many parts of Teh Donald's speech.

"Rocketman"

And belittling the blood-soaked sickness that is socialism/communism.

Someone said it, I think it's perfect, this is the equivalent of his inaugural address. Lots of well-known, vital, yet unspeakable truths delivered without circumlocution or honey. And not the other similarity - the stunned silence of much of the audience (at the inaugural, on the dais, and in the idiot-commentariat).

Bwahahahahaha .......

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 06:37 PM (QDnY+)

139 "Nicola Tesla invented DC, and as far as I know, he never killed any elephants."
-Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2017 06:35 PM (/qEW2)

Edison invented DC. Tesla invented AC.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 06:37 PM (Ckg4U)

140 Why has no one mentioned the crease in the girthy penis?

On a brighter note, a sidebar link reminded me that, for Stacy Dash, I'd run across the street.

Posted by: George LeS at September 19, 2017 06:37 PM (+TcCF)

141 Not many people remember what happened in Manila at the end of the Philippine campaign.

Yamashita deserved everything he got and much, much more for what he brought about there. In terms of military war crimes, what he did certainly ranks as one of the worst of the entire war.

He intentionally caused the deaths of over 100,000 civilians in the last days before his command was surrendered, knowing that it would surrender, just for the hope of slowing down the American forces a little bit.

Yamashita is why I will always believe that the death of every man, woman and child in Hiroshima and Nagasaki was nothing more nor less than Justice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 06:37 PM (k1TUh)

142 Nork chicks:
Plusses: cheap to feed, generally comfortable in poverty, familiarity with most Warsaw Pact small arms and crew-served weapons.
Minuses: dude, they're Korean chicks who can live off the land and know how to kill you - they're about the definition of 'ex-wife from hell.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 06:37 PM (fA1SL)

143 It's amazing the things people just happened to fall into

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 19, 2017 06:38 PM (6Ll1u)

144 Is the girthiness being measured in English or Metric?

Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2017 06:38 PM (12AHt)

145 Taratupa was, get this, a fictional place. It sounds a lot like some of the islands, but it did not exist.

New Caledonia/ Noumea did exist. Rear area for staging and R&R. My Dad spent time there recovering from Dengue fever he got in New Guinea, like a lot of other sick GI's and Marines.
New Guinea; now that was an awful place for the Army and Marines.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 19, 2017 06:38 PM (vcOmj)

146 "NOTE the other similarity"

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (QDnY+)

147 >> I still wonder how that happened. Is this a
>> thing guys do?

Well, guys have a tendency to see holes and want to stick something in it.

Mostly idiots who stick it in holes they can't get it back out. See tales of the ER for all sorts of masturbatory mishaps.

A while back there was a story from China where some idiot got his willy stuck in the box end wrench. Really embarrassingly, it was just 13mm.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (8O3HH)

148 "Edison invented DC. Tesla invented AC."

Didn't they eventually get together and put out some albums?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (k1TUh)

149 It's OK for Democrats to talk tough, because they're appeasers and don't mean what they say.

Republican's CANNOT talk tough, because they do what they say and say what they mean, and baby, one thing leads to another...

Posted by: The MSM at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (aT+Bx)

150 According to Wiki, Taratupa was a fictional island, presumed to be in the Solomon's

It's a Peruvian colony. One of the first, IIRC.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (tRaq7)

151 IIRC, with DC you couldn't be more than three miles from the generator. So Tesla's invention of AC changed the World. But Westinghouse made all the money on it, and Tesla died broke.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (cAXIk)

152 During the search of [Ms] Witt,
a female jailer recovered a loaded Kimber .380 caliber handgun from the suspect's vagina. The gun--seen below in a photo from the manufacturer's web site--had a fully loaded clip and a bullet in the chamber.

The handgun weighs 13.4 ounces with an empty magazine and is 5.6" long.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ybjccvsu

Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (AHcCm)

153 Comic book: Terry and the Pirates

Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 06:13 PM (AHcCm)

Exercise book: Terry and the Pilates.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (EkNES)

154 Yeah but North Korean girls are tiny and used to eating almost nothing, plus they have lived their whole life being raised to follow orders without question. I doubt many of them have seen anything more dangerous than a chopstick in their lives, since paranoid dictators tend to keep weapons out of the hands of their subjects.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (39g3+)

155 Tesla invented air conditioning? He was so prolific!

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 06:40 PM (ANIFC)

156 114 rhomboid

General Yamashita ordered the IJA out of Manila. He was in direct command of forces in Northern Luzon.

The Manila reoccupation was directly against his orders. An IJN admiral used the port troops and naval forces with a small Army security detachment to defend Manila. 100,000 Filipino died in that battle. Mostly from US Army weapons.

Given the nature of the IJA and IJN relationship in WWII, he was wrongfully prosecuted. But the doctrine of Command Responsibility is now enshrined in International Law. So Yeah MacArthur. President Truman and the Supreme Court refused to intervene.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 06:40 PM (hyuyC)

157 War crimes? War crimes?

The 8 years of Barack Mugabe was a war crime.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 19, 2017 06:40 PM (5VlCp)

158 Terry Moran also said after The Chocolate Wonder's first coronation, that not since George Washington was the Oval Office a step down for a president.

Terry Moran. In Perugia he's a pooper scooper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 06:40 PM (PY9jH)

159 Nine elephants electrocuted in Botswana?

I'm surprised there is that much electricity in the entire country.

My mother, in America, didn't have electricity until 1940.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 06:40 PM (O4wiF)

160 "Is the girthiness being measured in English or Metric?"
-Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2017 06:38 PM (12AHt)

...yes

...Yes

...YES!

Posted by: Some Broad at September 19, 2017 06:40 PM (Ckg4U)

161 Bozo, yep, we've been talking New Caledonia since the last thread.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 06:41 PM (QDnY+)

162 >>New Guinea; now that was an awful place for the Army and Marines.

It's an awful place for anyone. Right up there with the worst places I have ever been and plan to never go again.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 06:41 PM (/tuJf)

163 Dying broke is nothing. Living broke, that's a problem.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 06:42 PM (O4wiF)

164 Kim Jong keeps lobbing missiles over Japan and detonating hydrogen bombs and saying he has a "gift" for the United States. Yet it is inappropriate for Trump merely to issue a verbal warning to him.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2017 06:42 PM (/qEW2)

165 152 During the search of [Ms] Witt,
a female jailer recovered a loaded Kimber .380 caliber handgun from the suspect's vagina.

Amateur hour if you can't fit a Howitzer in there.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 19, 2017 06:42 PM (mcI77)

166 Manila was a special case. Yamashita ordered the commander not to defend the city. The Japanese admired all the old architecture there. The commander disobeyed Yamashita and vowed to defend Manila to the death.
MacArthur tried Yamashita because he got his ass kicked by the man. Pretty sure it was revenge.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 19, 2017 06:42 PM (gEvQ8)

167 "Didn't they eventually get together and put out some albums?"
-Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (k1TUh)

Tesla, Edison's Medicine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2zwBRa0YhA

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 06:42 PM (Ckg4U)

168 Yeah but North Korean girls are tiny and used to eating almost nothing,
plus they have lived their whole life being raised to follow orders
without question. I doubt many of them have seen anything more
dangerous than a chopstick in their lives, since paranoid dictators tend
to keep weapons out of the hands of their subjects.
--

So... they're maltese puppies?

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 06:42 PM (aT+Bx)

169 154. You gotta figure the healthier ones are Party members. That's another strike right there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 06:42 PM (fA1SL)

170 144 Is the girthiness being measured in English or Metric?
Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2017 06:38 PM (12AHt)

Chickpeas. The number of chickpeas it takes to go around it once. Ya get a bigger number that way.

Posted by: Jolly Green Giant at September 19, 2017 06:43 PM (Ae45Z)

171 I would imagine Seth Rogen and James Franco are probably standard issue libtards. And even they get that Kim Jong is a dangerous, evil wacko. This is a real miscalculation from the MSM. They will alienate even their fellow libs.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2017 06:44 PM (/qEW2)

172 Girth should be in English measurements. Stuff like "pounds" sounds appropriate. And cool.

Posted by: Dang at September 19, 2017 06:44 PM (RX8uZ)

173 Bozo, yep, we've been talking New Caledonia since the last thread.
Posted by: rhomboid

It was also known as Noumea.

Supposed to be a very pretty place.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 19, 2017 06:44 PM (vcOmj)

174 So... they're maltese puppies

But they can dance and sing like nobody's business, based on K-pop I've seen

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 06:44 PM (39g3+)

175 Paraphrasing Obama: "Our weapons, if they got angry fired themselves, could destroy North Korea."

I like Trump's statement better.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 06:44 PM (O4wiF)

176 You gotta figure the healthier ones are Party members. That's another strike right there.

Sure, but I figure its like finding a sick puppy on the streets, you nurse it to health and its loyal and loving as hell the rest of its life.

That sounds pretty good for a wife to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 06:45 PM (39g3+)

177 174. Those are south Korean. Norks don't approve of kpop.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 06:45 PM (fA1SL)

178 Girthy? I imagine it's the whitest part of him.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 06:45 PM (LTHVh)

179 It's amazing the things people just happened to fall into

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 19, 2017 06:38 PM (6Ll1u)

No really. Wikipedia used to have some click bait of 'take me somewhere interesting' or something random like that. Kinda fun.

For a guy, punch in 'Viagra' and skip 5, 10, 15 pages and there's some true craziness going on.

I can't imagine what the female equivalent to that craziness is. I suspect there isn't one. Which is kinda sad. Because I'd read that stuff in the middle of the night to go back to sleep, instead of laying awake pondering the third dimension of measurement.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 06:45 PM (EgwCt)

180 Well that's quite interesting NaCly Dog, will have to look into it. I assume there was a lot more on the charge sheet than just the last few weeks in Manila. But first I have undoubted Soviet crimes and undoubted criminals to slog through.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 06:46 PM (QDnY+)

181 Didn't they eventually get together and put out some albums?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM

Yes. I saw Girth open for Tesla in 87.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2017 06:46 PM (lExSW)

182 I knew an older, mild mannered gentleman who when he worked was a flower salesman or something like that. Nice guy, nice family. He had this neat old chevy pickup he was tooling around in one day, with a topper. I said "that would be good for camping"; he just looked at me like I was an idiot. "Camping!" he sort of spit it out. "I did all the camping I'll ever want to do in New Guinea in 1942." lol

Posted by: Common Tater at September 19, 2017 06:46 PM (2GOKi)

183 Obama: "Don't cross my red line!!" *stomps wimpy foot*

NORKS: *fires nuke and take out Hawaii*

Obama: "It wasn't MY red line, it was the world's."

Thank G-d that mincing, wispy ponce POS is off getting blown by Reggie right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 06:46 PM (PY9jH)

184 shibumi
NOK women are Biddable?

You could sure persuade a lot of them with taking them to any fast food restaurant or buffet.

My plan to destroy NOK was to fly every town's most gossipy woman to the US of A on the same day. Take each one to a different Whole Foods or Wegmans, have them spend $500, and then fly them and the groceries back. All in the same time frame.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 06:46 PM (hyuyC)

185 Barry knows the measure of my girthlyness. (wink)

Posted by: Reggie at September 19, 2017 06:47 PM (12AHt)

186 I remember being told that "it could never happen here."

Shit.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 19, 2017 06:47 PM (2VN2E)

187 I have wondered for a while - if a Tesla automobile is stolen, is it called an Edison?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 06:47 PM (k1TUh)

188 cop has self defense right to defend himself when attacker has knife and is refusing to stand down, instead threatens attack.

Sovereign country has right to defend itself when rocket man shoots ICBM over allies and develops nuke and promises to wipe out America. (and as he is protected/enabled by barely veiled human rights abuser (polluter/thief/commie enemy) China.

The left is saying we must surrender to NK/Iran cuz if we don't become their submissive, they might attack. And we can't preempt said attack, cuz they hold their own people hostage, and it would be mean to let those hostages die --better the free world surrenders.

"Pay me a billion, or I'll shoot my dog" ... has been done before ... only a little funny the first time.

Posted by: Illiniwek at September 19, 2017 06:48 PM (yKAUL)

189 IIRC, with DC you couldn't be more than three miles from the generator. So Tesla's invention of AC changed the World. But Westinghouse made all the money on it, and Tesla died broke.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (cAXIk)

The full story is even more intriguing:

Tesla worked for Edison and tried to convince Edison that AC was the way to. Edison would have none of it.

Tesla left to work on his AC. In the Westinghouse situation, Tesla and Westinghouse eventually won a fierce battle that allowed them to start implementing Tesla's AC vision, but at that point Westinghouse said that he couldn't make any money with Tesla's royalties so he was going to scrap the whole thing. Tesla just wanted to see AC done so he signed all of his ownership and royalties over to Westinghouse so that they could start the project. That's why Tesla made no money off of that and Westinghouse made a fortune.

Tesla was really some kind of guy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 06:48 PM (rZ+mb)

190 IIRC, with DC you couldn't be more than three miles from the generator. So Tesla's invention of AC changed the World. But Westinghouse made all the money on it, and Tesla died broke.

Tesla also designed a way to generate (or gather) electricity using a tower that was shaped a certain way in order to gather electricity from what was called "the ether." For free. The only cost was construction of the tower and the electrical lines plus whatever maintenance there was to them.

IIRC, Westinghouse told him to get lost since they couldn't charge for electricity that cost essentially nothing to produce.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 19, 2017 06:48 PM (tRaq7)

191 >.I would imagine Seth Rogen and James Franco are probably standard issue
libtards. And even they get that Kim Jong is a dangerous, evil wacko.

Maybe Kim Jong has been sending people in the MSM puppies and Katy Perry mixtapes?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2017 06:48 PM (W+vEI)

192 Come see my show in Vegas!

Posted by: Girth Brooks at September 19, 2017 06:48 PM (JO9+V)

193

BELLEVILLE, Ill. – Every player on the Cahokia Quarterback Club football team (8 and under) took a knee during the national anthem ahead of Sunday’s game at Little Devil’s Field in Belleville.
“One of the kids asked me if I saw (people) protesting and rioting in St. Louis. I said yes; I said, ‘Do you know why they are doing it?'” said Coach Orlando Gooden.

Coach Gooden said his player responded, "Because black people are getting killed and nobody's going to jail.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 06:48 PM (IqV8l)

194 ABCNews' Chief Foreign Correspondent Terry Moran
===

Who?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 19, 2017 06:49 PM (2wRtc)

195 Trump had to call out the U.N. Let's face it if the U.N told you to take out the garbage or walk the dog you'd tell them to fuck off. Sorry but the blue helmeted rapist brigade only strikes fear into their female victims. The U.N is like a less effective Mitch McConnell (if that's even possible)

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2017 06:49 PM (lExSW)

196 Sadly, the few narratives of Nork defectors I've come across suggest that the Kim dynasty have more or less driven the Norks insane. It'll take at least two generations to undo the damage.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 06:49 PM (fA1SL)

197 Moran is a fool. Ignore him.... it is what we can REALLY do with these Progs.

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 06:49 PM (zSVEm)

198 "The U.N is like a less effective Mitch McConnell (if that's even possible)"

To your point, the UN building is located on...Turtle Bay.

Coincidence- oh, I think NOT!

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, pointing and laughing. at September 19, 2017 06:50 PM (7flPD)

199 instead of laying awake pondering the third dimension of measurement.

Girth?

Posted by: wooga at September 19, 2017 06:50 PM (LupTM)

200 I think the "girthy penis" remark came from the Howard Stern Show...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 19, 2017 06:51 PM (e9G8E)

201 114
I believe Yamashita ordered Manila to be abandoned but a subordinate disobeyed orders and fought, causing Manila's destruction.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 19, 2017 06:51 PM (BeU6K)

202 Anybody else feeling girthy?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2017 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

203 But seriously, now is the time for Trump to begin the process of nuclearizing South Korea, Japan, Taiwan, the Philippines, and Australia.

Preliminary but credible steps are all that would be required. Policy papers. Talks.

Phat Ho would be dead within hours.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 19, 2017 06:51 PM (398bZ)

204 Here comes the Hurdy Girthly Man, singing songs of love.

Posted by: Dovovan at September 19, 2017 06:51 PM (12AHt)

205 196 Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine.

Yes, they have a very hard time with a self-driven life. Multiple choices at store paralyzes them. They do recover, in a couple of years. But the scars never go away completely.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 06:51 PM (hyuyC)

206 189 IIRC, with DC you couldn't be more than three miles from the generator. So Tesla's invention of AC changed the World. But Westinghouse made all the money on it, and Tesla died broke.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (cAXIk)

The full story is even more intriguing:

Tesla worked for Edison and tried to convince Edison that AC was the way to. Edison would have none of it.

Tesla left to work on his AC. In the Westinghouse situation, Tesla and Westinghouse eventually won a fierce battle that allowed them to start implementing Tesla's AC vision, but at that point Westinghouse said that he couldn't make any money with Tesla's royalties so he was going to scrap the whole thing. Tesla just wanted to see AC done so he signed all of his ownership and royalties over to Westinghouse so that they could start the project. That's why Tesla made no money off of that and Westinghouse made a fortune.

Tesla was really some kind of guy.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 06:48 PM (rZ+mb)

In fairness, wasn't Westinghouse's hand forced by J.P. Morgan, who had invested in Edison's scheme first and when Morgan realized Tesla's method worked much better, basically used the Lawfare of the day to beat Westinghouse down?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 19, 2017 06:51 PM (ujg0T)

207 instead of laying awake pondering the third dimension of measurement.

"lying" awake. "Lay" is transitive.

... Carry on ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 06:52 PM (rZ+mb)

208 Edison invented DC. Tesla invented AC.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 06:37 PM (Ckg4U)

I don't know if it's accurate to say either "invented" their respective type of electrical current. Tesla did invent the three-phase AC system we still use today.

I think it would be quite accurate to say: "Edison promoted DC power generation and distribution; Tesla promoted AC power generation and distribution."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2017 06:52 PM (EkNES)

209 "Sadly, the few narratives of Nork defectors I've come across suggest that the Kim dynasty have more or less driven the Norks insane. It'll take at least two generations to undo the damage."

That's at least twice as fast as the American Left will recover.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 06:52 PM (O4wiF)

210 Had a work and golf buddy who had done a UN job in New Guinea.

The structures are all elevated, lightly built (5 inches of rain a day, or whatever).

He said their offices had escape hatches built into the floor, with pre-planned escape routes out the back of the compound, in case the perimeter was penetrated. Armed guards would switch sides for $$, or be killed. Lovely place!

Ghost Mountain Boys, so-so book as far as the writing, but a good account of the horrendous experience of a MN nat'l guard unit that was fighting the Japanese on the trail over the Owen Stanleys.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2017 06:52 PM (QDnY+)

211 158 Terry Moran also said after The Chocolate Wonder's first coronation, that not since George Washington was the Oval Office a step down for a president.

Obama would have continued to be a nobody if not for the fact his opponent had to drop out of the race way back when.

What could he have possibly achieved that made the Oval Office a step down? What? Gave pretty speeches? Other presidents went to war & fought & served. Obama organized.

That just riles me. Terry Moran is a douche.

Posted by: George Washington at September 19, 2017 06:52 PM (Ae45Z)

212 177 174. Those are south Korean. Norks don't approve of kpop.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 06:45 PM (fA1SL)

The Norks don't approve of much of anything, besides worship of whichever Kim is in charge.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

213 re 193.... " Because black people are getting killed and no one is going to jail"... excusable ignorance for an 8 year old... for SJWs and their Lib enablers and financiers, not so much...

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 06:53 PM (zSVEm)

214 In fairness, wasn't Westinghouse's hand forced by J.P. Morgan, who had invested in Edison's scheme first and when Morgan realized Tesla's method worked much better, basically used the Lawfare of the day to beat Westinghouse down?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 19, 2017 06:51 PM (ujg0T)

Yes. ANd Westinghouse didn't ask Tesla to sign over anything. Tesla just did it because he cared more about AC and his inventions than about money.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 06:53 PM (rZ+mb)

215 Doesn't Terry Moran's retarded brother write for PJMedia? ISTR he plays at being a "centrist conservative" by repeating the media's talking points.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 19, 2017 06:53 PM (fVubI)

216 "I don't know if it's accurate to say either "invented" their respective type of electrical current. Tesla did invent the three-phase AC system we still use today.

I think it would be quite accurate to say: "Edison promoted DC power generation and distribution; Tesla promoted AC power generation and distribution.""
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2017 06:52 PM (EkNES)

After I hit *Enter*, I knew someone would call me out.

You are exactly correct.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 06:53 PM (Ckg4U)

217 I think we should all begin to cheer for deranged dictators that hold their people hostage.

Yes, I'm here to endorse the Democratic Governors Conference.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 19, 2017 06:54 PM (F0ZHr)

218 I think it would be right to say Tesla invented AC. AFIK, alternating current is not found in nature while direct current is.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 06:54 PM (LTHVh)

219 So... Edison and Tesla started AC/DC.... did not know that....

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 06:54 PM (zSVEm)

220 I think Tesla's real contribution was figuring out a way to deliver AC power safely to homes. Its tricky stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 06:55 PM (39g3+)

221 You can tell by the way she walks that Michele Obama has a girthy penis.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 06:55 PM (OwwIP)

222 >>>Girth should be in English measurements. Stuff like "pounds" sounds appropriate. And cool.<<<

Girth is measured in... Hands, a traditional British way of measuring horses that's still used in the United States.

Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2017 06:55 PM (z74gh)

223 Didn't Tesla invent the transformer too?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 06:55 PM (LTHVh)

224 158 Terry Moran also said after The Chocolate Wonder's first coronation, that not since George Washington was the Oval Office a step down for a president.

Terry Moran. In Perugia he's a pooper scooper.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 06:40 PM (PY9jH)

I responded to this in the last thread. Of course note that my response is rather polite than just being a contrarian prick excusing liberal excess.

Not that I want to defend the asshole because its pretty clear that so many democrats view the JEF as a Diety in mortal form, but I thought that claim that he said that was debunked?

Or was it that he really is the dipshit that said this and the claim that some other Media asshole said it debunked?

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 06:55 PM (z/Ubi)

225 "So... Edison and Tesla started AC/DC.... did not know that."
-Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 06:54 PM (zSVEm)

They'll Rock You All Night Long.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 06:56 PM (Ckg4U)

226 So the secret of perpetual motion died with Tesla?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 06:56 PM (IqV8l)

227 I'll kick both their polarized little asses.

Posted by: Alessandro Volta at September 19, 2017 06:56 PM (Mouru)

228
The polyphase AC induction motor is Telsa's baby. That is what makes the world go 'round.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 06:57 PM (8O3HH)

229 Tesla's earthquake machine was pretty impressive.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 06:57 PM (LTHVh)

230 "Blacks are getting killed and no one's going to jail."

And "Snitches get stitches." Go figure, little fucking idiot.

Posted by: Dang at September 19, 2017 06:57 PM (RX8uZ)

231 Tesla played a mean lute.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 06:57 PM (OwwIP)

232 Didn't Tesla invent the transformer too?

Yep, and the Japanese cheated him out of the toy money.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 19, 2017 06:57 PM (fVubI)

233 You can tell by the way she walks that Michele Obama has a girthy penis.

Hmmm, doesn't really rhyme ...

Posted by: Barry Gibb at September 19, 2017 06:57 PM (ItysD)

234 Didn't Tesla invent the transformer too?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 06:55 PM (LTHVh)

You're thinking of Michael Bay.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 06:57 PM (Mouru)

235 226.
*in best Sithy voice*
'Ironic - he could save others from entropy, but not himself.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 06:57 PM (fA1SL)

236 I think it would be right to say Tesla invented AC. AFIK, alternating current is not found in nature while direct current is.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 06:54 PM (LTHVh)

But alternating current is the natural output of electricity generating rotary magnets. Once you start generating electricity you naturally run into AC. It's also the natural input to such rotor-based engines.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 06:58 PM (rZ+mb)

237 history channel did a good thing of Ac versus DC ...they basically said one side won cuz lawyers on one side had more resources, promised to bankrupt other side in court ... lawyer scum won the day.

I forget who was the good guy

Posted by: Illiniwek at September 19, 2017 06:58 PM (yKAUL)

238 I invented the microwave oven.

Posted by: Michael Faraday at September 19, 2017 06:58 PM (Mouru)

239 All of the MFM Talking Heads are profoundly silly people.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 06:58 PM (LTHVh)

240 Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 06:55 PM (z/Ubi)

The Newsbusters link says it's true.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 06:58 PM (PY9jH)

241 "Earthquake Machine " was just Tessa's nickname for his dick.

Posted by: Dang at September 19, 2017 06:58 PM (RX8uZ)

242 >> So the secret of perpetual motion died with Tesla?

I think he also invented the 100 mpg carburetor.

"They" know how to make "free energy", but "They" won't let the secret out to make money and keep mankind enslaved to their price gouging and profiteering.

That's how it usually goes with this stuff.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 06:58 PM (8O3HH)

243 So... Edison and Tesla started AC/DC.... did not know that....
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 06:54 PM

Edison was a hell of a bass player. His stylings on Thunderstruck are awesome.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2017 06:59 PM (lExSW)

244 The MSM should station reporters in North Korea, you know just so we won't bomb them.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 19, 2017 06:59 PM (6Ll1u)

245 apropos of nothing, Donovan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AUEjzVQwKo

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 06:59 PM (k1TUh)

246 Dang

Tesla was a virgin until very late in life.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 06:59 PM (hyuyC)

247 "Blacks are getting killed and no one's going to jail."

What? Don't look over here.

Posted by: Chicago at September 19, 2017 06:59 PM (eIQHF)

248 Girth is measured in... Hands, a traditional British way of measuring horses that's still used in the United States.

But not for that part of the horse! lol

Posted by: Sea Biscuit at September 19, 2017 07:00 PM (Ae45Z)

249 >>Girth is measured in... Hands, a traditional British way of measuring horses that's still used in the United States.

Egyptian

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 07:00 PM (/tuJf)

250 >>Girth is measured in... Hands, a traditional British way of measuring horses that's still used in the United States.

They'll only be measuring horse cock by hand until the robots take over.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 07:00 PM (OwwIP)

251 Terry Moran thought Washington was a great president until someone told him George owned slaves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 19, 2017 07:00 PM (PY9jH)

252 246. Dude was a genius, blessed by Almighty Kek, Whose generosity was too much for him.
Nikola had the chrism of the tism.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 07:01 PM (fA1SL)

253 I learned a lot of stuff about the different currents... by peeing on an electric fence at the instigation of Loki, my jokester uncle.... it hurt... and by shocking worms using an extension cord with a copper wire inserted.. same uncle... it hurt differently...

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 07:01 PM (zSVEm)

254 Too many isms.

Posted by: George W. Bush at September 19, 2017 07:01 PM (IqV8l)

255 "So the secret of perpetual motion died with Tesla?"
-Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 06:56 PM (IqV8l)

No such thing as "Free Energy". He did say that "If you want to find the Secrets of the Universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration."

Harmonics and Resonance came from many of his experiments done in Edison's lab.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 07:01 PM (Ckg4U)

256 223 Didn't Tesla invent the transformer too?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 06:55 PM (LTHVh)

I invented Transformers! Telsa invented those faggy Gobots.

Posted by: Zombie Thomas Edison at September 19, 2017 07:02 PM (ANIFC)

257 ABCNews' Chief Foreign Correspondent Terry Moran

I wonder if he's got a trench coat? And a fedora.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2017 07:02 PM (O5Q3r)

258 "Tesla was a virgin until very late in life."

Then he invented the cattle prod.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 07:02 PM (O4wiF)

259 Words are now a crime to left since they have to argument.

Posted by: ryukyu at September 19, 2017 07:02 PM (12Vsr)

260 >>>BTW, I don't know who came up with "girthy penis" but I think it was a commenter and it's hilarious.

I saw "girly penis" and thought, oh, trannies again.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 07:02 PM (Id9+8)

261 In response, Moran freaked out: "The words 'totally destroying' a nation of 25 million people, that borders on the threat of committing a war crime."

The problem with North Korea, is that its full of North Koreans.

Posted by: Trump I Scalpweasel at September 19, 2017 07:02 PM (Mouru)

262 TBF: If The Left didn't have *double* standards, it would have no standards at all.

Posted by: ibguy at September 19, 2017 07:02 PM (vUcdz)

263 >>Hmmm, doesn't really rhyme ...
Posted by: Barry Gibb at September 19, 2017 06:57 PM (ItysD)

'You can tell by the way she walk,
that's no woman - man
(she) got a girthy cock'

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 07:02 PM (OwwIP)

264 Too many jisms...

Posted by: Peep Show Janitor at September 19, 2017 07:03 PM (RX8uZ)

265 If you haven't seen the legendary Oatmeal cartoon about Nikola Tesla, check it out:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 07:03 PM (sdi6R)

266
It wasn't until JFK began preparations for evacuating NYC and Washington, DC that Nikita Khrushchev picked up the hot line and defused the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Chess games are quite structured. Trump has structure in this.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 19, 2017 07:03 PM (EgwCt)

267 >>"If you want to find the Secrets of the Universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration."

That's not a bad pickup line...

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2017 07:03 PM (OwwIP)

268 t was okay for Obama to talk about destroying North Korea because everyone knew he didn't mean it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 07:04 PM (Mouru)

269 IIRC, with DC you couldn't be more than three miles from the generator. So Tesla's invention of AC changed the World. But Westinghouse made all the money on it, and Tesla died broke.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 06:39 PM (cAXIk)

Aren't those generators, at Niagara Falls, still in operation?

Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 07:04 PM (AHcCm)

270 So, the Beachboys grasped universal secrets...

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 07:04 PM (zSVEm)

271 "The problem with North Korea, is that its full of North Koreans."

A Puerto Rican told me exactly the same thing about his country. Except he said "fucking Puerto Ricans".

Posted by: Meremortal at September 19, 2017 07:05 PM (O4wiF)

272 270. That's why they had to die.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 07:05 PM (fA1SL)

273 . it hurt differently..."

Your uncle got you to shock your worm with an extension cord and a copper wire? Yikes!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 07:05 PM (k1TUh)

274 >>So, the Beachboys grasped universal secrets...

Well Brian Wilson is an alien so yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2017 07:05 PM (/tuJf)

275 There's a terrific series called The Men Who Built America on netflix that has a great section on Edison (and Tesla). Shows them as brilliant, flawed, but interesting men who got things done.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 07:06 PM (39g3+)

276 DC is actually more efficient. We just had to have the fan motor on our 10 year old furnace replaced. It was a D/C motor which I was unaware of. The good news. Being more efficient The DC motor takes 1/3 of the energy of the old A/C motors so your electric bill is less. The bad news, it's about 2/3 more expensive for that motor.

So much for the savings.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2017 07:07 PM (lExSW)

277 I saw "girly penis" and thought, oh, trannies again.

Well, some people are using "girthly" instead of "girthy".

So maybe that's girth plus girly = girthly.

Posted by: Websters Dictionary at September 19, 2017 07:07 PM (Ae45Z)

278 Anchor bimbo on Fox just said "Islam IS a religion of peace."

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that baby.

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 07:07 PM (aT+Bx)

279 An opinion from that world renowned international law expert Terry Moran? What he has no training in law much less international law. Wonder what he thinks of Hillary's behavior as secretary of state? Any crimes there, Terry?

Posted by: Locke Common at September 19, 2017 07:08 PM (IfokU)

280 229
Tesla's earthquake machine was pretty impressive.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 06:57 PM (LTHVh)

The Bush family stole my hurricane machine patent.

Posted by: Zombie Tesla at September 19, 2017 07:08 PM (12AHt)

281
Squeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Terry Moran, Tongue Pointed, Fingers Bent at September 19, 2017 07:08 PM (6KuDG)

282 Obama's comment was a war misdemeanor.

Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2017 07:08 PM (Mjus2)

283 278 Anchor bimbo on Fox just said "Islam IS a religion of peace."

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that baby.

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 07:07 PM (aT+Bx)

Ask her if she'd rather be in the center of 100 Christian men or 100 Muslim men.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 07:09 PM (z/Ubi)

284 Aren't those generators, at Niagara Falls, still in operation?
Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 07:04 PM (AHcCm)

Niagara Falls! Slooowly I turned...

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 07:10 PM (ANIFC)

285 I can't figure out where that ROP crap came from. Muslims don't claim to be a religion of peace, why do people keep saying it? I mean NOW they do, based on their doctrine of lying to spread the faith, but they never did in the past.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 07:10 PM (39g3+)

286 Ask her if she'd rather be in the center of 100 Christian men or 100 Muslim men.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2017 07:09 PM (z/Ubi)

BINGO!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 19, 2017 07:10 PM (Id9+8)

287 278 Anchor bimbo on Fox just said "Islam IS a religion of peace."

Oohhhkkayy.

Islam is a religion of piece. As, they will blow you into pieces. Or cut you into pieces. It's all about piece.

Posted by: Winston Churchill at September 19, 2017 07:11 PM (Ae45Z)

288 Obama's steely toughness and girthy penis
.............

pencils have girth?

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2017 07:11 PM (HgMAr)

289 Anchor bimbo on Fox just said "Islam IS a religion of peace."

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that baby.

I'm sure this comes from decades of academic study of the koran, history and islamic cultures.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 07:11 PM (Mouru)

290 Caldonia, Caldonia! What makes your big head so hard??

Posted by: some jump blues man at September 19, 2017 07:11 PM (qV5PD)

291 There's a terrific series called The Men Who Built America on netflix that has a great section on Edison (and Tesla). Shows them as brilliant, flawed, but interesting men who got things done.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 07:06 PM (39g3+)
********************************

Yes, the whole series.

Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 07:12 PM (AHcCm)

292 I can't figure out where that ROP crap came from. Muslims don't claim to be a religion of peace, why do people keep saying it?

As a Methodist George W had special insight into islam, or something.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 07:12 PM (Mouru)

293 These pussies will be the first against the wall when shit hits the fan.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2017 07:13 PM (aMlLZ)

294 283 278 Anchor bimbo on Fox just said "Islam IS a religion of peace."

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that baby.

Come talk to me.

You forget rape. Peace and rape. Women, goats, little boys & girls.

Posted by: Lara Logan at September 19, 2017 07:13 PM (Ae45Z)

295 "One of the kids asked me if I saw (people) protesting and rioting in St. Louis. I said yes; I said, 'Do you know why they are doing it?'" said Coach Orlando Gooden.

Coach Gooden said his player responded, "Because black people are getting killed and nobody's going to jail."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Future Dindus of America.

This Stockley case may be a lousy verdict given all the circumstantial evidence against him. Still this little sh*tster is too dumb to realize that the only time he should be outraged is when *innocent* people are being killed and nobody's going to jail.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2017 07:13 PM (/qEW2)

296 Thread needs some car chases or something.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 07:13 PM (uqdlV)

297 So the secret of perpetual motion died with Tesla?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 06:56 PM (IqV8l)

Ummmm........Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 19, 2017 07:14 PM (5VlCp)

298 Mandarin word of the day: 'baizuo'.

Baizuo - college educated white shitlib what lives for virtue signalling and affected concern with what are neurotic distillations of 1st World non-problems.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 07:14 PM (fA1SL)

299 Girthy penis?

You rang?

Posted by: Sonobi 'Big Swinging Girthy Penis of the Internet Universe' at September 19, 2017 07:14 PM (dCikz)

300 Anchor bimbo on Fox just said "Islam IS a religion of peace."

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that baby.

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 07:07 PM (aT+Bx)

Ask her if she's up for the clitorectomy.

Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 07:14 PM (AHcCm)

301
As a Methodist George W had special insight into islam, or something.
---

Yep, we can blame that meme on GW.

On the positive side, I don't defend him any more either. Or Sessions.

/on the other hand, Nixon is looking pretty good these days...

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 07:15 PM (aT+Bx)

302 I slowly started to respect Martha McCallum until she started apologizing for the "Not All Muslims" -cause.

She has to know people, (women), who tried to escape that oppressive bag of horse-shit.

If the Muzzies come-a-callin', they'll be the first to deny their new lifestyle and commit a dagger to her heart.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 07:15 PM (Ckg4U)

303 every word of a Republican is hate and every word of a Democrat is love.
that is how Obama's nuclear destruction is just OK and Trump's destroy is a "war crime" pretzel logic at its best.

Posted by: arbitrary turn back at September 19, 2017 07:15 PM (8RQER)

304 Last month DNC media: Trump is literally Hitler and wont defend our allies.

Today DNC media: Trump is literally Hitler for saying he will defend our allies just as all other Presidents have done.

Posted by: wodun at September 19, 2017 07:15 PM (lFga6)

305 This is off topic, but related to earlier thread topics... When I play " Black Betty"... a favorite bumper tune of mine, should I feel bad???... Do I have to turn myself in to the local college's HR?

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 07:16 PM (zSVEm)

306 >>>got his dick three and a half deep in your mouth.

So, hair deep.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 19, 2017 07:16 PM (EUMr7)

307 The difference is that they knew President Obama had no intention of doing anything about the Norks while President Trump is ready to squash "Rocket Man" like a bug.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 19, 2017 07:16 PM (5Yee7)

308 296 Thread needs some car chases or something.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 07:13 PM (uqdlV)

---

yeah...no

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 07:16 PM (s5Kql)

309 J. Wilson wrote a good 30-page order analyzing the evidence in great detail. Anybody read it? Nah!

He 's a good lawyer. Decision is persuasive, imo.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 07:17 PM (uqdlV)

310 I'm not sure Fat Boy can take one more session from his boyfriend Dennis Rodman and live.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 19, 2017 07:17 PM (6Ll1u)

311 Heya Slap.

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 07:17 PM (s5Kql)

312 300

Anchor bimbo on Fox just said "Islam IS a religion of peace."

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that baby.

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 07:07 PM (aT+Bx)

Ask her if she's up for the clitorectomy.
Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 07:14 PM (AHcCm)

ALL evidence to the contrary... mock, then ignore her... she is a fool...

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 07:17 PM (zSVEm)

313 292 I can't figure out where that ROP crap came from. Muslims don't claim to be a religion of peace, why do people keep saying it?

B/c we tell them what to think. And people are stupid & believe us. And we are stupid too. Also cowardly & don't care about Americans.

Posted by: Media & Politicians at September 19, 2017 07:17 PM (Ae45Z)

314 It's different because- shut up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 07:17 PM (rb1zT)

315 Anchor bimbo on Fox just said "Islam IS a religion of peace."

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that baby.

Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 07:07 PM (aT+Bx)

She said it because that peckerhead looking appeasement jerkoff that was pearl clutching over trump's speech claimed Bush never mentioned Islamic terrorism , and always called it a religion of peace. She basically said there could be both, some peaceful, some terrorist.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2017 07:17 PM (aMlLZ)

316 on the other hand, Nixon is looking pretty good these days...
Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 07:15 PM (aT+Bx)

So is Pinochet.

I'm gonna make a t-shirt that says "who will be the Democrats' Ceaucescu?" and see if anybody gets it. Kinda doubt it.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 07:18 PM (2QnUt)

317 Howdy, lowercase SMFH!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 07:18 PM (Ckg4U)

318 Has Sir Elton John bitched about Trump's use of 'Rocketman'?

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 07:18 PM (ANIFC)

319 Hi Country Boy.

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 07:18 PM (s5Kql)

320 I'm gonna make a t-shirt that says "who will be the Democrats' Ceaucescu?" and see if anybody gets it. Kinda doubt it.

Cool. I can hang with that.

Posted by: Clara Petacci at September 19, 2017 07:19 PM (Mouru)

321 Yeah, didn't feel like capitalizing.

Sue me.

Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 07:19 PM (s5Kql)

322 There are high voltage DC transmission lines that go hundreds of miles.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 07:20 PM (BoMuO)

323 316. That's Nicolae 'Puppy' Ceaucescu.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 07:20 PM (fA1SL)

324 296 Thread needs some car chases or something.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 07:13 PM (uqdlV)

---

yeah...no
Posted by: smfh at September 19, 2017 07:16 PM (s5Kql)

ROADTRIP!!!!! : )

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 07:20 PM (2QnUt)

325 OT but i think we should cut California loose. build the wall on the CA border.

Posted by: vivi at September 19, 2017 07:20 PM (11H2y)

326 The prosecutor in the Missouri case overcharged, for the same reason that Roger Goodall was so heavyhanded with Ezekiel Elliott. Both were scared that they would be denounced in the press if they didn't go for the maximum charge and maximum penalty, so they went for it even while knowing that the evidence didn't support what they were doing, and that it would fall apart once it actually got to court.

But this way they can both say "hey, don't blame me, I tried!!! Blame those other fuddy duddy legal guys!!!"

And that's what "responsible" prosecution has come to in America today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (k1TUh)

327 Hey young lady.

Posted by: Country Boy - CenTexMoMee AmbASSador at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (2QnUt)

328 Low speed crushing cars in tanks?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (rb1zT)

329 Has Sir Elton John bitched about Trump's use of 'Rocketman'?

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 07:18 PM (ANIFC)

He might (?) have the better sense not to ... since Elton John was certainly not even close to the first guy to use the term "rocket man".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (rZ+mb)

330 Islam is a religion of pieces.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (BoMuO)

331 She basically said there could be both, some peaceful, some terrorist.

Well that is true, there are some peaceful, useful members of society who are Muslim. If they were all like that, nobody would mind the wailing "call to worship" over the loudspeakers in NYC and London.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (39g3+)

332 Shaft - a limerick

Unless one should think I'm not worthy
(Please excuse if my language is earthy)
My toughness is real
My resolve is like steel
And my penis is decidedly girthy!!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (wPiJc)

333 No lawsuits to follow, darlin'.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (Ckg4U)

334 "Islam is a religion of peace."

Stupidest words that ever came out of George Bush's mouth

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (ghofu)

335 gNewt

I admire you for just throwing out a comment this afternoon reading, in its entirety, "Annette Haven."

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (uqdlV)

336 Peaceful Muslims are not Muslim Muslims.... just go along to get along posers... for the time being.

Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (zSVEm)

337 On this religion of peace thing. Name a religion that espouses that it's adherents are per se superior to non-believers, who can and should be subjugated and even raped and killed.

One of the false notions of Islam is that believers are superior to non-believers. This is belied by facts on the ground, where the reality is inescapable that without the West, Muslims in the Middle East would have nothing but their camels and goats. So cognitive dissonance. And Israel is a thorn in their side reminder.

Fundamentalist Islam is also fantastic at attracting and militarizing disaffected, sexually frustrated, moronic young men, of which there are plenty in the Middle East

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (cAXIk)

338 on the other hand, Nixon is looking pretty good these days...
Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2017 07:15 PM (aT+Bx)
********************

The worst thing he did was to create all those alphabet agencies.

Later, he said if he knew how they would abuse their authority he would have never done it.

Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 07:22 PM (AHcCm)

339 325 OT but i think we should cut California loose. build the wall on the CA border.

Posted by: vivi at September 19, 2017 07:20 PM (11H2y)

Might as well, obviously we can't count on the San Andreas Fault.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 19, 2017 07:22 PM (dCikz)

340 Has Sir Elton John bitched about Trump's use of 'Rocketman'?
Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 07:18 PM (ANIFC)

Elton has agreed to compromise by allowing Trump to call Phat Boy either "Honky Cat" or "Jamaica Jerk-off"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 07:22 PM (Mouru)

341 Servo

What would you have charged?

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 07:22 PM (uqdlV)

342 Islam is a religion of pees.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 07:23 PM (rZ+mb)

343 334 "Islam is a religion of peace."

Stupidest words that ever came out of George Bush's mouth
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (ghofu)

For the sake of accuracy, what he said was "islam means peace." Which was very stupid in and of itself. islam means submission.

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 07:23 PM (ANIFC)

344 Annette Haven.

My first porn crush, when she was turning MILFy.

Teacher fantasy.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2017 07:23 PM (cAXIk)

345 344

U have good taste.

Posted by: mnw at September 19, 2017 07:23 PM (uqdlV)

346 ..."But this way they can both say "hey, don't blame me, I tried!!! Blame those other fuddy duddy legal guys!!!"

And that's what "responsible" prosecution has come to in America today."
-Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (k1TUh)

That is exactly what happened. The Obama-Enraged, Race-Baiting, Aggrieved Class decided that Judicial Process wasn't enough.

They had to break and burn their neighborhood.

They have the Right to Remain Silent. I suggest they use it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 07:24 PM (Ckg4U)

347 Islam is a religion of:
1. pay up
2.it's mine or you die.

Posted by: gNewt - Imperialism is the answer at September 19, 2017 07:25 PM (AHcCm)

348 "Islam is a religion of peace."

Stupidest words that ever came out of George Bush's mouth

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (ghofu)

No kidding, that was weapons grade stupid. That religion has 1300 years of blood on its hands and was never stopped through peaceful means. It needs to be removed from the fucking planet.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2017 07:25 PM (aMlLZ)

349 The Italicans have landed

NOOD

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 19, 2017 07:25 PM (Mouru)

350 My first porn crush, when she was turning MILFy.

Barely.

In any case, as far as 'war crimes' go, this media bunghole should understand that some of us would not 'border' on anything.

Posted by: JEM at September 19, 2017 07:26 PM (TppKb)

351 She basically said there could be both, some peaceful, some terrorist.

Yeah ... but not really. islam demands control of the whole world and charges its cannon fodder followers to do everything in their power to bring that about. That's pretty much all islam is about ... and there ain't no peace anywhere there.

islam is about exactly what it's named for: "submission".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 07:26 PM (rZ+mb)

352 348. So, is that 'REMOVE KEBAB,' or 'off-world colonies'?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 19, 2017 07:26 PM (fA1SL)

353
"girthy penis"
Fucking light weight.
To this day.
Thursday at that Tijuana whorehouse I visited is stilled called "noche del puma".

Posted by: Dick Cheney at September 19, 2017 07:27 PM (t6XCL)

354 >>> "Islam is a religion of peace."<<<

I thought Islam is the religion of chick peas.

Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2017 07:27 PM (z74gh)

355
islam is about exactly what it's named for: "submission".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 07:26 PM (rZ+mb)

Does Islam mean 'submission'?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 19, 2017 07:27 PM (dCikz)

356 Shaft - a limerick

Unless one should think I'm not worthy
(Please excuse if my language is earthy)
My toughness is real
My resolve is like steel
And my penis is decidedly girthy!!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 19, 2017 07:21 PM (wPiJc)

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why AOSHQ gets hundreds of comments on almost every post and Legal Insurrection doesn't.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at September 19, 2017 07:27 PM (T71PA)

357 For the sake of accuracy, what he said was "islam means peace." Which was very stupid in and of itself. islam means submission.

Posted by: josephistan at September 19, 2017 07:23 PM (ANIFC)

He actually thought it means peace??? I thought he quit drinking.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2017 07:27 PM (aMlLZ)

358
For an example of DC transmission line, see the Pacific Intertie. DC can be the most efficient, but the trouble was changing voltages and other things that make it ridiculously expensive and inefficient. Rectification and Inversion technology.

Things have changed. It's still expensive and complicated, but can be cost effective now.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 19, 2017 07:27 PM (8O3HH)

359 I'm gonna make a t-shirt that says "who will be the Democrats' Ceaucescu?" and see if anybody gets it. Kinda doubt it.

Cool. I can hang with that.

Posted by: Clara Petacci at September 19, 2017 07:19 PM (Mouru)

You're a bad bad man.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2017 07:28 PM (LTHVh)

360 So if President Trump has a sharp crease in his pants that is a sign of his evil why exactly?

I am going to guess it is because he unconsciously wants to slice the throats of babies three days AFTER they are born instead of three days BEFORE birth when it is perfectly okay.

Posted by: JB1000, EAJ at September 19, 2017 07:29 PM (3acYM)

361 Does Islam mean 'submission'?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 19, 2017 07:27 PM (dCikz)

Yes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 07:29 PM (rZ+mb)

362 361 Does Islam mean 'submission'?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 19, 2017 07:27 PM (dCikz)

Yes.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 19, 2017 07:29 PM (rZ+mb)

Thanks.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 19, 2017 07:29 PM (dCikz)

363 I saw my first Blade Runner commercial on antenna TV last night, the future is coming.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 19, 2017 07:30 PM (6Ll1u)

364 "She said it because that peckerhead looking
appeasement jerkoff that was pearl clutching over trump's speech claimed
Bush never mentioned Islamic terrorism , and always called it a
religion of peace. She basically said there could be both, some
peaceful, some terrorist.

Posted by: Berserker-
That was Martha?

if she said Religion of Peace I hope she was being a little sarcastic. She seems competent to point out such hypocrisy. I'll have to listen ... I was really warming up to her as being "down with the struggle" to save America First from the leftist cabal.

But being in the middle of cocktail party NY/DC can certainly twist the brain. But the left went so far certifiable commie, a few (even NY/DC) Americans are not so easily conquered ... I hope.

Posted by: Illiniwek at September 19, 2017 07:30 PM (yKAUL)

365 "Bordering on the threat" of a "war crime".

So it's really not a threat, yet it's definitely not a threat about the narrow range of international law that defines war crimes.

I guess that's like "Almost hinting" that a certain foreign correspondent "had intimate relations with his car's stick shift last night at 9:47pm."

Stupid partisan journalists enjoy adding uselessly vague qualifiers to a very specific and serious accusation. It lets them all pretend they've said something profound they nod to and frown thoughtfully about.

Posted by: GalosGann at September 19, 2017 07:30 PM (md1b/)

366 Nood.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2017 07:33 PM (hyuyC)

367 noodluM the innocent

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at September 19, 2017 07:33 PM (mJ8mX)

368 islam means submission.

Yes. Their idea of tolerance is us capitulating to all their demands, and becoming submissive to their ideology.

People here think police & courts will protect them. Well, it didn't work in Europe, and watching how anti-fa is handled
with kid gloves does not give me a lot of hope for us. Muslims are 10 times as radioactive for politicians & police.

Wish people would push on TV. Say yes, peace and submission. Peace & violence. Etc.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla googly at September 19, 2017 07:33 PM (Ae45Z)

369 Trump stood along in the U.N. zoo
Totally alone but for Netanyahu
Bile flowed down-he was not Obama
He totally enraged all the media piranhas

He's Trump, he's Trump
He's in their heads
He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump
They want him dead

Trump lingered on in words and phrase
And what the MSM said was surely crazy and insane
Small things so sad they couldn't even see
That Trump was kicking ass on MSNBC

He's Trump, he's Trump
He's in their heads
He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump
They want him dead

Trump spoke long and right from the heart
While they hissed and crumbled into parts
Trump sent a message between the tweets
Trolling CNN at supersonic speed

He's Trump, he's Trump
He's in their head
He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump
They want him dead

Posted by: president of the united states at September 19, 2017 07:35 PM (ALDN3)

370 Trump's Venezuela quote goes right up there with some of Reagan's

I absolutely love it

Posted by: PMRich at September 19, 2017 07:36 PM (w5Qj0)

371
Well that is true, there are some peaceful, useful members of society who are Muslim. If they were all like that, nobody would mind the wailing "call to worship" over the loudspeakers in NYC and London.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Mostly peaceful annoyances.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2017 07:51 PM (IqV8l)

372 370 Trump's Venezuela quote goes right up there with some of Reagan's

I absolutely love it
Posted by: PMRich at September 19, 2017 07:36 PM (w5Qj0)

That was pure awesomesauce, and as someone pointed out, Reagan is smiling down from Heaven.

Now if only we had a major political party that routinely denounced socialism in all its forms.

Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2017 08:02 PM (sdi6R)

373 well, 2cents, Caledonia -- Robin Trower

Posted by: micky at September 19, 2017 08:09 PM (dF9Lb)

374

"Now if only we had a major political party that routinely denounced socialism in all its forms."

That is not who we are as a people,, as a country, as a nation, as a continent, as a...populace....as a...did I say people? Yeah, as a people, as a state, as a country, as a group of people...as a collection of people living in one country.

Thank you,

Rep. Paul "Eddie Fuckhead" Ryan

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at September 19, 2017 08:26 PM (AASEZ)

375 The Democrats aren't even worth quoting; they were indistinguishable from America's enemies--except the Commies were more honest: "We didn't know if we were listening to President Reagan in 1982 or to President Trump in 2017,"

Why, thank you, Communist Toady!

You losers tried Peace Through Weakness for eight long years and your Boyfriend left the world in flames. Enough!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 19, 2017 09:28 PM (Ndje9)

376 During the Civil War, "seeing the elephant" was slang among the troops for having seen combat. This was in an era when almost every American knew what an elephant was, but very few had actually ever seen one.

Imagine applying this phrase to President Trump... we all know who he is, but relatively few of us have seen him in person. Imagine about a million people going to D.C. to "See the Elephant". That would pretty much let The Elephant know who his masters were, should anyone try to confuse him on that.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 19, 2017 10:26 PM (4hIeD)

377 302
I slowly started to respect Martha McCallum until she started apologizing for the "Not All Muslims" -cause.

She has to know people, (women), who tried to escape that oppressive bag of horse-shit.

If the Muzzies come-a-callin', they'll be the first to deny their new lifestyle and commit a dagger to her heart.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 19, 2017 07:15 PM (Ckg4U)

Islam IS the religion of peace, or to be more accurate, if you are a female, you are a PIECE, as in a piece of ass, something to be owned.

Often, worth more than a goat. How does it feel to be usually more valuable than a goat, Martha?

Do you understand yet?

Posted by: common man at September 20, 2017 03:01 PM (UsCnO)

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