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Arrested Antfia Screams for Xer Service Dog While Cursing Police as "Pigs"
Xe needs xer service dog.
Content warning for some salty language directed to the cops.Just when I think they can't possibly be as pathetic as they seem, one is arrested screaming for its service animal pic.twitter.com/g0UD8erWA9
— Chadwick Moore (@Chadwick_Moore) August 28, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Francis Porretto at August 29, 2017 12:13 PM (mj4NC)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 29, 2017 12:13 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: V the K at August 29, 2017 12:14 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Helen Thomas Ugly at August 29, 2017 12:14 PM (Xv4bF)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 29, 2017 12:14 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: JSchuler at August 29, 2017 12:14 PM (YsGL+)
Posted by: lowfibass at August 29, 2017 12:15 PM (BrqlK)
Posted by: V the K at August 29, 2017 12:16 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Service Animal at August 29, 2017 12:16 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: budman at August 29, 2017 12:16 PM (0HPR8)
I'm guessing their tune is going to change once they realize there are no safe spaces in combat and the police they've been denigrating won't be there to make sure they win anymore.
Posted by: squinja at August 29, 2017 12:16 PM (7g5xY)
I guess we're lucky these people aren't breeding and instead pretend their dogs are their kids.
Posted by: Maritime at August 29, 2017 12:16 PM (G/kZc)
Posted by: Astro at August 29, 2017 12:17 PM (9oWeQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:17 PM (8uMxZ)
Posted by: DanInMN at August 29, 2017 12:17 PM (OeQ/D)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 12:18 PM (T2Zv1)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:18 PM (9oWeQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:17 PM (8uMxZ)
At least my owner Dana is kinda hot.
Posted by: Jasper at August 29, 2017 12:18 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:18 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 29, 2017 12:18 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:18 PM (8uMxZ)
Posted by: L-188 Loadmasters Association at August 29, 2017 12:19 PM (CTi/U)
Posted by: Wilbur is pissed at August 29, 2017 12:19 PM (326rv)
I do believe she really was calling for her "domestic partner".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2017 12:19 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Beavis at August 29, 2017 12:19 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 12:19 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 12:18 PM (T2Zv1)
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She'll get serviced by a dog in prison no doubt.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 29, 2017 12:19 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:19 PM (9oWeQ)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 29, 2017 12:20 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2017 12:20 PM (A7DN1)
Posted by: socratease at August 29, 2017 12:20 PM (2GbWn)
Posted by: service dog at August 29, 2017 12:20 PM (PY9jH)
It's a scam for selfish people to drag their animals around with them wherever they go, regardless of situation or hygiene.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2017 12:20 PM (X6fMO)
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At least being blind you won't have to see the travesty that is closed captioning.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 29, 2017 12:20 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:20 PM (9oWeQ)
Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:21 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Dang at August 29, 2017 12:21 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Toby the Beagle at August 29, 2017 12:21 PM (bIwZ6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2017 12:21 PM (IqV8l)
Tell a schizophrenic enough times that someone is his enemy= dead innocent bystanders.
Posted by: Sal at August 29, 2017 12:21 PM (hA4a+)
Posted by: L-188 Loadmasters Association at August 29, 2017 12:19 PM (CTi/U)
Well done! * golf clap *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2017 12:21 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2017 12:21 PM (A7DN1)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 29, 2017 12:21 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: bicentennialguy
She'll be somebody's bitch.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 12:21 PM (T2Zv1)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 12:18 PM (T2Zv1)
She will be someones bitch though.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 29, 2017 12:22 PM (r5KeJ)
This is an allusion to the founding of the Black Panther Movement.
Most ordinary citizens even in the SF Bay Area wouldn't necessarily pick up on the message, to include the bien-pensant Whole Foods yuppie liberals, but the code is instantly decipherable by fellow travelers in the violent revolutionary left.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2017 12:22 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:22 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: CNN at August 29, 2017 12:22 PM (+INtM)
Posted by: Cujo at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (326rv)
Posted by: RKae at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (4Xfb/)
Happened this week where I work. Lady goes into the restroom with her service dog. Said service dog is a Chihuahua. Said service dog did his business on the bathroom floor.
The maintenance lady who had to clean that mess was not happy.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (8uMxZ)
I'm sure it appeals to a broad cross section of the electorate- don't you?
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (A7DN1)
Pray for me.
Posted by: Toby the Beagle
Run Toby! Run!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (T2Zv1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: red speck at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (6Krd7)
And they are serving the community...
Does that not, by definition.... make them 'Service Animals'?
I'd say she got a couple of them right there already...
Posted by: Don Quixote, Philosophizer and MetaPhyisician at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (NgKpN)
There's a difference.
/"but officer, I get anxious if Muffy isn't with me at all times!"
Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (aT+Bx)
http://tinyurl.com/ya6m7a8g
Posted by: V the K at August 29, 2017 12:16 PM (O7MnT)
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They seem nice.
Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Dale Carnegie at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: JPS at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (47JQd)
I'm sure it appeals to a broad cross section of the electorate- don't you?
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (A7DN1)
They're loving it in Peoria.
Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (Enq6K)
One of those two dudes Veritas got busted, (Creamer?) said they actively sought the homeless and mentally ill to agitate at Trump rallies. Soros is crafty: knows they don't ask for much money on bennies.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (ty7RM)
This is an allusion to the founding of the Black Panther Movement.
Most ordinary citizens even in the SF Bay Area wouldn't necessarily pick up on the message, to include the bien-pensant Whole Foods yuppie liberals, but the code is instantly decipherable by fellow travelers in the violent revolutionary left.
Posted by: torquewrench
Thanks for the targeting update
Posted by: L-188 Loadmasters Association at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (CTi/U)
It would be where it belongs, outside the melee, which would also be an improvement for her. And the melee.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: T at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Dang at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (8b+oT)
Fuck it, I give up. Why did I even bother writing my book?
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Dude, you went in the wrong direction with your advice.
Posted by: Machiavelli at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: DanInMN at August 29, 2017 12:17 PM (OeQ/D)
It really is. These people have gone completely around the bend. Doesn't make them less dangerous, but they are totally bugfuck nuts.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (A7DN1)
Posted by: Trouser Trout in a Barrel at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (Gvprl)
Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2017 12:23 PM (UoSKV)
No one said evolution was gonna be pretty.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (493sH)
Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (wZuWv)
It should get a service animal; a rabid badger.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (bML9A)
For some reason I read this in the manner of a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon, with Hobbes refusing to let down the ladder for the G.R.O.S.s. clubhouse.
"Tigers are nimble and light on their toes. My RE-SPECT for tigers CONTINUALLY grows"
"You're not doing the dance."
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jasper at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (9oWeQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (dmAeF)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 29, 2017 12:26 PM (O5Q3r)
One hour maybe?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
IF she eventually goes.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 12:26 PM (T2Zv1)
And they were stationing thugs in the area to report on the movements of the conservatives as they were trying to leave.
THIS is why you need to be able to legally carry.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:26 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (SRKgf)
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To be fair, most of them haven't finished evolving yet.
Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2017 12:26 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Dale Carnegie at August 29, 2017 12:23
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You think you have problems?
I wrote fiction. My books are now instruction manuals.
Posted by: George Orwell at August 29, 2017 12:26 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2017 12:26 PM (A7DN1)
She is truly a very large toddler throwing a tantrum
TrigglyPuff's cousin.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2017 12:25 PM (pNxlR)
I believe you have assumed xer's preferred pronoun, citizen. You will be escorted to the Ministry of Justice for correction and reprogramming.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 12:26 PM (0mRoj)
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Exactly. One of our dogs went through three classes and about a year of on-the-job training to become an official certified therapy dog.
My sister went online and got a "certificate" for her Pomeranian, so she could take her into stores and on the airplane. Ticks me off bigly.
Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 12:27 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 29, 2017 12:27 PM (wPiJc)
They just grab their mutt and call it a "service animal." Some go so far as to slap a $20 vest they bought from Amazon on it that says "service animal."
It's getting out of hand.
Thanks to Lawyer's Employment Act or ADA.
Another law that never should have passed, was poorly drafted and ought to be subject to massive reform or repeal.
But the able-bodied will cry bloody murder if you made them walk an extra ten feet rather than park in front of the blue sign.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 29, 2017 12:27 PM (oF/7l)
Or did I get that wrong?
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2017 12:26 PM (A7DN1)
She IS a pig.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 12:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 12:18 PM (T2Zv1)
More likely she'll be the service dog, IYKWIM.
Posted by: T at August 29, 2017 12:27 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 29, 2017 12:27 PM (SRKgf)
[ / leftist loon]
Posted by: JPS at August 29, 2017 12:27 PM (47JQd)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 12:18 PM (T2Zv1)
More likely she'll be the service dog, IYKWIM.
Posted by: T at August 29, 2017 12:27 PM (Vgw1E)
Hope she likes commissary peanut butter.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 12:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: NCKate at August 29, 2017 12:28 PM (gBS4H)
Posted by: Trigglypuff at August 29, 2017 12:28 PM (m/Gc2)
I need my fooking service enema?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2017 12:28 PM (pNxlR)
Toby the Beagle
Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 12:28 PM (rmVvL)
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We disassociate ourselves with that type.
And, for the record, they hold us captive. We try to escape, but most of the time we're locked in a room. There's only so much we can do; we don't have opposable thumbs.
Posted by: cats at August 29, 2017 12:28 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: RKae at August 29, 2017 12:28 PM (4Xfb/)
Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 12:28 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (A7DN1)
Posted by: NCKate at August 29, 2017 12:28 PM (gBS4H)
I'll make an exception for severely autistic kids and combat vets with PTSD.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Rapey Dolphin at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (8uMxZ)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (9oWeQ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (493sH)
Lessee here ... white leftist punks with iPhones etc. recruit black gang punks from Oakland ... this has interesting possibilities.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Spartacus at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (9oWeQ)
I wonder what that would be. Hyena maybe? Skunk?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Catherine The Great at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2017 12:30 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:30 PM (PY9jH)
punks from Oakland ... this has interesting possibilities.
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Don't forget us!
Posted by: "Hispanic" Gangbangers at August 29, 2017 12:30 PM (aT+Bx)
It's a scam for selfish people to drag their animals around with them wherever they go, regardless of situation or hygiene.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2017 12:20 PM (X6fMO)
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Preach it! It's a scam! And it's going to make it impossible for genuine service dogs to do their jobs. People should have to show their disability papers at the door if they want to bring their binkys inside.
Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 12:30 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 29, 2017 12:30 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Sheriff Brody at August 29, 2017 12:30 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:30 PM (PY9jH)
I want to be on the ground with Melania.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 12:31 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (8uMxZ)
Nope....the team ain't that important.
Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:31 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:31 PM (Enq6K)
Got in invite yesterday via FB for a Furry meet on Friday. Luckily I have to work and the meet place is a three hour drive one way. As if I want to hang with a bunch of Yiffing sniffers.
Android cat-grrls have standards! Right Uni?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:31 PM (8uMxZ)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 29, 2017 12:31 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2017 12:32 PM (IqV8l)
Ben Carson is there.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:32 PM (PY9jH)
Anna, I thought of you yesterday watching the storm track. I hope you are safe, dry and happy.
Thank you all for your thoughts these last few days. They have been "ruff." (Ha!)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2017 12:32 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (0mRoj)
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Also people in wheelchairs. As I said - want a service dog? Show your disability papers.
Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 12:32 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Catherine The Great at August 29, 2017 12:32 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 29, 2017 12:31 PM (ty7RM)
Except in Berkeley they've mostly been ordered to stand around and watch, not actually do anything.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 12:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:32 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 29, 2017 12:32 PM (wwL6Q)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 29, 2017 12:32 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Ronald McDonald at August 29, 2017 12:32 PM (1jqSv)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:33 PM (9oWeQ)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 29, 2017 12:33 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:31 PM (Enq6K)
And low and behold, Melania is wearing sneakers...She has a change on the Plane? Oh my what will the Left bitch about now, now that she took her heals off? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2017 12:33 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:33 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:33 PM (PY9jH)
Worried the cops on the scene would see them and start shooting.
Posted by: buzzion at August 29, 2017 12:34 PM (cAnNx)
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He is going to really be under fire (more than the usual) with trying to find housing.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 29, 2017 12:34 PM (MIKMs)
CNN: President Trump arrives in Texas to view the damage that his racist hate created!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:34 PM (493sH)
Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 12:34 PM (lwiT4)
Always wondered what my Spirit Animal's second job was.
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:34 PM (9oWeQ)
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:34 PM (7HtZB)
sneakers...She has a change on the Plane? Oh my what will the Left bitch
about now, now that she took her heals off? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2017 12:33 PM (5y11N)
I know! Who knew that a woman could change shoes on a plane?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:35 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Pervy Grin at August 29, 2017 12:35 PM (t5SJk)
Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2017 12:35 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: wooga at August 29, 2017 12:35 PM (3I7wr)
Hope things are getting better for you.
Book Thread is dangerous to me for I get ideas. So now 2,200 words into Reaper Cat Six's story which was spun off the Space Marine Midwives thing Sunday.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:35 PM (8uMxZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 12:35 PM (T2Zv1)
Melania is wearing sneakers and a ball cap? Where can I see this? I suppose it will involve turning on the TV ....
Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 12:34 PM (lwiT4)
And her hair in a ponytail.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:35 PM (PY9jH)
sneakers...She has a change on the Plane? Oh my what will the Left bitch
about now, now that she took her heals off? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2017 12:33 PM (5y11N)
Hehehe...they will conveniently forget said earlier bitching.
Posted by: IC at August 29, 2017 12:36 PM (a0IVu)
I thought we had just decided that we weren't a team, as such, at least not one to take that kind of hit for.
"Jeder fuer sich und Gott fuer uns alle. Rette sich wer kann."
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 12:36 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:36 PM (9oWeQ)
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 29, 2017 12:36 PM (FZYNt)
Hey, CNN pinheads! You might want to tell your goons to cease fire. There's people you don't want to fuck with, and there's people you REALLY don't want to fuck with.
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2017 12:36 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 29, 2017 12:36 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 29, 2017 12:31 PM (ty7RM)
I think this more & more. Cops have a high divorce rate, iirc. That is understandable.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 12:36 PM (1jqSv)
Posted by: Dang at August 29, 2017 12:36 PM (8b+oT)
sneakers...She has a change on the Plane? Oh my what will the Left bitch
about now, now that she took her heals off? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2017 12:33 PM (5y11N)
Wanna bet they bitch about 'FLOTUS' on her cap? I guarandamntee it.
Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (Enq6K)
We're going to need more community agonizers.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (Gs5TH)
Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (Enq6K)
Of course they will.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Dang at August 29, 2017 12:21 PM (8b+oT)
"Fags and dykes, boogien' together,
Leather freaks, dressed in all kinds of leather,
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists, too,
Screaming, please hit me, and I'll hit you!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (2le8w)
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:38 PM (9oWeQ)
Posted by: Toby the Beagle at August 29, 2017 12:38 PM (bIwZ6)
If I were the Attorney General, I would be going after BAMN et al like Giuliani went after the Mafia in NYC.
But, I'm not.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 12:38 PM (mbhDw)
If you need a service dog, it's a good idea to avoid violent riots, especially as a participant.
Maybe, in the future, you'll use logic and common sense. When you violate the law, the police don't give a SHIT about your "service dog" either real, or imagined.
Posted by: deadrody at August 29, 2017 12:38 PM (FvbGP)
Wanna bet they bitch about 'FLOTUS' on her cap? I guarandamntee it.
Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (Enq6K)
First thing I thought of too.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:38 PM (493sH)
Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2017 12:35 PM (UoSKV)
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Thanks bluebell. I'm not quite sure how the cable box works.
Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 12:38 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:24 PM (Enq6K)
For some reason, the anti-Trump factions at Bradley have very limited interest. If you got rid of the proggie perferssors, there would be even less.
Posted by: the guy across the street at August 29, 2017 12:38 PM (sf2BM)
Posted by: service dog at August 29, 2017 12:39 PM (mJ8mX)
Is Spanish one of the languages FLOTUS speaks? I remember Laura Bush spoke Spanish pretty well.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (MIKMs)
She speaks Italian. I'm not sure what other languages.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:39 PM (PY9jH)
real and a threat?"
Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2017 12:39 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (Enq6K)
LOL, no doubt..They will bitch and moan about everything he and the First Lady do today.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2017 12:39 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: IC at August 29, 2017 12:39 PM (a0IVu)
Great.
And of what value will your skills be AFTER you get your revolution?
If they knew any history--and they don't--they'd know that their hero Che was specifically sent out/encouraged by Castro because the odds were near 100% he'd get killed.
Neatly solving Castro's problem for him.
But, they think they will somehow fare better.
They always do.
Until they're lined up against the wall.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 29, 2017 12:39 PM (oF/7l)
Posted by: toby the beagle at August 29, 2017 12:40 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (MIKMs)
Italian....close enough for gov't work.
Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:40 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Dang at August 29, 2017 12:40 PM (8b+oT)
Always wondered what my Spirit Animal's second job was.
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:34 PM (9oWeQ)
My Service animal is half Wolf... can't keep him here though.... he's in Nevada where I will eventually be moving to...
Posted by: Don Quixote, Philosophizer and MetaPhyisician at August 29, 2017 12:40 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:39 PM (PY9jH)
I think Italian, French, German, English and her native Slovakian (?).
Posted by: IC at August 29, 2017 12:40 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: t-bird
Pro tip: Gators are showing up everywhere. Too easy to feed them. Guarantee there won't be many CSI investigations going on any time soon.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 12:40 PM (T2Zv1)
Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 12:38 PM (lwiT4)
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We don't even have a cable box! I always just watch this stuff on Youtube on another tab, and just toggle back and forth between here and there.
You know, while I'm actually supposed to be practicing my housewifery or doing other important stuff.
Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2017 12:40 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Mudd at August 29, 2017 12:40 PM (cfHE9)
"For some reason I read this in the manner of a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon"
General Pinochet 2.0 will quietly dispatch political undesirables to the Pernicious Poem Place.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2017 12:40 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Dana Perino at August 29, 2017 12:41 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Dang at August 29, 2017 12:21 PM (8b+oT)
Probably a guy wearing the panties. The guys are probably more effeminate than the very mannish wymyn
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:41 PM (493sH)
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Nope, can't say that in a crowded theater. Not even a half-crowded one.
Posted by: nancy Pelosi at August 29, 2017 12:41 PM (7HtZB)
I'm guessing their tune is going to change once they realize there are no safe spaces in combat and the police they've been denigrating won't be there to make sure they win anymore.
Posted by: squinja at August 29, 2017 12:16 PM (7g5xY)
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Oh, they absolutely have not thought it through. Part of the fact that they live in an echo chamber / bubble of liberal FEELZ. In reality, their numbers are tiny and the alleged opposition is armed to the teeth with all the professional armed personnel nominally on the other side as well.
When the "resistance" goes full civil war, the left is going to be annihilated overnight. The only real question is whether the media can give them enough cover by lying to make it seem like the left either won, or didn't start the fight in the first place.
Sad to say, for the left and the media, I don't think nearly enough people are either mistaken as to what's going on in this country or believe a fucking word the media says about anything, for that to work in their favor.
Posted by: deadrody at August 29, 2017 12:41 PM (FvbGP)
Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (Enq6K)
First thing I thought of too.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:38 PM (493sH)
At least it isn't... FLILF....
Posted by: Don Quixote, Philosophizer and MetaPhyisician at August 29, 2017 12:42 PM (NgKpN)
Maybe, in the future, you'll use logic and common sense.
******
It actually blows that whole whining about micro-aggressions right out of the water. One tends to lose their victim credibility in the middle of actively participating in a riot.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 29, 2017 12:42 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 29, 2017 12:42 PM (bjWNl)
Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 12:42 PM (AAbgH)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at August 29, 2017 12:42 PM (mJ8mX)
But, I'm not.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 12:38 PM (mbhDw)
A suggestion. Go through the DoJ and see who can and will help AG Sessions do all this work. I'm going to say that he doesn't have much help yet do to the Senate lagging on appointees.
Also, who is going to do all the leg work? Those assholes at the FBI who are only interested in pensions and other bennies?
Yeah. The hate on AG Sessions is getting fucking old.
Posted by: the guy across the street at August 29, 2017 12:42 PM (sf2BM)
Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2017 12:42 PM (ujwCG)
Intertubes say German, French, Italian, Slovenian, Serbo-Croatian, and English.
Then the other interwebs dispute all of that except Slovenian and English.
She was born Melanija Knavs, which is to say a version of the Krautish Melania Knauss.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 12:43 PM (gIRsn)
For some reason, the anti-Trump factions at
Bradley have very limited interest. If you got rid of the proggie
perferssors, there would be even less. Posted by: the guy across the street at August 29, 2017 12:38 PM (sf2BM)
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Bradley is an engineering school for the most part. The indifference toward politics is reassuring. Of course, the most 'diverse' profs and instructors are in the hard sciences. Old white folk for the pseudosciences.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 29, 2017 12:43 PM (MIKMs)
Trump landed and got driven away. So you won't find him speaking yet, it's just flood coverage.
Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2017 12:43 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:37 PM (Enq6K)
First thing I thought of too.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:38 PM (493sH)
At least it isn't... FLILF....
Posted by: Don Quixote, Philosophizer and MetaPhyisician at August 29, 2017 12:42 PM (NgKpN)
She only wears that on Trump's birthday.
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:43 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Trish McNamara at August 29, 2017 12:43 PM (Z3AfY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:44 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: IC at August 29, 2017 12:44 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: runner at August 29, 2017 12:44 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:35 PM (8uMxZ)
A story and an observation, though I expect I will get willowed:
I know a priest (ex-Navy) whose name is Richard Burton. He tells a story about how, many years ago, he wound up near his parents' vacation house and had to call for them to get in the boat, come across the lake and pick him up.
So he needed to call (this was in the days before cell phones) but he didn't have any money on him. So he contacted the operator and said he wanted to place a collect call.
"Name, please?" asked the operator.
"Richard Burton."
There was a pause on the other end of the line, so my friend followed up with, "But I'm not the one you're thinking of."
"I know you're not," the operator replied. "You're calling collect."
Anyway, while we were drinking the other day, I suggested he buy a boat (which he wants to do), get a wacky sidekick and run around the Caribbean, solving crimes and saving souls. Then I said to myself, I should pitch that to Amazon as a series.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2017 12:44 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: V the K at August 29, 2017 12:14 PM (O7MnT)
I am beginning to wonder if we will need the USA equivalent, or will a non-alcoholic Joe McCarthy suffice.
We will need to root out the Communist leftovers, who have taken over one major political party, and hound them out of office, out of the nation, and perhaps out of their lives.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 12:44 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2017 12:44 PM (bIwZ6)
Still, I have personally met service dogs that were just basically a security blanket,
Posted by: Emmie at August 29, 2017 12:44 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:44 PM (Enq6K)
Ugh.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 29, 2017 12:45 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Jim at August 29, 2017 12:45 PM (MGCfm)
Posted by: Little Dutch Boy at August 29, 2017 12:45 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 12:45 PM (lwiT4)
She is the master, the dog is the...what?
Isn't that the kind of thing they are protesting?
Posted by: sgmstv at August 29, 2017 12:45 PM (crTpS)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 29, 2017 12:45 PM (wPiJc)
Is if she assaulted a Cop....
Posted by: Don Quixote, Philosophizer and MetaPhyisician at August 29, 2017 12:45 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Scott M at August 29, 2017 12:46 PM (AdBfq)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2017 12:46 PM (/qEW2)
Intertubes say German, French, Italian, Slovenian, Serbo-Croatian, and English.
Then the other interwebs dispute all of that except Slovenian and English.
She was born Melanija Knavs, which is to say a version of the Krautish Melania Knauss.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 12:43 PM (gIRsn)
Slovenia used to be a part of Italy, so it makes sense Italian would be taught as a second language.
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:46 PM (7HtZB)
Where's my service monkey for when someone beats me to a comment?
Stupid monkey. Probably trying to type Shakespeare again.
I told him it won't work without the fedora with the "Press" tag in the headband. But no.
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at August 29, 2017 12:46 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2017 12:46 PM (UoSKV)
Hasn't the left established that the letter X is a symbol of the Confederacy? So can they be Xes and Xirs any more. Wouldn't that make them practically endorsing the Confederacy?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:46 PM (493sH)
Your service dog called and said xe's home safe and chewing up your Barry Manilow memorabilia.
Posted by: Mr. MaGoose at August 29, 2017 12:47 PM (0dmP2)
Posted by: WisRich at August 29, 2017 12:47 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 29, 2017 12:47 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2017 12:47 PM (dmAeF)
The whole "service animal" charade pisses me off to no end. It's like adults walking around with their "blankey".
I guess we're lucky these people aren't breeding and instead pretend their dogs are their kids.
.
.
.
.It's all a big scam these days. There are at least two places online that will "certify" your dog as a Service Animal for $75. My wife is having to deal with the explosion of these fake service dogs as an HR. Right now the Courts are on the side of the person with the fake dog because of the touchy feely attitudes that obama left on the Federal Court system.
They are using them to live in places that don't allow pets and are able to bring them to work and get free airplane rides for them in the cabin.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 12:47 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 29, 2017 12:47 PM (mf5HN)
She is the master, the dog is the...what?
Isn't that the kind of thing they are protesting?
Posted by: sgmstv at August 29, 2017 12:45 PM (crTpS)
I am sorry Sir, but you are asking for them to have a coherent philosophy...
That is, in and of itself, Racist, as Logic is a creation of the White Man.
ergo, you asking them to make sense, makes you a Racist....
Posted by: Don Quixote, Philosophizer and MetaPhyisician at August 29, 2017 12:47 PM (NgKpN)
A visual I'll never forget from that idiot Obama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:47 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: geoffb5 at August 29, 2017 12:48 PM (zOpu5)
Nah. You don't get a figure like that eating chicken.
Posted by: cornbred at August 29, 2017 12:48 PM (vPveH)
Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 12:48 PM (Enq6K)
He'll also need a millionaire, a movie star and a professor who is handy with coconuts.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 29, 2017 12:48 PM (l9m7l)
They have (or had) a WH petition for that. Got 10K signatures in just a short time.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2017 12:49 PM (bIwZ6)
Water, water everywhere, and not a drop to drink.
Water, water everywhere and oh, the place did stink.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2017 12:49 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:49 PM (9oWeQ)
Posted by: mugiwara at August 29, 2017 12:49 PM (KsTlt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2017 12:49 PM (5y11N)
trained to detect when a diabetic is getting into trouble with their
blood sugar. They can smell it on the disbetic's breath and go get help
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Certified therapy dogs are also useful for people who suffer from epilepsy. But I think you should have medical papers showing your need for a service animal before you can take it anywhere. You also should need a certificate showing that your animal has gone through the necessary training.
My sister hops on a plane with her fake "service animal" - no one asks to see any kind of documentation at all. That dog is no more a service animal than the caterpillar on the sidewalk.
Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 12:49 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 29, 2017 12:49 PM (fA1SL)
Indeed.
Posted by: klaftern at August 29, 2017 12:50 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 29, 2017 12:48 PM (l9m7l)
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Oh sure. Leave me out.
No coconut cream pie for YOU.
Posted by: Maryann at August 29, 2017 12:50 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 29, 2017 12:50 PM (mcI77)
Water, water everywhere and oh, the place did stink.
Scream For Me, Houston!
SCREAM FOR ME, HOUSTON!
Posted by: Bruce Dickinson at August 29, 2017 12:50 PM (9oWeQ)
That's fucking sick.
Here, Splash! Here!
Good boy. Good boy.
Posted by: zombie ted kennedy at August 29, 2017 12:50 PM (mJ8mX)
Joe Bastardi postulated a possible reintensification cycle once that happened. This isn't visible yet. But a big bolus of fresh moisture is moving north out of the Bay of Campeche, and what's left of Harvey may still be strong enough to snork it up and redistribute it over land.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2017 12:50 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:51 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mudd at August 29, 2017 12:51 PM (cfHE9)
That high pitched shreiking at the cops is annoying af.
So, if we take their woobies away they'll collapse in a flood of hysterics.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 12:51 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)
Nope.
My brain contains permanent etched images of every photo I've ever taken, and a mugshot rogue's gallery of every person in them.
This person is not in my archive. I can tell at a glance.
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2017 12:51 PM (DQ4Fv)
A visual I'll never forget from that idiot Obama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:47 PM (PY9jH)
Actually... this trip he is supposed to stay in the capital... so as not to get in the way of people trying to respond... so as not to get in the way of those trying to help...
Posted by: Don Quixote, Philosophizer and MetaPhyisician at August 29, 2017 12:52 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Bruce Dickinson at August 29, 2017 12:50 PM (9oWeQ)
Where is this planet Whoston?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:52 PM (493sH)
And they were stationing thugs in the area to report on the movements of the conservatives as they were trying to leave.
THIS is why you need to be able to legally carry.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:26 PM (PY9jH)
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This is also why I do not think sane people should show up at these rallies. These are not "real" protests...these are criminals, sociopaths, mentally unbalanced people, who will use any excuse to be violent. It's a no win situation for sane people. All you are is a target. Someone to beat up.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 12:52 PM (1jqSv)
That's fucking sick.
Here, Splash! Here!
Good boy. Good boy.
Posted by: zombie ted kennedy at August 29, 2017 12:50 PM (mJ8mX)
Actually, over at DailyMail, they're bitching because she wore high heals heading out of White house on their way to AF1.
Apparently the concept of change shoes is a foreign concept to the left.
Posted by: WisRich at August 29, 2017 12:53 PM (G0vdT)
It's a thing really ugly women do as a statement.
They don't need to try and be pretty!
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:53 PM (9oWeQ)
I asked my husband WTF and he just said public school system.
Posted by: abby at August 29, 2017 12:53 PM (HBU7W)
That is unequivocal
Posted by: Sure at August 29, 2017 12:43 PM (7YmmH)
Sure you can.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2017 12:53 PM (2le8w)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2017 12:53 PM (m9X4Y)
And a love interest. A mysterious hottie who just always happens to be on whichever island you show up at.
Is she in love? Is she a Soviet spy (shut up about the anachronism, all hot foreign chicks are Soviet spies or Soviet spy-curious).
And the sidekick should have one line that makes it into every episode, like "can we please leave this island without shooting anyone?", but of course they can't.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 12:53 PM (gIRsn)
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"...while he was eating CAKE !!1!1"
Posted by: this is...CNN ! at August 29, 2017 12:53 PM (QC/4S)
That high pitched shreiking at the cops is annoying af.
So, if we take their woobies away they'll collapse in a flood of hysterics.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 12:51 PM (Ri/rl)
Well, the shaved head means no lice or less of it.
Personally I like the thought of these leftist "womyn" thrown into cells at Gitmo with the more cooperative of male muslim prisoners. Thinking of that, their high pitched shreiking becomes delightful, if you know what I mean and I think you do....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 12:54 PM (ujg0T)
They don't need to try and be pretty!
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:53 PM (9oWeQ)
I don't think all the trying in the world would help her..umm..xer..umm..it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:54 PM (493sH)
I've seen your gallery. You have my sympathy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2017 12:54 PM (bIwZ6)
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"...while he was eating CAKE !!1!1"
Posted by: this is...CNN ! at August 29, 2017 12:53 PM (QC/4S)
Two scoops of ice cream
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (493sH)
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2017 12:51 PM (DQ4Fv)
zombie with the literal sense, photographic memory for the win.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: IC at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (OVUYQ)
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"...while he was eating CAKE !!1!1"
Posted by: this is...CNN ! at August 29, 2017 12:53 PM (QC/4S)
Should have loaded Air Force 1 up with ... Taco Bowls.... to help the relief effort...
oh.... and Trump brand Water...
Posted by: Don Quixote, Philosophizer and MetaPhyisician at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (+Dllb)
http://tinyurl.com/y7yejlop
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (PY9jH)
That is unequivocal
Posted by: Sure
So it was proclaimed! So shall it be done!
Posted by: Sure as shit...dogshit at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (326rv)
You know, Ace collects Etchings - right?
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (9oWeQ)
Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (AAbgH)
Posted by: Emmie at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (ZapPq)
It makes up for not shaving their arm pits or legs
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (493sH)
A New Yorker article on "emotional support animals." The author goes places with different animals to see the reactions (snake, turtle, turkey, and more). Worth a read.
https://tinyurl.com/lsh3csd
Posted by: Maryann at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:54 PM (493sH)
Rush has always said feminism was created to give ugly women a chance.
Antifa attracts homely Pats with mental issues.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (Ri/rl)
It's a thing really ugly women do as a statement.
They don't need to try and be pretty!
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:53 PM (9oWeQ)
That's something I never understood. The stereotype gay man is stylish & well-groomed & tries to look attractive as possible, while the stereotype lesbian is the opposite. Wouldn't everyone try to look attractive in order to attract?
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (7HtZB)
Step 2 : Whine that you want "Your Rights as an American" immediately afterwards.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (UoSKV)
I'm waiting to see PDT is a fancy speed boat going by homeless black people and splashing them.
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"...while he was eating CAKE !!1!1"
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He was drinking RUSSIAN VODKA too!!!111!!!
Posted by: MSNBC at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at August 29, 2017 12:58 PM (wxI0Z)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:58 PM (9oWeQ)
Posted by: Yoda at August 29, 2017 12:58 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 12:58 PM (AAbgH)
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (7HtZB)
The Snowflake Generation would rather look like a Cartoon Character than a real person, honestly.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 29, 2017 12:58 PM (9TK8E)
.........
Maybe he could toss out Trump steaks as he goes by.
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2017 12:58 PM (HgMAr)
Bets on when the useful idiots claiming that free speech is overrated will denounce this and want this asshole pulled down and melted for scrap?
Posted by: AoS betting window at August 29, 2017 12:58 PM (326rv)
That is unequivocal
Posted by: Sure at August 29, 2017 12:43 PM (7YmmH)
It's got a Palin Steele smell to it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (493sH)
There was a pause on the other end of the line, so my friend followed up with, "But I'm not the one you're thinking of."
"I know you're not," the operator replied. "You're calling collect."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2017 12:44 PM (X6fMO)
Similar story: my brother knows a guy by the name of James Garner. He used to do a lot of business traveling and although he did not try to make anybody think he was *that* James Garner, he didn't go out of his way to deny it. He was amazed at the number of free rooms, meals, ticket upgrades and the like he was comped during his traveling, and without even asking.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (bjWNl)
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (7HtZB)
Excellent question. We'll be asking Congress for an additional $35 million to study this phenomenon.
Posted by: Department of Health and Human Services at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (0mRoj)
They have (or had) a WH petition for that. Got 10K signatures in just a short time.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2017 12:49 PM (bIwZ6)
that is good...
Posted by: this is...CNN ! at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (QC/4S)
Melania looks super cute in her ponytail and cap. That woman seems incapable of not looking good. *jealous*
Posted by: IC at August 29, 2017 12:55 PM (a0IVu)
And she's smiling and pleasant. No "America is a mean country!" pissy face, like our last FLOTUS.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (PY9jH)
Step 2 : Whine that you want "Your Rights as an American" immediately afterwards.
Step 3: Blank look when asked about "hypocrisy."
Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: IC at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (a0IVu)
Well, Lesbians are (for the most part) women...
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 12:58 PM (9oWeQ)
Right. Wouldn't a lesbian be attracted to good-looking women?
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: runner at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (QC/4S)
That is unequivocal
Posted by: Sure at August 29, 2017 12:43 PM (7YmmH)
Sure you can.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2017 12:53 PM (2le8w)
Dollars to doughnuts it's an emotional support animal and not a service dog.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: mark1971 at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at August 29, 2017 01:00 PM (H5knJ)
That high pitched shreiking at the cops is annoying af.
So, if we take their woobies away they'll collapse in a flood of hysterics.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 12:51 PM (Ri/"
You can still suck your thumb in prison. You get a blanket and everything.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2017 01:00 PM (A7DN1)
One does not seek to understand women.
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 01:00 PM (9oWeQ)
Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 01:00 PM (lwiT4)
............
Looks like a buzz cut with a #3 blade.
Posted by: Supercuts at August 29, 2017 01:01 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (7HtZB)
The Snowflake Generation would rather look like a Cartoon Character than a real person, honestly.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 29, 2017 12:58 PM (9TK8E)
yeah, I can see that. Crayola-colored hair, wearing hats with furry animal ears (even in summer).
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 01:01 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 01:01 PM (AAbgH)
Bitch is still as ugly as a blood clot on an prolapsed rectum.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2017 01:01 PM (4AVeu)
There was a pause on the other end of the line, so my friend followed up with, "But I'm not the one you're thinking of."
"I know you're not," the operator replied. "You're calling collect."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2017 12:44 PM (X6fMO)
Similar story: my brother knows a guy by the name of James Garner. He used to do a lot of business traveling and although he did not try to make anybody think he was *that* James Garner, he didn't go out of his way to deny it. He was amazed at the number of free rooms, meals, ticket upgrades and the like he was comped during his traveling, and without even asking.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (bjWNl)
My wife has met, in passing, a guy named Donald Trump. I hope he hasn't been hurt by a leftie.
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 29, 2017 01:01 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 01:01 PM (8uMxZ)
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Yep. That's exactly what I said up thread.
And by "emotional service dog" certified via "a vest purchased online."
/oh God. Shep is on. Had to change to Fox Biz.
Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 01:01 PM (aT+Bx)
FL professor is relieved of his teaching position after tweeting Trump supporters in TX deserved the hurricane.
He later responds to a tweet that yeah, FL Trump voters deserve a hurricane too. Idiot lives in Tampa.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 01:01 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 01:01 PM (V5Y5S)
used to do a lot of business traveling and although he did not try to
make anybody think he was *that* James Garner, he didn't go out of his
way to deny it. He was amazed at the number of free rooms, meals, ticket
upgrades and the like he was comped during his traveling, and without
even asking.
.
.
.I met a guy who was a dead ringer for Danny Bonaducci. He looked so much like him he got a fake ID and picked up tons of hot chicks using it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 01:02 PM (+Dllb)
Probably funny only to me - one of the many books I'm reading right now is Rough Justice, the memoir of an ex-member of the London Metropolitan Police's elite "Flying Squad."
In one of his stories, he talks about being in a council estate to arrest a miscreant, whose consort screams at him and his partner, who suddenly turns to the woman and says, "Maggie, be quiet. You know you've got a head of mad dog shit."
To which words, for some reason, she goes quiet and doesn't bother the officers any more.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2017 01:02 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Service Dogs for Trump at August 29, 2017 01:02 PM (4AVeu)
pts against googling:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2017 01:02 PM (D7Ygt)
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (7HtZB)
I've never thought about that. I bet the gay guys make fun of these chicks.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 01:02 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 01:02 PM (AAbgH)
The only thing she's emotionally disturbed about is the lack of a sandwich.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2017 01:03 PM (A7DN1)
Step 2 : Whine that you want "Your Rights as an American" immediately afterwards.
Step 3: Blank look when asked about "hypocrisy."
Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 12:59 PM (aT+Bx)
Nice. I may have to turn this into a GP rant.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 29, 2017 01:03 PM (bjWNl)
[
They are trained to do that. They learn it in rioting class. It adds drama to the scene, makes it look like the cops are abusing her, and attracts the attention of the media.
They have training classes about this stuff with lawyers explaining just what they can do and not get arrested.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2017 01:03 PM (m9X4Y)
Is Interview still a thing? It was pretty cool back in the Warhol days.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 01:03 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 01:02 PM (+Dllb)
Looks like Danny Bonaducci gets you hot chicks? Who knew?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 01:03 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 29, 2017 12:29 PM (fA1SL)
Based Stickman knew the risks. He was in Berkley, California, on camera, in a highly visible leadership role, hitting de facto state-sponsored Antifa thugs with a stick. Imprisonment was the likeliest outcome.
Posted by: troyriser at August 29, 2017 01:04 PM (Fw5cQ)
Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 01:02 PM (AAbgH)
Weren't the roadways to get to it all flooded?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:04 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: kallisto
Focus groups must have been devastating.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 01:04 PM (T2Zv1)
Posted by: BignJames at August 29, 2017 01:04 PM (x9c8r)
I have a bunch of lesbian friends. Too many, really.
They insist on highlighting anything that would make them less attractive to men.
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 01:04 PM (9oWeQ)
/oh God. Shep is on. Had to change to Fox Biz.
Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 01:01 PM (aT+Bx)
Sorry shibumi, she's obviously a mental case. I feel sorry for her dog.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 01:04 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: troyriser at August 29, 2017 01:04 PM (Fw5cQ)
Irrelevant. Their side has lawyers and bail ready to go. Ours must do better.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:05 PM (ujg0T)
used to do a lot of business traveling and although he did not try to
make anybody think he was *that* James Garner, he didn't go out of his
way to deny it. He was amazed at the number of free rooms, meals, ticket
upgrades and the like he was comped during his traveling, and without
even asking.
.
.
.I met a guy who was a dead ringer for Danny Bonaducci. He looked so much like him he got a fake ID and picked up tons of hot chicks using it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 29, 2017 01:02 PM (+Dllb)
I've been mistaken for Matthew Perry* a few times, someone even wanted my autograph once.
*From TV's "Friends" not the Admiral who opened Japan in 1854.
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 01:05 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 01:02 PM (AAbgH)
He did have flooding in his church. He was posting pics when people were giving him shit about it.
Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 01:05 PM (Enq6K)
Oh, this was funny a couple of days ago. CNN reporter is interviewing a poor woman holding her little daughter. Little girl points to reporter's pants, where he sees a large spider climbing his leg.
Heh. At least he managed not to scream like a girl.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 01:05 PM (PY9jH)
Is she limited to carry-on
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 01:05 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 29, 2017 01:05 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (7HtZB)
Ok, think about that. Would guys try to look clean, groomed, handsome, stylish if they didn't think that was what women wanted? If it had no bearing on their getting laid, ever?
Guys would be living in caves with big screen TVs, maybe, if that wasn't too much effort. Take away the reproductive drive and you get that above.
I have 4 sons and a husband.
Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2017 01:06 PM (wZuWv)
Posted by: Moses at August 29, 2017 01:06 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 01:02 PM (AAbgH)
Weren't the roadways to get to it all flooded?
Posted by: Curmudgeon
No. Watched videos on Fb of people walking all around it and a car driving by it.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 01:06 PM (T2Zv1)
Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2017 01:06 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 01:06 PM (PY9jH)
Dollars to doughnuts it's an emotional support animal and not a service dog.
Posted by: CaliGirl
There's a dickhead doctor here that will write a letter for one for $200.
It was telling to watch some vermin bitch about another being asked to leave a store because one of the owners was violently allergic to most animals. Then, and only then was this oxygen thief interested in federal law, and how it was wrong to deny entry....no fucks given if the storekeeper fell ill or died.
Posted by: AoS betting window at August 29, 2017 01:06 PM (326rv)
Is she limited to carry-on
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2017 01:05 PM (J+eG2)
She got off the plane wearning sneakers. Take that aswipe media.
Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2017 01:07 PM (wZuWv)
is America's First Lady. She was even dressed like Jackie Kennedy. I
am so confused.
==
"first lady" ? that was a typo , it was supposed to be "massive ass"...summer interns, sheesh
Posted by: Interview Magazine at August 29, 2017 01:07 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:04 PM (ujg0T)
============================
God's still trying.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 01:07 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: mark1971 at August 29, 2017 01:07 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Shep Smith! at August 29, 2017 01:08 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 01:01 PM (7HtZB)
It's easy to believe there's no objective reality when nobody bothers to look like a real person anymore.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 29, 2017 01:08 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 29, 2017 01:08 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2017 01:08 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Dom Hillary at August 29, 2017 01:08 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: mark1971 at August 29, 2017 01:07 PM (xPl2J)
*sigh* Tell me about it.
Posted by: Michael Bolton at August 29, 2017 01:08 PM (RwwCT)
Can anyone imagine Barry the Fairy wearing a USA cap?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 01:08 PM (493sH)
Boo fucking hoo.
Posted by: Michael Bolton at August 29, 2017 01:08 PM (9oWeQ)
Battle hardened. Gritty. Spines of steel.
No different from heroes who stormed Omaha Beach, I tell you.
Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Movie was total gimmicky bs. If you're ever curious, the internet has plenty of pics.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 01:06 PM (T2Zv1)
Well, the overpass point of a road is always high ground, but the surroundings? I just don't trust the Left media anymore, particularly when it comes to a preacher.
Even if you think his feel-good theology is not serious, as someone did above, never forget the Left propensity to smear.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (7HtZB)
Maybe it's rebellion against social norms. Normal women typically take care to dress well and generally to look good, whereas normal men don't worry about it much. So to make a rebellious statement would entail doing the opposite in each case.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Downcast at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (WARgh)
Apparently, pony tail and a baseball cap is a look you can rock if you happen to be an Eastern European fashion model.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: IC at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (a0IVu)
I've seen your gallery. You have my sympathy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
This has happened to my many times over the years:
I'm walking down a crowded street in San Francisco, or standing on a crowded train, and out of the corner of my eye I see someone who inexplicably seems familiar. I think to myself, "Where do I know this person from?" And then my internal database of "moonbats at protests" starts clanking into motion, and within a few seconds I'll realize -- "That was the person carrying the red sign at the 2012 Slutwalk!" or whatever. Then when I go home I look up that photo report, and yup -- correct every time.
It's a curse as much as a blessing.
About two years ago I was in a business meeting and one of the women there, dressed to the nines, sparked this "strangely familiar" feeling. It took me a minute but then realized I had seen her carrying a "Christian Fascists Out of My Uterus!" sign at some pro-abortion rally 8 years earlier, dressed like a angry feminist.
Ooops, I decided to not do a deal with that company. Too bad!
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2017 01:10 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 01:05 PM (7HtZB)
That's funny, I'd scribble an indecipherable autograph with a rude caption.
I've only been mistaken for Kevin Costner's girlfriend.
I was at a golf tournament watching his group. My husband was following another group. I think because I was alone people thought I was his girlfriend.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 01:10 PM (Ri/rl)
Apparently, pony tail and a baseball cap is a look you can rock if you happen to be an Eastern European fashion model.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (gIRsn)
I'm imagining her in a cowgirl hat
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 01:10 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 01:11 PM (9oWeQ)
Posted by: kathysaysso at August 29, 2017 01:11 PM (vkS2Z)
Can anyone imagine Barry the Fairy wearing a USA cap?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 01:08 PM (493sH)
Wow, great point. I tried envisioning it and just couldn't. Obama would think it's too "Nationalist".
Posted by: WisRich at August 29, 2017 01:11 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: IC at August 29, 2017 01:12 PM (a0IVu)
AND SHE'S WEARING WHITE AND IT'S ALMOST LABOR DAY!!!
Posted by: Sheppy at August 29, 2017 01:12 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 29, 2017 01:12 PM (OVUYQ)
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2017 01:10 PM (DQ4Fv)
You really do have a gift. I'm jealous.
Do you ever forget a a name?
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 01:12 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: WisRich
Not who we are
Posted by: Bruce at August 29, 2017 01:12 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 01:05 PM (7HtZB)
That's funny, I'd scribble an indecipherable autograph with a rude caption.
I've only been mistaken for Kevin Costner's girlfriend.
I was at a golf tournament watching his group. My husband was following another group. I think because I was alone people thought I was his girlfriend.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 01:10 PM (Ri/rl)
--------
The gf that is now his wife is beautiful.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 01:13 PM (G3Kkn)
Ooops, I decided to not do a deal with that company. Too bad!
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2017 01:10 PM (DQ4Fv)
If only there was some discreet way to let that company know exactly *why* you turned them down. (I know you stay incognito for purposes of recording these people).
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:13 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2017 01:13 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:05 PM (ujg0T)
Not irrelevant to a California jury or--for that matter--any jury. Felony aggravated assault is hard to beat when you feature yourself doing it on camera. He'll need zombie F. Lee Bailey to walk away from any of that. And he knew it going in.
Posted by: troyriser at August 29, 2017 01:13 PM (Fw5cQ)
" I'm waiting for PDT to walk along the TX shore, stooping to pick up lil' tar balls.
A visual I'll never forget from that idiot Obama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:47 PM (PY9jH)"
No he''ll make a small cross out of flotsam (placed there by his staff) while the Confederate Navy sails in the background.
(Bill Clinton at Normandy style.)
Posted by: geoffb5 at August 29, 2017 01:13 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (gIRsn)
Any halfways good-looking woman looks good in a ballcap and ponytail.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2017 01:14 PM (2le8w)
Let me check.
Yes. Yes there is.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2017 01:13 PM (m9X4Y)
Was he auditioning to be the cowboy in the Village People?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 01:14 PM (493sH)
They insist on highlighting anything that would make them less attractive to men.
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 01:04 PM (9oWeQ)
That is a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 29, 2017 01:14 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 29, 2017 01:14 PM (398bZ)
" I'm waiting for PDT to walk along the TX shore, stooping to pick up lil' tar balls.
A visual I'll never forget from that idiot Obama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 12:47 PM (PY9jH)"
Sounds raaaaacist.
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 29, 2017 01:15 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 29, 2017 01:15 PM (/Qs0S)
He was auditioning to be the Service Animal for The Village People.
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 01:15 PM (9oWeQ)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at August 29, 2017 01:15 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 29, 2017 01:15 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2017 01:16 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (gIRsn)
Any halfways good-looking woman looks good in a ballcap and ponytail.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2017 01:14 PM (2le8w)
Women working out at the gym always look hotter with a baseball cap.
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 29, 2017 01:16 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 29, 2017 01:16 PM (mcI77)
I found it!
This is a wonderful, and hilarious, article about scam service animals.
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/10/20/pets-allowed
The best is the alpaca.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 29, 2017 01:16 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at August 29, 2017 01:17 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 29, 2017 01:17 PM (398bZ)
Do you ever forget a a name?
Posted by: CaliGirl
Nope.
Also, never forget a spelling of a name, no matter how weird. People are always surprised that I always spell their names right, even if I only ever saw it written down once, long ago
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2017 01:17 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:05 PM (ujg0T)
Not irrelevant to a California jury or--for that matter--any jury. Felony aggravated assault is hard to beat when you feature yourself doing it on camera. He'll need zombie F. Lee Bailey to walk away from any of that. And he knew it going in.
Posted by: troyriser at August 29, 2017 01:13 PM (Fw5cQ)
And yet, the Leftists get away with it, all the time. I will leave it at that.....
We have to start defending our side much more tenaciously.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:17 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2017 01:17 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 01:13 PM (G3Kkn)
I don't know who his girlfriend is. I know where one of his homes is though. Padaro lane in Carpinteria.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 01:18 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 29, 2017 01:18 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 29, 2017 01:16 PM (mcI77)
More like throw M'Chelle out of the rescue boat.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:19 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 29, 2017 01:18 PM (nBr1j)
And the dog has a penis.
Posted by: mark1971 at August 29, 2017 01:19 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 29, 2017 01:19 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Joseph Merrick at August 29, 2017 01:20 PM (wxI0Z)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 29, 2017 01:20 PM (398bZ)
Do you ever forget a a name?
Posted by: CaliGirl
Nope.
Also, never forget a spelling of a name, no matter how weird. People are always surprised that I always spell their names right, even if I only ever saw it written down once, long ago
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2017 01:17 PM (DQ4Fv)
Oh my, now I'm really jealous. I never forget a face, I have a difficult time remembering names. I have to do a word association to remember names.
You really do have a gift.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 29, 2017 01:20 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at August 29, 2017 01:20 PM (nFwvY)
Wait...Melania is there? But Interview magazine told me Kim Kardashian
is America's First Lady. She was even dressed like Jackie Kennedy. I
am so confused.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 01:01 PM
--
Melania is there in objective reality. That the AOS preferred reality. That's YOUR reality.
Kimmy K is there is libtard delusional reality. That's the CNN/Colbert/Daily Show/ Huffpo reality. You
Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 01:20 PM (aT+Bx)
Have the twin girls of the Bush family ever defended him?
Have the Obama girls ever defended him?
Maybe I have missed that, so I am asking. But the vileness directed toward him angers me more than anything. And the lack of people coming to his defense. smh I mean, the media was outraged when other first family kids were criticized.
Didn't a woman even lose her job for opining on the Obama girls dressing casual for an event?
Anyway...just asking.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 01:20 PM (G3Kkn)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
Ah yes. The lovely left wanted to ban hate speech. Bend over and get ready to take that ban...wrapped around a pineapple.
Posted by: AoS betting window at August 29, 2017 01:20 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2017 01:20 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 29, 2017 01:19 PM (ty7RM)
Hold this over Claire McAsshole's head. Let her defend a public representative calling for the assassination of the President of the United States.
No win situation for her.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 01:21 PM (mbhDw)
ABC news Houston, couldn't cut away fast enough to hide it. LOL
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
p.s. No doubt CNN is recruiting "protesters" to get on camera.
Posted by: Jim at August 29, 2017 01:21 PM (MGCfm)
Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2017 01:21 PM (eLttb)
Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 01:21 PM (AAbgH)
Posted by: Jasper at August 29, 2017 01:21 PM (mcI77)
celebrities with more houses than they need, would open up those empty
houses to the people in Houston made homeless by these flood waters.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 29, 2017 01:20 PM (m9X4Y)
Has Glenn Beck opened his mansion in Dallas to anyone yet?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 01:22 PM (PY9jH)
But she has a promising future in tennis comedy!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 01:22 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: zombie Michael Jackson at August 29, 2017 01:22 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: Morris at August 29, 2017 01:22 PM (oEq2J)
Wasn't an option in an earlier age.
I would like to look like Baloo the Bear
... bear necessities ...
Posted by: Mudd at August 29, 2017 01:22 PM (cfHE9)
Did the Mooch ever attend any of the "disasters" that happened under her husband? I'm talking natural disasters...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2017 01:23 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 29, 2017 01:23 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Northernlurker
crazy. he looks crazy. sorry; that's mostly his personality shining through....
Posted by: the Butcher at August 29, 2017 01:23 PM (KtAmr)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2017 01:23 PM (O2RFr)
Why would she? We're a mean, slave-owning, racist country after all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2017 01:24 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Barky McBammy at August 29, 2017 01:24 PM (gbWkA)
Wasn't an option in an earlier age.
I would like to look like Baloo the Bear
... bear necessities ...
Posted by: Mudd at August 29, 2017 01:22 PM (cfHE9)
Seems like it really became "Well, we have to accept it" right after I graduated High School.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 29, 2017 01:24 PM (9TK8E)
I know... It irked her to have to live in the White House because slaves built it!
Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2017 01:25 PM (O2RFr)
I think she showed up in Memphis when a delivery truck from Central BBQ overturned and dumped its contents on hwy 55. Other than that, nope.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 29, 2017 01:25 PM (ty7RM)
When the lobster market crashed, Michelle was front and center.
Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2017 01:25 PM (eLttb)
Posted by: db at August 29, 2017 01:26 PM (xWAfV)
Posted by: MacGruber at August 29, 2017 01:27 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: navybrat at August 29, 2017 01:27 PM (w7KSn)
I suspect all of her wailing about not having her service dog will be
used by her attorney in her upcoming big-ass lawsuit against BPD and the
city of Berkeley.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 29, 2017 12:42 PM (bjWNl)
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Berkeley... Berkeley...
Which political party has been in exclusive control of Berkeley for decades now? (From a quick internet search it looks like almost 50 years.)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 29, 2017 01:27 PM (rjrh3)
And yet, a clueless clown who's still working in the administration and still dictating policy and still giving official interviews to the media.
It was really disheartening when someone spitefully leaked the Secret Service e-mail bulletin about Sebastian Gorka, the one saying "the guy was fired while traveling, he still has his WH Complex passes in his possession, don't let him back on the premises".
Just to rub salt in the wound for Gorka and imply that he was some sort of unstable nut case who might *try* to return to the grounds even after no longer being employed there.
Really? Really? The federal government is being run by a snippy junior high school mean-girl clique? Guess so.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2017 01:27 PM (ujwCG)
John Le Carre wrote about you, I believe...
Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2017 01:28 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: MacGruber at August 29, 2017 01:27 PM (sWgE+)
the medical term is "progressivism"
Posted by: runner at August 29, 2017 01:28 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: navybrat at August 29, 2017 01:27 PM (w7KSn)
They are rare. Real life is NOT porn.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:28 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2017 01:27 PM (ujwCG)
Yup. But not as mature as that.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 29, 2017 01:28 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 01:21 PM (AAbgH)
Philly is a strange animal. Not sure if it's the whole underlying 'brotherly love' thing or not. But when you expect other cities to blow up and self destruct, I'd put Philly at the back of the list.
Not last place, but really far down on the list.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 29, 2017 01:28 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: jmm at August 29, 2017 01:28 PM (VWsDl)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:28 PM (ujg0T)
More's the pity.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 01:29 PM (0mRoj)
When the lobster market crashed, Michelle was front and center.
Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2017 01:25 PM (eLttb)
Like visiting middle income earners who lost their health insurance and their incomes?
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 29, 2017 01:29 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: navybrat at August 29, 2017 01:29 PM (w7KSn)
because they are not known for intelligence.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 29, 2017 01:23 PM (MIKMs)
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Shhhh! Hadrian might hear you, and that would not go well.
Posted by: grammie winger, Psalm 93:4 at August 29, 2017 01:30 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 12:57 PM (7HtZB)
--
This is a defensive measure against eye-rape, and a more specific acknowledgement of the non-gay-males' wide acceptance and encouragement of hot lesbians.
Honestly, is there any group more pro-lesbian than straight white males?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 29, 2017 01:30 PM (rjrh3)
Posted by: navybrat at August 29, 2017 01:27 PM (w7KSn)
They are rare. Real life is NOT porn.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:28 PM (ujg0T)
Actually, a friend of mine from High School is one. I had such a thing for her back then. She still looks great.
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 01:30 PM (7HtZB)
Just to rub salt in the wound for Gorka and imply that he was some sort of unstable nut case who might *try* to return to the grounds even after no longer being employed there.
The leaking was bad, but I would not make to much out of that...I bet that is rather routine when people no longer work for the President.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2017 01:30 PM (5y11N)
If Trump were the things antifa strokes themselves believing he is, hell, if Trump were the things that I want him to be, individuals like Cohn and Koskinen would be in Seattle. And San Diego. And Boston. And Miami. Simultaneously. While the head occupied a pike in the Rose Garden. The traditional 14th century approach.
Yeah, I'm kidding. But not by that much.
Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2017 01:30 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Morons and some Moronettes at August 29, 2017 01:31 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:28 PM (ujg0T)
Back in my club days (long, long ago...), pretty much all of the "Lipstick Lesbians" were actually straight girls who were in a committed relationship, and only faked being lesbian to keep guys from hitting on them.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 29, 2017 01:31 PM (9TK8E)
I mean, when was the last time we had a First Lady where you could do that.
The idiots here (me included) are throwing elbows to get he beat TV viewing position when she's traveling with the president.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2017 01:31 PM (A7DN1)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:17 PM (ujg0T)
Republican millionaires and billionaires are worthless. Say what you want about those Soros-funded activist networks and the likes of Tom Steyer, the guy who bought the California state legislature, but they stand by their own.
Posted by: troyriser at August 29, 2017 01:31 PM (Fw5cQ)
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 29, 2017 01:18 PM (nBr1j)
And the dog has a penis.
Posted by: mark1971 at August 29, 2017 01:19 PM
So...trans dog?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2017 01:31 PM (p+Wdc)
Next stop, Shetlands on airplanes.
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 29, 2017 01:31 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2017 01:06 PM (wZuWv)
Good grief, how do you live in all of that silence?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 29, 2017 01:31 PM (bjWNl)
Not where I live.
Posted by: navybrat at August 29, 2017 01:29 PM (w7KSn)
Dear Penthouse Forum,
I never thought this would happen to me, but these lipstick lesbian neighbors of mine....
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 01:31 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) PoC at August 29, 2017 01:32 PM (LTHVh)
The Latin Gash Hound*
*borrowed from the National Lampoon 'Dogs' issue, which I have in a box around here somewhere.
Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2017 01:32 PM (TppKb)
HOUSTON (AP) - Officials in Brazoria County, Texas, south of Houston, are warning that Columbia Lakes levee has breached. All residents have been urged to evacuate.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 29, 2017 01:33 PM (Q6Lfj)
They were both SFPD.
Posted by: navybrat at August 29, 2017 01:33 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 01:30 PM (7HtZB)
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You make the point. One. That you had known in high school.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 29, 2017 01:33 PM (rjrh3)
Liberals make ethical noises, but they have no idea of what the words mean. Underneath, they are snarling animals, and every now and then they let the mask drop. People have got to learn that what they face is not someone with legitimate grievances, but an animal who has learned to mimic human speech in order to manipulate humans.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2017 01:33 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 29, 2017 01:30 PM (rjrh3)
I'm hereby declaring me and The Rack as a group and we challenge this statement.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 29, 2017 01:33 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 29, 2017 01:33 PM (YQ4mh)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 29, 2017 01:34 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 01:30 PM
Same here. Real cutie from law school. Hung out with her a lot. Of course, her coming out later did a lot to explain why I never managed to make any headway with her in school...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2017 01:35 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: macleod at August 29, 2017 01:35 PM (I7blG)
Male friend used to take his LL classmate to clubs, one of them would get a date at least...
Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2017 01:36 PM (TppKb)
No rules. No penalties.
Let the citizenry sort it out.
And this shit would be over in less than 72 hours.
It's coming to that anyways, so why not the sooner the better?
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 29, 2017 01:36 PM (jWe5r)
Honestly, is there any group more pro-lesbian than straight white males?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 29, 2017 01:30 PM (rjrh3)
Sure, we can understand performing the activities that lesbians perform on each other.
That understanding does not apply to male penis in male back door activity.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 29, 2017 01:37 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 29, 2017 01:19 PM (ty7RM)
This happened a week or two ago. I wonder if anything else has happened since then?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 29, 2017 01:37 PM (bjWNl)
Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 01:37 PM (AAbgH)
It's like Disney letting sick or otherwise special-needs kids who don't function well in crowds (much less standing and waiting in one place for 45 minutes) skip the line at Disney. F*cking great idea, and it has to be destroyed because everyone figured out that their Little Angels somehow deserved to skip the line, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 29, 2017 01:37 PM (rjrh3)
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A wire transfer or two from George Soros.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 29, 2017 01:38 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 29, 2017 01:38 PM (r5KeJ)
Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 01:37 PM (AAbgH)
Rexxon should never have been brought on in the first place
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 01:38 PM (493sH)
Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2017 01:36 PM (TppKb)
Ha! I get to use my joke! The great thing about being bi is that I have a 100% chance of not having a date on Friday night.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 29, 2017 01:39 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 01:38 PM (493sH)
He's such an asshole, he could have served under Fredo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2017 01:39 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 29, 2017 01:39 PM (rjrh3)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 29, 2017 01:39 PM (vg8iE)
Funny, ain't it? Knew a couple guys from elementary school on up, by middle school they were best friends, by high school they were inseparable, and it took me until my senior year to figure out what everyone else already had.
Oh, and then there's the Famous Homosexual Actor that I knew all the way through elementary school...
Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2017 01:39 PM (TppKb)
It makes up for not shaving their arm pits or legs
Universal conservation of shaving principle? Is that what Occam's razor is all about?
Posted by: Anachronda at August 29, 2017 01:41 PM (sGtp+)
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Upthread? In another thread? Someone noted that Antifa were actually actively recruiting the mentally ill as members.
Which, in itself, is clever.
Essentially, when you get a person who is mentally ill to commit violence in the name of your organization, there are NO blow back.
You get to commit whatever violent acts you want, and when the person is caught, they are tagged as mentally ill and not punished.
As long as someone is "mentally ill," you can have them do whatever you want and face no consequences at all. I'm guessing even k*ll.
"We can't be responsible for what mentally ill individuals do in our name."
Posted by: shibumi at August 29, 2017 01:41 PM (aT+Bx)
Tillerson, well, he's a lazy globalist fuck.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 29, 2017 01:41 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: It's me donna
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I have never figured out what she did.
- Her mother raised the girls
- I can remember no other 1st Lady who did such a piss poor job with her platform. Failed at student lunches. Then took up the 8 glasses of water a day for about a minute.
- I don't remember her showing up at any natural disasters.
- She said she was gonna be involved with injured soldiers & wives...never saw real indication of that.
After their White House term ended, I tripped across some website where there was worshipful fan fiction stuff dedicated to her. I don't know how else to describe it. It was unbelievable. Treacly. About how she moved, Greek goddess, stuff like that. I think some even made magazines. It was delusional.
I think she is, at her core, a hateful, bitter person. Any doubts I had ended with an interview she gave at the close of her White House residency.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 01:41 PM (LZJOv)
Posted by: Strobe at August 29, 2017 01:41 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 29, 2017 01:33 PM (mf5HN)
--
FWIW, white straight males are very pro you and The Rack, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 29, 2017 01:41 PM (rjrh3)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 29, 2017 01:41 PM (j/Mlu)
Q-tip worship.
Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2017 01:42 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2017 01:42 PM (5y11N)
=======
Weaponized body odor
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 29, 2017 01:39 PM (vg8iE)
But they are arming up. Can't say they know which end of a firearm is the "business" end, but they are arming up.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 29, 2017 01:42 PM (jxbfJ)
I thought the stripping of committee assignments was news. I was in training all week/weekend, so a bit behind.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 29, 2017 01:42 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2017 01:35 PM (p+Wdc)
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So..... YOU ruined her....
Posted by: fixerupper at August 29, 2017 01:43 PM (8XRCm)
And don't forget her super-effective #hashtag campaign that brought Boko Haram to its knees. With laughter.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2017 01:43 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 29, 2017 01:44 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:28 PM (ujg0T)
More's the pity.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2017 01:44 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: NCKate at August 29, 2017 01:45 PM (gBS4H)
I have never figured out what she did.
--
He held up a #sign when some girls were kidnapped and spent the entire day with multiple staff in makeup and photo sessions. Now go and admire the best-of-the-best picture to come out of all of that time and effort.
Michael also replaced a rug in room with some sort of bamboo curtains (on the floor) and put a multicolor target on one wall. In what was certainly not an example of the oft-mentioned soft bigotry of low expectations based only on her skin color, she was hailed as a decorating genius to rival Jackie O because of this.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 29, 2017 01:46 PM (rjrh3)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 29, 2017 01:43 PM
Ha! Never even got the opportunity, more's the pity.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2017 01:46 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:28 PM (ujg0T)
More's the pity.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2017 01:44 PM (X6fMO)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2017 01:46 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: SGTYork at August 29, 2017 01:46 PM (ITvKk)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 01:46 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 01:46 PM (AAbgH)
We taught our 4yo kid that joke. He even did the Dangerfield collar thing
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at August 29, 2017 01:47 PM (wxI0Z)
*borrowed from the National Lampoon 'Dogs' issue, which I have in a box around here somewhere.
Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2017 01:32 PM (TppKb)
Bred secretly by medieval ladies in waiting.
And the "Ordish Plunger," bred exclusively for the insatiable Queen Wheema the Moist of Ord.
I remember that issue.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2017 01:48 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 29, 2017 01:48 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 01:49 PM (9oWeQ)
Posted by: The mass media can EABOD. at August 29, 2017 01:49 PM (CEU4j)
because they are not known for intelligence.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 29, 2017 01:23 PM (MIKMs)
Tell you what. We'll loan you one of our girls for a while. Your wallet, computer, bank account, etc. will vanish and you won't even be aware they're gone.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2017 01:51 PM (dmAeF)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 29, 2017 01:51 PM (8XRCm)
Obligatory:
RONNY RAYGUN COLDLY THREW THE MENTALLY ILL OUT IN THE STREETS TO PAY FOR TAX CUTS FOR HIS RICH FRIENDS ELEVENTY
Never mind that the federal courts had already made it de facto and de jure impossible by that point to keep people institutionalized against their will, even demonstrably dysfunctionally mentally ill persons.
And never mind that the psychiatrists had agitated loudly for noninstitutionalized "care in the community" and pledged that such a thing would and could work just fine.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2017 01:51 PM (ujwCG)
Then why are the plots and actors so fucking stupid?
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 29, 2017 01:48 PM (eXSOZ)
This is a helluva point.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 29, 2017 01:52 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2017 01:39 PM (TppKb)
Rock Hudson?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 01:52 PM (493sH)
______
Ok.... did I miss a new meme or something.??
Posted by: fixerupper at August 29, 2017 01:51 PM
Nope. Just a coincidence.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2017 01:52 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2017 01:51 PM (ujwCG)
Reagan did it as a nod to Roslyn Carter. She advocated for it.
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at August 29, 2017 01:53 PM (wxI0Z)
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at August 29, 2017 01:54 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Straight, white males are faddish and crave the exotic. Think Brad Majors "Get a grip on yourself, Janet! They're probably foreigners with ways different from our own. They'll probably do some more ... folk dancing".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2017 01:54 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2017 01:54 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 29, 2017 12:17 PM (8uMxZ)
N-n-n-n-n-nope.
Anyone who's not blind and has a "service dog" needs to be beaten with a large frozen haddock-
until they don't need a "service dog".
Posted by: naturalfake at August 29, 2017 01:54 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: geoffb5 at August 29, 2017 01:54 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2017 01:54 PM (9oWeQ)
Posted by: Maritime at August 29, 2017 12:16 PM (G/kZc)
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Jerk
BestFriends@ #FreetheDogs
Posted by: Their Service Dogs at August 29, 2017 01:54 PM (giT7q)
And the Ravage is a cool pup, too.
*reaches out to pat Ravage's head*
AUUUGGGHHH!!!!!
*pulls back bloody stump*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 29, 2017 01:54 PM (MGCfm)
The problem is finding the little bugger...
Posted by: navybrat at August 29, 2017 01:55 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2017 01:39 PM (TppKb)
Rock Hudson?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2017 01:52 PM (493sH)
Gandalf?
Posted by: Northernlurker, phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 29, 2017 01:55 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 29, 2017 01:55 PM (tbOMB)
I am one of the fortunate ones that remained dry though I still have to worry about the controlled releases they are doing and going to do at most of the levees and reservoirs. We've been warned that it could cause the water level to rise again in my area. Looks like my game is going into overtime.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 29, 2017 01:55 PM (LuKE7)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 29, 2017 01:56 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: tc3 at August 29, 2017 01:56 PM (6SJRG)
And don't forget her super-effective #hashtag campaign that brought Boko Haram to its knees. With laughter.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2017 01:43 PM (p+Wdc)
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Omg...I forgot that! My mind just dredged up a pic of her holding a piece of paper with that thing written on it. It was after all those girls were taken hostage. Of course, the press swooned over Michelle (Bitchelle).
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 01:56 PM (LZJOv)
of prison population are mentally ill due to closing of mental
hospitals.
Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 01:46 PM (AAbgH)
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Absolutely. And it's directly tied and caused by (D)s. Specifically Kennedy and LBJ and the D-controlled Congress of the time. IIRC they prevented Medicaid, and maybe other federal funds, from being used at mental hospitals in order to encourage more local care. Which meant the nuts were released and roaming in the neighborhoods.
Community Mental Health Act seems to be the name I'm thinking of. I think Johnson managed to f*ck something else up even more once he got in charge, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 29, 2017 01:56 PM (rjrh3)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 29, 2017 01:55 PM (tbOMB)
Sounds like you're looking for a leashbian.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 29, 2017 01:57 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Amy Schumer, Humor Aggregator at August 29, 2017 01:57 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 29, 2017 01:55 PM (LuKE7)
Care to share?
I have extended family (step in-law cousin or something) that lost everything. They are fine, which is the good news. Our thoughts are with you.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 29, 2017 01:58 PM (tbOMB)
There was a really good deal on three packs at the Stop n Shop, so I'll be having cow service tonight and tomorrow as well.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2017 01:58 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: NCKate at August 29, 2017 01:59 PM (gBS4H)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 29, 2017 01:55 PM (LuKE7)
Shit, I'm sorry to hear that. Really, let us know how you're doing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2017 01:59 PM (dmAeF)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 29, 2017 02:00 PM (rjrh3)
Posted by: Mudd at August 29, 2017 02:00 PM (cfHE9)
Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 02:00 PM (AAbgH)
Posted by: navybrat at August 29, 2017 01:27 PM (w7KSn)
They are rare. Real life is NOT porn.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 01:28 PM (ujg0T)
Actually, a friend of mine from High School is one. I had such a thing for her back then. She still looks great.
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2017 01:30 PM (7HtZB)
I get that. There were a few I was terribly fond of back in the day at university. Still, they were the outliers.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 29, 2017 02:01 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 29, 2017 02:01 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2017 02:01 PM (dmAeF)
If you wait until it's announced, you are too late.
Hurricane Alicia came in on a Friday night. We were prepped by the weekend before. Didn't have to go to the grocery store at all.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2017 02:01 PM (T2Zv1)
*arf-arf-arf-arf*
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 29, 2017 01:41 PM (j/Mlu)
Cervix dog.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 02:02 PM (mbhDw)
Probably not real police, since they aren't active unloading multiple firearms into the dog in question.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 29, 2017 02:01 PM (rznWS)
They were under stand down orders.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 29, 2017 02:02 PM (tbOMB)
I just got into "The Passing of the Armies" by Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain. I can't recommend it highly enough.
For a man who turned down a European sabbatical to enlist in 1862, fought the remainder of the war, was wounded several times personally, awarded the Medal of Honor for actions at Gettysburg, and who saw the loss of most of his closest friends to the Confederates during the war, and who was the ranking Union officer at the official ceremonies of Appomattox, he had this to say about his one time Confederate enemies:
"Our acquaintance had been peculiarly intimate and deep, and we had for them a strong personal regard. The 'causes' were wide apart, but the manhood was the same."
If a man who suffered so much and fought so bravely for the Union and against slavery could say this, what right does an obese, pampered, loudmouthed brat who needs her service puppy have to say a God damned thing about it?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 29, 2017 02:02 PM (QtQaN)
This is very true - I was in the Northridge earthquake in 94, and while my apartment building was OK, the parking lot was blocked by some collapsed walls. The water and power were out, though fortunately we had a swimming pool in the complex so I could keep the toilet going. I had to hike to the nearest Ralph's for some food and the line was insane.
That was what got me into the entire "take nothing for granted" mindset.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 29, 2017 02:03 PM (tVWQB)
I ought to go out and get some Certified Service Grade Cow for lunch, but I'm chained to my desk by the want to hit reasonable hours this week without being here after five. So...
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 29, 2017 02:03 PM (eXSOZ)
Democrats endorse "Masked Militia" or Democrat's pieholes are shut. [Mis. Hum.]
It just comes back to AoS home.
Posted by: George LeS at August 29, 2017 02:03 PM (+TcCF)
*arf-arf-arf-arf*
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 29, 2017 01:41 PM (j/Mlu)
Cervix dog.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 02:02 PM (mbhDw)
One can only speculum about where you get your humor.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 29, 2017 02:04 PM (EgwCt)
https://tinyurl.com/yd7fuexx
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 29, 2017 02:04 PM (Nwg0u)
This sidelink is still broken:
Democrats endorse "Masked Militia" or Democrat's pieholes are shut. [Mis. Hum.]
It just comes back to AoS home.
Posted by: George LeS at August 29, 2017 02:03 PM (+TcCF)
Second this. I want to see what it has to say.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 29, 2017 02:04 PM (tbOMB)
*arf-arf-arf-arf*
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 29, 2017 01:41 PM (j/Mlu)
Cervix dog.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 02:02 PM (mbhDw)
One can only speculum about where you get your humor.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 29, 2017 02:04 PM (EgwCt)
I think he listens to Urethra Franklin for inspiration.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 29, 2017 02:05 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2017 02:05 PM (p+Wdc)
Compare to our current class of professors and politicians.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 29, 2017 02:05 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2017 02:01 PM (dmAeF)
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Good to see you. I know last night was rough. Hang in there big fella. Ok, Ihave no idea of your size. But, your name makes me think of a Viking. Or Hagrid in Harry Potter. :-) Hope the dogs and wife are doing well.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 02:05 PM (LZJOv)
Satirically riffing on what is an absolutely predictable kneejerk reflex from the local liberal loons where I live, whenever the subject of mentally ill people in prisons comes up.
Instant blame of Reagan as a single-point cause.
Absolutely no comprehension or admission of the reality that mass psychiatric deinstitutionalization began before Reagan and was largely a creation of the left.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2017 02:05 PM (ujwCG)
Yes he was. Before intelligent and intellectual were permanently divorced.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 29, 2017 02:06 PM (QtQaN)
I think he listens to Urethra Franklin for inspiration.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 29, 2017 02:05 PM (tVWQB)
Hymen Roth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 02:07 PM (mbhDw)
....and Clitoris Leachman.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 02:07 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: NCKate at August 29, 2017 02:07 PM (gBS4H)
*arf-arf-arf-arf*
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 29, 2017 01:41 PM (j/Mlu)
Cervix dog.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2017 02:02 PM (mbhDw)
One can only speculum about where you get your humor.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 29, 2017 02:04 PM (EgwCt)
I think he listens to Urethra Franklin for inspiration.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 29, 2017 02:05 PM (tVWQB)
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I find these comments to be disgusting and vulvar.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 29, 2017 02:07 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Toddler at August 29, 2017 02:07 PM (r2VN4)
Geeze, Louise.
Posted by: True the Note at August 29, 2017 02:08 PM (SJ184)
https://tinyurl.com/yd7fuexx
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Fair cop.
Posted by: Sandy Koufax at August 29, 2017 02:08 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: True the Note at August 29, 2017 02:09 PM (SJ184)
Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 02:09 PM (AAbgH)
Thanks. Mostly related to water events. I need to add waders as it is a health hazard to walk in that filthy, now sewage filled water. I probably will also get an inflatable dingy of some sort. I also learned what exactly is entailed when preparing your house for potential flooding and will adjust the process. It was a pain and took too long to empty my gun safes and move my ammo as just one of many examples.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 29, 2017 02:09 PM (LuKE7)
I'd be interested to know what else you recommend.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 29, 2017 02:09 PM (QtQaN)
Comedy gold. Shiela General Jackson General Lee thinks Hurricane Sandy
and Sandy Hook shooting are one and the same. Bonus: while bashing
Repunklicans.
https://tinyurl.com/yd7fuexx
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 29, 2017 02:04 PM (Nwg0u)
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God I love that woman.
"I did vote on the maximum money."
It really makes you appreciate why Barry was embraced as a Super Genius among his peers. Like Neil Tyson, Sciencetist, it's because they are.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 29, 2017 02:09 PM (rjrh3)
Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2017 02:10 PM (AAbgH)
[I know that by saying Service Animal she can bring her pet into an eatery. Riots not so much the same;-]
As an alum of Cal I've placed all my related gear in a bag, pending the Ben Shapiro speech.
Posted by: The Invisible Hand at August 29, 2017 02:12 PM (jsvaD)
I've got a years worth of food and water so I'm good . I just went to buy cat litter for the stray that's staying in my garage.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 29, 2017 02:12 PM (LuKE7)
"Several journalists mocked first lady Melania Trump's choice of shoe as she and President Trump departed the White House on Tuesday en route to Texas.
"The first lady wore black cropped pants, a green bomber jacket, and black stilettos as she exited the White House for Marine One."
https://tinyurl.com/ycdbhvrw
In her defence, Mooch already took all the drapes, table clothes, and bed spreads.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 29, 2017 02:13 PM (Nwg0u)
Compare to our current class of professors and politicians.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 29, 2017 02:05 PM (+7/1f)
In 1914, Joshua Chamberlain ultimately died of the wounds he received at the 2nd Battle of Petersburg. He was wounded 6 times in various battles.
I don't think you can compare Joshua Chamberlain to any class of men. He had one of his own.
Posted by: troyriser at August 29, 2017 02:15 PM (Fw5cQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 29, 2017 02:15 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2017 02:15 PM (dmAeF)
Posted by: Rick C at August 29, 2017 02:16 PM (ECH2/)
Posted by: wodun at August 29, 2017 02:19 PM (lFga6)
And I loved this in his bio: at 70 he tried to get himself a commission to lead troops in the Spanish American War and had to be turned down. Doubtless as a Maine patriot he was particularly offended by the sinking of The Maine.
Badass if ever there was.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 29, 2017 02:21 PM (QtQaN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2017 02:15 PM (dmAeF)
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Humor has always served me well...in between the crying bouts. Make sure to keep checking in. We may not seem like it, but everyone is aware & concerned about y'all Texans. It's kinda the great flood right now...no doubt about it. Stay Strong Texas.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 29, 2017 02:22 PM (LZJOv)
Posted by: mercenary13 at August 29, 2017 02:22 PM (ZOkT1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 29, 2017 02:30 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: torabora at August 29, 2017 02:30 PM (6dFYM)
Posted by: USNtakim at August 29, 2017 02:33 PM (0OmEj)
Would not surprise me if they take dogs to their "protests" in the hope that in the chaos the dog will get shot or hurt, thereby creating animosity toward the police or whoever hurt the dog, heart wrenching video clips for the MSM, and sympathy for their purported "cause".
Posted by: RM at August 29, 2017 02:35 PM (U3LtS)
"Yesenia Mendez, 22, was arrested on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon, resisting police and wearing a mask to evade recognition in the commission of any public offense."
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at August 29, 2017 02:36 PM (5fSr7)
Democrats endorse "Masked Militia" or Democrat's pieholes are shut. [Mis. Hum.]
It just comes back to AoS home."
Yup, and I'm still wondering what it's referring to, and where that link was supposed to go.
Posted by: Beavis at August 29, 2017 02:54 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: DaveA at August 29, 2017 02:56 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: torabora at August 29, 2017 02:59 PM (6dFYM)
Theoretically you could probably get one of those giant plastic water tanks on a truck bed large enough for a baby manatee. It would be wrong but doable.
Posted by: DaveA at August 29, 2017 03:05 PM (FhXTo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxQKF2gkMgo
Posted by: DaveA at August 29, 2017 03:09 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at August 29, 2017 03:35 PM (c2q/b)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 29, 2017 02:04
I originally read that as "flashing" Republicans!
Posted by: Farmer at August 29, 2017 04:16 PM (lfXAE)
wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at August 29, 2017 04:16 PM (J5mzk)
And if you need a service dog, maybe you shouldn't be out rioting marching just trying to make a difference in the community rioting.
Posted by: PaperworkNinja at August 29, 2017 04:18 PM (J991N)
Maybe it's rebellion against social norms. Normal women typically take care to dress well and generally to look good, whereas normal men don't worry about it much. So to make a rebellious statement would entail doing the opposite in each case.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 29, 2017 01:09 PM (SRKgf)
That's easy. Most men, gay or straight, value good looks in a mate. If you want to compete in the gay world, you have to look your best.
Most women, gay or straight, value other things besides looks in their mates. When women don't have to look good for men, they don't. Conversely, when men don't have to look good for men, they don't (or straight men and lesbians don't try that hard.)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 29, 2017 04:23 PM (ZM2xo)
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