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I Smell A Movement

To make an unnecessary and completely pointless callback. (Don't comment on old threads! You will be auto-banned!)

So. Pelosi denounced antifa.

And the Washington Post published an article in which they truthfully described right wing protestors as 'peaceful' and their antifa attackers as violent aggressors.

And also, this happened:

Don't watch the whole thing, they're still uncharismatic and revolting. Just watch enough to see that they are reporting the story truthfully, Mika looks ill, and Joe Scarborough is starting to look like a Muppet.

Mika looks so unhappy, all the while others are factually describing what has been going down for the past year. Thereby un-embargoing their own news embargo.

Have they given up, since people get raw unfiltered news elsewhere?

No more misrepresenting antifa as heroes? Are they trying to tell their savage pets to cool it?
What's happening? What's going on? Where did the sudden turnaround come from? I thought it was always okay to punch a 'Nazi.'

There must be some new polling out there showing that voters are connecting antifa to Dems, and that they don't approve, is my guess. Maybe you have your own theories.

Maybe one of you can also tell me which Muppet he is.

H/T to Man of Substance.

Posted by: Laura. at 05:12 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: HammerDog at August 30, 2017 05:13 PM (9M063)

2 Hell yeah!

Posted by: HammerDog at August 30, 2017 05:14 PM (9M063)

3 Mika looks constipated.

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 05:14 PM (a0IVu)

4 There must be some new polling out there showing that voters are
connecting antifa to Dems, and that they don't approve, is my guess.
Maybe you have your own theories.



I think some of them have come right out and said it. Also they are finding that the voters do not give a shit about Russia so they are dropping that line of lies.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 30, 2017 05:15 PM (mpXpK)

5 But her facelift is pretty amazing.

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 05:15 PM (a0IVu)

6 I love how one of the fine Morons described Joe: If his eyes were any closer together he would be a cyclops.

He really is an odd looking man.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 30, 2017 05:15 PM (sGSvK)

7 Laura! Nice to see ya.

Yeah, the orders from the Politboro have come down: Antifa is polling badly. Gotta protect the Party above all else. They are Marxists, admit it or not.

As for muppet, I'm going with Beaker. Except Beaker never killed an intern he was banging. Beaker has more class and dignity.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 05:15 PM (mM9pD)

8 Maybe Beaker?




Posted by: HammerDog at August 30, 2017 05:16 PM (9M063)

9 Joe Scarborough is Beaker, obviously. But he also looks like a thumb, as Ace is so fond of saying about another media tool.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 30, 2017 05:16 PM (FQKBL)

10 Clearly the journo cabal has agreed on a new approach.

The DNC probably gave them the message that ordinary people detest Antifa. Time to create some separation.

Posted by: mnw at August 30, 2017 05:16 PM (5cCew)

11 Mika looks kinda hittable.

Take that either way, really.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 05:16 PM (mM9pD)

12 What hump?

Posted by: Eyegore at August 30, 2017 05:16 PM (QQ+il)

13 Beaker. Definitely Beaker.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2017 05:17 PM (p+Wdc)

14 to little to late. TRUMP!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 05:17 PM (SjImc)

15 Guy Smiley. Duh.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at August 30, 2017 05:18 PM (9v0cS)

16 OOoh, or Wayne and Wanda?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 05:18 PM (mM9pD)

17
Dr. Frankenstein: I can get the monster to do what I want....shit!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 05:18 PM (493sH)

18 Joe Scarborough has that fire-breathing, Al Gore look going on there.

Posted by: m at August 30, 2017 05:18 PM (p6cpl)

19 What hump?
Posted by: Eyegore at August 30, 2017 05:16 PM (QQ+il)



Damn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 05:18 PM (Mouru)

20 her skin is so taut and smooth, it's ridiculous and yes, I am jealous. Wish I had all sorts of extra money lying around for a face lift.

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 05:18 PM (a0IVu)

21 Courtesy flush!

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 05:19 PM (HgMAr)

22 "Mika looks kinda hittable."

I'd pay her to go away afterwards.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 05:19 PM (fEaGb)

23 Joe Scarborough is starting to look like a Muppet.
Maybe one of you can also tell me which Muppet he is.

Actually, Beavis. Or Butthead. I think Beavis.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 05:19 PM (O5Q3r)

24 Looks like some journalists are getting un-woke.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at August 30, 2017 05:19 PM (Zd2ZF)

25 Maybe one of you can also tell me which Muppet he is.

Beaker, only less articulate and with less charisma.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2017 05:19 PM (IZPn8)

26 Joe 'Beaker' Scarborough

Posted by: Mika is Miss Piggy with short hair and stomach stapling at August 30, 2017 05:19 PM (EATOD)

27 Gyno Smiley?

Posted by: Rich at August 30, 2017 05:19 PM (y+2sD)

28 Days Since LauraW's Last Post: 0

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 05:19 PM (Mouru)

29 Alternate explanation:

1. Lie 24/7
2. Viewers turn off news
3. Ad revenue drops
4. Management: try that truth thing until our ratings improve and our advertisers start buying again

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 05:19 PM (aT+Bx)

30 >>>14 to little to late. TRUMP!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 05:17 PM (SjImc)

Would you like some more lowercase o's, NGO?

Posted by: m at August 30, 2017 05:19 PM (p6cpl)

31 No Muppet springs to mind, but to me Joe Scarborough is staring to look like a Yield sign.

Posted by: weew at August 30, 2017 05:20 PM (6EH85)

32 22 "Mika looks kinda hittable."

I'd pay her to go away afterwards.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 05:19 PM (fEaGb)

Agreed. And to keep her mouth shut. Or busy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 05:20 PM (mM9pD)

33 Someone posted a pic a while back of Mika and Joe as Beavis and Butthead.

They were in full Trump-hate mode again today, with Joe saying "something is wrong with Trump. He lacks empathy."

Joe's still butthurt that he and bloody-faced Mika were turned away from Mar-a-Lago.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 05:20 PM (PY9jH)

34 Next week: is Antifa a Trump false-flag operation?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 05:20 PM (fEaGb)

35 If Trump holds 3%GDP growth and sub 10% U6 - it's not going to matter anyore.

Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2017 05:20 PM (nfCob)

36 Mika looks kinda hittable.
Take that either way, really.


Maybe they should have Eric Clanton as a guest?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2017 05:20 PM (IZPn8)

Posted by: Joe Scarborough's Dead Intern at August 30, 2017 05:21 PM (O5Q3r)

38 Low IQ crazy Mika, her face has healed from all the bleeding after her face lift.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 30, 2017 05:21 PM (Ri/rl)

39 I agree, the internal poll numbers must be bad.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2017 05:21 PM (6Ll1u)

40 I thought he looked like Hobbes the tiger in Calvin and Hobbes. Especially when pissed at Calvin.

Posted by: Cranford Pundit at August 30, 2017 05:21 PM (gYDn2)

41 "I smell a movement"

As in Who shit in the litterbox, or did Hillary dump a load in her Depends, again?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 05:21 PM (J+eG2)

42 willowed:

Brilliant. Even though I didn't initially get it [being a female,
most of my spam is obviously for penis enlargement] it was still
hysterically funny. Now... more so.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 05:08 PM (aT+Bx)

Quick question: Do any of you 'ettes ever get breast enlargement spam? I'm curious if it even exists the way p3nis enlargement spam does.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 05:21 PM (bjWNl)

43 The Inner Inner D party has figured out that Street Violence Theatre is a dog that doesn't hunt.


They're slow on the uptake. Back during the election, BLM hurt Hillary, which is why they backed off it, but not before some damage had been done to Hillary's campaign.

They went with Antifa in the hopes it would brand Trump as a racist, and split his base support. Instead, as predicted, the intensity of Trump's base support -- and likelihood to turnout and vote in 2018 and 2020 -- has only gone up.

Psycho Joe and Low IQ Mika will often get the memo first about what to put in the Echo Chamber.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2017 05:21 PM (+7/1f)

44 Does this mean that people who are now denouncing Antifa are racist haters and support Nazis and the Klan? Odd how they went from storming the Normandy beaches to being labeled a street gang

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 05:21 PM (493sH)

45 First question to any incumbent RINO'S during primary debate is "CongressCritter, what was your reaction when Mitt Romney criticized PDT for concerning violence on both sides? "

Pick a side. Yeah they'll lie and say they were on trump's side, but it will be fun seeing the constipated faces.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 30, 2017 05:21 PM (JyFLk)

46 If this trend continues and the left-wing media turns on pantyfa, do they go away? So far they have been emboldened because the media has turned a blind eye.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at August 30, 2017 05:21 PM (Zd2ZF)

47

Methinks perhaps Joe has had some "work" done in support of his new pop music career, thus the muppetty look.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 30, 2017 05:21 PM (OZmbA)

48 Mika looks ill, and Joe Scarborough is starting to look like a Muppet.

That's pretty normal for them, so what's your point?


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 05:22 PM (bjWNl)

49 Joe's hair is getting taller.

Has he put out another awesome music video lately?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 05:22 PM (PY9jH)

50 I think the guy they were punching in that video was not in fact a Trump supporter or a member of the alt-right whatever that is. He is a reporter.

And that's why they are starting to flip on them. They are in danger not just their enemies.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2017 05:22 PM (/tuJf)

51 You'd think that they'd be a little relieved, finally to be able to tell the truth about this.

If I got marching orders that said, "You can quit lying today, comrade," I would certainly be pleased. Might even make a sly comment about Antifa violence being an "ongoing problem" or say with a grin, "As we've covered repeatedly..."

But they all look MISERABLE.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 30, 2017 05:22 PM (10LGw)

52 The thing about hiring anarchists is that you can't trust them to read the memo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 05:22 PM (Mouru)

53 46 If this trend continues and the left-wing media turns on pantyfa, do they go away? So far they have been emboldened because the media has turned a blind eye.
Posted by: Aunt Luna

They will persist. Except in Chile.

Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2017 05:23 PM (nfCob)

54 I Smell A Movement


The Alice's Restaurant Anti-Massacree Movement, and all you have to do to join is to sing along the next time it comes around on the guitar.

What? What do you mean wrong decade?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 05:23 PM (gIRsn)

55 Maybe they should have Eric Clanton as a guest?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2017 05:20 PM (IZPn

I read your comment as Eric Cartman. Toh-may-toh
toh-mah-to

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 30, 2017 05:23 PM (Ri/rl)

56 Joe without glasses
,,,,,,,,,,
\ . . /

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 05:23 PM (HgMAr)

57 23: beavis didn't look as stupid as this ass pimple. plus, he was smarter, too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 05:23 PM (KP5rU)

58 No Muppet springs to mind, but to me Joe Scarborough is staring to look like a Yield sign.

Posted by: weew at August 30, 2017 05:20 PM (6EH85)


Well, maybe Beaker.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 05:23 PM (bjWNl)

59 Quick question: Do any of you 'ettes ever get breast
enlargement spam? I'm curious if it even exists the way p3nis
enlargement spam does.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 05:21 PM (bjWNl)
yup; I used to get the ads for the breast enhancement cream. Guaranteed to make my boobs grow two cups larger allegedly.

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 05:23 PM (a0IVu)

60 And now the GOPe idiots are left holding the ball in support of AntiFa.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 05:23 PM (XFue2)

61 Lamar University students helping nursing home evacuees in flooded Port Arthur.

Might be fraternity brothers. Damnable!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 05:23 PM (fEaGb)

62 Individualists Unite!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 05:23 PM (QQ+il)

63 I thought I read polls recently that showed even most average Joe Democrats (if there are any left) think Antifa is more of a danger than the KKK. I am guessing they are still aware that there were Obama voters who voted fro Trump in 2016. They probably don't want a repeat.

Posted by: DaveD at August 30, 2017 05:23 PM (P5fqQ)

64 We have always been at war with Eastasia and Antifa

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 05:24 PM (493sH)

65
>>
But they all look MISERABLE.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton




YES! They look like they've just been told Santa isn't real.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 30, 2017 05:24 PM (OZmbA)

66 Quick question: Do any of you 'ettes ever get breast
enlargement spam? I'm curious if it even exists the way p3nis
enlargement spam does.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 05:21 PM (bjWNl)


No. I get spam from singles websites for some weird reason, since I've been married 30+ years. I used to get lots of ads for bras and panties here, before I started using Adblock.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 05:24 PM (PY9jH)

67 So Trump may yet again be vindicated for saying stuff initially thought deplorable.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2017 05:24 PM (+7/1f)

68 I'm not so sure about them abandoning Antifa. but I remember hearing a couple weeks back that the Republicans were expecting the "Russia Investigation" to "heat up" after Labor Day. I have no idea what that means but if they know something we don't, maybe the media is just cleaning the slate of this garbage so they can look "reasonable' when they start playing Russiagate again.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2017 05:24 PM (7uYFy)

69 you smell a movement? must be michael moore again.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 05:24 PM (KP5rU)

70 But they all look MISERABLE.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 30, 2017 05:22 PM (10LGw)


Of course they do. Because reporting the truth as the truth helps Trump. And that must gall them to no end.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 05:24 PM (bjWNl)

71 I think they actually fear an all out civil war, and they know when the shit really hits the fan a gated community or doorman isn't going to stop the mob. Say what you will about Ann Coulter, but her book Demonic was on point with regard to mobs.

Posted by: very undude at August 30, 2017 05:25 PM (2X7pN)

72 This is not the movement you are smelling for...

Posted by: Hillary Clintonobi at August 30, 2017 05:25 PM (/qEW2)

73 What's in a name?

A group of people running amok calling everybody else 'nazi' while looking, acting, and rhetoric like real nazis isn't fooling anybody. ...Or not very many people.

Dems now have to shake the fact that these are thier constituants.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 30, 2017 05:25 PM (IWbvi)

74 "But they all look MISERABLE."

As if they are being forced to do something which goes against their nature.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 05:25 PM (J+eG2)

75 What's so interesting about this is how they're all doing it at once.... from Pelosi to the TV talkingheads to the newspapers. All within 24 hours of each other.

Talk about coordinated.

Soros must realize it ain't playin' well with John Q Public.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 05:25 PM (ihmYw)

76 Joe has a botox forehead and it looks as if his lips are almost moving as Mika reads the prompter.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 30, 2017 05:25 PM (Ri/rl)

77 Psycho Joe looks like an extra in Deliverance.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2017 05:25 PM (+7/1f)

78

Antifa, the Bernie split in the party.

Good luck Dems! You built that!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2017 05:25 PM (fceHP)

79 Yep - it's Beaker, with a slight nod towards Tweaker

Posted by: Rex Mundi at August 30, 2017 05:26 PM (zGV4Y)

80 Joe has always looked and dressed like a muppet.

Posted by: NCKate at August 30, 2017 05:26 PM (gBS4H)

81 Joe with glasses
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

\ { .}{. } /

o

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 05:26 PM (HgMAr)

82 BTW, the remark about Joe Scarborough looking like a muppet made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: very undude at August 30, 2017 05:26 PM (2X7pN)

83 well that didn't work

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 05:26 PM (HgMAr)

84
Psycho Joe looks like an extra in Deliverance.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2017 05:25 PM (+7/1f)


I believe Imus called him Banjo Boy or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 05:26 PM (PY9jH)

85 Soros must realize it ain't playin' well with John Q Public.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 05:25 PM (ihmYw)


he looks around and realizes he's the only one donating

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2017 05:26 PM (fceHP)

86 If people are starting to figure out that Antifa are Democrat Party blackshirts, that message should be pushed harder. It would be great if people automatically associated Antifa with Democrats.

None of this would be happening if Pantsuit had won.

Posted by: Son of Bat Boy at August 30, 2017 05:26 PM (5rEfK)

87 He looks like Beeker

Posted by: Tuna at August 30, 2017 05:26 PM (jm1YL)

88 Quick question: Do any of you 'ettes ever get breast enlargement spam? I'm curious if it even exists the way p3nis enlargement spam does.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 05:21 PM (bjWNl)

Never.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 30, 2017 05:26 PM (Ri/rl)

89 Just give them a few minutes to come to their senses and start with the PDT = Nazi +Putin thing again.

Posted by: torabora at August 30, 2017 05:26 PM (6dFYM)

90

What next? Anderson Brillo Pad Hair Cooper turning against the black bloc?

Posted by: Sphynx at August 30, 2017 05:27 PM (OZmbA)

91 Joe is channeling his inner Walken

Posted by: ramajama at August 30, 2017 05:27 PM (oAlzZ)

92 The antics will simply re-brand into something else.

"New Look, same great product"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 05:27 PM (J+eG2)

93 o any of you 'ettes ever get breast
enlargement spam? I'm curious if it even exists the way p3nis
enlargement spam does.


No need, there are surgeons who take care of it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 05:27 PM (ihmYw)

94 It's a strange, strange world we live in, Master Jack
You taught me all I know and I'll never look back
It's a very strange world and I thank you, Master Jack

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 05:27 PM (Nwg0u)

95 The Trashcan Man?

Oh wait, wrong show.

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 30, 2017 05:27 PM (0ogQG)

96 I see we all agree he looks like Beaker

Posted by: Tuna at August 30, 2017 05:27 PM (jm1YL)

97 That is a bald-face insult to Beaker.

Posted by: Pious Agnostic at August 30, 2017 05:28 PM (jb6+d)

98 > "What's happening? What's going on? Where did the sudden turnaround come from"

Because antifa's increasingly ramped-up violence is making leftist MSM media shills and Democrats look bad by association, which the latter cannot tolerate.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at August 30, 2017 05:28 PM (SDvlR)

99 Dyslexics, untie!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 30, 2017 05:28 PM (vcOmj)

100 What next? Anderson Brillo Pad Hair Cooper turning against the black bloc?

Posted by: Sphynx at August 30, 2017 05:27 PM (OZmbA)
...........

Don Lemon quits using Toppik?

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 05:28 PM (HgMAr)

101 So who was holding a gun on them. Seemed like pow vids from vietnam

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 05:28 PM (0wem/)

102 Joe is channeling his inner Walken

Posted by: ramajama at August 30, 2017 05:27 PM (oAlzZ)


He looks like the kind of guy who would have a dead intern in his past. Hope Mika doesn't plan to spend a weekend with him on a yacht any time soon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 05:28 PM (PY9jH)

103 I had to look up Beaker (are they allowed to invent new muppets? They shouldn't be).

Yeah, Beaker.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 05:28 PM (gIRsn)

104 What next? Anderson Brillo Pad Hair Cooper turning against the black bloc?

Posted by: Sphynx at August 30, 2017 05:27 PM (OZmbA)




Anderson Cooper: I would NEVER turn against black cock...oh bloc...never mind

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 05:28 PM (493sH)

105 Leftists if nothing else are like a flock of birds, one opines a change and they all turn at once.

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 05:28 PM (pPKG5)

106 Repeating because relevant to the thread:



550 545 Interesting article at ZeroHedge about the MSM turning against Antifa.

No one is quite sure why.


Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 12:42 AM (aT+Bx)



The mayor of Berkley wants them classified as a gang.

My guess? People aren't blind. The dumbasses have overstepped the leash they were given and when the people you are trying to claim are the racist evil Nazis look to be the sympathetic nonviolent victims of thuggery you fucked up your planned narrative. With college starting back up they've probably found that their recruiting drives on campus aren't working.

So expect Antifa to vanish, and yet miraculously a whole "new" group will start attacking conservatives on campus and events to "combat hate"

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 12:48 AM (cAnNx)

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 05:28 PM (cAnNx)

107 I Smell A Movement

Sorry.

Posted by: fluffy at August 30, 2017 05:29 PM (U0v/A)

108 75 What's so interesting about this is how they're all doing it at once.... from Pelosi to the TV talkingheads to the newspapers. All within 24 hours of each other.

Talk about coordinated.

Soros must realize it ain't playin' well with John Q Public.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 05:25 PM (ihmYw)

They've always been coordinated with their talking points.

I remember Rush playing a montageof all the talking heads and news readers saying the exact same thing about Clinton.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 30, 2017 05:29 PM (Ri/rl)

109 Someone pointed out earlier that LATimes referred to antifa as "thugs." Mostly peaceful thugs, I am sure.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 30, 2017 05:29 PM (tbOMB)

110 Were they making hand gestures or transmitting morse code somehow?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 05:29 PM (0wem/)

111 Maybe one of you can also tell me which Muppet he is.


Well, he's no Floyd Pepper, that's for sure.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 30, 2017 05:29 PM (XKZwp)

112 Moar Pinochet memes are needed.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 05:29 PM (XFue2)

113 antics=antifa

The auto-cucumber, it mocks me!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 05:29 PM (J+eG2)

114 My wife always says I look like Sam the Eagle.

Posted by: Chris M at August 30, 2017 05:29 PM (eAZVt)

115 50 I think the guy they were punching in that video was not in fact a Trump supporter or a member of the alt-right whatever that is. He is a reporter.

And that's why they are starting to flip on them. They are in danger not just their enemies.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2017 05:22 PM (/tuJf)
--------

I think this is a big chunk of it. They were all for conservatives getting the crap beat out of them but when Antifa came after reporters....well, we can't have any of that.

Posted by: WisRich at August 30, 2017 05:29 PM (G0vdT)

116 Beaker.
Except we feel sorry for Beaker because he tries to do the right thing.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at August 30, 2017 05:29 PM (SCKYL)

117 I figure we ettes don't get breast enlargement spam because our webcams can see we don't need enlargements. It's really odd why some morons would get penis enlargement spam. Really weird.

Posted by: NCKate at August 30, 2017 05:30 PM (gBS4H)

118 Quick question: Do any of you 'ettes ever get breast
enlargement spam? I'm curious if it even exists the way p3nis
enlargement spam does.

==

no, I get spam from p0rno "ladies" wanting me to call them
they either thinj I'm a dude or a dyke but definitely figure I'm dumb

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at August 30, 2017 05:30 PM (hMwEB)

119 Muppet, Beaker, waiting for Dr. Bunson to have him test something. The MSM don't piss w/o a plan.

Posted by: auscolpyr at August 30, 2017 05:30 PM (suO/a)

120 Trump will never be re elected without ANTiFA

Posted by: redenzo at August 30, 2017 05:30 PM (5wSNN)

121 Soros must have indicated he is eliminating the group. Night of the long bike locks.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 05:30 PM (0wem/)

122 Beaker. He looked about as happy as Beaker normally looks, too.

Posted by: Smashmaster at August 30, 2017 05:30 PM (hXOvg)

123 Douche Muppet.

He was one of the lesser known ones. Like Zeppo Marx, only different.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2017 05:30 PM (A7DN1)

124 This Antifa thing has been pushed and financed from the top, just like BLM has. They thought they could use it to start riots and that Trump would get all the blame.

But that didn't happen, did it?

And suddenly the people who've been footing the bills realize that it's been a huge mistake and is driving voters away, and they're pulling the rug out from under Antifa's feet. Kind of like happened to the brownshirts on the Night of the Long Knives.

The most interesting thing (but not surprising) is how almost everyone on the left got the memo at the exact same time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2017 05:30 PM (k1TUh)

125 Looks like some journalists are getting un-woke.
--

Nah.

They just read the teleprompter, and listen to the producers voice in their ear.

Their job is to look pretty, not to think.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 05:30 PM (aT+Bx)

126 Can Milo and Coulter speak on campus now?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2017 05:30 PM (+7/1f)

127 So who was holding a gun on them. Seemed like pow vids from vietnam

I think Mika is using her eyes to blink out "help me" in Morse code.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 05:31 PM (O5Q3r)

128 First they came to beat the crap out of conservatives, and I said nothing.

Then they came to beat the crap out of the journalists....WTF???? Oh, HELL no!

--- MFM

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 05:31 PM (PY9jH)

129 I Smell A Movement

==

*sprays febreze*

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at August 30, 2017 05:31 PM (hMwEB)

130 "Joe Scarborough is starting to look like a Muppet."

I always thought it was a clever design idea to give Dr. Bunsen Honeydew (from The Muppet Show) glasses but no eyes or brows. Yes, Scarborough is halfway there.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at August 30, 2017 05:31 PM (rxs5d)

131
So who has given the orders from on high to make comments against the once brave heroes of antifa?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 05:31 PM (493sH)

132 You gotta relax on the shitter!

Posted by: Tom Arnold at August 30, 2017 05:31 PM (+zVGJ)

133 The dimwits are coming to realizze their street thugs are tainting the SJW brand. When Pelosi gets a clue you know a new narrative is needed to attack Trump. They will switch FLOTUS's wardrobe and its eilte lack of empathy.

Posted by: colfax mingo at August 30, 2017 05:31 PM (gkURX)

134 The biggest story that's not being told, is how all these white republican redneck neonazi Trump voters, are risking their lives saving black democrats.

How many boats does Antifa have in the water? Zero.

What a narrative that would make.

Posted by: Rebar at August 30, 2017 05:31 PM (y5vau)

135 88 Quick question: Do any of you 'ettes ever get breast enlargement spam? I'm curious if it even exists the way p3nis enlargement spam does.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 05:21 PM (bjWNl)

Not me.

Posted by: Tuna at August 30, 2017 05:31 PM (jm1YL)

136 I'm disappointed. I went to comments, ran a search for "Beaker", and only got 20 hits.

Posted by: zincfinger at August 30, 2017 05:31 PM (Bj229)

137 There IS a reason for why they are doing this all of a sudden.
Something is up.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2017 05:31 PM (7uYFy)

138 Ho we fuc,
Sum ting wong,
We tu lo.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 30, 2017 05:31 PM (0OmEj)

139 Can Milo and Coulter speak on campus now?


Milo is going back to Berkeley. I don't know the details.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 05:31 PM (gIRsn)

140 Antifa, the Bernie split in the party.

Good luck Dems! You built that!

-
You might say the Donks were playing Russian roulette. And lost.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 05:31 PM (Nwg0u)

141 49 Jane

>> Joe's hair is getting taller.

And Leon's getting LARGER.

Posted by: ibguy at August 30, 2017 05:31 PM (vUcdz)

142
Ace:

It is definitely polling that AntiFa is HATED by the average American and that they associate them wholly with Democrats.

Nunzio Pelosi would never alter the meme unless absolutely necessary. She essentially reversed herself and backed Trump's position.

Had she not, she would have ensured a Democrat wipeout in '18. She might have done that anyway because this will surely infuriate the psycho anti-American base.

Pass the popcorn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 05:32 PM (mbhDw)

143 Which Muppet? Beaker; no question.

Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at August 30, 2017 05:32 PM (C0Fwa)

144

Hes Beaker

The test tube muppet

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2017 05:32 PM (8tl2F)

145

Did Pelosi wink when she said it?

Did the LA Times, Politico, WaPo etc use next to their denouncement?

Look closely.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 30, 2017 05:32 PM (fceHP)

146 The most interesting thing (but not surprising) is how almost everyone on the left got the memo at the exact same time.


It's inexplicable.

Posted by: CabaList at August 30, 2017 05:32 PM (QQ+il)

147 Posted by: CaliGirl at August 30, 2017 05:29 PM (Ri/rl)

Yes, always very coordinated... JournoList was nothing new!

I didn't phrase it well, I guess I meant more that I wonder why all of a sudden, ya know?

Something happened that's got them spooked.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 05:32 PM (ihmYw)

148 "The most interesting thing (but not surprising) is how almost everyone on the left got the memo at the exact same time."

The Echo Chamber lives!

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2017 05:32 PM (+7/1f)

149 Their job is to look pretty, not to think.
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 05:30 PM (aT+Bx)
---
well, you never give a task to someone they can't accomplish...


Posted by: redc1c4 at August 30, 2017 05:32 PM (zHXTb)

150 What? Are you not entertained?

Don't you believe all this frothy crazy Marxist, anarchist, antifa stuff plays well with a large cross section of the voting public?

Going into a midterm election where the Dems have said they are going to trample Republicans because, Trump!

Rube.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2017 05:33 PM (A7DN1)

151 It's purely tactical: the frog had started to notice the rising temperature in the pot, so they're trying to turn it back down a few degrees until it's safe to crank it again.

Of course they won't succeed: the left has no brakes, and their pet thug army is off the leash.

Posted by: Murray at August 30, 2017 05:33 PM (lnL+g)

152
I figure we ettes don't get breast enlargement spam because our webcams
can see we don't need enlargements. It's really odd why some morons
would get penis enlargement spam. Really weird.

Posted by: NCKate at August 30, 2017 05:30 PM (gBS4H)


This is true. *winks at Bob from the NSA*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 05:33 PM (PY9jH)

153 Here a CNN clip purporting to save a man from a flood. Some claim this was staged. Look around 1:45; the reporter goes behind a sign with a red shirt and khakis. He reappears with red shirt and rain pants...youtubedotcom/watch?v=zbgC49fKwrE&feature=share

Posted by: Victoria at August 30, 2017 05:33 PM (GP7pR)

154 "Mika looks kinda hittable."

The kind of girl you might bang in the alley behind a dive bar after a long night of Valurite, but you wouldn't take her to your house, or give her your real name of phone number.

Especially if you had any pet bunnies.

Posted by: Lena Dunham's Ex-Dog at August 30, 2017 05:33 PM (p5Iv0)

155 137 There IS a reason for why they are doing this all of a sudden.
Something is up.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2017 05:31 PM (7uYFy

I think the Berkeley riot this past weekend spooked a lot of Liberals and the Press. Bigly.

Posted by: WisRich at August 30, 2017 05:33 PM (G0vdT)

156 93 o any of you 'ettes ever get breast
enlargement spam? I'm curious if it even exists the way p3nis
enlargement spam does.

No need, there are surgeons who take care of it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 05:27 PM (ihmYw)


Hadn't that of that, but that's a good point.

And while breast augmentation is easy to do, I don't think there is any such thing as penis enlargement surgery.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 05:33 PM (bjWNl)

157 If this keeps up, nobody will ever care if that fat, deranged dyke from yesterday ever finds her fucking service animal.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 05:33 PM (O5Q3r)

158 This is true. *winks at Bob from the NSA*




Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 05:33 PM (PY9jH)
Heh..*casts sultry look at Bob*

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 05:34 PM (a0IVu)

159 >>The most interesting thing (but not surprising) is how almost everyone on the left got the memo at the exact same time


DNC daily memo.

Was faxed. Probably now emailed.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 30, 2017 05:34 PM (OZmbA)

160 Mika looks like my finger smells. Porcine.

Posted by: Kermit at August 30, 2017 05:34 PM (+zVGJ)

161 Just an observation, but Antifa reacts to cameras recording them like some cops do. But I don't know if Antifa shoots dogs or eats them.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2017 05:34 PM (GeRdb)

162 140 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 05:31 PM (Nwg0u)


YES. Adding on to my comment at 142. Bernie has been agitating hard to create an alternative for the freaks instead of the Democrats.

Pelosi reversing herself and calling the base for what they are will only help Bernie split them apart.

Win-win for Trump. The GOP? They will likely wind up Democrats and PDT forms a new party around him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 05:34 PM (mbhDw)

163 Dyslexics, untie!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet


Maybe it's just me, but I've always thought that using the word dyslexic to describe that particular syndrome is really unfair to, well, dyslexics.

Q:What's your learning disorder?

A: I'm a Excel dick.

Q: A what??!?

A: Oops, I meant a dyke lick.

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 30, 2017 05:34 PM (0ogQG)

164 There IS a reason for why they are doing this all of a sudden.
Something is up.

-
Maybe we're getting ready to switch again and th Donks will go back to being the party of the K!an.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 05:34 PM (Nwg0u)

165 Mika used to be a smokestack.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 05:34 PM (XFue2)

166 And its been said, but bares repeating 1,000,000 times: McCain, Ryan, and Rubio now look like even bigger fucktards than ever - they abandoned their President at the drop of the hat, but two weeks later even the Dems are saying "ok, he had a point, he was right."

Romney too, but that old has been is so gone I don't even think about him anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2017 05:34 PM (k1TUh)

167 J-O-E-H-A-S-A-T-I-N-Y-W-I-L-L-Y

Posted by: Mika's Blinking Eyes at August 30, 2017 05:35 PM (QQ+il)

168 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnT7pT6zCcA


Another Joe Scarborough music video.

Or, is it?

You make the call!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 30, 2017 05:35 PM (vcOmj)

169

Speaking of Eddie Munster, whatever happened to Debbie Whatsername Schlitz's IT crisis? If fell off the radar.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 30, 2017 05:35 PM (OZmbA)

170 Maybe you have your own theories.


*looks in ass*

Here you go. My bet is the dem bagmen and bagwomen are smelling the "movement" and it smells fabulously like Trump. More Trump. More rino primaries. And more dem disappointed efforts to tear down the country. Fresh off losing $1B for nothing but a bunch of liberal tears and broken statues, my guess is that they had a heart to heart and saw that more "mostly peaceful" violent felonies were not the way to win hearts and minds.

This after they were roundly mocked in their transparent attempt at rebranding Trump's MAGA platform as their own.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 30, 2017 05:35 PM (tbOMB)

171 Joe looks like a fag, and Mika' s shit is all retarded.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 05:36 PM (fSiAi)

172 140 Antifa, the Bernie split in the party.

Good luck Dems! You built that!

-
You might say the Donks were playing Russian roulette. And lost.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 05:31 PM (Nwg0u)

The GOP and their ilk aren't out of the woods either. Fighting Trump every step of the way. They are going to have to answer for that in 2018.

I'm going on a limb and saying it is still anybody's game regarding who controls the upper and lower chambers.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 30, 2017 05:36 PM (jxbfJ)

173

Remember when Trump said Antifa was violent

And the media compared them to soldiers storming Normandy

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2017 05:36 PM (8tl2F)

174 171 Joe looks like a fag, and Mika' s shit is all retarded.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 05:36 PM (fSiAi)

Fag-murder-suspect + Hag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 05:36 PM (mbhDw)

175 Breaking:
Three Sacramento Officers and one suspect shot.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 05:36 PM (J+eG2)

176 It's really odd why some morons
would get penis enlargement spam. Really weird.


Posted by: NCKate


I know, right? I keep getting the penis reduction spam. Bobbitt@lopitoff.com


Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 05:36 PM (LAe3v)

177 Everyone should boycott these idiots until they finally start telling the truth! They are spreading HATE and lies constantly! They use to bow at Trumps knees!! Now they are just like the rest of the cowards! We the people have had enough! U better understand

Posted by: Randy kirk at August 30, 2017 05:36 PM (1shCP)

178 Do any of you 'ettes think it's odd that Mika never wears so much as a simple pair of stud earrings? Also, on the rare occasions I watch to see some crazy, I've been looking for her engagement ring. Still haven't been able to see it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 05:36 PM (PY9jH)

179 173

Remember when Trump said Antifa was violent

And the media compared them to soldiers storming Normandy
Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2017 05:36 PM (8tl2F)


Yeah. Except they were from the 352 Panzer Grenadiers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 05:37 PM (mbhDw)

180 Antifa will just get a new name. Re-Occupy or something. The Peaceful People. And remember, they're not denouncing BLM.

They sorta dropped Stalin for a bit. Don't mean nuthin.

Posted by: George LeS at August 30, 2017 05:37 PM (+TcCF)

181 And now the GOPe idiots are left holding the ball in support of AntiFa.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe

* * * * * * *

Speaking of whom......oh what I'd give to see Cancer-Skull McStains at the bottom of that mostly peaceful Antifa beatdown in the clip. I'd be peacefully moving aside anyone trying to break it up, until they peacefully popped his wrinkled skull like the puss filled abscess that it is. I'd then shout slogan calling for peace and understanding

Posted by: MSTisdale at August 30, 2017 05:37 PM (/z8es)

182 169

Speaking of Eddie Munster, whatever happened to Debbie Whatsername Schlitz's IT crisis? If fell off the radar.
Posted by: Sphynx at August 30, 2017 05:35 PM (OZmbA)

Her IT guy still has an active hidden email address on the Congressional email system.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 30, 2017 05:37 PM (jxbfJ)

183 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0g4GAN54og


Joe Scarborough sings "Feelings".

Or....does he? Can you tell the difference?

You make the call!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 30, 2017 05:37 PM (vcOmj)

184 Remember when Trump said Antifa was violent

And the media compared them to soldiers storming Normandy

I do they won't

Posted by: Your sycophant press at August 30, 2017 05:37 PM (O2RFr)

185 "Maybe one of you can also tell me which Muppet he is."

Grumpy? Whiny? F*ckface?

Oh, wait. You said "muppet". No idea. Maybe Oscar.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 30, 2017 05:38 PM (H8S+R)

186 No. I get spam from singles websites for some weird
reason, since I've been married 30+ years. I used to get lots of ads for
bras and panties here, before I started using Adblock.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 05:24 PM (PY9jH


On my browser where I don't run an ad blocking, I am deluged with dress pr0n ads.

Prolly because that's the browser I use to look for dress pr0n to use in the dress pr0n thread.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 05:38 PM (bjWNl)

187 Some older Democrat probably said, "This is starting to remind me of 1968. If I recall, we didn't do well in the '68 general election. Maybe a little less burning and a lot less communism."

Posted by: Ted K. at August 30, 2017 05:38 PM (I6Vm1)

188 178, Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 05:36 PM (PY9jH)

Joe didn't give her an engagement ring??

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 05:38 PM (a0IVu)

189 169

Speaking of Eddie Munster, whatever happened to Debbie Whatsername Schlitz's IT crisis? If fell off the radar.
Posted by: Sphynx at August 30, 2017 05:35 PM (OZmbA)


See my link at the morning thread. Moldy Locks' boyfriend still has a secret House e-mail account.

WTF is Sessions doing??? Yeah, yeah, I know.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 05:38 PM (mbhDw)

190 Democrats are NAZIS!!!!!

Posted by: USNtakim at August 30, 2017 05:38 PM (0OmEj)

191 I don't get this whole "Trump didn't show empathy" to the flood victims meme. What do they expect him to do? Bite his lower lip and cry on cue? THAT will never happen--even if he FELT like crying. He isn't a politician. The thing is that most people who voted for him no this, so the media is just blowing wind.
And Trump lacks empathy compared to who? Obama? The guy who stopped to say a few words on the way to the golf course after a reporter got decapitated?
Obama was a psychopath.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2017 05:38 PM (7uYFy)

192 "I smell a movement"

Stop with the eliminationist rhetoric!!

Posted by: Antifa Dude in Skinny Jeans at August 30, 2017 05:38 PM (398bZ)

193 Cheese it you guys, they're on to us.

Posted by: Journolist at August 30, 2017 05:38 PM (yqvys)

194 188 178, Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 05:36 PM (PY9jH)

Joe didn't give her an engagement ring??
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 05:38 PM (a0IVu)


It was 1.75" in diameter, and covered in soiled, greasy leather.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 05:39 PM (mbhDw)

195 He is beaker, without doubt.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at August 30, 2017 05:39 PM (eKCr/)

196
Here you go. My bet is the dem bagmen and bagwomen are smelling the
"movement" and it smells fabulously like Trump. More Trump. More rino
primaries.


I have no idea what you're talking about.

Posted by: The soon-to-be-late Sen. Flake at August 30, 2017 05:39 PM (LAe3v)

197 L-I-K-E-T-H-R-O-W-I-N-G-A-H-O-T-D-O-G-D-O-W-N-A-H-A-L-L-W-A-Y

Posted by: Joe's Blinking Eyes at August 30, 2017 05:39 PM (QQ+il)

198 And while breast augmentation is easy to do, I don't think there is any such thing as penis enlargement surgery.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 05:33 PM (bjWNl)

There is but it's really not a good idea.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 05:39 PM (0mRoj)

199 On the current NY Times homepage:

Fight for Senate Complicated by Trump Republicans
By SHERYL GAY STOLBERG
The entry of a pro-Trump congressman into the Pennsylvania Senate race signaled that the president's wing of the G.O.P. could dominate in 2018.

Let us pray!

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2017 05:39 PM (+7/1f)

200 Lots of patrons of the Maoist Red Guard ended up as victims of the Red Guard.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2017 05:39 PM (WxW/Y)

201 192 "I smell a movement"

Stop with the eliminationist rhetoric!!
Posted by: Antifa Dude in Skinny Jeans at August 30, 2017 05:38 PM (398bZ)


Only when I eat prunes the day before, sadly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 05:39 PM (mbhDw)

202 JoeF

It's all they have...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2017 05:39 PM (O2RFr)

203 Beaker? Money is on Beaker.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 30, 2017 05:39 PM (t06LC)

204 pic looks like scarborough hearts doorknobs

Posted by: klaftern at August 30, 2017 05:39 PM (RuIsu)

205 *creeeak*

Posted by: The Great Turning at August 30, 2017 05:40 PM (2wRtc)

206 I think when the statues started coming down, they knew the mob had gotten out of control.

Posted by: very undude at August 30, 2017 05:40 PM (2X7pN)

207 Joe didn't give her an engagement ring??


Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 05:38 PM (a0IVu)


Haven't spotted one yet. He's probably in debt up to his neck after two ex-wives and a few kids to raise and put through college.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 05:40 PM (PY9jH)

208
So if the Politburo has said antifa is now on the outs and they refuse to stop then what happens? Commie civil war

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 05:40 PM (493sH)

209 Mika is so distressed to take this 180, which is the fastest and most complete I've ever seen.

You can't say Democrats are disorganized.

The blatant hypocrisy of this switch of direction is amazing. Someone needs to juxtapose some recent video clips to illustrate the turnaround.

Rush will do it on the radio, but visuals always carry more impact.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 05:40 PM (3myMJ)

210 People in Houston were happy Trump came

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2017 05:40 PM (8tl2F)

211
There is but it's really not a good idea.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 05:39 PM (0mRo

Unless it's absolutely necessary.....

Posted by: John Bobbit at August 30, 2017 05:40 PM (7uYFy)

212 stool-berg drops another one.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 05:40 PM (fSiAi)

213 20 her skin is so taut and smooth, it's ridiculous and yes, I am jealous. Wish I had all sorts of extra money lying around for a face lift.
-----

I imagine she looks like shit in real life. Make-up and lighting can do wonders.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 30, 2017 05:40 PM (nILVB)

214 And while breast augmentation is easy to do, I don't think there is any such thing as penis enlargement surgery.

No, but you can have it reduced.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2017 05:41 PM (IZPn8)

215 I used to love Morning Joe, I've been watching it for years.

I thought Mika was smoking hot, but she has Betty Draper Syndrome. (I was instantly in love with Betty Draper, but she is so annoying that I fell all the way out of love and into opposition).

Joe was never a TruCon, but he was generally a counterweight to the prevailing madness and I really liked the format -- bunch of people sitting around a desk talking about what's in the morning papers.

Well, Joe has been completely assimilated, and the show has deteriorated into non-stop Trump-bashing.

Now the thing is, I hate Trump. I've always hated Trump. But I tune in to Morning Joe and I say "ease up a little on the meth, kids, you can't be stuck at 11 on TrumpIsAwful all the time. One loses perspective.

I feel bad about the decline of the show because it's like losing a friend. I used to really enjoy it and now even I can't watch it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 05:41 PM (gIRsn)

216 187 Some older Democrat probably said, "This is starting to remind me of 1968. If I recall, we didn't do well in the '68 general election. Maybe a little less burning and a lot less communism."
Posted by: Ted K. at August 30, 2017 05:38 PM (I6Vm1)


It's WAY too late for that. When McGovern became the nominee in '72, the party went hard hard left and never looked back.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 05:41 PM (mbhDw)

217 Aw, don't ruin Beaker for me!

Posted by: venus velvet at August 30, 2017 05:41 PM (g94P/)

218 Beaker.

That is all.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 30, 2017 05:41 PM (Nu5az)

219 On my browser where I don't run an ad blocking, I am deluged with dress pr0n ads.

Prolly because that's the browser I use to look for dress pr0n to use in the dress pr0n thread.



Is that what you tell the missus?

Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 05:41 PM (LAe3v)

220
3 Mika looks constipated.
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 05:14 PM (a0IVu)


That sideways pineapple up her backside isn't going to eliminate itself. And don't get her started on the barbed wire with which it was wrapped.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2017 05:41 PM (pNxlR)

221 Hi Laura! How is your hump? I still laugh about that.

Anyway, I think the bowel movement aka antifa is fixin' to come to a head like a pustule.

Am reading here and there that a federal case is building and that they are, indeed, domestic terrorists.

So this is why they are putting distance between them.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at August 30, 2017 05:42 PM (J5mzk)

222 Joe is definitely the Muppet Bert, but only if Bert had suspicions of killing an Intern when he was in Congress.

Posted by: The Guy at August 30, 2017 05:42 PM (95A3C)

223 The answer is an emphatic YES!

These shitstains can smell the antiFADA puke washing up on THEIR front lawn...anitFADA is now not good...or least not as good as it was before it became associated with the Dem and the Marxist Media.

This NOT a victory.....this is a pivot .







Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved at August 30, 2017 05:42 PM (UFFux)

224

Is there any such thing as penis restoration surgery?


Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2017 05:42 PM (OZmbA)

225 I Smell A Movement


That was me, prole. Deal with it.

Posted by: Hillary! at August 30, 2017 05:42 PM (oVJmc)

226 Joe didn't give her an engagement ring??

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 05:38 PM (a0IVu)

I think the Florida cops might still be holding it as evidence.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 05:42 PM (O5Q3r)

227 People don't like fingers wagged in their faces year after year.


Who knew?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 05:42 PM (2wRtc)

228 208
So if the Politburo has said antifa is now on the outs and they refuse to stop then what happens? Commie civil war
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 05:40 PM (493sH)


Pelosi's rejection only helps Bernie make his case for a new even harder left party. Perhaps he just takes the mantle of the Socialists and calls the disaffected droogs over there.

Yes, please!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 05:42 PM (mbhDw)

229 Well, whatever the reason that Pelosi, Mika, Joe, and the rest of the dwarfs are reversing themselves, you can take it to the bank that they're sincere.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 05:42 PM (Nwg0u)

230 "I don't get this whole "Trump didn't show empathy" to the flood victims meme."

There's nothing to get. If he had dropped to his knees and cried then it would have been "oh Trump is just hamming it up for the cameras"

It's like MSNBC worrying this morning that "Trump is coming to the disaster scene too early, it'll take resources away!"

Forgetting of course during Katrina, when Bush stayed away so as not to be a distraction, every media outlet in the country was running "BUSH WON'T GO SEE VICTIMS!!"

Trump is too early - one hour later, the story would be Trump is too late. You really just can't pay attention to anything these assholes say anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2017 05:43 PM (k1TUh)

231 180 Antifa will just get a new name. Re-Occupy or something. The Peaceful People. And remember, they're not denouncing BLM.

They sorta dropped Stalin for a bit. Don't mean nuthin.

Posted by: George LeS at August 30, 2017 05:37 PM (+TcCF)



They have boxed themselves in with BLM. Can't denounce them without being called racist. But I imagine that the money faucet has slowly had the spigot turned off. They can never fully shut it off. Still have to fund the vocal agitators afterall, but the money to bus in people and pull off multiple city or large scale "mostly peaceful demonstrations" is most likely done for them.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 05:43 PM (cAnNx)

232 198 And while breast augmentation is easy to do, I don't think there is any such thing as penis enlargement surgery.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 05:33 PM (bjWNl)

There is but it's really not a good idea.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 05:39 PM (0mRoj)

Yeah. A few different techniques are available (don't judge me) but all are painful surgeries with limited upsides. No cyberdongs yet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 05:43 PM (mM9pD)

233 "I used to really enjoy it and now even I can't watch it."

I watch it a bit most mornings getting ready for work because it's a real insight into the Left and the Echo Chamber. They often get the memo first.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2017 05:43 PM (+7/1f)

234 205 *creeeak*

Posted by: The Great Turning at August 30, 2017 05:40 PM (2wRtc)


Bannon, you magnificent bastard. I read your book.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 05:43 PM (bjWNl)

235 Yeah you smell a movement alright. These clowns on the left realize that the cigar box that "Clock Boy" Mohammed and his Anti Fa pro Jihadi buddies sent them may contain something other than cigars; there's a whirring sound, like a clock movement in that box; and they are starting to realize that it just may blow up their face. The last thing that will pass through Mika and Joe's minds is their backsides when the Anti Fa "gift box" blows up.


But then I always had a soft spot for the splody dopes who were going to save the world by blowing it up--but their weapons went off prematurely.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 30, 2017 05:44 PM (Sda6L)

236 Hep C is forever like a diamond.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 05:44 PM (XFue2)

237 169 - legalinsurrection former IT aide Imran Awan still has active house email account

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 05:44 PM (pPKG5)

238 WaPo and Pelousy may be getting one thing right, but that doesn't mean I'm suddenly gonna develop Gell-Mann amnesia.

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 30, 2017 05:44 PM (0ogQG)

239 Jesus, it looks as if Mika's plastic surgeon is morphing her face into a Picasso.

Posted by: Fritz at August 30, 2017 05:44 PM (eLttb)

240
215 Now the thing is, I hate Trump. I've always hated Trump. But I tune in to Morning Joe and I say "ease up a little on the meth, kids, you can't be stuck at 11 on TrumpIsAwful all the time. One loses perspective.

I feel bad about the decline of the show because it's like losing a friend. I used to really enjoy it and now even I can't watch it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 05:41 PM (gIRsn)


Its number of viewers has crossed into single digit territory, thanks to you.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2017 05:44 PM (pNxlR)

241
Trump is too early - one hour later, the story would be Trump is too
late. You really just can't pay attention to anything these assholes
say anymore.


As the old joke goes, if Trump walked on water, the media headline would be "Trump Can't Swim".

Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 05:45 PM (LAe3v)

242 'Maybe one of you can also tell me which Muppet he is.'

He's the dirty little Muppet Henson kept in the closet for special exploratory missions to the dark side of the moon.

Posted by: freaked at August 30, 2017 05:45 PM (BO/km)

243 I think we will see a fake purge from antifa. There will be some noise about how the head thumpers aren't really what the movement is about and they will be invited to leave, Since they are mostly anonymous anyway, there will be no way to hold them to their rhetoric. For the immediate future, the violent aspects of the antifa demonstrations will be dialed back. Of course, should the need arise, the head thumpers can always be let back off their leashes.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 30, 2017 05:45 PM (FUu/Z)

244 Joe's going to have to beg for the makeup boink tonight.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 05:45 PM (HgMAr)

245 I have whiplash. Wth just happened?!

I watched the whole thing & suddenly they are...

- talking about free speech problems going back to last year
- slamming Berkley; Joe offers to go down & do their job for them
- they mercilessly mock the snowflakes
- anti fa gets called Fascists
- univ. governance gets slammed for allowing free speech speakers to be cancelled
- Steve Bannon's name comes up
- all free speech is now good speech even when bad

Wth?! So, you've been lying for over a year? I don't watch this show. Is this a total 180?

Joe does look like a muppet. Cute.

Mika looks like she has to go pee the whole time. Doing the little seat dance or whatever.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 05:45 PM (VduL8)

246 To the GOPe, who when offered the opportunity stand behind and support our President, decided to cloth themselves in Democrat Lite.....

This is why we hate you.

Spineless shitbags.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 05:45 PM (J+eG2)

247 236 Hep C is forever like a diamond.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe


And you are wrong.

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 30, 2017 05:45 PM (0ogQG)

248 I think they have some polling that people are FUCKING TIRED OF BEING CALLED RACISTS for voting republican.

Who could have possibly predicted that calling potential voters racist because they didn't vote for your party would backfire?

It all comes down to FUCK YOU DEMOCRATS.

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at August 30, 2017 05:45 PM (jxw6R)

249 20 her skin is so taut and smooth, it's ridiculous and yes, I am jealous. Wish I had all sorts of extra money lying around for a face lift.
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 05:18 PM (a0IVu)

Face lifts are horrible surgeries. You can look better with laser resurfacing which is also horrible. Or microdermabrasion or a Rx for retin A.

You don't need a face lift.

My MIL has had 2. She looked no different to me. They were horrible procedures.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 30, 2017 05:45 PM (Ri/rl)

250 So clearly we've moved away from all standard conventions of "news reporting" and are left with imbeciles like Meeka and Josephine? WTF is he wearing? And what's with that drugged out 10-yard stare he's sporting? You could have Triumph the Insult Wonder Dog provide the same level of "news" with 1000x more entertainment value than this clownshow.

Posted by: MSTisdale at August 30, 2017 05:45 PM (/z8es)

251 For those who missed the post earlier:

Nancy Pelosi at 19 - Miss Lube Rack

No, Really.

http://tinyurl.com/ybbdsl7k

Posted by: An Observation at August 30, 2017 05:46 PM (Q3iCU)

252

Maybe they got a peek at polling comparing normies like in Texas to Antifa

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2017 05:46 PM (8tl2F)

253 I think the issue is this: when the left sees that the Soros Regulars need ten masked pajama boys to take down one old dude in a MAGA hat, they need to retool. They know those masked pussies would met if ever faced with real force.
Even with the "I disavow blah, blah, blah..." crap, you know they support the idea of Antifa, and the destruction of Capitalism.
it's just so much CYA if shit gets really out of hand.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2017 05:46 PM (ty7RM)

254 101 So who was holding a gun on them. Seemed like pow vids from vietnam
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 05:28 PM (0wem/)

+++

LOL.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 30, 2017 05:46 PM (2+gSO)

255 229 Well, whatever the reason that Pelosi, Mika, Joe, and the rest of the dwarfs are reversing themselves, you can take it to the bank that they're sincere.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 05:42 PM (Nwg0u)


Sincerely scared for their political hides. They could care fuck all if we get beat in the face with bike locks. They want that.

All of this shit is Obama's true philosophy writ large. And it is biting them in the ass. Perhaps if Trump were not president and it was someone else or Hillary (gasp) the first amendment would be gone. Mostly because Neil Gorsuch would not be there and Billy Ayers would.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 05:46 PM (mbhDw)

256 Yes they call Joe 'The Beak.'

Posted by: Ray Stevens: Live in Branson! at August 30, 2017 05:46 PM (bc2Lc)

257 You can get vaginal rejuvenation surgery, is there the opposite, and how does this all work? Are there time machines involved?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2017 05:46 PM (6Ll1u)

258 (met= melt)

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 30, 2017 05:46 PM (ty7RM)

259 At several junctures Mika looks like she ate a bug. Gotta wonder how sincere her spoken remarks were.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 05:46 PM (SRKgf)

260 Just a wild ass peasants' guess but methinks that the link of antiFADA, in the minds and hearts of the unwashed , to the DEMS and the DEM media is so strong and so toxic and so 100 percent predictive of DEM losses that the former House Speaker Slut and the media don't care , at all, how stupid and insincere their backstroking from Antifa looks .

And i d bet my next EBT card that ANY statement from the DEMS and media on 'Antifa-bad 'is as empty as DWS hope chest.

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved at August 30, 2017 05:47 PM (UFFux)

261
"I don't get this whole "Trump didn't show empathy" to the flood victims meme."
===

No?

Ok. We'll start over.

OMFGTRUMPISHITLERLITERALLYMELANIAWORE SHOES...SHOES!!!!!!

Posted by: The High Heels Media Mafia at August 30, 2017 05:47 PM (2wRtc)

262 207 Joe didn't give her an engagement ring??


Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 05:38 PM (a0IVu)

Haven't spotted one yet. He's probably in debt up to his neck after two ex-wives and a few kids to raise and put through college.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 05:40 PM (PY9jH)


I think I remember seeing a pic of him giving her the ring. I'll go look.....


I'm back....

Here: http://tinyurl.com/ybnxnq4o

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2017 05:47 PM (Enq6K)

263 One of the busted protesters had a freaking two way radio sticking out of her pocket.

Posted by: torabora at August 30, 2017 05:47 PM (6dFYM)

264 Keep making fun of Houston rescue too

People love thst

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2017 05:47 PM (8tl2F)

265 "I don't think there is any such thing as penis enlargement surgery."

If there were an effective way to do it, what % of guys would go for it?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2017 05:47 PM (+7/1f)

266 If antifa disappears now you'll know it was a paid concoction the entire time.

Same thing if it suddenly goes peaceful and flowery.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 05:48 PM (3myMJ)

267 251 For those who missed the post earlier:

Nancy Pelosi at 19 - Miss Lube Rack

No, Really.

http://tinyurl.com/ybbdsl7k

Posted by: An Observation at August 30, 2017 05:46 PM (Q3iCU)


Shit. The guy on the left looks like Go Go Gohmert but it looks like she has her hand on the johnson of the guy behind her!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 05:48 PM (mbhDw)

268
Antifa will just get a new name. Re-Occupy or something. The Peaceful People. And remember, they're not denouncing BLM.


Red Guards. The BAMN scrunt from Berkeley will be Madame Mao. Role fillers for the other three positions TBA.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2017 05:48 PM (pNxlR)

269 House Speaker Paul Ryan condemned violent leftist Antifa protesters Wednesday a day after House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi condemned the group.

what a worm

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 05:48 PM (SjImc)

270 And while breast augmentation is easy to do, I don't think there is any such thing as penis enlargement surgery.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 05:33 PM (bjWNl)
---
don't be so sure

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 30, 2017 05:48 PM (zHXTb)

271 "If there were an effective way to do it, what % of guys would go for it?"

And sports car sales would plummet.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2017 05:48 PM (+7/1f)

272 And Mika read the teleprompter at the beginning of that video like a first grader reading 'See spot go'.

Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2017 05:48 PM (Enq6K)

273 256 Yes they call Joe 'The Beak.'
Posted by: Ray Stevens: Live in Branson! at August 30, 2017 05:46 PM (bc2Lc)


Beak was my nickname in college. I had a rather large proboscis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 05:49 PM (mbhDw)

274 269 House Speaker Paul Ryan condemned violent leftist Antifa protesters Wednesday a day after House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi condemned the group.

what a worm

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 05:48 PM (SjImc)



Needed to wait to see what his boss would do first.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 05:49 PM (cAnNx)

275 Nancy Pelosi at 19 - Miss Lube Rack

3 Millionth car wash too.

Posted by: Joe's Blinking Eyes at August 30, 2017 05:49 PM (QQ+il)

276
Fox Business is showing a video of college Republicans in Berkeley (really??) being threatened by antifa twats. The Red Guard might not want to go away. BTW the college Republican girl is cute

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 05:49 PM (493sH)

277 So now there is a Drudge link mentioning Fiendsteen saying something positive about PDT?

Posted by: torabora at August 30, 2017 05:49 PM (6dFYM)

278 Speaker Ryan believes, as is obvious, these individuals are left wing thugs, and those who are committing violence need to be arrested and prosecuted. Antifa is a scourge on our country, Ryans spokeswoman AshLee Strong said in a statement provided exclusively to The Daily Caller.

????
So now Ryan owes PDT an apology right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 05:49 PM (SjImc)

279 "And while breast augmentation is easy to do, I don't think there is any such thing as penis enlargement surgery."

No problem, we at 'One Weird Trick' are on it!

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 05:49 PM (3myMJ)

280 If there were an effective way to do it, what % of guys would go for it?
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2017 05:47 PM (+7/1f)

Back of the envelope? Over 50%.

Might over-correct and need 'ettes to have them re-adjust. Big is fun visually but lots of girls are less fond of dino dongs. Size queens aside.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 05:49 PM (mM9pD)

281 Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2017 05:47 PM (Enq6K)

It looks like an oval shape. 3 1/2 carats. Diamond band, platinum.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 30, 2017 05:49 PM (Ri/rl)

282 Did Nancy call the antifada gang astroturfers?

Posted by: huerfano at August 30, 2017 05:50 PM (Dp2K8)

283 For those who missed the post earlier:

Nancy Pelosi at 19 - Miss Lube Rack

No, Really.

http://tinyurl.com/ybbdsl7k
Posted by: An Observation at August 30, 2017 05:46 PM (Q3iCU)


Uh, no. This is a well-known urban myth. It isn't Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 05:50 PM (bjWNl)

284 3 Mika looks constipated.

Or, she's dealing with a little 'turtlehead' situation.

Posted by: socalcon at August 30, 2017 05:50 PM (Roy2Z)

285 I don't think it has anything to do with polls. I think the Dems were tipped off that the FBI is doing a serious investigation of Antifa with pending arrests. So the Dems are forced to denounce them lest they be seen supporting a violent terrorist group intent on overthrowing the USA

Posted by: MAGA at August 30, 2017 05:50 PM (1TH5X)

286 I don't get this Mika thing. I wouldn't hit her with your ****.

Now, on our side, there are plenty of fine wimmin.

Posted by: George LeS at August 30, 2017 05:50 PM (+TcCF)

287
Nancy Pelosi at 19 - Miss Lube Rack


When last she heard the phrase, "Nice rack!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2017 05:50 PM (pNxlR)

288 House Speaker Paul Ryan condemned violent leftist Antifa protesters
Wednesday a day after House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi condemned the
group.



what a worm



Too little, too late, Eddie.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 05:50 PM (QQ+il)

289 So with the facelift does Joe have to nibble on Mike's ears to stimulate her nipples?

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2017 05:50 PM (WxW/Y)

290 One of the busted protesters had a freaking two way radio sticking out of her pocket.

Well they're not going to coordinate their attacks using semaphore flags.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2017 05:50 PM (IZPn8)

291 271
"If there were an effective way to do it, what % of guys would go for it?"



And sports car sales would plummet.

Posted by: Ignoramus


And men would insist on theme music whenever they entered a room. The theme from Shaft or Muddy Waters' "I'm a Man" would be favorites.

Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 05:51 PM (LAe3v)

292 266 If antifa disappears now you'll know it was a paid concoction the entire time.

Same thing if it suddenly goes peaceful and flowery.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 05:48 PM (3myMJ)


They don't have to disappear. It IS a paid concoction. Same groups same money same everything.

By the way, where is this "Unite the Right" ass-wipe? The one who was an Occupy organizer only a few months ago?

The world wonders....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 05:51 PM (mbhDw)

293 I don't think it has anything to do with polls. I think the Dems were tipped off that the FBI is doing a serious investigation of Antifa with pending arrests. So the Dems are forced to denounce them lest they be seen supporting a violent terrorist group intent on overthrowing the USA

Posted by: MAGA at August 30, 2017 05:50 PM (1TH5X)


The FBI is doing what now?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 05:51 PM (493sH)

294 "Do any of you 'ettes think it's odd that Mika never wears so much as a simple pair of stud earrings?"

She seems more like the type of chick who'd be into stud fingercuffs, if you know what I mean.

Her sorority nickname at Williams was "Spitroast".


Posted by: Lena Dunham's Ex-Dog at August 30, 2017 05:51 PM (p5Iv0)

295 >>>Nancy Pelosi at 19 - Miss Lube Rack<<<

Back in those days, Miss Bukkake was still too foreign and confusing.

Posted by: Fritz at August 30, 2017 05:51 PM (eLttb)

296 "Mika looks hittable."

Donkeypunch?

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 05:51 PM (3myMJ)

297 282 Did Nancy call the antifada gang astroturfers?
Posted by: huerfano at August 30, 2017 05:50 PM (Dp2K

That's what she was told to call the Tea Party. Cvnt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 05:51 PM (mbhDw)

298 The only reason - the ONLY reason - they're changing their tune now is because it's making the rest of the left look bad.

What they don't know is Antifa IS the rest of the left.

They own it, and there's not a damn thing they can do about it.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 30, 2017 05:52 PM (jWe5r)

299 266 If antifa disappears now you'll know it was a paid concoction the entire time.

Same thing if it suddenly goes peaceful and flowery.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 05:48 PM (3myMJ)


But in the unlikely event it was genuine, the third scenario: a Night of the Long Knives.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 05:52 PM (SRKgf)

300 Where did the sudden turnaround come from?

When this Ruptly video went public.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th0tGnllPgU
"No Trump, no wall, no USA at all!"

Now the left has[/i to denounce them. Because NO USA can't be sold as "Defending US values".

There's your moment. It was easy to defend Antifa when they were bashing White Supremacist heads. It was easy to defend them when they were bashing heads the media could sell as white supremacists even when they weren't.

But once they start openly chanting against the US, caught on video, video viral. Now you can't defend them, or paint them in a heroic light. So now they have to go. As simple as that. They didn't do anything wrong. They said something wrong. They were a little too truthful. But they will get denounced for violence. Not because they are against violence. They proved that they weren't with their silence. But because that becomes the most convenient way to denounce them without dismissing them.

And they will re-emerge in their violent form later when violence is more beneficial to the progressive agenda.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 30, 2017 05:52 PM (6rfWc)

301 Next thing that needs to happen if the Donks are going to disassociate themselves from the crazy/evil: Maxine Waters needs to have an "accident" .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 05:52 PM (Nwg0u)

302 269 House Speaker Paul Ryan condemned violent leftist Antifa protesters Wednesday a day after House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi condemned the group.

what a worm
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 05:48 PM (SjImc)

Needed to wait to see what his boss would do first.
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 05:49 PM (cAnNx)


What a spineless invertebrate. Ol' Paul "bend which ever way the wind blows" Ryan never fails to impress.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 05:52 PM (bjWNl)

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 30, 2017 05:52 PM (6rfWc)

304 Cornell ( as in Cornell University) Encourages Students To Report Those Who Dont React The Right Way To Safe Places

Comrades Stalin and Hitler would be proud

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 05:52 PM (SjImc)

305 278 Speaker Ryan believes, as is obvious, these individuals are left wing thugs, and those who are committing violence need to be arrested and prosecuted. Antifa is a scourge on our country, Ryans spokeswoman AshLee Strong said in a statement provided exclusively to The Daily Caller.

????
So now Ryan owes PDT an apology right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 05:49 PM (SjImc)


Anyone here with Twitter gravitas care to post that on his feed? Make it go viral.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 05:52 PM (mbhDw)

306 Nancy with JFK http://tinyurl.com/ycg9lwmv

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 05:52 PM (QQ+il)

307 289 So with the facelift does Joe have to nibble on Mike's ears to stimulate her nipples?
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2017 05:50 PM (WxW/Y)
-------

Ha! Good one.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 05:53 PM (VduL8)

308 Low IQ Mika probably needs time to put on her face each morning.

Like the Red Witch in Game of Thrones.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2017 05:53 PM (+7/1f)

309 I was thisclose.

Posted by: The Barrel at August 30, 2017 05:53 PM (ul9CR)

310 291 271
"If there were an effective way to do it, what % of guys would go for it?"



And sports car sales would plummet.

Posted by: Ignoramus

And men would insist on theme music whenever they entered a room. The theme from Shaft or Muddy Waters' "I'm a Man" would be favorites.


Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 05:51 PM (LAe3v)



Bunch of guys walking around with wheel barrows.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 05:53 PM (cAnNx)

311 Its a bold stratagy Cotton, lets see how it plays out.

The left just outflanked the GOPe...come election time they can now say 'While we still think Trump sucks, and we voted against his agenda, he was right on Antifa...like we were. Vote out all those R's who support Antifa !"

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at August 30, 2017 05:53 PM (vmsda)

312 306 Nancy with JFK http://tinyurl.com/ycg9lwmv
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 05:52 PM (QQ+il)


Does he have her bent over the rocking chair?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 05:53 PM (mbhDw)

313 By the way, where is this "Unite the Right" ass-wipe? The one who was an Occupy organizer only a few months ago?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


A real reporter, my kingdom for a real reporter!

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 05:53 PM (3myMJ)

314

I wonder if arrests for being terrorists are forthcoming

Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2017 05:53 PM (8tl2F)

315 House Speaker Paul Ryan condemned violent leftist Antifa protesters Wednesday a day after House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi condemned the group.

what a worm

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 05:48 PM (SjImc)


Quisling must think it's really safe now to say something. What brave leadership the Republican party has

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 05:54 PM (493sH)

316 I agree there must be some sort of polling that shows left-wing, transgender masked people waving baseball bats and throwing jars of urine does not reflect well on Democrats.

I guess Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan never got to see that polling data.

Posted by: Maritime at August 30, 2017 05:54 PM (G/kZc)

317
Once again, Donald J. Trump is proven RIGHT.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 05:54 PM (IDvUO)

318 Nancy Pelosi looked pretty good in her younger days.

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 05:54 PM (a0IVu)

319 They have boxed themselves in with BLM. Can't denounce them without being called racist. But I imagine that the money faucet has slowly had the spigot turned off. They can never fully shut it off. Still have to fund the vocal agitators afterall, but the money to bus in people and pull off multiple city or large scale "mostly peaceful demonstrations" is most likely done for them.

They'll end up going all Weathermen, ala Bill Ayers, and try to rob a Brinks again. They won't need much encouragement,

Posted by: very undude at August 30, 2017 05:54 PM (2X7pN)

320 And men would insist on theme music whenever they entered a room. The theme from Shaft or Muddy Waters' "I'm a Man" would be favorites.
Posted by: pep
------
*giggles*

Or..."Dude looks like a lady"

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 05:54 PM (VduL8)

321 306 Nancy with JFK http://tinyurl.com/ycg9lwmv
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 05:52 PM (QQ+il)

Grump, did you notice what appears to be a stain just above her boob?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 05:54 PM (mbhDw)

322 Ryan never fails to impress.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 05:52 PM (bjWNl)

Pretty incredible isn't it...at least McConnell had that one shining moment when he stood against Fredo's Supreme Court pick and also nixed The 67 votes for Gorsuch...Ryan is a complete fuck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 05:54 PM (SjImc)

323 mika looks like she just crossed her legs and crushed her bozo doorknob.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 05:55 PM (KP5rU)

324 Ryan has to be in a snit that Pelosi didn't clue him in before she made her move.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 05:55 PM (3myMJ)

325 I hope this is the crash and burn moment...
1. BLM
2.basket of deplorables
3.Trump grabbed a mish
4. Trump is racist
4.Trump is criminal
5. russia,russia,russia
6. Trump is hitler
7. antifa is violent and bad

How many narratives can go wrong?

Posted by: USNtakim at August 30, 2017 05:55 PM (0OmEj)

326 269 House Speaker Paul Ryan condemned violent leftist Antifa protesters Wednesday a day after House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi condemned the group.

what a worm
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 05:48 PM (SjImc)


Now that's what I call leadership. Say nothing until the Democrat says it first.

The guy's useless. Absolutely useless. He's like socks on a rooster.

Is there no Republican in Wisconsin who can primary this sackless, disgraceful cowardly son of a bitch?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 05:55 PM (bjWNl)

327
306 Nancy with JFK http://tinyurl.com/ycg9lwmv
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 05:52 PM (QQ+il)

Oh she's had a nose job. How sweet.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 30, 2017 05:55 PM (Ri/rl)

328 I believe we are entering Beavis and Butthead territory with these two.

Posted by: Bob at August 30, 2017 05:55 PM (iSEg0)

329 319 Posted by: very undude at August 30, 2017 05:54 PM (2X7pN)


I'd like to see a SEAL team snatch Joanne Chesimard in Cuba and put her back behind bars.

WOW!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2017 05:55 PM (mbhDw)

330 And men would insist on theme music whenever they entered a room. The theme from Shaft or Muddy Waters' "I'm a Man" would be favorites.


Posted by: pep at August 30, 2017 05:51 PM (LAe3v)



Bunch of guys walking around with wheel barrows.
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 05:53 PM (cAnNx)

Garden hose reel

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 05:55 PM (0mRoj)

331 When will employers start looking for high school graduates rather than university graduates? I'd prefer to hire prior to the brain damage.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2017 05:55 PM (WxW/Y)

332 313 By the way, where is this "Unite the Right" ass-wipe? The one who was an Occupy organizer only a few months ago?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


A real reporter, my kingdom for a real reporter!

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 05:53 PM (3myMJ)



A couple of people here, one who is only concerned about stuff that is within 10 miles, kept pushing being skeptical of if they were the same guy.

I think the vanishing act of the grifter is pretty hard evidence that they are.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 05:56 PM (cAnNx)

333
btw, one of my favorite euphemisms is the one for making poo:

Eliminate.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 30, 2017 05:56 PM (IDvUO)

334 "Guys, we can't field enough assets to protect all of you if this goes hot. Now I'm not sayin'...well, you get the picture. Y'all's call..."

Sanity, we can't expect from these people. Self-preservation, that's evergreen.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 30, 2017 05:56 PM (AM1GF)

335 Nancy Pelosi looked pretty good in her younger days.


In fairness, she looks pretty good now for being 118.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 05:56 PM (QQ+il)

336 Paul Ryan, McConnel, McCain are political worms and cowards. Always trying to please all sides instead of telling the truth. And they wonder why Americans support Trump when he points out the obvious.

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 05:56 PM (a0IVu)

337
I'd like to see a SEAL team snatch Joanne Chesimard in Cuba and put her back behind bars.

No need to bring her back..alive I mean

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 05:56 PM (SjImc)

338 If you ever wondered why someone who seems so unlikable like Nixon won 49 states, it was because of groups that were basically predecessors of Antifa.

Posted by: Maritime at August 30, 2017 05:56 PM (G/kZc)

339 117 I figure we ettes don't get breast enlargement spam because our webcams can see we don't need enlargements. It's really odd why some morons would get penis enlargement spam. Really weird.

Posted by: NCKate

I get penis reduction ads. A lot of them. Huge Ads. Strange that.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 30, 2017 05:56 PM (0ecq3)

340 JoeF.: "I don't get this whole 'Trump didn't show empathy' to the flood victims meme..."

Sure you do. Trump is not allowed to be seen as doing anything right or even as a person. Since "they" got nuthin' and Trump is observably correct and proper, constructed nonsense must be disseminated.

If Trump went to Houston and walked on water, he'd be accused of not being able to swim. He must be un-personed.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 30, 2017 05:57 PM (H8S+R)

341
"No Trump, no wall, no USA at all!"


Why, that's EXACTLY what our boys said when they hit the Normandy beaches!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2017 05:57 PM (pNxlR)

342 326 269 House Speaker Paul Ryan condemned violent leftist Antifa protesters Wednesday a day after House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi condemned the group.

what a worm
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 05:48 PM (SjImc)

Now that's what I call leadership. Say nothing until the Democrat says it first.

The guy's useless. Absolutely useless. He's like socks on a rooster.

Is there no Republican in Wisconsin who can primary this sackless, disgraceful cowardly son of a bitch?


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 05:55 PM (bjWNl)



And yet you can always count on usual suspects to swear up and down that its not a uniparty, and that the establishment GOP are definitely separate from the democrats.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 05:57 PM (cAnNx)

343 Mika trying to act like she's wearing a "Mom does not approve of antifa" face but you know it's a "Shit, Trump wins again" face.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 05:57 PM (3myMJ)

344 For those who missed the post earlier:

Nancy Pelosi at 19 - Miss Lube Rack

No, Really.

http://tinyurl.com/ybbdsl7k
Posted by: An Observation at August 30, 2017 05:46 PM (Q3iCU)

Uh, no. This is a well-known urban myth. It isn't Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 05:50 PM (bjWNl)
............

when Pelosi was 19, cars hadn't been invented yet

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 05:58 PM (HgMAr)

345 I get penis reduction ads. A lot of them. Huge Ads. Strange that.

You get used to it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2017 05:58 PM (IZPn8)

346 She was something back before electricity.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 05:58 PM (QQ+il)

347 The media have gone so far into the Matrix that their focus groups must be telling them, Whoa! What da Fook?

I have seen signs from confirmed lefty types that they are tuning out the media. They are acting so-o-o-o Kwazy that tons of people must be tuning them out. Let's hope the trend continues.

Posted by: Ruthless at August 30, 2017 05:58 PM (md3fh)

348 Pelosi is only 77 years old.

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 05:59 PM (a0IVu)

349 I hope Trump rubs their noses in the "Hatred, bigotry, and violence on many sides" line.

"Now dems and failing #FakeNews media suddenly agree with me! What happened?"

Obviously I don't have the magic twitter touch, but something like that.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 30, 2017 05:59 PM (10LGw)

350 You can get vaginal rejuvenation surgery,

-
Do you get the high mileage lackage.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 05:59 PM (Nwg0u)

351 If Obama, Barry not Michelle, the media would have orgasmed with delight.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2017 05:59 PM (WxW/Y)

352 I think the vanishing act of the grifter is pretty hard evidence that they are.
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 05:56 PM (cAnNx)

Smarter than the average bear, this buzzion commenter.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 06:00 PM (3myMJ)

353 Fascists Against Fascism, Unite!

Posted by: Denny Crane! at August 30, 2017 06:00 PM (4bjXi)

354 I meant to say wife heels to a disaster the media would have orgasmed.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2017 06:01 PM (WxW/Y)

355 I can't help but wonder if the Left has gotten wind of some blockbuster that's going to blow the lid off of antifa (an FBI investigation, an O'Keefe video, Wikileaks, something like that) and so the word came down from the Politburo to distance the Party from antifa.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 06:01 PM (SRKgf)

356 I wonder if Alexthechick got excited about the Harvest Moon in the sidebar and then realized it was about the actual lunar event and not the video game.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 06:01 PM (cAnNx)

357 I suspect that perceived comparative penis size has been skewed by the ubiquity of pron. The average erect penis for an American white man is 5.4". The guys you see in pron are pretty far out on the end of the bell curve.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 06:01 PM (0mRoj)

358 I'd like to see a team snatch Joanne Chesimard in Cuba and put her back behind bars.

She'd probably end up on some Ivy League's faculty.

Posted by: very undude at August 30, 2017 06:01 PM (2X7pN)

359 It is sort of creepy how organized the Left is.

You know someone like Soros basically sent an email allowing Democrats/MSM to cut bait with these freaks.

They are always on the same page and coordinated.

Posted by: Maritime at August 30, 2017 06:01 PM (G/kZc)

360 The media have gone so far into the Matrix that their focus groups must be telling them, Whoa! What da Fook?

-
Whoa, dude. Let's not go crazy.

- Charlie Manson

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 06:01 PM (Nwg0u)

361 IC: "Always trying to please all sides instead of telling the truth."

Not exactly. They try to appear to be trying to please all sides. They are meticulously NOT trying to please your (which is to say "our") side. They are proactively working against you but concealing their efforts as best they can.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 30, 2017 06:01 PM (H8S+R)

362 Speaking of paid concoctions - anybody remember the big pipeline protests? And how that entire "movement" just fizzled into nothing as soon as Trump took over and said "yeah, no more of that."

That was a John Podesta organized campaign from the start, straight from the Hillary campaign itself. It was supposed to "inspire" enviros to go out and march for Hillary and against the Evil, Evil energy companies and their nasty pipelines.

It shows how tone-deaf the left is politically; they couldn't understand why this fizzled so badly. And now that there really is no more use for it - the whole movement is just gone, phhhft! back into the left wing woodwork.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2017 06:01 PM (k1TUh)

363 "The guys you see in pron are pretty far out on the end of the bell curve."

Yep.

Also, because I can.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at August 30, 2017 06:02 PM (+7/1f)

364 Don't place too much meaning to this occurrence of 'journalism'. It won't happen again. The normal taqquia/propaganda will re-commence soon.

Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2017 06:02 PM (zLDYs)

365 Wore heels.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2017 06:02 PM (WxW/Y)

366 In fairness, she looks pretty good now for being 118.


Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017
_____

She looks like a prehistoric bird preserved in amber to me.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at August 30, 2017 06:02 PM (H5knJ)

367 For all you guys lusting after red heads, check out WZ for a pic of the Iowa dem congressional candidate. She will tweak your knobs, I think.

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 06:02 PM (a0IVu)

368 Pelosi is only 77 years old.


Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 05:59 PM



She looks older. Bathing in the blood of unborn children really doesn't do all that much good for your complexion.

Posted by: huerfano at August 30, 2017 06:02 PM (Dp2K8)

369 I get nervous when Leftists start agreeing with me.

I start checking for my wallet and looking around for hidden video cameras.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 30, 2017 06:02 PM (nNKHW)

370 Pelosi is only 77 years old.


Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 05:59 PM (a0IVu)

in dog years

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 06:02 PM (HgMAr)

371 >>>team snatch Joanne

I think a knew someone with that nickname.

Posted by: wooga at August 30, 2017 06:02 PM (2CTHE)

372 Had a crap day but that muppet comment in the post instantly made it better.

Posted by: Winston at August 30, 2017 06:02 PM (mgpkf)

373 I meant to say wife heels to a disaster the media would have orgasmed.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2017 06:01 PM (WxW/Y)

Are you sure you didn't mean, "I'm throwing this phone in the lake!"?

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 06:02 PM (3myMJ)

374
357 I suspect that perceived comparative penis size has been skewed by the ubiquity of pron. The average erect penis for an American white man is 5.4". The guys you see in pron are pretty far out on the end of the bell curve.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 06:01 PM (0mRoj)



You mean the bellend curve.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 06:02 PM (cAnNx)

375 The average erect penis for an American white man is 5.4".

Why were you investigating this, IS? ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 06:03 PM (iVOAv)

376 "The average erect penis for an American white man is 5.4""

But I'm packing' a solid six inches.

(While holding fingers three inches apart)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 06:04 PM (J+eG2)

377 Honestly I thought Pelosi was well into her 80's; I was rather surprised to find out she is only 77..

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 06:04 PM (a0IVu)

378 >>>The average erect penis for an American white man is 5.4".

Measure from the butthole, right?

Posted by: Robert Reich at August 30, 2017 06:04 PM (2CTHE)

379 Speaking of lack of Empathy thing in a President
http://www.thediplomad.com/

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 06:04 PM (pPKG5)

380 The problem with the Antifa-polling-bad theory is that the systematic Democrat-media response to things that poll bad for Democrats is to cover them up, not expose them. I'm figuring they must see Antifa as a direct threat.

Maybe it has dawned on them that 95% of the Democrat statues, street names, building names, park names in the entire country are of anti-black racists, many of them old-timey KKK, and they are all lined up now to be the immediate next Antifa targets. Hence: "this criminal vandalism must be stopped."

Not only do people not like statue/name vandalism but it's Democrat targets expose Democrats as the party of racism. The Democrat-media's whole thing is covering up what hurts Democrats so exposing those who would expose Democrats makes sense.

They will have to pretend that the Democrats were "always at war with Eastasia," but they have pulled that one off a hundred times. It's second nature. No sweat. They just do it.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at August 30, 2017 06:04 PM (AphMS)

381 I think after a certain age lot of plastic surgery makes you look older and when you're 77 you really should have hair color that is so obviously fake.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 06:04 PM (iVOAv)

382 359 It is sort of creepy how organized the Left is.

You know someone like Soros basically sent an email allowing Democrats/MSM to cut bait with these freaks.

They are always on the same page and coordinated.
Posted by: Maritime at August 30, 2017 06:01 PM (G/kZc)



If you ever wondered how the CPUSA turned on a dime after the Ribbentrop-Molotov Pact, wonder no more. We're seeing a reprise of that here and now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 06:04 PM (SRKgf)

383 You can look better with laser resurfacing which is also horrible.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 30, 2017 05:45 PM (Ri/rl)


My ex-wife had that done. She looked better. For a few weeks.

Then it all healed up.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 30, 2017 06:04 PM (yzxic)

384 You mean the bellend curve.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 06:02 PM (cAnNx)
..........

the warped shplib?

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 06:05 PM (HgMAr)

385 The average erect penis for an American white man is 5.4".
--

You haven't forgotten who has the biggest ones, I hope.

Posted by: Tonto Goldstein at August 30, 2017 06:05 PM (10LGw)

386 He's like socks on a rooster.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017

__

Socks on cocks are much more useful than Paul Ryan.

Posted by: 14-year-old boy at August 30, 2017 06:05 PM (H5knJ)

387 Smell a movement? Ace have disaster pants again?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2017 06:05 PM (D6uG5)

388 Vic told me that Nancy was old back when he was in grade school.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 06:05 PM (J+eG2)

389 378 >>>The average erect penis for an American white man is 5.4".

Measure from the butthole, right?
Posted by: Robert Reich at August 30, 2017 06:04 PM (2CTHE)

All your measurements are from the butthole.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 06:05 PM (0mRoj)

390 The average erect penis for an American white man is 5.4""

That's why some Italian genes are so valuable.

Look it up.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 06:05 PM (3myMJ)

391 381-Should NOT have hair color....

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 06:05 PM (iVOAv)

392 Socks on cocks are much more useful than Paul Ryan.

Built a career on it.

Posted by: Flea at August 30, 2017 06:06 PM (vmsda)

393 What is this, Breakfast of Champions, with penis sizes?

Posted by: very undude at August 30, 2017 06:06 PM (2X7pN)

394 Deplorable Jay Guevara: "I can't help but wonder if the Left has gotten wind of some blockbuster that's going to blow the lid off of antifa (an FBI investigation..."

Antifa? Never heard of it. Speaking of Russia, intelligence is telling us Trump Towers in Moscow was going to specialize in Pee Parties.

Posted by: FBI at August 30, 2017 06:06 PM (H8S+R)

395 Good Lord.
I go hit a bucket of golf balls only to come back and find you all discussing the size of the average penis?
What the hell brought this on?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 06:06 PM (0tfLf)

396 380 The problem with the Antifa-polling-bad theory is that the systematic Democrat-media response to things that poll bad for Democrats is to cover them up, not expose them. I'm figuring they must see Antifa as a direct threat.


I think you're wrong. You see first you denounce them. Then the Media can go "See the Democrats are not connected to these Antifa thugs at all!" THEN Antifa is swept under the rug.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 06:06 PM (cAnNx)

397 395 Good Lord.
I go hit a bucket of golf balls only to come back and find you all discussing the size of the average penis?
What the hell brought this on?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 06:06 PM (0tfLf)

Spam emails for penis enlargement supplements.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 06:07 PM (0mRoj)

398 The average erect penis for an American white man is 5.4""
..........

how much is that in metrics?

Posted by: euroweenie at August 30, 2017 06:07 PM (HgMAr)

399 More than a mouthful is a waste.

Posted by: Bwana Dik at August 30, 2017 06:07 PM (BO/km)

400 Well, I am 76 and don't look bad at all.

*looks at picture of much younger movie star while pretending it is a mirror.*

Posted by: Ruthless at August 30, 2017 06:07 PM (md3fh)

401 Mika looks like she was struggling to annunciate the words she was reading but couldn't believe because she knew she'd look like the fool she is if she said them on air.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 30, 2017 06:07 PM (iLJUQ)

402 I think you are overcomplicating things. Like the Tea Party went after Establishment Republicans, the Antifa is probably threatening violence against Democrats.

Posted by: MikeN at August 30, 2017 06:07 PM (o/eHL)

403 322 Ryan never fails to impress.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 05:52 PM (bjWNl)

Pretty incredible isn't it...at least McConnell had that one shining moment when he stood against Fredo's Supreme Court pick and also nixed The 67 votes for Gorsuch...Ryan is a complete fuck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 05:54 PM (SjImc)

++++

And although McConnell most certainly didn't intend it, he helped Trump politically a great deal with those maneuvers. During the primary, Trump put out his list, giving primary voters something substantive to measure Trump by. And then in the general, anyone on the right who was reluctant to vote for Trump had a very good reason to do so: to keep that seat out of Hillary's hands. And then after Trump was in office, he got an early victory when the GOPe was busy denying him much of anything legislatively.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 30, 2017 06:08 PM (pvjTE)

404 >>> What the hell brought this on?

No idea.

Posted by: fluffy: not your average dickhead at August 30, 2017 06:08 PM (U0v/A)

405 My only guess is that the anti-statue movement has gotten so far out of hand to include Abe Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, Mt. Rushmore, Stone Mountain, etc, that they know even the casual apolitical voter is likely to say "That's ridiculous and outrageous."

The wedgers aren't gaining them sympathy and support, so it's time to cut bait.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 30, 2017 06:08 PM (nNKHW)

406 390 The average erect penis for an American white man is 5.4""

That's why some Italian genes are so valuable.

Look it up.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 06:05 PM (3myMJ)

Pube volume doesn't count toward the measurement.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 06:08 PM (0mRoj)

407 "What the hell brought this on? "

what the hell you expect.

It's the Horde

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 06:08 PM (J+eG2)

408 3 handfulls and the head.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 06:08 PM (XFue2)

409 I would love to have been a fly on the wall at that meeting of Democratic Party leadership. I can imagine it, though: there's a PowerPoint slideshow and the key slide in the deck shows a chart.

Al Franken is delivering the presentation because he looks like the AV nerd in high school who likes delivering presentations. "Here are the approval/disapproval numbers for Antifah. Here are the numbers showing increasing public association of the Democratic Party with Antifah. Here are the numbers of the Democratic Party."

There is a sharp, collective intake of breath in the conference room.

"Kill them. Kill them all," Pelosi says. Her Sweet Senile Old Granny mask is off. She's all business.

Feinstein interjects, "What she means is disavow Antifah."

"Disa-what?" This from Maxine Waters. Everyone rolls their eyes.

Biden shakes his head curtly. "Throw them under the bus, dumbass. Get in touch with George, cut off funding and notify our friends in the press. They'll know what to do."

Suddenly, for no reason at all, Hank Johnson lurches from his chair, shouting, "We're sinking! We're all sinking!"

"Someone shut him up," Biden says, an impatient edge to his voice. "Let's get to work."

Or something like that.

Posted by: troyriser at August 30, 2017 06:08 PM (Fw5cQ)

410 I think this could be part of a scripted plan to create a climate of fear as a pretext for a shadow government power grab.

Posted by: lj9ygpu9yg6 at August 30, 2017 06:08 PM (B9jDZ)

411 So. Pelosi denounced antifa.

My guess is the pAntifa "protestors" got a little too close to the Pelosi-Feinstein coven.

Posted by: Nunya Bizness at August 30, 2017 06:09 PM (gwiGN)

412 I'll take Miss Lube Rack for $500, Alex.

Posted by: torabora at August 30, 2017 06:09 PM (6dFYM)

413 367 For all you guys lusting after red heads, check out WZ for a pic of the Iowa dem congressional candidate. She will tweak your knobs, I think.

Looks like the housekeeper on The Brady Bunch.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 30, 2017 06:09 PM (398bZ)

414 Another historical parallel: the Jacobins' downfall.

Suddenly everyone in the National Assembly began to fear that Robespierre would be sending them to the National Razor if they didn't do something PDQ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 06:09 PM (SRKgf)

415 Hey, I looked it up.

Which nation has the smallest dicks?

North Korea! Truly.

I'm looking at you Fat Boy!

Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at August 30, 2017 06:10 PM (+7/1f)

416 Antifa = Democrats with baseball bats.

Posted by: MikeyLikey at August 30, 2017 06:10 PM (8umOr)

417 Honestly I thought Pelosi was well into her 80's

-
No, her IQ is nowhere near that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 06:10 PM (Nwg0u)

418 Posted by: troyriser at August 30, 2017 06:08 PM (Fw5cQ)

Very amusing. You should make this a regular weekly feature on here and add in some more Democrats comments.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 06:10 PM (iVOAv)

419 The average erect penis for an American white man is 5.4""

And don't get me started on pajama boys.

"Hey, bring me the micrometer."

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 06:10 PM (3myMJ)

420 "
"Kill them. Kill them all," Pelosi says. Her Sweet Senile Old Granny mask is off. She's all business.

Feinstein interjects, "What she means is disavow Antifah."

"Disa-what?" This from Maxine Waters. Everyone rolls their eyes.

Biden shakes his head curtly. "Throw them under the bus, dumbass. Get in touch with George, cut off funding and notify our friends in the press. They'll know what to do."

Suddenly, for no reason at all, Hank Johnson lurches from his chair, shouting, "We're sinking! We're all sinking!"

"Someone shut him up," Biden says, an impatient edge to his voice. "Let's get to work."

Or something like that. "

Excellent script for a Hitler Rants Video.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 06:10 PM (J+eG2)

421 House Speaker Paul Ryan condemned violent leftist Antifa protesters Wednesday a day after House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi condemned the group
-----

Could you imagine being shown up by a dementia-addled Frankenstein's monster like Pelosi?

It just shows how completely useless and toxic Ryan actually is.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 30, 2017 06:10 PM (nILVB)

422 Ryan liked being Obamas bitch. A lot.



Cant wait for Trump to flip out and go after Caitlyn Ryan!...Politically , of course.

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved at August 30, 2017 06:11 PM (UFFux)

423 I go hit a bucket of golf balls only to come back and find you all discussing the size of the average penis?
What the hell brought this on?
Posted by: Diogenes at August




NCKate has a thing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 06:11 PM (0wem/)

424 That's why some Italian genes are so valuable.



Look it up.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 06:05 PM (3myMJ)

Mediterranean diet ....

Posted by: runner at August 30, 2017 06:11 PM (QC/4S)

425 383 You can look better with laser resurfacing which is also horrible.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 30, 2017 05:45 PM (Ri/rl)

My ex-wife had that done. She looked better. For a few weeks.

Then it all healed up.
Posted by: Country Singer at August 30, 2017 06:04 PM (yzxic)

You're bad.

I laughed. My friends all have had that and they look like burn victims.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 30, 2017 06:11 PM (Ri/rl)

426 Soros can make Antifa appear or disappear any time he wants - he doesn't pay for the the buses to move them in to a target and they are gone.

Yeah, the Democrats weren't fooling anyone with Antifa - they have outlived their usefulness - so they will vanish as though they never even existed.

Posted by: An Observation at August 30, 2017 06:11 PM (Q3iCU)

427 This kind of sucks. It means the Democrats are not going to keep doubling down until they no longer exist. They're actually responding in a sane, timely way. Thus they may dupe more people during the midterms.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 06:11 PM (/qEW2)

428 Are we sure Pelosi doesn't think it's pantifa?

Posted by: torabora at August 30, 2017 06:11 PM (6dFYM)

429 Anything goes in Beaker's World.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 06:11 PM (IqV8l)

430 So if anyone wondered if JournoList 2.0 exists, wonder no more.

This whole thing reminds me very much of how issues at Berkeley used to blow up all of a sudden. One morning, there'd be a full-blown campaign, complete with printed signs, rallies, petitions and speakers, where the day before there wasn't a peep.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 06:11 PM (SRKgf)

431 Had Scalia not died, I do think its very plausible to make the case Trump would not have won.

Anyone the tiniest bit right of center understood the stakes.

It is unfortunate though the Supreme Court has become the de facto leader of the US. They should only be used in complicated interstate legal battles, not cultural, moral and political leaders.

Posted by: Maritime at August 30, 2017 06:12 PM (G/kZc)

432 424 That's why some Italian genes are so valuable.



Look it up.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 06:05 PM (3myMJ)

Mediterranean diet ....
Posted by: runner at August 30, 2017 06:11 PM (QC/4S)

Careful though, you'll end up with rotini dick

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 06:12 PM (0mRoj)

433 Speaking of Hitler rants.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E6u6jepWb8

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 06:12 PM (J+eG2)

434 Or something like that.

Posted by: troyriser at August 30, 2017 06:08 PM (Fw5cQ)
.........

you forgot the part where Schumer kicks the meeting off with "A Message From Satan".

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 06:13 PM (HgMAr)

435 House Speaker Paul Ryan condemned violent leftist Antifa protesters Wednesday a day after House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi condemned the group


Forget it, Ryan. She beat you to the punch. You had months (years?) to get in front of this, and you whiffed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 06:13 PM (SRKgf)

436 speaking of scotus 1) anymore rumors on Kennedy retiring? and 2) is RBG still alive and kicking?

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 06:13 PM (a0IVu)

437 398 The average erect penis for an American white man is 5.4""
..........
how much is that in metrics?

Forget metrics, how much is that in Cubits?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2017 06:13 PM (k1TUh)

438 Careful though, you'll end up with rotini dick



Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 06:12 PM (0mRoj)

not if its organic

Posted by: runner at August 30, 2017 06:13 PM (QC/4S)

439 Is it possible that Pelosi stuck her hand up Ryan's ass and make his mouth denounce Pantifa?

Posted by: torabora at August 30, 2017 06:13 PM (6dFYM)

440 439
Is it possible that Pelosi stuck her hand up Ryan's ass and make his mouth denounce Pantifa?

Posted by: torabora at August 30, 2017 06:13 PM (6dFYM)
Ewww..the visuals on that ...

Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 06:14 PM (a0IVu)

441 I'm beginning to think RBG is one of the Ringwraths

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 06:14 PM (pPKG5)

442 "Forget it, Ryan. She beat you to the punch. You had months (years?) to get in front of this, and you whiffed.

I wouldn't call it whiffing as much as waiting for permission from his true leader.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2017 06:14 PM (k1TUh)

443 Where was this years ago. Pantifa is evil. Go read about Brandon Darby exposing the 2008 Repub Conv bombers. Code Pink, involved. Occupy, oh yeah. Maybe I am stretching but yes this the the SDS. Evil people!

Posted by: Rhennigantx at August 30, 2017 06:14 PM (bmkS9)

444 All I smell is a patently insincere attempt to gain a little Plausible Deniability, now that they've hammered The Narrative home for weeks on end.
Funding and institutional support for antifa will continue unabated, or even increase.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at August 30, 2017 06:15 PM (Umfx1)

445 437 398 The average erect penis for an American white man is 5.4""
------

5.4356789438837256993117234573264751999923", to be precise.

Posted by: Shep! at August 30, 2017 06:15 PM (nILVB)

446 Once again, Donald J. Trump is proven RIGHT.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter
===

Delicious. Like November 2016 all over again.



Just gonna sit back and soak it all in.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 06:15 PM (2wRtc)

447 So the story on the sidebar, seems like the reporter got the story wrong. The Clintons did not sell their $29 million Hamptons house, the owner of the $29 million Hamptons house that the Clintons rent sold the house.

No point in trying to curry favor with a bunch of grifters whose careers are over by sitting on a $29 million house you never use so you can rent it to the Clintons.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 06:16 PM (0wem/)

448 445 437 398 The average erect penis for an American white man is 5.4""
------
5.4356789438837256993117234573264751999923", to be precise.

Anthony Wiener called, he said he has a picture he wants to text to you.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2017 06:16 PM (k1TUh)

449 Nutshot guy from Phoenix must be sitting in jail wishing they would have come to this decision about a week earlier.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 30, 2017 06:17 PM (10LGw)

450 With Photoshop, anything can be true!

Posted by: Ruthless at August 30, 2017 06:17 PM (md3fh)

451 Anthony Wiener called, he said he has a picture he wants to text to you.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2017 06:16 PM (k1TUh)

It was and accident. ACCIDENT !


Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 30, 2017 06:18 PM (QC/4S)

452 trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport

Posted by: original jake at August 30, 2017 06:18 PM (Xi8iX)

453 Had Scalia not died, I do think its very plausible to make the case Trump would not have won.

Great Point... Law of the Unintended consequences

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 06:18 PM (SjImc)

454 . The average erect penis for an American white man is 5.4". The guys you see in pron are pretty far out on the end of the bell curve.
Posted by: Insomniac at August




Well, I suppose that is if you are turned on by the average white American man.

For the rest of us it would be considerably less.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 06:18 PM (0wem/)

455 Here's the tipoff on the coordination: didn't the violence at Berkeley take place two days ago. It took all these worthies TWO DAYS to decide that perhaps this was not a good thing?

OTOH, if it took two days for word to get widespread from the Politburo, that would make more sense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 06:18 PM (SRKgf)

456 No, really Mon, it was THIS big!

Posted by: Ruthless at August 30, 2017 06:18 PM (md3fh)

457 Mon = Mom

Posted by: Ruthless at August 30, 2017 06:19 PM (md3fh)

458 House Speaker Paul Ryan condemned violent leftist Antifa protesters Wednesday a day after House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi condemned the group


Forget it, Ryan. She beat you to the punch. You had months (years?) to get in front of this, and you whiffed.

-
The sun was in my eyes!

- That's right. I'm Speamer of the House

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 06:19 PM (Nwg0u)

459 I think that "NO USA" chant put the brakes on the MFM, for now.

Posted by: Corona at August 30, 2017 06:19 PM (zIb93)

460 An alternate take:


"Sleepy" Sessions has actually been Sandbagging 'em, and now has an even gross of Antifada Incidctments, stacked, locked, loaded and ready.

Watch for multiple city raids and arrests. Interestingly, they won't be the classic NKVD 3 am raids, but rather, done in broad daylight with LOTS of MSM cameras invited along for the celebration and shaming, but mostly the shaming.

Just wild speculation on my part, but a whiff of mass indictments would see the MSM doing the "make distance ASAP drill", just as what we're seeing now.

What think ye, Horde?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 30, 2017 06:20 PM (MGCfm)

461 The movement is not dead it just smells that way.

Posted by: Bwana Dik at August 30, 2017 06:20 PM (BO/km)

462 The more weight I lose around my middle the bigger my ween looks!

Posted by: Smilin' GAINZZZ! Bob at August 30, 2017 06:21 PM (En33R)

463 I'll hawk this Stefan Molyneus, "Former Antifa Speaks Out," vid again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN2ZTpqr8sQ


It really is worth your time. Dovetails with zombie's description offered earlier.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 30, 2017 06:21 PM (tbOMB)

464 just dicks hunh?


not even dick jokes at this time?


??

Posted by: original jake at August 30, 2017 06:21 PM (Xi8iX)

465 The average erect flaccid penis for an American white man AOSHQ moron is 5.4". FIFY

Posted by: Fritz at August 30, 2017 06:21 PM (eLttb)

466 BTW Mario+Rabbids Kingdom Battle is out. And its an XCOM like tactical strategy game. Its apparently good. And Luigi is a badass deadeye sniper.

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 06:21 PM (cAnNx)

467 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at August 30, 2017 06:21 PM (89T5c)

468 Posted by: Shep! at August 30, 2017 06:15 PM (nILVB)
..........

2.7 twice doesn't count, Shep.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 06:22 PM (HgMAr)

469 No, really Mon, it was THIS big!
Posted by: Ruthless at August




Why are you comparing dick sizes with your mom? Why would someone's mom want her son to share dick stories with her?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 06:22 PM (0wem/)

470 Aug 31st and I turned the a/c on for the first time this year, no rain in months. I might vette refugees to stay with me, pictures would probably be like internet dating though.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2017 06:22 PM (6Ll1u)

471 "Sleepy" Sessions has actually been Sandbagging 'em, and now has an even
gross of Antifada Incidctments, stacked, locked, loaded and ready.

.....

What think ye, Horde?



Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX
====

MILITARIZED THUG DOG SHOOTING COPS!!!!

#tehhorde

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 06:22 PM (2wRtc)

472 not even dick jokes at this time?





??

Posted by: original jake at August 30, 2017 06:21 PM (Xi8iX)

you can be the first, if you like

Posted by: runner at August 30, 2017 06:22 PM (QC/4S)

473 "What think ye, Horde? "

I stand a better chance of finding a pony under this pile of manure.

But...I wish you were correct.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 06:22 PM (J+eG2)

474 "What think ye, Horde"

===========

That'll always be the dream.

Posted by: Corona at August 30, 2017 06:22 PM (zIb93)

475 Dovetails with zombie's description offered earlier.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 30, 2017 06:21 PM (tbOMB)
=====

Where is this at?

thanks

Posted by: original jake at August 30, 2017 06:22 PM (Xi8iX)

476 All I smell is a patently insincere attempt to gain a little Plausible Deniability, now that they've hammered The Narrative home for weeks on end.

--------

It's impossible not to be suspicious. I'm wondering when the other shoe will drop. What the next plan will be. The abandonment of their narrative was so sudden...not gradual...that I'm skeptical.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 06:22 PM (VduL8)

477 not even dick jokes at this time?


??
Posted by: original jake at August



Well tomorrow we will match it up with yesterday's discussion of cleavage so we can get something out of it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 06:23 PM (0wem/)

478 No, really Mon, it was THIS big!
-------

Oooooh, Jamaican!

Posted by: Shep! at August 30, 2017 06:23 PM (nILVB)

479 Why are you comparing dick sizes with your mom? Why would someone's mom want her son to share dick stories with her?

It's a tranny thing ... or a fishing story, take your pick.

Posted by: Ruthless at August 30, 2017 06:24 PM (md3fh)

480 I just saw something sweet.

We've had a doe around the house this summer with a badly deformed right rear leg. I honestly thought she'd die at some point.

I was just laying out clothes to go out in tonight in the bedroom, and spotted her out the bay window with spotted triplet fawns.

Got lots of pictures and some video. So precious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 06:24 PM (PY9jH)

481 right so, the reason for this miraculous volte face, who knows; can it only be the polling or is there more ?

Posted by: runner at August 30, 2017 06:24 PM (QC/4S)

482 Interesting Paul Ryan's twitter feed has nothing about his anti-antifa statement his office released today.
Prob doesn't want the abuse that would be heaped on him immediately on Twitter. What an ass.

Posted by: keena at August 30, 2017 06:24 PM (RiTnx)

483 >>>I think the vanishing act of the grifter is pretty hard evidence that they are.

Vanishing? He's got a website and active Twitter.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2017 06:24 PM (RrhD2)

484 Aug 31st and I turned the a/c on for the first time this year, no rain in months. I might vette refugees to stay with me, pictures would probably be like internet dating though.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August




So what does the market close at tomorrow?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 06:24 PM (0wem/)

485 It's a tranny thing ... or a fishing story, take your pick.
Posted by: Ruthless at August




Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 06:25 PM (0wem/)

486 347 The media have gone so far into the Matrix that their focus groups must be telling them, Whoa! What da Fook?

I have seen signs from confirmed lefty types that they are tuning out the media. They are acting so-o-o-o Kwazy that tons of people must be tuning them out. Let's hope the trend continues.

Posted by: Ruthless at August 30, 2017 05:58 PM (md3fh)


Hey, remember the days just after the election when a number of articles appeared in left-wing publications that claimed there's all sorts of evidence that we're living in some kind of Matrix deal, and the fact that Trump won the election means there was a glitch or malfunction in it?

Remember that? It was the first two weeks after the election.

Good times, good times.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 06:26 PM (bjWNl)

487 "Got lots of pictures and some video. So precious."

========

Pet Thread!!

Posted by: Corona at August 30, 2017 06:26 PM (zIb93)

488 I've seen that picture!

Posted by: Bwarny Fwank at August 30, 2017 06:26 PM (6dFYM)

489 "Pet Thread!!"

Cooking thread!

*ducks, runs*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 06:27 PM (J+eG2)

490 460 An alternate take:


"Sleepy" Sessions has actually been Sandbagging 'em, and now has an even gross of Antifada Incidctments, stacked, locked, loaded and ready.

Watch for multiple city raids and arrests. Interestingly, they won't be the classic NKVD 3 am raids, but rather, done in broad daylight with LOTS of MSM cameras invited along for the celebration and shaming, but mostly the shaming.

Just wild speculation on my part, but a whiff of mass indictments would see the MSM doing the "make distance ASAP drill", just as what we're seeing now.

What think ye, Horde?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 30, 2017 06:20 PM (MGCfm)

"To dream, the impossible dream..."

Prove me wrong, Jeff. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 30, 2017 06:27 PM (mM9pD)

491 Laura' W. "Savage pets". Perfect.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2017 06:27 PM (/H6uR)

492 5.4? Twice what I've been getting.

Posted by: Reggie at August 30, 2017 06:28 PM (En33R)

493 "I smell a movement"


Over 2 million Muslims begin hajj today.

Posted by: Bwana Dik at August 30, 2017 06:28 PM (BO/km)

494 "437 398 The average erect penis for an American white man is 5.4"
..........
how much is that in metrics?

Forget metrics, how much is that in Cubits?"

About 0.3048 cubits. Gonna use one to measure out an Ark? I might pay cash money to watch that!

Also I'm going with the Muppet Scooter.

Posted by: TxDan at August 30, 2017 06:28 PM (b1WLN)

495
"What think ye, Horde?"

Me thinkee, that a savage boner would probably put my eye out if that happens.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2017 06:29 PM (/H6uR)

496 OT: want to see Hillary's Emails?

There's a petition for that: http://tinyurl.com/ycg6fepn

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 06:30 PM (aT+Bx)

497 This is all a coordinated bullshit PR spin by the Left . They are trying to establish the Antifa as a small radical fringe instead of the large militant front for the Left /Democrats. It's no different than the 'moderate' Immans denouncing attacks by Islamic terrorists.

Or for Wilkie Wonka fans, it's like him saying ' stop , don't do it'

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 06:30 PM (LuKE7)

498
Hey, remember the days just after the election when a number of articles appeared in left-wing publications that claimed there's all sorts of evidence that we're living in some kind of Matrix deal, and the fact that Trump won the election means there was a glitch or malfunction in it?

Remember that? It was the first two weeks after the election.

Good times, good times.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 06:26 PM (bjWNl)

++++

Yep. As I recall, there were 3 pieces of "evidence". Trump's election, the Super Bowl, and I forget what the other was.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 30, 2017 06:30 PM (pvjTE)

499 490 460 An alternate take:


"Sleepy" Sessions has actually been Sandbagging 'em, and now has an even gross of Antifada Incidctments, stacked, locked, loaded and ready.

Watch for multiple city raids and arrests. Interestingly, they won't be the classic NKVD 3 am raids, but rather, done in broad daylight with LOTS of MSM cameras invited along for the celebration and shaming, but mostly the shaming.

Just wild speculation on my part, but a whiff of mass indictments would see the MSM doing the "make distance ASAP drill", just as what we're seeing now.

What think ye, Horde?



Let it be written. Let it be done.

Or not. I'm afraid I'd die of ecstasy. And shock.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 06:31 PM (SRKgf)

500 Maybe the libs are trying to shut antifa down quietly before it triggers a full blown Soros investigation. Just a thought.

Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2017 06:31 PM (kFw27)

501 It's too little, too late I'm afraid.

"Toooo late to apologiiiiiize"

Posted by: Max Power at August 30, 2017 06:31 PM (q177U)

502 Yep. As I recall, there were 3 pieces of "evidence". Trump's election, the Super Bowl, and I forget what the other was.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 30, 2017 06:30 PM (pvjTE)



Cubs winning the World Series?

Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 06:32 PM (cAnNx)

503 437 398 The average erect penis for an American white man is 5.4""
..........
how much is that in metrics?

Forget metrics, how much is that in Cubits?
Posted by: Tom Servo
---
1/3 cubit, exactly.

Posted by: Only after the first date! at August 30, 2017 06:32 PM (fZlu3)

504
"I Smell A Movement"

Don't look at me.
It's been 4 days since my last one.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 30, 2017 06:32 PM (t6XCL)

505 Ace said yesterday our country is going crazy. No, the media is. The left is. Some in media are dimly realizing this isn't playing so well with normal Americans.

We are online a lot. We see the craziness of the media and every dumb leftist asshole who trolls or has a Twitter account.

Remember, those people are not half the country.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez: Beat the damned Cards, Crew! at August 30, 2017 06:32 PM (P8951)

506 Just wild speculation on my part, but a whiff of mass indictments would see the MSM doing the "make distance ASAP drill", just as what we're seeing now.

What think ye, Horde?



Let it be written. Let it be done.

Or not. I'm afraid I'd die of ecstasy. And shock.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 06:31 PM (SRKgf)

My schadenboner would block out the sun. But I have no actual hope that the above-described scenario would ever take place.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 06:32 PM (0mRoj)

507 'Also I'm going with the Muppet Scooter.'

A suitable substitute.

Posted by: Mrs Piggy's Dildo at August 30, 2017 06:32 PM (BO/km)

508 As pointed out by publius the other day, the clitoris is like an iceberg. Most of it is internal. Why have not surgeons discovered a way to unearth this magnificent organ and turn it into a giant phallus?

Posted by: Chazz Bono at August 30, 2017 06:33 PM (/qEW2)

509

Let's see if Antifa is real enough to keep going without the media and Dems.

Hysterical to hear Joe S. telling them to "take off the masks". He's so helpful like that.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 06:33 PM (3myMJ)

510 Huh, I'm totally seeing Beaker!

I think they want to try and restore some relevance between now and 2018. Also the fact that no matter how hard they tried they couldn't spin antifa into the 'good guys' I think was the slap they needed to realize how little normos trust them at this point.

I was rather hoping they'd keep shrieking hysterically like freaking lunatics until at least 2030. Give us some time to get rid of the piece of crap rhinos and get enough done to give this country a chance at a bright future.

Posted by: AdamPM at August 30, 2017 06:33 PM (uSn+c)

511 Hey, remember the days just after the election when a number of articles appeared in left-wing publications that claimed there's all sorts of evidence that we're living in some kind of Matrix deal, and the fact that Trump won the election means there was a glitch or malfunction in it?


Nothing bespeaks mental health quite like confusing reality with the plot of a cheesy sci fi movie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 06:33 PM (SRKgf)

512 Cooking thread!

===

YES

Posted by: The Four Food Groups of the Apocalypse at August 30, 2017 06:33 PM (z2W2E)

513 Jim: "What think ye, Horde?"

Today? Implausible. In fact, not even once upon a time.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 30, 2017 06:34 PM (H8S+R)

514 Will we ever know why the dems turned on their shock troops?Stand by for NEWS!

Posted by: King Lantifah at August 30, 2017 06:34 PM (M6DMT)

515 When doggy was panting at me, I turned on the A/C, and we took a shower together. I'll be fine, but doggy's thick fur makes her hot.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2017 06:34 PM (6Ll1u)

516 Since it's over 500 comments now I'm certainly not going to read them all (ha!) but has the obvious connection between Occupy Wall Street, Occupy Democrats, Occupy what-ever-needs-occupying this week AND Antifa been noticed?

I think it's been noticed out here in flyover country.

Posted by: Boots at August 30, 2017 06:34 PM (EBwPV)

517 515 When doggy was panting at me, I turned on the A/C, and we took a shower together. I'll be fine, but doggy's thick fur makes her hot.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 30, 2017 06:34 PM (6Ll1u)

Poor doggy is now also blind.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 06:34 PM (0mRoj)

518 1/3 cubit, exactly.

I'll go with that. 1/3 of the way from the elbow to the finger.

I got long arms.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2017 06:35 PM (k1TUh)

519 508 As pointed out by publius the other day, the clitoris is like an iceberg. Most of it is internal. Why have not surgeons discovered a way to unearth this magnificent organ and turn it into a giant phallus?

Posted by: Chazz Bono at August 30, 2017 06:33 PM (/qEW2)

Huh.

*ponders*

This is why I come here. For the bigger questions of life. I'll get back to you.

Hey, what ever happened to the G Spot btw?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2017 06:35 PM (/H6uR)

520 Choppin' interns like cordwood. Dude's an intern wrecking machine.

Posted by: Max Power at August 30, 2017 06:36 PM (q177U)

521 I'm just curious (because I haven't heard anyone mention it), did the Women's Navy show up in Houston to help rescue people? Because I am sure there are a bunch of woke, go grrrrl, womyn that fired up their trucks, hitched up the boats and headed out to show toxic masculinity how it's done.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 30, 2017 06:36 PM (Lqy/e)

522 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 06:24 PM (PY9jH)

Deer and fawns in the yard is fabulous. We've had that for 8 years now. Seen things similar to your story too.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 06:36 PM (3myMJ)

523 Anyone go look at the antifa message boards to see their reaction?

Posted by: Grey Fox at August 30, 2017 06:36 PM (bZ7mE)

524
Poor doggy is now also blind.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 06:34 PM (0mRoj)

French roast on the fuckign screen damn you.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2017 06:37 PM (/H6uR)

525 When doggy was panting at me, I turned on the A/C, and we took a shower
together. I'll be fine, but doggy's thick fur makes her hot.
--

Yeah, I know that this statement is completely innocent, but please be forewarned: things could get weird pretty quick.

Also, ignore all recommendations involving peanut butter.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 06:37 PM (aT+Bx)

526 *snort* The Oscars glitch was the third one.

http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-
comment/did-the-oscars-just-prove-that-we-are-
living-in-a-computer-simulation

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 30, 2017 06:37 PM (FUu/Z)

527 444
Alex Jones had some guy on(yeah I know) that said antifada is ramping up with arms and explosives. Calling in old Weathermen and disgruntled military to plan ops.

If true then yes, plausible deniability.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 06:37 PM (mcI77)

528 Anyone go look at the antifa message boards to see their reaction?
Posted by: Grey Fox at August 30, 2017 06:36 PM (bZ7mE)

My Protective Containment Suit is at the cleaners

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 06:37 PM (SjImc)

529 @519 - based on dude's expression it looks like someone found his g-spot.

Posted by: King Lantifah at August 30, 2017 06:37 PM (M6DMT)

530
OT: want to see Hillary's Emails?

There's a petition for that: http://tinyurl.com/ycg6fepn
Posted by: shibumi


The judge said "Who cares? It's not in my neighborhood"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 06:38 PM (IqV8l)

531 How about a clothing thread? I like jeans. And I often wear a shirt. *continues picking his feet*

Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2017 06:38 PM (kFw27)

532 Fuck the GOPre.
That is all.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 30, 2017 06:38 PM (wAtQb)

533 Kind of a creepy idea, maybe Trump has embraced the Deep State and now he's starting to pull the stings.

The servant has become the master.

Posted by: Max Power at August 30, 2017 06:38 PM (q177U)

534
Let's see if Antifa is real enough to keep going without the media and Dems.

I've yet to see them try one of their protest in a city where the mayor and the police won't put up with their shit.
It's always the same "save space" location for them to protest.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 30, 2017 06:39 PM (t6XCL)

535 OT: want to see Hillary's Emails?



There's a petition for that: http://tinyurl.com/ycg6fepn

Posted by: shibumi



The judge said "Who cares? It's not in my neighborhood"
---

Oh, I know. This is to prove people care and ARE interested.

/yeah, I know. "Hopeless."

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 06:39 PM (aT+Bx)

536 Any interest in seeing Hilary's emails is a tax.

Posted by: John Roberts at August 30, 2017 06:39 PM (kFw27)

537 Posted by: The Four Food Groups of the Apocalypse
===

Oh yeah!

Obama fucked that up too. I had forgotten.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 30, 2017 06:39 PM (2wRtc)

538 "I smell a movement"

Posted by: Smells Like Teen Spirit at August 30, 2017 06:40 PM (KtAmr)

539 Daily Kos is talking about how women and minorities were hardest hit by Harvey. Nothing on Antifa...

Posted by: Grey Fox at August 30, 2017 06:40 PM (bZ7mE)

540 Was surprised by the pics of JSND's front porch, it was empty.

Was sure there would be a line of scantily clad, dripping twenty something girls holding numbers waiting for their turn to enter his home and service him in exchange for warm food and clothes.

Instead only a turned over rocking chair.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2017 06:41 PM (0wem/)

541 535 OT: want to see Hillary's Emails?



There's a petition for that: http://tinyurl.com/ycg6fepn

Posted by: shibumi



The judge said "Who cares? It's not in my neighborhood

BSG's a judge?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 06:41 PM (0mRoj)

542 Since it's over 500 comments now I'm certainly not going to read them all (ha!) but has the obvious connection between Occupy Wall Street, Occupy Democrats, Occupy what-ever-needs-occupying this week AND Antifa been noticed?
I think it's been noticed out here in flyover country.
Posted by: Boots at August 30, 2017 06:34 PM (EBwPV)


Antifa is just Occupy, only with more violence and less pooping on police cars.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 06:42 PM (bjWNl)

543 Remember, the difference between Progressives and Communists is that Progressives believe in evolution while the Commies believe in revolution. I suspect the revolutionary tactics of the Communist Antifa started worrying the Progressives - hence the denouncement.

They haven't repealed the 2nd Amendment yet - so the time for the revolution is not yet ripe.


Posted by: An Observation at August 30, 2017 06:42 PM (3FTc9)

544 Moving past Antifa.

Now it's gonna be all about climate change.

Posted by: golfman at August 30, 2017 06:42 PM (48QDY)

545 Of course another possibility is that AntiFa and Soros just got O'Keefe'd and the dog whistle has been blown for Dems to scatter like cockroaches before the PV videos hit the interwebs.

The conspiracy theory I ascribe to least is that multiple media outlets all at once saw the light and the error of their ways.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 30, 2017 06:42 PM (nNKHW)

546
Mika looks surgically odd, and Joe Scarborough is starting to look like an uncanny valley Muppet.

Posted by: 13times at August 30, 2017 06:43 PM (WHVu+)

547 I can't wear pierced earrings, either. My ears simply will not heal from the piercing. I tried multiple times, last time for a decade BD. Same issue. On the plus side, getting ready to sell the diamond studs I received from hubby to fund our 25th wedding anniversary celebration. I wanted to wait for a few years, 5, to be sure the value increased from initial retail purchase.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at August 30, 2017 06:43 PM (RHjCR)

548 "Maybe one of you can also tell me which Muppet he is."

Noooope, noooope, noooope,
Raaasdio, raaadio, radio

Posted by: Rihar at August 30, 2017 06:43 PM (+ao6J)

549 Absolutely nothing on the evening national news about ANTIFA.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 06:43 PM (J+eG2)

550 Democrats know something is up with that bunch. Someone at DOJ probably tipped them off of a major investigation for domestic terrorism and civil rights violations. They are trying to get away from them now. Too late really.

Posted by: Lester at August 30, 2017 06:43 PM (LfJIn)

551 539 Daily Kos is talking about how women and minorities were hardest hit by Harvey. Nothing on Antifa...

Posted by: Grey Fox at August 30, 2017 06:40 PM (bZ7mE)

its amazing how Trump aimed that hurricane.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2017 06:43 PM (/H6uR)

552 I'm thinking the antifa issue is striking closer to home for the Dems. They cheated Bernie on the nomination and this is open revolt time in order to shitcan the Dems. The commie hardliners pulling Bernies strings want their payback.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 06:43 PM (0tfLf)

553
Daily Kos is talking about how women and minorities were hardest hit by Harvey.

Is Rush Limbaugh writing their material?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 06:43 PM (IqV8l)

554 They haven't repealed the 2nd Amendment yet

We're working on it.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at August 30, 2017 06:43 PM (mcI77)

555 I can smell a movement three counties away.

Fuck you, senses.

Posted by: Helen Keller at August 30, 2017 06:43 PM (kFw27)

556
The judge said "Who cares? It's not in my neighborhood

BSG's a judge?

Posted by: Insomniac
------
Oh snap!

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 30, 2017 06:44 PM (VduL8)

557 Who was the idiot who told Mollie Hemingway she was fantasizing about leftwing violence.
I assume he resigned in disgrace.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2017 06:44 PM (nBr1j)

558 Here's my theory about how it went down, based purely on impressions of my Facebook timeline.

1. Trump denounces 'both sides' for Charlottesville.

2. My Facebook timeline fills up with posts from all my lefty friends, showing pictures of American soldiers in World War II, with snarky captions like 'Antifa protestors prepare to smash Nazi demonstration!'

3. Non-political people see all this and think, 'Antifa? So they must be an organization of red-blooded, patriotic American veterans who like to go punch Nazis! Cool! Go antifa!'

4. A day or two goes by, and my right-wing Facebook friends start posting photos of ACTUAL antifa demonstrators doing things like burning flags, chanting for dead cops, etc.

5. Non-political people see this and go, 'wait -- THAT'S antifa? I'm going to vote for whichever politician vows to keep those scary people as far away from me as possible!'

Before the internet, this whole process would have stopped at step 3 (with the MSM playing the role of my lefty Facebook friends in step 2).

Posted by: Ex-liberal at August 30, 2017 06:45 PM (R1mDg)

559 Pelosi denounced antifa -- not good enough.

It's time to hold them to their rules. Until she goes through Shirer's "The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich" and denounces each and every Nazi listed in that book's index by name, then she's a Nazi collaborator.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 30, 2017 06:46 PM (zkGZ8)

560 Mika looks like a constipated, shallow thinking bunny boiler.

And has to fake orgasms so that Joe doesn't cry.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 06:46 PM (J+eG2)

561 If you can smell a movement someone is picking apart their stool on za ledge ya?

Posted by: Some German at August 30, 2017 06:47 PM (mcI77)

562 518 1/3 cubit, exactly.

I'll go with that. 1/3 of the way from the elbow to the finger.
---
Yep, its like those other body ratios:
your height is your arm-span, and your nose is as long as the length of your forefinger minus your thumb.

Posted by: Only after the first date! at August 30, 2017 06:47 PM (fZlu3)

563 Daily Kos is talking about how women and minorities were hardest hit by Harvey. Nothing on Antifa...
Posted by: Grey Fox at August 30, 2017 06:40 PM (bZ7mE)

Thereby implying that only white men are tough enough to handle natural disasters.

Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 30, 2017 06:47 PM (wm0Ni)

564
Democrats know something is up with that bunch. Someone at DOJ probably
tipped them off of a major investigation for domestic terrorism and
civil rights violations. They are trying to get away from them now. Too
late really.
---

This is totally a possibility.

Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 06:48 PM (aT+Bx)

565 I can smell a movement three counties away.

Start using matches in the bathroom...works like a charm

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 06:48 PM (SjImc)

566 That's not an approved hollywood facelift. You're supposed to look like some kind of ghoul wearing a human skin two sizes too small.

Posted by: Mostly Harmless Lurker in you backyard at night at August 30, 2017 06:49 PM (1L9V9)

567 I smell an old thread.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 06:49 PM (Mouru)

568 I smell a collective MSM bowel movement. Many inches longer than before.
(Fantastic: This was a really really short Civil War to victory!)

Posted by: Elventy Inch High Heels at August 30, 2017 06:49 PM (vKbhP)

569 The polling must be horrendous. So of course the GOP won't do a thing to tie the Dems to ANTI-FA.

Posted by: Iblis at August 30, 2017 06:49 PM (3gBCr)

570 "and your nose is as long as the length of your forefinger minus your thumb. "

oh how I wish...

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2017 06:49 PM (k1TUh)

571 Ok. It's over 500 so totes OT.

Q: What's the smallest muscle in a goat?


A: A terrorist's dick.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 06:49 PM (0tfLf)

572 That's not an approved hollywood facelift. You're supposed to look like some kind of ghoul wearing a human skin two sizes too small.


I happen to like it tight around the torso.

Posted by: Ed Gein at August 30, 2017 06:50 PM (Mouru)

573 I waited long enough. Nancy Pelosi isn't a Nazi collaborator; she's a Nazi.

(Why won't she denounce Ernst Rohm? It would be so easy to say "I denounce Ernst Rohm" but she hasn't said it.)

Posted by: FireHorse at August 30, 2017 06:50 PM (zkGZ8)

574 Posted by: Ex-liberal at August 30, 2017 06:45 PM (R1mDg)

That was a good analysis. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 06:50 PM (iVOAv)

575 Whichever one has somebody's hand up its ass.

Posted by: norrin radd, sojourner of the spaceways at August 30, 2017 06:50 PM (mXG82)

576 The polling must be horrendous. So of course the GOP won't do a thing to tie the Dems to ANTI-FA.


That would be, pushy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 06:50 PM (Mouru)

577 Joe has eyes like that small orange Eda Mode in The Force Awakens.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2017 06:50 PM (rnAwa)

578 its amazing how Trump aimed that hurricane.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2017 06:43 PM (/H6uR)
..........

with the help from the Russians, who have been controlling our weather for decades.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 06:51 PM (HgMAr)

579 Smells like freshly shorn Hump and Old Nutmeg in here.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 06:51 PM (8HxgZ)

580 So, anyone have any thoughts about the J. Crew Messenger Bag? I'm thinking of getting one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 06:52 PM (Mouru)

581 We modeled our newest muppet after Joe we call him "Flabo" he lives in a platonic relationship with his roommate "Connie S. Pation" they bring awareness to the flabby fatties plight and those who suffer from irregularity.

Their first song together is "your panniculus is in the toilet that's why I can't poop" And the catchy ditty "having a FUPA is Fun U Probably Admire"

Tune in & send your donations!

Posted by: Jim Henson's ghost at August 30, 2017 06:52 PM (mtGE/)

582 Every antifa "fight" I've seen is either a sucker punch or 5 antifas on one person, which isn't a fight.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 06:52 PM (3myMJ)

583 Hey, what ever happened to the G Spot btw?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2017 06:35 PM (/H6uR)

-------------------------------

It's right there between the between the F and H spot.

Posted by: Javems at August 30, 2017 06:52 PM (yOqwj)

584 And of course both Bernie and Pelosi are saying "ZOMG! Climate change caused the hurricane!"

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 30, 2017 06:52 PM (nILVB)

585 Smells like a movement....

Posted by: USNtakim at August 30, 2017 06:52 PM (0OmEj)

586 Everybody keeps calling Mika a she.
I am not yet convinced.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 06:53 PM (HgMAr)

587 How do you get the job of determining the average length of penii? Do I need to take a class in statistics? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 30, 2017 06:53 PM (/qEW2)

588 MANBEARPIG!!!!!!!

Posted by: USNtakim at August 30, 2017 06:53 PM (0OmEj)

589 Hey, what ever happened to the G Spot btw?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2017 06:35 PM (/H6uR)
..........

*squirt* *yawn*

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2017 06:54 PM (HgMAr)

590 What if you combined sauerkraut and gravy on a sandwich? Would that be strange? Because that sounds really good.

Posted by: Max Power at August 30, 2017 06:54 PM (q177U)

591 570 "and your nose is as long as the length of your forefinger minus your thumb. "

oh how I wish...
---
Put the end of your thumb on the end of your nose.
Lay your fore finger along the top of your nose.
Where is the top of that finger? At the top of your nose.

Posted by: Only after the first date! at August 30, 2017 06:55 PM (fZlu3)

592 Crusty sourdough roll with meat and sauerkraut dipped in beef gravy.

Posted by: Max Power at August 30, 2017 06:55 PM (q177U)

593 So, anyone have any thoughts about the J. Crew Messenger Bag? I'm thinking of getting one.

Look snappy sporting the bag while wearing Crocs.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 30, 2017 06:55 PM (mcI77)

594 "What if you combined sauerkraut and gravy on a sandwich? Would that be strange? Because that sounds really good."

Gotta have some bratwurst in there somewhere.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2017 06:55 PM (k1TUh)

595 Probably the chants of "No USA at all" pushed Pelosi to denounce them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 06:56 PM (iVOAv)

596 Brown gravy with kraut sounds good to me. With lots of black pepper.

Posted by: Dang at August 30, 2017 06:56 PM (kFw27)

597 >>Hey, what ever happened to the G Spot btw?


Wherever I am, there it is.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 06:56 PM (8HxgZ)

598 Me Again Kelly NOOD

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 30, 2017 06:56 PM (89T5c)

599 Did everyone get a good look at the writer at Vogue who went off on Melania about her shoes?

QUITE. THE. STUNNER.

http://tinyurl.com/yc2378gv

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 06:56 PM (Mouru)

600 >> So, anyone have any thoughts about the J. Crew Messenger Bag? I'm thinking of getting one.


Wait for the Back to School Sale and they throw in the matching Butt Plug for Free!

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 06:57 PM (8HxgZ)

601 I like sauerkraut as much as anyone, but I'm thinking

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 06:57 PM (pPKG5)

602 Here's my theory about how it went down, based purely on impressions of my Facebook timeline.

1. Trump denounces 'both sides' for Charlottesville.

2. My Facebook timeline fills up with posts from all my lefty friends, showing pictures of American soldiers in World War II, with snarky captions like 'Antifa protestors prepare to smash Nazi demonstration!'

3. Non-political people see all this and think, 'Antifa? So they must be an organization of red-blooded, patriotic American veterans who like to go punch Nazis! Cool! Go antifa!'

4. A day or two goes by, and my right-wing Facebook friends start posting photos of ACTUAL antifa demonstrators doing things like burning flags, chanting for dead cops, etc.

5. Non-political people see this and go, 'wait -- THAT'S antifa? I'm going to vote for whichever politician vows to keep those scary people as far away from me as possible!'

Before the internet, this whole process would have stopped at step 3 (with the MSM playing the role of my lefty Facebook friends in step 2).
Posted by: Ex-liberal

Post worthy

Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2017 06:57 PM (9TU00)

603 I'm not sure the anitfaMonster is going to go back in its cage now that its out and rampaging. This mind meld by the DNC/MSM is only going to aggravate it. The monster will it eats masters. Bummer for them.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2017 06:57 PM (pY+s4)

604 "I smell a movement"

Sterling Archer might say "PHRASING"

except that kind of smell is more about small kids ... so I hear. ha

yeah, they must realize the polling shows antifa is bad, so they drop thme like a steaming pile of ... whatever. But the commie flags didn't bother them, not the violence, the liberal mayors with stand down orders to cops .. all fine.

UNTIL ... they got the memo from the global crime syndicate HQ ... "we are commencing a new phase, please distance yourself from antifa and violence. This will put us ahead of the curve as Tillerson/Ryan/Cohn are still praising the commie antifa movement.

Of course Tillerson/Cohn/Ryan are also taking cues from the globalists ... all agreeing America First is a problem for their global syndicate ambitions.

The End.

Posted by: Illiniwek at August 30, 2017 06:57 PM (veVl1)

605 What if you combined sauerkraut and gravy on a sandwich? Would that be strange? Because that sounds really good.

It may taste good going down but, sometimes you get a false positive on the da ledge.

Posted by: Some German at August 30, 2017 06:57 PM (mcI77)

606 "The monster will eat its masters."

Stupid fingers.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2017 06:58 PM (pY+s4)

607 599 Did everyone get a good look at the writer at Vogue who went off on Melania about her shoes?

QUITE. THE. STUNNER.

http://tinyurl.com/yc2378gv
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 06:56 PM (Mouru)


Yep, I'm stunned, all right.

Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 07:01 PM (sdi6R)

608 Max Power: "What if you combined sauerkraut and gravy on a sandwich?"

For some reason, "sour Kraut" entered my mind and I instantly envisioned C. Krauthammer. Whatever happened to that guy? Did Trump once pee in CK's Wheaties or something? These cogs of Borg live in bubbles of nitrous oxide filled steel.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 30, 2017 07:02 PM (H8S+R)

609 1/3 cubit, exactly.

I'll go with that. 1/3 of the way from the elbow to the finger.
---
Yep, its like those other body ratios:
your height is your arm-span, and your nose is as long as the length of your forefinger minus your thumb.



I'm a fan of all of those because the standardized versions are my measurements. My span is a span, my fathom is a fathom, my cubit is a cubit.

Now, this erection = 1/3 cubit thing seemed to have possibilities. I was thinking like "yeah, that's about two dicks away from the center" and other useful applications.

But then I started thinking about the practicality. First you have to whip it out. I'm not shy, but I think it would freak some people out. Maybe even threaten my teaching job.

Then you have to get it erect, because that's your 1/3 cubit. I ain't measuring nothing in flaccid units. But erection sizes are variable. They range from just barely got it up for a maintenance fap to this is what I'd look like if I'd met Nastassja Kinski in our mutual primes.

The latter impresses me, but it's still well within the first standard deviation unit of average white male.

My flat hand, however, measures 5" wide exactly and never changes size. I guess I'll stick with that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 07:03 PM (gIRsn)

610 Cicero: "Did everyone get a good look at the writer at Vogue who went off on Melania about her shoes?"

You just can't make this stuff up.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 30, 2017 07:04 PM (H8S+R)

611 C'mon, don't be a sap.
1. Antifa admits they will leave alone all progressives, and only bash non-progressives and popos.
1.5 Antifas bash popos so that popos are scared of antagonizing antifas. If popos are trying to keep the peace, it's better to let the hyper-violent have a safety valve and bash a few sacrificial victims.
2. Proggro dem minority'ite culture leaders all rush to denounce antifa. They now have cover, and create verbal distance from their paramilitary wing.
3. Antifa still does whatever it wants, in covert league with big-city proggro mayors and popo chiefs, who use antifa as their paramilitary proggro enforcers and immune system white blood cells, attacking and ejecting all threats to the proggro hegemony.
4. Popos still allow antifas to bash anyone they like, and actively push non-proggro citizens peacefully petitioning their governments for redress of grievances, into the tender mercies of antifa.
5. It's going to get worse. What should you be doing?

Posted by: John A. Fleming at August 30, 2017 07:07 PM (JX1fv)

612 Now if the average white male's tongue was 5 1/4 , that would be impressive.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 07:12 PM (LuKE7)

613 I can see the facebook posts with pics now:
------------
"This 'woman' criticized the First Lady's shoes."

(pics of Whatever That Thing Is, Melania and the shoes)

"Just saying, WTF?"
------------

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 07:12 PM (3myMJ)

614 It's going to get worse. What should you be doing?
Posted by: John A. Fleming at August 30, 2017 07:07 PM (JX1fv)

Nothing, I like it. Most people will continue to be repulsed, the Dems will still own antifa in most people's eyes, the trouble will happen in Dem strongholds, and it's still a loser for Dems.

The right need only stay out of the way.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 07:16 PM (3myMJ)

615 Senility is stalking Joe. Mika boarded a sinking ship and she's no floater herself.

Posted by: Severely Ltd. at August 30, 2017 07:24 PM (qVda+)

616 Tearing down confederate statues is going to lose the Democrats half of their remaining white vote. I know who these people are, personally.

Posted by: hoodaticus at August 30, 2017 07:25 PM (vitRc)

617 Y'all made this sandwich. Now eat it.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at August 30, 2017 07:25 PM (0dFfK)

618 He looks like any one of the red shirt muppets who pop up and sway to the music.

Posted by: charley horse at August 30, 2017 07:37 PM (+kahX)

619 If Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker had a child together, it would be Joe Scarborough.

Posted by: brian448 at August 30, 2017 07:42 PM (vUETX)

620 Joe looks like a Gumby doll and Mika is sad that his maleness is malleable like one...or she understands FINALLY that RUSSIA is a big Joe Scarbough....er NothingBurger!

Posted by: concealedkerry or submit at August 30, 2017 07:42 PM (kHv/o)

621 Why the change on Antifa reporting? Trump. Trump began the conversation on 'the other side', and lo and behold, we're now talking about Antifa honestly in the media. Accident? I don't think so.

He's been moving the window on many fronts, perhaps slowly, but more effectively than any Republican since Reagan.

Posted by: Wysiwyg Mtwzzyzx at August 30, 2017 07:46 PM (98Feg)

622 Does anybody want a free CD? I haven't sold any and Mika's cats are shedding all over them. No? How 'bout I pay *you* to take one? Please. Help me. I spent my 401k on these and Mika is beating me when she drinks. I don't know how much more I can...

(in earpiece:"We're back from commercial, Joe!")

Take our next guest, David Gergen!

Posted by: Panhandler Joe and the Coded Eye-Blinks at August 30, 2017 08:13 PM (Ndje9)

623 >>>87 He looks like Beeker

Posted by: Tuna at August 30, 2017 05:26 PM

Yep, especially in the video freeze frame there.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 30, 2017 08:35 PM (7A4qQ)

624 Yup. Beaker. No question.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 08:40 PM (CPk08)

625 Atlantic has an article about the rise of Antifa and I noted that it basically says that while right wing brown shirts long predated the President Trump era, it is his violation of democratic traditions/protocols that is causing a sudden rise in Antifa numbers.

BS, IMHO. It is the left wing media and establishment Dems and Repubs who are creating the atmosphere, not the President, with their over the top demagoguery.

Posted by: John Gardner at August 30, 2017 08:44 PM (7Zq5S)

626 If it hasn't already been noted--Lauraw gets the Instalanche from Ed Driscoll!

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 30, 2017 09:02 PM (398bZ)

627 Do Joe and Mika sufficiently even suspect how all of the people in their audience, the many dozens of them, are shouting "So what was your first clue Sherlock?!"

No, I don't think so either. It must hurt to be paid to act smart when you know for certain everyone else is actually smarter because they have been saying for years what you are now announcing as an epiphany. I suppose it hurts more to be the idiot that has to pay them, though.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 30, 2017 09:17 PM (4hIeD)

628 Beaker. They are equally intelligible, as well.

Posted by: IndivGuy at August 30, 2017 09:29 PM (LhTPu)

629 172 I'm going on a limb and saying it is still anybody's game regarding who controls the upper and lower chambers.

Yeah it could be the Republicans, or it could be Trump, but I'll bet it won't be the GOPe or the Democrats.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 30, 2017 09:33 PM (4hIeD)

630 624
Yup. Beaker. No question.





Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 30, 2017 08:40 PM (CPk0


Beaker..Beaker..10-4 Eleanore...got smoky on my tail. Catch ya on the flip flop.

Posted by: Hoyt Axton. at August 30, 2017 09:54 PM (n3hky)

631 "If I got marching orders that said, "You can quit lying today, comrade," I would certainly be pleased. Might even make a sly comment about Antifa violence being an "ongoing problem" or say with a grin, "As we've covered repeatedly..."

But they all look MISERABLE."

That's because you are an honest honorable person, not a despicable liberal journalist.

And yes, she looks like she is being forced to tell this story.

Posted by: Phuqdem at August 30, 2017 10:00 PM (ZhwLl)

632 Hey Joe, where you goin with that pomade in your hand?

Posted by: Corey Trevor at August 30, 2017 11:06 PM (yUqxU)

633 Beamer.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 30, 2017 11:39 PM (9OMtu)

634 I totally forgot what I was going to write... Wait a minnit.

Nope. Big blank.

First! (So sue me. I always wanted to type that here and I'll never be a real firster so byte me too.)

Posted by: Pointed at August 30, 2017 11:45 PM (cP8Yw)

635 "which Muppet he is"

Beaker?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at August 31, 2017 09:44 AM (1hM1d)

636 Beaker - fur shure!

Posted by: Frank Suggs at August 31, 2017 11:36 AM (ogxK7)

637 Fleaker not Beaker!

Posted by: Frankie at August 31, 2017 02:30 PM (IAL8c)

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