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In Clinton's universe, everyone is to blame but her. She is very much like Richard Nixon who said of the Watergate scandal that forced his resignation as president, "I accept the responsibility, but not the blame."She offered a new(ish) reason today -- well, really just a specification of the general category of "sexism." See, being a woman, her enormous professional success -- you know, Whitewater, cattle futures, riding her husband's coattails while he was riding a brunette -- was what made her unlikeable.
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She left out that God doesn't like her.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 06:56 PM (LTHVh) 2
I'd have hit Lady Thatcher.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 06:57 PM (LTHVh) 3
Trifecta?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 06:57 PM (LTHVh) 4
Jessss!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 06:57 PM (LTHVh) 5
Western Civilization is responsible for the rise of Sonobism.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2017 06:57 PM (ctuyM) 6
It's like I'm the last living cell in a dead body.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 06:58 PM (LTHVh) Posted by: Don Q. at September 13, 2017 06:58 PM (NgKpN) 8
She's gonna overheat that blamethrower
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 06:58 PM (39g3+) 9
She takes just like a woman
Yes she does, She blames just like a woman Yes she does, She hates just like a woman But she blames just like a little girl Posted by: Boob Dylan at September 13, 2017 06:58 PM (/tuJf) 10
they forgot the Deplorables...
Posted by: Don Q. at September 13, 2017 06:59 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2017 06:59 PM (Mouru) 12
"Hillary Clinton: "The more professionally successful a woman becomes, the less likable she is."
If Sarah Palin had 25 more IQ points, she would have been in the Trump lane before there was a Trump lane and she'd have been POTUS in 2012. Posted by: Ignoramus at September 13, 2017 07:00 PM (SIY7D) 13
Previous thread I linked the Free Beacon with Huckabee Sanders response to the question about the false information in Hillary's book. "Every time she blamed someone for her loss that isn't her."
Posted by: Buzzion at September 13, 2017 07:00 PM (HKRyF) 14
"The more professionally successful a woman becomes, the less likable she is."
Ha ha hahaha ha ...! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6g0gDrCUi8 Posted by: stephen patrick morrissey at September 13, 2017 07:00 PM (6FqZa) Posted by: more for the list at September 13, 2017 07:00 PM (MpD8d) 16
Why didn't she blame Godzilla, makes just as much sense.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 13, 2017 07:01 PM (6Ll1u) Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 07:01 PM (LTHVh) 18
It's hard to believe that there were some pathetic wretches who actually stood in line to be sneered over by Her Insistent Bitchiness at a book signing in Manhattan today.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2017 07:01 PM (Mouru) 19
Forty three reasons. So far.
She adds a new reason or a new person every day. All except her own incompetent self and the crap policies of the Democrat Party whose biggest draw is the FSA and the SJWs.. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 13, 2017 07:02 PM (mpXpK) 20
15. Kuru. She gots teh kuru.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 07:02 PM (fA1SL) 21
43 only? Did the counter finish the book?
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2017 07:02 PM (ghofu) Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2017 07:02 PM (SIIaG) 23
She also left off "those darn kids" which she'd have "gotten away with it" if they had't caught her
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 07:02 PM (39g3+) 24
18 I had the same pity-reaction to those sad sacks, some of whom rented hotel rooms so they could get there early, but then thought... fuck em.
Posted by: Robert Jenks at September 13, 2017 07:02 PM (VbLoi) 25
44th!
Posted by: FireHorse at September 13, 2017 07:03 PM (zkGZ8) 26
Blame me. I'm the day Hillary was thrown into a van. She's blamed everyone else so why not a date on a calendar?
Posted by: 9/11/16 at September 13, 2017 07:03 PM (bc2Lc) Posted by: ThunderB at September 13, 2017 07:03 PM (P0fia) 28
Grump928, that's cold.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 07:03 PM (6FqZa) 29
I tried turning off my ad blocker. I saw a few ads, but not Sonobi. I feel left out.
Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2017 07:03 PM (sdi6R) 30
Eight months in...do you see Sessions indicting or prosecuting anyone?
Do you see any taxes being lowered? Do you see a wall being built? Do you see any cuts to government spending? Do you see any legislation passed or rescinded? Do you see Obamacare curtailed or hindered? Do you see a stand against anything but the ghost of Hillary Clinton? GOPe...Fuck yay they are this good...we have been fucked again with a different Maskhead...His name is Trump!!! Posted by: Tentotwo at September 13, 2017 07:04 PM (yhf6w) 31
Hillary has always said Michelle Obama is one of the most likable people she knows.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 07:04 PM (0wem/) 32
Come on. Give her a break. She's just a victim of circumstance.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at September 13, 2017 07:04 PM (T71PA) 33
How did she not blame OJ?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 07:04 PM (0wem/) 34
The Dem party is fractured, and so is the Repubs, this should be interesting.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 13, 2017 07:04 PM (6Ll1u) 35
When she was talking about a "vast right wing conspiracy" I had no idea it went as far as the hills of Macedonia.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 07:04 PM (6FqZa) 36
Girl's got more excuses than a sonobi.
Posted by: freakrd at September 13, 2017 07:05 PM (UdKB7) 37
The Dem party is fractured
Honestly I think the Dems are going to purge the Clintonistas soon. They have to. They can't ignore that Hillary is a paranoiac not seen on this earth since Ivan the Dread. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 07:06 PM (6FqZa) 38
No Man Can Defeat 43 Eg.s
Posted by: Cool Hand Hillz at September 13, 2017 07:06 PM (onDmy) 39
Bad taco?
Posted by: Eromero at September 13, 2017 07:06 PM (zLDYs) 40
"Sure, everyone loves a Steve Jobs until you slap some tits and a vagina on him."
Posted by: What Happened, A Saga of Cranial Ischemic Confusion, by Hillary Clinton at September 13, 2017 07:07 PM (Mouru) Posted by: ThunderB at September 13, 2017 07:07 PM (P0fia) 42
The good news...
Hillary Clinton will never be president of the United States... and will most likely die before she ever gets elected to any other office. Can she please just go away? (not to far because she reminds us all never to vote democrat). Posted by: USNtakim at September 13, 2017 07:07 PM (0OmEj) 43
So "you are so likable' is the new insult for professional women?
Not surprising Hillary is the one making up back handed compliments. She has probably been on both ends of the back-of-the-hand distribution. Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 07:07 PM (0wem/) 44
Hilly Vanilly
Posted by: ThunderB at September 13, 2017 07:07 PM (P0fia) 45
The Dem party is fractured, and so is the Repubs, this should be interesting.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September Enough with the Chinese curses. Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 07:07 PM (0wem/) 46
man do I hate that Kate Upton.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 13, 2017 07:07 PM (ILitO) 47
In other Hillary Clinton news, she now says abortion is 'sacrosanct'.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 07:08 PM (6FqZa) 48
Somehow it'll wind up being poor Pajama Boy's fault, too.
Posted by: FireHorse at September 13, 2017 07:08 PM (zkGZ8) 49
Why didn't Ace or the Horde make it?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2017 07:08 PM (nmr2M) 50
IIRC, the Dusky Savior declared her 'Likeable enough'.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 07:08 PM (LTHVh) 51
Forty three reasons. So far.
Here's hoping she gets to forty-five. You know, as in the forty-fifth President of the United States. Posted by: Jim S. at September 13, 2017 07:08 PM (ynUnH) 52
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S NOBODY'S FAULT BUT HERS THAT SHE LOST!
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at September 13, 2017 07:09 PM (JyFLk) 53
Interesting Huma hasn't been named
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2017 07:09 PM (ghofu) Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 07:09 PM (LTHVh) 55
Why didn't Ace or the Horde make it?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob Hillary still trying for platinum membership, and she didn't want to ruffle feathers Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2017 07:09 PM (8ikIW) 56
I call foul on the list. Vladimir Putin and The Russians are really the same thing. So that's 42 reasons.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2017 07:09 PM (Mouru) 57
That screen shot with the list of HRC's excuses is from Fox News, so it can't be true.
Posted by: Sam, Gary's Bankrupt Sugar Momma at September 13, 2017 07:09 PM (qYCgM) 58
Ace got an honorable mention from conservative radio host Seth and Chris on Dennis Prager today. Nice.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2017 07:09 PM (nmr2M) 59
re 30: do you see Ryan and McConnell with a side of McCain..?
people who would rather be the leaders of the losing party than subordinates of the winning party. Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 13, 2017 07:10 PM (ILitO) 60
Here's hoping she gets to forty-five. You know, as in the forty-fifth President of the United States.
Posted by: Jim S. Priceless! Posted by: Infidel at September 13, 2017 07:10 PM (mxS7w) 61
It's hilarious because she's exhibiting traits you see from most women:
1) Refuse to take any responsibility beyond just a vague, general Well Of Course I Take Responsibility, but... 2) Blame everyone else no matter how fucking ridiculous it sounds. 3) KEEP BITCHING ABOUT IT long after it fucking matters. 4) Hold grudges long past what a normal person would do. The last point is really important with Hillary because for decades we've heard the stories about what a vindictive, grudge holding cvnt she is. This confirms those stories 100%. The only thing I'm taking away from this sad display is that I don't ever want a female president in this country...from either party. They're not up to it. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 13, 2017 07:10 PM (4ErVI) 62
54. May you find what you are seeking so earnestly.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 07:10 PM (fA1SL) 63
Why didn't Ace or the Horde make it?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob Hillary is unfamiliar with the dark web. Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 07:10 PM (0wem/) 64
Anthony Weiner!
His sexting forced Jimmy Drama to cover his ass and reopen the Hillary investigation for a hot minute. And, incredible creepyness Posted by: Ignoramus at September 13, 2017 07:10 PM (SIY7D) 65
there's a disturbing article about her at ZeroHedge.
in her book, Clinton seems to think that 1984 is really about brainwashing people to stop using logic and sowing mistrust in those we must rely on and trust the most-- the government and the press. from the post at ZeroHedge: Of course, after reading that passage above, one can only come to one of two conclusions: i) Hillary has never read 1984 (best case) or ii) Hillary's powers of self-delusion are far greater than anyone ever imagined (worst case). http://tinyurl.com/y99khcue Posted by: shibumi at September 13, 2017 07:11 PM (aT+Bx) 66
It's hilarious because she's exhibiting traits you see from most women:
Let's not go there, please. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 07:11 PM (6FqZa) 67
Exactly when, where, and in what profession was Hillary ever a success, based on her own efforts?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2017 07:11 PM (EkNES) 68
"16 Why didn't she blame Godzilla, makes just as much sense."
Well, history shows again and again how nature points up the folly of man. But don't come crying to me, I'm just a metaphor. Posted by: Godzilla at September 13, 2017 07:11 PM (md1b/) 69
Off QB sock
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 13, 2017 07:11 PM (JyFLk) 70
'riding her husbands coattails while he was riding a brunette. Nice Ace. I lol'd
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2017 07:11 PM (nmr2M) 71
in case no one mentioned it, the list in Wood's pic leaves out Trump.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 13, 2017 07:12 PM (ILitO) 72
Dead pool, Hillary or McCain
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 13, 2017 07:12 PM (6Ll1u) Posted by: freeked at September 13, 2017 07:12 PM (UdKB7) 74
Is this why Amber Tamblyn/the left are trying to get James Woods crucified in public sphere of opinion, accusing him of alleged underage propositioning? Because he's funny and makes sacred cows of the left bleed? Pikers.
Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2017 07:12 PM (hvf9s) Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 07:12 PM (0wem/) 76
Why didn't Ace or the Horde make it?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob I'm not disappointed. Grand mal seizure and Tourette's syndrome didn't make the cut either Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2017 07:12 PM (Mouru) 77
Dammit, I've got a problem. That Marie Harf is on Martha, and she's driving me crazy. The FOX makeup people are getting better and better with her (they always make him hotter and hotter with practice). The more stupid she spews, the more I want to ...... I need some kind of intervention. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 07:12 PM (8O3HH) 78
65 there's a disturbing article about her at ZeroHedge.
in her book, Clinton seems to think that 1984 is really about brainwashing people to stop using logic and sowing mistrust in those we must rely on and trust the most-- the government and the press. from the post at ZeroHedge: Of course, after reading that passage above, one can only come to one of two conclusions: i) Hillary has never read 1984 (best case) or ii) Hillary's powers of self-delusion are far greater than anyone ever imagined (worst case). http://tinyurl.com/y99khcue Posted by: shibumi at September 13, 2017 07:11 PM (aT+Bx) iii) She sees herself as a member of the Inner Party. Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2017 07:12 PM (sdi6R) 79
The only thing I'm taking away from this sad display is that I don't ever want a female president in this country...from either party. They're not up to it. --- Oh, I'd take Margaret Thatcher over Barack Obama any day. Or Bill Clinton. Or Jimmy Carter. It's about the right woman, not just a "a woman" or "a man" or "a minority" Posted by: shibumi at September 13, 2017 07:12 PM (aT+Bx) 80
Since I was 8 or 9 years old I was taught to be responsible for my mistakes, to admit them, to own them. And, the sooner, the better.
It is one of life's most essential lessons. Also one of the toughest. Some never learn it. Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2017 07:12 PM (w7KSn) 81
Funny, I didn't see Ben Ghazi or Lady Gaga in that list.
Posted by: Fritz at September 13, 2017 07:13 PM (D0riW) 82
Jeebus, we didn't dodge a bullet, we escaped the blast radius of Tsar Bomba.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2017 07:13 PM (qJtVm) 83
"Why didn't Ace or the Horde make it?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob " I think we are in the "basket". It's sort of like "and the rest" in the Gilligan's Island theme song. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2017 07:13 PM (Mouru) 84
DEBILITATING ALCOHOLISM
NEUROLOGICAL DAMAGE Posted by: more for the list PATHOLOGICAL LYING CLOSEUP PHOTOGRAPHY Posted by: wth at September 13, 2017 07:13 PM (HgMAr) Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2017 07:13 PM (8ikIW) 86
Yeah, Hillary sees 1984 as a manual.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 07:14 PM (0wem/) 87
Personally I would like to see Hillary run against Andrew Cuomo for Gov of NYS next year. If only to see CNN brother Chris Cuomo's head explode.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 13, 2017 07:14 PM (ILitO) 88
"We all have to live with the consequences of our decisions."
If Hillary believed in the Cause as much as she believed in her Divine Right to Be the First Woman President, she'd be drowning in tears over how much she set back the Progressive movement. But it's always about Her. Were I on the Left I'd want her crucified. Posted by: Ignoramus at September 13, 2017 07:14 PM (SIY7D) 89
Suburban women. Didn't see that one coming.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2017 07:14 PM (/tuJf) 90
82 Jeebus, we didn't dodge a bullet, we escaped the blast radius of Tsar Bomba.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2017 07:13 PM (qJtVm) +1000 Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2017 07:14 PM (sdi6R) 91
I'm going to post this again for those who are riddled with "Sonobi".
Download this and rid yourself of scripts that run in the background. http://preview.tinyurl.com/l9p8btv You'll have to learn to "allow" certain scripts. Usually this includes the name of the website, You Tube and Google Video. You'll also have to "allow" anything with a .cdn script to watch videos. I "Temporarily Allow" these scripts and I close them out after I leave the website. On this particular website, (Ace of Spades), "allow" mu.nu to see twitter posts and watch videos. You'll also have to allow "twitter.com" and "tw___,com". Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 13, 2017 07:14 PM (Ckg4U) 92
yankeefifth : not quite. I can't afford to live in the city proper. I live in the county though, near Boulder.
Also not Longmont (I am probably narrowing it down too much). I call this particular town "Boulder Junior". Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 07:14 PM (6FqZa) 93
DEBILITATING ALCOHOLISM
NEUROLOGICAL DAMAGE Posted by: more for the list PATHOLOGICAL LYING CLOSEUP PHOTOGRAPHY Posted by: wth MALIGNANT NARCISSIST SOCIOPATH /with a vagina! Posted by: shibumi at September 13, 2017 07:14 PM (aT+Bx) 94
Did she include the Secret Service tossing her into a van like they're farmers throwing hay bales.
Posted by: buzzion at September 13, 2017 07:14 PM (z/Ubi) 95
The safe bet is that McCain goes first but I can't rule out Hillary. There is an outside chance Bill "iwantahummer"beats them both.
Posted by: USNtakim at September 13, 2017 07:14 PM (0OmEj) 96
82. We bought time. TGE bought us time. That's reason enough to be grateful and to support him.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 07:14 PM (fA1SL) 97
I'm pretty sure it was the Wa Wolf trebuchet that finished her off.
Posted by: ShainS at September 13, 2017 07:15 PM (ePtg1) 98
or Hill can run to take Gillibrand's seat in the Senate, since being a US senator is a good place to run a presidential campaign from.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 13, 2017 07:15 PM (ILitO) 99
85 Why didn't she blame Godzilla,
GODZIRRRRAAAAA Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2017 07:13 PM (8ikIW) Thats is so racist. Rearry. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2017 07:15 PM (nmr2M) Posted by: E.T. at September 13, 2017 07:15 PM (P1GJy) 101
Exactly when, where, and in what profession was Hillary ever a success,
Grifter based on her own efforts? Ok, socio-pathic demon attached to a Grifter like a remora. Posted by: DaveA at September 13, 2017 07:15 PM (FhXTo) 102
yankeefifth : not quite. I can't afford to live in the city proper. I live in the county though, near Boulder.
Also not Longmont (I am probably narrowing it down too much). I call this particular town "Boulder Junior". Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September Interesting. Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 07:15 PM (0wem/) 103
Douglas Adams stopped at 42, but Hillary! Persisted.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2017 07:15 PM (lZ9yI) 104
It's hard to believe that there were some pathetic wretches who actually stood in line to be sneered over by Her Insistent Bitchiness at a book signing in Manhattan today.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2017 07:01 PM (Mouru) Hey, those Soros-hired bums and bag ladies made out like bandits. Shower, meal, new clothes, plus money and booze. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2017 07:15 PM (EkNES) 105
71 in case no one mentioned it, the list in Wood's pic leaves out Trump.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 13, 2017 07:12 PM (ILitO) Has she explicitly blamed Trump? I think in her mind it's because Trump is a stooge of the Russians so he really had nothing to do with it beyond just being a tool of a foreign power to bring down Queen Hillary. The best thing that could happen is for people to quit humoring the old hag. It's like when you decide to annoy fellow family members by getting Grandpa to rant and rave about some bullshit no one wants to hear about because he's old and rants and raves. The media are likely moving into elder abuse at this point by keeping Hillary going. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 13, 2017 07:15 PM (4ErVI) 106
The underlined space above, of course should include the letters i, m and g.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 13, 2017 07:15 PM (Ckg4U) 107
Since I was 8 or 9 years old I was taught to be responsible for my mistakes, to admit them, to own them. And, the sooner, the better.
It is one of life's most essential lessons. Also one of the toughest. Some never learn it. In fairness, this is a woman who first learned, at the age of 50, that even the cleaning lady is a person too, worthy of respect. The scary part was that, having realized this, she rushed out to the media to instruct us on this point, because, obviously, if the smartest woman in the world just figured this out, the rest of us shaved apes had no chance of discovering it. Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 07:15 PM (LTHVh) 108
If you think "What Happened" is as bad as it can get, think again. Hillary will need to continue writing books to support her alcohol addiction, now that she'll never be able to raid the US Treasury from the White House.
Next year we'll probably get "Alternate Nostril Breathing Yoga Techniques for Woke Women" from her. (And if she bought into the crap that breathing through alternate nostrils directs oxygen to alternate sides of the brain, Hillary is even dumber than we expected. Calling her dumb as a post would be an understatement.) Posted by: Gref at September 13, 2017 07:15 PM (AMIL/) 109
If I become president, it's as if all women become president through me. We TheHillogians call this vicarious empowerment.
Posted by: Rev. Hillary Clinton at September 13, 2017 07:16 PM (/qEW2) 110
did she mention getting schlonged thanks to Wiener?
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 13, 2017 07:16 PM (ILitO) Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 07:16 PM (zj1+z) 112
Legal beagle Gregg Jarrett has become conservative point man at Fox.
Hope the kids don't find out. Soon to be outed for mooning Meagan. Posted by: gNewt at September 13, 2017 07:16 PM (1koXB) Posted by: DJ Hill-Z at September 13, 2017 07:16 PM (es5TJ) 114
'What Happened' is being savaged by the patriarchy! I don't deserve this treatment & will not offer absolution.
Posted by: Absolut Hillary at September 13, 2017 07:16 PM (bc2Lc) 115
When she was talking about a "vast right wing conspiracy" I had no idea it went as far as the hills of Macedonia.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 07:04 PM (6FqZa) Macedonia, Macedonia, What makes you think you're so hot? Posted by: totally not Louis Jordan at September 13, 2017 07:17 PM (EkNES) 116
It's sort of like "and the rest" in the Gilligan's Island theme song.
Posted by: Cicero Ooh! Quick, someone make up a parody of the Gilligan's Island theme song listing all the people she blames for her loss! Name 40 or so of them, and then cut to "...and the rest, are heeeere in Hiiiiillaryyyyy's boooooook!" Posted by: Jim S. at September 13, 2017 07:17 PM (ynUnH) 117
GLASS CEILING!!! YOU LEFT OUT GLASS CEILING, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!
I NEED MY FUCKING SERVICE ANIMAL!!! Posted by: Hillary! at September 13, 2017 07:17 PM (O5Q3r) 118
I think that journalistic ethics require Ace to buy and read the book. All of it. Only then can he tell us what's inside it.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 13, 2017 07:17 PM (FUu/Z) 119
New Hotness... 50 ways to loose an election...
- Just lie on the sly, Guy Betray the CIA, Ray 'Puter in the potty, Paddy And you'll be the loser Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 07:17 PM (Nwg0u) Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 13, 2017 07:17 PM (Ckg4U) 121
Leftist vandals did not satisfy their bloodlust with the removal of Confederate statues; they've now begun their assault on religious figures that triggers their social justice warrior sensitivities. Last month, they attacked a statue of recently canonized St. Junipero Serra with red paint and a swastika, this month they have beheaded the beloved saint. According to SFGate, a bronze statue of the Roman Catholic priest Junipero Serra at the Old Santa Barbara Mission was decapitated and doused with red paint on Sunday night or early Monday morning. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2017 07:18 PM (IqV8l) 122
89 Suburban women. Didn't see that one coming.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2017 07:14 PM (/tuJf) I bet her first draft said "White women jealous of me that I'm successful" Posted by: buzzion at September 13, 2017 07:18 PM (z/Ubi) 123
80 Since I was 8 or 9 years old I was taught to be responsible for my mistakes, to admit them, to own them. And, the sooner, the better.
It is one of life's most essential lessons. Also one of the toughest. Some never learn it. Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2017 07:12 PM (w7KSn) Shit, by that time I learned I was responsible for my mistakes, my brother's mistakes, my parents' mistakes, my classmates' mistakes and my teachers' mistakes. Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 07:18 PM (zj1+z) 124
some of us still recall that W's daughter Barbara in 2013 said she hoped that Hillary would run for President because she was so accomplished.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 13, 2017 07:18 PM (ILitO) 125
111 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 13, 2017 07:10 PM (4ErVI)
Oh shit... Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 07:16 PM (zj1+z) Pfft I ain't worried. It is what it is. I'm willing to amend slightly by saying there are a precious few capable of doing the job. We will not be getting one of those people. We'll be getting a Hillary drone or someone equally horrible in a different way. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 13, 2017 07:18 PM (4ErVI) 126
Why didn't she include the person who sold her the shoe that came off when she did her side of beef impression, as well as the shoe manufacturer and the store that carried it? Don't they share the blame?
Also... wasn't Madonna supposed to blow people if they voted for her? Why isn't Madonna on the list? Finally, is Ambassador Stephens on the list? He died on her watch, and that might have impact things. Is he is a sub-list? Posted by: shibumi at September 13, 2017 07:19 PM (aT+Bx) 127
Question: Hillary's complaining she won the popular vote against Trump, but isn't president.
In 2008 she won the popular vote against Obama in the Dem primary, and lost the nomination but was OK with that. Why? Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at September 13, 2017 07:19 PM (mFUyp) 128
What's in the lead now - Hillary excuses or new genders?
Posted by: RKae at September 13, 2017 07:19 PM (ln4fE) 129
Tsar Bomba: 51 megatons. Biggest man made explosion ever.
And guess what, it could've been twice that, 100 megatons+. It was a three-stage thermonuke. Fission-fusion-fusion. They could've added a fissionable shell of U-238 and that would've doubled the yield. But it would've been very dirty and the fallout would've blown back over the motherland pretty bad, so they just used a non-fissionable shell. The wow factor of big bombs are impressive and all, but it's terrible waste of explosive energy. The brunt of it just goes up, not out. Much better to use many smaller nukes rather than one big one. I think we had a three-stage, which was 25 megatons, maybe up to 30 something possible. That was the biggest we ever made and had in the arsenal. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 07:19 PM (8O3HH) 130
http://gph.is/2fjLGkw
Posted by: Deacon Blues at September 13, 2017 07:19 PM (dZGNV) 131
How did Web Hubbell not make the list? Why didn't he wear a condom?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 07:19 PM (0wem/) 132
"Shit, by that time I learned I was responsible for my mistakes, my brother's mistakes, my parents' mistakes, my classmates' mistakes and my teachers' mistakes."
-Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 07:18 PM (zj1+z) Your Parents were dicks. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 13, 2017 07:20 PM (Ckg4U) 133
The SJWs have been on a relentless quest to take over all the cultural things formerly consumed by "conservatives" and "white males," so as to turn those cultural things into platforms for communiost propaganda which will "reach" the psyches of the rednecks, because the rednecks foolishly won't be suspecting it in their favorite cultural offerings. The latest example:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/ superman-protects-undocumented-workers-armed-white-supremacist-latest-comic-1038448 Superman Protects Undocumented Workers From Armed White Supremacist in Latest Comic "In the recent issue of Action Comics #987, "The Oz Effect," released Wednesday, Superman arrives in the nick of time to protect a group of undocumented immigrants from a white man sporting an American flag bandanna, wielding a machine gun, who is going to shoot them for taking his job. Superman blocks the bullets before they hit the terrified people. "Stop this!" Superman orders the gunman. "Why?!" he responds. "They ruined me! Stole from me!" Grabbing the gunman by the collar and pulling him in close, Superman says, "The only person responsible for the blackness smothering your soul -- is you!" Police arrive, and Superman hands over the gunman and tells officers to make sure the victims are "safe and cared for." An officer responds, "Anything you say, Superman!" " Posted by: zombie at September 13, 2017 07:20 PM (DQ4Fv) 134
You're 56 short, Shortie.
Posted by: Jay-Z at September 13, 2017 07:20 PM (U0v/A) 135
Killary can always rely on that 6 billon she lost into some arab account. Suha Arafat taught her well.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2017 07:20 PM (iPWaB) 136
According to SFGate, a bronze statue of the Roman Catholic priest Junipero Serra at the Old Santa Barbara Mission was decapitated and doused with red paint on Sunday night or early Monday morning.
Now it's only a matter of time before Bob's Big Boy gets it. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2017 07:20 PM (Mouru) 137
Is White Supremecists Keeping Transgenders from the Polls on the list?
If not, I've got that for #44. Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2017 07:20 PM (onDmy) 138
I'll give Hillz credit for one success - The Clinton Foundation. That took balls that spark to stand in front of the whole world and say "You want in? Pay me, bitchez. I don't give a shit who knows. Pay me or git yer ass outta my office."
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 13, 2017 07:20 PM (JyFLk) 139
Hillary will need to continue writing books to support her alcohol addiction,
Posted by: Gref I . . . can't quite get myself to believe she drinks that much alcohol. Posted by: Jim S. at September 13, 2017 07:21 PM (ynUnH) 140
At some point you have enough megatons.
Posted by: Barry O. at September 13, 2017 07:21 PM (sdi6R) 141
Hilary is just as evil and mentally ill as Hitler but she lacks his charisma.
Posted by: The Schadenboner Formerly Known as Jukin at September 13, 2017 07:21 PM (7kLRC) 142
We tried to get her elected but 33 states beat us.
Posted by: The Dead at September 13, 2017 07:21 PM (6dFYM) 143
re 121: I was just reading today that the Senate building is named the Russell building, after a Georgia Dem who was a long time Senator and a segregationist. Will Bernie or Warren or Kamalatoe or Booker be the first to demand that the building be renamed the Barky Obama building..?
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 13, 2017 07:21 PM (ILitO) 144
FASHION SENSE
SCRATCHY THROAT Posted by: wth at September 13, 2017 07:21 PM (HgMAr) 145
Shit, by that time I learned I was responsible for my mistakes, my brother's mistakes, my parents' mistakes, my classmates' mistakes and my teachers' mistakes.
Posted by: Insomniac Oh man, that brings back some childhood traumas. Posted by: Jim S. at September 13, 2017 07:21 PM (ynUnH) 146
Interesting Huma hasn't been named
Posted by: Skip Huma's boobs were a major distraction. I should've picked someone homelier. Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 13, 2017 07:21 PM (/qEW2) 147
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 13, 2017 07:20 PM (Ckg4U)
Yeah, they kinda were. Childhood was not a good time. Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 07:21 PM (zj1+z) Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 13, 2017 07:21 PM (UwgOc) 149
" TGE bought us time. That's reason enough to be grateful and to support him."
I'd burn a ram to that ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at September 13, 2017 07:22 PM (Umfx1) 150
If you think "What Happened" is as bad as it can get, think again. Hillary will need to continue writing books to support her alcohol addiction, now that she'll never be able to raid the US Treasury from the White House. Next year we'll probably get "Alternate Nostril Breathing Yoga Techniques for Woke Women" from her. --- Nah. It'll be: "The Real Story" followed by... "Why Americans are Stupid" then... "You Deplorables Shouldn't Be Allowed to Vote"' then... "YOU ALL DESERVE TO DIE." Pretty sure the publishers will be totes OK with all of them, even though it will be filled with "Hostel-like" torture fantasies. Posted by: shibumi at September 13, 2017 07:22 PM (aT+Bx) 151
James Woods is funny.
Does he get any roles any more? Or has he been blackballed since "outing" himself so unapologetically? Posted by: zombie at September 13, 2017 07:22 PM (DQ4Fv) 152
123 80 Since I was 8 or 9 years old I was taught to be responsible for my mistakes, to admit them, to own them. And, the sooner, the better.
It is one of life's most essential lessons. Also one of the toughest. Some never learn it. Posted by: navybrat at September 13, 2017 07:12 PM (w7KSn) Shit, by that time I learned I was responsible for my mistakes, my brother's mistakes, my parents' mistakes, my classmates' mistakes and my teachers' mistakes. Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 07:18 PM (zj1+z) It's almost as if people who take responsibility for their mistakes, are then used and abused as a scapegoat by hypocritical,adults. Posted by: Widespread Peee at September 13, 2017 07:22 PM (XFue2) 153
110 did she mention getting schlonged thanks to Wiener?
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 13, 2017 07:16 PM (ILitO) Yeah where is her blaming her girlfriend for being so stupid she left her e-mails accumulating on her pervert beard husband's laptop? Posted by: buzzion at September 13, 2017 07:22 PM (z/Ubi) 154
I fight for Poofs, Social Justice, and the American Gay!
Posted by: Superman 2017 at September 13, 2017 07:23 PM (8TQ1K) 155
or Hill can run to take Gillibrand's seat in the Senate, since being a US senator is a good place to run a presidential campaign from.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 13, 2017 07:15 PM (ILitO) She's been a Senator. Didn't help her very much. Arguably, too much exposure is bad for her. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2017 07:23 PM (EkNES) 156
...long and lean and angry, but I love her just the same.
Macedonia, Macedonia, what makes your big head so hard. Posted by: gNewt at September 13, 2017 07:23 PM (1koXB) Posted by: Jenna Jameson at September 13, 2017 07:23 PM (mcI77) 158
Welp, she's all topped up on stupid self-destructive grudges for the rest of her miserable life.
Petty, explosive temper, inflexible, narcissistic, careless, corrupt, ignorant, oblivious, uninformed... Pretty much every trope the Dems/Nevertrumps claimed about Trump accurately describes Hillary Clinton. They still claim it and think they matter, useless twats that they are. It's so pathetic that it makes me very happy. Posted by: GalosGann at September 13, 2017 07:23 PM (md1b/) 159
Did FAB mention the AJ "Bill Clinton is a Rapist!" stunt?
Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2017 07:23 PM (n6gcM) 160
Alternate Nostril Breathing Yoga Technique = Snorting ounces of cocaine.
Posted by: The Schadenboner Formerly Known as Jukin at September 13, 2017 07:24 PM (7kLRC) Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 07:24 PM (LTHVh) 162
Am I in the book?
Posted by: Blue Dress at September 13, 2017 07:24 PM (bc2Lc) 163
re 133: I'd say that you must be joking, but who knows anymore. Someday Superman might start to resemble Michelle Obama for all I know.
Stop that!! You let those children eat their kiwi fruit and granola!! Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 13, 2017 07:24 PM (ILitO) 164
Every time Hillary blames something new, a devil gets his pitchfork.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 07:24 PM (Nwg0u) 165
151 James Woods is funny.
Does he get any roles any more? Or has he been blackballed since "outing" himself so unapologetically? Posted by: zombie at September 13, 2017 07:22 PM (DQ4Fv) I believe he's on the outs in Hollywood. I haven't seen him in anything for a long time. Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 07:24 PM (zj1+z) 166
Macedonia, Macedonia, what makes your big head so hard.
Posted by: gNewt ...or, to make it more specific to this situation: Macedonia, Macedonia, what makes your content so fake? Posted by: zombie at September 13, 2017 07:25 PM (DQ4Fv) 167
157 "The more professionally successful a woman becomes, the less likable she is.
That's bullshit. Posted by: Jenna Jameson at September 13, 2017 07:23 PM (mcI77) Heh. Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2017 07:25 PM (sdi6R) 168
Rush and Drudge should sue her for not mentioning them.
Posted by: Jean at September 13, 2017 07:25 PM (9TU00) 169
There must be 43 ways to show you're a schlubber.
That fucker, Comey, homey! Darn tootin' it was that Roosian, Putin No need to debase, Ace, Just play a card of race to hide Hill's ugly face. Posted by: simon n. garfunkel at September 13, 2017 07:25 PM (mJ8mX) 170
"Superman Protects Undocumented Workers From Armed White Supremacist in Latest Comic "
Well to be fair I wouldn't want them machine gunned either. Good thing Superman was there. Posted by: freeked at September 13, 2017 07:25 PM (UdKB7) 171
"I got 99 reasons and I ain't one of them."
--Hillary Klin-Ton Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 07:25 PM (39g3+) 172
149. Indeed. May Tengri lend speed & strength & stamina to Sun-in-His-Hair and his windhorse.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 07:25 PM (fA1SL) 173
>>>Is White Supremecists Keeping Transgenders from the Polls on the list?
I think transgenders are already trying to get away from their own poles. Posted by: wooga at September 13, 2017 07:26 PM (8TQ1K) 174
WTF is a Macedonian content farm?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 13, 2017 07:26 PM (yE+j4) 175
So Robby Mook slides
Posted by: Jean at September 13, 2017 07:26 PM (9TU00) 176
Nick Searcy still gets work. Not to mention The Man They Call Jayne.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 07:26 PM (LTHVh) 177
Her editor really missed the boat in the book title, IMO. It should have been Hillary Clinton's Big Fat Book of Ludicrous Excuses for Persistent Failure.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2017 07:26 PM (Mouru) 178
Superman like DACAs that help our country is fiction.
Posted by: The Schadenboner Formerly Known as Jukin at September 13, 2017 07:26 PM (7kLRC) 179
163 re 133: I'd say that you must be joking, but who knows anymore. Someday Superman might start to resemble Michelle Obama for all I know.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme Not joking. That really is the plot of the latest edition of Superman. Remove the space from the URL and see for yourself: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/ superman-protects-undocumented-workers-armed-white-supremacist-latest-comic-1038448 Posted by: zombie at September 13, 2017 07:27 PM (DQ4Fv) Posted by: Jean at September 13, 2017 07:27 PM (9TU00) 181
Superman is himself a DACA.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 07:27 PM (LTHVh) 182
Amber Tambyln is going after James Woods for allegedly hitting on her when she was 16, which was over 15 years ago. What could her motive be? Could it be James Woods is a vocal conservative?
Weaponizd allegations against wrongthink and wrongspeak. Posted by: Widespread Peee at September 13, 2017 07:27 PM (XFue2) 183
Has she explicitly blamed Trump?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 13, 2017 07:15 PM (4ErVI) Yes. Remember he stood too close to her at the debate? Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 13, 2017 07:27 PM (XQCZf) 184
It's funny how HillDog never blames the Caak for her troubles.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 13, 2017 07:27 PM (5VlCp) 185
Be back in a bit. Time to take out the trash.
You all wish you life could be just like mine, don't you? Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2017 07:27 PM (sdi6R) 186
Hillary Clinton: "The more professionally successful a woman becomes, the less likable she is." pic.twitter.com/bvnJgr0Te2
Oprah? She's very successful and, inexplicably, many people love the heifer. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2017 07:28 PM (oVJmc) 187
>> WTF is a Macedonian content farm?
See Mark Steyn on that. Hillary's people somehow blamed some outfit with servers in Macedonia for spreading fake news about her or some such. Steyn went on a hilarious riff about "gnarled Macedonian content farmers". Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 07:28 PM (8O3HH) 188
Does she blame us? When we showed up @ the Trump/Clinton debate Bill looked on the verge of a stroke.
Posted by: Bill's Accusers at September 13, 2017 07:28 PM (bc2Lc) 189
Oh man, that brings back some childhood traumas.
Posted by: Jim S. at September 13, 2017 07:21 PM (ynUnH) You too, eh? Didn't mean to stir bad memories. It seems like a lot of folks around here have gotten the short end of that deal. Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 07:28 PM (zj1+z) 190
175. We don't pay mooks.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 07:28 PM (fA1SL) 191
176 Nick Searcy still gets work. Not to mention The Man They Call Jayne.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 07:26 PM (LTHVh) Makes me wonder if it's less about James Woods being blackballed and more about him saying "I just can't work with these fucking retards anymore." Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 13, 2017 07:28 PM (sGSvK) 192
'riding her husbands coattails while he was riding a brunette. Nice Ace. I lol'd
Heh. So did I... Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at September 13, 2017 07:28 PM (O5Q3r) 193
Until very recently, I thought Hillary Clinton was a narcissist. Now, however, I view her as a cult leader.
She's paranoid, she's delusional, she has supporters that unconditionally accept whatever she says and follow her, she needs normal people to be kept away from her, ... Now that I'm seriously thinking along these lines, I can honestly say that I've never seen anything like her before in my life, and it creeps me the hell out. Posted by: FireHorse at September 13, 2017 07:29 PM (zkGZ8) 194
Grabbing the gunman by the collar and pulling him in close, Superman says, "The only person responsible for the blackness smothering your soul -- is you!" Posted by: zombie at September 13, 2017 07:20 PM Smothering Blackness Matters Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2017 07:29 PM (IqV8l) 195
James Woods is funny.
Does he get any roles any more? He basically retired, then started burning bridges. He's one of the smartest guys in Hollywood which isn't saying a lot normally but he's really bright. And he's filled with contempt for the place. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 07:29 PM (39g3+) 196
Did she mention coughing up that lunger into her glass of water that made it all over the internet?
https://tinyurl.com/y9rbzs5d Posted by: wth at September 13, 2017 07:29 PM (HgMAr) 197
If Bannon was still in the White House, Trump would have dinner with the Macedonian Ambassador tomorrow night.
Posted by: Jean at September 13, 2017 07:29 PM (9TU00) 198
This country will split in two, hope you're on the right side. I'm not and will have to move.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 13, 2017 07:29 PM (6Ll1u) 199
"Yeah, they kinda were. Childhood was not a good time."
-Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 07:21 PM (zj1+z) I've been able to "Return The Favor" by correcting my Parents' language at every turn. They made fun of my speech impediment when I was six-or-seven. I have a feeling that your sense of "perfection" is much deeper and well-rooted. If you didn't have humor, (And You Are One Funny Motherfucker!!!), you might go insane. Brilliance comes with a cost, but I pray that your defenses are fortified by interaction with The Horde. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 13, 2017 07:29 PM (Ckg4U) 200
That Cory Chase is a very likable professional woman too. Mr. Happy really, really likes her. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 07:29 PM (8O3HH) 201
"At some point, you have enough megatons."
Nope, 'tis better to have more than you need than it is to need more than you have. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 13, 2017 07:29 PM (m9X4Y) 202
Yeah, she has a lot of excuses, but can she deliver them like Jake Turner? He only had 10...
https://binged.it/2y6IGzB Posted by: Meremortal at September 13, 2017 07:29 PM (3myMJ) 203
I'd bet 99 percent of the people who voted for Trump would consider voting for Sarah Palin. When Hill years ago (or her sycophants - had to look that up) came up with the BS idea that some people 'fear a strong woman' I would have replied 'so why do we like Margaret Thatcher so much?'
Leftists live in a fantasy world and Hillary being the most qualified person to ever run for president is one of the sadder fantasies. I go shopping now. See you later. Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 13, 2017 07:29 PM (ILitO) 204
Posted by: Widespread Peee at September 13, 2017 07:22 PM (XFue2)
Have you consulted a urologist yet? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2017 07:30 PM (EkNES) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2017 07:30 PM (qJtVm) 206
Basil II beat the Bulgars with farmed content and superior tactics, but mostly superior tactics.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 07:30 PM (6FqZa) 207
Oh, lordy, it's Her Nibs being interviewed by Savannah Guthrie.
Guthrie having previously gotten what her network billed as being a WORLD EXCLUSIVE BEHIND THE SCENES WHITE HOUSE INTERVIEW WITH PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA. And in which the intrepid Guthrie had asked Obama tough, hard-hitting, no-holds-barred factual and policy questions such as this one: "Mr. President: wings, or chips and guac?" Never let it be said that NBC and its reporters don't get right to the heart of the matter. Why, if Guthrie hadn't relentlessly homed in and drilled down with her questioning, we still might not know Barack Obama's specific preferences in leisure snacking. Posted by: torquewrench at September 13, 2017 07:30 PM (ujwCG) 208
In before Smothering Darkness opens for Def Leppard at the Crosstown.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 07:30 PM (LTHVh) 209
Well, we thought that what we could do to help elect Hillary! in 2016, that we were under-utilized as well.
We were all surprised to learn that the dead vote suddenly become too "deplorable" for the Democrats to use! Posted by: White Walker King at September 13, 2017 07:30 PM (LSA4g) 210
This country will split in two, hope you're on the right side. I'm not and will have to move.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 13, 2017 07:29 PM (6Ll1u) Actually this means you already need to move. Posted by: Meremortal at September 13, 2017 07:31 PM (3myMJ) 211
Where they make Benghazi videos
Posted by: Jean at September 13, 2017 07:27 PM (9TU00) Ahhhh...... Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 13, 2017 07:31 PM (yE+j4) 212
196 Did she mention coughing up that lunger into her glass of water that made it all over the internet?
https://tinyurl.com/y9rbzs5d That is f*cking disgusting. Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2017 07:31 PM (mcI77) 213
WTF is a Macedonian content farm?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 13, 2017 07:26 PM (yE+j4) They raise contented cows? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2017 07:31 PM (EkNES) 214
In other Hillary Clinton news, she now says abortion is 'sacrosanct'.
Well, she was denying absolution to people yesterday like all good Methodists believe. So why not? Posted by: andycanuck at September 13, 2017 07:31 PM (mJ8mX) 215
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Posted by: Insomniac Well, I'm one of those people who would've been traumatized in Paradise, so I can't blame anyone else for it. (Damn! Did it again!) Posted by: Jim S. at September 13, 2017 07:32 PM (ynUnH) 216
I believe he's on the outs in Hollywood. I haven't seen him in anything for a long time.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 07:24 PM (zj1+z) Too bad too because he's in a lot of films I really like. Seeing his name in the opening credits meant I was going to have a good time. Even if the movie wasn't great, you knew he would be great in it. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 13, 2017 07:32 PM (4ErVI) 217
Alternate title for Hillary's book: If You Give a Souse a Lappy.
Posted by: Jim S. at September 13, 2017 07:32 PM (ynUnH) 218
104 Hey, those Soros-hired bums and bag ladies made out like bandits. Shower, meal, new clothes, plus money and booze.
And a fat wad of toilet paper. I might scratchy, yes, but toilet paper nonetheless. Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2017 07:32 PM (sGtp+) 219
>>This country will split in two, hope you're on the right side. I'm not and will have to move.
Don't pick one of the wet spots. Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2017 07:33 PM (/tuJf) 220
204 Posted by: Widespread Peee at September 13, 2017 07:22 PM (XFue2)
Have you consulted a urologist yet? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2017 07:30 PM (EkNES) Heh. #twoweeks Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 13, 2017 07:33 PM (XFue2) 221
Basil II beat the Bulgars with farmed content and superior tactics, but mostly superior tactics.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo And crossbows he could use them because the bulgur s weren't Christians Posted by: Jean at September 13, 2017 07:33 PM (9TU00) 222
I didn't vote for Hillary because of the same reasons I didn't vote for Bill.
I guess I hated Bill because....? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2017 07:33 PM (oVJmc) 223
As lots are saying Bill didn't make the list and probably should have
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2017 07:34 PM (ghofu) 224
213 WTF is a Macedonian content farm?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor They raise content-ed cows? That means cows that live-stream cow porn, right? Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2017 07:34 PM (v3pYe) 225
176 Nick Searcy still gets work. Not to mention The Man They Call Jayne.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 07:26 PM (LTHVh) --- Thanks for reminding me -- time to catch up on The Last Ship. Hopefully they will top the Dane & Jayne wrestling match in the previous ep. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 13, 2017 07:34 PM (qJtVm) 226
Too bad too because he's in a lot of films I really like. Seeing his name in the opening credits meant I was going to have a good time. Even if the movie wasn't great, you knew he would be great in it. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis He probably only acts in good movies and they're aren't anymore Posted by: Jean at September 13, 2017 07:34 PM (9TU00) 227
The sexists Russkies may have stopped Hillary, but at least Ben Howe was on the Right Side of History.
Posted by: forest at September 13, 2017 07:34 PM (I11gO) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2017 07:35 PM (rb1zT) 229
"And if she bought into the crap that breathing through alternate nostrils directs oxygen to alternate sides of the brain, Hillary is even
dumber than we expected." Funny, isn't it, how the party who always scream about how SCIENCE IS REAL on their signs and t-shirts will themselves happily hop on board with any absurd new pseudoscientific fad idea which comes down the street. Posted by: torquewrench at September 13, 2017 07:35 PM (ujwCG) Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2017 07:35 PM (onDmy) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 07:36 PM (39g3+) 232
I like three or four good-sized Bloody Marys to start out the day. Only instead of vodka, I use Everclear.
And leave out the tomato juice. That stuff sucks. And none of that celery or Worcestershire sauce. No lime juice either---you can get enough of that crap when you start in on the gimlets. Posted by: DistHillary at September 13, 2017 07:36 PM (j+dfT) 233
The Tuzla Sniper didn't make the list either. I guess he got absolution.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2017 07:36 PM (Mouru) 234
However many excuses Hilldog has.... WE have 99 problems but the bitch ain't one. Say WHAT!
Posted by: redbanzai at September 13, 2017 07:36 PM (FTXAT) 235
I blame the blue muumuu.
Posted by: wth at September 13, 2017 07:37 PM (HgMAr) 236
WTF alternate nostril breathing, I thought that was a joke.
Posted by: Jean at September 13, 2017 07:37 PM (9TU00) 237
Not joking.
That really is the plot of the latest edition of Superman. Remove the space from the URL and see for yourself: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/ superman-protects-undocumented-workers-armed-white-supremacist-latest-comic-1038448 Posted by: zombie at September 13, 2017 07:27 PM ~~~~~~ God almighty I am really done with this crap. Posted by: Ayatollah Assahola at September 13, 2017 07:37 PM (HiDrR) 238
"In other Hillary Clinton news, she now says abortion is 'sacrosanct'."
Scientists say that if you refuse to entertain any typical religious belief or worship, you will replace that with something else. Our DNA is hardwired in such a way that we WILL have religious beliefs. We may use politics, Satanism, yoga, exercise, pot smoking, sports, nature, it doesn't matter. We will hold religious style beliefs about something. Even atheism. Posted by: Meremortal at September 13, 2017 07:37 PM (3myMJ) 239
How is it Netflix's fault?
Posted by: FireHorse at September 13, 2017 07:37 PM (zkGZ8) 240
Little miss, little miss, little miss can't be wrong
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2017 07:38 PM (/tuJf) 241
Sock removal.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 13, 2017 07:38 PM (HiDrR) 242
So I didn't make the list either?
Posted by: Seth Rich at September 13, 2017 07:38 PM (bc2Lc) 243
Not joking.
That really is the plot of the latest edition of Superman. Remove the space from the URL and see for yourself: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/ superman-protects-undocumented-workers-armed-white-supremacist-latest-comic-1038448 Posted by: zombie at September 13, 2017 07:27 PM ~~~~~~ God almighty I am really done with this crap. Posted by: Ayatollah Assahola at September 13, 2017 07:37 PM (HiDrR) You don't have to be Kreskin to know that that movie will tank. Posted by: redbanzai at September 13, 2017 07:38 PM (FTXAT) 244
How is it Netflix's fault?
They dared to run documentaries that made her look bad! I dunno, just guessing. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 07:38 PM (39g3+) 245
Hillary seemed to miss the same thing the MSM talking heads missed on election night ...
How so many of the polling firms utterly and completely failed to even get a smell of the ultimate outcome. The list of stories about how Trump had "no path to victory" could fill multiple books. Posted by: undocumented SMOD at September 13, 2017 07:38 PM (e8kgV) 246
In the Way Back Time when David Brock was still at American Spectator, they'd publish those lamp-thrower stories. They were fun, but part of me thought it was a bit too good to be true.
Now? Gotta believe every word of it was true. Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 13, 2017 07:39 PM (JyFLk) 247
I'm still trying to figure out who Amber Tamblyn is. I don't recognize her from anything.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 07:39 PM (LTHVh) 248
Basil II beat the Bulgars with farmed content and superior tactics, but mostly superior tactics. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo Bulgar was a Whitey. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2017 07:39 PM (IqV8l) 249
Did she blame the Marine recruiter that girls are icky and can't join the He-Man Woman Haters Club, aka the USMC?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 13, 2017 07:39 PM (sGSvK) Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2017 07:39 PM (/tuJf) 251
"Climate Change" hasn't made the list yet?
Posted by: ShainS at September 13, 2017 07:40 PM (BiLU+) 252
That really is the plot of the latest edition of Superman.
Remove the space from the URL and see for yourself: "You may ask yourself: 'Why don't more people buy our comics???' --DC and Marvel editors Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 07:40 PM (39g3+) 253
I've been able to "Return The Favor" by correcting my Parents' language at every turn. They made fun of my speech impediment when I was six-or-seven.
That's just plain cruel. I have a feeling that your sense of "perfection" is much deeper and well-rooted. If by that you mean raging perfectionism, it runs really deep. If you didn't have humor, (And You Are One Funny Motherfucker!!!), you might go insane. Thanks for saying so, and you're right - without a sense of humor I'd likely go headlong into the abyss. Brilliance comes with a cost, but I pray that your defenses are fortified by interaction with The Horde. You Morons are a safety valve, a refuge and the best friends I've never met. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 13, 2017 07:29 PM (Ckg4U) Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 07:40 PM (zj1+z) 254
"Funny, isn't it, how the party who always scream about how SCIENCE IS REAL on their signs and t-shirts will themselves happily hop on board with any absurd new pseudoscientific fad idea which comes down the street."
-Posted by: torquewrench at September 13, 2017 07:35 PM (ujwCG) Yes. Eschewing morality for "progress" is an Ultimate Virtue Signalling Device that has been cultivated long before "The Sixties" broke-loose and allowed "floppy wiener streaking" to be not only funny, but The New "virtuous". Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 13, 2017 07:40 PM (Ckg4U) 255
Hillary forgot to blame her parents
Posted by: undocumented SMOD at September 13, 2017 07:41 PM (e8kgV) 256
Funny, isn't it, how the party who always scream about how SCIENCE IS REAL on their signs and t-shirts will themselves happily hop on board with any absurd new pseudoscientific fad idea which comes down the street.
Posted by: torquewrench ________ Hillary's a Scorpio. Scorpios always believe in ridiculous nonsense. Posted by: FireHorse at September 13, 2017 07:41 PM (zkGZ8) 257
And I wonder
I wa-wa-wa-wa-wonder Why Ah-why-why-why-why-why it got away And I wonder what, what I can say It was sposed to be a runaway, run-run-run-run-runaway - Hillz Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 13, 2017 07:41 PM (Nwg0u) 258
223 As lots are saying Bill didn't make the list and probably should have
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2017 07:34 PM (ghofu) From what I've read, Bill actually tried to help. He warned about the Rust Belt and kept telling her she needed a message. But Hillary had her Millenial Kidz with their Super Data Sets and of course we all know reams of data and spreadsheets spinning with algorithms can cure all problems always. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 13, 2017 07:41 PM (4ErVI) 259
219 >>This country will split in two, hope you're on the right side. I'm not and will have to move.
Don't pick one of the wet spots. Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2017 07:33 PM (/tuJf) Nope. They don't get to throw a tantrum, beat on people, and then walk away. They have a reckoning coming. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 13, 2017 07:41 PM (tbOMB) 260
I'm still trying to figure out who Amber Tamblyn is. I don't recognize her from anything.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 07:39 PM (LTHVh) She was a child/teen actress on General Hospital. Posted by: redbanzai at September 13, 2017 07:41 PM (FTXAT) 261
He warned about the Rust Belt and kept telling her she needed a message.
Guy is despicable but he did know how to campaign. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 07:42 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 07:42 PM (LTHVh) 263
There used to be a list of the people that contributed to Ms. Clinton's loss. They called it a phone book.
Posted by: tmitsss at September 13, 2017 07:42 PM (xlzu7) 264
253. 'You Morons are a safety valve, a refuge and the best friends I've never met.'
** Dude - you can't be THAT fucked-up! /s Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 07:42 PM (fA1SL) 265
I blame arachibutyrophobia (fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth)
Posted by: undocumented illegal Mel Gibson at September 13, 2017 07:42 PM (e8kgV) 266
How long until Hillary shows up in public with a white Bonnet and red dress? The vast republican conspiracy is making me look bad I tell you.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 13, 2017 07:42 PM (6Ll1u) 267
Ha! And I did all that without sending myself to The Barrel!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 07:42 PM (zj1+z) 268
Hillary's voice will cause testicular degeneration. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 07:43 PM (8O3HH) 269
You like me! You really like me!
Posted by: Crack Whore in the Gutter at September 13, 2017 07:43 PM (398bZ) 270
239 How is it Netflix's fault?
Posted by: FireHorse at September 13, 2017 07:37 PM (zkGZ ============ That idiot Obama didn't have Dinesh D'Souza executed for a minor campaign violation ... and subsequently he made a mean #FakeNews movie about her that Netflix dared to stream. Posted by: ShainS at September 13, 2017 07:43 PM (BiLU+) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2017 07:43 PM (rb1zT) 272
TL;PAC
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 07:43 PM (LTHVh) 273
>>>"Having said all of this, 'Why aren't I 50 points ahead?' you might ask?"<<<
Well, the choice for working families has never been clearer. I need your help to get all of you off of your fat, racist, sexist asses, to get out there, and tell your cunt friends to vote for me or there will be no absolution. *hic* *shart* *mumble* *googly-eyes* Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 13, 2017 07:43 PM (D0riW) 274
I blame Broccoliphobia
Posted by: undocumented illegal Bush 41 at September 13, 2017 07:43 PM (e8kgV) 275
Is that Savannah Guthrie making goo-goo eyes at FAB? And isn't Savannah a stripper name?
Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2017 07:44 PM (g+Dix) 276
I'm still trying to figure out who Amber Tamblyn is. I don't recognize her from anything. Posted by: Grump928(C) Russ Tamblyn's daughter. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2017 07:44 PM (IqV8l) Posted by: Schloss owner operator at September 13, 2017 07:45 PM (S1WrL) 278
Hillary forgot to blame her parents
and God for not making her pretty. Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 07:42 PM (LTHVh) Or pleasant. Posted by: redbanzai at September 13, 2017 07:45 PM (FTXAT) 279
I'm geologically disappointed that Mt. St. Helens isn't listed. Blaming Popocatepetl is probably raaaaacist or someit.
Posted by: Adriane the Geology Critic ... at September 13, 2017 07:45 PM (AoK0a) Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 13, 2017 07:45 PM (6FqZa) 281
I can honestly say this is the first I've ever heard of Amber Tamblyn. She's kinda pretty
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 07:45 PM (39g3+) 282
I blame Phasmophobia (fear of ghosts)
Posted by: undocumented illegal Eleanor Roosevelt at September 13, 2017 07:45 PM (e8kgV) 283
>>How did she not blame OJ?
Posted by: yankeefifth What's wrong with OJ? I like a splash in my tumbler of vodka. Posted by: Hillary at September 13, 2017 07:45 PM (/Nite) 284
Does Trump not make the cut?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 13, 2017 07:45 PM (a7FXx) 285
Love you, Brother.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 13, 2017 07:46 PM (Ckg4U) 286
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Does anyone not believe she blames Bill Rapist Clinton THE MOST for her loss? Because she does. Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 13, 2017 07:21 PM (UwgOc) ------------------------------------------- Oh, yeah. For sure. And I think she also resents him because deep down she knows that HE could have won. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 13, 2017 07:46 PM (0jtPF) 287
Hillary actually seems almost seems like a caricature- someone who could not really exist outside of the movies. You would find it hard to believe that someone this loathsome, yet equally lacking in talent and charisma could have been the candidate for president (and the favored one) of the greatest nation in the history of the planet.
And yet, the reality persists. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2017 07:46 PM (rb1zT) 288
I have seen her in movies but without looking them up couldn't tell you what
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2017 07:46 PM (ghofu) 289
Yeah Hillary was kinda pretty when she was young. Just as crazy and soulless though I expect
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 07:46 PM (39g3+) 290
I'm still trying to figure out who Amber Tamblyn is. I don't recognize her from anything.
She was the forgettable dumpy intern on House. Posted by: really, this after Olivia Wilde? at September 13, 2017 07:46 PM (MpD8d) 291
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He warned about the Rust Belt and kept telling her she needed a message. Guy is despicable but he did know how to campaign. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 07:42 PM (39g3+) ^^this. She spent so much time and money telling people why they shouldn't vote for Donald Trump, yet she never gave people a reason why they should vote for her. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 13, 2017 07:46 PM (XQCZf) 292
I'm still trying to figure out who Amber Tamblyn is. I don't recognize her from anything.
Posted by: Grump928(C) ________ She was Joan of Arcadia. Picture a high-school girl full of all the stereotypical angst instead of John Denver in "Oh, God." She was pretty enough to be on television for a short while. She's preached about her vegan diet. Her name kind of rhymes. Posted by: FireHorse at September 13, 2017 07:47 PM (zkGZ8) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at September 13, 2017 07:47 PM (m9X4Y) 294
267 don't get cocky now Commander Strikethrough
Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2017 07:47 PM (g+Dix) 295
>> And isn't Savannah a stripper name?
The other day someone posted a list of dead porn stars and that reminded me on one. Her name was Savannah. She was in a car wreck, nothing too bad, but thought she broke her nose and thus ruined her face and her life. She went home and blew her brains out. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at September 13, 2017 07:47 PM (8O3HH) 296
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You don't have to be Kreskin to know that that movie will tank. Posted by: redbanzai at September 13, 2017 07:38 PM (FTXAT) And when it tanks, it will be cited as proof of the rise of the White Supremacy movement. Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2017 07:47 PM (sdi6R) 297
I blame billions and billions of stars
Posted by: undocumented illegal Carl Sagan at September 13, 2017 07:48 PM (e8kgV) 298
293. Winter Hill - Slummersville. And it's the Micks, not the dagos.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at September 13, 2017 07:48 PM (fA1SL) 299
Hillary actually seems almost seems like a caricature- someone who could not really exist outside of the movies.
Between her and George Soros I'm starting to wonder if James Bond films aren't real Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 07:48 PM (39g3+) 300
I blame Phasmophobia (fear of ghosts)
Posted by: undocumented illegal Eleanor Roosevelt ________ Or maybe globophobia (fear of balloons) Posted by: Lacey Burroughs at September 13, 2017 07:48 PM (zkGZ8) 301
How come Vince Foster not on the list? Oh wait, he's on a different list.
Posted by: dantesed at September 13, 2017 07:48 PM (88xKn) 302
222 - Because you are racist. He was America's first black president!
Posted by: Toni Morrison at September 13, 2017 07:49 PM (ORnFV) 303
The new season of South Park starts tonight at 10:00 Eastern.
"White People Renovating Houses" Protestors armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park; Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 13, 2017 07:49 PM (Ckg4U) 304
Macedonia? Please. It's only marginally more guilty than Albania.
Posted by: T at September 13, 2017 07:49 PM (GkpWM) 305
Funny how HillDog never blames all the dead bodies she has waded through these past 45 years.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 13, 2017 07:49 PM (5VlCp) 306
299 Hillary actually seems almost seems like a caricature- someone who could not really exist outside of the movies.
Between her and George Soros I'm starting to wonder if James Bond films aren't real Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 07:48 PM (39g3+) *fistbump* Hah! Great minds. I was thinking of adding a line about Soros and stroking a cat in. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2017 07:50 PM (rb1zT) 307
I thought he was a crime boss in the Mafia.
"Not at all, he was a very valuable confidential informant for our organization!" -William H Webster, FBI Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 07:50 PM (39g3+) 308
Apparently Amber Tambyln just wrote a open letter to Teen Vogue that has Twitter raging about.
Teen Vogue did the article about the benefits of child anal sex, right? Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 13, 2017 07:50 PM (XFue2) 309
young FAB was hideous she was in no ways pretty.
Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2017 07:50 PM (g+Dix) 310
I blame Fawn Liebowitz
WOUNDED DEER, Massachusetts - Emily Dickinson College sophomore Fawn Liebowitz died suddenly last week in a kiln explosion on campus. Posted by: undocumented illegal Eric Straton at September 13, 2017 07:50 PM (e8kgV) 311
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 13, 2017 07:46 PM (Ckg4U)
Back at you. Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 07:50 PM (zj1+z) 312
The only thing we have to fear is phobophobia.
Posted by: FDR at September 13, 2017 07:50 PM (IqV8l) 313
So actually there's an entry missing from the list of 43 designated scapegoats. Matt Lauer.
Who had the temerity to ask Many Coughings a question about Benghazi. That was what prompted Hillary's huge hissy fit in front of the network executives in which she's reported to have screamed at them, "If I lose, we all go down, and that fascist fuck will have us swinging from nooses!" Oh, to have been a fly on that wall. Posted by: torquewrench at September 13, 2017 07:50 PM (ujwCG) 314
boulder terlit hobo at September
You in Boulder? Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2017 07:12 PM (0wem/) No, he's in Terlit. Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 13, 2017 07:51 PM (sqffh) 315
Hitlery Clinton. The next moron meet up would have been a happy go lucky affair.
Posted by: Simplemind at September 13, 2017 07:51 PM (ZuGkg) 316
>>> Winter Hill - Slummersville. And it's the Micks, not the dagos.
I know Whitey was (is?) Irish, but I believe the Winter Hill gang was Italican. Posted by: fluffy at September 13, 2017 07:51 PM (U0v/A) 317
Amber Tamblyn, I just found out, is some kind of former child star who became obese.
In the old days, she looked like this: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d5/Amber_Tamblyn.jpg Now, she looks like this: http://ugc.reveliststatic.com/gen/constrain/ 800/800/80/2017/03/07/12/7t/6z/phoqg7tiko2qbwe.jpg (Remove spaces from URLs.) I guess the vegan diet should be renamed The Weight-Gain Diet. Posted by: zombie at September 13, 2017 07:51 PM (DQ4Fv) Posted by: freeked at September 13, 2017 07:51 PM (UdKB7) 319
309 young FAB was hideous she was in no ways pretty.
Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2017 07:50 PM (g+Dix) I have seen a couple pics of Young Hillary that, if you did not know the horror underneath, would be pretty. She seemed to be going for the 'winsome' look. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2017 07:51 PM (rb1zT) Posted by: Mystery Inc. at September 13, 2017 07:51 PM (QMqEu) 321
305 She took care of those already thats why they are not on the list
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2017 07:52 PM (ghofu) 322
Russ Tamblyn's daughter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. Who is Russ Tamblyn? Never heard of him either. Posted by: the guy across the street at September 13, 2017 07:52 PM (sf2BM) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 07:52 PM (39g3+) 324
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Between her and George Soros I'm starting to wonder if James Bond films aren't real Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 07:48 PM (39g3+) Back after the 2008 election, I mentioned George Soros to a young couple I knew who had voted for Obama. They had never heard of him. I briefly thought about explaining, but just said, "He's a James Bond villain." Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2017 07:53 PM (sdi6R) 325
Sometimes I come close to the far away place where I feel a twinge of pity for Hillary. Imagine scheming and plotting and grasping and scratching your way towards the only thing you ever ever wanted in your whole life --- and brush it with your fingertips - only to have it disintegrate right before your eyes. No wonder she's nuts. It's like a Shakespearean tragedy.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 13, 2017 07:53 PM (lwiT4) 326
WOUNDED DEER, Massachusetts -- Emily Dickinson College sophomore Fawn Liebowitz died suddenly last week in a kiln explosion on campus.
Liebowitz, 20, a sociology major from Fort Wayne, Indiana, was tragically killed while firing a pot in the new kiln in Sylvia Plath Hall. "Messy" was how Wounded Deer Fire Chief Michael Redman described the scene of the accident. "It was hard to tell the pot shards from the body parts," said the pyrodefense professional. "She just blew like a frog sucking on a cherry bomb," Redman added. Posted by: undocumented illegal Eric Straton at September 13, 2017 07:53 PM (e8kgV) 327
Why, you may ask, was she fifty points behind?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2017 07:53 PM (oVJmc) 328
"And I would be President now if it weren't for you meddling kids!!!"
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 13, 2017 07:53 PM (QMqEu) Posted by: Dept of Recursion at September 13, 2017 07:54 PM (398bZ) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2017 07:54 PM (oVJmc) 331
Russ Tamblyn was Dr. Jacoby, the oddball psychiatrist in Twin Peaks.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2017 07:54 PM (zj1+z) 332
Unsecured private server and 'deplorables' were definitely unforced errors. I should have been running her campaign.
Posted by: Will Wynn at September 13, 2017 07:54 PM (/qEW2) Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2017 07:55 PM (LTHVh) 334
'It's like a Shakespearean tragedy.'
I've thought that for many years about the Clintons. Even Shakespeare would have trouble making this stuff up. Posted by: freeked at September 13, 2017 07:55 PM (UdKB7) 335
Who is Russ Tamblyn?
Never heard of him either. Posted by: the guy across the street at September 13, 2017 07:52 PM (sf2BM) ============================ He was in the movie "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers." I'm assuming he was one of the brothers, since it was in the 50's. Posted by: grammie winger at September 13, 2017 07:55 PM (lwiT4) 336
"Who is Russ Tamblyn?"
The older brother of Larry Tamblyn, the drummer for the Standells, who did "Dirty Water" in the '60s. Posted by: zombie at September 13, 2017 07:56 PM (DQ4Fv) 337
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He was in the movie "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers." I'm assuming he was one of the brothers, since it was in the 50's. Posted by: grammie winger at September 13, 2017 07:55 PM (lwiT4) LOL. Now I'm picturing a modern-day remake. Hijinks galore. Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2017 07:57 PM (sdi6R) 338
Early in his career, Russ Tambly played Mr. Moose on Captain Kangaroo. Or maybe that was Tab Hunter.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 13, 2017 07:57 PM (398bZ) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2017 07:57 PM (IqV8l) 340
Amber Tamblyn, I just found out, is some kind of former child star
============================== She used to be on General Hospital. Then some other thing. Posted by: grammie winger at September 13, 2017 07:58 PM (lwiT4) 341
He's a Tamblyn man, made a lot of stops
All over the world. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2017 07:58 PM (oVJmc) 342
We all know that it was David Brock
Posted by: undocumented illegal Jim McDougal at September 13, 2017 07:58 PM (e8kgV) 343
Funny how HillDog never blames the Shitter for keeping her in it for a few hours during her faked debates with Comrade Sanders.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 13, 2017 07:59 PM (5VlCp) 344
It. Was. The. Dukes.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2017 07:59 PM (/tuJf) 345
yes men definitely hate accomplished and successful women. I mean, they might spring for dinner once in a while...
Posted by: Dean Wromer at September 13, 2017 08:00 PM (fftfA) 346
Russ Tamblyn the red-head tumbler. He must have been 60 when he splooged out Amber (another stripper name)
Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2017 08:00 PM (g+Dix) 347
WTF is a Macedonian content farm?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 13, 2017 07:26 PM (yE+j4) Meh, porky, but not real obese. Still a One. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2017 08:00 PM (EkNES) 348
By the by, why isn't Bill Clinton on that list...?
Posted by: Dean Wromer at September 13, 2017 08:00 PM (fftfA) 349
I knew Russ Tamblyn. Russ Tamblyn was a friend of mine. You, Sir, are no Russ Tamblyn.
Posted by: Mr. Greenjeans at September 13, 2017 08:00 PM (398bZ) 350
Posted by: Mr. Greenjeans at September 13, 2017 08:00 PM (398bZ)
============================================= I miss you. Posted by: grammie winger at September 13, 2017 08:01 PM (lwiT4) Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 13, 2017 08:01 PM (yE+j4) 352
"He warned about the Rust Belt and kept telling her she needed a message."
Message? What was wrong with IT'S MY TURN DAMNIT? As for the Rust Belt, Bill probably couldn't have helped her much up there even if it had been deemed strategically important to try. Even the lowest-info, least literate blue collar factory worker in the upper Midwest knows that the NAFTA/MFN/GATT alphabet soup, the taste of which has been so bitter for them, first got cooked up during the Clinton administration. Posted by: torquewrench at September 13, 2017 08:02 PM (ujwCG) Posted by: Frank Zappa at September 13, 2017 08:02 PM (oVJmc) 354
My jaw still drops thinking about Hillary's slogan.
I'm with her Who the hell thought that was a winner? Upon what conceivable planet is that a presidential campaign slogan? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 08:03 PM (39g3+) 355
Nood Berkeley
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2017 08:04 PM (QC/4S) 356
Wasn't Mr. Greenjeans in Peyton Place?
Posted by: FireHorse at September 13, 2017 08:05 PM (zkGZ8) 357
Who the hell thought that was a winner? Upon what conceivable planet is that a presidential campaign slogan?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 13, 2017 08:03 PM (39g3+) Ummmmmmm.....Mars. Mars hates women. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 13, 2017 08:05 PM (5VlCp) 358
>>>My jaw still drops thinking about Hillary's slogan.
I'm with her Who the hell thought that was a winner? Upon what conceivable planet is that a presidential campaign slogan?<<< Well, let's change gears for a moment in fairness, on weekends after a massive meal, my slogan is: Occasionally, I shart. Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 13, 2017 08:09 PM (D0riW) 359
>>Did she mention coughing up that lunger into her glass of water that made it all over the internet?
https://tinyurl.com/y9rbzs5d That is f*cking disgusting. Never swallowed for me either. Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 13, 2017 08:11 PM (/Nite) 360
I also finally saw the last season of 'Downton Abbey'. Bill said he once knew a girl by that name but I told him it was a PBS show that needed more taxpayer money.
That show always reminds of a night I spent in Buckingham Palace in 2011 during President Obama's "Here--have the complete collection of my speeches"--state visit, in a room just down the hall from the balcony where the Queen waves to the crowds. Spending the night in fancy palaces is one of my biggest accomplishments. And waking up in the morning. I'm proud of that, too. It was like stepping into a fairy tale. And speaking of fairy tales, I have to go talk to Jim Comey now. I won't be under oath and he's already given immunity to all my staff, so this won't take long. Your Queen will be right back, my subjects! Posted by: Hillary Rodham Cashcow at September 13, 2017 08:12 PM (Ndje9) 361
She's going to run again.....because WHO IS GOING TO STOP HER?
In an cosmic twist of irony one major reason she won't win next time is the miles of video bullshit that she is laying down during her current Losers Lap.... Assuming the GOP will run a non-pussy(talking about YOU !Jeb! And your fellow GOPe cocksuckers) against her. Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved at September 13, 2017 08:22 PM (oBuXO) 362
But she didn't blame the graphic designer who came up with that great GREAT logo still seen everywhere... oh wait. How could she not know that was the hospital symbol? Do they keep her locked in the attic?
Posted by: itsacookbook at September 13, 2017 08:33 PM (yPxXc) 363
re 358: I think one of the reasons she lost was because Trump at a rally quoted "I'm with Her' and he then pointed the crowd and said "I'm with You".
but Hillary was the most qualified person to EVER run for President. Posted by: mallfly suPreme at September 13, 2017 08:44 PM (ILitO) 364
Schlong Her Together
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2017 08:46 PM (oVJmc) 365
Buh-bye, stanky-twang. Gah, this is the bestest person (repeatedly telling us all how lucky we should be).
Fuck you. And most of DC. Guess those drycleaning bills add up, right Turtle? Ryan? *clears throat so as to shout, quietly* Fuck all of you in particular. Stay out of my life. I do.not.need.from.the.state. Let's get talking about insurance vs. care, 'cause every middle man (been here for 4howa). I.do.not.fucking.care.assholes. Leave me alone. Insurance, by definition, is a ponzi. I choose not to partake. Bronx-raspberry, fuckers. Posted by: micky at September 13, 2017 09:12 PM (dF9Lb) 366
Don't even joke about her being President. You'll give me nightmares for a week. --BJ54
Posted by: BJ54 at September 13, 2017 09:15 PM (6MPqc) 367
Dag nab it! Obama lied again when he looked at Hillary and said, "You are likeable enough."
Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 13, 2017 09:25 PM (Sda6L) 368
As for that guy who said Hillary was kinda pretty when she was young. Did you take the ugliest girl in your high school to your senior prom? Were you kind enough not to put a sack over her head? I mean come on fella---have some pride.
Now as to Maggie Thatcher for President? I could go with that if you could get her otherwise qualified. She had the biggest pair of swinging brass ones in London when she was Prime Minister. Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 13, 2017 09:31 PM (Sda6L) 369
You ever hear of the saying, "If you run into an asshole in the morning, they're the asshold. If you run into assholes all day long, you're the asshole."
Posted by: Raylan Givens at September 13, 2017 09:42 PM (p986Q) 370
Maybe we need a special investigator to find ALL the reasons Hillary lost.
Or do it the easy way: Make a list of every proposition of the form "X is to blame for Hillary's loss", and drop the one which starts with "Hillary". Posted by: George LeS at September 13, 2017 11:12 PM (+TcCF) 371
Clinton can't control her own eyes. How does she expect to control a country?
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