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Overnight Open Thread (27 May 2017)
Do enjoy this weekend but do take time to remember why we have this long holiday weekend to begin with.
America owes an unpayable debt to our fallen heroes & their families.
— Justice Don Willett (@JusticeWillett) May 27, 2017
God bless them this #MemorialDayWeekend. 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/IisoAgIwyi
Safe Spaces
'Marie Claire': Men aren't allowed to criticize 'safe spaces'. Safe spaces are for losers who can't handle free speech. Ooops. I might've triggered Jessica Valenti. Deal with it Jessica. Leaks You know, with all these leaks and some of the latest ones sounding incredibly stupid, I'm starting to think that these are part of an effort to find who is leaking material. It is even more odd to break this story at 5PM on a Friday before a holiday weekend. Most people will be out and busy all weekend and not really pay attention to the news. WaPo has had this info since December so it really is weird that they published it when they did unless they just got some corroborating info that enabled them to publish. That's not clear in the article but it would be funny if the corroborating info was fake meant to trace leakers. Of note, the NYT has now published their article and it has some differences. Sort of like what you would do when trying to find leakers. Put different details in different reports, etc. and then see what info goes where. As to the actual allegations in the latest leak, here's some good analysis from WarNewsUpdate's Editor:The more that I think about this Washington Post exclusive .... the more I realise that it has a lot of holes in it. One .... the Russians would never permit such a communications link. Two .... Michael Flynn who was present at the meeting would know that they would never permit it. Three .... what's the point of having a secret communications channel via through the Russian embassy to the Kremlin .... where it would not be secret at all. Four .... President Trump is the President .... he can do anything he wants with the executive branch .... including having his own direct line to the Kremlin should he (and Putin) want to. But I digress .... what the Trump administration wanted (and I am sure the Kremlin wanted it too) was a private back-channel .... and for those who may not know .... this is how it works. If the Trump administration wanted Putin to know something independent from normal diplomatic channels .... it will be done by having someone President Trump trusts telling someone that President Putin trusts in person (that Russian official will be living in the U.S. .... probably near Washington DC). That person .... once the message has been received .... will then be taking the first flight to Moscow.
Sadly, this latest leak helps the Russians. If true, they just revealed to them that we were able to monitor Kislyak's private comms. Related: The Kremlin seems to have bet big on the willingness of U.S. intelligence agencies to leak. Eagle Cam
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 09:56 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 27, 2017 09:56 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2017 09:57 PM (NT3RT)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 27, 2017 09:57 PM (e9G8E)
Don't count!
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 27, 2017 09:57 PM (4DCSq)
Posted by: ibguy at May 27, 2017 09:58 PM (c5dWW)
Eventful day today: took Joyce on picnic lunch at local state park (beautiful!), but she ended up giving it back. Not sure what caused this: could have been heat, could have been new chemo (they upped her dosage), some combination of these, or something else entirely.
Got her back home and into bed for a much needed nap, and headed back to the hotel for our own quiet time.
Went back for dinner: she was rested and showered - feeling *much*'better
Ate a decent meal, then shmoozed a bit, then off to bed. We said our goodbyes (return home tomorrow) and parted.
Impressions this trip: there's no question that she's doing better cognitively, and mostly physically (the blood clots are a step backwards, but not insurmountable). I do wish Hubby would be more gentle with her, but there's very little can say in that regard. I'm sure we'll (or at least I'll) be back this summer.
Please pray for renewed strength and healing.
[To my fellow, beloved Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and our family.]
Also: I'm checking out early tonight - early flight out. Be well, Horde!
Posted by: ibguy at May 27, 2017 09:58 PM (c5dWW)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 10:00 PM (tHwdc)
They'll never learn.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 27, 2017 10:00 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 27, 2017 10:02 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 27, 2017 10:02 PM (Xr2/U)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 27, 2017 10:09 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 27, 2017 10:09 PM (VdICR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytsUTS5COsc
Any morons willing?
Posted by: X-ray at May 27, 2017 10:11 PM (N4gtY)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 27, 2017 10:13 PM (3Vlkn)
He should do a cameo as a villain (ideally in a Bind flick), just to piss libtards off royally.
--and as Greg just said, he's apparently a FNC contributor now, so I look forward to more of him on screen.
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 10:13 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2017 10:13 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 10:14 PM (GsAUU)
They had an out of costume George Clooney delivering the Flash's lines from that trailer.
Posted by: junior at May 27, 2017 10:14 PM (deapv)
"You moron!! I'm hanging on for dear life and you're taking a picture of me in my distress!!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 10:15 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 10:15 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2017 10:15 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ibguy at May 27, 2017 09:58 PM (c5dWW)
--and the same to you and your sister!
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 10:15 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 27, 2017 10:15 PM (BeKMO)
Posted by: Jmel at May 27, 2017 10:16 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at May 27, 2017 10:16 PM (+MPEM)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2017 10:16 PM (DMUuz)
Yeah. When Melania walked with the other women she didn't look like a locomotive hauling a 100 carloads of coal like the Mooch did.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2017 10:18 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2017 10:18 PM (KpvzS)
I took it to mean that. My apologies for my dull response!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 10:18 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 10:19 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at May 27, 2017 10:19 PM (+MPEM)
Tore the hell out of the screens, but it was totally worth it because it was so hilarious to watch.
Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2017 10:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jmel
Mooch is always angry.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 27, 2017 10:19 PM (cFtz/)
Less than 50 comments?
I see the commentariat hasn't even warmed up yet.
I've still gotta check the post a bit closer.
Have a nevening y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - loosely speaking at May 27, 2017 10:19 PM (hGZJP)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 27, 2017 10:20 PM (CNHr1)
34 25 Melania was smoking hot in Europe this week. I wonder how angry that made Mooch?
Posted by: Jmel
Mooch is always angry.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 27, 2017 10:19 PM (cFtz/)
MOOCH SMASH!
Posted by: Hulk at May 27, 2017 10:20 PM (quw2O)
21 times?
No, you should chew your food 32 times before swallowing. As my mother taught, "32 times keeps your tummy from danger, and you can stay up and watch the Lone Ranger."
Posted by: Dr. Bob Hartley at May 27, 2017 10:21 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2017 10:22 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jmel at May 27, 2017 10:16 PM (OeWgo)
--Yes.
Melania is beautiful, and sexy, but although she's around my wife's age I don't have sexual thoughts about her --not because I like dudes, but because I think in a way she embodies America (immigrant FLOTUS who is not bitter about her adopted homeland).
She makes me proud of my country, unlike the Angry Squatch.
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 10:22 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 10:23 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Jmel
Mooch is always angry.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 27, 2017 10:19 PM (cFtz/)
The resting bitch face is wide awake.
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2017 10:23 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2017 10:18 PM (KpvzS)
--Alternating between vodka and diet/Miller Lite/pink Moscato
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 10:23 PM (GsAUU)
No, you should chew your food 32 times before swallowing. As my mother taught, "32 times keeps your tummy from danger, and you can stay up and watch the Lone Ranger."
Posted by: Dr. Bob Hartley
That's so annoying!
Posted by: Emily Hartley at May 27, 2017 10:24 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: X-ray at May 27, 2017 10:24 PM (N4gtY)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2017 10:25 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Dr. Bob Hartley at May 27, 2017 10:26 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 10:26 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Pure Prarie League at May 27, 2017 10:27 PM (6qmBU)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 27, 2017 10:19 PM (cFtz/)<<<
If you want a picture of the
Posted by: zombie George Orwell at May 27, 2017 10:28 PM (+MPEM)
However - FLILF.
Just sayin'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 10:26 PM (TwwWO)
--Heh, I've stated my opinion, but at the same time I don't hold it as superior to yours.
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 10:28 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 10:29 PM (aT+Bx)
You're First In Our Hearts.
Thank you-- I appreciate the kindness. I don't want to beat the subject to death, but after posting last night, I got ruthlessly analytical (hey, I'm an INTJ to the max, for morons who have had to be Myers-Briggs-typed) about why baiting bugs me so much, purely apart from personal history. I should thank Slap a second time for nudging me to this bit of enlightenment.
I think it has to do with the fact that that kind of stuff (rubbing a loss or second-place finish in the loser's face) has become nearly ubiquitous in the wider culture in recent years. Such as bat flipping in baseball, end zone dances in football, etc. And we see so much of it on the D side of the political aisle: Nancy Pelosi's little parade with the oversized gavel; Teh Won's "I won"; the gloating that goes on among the lefties whenever someone like Breitbart or Scalia dies, etc. I guess it's a sign of aging, but when I compare the disgraceful "nah, nah, hey, hey" chanting at Bush 43 during TFG's 2009 inauguration with the respect shown to Eisenhower (and Nixon too) at JFK's inauguration in 1961, I get nostalgic for civility and what I was taught as a kid about sportsmanship. Sometimes I think a large chunk of society has regressed to childishness (as distinct from childlikeness, which is a good thing).
Okay, end of lecture. I also want to thank CDR M for the M-Day thread. As I fessed up on the pet thread, my dad (82nd Airborne, WWII) died suddenly of a heart attack on Memorial Day weekend, so it's always a heavy weekend for me. But I am truly grateful for all the morons who have served or are serving in the Armed Forces. God bless you all.
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 27, 2017 10:30 PM (3C9q2)
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Michelle is twice the woman Melania is!
(On an entirely unrelated note, a former chick boss of mine had a game where you'd insult someone in such a way they wouldn't know, or couldn't be sure, that they were being insulted.)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 27, 2017 10:30 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: zombie George Orwell at May 27, 2017 10:28 PM (+MPEM)
Oh, Water Buffalo
Oh, Water Buffalo
You will always be a
Water Buffalo
Posted by: gNewt at May 27, 2017 10:31 PM (6qmBU)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 10:32 PM (GsAUU)
All right that's it with you pervert chronic masturbators having unclean thoughts about my great, great grandaughter Amy.
I'ma gone stitch up your dicks. And give you yogurt enemas.
Posted by: Dr. John Harvey Kellogg at May 27, 2017 10:33 PM (8O3HH)
Good evening, good people.
This is still the most exceptional country on the planet, populated by an extraordinary people.
I say that not apropo of anything other than it is a fact.
Cherish it.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 27, 2017 10:33 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at May 27, 2017 10:33 PM (h7sWp)
I can certainly appreciate that, Thank You.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 10:33 PM (6gk0M)
Also, Melania trolling Michelle with the thick belts is how
its done.
Posted by: Ktgreat at May 27, 2017 10:34 PM (f8ilN)
"A moderate amount of either coffee or beer hydrates people just about as well as water does. "
I knew it, I knew it... !
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2017 10:35 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Ceiling Cat at May 27, 2017 10:36 PM (aT+Bx)
There. Flame away.
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 10:36 PM (GsAUU)
Remembering 1LT William White USMCR Fordham '51 KIA 3/28/1953, SGT Albert Medas USMC Died of Wounds April 1953 at US Naval Hospital Yokosuka Japan and HC1 Dad USN Fleet Marine Force WIA 3/28/1953.
All in service with 1MARDIV E/2/7 during the battle at Outpost Vegas 38th parallel Korea. My pop mentioned his two buddies almost daily until the day he died. He missed them very much. Together again.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2017 10:37 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at May 27, 2017 10:37 PM (h7sWp)
Baby Sister Update follows.
Posted by: ibguy at May 27, 2017 09:58 PM (c5dWW)
Seems to me it was filmed in the Alps. The mountains seem similar to the Canadian Rockies, but the buildings and railway look Euro.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2017 10:37 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: gNewt at May 27, 2017 10:37 PM (6qmBU)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at May 27, 2017 10:33 PM (h7sWp)
Pretty sure she has a plethora of penises she can chose from. Donald currently has the title of Chosen.
Posted by: X-ray at May 27, 2017 10:37 PM (N4gtY)
Anyway, I was stunned at her look in that veil. The though of "Reverend Mother" came to mind. Whether from Dune or elsewhere (is there any official nun office know as "Reverend Mother"?).
She was still a very, very hot Reverend Mother, but I did hold my thoughts in abeyance. In abeyance, mind you.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 27, 2017 10:38 PM (8O3HH)
- 'Safe Space' spearmint
- Sweat of koi
- Panda piss
- Al Gore's ass
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 10:38 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 27, 2017 10:30 PM (Nwg0u
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Well, Just Bless Her Heart!
Posted by: GOULD ll at May 27, 2017 10:38 PM (Hj4t4)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX3ADWQw2iw
(I couldn't find the original on YouTube. Lots of covers, though, but this one made it to #2 in 1963.)
Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2017 10:38 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Dr. John Harvey Kellogg
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Too much caffeine, John, too much caffeine.
Posted by: Postum at May 27, 2017 10:39 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 10:39 PM (GsAUU)
It really bothers me that so many young kids today have so little idea of the causes and consequences of that war.
Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at May 27, 2017 10:40 PM (sm/rk)
I'ma gone stitch up your dicks. And give you yogurt enemas.
Posted by: Dr. John Harvey Kellogg at May 27, 2017 10:33 PM (8O3HH)
Not you, you silly fruit loop.
Famous Amy Kellogg of Fox news.
Oh, Amy, I could stay with you
Posted by: Pure Prarie League at May 27, 2017 10:40 PM (6qmBU)
She was still a very, very hot Reverend Mother, but I did hold my thoughts in abeyance. In abeyance, mind you.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 27, 2017 10:38 PM (8O3HH)
--Locally, it's Mother Superior (title) and Mother (addressing). In special cases (like when Mother Teresa was alive), Foundress.
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 10:41 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Constable Bart at May 27, 2017 10:42 PM (+GtGJ)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at May 27, 2017 10:42 PM (h7sWp)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 10:32 PM (GsAUU)
I'll try to keep the summary short: one of the posters on last night's ONT referred to Slapweasel's habit of baiting the Horde for usually being first on the ONT. And I commented further down the thread (in reference to that post) that it was one reason why I had mostly stopped posting on ONTs. Some people tried to explain that it's just silly fun (which I knew and know to be the case), but I felt compelled to explain that baiting behavior is not as easy for me to shrug off as it is for most people.
Hope that helps. I think most people by the time they get into their twenties have at least one sore spot somewhere in their psyches-- it's just that the location varies enormously from one person to the next. I must say I'm glad that the Horde is one place where it's safe to admit where one's scar tissue is located, 'cuz we all have some. (Oops, did I just call the HQ a "safe space"?)
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 27, 2017 10:43 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: antisocialist at May 27, 2017 10:43 PM (W2wn0)
Posted by: Deplorable lady
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No knowledge at all.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2017 10:43 PM (OdK9v)
It was okay for a cartoon. Better than I expected. Needed more cat girls though.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 27, 2017 10:44 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at May 27, 2017 10:44 PM (h7sWp)
(On an entirely unrelated note, a former chick boss of mine had a game
where you'd insult someone in such a way they wouldn't know, or couldn't
be sure, that they were being insulted.)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 27, 2017 10:30 PM (Nwg0u
Michelle carries that weight well.
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2017 10:44 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 27, 2017 10:45 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 27, 2017 10:43 PM (3C9q2)
Agreed, and there's even a technical term for that: "pet peeve".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2017 10:45 PM (XUcIQ)
where you'd insult someone in such a way they wouldn't know, or couldn't
be sure, that they were being insulted.)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 27, 2017 10:30 PM (Nwg0u
Michelle carries that weight well.
Posted by: davidt at May
that is a really interesting dress, not everyone could make that work.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 10:45 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 27, 2017 10:45 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 27, 2017 10:46 PM (MZcWR)
Posted by: Basement Cat at May
so what exactly was the thing that caused you to stop commenting?
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 10:46 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: antisocialist at May 27, 2017 10:43 PM (W2wn0)
There's more than that.
Posted by: The Fish at May 27, 2017 10:46 PM (XUcIQ)
Hope that helps. I think most people by the time they get into their twenties have at least one sore spot somewhere in their psyches-- it's just that the location varies enormously from one person to the next. I must say I'm glad that the Horde is one place where it's safe to admit where one's scar tissue is located, 'cuz we all have some. (Oops, did I just call the HQ a "safe space"?)
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 27, 2017 10:43 PM (3C9q2)
--I think First! is puerile as hell, but I shrug it off.
I admit that there's an infinitesimal thrill to being first, but I try to make it at least a passably substantial or witty comment.
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 10:47 PM (GsAUU)
'sup, peeps?
We are under tornado watch and the power keeps going on and off, so if I drop off, no worries!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 10:47 PM (p8ef/)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 27, 2017 10:47 PM (6FqZa)
In wine there is wisdom.
In beer there is freedom.
In water there is bacteria.
Posted by: antisocialist at May 27, 2017 10:43 PM (W2wn0)
--I thought in wine there was truth.
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 10:47 PM (GsAUU)
My high school German teacher, who threw me out of his German I class after two and a half years.
The whole "verb thing".
Okay, class clown too....
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at May 27, 2017 10:48 PM (h7sWp)
Same here (although I'm rarely first). Plus it's fun to teabag the goof who posts "first" when they are, in fact, second. Beneath me.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 27, 2017 10:48 PM (6FqZa)
It was okay for a cartoon. Better than I expected. Needed more cat girls though.
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That's what happens when you let the Chinese make a movie - you get a shortage of cat girls. To meet the movie's cat girl quota, you hand it over to the Japanese.
Posted by: junior at May 27, 2017 10:49 PM (deapv)
Daimler produces those vehicles so that company meets overall CAFE standards.
Posted by: gNewt at May 27, 2017 10:49 PM (6qmBU)
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2017 10:49 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May
make sure you put your ruby louboutin pigalles on so if anything goes wrong you will be able to get home.
there's no place like ont,
there's no place like ont,
there's no place like ont.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 10:49 PM (cPsPa)
And in Ripple, there is my safe space. I mean, after one bottle, I can look at Aunt Esther without throwing up.
Posted by: Fred Sanford at May 27, 2017 10:49 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 10:47 PM (GsAUU)
Posting a first! because you happen to fluke into it is serendipity. Constantly posting firsts! because of being obsessed with it is mildly annoying. It's kind of like a tic, I guess. I don't think any the less of Slap because of his "hobby", but I wish he wouldn't do it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2017 10:51 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at May 27, 2017 10:51 PM (h7sWp)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 27, 2017 10:51 PM (e9G8E)
Lordy, I should let this drop-- Slap went beyond just saying "first!" to adding some kind of remark intended to tweak the other morons about being latecomers. That was what bugged me.
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 27, 2017 10:51 PM (3C9q2)
Daimler produces those vehicles so that company meets overall CAFE standards.
Posted by: gNewt at May
ugly effing car. much prefer mercedes to bmw but would drive a 3 series before c class any day.
by the way what the fuck is with the 4 series?
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 10:51 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Basement Cat at May
meh, you should never have brought it up. there are loads more irritating things about the ont than that.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 10:52 PM (cPsPa)
There. Flame away.
--
There is no way women should be in combat. EVER.
That whole "I can do whatever a man can do" isn't true. Women's bodies are different and have different muscle mass. End of story.
If a woman insists on being in the service, she can do something administrative or "nursing."
/ha! I showed you!
Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 10:53 PM (aT+Bx)
102 Prolly a wig anyway.
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at May 27, 2017 10:51 PM (h7sWp)
I used a sharpie.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 27, 2017 10:53 PM (2DT4P)
Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 10:53 PM (aT+Bx)
'sup, peeps?
We are under tornado watch and the power keeps going on and off, so if I drop off, no worries!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 10:47 PM (p8ef/)
--Last I saw, SMFH had a ton on her plate. I'm always last to know though.
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 10:54 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2017 10:51 PM (XUcIQ)
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Agreed. However , if it is that important to him, and for some wierd rason it is, then.....Meh.
Posted by: GOULD ll at May 27, 2017 10:54 PM (Hj4t4)
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Or, of course, put Anna in charge of casting.
Posted by: junior at May 27, 2017 10:54 PM (deapv)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at May 27, 2017 10:54 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: logprof at May
hope she was using chinet, otherwise, hoo boy.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 10:55 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2017 10:55 PM (XoldI)
-Posted by: Basement Cat at May 27, 2017 10:51 PM (3C9q2)
I understand. Stop giving Basement Cat crap.
This is the ONT. Let's honor those that have fallen, hang out and party!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 10:55 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at May 27, 2017 10:55 PM (h7sWp)
Posted by: YankeeFifth
Eh. Everybody has their thing. Critiquing or arguing it is about as useful as a William Hung Greatest Hits playlist.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 27, 2017 10:55 PM (66CWr)
That seems really... um... not right.
Posted by: shibumi
They're dead butch. We all bro-out down at the Hooters every Saturday.
Posted by: The Petshop Boys at May 27, 2017 10:56 PM (fHnbd)
Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2017 10:56 PM (sdi6R)
Daimler produces those vehicles so that company meets overall CAFE standards.
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CAFE standards mean the even the E class comes with a biturbo 4-banger.
Ridiculous.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2017 10:56 PM (+GtGJ)
Last I heard she was working nights driving drunks around or something.
Other than that, don't know.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 10:57 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at May 27, 2017 10:57 PM (h7sWp)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2017 10:57 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 10:55 PM (6gk0M)
I'm down with that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2017 10:57 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 10:58 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: zombie Robert Z'Dar at May 27, 2017 10:58 PM (fHnbd)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 27, 2017 10:58 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2017 10:58 PM (+GtGJ)
There is no way women should be in combat. EVER.
That whole "I can do whatever a man can do" isn't true. Women's bodies are different and have different muscle mass. End of story.
If a woman insists on being in the service, she can do something administrative or "nursing."
/ha! I showed you!
Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 10:53 PM (aT+Bx)
--Well put. We have our beloved SMFH, who is awesome (and, I'll add gratuitously, pretty damn fly), and while she has been very good at what she does and kinda scares me
something in my gut would be more devastated if she'd be hurt (or worse) on the front lines than if a guy, even an outstanding guy, suffered the same fate.Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 10:58 PM (GsAUU)
Esther had a face that would scare a bull dog off a meat wagon. And you could roll her face in dough and make gorilla cookies.
But Mooch, now that *is* ugly.
Posted by: Fred Sanford at May 27, 2017 10:59 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at May 27, 2017 10:57 PM (h7sWp)
She gets those finely-toned arms by pumping iron. You should see her snatch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2017 10:59 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May
have you googled it?
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 10:59 PM (cPsPa)
there are loads more irritating things about the ont than that.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 10:52 PM (cPsPa)
And that's when the fight started.
Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2017 10:59 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2017 10:56 PM (sdi6R)
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I just see that as informing people. Everyone can certainly exercise the option to stay where they are.
Posted by: GOULD ll at May 27, 2017 10:59 PM (Hj4t4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2017 10:56 PM (+GtGJ)<<<
But I identify as a V8.
Posted by: a bi-turbo 4 banger at May 27, 2017 10:59 PM (+MPEM)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at May 27, 2017 11:00 PM (h7sWp)
That seems really... um... not right.
Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 10:53 PM (aT+Bx)
--Martin Gore digs dudes (NTTAWWT), but I think Gahan is straight.
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 11:00 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 10:52 PM (cPsPa)
And that's when the fight started.
Posted by: rickl at May
well there are loads more irritating things.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 11:00 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 11:00 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Deplorable lady
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Or any connection to the services at all.
The last time my youngest son was home on leave we all attended church on Sunday to which my son wore his service dress blues. After the service, some twentysomething accused my son of wearing a costume as no one joins the Navy any more. I believe that was the first time I ever heard the terms 'douchenozzle' and 'twatwaffle' used together in a sentence. Correctly, I might add.
I do wish son had waited to unload on the ass until we were out of the Vestibule but still . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2017 11:01 PM (tr2D7)
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I see that. The price is identical.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2017 11:01 PM (+GtGJ)
Canadian Woman looking to adopted by an American.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytsUTS5COsc
Any morons willing?
Posted by: X-ray at May 27, 2017 10:11 PM (N4gtY)
Science!
Screen door/hurricane, etc....
Meow!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 27, 2017 11:01 PM (8iiMU)
Good Bye Charlie's on. Debbie Reynolds playing a reincarnated womanizer. Cute
Posted by: gNewt at May 27, 2017 11:01 PM (6qmBU)
Posted by: YankeeFifth
For you. Maybe not for others. Really, sometimes I wish I could carve "YMMV" on the freakin' Moon.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 27, 2017 11:01 PM (66CWr)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 27, 2017 11:02 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 27, 2017 11:02 PM (e9G8E)
No, you should chew your food 32 times before swallowing. As my mother taught, "32 times keeps your tummy from danger, and you can stay up and watch the Lone Ranger."
Posted by: Dr. Bob Hartley
NOW you tell me!
Posted by: Zombie Mama Cass at May 27, 2017 11:03 PM (quw2O)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytsUTS5COsc
Any morons willing?
Posted by: X-ray at May 27, 2017 10:11 PM (N4gtY)
meh too skinny. less interested in adoption than indentured servitude.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 11:03 PM (cPsPa)
Tomorrow will be the eat yourself into a coma day her, we have a family get together that I'm hosting
Only be 8 of us, plus whichever neighbor wanders by. There is enough food (the usual goodies) for a platoon or two. Should be a fine time.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 27, 2017 11:04 PM (S/hVx)
Maybe later. First they need to carve "AMERICA, FUCK YEAH"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 27, 2017 11:05 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 27, 2017 11:05 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at May 27, 2017 10:57 PM (h7sWp)
She gets those finely-toned arms by pumping iron. You should see her snatch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****
I hear it's quite impressive.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2017 11:06 PM (hVdx9)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytsUTS5COsc
Any morons willing?
Posted by: X-ray at May 27, 2017 10:11 PM (N4gtY)
--She's like a brunette Canadian Kat Timpf.
And Jistin Trudoh! is an asshat.
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 11:06 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May
meh, not all irritants are equal. quitting the ont over the first nonsense is silly. it has been going on forever. show up late, page down twice problem solved.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 11:06 PM (cPsPa)
And pleeeeeeze don't use Michelle and snatch in the same sentence.
She gets those finely-toned arms by pumping iron. You should see her snatch.
She is the answer to the question:
You load sixteen tons and what do you get?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2017 11:06 PM (IqV8l)
The Phillies have won 2 out of their last 3 games, by one run each, bringing their season average up to a resounding . . . . 362! A genuine hot streak! (I'm sure grammie's Cubbies are shaking . . . with giggles).
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 27, 2017 11:07 PM (3C9q2)
I figured it would be easier the second time around.
I was wrong.
I enlisted towards the end of that war. Oct 72.
Guys were fighting and dying. Why should I be any different?
God saw to it I guess that I didn't go there, nor to any other war.
To the men young and old who did, my undying gratitude.
Posted by: teej at May 27, 2017 11:07 PM (qREJU)
Posted by: MAxIE at May 27, 2017 11:07 PM (9TR2V)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 27, 2017 11:08 PM (e9G8E)
Only be 8 of us, plus whichever neighbor wanders by. There is enough food (the usual goodies) for a platoon or two. Should be a fine time.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 27, 2017 11:04 PM (S/hVx)
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There is a whole pig ready to be placed in the BBQ box at about 4:00 this morning. Expecting to feed 15 and send everyone home with a pound in a freezer bag.
Posted by: GOULD ll at May 27, 2017 11:09 PM (Hj4t4)
Back in the summer of the last '68, I was doing my military service down in Texas, which, besides the Bronx, is the place I'd most like to be from. For several months, I was assigned to the base's funeral detail. We would provide pallbearers and a rifle squad for those requesting military funerals in the local area.
Military-wise, it wasn't bad duty. On the days when we weren't scheduled for a funeral, we would spend several hours practicing our "drill & ceremonies" and a couple more squaring away our uniforms and equipment. On funeral days, we would head out as early as necessary on a 44-passenger bus, often in civilian clothes or else fatigues with our first-class uniforms and equipment in tow. Often we would change into our duty uniforms at the funeral home, once in the casket display room, or on the bus itself.
It being Texas and the Viet Nam war being in full swing, we often had several funerals a week to perform. There was a certain spectrum from the World War graduates through the Viet Nam casualties. The former might involve a local veterans' group and an afterward BBQ or such. The latter were somewhat more emotionally raw as most of us were facing our own deployments in the near future.
Two funerals of the latter sort have stayed with me through the years. The first was of a young Private First Class who had been MIA for several months before his remains were recovered. I was on the pallbearer squad that day and when we went to lift the casket, it almost flew up in the air. There was so little of the young soldier left that we totally overestimated the weight we were lifting and almost looked decidedly unprofessional.
The other was that of a Negro Specialist 4th Class. I was in the rifle squad that day. In the rendering of military honors, there is a momentary pause between the end of the (21-gun) rifle salute and the beginning of the playing of "Taps". It is a moment of profound silence in most cases. During that moment, the young soldier's mother gave out a yowl from the depths of her grief that so startled me that I almost dropped the rifle out of my hands. That yowl echoes within me still.
I'll readily admit that, as a result of my experiences, I became much imbued with a sense of duty and respect to and for our fallen. Hopefully, today, when our media do their reporting they will show some of the same and let "Taps" be played out in its entirety. It would be nice for a change.
Posted by: 11B40 at May 27, 2017 11:10 PM (evgyj)
The Phillies have won 2 out of their last 3 games, by one run each, bringing their season average up to a resounding . . . . 362! A genuine hot streak! (I'm sure grammie's Cubbies are shaking . . . with giggles).
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 27, 2017 11:07 PM (3C9q2)
--Did you hear Jim Bunning passed away?
R.I.P.
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 11:10 PM (GsAUU)
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IMHO, men are biologically wired to protect women. For the species to continue, there MUST be women available.
That's why women should not be on the front lines. Outside of the biology of it, men are wired to protect women, which interferes with "killing the guy who is trying to kill me." It's... distracting at a time you cannot be distracted, since you life depends on it. I admire the women who can get through the training (I never could) however, In battle.. please put them somewhere else.
Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 11:11 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 27, 2017 11:11 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 11:11 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at May 27, 2017 11:11 PM (h7sWp)
During WWII, there were women in units that shuttled Lend Lease airplanes (P-39's) up to Alaska, where the Russians picked them up and flew them back to the USSR.
My Grandmother, while she wasn't in uniform, worked for the Army Air Corps in a "classified" job. She was the first women that was assigned to rebuild Norden bomb sights. They would bring the broken and damaged Nordens to Wright Patterson to be rebuilt. Her late husband (my grandfather) had taught her how to read blue prints (he was an architect for a while). Classified work, that took brains and skill (my grandmother was not a particularly big women).
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 27, 2017 11:11 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 11:12 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May
ugh. used to think she was clever and funny but now she is just irritating.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 11:12 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: josephistan at May 27, 2017 11:13 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: zombie Robert Z'Dar at May 27, 2017 10:58 PM (fHnbd)
And it hides the way she can unhinge it to ingest a lobster whole!
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 27, 2017 11:14 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 27, 2017 11:14 PM (6FqZa)
So, I guess at this little cookout, everyone "had someone" and he was feeling particularly lonely, which was why he was so sad. Why he didn't want to talk to me about it...who knows.
But, after talking to him extensively...the long distance is taking quite a toll on him. He is not used to being tethered to his phone/computer, and feeling like he has to check in all the time. Which...I guess I get, but everything you read/hear about long-distance relationships is that consistent communication is absolutely necessary. It's pretty much all we have.
He said he is used to, with his current friends....not texting much, but just talking to them in real life, and that's what he prefers. I told him he was comparing apples and oranges. Sure, I understand if you are going to see someone in an hour or the next morning, I can understand his point. But, we can't just be like...."See you in 4 months, bye" It's gonna be a while before we see each other (if at all, at this point) We have to keep in touch, that's all there is to it. I understand it isn't ideal for him, and I'm sorry that it adds a layer of stress to his life.
He's not done with me, nor I with him, but I think the situation is just hitting him a lot harder than in the past few weeks.
Just wanted to keep ya'll updated.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 11:15 PM (smD62)
Yes, I did, thank you for the reminder. He will be missed as a senator as well as a pitcher.
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 27, 2017 11:15 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2017 11:15 PM (+GtGJ)
Posted by: josephistan at May 27, 2017 11:13 PM (ANIFC)
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He tweeted today that he will make his decision next week.
Posted by: GOULD ll at May 27, 2017 11:15 PM (Hj4t4)
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 10:52 PM (cPsPa)
Indeed. The shocking lack of shirtless, kilted hotties is most disconcerting.
And I cannot believe I managed to miss Angelina Jolie's at Disneyland yesterday. I wanted to see if she's as skinny in person
.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2017 11:16 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 27, 2017 11:16 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 10:52 PM
Mosdef! The significant paucity of beloved artistic icons being one of them.
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Appreciation Society at May 27, 2017 11:16 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 27, 2017 11:16 PM (c1VpD)
Posted by: josephistan
Trump left it up in the air, but I don't think he is playing along. Most of those "European Leaders" all look like a bunch of betas. Especially Macron and Trudeau. The video linked with the Canadian girl was pretty funny.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 27, 2017 11:17 PM (S6Pax)
--
It's a really nice looking show. The guy that does the show design is a famous photographer. Really well done.
Plus, I'm pretty sure no one at Depeche Mode is going to projectile vomit on you.
/looking right at YOU Rascal Flatts fans
Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 11:17 PM (aT+Bx)
And I cannot believe I managed to miss Angelina Jolie's at Disneyland yesterday. I wanted to see if she's as skinny in person
.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May
someone needs to buy that girl a lot of steak dinners. pretty face but way to skinny. she would break in half in the middle of a good schtupping.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 11:17 PM (cPsPa)
Outside of the biology of it, men are wired to protect women, which
interferes with "killing the guy who is trying to kill me." It's...
distracting at a time you cannot be distracted, since you life depends
on it. I admire the women who can get through the training (I never
could) however, In battle.. please put them somewhere else.
Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 11:11 PM (aT+Bx)<<<
**hoists sign**
Make Sammiches!
Not War!
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at May 27, 2017 11:17 PM (+MPEM)
LOL, donning those is a sort of not-so-virtuous signalling in this house!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 11:17 PM (p8ef/)
Wasn't that more GWAR's thing ?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 27, 2017 11:18 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword
She knows exactly who the father is, one Mr. Turkey Baster.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 27, 2017 11:19 PM (fHnbd)
Posted by: zombie Robert Z'Dar
****
When compared to Mike Tyson's perhaps...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2017 11:19 PM (hVdx9)
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It wasn't me. IVE DONE ENOUGH, GODDAMMIT!!!
Posted by: Webb Hubbell at May 27, 2017 11:19 PM (+GtGJ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May
schtupping or tornado, whichever, after a good one the house will be a wreck afterwards.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 11:20 PM (cPsPa)
*sobs*
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 11:20 PM (0mRoj)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/868509893581574150
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/868510048930205696
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/868510210062766080
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/868510339448676352
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/868510463990038528
Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2017 11:21 PM (AOrEZ)
*sobs*
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May
now, now, don't you cry, no one thought that for even a moment.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 11:21 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: zombie Robert Z'Dar
****
When compared to Mike Tyson's perhaps...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
For reference:
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q= robert+z%27dar&qs=IA&form=QBILPG&sp=1&pq= robert+z%27&sc=8-9&cvid= 7550A31D86954B6DB49B9CAB24A15655
remove spaces
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 27, 2017 11:22 PM (fHnbd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2017 11:22 PM (F8jk2)
And this makes sense - MSG is nothing more than a common amino acid with a sodium atom added. The placebo effect is more than strong enough to account for the negative effects sometimes associated with MSG.
You know what happens when we combine that same sodium atom with plain old water? Sodium hydroxide, aka lye. It'll eat holes in you if you let it.
But, that's chemistry for you. You can take a couple of harmless things, combine them together, and things can go sideways.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 27, 2017 11:22 PM (R+30W)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/868510609192755200
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/868510735298682881
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/868510895814606848
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/868511017113968644
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/868511129470947328
Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2017 11:23 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at May 27, 2017 11:23 PM (h7sWp)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 11:24 PM (GsAUU)
What?
"He is not used to being tethered to his phone/computer, and feeling like he has to check in all the time. Which...I guess I get...."
What? I don't get that at all.
"He said he is used to, with his current friends....not texting much, but just talking to them in real life, and that's what he prefers."
Well, I'd prefer to get laid by Sofia Vergara 4 times a day, but that's not how life always works.
"I understand it isn't ideal for him, and I'm sorry that it adds a layer of stress to his life."
You're on separate continents. How stressful is it gonna be when you're right in front of him???
"I think the situation is just hitting him a lot harder than in the past few weeks."
What situation? Talking with some American chick he's never met? What's gonna happen when life throws him a real curve ball?
Sorry, but this dude sounds very taxing emotionally. As I alluded to last night, like some chick.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 11:24 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 11:00 PM (GsAUU)
I know for a fact gahan likes pussy.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2017 11:24 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at May 27, 2017 11:23 PM (h7sWp)
Her husband?
Posted by: X-ray at May 27, 2017 11:24 PM (N4gtY)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 27, 2017 11:25 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 11:25 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at May 27, 2017 11:23 PM (h7sWp)
Her husband?
Posted by: X-ray
Thread winner already? Gonna be a short night.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 27, 2017 11:26 PM (fHnbd)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 27, 2017 11:26 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 11:00 PM (GsAUU)
I know for a fact gahan likes pussy.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2017 11:24 PM (hscyr)
--Heh, glad my gaydar is not completely busted.
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 11:28 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 27, 2017 11:28 PM (c1VpD)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at May 27, 2017 11:23 PM (h7sWp)
Her husband?
Posted by: X-ray
Thread winner already? Gonna be a short night.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 27, 2017 11:26 PM (fHnbd)
*Slow clap*
We have arrived.
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 11:28 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 27, 2017 11:22 PM (R+30W)
MSG, nitrites, and nitrates (if I eat too much) give me headaches.
Posted by: gNewt at May 27, 2017 11:29 PM (6qmBU)
>> I don't remember puppy videos and pillows; if there was calming music or coloring books, it wasn't noticeable. But singling out details like this -- making it sound like a preschool for hysterical grownups rather than a quiet room with trained counselors -- is an intentional move to discredit.
Honestly, I don't know what's worse - alleged "adults" retreating to a pre-school environment after hearing someone say something they don't like during a debate, or needing professional counseling because someone said something they didn't like.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 27, 2017 11:29 PM (E5jIq)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 27, 2017 11:29 PM (c1VpD)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 11:15 PM (smD62)
Little One, he's done with you.
He would not feel tethered in any way, shape or form if he were really and truly interested.
Please listen to what he is telling you loudly and clearly.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 11:30 PM (p8ef/)
Posted by: Gus at May 27, 2017 11:30 PM (ANIFC)
*sobs*
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May
now, now, don't you cry, no one thought that for even a moment.
--
I did! I thought Insomniac was out doing... something.
/what do people do? Go the grocery store? Get gas? IDK....
Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 11:30 PM (aT+Bx)
So, I guess at this little cookout, everyone "had someone" and he was feeling particularly lonely, which was why he was so sad. Why he didn't want to talk to me about it...who knows.
But, after talking to him extensively...the long distance is taking quite a toll on him. He is not used to being tethered to his phone/computer, and feeling like he has to check in all the time. Which...I guess I get, but everything you read/hear about long-distance relationships is that consistent communication is absolutely necessary. It's pretty much all we have.
He said he is used to, with his current friends....not texting much, but just talking to them in real life, and that's what he prefers. I told him he was comparing apples and oranges. Sure, I understand if you are going to see someone in an hour or the next morning, I can understand his point. But, we can't just be like...."See you in 4 months, bye" It's gonna be a while before we see each other (if at all, at this point) We have to keep in touch, that's all there is to it. I understand it isn't ideal for him, and I'm sorry that it adds a layer of stress to his life.
He's not done with me, nor I with him, but I think the situation is just hitting him a lot harder than in the past few weeks.
Just wanted to keep ya'll updated.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May
so have you ever been in physical contact with him?
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 11:30 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 11:15 PM (smD62)
Little One, he's done with you.
He would not feel tethered in any way, shape or form if he were really and truly interested.
Please listen to what he is telling you loudly and clearly.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 11:30 PM (p8ef/)
******************************
The Horde has great wisdom.
Posted by: gNewt at May 27, 2017 11:31 PM (6qmBU)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 27, 2017 11:32 PM (66CWr)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 11:32 PM (p8ef/)
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 11:17 PM (cPsPa)
Hell she should have availed herself of several dole whips, beignets, churros...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2017 11:33 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May
not one of those letters is a T
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 11:33 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 11:33 PM (smD62)
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 11:34 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Bobo, outside the Obamas' hotel at May 27, 2017 11:35 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 11:35 PM (smD62)
Ha, since we've both gotten old, we do fight a lot.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 11:35 PM (p8ef/)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 27, 2017 11:26 PM
"You go slow, be gentle. It's no one-way street -- you know how you feel and that's all. It's how the girl feels, too. Don't press. If the girl feels anything for you at all, you'll know."
Posted by: James T. Kirk at May 27, 2017 11:36 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 27, 2017 11:36 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 11:25 PM (cPsPa)
NOT me!!! Friend of a friend, that I'm acquainted with.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2017 11:36 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May
you have a brother? what do your siblings say about this?
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 11:36 PM (cPsPa)
So, something that may or may not have been pointed out.
When people are starting a relationship, they are usually on their best behavior.
Your guy seems to be coming across as needy and emotional. So it's possible that his BEST behavior is needy and emotional.
What is his worst behavior going to look like? Do you really want to go there?
Also... just for fun, look up Histrionic Personality Disorder and Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 11:37 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Bobo, outside the Obamas' hotel at May 27, 2017 11:37 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 11:15 PM (smD62)
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He is done with you, but is not willing to or does not have the guts to come out and say this. Please plan accordingly.
Posted by: GOULD ll at May 27, 2017 11:37 PM (Hj4t4)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May
oh. well you must have some details.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 11:37 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 27, 2017 11:38 PM (e9G8E)
https://youtu.be/TCRS4DRmf_w
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 27, 2017 11:38 PM (kCtdY)
I understand what you are saying. But, I suggested we take a break and he disagreed vociferously.
I also mentioned maybe not seeing each other in October when I travel, until he gets over whatever stresses he has going on, and that did not go over well...at all.
But trust me....I know what you are saying.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 11:39 PM (smD62)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May
oh. well you must have some details.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 11:37 PM (cPsPa)
And even if you don't, make some up. We'll never know the difference.
Posted by: josephistan at May 27, 2017 11:39 PM (ANIFC)
Please listen to what he is telling you loudly and clearly.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 11:30 PM (
Please listen to Miss T. She truly is a font of wisdom.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2017 11:39 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Gus at May 27, 2017 11:30 PM (ANIFC)
GI Joe is swimming through the water...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2017 11:40 PM (hscyr)
No brother...and my sister doesn't know. I mean....she knows I am traveling overseas. But....she doesn't know about all of....this.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 11:41 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 11:33 PM (smD62)
I predict a wild story made up between now and then to prevent him having to actually meet you, but maybe he hopes to get laid and will take a chance.
At any rate, I'd back off a little. Let him have a chance to miss you.
I know you feel compelled to stalk him keep the lines of contact open so as not to ruin your chances of a trip to Europe, but you are going to scare the shit out of him with this bunny-boiler intensity.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 11:43 PM (p8ef/)
I also mentioned maybe not seeing each other in October when I travel, until he gets over whatever stresses he has going on, and that did not go over well...at all.
But trust me....I know what you are saying.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 11:39 PM (smD62)
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Please lisen to the abundance of advice offered above. You will be better off if you do.
Posted by: GOULD ll at May 27, 2017 11:44 PM (Hj4t4)
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 11:37 PM (cPsPa)
And even if you don't, make some up. We'll never know the difference.
Posted by: josephistan at May 27, 2017 11:39 PM (ANIFC)
I don't. You pervs don't automatically plug in some rock star orgy scenario a la gene Simmons?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2017 11:44 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 27, 2017 11:45 PM (mYYiR)
Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 11:30 PM (aT+Bx)
I don't really know either. What do people go out and do for fun these days?
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 11:45 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 11:43 PM (p8ef/)<<<
Oh no, no, no. That's really attractive in a woman.
Posted by: Jimmah Cahtah at May 27, 2017 11:45 PM (+MPEM)
Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2017 11:46 PM (tfQTV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2017 11:46 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2017 11:47 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 11:45 PM (0mRoj)<<<
**shrugs**
Posted by: Millenial, out and about, fixated on a cell phone at May 27, 2017 11:47 PM (+MPEM)
That was meant to be a strike, not an italic.
Pink, sweet girl, this is all very strange on your part.
My honest impression is that you're trying to get something out of him, and you won't let a little thing like him losing interest stop you.
Please let it stop you, or at the very least let it be friendship that drives you, not a romantic ideal.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 11:47 PM (p8ef/)
A friend of mine working backstage at a venue was invited to a threesome by Gene Simmons and his girlfriend. She was a bit on the wild side, and I'm shocked to report she said no.
At least, that's what she told me. Had no reason to lie though, since I really don't care if she did Gene Simmons and his girlfriend.
Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 11:47 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2017 11:46 PM (tfQTV)
Aliens created her!
Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalis at May 27, 2017 11:47 PM (GsAUU)
At any rate, I'd back off a little. Let him have a chance to miss you.
I know you feel compelled to stalk him keep the lines of contact open so as not to ruin your chances of a trip to Europe, but you are going to scare the shit out of him with this bunny-boiler intensity.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 11:43 PM (p8ef/)
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And.....this distills the whole situation. Letter perfect.
Posted by: GOULD ll at May 27, 2017 11:48 PM (Hj4t4)
Posted by: gNewt at May 27, 2017 11:29 PM (6qmBU)
++++
That was one of the things that the "24 health 'facts' that are actually completely wrong" article was claiming to disprove. But, when you look at their "proof", there isn't much there. They actually use the phase "scientific consensus". But, no link or anything. Just that, plus some stuff about how MSG is made from harmless sodium and a harmless amino acid, so it must be ok.
MSG never bothered me, but with so many people saying it bothers them, I think it is the opposite of science to just shrug and say it's all in their head.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 27, 2017 11:49 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 11:30 PM (aT+Bx)
I don't really know either. What do people go out and do for fun these days?
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 11:45 PM
After church I went to Walmart and bought 12 hour allergy D meds.
It takes longer to get "allergy D" meds than it does "narcotics," and you have to show proof of ID. Not sure you have to do that for actual "narcotics."
Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 11:50 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2017 11:47 PM (hscyr)
Emotional 2 year old...I'd say that's repetitive and redundant.
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 11:50 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 27, 2017 11:50 PM (Tnhbr)
https://youtu.be/D3TIFH1q0bM
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2017 11:51 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 11:53 PM (aT+Bx)
*sobs*
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone
/what do people do? Go the grocery store? Get gas? IDK....
Posted by: shibumi
Insomniac, that was endearing to me. and i'm laughy, cause that's exactly what I did, shibumi, both those things...wandering lonely as a little cloud, as usual.
Posted by: booknlass at May 27, 2017 11:53 PM (tfQTV)
It takes longer to get "allergy D" meds than it does "narcotics," and you have to show proof of ID. Not sure you have to do that for actual "narcotics."
Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 11:50 PM (aT+Bx)
You are completely out of control.
Pharmacies make you show ID for controlled substances. The ID requirement for OTC medicine containing pseudoephedrine is a stupid overreaction to the whole meth thing, as I'm sure you know. I don't like being catalogued and scrutinized just because I want to get my sinuses unclogged.
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 11:53 PM (0mRoj)
Bebe! The little guy is doing great. He was here last night.
Little sh*t got up at 2:30 AM and whined at his mom until she let him have her phone so he could watch a video.
I would have felt sorry for her, but the noise woke me up and I was on a different floor of the house.
I think he'll be over on Monday. Mom has to work and daycare is observing the holiday.
How's your holiday weekend working out? I mean, aside from hanging here with us reprobates.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2017 11:53 PM (IcT7t)
>> mother first.
That's how my I met my nice young boy toy.
Posted by: Frog First Lady Brigitte Troglydette at May 27, 2017 11:54 PM (8O3HH)
Maybe on the wild story. We'll see. His best friend already has plans for a spa day with me and a double date with her and her boyfriend...so, I guess if nothing else, I will make a new friend that way. And, hey, maybe her boyfriend has a cute brother or cousin!
A strike, not an italic? Can you explain?
My plan, even before talking to him today, was to back off. But, now, I am afraid it will come across as petty or like I am punishing him or something. So, I may just have to be a little more strategic in my backing off.
I actually backed off about 3 weeks ago, and he came back at me stronger than ever, and in fact got upset that I was acting distant.
So, it has not been all bunny boiler intensity as it were. I actually had no intention of stalking or anything like that.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 11:54 PM (smD62)
Minor league baseball games. Don't cost a lot, parking is reasonable, stadiums are human-sized, and the nasty drunk type of fan usually doesn't show up.
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 27, 2017 11:54 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 27, 2017 11:50 PM (Tnhbr)
Boil up some bunny-flavored pancakes!
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 11:55 PM (0mRoj)
But trust me....I know what you are saying.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 11:39 PM (smD62)
I've suggested this before. Ditch this loser, and go become a volunteer at a VA hospital, join USO, and help provide services to men in uniform. You will get to meet many classy guys in a safe environment, and even if you don't find the man of your dreams, you will make some peoples' day better.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2017 11:55 PM (XUcIQ)
Well, yes, in this case it is because he actually is 2. In other cases, well they're "adults" but model the same behavior.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2017 11:56 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 27, 2017 11:50 PM
Pink, I'm not sure why you're so hell bent on this dramarama with a completely unavailable male. Maybe you want to examine that in detail, and turn your attentions to someone geographically desirable when you figure it out & are able to make a commitment.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2017 11:56 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2017 11:56 PM (IcT7t)
All too true. I've known a few adults who fit that description. Hell, I was married to one.
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 11:57 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: MSTisdale at May 27, 2017 11:58 PM (g9d8D)
His mother is no longer living. Which...has had a huge impact on his life thus far, so...yeah that's not going to happen.
Also, his mother had some issues with depression so...a part of me feels like he might just be damaged goods.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 11:59 PM (smD62)
I actually backed off about 3 weeks ago, and he came back at me stronger than ever, and in fact got upset that I was acting distant.
So, it has not been all bunny boiler intensity as it were. I actually had no intention of stalking or anything like that.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 11:54 PM (smD62)
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You have been given great advice above, which is what you asked for. Why are you so determined to ignore said advice?
Posted by: GOULD ll at May 27, 2017 11:59 PM (Hj4t4)
Posted by: Webb Hubbell at May 28, 2017 12:00 AM (+GtGJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2017 11:53 PM (IcT7t)
Had a blast at a shockingly empty Disneyland yesterday. Slept it off, then did chores today. Not sure yet what tomorrow & Sunday hold. You gonna do the Vegas MoMee? My shoe closet wants to hook up with your amex. ;D
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2017 12:00 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May
oh, by the way, friends of friends are some of the best things ever. you have access to all kinds of stuff indirectly without sullying your reputation.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 12:01 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
AOP, what a good idea! we have a VA clinic nearby. thanks for that. I'm going to look into it. I love military personnel.
my supervisor at the post office is just retiring from the Army this month. She's among the best bosses I've ever had.
Posted by: booknlass at May 28, 2017 12:02 AM (tfQTV)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 28, 2017 12:02 AM (smD62)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May
so why are you not telling your family? why so secretive?
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 12:03 AM (cPsPa)
If his mother was depressed, it could certainly sour his opinion of other women.
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 28, 2017 12:03 AM (3C9q2)
then did chores today. Not sure yet what tomorrow Sunday hold.
You gonna do the Vegas MoMee? My shoe closet wants to hook up with your
amex. ;D
No, I've already booked my travel for the summer/fall. Heading up to Glacier National Park this year.
And I have the distinct impression your shoe closet isn't all that particular about who's AMEX it hooks up with. It's not classy like you are.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 28, 2017 12:03 AM (IcT7t)
Black Pigeon has some good videos.
Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 11:53 PM (aT+Bx)
--Yeah, they're well-made. Sometimes I'm in the mood for PJW and his rants, and sometimes I'm in the mood for cooler material like BP and Mark Steyn.
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 12:04 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: MSTisdale at May 28, 2017 12:05 AM (g9d8D)
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 12:01 AM (cPsPa)
Yeeeaaaahhh, I'm definitely not the type that rock stars notice. You'll see...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2017 12:05 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 28, 2017 12:05 AM (9A6UB)
Beautiful place.
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 28, 2017 12:05 AM (0mRoj)
I don't tell things till there is something to tell.
Heck, my parents still don't know I'm going over there yet.
It's not secretive so much as....I prefer to hedge on things as much as possible.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 28, 2017 12:05 AM (smD62)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May
mmmhm, sure.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 12:06 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: MSTisdale at May 27, 2017 11:58 PM (g9d8D)
It's Decoration Day.
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2017 12:06 AM (6qmBU)
Heck, my parents still don't know I'm going over there yet.
It's not secretive so much as....I prefer to hedge on things as much as possible.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May
well, if there is nothing to tell what are you yammering about here?
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 12:07 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 28, 2017 12:03 AM (IcT7t)
Heh, yeah, it's a dirty ho. Bummer you won't at vegas.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2017 12:07 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2017 12:05 AM (hscyr)
You're a man? I never would have guessed.
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 28, 2017 12:07 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 28, 2017 12:09 AM (smD62)
Consolation? The emotional 2 year old's great grandmother lives in Vegas, so he might be in town that weekend.
'Course, you'll never see him if he is there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 28, 2017 12:09 AM (IcT7t)
mmmhm, sure.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 12:06 AM (cPsPa)
Meh. Ask Gushie. Ask Alex. They can confirm
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2017 12:09 AM (hscyr)
Beautiful place.
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 28, 2017 12:05 AM (0mRoj)
--Never been. Almost exactly 3 years ago I went to Waterton Lakes NP (across the border in Alberta --also highly recommended). I wanted to take the ferry on Upper Waterton Lake to Glacier, but alas there were not enough passengers for the ship to leave. Beautiful corner of the world.
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 12:10 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 28, 2017 12:10 AM (e9G8E)
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How was that ignoring advice?
She said to back off. I agreed I was going to back off.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 28, 2017 12:02 AM (smD62)
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Asked and answered. Please listen to the plethora of advice already offered.
Posted by: GOULD ll at May 28, 2017 12:11 AM (Hj4t4)
Posted by: josephistan at May 28, 2017 12:11 AM (ANIFC)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2017 12:05 AM (hscyr)
Well, I'm not a Rock Star, but I do have a certain pudding cup pastie photo on file. What, do I gotta trash a hotel room?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2017 12:12 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 12:13 AM (cPsPa)
She was actually sort of hunched over wearing heels and some flirty LBD type thing.
That has always been pretty pitiful to me, an old woman trying to look young and hot.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 28, 2017 12:13 AM (8O3HH)
And the leak itself proves the need for a back channel, doesn't it.
CIA's Woolsey mentioned today how he got in an argument with a leaker last month who told the Mexican Cartels how we thwart their human trafficking, calling the leaker an associate pimp.
Anything, any treason, any assistance to ISIS, anything at all--just GET TRUMP!
I hope these snake traitors get the rope.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 28, 2017 12:15 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 28, 2017 12:09 AM (IcT7t)
Probably for the best since I'm from the fill 'em full of sugar, shake them up up & send them home auntie school.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2017 12:16 AM (hscyr)
She was actually sort of hunched over wearing heels and some flirty LBD type thing.
That has always been pretty pitiful to me, an old woman trying to look young and hot.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 28, 2017 12:13 AM (8O3HH)
--Yeah, say what you will about Sarkozy's politics, but at least Carla Bruni was top shelf arm candy.
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 12:16 AM (GsAUU)
It's the new age of online dating my dear.
There are some people who go years before meeting their significant other, one I think I saw as much a 6 or 7 years before they met. Which, that is something I cannot imagine. That is just way too long to wait before meeting.
Also, it's not entirely without precedent. In the 1800s or even early 1900s, people met and corresponded via postal mail and fell in love before meeting each other. Some never even met. Shop Around the Corner is an example.
I'm not saying it's common. It's not....it's very uncommon. But, you can't say that it NEVER happens.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 28, 2017 12:17 AM (smD62)
14 Canadian Woman looking to adopted by an American.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytsUTS5COsc
Any morons willing?
Posted by: X-ray at May 27, 2017 10:11 PM (N4gtY)
Dunno, she any good at framing a pony wall? I need a pony wall.
What? Sure. Feel free. Look it up.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 28, 2017 12:18 AM (e1mEI)
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2017 12:12 AM (v5iqM)
Beware the Purple Drank, consumed in celebration of the orange scalp weasel!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2017 12:18 AM (hscyr)
Heh. Done that with him myself a time or two. Mom is usually not amused.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 28, 2017 12:18 AM (IcT7t)
She was actually sort of hunched over wearing heels and some flirty LBD type thing.
--
So she WAS the hag like blonde? I wasn't sure.
There's something about liberal women, anger and age.
They hate getting old.
HATE IT.
Perhaps it's because they feel they're getting closer to death, and know they are not good people.
Posted by: shibumi at May 28, 2017 12:19 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 12:19 AM (1L9V9)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 27, 2017 11:50 PM (Tnhbr)
Boil up some bunny-flavored pancakes!
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not go
My brother ,has five little ones hanging around his front porch that would be perfect for that.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 28, 2017 12:19 AM (63QcZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2017 12:21 AM (d4e3K)
What? Sure. Feel free. Look it up.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 28, 2017 12:18 AM (e1mEI)
Look up Faith Goldy's Pony Wall skills or how to build a pony wall?
Posted by: X-ray at May 28, 2017 12:21 AM (N4gtY)
Not me, 20 miles max, might have something to do with my perpeptual single status.
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 12:22 AM (1L9V9)
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2017 10:49 PM (XoldI)
Michelle wears wigs. And it is nice to see she has access to such a large variety of them, it should make choosing one that looks good less of a trial for her.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2017 12:24 AM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 12:19 AM (1L9V9)
Journalists know the Dinner Roll, and are gullible as to the Rick Roll.
'Cause that's how they roll.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2017 12:24 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 28, 2017 12:17 AM (
But you don't want to meet a partner, or you wouldn't be serially pursuing geographically undesirable, emotionally unavailable bearers of Y chromosomes. I am purposefully NOT referring to them as men.
When you get yourself sorted, follow AOP's advice to the USO. You'll meet actual men that way.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2017 12:24 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 28, 2017 12:18 AM (IcT7t)
And that's why it's ever so much fun.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2017 12:26 AM (hscyr)
Honey, out here we have to have a fucking prescription for Advil Cold & Sinus.
So I got to pay $150 bucks for it, if you include the amount of the office visit, although the doctor has been giving me refills for years, so it was a one-time thing.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 12:26 AM (DHiRx)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 28, 2017 12:30 AM (vRcUp)
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some ground rules for this weekend, Memorial Day Weekend.
1.
Don't wish me a Happy Memorial Day - there ain't nothing happy about brave men
and women dying
2.
It's not a holiday or a sale, it's a Day of Remembrance
3.
You want to know the true meaning, visit your local Cemetery or a VA Hospital,
not Disneyland or mall
4.
Don't tell me how great anyone in political power is; tell me about someone who
gave the ultimate sacrifice for this country, or I can tell you about The
Montford Point Marines during WWII.
5.
Don't tell me I don't know what I am talking about, I have carried the burden
all too many times for warriors who now stand their post for God.
6.
Say a prayer, and then raise a glass and thank God for the men/women who are no
longer here.
PS:
Do NOT "Thank" a living Veteran for his/her service... we'll get
honored on Veterans Day in November!!
This
is time to remember that the true price of freedom is paid in the lives that
defend it. Honor our brothers and sisters that have given the last full measure
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Posted by: SouthTexas at May 28, 2017 12:32 AM (Elnfu)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 28, 2017 12:33 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 28, 2017 12:33 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 11:59 PM (smD62)
A part of ME feels like he might be damaged goods, just from what I read.
Also, if you're talking with him every single day, STOP. Not necessary.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 28, 2017 12:33 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: SouthTexas at May 28, 2017 12:33 AM (Elnfu)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 28, 2017 12:33 AM (rJUlF)
Southfork Ranch had less acreage, man.
Barrel.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2017 12:34 AM (+GtGJ)
Posted by: The Barrel at May 28, 2017 12:35 AM (+GtGJ)
I hate it when my wife's away.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 28, 2017 12:05 AM (9A6UB)
Half a quart is a pint, right?
For me, that's called getting warmed up.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 28, 2017 12:35 AM (Jcg9Q)
A part of ME feels like he might be damaged goods, just from what I read.
--
I get that he's overly emotional, which is a Histrionic thing.
Which is NOT good.
As in "run Tickled, run."
Posted by: shibumi at May 28, 2017 12:35 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 28, 2017 12:17 AM (smD62)
Sounds to me like you are taking great pains to avoid meeting any man in real life, because you might have to make a decision.
You want to live in a Harlequin romance.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2017 12:35 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 28, 2017 12:35 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 12:36 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: The Barrel at May 28, 2017 12:36 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: The Barrel at May 28, 2017 12:37 AM (+GtGJ)
Posted by: The Penguin at May 28, 2017 12:37 AM (+GtGJ)
ye gods...!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 28, 2017 12:37 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Trump at May 28, 2017 12:38 AM (N4gtY)
The value of the content far exceeded the offense of the error.
Sorry, Barrel. Just ain't your night on that one.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2017 12:38 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: The Margins at May 28, 2017 12:39 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 12:39 AM (1L9V9)
Barrel.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2017 12:34 AM (+GtGJ)
I move he get a pass for that one, given that the sentiments expressed are noble.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2017 12:39 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: The Barrel at May 28, 2017 12:39 AM (+GtGJ)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at May 28, 2017 12:40 AM (+MPEM)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 11:59 PM (smD62)
Part of me feels like he isn't the only one.
Please find someone who loves you, not someone you have to fix.
You deserve that, you do not need to keep trying to work at coercing someone into it!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 12:40 AM (DHiRx)
There are some people who go years before meeting their significant other, one I think I saw as much a 6 or 7 years before they met. Which, that is something I cannot imagine. That is just way too long to wait before meeting.
Also, it's not entirely without precedent. In the 1800s or even early 1900s, people met and corresponded via postal mail and fell in love before meeting each other. Some never even met. Shop Around the Corner is an example.
I'm not saying it's common. It's not....it's very uncommon. But, you can't say that it NEVER happens.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May
has nothing to do with Internet dating. do not presume to lecture me on anything dating.
my dating and courtships were epic in scope and scale. there was nothing similar to this nonsense.
further, the kids who use Internet dating do it to expedite the process, not prevent it.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 12:41 AM (cPsPa)
Crap, now I feel really bad about getting some cute clothes at a Memorial Day sale.
@339
Lol. I'm not avoiding anything. There is nothing to avoid. I live in a small town. The good ones are married. The single ones are messes.
Further, there isn't really anything to do here that I avoid. Unless you mean going to the bars. I go to the grocery store. I go to church. I used to go to the gym. Trust me, I would have LOVED to meet a geographically available mail, and certainly was not avoiding it. It didn't happen.
So, here we are.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 28, 2017 12:41 AM (smD62)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2017 12:41 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 12:41 AM (GsAUU)
There are some people who go years before meeting their significant other, one I think I saw as much a 6 or 7 years before they met. Which, that is something I cannot imagine. That is just way too long to wait before meeting.
ONE is a rather poor sample size.
Um, no, years is rather RARE.
Nearly everybody wants to meet up at some point to decide if it's worth carrying on. Because if you wait months/years then meet and it doesn't fly, look at all that time you wasted.
A friend was gonna wait 6 months to meet a guy. That was too long. Need to find out from her if they ever met.
When I was in Detroit I tried with a chick in Rochester, New York. We only waited a few weeks. Waiting months/years is typically pointless.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 28, 2017 12:41 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 28, 2017 12:42 AM (smD62)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 12:22 AM (1L9V9)
I once gave 800 miles round trip a shot. It was a disaster.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 28, 2017 12:43 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 28, 2017 12:44 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2017 12:44 AM (d4e3K)
Knowing right up front that someone isn't a libtard is major bonus points.
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 12:46 AM (1L9V9)
Yeah let's not look that up.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2017 12:44 AM (d4e3K)
You're not the boss of me!
(searches Urban Dictionary)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 28, 2017 12:46 AM (rJUlF)
Knowing right up front that someone isn't a libtard is major bonus points.
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May
Do not float that stuff out there.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 12:47 AM (cPsPa)
https://youtu.be/Q6GIeBlKx2Q
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 12:47 AM (GsAUU)
Further, there isn't really anything to do here that I avoid. Unless you mean going to the bars. I go to the grocery store. I go to church. I used to go to the gym. Trust me, I would have LOVED to meet a geographically available mail, and certainly was not avoiding it. It didn't happen.
So, here we are.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 28, 2017 12:41 AM (smD62)
You have studiously ignored my suggestion to volunteer at USO or a VA hospital. I seriously doubt there is any small town in a Midwest State more than a hundred miles from a larger center with a VA hospital or a military base with a USO presence. If you are prepared to hop on a plane and fly for eight hours to Paris to meet some emotionally fragile young man, why won't you hop in a car and drive for an hour and half to meet some real good men?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2017 12:47 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 12:46 AM (1L9V9)
Indeed. I wish I had some success in that area, but so far, no.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 28, 2017 12:47 AM (rJUlF)
Amen!
We will have a cookout Monday afternoon, but we were/will be at the cemetery each morning this weekend, fo various ceremonies or duties we cherish.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 12:48 AM (DHiRx)
So, here we are.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 28, 2017 12:41 AM (smD62)
Ok, so now you've met a geographically UNavailable male.
How's that any better?
Posted by: Country Boy at May 28, 2017 12:48 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 12:48 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 12:49 AM (DHiRx)
I only see her
Very occasionally
She's leading me on
She's living dangerously
It's easy to see
She's making a fool out of me
She's a big teaser
Posted by: ill consequence at May 28, 2017 12:49 AM (6qmBU)
I have read /seen some 2 or 3 years, 5 years, whatever. It was a bigger sample size than One....was just giving an extreme example.
Listen, I agree with you....years seems bizarre to me. I know I couldn't do it.
For me....it would be 6 months from beginning to meeting. So...about 4 months from now. And, even then, it feels like forever.
If I met someone online nearby, like within 2 or 3 hours of me....I would want to meet much, much quicker, so as to not waste my time.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 28, 2017 12:49 AM (smD62)
--
This is actually a really good idea.
Posted by: shibumi at May 28, 2017 12:50 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Cliff Claven at May 28, 2017 12:50 AM (+MPEM)
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 12:47 AM (cPsPa)
Didn't mean to be lurid. What do you mean?
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 12:50 AM (1L9V9)
I thank him for his service. And give consolation for your loss.
My Dad is 87 (Navy) and I should probably be more grateful that he is still with me.
Posted by: X-ray at May 28, 2017 12:52 AM (N4gtY)
Blowing the Margins.
Yeah let's not look that up.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Something to do with salad.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2017 12:52 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May
great big softball waiting to be swatted.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 12:53 AM (cPsPa)
I need to talk to Channel Master to see if I can install their regular antenna amp (I have it) and their super amplifier on the same cable and use an
A and B type switch.
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2017 12:53 AM (6qmBU)
Howdy. Did I miss anything earth-shattering between about comment #100 and #300?
* sidles over to the bar, fixes drink *
* lurks, badly *
Posted by: mindful webworker - return of the at May 28, 2017 12:53 AM (ohWrE)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 12:54 AM (DHiRx)
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 12:56 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 12:54 AM (DHiRx)
She looks like a succubus that's been on short rations for a long time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2017 12:56 AM (XUcIQ)
Not sure I get it.
Don't know anything about Tickled Pink. If being in Texas is too far away and disqualifies me then done. If being 53 is too old, or too young then disqualified, done. Just putting it out there that I'm single and generally don't date people more than 20 miles away but someone commenting here is worth expanding the radius some.
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 12:57 AM (1L9V9)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 12:54 AM (DHiRx)
You mean the perverted skank that made out with her 15 year old student at age 40? And married him?
Posted by: Buzzion at May 28, 2017 12:57 AM (63QcZ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 12:57 AM (DHiRx)
Don't know anything about Tickled Pink. If being in Texas is too far away and disqualifies me then done. If being 53 is too old, or too young then disqualified, done. Just putting it out there that I'm single and generally don't date people more than 20 miles away but someone commenting here is worth expanding the radius some.
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May
sorry, can't tell you without swatting it.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 12:58 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 12:54 AM (DHiRx)
Bwaaahhhhhh
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2017 12:58 AM (hscyr)
That I agree with wholeheartedly, but I just don't see where she looks badly dressed for her age, I just do not see it at all.
But I have gone over all that already and won't annoy anyone further!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 12:59 AM (DHiRx)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2017 12:59 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 12:54 AM (DHiRx)
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It's too easy.
Interesting how many heads of state were there with their "partner". That place is a swirling toilet bowl.
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2017 12:59 AM (6qmBU)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 28, 2017 01:01 AM (63QcZ)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 01:01 AM (1L9V9)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 01:01 AM (GsAUU)
And is still married to him 24 years later?
That also didn't bother me.
And I am very bad about double-standards when it comes to that, because it would have bothered me if HE had been 40 and she 15!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:02 AM (DHiRx)
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2017 01:02 AM (6qmBU)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 01:01 AM (1L9V9)
This will not end well Y5
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2017 01:02 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:03 AM (DHiRx)
And is still married to him 24 years later?
That also didn't bother me.
And I am very bad about double-standards when it comes to that, because it would have bothered me if HE had been 40 and she 15!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:02 AM (DHiRx)
Well you're wrong.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 28, 2017 01:04 AM (63QcZ)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May
no, it would be swatting your comment and not you. you would not have any displeasure from the swat.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 01:04 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 12:57 AM (1L9V9)
I've thought the same thing.
What part of Texas?
Posted by: Country Boy at May 28, 2017 01:05 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 01:05 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 01:05 AM (1L9V9)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May
well, what if I hurt someone else's feelings?
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 01:06 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2017 12:59 AM (
Eh, I dunno. I know several married European couples that refer to themselves as partners.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2017 01:07 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2017 01:07 AM (6qmBU)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 01:07 AM (1L9V9)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May
you don not seem to appreciate that you are taking this entirely wrong and misinterpreting all of my comments. no one is criticizing you, simply saying that there was something in your comment that was a softball, for rephrasing, that was very tempting.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 01:08 AM (cPsPa)
We laugh at Hillary's pantsuits (I do not personally, I think they work for her), Mme Macron is trying to look too young when she wears a knee length skirt, but Laura Pence looks too grandmotherly in her very modest floor length inauguration gown.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:08 AM (DHiRx)
Are you an adventurous sort of man?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:03 AM (
This qualifies as masochistic, not adventurous.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2017 01:08 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
same sex?
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 01:09 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 28, 2017 01:04 AM (63QcZ)
Which surely doesn't surprise you after all these years?!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:09 AM (DHiRx)
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2017 12:59 AM (
Eh, I dunno. I know several married European couples that refer to themselves as partners.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2017 01:07 AM (hscyr)
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Speaking in the context of the Daily Mail's representations. Some were represented as wife or husband others were represented as partners. It read as if they weren't married.
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2017 01:10 AM (6qmBU)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 01:10 AM (1L9V9)
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2017 12:59 AM (
Eh, I dunno. I know several married European couples that refer to themselves as partners.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2017 01:07 AM (hscyr)
What do the men refer to their mistresses as?
Posted by: Buzzion at May 28, 2017 01:11 AM (63QcZ)
Because I've still got a daughter and a son*
☀
*Of course, they each come with a significant drawback: the mindful webworker as father-in-law.
Posted by: mindful webworker - feet up on the white ottoman at May 28, 2017 01:11 AM (ohWrE)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 01:07 AM (1L9V9)
Just curious. I'm near Ft. Worth.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 28, 2017 01:11 AM (Jcg9Q)
Other people have feelings? I'm gonna need some time to process this new information.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 28, 2017 01:12 AM (IcT7t)
We laugh at Hillary's pantsuits (I do not personally, I think they work for her), Mme Macron is trying to look too young when she wears a knee length skirt, but Laura Pence looks too grandmotherly in her very modest floor length inauguration gown.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:08 AM (DHi
My problem is she looks like a schlub. Crappy posture, inappropriate facial expressions. Everything about her looks wrong in those pictures. Then factorcin that's she standing next to super classy Melania...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2017 01:12 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: X-ray at May 28, 2017 01:13 AM (N4gtY)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2017 01:14 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 01:16 AM (1L9V9)
She looked to me as if she were teetering on a heel higher than her normal comfort zone! I can't say as I noticed her facial expressions, but none among us is going to be our best standing next to Melania.
In fact I bet there was some jockeying among the other women as to who had to do so that the press studiously ignored.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:16 AM (DHiRx)
Yeah, just wait until we have gay-married heads of state. I imagine that will happen before long. I'm trying to think of amusing terms we might have for them.... First X......
I actually did a double take on a caption for some photo somewhere -- it wasn't the Daily Mail, but some other rag. Queen Mathilde was showing Melania and the others around, and there was one with Mathilde, Melania, and some other woman. There was some omission in the text and it looked like it said the woman was Queen Mathilde's *wife*.
So just imagine when the royals go gay. Man oh man is that going to screw up the title and style system.
What do you call a King's twink? A Queen?
Somehow, I don't think that would go over well....
Now, how fun with some possible royal gay titles. The Duke of .....
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 28, 2017 01:17 AM (8O3HH)
Go on...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 28, 2017 01:17 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 01:16 AM (1L9V9)
--I friggin' hate DFW. A couple of times experimented and flew out of Tyler and Waco (This was Continental/United, so IAH was the hub, not DFW). A plus of Waco was that the parking was free.
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 01:19 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 28, 2017 01:19 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2017 01:12 AM (hscyr)
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That's a hit. The pictures of the ladies signing the guest book in Italy. The ladies all look pretty and formal and the mayor is smiling. Macron signing, is sitting in the chair with her elbows on the table leaning over the book. Also in other pictures she is always the one who does not belong.
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2017 01:19 AM (6qmBU)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 28, 2017 01:19 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 28, 2017 01:20 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 01:16 AM (1L9V9)
Lol, sounds like someplace I'd like to live.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 28, 2017 01:21 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 01:07 AM (1L9V9)
Balmorhea? Menard?
There are more than few Texicans here amongst Teh Horde, y'know.
But the 'ette in question, sir, is of an unsually high standard and quality.
Do ensure that you are worthy to the quest?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2017 01:22 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 28, 2017 01:19 AM (rJUlF)
Probably too young anyways.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 28, 2017 01:22 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 28, 2017 01:22 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2017 01:23 AM (d4e3K)
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2017 01:19 AM (6qmBU)
Yea well, when you get the best looking boy, women tend to react this way, especially when they can't figure out how you managed it!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:23 AM (DHiRx)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2017 01:22 AM (v5iqM)
Save big money at Menard's!
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 01:24 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 28, 2017 01:19 AM (rJUlF)
Oh, dear Captain, of course you are!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:24 AM (DHiRx)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 01:24 AM (1L9V9)
Captain Whitebread: ....Go on...
Heh -- Cap'n, I'd've thought you'd seen me mention this before.
Presumably you're not interested in my son.
The daughter is
Any potential suitor must be willing to accept me as absolute monarch of the family. Like I said, serious drawbacks. *waves back-scratcher imperiously*
Posted by: mindful webworker - inexplicably at May 28, 2017 01:25 AM (ohWrE)
My lawyer will, on Tuesday, serve you with the requeiste papers to remove you from MY lawn.
Ya f'kn whippersnapper.
With that, I'm off to the snooze of thee olde.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2017 01:27 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: queen isabella at May 28, 2017 01:28 AM (6FqZa)
Found it. Mitterand. Wife, mistress, and illegitmate daughter (mistress was the mother) all up there standing first at the casket, along with the legitimate children.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 28, 2017 01:28 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 01:29 AM (GsAUU)
You will assume no such thing.
Perhaps for Pink, whom I believe to be rising 17, but certainly not for several 'ettes.
What are your hobbies and passions, if I may ask?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:29 AM (DHiRx)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 28, 2017 01:28 AM (8O3HH)
--And the French are mostly . . . degage about such arrangements.
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 01:30 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:23 AM (DHiRx)
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She's the first lady she should know how to conduct herself and if she doesn't she should learn.
I don't care how old she is or that it's a May December marriage.
We've had 8 years of senseless slop and I can appreciate the schlub comment.
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2017 01:31 AM (6qmBU)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread
****
Wanders by wondering how the hell I am married (and loving it).
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 28, 2017 01:32 AM (hVdx9)
Europeans of a certain class have entirely different standards than we do.
Regardless of how I feel about that, if it didn't bother his wife, I'm not sure why it should concern anyone else and I can think of no reason whatsoever why a daughter should not stand by her father's casket, regardless of her parents' behaviour.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:32 AM (DHiRx)
Mrs.YankeeFifth blushed slightly but the guy driving the car turned beet red. wonder how long he has to keep that plate?
Guess I am going to have to set a better example for her.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 01:33 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 01:34 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2017 01:34 AM (ZO497)
She was surrounded by other first ladies who ought to have better manners than to ostracize another first lady, if in fact they did.
Perhaps I misunderstood what you meant, though!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:35 AM (DHiRx)
Break it down for me, please! What on Earth did it say?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:36 AM (DHiRx)
Perhaps I misunderstood what you meant, though!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:35 AM (DHiRx)
I wish I had it so good.
Posted by: President of Montenegro at May 28, 2017 01:36 AM (GsAUU)
Being out here with the truly dark dark skies astronomy is a natural hobby but after you have seen all the galaxies within a few hundred million light years it gets old.
Smoking meats is a fine hobby having recently discovered the superior taste that pecan wood produces...
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 01:37 AM (1L9V9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2017 01:34 AM (ZO497)
Oh, the poor baby! Have you tried one of those Thunder Shirts?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:37 AM (DHiRx)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May
It was not anything special. It was just funny that she was two feet from the driver when she declared how stupid it was.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 01:37 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 01:39 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 01:37 AM (1L9V9)
[Beavis and Butt-Head laughter]
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 01:39 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May
how do you get the splinters out of your tongue?
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 01:40 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 01:40 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 01:41 AM (GsAUU)
On a scale of 1-10, how adventurous would you say you are?
By which I think I mean spontaneous and willing to say, decide to take a road trip on relatively short notice? (All circumstances being conducive, I mean)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:42 AM (DHiRx)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 01:43 AM (1L9V9)
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 01:43 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:43 AM (DHiRx)
Me, too, y' big dumb lug. What a downer-boy.
My daughter knows I've talked her up on here, now and then - she respects the Moron-and-ettes horde a lot, as I do. Maybe I shouldn't be talking about her here, as I do, but...
But I mention this because, she's older, looking for solid, but fed up with the chase, tired of the crazies and the lefties and the jus-wanna-hook-ups. Just because she was serious about holy matrimony doesn't mean her ex-husband was. It's hard out there for serious people.
Sound familiar? I read it all the time here on the blog.
/serious mode off
Hey, think the Cubs can make it two in a row?
Posted by: mindful webworker - incredibly at May 28, 2017 01:44 AM (ohWrE)
By which I think I mean spontaneous and willing to say, decide to take a road trip on relatively short notice? (All circumstances being conducive, I mean)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May
you setting him up with tickeledpink or you want to give Thor another chance to give someone a thumping?
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 01:44 AM (cPsPa)
There is a solar eclipse in August, considering a road trip to the zone of totality (Nebraska). Seriously on the fence about that one. Just 7 years from now there will be another solar eclipse that goes right thru Texas close to home.
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 01:46 AM (1L9V9)
No kidding. I'm actually keeping up with this one.
I have a feeling tomorrow night may be the new memorable Memorial thread.
Posted by: mindful webworker - hystorically at May 28, 2017 01:47 AM (ohWrE)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 01:43 AM (1L9V9)
--LMAO
Okay, forget about the missed joke. Earlier today I mentioned the show Monsters Inside Me. A bristle from a grill brush was one of the rare culprits in that show which were inanimate objects.
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 01:48 AM (GsAUU)
I have a feeling tomorrow night may be the new memorable Memorial thread.
Posted by: mindful webworker - hystorically at May
well, it is a conundrum. this one is slower, but damn if we do not have quality! the ratio of high quality, top flight, upper crust ettes, to schlubs is far better than we deserve.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 01:49 AM (cPsPa)
I am a natural-born matchmaker and I cannot tell you how insane it drives me that these people do not try and contact one another.
She has already missed out on ThatHalfrican who is a gorgeous young man, but I am wondering about our beloved Slap
And Montana seems like a really excellent place for an adventure, and I don't know why Miley might not like to go out, say, fly-fishing there. Fly fishing can be very adventurous.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:49 AM (DHiRx)
Perhaps I misunderstood what you meant, though!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:35 AM (DHiRx)
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Yeah, I think we mostly agree but are talking past each other. I don't know anything about what went on between the ladies. My negative response to her is that her stature, as my illustration of her signing the guest book with the posture of a child, was not that of a first lady or in any way professional.
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2017 01:50 AM (6qmBU)
****
1. Absolutely a 1.
Did I mention 1?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 28, 2017 01:50 AM (hVdx9)
My continuous use of the word adventure should be a sufficient clue for a man of your intelligence.
I'm sure buzzion knows exactly what I'm getting at!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:51 AM (DHiRx)
She has already missed out on ThatHalfrican who is a gorgeous young man, but I am wondering about our beloved Slap
And Montana seems like a really excellent place for an adventure, and I don't know why Miley might not like to go out, say, fly-fishing there. Fly fishing can be very adventurous.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May
yeah, sure why don't you use your matchmaking superpowers to funnel these morons to VEGAS, dear lady? What the hell, lights, food, strippers, booze, topped off with a swing over to the little chapel on the strip to get maried by elivs and ike turner.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 01:52 AM (cPsPa)
Last two nights of interrupted sleep are catching up to me. Hoping for one good one this weekend.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 28, 2017 01:52 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2017 01:54 AM (hscyr)
That would be anything above a negative number.
** #NOMATH!# **
Posted by: mindful webworker - ette cetera at May 28, 2017 01:54 AM (ohWrE)
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 01:54 AM (cPsPa)
Sorry, I apparently missed posting something, so that Mitterand thing appeared to come out of the blue. Someone had mentioned mistresses, and I asked which one was it where the head of state's wife and the mistress were there at the funeral.
I apparently did not hit post. So I was answering a question that had I failed to actually ask here.
And apparently Mitterand's wife had her on lover on the side as well. So she really didn't give a rip at all.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 28, 2017 01:55 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 01:24 AM (1L9V9)
You made a whole bunch of us laugh with that, kid.
: )
Posted by: Country Boy at May 28, 2017 01:55 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 01:55 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 01:56 AM (cPsPa)
** #NOMATH!# **
Posted by: mindful webworker - ette cetera at May
heh
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 01:57 AM (cPsPa)
Doesn't always work, but don't stop trying. Matchmakers are invaluable. People don't know what they want, or who's right for them, nor how to say yes to a good deal. People will make the worst choices.
Matchmakers are heaven's agents.
Posted by: mindful webworker - make me a math at May 28, 2017 01:58 AM (ohWrE)
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 28, 2017 01:58 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 28, 2017 01:59 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 28, 2017 01:59 AM (cPsPa)
Well, let's be honest here, she's a scrawny little thing, trying to balance on 3 inch heels!
Which is to your point, of course.
I'm just astonished at how much of a beating she's taking here; I didn't think she looked that bad, but obviously I am in the absolute minority!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:59 AM (DHiRx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 28, 2017 02:00 AM (cPsPa)
How's your cousin doing?
Posted by: Country Boy at May 28, 2017 02:00 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:49 AM
I'm not in need of a matchmaker at present, but...I'll keep this in mind, just in case I do in the future, if you don't mind.
You like serious challenges and/or lost causes, yes? XD
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at May 28, 2017 02:00 AM (q1+kD)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:59 AM (DHiRx)
--She's creepy. Looks like a dementor or something.
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 02:01 AM (GsAUU)
Up with our little dog, who is having a t-stom anxiety attack.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2017 01:34 AM (ZO497)
Same here. Not really an anxiety attack, but is building a bunker under the bed to ride the storm out.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at May 28, 2017 02:02 AM (gqTYw)
Can you give us an idea of how much past 29 your daughter might be?
'Cause 29 would be nice, but probably too young.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 28, 2017 02:02 AM (Jcg9Q)
Funds, lack of vacation time at work, and worry about being too fat/bald/old, etc.
The first two are legit reasons, the other is the biggest hurdle while the last is the least important and most compelling one.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 02:02 AM (DHiRx)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:59 AM (DHiRx)
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You're confusing me with somebody else.
I have no words about her dress, her size or her age. I've been quite clear about my negative thought about her.
Posted by: gNewt at May 28, 2017 02:03 AM (6qmBU)
Please do!
Are you the same Erik with the lovely pet(s)?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 02:04 AM (DHiRx)
I was thinking about changing my nick if I'm going to lurk less and that seems to fit.
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 02:05 AM (1L9V9)
Oh good lord, I'm sorry! It's way past time for me to go to sleep.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 02:05 AM (DHiRx)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 02:06 AM (DHiRx)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 02:04 AM
I am not, sorry. Just a lurker who doesn't post much, and only posts on the ONT.
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at May 28, 2017 02:06 AM (q1+kD)
A man with a fantastic sense of humor and mad smoker skillz need not worry about any of those things!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 02:07 AM (DHiRx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 28, 2017 02:08 AM (cPsPa)
'Cause 29 would be nice, but probably too young.
Hah! You age-ist!
Well, that would be telling; ladies' ages and all.
But if you'll haul out your history of America and calculator, she was born the summer after Reagan took office.
Posted by: mindful webworker - finger abacus at May 28, 2017 02:08 AM (ohWrE)
Oh gosh yes, neither cared about the others' peccadilloes. They have much different ideas about that sort of thing. I couldn't live like that, but their expectations are different going in to marriage, I think. Discretion is the key.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 02:12 AM (DHiRx)
Posted by: mindful webworker - finger abacus at May 28, 2017 02:08 AM (ohWrE)
Ah, gotcha.
I could keep up, but I doubt anybody that age would want me anymore.
And with that, I must call it a night.
Nite all.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 28, 2017 02:13 AM (Jcg9Q)
Oh that's okay! I just wondered if you were the same person.
How old are you?
Damn I am blunt this evening. I don't mean to sound so rude, but I have been, all over the joint tonight.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 02:14 AM (DHiRx)
Bald: I wish. Hair to me is a nuisance, let it go till it bothers me then shave it all off. Used to skydive and the short hair cut was a good thing at 180 MPH.
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 02:15 AM (1L9V9)
How old are you?
Damn I am blunt this evening. I don't mean to sound so rude, but I have been, all over the joint tonight.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 02:14 AM
No worries! I'm 37. But some days I only feel 137.
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at May 28, 2017 02:15 AM (q1+kD)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 02:16 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 28, 2017 02:18 AM (e1mEI)
Up with our little dog, who is having a t-stom anxiety attack.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2017 01:34 AM (ZO497)
This somewhat fascinates me. I wonder what gives dogs that anxiety? Always had dogs growing up and my two right now and none of them have ever been the type to freak out about thunder storms. They barely perk up at the thunder and they are prone to spazzing out at any noise outside usually.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 28, 2017 02:18 AM (63QcZ)
Sounds just fine to me!
Smoker, non-smoker?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 02:19 AM (DHiRx)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 02:20 AM (1L9V9)
Don't we all.
You let me know if circumstances change, you hear?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 02:20 AM (DHiRx)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 28, 2017 02:18 AM
My parents' dog gets scared of thunder storms and even just windy days. I guess it thinks something big, mean, and angry is outside...
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at May 28, 2017 02:21 AM (q1+kD)
You let me know if circumstances change, you hear?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 02:20 AM
I hope it won't be necessary, but I will, thank you.
Very nice of you to offer!
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at May 28, 2017 02:23 AM (q1+kD)
Posted by: Monica L. at May 28, 2017 02:23 AM (8O3HH)
It took a while to figure out that the noise of thunderstorms would set the thing off. The dog was not frightened by thunderstorms before I tried that thing and it took a few years afterwords before he got back to normal.
Posted by: Lurking Moron at May 28, 2017 02:24 AM (1L9V9)
Posted by: gracepc at May 28, 2017 02:25 AM (OU4q6)
521
Nieces big dog (sled dog rescue) was okay with thunder until they were up in the Cascades and got a concurrent flash boom up close. Now it just finds a hole and hides.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 28, 2017 02:26 AM (e1mEI)
Never give up. Never surrender.
Good night, folks.
Posted by: mindful webworker - finger abacus at May 28, 2017 02:26 AM (ohWrE)
Never give up. Never surrender.
Good night, folks.
Posted by: mindful webworker - finger abacus at May 28, 2017 02:26 AM
By Grabthar's Hammer, I should call it a night as well.
Good Night, horde!
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at May 28, 2017 02:32 AM (q1+kD)
Good points. Thank you.
One minor quibble is that I always thank vets for their service, regardless of whether it's Memorial Day.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 28, 2017 02:32 AM (nvMvs)
Posted by: mindful webworker - afterthought at May 28, 2017 02:32 AM (ohWrE)
It's always the gun thread.
God bless teh Horde.
Posted by: mindful webworker - afterthought at May 28, 2017 02:32 AM (ohWrE)
And boobs are always on topic.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 28, 2017 02:48 AM (63QcZ)
an adventure, and I don't know why Miley might not like to go out, say,
fly-fishing there. Fly fishing can be very adventurous.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 01:49 AM (DHiRx)
Who's talking about me here?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 28, 2017 02:50 AM (tHwdc)
Please come back regularly and post!
Seriously!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2017 02:52 AM (DHiRx)
Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2017 01:34 AM (GsAUU)
Hmmm. I did not sire any children but I assure everyone here that I am 100% straight and enjoy women very, very much.
Sometimes having children just doesn't happen for various reasons. I was born with some internal birth defects "down there" that weren't discovered until age 27 or so. It required several surgeries to correct but I suspect that was the reason I never became a father.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 28, 2017 02:54 AM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 28, 2017 04:08 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: LGoPs at May 28, 2017 04:41 AM (nGMLA)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 28, 2017 04:52 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 28, 2017 05:00 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 28, 2017 05:05 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 28, 2017 05:07 AM (tHwdc)
Columbian enhanced Potato High Test is sooooooo 90's babe.
Provigil and herbally enhanced coconut water is the NOW.
An it's a cough suppressant. Bonus!
But......if only the Tassel would've be to left, and not the right.....well...
Right Wing Tassels, etc.....
Stay $trong
Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at May 28, 2017 05:17 AM (0cO55)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2017 05:33 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: weirdflunky at May 28, 2017 05:39 AM (b8+C/)
Ok in Monico you know.
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2017 05:46 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2017 05:47 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Richard at May 28, 2017 07:42 AM (Qkzna)
He's as readable as Ambrose.
Posted by: RobM1981 at May 28, 2017 08:52 AM (lV1tZ)
I'm going to respectfully disagree with the "unpayable" part. We pay that debt by continuing to keep our country free (on the political side) and a Constitutional republic. It's the ONLY coin in which we can pay that debt. Sadly, that's the biggest deficit we have right now, far outpacing the fiscal deficit our gov't runs up.
Posted by: GWB at May 28, 2017 08:14 PM (bdPbP)
All gave some, some gave all.
Miss you, Dad!
Posted by: WarEagle82 at May 28, 2017 09:10 PM (xUc0d)
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