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CNN Severs Ties With Sad Lonely Clownwhore Kathy Griffin
CNN has terminated our agreement with Kathy Griffin to appear on our New Year's Eve program.
— CNN Communications (@CNNPR) May 31, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Free Beer Tomorrow at May 31, 2017 02:44 PM (xkRaY)
Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at May 31, 2017 02:44 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Free Beer Tomorrow at May 31, 2017 02:45 PM (xkRaY)
Posted by: VKI at May 31, 2017 02:45 PM (qySNZ)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 31, 2017 02:45 PM (QM5S2)
Can't have that, so ass meet curb, Kathy.
Posted by: DocJ at May 31, 2017 02:45 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Toni at May 31, 2017 02:45 PM (ppbIJ)
Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 02:46 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2017 02:46 PM (GBWQj)
Posted by: J. W. Booth at May 31, 2017 02:46 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 31, 2017 02:46 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: MacGruber at May 31, 2017 02:46 PM (C278+)
Just meditate on that for today's GAINZZZ
Posted by: TexasDan at May 31, 2017 02:46 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 31, 2017 02:46 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Climb to New Heights! The Outrage Outlet has AtC Signature Series Step-Stools! at May 31, 2017 02:46 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 02:46 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Really really sick pervert at May 31, 2017 02:46 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at May 31, 2017 02:46 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 02:46 PM (C52a9)
Or a house, after a really big tornado.
Tornadoe? Torvfefe?
Posted by: Free Beer Tomorrow at May 31, 2017 02:47 PM (xkRaY)
Posted by: Sad Lonely Clownwhore at May 31, 2017 02:47 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 02:47 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Furious George at May 31, 2017 02:47 PM (j+dfT)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 31, 2017 02:47 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Ricky Retardo at May 31, 2017 02:47 PM (pchgp)
Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 02:48 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 02:48 PM (luj3F)
http://tinyurl.com/y9d34yej
I always used to think Easterbrook was a somewhat reasonable Lefty. Obviously they are intent on proving there is no such thing.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 31, 2017 02:48 PM (J70i0)
Gee, that must be pretty upsetting to the three people that watch CNN's New Year's Eve show
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 02:48 PM (493sH)
Yes.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 31, 2017 02:48 PM (jjaLl)
I used to laugh at the idea we live in a computer simulation.
I'm not laughing any more.
Posted by: Meremortal, at May 31, 2017 02:48 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 02:49 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 31, 2017 02:49 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: The other Sheen kid... at May 31, 2017 02:49 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Meremortal, at May 31, 2017 02:49 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Really really sick pervert at May 31, 2017 02:46 PM (jjaLl)
Those pRon production outfits run on a shoestring. They couldn't afford an epidemic of broken cameras.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 31, 2017 02:49 PM (7MWCL)
Posted by: TexasDan at May 31, 2017 02:49 PM (yL25O)
Gee, that must be pretty upsetting to the three people that watch CNN's New Year's Eve show
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 02:48 PM (493sH)
6...you forgot the camera crew
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at May 31, 2017 02:49 PM (5Uq5D)
Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 02:49 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: wooga at May 31, 2017 02:50 PM (mqHvU)
Posted by: WHY DID IT TAKE TWENTY-FOUR HOURS? at May 31, 2017 02:50 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 31, 2017 02:50 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2017 02:50 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 02:50 PM (DQ4Fv)
But...who will give me my fake blowjob now!?
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at May 31, 2017 02:46 PM (qJhUV)
Hmm, perhaps this could be my comeback?
Posted by: Milo at May 31, 2017 02:50 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: General Zod at May 31, 2017 02:50 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: TexasDan at May 31, 2017 02:50 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Cascadia at May 31, 2017 02:51 PM (1i0sU)
Yes.
Posted by: Amy Schumer
IT'S FUNNY CAUSE THEY ARE BOTH NO TALENT ANNOYING CVNTS
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 31, 2017 02:51 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2017 02:51 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 02:51 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 02:50 PM (DQ4Fv)
damn, u too fast
Posted by: runner at May 31, 2017 02:51 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 31, 2017 02:51 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2017 02:51 PM (GBWQj)
Posted by: Tami at May 31, 2017 02:52 PM (Enq6K)
==
What will she tell her loyal fan?
Posted by: Mortimer
Thanks mom & dad! ??
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 02:52 PM (U2rG9)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 31, 2017 02:52 PM (+7/1f)
Nah, just kidding. I'm crying because I'm laughing so hard. Kathy Griffin is FINALLY funny.
Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2017 02:52 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 31, 2017 02:52 PM (vw3vT)
Josh Whedon is insane but I know why he is rich and famous. Kathy Griffin's fame is incomprehensible.
She should never be able to work again--apart, perhaps, from working the night shift at an urban Macdonalds.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 02:52 PM (hJrjt)
Like "minded"? Probably can't find a functioning "mind" among them, actually.
But yeah - she'll be doing the Working Class Hero bit among the leftist fever swamps, no doubt.
Posted by: DocJ at May 31, 2017 02:52 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 02:52 PM (MINbv)
Nah, this is just retard strength damage control. Just flailing about in a panic.
Posted by: Max Power at May 31, 2017 02:52 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 31, 2017 02:52 PM (+7/1f)
stop covfefeing on our parade
Posted by: runner at May 31, 2017 02:53 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Tradd at May 31, 2017 02:53 PM (7+kA5)
CNN who no one watches fires Kathy Griffin who no one cares about. It's kind of like a tree falling in a forest scenario
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 02:53 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Naturalfake at May 31, 2017 02:53 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at May 31, 2017 02:53 PM (Ba1ey)
Same here. I used to enjoy his weekly NFL recap, though I have not read anything by him in years. Sad that he has let political hatred eat him up.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 31, 2017 02:53 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Zod Tsu at May 31, 2017 02:53 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Fritz at May 31, 2017 02:53 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 31, 2017 02:53 PM (vw3vT)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 31, 2017 02:53 PM (ILitO)
Any got the Readers Digest version?
Posted by: Naturalfake
Trump tried to tweet re:, biased media coverage & fat fingered covfefe.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 02:54 PM (U2rG9)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 02:54 PM (MINbv)
Pelley Demoted
Gaia Raped
It's been a good day.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 31, 2017 02:47 PM (ul9CR)
=========
Also, a headline on Bing says "Festival Boots Dolezal."
Didn't click on it, but probably good news too.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 02:54 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2017 02:51 PM (kTF2Z)
Not get anyone to watch CBS news
Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 02:54 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Fritz
I think I speak for every man when I say Kathy Griffin makes your dick crawl back up inside you faster than taking a dip in freezing waters
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 31, 2017 02:54 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 31, 2017 02:55 PM (baYK5)
Pres. Trump is meeting with the PM of Vietnam. Trump said to him, There's nothing like the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like covfefe
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 02:55 PM (493sH)
Any got the Readers Digest version?
Posted by: Naturalfake
Trump tried to tweet re:, biased media coverage & fat fingered covfefe.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 02:54 PM (U2rG9)
I think he actually fell asleep tweeting.
Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 02:55 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Ricky Retardo at May 31, 2017 02:55 PM (pchgp)
When you're famous, they let you do that.
Posted by: Zod Tsu at May 31, 2017 02:55 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 02:55 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2017 02:56 PM (mbhDw)
Something is very wrong.
Posted by: Meremortal, at May 31, 2017 02:49 PM (3myMJ)
++++
The fact that the masses are not shocked and un-nerved by the revelation that Comey, the head of the F.B.I. hid behind the drapery in the Oval Office reaffirms that something is very, very wrong. And that's where we are at.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 31, 2017 02:56 PM (+tKYk)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 02:56 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Newsman at May 31, 2017 02:57 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Naturalfake at May 31, 2017 02:57 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: WisRich at May 31, 2017 02:57 PM (hdpay)
Also, a headline on Bing says "Festival Boots Dolezal."
Didn't click on it, but probably good news too.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 02:54 PM (vg8i
"Festival Boots? Floppy, no doubt."
- - Captain Beefheart
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2017 02:57 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 31, 2017 02:57 PM (ILitO)
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their . . .
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT RED-HAIRED THING GROVELING IN ATLANTA! WTF, DUDE!
Posted by: Covfefe the Barbarian at May 31, 2017 02:57 PM (s5o+q)
In fairness, he cast her in that role because it called for someone ugly and annoying, and she fit the bill. The episode about the doll that looks like Mrs. Costanza is hilarious.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 31, 2017 02:57 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 31, 2017 02:57 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 31, 2017 02:57 PM (Qsz0U)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2017 02:51 PM (kTF2Z)
Not get anyone to watch CBS news
I might have been deranged, but at least I wasn't boring.
Posted by: Dan Rather: News Icon at May 31, 2017 02:57 PM (qJhUV)
I'd never heard of her until I saw her on the two Seinfeld episodes.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 02:57 PM (XsVWn)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 31, 2017 02:57 PM (ZQfW9)
BOOM!
Also, Squatty Potty(fitting) dropped the ClownWhore.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 31, 2017 02:57 PM (l4aLi)
Any got the Readers Digest version?
Posted by: Naturalfake
Trump was trying tos end a tweet last night, but while trying to correct a typo, instead of hitting "backspace" he accidentally hit "Send," which caused a bizarre half-written tweet to be sent out to the world -- which ended abruptly with the typo "covfefe."
(Later, he corrected the typo with a new tweet.)
Hilariously, the Left think this is an impeachable offense, and is calling for him to be removed from office, because it proves that he is mentally ill.
So we are using "covfefe" to mock the left's outrage over the stupidest shot imaginable.
Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 02:58 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 02:58 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 02:58 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Zombie Frank Zappa at May 31, 2017 02:58 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: General Zod at May 31, 2017 02:58 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 02:58 PM (493sH)
Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 02:58 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 02:59 PM (vg8iE)
and Tang.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 02:58 PM (MINbv)
And, perhaps, Velveeta.
Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2017 02:59 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 31, 2017 02:59 PM (vw3vT)
Posted by: Said Plastic Surgeons Of America at May 31, 2017 02:59 PM (ndGCC)
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at May 31, 2017 02:59 PM (onq2p)
She sounds like a real charmer.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 31, 2017 02:59 PM (wTwJ2)
http://tinyurl.com/y9d34yej
I always used to think Easterbrook was a somewhat reasonable Lefty. Obviously they are intent on proving there is no such thing.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 31, 2017 02:48 PM (J70i0)
Dude worked for ESPN. That should have been your first clue.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 02:59 PM (y5sPI)
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 02:59 PM (GEpFD)
Senator Al Franken.
Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 02:58 PM (7HtZB)
She's probably less qualified to be a senator than even that homunculus of a skid mark.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2017 02:59 PM (mbhDw)
In a fire.
And she's fortunate that I'm in a good mood today.
Posted by: Steve Skubinna at May 31, 2017 02:59 PM (YrG6T)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 31, 2017 02:57 PM (ILitO)
Covfefe is the Kaboom of Twitter typos.
Posted by: Newsman at May 31, 2017 02:59 PM (XoldI)
So the "director" in Tropic Thunder then?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 02:59 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Naturalfake
Then, the msm tried to make a huge, overblown kerfuffle out of it, and the horde being the horde, grabbed it by the mish and augured in.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 02:59 PM (U2rG9)
Posted by: General Zod at May 31, 2017 02:59 PM (Bdeb0)
BOOM!
==
repost:
The Self-Appointed Media Opinion Shapers are losing. Badly.
Revenue. Advertisers. And worst of all the ability to set the Narrative.
"Russia Russia Russia" is a joke even to the LoFos and LIVs.
The Cable Elite are dying.
Long Live the Internet.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 03:00 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 31, 2017 03:00 PM (rUIbB)
Insider snorts towards deplorables.
See "fey, Tina"
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 02:54 PM (MINbv)
leave me out of this
Posted by: handler, chelsea at May 31, 2017 03:00 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 31, 2017 03:00 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 03:00 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: washrivergal at May 31, 2017 02:56 PM (+tKYk)
It's being done through the internet. Time to disengage as much as possible.
Posted by: Meremortal, at May 31, 2017 03:00 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Soona at May 31, 2017 03:00 PM (WHWD4)
Pinch of Larceny is still for sale on Amazon. Now writing in parallel three follow on stories because my Muse is a bit ADHD whilst amused so getting story bits from all of them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2017 03:00 PM (GBWQj)
For a devotee like Pelley of the progressive identity politics cults of yoof, effnik diversity, and Grrrrl Power, these marching orders must be hard to hear.
"Wait, slow down a minute here, when I said we needed to shunt aside all these graying honky males blocking the professional ladder, I didn't mean ***ME***! I meant those ***OTHER GUYS***! The ***BAD*** ones!"
Posted by: torquewrench at May 31, 2017 03:00 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:01 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 02:58 PM (DQ4Fv)
The irony of today's society. The right is tossing it around glibly.
The left is monetizing it into hats and t-shirts.
Who are the REAL capitalists again?
Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 03:01 PM (y5sPI)
I find used covfefe makes an excellent douche fluid.
Or douche fluid makes an excellent covfefe. I forget which.
Posted by: Kathy Scruntdrip at May 31, 2017 03:01 PM (pchgp)
Pinch of Larceny is still for sale on Amazon. Now writing in parallel three follow on stories because my Muse is a bit ADHD whilst amused so getting story bits from all of them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 31, 2017 03:00 PM (GBWQj)
Pinch of Larceny. ISWYDT
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 31, 2017 03:01 PM (mbhDw)
Trump should ban CNN from the White House press room, until Anderson Cooper blows Kellyanne on live TV.
Posted by: Iblis at May 31, 2017 03:01 PM (9221z)
The guy is 6'-8". Everything he says is a lie to promote the cult of Saint Comey.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:01 PM (XsVWn)
Can't have that, so ass meet curb, Kathy.
Posted by: DocJ at May 31, 2017 02:45 PM (NYS7S)
You're assuming they're smart.
They're not.
Most likely scenario involves advertisers calling and saying Uh...you're not going to have her on the air in January, are you?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2017 03:01 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 31, 2017 03:01 PM (E8apb)
Posted by: Sponge at May 31, 2017 03:01 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: Soona
Would be great to read that she is living under the overpass and giving handjobs to the homeless to survive
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 31, 2017 03:02 PM (FZYNt)
She will make a killing on college campuses, where other comics have stopped going because of the hostile PC climate
Posted by: ThunderB at May 31, 2017 03:02 PM (Qsz0U)
Ole Kathy will be found six months from now promoting German scat pr0n on the internet.
Posted by: Soona at May 31, 2017 03:00 PM (WHWD4)
Hope she was able to grab some of the Squatty Potty stools before they told her to get bent.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 31, 2017 03:02 PM (jxbfJ)
and Tang.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 02:58 PM (MINbv)
And, perhaps, Velveeta.
Posted by: filbert
And Folger's Crystals.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 03:02 PM (U2rG9)
Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 03:02 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 31, 2017 03:02 PM (eASYU)
Trump should ban CNN from the White House press room, until Anderson Cooper blows Kellyanne on live TV.
Posted by: Iblis at May 31, 2017 03:01 PM (9221z)
Plot Twist: The Kellyanne in question is Kelly Ann, a tranny.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2017 03:03 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 31, 2017 03:03 PM (nQHw/)
Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 03:03 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER
================
Say, now that you mention it . . .
Posted by: simplemind at May 31, 2017 03:03 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: runner at May 31, 2017 03:03 PM (c6/9Q)
Oh, I've been doing that for years...
Posted by: Kathy Scruntdrip at May 31, 2017 03:03 PM (pchgp)
***
I've got it! A Kathy Griffin/Margaret Cho co-headlining tour.
Smell the money.
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:03 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Iblis at May 31, 2017 03:01 PM (9221z)
Why would you want to do that to Kellyanne?
Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2017 03:03 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: General Zod at May 31, 2017 03:04 PM (Bdeb0)
Still, we'll take the win. About time the right started pushing back with Alinsky #4.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2017 03:04 PM (NOIQH)
Bonus picture of Kathy Griffin without makeup:
http://tinyurl.com/yazppmcf
Posted by: Monty James at May 31, 2017 03:04 PM (gKOMX)
Sandra Bernhard.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 03:04 PM (z8oRC)
kids were having a hard time with what the hag did. Easterbrook
immediately said that Trump has "put his own boy in play" and he didn't
want to hear about kids being off limits.
http://tinyurl.com/y9d34yej
I always used to think Easterbrook was a somewhat reasonable Lefty. Obviously they are intent on proving there is no such thing.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 31, 2017 02:48 PM (J70i0)
And how in the everlovingF, did Trump 'put his own boy in play'?
Posted by: Tami at May 31, 2017 03:04 PM (Enq6K)
The fact that the masses are not shocked and
un-nerved by the revelation that Comey, the head of the F.B.I. hid
behind the drapery in the Oval Office reaffirms that something is very,
very wrong. And that's where we are at.
Posted by: washrivergal
===
From Breitbart yesterday:
The Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI) recently declassified an April 26, 2017, ruling from FISC, detailing violations of Fourth Amendment rights during the final year of the Obama administration.
...
Writing the 99-page opinion for FISC, Judge Rosemary Collyer castigated the Obama administration for failing to follow the Section 702 procedures designed to ensure that the government does not violate Americans' civil rights as it is performing work that is vitally important to national security. Collyer declared that the previous administration's cavalier violations of Section 702's requirements created "a very serious Fourth Amendment issue."
But you know. Trump said 'covfefe'.
Scary days.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 03:04 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: steevy at May 31, 2017 03:04 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 31, 2017 03:04 PM (O2RFr)
so covfefe will be taking the place of kaboom"
and Tang.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 02:58 PM (MINbv)
And, perhaps, Velveeta.
Posted by: filbert
And Folger's Crystals.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 03:02 PM (U2rG9)
You're soaking in it.
Posted by: Madge at May 31, 2017 03:04 PM (XoldI)
Franken is up for stealing another term in 2018.
I have a feeling he's planning on running for president in 2020.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 31, 2017 03:04 PM (rAqYf)
Trump should ban CNN from the White House press room, until Anderson Cooper blows Kellyanne on live TV.
Posted by: Iblis at May 31, 2017 03:01 PM (9221z)
Seriously iblis?
*wipes cawfee off screen*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 31, 2017 03:04 PM (E8apb)
***
But Coop's a fegeleh!
Ohhhhhhhh, I get it now.
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:05 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: MSM-DNC Narrative Dept. at May 31, 2017 03:05 PM (QtQaN)
Posted by: Iblis at May 31, 2017 03:01 PM (9221z)
Why would you want to do that to Kellyanne?
Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2017 03:03 PM (s5o+q)
Plot Twist: The Kellyanne in question is Kelly Ann, a tranny.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2017 03:03 PM (4ErVI)
Ah. That makes MUCH more sense.
Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2017 03:05 PM (s5o+q)
He can have a champagne toast with Steve Kroft.......out of a girl's ass.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 31, 2017 03:05 PM (OD2ni)
Smell the money.
Oooh! Can I get in on that?
Posted by: Janeane Garafalo at May 31, 2017 03:05 PM (qJhUV)
They cleaned out his office while he was away. Presumably changed the locks as well.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:05 PM (XsVWn)
Posted by: handler, chelsea"
Me too. I played a New Yorker on cable, dontchaknow...
Posted by: Parker, Sarah J at May 31, 2017 03:05 PM (MINbv)
I have a feeling he's planning on running for president in 2020.
***
Nah, the Donks can never run another white male.
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:05 PM (GEpFD)
Insider snorts towards deplorables.
See "fey, Tina"
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 02:54 PM (MINbv)
leave me out of this
Posted by: handler, chelsea at May 31, 2017 03:00 PM (yL25O)
Don't forget about us!
Posted by: The Entire Kardashian Klan at May 31, 2017 03:06 PM (NYS7S)
Smell the money.
Posted by: clint flicker
That's not money. That's piss flaps you're smelling.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 03:06 PM (U2rG9)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 31, 2017 03:06 PM (rAqYf)
Posted by: washrivergal at May 31, 2017 02:56 PM (+tKYk)
My time to shine.
Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at May 31, 2017 03:06 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Kathy Griffin - Sad ClownWhore at May 31, 2017 03:06 PM (l4aLi)
I have a feeling he's planning on running for president in 2020.
only as long as Jill Stein is his running mate
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 31, 2017 03:06 PM (FZYNt)
But you know. Trump said 'covfefe'.
Scary days.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 03:04 PM (C52a9)
Now, if the Fourth Circuit had said "the previous administration's cavalier violations of Section 702's requirements created "a very serious Fourth Amendment covfefe" on the other hand . . .
Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2017 03:06 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:05 PM (GEpFD)
Eh. They have a VERY short window where they could ran an openly gay white male before the Muslims riot.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 03:07 PM (y5sPI)
http://tinyurl.com/yazppmcf
Posted by: Monty James"
I confess. I did it. Please don't post it again.
Posted by: OJ at May 31, 2017 03:07 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: samantha bee at May 31, 2017 03:07 PM (C52a9)
They cleaned out his office while he was away. Presumably changed the locks as well.
The Comey forearm shiv!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 03:07 PM (U2rG9)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 31, 2017 03:07 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:07 PM (GEpFD)
I have a feeling he's planning on running for president in 2020.
***
Nah, the Donks can never run another white male.
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:05 PM (GEpFD)
Two words: Sex Change.
Alice Franken For President!
Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2017 03:07 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:08 PM (XsVWn)
Posted by: Iblis at May 31, 2017 03:01 PM (9221z)
Why would you want to do that to Kellyanne?
Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2017 03:03 PM (s5o+q)
More importantly, how could he do that to Kellyanne?
Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 03:08 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Strobe at May 31, 2017 03:08 PM (gbWkA)
Can't. No more Oldsmobile trunks full o' ballots...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 03:08 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: zombie at May 31, 2017 03:08 PM (DQ4Fv)
AIIIIIgggghhGGHhhhGHhhh
Now laugh!
***
You're close, but the real punchline is, "Now applaud!"
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:08 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Tami at May 31, 2017 03:04 PM (Enq6K)
Because Pres. Trump tweeted something like "my kids, especially Barron, are having a hard time" with him being decapitated in effigy.
For a progtard hater, by calling out his youngest son by name, that puts an 11 year old in "play" as a political figure. Of course, you have to be an absolute a$$hole to ridicule a child under these circumstances.
Posted by: Retire Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 31, 2017 03:08 PM (5Yee7)
Sandra Bernhard.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 03:04 PM (z8oRC)
=======
Oh, yes, the tolerant (racist) Sandra Bernhard who hoped Sarah Palin would be raped.....by big black men.
I wonder why she would think getting raped by big black men would be any worse than getting raped by little black men, big white men, medium Hispanic men....it's just a mystery.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 03:08 PM (vg8iE)
Nothing. They had to bring the median age at 60 Minutes down to under 65.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2017 03:08 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: JB1000 at May 31, 2017 03:08 PM (16OL0)
Posted by: Jeb at May 31, 2017 03:09 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 31, 2017 03:09 PM (Tnhbr)
For a progtard hater, by calling out his youngest son by name, that puts an 11 year old in "play" as a political figure. Of course, you have to be an absolute a$$hole to ridicule a child under these circumstances.
Posted by: Retire Buckeye Cop is now an engineer
and how often did they mention the 2 Obama decorations errr daughters??
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 31, 2017 03:09 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:07 PM (GEpFD)
Considering that Huma is apparently taking Registered Sex Offender Anthony Weiner back, Shrillary Killary is burnt.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 03:09 PM (y5sPI)
Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2017 03:09 PM (/jDGf)
***
Born white. That's not a crime yet, but the Dems are working on it.
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:09 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 31, 2017 03:10 PM (u0s1P)
Now, give up all your H8 and racist speech about "borders" "radical Islamic terror" and the "rule of law" you alt-right-wingers!
Posted by: MSM-DNC Narrative Dept. at May 31, 2017 03:10 PM (QtQaN)
Sally Kohn is right there.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:08 PM (XsVWn)
Sally looks like Justin beiber in 10 years. Sandra is a goddamed Gorgon.
Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 03:10 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Phat Boi, North Korea at May 31, 2017 03:10 PM (gbWkA)
Ah, ye olde double-standard of saying a Republican's kid is fair game because they *gasp* mentioned them in a speech or had them at a campaign or official government event.
Saying an 11 year old is fair game is disgusting.
Also Don jr. tweeted that he's counting down to the moment he has to explain that pick to his young kids because they're bound to see it somewhere.
Honestly, this assassination pr0n stuff is never OK, not with Obama nor Trump, etc..
Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2017 03:10 PM (NOIQH)
God has that covered.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 03:10 PM (U2rG9)
It all depends on who's running the party--the Clinton people or the Obama people.
Hopefully the answer is neither, and it will be civil war.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:10 PM (XsVWn)
Fantastic! Go for it Al. You'll be covfefe'd too.
Posted by: WisRich at May 31, 2017 03:11 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: The Incredibly Stupid Sarah Silverman at May 31, 2017 03:11 PM (qJhUV)
Hopefully the answer is neither, and it will be civil war.
***
Would it be wrong of me to hope for lots of casualties?
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:11 PM (GEpFD)
God has that covered.
Hey, we don't want her..
Posted by: HELL at May 31, 2017 03:11 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: OJ at May 31, 2017 03:07 PM (OD2ni)
Sweet Jesus of the Pruning Shears, that picture is a WMD.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Climb to New Heights! The Outrage Outlet has AtC Signature Series Step-Stools! at May 31, 2017 03:12 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Iblis at May 31, 2017 03:01 PM (9221z)
Why would you want to do that to Kellyanne?
Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2017 03:03 PM (s5o+q)
Plot Twist: The Kellyanne in question is Kelly Ann, a tranny.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2017 03:03 PM (4ErVI)
Ah. That makes MUCH more sense.
Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2017 03:05 PM (s5o+q)
Can I get in on this? My offers to perform are getting thin rather sparse.
Posted by: Lisa Anne at May 31, 2017 03:12 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:08 PM (GEpFD)
You bastard!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 31, 2017 03:12 PM (Zx5WA)
Posted by: Strobe at May 31, 2017 03:12 PM (gbWkA)
It already is. The Dims are flailing away at each other. One would think that having a common enemy would unite them, but it ain't this time around...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 03:12 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: CNN at May 31, 2017 03:12 PM (GEpFD)
======================
sounds about right.
Hope his VP choice is named Stein.
Posted by: simplemind at May 31, 2017 03:12 PM (xVRrG)
Smell the money.
Oooh! Can I get in on that?
Posted by: Janeane Garafalo at May 31, 2017 03:05 PM (qJhUV)
Sure, they did the all wymyn Ghostbusters so now the new flop can be the all wymyn Three Stooges
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 03:12 PM (493sH)
It all depends on who's running the party--the Clinton people or the Obama people.
Hopefully the answer is neither, and it will be civil war.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:10 PM (XsVWn)
They're going to split the baby and nominate The Rock (Dwayne Johnson).
Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 03:12 PM (y5sPI)
Jeb Bush will never be President.
===
"Today in Alternate Universe World , President Jeb Bush pledged America's support for the Paris Climate Accords and 400 billion dollars in aid to Climate Change Awareness research and education. "
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 03:12 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 31, 2017 03:12 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2017 03:13 PM (kTF2Z)
what's the hold up for the nood fbi director?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 31, 2017 03:13 PM (rAqYf)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 31, 2017 03:13 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Rick in SK
Who? Sashimi & Malaria?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 03:13 PM (U2rG9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 31, 2017 03:13 PM (vw3vT)
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:13 PM (XsVWn)
Kim Kardashian was a very hot young friend of Paris Hilton, so she was initially noticed in paparazzi photos. Chris Jenner orchestrated a "leak" of Kim's sex tape to drum up money and publicity at the start of their reality tv gig (back when reality tv had room for a break out star). Thanks to perfect timing, Kim's fame took off. The rest of the family hitched along as "hot relatives of a sex celebrity," until they became celebrities in their own rights. It all makes logical sense.
Posted by: wooga at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (mqHvU)
Posted by: HELL at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (onq2p)
I've got it! A Kathy Griffin/Margaret Cho co-headlining tour.
Smell the money.
Oooh! Can I get in on that?
Posted by: Janeane Garafalo at May 31, 2017 03:05 PM (qJhUV)
That's not money you smell.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2017 03:09 PM (/jDGf)
*****
Or Montreal?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Zombie Dick Clark at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (bc2Lc)
https://tinyurl.com/y9bla4nh
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:13 PM (XsVWn)
======
OMG. How will they ever continue on?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (vg8iE)
especially Barron, are having a hard time" with him being decapitated
in effigy.
For a progtard hater, by calling out his youngest son by name, that
puts an 11 year old in "play" as a political figure. Of course, you
have to be an absolute a$$hole to ridicule a child under these
circumstances.
Posted by: Retire Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 31, 2017 03:08 PM (5Yee7)
But that doesn't make sense. It was after the fact that he mentioned his son. So Trump mentions how hard a time Barron is having with the picture Easterbrook took and Easterbrook says that his kid isn't off limits because TRUMP put his 'kid in play?!
That's batshit crazy....oh wait.....
Posted by: Tami at May 31, 2017 03:15 PM (Enq6K)
Bonus picture of Kathy Griffin without makeup:
http://tinyurl.com/yazppmcf
Posted by: Monty James at May 31, 2017 03:04 PM (gKOMX)
Squatty Potty is another one of those Shark Tank investments that took off like a bat out of hell after the inventors appeared on the show and Grenier gave them an investment.
So the fact that Grenier signed a disgusting no talent comedienne to hawk her constipation aid is helping to prove my suspicions that Lori Greinier is a self made limousine liberal whose pious act on the show is just that, an act. It's probably why she loves to partner with Cuban on deals.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 31, 2017 03:15 PM (31ZTX)
Posted by: CNN at May 31, 2017 03:12 PM (GEpFD)
The Seventh Fleet.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Climb to New Heights! The Outrage Outlet has AtC Signature Series Step-Stools! at May 31, 2017 03:15 PM (hLRSq)
It already is. The Dims are flailing away at each other. One would think that having a common enemy would unite them, but it ain't this time around...
Posted by: Anon a mouse..
That's what happens with special interest groups. They ALL want THEIRS.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 03:15 PM (U2rG9)
221
I've got it! A Kathy Griffin/Margaret Cho co-headlining tour.
Smell the money.
Oooh! Can I get in on that?
Posted by: Janeane Garafalo at May 31, 2017 03:05 PM (qJhUV)
That's not money you smell.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (jxbfJ)
Unless of course the money is a bunch of $1 bills, and at one point in their travels found themselves in some strippers G-string
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 31, 2017 03:15 PM (jxbfJ)
I asked my mother when I grow up what shall I be
Here's what she said to me
Covfefe, covfefe
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Covfefe, covfefe
What will be, will be
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 03:15 PM (493sH)
The Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI) recently declassified an April 26, 2017, ruling from FISC, detailing violations of Fourth Amendment rights during the final year of the Obama administration.
...
Writing the 99-page opinion for FISC, Judge Rosemary Collyer castigated the Obama administration for failing to follow the Section 702 procedures designed to ensure that the government does not violate Americans' civil rights as it is performing work that is vitally important to national security. Collyer declared that the previous administration's cavalier violations of Section 702's requirements created "a very serious Fourth Amendment issue."
But you know. Trump said 'covfefe'.
Scary days.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 03:04 PM (C52a9)
++++
That statement might as well have been written in the wind. The public at large and the media have no ear for disparaging words about anything Obama.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 31, 2017 03:16 PM (+tKYk)
Posted by: wooga at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (mqHvU)
Not to mention that their father was already semi-famous because of the OJ trail.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 03:16 PM (y5sPI)
Posted by: Zombie Dick Clark at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (bc2Lc)
I'll be neck and neck right there with you, pal.
Posted by: Zombie Ted Williams at May 31, 2017 03:16 PM (JO9+V)
I just trolled a vid on ny daily news' youtube channel. Let's see what happens...
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 31, 2017 03:16 PM (rAqYf)
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:16 PM (GEpFD)
Say, what's Sandra Fluke up to these days?
Posted by: CNN at May 31, 2017 03:12 PM (GEpFD)
The Seventh Fleet.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Climb to New Heights! The Outrage Outlet has
AtC Signature Series Step-Stools! at May 31, 2017 03:15 PM (hLRSq)
Someone say "Please clap!" or was it "Please, not the clap!"
Posted by: Jeb Bush at May 31, 2017 03:16 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: vrf at May 31, 2017 03:16 PM (baCC+)
Posted by: Zombie Dick Clark at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (bc2Lc)
I'll be neck and neck right there with you, pal.
Wait for me!
Posted by: Walt Disney at May 31, 2017 03:17 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: mnw at May 31, 2017 03:17 PM (rbgPC)
Posted by: Lamment at May 31, 2017 03:17 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (e8kgV)
Yeah, I'll bet they loved to shut down the Clinton slush fund and spend more time together
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 03:17 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (e8kgV)
---------------
Yeah, we didn't want that stupid presidency anyway!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 31, 2017 03:17 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: wooga at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (mqHvU)
=========
My mother promoted my sex tape too and I never got a reality show!!!!!!!
Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at May 31, 2017 03:17 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Upcoming Tweets from assholes at May 31, 2017 03:17 PM (7uYFy)
https://tinyurl.com/y9bla4nh
***
Oh noes, not Elon~!
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (GEpFD)
But he'll keep taking that sweet government subsidy money, of course.
Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 03:17 PM (7HtZB)
AHA! You've just put your kids in play, Chelsea!!
Aidan is a poopy-pants and Charlotte uses the "Flesh" colored crayon for people, so obviously a white nationalist!!!
Posted by: Gregg Easterbrook at May 31, 2017 03:18 PM (NOIQH)
Smell the money.
Oooh! Can I get in on that?
Posted by: Janeane Garafalo at May 31, 2017 03:05 PM (qJhUV)
Need an opening act?
Posted by: The Dixie Chicks at May 31, 2017 03:18 PM (qJhUV)
***
Come for the covfefe, stay for the...
Um.
I got nothing.
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:18 PM (GEpFD)
Didn't click on it, but probably good news too.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 02:54 PM (vg8iE)
Here it is: "Baltimore Book Festival boots Rachel Dolezal after backlash"
http://tinyurl.com/y8o5zntk
The amazing thing is that Baltimore has book festivals.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:18 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Zombie Dick Clark at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (bc2Lc)
I'll be neck and neck right there with you, pal.
Wait for me!
Posted by: Walt Disney at May 31, 2017 03:17 PM (O2RFr)
I'd join in but I Ain't Got No Body.
Posted by: Zombie Louis Prima at May 31, 2017 03:18 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: m at May 31, 2017 03:18 PM (VgThI)
Apparently it will either be Pistole (Mueller assistant, great name) or Chris Wray, former assistant AG, younger guy.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:18 PM (XsVWn)
***
No wonder BJ looks like he's dying.
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:18 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (e8kgV)
Notice Bill Clinton did add his voice to that sentiment.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:19 PM (SRKgf)
Also, a headline on Bing says "Festival Boots Dolezal."
Didn't click on it, but probably good news too.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 02:54 PM (vg8iE)
Here it is: "Baltimore Book Festival boots Rachel Dolezal after backlash"
http://tinyurl.com/y8o5zntk
The amazing thing is that Baltimore has book festivals.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:18 PM (SRKgf)
They make good kindling
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 31, 2017 03:20 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2017 03:20 PM (/jDGf)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:20 PM (SRKgf)
I've missed the ol' arm-ripper.
Will be good to get him back in the game.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 31, 2017 03:20 PM (ul9CR)
Before she got the eye lifts and butt implants.
Now she looks like a centaur version of Kenny Rogers.
Posted by: wooga at May 31, 2017 03:20 PM (mqHvU)
Posted by: West at May 31, 2017 03:20 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 31, 2017 03:20 PM (rAqYf)
Lewandowski to GOP: "Get on the Trump train or lose the next election."
Ex-fn-actly.====
Did he propose an arms deal?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 03:20 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: Zombie Dick Clark at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (bc2Lc)
I'll be neck and neck right there with you, pal.
Wait for me!
Posted by: Walt Disney at May 31, 2017 03:17 PM (O2RFr)
I'd join in but I Ain't Got No Body.
Posted by: Zombie Louis Prima at May 31, 2017 03:18 PM (PFy0L)
Hey boys, care for some female company to class the joint up?
Posted by: Zombie Jayne Mansfield at May 31, 2017 03:20 PM (JO9+V)
***
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:20 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 31, 2017 03:20 PM (jxbfJ)
Good for stopping bullets, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:20 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: gracepc at May 31, 2017 03:21 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 31, 2017 03:21 PM (vw3vT)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 31, 2017 03:21 PM (ul9CR)
Speaking of the Beast, she's at some conference that CNBC is airing. I'll bet she's still doing the Miss Havisham routine
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 03:21 PM (493sH)
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:21 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:21 PM (XsVWn)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 03:21 PM (z8oRC)
***
No wonder BJ looks like he's dying.
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:18 PM (GEpFD)
Hillary can give the kids the flu, or have them fix Grammy a nice martini just like she showed them.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 31, 2017 03:21 PM (31ZTX)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 31, 2017 02:54 PM (FZYNt)
---
Now you tell me!
Posted by: Caitlyn J at May 31, 2017 03:21 PM (oGRue)
Gee, that must be pretty upsetting to the three people that watch CNN's New Year's Eve show
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Until this controversy started I didn't even know that CNN had a New Year's Eve show.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 31, 2017 03:22 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 31, 2017 03:21 PM (vw3vT)
She's trying to channel John Lennon.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 03:22 PM (z8oRC)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at May 31, 2017 03:22 PM (5fSr7)
***
Hmm....
That Chapman fella got released, didn't he?
Just sayin'.
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:23 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 31, 2017 03:23 PM (ARzf8)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 03:23 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 03:21 PM (z8oRC)
============
There are pockets of the Left that will continue to defend her.
Some of those people are in Congress.
Has Maxine Waters said anything about it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 03:23 PM (viSzi)
The GOPe is more than happy to lose the next election and return to their comfortable minority status, with business as usual.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:23 PM (XsVWn)
Gee, that must be pretty upsetting to the three people that watch CNN's New Year's Eve show
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Until this controversy started I didn't even know that CNN had a New Year's Eve show.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 31, 2017 03:22 PM (+lVUW)
You mean I got my nipples pierced for nothing?
Posted by: Don lemon at May 31, 2017 03:23 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 31, 2017 03:21 PM (31ZTX)
Shrillary Killary is Mallory Archer, just replace the string of hetero sluttiness with a string of sloppy lesbianism.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 03:23 PM (y5sPI)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 31, 2017 03:24 PM (Qsz0U)
Posted by: Zombie Dick Clark at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (bc2Lc)
I'll be neck and neck right there with you, pal.
Wait for me!
Posted by: Walt Disney at May 31, 2017 03:17 PM (O2RFr)
I'd join in but I Ain't Got No Body.
Posted by: Zombie Louis Prima at May 31, 2017 03:18 PM (PFy0L)
Hey boys, care for some female company to class the joint up?
Posted by: Zombie Jayne Mansfield at May 31, 2017 03:20 PM (JO9+V)
All these fucking zombies everywhere.
Where the hell is John Ringo when you need him?
Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2017 03:24 PM (s5o+q)
"6 Baltimore schools, no students proficient in state tests"
http://tinyurl.com/mgpenvs
Hey, they've got a shutout going!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:24 PM (SRKgf)
Tehachapi to Tonapah
Driven every kinda rig that's ever been ma-a-ade
Driven the back roads so I didn't get weighed...
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 31, 2017 03:24 PM (ul9CR)
***
Mallory does her own killing, though.
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:24 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!
Yeah he could put the puck in the net in the early '80's
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 31, 2017 03:24 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
That's a typo. Should be "bookie festivals".
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 03:24 PM (U2rG9)
Posted by: Fritz at May 31, 2017 03:25 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Clemenza at May 31, 2017 03:25 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Ralph at May 31, 2017 03:25 PM (ocNJ7)
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:25 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 31, 2017 03:22 PM (+lVUW)
That's because they go by the islamic calendar.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 31, 2017 03:25 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 31, 2017 03:25 PM (xWT2T)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 03:21 PM (z8oRC)
Tomorrow will be something else. Losing a D list comedienne that couldn't be hired to entertain at Six Flags for one night won't make CNN suddenly decide to become an actual news organization.
They just decided she was expendable because there is a conga line of lewd, hateful rappers, activists, or academics who can take her place.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 31, 2017 03:25 PM (31ZTX)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 31, 2017 03:25 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 31, 2017 03:26 PM (OD2ni)
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He should be hanging out with Paul George of the Indiana Pacers.
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:26 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (e8kgV)
Notice Bill Clinton did add his voice to that sentiment.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:19 PM (SRKgf)
I doubt Hillary remembers the names of the members of her families without a cue cards.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 03:26 PM (hJrjt)
Just a reminder: Hillary repeatedly promised during the campaign that as President, she was going to put Bill in charge of reviving the economy.
Bill, who himself is barely alive.
Also, Hillary didn't have any answers for the implicit question of, good gosh golly, after eight years of the wise economic stewardship of Chicago Jesus, why does the economy even *need* reviving?
Posted by: torquewrench at May 31, 2017 03:26 PM (ujwCG)
"6 Baltimore schools, no students proficient in state tests"
Well, that's because they have to pass around the book.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2017 03:26 PM (qJhUV)
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Yoohoo!! Over here, uh-huh, yep!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 31, 2017 03:27 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Sad Lonely Clownwhores Local 110 at May 31, 2017 03:27 PM (oiNtH)
They didn't run ANY story until 2:00 PM. The WSJ STILL has no story on the "beheading"
No bias in the MSM none. You photo shop a fake lynching of Obama, see how long it takes to get on the front page of the Slime.
Posted by: Ralph at May 31, 2017 03:27 PM (ocNJ7)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 31, 2017 02:47 PM (ul9CR)
Add: USAA signing back on to Hannity show, and dropping MessNbc dreck.
Posted by: kallisto at May 31, 2017 03:27 PM (kD8Fh)
Now the Beast is claiming that the vast majority of Farcebook news was false. That's got to be like an arrow in Suckerberg's heart.
She said we must find a way to combat fake news. Well start with shutting down the MFM
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 03:27 PM (493sH)
I don't mind outrageous, insulting, and offensive comedy, as long as its comedy. But Kathy Griffin exists by being just offensive and awful and getting nervous, uncomortable laughter and confirmation applause, like yelling "orange skinned moron fascist combover!" in your set to get some applause.
She's not a talent. She's unpleasant and awful, and always has been.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2017 03:27 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 31, 2017 03:14 PM (e8kgV)
Let's hope lots more Democrat candidates get unexpected blessings.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:27 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 31, 2017 03:28 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:28 PM (XsVWn)
Like that's rational or something.
It's a channel that functions purely on pathos and crazy. Mostly crazy.
Then they parade as a legitimate news source. If they ever had to engage in an actual intellectual, factual exchange it would sink the whole channel (further).
Posted by: Marcus T at May 31, 2017 03:28 PM (xWT2T)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her"
YOU BIG MEANIE!!
Posted by: Michelle Fields
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So predictable, yet still funny.
Posted by: Simplemind
++++++++++
I know, right?!!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 31, 2017 03:28 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Tami at May 31, 2017 03:15 PM (Enq6K)
I think most people are getting pretty tired of the Leftists' murder fantasies, rioting and general mayhem. Everybody else is looking at their 401Ks gaining like crazy, the 1st Quarter GDP is looking at 3.8% growth and like the fact that the U.S. has a President talking about bringing jobs back to the U.S.
Posted by: Retire Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 31, 2017 03:29 PM (5Yee7)
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She's just carrying on the great tradition of Stewart, Maher, and Colbert. Except those guys have occasionally known to be funny.
Well, except for Colbert.
Posted by: clint flicker at May 31, 2017 03:29 PM (GEpFD)
The Beast - I inherited nothing from the Democrat Party. Gee, after all of their rigging the election for her and this is the thanks they get
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 03:29 PM (493sH)
The news media's treatment of him isn't "coverage," it IS "covfefe." A hot, steaming, odoriferous pile of covfefe.
Posted by: filbert at May 31, 2017 03:29 PM (s5o+q)
Perhaps Chels should try staying home with the Fam instead of showing her ugly mug on all the TV channels...
Posted by: Walt Disney at May 31, 2017 03:29 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Ralph at May 31, 2017 03:29 PM (ocNJ7)
presidential loss was actually an "unexpected blessing" for the family,
because of "all the time we have been able to spend together."
Oh, yeah. It's sooooooo fucking great...
Posted by: Hillary! at May 31, 2017 03:29 PM (qJhUV)
"6 Baltimore schools, no students proficient in state tests"
Well, that's because they have to pass around the book.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2017 03:26 PM (qJhUV)
They were still sleepy from playing midnight basketball.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:29 PM (SRKgf)
A rodeo clown wore an Obama mask and was summarily terminated amidst apoplectic outrage.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:29 PM (XsVWn)
Posted by: Some damn moron at May 31, 2017 03:29 PM (E8apb)
"The difference between liberals and conservatives is that liberals are more likely to condemn the obvious outrages in their own ranks"
Uh yeah, right.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2017 03:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 31, 2017 03:30 PM (ycWCI)
Forced to take "sensitivity training"
Some are more equal than others.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2017 03:30 PM (39g3+)
"The difference between liberals and conservatives is that liberals are more likely to condemn the obvious outrages in their own ranks"
Uh yeah, right.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2017 03:29 PM (39g3+)
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Well, liberals consider the presence of conservatives to be an outrage, and we don't condemn every conservative all the time.
So, they're totes right.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 03:31 PM (viSzi)
The Beast - The Russians influenced voters in the election. Sure they did. And they also had the key to get the strawberries.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 03:31 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 31, 2017 03:31 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 31, 2017 03:31 PM (xWT2T)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 31, 2017 03:30 PM (ycWCI)
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And Minnesota will continue to send him to the Senate until he dies a very old man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 03:31 PM (viSzi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 31, 2017 03:31 PM (ycWCI)
It's the Al Franken decade.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:32 PM (XsVWn)
Well, except for Colbert.
He used to be pretty funny on Jon Stewart before the guy went nuts in 2004, and on rare occasions on his own show. Like when he asked the governor of Illinois why so many people seem to want to flee his state after listing the accomplishments of men like astronauts and explorers.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2017 03:32 PM (39g3+)
presidential loss was actually an "unexpected blessing" for the family,
because of "all the time we have been able to spend together."
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And snipers.
And patriarchy.
And VRWC.
And head injury.
And misogyny.
And pneumonia.
"Unexpected blessings"
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 03:32 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: Dlcreed at May 31, 2017 03:33 PM (0Gqyj)
Posted by: Fritz at May 31, 2017 03:33 PM (2Mnv1)
OK I'll give you that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2017 03:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 03:33 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 31, 2017 03:33 PM (xWT2T)
Posted by: Some damn moron at May 31, 2017 03:33 PM (E8apb)
presidential loss was actually an "unexpected blessing" for the family, because of "all the time we have been able to spend together."
Have they actually been spotted together at any point since the election? I mean, even in the same state?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2017 03:34 PM (39g3+)
They're starved for money!
Oh. Well, um, actually not.
In reality, Baltimore is consistently in the top five or so of the hundred largest metro school districts in the country when those districts are ranked by per-pupil expenditure. Depending on how you reckon it, as much as $17K/pupil/year for K-12.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 31, 2017 03:34 PM (ujwCG)
Forced to take "sensitivity training"
Hello, and welcome to sensitivity training for rodeo clowns...
Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2017 03:34 PM (qJhUV)
"The difference between liberals and conservatives is that liberals are more likely to condemn the obvious outrages in their own ranks"
Uh yeah, right.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2017 03:29 PM (39g3+)
They not only project their bad traits onto conservatives they project conservatives good traits onto themselves. They are mental.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 03:34 PM (z8oRC)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2017 03:35 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Brave New World at May 31, 2017 03:35 PM (cfjq1)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 31, 2017 03:33 PM (xWT2T)
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It worked with the black population in 2016.
Wait a minute...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 03:35 PM (viSzi)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 31, 2017 03:22 PM (+lVUW)
You are a fortunate person, and I'm sorry you have now been given knowledge...
It was just awful. Anderson Cooper normally looks like he never goes outside except on New Years Eve to earn his bonus money and he's miserable. A parade of "guests" come through that consist of every diverse group that believes they are victims of something and want to declare New Years Eve to be the advent of their ascension because they aren't going to take it anymore.
And then there was Kathy Griffin, doing everything but dropping her pants and defecating on camera to get attention. She performed a fake fellatio on Cooper one year, has shown up in a bra during freezing weather just to show what happens , and I'm not sure what else she has done as I do everything I can to avoid watching them.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 31, 2017 03:36 PM (31ZTX)
Posted by: Fritz at May 31, 2017 03:33 PM (2Mnv1)
I fucking LOLd.
)Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 31, 2017 03:36 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Some damn moron at May 31, 2017 03:33 PM (E8apb)
I see others are coming around to my point of view.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:36 PM (SRKgf)
"The difference between liberals and conservatives is that liberals are more likely to condemn the obvious outrages in their own ranks"
Uh yeah, right.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 31, 2017 03:29 PM (39g3+)
They not only project their bad traits onto conservatives they project conservatives good traits onto themselves. They are mental.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 31, 2017 03:34 PM (z8oRC)
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I really want the examples they have in mind.
My bet is that the worst offender is Joe Wilson and "you lie."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 03:36 PM (viSzi)
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Watching CNN and nodding.
Drinking.
Staggering around in the woods.
Whores.
Antibiotics.
Yelling at Russians under the bed.
Texting death threats to Weiner.
Money laundering.
The usual.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 03:36 PM (C52a9)
https://tinyurl.com/y8ksfsk8
Probably still bitter that she could never beat the queen lesbo BJK back in the day.
Expect massively massive outrage in the sports media to ensue.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:36 PM (XsVWn)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Blackout drunk.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 03:36 PM (U2rG9)
Heroes/Heroines/Transheroix of the Left: Chelsea Manning , Caitlyn Jenner. For starters.
Posted by: gracepc at May 31, 2017 03:37 PM (OU4q6)
presidential loss was actually an "unexpected blessing" for the family, because of "all the time we have been able to spend together."
...
That really is important, what with Hillary's alert times being less and less these days.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 31, 2017 03:37 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Saul Alinsky at May 31, 2017 03:37 PM (BDPmp)
Posted by: Saul Alinsky at May 31, 2017 03:37 PM (BDPmp)
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The left has pretty much all cultural power now. It's easy to do to the left these days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 03:38 PM (viSzi)
"6 Baltimore schools, no students proficient in state tests"
http://tinyurl.com/mgpenvs
Hey, they've got a shutout going!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:24 PM (SRKgf)
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Well, it's obvious we need pay raises and better benefits.
Posted by: Baltimore Teachers at May 31, 2017 03:38 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 31, 2017 03:38 PM (z8oRC)
presidential loss was actually an "unexpected blessing" for the family, because of "all the time we have been able to spend together."
I guess Webb Hubbell's schedule is kind of empty.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2017 03:38 PM (B+qrE)
"6 Baltimore schools, no students proficient in state tests"
http://tinyurl.com/mgpenvs
Hey, they've got a shutout going!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:24 PM (SRKgf)
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Well, it's obvious we need pay raises and better benefits.
Posted by: Baltimore Teachers at May 31, 2017 03:38 PM (vg8iE)
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For the children.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 03:39 PM (viSzi)
The Beast is just ranting and raving at this conference. The voters were targeted with false info (yes we can thank the MFM for that). What happened to her was unprecedented. Now she's railing on Farcebook again.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 03:39 PM (493sH)
Posted by: torquewrench at May 31, 2017 03:34 PM (ujwCG)
I posted on just that topic - the lack of correlation between expenditure and results on a state basis - some time ago on Cut.Jib.Newsletter. The correlation coefficient was essentially zero.
The correlation coefficient with percentage of the population that is white was 57%, IIRC.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:39 PM (SRKgf)
I was always hoping he would deck her.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at May 31, 2017 03:39 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2017 03:40 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Rodeo Clowns Diversity Dept. at May 31, 2017 03:40 PM (E8apb)
Posted by: Fredo "The Fisherman" Corleone at May 31, 2017 03:40 PM (XoldI)
It worked with the black population in 2016.
Wait a minute...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 03:35 PM
They may not have turned out in sufficient numbers but I'll bet they still voted 90%+ for Democrats.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2017 03:41 PM (IqV8l)
...
...
...
Pretty sure that's dividing by zero.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2017 03:41 PM (B+qrE)
Guess I was right.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at May 31, 2017 03:41 PM (hKi6n)
The Beast is just ranting and raving at this conference. The voters were targeted with false info (yes we can thank the MFM for that). What happened to her was unprecedented. Now she's railing on Farcebook again.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 03:39 PM (493sH)
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Man, she really wants Donald Trump to have say over what's true or false in media, doesn't she?
I mean, that's the obvious implication of her saying that she wants to tamp down on fake news. She wants whoever is in charge of the government to make a decision about what is true or false and make the spread of that which is deemed false illegal. And, since Trump is at the top of the federal executive bureaucracy, it'd ultimately be hid job.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 03:41 PM (viSzi)
There was a movie a few years back about a mobster hit man that fell in love with a mobster hit woman. Jack Nicholson and Angelica Huston. Jack took her out in the end. Thrown stiletto through the throat just as she shot and missed him by a whisker.
Posted by: simplemind at May 31, 2017 03:41 PM (xVRrG)
My bet is that the worst offender is Joe Wilson and "you lie."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 03:36 PM (viSzi)
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I'm sure it's worse than that. It's probably something that some no one somewhere, in some Podunk town somewhere Tweeted out that maybe four people saw.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 03:41 PM (vg8iE)
https://tinyurl.com/y8ksfsk8
Probably still bitter that she could never beat the queen lesbo BJK back in the day.
Expect massively massive outrage in the sports media to ensue.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:36 PM (XsVWn)
Let's strip away the bullshit: ALL womens' sports are full of lesbians.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:41 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Dean Wormer at May 31, 2017 03:41 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Hamilton at May 31, 2017 03:41 PM (sCjDS)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 03:33 PM (hJrjt)
+++
I think it is probably a lot like the family life that Bette Davis' daughter described in her book many years back.
Bette Davis was a full-blown alcoholic and the home was a combo of upsets and hysteria and psychotic outbursts.
Maybe something along those lines.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 31, 2017 03:42 PM (+tKYk)
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:29 PM (XsVWn)
He had worn mask of previous presidents, such as Reagan and Bush and no one thought anything of it . Rodeo clowns put their own lives on the line to save cowboys that have been bucked off a bull and often are lying on the ground unconscious and ready to be stomped to death. There was no insult to Obama, other than the mindless left's use of it to support their god's victim status.
The poor guy not only was fired, but lost his membership , necessary to participate , in the rodeo association and was banned for life from his job.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 31, 2017 03:42 PM (31ZTX)
Please clap.... oh wait, I didn't have to ask. well shucks, thanks, guys!
Posted by: Gerry Studds at May 31, 2017 03:42 PM (67Uov)
The correlation coefficient with percentage of the population that is white was 57%, IIRC.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:39 PM (SRKgf)
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Saying that one culture is better than another is racist, you know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 03:42 PM (viSzi)
hundred largest metro school districts in the country when those
districts are ranked by per-pupil expenditure. Depending on how you
reckon it, as much as $17K/pupil/year for K-12.
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They should just put the kids into rented U-Stor-It containers for 8 hours a day.
Cheaper and they'd learn just as much.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 03:42 PM (C52a9)
Both choose the irrational, ie the path away from objective good----which is the definition of evil.
Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 03:42 PM (PYcZ5)
On Kathy Griffin I almost thought CNN would be ok with that stunt.
Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2017 03:40 PM (Ot7+c)
They were till Chelsea weighed in.
Posted by: Ralph at May 31, 2017 03:42 PM (ocNJ7)
It worked with the black population in 2016.
Wait a minute...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 03:35 PM
They may not have turned out in sufficient numbers but I'll bet they still voted 90%+ for Democrats.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2017 03:41 PM (IqV8l)
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Yeah, just like every election for the last 30 years.
In other words...it did nothing to turnout except depressed it and absolutely nothing to voting patterns.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 03:43 PM (viSzi)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 31, 2017 03:43 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 03:43 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at May 31, 2017 03:43 PM (hKi6n)
Cheaper and they'd learn just as much.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 03:42 PM (C52a9)
Put bars on the windows and doors. Save time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:44 PM (SRKgf)
The Right runs over their own faster than a possum that wandered onto Talldega Speedway.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 31, 2017 03:44 PM (z8oRC)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 31, 2017 03:44 PM (ZtlPF)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 03:33 PM (hJrjt)
+++
I think it is probably a lot like the family life that Bette Davis' daughter described in her book many years back.
Bette Davis was a full-blown alcoholic and the home was a combo of upsets and hysteria and psychotic outbursts.
Maybe something along those lines.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 31, 2017 03:42 PM (+tKYk)
Maybe they sit around the table playing Dutch Blitz.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 03:44 PM (hJrjt)
Hannity got some help from some group (can't remember their name), and now Bozell at Media Research Center is working on it.
MRC Launches New Campaign, Puts Media's Advertisers On Notice
Good for him/them.
newsbusters.org
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 31, 2017 03:45 PM (fceHP)
I'm sure it's worse than that. It's probably something that some no one somewhere, in some Podunk town somewhere Tweeted out that maybe four people saw.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 03:41 PM (vg8iE)
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"Limit it to D-list celebrities and above, people who publish in syndicated columns, National Review, The Weekly Standard, The Wall Street journal, federally elected officials, or state elected officials who are elected statewide (no state senators or representatives)."
"Dear Lord, you're so racist."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 31, 2017 03:45 PM (viSzi)
Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 03:45 PM (PYcZ5)
Zero point zero.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at May 31, 2017 03:41 PM (7HtZB)
The story tells even a worse case. To be proficient you have to score 60%, 3 out of five.
Of all the test takers ALL but one only scored one, aka 20%. One scored two.
THEY ALL GRADUATED.
Posted by: Ralph at May 31, 2017 03:45 PM (ocNJ7)
Posted by: homer simpson at May 31, 2017 03:45 PM (XsVWn)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 03:44 PM (hJrjt)
You know WHO else played Dutch Blitz?!?!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 03:45 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 31, 2017 03:46 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 03:46 PM (C52a9)
Of all the test takers ALL but one only scored one, aka 20%. One scored two.
Posted by: Ralph at May 31, 2017 03:45 PM (ocNJ7)
Missed it by thaaaaaaaaaaaaat much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:47 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 31, 2017 03:47 PM (rAqYf)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 03:46 PM (C52a9)
No doubt the guy that score two is going to Harvard.
Posted by: Ralph at May 31, 2017 03:47 PM (ocNJ7)
Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 03:47 PM (PYcZ5)
---
We play Clue. Mother always says it was the vast right-wing conspiracy, the Russians, Comey, the media, Uncle Tony...
Posted by: Chelsea at May 31, 2017 03:48 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Ralph
==
And received full scholarships.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 03:46 PM (C52a9)
Another class of Constitutional law scholars, comin' up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:48 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: dagny
Tell him we routinely make 3 & 400 yard shots on deer & hog.
Way farther than curb to sidewalk.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 03:48 PM (U2rG9)
Posted by: Fox at May 31, 2017 03:48 PM (TFUTH)
***
Average Jane the Soccer Mom empathizes with the DJT tweet that it upset his children, especially 11 year old Barron.
So GLAD we finally have an anti-commie POTUS who keeps it real!
Posted by: kallisto at May 31, 2017 03:48 PM (kD8Fh)
356 So what exactly would Clinton family time be like? Apart from the cackling and shrieking and throwing of pots and pans?
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 03:33 PM (hJrjt)
+++
I think it is probably a lot like the family life that Bette Davis' daughter described in her book many years back.
Bette Davis was a full-blown alcoholic and the home was a combo of upsets and hysteria and psychotic outbursts.
Maybe something along those lines.
.
.
.bill clinton's face looks like a text book example of what a lifetime alcoholic looks like.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 31, 2017 03:48 PM (le7jz)
They can't read and they can't count, but you have to hire them or....
RACIST!
Posted by: Ralph at May 31, 2017 03:48 PM (ocNJ7)
Posted by: tsj017 at May 31, 2017 03:49 PM (4YUWF)
Posted by: Random Person out there at May 31, 2017 03:49 PM (jVlNS)
Zero point zero.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at May 31, 2017 03:41 PM (7HtZB)
The story tells even a worse case. To be proficient you have to score 60%, 3 out of five.
Of all the test takers ALL but one only scored one, aka 20%. One scored two.
THEY ALL GRADUATED.
AHA! THIS is what the maryland drivers test must be too. I treat them like they'd blow a 2.0 BA. That's how they drive.
Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 03:50 PM (PYcZ5)
Posted by: Chelsea at May 31, 2017 03:48 PM (XoldI)
"It was the Clinton syndicate hit man, with a pistol, in Fort Marcy Park."
"Also the Clinton syndicate hit man, with a pistol, in downtown DC at 4am."
Hours go by ...
"And last, of course, the Clinton syndicate hit man, with a barbell, in some chump's basement."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:50 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at May 31, 2017 03:50 PM (HgMAr)
***
mediaequalizer.com
#StopThe Scalpings
Finally the right has an ORGANIZED plan to address the Soros Media Matters bunch of turds.
Posted by: kallisto at May 31, 2017 03:51 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 31, 2017 03:51 PM (yV8pG)
Here in CA, a large cohort of high school dropouts who hadn't even taken the tests necessary for graduation have all been retroactively awarded their diplomas by the state educrats.
Because rayciss eleventy, Muh Feelz, and "fairness".
Posted by: torquewrench at May 31, 2017 03:51 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Carol at May 31, 2017 03:51 PM (T2aWs)
Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 03:52 PM (PYcZ5)
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo
Heh! He should have said he'd do it for that kind of money to donate to some middle of the road charity.
Posted by: Bruce at May 31, 2017 03:52 PM (8ikIW)
437 "THEY ALL GRADUATED."
Here in CA, a large cohort of high school dropouts who hadn't even taken the tests necessary for graduation have all been retroactively awarded their diplomas by the state educrats.
Because rayciss eleventy, Muh Feelz, and "fairness".
Posted by: torquewrench at May 31, 2017 03:51 PM (ujwCG)
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Why stop there? They should demand doctorates from the UC system.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 03:52 PM (vg8iE)
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She also got away with killing her younger artist husband.
Posted by: kallisto at May 31, 2017 03:52 PM (kD8Fh)
I hope, one by one, her gigs are cancelled.
I hope this haunts her forevermore, as she goes mad and lonely, dying her hair with the poisonous red dye that is seeping into her scalp.
I hope this is a turning point for the violence and satanic evil that seeps from the pores of the losers who voted for the Hag.
May God protect our President and his family against the evil that walks among sick people as this.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at May 31, 2017 03:52 PM (fq4ih)
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at May 31, 2017 03:52 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2017 03:52 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: tsj017 at May 31, 2017 03:53 PM (4YUWF)
In this case "WEST" Baltimore, like "EAST" St. Louis, the "SOUTH" side of Chicago, or "EAST" Palo Alto, is a wink-nudge that we're talking about VFW country.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:53 PM (SRKgf)
Maybe.
I doubt it too.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 31, 2017 03:54 PM (Q/AfZ)
I hope this haunts her forevermore, as she goes mad and lonely, dying her hair with the poisonous red dye that is seeping into her scalp.
Surrounded by cats.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 03:54 PM (U2rG9)
Someone on youtube just told me global warming doesn't exist.
I told them to tell that to all the extinct polar bears.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 31, 2017 03:54 PM (rAqYf)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:53 PM (SRKgf)
Well, East St. Louis actually is a city. But yeah, up here it's "North Philly."
Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 03:55 PM (7HtZB)
Double Fail.
Posted by: wth at May 31, 2017 03:55 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Culture Club at May 31, 2017 03:55 PM (XoldI)
The sort of "we maintain high standards and this didn't live up to our standards" sort of tripe.
Because CNN hasn't actually addressed what she did, just told us they terminated their agreement.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 31, 2017 03:56 PM (yL25O)
Kathy Griffin? Now there's a pussy nobody wants to grab.
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at May 31, 2017 03:52 PM
No BoyToy?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2017 03:56 PM (IqV8l)
Of course it exists--and has for hundreds of millions of years, along with global cooling.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:56 PM (XsVWn)
Someone on youtube just told me global warming doesn't exist.
I told them to tell that to all the extinct polar bears.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 31, 2017 03:54 PM (rAqYf)
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Should have said, "Tell that to all the Syrian refugees, displaced by floods caused by the melting of the polar ice caps!"
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 03:56 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Tell them that's what wiped out the polar bear population in the Antarctica.
Posted by: Bruce at May 31, 2017 03:56 PM (8ikIW)
That plus the uneducated rubes in the rust belt didn't vote the way we said they should.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 31, 2017 03:56 PM (le7jz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2017 03:57 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 03:57 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: vivi at May 31, 2017 03:57 PM (11H2y)
437 "THEY ALL GRADUATED."
Here in CA, a large cohort of high school dropouts who hadn't even taken the tests necessary for graduation have all been retroactively awarded their diplomas by the state educrats.
Because rayciss eleventy, Muh Feelz, and "fairness".
Posted by: torquewrench at May 31, 2017 03:51 PM (ujwCG)
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Why stop there? They should demand doctorates from the UC system.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 03:52 PM (vg8iE)
They're close to doing just that.
Actually the kids did take the exit test - several times, over as many years, in fact - but could not show 10th grade proficiency in English, or EIGHTH grade proficiency in math.
When the state finally waived the exit test requirement the local press quoted these geniuses as gushing that now they could take up the places they'd been offered at the University of California. /rage stroke
They don't belong at a JC, never mind UC.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:57 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:53 PM (SRKgf)
Veterans of Foreign Wars?
Posted by: Emmie at May 31, 2017 03:57 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 03:57 PM (7HtZB)
Should have said, "Tell that to all the Syrian refugees, displaced by floods caused by the melting of the polar ice caps!"
Oh I'm totes screwing with them.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 31, 2017 03:57 PM (rAqYf)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 03:54 PM (U2rG9)
It would be interesting to know, for science, if the cats would consume the corpse of K. Griffin or not when she goes.
Because I'm thinking not. Or mutated cats if they do.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 31, 2017 03:57 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 31, 2017 02:54 PM (FZYNt)
It's shrinkage, dammit!
Posted by: George Costanza at May 31, 2017 03:58 PM (tHhU5)
Nicole Petallides' cleavage.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 03:58 PM (493sH)
They don't belong at a JC, never mind UC.
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I'm....frightened.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 03:58 PM (vg8iE)
I updated ipad in early April & I lost browser I use here Mercury. Apple had to restore from backup & I lost years worth of notes because I never backed them up.
Posted by: Carol at May 31, 2017 03:59 PM (T2aWs)
They were using the Pauline Kael model.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:59 PM (XsVWn)
Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 03:59 PM (PYcZ5)
Posted by: kallisto at May 31, 2017 03:59 PM (kD8Fh)
In this case "WEST" Baltimore, like "EAST" St. Louis, the "SOUTH" side of Chicago, or "EAST" Palo Alto, is a wink-nudge that we're talking about VFW country.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:53 PM (SRKgf)
Vilify F***ing Whitey?
Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 03:59 PM (y5sPI)
Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 03:55 PM (7HtZB)
Yeah, it is, but the principle remains. (Not that St. Louis proper is any day at the beach, although the suburbs are nice.)
The only more certain tipoff is Martin Luther King Blvd. RUN!!!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:59 PM (SRKgf)
Kathy Griffin will start wearing an Elmo costume harass tourists for tips in Times Square.
Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 03:57 PM (7HtZB)
I think I've already seen her in Times Square. Naked cowgirl. {{{shudder}}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2017 03:59 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 31, 2017 03:59 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 03:59 PM (SRKgf)
I updated ipad in early April I lost browser I use here Mercury. Apple had to restore from backup I lost years worth of notes because I never backed them up.
Posted by: Carol at May 31, 2017 03:59 PM (T2aWs)
Next time just use bleachbit and a hammer
Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 04:00 PM (PYcZ5)
I hope she hits bottom, gets jolted into reality, undergoes a transformative spiritual crisis, finds God, meets someone who loves her, and enjoys a measure of success and serenity and happiness.
I believe in Grace and redemption. If it can happen to me, it can happen to anyone.
Posted by: troyriser at May 31, 2017 04:00 PM (Fw5cQ)
Posted by: dagny
Stuart Smalley.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 04:00 PM (U2rG9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2017 03:57 PM (PY9jH)
And even if he didn't he works for CNN and pals around with the people who loved it.
Good enough for me. He can burn with the rest of them when the time comes.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 31, 2017 04:01 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 04:01 PM (PYcZ5)
Posted by: Eromero at May 31, 2017 04:01 PM (zLDYs)
Great to have you back! I seem to recall there being a bit of trauma for some of your roses...got accidentally sprayed with something, or crushed?!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 31, 2017 04:02 PM (9m4zl)
Posted by: Leftus Idiotus at May 31, 2017 04:02 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 04:02 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 04:02 PM (PYcZ5)
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 04:02 PM (XsVWn)
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It's a fucking vast right-wing conspiracy. I've been trying to tell all you GD rubes for 20 years. hic
Posted by: Hillary at May 31, 2017 04:02 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 04:03 PM (PYcZ5)
Posted by: Lefty Lefterrson: Lefty Wet Dreamer at May 31, 2017 04:04 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 04:01 PM (PYcZ5)
Isn't it basically "Everywhere except Herndon, VA"?
Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 04:04 PM (y5sPI)
Posted by: simplemind at May 31, 2017 04:04 PM (xVRrG)
The GOPe is more than happy to lose the next election and return to their comfortable minority status, with business as usual.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:23 PM (XsVWn)
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Utter nonsense. The perks that come with being the majority --- extra staff, committee chairs, slobbering lobbyists --- are tremendous.
They want to win elections just as much as we do.
It's just that their REASON for wanting to win is quite different.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 31, 2017 04:04 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 04:04 PM (493sH)
A rodeo clown wore an Obama mask and was summarily terminated amidst apoplectic outrage.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 03:29 PM (XsVWn)
Hank Williams Jr. was fired by ESPN for comparing Obama to Hitler. You know something that liberals do constantly to every Republican President, and just to anyone in general that doesn't fall in lock step with them.
Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2017 04:05 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 04:05 PM (XsVWn)
Posted by: Tiger Woods at May 31, 2017 04:05 PM (bc2Lc)
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She doesn't have much say over that.
Posted by: The Grim Reaper at May 31, 2017 04:05 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2017 04:05 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 04:03 PM (PYcZ5)
IT'S FUNNY CUZ THAT'S THE HARBOR!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBURGER at May 31, 2017 04:05 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 04:04 PM (493sH)
She doesn't need to go anywhere. Home health aides come to your house.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 04:05 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: simplemind at May 31, 2017 04:04 PM (xVRrG)
Apparently the hags on The View begged Princess Chelsea to run in 2020 when she was on today.
Where is a MOAB when you need one?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2017 04:05 PM (PY9jH)
Herdon proper is now so hispanic they allow chickens.
NW DC is like Beverly Hills.
Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 04:06 PM (PYcZ5)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 04:04 PM (493sH)
I think she meant that she literally wasn't going anywhere, as in she couldn't move until a team of handlers picked her up and tossed her into the back of a van.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 04:06 PM (y5sPI)
Down East in Northern New England was a bit different.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 04:06 PM (XsVWn)
Republicans care about Today and the next year. They go year-to-year, grabbing all the graft they can. Kicking the can down the road.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 31, 2017 04:06 PM (rAqYf)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 31, 2017 04:06 PM (y5sPI)
It is in a super liberal town (Carmel) and was a near sell out.
Posted by: navybrat at May 31, 2017 04:06 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 31, 2017 04:06 PM (rAqYf)
Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2017 04:05 PM (z/Ubi)
Considering that TFG was largely an economic fascist it's not an entirely inapt comparison.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 04:07 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 04:07 PM (hJrjt)
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She's not going anywhere till she's flung into the van like a side of beef.
Posted by: davidt at May 31, 2017 04:07 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 31, 2017 04:07 PM (MINbv)
Any bets once this is forgotten in a year or two shes back on CNN's New Year show?
Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2017 04:05 PM (Ot7+c)
CNN forgave Richard "Dick" Quest for being arrested in Central Park, high on meth, with a rope tied around his dick.
There's hope for Kathy Griffin, I'm sure. After all, in their eyes, Trump deserved what she did.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2017 04:07 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2017 04:08 PM (qES5k)
I respect your opinion, but I disagree. Winning puts them in the position of having to do something and live up to their promises, which they don't want to do. Being the minority losers makes their hypocrisy easier.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 04:08 PM (XsVWn)
Posted by: keena at May 31, 2017 04:08 PM (h8YC8)
Posted by: davidt at May 31, 2017 04:08 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 04:08 PM (0mRoj)
GRIFFIN IS OUT??
Posted by: fly gal at May 31, 2017 04:09 PM (ILRZA)
There's a version of the photo circulating on Twitter that's "censored for sensitive people": it has Griffin's face blurred out but the Trump head normal. LOL.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 31, 2017 04:09 PM (3J/LN)
Coverage. As in "biased media coverage".
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 04:09 PM (U2rG9)
Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2017 04:05 PM (Ot7+c)
My bet is this year. CNN can't stop her from visiting Times Square this NYE & crashing the party.
Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 04:09 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 31, 2017 04:09 PM (RuyTK)
Posted by: keena at May 31, 2017 04:08 PM (h8YC
Coverage, I believe.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 04:09 PM (0mRoj)
This should be encouraged at every turn.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2017 04:09 PM (B+qrE)
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Seriously, there is something inside these people that desires to be ruled over by a royal family.
Chelsea is an utter sucking black hole of anticharisma and doltish naivete.
Also, they have no friggin taste either. none. Schmendricks to the last.
Posted by: simplemind at May 31, 2017 04:10 PM (xVRrG)
https://tinyurl.com/y8ksfsk8
She had the ultimate tennis-player name.
Almost as good as Pistole for FBI Director.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 31, 2017 04:10 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 31, 2017 04:09 PM (RuyTK)
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Environmental "fallout" shelters. Charge $300K a pop.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 04:10 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 31, 2017 04:11 PM (3J/LN)
undergoes a transformative spiritual crisis, finds God, meets someone
who loves her, and enjoys a measure of success and serenity and
happiness.
I believe in Grace and redemption. If it can happen to me, it can happen to anyone.
Posted by: troyriser at May 31, 2017 04:00 PM (Fw5cQ)
I hope she moves to Uruguay and gets eaten by cannibals.
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 31, 2017 04:11 PM (QM5S2)
It is in a super liberal town (Carmel) and was a near sell out.
Posted by: navybrat at May 31, 2017 04:06 PM
Coming soon to the Native American Casino circuit near you!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2017 04:11 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 31, 2017 04:09 PM (RuyTK)
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Environmental "fallout" shelters. Charge $300K a pop.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 04:10 PM (vg8iE)
Mylar house coverings. To reflect the heat, you see.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 04:11 PM (0mRoj)
I respect your opinion, but I disagree. Winning puts them in the position of having to do something and live up to their promises, which they don't want to do. Being the minority losers makes their hypocrisy easier.
Posted by: phineas gage
Exactly. All the perks, zero responsibility. Witness 2012, 2014, & 2016.
We gave them everything they wanted. What have they given us that they promised?
The finger. That's all they've given us.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 04:11 PM (U2rG9)
It is in a super liberal town (Carmel) and was a near sell out.
Posted by: navybrat at May 31, 2017 04:06 PM (w7KSn)
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IT'S TRUMP'S FAULT, NO WAIT IT'S CLINT EASTWOOD'S FAULT
Posted by: wth at May 31, 2017 04:11 PM (HgMAr)
I have all the classic-era SNL box sets. One thing I learned is to always always always fast-forward the Franken and Davis bits.
Good Lord they sucked.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 31, 2017 04:12 PM (ul9CR)
That's not bad. If I had some investment capital I might seriously think about it.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 04:12 PM (XsVWn)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 31, 2017 04:11 PM (QM5S2)
You go Uruguay and I'll go mine.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 04:12 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 31, 2017 04:09 PM (RuyTK)
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Environmental "fallout" shelters. Charge $300K a pop.
Organic carbon dioxide channeling tubes.
$5 ea.
(Paper straws)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2017 04:12 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: bicentennialguy
Aka, refrigerator boxes.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 04:12 PM (U2rG9)
The finger. That's all they've given us.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 04:11 PM (U2rG9)
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Hey! The finger can be a good thing. I know it helps loosen me up....
Posted by: Shep! at May 31, 2017 04:12 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2017 04:12 PM (qES5k)
That's what crosses the line for libs.
It could be a rodeo clown in an Obama mask, it could be the the image of taking heads in archaic wars.
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2017 04:13 PM (2mC6G)
having palpitations over Trump's withdrawal from the Paris Accords.
There has to be some easy money here.
A methane disposal thingamajig that looks cool like this:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7ruv87h
So they can claen up their own carbon footprint despite Trump attempting to kill the planet!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2017 04:13 PM (NOIQH)
That's not bad. If I had some investment capital I might seriously think about it.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 04:12 PM (XsVWn)
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LOL. Just make sure I get my cut!
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 04:13 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2017 04:13 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 04:08 PM (0mRoj)
To borrow a meme that Leftists just love, she was born on third base and thinks she hit a triple--although she does look like she slid in face-first into the base...
Posted by: JoeF. at May 31, 2017 04:13 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 31, 2017 04:11 PM (QM5S2)
Too stringy.
Posted by: The Cannibals Of Uruguay at May 31, 2017 04:14 PM (Fw5cQ)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7ruv87h
So they can claen up their own carbon footprint despite Trump attempting to kill the planet!
A bic lighter for lighting their own farts?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 04:14 PM (U2rG9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2017 04:14 PM (qES5k)
having palpitations over Trump's withdrawal from the Paris Accords.
There has to be some easy money here."
Eiffel Tower Lava Lamps?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 31, 2017 04:14 PM (r5KeJ)
Good Lord they sucked.'
Yes, but as a writer Davis was responsible for many of the great skits on those shows.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 04:14 PM (XsVWn)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 31, 2017 04:09 PM (RuyTK)
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Environmental "fallout" shelters. Charge $300K a pop.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 31, 2017 04:10 PM (vg8iE)
Mylar house coverings. To reflect the heat, you see.
Posted by: Insomniac, forgotten but not gone at May 31, 2017 04:11 PM (0mRoj)
We could literally get them wearing aluminum foil hats.
Posted by: josephistan at May 31, 2017 04:14 PM (7HtZB)
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She got that head, I'm guessing, from the prop guys who do game of thrones. Cause they had to make one anyway . . . .
Posted by: simplemind at May 31, 2017 04:15 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2017 04:15 PM (NOIQH)
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 04:16 PM (U2rG9)
.........
I thought covfefe was pussy in Swahili.
Posted by: wth at May 31, 2017 04:16 PM (HgMAr)
having palpitations over Trump's withdrawal from the Paris Accords.
There has to be some easy money here."
Organic CO2 to O2 converters, aka, houseplants.
Posted by: davidt at May 31, 2017 04:16 PM (XoldI)
Of course there's another side of me that would like her to be accountable for some of her actions in this life, but then, the justice of humanity is imperfect.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2017 04:16 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 31, 2017 04:16 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 31, 2017 04:16 PM (rUIbB)
Oooh, special white paint to paint their roofs to reflect the sun's rays.
I know this idea is already a thing, but your paint would be some super-special xyz chemical mix that reflects *much more* heat
Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2017 04:17 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 31, 2017 04:17 PM (RuyTK)
558 >>Spicer just said the people who need to know know what covfefe means. The White House has gone full shitposter.
Trolling Level: Galactic Master!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 31, 2017 04:17 PM (W6iva)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2017 04:13 PM
I like my covfefe black. Like my men.
Posted by: Some Little Girl on a Plane at May 31, 2017 04:17 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 04:17 PM (U2rG9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 31, 2017 04:17 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 31, 2017 04:11 PM (3J/LN)
You need the highest security clearance to be on a need to know covfefe basis
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 31, 2017 04:17 PM (493sH)
Herdon proper is now so hispanic they allow chickens.
Posted by: dagny at May 31, 2017 04:06 PM (PYcZ5)
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Despite the fact that I am only 29, I remember when Herndon was so down-home rural that they allowed chickens. Then it got fancified suburban.
And now we return to ..... chickens.
It's the circle of life!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 31, 2017 04:17 PM (0jtPF)
I am here trying to get used to new browser & I am way behind in pruning & weeding. I pulled out 100 large waist tall weeds last Tuesday and thought I got most of them, until I answered doors next day!
Neighbor doesn't do anything it what is left of lawn & weed seeds moved here.
I either had someplace to go or the weather sucked. Today I was waiting again, for Comcast to. Fix something, it cannot be fixed & I spent 5- 6 days waiting fo then.
CS Reps have no clue what they're talking about.
Tech that was here today said he's spent six years hoping Comcast would hire CS reps with a brain
Posted by: Carol at May 31, 2017 04:18 PM (T2aWs)
Kathy Griffin Nude Pics
http://tinyurl.com/y8knhlgm
As I said on the Trump Withdrawing From Paris Climate Accords thread, my dick's so hard a grinder wheel just creates a shower of sparks. But not even this is helping. I can't leave the house like this.
Posted by: Monty James at May 31, 2017 04:18 PM (gKOMX)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 31, 2017 04:18 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 31, 2017 04:11 PM (3J/LN)
Gah. So tired of Sean Spicer. Need someone with a killer instinct. A Mattis type.
"What keeps you awake at night?" (Scott Pelley). Mattis: "Nothing. I keep other people awake at night."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 31, 2017 04:18 PM (PY9jH)
https://tinyurl.com/yagf4oqx
Could start to go down roads the Dems don't want explored.
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 04:18 PM (XsVWn)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 31, 2017 04:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 31, 2017 04:11 PM (QM5S2)
Too stringy.
Posted by: The Cannibals Of Uruguay at May 31, 2017 04:14 PM (Fw5cQ)
.............
Gotta boil that shit forever. Then feed to dogs.
Posted by: pygmy cannibals of Borneo at May 31, 2017 04:19 PM (HgMAr)
I know this idea is already a thing, but your paint would be some super-special xyz chemical mix that reflects *much more* heat
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Special chemical, nah. Shred up some of those mylar emergency blankets and sprinkle the shreddings into the paint. Charge a shit ton more.
Posted by: Sherwin Williams "scientist" at May 31, 2017 04:19 PM (xVRrG)
Coverage. As in "biased media coverage".
Posted by: rickb223 at May 31, 2017 04:09 PM (U2rG9
When you see the tweet its pretty obvious. Only a reporter would be so stupid as to not know what was meant.
Posted by: buzzion at May 31, 2017 04:19 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2017 04:16 PM (qES5k)
Once the conscience is reawakened, the punishments we inflict on ourselves go on until morale improves. Trust me: redemption comes at a very steep price. Change is painful.
Posted by: troyriser at May 31, 2017 04:19 PM (Fw5cQ)
Hillary's pet name for Chelsea is Whatshername with the rug rats
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 31, 2017 04:07 PM (hJrjt)
FIFY
Posted by: Ralph at May 31, 2017 04:19 PM (ocNJ7)
ASSociated [Fake] Press: Spicer Condemns Kabul Attack, Defends 'Covfefe'
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 31, 2017 04:19 PM (rAqYf)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 31, 2017 04:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Crusader at May 31, 2017 04:21 PM (ewSN2)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 31, 2017 04:18 PM (7uYFy)
Not to blow my own horn, but now I'm sure this is what he's doing. He's signalling something to someone who's gonna shit knowing Trump knows something....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 31, 2017 04:21 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Sven at May 31, 2017 04:21 PM (5rmvo)
Posted by: Sven at May 31, 2017 04:21 PM (5rmvo)
I agree. And I think Chelsea Clinton piled on so she appears fair.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 31, 2017 04:23 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: phineas gage at May 31, 2017 04:23 PM (XsVWn)
Kneel before me.
Know my wrath.
Plead for mercy.
Only those who are Deplorable shall be delivered.
I am Cofveve.
Posted by: Covfefe at May 31, 2017 04:24 PM (4AVeu)
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Look, we didn't want an age discrimination suit. Now we are free and clear to hire a younger, hipper funnier comic. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you . . . Amy Schumer.
Posted by: CNN Suit at May 31, 2017 04:24 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 31, 2017 04:26 PM (C52a9)
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Posted by: simplemind at May 31, 2017 04:29 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 31, 2017 04:09 PM (RuyTK)
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Environmental "fallout" shelters. Charge $300K a pop.
Organic carbon dioxide channeling tubes.
$5 ea.
(Paper straws)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 31, 2017 04:12 PM (B+qrE)
Kitchen magnets you put over every door and window to keep the toxic pollutant CO2 out. %50 a pop sounds about right.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 04:32 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Sven at May 31, 2017 04:21 PM (5rmvo)
I agree. And I think Chelsea Clinton piled on so she appears fair.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 31, 2017 04:23 PM (7uYFy)
And while I don't know the timing, Chelsea's piling on gives CNN cover as well.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 31, 2017 04:33 PM (SRKgf)
Damn...those were the days!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2017 04:37 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 31, 2017 04:48 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 31, 2017 05:08 PM (nIGPZ)
Is any sentient being really surprised that she's capable of this? I can easily imagine much, much worse from her.
Posted by: Super Genius at May 31, 2017 05:22 PM (8pnHX)
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