Planned Parenthood Now Fundraising By Selling You a Uterus Emoji For Two Buck

Meet "Ooti the Uterus" -- or better yet, don't. (Safe link to the Daily Wire.)

If you're wondering what this Hot New "Millennial Pink" (Seriously -- they say that) icon would look like, well, it basically looks like a uterine Poochey the Dog from the Simpsons.

Radical, guys!

I mean -- Radical, persons of a wide spectrum of gender choices.

So there you go: A further move to define the self as exclusively a function of skin pigment and genitals.

When will we stop this rampant identity politics raging on the right?, asked a Concerned #RealReporter on CNN.

Update: Joss Whedon just emailed me to say he banged Oooti after discussing Melissa Etheridge's third album with the emoji fangurl.

Posted by: Ace at 07:34 PM

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1 the level of stupid is astounding

Posted by: Karmic Justice at August 21, 2017 07:39 PM (F1A2z)

2 but I would totally hit it

Posted by: Karmic Justice at August 21, 2017 07:40 PM (F1A2z)

3 Kill me now.

Posted by: Ooti at August 21, 2017 07:40 PM (8b+oT)

4 What's next, a penis emoji?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 21, 2017 07:40 PM (wALSI)

5 I particularly like the Pajama Boy glasses. A true appeal to the masses.

Posted by: Gunsliger at August 21, 2017 07:40 PM (4S7hN)

6 Suck me dry. Leave barren and desolate. For Molech.

Posted by: Ooti at August 21, 2017 07:41 PM (8b+oT)

7 Is it a "virgin" uterus, or has it had a life hacked out of it? Can't see how it would be worth the whole 2 bucks if it hasn't had the experience.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 21, 2017 07:41 PM (pvjTE)

8 Shouldn't it have a steel hook in it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2017 07:41 PM (oVJmc)

9 A further move to define the self as exclusively a function of skin pigment and genitals.

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Except when it's not. See Bruce Jenner and Rachael Dolezal.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 21, 2017 07:41 PM (Nwg0u)

10 Kill anyone who enters me. For Molech.

Posted by: Ooti at August 21, 2017 07:41 PM (8b+oT)

11 Are those urine glasses?

Posted by: Karmic Justice at August 21, 2017 07:41 PM (F1A2z)

12 I mean the guys who like it in their *sses.

Posted by: Gunsliger at August 21, 2017 07:42 PM (4S7hN)

13 where can I grab one of those?

Posted by: D Trump at August 21, 2017 07:42 PM (vChNs)

14
That emoji differs from from an "undifferentiated tissue mass" how, exactly?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2017 07:42 PM (pNxlR)

15 Whuddat mouf do?

Posted by: Gunsliger at August 21, 2017 07:42 PM (4S7hN)

16 A professional chef says that mixing coconut oil with your kale ... makes it easier to scrape into garbage.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 21, 2017 07:42 PM (PRT1c)

17 Wait....I thought women didn't want to be defined by their vaginas. I'm so confused.

P.S. Country Boy, you didn't think I'd see your eclipse comment, did you?

Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 21, 2017 07:43 PM (kufk0)

18 someday we'll be able to tell our grandchildren that we can recall a world that did not have Ooti.

it will astonish them.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 21, 2017 07:43 PM (vChNs)

19 What kind of name is "Joss?"

If it was Josh, I would think "that is a nick-name for Joshua."

OTOH, These aliens have been living beside us for decades.

Posted by: JAS at August 21, 2017 07:44 PM (UnDQI)

20 Joss Whedon.... an example of why one should never look behind the curtain... just watch the show...

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2017 07:44 PM (pL6Vz)

21 it has an unrealistically small mouth

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 21, 2017 07:45 PM (vChNs)

22 Planned Parenthood looks like they are marketing to twelve year lod Japanese kids... all 47 of them...

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2017 07:45 PM (pL6Vz)

23
"Where the, how you say, clits?"

- - Ahmed and co.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 07:46 PM (mbhDw)

24 yes,
the mouth should be much larger and....drapy

Posted by: Karmic Justice at August 21, 2017 07:46 PM (F1A2z)

25 15 Whuddat mouf do?
Posted by: Gunsliger at August 21, 2017 07:42 PM (4S7hN)

Ned Beatty Hardest Hit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 07:46 PM (mbhDw)

26 I'd pretend to respect it so I can get into it's non-pants.

Posted by: Josh Whedon at August 21, 2017 07:46 PM (tbOMB)

27 so I googled ooti, because someone must. Apparently it is a French hardware website.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 21, 2017 07:46 PM (vChNs)

28 Over 55 million babies and counting.... what a legacy they have.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 21, 2017 07:46 PM (FTXAT)

29 The graphic has no genitalia... it needs genitalia...

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2017 07:46 PM (pL6Vz)

30 That's not an Oooti it's an Innie

Posted by: Rhymes with Covfefe at August 21, 2017 07:47 PM (OClXU)

31 28 Over 55 million babies and counting.... what a legacy they have.
Posted by: redbanzai at August 21, 2017 07:46 PM (FTXAT)

That is, ironically, the conservative estimate of all casualties in World War 2.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 07:47 PM (mbhDw)

32
Maybe Trump could get a jab in at McCain tonight while commending the Pacific Fleet overall. I'll take anything that raises that treasonous fucks blood pressure.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2017 07:33 PM (mcI77)

Is that a victory or a peace sign Oooti is flashing

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 21, 2017 07:47 PM (lKyWE)

33 Ooti, you should get yourself checked out, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Clippy at August 21, 2017 07:47 PM (tbOMB)

34 They celebrate the uterus because they profit from killing the babies that grow inside it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2017 07:48 PM (0mRoj)

35 *types*

*deletes*

I'll just say this is sick and leave it at that.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 21, 2017 07:48 PM (XKZwp)

36 A myopic single celled protozoan... looking ironic... that'll drum up business..

Posted by: kraken at August 21, 2017 07:48 PM (pL6Vz)

37 Ootie has had her cervix amputated.

Bet that hurt.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2017 07:48 PM (CPk08)

38 To PP, the uterus is only to be used for political purposes. Baby-making will be tolerated.

Posted by: JAS at August 21, 2017 07:48 PM (UnDQI)

39 Really needs to be dripping blood to be correct.

Evil, Spawn of Satan Baby-Murderers.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2017 07:49 PM (W843Z)

40 "Hands off my cartoon sex organs!!! It's not a uter-US, it's a uter-ME!"

-Some Shrill Harpy with a Food-Coloring Dye Job, Ugly Glasses, and Fifty Pounds of Gunt

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2017 07:49 PM (oVJmc)

41 Just in case you gals wondered what your uterus would look like wearing gold sunglasses....

Posted by: Axeman at August 21, 2017 07:49 PM (2mC6G)

42 Not be tolerated.

Sheesh. Too much bourbon 5 hours ago.

Posted by: JAS at August 21, 2017 07:49 PM (UnDQI)

43 PP is as evil as any org that has ever existed. Abortion is murder even with a "cute" pink uturi character.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at August 21, 2017 07:49 PM (0OmEj)

44 Hmmm, yes, maybe we SHOULD add breasts...

31 A's?

Posted by: Idiot PP Graphic Designer at August 21, 2017 07:49 PM (F1A2z)

45 who else wants some Ooti Booty?

Posted by: Buba at August 21, 2017 07:49 PM (vChNs)

46
Copper pipe guy from the prostate med commercial would hit it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 07:49 PM (mbhDw)

47 This excludes the hell out of cross-dressers, doesn't it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 21, 2017 07:49 PM (psH+N)

48 28 Over 55 million babies and counting.... what a legacy they have.
Posted by: redbanzai at August 21, 2017 07:46 PM (FTXAT)

With every abortion we become more holy!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 21, 2017 07:49 PM (0mRoj)

49 Have a D&C for the DNC!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2017 07:50 PM (oVJmc)

50 1 the level of stupid is astounding

Posted by: Karmic Justice

Peak stupidity? Not even close. But I have a theory, and it relates to peak oil too --

The liberals have figured out how to frack stupidity. Their supply is now boundless.

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 21, 2017 07:50 PM (6jaju)

51
Oh, Clippy, how could you?!

* Microsoft Windows Pane runs away, sobbing *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2017 07:50 PM (pNxlR)

52 Edwina's ooti was a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.

Posted by: H.I. at August 21, 2017 07:50 PM (bc2Lc)

53
Short trip from PP to the Einsatzgruppen. For real.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 07:50 PM (mbhDw)

54
So is a hemorrhoid an Oootie in the booty

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 21, 2017 07:50 PM (lKyWE)

55 They celebrate the uterus because they profit from killing the babies that grow inside it.

-
Like a dentist passing out candy, it improvise the economic climate.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 21, 2017 07:50 PM (Nwg0u)

56
And why, pray tell, aren't those earrings tampons?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2017 07:51 PM (pNxlR)

57 51 Oh, Clippy, how could you?!

* Microsoft Windows Pane runs away, sobbing *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2017 07:50 PM (pNxlR)

what, Ootie couldn't find a coat hanger or something?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2017 07:51 PM (CPk08)

58 Where are the perforations from the suction curette?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2017 07:51 PM (0mRoj)

59 Ootie the Uterus...

So... Poopie the Penis?

Posted by: Don Q. at August 21, 2017 07:51 PM (NgKpN)

60 48 28 Over 55 million babies and counting.... what a legacy they have.
Posted by: redbanzai at August 21, 2017 07:46 PM (FTXAT)

With every abortion we become more holy!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 21, 2017 07:49 PM (0mRoj)

*end of Beneath the Planet of the Apes, where they mutants pull of the masks*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 07:51 PM (mbhDw)

61 Don't forget Ooti's friends, Penny Placenta, and Enya Endometriosis.

Posted by: pep at August 21, 2017 07:52 PM (LAe3v)

62 Cute! Pajama boy has a dog!

Posted by: Monkfish at August 21, 2017 07:52 PM (7ciu+)

63 Mmm. Let's you and me make a date, with a bottle of formaldehyde I mean, merlot.

Posted by: ed gein at August 21, 2017 07:52 PM (6FqZa)

64 I am not defined by my cartoon uterus! I am defined by my cartoon brain, and to a lesser extent my cartoon boobies.

Here, look at something truly amazing and beautiful -- Milo Yiannopoulos, doing a C-SPAN interview (mentioned by Bander earlier today - thanks Bander!):

https://www.c-span.org/video/?431559-1/words-milo-yiannopoulos

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 21, 2017 07:52 PM (QGoUX)

65 49 Have a D&C for the DNC!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2017 07:50 PM (oVJmc)

That is deeply fucked up and hilarious.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2017 07:52 PM (0mRoj)

66 Short trip from PP to the Einsatzgruppen. For real.

-
Prior to 2009, I'd be looking for a butterfly net to haul you to the nearest booby hatch.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 21, 2017 07:52 PM (Nwg0u)

67 61 Don't forget Ooti's friends, Penny Placenta, and Enya Endometriosis.
Posted by: pep at August 21, 2017 07:52 PM (LAe3v)

Ziggy the Zygote?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 07:53 PM (mbhDw)

68 Ooty Booty Fruity Committee

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 21, 2017 07:53 PM (psH+N)

69 59 Ootie the Uterus...

So... Poopie the Penis?
Posted by: Don Q. at August 21, 2017 07:51 PM (NgKpN)

I suggest "Engorged And Throbbing Rock Hard Cockie the Penis"

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2017 07:53 PM (CPk08)

70 Is that a victory or a peace sign Oooti is flashing
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 21, 2017 07:47 PM (lKyWE)
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It's a V-for-Vagina sign.

Posted by: Axeman at August 21, 2017 07:53 PM (2mC6G)

71 are those eyebrows, or abortion scars?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 21, 2017 07:53 PM (vChNs)

72 66 Short trip from PP to the Einsatzgruppen. For real.

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Prior to 2009, I'd be looking for a butterfly net to haul you to the nearest booby hatch.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 21, 2017 07:52 PM (Nwg0u)

And I would still be correct. Check the history, my brother.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 07:53 PM (mbhDw)

73 56
And why, pray tell, aren't those earrings tampons?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2017 07:51 PM (pNxlR)

The eight abortions and years of birth control pills have completely hosed its menstrual cycle.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2017 07:54 PM (0mRoj)

74 4 What's next, a penis emoji?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 21, 2017 07:40 PM (wALSI)

-----

Already available, and it's free.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 21, 2017 07:54 PM (nh/1C)

75 Me, Ooti, and her exotic friend, colonica, had a wild night a few nights ago.

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Posted by: Clippy at August 21, 2017 07:54 PM (tbOMB)

76 I saw Einsatzgruppen open for Einsturzenda Neubauten in '86 at the...

Nevermind. Sadly, I never, ever got to see Einsturzenda Neubauten.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 21, 2017 07:54 PM (psH+N)

77 I suggest "Engorged And Throbbing Rock Hard Cockie the Penis"
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2017 07:53 PM (CPk0

---
That's the strangest Carvel ice cream cake ever.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 21, 2017 07:54 PM (QGoUX)

78 Poopy the Penis!!!!!!11!!!!!

What a brilliant idea!!

Maybe even Vagina the Anus!!

God, I'm getting hot!

Posted by: Idiot PP Graphic Designer at August 21, 2017 07:55 PM (F1A2z)

79
Shake, shake, shake,
Shake, shake, shake,
Shake your Ooty....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 07:55 PM (mbhDw)

80 Nothing represents modern feminism as well as a pink cartoon uterus rocking gold sunglasses and red lipstick.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 21, 2017 07:55 PM (2NqXo)

81 How long till some LGBQT wack job says this is not inclusive?

Posted by: Max Power at August 21, 2017 07:55 PM (q177U)

82 77 I suggest "Engorged And Throbbing Rock Hard Cockie the Penis"
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2017 07:53 PM (CPk0
---
That's the strangest Carvel ice cream cake ever.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 21, 2017 07:54 PM (QGoUX)

They love pairing it with Fudgie the Whale over at Man's Country.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2017 07:56 PM (0mRoj)

83 56
And why, pray tell, aren't those earrings tampons?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2017 07:51 PM (pNxlR)

"Say, what?"

- - Melissa Harris Perry

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 07:56 PM (mbhDw)

84 Wait, are they all "pink?" Isn't that you know, racist?

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2017 07:56 PM (wZuWv)

85 Liberals ruin everything. The same idiots who fucked up college, which was really invented for keg parties and random sex, are now looking to ruin sex itself.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2017 07:56 PM (/tuJf)

86 Fuck PP is just more and more evil every time I think about it. if I stated my true feelings about what I think should happen to them I would get banned. Defunding them is a start. Types/Deletes ####*****...

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at August 21, 2017 07:56 PM (0OmEj)

87 Rusty coathanger emoji.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2017 07:57 PM (89T5c)

88 72 66 Short trip from PP to the Einsatzgruppen. For real.

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Prior to 2009, I'd be looking for a butterfly net to haul you to the nearest booby hatch.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 21, 2017 07:52 PM (Nwg0u)

And I would still be correct. Check the history, my brother.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 07:53 PM (mbhDw)

Remorseless mass killers of people they deem to be subhuman? Seems pretty similar to me.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2017 07:57 PM (0mRoj)

89 Short trip from PP to the Einsatzgruppen. For real.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 21, 2017 07:52 PM (Nwg0u)
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Ooh, Godwin!! GODWIN!!

Posted by: The ever-Unreflective Liberal at August 21, 2017 07:57 PM (2mC6G)

90 I was too busy burning out my good retina to catch the Whedon post earlier.

BAHAAHHAAHAHAHHA!!! EAT SHIT, JOSS; EAT IT WITH SALSA

There may have been some Schadenfreude when I read it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 21, 2017 07:57 PM (6FqZa)

91
Needs companion emojis for Iggy the IUD, Connie the Condom, Ruthie the RU480 Pill and Debbie the Diaphragm.

Reproduction Obstruction Team assemble!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2017 07:57 PM (pNxlR)

92 So let me ask the dumb question:

You probably shouldn't use Oooti to congratulate a friend after they post the "what is the baby's gender" fb post, right?

Asking for a xiend...

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 21, 2017 07:57 PM (ce4vQ)

93 I just figured out why she has that weird shape. Ooti has partial mullerian agenesis, with atresia of the cervix and vagina (that's why she doesn't have a cervix). She's accumulated secretions and shed endometrium in the endometrial cavity, and the hydrometrocolpos explains why she is so swollen in comparison to her fallopian tubes and ovaries.

I knew there had to be a reason.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2017 07:57 PM (CPk08)

94 You'll be hearing from my attorneys.

Posted by: Jake from Adventure Time at August 21, 2017 07:57 PM (bc2Lc)

95 I'm tired of Uterine-Americans who have murder on their agenda.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at August 21, 2017 07:57 PM (wpAbO)

96 So if I'm reading this right, the space between Ooti's legs is the cervix and her feet are the vag?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2017 07:57 PM (5dOnv)

97 91
Needs companion emojis for Iggy the IUD, Connie the Condom, Ruthie the RU480 Pill and Debbie the Diaphragm.

Reproduction Obstruction Team assemble!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2017 07:57 PM (pNxlR)

Infertility Irene

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2017 07:58 PM (0mRoj)

98 Over 55 million babies and counting....

-
The trick is to keep the solution from becoming final. They depend on repeat customers for their business. Like McDonalds.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 21, 2017 07:58 PM (Nwg0u)

99 I saw a PP banner ad begging for money on another website. The ad showed a woman who looked exactly like you'd expect, minus the pussy hat.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at August 21, 2017 07:58 PM (Zd2ZF)

100 i'd like a vas deferens emoji please

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at August 21, 2017 07:58 PM (0O7c5)

101 I thought college was invented by mediaeval Catholics to show twenty year old men what Purgatory would be like.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 21, 2017 07:58 PM (6FqZa)

102 87
Rusty coathanger emoji.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2017 07:57 PM (89T5c)

It looks like your trying to throw away a perfectly saleable fetus. Would you like me to find your nearest PP provider?

Posted by: Clippy at August 21, 2017 07:59 PM (tbOMB)

103 88
Remorseless mass killers of people they deem to be subhuman? Seems pretty similar to me.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2017 07:57 PM (0mRoj)

Several SS doctors had a long correspondence with Margaret Sanger just before the war. She had some great ideas evidently in dealing with, shall we say, "undesirables," "Deplorables" you might even say.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 07:59 PM (mbhDw)

104 i'd like a vas deferens emoji please

And now for something completely different!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 21, 2017 07:59 PM (6FqZa)

105 Why not Pussie the pussy?

I mean, heck...

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2017 07:59 PM (CPk08)

106 So if the recipient of one of these womb-emoji things hasn't also bought it from PP, is this going to be like those Apple emojis that people with iPhones are always sending me and which show up on my Android phone as a little vertical rectangle with an X through it?

Posted by: Alex at August 21, 2017 07:59 PM (7Yy8M)

107 Gotta hand it to the Left - no matter what insanely fucked-up idiocy they come up with, they still run rings around the "opposition" without even breaking a sweat.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 21, 2017 07:59 PM (rznWS)

108 Caroline the Cranium Crusher

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2017 07:59 PM (0mRoj)

109 Percy The Prostate never gets enough love.

(Well, except maybe from Reggie.)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 21, 2017 07:59 PM (6FqZa)

110
I'd hazard a guess that TrigglyPuff served as a model for this face, except she never smiles, even ironically.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2017 08:00 PM (pNxlR)

111 Cher's gonna wear that sucker out.

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 21, 2017 08:00 PM (6jaju)

112 Over 55 million babies and counting.... what a legacy they have.
Posted by: redbanzai at August 21, 2017 07:46 PM (FTXAT)

That's unreal. Shit man.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 21, 2017 08:00 PM (aMlLZ)

113 If only I/we can stop giving them our tax dollars

Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2017 08:00 PM (pPKG5)

114 I'd love to see a poll of college students and recent grads asking them to identify the shape without any help or hints.

I bet 75%, including women, couldn't do it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 21, 2017 08:00 PM (psH+N)

115 Hymie the Hymen?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2017 08:00 PM (CPk08)

116 I swear, at first glance I thought Kool-aid.

I saw it and I heard, 'OOOO-YEAH!'

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 21, 2017 08:00 PM (e1mEI)

117 uterus said the king, if i had one i'd be queen........

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at August 21, 2017 08:00 PM (0O7c5)

118 Linda the Limb-Lopper

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2017 08:00 PM (0mRoj)

119 Victor the Evacuator.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2017 08:01 PM (CPk08)

120 People buy emojis?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 21, 2017 08:01 PM (XFue2)

121 Are there unicode hex codes for this? I want to annoy people on this site with these things.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 21, 2017 08:01 PM (/qEW2)

122 Crap..... sounds like eternal War continues....

Leaks are that Trump is sending 4000 more troops to Afghanistan...

Not enough to win... just enough not to loose...

Posted by: Don Q. at August 21, 2017 08:01 PM (NgKpN)

123 Clytemnestra the... well, you know

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 21, 2017 08:01 PM (6FqZa)

124 The only good option at this point is SMOD.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at August 21, 2017 08:02 PM (0OmEj)

125 4 What's next, a penis emoji?

Not in a Feminist world, especially in higher learning

Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2017 08:02 PM (pPKG5)

126 120
People buy emojis?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 21, 2017 08:01 PM (XFue2)

Not when Ootie is giving it away for free.

Posted by: Clippy at August 21, 2017 08:02 PM (tbOMB)

127 Nobody cares about us.

Posted by: Seminal Vesicles at August 21, 2017 08:02 PM (CPk08)

128 Felicia the Fetus Flenser

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2017 08:02 PM (0mRoj)

129 Whaddafuc?

Posted by: Big Pussy Benponsiera at August 21, 2017 08:02 PM (bc2Lc)

130 thanks Bander!):

*waves at Eris*

You were, I believe, going to continue to expound on your cartoon boobies?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2017 08:02 PM (gIRsn)

131 Antifa's emoji should be Sammy the Sphincter.

Posted by: X-ray at August 21, 2017 08:02 PM (zoSd2)

132 Fake. She should be all cramped up and bloody.

Posted by: LASue at August 21, 2017 08:03 PM (hZ+us)

133 hopefully not related to the hand-puppet TV show called 'Oobi'

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 21, 2017 08:03 PM (vChNs)

134
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 21, 2017 07:57 PM (6FqZa)

The EAT IT WITH SALSA was a nice touch.

I larfed.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2017 08:03 PM (pNxlR)

135 so I googled ooti, because someone must. Apparently it is a French hardware website.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 21, 2017 07:46 PM (vChNs)

Hopefully PP gets sued.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 21, 2017 08:03 PM (FTXAT)

136 Brenda the Baby Butcher

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2017 08:03 PM (0mRoj)

137 I assume that the emoji tranforms into an angry red emoji for three days a month

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 21, 2017 08:04 PM (vChNs)

138 Well, Bannon never wanted our boys in Afghanistan. There is no way Bannon would have stayed on staff if he knew Trump was going to feed more troops into this unwinnable pointless war.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 21, 2017 08:04 PM (6FqZa)

139 127 Nobody cares about us.
Posted by: Seminal Vesicles at August 21, 2017 08:02 PM (CPk0

I hear ya.

Posted by: Cowper's Glands at August 21, 2017 08:04 PM (CPk08)

140 Antifa's emoji should be Sammy the Sphincter.

Posted by: X-ray at August 21, 2017 08:02 PM (zoSd2)
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Nah it should be a multi-purpose Antifa/ISIS emoji. That way it can be inclusive.

Posted by: Axeman at August 21, 2017 08:04 PM (2mC6G)

141
....afterbirth on toast, that's pizza....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 08:04 PM (mbhDw)

142 The Cooper family of CNN owned the Obamas.

And now the Obamas own Cooper and CNN.

It's a funny world.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 21, 2017 08:04 PM (Ndje9)

143 There are those who say we have entered Heinlein's "The Crazy Years."

No.

We have entered "The Stupid Years." Twain probably wrote about them.

Posted by: filbert at August 21, 2017 08:05 PM (s5o+q)

144 You were, I believe, going to continue to expound on your cartoon boobies?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 21, 2017 08:02 PM (gIRsn)
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Chest thumping like an enraged silverback is for the day threads. My groove is in a mellower bag.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 21, 2017 08:05 PM (QGoUX)

145 I have kind of a dumb question. I see the ovaries but ... ugh ... let's say it's that time for the month for Ooti. I don't see how she can carry that out. It's like wondering how Winnie the Pooh or the 'Ken Doll' urinates.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 21, 2017 08:05 PM (/qEW2)

146 137 I assume that the emoji tranforms into an angry red emoji for three days a month
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 21, 2017 08:04 PM (vChNs)

don't let it near the printer... Red Ink EVERYWHERE....

Posted by: Don Q. at August 21, 2017 08:05 PM (NgKpN)

147 Isn't Planned Parenthood's founder beloved by the KKK?

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2017 08:05 PM (z/Ubi)

148 Can someone create an emoji of a baby with an ice pick through its skull? Or was it scissors...?

Well call it the "Sanger/Gosnell Freedom From Babies" emoji.

Posted by: LASue at August 21, 2017 08:05 PM (hZ+us)

149 138 Well, Bannon never wanted our boys in Afghanistan. There is no way Bannon would have stayed on staff if he knew Trump was going to feed more troops into this unwinnable pointless war.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 21, 2017 08:04 PM (6FqZa)

Oh, it's winnable. But it involves summary executions and the nuking of Mecca and Qom for starters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 08:05 PM (mbhDw)

150 Why would I need a uterus emoji? I have a hard enough time using Mr Happy Shit!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 21, 2017 08:05 PM (RrhD2)

151 I suggest "Engorged And Throbbing Rock Hard Cockie the Penis"

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 21, 2017 07:53 PM (CPk0

Why? Is Bono taken?

Posted by: Clippy at August 21, 2017 08:05 PM (tbOMB)

152 Too bad Heinrich Himmler didn't have a cute emoji like Gustav the Gasser. He might have better image today.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 21, 2017 08:05 PM (Nwg0u)

153 148 Can someone create an emoji of a baby with an ice pick through its skull? Or was it scissors...?

Well call it the "Sanger/Gosnell Freedom From Babies" emoji.
Posted by: LASue at August 21, 2017 08:05 PM (hZ+us)

Scissors.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2017 08:05 PM (0mRoj)

154 148 Can someone create an emoji of a baby with an ice pick through its skull? Or was it scissors...?

Well call it the "Sanger/Gosnell Freedom From Babies" emoji.
Posted by: LASue at August 21, 2017 08:05 PM (hZ+us)

"Vergisse mei nicht, bitte."

- - Josef Mengele

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 08:06 PM (mbhDw)

155 152 Too bad Heinrich Himmler didn't have a cute emoji like Gustav the Gasser. He might have better image today.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 21, 2017 08:05 PM (Nwg0u)

Zyklon Zoe

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2017 08:06 PM (0mRoj)

156 100 i'd like a vas deferens emoji please
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at August 21, 2017 07:58 PM (0O7c5)

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At this POInt, what deffERens does it Make?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 21, 2017 08:06 PM (vChNs)

157 an excellent image for the abortion crowd:

http://tinyurl.com/ybrfwj34

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at August 21, 2017 08:07 PM (ILitO)

158 That is why the nazis lost, no "cute" mascots.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at August 21, 2017 08:07 PM (0OmEj)

159 hear ya.
Posted by: Cowper's Glands at August 21, 2017 08:04 PM (CPk0

Hey, at least you get to function.

Posted by: Epoophoron at August 21, 2017 08:07 PM (CPk08)

160 147 Isn't Planned Parenthood's founder beloved by the KKK?
Posted by: buzzion

Yep. Margret Sanger was very popular among the 'progressive' set in her day.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 21, 2017 08:07 PM (UW/JF)

161 145
I have kind of a dumb question. I see the ovaries but ... ugh ... let's
say it's that time for the month for Ooti. I don't see how she can carry
that out. It's like wondering how Winnie the Pooh or the 'Ken Doll'
urinates.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 21, 2017 08:05 PM (/qEW2)

Bertha the birth canal, conjoined twin, separated at birth. We don't talk about her much, because she much more fun, and a homewrecker.

Posted by: Clippy at August 21, 2017 08:07 PM (tbOMB)

162 Say Hello to the folks Billy Baloney!

Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at August 21, 2017 08:08 PM (IqV8l)

163 Well don't have to worry about having any babies in that emoji from PP, and if one shows up,
FLUSH!

Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2017 08:08 PM (pPKG5)

164 The Cooper family of CNN owned the Obamas.

And now the Obamas own Cooper and CNN.

It's a funny world.

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Burn CNN to the ground and hang Overseer Andy! 150 years is nowhere near long enough for racial healing.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 21, 2017 08:09 PM (Nwg0u)

165 why didn't they name it Flo?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 21, 2017 08:09 PM (vChNs)

166 They're making me go through iTunes to make me download the emojis. I've had trouble with iTunes in the past, and I don't like apple anyway. Is anyone able to add these to http://smilies.mee.nu/? Thanks.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 21, 2017 08:09 PM (/qEW2)

167 That is why the nazis lost, no "cute" mascots.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at August 21, 2017 08:07 PM (0OmEj)

Actually, the Nazis are what happens when the Germans attempt "cute."

Well, that or gummi bears.

Posted by: filbert at August 21, 2017 08:09 PM (s5o+q)

168 Lets all pray that God never gets sick of our depravity. Lord have Mercy.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at August 21, 2017 08:09 PM (0OmEj)

169 Shep can't wait for Sonny Scrotum.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2017 08:09 PM (mcI77)

170 Uh oh. Goop is after it with a steam cleaner. Run, Ooti! RUN!

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 21, 2017 08:10 PM (2NqXo)

171 This is like the CDC using a zombie emoji. Or the sanitation department using a reeking turd emoji. The uterus is like Planned Parenthood's sworn enemy.

Posted by: Max Power at August 21, 2017 08:10 PM (q177U)

172 Meet Ooti! Her thing is cleanliness. Sparkly clean cleanliness. She doesn't want that stuck-on mess for 9 months....

Posted by: PP at August 21, 2017 08:10 PM (2mC6G)

173 159 hear ya.
Posted by: Cowper's Glands at August 21, 2017 08:04 PM (CPk0

Hey, at least you get to function.
Posted by: Epoophoron at August 21, 2017 08:07 PM (CPk0

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OK, now you're just making shit up

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 21, 2017 08:11 PM (vChNs)

174 Lets all pray that God never gets sick of our depravity. Lord have Mercy.

As certain that water shall wet us, as certain that fire shall burn -

Posted by: the gods of the copybook headings at August 21, 2017 08:11 PM (6FqZa)

175 Actually, the Nazis are what happens when the Germans attempt "cute."

Well, that or gummi bears.
Posted by: filbert at August 21, 2017 08:09 PM (s5o+q)

What about dachsunds?

Posted by: Aunt Luna at August 21, 2017 08:11 PM (Zd2ZF)

176 167 That is why the nazis lost, no "cute" mascots.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at August 21, 2017 08:07 PM (0OmEj)

Actually, the Nazis are what happens when the Germans attempt "cute."

Well, that or gummi bears.
Posted by: filbert at August 21, 2017 08:09 PM (s5o+q)

So should the sugar free Haribo's be dubbed "Hitler's Revenge?"

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2017 08:11 PM (z/Ubi)

177 In the article it mentions how Oooti can be seen swiping right.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 21, 2017 08:12 PM (XFue2)

178 >>Actually, the Nazis are what happens when the Germans attempt "cute."

You have clearly never been to Oktoberfest.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2017 08:12 PM (/tuJf)

179 175 Actually, the Nazis are what happens when the Germans attempt "cute."

Well, that or gummi bears.
Posted by: filbert at August 21, 2017 08:09 PM (s5o+q)

What about dachsunds?
Posted by: Aunt Luna at August 21, 2017 08:11 PM (Zd2ZF)

"Seher fabulous!"

- - Hugo Boss

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 08:12 PM (mbhDw)

180 The only thing I care about is wifi and scotch, of which I am out. Both.

But before being out of scotch, I was in possession of some 12-year-old Chivas, maybe four ounces, and the glass on my right still holds about half.

Tomorrow's gonna be chainsaws and mayhem.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 21, 2017 08:12 PM (tLtnq)

181 Dumbest idea of a really dumb era.

Golf clap

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 21, 2017 08:12 PM (/HC6x)

182 Actually, the Nazis are what happens when the Germans attempt "cute."

Still got the best uniforms in history, excepting IDF bikinis.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 21, 2017 08:13 PM (6FqZa)

183 What about dachsunds?
Posted by: Aunt Luna at August 21, 2017 08:11 PM (Zd2ZF)

You've never actually know a dachshund, have you?

Nasty little critters. Bred to go down into holes and kill badgers.

Posted by: filbert at August 21, 2017 08:13 PM (s5o+q)

184 162 Say Hello to the folks Billy Baloney!
Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at August 21, 2017 08:08 PM (IqV8l)
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Anybody here seen Pee Wee's Christmas Special? Best holiday show ever. Grace Jones, Charo, Little Richard, and K.D. Lang.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 21, 2017 08:13 PM (QGoUX)

185 Who thought that was a good idea?

Posted by: m at August 21, 2017 08:13 PM (p6cpl)

186 OK, now you're just making shit up
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 21, 2017 08:11 PM (vChNs)

They're just jealous.

Don't blame 'em.

Posted by: Engorged And Throbbing Rock Hard Cockie the Penis at August 21, 2017 08:14 PM (CPk08)

187 182 Actually, the Nazis are what happens when the Germans attempt "cute."

Still got the best uniforms in history, excepting IDF bikinis.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 21, 2017 08:13 PM (6FqZa)

See me at 179, mein herr.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 08:14 PM (mbhDw)

188 Maybe if Ooti was a blowfish, she wouldn't need PP?

Posted by: andycanuck at August 21, 2017 08:14 PM (mJ8mX)

189 Ho be wearing Beats!

Posted by: Dr Dre at August 21, 2017 08:14 PM (bc2Lc)

190 Shouldn't she be of a darker pigment? I declare her Racist!

Posted by: LASue at August 21, 2017 08:14 PM (hZ+us)

191 Ooti and the blowfish

Posted by: PP at August 21, 2017 08:14 PM (2mC6G)

192

Speaking of killing - 8 dead and 52 wounded in Chicago over this past weekend. Damn, those Confederate statues must have been working over time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2017 08:14 PM (auHtY)

193
Dumbest idea of a really dumb era.

I have not yet begun to stupid.

Posted by: The 21st Century at August 21, 2017 08:14 PM (IqV8l)

194 It's too bad the mothers' uteruses of every single creature at PP didn't expel them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2017 08:15 PM (PY9jH)

195 Speaking of killing - 8 dead and 52 wounded in Chicago over this past weekend. Damn, those Confederate statues must have been working over time
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2017 08:14 PM (auHtY)

Things that will never ever happen:

"Eight dead in Chi-cag-oh!" - N. Young

Posted by: filbert at August 21, 2017 08:15 PM (s5o+q)

196 Virtue signalling at its worst.

So, I expect my stupid sister to be posting this on Facebook in 5, 4, 3,......

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 21, 2017 08:15 PM (/HC6x)

197 yeah, JJ, one has to be quick on the draw around these parts.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 21, 2017 08:15 PM (6FqZa)

198 And speaking of mass murder, 63 shot and 8 dead in Chicago over the weekend.

#BLM!

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 21, 2017 08:15 PM (Nwg0u)

199 I have not yet begun to stupid.
Posted by: The 21st Century at August 21, 2017 08:14 PM (IqV8l)

Hold my beer.

Posted by: BLM at August 21, 2017 08:16 PM (CPk08)

200 196 Virtue signalling at its worst.

So, I expect my stupid sister to be posting this on Facebook in 5, 4, 3,......
Posted by: Mallamutt at August 21, 2017 08:15 PM (/HC6x)

Send her a picture from the grand jury report on Kermit Gosnell.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2017 08:16 PM (0mRoj)

201 If black Americans want to focus their hate on something other than 100+ y.o. statues, a good place to start would be Planned Parenthood, and Hillary's idol, Margaret Sanger.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2017 08:16 PM (PY9jH)

202 If the KKK or some white supremacists sold a cute little swastika emoji the earth would stop on its axis. How is this any different? Pure fucking evil.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at August 21, 2017 08:16 PM (0OmEj)

203 Saw on news earlier University of Texas took down 4 Confederate statues

Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2017 08:16 PM (pPKG5)

204 It's too bad the mothers' uteruses of every single creature at PP didn't expel them.

Despite what Todd Akin might have taught us, uteri do not have minds of their own.

(Genitalia are another story . . .)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 21, 2017 08:16 PM (6FqZa)

205 201 If black Americans want to focus their hate on something other than 100+ y.o. statues, a good place to start would be Planned Parenthood, and Hillary's idol, Margaret Sanger.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2017 08:16 PM (PY9jH

The entire Democrat progressive agenda, especially post 1965. That really is planned genocide.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 08:17 PM (mbhDw)

206 Shouldn't there be a scalpel and "medical waste"?

Posted by: Axeman at August 21, 2017 08:17 PM (2mC6G)

207 We have entered "The Stupid Years." Twain probably wrote about them.
Posted by: filbert at August 21, 2017 08:05 PM (s5o+q)

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I was going to suggest 'The Stupid Decades', but it can't go on that long, can it?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 21, 2017 08:17 PM (vChNs)

208 202 If the KKK or some white supremacists sold a cute little swastika emoji the earth would stop on its axis. How is this any different? Pure fucking evil.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at August 21, 2017 08:16 PM (0OmEj)

The KKK has killed far fewer people than PP for one.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2017 08:17 PM (0mRoj)

209
"Seher fabulous!"

- - Hugo Boss
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 08:12 PM (mbhDw)
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I was trying to find Hugo's counterpart among the Italian designers but nobody stood out. The Eyeties had flare and fascismo too. The Blackshirts did it first.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 21, 2017 08:17 PM (QGoUX)

210 My aching ass...when will these friggin' fu@king snowflakes quit with the identity politics. And FFS, a vagina emoji?? Really??

Posted by: Clemson Tigers Fan at August 21, 2017 08:17 PM (952c0)

211 And just a couple of days ago, Ace posted a trailer for the Netflix show about drawing dicks.

Posted by: filbert at August 21, 2017 08:17 PM (s5o+q)

212 You've never actually know a dachshund, have you?

Nasty little critters. Bred to go down into holes and kill badgers. Posted by: filbert at August 21, 2017 08:13 PM (s5o+q)

Not a purebred dachshund, per se. Still, they've got to be cuter than Nazis.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at August 21, 2017 08:17 PM (Zd2ZF)

213 If someone has it, now would be a good time to repost AtC's epic rant.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 21, 2017 08:18 PM (gC2IV)

214
I had a capital idea for an emoji, but turned out Shep Smith already registered it. Dammit.

Posted by: Hope Solo at August 21, 2017 08:18 PM (8O3HH)

215 If the KKK or some white supremacists sold a cute little swastika emoji the earth would stop on its axis.

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ISWYDT

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 21, 2017 08:18 PM (vChNs)

216 213 If someone has it, now would be a good time to repost AtC's epic rant.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 21, 2017 08:18 PM (gC2IV)

Jesus, which one?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)

217 I'm actually surprised no one on the left has done a glowing TV series about Margaret Sanger.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2017 08:18 PM (PY9jH)

218 i'd like a vas deferens emoji please

Posted by: phoenixgirl...

Yeah, if you pay me $100,000 I can show you a series of 8 films I've made on the subject. Maybe TJM wants to review them? That'll be another $100,000

Posted by: Matthew "Mr. Bjork" Barney at August 21, 2017 08:18 PM (/qEW2)

219 216 213 If someone has it, now would be a good time to repost AtC's epic rant.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 21, 2017 08:18 PM (gC2IV)

Jesus, which one?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)

The one about not being reduced to her genitalia, my child.

Posted by: Jesus at August 21, 2017 08:19 PM (0mRoj)

220 196
Virtue signalling at its worst.

So, I expect my stupid sister to be posting this on Facebook in 5, 4, 3,......

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 21, 2017 08:15 PM (/HC6x)

Ooti swallows. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Clippy at August 21, 2017 08:19 PM (tbOMB)

221 I feel all empowered now!

Posted by: Afroman at August 21, 2017 08:19 PM (xLcDl)

222 217 I'm actually surprised no one on the left has done a glowing TV series about Margaret Sanger.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2017 08:18 PM (PY9jH)

"On it, toots!"

- - K. Burns, O. Stone, T. Riefenstahl

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 08:19 PM (mbhDw)

223 Not a purebred dachshund, per se. Still, they've got to be cuter than Nazis.
Posted by: Aunt Luna at August 21, 2017 08:17 PM (Zd2ZF)

It is a point in their favor, I suppose, that no dachshund in recorded history has ever been accused of "following orders."

Posted by: filbert at August 21, 2017 08:20 PM (s5o+q)

224 Ah ain't no waaays tahrd abortin' black babies.

--- the Beast channeling Margaret Sanger

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2017 08:20 PM (PY9jH)

225 I just bought an Ooti, and one for Mom!

Posted by: The Lovely Chelsea Clinton at August 21, 2017 08:20 PM (vChNs)

226 This has to be the most depressing thing I have ever seen.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at August 21, 2017 08:21 PM (0OmEj)

227 225 year old monument to Christopher Columbus smashed
http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/oldest-christopher-columbus-monument-us-smashed-resistance-vandals

Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2017 08:21 PM (pPKG5)

228 Ooti has shark's teeth.

And bad breath.

Posted by: filbert at August 21, 2017 08:21 PM (s5o+q)

229 I just bought an Ooti, and one for Mom!

Posted by: The Lovely Chelsea Clinton at August 21, 2017 08:20 PM (vChNs)

Why don't you buy one for each of your children who escaped your womb?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2017 08:21 PM (PY9jH)

230 225 I just bought an Ooti, and one for Mom!
Posted by: The Lovely Chelsea Clinton at August 21, 2017 08:20 PM (vChNs)

Meh. 30 odd years too late....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 08:21 PM (mbhDw)

231 Ooti swallows. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Clippy at August 21, 2017 08:19 PM (tbOMB)

Maybe I should tell everybody about...what did you call it? "Pegging"? Hey everybody! Clippy likes the big black ones!

Posted by: Ooti at August 21, 2017 08:21 PM (CPk08)

232 a bargain at $2!

I feel one step closer

Posted by: Bradley woManning at August 21, 2017 08:21 PM (vChNs)

233 228 Ooti has shark's teeth.

And bad breath.
Posted by: filbert at August 21, 2017 08:21 PM (s5o+q)

Awan don't mind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 08:22 PM (mbhDw)

234 Ah ain't no waaays tahrd abortin' black babies.

--- the Beast channeling Margaret Sanger
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2017 08:20 PM (PY9jH)

I've always thought-replied to Hill's "I ain't no ways tahrd" with:

"Oh, no, Hillary. You're a Tard."

Posted by: filbert at August 21, 2017 08:22 PM (s5o+q)

235 225
I just bought an Ooti, and one for Mom!

Posted by: The Lovely Chelsea Clinton at August 21, 2017 08:20 PM (vChNs)

Your dad raped Ooti.

Posted by: Clippy at August 21, 2017 08:23 PM (tbOMB)

236 property damage is non-violent

Posted by: deray mckesson at August 21, 2017 08:23 PM (m+lW7)

237 Why are you wearing that stupid cunt?

I was talking to Oooti, bitch.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 21, 2017 08:23 PM (mJ8mX)

238 I just bought a hundred.

That oughta get me out of the doghouse with the skanks

Posted by: Joss W at August 21, 2017 08:23 PM (vChNs)

239 >>>If the KKK or some white supremacists sold a cute little swastika emoji the earth would stop on its axis. How is this any different?

It's actually worse than that. It's like the KKK had a lynching victim emoji.

Posted by: Max Power at August 21, 2017 08:23 PM (q177U)

240 We need a Nazi shower icon to compete for DNC funding.

Posted by: KKK at August 21, 2017 08:23 PM (0OmEj)

241 Those aren't earrings, those are ovaries.

Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 21, 2017 08:23 PM (kufk0)

242 231
Ooti swallows. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Clippy at August 21, 2017 08:19 PM (tbOMB)

Maybe I should tell everybody about...what did you call it? "Pegging"? Hey everybody! Clippy likes the big black ones!

Posted by: Ooti at August 21, 2017 08:21 PM (CPk0

Whose bitch this is?

Posted by: Clippy at August 21, 2017 08:24 PM (tbOMB)

243 The MFM yawns over the murder of millions of babies in the womb.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2017 08:24 PM (PY9jH)

244 Willowed below, so repeating, I noted that heyjackass's final count for the weekend was 9 killed/55 wounded (Chicago). I also marveled at the white supremacists' energy at being able to wreak so much mayhem - and avoid any publicity about their role. Amazing.

heyjackass noted that this is Air Show Weekend (with a pic of the Blue Angels), and said:

"While the lakefront may sound like a war zone this weekend, parts of the South and West sides will continue to behave like war zones"

Posted by: rhomboid at August 21, 2017 08:24 PM (fZlu3)

245 243 The MFM yawns over the murder of millions of babies in the womb.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2017 08:24 PM (PY9jH)

Just a statistic. As Uncle Joe Stalin would say.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 08:25 PM (mbhDw)

246

Tutti Ooti, aw rutti
Awop-bop-a-loo-mop alop bam boom

Posted by: Little Dick at August 21, 2017 08:25 PM (IqV8l)

247 In other news, thank goodness for birth control. Malia has been partying hard, and passing out to the point the secret service has to scoop her up and toss her in a golf cart to get her drunk ass away from a concert.

We wouldn't want Barry punished with a grandchild. EVER.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2017 08:26 PM (PY9jH)

248 You've never actually know a dachshund, have you?

Nasty little critters. Bred to go down into holes and kill badgers. Posted by: filbert at August 21, 2017 08:13 PM (s5o+q)

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First dog we ever had when I was a kid was a dachsund/chihuahua mix. Meanest little shit I've ever seen in a dog. You couldn't walk within 3 feet of while it was eating without risking ankle/shin damage.

It lasted about 6 months with us before it bit a neighbor kid in the face because she wanted to pet it not knowing it was gnawing on a bone. A ride to a farm in the country followed.

Posted by: GOULD at August 21, 2017 08:26 PM (Ystq3)

249 If black Americans want to focus their hate on something other than 100+ y.o. statues, a good place to start would be Planned Parenthood, and Hillary's idol, Margaret Sanger.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2017 08:16 PM (PY9jH)

As Charles Barkley said in that interview in so many words those statues don't mean a damn thing. Do something with your lives. Get an education and stop killing each other

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2017 08:26 PM (auHtY)

250 Whose bitch this is?
Posted by: Clippy at August 21, 2017 08:24 PM (tbOMB)

Still a little sore? You said you liked it a bit rough. So don't blame me.

Posted by: Ooti at August 21, 2017 08:26 PM (CPk08)

251 18 someday we'll be able to tell our grandchildren that we can recall a world that did not have Ooti.

it will astonish them.

uhhh, there wont be any.......

Posted by: Andy at August 21, 2017 08:26 PM (Mo5Uy)

252 Off sock that should not be seen in other context.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at August 21, 2017 08:26 PM (0OmEj)

253 Know active Catholics (teach CCD in their home) - donate to PP. Betcha they've never even heard of the name "Gosnell", either. This kind of stupidity is part of what we're up against.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 21, 2017 08:26 PM (fZlu3)

254 That's MISTER Ooti to you!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ya5677xc

Posted by: Matthew Barney at August 21, 2017 08:27 PM (/qEW2)

255 247 In other news, thank goodness for birth control. Malia has been partying hard, and passing out to the point the secret service has to scoop her up and toss her in a golf cart to get her drunk ass away from a concert.

We wouldn't want Barry punished with a grandchild. EVER.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2017 08:26 PM (PY9jH)

I hope I'm dead and moldering in my grave if G-d forbid this spawn of stupid ever runs for office.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 08:27 PM (mbhDw)

256 As Charles Barkley said in that interview in so many words those statues don't mean a damn thing. Do something with your lives. Get an education and stop killing each other
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2017 08:26 PM (auHtY)

I half expect him to be singing a different tune in a month.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2017 08:27 PM (z/Ubi)

257 That in no way looks like my Oooti.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 21, 2017 08:27 PM (mcI77)

258 I remember the day my ooti fell oot.

celebrated with a fifth of bourbon for breakfast

Posted by: Hilary Rodham at August 21, 2017 08:28 PM (vChNs)

259 Our next fundraiser will be featuring a baby's arm holding an apple.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at August 21, 2017 08:28 PM (Tyii7)

260 *facepalm*

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 21, 2017 08:28 PM (C/UW5)

261 We live in The Crazy Years.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 21, 2017 08:29 PM (LTHVh)

262 Dick pix on way to Ooti.

Posted by: A. Weiner at August 21, 2017 08:29 PM (bc2Lc)

263 Usually this is Soothsayer's bailiwick, but if I may make a prediction, in the next five years Malia will be
1. In rehab (more than once)
2. Dead
3. a public convert to Christianity, doing the lecture circuit and distancing herself from her father

(#3 doesn't necessarily mean she'll be a Republican - but she'll very probably be apolitical if not)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 21, 2017 08:29 PM (6FqZa)

264 You know who else had a cute cartoon character celibrating the evil he did.

Wait a second. He didn't.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 21, 2017 08:29 PM (3E3o3)

265 259 Our next fundraiser will be featuring a baby's arm holding an apple.
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at August 21, 2017 08:28 PM (Tyii7)

A Mazda, a new MONZA!!!....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 08:29 PM (mbhDw)

266 To me, nothing says "I'm serious about "reproductive" health" more than a uterus emoji. Is a uterus one of the spares available from their parts department?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 21, 2017 08:29 PM (O5Q3r)

267 In other news, thank goodness for birth control. Malia has been partying hard, and passing out to the point the secret service has to scoop her up and toss her in a golf cart to get her drunk ass away from a concert.

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we've got lots of practice on doing the Rodham maneuver the last few years

Posted by: SS at August 21, 2017 08:30 PM (vChNs)

268 Ghouls!

Posted by: Very Undude at August 21, 2017 08:30 PM (2X7pN)

269 My guess is #1.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 21, 2017 08:30 PM (6FqZa)

270 What symbol do they have for women who've had a complete hysterectomy? This symbol makes post-surgical women feel "less than".

Posted by: grammie winger - I saw the light, no more darkness, no more night at August 21, 2017 08:30 PM (lwiT4)

271 *waves paw imperially*

Someone for to be posting my vagina rant s'il vous plait.

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at August 21, 2017 08:30 PM (dEQP3)

272 A Mazda, a new MONZA!!!....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 08:29 PM (mbhDw)

Hell, a herd of Winnebagos, we're giving them away!

Posted by: filbert at August 21, 2017 08:30 PM (s5o+q)

273 Shit's getting weird. I'm out.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 21, 2017 08:30 PM (tbOMB)

274 I wanna party with that girl. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at August 21, 2017 08:31 PM (Tyii7)

275 225 year old monument to Christopher Columbus smashed
http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/oldest-christopher-columbus-monument-us-smashed-resistance-vandals

Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2017 08:21 PM (pPKG5)

Well Chris in charge of the Confederate navy and worked a deal to get some U-Boats for their fleet so it makes sense

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2017 08:31 PM (auHtY)

276 That's so gay. Seriously gay.

Like, "gayer than Shep Smith reporting on the eclipse" gay.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 21, 2017 08:31 PM (2wRtc)

277 272 A Mazda, a new MONZA!!!....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 08:29 PM (mbhDw)

Hell, a herd of Winnebagos, we're giving them away!
Posted by: filbert at August 21, 2017 08:30 PM (s5o+q)

Nice. A Tubes fan in the horde.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 08:31 PM (mbhDw)

278 Yeah, I'm with buzzion. Speaking common sense has become vanishingly rare for black public figures. Whatever they actually think (and we know from the past that Barkley takes fairly sensible positions on basic questions) - the pressure has become irresistible.

With the lynch mob now national, and institutional, and non-racist sane adults invisible or cowering, will be hard for anyone to survive Reichsdenkmalnacht* without trimming their sails. Look for a Barkley "clarification" soon.

* I'm trademarking this baby

Posted by: rhomboid at August 21, 2017 08:32 PM (fZlu3)

279 258 I remember the day my ooti fell oot.

celebrated with a fifth of bourbon for breakfast

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I didn't fall out, I escaped through a tunnel I found. full of cobwebs and leathery scales...

Posted by: SS at August 21, 2017 08:32 PM (vChNs)

280 She's one in a million girls. Heh.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at August 21, 2017 08:32 PM (Tyii7)

281 A Tubes fan in the horde.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 08:31 PM (mbhDw)

In the context of the thread subject, I find this deeply hilarious.

Posted by: filbert at August 21, 2017 08:33 PM (s5o+q)

282 You know what's worse than a baby girl who's black? Yeah, you do. ( I'm looking at you, Hillary, from the grave to figure out how to sell this so that anyone who opposes us are the bad guys!)

Posted by: Margaret Sanger at August 21, 2017 08:33 PM (hZ+us)

283 I remember the quaint old days when the Bush girls were considered whores by the MFM for being caught trying to get into a Texas bar with fake IDs.

Now, you can get drunk, get high on whatever, hook up, and roll on the ground at a concert in front of the world, be carted off to your next gig by the Secret Service Baby Sitting Service, and it's all good.

If she (Malia) were my daughter, her ass would be at home applying for a job with the Peace Corps. Gap year, my ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2017 08:33 PM (PY9jH)

284 ??? What is worse than a U-haul trailer full of dead babys???

A slow day at PP.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at August 21, 2017 08:33 PM (0OmEj)

285 >>Yeah, I'm with buzzion. Speaking common sense has become vanishingly rare for black public figures. Whatever they actually think (and we know from the past that Barkley takes fairly sensible positions on basic questions) - the pressure has become irresistible.

Jason Whitlock was just on Tucker and he was excellent. I think there are more than we know because there are so few outlets that will actually let them speak.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2017 08:34 PM (/tuJf)

286 227 225 year old monument to Christopher Columbus smashed
http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/oldest-christopher-columbus-monument-us-smashed-resistance-vandals
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2017 08:21 PM (pPKG5)

Hysterical, pants-wetting right wing propaganda. There's no campaign or pattern of behavior. Just a one-and-done deal in a city nowhere near most of us.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2017 08:34 PM (0mRoj)

287 283
If she (Malia) were my daughter, her ass would be at home applying for a job with the Peace Corps. Gap year, my ass.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2017 08:33 PM (PY9jH)

Peace Corpse. And a gape year for her. Sadly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 08:34 PM (mbhDw)

288 Skip, others, FFS, for the last time, if you don't live within 10 miles of a desecration or vandalism event (violent, OR "lawful") it's really none of your business.

And it's no big deal. And there's no snowball effect. And it's not a mob situation.

Thought we settled that a few days back.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 21, 2017 08:34 PM (fZlu3)

289 Speaking common sense has become vanishingly rare for black public figures.
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Jason Whitlock just killed it on Tucker. It was so good that Tucker just sat back and listened.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 21, 2017 08:34 PM (2wRtc)

290 270 What symbol do they have for women who've had a complete hysterectomy? This symbol makes post-surgical women feel "less than".
Posted by: grammie winger - I saw the light, no more darkness, no more night at August 21, 2017 08:30 PM (lwiT4)

Well, no. What PP is trying to say is that if you don't have a uterus, you're still a woman but planned parenthood doesn't have anything to offer you becau....oh wait...uhhhhh....oh shit. WAIT!!! MAMMOGRAMS!!! Yeah, No! uh yeah! Yeah! mammograms !! That's right!! Yeah.

Posted by: Ooti at August 21, 2017 08:35 PM (CPk08)

291 Skip, others, FFS, for the last time, if you don't live within 10 miles
of a desecration or vandalism event (violent, OR "lawful") it's really
none of your business.\
===

If you can't smell smoke, it's still a joke.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at August 21, 2017 08:37 PM (2wRtc)

292 OT - I just ran across this piece in the LA times. Skim the article, the read the comments.

F-in awesome, and from LA Times readers, no less.

Hint: every single one of the first ten comments are pro Israel.

Posted by: Rhymes with Covfefe at August 21, 2017 08:37 PM (OClXU)

293 Well, no. What PP is trying to say is that if you
don't have a uterus, you're still a woman but planned parenthood
doesn't have anything to offer you becau....oh wait...uhhhhh....oh shit.
WAIT!!! MAMMOGRAMS!!! Yeah, No! uh yeah! Yeah! mammograms !! That's
right!! Yeah.

Posted by: Ooti at August 21, 2017 08:35 PM (CPk0

I, for one, welcome the new black pancake boobie mammogram mascot, Mammie.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 21, 2017 08:37 PM (tbOMB)

294 Are those eclipse glasses?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 21, 2017 08:38 PM (O5Q3r)

295 I, for one, welcome the new black pancake boobie mammogram mascot, Mammie.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 21, 2017 08:37 PM (tbOMB)

Who don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2017 08:38 PM (0mRoj)

296 What JackStraw said.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 21, 2017 08:38 PM (2wRtc)

297 If it weren't for you meddling kids, I wouldn't have to get all these abortions!

Posted by: Scooti Doo at August 21, 2017 08:38 PM (vChNs)

298 We are Antifa.

Posted by: White Punks on Dope at August 21, 2017 08:38 PM (bc2Lc)

299 a well regulated population being necessary to the security of a free welfare state, the right of the people to keep or abort children shall not be infringed.

from the new Bill of Rights

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at August 21, 2017 08:38 PM (ILitO)

300 Are those eclipse glasses?
Posted by: tu3031 at August 21, 2017 08:38 PM (O5Q3r)

Looks like they're made of urine balloons.

Posted by: filbert at August 21, 2017 08:38 PM (s5o+q)

301 It's so insulting for WOMEN to think there entire identity exists in their reproductive organs. Organs half of them won't even USE.

It's pathetic. They are pathetic. To reduce women to a fallopian tube is so perverse. Is this what women's rights are reduced to? Pink fallopian tubes?

Posted by: grammie winger - I saw the light, no more darkness, no more night at August 21, 2017 08:38 PM (lwiT4)

302 Are those eclipse glasses?

What's wrong with you? That's next week.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at August 21, 2017 08:39 PM (Tyii7)

303 Warning: This is going to be incredibly profane, even by my standards.

I am not my cunt. My entire life does not revolve around whom I fuck or who will fuck me. My tits are not relevant only to the extent that they may turn on me and give me cancer and kill me. Oh and speaking of cancer, and fuck cancer with the Warcock outfitted with a flaming cougar condom, cancer is not a motherfucking political issue you worthless pieces of shit who are turning it to such. My value as a person is not my vagina. I am not a mewling quim who is in desperate need of Daddy to take care of me because I am too feeble minded and weak to do so myself. I am not a talking gash who exists solely to be manipulated by being threatened that oh noes the Republicans hate my lady parts by the same party that is, as a practical matter, enforcing blasphemy laws on behalf of a religion that will cut off my clitoris. Let's not mention cutting off my head because I have the temerity to appreciate other ladies' lady parts.

Every single Democrat who believes that the only thing I value as a woman is abortion needs to be punched in the face by me. Fuck you. Fuck you sideways with a pineapple. It's shockingly sexist and pathetic and disgusting.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD the revelator at October 02, 2012 01:30 PM (VtjlW)

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 21, 2017 08:39 PM (LTHVh)

304 I hope I'm dead and moldering in my grave if G-d forbid this spawn of stupid ever runs for office.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 08:27 PM (mbhDw)

I suspect, for better or worse, we will both be spared that black comedy, or so senile and drooling that it will not matter...LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2017 08:39 PM (SjImc)

305 I got antifa-lopian tubes. They kill any eggs they see coming down the pike, since those eggs are trying to collaborate in patriarchal suppression.

Posted by: Ooti at August 21, 2017 08:40 PM (/qEW2)

306 Forgot to mention this on the eclipse thread, but CTH has some great pictures of POTUS, FLOTUS and Barron watching the eclipse from the White House.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 21, 2017 08:40 PM (JKNZq)

307 Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 21, 2017 08:39 PM (LTHVh)

Thaaaaank you.

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at August 21, 2017 08:40 PM (dEQP3)

308 "Give the Governor a Harumph!"

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 21, 2017 08:40 PM (xaJIp)

309 Ew. Just. Ew.

Posted by: Rosasharn at August 21, 2017 08:40 PM (PzBTm)

310 >>It's pathetic. They are pathetic. To reduce women to a fallopian tube is so perverse. Is this what women's rights are reduced to? Pink fallopian tubes?

It's just Planned Parenthood doing what they do best, selling body parts.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2017 08:40 PM (/tuJf)

311 307 Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 21, 2017 08:39 PM (LTHVh)

Thaaaaank you.
Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at August 21, 2017 08:40 PM (dEQP3)

Bet he gets a smallpox-free blanket now.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2017 08:40 PM (0mRoj)

312 My pleasure, Your Grace.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 21, 2017 08:40 PM (LTHVh)

313 I, for one, welcome the new black pancake boobie mammogram mascot, Mammie.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 21, 2017 08:37 PM (tbOMB)

Who don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies.

Posted by: Insomniac
===

At the height of his manic Broadway Musical eclipse coverage today, I fully expected Shep to pirouette and scream this at the top of his lungs.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 21, 2017 08:41 PM (2wRtc)

314 304
I suspect, for better or worse, we will both be spared that black comedy, or so senile and drooling that it will not matter...LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2017 08:39 PM (SjImc)

Alles zusammen, as they say.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 08:41 PM (mbhDw)

315 >>>OT - I just ran across this piece in the LA times. Skim the article, the read the comments.

Um...did you mean to leave a link?

Posted by: Max Power at August 21, 2017 08:41 PM (q177U)

316 It's just Planned Parenthood doing what they do best, selling body parts.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2017 08:40 PM (/tuJf)
=========================

They sicken me. I wish I could think of something witty to say. I can't. They are repulsive.

Posted by: grammie winger - I saw the light, no more darkness, no more night at August 21, 2017 08:41 PM (lwiT4)

317
NGU:

"Black comedy?!"

Heh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 08:42 PM (mbhDw)

318 In other news, thank goodness for birth control. Malia has been partying hard, and passing out to the point the secret service has to scoop her up and toss her in a golf cart to get her drunk ass away from a concert.

We wouldn't want Barry punished with a grandchild. EVER.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2017 08:26 PM (PY9jH)

The rotten apple doesn't fall too far from the rotten tree. I wonder if she was blowing guys there to really follow in daddy's footsteps

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2017 08:42 PM (auHtY)

319 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD the revelator at October 02, 2012 01:30 PM (VtjlW)

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why do I always imagine the imperial nips are standing at attention by the end of that?

Posted by: Buzzaw90 at August 21, 2017 08:42 PM (vChNs)

320
Listening to music from the 80s while engaging in this insanity.

Quite the depressing juxtaposition.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2017 08:43 PM (mbhDw)

321
Speaking common sense has become vanishingly rare for black public figures.
===

Jason Whitlock just killed it on Tucker. It was so good that Tucker just sat back and listened.

The guy who is on there now is just the opposite.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2017 08:43 PM (IqV8l)

322 ...and disgusting.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD the revelator at October 02, 2012 01:30 PM (VtjlW)

OK. So you aren't reducible to your sex specific organs. Fine. But what if I threw in your liver and a few lymph nodes? Maybe a lung? Your people could talk to my people. We could make something happen.

Posted by: Ooti at August 21, 2017 08:43 PM (CPk08)

323 Ummm... like, where do you insert the pebbles?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 21, 2017 08:43 PM (/qEW2)

324 I read an interview with the woman who wrote a book about Gosnell.

She met with him in prison, and he was smarmy and actually put moves on her. He feels NO REMORSE whatsoever, and actually laughed about the babies he killed.

I have no words.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2017 08:43 PM (PY9jH)

325 *NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 21, 2017 08:44 PM (Ckg4U)

326 While you're visiting, why not order our newest book "The Feminist Guide to Dead Baby Jokes"? The finest in feminist comedy from Sarah Silverman, Chelsea Handler, Rosie O'Donnell, Amy Schumer, Lena Dunham and many, many others. $19.95, shipping and handling included.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood Gift Shoppe at August 21, 2017 08:44 PM (O5Q3r)

327 Warning: This is going to be incredibly profane, even by my standards.

I am not my cunt. My entire life does not revolve around whom I fuck or who will fuck me. My tits are not relevant only to the extent that they may turn on me and give me cancer and kill me. Oh and speaking of cancer, and fuck cancer with the Warcock outfitted with a flaming cougar condom, cancer is not a motherfucking political issue you worthless pieces of shit who are turning it to such. My value as a person is not my vagina. I am not a mewling quim who is in desperate need of Daddy to take care of me because I am too feeble minded and weak to do so myself. I am not a talking gash who exists solely to be manipulated by being threatened that oh noes the Republicans hate my lady parts by the same party that is, as a practical matter, enforcing blasphemy laws on behalf of a religion that will cut off my clitoris. Let's not mention cutting off my head because I have the temerity to appreciate other ladies' lady parts.

Every single Democrat who believes that the only thing I value as a woman is abortion needs to be punched in the face by me. Fuck you. Fuck you sideways with a pineapple. It's shockingly sexist and pathetic and disgusting.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD the revelator at October 02, 2012 01:30 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 21, 2017 08:39 PM (LTHVh)

What did she mean by this?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 21, 2017 08:44 PM (XFue2)

328 He feels NO REMORSE whatsoever, and actually laughed about the babies he killed.

I'm giving him to Uncle Ted Kennedy when he gets here.

Posted by: Beelzebub at August 21, 2017 08:45 PM (Tyii7)

329 Every year's a Gap Year for me!

Posted by: Oooti at August 21, 2017 08:46 PM (mJ8mX)

330 The rotten apple doesn't fall too far from the
rotten tree. I wonder if she was blowing guys there to really follow in
daddy's footsteps

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2017 08:42 PM (auHtY)

In all seriousness, where are her parents? She's getting passed out drunk, lying on the ground, and thank G-d for the Secret Service scooping her butt up and hauling her away.

We always heard what awesome parents Barry and Moochelle were. Where are they now, when their oldest is running wild and clearly in trouble?

I actually feel sorry for the girls. Imagine living with wispy dad and angry mom. Hell, I'd probably be doing the same thing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2017 08:47 PM (PY9jH)

331 What did she mean by this?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 21, 2017 08:44 PM (XFue2)

It's a mystery. It's like she's mad about something but I can't figure out what.

Posted by: Joss Wheedon at August 21, 2017 08:47 PM (CPk08)

332 Whaddya know, there's more scotch!

I thought that "speyside" was some tonic you gave a bitch to neuter her.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 21, 2017 08:48 PM (tLtnq)

333 It's a mystery. It's like she's mad about something but I can't figure out what.

Posted by: Joss Wheedon at August 21, 2017 08:47 PM (CPk0

I'm offended.

Posted by: Mewling Quim at August 21, 2017 08:48 PM (CPk08)

334 None of the emoji's features a cute Dr. Gosnell likeness. That sucks. He's my general practitioner.

Posted by: Ooti at August 21, 2017 08:48 PM (/qEW2)

335 When I play football, I don't need to wear a cup. All I need is the helmet.

Posted by: Ooti at August 21, 2017 08:50 PM (/qEW2)

336 I can't even read this thread. It makes me cry, then puke, then it gets worse...

Posted by: navybrat at August 21, 2017 08:50 PM (w7KSn)

337 Can you get add ons for HPV and herpes?

Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2017 08:50 PM (jm1YL)

338 But seriously I spent my gap year in Mexico's back alleys making money for college!

Posted by: Oooti at August 21, 2017 08:51 PM (mJ8mX)

339 They sicken me. I wish I could think of something witty to say. I can't. They are repulsive.
Posted by: grammie winger - I saw the light, no more darkness, no more night at August 21, 2017 08:41 PM (lwiT4)

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They are ghouls of the first order. I envision a special corner of hell reserved for them, with the 55 million most innocent of souls abortion has been able to snuff out able to come down and torment them at will.

I know this is not a very Christian statement, but I am not very forgiving on this issue anymore. Not long ago, I was because no uterus here, I should only care if it was my kid, etc.

I have been made to care, and not in a good way for the pro choice side of the aisle. Fcuk those murdering baby chop shop pieces of shit.

Posted by: GOULD at August 21, 2017 08:53 PM (Ystq3)

340 Does herpes get that far up there?

HPV does hit the cervix, so, there's that.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 21, 2017 08:53 PM (6FqZa)

341 PP says they made this to "celebrate this amazing reproductive organ"

....you think they would like it more as a reproductive organ.

Posted by: Axeman at August 21, 2017 08:54 PM (2mC6G)

342 "In other news, thank goodness for birth control. Malia has been partying hard, and passing out to the point the secret service has to scoop her up and toss her in a golf cart to get her drunk ass away from a concert. "

I predicted many a year ago that Malia was going to be a problem. She just had that look. She obviously didn't inherit her parents' fabled "brilliance". Or maybe she did. LOL

BTW I thought she was supposed to be starting at Harvard this year?

Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2017 09:00 PM (jm1YL)

343 336 I can't even read this thread. It makes me cry, then puke, then it gets worse...
Posted by: navybrat at August 21, 2017 08:50 PM (w7KSn)

The eclipse thread is still going.

Well, by "going", I mean I had the last three comments on it.

Posted by: rickl at August 21, 2017 09:03 PM (sdi6R)

344 Nood like me!

Posted by: Oooti at August 21, 2017 09:09 PM (mJ8mX)

345 Ooti, you should get yourself checked out, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Clippy at August 21, 2017 07:47 PM (tbOMB)

Thread Winnah!

Posted by: Jade Sea at August 21, 2017 09:56 PM (Ez+tp)

346 Hey Koolegg! You're gone.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at August 22, 2017 12:12 AM (FFsBN)

347 What's with those feminine lips on Ooti the Uterus? Are we supposed to assume xer gender or something?

Hey, you know what? Some men have uteri, just like some women have prostates. What about all those uterus-equipped men out there? Why is there no male uterus character to represent them? Where's the equality, Planned Parenthood? Where's the equality?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 22, 2017 12:36 AM (3YxFh)

348 I can't take my eyes off it...They must realize that this is an obviously expanded and therefore quite recently used uterus...without its occupant. It's the absolute perfect emoji for a kill chamber. Bravo, Planned Parenthood, BRAVO.

Posted by: Karin at August 23, 2017 09:38 PM (oHyXY)

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