Mid-Morning Open Thread

Grey Line With Black, Blue And Yellow
Georgia O'Keeffe

Say what you will about O'Keeffe, the colors in her works are vibrant and lovely and quite pleasing to the eye. I'm not sure what she was aiming for with this piece, but I guess you folks with bat it around and undoubtedly figure it out.

At least this isn't Lucian Freud's "Benefits Supervisor Sleeping." Search for it if you must.

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

Comments

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1 A phallic symbol?

Posted by: blaster at August 23, 2017 09:30 AM (jHrzU)

2 Whoa.

Posted by: Barbarossa at August 23, 2017 09:30 AM (QQ+il)

3 Two People Wearing White Satin Slacks Doing The Bump, Studio 54, 1977

Posted by: Zod at August 23, 2017 09:31 AM (Bdeb0)

4 Girl928 did a painting of a mass of gourds that were suggestive of penii.

We call it her George O'Keeffe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 23, 2017 09:31 AM (QQ+il)

5 Ummm...

Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 23, 2017 09:31 AM (aW5/6)

6 It's a multicolor vagina!

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2017 09:32 AM (rmVvL)

7 Is this a vagina?
Can we pull out slightly?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 23, 2017 09:32 AM (xTfwV)

8 O'Keefe gives me the creeps. Like Trump does to Hillary.

Posted by: grammie winger, wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door, at August 23, 2017 09:33 AM (lwiT4)

9 Magenta Creampie, Study #7

Posted by: Zod at August 23, 2017 09:33 AM (Bdeb0)

10 Larry Flynt just texted me to say he's creeped out by this.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 23, 2017 09:33 AM (xTfwV)

11 It took a few tries to figure out how to hang it so that it didn't look like a bath scene from Starz Spartacus.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 23, 2017 09:33 AM (QQ+il)

12 Looks like a vagina???

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 23, 2017 09:33 AM (mpXpK)

13 She comes in colors ev'rywhere
She combs her hair
She's like a rainbow
Coming, colors in the air
Oh, everywhere
She comes in colors

Posted by: Mick and Keef at August 23, 2017 09:33 AM (Yi9Gb)

14 It's, uhh, it's no Kinkade.

Posted by: Zod at August 23, 2017 09:33 AM (Bdeb0)

15 6 It's a multicolor vagina!
Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2017 09:32 AM (rmVvL)

You must know some feminist art critics. Seriously though, flowers are a very old symbol of female sexuality.

Posted by: Kris at August 23, 2017 09:33 AM (nwqNw)

16 Ham Wallet #3

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 09:34 AM (0mRoj)

17 Looks like a vagina???

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 23, 2017 09:33 AM (mpXpK)
=========================

Most of her work does.

Posted by: grammie winger, wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door, at August 23, 2017 09:34 AM (lwiT4)

18 Reminds me of the 'Marie's Sculpture' episode of Everybody Loves Raymond. Yeah, I know,Patricia Heaton was too hot for my character.

Posted by: Ray Romano at August 23, 2017 09:34 AM (bc2Lc)

19 Wouldn't want to speculate...

Posted by: Muldoon at August 23, 2017 09:34 AM (wPiJc)

20 Is it supposed to be that color?

Posted by: josephistan at August 23, 2017 09:34 AM (7HtZB)

21
Guessed that artist's name before looking.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 23, 2017 09:34 AM (EgwCt)

22 I have this hanging on the ceiling above my bed.

Posted by: Hillary at August 23, 2017 09:34 AM (8z3s2)

23 If her vajinaw was that color, she either had a lot of unprotected boinking with Bugs Bunny, or had fifteen types of infections.

I think instead it looks like a smashed orchid.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at August 23, 2017 09:34 AM (c1VpD)

24 That looks delicious.

Posted by: Hillary! at August 23, 2017 09:34 AM (oVJmc)

25 18 Reminds me of the 'Marie's Sculpture' episode of Everybody Loves Raymond. Yeah, I know,Patricia Heaton was too hot for my character.
Posted by: Ray Romano at August 23, 2017 09:34 AM (bc2Lc)

Classic episode.

Posted by: josephistan at August 23, 2017 09:34 AM (7HtZB)

26 I prefer Danny O'Keffe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YP3pIPp8P8

Posted by: BignJames at August 23, 2017 09:34 AM (x9c8r)

27 That's a VAG!

Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2017 09:34 AM (mcI77)

28 Just go with Giger's "Penis Landscape". Direct and to the point.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 23, 2017 09:35 AM (xTfwV)

29 Georgia O'Queef

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 09:35 AM (0mRoj)

30 Most of O'Keefe's work is just pap, smeared on the canvas.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 23, 2017 09:35 AM (wPiJc)

31 Hmmm, it seems to be something...suggestive but I can't tell what...a pancreas? A larynx? What could it be?

Posted by: The virgin art critic at August 23, 2017 09:35 AM (RD7QR)

32 Wow - on hump day, too!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2017 09:35 AM (NOIQH)

33 The doors to hades?

Posted by: Bruce at August 23, 2017 09:36 AM (8ikIW)

34 Pusstiche.

Posted by: Zod at August 23, 2017 09:36 AM (Bdeb0)

35 Knowing The Horde, I will skip past the likely interpretations and say the shapes and lines are pleasant and the colors are vibrant but not raucous.

Much better than her bleached steer skull painting.

Posted by: JTB at August 23, 2017 09:36 AM (V+03K)

36 30 Most of O'Keefe's work is just pap, smeared on the canvas.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 23, 2017 09:35 AM (wPiJc)

That pun just wets our appetite for more!

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 23, 2017 09:36 AM (RD7QR)

37 So with this art is it the winner that goes the longest without saying it's a vagina while knowing all along its a vagina? Because it's definitely a vagina.

Posted by: Drew in MO at August 23, 2017 09:36 AM (cGlgB)

38 It's no Kandinsky.

Posted by: JAS at August 23, 2017 09:36 AM (UnDQI)

39 I have a strange crazing for sushi. Or oysters.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 23, 2017 09:36 AM (xTfwV)

40 i remember reading or hearing that georgia never intended for her paintings to be yonic ....in fact it upset her to find out she had a following because of that.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at August 23, 2017 09:36 AM (0O7c5)

41 I don't know what it is. Perhaps...ahh just phuck it.

Posted by: Undocumented at August 23, 2017 09:37 AM (2835Q)

42 The doors to hades?
-----

It's like you can read my mind....

Posted by: Huma at August 23, 2017 09:37 AM (8z3s2)

43 If you squint real good you can just barely see the tiny little hotdog that someone has thrown down the center.

Posted by: bananaDream at August 23, 2017 09:37 AM (yfaSg)

44 It's no Rothko.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 23, 2017 09:37 AM (QQ+il)

45 More steer skulls!

Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2017 09:37 AM (mcI77)

46 Coochie cootchie coooo!

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at August 23, 2017 09:37 AM (0/B0s)

47 What we shot at on Antifa boy.

Posted by: PHX PD at August 23, 2017 09:37 AM (bc2Lc)

48 Sarlacc.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 23, 2017 09:38 AM (QQ+il)

49 It's a pebble dispenser!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 23, 2017 09:38 AM (xTfwV)

50 Love Tunnel in Pastels

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 09:38 AM (0mRoj)

51 It's no Alfred Steiglitz...

Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2017 09:38 AM (NOIQH)

52 Apparently, in red-states, Die Polizei doesn't just stand around and cheer on the brownshirts.

Posted by: JAS at August 23, 2017 09:38 AM (UnDQI)

53 i don't see a cigar

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2017 09:39 AM (FZYNt)

54
Car keys? I lost my truck in here.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at August 23, 2017 09:39 AM (EgwCt)

55 This is from O'Keefe's "Labia" series, isn't it.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at August 23, 2017 09:39 AM (ylUqT)

56 Ewwwww, it's horrible!

Posted by: Shep! at August 23, 2017 09:39 AM (0mRoj)

57 O'Keefe was from Sun Prairie Wisconsin. Don't worry - we're not all like that.

Posted by: grammie winger, wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door, at August 23, 2017 09:40 AM (lwiT4)

58 O'Keefe is okay. For me, her work is kind of hit or mish.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 23, 2017 09:40 AM (10LGw)

59 "ESPN pulls announcer from UVA opener, because his name is Robert Lee".

The guy is Asian. Not that anybody watches the Women's PC network that at one time broadcast sports.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2017 09:40 AM (A7DN1)

60 Labyarinth

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 23, 2017 09:40 AM (QQ+il)

61 Lipps Inc.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 09:40 AM (0mRoj)

62 Question: Where does the hidden camera go?

Posted by: James O'Keefe at August 23, 2017 09:40 AM (10LGw)

63 I won't know what it is until someone from the media tells me what it is.
I'm pretty sure that it wii enrage me or feel the need to seek a safe place though.

Posted by: Bruce at August 23, 2017 09:40 AM (8ikIW)

64 >>58
O'Keefe is okay. For me, her work is kind of hit or mish. Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 23, 2017 09:40 AM (10LGw)

It's an acquired taste.

Posted by: Zod at August 23, 2017 09:41 AM (Bdeb0)

65 Man's Ruin

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 09:41 AM (0mRoj)

66
Grand Opening for Art Aficionados and Aspiring Gynecologists - a limerick

Now some people think I'm a rube
A redneck, a bumpkin, a boob.
But as the gallery opened
I sure wasn't hopin'
To spot a Fallopian tube

Posted by: Muldoon at August 23, 2017 09:41 AM (wPiJc)

67 Confucius say, man good with pussy make woman purr.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 23, 2017 09:41 AM (xTfwV)

68 58 O'Keefe is okay. For me, her work is kind of hit or mish.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 23, 2017 09:40 AM (10LGw)

I labia this statement as true.

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 23, 2017 09:41 AM (RD7QR)

69 Gaygina.

Posted by: Dang at August 23, 2017 09:41 AM (8b+oT)

70 Reminded me to put on my earrings!

Posted by: Melissa Harris at August 23, 2017 09:41 AM (bc2Lc)

71 but seriously folks!

The Antifa dude who tried to blow up the Lee statue in Houston seems to have a puzzling history of federal arrest.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y99w7nkb

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at August 23, 2017 09:41 AM (ylUqT)

72 No matter how much name calling and cackling she does, Hillary will never be president.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2017 09:41 AM (A7DN1)

73 I want to share my love with *all* Americans.

Posted by: Georgia O'Covfefe at August 23, 2017 09:42 AM (10LGw)

74 Tear down that monument!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2017 09:42 AM (IqV8l)

75 59 Somebody posted about it yesterday and people thought "nah,got to be a joke"

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2017 09:42 AM (rmVvL)

76 Smurfette Porn?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 09:42 AM (J+eG2)

77 Needs more glitter.

Posted by: Tami at August 23, 2017 09:42 AM (Enq6K)

78 "At least this isn't Lucian Freud's "Benefits Supervisor Sleeping." Search for it if you must."

You bastard.

Posted by: Dang at August 23, 2017 09:42 AM (8b+oT)

79
Don't make me cum in there!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at August 23, 2017 09:43 AM (EgwCt)

80 In addition to the traditional vagina imagery, I see two girls standing butt to butt.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 23, 2017 09:43 AM (gIRsn)

81 Hey! Quit post my nudes!

Posted by: Rainbow Brite at August 23, 2017 09:43 AM (8b+oT)

82 If you use deep focus, you can see Paul Ryan.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 23, 2017 09:43 AM (QQ+il)

83 "So uh I've been having these cramps.. "
"OK well, get up in the stirrups and let's have a look "
"OH MY GOD "

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at August 23, 2017 09:43 AM (cw4dW)

84 *scratches head*

What is that?

Posted by: Married man at August 23, 2017 09:44 AM (0mRoj)

85 Ya know, if you turn it upside down, it looks like the "this is the church, this is the steeple"

The picture I mean

Posted by: Bruce at August 23, 2017 09:44 AM (8ikIW)

86 I think I saw the sniper in a boat...

Anyway. Carried over from previous:

They've been trained to be of no use to themselves or others except as shock troops and cannon fodder. Only one of many ways the generations of American blacks have been betrayed by the left.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

The modern plantation is for votes, not cotton. Honestly, theirs is one of the most tragic fates I've seen in history--continually being sold out by their own leaders, into chattel slavery, and now electoral/welfare thralls. It's amazing as many escape as do.

One of a countless number of reasons the "Left" should be brought to ruin for crimes against humanity.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 23, 2017 09:44 AM (AM1GF)

87 It looks icky!

Posted by: Shep! at August 23, 2017 09:44 AM (gbWkA)

88 Posted by: Hillary!

Hold still, Hillary, it's almost done ...

Posted by: Georgia O'Keeffe at August 23, 2017 09:44 AM (/qEW2)

89 59 "ESPN pulls announcer from UVA opener, because his name is Robert Lee".

The guy is Asian. Not that anybody watches the Women's PC network that at one time broadcast sports.
Posted by: Marcus T

I demand Don Ho be banned

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 23, 2017 09:45 AM (FZYNt)

90 I'm not messing with anyone who can eat that much ice cream.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at August 23, 2017 09:45 AM (InM78)

91 It's funny because most of her work is flower-vaginas.

Posted by: Ben Roethisburglar at August 23, 2017 09:45 AM (hXeKX)

92 Oh my gash! Twat are you painting now? I cunt wait to see it!

Posted by: Dang at August 23, 2017 09:46 AM (8b+oT)

93 No vajazelle back then?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2017 09:46 AM (mcI77)

94 >>Ya know, if you turn it upside down, it looks like the "this is the church, this is the steeple"

Like this?
http://photosx3.blogspot.com/2012/10/alfred-stieglitz_22.html

Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2017 09:46 AM (NOIQH)

95 Better that than a fat man in a bathtub.

Posted by: Lowell George at August 23, 2017 09:46 AM (bc2Lc)

96 "At least this isn't Lucian Freud's "Benefits Supervisor Sleeping." Search for it if you must."

You bastard.

Posted by: Dang at August 23, 2017 09:42 AM (8b+oT)

======

Did you see the image of the actual model talking to Kate Middleton?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 23, 2017 09:46 AM (vg8iE)

97 Hello, Horde.

Just enough time to wish you all a good morning before I head to work, where I can't post.

I'm certain I won't have one, but hey, just because I'm depressed and more certain than ever I'll just die alone, it's doesn't mean ya'll can't have a good one.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 23, 2017 09:46 AM (rJUlF)

98 Norman Rockwell has the self portrait with him looking into a mirror while painting it. O'Keeffe should have done the same with this.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 23, 2017 09:47 AM (/qEW2)

99 So, when is a pepper ball fired from a paintball gun a rubber bullet?

Posted by: Strobe at August 23, 2017 09:47 AM (gbWkA)

100 Little known fact:

Robert E. Lee had a brother, named Bruce.

He was a dangerous man

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2017 09:47 AM (FZYNt)

101 Looking for shelter in the Lee of the storm?

Yeh...that won't work.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 09:47 AM (J+eG2)

102 Needs a waterwheel.

And trees.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at August 23, 2017 09:47 AM (jAZR9)

103 Jessica Rabbit?

Posted by: IP at August 23, 2017 09:47 AM (yaZEj)

104 Better that than a fat man in a bathtub.

Posted by: Lowell George at August 23, 2017 09:46 AM (bc2Lc)

check your oil?

Posted by: BignJames at August 23, 2017 09:48 AM (x9c8r)

105 "So, when is a pepper ball fired from a paintball gun a rubber bullet?"

When it self identifies as a rubber bullet.

Silly.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 09:48 AM (J+eG2)

106 Now that is a selfie!

Posted by: Hope Solo at August 23, 2017 09:48 AM (bc2Lc)

107 99 So, when is a pepper ball fired from a paintball gun a rubber bullet?

According to concerned Fox street reporters what has flailing girl arms, all of the time.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2017 09:48 AM (mcI77)

108 Couldn't Robert Lee identify as say Hung Lee or Ho Lee and still appear on air? Unleash the Chinaman!

Posted by: Undocumented at August 23, 2017 09:49 AM (2835Q)

109 Those colors indicate an infection...

Posted by: Strobe at August 23, 2017 09:49 AM (gbWkA)

110 I'm thinking the cop that fired that pepper ball won't have to buy drinks for a long time

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2017 09:49 AM (FZYNt)

111 Why did Louise Linton apologize to that hag liberal troll? That only encourages these lowlifes to keep up their hate.

Hers was on of the most epic, spot on appropriate rants of all time. It was William Wallace on social media.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2017 09:49 AM (A7DN1)

112 Ha! That's it.

I'm a deplorable and know little about art. When you mentioned Stieglitz before, I thought you meant the guy from Inglourious Basterds!

I thought...I don't remember him painting

Posted by: Bruce at August 23, 2017 09:49 AM (8ikIW)

113 Two Aliens kissing in front of a tear in the spacetime continum. Nice.

Posted by: Croms Dirty Underpants: Would you fukc me? I'd fukc me at August 23, 2017 09:50 AM (l2t1M)

114 Oh, boy, we're openly posting pr0n now.

Not very good pr0n, but...

Posted by: mindful webworker - needs eyeglasses at August 23, 2017 09:50 AM (lFi5f)

115 >>According to concerned Fox street reporters what has flailing girl arms, all of the time.

Never mind that the antifa dude is wearing a gas mask and had just kicked a tear gas canister at police, huh?

Hard to feel sorry for someone who's so clearly there for a fight....he got one.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2017 09:50 AM (NOIQH)

116 Ya get past the smell son, ya got it licked.

Posted by: Diver Down at August 23, 2017 09:50 AM (u00T4)

117 Rubber bullets

http://tinyurl.com/y9klqgtm

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 09:51 AM (J+eG2)

118 Did you see the image of the actual model talking to Kate Middleton?

Posted by: bicentennialguy
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She looks a little better with her clothes on. I really don't know why people paint shit like that. I'm friends with an artist on Facebook who was painting ugly nudes all the time. Ugly people. Nude. Who would hang that in their house. "Who's that ugly naked lady in that painting?" "Oh her? I dunno." Dumb.

Posted by: Dang at August 23, 2017 09:51 AM (8b+oT)

119 The late horror actor Vincent Price was an art collector, and had a warm appreciation for O'Keeffe's work. Was not above the minimally salacious comment on it, either.

Ironically, the college president who just removed the Robert E Lee statue from the Duke Chapel is named Vincent Price, and appears to have never taken any shit at all for that. Not even an "Abominable Doctor" joke.

He also has never taken one (1) walking tour of the Duke campus, and so does not know of the statue of Confederate sailor George Washington Duke, "Patriot," roughly amid-ship on its campus.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 23, 2017 09:51 AM (H5rtT)

120

Pardon Me Georgia, Your Slip Is Showing - a limerick

O'Keefe had a technique illogical
For painting of things geological
But according to Freud
We should not be annoyed
That everything looks gynecological

Posted by: Muldoon at August 23, 2017 09:51 AM (wPiJc)

121 I guess Robert Lee changing his name was out of the question

Posted by: Giancarlo Stanton at August 23, 2017 09:51 AM (FZYNt)

122 115 >>According to concerned Fox street reporters what has flailing girl arms, all of the time.

Never mind that the antifa dude is wearing a gas mask and had just kicked a tear gas canister at police, huh?

Hard to feel sorry for someone who's so clearly there for a fight....he got one.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2017 09:50 AM (NOIQH)

Protected his face/lungs with a mask. Perhaps he should have worn a cup.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 23, 2017 09:51 AM (jxbfJ)

123 Spillover from last thread:

Is the term "yarblers" onomatopoetic? The sound one makes when the rubber bullet hits certain places?

Posted by: mindful webworker - needs eyeglasses at August 23, 2017 09:52 AM (lFi5f)

124 Morning all... how is everyone this fine morning?
Beautiful here... cool, with clear skies... ..

Posted by: kraken at August 23, 2017 09:52 AM (zSVEm)

125 tfw you realize you only ever liked Stephen Hayes because you wanted to hit that:
Stephen Hayes @stephenfhayes
Striking difference in how Trump talks about white supremacists and journalists. Grudging disavowal vs angry, enthusiastic denunciation.

Posted by: Shopgirl at August 23, 2017 09:52 AM (s5v9v)

126 A mish mash of colors.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 23, 2017 09:52 AM (glJL/)

127 Is the term "yarblers" onomatopoetic? The sound one makes when the rubber bullet hits certain places?
Posted by: mindful webworker - needs eyeglasses

IT'S FUNNY CAUSE THE PUNK GOT HIT IN THE TESTICLES

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 23, 2017 09:53 AM (FZYNt)

128 Thanks for the painting. It reminded me that I should take the Lincoln Tunnel today rather than the GWB.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2017 09:53 AM (4AVeu)

129 Back in the 60's, after a little to much LSD, that is what your girl your sleeping with vagina looked like.

Posted by: Colin at August 23, 2017 09:53 AM (jxQHM)

130 116 Ya get past the smell son, ya got it licked.
Posted by: Diver Down at August 23, 2017 09:50 AM (u00T4)

Yeah? Y'all try it with the FAB, why don't you.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at August 23, 2017 09:53 AM (jxbfJ)

131 Rubber Biscuit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYyBZE0kBtE

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 23, 2017 09:53 AM (r5KeJ)

132 "I guess Robert Lee changing his name was out of the question"

Some names just ain't gonna get changed.

Posted by: Bob Lee Swagger at August 23, 2017 09:54 AM (J+eG2)

133 Like this?
http://photosx3.blogspot.com/2012/10/alfred-stieglitz_22.html

Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2017 09:46 AM (NOIQH)
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Hooo baby....

That's revealing, isn't it.

Posted by: Siggie Freud at August 23, 2017 09:54 AM (ylUqT)

134 Stoopid protestor hit in the balls; you forgot that an athletic cup is your friend! Learn it, live it.
Your old coach.

Posted by: Strobe at August 23, 2017 09:54 AM (gbWkA)

135 Clown porn.

Probably a thing in Germany.

Posted by: Dang at August 23, 2017 09:54 AM (8b+oT)

136 And you thought Carl's was bad!?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 23, 2017 09:54 AM (wPiJc)

137 Yeah? Y'all try it with the FAB, why don't you.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at August 23, 2017 09:53 AM (jxbfJ)

========

A wall of stench and flies.

Posted by: Web Hubbell at August 23, 2017 09:54 AM (vg8iE)

138 Robert E. Lee had a brother, named Bruce.

He was a dangerous man

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2017 09:47 AM (FZYNt)
He also had a Canadian cousin named Geddy who was pretty nasty with an axe.

Posted by: Armando at August 23, 2017 09:54 AM (FwRqg)

139 The idea of non lethal rounds is to stop the attack without life threatening use of force. Mission accomplished.

I honestly don't care if his ball ran down his pants leg. He's still stealing my oxygen. Hopefully he can't reproduce. Ever.

One ball man was committing a felony. He has no recourse for a claim.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2017 09:55 AM (A7DN1)

140 I've never seen anything like it!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 23, 2017 09:55 AM (xfb67)

141 Meh.

Posted by: Allotta Fagina at August 23, 2017 09:55 AM (4AVeu)

142 Stephen Hayes @stephenfhayes
Striking difference in how Trump talks about white supremacists and journalists. Grudging disavowal vs angry, enthusiastic denunciation.

If Tweets could talk, this one would have a shrill, girlyman lisp.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 23, 2017 09:55 AM (ul9CR)

143 "I honestly don't care if his ball ran down his pants leg. He's still stealing my oxygen. Hopefully he can't reproduce. Ever. "

You know who else only had one ball?

Posted by: Historical WWII Rumor at August 23, 2017 09:56 AM (J+eG2)

144 Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2017 09:55 AM (A7DN1)

I wonder how he feels this morning?

Posted by: BignJames at August 23, 2017 09:56 AM (x9c8r)

145 You know who else only had one ball?
Posted by: Historical WWII Rumor

And could ride a bike like the wind?

Posted by: Bruce at August 23, 2017 09:56 AM (8ikIW)

146 He also had a Canadian cousin named Geddy who was pretty nasty with an axe.
Posted by: Armando at August 23, 2017 09:54 AM (FwRqg)

ooooooooof SALESMEN!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 23, 2017 09:57 AM (ul9CR)

147 Stephen Hayes @stephenfhayes
Striking difference in how Trump talks about white supremacists and journalists. Grudging disavowal vs angry, enthusiastic denunciation.

Posted by: Shopgirl at August 23, 2017 09:52 AM (s5v9v)
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You didn't enjoy fifth grade playtime, did you Mr. Hayes?

Petty snark should be beneath even the Never Trump Squad, on would have thought, until you realize that's all they have.

Posted by: Siggie Freud at August 23, 2017 09:57 AM (ylUqT)

148 He also has never taken one (1) walking tour of the Duke campus, and so does not know...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 23, 2017 09:51 AM (H5rtT)

---

How does that even happen?

That is a great example of colleges these days, though. Hey kids, administrators are interested in administrating. They have zero intellectual curiosity about their own jobs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 23, 2017 09:57 AM (BcxjQ)

149 He also had a Canadian cousin named Geddy who was pretty nasty with an axe.
Posted by: Armando

Geddy is a racist cause he sang about Tom Sawyer

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2017 09:57 AM (FZYNt)

150 Mine was this color for weeks after it was built.

Posted by: Caitlyn at August 23, 2017 09:57 AM (vg8iE)

151 Don't forget Robert Lee probably wears Lee jeans, which is a double no, no.

Posted by: Colin at August 23, 2017 09:57 AM (jxQHM)

152 It's Lotta Fagina!

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 23, 2017 09:58 AM (9NSEb)

153 >>He also has never taken one (1) walking tour of the Duke campus, and so does not know...

I don;t have to understand widgets to sell widgets, I'm a salesman!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2017 09:58 AM (NOIQH)

154 I'm certain I won't have one, but hey, just because I'm depressed and more certain than ever I'll just die alone, it's doesn't mean ya'll can't have a good one.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread

Honestly, there needs to be an Old Moron's Home. No point in dying alone by yourself.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 23, 2017 09:58 AM (AM1GF)

155 Geddy is a racist cause he sang about Tom Sawyer

And he warned those damned Commie Maples what was gonna happen if they kept fomenting trouble in the forest.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 23, 2017 09:59 AM (ul9CR)

156 138 Robert E. Lee had a brother, named Bruce.
____________________________________

And a distant cousin who was murdered in 1895, Stagger. A black pimp.

Posted by: Yosemite Sam at August 23, 2017 09:59 AM (4AVeu)

157 I'm guessing Kiki Kaye has no shot whatsoever at an ESPN job.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 23, 2017 09:59 AM (wPiJc)

158 This is O'Keefe topless, photographed by Stieglitz:

http://bit.ly/2ioYY2U

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 23, 2017 09:59 AM (gIRsn)

159 Because one has no recourse for a claim does not mean a city won't manage to funnel a shit tonne of money to one.

Posted by: Undocumented at August 23, 2017 09:59 AM (2835Q)

160 I love wearing taffeta.

Posted by: Russel Lee at August 23, 2017 09:59 AM (8b+oT)

161 Stephen Hayes @stephenfhayes
Striking difference in how Trump talks about white supremacists and journalists. Grudging disavowal vs angry, enthusiastic denunciation

-

How many people have ever actively avoided a white supremacist?

How many people have ever actively voided a journalist?

I bet the latter was at least ten thousand people across the nation during the eclipse.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 23, 2017 09:59 AM (BcxjQ)

162 ew. just....ew. that takes navel gazing self-referencing art to a new....low.

Posted by: vivi at August 23, 2017 10:00 AM (11H2y)

163 James O'Keefe got topless and painted a flower vagina?

Posted by: confused thread skimmer at August 23, 2017 10:00 AM (ul9CR)

164 Stephen Hayes - Communist sympathizer.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 23, 2017 10:00 AM (glJL/)

165
C'mon over y'all, I've got pie.

Posted by: Sara Lee at August 23, 2017 10:00 AM (veoSD)

166 Spike Lee can no longer attend Knicks games

Posted by: Bruce at August 23, 2017 10:00 AM (8ikIW)

167 I'm envious.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at August 23, 2017 10:00 AM (mcI77)

168 "How many people have ever actively voided a journalist? "

I flushed afterward.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 10:01 AM (J+eG2)

169 I wonder if Senator Kane's son was there last night, wearing his black getup....

Posted by: Colin at August 23, 2017 10:01 AM (jxQHM)

170 "144 Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2017 09:55 AM (A7DN1)

I wonder how he feels this morning?
Posted by: BignJames at August 23, 2017 09:56 AM (x9c8r)0

I'm gonna go with probable tunica albuginea with a orchiectomy as the likely treatment.

Which by the way is too bad, bless his heart.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2017 10:01 AM (A7DN1)

171 Voided a journalist might be my new favorite cucumber.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 23, 2017 10:01 AM (BcxjQ)

172 How many people have ever actively avoided a white supremacist?

How many people have ever actively voided a journalist?

I bet the latter was at least ten thousand people across the nation during the eclipse.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes

Honestly, there's more journos than white supremacists. Also, the journos do more damage.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 23, 2017 10:01 AM (AM1GF)

173 >>>And he warned those damned Commie Maples what was gonna happen if they kept fomenting trouble in the forest

But why was the Barchetta red?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 23, 2017 10:01 AM (xTfwV)

174 Lady Parts.

Do men ever think of anything else?

I know, sandwiches.

Posted by: ALH at August 23, 2017 10:01 AM (uLuPn)

175 No. Don't like it.

But then again, I don't like much.

So there's that.

Although I do like this:

http://tinyurl.com/ycp57ske

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 23, 2017 10:01 AM (X6fMO)

176 By the way, ya varmints.

Am I not allowed to play a rebel soldier in the cartoons anymore?

I mean, nothing says "white supremacy" like a socially maladjusted short guy with a speech impediment and subject to fits of rage brought on by smart-ass rabbits.

Posted by: Yosemite Sam at August 23, 2017 10:02 AM (4AVeu)

177 Paul Ryan on gun control.

This asshat (and McConnell and the GOP-e) is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 23, 2017 10:02 AM (jxbfJ)

178 Stephen Hayes pees sitting down.

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2017 10:02 AM (rmVvL)

179
Honestly, there's more journos than white supremacists.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 23, 2017 10:01 AM (AM1GF)

Especially when you weed out the FBI undercover agents.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 23, 2017 10:02 AM (veoSD)

180 Well...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 23, 2017 10:02 AM (GF78Y)

181 Gross.

And I've seen that Lucien Freud picture CBD mentioned, and I will amend his final sentence to "You must not search for it."

Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2017 10:02 AM (UoSKV)

182 Old HRC still trying to pull feminist outrage crap in her book re: Trump invading her personal space at the debates. Creep? Look at what you married.

Posted by: Cheri at August 23, 2017 10:03 AM (AiNgf)

183 I mean, nothing says "white supremacy" like a socially maladjusted short guy with a speech impediment and subject to fits of rage brought on by smart-ass rabbits.

Jimmy Carter, is that you?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2017 10:03 AM (R+p/Q)

184 Stephen Hayes pees sitting down.

Posted by: steevy

He got hit in the yarbles by a copy of Webster's Dictionary as a student. He hasn't been right since.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 23, 2017 10:03 AM (AM1GF)

185 Did I hear correctly, that stupid piece of shit Paul Ryan is calling for gun control?

How severely conservative of him.

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 23, 2017 10:03 AM (2JcMg)

186 I think O'Keefe did more than just paint jimson weed.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 23, 2017 10:03 AM (FMhfH)

187
178 Stephen Hayes pees sitting down.

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2017 10:02 AM (rmVvL)

Sitzpinkler

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 23, 2017 10:03 AM (veoSD)

188 I went to a Georgia O’Keefe exhibit in Santa Fe circa 1986 and then some years later in Dallas.

Let’s just say that O’Keefe is to to be praised for her single-mindedness.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 23, 2017 10:04 AM (nvMvs)

189 reminds me of the South , the Deep South, hot, humid and a little musty smelling.

Posted by: Shoey at August 23, 2017 10:04 AM (dCgHG)

190 *Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, flower, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, flower, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy... *

Posted by: Georgia O'Keeffe's Brain at August 23, 2017 10:04 AM (8b+oT)

191 Looks like the sort of art that corporations buy by the yard to put in their offices. Colorful, vague, inoffensive.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hillary Clinton biography - My Struggle - Exclusive at the Outrage Outlet! at August 23, 2017 10:04 AM (hLRSq)

192 I've got that not-so-fresh feeling.

Posted by: Caitlyn at August 23, 2017 10:05 AM (vg8iE)

193 The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Cannot repeated enough.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2017 10:05 AM (mcI77)

194 "Did I hear correctly, that stupid piece of shit Paul Ryan is calling for gun control?

How severely conservative of him."

How pointless.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hillary Clinton biography - My Struggle - Exclusive at the Outrage Outlet! at August 23, 2017 10:06 AM (hLRSq)

195 Weren't the yarbles eaten by a rogue thesaurus?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 23, 2017 10:06 AM (GF78Y)

196 Cannot be

Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2017 10:06 AM (mcI77)

197 >>C'mon over y'all, I've got pie.

Posted by: Sara Lee

"...and I have Kwanza cake!!"

-- Sandra Lee

Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2017 10:06 AM (NOIQH)

198 reminds me of the South , the Deep South, hot, humid and a little musty smelling.

Posted by: Shoey at August 23, 2017 10:04 AM (dCgHG)

Do the name Ophelia Magnolia ring a bell?

Posted by: BignJames at August 23, 2017 10:06 AM (x9c8r)

199 Space Baboon Labia.

Posted by: Me No Likey at August 23, 2017 10:08 AM (4/5px)

200 grammie winger, 'way back at #57: O'Keefe was from Sun Prairie Wisconsin. Don't worry - we're not all like that.

But she became a New Mexian. And they *are* all like that.

What a minute... what like what are we talking about?

Posted by: mindful webworker - confused, but not as much as Hillary at August 23, 2017 10:08 AM (lFi5f)

201 "...and I have Kwanza cake!!"

-- Sandra Lee

Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2017 10:06 AM (NOIQH)
------------

Because nothing says "Kwanzaa" like corn nuts.

Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2017 10:09 AM (UoSKV)

202 185 Did I hear correctly, that stupid piece of shit Paul Ryan is calling for gun control?

How severely conservative of him.

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 23, 2017 10:03 AM (2JcMg)

I don't think that's accurate. He was asked a questions about it and did the usual balancing act about keeping guns out of domestic terrorist hands that shouldn't have them.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 23, 2017 10:09 AM (glJL/)

203 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>How many people have ever actively voided a journalist?<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

I do that at least twice every day. I usually refer to them as turds, but journalist works just as well.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 23, 2017 10:09 AM (JNTt1)

204 How come you never post any of my paintings?

Posted by: Georgia's sister, Hope O'Keeffe at August 23, 2017 10:09 AM (/qEW2)

205 Little known fact:

Robert E. Lee had a brother, named Bruce.

He was a dangerous man

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2017 09:47 AM (FZYNt)

He had another brother named Christopher. Only came out at night and was big into necking.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2017 10:09 AM (OE2ur)

206 Do the name Ophelia Magnolia ring a bell?
Posted by: BignJames at August 23, 2017 10:06 AM (x9c8r)

Colonel Angus remembers them all...

Posted by: Shoey at August 23, 2017 10:09 AM (dCgHG)

207 I don't know nothing 'bout art but I know what I like!

Posted by: Fallopian Rube at August 23, 2017 10:09 AM (bc2Lc)

208 >>Stephen Hayes @stephenfhayes

Striking difference in how Trump talks about white supremacists and
journalists. Grudging disavowal vs angry, enthusiastic denunciation

Just spitballing here, but the press have been making Trump's life hell for a year - and he's been denouncing them at rallies for that long. They've been active participants n a push to oust him from office.

Meanwhile, the menace of white supremacists doing anything other than beclowning themselves (seriously, tiki light march is scary?) is quite small.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2017 10:10 AM (NOIQH)

209 Ryan was responding to a question. He made a broad statement about how we could keep guns out of the hands of people suspected of domestic terrorism. While I think he needs to explain exactly what he meant (that is you cannot "suspect" someone of something and use that as a pretense to take away their rights- it wouldn't get through most courts as constitutional) it wasn't exactly a call for "gun control".

The idiot then cited Heather Heyer. Which is confusing because she was murdered using a car.

Maybe he's calling for automobile control??

Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2017 10:10 AM (A7DN1)

210
I see Jimmy "The Clap" Clapper is questioning Trump's fitness for office. Fark off twat

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2017 10:10 AM (OE2ur)

211
I saw The Yarbles open for King Missile at the Cow Palace back in '93.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 23, 2017 10:10 AM (veoSD)

212 Ugh. Every time I post a comment that thing rolls by. I'm going back to my exercising.

Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2017 10:10 AM (UoSKV)

213 Old HRC still trying to pull feminist outrage crap in her book re: Trump invading her personal space at the debates. Creep? Look at what you married.

Posted by: Cheri at August 23, 2017 10:03 AM (AiNgf)
====================

No more "Hillary" for me. From now on, it's "Bill Clinton's Old Lady".

Posted by: mrp at August 23, 2017 10:10 AM (Pqytn)

214 Re Ryan: Coming from a dick that lost a debate to Joe Biden, I dismiss him out of hand.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2017 10:11 AM (mcI77)

215 71 but seriously folks!

The Antifa dude who tried to blow up the Lee statue in Houston seems to have a puzzling history of federal arrest.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y99w7nkb
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at August 23, 2017 09:41 AM (ylUqT)

Well. Nothing hinky at all about that. Move along, nothing to see here.

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2017 10:11 AM (xjiRE)

216 Andrew Breitbart warned us, didn't he? They're calling us racists and fascists. Violent. Deplorable.

Hayes, Kristol, Wilson and the other Antifa-enablers are ripping up the social contract.

"Civility be damned, America must be cowed into submission to its rulers!"

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at August 23, 2017 10:12 AM (ylUqT)

217 Gun control is a loosing issue, Ryan can keep it up until he get primaried. How in the fuck does he manage to even dress himself. Stupid stupid stupid. He is a piece of shit. Dumber than a box of hammers.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at August 23, 2017 10:13 AM (0OmEj)

218 Bill Clinton regularly invades the personal space of women in an unwanted way.

Funny how Hillary hasn't discussed that in a book-huh?

Maybe next time she can write a self help book titled "My Life as the "Other" Woman"

Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2017 10:13 AM (A7DN1)

219 "Domestic terrorists" being a stand in for anyone the Left disagrees with.

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2017 10:13 AM (rmVvL)

220 >>Old HRC still trying to pull feminist outrage crap in her book re: Trump invading her personal space at the debates.

So all it would take for Putin, lil' Kim or the leader of Iran to spook her is invade her space?

Unfit for the presidency!

(The cognitive dissonance of feminists saying they as brave and strong as men, or even mores o, while also squealing like pigs about mansplaining, manspreading and invading their space is annoying.)

Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2017 10:14 AM (NOIQH)

221 this flap about Robert Lee is nothing new,

Remember it all started with a flag and a certain orange Charger.

And Uncle Jesse owned slaves

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2017 10:14 AM (FZYNt)

222 Weren't the yarbles eaten by a rogue thesaurus?

Posted by: Anna Puma

Nope.

Paper cuts.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 23, 2017 10:14 AM (AM1GF)

223 Stephen Hayes @stephenfhayes
Striking difference in how Trump talks about white supremacists and journalists. Grudging disavowal vs angry, enthusiastic denunciation

Race relations are notably worse than they were ten years ago, and the media bears most the responsibility.

EABOD.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 23, 2017 10:14 AM (rnAwa)

224 And "Benefits Supervisor Sleeping" looks like a million bucks to me. US$33.6 million, actually. (Christie's, 2008, per Wikipoodle.)

We had a model like that in my one college art class. She obviously had been huge, lost a lot of weight, and she was all wrinkles and folds. Actually much more fun to draw than the smooth skinny gal, other qualities aside.

Posted by: mindful webworker - artfully at August 23, 2017 10:14 AM (lFi5f)

225 Yeah, it's a mish. I once dated this woman who had a print of this painting hanging on her bedroom wall, and she knew quite a bit about Georgia O'Keefe. Seems that O'Keefe became one of those desert rat artists living in and around Santa Fe, NM, and oh yes, she had a taste for the ladies, IYKWIMAITYD.

Interestingly, once this lady friend of mine and I decided to visit the Houston Museum of Fine Arts, and while there we discovered that they had the original of this very O'Keefe painting on display there. Needless to say, we had a good laugh about that...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - No-Longer-Deplorable Source of all SMODs at August 23, 2017 10:14 AM (RxCVB)

226 @209

Nit to pick, we don't know if she was murdered.

Sure the guy who drove the care has been charged with murder but murder requires a certain mental state and we do not know what his mental state was and a jury has not rendered a verdict.

So the guy is innocent until proven guilty.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 23, 2017 10:14 AM (2JcMg)

227 Gun control is a loosing issue, Ryan can keep it up
until he get primaried. How in the fuck does he manage to even dress
himself. Stupid stupid stupid. He is a piece of shit. Dumber than a box
of hammers.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at August 23, 2017 10:13 AM (0OmEj)

Once you take their money, they got you on a corruption charge.

Then they own you, but on the bright side you are probably getting paid still.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2017 10:14 AM (mkDpn)

228 That painting is obviously "The Story of Caitlyn and his Vag of Many Colors"

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at August 23, 2017 10:14 AM (hA6WQ)

229 Finger licking good humidor!

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at August 23, 2017 10:15 AM (bc2Lc)

230 Funny how "white supremacists" became the Big Thing among the never-Trumpers just as the Russian investigation started to falter.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at August 23, 2017 10:15 AM (ylUqT)

231 Muldoon wins again.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 23, 2017 10:15 AM (Ndje9)

232 I don't know what it is... but I hate it.

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at August 23, 2017 10:15 AM (KmZ9R)

233 230 Funny how "white supremacists" became the Big Thing among the never-Trumpers just as the Russian investigation started to falter.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man

It's like Russia never happened

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2017 10:15 AM (FZYNt)

234 "Maybe next time she can write a self help book titled "My Life as the "Other" Woman"

My latest writing project...

"Chelsea has Two Daddys"

Posted by: The Chubble at August 23, 2017 10:16 AM (J+eG2)

235 "Chelsea has Two Daddys"
Posted by: The Chubble

Web and Mr.Ed?

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2017 10:16 AM (FZYNt)

236 It's like Russia never happened
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2017 10:15 AM (FZYNt)

We've always been at war with EastAsia

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2017 10:16 AM (mkDpn)

237 Win the Powerball tonight and you too can buy this painting...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 23, 2017 10:16 AM (GF78Y)

238 The sniper is hiding in the cervix?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 23, 2017 10:16 AM (QbiyL)

239 Colonel Angus: "I heah ESPN has a job openin', my dear."

Scarlett: "Don't do it, Colonel! They started by renaming streets and now they want to rename people!"

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 23, 2017 10:17 AM (Ndje9)

240 I stand behind this painting.

Posted by: Ooti at August 23, 2017 10:17 AM (mcI77)

241 Reminds me of an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond for some reason.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 23, 2017 10:17 AM (sqpGi)

242
238 The sniper is hiding in the cervix?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 23, 2017 10:16 AM (QbiyL)

Nervous in the cervix?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 23, 2017 10:17 AM (veoSD)

243 Hayes is giving his subjective impression, complete with loaded words, because he is too much of a coward to slander Trump directly. So he resorts to the Eric Idle approach "Nudge, nudge, know what I mean? Know what I mean? Say no more, say no more".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 23, 2017 10:17 AM (/qEW2)

244 Off topic: I watched Hail Caesar! last night, and while expecting it to be trippy (because Coens, duh), was not expecting deliberate mindscrews like it offered. It's narrated intermittently, by the same voice as is doing the movie within a movie, which is also called Hail Caesar! Then, with Scenes From A Musical (tm) taking place in real life alongside cutting in the musical bits for films in the process of getting filmed...

Bottom line: really trippy, but also hilarious. If you liked Singin' in the Rain, you ought to like this too, as it's about 50% the Coens taking an excuse to film a '50s musical. Also, the Red Army Choir singing over the drab Hollywood Communists as they take a boat to meet a Russian sub is absolutely hysterical, as is the producer slapping the Communist Stupid out of George Clooney.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 23, 2017 10:18 AM (eXSOZ)

245 Marie's sculpture:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fZSoiMKW5M

Posted by: andycanuck at August 23, 2017 10:18 AM (mJ8mX)

246 233 Well,just until Muellers bullshit report comes out....

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2017 10:18 AM (rmVvL)

247 "Funny how "white supremacists" became the Big Thing among the never-Trumpers just as the Russian investigation started to falter. "

________

So true.

I wonder what the next thing will be?

For Reagan, it was crisis like homelessness because of Reaganomics.

Posted by: Outback at August 23, 2017 10:18 AM (LHzKO)

248 Funny how "white supremacists" became the Big Thing among the never-Trumpers just as the Russian investigation started to falter.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at August 23, 2017 10:15 AM (ylUqT)

And when this dies down what shall they hyperventilate over next?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2017 10:18 AM (OE2ur)

249 Is it a painting, or Robert Reich's view of a women's march?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 23, 2017 10:18 AM (aMlLZ)

250 "Web and Mr.Ed?"

Hey!!!!!

Posted by: S. J. Parker at August 23, 2017 10:19 AM (J+eG2)

251 Get up to get moar coffee and I'm 200 posts behind.

Youse guys type too fast.

Posted by: Tami at August 23, 2017 10:19 AM (Enq6K)

252 >>>Win the Powerball tonight and you too can buy this painting...

Still doing the math but I don't think there will be much left over...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 23, 2017 10:19 AM (xTfwV)

253 I wonder what the next thing will be?

Opioid abuse. Trump is Killing Our Children !!!

Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2017 10:20 AM (mcI77)

254 Win the Powerball tonight and you too can buy this painting...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 23, 2017 10:16 AM (GF78Y)

Painting shit, I would buy my own planet.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 23, 2017 10:20 AM (aMlLZ)

255 Can we keep saying, "Bill Clinton's wife."

It's perfect.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 23, 2017 10:20 AM (U+nHb)

256 So I just saw a video of antfa in action and someone slowed down the footage and you can clearly see one of them repeatedly stab a Trump supporter over and over. Sick! Not sure where the protest takes place.

Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2017 10:21 AM (QCc6B)

257 So the GOPe path to victory is to whiff on Obamacare repeal, push for illegal alien amnesty, and now support gun control?

Why, exactly, do they exist....?

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 23, 2017 10:21 AM (PFy0L)

258 I hoped the Robert Lee thing was a hoax. Alas, never underestimate stupid or overestimate intelligence remains evergreen.

Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2017 10:21 AM (RozsV)

259 256
So I just saw a video of antfa in action and someone slowed down the
footage and you can clearly see one of them repeatedly stab a Trump
supporter over and over. Sick! Not sure where the protest takes place.

Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2017 10:21 AM (QCc6B)

Linky?

Posted by: Tami at August 23, 2017 10:21 AM (Enq6K)

260 20 Is it supposed to be that color?
Posted by: josephistan at August 23, 2017 09:34 AM (7HtZB)
___________________

Nothing a little penicillin can't handle!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 23, 2017 10:21 AM (QbiyL)

261 202 I don't think that's accurate. He was asked a
questions about it and did the usual balancing act about keeping guns
out of domestic terrorist hands that shouldn't have them.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 23, 2017 10:09 AM (glJL/)

From the morning links:

26
RINO Ryan wants more gun control to stop car attacks. Is he switching
parties? Gun control is one of my make or break issues. If he was not
already dead to me this would do it for sure.

http://tinyurl.com/ya6ewkxt

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 23, 2017 10:21 AM (mpXpK)

262 ...at least once I subtract taxes, guns, alcohol, bunker construction, Confederate statue decorations, Amphicat upgrades, ammo storage, cashews, Winona courtship, and various sundries...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 23, 2017 10:22 AM (xTfwV)

263 I have paid for a quick-pic ten pack of the Tax-On-The-Ignorant for tonight's drawing.

We may never get the island nation of Alextopia.

But if I win, we're gonna definitely have Via's Villa.

Moron's are all invited

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 10:22 AM (J+eG2)

264 258
I hoped the Robert Lee thing was a hoax. Alas, never underestimate stupid or overestimate intelligence remains evergreen.

Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2017 10:21 AM (RozsV)

Not a hoax. ESPN even issued a statement about it.

Posted by: Tami at August 23, 2017 10:22 AM (Enq6K)

265 Georgia O'Keefe? Piker.

LINK: http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9kpppup

(It's a Guardian article, but LOL)

Posted by: mrp at August 23, 2017 10:22 AM (Pqytn)

266 How does Paul Ryan manage to dress himself? Why Granimals of course. You just match up the animals; easy peezy.

Posted by: Strobe at August 23, 2017 10:22 AM (gbWkA)

267 Win the Powerball tonight and you too can buy this painting...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 23, 2017 10:16 AM (GF78Y)

I'd rather buy 10,000 acres of land, build a house and tell the world to fuck off.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 23, 2017 10:23 AM (X6fMO)

268 Millions of aborted babies had their personal space invaded.

Crickets.

Posted by: JAS at August 23, 2017 10:23 AM (UnDQI)

269 Win the Powerball tonight and you too can buy this painting...

Posted by: Anna Puma

Honestly, you might pay for it, but it never really stays bought.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 23, 2017 10:23 AM (AM1GF)

270 Her boyfriend did a photo essay of every part of her body. When I was a young artiste I thought that was SO romantic,

Posted by: kallisto at August 23, 2017 10:23 AM (eO2Z0)

271 The idiot then cited Heather Heyer. Which is confusing because she was murdered using a car.

Maybe he's calling for automobile control??

Posted by: Marcus T

This is how the Google Self-driving car will work:

It will look up if you are a registered Republican. If you are, it will drive up to the nearest Antifa/BLM riot, stop, and automatically open the doors.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 23, 2017 10:23 AM (/qEW2)

272 Win the Powerball tonight and you too can buy this painting...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 23, 2017 10:16 AM (GF78Y)

I'd rather buy 10,000 acres of land, build a house and tell the world to fuck off.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2017 10:23 AM (R+p/Q)

273 Well Ginger Island is still for sale

https://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/ginger-island

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 23, 2017 10:23 AM (GF78Y)

274 Hillary made the same bullshit complaint during her Senate debate with Lazio.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 23, 2017 10:24 AM (glJL/)

275 Is it supposed to be that color?
Posted by: josephistan

Nothing a little penicillin can't handle!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

*cough*blue waffles*cough*

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 23, 2017 10:24 AM (AM1GF)

276 Her boyfriend did a photo essay of every part of her body. When I was a young artiste I thought that was SO romantic,
=====

Awww. I've done photo essays of my own body.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 23, 2017 10:24 AM (vg8iE)

277 Is it supposed to be that color?
If you don't like it, I can always have whimsical guilt-free sex with someone else!

Posted by: A Zeltron, from Star Wars EU at August 23, 2017 10:24 AM (eXSOZ)

278 An offering to God-A Brooklyn Tabernacle devotional:

http://tinyurl.com/yb8n2pse

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2017 10:24 AM (iVOAv)

279 So with this art is it the winner that goes the longest without saying
it's a vagina while knowing all along its a vagina? Because it's
definitely a vagina.
Try to think of the names of classic baseball players and their stats!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 23, 2017 10:24 AM (mJ8mX)

280 I hoped the Robert Lee thing was a hoax. Alas, never underestimate stupid or overestimate intelligence remains evergreen.

Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2017 10:21 AM (RozsV)

Not a hoax. ESPN even issued a statement about it.

Posted by: Tami at August 23, 2017 10:22 AM (Enq6K)

It's so pathetic even the office lefties are laughing at ESPN over it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2017 10:25 AM (OE2ur)

281 Muldoon: ...illogical ...geological ...gynecological...

Golf Clap Award withheld as the judges are divided on whether these constitute valid rhymes.

Posted by: Limerick Style Police at August 23, 2017 10:25 AM (lFi5f)

282 "What The Speculum Sees Cannot Be Unseen"

Or

"Donning My PussyHat - Nightmare No. 69"

Posted by: Sharkman at August 23, 2017 10:25 AM (dQOwJ)

283 I'd rather buy 10,000 acres of land, build a house and tell the world to fuck off.

Would that really help your depressed spirit?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2017 10:25 AM (iVOAv)

284 Is it supposed to be that color?
=======

It might be Arcturian.

Posted by: Pvt. Frost at August 23, 2017 10:26 AM (vg8iE)

285 I'd rather buy 10,000 acres of land, build a house and tell the world to fuck off.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

*fistbump
Posted by: rickb223

Word. I'm pretty actively looking for ways to working my way towards being able to tell the world to buzz off, go psycho without me, kthxbye.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 23, 2017 10:26 AM (AM1GF)

286 Yep.

Posted by: josephistan at August 23, 2017 10:26 AM (7HtZB)

287 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I LAST SAW ONE OF THOSE AT THE DONKEY SHOW AT THE BAMBI CLUB IN TIJUANA IN '88

Posted by: BEN BUTTLISSCHEESEBURGER at August 23, 2017 10:26 AM (5QUB4)

288 It's two female dancers with really long deformed legs doing "the bump."

Yeah. That's right. That's right.

Posted by: JAS at August 23, 2017 10:27 AM (UnDQI)

289 I'd rather buy 10,000 acres of land, build a house and tell the world to fuck off.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

*fistbump
Posted by: rickb223
===============

Vast tracts of land ...

Posted by: mrp at August 23, 2017 10:28 AM (Pqytn)

290 It's so pathetic even the office lefties are laughing at ESPN over it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2017 10:25 AM (OE2ur)

Oh good job ESPN! Let's see how low your ratings can go....

Posted by: Tami at August 23, 2017 10:28 AM (Enq6K)

291 Yep

+++

*cracks beer*

Yep

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at August 23, 2017 10:28 AM (cw4dW)

292 266 How does Paul Ryan manage to dress himself? Why Granimals of course. You just match up the animals; easy peezy.

Posted by: Strobe at August 23, 2017 10:22 AM (gbWkA)

-

Brought to you by the same people who would laugh if you told them paint-by-numbers creates art and stimulates the brain's creative abilities.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 23, 2017 10:28 AM (BcxjQ)

293 Awww. I've done photo essays of my own body.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 23, 2017 10:24 AM (vg8iE)
___________________

Me too!

Posted by: Hope Solo at August 23, 2017 10:28 AM (QbiyL)

294 Jeeeeeeezus.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 23, 2017 10:28 AM (9TK8E)

295 Say what you will about O'Keeffe, the colors in her works are vibrant
and lovely and quite pleasing to the eye. I'm not sure what she was
aiming for with this piece, but I guess you folks with bat it around and
undoubtedly figure it out.

What? That it looks like a snatch?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2017 10:29 AM (O5Q3r)

296 10,000 acres, fence it off, build a house in the center, buy some buffalo and let them roam. Maybe some land minds around the perimeter.

Posted by: Strobe at August 23, 2017 10:29 AM (gbWkA)

297
Yeah. That's right. That's right.
Alright. Alright alright.

Posted by: Matthew McConaughey at August 23, 2017 10:29 AM (eXSOZ)

298 Bruce Lee-- White Supremacist, or Gay Stereotype?

Posted by: ESPN at August 23, 2017 10:29 AM (XJgeB)

299 I agree with Grammie. She gives me the creeps; everything seems uncomfortably sexual to me. I like my dirty jokes/sex to be up front, no pun intended.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at August 23, 2017 10:29 AM (RHjCR)

300 281 Muldoon: ...illogical ...geological ...gynecological...

Golf Clap Award withheld as the judges are divided on whether these constitute valid rhymes.
Posted by: Limerick Style Police at August 23, 2017 10:25 AM (lFi5f)

I think that's the first draft of "Logical Song" by Supertramp.

Posted by: josephistan at August 23, 2017 10:29 AM (7HtZB)

301
I'd rather buy 10,000 acres of land, build a house and tell the world to fuck off.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2017 10:23 AM (R+p/Q)

Moron anti-commune?

Posted by: redbanzai at August 23, 2017 10:29 AM (rAIG/)

302 I see a herd of beautiful wild ponies, running free across the plains.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 23, 2017 10:29 AM (INRVS)

303 Mike Huckabee comes up with the PERFECT zinger for ESPN

ESPN now known as : Embarrassing Society of Politically-Correct Nutjobs.

(From a poster at Conservative Treehouse)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2017 10:29 AM (iVOAv)

304 Jospehena's Amazing Technicolor Vag.

Posted by: Axeman at August 23, 2017 10:30 AM (2mC6G)

305 Yes of course. Georgia O'Queef.

Instantly recognizable, and entirely irrelevant to me and my life. She uses colors. That's as positive as I can get with her.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 10:30 AM (TOk1P)

306 Tami I will search today. It was from the post before yesterday's ONT. It was about someone who's YouTube account was deleted by Google.

Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2017 10:30 AM (QCc6B)

307
Any late arrivals who missed this go immediately and brighten your day...
https://twitter.com/TimRunsHisMouth/status/900236560699883520

h/t AtC

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 23, 2017 10:30 AM (EgwCt)

308 Ginger is pretty old, I'd want an upgrade for that kind of money.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 23, 2017 10:30 AM (baYK5)

309 Yes of course. Georgia O'Queef.

Instantly recognizable, and entirely irrelevant to me and my life.
=======

Oh, me too!!

Posted by: Shep! at August 23, 2017 10:30 AM (vg8iE)

310 I think that's the first draft of "Logical Song" by Supertramp. Posted by: josephistan at August 23, 2017 10:29 AM (7HtZB)
=====

Kids are all wondering why I am laughing.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 23, 2017 10:30 AM (MIKMs)

311 I would snatch this painting up in a second. I just hope no one grabs it before I do!

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at August 23, 2017 10:31 AM (vg8iE)

312 Oh and Georgia O'Keefe seemed to have an obsession with the ve-jay-jay... this is one of her more obvious works but most have at least some elements that make a person so OH myyyy.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 23, 2017 10:32 AM (rAIG/)

313 Hillary on the debate: "It was incredibly uncomfortable. He was literally breathing down my neck. My skin crawled."

You should have bribed your $kin to $tick around, Granny.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 23, 2017 10:33 AM (Ndje9)

314 This painting, it speaks to me.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 23, 2017 10:33 AM (XJgeB)

315 Hillary on the debate: "It was incredibly uncomfortable. He was literally breathing down my neck. My skin crawled."
========

Crawled? Is she sure she wasn't molting?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 23, 2017 10:33 AM (vg8iE)

316 <<<267
Win the Powerball tonight and you too can buy this painting...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 23, 2017 10:16 AM (GF78Y)

I'd rather buy 10,000 acres of land, build a house and tell the world to fuck off.>>>

This times 10,000

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 23, 2017 10:34 AM (JNTt1)

317
Hillary on the debate: "It was incredibly uncomfortable. He was literally breathing down my neck. My skin crawled."
=====

Althouse has the best clip from Bush/Gore debate. I laughed like a loon.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 23, 2017 10:34 AM (MIKMs)

318 301
I'd rather buy 10,000 acres of land, build a house and tell the world to fuck off.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2017 10:23 AM (R+p/Q)

Moron anti-commune?
Posted by: redbanzai at August 23, 2017 10:29 AM (rAIG/)

x 3. And build a shooting range with at least a 270 degree berm.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 23, 2017 10:35 AM (jxbfJ)

319 Hillary on the debate: "It was incredibly uncomfortable. He was literally breathing down my neck. My skin crawled."

Yeah, she sounds like she could handle Putin.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 10:35 AM (XJgeB)

320 For demanding respect for her own private space, Hillary sure picks strange people to associate with.

http://thepoliticalinsider.com/joe-biden-creep/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 10:35 AM (J+eG2)

321 306
Tami I will search today. It was from the post before yesterday's ONT.
It was about someone who's YouTube account was deleted by Google.

Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2017 10:30 AM (QCc6B)

Check your history for yesterday...or type youtube in the URL box...it should show you every youtube link you've gone to.

Posted by: Tami at August 23, 2017 10:35 AM (Enq6K)

322 Yeah, she sounds like she could handle Putin.
=======

I'm sure I could...maybe 3 or 4 Putins.

Posted by: Shep! at August 23, 2017 10:36 AM (vg8iE)

323 And I says to the shrink - 'Whaddaya mean I'm a pervert? You're the one with all them dirty pictures! '

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 23, 2017 10:36 AM (fA1SL)

324 We're gonna need a bigger dildo.

Posted by: Hillary Brody at August 23, 2017 10:36 AM (/qEW2)

325 One ball man was committing a felony. He has no recourse for a claim.
You know who else only had one ball...

Posted by: andycanuck at August 23, 2017 10:37 AM (mJ8mX)

326 "This painting, it speaks to me."

All it's missing is a few pebbles, right Lena?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 10:37 AM (J+eG2)

327 I guess ESPN was more sensitive than usual over "racism" after they were taken to task for having white men bid on black football players, umm, during a fantasy football draft. I mean the only people who even thought "slave auction!!!!!" were people obsessed with seeing racism everywhere. I had a friend comment that they should have had more diversity to prevent such a thing from happening. Yeah, because ESPN is really lacking in that department.

Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2017 10:37 AM (RozsV)

328 Hillary on the debate: "It was incredibly uncomfortable. He was literally breathing down my neck. My skin crawled."

You should have bribed your $kin to $tick around, Granny.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 23, 2017 10:33 AM (Ndje9)

It wasn't Trump. It was withdrawl symptoms.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2017 10:37 AM (mkDpn)

329 Looks like an onion to me.

Posted by: ALH at August 23, 2017 10:37 AM (uLuPn)

330 With 10,000 acres can have a pistol range, a rifle range, sniper rifle range, and an area to drive your collection of AFVs. Plus a house and pool.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 23, 2017 10:37 AM (GF78Y)

331 Any late arrivals who missed this go immediately and brighten your day...

https://twitter.com/TimRunsHisMouth/status/900236560699883520

h/t AtC

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 23, 2017 10:30 AM (EgwCt)

The song they should have paired with the loop is "Hey Man Nice Shot" by Filter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9mJ82x_l-E

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 23, 2017 10:38 AM (r5KeJ)

332 311 I would snatch this painting up in a second. I just hope no one grabs it before I do!
Posted by: Rachel Maddow

snatch is acceptable.

also would have accepted scissor.

Now I must go throw up

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2017 10:38 AM (FZYNt)

333 I'll just get this out there.
I win the Powerball millions and I will throw the biggest free MoMe in recorded history.
It will make Burning Man look like church camp.

Posted by: IP at August 23, 2017 10:38 AM (yaZEj)

334 Mr. H likes classic cars. If we win, he will have a collection that rivals Jay Leno's and Counts Kustoms.

First, though, we need to purchase a ticket.

Posted by: ALH at August 23, 2017 10:38 AM (uLuPn)

335 Why did she paint Hope Solo's JayJay? The title is Hotdog down a hallway!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2017 10:39 AM (Njv7i)

336 IP, was it you or IC that was mentoring a newbie?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2017 10:40 AM (mkDpn)

337 "First, though, we need to purchase a ticket."

I may have some that I can sell you at a really good price.
Tomorrow.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 10:40 AM (J+eG2)

338 Looks about as healthy as my privates

Posted by: Zombie John Holmes at August 23, 2017 10:40 AM (FZYNt)

339 Gosh I just don't see why so many people claim that O'Keefe's paintings look like vaginas. They've clearly got to be seeing something that isn't there.

Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2017 10:40 AM (cAnNx)

340 And it a deep fry bar to reft center.....

Posted by: Robert Lee at August 23, 2017 10:40 AM (Njv7i)

341 With 10,000 acres can have a pistol range, a rifle range, sniper rifle range, and an area to drive your collection of AFVs. Plus a house and pool.

I daydreamed about the compound I would build while stuck in traffic the other day. It's magnificent.

Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2017 10:41 AM (RozsV)

342 Not me... although I did have a new guy to the biz shadowing me a few weeks back.

Posted by: IP at August 23, 2017 10:41 AM (yaZEj)

343 They haven't upped the estimate today, so tonight's Powerball is still only worth $443.3 million cash. On such a paltry amount, I know it will cause some to have to scrimp and budget in order to have created the tiny giraffe.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 23, 2017 10:41 AM (GF78Y)

344 313 Hillary on the debate: "It was incredibly uncomfortable. He was literally breathing down my neck. My skin crawled."
_________________

The stench rising off your Depends wasn't exactly making me want to do a happy dance either, Hill.

Posted by: The Donald at August 23, 2017 10:41 AM (QbiyL)

345 340 And it a deep fry bar to reft center.....
Posted by: Robert Lee

Thread Winner!!

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2017 10:41 AM (FZYNt)

346 "Hillary on the debate: "It was incredibly uncomfortable. He was literally breathing down my neck. My skin crawled."

Hillary gave Morning Joe two excerpts of her reading from her new book. One was generic, the other was about Trump hovering over her during the second debate, implying that he invaded her space. She regrets not turning around and saying "back off creep!."

But I recall that it was Hillary who walked over to Trump's side of the stage, and that Trump then took a few steps to stay in the camera background. Do I misremember?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 23, 2017 10:42 AM (+7/1f)

347
trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport

Posted by: original jake at August 23, 2017 10:42 AM (Z/mWW)

348 Do I misremember?

No, you don't.

Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2017 10:42 AM (RozsV)

349 "It was incredibly uncomfortable. He was literally breathing down my neck. My skin crawled."

_________________

Let me tell you about uncomfortable skin...

Posted by: Leto II at August 23, 2017 10:43 AM (XoldI)

350 Hillary gave Morning Joe two excerpts of her reading from her new book. One was generic, the other was about Trump hovering over her during the second debate, implying that he invaded her space. She regrets not turning around and saying "back off creep!."

I'm sure that would have swung the vote. She would have won for sure had she done that. /sarc

#ThatsHowYouGotTrump

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2017 10:43 AM (FZYNt)

351 Was she dodging bullets on that stage?

What a liar she is.

Posted by: ALH at August 23, 2017 10:43 AM (uLuPn)

352 331 Any late arrivals who missed this go immediately and brighten your day...

https://twitter.com/TimRunsHisMouth/status/
900236560699883520

h/t AtC

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 23, 2017 10:30 AM (EgwCt)

The song they should have paired with the loop is "Hey Man Nice Shot" by Filter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9mJ82x_l-E
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 23, 2017 10:38 AM (r5KeJ)

"Hit me with your best shot" Pat Benetar
"Shoot to thrill" AC/DC

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 23, 2017 10:43 AM (jxbfJ)

353
*gazes into the abyss*

Helloooo in there!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 10:43 AM (OdK9v)

354 I daydreamed about the compound I would build while stuck in traffic the other day. It's magnificent.

Posted by: no good deed

Honestly, I'm finding my daydreams are more modest. Mine would look like a small town with nice houses and whose "town hall" is also the main tavern.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 23, 2017 10:44 AM (AM1GF)

355

that pic is sorta sexual

Posted by: original jake at August 23, 2017 10:44 AM (Z/mWW)

356 Specualtion of where ace was yesterday.
1:Flea dip,anal glands expressed
2:In mourning for Jerry Lewis
3

assed out in an ally with 5 plastic quart jugs of Value-Right around him
4:He went to the Trump rally
5:Klan meeting(same as 4)

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2017 10:44 AM (rmVvL)

357 "In addition to the traditional vagina imagery, I see two girls standing butt to butt."

Sometimes I look at a Rorhschack ink blot and see nothing.

But vagina and two girls standing butt to butt is exactly what I see here.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 23, 2017 10:45 AM (+7/1f)

358 If ever I hit the big bucks - big ol' estate, and teams of Irish dwarves to work the land as serfs. Easy and obvious.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 23, 2017 10:45 AM (fA1SL)

359 6: All the above

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 10:45 AM (J+eG2)

360
leave it to
Hillary to lie about something that is on video

Posted by: original jake at August 23, 2017 10:45 AM (Z/mWW)

361 IP, couldn't remember.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2017 10:45 AM (mkDpn)

362 356 Specualtion of where ace was yesterday.

6. Turns out he looked at the eclipse and is BLIND!

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2017 10:46 AM (FZYNt)

363
Specualtion of where ace was yesterday.
=====

He got married during the eclipse.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 23, 2017 10:46 AM (MIKMs)

364 360
leave it to
Hillary to lie about something that is on video
Posted by: original jake at August 23, 2017 10:45 AM (Z/mWW)

Like her plane being shot at by a sniper.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 23, 2017 10:46 AM (jxbfJ)

365 Mitch McConnell's vajajay?

Posted by: PaddyO at August 23, 2017 10:47 AM (Y0yxg)

366 But vagina and two girls standing butt to butt is exactly what I see here.

Weird. I see a nightmarish spider's mouth, with giant white chelicera.

Posted by: Shep! at August 23, 2017 10:47 AM (10LGw)

367 Man, think of all the moral compasses you could fit in there. If I had one like that, I'd be like Mother Teresa on steroids.

Posted by: Cate Blanchett at August 23, 2017 10:47 AM (/qEW2)

368 363
Specualtion of where ace was yesterday.
=====

He got married during the eclipse.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 23, 2017 10:46 AM (MIKMs)

All I got was mooned during the eclipse

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 23, 2017 10:47 AM (jxbfJ)

369 What happens if your morals encompass everything? Can you be said to have morals at that point?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2017 10:48 AM (mkDpn)

370 325 One ball man was committing a felony. He has no recourse for a claim.
You know who else only had one ball...
Posted by: andycanuck at August 23, 2017 10:37 AM (mJ8mX)

I know Himmler was very similar...

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at August 23, 2017 10:48 AM (hA6WQ)

371 it's a little too . . . on the nose, or something . . .

Posted by: simplemind at August 23, 2017 10:49 AM (6Bx6x)

372 363 Seriously? I thought he was the eternal eligible bachelor, like one of the Cartwrights.

Posted by: ALH at August 23, 2017 10:49 AM (uLuPn)

373 Do they really expect anyone to select this?

Bank of America asks for occupation. One of the options is Arms/Ammo Dealer.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 23, 2017 10:49 AM (GF78Y)

374 about the Robert Lee spoerts caster

Isn't Lee one of the most common names in China?

??

Posted by: original jake at August 23, 2017 10:49 AM (Z/mWW)

375 346 "Hillary on the debate: "It was incredibly uncomfortable. He was literally breathing down my neck. My skin crawled."

Hillary gave Morning Joe two excerpts of her reading from her new book. One was generic, the other was about Trump hovering over her during the second debate, implying that he invaded her space. She regrets not turning around and saying "back off creep!."

But I recall that it was Hillary who walked over to Trump's side of the stage, and that Trump then took a few steps to stay in the camera background. Do I misremember?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 23, 2017 10:42 AM (+7/1f)

It was all camera angle placement. They did it intentionally to try and make it look like Trump was hovering menancingly behind her. Based on how the media is it was likely even coordinated between them and Hillary's campaign.

Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2017 10:49 AM (cAnNx)

376 Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and sometimes a flower is just a--

--HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

Posted by: Sigmund Freud at August 23, 2017 10:50 AM (XJgeB)

377 leave it to Hillary to lie about something that is on video

Posted by: original jake at August 23, 2017 10:45 AM (Z/mWW)

It's not the validity of the statement that is in question, it's the seriousness of the charge and the misogyny of Donald Trump.

Posted by: Latest Lefty Talking Point at August 23, 2017 10:50 AM (EgwCt)

378 It ain't cowboy poetry.

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 23, 2017 10:51 AM (mcI77)

379 I've been in close proximity to him, and Trump is a very tall and all-around big guy. How can he not "loom." Felonia von Pantsuit is blaming him for being big? That's big-shaming and it's deplorable.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 23, 2017 10:51 AM (ul9CR)

380 "It was incredibly uncomfortable. He was literally breathing down my neck. My skin crawled," she lied.

_________________

It worked during my Senate campaign...

Posted by: Hillary! at August 23, 2017 10:52 AM (XoldI)

381 Isn't Lee one of the most common names in China?
Very possibly. It's one of the top three in Korea, the other two being Park and Kim. I think the breakdown is close to 50% Kim, 25% Park, 20% Lee, 5% other, or something like that.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 23, 2017 10:52 AM (eXSOZ)

382 Oh, so it's THAT kind of website now.

Posted by: Weasel at August 23, 2017 10:52 AM (8aWIY)

383 Benefit Supervisor Sleeping. Do....not...go.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2017 10:53 AM (O5Q3r)

384 Honestly, I'm finding my daydreams are more modest. Mine would look like a small town with nice houses and whose "town hall" is also the main tavern.
Posted by: Brother Cavil,
-------------

I'm on board.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 10:53 AM (OdK9v)

385 Sen. Robert Menendez entered a fresh
"not guilty" plea in his corruption trial Tuesday as jury selection got underway in New Jersey in what is shaping up as an embarrassing show for national Democrats.

I'm glad it wasn't a stale not guilty plea.

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 23, 2017 10:53 AM (mcI77)

386 I'm going out on a limb here. Its ice cream I love ice cream love it.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 23, 2017 10:53 AM (nQHw/)

387 >>Do they really expect anyone to select this?
Bank of America asks for occupation. One of the options is Arms/Ammo Dealer.

Why not jus say: "Candidate for Operation Chokepoint? __Y __N

Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2017 10:54 AM (NOIQH)

388 Huma, ....See the little man in the boat?

Posted by: Hillary at August 23, 2017 10:54 AM (yfKmW)

389 If your moral compass encompasses all, then perhaps thou art omnimoral.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 23, 2017 10:54 AM (GF78Y)

390 I'm sure if Thomas Dewey was still around, he would also get tired of being asked about Harry Truman.

"I did things with my life!" Yes, more than Hill, and you fought corruption instead of creating it.

If she lives to be 100 (it could happen, I understand she's really good at opening pickle jars) then it will be, by her choice, nothing but her crashing defeat frozen in amber.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 23, 2017 10:54 AM (rnAwa)

391 382 Oh, so it's THAT kind of website now.

Posted by: Weasel at August 23, 2017 10:52 AM (8aWIY)

If we weren't getting blocked behind net nanny and content filters before we definitely will be after the art thread today.

Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2017 10:54 AM (cAnNx)

392 My skin crawled," she lied.
-----------

Might not be a lie. Perhaps she was about to have another seizure.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 10:54 AM (OdK9v)

393 Trump looms > cotton loom > slaves picked cotton > Trump is KKK

Posted by: RioBravo at August 23, 2017 10:54 AM (SsblQ)

394 OK, I have work to do, but really, not a one of you has anything to say about my "Georgia O'Queef" quip?

O'Queef... get it?

It's my totally original (as far as I know) crack on her name and her obsession.

And all of you missed it.

I am so disappointed, in each and every one of you.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 10:54 AM (TOk1P)

395 I have paid for a quick-pic ten pack of the Tax-On-The-Ignorant for tonight's drawing.

I bought twenty. Cross your fingers for Moron Island.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 23, 2017 10:54 AM (QQ+il)

396 Re: Art
1) Best viewed while wearing Buttless Chaps (tm).
2) Leather Buttless Dr. Dentons OK too for Jammie-Trans-Dominatriceezes.

Posted by: klaftern at August 23, 2017 10:55 AM (RuIsu)

397 >>Do they really expect anyone to select this?
Bank of America asks for occupation. One of the options is Arms/Ammo Dealer.

What??

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 23, 2017 10:55 AM (XoldI)

398 Felonia von Pantsuit is blaming him for being big? That's big-shaming and it's deplorable.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 23, 2017 10:51 AM (ul9CR)

I know this pastor who's 6'6. One of his parishioners who didn't like him said to the Bishop. "He just looms above me. when I talk to him" The Bishop's esponse,: Why didn't you just ask him too sit down?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2017 10:55 AM (iVOAv)

399 Benefit Supervisor Sleeping. Do....not...go.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2017 10:53 AM (O5Q3r)

Exceptionally good advice.

And to whoever rick-rolled me with an Amazon link to cross-dresser panties... I *will* find you. The hunt is on.

Every-time I go to Amazon now I'm get suggestions of cross dressing gear.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 23, 2017 10:56 AM (EgwCt)

400 Has any one done the "Help me find my keys" joke yet?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2017 10:56 AM (O5Q3r)

401 I think this is the point in the debate that she's referring to. (Haven't rewatched the whole thing so....) but Hillary walked all the way across the stage to answer a question by one of the attendees. Trump just moved back to his podium which she was then in front of.

Around the 26:00 min mark.

http://tinyurl.com/yb8bd2q8

Posted by: Tami at August 23, 2017 10:56 AM (Enq6K)

402 >>It was all camera angle placement. They did it intentionally to try and
make it look like Trump was hovering menancingly behind her. Based on
how the media is it was likely even coordinated between them and
Hillary's campaign.

And yet I still don't care.
You're either tough enough to be president or a feminist poseur who frightens easily when a tall man gets too close.

Pick one, Hillary.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2017 10:56 AM (NOIQH)

403 I know Himmler was very similar..."

Goebbels then?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 23, 2017 10:56 AM (MINbv)

404 Once upon a time, I had fresh "not guilty" pleas.

Good times, good times.

Posted by: Ex NJ Gov. Jim McGreevy at August 23, 2017 10:56 AM (DpIoG)

405 398 Felonia von Pantsuit is blaming him for being big? That's big-shaming and it's deplorable.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 23, 2017 10:51 AM (ul9CR)

She's a height supremacist!

Posted by: josephistan at August 23, 2017 10:57 AM (7HtZB)

406 Mornin' all.

WTH is Kim Kardashian's vajayjay doing on the art thread?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2017 10:58 AM (PY9jH)

407 I am so disappointed, in each and every one of you.
Posted by: BurtTC
----------

Glorious puns are often missed here. It's soul crushing for the penner of such.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 10:58 AM (OdK9v)

408
My moral compass is like my morning wood. It doesn't point as far north as it used to.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 23, 2017 10:58 AM (EgwCt)

409 And yet I still don't care. You're either tough enough to be president or a feminist poseur who frightens easily when a tall man gets too close.

Exactly! I am woman, hear me roar or ooooh, the bad man stood too close to me in front of cameras and 21 million people watching the event.

Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2017 10:58 AM (RozsV)

410 Is it true Georgia O'Keefe has to change her first name?

Too Confederate?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2017 10:59 AM (DpIoG)

411 Mine would look like a small town with nice houses and whose "town hall" is also the main tavern.
==

And damn fine coffee?

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 23, 2017 10:59 AM (10LGw)

412 We will always have Hillary never being President.

Posted by: Rick at August 23, 2017 10:59 AM (XoldI)

413 So Hillary would have photographed better beside Whoa Fat?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 11:00 AM (OdK9v)

414 I heard the clip of the Beast reading from her latest book about Donny Two Scoops not respecting her "personal space."

Kathleen Wiley and many other women would like a talk with her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2017 11:00 AM (PY9jH)

415
Seems to be a few extra folds in that one. Better see the doc.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 23, 2017 11:00 AM (r+sAi)

416 Ah- I just remembered something: The MFM fell all over themselves to spring to poor, poor Hillary's defense when Rick Lazio got too close to The Precious during a senatorial debate.

She's replaying an old greatest hitjob.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 23, 2017 11:00 AM (ul9CR)

417 6:He stared at the eclipse and is now selling pencils on a street corner
7:He finally just said "Fuck it" and moved to a shack in the woods

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2017 11:01 AM (rmVvL)

418 Posted by: Tami at August 23, 2017 10:56 AM (Enq6K)

GAH!!! My ears! Screechy McPantsuits voice is awful. I lasted about 30 seconds...

Posted by: Timon at August 23, 2017 11:01 AM (NTM5E)

419 Has any one done the "Help me find my keys" joke yet?
Posted by: tu3031
----------

Keys? I'm looking for my horse.

Posted by: Hoary old joke at August 23, 2017 11:01 AM (OdK9v)

420 GAH!!! My ears! Screechy McPantsuits voice is awful. I lasted about 30 seconds...

Posted by: Timon at August 23, 2017 11:01 AM (NTM5E)

You think I listened to that!? No....mute button thingy. Right there....lower left.

Posted by: Tami at August 23, 2017 11:02 AM (Enq6K)

421 There is double porn in this painting.

To the trained gynecological eye, one can see a vagina.

But, to the experienced strip club patron, you can also see two crouching women standing with their backsides against the other.

*waves dollar bill*

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2017 11:02 AM (4AVeu)

422 I wonder when BLM will call Powerball racist for making black people choose white balls to win?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 23, 2017 11:02 AM (GF78Y)

423 "ESPN pulls announcer from UVA opener, because his name is Robert Lee".

The guy is Asian. Not that anybody watches the Women's PC network that at one time broadcast sports.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2017 09:40 AM (A7DN1)

He should do the old Craw routine. Not Ree. Ree!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2017 11:02 AM (OE2ur)

424 >>>>>
I think this is the point in the debate that she's referring to.
(Haven't rewatched the whole thing so....) but Hillary walked all the
way across the stage to answer a question by one of the attendees. Trump
just moved back to his podium which she was then in front of.

Around the 26:00 min mark.

http://tinyurl.com/yb8bd2q8
.
.
.Yep that's probably what she is referring to. Trump just walked back to his podium. No way he can't "loom" over her he looks about two foot taller than she is.

I recall some issues with her podium and height also during another debate. She didn't want a smaller podium so they had to make her a small platform to stand on so she would appear to be as tall as Trump and have the same size podium.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 23, 2017 11:03 AM (0pcwX)

425 So Trump made Hillary's skin crawl? That from a Woman who's husband was a serial rapist?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2017 11:03 AM (O2RFr)

426 that pic is sorta sexual

Now that you mention it...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 23, 2017 11:03 AM (QQ+il)

427 "ESPN pulls announcer from UVA opener, because his name is Robert Lee".

Ho LEE Fuc unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2017 11:03 AM (PY9jH)

428 I recall some issues with her podium and height also during another debate. She didn't want a smaller podium so they had to make her a small platform to stand on so she would appear to be as tall as Trump and have the same size podium.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 23, 2017 11:03 AM (0pcwX)

They couldn't put her up too high, she may have had a seizure and fell off the platform.

Posted by: Timon at August 23, 2017 11:04 AM (NTM5E)

429 The full quote: "It was incredibly uncomfortable. He was literally breathing down my neck. My skin crawled. I only wished my Grand Cyclops mentor could have been there to comfort me."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 23, 2017 11:04 AM (Ndje9)

430 I'd rather buy 10,000 acres of land, build a house and tell the world to fuck off.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 23, 2017 10:23 AM (X6fMO)

That's the spirit. I would build Berserker World. Some of the attractions would be-

Mad max world- Drive exotic apocalyptic vehicles and shoot at free roaming Antifa.

Black Beard's booze cruise- Sail the seas in a pirate ship with an on deck hot tub. Eat, drink, and shoot cannons at targets of opportunity (Somali pirates, green peace boats, etc)

Mead Hall Madness- Release your inner Viking. Party with sword maidens ( tall blond chicks), drink from wooden cups,throw axes indoors, and pillage a local leftist college town.

West town- Bored? No problem, pull up to your very own mining town and randomly shoot at buildings.

well its better than Michael Jackson's silly fucking ferris wheel.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 23, 2017 11:04 AM (aMlLZ)

431 Not bad, but the vagina could use some LEDs and a water wheel.

Posted by: Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light at August 23, 2017 11:05 AM (c8EhQ)

432 WTH is Kim Kardashian's vajayjay doing on the art thread?

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Well it's been everywhere else, so...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 23, 2017 11:05 AM (AM1GF)

433
Whoa! I'm calling that one a Toro Grande.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 23, 2017 11:05 AM (OdK9v)

434 It looks like all that tacky decorating crap from back in the 80's with the dream catchers, marshmallow looking fireplaces, and cacti. My wife called it Late Hippy.

Posted by: Lester at August 23, 2017 11:05 AM (LfJIn)

435 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 23, 2017 11:03 AM (0pcwX)

So the media *actually* put Hillary on a pedestal?

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 23, 2017 11:05 AM (eytER)

436 She didn't want a smaller podium so they had to make her a small platform to stand on so she would appear to be as tall as Trump and have the same size podium.
--

In all fairness, that's a perfectly reasonable request.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at August 23, 2017 11:05 AM (10LGw)

437 Hillary's endless "2016 Excuses Tour" continues. . . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2017 11:06 AM (4AVeu)

438 They couldn't put her up too high, she may have had a seizure and fell off the platform.

Posted by: Timon at August 23, 2017 11:04 AM (NTM5E)

I'm sure the big dude with the epi-pen was there to catch her. Right behind the curtain.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 23, 2017 11:06 AM (EgwCt)

439 I took that painting to my surgeon. "Just like that," I said.

Posted by: Caitlyn "Bruce" Jenner at August 23, 2017 11:06 AM (c8EhQ)

440 It's so pathetic even the office lefties are laughing at ESPN over it.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2017 10:25 AM (OE2ur)

They laugh now. Give them a couple of weeks and they'll tell you how important of decision it was. They just haven't gotten the message yet.

Posted by: WOPR (Colonial Marines can't use harsh language) at August 23, 2017 11:06 AM (J70i0)

441 well its better than Michael Jackson's silly fucking ferris wheel.

That's ignorant. EEE-HEE!

I took lots of children on that ferris wheel. Allegedly. It was a civil suit, and there were no witnesses. EEE-HEE!

Posted by: zombie Michael Jackson at August 23, 2017 11:06 AM (ul9CR)

442 "She didn't want a smaller podium so they had to make her a small
platform to stand on so she would appear to be as tall as Trump and have
the same size podium."

Just tippy toe it.

Posted by: Jeb! at August 23, 2017 11:06 AM (Enq6K)

443 Quarterback for the Falcons and Vikings, Bobby Lee, real name Robert E. Lee, back in the seventies.

Someone alert the Ministry of Truth.

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at August 23, 2017 11:07 AM (XoldI)

444
So Trump made Hillary's skin crawl

----------------------

Another win. I need to get that added on my spreadsheet. What was the debate date?

Posted by: RioBravo at August 23, 2017 11:07 AM (SsblQ)

445 416 Ah- I just remembered something: The MFM fell all over themselves to spring to poor, poor Hillary's defense when Rick Lazio got too close to The Precious during a senatorial debate.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 23, 2017 11:00 AM (ul9CR)

With "a weapon" - a rolled up piece of paper.

Posted by: josephistan at August 23, 2017 11:07 AM (7HtZB)

446 425
So Trump made Hillary's skin crawl? That from a Woman who's husband was a serial rapist?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2017 11:03 AM

I'm waiting for Trump to say he had to take drugs to stop vomiting because she smelled like a dead goat and her diaper was full.

Posted by: Lester at August 23, 2017 11:07 AM (LfJIn)

447 In all fairness, that's a perfectly reasonable request.
Posted by: Marco Rubio
----------

Absolutely.

Posted by: Roberty Reich at August 23, 2017 11:07 AM (OdK9v)

448 #435 So the media *actually* put Hillary on a pedestal?

LOL, come to think of it, they did.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 23, 2017 11:08 AM (ul9CR)

449 I'd hit it

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 23, 2017 11:08 AM (jsWA8)

450 To save his sports announcing career, disgraced Klansman Robert Lee announced he will be changing his name to the more socially-acceptable "Nathan Bedford Rain-Forest".

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 23, 2017 11:08 AM (Ndje9)

451 And all of you missed it.

I am so disappointed, in each and every one of you.

Posted by: BurtTC

This is why Minx needs "like" buttons. I (and I'm guessing many others) saw it and chuckled, but didn't want to clog up the comments section. It's this way with a lot of funny comments.

Posted by: Queefer Sutherland at August 23, 2017 11:08 AM (/qEW2)

452 Well, it isn't art, whatever it is.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 23, 2017 11:08 AM (CPk08)

453 Another win. I need to get that added on my spreadsheet. What was the debate date?

Posted by: RioBravo at August 23, 2017 11:07 AM (SsblQ)

10/9/16....exactly one month before she would never be president.

Posted by: Tami at August 23, 2017 11:08 AM (Enq6K)

454 Is Ace back from Phoenix yet?

Posted by: simplemind at August 23, 2017 11:08 AM (0U8Db)

455 Well, it's offical. Even NOAA says we're gonna get a pretty good soaking down here (and yes, I know the thread so far...)

Everyone in S/SE Texas button up starting tomorrow PM or so.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 23, 2017 11:08 AM (MINbv)

456 All I can say about this painting is -

"Chelsea Manning Got Loose With The Acrylics Again"

Oh, wait...

Posted by: JEM at August 23, 2017 11:09 AM (TppKb)

457 I guess I'll never work in sportscasting then.

Posted by: Bonewall Jackson at August 23, 2017 11:09 AM (c8EhQ)

458 With "a weapon" - a rolled up piece of paper.
Posted by: josephistan at August 23, 2017 11:07 AM (7HtZB)

Yep. Admittedly it was a stupid stunt by a desperate Lazio, but that "weapon" shit was typical MFM hysteria.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 23, 2017 11:09 AM (ul9CR)

459 "She didn't want a smaller podium so they had to make her a small
platform to stand on so she would appear to be as tall as Trump and have
the same size podium."
------------

That's just the way I would have handled it.

Posted by: Diana Moon Glampers at August 23, 2017 11:09 AM (OdK9v)

460 Hmmm.....the laws of disclosure in my state would not permit me to maintain my treasured anonymity if I win the Powerball. Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 23, 2017 11:09 AM (xTfwV)

461 Good grief. The douchebag on Varney is saying stuff like "Trump needs to pass tax reform. Trump needs pass a repeal of ObamalamaCare. He needs to quit attacking his team."

Ummmm, dipshit, Trump doesn't 'pass' anything. He can only sign what is sent to him or veto it. The fact that Congress is full of a bunch of self-serving greedy shits is not his fault, and he doesn't control them.

This conflation of Congress' inaction and PDT's performance bothers me.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 23, 2017 11:10 AM (8iiMU)

462 So ace has gone full Kaczynski?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2017 11:10 AM (mcI77)

463 When a thread gets too repetitive, I think it must be time for a new post?

54 Car keys? I lost my truck in here.
Posted by: Just the Punchline

400 Has any one done the "Help me find my keys" joke yet?
Posted by: tu3031

29 Georgia O'Queef
Posted by: Insomniac

305 Yes of course. Georgia O'Queef.

Instantly recognizable, and entirely irrelevant to me and my life. She uses colors. That's as positive as I can get with her.
Posted by: BurtTC

394 OK, I have work to do, but really, not a one of you has anything to say about my "Georgia O'Queef" quip?

O'Queef... get it?

It's my totally original (as far as I know) crack on her name and her obsession.

And all of you missed it.

I am so disappointed, in each and every one of you.
Posted by: BurtTC

(('))

There was one other great-Morons-thinkalike that I noticed, but can't find in on a lazy search.

Anyway, time to get up and get going.

Maybe me too...

Posted by: Limerick Style Police at August 23, 2017 11:10 AM (lFi5f)

464 Trump Protester Shot In Groin With Rubber Bullet.

The smile will last all day from that one.

Posted by: JEM at August 23, 2017 11:10 AM (TppKb)

465 So extreme southern Texas is going to have a Harvey wall-banger of a rain storm?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 23, 2017 11:10 AM (GF78Y)

466 To save his sports announcing career, disgraced Klansman Robert Lee announced he will be changing his name to the more socially-acceptable "Nathan Bedford Rain-Forest".
Posted by: The Gipper Live
-----------

*hands The Gipper a gold star*

Posted by: Diana Moon Glampers at August 23, 2017 11:11 AM (OdK9v)

467 Hmmm.....the laws of disclosure in my state would not permit me to maintain my treasured anonymity if I win the Powerball. Decisions, decisions.

There are ALWAYS islands for sale.

Posted by: JEM at August 23, 2017 11:11 AM (TppKb)

468 421 There is double porn in this painting.

To the trained gynecological eye, one can see a vagina.

But, to the experienced strip club patron, you can also see two crouching women standing with their backsides against the other.

*waves dollar bill*
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2017 11:02 AM (4AVeu)

Triple porn, really (if you are German). They are pooping, with upper GI bleeds.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 23, 2017 11:11 AM (CPk08)

469 Trump Protester Shot In Groin With Rubber Bullet.

The smile will last all day from that one.

Posted by: JEM at August 23, 2017 11:10 AM (TppKb)

Right? I watched it a dozen times.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 23, 2017 11:11 AM (aMlLZ)

470 This piece should have been in the Lighthouse module, shouldn't it? I mean, let's keep the crypto-genitalia-themed art all in the same group.

Posted by: Bonewall Jackson at August 23, 2017 11:11 AM (c8EhQ)

471 461 Varney should go back to the UK. He would feel more comfortable there.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2017 11:11 AM (mcI77)

472 In Georgia O'Keefe related newz, The Ohr O'Keefe Museum of Arts And Farts is located in Biloxi MS, and the city council there just declared they will be picking up all the bills for the joint except salaries. Boy am I glad I don't live within the city limits.

I drive by it all the time; never been inside.

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 23, 2017 11:11 AM (6jaju)

473 >>>>She didn't want a smaller podium so they had to make her a small
platform to stand on so she would appear to be as tall as Trump and have
the same size podium.

--

In all fairness, that's a perfectly reasonable request.
.
.
.
.didn't say it wasn't. My point was that Trump was going to loom over her and make her look small no matter what he does because he is significantly taller than she is.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 23, 2017 11:12 AM (0pcwX)

474 452 Well, it isn't art, whatever it is.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 23, 2017 11:08 AM (CPk0

Don't be so hasty. There could be trees in there for all we know.

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 23, 2017 11:12 AM (RD7QR)

475 Sock off

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 11:12 AM (c8EhQ)

476
249 Is it a painting, or Robert Reich's view of a women's march?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 23, 2017 10:18 AM (aMlLZ)

When is it appropriate to slap Robert Reich in the face?

When he tells you "Your hair smells terrific!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 23, 2017 11:12 AM (veoSD)

477 All of the controversy for Hillary at the debates was manufactured bull shit. Meanwhile Trump complained about his mic and the media mocked him about it, and then had to admit that he did have mic problems. Well they didn't admit it. It was reported as fact and they buried it.

Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2017 11:13 AM (cAnNx)

478 >>Yep. Admittedly it was a stupid stunt by a desperate Lazio, but that "weapon" shit was typical MFM hysteria.

Particularly amusing (or galling) when you consider Hillary's reputation for getting the face and screaming at subordinates. Like *that* woman would really be scared by Lazio or Trump.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2017 11:13 AM (NOIQH)

479 Dang it! Clingy Sock!

Posted by: mindful webworker - wrong again at August 23, 2017 11:13 AM (lFi5f)

480 Don't be so hasty. There could be trees in there for all we know.

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 23, 2017 11:12 AM (RD7QR)

A perfect hideout for a pussy.....cat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2017 11:13 AM (PY9jH)

481 I bet O'Keefe could have crocheted a mean pussyhat.

Posted by: MacGruber at August 23, 2017 11:13 AM (FEAjO)

482 I'm not liking those yellow areas at all.

Posted by: Georgia O'Keefe's Gynecologist at August 23, 2017 11:13 AM (c8EhQ)

483 So the other I was watching basketball and enjoying the commentary by Adolf Hitler.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2017 11:14 AM (kj85i)

484 I only wished my Grand Cyclops mentor could have been there to comfort me.

That's "Exalted Cyclops" there, honey chile. I worked hard for the title.

Posted by: Zombie Sen. Robert Byrd at August 23, 2017 11:14 AM (O5Q3r)

485
In all fairness, that's a perfectly reasonable request.
.
.
.
.didn't say it wasn't. My point was that Trump was going to loom over her and make her look small no matter what he does because he is significantly taller than she is.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 23, 2017 11:12 AM (0pcwX)

Did you not notice the sock. Marco Rubio is short...Get it?

Posted by: Timon at August 23, 2017 11:14 AM (NTM5E)

486 Georgia O Queef.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2017 11:14 AM (kj85i)

487 You never go full Kaczynski.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 11:15 AM (c8EhQ)

488 Trump Protester Shot In Groin With Rubber Bullet.

The smile will last all day from that one.

Posted by: JEM at August 23, 2017 11:10 AM (TppKb)

Right? I watched it a dozen times.
Posted by: Berserker

Wish it was a rubber bullet. Alas, pepper balls work too.

And yes, been hit in the general and both lieutenants in 20 years of playing paintball. Hurts like hell, but you can still get up and lumber off.

Rubber boolits? Not so much.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2017 11:15 AM (R+p/Q)

489 Don't be so hasty. There could be trees in there for all we know.
Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 23, 2017 11:12 AM (RD7QR)

Possibly even a whole subcontinent, I agree. But rules are rules: I didn't make 'em.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 23, 2017 11:15 AM (CPk08)

490 So extreme southern Texas is going to have a Harvey wall-banger of a rain storm?"

We're going with the "OMGWE'REALLGONNADIE" drinking game.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 23, 2017 11:15 AM (MINbv)

491
473 >>>>She didn't want a smaller podium so they had to make her a small
platform to stand on so she would appear to be as tall as Trump and have
the same size podium.

--

In all fairness, that's a perfectly reasonable request.
.
.
.
.didn't say it wasn't. My point was that Trump was going to loom over her and make her look small no matter what he does because he is significantly taller than she is.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 23, 2017 11:12 AM (0pcwX)

Or she could have just stood on her tip-toes.

Posted by: Jeb! at August 23, 2017 11:15 AM (veoSD)

492 471
461 Varney should go back to the UK. He would feel more comfortable there.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2017 11:11 AM (mcI77)

Is wasn't Varney himself saying that.
It was one of his guests.Some random white guy in a suit.They all look alike to me.And, as a white guy, I denounce myself.And, Top 500?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 23, 2017 11:16 AM (8iiMU)

493 Hillary did not intend to be creeped out by Trump. Do-over.

Posted by: James Comey at August 23, 2017 11:16 AM (XoldI)

494 And in Japan, Harry Caray was not allowed to broadcast baseball games because his name sounded like a ritual act of suicide.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2017 11:17 AM (4AVeu)

495 Wish it was a rubber bullet. Alas, pepper balls work too.

We need capsaicin nanoprojectiles that can find the urethra...

Posted by: JEM at August 23, 2017 11:17 AM (TppKb)

496 488. Fiberglass bullets - less lethal and require only a mag-change.

Good enough for Israel, good enough for us.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 23, 2017 11:17 AM (fA1SL)

497 Georgia O'Queef.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 23, 2017 11:17 AM (8iiMU)

498 didn't say it wasn't. My point was that Trump was
going to loom over her and make her look small no matter what he does
because he is significantly taller than she is. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 23, 2017 11:12 AM (0pcwX)
=====

But she had the female privilege of wearing different colors, whereas a man can really only wear some kind of blue suit (maybe a charcoal).

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 23, 2017 11:18 AM (MIKMs)

499 Beat you to it Amy!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2017 11:18 AM (kj85i)

500 I knew someone named hillary.

J'recuse.

zzzZZZZZzzzzz

Posted by: J. Beuregard Sessions. Interior Decorator at August 23, 2017 11:18 AM (sf2BM)

501 It would be pretty cool if ace was in Phoenix for the protest. Even better if he took a selfie in front of the protests.

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 23, 2017 11:18 AM (RD7QR)

502 Good grief. The douchebag on Varney is saying stuff like "Trump needs to pass tax reform. Trump needs pass a repeal of ObamalamaCare. He needs to quit attacking his team."

The conflation is wholly intentional, because it gets him away from having to acknowledge that Congress are less popular than Trump, but inasmuch as Congress are more popular than Trump in the DC circle, he'd like for Trump to shoulder everything bad and Congress to be held blameless.

Disregarding that the voting public know perfectly well that Congress aren't doing anything and that's why their approval is what it is. I guess he sure dispelled that myth about him being a beltway guy, right?

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 23, 2017 11:18 AM (eXSOZ)

503 Georgia O'Queef?

Never heard of her.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at August 23, 2017 11:18 AM (8iiMU)

504 491. 'Bring me the fat, floating woman.' - padasha emperor trump

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 23, 2017 11:19 AM (fA1SL)

505 My point was that Trump was going to loom over her

LOOM? So you're saying that the Evil Capitalist was demanding that Hillary stick to woman's work?

How brutally sexist of you.

(hey, some genderist troll might buy it)

Posted by: JEM at August 23, 2017 11:19 AM (TppKb)

506 Well, it ought to be easy ought to be simple enough, yeah
Man meets woman and they fall in love
But the house is haunted and the ride gets rough
And you've got to learn to live with what you can't rise above
If you want to ride on down, down in through this tunnel of love
Tunnel of love
This tunnel of love
This tunnel of love

-- Bruce Springsteen, "Tunnel of Love"

Posted by: RioBravo at August 23, 2017 11:19 AM (SsblQ)

507 As with so much of O'keefe's work, it's vaginal. I'm assuming the colors have something to do with feeling. There's a scene in The Sopranos where Meadow gets this kind of insight into O'Keefe's work and its relation to a movie she's watching while making out with a date.

Posted by: pj at August 23, 2017 11:20 AM (TZXEx)

508 My favorite!

Posted by: Seymour Heiney at August 23, 2017 11:20 AM (398bZ)

509 They couldn't put her up too high, she may have had a seizure and fell off the platform.
Posted by: Timon at August 23, 2017 11:04 AM (NTM5E)

The controversy was without a requesting a waiver the requested elevation OSHA rules would have required installing guard-rails.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2017 11:20 AM (mkDpn)

510 Necro-gina? Mebbe 4 days old, or so?

Posted by: Mrs IMG, brandishing tweezers at August 23, 2017 11:21 AM (di1hb)

511 FWIW, the real worry is across Louisiana - Harv could stall out around the Texas/LA border dumping a foot or more of rain... and those folks were hard hit last year.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 23, 2017 11:21 AM (MINbv)

512 The conflation is wholly intentional,

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 23, 2017 11:18 AM (eXSOZ)

Yes. And this is precisely what pisses me off.
I really wish people would call out these douchebags the instant they say this.
There is a consistent failure to challenge assumptions. It is frustrating.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 23, 2017 11:22 AM (8iiMU)

513 ...on his left flank, were the crack troops of the 6th Roof Korean regiment, a rough and tumble group that wouldn't even blink to blow you away if you tried to loot their pawn shops.

Posted by: Ken Burns "The Civil War" at August 23, 2017 11:22 AM (O5Q3r)

514 The more excuses she makes, the more her looserness shines.

Posted by: davidt at August 23, 2017 11:22 AM (XoldI)

515 Trump's war on men: Man shot in groin at Trump rally. Is this really someone who will provide a safe, healthy environment for our boys and young men to grow up in? Or is he trying to destroy masculinity and shame men merely for being men?

Posted by: CNN at August 23, 2017 11:22 AM (/qEW2)

516 And the big wheel keep on turning neon burning up above
And I'm just high on the world
Come on and take a low ride with me girl
On the tunnel of love.

- Dire Straits, Tunnel of Love

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2017 11:22 AM (4AVeu)

517
FWIW, the real worry is across Louisiana - Harv could stall out around
the Texas/LA border dumping a foot or more of rain... and those folks
were hard hit last year.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 23, 2017 11:21 AM (MINbv)

Oblig: Hey, if it's not in your neighborhood, it's not your concern. Just go bowling or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2017 11:23 AM (PY9jH)

518 Hey, we're just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks.

Posted by: CNN at August 23, 2017 11:23 AM (/qEW2)

519 When you're in a flat spin and you just can't find the handles to GTFO.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4814018

Posted by: JEM at August 23, 2017 11:24 AM (TppKb)

520 >>515
Trump's war on men: Man shot in groin at Trump rally. Is this really
someone who will provide a safe, healthy environment for our boys and
young men to grow up in? Or is he trying to destroy masculinity and
shame men merely for being men? Posted by: CNN at August 23, 2017 11:22 AM (/qEW2)

Trump's war on xhrm: Xhrm shot in "groin" at Trump rally.

Posted by: Zod at August 23, 2017 11:24 AM (Bdeb0)

521 I... see... two... asses.

Posted by: Picard at August 23, 2017 11:24 AM (XoldI)

522
Where did the pepper ball hit the antifirst?
acorn – ball – ball bag – balls – ball sack – blue balls – bollock – bollocks – boys – cherry – coin purse – cojones – deez – deez nuts – deez nutz – family jewels – gear – giggleberry – gonad – grapes – Kiwi – knackers – knap sack – nad – nads – nard – nards – nuggets – nuts – nut sack – plum – rocks – sack – swamp nuts – yam bag

So many choices.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 23, 2017 11:25 AM (EgwCt)

523 So are ace and GorillaPundit hanging out, drinking Valu-Rite and hunting hobos?

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 23, 2017 11:26 AM (RD7QR)

524 Hey, if it's not in your neighborhood, it's not your concern"

Trouble is, it is.

Headed out to HEB. Anyone else need a case or two of beer, er, water?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 23, 2017 11:27 AM (MINbv)

525 I had been having trouble sleeping recently, kept waking up again and again throughout the night. But then I had the idea to leave my smart-phone device (an ipod touch) at my folks house for a week to see if that helps. Since then I've been sleeping soundly throughout the night. Could be a coincidence, but I think having the internet, with its nonstop twitter wars, conveniently waiting on your nightstand may keep you psychologically tensed up.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 23, 2017 11:27 AM (Hnqc1)

526 I... see... two... asses.

Posted by: Picard at August 23, 2017 11:24 AM (XoldI)

---------------------------------
The messiah cometh?

Posted by: RioBravo at August 23, 2017 11:27 AM (SsblQ)

527 Trump's war on xhrm: Xhrm shot in "groin" at Trump rally.

Xhrm - also the sound of the target exhaling through xhrm's teeth as the pepper ball hits.

Posted by: JEM at August 23, 2017 11:27 AM (TppKb)

528 So are ace and GorillaPundit hanging out, drinking Valu-Rite and hunting hobos?

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 23, 2017 11:26 AM (RD7QR)

Grooming each other.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2017 11:27 AM (PY9jH)

529 off with spousal sock

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 23, 2017 11:28 AM (di1hb)

530 NOOD gorillapundit

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 23, 2017 11:28 AM (ul9CR)

531 So are ace and GorillaPundit hanging out, drinking Valu-Rite and hunting hobos?

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine

The making of a documentary: Ewoks In The Mist...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 23, 2017 11:28 AM (AM1GF)

532 I know a guy named Hilary. He's a black guy from one of the islands. I never knew it was a man's name too.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 23, 2017 11:29 AM (7uYFy)

533 This tunnel of love
This tunnel of love

We've all got a chicken woman duck thing waiting for us. Waiting in the bushes of love.

Posted by: Bad Lip Reading at August 23, 2017 11:29 AM (eXSOZ)

534 >>>>>FWIW, the real worry is across Louisiana - Harv could stall out around

the Texas/LA border dumping a foot or more of rain... and those folks

were hard hit last year.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 23, 2017 11:21 AM (MINbv)

Oblig: Hey, if it's not in your neighborhood, it's not your concern. Just go bowling or something.
.
.
.The local weather babe was all breathless this morning about the storm. She said it is slow moving and will bring torrential rain to Southern Texas, she must have spent 3-4 minutes on it. Problem is we live in North Texas about 30 miles south of OK not sure why the local weather was devoting so much time to something that isn't going to come anywhere nears us.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 23, 2017 11:30 AM (0pcwX)

535 'Bring me the fat, floating woman.' - padasha emperor trump

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 23, 2017 11:19 AM (fA1SL)

Funny shit. lol

( I think it was bring me that floating fat woman though)

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 23, 2017 11:30 AM (aMlLZ)

536 $1500 root canal.

Posted by: endodontist at August 23, 2017 11:31 AM (NDlpU)

537 GorillaPundit flinging the feces of truth.

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 23, 2017 11:32 AM (RD7QR)

538 Trump should have placed a cigar on his podium and reminded the world what Hilary's husband did with a cigar and his White House intern. That shit was creepy, Mrs Clinton.

Posted by: Dang at August 23, 2017 11:33 AM (dUDRa)

539
Since hillary's parents at first wanted to call her creepy mccreepystan rodham, I'd say she's not one to talk.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 23, 2017 11:34 AM (r+sAi)

540 She didn't want a smaller podium so they had to make her a small

platform to stand on so she would appear to be as tall as Trump and have

the same size podium.

--

In all fairness, that's a perfectly reasonable request.
.
.
.
.didn't
say it wasn't. My point was that Trump was going to loom over her and
make her look small no matter what he does because he is significantly
taller than she is.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 23, 2017 11:12 AM (0pcwX)

I think it is a stupid request... in reality she is shorter than Trump. No accommodations should be made for any candidate who is just pissed off that they are short.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 23, 2017 12:05 PM (geAkB)

541 test

Posted by: BillDot at August 23, 2017 03:44 PM (5nCvD)

542 I have that O'Keefe piece. It is a dessert flower.

Posted by: Buffy at August 23, 2017 06:48 PM (ahh+p)

543 ^^^ wots in it for me..........................SAND?

Posted by: saf at August 23, 2017 07:24 PM (cS/ge)

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