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Some Choice Quotes from Hillary Clinton's Book About Collapsing In the Street (And Also, Losing a Presidential Election)

This person has collected some quotes from Hillary Clinton's book, called Dude, Where's My Shoe?.

I'll post some of the awfulness below.

For the TL;DR crowd, here's one of the worst passages:


"Absolution?"

Here is some more of her horribleness, with criticism from a reader.

The quote to set the mood:


On the pain of being awful:


What about all that sweet, sweet chardonnay?


In which the credentials of Hillary's ghostwriter are questioned:


In which Hillary continues trying to peddle her "sunny, optimistic" campaign message, at the same time she impugns America as a racist, sexist nation of deplorables:


Here Hillary claims that she would not go near the "politics of resentment," despite the fact she ran what even 538 called the most negative campaign in American history, and also ran almost exclusively on identity politics resentment at Straight White Men:


Hillary continues nursing old grudges here -- as they say of the bitter and the foolish, "She has forgotten nothing and she has learned nothing."


Here she continues pandering to her Identity Politics Resentment base:


I'm skipping a lot, but you should know that this book is a puddle of hyperemotive wallowing. It's still All About Her. Here, for example:


You have to click on both parts of this quote-box:


Hillary really likes talking about drinking. I always think this is sort of Red Flag. Before someone is willing to admit she has a problem:


Here she extols the virtues of one-notril breathing, before getting right back to extolling the virtues of alcohol:


More about the Healing Power of Alcoholism:


Oh and of course she retreated to the Progressive Electronic Safe Space -- namely, the television, and binge-watching Quality Shows:


It's all very sad and maudlin and emotive and blame-shifting and she still seems to think it's all about her.

Corrected: An earlier draft of this identified "KateReadsBooks" as a Hillary supporter. I thought that based on one bit of commentary she added, which I realized was ambiguous and that I'd probably misread it.

I deleted all references to her being a Hillary supporter -- except one, which I'd missed.

I just deleted that now.

Anyway, apologies for that goof. I tried to take those claims out, which I realized must be wrong as I read more of her commentary, but missed one of them.

Update: CBD tells me her patreon page describes her as a "leftist." Yeah, I kinda got the feeling that she was a pissed-off leftist, but I wasn't sure, so I didn't want to say anything about it either way.

Posted by: Ace at 06:25 PM




Comments

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1 Ahhhh....


*Manspreads*

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:26 PM (C3a3Z)

2 first

Posted by: runner at September 12, 2017 06:26 PM (QC/4S)

3 Kate knows how to defeat Sonobi, Ace.

Get her on the IT staff, pronto.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:27 PM (C3a3Z)

4 Whoo Hoo new thread

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 06:27 PM (ghofu)

5 Hillary is doing a good job on this book tour, for the other side.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 06:28 PM (6Ll1u)

6 Sonobi can only be defeated with voodoo

Posted by: runner at September 12, 2017 06:29 PM (QC/4S)

7 seventh

Posted by: runner at September 12, 2017 06:29 PM (QC/4S)

8 Again with the yoga pants.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 06:30 PM (Mouru)

9 Just as I will never tire of reading, "Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States," I will never tire of reading Hillary bashing threads.

Posted by: davidt at September 12, 2017 06:31 PM (XoldI)

10
I do believe Shrillary absolved those dead dudes in Benghazi and look what THAT got them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2017 06:32 PM (3FOeT)

11 Did I mention that I slept in Buckingham Palace right near where Queen Wutzername waves at the peons from balcony or whatever?

*hic*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 06:32 PM (Mouru)

12 I'd be pretty embarrassed if I was on Hillarys staff and let this pity party get published.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 12, 2017 06:33 PM (wmaTe)

13 We really did dodge a bullet, didn't we?

Posted by: rickl at September 12, 2017 06:33 PM (sdi6R)

14 Did you read the excerpt where Hillary said John McCain gave her a hug after the election and seemed more distraught than she was?

McCain has to be the biggest dickhead in DC and that's saying something.

Posted by: Maritime at September 12, 2017 06:33 PM (lKmt3)

15
What's the title of her stupid book, again?

It's All About Me, Me, Me??

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:33 PM (RUEW6)

16 Notice how often she lays out what she WANTED to say but never said.


She's so demure, that Hillary.

Posted by: Tami at September 12, 2017 06:33 PM (Enq6K)

17 She's engaged in a cynical effort to mimic the thoughts of a real human being. Don't be fooled.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 06:33 PM (Mouru)

18 >>>6 Sonobi can only be defeated with voodoo


I've alerted them to that misbehaving ad and they said they'd resolve it.

Sorry about that. Sonobi takes liberties.

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:33 PM (8rNrN)

19 >>>Did you read the excerpt where Hillary said John McCain gave her a hug after the election and seemed more distraught than she was?

yup!

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:34 PM (8rNrN)

20
Your dogs would not have voted for you either, but you live in NY so they weren't trotted into the boting booths (so to speak).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2017 06:34 PM (3FOeT)

21 Thanks, Hillary, for that image of you in the bathtub. Was the showerhead removeable?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 06:34 PM (6FqZa)

22 FBN Breaking: reports are that the supreme court will allow Trump admin to ban most refugees.


Bigly! Yuuuuge even!

Posted by: Tami at September 12, 2017 06:34 PM (Enq6K)

23 Man, everywhere you go on the inner webs today...

Hillary quotes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2017 06:34 PM (EyPfd)

24 Mmmm, sweet as strawberries and wine.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 06:34 PM (xJa6I)

25 Maisie seems like an... Uh... "interesting" choice for a dog's name.

What color is she?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 12, 2017 06:34 PM (rjrh3)

26 well, that account for one sale of the book. wonder if there will be others...maybe she will get a 100 or so, you know kind of like novelty items have a certain value, even if they are strange

Posted by: runner at September 12, 2017 06:34 PM (QC/4S)

27 14 Did you read the excerpt where Hillary said John McCain gave her a hug after the election and seemed more distraught than she was?

McCain has to be the biggest dickhead in DC and that's saying something.
Posted by: Maritime at September 12, 2017 06:33 PM (lKmt3)

Yeah. Not surprising to anyone.

McCain sucks balls.

Apparently, also, he doesn't have a long memory. I am SURE we can find Hillary quotes from 2008 calling him the second coming of Hitler or whatever.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 12, 2017 06:35 PM (wmaTe)

28 Did you read the excerpt where Hillary said John McCain gave her a hug after the election and seemed more distraught than she was?



I've tried to avoid endorsing Team Tumor because I'm sort of a good person, but...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 06:35 PM (Mouru)

29 Has nobody told her whinging and excuses are not presidential?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 06:35 PM (GCuK+)

30 Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Sonobi, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:35 PM (C3a3Z)

31 The real problem with Shrillary's book is that it isn't entitled, "Letters From A Birmingham Women's Prison".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 12, 2017 06:35 PM (rZ+mb)

32 It will be so great if she somehow manages to steamroll the rest of the donks again for 2020. She'll get to relive that McGovern loss all over again.

Posted by: mugiwara at September 12, 2017 06:35 PM (I7hGG)

33 I've alerted them to that misbehaving ad and they said they'd resolve it.

==

I hear you, #TwoWeeks , no problemo

Posted by: runner at September 12, 2017 06:35 PM (QC/4S)

34 19 >>>Did you read the excerpt where Hillary said John McCain gave her a hug after the election and seemed more distraught than she was?

yup!
Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:34 PM (8rNrN)

Well yeah, their side lost. No wonder Commander Cancer was upset.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2017 06:35 PM (xJa6I)

35 That's a lot of content. I read most of it.

I saw Hillary on the teevee today saying that she is not going to go away, she still has a lot to say and will be using her prominence to advocate or something.

Why? What did we do wrong?

Is it too late to buy indulgences or something?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 12, 2017 06:36 PM (gIRsn)

36 Hillary losing made our year!

Posted by: Chappaqua Liquors at September 12, 2017 06:36 PM (bc2Lc)

37 Oh, yeah, I remember when my dad and I ran into Mitt Romney at a Chic-fil-a and my dad made me apologize for not voting for him. Happens all the time.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 12, 2017 06:36 PM (Zd2ZF)

38 The shower head is removeable.

Posted by: Huma at September 12, 2017 06:36 PM (89T5c)

39 senator john McCain seemed as distraught as she was..

uh yeah

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:36 PM (FKrah)

40
FBN Breaking: reports are that the supreme court will allow Trump admin to ban most refugees.


Bigly! Yuuuuge even!

Posted by: Tami



Woo Hoo!


Not tired of WINING yet!!

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:36 PM (RUEW6)

41 I wonder what kind of games NYT is going to have to play to rig the bestseller list and make this book number one.

Posted by: mark1971 at September 12, 2017 06:36 PM (xPl2J)

42 #Don'tJudgeACrookByHerCover

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 12, 2017 06:36 PM (rjrh3)

43 This is wretched stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 06:37 PM (cJiNU)

44 "if you eat at Chipotle, keep going."

*cross out line from that Tubman play.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 12, 2017 06:37 PM (sGSvK)

45 Wow, those quotes are something else.

I can't wait not to read Hillary's book.

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2017 06:37 PM (UoSKV)

46
McCain's brain cancer might be the Republican version of brain cancer....

FAKE.

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:37 PM (RUEW6)

47 The shower head is removeable.
Posted by: Huma

And disposable

Posted by: Bruce at September 12, 2017 06:37 PM (8ikIW)

48 Say what you will about Trump, but... thank god he's not Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 12, 2017 06:37 PM (wmaTe)

49 She is insufferable.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2017 06:37 PM (SjImc)

50 >>>That's a lot of content. I read most of it.

how could someone pass on reading about Hillary's well-earned agony?

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:38 PM (8rNrN)

51 I went to Wembley Stadium to see the Wall, Hillary Clinton probably didn't.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 06:38 PM (6Ll1u)

52 Someone needs to PShop Absolution into an Absolute ad to go with that top quote.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:38 PM (C3a3Z)

53
Even McCain's brain cancer is as annoying as he is.

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:38 PM (RUEW6)

54 1. Hillary is an awful, terrible person.

2. Kate needs a GoFundMe page for reading that drek.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 12, 2017 06:38 PM (bkUtD)

55 I read it all, still its
I take all responsibility but its everyone else's fault

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 06:38 PM (ghofu)

56 Nevertheless, she Persists.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:38 PM (C3a3Z)

57 Hillary bungled it when she didn't eat at a Chipotle every day of the campaign. Those security cam pics where she looked like an uglier version of Madame Ceauseascu really humanized her a lot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 06:38 PM (Mouru)

58
Hannah from WI had better watch her six!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2017 06:38 PM (3FOeT)

59
The drunken, bitter old hag should have called her book.
"One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer".

Posted by: YIKES at September 12, 2017 06:38 PM (t6XCL)

60 45 Wow, those quotes are something else.

I can't wait not to read Hillary's book.

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2017 06:37 PM (UoSKV)

Too late. You just did.

Posted by: rickl at September 12, 2017 06:39 PM (sdi6R)

61
Is it too late to buy indulgences or something?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 12, 2017 06:36 PM (gIRsn)
---
It's too late for priestly intercession, you need a practitioner of the dark arts to set the proper wards in place and banish her to the hell of wind and ghosts.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 12, 2017 06:39 PM (qJtVm)

62 Hillary said today: I would have been seen as a genius if I won.

Sean Spicer responded: And if I won the lottery I'd be rich.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at September 12, 2017 06:39 PM (SIY7D)

63 If she tells you NO, keep going.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 12, 2017 06:39 PM (89T5c)

64 I heart naps but stay woke.

Also, my diaper is chock full o' shit.

Posted by: that Cute Little Boy at September 12, 2017 06:39 PM (8b+oT)

65
McCain's "tumor" isn't so much a tumor as it's a tiny John McCain growing in his skull. A mean little shit just like McCain.

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:39 PM (RUEW6)

66 Hillary will be a bigger albatros around the neck of the Democrats than McCain is for the GOP. And that's not easy.

Posted by: davidt at September 12, 2017 06:39 PM (XoldI)

67 I am wondering if my mom will get it

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 06:39 PM (ghofu)

68 "We all have to live with the consequences of our decisions."






heh.

Posted by: Officer Paddy O'Irony at September 12, 2017 06:39 PM (2wRtc)

69 "I was dry eyed and felt calm and clear..." in the kate reads book section shows that infamous "Che Che" is actually Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 06:39 PM (iVOAv)

70 Also, Dems always act like increased turn out would HELP them win elections. Are we really sure of that?

I mean, I know a lot of non-political people who if forced to vote would not vote D. Maybe R, maybe third party, but not D.

I know polls of "adults" tend to swing more D then polls of registered or likely voters, but... I don't know.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 12, 2017 06:39 PM (wmaTe)

71 If you are greedy, keep stealing.

If you are dishonest, keep lying.

If you are Hillary, keep blaming.

Posted by: Dang at September 12, 2017 06:40 PM (8b+oT)

72
there is an undesirable link between Hillary's agony and one's appetite, so...wait, wait - GAINZZZ ?

Posted by: runner at September 12, 2017 06:40 PM (QC/4S)

73 Thomas Jefferson stole the election!

Posted by: Zombie John Adams at September 12, 2017 06:40 PM (Zd2ZF)

74 I wonder what kind of games NYT is going to have to play to rig the bestseller list and make this book number one.
Posted by: mark1971 at September 12, 2017 06:36 PM (xPl2J)


/pol is actually pushing a campaign for people to buy Trump's book Great Again today so he can beat Hillary again!

Posted by: mugiwara at September 12, 2017 06:40 PM (I7hGG)

75 Now with Shrillary bitching about the young women who didn't vote for her ... is there anyone that Shrillary hasn't blamed for her pathetic loss (aside from Queef Shrillary, of course)?

Trump promised to jail this rancid bitch. I would like to see that happen. Not just jail, but solitary ... incommunicado, please.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 12, 2017 06:40 PM (rZ+mb)

76
I'll go out on a limb here and declare one-nostril breathing is complete bullshit.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2017 06:40 PM (3FOeT)

77 I thought about downloading it last night at midnight but I'm not sure I could get through it.

It does in fact seem poorly written, apart from all the endless Poor Me wallowing.

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:40 PM (8rNrN)

78 I can't wait for it to come out on audio book.

I will play it on a boombox in public places.

ISIS will be horrified at how cruel we are.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 12, 2017 06:40 PM (/9uFC)

79 Too late. You just did.
Posted by: rickl at September 12, 2017 06:39 PM (sdi6R)
----------

Surely there's more than the dreck above. 538 pages, or something, right?

Well, who cares how many pages, and I surely don't, because I'll never read them.

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2017 06:41 PM (UoSKV)

80 You know who also liked to scream into a pillow?

Teddy Roosevelt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 06:41 PM (Mouru)

81

Hillary is an absolute nut-case.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 12, 2017 06:41 PM (fceHP)

82 So, her ghost writer is just terrible, right?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 06:41 PM (iVOAv)

83
A is for alcohol
B is for open bar
C is for chardonnay
D is for drunk on my ass - again

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2017 06:41 PM (3FOeT)

84
btw, someone mentioned the Democrat Fascist mayor of Seattle suddenly resigned (tomorrow) amidst allegations of child sexual abuse.

He's obviously GUILTY.

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:41 PM (RUEW6)

85 I'm not convinced this is ghostwritten, or the ghostwriter is freaking fantastic. It sounds EXACTLY like Hillary just sat down and started talking. Those are her words, people.

Posted by: sunny-dee at September 12, 2017 06:41 PM (QAOZh)

86 "As the evening wore on, and the bottle of chardonnay emptied, I began to weep for our country. I pity you for not selecting me as your next president! You evil haters were immune to my positive, committee-approved messaging! I wept softly as Bill came in. He said "Honey, is there anything I can do?" I thought quickly. "Yes there is dear Bill, fetch Momma the Jim Beam."

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 12, 2017 06:42 PM (fftfA)

87
Hillary will be a bigger albatros around the neck of the Democrats than McCain is for the GOP. And that's not easy.

*ahem*

Posted by: Big Mike 2020 at September 12, 2017 06:42 PM (t6XCL)

88 Hmm. Maybe I should have eaten that baby...


*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at September 12, 2017 06:42 PM (Mouru)

89 You know who also liked to scream into a pillow?

Teddy Roosevelt.
Posted by: Cicero

You know who likes to bite the pillow.

The JEF

Posted by: Bruce at September 12, 2017 06:42 PM (8ikIW)

90 I thought about downloading it last night at midnight but I'm not sure I could get through it.

It does in fact seem poorly written, apart from all the endless Poor Me wallowing.

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:40 PM (8rNrN)
---------

Oh geez, ace, really? I hope you're not going to do that on our account. I couldn't bear the guilt.

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2017 06:42 PM (UoSKV)

91 how could someone pass on reading about Hillary's well-earned agony?


I'll get to it. I just didn't want to be comment #199.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 12, 2017 06:42 PM (gIRsn)

92 "he got a measure of revenge..."

That quote, right there.

That's what we call a tell.

Hillary is now going to be consumed with getting Chelsea elected.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:42 PM (C3a3Z)

93 82 So, her ghost writer is just terrible, right?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 06:41 PM (iVOAv)

As I told her -- should have hired Bill Ayers. Excellent writer, keeps a low profile.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 12, 2017 06:42 PM (wmaTe)

94

She brings up Martha Stewart.

Too bad it wasn't in reference to her staying in the exact same cell in prison as Martha.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 12, 2017 06:42 PM (fceHP)

95 >>>I'll go out on a limb here and declare one-nostril breathing is complete bullshit.

yeah... not sure how breathing in just one nostril succeeds in differentially feeding oxygen to the two halves of your brain.

Seems like something only a distraught, mentally, emotionally, and physically frail old lady could believe (after she's exhausted the healing remedies of drunkenness).

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:42 PM (8rNrN)

96 Reggie- if you're not balls deep, keep going.

Posted by: Barak the Magnificent at September 12, 2017 06:42 PM (89T5c)

97 I think she ready for 2020, they should run her

Posted by: runner at September 12, 2017 06:42 PM (QC/4S)

Posted by: Hillary! at September 12, 2017 06:43 PM (JO9+V)

99 Oh sweet lord...did one of those quote just say yoga pants????

Oh gawd...I cannot unsee that in my mind!!!!

Liquor!!!! I need liquor!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2017 06:43 PM (0tfLf)

100 reports are that the supreme court will' allow 'Trump

nice that they would 'allow'

right?

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2017 06:43 PM (FKrah)

101 The thought of her in yoga pants has me screaming in my pillow.

Posted by: peacelovewoodstock at September 12, 2017 06:43 PM (q136n)

102 "Drinking, for me, is both a sport and a pleasure. It eases the burden of being a super smart forward thinking positive person in this miserable country filled with misogynistic fools."

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 12, 2017 06:43 PM (fftfA)

103 >>>Oh geez, ace, really? I hope you're not going to do that on our account. I couldn't bear the guilt.


no it would just be to get an easy post. but then, I realized, 10,000 other people would have had this same idea, and I could just crib from their quotes.

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:43 PM (8rNrN)

104 That quote, right there.

That's what we call a tell.

Hillary is now going to be consumed with getting Chelsea elected.
Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:42 PM (C3a3Z)

Eh... Chelsea is horrible and has no personality. I don't see the D's going for it.

But who knows? I didn't think they'd actually nominate Hillary, either.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 12, 2017 06:43 PM (wmaTe)

105 "And after all that, those goddamned Jooos still wouldn't refund my money on the unused glass ceiling."

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at September 12, 2017 06:43 PM (Mouru)

106 With all the media personal, her hardest backers, institutions getting it ( librarys and colleges) that could make it into the top sells

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 06:43 PM (ghofu)

107 McCain sucks balls.

Apparently, also, he doesn't have a long memory. I am SURE we can find Hillary quotes from 2008 calling him the second coming of Hitler or whatever.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

_______

Same with how Pappy Bush and the whole Bush clan endorsed Hillary.

Never mind the Clintons destroyed Bush Sr, drug him through the mud and made him a one termer. Trump said Jeb had "low energy" and that's way worse.

Amazing how quickly these RINOs can forgive and forget their fellow Democrats.

Posted by: Maritime at September 12, 2017 06:43 PM (lKmt3)

108 Raise your hand if you believe Bill and Hillary actually sat down together and binge-watched NCIS.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 12, 2017 06:44 PM (Zd2ZF)

109
I don't know about you guys, but it sure sounds like an appeal to Democrats to let her run (win the nom, iow) again in 2020.

Agree or disagree?

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:44 PM (RUEW6)

110 At the debates I felt Trump was grabbing my pussy with his eyes and stuff, it was a nightmare, like 9/11, but worse, like if Hitler had attacked the World Trade Center buildings with tiny hands and misogyny.

Posted by: Hillary! Clinton at September 12, 2017 06:44 PM (4e+hS)

111 Hillary's prose offers hope to all us morons who have attempted to get our words into print.

There is no way any of us here could write shit that wooden and non-self-aware (is there a word in English? German?). I've read better from our fucking trolls.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 06:44 PM (6FqZa)

112 OMG

Posted by: Grump928(C) notes at September 12, 2017 06:44 PM (LTHVh)

113 also I realized that spending five hours to read such a horrible book (and taking an hour to make notes and such) wasn't really the stuff of "an easy post."

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:44 PM (8rNrN)

114 Hillary is a cautionary tale about the danger of politicians surrounding themselves with a protective bubble of sycophants who ensure they will never hear criticism.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 06:44 PM (GCuK+)

115 >>I'll go out on a limb here and declare one-nostril breathing is complete bullshit.



It works just fine.

Even better if you add some cocaine and a penis to the equation.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 12, 2017 06:44 PM (C3a3Z)

116 As the floor of the van rushed up towards my head, my last conscious thought was sensing that one of my shoes had fallen off.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 12, 2017 06:44 PM (JO9+V)

117 It's too late for priestly intercession, you need a practitioner of the dark arts to set the proper wards in place and banish her to the hell of wind and ghosts.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes


Someone with a Betty Page haircut? How's Thursday? Does Thursday work for you?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 12, 2017 06:44 PM (gIRsn)

118
btw, it appears that the Clinton Globulin Fund has dried up.

Or has it??

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:44 PM (RUEW6)

119 "Hyperemotive wallowing."

Isn't that really the story of each one of us?

Posted by: The Left at September 12, 2017 06:44 PM (aT+Bx)

120 >>>I'll go out on a limb here and declare one-nostril breathing is complete bullshit.

Not at all. Nose-pickers do it all the time.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 12, 2017 06:44 PM (rZ+mb)

121 Do I get a mention?

Posted by: Lack of Concession Speech at September 12, 2017 06:44 PM (bc2Lc)

122 yeah... not sure how breathing in just one nostril succeeds in differentially feeding oxygen to the two halves of your brain.

Seems like something only a distraught, mentally, emotionally, and physically frail old lady could believe (after she's exhausted the healing remedies of drunkenness).
Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:42 PM (8rNrN)

It's one of those fad things. It's supposed to make you concentrate on breathing, which makes you stop concentrating on other stuff, which... does something. I don't know.

It's part of the whole "mindfulness" thing. Closely related to Yoga, in my experience.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 12, 2017 06:45 PM (wmaTe)

123 no it would just be to get an easy post. but then, I realized, 10,000 other people would have had this same idea, and I could just crib from their quotes.

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:43 PM (8rNrN)
-----------

Maybe the post itself would be easy, but what you would have to go through before writing it would give you nightmares, probably.

Don't do it, ace. Save yourself. We're not worth it.

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2017 06:45 PM (UoSKV)

124 The woman's pathological. The White House is her white whale.

Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2017 06:45 PM (ANIFC)

125
The Clintons would be CRAZY to continue their illegal global grafting org while Donald Trump and Jeff Sessions are in power, yes??

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:45 PM (RUEW6)

126 "We all have to live with the consequences of our decisions."
-----
I heart naps. So I'm gonna take one right here on this New York City sidewalk!

Posted by: Dang at September 12, 2017 06:45 PM (8b+oT)

127 "One of the things I've learned over the years is how easy it is for some people to say horrible things about me when I'm not around, but how hard it is for them to look me in the eye and say it to my face"


fucking jews

Posted by: Cheryl Mills at September 12, 2017 06:46 PM (nFwvY)

128 59
The drunken, bitter old hag should have called her book.
"One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer".
Posted by: YIKES at September 12, 2017 06:38 PM (t6XCL)

I don't think even Johnny Walker, or his brothers Blackie and Red, could tolerate spending much time around her...

Posted by: the Butcher at September 12, 2017 06:46 PM (KtAmr)

129 97 I think she ready for 2020, they should run her
Posted by: runner at September 12, 2017 06:42 PM (QC/4S)

++
LOL.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 06:46 PM (7m3t8)

130 Is that room where Hillary stayed, in the palace, the same one where they filmed her scenes with the Russian uranium buyers?

Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 06:46 PM (EaQ6/)

131 Does she go into detail about how she dealt with the devil when he discovered she has no soul to sell?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 06:46 PM (cjwsC)

132 When I learned that none of my staff had thought to retrieve my shoe from the sidewalk, I deposited my one remaining one in Robby Mook's rectum."

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at September 12, 2017 06:46 PM (Mouru)

133 Do you think Trump is paying her to remind people who he was running against?

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2017 06:46 PM (jHrzU)

134 I thought about downloading it last night at midnight but I'm not sure I could get through it.

It does in fact seem poorly written, apart from all the endless Poor Me wallowing.

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:40 PM (8rNrN)


Wait....you were gonna pay for this dreck?!

Posted by: Tami at September 12, 2017 06:46 PM (Enq6K)

135 I have no sympathy for the devil.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 06:46 PM (LTHVh)

136
I think she ready for 2020, they should run her
Posted by: runner at September 12, 2017 06:42 PM (QC/4S)

I hear that the new 2020 Hillary model will have the active stability control and built Siri to answer all your questions.

Posted by: YIKES! at September 12, 2017 06:46 PM (t6XCL)

137 Hillary went on long walks with her dog of a husband?

.....I may have slightly altered the prepositions therein.....

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved at September 12, 2017 06:46 PM (oBuXO)

138 "he got a measure of revenge..."



That quote, right there.



That's what we call a tell.



Hillary is now going to be consumed with getting Chelsea elected.

Posted by: garrett
===========
Chelsea has a well of charisma and charm to draw on that makes Hillary's look like the Pacific Ocean.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 12, 2017 06:46 PM (/9uFC)

139 "After days of binge drinking, I made the mistake of going on line. I can't say exactly what I did, or what I said, but I'm pretty sure there are several photos of my tooter circulating around on tinder. This would disconcert me if 1) I hadn't used the handle "45th President" on all my posts and 2) The photos of my privates were as frequently circulated as the photos of Bill's junk."

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 12, 2017 06:47 PM (fftfA)

140 111 Hillary's prose offers hope to all us morons who have attempted to get our words into print.

There is no way any of us here could write shit that wooden and non-self-aware (is there a word in English? German?). I've read better from our fucking trolls.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 06:44 PM (6FqZa)



But do you not see?

Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2017 06:47 PM (ANIFC)

141 Hillary's prose offers hope to all us morons who have attempted to get our words into print.



There is no way any of us here could write shit that wooden
and non-self-aware (is there a word in English? German?). I've read
better from our fucking trolls.


Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 06:44 PM
---

if you're a celebutard or any type of "personality" you're got a built in audience, or so they think. So quality does not matter. Or talent.

Built.
In.
Audience.

as for the rest of us who can write... yeah, it's an uphill battle at the very least.

unless we start writing" hillary fan fic" or "islam conquers the world and life is wonderful fic."

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 06:47 PM (aT+Bx)

142
Said this before -

I've Got Ninety-nine Excuses and "I Sucked" Isn't One

-- rejected title for this magnum opus

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2017 06:47 PM (3FOeT)

143 Do I get a mention?

Posted by: Lack of Concession Speech
-----
That chapter is called, The Big Drunk Blackout. So, no.

Posted by: Dang at September 12, 2017 06:48 PM (8b+oT)

144 yeah... not sure how breathing in just one nostril succeeds in differentially feeding oxygen to the two halves of your brain.



Seems like something only a distraught, mentally, emotionally, and
physically frail old lady could believe (after she's exhausted the
healing remedies of drunkenness).

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:42 PM (8rNrN)


Shows what you know. Try breathing through your eyelids.

Posted by: Nuke LaLoosh at September 12, 2017 06:48 PM (JO9+V)

145 "Bill and I both RE-READ a book from 1951."

Go fuck yourself, elderly hipster. She follows this up with watching NCIS.

Incoherent lunacy and/or just terrible ghostwriting.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 12, 2017 06:48 PM (F0ZHr)

146 Save yourself. We're not worth it.

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2017 06:45 PM (UoSKV)

Neither are we....

Posted by: The Red Sox at September 12, 2017 06:48 PM (wYseH)

147 Imagine that this "thing" was elected POTUS.

Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2017 06:48 PM (q177U)

148 SONOBI>Hillary.

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved at September 12, 2017 06:48 PM (oBuXO)

149 Scary to think that this woman (hardened cis-person) wanted to be the leader of the free world. Her mentality suggests that maybe she should limit herself to serving tacos at a Jack-In-The-Box drive-thru.

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2017 06:48 PM (D0riW)

150 And that lady is just full of grace. What she said to Zinke when he was being gracious? That was shitty. But her faithful will eat it up she told that evil white man off!

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2017 06:49 PM (jHrzU)

151 It was a dark and stormy night.
The van was nearby but in my haze I was unsure of how far.
My show went flying.
I went flying.
The van went flying.

hic!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2017 06:49 PM (0tfLf)

152
Did anyone else notice her big fat rolls during the cbs interview?

Her waist is huge -- that's why she wears those stupid pants suits so her suit-jacket hides her gigantic waistline.

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:49 PM (RUEW6)

153 The publishing house must have too much money if they can waste on this.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 06:49 PM (cjwsC)

154 I remember Trump coming up to me and saying "You know, I secretly voted for you...and I will leave Melina in a heartbeat for your sweet sweet ass..." I was flattered by that misogynistic pig. If only men in this country could see me as something other than a sex object....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 12, 2017 06:49 PM (fftfA)

155 Do you think Trump is paying her to remind people who he was running against?
Posted by: blaster

___________

It would be money well spent.

Anytime I get frustrated with Trump, Hillary waddles out and I remember how blessed we are.

Posted by: Maritime at September 12, 2017 06:49 PM (lKmt3)

156 ...and snipers, and pneumonia, and Russians, and head injuries, and misogyny, and Macedonians, and Wiener, and the FBI, and bimbos, and the VRWC, and Mook...MOOOK!, and the godforsaken Electoral College, and your faithless whore, non-voting daughter, and...

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 06:49 PM (2wRtc)

157 Hey, my EYES are up here....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 12, 2017 06:49 PM (fftfA)

158 There is no way any of us here could write shit that wooden

and non-self-aware

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 06:44 PM

Oh...so you don't read the Food Thread?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2017 06:50 PM (wYseH)

159 There's one quote I forgot to, um, quote, where KateReadsBooks quotes her claiming she's not one to lose her drive and give up. But then the next sentence is, "But I do stew and rumin--"

Ruminate, obviously, though the word is truncated due to a page-break, I guess.

So she "stews" and "ruminates." Perseverates, I guess, like a crazy person does.

Just the sort of psychological make-up you want in a president!

Oh, that and remembering every criticism that every person has levelled at you.

When the NeverTrump fredocons (as Colonel Schlicter calls them) would criticize Trump's admittedly damaged and yet expansive ego, I would always ask, "What is our alternative?"

Hillary Clinton does not seem like a psychologically centered person herself.

She seems like a narcissistic, hateful, self-pitying, entitled, vindictive egotist.

Oh, and she drinks a lot, which at least trump supposedly does not.



Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:50 PM (8rNrN)

160 Do you think Trump is paying her to remind people who he was running against?
--

Nah.

He doesn't have to.

She's mentally ill and no one is reigning her in or slipping her meds.

So this is really just a bonus for Donnie Two Scoops.

He's solving problems and dealing with Grown Up Issues like TWO Hurricanes and the Norks, while she's like "Women let me down!!! U R All Haters!!!!! I was CHEATED!!!!"

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 06:50 PM (aT+Bx)

161 "Bill and I both RE-READ a book from 1951."

Go fuck yourself, elderly hipster. She follows this up with watching NCIS.


Then after a quart of scotch, we binged watched The Muppet Show

Posted by: Bruce at September 12, 2017 06:50 PM (8ikIW)

162 Neither are we....
Posted by: The Red Sox at September 12, 2017 06:48 PM (wYseH)
-------------

But we're even worse.

Posted by: The Yankees at September 12, 2017 06:50 PM (UoSKV)

163 And all the lies about my illness - people kept saying I was sick, when I was clearly just drunk most of the time...sheesh...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 12, 2017 06:50 PM (fftfA)

164 Chelsea is pretty. Better looking than either Tally or Maisie, so she'll do just fine.

Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 06:50 PM (EaQ6/)

165 After the election I was mad at the world but especially at cats, I felt they could have done more for my campaign, some didn't even vote! And we had registered so so many.

Posted by: Hillary! Clinton at September 12, 2017 06:50 PM (4e+hS)

166 And you people wonder why I porked Monica Lewnisky?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 12, 2017 06:50 PM (bkUtD)

167 I'm no sayer of sooth, but I am telling you that Hillary is all in on seeing Chelsea elected to public office.

It's all she has left and a strict regiment of one-nostril breathing has opened her thrid eye to the hostorical parallels between her story and that of Jon Adams.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:50 PM (C3a3Z)

168 Holy shitballs.

Hey, I know you mundanes like Downton Abbey but I've stayed in Buckingham Palace bitches.

This is so poorly written I am tempted to believe she wrote it herself.

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at September 12, 2017 06:50 PM (dEQP3)

169 It is an ancient abuela,


And she stoppeth one of three.


'By thy long grey hair and glittering eye,


Now wherefore stopp'st thou me?

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 12, 2017 06:51 PM (M+Lyo)

170
Hillary Clinton does not seem like a psychologically centered person herself.
---

Hirrary seem roverey to me. I invite her here, she bring money. Me happy.

Posted by: Kim, Dear Leader of North Korea at September 12, 2017 06:51 PM (aT+Bx)

171 I talked with Tiffany Trump about her plans to attend law school.

I also gave her tips on how to flunk the D.C. bar exam, and blame it on her boyfriend!

Posted by: Hilliary at September 12, 2017 06:51 PM (BXf9o)

172 >>>"he got a measure of revenge..."



That quote, right there.



That's what we call a tell.


...

i meant to link this to my "stew and ruminate" quote which is above.

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:51 PM (8rNrN)

173 143 Do I get a mention?

Posted by: Lack of Concession Speech
-----
That chapter is called, The Big Drunk Blackout. So, no.
Posted by: Dang at September 12, 2017 06:48 PM (8b+oT)

+++

ROTF

Posted by: washrivergal at September 12, 2017 06:51 PM (7m3t8)

174 ...and snipers, and pneumonia, and Russians, and head injuries, and misogyny, and Macedonians, and Wiener, and the FBI, and bimbos, and the VRWC, and Mook...MOOOK!, and the godforsaken Electoral College, and your faithless whore, non-voting daughter, and...

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 06:49 PM (2wRtc)

But she really killed it in cattle futures!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 12, 2017 06:52 PM (rZ+mb)

175 ! Abso-fucking-lution!

Commie Pope wannabee.

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved at September 12, 2017 06:52 PM (oBuXO)

176 163 And all the lies about my illness - people kept saying I was sick, when I was clearly just drunk most of the time...sheesh...
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 12, 2017 06:50 PM (fftfA)


Nobody knew Hillary drank until one day she showed up sober.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 06:52 PM (cjwsC)

177 >>>166 And you people wonder why I porked Monica Lewnisky?
Posted by: Bill Clinton

Not even once, actually.

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:52 PM (8rNrN)

178 Hey, my EYES are up here....
Posted by: Hillary Clinton

They may be looking in different directions, but they're up here

Posted by: Bruce at September 12, 2017 06:52 PM (8ikIW)

179 164 Chelsea is pretty. Better looking than either Tally or Maisie, so she'll do just fine.

Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 06:50 PM

Just don't let her hear you say Frau Bruner.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2017 06:52 PM (0tfLf)

180
She seems like a narcissistic, hateful, self-pitying, entitled, vindictive egotist.
--

And she shares those personality traits with 2/3 of the Democratic party.

/yep, those are her GOOD points.

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 06:53 PM (aT+Bx)

181 How hard it is to look her in the eye and say it to her face?

Are you kidding me?

Bitch. I would give a years pay to have one minute - just one minute - to look you directly in the eye and say directly to your fucking face just what I think of you.


Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 12, 2017 06:53 PM (jWe5r)

182 Please excuse my language but what the fuck does she think she's doing?

Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2017 06:53 PM (q177U)

183 Oh, and she drinks a lot, which at least trump supposedly does not.



Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:50 PM (8rNrN)

In fairness, I'll give her credit for that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 06:53 PM (Mouru)

184 Fat, drunk, and Female Messiah-Complexed is no way to go through life, sister.

Posted by: Dean Vernon Wormer at September 12, 2017 06:53 PM (8rNrN)

185 in all honesty, I can say I can't believe a word of what this old harridan says.

I never did but this is reaching for a new level of ME BS ME BS ME BS

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2017 06:53 PM (ILitO)

186 29 Has nobody told her whinging and excuses are not presidential?

At this point, what difference does it make?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 12, 2017 06:53 PM (v3pYe)

187 If there was not FAB, The devil would have to invent one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2017 06:53 PM (SjImc)

188 I guess her proofreader edited out an original "stew and marinate"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 06:53 PM (6FqZa)

189
btw, I heard something hilarious today on Fake News:

First of all, President Trump's investigation into election fraud is For Real and just might be huge.

Well, it's proceeding along nicely and, get this, finding lots of "isolated incidents" of fraud in several states, according to the Fake News BUT still "no evidence of widestread voting fraud as President Trump claims," says Fake News!!

Does that bullshit sound familiar?? It does because it's the same Big Lie we are told about all these 'isolated muslim attacks' that don't add up to a widespread islamist problem.

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:54 PM (RUEW6)

190 She compares herself to Cersei Lannister, and thinks that's a good thing.

Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2017 06:54 PM (ANIFC)

191
Hillary is an absolute nut-case.
===

Remember when Algore lost and went crazy and got fat and divorced and started a climate cult?

Yeah. Like that.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 06:54 PM (2wRtc)

192 I re-read books from 1951 too; science fiction books, ya' dumb stumble bum! Just get in the van, Hillary, and keep it together until we can find a liquor store, okay?!

Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 06:54 PM (EaQ6/)

193 It would be money well spent.



Anytime I get frustrated with Trump, Hillary waddles out and I remember how blessed we are.
=========

Speaking with couple of girls this weekend. Somehow Trump came up.

One started going on about how she really didn't like Trump.

I thought, "Oh no--you may be a redhead with a nice rack, but you're about to lose points."

Then she said, "But, there's no way I could vote for Hillary--she's just horrible."

It was hard to quit looking at her rack.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 12, 2017 06:54 PM (/9uFC)

194 >>>She compares herself to Cersei Lannister, and thinks that's a good thing.

does she really? I missed that.

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:55 PM (8rNrN)

195 There's one quote I forgot to, um, quote, where KateReadsBooks quotes her claiming she's not one to lose her drive and give up. But then the next sentence is, "But I do stew and rumin--"

Ruminate, obviously, though the word is truncated due to a page-break, I guess.

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:50 PM (8rNrN)

I don't think so. "Ruminate" would be broken at "rumi-".

I think Shrillary was talking about rum and then caught herself ... but forgot to take that line out, later.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 12, 2017 06:55 PM (rZ+mb)

196 Women and gays watched Downton Abbey so she had to give a shout out. Even though that show was not at Buckingham Palace, they had accents and maids so it was totes the same.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2017 06:55 PM (jHrzU)

197 trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 06:55 PM (XKqn4)

198 She compares herself to Cersei Lannister, and thinks that's a good thing.
Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2017 06:54 PM (ANIFC)


The only difference is that the villagers showed up for Cersei's naked walk of shame

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 06:55 PM (Mouru)

199
WTF is WHINGING??

I see this A LOT.

Is the "G" silent or something??

Whinging = Whining??

Do you also say HEIGTH?!?!

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:55 PM (RUEW6)

200 I've been looking at Kate's Twitter feed, and ace, you don't have to read the book. Kate obviously took one for the team, whoever she is.

I hope she recovers.

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2017 06:56 PM (UoSKV)

201 She's no Peggy Noonan

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 12, 2017 06:56 PM (M+Lyo)

202 Absolution. Holy Jeebus. Messiah complex much?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 06:56 PM (cJiNU)

203 She compares herself to Cersei Lannister, and thinks that's a good thing.

That Reason article needs a link here. So:
http://reason.com/blog/2017/09/12/hillary-clinton-cersei-what-happened

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 06:56 PM (6FqZa)

204 When the NeverTrump fredocons (as Colonel Schlicter calls them) would criticize Trump's admittedly damaged and yet expansive ego, I would always ask, "What is our alternative?"

___________


That was the most maddening thing about the NeverTrumpers. For some reason they were allowed the luxury to pretend there was no alternative.

I could maybe understand if say Trump were running against Joseph Lieberman or someone like that, but whatever Trump faults are, it's pretty weak stuff compared to Hillary if you're going to vote just based on standards and throw any ideological leanings out the window.

Posted by: Maritime at September 12, 2017 06:56 PM (lKmt3)

205 It's meagin me,me,me,me,memememememememememeeeeeee!

We really did dodge...

1. a bullet
2. smod
3. the antichrist

Posted by: USNtakim at September 12, 2017 06:56 PM (0OmEj)

206 Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:54 PM (RUEW6)

Well, when you purposely make it near impossible to detect voter fraud (same day registrations, no ID or proof or residence required, weeks of early voting, absentee ballots, etc. etc.), it's not surprising that it's hard to detect it.

But yeah, in a country of 320 million, the honor system is totes the way we should run elections.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 12, 2017 06:56 PM (wmaTe)

207 I know nothing of this Kate who reads Books, but I like her.

I hope she wears glasses. I like girls in glasses.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:56 PM (C3a3Z)

208 Hillary could do that exorcist thing with her head and the media would adore all the more.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 06:56 PM (GCuK+)

209 A case of a bitch
Bitch slapping a bitch
That didn't vote for the bitch

That's a bitch, man.

But bitching IYKWIM

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at September 12, 2017 06:56 PM (MCEs2)

210 I waited all day and finally have her book. I also have a tub of vasoline and a box of Kleenex.


Its going to be a LATE nite.

Posted by: Byll Winn at September 12, 2017 06:57 PM (vmsda)

211 194 >>>She compares herself to Cersei Lannister, and thinks that's a good thing.

does she really? I missed that.
Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:55 PM (8rNrN)

Local AM talk host was reading that excerpt this afternoon. That was a hell of a thing.

Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2017 06:57 PM (ANIFC)

212 look out

there is a 4 alarm fire between hillarys thighs from all that fabric rubbing

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 06:57 PM (XKqn4)

213
...and snipers, and pneumonia, and Russians, and head injuries, and misogyny, and Macedonians, and Wiener, and the FBI, and bimbos, and the VRWC, and Mook...MOOOK!, and the godforsaken Electoral College, and your faithless whore, non-voting daughter, and...
rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2017 06:57 PM (IqV8l)

214 I guess her proofreader edited out an original "stew and marinate"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 06:53 PM (6FqZa)
--------

And thank heavens for that, because the correct progression is marinate, then stew.

And yes, I have been editing the cookbook all day, why do you ask?

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2017 06:57 PM (UoSKV)

215 I'll bet this post sucks on a phone or a tablet

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 06:57 PM (XKqn4)

216 Only a person who lives in a small bubble could write this crap and present it to the public

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 06:57 PM (ghofu)

217
As the floor of the van rushed up towards my head, my last conscious thought was sensing that one of my shoes had fallen off.

Now she's cooking with gas!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2017 06:57 PM (3FOeT)

218 I just found out that I'm getting paid for this book only if I exceed 500 pages...so blink black dork doodbeeedo...ho many words was that....?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 12, 2017 06:58 PM (fftfA)

219 WTF is WHINGING??

I see this A LOT.

Is the "G" silent or something??

Whinging = Whining??

Do you also say HEIGTH?!?!

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:55 PM (RUEW6)

It's a typical typo for "whining" that people have taken to using. It annoys the everlasting shit out of me.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 12, 2017 06:58 PM (rZ+mb)

220 What a horrible woman. Obviously she was the most qualified candidate of all time!

Absolution! I love it when Dems refer to themselves in religious terms. They often see themselves as the source of the Grace- which is not creepy at all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 12, 2017 06:58 PM (rb1zT)

221 "We all have to live with the consequences of our decisions."

If Hillary believed in the Cause as much as she believed in her Divine Right to Be the First Woman President, she'd be drowning in tears over how much she set back the Progressive movement.

But it's always about Her.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 12, 2017 06:58 PM (SIY7D)

222 I remember, after the election, washing my grand-kids off with a water-hose outside our New York estate, you see they get mighty dirty and are not allowed inside unless totes clean. And as I was hosing them down I thought "The news media was totally against me because I'm a strong woman, and that's why I lost." Yeah, that what happened, put that in the book.

Posted by: Hillary! Clinton at September 12, 2017 06:58 PM (4e+hS)

223 And you people wonder why I porked Monica Lewnisky?


You did not. The Starr Report is very detailed.

Four incomplete blowjobs, one complete, in eighteen months. Married guys score better.

And the complete one, the one she begged you to let her finish, that's the one that ended up on the blue dress.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 12, 2017 06:58 PM (gIRsn)

224 I couldn't -- and wouldn't -- compete to stoke people's rage and resentment. I think that's dangerous. It helps leaders who want to take advantage of that rage to hurt people rather than help them. Besides, it's just not how I'm wired.

I'm too good, I tell you! I'm just too damn good for my own good! I'm so noble and pure and decent that I almost want to stroke myself to see if I'm real! I adore myself!

It's you f*cking dimwitted ignorant assh*le toothless deplorable racist Nazi pinheads that I can't stand! Why didn't you vote for me? Can't you see how goooooooood I am, you stupid asswipes?

Posted by: Hilliary at September 12, 2017 06:58 PM (BXf9o)

225
It's just hilarious that the Fake News is "reporting" that there were lots of isolated incidents of voter fraud in many states but....no "widespread" voter fraud...as Pres Trump claims.

Yeah, he must be crazy or something.

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:58 PM (RUEW6)

226 hillary's yoga pants.

jesus h christ, those things need to be regulated

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at September 12, 2017 06:59 PM (nFwvY)

227 Sending her to jail, at this point, would just make her a martyr. A drunk, worthless martyr. Sounds good!

Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 06:59 PM (EaQ6/)

228 >>>It's a typical typo for "whining" that people have taken to using. It annoys the everlasting shit out of me.

i thought it was a briticism for whining.

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:59 PM (8rNrN)

229 does she really? I missed that.
Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:55 PM (8rNrN)

It was in a Reason article, I think. The shaming scene was compared by her to people yelling "lock her up!" at Trump rallies.

Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2017 06:59 PM (q177U)

230 50/50 odds she will run again in 2020 if she thinks she can get the nomination and she thinks she can win. Otherwise, expect the rest of her life will consist of complaining and grifting.

Chelsea for Congress 2018!! (why she bought that 2nd house in Chapaqua, or however it's spelled. I remember reading months ago that Hill bought the house so Chelsea and her family would have a place to stay when they came to visit, as if Hill's mansion wasn't big enough.)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2017 06:59 PM (ILitO)

231 215 phones maybe but I like my tablet and think I get it all.

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 06:59 PM (ghofu)

232
Remember when Algore lost and went crazy and got fat and divorced and started a climate cult?

Yeah. Like that.
---

Yeah, but Al made a ton of money in the process. Sure, it was a scam, but what else do Democrats know?

And I don't recall him constantly bitching like the FAB does.

So really, Al is looking good in comparision.

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 06:59 PM (aT+Bx)

233 >>She compares herself to Cersei Lannister, and thinks that's a good thing.



She's actually going to walk, naked, from St. Mark's in Brooklyn to the Barnes and Noble on E. 17th St. for her book signing.


Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 06:59 PM (C3a3Z)

234 99
WTF is WHINGING??

I see this A LOT.

Is the "G" silent or something??

Whinging = Whining??

Do you also say HEIGTH?!?!
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 06:55 PM (RUEW6)

That's what my predictive text came up with and I was too lazy to change it. It's not like anybody reads my posts.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 06:59 PM (GCuK+)

235 Local AM talk host was reading that excerpt this afternoon. That was a hell of a thing.

===

wow....does Hillary have a brother ?

Posted by: runner at September 12, 2017 06:59 PM (QC/4S)

236 Who is Maisie? That sounds like a slaves name.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 12, 2017 06:59 PM (XNmc+)

237 She compares herself to Cersei Lannister, and thinks that's a good thing.

That Reason article needs a link here. So:
http://reason.com/blog/2017/09/12/hillary-clinton-cersei-what-happened

Yeah, ol' Hillz thought Cersei was a sympathetic character and she likened herself to her.

That she would do this is one more piece of support for the hypothesis that says Hillary has some weird mental defect that prevents her from reading or relating to situations like a normal person. It's like extreme Aspbergers or something.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 06:59 PM (Mouru)

238 Whinge and whinging are legitimate words, but they're used more in British English.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 07:00 PM (cJiNU)

239 "It's a typical typo for "whining""

It's a Brit thing, and it's pronounced like it reads.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 12, 2017 07:00 PM (SIY7D)

240 i thought it was a briticism for whining.
Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:59 PM (8rNrN)
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It is.

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2017 07:00 PM (UoSKV)

241 147 Imagine that this "thing" was elected POTUS.
Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2017 06:48 PM (q177U)

She would be out to exact revenge on everyone who didn't vote for her.

Posted by: rickl at September 12, 2017 07:00 PM (sdi6R)

242 After I lost the election, I decided to delve into my second pursuit - publishing fan theories on Game of Thrones...I remind myself so much of Denali Tragedian. Wait...hick. Daenerys Targaryen.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 12, 2017 07:00 PM (fftfA)

243 just want to throw this out there, hills...no one owes you shit. But I guess this book is directed to America's worst one percenters...liberal white women who own pussy hats and cheered on Sharia law the day after the inauguration because they couldn't get their deposit back.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 12, 2017 07:00 PM (DQdye)

244 And you people wonder why I porked Monica Lewnisky?


Actually no never....what I wonder is how the most powerful man in the world couldn't do better?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2017 07:00 PM (SjImc)

245 TD, DT

Too dumb, don't twitter

Posted by: freaked at September 12, 2017 07:00 PM (ycERU)

246 Whinge - to complain peevishly

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 07:01 PM (C3a3Z)

247 A lot of depressives who take Xanax to, like, survive are tearing Hillary apart for dissing them in this book.

Hillary's booze binges are sooo much healthier . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 07:01 PM (6FqZa)

248 Should someone invite Kate Who Reads Books to be an ette? Is she ette worthy?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 12, 2017 07:01 PM (nmr2M)

249
I've watched a lot of Mystery! and Masterpiece Theater and I've never heard "whinging."

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 07:01 PM (RUEW6)

250 Good gawd! She really isn't very bright is she? We dodged the biggest bullet I can think of when Trump beat her.

Posted by: Tuna at September 12, 2017 07:01 PM (jm1YL)

251 >>>Did you read the excerpt where Hillary said John McCain gave her a hug after the election and seemed more distraught than she was?

Yes. The rest of it is her trying to convince everyone that she is human, ho hum, chuckle. But that was ... important. It confirms what we suspected.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 07:01 PM (/qEW2)

252 The Hound: But they didn't, did they? So what are you whinging about?
Gendry: I'm not whinging.
The Hound: Your lips are moving and you're complaining about something. That's whinging. This one's been killed six times. You don't hear him whinging about it.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 12, 2017 07:01 PM (SIY7D)

253 It sounds like her book was intended to make people feel relieved that she didn't win

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 12, 2017 07:01 PM (h1jJh)

254 Hillary, yoga pants, some bleach-bit required.

Posted by: geoffb5 at September 12, 2017 07:01 PM (zOpu5)

255 I mean like in Game of Thrones....everyone underestimates me and my dragons....and I will rise...and persist...and persistently rise.

Wait, is NCIS on? The LA one?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 12, 2017 07:01 PM (fftfA)

256 Just assuming that 'chardonnay' is , in fact, primo Val-U-Rite vodka.

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved at September 12, 2017 07:01 PM (oBuXO)

257 It sounds like her book was intended to make people feel relieved that she didn't win
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 12, 2017 07:01 PM (h1jJh)
----------

Mission: Accomplished.

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2017 07:02 PM (UoSKV)

258 Ace,

I don't think this is just your garden variety spoiled-rotten, out-of-touch politician who hasn't been a real person for years. Let's face it, most of our career pols are psychopaths, but Hillary is even worse.

I cannot imagine the roiling nest of snakes that is inside her head.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2017 07:02 PM (wYseH)

259 And to think she was given like 10 mill for this crap

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 07:02 PM (ghofu)

260 i don't hate "whinging" but I do have to say I kinda don't like Americans saying it. It's affected.

We have our own word for it, meaning the exact same thing. Why say "whinging?" Nothing wrong with whinging per se, but it's just a tasteless, pointless word substitution for the synonymous (and American) "whining."

I wouldn't object if it had some additional nuance of meaning distinct from whining, but it doesn't.

eh. TBH I don't care. But this is the internet, where you're supposed to pretend to care about things you don't.

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 07:02 PM (8rNrN)

261 25 Maisie seems like an... Uh... "interesting" choice for a dog's name.

It's from the first song she was taught after being booted at the robotics institute:

Maisie, Maisie, give me your answer do
I'm half crazy all for the love of you
something something marriage
something something carriage
But you'd look sweet
Tossed into the back seat
By secret service, too!

The memory gets a bit dodgy after a little chardonnay.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 12, 2017 07:02 PM (sGtp+)

262 I thought it was pronounced win-jing.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at September 12, 2017 07:03 PM (nFwvY)

263 Should someone invite Kate Who Reads Books to be an ette? Is she ette worthy?
--

She read the book.

And obviously took notes.

I'm guessing I couldn't get past the first chapter without a rage stroke.

So yeah, 'ette material in my book.

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 07:03 PM (aT+Bx)

264 i thought (whinging) was a briticism for whining.

It was. Only old British ponces still use it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 07:03 PM (6FqZa)

265 Just assuming that 'chardonnay' is , in fact, primo Val-U-Rite vodka.
Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved at September 12, 2017 07:01 PM (oBuXO)


The ghostwriter thought "Chardonnay" sounded more relatable than "sterno."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 07:03 PM (Mouru)

266
The Hound: But they didn't, did they? So what are you whinging about?
Gendry: I'm not whinging.
The Hound: Your lips are moving and you're complaining about something. That's whinging. This one's been killed six times. You don't hear him whinging about it.

Ahh, I remember this. I assumed it was a Marrtinism.

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 07:03 PM (RUEW6)

267 Hillary Clinton believes that each nostril provides oxygen to only one side of the brain.

She actually believes this. Let that sink in for a moment.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 12, 2017 07:03 PM (398bZ)

268 is Sonobi the new energizer bunny?

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 07:03 PM (XKqn4)

269 I'd have given a lot to watch her reaction to Madam Secretary. I wouldn't watch it myself; I'd be too busy battling emesis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:03 PM (SRKgf)

270 I've watched a lot of Mystery! and Masterpiece Theater and I've never heard "whinging."
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 07:01 PM (RUEW6)
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Maybe it's a more recent thing. My British sister-in-law says it.

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2017 07:03 PM (UoSKV)

271 I went on some long walk in the woods with my husband and our dogs,

and a shovel and a wheelbarrow with a plastic wrapped body in it...

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2017 07:03 PM (HgMAr)

272 Alright, I'm gonna watch The Young Turks Election Night Montage, again.

It really is better than porn.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 07:03 PM (C3a3Z)

273 So I guess this movie sucked? Am I right?

Posted by: tu3031 at September 12, 2017 07:03 PM (O5Q3r)

274 Wow! I'd read more uplifting eulogies. Why isn't she 50 points ahead, I found myself asking, as I read.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 12, 2017 07:03 PM (tbOMB)

275 >>>246 Whinge - to complain peevishly


that's what whine means.

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 07:04 PM (8rNrN)

276 Posted by: Ignoramus at September 12, 2017 07:01 PM (SIY7D)

That was a great line.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2017 07:04 PM (wYseH)

277 I was at home baking cookies, after the election was stolen from me, when Bill walked in, I shouted "It was the Russians!" He nodded his head and skulked off knowing I was right and true, like Harriet Tubman.

Posted by: Hillary! Clinton at September 12, 2017 07:04 PM (4e+hS)

278 i thought it was a briticism for whining.

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:59 PM (8rNrN)

That makes it even worse.

I've typed "whinging" on occasion as a typo (as the fingers seem to just move to the "g" naturally after quickly typing "in") but I wouldn't be surprised if the Brits actually think it's a real word. I'm sure it's in the OED by now, though they really hit their peak with the inclusion of "meh".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 12, 2017 07:04 PM (rZ+mb)

279
Like how Marrtin "creates" names by changing a letter, such as making "Eddard" out of Edward.



Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 07:04 PM (RUEW6)

280 re 204: as I recall, the never Trump 'conservatives' expected that a Hillary presidency would be f-ing fantastic for conservatives in 2018, just like Obama winning in 2008 gave us the Tea Party and John Bohner.

oops, scratch those last three words.

this is almost like the communists in Germany in 1932 saying, let Hitler win and wait till you see how we come back in the next election!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2017 07:04 PM (ILitO)

281 [upon seeing Hillary in a restaurant]

Lemmiwinks: I am sorry I didn't vote for you

Hillary: What?...you didn't vote?...You didn't fulfill your civic duty? How could you?

Lemmiwinks: No, I voted...just not for you

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 12, 2017 07:04 PM (h1jJh)

282 now with triple stitched gussett!

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at September 12, 2017 07:04 PM (nFwvY)

283 If you are an old, bitter, sour-tasting vagina, pineapple is supposed to help with that.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/11/does-eating-pineapple-
change-the-way-your-vagina-smells-6917963/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 12, 2017 07:04 PM (FUu/Z)

284 There is nothing wrong with anti depressive medication. They are life savers especially if you have a genetic predisposition foe depression.

Posted by: Tuna at September 12, 2017 07:05 PM (jm1YL)

285 Re: nostril breathing. Reminds me of Clouseau: "Out with zee bad air, in with zee good!"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 07:05 PM (/qEW2)

286 @281 - true story ?

Posted by: runner at September 12, 2017 07:05 PM (QC/4S)

287 Hillary is interesting psychology, no?

She's a misanthrope -- hates people, but wants to be worshiped.

She hates her father especially. Hence the Projection about being the victim of misogyny.

She's incredibly self-centered, and hence amoral.

She not intuitive or decisive. Everything must be studied to death by her minions, in part so that she can blame them when things go wrong.

She's not as smart as she thinks she is. Often a problem with lawyers.

There's only one place for this kind of Leader -- in a government bureaucracy.

Which is where she'd be, but for Bill.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 12, 2017 07:05 PM (SIY7D)

288 Book should be titled: I Was Entitled to be President and I Didn't Get It. Boo Hoo!

Instead of reading that Hoffer book, she should have watched Charles Bronson in Death Wish, or Escape From NewYork, or Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

I did learn that Hillary can do the hokey pokey with her nose. You put your left nostril in . . .

Posted by: mercenary13 at September 12, 2017 07:05 PM (nc8Xj)

289 re 277: then he got some from the maid

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2017 07:06 PM (ILitO)

290 Those poor dogs.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 12, 2017 07:06 PM (tbOMB)

291 >>>I've typed "whinging" on occasion as a typo (as the fingers seem to just move to the "g" naturally after quickly typing "in") but I wouldn't be surprised if the Brits actually think it's a real word. I'm sure it's in the OED by now, though they really hit their peak with the inclusion of "meh".

it's probably a real word. Sometimes words descend into multiple forms. It's just not something that we say in America.

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 07:06 PM (8rNrN)

292 I've typed "whinging" on occasion as a typo (as the fingers seem to just move to the "g" naturally after quickly typing "in") but I wouldn't be surprised if the Brits actually think it's a real word. I'm sure it's in the OED by now, though they really hit their peak with the inclusion of "meh".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 12, 2017 07:04 PM (rZ+mb)


It IS a real word, in common usage in the UK, and has been for a long time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:06 PM (SRKgf)

293 She, at least, would deal fairly with North Korea and Iran and the displaced millions that are fleeing from the religion of peace. We wouldn't be having all of these hurricanes either!

Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 07:06 PM (EaQ6/)

294 Click, click, click. Why not just post what she said?

Posted by: 0-2-2 at September 12, 2017 07:06 PM (m/vQu)

295 If you are an old, bitter, sour-tasting vagina, pineapple is supposed to help with that.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 12, 2017 07:04 PM (FUu/Z)



you go first bro

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 07:06 PM (XKqn4)

296 Stupid, criminal, sociopath. As I've said for a long time.

And boring.

The degradation of the country is stunning. That this nothing, or her husband, or Obama, could even be county commissioners would be astonishing. Presidents? WTFF?

And this jaw-dropping, un-self-aware self-parody does nothing to change that.


Posted by: rhomboid at September 12, 2017 07:06 PM (QDnY+)

297 239 "It's a typical typo for "whining""

It's a Brit thing, and it's pronounced like it reads.

Well, that's odd; usually they add an extra "u" instead of a "g".

Posted by: Anachronda at September 12, 2017 07:06 PM (v3pYe)

298 She didn't mention anything in it about killing me, did she?

Posted by: Podesta at September 12, 2017 07:07 PM (O5Q3r)

299 She's not as smart as she thinks she is. Often a problem with lawyers.


Okay, that does it. Now you're in real trouble.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 07:07 PM (Mouru)

300 Am I going to get put into the barrel for saying whinging?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 12, 2017 07:07 PM (GCuK+)

301 "These people were looking for absolution that I just couldn't give. They were ... SINNERS IN THE HANDS OF AN ANGRY HILLARY".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 07:07 PM (/qEW2)

302
Who is Maisie? That sounds like a slaves name.

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0047910/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2017 07:07 PM (IqV8l)

303 Ace, I love you, Man, but you are dead wrong. HRC is running again in 2020. She many not even get the nomination but she is clearly running. As long as she can wheeze in enough oxygen to sustain life we will not be rid of her. How can you not see this???

Posted by: Scott at September 12, 2017 07:07 PM (7x2td)

304 267
Hillary Clinton believes that each nostril provides oxygen to only one side of the brain.



She actually believes this. Let that sink in for a moment.

************

"THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 12, 2017 07:07 PM (h1jJh)

305 >>>284 There is nothing wrong with anti depressive medication. They are life savers especially if you have a genetic predisposition foe depression.

agreed. Also, I would say that alcohol is a particularly bad form of self-medication for depression, as it's a depressive drug itself.

But I don't know for certain. Also, the words "depression" and "depressive" might not mean similar things in those two different contexts.

Still, you know, given that depression does usually entail a lack of energy (among other things), i would think you'd want an energy-booster for depression, or a mood *elevator.*

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 07:08 PM (8rNrN)

306 Maybe she can learn to drive now in her spare time. Picture that

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 12, 2017 07:08 PM (M+Lyo)

307 >>that's what whine means.


Who am I Webster?


That's the fucking definition...

I always assumed Whinge incorporated a physical aspect that whining didn't.
But, no.
It's just British for Whine.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 07:08 PM (C3a3Z)

308 It's just not something that we say in America.





Posted by: ace
==

AOSHQ is not America?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 07:08 PM (2wRtc)

309 HEY!

HILLARY WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT !!!




even if her whooo-?Ha smells like pineapple


that is really not fair to pineapples tho

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 07:08 PM (XKqn4)

310 So how is "whinging" pronounced? I've only ever read it; I've never heard it spoken.

Unless the g is silent and it's pronounced the same as "whining".

Posted by: rickl at September 12, 2017 07:08 PM (sdi6R)

311 And Ace, Kate is a self-described "leftist."

From her Patreon page:

"Kate Reads Books provides a public service and enriches the online
leftist community. It's a valuable project to grow the online left for a
couple key reasons:..."


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2017 07:08 PM (wYseH)

312 MONO-LATERAL NOSTRIL DENIERS!!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at September 12, 2017 07:09 PM (Mouru)

313 She kicks the dogs. You can see it in their eyes whenever they approach her. Nah, that's fake news. She's probably really nice to her dogs. They are trained from birth to recognize the vodka bottle from the water bottle in the fridge.

Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 07:09 PM (EaQ6/)

314 >>>ce, I love you, Man, but you are dead wrong. HRC is running again in 2020. She many not even get the nomination but she is clearly running. As long as she can wheeze in enough oxygen to sustain life we will not be rid of her. How can you not see this???

I didn't predict she wouldn't run in 2020. I mentioned John Sexton's prediction about it yesteday, but I don't think I said anything about it today.

I don't think you're wrong. I could totally believe she'd run again, especially if the field looks weak enough for her.

But I don't know if she could win the primary. Once burned, twice shy.

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 07:09 PM (8rNrN)

315 So, I shaved off my beard, I'm pretty good looking.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 07:09 PM (6Ll1u)

316 I always picture her in the Harkonnen floater suit.
Great for going up stairs, getting in the side door of vans, etc.

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2017 07:09 PM (HgMAr)

317 And Ace, Kate is a self-described "leftist."

From her Patreon page:

"Kate Reads Books provides a public service and enriches the online
leftist community. It's a valuable project to grow the online left for a
couple key reasons:..."

Ah. A Bernie-bot then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 07:09 PM (Mouru)

318 But wait... there's more!
twitter.com/katereadsbks/status/907740232883216384

I'm not the most natural politician. I'm a lot better than I'm usually given credit for, but it's true that I've always been more comfortable talking about others rather than myself.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 07:10 PM (6FqZa)

319 >>>311 And Ace, Kate is a self-described "leftist."


I got that feeling but wasn't sure. Thanks.

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 07:10 PM (8rNrN)

320 267 Hillary Clinton believes that each nostril provides oxygen to only one side of the brain.

She actually believes this. Let that sink in for a moment.

I marveled at that too. So there's a bifurcation in the trachea that connects each nostril to only one lung, and each lung only supplies oxygen to one side of the brain?

Good thing she didn't become an MD.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:10 PM (SRKgf)

321 So, I shaved off my beard, I'm pretty good looking.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 12, 2017 07:09 PM (6Ll1u)


Shave it. Divorce it. There are all kinds of ways to handle a beard.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 12, 2017 07:10 PM (Mouru)

322 whin-jing.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 07:10 PM (6FqZa)

323 See Hillary's book for further examples.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 07:10 PM (6FqZa)

324 As long as she can wheeze in enough oxygen to sustain life we will not be rid of her.

Through which nostril?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:11 PM (SRKgf)

325 Doubt I ever typed whinging but my tablet knew that word

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 07:11 PM (ghofu)

326 How much would the Horde pay to see the actual video of Hillary on Election Night when her staff told her she lost?

I can't even imagine what she was doing or the obscenities she was screaming.

Posted by: Maritime at September 12, 2017 07:11 PM (G/kZc)

327 Re: one nostril breathing

There are millions of people with sinus problems and deviated septums and the like that are forced to do this constantly. Seems like we would be able to point at them as examples of how great the technique works.

Instead they snore, have sleep apnea, get high blood pressure, and eventually spend thousands of dollars on surgery and equipment to not breathe out of only one nostril.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 12, 2017 07:11 PM (rjrh3)

328 It's pronounced why-ning. In these parts. The other pronunciation is about drinking wine.

Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 07:11 PM (EaQ6/)

329 246 Whinge - to complain peevishly





that's what whine means.
---

Yeah, those people think the word color has a 'u' in it, so what do you expect?

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 07:11 PM (aT+Bx)

330 I'm not the most natural politician. I'm a lot better than I'm usually given credit for, but it's true that I've always been more comfortable talking about others rather than myself.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 07:10 PM (6FqZa)


Same here!

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 12, 2017 07:11 PM (SRKgf)

331 Did you read the excerpt where Hillary said John McCain gave her a hug after the election and seemed more distraught than she was?

In fairness, that's just the tumor talking.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 07:12 PM (LTHVh)

332 Thinking these Hillary book excerpts will find there way into the Top Ten evah projectile-puke inducing HQ posts.

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved at September 12, 2017 07:12 PM (oBuXO)

333 Good thing she didn't become an MD.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:10 PM (SRKgf)
---------

Yes. But I'm sure she'll pass along that valuable info to Chelsea, who once dreamed of becoming a pediatric cardiologist.

Posted by: bluebell at September 12, 2017 07:12 PM (UoSKV)

334 You know who was the biggest winner in November? Bill Clinton. He knows from experience that it is a lot easier to be a poon hound when you don't live in the white house.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 12, 2017 07:12 PM (h1jJh)

335 Did she blame the kuru yet?

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2017 07:12 PM (HgMAr)

336
267 Hillary Clinton believes that each nostril provides oxygen to only one side of the brain.

She actually believes this. Let that sink in for a moment.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 12, 2017 07:03 PM (398bZ)

She's blinding us with SCIENCE!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2017 07:12 PM (3FOeT)

337 Maybe she can learn to drive now in her spare time. Picture that

Think of what she'd save in delivery charges from Chappaqua Liquors.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 12, 2017 07:12 PM (O5Q3r)

338 >>I marveled at that too. So there's a bifurcation in the trachea that connects each nostril to only one lung, and each lung only supplies oxygen to one side of the brain?


It's a series of tubes!

Posted by: Ted Stevens (Zombie - R) at September 12, 2017 07:12 PM (C3a3Z)

339 Tuesday, December 6: These are definitely not my underwear.
I asked my personal shopper's secretary to send a note to Bergdorf and verify. Then I asked her to see if my vodka order had come in.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 12, 2017 07:12 PM (LWu6U)

340 Hillary Clinton believes that each nostril provides oxygen to only one side of the brain.
She actually believes this. Let that sink in for a moment.
===

Let me introduce you the belief system of failed Presidential candidate Al Gore.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 07:12 PM (2wRtc)

341 Regarding stolen votes - we are asked to believe two competing things 1) that every vote is precious and must be counted. 2) Sure, some votes are illegal, and maybe even swung a few close elections, no biggie.

So which is it? I mean every ineligible voter that votes negates the vote of an eligible voter - canceling out their vote. Are votes precious, or no biggie?

Posted by: Dean Wromer at September 12, 2017 07:13 PM (fftfA)

342
Incidentally, the etymology of "king" is interesting.

Old English: cyning (kin-ning)

from the German word for king konig, with the little dots over the i. Or Dutch "koning." I dunno.

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 07:13 PM (RUEW6)

343 306 Maybe she can learn to drive now in her spare time. Picture that
_________________

They let epileptics drive? Will there be a restriction on my license requiring me to wear my blue lenses at all times?

Posted by: Hilliary at September 12, 2017 07:14 PM (BXf9o)

344 37 Oh, yeah, I remember when my dad and I ran into Mitt Romney at a Chic-fil-a and my dad made me apologize for not voting for him. Happens all the time.
Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 12, 2017 06:36 PM (Zd2ZF)
----------------------------
Yeah, that little anecdote is plain creepy.
Can you imagine humiliating a daughter that way?
I'm hoping its just one more lie.

But then, I get to thinking that lefties are so twisted that it could be true. A moonbat mama could be so devout that she would bring her wayward daughter forward for absolution. And the daughter could be so brainwashed as to go along with it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2017 07:14 PM (0jtPF)

345 That book should be used as a case study in a Psychiatric teaching hospital.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 12, 2017 07:14 PM (LuKE7)

346 Yeah, and a bunch of their nasal problems are a result of bad choices about where to stick rolled up 20 dollar bills.

Posted by: goon at September 12, 2017 07:14 PM (EaQ6/)

347 So which is it? I mean every ineligible voter that votes negates the vote of an eligible voter - canceling out their vote. Are votes precious, or no biggie?
Posted by: Dean Wromer at September 12, 2017 07:13 PM (fftfA)


Forget it Jake. It's Progressivetown.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 07:14 PM (Mouru)

348 a whole lot of people whinging about there being too many words in use.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at September 12, 2017 07:14 PM (nFwvY)

349 Wearing a blue dress I bowed my head in contrition.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at September 12, 2017 07:14 PM (bc2Lc)

350 remember after she was tossed in the Scooby van, they went to Chelsa's place not a hospital or Dr's office

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 07:14 PM (XKqn4)

351 from the German word for king konig, with the little dots over the i. Or Dutch "koning." I dunno.
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 07:13 PM (RUEW6)

My Germans a little rusty, but I think the umlauts are over the "o" in "Konig" (Or, Koenig)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 12, 2017 07:14 PM (wmaTe)

352 Tim Kaine is totally in for 2020.

Bring back OMalley, too.

And who was that other guy? Whitehouse? Put Whitehouse in the White House - you can't get a better slogan! And that other guy, the other Virginia Senator, the Reagan Navy Secretary guy. James whatever?

Those are all some woke brothers let me tell you.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2017 07:14 PM (jHrzU)

353 Hillary said John McCain gave her a hug after the election
...........

and he said: "Ow my head".

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2017 07:14 PM (HgMAr)

354 Let me introduce you the belief system of failed Presidential candidate Al Gore.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 07:12 PM (2wRtc)


Who thinks the temperature of the center of the earth is "millions of degrees."

We've got top men trying to run this country. TOP. MEN.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:14 PM (SRKgf)

355 I wrote earlier that I had been up since 0130am and wanted to force myself to stay up 7pm till knowing my 2nd wind would take over.
Time for ice cream

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 07:14 PM (ghofu)

356 320 I marveled at that too. So there's a bifurcation in the trachea that connects each nostril to only one lung, and each lung only supplies oxygen to one side of the brain?

No, no, no. See, the brain actually sticks down into the nostrils; that's what gives you your sense of smell. So breathing through one nostril lets air whistle across the portion of one hemisphere sticking down into the nostril.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 12, 2017 07:14 PM (sGtp+)

357 Hillary can't even defeat Sonobi.

Posted by: sinalco at September 12, 2017 07:15 PM (yODqO)

358 Here is the scariest thing of all about this book - her friends and editors read it, and thought it sounded perfectly reasonable...let that sink in....

Posted by: Dean Wromer at September 12, 2017 07:15 PM (fftfA)

359 Ok, no doubt there were funny parts in this book. But did she mention anything about plans for running again?

Is this book a cathartic, primal scream of "I coulda been contenda!"? Or is it intended to be a plea for one more chance in 2020 because she was so shabbily treated?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 07:15 PM (/qEW2)

360 I saw John McCain right after the election and he was crying like a little bitch. I walked over and said "My milkshake brings boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge." And he smiled and I knew he'd be OK, a loser but OK.

Posted by: Hillary! Clinton at September 12, 2017 07:15 PM (4e+hS)

361 267,
"Hillary Clinton believes that each nostril provides oxygen to only one side of the brain.



She actually believes this. Let that sink in for a moment."


Consider if this is actually true for her and the consequences of a head cold and mouth breathing. Explains the face down rear seat and the fast recovery if nose spray was available.

Posted by: geoffb5 at September 12, 2017 07:15 PM (zOpu5)

362 also the reason for the Scooby van is she needed a step stool to get into a Suburban, and once pics of her with the stool got out she pretty much stopped the Suburban thing

scoby van is way lower to the ground

Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 07:15 PM (XKqn4)

363 But I don't know if she could win the primary. Once burned, twice shy.

Twice burned, She lost to O'shithead too.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 12, 2017 07:15 PM (0OmEj)

364 well, I just looked at my Pocket Oxford Dictionary, which I bought maybe 40 years ago, and it does NOT include the word 'whinge', although the online Oxford Dictionary did.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2017 07:16 PM (ILitO)

365
My Germans a little rusty, but I think the umlauts are over the "o" in "Konig" (Or, Koenig)

Oops. You're right, of course.

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 07:16 PM (RUEW6)

366 D is for drunk on my ass - again

Most drunks get a few Doctors, Judges or Spouses telling them there's a problem. Felonia VonPantSuit got 61 Million.

Posted by: DaveA at September 12, 2017 07:16 PM (FhXTo)

367 Hillary said John McCain gave her a hug after the election


"It's OK, Hils, I'm a loser too."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:16 PM (SRKgf)

368 Hillary Clinton believes that each nostril provides oxygen to only one side of the brain.



She actually believes this. Let that sink in for a moment.

Yeah, I told her that. Why? Isn't it true?

Posted by: Bill Nye:The "Science Guy" at September 12, 2017 07:16 PM (O5Q3r)

369 well, I just looked at my Pocket Oxford Dictionary, which I bought maybe 40 years ago, and it does NOT include the word 'whinge', although the online Oxford Dictionary did.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2017 07:16 PM (ILitO)

Aha! The smoking gun.

"Typo" pulls back into the lead.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 12, 2017 07:17 PM (rZ+mb)

370 whinging is like whining but gayer.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at September 12, 2017 07:17 PM (nFwvY)

371 364 well, I just looked at my Pocket Oxford Dictionary, which I bought maybe 40 years ago, and it does NOT include the word 'whinge', although the online Oxford Dictionary did.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2017 07:16 PM (ILitO)

364 well, I just looked at my Pocket Oxford Dictionary, which I bought maybe 40 years ago, and it does NOT include the word 'whinge', although the online Oxford Dictionary did.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:17 PM (SRKgf)

372
Dummkopf!

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 07:17 PM (RUEW6)

373 it was actually called the Scoopy van, so her people could scoop her up before she fell over.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2017 07:17 PM (ILitO)

374 sort of interesting: the "were" in werewolf comes from the Old English "wer," which just means "man" or "husband"

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/wer

"man," on the other hand, used to mean man, as it does now, but also seemed to mean "human being" (that is, man as we also use it to mean either sex of human beings)

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/man#Etymology_1

I guess wer was for specifying a male human being, whereas with Man it was more ambiguous.

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 07:17 PM (8rNrN)

375 I wonder if she makes her own "martha stewart's mac n cheese" or if she has one of her flunkey's run to the D'agostino's to pick it up.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 12, 2017 07:18 PM (LWu6U)

376 331 Did you read the excerpt where Hillary said John McCain gave her a hug after the election and seemed more distraught than she was?

In fairness, that's just the tumor talking.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 07:12 PM (LTHVh)

++++

You wish. That tumor was actually some small modicum of goodness that had started to grow within John McCain. But, it has been excised, leaving only the pure evil that is McCain.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 12, 2017 07:18 PM (FUu/Z)

377 It's not alcoholism, Ace. It's what Hillary calls "Intermittent Drinking".

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 12, 2017 07:18 PM (4ErVI)

378 Aha! The smoking gun.

"Typo" pulls back into the lead.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 12, 2017 07:17 PM (rZ+mb)


It's not a typo. It's a British colloquialism of long-standing.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:18 PM (SRKgf)

379 So could McCains tumor be the result of not equalizing breathing to both sides of his brain?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 12, 2017 07:18 PM (rjrh3)

380 338 >>I marveled at that too. So there's a bifurcation in the trachea that connects each nostril to only one lung, and each lung only supplies oxygen to one side of the brain?


It's a series of tubes!
Posted by: Ted Stevens (Zombie - R) at September 12, 2017 07:12 PM (C3a3Z)

It's not a big truck.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 07:18 PM (cJiNU)

381 Hillary took over Bill's foundation to pregame her campaign with foreign donations and support an administration-in-waiting. She also bribed key D superdelegates jump on her band wagon before the race even started.

This was intended to close out the field before the race started, but Bernie slipped in with his Children's Crusade and an army of small donors.

Hillary can't repeat this, and could never win in a truly open competitive D primary campaign. Obama showed that in 2008.

She CAN continue to fuck up things in the D party, including by trying to run again (which I wouldn't rule out). She won't play with her grand kids, and won't bake cookies.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 12, 2017 07:18 PM (SIY7D)

382 Yeah, looks like my hurricane relief project on Pedo Island is gonna take longer that I thought.

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at September 12, 2017 07:18 PM (O5Q3r)

383

The French word for werewolf is hilarious.

It's like Lute-garoo!

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 07:18 PM (RUEW6)

384 362 also the reason for the Scooby van is she needed a step stool to get into a Suburban, and once pics of her with the stool got out she pretty much stopped the Suburban thing

scoby van is way lower to the ground
Posted by: original jake at September 12, 2017 07:15 PM (XKqn4)

I really don't get that. I mean, all joking aside -- she's not THAT old where she should be having problems getting in to a car.

My grandfather bitched and moaned about getting in to my truck when he was in his mid-80s, but he could do it without a step stool.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 12, 2017 07:19 PM (wmaTe)

385 Sir Walter Scott used "whinging" in 1814

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/whinge

it's not that new. Popularized by the internet, maybe, but not invented by it

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 07:19 PM (8rNrN)

386
So how is "whinging" pronounced?

Throatwobbler Mangrove

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2017 07:19 PM (IqV8l)

387 But I don't know if she could win the primary. Once burned, twice shy.

Twice burned, She lost to O'shithead too.

And she has to raise lots and lots of money. Who going to through more money away. Her people lost a billion freaking dollars on her last time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 07:20 PM (LTHVh)

388
An episode of Jonny Quest was about werewolves terrorizing some Canadian lumberjacks and one of them screamed "Lootgaroo! Lootgaroo!"

That's what it sounded like to my small American brain.

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 07:20 PM (RUEW6)

389
Miles and Maisie were the names of the two youngest kiddos being watched by Uncle Buck in the selfsame movie.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2017 07:20 PM (3FOeT)

390 Wine and winge has nothing on everyone's Sudden Internet Use of tinkers dam.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 12, 2017 07:20 PM (rjrh3)

391 Did she blame the kuru yet?


Posted by: wth at September 12, 2017 07:12 PM
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Kuru references.

That's what makes the HQ unique.

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 07:20 PM (aT+Bx)

392 Wer is cognate with Latin vir, IIRC.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 07:20 PM (6FqZa)

393 368 Hillary Clinton believes that each nostril provides oxygen to only one side of the brain.
_____________________

That thing about breathing in through one nostril and then out through the other three times is actually part of a routine that Edgar Cayce (the psychic) used to instruct people to do before meditating.

I don't recall him ever claiming that it oxygenated only half of the brain though. Probably something some new-age goof came up with after the fact.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 12, 2017 07:20 PM (BXf9o)

394 You know, I thought the book IT by Stephen King was terrifying, but this....?

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at September 12, 2017 07:20 PM (+dsLj)

395 It's "loup-garou".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 07:20 PM (6FqZa)

396 385 Sir Walter Scott used "whinging" in 1814

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/whinge

it's not that new. Popularized by the internet, maybe, but not invented by it
Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 07:19 PM (8rNrN)

Next people will think "wanker" is a recent innovation, or a typo. Or "poofter."

Folks need to get out more.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:21 PM (SRKgf)

397 Hillary said John McCain gave her a hug after the election
...........

she grabbed his ass and blamed it on a seizure.

He said: "'sOK, I get 'em too." and grabbed her ass.

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2017 07:21 PM (HgMAr)

398 There were wer to throw Hils into a med-mobile like a side of boeuf !

Posted by: runner at September 12, 2017 07:21 PM (QC/4S)

399 I wonder if they're really the same word.

Do the Brits use "whinge" for a high-pitched sound, the way we would say that brakes or drills whine?

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 12, 2017 07:21 PM (4bKiB)

400
I really don't get that. I mean, all joking aside -- she's not THAT old where she should be having problems getting in to a car.



My grandfather bitched and moaned about getting in to my truck when
he was in his mid-80s, but he could do it without a step stool.
--

It's a knee thing, not an age thing.

People with bad knees can have issues getting into vehicles.

/they used to be called "housewife knees" from kneeling and washing floors...

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 07:21 PM (aT+Bx)

401
Popularized by the internet, maybe, but not invented by it

I think it's a coincidental typo because I have a wacky theory that the same people typing "whinging" pronounce that same word as "whining."

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 07:22 PM (RUEW6)

402 A bunch of nostril-deniers you are.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 07:22 PM (LTHVh)

403 Hillary's book is like Mein Kampf but without the jokes.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 12, 2017 07:22 PM (4e+hS)

404

Then there was this asshole, who
Crashed his plane in Viet Nam and went to Prison Camp
But, when he ran for POTUS,
He lost and then got cancer in his brain
The way that he explained it was
"Floppy latex bumblebee!"

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Posted by: Zombie Crash Test Dummies at September 12, 2017 07:22 PM (NyJwR)

405 AoSHQ - Come for the Smart Military Bloggage, stay for the etymology!

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 07:22 PM (C3a3Z)

406 Wer is cognate with Latin vir, IIRC.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 12, 2017 07:20 PM (6FqZa)


I thought "wer" came from English's Germanic roots.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 07:22 PM (Mouru)

407
It's "loup-garou".


What is?

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 07:22 PM (RUEW6)

408 I talked with Tiffany Trump about her plans to attend law school.

I also gave her tips on how to flunk the D.C. bar exam, and blame it on her boyfriend!
Posted by: Hilliary at September 12, 2017 06:51 PM (BXf9o)

I wondered aloud about how today's students can most effectively sabotage their classmates. Then I chuckled, remembering my years in law school, when a quick trip to the library with a slyly hidden pair of scissors did the trick, tout de suite!

Posted by: LASue at September 12, 2017 07:23 PM (Mjus2)

409 Do the Brits use "whinge" for a high-pitched sound, the way we would say that brakes or drills whine?
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 12, 2017 07:21 PM (4bKiB)


No.

We're really making a meal of this. "Whinge" means to complain in what we would call a whining fashion.

That's it. That's all it means.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:23 PM (SRKgf)

410

Ha ha, I'm just fuggin wit ya.

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 07:23 PM (RUEW6)

411

There garoo.

Posted by: Eyegore at September 12, 2017 07:23 PM (IqV8l)

412 305
I probably should have said serotonin boosters. Those are the only ones I'm familiar with. One of my former doctors called them miracle drugs and they are just that.

Posted by: Tuna at September 12, 2017 07:23 PM (jm1YL)

413 >>>It's like Lute-garoo!

Loup-garou, where "loup" is just wolf, similar to the spanish lobo.

garou doesn't seem to have any easy english translation. It seems to mean "mythical being" or "malevolent spirit," maybe like a boogeyman

http://www.cnrtl.fr/definition/garou

I don't think anyone really says "garou" in french outside of the context of loup-garou.

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 07:23 PM (8rNrN)

414 Assassin bug vs wheelbug. Discuss.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 12, 2017 07:23 PM (rjrh3)

415
Loup as in LUPIS, I assume?

Yeah, lupis means canine, I think.

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 07:23 PM (RUEW6)

416 Martha has a Hillary apologist on parrotig Hillary's accepting blame but its everyone elses fault

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 07:24 PM (ghofu)

417 Gilmore Girls, Hamilton Soundtracks?

Shit, did she copy straight from Stuff White People Like?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 12, 2017 07:24 PM (rvNNy)

418 It's not a typo. It's a British colloquialism of long-standing.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:18 PM (SRKgf)

In all seriousness, just because the Brits might have used it in their version of English doesn't mean that it's main entry into American internet chatter wasn't as a typo, which it does occur as with some regularity.

Certainly, no one actually says "whinging" on the street. The only time you ever see it, here, is typed. That is more than a small piece of evidence.

Point in fact, the initial use of it on this thread was not intentional (though also not a typo).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 12, 2017 07:24 PM (rZ+mb)

419 That right there is message targeting.

Martha Stewart's mac n cheese.

Think about it, not Kraft's out of a box, Not from a store, but home made. How does this pampered hag even know about home made food? She has had a personal chef for the past 30 or 40 years.

I'll tell you how, but having messaging consultants telling her (or her ghost typer) how to appeal to a specific market. Not those deplorables who eat cheese from a foil packet, But people like the person she pretends to be when sober.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 12, 2017 07:24 PM (LWu6U)

420 AoSHQ - Come for the Smart Military Bloggage, stay for the etymology!

---

And the kuru!

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 07:24 PM (aT+Bx)

421 I think it's a coincidental typo because I have a wacky theory that the same people typing "whinging" pronounce that same word as "whining."
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 07:22 PM (RUEW6)


No, goddamnit. They pronounce it win-jing.

We're really blowing the rube-o-meter here. The Brits have their own slang, just as we do. Duh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:24 PM (SRKgf)

422 Better to be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Every time this dumpy frumpy monster opens her mouth and lies spew forth, I realize there are unplumbed depths of my disgust for her and everything she and her rapist husband represent.

It really doesn't matter what else Donny Two Scoops does as president, he saved the republic and us from guaranteed doom.

Posted by: Boots at September 12, 2017 07:24 PM (EBwPV)

423 I was just flipping through the channels and came across a show called S.E. Cupp Unfiltered on one of the lesser (mathematically approaching zero) channels. She's gone nuts, apparently. She's put on lots of weight and was wearing a big heavy scarf wrapped around her neck. Well, it might have been a weasel trying to rip open her throat, but you get the picture. What a pity. She used to be slim with really nice tracts of land. Now she just sounds unhinged and desperate. Sort of like the Dem candidate for President.

Posted by: pep at September 12, 2017 07:24 PM (LAe3v)

424
Loup garou. IIRC, the name was used in a comic's recording or a movie in the early-to-mid 70s. There was a time college friends called me "Uncle Loup". It did not strike me as being an honorific.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2017 07:24 PM (3FOeT)

425 "Away from the glare of the angry Trump supporters..."

Angry? Umm, nope. We won.

Posted by: LASue at September 12, 2017 07:25 PM (Mjus2)

426 lupine = wolf-like

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 07:25 PM (8rNrN)

427 Hillarys problem is that she lusts after power but has no talents for acquiring it. She does have money, and no shortage of consultants willing to help her get power for a piece of that money and influence. Except Hillary also has no talent for spotting bullshitters and cons. Verrit, for example.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 12, 2017 07:25 PM (BoMuO)

428 I was flying on a whing and a prayer...and alcohol. But, mostly alcohol, and some neuro-muscular pharms.

Posted by: Hill, augering in at September 12, 2017 07:25 PM (nBBdT)

429 Everybody's doin' it, doin' it
picking their nose and chewin' it, chewin' it

Posted by: hILLRY o O at September 12, 2017 07:25 PM (HgMAr)

430 > Certainly, no one actually says "whinging" on the street.

Sure the do.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 12, 2017 07:26 PM (LWu6U)

431 It's a knee thing, not an age thing.

People with bad knees can have issues getting into vehicles.

/they used to be called "housewife knees" from kneeling and washing floors...
Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 07:21 PM (aT+Bx)


Oh. Well I guess that makes some sense. Being 29, (yes, really, unlike ace, who is fake 29), I have no frame of reference on these things.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 12, 2017 07:26 PM (wmaTe)

432 Shag-a-delic, baby!

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 12, 2017 07:26 PM (SIY7D)

433 "On one occasion, an older woman dragged her adult daughter by the arm to come talk to me and ordered her to apologize for not voting -- which she did, head bowed in contrition."


The daughter was lucky she didn't fashion a golden calf while Hillary was on Mount Sinai receiving the tablets of the Law from Barack Obama.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 07:26 PM (/qEW2)

434 hey Oxford, people are whinging that you left some words out of your pocket dictionary

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at September 12, 2017 07:26 PM (nFwvY)

435 That first quote from Hillary is frankly shocking, its just ghastly. Its the kind of thing you'd read in Mein Kamf

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 07:26 PM (39g3+)

436 >>.n all seriousness, just because the Brits might have used it in their version of English doesn't mean that it's main entry into American internet chatter wasn't as a typo, which it does occur as with some regularity.

dude, you're just grinding metal. it's a real (british) word which Americans saw on the internet and began repeating because Americans just like aping british expressions.

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 07:26 PM (8rNrN)

437 loup de mer is seabass

Posted by: runner at September 12, 2017 07:27 PM (QC/4S)

438 Thing is that Hillary has been a documented cunt from day one. Her time on the Watergate investigative committee should have been the first clue.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 12, 2017 07:27 PM (LuKE7)

439 That right there is message targeting.

Martha Stewart's mac n cheese.

Think about it, not Kraft's out of a box, Not from a store, but home made. How does this pampered hag even know about home made food? She has had a personal chef for the past 30 or 40 years.
----------------------

Oh come on she can't possibly eat the bright orange mac & cheese like us proles, she might get triggered by the orange and start choking on her noodles while thinking about DJT and his alleged orangeness

Posted by: Boots at September 12, 2017 07:27 PM (EBwPV)

440 Gilmore Girls, Hamilton Soundtracks?

Shit, did she copy straight from Stuff White People Like?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 12, 2017 07:24 PM (rvNNy)

Mmm, Lauren Graham.

Fortunately I'm already in the bathroom.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 12, 2017 07:27 PM (D2vc1)

441 > Certainly, no one actually says "whinging" on the street.

Sure the do.


Yes, but people then expect to be asked Where is the best spotted dick.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 07:27 PM (LTHVh)

442 "Little Latin Loup-Garous" - The Righteous Brothers (1963).

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 07:27 PM (C3a3Z)

443 I marveled at that too. So there's a bifurcation in the trachea that connects each nostril to only one lung, and each lung only supplies oxygen to one side of the brain?

Good thing she didn't become an MD.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:10 PM (SRKgf)

--------------

Her father was a Doc, for real, and yet she still believes this. That kinda stupidity is weapons grade and should be physically painful.

Posted by: Sidedraft at September 12, 2017 07:27 PM (xiFYn)

444 Pep what channel?

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 07:28 PM (ghofu)

445 415
Loup as in LUPIS, I assume?

Yeah, lupis means canine, I think.
Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 07:23 PM (RUEW6)

Lupus - Latin, meaning wolf.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 07:28 PM (cJiNU)

446 Point in fact, the initial use of it on this thread was not intentional (though also not a typo).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 12, 2017 07:24 PM (rZ+mb)


So which wanker did that? Some poofter, no doubt, or other waste of space, who's dumb as two short planks?

I don't any of those are Americanisms.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:28 PM (SRKgf)

447 I wake up every day and thank God this harridan is not our president.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at September 12, 2017 07:28 PM (CNHr1)

448 425 "Away from the glare of the angry Trump supporters..."

Angry? Umm, nope. We won.
Posted by: LASue at September 12, 2017 07:25 PM (Mjus2)

Overjoyed?
Tickled?
Gloating?

"Away from the glare of Tickled, gloating Trump supporters" has a nice ring.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 12, 2017 07:28 PM (rb1zT)

449 Whinging = Whining??[/]

A briticism I've heard in person and on TV.

Posted by: DaveA at September 12, 2017 07:28 PM (FhXTo)

450 Americans just like aping british expressions.


You can pry poofter from my cold dead hands.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 07:28 PM (LTHVh)

451 Assassin bug vs wheelbug. Discuss.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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Hey, dammit...

Posted by: Ear-whing at September 12, 2017 07:28 PM (nBBdT)

452 Oh Lord, make it stop and go away.

Sweet Death, please remove this horrible woman.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 12, 2017 07:28 PM (5VlCp)

453 So does she describe colluding with CNN to rig the debate? If not, that's leaving out a big part of the story.

Posted by: son of sonobi at September 12, 2017 07:28 PM (0pB6S)

454 lupine = wolf-like

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 07:25 PM (8rNrN)

"Ida Lupino" == "I'd bang a wolf"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 12, 2017 07:29 PM (rZ+mb)

455 341 Regarding stolen votes - we are asked to believe two competing things 1) that every vote is precious and must be counted. 2) Sure, some votes are illegal, and maybe even swung a few close elections, no biggie.

So which is it? I mean every ineligible voter that votes negates the vote of an eligible voter - canceling out their vote. Are votes precious, or no biggie?
Posted by: Dean Wromer at September 12, 2017 07:13 PM (fftfA)

It's both.

The Democrats have been saying since at least 2000 that "every vote must be counted". Not every legal vote, or every legitimate vote, but every vote.

And of course any attempt to ensure that only people who are legally entitled to vote can vote is furiously denounced as "racism".

If that ends up disenfranchising people who didn't vote Democrat, then no biggie.

Posted by: rickl at September 12, 2017 07:29 PM (sdi6R)

456 409 "Whinge" means to complain in what we would call a whining fashion.

That's it. That's all it means.

And there's apparently not much of it in Surrey, where Harry Potter lives.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 12, 2017 07:29 PM (sGtp+)

457 Whinging is used on the street as much as Do you have change for a quid?

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 07:29 PM (ghofu)

458 I wonder, when Hill decides to run again, will she try to appeal to the more moderate voters by writing a book called "To Serve Man"?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2017 07:29 PM (ILitO)

459 She brags about having a picture in her family room of the balloons at the democratic convention. Wonder if it is the shot of her all goggly-eyed or Bill stealing the balloon from the kid?

Posted by: Ever at September 12, 2017 07:30 PM (vh1rV)

460 /they used to be called "housewife knees" from kneeling and washing floors...


Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 07:21 PM (aT+Bx)


Washing floors, or polishing knobs?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 12, 2017 07:30 PM (rvNNy)

461 not to confuse things but I bet "lupino" is related to "lupen" or "lupin," the flower.

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 07:30 PM (8rNrN)

462 Theory: Her ghostwriter hates her guts and did this as revenge.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, SERENITY NOW! at September 12, 2017 07:30 PM (66CWr)

463 Whinging is used on the street as much as Do you have change for a quid?

Slightly less than Which way to the loo!?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 07:30 PM (LTHVh)

464
"On one occasion, an older woman dragged her adult daughter by the arm
to come talk to me and ordered her to apologize for not voting -- which
she did, head bowed in contrition."

Yeah, I believe that.
Anybody's mother who did that to their kid would deserve to have said kid knock her on her ass.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 12, 2017 07:30 PM (O5Q3r)

465 443 Her father was a Doc, for real, and yet she still believes this. That kinda stupidity is weapons grade and should be physically painful.

Posted by: Sidedraft at September 12, 2017 07:27 PM (xiFYn)
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I thought she was hyping the fact her father hung draperies for a living? Did she lie??!!!!!

Posted by: Boots at September 12, 2017 07:30 PM (EBwPV)

466 Loup de guerre - Warwolf, also Ludgar, also largest trebuchet ever made (thank you wiki !)

Posted by: runner at September 12, 2017 07:30 PM (QC/4S)

467 This bitch is way too out of touch.

".. the night I spent at Buckingham Palace in 2011 ... just down from the Queen"

She's doing the written version of popping her dick out onto the counter.

Posted by: Plato's Modern Heretic at September 12, 2017 07:30 PM (/ibdG)

468 though the Ida Lupino joke was funny.

but I figure it's about lupins, the flowers, not wolves.

wolves would be cooler, of course

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 07:30 PM (8rNrN)

469 #28 "Team Tumor." This is why I visit this site. Thank you, sir!

Posted by: Robert Jenks at September 12, 2017 07:31 PM (VbLoi)

470 She's gone nuts, apparently. She's put on lots of weight and was wearing
a big heavy scarf wrapped around her neck. Well, it might have been a
weasel trying to rip open her throat, but you get the picture.
--

The scarf is a photog trick to hide 92 chins.

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 07:31 PM (aT+Bx)

471 I'm a poop guru.

Posted by: Gastoenterologist at September 12, 2017 07:31 PM (bc2Lc)

472 Mmm, Lauren Graham.

Fortunately I'm already in the bathroom.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee - Molson labe! at September 12, 2017 07:27 PM (D2vc1)


I'll confess to watching a couple of episodes as well as a few episodes of Parenthood because of Lauren Graham. I'd do such naughty things with her...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 12, 2017 07:31 PM (rvNNy)

473 Hillary's book is like Mein Kampf but without the jokes.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 12, 2017 07:22 PM (4e+hS)
............

or the compassion for human life.

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2017 07:31 PM (HgMAr)

474 re 455: and yet I recall Gore surrogates in Florida in 2000 trying to disallow military absentee ballots over the slightest discrepancy.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2017 07:31 PM (ILitO)

475 Lupus is wolf-like because it's a sneaky predator. It presents in individual patients very differently, so it was once hard to diagnose. Hits women more.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 12, 2017 07:31 PM (SIY7D)

476 Nope! Lupino does seem to mean "little wolf."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lupino

I was wrong, but Hillary is still not my president, so I have that.

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 07:31 PM (8rNrN)

477 thank the Lord she ain't POTUS.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 12, 2017 07:32 PM (XFue2)

478 The scarf is a photog trick to hide 92 chins.


She's a Chinese smuggler?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 07:32 PM (LTHVh)

479

Metal Guru ate kuru, Metal Guru turned loup-garou
Sitting there in your armor plated chair, oh yeah
Metal Guru ate kuru, Metal Guru turned loup-garou
All alone without a telephone, oh yeah

Posted by: Zombie T. Rex at September 12, 2017 07:32 PM (NyJwR)

480 "I went on a lot of long walks in the woods with my husband and our dogs ..."

LOL. Yeah, right after your yoga routine.

"... Tally and Maisie, who took all this better than we did."

ROFLMAO. If Hillary doesn't win a Hugo Award or the Pulitzer Prize for this, I'll eat Julie Tauber McMahon's (the "Energizer Bunny's") hat.

Posted by: ShainS at September 12, 2017 07:32 PM (BiLU+)

481 >>Whinging is used on the street


..mostly by hobos and prostitutes.

It's made by mixing Acetone and Skittles and then cooking it with Fermented Bean Paste. They roll it up like a cigarillo and use it like a suppository.

It's bad shit.

Posted by: Ice-T at September 12, 2017 07:32 PM (C3a3Z)

482
She should write a "Good advice!" column.

First up, her "Good advice!" on how to pump gas.

Posted by: LASue at September 12, 2017 07:32 PM (Mjus2)

483 460 /they used to be called "housewife knees" from kneeling and washing floors...


Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 07:21 PM (aT+Bx)


Washing floors, or polishing knobs?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 12, 2017 07:30 PM (rvNNy)

Note the "wife" part of "housewife." The only knob she's polishing is Paolo's.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 07:32 PM (cJiNU)

484 I still don't know why Bill remained married to Hillary after he was President.

I mean, he could have basically had the dream life. An Ex-President, doing million dollar speeches , private planes and having Hollywood floozies throw themselves at him? And best of all, not being married to Hillary Clinton.

But he stuck around for the chance Hillary gets elected President so they could move back into the WH?

Posted by: Maritime at September 12, 2017 07:32 PM (G/kZc)

485 I truly believe the dems would go ape shit if she said she was running again in 2020.


They're telling her to shut up and go away now.

Posted by: Tami at September 12, 2017 07:33 PM (Enq6K)

486 Back, just to say, that Hitler wrote " Mein Kampf", which is not so different in tone and self- justification than this book.

Both reveal a stunning psychpathology.

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 07:33 PM (zSVEm)

487 Hillary: Pour me another glass of Sonobi...hic.

Posted by: mpfs, Not My Circus..Not My Monkeys at September 12, 2017 07:33 PM (79p/O)

488 "Ida Lupino" == "I'd bang a wolf"
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 12, 2017 07:29 PM (rZ+mb)


Could I buy some pot from you?

Posted by: Larry Kroger at September 12, 2017 07:34 PM (Mouru)

489
Nope! Lupino does seem to mean "little wolf."

"Kittens" in Spanish is...


Gatinos!

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 07:34 PM (RUEW6)

490 After all, both Hillary and Hitler were " stabbed in the back" by the OTHER.

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 07:34 PM (zSVEm)

491 The scarf is a photog trick to hide 92 chins.

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 07:31 PM (aT+Bx)
............

That wattle has been done so many times she quit gobbling.

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2017 07:34 PM (HgMAr)

492 463 Grump sometime maybe a year ago a guy asked me that question, I didn't even have to think and gave him the answer.
Asked a co-worker if he knew what it was after the guy had left and he didn't know

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 07:34 PM (ghofu)

493
356 320 I marveled at that too. So there's a bifurcation in the trachea that connects each nostril to only one lung, and each lung only supplies oxygen to one side of the brain?

No, no, no. See, the brain actually sticks down into the nostrils; that's what gives you your sense of smell. So breathing through one nostril lets air whistle across the portion of one hemisphere sticking down into the nostril.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 12, 2017 07:14 PM (sGtp+)

So when you smell shit, or a fart, shit is literally touching you brain!

dunh-da-daaaaaaaah!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2017 07:34 PM (3FOeT)

494 Peach pie for dessert! Y'all can suck it!!!!!

Posted by: Weasel at September 12, 2017 07:34 PM (Sfs6o)

495 A briticism I've heard in person and on TV.


Posted by: DaveAI'M REPEATING OTHER MORONS.

Posted by: bEN rOETHLISBERGER at September 12, 2017 07:35 PM (FhXTo)

496 >>>Loup de guerre - Warwolf, also Ludgar, also largest trebuchet ever made (thank you wiki !)

there was a FANTASTIC documentary, maybe a NOVA, about having two engineering teams compete to build, based on incomplete plans and legends and such, their idea of what the War Wolf would be.

At the end they competed to see which trebuchet could throw the heaviest rocks the furthest, and most accurately.

One interesting point: the plans called for the trebuchet to be on wheels during firing, unanchored to the ground. One team thought this must be a mistake and so fixed the machine to the earth.

It turns out it wasn't a mistake -- the machine relies on its base moving forward during firing to add to the power of the throwing arm.

Really worth looking up and finding if you dig trebuchets. Great, great competitive engineering thing.

They filmed it outside the castle that the War Wolf was instrumental in defeating.

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 07:35 PM (8rNrN)

497 484 I still don't know why Bill remained married to Hillary after he was President.

I mean, he could have basically had the dream life. An Ex-President, doing million dollar speeches , private planes and having Hollywood floozies throw themselves at him? And best of all, not being married to Hillary Clinton.

But he stuck around for the chance Hillary gets elected President so they could move back into the WH?

Posted by: Maritime at September 12, 2017 07:32 PM (G/kZc)

Well, once he was no longer married to her, then he would have outlived his usefulness, no?

Posted by: rickl at September 12, 2017 07:35 PM (sdi6R)

498 444
Pep what channel?

Here in NoVa it's 1070 on Cox. HLN.

Posted by: pep at September 12, 2017 07:35 PM (LAe3v)

499 Guy exposes himself to an Oregon man and his family

Justice ensues...

http://tinyurl.com/ycepv49g

Posted by: McCool at September 12, 2017 07:35 PM (fjnRw)

500 whinging has been in use a long long time:

http://tinyurl.com/yakj4agw

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at September 12, 2017 07:35 PM (nFwvY)

501 Grump sometime maybe a year ago a guy asked me that question, I didn't even have to think and gave him the answer.

I hope you didn't send him to the phone booth.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 07:35 PM (LTHVh)

502 All of this makes a lot more sense when you realize she's trying to connect with the minority that makes up 51% of the population.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 12, 2017 07:35 PM (rjrh3)

503 the name Lupino might be related to the word for wolf. The Jewish name Velvel basically means Wolf, and I say that because my father had a relative with that name (or those names)

there was also a British born comedian who worked in Hollywood in the 1920s named Lupino Lane. (He gave work to Fatty Arbuckle after that scandal ruined his career)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2017 07:35 PM (ILitO)

504 There's a wide spot in the road near me called 'Knob Lick'.


Seriously. There is.

Posted by: Tami at September 12, 2017 07:35 PM (Enq6K)

505 She would not "stoke people's rage and resentment" except for when she ran non-stop ads about pussy grabbing and then scolded us at the end that the "children are watching."

She is truly in bizarro land.

Posted by: LASue at September 12, 2017 07:36 PM (Mjus2)

506 500 whinging has been in use a long long time:

http://tinyurl.com/yakj4agw
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at September 12, 2017 07:35 PM (nFwvY)


Thank you. It's basically the Brit version of "squawking." Used colloquially, not usually formally.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:36 PM (SRKgf)

507 >>It turns out it wasn't a mistake -- the machine relies on its base moving forward during firing to add to the power of the throwing arm.


Obviously, none of them ever played baseball.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 07:37 PM (C3a3Z)

508 I have HLN, never watched it before

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 07:37 PM (ghofu)

509 It turns out it wasn't a mistake -- the machine relies on its base
moving forward during firing to add to the power of the throwing arm.

===

makes sense

Posted by: runner at September 12, 2017 07:37 PM (QC/4S)

510 Hillary's book is like Mein Kampf but without the jokes.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 12, 2017 07:22 PM (4e+hS)


Or the sexy parts.


Posted by: naturalfake at September 12, 2017 07:37 PM (NyJwR)

511 It's a new sex craze called "louping." You wear shorts three sizes too small for you and try to burst out of them with your erection. Six boys have died so far!!!

Posted by: Also Ice-T at September 12, 2017 07:37 PM (8rNrN)

512 Well, once he was no longer married to her, then he would have outlived his usefulness, no?
---

I hear Arkancide can strike anyone, at any time.

Posted by: shibumi at September 12, 2017 07:38 PM (aT+Bx)

513 That right there is message targeting.

Martha Stewart's mac n cheese.

Yeah every bit of that was bullcrap. Every word down to the "and." She doesn't watch any of that TV, she'd cut her own eyeballs out before watching NCIS, los angeles or not (god what a horrible show).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 07:38 PM (39g3+)

514
"But he stuck around for the chance Hillary gets elected President so they could move back into the WH? "

They have one of those marriages where each has enough on the other as result in a stalemate. She can't leave him, he can't leave her. I'd be surprised if they ever officially ended the marriage.

Posted by: Tuna at September 12, 2017 07:38 PM (jm1YL)

515 Talk about your toxic masculinity ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 12, 2017 07:38 PM (BiLU+)

516 A few years ago, I was managing a team of writers ranging from junior copywriters to copy supervisors. Saw a lot of cover letters and writing samples from recent grads, and mentored some 20-something writers just getting their start.

My point is that I have a decent feel for how millennials write. Not the blog-commenting, twitterverse millennials. I mean the ones who actually get paid to write by real companies. And l'll bet you a Val-U-Rite these passages were written by a millennial, not the wizened crone whose name stains the book's cover.

I know, big shock, right?

Posted by: Dante at September 12, 2017 07:38 PM (RX5bl)

517
478 The scarf is a photog trick to hide 92 chins.

She's a Chinese smuggler?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 07:32 PM (LTHVh)

Please... a smuggler of Chinese.

You go home now, you been here four owah!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2017 07:38 PM (3FOeT)

518 Back, just to say, that Hitler wrote " Mein Kampf", which is not so different in tone and self- justification than this book.

Both reveal a stunning psychpathology.
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 07:33 PM (zSVEm)

Have you read it?

It's nothing like Hillary's book. It's much more like Das Kapital. Marx laid out his theory of history, which he attributed to economic forces. Hitler laid out his, which he attributed to the struggle between peoples.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:38 PM (SRKgf)

519
It turns out it wasn't a mistake -- the machine relies on its base moving forward during firing to add to the power of the throwing arm.

Interesting. Because it seems counter-intuitive.



Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 07:38 PM (RUEW6)

520 Well, once he was no longer married to her, then he would have outlived his usefulness, no?

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 12, 2017 07:38 PM (O5Q3r)

521 But he stuck around for the chance Hillary gets elected President so they could move back into the WH?





Posted by: Maritime

That's it. He just can't imagine life without being in power one way or another. It seems to be a nigh universal problem among politicians, but some have it way worse than others. Clinton is the poster child.

Posted by: pep at September 12, 2017 07:38 PM (LAe3v)

522 Wow, a whole two dozen women have apologized for not voting for her? That coulda swung the whole thing!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 12, 2017 07:39 PM (/o9Qk)

523 480 ROFLMAO. If Hillary doesn't win a Hugo Award or the Pulitzer Prize for this, I'll eat Julie Tauber McMahon's (the "Energizer Bunny's") hat.

Not enough space raptors.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 12, 2017 07:39 PM (v3pYe)

524 The fact that people are willing to pay upwards of 2k to hear this bitch's twaddle is amazing to me.

She is an evil piece of garbage.


Posted by: Kreplach at September 12, 2017 07:39 PM (9A6UB)

525 510 Hillary's book is like Mein Kampf but without the jokes.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 12, 2017 07:22 PM (4e+hS)

Or the sexy parts.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 12, 2017 07:37 PM (NyJwR)


But it does include a foldout photo of Hillary in a thong, so there's that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:39 PM (SRKgf)

526 "watch any of that TV, she'd cut her own eyeballs out before watching NCIS, los angeles or not (god what a horrible show)."

But Bill says it's the best of the franchise!

Posted by: Tuna at September 12, 2017 07:40 PM (jm1YL)

527 The long and whinging road

Posted by: zombie linda mccartney at September 12, 2017 07:40 PM (mJ8mX)

528 >>Wow, a whole two dozen women have apologized for not voting for her?


In NY and DC...

so, she still doesn't understand how our elections work.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 07:40 PM (C3a3Z)

529 Lupus? Is it lupus?!?

Posted by: George Costanza at September 12, 2017 07:40 PM (ANIFC)

530 How can she run again in 2020 when she's having trouble walking now.

Sure Satan could have bats carry her but how well would that go over.

Posted by: DaveA at September 12, 2017 07:40 PM (FhXTo)

531 519
It turns out it wasn't a mistake -- the machine relies on its base moving forward during firing to add to the power of the throwing arm.

Interesting. Because it seems counter-intuitive.



Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 07:38 PM (RUEW6)


Isn't it how they 'pitch' in cricket?

Posted by: Tami at September 12, 2017 07:40 PM (Enq6K)

532 Absolution? Really? Is she a priest now? I thought she was Methodist.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 12, 2017 07:40 PM (lwiT4)

533 Hitler blamed the other on the plight of Germany. Hillary blames the deplorables.

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 07:40 PM (zSVEm)

534
Obviously, none of them ever played baseball.

I would think the opposite because I would assume the lack of a stable footing would result in a loss of Energy.

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 07:40 PM (RUEW6)

535 I hate Whinging, but its old British variant of whining. It looks just stupid but a lot of people use it in the US as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 07:41 PM (39g3+)

536 S.E. Cupp has packed on some pounds, doing a '5' show.
Robin Meade on in the morning use to be on CNN I think

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 07:41 PM (ghofu)

537 True story of little interest. When I was in highschool in Germany, I had to take English as a foreign language, which you would think would have been easy, since I am a native English speaker, but isn't because you still have to translate from and to German. So ... where was I going with this besides noting that we wore onions on our belts, which was the style at the time.

Oh yeah, anyways, I had to translate Lastkraftwagen into English so of course I said Truck. The guy next to me copied that off my paper. And of course got caught because the correct answer was ... Lorry.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 07:41 PM (LTHVh)

538 499 Guy exposes himself to an Oregon man and his family

Justice ensues...

http://tinyurl.com/ycepv49g
Posted by: McCool at September 12, 2017 07:35 PM (fjnRw)

Decent asswhooping. Points off for the pervert being able to get off the ground as quick as he did. 7 out of 10.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 07:41 PM (cJiNU)

539
I was just flipping through the channels and came across a show called S.E. Cupp Unfiltered on one of the lesser (mathematically approaching zero) channels. She's gone nuts, apparently.

I turned to it and the first thing out of her mouth was a defense of Jemele Hill.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2017 07:41 PM (IqV8l)

540 532 Absolution? Really? Is she a priest now? I thought she was Methodist.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 12, 2017 07:40 PM (lwiT4)

Witch doctor.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:41 PM (SRKgf)

541 All morons need to get their reviews in over at Amazon.

My prediction is the one star reviews will be deleted by tomorow morning.

Posted by: The Schadenboner Formerly Known as Jukin at September 12, 2017 07:41 PM (7kLRC)

542 513 she'd cut her own eyeballs out before watching NCIS, los angeles

But Hettie's her role model, especially the bits about tea.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 12, 2017 07:42 PM (sGtp+)

543 How can she run again in 2020 when she's having trouble walking now.

Sure Satan could have bats carry her but how well would that go over.

No problem. We'll handle it.

Posted by: The Big Black Guy With The Syringes at September 12, 2017 07:42 PM (O5Q3r)

544 535 I hate Whinging, but its old British variant of whining. It looks just stupid but a lot of people use it in the US as well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 07:41 PM (39g3+)

Shut your gob and quit whinging, you tosser!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 07:42 PM (cJiNU)

545 530 How can she run again in 2020 when she's having trouble walking now.

-----

Jazzy Scooter.

Hillary 2020 - I'm with BEEP-BEEP

Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2017 07:42 PM (ANIFC)

546 They have one of those marriages where each has enough on the other as result in a stalemate. She can't leave him, he can't leave her. I'd be surprised if they ever officially ended the marriage.
Posted by: Tuna

____________


I'd take my chances rather than waking up in the same zip code as that hag.

We already know they are like they two most corrupt people on the planet, their worst secrets would probably make everyone in DC yawn.

Posted by: Maritime at September 12, 2017 07:42 PM (G/kZc)

547 Brits are big on extra letters in their words like Honour and colour. I love em but they apparently have a surplus of "u"s hanging around or something

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 07:43 PM (39g3+)

548 I will read the screed when it is in the local public library... will not give her one dime..

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 07:43 PM (zSVEm)

549 Re: Hillary

Where is that bolt of lightning that comes out of the blue when society really needs it?

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at September 12, 2017 07:43 PM (LSA4g)

550 540 532 Absolution? Really? Is she a priest now? I thought she was Methodist.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 12, 2017 07:40 PM (lwiT4)

Witch doctor.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:41 PM (SRKgf)

That doctor.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 07:43 PM (cJiNU)

551 It's never lupus!

Posted by: gregory house m.d. at September 12, 2017 07:43 PM (mJ8mX)

552 530
How can she run again in 2020 when she's having trouble walking now.

Sure Satan could have bats carry her but how well would that go over.


Posted by: DaveA

No need. Hillary has a stable of flying monkeys ready to go.

Posted by: pep at September 12, 2017 07:43 PM (LAe3v)

553 533 Hitler blamed the other on the plight of Germany. Hillary blames the deplorables.
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 07:40 PM (zSVEm)


I recommend reading it. There's some of that, most of Mein Kampf details his plans for Germany to expand and achieve the mastery he thought Germany deserved.

It's at least as much prospective as retrospective.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:43 PM (SRKgf)

554 >>I would think the opposite because I would assume the lack of a stable footing would result in a loss of Energy.


The forward motion actually accelerates the arm movement and increases the speed significantly.

Kinda like a haul on a fly-line. Move the line an inch or two and double up line speed.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 07:43 PM (C3a3Z)

555 First up, her "Good advice!" on how to pump gas.
Posted by: LASue at September 12, 2017 07:32 PM (Mjus2)

Hillary's meat wagon pulls up to the gas pump.

Hillary: "Goddamit Choo Chow Chin or whatever your name is, get your black ass out and hurry up with this Goddamed gas already!"

Big Bald Black Guy with earpiece: "Yes Sir Ma'am! I be right on that....Yes Sir Boss!."

Hillary: "mumble, mumble, Goddamn when I get in the White House heads will roll."



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 12, 2017 07:44 PM (5VlCp)

556 In NY and DC...



so, she still doesn't understand how our elections work.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 07:40 PM (C3a3Z)

Bu...buu....but the popular vote!!!!!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 12, 2017 07:44 PM (/o9Qk)

557 So she starts her book tour on the anniversary of 9/11? The anniversary of Benghazi? Nice optics there, Hill.

Posted by: itsacookbook at September 12, 2017 07:44 PM (yPxXc)

558 that "every vote must be counted".

Illegal votes are felonies. I'd love to see them accounted for.

Posted by: DaveA at September 12, 2017 07:44 PM (FhXTo)

559 Isn't it how they 'pitch' in cricket?
Posted by: Tami at September 12, 2017 07:40 PM (Enq6K)

They call it "bowling."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:44 PM (SRKgf)

560 You could magnify the effect further by getting the proper timing slaved into the process.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 07:44 PM (C3a3Z)

561 Remember "night of the lepus"?? Some lupus may have helped!

Posted by: Spurwing plover bot at September 12, 2017 07:44 PM (yEyxB)

562 Say a prayer of thanksgiving that HRCWNEBPOTUS!

Posted by: USNtakim at September 12, 2017 07:44 PM (0OmEj)

563 Lupus? Is it lupus?!?

The test results were negative.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 07:44 PM (LTHVh)

564 I'm looking forward to the sequels:

Why did it happen? (Why did they do What they did)?

How did it happen? (How they were able to do this, despite all the support from the Media, donors, Hollywood, etc.)

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 07:44 PM (/qEW2)

565 544
535 I hate Whinging, but its old British variant of whining. It looks just stupid but a lot of people use it in the US as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 07:41 PM (39g3+)



Shut your gob and quit whinging, you tosser!

Posted by: Insomniac

Sod off, ya git.

Posted by: pep at September 12, 2017 07:44 PM (LAe3v)

566 She watches HDTV. Right. I can see her catching up on all those episodes of "Fixer Upper". Not. What a pile of crap

Posted by: Tuna at September 12, 2017 07:45 PM (jm1YL)

567 Whinging does fit quite rightly
- which means "to wail or moan discontentedly."

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2017 07:45 PM (ghofu)

568 There's a wide spot in the road near me called 'Knob Lick'.


Seriously. There is.
Posted by: Tami
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Heh

Posted by: Lizard Lick, NC at September 12, 2017 07:46 PM (nBBdT)

569 Okay, I will have another go at Mein Kampf... read it a long time ago...

Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2017 07:46 PM (zSVEm)

570 561
Remember "night of the lepus"?? Some lupus may have helped!


Posted by: Spurwing plover bot

I do! I thought I was the only one to see that cinematic masterpiece.

Posted by: pep at September 12, 2017 07:46 PM (LAe3v)

571 Hillary should humanize herself as we dwarves did with dwarf tossing & the tv show 'Little People Final Solution.'

Posted by: GOT Runt at September 12, 2017 07:46 PM (bc2Lc)

572
Are we going to get a thread on the Diversity Doofus from last night's NFL game on ESPN?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2017 07:46 PM (3FOeT)

573 196 Women and gays watched Downton Abbey so she had to give a shout out. Even though that show was not at Buckingham Palace, they had accents and maids so it was totes the same.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2017 06:55 PM (jHrzU)

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Hey! I love Downton Abbey and I'm not gay!

Posted by: MAGA at September 12, 2017 07:46 PM (LnOh3)

574 The "bowler" in cricket isn't allowed to bend his arm; he's required to throw with his arm stiffly extended.

For some reason, all of the fielders also throw that way, although I don't believe they're required to do so.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:46 PM (SRKgf)

575 Everybody lies.

Posted by: gregory house m.d. at September 12, 2017 07:46 PM (mJ8mX)

576 443 Her father was a Doc, for real, and yet she still believes this. That kinda stupidity is weapons grade and should be physically painful.

Posted by: Sidedraft at September 12, 2017 07:27 PM (xiFYn)
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I thought she was hyping the fact her father hung draperies for a living? Did she lie??!!!!!
Posted by: Boots at September 12, 2017 07:30 PM (EBwPV)

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It's as true as her story about dodging sniper fire and the one about trying to join the military. Drapers could not afford to send their kids to Wellsley, even in the 60s.

I have the unfortunate connection of having grown up in her home town, albeit 17 years later. My parents knew hers, casually, via the Country Club.

Posted by: Sidedraft at September 12, 2017 07:46 PM (xiFYn)

577 "The scarf is a photog trick to hide 92 chins."

Hides boot licking toadie hickies, too.

Posted by: klaftern at September 12, 2017 07:47 PM (RuIsu)

578 San Diego is awash in fecal matter.
Bring on that cultural diversity !!

http://tinyurl.com/yans7bze

Posted by: McCool at September 12, 2017 07:47 PM (fjnRw)

579 complain persistently and in a peevish or irritating way:: stop whingeing and get on with it!

I've always loved the word whinging :^), but yes, it is used more frequently in Britain than here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2017 07:47 PM (iVOAv)

580 I guarantee you that Hillary charged for name dropping. That's why she mentioned all those show.

Posted by: MAGA at September 12, 2017 07:48 PM (LnOh3)

581 >> San Diego is awash in fecal matter.


One thing I learned in Tucson.

Mexicans will shit anywhere.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 07:48 PM (C3a3Z)

582 So she starts her book tour on the anniversary of 9/11? The anniversary of Benghazi? Nice optics there, Hill.

And the first anniversary of the "Side of Beef Incident".

Posted by: tu3031 at September 12, 2017 07:48 PM (O5Q3r)

583 Hey! I love Downton Abbey and I'm not gay!
Posted by: MAGA at September 12, 2017 07:46 PM (LnOh3)

Only one of these assertions can be true.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2017 07:48 PM (cJiNU)

584 459 - That goggley-eyed balloon moment is so emblemaic of what a posturing phoney she is; it was like the moment the alien commander in the original V distended her jaw and at that rat or guinea pig or whatever. Frickin lizard-woman.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 12, 2017 07:48 PM (PMkYS)

585 What percentage of shows on HGTV prominently feature The Gays?

That's why that reference was made.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at September 12, 2017 07:48 PM (rjrh3)

586
btw, she was caught in yet another Lie

her explanation of why she called Americans "deplorables" was a Lie.

She said she did it, partly, because of the Access Hollywood recording, but that news was revealed 4 WEEKS after she said "deplorables."

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 07:49 PM (RUEW6)

587 "The scarf is a photog trick to hide 92 chins."
Like for naval personnel I thought it was to stop flash burns from when she pulls down her pants?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 12, 2017 07:49 PM (mJ8mX)

588 the machine relies on its base moving forward during firing to add to the power of the throwing arm.


The counterweight is fixed to the end of the arm. If you pin the trebuchet it falls in a circle, if the whole thing moves it falls in a straight line.

Posted by: DaveA at September 12, 2017 07:49 PM (FhXTo)

589 new nude NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2017 07:49 PM (q177U)

590 and as we speak, Hill is pacing back and forth in her war room, plotting her next move and next book, Huma is directing opposition research on Fake-ahontis, Kamalatoe, Booker and Sanders, Chelsea is on the kitchen floor force feeding her kids spinach pancakes, Carlos Danger is pounding one out in the walk-in refrigerator, Keith Olbermann is on the internet screaming that he is important, and Bill and the scullery maid are nowhere to be seen.

tune in tomorrow for another exciting episode of "As the Witch Turns"..!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2017 07:49 PM (ILitO)

591
oh


nood

Posted by: Soothsayer On Ice! at September 12, 2017 07:49 PM (RUEW6)

592 She definitely goes through babies like chicken wings at night.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 12, 2017 07:50 PM (XFue2)

593 I think I speak for most of the people here when I say and I want you screaming into a pillow as well, former Secretary of State Sir Edmond Hillary Rodham unindicted felon Clinton.

Posted by: JB1000, EAJ at September 12, 2017 07:50 PM (3acYM)

594 San Diego is awash in fecal matter.

Bring on that cultural diversity !
===

The New River is laden with effluence from Tijuana's open sewers.

It's a national disgrace .

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 07:50 PM (2wRtc)

595 McCain came over to give her a hug. He was almost as distraught as she was.

She responded with forced smiles and tight nods when Regular People came up to commiserate with her on her loss.

Oh man, I hadn't planned on reading this thing but I may just have to get a copy from the library.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 12, 2017 07:50 PM (2NqXo)

596 Gee sidedraft, next you're going to tell me that John Kasich's dad wasn't a mailman.

Posted by: Boots at September 12, 2017 07:50 PM (EBwPV)

597 547 Brits are big on extra letters in their words like Honour and colour. I love em but they apparently have a surplus of "u"s hanging around or something

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 07:43 PM (39g3+)

==================

"Can they spare some of those extra vowels for us?" -- The Balkans

Reminds me of back in the 90's when Bubba was dropping bombs on Serbia. There was an hilarious headline and story in "The Onion" entitled "Clinton drops vowels over Serbia."

[I can personally relate as my Croatian surname has five consonants of six letters, starting with four in-a-row, and perplexes most.

Posted by: ShainS at September 12, 2017 07:51 PM (BiLU+)

598 Truly surprised they watched "The Good Wife" since it is about a Politician's wife who stays with him after he cheats on her.

Really? Seems like rubbing salt in an open wound. But hey, you do you.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla at September 12, 2017 07:51 PM (1pMFa)

599 NOOD but OPTIONAL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 07:52 PM (Mouru)

600 Oh man, I hadn't planned on reading this thing but I may just have to get a copy from the library.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 12, 2017 07:50 PM (2NqXo)

Wait for the movie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:52 PM (SRKgf)

601 yeah, new thread, but the Seattle mayor thing looks juicy

please clap

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2017 07:52 PM (ILitO)

602 My guess is the one nostril breathing is a reference to snorting cocaine for a few weeks on end.

Posted by: The Schadenboner Formerly Known as Jukin at September 12, 2017 07:52 PM (7kLRC)

603 Trump: Not tired of winning yet.

Hillary: Not tired of whining yet.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 12, 2017 07:52 PM (2NqXo)

604 lack of a stable footing would result in a loss of Energy.

If it rolls the forward acceleration gets returned to the payload by the back acceleration on the other half of the swing.
It it's pinned that energy is dissipated in the flex of everything.

Posted by: DaveA at September 12, 2017 07:52 PM (FhXTo)

605 594 The New River is laden with effluence from Tijuana's open sewers.
It's a national disgrace .
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 07:50 PM (2wRtc)

Even on this great thread, this is the best metaphorical description of Hillary's book yet.

Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2017 07:52 PM (Vb4BV)

606 Brits are big on extra letters in their words like Honour and colour. I love em but they apparently have a surplus of "u"s hanging around or something

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 12, 2017 07:43 PM (39g3+)


Fuckers stole 'em from us.

Posted by: The Czech Republic at September 12, 2017 07:52 PM (Mouru)

607
>> San Diego is awash in fecal matter.

Vibrant fecal diversity.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2017 07:52 PM (IqV8l)

608 It's not really her blame shifting that is most shocking to me. It's the fact the entitlement. This woman really thought the presidency belonged to her. Can you imagine other election losers, say, Mitt Romney, feeling this way? I really can't.

Posted by: CPT11A at September 12, 2017 07:53 PM (9gSJi)

609 Wait for the movie.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:52 PM (SRKgf)

Lady of the Flies?

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 12, 2017 07:53 PM (2NqXo)

610 Full Disclosure: ace just declared this thread to be "fun" and "radioactive".

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at September 12, 2017 07:53 PM (2wRtc)

611 578 San Diego is awash in fecal matter.
Bring on that cultural diversity !!

http://tinyurl.com/yans7bze
Posted by: McCool at September 12, 2017 07:47 PM (fjnRw)


Has The Horde ever seen signs in public toilets asking people not to throw used toilet paper on the floor?

Well, those signs are common here. More cultural diversity!

Apparently Mexican plumbing is of too small a diameter to flush the toilet paper, so they press the used toilet paper between the pages of a book, then put in a scrapbook.

I may have made up the last part.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:54 PM (SRKgf)

612 Now this selfless, much-maligned woman can return to doing the ONLY THING that gives meaning to her life: helping the less fortunate through the Clinton Foundation.

God bless and keep her.

Posted by: mnw at September 12, 2017 07:54 PM (qyZxC)

613 I think I speak for most of the people here when I say and I want you screaming into a pillow as well, former Secretary of State Sir Edmond Hillary Rodham unindicted felon Clinton.
Posted by: JB1000, EAJ at September 12, 2017 07:50 PM (3acYM)


And yet lots of her male supporters bite pillows.

Curious.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:54 PM (SRKgf)

614 Brits are big on extra letters in their words like Honour and colour. I love em but they apparently have a surplus of "u"s hanging around or something
========

Technically, Americans are missing letters from those words. Like missing a lot of 'u' vowels.

B/c our language is a derivative of theirs.

Just sayin...

Posted by: Brit Lover at September 12, 2017 07:55 PM (1pMFa)

615 >>>The counterweight is fixed to the end of the arm. If you pin the trebuchet it falls in a circle, if the whole thing moves it falls in a straight line.

yes, that is exactly what they concluded after their no-wheels version fared so poorly against the wheeled competitor.

I believe the show put up an animated graphic to illustrate the difference in falling trajectory of the weight as between wheeled and unwheeled versions.



Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 07:55 PM (8rNrN)

616 "What percentage of shows on HGTV prominently feature The Gays? "

Not sure about that. None of the ones I watch. "Fixer Upper" definitely not. Kind of wonder about one of the Property Brothers but have never been interested enough to look it up.

Posted by: Tuna at September 12, 2017 07:55 PM (jm1YL)

617 Know what this book sounds like?


A teenage girl's diary.


Dear Diary:


So, I lost the vote for Student Council President. It's all because Becky was sooooooo mean and convinced all of those people that I wasn't good enough. Bitch. I mean, Barb and Cathy and Ashley all said that everyone thought I was awesome, but I still lost to that disgusting Caleb! I could just scream! After it was all over, Caleb came to shake my hand so I had to totally paste a smile on, but inside I just wanted to punch him and kick him in the balls! OMG the nerve of that asshole thinking he can just come up and shake my hand after all of the lies he said about me! Taylor said she is going to spread dirty rumors about him sleeping with that skank Jennifer, haha!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 12, 2017 07:56 PM (/o9Qk)

618 600 Wait for the movie.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 12, 2017 07:52 PM (SRKgf)

Mook (Matt Damon): Bad news. CNN just called Wisconsin
Huma (Jennifer Lawrence): Sh!t just got real
Shia La Boeuf (Shia La Boeuf): He will not divide us!
Mook: Shut the f@ck up, Shia

Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2017 07:56 PM (Vb4BV)

619 Bill Clinton announced they awarded some of that sweet sweet Clinton Cash to the Harvey effort... a donation went to the DiaperBank. How appropriate!

Posted by: itsacookbook at September 12, 2017 07:56 PM (yPxXc)

620 IIRC one of the guys on the War Wolf show was German? so it was Var Volf.

Posted by: DaveA at September 12, 2017 07:57 PM (FhXTo)

621 really a great documentary. Good setting, right there by the castle.

I believe this is the documentary:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVO8VznqMeQ

Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 07:57 PM (8rNrN)

622 That she would do this is one more piece of support for the hypothesis that says Hillary has some weird mental defect that prevents her from reading or relating to situations like a normal person.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 06:59 PM (Mouru)

That's because she's a psychopath and does not feel empathy for anyone else. The only reason she doesn't have bodies buried in her basement is because she outsources that job

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 12, 2017 07:58 PM (5Yee7)

623 A nice touch was the Martha Stewart mac n' cheese, for comfort food. Robbie Mook insisted she go with that over Redneck Casserole. The analytics proved it.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 12, 2017 07:59 PM (2NqXo)

624 NOOD but OPTIONAL
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2017 07:52 PM (Mouru)

So is THIS the noodity-optional thread, or is the other one?

Posted by: filbert at September 12, 2017 08:00 PM (s5o+q)

625 595 She responded with forced smiles and tight nods

People dis the ghost writer, but you cannot argue with the authenticity of this passage.

Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2017 08:00 PM (Vb4BV)

626 http://www.theonion.com/article/clinton-threatens-to-drop-da-bomb-on-iraq-787

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 12, 2017 08:02 PM (qJtVm)

627 She didn't mention anything in it about killing me, did she?
Posted by: Podesta

***

lolz, good point. Any mention of democrats what turned state witness only to decide to commit suicide by vending machine in a hotel room a day later?

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 12, 2017 08:03 PM (DQdye)

628 About a week before the election, one of the librags ran an article about America's Great Love for Hillary Clinton. I read a bunch of it, but not all. Since I was a pessimist, I never bookmarked it. It might be a good idea if someone found it. Might make for some fun talk here.

Posted by: George LeS at September 12, 2017 08:03 PM (+TcCF)

629 Whinging is not exactly the same as whining.

For me at least, when I hear "whining" i think of that high pitched, nasally voice. droning on. and annoying.

But whinging could be straight up complaining, or it could be that mumbly burmingham voice of something said under your breath. It is never really whiny.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 12, 2017 08:04 PM (LWu6U)

630 The forward momentum also helps to pre-load the cantilever by increasing flex / deflection.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 08:05 PM (C3a3Z)

631 Kennedy on FBN (I don't normally watch her...she's a tad annoying) is having great fun with excerpts from Hill's tome.

Posted by: Tami at September 12, 2017 08:06 PM (Enq6K)

632 And despite how poorly written the book is, she will win numerous awards for it so the pity party can continue.

Posted by: Mallamutt at September 12, 2017 08:06 PM (/HC6x)

633 229 does she really? I missed that.
Posted by: ace at September 12, 2017 06:55 PM (8rNrN)

**

to be fair, she compares herself to pretty much any famous woman, real or fictional, she (or her delusional fangirls) think is a real bitching analog. Cersi, the bitch with dragons and lots of swarthy invaders, probably hermoine and supergirl and catwoman and Trinitry as well.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at September 12, 2017 08:06 PM (DQdye)

634 I have a Tunein Radio Premium subscription, which allows access to among other things audiobooks.

GUESS which book popped up as the very first one in the little bar of 'featured books' at the top of my phone screen?

Bet you can't guess . . .

Posted by: filbert at September 12, 2017 08:07 PM (s5o+q)

635 lever not cantilever.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2017 08:07 PM (C3a3Z)

636 And despite how poorly written the book is, she will win numerous awards for it so the pity party can continue.


Audio book Grammy. Bank on it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2017 08:08 PM (LTHVh)

637 She mentions re-reading Hoffer's 'The True Believer' on fanatical mass movements.

Translation: "You are a fanatic for voting for Trump. It couldn't possibly be the treason, graft, failure, bankruptcy and incompetence. And I didn't really re-read Hoffer. I re-read my mentor Alinsky."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 12, 2017 08:09 PM (Ndje9)

638 Jeebus, what a cu*t! She's publishing the evidence of why everyone hates her.

h/t Sonobi!

Posted by: steve walsh at September 12, 2017 08:09 PM (4JUuD)

639 The "Alternate nostril breathing" part made me roll in the floor laughing when I first read it, and I'm still guffawing intermittently.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 12, 2017 08:10 PM (w+Jhj)

640 There are times when all I want to do is scream into a pillow.

Posted by: All of Bill's Victims at September 12, 2017 08:10 PM (Ndje9)

641 639 The "Alternate nostril breathing" part made me roll in the floor laughing when I first read it, and I'm still guffawing intermittently.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 12, 2017 08:10 PM (w+Jhj)

Yeah, that hit me pretty hard, too. What made it funnier was trying to imagine Mitt Romney doing it, or doing it and writing about it, because I could not do either.

I think she's trying for victim points with the Safe Space snowflakes.

Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2017 08:12 PM (Vb4BV)

642 You've got smoker's cough from smoking
Brewer's droop from drinking beer
I don't know how you came to have
those Bette Davis knees
But worst of all young man
You've got Hillary Clinton Disease!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at September 12, 2017 08:14 PM (S6Pax)

643 Hillary Clinton is so banal--and when you think the word 'banal' in your head, imagine a bored Englishman saying it, drawing it out: BAH-nahl. She's just a mediocre human being in all aspects. The best part of the last election cycle was the herculean attempts by the MSM to portray her as something more than she is.

Posted by: troyriser at September 12, 2017 08:14 PM (4qf5a)

644 Here Honeybuns...have a cigar!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 12, 2017 08:15 PM (6dFYM)

645 The "Alternate nostril breathing" part made me roll in the floor laughing when I first read it, and I'm still guffawing intermittently.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 12, 2017 08:10 PM (w+Jhj)

Yeah, that hit me pretty hard, too. What made it funnier was trying to imagine Mitt Romney doing it, or doing it and writing about it, because I could not do either.

I think she's trying for victim points with the Safe Space snowflakes.
Posted by: Splunge at September 12, 2017 08:12 PM (Vb4BV)

Even better, imagine Donald Trump doing it, and then describing it in a news conference. (We need Ace to fire up his Donald impersonation I think.)

Posted by: filbert at September 12, 2017 08:16 PM (s5o+q)

646 "Yeah, that hit me pretty hard, too. What made it
funnier was trying to imagine Mitt Romney doing it, or doing it and
writing about it, because I could not do either.



I think she's trying for victim points with the Safe Space snowflakes.

Posted by: Splunge"

Oh great, now you've set me off again. The wife already thinks I'm insane.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 12, 2017 08:16 PM (w+Jhj)

647 Bill and I worked hard on the McGovern campaign and have indelible memories of that defeat. The very next year, Democrats threw me off the Watergate Committee for being a crooked lawyer. My memories of that defeat are very delible.

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Cashcow at September 12, 2017 08:17 PM (Ndje9)

648
Can you imagine other election losers, say, Mitt Romney, feeling this way? I really can't.

Posted by: CPT11A at September 12, 2017 07:53 PM (9gSJi)







Well, considering that Mittens had been essentially running for President for the last 20 years before finally getting the nomination.....yeah, I can totally see him feeling that way.

The difference is that Mittens is smart enough and has the discipline to keep that shit to himself, because he knows that it can only hurt his reputation and chances for future office.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 12, 2017 08:19 PM (iFZVz)

649 How could that not go platinum? "Hillary's Songs In The Bathtub". I assume (hope?) they would wrap the cover in brown paper.

Posted by: Gadzooks at September 12, 2017 08:20 PM (UxBQJ)

650 All those women that apologized to her for not voting probably lived in states (like NY, NJ, MD, VA or CA) where it wouldn't have mattered if they'd voted anyways, because she won those states.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 12, 2017 08:23 PM (w+Jhj)

651 I am seriously thinking about getting this book (in perhaps an unorthodox way) just for the giggles.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 12, 2017 08:23 PM (/o9Qk)

652 I think C3PO is more successful at "being human" than Hillary. She tries too hard.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2017 08:26 PM (/qEW2)

653 My personal favorite moment from the book is where she describes stretching her wattle and strumming it like a harp to soothe a busload of despondent volunteers from Oberlin on election night. As is the custom of the people on her home world.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at September 12, 2017 08:33 PM (H5knJ)

654 These people were all looking for the absolution I just couldn't give--and the Absolut I just couldn't give up. We all have to live with the consequences of our decisions, except those of us who have our own personal version of the US Code.

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Cashcow at September 12, 2017 08:36 PM (Ndje9)

655 One of the more tiresome characteristics of 21st Century Progressives is the way they portray their inability to cope emotionally like its some kind of virtue. Being mentally fragile and incapable of handling disappointment isn't something to brag about. When republicans lost in 2012, many of us felt gut-kicked. But for Christ's sake we didn't go around throwing tantrums, crying, writing about our feelz, assaulting people, lighting fires or "getting woke" or whatever other stupid shit these people do. Compare contrast the behavior of the losing sides in 2012 / 2016.

Posted by: Sam In VA at September 12, 2017 08:45 PM (9stgl)

656 "I couldn't -- and wouldn't -- compete to stoke people's rage and resentment."

Other than, y'know, declaring the women who birthed the criminal thugs Michael Brown and Trayvon Martin to be sanctified "Mothers of the Movement".

Then featuring them, and their rage and resentment over their criminal thug sons getting capped in mid-felony, at multiple campaign trail appearances plus a prime speaking slot at the Democratic National Convention.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 12, 2017 08:51 PM (ujwCG)

657 What Happened is the Sun Also Rises of political memoirs. You have to wonder if she was ever sober.

Posted by: Bill C at September 12, 2017 08:56 PM (HqPBH)

658 So if you breathe through both your nostrils at the same time...it doesn't "activate" both halves of your brain?

I'm so, so glad to be with you mouth breathers in the party that wants to hate-screw science.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 12, 2017 09:00 PM (yL25O)

659 Hillary, if it makes you feel any better, *I* voted, so you don't have to absolve me of anything.

Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2017 09:11 PM (tIhIY)

660 If self-absorbtion is the measure of a Democrat politician, she was an excellent candidate.

Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2017 09:21 PM (pszv/)

661 Just who the f does she think she is? The second coming of haysoos kristoos?

Posted by: RI Red - making another list at September 12, 2017 09:47 PM (dfQ4L)

662 "...but alas it was the whinging that really disturbed me about these peons- I mean, I am grace personified in my pantsuit! How the fuck should anyone of my pedigree have to explain to these jackasses that I am owed! The little shit didn't vote for me!? My Gawd! How many others? Fuckers!...I then soothed myself with another glass of Chardonnay and knelt before Baal..."

Posted by: Hillary Fuckin' Clinton To You! at September 12, 2017 10:10 PM (wf3RQ)

663 Hillary calls the electoral college "godforsaken" and can't abide a press that influences an election. Fuck her - she's exactly what the Constitution was written to protect us from.

Posted by: Impudent Warwick at September 12, 2017 10:11 PM (uEtcQ)

664 I'm disappointed no one yet has mentioned the bit she has about the volcano and Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Plus that whole weird Crispin Glover stuff

Posted by: A. Pendragon at September 12, 2017 11:27 PM (4juG6)

665 Grandma actually thinks that air breathed in through the nose goes straight to the brain. Someone should point out that if Bill did inhale they would both know about something called the lungs.

Posted by: Jey Dee at September 13, 2017 12:14 AM (/ktNc)

666 Hillary Clinton is a Graceless Cow. She wrote a whole book about it!

Posted by: lily at September 13, 2017 12:21 AM (5Rl8X)

667 Maybe she should have titled her book, "My Struggle."

Posted by: David at September 13, 2017 04:11 AM (4mIPl)

668 I could eat ten gallons of Alphabet Soup and crap a better book than Hillary's Ghostwriter inflicted upon us.

Posted by: Aarradin at September 13, 2017 05:23 AM (+7Wfv)

669 Bobbletwot, MzBill, Felonia von Wunderschlumpf, reminds us of Yeats' comment on the Anglo-Irish aristocracy post-WWI: "An old sow that has eaten her piglets."

Posted by: John Blake at September 13, 2017 05:39 AM (h5XBT)

670 Who in the hell thought it was appropriate to publish Hill's Diary of Whine? Woman, hide that shite under your mattress like every other junior high girl. My GAWD.

Posted by: Victoria at September 13, 2017 06:05 AM (n4S3w)

671 re: katereads is a leftist
In her tiny twitter bio she says 'fuck the gop' so that's something of a tell, altho a lot of conservatives feel that way lately.

Posted by: docweasel at September 13, 2017 06:58 AM (Made5)

672 There is no "best" NCIS show. It is a terrible effing show. The only reason to mention the show is to say she likes something that most of the people that voted against her like. She is literally pandering to the people she called deplorable.

Posted by: FarkinClownshoes at September 13, 2017 07:37 AM (X3ClC)

673 "The longest suicide note in history" is an epithet originally used by United Kingdom Labour Party MP Gerald Kaufman to describe his party's 1983 election manifesto, which emphasised socialist policies in a more profound manner than previous such documents - and which Kaufman felt would ensure that the Labour Party would fail to win the election.


... is it really necessary for all of us to accompany Hillary on her therapy sessions ?

Posted by: undocumented SMOD at September 13, 2017 07:40 AM (e8kgV)

674 Me, I'm still wallowing about how my great state of WV lost to Wyoming for Biggest Popular Vote Ass Kicking. And no, Senator McLame, I DON'T want a fucking hug, thanks very much.

Posted by: Deplorable Otto at September 13, 2017 08:59 AM (3nVUW)

675 Bobbletwot, MzBill, Public Enema # 1, is to politics as lampreys to host species. Your say, "Democrat", we say "parasitic bottom-feeder".

Posted by: John Blake at September 13, 2017 09:45 AM (h5XBT)

676 320 Hillary Clinton believes that each nostril provides oxygen to only one side of the brain.

She actually believes this. Let that sink in for a moment.

I marveled at that too. So there's a bifurcation in the trachea that connects each nostril to only one lung, and each lung only supplies oxygen to one side of the brain?

No, no! Each nostril has a passage leading from it, running behind the eyball, and straight into the brain itself. Lung? What are you talking about? I'm talking about brains here! BRAAAIIIIIINNNNSSS!!

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at September 13, 2017 09:50 AM (k2wiP)

677

"They" just don't appreciate us great women, Hill.

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at September 13, 2017 10:20 AM (OZmbA)

678 Others may have mentioned this but the line,

"There were times that all I wanted to do was scream into a pillow."

I believe there are quite a few dems who would be willing to help her with that project. Holding the pillow as the muffled screams gradually become slower, less frequent and trail off into silence...

I'm hoping she sticks around and enlivens both the 2018 and 2020 election cycles with her commentary and influence peddling.

Posted by: grayswindir at September 13, 2017 11:11 AM (xGZ+b)

679 >>>and your faithless whore, non-voting daughter, and...

!!! Took me rather by surprise.

Posted by: m at September 13, 2017 05:29 PM (9egmK)

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