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Where Did The Public Ever Get the Idea That Their Media Inferiors Hate Their Guts, Hold Them In Contempt, and Wish Them to Die?
Politico proudly tweeted out this political cartoon by an untalented, unfunny asshole who fails at life.
They then un-Tweeted it, though it's still available on their website.
Coming soon from Slate: We never saw another Trump term coming pic.twitter.com/sKSVo3OTbG
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) August 30, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Fox at August 30, 2017 03:13 PM (DVC2D)
Posted by: Fox at August 30, 2017 03:13 PM (DVC2D)
Posted by: Shep Smith at August 30, 2017 03:13 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 03:14 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 03:14 PM (QQ+il)
Nah never going to happen, but racism against white southerners is AOK!
Posted by: Mr Pink at August 30, 2017 03:14 PM (yFRdn)
Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at August 30, 2017 03:14 PM (2kNiX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 03:15 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 30, 2017 03:15 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 03:15 PM (pPKG5)
Posted by: mr wolf at August 30, 2017 03:15 PM (YkEgi)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 03:15 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 03:16 PM (9oWeQ)
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 30, 2017 03:16 PM (6n332)
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at August 30, 2017 03:17 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Darury at August 30, 2017 03:17 PM (oZAcA)
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 30, 2017 03:15 PM (/qEW2)
You didn't build that, Barry dear.
Posted by: filbert at August 30, 2017 03:17 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Bubbles the Clown: Vogue Columnist at August 30, 2017 03:18 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 03:18 PM (pPKG5)
Yeah, I sure is a bible toting, knuckle dragging, deplorable, inbreed, dumb ass redneck just like all the other Texans. Uh huh....////
Posted by: lin-duh meh out and about at August 30, 2017 03:18 PM (kufk0)
That's one way we get them on our side.
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 30, 2017 03:18 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Mr Pink at August 30, 2017 03:18 PM (yFRdn)
And heads up, fellow SE 'rons and 'ettes. Tropical Storm Irma is coming across the Atlantic and will be a hurricane in a couple of days. May come this way as a major one.
*knot in stomach*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 03:19 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2017 03:19 PM (bIwZ6)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2017 03:19 PM (k1TUh)
A community comes together and they can't wait to try and divide it by showing how dismissive they are of most people in this country.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2017 03:19 PM (A7DN1)
Just when the Houston coverage was giving me some hope in humanity and this nation to continue forward, they had to go shit on it. Fuck Slate particularly. It has devolved into "here's our contrarian take, because we're schmarrrrt"
Go eat dicks.
Posted by: Jollyroger at August 30, 2017 03:19 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: lin-duh meh out and about at August 30, 2017 03:20 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2017 03:20 PM (7HtZB)
Who gives a shit?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2017 03:20 PM (HId5C)
Cross-referenced to: How you get more Trump
Keep up the great work, Slate. You're doing The Lord's work in service of Trump 2020.
Posted by: DocJ at August 30, 2017 03:20 PM (7bkOX)
Posted by: lin-duh meh out and about at August 30, 2017 03:20 PM (kufk0)
Go on...
Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2017 03:20 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 03:20 PM (Nwg0u)
BLM and Antifa not sending their blackshirts to help displaced flood victims in TX (including blacks and latinos), even just to virtue signal they care, says volumes about their actual goals.
Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2017 03:21 PM (hvf9s)
Suck on this, Bill Wynn:
US U-6 Unemployment Rate is at 8.90%, compared to 8.90% last month and 10.10% last year. This is lower than the long term average of 10.61%.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 03:21 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Maritime at August 30, 2017 03:21 PM (G/kZc)
Posted by: Ripley at August 30, 2017 03:21 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2017 03:21 PM (bIwZ6)
Stay golden, Bush Boy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 03:22 PM (PY9jH)
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They sacrifice babies to it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 03:22 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2017 03:22 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 30, 2017 03:22 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: CuChulainn at August 30, 2017 03:22 PM (vmsda)
I stopped giving them my time several years ago, more completely this January when I turned off the television.
Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at August 30, 2017 03:22 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 03:22 PM (ihmYw)
But did Politico represent Hispanics in the cartoon?
No.
Racists!
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 03:23 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Strobe at August 30, 2017 03:23 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2017 03:23 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 107: the whole thing, at August 30, 2017 03:23 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Your MSM Betters at August 30, 2017 03:23 PM (joFoi)
Posted by: davidt at August 30, 2017 03:23 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 30, 2017 03:24 PM (uPMKA)
Bet Politico would never ever in a zillion years put that out.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 03:24 PM (VPhy/)
The whole trip yesterday by the President and the First Lady the media was more interested in tearing that down. But as I wrote yesterday was amazed at everyone helping eachother.
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 03:18 PM (pPKG5)
Well they can't have Trump looking presidential because it blows their unfit for office schtick.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 30, 2017 03:24 PM (lKyWE)
After much reflection, I think I could accept a Venezuelan refugee into my home. I'd happily adopt a 19 year-old 3rd daughter of a shopkeeper or something. Additionally, the entire country has lost on average 17 lbs due to food shortages. So you know she won't be a fatty.
Posted by: Semper Why at August 30, 2017 03:25 PM (L8TEz)
So they made it clear that they actually hate Deplorables, and wish they would FOAD.
What did they think the reaction would be?
Now if Trump can re-brand the R party to be more inclusive, it'll pick up some Black, Brown and Asian Deplorables.
As Bannon said, a fifty-year reich.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2017 03:25 PM (+7/1f)
and yes this is unfunny kinda insulting
Posted by: Fox at August 30, 2017 03:13 PM (DVC2D)
Oh, it's a lot more than just KINDA insulting. It's uber massive insulting with a healthy dose of "F**K YOU" thrown in for good measure.
Politico can eat a dildo.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at August 30, 2017 03:25 PM (4df7R)
After much reflection, I think I could accept a Venezuelan refugee into my home. I'd happily adopt a 19 year-old 3rd daughter of a shopkeeper or something. Additionally, the entire country has lost on average 17 lbs due to food shortages. So you know she won't be a fatty.
Posted by: Semper Why at August 30, 2017 03:25 PM (L8TEz)
Nope. Leave them there. Venezuela will need them to rebuild.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 03:26 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: lin-duh meh out and about at August 30, 2017 03:26 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 03:26 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 03:26 PM (PY9jH)
That would be Antifa, Jerry Brown and Illinois, which now claims the right to grant American citizenship.
Posted by: Barry from DC at August 30, 2017 03:26 PM (Ndje9)
Better yet they demean the normal aspirations of ordinary people and ridicule people who don't agree with them.
Yet they can't figure out why that isn't a winning electoral coalition.
Dunces.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2017 03:26 PM (A7DN1)
For example, a government that didn't fund planned parenthood would have more money to fund the Coast Guard.
Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at August 30, 2017 03:26 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 03:26 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 03:26 PM (KP5rU)
No step on snek.
That meme tickled me so much, I had to go look it up. The original pic of some Indian lady (dot, not feather) holding what has to be the biggest cobra I've ever seen was the stuff of nightmares.
Caption: "This is snek."
Yeah, I know. BTW, didn't you used to have more children?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2017 03:27 PM (bIwZ6)
Posted by: General Honore at August 30, 2017 03:27 PM (6fbYg)
either I want a full cradle to grave megastate that helpfully punishes me for wrongthink like Lois Lerner and the bish what outed joe the plumber.
OR
I want to live in a cave.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 30, 2017 03:27 PM (DQdye)
Good job, but she'll go right back to her buddies and agree with them when you aren't around.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 03:27 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Shep Smith! at August 30, 2017 03:27 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 03:26 PM (3myMJ)
And where is the Magic Negro who was going to make the oceans recede? Houston could use his worthless ass about now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 03:27 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at August 30, 2017 03:28 PM (H5knJ)
We are the hands.
We are the feet.
We are the angels of mercy. And by Angels - I mean the US Military.
Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 107: the whole thing, at August 30, 2017 03:28 PM (lwiT4)
That you red state subhumans don't join the armed forces. I mean, you just sit there and want small govt and small taxes while leftists blue staters join the armed forces like the coast guard what is rescuing you.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 30, 2017 03:28 PM (DQdye)
Only in America.
Posted by: Soona at August 30, 2017 03:28 PM (ZAAkQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 03:27 PM (SRKgf)
He was just in St. Petersburg, shilling for the Dem running for mayor down there. Giving him the ol' Reverse Midas Touch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2017 03:29 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 30, 2017 03:29 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: huerfano at August 30, 2017 03:29 PM (Dp2K8)
I think Donald Jr can coast on these slate assholes.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 30, 2017 03:30 PM (DQdye)
Posted by: The Alaskan Fuck This Shit I'm Out Party at August 30, 2017 03:30 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 03:30 PM (VPhy/)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2017 03:30 PM (A7DN1)
but hey, go ahead, politico, and insult just the whites there for being stupid.
Posted by: Satan's barbed prong at August 30, 2017 03:30 PM (fSiAi)
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 03:30 PM (pPKG5)
Honestly, that's my honest guess for why the media isn't showing a ton of rescue pictures or pictures of victims or shelters. My guess is it would be so heavily skewed minority that it would look uncomfortably like Katrina, and only in ways that hurt the (black, Democrat) mayor.
Posted by: sunny-dee at August 30, 2017 03:31 PM (QAOZh)
Posted by: General Honore"
Does Slate still employ the Patient Zero of Pajama Boys, Michael Kinsley?
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 30, 2017 03:31 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2017 03:26 PM (SRKgf)
I don't need all of them. Just one for... compassionate purposes. How about if I promise to return her when they get a stable government up & running?
Posted by: Semper Why at August 30, 2017 03:31 PM (L8TEz)
Posted by: kallisto at August 30, 2017 03:31 PM (53MZt)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 30, 2017 03:15 PM
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Absolutely. But their god is a jealous god, which is why they despise and mock anyone who might put another God first.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 30, 2017 03:31 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 03:31 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Politico at August 30, 2017 03:32 PM (fmAJ4)
Posted by: lin-duh meh out and about at August 30, 2017 03:26 PM (kufk0)
I work with a couple of them who thought when Trump was elected he was going to deport them even though they were born here and they were thinking of moving to Canada. Dumb doesn't even begin to describe them
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 03:32 PM (493sH)
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 30, 2017 03:32 PM (DQdye)
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 03:34 PM (pPKG5)
***
you dumb whites what hate government sure loves you some government even though you're so dumb you think the government is a supernatural intervention based on your (hateful) prayers.,
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 30, 2017 03:34 PM (DQdye)
Just go to the Triple G gofundme page.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2017 03:34 PM (A7DN1)
Congrats.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 30, 2017 03:34 PM (aW5/6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 03:34 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Skip"
Only accept the ones that look like Sofia Vergara (Colombian but close enough).
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 30, 2017 03:34 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Shep! at August 30, 2017 03:35 PM (vg8iE)
First of all, fuck you, of course it's not.
Second of all, think this jerkoff supports California seceding? I bet he does.
Posted by: Kensington at August 30, 2017 03:35 PM (Cw3TC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2017 03:19 PM (k1TUh)
...
BINGO
Posted by: TexasDan at August 30, 2017 03:35 PM (yL25O)
Then you find Paolo climbing through the window at 2am...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 03:35 PM (VPhy/)
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What'd he have to say about that heifer?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 30, 2017 03:35 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: LASue at August 30, 2017 03:35 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 03:36 PM (Mouru)
Then take their oil.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 03:36 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: USNtakim at August 30, 2017 03:36 PM (0OmEj)
My guess is it would be so heavily skewed minority that it would look uncomfortably like Katrina, and only in ways that hurt the (black, Democrat) mayor.
Posted by: sunny-dee at August 30, 2017 03:31 PM (QAOZh)
That's funny because I see it as the exact oppisite I think the media would love to connect this to Katrina because it crippled Bush. The media doesn't want to show minorities being taken care ofin Houston because it blows their Trump is a racist meme
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 30, 2017 03:36 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Ripley at August 30, 2017 03:36 PM (MxEKc)
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That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.
- Matthew 5:45
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 03:36 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Alabama, First Capital of the Confederacy at August 30, 2017 03:37 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 03:37 PM (KP5rU)
Well we used to, but the refineries that can handle that heavy crude are in Houston.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 03:37 PM (VPhy/)
The ignorance it would require to think this was funny - wow.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 03:38 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: sunny-dee at August 30, 2017 03:38 PM (QAOZh)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 03:39 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 30, 2017 03:30 PM (DQdye)
I hope so, because it's not like the GOPe is going to do it.
Posted by: rickl at August 30, 2017 03:40 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 03:40 PM (0mRoj)
Is wearing a hat racist, nazi, or just completely improper and a sign you're a hideous person?!
Posted by: LASue
Only if you forget to turn the brim sideways.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 03:40 PM (IqV8l)
http://tinyurl.com/claehbz
It's something every Moron and 'Ette was told in their (respective) religion class or Sunday School.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 30, 2017 03:40 PM (oQQwD)
It's only implicitly understood by the Left that you don't express such thoughts. They all have them because deep down, they're the most racist bunch of shitbags you'll find anywhere.
Oh, and Asians aren't minorities, so FAIR GAME, BABY!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 03:40 PM (Mouru)
I do not get what they're trying to say, good or bad.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 03:40 PM (ihmYw)
Yes, you are correct. That stuff is nasty, and you really don't want China touching it. When Chavez said he was smelling sulphur, he was smelling his oil.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 03:40 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Darury at August 30, 2017 03:17 PM (oZAcA)
Yeah, they appropriated a God joke and made it a government one. Fuck them. Its God appropriation of the worst kind! I'm triggered!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2017 03:40 PM (/H6uR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2017 03:41 PM (vZvre)
There's the obvious stuff, of course: Fat White Male Redneck (b/c cowboy hat) Christian in a Confederate flag shirt, being airlifted off a house w/ a Texas "SECEDE" sign on the roof and a "Don't Tread On me" flag in the front yard.
The definition of a Deplorable.
But then there's the more subtle jabs the "cartoonist" includes that are even more insulting.
1) The guy kneeling by the door to the chopper is brown. This being Texas, I assume he's supposed to be Hispanic. That horrible racist Texan being rescued by a brown person! HAH! Take that, bigots!
2) The woman on the roof is rolling her eyes, clearly annoyed w/ her husband's/father's/relative's embarrassing display. Women are SO much smarter than men, you guyz, did you know? SHE knows what's what. Grrrrl powurrrr!
3) More importantly, the one in the rescue basket is the MAN, not the woman. This implies that the man threw himself into the rescue basket as soon as he had a chance instead of stepping aside and letting his wife/daughter/relative go first. He didn't even stick around long enough to help her put on her life jacket.
This is important. See, one of the things we've seen emerge over and over again since Harvey struck is the image of men acting like MEN: carrying women and children to safety; lifting elderly people into boats; spending hours and hours searching for stranded people and bringing them to safety, foregoing sleep. It's been a subtle yet very clear refutation of the "toxic masculinity" trope the poisonous left has seeded into our language, and the left isn't happy about it. This cartoon pushes back against that refutation: "Men are such selfish pigs" is the message.
It's insulting propaganda, pure and simple.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at August 30, 2017 03:42 PM (4df7R)
As long as it wasn't allah who was misappropriated, you can go f*ck yourself.
Posted by: The MSM, Now With 20% More Fairness and Objectivity at August 30, 2017 03:42 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 03:42 PM (0mRoj)
First Lady the media was more interested in tearing that down. But as I
wrote yesterday was amazed at everyone helping eachother.
Posted by: Skip
Well if the volunteer response for the Harvey aftermath is anything like that we personally experienced after Katrina, there will be millions of man hours donated (mostly by church groups btw) from people coming to help from around the country.
Oh, and fuck Slate, and fuck Politico in particular.
Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 30, 2017 03:42 PM (0ogQG)
I do not get what they're trying to say, good or bad."
For them, America at its best is only found within the beltway and in trans-friendly bathrooms.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 03:42 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2017 03:42 PM (/tuJf)
In the Book of Mormon, one of the prophets had a symbolic dream where the righteous follow a perilous path to eat fruit from the tree of life (ie the love of God.) Off to the side is a Great and Spacious Building, a huge structure floating without a foundation, which symbolizes the world. It is full of rich, haughty people mocking those partaking of the fruit. Some people become ashamed and leave the tree to try to get to the building, choose the world over the love of God, many of them perish.
To blatantly steal this allegory for my own purposes, the tree's fruit = freedom. The media/hollywood/liberal scolds are all creatures in the great and spacious building. As Ace says in his headline, for those seeking the fruit they Hate Their Guts, Hold Them In Contempt, and Wish Them to Die. And anyone on the right who ashamedly tries to join their ranks, to also mock those seeking freedom, just warning you now that way lies doom and treachery.
Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2017 03:42 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 03:38 PM
FIFY.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2017 03:43 PM (p+Wdc)
I work with a couple of them who thought when Trump was elected he
was going to deport them even though they were born here and they were
thinking of moving to Canada. Dumb doesn't even begin to describe them
****
some people still trust the media and the media flat our told Hispanics that Trump wanted to deport them all based on absolutely no facts at all.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 30, 2017 03:43 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Semper Why
*pokes hole in Semper's condom with pin*
*waits for anchor baby*
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 30, 2017 03:43 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 03:44 PM (VPhy/)
Posted by: davidt at August 30, 2017 03:23 PM (XoldI)
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Well, I would think it natural, even for the unchurched or secular, to pray for help in dire straits and then thank heaven when rescued.
But, yeah, the implication of the cartoon, that a bunch of toothless Bible-thumpers are waiting for Jesus to snatch them off roofs, is absurd. It speaks to the utter ignorance of our ruling class.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 30, 2017 03:44 PM (0jtPF)
Only if you forget to turn the brim sideways.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 03:40 PM (IqV8l)
Wait, what? TURN it sideways? I thought you bought them like that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2017 03:44 PM (/H6uR)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 30, 2017 03:44 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at August 30, 2017 03:42 PM (4df7R)
Now you've just gone too far!
Posted by: Josef Goebbels at August 30, 2017 03:44 PM (Mouru)
Only accept the ones that look like Sofia Vergara (Colombian but close enough).
Then you find Paolo climbing through the window at 2am...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 03:35 PM (VPhy/)
The sound of the shotgun is not the love song Paolo wishes to hear.
Posted by: Paolo - romantic but not rash at August 30, 2017 03:44 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2017 03:19 PM (k1TUh)
What are you talking about? That shit's hilarious! The Politico cartoon not so much.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 03:44 PM (0mRoj)
Channel 2 News reported that US Ambassador to the UN Nikky Haley conveyed messages through diplomatic channels to senior UN officials that the US will cut all funding to the UN Human Rights Council if the blacklist the UNHRC drafted is published.
Ambassador Hailey also reportedly threatened that the US would leave the council altogether if the blacklist was published.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 30, 2017 03:45 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 03:45 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Defenestratus at August 30, 2017 03:45 PM (a9n6M)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at August 30, 2017 03:45 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: JackStraw
Like a block party! A black-bloc party!
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 30, 2017 03:45 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 03:45 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2017 03:18 PM (pPKG5)
Which is why the MFM spent hours yesterday foaming at the mouth over her shoes. Any stupid little thing they think they can get a dig in with
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2017 03:45 PM (493sH)
Posted by: lin-duh meh out and about at August 30, 2017 03:46 PM (rmJzs)
It's insulting propaganda, pure and simple.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at August 30, 2017 03:42 PM (4df7R)
VERY well said and excellent point, MRW!
Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2017 03:46 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 03:46 PM (fSiAi)
I'm about 2,800 miles away, so this ain't nuthin' to me. Just FYI.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 03:46 PM (OkKDg)
The gist of the article didn't really match the headline. It was that we shouldn't be satisfied with a system where people only cooperate and help each other during major disasters.
Some kind of commie idea buried in there somewhere, but it wasn't entirely clear what it was.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 30, 2017 03:46 PM (10LGw)
It's insulting propaganda, pure and simple.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at August 30, 2017 03:42 PM (4df7R)
The move from policy discussion to insults tells us that it's war now. It's mostly a cold war so far, but it's war. Winning us over is not part of the plan. Beating us down is the plan.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 03:46 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 30, 2017 03:43 PM (h1jJh)
And that he was going to round up teh homos and the GFMs. Insanity.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 03:46 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: The MSM, Now With 20% More Fairness and Objectivity at August 30, 2017 03:42 PM (Mouru)
Word. Ain't that a kick in the balls.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2017 03:47 PM (/H6uR)
The pilot is white and so is the guy on the roof. So only whites can do the hard things while their brown cousin only operates the cable.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 03:47 PM (VPhy/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 03:47 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth
Nice job of unpacking it, Beth.
Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 30, 2017 03:47 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: kallisto at August 30, 2017 03:47 PM (n6gcM)
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2017 03:47 PM (r5kEv)
Posted by: Defenestratus
That's what happens when you interrupt looters.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2017 03:47 PM (T2Zv1)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 03:48 PM (fSiAi)
The narrative always fails when reality comes back.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hillary Clinton biography - My Struggle - Exclusive at the Outrage Outlet! at August 30, 2017 03:48 PM (hLRSq)
The problem with Turner is he can't do that. All the surrounding counties and cities had evacuation orders in place. The governor had called in the National Guard and told Houston to evacuate. There were even FB posts saying that Houston city hall was lying about the scope and they were planning for catastrophic flooding but couldn't come up with a good evac plan -- and he and all his minions went on social media to call her a liar and to tell everyone to shelter in place. He has been on record as refusing to accept calls from the governor. This is 100% his failure. I think they can't show the true victims of that decision because they're all black, Hispanic, or poor and none of that blowback will got to Trump. They have to focus on the, like, 25 white people trapped in random, nice-looking subdivisions. That way, they can just imply that all of them deserve it (and there's no blame for the blameless mayor).
Posted by: sunny-dee at August 30, 2017 03:48 PM (QAOZh)
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 30, 2017 03:49 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2017 03:47 PM (T2Zv1)
They're not looters, they're liberating the people's goods from the oppression of the bourgeoisie.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 03:49 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at August 30, 2017 03:42 PM (4df7R)
Now you've just gone too far!
Posted by: Josef Goebbels
Don't It Make My Brown Shirt Green?
- Joe Goebbels Sings Crystal Gayle!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 03:49 PM (Nwg0u)
My friend was on the blackhawks during Katrina rescue duty. He said that he caught just as much incoming small arms fire there as he did in Iraq.
Posted by: Defenestratus at August 30, 2017 03:45 PM (a9n6M)
Well they're from Chicago so it's no different than a home game for your friend
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 30, 2017 03:49 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 03:50 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: The MSM, Now With 20% More Fairness and Objectivity at August 30, 2017 03:42 PM (Mouru)
Word. Ain't that a kick in the balls.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2017 03:47 PM (/H6uR)
Just a kick? Luxury!
Posted by: Pepper Balls Guy at August 30, 2017 03:50 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Gref at August 30, 2017 03:50 PM (AMIL/)
"Let's unpack" = let's spend an excessive amount of time over analyzing something. Also a signal for me to stop listening, thankfully.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2017 03:50 PM (HId5C)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2017 03:47 PM (T2Zv1)
They're not looters, they're liberating the people's goods from the oppression of the bourgeoisie.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 03:49 PM (0mRoj)
hey that was good.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2017 03:50 PM (/H6uR)
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 30, 2017 03:51 PM (DQdye)
Theme: Smug, condescending coastal cosmopolitans have some fun with the benighted flyover hicks who seem to actually think that they can be self-reliant and not depend on the experts in government.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 03:51 PM (Mouru)
hey that was good.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2017 03:50 PM (/H6uR)
Thank you. *bows humbly*
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 03:51 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Semper Why
I realize you're being funny, but when you accept "refugees", it's not just something that affects you. It affects all of us, in terms of taxes, loss of sovereignty, crime, etc. If you truly pity them, you should move there and care for them yourself. Or donate to missionaries.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 03:51 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 03:51 PM (KP5rU)
It's insulting propaganda, pure and simple.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth
Idea wise, the Nazis and Soviets would be proud.
Artistic quality wise, not so much.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 03:51 PM (IqV8l)
130 And yes, they hate everyone outside their leftist bubble. To them we're all a bunch of fat, toothless, stupid, uneducated, redneck, meth-smoking, truck-driving, sister-humping, racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic Unpeople from Jesusland.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 03:42 PM (0mRoj)
Sister-humping? That's sick, and depraved.
Cousin-humping on the other hand.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 30, 2017 03:51 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 30, 2017 03:52 PM (DQdye)
So, typical Leftist fucktardery crap.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 03:52 PM (ihmYw)
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 30, 2017 03:49 PM (U+nHb)
Yeah, I'm missing it too. Maybe because they rescued themselves? Although, I'm not even sure that's what's happening in the pic.
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2017 03:52 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2017 03:52 PM (/H6uR)
Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 107: the whole thing, at August 30, 2017 03:52 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 30, 2017 03:52 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 03:51 PM (/qEW2)
I'm not donating my 19-year-old Venezuelan hottie to a missionary. Have you lost your mind?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 03:52 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Hillary Rotten-Crotch at August 30, 2017 03:52 PM (ty7RM)
That's the U.S. Coast Guard. Not the U.S. Department of Gender Studies and You're a Racist.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (B+qrE)
That's what happens when you interrupt looters. Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2017 03:47 PM (T2Zv1)
Speaking of did you see the black guy on FOX this morning who is a conceal carry guy talking about looters?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Colin at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (aSgt/)
Saw a bunch on the Donald Reddit. Note they are cowards, only do it when the eeevil bougie Texans aren't home with all their guns. Gee I wonder why?
I really hope the social media bragpics from the looters help police locate them ASAP. Idiots. Lock up and throw away the key please!
Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (hvf9s)
I'm past the point of intellectual engagement with people who clearly have no interest in it.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (A7DN1)
Posted by: Furious George at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (j+dfT)
But I bet these dipshits fapped hard to the thought of Calexit.
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (cAnNx)
Cousin-humping on the other hand.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 30, 2017 03:51 PM (veoSD)
How do we feel about aunt-humping?
Posted by: Jon Snow at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (7HtZB)
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Yep. That's why it says Slate right there on the label.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (10LGw)
twotchy has update saying cartoon wasn't about him trying to dehumanize texans or christians or republicans (but probably happy side effect) but rather it's aimed at those dastardly seccessionists.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 30, 2017 03:51 PM
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure it was!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (IqV8l)
For every Venezuelan we take in, we send a terrorist to hell. Or home, same difference.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: BebeDahl at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (yNyJy)
Sister-humping? That's sick, and depraved.
Cousin-humping on the other hand.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 30, 2017 03:51 PM (veoSD)
We all have to play the cards we're dealt.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 03:42 PM (0mRoj)
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Ummmm..... fuck them.
I do *not* smoke meth.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (8XRCm)
But I bet these dipshits fapped hard to the thought of Calexit.
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (cAnNx)
Well, we all were hoping for that.
Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2017 03:54 PM (7HtZB)
We are the hands.
We are the feet.
We are the angels of mercy. And by Angels - I mean the US Military.
Posted by: grammie winger
This is a well known principle. C. H. Spurgeon made the same point in one of his sermons. (can't find it). God ordains means as well as ends. He may ordain for you to get from A to B in the rain, yet remain dry. And the means may be an umbrella, instead of some miracle.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 03:54 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Hillary Rotten-Crotch at August 30, 2017 03:54 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: rhomboid
That's really funny! It will make a great skit this weekend.
Posted by: Saturday Night Live Staff at August 30, 2017 03:54 PM (MxEKc)
only whites can do the hard things while their brown cousin only
operates the cable.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 03:47 PM (VPhy/)
I noticed that, too. And none of the Coasties are women, which is just beyond the pale.
Another thing I noticed but neglected to mention: the story of Harvey has been the story of hundreds of INDIVIDUALS with personal watercraft going out into the flood waters to carry out rescue operations. Yes, they've coordinated w/ officials, and yes, the National Guard and other government agencies have been doing tremendous work in the search and rescue efforts. But the STORIES are about people helping each other; neighbors literally helping neighbors.
This cartoon ignores all of that and pretends government is the only savior in this situation.
Depraved, truly.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at August 30, 2017 03:54 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 03:54 PM (3myMJ)
trying to dehumanize texans or christians or republicans (but probably
happy side effect) but rather it's aimed at those dastardly
seccessionists.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 30, 2017 03:51 PM (DQdye)
Yet, California is the hotbed of secessionist ranting.
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 30, 2017 03:54 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: Jon Snow at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (7HtZB)
If she looks like Emelia Clarke? Just fine.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 03:54 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 30, 2017 03:54 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 30, 2017 03:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 30, 2017 03:55 PM (OD2ni)
They hate EVERYBODY. Who the hell else would be okay with disposing of full grown "unwanted" babies?
Posted by: Mega at August 30, 2017 03:55 PM (snULr)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 30, 2017 03:55 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 03:55 PM (a0IVu)
I've never seen a group of people work so hard and spend so much money to get a man re-elected.
The whole thing has been a sham. I see through it all now. It's like I took a pill and can really SEE the matrix.
That has to be it. Because NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY could possibly be that tone deaf. Not even on purpose.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 30, 2017 03:55 PM (UfYsr)
Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2017 03:55 PM (9TU00)
176 >>>Let's unpack everything in that cartoon, shall we?
"Let's unpack" = let's spend an excessive amount of time over analyzing something. Also a signal for me to stop listening, thankfully.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2017 03:50 PM (HId5C)
Guarantee you that more people got enjoyment reading MWR unpacking it than anything you've posted in the last month.
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 03:55 PM (cAnNx)
Sort of ace-like.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 03:55 PM (OkKDg)
Uh huh. Here, this one's got bells on. Pull it. I triple dog dare you.
I must admit I'm stunned that Vox hasn't gotten in on this.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 30, 2017 03:55 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: kallisto at August 30, 2017 03:55 PM (n6gcM)
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Bargain hunters.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 03:56 PM (Nwg0u)
...
...
Forget it.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 30, 2017 03:56 PM (tVWQB)
RE: McCaskill
Trump said today in MO, "If she won't support tax cuts, she needs to go!"
The "mnw corollary": "She STILL needs to go, no matter what she supports."
(Cartago* delenda est.)
*Sky Queen Claire
Posted by: mnw at August 30, 2017 03:56 PM (5cCew)
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 30, 2017 03:49 PM
The man is wearing a yellow hat with a blaze orange vest. That's lovely.
The woman was dressed by Walmart.
Posted by: Lynn Yeager, Vogue at August 30, 2017 03:56 PM (Dp2K8)
Posted by: JB1000, EAJ at August 30, 2017 03:56 PM (16OL0)
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 30, 2017 03:56 PM (U+nHb)
time over analyzing something. Also a signal for me to stop listening,
thankfully.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2017 03:50 PM (HId5C)
Back atcha, sugartits.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at August 30, 2017 03:57 PM (4df7R)
I think Aunt Peg is just a stage name. She's not literally everyone's aunt.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2017 03:57 PM (HId5C)
We've taken in about 35 million Mexicans, right?
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 03:57 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (8XRCm)
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That's telling 'em, fixer!
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2017 03:57 PM (r5kEv)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 03:57 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: IP at August 30, 2017 03:58 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Darury at August 30, 2017 03:17 PM (oZAcA)
Except that *everything* about this cartoon is incorrect. He clearly never bothered to look up any information about Houston's population (and who they voted for) before deciding to slap at them.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 30, 2017 03:58 PM (rp9xB)
Doesn't show Obama?
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 03:58 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 30, 2017 03:58 PM (mf5HN)
Cowardice and snark will not hold the evil that is out there at bay.
Posted by: kraken at August 30, 2017 03:58 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: deepred at August 30, 2017 03:58 PM (8oULY)
Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2017 03:58 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (8XRCm)
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That's telling 'em, fixer!
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2017 03:57 PM (r5kEv)
Sometimes a man's got to draw a line in the sand and say "This far and no further!"
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 03:58 PM (0mRoj)
200 Sister-humping? That's sick, and depraved.
Cousin-humping on the other hand.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 30, 2017 03:51 PM (veoSD)
How do we feel about aunt-humping?
Posted by: Jon Snow at August 30, 2017 03:53 PM (7HtZB)
If you were a born Northerner (basically a Westerosi Redneck), I might cut you some slack. But you're actually a Dorne-born, snooty Targaryan nobleman, so poo to you with nobs on!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 30, 2017 03:58 PM (veoSD)
So the cartoon is supposed to represent left-wing Californians?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 30, 2017 03:59 PM (ppaKI)
:::pours a Manhattan:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2017 03:59 PM (HId5C)
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 30, 2017 03:49 PM
Neither one is a Person of Color. It is indeterminate if either one of them is LBGQTXYZLMNOP, so since it's two White people and taking no chances, thus Snarketh Slate.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at August 30, 2017 03:59 PM (kXoT0)
Yeah. Right. OK, Mr. Unfunny Cartoonist,
now you pull my finger.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2017 03:59 PM (bIwZ6)
*waits for anchor baby*
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 30, 2017 03:43 PM (/qEW2)
What the hell are you doing in my house? Damn Democrats are always putting the government in my bedroom.
Posted by: Semper Why at August 30, 2017 03:59 PM (L8TEz)
Posted by: Pineapple upside down cake guy at August 30, 2017 03:59 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: kallisto at August 30, 2017 03:59 PM (n6gcM)
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 30, 2017 03:51 PM"
Yeah so now we know he thinks we're also stupid.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2017 03:59 PM (A7DN1)
So he thinks if Texas seceded they wouldn't have a Government?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 30, 2017 03:59 PM (r5KeJ)
twotchy has update saying cartoon wasn't about him trying to dehumanize texans or christians or republicans (but probably happy side effect) but rather it's aimed at those dastardly seccessionists.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka
All of whom he believes are Christian, Republicans in Texas.
Posted by: Jean at August 30, 2017 03:59 PM (9TU00)
Wait. I thought this story was supposed to have a shark in it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 04:00 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 03:55 PM (a0IVu)
You missed it. It's already over.
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2017 04:00 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: WisRich at August 30, 2017 04:00 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 04:00 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2017 04:00 PM (Enq6K)
Really? Story of my life. What kind of tax cuts was he proposing, do you know?
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 04:01 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 30, 2017 04:01 PM (tVWQB)
These assholes will politicize the suffering of others, with glee in their hearts.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 04:01 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2017 04:01 PM (7HtZB)
"Would one of you please explain the picture after the cartoon? I don't get it. I mean why slate would say it doesn't show the best of America?"
Because a real American would be doing the fireman's carry not the communist piggyback ride.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 30, 2017 04:02 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 04:02 PM (VFXtA)
Yuuuge of course.
I heard 15% corporate rate but didn't hear any specifics on personal. I could have missed it.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2017 04:02 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: kallisto at August 30, 2017 04:02 PM (n6gcM)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 30, 2017 04:02 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 30, 2017 04:02 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 04:02 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at August 30, 2017 03:59 PM (kXoT0)
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Holy crap, they're nuts.
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 30, 2017 04:03 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 30, 2017 03:58 PM
Pitt the Younger? Is that you?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2017 04:03 PM (p+Wdc)
Yeah. Right. OK, Mr. Unfunny Cartoonist,
now you pull my finger.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
In Texas, finger pull you!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2017 04:03 PM (T2Zv1)
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 04:03 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2017 04:02 PM (/tuJf)
That is yuge...can't see that shit Ryan agreeing to that though.
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 04:03 PM (a0IVu)
Yeh...like that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 04:03 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 04:01 PM (a0IVu)
Wasn't really specific on individuals...but wants them lowered and tax code simplified. Wants Corp. tax rate at 15%.
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2017 04:04 PM (Enq6K)
Just when the Houston coverage was giving me some hope in humanity and this nation to continue forward, they had to go shit on it. Fuck Slate particularly. It has devolved into "here's our contrarian take, because we're schmarrrrt
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We are in the time of the separation. It is the time when the gulf between us is manifested so clearly that it becomes obvious to even those in the deepest of denial that this can not go on for long and must be corrected.
Posted by: simplemind at August 30, 2017 04:04 PM (X85kN)
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Lefties don't like anything about America, but they especially don't like the tradition of private citizens voluntarily helping each other out.
What they *say* they don't like is the fact that we get complacent about how "good" we are as a people, when we see heartwarming scenes like "Grandma on a Jet-Ski". Supposedly that complacency makes us ignore poverty, homelessness, etc., the rest of the time.
But what they *actually* don't like is the fact that it shows how self-reliant we are and how little we depend on the state.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 30, 2017 04:04 PM (10LGw)
I actually had a young lawyer start a question with "Let's unpack that last response" at a deposition last year. I usually try not be an asshole to opposing counsel and constantly object, but I could not let that slide.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 30, 2017 04:04 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2017 04:00 PM (Enq6K)
Really? Story of my life. What kind of tax cuts was he proposing, do you know?
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 04:01 PM (a0IVu)
Video of the speech.
https://youtu.be/E9OOKblEJOQ
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 04:04 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Haley's Buttery Bicsuit at August 30, 2017 04:04 PM (Skx5n)
Without us, they are helpless... I want to know... what is their value???
Posted by: kraken at August 30, 2017 04:04 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 04:05 PM (a0IVu)
Put on your high-heel sneakers, lordy
Wear your wig-hat on your head
Put on your high-heel sneakers, child
Wear your wig-hat on your head
Ya know you're looking mighty fine, baby
I'm pretty sure you're gonna knock 'em dead
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 04:05 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2017 04:05 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: Aegon Targ nee Jon Snow at August 30, 2017 04:05 PM (+7/1f)
They are our miserable ex. Someones got to do it.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2017 04:05 PM (/tuJf)
And should I pull the trigger and order this?
http://www.e2046.com/p/19194
Will check after I get home from work.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 04:05 PM (VPhy/)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 30, 2017 04:06 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: kallisto at August 30, 2017 03:59 PM (n6gcM)
And then Donald Trump retweets it, causing the world to explode.
Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2017 04:06 PM (hvf9s)
Gives us a place to send our excess personal income and earned wealth.
Otherwise, it would just lay around in our checking accounts and savings accounts.
Bless them for providing this service.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 04:06 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Meremortal at August 30, 2017 04:06 PM (3myMJ)
http://www.e2046.com/p/19194
Will check after I get home from work.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 30, 2017 04:05 PM (VPhy/)
Daaaaaayum.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:07 PM (0mRoj)
agreed. What cannot go on, will not.
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2017 04:07 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 30, 2017 04:07 PM (ihmYw)
Posted by: IP at August 30, 2017 04:07 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 03:51 PM (/qEW2)
Hey now, I'm only volunteering to rescue one refugee. Y'all can arrange to import your own. Well... maybe two refugees since we're on the subject of sister-humping.
I'll provide for them, care for them, clothe them, feed them and shelter them out of my own pocket. No welfare involved at all. (As a bonus, they're not used to eating much so upkeep should be relatively cheap) I'm reliably informed by the hand-lettered signs on the highway medians that they can make $1,000 a week in the exciting world of direct marketing, so they'll have a trade while I'm at my regular job.
Posted by: Semper Why at August 30, 2017 04:07 PM (L8TEz)
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 30, 2017 04:07 PM (9y3T6)
Mooch never went to disaster sites. Couldn't be bothered.
She had to be on vacay with the ill behaved crumb cruncher spawn or in DC with them.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at August 30, 2017 04:07 PM (kXoT0)
"Let's unpack" = let's spend an excessive amount of time over analyzing something. Also a signal for me to stop listening, thankfully.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2017 03:50 PM (HId5C)
Guarantee you that more people got enjoyment reading MWR unpacking it than anything you've posted in the last month.
Posted by: buzzion
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That's gonna leave a mark . . .
Posted by: zombie Chris Farley at August 30, 2017 04:07 PM (6RdlN)
http://www.e2046.com/p/19194
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Not really safe for work. God, I hope they don't check my internet activity....
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 30, 2017 04:07 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2017 04:07 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Strawberry Shortcake Guy at August 30, 2017 04:08 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2017 04:07 PM (8rNrN)
That quote was either Abe Lincoln or Ned Stark.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 04:08 PM (Mouru)
Lots of PC atheist/anarchist haters at Politico, or Democrats demanding billions for "relief" so they can pilfer it. (as in Sandy/Katrina)
These parasites clearly live in the PC swamps of hatred, which have poisoned the universities and NY/DC elite cocktail parties.
In the meantime, Ryan/Tillerson and Gary Cohn all love them some antifa 'freedom fighters" and publicly trash Trump. The globalist plan to destroy us from within seems to be on course. After the SL fiasco some 1000 crooks were convicted.
After TARP and findings of major crimes, no banker even gets charged. They own the place still, yet they are loved by arses like Politico haters. Sad sad ... funding for wall? No way.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 30, 2017 04:09 PM (veVl1)
incorrect. He clearly never bothered to look up any information about
Houston's population (and who they voted for) before deciding to slap at
them.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 30, 2017 03:58 PM (rp9xB)
This is not surprising, and fairly common. To coastal "elite" lefties, anything west of Manhattan or east of the LA city limits is the "rest of the country" and any nuance outside of that is completely meaningless to them.
This is the old joke that isn't really a joke at all. They truly think this way.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 30, 2017 04:09 PM (UfYsr)
I said a lot of shit about New Orleans and Katrina though mostly as a counter punch to their insane conspiracy theories and blame game:
It's a war so you have to fight smart. I say encourage them to do more of this. It ain't helping them.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 04:09 PM (DT2/W)
Parasites..
Posted by: kraken at August 30, 2017 04:09 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2017 04:07 PM (8rNrN)
That quote was either Abe Lincoln or Ned Stark.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 04:08 PM (Mouru)
Four score and seven years ago, winter was coming.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:09 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at August 30, 2017 04:09 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: Benji Carver
Ted Rall has been around for a while. Remember him?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 04:10 PM (/qEW2)
http://www.e2046.com/p/19194
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Not really safe for work. God, I hope they don't check my internet activity....
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 30, 2017 04:07 PM (vg8iE)
My work filters blocked it. Of course, AoS gets blocked too when you people get out of hand.
Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2017 04:10 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2017 04:07 PM (8rNrN)
That quote was either Abe Lincoln or Ned Stark.
Posted by: Cicero"
Little known fact that Abe's last word were "Winter is coming."
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 30, 2017 04:10 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 04:10 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 30, 2017 04:10 PM (9y3T6)
Trump went down to Louisiana during the campaign when they were hit by flooding too.Barky and Cliton were no shows
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 30, 2017 04:10 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Benji Carver
Ted Rall has been around for a while. Remember him?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 04:10 PM (/qEW2)
Unfortunately I do remember that giant flapping anus.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:10 PM (0mRoj)
Assembly Required,
Painting Required,
No Instruction Provided. Parts List Only.
______
That would mean I would have to be, gasp, ... artistic?
Posted by: IP at August 30, 2017 04:11 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: ace at August 30, 2017 04:07 PM (8rNrN)
That quote was either Abe Lincoln or Ned Stark.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 30, 2017 04:08 PM (Mouru)
Four score and seven years ago, winter was coming.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:09 PM (0mRoj)
Oh, winter came alright. About 8" of Snow, IYKWIM
Posted by: Jon Snow at August 30, 2017 04:11 PM (7HtZB)
No one send Slate pics like this, it will destroy them:
http://i.___ur.com/Rdg7Y4K.jpg
http://i.___ur.com/K8s8w1y.jpg
https://i.redd.it/a8zsjap9cwiz.jpg
Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2017 04:11 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 30, 2017 04:10 PM (OD2ni)
I thought it was "I need to sit through the third act like I need another hole in my head."
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 04:11 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2017 04:11 PM (/tuJf)
I wonder what the numbers are
How many citizens were rescued by other citizens
Im proud of Houston
These people bitching? Pathetic
Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2017 04:11 PM (8tl2F)
And the Media Screamed 'He Called a Fat Girl Fat and Grabbed a Mish!'
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 04:12 PM (VFXtA)
Ted Rall has been around for a while. Remember him?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 04:10 PM (/qEW2)
Unfortunately I do remember that giant flapping anus.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:10 PM (0mRoj)
That is an insult to giant flapping anuses!
Posted by: Hope Solo at August 30, 2017 04:12 PM (7HtZB)
a percentage of her DNA is Moroccan.
Her lilly white red headed self is planning on having fun with that the next time someone says "As a person of color, I..."
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 04:12 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Benji Carver
Ted Rall has been around for a while. Remember him?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear"
I had the good fortune of forgetting about that asshole. Another one. None of 'em worthy to be mentioned in the same breath as Charles Schulz or Gary Larson.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 30, 2017 04:12 PM (OD2ni)
Trump went down to Louisiana during the campaign when they were hit by flooding too.Barky and Cliton were no shows
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 30, 2017 04:10 PM (lKyWE)
Didn't they show up after Trump?
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 04:12 PM (cAnNx)
I'm too lazy to go find it but there was a cartoon after I think a flood that had people on the roof of a house and yay Jesus saved us and I'm here from FEMA ma'am.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 30, 2017 04:12 PM (mf5HN)
Thanks. Want to split a can of beans? Let me fire up the hotplate.
Posted by: Ted Rall at August 30, 2017 04:12 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:10 PM (0mRoj)
Speaking of anuses, it was John McCain's birthday yesterday. Marco Rubio wished him a happy birthday on Twitter. I refrained from telling them both to surf to Hell on a boogie board made of propane and fire. I'm proud of myself.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at August 30, 2017 04:13 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2017 04:11 PM (/tuJf)
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No no no. I'm pretty sure it was his brother, Frank N.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2017 04:13 PM (r5kEv)
HOLD ON, LET ME CALL COLIN KAPERNICK
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger
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*golf clap*
Sheesh. I hate having to clap for you.
Posted by: simplemind at August 30, 2017 04:13 PM (8hBci)
Herbert Stein. Really.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2017 04:11 PM (/tuJf)
The Jooz have taken all the famous quotes! Will their greed never be satisfied?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:13 PM (0mRoj)
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If there's one thing Trump knows in his bones, it's PR.
Not trying to criticize. I think he's is basically a good dude. But GWB was also basically a good dude, and he got killed over the response to Katrina. No way Trump was going to let that happen to him.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 30, 2017 04:13 PM (10LGw)
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2017 04:13 PM (r5kEv)
Frank N. Furter?
Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 30, 2017 04:13 PM (UfYsr)
By God that's gonna be fun.
Almost as much fun will be watching my Beloved Crimson Tide squash Fresno State in Tuscaloosa on 9/9.
Rumor has it we'll suit up the Gatorade Guys, the cheerleaders (the girls, not the guys) and several of the concession people too.
Glorious People's Republic of Kaleefornikate won't play any team from any state that didn't cave to their insane Bathroom Diktat in the future. Good luck with your budgets.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2017 04:14 PM (bIwZ6)
The guy in the basket is reminiscent of the guy in the 'Hanker for a Hunk of Cheese' commercials.
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2017 04:14 PM (VFXtA)
Posted by: Dany the NephewF*cker at August 30, 2017 04:14 PM (fSiAi)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2017 04:14 PM (8tl2F)
Jesus saves! But Juan scores on the rebound.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2017 04:14 PM (T2Zv1)
331 Has anyone discussed that, on top of everything else, this cartoon is very close to being plagiarized?
I'm too lazy to go find it but there was a cartoon after I think a flood that had people on the roof of a house and yay Jesus saved us and I'm here from FEMA ma'am.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 30, 2017 04:12 PM (mf5HN)
Nothing new under the sun.
Wouldn't be surprised if its the same cartoonist either. Not as if most of what they draw is original anyways.
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 04:14 PM (cAnNx)
Didn't they show up after Trump?
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 04:12 PM (cAnNx)
Obama might have but cankles never bothered.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 30, 2017 04:14 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Daenerys at August 30, 2017 04:14 PM (OD2ni)
Think I'll reserve judgment on the President's tax plan until I find out what type of shoes FLOTUS is wearing
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 30, 2017 04:14 PM (r5KeJ)
BLM and Antifa not sending their blackshirts to help displaced flood victims in TX (including blacks and latinos), even just to virtue signal they care, says volumes about their actual goals.
Posted by: LizLem
Helping people is not in their job description. HR checked twice to make sure. We're hiring!
Posted by: Soros Inc. at August 30, 2017 04:15 PM (0ecq3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 04:15 PM (iVOAv)
Guarantee you that more people got enjoyment reading MWR unpacking it than anything you've posted in the last month.
Posted by: buzzion
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Thing is he's continually mocking people for being concerned about things like dishonest media propaganda and governments colluding with thugs to destroy monuments. The implication being that he doesn't think these things are important.
In that case, I'd like to know, what does he think is important?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 04:15 PM (/qEW2)
"The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword" was sadly left out of the Gettysburg Address at the last minute.
Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2017 04:15 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 04:15 PM (iVOAv)
343 I'm too lazy to go find it but there was a cartoon after I think a flood that had people on the roof of a house and yay Jesus saved us and I'm here from FEMA ma'am.
Jesus saves! But Juan scores on the rebound.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2017 04:14 PM (T2Zv1)
Jesus saves. All others take D15 damage and -2 to Will.
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 04:16 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: kraken at August 30, 2017 04:16 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Pigeon at August 30, 2017 04:17 PM (VFXtA)
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I thought I saw where BLM was voluntarily putting their lives in danger to move big screen TVs and other high end electronics to higher ground away from flooded areas.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 30, 2017 04:17 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 30, 2017 03:31 PM (OD2ni)
I don't think Kinsley is working for anyone these days. He's got Parkinson's real bad.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 04:17 PM (bjWNl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 04:17 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Ned Flanders at August 30, 2017 04:17 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at August 30, 2017 04:13 PM (4df7R)
You showed near-heroic restraint my dear.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:17 PM (0mRoj)
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Yeah, I'm not so keen on being "united" with "psychotic liberals."
However, if united means "we'll no longer spit on you and assault you," maybe I can get on board.
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 04:17 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: second pidgeon at August 30, 2017 04:18 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 30, 2017 04:10 PM (lKyWE)
I remember that distinctly, including seeing Candidate Trump climbing down the steps of a flooded house wearing rubber boots and khaki's and standing at the back of a truck helping to unload it of care packages.
It was decried as a photo op. Despite the individuals there on the ground thanking him for coming.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 30, 2017 04:18 PM (/Qs0S)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 30, 2017 04:18 PM (fSiAi)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:18 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2017 04:18 PM (/tuJf)
Then we could all laugh, and chuckle about how inclusive the artist's work is.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 04:18 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 30, 2017 04:17 PM (m9X4Y)
Videos at ZeroHedge.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 30, 2017 04:18 PM (9y3T6)
Posted by: goon at August 30, 2017 04:18 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 04:19 PM (fmAJ4)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2017 04:19 PM (8tl2F)
Posted by: garrett
IIRC, that was a PSA, not a commercial.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 04:19 PM (/qEW2)
Think I'll reserve judgment on the President's tax plan until I find out what
type of shoes FLOTUS is wearing
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 30, 2017 04:14 PM (r5KeJ)
And it's funny how many idiots on Twitter think this is really Sean Spicer.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 04:19 PM (bjWNl)
Think there was a thread back in the day about Charles Schulz being a dick in real life.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2017 04:19 PM (HId5C)
Posted by: Shep! at August 30, 2017 04:19 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 04:17 PM (iVOAv)
She would be drowning him to free herself from patriarchal oppression.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:19 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 107: the whole thing, at August 30, 2017 03:23 PM (lwiT4)
Quite likely.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 04:19 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Ralph at August 30, 2017 04:20 PM (/aeD7)
Time for Timer!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 30, 2017 04:20 PM (HId5C)
Posted by: kraken at August 30, 2017 04:20 PM (zSVEm)
white people helping white people
Male carrying female cisgender stereotype reinforcing
That's all I can come up with. Check your privilege horde . . .
Posted by: simplemind at August 30, 2017 04:20 PM (jXYPN)
I said a lot of shit about New Orleans and Katrina though mostly as a counter punch......
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 30, 2017 04:09 PM (DT2/W)
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You may have said stuff privately or on a blog like this.
But did you use a mainstream media platform to trash Katrina victims publicly while they were still in mortal danger?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 30, 2017 04:20 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2017 04:20 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 30, 2017 04:18 PM (/Qs0S)
I forgot about that..
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 04:20 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Roy at August 30, 2017 04:20 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2017 04:20 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Hope Solo at August 30, 2017 04:21 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 30, 2017 04:21 PM (dZ756)
Wonder why you never heard about those qualifications of the "most qualified" person EVAH to be president?
Posted by: Ralph at August 30, 2017 04:21 PM (/aeD7)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2017 04:14 PM (T2Zv1)
Jesus saves. All others take D15 damage and -2 to Will.
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 04:16 PM (cAnNx)
Jesus saves. But Moses invests.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 04:21 PM (bjWNl)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader"
I am sorry to hear about that. He seemed to be the first of the wimpy beta male libs that now are all over TV (e.g. Chris Hayes).
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 30, 2017 04:22 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: IP at August 30, 2017 04:22 PM (UmSfZ)
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I have video of it.
Wanna watch it together??
Posted by: Shep! at August 30, 2017 04:22 PM (vg8iE)
Sadly, last year our squish Ole Miss administrators banned the playing of "Dixie" after touchdowns. Just think of the triggering. Nevertheless, Hottie Toddie will be out in full force and effect - in a sea of red.
Posted by: Haley's Buttery Bicsuit at August 30, 2017 04:22 PM (Skx5n)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 04:21 PM (bjWNl)
Invest? Dude, it's a pyramid scheme.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:22 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: shibumi at August 30, 2017 04:17 PM (aT+Bx)
I'm ok with them all going back to their blue cities and states and living out their lives quietly while the grownups try to fix this mess.
Anything short of that is war.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 30, 2017 04:22 PM (9y3T6)
Posted by: kraken at August 30, 2017 04:20 PM (zSVEm)
I'm reading his book where he talks about his start in cartoons, and has images of his early work and sketch ideas of various comics. He is a very missed national treasure.
Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2017 04:22 PM (hvf9s)
There are countless examples of good men saving people here
Literally
Nobody cares what the media thinks
Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2017 04:22 PM (8tl2F)
But secessionists only. Uh huh. Sure.
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 30, 2017 04:22 PM (fmAJ4)
Think I'll reserve judgment on the President's tax plan until I find out what type of shoes FLOTUS is wearing
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 30, 2017 04:14 PM (r5KeJ)
Why wait? Why not go out on a limb now and start ripping the plan because Melania wears $2500 jackets that are loaned to her from designers? It only shows how out of touch she is with real Americans. Trump can't possible be wanting to give tax cuts to middle Americans, just his rich buddies so their wives can buy $10,000 dresses.
The above will be posted , I guarantee , in some manner by tomorrow by every leftists dolt out there.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 30, 2017 04:22 PM (/Qs0S)
Posted by: goon at August 30, 2017 04:23 PM (EaQ6/)
But did you use a mainstream media platform to trash Katrina victims publicly while they were still in mortal danger?"
Unfortunately, there were a fair number of them who were victims of a mindset much more than a hurricane.
Very reminiscent of that video of the guy and girl stuck on a stalled escalator, shouting for assistance.
An escalator.
Think about it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 30, 2017 04:23 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: goon at August 30, 2017 04:18 PM (EaQ6/)
I'm assuming the Horde has seen the clip of the guy who is sharing what is obviously Skyy vodka with the people on the boat, what with it being that blue bottle and the large size at that and he's pouring it into a shot glass and the bubbleheaded bleach blonde reporterette is voicing over and oh no, look at that they are forced to share water out of a bottle cap.
No. No, they are not.
http://bit.ly/2vKFiIc
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 30, 2017 04:23 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2017 04:14 PM (T2Zv1)
Jesus saves. All others take D15 damage and -2 to Will.
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 04:16 PM (cAnNx)
Jesus saves. But Moses invests.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 04:21 PM (bjWNl)
A popular bumper sticker in Philadelphia in the 1970s - "Only The Lord Saves More Than Bernie Parent."
Posted by: Hope Solo at August 30, 2017 04:23 PM (7HtZB)
FYI: the second picture is at least TWO problematics because :
white people helping white people
Male carrying female cisgender stereotype reinforcing
That's all I can come up with. Check your privilege horde . . .
Posted by: simplemind at August 30, 2017 04:20 PM (jXYPN)
Also BLACK socks on the woman. Clearly she must be British.
Posted by: Ralph at August 30, 2017 04:23 PM (/aeD7)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2017 04:23 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: kallisto at August 30, 2017 04:23 PM (n6gcM)
Posted by: josephistan at August 30, 2017 04:23 PM (7HtZB)
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I thought I saw where BLM was voluntarily putting their lives in danger to move big screen TVs and other high end electronics to higher ground away from flooded areas.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 30, 2017 04:17 PM
Could you imagine!!!???
It would be epic!
Blackshirts and masked guys hauling TVs and stereos around in the flood waters?
Ha!!!
It would be like opening day for deer season while Bubba and Skooter, and their cousin Booger sit in the bass boats and pick them off.
Hilarious!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2017 04:23 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: WaPo writer at August 30, 2017 04:24 PM (/aeD7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 04:24 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 04:24 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 04:10 PM (/qEW2)
There are so many surly, no-talent progressive hacks buzzing around like flies on a corpse that I have a hard time keeping track of them.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 04:24 PM (bjWNl)
During the same time the original of the one quoted here.
Jesus Saves. Esposito picks up the rebound and scores!
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2017 04:25 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Insomniac"
I thought Mr. Moo Moo had some interesting takes on many subjects. It just seemed he would turn extremely nasty and personal whenever the subject was religion or abortion.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 30, 2017 04:25 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 30, 2017 04:25 PM (rjrh3)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:25 PM (0mRoj)
Although, thinking about it, Politico or Slate pansies might be more likely to have met a Coastie, rather than someone who was in the Army or Marine Corps. Yachting, you know. Not Our Sort, Dear.
Posted by: Monty James at August 30, 2017 04:25 PM (gKOMX)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 30, 2017 04:26 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 04:26 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: kraken at August 30, 2017 04:26 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 30, 2017 04:27 PM (rjrh3)
I've never been more proud of my Country and of Texas my friends..
:::sniff:::
:::tear:::
Posted by: IP at August 30, 2017 04:27 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2017 04:26 PM (a0IVu)
Banned. I believe he self-immolated during the Great Primary Wars.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2017 04:27 PM (8tl2F)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 30, 2017 04:27 PM (O5Q3r)
professional and volunteer) political and religious positions.
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Yeah, we're not going to do that.
Posted by: The MSM at August 30, 2017 04:27 PM (aT+Bx)
I'm too lazy to go find it but there was a cartoon after I think a flood that had people on the roof of a house and yay Jesus saved us and I'm here from FEMA ma'am.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 30, 2017 04:12 PM (mf5HN)
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Well, it's a major theme --- our god Caesar is far greater than your silly Jehovah.
Straight out of Marx and Mussolini.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 30, 2017 04:27 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2017 04:28 PM (8tl2F)
https://youtu.be/PN2ZTpqr8sQ
This is a really great episode.
Random details that stuck out: There is a heavy correlation between these groups and hard drugs. Some get a dopamine boost from a state of total rage. A marxist, when he reaches the end of his twenties, typically will become either a professor or a drug dealer.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2017 04:28 PM (rnAwa)
Wow... moo moo... had not given him any thought in.. how long?? What was the manner of his departure??
Posted by: kraken at August 30, 2017 04:26 PM (zSVEm)
I am glad the asshole is gone.
Posted by: Palin Steele at August 30, 2017 04:28 PM (/aeD7)
Posted by: WaPo writer
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And dungarees, ee gad!
Posted by: george will at August 30, 2017 04:28 PM (50lXw)
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Didja see they have a Harvey charity where you don't have to worry about any of your money going to those damn dirty white people?
https://tinyurl.com/ybyzs56a
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 30, 2017 04:28 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 30, 2017 04:25 PM (rjrh3)
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You know what, I'll bet there are people of all faiths, and no faith at all, and all over the political spectrum, helping out there. I have to believe that most people will do what they can to help.
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2017 04:28 PM (r5kEv)
http://tinyurl.com/yd86xx6e
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2017 04:29 PM (iVOAv)
339 September 16 - The Ole Miss Rebels take on Cal at Berkeley.
By God that's gonna be fun.
Almost as much fun will be watching my Beloved Crimson Tide squash Fresno State in Tuscaloosa on 9/9.
Rumor has it we'll suit up the Gatorade Guys, the cheerleaders (the girls, not the guys) and several of the concession people too.
Glorious People's Republic of Kaleefornikate won't play any team from any state that didn't cave to their insane Bathroom Diktat in the future. Good luck with your budgets.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2017 04:14 PM (bIwZ6)
Just a side note, with the exception of the city of Fresno proper, you could transplant Fresno County into rural Texas with virtually no culture shock on either side. Even the accents would mesh pretty well.
Plus, Fresno County is one of the few counties in CA that's effectively Shall-Issue when it comes to CCW.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 30, 2017 04:29 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 30, 2017 04:29 PM (8tl2F)
Posted by: goon at August 30, 2017 04:29 PM (EaQ6/)
Awwww someone has obviously studied the Moron way!
Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2017 04:30 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 04:21 PM (bjWNl)
Invest? Dude, it's a pyramid scheme.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2017 04:22 PM (0mRoj)
Back in the early days of the internet, I read a proposal for restructuring church tithing along the lines of multi-level marketing. That is, if you went out and brought in new tithers, a portion of their tithe would be kicked back to you. So if you established a good 'downline', you'd get rich.
The guy obviously meant it as an anti-MLM parody, but it sounded so realistic, I was afraid someone might actually try it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 04:30 PM (bjWNl)
I thought Mr. Moo Moo had some interesting takes on many subjects. It just seemed he would turn extremely nasty and personal whenever the subject was religion or abortion.
Posted by: Benji Carver
He reminded me of Neal Boortz.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2017 04:30 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2017 04:31 PM (r5kEv)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 04:30 PM (bjWNl)
Surprised its not part of Scientology.
Posted by: buzzion at August 30, 2017 04:31 PM (cAnNx)
The guy obviously meant it as an anti-MLM parody, but it sounded so realistic, I was afraid someone might actually try it. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 30, 2017 04:30 PM (bjWNl)
*furiously scribbles down notes*
Posted by: Joel Osteen at August 30, 2017 04:32 PM (hvf9s)
OK, gig tonight, gotta go get ready.
Y'all try to behave.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 30, 2017 04:33 PM (bIwZ6)
Back atcha, sugartits.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at August 30, 2017 03:57 PM (4df7R)
Careful, Beth.
Calling BSG sugartits is the kind of thing that could morph into a HordeMeme.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 30, 2017 04:34 PM (gIRsn)
Slate: Promoting doggie and Greek style hurricane rescue.
Posted by: mercenary13 at August 30, 2017 04:34 PM (kTDFP)
Posted by: IP at August 30, 2017 04:22 PM
You people are giving me disturbing 70s TV flashbacks now.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2017 04:34 PM (p+Wdc)
How many citizens were rescued by other citizens
Im proud of Houston
These people bitching? Pathetic
Posted by: ThunderB
The thing is, Harvey so far has resulted in much fewer deaths than Sandy or Katrina. Texas seems to have done a good job in dealing with it. So whatever their conception of government and their attitude towards one another, it seems to work.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 30, 2017 04:35 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2017 04:28 PM (r5kEv)
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I don't disagree. I'm betting there are even some gays and illegals.
What I'm saying is that I bet you'd see a distinct trend in the majority.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 30, 2017 04:37 PM (rjrh3)
good dude. But GWB was also basically a good dude, and he got killed
over the response to Katrina. No way Trump was going to let that happen
to him.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 30, 2017 04:13 PM
He SKIPPED Houston. LOL. Went to Corpus and Austin. Gave all the power (and money) to Abbott. Screwed "Let'em drown for photos and my career" Turner. The mayor and city council held a very high profile and virtue signaling meeting this am. Too late Sylvester. No skim money on fed bucks for Houston's mayor.
Posted by: Lester at August 30, 2017 04:38 PM (LfJIn)
My mindthoughts are much too vast to be contained by your puny internet.
Posted by: Split With a Banana Guy at August 30, 2017 04:38 PM (398bZ)
"A few armed vessels, judiciously stationed at the entrances of our ports, might at a small expense be made useful sentinels of the laws."--Federalist Paper #12 (27 November 1787)
He didn't share this cartoonist's cartoonish contempt for the people:
"After all, Sir, we must submit to this idea, that the true principle of a republic is, that the people should choose whom they please to govern them."
That's why he argued the case for the Constitution in the newspapers. That's why he outlawed Obama's One-Man Treaty. And that's why he said this:
"The fabric of American empire ought to rest on the solid basis of THE CONSENT OF THE PEOPLE. The streams of national power ought to flow from that pure, original fountain of all legitimate authority."
They all bought $300 seats to watch "Hamilton"--and learned nothing.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 30, 2017 04:42 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: LizLem at August 30, 2017 04:43 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: kraken at August 30, 2017 04:26 PM (zSVEm)
I am glad the asshole is gone.
Posted by: Palin Steele at August 30, 2017 04:28 PM (/aeD7)
Werd!
Posted by: Hector at August 30, 2017 04:52 PM (QQ+il)
Disney. Worth $19 billion.
Any word yet on what George "did I tell you I heart the SPLC" Clooney donated?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 30, 2017 04:58 PM (rjrh3)
Besides, if we look closely, as the police and firefighters are overwhelmed (it's not for their lack of effort; let's face facts, their plates are overflowing), the REAL First Responders (I hate that term) are in fact the citizens, the victims of this disaster, who have turned to civil society for help. For examples, I point to all sorts of organizations, and informal gatherings like the Cajun Navy and the Texas Navy. And just plain old neighbors helping neighbors.
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