Arrested Antfia Screams for Xer Service Dog While Cursing Police as "Pigs"

Xe needs xer service dog.

Content warning for some salty language directed to the cops.


Thanks to Comrade Arthur.

More: Apparently the cops banned face masks, eggs, etc. from the protest -- as well as dogs. Have dogs been used as attack animals previously? Maybe so if the cops bothered to ban them.

Anyway, the left is whining that she was arrested just for bringing a dog, not noting that dogs were specifically banned.

And we're not sure the dog was a service dog.

Posted by: Ace at 12:12 PM




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1 Comedy gold! How they howl when the shoe is on the other foot!

Posted by: Francis Porretto at August 29, 2017 12:13 PM (mj4NC)

2 /points and laughs

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 29, 2017 12:13 PM (AM1GF)

3 My respect and admiration of Augusto Pinochet grows every day.

Posted by: V the K at August 29, 2017 12:14 PM (O7MnT)

4 yoo hoo!

Posted by: Helen Thomas Ugly at August 29, 2017 12:14 PM (Xv4bF)

5 Wow! They're just like the guys at Omaha Beach!

Posted by: tu3031 at August 29, 2017 12:14 PM (O5Q3r)

6 The cops probably shot it.

Posted by: JSchuler at August 29, 2017 12:14 PM (YsGL+)

7 Dumb should hurt.

Posted by: lowfibass at August 29, 2017 12:15 PM (BrqlK)

8 Here's some mugshots of the Antifa thugs arrested in Berzerkely.

http://tinyurl.com/ya6m7a8g

Posted by: V the K at August 29, 2017 12:16 PM (O7MnT)

9 "Fucking" service animal?!

I didn't sign up for that shit, you psycho.

Posted by: Service Animal at August 29, 2017 12:16 PM (8b+oT)

10 Should've administer a truncheon and some pepper spray to xe.

Posted by: budman at August 29, 2017 12:16 PM (0HPR8)

11 I don't believe they've thought this whole 'war' thing through.

I'm guessing their tune is going to change once they realize there are no safe spaces in combat and the police they've been denigrating won't be there to make sure they win anymore.

Posted by: squinja at August 29, 2017 12:16 PM (7g5xY)

12 The whole "service animal" charade pisses me off to no end. It's like adults walking around with their "blankey".


I guess we're lucky these people aren't breeding and instead pretend their dogs are their kids.

Posted by: Maritime at August 29, 2017 12:16 PM (G/kZc)

13 Ruh-Roh!

Posted by: Astro at August 29, 2017 12:17 PM (9oWeQ)

14 Oh the poor dog, having to service her... oh wait that came out wrong didn't it?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:17 PM (8uMxZ)

15 These people are crazy. This really is a battle between the sane and the batshit crazy.

Posted by: DanInMN at August 29, 2017 12:17 PM (OeQ/D)

16 She won't get a service dog in prison.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 12:18 PM (T2Zv1)

17 If they gave her the dog, she'd carry on about needing a jar of Jiff.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:18 PM (9oWeQ)

18 14 Oh the poor dog, having to service her... oh wait that came out wrong didn't it?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:17 PM (8uMxZ)

At least my owner Dana is kinda hot.

Posted by: Jasper at August 29, 2017 12:18 PM (0mRoj)

19 Xe needs xer service dog.


That's xog.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:18 PM (Enq6K)

20 I guess she still had the peanut butter on her person.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 29, 2017 12:18 PM (vg8iE)

21 And what is it with Xir's Joo-Janta 2000 Peril Sensitive Sunglasses?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:18 PM (8uMxZ)

22 Strict no pets policy, sorry.

Ask about our free drinks though.

Posted by: L-188 Loadmasters Association at August 29, 2017 12:19 PM (CTi/U)

23 I'm your new service animal.

Posted by: Wilbur is pissed at August 29, 2017 12:19 PM (326rv)

24
I do believe she really was calling for her "domestic partner".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2017 12:19 PM (pNxlR)

25 Use the Taser! The Taser!!!

Posted by: Beavis at August 29, 2017 12:19 PM (eAZVt)

26 Salty language? Here? Well fuck me running.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 12:19 PM (0mRoj)

27 She won't get a service dog in prison.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 12:18 PM (T2Zv1)

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She'll get serviced by a dog in prison no doubt.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 29, 2017 12:19 PM (vg8iE)

28 You know who else had service animals...

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:19 PM (9oWeQ)

29 I've got her fucking service animal right here.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 29, 2017 12:20 PM (pvjTE)

30 What the hell did I just watch? My corneas melted and I'm deaf.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2017 12:20 PM (A7DN1)

31 Never bring a dog to a rumble.

Posted by: socratease at August 29, 2017 12:20 PM (2GbWn)

32 Help meeeee!

Posted by: service dog at August 29, 2017 12:20 PM (PY9jH)

33 Most "service dogs" are nothing of the sort.

It's a scam for selfish people to drag their animals around with them wherever they go, regardless of situation or hygiene.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2017 12:20 PM (X6fMO)

34 My corneas melted and I'm deaf.
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At least being blind you won't have to see the travesty that is closed captioning.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 29, 2017 12:20 PM (vg8iE)

35 You know, if you could housebreak the guy, Ace would make a good Service Animal.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:20 PM (9oWeQ)

36 Her service dog apparently brings her mass quantities of fast food.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:21 PM (Enq6K)

37 Antifa seems to have a strong lesbian component to it. Maybe red panty rioter is a "chick".

Posted by: Dang at August 29, 2017 12:21 PM (8b+oT)

38 Oh the poor dog, having to service her... oh wait that came out wrong didn't it?

Pray for me.

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at August 29, 2017 12:21 PM (bIwZ6)

39 What service does "her" animal provide?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2017 12:21 PM (IqV8l)

40 Ann Barnhardt repeatedly points out that Antifa actively recruits the mentally ill and the not-so-smart.

Tell a schizophrenic enough times that someone is his enemy= dead innocent bystanders.

Posted by: Sal at August 29, 2017 12:21 PM (hA4a+)

41
Posted by: L-188 Loadmasters Association at August 29, 2017 12:19 PM (CTi/U)


Well done! * golf clap *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2017 12:21 PM (pNxlR)

42 Does she need the "service animal" because she's hungry?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2017 12:21 PM (A7DN1)

43 Wait...f*^$ing service animal?? What's this thing into??

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 29, 2017 12:21 PM (ty7RM)

44 She'll get serviced by a dog in prison no doubt.
Posted by: bicentennialguy




She'll be somebody's bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 12:21 PM (T2Zv1)

45 She won't get a service dog in prison.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 12:18 PM (T2Zv1)

She will be someones bitch though.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 29, 2017 12:22 PM (r5KeJ)

46 She (it?) is wearing a shirt with a depiction of a big cat and the words "Oakland" and "1966".

This is an allusion to the founding of the Black Panther Movement.

Most ordinary citizens even in the SF Bay Area wouldn't necessarily pick up on the message, to include the bien-pensant Whole Foods yuppie liberals, but the code is instantly decipherable by fellow travelers in the violent revolutionary left.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2017 12:22 PM (ujwCG)

47 "I NEED MY F**KING SERVICE ANIMAL!!!!"

FFS, save that poor dog from this beast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:22 PM (PY9jH)

48 When asked how he thought his human had been treated, the dog responded: "Rough!".

Posted by: CNN at August 29, 2017 12:22 PM (+INtM)

49 Bitch please. I have standards.

Posted by: Cujo at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (326rv)

50 Why is it "xer" and not "xis"?

Posted by: RKae at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (4Xfb/)

51 MPPPP, yep.

Happened this week where I work. Lady goes into the restroom with her service dog. Said service dog is a Chihuahua. Said service dog did his business on the bathroom floor.

The maintenance lady who had to clean that mess was not happy.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (8uMxZ)

52 This folks, is the "opposition".

I'm sure it appeals to a broad cross section of the electorate- don't you?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (A7DN1)

53 Oh the poor dog, having to service her... oh wait that came out wrong didn't it?

Pray for me.
Posted by: Toby the Beagle



Run Toby! Run!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (T2Zv1)

54 Her apartment probably has a year's worth of peanut butter in the pantry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (PY9jH)

55 Way to sweet talk the cops to get what you want.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (SRKgf)

56 Wait, you mean the Berkeley PD actually arrested a Leftist? Wow, will wonders never cease.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (VWp7G)

57 In other news, some service dog in Berkeley had its best day ever.

Posted by: red speck at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (6Krd7)

58 Wait.... if the Cops are Pigs...

And they are serving the community...

Does that not, by definition.... make them 'Service Animals'?

I'd say she got a couple of them right there already...

Posted by: Don Quixote, Philosophizer and MetaPhyisician at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (NgKpN)

59 "Service Dog" or "Therapy Dog for the Emotionally Effed Up?"

There's a difference.

/"but officer, I get anxious if Muffy isn't with me at all times!"

Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (aT+Bx)

60 Here's some mugshots of the Antifa thugs arrested in Berzerkely.

http://tinyurl.com/ya6m7a8g
Posted by: V the K at August 29, 2017 12:16 PM (O7MnT)
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They seem nice.

Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (UoSKV)

61 Fuck it, I give up. Why did I even bother writing my book?

Posted by: Dale Carnegie at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (SRKgf)

62 Wow, listen to that voice.

She is truly a very large toddler throwing a tantrum.

Posted by: JPS at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (47JQd)

63 This folks, is the "opposition".

I'm sure it appeals to a broad cross section of the electorate- don't you?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (A7DN1)


They're loving it in Peoria.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (Enq6K)

64 Ann Barnhardt repeatedly points out that Antifa actively recruits the mentally ill and the not-so-smart.

One of those two dudes Veritas got busted, (Creamer?) said they actively sought the homeless and mentally ill to agitate at Trump rallies. Soros is crafty: knows they don't ask for much money on bennies.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (ty7RM)

65 She (it?) is wearing a shirt with a depiction of a big cat and the words "Oakland" and "1966".

This is an allusion to the founding of the Black Panther Movement.

Most ordinary citizens even in the SF Bay Area wouldn't necessarily pick up on the message, to include the bien-pensant Whole Foods yuppie liberals, but the code is instantly decipherable by fellow travelers in the violent revolutionary left.
Posted by: torquewrench

Thanks for the targeting update

Posted by: L-188 Loadmasters Association at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (CTi/U)

66 You know, if she had just kept the critter on a leash and held on to one end of the leash with one of her hands she'd know exactly where her fucking service animal is.

It would be where it belongs, outside the melee, which would also be an improvement for her. And the melee.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (gIRsn)

67 Xe is so brave. And so beautiful.

(But only in the non-gender specific use of the word.)

Posted by: T at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (Vgw1E)

68 Her "Oakland 1966" shirt is referencing the founding of the black panther party. The resistance just ain't what it used to be, eh?

Posted by: Dang at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (8b+oT)

69
Fuck it, I give up. Why did I even bother writing my book?
----

Dude, you went in the wrong direction with your advice.

Posted by: Machiavelli at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (aT+Bx)

70 15 These people are crazy. This really is a battle between the sane and the batshit crazy.
Posted by: DanInMN at August 29, 2017 12:17 PM (OeQ/D)

It really is. These people have gone completely around the bend. Doesn't make them less dangerous, but they are totally bugfuck nuts.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (0mRoj)

71 I thought she was the service animal.

Some people wonder why they wear masks. Wonder no more.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (A7DN1)

72 Can you imagine being a cop in Berkeley?

Posted by: Trouser Trout in a Barrel at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (Gvprl)

73 They seem nice.

Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (UoSKV)



No one said evolution was gonna be pretty.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (SRKgf)

74 time to nuke berkely from space. twice. just to be sure. give any survivors free helicopter rides. without doors.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (KP5rU)

75
She won't get a service dog in prison.

How much time did it spend in jail?
One hour maybe?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (IqV8l)

76 This is what we're up against, in part. Don't forget these communist street thugs enjoy wide political support from the local governments in their areas of operation, and have a fully committed ally in the press, which describes their targets as neo-nazis, white nationalists, and alt-rightists. We're not shed of them easily.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (fA1SL)

77 Wait the Berkeley police arrested a lefty. Are they allowed to do that?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (493sH)

78 Annnndddddd, these are your communist revolutionaries, democrats. Still throwing in with them? Yeah, thought you would.

Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (wZuWv)

79
It should get a service animal; a rabid badger.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (bML9A)

80 My respect and admiration of Augusto Pinochet grows every day.

For some reason I read this in the manner of a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon, with Hobbes refusing to let down the ladder for the G.R.O.S.s. clubhouse.

"Tigers are nimble and light on their toes. My RE-SPECT for tigers CONTINUALLY grows"
"You're not doing the dance."

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (HtLSE)

81
She is truly a very large toddler throwing a tantrum


TrigglyPuff's cousin.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (pNxlR)

82 Some Service Animals are More Equal than others.

Posted by: Jasper at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (9oWeQ)

83 She looks like a crazy cat lesbian.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (dmAeF)

84 Fat, ugly, insane, and dependent on a service animal is no way to go through life snowflake.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 29, 2017 12:26 PM (O5Q3r)

85 How much time did it spend in jail?
One hour maybe?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr



IF she eventually goes.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 12:26 PM (T2Zv1)

86 Two conservatives who were attacked in Berkeley told Martha McCallum last night that Antifa was recruiting violent gangs in Oakland.

And they were stationing thugs in the area to report on the movements of the conservatives as they were trying to leave.

THIS is why you need to be able to legally carry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:26 PM (PY9jH)

87 No one said evolution was gonna be pretty.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (SRKgf)
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To be fair, most of them haven't finished evolving yet.

Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2017 12:26 PM (UoSKV)

88 Fuck it, I give up. Why did I even bother writing my book?
Posted by: Dale Carnegie at August 29, 2017 12:23
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You think you have problems?

I wrote fiction. My books are now instruction manuals.

Posted by: George Orwell at August 29, 2017 12:26 PM (aT+Bx)

89 Wait. Did she say her "service animal" was a pig?

Or did I get that wrong?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2017 12:26 PM (A7DN1)

90 81
She is truly a very large toddler throwing a tantrum

TrigglyPuff's cousin.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (pNxlR)

I believe you have assumed xer's preferred pronoun, citizen. You will be escorted to the Ministry of Justice for correction and reprogramming.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 12:26 PM (0mRoj)

91 The whole "service animal" charade pisses me off to no end. It's like adults walking around with their "blankey".
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Exactly. One of our dogs went through three classes and about a year of on-the-job training to become an official certified therapy dog.


My sister went online and got a "certificate" for her Pomeranian, so she could take her into stores and on the airplane. Ticks me off bigly.

Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 12:27 PM (lwiT4)

92 She needs a service animal like a fish needs a bicycle

Posted by: Muldoon at August 29, 2017 12:27 PM (wPiJc)

93 There is no definition of what is a "service animal." That is, there is no required training or certification. They don't have to show any license or forms of proof.

They just grab their mutt and call it a "service animal." Some go so far as to slap a $20 vest they bought from Amazon on it that says "service animal."

It's getting out of hand.

Thanks to Lawyer's Employment Act or ADA.

Another law that never should have passed, was poorly drafted and ought to be subject to massive reform or repeal.

But the able-bodied will cry bloody murder if you made them walk an extra ten feet rather than park in front of the blue sign.


Posted by: RoyalOil at August 29, 2017 12:27 PM (oF/7l)

94 89 Wait. Did she say her "service animal" was a pig?

Or did I get that wrong?
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2017 12:26 PM (A7DN1)

She IS a pig.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 12:27 PM (0mRoj)

95 >>>16 She won't get a service dog in prison.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 12:18 PM (T2Zv1)

More likely she'll be the service dog, IYKWIM.

Posted by: T at August 29, 2017 12:27 PM (Vgw1E)

96 Service dog?

He was very tasty.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 29, 2017 12:27 PM (SRKgf)

97 Someone ought to point out to her that having a "service animal" really isn't far removed from chattel slavery, unless of course you consider humans intrinsically superior to animals, which those right-wing religious cretins do.

[ / leftist loon]

Posted by: JPS at August 29, 2017 12:27 PM (47JQd)

98 95 >>>16 She won't get a service dog in prison.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 12:18 PM (T2Zv1)

More likely she'll be the service dog, IYKWIM.
Posted by: T at August 29, 2017 12:27 PM (Vgw1E)

Hope she likes commissary peanut butter.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 12:27 PM (0mRoj)

99 Blind people can have service animals. Everyone else can have a pet.

Posted by: NCKate at August 29, 2017 12:28 PM (gBS4H)

100 I like the cut of her jib.

Posted by: Trigglypuff at August 29, 2017 12:28 PM (m/Gc2)

101
I need my fooking service enema?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2017 12:28 PM (pNxlR)

102 Hey,it's not that bad.I get all the peanut butter I could ever want...
Toby the Beagle

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 12:28 PM (rmVvL)

103 She looks like a crazy cat lesbian.
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We disassociate ourselves with that type.

And, for the record, they hold us captive. We try to escape, but most of the time we're locked in a room. There's only so much we can do; we don't have opposable thumbs.

Posted by: cats at August 29, 2017 12:28 PM (aT+Bx)

104 Can I have a therian or otherkin as my service animal?

Posted by: RKae at August 29, 2017 12:28 PM (4Xfb/)

105 It would have been hilarious if her service animal was a pig...

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 12:28 PM (rmVvL)

106 Berkeley LEO's may want to consider hazmat suits.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (A7DN1)

107 99 Blind people can have service animals. Everyone else can have a pet.
Posted by: NCKate at August 29, 2017 12:28 PM (gBS4H)

I'll make an exception for severely autistic kids and combat vets with PTSD.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (0mRoj)

108 I need my fucking surface animal!

Posted by: Rapey Dolphin at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (gIRsn)

109 Anyone want to take one for the team to dig through Zombie's photos to see if Xir is in any of them?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (8uMxZ)

110 What about her Spirit Animal?

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (9oWeQ)

111 A day without lesbians is like a day without that thing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (493sH)

112 Two conservatives who were attacked in Berkeley told Martha McCallum last night that Antifa was recruiting violent gangs in Oakland.


Lessee here ... white leftist punks with iPhones etc. recruit black gang punks from Oakland ... this has interesting possibilities.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (SRKgf)

113 I am trigglypuff!

Posted by: Spartacus at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (wPiJc)

114 Was she the only one arrested? I saw video of half a dozen masked thugs beating the crap out of a guy on the ground.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (PY9jH)

115 Meanwhile, hero of the Second Battle of Berkeley, Based Stickman, languishes in custody.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (fA1SL)

116 110 What about her Spirit Animal?
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (9oWeQ)

I wonder what that would be. Hyena maybe? Skunk?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (0mRoj)

117 THAT's your service animal?!

Posted by: Catherine The Great at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (2z74n)

118 "What were you arrested for?

"I was looking for my lost doggie, and they arrested me!"

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2017 12:30 PM (m9X4Y)

119 PDT and Melania on the ground in TX.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:30 PM (PY9jH)

120 Lessee here ... white leftist punks with iPhones etc. recruit black gang
punks from Oakland ... this has interesting possibilities.
--

Don't forget us!

Posted by: "Hispanic" Gangbangers at August 29, 2017 12:30 PM (aT+Bx)

121 Most "service dogs" are nothing of the sort.



It's a scam for selfish people to drag their animals around with them wherever they go, regardless of situation or hygiene.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2017 12:20 PM (X6fMO)
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Preach it! It's a scam! And it's going to make it impossible for genuine service dogs to do their jobs. People should have to show their disability papers at the door if they want to bring their binkys inside.

Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 12:30 PM (lwiT4)

122 "I want my service animal - and also my Subaru!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 29, 2017 12:30 PM (SRKgf)

123 We're gonna need a bigger paddy wagon.

Posted by: Sheriff Brody at August 29, 2017 12:30 PM (wPiJc)

124 119 PDT and Melania on the ground in TX.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:30 PM (PY9jH)

I want to be on the ground with Melania.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 12:31 PM (0mRoj)

125 109 Anyone want to take one for the team to dig through Zombie's photos to see if Xir is in any of them?


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (8uMxZ)


Nope....the team ain't that important.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:31 PM (Enq6K)

126 Trump has arrived in Corpus Christi.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:31 PM (Enq6K)

127 Otherkin?

Got in invite yesterday via FB for a Furry meet on Friday. Luckily I have to work and the meet place is a three hour drive one way. As if I want to hang with a bunch of Yiffing sniffers.

Android cat-grrls have standards! Right Uni?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:31 PM (8uMxZ)

128 I just don't understand how these cops keep it together and don't snap. With all the crap they have to put up with during their day to day jobs, and then have to turn around and try to control packs of astro-turfed crazies who are actively trying to get one to react...shit, I couldn't do it.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 29, 2017 12:31 PM (ty7RM)

129
Get on that pig and hold on tight.

https://youtu.be/5_sfnQDr1-o

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2017 12:32 PM (IqV8l)

130 Melania has her hair in a ponytail and is wearing a baseball cap. She looks casual and pretty.

Ben Carson is there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:32 PM (PY9jH)

131 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (8uMxZ)

Anna, I thought of you yesterday watching the storm track. I hope you are safe, dry and happy.

Thank you all for your thoughts these last few days. They have been "ruff." (Ha!)

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2017 12:32 PM (X6fMO)

132 I'll make an exception for severely autistic kids and combat vets with PTSD.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (0mRoj)
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Also people in wheelchairs. As I said - want a service dog? Show your disability papers.

Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 12:32 PM (lwiT4)

133 Trump has arrived in Corpus Christi.

I hope he addresses the Cajun Naval Fleet, too.

Posted by: Catherine The Great at August 29, 2017 12:32 PM (2z74n)

134 128 I just don't understand how these cops keep it together and don't snap. With all the crap they have to put up with during their day to day jobs, and then have to turn around and try to control packs of astro-turfed crazies who are actively trying to get one to react...shit, I couldn't do it.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 29, 2017 12:31 PM (ty7RM)

Except in Berkeley they've mostly been ordered to stand around and watch, not actually do anything.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 12:32 PM (0mRoj)

135 Melania has a ball cap on with 'FLOTUS' on it. LOL!

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:32 PM (Enq6K)

136 https://twitter.com/SteveRHardy/status/902198792950358016

LOL. We're not heathens, man.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 29, 2017 12:32 PM (wwL6Q)

137 112. You saw the film from C'ville. In addition to the commies, you had street gang members there, flying their colors, attacking protesters as the police stood by. The reds use criminals - they always have.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 29, 2017 12:32 PM (fA1SL)

138 Someone needs to find her Bozo Button. That'll calm her down.

Posted by: Ronald McDonald at August 29, 2017 12:32 PM (1jqSv)

139 >>Ben Carson is there.


They must be planning to host a Klan Rally or something.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:33 PM (9oWeQ)

140 PDT and Melania on the ground in TX.


******


Is she rocking the green rubber hip waders?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 29, 2017 12:33 PM (wPiJc)

141 Trump has arrived in Corpus Christi.
Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:31 PM (Enq6K)

And low and behold, Melania is wearing sneakers...She has a change on the Plane? Oh my what will the Left bitch about now, now that she took her heals off? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2017 12:33 PM (5y11N)

142 My service animal is a bald eagle with a gatling gun

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:33 PM (7HtZB)

143 She's wearing a crisp, white shirt. Looks great. I know she loves children, so it will be great if she gets to go to a shelter and be with a lot of kids.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:33 PM (PY9jH)

144 Apparently the cops banned face masks, eggs, etc. from the protest -- as well as dogs. Have dogs been used as attack animals previously? Maybe so if the cops bothered to ban them.


Worried the cops on the scene would see them and start shooting.

Posted by: buzzion at August 29, 2017 12:34 PM (cAnNx)

145 Ben Carson is there.
=====

He is going to really be under fire (more than the usual) with trying to find housing.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 29, 2017 12:34 PM (MIKMs)

146
CNN: President Trump arrives in Texas to view the damage that his racist hate created!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:34 PM (493sH)

147 Melania is wearing sneakers and a ball cap? Where can I see this? I suppose it will involve turning on the TV ....

Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 12:34 PM (lwiT4)

148 >>My service animal is a bald eagle with a gatling gun


Always wondered what my Spirit Animal's second job was.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:34 PM (9oWeQ)

149 PDT and Melania on the ground in TX.

-------

Is she wearing boots? And little else?

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:34 PM (7HtZB)

150 And low and behold, Melania is wearing
sneakers...She has a change on the Plane? Oh my what will the Left bitch
about now, now that she took her heals off? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2017 12:33 PM (5y11N)


I know! Who knew that a woman could change shoes on a plane?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:35 PM (PY9jH)

151 I notice she has a black panther on her shirt. My service animal is a little black cat who thinks he's a panther and would claw her eyes out.

Posted by: Pervy Grin at August 29, 2017 12:35 PM (t5SJk)

152 grammie, just look on Youtube. Fox is streaming live and Im sure other places are too.

Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2017 12:35 PM (UoSKV)

153 Was it a real dog, or just Kurt Eichenwald in a furry costume?

Posted by: wooga at August 29, 2017 12:35 PM (3I7wr)

154 MPPPP, in the Jackson area all we are getting is overcast and a bit of rain. IE Seattle weather.

Hope things are getting better for you.

Book Thread is dangerous to me for I get ideas. So now 2,200 words into Reaper Cat Six's story which was spun off the Space Marine Midwives thing Sunday.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:35 PM (8uMxZ)

155 PDT and Melania on the ground in TX.




Sheesh! Get a room!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 12:35 PM (T2Zv1)

156
Melania is wearing sneakers and a ball cap? Where can I see this? I suppose it will involve turning on the TV ....


Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 12:34 PM (lwiT4)


And her hair in a ponytail.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:35 PM (PY9jH)

157 And low and behold, Melania is wearing
sneakers...She has a change on the Plane? Oh my what will the Left bitch
about now, now that she took her heals off? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2017 12:33 PM (5y11N)
Hehehe...they will conveniently forget said earlier bitching.

Posted by: IC at August 29, 2017 12:36 PM (a0IVu)

158 Someone needs to find her Bozo Button. That'll calm her down.


I thought we had just decided that we weren't a team, as such, at least not one to take that kind of hit for.

"Jeder fuer sich und Gott fuer uns alle. Rette sich wer kann."

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 12:36 PM (gIRsn)

159 >>And her hair in a ponytail.



Those are convenient.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:36 PM (9oWeQ)

160 How many references will CNN have to Trump dumping the Paris accord during the reporting of his Texas trip?

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 29, 2017 12:36 PM (FZYNt)

161 President Trump arrives in Texas

Hey, CNN pinheads! You might want to tell your goons to cease fire. There's people you don't want to fuck with, and there's people you REALLY don't want to fuck with.

Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2017 12:36 PM (2z74n)

162 155. How else are they gonna fecundate the soil and restore the Earth?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 29, 2017 12:36 PM (fA1SL)

163 128 I just don't understand how these cops keep it together and don't snap. With all the crap they have to put up with during their day to day jobs, and then have to turn around and try to control packs of astro-turfed crazies who are actively trying to get one to react...shit, I couldn't do it.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 29, 2017 12:31 PM (ty7RM)

I think this more & more. Cops have a high divorce rate, iirc. That is understandable.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 12:36 PM (1jqSv)

164 I think her service animal is a whole fried chicken.

Posted by: Dang at August 29, 2017 12:36 PM (8b+oT)

165 And low and behold, Melania is wearing
sneakers...She has a change on the Plane? Oh my what will the Left bitch
about now, now that she took her heals off? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2017 12:33 PM (5y11N)


Wanna bet they bitch about 'FLOTUS' on her cap? I guarandamntee it.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (Enq6K)

166 What this country needs is more organizational meetings to get things organized to deal with this horrible crisis.

We're going to need more community agonizers.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (m9X4Y)

167 163 High incidence of alcoholism and suicide too.

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (rmVvL)

168 I'm kinda scared to ask what kind of "service" her service dog provides her, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (Gs5TH)

169 Wanna bet they bitch about 'FLOTUS' on her cap? I guarandamntee it.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (Enq6K)


Of course they will.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (PY9jH)

170 pretty sure its service animal is a donkey. for "servicing."

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (KP5rU)

171 Antifa seems to have a strong lesbian component to it. Maybe red panty rioter is a "chick".

Posted by: Dang at August 29, 2017 12:21 PM (8b+oT)

"Fags and dykes, boogien' together,
Leather freaks, dressed in all kinds of leather,
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists, too,
Screaming, please hit me, and I'll hit you!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (2le8w)

172 Is Spanish one of the languages FLOTUS speaks? I remember Laura Bush spoke Spanish pretty well.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (MIKMs)

173 >>I think her service animal is a whole fried chicken.


We Have a Winner!

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:38 PM (9oWeQ)

174 Hope she likes commissary peanut butter.

It's not too bad, but I prefer Jif.

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at August 29, 2017 12:38 PM (bIwZ6)

175
If I were the Attorney General, I would be going after BAMN et al like Giuliani went after the Mafia in NYC.

But, I'm not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 12:38 PM (mbhDw)

176 Well, here's a good rule of thumb for Antifa, BLM, or other violent rioters masquerading as "peaceful counter-protesters":

If you need a service dog, it's a good idea to avoid violent riots, especially as a participant.

Maybe, in the future, you'll use logic and common sense. When you violate the law, the police don't give a SHIT about your "service dog" either real, or imagined.

Posted by: deadrody at August 29, 2017 12:38 PM (FvbGP)

177
Wanna bet they bitch about 'FLOTUS' on her cap? I guarandamntee it.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (Enq6K)


First thing I thought of too.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:38 PM (493sH)

178 grammie, just look on Youtube. Fox is streaming live and Im sure other places are too.



Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2017 12:35 PM (UoSKV)
=====================

Thanks bluebell. I'm not quite sure how the cable box works.

Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 12:38 PM (lwiT4)

179 They're loving it in Peoria.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (Enq6K)

For some reason, the anti-Trump factions at Bradley have very limited interest. If you got rid of the proggie perferssors, there would be even less.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 29, 2017 12:38 PM (sf2BM)

180 Yeah. I served in Korea. Ever hear of Pork Chop Hill?
Mmm. Pork chops. [woof; woof; tail wags]

Posted by: service dog at August 29, 2017 12:39 PM (mJ8mX)

181
Is Spanish one of the languages FLOTUS speaks? I remember Laura Bush spoke Spanish pretty well.


Posted by: mustbequantum at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (MIKMs)


She speaks Italian. I'm not sure what other languages.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:39 PM (PY9jH)

182 "Mr Trump,doesn't this tragedy prove that Climate Change is
real and a threat?"

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 12:39 PM (rmVvL)

183 Wanna bet they bitch about 'FLOTUS' on her cap? I guarandamntee it.
Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (Enq6K)

LOL, no doubt..They will bitch and moan about everything he and the First Lady do today.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2017 12:39 PM (5y11N)

184 gah...can't find an online stream to potus in texas.

Posted by: IC at August 29, 2017 12:39 PM (a0IVu)

185 What still amazes me is, you have all these people, and their only marketable skill appears to be getting angry and staging street theater.

Great.

And of what value will your skills be AFTER you get your revolution?


If they knew any history--and they don't--they'd know that their hero Che was specifically sent out/encouraged by Castro because the odds were near 100% he'd get killed.
Neatly solving Castro's problem for him.

But, they think they will somehow fare better.

They always do.

Until they're lined up against the wall.


Posted by: RoyalOil at August 29, 2017 12:39 PM (oF/7l)

186
"Fucking" service animal?!
I didn't sign up for that shit, you psycho.
Posted by: Service Animal



Posted by: toby the beagle at August 29, 2017 12:40 PM (mJ8mX)

187 172 Is Spanish one of the languages FLOTUS speaks? I remember Laura Bush spoke Spanish pretty well.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (MIKMs)


Italian....close enough for gov't work.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:40 PM (Enq6K)

188 Obama had curb service dog.

Posted by: Dang at August 29, 2017 12:40 PM (8b+oT)

189 148 >>My service animal is a bald eagle with a gatling gun


Always wondered what my Spirit Animal's second job was.
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:34 PM (9oWeQ)

My Service animal is half Wolf... can't keep him here though.... he's in Nevada where I will eventually be moving to...

Posted by: Don Quixote, Philosophizer and MetaPhyisician at August 29, 2017 12:40 PM (NgKpN)

190 She speaks Italian. I'm not sure what other languages.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:39 PM (PY9jH)
I think Italian, French, German, English and her native Slovakian (?).

Posted by: IC at August 29, 2017 12:40 PM (a0IVu)

191 Hey, CNN pinheads! You might want to tell your goons to cease fire. There's people you don't want to fuck with, and there's people you REALLY don't want to fuck with.
Posted by: t-bird



Pro tip: Gators are showing up everywhere. Too easy to feed them. Guarantee there won't be many CSI investigations going on any time soon.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 12:40 PM (T2Zv1)

192 Thanks bluebell. I'm not quite sure how the cable box works.
Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 12:38 PM (lwiT4)
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We don't even have a cable box! I always just watch this stuff on Youtube on another tab, and just toggle back and forth between here and there.

You know, while I'm actually supposed to be practicing my housewifery or doing other important stuff.

Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2017 12:40 PM (UoSKV)

193 She has her bandanna ready in case she wants to rob a stagecoach.

Posted by: Mudd at August 29, 2017 12:40 PM (cfHE9)

194 >>> My respect and admiration of Augusto Pinochet grows every day

"For some reason I read this in the manner of a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon"

General Pinochet 2.0 will quietly dispatch political undesirables to the Pernicious Poem Place.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2017 12:40 PM (ujwCG)

195 Love all the peanut butter jokes, assholes.

Posted by: Dana Perino at August 29, 2017 12:41 PM (HgMAr)

196 Antifa seems to have a strong lesbian component to it. Maybe red panty rioter is a "chick".

Posted by: Dang at August 29, 2017 12:21 PM (8b+oT)



Probably a guy wearing the panties. The guys are probably more effeminate than the very mannish wymyn

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:41 PM (493sH)

197 My Service animal is half Wolf...


-----

Nope, can't say that in a crowded theater. Not even a half-crowded one.

Posted by: nancy Pelosi at August 29, 2017 12:41 PM (7HtZB)

198 11 I don't believe they've thought this whole 'war' thing through.

I'm guessing their tune is going to change once they realize there are no safe spaces in combat and the police they've been denigrating won't be there to make sure they win anymore.
Posted by: squinja at August 29, 2017 12:16 PM (7g5xY)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh, they absolutely have not thought it through. Part of the fact that they live in an echo chamber / bubble of liberal FEELZ. In reality, their numbers are tiny and the alleged opposition is armed to the teeth with all the professional armed personnel nominally on the other side as well.

When the "resistance" goes full civil war, the left is going to be annihilated overnight. The only real question is whether the media can give them enough cover by lying to make it seem like the left either won, or didn't start the fight in the first place.

Sad to say, for the left and the media, I don't think nearly enough people are either mistaken as to what's going on in this country or believe a fucking word the media says about anything, for that to work in their favor.

Posted by: deadrody at August 29, 2017 12:41 PM (FvbGP)

199 Wanna bet they bitch about 'FLOTUS' on her cap? I guarandamntee it.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (Enq6K)


First thing I thought of too.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:38 PM (493sH)

At least it isn't... FLILF....

Posted by: Don Quixote, Philosophizer and MetaPhyisician at August 29, 2017 12:42 PM (NgKpN)

200 If you need a service dog, it's a good idea to avoid violent riots, especially as a participant.

Maybe, in the future, you'll use logic and common sense.


******


It actually blows that whole whining about micro-aggressions right out of the water. One tends to lose their victim credibility in the middle of actively participating in a riot.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 29, 2017 12:42 PM (wPiJc)

201 I suspect all of her wailing about not having her service dog will be used by her attorney in her upcoming big-ass lawsuit against BPD and the city of Berkeley.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 29, 2017 12:42 PM (bjWNl)

202 168: Don't ask don't tell.

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 12:42 PM (AAbgH)

203 She won't get a service dog in prison.
But she'll be someone's bitch.

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at August 29, 2017 12:42 PM (mJ8mX)

204 If I were the Attorney General, I would be going after BAMN et al like Giuliani went after the Mafia in NYC.

But, I'm not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 12:38 PM (mbhDw)

A suggestion. Go through the DoJ and see who can and will help AG Sessions do all this work. I'm going to say that he doesn't have much help yet do to the Senate lagging on appointees.

Also, who is going to do all the leg work? Those assholes at the FBI who are only interested in pensions and other bennies?

Yeah. The hate on AG Sessions is getting fucking old.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 29, 2017 12:42 PM (sf2BM)

205 Send Melania out on rescue missions with the Cajun Navy as the FLOATUS. Great optics.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2017 12:42 PM (ujwCG)

206 She speaks Italian. I'm not sure what other languages.


Intertubes say German, French, Italian, Slovenian, Serbo-Croatian, and English.

Then the other interwebs dispute all of that except Slovenian and English.

She was born Melanija Knavs, which is to say a version of the Krautish Melania Knauss.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 12:43 PM (gIRsn)

207
For some reason, the anti-Trump factions at
Bradley have very limited interest. If you got rid of the proggie
perferssors, there would be even less. Posted by: the guy across the street at August 29, 2017 12:38 PM (sf2BM)
=====

Bradley is an engineering school for the most part. The indifference toward politics is reassuring. Of course, the most 'diverse' profs and instructors are in the hard sciences. Old white folk for the pseudosciences.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 29, 2017 12:43 PM (MIKMs)

208 IC, try this: https://youtu.be/CJ9IkBvy8eE

Trump landed and got driven away. So you won't find him speaking yet, it's just flood coverage.

Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2017 12:43 PM (UoSKV)

209 199 Wanna bet they bitch about 'FLOTUS' on her cap? I guarandamntee it.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (Enq6K)


First thing I thought of too.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:38 PM (493sH)

At least it isn't... FLILF....
Posted by: Don Quixote, Philosophizer and MetaPhyisician at August 29, 2017 12:42 PM (NgKpN)

She only wears that on Trump's birthday.

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:43 PM (7HtZB)

210 What's this Xe and Xer shit? If they want to X themselves out, don't include me in your demise. We have a she and a he dog. And I am a She and my husband is a He... OH NO! There I go, being sane and not over-freaking-thinking every thing about my sexuality. There. I said it.

Posted by: Trish McNamara at August 29, 2017 12:43 PM (Z3AfY)

211 TX woman filmed gators arriving in her backyard:

http://tinyurl.com/y9na5rcp

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:44 PM (PY9jH)

212 208, Thanks, Bluebell! Have that link open now.

Posted by: IC at August 29, 2017 12:44 PM (a0IVu)

213 why antifa is not declared a terrorist organization is a mystery, i mean it's like PLO but less pretty members

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2017 12:44 PM (QC/4S)

214 Book Thread is dangerous to me for I get ideas. So now 2,200 words into Reaper Cat Six's story which was spun off the Space Marine Midwives thing Sunday.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:35 PM (8uMxZ)


A story and an observation, though I expect I will get willowed:

I know a priest (ex-Navy) whose name is Richard Burton. He tells a story about how, many years ago, he wound up near his parents' vacation house and had to call for them to get in the boat, come across the lake and pick him up.

So he needed to call (this was in the days before cell phones) but he didn't have any money on him. So he contacted the operator and said he wanted to place a collect call.

"Name, please?" asked the operator.

"Richard Burton."

There was a pause on the other end of the line, so my friend followed up with, "But I'm not the one you're thinking of."

"I know you're not,"
the operator replied. "You're calling collect."

Anyway, while we were drinking the other day, I suggested he buy a boat (which he wants to do), get a wacky sidekick and run around the Caribbean, solving crimes and saving souls. Then I said to myself, I should pitch that to Amazon as a series.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2017 12:44 PM (X6fMO)

215 3 My respect and admiration of Augusto Pinochet grows every day.
Posted by: V the K at August 29, 2017 12:14 PM (O7MnT)




I am beginning to wonder if we will need the USA equivalent, or will a non-alcoholic Joe McCarthy suffice.

We will need to root out the Communist leftovers, who have taken over one major political party, and hound them out of office, out of the nation, and perhaps out of their lives.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 12:44 PM (ujg0T)

216 Woof. Woof woof.

Arf.

*off, beagle sock.*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2017 12:44 PM (bIwZ6)

217 Okay, y'all, just so you know, some of these small service dogs are trained to detect when a diabetic is getting into trouble with their blood sugar. They can smell it on the disbetic's breath and go get help. Sometimes diabetics get too confused from a low blood sugar situation to take care of themselves.

Still, I have personally met service dogs that were just basically a security blanket,

Posted by: Emmie at August 29, 2017 12:44 PM (ZapPq)

218 Oh good...a troll to bat around.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:44 PM (Enq6K)

219 I saw a black woman yesterday wearing a t-shirt with a picture of Barack and Michelle on it that said "Thank you" across the top...I couldn't see what was written below.

Ugh.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 29, 2017 12:45 PM (vg8iE)

220 Bitch needs a muzzle.

No, not the pup, silly!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 29, 2017 12:45 PM (MGCfm)

221 Why would anyone want to live in a world in which these raging, miserable lunatics have a say? Has there ever been a photograph of an Antifa person looking happyish?

Posted by: Little Dutch Boy at August 29, 2017 12:45 PM (nBr1j)

222 Well, I can't find nuthin. I'll have to wait for the still photos.

Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 12:45 PM (lwiT4)

223 Hmm...having a "service" anything seems oppressive. The dog exists solely to make her life easier?

She is the master, the dog is the...what?

Isn't that the kind of thing they are protesting?

Posted by: sgmstv at August 29, 2017 12:45 PM (crTpS)

224 ...the FLOATUS.

Posted by: torquewrench


*****


Nice!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 29, 2017 12:45 PM (wPiJc)

225 Note.... about the only way she would have been arrested by the Berkley Police...

Is if she assaulted a Cop....

Posted by: Don Quixote, Philosophizer and MetaPhyisician at August 29, 2017 12:45 PM (NgKpN)

226 "And we're not sure the dog was a service dog."

Do we know if the dog is a nazi?

Posted by: Scott M at August 29, 2017 12:46 PM (AdBfq)

227 I've heard the theory that pets learn to make certain noises because it gets a more favorable response from their owner (ex. when they're asking for treats). I think antifas are like this. They've learned that by making certain sounds ("service dog", "oppressed", "racist", "facist", etc.) they get more of a hearing than they'd otherwise get if they simply threw urine and hit people with bikelocks. Normal people have got to train themselves to ignore such "pleas". These antifas don't even know what the words mean. They are just being emotionally manipulative.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2017 12:46 PM (/qEW2)

228 206 She speaks Italian. I'm not sure what other languages.


Intertubes say German, French, Italian, Slovenian, Serbo-Croatian, and English.

Then the other interwebs dispute all of that except Slovenian and English.

She was born Melanija Knavs, which is to say a version of the Krautish Melania Knauss.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 12:43 PM (gIRsn)

Slovenia used to be a part of Italy, so it makes sense Italian would be taught as a second language.

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:46 PM (7HtZB)

229 #203 Screw you, rickb!!!

Where's my service monkey for when someone beats me to a comment?

Stupid monkey. Probably trying to type Shakespeare again.

I told him it won't work without the fedora with the "Press" tag in the headband. But no.

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at August 29, 2017 12:46 PM (mJ8mX)

230 Sure thing, IC. They did show Trump and Melania landing and all that, so I'm sure they will show whatever he does when he is able to do it.

Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2017 12:46 PM (UoSKV)

231 Xe needs xer service dog.



Hasn't the left established that the letter X is a symbol of the Confederacy? So can they be Xes and Xirs any more. Wouldn't that make them practically endorsing the Confederacy?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:46 PM (493sH)

232 Hey Crybaby,

Your service dog called and said xe's home safe and chewing up your Barry Manilow memorabilia.

Posted by: Mr. MaGoose at August 29, 2017 12:47 PM (0dmP2)

233 So Melania is sporting a FLOTUS baseball cap with a ponytail through the back. Damn that looks good. She'd make hipwaiters look good.

Posted by: WisRich at August 29, 2017 12:47 PM (G0vdT)

234 Sock off.

Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 29, 2017 12:47 PM (nBr1j)

235 Mmmmm. Woman in sneakers, ponytail and baseball cap. Sporty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2017 12:47 PM (dmAeF)

236 >>>>
The whole "service animal" charade pisses me off to no end. It's like adults walking around with their "blankey".





I guess we're lucky these people aren't breeding and instead pretend their dogs are their kids.
.
.
.
.It's all a big scam these days. There are at least two places online that will "certify" your dog as a Service Animal for $75. My wife is having to deal with the explosion of these fake service dogs as an HR. Right now the Courts are on the side of the person with the fake dog because of the touchy feely attitudes that obama left on the Federal Court system.

They are using them to live in places that don't allow pets and are able to bring them to work and get free airplane rides for them in the cabin.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 12:47 PM (+Dllb)

237 I think this is an attempted set up to claim that xit's civil rights were violated because the police refused to allow xit to have it's service animal.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 29, 2017 12:47 PM (mf5HN)

238 224 Hmm...having a "service" anything seems oppressive. The dog exists solely to make her life easier?

She is the master, the dog is the...what?

Isn't that the kind of thing they are protesting?
Posted by: sgmstv at August 29, 2017 12:45 PM (crTpS)

I am sorry Sir, but you are asking for them to have a coherent philosophy...

That is, in and of itself, Racist, as Logic is a creation of the White Man.

ergo, you asking them to make sense, makes you a Racist....

Posted by: Don Quixote, Philosophizer and MetaPhyisician at August 29, 2017 12:47 PM (NgKpN)

239 I'm waiting for PDT to walk along the TX shore, stooping to pick up lil' tar balls.

A visual I'll never forget from that idiot Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:47 PM (PY9jH)

240 The beginning of "the lamentations of the wimmins?"

Posted by: geoffb5 at August 29, 2017 12:48 PM (zOpu5)

241 173 >>I think her service animal is a whole fried chicken.



Nah. You don't get a figure like that eating chicken.

Posted by: cornbred at August 29, 2017 12:48 PM (vPveH)

242 If you require a service dog, perhaps a fucking riot is no place for you....bitch. Not the dog...you.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:48 PM (Enq6K)

243 "Anyway, while we were drinking the other day, I suggested he buy a boat (which he wants to do), get a wacky sidekick and run around the Caribbean, solving crimes and saving souls. Then I said to myself, I should pitch that to Amazon as a series. "

He'll also need a millionaire, a movie star and a professor who is handy with coconuts.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 29, 2017 12:48 PM (l9m7l)

244 why antifa is not declared a terrorist organization is a mystery, i mean it's like PLO but less pretty members.

They have (or had) a WH petition for that. Got 10K signatures in just a short time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2017 12:49 PM (bIwZ6)

245 What's to see when you are looking at a flood?

Water, water everywhere, and not a drop to drink.
Water, water everywhere and oh, the place did stink.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2017 12:49 PM (m9X4Y)

246 Maybe her Service Animal was there to make sure she stays Hydrated?

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:49 PM (9oWeQ)

247 Give AT Sessions a break. There's a whole lot of pot smokers he's gotta nail before moving on to the little rhings.

Posted by: mugiwara at August 29, 2017 12:49 PM (KsTlt)

248 I'm waiting to see PDT is a fancy speed boat going by homeless black people and splashing them.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2017 12:49 PM (5y11N)

249 Okay, y'all, just so you know, some of these small service dogs are
trained to detect when a diabetic is getting into trouble with their
blood sugar. They can smell it on the disbetic's breath and go get help
=========================


Certified therapy dogs are also useful for people who suffer from epilepsy. But I think you should have medical papers showing your need for a service animal before you can take it anywhere. You also should need a certificate showing that your animal has gone through the necessary training.


My sister hops on a plane with her fake "service animal" - no one asks to see any kind of documentation at all. That dog is no more a service animal than the caterpillar on the sidewalk.


Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 12:49 PM (lwiT4)

250 244. And a robot. Don't forget the robot.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 29, 2017 12:49 PM (fA1SL)

251 Jif.
Indeed.

Posted by: klaftern at August 29, 2017 12:50 PM (RuIsu)

252 He'll also need a millionaire, a movie star and a professor who is handy with coconuts.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 29, 2017 12:48 PM (l9m7l)
-------------

Oh sure. Leave me out.

No coconut cream pie for YOU.

Posted by: Maryann at August 29, 2017 12:50 PM (UoSKV)

253 I'm glad to see the cops are wearing gloves. God knows what types of skin diseases that creature breeds.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 29, 2017 12:50 PM (mcI77)

254 >>Water, water everywhere, and not a drop to drink.
Water, water everywhere and oh, the place did stink.


Scream For Me, Houston!

SCREAM FOR ME, HOUSTON!

Posted by: Bruce Dickinson at August 29, 2017 12:50 PM (9oWeQ)

255 Wanna bet they bitch about 'FLOTUS' on her cap?
That's fucking sick.

Here, Splash! Here!
Good boy. Good boy.

Posted by: zombie ted kennedy at August 29, 2017 12:50 PM (mJ8mX)

256 So meanwhile, the centroid of Harvey (hard to call it an "eye" at this point) is definitively back over Gulf waters.

Joe Bastardi postulated a possible reintensification cycle once that happened. This isn't visible yet. But a big bolus of fresh moisture is moving north out of the Bay of Campeche, and what's left of Harvey may still be strong enough to snork it up and redistribute it over land.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2017 12:50 PM (ujwCG)

257 I guess Ben Carson is in Corpus Christi because he's a white supremacist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:51 PM (PY9jH)

258 "Do we know if the dog is a nazi?"

No but we know its owner is a horse's ass.

Posted by: Mudd at August 29, 2017 12:51 PM (cfHE9)

259 Why do these chicks or whatever it is shave their heads?

That high pitched shreiking at the cops is annoying af.

So, if we take their woobies away they'll collapse in a flood of hysterics.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 12:51 PM (Ri/rl)

260 109 Anyone want to take one for the team to dig through Zombie's photos to see if Xir is in any of them?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)


Nope.

My brain contains permanent etched images of every photo I've ever taken, and a mugshot rogue's gallery of every person in them.

This person is not in my archive. I can tell at a glance.

Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2017 12:51 PM (DQ4Fv)

261 240 I'm waiting for PDT to walk along the TX shore, stooping to pick up lil' tar balls.

A visual I'll never forget from that idiot Obama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:47 PM (PY9jH)

Actually... this trip he is supposed to stay in the capital... so as not to get in the way of people trying to respond... so as not to get in the way of those trying to help...

Posted by: Don Quixote, Philosophizer and MetaPhyisician at August 29, 2017 12:52 PM (NgKpN)

262 SCREAM FOR ME, HOUSTON!

Posted by: Bruce Dickinson at August 29, 2017 12:50 PM (9oWeQ)




Where is this planet Whoston?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:52 PM (493sH)

263 86 Two conservatives who were attacked in Berkeley told Martha McCallum last night that Antifa was recruiting violent gangs in Oakland.

And they were stationing thugs in the area to report on the movements of the conservatives as they were trying to leave.

THIS is why you need to be able to legally carry.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:26 PM (PY9jH)
-----
This is also why I do not think sane people should show up at these rallies. These are not "real" protests...these are criminals, sociopaths, mentally unbalanced people, who will use any excuse to be violent. It's a no win situation for sane people. All you are is a target. Someone to beat up.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 12:52 PM (1jqSv)

264 256 Wanna bet they bitch about 'FLOTUS' on her cap?
That's fucking sick.

Here, Splash! Here!
Good boy. Good boy.
Posted by: zombie ted kennedy at August 29, 2017 12:50 PM (mJ8mX)

Actually, over at DailyMail, they're bitching because she wore high heals heading out of White house on their way to AF1.

Apparently the concept of change shoes is a foreign concept to the left.

Posted by: WisRich at August 29, 2017 12:53 PM (G0vdT)

265 >>Why do these chicks or whatever it is shave their heads?



It's a thing really ugly women do as a statement.

They don't need to try and be pretty!

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:53 PM (9oWeQ)

266 One of the "teachers" at one of our public school has a service pony. I swear! We were driving home and saw her coming out of the school with the pony. She drives an SUV and the pony just gets in the back.
I asked my husband WTF and he just said public school system.

Posted by: abby at August 29, 2017 12:53 PM (HBU7W)

267 You can't ban service dogs
That is unequivocal

Posted by: Sure at August 29, 2017 12:43 PM (7YmmH)

Sure you can.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2017 12:53 PM (2le8w)

268 Oh Good, Zombie is here. I was worried she was going on a deep undercover mission and getting herself arrested so she could get close to the ringleaders and establish her street cred.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2017 12:53 PM (m9X4Y)

269 And a robot. Don't forget the robot.


And a love interest. A mysterious hottie who just always happens to be on whichever island you show up at.

Is she in love? Is she a Soviet spy (shut up about the anachronism, all hot foreign chicks are Soviet spies or Soviet spy-curious).

And the sidekick should have one line that makes it into every episode, like "can we please leave this island without shooting anyone?", but of course they can't.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 12:53 PM (gIRsn)

270 I'm waiting to see PDT is a fancy speed boat going by homeless black people and splashing them.



=========

"...while he was eating CAKE !!1!1"

Posted by: this is...CNN ! at August 29, 2017 12:53 PM (QC/4S)

271 260 Why do these chicks or whatever it is shave their heads?

That high pitched shreiking at the cops is annoying af.

So, if we take their woobies away they'll collapse in a flood of hysterics.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 12:51 PM (Ri/rl)




Well, the shaved head means no lice or less of it.

Personally I like the thought of these leftist "womyn" thrown into cells at Gitmo with the more cooperative of male muslim prisoners. Thinking of that, their high pitched shreiking becomes delightful, if you know what I mean and I think you do....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 12:54 PM (ujg0T)

272 It's a thing really ugly women do as a statement.

They don't need to try and be pretty!

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:53 PM (9oWeQ)



I don't think all the trying in the world would help her..umm..xer..umm..it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:54 PM (493sH)

273 My brain contains permanent etched images of every photo I've ever taken, and a mugshot rogue's gallery of every person in them.

I've seen your gallery. You have my sympathy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2017 12:54 PM (bIwZ6)

274 I'm waiting to see PDT is a fancy speed boat going by homeless black people and splashing them.



=========

"...while he was eating CAKE !!1!1"

Posted by: this is...CNN ! at August 29, 2017 12:53 PM (QC/4S)


Two scoops of ice cream

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (493sH)

275 This person is not in my archive. I can tell at a glance.
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2017 12:51 PM (DQ4Fv)

zombie with the literal sense, photographic memory for the win.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (Ri/rl)

276 Melania looks super cute in her ponytail and cap. That woman seems incapable of not looking good. *jealous*

Posted by: IC at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (a0IVu)

277 Every parent knows the difference between a real meltdown and a fake meltdown. This is a #FakeMeltdown.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (OVUYQ)

278 271 I'm waiting to see PDT is a fancy speed boat going by homeless black people and splashing them.



=========

"...while he was eating CAKE !!1!1"
Posted by: this is...CNN ! at August 29, 2017 12:53 PM (QC/4S)

Should have loaded Air Force 1 up with ... Taco Bowls.... to help the relief effort...

oh.... and Trump brand Water...

Posted by: Don Quixote, Philosophizer and MetaPhyisician at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (NgKpN)

279 For our Cheaper than Dirt Customers, they are going to match any donation you make to team Rubicon USA for Harvey relief with any order you make from them up to $10,000.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (+Dllb)

280 FL professor is relieved of his teaching position after tweeting Trump supporters in TX deserved the hurricane.

http://tinyurl.com/y7yejlop

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (PY9jH)

281 You can't ban service dogs
That is unequivocal

Posted by: Sure

So it was proclaimed! So shall it be done!

Posted by: Sure as shit...dogshit at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (326rv)

282 >.My brain contains permanent etched images of every photo I've ever taken


You know, Ace collects Etchings - right?

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (9oWeQ)

283 Rush calling out Gary Cohn for a clueless clown.

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (AAbgH)

284 Grammie, yep, that too.

Posted by: Emmie at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (ZapPq)

285 Why do these chicks or whatever it is shave their heads?





It makes up for not shaving their arm pits or legs

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (493sH)

286 This seems like a good time to repost a link that alexthechick posted a while back.

A New Yorker article on "emotional support animals." The author goes places with different animals to see the reactions (snake, turtle, turkey, and more). Worth a read.

https://tinyurl.com/lsh3csd

Posted by: Maryann at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (UoSKV)

287 I don't think all the trying in the world would help her..umm..xer..umm..it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:54 PM (493sH)

Rush has always said feminism was created to give ugly women a chance.
Antifa attracts homely Pats with mental issues.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (Ri/rl)

288 266 >>Why do these chicks or whatever it is shave their heads?



It's a thing really ugly women do as a statement.

They don't need to try and be pretty!
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:53 PM (9oWeQ)

That's something I never understood. The stereotype gay man is stylish & well-groomed & tries to look attractive as possible, while the stereotype lesbian is the opposite. Wouldn't everyone try to look attractive in order to attract?

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (7HtZB)

289 Step 1 : Spend Hours screaming "NO USA AT ALL!!!"

Step 2 : Whine that you want "Your Rights as an American" immediately afterwards.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (9TK8E)

290 Dang it, that was me. I'm terrible at this sock thing.

Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (UoSKV)

291
I'm waiting to see PDT is a fancy speed boat going by homeless black people and splashing them.

=========

"...while he was eating CAKE !!1!1"

---

He was drinking RUSSIAN VODKA too!!!111!!!


Posted by: MSNBC at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (aT+Bx)

292 I don't need any of you fucking cops! All I need is my service animal! And this ashtray! That's all I need! And this paddle game!

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at August 29, 2017 12:58 PM (wxI0Z)

293 >>That's something I never understood.


Well, Lesbians are (for the most part) women...

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:58 PM (9oWeQ)

294 Problem, we have a Houston.

Posted by: Yoda at August 29, 2017 12:58 PM (4AVeu)

295 281 . Never fear PROF storey- pAntifa will save you!

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 12:58 PM (AAbgH)

296 289 That's something I never understood. The stereotype gay man is stylish & well-groomed & tries to look attractive as possible, while the stereotype lesbian is the opposite. Wouldn't everyone try to look attractive in order to attract?
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (7HtZB)

The Snowflake Generation would rather look like a Cartoon Character than a real person, honestly.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 29, 2017 12:58 PM (9TK8E)

297 271 I'm waiting to see PDT is a fancy speed boat going by homeless black people and splashing them.
.........

Maybe he could toss out Trump steaks as he goes by.

Posted by: wth at August 29, 2017 12:58 PM (HgMAr)

298 FL professor is relieved of his teaching position after tweeting Trump supporters in TX deserved the hurricane.

Bets on when the useful idiots claiming that free speech is overrated will denounce this and want this asshole pulled down and melted for scrap?

Posted by: AoS betting window at August 29, 2017 12:58 PM (326rv)

299 You can't ban service dogs
That is unequivocal

Posted by: Sure at August 29, 2017 12:43 PM (7YmmH)


It's got a Palin Steele smell to it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (493sH)

300 "Richard Burton."

There was a pause on the other end of the line, so my friend followed up with, "But I'm not the one you're thinking of."

"I know you're not," the operator replied. "You're calling collect."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2017 12:44 PM (X6fMO)


Similar story: my brother knows a guy by the name of James Garner. He used to do a lot of business traveling and although he did not try to make anybody think he was *that* James Garner, he didn't go out of his way to deny it. He was amazed at the number of free rooms, meals, ticket upgrades and the like he was comped during his traveling, and without even asking.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (bjWNl)

301 That's something I never understood. The stereotype gay man is stylish & well-groomed & tries to look attractive as possible, while the stereotype lesbian is the opposite. Wouldn't everyone try to look attractive in order to attract?
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (7HtZB)

Excellent question. We'll be asking Congress for an additional $35 million to study this phenomenon.

Posted by: Department of Health and Human Services at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (0mRoj)

302 why antifa is not declared a terrorist organization is a mystery, i mean it's like PLO but less pretty members.



They have (or had) a WH petition for that. Got 10K signatures in just a short time.



Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2017 12:49 PM (bIwZ6)

that is good...

Posted by: this is...CNN ! at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (QC/4S)

303
Melania looks super cute in her ponytail and cap. That woman seems incapable of not looking good. *jealous*


Posted by: IC at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (a0IVu)


And she's smiling and pleasant. No "America is a mean country!" pissy face, like our last FLOTUS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (PY9jH)

304 Step 1 : Spend Hours screaming "NO USA AT ALL!!!"



Step 2 : Whine that you want "Your Rights as an American" immediately afterwards.

Step 3: Blank look when asked about "hypocrisy."

Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (aT+Bx)

305 Oh, I see Ted Cruz in attendance.

Posted by: IC at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (a0IVu)

306 293 >>That's something I never understood.


Well, Lesbians are (for the most part) women...
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:58 PM (9oWeQ)

Right. Wouldn't a lesbian be attracted to good-looking women?

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (7HtZB)

307 cnn be gone

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (QC/4S)

308 268 You can't ban service dogs
That is unequivocal

Posted by: Sure at August 29, 2017 12:43 PM (7YmmH)

Sure you can.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2017 12:53 PM (2le8w)

Dollars to doughnuts it's an emotional support animal and not a service dog.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (Ri/rl)

309 Every riot must be in full compliance with the Americans with Disabilities Act.

Posted by: mark1971 at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (xPl2J)

310 163 - That's one theory of cops. I suspect it's as likely in any given case that their high divorce rates stem from having subpar dispute resolution skills. You can beat and shoot suspects, wives not so much.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at August 29, 2017 01:00 PM (H5knJ)

311 "Why do these chicks or whatever it is shave their heads?

That high pitched shreiking at the cops is annoying af.

So, if we take their woobies away they'll collapse in a flood of hysterics.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 12:51 PM (Ri/"

You can still suck your thumb in prison. You get a blanket and everything.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2017 01:00 PM (A7DN1)

312 >>Right. Wouldn't a lesbian be attracted to good-looking women?


One does not seek to understand women.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 01:00 PM (9oWeQ)

313 Even though we owned a certified therapy dog, we never once took her into a store or a restaurant or any place like that. Because we were not who she was supposed to be taking care of. It would have been easy to abuse that privilege. People are abusing that privilege now, and if they keep pushing it, the government will step in and clamp down on it. All because people are stupid selfish idiots who thinks it's trendy to take your dog into Costco. Like my sister.

Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 01:00 PM (lwiT4)

314 Why do these chicks or whatever it is shave their heads?
............

Looks like a buzz cut with a #3 blade.

Posted by: Supercuts at August 29, 2017 01:01 PM (HgMAr)

315 296 289 That's something I never understood. The stereotype gay man is stylish & well-groomed & tries to look attractive as possible, while the stereotype lesbian is the opposite. Wouldn't everyone try to look attractive in order to attract?
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (7HtZB)

The Snowflake Generation would rather look like a Cartoon Character than a real person, honestly.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 29, 2017 12:58 PM (9TK8E)

yeah, I can see that. Crayola-colored hair, wearing hats with furry animal ears (even in summer).

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 01:01 PM (7HtZB)

316 292 - and my craft beer!

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 01:01 PM (AAbgH)

317 Short hair, long hair. Makes no difference.

Bitch is still as ugly as a blood clot on an prolapsed rectum.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2017 01:01 PM (4AVeu)

318 300 "Richard Burton."

There was a pause on the other end of the line, so my friend followed up with, "But I'm not the one you're thinking of."

"I know you're not," the operator replied. "You're calling collect."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2017 12:44 PM (X6fMO)

Similar story: my brother knows a guy by the name of James Garner. He used to do a lot of business traveling and although he did not try to make anybody think he was *that* James Garner, he didn't go out of his way to deny it. He was amazed at the number of free rooms, meals, ticket upgrades and the like he was comped during his traveling, and without even asking.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (bjWNl)

My wife has met, in passing, a guy named Donald Trump. I hope he hasn't been hurt by a leftie.

Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 29, 2017 01:01 PM (nBr1j)

319 MPPPP, he should name the boat Iguana.

And yes pitch that idea.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 01:01 PM (8uMxZ)

320 Dollars to doughnuts it's an emotional support animal and not a service dog.
---

Yep. That's exactly what I said up thread.

And by "emotional service dog" certified via "a vest purchased online."

/oh God. Shep is on. Had to change to Fox Biz.

Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 01:01 PM (aT+Bx)

321
FL professor is relieved of his teaching position after tweeting Trump supporters in TX deserved the hurricane.


He later responds to a tweet that yeah, FL Trump voters deserve a hurricane too. Idiot lives in Tampa.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 01:01 PM (PY9jH)

322 Wait...Melania is there? But Interview magazine told me Kim Kardashian is America's First Lady. She was even dressed like Jackie Kennedy. I am so confused.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 01:01 PM (V5Y5S)

323 >>>>Similar story: my brother knows a guy by the name of James Garner. He
used to do a lot of business traveling and although he did not try to
make anybody think he was *that* James Garner, he didn't go out of his
way to deny it. He was amazed at the number of free rooms, meals, ticket
upgrades and the like he was comped during his traveling, and without
even asking.
.
.
.I met a guy who was a dead ringer for Danny Bonaducci. He looked so much like him he got a fake ID and picked up tons of hot chicks using it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 01:02 PM (+Dllb)

324 Posted by: Sure as shit...dogshit at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (326rv)

Probably funny only to me - one of the many books I'm reading right now is Rough Justice, the memoir of an ex-member of the London Metropolitan Police's elite "Flying Squad."

In one of his stories, he talks about being in a council estate to arrest a miscreant, whose consort screams at him and his partner, who suddenly turns to the woman and says, "Maggie, be quiet. You know you've got a head of mad dog shit."

To which words, for some reason, she goes quiet and doesn't bother the officers any more.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2017 01:02 PM (X6fMO)

325 I'd bite her in the ass so fast. . .

Posted by: Service Dogs for Trump at August 29, 2017 01:02 PM (4AVeu)

326 >>>Bitch is still as ugly as a blood clot on an prolapsed rectum

::pts against googling:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2017 01:02 PM (D7Ygt)

327 That's something I never understood. The stereotype gay man is stylish & well-groomed & tries to look attractive as possible, while the stereotype lesbian is the opposite. Wouldn't everyone try to look attractive in order to attract?
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (7HtZB)

I've never thought about that. I bet the gay guys make fun of these chicks.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 01:02 PM (Ri/rl)

328 Osteen finally opened his church - CBS

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 01:02 PM (AAbgH)

329 Stop with the service animals bullshit. People like Picachu's sister in the video ruin it for people who have actual disabilities and actually need the dog.

The only thing she's emotionally disturbed about is the lack of a sandwich.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2017 01:03 PM (A7DN1)

330 304 Step 1 : Spend Hours screaming "NO USA AT ALL!!!"
Step 2 : Whine that you want "Your Rights as an American" immediately afterwards.
Step 3: Blank look when asked about "hypocrisy."

Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (aT+Bx)


Nice. I may have to turn this into a GP rant.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 29, 2017 01:03 PM (bjWNl)

331 That high pitched shreiking at the cops is annoying af.
[


They are trained to do that. They learn it in rioting class. It adds drama to the scene, makes it look like the cops are abusing her, and attracts the attention of the media.

They have training classes about this stuff with lawyers explaining just what they can do and not get arrested.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2017 01:03 PM (m9X4Y)

332 But Interview magazine told me Kim Kardashian is America's First Lady.


Is Interview still a thing? It was pretty cool back in the Warhol days.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 01:03 PM (gIRsn)

333 .I met a guy who was a dead ringer for Danny Bonaducci. He looked so much like him he got a fake ID and picked up tons of hot chicks using it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 01:02 PM (+Dllb)



Looks like Danny Bonaducci gets you hot chicks? Who knew?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 01:03 PM (493sH)

334 Meanwhile, hero of the Second Battle of Berkeley, Based Stickman, languishes in custody.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (fA1SL)

Based Stickman knew the risks. He was in Berkley, California, on camera, in a highly visible leadership role, hitting de facto state-sponsored Antifa thugs with a stick. Imprisonment was the likeliest outcome.

Posted by: troyriser at August 29, 2017 01:04 PM (Fw5cQ)

335 328 Osteen finally opened his church - CBS
Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 01:02 PM (AAbgH)




Weren't the roadways to get to it all flooded?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:04 PM (ujg0T)

336 Osteen finally opened his church - CBS
Posted by: kallisto



Focus groups must have been devastating.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 01:04 PM (T2Zv1)

337 Is that xer in the mug shots on the previous thread?....lower right?

Posted by: BignJames at August 29, 2017 01:04 PM (x9c8r)

338 What's funny is they will shave their heads, but let their facial moles grow hair.

I have a bunch of lesbian friends. Too many, really.

They insist on highlighting anything that would make them less attractive to men.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 01:04 PM (9oWeQ)

339 And by "emotional service dog" certified via "a vest purchased online."

/oh God. Shep is on. Had to change to Fox Biz.
Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 01:01 PM (aT+Bx)

Sorry shibumi, she's obviously a mental case. I feel sorry for her dog.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 01:04 PM (Ri/rl)

340 Based Stickman knew the risks. He was in Berkley, California, on camera, in a highly visible leadership role, hitting de facto state-sponsored Antifa thugs with a stick. Imprisonment was the likeliest outcome.
Posted by: troyriser at August 29, 2017 01:04 PM (Fw5cQ)




Irrelevant. Their side has lawyers and bail ready to go. Ours must do better.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:05 PM (ujg0T)

341 323 >>>>Similar story: my brother knows a guy by the name of James Garner. He
used to do a lot of business traveling and although he did not try to
make anybody think he was *that* James Garner, he didn't go out of his
way to deny it. He was amazed at the number of free rooms, meals, ticket
upgrades and the like he was comped during his traveling, and without
even asking.
.
.
.I met a guy who was a dead ringer for Danny Bonaducci. He looked so much like him he got a fake ID and picked up tons of hot chicks using it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 01:02 PM (+Dllb)

I've been mistaken for Matthew Perry* a few times, someone even wanted my autograph once.

*From TV's "Friends" not the Admiral who opened Japan in 1854.

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 01:05 PM (7HtZB)

342 328 Osteen finally opened his church - CBS

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 01:02 PM (AAbgH)



He did have flooding in his church. He was posting pics when people were giving him shit about it.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 01:05 PM (Enq6K)

343 Why doesn't Fox send Hurricane Shep to Texas? I want him in waders in gator infested waters.

Oh, this was funny a couple of days ago. CNN reporter is interviewing a poor woman holding her little daughter. Little girl points to reporter's pants, where he sees a large spider climbing his leg.

Heh. At least he managed not to scream like a girl.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 01:05 PM (PY9jH)

344 "Actually, over at DailyMail, they're bitching because she wore high heals heading out of White house on their way to AF1. "

Is she limited to carry-on

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 01:05 PM (J+eG2)

345 334. We can't spare this man - he fights.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 29, 2017 01:05 PM (fA1SL)

346 301 That's something I never understood. The stereotype gay man is stylish well-groomed tries to look attractive as possible, while the stereotype lesbian is the opposite. Wouldn't everyone try to look attractive in order to attract?
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (7HtZB)



Ok, think about that. Would guys try to look clean, groomed, handsome, stylish if they didn't think that was what women wanted? If it had no bearing on their getting laid, ever?


Guys would be living in caves with big screen TVs, maybe, if that wasn't too much effort. Take away the reproductive drive and you get that above.


I have 4 sons and a husband.

Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2017 01:06 PM (wZuWv)

347
Weren't the roadways to get to it all flooded?

________________________________

Yes, but. . .

Posted by: Moses at August 29, 2017 01:06 PM (4AVeu)

348 Osteen finally opened his church - CBS
Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 01:02 PM (AAbgH)



Weren't the roadways to get to it all flooded?
Posted by: Curmudgeon



No. Watched videos on Fb of people walking all around it and a car driving by it.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 01:06 PM (T2Zv1)

349 Trump presser on now...

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 01:06 PM (Enq6K)

350 Trump and Melania on with Gov. Abbot. Presser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 01:06 PM (PY9jH)

351
Dollars to doughnuts it's an emotional support animal and not a service dog.
Posted by: CaliGirl

There's a dickhead doctor here that will write a letter for one for $200.

It was telling to watch some vermin bitch about another being asked to leave a store because one of the owners was violently allergic to most animals. Then, and only then was this oxygen thief interested in federal law, and how it was wrong to deny entry....no fucks given if the storekeeper fell ill or died.

Posted by: AoS betting window at August 29, 2017 01:06 PM (326rv)

352 344 "Actually, over at DailyMail, they're bitching because she wore high heals heading out of White house on their way to AF1. "


Is she limited to carry-on
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 01:05 PM (J+eG2)


She got off the plane wearning sneakers. Take that aswipe media.

Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2017 01:07 PM (wZuWv)

353 Wait...Melania is there? But Interview magazine told me Kim Kardashian
is America's First Lady. She was even dressed like Jackie Kennedy. I
am so confused.


==

"first lady" ? that was a typo , it was supposed to be "massive ass"...summer interns, sheesh

Posted by: Interview Magazine at August 29, 2017 01:07 PM (QC/4S)

354 Weren't the roadways to get to it all flooded?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:04 PM (ujg0T)
============================

God's still trying.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 01:07 PM (lwiT4)

355 I had a customer once whose name was Vincent Barbarino. He wrote out a check and I looked down at the name and laughed a little and made some remark about it. He didn't find it funny and you could tell he had been dealing with it his whole life and was tired of it.

Posted by: mark1971 at August 29, 2017 01:07 PM (xPl2J)

356 FLOTUS IS WEARING HIGH HEELS! HIGH HEELS IN A DISASTER ZONE !! HIGH HEELS!!!

Posted by: Shep Smith! at August 29, 2017 01:08 PM (mcI77)

357 315 yeah, I can see that. Crayola-colored hair, wearing hats with furry animal ears (even in summer).
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 01:01 PM (7HtZB)

It's easy to believe there's no objective reality when nobody bothers to look like a real person anymore.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 29, 2017 01:08 PM (9TK8E)

358 I've been told I look like John Malkovitch. The thing is, I don't know what John Malkovitch looks like.

Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 29, 2017 01:08 PM (nBr1j)

359 When every dog is a service dog, no dog is a service dog.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2017 01:08 PM (/qEW2)

360 I treat Huma like a dog. She's my cervix animal.

Posted by: Dom Hillary at August 29, 2017 01:08 PM (bc2Lc)

361 He didn't find it funny and you could tell he had been dealing with it his whole life and was tired of it.
Posted by: mark1971 at August 29, 2017 01:07 PM (xPl2J)

*sigh* Tell me about it.

Posted by: Michael Bolton at August 29, 2017 01:08 PM (RwwCT)

362
Can anyone imagine Barry the Fairy wearing a USA cap?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 01:08 PM (493sH)

363 >> I had a customer once whose name was Vincent Barbarino. He wrote out a check and I looked down at the name and laughed a little and made some remark about it. He didn't find it funny and you could tell he had been dealing with it his whole life and was tired of it.


Boo fucking hoo.

Posted by: Michael Bolton at August 29, 2017 01:08 PM (9oWeQ)

364 Really fearsome, these pantyfa types. Eh?

Battle hardened. Gritty. Spines of steel.

No different from heroes who stormed Omaha Beach, I tell you.

Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (NYS7S)

365 I've been told I look like John Malkovitch. The thing is, I don't know what John Malkovitch looks like.

Posted by: Northernlurker


Movie was total gimmicky bs. If you're ever curious, the internet has plenty of pics.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (/qEW2)

366 Okay so I just saw Melania. Sigh. Wow.

Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (lwiT4)

367 I'll take Gov. Abbott over this spaghetti-bending s'facime Cuomo any day of the week.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (4AVeu)

368 No. Watched videos on Fb of people walking all around it and a car driving by it.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 01:06 PM (T2Zv1)




Well, the overpass point of a road is always high ground, but the surroundings? I just don't trust the Left media anymore, particularly when it comes to a preacher.

Even if you think his feel-good theology is not serious, as someone did above, never forget the Left propensity to smear.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (ujg0T)

369 That's something I never understood. The stereotype gay man is stylish & well-groomed & tries to look attractive as possible, while the stereotype lesbian is the opposite. Wouldn't everyone try to look attractive in order to attract?
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (7HtZB)



Maybe it's rebellion against social norms. Normal women typically take care to dress well and generally to look good, whereas normal men don't worry about it much. So to make a rebellious statement would entail doing the opposite in each case.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (SRKgf)

370 Can we leash xer to the Russian service dog from the previous thread? Or maybe to one of those emotional support bulls they have at the rodeo?

Posted by: Downcast at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (WARgh)

371 Melania is wearing white high tops, which perfectly accessorize her crisp white shirt.

Apparently, pony tail and a baseball cap is a look you can rock if you happen to be an Eastern European fashion model.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (gIRsn)

372 Melania sitting there, with perfect posture. I need to stop slouching at my desk. seriously.

Posted by: IC at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (a0IVu)

373 273 My brain contains permanent etched images of every photo I've ever taken, and a mugshot rogue's gallery of every person in them.

I've seen your gallery. You have my sympathy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


This has happened to my many times over the years:

I'm walking down a crowded street in San Francisco, or standing on a crowded train, and out of the corner of my eye I see someone who inexplicably seems familiar. I think to myself, "Where do I know this person from?" And then my internal database of "moonbats at protests" starts clanking into motion, and within a few seconds I'll realize -- "That was the person carrying the red sign at the 2012 Slutwalk!" or whatever. Then when I go home I look up that photo report, and yup -- correct every time.

It's a curse as much as a blessing.

About two years ago I was in a business meeting and one of the women there, dressed to the nines, sparked this "strangely familiar" feeling. It took me a minute but then realized I had seen her carrying a "Christian Fascists Out of My Uterus!" sign at some pro-abortion rally 8 years earlier, dressed like a angry feminist.

Ooops, I decided to not do a deal with that company. Too bad!

Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2017 01:10 PM (DQ4Fv)

374 *From TV's "Friends" not the Admiral who opened Japan in 1854.
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 01:05 PM (7HtZB)

That's funny, I'd scribble an indecipherable autograph with a rude caption.

I've only been mistaken for Kevin Costner's girlfriend.
I was at a golf tournament watching his group. My husband was following another group. I think because I was alone people thought I was his girlfriend.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 01:10 PM (Ri/rl)

375 371 Melania is wearing white high tops, which perfectly accessorize her crisp white shirt.

Apparently, pony tail and a baseball cap is a look you can rock if you happen to be an Eastern European fashion model.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (gIRsn)

I'm imagining her in a cowgirl hat

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 01:10 PM (7HtZB)

376 >>I'm imagining her in a cowgirl hat

I'm imagining her in a Reverse Cowgirl.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 01:11 PM (9oWeQ)

377 She looks like she's pretty low on the Bell Curve.

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 29, 2017 01:11 PM (vkS2Z)

378 362
Can anyone imagine Barry the Fairy wearing a USA cap?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 01:08 PM (493sH)

Wow, great point. I tried envisioning it and just couldn't. Obama would think it's too "Nationalist".

Posted by: WisRich at August 29, 2017 01:11 PM (G0vdT)

379 Barry the Fairy...lol..very apt.

Posted by: IC at August 29, 2017 01:12 PM (a0IVu)

380 FLOTUS IS WEARING HIGH HEELS! HIGH HEELS IN A DISASTER ZONE !! HIGH HEELS!!!

AND SHE'S WEARING WHITE AND IT'S ALMOST LABOR DAY!!!

Posted by: Sheppy at August 29, 2017 01:12 PM (O5Q3r)

381 Her hat says "FLOTUS" - adorable.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 29, 2017 01:12 PM (OVUYQ)

382 Ooops, I decided to not do a deal with that company. Too bad!
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2017 01:10 PM (DQ4Fv)

You really do have a gift. I'm jealous.

Do you ever forget a a name?

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 01:12 PM (Ri/rl)

383 Wow, great point. I tried envisioning it and just couldn't. Obama would think it's too "Nationalist".
Posted by: WisRich

Not who we are

Posted by: Bruce at August 29, 2017 01:12 PM (8ikIW)

384 374 *From TV's "Friends" not the Admiral who opened Japan in 1854.
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 01:05 PM (7HtZB)

That's funny, I'd scribble an indecipherable autograph with a rude caption.

I've only been mistaken for Kevin Costner's girlfriend.
I was at a golf tournament watching his group. My husband was following another group. I think because I was alone people thought I was his girlfriend.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 01:10 PM (Ri/rl)

--------
The gf that is now his wife is beautiful.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 01:13 PM (G3Kkn)

385 About two years ago I was in a business meeting and one of the women there, dressed to the nines, sparked this "strangely familiar" feeling. It took me a minute but then realized I had seen her carrying a "Christian Fascists Out of My Uterus!" sign at some pro-abortion rally 8 years earlier, dressed like a angry feminist.

Ooops, I decided to not do a deal with that company. Too bad!
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2017 01:10 PM (DQ4Fv)




If only there was some discreet way to let that company know exactly *why* you turned them down. (I know you stay incognito for purposes of recording these people).

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:13 PM (ujg0T)

386 Isn't there a picture of Obama in a cowboy hat?


Let me check.

Yes. Yes there is.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2017 01:13 PM (m9X4Y)

387 Irrelevant. Their side has lawyers and bail ready to go. Ours must do better.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:05 PM (ujg0T)

Not irrelevant to a California jury or--for that matter--any jury. Felony aggravated assault is hard to beat when you feature yourself doing it on camera. He'll need zombie F. Lee Bailey to walk away from any of that. And he knew it going in.

Posted by: troyriser at August 29, 2017 01:13 PM (Fw5cQ)

388 240,
" I'm waiting for PDT to walk along the TX shore, stooping to pick up lil' tar balls.



A visual I'll never forget from that idiot Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:47 PM (PY9jH)"



No he''ll make a small cross out of flotsam (placed there by his staff) while the Confederate Navy sails in the background.

(Bill Clinton at Normandy style.)

Posted by: geoffb5 at August 29, 2017 01:13 PM (zOpu5)

389 Apparently, pony tail and a baseball cap is a look you can rock if you happen to be an Eastern European fashion model.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (gIRsn)

Any halfways good-looking woman looks good in a ballcap and ponytail.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2017 01:14 PM (2le8w)

390 Isn't there a picture of Obama in a cowboy hat?


Let me check.

Yes. Yes there is.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2017 01:13 PM (m9X4Y)



Was he auditioning to be the cowboy in the Village People?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 01:14 PM (493sH)

391 I have a bunch of lesbian friends. Too many, really.
They insist on highlighting anything that would make them less attractive to men.
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 01:04 PM (9oWeQ)


That is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 29, 2017 01:14 PM (kUmUV)

392 I like the FLOTUS cap.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 29, 2017 01:14 PM (398bZ)

393 388 240,
" I'm waiting for PDT to walk along the TX shore, stooping to pick up lil' tar balls.



A visual I'll never forget from that idiot Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:47 PM (PY9jH)"

Sounds raaaaacist.

Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 29, 2017 01:15 PM (nBr1j)

394 Melania wearing crisp white shirt with collar turned up black skinny jeans that end above the ankle and white high top athletic shoes. Flotus cap pony tail. Looks ready to walk anywhere. Pres Trump wearing navy windbreaker over white golf shirt white trucker hat with USA on it . I think he has on khakis and athletic shoes, it's raining here and my satellite went out

Posted by: Jen the original at August 29, 2017 01:15 PM (/Qs0S)

395 >>Was he auditioning to be the cowboy in the Village People?


He was auditioning to be the Service Animal for The Village People.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 01:15 PM (9oWeQ)

396 what does her service animal do? make fries?

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at August 29, 2017 01:15 PM (nFwvY)

397 You morons stole all the peanut butter jokes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 29, 2017 01:15 PM (tbOMB)

398 TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 01:14 PM

My research wasn't that extensive.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2017 01:16 PM (m9X4Y)

399 389 Apparently, pony tail and a baseball cap is a look you can rock if you happen to be an Eastern European fashion model.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (gIRsn)

Any halfways good-looking woman looks good in a ballcap and ponytail.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2017 01:14 PM (2le8w)

Women working out at the gym always look hotter with a baseball cap.

Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 29, 2017 01:16 PM (nBr1j)

400 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE FIRST LADY TRUMP LOOKS BEAUTIFUL AND IF IT WERE MICHELLE O SOMEONE WOULD BE TRYING TO TOSS HER INTO A RESCUE BOAT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 29, 2017 01:16 PM (mcI77)

401 Ha!

I found it!

This is a wonderful, and hilarious, article about scam service animals.

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/10/20/pets-allowed

The best is the alpaca.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 29, 2017 01:16 PM (mf5HN)

402 My FLOTUS was sort of a service animal - a bitch.

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at August 29, 2017 01:17 PM (bc2Lc)

403 Somebody should hit Cafe Press stat with an "I'm with FLOTUS" cap.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 29, 2017 01:17 PM (398bZ)

404 You really do have a gift. I'm jealous.

Do you ever forget a a name?
Posted by: CaliGirl


Nope.

Also, never forget a spelling of a name, no matter how weird. People are always surprised that I always spell their names right, even if I only ever saw it written down once, long ago

Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2017 01:17 PM (DQ4Fv)

405 387 Irrelevant. Their side has lawyers and bail ready to go. Ours must do better.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:05 PM (ujg0T)

Not irrelevant to a California jury or--for that matter--any jury. Felony aggravated assault is hard to beat when you feature yourself doing it on camera. He'll need zombie F. Lee Bailey to walk away from any of that. And he knew it going in.
Posted by: troyriser at August 29, 2017 01:13 PM (Fw5cQ)




And yet, the Leftists get away with it, all the time. I will leave it at that.....

We have to start defending our side much more tenaciously.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:17 PM (ujg0T)

406 I think Melania looks better in jeans and sneakers than a dress. I always loved the casual look

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2017 01:17 PM (5y11N)

407 The gf that is now his wife is beautiful.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 01:13 PM (G3Kkn)

I don't know who his girlfriend is. I know where one of his homes is though. Padaro lane in Carpinteria.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 01:18 PM (Ri/rl)

408 Her service dog is also her girlfriend.

Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 29, 2017 01:18 PM (nBr1j)

409 400 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE FIRST LADY TRUMP LOOKS BEAUTIFUL AND IF IT WERE MICHELLE O SOMEONE WOULD BE TRYING TO TOSS HER INTO A RESCUE BOAT.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 29, 2017 01:16 PM (mcI77)




More like throw M'Chelle out of the rescue boat.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:19 PM (ujg0T)

410 Her service dog is also her girlfriend.

Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 29, 2017 01:18 PM (nBr1j)

And the dog has a penis.

Posted by: mark1971 at August 29, 2017 01:19 PM (xPl2J)

411 Maria Chappelle-Nadal , (C) Missouri Senate, has been stripped of all of her committee assignments following a FB post advocating the assassination of DJT. I'm still waiting for her outright expulsion. Gov/Atty General have both demanded. It takes 2/3 of the S.Senate, which the R's have.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 29, 2017 01:19 PM (ty7RM)

412 I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!

Posted by: Joseph Merrick at August 29, 2017 01:20 PM (wxI0Z)

413 A commenter at BB said "if Moochelle wore high heels in Texas she'd strike oil."

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 29, 2017 01:20 PM (398bZ)

414

Do you ever forget a a name?
Posted by: CaliGirl

Nope.

Also, never forget a spelling of a name, no matter how weird. People are always surprised that I always spell their names right, even if I only ever saw it written down once, long ago
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2017 01:17 PM (DQ4Fv)

Oh my, now I'm really jealous. I never forget a face, I have a difficult time remembering names. I have to do a word association to remember names.

You really do have a gift.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 01:20 PM (Ri/rl)

415 "pigs!" she grunted

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at August 29, 2017 01:20 PM (nFwvY)

416
Wait...Melania is there? But Interview magazine told me Kim Kardashian
is America's First Lady. She was even dressed like Jackie Kennedy. I
am so confused.


Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 01:01 PM
--

Melania is there in objective reality. That the AOS preferred reality. That's YOUR reality.

Kimmy K is there is libtard delusional reality. That's the CNN/Colbert/Daily Show/ Huffpo reality. You

Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 01:20 PM (aT+Bx)

417 OT/ Baron Trump. Why is it only Chelsea Clinton who defends him?

Have the twin girls of the Bush family ever defended him?
Have the Obama girls ever defended him?

Maybe I have missed that, so I am asking. But the vileness directed toward him angers me more than anything. And the lack of people coming to his defense. smh I mean, the media was outraged when other first family kids were criticized.

Didn't a woman even lose her job for opining on the Obama girls dressing casual for an event?

Anyway...just asking.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 01:20 PM (G3Kkn)

418 Maria Chappelle-Nadal , (C) Missouri Senate, has been stripped of all of her committee assignments following a FB post advocating the assassination of DJT. I'm still waiting for her outright expulsion. Gov/Atty General have both demanded. It takes 2/3 of the S.Senate, which the R's have.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

Ah yes. The lovely left wanted to ban hate speech. Bend over and get ready to take that ban...wrapped around a pineapple.

Posted by: AoS betting window at August 29, 2017 01:20 PM (326rv)

419 One might think that these wealthy Hollywood celebrities with more houses than they need, would open up those empty houses to the people in Houston made homeless by these flood waters.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2017 01:20 PM (m9X4Y)

420 411 Maria Chappelle-Nadal , (C) Missouri Senate, has been stripped of all of her committee assignments following a FB post advocating the assassination of DJT. I'm still waiting for her outright expulsion. Gov/Atty General have both demanded. It takes 2/3 of the S.Senate, which the R's have.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 29, 2017 01:19 PM (ty7RM)


Hold this over Claire McAsshole's head. Let her defend a public representative calling for the assassination of the President of the United States.

No win situation for her.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 01:21 PM (mbhDw)

421 Folks in Corpus lining streets to cheer President Trump.

ABC news Houston, couldn't cut away fast enough to hide it. LOL



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


p.s. No doubt CNN is recruiting "protesters" to get on camera.

Posted by: Jim at August 29, 2017 01:21 PM (MGCfm)

422 What kind of service does a terrorist need from a dog? Transporting contraband like Molotov and urine cocktails?

Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2017 01:21 PM (eLttb)

423 364 . Antifarts went on a rampage in a Philly neighborhood. Two of them were collared by angry residents who detained them til police came. Yup - antifags chumped by yuppies and hipsters.

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 01:21 PM (AAbgH)

424 410 Her service dog is also her girlfriend.


That's sick.

Posted by: Jasper at August 29, 2017 01:21 PM (mcI77)

425 One might think that these wealthy Hollywood
celebrities with more houses than they need, would open up those empty
houses to the people in Houston made homeless by these flood waters.





Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2017 01:20 PM (m9X4Y)


Has Glenn Beck opened his mansion in Dallas to anyone yet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 01:22 PM (PY9jH)

426 Maria Chappelle-Nadal , (C) Missouri Senate, has been stripped of all of her committee assignments following a FB post advocating the assassination of DJT.


But she has a promising future in tennis comedy!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 01:22 PM (gIRsn)

427 I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!

Posted by: Joseph Merrick at August 29, 2017 01:20 PM (wxI0Z)

Hush, you

Posted by: zombie Michael Jackson at August 29, 2017 01:22 PM (XQvuQ)

428 I think the detainee was trying to sing "Bodies" by the Sex Pistols and just got the words mixed up.

Posted by: Morris at August 29, 2017 01:22 PM (oEq2J)

429 "would rather look like a Cartoon Character than a real person, honestly. "

Wasn't an option in an earlier age.
I would like to look like Baloo the Bear

... bear necessities ...

Posted by: Mudd at August 29, 2017 01:22 PM (cfHE9)

430 413 A commenter at BB said "if Moochelle wore high heels in Texas she'd strike oil."

Did the Mooch ever attend any of the "disasters" that happened under her husband? I'm talking natural disasters...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2017 01:23 PM (O2RFr)

431 I thought the screamer said 'service animal' so why are we assuming it is a dog? Saw a kid with a borzoi (?) and asked the mom because they are not known for intelligence. Mom said it was because the dog was tall with long fur, so when the kid got tottery (pretty obvious disability), the dog was big enough and tall enough to support her. I do remember reading something about miniature horses being good service animals as well.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 29, 2017 01:23 PM (MIKMs)

432 365 I've been told I look like John Malkovitch. The thing is, I don't know what John Malkovitch looks like.
Posted by: Northernlurker

crazy. he looks crazy. sorry; that's mostly his personality shining through....

Posted by: the Butcher at August 29, 2017 01:23 PM (KtAmr)

433 Did the Mooch ever attend any of the "disasters" that happened under her husband? I'm talking natural disasters...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2017 01:23 PM (O2RFr)


Why would she? We're a mean, slave-owning, racist country after all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 01:24 PM (PY9jH)

434 Somebody serving dog?

Posted by: Barky McBammy at August 29, 2017 01:24 PM (gbWkA)

435 429 "would rather look like a Cartoon Character than a real person, honestly. "

Wasn't an option in an earlier age.
I would like to look like Baloo the Bear

... bear necessities ...
Posted by: Mudd at August 29, 2017 01:22 PM (cfHE9)

Seems like it really became "Well, we have to accept it" right after I graduated High School.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 29, 2017 01:24 PM (9TK8E)

436 Why would she? We're a mean, slave-owning, racist country after all.

I know... It irked her to have to live in the White House because slaves built it!

Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2017 01:25 PM (O2RFr)

437 Did the Mooch ever attend any of the "disasters" that happened under her husband? I'm talking natural disasters...

I think she showed up in Memphis when a delivery truck from Central BBQ overturned and dumped its contents on hwy 55. Other than that, nope.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 29, 2017 01:25 PM (ty7RM)

438 >>>Did the Mooch ever attend any of the "disasters" that happened under her husband?<<<

When the lobster market crashed, Michelle was front and center.

Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2017 01:25 PM (eLttb)

439 The police must have already removed the steak she had tied around her neck.

Posted by: db at August 29, 2017 01:26 PM (xWAfV)

440 I have a feeling that people with diagnosed and untreated mental illness flock to Antifa.

Posted by: MacGruber at August 29, 2017 01:27 PM (sWgE+)

441 "...stereotype lesbian is the opposite. "

You've never met a Lipstick Lesbian?

Posted by: navybrat at August 29, 2017 01:27 PM (w7KSn)

442 201
I suspect all of her wailing about not having her service dog will be
used by her attorney in her upcoming big-ass lawsuit against BPD and the
city of Berkeley.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 29, 2017 12:42 PM (bjWNl)


---

Berkeley... Berkeley...

Which political party has been in exclusive control of Berkeley for decades now? (From a quick internet search it looks like almost 50 years.)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 29, 2017 01:27 PM (rjrh3)

443 "Rush calling out Gary Cohn for a clueless clown"

And yet, a clueless clown who's still working in the administration and still dictating policy and still giving official interviews to the media.

It was really disheartening when someone spitefully leaked the Secret Service e-mail bulletin about Sebastian Gorka, the one saying "the guy was fired while traveling, he still has his WH Complex passes in his possession, don't let him back on the premises".

Just to rub salt in the wound for Gorka and imply that he was some sort of unstable nut case who might *try* to return to the grounds even after no longer being employed there.

Really? Really? The federal government is being run by a snippy junior high school mean-girl clique? Guess so.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2017 01:27 PM (ujwCG)

444 This person is not in my archive. I can tell at a glance.

John Le Carre wrote about you, I believe...

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2017 01:28 PM (TppKb)

445 I have a feeling that people with diagnosed and untreated mental illness flock to Antifa.


Posted by: MacGruber at August 29, 2017 01:27 PM (sWgE+)

the medical term is "progressivism"

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2017 01:28 PM (QC/4S)

446 You've never met a Lipstick Lesbian?
Posted by: navybrat at August 29, 2017 01:27 PM (w7KSn)




They are rare. Real life is NOT porn.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:28 PM (ujg0T)

447 Really? Really? The federal government is being run by a snippy junior high school mean-girl clique? Guess so.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2017 01:27 PM (ujwCG)



Yup. But not as mature as that.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 29, 2017 01:28 PM (mf5HN)

448 Antifarts went on a rampage in a Philly neighborhood. Two of them were collared by angry residents who detained them til police came. Yup - antifags chumped by yuppies and hipsters.

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 01:21 PM (AAbgH)


Philly is a strange animal. Not sure if it's the whole underlying 'brotherly love' thing or not. But when you expect other cities to blow up and self destruct, I'd put Philly at the back of the list.

Not last place, but really far down on the list.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 29, 2017 01:28 PM (EgwCt)

449 Service Dog my ass. More like a "therapy" mutt.

Posted by: jmm at August 29, 2017 01:28 PM (VWsDl)

450 They are rare. Real life is NOT porn.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:28 PM (ujg0T)

More's the pity.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 01:29 PM (0mRoj)

451 438 >>>Did the Mooch ever attend any of the "disasters" that happened under her husband?

When the lobster market crashed, Michelle was front and center.
Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2017 01:25 PM (eLttb)

Like visiting middle income earners who lost their health insurance and their incomes?

Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 29, 2017 01:29 PM (nBr1j)

452 "They are rare."

Not where I live.

Posted by: navybrat at August 29, 2017 01:29 PM (w7KSn)

453 Saw a kid with a borzoi (?) and asked the mom
because they are not known for intelligence.


Posted by: mustbequantum at August 29, 2017 01:23 PM (MIKMs)
============================

Shhhh! Hadrian might hear you, and that would not go well.

Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 01:30 PM (lwiT4)

454 ...while the stereotype lesbian is the opposite. Wouldn't everyone try to look attractive in order to attract?


Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (7HtZB)


--

This is a defensive measure against eye-rape, and a more specific acknowledgement of the non-gay-males' wide acceptance and encouragement of hot lesbians.

Honestly, is there any group more pro-lesbian than straight white males?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 29, 2017 01:30 PM (rjrh3)

455 446 You've never met a Lipstick Lesbian?
Posted by: navybrat at August 29, 2017 01:27 PM (w7KSn)



They are rare. Real life is NOT porn.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:28 PM (ujg0T)

Actually, a friend of mine from High School is one. I had such a thing for her back then. She still looks great.

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 01:30 PM (7HtZB)

456 It was really disheartening when someone spitefully leaked the Secret Service e-mail bulletin about Sebastian Gorka, the one saying "the guy was fired while traveling, he still has his WH Complex passes in his possession, don't let him back on the premises".

Just to rub salt in the wound for Gorka and imply that he was some sort of unstable nut case who might *try* to return to the grounds even after no longer being employed there.

The leaking was bad, but I would not make to much out of that...I bet that is rather routine when people no longer work for the President.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2017 01:30 PM (5y11N)

457 And yet, a clueless clown who's still working in the administration and still dictating policy and still giving official interviews to the media.

If Trump were the things antifa strokes themselves believing he is, hell, if Trump were the things that I want him to be, individuals like Cohn and Koskinen would be in Seattle. And San Diego. And Boston. And Miami. Simultaneously. While the head occupied a pike in the Rose Garden. The traditional 14th century approach.

Yeah, I'm kidding. But not by that much.

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2017 01:30 PM (TppKb)

458 "They are rare."

Not where I live.
Posted by: navybrat

Go on.....

Posted by: Morons and some Moronettes at August 29, 2017 01:31 PM (326rv)

459 446 They are rare. Real life is NOT porn.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:28 PM (ujg0T)

Back in my club days (long, long ago...), pretty much all of the "Lipstick Lesbians" were actually straight girls who were in a committed relationship, and only faked being lesbian to keep guys from hitting on them.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 29, 2017 01:31 PM (9TK8E)

460 Does it make me a bad person that I can't stop staring at Melanie's ass?

I mean, when was the last time we had a First Lady where you could do that.

The idiots here (me included) are throwing elbows to get he beat TV viewing position when she's traveling with the president.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2017 01:31 PM (A7DN1)

461 We have to start defending our side much more tenaciously.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:17 PM (ujg0T)

Republican millionaires and billionaires are worthless. Say what you want about those Soros-funded activist networks and the likes of Tom Steyer, the guy who bought the California state legislature, but they stand by their own.

Posted by: troyriser at August 29, 2017 01:31 PM (Fw5cQ)

462 Her service dog is also her girlfriend.



Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 29, 2017 01:18 PM (nBr1j)

And the dog has a penis.


Posted by: mark1971 at August 29, 2017 01:19 PM


So...trans dog?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2017 01:31 PM (p+Wdc)

463 A large part of the support animal bullshit is - no surprise - selfishness piled deep and wide. A person with an actual disability will in most cases accept that there are some things they cannot do and/or will be difficult for others to handle. Someone with a fashionable "differentability" will insist that they are special (self-centered), demand that everyone else accommodate them (selfish) and insist that they can do everything that everyone else can - provided this concession, to and for them. "It's only fair", they yell, using the equal outcomes definition...

Next stop, Shetlands on airplanes.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 29, 2017 01:31 PM (HtLSE)

464 I have 4 sons and a husband.

Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2017 01:06 PM (wZuWv)


Good grief, how do you live in all of that silence?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 29, 2017 01:31 PM (bjWNl)

465 "They are rare."

Not where I live.

Posted by: navybrat at August 29, 2017 01:29 PM (w7KSn)


Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought this would happen to me, but these lipstick lesbian neighbors of mine....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 01:31 PM (493sH)

466 I recommend that you use your nightstick, Officer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) PoC at August 29, 2017 01:32 PM (LTHVh)

467 Service Dog my ass. More like a "therapy" mutt.

The Latin Gash Hound*

*borrowed from the National Lampoon 'Dogs' issue, which I have in a box around here somewhere.

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2017 01:32 PM (TppKb)

468 This is probably a bad thing:

HOUSTON (AP) - Officials in Brazoria County, Texas, south of Houston, are warning that Columbia Lakes levee has breached. All residents have been urged to evacuate.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 29, 2017 01:33 PM (Q6Lfj)

469 Until recently I had a pair of lipstick lesbians live a few doors down from me.
They were both SFPD.

Posted by: navybrat at August 29, 2017 01:33 PM (w7KSn)

470 Actually, a friend of mine from High School is one. I had such a thing for her back then. She still looks great.

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 01:30 PM (7HtZB)


---

You make the point. One. That you had known in high school.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 29, 2017 01:33 PM (rjrh3)

471 Maria Chappelle-Nadal , (C) Missouri Senate, has been stripped of all of her committee assignments following a FB post advocating the assassination of DJT.

Liberals make ethical noises, but they have no idea of what the words mean. Underneath, they are snarling animals, and every now and then they let the mask drop. People have got to learn that what they face is not someone with legitimate grievances, but an animal who has learned to mimic human speech in order to manipulate humans.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2017 01:33 PM (/qEW2)

472 Honestly, is there any group more pro-lesbian than straight white males?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 29, 2017 01:30 PM (rjrh3)


I'm hereby declaring me and The Rack as a group and we challenge this statement.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 29, 2017 01:33 PM (mf5HN)

473 Maybe the Pantifa thugs would be happier if the cops allowed dogs and then the cops just shot the dogs.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 29, 2017 01:33 PM (YQ4mh)

474 I was just watching Harvey on Wundermap ap. Looks like it kind of split in 2...LA, MS AL look like they're getting drenched too.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 29, 2017 01:34 PM (ty7RM)

475 Actually, a friend of mine from High School is one. I had such a thing for her back then. She still looks great.

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 01:30 PM


Same here. Real cutie from law school. Hung out with her a lot. Of course, her coming out later did a lot to explain why I never managed to make any headway with her in school...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2017 01:35 PM (p+Wdc)

476 Behold the future of America...

Posted by: macleod at August 29, 2017 01:35 PM (I7blG)

477 Same here. Real cutie from law school. Hung out with her a lot. Of course, her coming out later did a lot to explain why I never managed to make any headway with her in school...

Male friend used to take his LL classmate to clubs, one of them would get a date at least...

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2017 01:36 PM (TppKb)

478 Have the cops stand down.
No rules. No penalties.

Let the citizenry sort it out.

And this shit would be over in less than 72 hours.

It's coming to that anyways, so why not the sooner the better?

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 29, 2017 01:36 PM (jWe5r)

479
Honestly, is there any group more pro-lesbian than straight white males?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 29, 2017 01:30 PM (rjrh3)


Sure, we can understand performing the activities that lesbians perform on each other.

That understanding does not apply to male penis in male back door activity.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 29, 2017 01:37 PM (EgwCt)

480 Maria Chappelle-Nadal , (C) Missouri Senate, has been stripped of all of her committee assignments following a FB post advocating the assassination of DJT. I'm still waiting for her outright expulsion. Gov/Atty General have both demanded. It takes 2/3 of the S.Senate, which the R's have.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 29, 2017 01:19 PM (ty7RM)


This happened a week or two ago. I wonder if anything else has happened since then?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 29, 2017 01:37 PM (bjWNl)

481 God bless Rush for tearing Gary Cohn a new one. Re: being stupid about antifa. Tillerson took some hits too.

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 01:37 PM (AAbgH)

482 This service animal BS by able-bodied "fragile" people pisses me off to no end, btw. There was a time that we were discussing having to get one for our son, and we knew things were going to be rough on him if he got one because of so many snowflakes abusing the program.

It's like Disney letting sick or otherwise special-needs kids who don't function well in crowds (much less standing and waiting in one place for 45 minutes) skip the line at Disney. F*cking great idea, and it has to be destroyed because everyone figured out that their Little Angels somehow deserved to skip the line, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 29, 2017 01:37 PM (rjrh3)

483 This happened a week or two ago. I wonder if anything else has happened since then?
=======

A wire transfer or two from George Soros.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 29, 2017 01:38 PM (vg8iE)

484 So if 4 Chan is weaponized autism. Is Antifa weaponized retardation?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 29, 2017 01:38 PM (r5KeJ)

485 God bless Rush for tearing Gary Cohn a new one. Re: being stupid about antifa. Tillerson took some hits too.

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 01:37 PM (AAbgH)



Rexxon should never have been brought on in the first place

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 01:38 PM (493sH)

486 Male friend used to take his LL classmate to clubs, one of them would get a date at least...
Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2017 01:36 PM (TppKb)


Ha! I get to use my joke! The great thing about being bi is that I have a 100% chance of not having a date on Friday night.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 29, 2017 01:39 PM (mf5HN)

487 Rexxon should never have been brought on in the first place
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 01:38 PM (493sH)

He's such an asshole, he could have served under Fredo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2017 01:39 PM (5y11N)

488 Our kid's dog was going to require him and a parent to go to a two-week camp, too. No ifs, ands, or buts. You want one of our dogs to help you function, this is what it is going to take.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 29, 2017 01:39 PM (rjrh3)

489 Is Antifa weaponized retardation?
=======

Weaponized body odor

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 29, 2017 01:39 PM (vg8iE)

490 You make the point. One. That you had known in high school.

Funny, ain't it? Knew a couple guys from elementary school on up, by middle school they were best friends, by high school they were inseparable, and it took me until my senior year to figure out what everyone else already had.

Oh, and then there's the Famous Homosexual Actor that I knew all the way through elementary school...

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2017 01:39 PM (TppKb)

491 285 Why do these chicks or whatever it is shave their heads?

It makes up for not shaving their arm pits or legs


Universal conservation of shaving principle? Is that what Occam's razor is all about?

Posted by: Anachronda at August 29, 2017 01:41 PM (sGtp+)

492 I have a feeling that people with diagnosed and untreated mental illness flock to Antifa.
--

Upthread? In another thread? Someone noted that Antifa were actually actively recruiting the mentally ill as members.

Which, in itself, is clever.

Essentially, when you get a person who is mentally ill to commit violence in the name of your organization, there are NO blow back.

You get to commit whatever violent acts you want, and when the person is caught, they are tagged as mentally ill and not punished.

As long as someone is "mentally ill," you can have them do whatever you want and face no consequences at all. I'm guessing even k*ll.

"We can't be responsible for what mentally ill individuals do in our name."

Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 01:41 PM (aT+Bx)

493 If Cohn goes, the markets will tank. So I am told by the MFM.


Tillerson, well, he's a lazy globalist fuck.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 29, 2017 01:41 PM (mcI77)

494 Did the Mooch ever attend any of the "disasters" that happened under her husband? I'm talking natural disasters...
Posted by: It's me donna
-------
I have never figured out what she did.
- Her mother raised the girls
- I can remember no other 1st Lady who did such a piss poor job with her platform. Failed at student lunches. Then took up the 8 glasses of water a day for about a minute.
- I don't remember her showing up at any natural disasters.
- She said she was gonna be involved with injured soldiers & wives...never saw real indication of that.

After their White House term ended, I tripped across some website where there was worshipful fan fiction stuff dedicated to her. I don't know how else to describe it. It was unbelievable. Treacly. About how she moved, Greek goddess, stuff like that. I think some even made magazines. It was delusional.

I think she is, at her core, a hateful, bitter person. Any doubts I had ended with an interview she gave at the close of her White House residency.




Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 01:41 PM (LZJOv)

495 Did "its" parents have any children that survived?

Posted by: Strobe at August 29, 2017 01:41 PM (gbWkA)

496 I'm hereby declaring me and The Rack as a group and we challenge this statement.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 29, 2017 01:33 PM (mf5HN)


--

FWIW, white straight males are very pro you and The Rack, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 29, 2017 01:41 PM (rjrh3)

497

Actually,, I'm her service dog....

*arf-arf-arf-arf*

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 29, 2017 01:41 PM (j/Mlu)

498 Universal conservation of shaving principle? Is that what Occam's razor is all about?

Q-tip worship.

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2017 01:42 PM (TppKb)

499 Sky Drops Fox News in U.K.

Hum?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2017 01:42 PM (5y11N)

500 489 Is Antifa weaponized retardation?
=======

Weaponized body odor
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 29, 2017 01:39 PM (vg8iE)

But they are arming up. Can't say they know which end of a firearm is the "business" end, but they are arming up.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 29, 2017 01:42 PM (jxbfJ)

501 This happened a week or two ago.

I thought the stripping of committee assignments was news. I was in training all week/weekend, so a bit behind.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 29, 2017 01:42 PM (ty7RM)

502 Of course, her coming out later did a lot to explain why I never managed to make any headway with her in school...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2017 01:35 PM (p+Wdc)

-----

So..... YOU ruined her....

Posted by: fixerupper at August 29, 2017 01:43 PM (8XRCm)

503 Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 01:41 PM

And don't forget her super-effective #hashtag campaign that brought Boko Haram to its knees. With laughter.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2017 01:43 PM (p+Wdc)

504 Moochelle was a fantastic gardener. You can't deny her that.

Wut?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 29, 2017 01:44 PM (398bZ)

505 They are rare. Real life is NOT porn.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:28 PM (ujg0T)


More's the pity.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2017 01:44 PM (X6fMO)

506 My service dog wants a ginger snap and to go for a car ride.

Posted by: NCKate at August 29, 2017 01:45 PM (gBS4H)

507
I have never figured out what she did.


--

He held up a #sign when some girls were kidnapped and spent the entire day with multiple staff in makeup and photo sessions. Now go and admire the best-of-the-best picture to come out of all of that time and effort.

Michael also replaced a rug in room with some sort of bamboo curtains (on the floor) and put a multicolor target on one wall. In what was certainly not an example of the oft-mentioned soft bigotry of low expectations based only on her skin color, she was hailed as a decorating genius to rival Jackie O because of this.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 29, 2017 01:46 PM (rjrh3)

508 So..... YOU ruined her....

Posted by: fixerupper at August 29, 2017 01:43 PM


Ha! Never even got the opportunity, more's the pity.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2017 01:46 PM (p+Wdc)

509 505 They are rare. Real life is NOT porn.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:28 PM (ujg0T)

More's the pity.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2017 01:44 PM (X6fMO)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 01:46 PM (0mRoj)

510 Has need of a therapeutic service animal...

...goes to a riot.

Posted by: SGTYork at August 29, 2017 01:46 PM (ITvKk)

511 FWIW, white straight males are very pro you and The Rack, too.


Roger that!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 01:46 PM (gIRsn)

512 492 . Mentally ill absolutely do get punished. A significant percentage of prison population are mentally ill due to closing of mental hospitals.

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 01:46 PM (AAbgH)

513 Steak around her neck lol

We taught our 4yo kid that joke. He even did the Dangerfield collar thing

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at August 29, 2017 01:47 PM (wxI0Z)

514 The Latin Gash Hound*

*borrowed from the National Lampoon 'Dogs' issue, which I have in a box around here somewhere.

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2017 01:32 PM (TppKb)


Bred secretly by medieval ladies in waiting.

And the "Ordish Plunger," bred exclusively for the insatiable Queen Wheema the Moist of Ord.

I remember that issue.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2017 01:48 PM (X6fMO)

515 Real life is NOT porn.

Then why are the plots and actors so fucking stupid?

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 29, 2017 01:48 PM (eXSOZ)

516 Lotta Lipsticks out there...they tend to be meek, like rabbits.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 01:49 PM (9oWeQ)

517 In the words of my departed father, "People in hell need ice water. Too bad."

Posted by: The mass media can EABOD. at August 29, 2017 01:49 PM (CEU4j)

518 Saw a kid with a borzoi (?) and asked the mom
because they are not known for intelligence.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 29, 2017 01:23 PM (MIKMs)


Tell you what. We'll loan you one of our girls for a while. Your wallet, computer, bank account, etc. will vanish and you won't even be aware they're gone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2017 01:51 PM (dmAeF)

519
More's the pity

______

Ok.... did I miss a new meme or something.??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 29, 2017 01:51 PM (8XRCm)

520 "A significant percentage of prison population are mentally ill due to closing of mental hospitals."

Obligatory:

RONNY RAYGUN COLDLY THREW THE MENTALLY ILL OUT IN THE STREETS TO PAY FOR TAX CUTS FOR HIS RICH FRIENDS ELEVENTY

Never mind that the federal courts had already made it de facto and de jure impossible by that point to keep people institutionalized against their will, even demonstrably dysfunctionally mentally ill persons.

And never mind that the psychiatrists had agitated loudly for noninstitutionalized "care in the community" and pledged that such a thing would and could work just fine.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2017 01:51 PM (ujwCG)

521 Real life is NOT porn.

Then why are the plots and actors so fucking stupid?
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 29, 2017 01:48 PM (eXSOZ)



This is a helluva point.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 29, 2017 01:52 PM (mf5HN)

522 Oh, and then there's the Famous Homosexual Actor that I knew all the way through elementary school...

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2017 01:39 PM (TppKb)



Rock Hudson?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 01:52 PM (493sH)

523 More's the pity



______



Ok.... did I miss a new meme or something.??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 29, 2017 01:51 PM


Nope. Just a coincidence.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2017 01:52 PM (p+Wdc)

524
Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2017 01:51 PM (ujwCG)

Reagan did it as a nod to Roslyn Carter. She advocated for it.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at August 29, 2017 01:53 PM (wxI0Z)

525
Re: Lesbians

Many men fail to realize that women usually need clitoral stimulation to climax.

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at August 29, 2017 01:54 PM (EgwCt)

526 Honestly, is there any group more pro-lesbian than straight white males?

Posted by: Moron Robbie


Straight, white males are faddish and crave the exotic. Think Brad Majors "Get a grip on yourself, Janet! They're probably foreigners with ways different from our own. They'll probably do some more ... folk dancing".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2017 01:54 PM (/qEW2)

527 "I have never figured out what she did"

There was the pathetic #BringBackOurGirls photo.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2017 01:54 PM (ujwCG)

528 Oh the poor dog, having to service her... oh wait that came out wrong didn't it?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:17 PM (8uMxZ)



N-n-n-n-n-nope.



Anyone who's not blind and has a "service dog" needs to be beaten with a large frozen haddock-

until they don't need a "service dog".

Posted by: naturalfake at August 29, 2017 01:54 PM (NyJwR)

529 Did a quick search of pictures of Trump Texas Harvey. Many of the pictures of them getting on the plane show the high heels. Getting off the plane they cut the picture off at knee level.

Posted by: geoffb5 at August 29, 2017 01:54 PM (zOpu5)

530 >>Real life is NOT porn.


You obviously don't pick up teenage hitchhikers or order much Pizza.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 01:54 PM (9oWeQ)

531 I guess we're lucky these people...pretend their dogs are their kids.
Posted by: Maritime at August 29, 2017 12:16 PM (G/kZc)

----------------

Jerk

BestFriends@ #FreetheDogs

Posted by: Their Service Dogs at August 29, 2017 01:54 PM (giT7q)

532 I am pro AtC, pro AtC rack, and pro Pudding Cup goodness.

And the Ravage is a cool pup, too.

*reaches out to pat Ravage's head*

AUUUGGGHHH!!!!!

*pulls back bloody stump*




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 29, 2017 01:54 PM (MGCfm)

533 "...women usually need clitoral stimulation to climax."

The problem is finding the little bugger...

Posted by: navybrat at August 29, 2017 01:55 PM (w7KSn)

534 522 Oh, and then there's the Famous Homosexual Actor that I knew all the way through elementary school...

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2017 01:39 PM (TppKb)



Rock Hudson?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 01:52 PM (493sH)

Gandalf?

Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 29, 2017 01:55 PM (nBr1j)

535 If we can pick our service animals, can I pick a service lipstick lesbian?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 29, 2017 01:55 PM (tbOMB)

536 Another silver lining in this black black cloud. I've learned a number of adjustments and additions needed to my prepping. And just a warning to other people in a large urban area, the run on grocery stores during a catastrophic event is far worse than you could imagine. Right now it's a calm chaos but the lines are two hours long at most places in my area. Don't know if they have been able to restock .

I am one of the fortunate ones that remained dry though I still have to worry about the controlled releases they are doing and going to do at most of the levees and reservoirs. We've been warned that it could cause the water level to rise again in my area. Looks like my game is going into overtime.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 29, 2017 01:55 PM (LuKE7)

537 "...women usually need clitoral stimulation to climax."

Speaking of preposterous fan fiction.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 29, 2017 01:56 PM (tbOMB)

538 she seemed quite jiggly. poor service dog.

Posted by: tc3 at August 29, 2017 01:56 PM (6SJRG)

539 503 Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 01:41 PM

And don't forget her super-effective #hashtag campaign that brought Boko Haram to its knees. With laughter.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2017 01:43 PM (p+Wdc)
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Omg...I forgot that! My mind just dredged up a pic of her holding a piece of paper with that thing written on it. It was after all those girls were taken hostage. Of course, the press swooned over Michelle (Bitchelle).

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 01:56 PM (LZJOv)

540 Mentally ill absolutely do get punished. A significant percentage
of prison population are mentally ill due to closing of mental
hospitals.

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 01:46 PM (AAbgH)


---

Absolutely. And it's directly tied and caused by (D)s. Specifically Kennedy and LBJ and the D-controlled Congress of the time. IIRC they prevented Medicaid, and maybe other federal funds, from being used at mental hospitals in order to encourage more local care. Which meant the nuts were released and roaming in the neighborhoods.

Community Mental Health Act seems to be the name I'm thinking of. I think Johnson managed to f*ck something else up even more once he got in charge, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 29, 2017 01:56 PM (rjrh3)

541 If we can pick our service animals, can I pick a service lipstick lesbian?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 29, 2017 01:55 PM (tbOMB)


Sounds like you're looking for a leashbian.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 29, 2017 01:57 PM (EgwCt)

542 Women usually need clitoral stimulation to climax. More's the pity.

BADABING!

Posted by: Amy Schumer, Humor Aggregator at August 29, 2017 01:57 PM (398bZ)

543 536 Another silver lining in this black black cloud. I've learned a number of adjustments and additions needed to my prepping.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 29, 2017 01:55 PM (LuKE7)


Care to share?


I have extended family (step in-law cousin or something) that lost everything. They are fine, which is the good news. Our thoughts are with you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 29, 2017 01:58 PM (tbOMB)

544 I had some service cow last night for dinner.

There was a really good deal on three packs at the Stop n Shop, so I'll be having cow service tonight and tomorrow as well.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 01:58 PM (gIRsn)

545 We need an in depth prepping thread now more than ever

Posted by: NCKate at August 29, 2017 01:59 PM (gBS4H)

546 We've been warned that it could cause the water level to rise again in my area. Looks like my game is going into overtime.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 29, 2017 01:55 PM (LuKE7)


Shit, I'm sorry to hear that. Really, let us know how you're doing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2017 01:59 PM (dmAeF)

547 Hang dai, Texans.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 29, 2017 02:00 PM (rjrh3)

548 El BJ
Johnson

How many ways could God warn the American public and for that matter JFK?

Posted by: Mudd at August 29, 2017 02:00 PM (cfHE9)

549 520 I was refuting a misconception about mentally ill getting a Get Out of Jail pass due to their medical condition. They don't. That's why forensic psychiatry is a thing. I'm puzzled as to why my comment triggered an allcappy RR invoking reply from you?

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 02:00 PM (AAbgH)

550 455 446 You've never met a Lipstick Lesbian?
Posted by: navybrat at August 29, 2017 01:27 PM (w7KSn)

They are rare. Real life is NOT porn.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:28 PM (ujg0T)

Actually, a friend of mine from High School is one. I had such a thing for her back then. She still looks great.
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 01:30 PM (7HtZB)




I get that. There were a few I was terribly fond of back in the day at university. Still, they were the outliers.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 02:01 PM (ujg0T)

551 Probably not real police, since they aren't active unloading multiple firearms into the dog in question.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 29, 2017 02:01 PM (rznWS)

552 Does Dominos have drone delivery? A couple of large pepperonis would be nice.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2017 02:01 PM (dmAeF)

553 Another silver lining in this black black cloud. I've learned a number of adjustments and additions needed to my prepping. And just a warning to other people in a large urban area, the run on grocery stores during a catastrophic event




If you wait until it's announced, you are too late.
Hurricane Alicia came in on a Friday night. We were prepped by the weekend before. Didn't have to go to the grocery store at all.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 02:01 PM (T2Zv1)

554 497 Actually,, I'm her service dog....

*arf-arf-arf-arf*

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 29, 2017 01:41 PM (j/Mlu)


Cervix dog.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 02:02 PM (mbhDw)

555 551
Probably not real police, since they aren't active unloading multiple firearms into the dog in question.


Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 29, 2017 02:01 PM (rznWS)

They were under stand down orders.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 29, 2017 02:02 PM (tbOMB)

556 Speaking of our new civil war,...

I just got into "The Passing of the Armies" by Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain. I can't recommend it highly enough.

For a man who turned down a European sabbatical to enlist in 1862, fought the remainder of the war, was wounded several times personally, awarded the Medal of Honor for actions at Gettysburg, and who saw the loss of most of his closest friends to the Confederates during the war, and who was the ranking Union officer at the official ceremonies of Appomattox, he had this to say about his one time Confederate enemies:

"Our acquaintance had been peculiarly intimate and deep, and we had for them a strong personal regard. The 'causes' were wide apart, but the manhood was the same."

If a man who suffered so much and fought so bravely for the Union and against slavery could say this, what right does an obese, pampered, loudmouthed brat who needs her service puppy have to say a God damned thing about it?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 29, 2017 02:02 PM (QtQaN)

557 Another silver lining in this black black cloud. I've learned a number of adjustments and additions needed to my prepping. And just a warning to other people in a large urban area, the run on grocery stores during a catastrophic event is far worse than you could imagine. Right now it's a calm chaos but the lines are two hours long at most places in my area. Don't know if they have been able to restock .

This is very true - I was in the Northridge earthquake in 94, and while my apartment building was OK, the parking lot was blocked by some collapsed walls. The water and power were out, though fortunately we had a swimming pool in the complex so I could keep the toilet going. I had to hike to the nearest Ralph's for some food and the line was insane.

That was what got me into the entire "take nothing for granted" mindset.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 29, 2017 02:03 PM (tVWQB)

558 There was a really good deal on three packs at the Stop n Shop, so I'll be having cow service tonight and tomorrow as well.

I ought to go out and get some Certified Service Grade Cow for lunch, but I'm chained to my desk by the want to hit reasonable hours this week without being here after five. So...

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 29, 2017 02:03 PM (eXSOZ)

559 This sidelink is still broken:

Democrats endorse "Masked Militia" or Democrat's pieholes are shut. [Mis. Hum.]

It just comes back to AoS home.

Posted by: George LeS at August 29, 2017 02:03 PM (+TcCF)

560 Actually,, I'm her service dog....
*arf-arf-arf-arf*
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 29, 2017 01:41 PM (j/Mlu)

Cervix dog.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 02:02 PM (mbhDw)


One can only speculum about where you get your humor.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 29, 2017 02:04 PM (EgwCt)

561 Comedy gold. Shiela General Jackson General Lee thinks Hurricane Sandy and Sandy Hook shooting are one and the same. Bonus: while bashing Repunklicans.

https://tinyurl.com/yd7fuexx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 29, 2017 02:04 PM (Nwg0u)

562 559
This sidelink is still broken:



Democrats endorse "Masked Militia" or Democrat's pieholes are shut. [Mis. Hum.]



It just comes back to AoS home.

Posted by: George LeS at August 29, 2017 02:03 PM (+TcCF)

Second this. I want to see what it has to say.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 29, 2017 02:04 PM (tbOMB)

563 Actually,, I'm her service dog....
*arf-arf-arf-arf*
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 29, 2017 01:41 PM (j/Mlu)

Cervix dog.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 02:02 PM (mbhDw)

One can only speculum about where you get your humor.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 29, 2017 02:04 PM (EgwCt)


I think he listens to Urethra Franklin for inspiration.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 29, 2017 02:05 PM (tVWQB)

564 Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 29, 2017 02:02 PM

That's a great read. You'll enjoy it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2017 02:05 PM (p+Wdc)

565 I'd add that Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain was a college professor before and after the Civil War, and later Governor of the State of Maine.

Compare to our current class of professors and politicians.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 29, 2017 02:05 PM (+7/1f)

566 552 Does Dominos have drone delivery? A couple of large pepperonis would be nice.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2017 02:01 PM (dmAeF)
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Good to see you. I know last night was rough. Hang in there big fella. Ok, Ihave no idea of your size. But, your name makes me think of a Viking. Or Hagrid in Harry Potter. :-) Hope the dogs and wife are doing well.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 02:05 PM (LZJOv)

567 "I'm puzzled as to why my comment triggered an allcappy RR invoking reply from you?"

Satirically riffing on what is an absolutely predictable kneejerk reflex from the local liberal loons where I live, whenever the subject of mentally ill people in prisons comes up.

Instant blame of Reagan as a single-point cause.

Absolutely no comprehension or admission of the reality that mass psychiatric deinstitutionalization began before Reagan and was largely a creation of the left.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2017 02:05 PM (ujwCG)

568 @565
Yes he was. Before intelligent and intellectual were permanently divorced.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 29, 2017 02:06 PM (QtQaN)

569 563
I think he listens to Urethra Franklin for inspiration.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 29, 2017 02:05 PM (tVWQB)

Hymen Roth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 02:07 PM (mbhDw)

570
....and Clitoris Leachman.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 02:07 PM (mbhDw)

571 Nood

Posted by: NCKate at August 29, 2017 02:07 PM (gBS4H)

572 Actually,, I'm her service dog....
*arf-arf-arf-arf*
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 29, 2017 01:41 PM (j/Mlu)

Cervix dog.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 02:02 PM (mbhDw)

One can only speculum about where you get your humor.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 29, 2017 02:04 PM (EgwCt)

I think he listens to Urethra Franklin for inspiration.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 29, 2017 02:05 PM (tVWQB)

------

I find these comments to be disgusting and vulvar.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 29, 2017 02:07 PM (8XRCm)

573 Roger that!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 01:46 PM (gIRsn)

We're trying....

Posted by: Toddler at August 29, 2017 02:07 PM (r2VN4)

574 I know that she's the kind of person I want deciding life or death for me and my children.

Geeze, Louise.

Posted by: True the Note at August 29, 2017 02:08 PM (SJ184)

575 Comedy gold. Shiela General Jackson General Lee thinks Hurricane Sandy and Sandy Hook shooting are one and the same. Bonus: while bashing Repunklicans.

https://tinyurl.com/yd7fuexx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Fair cop.

Posted by: Sandy Koufax at August 29, 2017 02:08 PM (/qEW2)

576 She needs her Service Animal???

She needs a BRA.

Posted by: True the Note at August 29, 2017 02:09 PM (SJ184)

577 540 . I've been involved in advocacy for the mentally ill over time. Bottom line - no matter which party holds office, they're fvcked. It does happen from time to time that a local pol can get reforms passed on county or even state level, but those are exceptions rather than the rule.

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 02:09 PM (AAbgH)

578 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 29, 2017 01:58 PM (tbOMB)

Thanks. Mostly related to water events. I need to add waders as it is a health hazard to walk in that filthy, now sewage filled water. I probably will also get an inflatable dingy of some sort. I also learned what exactly is entailed when preparing your house for potential flooding and will adjust the process. It was a pain and took too long to empty my gun safes and move my ammo as just one of many examples.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 29, 2017 02:09 PM (LuKE7)

579 RedMindBlueState,
I'd be interested to know what else you recommend.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 29, 2017 02:09 PM (QtQaN)

580 561
Comedy gold. Shiela General Jackson General Lee thinks Hurricane Sandy
and Sandy Hook shooting are one and the same. Bonus: while bashing
Repunklicans.



https://tinyurl.com/yd7fuexx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 29, 2017 02:04 PM (Nwg0u)


---

God I love that woman.

"I did vote on the maximum money."

It really makes you appreciate why Barry was embraced as a Super Genius among his peers. Like Neil Tyson, Sciencetist, it's because they are.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 29, 2017 02:09 PM (rjrh3)

581 567 . Got it.

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 02:10 PM (AAbgH)

582 I could watch all day. And, that that horrible person keeps calling her dog a "Service ANIMAL" - for a dog lover like myself - grates, at least.

[I know that by saying Service Animal she can bring her pet into an eatery. Riots not so much the same;-]

As an alum of Cal I've placed all my related gear in a bag, pending the Ben Shapiro speech.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at August 29, 2017 02:12 PM (jsvaD)

583 Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 02:01 PM (T2Zv1)

I've got a years worth of food and water so I'm good . I just went to buy cat litter for the stray that's staying in my garage.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 29, 2017 02:12 PM (LuKE7)

584 New Trump scandal:

"Several journalists mocked first lady Melania Trump's choice of shoe as she and President Trump departed the White House on Tuesday en route to Texas.

"The first lady wore black cropped pants, a green bomber jacket, and black stilettos as she exited the White House for Marine One."

https://tinyurl.com/ycdbhvrw

In her defence, Mooch already took all the drapes, table clothes, and bed spreads.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 29, 2017 02:13 PM (Nwg0u)

585 I'd add that Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain was a college professor before and after the Civil War, and later Governor of the State of Maine.

Compare to our current class of professors and politicians.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 29, 2017 02:05 PM (+7/1f)

In 1914, Joshua Chamberlain ultimately died of the wounds he received at the 2nd Battle of Petersburg. He was wounded 6 times in various battles.

I don't think you can compare Joshua Chamberlain to any class of men. He had one of his own.

Posted by: troyriser at August 29, 2017 02:15 PM (Fw5cQ)

586 Well, in fairness, maybe the dog does her thinking for her and carries her conscience in saddlebags.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 29, 2017 02:15 PM (Nwg0u)

587 It's worked out for us so far but we're trapped here as our 200-foot driveway is under three feet of water. So if you read a story about a battered, bloody couple found clutching a can of sardines between them you'll know it's Her Majesty and me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2017 02:15 PM (dmAeF)

588 Anyone who'd bring an animal, let alone a service animal, to such a protest is scum.

Posted by: Rick C at August 29, 2017 02:16 PM (ECH2/)

589 Sure where a lot of masks for them being banned.

Posted by: wodun at August 29, 2017 02:19 PM (lFga6)

590 @585
And I loved this in his bio: at 70 he tried to get himself a commission to lead troops in the Spanish American War and had to be turned down. Doubtless as a Maine patriot he was particularly offended by the sinking of The Maine.

Badass if ever there was.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 29, 2017 02:21 PM (QtQaN)

591 587 It's worked out for us so far but we're trapped here as our 200-foot driveway is under three feet of water. So if you read a story about a battered, bloody couple found clutching a can of sardines between them you'll know it's Her Majesty and me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2017 02:15 PM (dmAeF)
-------
Humor has always served me well...in between the crying bouts. Make sure to keep checking in. We may not seem like it, but everyone is aware & concerned about y'all Texans. It's kinda the great flood right now...no doubt about it. Stay Strong Texas.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 02:22 PM (LZJOv)

592 Jail Music for Antifa:

"Who Let The Dogs Out"

"Me And You and a (Service) Dog Named Boo"

Posted by: mercenary13 at August 29, 2017 02:22 PM (ZOkT1)

593 She needs her Service Animal???

She needs a BRA.



She needs a membership to Jenny Craig.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 29, 2017 02:30 PM (QQ+il)

594 It was on the net today that some 20yo F got a year in jail for getting it on with a dog.

Posted by: torabora at August 29, 2017 02:30 PM (6dFYM)

595 The whole fake service animal thing pisses me off to no end. Entitled, selfish, and mentally ill is no why to go through life. If you fake needing one or present an animal as a service animal when all you want to do is bring your pet with you, you are doing a disservice to the truly disabled who benefit from having one. Go home and think about your choices in life. I speak as a person who truly has a disability that is not entirely obvious. I would benefit from having a service animal but I am reluctant to use one because appearances matter. The same applies to people who draw ss disability when they really could work. The is a place reserved in hell for these people.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 29, 2017 02:33 PM (0OmEj)

596 "Maybe the Pantifa thugs would be happier if the cops allowed dogs and then the cops just shot the dogs."

Would not surprise me if they take dogs to their "protests" in the hope that in the chaos the dog will get shot or hurt, thereby creating animosity toward the police or whoever hurt the dog, heart wrenching video clips for the MSM, and sympathy for their purported "cause".

Posted by: RM at August 29, 2017 02:35 PM (U3LtS)

597 According to the LAT:

"Yesenia Mendez, 22, was arrested on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon, resisting police and wearing a mask to evade recognition in the commission of any public offense."

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at August 29, 2017 02:36 PM (5fSr7)

598 "This sidelink is still broken:



Democrats endorse "Masked Militia" or Democrat's pieholes are shut. [Mis. Hum.]



It just comes back to AoS home."


Yup, and I'm still wondering what it's referring to, and where that link was supposed to go.

Posted by: Beavis at August 29, 2017 02:54 PM (eAZVt)

599 If the officer had tasered her a few times she'd have screeched further up the scale to the point where only the dog could hear her.

Posted by: DaveA at August 29, 2017 02:56 PM (FhXTo)

600 What's antifa doing to help?

Posted by: torabora at August 29, 2017 02:59 PM (6dFYM)

601 the police refused to allow xit to have it's service animal.

Theoretically you could probably get one of those giant plastic water tanks on a truck bed large enough for a baby manatee. It would be wrong but doable.

Posted by: DaveA at August 29, 2017 03:05 PM (FhXTo)

602 what right does an obese, pampered, loudmouthed brat who needs her service puppy have to say a God damned thing about it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxQKF2gkMgo

Posted by: DaveA at August 29, 2017 03:09 PM (FhXTo)

603 #169 Hey, she needs that cap. It's not like she stands out in a crowd...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at August 29, 2017 03:35 PM (c2q/b)

604 thinks Hurricane Sandy and Sandy Hook shooting are one and the same. Bonus: while bashing Repunklicans.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 29, 2017 02:04

I originally read that as "flashing" Republicans!

Posted by: Farmer at August 29, 2017 04:16 PM (lfXAE)

605 I tried to lipread what uni-boob was screeching but all I understood was:

wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at August 29, 2017 04:16 PM (J5mzk)

606 Why no dogs? They would be used as living shields, much like children. If one stray tear gas canister or pepperball gets near a dog you know any video of that animal's suffering will be the first thing on the nightly news (or web analogue).

And if you need a service dog, maybe you shouldn't be out rioting marching just trying to make a difference in the community rioting.

Posted by: PaperworkNinja at August 29, 2017 04:18 PM (J991N)

607
Maybe it's rebellion against social norms. Normal women typically take care to dress well and generally to look good, whereas normal men don't worry about it much. So to make a rebellious statement would entail doing the opposite in each case.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (SRKgf)

That's easy. Most men, gay or straight, value good looks in a mate. If you want to compete in the gay world, you have to look your best.

Most women, gay or straight, value other things besides looks in their mates. When women don't have to look good for men, they don't. Conversely, when men don't have to look good for men, they don't (or straight men and lesbians don't try that hard.)

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 29, 2017 04:23 PM (ZM2xo)

608 Listen carefully. I think she's screaming "I need my serious enema."

Posted by: Libra at August 29, 2017 04:44 PM (u0gU9)

609 Isn't her mother proud?

Posted by: m at August 29, 2017 05:01 PM (p6cpl)

610 What she really needs is an industrial strength bra.

Posted by: Abby Normal at August 29, 2017 05:56 PM (cQO95)

611 I may have to fap to that video later this afternoon.

Posted by: Afroman at August 29, 2017 06:02 PM (YQS0W)

612 Is its service animal a mask and base ball bat? Look at it crying and snotting and bawling because that filth is rarely held legally accountable.

Posted by: Rose at August 29, 2017 07:48 PM (3N8PC)

613 When you ban dogs then only criminals will have dogs...oh wait, antifia, already a criminal.

Posted by: Rob in Katy at August 29, 2017 08:07 PM (t57bx)

614 Hey Xe Xuck Xou

Posted by: Voter Dude at August 30, 2017 09:47 PM (U5Xeq)

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