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Overnight Open Thread (15 Jul 2017)
The entire episode is a remarkable example of something bordering on collective hallucination, most likely brought on by confirmation bias. Here hundreds of thousands of people - including professional journalists working for influential news organizations, and a chat show host with more than three million nightly viewers - literally heard Trump say something he never said, in most cases probably because it confirmed a pre-existing image of the President as a poorly read, culturally ignorant buffoon.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: booknlass at July 15, 2017 10:08 PM (6Xf+s)
Posted by: Shep Smith at July 15, 2017 10:08 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: David Brooks at July 15, 2017 10:09 PM (PXj2C)
what condition my condition was in--
Posted by: booknlass at July 15, 2017 10:09 PM (6Xf+s)
Posted by: NC Ref at July 15, 2017 10:10 PM (SpeiC)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 10:10 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Pete Seria at July 15, 2017 10:11 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 15, 2017 10:11 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 10:11 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 10:12 PM (Id9+8)
to see what condition
my condition was in.
Always reminds me of the Big Lebowski.
Dude!
Posted by: Pete Seria at July 15, 2017 10:12 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2017 10:12 PM (QGoUX)
Fucking Belgium.
To this day, Mrs. Cicero refers to Luxembourg as The Land of No Parking Spaces.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2017 10:12 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 10:12 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: booknlass at July 15, 2017 10:12 PM (6Xf+s)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 10:13 PM (s5Kql)
Dude!
Posted by: Pete Seria
that dream sequence is fabulous, you're right.
such a gas!
Posted by: booknlass at July 15, 2017 10:14 PM (6Xf+s)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2017 10:14 PM (RZXSp)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2017 10:15 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2017 10:15 PM (tr2D7)
If you want a face that smiles and loves and lights up, look for a picture of a dog. If you want one that hates you with the power of a thousand demons, you need to look for a cat pic.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 15, 2017 10:15 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at July 15, 2017 10:16 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 15, 2017 10:17 PM (e9G8E)
Will California ever thrive again?
I thought California was a super thriver which supported the rest of the country with their wealth?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2017 10:17 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: davidt at July 15, 2017 10:17 PM (XoldI)
Fucking Belgium.
To this day, Mrs. Cicero refers to Luxembourg as The Land of No Parking Spaces.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2017 10:12 PM
Sounds like you were spitting mad. That's understandable, given the location. Anyone would be feeling Phlegmish.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2017 10:18 PM (DMUuz)
to see what condition
my condition was in.
Always reminds me of the Big Lebowski.
Dude!
Posted by: Pete Seria at July 15, 2017 10:12 PM (lJW6d)
I own that, and keep meaning to rewatch it.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 10:18 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 15, 2017 10:19 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: booknlass at July 15, 2017 10:19 PM (6Xf+s)
Posted by: josephistan at July 15, 2017 10:19 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 10:18 PM (Id9+
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Evening Miley.
Posted by: GOULD at July 15, 2017 10:20 PM (vj/UE)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2017 10:20 PM (fZqx4)
Here's a handy recap of seasons 1 thru 6.
Let me see if I can do this.....
Here's some brutal, asshole characters.
Here's some sympathetic, heroic characters.
Here's some boobies and floppy weiners.
Now let's kill someone....
The assholes? No, lets kill all the heroes. Because George RR Martin says FUCK YOU while eating a lard sandwich.
Oh shit, the teenage girls are gonna fucking MURDER us for killing the cute guy......so let's resurrect him, like a zombie without the rotting flesh.
*looks at cast payroll*
Shit. Gotta cut costs. Let's just kill everyone in a big fucking kablooie so we can hire some more actors at cut-rate.
Yay! Season 7 starts tomorrow!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2017 10:20 PM (iFZVz)
Fucking Belgium.
To this day, Mrs. Cicero refers to Luxembourg as The Land of No Parking Spaces.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2017 10:12 PM
Sounds like you were spitting mad. That's understandable, given the location. Anyone would be feeling Phlegmish.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Good thing it wasn't during winter or you'd be Frisian.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 15, 2017 10:20 PM (5YBu8)
Posted by: josephistan at July 15, 2017 10:19 PM (ANIFC)
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Yeah, don't need to see that.
I'd like to stay in a somewhat good mood.
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 10:20 PM (s5Kql)
>I thought California was a super thriver which supported the rest of the country with their wealth?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2017 10:17 PM (IqV8l)
They support us with their thievery.
I mean, thrivery.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 10:20 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2017 10:21 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2017 10:22 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: booknlass at July 15, 2017 10:19 PM (6Xf+s)
Nope, CD. The only VHS tape I have is of me in my one film role. I played a spy. An industrial spy.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 10:22 PM (Id9+8)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/886266863084347393
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/886266947989635072
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/886267035386359810
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/886267126704742401
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/886267213967228929
Posted by: kbdabear at July 15, 2017 10:22 PM (AOrEZ)
And I know it's probably not very pro-liberty of me, but...
Hahahahaha! at the punk getting booted from the apartment for that stunt!
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 15, 2017 10:22 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: mindful webworker - unforced error at July 15, 2017 10:23 PM (hGZJP)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/886267310180364288
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/886267423288164353
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/886267528649035781
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/886268491946483712
Posted by: kbdabear at July 15, 2017 10:23 PM (AOrEZ)
Hahahahaha! at the punk getting booted from the apartment for that stunt!
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 15, 2017 10:22 PM (q1+kD)
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Made me giggle.
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 10:23 PM (s5Kql)
It's day three of my "depression bender". Yay me.
I think I may go karaoke tonight. I feel like singing some David Bowie for some reason. The cowboys around here won't like it, but I don't give a damn.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 10:23 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 10:23 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2017 10:21 PM (QGoUX)
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IMO, cats are mostly assholes who are not big enough to fcuk you up. So they settle for fcuking up your stuff.
Posted by: GOULD at July 15, 2017 10:24 PM (vj/UE)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 10:22 PM (Id9+
There wouldn't happen to be a pizza or pool boy involved in that movie, would there? lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2017 10:24 PM (aMlLZ)
so you're an actress too, in addition to your many other talents
Posted by: booknlass at July 15, 2017 10:24 PM (6Xf+s)
I never thought of you as a mean person before, but...
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 15, 2017 10:25 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 10:23 PM (Id9+
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How go the relo plans?
Posted by: GOULD at July 15, 2017 10:26 PM (vj/UE)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:26 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: josephistan at July 15, 2017 10:27 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 10:27 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:26 PM (0mRoj)
I lost interest as soon as I found out Oprah was in it.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 10:27 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2017 10:21 PM (QGoUX)
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IMO, cats are mostly assholes who are not big enough to fcuk you up. So they settle for fcuking up your stuff.
Posted by: GOULD at July 15, 2017 10:24 PM
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Supposedly, when cats knock things off a counter, it's because they want attention. As soon as they break something, they get their attention.
The cure for this is to put cups in cup holders that stick to the counter. Cat gets bored, problem solved.
Also... yeah, play with you cat and they won't be bored and do things you don't like
Posted by: shibumi at July 15, 2017 10:28 PM (aT+Bx)
Asking for prayers for my almost 98 year old dad who fell this evening and broke his nose. Cat scan revealed an anuerism. At hospital now, waiting for him to come back from another scan...
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 15, 2017 10:28 PM (k9San)
It's day three of my "depression bender". Yay me.
I think I may go karaoke tonight. I feel like singing some David
Bowie for some reason. The cowboys around here won't like it, but I
don't give a damn.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 10:23 PM (rJUlF)
Cap, I heard about your troubles. Or rather, read about them on Thursday's ONT.
I have no answers for you. I don't even know how to deal with women myself. I think my responses are viewed as brutally realistic and what woman wants to hear that? I sure as hell don't.
Being friendzoned is just...incomprehensibly awful. Yeah I know it happens, but that's little comfort.
And whoever said that thing about being SISTER-zoned (was it TickledPink?) - OMG yes, that's the fucking worst. I toss that one right back. Nope. Nah-gah-dah.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 10:28 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2017 10:28 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: cm9000 at July 15, 2017 10:28 PM (C06tc)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:26 PM (0mRoj)
I lost interest as soon as I found out Oprah was in it.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 10:27 PM (rJUlF)
It's an outrage. Not only does it look like they're going to buttrape the story, but Oprah? Are you fucking kidding me?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:29 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2017 10:24 PM (aMlLZ)
No, the hookup with my young lover came about two weeks later.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 10:30 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2017 10:28 PM (yTnCT)
Same reason they pretend Mooch is gorgeous, glamorous and a fashion genius.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:30 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2017 10:28 PM (yTnCT)
Remember what Sam Kineson said about Whoopi Goldberg? "America doesn't have the guts to admit she isn't funny."
Posted by: josephistan at July 15, 2017 10:30 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: booknlass at July 15, 2017 10:24 PM (6Xf+s)
I only work for free.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 10:30 PM (Id9+8)
Sorry that you're still down, CW...
If the cowboys get too ornery, just remember: Rawhide.
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at July 15, 2017 10:31 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: cm9000 at July 15, 2017 10:28 PM (C06tc)
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I'm gonna take a shot in the dark here and guess its asshole owner.
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 10:31 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: GOULD at July 15, 2017 10:26 PM (vj/UE)
At this moment in time they seem like a distant, unattainable dream.
How are you doing?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 10:31 PM (Id9+8)
Joke em if they can't take a...
Posted by: teej at July 15, 2017 10:31 PM (B7V5e)
Asking for prayers for my almost 98 year old dad who fell this evening and broke his nose. Cat scan revealed an anuerism. At hospital now, waiting for him to come back from another scan...
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 15, 2017 10:28 PM (k9San)
Oh no. Sorry to hear it.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 10:23 PM (rJUlF)
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Okay, but no "Psycho Killer". Maybe "Burning Down the House", "Wild, Wild Life", something fun.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2017 10:32 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2017 10:32 PM (yTnCT)
So they've made a movie production of A Wrinkle in Time scheduled for
release in 2018. Based on the preview, they've ruined one of my favorite
childhood books. Thanks assholes.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:26 PM (0mRoj)
Just don't watch it. Voila! Not ruined.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 10:32 PM (Id9+8)
I came to the conclusion long ago that any movie adaptation of my favorite books would be, at best, inadequate. The mediums (media?) are too different.
I would have given "Wrinkle" a chance. It was my favorite childhood book. Oprah is a deal-breaker.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 10:32 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread
Everyone likes a little Bowie.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 15, 2017 10:33 PM (5YBu8)
So I'm working on a screenplay and need some help.
The protagonist, a partial op tranny named Betadyne Douche, is being held prisoner by mob collection agents for a debt xe/xer/xit didn't incur but is collaterally associated with due to a complicated back story involving some out of work circus midgets, an out of work dyspeptic circus elephant and a fake Imam who's really an itinerant social worker and part-time internet pundit.
Anyway, Betadyne Douche is trying to get xis/xer/xit's hands free by sawing the ropes against the buckle of the tuck harness xe/xhe/xit is wearing when one of the hoods starts trying to make time with xe/xer/xit.
Should Betadyne Douche:
[ ] Play along until xe/xhe/xit can get free and clobber the hood
[ ] Refuse the hood's advances and get beat up as a result
[ ] Lay back and enjoy it but ask for a shower after...
Posted by: Fucknuckle Deluxe at July 15, 2017 10:33 PM (bwl6I)
It's day three of my "depression bender". Yay me.
I think I may go karaoke tonight. I feel like singing some David Bowie for some reason. The cowboys around here won't like it, but I don't give a damn.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 10:23 PM (rJUlF)
You going Ziggy Stardust or Thin White Duke?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:33 PM (0mRoj)
fell this evening and broke his nose. Cat scan revealed an anuerism.
At hospital now, waiting for him to come back from another scan...
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 15, 2017 10:28 PM (k9San)
Coming right up, Ladylibertarian!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 10:34 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 15, 2017 10:28 PM (k9San)
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Prayers up, hun.
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 10:34 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2017 10:34 PM (IqV8l)
Thank you. It's been ten years since my divorce, and every relationship I thought had a chance has always ended up with those three words, "Let's be friends".
Some of those I understand; early on, I wasn't ready for that. But now? I can't help but wonder what the hell is wrong with me.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 10:34 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 15, 2017 10:34 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 10:23 PM (rJUlF)
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Okay, but no "Psycho Killer". Maybe "Burning Down the House", "Wild, Wild Life", something fun.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2017 10:32 PM (QGoUX)
Um, those are Talking Heads songs. David Byrne, not David Bowie.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:34 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Malthe Leftwrench at July 15, 2017 10:35 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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Oh no! Give me a call if I can help in any way. Prayers for Dad and your family of course.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2017 10:35 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 10:32 PM (Id9+
It's the principle of the thing, dammit!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:35 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: booknlass at July 15, 2017 10:35 PM (6Xf+s)
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 15, 2017 10:35 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: totally, 100% original Amy Schumer at July 15, 2017 10:36 PM (N6OCH)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:26 PM (0mRoj)
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Yeah, I approach this with trepidation. Have you seen the cast list? It's very, very uh inclusive.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1620680/
fullcredits?ref_=tt_cl_sm#cast
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2017 10:36 PM (QGoUX)
[ ] Play along until xe/xhe/xit can get free and clobber the hood
[ ] Refuse the hood's advances and get beat up as a result
[ ] Lay back and enjoy it but ask for a shower after...
Posted by: Fucknuckle Deluxe
[X] B & C
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 15, 2017 10:36 PM (5YBu8)
Hi blue eyes and so-cool Kansas twang!
How's my fav drummer?
Btw you would be my 2nd fav drummer if John Bonham hadn't drunk himself into an early grave.
I have missed you here! How are you???
Posted by: L, Elle at July 15, 2017 10:36 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2017 10:36 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: IC at July 15, 2017 10:37 PM (gcme+)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:33 PM (0mRoj)
"Space Oddity" for certain. "Life On Mars", too, if I'm confident enough with the words. Even if they're on the screen, I like knowing the lyrics anyway. I do better when I can concentrate on the performance instead of "hope I don't blow the words".
Maybe I should throw in "Ziggy Stardust" or "Rebel Rebel" to really annoy the cowboys at the bar.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 10:37 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:34 PM (0mRoj)
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Wow. I thought it was a bit weird for that venue.
Still...Cappy should go in full Ziggy Stardust kit, just to freak out the squares.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2017 10:38 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 10:38 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: GOULD at July 15, 2017 10:26 PM (vj/UE)
At this moment in time they seem like a distant, unattainable dream.
How are you doing?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 10:31 PM (Id9+
Patience young lady.
After around 4 years of trying to get South, I had nothing to show for it and my unemployment was about to run out.
Two months later I drove 2,400 miles round trip for a job interview, and three weeks after that I was in Texas. Woo hoo!!
Posted by: Country Boy at July 15, 2017 10:38 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 15, 2017 10:39 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2017 10:39 PM (PXj2C)
If they say otherwise, they get death threats from her harpy cultists.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2017 10:39 PM (GbzYN)
How are you doing?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 10:31 PM (Id9+
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Doing OK. The prep for hanging it up next year is really not going well.
The Wife, I am finding, has has very little experience in future financial planning. She is more of a live in the moment type.
This is causing big riffs. I am posting this from my travel trailer that I keep at my marina.....alone.
Posted by: GOULD at July 15, 2017 10:39 PM (vj/UE)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1620680
/fullcredits?ref_=tt_cl_sm#cast
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2017 10:36 PM (QGoUX)
My heart sank and dinner started coming back up when I saw Oprah Winfrey was in it.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:39 PM (0mRoj)
that dream sequence is fabulous, you're right.
Theaters have enormous speakers that do justice to the songs recorded for eight track. Which has been noticed by James Gunn.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 15, 2017 10:40 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2017 10:40 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2017 10:38 PM (QGoUX)
Ah, if only I could. Too bad the college drama department is closed. I'm sure I could find something there.
And those Talking Heads songs are great, too.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 10:40 PM (rJUlF)
Further, the themes of "conformity" and the "status quo" are present. It is a generic theme that is within every society there is a powerful dominant group that challenges the minority group.
I can see where this is going.
Posted by: Malthe Leftwrench at July 15, 2017 10:40 PM (m9X4Y)
I'm good with second fiddle to Bonham,,, and every other "known" drummer,,, and 99% of the unknown ones.
How you doin' darlin?
Posted by: teej at July 15, 2017 10:40 PM (B7V5e)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2017 10:40 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 15, 2017 10:28 PM (k9San)
So sad, so sorry. Be glad your Father has lived so long.
Hoping for the best. What hospital are you at?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 15, 2017 10:41 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Malthe Leftwrench
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Far fewer Lancasters and B-17's involved.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2017 10:41 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2017 10:41 PM (0tfLf)
The Wife, I am finding, has has very little experience in future financial planning. She is more of a live in the moment type.
This is causing big riffs. I am posting this from my travel trailer that I keep at my marina.....alone.
Posted by: GOULD at July 15, 2017 10:39 PM (vj/UE)
Ugh. Not good. I had similar troubles in addition to many others.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:41 PM (0mRoj)
Ah, if only I could. Too bad the college drama department is closed. I'm sure I could find something there.
And those Talking Heads songs are great, too.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 10:40 PM (rJUlF)
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I have some holographic Doc Martens and lots and lots of glitter. Come on over and I'll Ziggify you!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2017 10:42 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2017 10:40 PM (yTnCT)
Nice idea! "Labyrinth" is one of my daughter's favorite films, too. My granddaughter isn't liking it, yet.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 10:42 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2017 10:38 PM (QGoUX)
Ah, if only I could. Too bad the college drama department is closed. I'm sure I could find something there.
And those Talking Heads songs are great, too.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 10:40 PM (rJUlF)
Dig out the platform boots and rock it!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:42 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2017 10:42 PM (OdK9v)
On a lighter note cactus bikini and grumpy cat may be dopplegangers of bill ney weirdness where 11 year girls need to learn about anal sex.
Posted by: colfax mingo at July 15, 2017 10:42 PM (DrjYG)
Posted by: GOULD at July 15, 2017 10:39 PM (vj/UE)
Sorry to hear that.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 15, 2017 10:42 PM (D2vc1)
Oh Jeebus.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:43 PM (0mRoj)
She made all the kids laugh calling one of her pack-mates "cactus butt."
Posted by: booknlass at July 15, 2017 10:44 PM (6Xf+s)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2017 10:40 PM (yTnCT)
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They pixilated the Goblin King's crotch when I saw it on TV recently. Can't have those tight britches working the sexy voodoo on young viewers!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2017 10:44 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 10:44 PM (rJUlF)
Whole lot better now.
I'm so happy I found you, teej!!!
And you called me darling.
I'll save the swooning for later. Hopefully.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 15, 2017 10:44 PM (Rsi2C)
The final battle, when the Russians and Germans were fighting in the streets?
Terribly bloody. Hundreds of thousands of casualties. The Soviet Generals wanted to be Stalin's favorite in winning the Last Battle. They spent their soldier's lives like water.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 15, 2017 10:44 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 10:45 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2017 10:45 PM (IqV8l)
Try Young Americans for a David Bowie song. I have no musical ability but I can sing this. In my car where nobody can hear me. If they did I'm sure I'd be violating several sound ordinances here in Northern VA. Possibly a few Geneva Convention laws too.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2017 10:45 PM (GbzYN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2017 10:45 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2017 10:45 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: GOULD at July
airstream?
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 15, 2017 10:46 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 10:46 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 15, 2017 10:46 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 10:46 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: ibguy at July 15, 2017 10:46 PM (vUcdz)
Thank you. It's been ten years since my divorce, and every
relationship I thought had a chance has always ended up with those three
words, "Let's be friends".
Some of those I understand; early on, I wasn't ready for that. But
now? I can't help but wonder what the hell is wrong with me.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 10:34 PM (rJUlF)
Or you find the perfect one for you, and s/he dies. So there's that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 10:46 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:47 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:39 PM (0mRoj)
Brian Dennehy is going to be pissed that she got the role of the Hindenburg instead of him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 10:47 PM (AWYXL)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 15, 2017 10:47 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 15, 2017 10:47 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: CDR M at July 15, 2017 10:47 PM (9I51B)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2017 10:45 PM (yTnCT)
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About the holographic boots, or about Bowie's crotch?
Both true.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2017 10:48 PM (QGoUX)
You're mostly not around when I do.
Two ships in the night I guess.
Swoon eh?
Aww, go ahead. I'll catch ya.
Posted by: teej at July 15, 2017 10:48 PM (B7V5e)
[ ] Play along until xe/xhe/xit can get free and clobber the hood
[ ] Refuse the hood's advances and get beat up as a result
[ ] Lay back and enjoy it but ask for a shower after...
Posted by: Fucknuckle Deluxe at July 15, 2017 10:33 PM
Additional choices:
[ ] Ask xe/xhe/xitself "WWLD?", then do it.
[ ] Break into a spontaneous karaoke of the Horde's favorite Yoko Ono music video.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2017 10:48 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 15, 2017 10:46 PM
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Heh, Ya.
I should confess the quote is from the wikipedia plot summary for the book 'a wrinkle in time'.
Posted by: Malthe Leftwrench at July 15, 2017 10:49 PM (m9X4Y)
*bangs head on steering wheel*
Posted by: Country Boy at July 15, 2017 10:46 PM (D2vc1)
I know, right? The society that Meg, Charles Wallace and Calvin travel to conditions all its dwellers into conformity, sameness and synchronization. They're going to turn it into some race/sex bullshit and miss the point by parsecs.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2017 10:50 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Malthe Leftwrench at July 15, 2017 10:49 PM (m9X4Y)
Whoever wrote that needs to be cuffed stoutly about the ears.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:50 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 15, 2017 10:50 PM (0wem/)
Dad is at Dublin Methodist. Surgery not a consideration.
Tonypete-I will keep you in the loop--thanks.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 15, 2017 10:50 PM (fNu7U)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2017 10:50 PM (yTnCT)
His unpixelated crotch is a hanging offense, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:51 PM (0mRoj)
[ ] Ask xe/xhe/xitself "WWLD?", then do it.
[ ] Break into a spontaneous karaoke of the Horde's favorite Yoko Ono music video.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2017 10:48 PM (DMUuz)
I'm likin it. Yes, add these....
Posted by: Fucknuckle Deluxe at July 15, 2017 10:51 PM (bwl6I)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 15, 2017 10:46 PM (0wem/)
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Yes. A '12 classic 30.
Posted by: GOULD at July 15, 2017 10:52 PM (vj/UE)
If you want to link to your email addresses, you can use:
mailto: abcd@xyz.com in the URL field.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2017 10:53 PM (wYseH)
You get lady Junk a saddle yet?
Haven't sent a pic in a while.
Posted by: teej at July 15, 2017 10:53 PM (B7V5e)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2017 10:53 PM (yTnCT)
If you want to link to your email addresses, you can use:
mailto: abcd@xyz.com in the URL field.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2017 10:53 PM (wYseH)
What if that isn't their email address?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:53 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 15, 2017 10:34 PM (rJUlF)
Or you find the perfect one for you, and s/he dies. So there's that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
As someone who has bombed several relationships, alienated my best friend and ended up divorced, I would not presume to tell you how to live your life.
But sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself for the things that have gone wrong. You can't carry it around like a ball and chain around your ankle. My older sister did that, and it made her very unhappy. She finally found a man, who was also her friend, who is so patient and kind to her, and she is happier now at 64 than she has been in a long time.
Everybody has their own pain to live with, and want someone to brighten their lives. If you carry around that deadweight of the past failures, nobody really wants you around; everybody carries around something that they can't let go. And that is my bit of pop wisdom to pass on tonight.
And sometimes it's hard to appear to be happy when your heart feels like a stone in your chest.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 15, 2017 10:53 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: colfax mingo at July 15, 2017 10:54 PM (DrjYG)
There are games you can play, but that's probably not what you want. A lot of it is just chemical, in my opinion, and there's not much you can do to change that.
Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2017 10:54 PM (Mjus2)
Posted by: Zeera at July 15, 2017 10:54 PM (giJZj)
Posted by: colfax mingo at July 15, 2017 10:54 PM (DrjYC
Congratulations. Don't rub it in.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:55 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:53 PM (0mRoj)
Good point.
mailto: insomniac@blowme.com
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2017 10:55 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 15, 2017 10:56 PM (Tnhbr)
*snort*. C'mon, that was a high hanging curveball.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:56 PM (0mRoj)
Break a leg, Cap'n!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:47 PM (0mRoj)
Well, I'm not a Captain, but I am a Colonel, and I know, if theres one thing that will help, it's some nice crispy fried chicken!
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at July 15, 2017 10:56 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 15, 2017 10:56 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 10:56 PM (0mRoj)
Yeah...yeah.
[fvcking Moron]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2017 10:57 PM (wYseH)
Bad: to wake up before dawn to go to a dog show.
Worse: to leave before dawn to go to a dog show.
Even worse: to drive for three hours before dawn to go to a dog show.
Worst of all: to wake up, leave and drive for three hours before dawn to go to a dog show, then lose.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2017 10:57 PM (RO6/m)
The Wife, I am finding, has has very little experience in future financial planning. She is more of a live in the moment type.
This is causing big riffs. I am posting this from my travel trailer that I keep at my marina.....alone.
Posted by: GOULD at July 15, 2017 10:39 PM (vj/UE)
Well, that's just sucky, dude. I feel for you. Seemed like you two were coming from the same place.
Money, jeez.
Glad you have a place to escape to, but sorry that you had to avail yourself.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 10:57 PM (Id9+8)
Maybe I should adopt a Megasoid. Feeding would be a problem, and of course spaying would be a necessity.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 15, 2017 10:58 PM (MZcWR)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 15, 2017 10:56 PM (Tnhbr)
Nobody said war was easy.
I'll bet the best ones cared....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2017 10:58 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: teej at July 15, 2017 10:48 PM (B7V5e)
***
That's almost the lyric from a fav Tom Petty song of mine. An Alice in Wonderland song.
What do you think of Petty, Drummer? He's up there for my Southern Rock favs. Right up there with Skynard and Kid Rock (jk) and Robert Earl Keene and Pat Green and Stevie Ray.
You're my music teach.
P.S. How'd you like my hair best? Straightened like the kids wear it or in it's natural state slight curly/wavy?
Posted by: L, Elle at July 15, 2017 10:58 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at July 15, 2017 10:56 PM (n3hky)
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Cool. Do you know of a place to get some? Because your stuff is a soggy, greasy disaster.
Posted by: GOULD at July 15, 2017 10:59 PM (vj/UE)
nothing for christina hendricks though.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 15, 2017 10:59 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: ISIS Fashion Division at July 15, 2017 10:59 PM (eMKNe)
You get lady Junk a saddle yet?
Haven't sent a pic in a while.
Posted by: teej at July 15, 2017 10:53 PM (B7V5e)
***
How'd I miss this one from you???
You'll get a pic of Her Highness. She's so beautiful
Posted by: L, Elle at July 15, 2017 11:00 PM (Rsi2C)
Not wanting to rub it in. Just saying it is never too late to find love and a deep lasting connection. If one is 70 and lonely and meets a soul mate and dies at 80 still in love, that was a decade well lived.
Posted by: colfax mingo at July 15, 2017 11:01 PM (DrjYG)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 15, 2017 11:01 PM (D2vc1)
[fvcking Moron]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July
when did the co bloggers begin using latin?
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 15, 2017 11:01 PM (0wem/)
Wat if undercover Dept. of Agriculture agent Vanilla Moistbits gets an anonymous text from one of the clowns, or maybe the elephant, to rescue Betadyne Douche, kicks the door and hoses the room and they swoon into each others arms and make mad passionate love?
Posted by: Fucknuckle Deluxe at July 15, 2017 11:01 PM (bwl6I)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 15, 2017 11:01 PM (Rsi2C)
Duh. They don't make tampons in my size. And Lord knows Venus won't loan me any.
Posted by: Jupiter Ascending at July 15, 2017 11:03 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: GOULD at July 15, 2017 10:59 PM (vj/UE)
According to a long, cool article I read about the Colonel, the recipe they use is no longer at all like the one he used when he ran the show. Apparently he railed about it behind the scenes for years.
He got fed up enough that he opened a restaurant in Kentucky somewhere that uses his original recipe to this day.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 15, 2017 11:03 PM (D2vc1)
Just be glad you don't have any great dark spots like me.
Posted by: Neptune at July 15, 2017 11:04 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Fucknuckle Deluxe
It's 2017 Hollywood, so she'd have to kick the door and take down all of the goons hand-to-hand with her Mad Ski11z.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 15, 2017 11:04 PM (5YBu8)
Tonypete-I will keep you in the loop--thanks.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
Are you there alone? Do you want any company?
I'm a ways away in Westerville, but not doing anything tonight except hanging out here.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 15, 2017 11:05 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Uranus at July 15, 2017 11:05 PM (eMKNe)
I played a porn star.
Posted by: Apostate at July 15, 2017 11:06 PM (n1dE4)
He got fed up enough that he opened a restaurant in Kentucky somewhere that uses his original recipe to this day.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 15, 2017 11:03 PM (D2vc1)
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That's cool, because his original recipe stuff was great back in the day.
Posted by: GOULD at July 15, 2017 11:06 PM (vj/UE)
Duh. They don't make tampons in my size. And Lord knows Venus won't loan me any.
Posted by: Jupiter Ascending at July 15, 2017 11:03 PM (eMKNe)
You're big enough to just use venus.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2017 11:06 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 15, 2017 11:06 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Neptune at July 15, 2017 11:04 PM (8O3HH)
Why not?
Posted by: Hope Solo at July 15, 2017 11:07 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2017 11:07 PM (IqV8l)
Like it. I was thinking some Wickian gun play then Crouching Tiger hand to hand.
As they leave the warehouse, hand in hand, Vanilla Moistbits gets shanked by a rogue IRS auditor incensed at her killing his two gay lover mob enforcers. Betadyne Douche pulls off the remains of xis/xer/xit's tuck straps and strangles him, then does something unattractive to the corpse.
Posted by: Fucknuckle Deluxe at July 15, 2017 11:08 PM (bwl6I)
Just start working towards the move. As you start getting rid of stuff and fixing things, it becomes more real. We've talked about moving for almost nine years but it is really happening now. I painted the first room I've done in 15 years today. If I don't hurt too much tomorrow, I'll tackle another.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 15, 2017 11:08 PM (Lqy/e)
I'm just teasing. I hold no hope in that regard anyway. I'll have to find something else to give life meaning.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 11:08 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: cm9000 at July 15, 2017 11:09 PM (C06tc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 15, 2017 11:01 PM
Dude. Latin is what they use on their super-secret CoB back-channel communication channel when they aren't using Classical Greek or Sanskrit.
Who do you think leaves those occasional "Kilroynius hic erat" posts?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2017 11:09 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 11:09 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2017 11:09 PM (89VjS)
There's no doubt who tonight's prick is, is there?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 15, 2017 11:09 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 11:09 PM (Id9+8)
Well bugger me, Uranus has sported dark spots, too.
Unlike Jupiter's Red Spot, these things come and go. Well, other storms on Jupiter come and go, too, but that damned Red Spot....persists.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 15, 2017 11:10 PM (8O3HH)
There's no doubt who tonight's prick is, is there?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 15, 2017 11:09 PM (pNxlR)
Oo, oo, pick me, pick me!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 11:11 PM (0mRoj)
Skynard threw some classics out there.
We do a Robert Earl Keene tune but damned if I can remember which one. Probably a song with a semi tasteless twist to it.
Stevie Ray?
Highly overrated as far as I'm concerned. If guys like Jimi and Duane had still been around he'd have never made it to the radio.
Liked you hair both ways. Straighten it if you're feeling reserved and let her go when you, well, want to let her go,,, IYKWIMAITTYD
Posted by: teej at July 15, 2017 11:11 PM (B7V5e)
Do you have a lot of stuff you have to get rid of before you move, or are you livin' light these days?
Posted by: Hope Solo at July 15, 2017 11:11 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 15, 2017 11:09 PM (pNxlR)
Is this going to be one of those I am Spartacus moments?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2017 11:12 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2017 11:12 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 15, 2017 11:12 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 15, 2017 11:09 PM (pNxlR)
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If you happened to speak to my wife in the last 24 hours, I win.
Posted by: GOULD at July 15, 2017 11:12 PM (vj/UE)
Posted by: cm9000 at July 15, 2017 11:09 PM (C06tc)
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Steiner could have turned it around, if only he had come.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2017 11:13 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 15, 2017 11:09 PM (pNxlR)
=%=====
If you happened to speak to my wife in the last 24 hours, I win.
Posted by: GOULD at July 15, 2017 11:12 PM (vj/UE)
You asshole, not wanting her to spend you into the poorhouse.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 11:13 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: JoeF.
The author is probably out of a job now.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2017 11:14 PM (GbzYN)
One finger typk by on a tiny keyboard.
And then Juno gets typed Junk.
Thanks for overlooking that.
Posted by: teej at July 15, 2017 11:14 PM (B7V5e)
Not now though. I'm waiting on my fav drummer and music teach to see if he's still here.
You're my fav guitar guy on this blog tied with garrett.
You dont like consolation prizes, do you?
Posted by: L, Elle at July 15, 2017 11:14 PM (Rsi2C)
Cool. Do you know of a place to get some? Because your stuff is a soggy, greasy disaster.
Posted by: GOULD at July 15, 2017 10:59 PM (vj/UE)
Thats only in the franchises that have been colluding with the Russians. I'm personally working a hand into pinching that in the bud so everyone can enjoy some of my nice crispy fried chicken!
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at July 15, 2017 11:14 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 15, 2017 11:09 PM
Hey, I was just hanging around, minding my own business, when some dame burst in and grabbed me and started up with the frottage.
Posted by: The Cactus at July 15, 2017 11:16 PM (DMUuz)
Cool fact: in that final offensive the Russians had 3000 artillery pieces per kilometer of front. Since a gun is a couple of meters wide, that meant they had so many guns they could have lined them up six deep in front of their advancing army.
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 15, 2017 11:16 PM (KqziQ)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 11:11 PM (0mRoj)
Did you play guitar today? If not, yeah I'm nominatiing you. lol
(I wasn't kidding when I said I would be monitoring your progress)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2017 11:16 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: JoeF.
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Probably hacked by the Russians.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 15, 2017 11:16 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Colonel Sanders
By any chance, have you a moment to hear about the Magninsky Act?
Posted by: Natalia Honeytrap at July 15, 2017 11:17 PM (5YBu8)
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 15, 2017 11:17 PM (KqziQ)
He got fed up enough that he opened a restaurant in Kentucky somewhere that uses his original recipe to this day.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 15, 2017 11:03 PM (D2vc1)
Apparently he had the Canadian concession, and had a different spice producer, Marion Kay make a substitute, and their 99X is supposed to be as close as possible to the original recipe. He promoted it in competition with corporate's recipe, and got in trouble for it, too.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 15, 2017 11:18 PM (17QyB)
Posted by: General Tso at July 15, 2017 11:19 PM (KqziQ)
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 15, 2017 11:17 PM (KqziQ)
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The Illuminati request that you stop talking about this.
Posted by: The Illuminati at July 15, 2017 11:20 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: teej at July 15, 2017 11:11 PM (B7V5e)
****
I like your hair too. It's longish and just the right length. Fingers-running-through right length.
I'm so happy I found you here. Appreciate your comment about a southern rock and all the usual suspects.
We can talk music anytime.
Let's talk you.
You're a beautiful soul. You gave me all my bestest and newest (to me, at least) music. Smokey and all the Motown stuff. Thank you for al of it. I'm indebted to you
Posted by: L, Elle at July 15, 2017 11:21 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 15, 2017 11:17 PM (KqziQ) "
Why does a nuclear reaction need a chimney?
Posted by: Apostate at July 15, 2017 11:21 PM (n1dE4)
The results, at least, are broadly similar.
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 15, 2017 11:21 PM (KqziQ)
Posted by: colfax mingo at July 15, 2017 11:21 PM (DrjYG)
Posted by: The Illuminati
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IO you one.
Posted by: Joval at July 15, 2017 11:21 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2017 11:16 PM (aMlLZ)
I knew you weren't. I didn't play today as I would've lost skin on my fingers this time, but shall tomorrow.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 11:21 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 15, 2017 11:22 PM (KqziQ)
Colonel, I challenge you to face me on the field of battle!
Posted by: General Tso at July 15, 2017 11:19 PM
In the Chicken Octagon.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2017 11:22 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 11:13 PM (0mRoj)
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Roughly the size of it. She has no eperience with financial planning and tax implications of financial moves.
Which would be fine, if she would STFU and let me handle it while living on a very generous monthly budget.
But no. She wants to be "involved" while not understanding fcuk all about what she would hear if she were involved.
She fails to understand that under GA La, 98% of my shit remains mine in the event of ultimate marital discord.
Posted by: GOULD at July 15, 2017 11:23 PM (vj/UE)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 11:24 PM (s5Kql)
Just start working towards the move. As you start getting rid of
stuff and fixing things, it becomes more real. We've talked about moving
for almost nine years but it is really happening now. I painted the
first room I've done in 15 years today. If I don't hurt too much
tomorrow, I'll tackle another.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 15, 2017 11:08 PM (Lqy/e)
You're absolutely right about this. I've made some small strides, but need to tackle this head on. Lists of what I want to sell, what I want to keep, and what I want to agonize about.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 11:24 PM (Id9+8)
Not now though. I'm waiting on my fav drummer and music teach to see if he's still here.
You're my fav guitar guy on this blog tied with garrett.
You dont like consolation prizes, do you?
Posted by: L, Elle at July 15, 2017 11:14 PM (Rsi2C)
Well whenever you're ready talk, I'll listen.
Consolation prizes are cool. I mean if 1st place is a Ferrari and the consolation prize is a Hemi challenger yeah I'm all giggles.
If first prize is Penelope cruz, and consolation prize is Lena Dunham.........you wouldn't like me when I'm angry. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2017 11:25 PM (aMlLZ)
I do not envy you your current predicament. Financial shit kills a lot of marriages.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 11:25 PM (0mRoj)
Teasing if fine, but being a very literal guy, I am a bit slow to ID teasing. Forgive my rigid literal soul. ;-)
Posted by: colfax mingo at July 15, 2017 11:28 PM (DrjYG)
Posted by: Trimegistus
Jupiter radiates MORE energy than it receives from the Sun. You could think of the Great Red Spot as similar to sunspots on the surface of the sun; places where the magnetic field is variable and allows a lot of plasma to escape. Sunspots on the surface of the Sun are actually quite large, could easily swallow any of the planets. I think the Great Red Spot is actually larger than Earth.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 15, 2017 11:28 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Hope Solo at July 15, 2017 11:11 PM (D2vc1)
After moving from the house to an apartment, there was less. Back then everything reminded me of Tim, and I was even loath to go through his papers. It's much better now, but will till be difficult. Moving on often is.
Yeah, a lot of household stuff.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2017 11:28 PM (Id9+8)
I'm glad you enjoyed some of the stuff I had you check out.
Hopefully I'll be able to play for you one day.
Live I mean. Not over the phone.
Posted by: teej at July 15, 2017 11:28 PM (B7V5e)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 15, 2017 11:29 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: GOULD at July 15, 2017 11:23 PM (vj/UE)
Dude, DO NOT let that little ditty slip.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 15, 2017 11:29 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2017 11:16 PM (aMlLZ)
I knew you weren't. I didn't play today as I would've lost skin on my fingers this time, but shall tomorrow.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 11:21 PM (0mRoj)
Perfect. Nothing wrong with a day of rest when you're ready to lose a few fingerprints. Is any of it coming back? Has any muscle memory kicked in?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2017 11:30 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 11:30 PM (s5Kql)
Consolation prizes are cool. I mean if 1st place is a Ferrari and the consolation prize is a Hemi challenger yeah I'm all giggles.
If first prize is Penelope cruz, and consolation prize is Lena Dunham.........you wouldn't like me when I'm angry. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2017 11:25 PM (aMlLZ)
***
Yeah, Hahaha. You're so funny.
You know what I can say briefly:
After all the advice you gave me going into that meeting, I was hoping for a fail and obvious junk. His work was beautiful. Fucking magnificent. I wanted to walk away. I couldn't
I took pics. You'll get to see them ---- of the instruments. If you're able to offer me further advice on the subject, that is.
You can say No btw. I have no feelings so they can't be hurt.
:-)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 15, 2017 11:30 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: cm9000 at July 15, 2017 11:31 PM (C06tc)
Posted by: Popeye's Chicken at July 15, 2017 11:32 PM (bc2Lc)
Went to visit the 84 year old mother-in-law, and out of the blue, Mr. H invites her to come for a visit without discussing with me first.
Last time she came she was difficult, I guess would be a charitable way of putting it.
And when we got back home, the power was out due to a tree falling on the pole and transformer.
Power has been restored, fortunately.
Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2017 11:32 PM (5B6nl)
Posted by: SMFH at July
neighbor of ours who was a complete dick came home one day to find his wife had cleaned everything out of their apartment while he was at work. She also took the cars.
He was less of a dick after that.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 15, 2017 11:32 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 15, 2017 11:09 PM (89VjS)
Trying to salvage their credibility?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 11:33 PM (AWYXL)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 11:33 PM (s5Kql)
Live I mean. Not over the phone.
Posted by: teej at July 15, 2017 11:28 PM (B7V5e)
***
I'm saying those words over and over again and out loud.
Play for me one day?
"Live" --- you mean that?
Don't lead me on and tease me, Drummer.
Hearing you play Live would be a dream come true for me.
I'll go with Hopefully too. Like you did
Posted by: L, Elle at July 15, 2017 11:34 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 15, 2017 11:35 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2017 11:35 PM (89T5c)
Yikes. That kid has suffered enough.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2017 11:35 PM (oVJmc)
You need to search for a nice flyover man who wants to meet you. They are out there. 90% may be BS, but 10% might just be someone you may connect with.
Posted by: colfax mingo at July 15, 2017 11:35 PM (DrjYG)
starting to remind me of Wile E. Coyote, endlessly trying out some new
gizmo involving springs, roller skates, and dynamite in order to catch
the Roadrunner.
The results, at least, are broadly similar.
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 15, 2017 11:21 PM (KqziQ)
<opens box marked 'Acme Scandal Company' with great anticipation>
Posted by: Wiley, the Coyote at July 15, 2017 11:35 PM (Id9+8)
The critical mass, ?33 lbs? can be reached when water connects a vein of uranium. The heat of fusion boils the water, and then the whole thing stops and resets.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 15, 2017 11:35 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2017 11:30 PM (aMlLZ)
A bit. Fingering and picking got a bit more coordinated by the time I was done. I ran some scales for a while among other things. Things were syncing up better at the end than at the beginning.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 11:35 PM (0mRoj)
There's a lot of one man shops out there any more but he keeps up with em pretty good if you're talking accoustic guitars.
Wouldn't be surprised if he comes back from vacay with another new one.
Yeah, they spent a few days in Memphis on the trip.
Posted by: teej at July 15, 2017 11:37 PM (B7V5e)
Didn't Churchill reject a separately negotiated peace out of hand? IIRC, the Germans approached England through an intermediary on specifically that topic and were told to go fuck themselves with Bratwursts.
Posted by: Apostate at July 15, 2017 11:37 PM (n1dE4)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 15, 2017 11:37 PM (J0k5B)
Posted by: SMFH at July
no he really was. The reason I know this is because one morning we were going to work and I got on the elevator and said "morning." He replied "morning. dude, my wife took everything out of our apartment and left me. took the cars too. can't believe it." fortunately the we got to the ground floor then so all had to offer was "that's rough, hope it works out."
really was nicer afterwards.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 15, 2017 11:37 PM (0wem/)
Horde, I don't know if I put myself on the outs this week or I'm just not that interesting to begin with. I may deserve it either way, though I'm past apologizing.
And now another round of Horde Lovelorn Advice...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, not a damn failure at July 15, 2017 11:37 PM (66CWr)
You can say No btw. I have no feelings so they can't be hurt.
:-)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 15, 2017 11:30 PM (Rsi2C)
It would be interesting to see.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2017 11:38 PM (aMlLZ)
It may help if you start to finalize exactly what you want to do. Do you know where you want to move? Have you started looking into places there? We kicked into high drive when we found the area and place we want.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 15, 2017 11:39 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 15, 2017 11:39 PM (KqziQ)
All the gas giants radiate much more energy than they receive. Except Uranus, which is about even.
And it's *fission* that can occur naturally on Earth, not fusion.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 15, 2017 11:40 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Much less.
The same thing sort of happened to one of my neighbors. One day, his wife and kids just up and left.
He let his house go to shit, and eventually abandoned it to the bank after not paying his mortgage for months.
He worked for a lawn irrigation/water sprinkler company, and we all thought it was a front for him selling drugs. Really. He was one weird guy.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 15, 2017 11:40 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: I had a name, but I forgot at July 15, 2017 11:40 PM (jY+fp)
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 11:41 PM (s5Kql)
And it's *fission* that can occur naturally on Earth, not fusion.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear
Are you saying Uranus gives as much as it receives?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 15, 2017 11:41 PM (5YBu8)
Jail for music teacher, 54, who blames male student, 17, for tricking her into having sex 'like a used car saleman'.
Do used car salesmen have sex in a particular way?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2017 11:42 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: teej at July 15, 2017 11:37 PM (B7V5e)
****
Get ready for a laugh, Drummer.
The guitar builder is my bee keeper. He builds instruments for fun, not $. Because he can. Your lead vocalist won't know him. No one knows him bc he's a bee keep. A sekrit. He's mine.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 15, 2017 11:42 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 11:25 PM (0mRoj)
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Thanks. I am going to take the Sundancer (boat) to Cocktail Cove on my lake tomorrow. Going to unplug and just hang with good people. Go with the flow.
Then, I am going to app up a boat driver (did you know you could do that?) to soberly drive it back home.
I am then going to have dinner at the marina. Great food.
Then I will Uber home. Once I get there, I will present to Wife a death by PowerPoint deal about what I am going to do and why.
It will be like trying to have a deep conversation with your cat.
Posted by: GOULD at July 15, 2017 11:43 PM (vj/UE)
Yes, Uranus expels no more than it takes in.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 15, 2017 11:43 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Apostate at July 15, 2017 11:44 PM (n1dE4)
Held hands during the final hours of dad and mom. Difficult indeed, but the final connection is important. Let them go, as they go to the next phase, We are just star dust that is animated for a few decades. We are all born old.
Posted by: colfax mingo at July 15, 2017 11:44 PM (DrjYG)
Posted by: publius
The Earth's core is probably a lot of molten iron and heavier uranic elements. The uranic elements are heavy and so probably sunk to the core when the Earth was formed. That's probably what keeps the core hot and molten and magenetic. With out a hot molten core, we end up a dead world like Mars, which has a cold core, and no big B-field to shield if from the solar wind, and its atmosphere is stripped away.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 15, 2017 11:44 PM (S6Pax)
The critical mass, ?33 lbs? can be reached when water connects a vein of uranium. The heat of fusion boils the water, and then the whole thing stops and resets.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 15, 2017 11:35 PM (rnAwa)
That would be fission, not fusion. Yes, there is a site in Africa where a uranium deposit ran sporadically as a nuclear reactor for millions of years. Like a big old percolator.
Not sure if there is much in the way of heavy elements in Jupiter. Its "core" might be metallic hydrogen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2017 11:44 PM (AWYXL)
If the written word of a lawyer was worth a damn, then he should have gotten a pre-nup.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 15, 2017 11:44 PM (rnAwa)
Incidentally, back in 2010 or so, they estimated, from borehole data on geoneutrinos, that there's about 20 TW of fission going on in Earth's crust and mantle. It's about half of the total internal heat release of the Earth.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 15, 2017 11:45 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 15, 2017 11:40 PM (8O3HH)
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Sez you.
Posted by: Stanley Pons at July 15, 2017 11:45 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
Waiting alone in the middle of the night is hard. Glad your brother is there with you.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 15, 2017 11:45 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: GOULD at July 15, 2017 11:43 PM (vj/UE)
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I'm sorry, GOULD, but the mental pic of that has me gmao.
But seriously dude, don't do the DBPP.
No one deserves that.
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 11:45 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 11:35 PM (0mRoj)
Nice. That's key, always end better than you started.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2017 11:45 PM (aMlLZ)
Who knows, maybe one d at we'll decide we want to come play somewhere closer to your neck of the woods.
You decide to come here, meals are on me.
Just be prepared, I don't do much. The music we play calls for tasteful, not obliteration.
Posted by: teej at July 15, 2017 11:46 PM (B7V5e)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2017 11:38 PM (aMlLZ)
***
See them, you will then.
I don't know how to proceed further with this with you. Maybe email me through petmorons at the gee male dot com so I have an email for you? Then i can write you back with pics.
If that doesn't work, I'm open to suggestions.
I won't t out my email on the blog. Nor should you
Posted by: L, Elle at July 15, 2017 11:46 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2017 11:47 PM (NXsWM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Liquid metallic hydrogen, hydrogen that resembles mercury iirc.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 15, 2017 11:47 PM (5YBu8)
Just general research, COL, some random house-hunting. I'm trying to get a connection with someone who lives there.
Posted by: Miley, the Coyote at July 15, 2017 11:48 PM (Id9+8)
***
Hi. Have we met? Do I know you by another name?
Posted by: L, Elle at July 15, 2017 11:49 PM (Rsi2C)
Out-of-town son's wife, after thinking her health problems might mean she couldn't conceive, got pregnant. Joyous, but still concerning.
Got a text tonight from Son - DiL went in the hospital with problems - 2nd incident in 24 hrs - and now the docs are talking about inducing, more than a month before due date.
This is our second chance at grand-parenthood. We lost Daughter's grandchild to a miscarriage over a decade ago. It's frankly frightening to think this grandson is threatened. I know one-month-early preemies have a good shot nowadays, but, it's still, frankly, utterly terrifying.
My own prayer-fu is weak after decades of distressing, frustrating "no" answers to prayers on seemed-to-me most-important matters, and being more a "realist" than a mystic, I rarely ask for prayers for our own terrible circumstances. Discouragement is not easy to rise above.
But, what do I know? Maybe the Powers That Be will hear the shout-out of good Morons, better than the angels respond to my whiny, faithless begging. Prayers welcomed, for our daughter-in-law's health, and our son's spirits, and, of course, our grandson-in-process.
I'll let you know how things work out.
Posted by: mindful webworker - bad movie, but great soundtrack at July 15, 2017 11:49 PM (hGZJP)
If you head this way bring honey.
I like good sized chunks of honeycomb in the jars too.
Posted by: teej at July 15, 2017 11:49 PM (B7V5e)
Got a bloody nose for all my efforts.
*sniff*
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 15, 2017 11:50 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: teej at July 15, 2017 11:46 PM (B7V5e)
****
"I don't do much." --- Sez you.
Prepare to be corrected.
You do Everything for me.
You do. You always have. Bc you're my first and bestest blog friend.
I want to see and hear you play. Even if "you don't do much."
Let me be the judge of that.
And prepare to be corrected again.
You'll really invite me to hear you play???
Bows the time for it:
* swoon *
Posted by: L, Elle at July 15, 2017 11:53 PM (Rsi2C)
Jupiter's atmosphere, *by mass* is about 75% H, and 24% He. The remaining 1% is traces of all kinds of stuff.
The interior is about the same, but slightly lower H content, and the other stuff total is about 5%.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 15, 2017 11:53 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 15, 2017 11:54 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: teej at July 15, 2017 11:54 PM (B7V5e)
hospital with problems - 2nd incident in 24 hrs - and now the docs are
talking about inducing, more than a month before due date.
This is our second chance at grand-parenthood. We lost Daughter's
grandchild to a miscarriage over a decade ago. It's frankly frightening
to think this grandson is threatened. I know one-month-early preemies
have a good shot nowadays, but, it's still, frankly, utterly terrifying.
My own prayer-fu is weak after decades of distressing, frustrating
"no" answers to prayers on seemed-to-me most-important matters, and
being more a "realist" than a mystic, I rarely ask for prayers for our
own terrible circumstances. Discouragement is not easy to rise above.
But, what do I know? Maybe the Powers That Be will hear the
shout-out of good Morons, better than the angels respond to my whiny,
faithless begging. Prayers welcomed, for our daughter-in-law's health,
and our son's spirits, and, of course, our grandson-in-process.
I'll let you know how things work out.
Posted by: mindful webworker at July 15, 2017 11:49 PM (hGZJP)
Absolutely, you're on the List!
Posted by: Miley, the Coyote at July 15, 2017 11:55 PM (Id9+8)
But seriously dude, don't do the DBPP.
No one deserves that.
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 11:45 PM (s5Kql)
I've been told we need to renovate our kitchen to the tune of $50k. In a good week, one meal comes out of that perfectly adequate kitchen now.
No, I'll pass.
Posted by: GOULD at July 15, 2017 11:55 PM (vj/UE)
If you head this way bring honey.
I like good sized chunks of honeycomb in the jars too.
Posted by: teej at July 15, 2017 11:49 PM (B7V5e)
*****
You have no idea what you just asked for.
You got it.
Did we clear the deck?
Where'd everyone else go to?
Posted by: L, Elle at July 15, 2017 11:55 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: cm9000 at July 15, 2017 11:56 PM (C06tc)
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 15, 2017 11:47 PM (NXsWM)
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Heh.
ikr
Posted by: SMFH at July 15, 2017 11:56 PM (s5Kql)
It's a completely nerve-wracking experience, but neonatal intensive care these days is incredible. Y'all hang in there.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2017 11:56 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 15, 2017 11:57 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 15, 2017 11:42 PM (Rsi2C)
Too bad he don't build violins. There is a theory that Stradivari used that Propolis stuff found in bee hives as one of the ingredients in the ground coat of his violins. I was going to experiment with that when I screwing with violins (fixing, not playing).
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2017 11:58 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 12:00 AM (IcT7t)
I got to the karaoke bar...this is the one I worked at until six months ago...and there's music playing, but no DJ.
The DJ is helping behind the bar. I ask if there will be any singers tonight, and I'm told the bar is too busy, so they don't know when, or if, they'll start karaoke.
Mind you, this is a bar with karaoke in their flippin' name. Apparently, the current DJ only DJ's when they feel like it. Otherwise, it's iTunes on shuffle.
The nearest karaoke joint besides them is an hour's drive, and I'm too broke to go.
So, the week continues its pattern of general suckitude.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 16, 2017 12:01 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, not a damn failure at July 16, 2017 12:01 AM (66CWr)
If Oprah has a prominent role, I can't help but think about the permanent vertical wrinkle in her giant ass as a plot device. I don't want to think that, I just can't help it. It's her fault.
How interesting that once again, a story that is, let's face it, quintessentially white, has the caucasians replaced, and it's been done so insistently that one suspects that's the only reason for the production. You can see the priority is social engineering and not storytelling, and that's why it's going to be a bomb. Nobody can identify with it.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 16, 2017 12:02 AM (6Q2fj)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 15, 2017 11:58 PM (aMlLZ)
****
No shit? Really?
I'll have to pas your comment on to him. And he will be Wowed. Like I was reading that. This blog is weird. The things I learn and from whom I learn them from.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 16, 2017 12:03 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 12:03 AM (s5Kql)
The idea would be to leave the enemy in pitch darkness for a week or more. Their eyesight would become adjusted to cave-like conditions.. so at the moment of invasion open up the sky canopy and your foes would be fucking blinded and easy to defeat.
Is this feasible?
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 16, 2017 12:06 AM (HaZvX)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 12:07 AM (s5Kql)
So, the week continues its pattern of general suckitude.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 16, 2017 12:01 AM (rJUlF)
Have you considered buying a karaoke machine, and touring local bars, doing karaoke nights for them? You seem to see plenty of people doing it, but whether there's a living to be had from it, I don't know. Not a fan, myself.
I have a non-compete agreement with Frank Sinatra; I don't sing, and he doesn't sit wells.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 12:08 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: Serious Cat
I can't imagine how it could be managed. You'd need large enough objects, in numbers, on station at altitude for very long periods of time.
Cool idea, but probably not practical.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, not a damn failure at July 16, 2017 12:08 AM (66CWr)
A dulcimer.
He mentioned it in passing during a convo and I asked him to bring it. He didn't want to and said he hated it bc he made it out of scrap wood bc He Could and was embarrassed by that one.
Anyway, beautiful piece of craftsmanship. I think I want to start with him building one of those for me. So Ica learn to play myself. Then move forward to more complicated instruments
Posted by: L, Elle at July 16, 2017 12:09 AM (Rsi2C)
I think I might watch the Work Print version now.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 16, 2017 12:09 AM (Wja0c)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 16, 2017 12:10 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 16, 2017 12:06 AM (HaZvX)
Bottled sunshine FTW.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 12:10 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 12:11 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 12:11 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: cm9000 at July 16, 2017 12:12 AM (C06tc)
If not, I'll catch up with you later.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 16, 2017 12:12 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 12:14 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: cm9000
If MI6 had done their job, he'd have known FDR was a stone cold fascist and would naturally side with Stalin.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 16, 2017 12:14 AM (5YBu8)
Posted by: cm9000 at July 15, 2017 11:56 PM (C06tc)
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He was irresistible!
Posted by: Walter Duranty at July 16, 2017 12:18 AM (PXj2C)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 16, 2017 12:18 AM (nlbfN)
New York Times: No One Cares About Russia in the World Breitbart Made
http://tinyurl.com/yczvyb4z
schadenbutton status: diamond
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 12:20 AM (s5Kql)
A dulcimer.
He mentioned it in passing during a convo and I asked him to bring it. He didn't want to and said he hated it bc he made it out of scrap wood bc He Could and was embarrassed by that one.
Anyway, beautiful piece of craftsmanship. I think I want to start with him building one of those for me. So Ica learn to play myself. Then move forward to more complicated instruments
Posted by: L, Elle at July 16, 2017 12:09 AM (Rsi2C)
Well a good builder can make a decent instrument out of an old park bench, so just because its not accepted "tonewood" doesn't mean the build quality isn't there. I used some leftover cherry I had after building a desk to make a pair of classical guitars. They're beautiful and loud as hell.
In the mid 1800's Antonio Torres, basically the Stradivari of classical guitar, built a guitar with a complete paper mache body with a spruce top just to prove that the spruce top on the guitar was where the real tone came from, and it supposedly sounded great. It still exists, just not playable because of the age.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2017 12:24 AM (aMlLZ)
I don't know if you're checking back or really left for the night but here's some advice for a jumping dog:
http://www.canineminded.com
/stop-dog-jumping-people/
(Although I'll repost this tomorrow on a thread you're around for.)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 16, 2017 12:26 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Adriane the Chronological Critic ... at July 16, 2017 12:27 AM (AoK0a)
New York Times: No One Cares About Russia in the World Breitbart Made
http://tinyurl.com/yczvyb4z
schadenbutton status: diamond
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 12:20 AM (s5Kql)
That last paragraph sounds like they think they're revealing some deep unknown secret. Even though anyone who paid even a little bit of attention knew Andrew Breitbart's opinion that it's the culture that's important.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 16, 2017 12:28 AM (XQPyD)
Posted by: mindful webworker - bad movie, but great soundtrack at July 15, 2017 11:49 PM (hGZJP)
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Please do keep us posted.
Two of my kids were born a month early. One was induced and one popped out at a donut shop!
No problems whatsoever. Not so much as an extra day in the hospital.
To be sure, they were over 6 pounds and a lot of 8 monthers are smaller than that. But even the tiny ones usually do well with today's great neonatal care.
You can't help but worry, of course, but don't freak out!
The odds are high in the little one's favor, as are many prayers.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 16, 2017 12:32 AM (0jtPF)
Got a sprinkle, just enough to feel a drop or two on the skin. That's it. Still dry otherwise.
You skipping watering the outside plants tomorrow?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 12:33 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: jim at July 16, 2017 12:34 AM (gjGvH)
Some people really love their donuts.
Alternate reply: Good thing Ariana Grande wasn't there, she might have licked the poor kid.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 12:35 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
We don't need to wash the car for the rest of the year...
Statistically speaking.
Got a sprinkle of pea sized hail for the first 5 minutes.
Posted by: Adriane the Chronological Critic ... at July 16, 2017 12:35 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 16, 2017 12:36 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Molly k. at July 16, 2017 12:36 AM (X6FyF)
Anyways, at the very least I hope they manage to get rid of the individual and business mandates.
And I can't help keep thinking that we really need the Feds to properly define what exactly is and is not "health insurance" and "health benefits". To my mind any amount of expenses beyond 15% of one's annual income is appropriate for health insurance. If a company wants to pay for routine, low cost, care.. great. But don't include it in their insurance plan and deem it a "health benefit". Just codifying those terms into law would be a big help to conservatives pushing back against the bullshit dems spout out about this topic.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 16, 2017 12:37 AM (HaZvX)
No problems whatsoever. Not so much as an extra day in the hospital.
To be sure, they were over 6 pounds and a lot of 8 monthers are smaller than that. But even the tiny ones usually do well with today's great neonatal care.
You can't help but worry, of course, but don't freak out!
The odds are high in the little one's favor, as are many prayers.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 16, 2017 12:32 AM (0jtPF)
I see a successful future in some aspect of Law Enforcement, here?
/snrk
(seriously though, MAJOR CONGRATULATIONS on that one's thriving and success in life, in ANY chosen pursuit! *just couldn't resist the Mornic humor, dontchaknow*)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2017 12:37 AM (v5iqM)
Haven't seen hail around here for at least ten years.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 12:38 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 12:38 AM (IcT7t)
My part of Alberta is notorious for hail; my township is usually #1 or #2 for hail insurance rates in the area. So far this year: none that I know of.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 12:41 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 16, 2017 12:41 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 12:35 AM
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344 ...
Did you name him Duncan or Tim???
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 16, 2017 12:36 AM (nlbfN)
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347---I see a successful future in some aspect of Law Enforcement, here?
Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2017 12:37 AM (v5iqM)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 16, 2017 12:43 AM (0jtPF)
We should get hail. We get thunderstorms on a regular basis, and areas around here get hail regularly. Just seem to be in some sort of weird hole for hail.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 12:43 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: jim at July 16, 2017 12:45 AM (gjGvH)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 12:46 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 12:43 AM (IcT7t)
1. Wash your cars.
2. Mow your lawn.
3. Plan a picnic.
Bad shit is gonna happen.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2017 12:46 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 12:47 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: jim at July 16, 2017 12:45 AM (gjGvH)
If you tried to make that bikini now, you'd probably be fined bigly AZ DNR for molesting "endangered native plants".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 12:48 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 16, 2017 12:49 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 16, 2017 12:49 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 12:50 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Adriane the Chronological Critic ... at July 16, 2017 12:52 AM (AoK0a)
2. Mow your lawn. Thursday.
3. Plan a picnic. When it's 110+ outside?
Bad shit is gonna happen. Yes, but probably not hail. At least not within a 5 mile radius of here.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 12:52 AM (IcT7t)
v=VJEbfeG2oAE
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 12:54 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 12:52 AM (IcT7t)
I come from six years of selling roofing. I'll make some phone calls.
Meanwhile, you might wanna buy your insurance agent a bottle of bourbon?
/snrk.
(serious prayers you suffer no harm!)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2017 12:55 AM (v5iqM)
Home, now - where the cats live. Yay.
* gut-wrenching extreme topic shift *
Semi-Literate Thug #315: …"A Wrinkle in Time"… How interesting that once again, a story that is, let's face it, quintessentially white, has the caucasians replaced, and it's been done so insistently that one suspects that's the only reason for the production. You can see the priority is social engineering and not storytelling, and that's why it's going to be a bomb. Nobody can identify with it.
Yup. Just like bro-and-sis in Fantastic Four, but they're of different races. WTF? The lesbo black fem companion of Dr Who this season was a pretty sharp companion, but that was always overshadowed by the PC BS.
I'm a long-time fan of the Wrinkle in Time series, but especially the first one. Enjoyed reading it with the Mrs early in our relationship, and years later to kids when they were little. After seeing the trailer, I do not plan to see this remake.
There was a maybe made-for-TV? version several years ago that was pretty well done, although a quick look at iMDB doesn't clue me as to WHICH one it was. My copy is not at hand to check.
Coming soon: the all-gay version of Taming of the Shrew. (Actually, that's probably already been done.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - kiss me, Kate! was great at July 16, 2017 12:56 AM (2E/Tt)
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2017 12:59 AM (v5iqM)
He can buy his own damn bourbon for what we have to pay for car insurance. Thanks to chop shops on the res, proximity to Mexico, and generally shitty driving, car insurance rates are like the rent, too damn high!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 12:59 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: mindful webworker - kiss me, Kate! was great at July 16, 2017 12:56 AM (2E/Tt)
"The Shaming of the Trou" in which all performers wear assless chaps.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 01:00 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 16, 2017 01:06 AM (smD62)
Nice of you to join us. Grab a drink and pull up a chair over here by the fire pit.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 01:09 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 01:10 AM (s5Kql)
I can't access AOSHQ from work (Tyndall AFB)
I get an error stating the DNS host is unavailable - not the typical denial from a .mil server that usually tells you whyytou're being denied (gambling, inappropriate, etc)
Comments were blocked years ago, but I still love reading AOSHQ on my downtime - its easily my fave.
Since this is a smart military blog, are any other users having my problem?
Is there a fix within chrome, I.E. or firefox I can employ?
I'm hoping since this is a military blog that my issue will get some attention, is my problem unique to Tyndall?
Help desk please!
Posted by: steve at July 16, 2017 01:11 AM (/NSeN)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 16, 2017 01:12 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 16, 2017 01:14 AM (smD62)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 01:15 AM (IcT7t)
Is there a fix within chrome, I.E. or firefox I can employ?
I'm hoping since this is a military blog that my issue will get some attention, is my problem unique to Tyndall?
Help desk please!
Posted by: steve at July 16, 2017 01:11 AM (/NSeN)
I'm, not military, but DNS is "domain name server" and is the computer that resolves named domains into the numerical addresses that the Internet really runs on. I am working in an unfamiliar browser right now, so I don't know how to find the numerical IP address for the HQ so you could enter it directly.
Alternatively, look for a free proxy server. That has allowed me into the HQ when my IP was caught up in a ban.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 01:19 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 01:19 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 01:23 AM (AWYXL)
Alternatively, look for a free proxy server. That has allowed me into the HQ when my IP was caught up in a ban.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 01:19 AM (AWYXL)
I just pinged the ace.mu.nu and got the IP address 173.193.14.202 for this thread, but putting it back into Chrome doesn't seem to work. I don't know why, but I think that putting in a dotted quad address bypasses the DNS server entirely if done properly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 16, 2017 01:26 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 01:23 AM (AWYXL)
Yeah, I'd tried that first, but that didn't work for me either, for some reason. I tried going to this specific thread, in case there were some problem with going to the top level domain.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 16, 2017 01:28 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 01:29 AM (IcT7t)
When we lived in Chicago, decades ago, our next-door neighbors were Skip Williamson and family.
You might (but probably don't) remember Skip from the underground comix days (Chicago scene). Snappy Sammy Smoot ring a bell? ("Don't wee-wee on your tee-vee.")
I was more into the SF Undergrounds (Crumb, Shelton), but as an eclectic cartoonist myself, of the mighta been variety, I admired Skip's wild but craftsmanlike style, and got to know his oeuvre better after we were acquainted. He was cartoon editor for Playboy at one time, friend of Hefner. He painted, too, many fine, and peculiar works. Wish I'd grabbed one of his canvases back then!
We first got to know them because they had a daughter same age as ours, and soon after we met them they had twin daughters, the same year we had our twin sons. Spent much time together early-on, especially Milady W and Skip's Mrs. (With the kids, of course.)
Skip never quit being a wild and crazy anarchist and self-indulgent character. I'll always remember him passed out on our lawn one night. To his credit, he didn't barf 'til he was on the lawn.
We didn't exactly have a close-chums relationship, but we were friends. Lost track of them, over the years. Heard he & his wife got divorced. After the Internet showed up, periodically, I would do a web search on Skip, but never got an address to send him a hello.
Just checked again tonight, and found out Skip died in March at age 72.
1960s - less with us. RIP, Skip. Hope the vodka and weed in Heaven (or wherever you ended up) is top-shelf.
Posted by: mindful webworker - feeling older every day at July 16, 2017 01:30 AM (2E/Tt)
DNS translates human readable names into those dotted quad addresses.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 01:30 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 16, 2017 01:26 AM (SRKgf)
Yeah, neither the address I found, or the one you quoted takes me anywhere from a second browser window here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 01:31 AM (AWYXL)
AoSHQ is probably hosted on a name-based virtual host. Many sites would share an IP address if that's the case.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 01:33 AM (IcT7t)
DNS translates human readable names into those dotted quad addresses.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 01:30 AM (IcT7t)
Sorry, I wasn't clear. I know that DNS translates the readable names into dotted quad addresses.
What I meant was I don't why putting the dotted quad address in directly as http://173.193.14.202 didn't work.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 16, 2017 01:34 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 16, 2017 01:34 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 16, 2017 01:37 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 16, 2017 01:37 AM (SRKgf)
Not privy to Pixy's secrets, but if AoSHQ is on a name-based virtual host, it won't work. With a name based virtual host, the domain name in the HTTP request tells the web server how to process the incoming traffic. So you can have literally hundreds of websites all sharing an IP address.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 01:39 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2017 01:40 AM (6jaju)
Tracing them down can be a PITA and I bet it's harder to get your friendly tech support to do it in the military.
Someone in a place where I worked was coordinating AIDS research in an African country known for internet scams, and various ISPs would intermittently block most or all of the country.
I could see Ace getting snatched up in content filters, but as you say those give a message (unless that software dramatically changed recently in your org).
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2017 01:42 AM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 16, 2017 01:34 AM (SRKgf)
There's no content unless you include a thread ID.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2017 01:43 AM (wB8Tg)
Continuing prayers still welcome for all. Thanks again for the support, troops.
If I don't post a good bye, it's because I passed out. Good-bye now, just in case.
Posted by: mindful webworker - roll out both barrels at July 16, 2017 01:49 AM (2E/Tt)
Yes, that's what it is. The IP address goes to a server (maybe a farm of actual physical servers that share the load).
The HTTP request packet must include the actual name of the site, which tells the system which actual site is being requested.
If you just put in the IP address, the browser doesn't send the correct information packet, and it doesn't know what to do with it.
You'll note that a PING responds fine.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 01:56 AM (8O3HH)
I can't access AOSHQ from work (Tyndall AFB)
I get an error stating the DNS host is unavailable - not the typical denial from a .mil server that usually tells you whyytou're being denied (gambling, inappropriate, etc)
Comments were blocked years ago, but I still love reading AOSHQ on my downtime - its easily my fave.
Since this is a smart military blog, are any other users having my problem?
Is there a fix within chrome, I.E. or firefox I can employ?
I'm hoping since this is a military blog that my issue will get some attention, is my problem unique to Tyndall?
Help desk please!
Posted by: steve at July 16, 2017 01:11 AM (/NSeN)
Years ago, the HQ was on some "blacklists" on some things like Net Nanny. Not sure if it still is.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 16, 2017 02:01 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 16, 2017 02:01 AM (1JnAL)
It was the busty lesbian pr0nz, wasn't it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 02:05 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 02:05 AM (AWYXL)
I guess I must have missed that.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2017 02:07 AM (aMlLZ)
Looked it up. A workaround that *may* work is to add the name to your "hosts" file. Ie, you would add ace.mu.nu to the hosts file with the IP address.
This way the name resolution should work without going to a DNS server, but allow the browser to properly send the host name in the HTTP request packet as normal.
Whether that would work on Steve's system or not. If it's a clamped down machine, you may not have write access to the hosts file for instance.
And of course, if the actual IP address changes, your hosts file won't be updated.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 02:09 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2017 02:07 AM (aMlLZ)
Before my time here, too, but Ace accidentally linked to some busty lesbian pr0nz. he has never lived it down.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 02:10 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 16, 2017 02:10 AM (HaZvX)
Good night for realz, gang. Don't click on any wooden nickels.
Posted by: mindful webworker - roll out both barrels at July 16, 2017 02:13 AM (2E/Tt)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 16, 2017 02:10 AM (HaZvX)
Your browser is trying to protect you from viewing the chapless asses. Noble, it is.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 02:14 AM (AWYXL)
Patagonia has declared themselves part of "The Resistance". You must have hit a bad resister.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 02:14 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 02:14 AM (IcT7t)
It's only 47k, but it identifies as 2.2 meg. And who are we to judge?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 02:17 AM (AWYXL)
>> #sexsexsex,
SexSexSex is never far away. In my mind, at least. In fact, it's always on the tip of my tongue.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 02:21 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 16, 2017 02:23 AM (lIZQs)
I can't access AOSHQ from work (Tyndall AFB)
I get an error stating the DNS host is unavailable - not the typical denial from a .mil server that usually tells you whyytou're being denied (gambling, inappropriate, etc)
Comments were blocked years ago, but I still love reading AOSHQ on my downtime - its easily my fave.
Since this is a smart military blog, are any other users having my problem?
Is there a fix within chrome, I.E. or firefox I can employ?
I'm hoping since this is a military blog that my issue will get some attention, is my problem unique to Tyndall?
Help desk please!
Posted by: steve at July 16, 2017 01:11 AM (/NSeN)
Years ago, the HQ was on some "blacklists" on some things like Net Nanny. Not sure if it still is.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 16, 2017 02:01 AM (1JnAL)
Busty lesbian porn links and talks of Hyapatia Lee can do that.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 16, 2017 02:24 AM (XQPyD)
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for Teh Horde, memes are forever
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 16, 2017 02:26 AM (4/aeb)
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for Teh Horde, memes are forever
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 16, 2017 02:26 AM (4/aeb)
Beating dead horses into a bloody stain for over ten years.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 16, 2017 02:27 AM (XQPyD)
That was before my time here as well. Was the busty lesbian clip any good?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 02:28 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 16, 2017 02:31 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 02:10 AM (AWYXL)
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Heh.
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 02:31 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 02:28 AM (8O3HH)
There's such a thing as bad busty lesbian pr0n?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 02:32 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 02:34 AM (s5Kql)
I've -- uh, my friend has got high standards.
There's absolute dreck out there. Think bad boob jobs with YUGE scars visible.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 02:34 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 02:35 AM (s5Kql)
There's absolute dreck out there. Think bad boob jobs with YUGE scars visible.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 02:34 AM (8O3HH)
Frankenstein bolt-ons?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 02:37 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 16, 2017 02:38 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Well, there are bad busts, bad lesbians, and bad pr0n so ... theoretically, there can be bad busty lesbian pr0n ...
QED.
Posted by: Adriane the Chronological Critic ... at July 16, 2017 02:40 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 02:41 AM (s5Kql)
There's such a thing as bad busty lesbian pr0n?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Think "Lena Dunham". Caution must be exercised.
Posted by: Arbalest at July 16, 2017 02:41 AM (FlRtG)
>> Frankenstein bolt-ons?
One I -- uh my friend remembers. Beautiful girl, rockin' hard body, but small tits. Thinks she has to get big 'uns. So goes to some fly-by-night boob butcher and just ruins herself. Huge scars underneath that are just awful.
Cryin' shame. The butcher who did that ought to be taken out, and well, you know.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 02:42 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 16, 2017 02:38 AM (lIZQs)
Trust me, you don't want to know.
Posted by: Octomom at July 16, 2017 02:42 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 16
Trust me, you don't want to know.
Posted by: Octomom at July 16, 2017 02:42 AM (AWYXL)
Just one more question. Does it involve a turkey baster?
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 16, 2017 02:48 AM (lIZQs)
See those "squirting dildos". They make those.
Now, go to the sperm bank and load 'em up with the real thing.....or have a dude load it up....
Should I be ashamed that I know about this shit?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 02:52 AM (8O3HH)
Should I be ashamed that I know about this shit?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 02:52 AM (8O3HH)
I envisioned something more kin to a drive-through car wash.
Less than 20 meters to go, and this well is done drilling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 02:54 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: Reggie at July 16, 2017 02:55 AM (bc2Lc)
Heh. Amazon product:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00R8HR6A0
Warning, NFSW product.
And note the suggested "stuff" to fill it with: "Spunk Lube".
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 02:58 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 16, 2017 02:59 AM (4/aeb)
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 16, 2017 03:00 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 16, 2017 03:00 AM (KG0mU)
Wellsite geologist, and I am night man on this horizontal well. I will be able to get to bed before daylight, sleep a few hours, and drive home in daylight.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 03:03 AM (AWYXL)
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Phrasing!
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 16, 2017 02:59 AM (4/aeb)
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I don't think we're doing phrasing anymore...
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 03:04 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 03:04 AM (s5Kql)
Yeah, we're doing PHRACKING!
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 16, 2017 03:07 AM (lIZQs)
I've got to call it a night. The uh, lubricant choices on that Amazon page got me to perusing their line of lubes.
I'm still laughing at one, called, uh, well, "[P-word] Juice". When it warms up, it's supposed to smell like the real thing. I shit you not.
Will the wonders of chemistry never cease......
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 03:08 AM (8O3HH)
Will the wonders of chemistry never cease......
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 03:08 AM (8O3HH)
Somewhere in China, there's a grubby factory emulsifying cats.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 03:13 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 16, 2017 03:07 AM (lIZQs)
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Put the bottle down, dude.
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 03:13 AM (s5Kql)
405 Patagonia has declared themselves part of "The Resistance". You must have hit a bad resister.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 02:14 AM (IcT7t)
It's only 47k, but it identifies as 2.2 meg. And who are we to judge?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 02:17 AM (AWYXL)
If the resistance color code is brown-brown-brown-brown it got too hot.
God hisself knows what it really is. Me, I whip out a ohmmeter and measure out of circuit.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 16, 2017 03:14 AM (N8io/)
Will the wonders of chemistry never cease......
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 03:08 AM (8O3HH)
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Guess who's pussy!
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! at July 16, 2017 03:15 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 16, 2017 03:07 AM (lIZQs)
Well, as a matter or fact, there will be a multi-stage frac job done on this well. The advent of this sort of technology has turned many marginal formations into prolific oil producers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 03:18 AM (AWYXL)
Potato juice? I don't get it.
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 16, 2017 03:19 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Hillary! at July 16, 2017 03:20 AM (s5Kql)
OMG. This I did not know, but Google turned this up doing some research prompted by that particular fluid.
Pornstars are actually selling their, uh, "secretions". Again, I shit you not. $60 a pop for a "sample" supposedly containing it..... I shit you not.
Now, I would think there would be some sort of, I don't know, *MASSIVE HEALTH CODE VIOLATION* there, but I don't know the law...... have to read all the fine print, I'm sure.
If you don't believe me, well, Google it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 03:21 AM (8O3HH)
Now, I would think there would be some sort of, I don't know, *MASSIVE HEALTH CODE VIOLATION* there, but I don't know the law...... have to read all the fine print, I'm sure.
If you don't believe me, well, Google it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 03:21 AM (8O3HH)
Sounds like really douchey behavior to me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 03:23 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 03:21 AM (8O3HH)
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I'll take your word for it...
Posted by: Hillary! at July 16, 2017 03:24 AM (s5Kql)
The thought of turning marginal formations into prolific producers makes me happy. Seriously. I would love it if we could stop importing fossil fuel into North America.
The sound of burning said fossil fuel in big V8s with no mufflers also makes me happy.
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 16, 2017 03:25 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Hillary! at July 16, 2017 03:25 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 03:26 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Adriane the Chronological Critic ... at July 16, 2017 03:29 AM (AoK0a)
The sky is black,
The moon is bright,
Wishing everybody,
Good Night, Good Night ...
and put a little birdhouse in your soul!
Posted by: Adriane the Chronological Critic ... at July 16, 2017 03:30 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 03:32 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 16, 2017 03:32 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 16, 2017 03:32 AM (KG0mU)
Sprint car races, or NASCAR regional. Or drag racing?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 03:34 AM (AWYXL)
Regional stock cars (factory and modified) on a 3/8 dirt track. I love watching those guys (and gals, who were winning tonight) go sideways. We were sitting near a guy who applauded wildly at every spinout -- really enjoying himself.
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 16, 2017 03:38 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 16, 2017 03:38 AM (KG0mU)
Cool! That sort of racing is much more relatable to me than Nascar or Formula One racing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 03:43 AM (AWYXL)
Yeah it's pretty democratic. Lots of "little people" get to go out there and race without super-deep pockets.
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 16, 2017 03:46 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 03:47 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 03:47 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 03:48 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 03:49 AM (AWYXL)
Is it a feature of pixy that puts you to the top of the page whenever you post? Because it's kind of annoying. Is there a way around it?
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 16, 2017 03:49 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 03:50 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 03:50 AM (s5Kql)
Total Depth. Target depth is a thing, but it's not abbreviated as TD. Each stage of a well can have a TD. TD surface hole (where surface casing is set to protect ground water); TD intermediate hole; and TD main hole, which in this case is a horizontal hole.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 03:55 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 04:00 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 04:01 AM (s5Kql)
So you put casings around the holes that are going through the same depths as groundwater? That seems very considerate. So it puts the lie to the claims of groundwater contamination, right? Chances are if your groundwater smells like oil it's probably a natural phenomenon.
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 16, 2017 04:02 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 04:01 AM (s5Kql)
Usually just described as "target". Unimaginative, I know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 04:04 AM (AWYXL)
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2017/07/
misunderstanding_robert_e_lee_in_
south_carolina.html
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 04:04 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 16, 2017 04:02 AM (KG0mU)
Yes. Also protects the hole from falling apart because of groundwater flowing into it. Around here, we typically set surface casing at around 600 meters; well below the base of any known fresh water aquifers. Deeper formations may be water-saturated, but it's with brine, a fossil ocean.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 04:07 AM (AWYXL)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 04:08 AM (AWYXL)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 04:11 AM (s5Kql)
SMFH, these people can only tear down. Statues are memorials, not political statements. They are created to last a thousand years. Imagine all of the political upheavals over a thousand years. We would lose every monument and memorial we have if we let the lunatics of each generation tear them down.
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 16, 2017 04:13 AM (KG0mU)
Nite AOP, thanks for the lesson in practical geology.
Posted by: John Boy Walnut at July 16, 2017 04:14 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 03:50 AM (s5Kql)
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LOL!
this reminds me of one of my favorite jangly bits from back in the day...
youtube.com/watch?v=J-uPkGlTnxw
you gotta wait til the end for the part in question.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 16, 2017 04:15 AM (4/aeb)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 04:17 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 04:21 AM (s5Kql)
Maybe I am stereotyping but it certainly seems easier for them then for me. I think moving so frequently would contribute to that.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 16, 2017 05:00 AM (IDhUW)
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Posted by: redc1c4 at July 16, 2017 05:34 AM (4/aeb)
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Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 06:42 AM (AWYXL)
Formula e racing ~
Yeppers "e" for electric.
A race where you watch really, really quiet cars reach top speeds of (gasp) 140 mph.
Seriously? wtf. It came on FS1 after the event I was watching. I watched 5 minutes because I could not believe what I was seeing. The most boring thing ever. It looked like people racing bumper cars for chrissakes.
I just can't
These truly are the end times.
Posted by: Publius Redux at July 16, 2017 07:26 AM (UOr6C)
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