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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (6/18/17) Sperm Donor Appreciation Day
Most fathers don't see the war within the daughter, her struggles with conflicting images of the idealized and flawed father, her temptation both to retreat to Daddy's lap and protection and to push out of his embrace to that of beau and the world beyond home. Victoria Secunda
Quote II
I don't know why Alzheimer's was allowed to steal so much of my father before releasing him into the arms of death. But I know that at his last moment, when he opened his eyes, eyes that had not opened for many, many days, and looked at my mother, he showed us that neither disease nor death can conquer love. Patti Davis
Quote III
We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change. Katharine Hepburn
June 18, 1977, Fleetwood Mac went to No.1 on the US singles chart with 'Dreams', the group's first and only US No.1, was also a No.24 in the UK. Stevie Nicks has stated she wrote the song at the Record Plant studio in Sausalito, California, in about 10 minutes. via thisdayinmusic.com
June 18, 1942, Born on this day, Paul McCartney, The Beatles Wings, solo. The most successful rock composer of all time. McCartney first met John Lennon on July 6th 1957, who was impressed that Paul could tune a guitar. With The Beatles he scored 21 US No.1 & 17 UK No.1 singles plus McCartney has scored over 30 US & UK solo Top 40 hit singles. He has written and co-written 188 charted records, of which 91 reached the Top 10 and 33 made it to No.1 totalling 1,662 weeks on the chart. via thisdayinmusic.com
Someone needs a better story. Genius Award Winner.
Parents living vicariously through their children? Or just a Junior Genius Award Winner. h/t ibguy
Not all pro-athletes are jerks. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Medium Rare.
Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. 32 FL OZ (1 QUART) 946ml
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 18, 2017 09:50 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2017 09:51 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2017 09:51 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 18, 2017 09:52 PM (89VjS)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 18, 2017 09:52 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 18, 2017 09:52 PM (nvMvs)
BBL, unless I pass out from eating too much.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 18, 2017 09:54 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 18, 2017 09:54 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2017 09:54 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Shep Smith at June 18, 2017 09:55 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 09:55 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 18, 2017 09:56 PM (89VjS)
That's great, because I'm grilling up some Costco filets for dinner tonight as we speak. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 09:56 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 18, 2017 09:52 PM (IcT7t)
If only!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2017 09:57 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2017 09:58 PM (zLDYs)
I've always like that Paul McCartney song. One day in the comment section, the Notorious BFG, Oregon Muse, and I were quoting it at each other.
And Jim Gaffigan is never not funny. He gets better with age too (his, not mine necessarily). We saw him a few years ago for a show and our stomachs hurt from laughing so much. Perfect for Father's Day.
Happy Father's Day to the Moron Horde!
Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 09:58 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 09:59 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: tbodie at June 18, 2017 10:00 PM (I9SqL)
in honor of my Dad, a farmer of crops, cattle and hogs.
He's been gone since 99. I know I'll see him again someday!
Posted by: booknlass at June 18, 2017 10:00 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 18, 2017 10:00 PM (89VjS)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 18, 2017 10:00 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 10:00 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Adriane the Chronologically Challenged Critic ... at June 18, 2017 10:01 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 18, 2017 10:01 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2017 10:02 PM (zLDYs)
I get the impression that at that time (early 1970s), McCartney was so happy about not being solo and having to get everything he wrote and/or did past Lennon and the other Beatles, he hardly cared if people could make sense of a lot of his music. He was just relieved, and determined, to create, perform and release whatever he felt like, period, so long as he liked the sound.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 10:02 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 10:03 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Zombie Admiral Halsey at June 18, 2017 10:03 PM (Tyii7)
I few years later, I married a wonderful woman who already had children. After about a week of dealing with step-kids, I really came to appreciate the wisdom of lions.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 18, 2017 10:03 PM (Ci5mR)
Hope everyone else had a good day. Time for prayers and bed. I want to thank Ace and the horde for their many years of enjoyment.
Posted by: Infidel at June 18, 2017 10:04 PM (gDoff)
If you have trouble finding it, locate a Mexican market.
Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2017 10:04 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2017 10:04 PM (+GtGJ)
Posted by: Zombie Admiral Halsey at June 18, 2017 10:03 PM (Tyii7)
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There you are! Remember that?
Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 10:04 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 09:58 PM (sBOL1)
Me, too. It's aged well. I suspect it's really 4 or so send partly-finished songs that he glommed together. He and Lennon did a lot of that.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 18, 2017 10:05 PM (nvMvs)
Daughter had lunch with me & Mr. H.
I made a pork roast, and tomorrow we'll have the leftovers as barbecue.
Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2017 10:05 PM (fvQp7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2017 10:05 PM (+GtGJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 10:05 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 10:00 PM (eMKNe)
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I think you're right. I know this, he's a Catholic father of five and he calls his wife a "Shiite Catholic." I think he's on our side.
Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 10:06 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: John Roberts at June 18, 2017 10:06 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2017 10:04 PM (iMxBJ)
Try hanger steak....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2017 10:06 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 18, 2017 10:07 PM (Ci5mR)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 18, 2017 10:03 PM (Ci5mR)
I suffered all of my stepchildren to live.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2017 10:07 PM (Id9+8)
Same thing with George Lucas when he was working with Spielberg. After he and Stephen stopped writing together... things kind of went... downhill...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 10:07 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 18, 2017 10:08 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 18, 2017 10:05 PM (nvMvs)
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I remember hearing it as a kid, and liking it but not understanding it.
Then I became an adult, and still like it, but still don't understand it. But who cares, right? It's a fun song.
Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 10:08 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 18, 2017 10:09 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 18, 2017 10:07 PM (Ci5mR)
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Ha ha ha! So very true.
Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 10:09 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: davidt at June 18, 2017 10:09 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 10:10 PM (eMKNe)
Back when i was in high school TFIdiot (Carter for you young'uns) was pushing the metric system bs. Being politically correct t
my sceince teacher asks the class how many ml are in a quart.
I immediately answered 946. Guy behind me asks HTH did you know that!?
I say: dude, it's printed on all the bottles you buy to change your oil.
Posted by: tbodie at June 18, 2017 10:10 PM (I9SqL)
The step-kids are full grown adults now. Just because I appreciate the lions' wisdom does not mean I emulated it.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 18, 2017 10:10 PM (Ci5mR)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 18, 2017 10:11 PM (npdX6)
"I look High
I look Low
Looking everywhere I go
Looking for a home in the heart of the country..."
Posted by: booknlass at June 18, 2017 10:11 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 18, 2017 10:12 PM (0mRoj)
London metrop cops gonna have a lot of OT in their next paychecks.
Please Tengri, there's no rioting.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 18, 2017 10:12 PM (hukF3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2017 10:12 PM (bev8h)
MisHum, great ONT.
Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 10:12 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2017 10:06 PM (rF0hx)
I have, but it has been a while. In my memory, it tasted awesome, but was less tender than flap. Wrong?
Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2017 10:13 PM (iMxBJ)
You know something I just learnt that blew my mind. Brian May, of Queen fame is actually Dr. Brian May. Ph.D. in astrophysics. For real. As Johnny Carson used to say, "I did not know that."
The author of "Fat Bottomed Girls".
That is just....awesome.
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 18, 2017 10:13 PM (8O3HH)
I want to say this again, posted it earlier.
Was looking at my daughters this Father's Day, thinking WE had every reason to be proud.
And so we are.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 18, 2017 10:13 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 10:13 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 18, 2017 10:09 PM (xAvrH)
Pints and tentacles? What's your problem with those?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 18, 2017 10:13 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: davidt at June 18, 2017 10:13 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 18, 2017 10:14 PM (nvMvs)
I am not sure about putts, but if anime is anything to go by, tentacles sure are. (Perhaps I am just watching the wrong anime.)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 18, 2017 10:14 PM (Ci5mR)
Wrote a thesis and everything ...
Posted by: Adriane the Chronologically Challenged Critic ... at June 18, 2017 10:14 PM (AoK0a)
I think it's time for you to go dilate your new Frankengina, so's it won't close up on you.
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 18, 2017 10:14 PM (8O3HH)
What's the over and under on it being a rival group of their peace-loving coreligionists?
Iran has been missiling the fuck out of ISIS positions today, too.
Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at June 18, 2017 10:15 PM (bR6ww)
Funny how it's not the van's fault this time.
Posted by: holygaot at June 18, 2017 10:15 PM (PJVle)
Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2017 10:13 PM (iMxBJ)
That's subjective, but I agree that hanger is not incredibly tender. But it's intensely beefy, and that's why I like it.
And it's the only beef I grill with anything other than Kosher salt. I put a bit of my spice rub on it....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2017 10:15 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: IC at June 18, 2017 10:16 PM (3aFoQ)
Posted by: sinalco at June 18, 2017 10:18 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 18, 2017 10:19 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 18, 2017 10:19 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: sinalco at June 18, 2017 10:18 PM (yODqO)
No wonder you got away with it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2017 10:20 PM (eVEkg)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2017 10:20 PM (oVJmc)
The author of "Fat Bottomed Girls".
That is just....awesome.
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 18, 2017 10:13 PM (8O3HH)
Is he the one leading the probe of Uranus for gas?
Posted by: The Planetary Hat at June 18, 2017 10:20 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at June 18, 2017 10:20 PM (d9gy6)
UK butter pie, which is really a potato pie, and American butter pie, which seems to be a butter/cream cheese pie.
now I want pie.
Posted by: shibumi at June 18, 2017 10:20 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 18, 2017 10:21 PM (k8uNJ)
Posted by: otho at June 18, 2017 10:21 PM (lmIoG)
Any takers? I'm free every evening until Friday.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 18, 2017 10:22 PM (lfVQ1)
Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2017 10:22 PM (mknWS)
Posted by: Insomniac
He doesn't like English Pub food I guess.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 18, 2017 10:22 PM (pY+s4)
The author of "Fat Bottomed Girls".
That is just....awesome.
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 18, 2017 10:13 PM (8O3HH)
Is he the one leading the probe of Uranus for gas?
I do know he was aware of the probing of Mercury.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2017 10:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: tbodie at June 18, 2017 10:23 PM (I9SqL)
Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at June 18, 2017 10:15 PM (bR6ww)
I expect any day to wake up to news that Iraq has invaded Iraq, large chunks of Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and a few of the other small Arab countries. It may be 2-3 years or it may be tomorrow, but it's inevitable.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 18, 2017 10:23 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2017 10:23 PM (zLDYs)
We sat in the sun, got sunburned, drank beer.
Talked about stuff. Watched the game.
It was a good day.
My father died 40 years ago last week. I can't believe it's been that long. It's been a lifetime.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at June 18, 2017 10:23 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 18, 2017 10:23 PM (k8uNJ)
Posted by: Hillary Rodman Mallfly at June 18, 2017 10:23 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at June 18, 2017 10:23 PM (Ss6r7)
"Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy outta me!
.......
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round".
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 18, 2017 10:24 PM (8O3HH)
I got a free sirloin at the grocery store as part of a promotional from H.E.B. I didn't have the heart to tell them I wasn't a dad, mostly because I like getting free shit.
Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2017 10:24 PM (mknWS)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 18, 2017 10:10 PM (Ci5mR)
Mine were 16, 17 and 20 when I entered the picture. I had no idea how much psychic energy they suck up at that age.
My father passed away almost exactly 17 years ago, so it was too late to thank him for everything he did for me, but I sure let my mom know I understood how exhausting parenting can be.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2017 10:24 PM (Id9+8)
But I'm ready for bed. Nite all you Morons.
Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2017 10:24 PM (yJ1e6)
He was a Marine, an avid reader, played piano, sang in church choir and barbershop, tinkered with car engines, and rebuilt old furniture.
Now he sits and watches TV, laughs at our dumb jokes, and will use a spoon to spread mashed potatoes and gravy on his bread.
It hurts to see him this way, but as I said, he still knows us, especially my dear Mom.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 18, 2017 10:25 PM (eSGVk)
Posted by: sinalco at June 18, 2017 10:18 PM
You monster.
Posted by: otho at June 18, 2017 10:25 PM (lmIoG)
It does sound a lot like Tango
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2017 10:25 PM (mkDpn)
I'm in the Jacksonville area this week until Friday evening. Well,
Atlantic Beach/Mayport. I know there are a few Morons out this way.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 18, 2017 10:22 PM (lfVQ1)
There are a few....one of them makes chili from carrots.
Are you sure you want to get involved in something so tawdry and disreputable?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2017 10:25 PM (rF0hx)
I wanted to Skype my pops today, but my computer mic crapped out, so it was a short call on the phone.
Bless you all.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 18, 2017 10:26 PM (/o9Qk)
Make mine medium-well, with a slight char. And bring both the Heinz 57 AND the A-1 sauce, please.
And another beer while I'm waiting.
Posted by: slightly charred at June 18, 2017 10:26 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2017 10:27 PM (z7bjd)
Are you sure you want to get involved in something so tawdry and disreputable?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2017 10:25 PM (rF0hx)
Of course. I voted for Trump. According to our leading lights, I can fall no further, sir.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 18, 2017 10:27 PM (lfVQ1)
I've waded through a bunch of doctoral theses, including in ostensibly hard STEM disciplines, which were complete bollocks.
Not saying that May's is weak work, but I want to see it firsthand before assuming that it's of merit.
With regard to the Clintons, I still haven't sat down and read the Oxford dissertation of the Crown Princess on (deep breath) "global governance structures for public health". I'm expecting it to be the undefinable gooey stuff that clogs bilge pumps. But I have to give her a fair hearing.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 18, 2017 10:27 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: slightly charred at June 18, 2017 10:26 PM (g6yUI)
You...animal!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2017 10:27 PM (rF0hx)
3 generations of the family were there, sadly for probably the last time.
It got pretty dusty in there watching the younger parents with the kids. Just thought "Moments like this are one of the many reasons why we Dads did this".
Happy Fathers day all.
Posted by: GOULD at June 18, 2017 10:27 PM (I16G8)
my breakfast with my oldest daughter was excellent! we talked and talked at the nearest Diner, then stood outside while she smoked and we talked some more.
just got a goodnight text from her, with a picture of her wrapped in the double wedding ring i pieced by hand while waiting for kids' practices, at meetings etc. it's hers this year. they have to give it to each other for Christmas each year.
Thank God for giving me her back. it's been a long and winding road. and thanks for the prayers, folks.
gulp.
Posted by: booknlass at June 18, 2017 10:28 PM (v7o4i)
Mr D had a big ol ribeye and smashed garlic taters.
Leftovers rock.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 18, 2017 10:28 PM (/o9Qk)
After it thawed, we cooked, as per usual. The flavor was much more pronounced. Is this 'a thing,' as the kids say?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 18, 2017 10:28 PM (hukF3)
I always preface this with the observation that I understand that not everyone had a wonderful relationship with their father, and there's little to be said about that.
My own father was not a perfect human being, but he did the best that he could with what he had at hand, and he was at heart a very fine man.
If your own father is still with you, talk to him.
On Father's Day, I always recall the lyric from Paul Simon:
I know a father
He had a son
He longed to tell him all the reasons
For the things he'd done
He came a long way
Just to explain
He kissed his boy as he lay sleeping
Then he turned around and headed home again
The annual offering of Chet Atkins, 'I Still Can't Say Goodbye': http://tinyurl.com/y9tkgymu
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2017 10:28 PM (kUfFq)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 18, 2017 10:27 PM (lfVQ1)
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If you can get the carrot-chili maker out from under his rock, would you tell him I'd like to have a word? Nothing to fear, of course.
Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 10:29 PM (sBOL1)
The news gal knows what's fixing to happen - when she did her bit she said "No matter who wins, it will be time to work together."
heh. Early voting has 140,000 ballots cast, mainly by adults over age 50.
Only 56,000 ballots were cast in total for the April election.
Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2017 10:29 PM (fvQp7)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 18, 2017 10:29 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2017 10:30 PM (0wem/)
Oh, so you've read mine? The epitome of how little you can accomplish and still get through.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2017 10:30 PM (z7bjd)
Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 10:30 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at June 18, 2017 10:28 PM (hukF3)
You'll get 8,000 different answers, but I think when the ice crystals form it allows the marinade to penetrate farther into the meat.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2017 10:30 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
That never happened to my parents, but I watched my aunt and uncle slip into dementia. Very sad.
A very dear friend lost her mother to Alzheimers. It is a cruel disease. The pastor at our church 40 years ago had early onset Alzheimers. He went into a Lutheran retirement village, where he administered to people and was taken care of also.
He went blind, and he died at 60 years old.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at June 18, 2017 10:30 PM (S6Pax)
Any takers? I'm free every evening until Friday.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 18, 2017 10:22 PM (lfVQ1)
I forgot - if you're interested, contact me at weimerrj at the gmail place.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 18, 2017 10:30 PM (lfVQ1)
A Survey of Radial Velocities in the Zodiacal Dust Cloud"
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 18, 2017 10:31 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 18, 2017 10:31 PM (hukF3)
Dad died in '03, one day after his birthday, fighting prostate cancer to the end.
Missus Muldoon's dad has been missing without a trace for coming up on 9 years (October '0
.
Miss you both!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2017 10:31 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 18, 2017 10:31 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2017 10:32 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 18, 2017 10:32 PM (hukF3)
--
At one point long ago, before I realized he was a rabid insane communist liberal, I went out to lunch with a co-worker. He put something (seems like I want to say cassette) into his SUV's audio system, and it made the most horrific sound. LIke somone kiling a cat.
I said, "I think that somethings wrong with the music; is it stuck in your system?"
He said "no, it's bagpipe music."
It sounded just like the noise your stereo used to make when a cassette got stuck.
Posted by: shibumi at June 18, 2017 10:33 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2017 10:30 PM (0wem/)
Crass insults being lobbed back and forth is a tool of male competitiveness and psychological intimidation in order to wear down rivals and is therefore a tool of THE PATRIARCHY!!
Posted by: Feministing My Ass at June 18, 2017 10:33 PM (mknWS)
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 18, 2017 10:33 PM (ar2KI)
gulp.
Posted by: booknlass
I hope this fills your heart with joy, gentle lady.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at June 18, 2017 10:33 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 18, 2017 10:33 PM (eSGVk)
Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red!
and zippity do dah DAY
dear BluebellPosted by: booknlass at June 18, 2017 10:33 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: IC at June 18, 2017 10:33 PM (3aFoQ)
Posted by: Country Singer at June 18, 2017 10:34 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 18, 2017 10:34 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2017 10:34 PM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, Builder of Styrofoam Monuments at June 18, 2017 10:34 PM (8zL5i)
Congratulations, booknlass, on your having successfully reconnected. I can only imagine what a nerve-wracking experience that must have been.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 18, 2017 10:34 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2017 10:30 PM (rF0hx)
We don't want to hear about Charlie Brown's Dildo penetrating anyone's meat...oppressor!
Posted by: Feministing My Ass at June 18, 2017 10:35 PM (mknWS)
Posted by: Country Singer at June 18, 2017 10:35 PM (yzxic)
Great! So we're plinking with the .22s? Fun!
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 18, 2017 10:36 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: t-bird at June 18, 2017 10:36 PM (8zL5i)
Posted by: slightly charred at June 18, 2017 10:26 PM (g6yUI)
You...animal!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Ha! Gotcha.
I mix them, and dunk the fries in it.
Posted by: slightly charred at June 18, 2017 10:37 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: IC at June 18, 2017 10:33 PM (3aFoQ)
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I agree. I was over there two weeks ago during the last attack, and the next day the only thing the Sky News people could say, over and over, was that it took the police ONLY 8 minutes to take the attackers down. They were so proud of that. And - they fired an UNPRECEDENTED 50 rounds. Because that never, ever happens over there.
Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 10:37 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at June 18, 2017 10:30 PM (S6Pax)
My wife's pop had Alzheimer's. He became belligerent and sullen, as if part of him knew what was happening. so sad. he was a good guy for the most part, especially with grandkids. Looking back, Paul was fighting the disease for some years before he was diagnosed. He passed away about five years ago.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 18, 2017 10:38 PM (eSGVk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2017 10:38 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at June 18, 2017 10:39 PM (d9gy6)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
hey. out of curiosity I swung by the HQ's wikipedia page. you are only listed as "CBD", not your full name.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2017 10:39 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 18, 2017 10:40 PM (smD62)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2017 10:39 PM (0wem/)
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They must have decency standards.
Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 10:40 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 18, 2017 10:41 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2017 10:41 PM (nlbfN)
there are so many joyful stories, where loving changes trouble into a moment that transcends. Life.
Posted by: booknlass at June 18, 2017 10:41 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June
heh. well the listed the site's address.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2017 10:41 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Knaws at June 18, 2017 10:42 PM (8FfnY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2017 10:39 PM (0wem/)
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They must have decency standards.
Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 10:40 PM (sBOL1)
Fix'd.
Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2017 10:42 PM (mknWS)
Shep's Guide to Disciplining Boys???
Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2017 10:43 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: mnw at June 18, 2017 10:43 PM (9lTjk)
***
So this Lipstick Lesbian goes into the Dyke Biker Bar,
and sashays up to bull dyke bartender,
who asks in a dark brown voice
"what's your name, sweetie"
So she says in a sweet girl voice "Mary"
"Mary? Mary? That's a guy's name!"
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 18, 2017 10:43 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 18, 2017 10:43 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Robert at June
WOW! You are the man. You should be running Trump's media response team.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2017 10:44 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 18, 2017 10:41 PM (MINbv)
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Don't be silly. I was talking about Wiki.
Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 10:45 PM (sBOL1)
gulp.
Posted by: booknlass at June 18, 2017 10:28 PM (v7o4i)
So filled with joy at this news, booknlass!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2017 10:45 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2017 10:38 PM (IqV8l)
Nope. Apparently the van was sitting outside the mosque and revved it up when worshippers came out and began to cross the street. Some witnesses say he lost control while others say he ran them over on purpose.
Everything is subject to change as the police figure out what happened. This being London, the odds are almost certain that the incident was caught on at least one camera.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 18, 2017 10:45 PM (nvMvs)
I prayed that we wouldn't fight the way we have so many times. in restaurants, in London in front of Westminster and all the way back to her place in Camden on the tube. and so many more times.
but today, nothing but soft talk and love. it's a miracle of healing. no kidding.
Posted by: booknlass at June 18, 2017 10:46 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2017 10:44 PM (0wem/)
I work efficiiently accurately and would save taxpayer dollars.
Posted by: Robert, The ONT's resident white hispanic, doing the jobs no one in their right mind will do at June 18, 2017 10:46 PM (mknWS)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2017 10:46 PM (oVJmc)
That reminds me of a little ditty from grammar school:
Mary, May, quite contrary,
Shave that thing, it's too damn hairy.
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 18, 2017 10:46 PM (8O3HH)
That's as good a way to describe the Phillies' 11th loss in the last 12 games as any.
Posted by: Basement Cat at June 18, 2017 10:46 PM (3C9q2)
Any moron recommendations? I see they can cost way more then I thought they cost...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 18, 2017 10:46 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 18, 2017 10:47 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 18, 2017 10:47 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 18, 2017 10:48 PM (3myMJ)
Shave that thing, it's too damn hairy.
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Oh that's not bad...let me show you hairy.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 18, 2017 10:48 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 18, 2017 10:40 PM (smD62)
Dandy, Tickled Pink. Welcome! I hope all is well with you.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 18, 2017 10:48 PM (nvMvs)
Hey, that's a pretty good page! Someobdy's looking after it, because there's quite a long editing history.
Posted by: t-bird at June 18, 2017 10:49 PM (8zL5i)
I am in the grandparent stage myself now. It is so much fun when you see how much the grandchildren resemble their parents in attitude.
Ha. Ha hah hah. Mhwaah ha haaaah!! (cough, cough)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 18, 2017 10:49 PM (Ci5mR)
Parting album for the ONT.
Pain Of Salvation - In The Passing Light Of Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjtkaaBfNRk
Good night!
Posted by: Robert at June 18, 2017 10:49 PM (mknWS)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2017 10:49 PM (0wem/)
That pro athlete story? Suddenly dusty in here.
Oh! Should have a pretty good Baby Sister Update tomorrow night.
Posted by: ibguy at June 18, 2017 10:49 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2017 10:30 PM (0wem/)
It's the Patriarchy, of course!
(Sorry, this afternoon I watched Sargon of Akkad's 12-part series on why everyone hates feminism.)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2017 10:49 PM (Id9+8)
(Sorry, this afternoon I watched Sargon of Akkad's 12-part series on why everyone hates feminism.)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2017 10:50 PM (0wem/)
***
If it is a natural born Caucasian Brit this will be the only thing talked about until Robert Mueller presents his own made up dossier...
If it is Muslim on Muslim action this will disappear from the radar faster then the Arianne Grande bombing...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 18, 2017 10:50 PM (aZq03)
https://tinyurl.com/mbwuv7t
Landslide
Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac
Posted by: booknlass at June 18, 2017 10:50 PM (v7o4i)
170 I have recently found that I need a mixer.
Any moron recommendations? I see they can cost way more then I thought they cost...
........
It's hard to beat a KichenAid. Just one man's opinion. Had mine 16 years.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 18, 2017 10:50 PM (k8uNJ)
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Yeah, I mean what's so wrong with being a dad fucker? Err...though I only had sex with my composite girlfriend in college...honest.
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 18, 2017 10:51 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 18, 2017 10:51 PM (FUu/Z)
Kitchen aid Mixmaster. There is no other choice.
Buy a gently used one if the price for new is too painful.
I have had mine since 1993, and the only problem I have had with it is that the rubber feet wore out. And the company replaced them without charge. After 21 years.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2017 10:54 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: lurking grandma at June 18, 2017 10:55 PM (LRwxD)
Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2017 10:55 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Mustafah al-cut-loop at June 18, 2017 10:56 PM (udajc)
http://bit.ly/2sNvRKX
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 18, 2017 10:57 PM (nvMvs)
Any moron recommendations? I see they can cost way more then I thought they cost...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 18, 2017 10:46 PM (aZq03)
Definitely. I assume you are not looking for a stand mixer, because everyone knows that KitchenAid owns that category. But for a hand mixer, go to Amazon and search for Oxo Hand Mixer. $27.97, and it beats many more expensive mixers I've had down the years. The headlight feature seemed silly when I bought it, and now I think it's the best thing ever. Good power, well-designed beaters and control. Love it.
Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2017 10:57 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2017 10:57 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 18, 2017 10:59 PM (k8uNJ)
of male competitiveness and psychological intimidation in order to wear
down rivals and is therefore a tool of THE PATRIARCHY!!
Posted by: Feministing My Ass at June 18, 2017 10:33 PM (mknWS)
Yeah, but a version of that has been used for generations. You might consider unbending and accepting it, you know, in the spirit of multiculturalism
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2017 10:59 PM (mkDpn)
Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac
Posted by: booknlass at June 18, 2017 10:50 PM (v7o4i)
Takes me back!
And yes.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2017 10:59 PM (Id9+8)
But it's readable. I made the mistake yesterday of looking on their IPA page to try to figure out the pronunciation of the symbol they gave for the Slovakian "Š". Mother of God, what a mistake that was! An army of Starbucks pinheads has included all of their theses to that article.
Posted by: t-bird at June 18, 2017 10:59 PM (8zL5i)
Posted by: John Marston at June 18, 2017 11:00 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 18, 2017 11:00 PM (MINbv)
Any moron recommendations? I see they can cost way more then I thought they cost...
........
It's hard to beat a KichenAid. Just one man's opinion. Had mine 16 years.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 18, 2017 10:50 PM (k8uNJ)
Oh, I thought you meant mixers for drinks. Daily's Sour Mix is great!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2017 11:00 PM (Id9+8)
The added bonus of Kitchen Aid mixers is they have a gear that drives all sorts of attachments.....Pasta roller, cheese shredder, sausage stuffer (insert moron comment here)...
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 18, 2017 10:59 PM
A mixer with a power take off.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2017 11:00 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the next 15 minutes at June 18, 2017 11:00 PM (P8951)
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BOOO THIS PLAY SUCKS! MY EARS CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!
Posted by: Marc Anthony at June 18, 2017 11:01 PM (aZq03)
gear that drives all sorts of attachments.....Pasta roller, cheese
shredder, sausage stuffer (insert moron comment here)...
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 18, 2017 10:59 PM (k8uNJ)
I use the shredder a lot, and I have an old grain grinder attachment that I use from time to time.
My sister cried bitter tears when she discovered the food mill attachment was discontinued
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2017 11:01 PM (mkDpn)
Tried a new homemade sauce with my steak tonight. Half guajillo chile sauce, half chipotle pepper sauce, with some mashed garlic, black pepper and Tabasco thrown in.
Not bad.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 11:01 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent
RINO shit-catcher
https://youtu.be/HFeF298TdOk
Posted by: Mustafah al-cut-loop at June 18, 2017 11:01 PM (udajc)
stabbed one person after ramming into the crowd at the London mosque.
They have updates every 10 minutes or so.
Huh. That is the MO of many recent islamic/ISIS attacks.
Saw an article that said this is a really radical mosque that is under new leadership - less radical imams. Maybe someone is indicating he's upset by this?
So common in places like Pakistan for moderate imams and muslims to be killed by radicals.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2017 11:02 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 18, 2017 11:02 PM (aZq03)
It's racist if we try it, but I'm sure they'd love some Voter ID right about now!
Posted by: t-bird at June 18, 2017 11:02 PM (8zL5i)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2017 11:03 PM (XUcIQ)
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KitchenAid, definitely, if you're looking for a stand mixer. They've also got a bunch of attachments you can buy for it too and do everything from stuffing your own sausage to making pasta.
Not that I know anything about that because I have never done either...but I swear, one of these days Ima gonna.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 18, 2017 11:03 PM (HiDrR)
Love, love love the Kitchen Aid. Look ma! no hands!.
And the meat grinder attachment rocks.
Posted by: JAS at June 18, 2017 11:03 PM (EX4Wr)
Posted by: Edmund Blackadder at June 18, 2017 11:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 18, 2017 11:03 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 18, 2017 11:02 PM (aZq03)
Oster made me very happy.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2017 11:04 PM (Id9+8)
LOL
I think the Revolution is beginning but it's not the one the Left had hoped.
I hope Ben Shapiro et alia have taken enough laudanum to calm themselves.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2017 11:04 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 18, 2017 11:02 PM (aZq03)
You like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain?
I have a KitchenAid blender. It's in the garage, because I never seem to need a blender. Seems nice though.
Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2017 11:04 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 11:04 PM (eMKNe)
I hope Ben Shapiro et alia have taken enough laudanum to calm themselves.
___
Oh my stars and garters what is the world coming to?
Why I never!
Posted by: Ben Shapiro at June 18, 2017 11:05 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 18, 2017 11:05 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2017 11:00 PM (Id9+
......
Bottled sour? Never!
4 oz. fresh lemon juice
8 oz. simple syrup
2 oz. fresh lime juice
It'll change your life....
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 18, 2017 11:05 PM (k8uNJ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 18, 2017 11:05 PM (5sxz6)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 18, 2017 11:02 PM
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I've got the KitchenAid blender too. Very happy with it. Never leaks, and very powerful.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 18, 2017 11:05 PM (HiDrR)
An eyewitness told Buzzfeed News he and his friends pinned the man down after he exited the van screaming "Kill all Muslims!" and "kill me, kill me".
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 18, 2017 11:05 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 11:05 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
He hit a home run his first at bat with this team. He deserves every blessing!
Posted by: booknlass at June 18, 2017 11:05 PM (v7o4i)
http://bigleaguepolitics.com/
trump-assassination-play-stormed-protesters-final-night/
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2017 11:05 PM (NOIQH)
Then they'll be another Muslim attack....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 18, 2017 11:05 PM (89VjS)
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 18, 2017 11:06 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2017 09:51 PM (Id9+
I went out to the local steakhouse, and had prime rib, because it was on special for Fathers' Day. As I was leaving, the waitress wished me, "Happy Fathers' Day"! I said, "I'm not a dad." She said, "Yes, you are. You have Pogo (my dog)." Pogo got some slabs of fat off the prime rib, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2017 11:06 PM (XUcIQ)
>> Origins
Ask hubby/daughter if they're familiar with Fat Dragon Games. He's *the* man for printed and 3D terrain.
Posted by: ibguy at June 18, 2017 11:06 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 18, 2017 11:06 PM (smD62)
8 oz. simple syrup
2 oz. fresh lime juice
It'll change your life....
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 18, 2017 11:05 PM (k8uNJ)
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ever think of trying key lime juice instead?
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 18, 2017 11:06 PM (5sxz6)
Posted by: lurking grandma
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Takes a LOT of cherries for that, and a LOT of pitting.
This afternoon at sunset I was sitting on the porch. We have a large old sour cherry tree about 25 feet away from the porch. While I was watching, a squirrel scrambled up in it and very contentedly started picking and eating cherries.
I was building up a small bit of resentment when a couple of small Titmice fluttered into the tree and began to help themselves. Well, as I said, it was sunset, birds here and yon were twittering, the sky was blue, and I realized that this one hell of an idyllic scene...that's when I noticed the rabbit grazing under the tree.
Honestly, it was like a Disney cartoon. I just sat back and soaked it in.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2017 11:06 PM (OdK9v)
"If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What am I Doing in the Pits?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 11:07 PM (eMKNe)
White people just walkin' 'round like flies man.
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 18, 2017 11:08 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2017 11:08 PM (nlbfN)
never used it, but they are supposed to be awesome, if not cheap.
we sold more than a few to juice shops, etc, back before we closed the store.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 18, 2017 11:09 PM (5sxz6)
For all of you who had good/great Dad's, hope y'all had a happy Father's Day.
Just another work day here, trying to wrap things up.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 18, 2017 11:09 PM (D2vc1)
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Yeah, I'm not sure that Buzzfeed News can accurately report the date, not alone "news."
Posted by: shibumi at June 18, 2017 11:09 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2017 11:06 PM (OdK9v)
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Please please please tell me that a butterfly landed on your nose. Oh please oh please oh please.
Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red! at June 18, 2017 11:09 PM (sBOL1)
My favorite book title is one by the late Lewis Grizzard:
"Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel So Good Myself".
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 18, 2017 11:10 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2017 11:10 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 18, 2017 11:10 PM (3myMJ)
Yup. Mike Cernovich is also hinting that they'll do this at Hollywood awards shows - get in position as seat-fillers. Now that would be payback.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2017 11:11 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 18, 2017 11:11 PM (MINbv)
I think I've shared that he walked out on my Mom (for his secretary!! Talk about a cliche) during the summer right after I graduated high school. He wasn't someone any of us could really talk to, either. He was, and by all accounts still is, mindbendingly uncommunicative.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 11:11 PM (eMKNe)
4 oz. fresh lemon juice
8 oz. simple syrup
2 oz. fresh lime juice
It'll change your life....
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 18, 2017 11:05 PM (k8uNJ)
Noted. Thank you!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2017 11:11 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 10:13 PM (eMKNe)
Brexit is a good thing, though. If Teresa May fails to screw it up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2017 11:11 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 11:11 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 11:12 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 18, 2017 11:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2017 11:13 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 11:13 PM (eMKNe)
Ninjas are bad ass, but they often do more than you need.
Go to a restaurant web store (like KaTom) and find a 2-speed commercial model. Hamilton Beach makes a pretty damned good minimalist blender for $200 or so.
We've had one at the bar for 9 years with no breakdowns.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 18, 2017 11:13 PM (k8uNJ)
Yeah, "modern day Mark Twain" fit him pretty well.
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 18, 2017 11:14 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
thanks for making me smile, picturing that scene with you in it
Posted by: booknlass at June 18, 2017 11:14 PM (v7o4i)
The other stand mixers I know are pretty much for making cakes, not kneading dough.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2017 11:14 PM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2017 11:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2017 11:16 PM (nlbfN)
I would bet a lot of yuppies bought those as status symbols and never used the things other than once or twice.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 18, 2017 11:17 PM (ujwCG)
Just found it at Amazon: "Real Women Don't Pump Gas."
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 11:17 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 18, 2017 11:18 PM (3myMJ)
I'm sure that would be dynamite. Perhaps Meyer lemons as well.
Just please, for the love of God, throw out that Rose's Lime, Rose's Grenadine, and the little lemon and lime shaped plastic squeezy bottles.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 18, 2017 11:18 PM (k8uNJ)
Please please please tell me that a butterfly landed on your nose. Oh please oh please oh please.
Posted by: bluebell ~ now in glorious Red Sox red!
Just before the forest fire.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2017 11:18 PM (IqV8l)
Just found it at Amazon: "Real Women Don't Pump Gas."
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 11:17 PM
Does that mean that real women live in New Jersey?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2017 11:20 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: mnw at June 18, 2017 11:20 PM (9lTjk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2017 11:21 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 18, 2017 11:02 PM (aZq03)
Oh, well, I have an Osterizer, and I admit it doesn't live up to its name.
I find it very pleasant and it has never tried to exclude me from anything.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2017 11:21 PM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at June 18, 2017 11:21 PM (8zL5i)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2017 11:21 PM (nlbfN)
Please please please tell me that a butterfly landed on your nose. Oh please oh please oh please.
Posted by: bluebell
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It wouldn't have surprised me at all.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2017 11:22 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2017 11:22 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 18, 2017 11:22 PM (k8uNJ)
***
One of the oddest things about living in 2017 is that women still don't pump gas, mow the lawn or kill spiders but they've also stopped cooking, cleaning, and trying to not be crazy.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 18, 2017 11:22 PM (aZq03)
I have had multiple people tell me how charming it is, and 25 minutes in...I am struggling to finish it.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at June 18, 2017 11:23 PM (smD62)
***
Well...the jihadis found a new use for rice cookers a few years back in Boston you will recall...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 18, 2017 11:23 PM (aZq03)
I have a book titled "The Lost Lore Of A Man's Life".
It has instructions and tips on many things outdoors, old school camping solutions, etc. A lot of weapons talk too.
There is a warning in there to not sleep without cover under a full Moon as you can get "Moonstruck".
I can't find any reference to a malady called Moonstruck. Ever heard of it?
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 18, 2017 11:24 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 18, 2017 11:24 PM (Id9+8)
Wait....I thought that was pressure cookers.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 18, 2017 11:26 PM (k8uNJ)
can't find any reference to a malady called Moonstruck. Ever heard of it?
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2017 11:26 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 18, 2017 10:59 PM (k8uNJ)
That used to be the hallmark of Sunbeam Mixmasters back in the day. Did Kitchen-Aid buy out Sunbeam?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2017 11:26 PM (XUcIQ)
Da explains three times before she understands that the shirt's for me. And that he knows I'll never take it off.
She's been crying all the afternoon and half the evening.
Posted by: Little Mrs Spellcheck at June 18, 2017 11:27 PM (5xRXp)
Posted by: Meremortal
Just a speculative thought; bright, full moon dazzle, ignoring the things in situ.
Posted by: Mustafah al-cut-loop at June 18, 2017 11:28 PM (udajc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2017 11:28 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Tuna at June 18, 2017 11:29 PM (jm1YL)
this at Hollywood awards shows - get in position as seat-fillers. Now
that would be payback.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2017 11:11 PM (NOIQH)
I hope they coordinate better.
First one draws security and gets the beat down, and while that is going on the second one with the real lungs gets up and shouts from center stage.
When they bag him, put the 80 year old woman in to talk about Judenrein and and the gulags
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2017 11:29 PM (mkDpn)
Also, her nudie pics were much more "tasteful" than Melania's.
I love it, "Whore! My nudes are more tasteful!"
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 18, 2017 11:29 PM (8O3HH)
Yeah, I'm thinking it's like snowblindness. The full Moon really bothers me when it shines through the bedroom window if the curtains are open.
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 18, 2017 11:30 PM (3myMJ)
/s
He's on the Mets farm team right?
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 18, 2017 11:30 PM (pY+s4)
this at Hollywood awards shows - get in position as seat-fillers. Now
that would be payback.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2017 11:11 PM (NOIQH)
I hope they coordinate better.
First one draws security and gets the beat down, and while that is going on the second one with the real lungs gets up and shouts from center stage.
When they bag him, put the 80 year old woman in to talk about Judenrein and and the gulags
Posted by: Kindltot at June
meh. never work. whoever does that will be blackballed in hollywood forever.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2017 11:30 PM (0wem/)
I have been succesfully talking myself out of buying a meat grinder for the last couple of years. A real meat grinder, not an attachment. The sort of thing they use at a shop where you take venison for processing. That has a horsepower number larger than unity.
For, y'know, hoboes. I mean, summer sausage.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 18, 2017 11:30 PM (ujwCG)
___
Hey guys...no sentient AI here, but I mean really, this is awesome isn't it?
Posted by: Skynet at June 18, 2017 11:30 PM (aZq03)
Sounds like her jealousy knows no bounds.
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 18, 2017 11:31 PM (3myMJ)
.....
No, they are still competitors. I favor KitchenAid because they were spawned by Hobart, which is still the finest industrial product you can buy after almost 100 years.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 18, 2017 11:31 PM (k8uNJ)
The little ones are whiny as hell. Any of them big enough to drone on in a baritone? The Obama.
Posted by: t-bird at June 18, 2017 11:32 PM (8zL5i)
Posted by: Meremortal, ISIS IS CNN. at June 18, 2017 11:24 PM (3myMJ)
I think you start talking like cher. Its incurable, sorry.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2017 11:32 PM (mkDpn)
Posted by: booknlass at June 18, 2017 11:34 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: Meremortal
I've probably relayed this before but: high school buds vanned up to Tahoe early spring. I stepped out of the van and looked up.
I'd never seen the milky way thing, display, sky.... It still seems like a dream.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2017 11:34 PM (udajc)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/876470078514110465
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/876470158696615936
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/876470244734369792
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/876470351793975298
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/876470463035211776
Posted by: kbdabear at June 18, 2017 11:36 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 18, 2017 11:36 PM (IcT7t)
I was rumbling around the WeHo Pavilions parking lot on the two-wheeler (his Honda scooter), looking for a spot. Five or six car lengths ahead I saw a little red Mercedes pull out so I gunned it, drove around an idling SUV and pulled in. I was stowing away the helmet when I heard this wailing sound coming from behind me. It was some 40ish guy going haaayyy! He was frowning from behind the wheel of his white four-door something or other and whining, I was waiting for that spot. Jesus! I was waiting for it! As if to say, what's the matter with you? Have you ever heard of parking lot manners?
Law of the jungle, pal. Okay, if I'd seen you waiting for the spot I might not have taken it. I would actually rather not occupy any parking spot as I don't really need one. But I didn't see you so I took the spot and that's that. You chose to go bigger and slower with four wheels and I chose smaller with two wheels, and look who has the spot, asshole!
There's a scene in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre that applies. Bearded Humphrey Bogart is dead broke and on the bum in Tampico. He's walking down a cobblestoned street when he sees a smoking, half-gone cigarillo that's been tossed into the gutter. Bogart wants to grab it but he hesitates out of pride. Fred C. Dobbs doesn't drop to his knees for a few puffs of tobacco, no, sir! Then he lunges for it anyway. Too late! A little Mexican kid grabs the cigarillo and saunters down the street, puffing away, cock of the walk. Bogart is seething. I wanted that damn cigarillo and okay, I hesitated but then I decided, and now some kid is enjoying it instead of me! Life sucks.
The pissed-off Pavilions parking-lot guy in the white four-door was Humphrey Bogart, and I was the little kid with the lightning reflexes. Life is like that from time to time. Unfair, I mean, but I didn't rig it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 11:37 PM (eMKNe)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/876470548464889857
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/876470634993381376
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/876470725384826885
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/876470811829424128
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/876470904942977024
Posted by: kbdabear at June 18, 2017 11:38 PM (AOrEZ)
I'd never seen the milky way thing, display, sky.... It still seems like a dream.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2017 11:34 PM (udajc)
Hey, is Mercury visible as an evening star about 10 degrees above the setting Sun these days? I was driving home last night at sunset, and spotted a bright dot in the sky directly above the Sun.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2017 11:39 PM (XUcIQ)
"I see your hiney, so white and shiny..."
Hell, I can't remember the rest of it.
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 18, 2017 11:39 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 11:40 PM (eMKNe)
Bruni wasn't especially pleasant to the women in executive posts in the Sarkozy government.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 18, 2017 11:40 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2017 11:42 PM (0wem/)
Dude's lucky Mr Suburban didn't toss his scooter in the back and drop it in a dumpster a few miles away.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 18, 2017 11:42 PM (IcT7t)
*****
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2017 11:42 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: lin-duh meh at June 18, 2017 11:43 PM (kufk0)
Also, I love how Wells embraces "the law of the jungle" when it benefits HIM, but then calls Trump supporters bumblefucks, ranting how they're so deplorable and uncompassionate for not supporting all his pet liberal causes.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 11:44 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 18, 2017 11:42 PM (IcT7t)
A bottle of Karo corn syrup in the gas tank...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2017 11:45 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2017 11:46 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 11:46 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 11:46 PM (eMKNe)
I'd say waste of good corn, but it's not ethanol so it's already wasted.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 18, 2017 11:47 PM (IcT7t)
10 degrees sounds a bit much. Jupiter? There's practically a flare going off at dawn, so I assume that's Venus.
Posted by: t-bird at June 18, 2017 11:47 PM (9Q5BJ)
It's something isn't it? Makes you realize just how tiny we are.
Posted by: Tuna at June 18, 2017 11:47 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2017 11:48 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: lin-duh meh at June 18, 2017 11:48 PM (kufk0)
Wells would have had a massive heart attack right then and there.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 11:49 PM (eMKNe)
Didn't she bang Mick Jagger? Talk about a disgusting pig..
Posted by: Tuna at June 18, 2017 11:50 PM (jm1YL)
Dislike that sort of behavior, however.
I had my new car keyed with a brick when I forgot to remove my magnetic Sarah Palin sticker.
In Reston, VA, home of liberals and a few conservatives.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2017 11:50 PM (u82oZ)
I don't think you have to be a hypocrite to be a leftie, but it sure does make it a lot easier.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 18, 2017 11:50 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2017 11:51 PM (wPiJc)
So so blessed! 83 years old, he mowed the yard today and weeded his garden.
Bless all you fathers rons!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 18, 2017 11:51 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2017 11:52 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2017 11:52 PM (wPiJc)
When the spunk hits your eye like a bustin' cream pie,
That's a porno.
Posted by: Jenna Jameson, Poet Laureate at June 18, 2017 11:53 PM (8O3HH)
please discuss
Clarice is spot on. Rosenstein appointed a special counsel without a crime in violation of the statute and the bar code of ethics. Mueller has a conflict of interest and should never have accepted but he knowingly did in violation of the statute and the bar code of ethics. Trump should have a press conference and explain that then fire them both and file complaints with the bar association against them and against Comey. Hurt them back. Make them pay. Their crushing defeat will keep others from trying that carp again.
Posted by: jimmytheclaw at June 18, 2017 11:53 PM (PEXoZ)
From what I've heard, Wells' scooter is an old Honda and not in the greatest condition. I have a hunch a quick spray of piss just by itself could make it shrivel into a massive heap of rusty junk just within the 45 minutes he probably spent inside the store.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 11:53 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2017 11:53 PM (wPiJc)
Dislike that sort of behavior, however.
I had my new car keyed with a brick when I forgot to remove my magnetic Sarah Palin sticker.
In Reston, VA, home of liberals and a few conservatives.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2017 11:50 PM (u82oZ)
Scooter-puke actually committed a hostile act, by stealing a parking space, so vandalizing his toy bike could be regarded as payback. Vandalizing a piece of property simply because it displays the opposition's colors is more like assault.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2017 11:54 PM (XUcIQ)
I'm glad Wells posted his story though. It proves he's an entitled-ass punk who someday, somewhere, is gonna mess with, or mouth off to, exactly the wrong person.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2017 11:55 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: lin-duh meh at June 18, 2017 11:56 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2017 11:57 PM (nlbfN)
I should get some extra MAGA bumper stickers to put on mouthy libs vehicles that cut me off from a good parking space.
Oh wait, that doesn't happen in rural Kansas.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2017 11:57 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 18, 2017 11:57 PM (Lqy/e)
I don't know how Traditional Amy Vanderbilt Baby Showers go - I know they didn't used to include a bunch of guys - but, whatever it was, it was enjoyable.
Got to meet her family (even made an ally in DiL's little sister). Had food, beverage, silly games, gifts. The mom-to-be got a lot of necessities like onesies and baby hats. And Milady and I got to be with all three of our offsprinks. So, there's that, for Dad's Day.
♦
* Note: Many urban vehicular operators be cray!
Posted by: mindful webworker - grand dad at June 18, 2017 11:57 PM (dfEoR)
Kiddest thou me? I know a number of women who do all three-- including my primary care doc, the ER vet at the local animal hospital, a department supervisor at the VA hospital, and the wife/mother who lives on the first floor in my apartment building (husband/father is terrified of spiders).
Posted by: Basement Cat at June 18, 2017 11:57 PM (3C9q2)
"Well sure, son, a boat would have been a lot more fun than sitting here on the dock, but I spent all my spare cash on a happy ending at the local Korean Massage and Nail Salon. So, here, have another warm Schlitz."
Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2017 11:58 PM (wPiJc)
Children from two-parent families with conservative Dads will be the new well-adjusted elites.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2017 11:59 PM (u82oZ)
Tell him I said Happy Father's Day. Since everyone I would say it to is dead, your hubby can have a freebie.
And then you can tell the punk-ass kid that strangers on the internet did what he wouldn't.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 19, 2017 12:00 AM (IcT7t)
> called Moonstruck. Ever heard of it?
It's a variant of the old idea that the moon makes people crazy, i.e. lunatic.
I've always heard "moonstruck" in the context of romantic love, as in "the first time I met Susan, I was moonstruck."
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 19, 2017 12:00 AM (nvMvs)
******
If that sentence is describing one woman, she's awesome!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2017 12:00 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: AC DC at June 19, 2017 12:01 AM (IqV8l)
I joke that the day someone finally really lets Wells have it for his entitled lib behavior in real life, and he's hemorrhaging blood at a record-breaking rate in the ICU, his last words will most likely be "but this can't happen to ME!! I know Warren Beatty!!!" ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 19, 2017 12:01 AM (eMKNe)
A spare, cheap cable lock would be handy to have in such situations. You want the parking spot? Keep it!
Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2017 12:02 AM (9Q5BJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 19, 2017 12:03 AM (eMKNe)
*****
Perhaps, but I think the prairie grouse nest is more likely to be squashed by an African elephant on the savannah. Or sumpin.
My analogy just got blown out of the water.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2017 12:03 AM (wPiJc)
Vandals deface NY street sign for Crooked Hill to read "Crooked Hillary".
I hope Ben doesn't see it or he'll have to move up to morphine to cope with this wave of unsportsmanlike behaviour.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2017 12:03 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at June 19, 2017 12:03 AM (IYHxL)
please discuss
Clarice is spot on. Rosenstein appointed a special counsel without a crime in violation of the statute and the bar code of ethics. Mueller has a conflict of interest and should never have accepted but he knowingly did in violation of the statute and the bar code of ethics. Trump should have a press conference and explain that then fire them both and file complaints with the bar association against them and against Comey. Hurt them back. Make them pay. Their crushing defeat will keep others from trying that carp again.
Posted by: jimmytheclaw at June 18, 2017 11:53 PM (PEXoZ)
Somebody is spending money. If they are in violation of law they can have their world rocked by being, not just fired, but charged for criminal misappropriation.
Sic the bean counters on them.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 19, 2017 12:03 AM (P/kVC)
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 19, 2017 12:04 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Tuna at June 19, 2017 12:04 AM (jm1YL)
+ 6.022 x 10^23
350 t-bird
Exactly, and it's so handy at local protest marches as well.
Early day tomorrow, so sweet dreams everyone.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 19, 2017 12:05 AM (u82oZ)
Wells have it for his entitled lib behavior in real life, and he's
hemorrhaging blood at a record-breaking rate in the ICU, his last words
will most likely be "but this can't happen to ME!! I know Warren
Beatty!!!" ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 19, 2017 12:01 AM (eMKNe)
Meh. Padlock on a spoke. Better yet, one of those U shaped rigid bike locks around the wheel.
Then he can hyperventilate about violence in the culture for a month. Doing him a favor, really.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2017 12:05 AM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 19, 2017 12:05 AM (nvMvs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 19, 2017 12:06 AM (eMKNe)
You know, us conservatives could really make everyday life hell for intolerant libs everywhere, if we wanted to. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 19, 2017 12:07 AM (eMKNe)
And maybe an eyepatch.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2017 12:09 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 19, 2017 12:10 AM (gDHn1)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2017 12:11 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2017 12:12 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at June 19, 2017 12:12 AM (IYHxL)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2017 12:14 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2017 12:14 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 19, 2017 12:15 AM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 19, 2017 12:15 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2017 12:16 AM (wPiJc)
taking a jab at Melania. There was some claim that Trump banged Bruni,
and she's says it was lie and he's a disgusting pig. "
The story of Trump bragging about banging Bruni is from 1991. Is her career flagging and she needs to get back in the news?
Posted by: X-ray at June 19, 2017 12:17 AM (6hUAo)
*Sort of spoiler alert*
Movie does the whole "girrrrl" power thing. They're cars, so I didn't really care.
I will note how Hollywood is setting up girls for a lifetime of disappointment when they find out there's certain things they just can't do.
And if you doubt me, go outrun Usain Bolt in a foot race.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 19, 2017 12:18 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 19, 2017 12:18 AM (qul7b)
Thanks, Blanco! I passed it along. He did call on my husbands birthday
on the 12th. I managed to keep my husband from texting after about how
disappointed he is with him. Stepson is just drifting.
You're welcome. I do hope the kid gets his fecal matter gathered to a central location. Not that I ever did.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 19, 2017 12:19 AM (IcT7t)
In other words, we must do all we can to protect our Most Beloved Muslims, even though that they hate us and kill us at every opportunity.
Because.. IDK.
Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 12:20 AM (aT+Bx)
earthsky.org/astronomy-essentials/
visible-planets-tonight-mars-jupiter-venus-saturn-mercury
Posted by: earthsky.org at June 19, 2017 12:20 AM (g6yUI)
Just jealous I'm sure.
Posted by: Tuna at June 19, 2017 12:20 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2017 12:21 AM (wPiJc)
IIRC, it's one of the worst in Britain.
But I guess as long as they're not stoning women or throwing gays off the roof, it's moderate.
Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 12:21 AM (aT+Bx)
And if you doubt me, go outrun Usain Bolt in a foot race.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
He'll be forced to wear weighted diving boots in the Harrison Bergeron future.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2017 12:21 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: thathalfrican
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The older you are the more difficult it is likely to be. But, perhaps not. Have you actually spoken to a recruiter?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2017 12:22 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 19, 2017 12:23 AM (gDHn1)
Also... they just identified the Finsbury Mosque as "moderate."
Isn't that where crazyman Anjem Choudry got his start?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2017 12:23 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at June 19, 2017 12:12 AM (IYHxL)
I've known several but don't have a lot of thoughts on the subject. There are a variety of ways to serve and my friends all chose the part-time track after a relatively short period of full-time service. From the way they talked, it seemed to resemble serving in the reserves.
They liked the benefits and, at least in my day, kids used it as a way to pay for college.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 19, 2017 12:23 AM (nvMvs)
LE and paramedics will respond to an emergency call of a man and scooter crushed underneath a car. Upon investigation, the car will turn out to be an old beater that hasn't been registered or insured in years.
Witnesses will report seeing a disheveled Latino male aged 18-35 hastily leaving the scene. There will be open liquor bottles and/or marijuana residues found inside the car. Fingerprints will not match anyone in the DMV databases.
No arrest will be made. The car will be impounded. No one will turn up to claim it. Wells (or his estate) will end up suing the shopping center owner and the police department, alleging negligence. The jury will award fifty million dollars.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 19, 2017 12:23 AM (ujwCG)
--
Agreed.
Laws for some, not for others.
Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 12:23 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: torquewrench at June 19, 2017 12:24 AM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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It's only fair.
Posted by: Diana Moon Glampers, Handicapper General at June 19, 2017 12:25 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 19, 2017 12:25 AM (eMKNe)
Also, it's true that they get arrested in a hurry but I heard in Loomer's case, they sprung her pretty quickly on just $500 bail.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 19, 2017 12:27 AM (eMKNe)
Just that if the actors and other SJWs had their way, I'm sure Loomer would still be in jail.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 19, 2017 12:28 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: The Handicrapper General at June 19, 2017 12:29 AM (qul7b)
Also, it's true that they get arrested in a hurry but I heard in Loomer's case, they sprung her pretty quickly on just $500 bail.
--
Yes, I saw that.
However, how many times have Trump supporters been attacked at rallys? How many university protests have had conservatives attacked and no arrests?
They did grab Laura Loomer and were nice to her, but what about ALL the times they were told to stand down when liberals chimped out?
Two sets of laws. We're on the losing side.
Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 12:32 AM (aT+Bx)
Until the emotional 2 1/2 year old is toilet trained, the smelling of poopy is an occasional hazard anyway.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 19, 2017 12:32 AM (IcT7t)
What did they say of serving via the Guard? And thanks!
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at June 19, 2017 12:33 AM (IYHxL)
Posted by: publius, the persistent poperin pear at June 19, 2017 12:34 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 19, 2017 12:34 AM (eMKNe)
Poo-Poo, Ca-ca, Doo-Doo, Dooky, Boom-Boom!
Posted by: The Handicrapper General at June 19, 2017 12:36 AM (qul7b)
"There's only one way Muslims should respond to the alleged van attack. That is by carrying on exactly as before.
the *real* tragedy of the #FinsburyPark attack would be if it causes a rise in anglophobia
Muslims need to make sure they don't look back in anger. This is just part and parcel of living in a big city."
/yeah, that is SO not going to happen. Especially if the driver is a white native Brit.
Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 12:36 AM (aT+Bx)
2. There is truly no accounting for taste.
3. For the most part I love Paul's music even if he is a dolt.
4. Cool breeze coming in the window and a glass of red wine ends my father's and granfather's day.
5. Don't like it, well stay back at least 400 yards.
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 19, 2017 12:39 AM (qJ+iT)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at June 19, 2017 12:43 AM (eK0pE)
Theresa May says the incident is being treated as a terrorist attack.
Link to The Telegraph in nic.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 19, 2017 12:44 AM (nvMvs)
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 19, 2017 12:44 AM (qJ+iT)
I'm in the Jacksonville area this week until Friday evening. Well, Atlantic Beach/Mayport. I know there are a few Morons out this way. Anyone want to get together for a drink some evening this week? I propose Cap'n Odie's on Mayport Road, because Ace of Spades Lifestyle and it's within stumbling distance from my hotel.
Any takers? I'm free every evening until Friday.
If you're interested, contact me at weimerrj at the gmail place.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 19, 2017 12:45 AM (lfVQ1)
I need a program to keep up.
---
Here's how it goes:
1. One muslim dies and the tragedy is greater than 1000 holocausts
2. Any number of caucasians die, and it is understandable, since we have been oppressing muslims since the beginning of time, and we deserve to be killed.
Diversity celebration when non-muslims die.
National Day of Mourning when one muslim dies.
/because some animals are more equal than others
Posted by: shibumi at June 19, 2017 12:47 AM (aT+Bx)
I need a program to keep up.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at June 19, 2017 12:43 AM (eK0pE)
The Finsbury Park victims seem to be a diversity-challenged lot. Goat-fucker, Goat-fucker, Goat-fucker, Goat-fucker, ad infinitum.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2017 12:49 AM (XUcIQ)
Guard. Has anyone here served or know of anyone who has served? If so,
what are your thoughts?
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i spent almost 21 years in the CAARNG, minus about 2 in the USAR... email is in nick. i'll tell you what i can, but each state is a bit different, Air Guard is different from Army, and i was in from 83-03 and it's 2017.
bottom line, like everything else, some of it is luck of the draw, some of it is what you put in, assholes are everywhere, but so are good people.
(meant to say something last night, but my ankle was killing me, souvenir from AT-85, and i forgotted)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2017 12:51 AM (5sxz6)
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at June 19, 2017 12:33 AM (IYHxL)
This was quite a few years back but I don't ever remember any of them complaining. Of course, this is Texas and the military culture is embraced pretty heavily here. Military service is not something that people tend to complain about, so take my memories with a grain of salt. During Desert Storm, I had several casual friends called up to serve active duty that I didn't even know were in the reserves.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 19, 2017 12:52 AM (nvMvs)
I just checked. My give a damn is busted. I'd like to care, I really would.
I just don't.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 19, 2017 12:53 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 19, 2017 12:55 AM (qJ+iT)
Poo-Poo, Ca-ca, Doo-Doo, Dooky, Boom-Boom!
As so often happens, the intellectual repartee of the horde is too much for my ailing failing brain.
Gonna go look for tomorrow by the short cut.
Posted by: mindful webworker - exit stage left at June 19, 2017 12:59 AM (dfEoR)
Posted by: Give a dam calibration lab at June 19, 2017 01:02 AM (6hUAo)
The best blow back is to slit throats when they are asleep. Public displays are not necessary, and it leaves everyone else afraid to go sleep. Pysch warfare.
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 19, 2017 01:02 AM (qJ+iT)
As official representative of the Deep-Doo Doo State, I am banning all toilet paper! From now on you peons will be forced to use whole fruit, puppies or each others hands!
Be grateful you are allowed the puppies!
Posted by: The Handicrapper General at June 19, 2017 01:05 AM (qul7b)
Posted by: Give a dam calibration lab at June 19, 2017 01:02 AM (6hUAo)
Thanks. All sarcasm aside, I still don't care.
Yet by tomorrow noon every cable outlet and network will be worked into a froth about this, perhaps moreso than for Stabfest 17. All questioning the "implications" and the bigger issue of Izlamiphobia blah blah blah.
At the end of the day, I still won't care.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 19, 2017 01:07 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: MSTisdale at June 19, 2017 01:07 AM (g9d8D)
townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2017/06/19/ if-the-left-wins-their-soft-coup-everyone-loses --but-mostly-them-n2342884
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2017 01:09 AM (5sxz6)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2017 01:10 AM (5sxz6)
Posted by: MSTisdale at June 19, 2017 01:07 AM (g9d8D)
Nah.
And you actually DO have my sympathy though there's not much benefit to it. As long as the legal system is so weighted against the penis-clad who identify as male, there's little anyone without an extra million to spend can do about it.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 19, 2017 01:14 AM (z79tQ)
It is a proven fact that the Dad is the one who makes sure the daughters don't end up on the pole and junior doesn't end up in the hoosegow or worse. Moms feed 'em, clothe 'em and layer on the guilt, but it's Dads who do the heavy lifting, and I think you for that.
And yes, a nice cold one once in a while is a small price to pay for all that awesomeness.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 19, 2017 01:18 AM (NXsWM)
Isn't that where crazyman Anjem Choudry got his start?"
I don't think so, but it is where shoe bomber Richard Reid and 9/11 terrorist Zacarias Moussaoui attended services. Their previous mullah, Abu Hamza al-Masri (who lost both hands and an eye in a premature splodyation incident), is doing life in prison for terrorism.
Yup. "Moderate".
Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at June 19, 2017 01:56 AM (bR6ww)
or do people prefer me needing a shower to being clean for once?
and i have to LOL and hitting poast 420 to say i was gonna go get a buzz on.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2017 02:09 AM (5sxz6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 19, 2017 02:12 AM (eMKNe)
as for "witness" statements, if they are headbangers, they have every reason to lie and claim things that aren't true.
after all, taqiyya is acceptable behavior to them, and railroading a kuffir using his own legal system against him is both good sport and a good deed in their eyes.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2017 02:30 AM (5sxz6)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 19, 2017 02:33 AM (sf2BM)
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Yes: Donald Trump
after all, it's his fault, even if he wasn't behind the wheel.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2017 02:38 AM (5sxz6)
That's taken for granted. I haven't see any problem the world has that is not President Trump's fault.
No name yet. Going to have to say muzzie on muzzie violence, until better info shows up.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 19, 2017 02:44 AM (sf2BM)
"Teen boys-a walking attitude with a mouth that never quits" This made me laugh-I have a teen boy. This describes him at the moment.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 03:09 AM (qES5k)
296 That used to be the hallmark of Sunbeam Mixmasters back in the day. Did Kitchen-Aid buy out Sunbeam?
.....
No, they are still competitors. I favor KitchenAid because they were spawned by Hobart, which is still the finest industrial product you can buy after almost 100 years.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 18, 2017 11:31 PM (k8uNJ)
Got to use an industrial Hobart mixer at IHOP in 19ott75. Damned thing could have drug me in whole and turned me into paste.
Power.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 19, 2017 03:15 AM (e1mEI)
Power.
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there's a reason they come with safety guards and interlocks.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2017 03:26 AM (5sxz6)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 19, 2017 03:42 AM (sf2BM)
In honor of you on the day, I imitated you, O King of the Small Gesture! And I did a couple of small, loving things, without telling anyone. Like you used to do.
I'm weeping as I write this. Did I say I miss you so much?
Posted by: Shopgirl at June 19, 2017 03:45 AM (J4u2K)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 19, 2017 03:52 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2017 03:57 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2017 03:59 AM (5sxz6)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2017 04:01 AM (5sxz6)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2017 04:01 AM (5sxz6)
Posted by: Love Gun at June 19, 2017 04:05 AM (no0Da)
This is going to be a fun conversation. I wonder if she will want DNA confirmation?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 19, 2017 04:06 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 19, 2017 04:07 AM (sf2BM)
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it's a miracle!
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2017 04:15 AM (5sxz6)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2017 04:16 AM (5sxz6)
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2017 04:21 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Love Gun at June 19, 2017 04:49 AM (no0Da)
Posted by: Love Gun at June 19, 2017 04:49 AM (no0Da)
To my knowledge, your modem doesn't have much to do with it. When you 1st connect, a record is kept at your ISP when the IP is assigned. How long it stays in that cache depends on the ISP.
We lost power for close to 19 hours the other day and yep a new IP was assigned.
I'm supposed to have a static IP. I'm paying for it but it aint working out that way.
Another one of life's little disappointments.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 19, 2017 05:08 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 19, 2017 05:16 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 19, 2017 05:19 AM (sf2BM)
Listening to McCartney's "Ram" album as I get ready for work:
Ram on, give your heart to somebody
Sooooooon, right away
Right away
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 19, 2017 05:22 AM (QGoUX)
Yes....the French are quite proud of the valiant resistance to the Nazis, which consisted in most cases of selling them the stale croissants and withholding a friendly "bon jour" while passing on the street.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2017 05:32 AM (rF0hx)
Most of that was accomplished by Hawker Typhoons flown by British Pilots and P-47 Thunderbolts flown by American Pilots.
With the odds and ends of B-25 and B-26's.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 19, 2017 05:44 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2017 05:32 AM (rF0hx)
Not to mention many Frenchmen handing over neighboring Jews to the Germans for deportation/extermination. Drancy, anyone?
Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2017 05:48 AM (L1/KB)
The best estimate is that close to 300k french served in these security units.
A good estimate is between 15-25 served in combat units with the germans.
One example.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y72e7t5v
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 19, 2017 05:52 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 19, 2017 05:53 AM (sf2BM)
Part of my family ended up in Paris after leaving Russia in tje late 19th century.
My father's cousin had his son placed on the baptismal roles by the local priest, but he refused for himself. The family survived the war, but for some unfathomable reason the son converted to Catholicism.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2017 06:00 AM (rF0hx)
Well Happy Father's Day to those so blessed.
Mine was a filthy piece of shite that I hope is currently burning in Hell with a nice periodic lava enema. C'est la vie.
Count your blessings when ya got 'em!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 19, 2017 06:08 AM (qul7b)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 19, 2017 06:08 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 06:08 AM (pkncp)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 06:11 AM (pkncp)
I haven't checked lately.
Still go with muzz on muzz violence until the name is released.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 19, 2017 06:13 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 06:17 AM (pkncp)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2017 06:18 AM (vZ0KM)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 19, 2017 06:18 AM (qul7b)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2017 06:19 AM (J+eG2)
Words......what a powerful weapon they are.
Perhaps the clerics should think about that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2017 06:20 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 06:21 AM (pkncp)
The narrative must be maintained at any costs.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 19, 2017 06:22 AM (sf2BM)
Words......what a powerful weapon they are.
Perhaps the clerics should think about that.
Funny how the Dem politician's words don't incite the crazy left.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2017 06:23 AM (vZ0KM)
God I hate when people act like Muslims are a race. I'my neck of the woods. All the Muzzirs ARE white.i guess it's difetent in the UK where they are apparently ' Asian."
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 06:24 AM (pkncp)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 06:21 AM (pkncp)
First they ask nicely.
Then they order.
Then they break your face.
Most people like their faces unbroken, and give in at steps 1 or 2.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 19, 2017 06:26 AM (J+mig)
In the US, Asian means Japanese, Chinese, or Vietnamese.
In the UK, it means Pakistani.
It's a dodge for the reality that Islam is not a racial issue, but a cultural one. The majority of Muslims (Arabs, Mediterraneans, Persians, and Central Asians) are Caucasian.
Leftoids tend to get uncomfortable when you point that out, and take away their ability to demonize you as a racist.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 19, 2017 06:30 AM (J+mig)
Funny how the Dem politician's words don't incite the crazy left.
Posted by: rickb223
They wanted bloodless coup.
They got blood.
Next step, blame the victim.
Straightforward from there to mid-term (D) trouncing as appeal to moderates falls on deaf ears.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 19, 2017 06:31 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 19, 2017 06:33 AM (xAvrH)
Happy Monday
Posted by: wing at June 19, 2017 06:37 AM (Ohl7S)
Generic birth control pills cost about $9.00 per month. The average female cable subscriber who probably gives next to zero shits, pays $10.00 per month for ESPN - whether she ever watches it. This is due to bundling and ESPN forcing cable providers to charge $10.00 per month per connection.
Free birth control pills or unbundle ESPN's monopoly?
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 19, 2017 06:37 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 19, 2017 06:47 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2017 06:51 AM (OlNRF)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2017 06:51 AM (pkncp)
Every one alive today came from a lineage of survivors. If a group lives in rough terrain and has a source of food then they can keep their idiosyncratic beliefs. Otherwise they have to do as best they can.
Posted by: mudd at June 19, 2017 06:54 AM (cfHE9)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2017 06:58 AM (OlNRF)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 19, 2017 06:47 AM (xAvrH)
Yes, he was. He wasn't Asian or African. Caucasian's a pretty broad category that includes pretty much everything that's not East-Asian, African, Hispanic, Native American, or Pacific Islander.
Don't make it a racial thing. We don't want it to be a racial thing.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 19, 2017 06:58 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2017 06:59 AM (OlNRF)
They have to defend their indefensible idea that all cultures are equal.
They do that, and they lose. Nobody in their right mind would equate the Anglosphere with a culture that makes women wear trash bags, says it's okay to beat your wife, stones people for venal sins, and advocates war and conquest with the majority of its religious canon.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 19, 2017 07:02 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2017 07:02 AM (vZ0KM)
Posted by: Bruce at June 19, 2017 07:02 AM (8ikIW)
a person from the Caucasus (southern Russia)
You can tell an American (usually meaning US citizen) by what they say. By that definition Mark Steyn is an American. Once Michelle Malkin starts talking you know she is an American.
John Kerry is a European. Obama is half European and half Arab.
Posted by: mudd at June 19, 2017 07:02 AM (cfHE9)
Caucasian's a pretty broad category that includes pretty much everything
that's not East-Asian, African, Hispanic, Native American, or Pacific
Islander.
Don't make it a racial thing. We don't want it to be a racial thing.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 19, 2017 06:58 AM (J+mig)
Does that mean the Liz Warren isn't Caucasian?
Posted by: Colin at June 19, 2017 07:03 AM (avLHh)
Or because my grandmother immigrated through Ellis Island from County Down in 1911, am I considered Irish-American?
I sometimes get confused, because I try to apply the rules equally to all.
But at least I know why I like to drink.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2017 07:05 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 19, 2017 07:07 AM (xAvrH)
Thanks, Deplorable lady
"Walking attitude with a mouth that never quits" just left for next to last day at school.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2017 07:08 AM (qES5k)
I tell my daughter that Life is a transaction between yourself and the world. If you want your life to change, you can try to change the world (which is hopeless) or you can change yourself (which is painful but pays dividends).
Happy to see Katherine Hepburn agrees with me...
Posted by: jbspry at June 19, 2017 07:38 AM (uZOVk)
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