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President Trump's Manfully Orange Face to Melt Snowflakes With the Power of a Carbon-Dioxide Powered Sun

The power of this announcement, Chris Knight told me, "is like lazing a stick of solid-state carbon dioxide."

Commander-in-Chief Trump, of steely thews and intoxicating musk, will announce the withdrawal of the US from Obama's Paris Accords. Meanwhile, "True Conservatives" who long opposed it are now backtracking and suggesting maybe we should stay in. Lesser men than Trump are essentially stupid herbivore herd animals, who fear being separated from the herd, and their weak nature and need of protection compels them to always huddle close to the #SafeSpace of approved progressive consensus opinion. Oh, they can occasionally baa and low soft voices of tentative dissent when it's a purely theoretical matter, but when it comes for the herd to actually move, they are compelled by instinct and low testosterone level to rejoin the warm nestle of the Group.

Below, Leader of the Free World and Skilled Lover Donald J. Trump's tweet with an embedded video. I think this will work for people.

As we wait, Sheppard Smith is, get this, fluttering about like a little girl who just found out she's not getting a pony. Ever.


Posted by: Ace at 03:22 PM




Comments

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1 #Winning

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 01, 2017 03:14 PM (Hnqc1)

2 Yay!!!!

Posted by: Harley1911 at June 01, 2017 03:15 PM (5Y7fX)

3 Big business is all butthurt over this decision.

Why the hell are they supporting it?

Whatever the reason that's all I need to conclude it's awful.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2017 03:15 PM (4ErVI)

4 Never been too 10 before
I guess drinking beer at noon is good for you

Posted by: Harley1911 at June 01, 2017 03:16 PM (5Y7fX)

5 4th?

Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2017 03:16 PM (Sfs6o)

6 Damnit!

Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2017 03:16 PM (Sfs6o)

7 "Meanwhile, "True Conservatives" who long opposed it are now backtracking and suggesting maybe we should stay in."

---

Ha.

NEVERTRUMP!!!

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at June 01, 2017 03:16 PM (fD1ST)

8 We'll always have Kyoto.

Posted by: Humphrey Bogart at June 01, 2017 03:17 PM (u0s1P)

9 Oops top
Fing autocorrect

Posted by: Harley1911 at June 01, 2017 03:17 PM (5Y7fX)

10 He should start out:

Ladies and gentlemen, covfefe is here.

Now you know what it means.

Oh, and you might want to put some ice on that.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2017 03:17 PM (ckY2x)

11 The Paris Virtue-Signalling Accords do absolutely nothing to "change" the "climate" anyway.

Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2017 03:17 PM (DQ4Fv)

12 President Trump - undoing the disaster of the Obama Presidency one step at a time.

Posted by: Ann at June 01, 2017 03:17 PM (kItYS)

13 Shep Smith: We're all gonna die!!!!!
This seconds after a guest said it is a wealth transfer scam. Even the EU'ers admit it. The increase of pollution allowed in the treaty for India and China knocks out anything anyone else could cut. And never is the filthy burnt dung in third world overpopulated holes ever mentioned. Nat gas could be GIVEN to some of the most backward third worlders and it would make a difference.

Posted by: Lester at June 01, 2017 03:17 PM (LfJIn)

14 It was only implemented / signed by us in in 2015. They act like it's been around since the industrial revolution.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 01, 2017 03:17 PM (Vf2XA)

15 Cue another two or three day butthurt shriekathon from the usual autistic retards.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2017 03:18 PM (4ErVI)

16 NOT

TIRED

OF

WINNING

YET

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 03:18 PM (eSx+E)

17 My dick is so hard I just used it to etch "win" in my office window.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 03:18 PM (xWT2T)

18
Uzbekistan is co-signer in this accord.

Uzfuckingbeckistan.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 01, 2017 03:18 PM (T5Jgi)

19 Remember how Ivanka held too much sway and was turning PDT into a Leftard?

Good times, good times.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2017 03:19 PM (ckY2x)

20 3 Big business is all butthurt over this decision.

Why the hell are they supporting it?

Whatever the reason that's all I need to conclude it's awful.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2017 03:15 PM (4ErVI)



Because they can take the hit, and also open up factories in countries that don't have to do jack shit with this so they can circumvent the regulations and pay pennies to the workers.

Posted by: buzzion at June 01, 2017 03:19 PM (z/Ubi)

21 It's on like Donkey Kong.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 03:19 PM (xWT2T)

22 No one seems to remember that EVERY FREAKIN' YEAR SINCE 1998 there has been a stupid "climate conference" with a stupid "agreement" -- but only this one "counts" because this is the only one Trump want to ignore.

Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2017 03:19 PM (DQ4Fv)

23
Chris Wallace and shep smith just had a 20 minute circle jerk with each other about how bad this is.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 01, 2017 03:19 PM (T5Jgi)

24 11 The Paris Virtue-Signalling Accords do absolutely nothing to "change" the "climate" anyway.

Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2017 03:17 PM (DQ4Fv)

Unless it contains something that stops volcanic eruptions, it's not going to accomplish anything except lining someone's pockets.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2017 03:19 PM (4ErVI)

25 Pence is starting it off

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2017 03:19 PM (493sH)

26 I can't get the feed......are we out?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 01, 2017 03:19 PM (le7jz)

27 Imagine Jeb as president right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2017 03:19 PM (PY9jH)

28 I'll take a tangible pony over a magic unicorn.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2017 03:20 PM (FhtF7)

29 It was all a scam anyway

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2017 03:20 PM (Ot7+c)

30 Meanwhile, "True Conservatives" who long opposed it are now backtracking and suggesting maybe we should stay in.


Ah so you read Sean Davis' article about Jen Rubin too.

Posted by: buzzion at June 01, 2017 03:20 PM (z/Ubi)

31 Remember how Trump was going to betray us all?

Good times, good times.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2017 03:20 PM (ckY2x)

32 For a long time there was an actual debate between the GOPe and conservatives.

The former argued that we couldn't do conservative things anymore, all we could do was slow the slide to the left...it just wasn't possible politically.

Well, Donald Trump seems to be answering that question, and confirming the GOPe was wrong.

Our ideology wasn't the problem....it was our "leaders".

Now, if we replace Paul Rhino and give McTurtle a couple more non-DIABLOs in 2018....what can't we get done?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 03:20 PM (eSx+E)

33 Race Bannon is up!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2017 03:20 PM (J+eG2)

34 Imagine Jeb as president right now.


Please clap

Posted by: Not President Jeb! at June 01, 2017 03:20 PM (O2RFr)

35 Wow, I guess Trump can actually make up his own mind and is not actually mental Silly Putty in the hands of those he last spoke to like I am assured all the time by many people on the Right side who never miss an opportunity to cry and wail.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Climb to New Heights! The Outrage Outlet has AtC Signature Series Step-Stools! at June 01, 2017 03:20 PM (hLRSq)

36 Elections have consequences

Posted by: brak at June 01, 2017 03:21 PM (7erwY)

37 >>>17 My dick is so hard I just used it to etch "win" in my office window.

my dick is so hard MIT wants to study its Boner Nanotube structure.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2017 03:21 PM (8rNrN)

38 Meanwhile, "True Conservatives" who long opposed it are now backtracking and suggesting maybe we should stay in.
___
But we didn't MEAN any of the things we said at election time!

Posted by: John McCain, Mitt Romney, etc at June 01, 2017 03:21 PM (eSx+E)

39 I got your Paris accord.




Right Here.



*crotchgrab*

Posted by: PDT at June 01, 2017 03:21 PM (C52a9)

40 I'm going to mow my grass with a gas powered mower AND cook on the grill tonight!

Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2017 03:21 PM (Sfs6o)

41 >>> "As we wait, Sheppard Smith is, get this, fluttering about like a little girl who just found out she's not getting a pony. Ever."

Lol! Ace you're beautiful!

Posted by: Gaspergoo at June 01, 2017 03:21 PM (D9v9b)

42 Good speech by Pence.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2017 03:21 PM (PY9jH)

43 I want PDT to shame the UN. Preferably tell them to GTFO of that prime NYC real estate.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2017 03:21 PM (l4aLi)

44 The Weather Channel nitwits have been apoplectic about this for two days now.

It's sad to see otherwise lovely young meteorologists fall hook, line and sinker for this nonsense.

Posted by: Kensington at June 01, 2017 03:21 PM (Cw3TC)

45 >>>Ah so you read Sean Davis' article about Jen Rubin too.


and Captain Ed is suggesting we go along to get along as well.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2017 03:22 PM (8rNrN)

46
Please not the Green Arrows for the stock market, right now!!

Please note that because Fake News won't mention it. But if the arrows were red...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 01, 2017 03:22 PM (T5Jgi)

47 Hues or Thews?

Both apply.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 01, 2017 03:22 PM (NT3RT)

48 >>>Lol! Ace you're beautiful!

see the additional stuff I added; it's all good stuff.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2017 03:22 PM (8rNrN)

49 I was of the opinion that a man over 60 could not change a lifetime of philosophical and political opinions and if they said they have they were lying for ulterior motives.

Donald Trump appears to be the honey badger exception to that rule.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 01, 2017 03:22 PM (Vf2XA)

50 The Founding Fathers were such geniuses that they actual foresaw this, way back in 1789 - -that presidents would want to act like kings by committing the nation to international treaties without the consent of the people. So they designed directly into the Constitution a provision that says ONLY Congress can ratify a treaty -- never a president alone.

Congress never ratified these "accords." That's all anyone needs to know. Trump need now merely ignore them. Game over.

Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2017 03:22 PM (DQ4Fv)

51 I'm gonna start a tire fire in my yard and use it to grill baby seals. Club sammiches, anyone?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2017 03:23 PM (kTF2Z)

52 I'm picturing Frazetta's Death Dealer , but with baby penguin skulls. On fire.

And orange hair on the helmet, which is yuge, believe me.

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 01, 2017 03:23 PM (eXSOZ)

53 Royal Dutch Shell says Climate Change IS REAL !!!

Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2017 03:23 PM (l4aLi)

54 Big business is all butthurt over this decision.

Why the hell are they supporting it?
=====

Government subsidies to assist with compliance

Government subsidies to offset financial impact

Government subsidies

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 01, 2017 03:23 PM (vg8iE)

55 19 Remember how Ivanka held too much sway and was turning PDT into a Leftard?

Good times, good times.
Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2017 03:19 PM (ckY2x)

=============================

I'm reminded about a comment Rush made on Open Line Friday a few weeks ago when this subject was brought up: He stated that Trump's not the type to be swayed that way. He gatheres the data himself makes his own decisions and sticks with them. Now, talking with Ivanka et. al. might be a part of that process, but she's not going to sway him based on who she is.

Posted by: Jackal at June 01, 2017 03:23 PM (DMGF1)

56 I think this is a huge mistake. The Republican Party is passing up a prime opportunity to lead on issues near and dear to progressives like me.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at June 01, 2017 03:23 PM (Cw3TC)

57 If he competently withdraws we are going to see libs posting hundreds of Trump beheading fantasy photos.

Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2017 03:23 PM (1BQGO)

58 Remember how Trump was going to betray us all?


Good times, good times.

Posted by: blaster

Yeah. Just this morning and afternoon from the HQ's concern trolls.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2017 03:23 PM (nlbfN)

59 Remember how Trump was going to betray us all?
***
I think we may have reached the point where leftist caterwauling about anything and everything has gotten Trump to give the nod back to Bannon...

Sorry Ivanka, but these idiots are going to be posing with pictures of my severed head no matter what I do so f*** them.. No more nice guy.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 03:23 PM (eSx+E)

60 Trump keeps smoking out all the fake conservatives. I'm so glad we took the red pill.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at June 01, 2017 03:23 PM (CTCca)

61

meh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 03:24 PM (fceHP)

62 All you idiots had to do was act like there was an actual problem, but nooooo. Kept right on flying your jets, churning around the ocean in your yachts, cooling your mansions with AC, etc.

And now look what happened. Trump believed you.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at June 01, 2017 03:24 PM (fD1ST)

63 "37 >>>17 My dick is so hard I just used it to etch "win" in my office window.

my dick is so hard MIT wants to study its Boner Nanotube structure."

My dick is so hard it's an "11" on Mohs hardness scale.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 03:24 PM (xWT2T)

64 >>Ah so you read Sean Davis' article about Jen Rubin too.
==

Huh. Old Unibrow is still typing words for money?

Figured she would be plotting revenge with the rest of the NT's in Egg McMuffin's Mom's basement.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 01, 2017 03:24 PM (C52a9)

65 51 I'm gonna start a tire fire in my yard and use it to grill baby seals. Club sammiches, anyone?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2017 03:23 PM (kTF2Z)


"Me too! Where's Shep, I got something for him."

- - Winnie Mandela and a bald Michelin radial

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:24 PM (mbhDw)

66 Nearly every Michael Crichton novel has been made into a movie except State of Fear, his prescient 2004 novel about eco-terrorists and the scam that is CAGW.

Why is that?

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 01, 2017 03:24 PM (+7/1f)

67 I read that Jared was for leaving the Paris debacle known as Accord...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2017 03:24 PM (O2RFr)

68 >>>Hues or Thews?

Fuck. I meant Thews. I said "hews' because both are Conan Vocabulary -- he hews through his enemies with the might of his pantherish thews.

Pantherish is a Conan Word too. For real.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2017 03:24 PM (8rNrN)

69 19
Remember how Ivanka held too much sway and was turning PDT into a Leftard?



Good times, good times.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2017 03:19 PM

Goldman Sachs guy sitting in the audience has failed and looked like his dog had died. Ivanka and hubby pencil neck are on the $(*# list for trying to sell the Chinese green cards with their crappy 666 condos. It is hard to be on the make if everyone move you make is social media'ed by your personal PR rep.

Posted by: Lester at June 01, 2017 03:24 PM (LfJIn)

70 Covfefe, nous sums ici!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2017 03:24 PM (5kpOR)

71

He never misses an opportunity.

Imagine Romney?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 03:24 PM (fceHP)

72 Real men lead and don't give a fuck about social climbing.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 03:24 PM (2qHjF)

73 Fox - 200 other countries sighned the Paris Accord

If 200 countries jumped off a bridge would you follow?

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2017 03:25 PM (Ot7+c)

74 "Sheppard Smith is, get this, fluttering about like a little girl who just found out she's not getting a pony. Ever."

Um, is this really any different from any other day? Hell, I may have to defend Shep a bit here, at least in this he's barely discernible from any other Ole Miss grad.
Geaux Tigers

Posted by: Clay at June 01, 2017 03:25 PM (44Kmm)

75 Nanotube

Actually, superhard dicks are a combination of carbon peenotube structure and matter collapsed into neutbonium. It's science.

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 01, 2017 03:25 PM (eXSOZ)

76 Mercedes-Benz disappointed, they were hoping to sell lots of new limo's to all the countries that are taking the dollars they get for GW. Many countries don't really plan on using the dollars to fight GW, but of course they will say they will.

Posted by: Colin at June 01, 2017 03:25 PM (kbI3P)

77 Royal Dutch Shell says Climate Change IS REAL !!!

Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2017 03:23 PM (l4aLi)
And they are right.

Posted by: MAC-SOG at June 01, 2017 03:25 PM (QPdNE)

78
My dick made the Keseel Run in an eighth of a parsec.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:25 PM (mbhDw)

79 Trump talking about terrorism.
LOL rickroll media

Posted by: @votermom's phone at June 01, 2017 03:25 PM (OmBt5)

80 I hate to say I told you so.




But, you know...

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 01, 2017 03:25 PM (C52a9)

81 These types of international agreements have hurt the average American in all sorts of ways most people don't even understand.

They outlawed R-12 "Freon" in one of these CFC agreements under Clinton that was used in every single car that had AC in America. You had to pay a shop like $1,200 to have a car converted over to the new stuff.

People are going through this now with home AC and R-22.

Posted by: Maritime at June 01, 2017 03:25 PM (SCkw/)

82 He's using this time to start out with positive economic news. Good for him. He's going over the media's head because they sure aren't going to acknowledge his successes.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 01, 2017 03:25 PM (mQ0Mc)

83 Yeah... he's gonna pull the trigger.

Bye bye #fakescience.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at June 01, 2017 03:25 PM (Quwsn)

84

haha, there he said it

withdraw

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 03:25 PM (fceHP)

85 Whoooo Hooooooo!

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2017 03:25 PM (Ot7+c)

86 I was of the opinion that a man over 60 could not change a lifetime of
philosophical and political opinions and if they said they have they
were lying for ulterior motives.
***
Back in 2012 when Trump really started to get into the political fray the left, and Obama specifically, made fun of him.

DJT seems the kind of guy that doubles down when you challenge him like that.

I wonder if Barry regrets his pathetic attempts at comedy now?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 03:26 PM (eSx+E)

87 Why am I banned?

Posted by: Derbererd at June 01, 2017 03:26 PM (nv/wN)

88 74 "Sheppard Smith is, get this, fluttering about like a little girl who just found out she's not getting a pony. Ever."

Um, is this really any different from any other day? Hell, I may have to defend Shep a bit here, at least in this he's barely discernible from any other Ole Miss grad.
Geaux Tigers
Posted by: Clay at June 01, 2017 03:25 PM (44Kmm)

You are confusing Ole Miss with near miss.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:26 PM (mbhDw)

89 #WINNING

Posted by: CPT. Charles at June 01, 2017 03:26 PM (Quwsn)

90 Feels good to be winning.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 01, 2017 03:26 PM (72PAC)

91 thank you President Trump. keep rolling.

Posted by: Lord Sir Covfefe at June 01, 2017 03:26 PM (nFwvY)

92 My ass hurts.

Posted by: Preezy 44 at June 01, 2017 03:26 PM (bc2Lc)

93 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at June 01, 2017 03:26 PM (GwIKd)

94 >>>Um, is this really any different from any other day?

The difference is I actually had Shep Smith on for once, because there was upcoming news.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2017 03:26 PM (8rNrN)

95 Le BOOM!

(That's French, you know)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2017 03:26 PM (J+eG2)

96 40 I'm going to mow my grass with a gas powered mower AND cook on the grill tonight!

Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2017 03:21 PM (Sfs6o)


Does spraying weeds with POISON count?

Posted by: Some damn moron at June 01, 2017 03:26 PM (E8apb)

97 #WITHDRAWL

Posted by: CPT. Charles at June 01, 2017 03:26 PM (Quwsn)

98 WITHDRAW!!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 03:26 PM (SRKgf)

99 He pulled out! Just in time too.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2017 03:27 PM (jxbfJ)

100 BOOM!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 01, 2017 03:27 PM (mQ0Mc)

101 We're out. Fark you Barry

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2017 03:27 PM (493sH)

102 79 Trump talking about terrorism.
LOL rickroll media
Posted by: @votermom's phone at June 01, 2017 03:25 PM (OmBt5)

=========================

I wager that's why he was delayed. Heavy shit going down in the Philippines...

Posted by: Jackal at June 01, 2017 03:27 PM (DMGF1)

103 "Big business is all butthurt over this decision.



Why the hell are they supporting it?



Posted by: Dack Thrombosis"

Most of them could not care less about Global Warming. They are however worried about their corporate image and terrified of the progressive activists, not to mention the lawsuit their legal army will be looking to file against evil corporations.

Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2017 03:27 PM (1BQGO)

104 The difference is I actually had Shep Smith on for once, because there was upcoming news.

Posted by: ace

That's where you made your mistake... Never put Shep on with breaking news...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2017 03:27 PM (O2RFr)

105

Oh, they can occasionally baa and low soft voices of tentative dissent when it's a purely theoretical matter, but when it comes for the herd to actually move, they are compelled by instinct and low testosterone level to rejoin the warm nestle of the Group.


lol, Ace

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 03:27 PM (fceHP)

106
IF PDT DOES NOT FINISH HIS SPEECH WITH "HOWS MY ASS TASTE?" , I AM DONE WITH HIM . DONE!

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 01, 2017 03:27 PM (C52a9)

107 BOOM!

He just withdrew.

And sploooged all over the world's face.

Beautiful.

Political bukkake.

Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2017 03:27 PM (DQ4Fv)

108 Got to go see if I can get my gas weed wacker started to keep in this spirit.

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2017 03:27 PM (Ot7+c)

109 Now let's shitcan the UN!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 03:27 PM (SRKgf)

110
It's stuff like this that makes me think how we dodged a bullet to the head with Hillary.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:27 PM (mbhDw)

111 90. Heh....

Feels good, Man. - Pepe

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at June 01, 2017 03:27 PM (TwwWO)

112 "Withdraw". Boom. I think I just broke my dick.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 03:27 PM (xWT2T)

113 When can we target that literal cancer Erik Erikson? What an overrated thought leader and a fake. Fuck him straight off the airwaves of Atlanta and out of the city as well.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 03:27 PM (2qHjF)

114 Sorry, CNN...covfefe's for closers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2017 03:27 PM (p+Wdc)

115 Paris Accord II, Electric Boogaloo

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 01, 2017 03:27 PM (mQ0Mc)

116 Fox - 200 other countries sighned the Paris Accord
***
Wiki says there are 193 countries in the UN.

Is this like Obama's 57 states?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 03:27 PM (eSx+E)

117 I wonder if Al Gore will be crying when he sees his carbon trading profits vanish.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 01, 2017 03:27 PM (ILitO)

118 "Immediately cease"



Damn...not softening it a bit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2017 03:27 PM (J+eG2)

119 >>>Le BOOM!

(That's French, you know)

...

Well... "Le boum," you mean.

Boum also means "party."

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2017 03:28 PM (8rNrN)

120 Big business Crony capitalist is all butthurt over this decision.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 01, 2017 03:28 PM (Nwg0u)

121 Been watching the long range forecasts for this summer in the Phoenix metro area. We're supposed to hit 110 on four days between now and the end of August. Now if that holds, and it never does, that would make this the "coolest" summer since I moved here 18 years ago.

According to Global Warming theory, we should have hit 120+ by the end of May starting five years ago.

My point, if I have one, is that this climate change shit is all a huge wealth transfer scam and the climate's not following the narrative.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 01, 2017 03:28 PM (4WhSY)

122 VICTORY IS OURS!

Posted by: Iblis at June 01, 2017 03:28 PM (9221z)

123 Biggest loser from today's announcement? The #covfefe hashtag.

Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2017 03:28 PM (DQ4Fv)

124 CO2 = key reactant which allows plants to synthesize oxygen and glucose

CO2 is absolutely necessary for breathing, eating & thus human life

Posted by: Darwin at June 01, 2017 03:28 PM (DpOmP)

125 Uh-oh. "Negotiations."

No, damn it. I want to be an international pariah, like South Africa was.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 01, 2017 03:28 PM (H5rtT)

126 "CEASE ALL IMPLEMENTATION OF NON-BINDING PARIS ACCORD"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! WINNING!!

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 01, 2017 03:28 PM (43OZ6)

127 This will anger the sun, who will attack us like in Super Mario Bros 3.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at June 01, 2017 03:29 PM (oZ6kz)

128 101 We're out. Fark you Barry
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2017 03:27 PM (493sH)


I would like to be a Jeff Sessions DoJ wiretap on the wall of the Kalorama Kaliphate Kompound right now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:29 PM (mbhDw)

129 I hate to do the french thing but no I don't I love it.

hey, look, if I know a word that's a little slangy and advanced, you gotta know I'm going to point that out.

I don't sing and dance, folks. My skill set is very limited.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2017 03:29 PM (8rNrN)

130 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Jeb! at June 01, 2017 03:29 PM (DMUuz)

131 Remember how you got Trump.

Go The Donald!

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 01, 2017 03:29 PM (HCnEB)

132 Out but negotiate. Buzzword is negotiate. Negotiation will never happen. Paris accord will collapse without the US.

Good job, Donald.

Posted by: Soona at June 01, 2017 03:29 PM (ZVu8U)

133 Remember how Ivanka held too much sway and was turning PDT into a Leftard?

Good times, good times.
Posted by: blaster

______

I wouldn't be so quick to say that's pure fiction.

Trump promised to do this on Day 1. Same with also canceling the deferred deportation on Dreamers.

He's also now continuing illegal insurance company subsidies to prop up Obamacare.

So I'm glad it looks like he's following through here, but I'm still cautious about who has his ear.

Posted by: Maritime at June 01, 2017 03:29 PM (SCkw/)

134
This is what the will of the people looks like.

Who cares what a handful of "leaders" in Europe and China want.

#fakesciencescam

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 01, 2017 03:29 PM (T5Jgi)

135 So if the Pope sees this as a slap in the face -we got news for you Francis.

If ISIS has nothing to do with religion, then climate science/change doesn't either.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2017 03:29 PM (jxbfJ)

136 Biggest loser from today's announcement? The #covfefe hashtag.
___
/Cue sad Pepe meme.

Posted by: #covfefe at June 01, 2017 03:29 PM (eSx+E)

137 "True Conservatives" who long opposed it are now backtracking and
suggesting maybe we should stay in. Lesser men than Trump are
essentially stupid herbivore herd animals, who fear being separated from
the herd, and their weak nature and need of protection compels them to
always huddle close to the #SafeSpace of approved progressive consensus
opinion. Oh, they can occasionally baa and low soft voices of tentative
dissent when it's a purely theoretical matter, but when it comes for the
herd to actually move, they are compelled by instinct and low
testosterone level to rejoin the warm nestle of the Group.

====



Quim status

[x] mewling.

[ ] not mewling.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 01, 2017 03:29 PM (C52a9)

138 I can't even.

Posted by: Bill Kristol with that Aggravating Sneer/Smirk on my Smug Face at June 01, 2017 03:29 PM (Cw3TC)

139 "CEASE ALL IMPLEMENTATION OF NON-BINDING PARIS ACCORD"

Not so fast

Posted by: Ninth circuit court of appeals at June 01, 2017 03:29 PM (O2RFr)

140 *Sobs so hard* I was going to name my pony "Gary".

Posted by: Shep at June 01, 2017 03:29 PM (+tKYk)

141 Paris Accords Status:

[X] Schlonged
[ ] Not Schlonged

Posted by: The Media Suxs at June 01, 2017 03:30 PM (puqcp)

142 I have but a single conviction or ideal, or whateverthehell it might be called: individual liberty. It's the only thing that matters a damn. I'd rather be a naked savage, shivering, starving, freezing, hunted by wild beasts and enemies, but free to go and come, with the range of the earth to roam, than the fattest, richest, most bedecked slave in a golden palace with the crustal fountains, silken divans, and ivory-bosomed dancing girls of Haroun al Raschid.

— Robert E. Howard, Letter to H. P. Lovecraft, circa December 1932[32]

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 01, 2017 03:30 PM (NT3RT)

143 Pulling out while saying we want to renegotiate is good spin. Just sayin'

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 01, 2017 03:30 PM (+7/1f)

144 the paris accord was designed by Obama and his commie betters to enslave us.

Posted by: booknlass at June 01, 2017 03:30 PM (v7o4i)

145 Spacehead PSA: SpaceX/Dragon ISS resupply launch scheduled for 5:55 pm EDT today.

(Yes, yes, I know, Elon Musk rentseeking slimebucket and all . . . but rockets!)

Posted by: filbert at June 01, 2017 03:30 PM (s5o+q)

146 86 I was of the opinion that a man over 60 could not change a lifetime of
philosophical and political opinions and if they said they have they
were lying for ulterior motives.
***
Back in 2012 when Trump really started to get into the political fray the left, and Obama specifically, made fun of him.

DJT seems the kind of guy that doubles down when you challenge him like that.

I wonder if Barry regrets his pathetic attempts at comedy now?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 03:26 PM (eSx+E)

================================

In retrospect, one can see white hot rage behind that polite smile at that White House Correspondents Dinner when Pres. O'Fuckstick mocked him...

Posted by: Jackal at June 01, 2017 03:30 PM (DMGF1)

147 Why am I banned?

Somebody had to be.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 01, 2017 03:30 PM (4WhSY)

148 So is this Treaty on Treaties thing where the President even hinting at agreeing in principle to something has the full weight and authority of a full U.S. Senate ratification anything at all like when a college kid is at a frat party and a sorority girl says she kind of likes him but later when he is screwing her she changes her mind and says "No" but he is allowed to keep on humping away?

'Cause if so I'm having trouble understanding the rules. /s

Posted by: Muldoon at June 01, 2017 03:30 PM (mvenn)

149 BIGGER BOOM !!

Posted by: Yo! at June 01, 2017 03:30 PM (GwIKd)

150

Trump - US will stop funding green climate fund!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2017 03:30 PM (493sH)

151 Well... "Le boum," you mean.

Boum also means "party."

Don't judge me...
I chose to use my alternative French.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2017 03:30 PM (J+eG2)

152 He's laying out the material cost of the Paris accords. BEN was telling me what all these numbers are for.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at June 01, 2017 03:30 PM (VdICR)

153 Michelle just handed Barry another scotch.

"So much for your legacy honey".

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 03:30 PM (xWT2T)

154 Running outside to burn some tires laid out to spell covfefe...be right back

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 03:30 PM (eSx+E)

155 Wait,you mean Ivanka and Jared didn't convince him to stay in?Damn,burned off my hair this morning for nothing!

Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2017 03:30 PM (rmVvL)

156 Frazetta's Death Dealer , but with baby penguin skulls. On fire.
And orange hair on the helmet, which is yuge, believe me.

Posted by: Sporkatus

I don't "do" T-shirts. Put that on a flag and I'll run it up every morning.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 01, 2017 03:30 PM (H5rtT)

157 I pulled out really early on that one...

Posted by: Big Ern McCracken at June 01, 2017 03:30 PM (DpOmP)

158 Yo! I got a delivery here, one ton of Kaboom cereal for Barry Soetero...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 01, 2017 03:30 PM (AM1GF)

159
Is Paris burning?

Oh, wait a sec.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:30 PM (mbhDw)

160 Tom Steyer (from Drudge) sees Trump's pullout of the Paris Climate Accord as a "traitorous act of war".

Tommy, I don't think war means what you think it does. I'd be careful.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2017 03:31 PM (jxbfJ)

161 #Covuck covou covimate covange

Posted by: Some damn moron at June 01, 2017 03:31 PM (E8apb)

162

This is fabulous.
He's explaining.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 03:31 PM (fceHP)

163
Lesser men than Trump are essentially stupid herbivore herd animals, who fear being separated from the herd, and their weak nature and need of protection compels them to always huddle close to the #SafeSpace of approved progressive consensus opinion.









In the wild, the Golden Scalp Weasel has been observed to hunt RINOs for their tasty meat and supple, warm hides.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2017 03:31 PM (XWkhW)

164 I sure hope this doesn't hurt the absolute necessity we have for every person on the planet to sit on a computer and code 20 hours a day.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2017 03:31 PM (4ErVI)

165 Reminds me of when Chicago was out of the running for the Olympics.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 01, 2017 03:31 PM (Nwg0u)

166 Winning status:

[ ] Tired of

[x] Not even close to being tired

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2017 03:31 PM (PY9jH)

167 @137 thread winner

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2017 03:31 PM (ckY2x)

168 Would any other politician have so cared about the well-being of the American worker? No. They wouldn't and haven't for so many decades. Trumpnado is really happening.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 01, 2017 03:31 PM (mQ0Mc)

169 My dick is so hard I just used it to etch "win" in my office window.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 03:18 PM (xWT2T)

MY dick is so hard that I just used it to scratch off a lottery ticket. I won $500 !

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2017 03:31 PM (7uYFy)

170 153 Gin and prune juice.

Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2017 03:31 PM (rmVvL)

171 Tom Steyer (from Drudge) sees Trump's pullout of the Paris Climate Accord as a "traitorous act of war".

Only on his bank account.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 03:31 PM (oVJmc)

172 159


Is Paris burning?



Oh, wait a sec.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:30 PM (mbhDw)

Lit it up striking a flint stone off the Schadenboner.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2017 03:31 PM (jxbfJ)

173 Trump Withdwars from Paris Cimlate Accords. Flim at eleven.

Posted by: This...is CNN at June 01, 2017 03:31 PM (qJhUV)

174 Is Paris burning?


Soon

Posted by: ISIS at June 01, 2017 03:31 PM (O2RFr)

175 Is Paris burning?

Oh, wait a sec.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:30 PM (mbhDw)


Is Shep flaming?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2017 03:31 PM (493sH)

176 >>>This is fabulous.
He's explaining.

...

Better than that -- he's MANSPLAINING.



Posted by: ace at June 01, 2017 03:31 PM (8rNrN)

177
I understand how some people can be mystified by the smoke and mirrors of 'Climate Change'.

Let me 'mansplain' it.

You work at a job at a certain rate of pay, for a certain number of hours. Your employer calculates those variables, then deducts the variables related to state, local, and federal taxes. There may be additional variables related to assorted contributions toward retirement, health insurance, and on and on and on. One serious shitload of variables.

In 'Climate Change' there is ONLY ONE variable -- the percentage of CO2 in the atmosphere.

All other variables are completely IGNORED.

But WE ARE the ANTI-SCIENCE PARTY.

It's like we're living in the days of Commodore 64 computing.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 01, 2017 03:32 PM (HTdUD)

178 "I cannot support a deal which punishes the United States - which it does"

Yup. Cuz Barry liked it that way!

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 01, 2017 03:32 PM (43OZ6)

179
Most of them could not care less about Global Warming. They are however worried about their corporate image and terrified of the progressive activists, not to mention the lawsuit their legal army will be looking to file against evil corporations.
Posted by: Ripley

______

Still, I think conservatives should remember how Big Business has completely signed on to the progressive agenda.

Next time they ask us for a hill to die on that's incredibly unpopular, maybe we shouldn't be so quick to oblige.

Posted by: Maritime at June 01, 2017 03:32 PM (SCkw/)

180 not on his watch assholes

Posted by: Lord Sir Covfefe at June 01, 2017 03:32 PM (nFwvY)

181 Tomorrow is National Burning Day. Burn leaves, trash and start a dumpster fire to celebrate.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 03:32 PM (xWT2T)

182 Pulling out while saying we want to renegotiate is good spin. Just sayin'
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 01, 2017 03:30 PM


Too late.

Posted by: Title IX at June 01, 2017 03:32 PM (DMUuz)

183 The US is out?! THE US IS OUT?!

Excuse me for a moment. My erection is having an erection.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 01, 2017 03:32 PM (H8S+R)

184 171 Tom Steyer (from Drudge) sees Trump's pullout of the Paris Climate Accord as a "traitorous act of war".

Only on his bank account.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 03:31 PM (oVJmc)


That guy needs to watched VERY carefully. He is another Soros.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:32 PM (mbhDw)

185

Are they going to say he's "Leaking" the Paris Climate Agreement details?

lol, this is great. He's telling us how it hurts us.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 03:32 PM (fceHP)

186 A good move. If only he would came around on free trade. And build the damn wall, with US and ONLY US paying for it, with, say money that would otherwise be pissed away on Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 01, 2017 03:32 PM (gzDHL)

187 4 out of 5 Corinthians Agree

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2017 03:32 PM (8LW4K)

188 Say it Mr. President:

It fluffed the Commies and starved the United States.

Still sound good to you?

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 01, 2017 03:32 PM (HCnEB)

189 Good explanations from PDT

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2017 03:32 PM (J+eG2)

190 Better than that -- he's MANSPLAINING.





Posted by: ace at June 01, 2017 03:31 PM (8rNrN)


*swoon*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2017 03:32 PM (PY9jH)

191
the Global Green Energy Scam which benefits only the 1%

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 01, 2017 03:32 PM (T5Jgi)

192 OK I have to admit I LOL'd to the point that the guys in the cubes across the hall came in to see what was happening. Then they all LOL'd...except the guy that drives the Leaf.

Summbitch Ace. You are a wordsmith.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 01, 2017 03:33 PM (i0ykY)

193 My dick is so hard that Lex Luther tried to mix his blood with it to do something loud and stupid that makes no sense.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2017 03:33 PM (8rNrN)

194
It's like we're living in the days of Commodore 64 computing.


Hey, don't diss the 8-bits.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 03:33 PM (oVJmc)

195 Now this is worthy of a flaming skull...
BECAUSE OF ALL THE GLOBAL WARMING AND DEATH IT WILL CAUSE, YOU PLANET HATING NEANDERTHALS!!!!!!!!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????????

Posted by: Al Gore at June 01, 2017 03:33 PM (vRcUp)

196 Im sure Jeb Bush or Marco Rubio or any of the qualified candidates other than Drumpf would have pulled out of the Paris Accord. We didn't need Trump for that.

Posted by: Ima stupid NeverTrumping Fuckbot! at June 01, 2017 03:33 PM (+dsLj)

197 This deal was so extreme that had we followed it we would be seeing open rebellion in less than a decade, IMO. It moves way beyond hiding the global warming scam in GE windmill subsidies buried in the national debt. An authority in the UK was talking about no nat gas use for cooking, just heating, extreme.

If trump makes this stick he's on a path to match Reagan, at the least, in serving America as some of us see America.

Posted by: Keith at June 01, 2017 03:33 PM (USf3s)

198 Cough-cough. Hic. That should be me!

Posted by: Hillary 2020! at June 01, 2017 03:33 PM (bc2Lc)

199 The highlight is hot. Somebody put a gel on the sun.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at June 01, 2017 03:33 PM (VdICR)

200 The US is out?! THE US IS OUT?!

Excuse me for a moment. My erection is having an erection.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 01, 2017 03:32 PM (H8S+R)

Yes. We've been so obviously GAY for so long, it's no use staying in the closet anymore...

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2017 03:33 PM (7uYFy)

201 When will Musk be moving to New Zealand with his toy cars?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2017 03:33 PM (l4aLi)

202
Enough to engorge a geriatric clitoris.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:33 PM (mbhDw)

203 Tom Steyer, in California.

What?

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 01, 2017 03:33 PM (HCnEB)

204 Schadenbonerific headlines on upper left corner of Drudge.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 01, 2017 03:33 PM (Nwg0u)

205 "As President I can put no interest before that of the American people"

I think I have that right, transcribing on the fly here.

Isn't that refreshing to hear?

BUT BUT BUT BUT IVANKA AND JARED!!!! *makes wanking motion*


Also Trump appears to be doing this off notes and not a teleprompter, just an interesting observation.

Damn, Trump is going through and laying out the exact details of why this is a bad deal. Dear heavens, telling the American people the contents of a deal? Doesn't he know how this game is played?

Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 01, 2017 03:34 PM (mf5HN)

206 THE END IS NIGH!

Posted by: Al Gore running around with a placard on his chest at June 01, 2017 03:34 PM (eSx+E)

207 Why do you people hate polar bears?

Posted by: Al Gore at June 01, 2017 03:34 PM (vRcUp)

208 i love this post!...ace, you're the greatest!

Posted by: concrete girl at June 01, 2017 03:34 PM (s26vG)

209 43 Pulling out while saying we want to renegotiate is good spin. Just sayin'
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 01, 2017 03:30 PM (+7/1f)

============================

Yep. Practically speaking, "Renegotiation" is an impossibility. Too many things to get moving again.

Posted by: Jackal at June 01, 2017 03:34 PM (DMGF1)

210 Watch the Eco-Watermelons break open in frenzied tears.

YES!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 01, 2017 03:34 PM (ujg0T)

211 This speech is awesome. Sounds like Bannon is back.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2017 03:34 PM (PY9jH)

212 Climate change is the MacGuffin.

And Trump just had his way with it.

Like a Viking.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2017 03:34 PM (ckY2x)

213 The climate has been changing for thousands of years all on its little lonesome, well before the Industrial Age. This correlation equals causation bullshit needs to stop.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at June 01, 2017 03:34 PM (0mRoj)

214 Well done Mr. President.

Posted by: Methos, warming again to Trump (the Ryan congress, not so much) at June 01, 2017 03:34 PM (3Liv/)

215 I sure hope this doesn't hurt the absolute necessity
we have for every person on the planet to sit on a computer and code 20
hours a day.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2017 03:31 PM


Bwahhhahahahahahahahah!

Posted by: Pixy Hamsters at June 01, 2017 03:34 PM (DMUuz)

216 "As we wait, Sheppard Smith is, get this, fluttering about like a little girl who just found out she's not getting a pony. Ever."

Thanks, Ace, for making me burst out laughing and spit soda on my computer screen.

Posted by: RM at June 01, 2017 03:34 PM (U3LtS)

217 I don't want to speculate, but won't withdrawing from the Paris Accords result in increased Black Hole Production?

Posted by: Don Lemon at June 01, 2017 03:34 PM (8rNrN)

218 20
3 Big business is all butthurt over this decision.



Why the hell are they supporting it?



Whatever the reason that's all I need to conclude it's awful.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2017 03:15 PM (4ErVI)





Because they can take the hit, and also open up factories in
countries that don't have to do jack shit with this so they can
circumvent the regulations and pay pennies to the workers.

Posted by: buzzion at June 01, 2017 03:19 PM (z/Ubi)

Because many of them have wangled ways to make huge profits over this government mandate. People like that asshole that sells electric cars who is getting massive subsidies which Trump is going to kill.

But the main reason for this BS and illegal treaty is for the US to transfer billions to 3rd world shitholes. The head UN AGW scrunt admitted that several months ago.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 01, 2017 03:34 PM (mpXpK)

219 197 This deal was so extreme that had we followed it we would be seeing open rebellion in less than a decade, IMO. It moves way beyond hiding the global warming scam in GE windmill subsidies buried in the national debt. An authority in the UK was talking about no nat gas use for cooking, just heating, extreme.

If trump makes this stick he's on a path to match Reagan, at the least, in serving America as some of us see America.
Posted by: Keith at June 01, 2017 03:33 PM (USf3s)


It would have essentially ceded much of our sovereignty to the UN. China and Iran.

Wow. Thank GOD Hillary was defeated.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:34 PM (mbhDw)

220 >>> 19 Remember how Ivanka held too much sway and was turning PDT into a Leftard?


I happily look forward to the inevitable lefty essays bemoaning "What is the POINT of you, Jared and Ivanka!!" They will be gloriously stupid.

Posted by: LizLem at June 01, 2017 03:34 PM (hvf9s)

221 Heh... PDT is making negative sound bites damn near impossible with this speech

Posted by: CPT. Charles at June 01, 2017 03:35 PM (Quwsn)

222 Hillary has brownouts.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at June 01, 2017 03:35 PM (VdICR)

223 My dick is so hard, Kathy Griffin couldn't scare it away...

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2017 03:35 PM (7uYFy)

224 160 Tom Steyer (from Drudge) sees Trump's pullout of the Paris Climate Accord as a "traitorous act of war".

Tommy, I don't think war means what you think it does. I'd be careful.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2017 03:31 PM (jxbfJ)



So Steyer does grasp the concept of treason. Good to know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 03:35 PM (SRKgf)

225 >>As we wait, Sheppard Smith is, get this, fluttering about like a little girl who just found out she's not getting a pony.


The Horror.

Posted by: Zombie Catherine at June 01, 2017 03:35 PM (8LW4K)

226 I want to know who these so-called "true conservatives" are. No real conservative supports the AGW scam.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 01, 2017 03:35 PM (mpXpK)

227 206 THE END IS NIGH!
Posted by: Al Gore running around with a placard on his chest at June 01, 2017 03:34 PM (eSx+E)


The rear end is Nye. Bill Nye.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:35 PM (mbhDw)

228 *Wimper*

Posted by: Barry at June 01, 2017 03:35 PM (J+eG2)

229 I wish some wag at Fox would do a split screen with Shemp on the floor twitching.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2017 03:35 PM (PY9jH)

230 Back in 2012 when Trump really started to get into the political fray the left, and Obama specifically, made fun of him.

DJT seems the kind of guy that doubles down when you challenge him like that.

I wonder if Barry regrets his pathetic attempts at comedy now?


Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 03:26 PM (eSx+E)



Trump doesn't let slights go by without extracting some form of revenge. The Left should have remembered that about him.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Climb to New Heights! The Outrage Outlet has AtC Signature Series Step-Stools! at June 01, 2017 03:35 PM (hLRSq)

231 A good day.

And I just finished watching the Brennan-Gowdy clip...

WHOA! Brennan was wound up tighter than a cheap watch. That's about the first time I've seen a senior I official not knowing the question before the question was asked. Are the leakers in the dark, today?

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2017 03:35 PM (Pqytn)

232
Again, I'm taking bets. Put up you left nuts.

Wager: a Federal Judge will ORDER the Trump admin to stay in the accord.

Who wants in?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 01, 2017 03:35 PM (T5Jgi)

233 So... this is what "lamentations of their women" sounds like.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 01, 2017 03:35 PM (KZUHR)

234 Trump - The deal was a redistribution of US wealth to other countries.

I'm sure that was part of Barry's plan

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2017 03:35 PM (493sH)

235 223 My dick is so hard, Kathy Griffin couldn't scare it away...
Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2017 03:35 PM (7uYFy)



My desk is tilted to an alarming angle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 03:35 PM (SRKgf)

236 " a massive redistribution of American wealth to other countries."

BAM

Posted by: booknlass at June 01, 2017 03:36 PM (v7o4i)

237 Trump covfefed my G spot!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 01, 2017 03:36 PM (Nwg0u)

238 great, now the moderates are going to leave the GOP and form communes based on the lifestyles of bonobo cannibals.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 01, 2017 03:36 PM (g9A94)

239 205 "As President I can put no interest before that of the American people"

I think I have that right, transcribing on the fly here.

Isn't that refreshing to hear?

BUT BUT BUT BUT IVANKA AND JARED!!!! *makes wanking motion*


Also Trump appears to be doing this off notes and not a teleprompter, just an interesting observation.

Damn, Trump is going through and laying out the exact details of why this is a bad deal. Dear heavens, telling the American people the contents of a deal? Doesn't he know how this game is played?
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 01, 2017 03:34 PM (mf5HN)

=============================

Y'know, maybe it would have been better to do this in primetime...
Just a tactical quibble...

Posted by: Jackal at June 01, 2017 03:36 PM (DMGF1)

240 Donald reciting facts:

There's not enough dope to douse the triggers.

Normal breathing will resume after the fainting.

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 01, 2017 03:36 PM (HCnEB)

241 Will the federal government start selling polar bear steaks now?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 03:36 PM (eSx+E)

242
What a day for Rush to not be on the air.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:36 PM (mbhDw)

243 Heh... PDT is making negative sound bites damn near impossible with this speech

Give us time.

Posted by: CNN at June 01, 2017 03:36 PM (oVJmc)

244 >>My dick is so hard...

it can't take it anymore.

It begged me to do an image search for Lena Dunham.

Posted by: Zombie Catherine at June 01, 2017 03:36 PM (8LW4K)

245 >>> Now this is worthy of a flaming skull...

Flaming Skull with yuuuuge amount of carbon emissions!!

Posted by: LizLem at June 01, 2017 03:36 PM (hvf9s)

246 This seals our fate. It's like on the beach. We are doomed.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 01, 2017 03:36 PM (vRcUp)

247 one can see white hot rage behind that polite smile at that White House Correspondents Dinner

Same look on Barron's face when he saw that head on TV. "Cried"?

Stand back everyone. Somebody messed with a Trump.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 01, 2017 03:36 PM (H5rtT)

248 *Squirt*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2017 03:36 PM (J+eG2)

249

good, he said it

we always are ahead of the game in clean air

f europe
f brussels

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 03:37 PM (fceHP)

250 As Steyn was signing off on Rush,he said to stay tuned , because in 2 minutes, Trump will be slaughtering the last remaining polar bear on the White House lawn, right after he throws the switch and all the ice bergs start to melt. He was laughing hysterically as he said this, and I was chuckling.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 01, 2017 03:37 PM (31ZTX)

251 My dick is so hard, they are re routing air traffic over NYC.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 03:37 PM (xWT2T)

252 160 Tom Steyer (from Drudge) sees Trump's pullout of the Paris Climate Accord as a "traitorous act of war".

Tommy, I don't think war means what you think it does. I'd be careful.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2017 03:31 PM (jxbfJ)

Seeing our enemies beshit themselves in public is a side benefit to all this winning. But yeah, they're encouraging things they really shouldn't want to be encouraging.

Posted by: stace gets two scoops at June 01, 2017 03:37 PM (AHcCm)

253 Tonight on the NBC National News:

Hysteria and Hot Tears

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2017 03:37 PM (4ErVI)

254
Big business is all butthurt over this decision.


I think you mean the Fascists are butthurt over this. The corporatists who are in bed with the govt. Fascists.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 01, 2017 03:37 PM (T5Jgi)

255 We are going to grow schadenboners rapidly!

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2017 03:37 PM (7uYFy)

256 Thank you, good night, and covfefe!

Posted by: Trump Signs Off at June 01, 2017 03:37 PM (oVJmc)

257 "14 Days of Chinese activity would wipe out our gains"

Posted by: Iblis at June 01, 2017 03:37 PM (9221z)

258 The gel on the sun just arrived.

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 01, 2017 03:37 PM (HCnEB)

259

I'll have to rewind and watch this again.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 03:37 PM (fceHP)

260 Shemp's so traumatized, he's going back in the closet.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 01, 2017 03:37 PM (mQ0Mc)

261 Obviously a wonderful move, BUT FFS it's not a problem of f***ing "fairness", it's a problem of NO SCIENTIFIC BASIS FOR THIS ENTIRE goat rope. Not killing this nonsense, confronting it directly, leaves the door open for future damage from this lysenkoist cult.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2017 03:37 PM (g6GRm)

262 Hillary has brownouts.
Posted by: Bourbonchicken at June 01, 2017 03:35 PM


Depends.

Posted by: Huma/i] at June 01, 2017 03:38 PM (DMUuz)

263 While Ace hyperbolizes about Trump's masculine scent of testosterone and promises kept, it has to be constasted with the dickless GOP's lack of covfefe where they're determined to treat trump like a mistake.

What if trump wins, eh? What then, dickless GOP?

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 01, 2017 03:38 PM (g9A94)

264 He needs to announce Tillerson is retiring to spend more time with his family.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2017 03:38 PM (l4aLi)

265 There goes my no fap streak.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 03:38 PM (2qHjF)

266 205 "As President I can put no interest before that of the American people"

---

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at June 01, 2017 03:38 PM (fD1ST)

267 251 My dick is so hard, they are re routing air traffic over NYC.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 03:37 PM (xWT2T)


They better not. My wang has a radar cross section the size of a pteranodon.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:38 PM (mbhDw)

268
Wow. Fox Business just put a quote from Barry - This administration joins a handful a nations that rejects the future.


Fuck you, you lefty anti-American dick sucking POS

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2017 03:38 PM (493sH)

269 241 Will the federal government start selling polar bear steaks now?

Posted by: 18-1


...with Baby Harp Seal sauce. And a poached Spotted Owl egg on the side.

Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2017 03:38 PM (DQ4Fv)

270
Shemp's so traumatized, he's going back in the closet.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 01, 2017 03:37 PM (mQ0Mc)


*wipes tea off keyboard*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2017 03:38 PM (PY9jH)

271 Shouldn't Sheppard Smith be referred to as "Xe?" Wouldn't want to offend the little special snowflake.

Posted by: nraendowment at June 01, 2017 03:38 PM (MnDAb)

272 I think you mean the Fascists are butthurt over this. The corporatists who are in bed with the govt. Fascists.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 01, 2017 03:37 PM (T5Jgi)

But Business will do what Business always does-adapt and make a killing another way....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2017 03:38 PM (7uYFy)

273 "True Conservatives" are backtracking eh?

That wouldn't be the McCain, Sasse, Lee types would it?

Those Hillary supporters still haven't gotten over it yet and now Trump is pulling out of Obama's deal and they know that Hillary would never have done that.
They are besides themselves. Melting like the "True Conservatives" that they are.
They melt in the exact same way that the liberal/socialist snowflakes melt. Crazy, I know.

Posted by: Drider at June 01, 2017 03:38 PM (piZKB)

274 The Left is so heavily invested in CAGW that their response will be a Global Meltdown.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 01, 2017 03:38 PM (+7/1f)

275 We're out of the agreement.

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 01, 2017 03:38 PM (HCnEB)

276 Bonus: We won't have to hear about the Trump-Russian connection for a day or two.

Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2017 03:38 PM (1BQGO)

277 As we wait, Sheppard Smith is, get this, fluttering about like a little girl who just found out she's not getting a pony. Ever.





THAT was worth the price of admission alone!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2017 03:39 PM (U2rG9)

278 >>My dick is so hard

...the local City Council has voted to light it up in Blue Lights to honor the fallen Police Officers of Montana.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2017 03:39 PM (8LW4K)

279 Yes I think Trump saw that it was more of a scam to cede our Sovereignty on many issues than it was to help stop 'man made' climate change. That's a no go.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 01, 2017 03:39 PM (Vf2XA)

280 Who is Chris McKnight?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 03:39 PM (2qHjF)

281 I touch myself......

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2017 03:39 PM (J+eG2)

282 This speech is every single kind of awesome. I may need to hit my bunk.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2017 03:39 PM (PY9jH)

283 LOL

Thanks Ace. This post made me laugh.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 01, 2017 03:39 PM (3OIiX)

284

this is what I voted for
right here

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 03:39 PM (fceHP)

285 Ace

Your opening statement on this thread about Trump being a superb lover & so on?

That's really strange.

Posted by: mnw at June 01, 2017 03:39 PM (rbgPC)

286 This seems surreal. Our President is unapologetically standing up for our country, our interests. It's sad that it seems so surreal that seemingly only this one guy should have the guts to do what should not be that hard. And would not be so hard if he had the support of those who should be right there with him on this helping clear the way.

If the GOPe throws him under the bus instead of having his back, they are absolutely beneath contempt.

Posted by: RM at June 01, 2017 03:39 PM (U3LtS)

287 3 Big business is all butthurt over this decision.

Why the hell are they supporting it?

Whatever the reason that's all I need to conclude it's awful.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2017 03:15 PM (4ErVI)


Somebody nailed it, I think, a few days ago. Big Business can far more easily handle the ridiculous costs that will kill off or, seriously hurt the smaller competition. Which, of course, means paid for by we little people who, always get fucked and they don't GAFF.

4 Never been too 10 before
I guess drinking beer at noon is good for you
Posted by: Harley1911 at June 01, 2017 03:16 PM (5Y7fX)


Did that yesterday.

Didn't work and still hungover.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at June 01, 2017 03:39 PM (gqTYw)

288 And, across the world, a collective 'harrumph!'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 03:39 PM (oVJmc)

289 I happily look forward to the inevitable lefty essays bemoaning "What is the POINT of you, Jared and Ivanka!!" They will be gloriously stupid.
Posted by: LizLem at June 01, 2017 03:34 PM (hvf9s)



I am waiting for a metric shit ton of people on this blog to own up to how utterly wrong they've been about this.

I expect to be waiting for that until the Sun goes cold.

I think my girl dick just ordered another couple of accouterments.

"We will be the cleanest country"

BOOM goes the fake enviros' brains.

That was a fairly diplomatic but first you will blow me re: negotiating a new deal.

Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 01, 2017 03:39 PM (mf5HN)

290 The left will use this to justify extreme violence against deniers.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM (l4aLi)

291 Obama: the eight year ambush.

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM (HCnEB)

292 Who is Chris McKnight?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 03:39 PM (2qHjF)



He played Peter Brady

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM (493sH)

293 Trump is saying "negotiation", but there will be none, because the EU is too butthurt about this. And even though it would be better for them to renegotiate, it would mean admitting that Trump was right, and they would never, could never, do that.

So that means that it's over, and that's fine by me!

In fact, after today, Trump could barbecue a litter of cute little puppys and eat them all on live TV, and I'm still supporting him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM (QOaYT)

294 "What is good, Conan?"

Posted by: Iblis at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM (9221z)

295 Who is Chris McKnight?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 03:39 PM (2qHjF)

Peter on the Brady Bunch?

Or Bobby?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM (7uYFy)

296 280 Who is Chris McKnight?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 03:39 PM (2qHjF)

Real Genius reference. Val Kilmer's character.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM (ycWCI)

297 Michelle just handed Barry another scotch Brandy Alexander.



"So much for your legacy honey".

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 03:30 PM


FIFY

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM (p+Wdc)

298 273 "True Conservatives" are backtracking eh?

That wouldn't be the McCain, Sasse, Lee types would it?

Those Hillary supporters still haven't gotten over it yet and now Trump is pulling out of Obama's deal and they know that Hillary would never have done that.
They are besides themselves. Melting like the "True Conservatives" that they are.
They melt in the exact same way that the liberal/socialist snowflakes melt. Crazy, I know.
Posted by: Drider at June 01, 2017 03:38 PM (piZKB)


When Linds-her Grahamaphrodite warned Trump not to back out, he wrested the Shit Midas title from SCOAMF.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM (mbhDw)

299 Pay attention, NeverTrumpers.

THIS is how we got Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM (PY9jH)

300
But Business will do what Business always does-adapt and make a killing another way....

Big Corporations today can't make it on their own anymore because they're corrupt, short-sighted, and greedy. They rely on govt. to keep them in the red.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM (T5Jgi)

301 Same look on Barron's face when he saw that head on TV. "Cried"?

Stand back everyone. Somebody messed with a Trump.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 01, 2017 03:36 PM (H5rtT)

======================

Yeah. Methinks the subtext to him yelling "Mom!" was more "Those scumbags have done it now" than "I'ma scaaarrred!"

Posted by: Jackal at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM (DMGF1)

302 >> Who is Chris McKnight?


He's batman.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM (8LW4K)

303 This is awesome.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM (SRKgf)

304 Trump is governing in a manner more conservative than Reagan.

Suck a bag of dicks #Never Trumpers

Posted by: Kreplach at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM (S8OVH)

305 >>>Your opening statement on this thread about Trump being a superb lover & so on?

That's really strange.

...

It's like jazz -- if you have to ask why it's good, you'll never understand.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2017 03:41 PM (8rNrN)

306 So...should we collect all the "we are going to die NOW" tweets from the left to replay in 2020 when we are not all dead due to gorball warmination?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 03:41 PM (eSx+E)

307 Michelle just handed Barry another scotch.
=====

Don't you mean eight-ball?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 01, 2017 03:41 PM (vg8iE)

308 Now let's shitcan the UN!Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 03:27 PM--[fluttering her decorative black lace hand fan]Oh my! Such talk!Can someone please bring me my smellig salts?/marry me.

Posted by: shibumi at June 01, 2017 03:41 PM (aT+Bx)

309 Grass-skirted judge in Hawaii issues injunction halting Trump's withdraw in 3.. 2.. 1..

Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2017 03:41 PM (7HtZB)

310 How much carbon gets emitted when you spontaneously ejaculate?

Posted by: Kensington at June 01, 2017 03:41 PM (Cw3TC)

311 #BringBackOurFireplaces

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at June 01, 2017 03:41 PM (fD1ST)

312 notice how trump referred to philippine terror attacks without using term "shout out"?

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 01, 2017 03:41 PM (g9A94)

313 This administration joins a handful a nations that rejects the future...

--

...of putting American interests dead last in the world.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 01, 2017 03:41 PM (mQ0Mc)

314 49 I was of the opinion that a man over 60 could not change a lifetime of philosophical and political opinions and if they said they have they were lying for ulterior motives.

Donald Trump appears to be the honey badger exception to that rule.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 01, 2017 03:22 PM (Vf2XA)

Trump isn't political. He loves America and he's an alpha who likes to win. So if he thinks something is hurting US interests, he's going to try and change that. He's not going to follow some consistent ideology though.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 01, 2017 03:41 PM (J70i0)

315 This speech is every single kind of awesome. I may need to hit my bunk.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2017 03:39 PM (PY9jH)



Cigarette? Chocolate chip cookie?

*offers both*

Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 01, 2017 03:41 PM (mf5HN)

316 Wo ist Steyer?

Posted by: Frau Merkel at June 01, 2017 03:41 PM (Pqytn)

317 >>> Trump doesn't let slights go by without extracting some form of revenge. The Left should have remembered that about him.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Climb to New Heights! The Outrage Outlet has AtC Signature Series Step-Stools! at June 01, 2017 03:35 PM (hLRSq)


The Donfather has Michael Corleone levels of creativity in his vengeance. Getting people like the Pope and heads of Europe to schmooze him on climate change, then announcing this? Brilliant.

Posted by: LizLem at June 01, 2017 03:41 PM (hvf9s)

318 This is a wrecking ball we want to see.

BTW: Romney is not happy about this.

https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/870016188553641985

Mittens: "Affirmation of the #ParisAgreement is not only about the climate: It is also about America remaining the global leader."

So if Romney had won in 2012 we would still have this stupid deal today. This is why people like me had no trouble rolling the dice on Trump.

Posted by: William Eaton at June 01, 2017 03:41 PM (MuTTO)

319 Shemp's so traumatized, he's going back in the closet.

That's so he can come back out again next week.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 01, 2017 03:41 PM (qJhUV)

320 284

this is what I voted for
right here
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 03:39 PM (fceHP)


Unless he does something of his own accord, and not stabbed in the back or chest by the GOP-e, Trump is all but re-elected in 2020.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:41 PM (mbhDw)

321
I can't fight this feeling anymore.

Posted by: Conceptual Penis at June 01, 2017 03:41 PM (C52a9)

322 MAGA !

Posted by: itsacookbook at June 01, 2017 03:42 PM (yPxXc)

323

holy crap

I can't believe what he's saying.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 03:42 PM (fceHP)

324 We should definitely NOT stay in the Paris Accords or any other anti-American agreement IWon McTantrumPants tried to enter us into.

Posted by: redbanzai at June 01, 2017 03:42 PM (rAIG/)

325 305 >>>Your opening statement on this thread about Trump being a superb lover & so on?

That's really strange.

...

It's like jazz -- if you have to ask why it's good, you'll never understand.


****

more wondering about his using boner and nanotubes in same sentence.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 01, 2017 03:42 PM (g9A94)

326 Cigarette? Chocolate chip cookie?



*offers both*

Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 01, 2017 03:41 PM (mf5HN)


I don't smoke, but I'll take the cookie. Thanks!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2017 03:42 PM (PY9jH)

327 Why doesn't he have some grad student standing around in lab coats posing as scientists? It's as if phony props aren't important anymore.

Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2017 03:42 PM (1BQGO)

328 If he competently withdraws we are going to see libs posting hundreds of Trump beheading fantasy photos.


Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2017 03:23 PM (1BQGO)

I'm old enough to remember the hatred the Left held for Nixon. The hatred they have for Trump is easily twice that, especially since Trump has essentially attacked their religion. Pulling out of those Paris accords was tantamount to blasphemy in their eyes.

I personally think all of this hatred and outrage being ginned up the Left is a means to influence the more unstable among them to make an attempt--multiple attempts-- on his life.

I know how tinfoil hat that sounds but priming works. Advertisers have been doing it to push product since the advent of television.

Posted by: troyriser at June 01, 2017 03:42 PM (Fw5cQ)

329 "Pittsburgh, not Paris..."

Love it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 01, 2017 03:42 PM (3OIiX)

330 Trump's pheremones are actually transmitting through the TV screen, such is their power, and causing women to ovulate against their wills.

It's Press Opportunity Rape.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2017 03:42 PM (8rNrN)

331 Naturally CNN is highlighting Barry's quote about the "future."

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2017 03:42 PM (7uYFy)

332 316 Wo ist Steyer?
Posted by: Frau Merkel at June 01, 2017 03:41 PM (Pqytn)


Mit die panzer reserven. In Calais.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:42 PM (mbhDw)

333 TRUMP!

Love this fearless man.

Melt, snowflakes, melt.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 01, 2017 03:42 PM (fq4ih)

334 so the question of the moment is (a) do work or (b) watch heads exploding on CNN and MSNBC?

"I was elected to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 01, 2017 03:42 PM (ILitO)

335 289 I happily look forward to the inevitable lefty essays bemoaning "What is the POINT of you, Jared and Ivanka!!" They will be gloriously stupid.
Posted by: LizLem at June 01, 2017 03:34 PM (hvf9s)


I am waiting for a metric shit ton of people on this blog to own up to how utterly wrong they've been about this.

I expect to be waiting for that until the Sun goes cold.

I think my girl dick just ordered another couple of accouterments.

"We will be the cleanest country"

BOOM goes the fake enviros' brains.

That was a fairly diplomatic but first you will blow me re: negotiating a new deal.
Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 01, 2017 03:39 PM (mf5HN)

====================
Heh. There are some, ahem, noticable absences...

Posted by: Jackal at June 01, 2017 03:42 PM (DMGF1)

336 Crumpled the Accord like it was a cheap accordian!

Posted by: Barry Levinson at June 01, 2017 03:42 PM (FlsAM)

337 Suck a bag of dicks #Never Trumpers
Posted by: Kreplach at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM (S8OVH)


Just for Gorsuch those asshats should be bending over and pre-lubing. They should be strapping on the Presidential knee-pads. Trump has moved the ball so far down the field for what they claim to want.

Posted by: Iblis at June 01, 2017 03:43 PM (9221z)

338 Tillerson's golden. And he understands who the Boss is.

Posted by: booknlass at June 01, 2017 03:43 PM (v7o4i)

339 My dick is so hard, they are re routing air traffic over NYC.

Posted by: Marcus T

Peterboro, unable. Gonna be the Hudson.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 01, 2017 03:43 PM (H5rtT)

340 Mittens: "Affirmation of the #ParisAgreement is not
only about the climate: It is also about America remaining the global
leader."



So if Romney had won in 2012 we would still have this stupid deal
today. This is why people like me had no trouble rolling the dice on
Trump.

Posted by: William Eaton at June 01, 2017 03:41 PM (MuTTO)

FTG too.

Posted by: redbanzai at June 01, 2017 03:43 PM (rAIG/)

341 I still say the only people that really care about global warming treaties are white collar, dyed in the wool progressives that live in blue enclaves. The types of voters that will never go Republican in a thousand years.

Trump wisely saw a group of voters he could win over in flyover country and how this is killing their way of life all to appease a handful of California billionaires.

Posted by: Maritime at June 01, 2017 03:43 PM (SCkw/)

342 Mittens: "Affirmation of the #ParisAgreement is not only about the climate: It is also about America remaining the global leader."

So if Romney had won in 2012 we would still have this stupid deal today. This is why people like me had no trouble rolling the dice on Trump.
Posted by: William Eaton at June 01, 2017 03:41 PM (MuTTO)


Pence/Trump in 8 years

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 03:43 PM (fceHP)

343 Green climate fund in the crosshairs now

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2017 03:43 PM (J+eG2)

344 TRUMP PULLS OUT!!
POPE: "SLAP IN THE FACE!"

uh, that wasn't a slap..........

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 01, 2017 03:43 PM (QM5S2)

345 Like the poison pill of let's renegotiate. Like that will ever come to pass.
Now to listen to the sad sounds of the Paris Accordion.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 01, 2017 03:43 PM (e1mEI)

346 I always thought that a "Paris Accord" was like a Cleveland Steamer but while wearing a French maid costume.

Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2017 03:43 PM (DQ4Fv)

347 "Pittsburgh, not Paris!"

Posted by: m at June 01, 2017 03:43 PM (VgThI)

348 So if Romney had won in 2012 we would still have this stupid deal today.
This is why people like me had no trouble rolling the dice on Trump.
***
Since 1992 we've been told you can't have an actual conservative president. But electing lesser of the two evils GOPers would make things better.

Looks like the answer to that question is f*** you mittens.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 03:43 PM (eSx+E)

349 (man with mustache waves hand at map): Steyer's assault with deal with that...

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 01, 2017 03:43 PM (ILitO)

350 292 Who is Chris McKnight?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 03:39 PM (2qHjF)



He played Peter Brady
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM (493sH)

What does he have to do with carbon emissions or a lazing stick? Seriously.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 03:43 PM (2qHjF)

351

!



Posted by: Environmental Protection Agency at June 01, 2017 03:43 PM (C52a9)

352 293 Trump is saying "negotiation", but there will be none, because the EU is too butthurt about this. And even though it would be better for them to renegotiate, it would mean admitting that Trump was right, and they would never, could never, do that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM (QOaYT)



He knows that. He was just throwing them a bone to let them save face. Also it gives him wiggle room domestically; if/when he gets criticized, he can always say he said he'd negotiate - but he didn't commit himself.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 03:43 PM (SRKgf)

353 Re: Shep Smith - he just delivered a Climate Change is REAL sermon that was on par with him seriously telling us unicorns are really, real, you guys, and no less than the NYT backs him up on this!

And that's the truth, pttttttttthhhh!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2017 03:44 PM (NOIQH)

354 Again, I'm taking bets. Put up you left nuts.



Wager: a Federal Judge will ORDER the Trump admin to stay in the accord.



Who wants in?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 01, 2017 03:35 PM (T5Jgi)
That is exactly what I was thinking and I kinda hope they do.

Posted by: MAC-SOG at June 01, 2017 03:44 PM (QPdNE)

355 Wo ist Steyer?

Lefty billionaire subsidy seeker for 'green energy.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 03:44 PM (oVJmc)

356 Crumpled the Accord like it was a cheap accordian Honda!




SWIDT?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2017 03:44 PM (U2rG9)

357 He needs to announce Tillerson is retiring to spend more time with his family.


Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2017 03:38 PM (l4aLi)


Your concern is:
[ ] noted
[ ] not noted
[X] folded, spindled, mutilated, shredded, burned, buried under a pile of Hillary's used Depends for a year, and mailed back to you COD.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Climb to New Heights! The Outrage Outlet has AtC Signature Series Step-Stools! at June 01, 2017 03:44 PM (hLRSq)

358 "294 "What is good, Conan?"
Posted by: Iblis at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM (9221z)"

Yessssss!

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at June 01, 2017 03:44 PM (QHV9e)

359 the true tragedy of pulling out of paris accords would be if there were some sort of nationalistic sentiment to occur in europe...or an antiamerican backlash. I hpoe the dnc doesn't overplay their covfefe and overreach on this

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 01, 2017 03:44 PM (g9A94)

360 In fact, after today, Trump could barbecue a litter of cute little puppys and eat them all on live TV, and I'm still supporting him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM (QOaYT)


Chi Hua Hua's?

Go for it.

Posted by: Les Nessman at June 01, 2017 03:44 PM (gqTYw)

361 In other news, the JV are peacing out again in their own special way, this time in Manila.

Posted by: OCBill at June 01, 2017 03:44 PM (df+Zi)

362 Wow. Fox Business just put a quote from Barry - This administration joins a handful a nations that rejects the future.

Fuck you, you lefty anti-American dick sucking POS

Posted by: TheQuietMan


Fascists are always being on about owning the future. I seem to recall him talking some covfefe about the future not belonging to those who aren't down with Islam...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 01, 2017 03:44 PM (AM1GF)

363 341 I still say the only people that really care about global warming treaties are white collar, dyed in the wool progressives that live in blue enclaves. The types of voters that will never go Republican in a thousand years.

Trump wisely saw a group of voters he could win over in flyover country and how this is killing their way of life all to appease a handful of California billionaires.

Posted by: Maritime at June 01, 2017 03:43 PM (SCkw/)


Follow the money. Gore, Soros, Steyer and others would have not only become billionaires, but potentially trillionaires.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:44 PM (mbhDw)

364 "I was elected to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris."

WOW.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 03:44 PM (SRKgf)

365 Haven't heard an um or err or lengthy syllable pause the whole time.

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 01, 2017 03:44 PM (HCnEB)

366 You'd think the left would have figured out that he always gets the last laugh.

Every day, they should go back and watch the video of Trump reacting to JEF ridiculing him from stage. Whenever you think you're being clever, imagine that's the face he's making, plotting how to spite you.

Posted by: Chupacabra at June 01, 2017 03:44 PM (VG/ku)

367 It's like jazz -- if you have to ask why it's good, you'll never understand.





Posted by: ace at June 01, 2017 03:41 PM


Does one type jazz posts with jazz hands? Enquiring minds, and all that...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2017 03:44 PM (p+Wdc)

368 318
This is a wrecking ball we want to see.



BTW: Romney is not happy about this.



https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/870016188553641985



Mittens: "Affirmation of the #ParisAgreement is not only about the
climate: It is also about America remaining the global leader."



So if Romney had won in 2012 we would still have this stupid deal
today. This is why people like me had no trouble rolling the dice on
Trump.

Posted by: William Eaton at June 01, 2017 03:41 PM (MuTTO)

I would be so bold and say America IS LEADING. Calling out the global warming scam for what it is - redistribution of wealth -nothing more.Leading sometimes means you stand alone. F*ck the EU. Double to the UN as a whole.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2017 03:44 PM (jxbfJ)

369 Oh, he is hitting this Out Of The Park!!!!

"$1 Billion dollars."
*dramatic pause*



Me likey!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2017 03:44 PM (NOIQH)

370 If the GOPe throws him under the bus instead of having his back, they are absolutely beneath contempt.

--

This is a given...on both points.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 01, 2017 03:45 PM (mQ0Mc)

371 355 Wo ist Steyer?

Lefty billionaire subsidy seeker for 'green energy.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 03:44 PM (oVJmc)


Wo = Where.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:45 PM (mbhDw)

372 Why do the tech companies want us to stay in this Paris deal?
What's in it for them?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2017 03:45 PM (7uYFy)

373 >My dick is so hard


...the local City Council has voted to light it up in Blue Lights to honor the fallen Police Officers of Montana.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2017 03:39 PM

That made me laugh.

Posted by: shibumi at June 01, 2017 03:45 PM (aT+Bx)

374 I love how he explains how this treaty fucked us over.
And that's why he's bailing. Because most people have no fucking clue. And the GOP is to blame for that too!

Posted by: Iblis at June 01, 2017 03:45 PM (9221z)

375 Well there goes NY City. Sandbags at a premium. Start blowing up the water-wings.

Posted by: Some damn moron at June 01, 2017 03:45 PM (E8apb)

376 329 "Pittsburgh, not Paris..."

Love it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 01, 2017 03:42 PM (3OIiX)

Pisses off Predator fans, though.

Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2017 03:45 PM (7HtZB)

377 Wolverine is envious of the super adamantine hardness of the erections around here.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 01, 2017 03:45 PM (hJrjt)

378 I loathe Shep Smith. He's always been a disaster, but listening to him today before Trump spoke was pathetic.

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at June 01, 2017 03:45 PM (QHV9e)

379 I want to know who wrote this speech. It is breathtakingly complete and brilliant.

And tells the other countries, anti-American types (like a former president) and climate change assholes to go fuck themselves. Politely but firmly.

Posted by: JTB at June 01, 2017 03:45 PM (V+03K)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 01, 2017 03:45 PM (ILitO)

381
I'm old enough to remember the hatred the Left held for Nixon.
***
The left didn't hate Nixon for his presidential term (irrespective of what they said). He governed to the left of JFK.

They hated him for his role as one of the leading anti-communists after WWII.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 03:45 PM (eSx+E)

382 It's trillions of dollars in a slush fund for corporate cronies and redistributionist gummint drones in pursuit of a pretense.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 03:45 PM (oVJmc)

383 In so many ways, this is The Story of Obama.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2017 03:45 PM (8LW4K)

384 Watts Up With That must be delighted.

Posted by: m at June 01, 2017 03:45 PM (VgThI)

385 Shout out to da "Burgh!!!!

Posted by: Moar Kinetic at June 01, 2017 03:45 PM (t6wDl)

386 The US is the world leader because of our economic and military power,not because of some stupid agreement.

Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2017 03:45 PM (rmVvL)

387 Well, this is going to totally upstage the daily 5:30 outrage.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2017 03:45 PM (dnWSK)

388 oops...

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 01, 2017 03:46 PM (ILitO)

389 Those bright blue or pink drinks in tall glasses that are served with lots of fruits and little plastic umbrellas?

Yeah, that's what Barry would get. And "Get it your damn self" is what Michael would tell him.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at June 01, 2017 03:46 PM (fD1ST)

390 he's either the second coming of Reagan or Reagan was the first coming of Trump.

Posted by: Lord Sir Covfefe at June 01, 2017 03:46 PM (nFwvY)

391 364 "I was elected to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris."

WOW.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 03:44 PM (SRKgf)


Soundbite that just says it all. Defining the struggle we are in right there. Crystal fucking clarity.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:46 PM (mbhDw)

392 Those stupid Muslims murdering people right now in Manila really mis-timed their evil spree. All that blood for almost no coverage!

Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2017 03:46 PM (DQ4Fv)

393 371 355 Wo ist Steyer?


Lefty billionaire subsidy seeker for 'green energy.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 03:44 PM (oVJmc)




Wo = Where.Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:45 PM
--

Thank you for clarifying.

I was thinking either "code" or "ebonics."

Or Woist Steyer.

Posted by: shibumi at June 01, 2017 03:46 PM (aT+Bx)

394 Oh, and Frau Merkel can bite moi if she thinks she can tell me what to set my AC to.

I hope people take note of this man's courage vs being politically correct to bring everyone to our economic level.
Pure bullshite.

May God protect President Trump vs the evil of globalism.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 01, 2017 03:46 PM (fq4ih)

395 The media will be so rattled by this that they reports are going to sound like the adults in those old Peanuts specials.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2017 03:46 PM (4ErVI)

396 >>The Donfather has Michael Corleone levels of creativity in his
vengeance. Getting people like the Pope and heads of Europe to schmooze
him on climate change, then announcing this? Brilliant.


Yes.
*evil laugh*

Can I get in on that cookie action?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2017 03:46 PM (NOIQH)

397 Wow. Fox Business just put a quote from Barry - This administration joins a handful a nations that rejects the future.

Fuck you, you lefty anti-American dick sucking POS

Posted by: TheQuietMan


"Tomorrow belongs to me." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29Mg6Gfh9Co

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 03:46 PM (SRKgf)

398 #sciencenotshakedowns

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 01, 2017 03:46 PM (AM1GF)

399 Dear heavens, he's just point blank reading what was in there and saying no, no, no, nope, everyone else is deadbeats, we're not doing this.

"including funds raided out of America's budget for the War on Terror"

Oh. Yeah. *nods vigorously* Ivanka and Jared have his ear on this and are leading him around. *nods vigorously*

"And nobody even knows where the money is going!"

Good thing we pulled out of this because I'm going to need a couple of more nuke plants to come online ASAP.

Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 01, 2017 03:46 PM (mf5HN)

400 379+ comments, and yet, Mika hasn't told us what to think yet.

Have you no restraint?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2017 03:46 PM (DMUuz)

401 I love this.

Big Daddy Reality telling the special snowflakes how. it. is.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2017 03:46 PM (NyJwR)

402 My dick's so hard it just got a bunch of intricate tattoos with hidden maps and told me "I'm breaking Linc Burroughs out of prison."

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2017 03:46 PM (8rNrN)

403 " I want to know who wrote this speech. It is breathtakingly complete and brilliant."

Bannon's back. As if he ever left.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 01, 2017 03:46 PM (+7/1f)

404 290 The left will use this to justify extreme violence against deniers.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM (l4aLi)

Indeed. I'm upsizing my carry gun for this reason, although my city and state are largely devoid of the worst craziness. We're exporting natural gas and crude oil to Europe and Asia and raking in the $ off of that.

Posted by: stace gets two scoops at June 01, 2017 03:46 PM (AHcCm)

405 "Wow. Thank GOD Hillary was defeated."

You can thank us Trump Supporters ...again.

Dragging you whining, screaming, kicking Tead Heads across the electoral finish line was no easy task.

Fought us every step of the way.

Posted by: The Media Suxs at June 01, 2017 03:46 PM (puqcp)

406 250 As Steyn was signing off on Rush,he said to stay tuned , because in 2 minutes, Trump will be slaughtering the last remaining polar bear on the White House lawn, right after he throws the switch and all the ice bergs start to melt. He was laughing hysterically as he said this, and I was chuckling.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 01, 2017 03:37 PM (31ZTX)

===============================

Maniacal, not hysterical laughter, IMHO.

Posted by: Jackal at June 01, 2017 03:46 PM (DMGF1)

407 390 he's either the second coming of Reagan or Reagan was the first coming of Trump.
Posted by: Lord Sir Covfefe


Second look at Revelations?

Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2017 03:47 PM (DQ4Fv)

408 BTW I just saw a Philippino guy driving a van with a Duterte licence plate. His people seem to like him.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 01, 2017 03:47 PM (hJrjt)

409 How come Barry didn't tell us this stuff.

How come CNN, abc, cbs, pbs, MSNBC,NBC, the nyt etc cetera didn't tell us this stuff.

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 01, 2017 03:47 PM (HCnEB)

410 th

Posted by: bored383 at June 01, 2017 03:47 PM (70HTk)

411 "Pittsburg not Paris" should be a bumper sticker and campaign slogan. Maybe a tattoo.

Posted by: JTB at June 01, 2017 03:47 PM (V+03K)

412 AGW was brilliant for the elites in so many ways.

UN based global wealth distribution... check.

Artificially disrupt a stable energy market to great trillions in new ground floor opportunities...check.

As above, create new "efficiency" product replacement opportunities for a range of Chamber of Commerce folk...check.

Let the oil industry replace coal with nat gas (looking at you Tillerson)...check.

Allow the govt. a new layer of regulatory power over most all business down to the private citizen...check

Be positioned by political favoritism to be bankrolled and backstopped in those Gounod floor opportunities by tax dollars...check.

Give the watermelon progressive useful idiot greenies more of that gia religion and enhance their bond to the elite establishment...check.

And in general, benefit the coastals at the expense of the delporables...check.

It really is a magnificent, stupendous fraud paid for by the average mook.

Posted by: Keith at June 01, 2017 03:47 PM (USf3s)

413 These "climate change" agreements are a non solution to a non problem. Any reasonable leader with any balls would say fuck you instead of binding his country with this virtue signaling codswallop. That is all.

Posted by: USNtakim at June 01, 2017 03:47 PM (zZWkn)

414 This speech and the left's reaction begs for a Hitler bunker vid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2017 03:47 PM (PY9jH)

415 "Pittsburgh, not Paris!"

Re-election slogan if I ever heard one. Especially while the muslins burn Paris to the ground before 2020.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 01, 2017 03:47 PM (HTdUD)

416 >>>>Wow. Fox Business just put a quote from Barry - This administration joins a handful a nations that rejects the future.



Fuck you, you lefty anti-American dick sucking POS



Posted by: TheQuietMan



Fascists are always being on about owning the future. I seem to
recall him talking some covfefe about the future not belonging to those
who aren't down with Islam...
.
.
.At this point Trump has pretty much wiped out obama's legacy with the exception of the Iran deal.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 01, 2017 03:47 PM (le7jz)

417 I did not think because of the last 100 days that there could be any new schadenboner jokes.

I apologize.

I forgot where I was.

Posted by: Some damn moron at June 01, 2017 03:47 PM (E8apb)

418 I'm really concerned that president Trump has blah blah blah *choke* THUMP.

Posted by: Concerned at June 01, 2017 03:47 PM (eAZVt)

419 Shep already got a pony...a skittle pooping, rainbow haired pegasus courtesy of Obama. It turned out to be a disease ridden, people harming monster that had to be put down.

The orange stallion with the blonde mane Trump is riding scares Shep in its masculinity, but he'll get used to it.

Posted by: LizLem at June 01, 2017 03:47 PM (hvf9s)

420 375 Well there goes NY City. Sandbags at a premium. Start blowing up the water-wings.
Posted by: Some damn moron at June 01, 2017 03:45 PM (E8apb)


If sea levels were really going to rise 50 feet in 20 years, then Hamptons real estate should be about a penny a square foot. Last I checked, it's not.

QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:47 PM (mbhDw)

421 *shoves cookie through USB port for Lizzy*

Tell you what, I'll just set up a nice plate for the 'Ettes.

Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 01, 2017 03:47 PM (mf5HN)

422 My dick is so hard I could actually penetrate Lena Dunham...no,too far....

Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2017 03:47 PM (rmVvL)

423 363
341 I still say the only people that really care about global warming
treaties are white collar, dyed in the wool progressives that live in
blue enclaves. The types of voters that will never go Republican in a
thousand years.



Trump wisely saw a group of voters he could win over in flyover
country and how this is killing their way of life all to appease a
handful of California billionaires.



Posted by: Maritime at June 01, 2017 03:43 PM (SCkw/)





Follow the money. Gore, Soros, Steyer and others would have not only become billionaires, but potentially trillionaires.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:44 PM (mbhDw)

When you watch these people jet all around the world, enjoy those huge yachts -- all of which emit more pollution in one trip than any individual and their family do in a year, makes it kind of hard for us not to say bugger off.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2017 03:47 PM (jxbfJ)

424 The Donfather has Michael Corleone levels of creativity in his vengeance. Getting people like the Pope and heads of Europe to schmooze him on climate change, then announcing this? Brilliant.


It is.

"C'mon, Carlo. Do you think I'd make my sister a widow? No. You're out of the family business. That's your punishment."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 03:47 PM (SRKgf)

425
The Penis Accords

That's all I'm seeing when I scroll.

the Penis Accord

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 01, 2017 03:47 PM (T5Jgi)

426 Oh! I think I get it, Peter Brady went through puberty, talked like a girl, and was an overall pussy.... Like the snowflakes. And the pussy GOP.

Is this the joke?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 03:47 PM (2qHjF)

427 For some reason I'm picturing a leftist wailing silly version of Henry Mancini's Shadows of Paris from A Shot in the Dark and can't stop snickering.

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 01, 2017 03:47 PM (eXSOZ)

428

Wo ist Steyer?
Posted by: Frau Merkel at June 01, 2017 03:41 PM (Pqytn)



Michelle Malkin: Meet Progressive Leftist Billionaire Tom Steyer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-iEnrJE0pM



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM (fceHP)

429 Mittens: "Affirmation of the #ParisAgreement is not only about the climate: It is also about America remaining the global leader."

-
Which we can remain only by following.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM (Nwg0u)

430 re 360: hope he invites me

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM (ILitO)

431 ...'Pittsburgh not Paris'...

Pa girls grow wet.

Posted by: redenzo at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM (5wSNN)

432 Trump just tore down the AGW temple. Rending it from end to end.

Posted by: Soona at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM (ZVu8U)

433 "I was elected to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris."


====


Someone needs to Tweeter this to Mitt FKN Romney.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM (C52a9)

434 >>"Pittsburgh, not Paris!"


Pittsburgh is a terrible Stripper Name, though.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM (8LW4K)

435 Cut off da money!!! Pay for it your damn self EU. Of course they won't because it is not that important to them except as a new bureaucratic scam. Paris is dead in more ways than this.

Posted by: Lester at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM (LfJIn)

436 USA! USA! USA! USA!

What an indictment of the elites!

Posted by: Iblis at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM (9221z)

437 Sad day.

The Paris Accord wasn't strong enough, but at least it recognized there was a problem. To see people cheering this is just surreal. Have you guys no shame? Do you hate the world that much?

BTW, to the "God will save us from climate change" crowd, the Bible never says that humans are incapable of causing large scale damage to the planet, animals, and each other. He won't cause a worldwide flood that kills everything again. That's about the only relevant promise to be found in actual scripture. Disasters short of that, including man made ones, are still on the table.

Posted by: E at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM (WWEHF)

438 My schadenboner is as tall as the Eiffel Tower.

Posted by: Dang at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM (8b+oT)

439
"Pittsburg not Paris"

I'm guessing Kellyanne came up with that one.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM (T5Jgi)

440 414 This speech and the left's reaction begs for a Hitler bunker vid.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2017 03:47 PM (PY9jH)

Steyer is coming

Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM (7HtZB)

441 "Hey, EU, we're outta here! Good luck with your self-imposed economic catastrophe!"

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2017 03:49 PM (Pqytn)

442 I do like winning, yes I do.

When they frogmarch the anti-EO Fed judges to Gitmo then I too may feel that this much winning should come with a doctor's warning.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 01, 2017 03:49 PM (g9A94)

443 This is right up there with Ronaldus Maximus

Posted by: Iblis at June 01, 2017 03:49 PM (9221z)

444 Follow the money. Gore, Soros, Steyer and others would have not only become billionaires, but potentially trillionaires.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:44 PM (mbhDw)



Steyer particularly pisses me off. He apparently made his billions by front-running on government programs, i.e., gaming the system, without contributing anything worth a shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 03:49 PM (SRKgf)

445 This is a sad day for America and just further shows we are Russia's pawn.

Posted by: Rick Wilson at June 01, 2017 03:49 PM (FqgrG)

446 402 My dick's so hard it just got a bunch of intricate tattoos with hidden maps and told me "I'm breaking Linc Burroughs out of prison."
Posted by: ace


These cis-gendered man-splanations of dick hardness leave the ladies out of the fun. Would "My clit's so engorged" jokes be allowed, or is the notion simply too obscene even for the Horde?

Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2017 03:49 PM (DQ4Fv)

447 Boner status:

[X] Covfefe

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 01, 2017 03:49 PM (baYK5)

448
The kittehs are demanding foods.

BBL with a still "stark schvantz."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:49 PM (mbhDw)

449 Right about now, TFG is kicking one of his dogs and ordering the staff to prepare the gas grill for tonight's barbeque: Indonesian dog skewers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2017 03:49 PM (PY9jH)

450 Pisses off Predator fans, though.
Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2017 03:45 PM (7HtZB)


Hockey fans in Tennessee?

Already Trump backers. No worries.

Posted by: filbert at June 01, 2017 03:49 PM (s5o+q)

451 Now, defund the UN and pull out of Germany.

ALL the way out.

Fuck them, in particular.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at June 01, 2017 03:49 PM (gqTYw)

452
Posted by: E at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM (WWEHF)

Wow, the trolls are down from one name posters to just one letter.

Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2017 03:49 PM (7HtZB)

453 Memo to the GOPe wing of the DC uniparty...

THIS is what keeping your campaign promises to the people who voted for you looks like.

Get on board, or to us all a favor an retire. Now. (looking squarely at you McVain, Lady Lindsey, Suzie Q and Lisa Murcokebear)

Posted by: DocJ at June 01, 2017 03:49 PM (NYS7S)

454 Youngstown! Detroit!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 01, 2017 03:49 PM (H5rtT)

455 Who is Chris McKnight?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 03:39 PM

He played Peter Brady
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM

What does he have to do with carbon emissions or a lazing stick? Seriously.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 03:43 PM


wasn't he "Newman" on Seinfeld?

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 01, 2017 03:49 PM (ZQfW9)

456 Climate treaty?

On my terms, bitches...

...or we walk.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at June 01, 2017 03:49 PM (Quwsn)

457 A Prison Break reference. LMFAO!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 03:49 PM (2qHjF)

458
Bill Wynn now has an innie . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:49 PM (mbhDw)

459 Happy day.

Posted by: Dang at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (8b+oT)

460 Real Genius reference. Val Kilmer's character.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM (ycWCI) fnord (ycWCI)


That would be Chris Knight.

I think ace needs to take, like, half a xanax.

I know this is all very exciting, but I can see the neurons misfiring.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (wB8Tg)

461
Thank Christ that Trump never hired Shitt Romney!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (T5Jgi)

462 They're rioting and beating whitey at Berkeley, aren't they.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (xWT2T)

463 You tell them E!

Posted by: Rick Wilson at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (FqgrG)

464 These cis-gendered man-splanations of dick hardness leave the ladies out of the fun. Would "My clit's so engorged" jokes be allowed, or is the notion simply too obscene even for the Horde?
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2017 03:49 PM (DQ4Fv)


Its cute you think there's obscenity too extreme for the Horde.

Posted by: Iblis at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (9221z)

465 >>>Would "My clit's so engorged" jokes be allowed, or is the notion simply too obscene even for the Horde?

you can but nipples are safer. They're almost innocent. They're the Emojis of the Breasts.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (8rNrN)

466 446 You must not have met AtC and the other 'ettes....

Posted by: steevy at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (rmVvL)

467 Progressives then: We're not going to call this treaty a treaty, so it doesn't need congressional ratification.

Progressives today: Heeeeyyyyyy.

What did they learn about unilateral executive action? Make sure your side never loses power.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (dnWSK)

468 432
Trump just tore down the AGW temple. Rending it from end to end.

Posted by: Soona at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM

Without US taxpayer money it is nothing.

Posted by: Lester at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (LfJIn)

469 My clit's so engorged, I'll have to wear a codpiece to hide it when I later go out shopping.

Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (DQ4Fv)

470 >>*shoves cookie through USB port for Lizzy*


Oooh, thanks!!
I am loving this speech!!

And once again, all the pre-speech speculation was dead wrong.
He said the magic words: it is time to exit the accord.
BOOM.
Treaty on Treaties that!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (NOIQH)

471 So I should assume that Romney and the FBN crew had phat investments in #FakeGreenEnergy that just went BOOM?


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (C52a9)

472 If sea levels were really going to rise 50 feet in 20 years, then Hamptons real estate should be about a penny a square foot. Last I checked, it's not.

QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:47 PM (mbhDw)


Ll. My MN brother in law truly believes youz guyz are in trouble. I'll pass along your comment. gleefully.

Posted by: Some damn moron at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (E8apb)

473 I still say the only people that really care about
global warming treaties are white collar, dyed in the wool progressives
that live in blue enclaves. The types of voters that will never go
Republican in a thousand years.



Trump wisely saw a group of voters he could win over in flyover
country and how this is killing their way of life all to appease a
handful of California billionaires.



Posted by: Maritime at June 01, 2017 03:43 PM (SCkw/)





Follow the money. Gore, Soros, Steyer and others would have not only become billionaires, but potentially trillionaires.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:44 PM (mbhDw)


I agree with Sefton...


the people who really want this agreement are fall into two groups. Stinky hippies who hate humanity and want us all living in caves or dead (this group has no actual power though) AND

People who are already rich from scamming public policy and robbing taxpayers and who want to be richer using the global warming... err... global cooling... errr... CLIMATE CHANGE scam to pickpocket the public again. This group has the power and has used it over and over again.

Posted by: redbanzai at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (rAIG/)

474 Only thing he could have done better is to pull out the ream of paper containing the Paris accord, throw it on the ground and then piss on it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (jxbfJ)

475 >>My dick is so hard...

I had to log onto Amazon and order a Mithril Cockring.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (8LW4K)

476 The Paris Accord wasn't strong enough, but at least it recognized there was a problem. To see people cheering this is just surreal. Have you guys no shame? Do you hate the world that much?


You damn skippy we do!

But ... you sound ... concerned. Amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (SRKgf)

477 I believe the Dow J is about to close at a record again

Posted by: mallfly the expert at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (ILitO)

478 he's either the second coming of Reagan or Reagan was the first coming of Trump

-
Ron the Baptist

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (Nwg0u)

479 445 This is a sad day for America and just further shows we are Russia's pawn.
Posted by: Rick Wilson

***

The moderates will leave us and form narco-communist militias, they'll be so upset.
xxoo
the gop consultant class..

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (g9A94)

480 But now we will all die from

[strike] global cooling[/strike]

[strike] ozone depletion[/strike]

[strike] global warming[/strike]

global changenation!

Posted by: The FNM at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (eSx+E)

481 H in 'Burgh is our Scottish heritage. Carnegie, etc.

Posted by: Moar Kinetic at June 01, 2017 03:51 PM (t6wDl)

482 FUCKING AWESOME.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 03:51 PM (SRKgf)

483 As he said in his inaugural address, we will be protected by God.

And that's the God. Jesus Christ.

Posted by: booknlass at June 01, 2017 03:51 PM (v7o4i)

484 449 Right about now, TFG is kicking one of his dogs and ordering the staff to prepare the gas grill for tonight's barbeque: Indonesian dog skewers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2017 03:49 PM (PY9jH)


Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at June 01, 2017 03:51 PM (gqTYw)

485 "Oh! I think I get it, Peter Brady went through puberty, talked like a girl, and was an overall pussy.... Like the snowflakes. And the pussy GOP."


Then he grew a mustache and changed his name to Phil Packer. And got all the chicks.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 01, 2017 03:51 PM (OD2ni)

486 Like all of us, I was waiting with bated breath to see what Egg McMuffin's dick-shaped mouth had to say about this.

But it's nothing but Russia Russia Russia.

Never anything but Russia Russia Russia.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 01, 2017 03:51 PM (s/EUv)

487 Would "My clit's so engorged" jokes be allowed, or is the notion simply too obscene even for the Horde?

Granted I have no juice at all here, but I would think this would pass muster with the AoSHQ Style Guide (in draft).

Posted by: DocJ at June 01, 2017 03:51 PM (NYS7S)

488 446 402 My dick's so hard it just got a bunch of intricate tattoos with hidden maps and told me "I'm breaking Linc Burroughs out of prison."
Posted by: ace

These cis-gendered man-splanations of dick hardness leave the ladies out of the fun. Would "My clit's so engorged" jokes be allowed, or is the notion simply too obscene even for the Horde?
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2017 03:49 PM (DQ4Fv)

Personally, I've been waiting for these.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 03:51 PM (2qHjF)

489 My nips are so hard, they just tore holes in my t-shirt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2017 03:51 PM (PY9jH)

490 damn, I couldn't remember if it was Chris Knight or Chris McKnight so I emulated the Conqueror King Trump and just rolled the dice.

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes you just covfefe.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2017 03:51 PM (8rNrN)

491 465 >>>Would "My clit's so engorged" jokes be allowed, or is the notion simply too obscene even for the Horde?

you can but nipples are safer. They're almost innocent. They're the Emojis of the Breasts.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (8rNrN)

That's funny.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 01, 2017 03:51 PM (hJrjt)

492 Gonna be an early night.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 03:51 PM (SRKgf)

493
The moderates will leave us and form narco-communist militias, they'll be so upset.
___
We was gonna...but then we got high...then we got high.

Posted by: the moderates at June 01, 2017 03:51 PM (eSx+E)

494 293 Trump is saying "negotiation", but there will be none, because the EU is too butthurt about this. And even though it would be better for them to renegotiate, it would mean admitting that Trump was right, and they would never, could never, do that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM (QOaYT)

--------------------------------------------------------------

EU = Fourth Reich

You know what that means.

Posted by: William Eaton at June 01, 2017 03:51 PM (MuTTO)

495 *just fall... not are fall.

Posted by: redbanzai at June 01, 2017 03:51 PM (rAIG/)

496 CNN has the Dow Jones split thing going on. i think they expect it to drop like a stone as he speaks....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2017 03:52 PM (7uYFy)

497 "This administration joins a handful a nations that rejects the future."

Yet another vapid grunt under the guise of sophistication from SCoaMF. "Reject the future." Yes, we are rejecting the future and going backwards in time. The Donald has absconded with Ace's time machine and set the clock to, oh, I dunno, Ice Age. And that's where we are going. But with hypermelting.

The idiocy is unrelenting.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 01, 2017 03:52 PM (H8S+R)

498 "Posted by: E at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM (WWEHF)"

Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Chris M at June 01, 2017 03:52 PM (eAZVt)

499 is the notion simply too obscene even for the Horde?


I do not understand these words in that order.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 03:52 PM (SRKgf)

500 Need pic of Trump holding bloody head of AGW.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 03:52 PM (oVJmc)

501 Wow. Fox Business just put a quote from Barry - This administration joins a handful a nations that rejects the future.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2017 03:38 PM (493sH) fnord (493sH)


Barry joins an endless line of self-righteous politicians who are confident they *just know better* than everyone who has ever actually accomplished anything productive.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2017 03:52 PM (wB8Tg)

502 But NeverTrumps assured me that Ivanka and Cohn were NOT going to allow this!!

REEEEEEEE!!

Posted by: Dancing Queen at June 01, 2017 03:52 PM (mZLmb)

503 Chuck Todd looks to be choking on his words

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2017 03:52 PM (J+eG2)

504 you can but nipples are safer. They're almost innocent. They're the Emojis of the Breasts.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (8rNrN)
==============

Spinners are classy!

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2017 03:52 PM (Pqytn)

505 When it's time to change you got to rearrange
Who you are into what you're gonna be

Nanana nanana na na na
Na na na na na!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 01, 2017 03:52 PM (s/EUv)

506 Back in the 1970s I walked into an all night restaurant on Broad Street in Richmond Va at about 2:00 AM. There was one couple already there: Greg Allman and Cher.

I saw Cher go from relaxed and laughing with her boyfriend to a stiffer "dealing with the public" mode. I figured they weren't in there to talk to me - if they wanted to talk to the public they would have been there at 2:00PM not 2:00AM - so I left them alone. I sat down in a booth and I was able to read their lips. Cher said "Doesn't he know who we are?" Greg looked at me and said: "He knows who we are - he is just giving us privacy."

After I finished eating breakfast I gave them some polite applause on my way out of the restaurant. Greg said "I told you he knew who we were."

R.I.P. Greg Allman.

Posted by: An Observation at June 01, 2017 03:52 PM (Nfuda)

507 My nips are so hard, they just tore holes in my t-shirt.
Posted by: Jane D'oh




Pics!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2017 03:52 PM (U2rG9)

508 Alright. If you start mentioning nipples and clits, I'm going to need to take the rest of the day off.

My problem is inconspicuously trying to walk out of the office with a hat on my dick.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 03:52 PM (xWT2T)

509 What's this covfefe thing? I missed it.

Posted by: SLB at June 01, 2017 03:52 PM (Jcg9Q)

510 My schadenboner's so big, it's using Saturn's rings as a cock piercing.


Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2017 03:53 PM (NyJwR)

511 Finally, my day has come!

Posted by: Pittsburgh Hilton at June 01, 2017 03:53 PM (DMUuz)

512 the biggest f'n deal about this is it shows Trump is not bending. You know, he's been under assault for months with BS and he's not bending to get along.

Makes ya wonder what else is in store, winning-wise.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 01, 2017 03:53 PM (g9A94)

513 496 CNN has the Dow Jones split thing going on. i think they expect it to drop like a stone as he speaks....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2017 03:52 PM (7uYFy)


I bet they're 180 out - I suspect the DJIA will skyrocket.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 03:53 PM (SRKgf)

514 He kept hitting home "putting Ameica first" theme" which is music to our ears. Libs will be contemptuously spitting out "nativist" next day or so.

Also wasn't there some "America First" group that wanted to keep us from fighting the Nazis?

Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2017 03:53 PM (1BQGO)

515 And how the f*ck does someone "reject the future"? Weren't we past the point of being able to stop the future four or five years ago?

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at June 01, 2017 03:53 PM (fD1ST)

516 Chuck Todd, "Its just a little ice cream."

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 01, 2017 03:53 PM (HCnEB)

517 Sad day.



The Paris Accord wasn't strong enough, but at least it recognized
there was a problem. To see people cheering this is just surreal. Have
you guys no shame? Do you hate the world that much?


...
Posted by: E
====


Don't ungh...stop.


*fap fap fap*

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 01, 2017 03:53 PM (C52a9)

518 >>>>
446 You must not have met AtC and the other 'ettes....
.
.
.Yep....not to mention that someone had dump trucks full of sand up their vagina yesterday.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 01, 2017 03:53 PM (le7jz)

519 you can but nipples are safer. They're almost innocent. They're the Emojis of the Breasts.
Posted by: ace


My nipples are so hard that science just had to recalculate the Mohs Scale so it goes to 11.

Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2017 03:53 PM (DQ4Fv)

520 Even my nipples are hard. My nipples are so hard they look like little dicks who want to pick up a couple of very small but plump women and do them side-by-side like Bob Crane and Carpy in Auto-Focus.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2017 03:53 PM (8rNrN)

521 I laugh at the "China still stands by it" crap.

They're burning All the Coal and building artificial islands in the South China Sea at...what elevation, again?

Do those strike anyone as the acts of a state that actually believes any of the AGW bollocks?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 01, 2017 03:53 PM (AM1GF)

522 "Climate Change" "global warming" is a hoax designed to legitimize the global takeover of the US.

I thank God for Trump. We still have a chance.

Posted by: booknlass at June 01, 2017 03:53 PM (v7o4i)

523
The Paris Accord wasn't strong enough, but at least it recognized there was a problem. To see people cheering this is just surreal. Have you guys no shame? Do you hate the world that much?

.....

Eh, I spend a large amount of my income supporting wildlife conservation in the US. I see the money we would be spending for the Paris scam as coming directly out of the pockets of the programs I support.

Posted by: stace gets two scoops at June 01, 2017 03:53 PM (AHcCm)

524 Fox Business just put a quote from Barry - This administration joins a handful a nations that rejects the future.

He should fly around the world and apologize.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 03:53 PM (oVJmc)

525 Did the Dow Jones just reach its highest value yet?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 03:53 PM (eSx+E)

526 474 Only thing he could have done better is to pull out the ream of paper containing the Paris accord, throw it on the ground and then piss on it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (jxbfJ)

That's what the delay was about, Pence was talking him out of that. "Too soon, sir."

Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2017 03:53 PM (7HtZB)

527 It's over.

FBN
*click*

Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2017 03:53 PM (l4aLi)

528 So the I identified sources were once again wrong? Inconceivable!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2017 03:53 PM (kTF2Z)

529 Granted I have no juice at all here, but I would think this would pass muster with the AoSHQ Style Guide (in draft).
Posted by: DocJ at June 01, 2017 03:51 PM (NYS7S)


"Phrasing" is SOOOOO dead around here.

Posted by: filbert at June 01, 2017 03:54 PM (s5o+q)

530 503 Chuck Todd looks to be choking on his words
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2017 03:52 PM (J+eG2)


His words? Or is it Trump's barbed cock?

Posted by: Iblis at June 01, 2017 03:54 PM (9221z)

531 "Spinners are classy!"

Nature's own Fidget Spinners!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 01, 2017 03:54 PM (J+eG2)

532 497 "This administration joins a handful a nations that rejects the future."

Yet another vapid grunt under the guise of sophistication from SCoaMF. "Reject the future." Yes, we are rejecting the future and going backwards in time. The Donald has absconded with Ace's time machine and set the clock to, oh, I dunno, Ice Age. And that's where we are going. But with hypermelting.

The idiocy is unrelenting.

*******

embracing the future sure seems to involve a lot of inbred savages rapefugeeing across nations

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 01, 2017 03:54 PM (g9A94)

533 489>> Pictures, otherwise it's just smack talkin...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 01, 2017 03:54 PM (i0ykY)

534 Andre Mitchell, "Its just a little ice cream."

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 01, 2017 03:54 PM (HCnEB)

535 unidentified sources. Jeez.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2017 03:54 PM (kTF2Z)

536 Posted by: E at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM (WWEHF)

Get back to me when you learn how to stop volcanic eruptions, dummy.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 01, 2017 03:54 PM (4ErVI)

537 Posted by: E at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM (WWEHF)

Its a scam.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 03:54 PM (oVJmc)

538

Trump is turning this ship around.

Amen.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 03:54 PM (fceHP)

539 Shep just ended with America joins Nicaragua and Syria as the only nations on earth not in the Paris Accords.. good!

He failed to mention that the USA was going to end up paying for the rest of those countries to go on polluting and burning carbon and whatever the hell they wanted to do.. China and India most especially.. Obama was such a great dealer wasn't he?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 01, 2017 03:54 PM (so+oy)

540 "Big business is all butthurt over this decision. Why the hell are they supporting it?"

Graft.

Early on in the AGW scare, the ecoholic left announced that, to increase the chances of survival of the Erf, there would have to be wholesale confiscations and shutdowns of oil refineries and chemical plants. This was greeted with sullen silence from the businesses which own those things.

Then, a bit later, came the further announcement from the left that, for the common good, and to ease the "transition" to renewables, owners of refineries and chemical plants would have to be generously compensated at public expense for those shutdowns.

This garnered a much more friendly response from industry than had the original proposal. Especially from those firms which owned a disproportionate number of aging, technically obsolete plants which were going to have to be shut down shortly in any event, and which could now be very profitably monetized *and* held up as proof of "green" bona fides.

Such suddenly enthusiastic firms included Tata Steel (Rajendra Pachauri, former head of the IPCC, having been a Tata apparatchik) and Huntsman Chemical (family scion Jon having been quite vocal as a Republican candidate about the evils of global warming).

Posted by: torquewrench at June 01, 2017 03:54 PM (ujwCG)

541 We can't control the borders but we can control the heavens -- idiot lefties

Posted by: Dancing Queen at June 01, 2017 03:54 PM (mZLmb)

542 >>>>>496 CNN has the Dow Jones split thing going on. i think they expect it to drop like a stone as he speaks....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2017 03:52 PM (7uYFy)



I bet they're 180 out - I suspect the DJIA will skyrocket.
.
.
.It is up +133 as we speak.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 01, 2017 03:54 PM (le7jz)

543
This administration joins a handful a nations that rejects the future.


This sounds awful familiar. obama said something nearly identical to this....what the hell was it?? Something about Islam and us muslim-phobes.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 01, 2017 03:55 PM (T5Jgi)

544 CNN has the Dow Jones split thing going on. i think they expect it to drop like a stone as he speaks....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2017 03:52 PM (7uYFy)

-------------

It's closed. All-time high. So suck it envirowienies.

Posted by: Soona at June 01, 2017 03:55 PM (ZVu8U)

545 >>"This administration joins a handful a nations that rejects the future."




You mad about your legacy being TrumpSmashed, bro?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2017 03:55 PM (NOIQH)

546 [511 Finally, my day has come!
Posted by: Pittsburgh Hilton


For some reason, this is my favorite comment today so far.

Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2017 03:55 PM (DQ4Fv)

547 Fox Business just put a quote from Barry - This administration joins a handful a nations that rejects the future.



He should fly around the world and apologize.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 03:53 PM (oVJmc)


In an ultralight. For Gaia.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2017 03:55 PM (PY9jH)

548 The MAJOR reason I voted for Trump was the SCOTUS.

He nominated a decent guy. I'm hoping for at least one more there.

The second reason? EFF YOU to everyone- democrats, republicans, politicians, the system and liberals.

Everything else is gravy.

BTW.. this is amazing.

So glad to see someone in the world is basing their decisions in reality rather than Liberal Happy Fun Delusionworld

Posted by: shibumi at June 01, 2017 03:55 PM (aT+Bx)

549 The Paris Accord wasn't strong enough, but at
least it recognized there was a problem. To see people cheering this is
just surreal. Have you guys no shame? Do you hate the world that much?





You damn skippy we do!



But ... you sound ... concerned. Amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (SRKgf)

What problem?


The problem of us proles getting to keep our own damn money and being able to afford the energy that makes our lives infinitely better and easier?

Cause that is the only "problem" this accord would address.

Posted by: redbanzai at June 01, 2017 03:55 PM (rAIG/)

550 New rule: it's not gay if you lust after Trump.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 01, 2017 03:55 PM (fKWf6)

551 >>>You know, he's been under assault for months with BS and he's not bending to get along.


it's in his interest to not bend. Remember Obama's Stray Voltage theory -- if you're getting hit on a scandal or incompetency, inject a controversial (but not scandalous) political statement or action into the forefront of the national discussion.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2017 03:55 PM (8rNrN)

552 Master Troller, President Trump.

Posted by: m at June 01, 2017 03:55 PM (VgThI)

553 CNN is giving Obama so much mention. HES NOT THE FUCKING PRESIDENT ANYMORE!

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2017 03:55 PM (7uYFy)

554 The Paris Accord wasn't strong enough, but at least it recognized there was a problem. To see people cheering this is just surreal. Have you guys no shame? Do you hate the world that much?

Hmmmm..... let's see.....

*taps chin and ponders*

Yeah. Fuck you.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at June 01, 2017 03:55 PM (gqTYw)

555 nd how the f*ck does someone "reject the future"? Weren't we past the
point of being able to stop the future four or five years ago?
***
The FNM told us there would be no more snow after 2011 or something like that in 2006.

Of course that has proven to be a tiny bit, slightly....

a huge pack of f***ing lies.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 03:55 PM (eSx+E)

556 >>you can but nipples are safer.


When the tits are calm, sure.

but, you don't want to back them into a corner when they're hysterical.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2017 03:55 PM (8LW4K)

557 Trump is denying scientific truth -- says same peeps who claim having a penis doesn't necessarily make you male

Posted by: Dancing Queen at June 01, 2017 03:55 PM (mZLmb)

558 Sad day.

The Paris Accord wasn't strong enough, but at least it recognized there was a problem. To see people cheering this is just surreal. Have you guys no shame? Do you hate the world that much?

BTW, to the "God will save us from climate change" crowd, the Bible never says that humans are incapable of causing large scale damage to the planet, animals, and each other. He won't cause a worldwide flood that kills everything again. That's about the only relevant promise to be found in actual scripture. Disasters short of that, including man made ones, are still on the table.
Posted by: E at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM (WWEHF)



Concern status:

[ x ] Black beaches full of sand up there.

Also now I want to listen to Blinking Lights and Other Revelations.

Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 01, 2017 03:55 PM (mf5HN)

559 Has anyone coined #Covfexit yet?

If not, I just did. I don't twiddle, so feel free to use it all you want.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at June 01, 2017 03:56 PM (fD1ST)

560 The Paris treaty wouldn't do anything but at least it looked like we were trying why can't yoh see that you guyz!?!?!?

Posted by: Rick Wilson at June 01, 2017 03:56 PM (FqgrG)

561 CNN acting butthurt that Trump didn't even listen to Ivanka!

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2017 03:56 PM (7uYFy)

562 damn, I couldn't remember if it was Chris Knight or Chris McKnight so I emulated the Conqueror King Trump and just rolled the dice.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2017 03:51 PM (8rNrN) fnord (8rNrN)


Hey, no need to apologize, man. A *lot* of people have serious search engine allergies.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2017 03:56 PM (wB8Tg)

563 543
This administration joins a handful a nations that rejects the future.


This sounds awful familiar. obama said something nearly identical to this....what the hell was it?? Something about Islam and us muslim-phobes.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 01, 2017 03:55 PM (T5Jgi)

============

I just think it's awesome that some people can so clearly see what the future is.

Think they'll tell me who'll win the next few Super Bowls?

Maybe they can send me the information in some sort of sports almanac?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2017 03:56 PM (viSzi)

564 296 280 Who is Chris McKnight?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 03:39 PM (2qHjF)

Real Genius reference. Val Kilmer's character.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2017 03:40 PM (ycWCI)

Now it makes sense. I know 1 person with the elephant brain power who would know this and be able to recall it. 1. And he passed the bar in his middle 30's 2 weeks after registering for it without studying.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 03:56 PM (2qHjF)

565 I'm, the Dow started soaring right before the president spoke and rose right through the speech.

This is good for business and the economy.

See how the Liberals cheer against the country for their political gods?

But they lost because of the Russians

*Makes OK sign with hand*

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 03:56 PM (xWT2T)

566 17 Sad day.
The Paris Accord wasn't strong enough, but at least it recognized
there was a problem. To see people cheering this is just surreal. Have
you guys no shame? Do you hate the world that much?
Posted by: E
====

There is no global warming or climate change problem.

have you no soul? no fucking sense? Are you so brain-dead to be unable to understand what President Trump just plainly stated? are you unable to hear?

Or do you hate America that much?

Posted by: booknlass at June 01, 2017 03:56 PM (v7o4i)

567 How do like them two scoops?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 01, 2017 03:56 PM (Nwg0u)

568 Alright. If you start mentioning nipples and clits, I'm going to need to take the rest of the day off.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 03:52 PM


See #202.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2017 03:57 PM (DMUuz)

569 I'm sure those on the Left who condemned Griffin for her photo are rethinking that position. They didn't mean it in the first place so now they can be real.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 01, 2017 03:57 PM (Vf2XA)

570 Needs a blond flaming skull.

Posted by: OCBill at June 01, 2017 03:57 PM (df+Zi)

571 as completely UN Trump-like as this is (you know ... Pulling Out ... withdrawing ... and other UN manly activities) ... this is such great news!

Posted by: WaldoTJ (in Texas) at June 01, 2017 03:57 PM (M1MpJ)

572
BTW, to the "God will save us from climate change" crowd,


There's your strawman.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 03:57 PM (oVJmc)

573
Okay I got it.

Here's another stupid obama quote on the future:

"The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 01, 2017 03:57 PM (T5Jgi)

574 I'm sitting in the breakroom reading this, holding back tears of joy.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at June 01, 2017 03:57 PM (sHhzR)

575 My dick got so hard it just altered space-time.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2017 03:57 PM (b6H0C)

576 555 nd how the f*ck does someone "reject the future"? Weren't we past the
point of being able to stop the future four or five years ago?
***
The FNM told us there would be no more snow after 2011 or something like that in 2006.

Of course that has proven to be a tiny bit, slightly....

a huge pack of f***ing lies.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 03:55 PM (eSx+E)

==============

How does being wrong all the time diminish their believability in any way shape or form?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2017 03:57 PM (viSzi)

577 "Donald Trump has said 'No' to the plaudits of men." --EPA Administrator.

So let it be written.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 01, 2017 03:57 PM (H5rtT)

578 The second reason? EFF YOU to everyone- democrats, republicans, politicians, the system and liberals.
***
I'm hoping for a 10,000% tax increase on anything labeled organic next.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 03:57 PM (eSx+E)

579 He dun dood it.

My schadenboner is so bigly I can't walk.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at June 01, 2017 03:57 PM (mJExs)

580 I wonder what kind of gov't subsidies Elon Musk gets.

Posted by: mallfly the expert at June 01, 2017 03:57 PM (ILitO)

581 Hillary +5 in Ohio.

Looks like an early night for Trump.

Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2017 03:57 PM (7HtZB)

582 Meanwhile, "True Conservatives" who long opposed it are now backtracking and suggesting maybe we should stay in.

Even Hitler occasionally made non-evil decisions. Opposing him when you (would normally) agree with him only weakens your argument when he actually does something you can't accept. I mean, if Trump told the never Trump crowd not to stab themselves in the face, what would they do?

I mean, I pretty much hated Obama, if he'd taken us out of this agreement rather than put us into it, I would calmly accept it and perhaps even experience a rare feeling that perhaps he wasn't a complete buffoon after all. But. Well. He did sign us up for it.

Posted by: DaveM at June 01, 2017 03:57 PM (FNtbC)

583 Yes, the Paris Accord wasn't strong enough.

Yes, that was the problem.

That's why Americans are cheering. Because it wasn't strong enough.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at June 01, 2017 03:58 PM (fD1ST)

584 There's a "reporter" named Mary Landers who writes climate change bullshit for our local fish wrap. This will be all over the front page tomorrow, with the usual hysterical headlines.

Savannah will be completely underwater in a few years, thanks to Donny Two Scoops.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2017 03:58 PM (PY9jH)

585 OK.

You pulled out.

Now.

FINISH IT.

Posted by: Peter North at June 01, 2017 03:58 PM (8LW4K)

586
BOOM!

Posted by: Michael Bay at June 01, 2017 03:58 PM (t6XCL)

587
JJ Sefton said:
My dick made the Keseel Run in an eighth of a parsec.
I hate fucking Star Wars.
Doesn't anyone realize anymore that a <I> PARSEC </I> is a UNIT OF DISTANCE ???!?!
So how exactly do you make a "run" -in a smuggler ship one assumes it is a journey in an eighth of a <unit of measure>
Bah.
Amateurs.

Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at June 01, 2017 03:58 PM (HPNqc)

588
obama's musings on the Future:

"The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam."


"This administration joins a handful a nations that rejects the future. "

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 01, 2017 03:58 PM (T5Jgi)

589 Finally, my day has come!
Posted by: Pittsburgh Hilton

For some reason, this is my favorite comment today so far.
Posted by: zombie at June 01, 2017 03:55 PM (DQ4Fv)



Me too. It made me laugh like an idiot.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2017 03:58 PM (NyJwR)

590 My favorite part of the speech that I watched was when Trump cited the "experts" claimed if FULLY implemented, this agreement would lower the Earth's temperature 2/10ths of 1 degree in the year 2100.

I'm sort of agnostic on if human activity has any effect at all, but if "their" side is saying it's 2/10ths of one degree over 80 years, what are we even arguing about?

Posted by: Maritime at June 01, 2017 03:58 PM (SCkw/)

591 I'm going to raise a toast of some George Dickel to our president. He's got the stones to take on the conventional "wisdom" and do what's right for this nation.

Man-caused global warming/climate change/global cooling/whatever is a scam. The science isn't "settled." Real science never is.

Go do some burnouts to celebrate. Revel in the tears of the weasels who'd ruin our economy to lower the global temperature by an insignificant amount.

Posted by: grizzledcoastie at June 01, 2017 03:58 PM (FMgad)

592 566
There is no global warming or climate change problem.

have you no soul? no fucking sense? Are you so brain-dead to be unable to understand what President Trump just plainly stated? are you unable to hear?

Or do you hate America that much?
Posted by: booknlass at June 01, 2017 03:56 PM (v7o4i)

============

He's so afraid of climate change that he's planning on buying a multi-million dollar house right on the beach.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2017 03:58 PM (viSzi)

593 Every time I hear Barry talk about the future, I think of that song in Cabaret.

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2017 03:58 PM (Pqytn)

594 I want to see George Will, who quite eloquently attacked the Global Warming scam and pointed out its many contradictions a few years ago (for was mercilessly attacked by the left) now bow down and thank Trump .

Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2017 03:58 PM (1BQGO)

595 This administration joins a handful a nations that rejects the future.
***
Said the previous version of the "European Union" about America in 1941...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 03:58 PM (eSx+E)

596 We need a flaming globe graphic.

Posted by: Dang at June 01, 2017 03:59 PM (8b+oT)

597 TRUMP PULLS OUT!!
POPE: "SLAP IN THE FACE!"

uh, that wasn't a slap..........
Posted by: Roland THTG


You'll have to excuse the fraud. He's not used to getting a hot wet one right in the puss.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2017 03:59 PM (udajc)

598 >>Shep just ended with America joins Nicaragua and Syria as the only nations on earth not in the Paris Accords.. good!



Aaaand this it's just another application of science = consensus.
It doesn't matter who else signs or rejects it.
We don't do things like this to join the cool kids, Shep.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2017 03:59 PM (NOIQH)

599 >> My dick is so hard...


Shep Smith's ears are ringing.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2017 03:59 PM (8LW4K)

Posted by: polar bears at June 01, 2017 03:59 PM (C52a9)

601

this is one reason europe is so scared of trump

he won't give them money like a pez dispenser

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 03:59 PM (fceHP)

602 566 17 Sad day.
The Paris Accord wasn't strong enough, but at least it recognized
there was a problem. To see people cheering this is just surreal. Have
you guys no shame? Do you hate the world that much?
Posted by: E
====

There is no global warming or climate change problem.

have you no soul? no fucking sense? Are you so brain-dead to be unable to understand what President Trump just plainly stated? are you unable to hear?

Or do you hate America that much?
Posted by: booknlass at June 01, 2017 03:56 PM (v7o4i)

Simpler... E hates US that much...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 01, 2017 03:59 PM (NgKpN)

603 you know who else rejected the future by pulling out of a treaty?

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 01, 2017 03:59 PM (g9A94)

604 582 Meanwhile, "True Conservatives" who long opposed it are now backtracking and suggesting maybe we should stay in.

Even Hitler occasionally made non-evil decisions. Opposing him when you (would normally) agree with him only weakens your argument when he actually does something you can't accept. I mean, if Trump told the never Trump crowd not to stab themselves in the face, what would they do?

I mean, I pretty much hated Obama, if he'd taken us out of this agreement rather than put us into it, I would calmly accept it and perhaps even experience a rare feeling that perhaps he wasn't a complete buffoon after all. But. Well. He did sign us up for it.
Posted by: DaveM at June 01, 2017 03:57 PM (FNtbC)

===============

Has Sean Davis' piece taking apart Jennifer Rubin from earlier been mentioned yet?

Because it's kind of awesome.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2017 03:59 PM (viSzi)

Posted by: penguins at June 01, 2017 03:59 PM (C52a9)

606
Only obama gets to decide what's best for Future!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 01, 2017 03:59 PM (T5Jgi)

607 This administration joins a handful a nations that rejects the future.

"The Future", according to this dunce, seems to consist entirely of one group of people perpetually stomping their jack-boot onto the neck of another group of people, forever, for their own good (of course).

So, yeah, he can go fvck himself, with a pineapple, sideways.

Posted by: DocJ at June 01, 2017 03:59 PM (NYS7S)

608 Can we at least get a flaming pile of leaves or smokestack on this post ?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 03:59 PM (xWT2T)

609
I'm so reversing this when I'm elected president in 2020.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2017 03:59 PM (t6XCL)

610 My dick got so hard it just altered space-time.

Posted by: ScoggDog


Can you get it to fix the blog clock please?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 01, 2017 04:00 PM (AM1GF)

611 I was elected to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris.


I like this.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 01, 2017 04:00 PM (Cy3RJ)

612 This administration joins a handful a nations that rejects the future.
__________________

Barry's vision of "the future" is a world in which Americans beg and grovel for forgiveness for having once been successful and free, and hamstring ourselves and our industries while pouring endless streams of money into the coffers of corrupt, hostile third-world nations in the name of "social justice."

No thanks, Barry.

Thanks again, Trump! Still not tired of all the winning!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2017 04:00 PM (riF5p)

613 Shep just ended with America joins Nicaragua and Syria as the only nations on earth not in the Paris Accords..

-
That's funny because you usually don't think of those two countries as having their shit together.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 01, 2017 04:00 PM (Nwg0u)

614 Shep just ended with America joins Nicaragua and Syria as the only nations on earth not in the Paris Accords.. good!



Aaaand this it's just another application of science = consensus.
It doesn't matter who else signs or rejects it.
We don't do things like this to join the cool kids, Shep.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2017 03:59 PM (NOIQH)


exactly

America is America
not "european"
there is a reason for that

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 04:00 PM (fceHP)

615 >>uh, that wasn't a slap..........


Style Guide says : the Maine Hello is a type of Dickslap.


Will allow it.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2017 04:00 PM (8LW4K)

616 I've finally learned my lesson. Unless Trump says it himself and I see it, then it is bullshit.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 04:00 PM (2qHjF)

Posted by: tiny, cute baby harp seals at June 01, 2017 04:00 PM (C52a9)

618 America is out of this treaty....I seem to recall the left telling us that even if say our enemies rejected the Geneva conventions that was no reason for us to stop following it....

So...can we expect Europe will stay in and follow the treaty without us?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 04:01 PM (eSx+E)

619 590 My favorite part of the speech that I watched was when Trump cited the "experts" claimed if FULLY implemented, this agreement would lower the Earth's temperature 2/10ths of 1 degree in the year 2100.

I'm sort of agnostic on if human activity has any effect at all, but if "their" side is saying it's 2/10ths of one degree over 80 years, what are we even arguing about?
Posted by: Maritime at June 01, 2017 03:58 PM (SCkw/)

==============

Well, it's obvious that they know absolutely everything that's going to happen in the next 80 years. So, I'm just wondering when they send me my sports almanac.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2017 04:01 PM (viSzi)

620 587
JJ Sefton said:
My dick made the Keseel Run in an eighth of a parsec.
I hate fucking Star Wars.
Doesn't anyone realize anymore that a PARSEC is a UNIT OF DISTANCE ???!?!
So how exactly do you make a "run" -in a smuggler ship one assumes it is a journey in an eighth of a
Bah.
Amateurs.
Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at June 01, 2017 03:58 PM (HPNqc)


http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Kessel_Run

Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2017 04:01 PM (7HtZB)

621 With one swoop, another Obungo legacy wiped off the map of eternity.

Cheering wildly from my castle!

My President Trump. God protect him.

The MSM run and hide in their hysteria of all the campaign promises kept...I hope their teeth are ground to nubs, their bodies riddled with nervous hives and herpes, and their minds in a continuous loop of fear.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 01, 2017 04:01 PM (fq4ih)

622 Man-caused global warming/climate change/global cooling/whatever is a scam. The science isn't "settled." Real science never is.

Go do some burnouts to celebrate. Revel in the tears of the weasels who'd ruin our economy to lower the global temperature by an insignificant amount.




Burn a tire. Poke holes in a freon line of an old refrigerator.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2017 04:01 PM (U2rG9)

623 So we're all Trumpsters now?

Not just "he sucks just a little less than Hillary."

During the campaign he laid out what he'd do, and he's mostly done it except for what he needs Congress to pass, and I expect that a lot of that's to come.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 01, 2017 04:01 PM (+7/1f)

624 CNN is giving Obama so much mention. HES NOT THE FUCKING PRESIDENT ANYMORE!

--

He's certainly busy racking up a massive carbon footprint with his constant travels and his newly acquired $8.1 million mansion.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 01, 2017 04:01 PM (mQ0Mc)

625 this is one reason europe is so scared of trump


he won't give them money like a pez dispenser
--

THIS.

Instead, PDT is more like "I noticed you're behind on your NATO payments. We've added a very reasonable 18.5% APR to the bill."

Posted by: shibumi at June 01, 2017 04:01 PM (aT+Bx)

626

Obama's Legacy

Mom jeans

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 04:01 PM (fceHP)

627 I'm so reversing this when I'm elected president in 2020.
Posted by: Joe Biden

A glue jar in every pot!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 01, 2017 04:01 PM (Nwg0u)

628 I was watching the Livestream and not reading these comments.... what did you all think about the several references to "getting back in it if we can get a better deal"? That's the only thing that gave me even a little pause....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 01, 2017 04:01 PM (jjaLl)

629 yeah, good point trivial puruser...

the future we're rejecting is the mirage that the left's been selling for a century. We'll reject your fantasy and stay focused on the real reals.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 01, 2017 04:01 PM (g9A94)

630 Why are you so passive? Because you feel guilty. Why do you feel so guilty? BECAUSE YOU ARE DESTROYING THE FUTURE OF THIS PLANET.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 01, 2017 04:01 PM (vRcUp)

631 Their tears are delicious:

https://tinyurl.com/ybukwwke

Posted by: phineas gage at June 01, 2017 04:02 PM (XsVWn)

632 I hate fucking Star Wars.
Doesn't anyone realize anymore that a <I> PARSEC </I> is a UNIT OF DISTANCE ???!?!
So how exactly do you make a "run" -in a smuggler ship one assumes it is a journey in an eighth of a <unit of measure>
Bah.
Amateurs.

Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at June 01, 2017 03:58 PM (HPNqc)


Eight parsecs. The retcon was that the Kessel Run involves passing through an area with several black holes. Fast ships can use a more direct route, skimming closer to a black hole.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 01, 2017 04:02 PM (fKWf6)

633 Posted by: E at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM (WWEHF)


In case you missed it, Man has ZERO effect on the climate.

Please retrieve your footwear maintenance storage unit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 04:02 PM (mbhDw)

634 Thews? Awesome, Ace -- haven't seen that since, I think, the older Piers Anthony "Xanth" novels of my misspent youth

Thanks for the smile -- and Shep SHOULDN'T get that pony, you know he wouldn't clean up after it or feed it.

Posted by: acethepug at June 01, 2017 04:02 PM (539ql)

635 I am serial.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 01, 2017 04:02 PM (vRcUp)

636 be back later.

WOOOO-HOOOOOO!

ALL RIGHT!

Posted by: booknlass at June 01, 2017 04:02 PM (v7o4i)

637 >>I want to see George Will, who quite eloquently attacked the Global
Warming scam and pointed out its many contradictions a few years ago
(for was mercilessly attacked by the left) now bow down and thank Trump .


Have you seen the WashPost's "conservative" columnist Jen Rubin's then and now tweets on this?

https://twitter.com/The_Keks_Army/status/870317410947092480

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2017 04:02 PM (NOIQH)

638 Well, it's obvious that they know absolutely everything that's going to happen in the next 80 years.




But they can't tell us if it's gonna rain this weekend.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2017 04:02 PM (U2rG9)

639 Instead, PDT is more like "I noticed you're behind on your NATO payments. We've added a very reasonable 18.5% APR to the bill."

Posted by: shibumi at June 01, 2017 04:01 PM (aT+Bx)
===========

LOL

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2017 04:02 PM (Pqytn)

640 613 Shep just ended with America joins Nicaragua and Syria as the only nations on earth not in the Paris Accords.
__________________________________

Well, if Lichtenstein and Burkina Faso jumped off a bridge. . .

Posted by: Half-naked Lady Riding a Pig That Farts at June 01, 2017 04:02 PM (4AVeu)

641 Instead, PDT is more like "I noticed you're behind on your NATO payments. We've added a very reasonable 18.5% APR to the bill."


Posted by: shibumi at June 01, 2017 04:01 PM (aT+Bx)


"Mr. Mattis is here to collect payment. He accepts cash, check... or thumbs."

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 01, 2017 04:03 PM (fKWf6)

642 I wonder what kind of gov't subsidies Elon Musk gets.

He was counting on getting all kinds of 'electric car' development subsidies, as well as a lot of other tech, to boot, I'll wager.

Which he would then be able to patent and sell back to us for the next 100 years.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 04:03 PM (oVJmc)

643 what did you all think about the several references to "getting back in it if we can get a better deal"?
***
How about...we mine the coal, and you Europeans pay us 4 times the going rate for it to use natural gas instead.

That'll save the Erf, right?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 04:03 PM (eSx+E)

644
I wonder what kind of gov't subsidies Elon Musk gets.


Posted by: mallfly the expert at June 01, 2017 03:57 PM (ILitO)

According to the LA Times... almost $5 billion worth of sweet, sweet OPM* as of 2015. http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-hy-musk-subsidies-20150531-story.html

*other peoples' money (mainly yours and mine)

Posted by: redbanzai at June 01, 2017 04:03 PM (rAIG/)

645 So can we expect Polar Bears riding icebergs to NY soon? Cause that would be cool.

Posted by: Some damn moron at June 01, 2017 04:03 PM (E8apb)

646 610 My dick got so hard it just altered space-time.
Posted by: ScoggDog

Can you get it to fix the blog clock please?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 01, 2017 04:00 PM (AM1GF)


When I'm good and ready. Right now ... I'm heading to the Tavern. Because I can.

Posted by: ScoggDog's Space-Time Altering Dick at June 01, 2017 04:03 PM (So0JQ)

647 The whole Accord will fall apart because there isnt anyone left to pay into their graft scheme.

Honestly I'm not surprised the MsM covered up that bit of stealing from the American people.

But I'm sure any day now there will be an MSM expose on how in the waning days of his administration, Obama stole millions from the military and put it into a global warming slush fund.

Any day.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 04:03 PM (xWT2T)

648
Instead, PDT is more like "I noticed you're behind on your NATO payments. We've added a very reasonable 18.5% APR to the bill."




Posted by: shibumi at June 01, 2017 04:01 PM (aT+Bx)



"Mr. Mattis is here to collect payment. He accepts cash, check... or thumbs."


Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 01, 2017 04:03 PM (fKWf6)


LOL

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2017 04:03 PM (PY9jH)

649 I am going to ask Bruce Springsteen to write a song called 'Planetkillers'.

Posted by: Al Gore at June 01, 2017 04:03 PM (vRcUp)

650 632 Eight parsecs. The retcon was that the Kessel Run involves passing through an area with several black holes. Fast ships can use a more direct route, skimming closer to a black hole.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 01, 2017 04:02 PM (fKWf6)

=============

Yeah, Han took a short route.

It might have started with Lucas not knowing what a parsec was, thinking it was a unit of time, but he's since explained that it's about finding a shorter route.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2017 04:04 PM (viSzi)

651 this is one reason europe is so scared of trump


he won't give them money like a pez dispenser
--

THIS.

Instead, PDT is more like "I noticed you're behind on your NATO payments. We've added a very reasonable 18.5% APR to the bill."




"Nice country you've got there. Be a shame if something were to happen to it."

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2017 04:04 PM (U2rG9)

652 "581 Hillary +5 in Ohio.

Looks like an early night for Trump.
Posted by: josephistan"


LOL. Is E really just Bill Wynn?

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 01, 2017 04:04 PM (OD2ni)

653 The Paris Accord wasn't strong enough, but at least it recognized there was a problem. To see people cheering this is just surreal. Have you guys no shame? Do you hate the world that much?


I think that liberalism causes global warming. And I will have the model to prove it.

T(t) = T1 * (#liberals at t/#liberals at t1) * some arbitrary constant to be specified later.

It's science!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 04:04 PM (SRKgf)

654 Lou Dobbs is going to be epic tonight. There may be actual parallamas.


I mean, if Trump told the never Trump crowd not to stab themselves in the face, what would they do?

Posted by: DaveM at June 01, 2017 03:57 PM (FNtbC)


Do not taunt Happy Fun Alex.

Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 01, 2017 04:04 PM (mf5HN)

655 Daily Kos is an awesome read right now. They have a list of quotes of leftys who disagree with it and it is fantastic

Posted by: Biig Al Fredo at June 01, 2017 04:04 PM (iWo0u)

656 Nicaragua and Syria are in good company. Dumb asses don't know we aren't in a number of treaties that the world is in. We don't relinquish our sovereignty. Bottom line.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 01, 2017 04:04 PM (Vf2XA)

657 oh b.y Josh Earnest on MSNBC. Now showing a quote from Barky

nevermind, here's an actual quote from Barky (from elsewhere)

"The nations that remain in the Paris Agreement will be the nations that
reap the benefits in jobs and industries created. I believe the United
States of America should be at the front of the pack. But even in the
absence of American leadership; even as this Administration joins a
small handful of nations that reject the future; I'm confident that our
states, cities, and businesses will step up and do even more to lead the
way, and help protect for future generations the one planet we've got."

I'd like to see Trump bet Obama a million bucks as to who will be better of in, say, 2020.

Posted by: mallfly the expert at June 01, 2017 04:04 PM (ILitO)

658 437 Sad day.

The Paris Accord wasn't strong enough, but at least it recognized there was a problem. To see people cheering this is just surreal. Have you guys no shame? Do you hate the world that much?

BTW, to the "God will save us from climate change" crowd, the Bible never says that humans are incapable of causing large scale damage to the planet, animals, and each other. He won't cause a worldwide flood that kills everything again. That's about the only relevant promise to be found in actual scripture. Disasters short of that, including man made ones, are still on the table.
Posted by: E at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM (WWEHF)

There's a strong emanation of "concern" here.

And "climate change" is only a problem if you're ignorant of about the last 10,000 years of human history. The pushers of this scam couldn't even tell you if it's warmer now than even the Holocene - they look at flawed models (of which the raw data and modeling techniques aren't even shared) and claim that CO2 is some kind of master regulator, even without proving that's the warmest ever now.

You want real problems to be concerned about? How about the upcoming debt crisis here in the West? How about mass migration in Europe altering demographics?

If things don't change dramatically for the better soon, this stupid agreement will be completely forgotten within next 10 or 20 years.

Posted by: The Institute at June 01, 2017 04:04 PM (nGsFZ)

659 Shep just ended with America joins Nicaragua and Syria as the only nations on earth not in the Paris Accords.
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So all the countries in the world that officially ban women from driving are on board with the Paris agreement?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 04:04 PM (eSx+E)

660 It's funny how the "everybody's in the accords" argument gets deployed, ignoring the accords-different-for-everybody thing.

Analogy:
"The whole freshman class is going to go out for pizza! And Jim here is going to pay for it."

The agreement of the rest of the freshman class that pizza is tits has precisely fuck all with whether Jim has to pay for it, because they're NOT BUYING ANY FUCKING PIZZA.

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 01, 2017 04:04 PM (eXSOZ)

661 So, per Obama, the US is back onto the wrong side of history.

And I'm loving it.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 01, 2017 04:04 PM (+7/1f)

662 When will we be relieved of this ethanol shit?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 01, 2017 04:04 PM (l4aLi)

663 what did you all think about the several references to "getting back in it if we can get a better deal"? That's the only thing that gave me even a little pause....

--

Likely just a squirt of Lidocaine for the butthurt set.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 01, 2017 04:05 PM (mQ0Mc)

664 During the campaign he laid out what he'd do, and he's mostly done it except for what he needs Congress to pass, and I expect that a lot of that's to come.


"There stand McConnell and Ryan, like a stone wall."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2017 04:05 PM (+GtGJ)

665 I still hate fucking Star Wars

Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at June 01, 2017 04:05 PM (HPNqc)

666
The Dow Jones close plus 135 points.
Wonder if President Bigly Thews had anything to do with it?

Posted by: YIKES! at June 01, 2017 04:05 PM (t6XCL)

667 Steyer particularly pisses me off. He apparently made his billions by front-running on government programs, i.e., gaming the system, without contributing anything worth a shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 03:49 PM (SRKgf)


and according to malkin in the video I linked above, he made a fortune in COAL!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 04:05 PM (fceHP)

668
Right, but one of the co-signers is Uzfuckinbeckistan which has a GNP of $3.50.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 01, 2017 04:05 PM (T5Jgi)

669 Looks like Trump decided to go full Andrew Jackson today.

Love how he gave a campaign speech as well for 2018 an 2020.

Why does the GOP hate Trump when he works to get them elected and to stay in power?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 04:05 PM (2qHjF)

670 Get ready for other nations to ditch the Paris BS. When they realize the US isn't going to pick up the check at their fancy dinner party they suddenly won't be feeling so hungry and won't order a thing.

Posted by: Dang at June 01, 2017 04:05 PM (8b+oT)

671 So sad I'm at work and can't covfefe in peace without being fired...

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 01, 2017 04:06 PM (t06LC)

672 Shep's pony just took a vacation to Neverland.

Covfefe bitches.

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guided at June 01, 2017 04:06 PM (oBuXO)

673 I am so bad that I hope my demented and CNN addicted MIL, who can't stand my President, has taken to the bed and waiting for the end of the world, the narrow world, as she sees it.

I am bad and don't care.

So thankful for President Trump and his courage.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 01, 2017 04:06 PM (fq4ih)

674 what did you all think about the several references to "getting back in it if we can get a better deal"? That's the only thing that gave me even a little pause....




Plausible deniability.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2017 04:06 PM (U2rG9)

675
If it hasn't been said already.
The balz on that guy.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 01, 2017 04:06 PM (t6XCL)

676 Looks like Trump decided to go full Andrew Jackson today.
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Is Elizabeth Warren leading her people to OK now?

Posted by: Obligatory at June 01, 2017 04:06 PM (eSx+E)

677 Vhy don't you admit it? He's too much of man for you. I know. You're going to need an army to beat him! You're finished. Fertig! Verfallen! Verlumpt! Verblunget! Verkackt!

Posted by: Lili Von Shtupp at June 01, 2017 04:06 PM (+7/1f)

678
Any climate accord that signs up 99% of the nations of the world, but is in danger of hopelessly collapsing because the US decided to opt out.....well, it ain't much of a treaty.

Unless of course, the whole idea is to hamstring the greatest fucking nation the world has ever seen, simply because the rest of the fucking world are a bunch of whiny cocksucking ingrates.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2017 04:07 PM (XWkhW)

679 Obama's Legacy

Mom jeans
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 04:01 PM (fceHP)



Girly throws. Girly weights. Spastic golf swings.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 04:07 PM (SRKgf)

680 And how the f*ck does someone "reject the future"?
--


Via mental Illness.

It's running rampant right now, like sunshine in Arizona.

Posted by: shibumi at June 01, 2017 04:07 PM (aT+Bx)

681 It's always great to hear from zombie. On any subject, just about.
Today has been extra special.

All respect to zombie. I'm sure we're all...thinking...of you.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 01, 2017 04:07 PM (H5rtT)

682 People who are already rich from scamming public policy and robbing taxpayers and who want to be richer using the global warming... err... global cooling... errr... CLIMATE CHANGE scam to pickpocket the public again. This group has the power and has used it over and over again.
Posted by: redbanzai at June 01, 2017 03:50 PM (rAIG/)


yes, they had all of their dominoes up, all their ducks in order

Trump just kicked the first domino. Many of their deals (and stock and bonds and currency) collapsed in one moment in the Rose Garden.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 04:07 PM (fceHP)

683 Can someone explain to my poor little brain how pulling out of the Paris Accord benefits the Russians and why Russia is so concerned with Jimmy Joe Johnson of Pittsburgh keeping his job as a miner? Until CNN can explain it to me I just can't see how those dots connect.

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at June 01, 2017 04:08 PM (+dsLj)

684 There is a non-zero possibility of Trump's 2020 slogan being "Covfefe" and I would build a shrine to the man if he did it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 01, 2017 04:08 PM (fKWf6)

685 Hey, that was s a nice slush fund you (we) got there.....
be a shame if something were to happen to it...

.....uh-oh

Posted by: green climate fund receipent at June 01, 2017 04:08 PM (kqolR)

686 Don't read the comment sections in most liberal tags if your heart is weak. You will die from chortling.

The left and enviro wackos are apoplectic.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 04:08 PM (xWT2T)

687 Get ready for other nations to ditch the Paris BS. When they realize the US isn't going to pick up the check at their fancy dinner party they suddenly won't be feeling so hungry and won't order a thing.
Posted by: Dang
_____

The only reason I can think basically every country signed on was because they knew the US was picking up the tab and not them.

Posted by: Maritime at June 01, 2017 04:08 PM (SCkw/)

688 The whole Accord will fall apart because there isnt anyone left to pay into their graft scheme.

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Yeah, they invited us to dinner but we decided we didn't want to be the main course.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 01, 2017 04:08 PM (Nwg0u)

689 669 Looks like Trump decided to go full Andrew Jackson today.

Love how he gave a campaign speech as well for 2018 an 2020.

Why does the GOP hate Trump when he works to get them elected and to stay in power?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 01, 2017 04:05 PM (2qHjF)

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I would honestly expect the attitude to change if after 2018, Republicans still control the House and made big enough gains in the Senate.

I know...evil, stupid GOPe just want to lose.

Whatever. I think they still believe Trump to be a millstone electorally, that he won not because he was good but because Hillary was that bad. Proving that he's not a drag in a midterm could begin to turn that for some Republicans, especially the elected ones.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2017 04:08 PM (viSzi)

690 if 99% of the world is in this agreement, then it just highlights what OBama foreign policy was.

Treaties and agreements were just memorializations of USA giving up her interests to other people. Every agreement was like that, from "a nuclear deal" to the Paris thing.

You win, we lose, let's carve this shit in stone.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 01, 2017 04:08 PM (g9A94)

691 http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Kessel_Run

Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2017 04:01 PM (7HtZB) fnord (7HtZB)


Facts are of no concern to a poorly formatted rant!

Even rants about fictional facts!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2017 04:08 PM (wB8Tg)

692 Any climate accord that signs up 99% of the nations of the world, but is in danger of hopelessly collapsing because the US decided to opt out.....well, it ain't much of a treaty.

Unless of course, the whole idea is to hamstring the greatest fucking nation the world has ever seen, simply because the rest of the fucking world are a bunch of whiny cocksucking ingrates.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2017 04:07 PM (XWkhW)



This. IllTemperedCur for SecState.

Here's the thing: all the other countries can perfectly well cut their CO2 emissions if they want to. We're not stopping them. Why do they need us to play ball, and not India or China?

Because they want us to pay for it. That's why.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 04:08 PM (SRKgf)

693
"The nations that remain in the Paris Agreement will be the nations that
reap the benefits in jobs and industries created.


They will lead the pack in artificial make-work employment!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 04:08 PM (oVJmc)

694 BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY FULLY ACTIVATED COVFEFE

Posted by: PFDT at June 01, 2017 04:08 PM (XD470)

695
Climate Change is as real as Bruce Jenner being a woman.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 01, 2017 04:09 PM (T5Jgi)

696 I was watching the Livestream and not reading these comments.... what did you all think about the several references to "getting back in it if we can get a better deal"? That's the only thing that gave me even a little pause....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 01, 2017 04:01 PM (jjaLl)



He's a deal maker. Hey this deal sucks but if you want to come back on my terms, I'll listen.

Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 01, 2017 04:09 PM (mf5HN)

697 like, of course Russia agreed to " a nucelar deal" that let them get weapons and us not develop new nukes.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 01, 2017 04:09 PM (g9A94)

698 So which NeverTrumper Repube candidate would have done this?

The thing about Trump is that he's been doing deals for decades, has been in the spotlight for decades, given interviews for decades, and people still don't get him? The adult has arrived.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 01, 2017 04:09 PM (dZ756)

699 Obamas legacy is now 1,000 rounds of shitty golf, all way under par.

Eat it.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 04:09 PM (xWT2T)

700 Yeah, Han took a short route.

It might have started with Lucas not knowing what a parsec was, thinking it was a unit of time, but he's since explained that it's about finding a shorter route.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2017 04:04 PM (viSzi)

so basically Lucas bulshitted being wrong to cover up his fuckup.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 01, 2017 04:09 PM (t06LC)

701 Egg McMuffin is all in on the lefty "March for Truth" Monday.


As if we didn't see right through his sorry ass last year.

Posted by: Vrag Naroda at June 01, 2017 04:09 PM (syZRi)

702 BTW, to the "God will save us from climate change" crowd, the Bible never says that humans are incapable of causing large scale damage to the planet, animals, and each other. He won't cause a worldwide flood that kills everything again. That's about the only relevant promise to be found in actual scripture. Disasters short of that, including man made ones, are still on the table.
Posted by: E at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM (WWEHF)



OMG. Is this what libtards are telling themselves is the reason for opposing the whole AGW/Paris Accord scam?

No, dumbass, it's all about 100% Pure Science and the Scientific Method.

AGW-Humpers abandoned the Scientific Method. Period. Full Stop.

They didn't even include the effect of the Sun and the Sun's cycles in their calculations, you dumb fuck.

They altered their raw data so that it conformed to their crappy unscientific weather models and used Finagle's Constant to further alter their Fake Data, with different values for Finagle's Constant used on different sets of data, you screaming slug brain.

Anyone who tells ¥ou that the "Science is Settled" has zero ZERO idea of what Science, and the Scientific Method is all about.

You are a stupid bootlick who is too stupid to see that you are being used.

UGH.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2017 04:09 PM (NyJwR)

703 You are perpetrating a holocaust 10,000 times greater than that perpetrated by Hitler. Anything is justified in order to stop you! Antifa, unite!

Posted by: Al Gore at June 01, 2017 04:09 PM (vRcUp)

704 686 Don't read the comment sections in most liberal tags if your heart is weak. You will die from chortling.

The left and enviro wackos are apoplectic.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 04:08 PM (xWT2T)

Good. Granola-brained commie fucksticks.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at June 01, 2017 04:09 PM (0mRoj)

705 Can someone explain to my poor little brain how pulling out of the Paris Accord benefits the Russians an
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A few years ago some enterprising journalist found the Saudis were funding a number of the enviro groups here in the US. I presume the rest are being funded by the other oil states like....Russia.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 04:09 PM (eSx+E)

706
Thank you. President Donald Trump. Period.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at June 01, 2017 04:09 PM (HTdUD)

707 688 The whole Accord will fall apart because there isnt anyone left to pay into their graft scheme.

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Yeah, they invited us to dinner but we decided we didn't want to be the main course.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 01, 2017 04:08 PM (Nwg0u)



It was a potluck dinner, but everybody else showed up empty-handed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 04:09 PM (SRKgf)

708 650 632 Eight parsecs. The retcon was that the Kessel Run involves passing through an area with several black holes. Fast ships can use a more direct route, skimming closer to a black hole.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 01, 2017 04:02 PM (fKWf6)
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It might have started with Lucas not knowing what a parsec was, thinking it was a unit of time, but he's since explained that it's about finding a shorter route.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2017 04:04 PM (viSzi)

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There's no reason to make it more complicated than it is. This is the same guy who openly said his 2012 "Red Tails" was "one of the first all-black action pictures ever made."

Parsecs = sounds cool and space-awesome. Even sort of sounds like a parsed second, sort of, and that's got to be super fast. Cool. Parsecs it is.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at June 01, 2017 04:10 PM (fD1ST)

709 God Bless President Trump!

How refreshing to have a President who's more interested in serving the people of the United States than being a figurehead for globalist interests.

Posted by: HammerDog at June 01, 2017 04:10 PM (9M063)

710 re 624: I wonder if Barky will be installing solar panels on that yuuge house.

Posted by: mallfly the expert at June 01, 2017 04:10 PM (ILitO)

711 690 if 99% of the world is in this agreement, then it just highlights what OBama foreign policy was.

Treaties and agreements were just memorializations of USA giving up her interests to other people. Every agreement was like that, from "a nuclear deal" to the Paris thing.

You win, we lose, let's carve this shit in stone.
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 01, 2017 04:08 PM (g9A94)

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What treaty?

I don't remember the Senate ever voting on it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2017 04:10 PM (viSzi)

712 I hate fucking Star Wars.
Doesn't anyone realize anymore that a PARSEC is a UNIT OF DISTANCE ???!?!


If you look at Alec Guiness's face, it looks like he's thinking it's a con-man's story, trying to impress this hick kid and crazy old man.

But, then, no, it turns out to actually be a thing.

IIRC, the novelization has "time parts" instead of parsecs. Which is really not any better.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 01, 2017 04:10 PM (u0s1P)

713 But they can't tell us if it's gonna rain this weekend.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2017 04:02 PM


They can, and do, tell you if it's gonna rain. What do you want, correctness?

;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2017 04:10 PM (DMUuz)

714 Wo = Where.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 03:45 PM (mbhDw)

Well, it explains where he is too, or at least his hand is: in your pocket.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2017 04:11 PM (7MWCL)

715 651 this is one reason europe is so scared of trump




he won't give them money like a pez dispenser
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THIS.


Instead, PDT is more like "I noticed you're behind on your NATO payments. We've added a very reasonable 18.5% APR to the bill."


--




"Nice country you've got there. Be a shame if something were to happen to it."
--

"I like art. I'll send over some planes and we'll take possession of everything in the Louvre. It's not like your new islamic barbarian citizens who ae not terrorists will do anything but burn it"

Repeat as needed

Posted by: shibumi at June 01, 2017 04:11 PM (aT+Bx)

716 700 Yeah, Han took a short route.

It might have started with Lucas not knowing what a parsec was, thinking it was a unit of time, but he's since explained that it's about finding a shorter route.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2017 04:04 PM (viSzi)

so basically Lucas bulshitted being wrong to cover up his fuckup.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 01, 2017 04:09 PM (t06LC)

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If the shoe fits...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2017 04:11 PM (viSzi)

717 You did well today boy.

Posted by: Zombie Andrew Jackson at June 01, 2017 04:11 PM (oBuXO)

718 What treaty?

I don't remember the Senate ever voting on it.

****


there were others

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at June 01, 2017 04:11 PM (g9A94)

719 Here's the thing: all the other countries can perfectly well cut their CO2 emissions if they want to. We're not stopping them. Why do they need us to play ball, and not India or China?

Because they want us to pay for it. That's why.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara





And they got a businessman for POTUS.
One who saw that.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2017 04:11 PM (U2rG9)

720 Do health plans cover a broken dick and erections that last for days?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 04:11 PM (xWT2T)

721 #437: "The Paris Accord wasn't strong enough, but at least it recognized there
was a problem. To see people cheering this is just surreal. Have you
guys no shame? Do you hate the world that much?"
Posted by: E at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM (WWEHF)

I do hope you were joking, although as a parody it was pretty flat. If by some chance you actually believed the drivel that you wrote, get the fuck out of here and go back to DU where you can wallow in your ignorance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2017 04:11 PM (QOaYT)

722 683 Can someone explain to my poor little brain how pulling out of the Paris Accord benefits the Russians and why Russia is so concerned with Jimmy Joe Johnson of Pittsburgh keeping his job as a miner? Until CNN can explain it to me I just can't see how those dots connect.

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at June 01, 2017 04:08 PM (+dsLj)


As a major gas producer, it should be the opposite. Russia loves the west cutting off using their resources. It gives Russia a chance to sell more gas.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 01, 2017 04:11 PM (t06LC)

723 I'd like to eat, but I'm saving room for Bill Nye's tears.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 04:12 PM (oVJmc)

724 I wonder if Barky will be installing solar panels on that yuuge house.
***
It doesn't get enough sunlight because of the giant walls surrounding it.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 04:12 PM (eSx+E)

725 561
CNN acting butthurt that Trump didn't even listen to Ivanka!

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2017 03:56 PM (7uYFy)

That's actually the best news of the day.

Posted by: Tami at June 01, 2017 04:12 PM (Enq6K)

726 It was a potluck dinner, but everybody else showed up empty-handed.
--
Oh, they had knives, forks and spoons.

Posted by: shibumi at June 01, 2017 04:12 PM (aT+Bx)

727 I just checked out DU.

The butthurt is epic.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10141789057#post1

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 04:12 PM (Z4Ct4)

728 And let me say thank you, President Obama. Without you there's no way Trump would've ever been elected. Y'all had it in the bag. All you had to do was not be greedy and horrible. Take one or two big victories, and let Hillary do the next couple, and then the gay Hispanic guy could do the next, etc. But you couldn't help it.

And you gave us Trump.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at June 01, 2017 04:12 PM (fD1ST)

729 The "Pittsburg" statement reminded me of a PBS ("Frontline" I think) program devoted to the Trump 2016 presidential election through the eyes of several Trump supporters.

PA and Ohio registered Dems were prominent in piece, with the theme "We'll give Trump a chance to save our [dying] towns and cities."

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2017 04:12 PM (Pqytn)

730 Why does the GOP hate Trump when he works to get them elected and to stay in power?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe

______

Because they can't play the same game anymore where Republicans are the Washington Generals that put up a valiant fight and lose every time and then laugh about it at the Uniparty cocktail soiree.

he raised the bar where they actually have to start winning and delivering.

Posted by: Maritime at June 01, 2017 04:12 PM (SCkw/)

731 Can someone explain to my poor little brain how pulling out of the Paris Accord benefits the Russians and why Russia is so concerned with Jimmy Joe Johnson of Pittsburgh keeping his job as a miner? Until CNN can explain it to me I just can't see how those dots connect.
Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at June 01, 2017 04:08 PM (+dsLj)



I'm sure Louise Mensch can explain it all.

Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 01, 2017 04:12 PM (mf5HN)

732 708 There's no reason to make it more complicated than it is. This is the same guy who openly said his 2012 "Red Tails" was "one of the first all-black action pictures ever made."

Parsecs = sounds cool and space-awesome. Even sort of sounds like a parsed second, sort of, and that's got to be super fast. Cool. Parsecs it is.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at June 01, 2017 04:10 PM (fD1ST)

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....wear it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2017 04:12 PM (viSzi)

733 I still hate fucking Star Wars

Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at June 01, 2017 04:05 PM (HPNqc) fnord (HPNqc)


Hey, I know, why doesn't everyone just list all the things they hate on every thread.

(leaves)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 01, 2017 04:12 PM (wB8Tg)

734 That's not a moon, it's a covfefe!

- Han Solo or Luke or Somebody in Star Wars

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 01, 2017 04:13 PM (Nwg0u)

735 628 I was watching the Livestream and not reading these comments.... what did you all think about the several references to "getting back in it if we can get a better deal"? That's the only thing that gave me even a little pause....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 01, 2017 04:01 PM (jjaLl)

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The Paris accord was dependent on the tens of billions of dollars of wealth distribution from the US. There will be no re-entering because the Paris accord will collapse without us.

It's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Soona at June 01, 2017 04:13 PM (ZVu8U)

736

Yeah but "Kessel Run" clearly implies a race, no?

Or is it supposed to be the name of a smuggling route?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 01, 2017 04:13 PM (T5Jgi)

737 Posted by: E at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM (WWEHF)

You know, I'm a profane, sacrilegious asshole most of the time, but bringing God's name into your fascist fake AGW bullshit sure strikes me as taking his name for vain purposes.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at June 01, 2017 04:13 PM (0mRoj)

738 I wonder if Barky will be installing solar panels on that yuuge house.


Posted by: mallfly the expert at June 01, 2017 04:10 PM (ILitO)


TFG and Mooch are buying their rental. Those two grifters aren't planning on leaving DC anytime soon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2017 04:13 PM (PY9jH)

739 698 So which NeverTrumper Repube candidate would have done this?

The thing about Trump is that he's been doing deals for decades, has been in the spotlight for decades, given interviews for decades, and people still don't get him? The adult has arrived.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 01, 2017 04:09 PM (dZ756)

I think only Cruz. The same gnashing and wailing by the Left happened when Bush said we would not resign onto the Kyoto Protocol. Fun to go back and read their dire predictions.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 01, 2017 04:13 PM (Vf2XA)

740
Likely just a squirt of Lidocaine for the butthurt set.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 01, 2017 04:05 PM (mQ0Mc)








That reminded me of a hilarious and definitely NSFW story I heard from a Captain when I was in the service. Involved anal, Anbesol, and another Captain in the same unit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2017 04:14 PM (XWkhW)

741 He's a deal maker. Hey this deal sucks but if you want to come back on my terms, I'll listen.

Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 01, 2017 04:09 PM (mf5HN)



That's where I landed, but after hearing all the Treaty on Treaties talk, I was wondering if just mentioning the willingness to work toward the goals of this shit agreement might kick something bad into gear..... I dunno, just being paranoid I guess, still not comfortable with all this Winning..... heh

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 01, 2017 04:14 PM (jjaLl)

742 The Mayor of Pittsburgh is butthurt that Trump used his city in the speech.

Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2017 04:14 PM (7HtZB)

743 I think that one smuggler, Shep, was getting all teary.

God grief. These people are nuts.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 04:14 PM (xWT2T)

744 Why hasn't anyone made hay yet that Trump defied Russia by leaving the Paris Accords?

After all, only Nicarauga and Syria pulled out. Not Russia.

It was Obama that was colluding with the Russians.

Posted by: Maritime at June 01, 2017 04:14 PM (SCkw/)

745 I like art. I'll send over some planes and we'll take possession of everything in the Louvre.
***
When ISIS destroyed Palmyra, Obama responded by asking the UN to have people videotape artifacts that ISIS would then go on to destroy.

Arguably a better solution would be to remove anything that can be and to fly them out to Kansas.

Presuming of course we start working on keeping them from coming here as well.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 04:14 PM (eSx+E)

746 I was 'born in the U.S.A.', but I hate America and Americans. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to lick some doughnuts.

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at June 01, 2017 04:14 PM (vRcUp)

747 735 628 I was watching the Livestream and not reading these comments.... what did you all think about the several references to "getting back in it if we can get a better deal"? That's the only thing that gave me even a little pause....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 01, 2017 04:01 PM (jjaLl)

-----------------

The Paris accord was dependent on the tens of billions of dollars of wealth distribution from the US. There will be no re-entering because the Paris accord will collapse without us.

It's dead, Jim.
Posted by: Soona at June 01, 2017 04:13 PM (ZVu8U)


Nnngg mmmmfffff nnngg NNNGGGGH

I'm gonna need an IV. Maybe a blood transfusion.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at June 01, 2017 04:14 PM (0mRoj)

748 The left and enviro wackos are apoplectic.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 04:08 PM (xWT2T

Will the tolerant, and eaceful protectors of Gaia be burning their campuses down and all holding rubber masks of a decapitated Trump to express their Buddhist like peaceful intentions?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2017 04:14 PM (qES5k)

749 The Schadenboner negates the need for the Paris Accords by shading the entire EU.

Posted by: DaveA at June 01, 2017 04:14 PM (FhXTo)

750 Meanwhile, Kathy Griffin is running an ad for Tossoff in Georgia.

So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2017 04:14 PM (PY9jH)

751 This isn't environmental policy. It's welfare reform.

Awesome job, PDT.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 01, 2017 04:15 PM (Ndje9)

752 Deep in the woods of NY, the Hag is staggering, dragging her right leg brace, bobble-headed and wonky-eyed, clutching her booze and pulling out clumps of hair, screaming like a skinned boiled bunny. Without her wig she looks like a demented baby vulture, just hatched in a nest of vermin and rotting entrails.

Meanwhile, wherever the fat lard arse of Algore is, he is seeking his chakra for solace, wearing his Sex Poodle thong.

Glorious day today, June 1st. Thank you, President Trump!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 01, 2017 04:15 PM (fq4ih)

753
Make Covfefe Great Again!

Posted by: YIKES! at June 01, 2017 04:15 PM (t6XCL)

754 The funny thing is the DUers really believe this green energy shit will make us Economic Overlords.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 04:15 PM (oVJmc)

755 I've been a Trump supporter for nearly two years because I thought he was the right candidate to beat Hillary (Mad Media Skillz) and, when elected, he'd be surprisingly effective.

We're all having fun right now, but the response on this from the Left will be huge and global.

When it happens, I expect many here to flake on Trump in the next few weeks, because they've done it so many times before.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 01, 2017 04:15 PM (+7/1f)

756 "Pittsburgh not Paris"

And right on cue, the libtards are rising from their fainting couches to lisp with their dick-shaped mouths that Clinton won Allegheny County (Pittsburgh)

Then they raised the backs of their perfume-scented wrists to their foreheads and re-swooned back down on the fainting couches.

Still taking him literally but not seriously.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 01, 2017 04:15 PM (s/EUv)

757
Are we at the part when Fake News details how this decision benefits Russia the most?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 01, 2017 04:15 PM (T5Jgi)

758 >>The only reason I can think basically every country signed on was because they knew the US was picking up the tab and not them.


That, and probably they were counting on it hobbling the US economy, zapping it's strength
Also, did it include sin taxes/pay-outs to other countries to compensate for the US's greater carbon footprint dues to our productivity?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2017 04:15 PM (NOIQH)

759

Imagine if the GOP had read the Obamacare bill to the American voters like Trump just did about the sh*tty climate agreement?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 04:15 PM (fceHP)

760 W

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 01, 2017 04:16 PM (nQHw/)

761 TFG and Mooch are buying their rental. Those two grifters aren't planning on leaving DC anytime soon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2017 04:13 PM (PY9jH)


If DoJ ever gets steam cleaned, then maybe they'll be getting cells right next to Her Thighness.

Posted by: Iblis at June 01, 2017 04:16 PM (9221z)

762 748 The left and enviro wackos are apoplectic.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 04:08 PM (xWT2T

Will the tolerant, and eaceful protectors of Gaia be burning their campuses down and all holding rubber masks of a decapitated Trump to express their Buddhist like peaceful intentions?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2017 04:14 PM (qES5k)

I sure hope so. The more they show their ass the better.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at June 01, 2017 04:16 PM (0mRoj)

763 742 The Mayor of Pittsburgh is butthurt that Trump used his city in the speech.


Good. Love Pittsburgh but its like most all the other cities in the US. Run by Dems.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 01, 2017 04:16 PM (Q/AfZ)

764 Meanwhile, Kathy Griffin is running an ad for Tossoff in Georgia.

Let's hope he gets the Manson endorsement.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 04:16 PM (oVJmc)

765 Big business is all butthurt over this decision.

Why the hell are they supporting it?

---
because it puts all their smaller competitors, start ups, etc, at a disadvantage.

crony capitalism at its worst.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 01, 2017 04:16 PM (rZDd9)

766
I think that's where this is headed: Fake News will tell us that the Big Winner here is....


Putin.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 01, 2017 04:16 PM (T5Jgi)

767 As a true conservative, I am very sad that Trump refuses to cede US sovereignty to foreign bureaucrats. And he made Rick Wilson and Liz Mair cry as well.

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at June 01, 2017 04:16 PM (OD2ni)

768 As my spouse, Martin (RIP) used to say: Follow the money. Billions wasted on green companies and "stuff" that would save us all, right? How has that worked out? Anyone seen an Ice Age, lately? Nah, but a lotta snowflakes, hmm? How about NY being under water? Nope, me either. Wait, what about starvation and population control? No, darn it. Me, either. So, go POTUS. Sock it to 'em!! Or you know, try a treaty like Obama should have...cause the only way he got anything done was to act unilaterally on everything. It would still go nowhere .

Posted by: DefendUSA at June 01, 2017 04:16 PM (5ej0U)

769
That, and probably they were counting on it hobbling the US economy, zapping it's strength
Also, did it include sin taxes/pay-outs to other countries to compensate for the US's greater carbon footprint dues to our productivity?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2017 04:15 PM (NOIQH)


exactly

global distribution
bring America down to their losing status

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 04:16 PM (fceHP)

770 Climate Change is as real as Bruce Jenner being a woman.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at June 01, 2017 04:09 PM (T5Jgi)

---

No, homophobe. Five year old boys can decide they're girls, but five billion year old planets need to stay the same forever and ever.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at June 01, 2017 04:16 PM (fD1ST)

771 so basically Lucas bulshitted being wrong to cover up his fuckup.

If not for film he would have been an IT manager.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 01, 2017 04:16 PM (YEelc)

772 We all going to DIE!!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 01, 2017 04:16 PM (nQHw/)

773 I just checked out DU.

The butthurt is epic.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10141789057#post1

-
Rather some of the world will survive while we choose to dawdle and drown in sewage

Bhahahahaha!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 01, 2017 04:17 PM (Nwg0u)

774 772 We all going to DIE!!!
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 01, 2017 04:16 PM (nQHw/)


Eventually yes. Life is a fatal sexually transmitted disease.

Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at June 01, 2017 04:17 PM (0mRoj)

775 Big business is all butthurt over this decision.

Why the hell are they supporting it?

---
because it puts all their smaller competitors, start ups, etc, at a disadvantage.


And promises market controls on products and subsidies that will go right to their bottom line.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 04:17 PM (oVJmc)

776 "They altered their raw data so that it conformed to their crappy unscientific weather models"

Not only have raw data been crudely altered to produce desired results, but in many demonstrably proven instances, the original raw data set has been irretrievably overwritten or otherwise destroyed after these manipulations.

Because it's SCIENCE, BITCHES!!!

Posted by: torquewrench at June 01, 2017 04:18 PM (ujwCG)

777 And right on cue, the libtards are rising from their fainting couches to lisp with their dick-shaped mouths that Clinton won Allegheny County (Pittsburgh


And carefully avoiding the fact the rest of the counties in W. PA went to Trump.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 01, 2017 04:18 PM (Q/AfZ)

778

Fareed Zakaria talking about withdrawal from Paris deal: "this is the day that the United States resigned as the leader of the free world."

heh

twitchy.com

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 04:18 PM (fceHP)

779 MOAR SOLYNDRA NOW!!!

/DU

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 04:18 PM (oVJmc)

780 all trolls are Average Joe

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2017 04:18 PM (nPyvT)

781 Meanwhile, Kathy Griffin is running an ad for Tossoff in Georgia.

So there's that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2017 04:14 PM (PY9jH)



Omg. Omg really?

Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 01, 2017 04:18 PM (mf5HN)

782 8 parsecs = 25 light years. That's a hell of a race!

Posted by: Chris M at June 01, 2017 04:18 PM (eAZVt)

783 Thing that happened to me today...

"You don't believe in global warming?"

You would think people would know me by now.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2017 04:18 PM (B+qrE)

784 >>And right on cue, the libtards are rising from their fainting couches to
lisp with their dick-shaped mouths that Clinton won Allegheny County
(Pittsburgh)


Too stupid to see that he may be saying this as a way to woo Hillary voters for his 2020 run. Duh!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2017 04:19 PM (NOIQH)

785 >>>The Paris Accord wasn't strong enough, but at least it recognized there was a problem. To see people cheering this is just surreal. Have you guys no shame? Do you hate the world that much?

Unlike those whom outright lie in scientific studies to keep from publishing contradicting findings, we do have shame. If we actually thought there was a problem, we'd be first in line to see a solution. That's just peddling hate right there.

>>>BTW, to the "God will save us from climate change"

God doesn't have to save us from climate change. The Earth and life upon it, has survived much warmer and much colder climates throughout it's 4 billion year lifespan. Welcome to actual science.

Posted by: mikethemoose at June 01, 2017 04:19 PM (6rfWc)

786 Has anyone explained what being a "Global Climate Leader" means?

Posted by: GrapeDrink at June 01, 2017 04:19 PM (MRgMr)

787 Bunch of losers beating on pots and pans in a protest in DC. A guy said Trump is going to cook the planet.

Don't see any Papier Mâché heads.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2017 04:19 PM (IqV8l)

788 771 so basically Lucas bulshitted being wrong to cover up his fuckup.

If not for film he would have been an IT manager.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 01, 2017 04:16 PM (YEelc)

=============

He would have been a lifetime film editor.

Probably a really good one, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 01, 2017 04:19 PM (viSzi)

789 So, I'm trying to understand the left's nominal argument here...

It seems to be that by leaving the agreement, American companies can't produce "low carbon" technology.

This is...bizarre.

If France mandates say...no gasoline powered cars, nothing stops Ford from designing electric, bio-diesel, hydrogen, etc powered cars for the French market.

All it means is that American consumers can chose to keep their ICE car if they want, and Ford can continue to make them.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 04:19 PM (eSx+E)

790 @711, JamesMadison...that's because they did not vote for this heap of sheet.

Obarky signed the country over with his big ole signature.

Legacy taking a pounding with trumping.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 01, 2017 04:19 PM (fq4ih)

791 I wonder what nut Tucker is going to have on tonight to shit his pants over this?

Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2017 04:19 PM (7HtZB)

792 Ace, you magnificent bastard! You write like a stripper works the chrome pole, my friend.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2017 04:19 PM (pUDQf)

793 The very best part of this is that Manhattan will be under water by the year 2010!!!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 01, 2017 04:20 PM (TdMsT)

794 Omg. Omg really?





Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 01, 2017 04:18 PM (mf5HN)


So when did a magical genie decide to make all your wishes come true?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 01, 2017 04:20 PM (fKWf6)

795 The Mayor of Pittsburgh is butthurt that Trump used his city in the speech.


Good. Love Pittsburgh but its like most all the other cities in the US. Run by Dems.
Posted by: Puddleglum





Trump should come up with legislation that helps Pennsylvania, but carve out benefits to Pittsburgh.

Fuck 'em.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2017 04:20 PM (U2rG9)

796 This is Trump's America.

Covfefe!

Posted by: MAGA at June 01, 2017 04:20 PM (LQ1Q3)

797 793 The very best part of this is that Manhattan will be under water by the year 2010!!!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 01, 2017 04:20 PM (TdMsT)


Financially, we've been under water for decades.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 04:20 PM (mbhDw)

798 What I just saw on TV.
TWWAACK! OOOF! BAZINGA! KABLOOEY! ZOUNDS!
Trump: "I'm Batman."

Posted by: Alf767 at June 01, 2017 04:21 PM (a1lZO)

799

yep, racist decision


deray mckesson

Trump is determined to undo every positive thing that the first black president ever did, piece by piece.


don't know who this guy is...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 04:21 PM (fceHP)

800 I wonder what nut Tucker is going to have on tonight to shit his pants over this?

Al Roker?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 04:21 PM (oVJmc)

801 That Trump...he'll cut a bitch!

Posted by: Zombie Andrew Jackson at June 01, 2017 04:21 PM (oBuXO)

802 An acquaintance has assured me that, "We are going to choke to death on carbon monoxide."

I've stopped even reading his emails.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2017 04:21 PM (ZO497)

803
I just checked out DU.

The butthurt is epic.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10141789057#post1

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 04:12 PM (Z4Ct4)








Did you delouse afterwards?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2017 04:21 PM (XWkhW)

804 On my way home tonight I'm going to stop and fill my full size truck up with liberal tears. Stuff runs better than 93 Octane. And my fuel tank is almost empty.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2017 04:21 PM (jxbfJ)

805 "I just checked out DU.

The butthurt is epic."


Who is more of drunk, Will Pitt or Hillary?

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 01, 2017 04:21 PM (OD2ni)

806 "TFG and Mooch are buying their rental. Those two grifters aren't planning on leaving DC anytime soon."

What? That can't be right.

Every time the Obamas go to Chicago, they're always talking about how great it is to be there again in their "hometown", and how they're so looking forward to when they're going to be able to move back there for good.

Then they both dash for the airstairs of the Gulfstream jet faster than a collegiate wide receiver testing out at the NFL Combine.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 01, 2017 04:21 PM (ujwCG)

807 Tillerson rocks

Posted by: concrete girl at June 01, 2017 04:22 PM (s26vG)

808 >>Has anyone explained what being a "Global Climate Leader" means?


Well, consider who those leaders are - Al Gore, Leo DiCaprio.
Think it's on par with Chelsea Clinton being a Thought Leader and Change Agent.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2017 04:22 PM (NOIQH)

809 778

Fareed Zakaria talking about withdrawal from Paris deal: "this is the day that the United States resigned as the leader of the free world."

heh

twitchy.com
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 04:18 PM (fceHP)


Fareed:

This is the day the United States resigned as the leader of the FREEBIE world.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 04:22 PM (mbhDw)

810 Sean Davis and Tucker Carlson should have a public bromance.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 01, 2017 04:22 PM (dZ756)

811 Meanwhile, Kathy Griffin is running an ad for Tossoff in Georgia.

So there's that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2017 04:14 PM (PY9jH)


Omg. Omg really?

-
Is her slogan Two Heads Are Better Than One?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 01, 2017 04:22 PM (Nwg0u)

812 Big business is all butthurt over this decision.

Why the hell are they supporting it?

_________

Don't forget, Big Business doesn't "make" anything here anymore. They know they are bulletproof and CEOs get to look "cool" for pushing it.

That's one reason I would like to see the pendulum swing to a bit more towards protectionism.

Believe me, if Apple had to make iPhones in America, they wouldn't be screaming for cap and trade here.

Posted by: Maritime at June 01, 2017 04:22 PM (SCkw/)

813 Has anyone explained what being a "Global Climate Leader" means?

Getting to pay for everyone else's stuff.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 04:22 PM (oVJmc)

814 Trump should come up with legislation that helps Pennsylvania, but carve out benefits to Pittsburgh.
***
Propose a trade of Pittsburgh and Philly from PA to NY in return for upstate NY joining PA?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2017 04:22 PM (eSx+E)

815 Fareed Zakaria talking about withdrawal from Paris deal: "this is the
day that the United States resigned as the leader of the free world."


Sorry, we can't afford to right now. We're too busy finally leading the fight to end actual islamic fascist conquest in the Middle East.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 01, 2017 04:22 PM (fKWf6)

816 I still hate fucking Star Wars
Posted by: Put that kid back


Then stop fucking your inflatable wookie.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2017 04:22 PM (udajc)

817 I wonder what nut Tucker is going to have on tonight to shit his pants over this?

Al Roker?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
-------------

This...this is why I hang around in this place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2017 04:22 PM (ZO497)

818 He's a deal maker. Hey this deal sucks but if you want to come back on my terms, I'll listen.

Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 01, 2017 04:09 PM (mf5HN)



Exactly.

Also, as a general principle, you haven't the slammed the door. Rather, you've left the door open so in the future, you can reconsider without having to climb down.

Last, you haven't totally rejected the other side. You've let them save some face. ("I'm started seeing someone else, but I hope we can just be friends.")

It's almost as if Trump has negotiated before.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 04:22 PM (Z4Ct4)

819 Poor DiCaprio. Poor Gore. Where will they fly their private Lear jets to now? Hard to write off your trip to Paris when it's not considered donating to a non profit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2017 04:23 PM (pUDQf)

820 @774 Eventually yes. Life is a fatal sexually transmitted disease.

I see thanks I didn't know.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 01, 2017 04:23 PM (nQHw/)

821 Just taking a moment to emphasize that Trump pulled out of a 100% work of fiction.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2017 04:23 PM (B+qrE)

822 "Fareed Zakaria talking about withdrawal from Paris deal: "this is the day that the United States resigned as the leader of the free world." "

Called it. Paging Angela Merkel!

We're a day from MSM saying that it was the Deplorable vote that will kill the planet.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 01, 2017 04:23 PM (+7/1f)

823 Dehoyos McKesson is a leader of the Black Lives Matter domestic terrorist group.

Posted by: stace gets two scoops at June 01, 2017 04:24 PM (AHcCm)

824 Has anyone explained what being a "Global Climate Leader" means?

I think it's like being a "thought leader."

Speaking of which, what awards has Chelsea received today?

Wait. Never mind. I don't care.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 04:24 PM (Z4Ct4)

825 Fareed Zakaria talking about withdrawal from Paris deal: "this is the
day that the United States resigned as the leader of the free world."


Who said it first?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 04:24 PM (oVJmc)

826 Propose a trade of Pittsburgh and Philly from PA to NY in return for upstate NY joining PA?




Deal! Shake on it!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2017 04:24 PM (U2rG9)

827 Bruce Jenner is a fake woman, yes, but climate change is a real problem.

Posted by: E at June 01, 2017 04:24 PM (WWEHF)

828 "If France mandates say...no gasoline powered cars, nothing stops Ford
from designing electric, bio-diesel, hydrogen, etc powered cars for the
French market."

A couple of years back, some random French tinkereur was talking up the wonders of his new design for a car that runs on compressed air. All of my liberal ecoholic acquaintances were visibly impressed and couldn't wait to buy one.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 01, 2017 04:24 PM (ujwCG)

829 We're a day from MSM saying that it was the Deplorable vote that will kill the planet.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 01, 2017 04:23 PM (+7/1f)


All part of the service.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 04:25 PM (Z4Ct4)

830 This is the day that the United States stopped handing out free cake and ice cream.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2017 04:25 PM (ZO497)

831 >>Big business is all butthurt over this decision.



Why the hell are they supporting it?





Getting "green energy" tax breaks and other rants like GE got from Obama?

Also, look at the progressive CEOs of Silicon Valley big businesses, like Facebook, Google, Apple, etc. Big business is not synonymous with GOP/conservative.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2017 04:25 PM (NOIQH)

832 819 Poor DiCaprio. Poor Gore. Where will they fly their private Lear jets to now? Hard to write off your trip to Paris when it's not considered donating to a non profit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2017 04:23 PM (pUDQf)


Remember the defunct Chicago Climate Exchange? Had Kyoto been ratified, Gore would have been a billionaire at least several hundred times over.

Mercifully, Dubya was not asleep at the wheel for that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 04:25 PM (mbhDw)

833 765 Big business is all butthurt over this decision.

Why the hell are they supporting it?

---
because it puts all their smaller competitors, start ups, etc, at a disadvantage.

crony capitalism at its worst.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 01, 2017 04:16 PM (rZDd9)


Big business has always loved regulations. Regulations can be extremely expensive and smaller competitors can't afford them.



Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 01, 2017 04:25 PM (TdMsT)

834 The USA is not a signatory to the International Criminal Court either. As well as about 40 other UN / international treaties /accords.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 01, 2017 04:25 PM (Vf2XA)

835 Bunch of losers beating on pots and pans in a protest in DC. A guy said Trump is going to cook the planet.

-
No! No! Stop! My Fruit of the Looms can't take much more!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 01, 2017 04:25 PM (Nwg0u)

836 It's a joke anyway if China is in the accord and had done not a darn thing to help lower carbon emissions. They are one of the biggest polluters on the planet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2017 04:25 PM (qES5k)

837 Deray, not Dehoyos

Posted by: stace gets two scoops at June 01, 2017 04:26 PM (AHcCm)

838 A couple of years back, some random French tinkereur was talking up the wonders of his new design for a car that runs on compressed air.

For about three feet.

Makes an unattractive fart sound for the entire distance.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2017 04:26 PM (B+qrE)

839 "813 Has anyone explained what being a "Global Climate Leader" means?"


Its kind of like being Pledge Representative to the Social Committee for Delta Tau Kai. You get to drive to the Food King.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 01, 2017 04:26 PM (OD2ni)

840 Random thought: is this pullout Trump's way of setting up his NAFTA negotiations?

Posted by: Country Singer at June 01, 2017 04:26 PM (uiwCw)

841 838 A couple of years back, some random French tinkereur was talking up the wonders of his new design for a car that runs on compressed air.

For about three feet.

Makes an unattractive fart sound for the entire distance.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2017 04:2


"Been there, done that. In 1878."

- - Alfred Ely Beach

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 04:27 PM (mbhDw)

842 So when did a magical genie decide to make all your wishes come true?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 01, 2017 04:20 PM (fKWf6)


I know right!

You think I would have noticed that.

Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 01, 2017 04:27 PM (mf5HN)

843 840 Random thought: is this pullout Trump's way of setting up his NAFTA negotiations?
Posted by: Country Singer at June 01, 2017 04:26 PM (uiwCw)

Or Naptha?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 04:27 PM (mbhDw)

844

Pelosi
POTUS' decision to support a dirty energy agenda & pull out of #ParisAgreement is a grave threat to our planet.

Bill de Blasio
President Trump should know that climate change is a dagger aimed straight at the heart of New York City.

Tom Steyer
If Trump pulls the US out of the #ParisAgreement he will be committing a traitorous act of war against the American people. My statement:

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 04:27 PM (fceHP)

845 "On my way home tonight I'm going to stop and fill my full size truck up with liberal tears. Stuff runs better than 93 Octane."

It'll corrode the fuel lines. Think of what those people routinely take into their bodies.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 01, 2017 04:28 PM (ujwCG)

846 " but climate change is a real problem."

No it's not.

Posted by: Chris M at June 01, 2017 04:28 PM (eAZVt)

847 Or Naptha?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2017 04:27 PM (mbhDw)




Makes great Zippo lighter fuel.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 01, 2017 04:28 PM (uiwCw)

848

going to watch his speech again

good times

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 04:28 PM (fceHP)

849 We should get on board with Zimbabwe, Cube and North Korea and protect the future.

Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2017 04:28 PM (1BQGO)

850 I still hate fucking Star Wars

-
Good. Good. Embrace the dark side.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fart Leader at June 01, 2017 04:28 PM (Nwg0u)

851 674
what did you all think about the several references to "getting back in
it if we can get a better deal"? That's the only thing that gave me even
a little pause....

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The deal is dead because no other country wants the same bad deal America had.

Posted by: The Question at June 01, 2017 04:28 PM (7wyDO)

852 Morons, remember in 2012 when there was a brief, very nanosecond, mention of a lawsuit with the Banksters?

They were a group (Banksters) associated with Obarfy who borrowed 42 trillion from US Treasury for bailout money...and never repaid. The story went poof.

I am sure some of that bailout money was for green and carbon tax crap. Solendra, etc.

Does the MSM pay attention or do investigative reporting? Oh, nooooooooooooooooo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 01, 2017 04:28 PM (fq4ih)

853 Trump has one job, that job is to not be Hillary. Failing to move our embassy to Jerusalem is very much like Hillary. So it's a mixed news day in Kekistan.

Posted by: Lurking Moron at June 01, 2017 04:28 PM (1L9V9)

854 840 Random thought: is this pullout Trump's way of setting up his NAFTA negotiations?
Posted by: Country Singer at June 01, 2017 04:26 PM (uiwCw)



Of course, in the sense that he showed he means business, and was not bluffing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 04:29 PM (Z4Ct4)

855 So, I'm trying to understand the left's nominal argument here...
--

I think I can help here.

Imagine you're a squirrel. A small, young, really stupid squirrel who is also completely hysterical.

Then imagine tha someone hit you on the head with a shovel, probably causing brain damage.

Then, after then, they put you in a carnival Tilt-O-Whirl to make your dizzy.

That is the place that liberals are coming from.

They're essentially retarded, hyseterical, brain damaged and dizzy small brained creatures.

That's where they get their logic.

Posted by: shibumi at June 01, 2017 04:29 PM (aT+Bx)

856 Dozed off. We talking about boobs yet?

Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2017 04:29 PM (Sfs6o)

857 Because they voted in Trump, the Deplorables are terrorists who have taken the rest of the World hostage.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 01, 2017 04:29 PM (+7/1f)

858 OH NOES! Now the urf will be .03 degrees warmer by 2100!!! We're doomed! DOOMED!

Posted by: Marmo, now with 10% more covfefe at June 01, 2017 04:29 PM (xujbM)

859
deray mckesson

don't know who this guy is...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 04:21 PM (fceHP)


Black Lives Matter founder.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 01, 2017 04:30 PM (t6XCL)

860 "Makes an unattractive fart sound for the entire distance."

Renault already marketed and sold the "Le Car".

This one would be perfect as "Le Petomane".

Posted by: torquewrench at June 01, 2017 04:30 PM (ujwCG)

861 Dozed off. We talking about boobs yet?

When are we ever not?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 01, 2017 04:30 PM (YEelc)

862
They were a group (Banksters) associated with Obarfy who borrowed 42 trillion from US Treasury for bailout money...and never repaid.


TRILLION with a "T"?

That's ~three years of GDP. That's not 'borrowable.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 04:30 PM (oVJmc)

863 Hey, can I get a little proactive compassion?

Posted by: The Earf at June 01, 2017 04:30 PM (Tyii7)

864 Glorious day today, June 1st. Thank you, President Trump!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 01, 2017 04:15 PM (fq4ih)

---

June Firsteenth.

Sounds familiar, but I don't think it's taken yet. I hereby claim it as "As President I can put no interest before that of the American people" Day

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at June 01, 2017 04:31 PM (fD1ST)

865 Bruce Jenner is a fake woman, yes, but climate change is a real problem.
Posted by: E at June 01, 2017 04:24 PM (WWEHF)



It's as real as Pamela Anderson's boobs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 04:31 PM (Z4Ct4)

866 And Bruce Jenner is a woman

Posted by: Bill Nye the Science Guy at June 01, 2017 04:31 PM (FlsAM)

867 Dozed off. We talking about boobs yet?

Yes.

DeBlasio's tweet is a couple comments back.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2017 04:31 PM (B+qrE)

868 Makes an unattractive fart sound for the entire distance.
Posted by: Circa
----------------

That actually has happened, kinda. Way back, there was a guy at Indy who locked up his brakes and skidded halfway down the straight. His flat-spotted tires melted into the paving.

When they tried to move the car, pulling the tires loose, they reportedly made "rude noises".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2017 04:31 PM (ZO497)

869 Madman Trump Pulls Out of Paris Accords!

Women and minorities hardest hit.

Posted by: The New York Times at June 01, 2017 04:31 PM (TKf/P)

870 Trump is on the way to destroy the earth ! Nice job Trump you lying sack of dog poo... What do I tell my Grandchildren when the world no longer exists ????????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 01, 2017 04:31 PM (WmgTn)

871 857 Because they voted in Trump, the Deplorables are terrorists who have taken the rest of the World hostage.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 01, 2017 04:29 PM (+7/1f)



So finally we'll get some respect?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 04:32 PM (Z4Ct4)

872 I was 'born in the U.S.A.', but I hate America and Americans. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to lick some doughnuts.

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at June 01, 2017 04:14 PM (vRcUp)

Is "doughnuts" jersey slang for fat guy asshole? Because that would make sense. And Springsteen sucks.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 01, 2017 04:32 PM (t06LC)

873 Classic Ace.

Posted by: gzulux at June 01, 2017 04:32 PM (gNhR0)

874 Anecdotally, this news is so utterly devastating that the Dow has hit a record high.

Posted by: shibumi at June 01, 2017 04:32 PM (aT+Bx)

875 Fareed Zakaria talking about withdrawal from Paris deal: "this is the day that the United States resigned as the leader of the free world."
____________________

No, that was Election Day 2008 (and again in 2012).

Today was the day we announced that we're back, we're ready to kick some asses, and we're taking names.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2017 04:32 PM (riF5p)

876 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to lick some doughnuts.
___
That's my act!

Posted by: Ariana Grande at June 01, 2017 04:32 PM (eSx+E)

877 Al Gore must be TICKED that Clinton shenanigans have screwed over his future plans not once, but twice. Mwahahaha.

Posted by: LizLem at June 01, 2017 04:32 PM (hvf9s)

878 "A couple of years back, some random French tinkereur was talking up the wonders of his new design for a car that runs on compressed air.

For about three feet."


I was in an airport bar a few years ago and the idiot next me what I did. When I said IP attorney, he went on some diatribe about Exxon bought a bunch patents for super efficient engines in the 1960's and is keeping them hidden to protect their business. The cute bartender burst out laughing as I politely explained that patents are public records, and if his story was true, those patents would have expired in the 1980's and be public domain. The ability of people to just people idiotic things so long as it confirms their biases amazes me.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 01, 2017 04:33 PM (OD2ni)

879 853 Trump has one job, that job is to not be Hillary. Failing to move our embassy to Jerusalem is very much like Hillary. So it's a mixed news day in Kekistan.
Posted by: Lurking Moron at June 01, 2017 04:28 PM (1L9V9)

Patience.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 01, 2017 04:33 PM (Vf2XA)

880 Also, as a general principle, you haven't the
slammed the door. Rather, you've left the door open so in the future,
you can reconsider without having to climb down.



Last, you haven't totally rejected the other side. You've let them
save some face. ("I'm started seeing someone else, but I hope we can
just be friends.")



It's almost as if Trump has negotiated before.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 04:22 PM (Z4Ct4)

Yes and that would include China and India reducing emissions bigly.

Posted by: MAC-SOG at June 01, 2017 04:33 PM (QPdNE)

881 Springsteen is a homo.

Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2017 04:33 PM (Sfs6o)

882 Bruce Jenner is a fake woman, yes, but climate change is a real problem.
Posted by: E at June 01, 2017 04:24 PM (WWEHF)



So why don't you call it "global warming" anymore?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 04:33 PM (Z4Ct4)

883 Some Dem just called this "an act of war" and "traitorous".

I'm dying on the floor here. Help me. Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 04:33 PM (xWT2T)

884
Looks like picked a wrong time to quit drinking booze before 6AM.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 01, 2017 04:33 PM (t6XCL)

885 827 Bruce Jenner is a fake woman, yes, but climate change is a real problem.
Posted by: E at June 01, 2017 04:24 PM (WWEHF)


Any "science" that alters its data, silences its dissenters, requires a redistribution of wealth, allows its proponents to live dream lifestyles while scolding the rest of us to live like the Amish, that changes its narrative from "the world is cooling and we're all going to freeze to death (1960s) to the world is warming and we're all going to cook to death (1990s) IS NOT SCIENCE.

The global warming narrative is an ingenious way to subjugate people.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 01, 2017 04:33 PM (TdMsT)

886 What do I tell my Grandchildren when the world no longer exists ????????

They'll never be able to hear you in the vacuum, you stoopid bint.

Posted by: The Earf at June 01, 2017 04:33 PM (Tyii7)

887 From HA

"I'm meeting tonight and tomorrow the Chinese prime minister in Brussels and we need to talk about this with the Chinese. We have explained to [President] Trump in Taormina it wouldn't be good for the world and the U.S. if the U.S. took a step back from the world stage because vacuum will be replaced and the Chinese are pushing to take over the lead,"

Oh please let the Chinese hobble their economy on this delusion. They won't. They aren't that stupid. They'll just say they will to keep us doing it instead.

Posted by: mikethemoose at June 01, 2017 04:34 PM (6rfWc)

888 Here, folks, is just a portion of the work of fiction in question...

In order to achieve the long-term temperature goal set out in Article 2, Parties aim to reach global peaking of
greenhouse gas emissions as soon as possible, recognizing that peaking will take longer for developing country
Parties, and to undertake rapid reductions thereafter in accordance with best available science, so as to achieve a
balance between anthropogenic emissions by sources and removals by sinks of greenhouse gases in the second
half of this century, on the basis of equity, and in the context of sustainable development and efforts to eradicate
poverty

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2017 04:34 PM (B+qrE)

889 853 Trump has one job, that job is to not be Hillary. Failing to move our embassy to Jerusalem is very much like Hillary. So it's a mixed news day in Kekistan.
Posted by: Lurking Moron at June 01, 2017 04:28 PM (1L9V9)


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I have a feeling that this delay was at the request of Netanyahu.

Posted by: Soona at June 01, 2017 04:34 PM (ZVu8U)

890 Am I the Official Pessimist around here ? I kinda' feel like I am. I'm cool with it.

I see ZERO downside with this decision by Trump today.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2017 04:35 PM (So0JQ)

891 My dick is so hard I bet it could hold a dozen donuts.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 04:35 PM (xWT2T)

892 415
Bill Kristol and the rest of the #Nevertrumpers most butt hurt.




WAR BITCHES. I love the smell.......




http://tinyurl.com/ogupa4v

Posted by: Ralph at June 01, 2017 04:35 PM (5/noJ)

893 Seriously, enjoy the butthurt of the Mayor of Pittsburgh

https://twitter.com/billpeduto

Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2017 04:35 PM (7HtZB)

894 Any "science" that alters its data, silences its dissenters, requires a redistribution of wealth, allows its proponents to live dream lifestyles while scolding the rest of us to live like the Amish, that changes its narrative from "the world is cooling and we're all going to freeze to death (1960s) to the world is warming and we're all going to cook to death (1990s) IS NOT SCIENCE.
_______________

And don't forget: has models that can't even accurately "predict" the weather looking into the past . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 01, 2017 04:35 PM (riF5p)

895 853 Trump has one job, that job is to not be Hillary. Failing to move our embassy to Jerusalem is very much like Hillary. So it's a mixed news day in Kekistan.
Posted by: Lurking Moron at June 01, 2017 04:28 PM (1L9V9)
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That's so far down on my list of "Must do's", "would likes", "Nice sentiment but really don't care" that it's background noise.

Posted by: WisRich at June 01, 2017 04:35 PM (hdpay)

896 Just two days after being beheaded, the golden god-man crumples up the Paris Accord and throws it into the Trashcan of the Wrong Side of History and releases 100 tons of concentrated CO2 in the form of crestfallen, panicking , whimpering cry-babies rage-stroking agony.

Posted by: Marmo, now with 10% more covfefe at June 01, 2017 04:35 PM (xujbM)

897 I figured it out! that new poster "E" is Egg McMuffin from Utah!!!!

Give it up Egg, you're never gonna be a Congressman, or a Senator. You ought to be working on your food service skills.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2017 04:36 PM (QOaYT)

898 @862, Mr Peebles, I writes what I read and remembered.

Google Banksters. Twas evil afoot.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 01, 2017 04:36 PM (fq4ih)

899 Nood ISIS

Posted by: josephistan at June 01, 2017 04:37 PM (7HtZB)

900 Random thought: is this pullout Trump's way of setting up his NAFTA negotiations?
Posted by: Country Singer at June 01, 2017 04:26 PM (uiwCw)


Of course, in the sense that he showed he means business, and was not bluffing.Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 04:29 PM
A man who can negotiate and isn't afraid to lead is extremely hot, IMHO.Progressives should be afraid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB37Xobja4w

Posted by: shibumi at June 01, 2017 04:37 PM (aT+Bx)

901 nood

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 01, 2017 04:37 PM (s/EUv)

902 1,000 on a Thursday afternoon?


Posted by: Ralph at June 01, 2017 04:37 PM (5/noJ)

903 deray mckesson



Trump is determined to undo every positive thing that the first black president ever did, piece by piece.



don't know who this guy is...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 04:21 PM (fceHP)

He is the "co-founder" of black lives matter. And by "co-founder", I mean "well paid Soros Stooge".

Posted by: redbanzai at June 01, 2017 04:37 PM (rAIG/)

904 Fareed Zakaria looks exactly like the guy in The Last Crusade the moment after he drank from the wrong cup.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 01, 2017 04:37 PM (nILVB)

905 You'd think all these forecasts of OMG ECONOMIC DISASTER for walking away from this would clue people in that it's a scam that a lot of people are looking to make lots and lots of money off of.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 04:37 PM (oVJmc)

906 The NY Slimes is saying it will take 4 years to pull out of the accord and that the voters in 2020 will have the final say if they vote Trump out.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 01, 2017 04:38 PM (s/EUv)

907 Trump has one job, that job is to not be Hillary. Failing to move our embassy to Jerusalem is very much like Hillary. So it's a mixed news day in Kekistan.

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Lol the delay is so Trump has more time to take in bids by cement companies who will build the wall around the embassy, complete with automated 50 caliber guns and proximity mines.

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at June 01, 2017 04:38 PM (+dsLj)

908 On top of getting out of this bad deal our emissions are down anyway. LED lighting and natural gas, (fracking and technology are great)

Posted by: USNtakim at June 01, 2017 04:39 PM (zZWkn)

909 More...

This Agreement, in enhancing the implementation of the Convention, including its objective, aims to strengthen
the global response to the threat of climate change, in the context of sustainable development and efforts to
eradicate poverty, including by:
(a) Holding the increase in the global average temperature to well below 2 °C above pre-industrial levels and to pursue efforts to limit the temperature increase to 1.5 °C above pre-industrial levels, recognizing that
this would significantly reduce the risks and impacts of climate change;

Bolded: WTF. WHAT PRE-INDUSTRIAL TEMP, ASSHATS?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 01, 2017 04:39 PM (B+qrE)

910 I was in an airport bar a few years ago and the idiot next me what I did. When I said IP attorney, he went on some diatribe about Exxon bought a bunch patents for super efficient engines in the 1960's and is keeping them hidden to protect their business. The cute bartender burst out laughing as I politely explained that patents are public records, and if his story was true, those patents would have expired in the 1980's and be public domain. The ability of people to just people idiotic things so long as it confirms their biases amazes me.
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 01, 2017 04:33 PM (OD2ni)



Patent law, much like chemistry (diet/ nutrition/ health advice), seems to generate all sorts of ridiculous memes among the unwashed.

My favorite on patent law was the liberal chick who was bleating about some evil corporation patenting the neem tree, and how that would devastate impoverished farmers in India, who would now face jail time if they "violated" (her word) the patent.

Where to start? The patent of course concerned an extract of some shit from the neem tree. I pointed out to her that a) naturally occuring things cannot be patented (otherwise I'd have patented oxygen), b) patent infringement is a civil, not a criminal matter, and my favorite, c) it's amazing how little force American law has in India.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 04:39 PM (Z4Ct4)

911 My dick is so hard I bet it could hold a dozen donuts.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 04:35 PM
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Do you have an iron deficiency?

Most of the 'rons are using their dick for excavating and other types of work done by heavy machinery today

Posted by: shibumi at June 01, 2017 04:39 PM (aT+Bx)

912 Although I wish Trump would go ahead and move the embassy, I can see with all the shit going on with Iran and Hamas and Syria, he didn't need one more shitstorm going on in the area. What he did was just to kick the can for 6 months. Not exactly a profile in courage, but not TEOTWAWKI either.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2017 04:39 PM (QOaYT)

913 "I see ZERO downside with this decision by Trump today."

There will be attacks from the Left on all fronts and it'll be global. The likes of Merkel may retaliate with things like boycotts. (Merkel's pique last week was because Trump told her where he was leaning).

They will want to cause the US pain, to be blamed on Trump.

The Left will try to hit him with other things, hoping to get him impeached.

As I said above, a lot of people cheering today will flake, because they always do.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 01, 2017 04:39 PM (+7/1f)

914 Utah is a beautiful state, but I'm from Massachusetts. And egg mcmuffin sounds like a stupid name. Their biscuits are better. (Though chick fil a is best fast food for breakfast.)

Posted by: E at June 01, 2017 04:39 PM (WWEHF)

915 They just don't get it- do they?

Most of America is cheering.

Do they believe most people are that unintelligent, we can't see this was subterfuge and bad for the country?

Billion dollar slush funds we largely financed with foreign nations as the beneficiaries?

Job crushing standards for us and none for the worlds biggest offenders- while they steal our jobs?

Stealing billions from the treasury in his waning days so Obama could fund this scheme- taking that money from the military and domestic priorities?

Do they believe they are that much more superior we don't get this?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 04:39 PM (xWT2T)

916 DeBlasio pledges to stay in the Paris Accord.

So at least they still have NYC.

Posted by: phineas gage at June 01, 2017 04:40 PM (XsVWn)

917 Patent Law - I live in East Texas, know quite a few patent attorneys who've been making a really good living here.

And then SCOTUS went and nuked our Rocket Docket. Well, so much for those good times. Locals are either gonna find other fields of work or start looking for condos in Delaware.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2017 04:41 PM (QOaYT)

918 Trump is determined to undo every positive thing that the first black president ever did, piece by piece.


It's a specious point, because the Magic Negro didn't do anything positive.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 04:42 PM (Z4Ct4)

919 A suggestion for a Trump tweet:

As the former esteemed President Obama once said, "I won'".




Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2017 04:43 PM (oiNtH)

920 I'll be curious to see if they can keep the vast wind-and-fog machine churning after this. My guess is no. Watch the climate change scam rapidly deflate as the crowd moves on.

Epic day for Trump. I don't know who wrote the 'Pittsburgh-Paris' line, but it will be long remembered. Landslide reelection with a booming economy.

Posted by: phineas gage at June 01, 2017 04:43 PM (XsVWn)

921 This makes me happy, gleefully happy.

And if PDT asked for oral sex I'd blow him like a Cat 5 hurricane.

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at June 01, 2017 04:43 PM (W6u6R)

922 As I said above, a lot of people cheering today will flake, because they always do.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 01, 2017 04:39 PM (+7/1f)


You're right. Good call.

But I won't be one of 'em.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2017 04:43 PM (So0JQ)

923 Bad news: I have to get back to work this afternoon.

Good news: That work involves writing a policy brief in my running series on what the trump presidency means for Obama's fossil fuel regs. And believe me, having covered those same policies as they were shat out by Obama over 8 years was soul numbing.

Bad news: I have to play it straight journalism style.

Posted by: Keith at June 01, 2017 04:44 PM (USf3s)

924 445 This is a sad day for America and just further shows we are Russia's pawn.
Posted by: Rick Wilson at June 01, 2017 03:49 PM (FqgrG)




Uh, Russia would love to see US economic power choked.

But projection does not just happen at the theatre for you leftists.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 01, 2017 04:44 PM (ujg0T)

925 Hilarious. They can't "stay" in the Paris Accord. They're not a signatory.

BTw are they going to sign up and fund the Green Scheme?

I'm sure these cities and state voters will love to fund that. You know, because they love people nudging in on their suckling if taxpayer funds.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2017 04:44 PM (xWT2T)

926 I'll believe it after he actually does it.

Posted by: TB at June 01, 2017 04:44 PM (wNx6K)

927 437 Sad day.

The Paris Accord wasn't strong enough, but at least it recognized there was a problem. To see people cheering this is just surreal. Have you guys no shame? Do you hate the world that much?

BTW, to the "God will save us from climate change" crowd, the Bible never says that humans are incapable of causing large scale damage to the planet, animals, and each other. He won't cause a worldwide flood that kills everything again. That's about the only relevant promise to be found in actual scripture. Disasters short of that, including man made ones, are still on the table.
Posted by: E at June 01, 2017 03:48 PM (WWEHF)




All hail the Computer Model "Baal". We must sacrifice all to it!!!

You leftists have such a caricatured view of us.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 01, 2017 04:45 PM (ujg0T)

928 Any "science" that alters its data, silences its dissenters, requires a redistribution of wealth, allows its proponents to live dream lifestyles while scolding the rest of us to live like the Amish, that changes its narrative from "the world is cooling and we're all going to freeze to death (1960s) to the world is warming and we're all going to cook to death (1990s) IS NOT SCIENCE.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 01, 2017 04:33 PM (TdMsT)



Absolutely right, but most people don't have a stranglehold on what science is, or how it works.

But everyone should appreciate that the Reds have pushed socialism for the last 150 years under various guises: it'd be more efficient, it'd be more fair, it'd avoid boom-bust cycles, it'd obviate unemployment, and now ... it's necessary to save the planet.

Nice try, Reds, but the dogs don't like the dog food, no matter how you package and market it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2017 04:46 PM (Z4Ct4)

929 904 Fareed Zakaria looks exactly like the guy in The Last Crusade the moment after he drank from the wrong cup.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 01, 2017 04:37 PM (nILVB)


I always see him as one of the Aliens in Mars Attacks.

Posted by: Keith at June 01, 2017 04:46 PM (USf3s)

930 921 This makes me happy, gleefully happy.

And if PDT asked for oral sex I'd blow him like a Cat 5 hurricane.
Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at June 01, 2017 04:43 PM (W6u6R)


Well. That's good to know.

Just making small talk here ... what else elevates your Happy Status to Gleeful ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2017 04:46 PM (So0JQ)

931
This makes me happy, gleefully happy.

And if PDT asked for oral sex I'd blow him like a Cat 5 hurricane.
Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench


Sounds like Nina Burleigh and her love of Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2017 04:47 PM (IqV8l)

932 As stupid as "global cooling" and "global warming" were as concepts used to seize power, "climate change" is vastly more stupid?




The climate has changed, is changing and will change forever more. Do the progtards really think they can pick a point in time as the "perfect" climate and make it stay that now and forever more?




They obviously took the wrong lesson from the story of King Canute ordering the tide to cease its movement.

Posted by: redbanzai at June 01, 2017 04:47 PM (rAIG/)

933 President Trump is married to Melania, phineas gage, not Hillary. And he doesn't get his fudge packed by his Reggie Love, unlike the Chimp in Chief. So he has no desire for you to "blow him like a Cat 5 hurricane."

Just sayin'...

Posted by: Mark Matis at June 01, 2017 04:48 PM (3L7nU)

934 I know right!



You think I would have noticed that.



Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at June 01, 2017 04:27 PM (mf5HN)


Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks oiling up in your living room didn't tip you off?

Also, notice how I've not made any "sandy cookie" jokes because it wasn't just an act of Congress that made me a gentleman.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 01, 2017 04:48 PM (fKWf6)

935 Tom Steyer
If Trump pulls the US out of the #ParisAgreement he will be committing a traitorous act of war against the American people. My statement:

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 04:27 PM (fceHP)

---

It's going to be comical if "global warming" is what changes the civil war from cold to hot.

Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here But He Knows the Wi-Fi Key and Helps With The Weedeating at June 01, 2017 04:49 PM (fD1ST)

936 Mark Matis--that wasn't my post.

Just sayin....

Posted by: phineas gage at June 01, 2017 04:49 PM (XsVWn)

937 103 "Big business is all butthurt over this decision.



Why the hell are they supporting it?



Posted by: Dack Thrombosis"



Many companies, ie the large electric utilities, automakers, oil companies, etc, are already in compliance. You cannot wait until laws and regs take effect to initiate change. Go back to the '92 Montreal Accords and look what happened to the HVACR industry, and then keep in mind that the EPA has been in permanent residence in their nether regions ever since.

Posted by: Free Beer Tomorrow at June 01, 2017 04:52 PM (Ox0D1)

938 933

I take you haven't been around these parts long enough to know who I am and and have a sense of humor so...FO.

Have a nice day.

:-)


Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at June 01, 2017 04:52 PM (W6u6R)

939 Utah is a beautiful state, but I'm from Massachusetts. And egg mcmuffin sounds like a stupid name. Their biscuits are better. (Though chick fil a is best fast food for breakfast.)

Posted by: E at June 01, 2017 04:39 PM (WWEHF)

Well then, that explains a lot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2017 04:52 PM (7MWCL)

940 What's next on the chopping block?? This ride doesn't end for a while! I want the dept of education razed!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2017 04:55 PM (pUDQf)

941 26 I'll believe it after he actually does it.
Posted by: TB at June 01, 2017 04:44 PM (wNx6K)

--------------

He just did, or weren't you listening. Emphatically announcing it to the world means it's done.

Posted by: Soona at June 01, 2017 04:56 PM (Mvu2H)

942 I'd like to eat, but I'm saving room for Bill Nye's tears.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2017 04:12 PM (oVJmc)

Since Bill Nye apparently DIDN'T save the world, can Netflix finally cancel his stupid show?

Posted by: LizLem at June 01, 2017 04:57 PM (hvf9s)

943 Mark Matis--that wasn't my post.

Just sayin....

Posted by: phineas gage

I think you missed the intent of mpfs's post. It made me laugh out loud

Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2017 04:57 PM (oiNtH)

944 943 was meant for Mark Matis

Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2017 04:58 PM (oiNtH)

945 Does anyone know how poor Al Gore is right now? Are his chakras in an uproar? Should someone call 911?

Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2017 05:01 PM (oiNtH)

946 Just putting a post in toward 1000 ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2017 05:02 PM (So0JQ)

947 Donald Trump, his eyes filled with tiny gold flakes that whir as if stirred by tiny winds...

Posted by: Kenneth Robeson, aka Lester Dent at June 01, 2017 05:02 PM (3Lyjl)

948 Speaking of musk, Elon, the boy genius and historic securer of government welfare, has threatened something-or-other if Trump withdraws. Let's see if he's as much a man of his word as Trump is.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's apprentice at June 01, 2017 05:04 PM (s/yC1)

949 Cheri ,

You got the joke. Glad to make you laugh out loud!

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at June 01, 2017 05:04 PM (W6u6R)

950 This whole thing was just a scheme to give the ruling elite the power to decide who gets the TRILLIONS of dollars to the rent seekers and the politically connected to develop "alternative energy", money they will rob form the US.

It would just lead to massive corruption on a global scale.

Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2017 05:04 PM (yOqwj)

951 @948 - I love all these people who think they can threaten the POTUS.

Really, Euroweenies? What the hell are you gonna do about anything?

Really, Musk? Be a shame if all that federal welfare suddenly dried up.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 01, 2017 05:05 PM (nILVB)

952 945
Does anyone know how poor Al Gore is right now? Are his chakras in an uproar? Should someone call 911?

Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2017 05:01 PM (oiNtH)

With any luck he's curled up in a corner of his 10,000sq ft mansion having tremors, thumb in his mouth and uttering nonsense.
Reality is he's out gallivanting around in his private jet or SUV convoy running towards any microphone he can see

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2017 05:06 PM (jxbfJ)

953 O/T: BREAKING: France, Germany, Italy issue joint statement saying Paris climate accord can't be renegotiated.


I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
Posted by: Darth Two-Scoops

This was so good I had to post it from the new thread.

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at June 01, 2017 05:07 PM (W6u6R)

954 951
@948 - I love all these people who think they can threaten the POTUS.



Really, Euroweenies? What the hell are you gonna do about anything?



Really, Musk? Be a shame if all that federal welfare suddenly dried up.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 01, 2017 05:05 PM (nILVB)

Simple reply:
"Look it you EU weenies. We came over and saved your ass not once, but TWICE! It doesn't take a clairvoyant to see you are going to need it again with all those muzzies you are importing. If you have any aspirations of us coming over to save you from yourselves, you would STFU and STFD."

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2017 05:07 PM (jxbfJ)

955 mpfs,

I just knew that there was something that I liked about you, wench!

Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2017 05:08 PM (oiNtH)

956 It would just lead to massive corruption on a global scale.


Posted by: Javems

A global Solyndra.

Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2017 05:10 PM (oiNtH)

957 Did anyone post about Pittsburgh mayor announcing his intention to stay in the Paris Accord?

Posted by: kallisto at June 01, 2017 05:10 PM (gssPL)

958 Oh I scrolled up and saw that it was mentioned. Weapons grade dumbassery, that.

Posted by: kallisto at June 01, 2017 05:11 PM (gssPL)

959 949 Cheri ,

You got the joke. Glad to make you laugh out loud!

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at June 01, 2017 05:04 PM (W6u6R)


It was funny. Don't worry about it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 01, 2017 05:13 PM (So0JQ)

960 'Did anyone post about Pittsburgh mayor announcing his intention to stay in the Paris Accord? '

It's a whole group of butthurt cities and liberal mayors; seems to be the sanctuary city group, no surprise:

https://tinyurl.com/ya7nrn4y

Posted by: phineas gage at June 01, 2017 05:21 PM (XsVWn)

961 "Look it you EU weenies. We came over and saved your ass not once, but TWICE!



THREE times, really, with the Soviets.

And with the muslim savages it will be Four. I predict it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 01, 2017 05:28 PM (ujg0T)

962 947 Kenneth Robeson, aka Lester Dent

Nice Doc Savage reference there. Well Done.

Now is Mattis MonK or is it Bannon?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 01, 2017 05:42 PM (u82oZ)

963 Bees flit
Birds flutter
Shep Smith testiculates wildly

Posted by: Norm Crosby at June 01, 2017 06:08 PM (+kahX)

964
Are they going to say he's "Leaking" the Paris Climate Agreement details?

lol, this is great. He's telling us how it hurts us.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2017 03:32 PM (fceHP


Man, I hope so....

Posted by: The Lonebadger at June 01, 2017 06:11 PM (5leUT)

965 "Meanwhile, "True Conservatives" who long opposed it are now backtracking and suggesting maybe we should stay in."

I would be lying if not admitting my first reaction was "which neocons?" The first TRUE CONSERVATIVE!!! I discovered who had flipped was the execrable Jennifer Rubin. While my confirmation bias was validated, I felt dirty to have (a) near-Alt Right thoughts and ever to have (b) taken any neoconservatives seriously.

I truly hope one of these types gets their ass stomped by a leftist mob while virtue signaling about their climate sophistication and the video goes viral.

Great day for American sovereignty and further diminishing the treasonous filth in our ranks.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 01, 2017 06:18 PM (6gR7l)

966 Breaking: Denver will be underwater in eight years.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 01, 2017 06:19 PM (6gR7l)

967 My dicks so hard even Cathy Griffin can't cut off its head.

Posted by: saf at June 01, 2017 06:25 PM (+zN6H)

968 967
My dicks so hard even Cathy Griffin can't cut off its head.

Posted by: saf at June 01, 2017 06:25 PM (+zN6H)

A blue steel throbber?

Posted by: Ralph at June 01, 2017 06:57 PM (NbJXF)

969 You loon. Best delivery of news ever!

Posted by: Chip at June 01, 2017 07:39 PM (KXQr+)

970 Trump DID this for America ,
But we know ( heh,heh ) he ENJOYED it , too .
And maybe that's the best part !

Obama to Donald ; " At least I'll go down as a President of USA
Going down,down,down,down,down.

Posted by: deguello at June 01, 2017 07:58 PM (HtFx2)

971 HOLY CRAP! This will be a classic for years! All I know is that I am not a God. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLaTKOJe-R0

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at June 02, 2017 01:24 AM (TUhW5)

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