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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (7/18/17) Tasty Or Ho-Hum Edition?

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(The ONT tasty as ever!)

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Quotes of The Day

Quote I

It is better to be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie. Russian Proverb


Quote II

Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall. Proverbs 16:18


Quote III

The intoxication of power rapidly sobers off in the knowledge of its restrictions and under the prompt reminder of an ever-present and not always considerate press, as well as the kindly suggestions that not infrequently come from Congress. President William Howard Taft


Quote IV

Socialism is the theory that the desire of one man to get something he hasn’t got is more pleasing to a just God than the desire of some other man to keep what he has got. H.L. Mencken


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On this day in history, July 18, 1969, Talk about War on Women.


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The Lion The Drunk Driver of The Senate.Edward F. Kennedy.

Senator Edward 'Ted' Kennedy stood for sleaze. Bloated and drunken, he used his standing in the Kennedy clan to chase vulnerable women - which brought his dream of reaching the White House to a shameful end.
He was the youngest of the four Kennedy brothers, and by far the longest lived.
Incredibly, he was in line to inherit his brother John F. Kennedy's legendary presidency, but his chances were dashed following the drowning of the pretty, young campaign assistant Mary Jo Kopechne.

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Historian Story-teller Ken Burns and his enabler, PBS, are at it again.

PBS is planning to run a new documentary series this September on the Vietnam War, produced and written by Ken Burns. Burns is a left-wing "historian" and documentary film producer with a history of having his politics shape the narrative of the story he is telling, with a number of resulting inaccuracies.

Thank you to those who served. You were expected to serve and serve you did.

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How do you get around this BS? My chocolate milk identifies as sparkling water.

In the battle to provide nutritional choices for schoolchildren, isn’t chocolate milk better than no milk at all?

According to San Francisco legislators and school officials, the answer. apparently. is no.

Students from elementary through high school grades will no longer be able to enjoy this cafeteria staple in the coming school year, the San Francisco Chronicle reported.


When is enough, ENOUGH?

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Will the Left take an honest look at Russia? Will they admit Mitt Romney was right in 2012?

f Trump’s most prominent liberal critics on the matter of Russia hope to maintain their credibility, they must cleanse themselves of their hypocrisy. In the pursuit of atonement, some prominent Democrats are starting to throw Barack Obama under the bus. “We Dems erred in ’12 by mocking Boot/Romney Russia worry,” declared Hillary Clinton’s former press secretary, Brian Fallon, last week. Jon Favreau, a former speechwriter for Barack Obama, agreed. “I’m willing to say that in 2012 when we all scoffed at Mitt for saying that, gee, Russia was our number one geopolitical foe, think we were a little off there.”

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President Trump is urged to withdraw from the Iran Nuclear Deal. Former Ambassador John Bolton presents his case.

For the second time during the Trump administration, the State Department has reportedly decided to certify that Iran is complying with its 2015 nuclear deal with the Security Council's five permanent members and Germany, known formally as the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA).

If true, it will be the administration's second unforced error regarding the JCPOA. Over the past two years, considerable information detailing Tehran's violations of the deal have become public, including: exceeding limits on uranium enrichment and production of heavy water; illicit efforts at international procurement of dual-use nuclear and missile technology; and obstructing international inspection efforts (which were insufficient to begin with).

Since international verification is fatally inadequate, and our own intelligence far from perfect, these violations undoubtedly only scratch the surface of the ayatollahs' inexhaustible mendaciousness.

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The ONT has good news. The ONT has bad news. Dems fundraising sucks. Obama is rolling in cash.

The Democratic National Committee has hit a record low in fundraising while the Obama Foundation reported millions in donations this year.

The DNC hit a record low in May of this year, raising only $4.29 million, the Washington Times reported. The total was the lowest amount for the month of May since 2003.

The DNC took in $4.7 million in April and $6.5 million in March. The committee also reported having $1.9 million in debt in May.

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Amazon believes if you stop moving they will throw dirt on top of you. Amazon entering the food biz.

Amazon has made no secret of its ambitions to expand into more fresh food services, from its own, homegrown efforts like AmazonFresh for groceries (first launched in 2013) and Amazon Restaurants for restaurant delivery (first launched in 2014), through to its most recent plan to acquire Whole Foods for $13.7 billion. In fact, the company has its sights set on a number of other culinary areas, such as the development of its own farm-to-table products, Blue Apron-style meal kits, and other food fixes to help it better tap the $800 billion grocery opportunity.

Last week, as we nosed around the various trademarks that have been registered by Amazon to see if we could find anything linked to a new messaging app we believe it is working on, we stumbled upon a number of food-related trademarks.

Amazon this month filed a trademark (serial number 87517760) for “We do the prep. You be the chef,” which relates to a meal-kit service similar to the kind offered by Blue Apron and others.

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Headed out on a vacation yet this summer? Is a National Park your destination? Rangers let you know what you should pack. High heels are a no-no.

Common sense items. But, is common sense so common anymore?


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The ONT Musical Interlude



July 18, 1972, Members from Sly and the Family Stone were arrested after police found two pounds of marijuana in the group's motor home. via thisdayinmusic.com


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1988, Ike Turner was sentenced in Santa Monica, California to one year in jail for possessing and transporting cocaine. Police had stopped Turner, former husband of Tina Turner, in August 1987 for driving erratically and found about six grams of rock cocaine in his car. via thisdayinmusic.com

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July 18, 1980, Billy Joel held the top position of both the US albums and singles charts. His album Glass Houses contained his first and biggest No.1 hit, 'It's Still Rock 'n' Roll to Me.' via thisdayinmusic.com


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It had one job to do. Robot fails.

"We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots."

That was the comment of Twitter user Bilal Farooqui who this afternoon surprised the social network with a bizarre image: a robot which "commited suicide" by drowning itself in a public fountain.


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The ends justify the means. Charles Schumer. As filthy as they come.

Last week, one of Washington’s leading Democrats made what should be considered a stunning admission, yet few in the media bothered to notice, or care. In response to comments from Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) about a potential bailout of Obamacare insurers, Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) said: “Democrats are eager to work with Republicans to stabilize the markets and improve [Obamacare]. At the top of the list should be ensuring cost-sharing payments are permanent, which will protect health care for millions.”

Schumer’s statement contradicts the Obama administration, which argued in federal court that the cost-sharing reductions are already permanent. It’s also an implicit admission that the Obama administration violated both the U.S. Constitution and federal criminal statutes by spending funds without an appropriation.


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When you have some spare time, Mark Steyn: The biggest issue of our time.


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No word if the King of Shelving is the Master of The Floating Bed. Watch out home improvement centers.


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The Horde may have been born at night. But, we weren't born last night.

The former teacher now maintains that the 17-year-old victim tricked her into a sexual relationship, according to Atlanta Journal-Constitution. Gunn told Judge Warren Davis that student with whom she began a sexual relationship "was like a used car salesman."

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The best song ever? No, it's not Toto's 'Africa'.

Obviously, all art—and taste—is subjective. But is there one song—or one kind of song—that’s generally more enjoyable? Recently, author Tom Cox tweeted some musings on the philosophy behind what makes the “best song ever.” A significant portion of the internet, however, argued that he was full of shit because the best song of all time is Toto’s classic 1982 hit, “Africa.”


What is your suggestion?

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Our weekly dose of Paul Joseph Watson. (NSFW)

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Gavin McInnes (NSFW)

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Horny youth. Genius Award Winner.

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A bad day of fishing is Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Bathroom Humor.

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Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. Don't worry your complaints are not flushed away.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian (ONT Cob Emeritus) at 10:06 PM




Comments

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1 thnx MH

Posted by: concrete girl at July 18, 2017 09:56 PM (EqvVS)

2 Primos!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2017 09:56 PM (DMUuz)

3 Teh Barrel hungers...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 18, 2017 09:56 PM (e9G8E)

4 I want that burger!

Posted by: tbodie at July 18, 2017 09:56 PM (4BGeF)

5 Food thread?

Posted by: HH at July 18, 2017 09:56 PM (mIJBI)

6 6

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 18, 2017 09:57 PM (/qEW2)

7 5 Food thread?
Posted by: HH at July 18, 2017 09:56 PM (mIJBI)

Nope, hopefully a tasty ONT.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 18, 2017 09:58 PM (ZTRlp)

8 The former teacher now maintains that the 17-year-old victim tricked her into a sexual relationship


"It'll cure your sinuses."


Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 18, 2017 09:59 PM (/qEW2)

9 *No, it's not Toto's 'Africa'*

I like that song.

It is not as good as "Never Been Any Reason" by Head East, but no other song is.

Posted by: tbodie at July 18, 2017 09:59 PM (4BGeF)

10 Africa? Uh, no. Good song, but the best ever? No way.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at July 18, 2017 10:00 PM (CNHr1)

11 Well MH, may not be a food thread but that burger sure looks pretty darn good.

Posted by: HH at July 18, 2017 10:00 PM (mIJBI)

12 Top 20?

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 18, 2017 10:02 PM (gwPgz)

13 Posted by: HH at July 18, 2017 10:00 PM (mIJBI)

I know, right? Now I'm hungry.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at July 18, 2017 10:02 PM (CNHr1)

14 And Bacon, yum!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 18, 2017 10:02 PM (gwPgz)

15 Nom! Nom! Nom!

Posted by: fluffy at July 18, 2017 10:02 PM (jw2Xw)

16 Would you chip in $3 to help out?

Posted by: DNC at July 18, 2017 10:02 PM (DMUuz)

17 Burger looks amazing! Food pron.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 18, 2017 10:02 PM (EZebt)

18 Ben Had has had a FUBAR- the meet up will be on the 21st NOT the 14th.

I will email all of you that have already responded with the correction. All I can say is much alcohol was involved when people were checking their calendars. My apologies.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 18, 2017 10:03 PM (qvRrv)

19 16; yeah, sure. wait by the mailbox.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 10:04 PM (KP5rU)

20 Incredible ONT, MISHUM! Rich and luscious.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 18, 2017 10:04 PM (TdMsT)

21 The next five days are going to be miserable. Everything I do will either be taken for granted or be wrong. I will not be better off for all of it. The shit I'm going to be put through is the same shit as last time and the same as next time. All I care about is getting through it without completely losing my temper. There is nothing - nothing! - in it for me except maybe staying out of greater trouble.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2017 10:05 PM (PBalj)

22 Since the GOP has me in a particularly black mood this evening, let me just ask: what is the point of them? Would we all be better off just not voting for them next year as punishment, even if it meant losing Congress? I'd rather it not come to that, but aside from SCOTUS, it appears having a GOP majority is of no value whatsoever.

Posted by: T at July 18, 2017 10:05 PM (Vgw1E)

23 If you look at the timeline in detail Kennedy was clearly guilty of manslaughter, at least, possibly negligent homicide.

He might have saved Mary Jo Kopechne, but didnt try.

He should have called for help, but didnt.

She died because he didnt want to get busted.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 18, 2017 10:06 PM (EZebt)

24 The next five days are going to be miserable. Everything I do will either be taken for granted or be wrong. I will not be better off for all of it. The shit I'm going to be put through is the same shit as last time and the same as next time. All I care about is getting through it without completely losing my temper. There is nothing - nothing! - in it for me except maybe staying out of greater trouble.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July




sex marathon?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2017 10:06 PM (0wem/)

25 I don't know about it being the best song ever, but I'm very fond of Solsbury Hill. It has a theme - a good, approachable theme of an opportunity, the excitement of going after that opportunity, and the frustration from having ignorant or selfish people holding you back. And the song is in 7/4, so when Gabriel is talking about his heart beating, the song's time has been skipping a beat throughout.



Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 18, 2017 10:06 PM (PFy0L)

26 Here's the thing: Maet introduced the QotD...

MisHum has perfected it.

Wow.

Baby Sister Update for follows.

Posted by: ibguy at July 18, 2017 10:06 PM (vUcdz)

27 Apologies if we're not supposed to discuss politics on the ONT. I can't remember if that's a rule or not. If yes, just ignore my ranting.

Posted by: T at July 18, 2017 10:06 PM (Vgw1E)

28 oh just great, show us a pic of a dbl cheese burger, then lead us unto a pic of that back Boston shit heel.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at July 18, 2017 10:06 PM (ILitO)

29
Best song ever?

Highway Star.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 18, 2017 10:07 PM (iFZVz)

30 The next five days are going to be miserable.

You suffering through a heat wave too, bro?

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 18, 2017 10:07 PM (3C9q2)

31 Baby Sister Update

So, yesterday was another Shands/Avastin day, and everything went just fine..

Tomorrow, Joyce and Hubby are off to Sarasota, and Jorge has promised some pictures of their road trip.

Just wondering: May your sister Lisa find a path to healing.

[To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and our family.]

Posted by: ibguy at July 18, 2017 10:07 PM (vUcdz)

32 Want to ignite Mrs. Franpsycho?

Just softly whisper, "chocolate milk," then stand back!

She's been on it all month.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 18, 2017 10:08 PM (EZebt)

33 The useless gope failed to repeal/replace barkycare, Now barkycare will continue to fail and get worse. Who gets the blame Dimfucks or rebuptards? I say this comes down mainly on the dimtard uniparty. This is how we got Donny Two Scoops. Hes the only one to come out clean.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 18, 2017 10:08 PM (zZWkn)

34 They only found two pounds in the Parliament Funkadelic bus? They must have toked the rest before the police arrived. Or they just missed the bale in the back.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 10:08 PM (39g3+)

35
Would you chip in $3 to help out?
Posted by: DNC


I'll help you out.

There's the door!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2017 10:08 PM (IqV8l)

36 the floating bed would be hard to make every morning

i'll take my iron/brass instead

Posted by: concrete girl at July 18, 2017 10:08 PM (EqvVS)

37 Sorry Hadrian.

That was my Monday. I did a deploy request which the deploy personnel botched. So about eight "defects" showed up in my queue and word went around it was My Fault.

So I spent two hours hunting through my code for the "defects" which, of course, I couldn't find because they weren't actual bugs.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 18, 2017 10:09 PM (6FqZa)

38 Apologies if we're not supposed to discuss politics on the ONT. I can't remember if that's a rule or not. If yes, just ignore my ranting.

It's kind-of okay, but it can be a bummer, and most of us would rather not be bummed.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 18, 2017 10:10 PM (6FqZa)

39 Posted by: ibguy at July 18, 2017 10:06 PM (vUcdz)

You're too kind.


Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 18, 2017 10:04 PM (TdMsT)

And so are you.



Thanks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 18, 2017 10:10 PM (ZTRlp)

40 a pic of that back Boston shit heel.

Said Masshole was the speaker at my college graduation. The ceremony was delayed for half an hour because he couldn't be bothered to show up on time, and he was obviously feeling no pain, as they used to say.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 18, 2017 10:10 PM (3C9q2)

41 Other National Park tidbits of wisdom: Do Not coat your child's hand with honey to entice the bears at Yellowstone to lick it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2017 10:10 PM (JO9+V)

42 That burger looks really good. I don't slobber over every burger pic, but that's my style. No condiments - meat, good bun, onion, bacon (hellz yeah) and cheese (optional) - is all you need.

I hate burgers with more than one condiment glopping all over the place.

Posted by: ghost of halleluja at July 18, 2017 10:10 PM (oAY8z)

43 And yes, Africa is a really good song. Not the best ever, but very good. Toto deserves more respect than it gets, really.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 10:11 PM (39g3+)

44 Look all you want at that cheeseburger. Do you think single-payer healthcare will allow you to eat one? Not on your life.

Posted by: t-bird at July 18, 2017 10:11 PM (OBJWS)

45 That picture at the top is just plain mean.
Juicy hamburger, melty cheese, apparently bacon, and a grilled bun.

I just do not understand vegetarians.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 18, 2017 10:11 PM (+lVUW)

46 What do y'all think could have happened if RR had a GOP Congress?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 18, 2017 10:12 PM (PUmDY)

47 I still have a headache from the previous thread and now you throw Ken Burns at me.

For the record, if any of my students can't distinguish D-day from Dunkirk, it is not from lack of trying on my part.

Posted by: 9th grade teacher at July 18, 2017 10:13 PM (XaVZM)

48 re: speaker at my college graduation.

I see your Kennedy and raise you my Bill Cosby.

Which is worse?!

Posted by: squeakywheel at July 18, 2017 10:13 PM (bPIyb)

49 This is how we got Donny Two Scoops. Hes the only one to come out clean.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 18, 2017 10:08 PM (zZWkn)


Have no fear, the Deep Establishment will seek to tar Donnie with this disgrace, but I don't think it will stick.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 18, 2017 10:13 PM (gwPgz)

50 If liberals had any standards at all, Chapwhatever would have ended that elitist pig's political career. But hey, he was in favor of killing fetuses, so I guess it's all good.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 18, 2017 10:13 PM (+lVUW)

51 Obama is rolling in cash.

Good. It still won't cure him of what he caught in Tahiti. And Bali.

Posted by: t-bird at July 18, 2017 10:13 PM (pszv/)

52 >>I hate burgers with more than one condiment glopping all over the place.

Posted by: ghost of halleluja

John and I like Miracle Whip - lots of it.

Posted by: John McCain's Cerebral Hemorrhage at July 18, 2017 10:14 PM (/Nite)

53 Democrats killing Democrats, who am I to ... give a shit.

Posted by: Thelonious Rex at July 18, 2017 10:14 PM (qYCgM)

54 I would buy those food kits if the quality was above average, and the price competitive.

Usually cooking from scratch with fresh ingredients makes a better meal. The professional chefs always want fresh.

Posted by: Brad Lee at July 18, 2017 10:14 PM (m9X4Y)

55 23: ted kennedy was a democrat in good standing. he did the honorable thing as far as democrats go. the only thing he is guilty of, he didn't tell her to put ice on that. man, you got to get with the narrative.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 10:14 PM (KP5rU)

56 speaker at my college graduation.

Ted Koppel (sp?)

Posted by: t-bird at July 18, 2017 10:14 PM (pszv/)

57 Dayum MisHum....your ONT's are packed! Well done!

Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 18, 2017 10:15 PM (Enq6K)

58 Burger; "Eat Me!"

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at July 18, 2017 10:16 PM (MCEs2)

59 I see your Kennedy and raise you my Bill Cosby.

Which is worse?!


I'm thinking we were both lucky to have escaped the other Bill and Teh Hillary.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 18, 2017 10:16 PM (3C9q2)

60 Obama is rolling in cash




so he is remaking that movie with woody harrelson and robert redford with a modern twist on the threeway?

well, not like anyone wants to have sex with demi moore now.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2017 10:16 PM (0wem/)

61 And I can't be the only one who thinks it is a conflict of interest for politicians who cheat on their wives to be pro abortion. Does anyone believe that horny bastards like the Kennedys never got anyone other than their wives pregnant?

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 18, 2017 10:16 PM (+lVUW)

62 Look all you want at that cheeseburger. Do you think single-payer healthcare will allow you to eat one? Not on your life.

Posted by: t-bird at July 18, 2017 10:11 PM (OBJWS)


Oh single payer will allow you to eat such a cheeseburger, but after checking the cash register receipts to verify you ordered one, it won't allow you to receive any heart surgery or medication!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 18, 2017 10:16 PM (gwPgz)

63 Plans are apparently being made for bluebell and Weasel to do a national book signing tour for the Moron Cookbook on Harleys.

Posted by: Moron News Service, Sewing Circle, and Timing Association at July 18, 2017 10:17 PM (DMUuz)

64 It is better to be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie. Russian Proverb

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Boy, is that proverb out of date!

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 18, 2017 10:17 PM (Nwg0u)

65 That hamburger looks almost sentient.

Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2017 10:17 PM (sdi6R)

66 Hadrian:

You've expertly described the next six months for me.

I'm running two apartment complexes on opposite sides of town, working on moving from one to the other, with no driver's license.

Next week is my last session of a DUI diversion program but I don't get my license till January.

I work for my mom, she owns both complexes, and our other manager decided to retire with 30 days notice.

I'm the only one who knows how to do anything, and it'll take her months to hire someone new.

I love the work but this is a really tough time for me.

I could really use a beer.

Posted by: Johnny at July 18, 2017 10:17 PM (fMUOn)

67 I'm sitting here hungry, and the ONT has glorious pictures of glorious food.

Posted by: Brad Lee at July 18, 2017 10:18 PM (m9X4Y)

68 61: nerdygirl, how dare you revile some of our greatest statesmen?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 10:18 PM (KP5rU)

69 Cheeseburger please.

Posted by: Tuna at July 18, 2017 10:18 PM (jm1YL)

70 re 22: given the choice between (a) people who I'm pretty sure are going to shit on me or (b) people who promise to clean the shit up but fail to do so, I think I'll stay with the 2nd option. At least Trump has flushed the toilet and thrown us a towel a couple of times.

and I still can't believe that Trump saved us from that bleach blonde nightmare

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at July 18, 2017 10:18 PM (ILitO)

71 Kennedy was a vile toad who deserved jail time for his many rapes, molestations, and his murder of a girl who trusted him. Instead he got power, accolades, praise, honors, millions, and even a presidential run.

There is almost never any justice in this life, and the earlier you understand that, the more you will save SAN points. Karma is utter BS.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 10:19 PM (39g3+)

72 re: I'm thinking we were both lucky to have escaped the other Bill and Teh Hillary.

Heh, I saw Hillary speak at a sub launch in the 90's. Probably good that I wasn't politically aware then, I would have visibly gagged in front of a bunch of sailors.

And sadly, I thought Bill Cosby's commencement speech was awesome. *Sigh.*

Posted by: squeakywheel at July 18, 2017 10:20 PM (bPIyb)

73 'I am totally blind" ads seems to be a weird tv campaign.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 18, 2017 10:20 PM (PUmDY)

74 Trying to pick the best song of all time without at least breaking it down into genre, yeah, good luck with that.
And even if you do break it down, good luck trying to get even 5% of music lovers to agree with you that yeah, that one's the best.

Posted by: teej at July 18, 2017 10:20 PM (B7V5e)

75 71: yup.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 10:20 PM (KP5rU)

76 CC-

Thanks again for the Wrigley Show link. Excellent show, Mayer is really starting to get it.

That Bertha is stunning.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2017 10:21 PM (/tuJf)

77 What is your suggestion?

Pretty much anything other than Toto's classic 1982 hit, "Africa."

Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2017 10:21 PM (sdi6R)

78 Evening all!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 18, 2017 10:21 PM (tr2D7)

79 That is a really tasty looking burger, for sure. I like some tomato and pineapple on mine, but its already almost too thick.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 10:21 PM (39g3+)

80 There is almost never any justice in this life, and the earlier you understand that, the more you will save SAN points.

Cthulhu did nothing wrong

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 18, 2017 10:21 PM (6FqZa)

81 "I'm sitting here hungry, and the ONT has glorious pictures of glorious food. "

"Food, glorious food,
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we're in the mood --
Cold jelly and custard!
Peas pudding and saveloys
What next is the question?
Rich gentlemen have it, boys --
in digestion "

Posted by: Tuna at July 18, 2017 10:22 PM (jm1YL)

82 47 I still have a headache from the previous thread and now you throw Ken Burns at me.

For the record, if any of my students can't distinguish D-day from Dunkirk, it is not from lack of trying on my part.
Posted by: 9th grade teacher at July 18, 2017 10:13 PM (XaVZM)

My intention wasn't to throw you a bigger headache

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 18, 2017 10:22 PM (ZTRlp)

83 Ted Kennedy was a fat, disgusting piece of shit who is hopefully as we speak being sodomized by the barbed cock of Satan.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 18, 2017 10:22 PM (0mRoj)

84 The Hallelujah Chorus in the Messiah is the best song ever written. Nothing even comes closer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 10:22 PM (39g3+)

85 Niiice. Now that's a bacon death burger.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 18, 2017 10:22 PM (aMlLZ)

86 Great ONT, thank you.

Posted by: Infidel at July 18, 2017 10:22 PM (gDoff)

87 Just watched Silence on dvd. Omg so long - I think 3 hours. I sort of liked it and sort of didn't.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 18, 2017 10:22 PM (hMwEB)

88 So what happens with JohnRobertsCare after McChinless can't even get 40 votes for repeal? Does he work with Schemer and stick a wad of $150 billion in the leaking healthcare dike as a temporary payoff to insurance companies? Or does the GOP stand around holding their dicks while Obamacare continues to implode and real people with real families get real screwed, real good?

Posted by: Bobby Barone, Model at July 18, 2017 10:22 PM (qYCgM)

89 Ted Kennedy is the epitome of everything the modern day feminist are against, yet they lionize the guy.

Doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Brad Lee at July 18, 2017 10:23 PM (m9X4Y)

90 Ted Kennedy was a fat, disgusting piece of shit who is hopefully as we speak being sodomized by the barbed cock of Satan.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 18, 2017 10:22 PM (0mRoj)


And those were his good points!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2017 10:23 PM (JO9+V)

91 did trump remove ah, you know, um, ah, you know, caroline kennedy as ambassador to japan? or, is she now horse racing over there?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 10:23 PM (KP5rU)

92 71 Kennedy was a vile toad who deserved jail time for his many rapes, molestations, and his murder of a girl who trusted him. Instead he got power, accolades, praise, honors, millions, and even a presidential run.

There is almost never any justice in this life, and the earlier you understand that, the more you will save SAN points. Karma is utter BS.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 10:19 PM (39g3+)

The wicked prosper, the righteous get a boot on their neck.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 18, 2017 10:23 PM (0mRoj)

93 Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy story is just jaw dropping how bad it was. Miss Kopechne was found in a position of rigor mortis that clearly showed that she died breathing a small air pocket that accumulated in the roof of the car, after several hours. In the dark. Waiting for help that never came.

Now an alternative story goes like this. The cop that saw the two parked, theory is Teddy got spooked, didn't want to get caught with his pants down so to speak. So he took off running. She doesn't know the area, and not used to driving a land yacht, and drives off the bridge. Teddy by this time, has gone back to the party.

It is inexplicable that he didn't report it till the next day. Maybe he thought she had escaped from the car. I dunno. She was pregnant too, as I understand it. Yet that SOB was allowed to wreak havoc in United States congress for decades. A real POS.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2017 10:23 PM (BifcO)

94 Nearly 100 comments? I guess everything meaningful has already been said already. The rest is permutation and reinterpretation.

That burger is on my menu for lunch tomorrow.

Needs more bacon.

Posted by: mindful webworker - watts d yutes? at July 18, 2017 10:23 PM (hGZJP)

95 I could eat that burger, minus the bun.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 18, 2017 10:23 PM (hMwEB)

96 I liked Ken Burns' baseball movie and I've liked the bits I've seen of his Civil War doc but I haven't been impressed with anything else he's done.

I do hope that he does generate more interest in that forgotten war, though. Many stories to tell.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 10:24 PM (39g3+)

97 "Bloated and drunken, [Teddy] used his standing in the Kennedy clan to chase
vulnerable women - which brought his dream of reaching the White House
to a shameful end."

Insanely enough, even after the facts of Chappaquiddick were out, The Swimmer was still considered presidential timber right up until 1980. When he essayed a potential primary challenge against the weak and vulnerable incumbent, Jimmy Carter.

What finally put paid to it was the famous teevee interview by Roger Mudd, wherein Mudd asked him what ought to be the easiest sort of question for any aspirant to the Oval Office, "Why do you want to be President?" and Teddy was too stoned to answer coherently.

Mudd, who is still around, should get a medal for public service.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 18, 2017 10:24 PM (ujwCG)

98 Mmmm, burgers...and ONT!

Posted by: sinalco at July 18, 2017 10:24 PM (yODqO)

99 It's okay. It comes with the territory of teaching young adults who get their history from video games. I just sigh and tell my students that it's my will to live escaping from my body.

Posted by: 9th grade teacher at July 18, 2017 10:24 PM (XaVZM)

100 PBS is planning to run a new documentary series this September on the Vietnam War, produced and written by Ken Burns.
----------

Is he going to play Walter Cronkite himself?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2017 10:25 PM (OdK9v)

101 JS, the Dancing In the Streets from this tour are awesome.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 18, 2017 10:25 PM (PUmDY)

102 84 The Hallelujah Chorus in the Messiah is the best song ever written. Nothing even comes closer.


I preferred Worthy is the Lamb. The Messiah as a whole is the best piece of music ever written or performed.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 18, 2017 10:25 PM (pY+s4)

103 89 Ted Kennedy is the epitome of everything the modern day feminist are against, yet they lionize the guy.

Doesn't make sense.
Posted by: Brad Lee at July 18, 2017 10:23 PM (m9X4Y)

They don't give a tuppenny fuck about women, they only care about the politics. As another example, see their fawning over Bill Clinton, noted rapist and probable pedophile.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 18, 2017 10:25 PM (0mRoj)

104 Kennedy was a vile toad who deserved jail time for his many rapes, molestations, and his murder of a girl who trusted him. Instead he got power, accolades, praise, honors, millions, and even a presidential run.

He truly lived The Democrat Dream. You can, too!

Posted by: Demoncrats at July 18, 2017 10:26 PM (pszv/)

105 Kennedy was a vile toad

Yep, but he had manboobs to die for. Anyone who needs an antidote to cheeseburger cravings, here ya go:

http://tinyurl.com/y7m64on9

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 18, 2017 10:26 PM (3C9q2)

106 In the battle to provide nutritional choices for schoolchildren, isnt chocolate milk better than no milk at all?

Anyone who looks at a school lunch and thinks that kids are fat from eating those small portions is an idiot. Even when they have a hamburger and French fries, the portions are small.

Fat kids are fat because of the way their parents feed them or let them eat, and because they get little to no exercise.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 18, 2017 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

107 The wicked prosper, the righteous get a boot on their neck.

Your pimp hand is strong. One of the most real and powerful parts of the Bible are the Psalms which state in no uncertain terms that this is too often the case. Were I not certain of a better life in the future, I would probably be a bad guy.

Of course, theologically speaking, none of us are truly righteous and I deserve salvation no more than a scumbag like Ted Kennedy. God's grace may have extended to him and he may be saved.

That's one part I struggle with: God extending His grace to people I don't want to meet in paradise. Thankfully Christ died for that, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 10:26 PM (39g3+)

108 The Hallelujah Chorus in the Messiah is the best song ever written. Nothing even comes closer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 10:22 PM (39g3+)

Amazing Grace is a worthy contendah.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2017 10:26 PM (JO9+V)

109 You know how I know you're lying?

"Teddy got spooked, didn't want to get caught with his pants down so to speak. So he took off running."

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 18, 2017 10:27 PM (Nwg0u)

110 "Posted by: John McCain's Cerebral Hemorrhage"

Old Man Yells At Clouds's media staffers are continuing to describe his surgery this week as an "eye operation".

Yeah, where a neurosurgeon took out a bone flap over his eye to get at a blood clot inside his skull.

So, totes technically an "eye operation".

Posted by: torquewrench at July 18, 2017 10:27 PM (ujwCG)

111 I could really use a beer.

Posted by: Johnny at July 18, 2017 10:17 PM (fMUOn)

Two points:

You are among friends, many of whom have been there.

Beer or no beer, the work isn't going away, and it will be much easier to do sober and not hungover.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2017 10:28 PM (wYseH)

112 I preferred Worthy is the Lamb. The Messiah as a whole is the best piece of music ever written or performed.

Indeed, there are some clunkers in it but not many and not very long. Its a masterpiece by a man who apparently wasn't even Christian. Handel took his best work from previous compositions, new ideas he had not yet found a place for, and just used scripture. It worked so well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 10:29 PM (39g3+)

113 MisHum: that picture of that incredibly delicious-looking burger was just plain cruel. Instead of that, Chez Deplorable had Hamburger Helper for supper. Cheddar cheese flavored Hamburger Helper to boot. It's just too damn miserably hot to cook anything, either inside or out. Maybe come the end of September.

Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at July 18, 2017 10:29 PM (lMsBz)

114 Or does the GOP stand around holding their dicks while Obamacare continues to implode and real people with real families get real screwed, real good?

Posted by: Bobby Barone, Model at July 18, 2017 10:22 PM (qYCgM)


Who are these real people of whom you speak? I've never personally met one!

Posted by: DC Estabklishment Spokesperson at July 18, 2017 10:29 PM (gwPgz)

115 84 The Hallelujah Chorus in the Messiah is the best song ever written. Nothing even comes closer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 10:22 PM (39g3+)


Ha! I was planning to say that, but I got lost in YouTube land.

Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2017 10:29 PM (sdi6R)

116 Kung Fu Fighting is probably NOT the best song of all time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2017 10:29 PM (PXj2C)

117 110 "Posted by: John McCain's Cerebral Hemorrhage"

Old Man Yells At Clouds's media staffers are continuing to describe his surgery this week as an "eye operation".

Yeah, where a neurosurgeon took out a bone flap over his eye to get at a blood clot inside his skull.

So, totes technically an "eye operation".
Posted by: torquewrench at July 18, 2017 10:27 PM (ujwCG


Actually his head was removed from his colon.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 18, 2017 10:30 PM (ZTRlp)

118 Mudd asked him what ought to be the easiest sort of question for any aspirant to the Oval Office, "Why do you want to be President?" and Teddy was too stoned to answer coherently.

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Two words: primo pussy.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 18, 2017 10:30 PM (Nwg0u)

119 >>JS, the Dancing In the Streets from this tour are awesome.

Sweet. Have you heard any Althea this tour?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2017 10:30 PM (/tuJf)

120 Fucking Ted. At least I didn't kill anybody!

Posted by: Zombie Gerry Studds, Masshole pillow biter at July 18, 2017 10:30 PM (89T5c)

121 What genre for "best song"? 1940 to present?

Would it have to be danceable? I say "yes" even though I ain't much of a song & dance man.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2017 10:31 PM (BifcO)

122 Kung Fu Fighting is probably NOT the best song of all time.

Yeah, I mean really. Everyone was Kung Fu Fighting? Even the old ladies and the little kids? Its so unrealistic. They can't have all been fast as lightning, someone would break a hip.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 10:31 PM (39g3+)

123 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 10:26 PM (39g3+)

Theodicy is a big obstacle for me. Watching truly evil people thrive and succeed as decent people get fucked over just doesn't sit well.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 18, 2017 10:31 PM (0mRoj)

124 >>Old Man Yells At Clouds's media staffers are continuing to describe his surgery this week as an "eye operation".

Yeah, where a neurosurgeon took out a bone flap over his eye to get at a blood clot inside his skull.

So, totes technically an "eye operation".


Posted by: torquewrench

Hey, I'm IN his brain not just inside the skull.

Posted by: John McCain's Cerebral Hemorrhage at July 18, 2017 10:32 PM (/Nite)

125 mccain went in to have his ass respackled. he'll be back playing ping pong in no time. fuck that guy. don't give a shit what happens to that asshole. too bad he couldn't have paul ryan carry his paddles for him.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 10:33 PM (KP5rU)

126 120 Fucking Ted. At least I didn't kill anybody!

Posted by: Zombie Gerry Studds, Masshole pillow biter at July 18, 2017 10:30 PM (89T5c)

Yeah, you just buttfucked an underaged male intern. You're a real goddamn hero.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 18, 2017 10:33 PM (0mRoj)

127 116 Kung Fu Fighting is probably NOT the best song of all time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2017 10:29 PM (PXj2C)

Maybe not, but it could be the most fun.

Posted by: 9th grade teacher at July 18, 2017 10:34 PM (XaVZM)

128 They opened McCain's head and found PDT living there rent-free.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 18, 2017 10:34 PM (0mRoj)

129 Evening all.

My excitement for the evening: just had a standoff with 6 skunks. Fortunately got out of it without needing a major bath.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 18, 2017 10:34 PM (oSh2F)

130 Jesu cantata is my favorite...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UMNof7QZuGo

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 18, 2017 10:34 PM (PUmDY)

131 From 1940 on? Sing, Sing, Sing (with a swing) is 1936, so that doesn't count. Bohemian Rhapsody has to be up there. Simple Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd is amazing. Man in the Wilderness by Styx is a sleeper.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 10:35 PM (39g3+)

132 >>Actually his head was removed from his colon.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Dammit MisHum I'm a doctor, not a fucking magician.

Posted by: John McCain's Neurosurgeon at July 18, 2017 10:35 PM (/Nite)

133 They could have at least cleaned that bathroom and toilet before taking a picture and posting it all over the inter webs, sheesh!

Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 18, 2017 10:35 PM (kufk0)

134 130 Jesu cantata is my favorite...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UMNof7QZuGo
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 18, 2017 10:34 PM (PUmDY)

I first read that as Jesus Quintana. That creep can roll, man.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 18, 2017 10:35 PM (0mRoj)

135 Freebird!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2017 10:35 PM (JO9+V)

136
No the operation was to remove Lindsey Graham's nose from McCain's rectum.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 18, 2017 10:36 PM (8O3HH)

137 Theodicy is a big obstacle for me.

Its a tough one, it requires a lot of faith to just trust that God knows what He's doing, in spite of all we see around us. But as R.C. Sproul points out, get rid of God in the picture and you have an even tougher dilemma: where does good come from, then?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 10:36 PM (39g3+)

138 They Saved John McCain's Brain!

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 18, 2017 10:36 PM (Nwg0u)

139 If you're talking about songs that make you have to shake that thing, Groove is in the Heart is up there.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 18, 2017 10:37 PM (0mRoj)

140 highway to hell is the best song ever. ac/dc foretold todays' republican leaders ambition for excellence.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 10:37 PM (KP5rU)

141 THAT'S A BURGER, by gawd. It has nearly everything required for human happiness.

And the ONT ain't too shabby either. Content to spare.

Congrats!

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at July 18, 2017 10:37 PM (kYoZV)

142 Posted by: ibguy at July 18, 2017 10:07 PM (vUcdz)

Still praying for Joyce ibguy

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2017 10:37 PM (Ri/rl)

143 Years ago, when my liberal friends were cracking wise about the shooting accident at Cheney's ranch, I always responded "so you'd prefer a nice drive in the country with Teddy instead?". It was always so much fun to watch the gleeful expressions turn to embarrassment and listen to "Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.".

Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at July 18, 2017 10:38 PM (lMsBz)

144 >>No the operation was to remove Lindsey Graham's nose from McCain's rectum.

Put it back!!

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at July 18, 2017 10:38 PM (/Nite)

145 You're all overlooking Inna Gadda Da Vida.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 18, 2017 10:38 PM (Nwg0u)

146 29
Best song ever?

Highway Star.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 18, 2017 10:07 PM (iFZVz)

I don't know what I would choose as the best song but I like driving while listening to Highway star.

Also Radar Love.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2017 10:39 PM (Ri/rl)

147 Ted Kennedy is one of the major architects of the country's destruction. That immigration bill alone should've had him hanging from a lamp post.

In a sane world his corpse would be disinterred and dragged behind a car until there was nothing left.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 18, 2017 10:40 PM (4ErVI)

148 Its a tough one, it requires a lot of faith to just trust that God knows what He's doing, in spite of all we see around us. But as R.C. Sproul points out, get rid of God in the picture and you have an even tougher dilemma: where does good come from, then?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 10:36 PM (39g3+)

Well, there are functional ethical systems that don't require the existence of a deity.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 18, 2017 10:40 PM (0mRoj)

149 145; i believe you mean, in the garden of eden.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 10:40 PM (KP5rU)

150 Teddy was a shoe-in for Pres at one point, but Chappaquidick put the damper on things. He was also (rightfully so) a little skittish about it. It's interesting that the Apollo 11 moon landing, Teddy's underwater escapades, the Manson Murders, and Woodstock all happened in about a month time frame or less.

He would have had to sit out '72 and '76, But was sufficiently emboldened to challenge JE Carter in 1980, presumably figuring dead secretaries don't matter. He really was ahead of his time.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2017 10:40 PM (BifcO)

151 143-

Yeah, there's a lot of shit they "forget".

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 18, 2017 10:40 PM (89T5c)

152 It was just a head tumah. Issa gonna be fine.

Posted by: Infidel at July 18, 2017 10:40 PM (gDoff)

153 Well, there are functional ethical systems that don't require the existence of a deity.

They all fail without a central, objective, absolute authority of right and wrong. Ultimately, they can't work. And they can't explain evil either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 10:41 PM (39g3+)

154 He would have had to sit out '72 and '76, But was sufficiently emboldened to challenge JE Carter in 1980, presumably figuring dead secretaries don't matter. He really was ahead of his time.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2017 10:40 PM (BifcO)

He sure was!

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at July 18, 2017 10:41 PM (0mRoj)

155 Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at July 18, 2017 10:38 PM (lMsBz)

Weren't there bumper stickers that read, I'd rather hunt with Cheney than ride in a car with Ted Kennedy?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2017 10:41 PM (Ri/rl)

156 146; radar love was better than highway star. lido always got me in trouble back in the day.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 10:42 PM (KP5rU)

157 "Well, there are functional ethical systems that don't require the existence of a deity."

And from what do those ethics derive? What are they based upon?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2017 10:42 PM (BifcO)

158 Twosday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/887362668176265216

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/887362747729620992

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/887362826427412482

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/887362921885466625

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/887363019092656129

Posted by: kbdabear at July 18, 2017 10:42 PM (AOrEZ)

159 23 If you look at the timeline in detail Kennedy was clearly guilty of manslaughter, at least, possibly negligent homicide.

He might have saved Mary Jo Kopechne, but didnt try.

He should have called for help, but didnt.

She died because he didnt want to get busted.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


If you or I did what he did, our asses would be in prison.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 18, 2017 10:43 PM (+lVUW)

160 Short list of favorites from my earliest years;
Blue Velvet - first album I remember, belonged to older sis.
She Loves You
Jailhouse Rock
Help
I Think We're Alone Now
That gets us to around 5th grade, and the British invasion and total explosion of popular music.
The absolute best time for radio. The best of R&R, Mowtown, everything all played on the same station.

Past my bedtime so...
Leofb

Posted by: teej at July 18, 2017 10:43 PM (B7V5e)

161 116 kung Fu Fighting is probably NOT the best song of all time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2017 10:29 PM (PXj2C)

Maybe not, but it could be the most fun.
Posted by: 9th grade teacher at July 18, 2017 10:34 PM (XaVZM)

Couldn't resist and watched the Kung Fu Fighting video. Ah, the 70s and being a young teenager. Brought back memories it did, no not those memories, the other ones.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 18, 2017 10:43 PM (88gWW)

162 More Twosday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/887363104794980352

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/887363189566050306

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/887363276765638656

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/887363367802986497

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/887363449084407808

Posted by: kbdabear at July 18, 2017 10:44 PM (AOrEZ)

163 If you haven't seen it the trailer for Darkest Hour with Gary oldman, it's going to be a great movie.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 18, 2017 10:44 PM (dKiJG)

164 156 146; radar love was better than highway star. lido always got me in trouble back in the day.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 10:42 PM (KP5rU)

I will still sing out loud to Lido while I'm driving alone.

Good song.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2017 10:44 PM (Ri/rl)

165 Best driving songs is another category altogether. Harley Davidson has a series of CDs out with great driving songs on them I recommend highly.

Good driving songs will get you in trouble, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 10:45 PM (39g3+)

166 If I was going to be marooned on a desert island and I could only take one album with me, the only question would be which Bob Dylan album. And that would be a mighty tough question.

Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2017 10:45 PM (sdi6R)

167 presumably figuring dead secretaries don't matter.

You mean I have a chance in 2020 in spite of that dead intern?

Posted by: Mika's Boyfriend at July 18, 2017 10:45 PM (3C9q2)

168 If you or I did what he did, our asses would still be in prison.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 18, 2017 10:43 PM (+lVUW)

Posted by: DC Estabklishment Spokesperson at July 18, 2017 10:45 PM (gwPgz)

169 >>>Ted Kennedy was a fat, disgusting piece of shit who is hopefully as we speak being sodomized by the barbed cock of Satan.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 18, 2017 10:22 PM (0mRoj)<<<

Now, now. That's a horrible thing to say.

Don't be so mean to poor Satan. I'm sure he has some barbed wire wrapped pineapples, or sideways rusty chainsaws to use for the sodomizing.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July 18, 2017 10:46 PM (N6OCH)

170 lido always got me in trouble back in the day.

Yikes, I can't remember how sang it.

Posted by: Infidel at July 18, 2017 10:46 PM (gDoff)

171 For blood stirring awesomeness " O Fortuna" from Orff's Carmina Burana and the "Dies Irae" from Verdi's Manzoni Requiem.

Posted by: Tuna at July 18, 2017 10:46 PM (jm1YL)

172 165 Best driving songs is another category altogether. Harley Davidson has a series of CDs out with great driving songs on them I recommend highly.

Good driving songs will get you in trouble, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 10:45 PM (39g3+)

They do seem to have a strange effect on the accelerator.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 18, 2017 10:46 PM (0mRoj)

173 Carmina Burana, the whole piece, is really cool. O Fortuna is the best part but it has a lot of great stuff in it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 10:47 PM (39g3+)

174 What a nice ONT, MisHum. Thank you. I know that's a lot of work.

And it's funny, but someone quoted that Proverbs passage at me in the last few weeks. Wasn't you.

Posted by: bluebell at July 18, 2017 10:48 PM (sBOL1)

175 164; me too. and, i suck at it cause i'm really old. still remeber all the words though.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 10:48 PM (KP5rU)

176 best song ever, Fly Me to The Moon (Sinatra) or I'd Dreaming of a White Christmas (Cosby), or LEd Zeppelin, Immigrant Song

new topic

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2017 10:49 PM (0wem/)

177 >>In a sane world his corpse would be disinterred and dragged behind a car until there was nothing left.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

The friction might ignite that alcohol soaked corpse.

Posted by: Aviator at July 18, 2017 10:49 PM (/Nite)

178 By the way, chocolate milk brings back special memories of my Catholic school childhood. So as a Catholic, there was something special about going to communion on the first Friday of the month. Didn't know why, didn't care why. The important thing was that for a nickel each, after church we got a gazed doughnut and a chocolate milk.

i love chocolate milk and glazed doughnuts. And I love God for giving them to me.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 18, 2017 10:49 PM (+lVUW)

179 I've been trying to keep an entirely different proverb in mind lately 26:4.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 10:49 PM (39g3+)

180 Here's further evidence of why my decision to go into academia was idiotic: U of Illinois-Chicago is hiring for a position in German Studies. The person has to teach three advanced courses in German language and culture per year, coordinate for fourteen sections of basic learners, train and supervise ten TAs, and carry out similar supervisory duties for other graduate students.

Salary? $28,000 a year. In Chicago.

Posted by: T at July 18, 2017 10:49 PM (Vgw1E)

181 Best song ever should be obvious to this crowd.

Nessun Dorma. Puccini.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTFUM4Uh_6Y

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2017 10:50 PM (/tuJf)

182 Boz Skaggs.

Posted by: Infidel at July 18, 2017 10:50 PM (gDoff)

183 Carmina Burana, the whole piece, is really cool. O Fortuna is the best part but it has a lot of great stuff in it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July




O Fortuna is definitely the best part.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2017 10:50 PM (0wem/)

184
a pic of that back Boston shit heel.

I first read that as back bacon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2017 10:50 PM (IqV8l)

185 Ted kennedy, yeah there's an upstanding human. That blaoted bastard is probably the closest thing we ever had to a fat Roman senator.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 18, 2017 10:50 PM (aMlLZ)

186 If I was going to be marooned on a desert island and I could only take one album with me,.... Boston.

Posted by: tbodie at July 18, 2017 10:50 PM (4BGeF)

187
If you or I did what he did, our asses would be in prison.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 18, 2017 10:43 PM (+lVUW)

Deservedly so. What made him so special. What about eauality before the law? That is probably THE most important feature of a successful, prosperous society. The founders knew that, and explains all the contortions of constructing a divided, separation of powers type government, independent judiciary, chief executive, no titles of nobility, no kings and queens, no dictators etc etc etc ad infinitum ad nauseam

And WTF is wrong with the people of Massachusetts, then? Voter fraud maybe? I don't know. It is nuts. This is what is so bizarre. Out of (then) 250 million people, these fucksticks are the best we can come up with?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2017 10:50 PM (BifcO)

188
Best!
Song!
Evah!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGeEuyG_DIc

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July 18, 2017 10:51 PM (N6OCH)

189 Carmina Burana, the whole piece, is really cool. O Fortuna is the best part but it has a lot of great stuff in it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Monks, brandy, and women, as I recall.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2017 10:51 PM (OdK9v)

190 By the way, chocolate milk brings back special memories of my Catholic school childhood. So as a Catholic, there was something special about going to communion on the first Friday of the month. Didn't know why, didn't care why. The important thing was that for a nickel each, after church we got a gazed doughnut and a chocolate milk.

i love chocolate milk and glazed doughnuts. And I love God for giving them to me.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July




how does staring at a doughnut change it?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2017 10:51 PM (0wem/)

191 https://www.youtube.
com/watch?v=HQZBaJAngH8

Lido!

Posted by: Infidel at July 18, 2017 10:51 PM (gDoff)

192 Its hard to say Best Song Ever. Too many fit that category.

Anyway, its Otis Redding- "I've been loving you too long"

https://youtu.be/0vUc17A0SNY

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 18, 2017 10:52 PM (pY+s4)

193 First time I heard O, Fortuna was in Excalibur with the knights riding through the blooming trees, apple orchard I think. It really stayed with me and I always wanted to hear it again. Finally got the disc with the whole thing.

As usual, its better if you don't know the words, they're kinda dumb about a guy lamenting losing in gambling.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 10:52 PM (39g3+)

194
Here's further evidence of why my decision to go into academia was idiotic: U of Illinois-Chicago is hiring for a position in German Studies. The person has to teach three advanced courses in German language and culture per year, coordinate for fourteen sections of basic learners, train and supervise ten TAs, and carry out similar supervisory duties for other graduate students.

Salary? $28,000 a year. In Chicago.
Posted by: T at July 18, 2017 10:49 PM


What's tuition cost there?

Somebody's making some money...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2017 10:52 PM (IqV8l)

195 Bohemian Rhapsody is the greatest song ever. It has something for everyone no matter what genre of music you prefer.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 10:53 PM (IDPbH)

196 Best song to sing when completely loaded at the end of the party and all your buddies join in:

Rock and Roll Suicide

Posted by: Tonypete at July 18, 2017 10:53 PM (tr2D7)

197 boz skaggs. cool name. probably rickeys' brother.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 10:53 PM (KP5rU)

198 Radar Love.
Was a great for speeding tickets.

Posted by: Highway Patrol at July 18, 2017 10:53 PM (gjbJK)

199 >>>I first read that as Jesus Quintana. That creep can roll, man.

Eight year olds, Dude.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 10:54 PM (RrhD2)

200

Posted by: bluebell at July 18, 2017 10:48 PM (sBOL1)

Thanks Food Lady

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 18, 2017 10:54 PM (ZTRlp)

201 Salary? $28,000 a year. In Chicago.
Posted by: T at July 18, 2017 10:49 PM

That's insane. Tally all the hours you'd have to work and that's probably less than minimum wage.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 18, 2017 10:54 PM (0mRoj)

202 Hard to pick, most of the Magic Flute qualifies.

Posted by: George LeS at July 18, 2017 10:54 PM (+TcCF)

203 195 Bohemian Rhapsody is the greatest song ever. It has something for everyone no matter what genre of music you prefer.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 10:53 PM (IDPbH)

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Nope.

Posted by: The Polka King at July 18, 2017 10:54 PM (PXj2C)

204 Salary? $28,000 a year. In Chicago.

So do they mind that you sleep in a refrigerator carton under the bridge?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 10:55 PM (39g3+)

205 There is no best song ever. Period. Evah!

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 18, 2017 10:55 PM (lJW6d)

206 Milo is interviewed by NPR

https://youtu.be/kmQe1tWVBk8

I expected the interviewer to be a completely obtuse PITA but he manages not to be. NPR did not air the interview, so they were probably hoping to get a quote that could be twisted.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 18, 2017 10:55 PM (rnAwa)

207 Bravo, JackStraw.

Posted by: bluebell at July 18, 2017 10:55 PM (sBOL1)

208 Mary Jo Kopechne was before my time. When I read that name, I picture Dave Koechner as Champ Kind from Anchorman.

Posted by: Bite the hand that feeds me at July 18, 2017 10:56 PM (0m0zi)

209 But if you ask me, I like Thick As A Brick. Something for everyone in that 44 minute song.

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 18, 2017 10:56 PM (lJW6d)

210 >>That's insane. Tally all the hours you'd have to work and that's probably less than minimum wage.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy

How many coeds do you get to bang?

Posted by: Aviator at July 18, 2017 10:56 PM (/Nite)

211 >> Twosday ONT Compliance Pics


I love Twosdays. You do good work, man, and need to be thanked more (so's you'll keep at it!)

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 18, 2017 10:56 PM (8O3HH)

212 Posted by: The Polka King at July 18, 2017 10:54 PM (PXj2C)

I think there are a couple of lines that would fit the polka beat.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 10:56 PM (IDPbH)

213 204 Salary? $28,000 a year. In Chicago.

So do they mind that you sleep in a refrigerator carton under the bridge?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 10:55 PM (39g3+)

Now a German Diversity Officer would be rolling in the dough

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 18, 2017 10:56 PM (ZTRlp)

214 I generally don't care about how many scoops a president has, but WH Taft is pushing his luck.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 18, 2017 10:57 PM (rnAwa)

215 205; true. it's all a state of mind at the time you hear it. only thing i know, justin biebshit never did anything i've ever heard. fuckin baconator shithead. thanks, canada.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 10:58 PM (KP5rU)

216 Radar Love.
Was a great for speeding tickets.
Posted by: Highway Patrol at July 18, 2017 10:53 PM (gjbJK)

Can't drive 55 was better especially if you grew up in a state with no highway speed limit and then get hit with the 55 mph speed limit.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 18, 2017 10:58 PM (88gWW)

217 I recently read an article about Ken Burns's "Baseball." The series was 50% about the Negro Leagues. Burns, of course, portrayed Ty Cobb as a racist cracker, the villain of the series as opposed to Jackie Robinson the angel.

Except - Cobb came from an abolitionist family, a rarity in Georgia. Yes, Cobb fought with black people, but he also fought with whites. He had a hair-trigger temper and fought with a lot of guys (and it was much more socially acceptable in the early 20th century. Nobody thought to call the cops over a fistfight.)

When Robinson started playing Cobb said that blacks had the right to play major league baseball and praised Robinson as a player (not surprisingly, he liked Jackie's base stealing.) Yet, the article noted that Burns ignored that because furthering the stereotype of the mean racist Southern white guy was more important than being accurate.

Cobb certainly wasn't a warm, fuzzy guy. But he wasn't the monster he has been portrayed as being. And some SJW's have suggested tossing Cobb (considered one of the top 5 players ever) out of the HOF due to being a racist. Except that for his time and place, he wasn't one.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the first half of the season at July 18, 2017 10:58 PM (P8951)

218 https://www.bing.com/search?
q=sitting+on+the+dock+of+the+

baypc=MOZIform=MOZLBR

Probably one of my favs. Otis Redding. Take out the spaces.


Posted by: Infidel at July 18, 2017 10:58 PM (gDoff)

219 It is not as good as "Never Been Any Reason" by Head East, but no other song is.

Posted by: tbodie

I love Head East. I love that song, too!!

Posted by: booknlass at July 18, 2017 10:58 PM (6Xf+s)

220 Radar Love.
Was a great for speeding tickets.
Posted by: Highway Patrol at July 18, 2017 10:53 PM (gjbJK)

=======


REO....Back on the Road Again. Guaranteed pedal pusher.

Posted by: GOULD at July 18, 2017 10:59 PM (vj/UE)

221 When I was about five, I had a copy of Johnny Horton's The Battle of New Orleans on 45, I played it a lot. I mean a whole lot apparently. My older brother broke it in half. Did I mention I played it a lot?

This reminds me, when Brian Wilson was in his wear pajamas everwhere phase, his children mentioned in an interview he would play "Be My Baby" by the Ronettes at least 100 times a day. Every day. I guess they couldn't get away with breaking it in half like my brother. He thought that was the "best" song.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2017 10:59 PM (BifcO)

222 Some of my musical favorites:

Theme of the first movement of Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1 in B F!at Major

Johan Sebastian Bach
- Prelude No. 1 from Well Tempered Klavier Book 1*
- Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring
- Air On a G String
- Sleepers Awake a Voice Is Calling

Beethoven's Fur Elise

2nd movment of Rodrigo's Concerto de Aranjuez

I know, they're all war horses but there is a reason they're so famous.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 18, 2017 10:59 PM (Nwg0u)

223 That burger looks tasty but is it clean?

http://tinyurl.com/y9g8s25r

Posted by: geoffb5 at July 18, 2017 10:59 PM (d3wbb)

224 Classic Road Tuneage sure can get you motoring along a wee to swiftly for Officer Friendly's LIDAR gun.

But, there is an even higher aspiration to Road Music, which is in a class of it's own.

Tunes that'll make you pull over and stop, so you can tune the world and the road out, and just simply absorb every note and nuance of the music.

Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue, is one such for me.

And before FM radio played it into the ground, so was Disturbed's recent remake of Sound of Silence. Well, the first six or eight times it was on the air, that is.

And finally, if it's a perfect and powerfully rendered version Oh Holy Night. Transcendent, that.

What tunes stop your wheels, Horde?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at July 18, 2017 10:59 PM (v5iqM)

225 Yeah someone needs to do a film rehabilitating Cobb's reputation. He was mean and cantankerous but not evil like he's been shown as. He was no more bigoted than any other player of the time, perhaps less so.

And man, could that guy play baseball.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 11:00 PM (39g3+)

226 Here's further evidence of why my decision to go into academia was idiotic: U of Illinois-Chicago is hiring for a position in German Studies. The person has to teach three advanced courses in German language and culture per year, coordinate for fourteen sections of basic learners, train and supervise ten TAs, and carry out similar supervisory duties for other graduate students.

Salary? $28,000 a year. In Chicago.

Posted by: T at July 18, 2017 10:49 PM (Vgw1E)


I was supposed to go to Devry out of high school. The starting salaries for that degree was 10K a year at the time. You could make that pumping gas back then. I said you know what, fuck it. not happening.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 18, 2017 11:00 PM (aMlLZ)

227 >>Bravo, JackStraw.

Beautiful, isn't it?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2017 11:00 PM (/tuJf)

228 How Much Is A Ticket Back To Georgia?

Oh, about $250 bucks give or take.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2017 11:00 PM (BifcO)

229 216 Radar Love.
Was a great for speeding tickets.
Posted by: Highway Patrol at July 18, 2017 10:53 PM (gjbJK)

Yep. A few months ago when I was on the freeway, "Radar Love" came on and I found myself going quite a bit faster than usual. But I wasn't caught.

"Running Down the Dream" by Tom Petty and "LA Woman" can also cause you to suddenly develop leadfoot.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the first half of the season at July 18, 2017 11:01 PM (P8951)

230 205; true. it's all a state of mind at the time you hear it. only thing i know, justin biebshit never did anything i've ever heard. fuckin baconator shithead. thanks, canada.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July




well, there are lots of songs that are definitely not the greatest song ever written.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2017 11:01 PM (0wem/)

231
It is not as good as "Never Been Any Reason" by Head East, but no other song is.

Mmmmmmmmmm, pancakes.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at July 18, 2017 11:01 PM (IqV8l)

232 Carmina Burana, the whole piece, is really cool. O Fortuna is the best part but it has a lot of great stuff in it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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I agree. That is a piece that must be heard live. It's riveting,but isn't it pagan?

The sound and beat and rhythm sounds primitive to me.

Correct me if I'm wrong. Feel free to.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 18, 2017 11:02 PM (Rsi2C)

233 What tunes stop your wheels, Horde?

Yes, Awaken

https://youtu.be/98-iBpbEbNk

its a great song that gets better and better until you have to just stop and take it all in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 11:02 PM (39g3+)

234 The Earth sent a gold record into deep space (Voyager 1977). On that record, Johnny B. Goode. Therefore, Johnny B. Goode is the greatest song of all time.

OF ALL TIME!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2017 11:02 PM (JO9+V)

235 219; saw them once. played that one. damn straight up kick ass. the babes there loved it. pure crazy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 11:02 PM (KP5rU)

236 I'm not sure I can identify the best song in the world, but I have certainly heard a tribute to the best song in the world...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 18, 2017 11:03 PM (tUt1/)

237 Ibguy--thank you for your updates about Joyce. So heartwarming! I will continue to pray.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 18, 2017 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

238 I used to take my daughter to choir practice, and one year they did the Hallelujah Chorus. I volunteered as one of three guys who sang the bass part. I've got to tell you, as powerful as it is to hear it, it is ten times that to actually sing it.

Posted by: Toad-O at July 18, 2017 11:03 PM (cct0t)

239 Space Truckin'

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2017 11:04 PM (IqV8l)

240 Beautiful, isn't it?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2017 11:00 PM (/tuJf)
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It is. I like the version with Carreras, Domingo, and Pavarotti. All of them giving it their all.

Posted by: bluebell at July 18, 2017 11:04 PM (sBOL1)

241 That is a piece that must be heard live. It's riveting,but isn't it pagan?

Its a medieval Italian series of songs, troubadour stuff. Carl Orff turned them into into a classical group of songs and legend was born, you can bet the troubadours never sounded like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 11:04 PM (39g3+)

242 Theme song to Johnny Quest.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 18, 2017 11:05 PM (88gWW)

243 It is inexplicable that he didn't report it till the next day.

IIRC Ted didn't report it at all. A fisherman saw the car underwater. I may be wrong.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 18, 2017 11:05 PM (+lVUW)

244 I can't talk about music favorites in this respectable establishment. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 18, 2017 11:05 PM (aMlLZ)

245 My auntie left a 1966 Magnavox console with collaro changer, for some bizarre reason I still have it. Along with a decent collection of 50's and 60's classical.

One album has On the Steppes of Central Asia by Borodin, I think, and another great tune by Profkiev. Really well done.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2017 11:06 PM (BifcO)

246 >>>That's insane. Tally all the hours you'd have to work and that's probably less than minimum wage.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 18, 2017 10:54 PM (0mRoj)

My best guess would be 55-60 hours a week on average, and that's not allowing for the blizzard of work at semester's end. It's so horrendous that the blogger reporting it speculated the university administration was actually trying to get rid of the field for whatever reason.

Posted by: T at July 18, 2017 11:06 PM (Vgw1E)

247 229; la woman is another one. almost historical today. still love it today. wonder if morrison had a clue what he really laid down on that one.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 11:06 PM (KP5rU)

248 I've got to tell you, as powerful as it is to hear it, it is ten times that to actually sing it.

I think that might be the difference. Its one thing to hear it, and be forced to your feet by the glory and wonder of it but... to sing it. That's another thing entirely, to be there part of the chorus.

King of kings and Lord of lords.

why can't I live better with that in my mind?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 11:06 PM (39g3+)

249 I can't talk about music favorites in this respectable establishment. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 18, 2017 11:05 PM (aMlLZ)
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"Respectable establishment?"

You sure you're in the right place?

Posted by: bluebell at July 18, 2017 11:06 PM (sBOL1)

250 Posted by: booknlass at July 18, 2017 10:58 PM (6Xf+s)

*fistbump*

Posted by: tbodie at July 18, 2017 11:06 PM (4BGeF)

251 "We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots."
That was the comment of Twitter user Bilal Farooqui who this afternoon surprised the social network with a bizarre image: a robot which "commited suicide" by drowning itself in a public fountain.

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I don't know why this has me lmao.

It just does.

Posted by: SMFH at July 18, 2017 11:06 PM (s5Kql)

252 234 The Earth sent a gold record into deep space (Voyager 1977). On that record, Johnny B. Goode. Therefore, Johnny B. Goode is the greatest song of all time.

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Streisand's "The Way We Were" would have discouraged an alien invasion but on the other hand, we might have been Alderaaned by a civilization that had both technological prowess and taste.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2017 11:06 PM (PXj2C)

253 For the military minded folks here I recommend Queensryche's American Soldier album. Its powerful stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 11:07 PM (39g3+)

254 244; uh, yeah, you can. it's part of culture now, man!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 11:08 PM (KP5rU)

255 I don't know why this has me lmao.

It just does.
Posted by: SMFH at July




well this is barely even news. years ago, when Three Mile Island was a thing, they were going to send some robot into the main building to survey the damage. Right before they sent it in it smashed itself to pieces.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2017 11:08 PM (0wem/)

256 "It is inexplicable that he didn't report it till the next day."

He reported it immediately. Oh you mean to the police he got to that later through us.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Lawyers at July 18, 2017 11:08 PM (gjbJK)

257 Theme to Johnny Quest was pretty good. I'm told it is very difficult to play in parts, practically impossible.

Another theme era that I like - it's not "real", but I like Herb Albert now and then. And the soundtrack to The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly. Morricone is a genius.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2017 11:09 PM (BifcO)

258 253 For the military minded folks here I recommend Queensryche's American Soldier album. Its powerful stuff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 11:07 PM (39g3+)

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Thanks

Posted by: SMFH at July 18, 2017 11:09 PM (s5Kql)

259 Streisand's "The Way We Were" would have discouraged an alien invasion but on the other hand, we might have been Alderaaned by a civilization that had both technological prowess and taste.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July




well, hard to make that they would be wrong.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2017 11:09 PM (0wem/)

260 >>It is. I like the version with Carreras, Domingo, and Pavarotti. All of them giving it their all.

I'm partial to Pavarotti. Not that version but limits of youtube and my willingness to search.

Best songs are the ones that aren't just great to listen to but tell a great story.

Like this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sUXMzkh-jI

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2017 11:09 PM (/tuJf)

261
Voyager I is still communicating. As of July 1, it was 139 AU from the Sun.

It passed through the heliopause back in 2012 or so, but still hasn't reached the Oort Cloud. It will take it about 300 years to get there.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 18, 2017 11:09 PM (8O3HH)

262 " Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring"

I just love that piece.

Bach is the retort to people who think great artists have to be anti-religious and anti- bourgeois and being disturbing and "edgy" and offensive is far more important than creating beauty.

Bach was thoroughly middle class (in fact, he struggled financially) a family man with a zillion kids, who was devoted to his church and creating beauty to honor God.

It was the Romantic era that led to the artist = rebel who is not answerable to conventional mores.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the first half of the season at July 18, 2017 11:09 PM (P8951)

263
I like the version with Carreras, Domingo, and Pavarotti.

I had one of those when I ate lunch with David Brooks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2017 11:09 PM (IqV8l)

264 *Mmmmmmmmmm, pancakes.
Posted by: Homer Simpson at July 18, 2017 11:01 PM (IqV8l)*

Good one.

Posted by: tbodie at July 18, 2017 11:09 PM (4BGeF)

265 Favorite song changes all the time for me. Sometimes I'll play a song over and over, next day I don't want to hear it.

If I had to choose one album before going to a desert island, I wouldn't choose anything. My brain is like a radio anyway, it's always re-playing various things to the point where concentration is difficult. Not sure why I'm telling you this.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 18, 2017 11:10 PM (MZcWR)

266 186 If I was going to be marooned on a desert island and I could only take one album with me,.... Boston.
Posted by: tbodie at July 18, 2017 10:50 PM (4BGeF)


I liked that album when it came out and I bought it, but good Lord, I can think of a hundred albums better than that one.

This one, for instance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu1GuGXGvyE

Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2017 11:10 PM (sdi6R)

267 well this is barely even news. years ago, when Three Mile Island was a thing, they were going to send some robot into the main building to survey the damage. Right before they sent it in it smashed itself to pieces.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2017 11:08 PM (0wem/)

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lol

Posted by: SMFH at July 18, 2017 11:10 PM (s5Kql)

268 Teddy was reported to have made numerous phone calls, from a phone booth, none of which were to police. Surely they are recorded somewhere. Would be interesting to hear those. He walked by a house, they were home and had the light on, but then later (he claimed?) he swam across the river etc etc. What a chuck.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2017 11:11 PM (BifcO)

269 Yeah, you just buttfucked an underaged male intern. You're a real goddamn hero.

We give out medals for that. Meritorious Service, etc.

Posted by: Demoncrats at July 18, 2017 11:12 PM (pszv/)

270 I just remember Mash with Radar being given advice how to talk to a nurse regard to her love of classical music.

Ah Bach.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 11:12 PM (IDPbH)

271 Any Teddy Kennedy thread must give a nod to Iowahawk- It Is Finally Time To Exit The Oldsmobile

http://tinyurl.com/mlaht8

Ted Kennedy- rat bastard

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at July 18, 2017 11:12 PM (2egm4)

272 Well, there are functional ethical systems that don't require the existence of a deity.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 18, 2017 10:40 PM (0mRoj)


Robespierre had one, and strove mightily to enforce it.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2017 11:12 PM (mkDpn)

273 https://youtu.be/CSbImFVX39k

One of my favorite driving songs. Marshall Tucker Band-Take the Highway

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 18, 2017 11:13 PM (pY+s4)

274 They shouldn't have programmed that robot with Asimov robot laws.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2017 11:13 PM (IqV8l)

275 There are a couple of songs that get my leadfoot pushing down. This is one.

Sweet Little Lisa by Dave Edmunds

http://tinyurl.com/ycvqdqro

Posted by: geoffb5 at July 18, 2017 11:13 PM (d3wbb)

276 I don't know if it qualifies as the best song evah, but I've always enjoyed Pachelbel's Canon in D Major.

Some goofball named David Crawford did a humorous rendition of it (I think it's called Pachelbel Bedtime) in which he sings about the struggles of parenting that I always listen to on Father's Day and it gets me a little teary-eyed thinking about my daughter growing up on me.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 18, 2017 11:13 PM (tUt1/)

277 Wouldn't the greatest song have to be something by Slim Whitman?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 18, 2017 11:13 PM (Lqy/e)

278 My guess is he called family first, then lawyers on their advice. Then he went to a bar and drank a lot. Then eventually, the cops. They were all too willing to work with this delay though and help save him from his evil. As always.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 11:13 PM (39g3+)

279 "We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots."
That was the comment of Twitter user Bilal Farooqui who this afternoon surprised the social network with a bizarre image: a robot which "commited suicide" by drowning itself in a public fountain.

---

I don't know why this has me lmao.

It just does.
Posted by: SMFH at July 18, 2017 11:06 PM (s5Kql)


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They are smart enough to know what kind of fcuked up World they would be living in.

Posted by: GOULD at July 18, 2017 11:14 PM (vj/UE)

280 >>>What's tuition cost there?

Somebody's making some money...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2017 10:52 PM (IqV8l)


Per a quick Google search, $13-26,000 a year depending on if you're in-state, plus about another $16k in room and board, etc. Not the worst I've heard of, but to pay instructors that little, there's clearly a screw loose somewhere.

Posted by: T at July 18, 2017 11:14 PM (Vgw1E)

281 If I had to choose one album before going to a desert island,

Probably KBDA-Bears Greatest ONT Hits.

What, we can't take photo albums?

Posted by: t-bird at July 18, 2017 11:15 PM (zEjuG)

282 The Earth sent a gold record into deep space (Voyager 1977). On that record, Johnny B. Goode. Therefore, Johnny B. Goode is the greatest song of all time.

OF ALL TIME!


Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2017 11:02 PM (JO9+V)


Trivia- That was the first song my father taught me on guitar. My father played in bands in the 50's, so it was like his metallica. Chuck berry was a bad ass, although by the time I started playing it was just some 50's crap. Once I got older and wiser did I understand. He basically, in guitar player terms, spanked that fucking plank. It was pretty aggressive stuff for the time. Gibson into loud amps, yeah he was ahead of his time.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 18, 2017 11:15 PM (aMlLZ)

283 What is your suggestion?

When the levee breaks

Or

Dogs

Or

One of the early Rush songs; hard to pick.

And that's not even venturing beyond classic rock.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 18, 2017 11:15 PM (tbOMB)

284 Paul Joseph Watson is the shit. Just fantastic stuff, every time I see it.

That is all.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, pointing and laughing. at July 18, 2017 11:15 PM (1aMQH)

285 151 -- Ain't that the truth. I lost my temper on FB the other day and pointed out to some freaking idiot that the KKK was the militant arm of the Democrat party and had absolutely nothing to do with the Republican party. Never heard a word back.

Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at July 18, 2017 11:15 PM (lMsBz)

286 Military youtubes seem to love AC/DC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qvITpjoiXM

Posted by: X-ray at July 18, 2017 11:15 PM (gjbJK)

287 I like the story of how The Lion of the Senate was sent out to play ball on the beach while the grown ups huddled to try to save his miserable career.

What a pathetic piece of shit he was. Even by Kennedy standards.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2017 11:15 PM (PXj2C)

288 Drive to "Under My Wheels"

https://youtu.be/pbWE-j9WGoQ?list=RDpbWE-j9WGoQ

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2017 11:16 PM (IqV8l)

289 169 >>>Ted Kennedy was a fat, disgusting piece of shit who is hopefully as we speak being sodomized by the barbed cock of Satan.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 18, 2017 10:22 PM (0mRoj)

Now, now. That's a horrible thing to say.

Don't be so mean to poor Satan. I'm sure he has some barbed wire wrapped pineapples, or sideways rusty chainsaws to use for the sodomizing.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin


Even Satan has higher standards than Massachusetts democrats.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 18, 2017 11:17 PM (+lVUW)

290 277 Wouldn't the greatest song have to be something by Slim Whitman?
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 18, 2017 11:13 PM (Lqy/e)

Box Car Willie, says not so fast.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 18, 2017 11:17 PM (ZTRlp)

291 286 Military youtubes seem to love AC/DC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qvITpjoiXM
Posted by: X-ray at July 18, 2017 11:15 PM (gjbJK)

---

So does the Raider Nation.

Especially Back in Black.

Posted by: SMFH at July 18, 2017 11:17 PM (s5Kql)

292 I've must have listened to 10,000 Maniacs Our Garden of Eden cd over a couple of hundred hours. That's the cd I play when I paint.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 11:17 PM (IDPbH)

293 I cannot recall who said it, and Google has it pretty well buried but in one of their semi-annual lovefests for Ted Kennedy, some prominent Democrat quipped "if Mary Jo Kopechne were alive today, she'd thank Ted Kennedy" for being such a staunch fighter for 'women's rights' (aka abortion).

The gall that it takes to even think about saying that, let alone stating it out loud, in public, let alone on the record, on a microphone blows my mind.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 11:18 PM (39g3+)

294 My vote for best song: Mrs. Robinson by Simon and Garfunkel

"Laugh about it, shout about it
When you have to choose.
Anyway you look at it,
You lose..."

Posted by: F. Lee Bailout at July 18, 2017 11:18 PM (yhjJ1)

295 Rush - Red Barchetta. Great Driving song.

Rush-The Analog Kid. Underrated Great Driving song.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 18, 2017 11:18 PM (pY+s4)

296
When you have some spare time, Mark Steyn: The biggest issue of our time.

----

I'm tired of you people ridiculing me for the future generation I left to die in sheets of kleenex.

The fact is, I had a kid. I did my duty. I did my part to save Western civilization. And nobody can take that away from me.

It still counts if Child Protective Services takes your kid away, right?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 18, 2017 11:18 PM (ZcsGl)

297 277 Wouldn't the greatest song have to be something by Slim Whitman?
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 18, 2017 11:13 PM (Lqy/e)

David Allen coe.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2017 11:19 PM (Ri/rl)

298 Nope, not In the Garden of Eden. Ina Gadda Da Vida. I've got the complete version, not the chopped down one they played on the radio.

Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at July 18, 2017 11:19 PM (lMsBz)

299
The Pioneer probe plaques are full of H8, I just realized. They show an image of a man and woman. And a diagram of our solar system, with the relative position of the Sun to the galactic center and 14 prominent pulsars.

So only two genders. It's terrible, I know.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 18, 2017 11:19 PM (8O3HH)

300 I've always wanted to put together a collection of one hit wonders and/or specially good tunes. For just one example off the top of my head - "I Can Help" by Billy Swan. You could put a gun to my head and I couldn't name another song he wrote. But I like that one. There's quite a few songs like that, I don't want to hear it too often, but a collection of one hit wonders and the like would be fun.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2017 11:19 PM (BifcO)

301 @111 Thanks, CBD. Love your posts.

Posted by: Johnny at July 18, 2017 11:19 PM (pJaW6)

302 282: berserker, metal always reminds me of a nitro fueled funny car blowing through the traps at 335 m.p.h. on fire, with the body blowing off. either you get it, or, you don't. fast, loud, intense. not for pajama folks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 11:19 PM (KP5rU)

303 Do that to me one more time

Posted by: Fox2! at July 18, 2017 11:20 PM (8yZ+3)

304 This is the other one.

Reo Speedwagon - Roll With the Changes

http://tinyurl.com/yd58oyzq

Posted by: geoffb5 at July 18, 2017 11:20 PM (d3wbb)

305 Nope, not In the Garden of Eden. Ina Gadda Da Vida.

Old Simpsons Joke. Bart swaps the organist's hymn book out for Ina Gadda Da Vida, the song is supposed to be "In the Garden of Eden"

Pretty fun gag.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 11:20 PM (39g3+)

306 The gag

https://youtu.be/qSCUhqsy4Nk

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 11:21 PM (39g3+)

307 298 Nope, not In the Garden of Eden. Ina Gadda Da Vida. I've got the complete version, not the chopped down one they played on the radio.
Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at July 18, 2017 11:19 PM (lMsBz)

The very first LP i ever purchased.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 18, 2017 11:21 PM (ZTRlp)

308 188
Best!
Song!
Evah!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGeEuyG_DIc

My son lipsynched to this when he was about 15. Oh man. it was so funny.
he did it with an entire church youth group.

Posted by: booknlass at July 18, 2017 11:21 PM (6Xf+s)

309 292 I've must have listened to 10,000 Maniacs Our Garden of Eden cd over a couple of hundred hours. That's the cd I play when I paint.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 11:17 PM (IDPbH)


That's a great album, but "The Wishing Chair" is my favorite of theirs.

Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2017 11:22 PM (sdi6R)

310 David Allen Coe


I thought a good friend of his, Steve Goodman, wrote the perfect country and western song?

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 18, 2017 11:22 PM (tUt1/)

311 305; i was waiting. thanks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 11:23 PM (KP5rU)

312 M is for mudflaps she gave me
O is for the oil I put on my hair
T is for T-bird
H is for Haggard
E is for Egg
R is for ?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2017 11:23 PM (BifcO)

313 First album I ever bought was Tales of Mystery and Imagination, Alan Parsons Project. Mom was mad, she wanted me to buy clothes. I got a shirt and an album.

Never regretted the decision.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 11:23 PM (39g3+)

314 Best song- Doobie Brothers, Listen to the Music. No? Blue Oyster Cult, Dont Fear the Reaper. No? Tears for Fears, Everybody Wants to Rule the World. No? NO? Where is the fainting couch?

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at July 18, 2017 11:24 PM (2egm4)

315 my first concert: Head East and REO

ended up seeing REO four times.

I love Keep Pushin' on.

Another amazing contender for best song evah:

Echoes. by the pinkus floydus.

Posted by: booknlass at July 18, 2017 11:24 PM (6Xf+s)

316 Paul Joseph Watson is the shit. Just fantastic stuff, every time I see it.

Agree. He's fun. Needs to open his eyes, though, when he's reading (? or maybe just speaking).

Posted by: t-bird at July 18, 2017 11:25 PM (OBJWS)

317 For listening to it so much I should get the title right.

Our Time in Eden

Sheesh

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 11:25 PM (IDPbH)

318 Great Driving song; Telegraph Road - Dire Straits. Its 14 minutes long (live version). The studio is around 12 I think. They go fast though. Great song.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 18, 2017 11:25 PM (pY+s4)

319 His wife's name is betty lou thelma liz...

Ray Hubbard wrote the best country song. "Up Against The Wall", Jerry Jeff Walker did a grest version. Fun as hell to play, because everyone laughs their ass off.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2017 11:25 PM (BifcO)

320 "Russia was our number one geopolitical foe, think we were a little off there."

Only a little. China is #1. Russia is #2.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 18, 2017 11:25 PM (w+Jhj)

321 >>>This is the other one.
Reo Speedwagon - Roll With the Changes
http://tinyurl.com/yd58oyzq
Posted by: geoffb5 at July 18, 2017 11:20 PM (d3wbb)<<<




This was playing on the radio just as I was arriving at work today, and just as I was leaving. Just in time to kick off the 45 39 minute ride home. Thanks REO Speedwagon.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July 18, 2017 11:26 PM (N6OCH)

322 first album I ever owned was given to me by my oldest brother: Summertime Dream by Gordon Lightfoot. Great album, start to finish. Some of Lightfoot's earliest stuff is that earnest folky stuff that makes you want to John Belushi his guitar in the stairwell but he grew.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 11:26 PM (39g3+)

323 oh wait, Somebody to Love might be the best song ever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2017 11:27 PM (0wem/)

324 When you have some spare time, Mark Steyn: The biggest issue of our time.

*takes another look at Russian mail-order brides catalog*

Posted by: t-bird at July 18, 2017 11:27 PM (pszv/)

325 320; our own congress and senate are our greatest geopolitical foes. quoted for accuracy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 11:27 PM (KP5rU)

326 and well-wishes for my sister and our family.
Posted by: ibguy at July 18, 2017 10:07

Prayers up from here ibguy. Best to Joyce.

Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2017 11:28 PM (yJ1e6)

327 Anybody who's listening to the Renaissance album I linked earlier should be getting to "Carpet of the Sun" right about now.

Good, eh?

Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2017 11:28 PM (sdi6R)

328

Wir fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2017 11:28 PM (IqV8l)

329 Best Song? Instrumental. "The Rock" by The Who.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 18, 2017 11:28 PM (w+Jhj)

330 I'll tell what ain't the best song, anything by fucking U2.

I have an iPhone, and those bastards installed an album on it with some faggots on the cover. Couldn't believe it. Barky McFuckstick had to have been behind it.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2017 11:29 PM (BifcO)

331 First concert was Van Halen 5150.

I'll take my Big Wheel and get off everyone's lawn.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 18, 2017 11:29 PM (89T5c)

332 yes rickl, that album is the shit. truly magnificent. thanks for turning me on to it!

Posted by: booknlass at July 18, 2017 11:29 PM (6Xf+s)

333 berserker, metal always reminds me of a nitro fueled funny car blowing through the traps at 335 m.p.h. on fire, with the body blowing off. either you get it, or, you don't. fast, loud, intense. not for pajama folks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 11:19 PM (KP5rU)


That's exactly what it is, but there are a couple sub genres that I don't even care for because even I don't "get it". There are some bands where the singer screams every word like he's getting a telephone pole pounded in his ass by a funny car while the guitar player noodles away like he did 1000 bong hits. I can't handle that shit. Oh, and uh..hair metal. Fuck those guys in particular.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 18, 2017 11:29 PM (aMlLZ)

334 Wouldn't the greatest song have to be something by Slim Whitman?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 18, 2017 11:13 PM (Lqy/e)



Box Car Willie, says not so fast.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 18, 2017 11:17 PM (ZTRlp)

Gheorghe Zamfir says let's draw straws.


Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2017 11:29 PM (JO9+V)

335 Best song of all time is Happy Birthday.

It's made 50 million in residuals.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 11:30 PM (IDPbH)

336 Queensryche: song about being apart from loved ones and what its like at home for them

https://youtu.be/3JBqg9-KpQw

That's lead singer Geoff Tate's daughter singing, she was 10 at the time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 11:30 PM (39g3+)

337
Russia was our number one geopolitical foe

Yes, we need mo foe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2017 11:30 PM (IqV8l)

338 310 David Allen Coe


I thought a good friend of his, Steve Goodman, wrote the perfect country and western song?
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 18, 2017 11:22 PM (tUt1/)

I don't know who Steve Goodman is. What song?

I don't listen to country. My friends do. They liked David Allan Coe. His songs were filthy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2017 11:30 PM (Ri/rl)

339 Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2017 11:29 PM (JO9+V)


***SNORTS***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 18, 2017 11:31 PM (ZTRlp)

340 Concur on Roll With the Changes. REO

And Dire Straits pretty well defines the entire genre of Road Music, come to think of it.

Throw in some Steve Winwood, all the way back to Traffic.

Stuff like this makes driving from gas tank to gas tank, a not so painful undertaking.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 18, 2017 11:31 PM (v5iqM)

341 I thought a good friend of his, Steve Goodman, wrote the perfect country and western song?
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 18, 2017 11:22 PM (tUt1/)

He did.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 18, 2017 11:32 PM (ZTRlp)

342 331 First concert was Van Halen 5150.

I'll take my Big Wheel and get off everyone's lawn.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 18, 2017 11:29 PM (89T5c)

I saw Van Halen in 83. Get off my lawn. I was at the US festival.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2017 11:32 PM (Ri/rl)

343 Whoops wrong song, this is the one with his daughter singing.

https://youtu.be/sCeQU1WCd_A

The interviews are with military men that Tate traveled around with and talked to while working on the album.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 11:32 PM (39g3+)

344 "204 Salary? $28,000 a year. In Chicago. "

There's an actual reason it's so low - it's because the person who holds that job is expected to be a trust fund baby, a representative of some Old Family building up their Social Cred, or the spouse of some high dollar financial trader, also building up social cred.

Those jobs are not meant for "ordinary" people. They are meant for wealthy people who really don't need the money but who see great value in virtue signaling their bona fides to all the other rich people.

And that's why education today is such an inexorably liberal profession.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2017 11:32 PM (V2Yro)

345 330; barbed cock of satan, u2. how dare those assholes trash the name of a great airplane. fuckin assholes. can't sing, can't play. make neil young sound like some kind of philharmonic or some shit. pretentious shitbirds.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 11:32 PM (KP5rU)

346 Best song is "Barack Hussein Obama Mmm...Mmm...Mmm"!

Posted by: Your Kids' School at July 18, 2017 11:33 PM (zEjuG)

347 well, this is not the greatest song ever but it always gives me a stupid smile.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEubbpULr9Q

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2017 11:33 PM (0wem/)

348 Wouldn't the greatest song have to be something by Slim Whitman?
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 18, 2017 11:13 PM (Lqy/e)

David Allen coe.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2017 11:19

LOL, you folks are all about my growing up yrs. That's awesome CaliGirl.

Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2017 11:34 PM (yJ1e6)

349 I loves me some rock and roll, but the old country stars were where it's at. Marty Robbins was excellent, none of these asshats today can sing worth a damn. Tennessee Ernie Ford had a set of pipes. All the "guys" sound like they have their balls clinched in a vise, all the chicks sing with this weird, affected breathy style. And then, there's auto-tune.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2017 11:34 PM (BifcO)

350 .... I like U2 :/

If I had to personally like the performers of all the songs I enjoyed my music catalog would be very tiny indeed. I prefer not to know anything about them, personally. Some of those guys that wrote classical music were real scumbags, but the music...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 11:34 PM (39g3+)

351 they also worked with david allen coe.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2017 11:34 PM (0wem/)

352 "Song for America" - Kansas. Greatest Prog Rock Song.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2017 11:34 PM (V2Yro)

353 Motley Crue's Dr Feelgood concert in Hawaii in 1990 thereabouts.

In retaliation, I dragged him to Boyz @ Me, TLC, and MC Hammer in 1992.

Posted by: SMFH at July 18, 2017 11:35 PM (s5Kql)

354
Wouldn't the greatest song have to be something by Slim Whitman?

Sold more than Elvis or The Beatles!!

Posted by: Late night record commercial at July 18, 2017 11:35 PM (IqV8l)

355 333: preaching to choir, man when it's good, it's good.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 11:35 PM (KP5rU)

356 Boyz 2 Men

wtf

Posted by: SMFH at July 18, 2017 11:35 PM (s5Kql)

357 345 330; barbed cock of satan, u2. how dare those assholes trash the name of a great airplane. fuckin assholes. can't sing, can't play. make neil young sound like some kind of philharmonic or some shit. pretentious shitbirds.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 11:32 PM (KP5rU)

Heh.

Posted by: tbodie at July 18, 2017 11:36 PM (4BGeF)

358 352: I love Kansas. Great band.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 18, 2017 11:36 PM (pY+s4)

359 you know, "A Day in the Life" is pretty monumental in its way.

Posted by: booknlass at July 18, 2017 11:36 PM (6Xf+s)

360 347 well, this is not the greatest song ever but it always gives me a stupid smile.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEubbpULr9Q
Posted by: yankeefifth


Pretty sure you meant to link this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 18, 2017 11:36 PM (tbOMB)

361 354
Wouldn't the greatest song have to be something by Slim Whitman?

Sold more than Elvis or The Beatles!!
Posted by: Late night record commercial



Also seen during Saturday morning cartoons!

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 18, 2017 11:37 PM (pY+s4)

362 Boyz 2 Men

wtf
Posted by: SMFH at July




no shit. he must have meant nsync

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2017 11:37 PM (0wem/)

363 Steve Goodman wrote Arlo Guthries hit "City of New Orleans" I think it's called.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2017 11:38 PM (BifcO)

364 "Can't drive 55 was better especially if you grew up in a state with no
highway speed limit and then get hit with the 55 mph speed limit."

Ah, the wonderful double nickel.

A facially unconstitutional measure, enacted under a Republican president, which then survived through 14 years of successor Republican administrations without being touched, until a sleazy horndog Democrat finally ended up signing the repeal.

And the establishment GOP wonder why enthusiasm for them so dramatically waxes and wanes.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 18, 2017 11:38 PM (ujwCG)

365 well, this is not the greatest song ever but it always gives me a stupid smile.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEubbpULr9Q
Posted by: yankeefifth


Pretty sure you meant to link this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


No, he meant this

https://youtu.be/dGu6v2OjW8s

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 11:38 PM (39g3+)

366 First album I ever bought with my own money was "Let's All Sing with Alvin and the Chipmunks" on red vinyl. I was 10.

http://tinyurl.com/y6umsb6o

Posted by: geoffb5 at July 18, 2017 11:38 PM (d3wbb)

367 you know, "A Day in the Life" is pretty monumental in its way.


Posted by: booknlass at July 18, 2017 11:36 PM


Yeah, it is. Have you heard Cheap Trick's version? Pretty impressive.

Posted by: otho at July 18, 2017 11:39 PM (lmIoG)

368 Ted Kennedy - Sea Lion of the Senate

Posted by: mindful webworker - in the lunar lander at July 18, 2017 11:39 PM (5fXFG)

369
And the establishment GOP wonder why enthusiasm for them so dramatically waxes and wanes.

Q: Are they not men?
A: They are the Washington Generals

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2017 11:39 PM (IqV8l)

370 Cheap Trick does some killer covers. That's really the best part of a lot of concerts: the covers they slip in of songs they love but never get on any recording.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 11:39 PM (39g3+)

371 don't like u2. what can i say. not real crazy about the beatles either. so, take away my birthday.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 11:40 PM (KP5rU)

372 370; nothing wrong with cheap trick.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 11:41 PM (KP5rU)

373 Sea lions are cute.

That fat fuck wasn't.

Kennedy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfggccwQrcY

Posted by: SMFH at July 18, 2017 11:41 PM (s5Kql)

374 I don't know who Steve Goodman is. What song?

I don't listen to country. My friends do. They liked David Allan Coe. His songs were filthy.



That was a kinda, sorta funny.

In David Allen Coe's "You Never Even Called Me By My Name", he alludes to the fact that his "good friend Steve Goodman" sent him that song and claimed it was the perfect country and western song.

I was just being silly.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 18, 2017 11:41 PM (tUt1/)

375 368 Ted Kennedy - Sea Lion of the Senate
Posted by: mindful webworker - in the lunar lander at July 18, 2017 11:39 PM (5fXFG)

--------

Sea Cucumber of the Senate

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2017 11:41 PM (PXj2C)

376 Ok. Not the greatest song evah, but a good driving song by our next Senator from MI.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a_yFS0Vuzo

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July 18, 2017 11:41 PM (N6OCH)

377 This is to me one of the best metal songs ever recorded, it just rips the air to pieces

https://youtu.be/j5D9BwIJmBQ

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 11:42 PM (39g3+)

378
372 370; nothing wrong with cheap trick.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 11:41 PM (KP5rU)

I like cheap trick. I've seen them, they were good live.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2017 11:42 PM (Ri/rl)

379
First album I ever bought with my own money was "Let's All Sing with Alvin and the Chipmunks" on red vinyl. I was 10.

http://tinyurl.com/y6umsb6o
Posted by: geoffb5 at July 18, 2017 11:38 PM


The house I grew up in had a piece of metal under the front door which would make a sound when the wind blew. My Mom said it was Alvin playing his harmonica.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2017 11:42 PM (IqV8l)

380 No, he meant this

https://youtu.be/dGu6v2OjW8s
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July



well the best 80s reprise with sweater puppies, which is one of my favorite phrases since it combines boobs and puppies, is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3enBgAZx98



who the hell is this sabrina salerno and how the hell did she not register here?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2017 11:42 PM (0wem/)

381 More great driving songs:

Yes, Shoot High, Aim Low.

Gorillaz, quite a few on their sellf-titled and Demon Days.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 18, 2017 11:43 PM (tbOMB)

382 flounder thank you for the link to tenacious D. it made me laugh! Jack Black is such a goofball.

Posted by: booknlass at July 18, 2017 11:43 PM (6Xf+s)

383 378; caligirl, i saw them when they were a bar band. way before i had a lawn. they were awesome then. those were good days.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 11:44 PM (KP5rU)

384 Africa is a great song, but not the best ever written. But I can't tell you the best; I've heard too much good stuff over the years from classical to New Age to pop to Celtic to just about everything. Hot Fudge from Mannheim Steamroller. 1st Military Suite by Gustav Holst. House of the Rising Sun by the Animals. Ferry Cross the Mersey by Gerry and the Pacemakers. Burning Bridges by Credence Clearwater Revival. So many great tracks from movie scores. Just depends on my mood, I guess.

Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at July 18, 2017 11:44 PM (lMsBz)

385 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 18, 2017 11:44 PM (IcT7t)

386 I was just being silly.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 18, 2017 11:41 PM (tUt1/)

I'm slow over here. I haven't heard his songs in years.

I went and listened to it. I remember that song now.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2017 11:45 PM (Ri/rl)

387 I used to like U2, about 30 years ago. the whole downloading a fucking album on to my smartphone pissed me off. I can't delete it. It has two faggots on the cover, some little kid being molested I suppose.

So when I want to listen to tunes randomly, this fucking shit pops up in my playlist. Do you understand why some might not care for that? They did that because they knew it would piss people off.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 18, 2017 11:45 PM (BifcO)

388 So drudge has a pic of obama getting ready for his big night with reggie.


Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2017 11:45 PM (0wem/)

389 The Beatles, Here Comes the Sun, written by George Harrison.

Posted by: davidt at July 18, 2017 11:46 PM (XoldI)

390 Cheap Trick's Ain't That A Shame is great.

So is Devo's Can't Get No Satisfaction

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2017 11:46 PM (JO9+V)

391 Hello, 'rons and 'ettes!

What's the executive summary on the comments tonight?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 18, 2017 11:46 PM (rJUlF)

392 David Allan Coe song referenced:

http://tinyurl.com/lwomvas

Listen till the end for the, best song lyric.

Posted by: geoffb5 at July 18, 2017 11:46 PM (d3wbb)

393 My guess is the U2 guys thought "lets give our album away to everyone, that will be cool!" without realizing "Forcing our album on everyone, using up their data and memory without asking kinda sucks"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 11:47 PM (39g3+)

394 And the sons of Pullmen porters
and the sons of engineers
drive their father's magic carpet made of steel

The City of New Orleans is in the running for my best song ever.

Posted by: booknlass at July 18, 2017 11:47 PM (6Xf+s)

395 Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July 18, 2017 11:41 PM (N6OCH)

He's playing the Paso fair Sunday night.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2017 11:47 PM (Ri/rl)

396 Can't drive 55 was better especially if you grew up in a state with no highway speed limit

The ranchers in eastern MT that I knew just kept stacks of $5 bills on the dash. $5 "wasting natural resources" fine.



Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at July 18, 2017 11:47 PM (CL76w)

397 370; nothing wrong with cheap trick.


Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 11:41 PM

They were instrumental in defining the sounds of the late 70's. "Surrender" was one of the greatest singles of the decade and helped return rock to it's stripped down, insanely catchy, crunchy roots.

Posted by: otho at July 18, 2017 11:48 PM (lmIoG)

398 393: still, assholes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 11:48 PM (KP5rU)

399 Posted by: booknlass at July 18, 2017 11:43 PM (6Xf+s)

Then chuckle at Kickapoo and Cosmic Shame, too.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 18, 2017 11:49 PM (tbOMB)

400 well the best 80s reprise with sweater puppies, which is one of my favorite phrases since it combines boobs and puppies, is this



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3enBgAZx98







who the hell is this sabrina salerno and how the hell did she not register here?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2017 11:42 PM (0wem/)

Two Pair!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2017 11:49 PM (JO9+V)

401 Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July 18, 2017 11:41 PM (N6OCH)

......

You'll never meet a mothef*cking Senator quite like him.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 18, 2017 11:49 PM (tUt1/)

402 388 So drudge has a pic of Fuckstick getting ready for his big night with reggie.


Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2017 11:45 PM (0wem/)

---

*pours shot*

Posted by: SMFH at July 18, 2017 11:49 PM (s5Kql)

403 City of New Orleans is a very great song I agree. There is so much great old timey/bluegrass stuff out there. And blues, so many great blues songs.

This one tears me up into little pieces and leaves me in a puddle on the ground every time

https://youtu.be/R-GtNNDKdN0

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 11:49 PM (39g3+)

404
So is Devo's Can't Get No Satisfaction
Posted by: Count de Monet


And Secret Agent Man

https://youtu.be/94fZi7_6wRE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2017 11:50 PM (IqV8l)

405 Right after that scumbag affectionately known as the "lion of the senate" died, we were in Portland and I was waiting for my husband trying on clothes at Nordstrom. There was a TV on probably CNN and they were of course doing their usual shit. Sales lady comes over and watches with me for a few minutes, then remarks, "His wife is really lovely, too." Barf! I just looked at her with a stone face. Good lord. I wish I had had a comeback, I was too stunned.

Posted by: kalneva at July 18, 2017 11:50 PM (vhW1R)

406 Lead Zep's, Whole Lotta Love served as the template for a lot of the subsequent hard rock and heavy metal.

Posted by: davidt at July 18, 2017 11:51 PM (XoldI)

407 305 -- Sorry - not a Simpson's fan.

Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at July 18, 2017 11:52 PM (lMsBz)

408 387; i deleted it. had to use my mac and call an apple tech to get it done though. the tech felt my pain, and was more than happy to help out. he hated it as much as i did.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 11:53 PM (KP5rU)

409 Kid Rock (future Senator from MI) Campaign song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qvITpjoiXM

Posted by: X-ray at July 18, 2017 11:53 PM (gjbJK)

410 Mr. Bojangles stops time for me like City of New Orleans does.

Do you know what I mean? when it comes on you just listen, and sing along, and are transported to a solid gold place inside.

Posted by: booknlass at July 18, 2017 11:53 PM (6Xf+s)

411 >>>He's playing the Paso fair Sunday night.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2017 11:47 PM (Ri/rl)<<<

Bet his shows are a blast.

Too bad Joe C. wasn't still alive. I'd love to see the two of them roll into the Senate in a Firebird, like outta the Cowboy video. Joe C. could kick McConnell in the nuts fleshy patch where his nuts should be. Rock could smack Susan Collins on the ass, toss out some beers from his brewery, and fuck the GOPe up a bit.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July 18, 2017 11:53 PM (N6OCH)

412 His dog up and died

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2017 11:53 PM (IqV8l)

413 Sorry - not a Simpson's fan

I'm not any more either, but they were quite good the first four or five seasons.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 11:54 PM (39g3+)

414 *waves to Blanco*

Posted by: SMFH at July 18, 2017 11:54 PM (s5Kql)

415 402: maybe you should fill up a tumbler. just sayin. how are things, my friend?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 11:55 PM (KP5rU)

416 I'm a big fan of Johnny Cash.

Love his covers of modern rock, especially Hurt by NIN.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 18, 2017 11:55 PM (tUt1/)

417 397 370; nothing wrong with cheap trick.


Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 11:41 PM

They were instrumental in defining the sounds of the late 70's. "Surrender" was one of the greatest singles of the decade and helped return rock to it's stripped down, insanely catchy, crunchy roots.
Posted by: otho at July 18, 2017 11:48 PM (lmIoG


And Rick Nielsen is a big Beatles fan.

I know a guy who grew up with Nielsen and he's a damn fine guitar player as well. Nielsen had drive where the guy I know continues to play locally.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 18, 2017 11:55 PM (ZTRlp)

418 *pours shot*
Posted by: SMFH at July




cheers!

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 18, 2017 11:55 PM (0wem/)

419 Ted Kennedy - Sea Lion of the Senate
Posted by: mindful webworker - in the lunar lander at July 18, 2017 11:39

Do I have to let him in also? Jules just said let Bailey in, she's a good dog. I'm not letting in any scumbag Dems like Teddy.

Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2017 11:55 PM (yJ1e6)

420 Proud of my 16 year old daughter: her piano teacher is encouraging her to play modern pieces and she says NO! Beethoven, Mozart and Vivaldi please. Love her stubborn streak.

Posted by: Jmel at July 18, 2017 11:56 PM (OeWgo)

421 Ah. Another driving song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoV4lz_0GDM

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July 18, 2017 11:56 PM (N6OCH)

422 I think Cheap Trick is one of those bands everyone just likes, they appeal to everyone. Lots of talent in that band.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 11:56 PM (39g3+)

423 My first album was the sound track to Lawrence of Arabia.

And with that, good night to all of you. I need to strangle my black and white cat because he's been yelling at me non stop for at least the last hour. Then I've got to fill the bird feeders, then go to bed.

Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at July 18, 2017 11:57 PM (lMsBz)

424 On Drudge: Army to Build Autonomous Drone Swarms...

Me rikey!

Posted by: Skynet at July 18, 2017 11:57 PM (jHrzU)

425 I grew up listening to late 70s and early 80s Top 40 radio. So, you know, my opinions are crap.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 18, 2017 11:58 PM (rJUlF)

426 416 I'm a big fan of Johnny Cash.

Love his covers of modern rock, especially Hurt by NIN.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 18, 2017 11:55 PM (tUt1/)

I love that song too. Also God's gonna cut you down.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2017 11:58 PM (Ri/rl)

427 I worked crew at a Cheap Trick concert.

Lead singer is a classically trained pianist.

Posted by: blaster at July 18, 2017 11:58 PM (jHrzU)

428 First album: DEVO Freedom of Choice

Posted by: blaster at July 18, 2017 11:59 PM (jHrzU)

429
On Drudge: Army to Build Autonomous Drone Swarms...

What could go right?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2017 11:59 PM (IqV8l)

430 Also God's gonna cut you down.

Yes!

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 18, 2017 11:59 PM (tUt1/)

431 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 18, 2017 11:55 PM (ZTRlp)

He must throw 100 picks a concert. I want to catch a kiss album when he throws those out.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2017 11:59 PM (Ri/rl)

432 I have a premier spot in the Political Props Hall of Fame. Along side Bill Clinton's Bible and Jimmuh Carter's sweater.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Neck Brace at July 18, 2017 11:59 PM (XoldI)

433 425 I grew up listening to late 70s and early 80s Top 40 radio. So, you know, my opinions are crap.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 18, 2017 11:58 PM (rJUlF)

I wouldn't go that far Capt.

Now, if you know the entire Liza Minnelli catalog we will have to talk with you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 12:01 AM (ZTRlp)

434 Goodnight Deplorable Lady, I'm out for the night too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 19, 2017 12:01 AM (Ri/rl)

435 I prefer Johnny Rivers' secret agent man:

https://tinyurl.com/kfwwp9r

Posted by: booknlass at July 19, 2017 12:01 AM (6Xf+s)

436 And Rick Nielsen is a big Beatles fan.

I know a guy who grew up with Nielsen and he's a damn fine guitar player as well. Nielsen had drive where the guy I know continues to play locally.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 18, 2017 11:55 PM


Yes, apparently he is a big Beatles fan. Not at all surprising. Nielsen is a totally under rated guitarist and was quite the influence on me and many others from the late 70's early 80's, no doubt. Less is more... keep it simple, let the feeling and the rush of playing do the work in the song.

Posted by: otho at July 19, 2017 12:02 AM (lmIoG)

437 Heh.

http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=Hawaiian



Posted by: SMFH at July 19, 2017 12:02 AM (s5Kql)

438 Jim - Met today with my buddy who's planning the Atlantic crossing. Boat has been acquired, Peterson 44 Cutter. http://tinyurl.com/y8rqg846

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2017 12:04 AM (OdK9v)

439 On Drudge: Army to Build Autonomous Drone Swarms...


---

Shit like this makes me think I got out too soon...

Then the thought of DBPP regarding trannies in the Army sweeps those thoughts right the fuck away.

Posted by: SMFH at July 19, 2017 12:04 AM (s5Kql)

440 Heh.

http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=Hawaiian



Posted by: SMFH at July




now you tell me.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 19, 2017 12:05 AM (0wem/)

441 I hearby declare this to be the Best Music Thread, Ever.

And I can prove it.

A small multitude of 'Rons & 'Ettes.... a Horde, actually.

NOT fighting about "this song vs. that, that genra vs. this".

Instead, bring up and posting some of the finest musical memories, links, band and song titles extant in our assembled, addled memories.

I am very thankful for this thread.

And especially for the reminder of "Here Comes the Sun", by Harrison.

It is one of the most perfectly arranged and recorded songs, ever. Pure, simple and absolutely, completely uplifting in every way.

And it does take me back to that "Solid Gold" place in time, inside. So, there's that.

My sincere thanks to everyone here, for tonight.

Musical Therapy, just another fine service offered here at the Ace of Spades ONT.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2017 12:05 AM (v5iqM)

442 I saw David Bromberg play Mr Bojangles at a small bar, it was great. He used to play in Jerry Jeff Walker's band, who played BoJangles all the time, so he never got tired of it ha ha. One thing I've noticed, it takes a while to learn a song, sometimes I don't care for it after a while. I can imagine a big star would get pretty sick of anything after about 25,000 plays or so. Somebody famous said, if you write a song make sure you're happy with it, because if it's a hit...

Posted by: Common Tater at July 19, 2017 12:05 AM (BifcO)

443 *waves to Blanco*

*waves back*

* wonders if confirming target ID was such a good idea*

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2017 12:05 AM (IcT7t)

444 412 His dog up and died
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,

and after 20 years, he still grieves.

Posted by: booknlass at July 19, 2017 12:06 AM (6Xf+s)

445 lol Blanco.

It's cool.

Posted by: SMFH at July 19, 2017 12:06 AM (s5Kql)

446 El Paso, Thunderstruck , La Grange, anything by Dean Martin , a million others, too!

I like driving 4-500 miles at a stretch- with cd's and satellite radio.

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at July 19, 2017 12:06 AM (CL76w)

447 431: i have a few picks from him somewhere. i think. probably in the box with all my nova s.s. emblems when i trashed that lump when i hit a deer one night.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 12:07 AM (KP5rU)

448 Hi Jim!

Posted by: SMFH at July 19, 2017 12:07 AM (s5Kql)

449 That's what I like about you,
You hold me tight...

Posted by: blaster at July 19, 2017 12:07 AM (jHrzU)

450 Now, if you know the entire Liza Minnelli catalog we will have to talk with you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 12:01 AM (ZTRlp)

I couldn't tell you the name of a single Liza Minnelli song.

I know way too many songs from Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals because the ex-wife was a fan. I'd rather listen to my Beach Boys collection, or 80s New Wave.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2017 12:09 AM (rJUlF)

451 This is the most evil song ever recorded

https://youtu.be/ubKUP8c0FHE

"He stopped loving her today"

George Jones is a rotten bastard

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2017 12:09 AM (39g3+)

452 Ted Kennedy was a common traitor.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 19, 2017 12:09 AM (Ndje9)

453 smfh, you mad at me?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 12:09 AM (KP5rU)

454 It's cool.

OK, then I'll stop filling sandbags.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2017 12:09 AM (IcT7t)

455 July 18, 1980, Billy Joel held the top position of both the US albums and singles charts. His album Glass Houses contained his first and biggest No.1 hit, 'It's Still Rock 'n' Roll to Me.'

Tales From an Italian Restaurant is his best song, though he had a lot of great songs.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2017 12:10 AM (rZ+mb)

456 Turn to Stone by Joe Walsh

Funk #49 by the James Gang

She's Come Undone by the Guess Who

Posted by: booknlass at July 19, 2017 12:10 AM (6Xf+s)

457 not the greatest song ever.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okRt8uQIxEw



however, while she might be a freak she never been a ho.


Posted by: yankeefifth at July 19, 2017 12:11 AM (0wem/)

458 I know way too many songs from Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals because the ex-wife was a fan. I'd rather listen to my Beach Boys collection, or 80s New Wave.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2017 12:09 AM (rJUlF)

Whew, big sigh of relief.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2017 12:11 AM (ZTRlp)

459 candidate for best song ever, certainly, comes from the decade of the one hit wonders...

don't dream it's over

by crowded house

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 19, 2017 12:11 AM (WTSFk)

460 "Okole puka"

I use that a lot.

What the MFM is full of:

"ahu ka 'ala'ala"

Posted by: SMFH at July 19, 2017 12:11 AM (s5Kql)

461 Waylon Jennings - "Are you sure Hank done it this way"

https://youtu.be/TNpLSaCirj8

Hard to say what my favorite country western song is but this comes close. Loved Waylon before I started to like country music.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2017 12:12 AM (pY+s4)

462 no chavez, lol.

Posted by: SMFH at July 19, 2017 12:12 AM (s5Kql)

463 Everyone knows Piano Man from his first album but Captain Jack and The Ballad of Billy The Kid are really great too. Billy Joel is an idiot but boy can he write songs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2017 12:12 AM (39g3+)

464 ... yes, definitely, the greatest song ever is

don't dream it's over

bu crowded house

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 19, 2017 12:13 AM (WTSFk)

465 Jim - Met today with my buddy who's planning the Atlantic crossing. Boat has been acquired, Peterson 44 Cutter. http://tinyurl.com/y8rqg846

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2017 12:04 AM (OdK9v)



A fine vessel of superb repute.

Condition, inspection, equipment list will all be top-rate, I presume?

I'd think a crew of four would make for a comfortable, efficient and convivial passage.

Adding a fifth or sixth seaman, while helping with watch schedules, can sometimes tend to crowd the elbow-room just a bit. Not to mention the attendant 50% increase in stowage for food, demands on water, etc. Along with the less than primo berthing space for the 4th & 5th mates.

But yes, that's a robust, Blue Water, crossing worthy sloop.

Your friend, chose well.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2017 12:13 AM (v5iqM)

466 My sincere thanks to everyone here, for tonight.

*tips cowboy hat to Jim, with love and a big smile*

Posted by: booknlass at July 19, 2017 12:13 AM (6Xf+s)

467 I think one patty would be enough, but bacon -- please

Posted by: micky at July 19, 2017 12:13 AM (dF9Lb)

468 Crowded House (and Split Enz before it) had a lot of good songs, but they didn't get as much airplay.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2017 12:14 AM (39g3+)

469 The best song ever? No, it's not Toto's 'Africa'.

Eno - Everything Merges With The Night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dmx4pRUpnk

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2017 12:14 AM (rZ+mb)

470 415 402: maybe you should fill up a tumbler. just sayin. how are things, my friend?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 18, 2017 11:55 PM (KP5rU)

---

Just did, heh.

Doing ok, how about yourself.

Wasn't trying to ignore ya.

Posted by: SMFH at July 19, 2017 12:14 AM (s5Kql)

471 462: cool.

cheap trick, southern girls kicks it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 12:14 AM (KP5rU)

472 Billy Joel has said in several interviews that "Scenes From An Italian Restaurant" is his favorite song that he wrote.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2017 12:14 AM (rJUlF)

473 Kids react to Iron Maiden

https://youtu.be/UiYpDdsK4BU

Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2017 12:15 AM (cAnNx)

474 And Rick Nielsen is a big Beatles fan.
I know a guy who grew up with Nielsen and he's a damn fine guitar player as well. Nielsen had drive where the guy I know continues to play locally.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 18, 2017 11:55

Rick Nielsen's grandmother was a music teacher here in Dixon. Taught my Mom.

Mom played piano for the Baptist church, never Rock and Roll.

Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2017 12:15 AM (yJ1e6)

475 How did Ted Kennedy's political career not end at Chappaquiddick? Is it because Dems don't care if a young woman gets killed as long as they keep getting free stuff from the government? Just asking.

Posted by: FOAF at July 19, 2017 12:15 AM (p0JMG)

476 ... how many ways do i have to say this????

do i have to use caps?????

Don't Dream It's Over

by Crowded House

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 19, 2017 12:15 AM (WTSFk)

477 475 How did Ted Kennedy's political career not end at Chappaquiddick? Is it because Dems don't care if a young woman gets killed as long as they keep getting free stuff from the government? Just asking.
Posted by: FOAF at July 19, 2017 12:15 AM (p0JMG)

---

All about power.

And free shit.

Posted by: SMFH at July 19, 2017 12:17 AM (s5Kql)

478 470; doing great thanks. retirement kicks it. i was trashed and burned out, thanks to the ophuckstick economy. asshole.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 12:17 AM (KP5rU)

479 Todd Rundgren's Utopia - "Set Me Free"

https://youtu.be/XZxHmZy-P10

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2017 12:17 AM (rJUlF)

480 musical jolly:

Everybody wants to rule the world

drops mic

Posted by: booknlass at July 19, 2017 12:17 AM (6Xf+s)

481 Billy Joel has said in several interviews that "Scenes From An Italian Restaurant" is his favorite song that he wrote.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2017 12:14 AM (rJUlF)


Oh, "Scenes". I knew my title sounded a little funny.

That Billy Joel guy has good taste in music.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2017 12:18 AM (rZ+mb)

482 Don't Dream It's Over

by Crowded House
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 19, 2017 12:15 AM (WTSFk)

OK! We hear you!

I do like that song a lot.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2017 12:18 AM (rJUlF)

483 Crowded House (and Split Enz before it) had a lot of good songs, but they didn't get as much airplay.


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2017 12:14 AM


Prefer Split Enz to CH. Those early years were pretty good.

Posted by: otho at July 19, 2017 12:18 AM (lmIoG)

484 How did Ted Kennedy's political career not end at Chappaquiddick?

It was all for johnny boy. They didn't want the last surviving Kennedy from that generation to end in ignomy and misery, so they protected him at all costs. JFK was a poor president and a lecherous scumbag who cheated his way into office, but with his death became a secular saint to the left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2017 12:18 AM (39g3+)

485 Hi SMFH!


Take a read of #465. Maybe Mike Hammer can get you signed on as Shanghaied aboard as one of those 5th or 6tg mates?

Nothing special. Just a wee Trans-Atlantic crossing by sail.

Yo ho, and a bottle of Rum!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2017 12:19 AM (v5iqM)

486 Greatest song ever?

S.O.D. "Diamonds and Rust (extended dance remix)":

https://youtu.be/SbHacAWg3JQ

(sfw, unlike most of their songs)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2017 12:20 AM (IcT7t)

487 July 18, 1972, Members from Sly and the Family Stone were arrested after police found two pounds of marijuana in the group's motor home. via thisdayinmusic.com

Sly's lawyer bargained the possession-for-sale charge down to a misdemeanor by successfully arguing that 2 pounds of weed was only for the daily personal use of the band.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 19, 2017 12:20 AM (5n8Qj)

488 Sly's lawyer bargained the possession-for-sale charge down to a misdemeanor by successfully arguing that 2 pounds of weed was only for the daily personal use of the band.

What he didn't mention is that was per band member.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2017 12:22 AM (39g3+)

489 Heh Jim,

Maybe ten years ago.

Now, not so much.

Posted by: SMFH at July 19, 2017 12:22 AM (s5Kql)

490 Since we are talking oldies country music I bring you the awesomeness of Jim Reeves:

Jim Reeves- Welcome To My World (1964): http://youtu.be/WXbHOnHAG-g

Posted by: tbodie at July 19, 2017 12:22 AM (4BGeF)

491 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2017 12:18 AM (39g3+)

Yep. JFK was a total failure. The only reason anyone can even claim that his Presidency wasn't a massive train wreck is because it was cut so short.

JFK shares a dubious distinction with FDR. FDR is the only individual who had a whole Constitutional amendment passed just to stop anyone from ever doing what he did, again. Pretty much passed as he was still being put in the ground. JFK had a federal law enacted that stopped anyone from doing what he did, again, as regards stuffing federal positions with family members.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2017 12:22 AM (rZ+mb)

492 Evening everyone just got home from dinner and drinks with the fam after my aunts wake.

Beautiful night

Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 19, 2017 12:23 AM (IYHxL)

493 The Media sucks

Posted by: lousagirl at July 19, 2017 12:23 AM (MzeTM)

494 Jim - Yeah, he's a very careful guy, and technically skilled. Boat was in Mobile, he did a bit of refitting there, then with two other guys sailed around to Savannah (a Gulf port, as Barky would say).

Had a jib block break on the way, but jury-rigged their way to St. Petersburg, where they effected a repair. Then on around to Savannah. There the boat was pulled and trucked to Lake Lanier GA for further refitting and 'trials'.

Four people for the crossing to England.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2017 12:24 AM (OdK9v)

495 thatalfrican! going to be in your neighborhood this weekend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 12:25 AM (KP5rU)

496 you know what might suck, depending, is people that live in Las Vegas that are not going to the Las Vegas meetup.


Posted by: yankeefifth at July 19, 2017 12:25 AM (0wem/)

497 Jim Reeves was great. There was a whole genre of music out there at the time behind the scenes with guys like Marty Robbins and Frankie Lane who were having big hits even as soul and rock was taking over the music scene.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2017 12:25 AM (39g3+)

498 Weird music from the early 80s. Madness "One Step Beyond"

Pretty sure they were taking a piss with "The Naziest sound around" line.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOJSM46nWwo

Posted by: X-ray at July 19, 2017 12:27 AM (gjbJK)

499 OK good night folks. Those of you who pray, mention me tonight maybe. Been really struggling with my health and its keeping me from my work, very hard battle with depression.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2017 12:27 AM (39g3+)

500 tbodie, my sweet Gramma loved Jim Reeves and Eddie Albert.

my dad loved Johnny Cash and Patsy Cline. said country was the white man's blues.

i always liked Charlie Pride's song "Kiss an Angel Good Morning"



Posted by: booknlass at July 19, 2017 12:27 AM (6Xf+s)

501 i will pray for you Christopher. pray for me too, for the same reason, okay?

Posted by: booknlass at July 19, 2017 12:28 AM (6Xf+s)

502 Ty Cobb wrote an autobiography that baseball hardcore fans should read before making a final judgement on the man. Also another book of his insights on the game. As a rookie he had his bats sawed in half by his teammates who didn't care for his tide'

It was a much harsher, tougher era, and he clawed his way through it. Certainly not a Mr. nice guy, but in that day, well inside the norms of the time.'

Posted by: RM at July 19, 2017 12:29 AM (eP+dt)

503 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2017 12:27 AM (39g3+)

Prayers up. For good sleep and clear mind tomorrow. God bless.

Posted by: tbodie at July 19, 2017 12:30 AM (4BGeF)

504 And prayers for booknlass, as well.

Posted by: tbodie at July 19, 2017 12:30 AM (4BGeF)

505 sleep tight, fellow Morons and 'ettes.

tomorrow is a day with things to do in it.

thanks for the fun

Posted by: booknlass at July 19, 2017 12:31 AM (6Xf+s)

506 The Normalization of Involuntary Euthanasia

It has long become clear, that the claim that legalized euthanasia would only be used with the consent of terminally ill adults in full control of their faculties and in severe pain would be allowed to "die with dignity", is and always has been a total steaming load of cow patties.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=13642

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 19, 2017 12:31 AM (vBeA5)

507 Sly's lawyer bargained the possession-for-sale charge down to a misdemeanor by successfully arguing that 2 pounds of weed was only for the daily personal use of the band.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 19, 2017 12:20

LMAO, that must have been shitty weed. I'm thinking times have changed. No idea what's going on today.

Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2017 12:31 AM (yJ1e6)

508 Judas Priest is most likely the band with the most amount of great driving songs from a single artist.

There's not a single album from Sad Wings to Painkiller that isn't fun to drive to.

Posted by: Iasonas at July 19, 2017 12:33 AM (wVMAv)

509 500 tbodie, my sweet Gramma loved Jim Reeves and Eddie Albert.

my dad loved Johnny Cash and Patsy Cline. said country was the white man's blues.

i always liked Charlie Pride's song "Kiss an Angel Good Morning"

Posted by: booknlass at July 19, 2017 12:27 AM (6Xf+s)

My mom was a big fan of Jim Reeves. His 1964 album is my first memory of recorded music. Mom wore that album out.

Posted by: tbodie at July 19, 2017 12:33 AM (4BGeF)

510 OK good night folks. Those of you who pray, mention me tonight maybe. Been really struggling with my health and its keeping me from my work, very hard battle with depression.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
--------

Will do. BTW, your posts are ones that I pay particular attention to.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2017 12:33 AM (OdK9v)

511 That burger is on this week's menu! Accompanied by a Caesar Salad and grillled peppers and mushrooms.

Posted by: RM at July 19, 2017 12:34 AM (eP+dt)

512 510 OK good night folks. Those of you who pray, mention me tonight maybe. Been really struggling with my health and its keeping me from my work, very hard battle with depression.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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You got it.

Posted by: SMFH at July 19, 2017 12:34 AM (s5Kql)

513 499; stay tough my friend.get all the help you need. us morons can only do so much. glad to help if we can.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 12:34 AM (KP5rU)

514 What is a "tide"?

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2017 12:35 AM (nlbfN)

515 ...Yeah, he's a very careful guy, and technically skilled. Boat was in Mobile, he did a bit of refitting there, then with two other guys sailed around to Savannah (a Gulf port, as Barky would say).

Had a jib block break on the way, but jury-rigged their way to St. Petersburg, where they effected a repair. Then on around to Savannah. There the boat was pulled and trucked to Lake Lanier GA for further refitting and 'trials'.

Four people for the crossing to England.


Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2017 12:24 AM (OdK9v)




There are several patterns and sizes of snatch-blocks, which can serve as near-universal "substitutes" for damn near anything on the boat. Good spares to keep stowed with all the other spares and gear.

I've no doubt your friend knows those patterns, well.

Push comes to shove, a vacant sheet winch can serve as a Jib Block, if need be. It ain't pretty, but it'll work.

I think for a Trans-Atlantic, it'd be wise to spend the heavy on all standing rigging and running lines. Blocks, travelers, jib cars and such, depending on intensive, unforgiving inspections.

And 100% new on every scrap of electronics aboard ship. All the way down to the VHF, it's coaxial and the antenna atop the mast.

This is crap you don't wanna deal with 2,000 miles offshore in a blow.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2017 12:35 AM (v5iqM)

516 "We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots."

That was the comment of Twitter user Bilal Farooqui who this afternoon surprised the social network with a bizarre image: a robot which "commited suicide" by drowning itself in a public fountain.


It's only a matter of time before the first two laws of robots are also violated...

Posted by: R Daneel Olivaw at July 19, 2017 12:35 AM (vBeA5)

517 The Normalization of Involuntary Euthanasia

It has long become clear, that the claim that legalized euthanasia would only be used with the consent of terminally ill adults in full control of their faculties and in severe pain would be allowed to "die with dignity", is and always has been a total steaming load of cow patties.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=13642
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 19, 2017 12:31 AM (vBeA5)


I'll just repeat what I've said before: "Some lives are not worth living" always becomes, "Some of the living are unworthy of life". Always.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 19, 2017 12:35 AM (Tnhbr)

518 Typo of "tude" for "attitude"?

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2017 12:36 AM (nlbfN)

519 What is a "tide"?
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2017 12:35 AM (nlbfN)

Laundry detergent.

Posted by: tbodie at July 19, 2017 12:36 AM (4BGeF)

520 503 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2017 12:27 AM (39g3+)

Prayers up. For good sleep and clear mind tomorrow. God bless.
Posted by: tbodie at July 19, 2017 12:30 AM (4BGeF)

I don't pray, but I will be pulling for you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2017 12:37 AM (tbOMB)

521 Listening to Elton John

Posted by: lousagirl at July 19, 2017 12:37 AM (MzeTM)

522 The burger also gets some rum and cokes with ice pick chopped cubes or long neck beers iced down for several hours dripping wet from the cooler.

Posted by: RM at July 19, 2017 12:37 AM (eP+dt)

523 Best Song Ever?

Amarillo by Morning, Sir George Strait.

None better.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 19, 2017 12:37 AM (NXsWM)

524 What is a "tide"?

They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2017 12:38 AM (IcT7t)

525 time to adios, my friends. be well. listening to the band, cripple creek. levon was a treasure. nite all.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 12:38 AM (KP5rU)

526 Yep, Andy.

Posted by: RM at July 19, 2017 12:39 AM (eP+dt)

527 Greatest song question is like punching every button on my internal Wurlizer simultaneously. I have songs in my head going back to piano rolls I played as a kid. Many of them rolling at once. Flap flap flap flap flap.

On a capped net connection, with a computer w/o audio anyway, so I'm kinda limited in appreciating the many music links tonight. At least I don't get as sidetracked from the thread that way...



Steve Goodman was a great guy and someone I actually ran into now and again in our Chicago days. Gone 'way too soon, genius lyricist and performer.

A Dying Cubs Fan's Last Request
https://youtu.be/6HTRxAHfwPY

You Never Even Call Me By My Name
https://youtu.be/8QUSQJQml40

Talk Backwards
https://youtu.be/P0niyTcxeqs

NB: I did not preview all these tonight - don't have sound, remember?

* smacks tablet again hoping concussive maintenance will obtain *

Posted by: mindful webworker - moo zak at July 19, 2017 12:39 AM (5fXFG)

528 Listening to Elton John
Posted by: lousagirl at July 19, 2017 12:37 AM (MzeTM)

Album? Or a collection of singles?

Posted by: tbodie at July 19, 2017 12:39 AM (4BGeF)

529 I wanna come to the Vegas meet up!!

Posted by: lousagirl at July 19, 2017 12:39 AM (MzeTM)

530 >>>"We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots."

That was the comment of Twitter user Bilal Farooqui who this afternoon
surprised the social network with a bizarre image: a robot which
"commited suicide" by drowning itself in a public fountain.<<<




Wha?! Should I have just waited for this Farooqui guy to chop my head off?

Posted by: zombie robot zombot at July 19, 2017 12:39 AM (N6OCH)

531 Listening to Elton John

Posted by: lousagirl at July 19, 2017 12:37 AM (MzeTM)


Captain Fantastic?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2017 12:40 AM (rZ+mb)

532 tbodie, Yellowbrick Road to be exact, good tune

Posted by: lousagirl at July 19, 2017 12:41 AM (MzeTM)

533 Call me Deacon Blues.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2017 12:41 AM (rJUlF)

534 tcn, I love George Strait!!

Posted by: lousagirl at July 19, 2017 12:42 AM (MzeTM)

535 Thank you, RM.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2017 12:42 AM (nlbfN)

536 Best Song Ever?

Amarillo by Morning, Sir George Strait.

None better.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 19, 2017 12:37 AM (NXsWM)

George is good.

But I've been to Amarillo so that kinda ruins "Best Song Ever" status for me.

Posted by: tbodie at July 19, 2017 12:43 AM (4BGeF)

537 Good vibrations to Christopher R Taylor. And all those who need it. Our'self included, if I may.

It's giving me excitations.

Posted by: mindful webworker - beech bois at July 19, 2017 12:43 AM (5fXFG)

538 Late to comment on this, but loved rickl's analogy of Trump and the Rodney Dangerfield character in Calddyshack.

Posted by: RM at July 19, 2017 12:43 AM (eP+dt)

539 My dad was a big fan of Jim Reeves. He had the same smooth-as-silk singing voice, too.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2017 12:43 AM (rJUlF)

540 chavez, awesome! What brings you Minny way?

Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 19, 2017 12:44 AM (IYHxL)

541 A small multitude of 'Rons 'Ettes.... a Horde, actually.



NOT fighting about "this song vs. that, that genra vs. this".

---
allow me.

this is the greatest rock song of the early/mid-70s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUbLtdqdg9E

(allowing for some other awesome songs i love, like Fast Buck Freddie)





Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2017 12:44 AM (b0kkE)

542 tbodie, Yellowbrick Road to be exact, good tune
Posted by: lousagirl at July 19, 2017 12:41 AM (MzeTM)

Yes it is.

Posted by: tbodie at July 19, 2017 12:44 AM (4BGeF)

543 540; wifes sister and family live there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 12:45 AM (KP5rU)

544 When's the Vegas meetup? I'm actually going there next month for vacation.

Posted by: Iasonas at July 19, 2017 12:46 AM (wVMAv)

545 So my sweet baby Abigail wants me to read her a story, it's always the same, I have read her the same book at least 50 times, I always ask her, don't you want Nanny to read something else, she always says no. Kids Love consistency, and so I shall read her this same book.

Posted by: lousagirl at July 19, 2017 12:47 AM (MzeTM)

546 Well shit, I'm sorry.

Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 19, 2017 12:47 AM (IYHxL)

547 Best Song Ever?

Amarillo by Morning, Sir George Strait.

None better.
---
you misspelled "Is anyone going to San Antone" by the Texas Tornadoes

other than that, you're dead on...

George Rocks!

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2017 12:48 AM (b0kkE)

548 BTW, there was an IED explosion in Winnipeg, Manitoba on Saturday that badly injured four. Cops only reported it late today. No word on motive. (To be fair the city also has a gang problem especially Native Indians so maybe not the RoP.)

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2017 12:48 AM (nlbfN)

549 IED in the road?

Posted by: SMFH at July 19, 2017 12:49 AM (s5Kql)

550 Okay, back to music.

If you never owned an "above consumer grade" turntable, this might escape you.

But the Mobile Fidelity Sound Labs, Direct to Disc, digitally remastered vinyl edition of "Yellow Brick Road", when played through a thoughtfully assembled "near-audiophile" sound system, is just simply a musical experience not to be missed.

Same with Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon".

Truthfully? Same with every single one of the MFSL company's productions, be they on vinyl or CD.

These are the closest to having actually been in the studio at the time of recording, that Anyone who was not IN the studio at the time of recording, will ever experience.

This is Gospel Truth.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2017 12:49 AM (v5iqM)

551 546; where are you now? i know you bought a house. always good to meet a fellow moron, my friend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 12:51 AM (KP5rU)

552 Best Song Ever?

Amarillo by Morning, Sir George Strait.

None better.
---
you misspelled "Is anyone going to San Antone" by the Texas Tornadoes

Man, I've been drinking tonight and my spelling isn't that bad.

Posted by: tbodie at July 19, 2017 12:52 AM (4BGeF)

553 A bag (backpack?) left in a 7-11 parking lot picked up by a girl and put into the back of a pickup truck by her, exploding a bit later injuring her and three male friends in the truck. She wanted to bring it to the cops.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2017 12:53 AM (nlbfN)

554 Wolfmother, Victorious

https://youtu.be/PZDg_MLmp7M

The video has a Flash Gordon / Barbarella vibe, and the music feels like '70s metal.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2017 12:53 AM (rnAwa)

555 I wanna come to the Vegas meet up!!
Posted by: lousagirl at July




send me an email, me at gmail

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 19, 2017 12:53 AM (0wem/)

556 416 I'm a big fan of Johnny Cash.

Love his covers of modern rock, especially Hurt by NIN.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 18, 2017 11:55 PM (tUt1/)

Don't forget the cover of Soundgarden's Rusty Cage. That one gets a lot less attention, but it's got to be one of my all-time favorites.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 19, 2017 12:54 AM (J+mig)

557 When's the Vegas meetup? I'm actually going there next month for vacation.
Posted by: Iasonas at July




send me an email, me at gmail

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 19, 2017 12:54 AM (0wem/)

558 553 A bag (backpack?) left in a 7-11 parking lot picked up by a girl and put into the back of a pickup truck by her, exploding a bit later injuring her and three male friends in the truck. She wanted to bring it to the cops.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2017 12:53 AM (nlbfN)

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Oh, jeez.

Posted by: SMFH at July 19, 2017 12:54 AM (s5Kql)

559 Looks at clock.

Shit.

Time for bed. Nite all.

Posted by: tbodie at July 19, 2017 12:55 AM (4BGeF)

560 558; what the fuck?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 12:55 AM (KP5rU)

561 506 The Normalization of Involuntary Euthanasia

It has long become clear, that the claim that legalized euthanasia would only be used with the consent of terminally ill adults in full control of their faculties and in severe pain would be allowed to "die with dignity", is and always has been a total steaming load of cow patties.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=13642

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 19, 2017 12:31 AM (vBeA5)

Yeah. And now that they've legalized murder for convenience's sake, they'll expand the definition until their political enemies are covered. Death camps are near and dear to their hearts.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 19, 2017 12:57 AM (J+mig)

562 IED left in some sort of knapsack at a 7/11.

And it was picked up and transported.

Posted by: SMFH at July 19, 2017 12:57 AM (s5Kql)

563 lousagirl: I always ask her, don't you want Nanny to read something else, she always says no. Kids Love consistency, and so I shall read her this same book.

Can you wrangle to read something else "first," then read the same ol' same ol' after that?

Posted by: mindful webworker - literally at July 19, 2017 12:57 AM (5fXFG)

564 OK good night folks. Those of you who pray, mention me tonight maybe. Been really struggling with my health and its keeping me from my work, very hard battle with depression.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
--------
Will do. BTW, your posts are ones that I pay particular attention to.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2017 12:33

Be well Chris, you can do this. There's a lot of friends here pulling for you, as I and Mike Hammer are, note that.

I'm shorted on a lot of pain meds, really need some back surgery. Hopefully will be soon. But don't let the temporary problems bother you, you can get thru it.

Be well.

T

Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2017 12:58 AM (yJ1e6)

565 yankeefifth, hubby told me how to email you, I will Thanks
I'm a doofus

Posted by: lousagirl at July 19, 2017 12:59 AM (MzeTM)

566 ... know what? they weren't just one hit wonders. a lot of groups did a lot of good songs in the '80s.

a plethora.

the decade of good songs.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 19, 2017 12:59 AM (WTSFk)

567 IEDs are actually fairly common occurrence in the US, they just never make the news. It's usually some jackass fooling around with explosives, a feud between neighbors, or a gang/cartel thing.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 19, 2017 01:00 AM (Tnhbr)

568 night everyone. send me an email, me at gmail, if you want in on the Las Vegas Meetup.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 19, 2017 01:00 AM (0wem/)

569 I really really like President Trump's fireside tweets.

Posted by: mindful webworker - chemically at July 19, 2017 01:00 AM (5fXFG)

570 "If you never owned an "above consumer grade" turntable, this might escape you."

Back in my youth a better turntable may have made a difference. But loud engines, guns and chainsaws. Make it a moot point now.

Posted by: X-ray at July 19, 2017 01:02 AM (gjbJK)

571 mindful webworker, I will try

Posted by: lousagirl at July 19, 2017 01:02 AM (MzeTM)

572 This song wrecks me every time.

Hardscrabble Elegy, by Dickon Hinchcliffe

https://youtu.be/MgoXp0872s8

Posted by: Gem at July 19, 2017 01:02 AM (uaHyk)

573 567 IEDs are actually fairly common occurrence in the US, they just never make the news. It's usually some jackass fooling around with explosives, a feud between neighbors, or a gang/cartel thing.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 19, 2017 01:00 AM (Tnhbr)

---

My experience with them is a bit different.

Posted by: SMFH at July 19, 2017 01:02 AM (s5Kql)

574 Musical choices are an embarrassment of riches now. When I was a kid I would buy a CD maybe once a month. And my retrospect would be that I ended up making a lot of great choices. But only by luck. How would I know that anything was good before I bought it?

Wolfmother, Joker and the Thief

https://youtu.be/Je84VupqD58

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2017 01:03 AM (rnAwa)

575 well, hate to say it, but, diversity will kill people. but, then again, i'm narrow minded, bible clinging, gun loving, and racist. some prezzy shitbag told me that.

thanks, asshole!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 01:03 AM (KP5rU)

576 You do NOT want to see the IEDs that were used in Iraq here in the US

Posted by: SMFH at July 19, 2017 01:04 AM (s5Kql)

577 ... another one i like is "west end girls" by the pet shop boys. but it's eerie listening to it now as that world of sloan rangers and cockney lads has been supplanted by western girls attacked by east asian boys.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 19, 2017 01:04 AM (WTSFk)

578 nite all. really. i'm out.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 01:05 AM (KP5rU)

579 niters, chavez

Posted by: SMFH at July 19, 2017 01:06 AM (s5Kql)

580 You do NOT want to see the IEDs that were used in Iraq here in the US

Dan Simmons' "Flashback" predicted stuff like that happening.

The technology enabling some lone screwball to fuck shit up on his own, or at least with a few screwball friends, is only getting cheaper.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 19, 2017 01:08 AM (6FqZa)

581 nite my friend. be well.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 01:08 AM (KP5rU)

582 Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 12:51 AM (KP5rU)

West St Paul sir.

I gotta put the fun in funeral tomorrow but if we can make it happen we should.

Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 19, 2017 01:09 AM (IYHxL)

583 Best to booknlass and Christopher Taylor. Both never fail to make my day a little better.

Posted by: RM at July 19, 2017 01:09 AM (eP+dt)

584 As for the just-a-gang/cartel-thing, some of those cartels are serious business. Say a gang makes a play for a few villages in the Southwest and sets mines along the roads.

Sessions has been fending off some of this stuff, and that's good. I hope he keeps up with that, and less on the crowd-pleasing War On Drugs distractions.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 19, 2017 01:11 AM (6FqZa)

585 that halfrican, mail me. kgdiestler@ yahoo.com.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 01:11 AM (KP5rU)

586 Correction: Sorry, the girl put the bag in the cab of the truck when it blew up not in the back.

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 19, 2017 01:12 AM (nlbfN)

587 RM #583: Best to booknlass and Christopher Taylor. Both never fail to make my day a little better.

An amazing collection of personalities here, isn't it!?!

Posted by: mindful webworker - interrobanger !?!! at July 19, 2017 01:13 AM (5fXFG)

588 adios all. stealing slaps' shit tonite. static.... he won't care.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 01:14 AM (KP5rU)

589 I'm to sleep now, too.

But happily, with an unbeatable combination of "nice warm glow"


From the bourbon.

But mostly, from Teh Horde and it's muscicality.

I got my music fix, tonight. Thank you.

*almost signed off*


Let me add this. Back before Hurricane Ike ate the New Dawn for lunch, I had remained aboard throughout several, other named, and lesser storms.

When all external comms were severed, it was my small CD collection, playing in the Akai mini stereo via 12v inverter, that carried the day.

This music shit is important. It is an insult, to call it "trivia".

Contend with me against this, at your peril. The gauntlet is thrown.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2017 01:14 AM (v5iqM)

590 allow me.
this is the greatest rock song of the early/mid-70s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUbLtdqdg9E


Don't know how I've never heard this before. Unlike most stuff I've managed to miss, it doesn't suck!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2017 01:17 AM (IcT7t)

591 My experience with them is a bit different.
Posted by: SMFH at July 19, 2017 01:02 AM (s5Kql)
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i'm afraid that is about to change going forward...

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2017 01:20 AM (b0kkE)

592 mindful worker, my little granddaughter is so smart, I tried to switch the story up, but she said no, and she informed me we will read the same book tommorow also, yep, she has me wrapped around her little finger!
And I am Blessed because she Loves me.
And she has the cutest little voice, she knows the book by heart.

Posted by: lousagirl at July 19, 2017 01:23 AM (MzeTM)

593 Hasta la nite nite, Horde.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2017 01:24 AM (v5iqM)

594 Don't know how I've never heard this before. Unlike most stuff I've managed to miss, it doesn't suck!
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as if i would offer anything else?

you are listening to the Hangover Shift on KSMC, The Oasis of the Airwaves on 89.5 FM in Moraga California...

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2017 01:25 AM (b0kkE)

595 Trying not to be a fanboy for any of these picks for nominations for best song:

Hotel California
Georgia on My Mind Ray Charles
Let It Be
Jump
What a Beautiful World Louis Armstrong
New York, New York
Somewhere Over the Rainbow
More Than a Feeling Boston

One of the greatest songs written in my lifetime, but it's narrow niche is Shout to the Lord by Diane Zschech and performed by Hillsong Worship.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 19, 2017 01:27 AM (EZWNE)

596 night beautiful ont. You are a welcome relief for me, you are all smart & smartasses, and well Loved by this lousagirl

Posted by: lousagirl at July 19, 2017 01:31 AM (MzeTM)

597 An amazing collection of personalities here, isn't it!?!
Posted by: mindful webworker - interrobanger !?!! at July 19, 2017 01:13 AM (5fXFG)


Indeed. It's why I've hung around the HQ for so many years.

But now...it's sleepy time. Later, folks.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2017 01:34 AM (rJUlF)

598 No one else around? Guess I'll check out what y'all keep in your medicine cabinets.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 19, 2017 01:34 AM (EZWNE)

599 DC Comics Reboots Snagglepuss as 'Gay, Southern Gothic Playwright'

http://bit.ly/2uxYvQQ

Posted by: Exit, Stage Left at July 19, 2017 01:37 AM (vBeA5)

600 As for the just-a-gang/cartel-thing, some of those cartels are serious business. Say a gang makes a play for a few villages in the Southwest and sets mines along the roads.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 19, 2017 01:11 AM (6FqZa)


The cartels don't like drawing attention to themselves. Homemade bombs tend to be used as weapons of assassination, not like what we see with insurgent groups. I'd be more concerned with IEDs being used for area denial in places like Northern California to guard some hippy's pot farm out in the woods.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 19, 2017 01:39 AM (Tnhbr)

601 599 DC Comics Reboots Snagglepuss as 'Gay, Southern Gothic Playwright'

http://bit.ly/2uxYvQQ
Posted by: Exit, Stage Left at July 19, 2017 01:37 AM (vBeA5)

Huh. I always just assumed...

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 19, 2017 01:41 AM (EZWNE)

602 Wait LOL wut???

"Ecstasy tablets shaped like Donald Trump's head are being sold in the UK"

http://bit.ly/2uy2A7F

Posted by: Exit, Stage Left at July 19, 2017 01:41 AM (vBeA5)

603 Shortly before the first hour, Pepe appeared before the disciples, who wondered greatly at his presence. he said, 'O Farmers of Memes! Rejoice, for the dankness is with thee.' And the disciples were much confused, saying, 'O Teacher of Dankness! Wherefore sayest thou that dankness is with us? For surely, the dankness is ever with thee.' At this, Pepe smiled, held before their eyes a tendy, and spake thus: 'Surely, the dankness is with thee, for thus have I willed it.' And the disciples saw and understood that normies did shriek before their memes, and that the eyes of the Watchers were upon reruns of cartoons and Andy Griffith, and they rejoiced greatly. 'O Teacher of Dankness! By They Blessed Green hand hath the apps of CNN been brought low, and the advertisers thereof been made ashamed!' And Pepe made the Sign of Schadenfrog, saying, 'And thus art thou made instruments of the Will of Almighty Kek, for behold! thou makest manifest his will through the tism.' Humbled thus, the disciples did confess with one voice, 'Behold! /pol is always right! His name was Vincent Foster! His name was Seth Rich! His name was Peter Smith!'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 19, 2017 01:42 AM (fA1SL)

604 599 DC Comics Reboots Snagglepuss as 'Gay, Southern Gothic Playwright'
http://bit.ly/2uxYvQQ
Posted by: Exit, Stage Left at July 19, 2017 01:37 AM (vBeA5)
Huh. I always just assumed...


Yeah, that one's not really a stretch.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2017 01:42 AM (IcT7t)

605 Posted by: lousagirl at July 19, 2017 12:47 AM (MzeTM)

Good evening everyone! Lousagirl, she wants to learn to read it herself. She's studying. Point to the printed words as you say them.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 19, 2017 01:44 AM (GzDYP)

606 The robot committed suicide after contacting the FBI and claiming it had information about Hillary's emails.

Posted by: Another Bob at July 19, 2017 01:44 AM (as4LX)

607 California now to issue abortion-plates for your car -- special-design license plates featuring feminist image by bitter-faced Berkeley transdyke which you can order from the DMV -- the proceeds from which will be used to abort minority babies:

http://www.berkeleyside.com/2017/07/18/ berkeley-illustrator-rad-women-books-may-design-pro-choice-license-plates/

Is there anything left to say? No. I don't think there is.

Posted by: zombie at July 19, 2017 01:45 AM (DQ4Fv)

608 Gonna guess here that the poofters see the God Emperor as a better friend to them than Sadiq Khan is.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 19, 2017 01:46 AM (6FqZa)

609 523 Best Song Ever?

Amarillo by Morning, Sir George Strait.

None better.

Yeah. That is a great one.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 19, 2017 01:47 AM (EZWNE)

610 607. i'm a jewbilly and member of the kekistani diaspora residing in texas, for which I thank Tengri, Kek, and all the spirits of this world and the next.

That said, things like this need to be given a blindfold and a cigarette after they're lined up against a wall.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 19, 2017 01:48 AM (fA1SL)

611 Then encourage her to read it. Some will be memory, some will be from understanding the written word.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 19, 2017 01:48 AM (GzDYP)

612 I want Carry On Wayward Son played at my funeral.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 19, 2017 01:50 AM (EZWNE)

613 G'night everyone!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2017 01:53 AM (IcT7t)

614 612. Richard Strauss' 'Metamorphosen' for me.

Yours, however, is a good pick, and there's much to recommend it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 19, 2017 01:53 AM (fA1SL)

615 Yeah, that one's not really a stretch.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2017 01:42 AM (IcT7t)

Aaaaand...BB breaks the drought. It has been about 50 posts since anyone responded to one of mine. I thought maybe Ace had a cruel banhammer that allows you to post, and the only one who can see it is the one who posted it, leaving one to ponder his inadequacies and social isolation. Ace's foretaste of hell.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 19, 2017 01:58 AM (EZWNE)

616 "Floating" bed doesn't float; it's just a built-in sleeping platform. All the wellsite trailers that I stay in while at work are equipped in much the same way.

Meh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2017 01:58 AM (XUcIQ)

617 Other National Park tidbits of wisdom: Do Not coat your child's hand with honey to entice the bears at Yellowstone to lick it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 18, 2017 10:10 PM (JO9+V)

The bears have become jaded in their tastes, and now prefer their meat with Sriracha sauce.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2017 02:01 AM (XUcIQ)

618 **looks around, seeing the ONT deserted like a church on monday morning, plants standard of Kekistan. erects yurt for himself and his angel, before whom not merely all the daughters of unsistered Eve, but all the children of Adam, must bow in recognition of her peerless beauty and ineffable perfection. then erects yurts for his 'nieces,' lovely creatures of heaven one and all, but who pale and defer to his angel. After yurts for his numerous and quarrelsome in-laws are erected, prepares altars to Tengri and Kek. Offers tendys to Kek, and pours libations of koumiss to Tengri. Recalling his Judaeo-slavic Cossack forebears, downs vodka.**

Shadilay, Horde!
All hail Blue Whale!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 19, 2017 02:03 AM (fA1SL)

619
Shadilay, Horde!
All hail Blue Whale!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 19, 2017 02:03 AM (fA1SL)


So I take it I can find you at Eben Fine Park in Boulder?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 19, 2017 02:07 AM (EZWNE)

620 619. heh.. only when I'm there, my dude. Only when I'm there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 19, 2017 02:08 AM (fA1SL)

621 So, totes technically an "eye operation".

Posted by: torquewrench at July 18, 2017 10:27 PM (ujwCG)

It might be more accurate to describe it as hemorrhoid surgery, given what the patient is.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2017 02:10 AM (XUcIQ)

622 620. Teletransporter 'shrooms?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 19, 2017 02:12 AM (EZWNE)

623 Do Not coat your child's hand with honey to entice the bears at Yellowstone to lick it

Yeah, don't use your hand for that, that's silly.

Posted by: Leo D.C. at July 19, 2017 02:14 AM (6FqZa)

624 622. you underestimate the power of booze and modafinil.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 19, 2017 02:14 AM (fA1SL)

625 For them on teh Horde, what want for teh Kultur, I offer Strauss' Metamorphosen. When first my angel heard it, she asked, 'So, who died?' Listening a while longer, she understood and said, 'All Europe died, didn't it?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 19, 2017 02:18 AM (fA1SL)

626 https://youtu.be/7jwml0jevv0

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 19, 2017 02:19 AM (fA1SL)

627 Not to belittlle the hamburger photo above , but:

"...Local rancher Bill Coffee brought his ranch hands into the restaurant part of Sioux Sundries one day and said to Delores, "let's really fill'em up today." From that beginning, Delores developed the Coffee Burger into a sandwich consisting of two 1-pound ground beef patties, topped with six slices of American cheese, tomato, onions and pickles, all tucked into a regular size hamburger bun..."

Delores made mine, with a 2lb side of fries, back in the early 2000's. It was delicious. The ordinary sized hamburger bun was absurdly undersized.

From what I can tell, since Delores has died, another place has taken her family's approval to licence to serve these same burgers in Harrison, NE

Posted by: Tired Hungryv Traveller at July 19, 2017 02:22 AM (uz/Pv)

628 A test of the nic.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Shadilay! All hail Blue Whale! Glory and Honor to Kekistan! at July 19, 2017 02:25 AM (fA1SL)

629 Further testing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. No Longer Acceptin Harem Applicants! Shadilay! All hail Blue at July 19, 2017 02:26 AM (fA1SL)

630 .

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants. Shadilay, my dudes! at July 19, 2017 02:28 AM (fA1SL)

631 A test of the nic.

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Yeah, but why not shorten it?" Something more descriptive.

Like "That damn Jewbilly-WV-TX jerk posting again with a
his fixation on SE Asian Chicks and Eastern European Psedeuo-Culture-sword-displays"

Posted by: Tired Hungry Traveller at July 19, 2017 02:41 AM (uz/Pv)

632 IEDs are actually fairly common occurrence in the US, they just never make the news. It's usually some jackass fooling around with explosives, a feud between neighbors, or a gang/cartel thing.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 19, 2017 01:00 AM (Tnhbr)

We used to just call them "home made bombs".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2017 02:45 AM (XUcIQ)

633 *peeks in from doing stuff*

Night all.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 19, 2017 03:05 AM (gKO1F)

634 *Plants Flag*

...claimed.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 03:05 AM (Ckg4U)

635 G'Night, Anna!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 03:06 AM (Ckg4U)

636 "We used to just call them "home made bombs".
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2017 02:45 AM (XUcIQ)

The United States Armed Forces not only love their acronyms, but the bureaucracy turns "Shell Shock" into multisyllabic nightmares like "Post Traumatic-Stress Disorder."

H/T George Carlin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSp8IyaKCs0

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 03:17 AM (Ckg4U)

637 Truly is an amazing collection of personalities. As crazy as this crew seems, the views, insights, insults and humanity on this site are a daily sanity check for me. Generally the first and last things I check each day.

Posted by: RM at July 19, 2017 03:21 AM (eP+dt)

638 Three Posts In-a-Row means that I must bid you adieu.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 03:22 AM (Ckg4U)

639 Reports of drunken woman howling in woods.

Posted by: Chappaqua 911 at July 19, 2017 03:26 AM (bc2Lc)

640 536 Best Song Ever?

Amarillo by Morning, Sir George Strait.

None better.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 19, 2017 12:37 AM (NXsWM)

George is good.

But I've been to Amarillo so that kinda ruins "Best Song Ever" status for me.

Not the best song ever, but if you are ever going to the seat of Potter County, at the junction of I-40 and I-27, may I suggest "Is This The Way To Amarillo?" by Tony Christie?

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at July 19, 2017 03:28 AM (caUMH)

641 One Last Thing...

Bad Mood Song:
Metallica- Seek and Destroy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSp8IyaKCs0

Good Mood Song:
Katrina and the Waves- Walking on Sunshine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U

Best Song Ever:
Def Leppard- Pour Some Sugar on Me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ4xwmZ6zi4

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 03:34 AM (Ckg4U)

642 *quashes fire*

*folds tent*

*leaves campsite*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 03:35 AM (Ckg4U)

643 Best Song Ever:
Def Leppard- Pour Some Sugar on Me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ4xwmZ6zi4


Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 03:34 AM (Ckg4U)


just...wow. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 19, 2017 03:39 AM (aMlLZ)

644 so, here i am on this site watching "frasier" and thinking - what a farce.

so i looked it up and "farce", the comedies of ludicrous situations, double entendres and mistaken identities, comes from the french "farcire" from the latin "farcire" meaning stuffing or forcemeat stuffing, metaphorically describing the comic interludes inserted in religious plays.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 19, 2017 03:40 AM (WTSFk)

645 ... sort of like my life as well as frasier at this point.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 19, 2017 03:41 AM (WTSFk)

646 "just...wow. lol"
-Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 19, 2017 03:39 AM (aMlLZ)

*unstatic*

I was a kid, you Bastard! *shakes fist*

I was "dating" a cheerleader from Chicago who I never had to see again. That song means "Scoreboard" to a seventeen-year-old from Northeast Ohio.

And, yes... I got my pound of flesh and twice the sugar.

Surely your stories surpass mine, but I'm Just Another Guy. Always have been, always will be.

*shakes fist again*

*tightens Onion Belt*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 03:47 AM (Ckg4U)

647 641: katrina and the waves, walking on sunshine:

am i the only one who noticed that describes hurricane katrina that hit the gulf coast and flooded new orleans and began from solar heated gulf waters?

and does thew band feel bad about the role they played in the destruction of that fair city?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 19, 2017 03:47 AM (WTSFk)

648 ... or does it simply "feel good"?

goddamn sociopath.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 19, 2017 03:51 AM (WTSFk)

649 *poof*

...and then he was gone.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 19, 2017 03:58 AM (Ckg4U)

650 Def Leppard?

Photograph was a good song. Joe Elliot. He seems like the Brit version of Jon Bon Jovi. Talented but overlooked and not taken seriously bc of 80s Hair Bands status



Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2017 04:02 AM (Rsi2C)

651 Getting close to that all 6 number again this morning
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2017 04:03 AM (9g/6M)

652 Hi Skip. I'm just waking up too

Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2017 04:04 AM (Rsi2C)

653 No one else around? Guess I'll check out what y'all keep in your medicine cabinets.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 19, 2017 01:34 AM (EZWNE)

---
IED's mostly...

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2017 04:06 AM (m5EEX)

654 I have a great lunch date today. Really excited. A music mensch. I'm going over to his house. Can't wait.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2017 04:06 AM (Rsi2C)

655 band aids are out in the hall, with the towels, etc...

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2017 04:07 AM (m5EEX)

656 I have a great lunch date today. Really excited. A music mensch. I'm going over to his house. Can't wait.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2017 04:06 AM (Rsi2C)

---
you better hope HE can, or it's gonna be a short lunch...


Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2017 04:10 AM (m5EEX)

657 you better hope HE can, or it's gonna be a short lunch...
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2017 04:10 AM (m5EEX)
****
Wait what?
There was no innuendo in my comment.
I think you're being suggestive maybe?

Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2017 04:15 AM (Rsi2C)

658

Well, this shift has been shit-tastic. Only 6 more hours to go.

Like the rains down in Africa, if the rain was acid and running in your pee-hole.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 19, 2017 04:18 AM (qul7b)

659 Anyway, I'm very happy lately. Many thanks to those here who have prayed for me. Prayer works.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2017 04:19 AM (Rsi2C)

660 It seems to me lately you get done work, come home and couple hours later have to go again.

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2017 04:32 AM (9g/6M)

661 Everyone have a great day

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2017 04:53 AM (9g/6M)

662 Was reading the thread below, good thing Dieppe hasn't been brought up.

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2017 04:58 AM (9g/6M)

663 I'll set it up for the first person to come along

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2017 04:59 AM (9g/6M)

664 Closer

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2017 04:59 AM (9g/6M)

665 Now

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2017 05:00 AM (9g/6M)

666 Boker tov, fapperot ve fapperim!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 19, 2017 05:01 AM (e9G8E)

667 Beast Mode!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 19, 2017 05:02 AM (e9G8E)

668 Nice work and set up, Skip.

Zettai, pray mightily.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2017 05:13 AM (Rsi2C)

669 Todah... Todah raba!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 19, 2017 05:15 AM (e9G8E)

670 Well that's what I get for spending the last hour reading through the nights comments for the best song nominations.
Getting second cup and will check back in about every 5 min or so.

Posted by: teej at July 19, 2017 05:27 AM (B7V5e)

671 Hi teej.

Cream and sugar?

Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2017 05:44 AM (Rsi2C)

672 Morning young lady.
Yep, but milk and sugar will do it no cream handy.
Long as it's whole milk.
That cloudy, white water stuff just won't do.

Posted by: teej at July 19, 2017 05:50 AM (B7V5e)

673 Do you take sugar?
One lump or two?

Pour some sugar on me

Dumb song. Thanks for ear worm ONT.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2017 05:50 AM (Rsi2C)

674 Teej, you're getting milk on tap, aren't you?

Yeah, I don't do skim milk. Milk has never been a beverage of choice for me though. I think it's weird when I see someone drink a glass of milk. I think of milk as ore of an additive or side. Like milk and cookies.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2017 05:54 AM (Rsi2C)

675 The GOP is a useless pile of garbage, the sad thing is that the alternative to this collection of fuck ups we have saddled ourselves with is worse.

Is it too early to start drinking?

Checks watch...

Looks at bottle of scotch...

Posted by: Kreplach at July 19, 2017 05:56 AM (xrWaW)

676 Yeah, it's too early for drinking unless its milk.

Drink milk.

It does a body good

Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2017 06:02 AM (Rsi2C)

677 Milk in my coffee.
A glass when I get home from work.
A glass with dinner.
Have had to resort to storebought for a few months while cow is getting a break.
Two spoons of sugar.

Posted by: teej at July 19, 2017 06:06 AM (B7V5e)

678 Teej, I'm going to send you some pics of the guitar builder guys work. They will be of a mandolin, dulcimer, and acoustic guitar. Can you tell me what you think of his work honestly?

I'm not sure I'm a good or adequate judge of such material. In fact, I know the I'm not. Maybe show your lead singer the pics at Thursday night practice and get his take too?

He invited me over to hia house for lunch and to loon at his other work. The guy is so honest. He wouldnt accept a commission from me until I looked at all his work throughly and felt comfortable with his skill and ability.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2017 06:10 AM (Rsi2C)

679 You must have strong bones, teej --- from all the milk consumption.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2017 06:11 AM (Rsi2C)

680 Nice bad typing, right?

Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2017 06:12 AM (Rsi2C)

681 Look forward to the pics. Send em on.
Strong bones?
Okay, we'll hope none of the other 'rons see/comment on that one.

Posted by: teej at July 19, 2017 06:14 AM (B7V5e)

682 Gotta get showered and pack a lunch.

Posted by: teej at July 19, 2017 06:15 AM (B7V5e)

683 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2017 06:17 AM (J+eG2)

684 The pics are going to slam your Inbox. 13 of them. I just sent them. Sorry for too much content with that email

Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2017 06:17 AM (Rsi2C)

685 New math. I can't count.
16 pics.

I hope they don't jam your email. Yahoo sucks

Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2017 06:20 AM (Rsi2C)

686 Good morning VIA.

It feels like it will, in fact, be a good morning.
I hope so

Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2017 06:21 AM (Rsi2C)

687 "It feels like it will, in fact, be a good morning.
I hope so "

Always look on the bright side of life.

Or something like that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2017 06:25 AM (J+eG2)

688 I can't believe it's Monday already!

Posted by: goon at July 19, 2017 06:27 AM (EaQ6/)

689 >>Posted by: L, Elle

Good morning
*waves*

Posted by: Aviator at July 19, 2017 06:29 AM (/Nite)

690 Impeaching the head of the IRS would have been completely inadequate, and the uniparty couldn't even do that.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2017 06:29 AM (rnAwa)

691 Hi Aviator.

Still have the great hash, I see
It's so unfair

Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2017 06:43 AM (Rsi2C)

692

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 19, 2017 06:45 AM (MQp/B)

693 Always look on the bright side of life.
Or something like that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2017 06:25
***
Knock off that Pollyanna crap.

Now I have another ear worm. At least this one is better than the Def Leppard one.

I'm unusually cheerful and happy lately. It's an unfamiliar feeling. I credit Donald Trump and Jesus

Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2017 06:46 AM (Rsi2C)

694 All this discussion of Steve Goodman and no mention of his truly greatest song ever--"Go Cubs Go"?

Posted by: Secret Square at July 19, 2017 06:46 AM (9WuX0)

695
Is it too early to start drinking?

Checks watch...

Looks at bottle of scotch...

Posted by: Kreplach
___________________________

You're joking, right?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 19, 2017 06:47 AM (MQp/B)

696 >>691 Hi Aviator.

Still have the great hash, I see
It's so unfair
Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2017 06:43 AM (Rsi2C)

Maybe I need to check my privilege.

I really hate that autocomplete filled that phrase in.

Posted by: Aviator at July 19, 2017 06:50 AM (/Nite)

697 A surprisingly good music movie,
Along with MMA and Kevin James:

Here Comes the Boom

Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2017 06:55 AM (Rsi2C)

698 I'm jealous of your hash, Aviator. Mine looks like the old deodorant, Hi & Dri. Not sure they even make that anymore.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 19, 2017 06:55 AM (HiDrR)

699 All this discussion of Steve Goodman and no mention of his truly greatest song ever--"Go Cubs Go"?
Posted by: Secret Square at July 19, 2017 06:46 AM
****
That one is, indeed, a classic. Played that on a loop during their victorious and long anticipated WS finale

Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2017 06:58 AM (Rsi2C)

700 Who gets 700?

Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2017 06:58 AM (Rsi2C)

701 Me. That's who.

It's gonna be a good day.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2017 06:59 AM (Rsi2C)

702 ... But Massachusetts kept electing that evil traitorous bastard.

Murderers like him and the people that elect him are why there needs to be a Hell.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at July 19, 2017 08:41 AM (vFmT2)

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