The Magnificient Butthurt of #NeverTrump D*bag Bret Stephens

So, just before the ONT, how's about we start out this week with a nice, tall glass of schadenfreude?

I voted for HRC. Said so on FNC. Will left GOP on account of DJT. If this is how she now speaks of NeverTrumpers, no wonder she fell short. https://t.co/I3CnMTvyyY
— Bret Stephens (@BretStephensNYT) May 26, 2017

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!

( *catches breath* )

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Kind of burned your bridges there, didn't you, Bret, you miserable little shit? How do you like your new friends now? You know, it would've been one thing if you had just said, look, I just can't support DJT so I'm sitting this one out. Or even voted for brain-damaged pot-head Gary Johnson. I don't agree with those two options, but I can see that they're at least defensible. But voting for the most corrupt politician in modern history in the name of "conservative" principles? Really? Did ever, even just *once*, stop to consider how *stupid* your words sounded as they came out of your mouth?

But, as been observed on this blog before, this election was a great clarifying moment in which many masks came off and many hidden truths were revealed. Like we now know that #NeverTrump scum Bret Stephens is a despicable traitor. And that when push comes to shove, he's pretty much OK with the ever-expanding, ever more intrusive state.

So piss off, rodent. How could you ever believe that we would *not* think of you as anything but a sell-out, a fraud, and a coward? Because the last thing we need is another fake conservative apologist for the Deep State. God knows we have enough of those already.

And the funny part is, your new friends will never accept you. No matter how long you rant and rave against DJT, it will never be good enough. They, too, can smell a rat.

So enjoy your stay out in the howling wilderness. Your butthurt is glorious, magnificent, and utterly deserved. I drink it like fine wine and laugh at your misfortune.

May the winds always blow bitter against you. Your new friends hate you and from those you abandoned, you've earned nothing but contempt. I have more respect for the gunk down at the bottom of my dishwasher.

And remember, you did this to yourself.

My only regret is that I didn't post this on Friday. We could've been laughing about it all weekend.

And speaking of lame tweets, you can trust the NY Times to ask pertinent, hard-hitting questions:

What led Salman Abedi to bomb the Manchester arena? https://t.co/hRQEDB76Bp
— The New York Times (@nytimes) May 28, 2017

We may never know.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 09:24 PM

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Posted by: mallfly suPreme at May 28, 2017 09:25 PM (ILitO)

2 almost started to read the contents, too.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at May 28, 2017 09:26 PM (ILitO)

3 And the lessons of Benedict Arnold are learned by a new generation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2017 09:26 PM (ycWCI)

4 What an ass hat. Oh well. I will enjoy rubbing his face in the winning for the next 8 years.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 28, 2017 09:27 PM (Xr2/U)

5 food thread Horde has been notified.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at May 28, 2017 09:28 PM (ILitO)

6 Who is Bret Stephens?

Also, I'm sorry this thread wasn't posted a couple of hours ago, as it will be stomped by the ONT.

Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2017 09:28 PM (sdi6R)

7 Bret Stephens is an asshelmet.

Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 09:28 PM (GsAUU)

8 Bret Stephens is a garden variety converged globalist Conservative Inc. cuck. Hardly a thought leader.

Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 09:30 PM (GsAUU)

9 Bret Stephens - douche bag extraordinaire

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 28, 2017 09:30 PM (+mmb1)

10
Where's your messiah now, Bret?

https://youtu.be/D0Qcv3YV4aA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2017 09:31 PM (IqV8l)

11 What led Salman Abedi to bomb the Manchester arena?

*Cues Jeopardy! music.

Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 09:31 PM (GsAUU)

12 8
Hardly a thought leader.
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 09:30 PM (GsAUU)

That's my job!

Posted by: Chelsea 2020! at May 28, 2017 09:32 PM (sdi6R)

13 My delivery trucks stop at this fucker's house every five minutes.

Posted by: Bag of Dicks salesman at May 28, 2017 09:32 PM (89T5c)

14 Bret Stephens, Will, Kristol, Rove, Krauthammer, and rest of the Beltway party circuit riders are dead to me anyway. Buh bye, nitwits.

As for the NYT...

I can answer that one.

A. Ask Morrisey and B. TFG and HRC's illegal war in Libya apparently.

But hey, Jared Kushner had a time machine by which the Russians hacked the election after November 8 or something.

DOES ANYONE IN THE MFM HAVE A FUCKING CALENDAR?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2017 09:32 PM (F0ZHr)

15 Sorry I'm late. Miley was getting sick and naked on the previous thread.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2017 09:32 PM (0tfLf)

16 Bret Stephens - the reason "do not eat." Is printed on silica packets.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 28, 2017 09:33 PM (+mmb1)

17

Tonight's Columbo was the 4th and final, record setting, appearance of Patrick MacGoohan as the murderer. He was also director, one of 5 stints as Columbo director.

He was a dirty undertaker to the stars, who stole their jewelry and peddled dirt. Rue McClanahan was a gossip reporter, a brazen hussy type, who bought some of his dirt, but turned on him and was going to expose him. Woman scorned.

MacGoohan kills her in the embalming room. And substitutes her body for the geezer he was cremating that day. And the widow of which geezer he was screwing.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 28, 2017 09:33 PM (8O3HH)

18 Speaking of Webb Hubbell's kid...I saw a promo for a NatGeo show in which she and Ted Danson are linking ivory poaching to terrorism.

The Age of Stupid abides.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2017 09:34 PM (F0ZHr)

19 I stopped paying attention to him when he went after Michelle Malkin after, IIRC, one of the Davros meetings. Can't recall the issue now. On tablet so don't feel like searching for it.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 28, 2017 09:35 PM (nlbfN)

20 What led Salman Abedi to bomb the Manchester arena?

Blind hatred and a lifetime of being a butt secks tool for the rest of his boy butt secks tribe. FFS who really cares? The sooner people realize these people don't want to coexist, that they want to kill you we'll all be better off.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 28, 2017 09:35 PM (Xr2/U)

21 Are you here, Y5? I was just saying over there that you're nice. Thank you.

I'm not ready to puke yet but I'll let you know.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 28, 2017 09:37 PM (tHwdc)

22 Ah, Rue McClanahan. I remember her back in the 70s. She was much older than me but I found her kind of attractive.

She was a MILF long before I ever heard of the term.

Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2017 09:37 PM (sdi6R)

23 Charlotte NASCAR is back running after a long rain delay, fyi.

Posted by: GOULD ll at May 28, 2017 09:38 PM (Hj4t4)

24 Sorry I'm late. Miley was getting sick and naked on the previous thread.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2017 09:32 PM (0tfLf)

Just naked, not sick yet. Hi Diogenes. You're nice too.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 28, 2017 09:38 PM (tHwdc)

25 Voting for Johnson or (God forbid) McMuffin doesn't make you the vanguard of a third party movement. It makes you one of the few gullible/ sociopathic douchebags who completely failed to con America. Now that the mask is off, another third party attempt next year will be rightly regarded as the fraud it is. I don't expect the Libertarian Party to poll above 1% in any state.

Anyways. Watching GOP columnists flock to self imposed exile will continue to be hilarious. May their homes be the first ones the FSA hit.

Posted by: trev006 at May 28, 2017 09:38 PM (LjVLD)

26 What led Salman Abedi to bomb the Manchester arena?

Global warming?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2017 09:38 PM (oVJmc)

27 There's the stupid pile of teddy bears and baloons,they have candles too?Pathetic.

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2017 09:38 PM (rmVvL)

28 Brett Stephens was great with Poison though. I always liked 'Fallen Angel'. Solid tune.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2017 09:40 PM (DfC8b)

29 McMuffin is pretty clearly a Democrat troll.What a vile shit he is.

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2017 09:41 PM (rmVvL)

30 Global warming?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2017 09:38 PM (oVJmc)

=======

Posession of a penis, which we all know somehow leads to Glowbull Warmening via Patriarchy.

Posted by: GOULD ll at May 28, 2017 09:41 PM (Hj4t4)

31 Just naked, not sick yet.

You big tease.

*Sets down scotch and cigar, pulls the cover off the hot tub*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 28, 2017 09:41 PM (Xr2/U)

32 27 There's the stupid pile of teddy bears and baloons,they have candles too?Pathetic.
Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2017 09:38 PM (rmVvL)

Are they singing Imagine too?

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 28, 2017 09:41 PM (Ri/rl)

33 Rue McClanahan could play the randy old broad part to the hilt, which she did on Golden Girls.

Betty White famously played a version of that as Sue Ann Nives on the MTM show.

One the Golden Girls, they were going to let Betty White play the slut part, but switched to Rue, letting Betty play the dingbat.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 28, 2017 09:41 PM (8O3HH)

34 A lot of guys who used to write very good columns have been utterly unhinged by Trump's victory. I had had no idea that their skills were so fragile.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2017 09:42 PM (iMxBJ)

35 McMuffin is pretty clearly a Democrat troll.

I'm going with narcissistic asshat. With a side dish of election finance fraud.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2017 09:43 PM (F0ZHr)

36 27 There's the stupid pile of teddy bears and baloons,they have candles too?Pathetic.
Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2017 09:38 PM (rmVvL)

--Teddy bears, Mylar balloons, and acres of nondescript plastic crinkly shit.

Richard the Lionheart weeps.

Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 09:43 PM (GsAUU)

37 17 Publius

Nah, PM was actually #6.

Posted by: ibguy at May 28, 2017 09:43 PM (vUcdz)

38 27

That image with a lame hash tag ftw

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at May 28, 2017 09:43 PM (5Uq5D)

39 Hi Miley.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2017 09:43 PM (0tfLf)

40 McMuffin is pretty clearly a Democrat troll.

I'm going with narcissistic asshat. With a side dish of election finance fraud.

Posted by: Circa

===

It's a living...

Posted by: JemCheff at May 28, 2017 09:44 PM (Uxokn)

41 rickl, Bret Stephens writes for the WSJ. He's one of those condescending, arrogant intellectuals in the mold of Will, Kristol, etc that is a true conservative unlike all of us that sullied our conservative cred by voting for the boorish, buffoon Trump

Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2017 09:44 PM (Rsi2C)

42 CIA plant.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 28, 2017 09:44 PM (nlbfN)

43 Another wannabe aristocrat.

Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2017 09:44 PM (XoldI)

44 "What led Salman Abedi to bomb the Manchester arena?"

Cultural appropriation of explosives.

Posted by: JSchuler at May 28, 2017 09:44 PM (YsGL+)

45
It's far better than he deserves but it's been spoken of before --

(Kelly's Heroes)

Friends all tried to warn me but I held my head up high
All the time to warn me but I only passed them by
They all tried to tell me but I guess I didn't care
I turned my back and left them standing there

All the burning bridges that are falling after me
All the lonely feelings and the burning memories
Everyone I left behind each time I closed the door
Burning bridges lost forevermore.

And with that, I think I just picked the movie that I'll watch this Memorial Day Eve... have a good one, folks!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2017 09:44 PM (pNxlR)

46 35 McMuffin is pretty clearly a Democrat troll.

I'm going with narcissistic asshat. With a side dish of election finance fraud.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2017 09:43 PM (F0ZHr)

McMuffin makes no sense to me. I can only see him as like a comic character in a movie, just there for laughs.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2017 09:45 PM (iMxBJ)

47 better fire up the grill: that 1.8# rib eye ain't gonna cook itself!

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 28, 2017 09:46 PM (zSLwO)

48 What led Salman Abedi to bomb the Manchester arena?
-- The New York Times (@nytimes)

Yeah, if only some Sherlock Holmes were here, to discover some subtle characteristic Abedi had in common with other suicide bombing murders. No lesser intellect could possibly ferret that out.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2017 09:48 PM (iMxBJ)

49 Bret Stephens nails it.

Posted by: David Brooks at May 28, 2017 09:48 PM (GsAUU)

50 Even if he is a Trump
Better stop kickin' my Trump around
Bitter Blue, you old Trump you

Posted by: andycanuck at May 28, 2017 09:48 PM (nlbfN)

51 And the funny part is, your new friends will never accept you. No matter how long you rant and rave against DJT, it will never be good enough. They, too, can smell a rat.

-
I remember a junior high literature class about 1967 on the Illiad. In one scene, a Trogan spy rats out the Trogans in an effort to save his precious ass but the Greeks kill him anyway. My middle aged female literature teacher told us that they killed him because nobody trusts a traitor. If only Bret had studied the Illiad with my teacher.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 28, 2017 09:48 PM (Nwg0u)

52 TCM is having a bunch of good war movies tomorrow.Had a bunch all weekend.

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2017 09:48 PM (rmVvL)

53 Brett Stephens was great with Poison though. I always liked 'Fallen Angel'. Solid tune.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2017 09:40 PM (DfC8b)
*******
Yeah, Rock or Love was must see TV for me. He's a real class act.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 28, 2017 09:49 PM (Rsi2C)

54 A Japanese driver won the Indy 500 this weekend. That's pretty cool.

One of our compassionate and tolerant betters, Terry Frei, who is a sportswriter over at the Denver Post, apparently tweeted that he was uncomfortable with this. For some strange reason, he has since deleted that tweet.

Posted by: junior at May 28, 2017 09:49 PM (deapv)

55 George Will is at MSNBC! When did that happen and where was I?

Posted by: Zettai Ryōiki at May 28, 2017 09:49 PM (e9G8E)

56 Allah-mentary, my dear Watson.

Posted by: sherlock holmes at May 28, 2017 09:50 PM (nlbfN)

57 So, Bret Stephens will be MSNBC's version of Juan Williams?

Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2017 09:50 PM (XoldI)

58 Troga Troga Troga!

Posted by: Blutarsky at May 28, 2017 09:50 PM (IqV8l)

59 Oh, how the mighty have fallen...

Posted by: Zettai Ryōiki at May 28, 2017 09:50 PM (e9G8E)

60 Just think: If Caddyshack hadn't been such a hit back in the day, maybe Trump wouldn't have won.

I pretty much pegged him as a real-life Al Czervik and said, "Hey, why not?"

Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2017 09:50 PM (sdi6R)

61 What led Salman Abedi to bomb the Manchester arena?

-- The New York Times (@nytimes)

The New York Times. Asking the questions that everyone else seems to know the answer to.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2017 09:51 PM (qJhUV)

62 In one scene, a Trogan spy rats out the Trogans in an effort to save his precious ass but the Greeks kill him anyway.
===

'Trogans'

I like this.

It's like a combination of hair restoration shampoo and UFC commentator condoms.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 28, 2017 09:51 PM (Uxokn)

63 58

That's *Senator* Blutarsky, but.

Posted by: ibguy at May 28, 2017 09:51 PM (vUcdz)

64 Speaking of Webb Hubbell's kid...I saw a promo for a NatGeo show in which she and Ted Danson are linking ivory poaching to terrorism.

-
Two stupids do not make a smart.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 28, 2017 09:52 PM (Nwg0u)

65 I remember a junior high literature class about 1967 on the Illiad. In one scene, a Trogan spy rats out the Trogans in an effort to save his precious ass but the Greeks kill him anyway. My middle aged female literature teacher told us that they killed him because nobody trusts a traitor. If only Bret had studied the Illiad with my teacher.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 28, 2017 09:48 PM (Nwg0u)

this, is the story, of the RAGE of Achilles....

They read the classics... but they don't comprehend them...

Posted by: Don Q. at May 28, 2017 09:52 PM (NgKpN)

66 Ted Danson had sex with Whoopi Goldberg,willingly.That is all you need to know about him.

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2017 09:53 PM (rmVvL)

67 >> Nah, PM was actually #6.

I'm sorry, but I don't understand what you mean? Could you 'splain?

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 28, 2017 09:53 PM (8O3HH)

68 62 In one scene, a Trogan spy rats out the Trogans in an effort to save his precious ass but the Greeks kill him anyway.
===

'Trogans'

I like this.

It's like a combination of hair restoration shampoo and UFC commentator condoms.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 28, 2017 09:51 PM (Uxokn)

Trogans... weren't they on the side of the Cardashians in Star Trek Deep Space 9?

Posted by: Don Q. at May 28, 2017 09:53 PM (NgKpN)

69 The wine dark seas...

Posted by: andycanuck at May 28, 2017 09:53 PM (nlbfN)

70 Troegan's makes some pretty good beer

Posted by: josephistan at May 28, 2017 09:54 PM (ANIFC)

71 "What led Salman Abedi to bomb the Manchester arena?"

I have it on good authority, from an unimpeachable source, beyond all doubt, it was because of a YouTube video.

Posted by: Hillary! at May 28, 2017 09:54 PM (XoldI)

72 In one scene, a Trogan spy rats out the Trogans in an effort to save his precious ass but the Greeks kill him anyway.

-
That's twice today I've humiliated myself on this site!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 28, 2017 09:54 PM (Nwg0u)

73 so nicely written; I'll sharing this over social media tomorrow when I get off my lazy ass

there can never be enough hate and scorn poured over these quislings

Posted by: Grad School Fool at May 28, 2017 09:55 PM (swEzU)

74 63 58

That's *Senator* Blutarsky, but.
Posted by: ibguy at May 28, 2017 09:51 PM (vUcdz)

A great lost movie would have been a sequel to Animal House featuring the exploits of Senator Blutarsky.

That's a sequel that cries out to be made, unlike 99.9% of the sequels that actually are made.

Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2017 09:55 PM (sdi6R)

75 What led Salman Abedi to bomb the Manchester arena?

The lack of a 15€ minimum wage. Obviously!

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2017 09:55 PM (ZIFyZ)

76 Counselor Trogan had great boobs!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 28, 2017 09:56 PM (nlbfN)

77 I'm such a pure conservative, that I voted for Hillary!

It made sense at the time, really.

Posted by: Bret Stephens at May 28, 2017 09:56 PM (iMxBJ)

78 Trogan condoms are the cheap knockoff version,right?

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2017 09:56 PM (rmVvL)

79 Trogan condoms are the cheap knockoff version,right?
===

Studded for her pleasure.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 28, 2017 09:57 PM (Uxokn)

80 A great lost movie would have been a sequel to Animal House featuring the exploits of Senator Blutarsky.

That's a sequel that cries out to be made, unlike 99.9% of the sequels that actually are made.
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2017 09:55 PM (sdi6R)

========

Add in excerpts of Dr. Eric Stratton, OB, GYN and you have a winner.

Posted by: GOULD ll at May 28, 2017 09:57 PM (Hj4t4)

81 I used to watch Trogan's Heroes reruns after school everyday.

Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2017 09:57 PM (XoldI)

82 When you're hung like a Trogan horse...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2017 09:57 PM (oVJmc)

83 54 A Japanese driver won the Indy 500 this weekend. That's pretty cool.

One of our compassionate and tolerant betters, Terry Frei, who is a sportswriter over at the Denver Post, apparently tweeted that he was uncomfortable with this. For some strange reason, he has since deleted that tweet.
Posted by: junior at May 28, 2017 09:49 PM (deapv)

Heh! Saw that. Better not tell Terry that a German won the Senior PGA Championship in DC today!

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2017 09:57 PM (DfC8b)

84 In one scene, a Trogan spy rats out the Trogans in an effort to save his precious ass but the Greeks kill him anyway.

Must have been during the Delta House's troga party, but I don't remember it.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2017 09:58 PM (ZIFyZ)

85 Losing unwanted nic characters.

Posted by: GOULD at May 28, 2017 09:59 PM (Hj4t4)

86 A Japanese driver won the Indy 500 this weekend. That's pretty cool.

One of our compassionate and tolerant betters, Terry Frei, who is a
sportswriter over at the Denver Post, apparently tweeted that he was
uncomfortable with this. For some strange reason, he has since deleted
that tweet.

Twitter strikes AGAIN!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at May 28, 2017 09:59 PM (qJhUV)

87 are the folks at the NY Times still trying to figure out what motivated Hitler and Himmler and their pals? Or is it enough to admit that sometimes people do evil things because of who motivates them?

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at May 28, 2017 09:59 PM (ILitO)

88 Bret Stephens brings the insight once again.

Posted by: Ross Douthat at May 28, 2017 10:00 PM (GsAUU)

89 Hi, hi, do I have to talk about butthurt? Cuz I may be too drunk for that.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 28, 2017 10:00 PM (tHwdc)

90

Oh, I get it now, after looking it up. Number Six was McGoohan's character in The Prisoner. I'm not too familiar with that, other than knowing it existed.

And in this Columbo episode, McGoohan's eldest daugther, Catherine, had a role as his assistant at the funeral home.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 28, 2017 10:00 PM (8O3HH)

91 Just naked, not sick yet. Hi Diogenes. You're nice too.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 28, 2017 09:38 PM (tHwdc)

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 28, 2017 10:00 PM (rJUlF)

92 75- pretty sure it would be titled The Biography of Ted Kennedy

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 28, 2017 10:01 PM (sqpGi)

93
Big Plans Tonight?

Choose Trogans and Go Greek With Confidence.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 28, 2017 10:02 PM (Uxokn)

94 I'd like to remind everyone that on this thread we're making fun of Bret Stephens.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 28, 2017 10:02 PM (Nwg0u)

95 >> do I have to talk about butthurt? Cuz I may
>> be too drunk for that.

Heed her words, boys. I caught Monica too drunk one night, and when she did her little trick, well, I had some serious butthurt for a few days.

Posted by: Slick Willie at May 28, 2017 10:03 PM (8O3HH)

96 93 75- pretty sure it would be titled The Biography of Ted Kennedy
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 28, 2017 10:01 PM (sqpGi)

Which is probably why it wasn't made. A little too close for comfort.

Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2017 10:03 PM (sdi6R)

97 Build that big, beautiful wall, Donald.

All else will be forgiven for this one thing.

Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 10:03 PM (GsAUU)

98 91

Oh, I get it now, after looking it up. Number Six was McGoohan's character in The Prisoner. I'm not too familiar with that, other than knowing it existed.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 28, 2017 10:00 PM (8O3HH)

"The Prisoner" is one of the greatest TV series ever made.

Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2017 10:04 PM (sdi6R)

99 98 Walls will be declared unconstitutional by the Ninth Circuit.

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2017 10:04 PM (rmVvL)

100

I think McGoohan could've played a fine Bond villain.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 28, 2017 10:05 PM (8O3HH)

101 I never liked Bret when he wrote at the WSJ, but the news for me was George Will hired by PMSNBC. {I am quite unplugged from the MSM.} Finally he is where he belongs, with all the other lefties. BTW, George, baseball sucks just about as much as you do!

Posted by: Locke Common at May 28, 2017 10:05 PM (YqvaZ)

102 100 98 Walls will be declared unconstitutional by the Ninth Circuit.
Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2017 10:04 PM (rmVvL)

--Fuck 'em. Build that Wall and dare them to tear it down.

Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 10:06 PM (GsAUU)

103 @100 Walls will be declared unconstitutional by the Ninth Circuit.
-----------------

Except for the ones around the communities that those justices all live in.

Posted by: junior at May 28, 2017 10:06 PM (deapv)

104 95 I'd like to remind everyone that on this thread we're making fun of Bret Stephens.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 28, 2017 10:02 PM (Nwg0u)

If Miley wants to talk about being naked, then we'll talk about Miley being naked!

Posted by: josephistan at May 28, 2017 10:06 PM (ANIFC)

105 Ya know, I don't like the guys who do it all the time, but (((Bret Stephens))) and the neocons really do deserve the callout. It really is apparent they were never conservatives, they just infiltrated out camp because their original side was so anti-Israel and Pro-Soviet. The Soviets are gone now and when faced with Trump they apparently decided it was time to go home to the Socialist camp even if it now in bed with Iran and ISIS. Other than foreign policy, were they ever even close to being on our side? Nope.

Posted by: John Morris at May 28, 2017 10:07 PM (yd+8u)

106 Noticing the Columbo mentions- as Ive noted before, my cousin Russell was the cinematographer on the first ( Speilber directed) and bid daughter Lynette was the newsmag reporter

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 28, 2017 10:07 PM (sqpGi)

107 101

I think McGoohan could've played a fine Bond villain.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 28, 2017 10:05 PM (8O3HH)

Definitely.

That's another movie that cried out to be made.

Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2017 10:08 PM (sdi6R)

108 My lib sister rolled out the Berlin Wall/Trump's Wall analogy today. You know, like how locking your house door at night is the same as locking someone in a jail cell.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 28, 2017 10:08 PM (Nwg0u)

109 Great post, OM!

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 28, 2017 10:08 PM (hMwEB)

110 I am still broken hearted over the Peej.
P.J. How *could* you be so stupid?
Sigh...
Has anyone heard a peep from him since the election?
I hope Cato had the good sense to kick him to the curb...

Posted by: navybrat at May 28, 2017 10:09 PM (w7KSn)

111 Well damn, I completely missed this. Nicky Hayden died. He was a MotoGP champion in 2006. Raced GP bikes. Traffic accident while training.

http://tinyurl.com/yboej3l3

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2017 10:09 PM (DfC8b)

112 109 My lib sister rolled out the Berlin Wall/Trump's Wall analogy today. You know, like how locking your house door at night is the same as locking someone in a jail cell.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 28, 2017 10:08 PM (Nwg0u)

They don't see that the Berlin Wall was to keep people in, our wall is for keeping people out. Two completely different purposes.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 28, 2017 10:10 PM (Ri/rl)

113 George Will hired by PMSNBC.

-
He's not a conservative but he plays one on TV.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 28, 2017 10:10 PM (Nwg0u)

114 109 My lib sister rolled out the Berlin Wall/Trump's Wall analogy today. You know, like how locking your house door at night is the same as locking someone in a jail cell.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 28, 2017 10:08 PM (Nwg0u)

--Not to mention she was no doubt soooooo against the actual Berlin Wall when it still existed, right?

Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 10:11 PM (GsAUU)

115 Hi I'm Bret Stephens.

You may remember me from such hits as that thing and that other thing.

Er... actually I'm not a real political writer I just play one on tv...

Ok. Look. I'm gonna level with you people

I have a condition. It's true.

I'm dumb as fuck.

Cheated my way through high school , clipped paragraphs from Google and glued them together for my Journolism final.

Journalist? I can't even spell it. But you know, you throw a couple of Mao quotes in your papers and you could write about lower intestinal functions , those commie shits don't care.

During election 2016, I got hooked up with this hippy chick and wrote a bunch of pro-Hillary shit so that I could get laid.I'd never been with a chick with armpit hair. Now I owe her child support and she's filed a paternity suit over little Rainbow Brite Moonbeam-Stephens.

I hate my life. Please punch me in the face whenever you see me.

Thank you.

Posted by: Bret Stephens at May 28, 2017 10:11 PM (Uxokn)

116 The Berlin wall,of course,was built to keep people IN.Communism was so desirable.

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2017 10:13 PM (rmVvL)

117 OregonMuse and Jay Guevara. The only two people on AoS that I have never disagreed with.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 28, 2017 10:13 PM (vRcUp)

118 {{{Bret Stevens}}}

hehehheheheheh

Posted by: Butthead at May 28, 2017 10:14 PM (TD9KB)

119 118 OregonMuse and Jay Guevara. The only two people on AoS that I have never disagreed with.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 28, 2017 10:13 PM (vRcUp)

--I did help get you 'round to the sweet-with-meat thing, at least.

Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 10:14 PM (GsAUU)

120 @117 The Berlin wall,of course,was built to keep people IN.Communism was so desirable.
----------------

The commies used to talk about how nice they were. Anyone who wanted to come in could! Only those mean capitalist running dog nations excluded people who wanted to join them.

Posted by: junior at May 28, 2017 10:14 PM (deapv)

121 Wow. I think that was actually Bret Stephens posting here, not a sock.

Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2017 10:14 PM (sdi6R)

122 How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 28, 2017 10:00 PM (rJUlF)

I'm good, Cap. In fact I may not even puke! Not even on Y5's dick flag. It's beautiful.
I remember when I learned to spell 'beautiful,' I was 5. Mom put it on a recipe card and taped it on the fridge. We didn't have refrigerator magnets in 1960.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 28, 2017 10:15 PM (tHwdc)

123 The only two people on AoS that I have never disagreed with.
-----
Harrumph!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 28, 2017 10:15 PM (nlbfN)

124 W66 Ted Danson had sex with Whoopi Goldberg,willingly.That is all you need to know about him.
Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2017 09:53 PM (rmVvL)

And not just once, but as part of a long (for Hollyweird) term relationship.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 28, 2017 10:15 PM (lxioR)

125 Overheard in lineup ahead of security entering Coors Field last Friday night.

Middle aged asshole in line with his wife/girlfriend says to her, "I'm much more afraid of home-grown right-wing terrorists at an event like this."

We're with the grandkids, three of them, K through 4. I give it a minute and turn around and say, "I left all my weapons in the truck, so you don't have to worry about me."

His squeeze says to me, "Really?"

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 28, 2017 10:16 PM (U6f54)

126 Yep,those right wing terrorists are striking constantly for decades now.

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2017 10:18 PM (rmVvL)

127 Ted Danson had sex with Whoopi Goldberg,willingly.
====

The horror. The horror.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 28, 2017 10:18 PM (Uxokn)

128 36 27 There's the stupid pile of teddy bears and baloons,they have candles too?Pathetic.
Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2017 09:38 PM (rmVvL)

--Teddy bears, Mylar balloons, and acres of nondescript plastic crinkly shit.

Richard the Lionheart weeps.
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 09:43 PM (GsAUU)

How big would Longshanks pile of skulls be?

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 28, 2017 10:19 PM (nBr1j)

129 Another couple of Dindu Nuffins.

One of two teenage robbery suspects shot and wounded by an off-duty U.S. Customs and Border Protection officer - who authorities said was defending himself against attackers -
died early Saturday at an area hospital.

The 15-year-old boy was pronounced dead at 5:34 a.m., the Sheriff's Information Bureau reported.

The teen who was killed was identified by family as 15-year-old Darius Smith. The boy's mother Reshawna Myricks said she cannot believe he'd be involved in a robbery.

She said the officer should have fired warning shots - instead of aiming at the boys.

"It's not right. And I want to know what happened because the story you said ain't the truth," Myricks said. "The crazy part is they let you walk on . . . my baby is not walking on no more."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 28, 2017 10:19 PM (Nwg0u)

130 Ask your lib sister how tall is the wall around the JEF's house in DC.

Posted by: ALH at May 28, 2017 10:19 PM (JACOL)

131 In fact I may not even puke!

Well, I hope not!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 28, 2017 10:20 PM (rJUlF)

132 The right wing terrorists are always on the verge of violence but its the left actually committing it.

I was trying to type that in a way of the famous comment about Fascism is always on the verge of coming to America but always landing in Europe. Couldn't remember the quote exactly.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2017 10:20 PM (DfC8b)

133 Ted Danson had sex with Whoopi Goldberg,willingly.

-------

Guinness World Record case of white guilt

Posted by: josephistan at May 28, 2017 10:20 PM (ANIFC)

134 Bret Stephens, George Will, Hillary Clinton.

There's a Carnac The Magnificent gag in there somewhere.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 28, 2017 10:21 PM (rJUlF)

135 126
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 28, 2017 10:16 PM (U6f54)

Heh.

Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2017 10:21 PM (sdi6R)

136 My lib sister rolled out the Berlin Wall/Trump's Wall analogy today.

We'll be trapped in a socialist prison? Please have her explain further, because that might put a crimp in some of my plans.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2017 10:21 PM (HwVbl)

137 135 Bret Stephens, George Will, Hillary Clinton.

There's a Carnac The Magnificent gag in there somewhere.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 28, 2017 10:21 PM (rJUlF)

Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at May 28, 2017 10:22 PM (ANIFC)

138 How big would Longshanks pile of skulls be?
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 28, 2017 10:19 PM (nBr1j)

--Would love to see Richard's march from Acre to Jaffa repeated around Tripoli.

Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 10:22 PM (GsAUU)

139 Ted Danson had sex with Whoopi Goldberg,willingly.

-------

Guinness World Record case of white guilt

Posted by: josephistan at May 28, 2017 10:20 PM (ANIFC)

...or had a serious grudge against his dick.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2017 10:22 PM (aMlLZ)

140 134 Ted Danson had sex with Whoopi Goldberg,willingly.

-------

Guinness World Record case of white guilt
Posted by: josephistan at May 28, 2017 10:20 PM (ANIFC)

Ted Danson, didn't he do a skit in blackface?

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 28, 2017 10:24 PM (Ri/rl)

141 Something pleasant ->

He [Mr. President] was clear, concise and disciplined. Those were the key ingredients that created a striking success for President Trump in his first foreign trip.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y88lt9h3

Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2017 10:24 PM (TD9KB)

142 His squeeze says to me, "Really?"

"No. I would never leave them in the truck..."

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2017 10:24 PM (7H/2n)

143 Ted Danson had sex with Whoopi Goldberg, willingly.
-------------------------

That's nothing. I get raped by Whoopi every time her dumb show airs.

Posted by: Disney Shareholder at May 28, 2017 10:25 PM (70QTT)

144 Merkel, hero of the Left and trainwreck of Europe says, "she cannot rely upon Donald Trump."

Awesome. He opposes your raging stupidity.

-tweet from Bill Mitchell, whoever he is

Posted by: shibumi at May 28, 2017 10:25 PM (aT+Bx)

145 The boy's mother Reshawna Myricks said she cannot believe he'd be involved in a robbery.

Well, THERE's an ironclad defense.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2017 10:26 PM (/wWB4)

146 I think it's kind of bullsh*t to perjoratize those of us who both can think and enjoy marijuana. I busted my ass last week working on a motion for preliminary injunction against San Francisco on a big land use matter, and tonight I'm going to get heavily stoned, play keyboards for awhile, have angus beef for dinner, and then hump my girlfriend, although not necessarily in that order (usually the food comes after).

Posted by: SFGoth at May 28, 2017 10:27 PM (KAi1n)

147 Thinking of how trivial these teddy-bears and balloons seem when memorializing these innocent victims of islamist jihadi cowards, it occurs to me how this contrasts with the dead seriousness of the honor guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier at Arlington.

So I ask here, because it has been a long time since I have been there. Really long. How secure is that site?

Because wouldn't the cowards really like to hit there?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 28, 2017 10:27 PM (U6f54)

148 Ted Danson, didn't he do a skit in blackface?

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 28, 2017 10:24 PM (Ri/rl)
****************************

Watching a Bugs Bunny cartoon today - the ending had Bugs, Elmer, and his firing squad singing Dixie in blackface - it was pixilated.

Safe spaces.

Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2017 10:27 PM (TD9KB)

149 Twitter is a liberal sewer.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 28, 2017 10:28 PM (VdICR)

150 Butthurt, no. I don't do buttstuff, You all need to know this.

<pours another drink>

Plus I won't end up in the Barrel. *HAH!*

<writes a Royalty Check to Slapweasel and slips it through the USB port>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 28, 2017 10:28 PM (tHwdc)

151 party on SFGoth!

Posted by: concrete girl at May 28, 2017 10:28 PM (s26vG)

152 Well.....someone is running late tonight.....
**taps foot impatiently**

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 28, 2017 10:29 PM (kufk0)

153 Who the fuck is John Morris (yd+8u) @ 107?

He should take that (((Joo)) shit back to 5t0rmfr0nt.

Posted by: Butch at May 28, 2017 10:29 PM (hXu8T)

154 So... is this the ONT?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 28, 2017 10:29 PM (CNHr1)

155 Maybe they're being gracious and letting us comment here for a bit...
...nah, I forgot what site I was reading.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 28, 2017 10:29 PM (rJUlF)

156 FYI: Trogan is apparently a bird species (several?) as well as a planet in the Star Wars universe with an Imperial outpost on it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 28, 2017 10:30 PM (zSLwO)

157 McGoohan was asked to play James Bond before they settled on Sean Connery.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 28, 2017 10:30 PM (VdICR)

158 Under enormous scrutiny, he acted in the best traditions of American leadership on two continents by helping create a Muslim NATO to combat radical Islamists and by pushing the original NATO to face terrorism and financial facts.

Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2017 10:32 PM (TD9KB)

159 154 Who the fuck is John Morris (yd+8u) @ 107?

He should take that (((Joo)) shit back to 5t0rmfr0nt.
Posted by: Butch at May 28, 2017 10:29 PM (hXu8T)

What? Did you actually read his comment?

I'm not seeing any anti-joo stuff.

Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2017 10:33 PM (sdi6R)

160 Twitter is a liberal sewer.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Conservatives have been having a lot of fun mocking the snot out of leftists on that platform.

Join us.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 28, 2017 10:33 PM (udajc)

161 It took me a while to figure out that when Stephens said "Will" he meant George Will. At first, I assumed Will was Bret's boyfriend.

Posted by: Pete in TX at May 28, 2017 10:33 PM (2RBkF)

162 Now, I, on the other hand...

do butt stuff.

Posted by: Will at May 28, 2017 10:34 PM (70QTT)

163 Has anyone heard a peep from him since the election?

I hope Cato had the good sense to kick him to the curb...
Posted by: navybrat at May 28, 2017 10:09 PM (w7KSn)

Nope. Cato is still sending out his begging letters with SAEs.

The last one went back with a note in sharpie: Go beg your friend Hillary.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2017 10:35 PM (mkDpn)

164 It took me a while to figure out that when Stephens said "Will" he meant George Will. At first, I assumed Will was Bret's boyfriend.
--

Welcome to my world.

I deal with people in the entertainment world. I now naturally assume every man is gay, and when they mention a wife I think "really? A female? Are ya sure?"

Posted by: shibumi at May 28, 2017 10:35 PM (aT+Bx)

165 "Go beg your friend Hillary."

Yeah, being stupid should hurt.

Posted by: navybrat at May 28, 2017 10:36 PM (w7KSn)

166 --I did help get you 'round to the sweet-with-meat thing, at least.

Posted by: logprof

*snort* I've never disagreed with you either. But there are several Morons that I've held my tongue with. Sometimes - it's not worth it. We are all generally on the same side.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 28, 2017 10:36 PM (vRcUp)

167 So, Bret Stephens will be MSNBC's version of Juan Williams?
Posted by: davidt

No. Juan is at least consistently leftist, if muddleheaded.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 28, 2017 10:36 PM (Xluzf)

168 Portland news this morning was about the white supremicist thaf stabbed two guys to death. They intervened when he was yelling at a black and Muslim girl. Seemed like every Oregon politician wanted to weigh in on it. The guy had a picture of Hitler on his Facebook feed. They haven't called him a Trump supporter, so I guess we dodged that.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 28, 2017 10:36 PM (Lqy/e)

169 I'm not seeing any anti-joo stuff.
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2017 10:33 PM (sdi6R)

It's the ellipses. It's quite popular in the more...energetic...places of the alt-right. Same places that throw the term "cuckservatives" around.

Posted by: Vrag Naroda at May 28, 2017 10:37 PM (17QyB)

170 169 Portland news this morning was about the white supremicist thaf stabbed two guys to death. They intervened when he was yelling at a black and Muslim girl. Seemed like every Oregon politician wanted to weigh in on it. The guy had a picture of Hitler on his Facebook feed. They haven't called him a Trump supporter, so I guess we dodged that.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 28, 2017 10:36 PM (Lqy/e)

Not for lack of trying, but they keep getting beat back with his Bernie/Stein 2016 rants.

Posted by: Vrag Naroda at May 28, 2017 10:38 PM (17QyB)

171 Well... SOMEBODY is running late!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 28, 2017 10:38 PM (CNHr1)

172 172 Well... SOMEBODY is running late!
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 28, 2017 10:38 PM (CNHr1)

I think they're giving a little space for this post to ripen.

Posted by: Vrag Naroda at May 28, 2017 10:39 PM (17QyB)

173
It's the ellipses. It's quite popular in the more...energetic...places of the alt-right.

This is the nonsense of a Neocon.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 28, 2017 10:39 PM (AEzzS)

174 Did MisHum pass out or something???

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 28, 2017 10:40 PM (kufk0)

175
Ellipses are now Alt-Right??

Now...I've heard...everything...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 28, 2017 10:41 PM (AEzzS)

176 173 172 Well... SOMEBODY is running late!
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 28, 2017 10:38 PM (CNHr1)

I think they're giving a little space for this post to ripen.
Posted by: Vrag Naroda at May 28, 2017 10:39 PM (17QyB)

Letting the post age, like whiskey and cheese. Maybe beef.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2017 10:41 PM (ycWCI)

177
The Alt-Right -- the scariest thing to never exist since the g-spot.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 28, 2017 10:41 PM (AEzzS)

178 No ONT yet?????

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2017 10:42 PM (eMKNe)

179 *snort* I've never disagreed with you either. But there are several Morons that I've held my tongue with. Sometimes - it's not worth it. We are all generally on the same side.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 28, 2017 10:36 PM (vRcUp)

--Ha, I'll say you did get me to rack my brains a little to come up with sweet-with-meat examples.

And you're right --I know I'll never agree with everyMoron about, say, movies, but I think we all agree on keeping Koranimal trash out of the country, at least.

Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 10:42 PM (GsAUU)

180 Will Slap be Numbah One?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2017 10:42 PM (DMUuz)

181 176
Ellipses are now Alt-Right??

Now...I've heard...everything...
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 28, 2017 10:41 PM (AEzzS)

It's the three ellipses on either side of a name. It's supposed to signify to the reader that the person is a Neocon or Jew.

Posted by: Vrag Naroda at May 28, 2017 10:43 PM (17QyB)

182 The term "cuckservative" is deadly accurate, which is why those who get the vapors over it get the vapors over it.

Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2017 10:43 PM (sdi6R)

183 Will Slap be Numbah One?
--

I like the pretend he has some sort of new thread alert that goes off when one is posted.

Whenever I've been first, it's been totally random.

Posted by: shibumi at May 28, 2017 10:43 PM (aT+Bx)

184 "The Alt-Right -- the scariest thing to never exist since the g-spot."

The Alt-Right=Campus rape

It exists but is rare.

Posted by: X-ray at May 28, 2017 10:43 PM (N4gtY)

185
It's the three ellipses on either side of a name. It's supposed to signify to the reader that the person is a Neocon or Jew.
Posted by: Vrag Naroda at May 28, 2017 10:43 PM (17QyB)

--Parentheses, not ellipses.

Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 10:44 PM (GsAUU)

186 Will Slap be Numbah One?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2017 10:42 PM (DMUuz)

=========

He may very well wear out his F5 key tonight.

Posted by: GOULD at May 28, 2017 10:44 PM (Hj4t4)

187
--Parentheses, not ellipses.
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 10:44 PM (GsAUU)

That's what I meant. Thanks.

Posted by: Vrag Naroda at May 28, 2017 10:44 PM (17QyB)

188 I prefer simply cuck over cuckservative.

Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 10:45 PM (GsAUU)

189
Brackets vs Parentheses?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 28, 2017 10:45 PM (AEzzS)

190 Ok, this is another thing I have never actually seen real people do but see all the time in movies and TV: Light cigarettes off the stove.

Seems like a good way to singe your eyebrows.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2017 10:45 PM (ycWCI)

191 183 The term "cuckservative" is deadly accurate, which is why those who get the vapors over it get the vapors over it.
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2017 10:43 PM (sdi6R)

It was all well and good until that one asshole came here and started throwing it around that one day.

Posted by: Vrag Naroda at May 28, 2017 10:45 PM (17QyB)

192 i saw PJ's new book at the library one day awhile back, and checked it out.

took it back 2 or 3 days later as totes unreadable...

first 30 pages or so were dry, so i randomly flipped through and the whole thing sucked.

maybe there was some good there, but i didn't find it.

had i purchased it in a store, based on his past performance, i would have been seriously pissed off.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 28, 2017 10:46 PM (zSLwO)

193 No ONT yet?????
Posted by: qdpsteve

Just post your usuall to acecomments.mu.nu/?post=369974

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 28, 2017 10:46 PM (udajc)

194 Rickl - some on the alt right put parentheses around a name to indicate that person is a Jooooo. For example, (((CBD))).

Posted by: Butch at May 28, 2017 10:46 PM (hXu8T)

195 NeverTrump assholes. Burn in hell, Hillary-lovers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2017 10:46 PM (+GtGJ)

196
It took me a while to figure out that when Stephens said "Will" he meant George Will. At first, I assumed Will was Bret's boyfriend.

Triumph of the George

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2017 10:46 PM (IqV8l)

197 I like the pretend he has some sort of new thread alert that goes off when one is posted.
Posted by: shibumi at May 28, 2017 10:43 PM

Could there be a leaker amongst the CoBs?

Depends.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2017 10:47 PM (DMUuz)

198
Did MisHum pass out or something???
Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 28, 2017 10:40 PM (kufk0)

---
he's watching naked Miley on streaming video, and doesn't want to look away.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 28, 2017 10:47 PM (zSLwO)

199 The cuck concept I get, but for the most part the Jew obsession is over the top.I know too many patriotic Jews from here and elsewhere to get worked up over it.

OTOH I'm happy to drop sell-out Jew references when it comes to that ghoul Soros.

Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 10:47 PM (GsAUU)

200 195 Rickl - some on the alt right put parentheses around a name to indicate that person is a Jooooo. For example, (((CBD))).
Posted by: Butch at May 28, 2017 10:46 PM (hXu8T)

Wait, I thought that was hugging a dildo...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2017 10:47 PM (ycWCI)

201 Are we talking solar ellipses or lunar ellipses...?

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 28, 2017 10:48 PM (kufk0)

202 Will Slap be Numbah One?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2017 10:42 PM (DMUuz)

I dunno, a bunch of people gave him shit about snagging the ONT cherry every night. I think that was mean, but wtf do I know?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 28, 2017 10:48 PM (tHwdc)

203 @169 Portland news this morning was about the white supremicist thaf stabbed two guys to death. They intervened when he was yelling at a black and Muslim girl. Seemed like every Oregon politician wanted to weigh in on it. The guy had a picture of Hitler on his Facebook feed. They haven't called him a Trump supporter, so I guess we dodged that.
-----------------

You mean the guy who apparently had stuff in support of Bernie and Stein on his Facebook page?

Posted by: junior at May 28, 2017 10:49 PM (deapv)

204 Letting the post age, like whiskey and cheese. Maybe beef.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2017 10:41 PM (ycWCI)

*sniffs* *prods*

Nope, still veal. Getting kinda gamey, but still veal

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2017 10:49 PM (mkDpn)

205 193 i saw PJ's new book at the library one day awhile back, and checked it out.

took it back 2 or 3 days later as totes unreadable...

first 30 pages or so were dry, so i randomly flipped through and the whole thing sucked.

maybe there was some good there, but i didn't find it.

had i purchased it in a store, based on his past performance, i would have been seriously pissed off.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 28, 2017 10:46 PM (zSLwO)

--P.J. O'Rourke?

Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 10:49 PM (GsAUU)

206 Never bothered me that Slap got first post so often.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 28, 2017 10:49 PM (rJUlF)

207 I have no idea why I got ellipses confused with parentheses. CRS, I guess. I ain't been drinkin'

Posted by: Vrag Naroda at May 28, 2017 10:50 PM (17QyB)

208 Ok, this is another thing I have never actually seen
real people do but see all the time in movies and TV: Light cigarettes
off the stove.

Seems like a good way to singe your eyebrows.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2017 10:45 PM (ycWCI)

I do it but I'm careful.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 28, 2017 10:50 PM (tHwdc)

209 It would be handy to have a list of these backstabbing finks to refer to. So far I've got

John McCain
Lindsey Graham
John Kasich
Bret Stephens
Erick Erickson
Glenn Beck
Rick Wilson
Bill Kristol
Jonah Goldberg

and everyone else that ZMan linked to here:

<a href="https://twitter.com/TheRealZBlog/status/797037036943396864">The roster of idiots who started NeverTrump</a>

Posted by: Monty James at May 28, 2017 10:50 PM (gKOMX)

210 Aetius451AD - {{{ }}} = hug. ((( ))) = Joo. Anti-Semite cock holsters.

Posted by: Butch at May 28, 2017 10:50 PM (hXu8T)

211 I like the pretend he has some sort of new thread alert that goes off when one is posted.
Posted by: shibumi at May 28, 2017 10:43 PM

--I signed to Mark Steyn's alerts and I get a little pop-up as soon as new content of his is posted.

It's awesome.

Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 10:51 PM (GsAUU)

212 The teen who was killed was identified by family as 15-year-old Darius Smith. The boy's mother Reshawna Myricks said she cannot believe he'd be involved in a robbery.

She said the officer should have fired warning shots - instead of aiming at the boys.

She should have taught her son to not be a criminal.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2017 10:51 PM (+lVUW)

213 How the hell are we supposed to have an infamous Memorial Day ONT without an ONT???

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 28, 2017 10:51 PM (kufk0)

214 The thing that all of these people fear the most?
Success.
What does that say about them?

Posted by: navybrat at May 28, 2017 10:51 PM (w7KSn)

215 Wasnt "Six" the sidekick on Blosso?

Posted by: Fox2! at May 28, 2017 10:52 PM (lxioR)

216 ONT

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 28, 2017 10:52 PM (kufk0)

217 Blossom

Posted by: Fox2! at May 28, 2017 10:52 PM (lxioR)

218 ONT is up.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2017 10:53 PM (DMUuz)

219 It's probably heretical to say it, but I'm perfectly happy with this thread.

Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2017 10:53 PM (sdi6R)

220 160 154 Who the fuck is John Morris (yd+8u) @ 107?

He should take that (((Joo)) shit back to 5t0rmfr0nt.
Posted by: Butch at May 28, 2017 10:29 PM (hXu8T)

What? Did you actually read his comment?

I'm not seeing any anti-joo stuff.

Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2017 10:33 PM (sdi6R)

++++

He's doing the (((identify the Jew))) thing.

Ya know, I don't like the guys who do it all the time, but (((Bret Stephens))) and the neocons really do deserve the callout. It really is apparent they were never conservatives, they just infiltrated out camp because their original side was so anti-Israel and Pro-Soviet. The Soviets are gone now and when faced with Trump they apparently decided it was time to go home to the Socialist camp even if it now in bed with Iran and ISIS. Other than foreign policy, were they ever even close to being on our side? Nope.

Without the (((Jew))) thing, the comment would one thing. But, by making it about the Jews infiltrating the conservative movement, it is something else. It takes it from an intellectual/political analysis to something about ethnicity.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 28, 2017 10:53 PM (R+30W)

221 ONT is NOOD

Posted by: josephistan at May 28, 2017 10:54 PM (ANIFC)

222 Seems like a good way to singe your eyebrows.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2017 10:45 PM (ycWCI)

You know the glass-topped stoves, the ones with IR elements? And the ceramic topped ones? and the induction ones? You can't light a cigarette off of one of those, trust me. Really, just trust me on this one.

And electric stove is good, get the element good and hot, and come in from the side. And go back later to brush off that little white ash circle on the side of the element when it cools so your mom doesn't see you've been smoking in her kitchen.

The real worry is when you use a propane cooker with a pizeo igniter. Those can singe eyebrows, collars and nose hair.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2017 10:54 PM (mkDpn)

223 Number Six was also Tricia Helfer on the new Battlestar Galactica.

What three symbols should I put around a name to indicate that I would hit it like a tornado through a trailer park?

!!!Tricia Helfer!!! ?
!->Tricia Helfer

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 28, 2017 10:54 PM (8O3HH)

224 215 The thing that all of these people fear the most?
Success.
What does that say about them?
Posted by: navybrat at May 28, 2017 10:51 PM (w7KSn)

To be fair, I think they fear a c-change from the status quo- which is what they supposedly have been campaigning on all of their lives. They do not want to face the harsh realities of our current situation. It is easier to put their fingers in their ears and go lalalalala. LALA.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2017 10:55 PM (ycWCI)

225 If you ever doubted your decision to not vote for HRC, that latest episode at Wellesley should have put it all to rest.
That was disgusting. Every bit of it.
Even the coughing.
What a pompous, tyrannical (rhymes with itch) she is.
We all dodged a major bullet.

Posted by: navybrat at May 28, 2017 10:55 PM (w7KSn)

226 When they ran the stabbing story this morning, they didn't mention the Bernie or Stein support. I wonder if those two guys would be alive if they'd stayed out of it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 28, 2017 10:55 PM (Lqy/e)

227 #107

Farmer Bob, so your cousin was Russell Metty. Wow! He had a pretty impressive career, working with Howard Hawks, Orson Welles, Stanley Kubrick, et al.

Posted by: Pete in TX at May 28, 2017 10:55 PM (2RBkF)

228 Yea, I'd say that Bret Stephens pretty much won the May 2017 Whale Shit Trophy.

The arrogant bastard is also definitely a top contender for Mr. Useful Tool of 2017.

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guided at May 28, 2017 10:56 PM (oBuXO)

229 Les.....we were at the game last night too. Surprised by all of the dogs, even after the game. Hmmmm

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 28, 2017 11:00 PM (mMeIQ)

230 Mis Hum was ice fishing today.

...and yes, it appears the ice in Wisconsin has all melted.

Rescue operations are under way.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 28, 2017 11:02 PM (S6Pax)

231 How the hell are we supposed to have an infamous Memorial Day ONT without an ONT???
Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 28, 2017 10:51 PM (kufk0)

=========

To ask the question is also to answer it.

Posted by: GOULD at May 28, 2017 11:06 PM (Hj4t4)

232 I think that you are holding back, and should tell us what you really think. I for one would probably agree.

Posted by: Radar at May 28, 2017 11:09 PM (UBssA)

233 Bret Stephens was such an irritant, a pompous tool--I sent him many emails calling him out on it t no avail. He was born in Mexico and spent his formative years there which explains a lot. This couldn't happen to a more deserving turncoat.

Posted by: vivi at May 28, 2017 11:23 PM (11H2y)

234 191 Ok, this is another thing I have never actually seen real people do but see all the time in movies and TV: Light cigarettes off the stove.

Seems like a good way to singe your eyebrows.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2017 10:45 PM (ycWCI)

I quit 7 years ago but prior to that, lighting up on the stove was a frequent occurrence, gas was fastest and easiest (but mostly avoided ever since watching the Marriage of Maria Braun), old fashioned electrical coil was good and safe, and contrary to what was commented previously, lighting on glass top is possible, but takes patience and lots of blowing

Posted by: firehorse at May 28, 2017 11:24 PM (W13WA)

235 135 Answer: - Bret Stephens, George Will and Hillary Clinton.

Question: Name three people with vaginas.

Posted by: vivi at May 28, 2017 11:36 PM (11H2y)

236 Holy Crap, that was one of the best screeds Ive read in quite some time, and aimed at someone so very deserving. Well done. Well effing done.

Let me know if you ever decide to rant about Ben Rhodes. I wouldn't want to miss that.

Posted by: Quilp at May 29, 2017 12:07 AM (txGCj)

237 Bret Stephens, George Will, Hillary Clinton.

What is a gag, a wag and a hag! {That's for you, Oh great one!}

Posted by: Locke Common at May 29, 2017 12:12 AM (YqvaZ)

238 So tired of the "deep state". We picked a retard, lets stop making excuses.

Posted by: Joe at May 29, 2017 12:15 AM (wzmyO)

239
Posted by: Joe
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Concern

[x] noted

[ ] not noted

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 29, 2017 12:27 AM (Uxokn)

240 "We picked a retard, lets stop making excuses."

Don't have to make an excuse for keeping Hillary out, NeverTrumper.

Posted by: Monty James at May 29, 2017 12:54 AM (gKOMX)

241 Bret is a sad case. I read his stuff for several years in the WSJ. He wrote a good column and had interesting things to say. But when Trump appeared on scene. some screw in Bret's head got turned loose. He couldn't write anything but "Never Trump, No Way No How". He became unreadable because of that obsession. So he leaves the WSJ and goes to NYT--where he discovers that he has to toe that line on everything the NYT stands for.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 29, 2017 12:54 AM (Sda6L)

242 Joe at May 29, 2017 12:15 AM (wzmyO)

Oh go fuck yourself, you silly little twat waffle.

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at May 29, 2017 02:53 AM (+dsLj)

243 I somehow doubt that there are ANY conservative Republicans working for the NYT. After reading his bio (because I had never heard of him) the only possible thing that would support a Republican is his opposition to the AGW scam. But even that doesn't require a Republican, just someone who actually looks at the evidence and the data.

I didn't vote for Trump either, but I sure as hell didn't vote for Scankles.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 29, 2017 04:23 AM (mpXpK)

244 I ended up holding my nose and voting for Trump. He could be ten times the buffoon than the buffoon he is, and it would still be worth it to keep Hillary Milhous Clinton out of the White House and her nominees off the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Zapp Branigan at May 29, 2017 07:20 AM (FgFCM)

245 So Ace devolves into retarded tribalism, and his co-bloggers loyally follow suit. There's little on this site anymore except your alt-version of frightened Steward Smalley-esque self-affirmations. Worthless.

Posted by: Brian at May 29, 2017 12:26 PM (EhCLo)

246 245 - Brian
Thanks for sharing. Guess you won't need to subject your tender sensibilities to this site any more, eh? Have a day.

Posted by: Nobody Special at May 29, 2017 03:39 PM (IpAqF)

247 Brett Stephens reintroduced to the world the word "vulgarian" to describe Trump supporters. That's beyond self-parody. People like him simply should commit suicide for the same reasons a perve should after child services seizes his little boy underwear stash. For the same sociopathic reason as the perve, Stephens Kristol and those Hunan shipwrecks won't do the right thing.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 29, 2017 07:34 PM (wWn8R)

248 I disagree, not supporting Trump as the republican candidate was a direct benefit to Hillary Clinton. Especially if you had a media megaphone to use. He can go straight to hell, along with Will, Romney and most of the other National Review butt-hurts.

Posted by: Dude1394 at May 29, 2017 09:41 PM (b91ZC)

249 # 129. Best practices warning shots are center mass ,
retreat and reload .

Most excel of Trump bonito's : exposeing cuckservwtives
( my kingdom to anyone who can show me the " edit " key )

Posted by: deguello at May 29, 2017 11:14 PM (nDdGQ)

250 26
What led Salman Abedi to bomb the Manchester arena?

Global warming?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2017 09:38 PM (oVJmc)

That and gluten.

Posted by: Dr. Ben Casey at May 30, 2017 08:01 AM (n3hky)

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