Overnight Open Thread (26 May 2017)

You'd think this would be a ginormous story but sadly it isn't. Explosive revelation of Obama Administration illegal surveillance of Americans. Given the tsunami of leaks not just related to Trump but also other areas, it wouldn't surprise me that information illegally obtained on political opponents has been used for quite some time and would partially explain some behavior of certain judges and politicians that have left their supporters scratching their heads. We have a huge problem with the quality of employees at these agencies and their oversight. Folks need to be held accountable for these leaks.

Blame Obama

Seems only fitting. Bush still gets blamed for stuff. How Obama's 'smart power' helped seed the Manchester attack.

Sexism & Racism

Pretty stupid. Alamo Drafthouse launches a 'women only' screening of 'Wonder Woman', sparks outrage. If I was in Austin and wanted to see the movie, I'd just show up and say I self-identify as a woman and livestream the response. Does this mean the Boy Scouts can go back to being just boys then?

Students harass white professor for refusing to leave campus on anti-white 'Day of Absence'. WTF is this shit?

Evergreen State practices explicit and institutional racial segregation once a year. Typically nonwhite students and faculty leave campus (to show how valuable they are) and the whites stay on campus (to be indoctrinated in "anti-racism workshops and seminars"), but this year it was reversed, and Weinstein told the director of a campus multicultural office that he was staying put.

I wonder how much the director of a campus multicultural office makes.

Clanadonia

Hypocrisy

So the party that wraps itself up in standing up for women decriminalizes domestic violence in order to protect criminal immigrants. Always a pecking order for who the Democrats want to support the most. Looks like illegals rate higher than a female.

Men's Health

Why you should ejaculate at least 21 times this month. Finally a counter to the "I've got a headache" excuse. Just say do it for my prostate. Of course, if your significant other read the article, she could just say, go solo.

360 Video Of Mosul Battle

Pretty sweet video with a VR headset on.

JLTV

Meet the Humvee's successor, the JLTV.

Bull Shiite

Yeah, this article helps explain why Newsweek is garbage. Trump effect inspires radical Christians in military. I've been in almost 25 years and have yet to see this kind of behavior.

Star Wars

Stormtrooper behind infamous helmet blooper breaks his silence.

New Guinea Highland Wild Dog

After having been thought to be extinct, earlier this year the world's rarest and most ancient dog has been re-discovered in the wild.

Dog Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by Lloyd Thomas Koritz - The Human Guinea Pig:

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1 This

Keeps

Happening

Hi, guys!

*Drives Away with Checkered Flag*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 09:49 PM (6gk0M)

2 FIRST!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 26, 2017 09:49 PM (CNHr1)

3 Sliding in under the wire... And too late.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 26, 2017 09:49 PM (w+Jhj)

4 Weekends are easy, though.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 09:50 PM (6gk0M)

5 Fuck you Slap.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 26, 2017 09:50 PM (CNHr1)

6 Get em slappy

Posted by: teej at May 26, 2017 09:50 PM (qREJU)

7 'Tis Memorial Day Weekend Eve, and all through the HQ...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 09:50 PM (tHwdc)

8 Ni-ban!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 26, 2017 09:50 PM (e9G8E)

9 Has anyone seen Alien Covenant? Is it worth $8 and 2 hrs of your life?

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 09:51 PM (Rsi2C)

10 *HAH!*

All it would take is one "gamer dude, 'ette" to beat me by .10 second.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 09:51 PM (6gk0M)

11 That's a first. Way to go, Slap!

Posted by: The Man on the Ottoman at May 26, 2017 09:51 PM (DMUuz)

12 Well. Slap is the master, no bout adoubt it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 09:52 PM (tHwdc)

13 I was here first. Really.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 26, 2017 09:52 PM (CNHr1)

14 I could be first if the summoning of demons and leger de main were not beneath me...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 26, 2017 09:52 PM (e9G8E)

15 Hi teej! How's my favorite drummer and first blog friend?

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 09:52 PM (Rsi2C)

16 Evergreen State practices explicit and institutional racial segregation once a year. Typically nonwhite students and faculty leave campus (to show how valuable they are)

Do the police take the day off too? Because the crime rate that day is probably negligible.

Calculus instructors can also take the day off, for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:52 PM (SRKgf)

17 RICO RICO RICO

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 26, 2017 09:53 PM (89T5c)

18 He's got a system and probably a Cray for the download speed folks.
The only way to win is not to play.

Posted by: teej at May 26, 2017 09:53 PM (qREJU)

19 "Folks need to be held accountable for these leaks."

We're on it!

Posted by: Nobody at May 26, 2017 09:53 PM (3myMJ)

20 21 times a month? Got that covered. Easily. Every since little Publius was about 13 or whenever it was when he learned a neat new trick.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2017 09:53 PM (8O3HH)

21 Hey, I was first on the preceding thread, but didn't make a BFD about it.

Where's the love, huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:53 PM (SRKgf)

22 "I was here first. Really."
-Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 26, 2017 09:52 PM (CNHr1)

*Protip- Cut and paste, so there is no typing.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 09:54 PM (6gk0M)

23 she could just say, go solo.

One at a time, please.

Posted by: Hope Solo at May 26, 2017 09:54 PM (vRcUp)

24 Where's the love, huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:53 PM (SRKgf)

I luvs ya, DJG.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 09:54 PM (tHwdc)

25 Tons of love here Jay. Tons.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 26, 2017 09:54 PM (CNHr1)

26 20 21 times a month? Got that covered. Easily. Every since little Publius was about 13 or whenever it was when he learned a neat new trick.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2017 09:53 PM (8O3HH)



I patented that. You and a zillion other guys owe me about Avogadro's number of dollars.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:55 PM (SRKgf)

27 I admire your humility, Jay.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 09:55 PM (Rsi2C)

28 1 This

Keeps

Happening

Hi, guys!

*Drives Away with Checkered Flag*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 09:49 PM (6gk0M)

...............

Hey I got the first one this morning.............Guess someone has to be the last one.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 09:55 PM (OOXlj)

29 Slap!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 09:55 PM (KP5rU)

30 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 09:54 PM (6gk0M)

Clever.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 26, 2017 09:55 PM (CNHr1)

31 Who doesn't love you, Jay?

*throws confetti*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 09:56 PM (6gk0M)

32 Much love to all the 'ettes!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:56 PM (SRKgf)

33 Looks like illegals rate higher than a female.

On the plus side, we won't have to see them again in the next life.

Posted by: 1400 ex-virgins in Rotherham at May 26, 2017 09:57 PM (6FqZa)

34 As always, CDR M brings the A-game.

Thank you, sir!

Baby Sister Uodate follows.

Posted by: ibguy at May 26, 2017 09:57 PM (c5dWW)

35 Hello, horde!

Hope everyone's weekend is off to a good start!

Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at May 26, 2017 09:57 PM (q1+kD)

36 Baby Sister Update

Several nice visits with Joyce today:

Took her out to lunch, place that he friend Roni recommended. *REALLY* good: Korean/Polish (really!).

Then popped back over this evening for a short visit.

Tomorrow taking her on a picnic to local park.

She continues to improve physically and cognitively, although she's developed some blood clots that require treatment. She's missed several avastin treatments, which is of concern.

Please pray for renewed strength and healing.

[To my fellow, beloved Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and our family.]

Posted by: ibguy at May 26, 2017 09:57 PM (c5dWW)

37 Given the tsunami of leaks not just related to Trump but also other areas, it wouldn't surprise me that information illegally obtained on political opponents has been used for quite some time and would partially explain some behavior of certain judges and politicians that have left their supporters scratching their heads. We have a huge problem with the quality of employees at these agencies and their oversight. Folks need to be held accountable for these leaks. CDR M-


If you could read my mind, you'd shit and run away.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 26, 2017 09:57 PM (z79tQ)

38 Venezuela Degenerating Into Primates Flinging Feces

Venezuela continues to spiral downward into an ever deepening maelstrom. People are starving, the regime is no longer unified, and people are resorting to flinging feces... and being forced to eat the same.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=13498

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 26, 2017 09:57 PM (vBeA5)

39 Clever.
-Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 26, 2017 09:55 PM (CNHr1)

I handed out exactly how I do it, like a week or so ago.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 09:57 PM (6gk0M)

40 That's enough compliments for Jay. We don't need him to get a big head.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 09:57 PM (Rsi2C)

41 Obama spying on Americans.

You see, this is not a problem for leftist scum, they demand and expect it. It's how they know there was Russians! But, cannot get the evidence they know is there because the spying and leaking on Americans is technically illegal... and they aren't in charge. It is why they know there was Russians!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 26, 2017 09:57 PM (P/kVC)

42 Evergreen State practices explicit and institutional racial segregation once a year.

As long as I get to live in an all-white neighborhood, I'm fine with that.

Fuck it. Time to bring back legal racial segregation.

Posted by: rickl at May 26, 2017 09:57 PM (sdi6R)

43 *mixes rum and diet coke*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 26, 2017 09:58 PM (89T5c)

44 40 That's enough compliments for Jay. We don't need him to get a big head.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 09:57 PM (Rsi2C)



It's not the big head you've got to worry about.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:58 PM (SRKgf)

45 Must have missed it Slap. But hey no biggie. First world problems right?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 26, 2017 09:59 PM (CNHr1)

46 I scrolled down too far and clicked on the comment link to the drunk post, and had to go back. By then it was way too late...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 26, 2017 09:59 PM (w+Jhj)

47 Why you should ejaculate at least 21 times this month. Finally a counter to the "I've got a headache" excuse. Just say do it for my prostate. Of course, if your significant other read the article, she could just say, go solo.

..........

Woah.........I'm going to sit death watch on Mr. k. 21 times a month? x 12 months year x 18 yrs. Yikes, his prostrate must be.........wait a minute, there is suppose to be no math on this blog.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 09:59 PM (OOXlj)

48 Happy Memorial Day Friday!

Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2017 09:59 PM (GsAUU)

49 12 Well. Slap is the master, no bout adoubt it.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 09:52 PM


It's not that so much as the 21+ times per month he baits The Horde over it.

;-)

Posted by: Dincanthrax at May 26, 2017 09:59 PM (DMUuz)

50 Hi L, Elle.
Favorite drummer?
You don't get out much do ya.
Get a saddle for that horse of yours yet?

And close Zettai. You were only off by rokyu.

Posted by: teej at May 26, 2017 10:00 PM (qREJU)

51 Well, today is the beginning of my month long vacay. Ahhhh....

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 26, 2017 10:00 PM (CNHr1)

52 Hi folks. I'm in Boston (well really Worcester) for the weekend. Got a really nice 1br apartment- LR, BR, kitchen, bath-even a washer and dryer-for $85/night through Airbnb, you can't beat it. Only thing is, there is no TV. This is my first Airbnb rental, is that normal?

Posted by: Weirddave at May 26, 2017 10:00 PM (lRcnR)

53 Make a rough estimate of frequency and volume per "event" (lovin' spoonful) and calculate your career total volume.

It will make one, um, proud of one's self.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2017 10:00 PM (8O3HH)

54

21 times? Come on, no biggie. You get a few days off, what more do you want?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:01 PM (tHwdc)

55 "It's not that so much as the 21+ times per month he baits The Horde over it."

;-)
-Posted by: Dincanthrax at May 26, 2017 09:59 PM (DMUuz)

It's true. I've been waiting to be "bested". Now Jewells has a fighting chance!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 10:01 PM (6gk0M)

56 By "ejaculation" do they mean "an abrupt exclamatory utterance" as dictionary.com defines it?

Egad!
There, just 20 more exclamatory utterances and I'm good for the month.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 26, 2017 10:01 PM (LQLeS)

57 The Obama Administration was lawless. Nothing it did is news. The feckless response by the republicans to the lawlessness remains news. Will the American people ever see justice again???

Perhaps not unless all Obama appointees are rooted out of the judiciary and the administrative agencies. Did not Trump promise to drain the swamp? So far the swamp is thriving.

Posted by: Locke Common at May 26, 2017 10:02 PM (YqvaZ)

58 Korean/Polish?

Kim chee pierogis? Might be good, but the gas afterwards......

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 26, 2017 10:02 PM (89T5c)

59
It's not the big head you've got to worry about.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:58 PM (SRKgf)

I'm not skeered!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:02 PM (tHwdc)

60 Hi folks. I'm in Boston (well really Worcester) for the weekend. Got a really nice 1br apartment- LR, BR, kitchen, bath-even a washer and dryer-for $85/night through Airbnb, you can't beat it. Only thing is, there is no TV. This is my first Airbnb rental, is that normal?
Posted by: Weirddave at May 26, 2017 10:00 PM (lRcnR)

=======

No. That should have been stressed in the description.

Posted by: GOULD at May 26, 2017 10:02 PM (Hj4t4)

61 nice JLTV article. below the JLTV article is anothter article about how a C130's electronics quit working when they tried to land at a dead sea strip 1200 feet below sea level. apparently they are only designed to work 400 feet below sea level.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 10:03 PM (cPsPa)

62 So... any studies on how many times a woman needs to um...orgasm to be healthy? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 26, 2017 10:03 PM (CNHr1)

63 52 Hi folks. I'm in Boston (well really Worcester) for the weekend. Got a really nice 1br apartment- LR, BR, kitchen, bath-even a washer and dryer-for $85/night through Airbnb, you can't beat it. Only thing is, there is no TV. This is my first Airbnb rental, is that normal?

.............

Don't know anything about Airbnb......Any chance you can stay for 21 nights? Then I suppose you can't beat it!

Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 10:03 PM (OOXlj)

64 "radical Christians in military"

Make sure you pre-order "Far Cry 5" now, for the fresh storywriting that finally dares make white gun-owners in Montana the villains. It's never been done before!

Well, except in those movies and TV shows.

And for "Bioshock Infinite". And for the first "Bioshock". And for those "Star Wars" games against, mostly, Brits educated at Cambridge. And for pretty much all the WW2 games.

But apart from those...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2017 10:04 PM (6FqZa)

65
I'm at an auction. Capitalism at work. Humor, too.

'Scuse me while I outbid that guy...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2017 10:04 PM (+8Yuj)

66 Nina Burleigh writer of the Newsweek article is the one who said she would blow me for keeping abortion legal. Still waiting.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 26, 2017 10:04 PM (Aw2/v)

67 Scuse me while I outbid that guy...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2017 10:04 PM

...........

What are we buying?

Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 10:04 PM (OOXlj)

68 It's not the big head you've got to worry about.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:58 PM (SRKgf)
*****
Are you talking about your penis? I think you are. I'm not sure. Someone tell me if Jay is talking about the size of his penis.


And that's my contribution to the Memorial Day Weekend ONT whenever that starts.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 10:05 PM (Rsi2C)

69 Evergreen State practices explicit and institutional racial segregation once a year. Typically nonwhite students and faculty leave campus (to show how valuable they are)



Next up: whites are prohibited from picking the cotton.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 10:05 PM (SRKgf)

70 Hi folks. I'm in Boston (well really Worcester) for the weekend. Got a really nice 1br apartment- LR, BR, kitchen, bath-even a washer and dryer-for $85/night through Airbnb, you can't beat it. Only thing is, there is no TV. This is my first Airbnb rental, is that normal?




shooting another indie porn flick? seems cheap. you should take turns sleeping.

any new dry wall work in there?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 10:05 PM (cPsPa)

71 So... any studies on how many times a woman needs to um...orgasm to be healthy? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 26, 2017 10:03 PM (CNHr1)

I've heard 3 times before the pants come off.

I say, show me or I'm not buyin' it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:05 PM (tHwdc)

72 On Evergreen State's no whites day do they also practice no cultural appropriation? So no electricity, no cellphones...

Posted by: X-ray at May 26, 2017 10:05 PM (A9yHf)

73 #62 Some have multiple O's. So there's that. I suppose, if she's really in the mood, in two days or so the monthly requirement is met.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 26, 2017 10:05 PM (LQLeS)

74 Awesome news, ibguy (not the clots, of course).

So is your sister out for good?

Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2017 10:06 PM (GsAUU)

75 Make sure to set that 360 helicopter video to 4K resolution for the best effect.

It woulda been nice if they'd fired off that rocket pod....

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 26, 2017 10:06 PM (w+Jhj)

76 "I've heard 3 times before the pants come off.
I say, show me or I'm not buyin' it.
"
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:05 PM (tHwdc)

I believe you just made the actual statement P.G.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 10:07 PM (6gk0M)

77 It woulda been nice if they'd fired off that rocket pod....
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May




the pod only holds the rockets.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 10:07 PM (cPsPa)

78 Prayers for you and Joyce, ibguy. Standard every night.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:07 PM (tHwdc)

79 Hmmm. Picking the cotton. Is that another euphemism? Did Monica pick Bill's cotton, too?

Toppin' cotton means very angry, actually, a common expression down here. Or used to be.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2017 10:07 PM (8O3HH)

80 59
It's not the big head you've got to worry about.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 09:58 PM (SRKgf)

I'm not skeered!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:02 PM (tHwdc)



You've been talking with my wife, haven't you?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 10:07 PM (SRKgf)

81 Was expecting a MH post and didn't want to steal thunder. Mick Ronson birthday today, pretty rocking...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LjaCtdv3_HQ

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 10:07 PM (PUmDY)

82 It's not that so much as the 21+ times per month he baits The Horde over it.

Exactly. The main reason I don't visit ONTs nearly as much as I used to.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 26, 2017 10:07 PM (3C9q2)

83 Lloyd Thomas Koritz - The Human Guinea Pig:

Is there a Human Gerbil? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Hope Solo at May 26, 2017 10:07 PM (vRcUp)

84 said this at te end of the prev thread, wanted to repeat

I suspect that right now there are leftists who arguing with each other
about where it was the Russians or the Israelis who did the Manchester
bombing in order to make Trump look good.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 26, 2017 10:08 PM (ILitO)

85 Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 26, 2017 10:05 PM (LQLeS)

You are assuming she is having sex in the traditional sense of the word.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 26, 2017 10:08 PM (CNHr1)

86 71 So... any studies on how many times a woman needs to um...orgasm to be healthy? Asking for a friend.


..........

Sounds like the same calculations I made earlier about Mr k....... 12 months a yr x 18 yrs..... heck I'm in perfect shape so I'm going to say zero.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 10:08 PM (OOXlj)

87 Evergreen State was where Flapjack Corrie went, right?

Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2017 10:08 PM (GsAUU)

88 Might Joyce find the strength and love, as all around her, through God. In the darkness, always find the light.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 10:09 PM (6gk0M)

89 Is there a Human Gerbil? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Hope Solo

I've never tried it in that end, but I'm willing to give it a go.

Posted by: Prince Charles at May 26, 2017 10:09 PM (fHnbd)

90 I believe you just made the actual statement P.G.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 10:07 PM (6gk0M)

If such a thing were possible, that would be Restaurant Quality Lemonade.
But still, the question remains, how many times a month? We need to keep a standard of comparison here.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:09 PM (tHwdc)

91 >>>Hi folks. I'm in Boston (well really Worcester) for the weekend. Got a
really nice 1br apartment- LR, BR, kitchen, bath-even a washer and
dryer-for $85/night through Airbnb, you can't beat it. Only thing is,
there is no TV. This is my first Airbnb rental, is that normal?

Posted by: Weirddave at May 26, 2017 10:00 PM (lRcnR)<<<




Haven't we run that evil Airbnb out of business yet?


Have to fix that.


**grabs tomahawk, goes on warpath**

Posted by: Lizzy "Dishonest Injun" Warren at May 26, 2017 10:09 PM (NBiK1)

92 In a beret?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 10:10 PM (PUmDY)

93 Read the content!

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 10:10 PM (IYHxL)

94 "You've been talking with my wife, haven't you?"


I have spoken to No Horde Wives.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:11 PM (tHwdc)

95 I've heard of women who ejaculate. It really is a thing--not semen, of course.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 26, 2017 10:11 PM (LQLeS)

96 64
Make sure you pre-order "Far Cry 5" now, for the fresh storywriting that finally dares make white gun-owners in Montana the villains. It's never been done before!

Well, except in those movies and TV shows.


Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2017 10:04 PM

I saw that a little while ago...

SJW and PC garbage has basically ruined gaming for me these days. Oh well, I was a casual gamer anyway, so I guess I'll just save a bit of money.

Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at May 26, 2017 10:11 PM (q1+kD)

97 Since we have no prostate to worry about I suppose it's a moot point. However, there is also the rule..use it or lose it.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 26, 2017 10:11 PM (CNHr1)

98
Got a small digital scale for measuring specific gravity of mineral samples -- already had the beaker and wire frame. Awaiting opportunity to bid on some books and decorative copper pieces. Given that we're about to take on stuff from the in-laws, I'm taking things easy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2017 10:11 PM (+8Yuj)

99 Exactly. The main reason I don't visit ONTs nearly as much as I used to.
Posted by: Basement Cat

Now now, it's short and over quickly. Just think of him as our Minister of Silly Achievements.

Posted by: Meremortal, at May 26, 2017 10:11 PM (3myMJ)

100 Evergreen State was where Flapjack Corrie went, right?

Also where Ted Bundy picked up one of his early victims, Donna Manson (no relation to Charlie).

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 26, 2017 10:12 PM (3C9q2)

101 "So... any studies on how many times a woman needs to um...orgasm to be healthy?"

It's equal to my house payment.

Posted by: Victorian Hysteria Doctor at May 26, 2017 10:12 PM (A9yHf)

102 It's not that so much as the 21+ times per month he baits The Horde over it.



Exactly. The main reason I don't visit ONTs nearly as much as I used to.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 26, 2017 10:07 PM (3C9q2)

ONTs are mostly not firsts. You're missing out on the good stuff, Cat!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:12 PM (tHwdc)

103 58 Mr AF

Heh

No, but I asked that myself. Hands down the best pirogies (potato) I've ever had, but looked more like dim sum than ravioli.

Also an absolutely delicious sweet potato noodle dish. But the noodles were clear? Weird, but wonderful.

Posted by: ibguy at May 26, 2017 10:12 PM (c5dWW)

104 87 Evergreen State was where Flapjack Corrie went, right?
Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2017 10:08 PM (GsAUU)


Yep. She's flattenred you remember.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 10:12 PM (SRKgf)

105 >>>Is there a Human Gerbil? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Hope Solo at May 26, 2017 10:07 PM (vRcUp)<<<

Thanks, friend.

Posted by: Richard Gere at May 26, 2017 10:12 PM (NBiK1)

106 I've heard of women who ejaculate.

They're just peeing.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2017 10:12 PM (6FqZa)

107 Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 09:52 PM (Rsi2C)

Elle!...where you been?

Posted by: crossing hunter joke punchline at May 26, 2017 10:12 PM (qUNWi)

108 95: It's pee.

No, really. There have been experiments, trying to pin this down. I've read those with great interest. Not prurient. Honest. Believe me.

What's going on is interesting.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2017 10:13 PM (8O3HH)

109 I've heard of women who ejaculate. It really is a thing--not semen, of course.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 26, 2017 10:11 PM (LQLeS)

=======

I have had experience with this with one person. It was......disturbing.

Posted by: GOULD at May 26, 2017 10:13 PM (Hj4t4)

110 Posted by: Victorian Hysteria Doctor at May 26, 2017 10:12 PM (A9yHf)

How YOU doin?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 26, 2017 10:13 PM (CNHr1)

111 Exactly. The main reason I don't visit ONTs nearly as much as I used to.
Posted by: Basement Cat



your complaint is that the ont is too risque?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 10:13 PM (cPsPa)

112 -Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:09 PM (tHwdc)

Ma'am, I'm no doctor. I will tell you that in the event of an uninjured male or a fully charged set of batteries?

-All of them.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 10:13 PM (6gk0M)

113 Oops....shut up crossing hunter joker.

Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2017 10:13 PM (qUNWi)

114 Erik : I'm going indie and getting "Long Journey Home" (if it doesn't totally suck). I wish it was coming out this weekend but alas, no.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2017 10:13 PM (6FqZa)

115 On Evergreen State's no whites day do they also practice no cultural appropriation? So no electricity, no cellphones...

Alma mater of St. Pancake. I wonder if they have no bulldozer days?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 26, 2017 10:13 PM (qJhUV)

116 #85 I was thinking along the lines if that number of O's was a health requirement for the woman. If she was the multiple O's type, then her monthly requirement could be achieved in just a day or so--or heck, even within a few hours.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 26, 2017 10:13 PM (LQLeS)

117
I've heard of women who ejaculate. It really is a thing--not semen, of course.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 26, 2017 10:11 PM (LQLeS)

It's TWUE, oh it's TWUE!

Posted by: Lilli von Schtupp at May 26, 2017 10:13 PM (tHwdc)

118 That's the teej I know and love. Always modest, ever humble about your mad drummer skillz and everything else great about you. You're the bestest.

Junie is a beastess. When she hugs me, her head rests on top of mine. She is so tall!! She's laying right by my feet as I type.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 10:14 PM (Rsi2C)

119 74 logprof

Thanks! I hope so, but she's been hospitalized for various complications at least 3 times now, so....

Posted by: ibguy at May 26, 2017 10:14 PM (c5dWW)

120 95 I've heard of women who ejaculate. It really is a thing--not semen, of course.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 26, 2017 10:11 PM (LQLeS)



But ... what if they identify with ejaculating semen? What then? H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 10:14 PM (SRKgf)

121 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 26, 2017 10:14 PM (IcT7t)

122 Btw, I mentioned earlier in the day that one of our beloved ettes had a pet pass on this week.
I know she's taking it hard.
The Big Guy knows who she is so for you praying types...
Thanks

Posted by: teej at May 26, 2017 10:14 PM (qREJU)

123 Slap is just baiting Teh Horde with the "firsts". He's a master at it, too.


/snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2017 10:14 PM (v5iqM)

124 Oh, what you see in what I like to call the "educational videos", and this is a big thing now, is, as Elaine from Seinfeld said, "Fake, fake, fake".

The real thing, is just a little bit. Just a bare little pfft.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2017 10:14 PM (8O3HH)

125 here's a documented example of female ejaculation:

"Why aren't I ahead by fifty points?!"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 26, 2017 10:14 PM (ILitO)

126 #116 In other words, the method wouldn't matter.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 26, 2017 10:15 PM (LQLeS)

127 116 #85 I was thinking along the lines if that number of O's was a health requirement for the woman. If she was the multiple O's type, then her monthly requirement could be achieved in just a day or so--or heck, even within a few hours.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 26, 2017 10:13 PM (LQLeS)



Braggart.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 10:15 PM (SRKgf)

128 I have had experience with this with one person. It was......disturbing.

I'm sure she was a nice lady.

Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2017 10:15 PM (qUNWi)

129 They're just peeing.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2017 10:12 PM (6FqZa)

Nope.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:15 PM (tHwdc)

130 88

Thank you, Slap.

Posted by: ibguy at May 26, 2017 10:15 PM (c5dWW)

131 Just think of him as our Minister of Silly Achievements.

His baiting is the kind of stuff my narcissistic mother used to do, and unfortunately her baiting did not confer permanent immunity.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 26, 2017 10:16 PM (3C9q2)

132 109 I've heard of women who ejaculate. It really is a thing--not semen, of course.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 26, 2017 10:11 PM (LQLeS)

..........

Not going to google. My body protecting suit from my lastest adventure into the internet is in the bin with the bag decorated with a skull and crossbones.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 10:17 PM (OOXlj)

133 Ma'am, I'm no doctor. I will tell you that in the event of an uninjured male or a fully charged set of batteries?



-All of them.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 10:13 PM (6gk0M)

You say this as a layman?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:17 PM (tHwdc)

134 I have had experience with this with one person.

It only started getting weird when she started screaming in German

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2017 10:17 PM (6FqZa)

135 "So... any studies on how many times a woman needs to um...orgasm to be healthy?"

Depends on how good her divorce lawyer is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 10:17 PM (SRKgf)

136
125 here's a documented example of female ejaculation:

"Why aren't I ahead by fifty points?!"
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 26, 2017 10:14 PM (ILitO)


Shut 'er down and lock 'er up!

Winner!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2017 10:17 PM (+8Yuj)

137 you know taser could make a ton of money if they just modified their product into a device that gave a femael an orgasm when fired by someone with male dna, otherwise just plain old shock.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 10:17 PM (cPsPa)

138 His baiting is the kind of stuff my narcissistic mother used to do, and unfortunately her baiting did not confer permanent immunity.
Posted by: Basement Cat

But it did keep her healthy.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2017 10:17 PM (fHnbd)

139 But ... what if they identify with ejaculating semen? What then? H8ter.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 10:14 PM (SRKgf)

*******

They'd have to wear the proper accouterments, and I don't mean a pussy hat or vagina costume. That wouldn't do.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 26, 2017 10:18 PM (LQLeS)

140 Not going to google. My body protecting suit from my lastest adventure into the internet is in the bin with the bag decorated with a skull and crossbones.
Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 10:17 PM (OOXlj)



Good girl. I was going to warn you off this one too, but no need.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 10:18 PM (SRKgf)

141 But ... what if they identify with ejaculating semen? What then? H8ter.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 10:14 PM (SRKgf)

...........

It better wrap it just in case.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 10:18 PM (OOXlj)

142 Posted by: teej at May 26, 2017 10:14 PM (qREJU)

Done. :-(

Posted by: Peaches at May 26, 2017 10:18 PM (EgOr3)

143 Elle!...where you been?
Posted by: crossing hunter joke punchline at May 26, 2017 10:12 PM (qUNWi)
*****
Hi crossing hunter joke punchline.
Do the off sock thingy so I know who missed me

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 10:19 PM (Rsi2C)

144 114 Erik : I'm going indie and getting "Long Journey Home" (if it doesn't totally suck). I wish it was coming out this weekend but alas, no.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2017 10:13 PM

Yeah, indie companies seem like a much better bet than any major dev/publisher these days.

Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at May 26, 2017 10:19 PM (q1+kD)

145 I've been out & about all day, this is my first time checking in since early this am.

Looking at what a day full of blog content it has been, all I can say is how grateful I am that President DJT stepped up and won.

I pray he can make a significant dent in what seems like a bottomless pit of corruption and communism/socialism/progressivism/Marxism/
alinskyism.

Posted by: Boots at May 26, 2017 10:20 PM (EBwPV)

146 -Posted by: teej at May 26, 2017 10:14 PM (qREJU)

Done and done.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 10:20 PM (6gk0M)

147
Yeah know, in times like these, you know, I think it's a good time for TV shows to really step up the white Christian terrorist angle, you know, just to spread the blame around and show muslims that we know that white-western-Christians are bad people, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 26, 2017 10:20 PM (J0tQ5)

148 Noted Evergreen State Alum -- Rachel Corrie.
Obviously not a physics major, she would have known a bulldozer wins every time.

Posted by: Mike in Jersey at May 26, 2017 10:20 PM (WXqyC)

149 Hi crossing hunter joke punchline.
Do the off sock thingy so I know who missed me
Posted by: L, Elle


Just me. Nobody special.

Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2017 10:20 PM (qUNWi)

150 Good girl. I was going to warn you off this one too, but no need.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 10:18 PM (SRKgf)

..........

This is the kind of place where one warning should be enough!

Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 10:20 PM (OOXlj)

151 Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 26, 2017 09:57 PM (z79tQ)

My opinion is that this is beyond Trump. They are now in the position of putting the country at risk. It would not surprise me that one or more of these leaks will be more than ill advised and result in a serious event. It has to end.

Find them . Prosecute them. And put them away. This is complete and utter BS.

Posted by: gracepc at May 26, 2017 10:20 PM (OU4q6)

152 People say it's pee, people say it's not.

If she's screaming you've done it right regardless of the ahem fluid outcome.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 10:21 PM (IYHxL)

153 It just occurred to me: A woman who ejaculates cannot fake an orgasm.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 26, 2017 10:21 PM (LQLeS)

154 Earlier on today, not this week.
That's what happens when an old man stays up past his bedtime.

Mad drummer skillz?
Well, I can keep a good beat for ya to dance to.
I'll give me a 63.

Posted by: teej at May 26, 2017 10:22 PM (qREJU)

155 Lloyd Koritz -- U of I!!! Wonder if he knew Hugh Hefner...

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 26, 2017 10:22 PM (woKq6)

156 Skeptics!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:22 PM (tHwdc)

157 Evening everyone! Had a lunch date today with a cute geek girl I met online. Yes, she was actually a girl. Now I'm in the forge for a couple of hours. Life is good.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 26, 2017 10:22 PM (TPROn)

158 That Scot the with conga drum...cultural appropriation, man. Bad, really bad. Get off the campus.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2017 10:23 PM (OdK9v)

159 A woman who makes your junk look like a frosted cruller can not be faking.

I'm not saying of course....I'm just sayin.

Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2017 10:23 PM (qUNWi)

160 "His baiting is the kind of stuff my narcissistic mother used to do, and unfortunately her baiting did not confer permanent immunity."
-Posted by: Basement Cat at May 26, 2017 10:16 PM (3C9q2)

I'm sorry, man. I thought it was fun for awhile, but I don't mind knocking it off.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 10:24 PM (6gk0M)

161
Can we go just one day here without talking about, at length, genitals and body fluids?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 26, 2017 10:24 PM (J0tQ5)

162 152 People say it's pee, people say it's not.

If she's screaming you've done it right regardless of the ahem fluid outcome.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 10:21 PM (IYHxL)

..........

I'm no scientist nor have I had sex in many years but i orgasm in my sleep every so often. Have never wet my pants or woke up in a wet spot. Not that this helps resolve the issue but just my drunk 2 cents worth.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 10:24 PM (OOXlj)

163 My sil is a graduate of Evergreen State...I believe she got to make up her major and then get a degree in it. I'm not kidding.

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 26, 2017 10:24 PM (kufk0)

164 #161 No.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 26, 2017 10:25 PM (LQLeS)

165 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 10:24 PM (6gk0M)

I think it's funny man I see no ill will behind it.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 10:25 PM (IYHxL)

166 I missed the ONT where the "refractory period" was discussed at length...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 26, 2017 10:26 PM (e9G8E)

167 #164 It's Memorial Day Weekend Eve, this is no time to clean up the act.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:26 PM (tHwdc)

168 I don't want to talk about genital fluids either.


Unless everybody else does.

Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2017 10:26 PM (qUNWi)

169 Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 10:24 PM (OOXlj)

*rubs chin* In your dream or you actually have an orgasm?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 10:27 PM (IYHxL)

170 My sil is a graduate of Evergreen State...I believe she got to make up her major and then get a degree in it. I'm not kidding.

The west coast version of Hampshire College.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 26, 2017 10:27 PM (qJhUV)

171 I missed the ONT where the "refractory period" was discussed at length...


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 26, 2017 10:26 PM (e9G8E)

That one was fun!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:27 PM (tHwdc)

172 "I think it's funny man I see no ill will behind it."
-Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 10:25 PM (IYHxL)

There isn't; but it is a little stale, I guess.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 10:27 PM (6gk0M)

173 Peaches, Slapmeister,,, thanks.
She's a really nice lady.

Posted by: teej at May 26, 2017 10:27 PM (qREJU)

174 Cat.. C'mon.. it's just silly fun.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 26, 2017 10:27 PM (CNHr1)

175 That was a real drum circle.....

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 26, 2017 10:27 PM (kufk0)

176 thathalfrican, slap, how are things?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 10:27 PM (KP5rU)

177 @114 "Erik : I'm going indie and getting "Long Journey Home" (if it doesn't
totally suck). I wish it was coming out this weekend but alas, no."

Try Universal Combat (http://3000ad.com/games/universal-combat/) or even All Aspect Warfare (http://3000ad.com/games/all-aspect-warfare/). (I Beta-tested the latter.) I've logged many hours on these two.

I guess DSmart is considered an indie developer, but he's been doing it for a while now. (He's pretty infamous on the intertubes, for that matter.) Both are available on Steam.

He's also doing Line Of Defense (http://lodgame.com/), but I'm not into MMOs.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 26, 2017 10:27 PM (ZBO0C)

178 #170 or Wattsamatta U.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 26, 2017 10:27 PM (LQLeS)

179 *. waves to eleven *
Hiiiiii!!!!!

I've just been super busy. Lurked a little when I found free time here and there. A buncha new nics or else people have changed theirs without making it known. I'm glad you're still eleven. That's one of the good numbers. I like odd numbers, not even. Why'd you pick eleven anyway?

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 10:28 PM (Rsi2C)

180 I still think that bagpipes sound like a live goose having his butt feathers plucked. This is one Gaelic tradition that could be put to rest and not too many people would complain.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 26, 2017 10:28 PM (lIZQs)

181 There was a study on this. Let me try to be as clinical as possible, and anyone who is put off by this kind of thing, just stop reading.

The study was done in Germany. Or was it France? Anyway, they got a bunch of confirmed "squirters" and had 'em do it repeatedly in the lab, hooked up to all sorts of equipment, and the fluid was analyzed.

It was urine. But not normal urine. Womyn have Skene's glands, which are sometimes called the female prostate. And they make a small amount of stuff which is just about exactly the same as male prostate fluid. There are two of them, and they have output ducts right at the end of the urethra.

The fluid has a high concentration of the Skene gland output as well as urine.

It's related to the (in)famous "G-spot". As near as they can figure, this is an area of heightened sensitivity in the urethral sponge tissue. Not all women have it.

But for those who do, when this thing goes off, there is a involuntary reaction that relaxes the urinary sphincter, letting a small amount of urine out, and then contracts, spurting that little bit out.

Simultaneously, the Skene's glands dump.

And that's what it is, apparently. Although there is still disagreement.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2017 10:28 PM (8O3HH)

182 Good for you teej!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 26, 2017 10:28 PM (CNHr1)

183 Noted Evergreen State Alum -- Rachel Corrie.
Obviously not a physics major, she would have known a bulldozer wins every time.
Posted by: Mike
-----------

Related, and on a positive note: Most Liberal College in the nation losing students...and income:

"Warren Wilson College announces layoffs"
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y84dfn3t

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2017 10:28 PM (OdK9v)

184 Noted Evergreen State Alum -- Rachel Corrie.
Obviously not a physics major, she would have known a bulldozer wins every time.

Posted by: Mike in Jersey at May 26, 2017 10:20 PM (WXqyC)


The inspiration for Fearless Girl?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2017 10:28 PM (VZA0K)

185
170 My sil is a graduate of Evergreen State...I believe she got to make up her major and then get a degree in it. I'm not kidding.

The west coast version of Hampshire College.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 26, 2017 10:27 PM (qJhUV)


Unpaid receptionist at a non-profit or coffee barista, is she?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2017 10:28 PM (+8Yuj)

186 Can we go just one day here without talking about, at length, genitals and body fluids?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 26, 2017 10:24 PM (J0tQ5)

...........

So this wouldn't be the place to brag off about my perfect clean score on my latest pap test? Meh, I was going to bed anyway so no naughty talk from me.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 10:29 PM (OOXlj)

187 Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 26, 2017 10:26 PM (e9G8E)

This is clearly going to be the thread to discuss it in if you want ha

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 10:29 PM (IYHxL)

188 Well publius... that was... enlightening.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 26, 2017 10:29 PM (CNHr1)

189 [To my fellow, beloved Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and our family.]
Posted by: ibguy at May 26, 2017 09:57 PM (c5dWW)

God Our Father: keep your loving arms around Joyce and her family. Bless them in your mercy with healing, love, joy, peace, and wisdom. Prepare a way for them and light their paths. Amen.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 26, 2017 10:29 PM (TdMsT)

190 Umm, female what? Oh my.

Posted by: JROD at May 26, 2017 10:29 PM (B6TZD)

191 "thathalfrican, slap, how are things?"
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 10:27 PM (KP5rU)

I'm okay, chavez! No injuries, no illness, Dad's fairly stable. No complaints!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 10:30 PM (6gk0M)

192 I've just been super busy. Lurked a little when I found free time here and there. A buncha new nics or else people have changed theirs without making it known. I'm glad you're still eleven. That's one of the good numbers. I like odd numbers, not even. Why'd you pick eleven anyway?
Posted by: L, Elle


It was a very good reason. I can't remember but it was an incredibly significant and fascinating reason.

It's prime. You have to admit. Sounds like heaven and looks like elven.

Yeah I'll go with that.

Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2017 10:31 PM (qUNWi)

193 Evergreen State practices explicit and institutional racial segregation once a year.

The beclowning will continue until morale improves.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 26, 2017 10:31 PM (Tyii7)

194 good to hear slap. have a great holiday weekend. if you get a holiday.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 10:31 PM (KP5rU)

195 **reads comments. Reflects on the utter depravity of Teh Horde. Pours another vodka - dutch courage.**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 10:31 PM (TwwWO)

196 Skeet skeet skeet Skene skene skene.

Posted by: Little Jon Jane at May 26, 2017 10:31 PM (NBiK1)

197 chavez - I'm doing good man thanks for asking, how about you?

Slap - It's only stale if you've got nothing interesting to put at number one. Tonight was funny to me.

publius - I actually remember reading portions of that study ha

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 10:31 PM (IYHxL)

198 #FakeNewsCenter

BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN:

(spoilers)

Dateline: Dallas - Jeanie shot J.R.

Posted by: mindful webworker - in disguise at May 26, 2017 10:31 PM (hGZJP)

199 Lloyd Thomas Koritz - Human Guinea Pig

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Stapp

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2017 10:32 PM (VZA0K)

200
Who would have guessed?


Mini and small cars have highest traffic deaths rates, IIHS report says:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/k26lx59

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2017 10:32 PM (OdK9v)

201 Ibguy,

Continued prayers for Joyce and your family.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 26, 2017 10:32 PM (Ri/rl)

202 Publious Freelance Gynecologist?)

Posted by: JROD at May 26, 2017 10:32 PM (B6TZD)

203 Well, it is the infamous Memorial Day weekend at the AoSHQ

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 26, 2017 10:32 PM (kufk0)

204 186 Can we go just one day here without talking about, at length, genitals
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 26, 2017 10:24 PM


Given the cold water, I say preach it, brother!

Posted by: George Constanza at May 26, 2017 10:33 PM (DMUuz)

205 The inspiration for Fearless Girl?

No. the statue is upright.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 26, 2017 10:33 PM (qJhUV)

206 thathalfrican, doing good. thanks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 10:33 PM (KP5rU)

207 "good to hear slap. have a great holiday weekend. if you get a holiday."
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 10:31 PM (KP5rU)

Thank you, Brother! ...and you, as well.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 10:33 PM (6gk0M)

208 **reads comments. Reflects on the utter depravity of Teh Horde. Pours another vodka - dutch courage.**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 10:31 PM (TwwWO)



Buck up, Uncle.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:33 PM (tHwdc)

209 A couple of hours ago, a crazy person at a light rail stop in Portland started shouting "pro-America" slogans, and started harassing two Muslim women wearing headscarves.

Bystanders intervened, and the crazy person pulled out a knife, and stabbed several people, killing one.

Expect the media to discuss nothing else for the next few days.

Posted by: Punch Nazi Reporters at May 26, 2017 10:34 PM (xnAyb)

210 So this wouldn't be the place to brag off about my perfect clean score on my latest pap test? Meh, I was going to bed anyway so no naughty talk from me.
Posted by: Molly k.
--------

You know the rule...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2017 10:34 PM (OdK9v)

211 208. Heh....I need the Dutch courage in order to decide whether to cross that fine line between confessing and bragging....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 10:34 PM (TwwWO)

212 Why do I even bother.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 10:35 PM (0mRoj)

213 I'm going to repeat it:

A person who sells a product that his customers require in order to avoid facing reality is called _____

A. a drug-dealer.
B. a journalist.
C. both A and B are correct.

Might as well make it a meme, folks. It can only help.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 26, 2017 10:35 PM (MZcWR)

214 Guess what, Horde?

I concocted my own nerd joke today!


Q: Which classical composer is hardest to find?



















A: Haydn


[slaps knee]

Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2017 10:35 PM (GsAUU)

215 200: hammer, thank the gubmint for pointing out the obvious. next thing you know, drugs are bad, mmmkay?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 10:35 PM (KP5rU)

216 Posted by: Punch Nazi Reporters at May 26, 2017 10:34 PM (xnAyb)

*sigh* Really? Breathless coverage 24/7

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 10:35 PM (IYHxL)

217 208 **reads comments. Reflects on the utter depravity of Teh Horde. Pours another vodka - dutch courage.**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 10:31 PM
-------
Buck up, Uncle.
------
Are you afraid we'll embarrass you at the wedding?

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 26, 2017 10:35 PM (kufk0)

218
"I still think that bagpipes sound like a live goose having his butt
feathers plucked. This is one Gaelic tradition that could be put to rest
and not too many people would complain."

In general yes but for certain songs they are the instrument of choice.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gosw3PodEwA

Amazing Grace.

Posted by: X-ray at May 26, 2017 10:35 PM (A9yHf)

219 people here are really questioning the existence of squirters?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 10:36 PM (PUmDY)

220 >> Freelance Gynecologist?

Every Moron should be. It's a wonderful thing. Learn it inside out. Know it like the back of your hand.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2017 10:36 PM (8O3HH)

221 wait, I just figured it out!

Trump insists that other NATO members pay up, they refuse just to show that Trump can't tell them what to do.

Winner: Putin! Who'd a thunk it?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 26, 2017 10:36 PM (ILitO)

222
A couple of hours ago, a crazy person at a light rail stop in Portland started shouting "pro-America" slogans, and started harassing two Muslim women wearing headscarves.

If this is true, I'd guess it's a left-winger going way too far to perform a hoax. It's only a matter of time until they resort to this type of behavior.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 26, 2017 10:36 PM (J0tQ5)

223 trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport

Posted by: Origional Jake at May 26, 2017 10:37 PM (f6p+F)

224 213 I'm going to repeat it:

A person who sells a product that his customers require in order to avoid facing reality is called _____

A. a drug-dealer.
B. a journalist.
C. both A and B are correct.

Might as well make it a meme, folks. It can only help.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 26, 2017 10:35 PM (MZcWR)

I'll take real drugs over fake news

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 10:37 PM (0mRoj)

225 hammer, thank the gubmint for pointing out the obvious. next thing you know, drugs are bad, mmmkay?
Posted by: chavez the hugo
-----------

Grant money required to investigate that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2017 10:37 PM (OdK9v)

226 Okay, eleven. I liked your answer.

If I ask you a question, will you give me an honest answer even if it might hurt my feelings? I had an had experience with someone tecently that caused me to learn something about myself that I didn't like. So, will you tell me honesty if my reaction to this bad episode was reasonable or not?

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 10:37 PM (Rsi2C)

227 Why do I even bother.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 10:35 PM (0mRoj)

Because you love us.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:37 PM (tHwdc)

228 217. Hardly. I'm guessing y'all never met jewbillies, have ya? Trust me - Teh Horde are tame in comparison to my family.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 10:38 PM (TwwWO)

229 Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 26, 2017 10:36 PM (ILitO)

Crap. That'll be the headline tomorrow night from the MSM.

Posted by: CDR M at May 26, 2017 10:38 PM (9I51B)

230 As He is a member of the Ruling Party, the party with the SOLE, EXCLUSIVE RIGHT to rule the United States as it and it alone sees fit, He will not be investigated by ANYBODY. In fact, YOU and anyone who reports this story should be harshly punished for INSOLENCE!!! The 44th President and God are interchangeable terms.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at May 26, 2017 10:38 PM (/HEUe)

231 Heh....I need the Dutch courage in order to decide whether to cross that fine line between confessing and bragging....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 10:34 PM (TwwWO)

The humblebrag?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:38 PM (tHwdc)

232 illegals rate higher than a female.

muslims rate higher than illegals.

guessing the top of the heap is a black transgender muslim.

Posted by: shibumi at May 26, 2017 10:38 PM (y1OfG)

233 Can we go just one day here without talking about, at length, genitals and body fluids?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 26, 2017 10:24 PM (J0tQ5)


Who the hell are you and what'd you do with Sooth?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 10:38 PM (Y9+RI)

234 #It's Probably Already Been Said Dept.

How am I ever going to cut back to only twenty-one times a month?

Posted by: mindful webworker - alewding at May 26, 2017 10:39 PM (hGZJP)

235 A: Haydn


[slaps knee]

Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2017 10:35 PM (GsA

,.........

I don't have the slightest clue what that joke was even about and the answer is even more of a mystery but I laughed.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 10:39 PM (OOXlj)

236 220 >> Freelance Gynecologist?

Every Moron should be. It's a wonderful thing. Learn it inside out. Know it like the back of your hand.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2017 10:36 PM (8O3HH)

There is no purer physical pleasure than body-slamming al-Guardian journalist-whores.

Instead of plumbing the depths of people's genitalia, elevate your biceps and traps for some good ol' body-slamming.

Posted by: Bane Gianforte at May 26, 2017 10:39 PM (E/ibL)

237 Every Moron should be. It's a wonderful thing. Learn it inside out. Know it like the back of your hand.
Posted by: publius
-------------

This freckle looks suspicious.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2017 10:39 PM (OdK9v)

238 227 Why do I even bother.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 10:35 PM (0mRoj)

Because you love us.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:37 PM (tHwdc)

True, I just can't quit the Horde. But I was speaking more generally. I'm tired of this shitty state of being.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 10:39 PM (0mRoj)

239 people here are really questioning the existence of squirters?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 10:36 PM (PUmDY)

=========

More like exactly what they are squirting.

Posted by: GOULD at May 26, 2017 10:39 PM (Hj4t4)

240 "If this is true, I'd guess it's a left-winger going way too far to perform a hoax. It's only a matter of time until they resort to this type of behavior."

No - lots of crazy people on public transport in Portland (there aren't any fare gates on light rail) and this was at a stop known for having crazy people.

You can expect that the media will explain that Trump, the Republican Party, and you and me are all responsible for this murder.

You will hear this over and over and over,

Posted by: Punch Nazi Reporters at May 26, 2017 10:39 PM (xnAyb)

241 If she's screaming you've done it right regardless of the ahem fluid outcome.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 10:21 PM


Between screaming and passing out, the former is way less scary.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2017 10:39 PM (DMUuz)

242 It just occurred to me: A woman who ejaculates cannot fake an orgasm.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller


But what if a Japanese sexbot had an ejaculation feature? Surely that would count as faking it, since it really isn't experiencing anything.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 26, 2017 10:39 PM (vRcUp)

243 Crap. That'll be the headline tomorrow night from the MSM.

This is the "backlash" we have been waiting for!

Posted by: The MFM at May 26, 2017 10:39 PM (Tyii7)

244 How is a '72 Honda like a gerbil?

They are both tough to get out of Gere!

Posted by: The Gimp! at May 26, 2017 10:40 PM (oEbW3)

245 I'm guessing y'all never met jewbillies, have ya?
--

I didn't even know there was such a thing as jewbillies.

/but then again, I live in "Michigan" and I've been told I'm a "yankee" so obviously I'm "sheltered"

Posted by: shibumi at May 26, 2017 10:40 PM (y1OfG)

246 218
"I still think that bagpipes sound like a live goose having his butt
feathers plucked. This is one Gaelic tradition that could be put to rest
and not too many people would complain."

In general yes but for certain songs they are the instrument of choice.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gosw3PodEwA

Amazing Grace.
Posted by: X-ray at May 26, 2017 10:35 PM (A9yHf)

--A classic:


https://youtu.be/pqbKKwtkDEE

Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2017 10:40 PM (GsAUU)

247 Hey everybody.

Okay, let's give this a try...

http://tinyurl.com/y7qqx6m8

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2017 10:40 PM (eMKNe)

248 Okay, eleven. I liked your answer.

If I ask you a question, will you give me an honest answer even if it might hurt my feelings? I had an had experience with someone tecently that caused me to learn something about myself that I didn't like. So, will you tell me honesty if my reaction to this bad episode was reasonable or not?
Posted by: L, Elle


Elle...you've certainly got my attention.

Some adult beverages are involved at this point. But I'm willing.

Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2017 10:40 PM (qUNWi)

249 242 It just occurred to me: A woman who ejaculates cannot fake an orgasm.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller

But what if a Japanese sexbot had an ejaculation feature? Surely that would count as faking it, since it really isn't experiencing anything.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 26, 2017 10:39 PM (vRcUp)

A refreshing post-coital spritz.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 10:40 PM (0mRoj)

250 "Try Universal Combat (http://3000ad.com/games/universal-combat/) or even
All Aspect Warfare (http://3000ad.com/games/all-aspect-warfare/). (I
Beta-tested the latter.) I've logged many hours on these two."

Good AI or "We'll let the computer player cheat like a sunofabiotch"?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 26, 2017 10:40 PM (w+Jhj)

251 Hardly. I'm guessing y'all never met jewbillies, have ya? Trust me - Teh Horde are tame in comparison to my family.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants

Jewbillies? Are they people who buy liquor in old milk jugs but won't pay retail for it?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2017 10:40 PM (fHnbd)

252 You want Clanadonia you get Caldonia.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZYCZ9XY6_o


Posted by: gNewt at May 26, 2017 10:41 PM (kUpEx)

253 The only bodily fluids I want to see oozing from an orifice are those from the mouths of journalist-whores after I body-slam them.

Posted by: Bane Gianforte at May 26, 2017 10:41 PM (E/ibL)

254 17 RICO RICO RICO
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 26, 2017 09:53 PM (89T5c)



Suave.

Posted by: Gerardo at May 26, 2017 10:41 PM (1JnAL)

255 awwww fuck! the bear is loose. again!

never mind, there's a yetti right on his ass. we're good.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 10:41 PM (KP5rU)

256 qdp - I love that album

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 10:42 PM (IYHxL)

257 Hi Mike.

So you think WW is the most liberal college in America? Or is this off some list?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 26, 2017 10:42 PM (w+Jhj)

258 A: Haydn

[slaps knee]

Posted by: logprof


Ugh. You deserve a good Haydn for that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 26, 2017 10:42 PM (vRcUp)

259 Palpatine by way of Miley: ...Reflects on the utter depravity of Teh Horde.

UH oh! What am I missing? I always miss the good stuff. And, do I want to go back and find out? Or will I then be late to fresh depravity?

Decisions, decisions...

Posted by: mindful webworker - magnetic Moron at May 26, 2017 10:42 PM (hGZJP)

260 >>>Every Moron should be. It's a wonderful thing. Learn it inside out. Know it like the back of your hand.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2017 10:36 PM (8O3HH)
<<<




Should have said "know it like the palm of your hand."



Morons know those waaaay better.

Posted by: the ghosts that watch you fap at May 26, 2017 10:42 PM (NBiK1)

261 "True, I just can't quit the Horde. But I was speaking more generally. I'm tired of this shitty state of being."
-Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 10:39 PM (0mRoj)

home made gravy 71 at the hooya, Brother.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 10:42 PM (6gk0M)

262 True, I just can't quit the Horde. But I was speaking more generally. I'm tired of this shitty state of being.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 10:39 PM (0mRoj)

I'm telling you, you need to make an adventure.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:42 PM (tHwdc)

263 So, will you tell me honesty if my reaction to this bad episode was reasonable or not?
Posted by: L, Elle
...........

pics??

Posted by: Origional Jake at May 26, 2017 10:42 PM (f6p+F)

264 If I ask you a question, will you give me an honest answer even if it might hurt my feelings? I had an had experience with someone tecently that caused me to learn something about myself that I didn't like. So, will you tell me honesty if my reaction to this bad episode was reasonable or not?
Posted by: L, Elle at May




yes that bra makes your boobs look big.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 10:42 PM (cPsPa)

265 79 Hmmm. Picking the cotton. Is that another euphemism? Did Monica pick Bill's cotton, too?

Toppin' cotton means very angry, actually, a common expression down here. Or used to be.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2017 10:07 PM (8O3HH)


"Touchin' cotton" means you got about 2 seconds to drop trou and sit on the crapper.

Posted by: Gerardo at May 26, 2017 10:42 PM (1JnAL)

266 There is no purer physical pleasure than body-slamming al-Guardian journalist-whores.

Instead of plumbing the depths of people's genitalia, elevate your biceps and traps for some good ol' body-slamming.
Posted by: Bane Gianforte

Why do you think I lift bro? Also, don't underestimate the importance of triceps and delts for body slamming.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2017 10:43 PM (fHnbd)

267 251. Heh.....and we'll tell that mamzer sumbitch next street over he should get cholera, that's all.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 10:43 PM (TwwWO)

268 Ugh. You deserve a good Haydn for that.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 26, 2017 10:42 PM


On the Bach, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 26, 2017 10:44 PM (DMUuz)

269 Two people have now died in Portland - the media will explain that they were stabbed by a hard-core Trump supporter and typical Republican.

Posted by: Punch Nazi Reporters at May 26, 2017 10:44 PM (xnAyb)

270 You want Clanadonia you get Caldonia.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZYCZ9XY6_o

Try this Caladonia Mission:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyVSy9DYq9Y

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at May 26, 2017 10:44 PM (T71PA)

271 "Haydn"... It's properly pronounced like "hidin'"! (Some read it as "hay-din".)

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 26, 2017 10:44 PM (e9G8E)

272 "But what if a Japanese sexbot had an ejaculation
feature? Surely that would count as faking it, since it really isn't
experiencing anything.



Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear"

A slight modification of their toilet technology is all it would take.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 26, 2017 10:44 PM (w+Jhj)

273 Hi Mike.

So you think WW is the most liberal college in America? Or is this off some list?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
-----------

My opinion...but let's see what the net thinks, brb.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2017 10:44 PM (OdK9v)

274 logprof : Haydn

I chuckled.

I need more Haydn in my music collection. I'll put it on my Chopin Listz

Posted by: mindful webworker - classically Moron at May 26, 2017 10:45 PM (hGZJP)

275 UH oh! What am I missing? I always miss the good
stuff. And, do I want to go back and find out? Or will I then be late to
fresh depravity?



Decisions, decisions...

Posted by: mindful webworker - magnetic Moron at May 26, 2017 10:42 PM (hGZJP)

Quandary, thy name is mindful webworker.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:45 PM (tHwdc)

276 Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 10:39 PM (0mRoj)

I'm telling you, you need to make an adventure.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:42 PM (tHwdc)


Miley and Insomniac's Most Excellent Adventure.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 10:45 PM (Y9+RI)

277 262 True, I just can't quit the Horde. But I was speaking more generally. I'm tired of this shitty state of being.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 10:39 PM (0mRoj)

I'm telling you, you need to make an adventure.


,.............

Seconded. Come to Vegas this summer. If nothing else you can watch the shitshow that is me when I go there and your life will look golden

Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 10:45 PM (OOXlj)

278

Got a small request.

Perhaps at some point in the weekend's festivities everyone could pause for just a moment and give thanks to those who made this Memorial Day?

We owe them SO much.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 26, 2017 10:46 PM (S/hVx)

279 What I tell journalist-whores before every press conference:

"I must break you!"

Posted by: Bane Gianforte at May 26, 2017 10:46 PM (E/ibL)

280 A'll be Bach

Posted by: Arnold at May 26, 2017 10:46 PM (T71PA)

281 If I ask you a question, will you give me an honest answer even if it might hurt my feelings? I had an had experience with someone tecently that caused me to learn something about myself that I didn't like. So, will you tell me honesty if my reaction to this bad episode was reasonable or not?
Posted by: L, Elle at May
******************************


Don't believe anything those girlie men you hang around say.

Posted by: gNewt at May 26, 2017 10:46 PM (kUpEx)

282 276 Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 10:39 PM (0mRoj)

I'm telling you, you need to make an adventure.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:42 PM (tHwdc)

Miley and Insomniac's Most Excellent Adventure.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 10:45 PM (Y9+RI)

Strange things will be afoot at the Circle K.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 10:46 PM (0mRoj)

283 Why do you think I lift bro? Also, don't underestimate the importance of triceps and delts for body slamming.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2017 10:43 PM (fHnbd)

This is good body-slamming advice.

Posted by: Bane Gianforte at May 26, 2017 10:47 PM (E/ibL)

284 Miley and Insomniac's Most Excellent Adventure.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 10:45 PM (Y9+RI)

ROADTRIP!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:47 PM (tHwdc)

285 Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 10:45 PM (OOXlj)

Heh I was just in Vegas and boy oh boy......

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 10:47 PM (IYHxL)

286 Good for me Jewells?
Not sure what that's about. Drumming?

Look, I'm very fortunate getting to make music with Gary and Steve.
Part of the reason is maybe, maybe,,, I have a bit of talent for coming up with drum/percussion parts that don't override the song for lack of a better way to put it. And can add a little texture by blowing simple changes on a harp while playing.
But go all Uzi all over a set?
Not even in my dreams.

I am looking forward to when get get enough $ together after a few more gigs to get that Midas board Gary is looking at.
We'll be able to record straight from the board and maybe combine it with standing mics.
Combine it with some video and who knows. Maybe come up with something for the pet thread.

Posted by: teej at May 26, 2017 10:47 PM (qREJU)

287 Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 26, 2017 10:22 PM (TPROn)

Yea you! Life is good. Enjoy.

Posted by: gracepc at May 26, 2017 10:47 PM (OU4q6)

288 Miley and Insomniac's Most Excellent Adventure.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 10:45 PM

Miley S. Preston, esq. and Insomniac Theodore Logan are...

Wyld Hordions!

*air guitar*

Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at May 26, 2017 10:47 PM (q1+kD)

289 Robt. - Princeton Review: ".. the Asheville liberal arts campus as the second most “LGBTQ-Friendly” with the sixth “Most Liberal Students” in the country. "


Okay, now I have to go find #1

brb

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2017 10:47 PM (OdK9v)

290 281 If I ask you a question, will you give me an honest answer even if it might hurt my feelings? I had an had experience with someone tecently that caused me to learn something about myself that I didn't like. So, will you tell me honesty if my reaction to this bad episode was reasonable or not?
Posted by: L, Elle at May

The urge to body-slam people who vex you is natural and normal.

Posted by: Bane Gianforte at May 26, 2017 10:47 PM (E/ibL)

291 Very true IG

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 10:48 PM (IYHxL)

292 Miley and Insomniac's Most Excellent Adventure.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor



I'll buy THAT for a dollar!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 10:48 PM (S6Pax)

293 Got a small request.

Perhaps at some point in the weekend's festivities everyone could pause for just a moment and give thanks to those who made this Memorial Day?

We owe them SO much.
Posted by: irongrampa

Amen

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2017 10:48 PM (fHnbd)

294 203 Well, it is the infamous Memorial Day weekend at the AoSHQ
Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 26, 2017 10:32 PM (kufk0)


Or as Ace calls it, "The Day Too Late To Get My Zantac Script Filled"

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 26, 2017 10:48 PM (1JnAL)

295 "Got a small request.

Perhaps at some point in the weekend's festivities everyone could pause for just a moment and give thanks to those who made this Memorial Day?

We owe them SO much.
"
-Posted by: irongrampa at May 26, 2017 10:46 PM (S/hVx)

*AMEN!*

Talk about putting a temper on my birthday, I was reminded of that every May 30th until this Three-Day-Weekend stuff.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 10:48 PM (6gk0M)

296 Got a small request.

Perhaps at some point
in the weekend's festivities everyone could pause for just a moment and
give thanks to those who made this Memorial Day?

We owe them SO much.


Posted by: irongrampa at May 26, 2017 10:46 PM (S/hVx)

Absolutely, irongrampa! And prayers for their souls and those who will follow them.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:48 PM (tHwdc)

297 Miley and Insomniac's Most Excellent Adventure.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 10:45 PM (Y9+RI)

Strange things will be afoot at the Circle K.
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May




yeah it is a coin toss on who gets tied to the log and whipped.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 10:48 PM (cPsPa)

298 232 illegals rate higher than a female.

muslims rate higher than illegals.

guessing the top of the heap is a black transgender muslim.
Posted by: shibumi at May 26, 2017 10:38 PM (y1OfG)

--Steve Sailer calls them something like Diversity Pokemon Points.

Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2017 10:48 PM (GsAUU)

299 A: Haydn


[slaps knee]

Posted by: logprof


What do TV cooks use to saute?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 26, 2017 10:49 PM (udajc)

300 Got a small request.

Perhaps at some point in the weekend's festivities everyone could pause for just a moment and give thanks to those who made this Memorial Day?

We owe them SO much.
Posted by: irongrampa

can do

Posted by: Origional Jake at May 26, 2017 10:49 PM (f6p+F)

301 I'm not going to go hurl myself off a bridge or anything. Stuff just boils over at times. Today for some reason just feels worse than usual.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj)

302 Perhaps at some point in the weekend's festivities everyone could pause
for just a moment and give thanks to those who made this Memorial Day?


Absolutely. 'Tis a solemn day for reflection and profound gratitude.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 26, 2017 10:50 PM (Tyii7)

303 I liked the "drunken interstate crime spree" idea for Miley and Insomniac...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 26, 2017 10:50 PM (e9G8E)

304 "You deserve a good Haydn for that."

Give him the Bach of your hand. Or worse.

::: sings :::

"I've got a little Liszt, I've got a little Liszt..."

Posted by: torquewrench at May 26, 2017 10:51 PM (ujwCG)

305 But what if a Japanese sexbot had an ejaculation feature? Surely that would count as faking it, since it really isn't experiencing anything.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 26, 2017 10:39 PM (vRcUp)


Why would anyone care if the sexbot got off?

You buy a sexbot to nut, not to pleasure it.

Or so I have heard.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 26, 2017 10:51 PM (1JnAL)

306 not even remotely close to FIRST!!!!
yo

Posted by: navycopjoe (new and improved!!) at May 26, 2017 10:51 PM (RgmpP)

307 303. Yep. I mean - who among us hasn't had at least a few road-trips like that?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 10:51 PM (TwwWO)

308 A woman who makes your junk look like a frosted cruller can not be faking.

I'm not saying of course....I'm just sayin.
Posted by: eleven


My junk looks like a French cruller.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at May 26, 2017 10:51 PM (vRcUp)

309 "Robt. - Princeton Review: ".. the Asheville liberal
arts campus as the second most "LGBTQ-Friendly" with the sixth "Most
Liberal Students" in the country. "





Okay, now I have to go find #1



brb

Posted by: Mike Hammer,"

I'd say that's close enough to #1 for government work.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 26, 2017 10:51 PM (w+Jhj)

310 274 logprof : Haydn

I chuckled.

I need more Haydn in my music collection. I'll put it on my Chopin Listz
Posted by: mindful webworker - classically Moron at May 26, 2017 10:45 PM (hGZJP)

--Keep a Handel on your budget.

Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2017 10:52 PM (GsAUU)

311
Has anyone seen Alien Covenant? Is it worth $8 and 2 hrs of your life?

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 09:51 PM (Rsi2C)


---

I've seen a number of reviews- they all say no.

regarding the Alamo Drafthouse women's only screening of Wonder Woman. I frequent a entertainment/movie site that is crawling with dims, they all think it is great and men should just shut up and go away. Of course they would scream bloody murder if you had a straight, white male only showing of a movie.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 26, 2017 10:52 PM (v3DL/)

312 281 If I ask you a question, will you give me an honest answer even if it might hurt my feelings? I had an had experience with someone tecently that caused me to learn something about myself that I didn't like. So, will you tell me honesty if my reaction to this bad episode was reasonable or not?
Posted by: L, Elle at May
******************************

I know you werent talking to me but if you want brutal honesty, I'm pretty good at it.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 10:52 PM (0mRoj)

313 you got it irongrampa. my dad was navy, wwII. grandfathers both in wwI. i'm old, but, i don't forget.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 10:52 PM (KP5rU)

314 You bet, Irongrampa. Our little corner of the world does it right and proper, tiny though we are.

It is my people's turn for the main decorating of the little Yankee boy's grave this year. Of course everyone tends to him, but we will do the gist of it.

There will be a nice ceremony for all the fallen on Monday. Of course a big cookout after, but always a lovely ceremony first.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 10:52 PM (Y9+RI)

315 I was just Googling, trying to get the magic combination of terms to get what I was looking for, but couldn't find. But this is what I think I remember:

Unfortunately, not all women have the complete package of tissue. The "G-spot" and related tissues just don't develop fully in all women. I remember they cautioned in one of these studies that their sample size wasn't large enough to predict anything about the general population, but only about 60%+ had it.

All you can say is some women have it, and some don't. In those women who have the full "option package" one might say, there appears to be three independent orgasmic pathways to the brain. The clitoris is the main one, and all women have this. But the "g-spot" is another one, and there was a third area that for the life of me, I can't remember.

Anway, if a woman doesn't have the full option package, she won't be able to do this trick under discussion.

We men only have one such orgasmic pathway, right from the glans. But that's all we need. Ours is very high bandwidth.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2017 10:52 PM (8O3HH)

316 Going to meet my Dad and my Uncle to go decorate graves on Sunday. Should be a good trip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 10:52 PM (JNqRY)

317 I liked the "drunken interstate crime spree" idea for Miley and Insomniac...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May



yeah but it is not so exciting when you read the police reports. mostly flashing, public fornication and a little shoplifting.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 10:53 PM (cPsPa)

318 We owe them SO much.
Posted by: irongrampa

Amen
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable

Monday I visit my parents and my grandparents. They rest together on a far green field.
My grandfather was a veteran of the Great War. A man that I never knew, who died 20 years before I was born.

My father was a veteran of WWII. Hard to believe he's been gone 40 years now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBPSr4TsQkI

Lest we forget....

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 10:53 PM (S6Pax)

319 yeah it is a coin toss on who gets tied to the log and whipped.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 10:48 PM (cPsPa)

Does someone need to get whipped?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:53 PM (tHwdc)

320 Tammy al-Thor: Miley and Insomniac's Most Excellent Adventure.

This is the one where they're visited by an Ewok in a time machine, right?

Posted by: mindful webworker - meme Moron at May 26, 2017 10:53 PM (hGZJP)

321 Okay, now I have to go find #1

brb
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
------------

Maybe:

Marlboro

Bennington

Bard

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2017 10:53 PM (OdK9v)

322 If I ask you a question, will you give me an honest answer even if it might hurt my feelings? I had an had experience with someone tecently that caused me to learn something about myself that I didn't like. So, will you tell me honesty if my reaction to this bad episode was reasonable or not?
Posted by: L, Elle at May




that is a stupid question.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 10:54 PM (cPsPa)

323 307 303. Yep. I mean - who among us hasn't had at least a few road-trips like that?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 10:51 PM (TwwWO)

*raises hand*

Hence the recommendation for adventure. I don't think I'd know what to do with myself.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 10:54 PM (0mRoj)

324 A woman who makes your junk look like a frosted cruller can not be faking.

I'm not saying of course....I'm just sayin.
Posted by: eleven


Well, she can't be faking her arousal, but she could still fake the orgasm.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 10:54 PM (Y9+RI)

325 And how come you can post those fancy quote marks without a server error like I get when I try to quote your post?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 26, 2017 10:54 PM (w+Jhj)

326 Once upon a time I owned a Honda Accord hatcback with a decent stereo system and I would play pipe bands on it really loud

I really liked the Wicked Tinkers in traffic.

https://youtu.be/LjmPBiu07o8

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2017 10:54 PM (mkDpn)

327 Does someone need to get whipped?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May




well why do you think the audience is there?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 10:54 PM (cPsPa)

328 317. Yeah, but they get points for pulling that hat-trick in a church, ya gotta admit.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 10:54 PM (TwwWO)

329 Today for some reason just feels worse than usual.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj)

Yeah, I had a spell like that last night. I wish you weren't so far away. We could go shooting. That always improves my mood.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:54 PM (tHwdc)

330 Posted by: mindful webworker - meme Moron at May 26, 2017 10:53 PM (hGZJP)

Of course!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 10:54 PM (Y9+RI)

331 so is it wrong to want to see the new Wonder Woman flick just to have dirty dirty thoughts about Gal Gadot?

Posted by: navycopjoe (new and improved!!) at May 26, 2017 10:55 PM (RgmpP)

332 hello friends....I am just now waking up....which is never a good thing.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 10:55 PM (smD62)

333 I have Ft. Bliss Cemetery in my backyard.

It is bustling on Memorial Day. Lots of families and ceremonies.

Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2017 10:55 PM (GsAUU)

334 180 I still think that bagpipes sound like a live goose having his butt feathers plucked. This is one Gaelic tradition that could be put to rest and not too many people would complain.
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 26, 2017 10:28 PM

I like them. The bagpipes in the video were mellow compared to uilean pipes, which sound like a big fellow squeezing a New Guinea singing dog to dislodge the pig in its throat that swallowed a swan. I also liked the bare-Chested men banging on the drums. There should be more videos of bagpipe-pumping, drumming, be-kilted bare-chested men in the streets on the ONT.

And I'm not even drunk, just tired. Got to go to bed before my brain starts eating itself (latest scientific discovery I read online today).

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 26, 2017 10:55 PM (G8B7r)

335 I need more Haydn in my music collection. I'll put it on my Chopin Listz

,..........

Les Paul and more Stradivarius....

Posted by: Molly k. at May 26, 2017 10:55 PM (OOXlj)

336 I'meant very disappointed in the lack of visible bosom on the Russian news lady. Other than that, thanks for the ONT, Commander.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at May 26, 2017 10:55 PM (hP3d7)

337 There I was, there I was , in the Congo !

Posted by: Origional Jake at May 26, 2017 10:55 PM (f6p+F)

338 Yeah, I had a spell like that last night. I wish you weren't so far away. We could go shooting. That always improves my mood.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 10:54 PM (tHwdc)

Shooting's always good for the soul.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 10:55 PM (0mRoj)

339 What do TV cooks use to saute?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 26, 2017 10:49 PM (udajc)

I give. What Do TV cooks use to salute?

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at May 26, 2017 10:56 PM (T71PA)

340 not even remotely close to FIRST!!!!
yo
Posted by: navycopjoe (new and improved!!)

Haven't seen you around in a while. Whats' up?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2017 10:56 PM (fHnbd)

341 woman who makes your junk look like a frosted cruller can not be faking.

I'm not saying of course....I'm just sayin.
Posted by: eleven

Well, she can't be faking her arousal, but she could still fake the orgasm.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May




well the frosted part fine, but what the hell did she do to turn it into a cruller? your knowledge of doughnuts is questionable.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 10:56 PM (cPsPa)

342 If I ask you a question, will you give me an honest answer even if it might hurt my feelings? I had an had experience with someone tecently that caused me to learn something about myself that I didn't like. So, will you tell me honesty if my reaction to this bad episode was reasonable or not?
Posted by: L, Elle at May
--

You know, it's OK to have parts of ourselves that we don't like. We're not perfect.

As for being unreasonable, I think we're all allowed to be unreasonable on occasion.

It's when you're batsh*t crazy on a daily basis that it becomes an issue.

Posted by: shibumi at May 26, 2017 10:56 PM (y1OfG)

343 Since WA state judges rule by their feelz, I'm sure they'd uphold this.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 26, 2017 10:56 PM (M/Wbj)

344 "Does someone need to get whipped?


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess"

Tie that scurvy dog to the yardarm!

Hey, ow! You're hurting my wrist! This isn't funny anymore you guys!


Points to the first one who can tell me what that's from. No cheating!

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 26, 2017 10:57 PM (w+Jhj)

345 Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj)


I'm sorry, dear heart. I wish you could see yourself the way we see you.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 10:57 PM (Y9+RI)

346 Ours is very high bandwidth.

Yeah... I know.

Posted by: a blue dress at May 26, 2017 10:57 PM (6FqZa)

347 333 I have Ft. Bliss Cemetery in my backyard.

It is bustling on Memorial Day. Lots of families and ceremonies.
Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2017 10:55 PM (GsAUU)

My grandfather, My Grandmother and my Great Uncle are all buried there. Beautiful. I hate that I can never go down there on Memorial day, but at least we know the graves are well tended.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 10:57 PM (JNqRY)

348 Navycopjoe,
You still driving in paradise?

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 26, 2017 10:57 PM (kufk0)

349 332 I am just now waking up....which is never a good thing

I like the thought that as long as I can wake up my wife and kid cant get the insurance money

Posted by: navycopjoe (new and improved!!) at May 26, 2017 10:57 PM (RgmpP)

350 332 hello friends....I am just now waking up....which is never a good thing.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 10:55 PM

Good Morning! XD

Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at May 26, 2017 10:58 PM (q1+kD)

351 There I was, there I was , in the Congo !
Posted by: Origional Jake at May




you going to finish that?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 10:58 PM (cPsPa)

352 Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 10:56 PM (cPsPa)

I don't even know what a cruller is and I sure as hell am not binging anything here this weekend.

I see no one has peed in the pool yet or anything.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 10:58 PM (Y9+RI)

353 331 Wrong? It's practically a requirement!

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 26, 2017 10:59 PM (TPROn)

354 I don't even know what a cruller is and I sure as hell am not binging anything here this weekend.


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

It's safe. A cruller is a kind of donut.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 10:59 PM (S6Pax)

355 But what if a Japanese sexbot had an ejaculation feature? Surely that would count as faking it, since it really isn't experiencing anything.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 26, 2017 10:39 PM (vRcUp)


Your insulting millions of Japanese robot waifus...

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 26, 2017 10:59 PM (vBeA5)

356 You can expect that the media will explain that Trump, the Republican Party, and you and me are all responsible for this murder.


The MSM will do this because its totally believable that Portland Oregon is a hotbed of Conservative thought.

Smart set the MSM are.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 26, 2017 11:00 PM (pY+s4)

357 340, 348 same old same old but working towards full blown retirement
yeppers, still driving but cut down the hours on the road by at least half
nck is now a senior in high school!!!
ive been here that damn long

Posted by: navycopjoe (new and improved!!) at May 26, 2017 11:00 PM (RgmpP)

358 Got a small request.

Perhaps at some point in the weekend's festivities everyone could pause for just a moment and give thanks to those who made this Memorial Day?

We owe them SO much.
Posted by: irongrampa
----------------

Every Memorial Day, I put up the large flag at Ft. Hammer, and head to the Veterans Memorial Cemetery for the observation. There's always a lot of pollen in the air, this time of the year.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2017 11:00 PM (OdK9v)

359 331 so is it wrong to want to see the new Wonder Woman flick just to have dirty dirty thoughts about Gal Gadot?
Posted by: navycopjoe (new and improved!!) at May 26, 2017 10:55 PM (RgmpP)

Can the offspring of a deity be body-slammed? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Bane Gianforte at May 26, 2017 11:00 PM (E/ibL)

360 Fist-bump, Insomniac.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 26, 2017 11:00 PM (MZcWR)

361 You want Clanadonia you get Caldonia.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZYCZ9XY6_o

Try this Caladonia Mission:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyVSy9DYq9Y
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at May 26, 2017 10:44 PM (T71PA)


Alternatively...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8jOhqOsouM

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 26, 2017 11:01 PM (vBeA5)

362 I hate that I can never go down there on Memorial day, but at least we know the graves are well tended.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 10:57 PM (JNqRY)

--Yes, it is almost spotless.

I'll probably spend my Memorial Day only 1) recovering from hangover 2)visiting Ft. Bliss Cemetery, and 3) watching Pittsburgh-Smashville

Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2017 11:01 PM (GsAUU)

363 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at May 26, 2017 11:01 PM (+GtGJ)

364 I don't even know what a cruller is and I sure as hell am not binging anything here this weekend.

I see no one has peed in the pool yet or anything.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May




no, no, cruller is just a type of doughnut, it is a round crinkly doughnut. google it, I assure you it is safe and you will understand my wonder at how a penis is turned into a cruller.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:01 PM (cPsPa)

365 yeah but it is not so exciting when you read the
police reports. mostly flashing, public fornication and a little
shoplifting.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 10:53 PM (cPsPa)

Most cops aren't very good writers.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:01 PM (tHwdc)

366 Wow! I just saw the photos of Melania in Sicily today. She looked absolutely stunning.

Posted by: Tuna at May 26, 2017 11:01 PM (jm1YL)

367 you going to finish that?
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 10:58 PM (cPsPa)

nope stole it from an old Bud Light commercial

Posted by: Origional Jake at May 26, 2017 11:01 PM (f6p+F)

368 I think I scared Elle away. Such is life.

Elle...?

Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2017 11:01 PM (qUNWi)

369 Ah, my burger's here.

L8r y'all. Have a weekend.

What iron grampa said.

Posted by: mindful webworker - missing Moron at May 26, 2017 11:01 PM (hGZJP)

370 Is nck graduating this year or next? She still tearing up the guitar?

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 26, 2017 11:01 PM (kufk0)

371 Doughnut, huh? I don't know whether to be relieved or disappointed!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 11:02 PM (Y9+RI)

372 But what if a Japanese sexbot had an ejaculation feature? Surely that would count as faking it, since it really isn't experiencing anything.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May




save yourself lots of dough and by one of those baby burps dolls.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:02 PM (cPsPa)

373 Hello all!

Good for you Alex.....you truly deserve a nice young lady.

OMG......dont know what to do with young ones these days. Son graduated from college last year and landed a 42k per year sales job. Have let him live at home to save up and establish credit because the rental market is so harsh here. Watched Mr. WDS and I work in sales for years. Has now decided it is not his passion, won't work the hours to be successful and wants to quit to be a lacrosse coach. WTF!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 26, 2017 11:02 PM (mMeIQ)

374 Sorry for the crude comments, I denounce myself.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 26, 2017 11:03 PM (PUmDY)

375 so?

we going to outdoo that famous old Memorial day post from some years back?

Posted by: Origional Jake at May 26, 2017 11:03 PM (f6p+F)

376 Tuna...link?

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 26, 2017 11:03 PM (kufk0)

377 nope stole it from an old Bud Light commercial
Posted by: Origional Jake at May




"you going to finish that" is from the same commercial. what the hell.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:03 PM (cPsPa)

378 *raises hand*



Hence the recommendation for adventure. I don't think I'd know what to do with myself.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 10:54 PM (0mRoj)

The future is uncertain, Insomniac, but if the time and circumstances permit, it would be my fondest wish to pile you into the Mustang and do something crazy.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:04 PM (tHwdc)

379 President Michel Temer of Brazil, who replaced Dilma Roussef after she was impeached for corruption, is found to be taking bribes. Riots ensue.

Some are saying the riots are orchestrated by the Unions who object to Temer's reforms.

Any how, the mostly peaceful protesters only damaged 8 ministries in Brasilia and were dispersed with riot agents.

(and although Mercopress has gotten calmer since they started requiring registration, it still is worth reading the comment section)

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yadoaa7l

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2017 11:04 PM (mkDpn)

380 According to Urban Dictionary, a cruller is a type of sex act normally reserved for naught ginger hillbilly wimmins.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 26, 2017 11:04 PM (TPROn)

381 English subtitles for Russian anchorwoman with dog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWQM8CUzTcg

Posted by: Not Walter Cronkite at May 26, 2017 11:04 PM (wNxxH)

382 370 next
of course she's shredding but stopped lessons a while ago
she uses the guitar to relax
still a little soccer beast too

Posted by: navycopjoe (new and improved!!) at May 26, 2017 11:04 PM (RgmpP)

383 >I see no one has peed in the pool yet or anything<


Yet.



Posted by: irongrampa at May 26, 2017 11:05 PM (S/hVx)

384 Wow! I just saw the photos of Melania in Sicily today. She looked absolutely stunning.
Posted by: Tuna

After the last 8 years of the First Wookie, is anybody else proud that our President is hitting that?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2017 11:05 PM (fHnbd)

385 And of course, since it takes me so long to one finger type stuff, I forgot to write what is probably the main reason I get to play music with those two.
We all three trust each other like brothers.

Posted by: teej at May 26, 2017 11:05 PM (qREJU)

386 is from the same commercial. what the hell.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:03 PM (cPsPa)


my senility is really getting to me

don't remember that


one more

(in gray)
day ware,
evening ware...


in regards to square all beef burgers

Posted by: Origional Jake at May 26, 2017 11:05 PM (f6p+F)

387 hammer, that's great. and, yeah, the pollen sucks this time of year. so many gave all. and, now, so many don't know, and don't give a shit. just another day for them. thanks lefties, even the commies honor everyday heroes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 11:05 PM (KP5rU)

388 hello friends....I am just now waking up....which is never a good thing.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 10:55 PM (smD62)

Yeah Pink, I've noticed you're often waking up at 11, what's that all about?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:06 PM (tHwdc)

389 The future is uncertain, Insomniac, but if the time and circumstances permit, it would be my fondest wish to pile you into the Mustang and do something crazy.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May



yeah like drive your asses to VEGAS for the meetup.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:06 PM (cPsPa)

390 "Tuna...link?"

Just hit the Daily Mail. They've got all the photos. That D&G flower embellished jacket she wore today is beautiful. Not many women could carry it off.

Posted by: Tuna at May 26, 2017 11:06 PM (jm1YL)

391 383 >I see no one has peed in the pool yet or anything

Yet.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 26, 2017 11:05 PM (S/hVx)

Body-slamming at least 10 journalists into a pool after I peed in it is on my bucket-list.

Posted by: Bane Gianforte at May 26, 2017 11:06 PM (E/ibL)

392 "According to Urban Dictionary, a cruller is a type of sex act normally reserved for naught ginger hillbilly wimmins."

Well all duck sex is like a cruller.

Posted by: Daffy at May 26, 2017 11:07 PM (A9yHf)

393 thathalfrican, yup, thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2017 11:07 PM (eMKNe)

394 'pile you into the Mustang and do something crazy'

*raises eyebrow*

Posted by: a blue dress at May 26, 2017 11:07 PM (6FqZa)

395 Posted by: Tuna at May 26, 2017 11:01 PM (jm1YL)

She looked gorgeous overall; I adored her dress, but the coat is reminiscent of Michele. I know it's Dolce & Gabana, but I just don't like it.

She wears it better, of course, but I'd have hated it on Michele and I hate it on Melania too!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 11:07 PM (Y9+RI)

396 @388

In short, I talk to the guy around 5-6-7...get upset and need a nap, and then...here I am...it's a vicious cycle.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:07 PM (smD62)

397 "Most cops aren't very good writers.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess"

You should read the story of "Sumdood", which was written by a cop. Hilarious.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 26, 2017 11:07 PM (w+Jhj)

398 306 not even remotely close to FIRST!!!!
yo
Posted by: navycopjoe (new and improved!!) at May 26, 2017 10:51 PM (RgmpP)


See kids, you never know who will show up on the Memorial Day weekend threads

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 26, 2017 11:07 PM (1JnAL)

399 lol sockfail

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2017 11:07 PM (6FqZa)

400 Does a cruller have a purty mouth?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2017 11:08 PM (8O3HH)

401 It's safe. A cruller is a kind of donut.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 10:59 PM (S6Pax)

A long, lumpy donut.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:08 PM (tHwdc)

402 365 yeah but it is not so exciting when you read the
police reports. mostly flashing, public fornication and a little
shoplifting.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 10:53 PM (cPsPa)

Most cops aren't very good writers.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:01 PM (tHwdc)

They're pretty adept at fiction.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 11:09 PM (0mRoj)

403 Origional Jake at May




huh, says in the congo in the commercial though I would have sworn it was jungle




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syQTCtvaaTs

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:09 PM (cPsPa)

404 Got a small request.

Perhaps at some point in the weekend's festivities everyone could pause for just a moment and give thanks to those who made this Memorial Day?

We owe them SO much.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 26, 2017 10:46 PM (S/hVx)



I'll post it over the weekend.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 11:09 PM (SRKgf)

405 Wow! A navycopjoe sighting!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 11:09 PM (6gk0M)

406 Yeah Pink, I've noticed you're often waking up at 11, what's that all about?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess


She's a workin' girl!

I mean, she was probably at work all day. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 11:09 PM (S6Pax)

407 395 have you noticed she always has that sultry look on her face too?
after the Mooch's snarl its just dirty
dirty dirty dirty

Posted by: navycopjoe (new and improved!!) at May 26, 2017 11:10 PM (RgmpP)

408 Great. I knew I could count on you, eleven.

So I met this guy on Craigslist bc I wanted to buy something from him. We exchanged a lot of emails and then texts and then phone calls trying to arrange a time that would work for both of us to meet up. This guy was very funny and engaging, but when I heard his voice for the first time, he sounded very rough, bordering on a little crazy. I ignored my reaction to his bad voice and went ahead with the meet up. I got there and his house was kinda dumpy and messy, a lot of junk in the front yard, a little scary maybe. So the thing I was buying was in his garage which was a freaking mess, but, hey, it's a garage. So his ad offered two things for the price of one, and I only really wanted the first thing. He had the first thing for me but couldn't find the second. He told me a couple of funny stories but he used a lot of profanity which bothered me a little. Not bc I don't swear, but only bc I don't when I'm meeting someone for the first time and really only do in a setting or with people that I'm very comfortable with (like here) who wouldnt be offended by curse words.

So, none of that really was a big deal. This was the big deal that made me upset: His garage had porn prominently displayed in it in photograph form. The guy knew I was coming over and let me see that. He could have gotten the stuff ready for me so he wouldn't have to take me to his garage and see that. So, instead of just ignoring it or addressing the problem in some way, I decided to make an issue and be a jerk about him not being able to find the second thing. The second thing that I didn't want at all.

So, I don't think of myself as a judgmental person and I'm not uptight or a prude. So why'd I take out my issue with his porn out on him and pretend it was bc he didn't have the other thing that I didn't want? I mean, I hang out here with a bunch of proud fappers and none of the conversation really offends me at all when it's dirty. And I like all you guys!

I shouldn't have been an ass about the second thing that I had no interest in. I know that was wrong. I just did it without thinking. So, did I over react or react unreasonably? Am I a snob or judgmental?

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:10 PM (Rsi2C)

409 Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 26, 2017 11:04 PM (TPROn)

I know you're a liar cuz Thor woulda educated me on this decades ago were it true!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 11:10 PM (Y9+RI)

410 The future is uncertain, Insomniac, but if the time and circumstances permit, it would be my fondest wish to pile you into the Mustang and do something crazy.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:04 PM (tHwdc)



Yow.

Now that there is an offer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 26, 2017 11:10 PM (+GtGJ)

411 Will Donald Trump Make Volcanoes Great Again?

Quick quiz: Who is being blamed for future volcano eruptions that could devastate the United State of America?

http://politicalhat.com/?p=13486

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 26, 2017 11:10 PM (vBeA5)

412 I need to find some extra work within a month or two.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 26, 2017 11:10 PM (VdICR)

413 The future is uncertain, Insomniac, but if the time and circumstances permit, it would be my fondest wish to pile you into the Mustang and do something crazy.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:04 PM (tHwdc)

Hopefully no bag of quicklime with my name on it...

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 11:10 PM (0mRoj)

414 Oh geesh. That was way too long. I'm sorry about the wall of text.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:11 PM (Rsi2C)

415 398 See kids, you never know who will show up on the Memorial Day weekend threads

I think its mandatory for all of us to show up this time of year

Posted by: navycopjoe (new and improved!!) at May 26, 2017 11:11 PM (RgmpP)

416 Yes my cock is a long lumpy donut.

That's exactly what I was trying to convey with that analogy.

::dang::

Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2017 11:11 PM (qUNWi)

417 Melania is beautiful, she also knows how to wear a wide belt. She is what a first lady should be.
BUT all the articles put together do not fawn as much as they did over the water buffalo.

I hope when school's out she and Baron spend the summer in the White House. She's got a keen eye
and a Nancy Reagan spirit for her family.

Posted by: gNewt at May 26, 2017 11:12 PM (kUpEx)

418 405 yo slap
good to read ya!!

Posted by: navycopjoe (new and improved!!) at May 26, 2017 11:12 PM (RgmpP)

419 Hopefully no bag of quicklime with my name on it...
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 11:10 PM (0mRoj)



*grabs Insomniac by the shoulders*

*shakes the living f*ck out of him*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 26, 2017 11:12 PM (+GtGJ)

420 In short, I talk to the guy around 5-6-7...get upset and need a nap, and then...here I am...it's a vicious cycle.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:07 PM (smD62)

I remember those years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 11:12 PM (JNqRY)

421 Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:10 PM (Rsi2C)

Is this open to anybody or just eleven?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 11:13 PM (IYHxL)

422 Posted by: The Political Hat at May 26, 2017 11:10 PM (vBeA5)

I'm offering to plug up all these volcanoes for free by body-slamming excess journalists into them.

Posted by: Bane Gianforte at May 26, 2017 11:13 PM (E/ibL)

423 Did I lose eleven bc I took too long to type that?
Eleven?

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:13 PM (Rsi2C)

424 Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:10 PM (Rsi2C)

Here's what I think: If I ever hear you talk about going alone to some stranger-you-met-on-Craigslists- house again, I am going to hunt you down and whip your ass, that's what I]/b].

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 11:13 PM (Y9+RI)

425 Great. I knew I could count on you, eleven.

So I met this guy on Craigslist bc I wanted to buy something from him. We exchanged a lot of emails and then texts and then phone calls trying to arrange a time that would work for both of us to meet up. This guy was very funny and engaging, but when I heard his voice for the first time, he sounded very rough, bordering on a little crazy. I ignored my reaction to his bad voice and went ahead with the meet up. I got there and his house was kinda dumpy and messy, a lot of junk in the front yard, a little scary maybe. So the thing I was buying was in his garage which was a freaking mess, but, hey, it's a garage. So his ad offered two things for the price of one, and I only really wanted the first thing. He had the first thing for me but couldn't find the second. He told me a couple of funny stories but he used a lot of profanity which bothered me a little. Not bc I don't swear, but only bc I don't when I'm meeting someone for the first time and really only do in a setting or with people that I'm very comfortable with (like here) who wouldnt be offended by curse words.

So, none of that really was a big deal. This was the big deal that made me upset: His garage had porn prominently displayed in it in photograph form. The guy knew I was coming over and let me see that. He could have gotten the stuff ready for me so he wouldn't have to take me to his garage and see that. So, instead of just ignoring it or addressing the problem in some way, I decided to make an issue and be a jerk about him not being able to find the second thing. The second thing that I didn't want at all.

So, I don't think of myself as a judgmental person and I'm not uptight or a prude. So why'd I take out my issue with his porn out on him and pretend it was bc he didn't have the other thing that I didn't want? I mean, I hang out here with a bunch of proud fappers and none of the conversation really offends me at all when it's dirty. And I like all you guys!

I shouldn't have been an ass about the second thing that I had no interest in. I know that was wrong. I just did it without thinking. So, did I over react or react unreasonably? Am I a snob or judgmental?
Posted by: L, Elle at May




the porn is the least worrying thing in the entire story.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:13 PM (cPsPa)

426 411: Wait, Donald Trump is Pele, the Fire Goddess??

That is so awesome!!!!! He even changed his gender. How Avant Garde!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 26, 2017 11:14 PM (pY+s4)

427 Hopefully no bag of quicklime with my name on it...
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone


You're looking for a dark cloud inside of a bright silver lining.

You need to stop being such Debbie Downer about everything.

It's going to change!! Be the change!! Be the Mustang!!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 11:14 PM (S6Pax)

428 that's what I think is what that was supposed to say and I am not playing.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 11:14 PM (Y9+RI)

429 @420

Oh? How did you deal? Any advice for me?

Did it ever work out?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:14 PM (smD62)

430 Thanks, ncj!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 11:14 PM (6gk0M)

431 the porn is the least worrying thing in the entire story.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:13 PM (cPsPa)

No shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 11:15 PM (0mRoj)

432 Is this open to anybody or just eleven?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May




jungle ball rules. no blood no foul.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:15 PM (cPsPa)

433 It's shameful that scientific knowledge of female sexuality is so lacking. For a little perspective:
https://tileo.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/cliteracy.png

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 26, 2017 11:15 PM (vRcUp)

434 Hopefully no bag of quicklime with my name on it...

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 11:10 PM (0mRoj)

Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you? Not unless you give me that $42 in change and the lovely booze collection.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:15 PM (tHwdc)

435 Friend showed me the Sean Spicier (Sean Spicer parody twitter account). Today this had me laughing:

"When the President returns from overseas, he'll kickoff his 2020 re-election campaign by body slamming 2 reporters into the Reflecting Pool."

It's funny, but on par with the Horde. But I laughed so much because the SJWs don't seem to realize it's a parody account. And some of them explode every. single. time.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 26, 2017 11:16 PM (G8B7r)

436 425 whoa!!
L,Elle....never ever go to a craiglister's house alone
either meet them somewhere public or bring a friend
I always go to a starbucks to meet

Posted by: navycopjoe (new and improved!!) at May 26, 2017 11:16 PM (RgmpP)

437 You're looking for a dark cloud inside of a bright silver lining.

Everyone should have at least one thing they're good at.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 11:16 PM (0mRoj)

438 I was foist once. Slappy must have been in a coma that day.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 26, 2017 11:16 PM (jmxEf)

439 jungle ball rules. no blood no foul.
Posted by: YankeeFifth

I noticed you are all dressed up with a capital "Y" and a capital "F" tonight. Does this impress the ladies?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 11:16 PM (S6Pax)

440 halfafrican, oh sure, anybody can offer an opinion. The only reason I asked eleven is bc he got mad at me once bc he didn't understand I was joking in a comment to him that I made so I know he will tell me the truth. He was also apologetic and nice once I explained myself so i know he'll tell me the truth gently.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:16 PM (Rsi2C)

441 >>>Here's what I think: If I ever hear you talk
about going alone to some stranger-you-met-on-Craigslists- house again, I
am going to hunt you down and whip your ass, that's what I]/b].

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 11:13 PM (Y9+RI)<<<

**snaps to attention**
Hmmmm. False alarm.

Posted by: THE Barrel at May 26, 2017 11:17 PM (NBiK1)

442 That's exactly what I was trying to convey with that analogy.



::dang::

Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2017 11:11 PM (qUNWi)

OMG, thank you for that long laugh - well, cackle. I probably sounded like Hillary! choking on vodka...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:17 PM (tHwdc)

443 Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you? Not unless you give me that $42 in change and the lovely booze collection.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:15 PM (tHwdc)

I would never welsh on a deal.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 11:17 PM (0mRoj)

444 Elle...you're fine.

You didn't do anything wrong. You weren't comfortable with the situation.

We joke about that nonsense here but it's just jokes.

It's just shits n grins. Elle....it's just joking around.

I don't want the world to become porn world any more than you do.

It's just shits n grins.

Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2017 11:18 PM (qUNWi)

445
My raising is such that I would never, never cuss in front of lady I'd just met, nor talk dirty, and certainly not display any, uh, material like that.

I couldn't make myself do it, even if I was being paid. I will get risque, just as a joke, in front of women I know well, but only in a crowd. I'll never do it alone with a woman (unless she's a special friend type who has made it clear that well, you know).

But, other than that, alone, in person with a woman, I'm not gonna cuss, and not gonna talk dirty.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2017 11:18 PM (8O3HH)

446 Y5 with the confirmation so here goes;

Meeting someone off of Craigslist at their house without another preferably male figure? Not wise at all. Secondly I think it's a sign of the times that people cuss in public to strangers without a second thought, I've got a horrible awful mouth but when just meeting someone I keep a clean vocab.

As far as the porn? His house his rules. I think you created this image in your head from email correspondence and then reality slowly started to chip away at your image until it was shattered.

Be safer next time.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 11:18 PM (IYHxL)

447 In short, I talk to the guy around 5-6-7...get upset and need a nap, and then...here I am...it's a vicious cycle.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:07 PM (smD62)



Why do you get upset, woman? You're supposed to be having fun!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:18 PM (tHwdc)

448 "She wears it better, of course, but I'd have hated it on Michele and I hate it on Melania too!"

Disagree. It did not overwhelm her as it would have most women. She wore it rather than it wearing her. The detail and workmanship is such that I can see it in a museum. Oh to be tall and thin with magnificent posture.

Posted by: Tuna at May 26, 2017 11:19 PM (jm1YL)

449 -Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:10 PM (Rsi2C)

Simply a weird reaction in a weird situation. Nothing weird about it... lol.

Growing-up, there were a few dudes with Playboy stuff in their garages and it wasn't that weird to me, but my parents didn't appreciate it.

Their little boy, mesmerized by hot, glowing sex on the wall.

I've been in many "junkyard houses", because that's who has the junk you need.

Your reaction was nothing more than an uncomfortable feeling ...and we get those for good reasons.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 11:19 PM (6gk0M)

450 "Am I a snob or judgmental?"

I don't think expecting minimal civility is snobbish or judgemental. But then again my Father taught me to be respectful.

Posted by: X-ray at May 26, 2017 11:19 PM (A9yHf)

451 If it hasn't been mention yet, I laughed at the name on one of the drums in that Scots street music video: Big Peat.

Posted by: RickZ at May 26, 2017 11:19 PM (5J6OM)

452 Posted by: THE Barrel at May 26, 2017 11:17 PM (NBiK1)

Dream on you creepy, crusty bastard, I have a failsafe all tied up permanent-like in my nic!

You'll never have me now!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 11:19 PM (Y9+RI)

453 and T is home
to show she hasn't changed...quote: girl, get out of my chair and get me a beer
~~~shuffles off into bedroom~~~

Posted by: navycopjoe (new and improved!!) at May 26, 2017 11:19 PM (RgmpP)

454 I ignored my reaction to his bad voice


Honey, that was your first mistake.

I've often been accused of being hyperrational, but I've learned: when I have a bad feeling about something/ someone, go with it.

So, I don't think of myself as a judgmental person

And that was your second. Not being judgmental = being a dope. Adults render judgment all the time. "Not being judgmental" is leftist shit. This is good, that's bad, that's in between. Judgmental? You betcha.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 11:19 PM (SRKgf)

455 You're supposed to be having fun!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:18 PM (tHwdc)

And we have a winner!

Buy the lady a drink!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2017 11:20 PM (rF0hx)

456 So, did I over react or react unreasonably? Am I a snob or judgmental?
--

I don't meet people I don't know. Period. If for some reason I must, it would be in a public place.

You didn't not over-react IMHO.

This guy (pardon the expression) triggered something in you. An instinct. When that happens you need to listen. You being rude could have been your subconscious giving you a way to get out of there without coming to harm.

Porn displayed in the open is not OK. And even if people say it IS OK, we all have a right to be offended by anything at any time.

/I learned the latter from Democrat SJWs!

Posted by: shibumi at May 26, 2017 11:20 PM (y1OfG)

457 I noticed you are all dressed up with a capital "Y" and a capital "F" tonight. Does this impress the ladies?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May




well, thought it was a little slovenly to run around in lowercase all week. weekends are fine of course. sets a bad example for everyone else like not shaving or wearing something other than blue or grey suits to the office.

do appreciate your attention to detail.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:20 PM (cPsPa)

458 horde, not that anybody gives a fuck, but, i'm going to be pretty scarce for acweek or so. leaving on vacation tomorrow. so, won't be around much. unless something big happens.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 11:21 PM (KP5rU)

459 Time for the old folk. Got way many things to do and need to shine up the boots and brass.


Remember, y'all, we're Americans, so you hold that head HIGH--ESPECIALLY now.


Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 26, 2017 11:21 PM (S/hVx)

460 @447

Oh is that what it's supposed to be? Fun?

Usually we get in some stupid fight.

Or we don't get in a fight, but I am oversensitive about something that I want to hash out but he usually falls asleep on me.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:21 PM (smD62)

461 Y5 with the confirmation so here goes;

Meeting someone off of Craigslist at their house without another preferably male figure? Not wise at all. Secondly I think it's a sign of the times that people cuss in public to strangers without a second thought, I've got a horrible awful mouth but when just meeting someone I keep a clean vocab.

As far as the porn? His house his rules. I think you created this image in your head from email correspondence and then reality slowly started to chip away at your image until it was shattered.

Be safer next time.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May




what the hell? get back in there and throw some elbows.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:22 PM (cPsPa)

462 chavez enjoy the vacay and travel safe my dude

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 11:22 PM (IYHxL)

463 458 horde, not that anybody gives a fuck, but, i'm going to be pretty scarce for acweek or so. leaving on vacation tomorrow. so, won't be around much. unless something big happens.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 11:21 PM (KP5rU)

Enjoy your vacation. Going to an exotic destination?

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 11:22 PM (0mRoj)

464 "441 >>>Here's what I think: If I ever hear you talk
about going alone to some stranger-you-met-on-Craigslists- house again, I
am going to hunt you down and whip your ass, that's what I]/b]. "

Good lord. We've had a number of murders tied to Craig's list here in Ohio. Just say no to Craig's List!

Posted by: Tuna at May 26, 2017 11:22 PM (jm1YL)

465 L, Elle.
What Tammy said!!!
I'm sure others will echo that.

Posted by: teej at May 26, 2017 11:22 PM (qREJU)

466 Okay, I've been buying a lot of cool stuff on CL lately and I've never had a problem until this one time. And I really really really wanted the one thing.

Now, I feel dumb. Not bad about being judgmental

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:22 PM (Rsi2C)

467 Usually we get in some stupid fight.

Or we don't get in a fight, but I am oversensitive about something that I want to hash out but he usually falls asleep on me.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May




no phone sex?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:22 PM (cPsPa)

468 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:18 PM (tHwdc)

And we have a winner!

Buy the lady a drink!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2017 11:20 PM (rF0hx)

YAY ME!

A Long Island iced tea, puhlease!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:22 PM (tHwdc)

469 IG with the always excellent exit stage left!

Y5 - I don't know her well enough haha but that's my opinion in a nutshell

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 11:23 PM (IYHxL)

470 Posted by: Tuna at May 26, 2017 11:19 PM (jm1YL)

What can I say, I am a lowly redneck with no fashion sense and I thought it was ugly af, although the workmanship is undoubtedly stunning.

I just know we'd have all been falling all over ourselves laughing if Michele O had worn it, even if she were 100 lbs lighter.

But Melania will look stunning in anything.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 11:23 PM (Y9+RI)

471 Posted by: shibumi at May 26, 2017 11:20 PM (y1OfG)


Shorter version: go with your instincts. Fuck the leftist crap. If it's wrong, you know it in your soul. Go with that. Don't rationalize it away.

It took me years to realize that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 11:23 PM (SRKgf)

472 466 And I really really really wanted the one thing.

and what was it?

Posted by: navycopjoe (new and improved!!) at May 26, 2017 11:23 PM (RgmpP)

473 408 You were set up. It was all as awful as you intuitively understood at the time. probably worse.
What you should feel guilty about is putting yourself in such a stupid vulnerable position.
Don't do that again.

Posted by: MAxIE at May 26, 2017 11:23 PM (9TR2V)

474
408
Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:10 PM (Rsi2C)

MEET AT PUBLIC PLACES LIKE A CABELAS PARKING LOT

also if he is an a-hole you can treat him like an a-hole

Posted by: Origional Jake at May 26, 2017 11:24 PM (f6p+F)

475 But Melania will look stunning in anything.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 11:23 PM (Y9+RI)

Or nothing at all. Especially nothing at all.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 11:24 PM (0mRoj)

476 no phone sex?

Never tried that. The little holes looked way too small.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 26, 2017 11:24 PM (IcT7t)

477 horde, not that anybody gives a fuck, but, i'm going
to be pretty scarce for acweek or so. leaving on vacation tomorrow. so,
won't be around much. unless something big happens.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 11:21 PM (KP5rU)

Have fun, and thank you for letting us know.

We worry.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:24 PM (tHwdc)

478 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:22 PM (tHwdc)

LIT? That's nite nite juice right there.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 11:24 PM (IYHxL)

479 Good night IG, and God bless.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2017 11:24 PM (fHnbd)

480 thanks all. going to st helena island, s.c. for a few days, then to ocean isle beach n.c. for the rest of the week. love the coastal carolinas.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 11:25 PM (KP5rU)

481 G'Night, Irongrampa!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 11:25 PM (6gk0M)

482 Oh is that what it's supposed to be? Fun?



Usually we get in some stupid fight.



Or we don't get in a fight, but I am oversensitive about something that I want to hash out but he usually falls asleep on me.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:21 PM (smD62)

Ditch him now.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:25 PM (tHwdc)

483 470 But Melania will look stunning in anything

my wife says she has ugly knees
just makes me laugh and laugh

Posted by: navycopjoe (new and improved!!) at May 26, 2017 11:26 PM (RgmpP)

484 You weren't being judgmental Elle.

Short answer.

Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2017 11:26 PM (qUNWi)

485 horde, not that anybody gives a fuck, but, i'm going to be pretty scarce for acweek or so. leaving on vacation tomorrow. so, won't be around much. unless something big happens.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May




have fun

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:26 PM (cPsPa)

486 @250 'Good AI or "We'll let the computer player cheat like a sunofabiotch"?'

DSmart claims that his AI doesn't cheat in Universal Combat. I haven't seen it do stuff that appeared to be cheating to me.

The All Aspect Warfare stuff seemed to not cheat as well.

I have some playlists at https://www.youtube.com/user/barfnodes to show you some AAW play.

Another guy at http://steamcommunity.com/app/345580/videos/ (Cmdr McTosh) has some play-through videos for Universal Combat.

Those games may scratch an itch that you have or they may not. I've enjoyed them.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 26, 2017 11:26 PM (ZBO0C)

487 BTW... I read a book a while back from a security expert, and the gist of it was (as succinctly said by Deplorable Jay Guevara ) go with your instinct.

He gave numerous examples of people who listened to their feelings and stayed out of trouble. And then those who did not, but used their instincts to stay alive.

Also from the book: restraining orders do not work. They just p*ss people off even more. They're one of those things that people say are a good idea, but oftentimes cause a person to snap and become violent. Kind of counter intuitive, but ignoring certain types is actually the best strategy.

Also... please be careful with Craigslist!

Posted by: shibumi at May 26, 2017 11:27 PM (y1OfG)

488
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:21 PM (smD62)

Sounds like he's showed his ass. More than once, take that information and do with what you want but I'm with Miley.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 11:27 PM (IYHxL)

489 Never tried that. The little holes looked way too small.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Dial "M" for ......

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 11:27 PM (S6Pax)

490 Elle.....I would have been pissed off too! What a ******

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 26, 2017 11:27 PM (mMeIQ)

491 Never tried that. The little holes looked way too small.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May




whose?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:27 PM (cPsPa)

492 472 466 And I really really really wanted the one thing.

and what was it?
Posted by: navycopjoe (new and improved!!) at May 26, 2017 11:23 PM (RgmpP)



You considered, of course, the possibility that that was the purpose of the ad?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 11:28 PM (SRKgf)

493 LIT? That's nite nite juice right there.


Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 11:24 PM (IYHxL)

IRL it's rum and cola.

I can dream, can't I?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:28 PM (tHwdc)

494 "Now, I feel dumb. Not bad about being judgmental."
-Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:22 PM (Rsi2C)

Don't feel dumb. Eventually, we all find ourselves in a situation where we think, "WTF was I thinking?"

The dumb thing would have been not asking about it and not getting good advice from these fine people!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 11:28 PM (6gk0M)

495

"my wife says she has ugly knees
just makes me laugh and laugh"

Kind of like "She's beautiful, but she has a rotten personality."

Posted by: Tuna at May 26, 2017 11:28 PM (jm1YL)

496 'the gift of fear', it's called.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2017 11:28 PM (6FqZa)

497 Ditch him now.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:25 PM (tHwdc)

There's that, or dialing back the intensity a smidgen. One's certainly easier than the other.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 11:28 PM (0mRoj)

498 Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:22 PM (Rsi2C)

All women are dumb like that, and had I not known about all the murdering that goes on by Craiglisters, I would have probably done the same thing.

Mind you, most of the killing bits were done by the ones where both parties were looking for sex, so it's not the same thing, but you wanna be careful!

That being said, the old goat is probably so used to his pron that he probably doesn't even think about it. I doubt he meant to be rude.

Case in point, I often send Thor various pics that these reprobates post here (God bless kbdabear) and he usually makes them wallpaper on his desktop.

Which we then forget about til we get company, and there she sits, proud and half-nekkid for all the world to see!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 11:29 PM (Y9+RI)

499 >>>Never tried that. The little holes looked way too small.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 26, 2017 11:24 PM (IcT7t)<<<

I'm your dingleberry.

Posted by: Hope Solo at May 26, 2017 11:29 PM (NBiK1)

500 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:28 PM (tHwdc)

In my 20s when I got to the club the first drink I ordered? LIT. I grew out of that in my mid twenties after way too many gaps in the evening.

Oddly enough I'm drinking Captain and coke right now.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 11:30 PM (IYHxL)

501 You weren't being judgmental Elle.




Judgmental? yeah she was being judgmental, which is ironic since she was simultaneously demonstrating that she has no judgement when she wandered into his lair.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:30 PM (cPsPa)

502 the gift of fear', it's called.

Yep. That was the book.

Posted by: shibumi at May 26, 2017 11:30 PM (y1OfG)

503 There's that, or dialing back the intensity a smidgen. One's certainly easier than the other.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 11:28 PM (0mRoj)

OK, I was only half-kidding about ditching him. But seriously, what on earth do you have to fight about? Already?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:31 PM (tHwdc)

504 Cracked 500. Seems to be slowing down.....was hoping to hit 800+

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 11:31 PM (IYHxL)

505 Here is my issue from tonight.

So, he had a get together at a friend's, and he sent me some photos...it was a lovely setup, some twinkling lights and one of those outdoor bed thingies. He specifically pointed it out and said he enjoyed spending time there, I told him it seemed very romantic, and it did, so I said it.

Well, he immediately got sad, and started to clam up. I told him to talk to me, to open up to me, which he didn't. He said he didn't want to because he respects me (which makes no sense). He said he didn't want me to be an emotional sponge for him, and that usually when he spills his guts to people, it annoys them, and he didn't want to annoy me too.

I don't know how legit his reasoning is.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:31 PM (smD62)

506 "What can I say, I am a lowly redneck with no fashion sense and I thought it was ugly af, although the workmanship is undoubtedly stunning. "

Put that jacket on me and I'd look like an overfilled planter.

Posted by: Tuna at May 26, 2017 11:31 PM (jm1YL)

507 Ah geez.

These alternate take versions of the songs on Sgt Pepper, which are featured on Disc 2 of the new 50th anniversary edition, are *better* than what made it on the album.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2017 11:31 PM (eMKNe)

508 Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 11:21 PM (KP5rU)

Have fun!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 11:32 PM (Y9+RI)

509 Miley is the voice of reason.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:32 PM (cPsPa)

510 Cracked 500. Seems to be slowing down.....was hoping to hit 800+
Posted by: thathalfrican


Somebody say something rude or controversial.

It's all been too polite tonight.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 11:32 PM (S6Pax)

511 In my 20s when I got to the club the first drink I
ordered? LIT. I grew out of that in my mid twenties after way too many
gaps in the evening.

Oddly enough I'm drinking Captain and coke right now.


Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 11:30 PM (IYHxL)

Yeah even now they can knock me on my ass. And I'm pretty attuned to my limit. Won't drink to dizzy, no way.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:32 PM (tHwdc)

512 whose?

Western Electric I would imagine. They made most of the phones for years.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 26, 2017 11:32 PM (IcT7t)

513 "Now, I feel dumb. Not bad about being judgmental."
-Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:22 PM (Rsi2C)



If you're not judgmental, THEN you're dumb.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 11:33 PM (SRKgf)

514 You should read the story of "Sumdood", which was written by a cop. Hilarious.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 26, 2017 11:07 PM (w+Jhj)

LawDog can spin a tale. Some were hilarious, others were touching and some were heartbreaking.

Lawdogfiles. Blogspot. Com

Remove the spaces.

Posted by: tbodie at May 26, 2017 11:33 PM (dkrmM)

515 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2017 11:31 PM (eMKNe)

Remixed. Always gonna sound better.

We've been streaming it, very very nice. They don't let you hear all of it, though.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 11:33 PM (Y9+RI)

516 -Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:31 PM (smD62)

He doesn't know how to talk about what happens in "outdoor beds" with you because they are open-air sex patios.

You're a good girl and he doesn't want to show you the bad-boy that he is.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 11:34 PM (6gk0M)

517 Here is my issue from tonight.

So, he had a get together at a friend's, and he sent me some photos...it was a lovely setup, some twinkling lights and one of those outdoor bed thingies. He specifically pointed it out and said he enjoyed spending time there, I told him it seemed very romantic, and it did, so I said it.

Well, he immediately got sad, and started to clam up. I told him to talk to me, to open up to me, which he didn't. He said he didn't want to because he respects me (which makes no sense). He said he didn't want me to be an emotional sponge for him, and that usually when he spills his guts to people, it annoys them, and he didn't want to annoy me too.

I don't know how legit his reasoning is.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May




you really should not let these softballs float out into the ont like that.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:34 PM (cPsPa)

518 Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:31 PM (smD62)

Is he coming off of a really bad break up or something? Either that or he's running game/

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 11:34 PM (IYHxL)

519 Tammy, no they don't. :-)

A lot of these alt takes are without vocals. Well, good grief, the Beatles could have been the British Booker T & the MGs. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2017 11:34 PM (eMKNe)

520 Posted by: Tuna at May 26, 2017 11:31 PM (jm1YL)


LOL! I don't believe you!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 11:34 PM (Y9+RI)

521 Sumdood is funny. Can confirm.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2017 11:34 PM (6FqZa)

522 Also I'm not sure if the alternate takes were actually remixed, or just straight from the tapes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2017 11:35 PM (eMKNe)

523 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:32 PM (tHwdc)

Dizzy turn to pukey really quick.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 11:35 PM (IYHxL)

524 Western Electric I would imagine. They made most of the phones for years.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May




I meant his or hers?



Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:35 PM (cPsPa)

525 I doubt that he's running game. More likely there's some fucked up back story.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2017 11:35 PM (6FqZa)

526 Dammit!!! You're all correct. I shouldn't have ignored my first reaction. But I wanted the one thing badly as I already mentioned. I did have enough misgivings that I texted a friend and gave him the address and told him what was going on in case things went sideways. So I was half dumb maybe.


I didn't mention what the one thing was bc I got paranoid that the seller might read here and see my post. And then call me.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:36 PM (Rsi2C)

527 *Miley is the voice of reason.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:32 PM (cPsPa)*

Wow. Just got here. It's only Friday of the Memorial Day weekend and it has already come to this?!

Just kidding, Miley! Love ya girl.

Posted by: tbodie at May 26, 2017 11:36 PM (dkrmM)

528 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 11:34 PM (6gk0M)

See I disagree, she says he got sad. Who the fuck gets sad talking about something like an outdoor bed?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 11:36 PM (IYHxL)

529 @517

I don't follow?

@518

He's socially anxious....like really socially anxious. And, he has been going through some life changes lately which has made the last few weeks a rough one. I'm not sure if that answers your question.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:36 PM (smD62)

530 Well, he immediately got sad, and started to clam
up. I told him to talk to me, to open up to me, which he didn't. He said
he didn't want to because he respects me (which makes no sense). He
said he didn't want me to be an emotional sponge for him, and that
usually when he spills his guts to people, it annoys them, and he didn't
want to annoy me too.



I don't know how legit his reasoning is.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:31 PM (smD62)

First of all, how old is he? Because if he really meant this about not being an emotional drag on people, he'd have hidden his sadness instead of parading it then drawing back (which is designed to suck you into the drama). Guys don't typically wear their feelings on their sleeve.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:36 PM (tHwdc)

531 Well, he immediately got sad, and started to clam up. I told him to talk to me, to open up to me, which he didn't. He said he didn't want to because he respects me (which makes no sense). He said he didn't want me to be an emotional sponge for him, and that usually when he spills his guts to people, it annoys them, and he didn't want to annoy me too.

I don't know how legit his reasoning is.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May


Sounds like something John Wayne Gacy would say.

Beware.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 11:37 PM (SRKgf)

532 Tucker featured three stories last night that were really the same story, including the Lord of the Flies-Red Guards at Evergreen.

The New Apartheid student mobs want a No Whites-Day. When their pro-Bernie professor disagreed, they turned on him because he's white.

Then there's the Burrito Girls, run out of business for being the wrong race.

And the super-creepy Princeton bean-counters in Admissions, judging students on pure racial stereotypes, saying essentially about Asians that "they all look alike to me".

It's all just more Jim Crow mulatto/octoroon/quadroon racist One-Drop Rules. Lester Maddox and Bull Conner couldn't agree with you more, kidz.

And when the students graduate with a degree in Useless Rage and are living in their cars, the professors who taught them this racist garbage will be on vacation in Tuscany spending their student loan money.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 26, 2017 11:37 PM (Ndje9)

533 Dammit!!! You're all correct. I shouldn't have ignored my first reaction. But I wanted the one thing badly as I already mentioned. I did have enough misgivings that I texted a friend and gave him the address and told him what was going on in case things went sideways. So I was half dumb maybe.


I didn't mention what the one thing was bc I got paranoid that the seller might read here and see my post. And then call me.

Posted by: L, Elle at May




how badly do you want a used 19th century steam powered dildo?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:37 PM (cPsPa)

534 Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:21 PM (smD62)

A long distance relationship conducted solely over the phone with an Aspy is not ideal. Everyone, including you, knew this going in.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 11:37 PM (Y9+RI)

535 Miley is the voice of reason.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:32 PM (cPsPa)



EVERYONE TAKE A SHOT!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:37 PM (tHwdc)

536 510 Somebody say something rude or controversial.


got ya

COPS SHOULD NEVER BE REQUIRED TO WEAR BODY CAMS CAUSE THEY NEVER LIE!!

Posted by: navycopjoe (new and improved!!) at May 26, 2017 11:37 PM (RgmpP)

537 The red flag they showed on the 360 Helicopter vid indicating the ISIS stronghold. MOAB .

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 26, 2017 11:37 PM (IDPbH)

538 So, I don't think of myself as a judgmental person and I'm not uptight or a prude. So why'd I take out my issue with his porn out on him and pretend it was bc he didn't have the other thing that I didn't want? I mean, I hang out here with a bunch of proud fappers and none of the conversation really offends me at all when it's dirty. And I like all you guys!

I shouldn't have been an ass about the second thing that I had no interest in. I know that was wrong. I just did it without thinking. So, did I over react or react unreasonably? Am I a snob or judgmental?
Posted by: L, Elle at May



Never go to someone's house to buy something off Craigslist. Do it somewhere public, a police parking lot if possible. Many stations do allow that apparently.

Otherwise, no, I don't feel you overreacted.

Posted by: buzzion at May 26, 2017 11:37 PM (cAnNx)

539 Why you should ejaculate at least 21 times this month.

Hypothetically, what should I do for the last three weeks of each month? *squirt!* Errr, I mean, the last three weeks and a day?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 26, 2017 11:37 PM (29QcC)

540 no phone sex?

Never tried that. The little holes looked way too small.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


You've got it the wrong way round...

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 26, 2017 11:37 PM (vRcUp)

541 nite all, everybody have a great and safe holiday weekend. be well, horde.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 11:37 PM (KP5rU)

542 Posted by: L, Elle at May

Well shit, what is it? Maybe one of us has one for you!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 11:38 PM (Y9+RI)

543 Somebody say something rude or controversial.



It's all been too polite tonight.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 11:32 PM (S6Pax)

We could revisit female ejaculation and how many orgasms is enough?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:38 PM (tHwdc)

544 Guys don't typically wear their feelings on their sleeve.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess


Longsleeves or shortsleeves? A little off the cuff?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 11:38 PM (S6Pax)

545 He's socially anxious....like really socially anxious. And, he has been going through some life changes lately which has made the last few weeks a rough one. I'm not sure if that answers your question.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:36 PM (smD62)



Either way, beware. Beware^2.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 11:38 PM (SRKgf)

546 later chavez

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 11:38 PM (IYHxL)

547 He's socially anxious....like really socially anxious. And, he has been going through some life changes lately which has made the last few weeks a rough one. I'm not sure if that answers your question.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May




he is socially anxious but he is skyping you pics of his outdoor romper room?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:38 PM (cPsPa)

548 429 @420

Oh? How did you deal? Any advice for me?

Did it ever work out?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:14 PM (smD62)

*snickers inwardly at anyone asking him for relationship advice*

OK, here are a few things I have learned in wooing the fair ladies over the past *cough* few years:

1) Be honest. I know everyone says this but most people ignore the advice. If something pisses you off, say so. I know the pull to want to hide what you feel because you like the person and you do not want to upset them or break the magic or whatever. Honesty does pay in the long run. It is easier to reverse course early on than it is six months in.

2) Try not to put your baggage in the lap of a new person. This one is nearly impossible as we all are a sum of our experiences and how we dealt with them. However, it is best not to put expectations and feelings you had towards someone else on the new person. They are not the same person- do not expect them to always act the same way.

3) "The perfect is the enemy of the good." This is horseshit. Don't settle. You'll know when you have found what you are looking for.

As far as it working out, you only need to have one good day. When that happens- don't let em get away.

As far as dealing: Dudes express completely differently than ladies do, I have found. Getting drunk and going fishing while drinking and not talking about it is probably not what you have in mind.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 26, 2017 11:38 PM (JNqRY)

549 I meant his or hers?

Oh, I thought you were literally talking sex with phones.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 26, 2017 11:39 PM (IcT7t)

550 So WaPo claims Kershner tried to set up back door comms with the Russian Ambassador

Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2017 11:39 PM (jHJXx)

551 "LOL! I don't believe you!"

Believe it!

Posted by: Tuna at May 26, 2017 11:39 PM (jm1YL)

552 Well shit, what is it? Maybe one of us has one for you!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May




heh

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:40 PM (cPsPa)

553 Somebody say something rude or controversial.

It's all been too polite tonight.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative


Someday I will turn all the men here gay!

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 26, 2017 11:40 PM (vRcUp)

554 THE THING WASNT SEX OR SEX-RELATED.

I'm not that stupid or that undignified.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:40 PM (Rsi2C)

555 Oh, I thought you were literally talking sex with phones.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May




I am, literally.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:40 PM (cPsPa)

556 We could revisit female ejaculation and how many orgasms is enough?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess


Well, that's a little bit too off the wall. Not gonna touch that even with Charlie Brown's Dildo.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 11:40 PM (S6Pax)

557 First of all, how old is he? Because if he really meant this about not being an emotional drag on people, he'd have hidden his sadness instead of parading it then drawing back (which is designed to suck you into the drama). Guys don't typically wear their feelings on their sleeve.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:36 PM (tHwdc)

======

No, they don't. Any one that does is searching for an emotional tampon. Run, do not walk.

Posted by: GOULD at May 26, 2017 11:40 PM (Hj4t4)

558 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:32 PM (tHwdc)

Dizzy turn to pukey really quick.


Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 11:35 PM (IYHxL)

It do. And then...the hangover.
Nahgahdah.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:41 PM (tHwdc)

559 how badly do you want a used 19th century steam powered dildo?
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:37 PM (cPsPa)

Keeping the coal-fired boiler going must be quite the chore.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 11:41 PM (0mRoj)

560 regarding the Alamo Drafthouse women's only screening of Wonder Woman. I frequent a entertainment/movie site that is crawling with dims, they all think it is great and men should just shut up and go away. Of course they would scream bloody murder if you had a straight, white male only showing of a movie.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 26, 2017 10:52 PM (v3DL/)



What I find really fucking dumb, is that a big theme of Wonder Woman has been that she rejects the Amazon's cutting themselves off from the "world of men." These dumb broads are doing what she has rejected.

Posted by: buzzion at May 26, 2017 11:41 PM (cAnNx)

561 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:36 PM (tHwdc)

IIRC, this kid is in England and has Asperger's. Please. He struggles to figure emotional and social things out in person, never mind the phone.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 11:41 PM (Y9+RI)

562 @530

He's 29, and that's what I said! I was like...why did you even express your sadness if you didn't want me to ask about it?

@534

He's not an Aspy....at least I don't think so.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:41 PM (smD62)

563
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:36 PM (smD62)

How is it a guy that socially anxious hosts a party? Then sends you pictures and calls you on the phone? And you guys manage to get into a fight almost all the time you talk?

That's not socially anxious. I'm not sure what it is but anxious it ain't.


Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 11:41 PM (IYHxL)

564 "See I disagree, she says he got sad. Who the fuck gets sad talking about something like an outdoor bed?"
-Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 11:36 PM (IYHxL)

He is "Running Game", as you said. He thought that was the way to lead her to "the bed idea", but he miscalculated because Pink isn't as dumb as he thought she was.

He thought he could lead her into sexy talk, but it failed. So he "clammed-up".

He's just not good at running game, is my guess.

*Throws that at the wall*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 11:41 PM (6gk0M)

565 No, "would you like a BALLOON GIRAFFE" would be more like what John Wayne Gacy would say

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2017 11:41 PM (6FqZa)

566 Dammit!!! You're all correct. I shouldn't have ignored my first reaction.


NEVER ignore your first reaction.

More times than I care to recall I've bee accused of being hyperrational. And yet even I have learned: when you've got a bad feeling - even without objective evidence - go with it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 11:42 PM (SRKgf)

567 Someday I will turn all the men here gay!
Posted by: Shep Smith


I'm not getting sucked into that!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 11:42 PM (S6Pax)

568 Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 26, 2017 11:02 PM (mMeIQ)

Oh dear. You are not alone. I will spare you the stories. And who knows. It is early -- will probably work out just fine, maybe just not sales.

Posted by: gracepc at May 26, 2017 11:42 PM (OU4q6)

569 G'Night, chavez!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 11:42 PM (6gk0M)

570 THE THING WASNT SEX OR SEX-RELATED.

I'm not that stupid or that undignified.
Posted by: L, Elle at May



right, that's why you happened to find yourself shopping in the back room of some junk porn hardware dealer going through piles of stuff so he could get that unique thing.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:42 PM (cPsPa)

571 *Miley is the voice of reason.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:32 PM (cPsPa)*



Wow. Just got here. It's only Friday of the Memorial Day weekend and it has already come to this?!



Just kidding, Miley! Love ya girl.

Posted by: tbodie at May 26, 2017 11:36 PM (dkrmM)


Yeah, I know, right?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:42 PM (tHwdc)

572 'a big theme of Wonder Woman has been that she rejects the Amazon's cutting themselves off from the "world of men." '

It would help if the producers of the movie mentioned that in their Twitter.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2017 11:43 PM (6FqZa)

573
Posted by: Tuna at May 26, 2017 11:39 PM (jm1YL)

The fact of the matter is, everyone except Melania would look like granny's davenport in that!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 11:43 PM (Y9+RI)

574 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 11:41 PM (6gk0M)


Hmm. That's plausible I can go with that.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 11:44 PM (IYHxL)

575 So WaPo claims Kershner tried to set up back door comms with the Russian Ambassador
Posted by: ThunderB

*assuming this is true, which is a stretch coming from the National Laughingstock*
OMG an important Presidential advisor wants to talk to the representative of our biggest frenemy away from the eyes of a hostile media!!11!!eleventy!1!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 26, 2017 11:44 PM (fHnbd)

576 Wtf have I stumbled in to

Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2017 11:44 PM (jHJXx)

577 THE THING WASNT SEX OR SEX-RELATED.

I'm not that stupid or that undignified.


I think they're just pulling your leg.

You did good. You saw a strange situation and you bailed.

Good call.

Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2017 11:44 PM (qUNWi)

578 I didn't mention what the one thing was bc I got paranoid that the seller might read here and see my post. And then call me.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:36 PM (Rsi2C)

....
the seller does not sound like a real moron

Posted by: Origional Jake at May 26, 2017 11:45 PM (O6tNn)

579 572 'a big theme of Wonder Woman has been that she rejects the Amazon's cutting themselves off from the "world of men." '

It would help if the producers of the movie mentioned that in their Twitter.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2017 11:43 PM (6FqZa)



You're assuming Hollywood is aware of what the major themes they often end up projecting in their movies. All they see is "yay girl power!" and that's all.

Posted by: buzzion at May 26, 2017 11:45 PM (cAnNx)

580 Keeping the coal-fired boiler going must be quite the chore.
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone


Which reminds me of an old fraternity song, "The Big Red Wheel"?

Anybody want to sing along?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 11:45 PM (S6Pax)

581 VERYONE TAKE A SHOT!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May




easy there girl, I am being very serious. was hoping you would dispense some wisdom to turn the stampede of stupid that is running roughshod over this here ont now. don't go gettin all riled up.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:45 PM (cPsPa)

582 @547

Rofl...well....it was a family/friend get together, so I don't think I would qualify it as a romper room.

But yes, I am assuming he sent me the picture, so I could see how romantic, or at the very least, how nice an atmosphere it was....so when I comment on it, I don't know why it made him sad.

Should I have just said, "Wow, that looks like a terrible time. Boooorrrring."?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:45 PM (smD62)

583 It was a skull.
























Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:45 PM (Rsi2C)

584 576 Wtf have I stumbled in to

Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2017 11:44 PM (jHJXx



Memorial Day weekend.

Posted by: buzzion at May 26, 2017 11:45 PM (cAnNx)

585 Someone has to say it. The Tickle Pink running soap opera drama mama updates are screwy.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 26, 2017 11:46 PM (IDPbH)

586 Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2017 11:39 PM (jHJXx)

I hear there are warrants out to search the Kushner children's toy chests for evidence.

Posted by: gracepc at May 26, 2017 11:46 PM (OU4q6)

587 Oh, I thought you were literally talking sex with phones

-
Was it a party line?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 26, 2017 11:46 PM (Nwg0u)

588 OH LORD

Memorial Day weekend

Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2017 11:46 PM (jHJXx)

589 I didn't mention what the one thing was bc I got paranoid that the seller might read here and see my post. And then call me.

Posted by: L, Elle at May




why the hell would you tell him you hang out here? wasn't giving him your ssn enough? you have to endanger us with the porn junk man too>

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:46 PM (cPsPa)

590 A real skull?

Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2017 11:47 PM (qUNWi)

591 Wtf have I stumbled in to
Posted by: ThunderB


Well, at least it's not the Spanish Inquisition!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 11:47 PM (S6Pax)

592 Memorial Day weekend.
Posted by: buzzion


AKA "Bannorial Weekend"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 26, 2017 11:47 PM (udajc)

593 Well, that's a little bit too off the wall. Not gonna touch that even with Charlie Brown's Dildo.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 11:40 PM (S6Pax)

Yeah, like he'd let you use it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:47 PM (tHwdc)

594 Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:45 PM (smD62)

Honestly, dude sounds like he's all over the map.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 11:47 PM (IYHxL)

595 Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:41 PM (smD62)

I beg your pardon; I must be confusing him with someone else! I though we'd discussed him having social issues and roommates who liked you and were encouraging you to keep talking to him.

By the way, I am hearing Paris Disney is not all that great!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 11:47 PM (Y9+RI)

596 583 It was a skull

alrighty
that took a strange turn

Posted by: navycopjoe (new and improved!!) at May 26, 2017 11:47 PM (RgmpP)

597 L, Elle, it turned out OK, you're safe, just having second thoughts, no permanent damage to anyone. The guy was tacky at best, most generous assessment. Next time take a friend.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at May 26, 2017 11:47 PM (hP3d7)

598 Skull from who/what?

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 26, 2017 11:47 PM (kufk0)

599 It was a skull.
























Posted by: L, Elle at May




how would you have sex with a skull? oh wow!

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:47 PM (cPsPa)

600 Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:45 PM (Rsi2C)

A crystal skull?

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 11:48 PM (0mRoj)

601 Like...a *human* skull?

Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2017 11:48 PM (qUNWi)

602 Y5 with straight savagery lol

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 11:48 PM (IYHxL)

603 From the last woman who answered his Craiglist ad?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2017 11:48 PM (6FqZa)

604

Wtf

Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2017 11:48 PM (jHJXx)

605 Posted by: Jack Sock at May 26, 2017 11:46 PM (IDPbH)

Some of us remember Stuck on Stupid. We like drama.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 11:49 PM (Y9+RI)

606 591 Wtf have I stumbled in to
Posted by: ThunderB


Well, at least it's not the Spanish Inquisition!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 11:47 PM (S6Pax)

I wouldn't have expected that.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 11:49 PM (0mRoj)

607 603 From the last woman who answered his Craiglist ad?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2017 11:48 PM (6FqZa)

Heh

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 26, 2017 11:49 PM (IDPbH)

608 "AKA "Bannorial Weekend""
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 26, 2017 11:47 PM (udajc)

Screw that, I'm not about to say an-

*Slapweasel has Left the game*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 11:49 PM (6gk0M)

609 By the way, I am hearing Paris Disney is not all that great!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 11:47 PM (Y9+RI)

=======

Posted by: GOULD at May 26, 2017 11:49 PM (Hj4t4)

610 @564

Haha, either that or I'm way dumber than either he or you give me credit for.

The bed/sexy times talk didn't even enter into my mind at all. At any point.

So, while I would like to take credit for being wise to his game....I really just was too naive to know the difference.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:49 PM (smD62)

611 Controversial? Okay, kinda sorta.

I was doing some transcription today. One of my specialities is legal transcription.

Anyway, one letter I typed today was from an attorney to his client, "Re: Divorce." The attorney was trying to convince his male client that there was no point in fighting with the other party's attorney, as they were going through a *divorce*, not a reconciliation or a post-nuptial agreement, and even said at one point, words to the effect of "I know you tried everything to save this marriage and that you are emotionally devastated, but facts are facts."

The attorney was talking about the male client's soon-to-be ex-husband.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2017 11:49 PM (eMKNe)

612 Like...a *human* skull?
Posted by: eleven

Or a facsimile thereof?

Posted by: Piltdown Man at May 26, 2017 11:49 PM (fHnbd)

613 It was a skull.
























Posted by: L, Elle at May




so you got in touch with a guy on craigs list who sells skulls. you went to his lair, then to the back room of his lair to get the skull and the one other thing. you ever consider how this skull monger gets his skulls?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:49 PM (cPsPa)

614 605 Posted by: Jack Sock at May 26, 2017 11:46 PM (IDPbH)

Some of us remember Stuck on Stupid. We like drama.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 11:49 PM (Y9+RI)

His stories were highly entertaining.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 11:49 PM (0mRoj)

615 >>>It was a skull.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:45 PM (Rsi2C)<<<




Making a throne?




(I'd have sold you mine... I don't use it anymore)

Posted by: Scott Walker at May 26, 2017 11:50 PM (NBiK1)

616 Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2017 11:21

Enjoy your vacation chavez.

And hi to the rest of the horde, have a nice weekend. I've gotta work Sat & Sun, will miss the cemetery family thing for the first time in yrs. But I'm off on Mon., yay!

Posted by: Farmer at May 26, 2017 11:50 PM (o/90i)

617 You can get skulls and entire skeletons from science supply stores.

Spendy, though.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 11:50 PM (Y9+RI)

618 Skull sex on Craig's list

Mopey aspies with outdoor sex beds

Wtf

Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2017 11:50 PM (jHJXx)

619 Posted by: L, Elle

you own a gun right?


mebe 2?

Posted by: Origional Jake at May 26, 2017 11:50 PM (O6tNn)

620 Happy Memorial Day you ONT, Morons...

I'll admit I was on the ONT for 6 drunken hours too many "that weekend".

Was SHOCKED when LauraW had to scold us degenerates for posting NUDIE pics. (I logged out WAY before that.)

Best AoSHQ Memorial day weekend though?

Ace tweeting about Anthony Weiner.

Don't forget that before Breitbart was taken over by weirdos like Bannon, Andrew Breitbart was a wonderful and DELIGHTFUL culture warrior.

(Get off your fucking high horse already and eat some BBQ! Me and mine remember our warriors each and every day. Don't tell me how and where and especially WHEN I get to grieve.)

I remember.

Be happy!
Love and cherish your children! or, other peoples' children!
Engage in pointless Twitter non-troversies!
Hug your warrior spouse that came home, EXTRA hard, w/ gratitude (but on the sly).

They don't want your THANKS on Monday.

They want you to take their and their brothers' sacrifice seriously.



Posted by: Deety at May 26, 2017 11:51 PM (xPWMR)

621 @595

Nope same guy.

But, the whole Aspy thing was never confirmed. I think the theory was floated out there, but so far as I can tell....he doesn't seem to be that way.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:51 PM (smD62)

622 how would you have sex with a skull? oh wow!
Posted by: YankeeFifth


Pyle, I am going to skull fuck you if you don't get your shit together!

Posted by: Gunny Sergeant Hartman at May 26, 2017 11:51 PM (S6Pax)

623

Stuck on Stupid. Yeah. Like a soap opera

Posted by: ThunderB at May 26, 2017 11:51 PM (jHJXx)

624 The attorney was talking about the male client's soon-to-be ex-husband.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2017 11:49 PM (eMKNe)

Ugh.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 11:51 PM (0mRoj)

625 Yeah, a real skull. A steer skull. It's super cool and I've gotten lots of compliments on it. The second thing that I didn't want was a plastic goat skull.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:51 PM (Rsi2C)

626 easy there girl, I am being very serious. was
hoping you would dispense some wisdom to turn the stampede of stupid
that is running roughshod over this here ont now. don't go gettin all
riled up.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:45 PM (cPsPa)

collects herself and puts on glasses, hair up in a bun. Pours another drink with pinky extended

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:52 PM (tHwdc)

627 Nude pictures? No shit? Do tell.......

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 11:52 PM (IYHxL)

628 I hear there are warrants out to search the Kushner children's toy chests for evidence.
Posted by: gracepc


Just weird enough to be true.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 26, 2017 11:52 PM (S6Pax)

629 By the way, I am hearing Paris Disney is not all that great!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May




yeah well who wants to go to disney with rude obnoxious disney characters walking around smoking and cussing at you in french?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:53 PM (cPsPa)

630 Insomniac, hey. If they want same-sex marriage, they're gonna need to also learn to deal with same-sex divorce.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2017 11:53 PM (eMKNe)

631 A steer skull? ::whoosh::


Why didn't you just say that?

Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2017 11:53 PM (qUNWi)

632 From the last woman who answered his Craiglist ad?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2017 11:48 PM (6FqZa)

Man, that's just poetic.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:53 PM (tHwdc)

633 When in doubt, bail out.

Or when dealing with a leftist, when in doubt, whack 'em out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 11:54 PM (SRKgf)

634 I'll bet someone here could've hooked you up with a steer skull

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 26, 2017 11:54 PM (kufk0)

635 630 Insomniac, hey. If they want same-sex marriage, they're gonna need to also learn to deal with same-sex divorce.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2017 11:53 PM (eMKNe)

Agreed. Now, how do they figure out which one is the woman so the court can give him all the other guy's stuff?

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 11:54 PM (0mRoj)

636 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2017 11:49 PM (eMKNe)

Darling lad, you'll soon be a former legal transcriptionist if you keep posting things like this

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 11:54 PM (Y9+RI)

637 collects herself and puts on glasses, hair up in a bun. Pours another drink with pinky extended
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May




there ya go. have a pic of that?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:55 PM (cPsPa)

638 The first stupid comment left a big blank space and cut out the steer skull part.

Don't worry, I'm done with my Craigslist buying. It was getting to be an expensive habit.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:55 PM (Rsi2C)

639 So, while I would like to take credit for being wise to his game....I really just was too naive to know the difference.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:49 PM (smD62)

How do you remain naive while posting here on the ONT?
Really, I need to know.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 26, 2017 11:55 PM (tHwdc)

640 Tammy, true. :-)

Believe me, there's other stuff I wanted to write about that I couldn't.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2017 11:56 PM (eMKNe)

641 Oh ffs steer skull? I could probably get you they whole steer skeleton. how long you want the horns? don't tell me what you are going to do with it though.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:56 PM (cPsPa)

642 625 Yeah, a real skull. A steer skull. It's super cool and I've gotten lots of compliments on it. The second thing that I didn't want was a plastic goat skull.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:51 PM (Rsi2C)

Is it now a hood ornament on your Cadillac El Dorado?

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 11:57 PM (0mRoj)

643 Is the buzz around Wonder Woman really good? Because if not, if it's just didactic SJW crap, who cares if a bunch of feminists cordon themselves off to watch it? They could make it a double feature with the Vagina Monologues or Miss Sloane or New Ghostbusters, and more power to 'em, I say. If a diner that serves shit sandwiches had a sign that said "No Dogs or Morons Allowed", it would make no difference to how I spent the day.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 26, 2017 11:57 PM (vRcUp)

644 *Yeah, a real skull. A steer skull. It's super cool and I've gotten lots of compliments on it. The second thing that I didn't want was a plastic goat skull.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:51 PM (Rsi2C)*

Wait. Do you drive a pink Cadillac? Cause if you drive a pink Cadillac you can mount the skull on the hood, that is the epitome of cool.

Posted by: tbodie at May 26, 2017 11:57 PM (dkrmM)

645 Yeah, a real skull. A steer skull. It's super cool and I've gotten lots of compliments on it. The second thing that I didn't want was a plastic goat skull.
Posted by: L, Elle


You live in Texas, right?

I had a friend that used to sell animal skeletons. He would prep them by taking the dead carcass and putting it in a pot (okay, nothing as big as steer!), then covering with a damp rag. Flies would lay eggs, and the maggots would clean the skeleton clean.
And put this somewhere away from the house, because it will stink for a while. But, this works great.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 26, 2017 11:57 PM (S6Pax)

646 62 So... any studies on how many times a woman needs to um...orgasm to be healthy? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 26, 2017 10:03 PM
~~~~~
In my experience, about 5 a month... give or take 2-3.

Posted by: socalcon at May 26, 2017 11:57 PM (WAnre)

647 Y'all are some freaks!

**resumes braiding riding crops for yoga-pants moms while watching videos of Mongolian women's equestrianism**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2017 11:57 PM (J+Iw5)

648 They don't want your THANKS on Monday.

They want you to take their and their brothers' sacrifice seriously.

Posted by: Deety at May 26, 2017 11:51 PM (xPWMR

========

Please post the link to that thread.

Posted by: GOULD at May 26, 2017 11:57 PM (Hj4t4)

649 635 630 Insomniac, hey. If they want same-sex marriage, they're gonna need to also learn to deal with same-sex divorce.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2017 11:53 PM (eMKNe)

Agreed. Now, how do they figure out which one is the woman so the court can give him all the other guy's stuff?
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 11:54 PM (0mRoj)

I think they will set up a special government account and take everything away from both of them just to make sure.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 26, 2017 11:58 PM (IDPbH)

650 Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:45 PM (smD62)

2 cents. I lurk more than comment. But here goes. You sound like a nice young lady. You can do better.

Posted by: gracepc at May 26, 2017 11:58 PM (OU4q6)

651 Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:51 PM (Rsi2C)

All the same, in the future, please to be NOT answering Craigslist ads about people who have any kinds of skulls whatsoever, or at least agree to meet up somewhere very public.

Like the parking lot of a police station.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 26, 2017 11:58 PM (Y9+RI)

652 a real skull. A steer skull.

-
Any circling buzzards?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 26, 2017 11:58 PM (Nwg0u)

653 I'll bet someone here could've hooked you up with a steer skull
Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 26, 2017 11:54 PM
****
Yeah, I know. The thought did occur to me. I just never pursued it.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:58 PM (Rsi2C)

654 Oh ffs steer skull? I could probably get you they whole steer skeleton.
Posted by: YankeeFifth


Step 1: Buy an entire steer.
Step 2: Go a couple days without eating and get really, really hungry...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2017 11:58 PM (eMKNe)

655 So, while I would like to take credit for being wise to his game....I really just was too naive to know the difference.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:49 PM (smD62)


Assume the worst. Move up in your estimation from there, but only as the facts absolutely require.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 11:58 PM (SRKgf)

656 @639

Titus 1:15 To the pure, all things are pure.

Not that I consider myself pure. Pure as the driven snow, maybe.

But, my point being....my mind just doesn't work that way. It just doesn't. Like...the whole outdoor bed thing. It didn't even occur to me at all that there was anything beyond him just wanting to share with me where he was spending his evening, and me thinking it was a nice ambience.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:59 PM (smD62)

657 652 a real skull. A steer skull.

-
Any circling buzzards?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 26, 2017 11:58 PM (Nwg0u)

Just the guy selling it.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 11:59 PM (0mRoj)

658 Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 26, 2017 11:52 PM (S6Pax)

You thought I was joking?

Posted by: gracepc at May 26, 2017 11:59 PM (OU4q6)

659 So... any studies on how many times a woman needs to um...orgasm to be healthy? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 26, 2017 10:03 PM


Pffft.

Posted by: Sudanese Clit-clipper at May 26, 2017 11:59 PM (vBeA5)

660 Just testing a new Android keyboard.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 26, 2017 11:59 PM (toi7g)

661 Is it now a hood ornament on your Cadillac El Dorado?
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May




you need longhorn horns for the el dorado.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:00 AM (cPsPa)

662 Don't post in the old Memorial Day Thread. The pixyware WILL ban you. That's how I got myself banned, like an idiot, for half a year.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 27, 2017 12:00 AM (6FqZa)

663 Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:56 PM (cPsPa)

All I ever asked for is some damn pheasant feathers, and yet here you are gonna send Miss Elle an entire steer skeleton.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:00 AM (Y9+RI)

664 Just the guy selling it.
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May




heh

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:00 AM (cPsPa)

665 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/868132441327898625

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/868132530343563266

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/868132631979970560

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/868132737240244224

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/868132841263161344

Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2017 12:01 AM (AOrEZ)

666 Just testing a new Android keyboard.
Posted by: Rusty Nail


That new model with the human skin, right?

Posted by: Deckard at May 27, 2017 12:01 AM (eMKNe)

667 Is it now a hood ornament on your Cadillac El Dorado?
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone


Sounds like something from a John Hiatt song.

"Memphis in the Mean Time"

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 27, 2017 12:01 AM (S6Pax)

668 And Insomniac beat me to it.

Posted by: tbodie at May 27, 2017 12:01 AM (dkrmM)

669 you need longhorn horns for the el dorado.
Posted by: YankeeFifth


Dem Duke boys!

Posted by: boss hogg at May 27, 2017 12:01 AM (udajc)

670 I saw something that blew my mind. Small Southern town. Traffic was such that I took another route to get where I was going, and I noticed something. A new little shop had opened up.

Hot Yoga.

A hot yoga studio in this little town. Well, it used to be little, until all these transplants started moving in.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 27, 2017 12:01 AM (8O3HH)

671 All I ever asked for is some damn pheasant feathers, and yet here you are gonna send Miss Elle an entire steer skeleton.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May




oops. how many you want? you have to give me until october. male feathers only?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:01 AM (cPsPa)

672 661 Is it now a hood ornament on your Cadillac El Dorado?
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May




you need longhorn horns for the el dorado.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:00 AM (cPsPa)

The Texas Cattleman's Edition

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 12:02 AM (0mRoj)

673 That new model with the human skin, right?

Posted by: Deckard at May 27, 2017 12:01 AM

Nah. Those are illegal on Earth. Just testing SwiftKey.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 27, 2017 12:02 AM (toi7g)

674 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/868132925451239424

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/868133015368716288

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/868133105906921475

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/868133189876940801

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/868133284622065664

Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2017 12:02 AM (AOrEZ)

675 Agreed. Now, how do they figure out which one is the woman so the court can give him all the other guy's stuff?

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 11:54 PM (0mRoj)

I love you, Insomniac!!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:02 AM (tHwdc)

676 There are only two kinds of skulls you can buy in Texas.

Posted by: Sgt. Hartman at May 27, 2017 12:03 AM (vRcUp)

677 publius, LOL. Been writing about the hot yoga studios opening up in my neck of the woods in SoCal.

I did a bit of vacationing in Laughlin/Bullhead City over Easter weekend. Out there, they call hot yoga "doing yoga outdoors at 1pm in August."

Posted by: Deckard at May 27, 2017 12:03 AM (eMKNe)

678 Bossy, used to live in TX. I'm in CO now. I should
have used your friend's method when some jackass left a deer carcass in my dumpster. Then I'd have a deer skull too. I also bought a Wyoming buffalo skull off CL.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 27, 2017 12:03 AM (Rsi2C)

679 675 Agreed. Now, how do they figure out which one is the woman so the court can give him all the other guy's stuff?

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 26, 2017 11:54 PM (0mRoj)

I love you, Insomniac!!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:02 AM (tHwdc)

Back at ya!

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 12:03 AM (0mRoj)

680 Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 26, 2017 11:57 PM (S6Pax)

Too funny. About the maggot cleaners. I saw this on one of CIS type shows also. Yikes.

Posted by: gracepc at May 27, 2017 12:03 AM (OU4q6)

681 Do you need parrot feathers?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 27, 2017 12:03 AM (Lqy/e)

682 675. So - when's the multi-state crime spree?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 12:03 AM (J+Iw5)

683 I shouldn't have been an ass about the second thing that I had no interest in. I know that was wrong. I just did it without thinking. So, did I over react or react unreasonably? Am I a snob or judgmental?
Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:10 PM (Rsi2C)


You didn't ask for my opinion but I'm going to give it anyway.

He was terribly disrespectful of you with the swearing, the porn, and his general behavior. You were right to be angry.

The guy sounds more than a little creepy. I'm glad you're safe. I hope you were packing.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 27, 2017 12:04 AM (nvMvs)

684 You thought I was joking?
Posted by: gracepc



You're ......not? (facepalm)

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 27, 2017 12:04 AM (S6Pax)

685 there ya go. have a pic of that?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:55 PM (cPsPa)

Sadly, no.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:04 AM (tHwdc)

686 675. So - when's the multi-state crime spree?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 12:03 AM (J+Iw5)


Why do you ask Miley that, Palp? Have you gotten any indications that Miley is going to go Thelma & Louise on us anytime soon?

Posted by: Deckard at May 27, 2017 12:05 AM (eMKNe)

687 Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:01 AM (cPsPa)

I have no idea, although I assume male. Them real, real purty ones!

Helpful, yes?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:05 AM (Y9+RI)

688 Miley, emotional sponge guy sounds like an idiot

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2017 12:05 AM (PUmDY)

689 Sadly, no.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May




not sure which of us is more sad about that.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:05 AM (cPsPa)

690 I suppose a buffalo skin is a bit much to ask for?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:06 AM (Y9+RI)

691 I have no idea, although I assume male. Them real, real purty ones!

Helpful, yes?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May




what are you doing with them?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:07 AM (cPsPa)

692 686. No. She and Insomniac are planning a little road trip, is all. Trying to get them to synch it up with the filming times and locations of Live PD.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 12:07 AM (J+Iw5)

693 690 I suppose a buffalo skin is a bit much to ask for?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:06 AM (Y9+RI)

Is it big through the hips? Rrrroomy?

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 12:07 AM (0mRoj)

694 I suppose a buffalo skin is a bit much to ask for?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor


I prefer the wings myself.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:07 AM (eMKNe)

695 Thanks for all of your honest and gently stated opinions and answers on my question.


Except for you, Y5.




jk

Posted by: L, Elle at May 27, 2017 12:07 AM (Rsi2C)

696 Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 27, 2017 12:04 AM (S6Pax)

Unfortunately you were right the first time. Weird enough to be true. With the way this run away farce is going.

Posted by: gracepc at May 27, 2017 12:08 AM (OU4q6)

697 Do you need parrot feathers?
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Is this an ex-parrot, or was he just stunned?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 27, 2017 12:08 AM (S6Pax)

698 690. Them's heap-big spendy......heap-big wampum.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 12:08 AM (J+Iw5)

699 638 The first stupid comment left a big blank space and cut out the steer skull part.

Don't worry, I'm done with my Craigslist buying. It was getting to be an expensive habit.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:55 PM (Rsi2C



Probably a good idea before you meet the guy that remarks on your smooth skin and asks what your brand of lotion is. And what you're looking to buy is in his basement.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2017 12:08 AM (cAnNx)

700 I suppose a buffalo skin is a bit much to ask for?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May




well if any wander on to the ranch looking for a skull which was advertised on craigslist we may be able to do something.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:08 AM (cPsPa)

701 Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 27, 2017 12:03 AM (Lqy/e)

I am very fond of all feathers, but I don't want the blood of innocent parrots on my hands.

Y5th is going to go a-killin' the poor pheasants anyway, if no one else wants it's feathers, I may as well have them.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:08 AM (Y9+RI)

702 699 638 The first stupid comment left a big blank space and cut out the steer skull part.

Don't worry, I'm done with my Craigslist buying. It was getting to be an expensive habit.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:55 PM (Rsi2C



Probably a good idea before you meet the guy that remarks on your smooth skin and asks what your brand of lotion is. And what you're looking to buy is in his basement.
Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2017 12:08 AM (cAnNx)

And if he asks if you're about a size 14

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 12:09 AM (0mRoj)

703 Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:08 AM (cPsPa)

But who has to supply the wall-pron?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:09 AM (Y9+RI)

704 Y5th is going to go a-killin' the poor pheasants anyway, if no one else wants it's feathers, I may as well have them.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor


Tammy's got places to go and people to tickle to death. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:09 AM (eMKNe)

705 No android can be illegal!

Posted by: Nexus 6 (progressive model) at May 27, 2017 12:10 AM (toi7g)

706 Thanks for all of your honest and gently stated opinions and answers on my question.


Except for you, Y5.




jk
Posted by: L, Elle at May




tough love dear lady. would very much hate for such a fine lass t meet an untimely end in such a place.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:10 AM (cPsPa)

707 Do you need parrot feathers?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 27, 2017 12:03 AM (Lqy/e)

I have some hummingbird tail feathers, they were all that was left after my cat got it.
<stifles a sob>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:10 AM (tHwdc)

708 >>>I suppose a buffalo skin is a bit much to ask for?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:06 AM (Y9+RI)<<<


Cultural appropriation.

**tear streams down high cheek bone**

Posted by: Suckagawea Warren at May 27, 2017 12:10 AM (NBiK1)

709 I prefer the wings myself.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:07 AM (eMKNe)


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:11 AM (Y9+RI)

710 (walks in, looks around, slowly backs out)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 12:11 AM (wB8Tg)

711 705 No android can be illegal!

Posted by: Nexus 6 (progressive model) at May 27, 2017 12:10 AM (toi7g)



Unless its made by Samsung.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2017 12:11 AM (cAnNx)

712 tough love dear lady. would very much hate for such a fine lass t meet an untimely end in such a place.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:10 AM (cPsPa)

There are much classier places in which to meet an untimely end.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 12:11 AM (0mRoj)

713 Is this a joke I am not in on?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2017 12:11 AM (PUmDY)

714 But who has to supply the wall-pron?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May




directors cut of dances with wolves.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:11 AM (cPsPa)

715 He was terribly disrespectful of you with the swearing, the porn, and his general behavior. You were right to be angry.
******
Thank you for saying that, Micheal. I really felt bad about myself and was thinking maybe I made myself sound like some dirty whore in our exchanges or something to invite that kind of reception. I'm sure it's like someone said that but was just a guy being thoughtless and oblivious and I was walking into his house so that part was on me.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 27, 2017 12:12 AM (Rsi2C)

716 Cultural appropriation.
**tear streams down high cheek bone**
Posted by: Suckagawea Warren


Pick up my garbage, weepy wimpy!

*throws 48 pounds of banana peels on top of Fauxcohontas*

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:12 AM (eMKNe)

717 Well...anyhoo...I'm glad to see Elle here again.

Why such a stranger?

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2017 12:12 AM (qUNWi)

718 (walks in, looks around, slowly backs out)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith


Not a very brave Sith Lord, buddy.


Turn in your Sith card on the way out.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 27, 2017 12:13 AM (S6Pax)

719 Unless its made by Samsung.
Posted by: buzzion


That's so androidist and bigoted!! Why I oughta!!!!....

*bursts into flames*

Posted by: Samsung Galaxy Phone at May 27, 2017 12:13 AM (eMKNe)

720 Turn in your Sith card on the way out.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 27, 2017 12:13 AM (S6Pax) fnord (S6Pax)


Dude, I *issue* the cards.

Well, I will when I get the damned laminator fixed again.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 12:14 AM (wB8Tg)

721 Posted by: Suckagawea Warren at May 27, 2017 12:10 AM (NBiK1)

Well, my ancestors were not the buffalo hunting kind, but some were actual Injuns, so I politely invite you to kiss my Seneca and Eastern Band Cherokee ass, Madame.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:14 AM (Y9+RI)

722 so, MissTammy, this buffalo skin, whatcha you going to do with it? you planning on giving the polar bear a reprieve?


you know what the new hot thing in skin rugs is? pandas. when you do it right there is not even a hole in their skin.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:14 AM (cPsPa)

723 Dude, I *issue* the cards.

Well, I will when I get the damned laminator fixed again.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 12:14 AM (wB8Tg)



Who issues the cookies?

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2017 12:14 AM (cAnNx)

724 But yes, I am assuming he sent me the picture, so I could see how romantic, or at the very least, how nice an atmosphere it was....so when I comment on it, I don't know why it made him sad.
Should I have just said, "Wow, that looks like a terrible time. Boooorrrring."?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:45

Just a WAG, but from what you've written maybe he was sad because you found it romantic and weren't there w/ him?

But as others have said, if he let you know he was sad and then refused to talk about it WTF? I understand a long distance relationship is difficult, but proceed w/ caution.

Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2017 12:15 AM (o/90i)

725 Unless its made by Samsung.
Posted by: buzzion

No kidding, there was a big sign at the Singapore airport that ABSOLUTELY BANNED Samsung S7 phones from flights.

Guffaw.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 27, 2017 12:15 AM (S6Pax)

726 Posted by: Suckagawea Warren at May 27, 2017 12:10 AM (NBiK1)
Well, my ancestors were not the buffalo hunting kind, but some were actual Injuns, so I politely invite you to kiss my Seneca and Eastern Band Cherokee ass, Madame.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:14 AM (Y9+RI)


Tammy: LOL!!! ;-)

Tell 'er it tastes like maize.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:15 AM (eMKNe)

727 721 Posted by: Suckagawea Warren at May 27, 2017 12:10 AM (NBiK1)

Well, my ancestors were not the buffalo hunting kind, but some were actual Injuns, so I politely invite you to kiss my Seneca and Eastern Band Cherokee ass, Madame.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:14 AM (Y9+RI)

When your tribe hunted, they used every part of the crab.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 12:15 AM (0mRoj)

728 I'm laughing so hard because I'm reading and responding on a Samsung tablet right now. That will probably kill me.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 27, 2017 12:16 AM (toi7g)

729 >>>you know what the new hot thing in skin rugs is? pandas. when you do it right there is not even a hole in their skin.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:14 AM (cPsPa)<<<

Pandas also make for pretty nice hats.

Posted by: Tugg Speedman at May 27, 2017 12:16 AM (NBiK1)

730 *Well, my ancestors were not the buffalo hunting kind, but some were actual Injuns, so I politely invite you to kiss my Seneca and Eastern Band Cherokee ass, Madame.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:14 AM (Y9+RI)*

Miss Tammy, i am shocked to see such language coming from you.

No need to be polite about it!

Posted by: tbodie at May 27, 2017 12:16 AM (dkrmM)

731 *My* tribe told Marco Polo to go appropriate himself.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:16 AM (eMKNe)

732 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:10 AM (tHwdc)

Horrifying but impressive, nonetheless!

It really is a dreadful downside to being owned by a cat.

I have nine and live on 12 acres; you can imagine the trauma.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:16 AM (Y9+RI)

733 Just so you all know..I've obtained pics of Tickled Pink and she's smokin hot.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2017 12:17 AM (qUNWi)

734 So - when's the multi-state crime spree?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 12:03 AM (J+Iw5)

In the not-too-distant future?
At some point I have to do reconnaissance in Pensacola.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:17 AM (tHwdc)

735 you know what the new hot thing in skin rugs is? pandas. when you do it right there is not even a hole in their skin.
Posted by: YankeeFifth

Ah,with the Pandas again. They are nauseating creatures. Sort of useless and furry.
Probably make great decorative rugs.

Panda Rugs Closeouts in Dalton Georgia!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 27, 2017 12:17 AM (S6Pax)

736 Posted by: tbodie at May 27, 2017 12:16 AM (dkrmM)

You mean the polite language, right?!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:17 AM (Y9+RI)

737 -Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 27, 2017 12:04 AM (nvMvs)

As I said, my Parents wouldn't let me into some garages in the Seventies. They'd say things like, "There's a Big Hairy Beaver out there and she bites."

Nowadays, I'd make a Bee-Line for the garage/basement.

But when you're five, that's scary.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 12:17 AM (6gk0M)

738 tough love dear lady. would very much hate for such a fine lass t meet an untimely end in such a place.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:10 AM (cPsPa)

There are much classier places in which to meet an untimely end.
Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May




seriously, who wants to read L'Elle est le morte? how am I going to be snarky with tears streaming down my face into my scotch and my keyboard?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:17 AM (cPsPa)

739 I thought it was the Note that was banned. There's a problem with S phones?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 27, 2017 12:18 AM (toi7g)

740 Eleven, honestly, I'm kind of a quiet person IRL. Very much an introvert. I found myself coming here and reading Ace and comments and having nothing useful, meaningful, or insightful to say so I said nothing for a while. It was nothing personal or against the blog. And I can't talk politics and Trump 24/7 anymore.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 27, 2017 12:18 AM (Rsi2C)

741 Panda's wouldn't be going extinct if they tasted delicious.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2017 12:18 AM (cAnNx)

742 Who issues the cookies?

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2017 12:14 AM (cAnNx) fnord (cAnNx)


The Galactic Empire is closed for the holiday weekend.

There's a big platter in the lobby, but they're like two days old. Got plastic over 'em.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 12:18 AM (wB8Tg)

743 You mean the polite language, right?!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:17 AM (Y9+RI)

Absolutely.

Posted by: tbodie at May 27, 2017 12:18 AM (dkrmM)

744 Posted by: YankeeFifth

This whole taking a-gin' the gentle panda is the only thing bad I know about you.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:19 AM (Y9+RI)

745 Eleven, honestly, I'm kind of a quiet person IRL. Very much an introvert. I found myself coming here and reading Ace and comments and having nothing useful, meaningful, or insightful to say so I said nothing for a while. It was nothing personal or against the blog. And I can't talk politics and Trump 24/7 anymore.
Posted by: L, Elle


I likes you alot. For whatever that's worth.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2017 12:19 AM (qUNWi)

746 Is it big through the hips? Rrrroomy?

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 12:07 AM (0mRoj)

Damnit, you owe me a keyboard. And I SHALL collect!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:20 AM (tHwdc)

747 Just so you all know..I've obtained pics of Tickled Pink and she's smokin hot.
Posted by: eleven


Lemmee guess. You got the pictures from a guy on Craig's List that has some questionable wall decorations and sells cattle skulls?
This sounds like a Penthouse letter in the making.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 27, 2017 12:20 AM (S6Pax)

748 Who issues the cookies?

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2017 12:14 AM (cAnNx) fnord (cAnNx)

The Galactic Empire is closed for the holiday weekend.


Droid out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:20 AM (Y9+RI)

749 "Come to the dark side. We have cookies!!" - Darth Vader

...and then you get there, and it turns out the cookiest are oatmeal raisin, vegan and sugar-free.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:20 AM (eMKNe)

750 Well, my ancestors were not the buffalo hunting kind, but some were actual Injuns, so I politely invite you to kiss my Seneca and Eastern Band Cherokee ass, Madame.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May




well, my ancestors were the cultural expropriation kind. really nice real estate.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:20 AM (cPsPa)

751 739 I thought it was the Note that was banned. There's a problem with S phones?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 27, 2017 12:18 AM (toi7g)



Galaxy S7's were exploding. Dumbass engineers made it so compact there was no space for the battery to swell when it started to get hot.

My favorite thing is still the mod someone made for GTA that turned the explosives into them.

https://youtu.be/0IVk8PsSgEI

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2017 12:20 AM (cAnNx)

752 Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 12:07 AM (0mRoj)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:21 AM (Y9+RI)

753 Pandas v. quokkas cage match. It'll be the cutest, furriest, bloodiest fight to the death ever seen!

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 12:21 AM (0mRoj)

754 753. And barbeque after!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 12:22 AM (J+Iw5)

755 Damnit, you owe me a keyboard. And I SHALL collect!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:20 AM (tHwdc)


Hah!

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 12:22 AM (0mRoj)

756 (walks in, looks around, slowly backs out)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 12:11 AM (wB8Tg)

No, come back! I'm wearing glasses and a bun!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:22 AM (tHwdc)

757 749 "Come to the dark side. We have cookies!!" - Darth Vader

...and then you get there, and it turns out the cookiest are oatmeal raisin, vegan and sugar-free.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:20 AM (eMKNe)



I despise oatmeal raisin.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2017 12:22 AM (cAnNx)

758 Pandas vs Koala would be more evenly matched.....

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 27, 2017 12:22 AM (kufk0)

759 This whole taking a-gin' the gentle panda is the only thing bad I know about you.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May



so it does not make me dangerous and exciting?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:23 AM (cPsPa)

760 756. The bun.....with a pencil, I hope?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 12:23 AM (J+Iw5)

761 757 749 "Come to the dark side. We have cookies!!" - Darth Vader

...and then you get there, and it turns out the cookiest are oatmeal raisin, vegan and sugar-free.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:20 AM (eMKNe)



I despise oatmeal raisin.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2017 12:22 AM (cAnNx)

Vegan and sugar-free dont exactly do it for me either.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 12:23 AM (0mRoj)

762 Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:20 AM (cPsPa)

Ha, mine too.

And the closest Indian ancestors were both female, so they appropriated more than just the culture!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:23 AM (Y9+RI)

763 I despise oatmeal raisin.

Posted by: buzzion


So you despise the very essence of cookie itself?

Intredasting.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2017 12:23 AM (qUNWi)

764 @724

Yeah maybe. I wish I could have been there with him too. But, I shouldn't have to say it.

If that's truly how he felt...and like you said, it's total speculation, but if it was...then all he would have had to say was, "I wish you were here with me."

Not that hard. Pretty simple.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 12:24 AM (smD62)

765 .and then you get there, and it turns out the cookiest are oatmeal raisin, vegan and sugar-free.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:20 AM (eMKNe)

I despise oatmeal raisin.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2017 12:22 AM (cAnNx)

And it was the oatmeal raisin partbyou focused on?

Posted by: tbodie at May 27, 2017 12:24 AM (dkrmM)

766 I like you alots too, eleven. That's why I put my question to you first. All the answers were actually very smart. Jokey answers were really funny too. What did I miss here? Anything good?

Posted by: L, Elle at May 27, 2017 12:25 AM (Rsi2C)

767 Droid out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:20 AM (Y9+RI) fnord (Y9+RI)


Well, maybe. He's got a bad motivator.

Or maybe he just hates his job. I'll have to ask sometime.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 12:25 AM (wB8Tg)

768 Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:23 AM (cPsPa)

How much danger is involved in the eradication of a panda from a zoo?

I grant you it would take slightly more effort than would a sloth, but still.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:25 AM (Y9+RI)

769 I understand a long distance relationship is difficult, but proceed w/ caution.



Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2017 12:15 AM (o/90i)

And make him promise that no one will ever find your body. It's the least he can do.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:25 AM (tHwdc)

770 Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2017 12:20 PM

Everything I see online says it was the Note 7 that was splodey and eventually recalled. I can't find anything about the S7.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 27, 2017 12:25 AM (toi7g)

771 Putting raisins in cookies is an abomination and should be outlawed.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 12:25 AM (0mRoj)

772
so you got in touch with a guy on craigs list who sells skulls. you went to his lair, then to the back room of his lair to get the skull and the one other thing. you ever consider how this skull monger gets his skulls?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 26, 2017 11:49 PM (cPsPa)








From India of course. International treaty. All skeletons come from India. Y'know, I think they have a skeleton farm over there......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2017 12:25 AM (quw2O)

773 No, come back! I'm wearing glasses and a bun!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:22 AM (tHwdc)


Again with the crullers. WTH?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2017 12:25 AM (mkDpn)

774 I had a friend that used to sell animal skeletons. He would prep them by taking the dead carcass and putting it in a pot (okay, nothing as big as steer!), then covering with a damp rag. Flies would lay eggs, and the maggots would clean the skeleton clean.
And put this somewhere away from the house, because it will stink for a while. But, this works great.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 26, 2017 11:57

And another handy? helpful hint from the Horde!

Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2017 12:26 AM (o/90i)

775 765 .and then you get there, and it turns out the cookiest are oatmeal raisin, vegan and sugar-free.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:20 AM (eMKNe)

I despise oatmeal raisin.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2017 12:22 AM (cAnNx)

And it was the oatmeal raisin partbyou focused on?

Posted by: tbodie at May 27, 2017 12:24 AM (dkrmM



Once its that, the rest is already irrelevant.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2017 12:26 AM (cAnNx)

776 ..."Not that hard. Pretty simple."
-Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 12:24 AM (smD62)

At twenty-nine, he's got to be more stable than that. Bypass the Skype and just nap.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 12:26 AM (6gk0M)

777 767. That'd be Marvin.....you don't want to talk with him. And he knows it, too.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 12:26 AM (J+Iw5)

778 *No, come back! I'm wearing glasses and a bun!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:22 AM (tHwdc)*

SCIENCE!

(h/t to kbdabear)

Posted by: tbodie at May 27, 2017 12:26 AM (dkrmM)

779 767 Droid out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:20 AM (Y9+RI) fnord (Y9+RI)

Well, maybe. He's got a bad motivator.

Or maybe he just hates his job. I'll have to ask sometime.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 12:25 AM (wB8Tg)

Is his name Marvin perchance?

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 12:26 AM (0mRoj)

780 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 12:25 AM (wB8Tg)


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:26 AM (Y9+RI)

781 No, come back! I'm wearing glasses and a bun!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May




so, was wondering if I could maybe arrange a minute to speak with you offline? I have this here copy of snow white that I checked out in 1980 and the fines are going to be exorbitant, was wondering if we could work something out?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:26 AM (cPsPa)

782 I like you alots too, eleven. That's why I put my question to you first. All the answers were actually very smart. Jokey answers were really funny too. What did I miss here? Anything good?
Posted by: L, Elle



Just the things I said. Everyone else was meh.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2017 12:26 AM (qUNWi)

783 Horrifying but impressive, nonetheless!



It really is a dreadful downside to being owned by a cat.



I have nine and live on 12 acres; you can imagine the trauma.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:16 AM (Y9+RI)

First kill since we moved to the 4th floor and all she has is the balcony.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:27 AM (tHwdc)

784 No, come back! I'm wearing glasses and a bun!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:22 AM (tHwdc) fnord (tHwdc)


What kind of bun? It's not buttermilk, is it?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 12:27 AM (wB8Tg)

785 Oatmeal rasin is my favorite. More for me and Darth.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 27, 2017 12:27 AM (toi7g)

786
-Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 12:24 AM (smD62)

He assumes you know that he wishes you were there. It's a given. (In his mind)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:28 AM (Y9+RI)

787 Evening all.

Dang, 700+ comments already?? On a holiday weekend? That many people have no life like me?

Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 12:28 AM (Jcg9Q)

788 @776

ROFL, that's advice to get put onto a T shirt...bypass the Skype and just nap.

Words to live by. I love it.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 12:28 AM (smD62)

789 As I said, my Parents wouldn't let me into some
garages in the Seventies. They'd say things like, "There's a Big Hairy
Beaver out there and she bites."



Nowadays, I'd make a Bee-Line for the garage/basement.



But when you're five, that's scary.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 12:17 AM (6gk0M)

<coughs and chokes>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:28 AM (tHwdc)

790 No, come back! I'm wearing glasses and a bun!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess


I've got on my readers, but my hair is too short for a bun.

But I am not cute like Miley. Nope, and I need a shave, too.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 27, 2017 12:28 AM (S6Pax)

791 Droid out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May




that is really funny tonight for some reason.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:29 AM (cPsPa)

792 "Probably a good idea before you meet the guy that remarks on your smooth
skin and asks what your brand of lotion is. And what you're looking to
buy is in his basement."

http://tinyurl.com/y7kohawh

Posted by: torquewrench at May 27, 2017 12:29 AM (ujwCG)

793 Is his name Marvin perchance?

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 12:26 AM (0mRoj) fnord (0mRoj)


Wrong franchise.

Very wrong franchise.

*Extremely* wrong franchise.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 12:29 AM (wB8Tg)

794 779. Heh.....Share & Enjoy!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 12:29 AM (J+Iw5)

795 As I said, my Parents wouldn't let me into some
garages in the Seventies. They'd say things like, "There's a Big Hairy
Beaver out there and she bites."


Your parents knew Lena Dunham when she was a child?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:29 AM (eMKNe)

796 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 12:27 AM (wB8Tg)

It's a trap! It's not even a bun, it's a cruller!

Which is totally not a long lumpy penis with faked frosting!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:29 AM (Y9+RI)

797 that is really funny tonight for some reason.
Posted by: YankeeFifth


I thought so too. That Tammy is a stitch sometimes.

Sometimes.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 27, 2017 12:30 AM (S6Pax)

798 794 779. Heh.....Share & Enjoy!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 12:29 AM (J+Iw5)

Just so.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 12:30 AM (0mRoj)

799 I saw Big Hairy Beaver open for Zappa in 1985.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:30 AM (eMKNe)

800 Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:29 AM (cPsPa)

It's because you're drunk.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:30 AM (Y9+RI)

801 >>>Is his name Marvin perchance?

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 12:26 AM (0mRoj) fnord (0mRoj)



Wrong franchise.

Very wrong franchise.

*Extremely* wrong franchise.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 12:29 AM (wB8Tg)<<<

Data? No, wait, he's fully functional.

Posted by: zombie Tasha Yar at May 27, 2017 12:31 AM (NBiK1)

802 It's a trap! It's not even a bun, it's a cruller!

Which is totally not a long lumpy penis with faked frosting!
Posted by: Tammy


Tammy gets it. ::Lurve::

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2017 12:31 AM (qUNWi)

803 I saw Big Hairy Beaver open for Zappa in 1985.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:30 AM (eMKNe)


Dude, phrasing!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:31 AM (Y9+RI)

804 Your parents knew Lena Dunham when she was a child?
Posted by: qdpsteve

Okay, you found the joke in that remark. That was funny. Now you can buy the Subaru.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 27, 2017 12:31 AM (S6Pax)

805 Night all. Wifey just got home. Be well all.

Posted by: GOULD ll at May 27, 2017 12:31 AM (Hj4t4)

806 @786

Well....if that's true, then that's just utter lunacy and I will never understand guys....ever.

So, I might as well start my dog farm now, because that's pretty much my future.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 12:32 AM (smD62)

807 The bun.....with a pencil, I hope?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 12:23 AM (J+Iw5)

That could be done.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:32 AM (tHwdc)

808 Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 12:28 AM (Jcg9Q)

Hiya CB. Yes we have no life. Whether it's exactly the same as your non-life I would not presume to speculate.

Posted by: Insomniac - forgotten but not gone at May 27, 2017 12:32 AM (0mRoj)

809 For cleaning bones, AFAIK most biologists use Dermestid beetles. You'll have to get most of the soft tissue off first. Afterward have the courtesy to shake all the crappie out of the sinuses, please. Not kidding. Then you might want to bleach the bone.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at May 27, 2017 12:32 AM (hP3d7)

810 Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 27, 2017 12:25 AM (toi7g)

Galaxy Note 7. Made by Samsung. Sometimes referred to as S7. Samsung Galaxy Note 7. Or Note 7s.


Posted by: gracepc at May 27, 2017 12:32 AM (OU4q6)

811 Bossy, thanks! Vroom vroom!! ;-)

Tammy, in his prime, *every* beaver would open for Zappa. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:32 AM (eMKNe)

812 "that is really funny tonight for some reason."
-Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:29 AM (cPsPa)

Everyone is Killin' It tonight. I almost peed laughed Really, Really hard on a few occasions.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 12:32 AM (6gk0M)

813 It's a trap! It's not even a bun, it's a cruller!

Which is totally not a long lumpy penis with faked frosting!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:29 AM (Y9+RI) fnord (Y9+RI)


Ah, so you *have* been to Kepler 62-f!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 12:33 AM (wB8Tg)

814 Looks like the AoSHQ's very own JohnE. has a rival for the crown of Twitter Rage Master.

This Jan. JohnE. asked a perfectly 'innocent' question: "The top 3 best selling vehicles in America are pick-ups. Question to reporters: do you personally know someone that owns one?"

Rage, rage against questioning of the media did follow.

Yesterday, Stephen Miller of HeatStreet ( @redsteeze ) sent a new one over the Left's heads in reply to a report that a NY theatre plans to hold a 'women's only' screening of the new feature film 'Wonder Woman'.

@redsteeze May 25
Anyway, Chris Pine's new Super hero movie opens next week so we have that to look forward to.


Chris Pine is the co-star in the anticipated comic book social justice warrior paean.

Miller later sent pic of tix for the showing for the 'women's only' showing, rage ensued, and so did hilarity.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2017 12:33 AM (udajc)

815 The things I can get interested in, and will take up space in my little brain. I used to remember about everything I learnt, but now, it seems I forget shit, so I'll probably forget this.

Skene's glands. Not the gland itself, but the man, Skene. Who the hell was he? Alexander Skene, imminent gynecologist. Born in Scotland, moved to America. Wrote textbooks, and there's even a statue of him at the medical school he taught at. Brooklyn. His hey day was the late 1800s.

Anyway, he didn't discover them, that was by some French surgeon a while before, but Skene was the one who literally wrote the book on them, and their care and feeding. There are pathologies of them, including blockage and infection, and cysts that can develop.

And that is the rest of the story.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 27, 2017 12:33 AM (8O3HH)

816 809. Boil it in lye solution.....

Honestly - did nobody else join Sith scouts?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 12:33 AM (J+Iw5)

817 I suppose a buffalo skin is a bit much to ask for?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:06

Yes, I've got one, but alas it's part of the museum collection. Have a good holiday weekend Tammy.

Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2017 12:33 AM (o/90i)

818 No, S7 is VERY different than Note 7. Completely different devices.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 27, 2017 12:34 AM (toi7g)

819 that is really funny tonight for some reason.
Posted by: YankeeFifth


I thought so too. That Tammy is a stitch sometimes.

Sometimes.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 27, 2017 12:30 AM (S6Pax)


*eyes the both of them suspiciously*

Why all the sweet talk?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:34 AM (Y9+RI)

820 Yeah maybe. I wish I could have been there with him too. But, I shouldn't have to say it.



If that's truly how he felt...and like you said, it's total
speculation, but if it was...then all he would have had to say was, "I
wish you were here with me."



Not that hard. Pretty simple.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 12:24 AM (smD62)

What's with you kids nowadays that you "shouldn't have to say" things? Spit it out, woman!
I think he had something going on with another woman on that there outdoor seduction furniture, and it went south. Hence the sadz.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:34 AM (tHwdc)

821 809. Boil it in lye solution.....
Honestly - did nobody else join Sith scouts?


Lyes! Lyes! Lyes! Yeah!!

Posted by: Thompson Twins at May 27, 2017 12:34 AM (eMKNe)

822 It's because you're drunk.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May



nah, were I drunk my typing would be better.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:34 AM (cPsPa)

823 It evens out Tickled Pink.


Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2017 12:34 AM (mkDpn)

824 Next up: whites are prohibited from picking the cotton.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 26, 2017 10:05 PM (SRKgf)

I've decided on another tshirt design when I'm up and running, probably read it here but can't remember:

"Next time, let's pick our own cotton"

Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 12:35 AM (Jcg9Q)

825 Why all the sweet talk?

Cuz yer awesome.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2017 12:35 AM (qUNWi)

826 Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2017 12:33 AM (o/90i)

I hope to see that museum some day!

How is Madame Elderly Docent?

Hope you have a lovely weekend!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:35 AM (Y9+RI)

827 Why all the sweet talk?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May




hey

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:35 AM (cPsPa)

828 so, was wondering if I could maybe arrange a minute
to speak with you offline? I have this here copy of snow white that I
checked out in 1980 and the fines are going to be exorbitant, was
wondering if we could work something out?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:26 AM (cPsPa)

SHHHHHHH!!!!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:36 AM (tHwdc)

829 Someday within the next few years, I *will* see the Schulz museum in Santa Rosa.

I just wish there was some way to get there and still avoid SF and Oakland.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:36 AM (eMKNe)

830 Cuz yer awesome.
Posted by: eleven


THAT'S IT!!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 27, 2017 12:36 AM (S6Pax)

831 "Why all the sweet talk?"
-Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:34 AM (Y9+RI)

You're an 'Ette. We drink. it is a Three-Day-Weekend.

I apologize for applying math to the blog.

*I Denounce Myself*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 12:36 AM (6gk0M)

832 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:34 AM (tHwdc)

I think she's lying about both their ages and they're still teenagers.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:37 AM (Y9+RI)

833 Miley, the bun sounds nice but I could really go for some of Dunkin's double chocolate donuts. Maybe next time... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:37 AM (eMKNe)

834 One bun is good two buns are better.

Posted by: Princess Leia at May 27, 2017 12:37 AM (+GtGJ)

835 Watching the Phantasm films again tonight. I've been on a kick with those films lately.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 27, 2017 12:38 AM (toi7g)

836 Who needs buns? We got BONS!!

Extra cream cheese absolutely free!!!

Posted by: Cinnabon at May 27, 2017 12:38 AM (eMKNe)

837 It's a trap! It's not even a bun, it's a cruller!



Which is totally not a long lumpy penis with faked frosting!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:29 AM (Y9+RI)

OK, you made me snort - twice!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:38 AM (tHwdc)

838 Buns?

*spit*

I got crullers, baby.

Posted by: Barbra Streisand at May 27, 2017 12:38 AM (+GtGJ)

839 THAT'S IT!!

Hey...Tammy is out of my league. Just blowin kisses.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2017 12:38 AM (qUNWi)

840 Did anyone read the comments at that Newsweek article? I love it when atheists and other assholes tell me what a Christian should believe and do.

Apparently, Jesus said that if you kept Him in your heart, you were good to go. He never told 12 guys, or 72 for that matter, to spread the Gospel. He never told 'em to have communion, or spread the joy, or, well, just about anything.

And this is what passes for theology at Newsweek.

Guess you get what you pay for, eh?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 27, 2017 12:38 AM (NXsWM)

841 Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2017 12:35 AM (qUNWi)

My Spidey-sense is ringing off the hook!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:39 AM (Y9+RI)

842 I've heard of women who ejaculate. It really is a thing--not semen, of course.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 26, 2017 10:11 PM (LQLeS)

Now I know why we're at 700+ comments at 11PM CST.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 12:39 AM (Jcg9Q)

843 grapepc......thanks for feeling my pain

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 27, 2017 12:39 AM (mMeIQ)

844 838 Buns?

*spit*

I got crullers, baby.
Posted by: Barbra Streisand at May 27, 2017 12:38 AM (+GtGJ)

Honey, those aren't crullers. Those are nasty varicose veins that have taken on a life of their own, overshadowed by one of the biggest, snortiest schnozzes I've ever seen.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 27, 2017 12:40 AM (NXsWM)

845 835 Watching the Phantasm films again tonight. I've been on a kick with those films lately.

-------

BOOOOOYYYYY!!!!!

Posted by: The Tall Man at May 27, 2017 12:40 AM (+GtGJ)

846 Now I know why we're at 700+ comments at 11PM CST.
Posted by: Country Boy at May




nah, that is nothing compared to the tour of ed gein's porn garage.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:40 AM (cPsPa)

847 Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 12:35 AM (Jcg9Q)

I am ashamed to admit that a) it took me a minute to get it, and b) I laughed when I did, because that is actually pretty fucking horrible.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:41 AM (Y9+RI)

848 Watching the Phantasm films again tonight. I've been on a kick with those films lately.
Posted by: Rusty Nail


Watching "The Alamo" right now. Just about over.

The Mexicans have overrun the Mission and Davey Crockett just got it with a lance.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 27, 2017 12:41 AM (S6Pax)

849 ..."Guess you get what you pay for, eh?"
-Posted by: tcn in AK at May 27, 2017 12:38 AM (NXsWM)

I'll give you One Dollar for the Whole Operation.

*folds it*

...Best Dollar I Ever Spent.

*points*

...you're fired.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 12:41 AM (6gk0M)

850 Honey, those aren't crullers. Those are nasty varicose veins that have taken on a life of their own, overshadowed by one of the biggest, snortiest schnozzes I've ever seen.
Posted by: tcn in AK


Shut up lady! I'll sic Barry Gibb on you!!!!!

Posted by: Barbra "BS" Streisand at May 27, 2017 12:41 AM (eMKNe)

851 "Watching the Phantasm films again tonight."

Zombie Angus Scrimm for White House press secretary.

No one would dare ask a single question.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 27, 2017 12:42 AM (ujwCG)

852 Well....if that's true, then that's just utter lunacy and I will never understand guys....ever.



So, I might as well start my dog farm now, because that's pretty much my future.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 12:32 AM (smD62)

Oh honey, giving up already? Come on, you need to get your heart broken at least half a dozen times before you go to the dogs.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:42 AM (tHwdc)

853 >>>> L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:10 PM (Rsi2C)<<<<

1) I agree with and encourage what Tammy said she would do if you go alone to something like that again.
2) I'm a retired Peace Officer. A long time ago I learned that if something does not feel right, there is something very not right happening. Do NOT proceed unless you are ready for combat, and since the transaction was not a matter of life, death, or duty; just get the hell out ASAP.
3) Could you be impugning the character of this person you never met before? Maybe. But that is a lot better than getting hurt or worse. He'll get over it. Or not. Who cares? The key point is to stay safe.

These are strange times, when most things cannot be trusted. Act accordingly.


Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at May 27, 2017 12:42 AM (9tR3w)

854 Y'all know that birds moult, right? They lose their feathers. I can't be around them but could persuade my husband to find some in good shape. Blue and gold macaw, green wing macaw and moluccan cockatoo.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 27, 2017 12:42 AM (Lqy/e)

855 Can we go just one day here without talking about, at length, genitals and body fluids?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 26, 2017 10:24 PM (J0tQ5)

You're joking, right?

'Cause No.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 12:42 AM (Jcg9Q)

856 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 12:36 AM (6gk0M)

One can always depend on Slap for God's honest truth!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:42 AM (Y9+RI)

857 Watching "The Alamo" right now. Just about over.
The Mexicans have overrun the Mission and Davey Crockett just got it with a lance.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America


Was reading a few years ago that the full, uncut version of that classic John Wayne movie is falling apart in storage, yet the studios don't want to pay the money to get it restored. Sad.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:42 AM (eMKNe)

858 Lol,why the caps on parents? I am missing a lot of jokes here

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2017 12:43 AM (PUmDY)

859 851. 'You play a good game, boy.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 12:43 AM (J+Iw5)

860 My Spidey-sense is ringing off the hook!

As well it should be.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2017 12:43 AM (qUNWi)

861 Feathers? WTF?

We used the entire parrot, letting nothing go to waste.

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at May 27, 2017 12:43 AM (+GtGJ)

862 Shut up lady! I'll sic Barry Gibb on you!!!!!
Posted by: Barbra "BS" Streisand



He's dead, Barb.

Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at May 27, 2017 12:44 AM (S6Pax)

863 Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 27, 2017 12:42 AM (Lqy/e)

I do know that, but just wanted to make sure this wasn't some sort of Craigslist weirdness.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:44 AM (Y9+RI)

864 At least I hope I am.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2017 12:44 AM (PUmDY)

865 That cold spot in the universe is getting bigger.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2017 12:45 AM (+GtGJ)

866 One can always depend on Slap for God's honest truth!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May




Slap is the Rick James of reason.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIgKOApqK_g




Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:45 AM (cPsPa)

867 He's dead, Barb.
Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy


Well then, Marvin Hamlisch!!!

Posted by: Barbra "BS" Streisand at May 27, 2017 12:45 AM (eMKNe)

868 853. Heh....when Subotai is telling you it's dangerous - yeah, it's dangerous.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 12:46 AM (J+Iw5)

869 nah, were I drunk my typing would be better.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:34 AM (cPsPa)

I'm elegantly wasted.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKVNqya_Zxc

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:46 AM (tHwdc)

870 Actually McCoy, Barry's still around. Sole survivor of the Brothers Gibb. Andy, Robin and Maurice are all gone.

Was on Fallon a few years ago. Looked like he's still in okay shape.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:47 AM (eMKNe)

871 That cold spot in the universe is getting bigger.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2017 12:45 AM (+GtGJ) fnord (+GtGJ)


Sorry, phone was plugged in the wrong place.

Try that measurement again in 6 to 10 billion years.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 12:47 AM (wB8Tg)

872 So, MissTammy, these feathers, do you need enough for one fan or two fans to do the routine?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:47 AM (cPsPa)

873 Elegantly wasted....I like it.

I like it alot.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2017 12:47 AM (qUNWi)

874 @852

I have had my heart broken plenty in my life.

And, beside that, I hate that logic. One guy once told me you had to go through 10 terrible dates before you had a good one. And there's the whole "If you want to find a handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of frogs." idea.

Says who? And why?

My three closest friends from college- the first guys they ever dated were all their The One. And, they are all happily married to them. So, why should I have to follow this protocol of getting dinged and bruised in order to condition me for the real time?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 12:47 AM (smD62)

875
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:28

Wait, I figured it out, Miley is really Hillary!
*no offense intended*

Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2017 12:48 AM (o/90i)

876 Well then, Marvin Hamlisch!!!
Posted by: Barbra "BS" Streisand


He's dead, Barb.

Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at May 27, 2017 12:48 AM (S6Pax)

877 873 Elegantly wasted....I like it.

I like it alot.

-------

It sounds more sophisticated than Comfortably Dumb.

Posted by: Pink Floyd at May 27, 2017 12:48 AM (+GtGJ)

878 Tickled Pink, I agree completely.

Some people just hit the lotto in life early it seems. Money, good looks, romance. Great for them, but I wish they realized how annoying they seem sometimes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:48 AM (eMKNe)

879 I'm elegantly wasted.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKVNqya_Zxc
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess




always assumed you were a size 2

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:48 AM (cPsPa)

880 "Lol, why the caps on parents? I am missing a lot of jokes here."
-Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2017 12:43 AM (PUmDY)

It is Ace-Style, as he picked it up from the Germans. It is added punctuation for emphasis, as if it were italics or otherwise, but in a simpler form.

If we have to explain everything to you, you'll get a punch-hole in your card.

You're okay as of now, but please see Old Posts for further reference.

Thank You and Come Again.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 12:48 AM (6gk0M)

881 Wait, I figured it out, Miley is really Hillary!
*no offense intended*
Posted by: Farmer



That's a floggin', buddy.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 27, 2017 12:49 AM (S6Pax)

882
"Next time, let's pick our own cotton"
--
A number of years ago, when I took my mom to South Carolina, we took a riverboat/ plantation tour.

By the end, we were like "yeah, we can totally see why you needed slaves, it was the only viable economic decision."

/I denounce myself

Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 12:49 AM (y1OfG)

883 Dr. Leonard, he's dead too?!?!?!?!?

There's gotta be somebody who's still alive! I know who'd know, get my attorney Melvin Belli on the phone!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Barbra "BS" Streisand at May 27, 2017 12:50 AM (eMKNe)

884 I apologize for applying math to the blog.



*I Denounce Myself*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 12:36 AM (6gk0M)

You Shall Provide Postulates as Your Penance.
I got a bag of 'em right here.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:50 AM (tHwdc)

885 Farmer: OMG. I fear for your life for that remark.

And you thought Miley beat MY ass black and blue...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:51 AM (eMKNe)

886 Lol, why the caps on parents? I am missing a lot of jokes here."
-Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May




seriously, who fuckin caps their parents?

that is epic greek stuff; or beverly hills menendez brothers stuff.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:51 AM (cPsPa)

887 "Wait, I figured it out, Miley is really Hillary!
*no offense intended*
"
-Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2017 12:48 AM (o/90i)

*Backs Away Slowly*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 12:52 AM (6gk0M)

888 I'm elegantly wasted.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKVNqya_Zxc
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess




how do you evenknow about that song. what kind of parents let 2 year olds listen to that?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:53 AM (cPsPa)

889 Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 12:32 AM (smD62)

Yes, you probably should, because you are not ever going to be happy with the average guy if you think he's going to be able to read your mind, especially over the phone, and especially someone he's never actually met.

Of all the things that grate on my nerves it's women who pull the "but you should KNOW" bullshit.

No. He doesn't know. He thinks if you want/need something, you'll say it.

I'm not saying that's right or wrong, just that that is how it is.

If you want something or need to hear something from a man, fucking tell him what it is.

And here's the most important thing: if he does not give you the answer you want to hear, believe what he is saying and MOVE ON if need be.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:53 AM (Y9+RI)

890 "You Shall Provide Postulates as Your Penance.
I got a bag of 'em right here.
"
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:50 AM (tHwdc)

I will not do Proofs, lady. I don't give a shit what that fuckin' moose out frond did or did not tell you!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 12:54 AM (6gk0M)

891 Wow, I can see the nuclear fire coming out of Miley's head from here!!

*qdpsteve's eyes burn out and he is incinerated into a heap of ash*

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:54 AM (eMKNe)

892 *Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 12:36 AM (6gk0M)

You Shall Provide Postulates as Your Penance.
I got a bag of 'em right here.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:50 AM (tHwdc)*

Take her up on this, Slap. Most of the bags handed out around here aren't that nice.

Posted by: tbodie at May 27, 2017 12:54 AM (dkrmM)

893 Trump's Fed oughta change the rules on Denver, and say now it's only a 15-day sentence and you get deported.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 27, 2017 12:54 AM (BeKMO)

894 So, it turns out that the British concert bomber got tons of student loans, and used them to go to Libya and learn to make bombs.

Not a big deal though, only $18,000 in loans.

/well, he did receive an education...

Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 12:54 AM (y1OfG)

895 "Someday within the next few years, I *will* see the Schulz museum in Santa Rosa. I just wish there was some way to get there and still avoid SF and Oakland."

From SoCal, follow I-5 to north of Stockton (whatever you do, don't stop). Pick up CA-12W around Lodi. Keep going. Watch for the signs.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 27, 2017 12:54 AM (ujwCG)

896 Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:47 AM (cPsPa)

Wrong species, love.

That'd be ostrich.

Enough for two, please.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:54 AM (Y9+RI)

897 Tammy, yes!!!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:54 AM (eMKNe)

898 Only 10? Is this in a book or something?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2017 12:55 AM (PUmDY)

899 Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 27, 2017 12:34 AM (toi7g)

My bad.

Posted by: gracepc at May 27, 2017 12:55 AM (OU4q6)

900 torquewrench, thanks!! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:55 AM (eMKNe)

901 No, my CL weirdness was another trip to Portland, this time for cheap plants to go under the maple tree. The woman had a Hillary sticker on her car. She gave us a nice lecture on how to make the plants happy.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 27, 2017 12:56 AM (Lqy/e)

902 always assumed you were a size 2

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:48 AM (cPsPa)

Heh. I have hips and bewbs.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:56 AM (tHwdc)

903 How is Madame Elderly Docent?
Hope you have a lovely weekend!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:35

LOL, the other day she said she didn't like working at our other museum w/out a landline phone. We took it out as it was only used for the alarm system and had a cell type replacement put in you can't dial out on.

She said this while admitting she has her own cellphone, WTF? Wife may be right, she's angling to get out of volunteering there maybe, cause that makes no sense.

Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2017 12:56 AM (o/90i)

904 Yes, you probably should, because you are not ever going to be happy with the average guy if you think he's going to be able to read your mind, especially over the phone, and especially someone he's never actually met.

Of all the things that grate on my nerves it's women who pull the "but you should KNOW" bullshit.

No. He doesn't know. He thinks if you want/need something, you'll say it.

I'm not saying that's right or wrong, just that that is how it is.

If you want something or need to hear something from a man, fucking tell him what it is.

And here's the most important thing: if he does not give you the answer you want to hear, believe what he is saying and MOVE ON if need be.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May




yeah, what she said. MissTammy, Oracle of the ONT, OBE

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:56 AM (cPsPa)

905 That's a floggin', buddy.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 27, 2017 12:49 AM (S6Pax)

Thank You

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:57 AM (tHwdc)

906 Wrong species, love.

That'd be ostrich.

Enough for two, please.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May




sorry dear. two it is.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:58 AM (cPsPa)

907 Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2017 12:56 AM (o/90i)

She may have more faith in a landline!

Or yea, she may want out and can't think of another way to let you know that doesn't seem rude to her.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:58 AM (Y9+RI)

908 And you thought Miley beat MY ass black and blue...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:51 AM (eMKNe)

I humbly apologize for reaming you so badly. My Id was protecting my Ego.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 12:59 AM (tHwdc)

909 Heh. I have hips and bewbs.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May




why don't we have a look at this here whalebone thingy?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:59 AM (cPsPa)

910 i've gone a whole day without posting a comment!







oops.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 27, 2017 12:59 AM (WTSFk)

911 Miley: no worries. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 12:59 AM (eMKNe)

912 how do you evenknow about that song. what kind of parents let 2 year olds listen to that?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:53 AM (cPsPa)

I'm discovering the 80s now.
Yes, I'm Retarded.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 01:00 AM (tHwdc)

913 I'm sure it's like someone said that but was just a guy being thoughtless and oblivious and I was walking into his house so that part was on me.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 27, 2017 12:12 AM (Rsi2C)


You're welcome, L, Elle. I understand the "his house, his rules" thinking but one still doesn't invite guests into the house and treat them badly. Porn and cursing aren't things people should inflict on guests.

I'm glad you're safe. Blessings to you.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 27, 2017 01:00 AM (nvMvs)

914 Not a big deal though, only $18,000 in loans.

/well, he did receive an education...

Posted by: shibumi

It was an investment in the future. He was turning his life around.
Really, this is so black, all those kids dead. What the hell is wrong with people?

And where you been all night, Sharona?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 27, 2017 01:01 AM (S6Pax)

915 @889

But...you just said HE probably assumes I know that he wishes I was there. (in his mind)

Why is it okay for him, but not for me?

Further, I am old fashioned. I come from a school of women don't chase guys; women don't pursue guys; women don't throw themselves at guys. Women are supposed to sit back and let the men pitch woo.

There has to be a balance between sitting back and doing nothing and me f'ing saying something myself.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 01:01 AM (smD62)

916 I will not do Proofs, lady. I don't give a shit what that fuckin' moose out frond did or did not tell you!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 12:54 AM (6gk0M)

You'll do proofs and you'll like it!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 01:01 AM (tHwdc)

917 And this is what passes for theology at Newsweek.
Guess you get what you pay for, eh?
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 27, 2017 12:38

Wasn't the whole company sold for $1? Indeed.

Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2017 01:01 AM (o/90i)

918 Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:58 AM (cPsPa)

Years ago I bought an ostrich handbag because I liked the texture of it and I don't think I had it more than an hour before I realized the texture came form where they plucked it's feathers off and it upset me so much I've never been able to carry the darn thing.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 01:02 AM (Y9+RI)

919 I humbly apologize for reaming you so badly. My Id was protecting my Ego.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess


Monsters from the Id? There was a movie about that, somewhere in the distant past.
Watchout boy, she'll chew you up.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 27, 2017 01:02 AM (S6Pax)

920 gentle morons,
would like to kindly remind those of you who are considering attending the VEGAS moron meet up (the details of which are being hammered out night and day in the steaming, dark, coal fired meetup smelting facility) that you only need sufficient funds to get to VEGAS because once you get there you will be able to win enough money to pay for lodging and your return home.
Regards,
YankeeFifth

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:03 AM (cPsPa)

921 "Mike, that Tall Man of yours did not take Jody away. Jody died in a car wreck"

*sniff* The whole movie was Mike's way of coping with his brother's death

"Boooooyyyyyy!"

Oh shit, I guess not!

Love that ending. Now time for part two with not-Mike.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 27, 2017 01:03 AM (toi7g)

922 hahaha.

You know the professor that was attacking people with a bike lock that 4chan identified that just got arrested?

4chan now has his mailing address in prison and his ID # on their site.

LOL.

Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 01:03 AM (y1OfG)

923 Wasn't the whole company sold for $1? Indeed.
Posted by: Farmer

Like something out of "Robocop"

Yeah, I'll buy THAT for a dollar!!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 27, 2017 01:04 AM (S6Pax)

924 "torquewrench, thanks!! :-)"

Pleased to assist a fellow Moron.

I have no advice about where to stay in Santa Rosa. It's been a while. My read would be stale.

It's a weird place these days. Very much 21st century California in that it's an amalgam of crazy-affluent wine country Anglos and crazy-dangerous Hispanic drug gang crime. Where there are lethal drive-bys two blocks from million-dollar bungalows.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 27, 2017 01:04 AM (ujwCG)

925 why don't we have a look at this here whalebone thingy?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:59 AM (cPsPa)


Hmmm

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 01:04 AM (tHwdc)

926 torquewrench, sounds like North Long Beach.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 01:04 AM (eMKNe)

927
Years ago I bought an ostrich handbag because I liked the texture of it and I don't think I had it more than an hour before I realized the texture came form where they plucked it's feathers off and it upset me so much I've never been able to carry the darn thing.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor


yeah, I've seen that stuff on boots and wondered WTF?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2017 01:05 AM (udajc)

928 "You'll do proofs and you'll like it!"
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 01:01 AM (tHwdc)

...but first you will size up the area of my polygon.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 01:05 AM (6gk0M)

929 I can't make any sense out of the posts anymore.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2017 01:06 AM (PUmDY)

930 Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 01:01 AM (smD62)

That's a very fair question!

But why on Earth do you think he'd be in this relationship, if such it can be called, if he wasn't interested in you?

However, you have an absolutely valid point. I still don't understand why you just don't ask him, but it's true, I am allowing him to assume something while telling you not to.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 01:07 AM (Y9+RI)

931 And where you been all night, Sharona?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron
--

After going to the doctor last week and boasting that I never get sick... woke up with an allergy/ vertigo thing. Kind of horrible earlier in the day, somewhat like the flu.

Well, the vertigo meds make you sleepy, so I pretty much slept the entire day away on the couch with the cat by my side. Didn't really get up until about 9pm, and this is the best I've felt since 6am.

Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 01:07 AM (y1OfG)

932 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 01:05 AM (6gk0M)

Let us all go quietly to another room and allow these fine folks their moment.....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 01:08 AM (Y9+RI)

933 You're welcome, L, Elle. I understand the "his house, his rules" thinking but one still doesn't invite guests into the house and treat them badly. Porn and cursing aren't things people should inflict on guests.

I'm glad you're safe. Blessings to you.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May




it was not a date it was business with a porn junk dealer. you want to buy your sex ritual supplies off market to save money you have to put up with the crap.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:08 AM (cPsPa)

934 Why is it okay for him, but not for me?



Further, I am old fashioned. I come from a school of women don't
chase guys; women don't pursue guys; women don't throw themselves at
guys. Women are supposed to sit back and let the men pitch woo.



There has to be a balance between sitting back and doing nothing and me f'ing saying something myself.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 01:01 AM (smD62)

Because life isn't Fair and guys are different and it's 2017.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 01:08 AM (tHwdc)

935 816 809. Boil it in lye solution.....
Honestly - did nobody else join Sith scouts?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 12:33 AM (J+Iw5)

Dammit man, simmer, not boil. Go back and check your notes. Jeez louise.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at May 27, 2017 01:08 AM (hP3d7)

936 Watchout boy, she'll chew you up.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 27, 2017 01:02 AM (S6Pax)

I'm a Man Eater


Heh

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 01:09 AM (tHwdc)

937 Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2017 01:05 AM (udajc)

It's very sad.

I tell myself it's too late to worry about it and I may as well use the bag, which is otherwise adorable, but....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 01:10 AM (Y9+RI)

938 Miley's a Maneater who's just lookin' for a Family Man to play One On One with.

Posted by: qdp "grew up in the 80s, can you tell?" steve at May 27, 2017 01:10 AM (eMKNe)

939 "Let us all go quietly to another room and allow these fine folks their moment..."
-Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 01:08 AM (Y9+RI)

Too much Geometry? I thought so. Let's all agree that there no need for that sort of talk on the ONT.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 01:10 AM (6gk0M)

940 Didn't really get up until about 9pm, and this is the best I've felt since 6am.
Posted by: shibumi

Sounds like me a couple of weeks ago. I sort of poisoned myself at work by inadvertantly pouring a toxic chemical on my foot, and it took an hour for me to realize it when it started to burn. The next day was Saturday, and I felt like crap all day, and slept on the couch. My kitty was worried about me and slept on my chest.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 27, 2017 01:11 AM (S6Pax)

941 You know the professor that was attacking people with a bike lock that 4chan identified that just got arrested?

4chan now has his mailing address in prison and his ID # on their site.

LOL.



Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 01:03 AM (y1OfG)

Weaponized Autistics, Indeed!
*HAH!*
(Slap, your royalty check is in the mail)

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 01:11 AM (tHwdc)

942 Reggie should have gone for six barrels. I mean, why not?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 27, 2017 01:11 AM (toi7g)

943 My relationship advice:

Don't get into relationships with people, people are whackjobs.

Based on: Nothing good.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 01:11 AM (wB8Tg)

944 -Posted by: qdp "grew up in the 80s, can you tell?" steve at May 27, 2017 01:10 AM (eMKNe)

Way to Hall your Oates out in front of everyone.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 01:11 AM (6gk0M)

945 Years ago I bought an ostrich handbag because I liked the texture of it and I don't think I had it more than an hour before I realized the texture came form where they plucked it's feathers off and it upset me so much I've never been able to carry the darn thing.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May




well, that is distressing, however, they do pluck the feathers after dispatching the ostrich, which is not so hard as you may think because sneaking up on a bird with its head stuck in a hole is surprisingly easy.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:12 AM (cPsPa)

946 I played along, which was a "huge mistake."

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2017 01:12 AM (PUmDY)

947 ...but first you will size up the area of my polygon.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 01:05 AM (6gk0M)


<sidles up to his polygon to take its measure

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 01:12 AM (tHwdc)

948 Too much Geometry? I thought so. Let's all agree that there no need for that sort of talk on the ONT.
Posted by: Slapweasel

I was told there would be no... oh screw it. There's always some math problem to be solved here.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 27, 2017 01:12 AM (S6Pax)

949 Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 01:01 AM (smD62)

Ok, I'm only at comment 460, but I gotta say, you two already seem to have issues, and you're on separate continents.

This whole "talk, get upset, sleep" thing just isn't right.

You aren't still planning on meeting this guy are you?

Just my .02, adjusted for inflation.

Back to comment 461.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 01:13 AM (Jcg9Q)

950 seriously, who fuckin caps their parents?

that is epic greek stuff; or beverly hills menendez brothers stuff.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:51 AM (cPsPa)


Huh?

Posted by: Elizabeth Haysom at May 27, 2017 01:13 AM (1JnAL)

951 seriously, who fuckin caps their parents?

that is epic greek stuff; or beverly hills menendez brothers stuff.
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:51 AM (cPsPa)


Huh?
Posted by: Elizabeth Haysom at May




so the canadians let you guys have internets in the hoosegow?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:14 AM (cPsPa)

952 Miley's a Maneater who's just lookin' for a Family Man to play One On One with.

Posted by: qdp "grew up in the 80s, can you tell?" steve at May 27, 2017 01:10 AM (eMKNe)

Nope. I don't share.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 01:15 AM (tHwdc)

953 .......because sneaking up on a bird with its head stuck in a hole is surprisingly easy.
Posted by: YankeeFifth


Almost as easy as sneaking up on a Panda. Why, even a cave man can do it!
Could be a new Geico commercial there.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 27, 2017 01:15 AM (S6Pax)

954 My relationship advice:


Don't get into relationships with people, people are whackjobs.


Based on: Nothing good.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 01:11 AM

I concur, and look forward to receiving your monthly newsletter in PDF format.

Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 01:15 AM (y1OfG)

955 When they let the Islamic Murderers out, and you are scared they will do it again. It is Islamophiba or is it Murderphobia?. Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Murderphobia at May 27, 2017 01:15 AM (ZKlDy)

956 best ostrich hunting call fore!

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:16 AM (cPsPa)

957 What'd I miss?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 01:16 AM (IYHxL)

958 Almost as easy as sneaking up on a Panda. Why, even a cave man can do it!
Could be a new Geico commercial there.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May




heh

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:16 AM (cPsPa)

959 Here is my issue from tonight.

So, he had a get together at a friend's, and he sent me some photos...it was a lovely setup, some twinkling lights and one of those outdoor bed thingies. He specifically pointed it out and said he enjoyed spending time there, I told him it seemed very romantic, and it did, so I said it.

Well, he immediately got sad, and started to clam up. I told him to talk to me, to open up to me, which he didn't. He said he didn't want to because he respects me (which makes no sense). He said he didn't want me to be an emotional sponge for him, and that usually when he spills his guts to people, it annoys them, and he didn't want to annoy me too.

I don't know how legit his reasoning is.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:31 PM (smD62)

You sure this is a dude?

Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 01:17 AM (Jcg9Q)

960 @949

Well, as of right now....yes.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 01:17 AM (smD62)

961 Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 01:01 AM (smD62)

Yea, you either have to be old fashioned or new-fangled; you'll drive yourself insane otherwise.

Nothing wrong with either approach, but if you will heed an old woman's advice, the old-fashioned way will give you truer results.

You will know beyond a doubt that he's interested if he is doing the pursuing.

I think a lot of guys appreciate directness, but it's not as accurate a gauge of his true feelings, especially since most women will not see the obvious signs of a man who is not all that into her.

When a man really wants you, sweetheart, there ain't no mistaking it.

And if he is not treating you like solid gold in the beginning, he never will, because when he is wooing you he will be on his best behavior. If he isn't, dump his ass.

And by the way, treating you like solid gold doesn't mean buying you shit.

And if that's what you want, no shame, but be honest about it, to yourself most of all.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 01:18 AM (Y9+RI)

962 What'd I miss?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May




Tickeled Pink is skyping her boyfriend to tell him he is a giant whining pussy and she is going to a bar and hooking up with the first guy with a mercedes and a gold card she meets.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:18 AM (cPsPa)

963 Charlie, My Good Man:

There is no "Horde Anthropology Lesson". You either observe from the sidelines or You're One Of Us.

*punches hole in card*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 01:19 AM (6gk0M)

964 918 Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 12:58 AM (cPsPa)

Years ago I bought an ostrich handbag because I liked the texture of it and I don't think I had it more than an hour before I realized the texture came form where they plucked it's feathers off and it upset me so much I've never been able to carry the darn thing.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 01:02 AM (Y9+RI)



Do you get upset at Thanksgiving? Or when you order chicken at a restaurant? The ostrich was raised on a farm as livestock, slaughtered gutted and had its meat sold for food. Do you have anything made of leather? Cows. And quite frankly cows seem like much less of an asshole species on the whole than ostriches do.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2017 01:19 AM (cAnNx)

965 For all of you who missed the Gainzzz thread earlier today, apparently it is easier to go to sleep if you are not staring at your computer screen right up to bed time.

Looks like i aam doing it wrong.

Nite everyone.

Posted by: tbodie at May 27, 2017 01:20 AM (dkrmM)

966 Ok Horde I'd like to add two people to the prayer list.

My mom, who is doing very well but well, fuck cancer. And also my aunt who is not doing well, I just found out my parents took her to the ER.

Fuck cancer.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 01:20 AM (IYHxL)

967 Slap, thanks ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 01:20 AM (eMKNe)

968 528 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 26, 2017 11:34 PM (6gk0M)

See I disagree, she says he got sad. Who the fuck gets sad talking about something like an outdoor bed?


Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 26, 2017 11:36 PM (IYHxL)

A chick.

Sorry, still trying to catch up.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 01:20 AM (Jcg9Q)

969 Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:18 AM (cPsPa)

That's wassup

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 01:21 AM (IYHxL)

970 I concur, and look forward to receiving your monthly newsletter in PDF format.

Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 01:15 AM (y1OfG)


Please also consider our new "subliminal recordings in random YouTube videos" service, which, if you watch YouTube videos, you may have already been exposed to.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 01:21 AM (wB8Tg)

971 Don Coscarelli really has a thing for flat-chested women in his films. Not the world's worst fetish, mind you, but when you're doing a film marathon, it would be nice to have some... scenery.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 27, 2017 01:21 AM (toi7g)

972
Sounds like me a couple of weeks ago. I sort of poisoned myself at work by inadvertantly pouring a toxic chemical on my foot, and it took an hour for me to realize it when it started to burn. The next day was Saturday, and I felt like crap all day, and slept on the couch. My kitty was worried about me and slept on my chest.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron

Awww... your kitty sounds very sweet.

Right now I feel somewhat mentally foggy, but that's better than being horrifically chilled and groggy, which is how I spent most of the day.

Also had the tv on, and learned that boy, those Ancient Aliens were super productive!

/can we signal them and ask them to build a wall between us and Mexico? They see super good at building things with rocks..

Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 01:21 AM (9kkj3)

973 529 @517

I don't follow?

@518

He's socially anxious....like really socially anxious. And, he has been going through some life changes lately which has made the last few weeks a rough one. I'm not sure if that answers your question.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 26, 2017 11:36 PM (smD62)

Menopause??

Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 01:21 AM (Jcg9Q)

974 That's wassup
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May




well, there has been a lot of discussion which is hard to follow but that what is up as near as I can tell.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:22 AM (cPsPa)

975 Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 01:20 AM (Jcg9Q)

LOL basically and to answer you question from a few nights ago - I think - house hunting went well. Bought a house and are currently residing in it.

How you doing brother?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 01:22 AM (IYHxL)

976 For all of you who missed the Gainzzz thread earlier
today, apparently it is easier to go to sleep if you are not staring at
your computer screen right up to bed time.



Looks like i aam doing it wrong.



Nite everyone.

Posted by: tbodie at May 27, 2017 01:20 AM (dkrmM)

Yes, your Bedtime is too Early.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 01:22 AM (tHwdc)

977 Tickeled Pink is skyping her boyfriend to tell him he is a giant whining pussy and she is going to a bar and hooking up with the first guy with a mercedes and a gold card she meets.
Posted by: YankeeFifth


Which reminds me, I got a credit limit increase on one of my credit cards yesterday.

Movin' up in the world. I'm now all the way up to Lead Status.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 01:22 AM (eMKNe)

978 -Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 01:20 AM (eMKNe)

No problem, Amigo!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 01:22 AM (6gk0M)

979 923 Wasn't the whole company sold for $1? Indeed.
Posted by: Farmer

Like something out of "Robocop"

Yeah, I'll buy THAT for a dollar!!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 27, 2017 01:04 AM (S6Pax)

IIRC, $1 cash money, plus assuming a passel of debt and pension obligations.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 27, 2017 01:22 AM (brIR5)

980 Movin' up in the world. I'm now all the way up to Lead Status.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May




you are getting there! my methlab has an aluminium card.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:23 AM (cPsPa)

981 "She" said she was hot, I am an idiot.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2017 01:23 AM (PUmDY)

982 My mom, who is doing very well but well, fuck
cancer. And also my aunt who is not doing well, I just found out my
parents took her to the ER.

Fuck cancer.


Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 01:20 AM (IYHxL)

Done, thathalfrican. Prayers for both of your fine ladies.

And yeah, fuck cancer.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 01:23 AM (tHwdc)

983 @962

Okay only part of that is even kind of true.

The rest is entirely fabricated.

And Country Boy....

Yes, he is a guy! And yes, I am aware he has some....female tendencies. But, I assure you, he's a dude.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 01:24 AM (smD62)

984 Fuck cancer.
Posted by: thathalfrican

Sorry about that. Lost my Dad to cancer. Lost my uncle (his younger brother) to cancer too.

Is your Mom in remission now? And apparently your Aunt is very sick. Prayers to them now.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 27, 2017 01:24 AM (S6Pax)

985 "Please also consider our new "subliminal recordings in random YouTube videos" service, which, if you watch YouTube videos, you may have already been exposed to."
-Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 01:21 AM (wB8Tg)

$12.99/mo for both packages, but I'd go with the Yearly Gold Package for $129.99.

The more you spend, the more you save.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 01:24 AM (6gk0M)

986 I see my subtlety is, as usual, unnoticed.

Taking advice on serious and complex real-world issues from random people on the internet is like taking a hand grenade from a monkey.

Double-check the pin, and make sure you get a receipt for warranty purposes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 01:24 AM (wB8Tg)

987 Tammy, I may be out of line here, but ....

Looking to make you feel a little better about that ostrich feather bag I did a quick search. Thinking perhaps something along the lines of farms where the birds were plucked, and left to mosey around, until the feathers regrew . Or better yet, there was a natural molting process. Yep, nope.

Trust your instincts. And take my advice please. Don't go checking it out.

Posted by: gracepc at May 27, 2017 01:25 AM (OU4q6)

988 so now that I am drinking I will share a son which has absolutely nothing to do with anything with me but is always good for giving me a stupid grin.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o-bO715Asc



mind you, I know nothing about music.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:25 AM (cPsPa)

989

Which reminds me, I got a credit limit increase on one of my credit cards yesterday.

Movin' up in the world. I'm now all the way up to Lead Status.
Posted by: qdpsteve


AKA: +$100 in yearly fees

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2017 01:25 AM (udajc)

990 Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 27, 2017 01:24 AM (S6Pax)

She is not but is doing well. Thank you and Miley thank you too

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 01:25 AM (IYHxL)

991 Tiers on my credit card:

- Dirt status
- Bug status
- Lead status
- Copper status
- Bronze status
- Silver status
- Gold status
- Platinum status
- Titanium status
- Crazy titanium status
- Federal Gubmint status

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 01:25 AM (eMKNe)

992 G'Night, tbodie.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 01:25 AM (6gk0M)

993 Last night I mentioned that I was going in for a colonoscopy this morning. I am pleased to report that the doctor said I was normal for a person of my distinguished years.

Thanks to all who offered prayers.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 27, 2017 01:25 AM (brIR5)

994 y5 and slap, thanks!

weft-cut, yup :-/

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 01:26 AM (eMKNe)

995 Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:12 AM (cPsPa)

Yes of course they do, but I prefer to think the feathers fall gently from the heavens without anything being killed to provide me with them.

There's a fancy psychological term for this, I know.

I feel the same way about sheepskin rugs and chinchilla and silver fox fur, which I am just gonna come right out and admit I like to wear next to my completely nekkid skin.

Steer leather doesn't bother me as much, because we gotta eat and they may as well do something with all the parts, and besides which I hate plastic shoes.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 01:26 AM (Y9+RI)

996 Double-check the pin, and make sure you get a receipt for warranty purposes.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May




skulls have pins?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:26 AM (cPsPa)

997 Awww... your kitty sounds very sweet.

Right now I feel somewhat mentally foggy, but that's better than being horrifically chilled and groggy, which is how I spent most of the day.


Posted by: shibumi

She's my best girl

Hope your are feeling better.

But I am about to crash.

The ONT has been fun gang, but my brane hurts and I need to rest for the morrow.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 27, 2017 01:27 AM (S6Pax)

998 Posted by: Fox2! at May 27, 2017 01:22 AM (brIR5)


How did your procedure go today? You are on The List.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 01:27 AM (tHwdc)

999 Nobody tell Tammy where silk comes from... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 01:27 AM (eMKNe)

1000 Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:25 AM (cPsPa)

Just STARTED? Slacker.

I peeped your video, I liked Tammy's version of southern "redneck" hiphop better.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 01:27 AM (IYHxL)

1001 I have no problem with snakeskin. Because fuck those awful things.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 27, 2017 01:28 AM (toi7g)

1002 They're both on my list, thathalfrican. From darkness to shadow, to light. Know the Good things and the love of Our Lord.

Bless you and your Family.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 01:28 AM (6gk0M)

1003 Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 01:25 AM (IYHxL)

Oh honey. I'm so sorry.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 01:28 AM (Y9+RI)

1004 Yes, he is a guy! And yes, I am aware he has some....female tendencies. But, I assure you, he's a dude.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 01:24 AM (smD62)

You need a man, baby!

Posted by: Austin Powers at May 27, 2017 01:28 AM (tHwdc)

1005 Taking advice on serious and complex real-world issues from random people on the internet is like taking a hand grenade from a monkey.

.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith

Who would give a monkey a live hand grenade? Is this a Sith thing?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 27, 2017 01:29 AM (S6Pax)

1006 Yes of course they do, but I prefer to think the feathers fall gently from the heavens without anything being killed to provide me with them.

There's a fancy psychological term for this, I know.

I feel the same way about sheepskin rugs and chinchilla and silver fox fur, which I am just gonna come right out and admit I like to wear next to my completely nekkid skin.

Steer leather doesn't bother me as much, because we gotta eat and they may as well do something with all the parts, and besides which I hate plastic shoes.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May




well, the pheasants all get et. have you ever had ostrich? it's no beef but should not be avoided.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:29 AM (cPsPa)

1007 Tammy and Slap, thank you as well.



Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 01:29 AM (IYHxL)

1008 G'Night, Bossy Conservative.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 01:29 AM (6gk0M)

1009 Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 27, 2017 01:28 AM (toi7g)

They are crawling like the dickens this year, my God. They don't really bother me much, but it does sort of take you back.

Four foot long water snake in my gawt damned driveway this afternoon.

I'd never kill one for it's skin, though.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 01:30 AM (Y9+RI)

1010 Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 01:20

Prayers up thathalfrican. Night all, enjoy the weekend.

Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2017 01:30 AM (o/90i)

1011 Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 01:24 AM (smD62)

How many female tendencies? That's a cause for concern.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 01:30 AM (IYHxL)

1012 $12.99/mo for both packages, but I'd go with the Yearly Gold Package for $129.99.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 01:24 AM (6gk0M)


Includes a free photograph of you taken when you thought you were alone, and a licorice-flavored 3x5" index card.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 01:31 AM (wB8Tg)

1013 Posted by: gracepc at May 27, 2017 01:25 AM (OU4q6)

Thank you so much for that!

And trust me, there is zero danger of me looking!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 01:31 AM (Y9+RI)

1014 G'Night, Farmer!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 01:31 AM (6gk0M)

1015 Farmer thanks and take care

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 01:31 AM (IYHxL)

1016 Some people just hit the lotto in life early it seems. Money, good looks, romance. Great for them, but I wish they realized how annoying they seem sometimes.
--
A rambling story, since I'm not feeling well.

Had a friend who hit the life jackpot early.

Husband worked in the family business, she had a full-time job she loved, no kids, they had the life. They both have some health issues (hers are more serious) however, they lived the Kcup/boiled eggs from the store/pinball machines in the basement lifestyle. Vacations 3x a year, one of them usually to a foreign country. Had no idea how good she has it.

It was good for 25 years or so. Then he decided to quit the family job, found new job, got canned, found a different job and makes no money. She will NOT change her lifestyle, and now, by her choice, would work 24 hours a day if they allowed it. Her and her husband still both do the vacations and have full times jobs with all the benefits, so in that respect, they have it better than I do.

She since her husband changed jobs, she is falling apart emotionally. I've ended the relationship because she became incredibly hypercritical, hyper perfectionistic and very materialistic that it just wasn't working for me.

So... things can always change. And usually do.

Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 01:31 AM (9kkj3)

1017 I hear there are warrants out to search the Kushner children's toy chests for evidence.
Posted by: gracepc


Just weird enough to be true.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 26, 2017 11:52 PM (S6Pax)

I was watching the Madoff movie last night and several groups tried to sue the Madoff grandchildren.

The oldest was 3.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 01:31 AM (Jcg9Q)

1018 You need a man, baby!
Posted by: Austin Powers at May




man, woman, man and a woman, the requirement is an epic earth shattering schtupping, or a schlonging.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:31 AM (cPsPa)

1019 mind you, I know nothing about music.



Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:25 AM (cPsPa)

That's hilarious!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 01:33 AM (tHwdc)

1020
Like something out of "Robocop"

Yeah, I'll buy THAT for a dollar!!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron

IIRC, $1 cash money, plus assuming a passel of debt and pension obligations.
Posted by: Fox2!


/pedant

Old recurring theme from sci-fi mags "I'd buy that for 25 cents!"

/pedant

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2017 01:33 AM (udajc)

1021 "Includes a free photograph of you taken when you thought you were alone, and a licorice-flavored 3x5" index card."
-Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 01:31 AM (wB8Tg)

LMFAO! I owe you that for the five times you cracked me up tonight. Awww, shit.

Just an index card... *HAH*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 01:33 AM (6gk0M)

1022 shibumi, good points and true, thanks. I can understand why you have to distance yourself from her.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 01:34 AM (eMKNe)

1023 G'Night, Bossy Conservative.
Posted by: Slapweasel


Goodnight Chet
Goodnight David

Thanks, and Good Night from NBC News.

(Ok, how many of you guys remember Chet Huntley and David Brinkley on NBC Nightly News?)

And now, I'm really going to bed.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 27, 2017 01:34 AM (S6Pax)

1024 Who would give a monkey a live hand grenade? Is this a Sith thing?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 27, 2017 01:29 AM (S6Pax)


That would be silly.

I mean, I might *tell* a monkey I was going to give them a live grenade, to gain an advantage, but I wouldn't actually do it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 01:34 AM (wB8Tg)

1025 Hi folks. I'm in Boston (well really Worcester) for the weekend. Got a really nice 1br apartment- LR, BR, kitchen, bath-even a washer and dryer-for $85/night through Airbnb, you can't beat it. Only thing is, there is no TV. This is my first Airbnb rental, is that normal?

Posted by: Weirddave at May 26, 2017 10:00 PM (lRcnR)

Sounds like a sweet deal. Your hosts must be classy people to not have TV. Like me. I stay in motels, and they have TV, and I'm obligated to not turn it on. It's a trial.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2017 01:34 AM (XUcIQ)

1026 Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:29 AM (cPsPa)

Yes, I have and I do like it; I am partial to fowl in general.

I fear that most of the ostriches are killed for their skins and feathers, though, which doesn't seem right.

I do not always agree with the tactics of animal rights' activists by any stretch, but I do understand their hearts.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 01:34 AM (Y9+RI)

1027 1005. Monkey-with-a-frag-grenade is one of our lesser sacraments. For really high church stuff, nothing beats a good, old-fashioned gorilla-with-a-submachine-gun.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 01:35 AM (TwwWO)

1028 The ONT has been fun gang, but my brane hurts and I need to rest for the morrow.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 27, 2017 01:27 AM (S6Pax)

It's going to be a Long Weekend, so rest up, Bossy C!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 01:35 AM (tHwdc)

1029 1024. Merovign - you must be Reform, right?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 01:36 AM (TwwWO)

1030 Of course women are less important than illegals! Women are also less important than trannies! I think illegals may even be higher on the pecking order than trannies. I know definitely that Muslims trump everybody.

Posted by: Alana at May 27, 2017 01:36 AM (WFVVX)

1031 From darkness to shadow, to light. Know the Good things and the love of Our Lord.





Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 01:28 AM (6gk0M)

Oh Slap, that's beautiful.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 01:36 AM (tHwdc)

1032 We cracked 1k. I feel proud and yet sad as the ONT is dying down and I'm nervously drinking fucking wired right now.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 01:36 AM (IYHxL)

1033 That's hilarious!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May




well, not sure how I happened to come across it but whenever there is going to be a lot of drinking going on it seems to find its way into the rotation.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:37 AM (cPsPa)

1034 Monsters from the Id? There was a movie about that, somewhere in the distant past.
Watchout boy, she'll chew you up.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 27, 2017 01:02 AM (S6Pax)

Forbidden Planet, 1956, Walter Pidgeon, Leslie Neilson, Robbie the Robot and the ever delectable Anne Francis.

I've been hanging around MPPP too long on the Morning Report and similar threads.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 27, 2017 01:37 AM (brIR5)

1035 LMFAO! I owe you that for the five times you cracked me up tonight. Awww, shit.

Just an index card... *HAH*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 01:33 AM (6gk0M)


Well, you can have an A4 sheet, but it's less licorice and more minty.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 01:37 AM (wB8Tg)

1036 We all remember Chet Huntley, David Brinkley and John-Boy.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 01:37 AM (6gk0M)

1037 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 01:27 AM (eMKNe)

I raised silkworms for a 3rd grade science project, we're cool!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 01:37 AM (Y9+RI)

1038 Great to see navycopjoe - been a long time. So tell us, ncj - that dog, in the Russian TV studio - did it have you looking for your sidearm or AR? (I keed, I keed - but I recall the epic pooch shootin' debates hereabouts in days of yore)

WTF is a "back channel" communications set-up for a private citizen - which I assume Kushner still was at the time in question? There is no "front channel" with a foreign ambassador, for a private citizen. And there's nothing very interesting, and absolutely nothing illegal or suspicious, in any of it.

JFK had "back channel" contact with the Russkis during the Cuban Missile Crisis via emissaries meeting at the Yenching Palace, a Chinese restaurant formerly at Connecticut and Woodley (?) in DC. And he was prez. And it was a "crisis".

It remains hard to believe how unserious the country has become.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 27, 2017 01:38 AM (QDnY+)

1039 Got a small digital scale for measuring specific gravity of mineral samples -- already had the beaker and wire frame. Awaiting opportunity to bid on some books and decorative copper pieces. Given that we're about to take on stuff from the in-laws, I'm taking things easy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 26, 2017 10:11 PM (+8Yuj)

A Jolly balance?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2017 01:38 AM (XUcIQ)

1040 Yes, I have and I do like it; I am partial to fowl in general.

I fear that most of the ostriches are killed for their skins and feathers, though, which doesn't seem right.

I do not always agree with the tactics of animal rights' activists by any stretch, but I do understand their hearts.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May



well for better or worse they are mostly farm raised, everything is used. not much meat on an ostrich anyway.

I share your feelings but I would not worry.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:39 AM (cPsPa)

1041 Includes a free photograph of you taken when you thought you were alone, and a licorice-flavored 3x5" index card.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 01:31 AM (wB8Tg)

This keyboard is taking a beating tonight!
<takes out a wipe and carefully cleans it>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 01:39 AM (tHwdc)

1042 shibumi, my youngest sister and her husband have kind of something similar.

They have a tiny, but beautiful, Crafsman house in a really nice area of Long Beach. They both have really good jobs and could take tons of time off (my sister takes hers because she's a schoolteacher so she gets all summer off, my bro-in-law also has tons of time but literally has to be *ordered* by his boss to use it).

To look at them, they have a great life. Their big splurge is cars; they get new or almost-new nice models every year or so.

But the downside, that only I and others in my family know, because we're her family? My sister can't conceive. She and her husband have tried everything and she just can't do it. My mom (who is also her mom) is sick about it; I tell everyone anything could still happen, because she's 45 and it's no big deal anymore for women above that age to have kids these days. In the meantime, one of they deal with it is to enjoy saving, and having fun with, the money they're saving by *not* having any kids. When they *do* vacation together, they get to go to some nice spots.

Anyway...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 01:39 AM (eMKNe)

1043 1034. Heh....what about 'Galaxy of Terror'? Awesomely bad.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 01:39 AM (TwwWO)

1044 and a licorice-flavored 3x5" index card."
-Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 01:31 AM (wB8Tg)


Can we pay extra for a root-beer flavored one instead?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 01:40 AM (Y9+RI)

1045 Oops, I forgot a few words up there.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 01:40 AM (eMKNe)

1046 /pedant

Old recurring theme from sci-fi mags "I'd buy that for 25 cents!"

/pedant
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2017 01:33 AM (udajc)

/more pedant

I think the actual meme is, "I'd buy that for a quarter."

/less pedant

Posted by: Fox2! at May 27, 2017 01:40 AM (brIR5)

1047 I raised silkworms for a 3rd grade science project, we're cool!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May



did you do that with meryl streep?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:41 AM (cPsPa)

1048 A random thought inspired by Tickled Pink:

People are like used cars.

Some have been gently treated, and are not problematic in relationships.

Others have had major problems, been in accidents, and the internal mechanics are held together by chewing gum and paper clips. But they look like on the outside.

I think it's natural for females to want to *help* people that seem emotionally damaged.

However, at least in my experience, it never turns out well, and the female is the one that ends up getting hurt.

So, to summarize, when looking for a relationship, look for someone who is emotionally strong and does not have any significant internal damage.

And if YOU have the internal damage, try to work on fixing it.



Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 01:41 AM (9kkj3)

1049 R&R!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc0ye-LJAdE

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2017 01:41 AM (PUmDY)

1050 /more pedant

I think the actual meme is, "I'd buy that for a quarter."

/less pedant
Posted by: Fox2!


Just wait until I sic Noam Chompsky on yer ass!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2017 01:42 AM (udajc)

1051 We cracked 1k. I feel proud and yet sad as the ONT is dying down and I'm nervously drinking fucking wired right now.


Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 01:36 AM (IYHxL)

(((thathalfrican)))
I'll sit up with you.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 01:42 AM (tHwdc)

1052 1024. Merovign - you must be Reform, right?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 01:36 AM (TwwWO)


You could call the Order of Revan "reformers," after a fashion.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 01:43 AM (wB8Tg)

1053 1026
Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:29 AM (cPsPa)




I fear that most of the ostriches are killed for their skins and feathers, though, which doesn't seem right.



Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 01:34 AM (Y9+RI)

What makes that even more sad for me. From what I read they live naturally for 50-70 years. Meant to have a long life.

Posted by: gracepc at May 27, 2017 01:43 AM (OU4q6)

1054
But the downside, that only I and others in my family know, because we're her family? My sister can't conceive. She and her husband have tried everything and she just can't do it. My mom (who is also her mom) is sick about it; I tell everyone anything could still happen, because she's 45 and it's no big deal anymore for women above that age to have kids these days. In the meantime, one of they deal with it is to enjoy saving, and having fun with, the money they're saving by *not* having any kids. When they *do* vacation together, they get to go to some nice spots.
--

Oftentimes, we don't know what goes on behind closed doors.

That's why they tell you never to compare youself to anyone else.

/Yay! I am not in jail!!! High fives to everyone!! Keep setting that bar low!

Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 01:44 AM (9kkj3)

1055 -Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 01:41 AM (9kkj3)

^Everything This Illustrious Broad Just Said is True.^

...please make a note of it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 01:44 AM (6gk0M)

1056 Yay! I am not in jail!!! High fives to everyone!! Keep setting that bar low!

Posted by: shibumi at May




heh

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:44 AM (cPsPa)

1057 Can we pay extra for a root-beer flavored one instead?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 01:40 AM (Y9+RI)


You can pay as much as you like!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 01:45 AM (wB8Tg)

1058 I'm still up watching movies of questionable artistic merit.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 27, 2017 01:45 AM (toi7g)

1059 shibumi, LOL. Same here.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 01:45 AM (eMKNe)

1060 "Just wait until I sic Noam Chompsky on yer ass!"
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2017 01:42 AM (udajc)

Is that a large dog from Alaska?

*burp*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 01:45 AM (6gk0M)

1061 Is that a large dog from Alaska?

*burp*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May




hiyo!

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:46 AM (cPsPa)

1062 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 01:42 AM (tHwdc)

Thanks Miley. Yanno I've been meaning to ask you; did you get anything out of the book I recommended?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 01:46 AM (IYHxL)

1063
^Everything This Illustrious Broad Just Said is True.^


...please make a note of it. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T)
--

Why thank you Slap.

Not sure where that all came from since i never thought of it before. I'm guessing it's the massive amount of allergy/vertigo meds in me right now....

/my head is not necessarily connected to my neck right now.

Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 01:46 AM (9kkj3)

1064 Yeah, but, ostrich burgers taste GOOD.

Posted by: Vincent Vega at May 27, 2017 01:47 AM (toi7g)

1065 I'm still up watching movies of questionable artistic merit.
--

I've had Ancient Aliens on for 14 straight hours while I lapsed into somewhat intermittent medication induced sleep.

I think I win.

Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 01:48 AM (9kkj3)

1066 shibumi, LOL.

Right now your doctor is on the phone getting reamed by another doctor:

"You put her on VERTIGO meds?!? You moron!!! You got your Hitchcock meds mixed up!! You shoulda put her on the PSYCHO meds!!!!!"

;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 01:48 AM (eMKNe)

1067 you know getting real moonshine is not as easy as you think, at least above the mason dixon.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:48 AM (cPsPa)

1068 Mini and small cars have highest traffic deaths rates, IIHS report says:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/k26lx59

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2017 10:32 PM (OdK9v)

Well, got a guy who wants to buy my Crosley. Guess I dodged a bullet there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2017 01:48 AM (XUcIQ)

1069 ..."/my head is not necessarily connected to my neck right now."
-Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 01:46 AM (9kkj3)

Well, in my semi-inebriated state, it seemed downright prolific.

I copied and pasted it to look at later because I think I'm going to use it, with attribution, at a later date.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 01:49 AM (6gk0M)

1070 591
Wtf have I stumbled in to

Posted by: ThunderB





Well, at least it's not the Spanish Inquisition!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at May 26, 2017 11:47 PM (S6Pax)

Because no one expects that.Now to continue catching up....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 27, 2017 01:50 AM (8iiMU)

1071 Posted by: gracepc at May 27, 2017 01:43 AM (OU4q6)

What is the point of me not looking when you are here filling my head with sadz?!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 01:50 AM (Y9+RI)

1072 WRT to broken people and relationships; when I meet someone who isn't broken I'll let you know how it turns out.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 01:50 AM (wB8Tg)

1073 Holy moly, what the heck did I miss?

Posted by: Infidel at May 27, 2017 01:51 AM (ie8tB)

1074 Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 01:31 AM (Jcg9Q)

I seem to recall that about the grandchildren. People were crazed.

So, let's keep this on the down low. Our own nutcases don't need any more ideas of where to look. It's going to be a long 8 years unless Trump can catch these asshole leakers/traitors, fire them and try them and put them in jail if warranted.

Posted by: gracepc at May 27, 2017 01:51 AM (OU4q6)

1075 "You think that when you die you go to heaven. You come to US!"

Now I'm into it. Soon the balls will be coming.

Yeah, I know, "phrasing".

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 27, 2017 01:51 AM (toi7g)

1076 Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 12:35 AM (Jcg9Q)

I am ashamed to admit that a) it took me a minute to get it, and b) I laughed when I did, because that is actually pretty fucking horrible.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 12:41 AM (Y9+RI)

My business won't be trying to appeal to everyone.

One of my goals will be to insult people.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 01:52 AM (Jcg9Q)

1077 Well, in my semi-inebriated state, it seemed downright prolific.


I copied and pasted it to look at later because I think I'm going to use it, with attribution, at a later date.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T)

I am totally OK with that, and give you permission to use it attribution free.

That being said, I have to sign off. It's time for another sleep inducing vertigo pill, yay!

Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 01:52 AM (9kkj3)

1078 G'Night, shimubi!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 01:53 AM (6gk0M)

1079 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 01:50 AM (Y9+RI)

I was just thinking that myself. So sorry.

Posted by: gracepc at May 27, 2017 01:53 AM (OU4q6)

1080 Holy moly, what the heck did I miss?
Posted by: Infidel at May




didn't your screen rattle when the thread passed 1000?

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:54 AM (cPsPa)

1081 Goodnight shibumi and goodnight everybody, thanks for the great chat tonight, and happy Memorial Day weekend!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 01:55 AM (eMKNe)

1082 Thanks Miley. Yanno I've been meaning to ask you; did you get anything out of the book I recommended?


Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 01:46 AM (IYHxL)

<hangs head in shame>
It kind of got covered by a lot of paperwork and I forgot about it. But I will fish it out and read it this weekend, I promise.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 01:55 AM (tHwdc)

1083 shibumi, LOL.


Right now your doctor is on the phone getting reamed by another doctor:


"You put her on VERTIGO meds?!? You moron!!! You got your Hitchcock meds mixed up!! You shoulda put her on the PSYCHO meds!!!!!"


;-)

--
OMG, that made me LOL loudly.

I'm thinking either way the meds would make me sleepy....

/hahahaha. Hitchcock meds. Very funny.

Posted by: shibumi at May 27, 2017 01:55 AM (9kkj3)

1084 night shibumi

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:55 AM (cPsPa)

1085 Down here, Moonshining is pretty much a lost art. Somehow, it wasn't passed down to the next generation. I'm talking real moonshine. Illegally distilled and sold stuff, the kind they put you in jail for (that's what makes it so much fun). Back in college, we got some just to do it.

The last I heard, you could still get the real stuff in Georgia, but around hear, anyone who would make it wouldn't know what they were doing. Lead poisoning, methanol, etc, etc.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 27, 2017 01:55 AM (8O3HH)

1086 Maybe Gowdy and Chaffetz could get the 4chan folks to snag the info the FBI (incredibly) refuses to share with them.

Wouldn't that be hilarious.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 27, 2017 01:56 AM (QDnY+)

1087 7th Son rocks pretty hard. It

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2017 01:56 AM (PUmDY)

1088 Right now your doctor is on the phone getting reamed by another doctor:



"You put her on VERTIGO meds?!? You moron!!! You got your Hitchcock meds mixed up!! You shoulda put her on the PSYCHO meds!!!!!"



;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 01:48 AM (eMKNe)

LOL!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 01:56 AM (tHwdc)

1089 {{{qdpsteve}}}

Long short weekend for me. 2 yo's wear you out.

Posted by: Infidel at May 27, 2017 01:56 AM (ie8tB)

1090 Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:39 AM (cPsPa)

Thank you, I do try to not worry.

I tried to go vegan many moons ago, but that shit ain't for sissies; I gained 12 pounds and had some health issues.

Also, if I were not a dainty, magical creature completely incapable of such a thing I would have sworn my feet got... unpleasant wearing fake leather shoes.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 01:57 AM (Y9+RI)

1091 "You put her on VERTIGO meds?!? You moron!!! You got your Hitchcock meds mixed up!! You shoulda put her on the PSYCHO meds!!!!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2017 01:48 AM (eMKNe)


Only after they complete a 39 Step program.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 01:57 AM (wB8Tg)

1092 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 01:55 AM (tHwdc)

Say no more. I've got two books that need reading one for historical information and one for self improvement. Both got buried underneath a pile of XBox, Internet, House Chores aaaaaaaaaaaand whatever else I use as an excuse lol.

I only ask because I truly believe in it and you strike me smart enough to understand what Dennis is trying to get across in the book. That and I want you happy, happy people make the world a better place.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 01:57 AM (IYHxL)

1093 'Night to you slackers who are leaving!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 01:58 AM (Y9+RI)

1094 1086 Maybe Gowdy and Chaffetz could get the 4chan folks to snag the info the FBI (incredibly) refuses to share with them.

Wouldn't that be hilarious.




Posted by: rhomboid at May 27, 2017 01:56 AM (QDnY+)




Just spoof the phone number of a New York Times reporter. The FBI will give them everything they want.

Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2017 01:59 AM (cAnNx)

1095 One of my goals will be to insult people.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 01:52 AM (Jcg9Q)

Well then, by God, you are right on track!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 01:59 AM (Y9+RI)

1096 1091.

**slow clap**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 01:59 AM (TwwWO)

1097 962 What'd I miss?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May




Tickeled Pink is skyping her boyfriend to tell him he is a giant whining pussy and she is going to a bar and hooking up with the first guy with a mercedes and a gold card she meets.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 01:18 AM (cPsPa)

LMAO.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 02:00 AM (Jcg9Q)

1098 1079
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 01:50 AM (Y9+RI)

I was just thinking that myself. So sorry.


Posted by: gracepc at May 27, 2017 01:53 AM (OU4q6)
BUT, in my defense I should have included the news of a world wide ostrich crisis. It appears that they are dying off mysteriously. After living good lives on lovely farms, an undiagnosed disease, nay, undiagnosed condition is taking them peacefully in their sleep. This has resulted in a glut of ostrich feathers on the international market, allowing sales of feathers from those who passed mercifully and making the killing of ostrichs for feathers unnecessary.
Yeah, forgot that part.Have a good night everyone.



Posted by: gracepc at May 27, 2017 02:00 AM (OU4q6)

1099 Goodnight, qdpsteve! Leave 'em laughing!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:00 AM (tHwdc)

1100 Down here, Moonshining is pretty much a lost art. Somehow, it wasn't passed down to the next generation. I'm talking real moonshine. Illegally distilled and sold stuff, the kind they put you in jail for (that's what makes it so much fun). Back in college, we got some just to do it.

The last I heard, you could still get the real stuff in Georgia, but around hear, anyone who would make it wouldn't know what they were doing. Lead poisoning, methanol, etc, etc.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May




yeah, that is what I am talking about too, not the store bought stuff. real stuff in mason jars. tried to get some on several occasions, had some success but was just shy of making smokey and the bandit 4 and 5.

should have had em rewrite the song to northbound and down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ls-QEleksI

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 02:00 AM (cPsPa)

1101 I'm almost caught up. Took me long enough.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 02:00 AM (Jcg9Q)

1102 **slow clap**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 01:59 AM (TwwWO)


Thanks.

People clap too fast and I lose count.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 02:00 AM (wB8Tg)

1103 Sweet dreams, shibumi - or at least, entertaining ones!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:01 AM (tHwdc)

1104 "WRT to broken people and relationships; when I meet someone who isn't broken I'll let you know how it turns out."
-Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 01:50 AM (wB8Tg)

There are dents and rust-spots on all of us, but most of us will deal with that easily. It is the ones who want to physically, spiritually and lovingly do the work to fix a larger issue that brings a Thing of Beauty back on the road.

You also have to know when to cut costs and realize that "The Fallacy of Sunk Cost" is A Thing.

If you aren't honest with yourself, you'll wind-up with a rusted hunk of junk of your own making.

You, the car and the lawn will all be worse-off for the experience.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 02:02 AM (6gk0M)

1105 1103. Heh....

The Lady Vanishes, eh?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 02:02 AM (TwwWO)

1106 would have sworn my feet got... unpleasant wearing fake leather shoes.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May


certainly it must be true, much as you could not sleep on a mattress with even a single pea underneath.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 02:02 AM (cPsPa)

1107 Hey, Tammy al-Thor, how are you doing?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are back to sucking at May 27, 2017 02:02 AM (P8951)

1108 Hey now, can anyone get in on this helpful book action?

I ain't no ways smart as our Duchess, so perchance I need it more?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 02:03 AM (Y9+RI)

1109 The last I heard, you could still get the real stuff
in Georgia, but around hear, anyone who would make it wouldn't know
what they were doing. Lead poisoning, methanol, etc, etc.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 27, 2017 01:55 AM (8O3HH)

We did some of that in Sweden. You have to monitor the temps very carefully to avoid the poisonings...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:03 AM (tHwdc)

1110
Why thank you Slap.

Not sure where that all came from since i never thought of it before. I'm guessing it's the massive amount of allergy/vertigo meds in me right now....

/my head is not necessarily connected to my neck right now.
Posted by: shibumi


Well, in my semi-inebriated state, it seemed downright prolific.

I copied and pasted it to look at later because I think I'm going to use it, with attribution, at a later date.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T)

Prolific: Producing offspring or fruit in great abundance; fertile.

Profound: Thoroughgoing; far-reaching: profound social changes.

Prolix: Tediously prolonged; wordy: editing a prolix manuscript.

Protean: Readily taking on varied shapes, forms, or meanings.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2017 02:03 AM (udajc)

1111 All this talk of moonshine makes me want to throw on Gator. Maybe White Lighting.

Nah, Gator is better.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 27, 2017 02:03 AM (toi7g)

1112 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are back to sucking at May 27, 2017 02:02 AM (P8951)

Hellloooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 02:03 AM (Y9+RI)

1113 975 Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 01:20 AM (Jcg9Q)

LOL basically and to answer you question from a few nights ago - I think - house hunting went well. Bought a house and are currently residing in it.

How you doing brother?


Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 01:22 AM (IYHxL)

Doing alright. Had to switch my meds a little 'cause all I've wanted to do for the past week is sleep, even after sleeping 9-10 hours.

Other than that, about the same. Working all weekend.

Congrats on the house!! My daughter and her boyfriend are closing on one June 5th. Ah, to be young again.....

Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 02:03 AM (Jcg9Q)

1114 Goodnight, qdpsteve! Leave 'em laughing!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May


yes, but after the sex. have the sex, then leave them laughing. but not at the sex. nevermind. just make sure you get the sex.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 02:04 AM (cPsPa)

1115 And Country Boy....

Yes, he is a guy! And yes, I am aware he has some....female tendencies. But, I assure you, he's a dude.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 01:24 AM (smD62)

So you HAVE seen his wang, then. Fair enough.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 02:05 AM (Jcg9Q)

1116 Only after they complete a 39 Step program.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 01:57 AM (wB8Tg)

You clever monkey!
(without a hand grenade)

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:05 AM (tHwdc)

1117 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 27, 2017 01:55 AM (8O3HH)

Don't ever let anyone give you the first draw, that's all I'm sayin'. Insist they drink it first if they get pesty.

All while backing out slow.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 02:06 AM (Y9+RI)

1118 I'm almost caught up. Took me long enough.
Posted by: Country Boy at May



you read the whole thread? damn! you the man.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 02:06 AM (cPsPa)

1119 G'Night, qdpsteve.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 02:06 AM (6gk0M)

1120 The place we got in from back in college was up in the mountains. I can't remember if it was in Pickens or north Greenville county. But there was a little country store. They had a special gas pump. Real high priced, real "high test" stuff. Like several dollars a gallon. But the price wasn't on it.

The routine was you pulled up to the "special pump", and told the clerk you wanted some of the real high test. They had to know you. Well, you had to references.

You would leave the keys in your trunk. If everything went well, and they didn't get spooked, you would pay quite a few bucks per gallon. The number of gallons was the number of quarts you wanted.

The gas would get pumped, and you would find your mason jars in the trunk.

If they got spooked, you'd just pay a ridiculous price for a few gallons of gas.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 27, 2017 02:06 AM (8O3HH)

1121 Tammy is right, fake leather shoes make your feet stink.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are back to sucking at May 27, 2017 02:07 AM (P8951)

1122 I only ask because I truly believe in it and you
strike me smart enough to understand what Dennis is trying to get across
in the book. That and I want you happy, happy people make the world a
better place.


Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 01:57 AM (IYHxL)

Thank you, thathalfrican - and Prager is awesome, I've seen some of his videos. I'll make the most of the book.
I want to be happy and spread happiness.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:07 AM (tHwdc)

1123 1120. Heh... where I grew up, ya just asked the sheriff where he got his.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 02:08 AM (TwwWO)

1124 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 27, 2017 02:06 AM (8O3HH)

South Carolina, not Georgia.

So I heard.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 02:08 AM (Y9+RI)

1125 "Prolific: Producing offspring or fruit in great abundance; fertile.

Profound: Thoroughgoing; far-reaching: profound social changes.

Prolix: Tediously prolonged; wordy: editing a prolix manuscript.

Protean: Readily taking on varied shapes, forms, or meanings.
"
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2017 02:03 AM (udajc)

Oscar the Grouch pops out of his Trash Can to provide "The Letter 'P' to Drunks".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 02:08 AM (6gk0M)

1126 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are back to sucking at May 27, 2017 02:07 AM (P8951)

Not that we, personally, know anything about it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 02:10 AM (Y9+RI)

1127 1122. Yeah - you SAY that, but so far, not a single Miley the Naughty Librarian photo....

Just sayin'....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 02:10 AM (TwwWO)

1128 Finally home after a long day, but a good one.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 27, 2017 02:11 AM (Tnhbr)

1129 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:07 AM (tHwdc)

You'll get there I believe that. The eternal - albeit at times foolish - optimist in me says so!

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 02:11 AM (IYHxL)

1130 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:07 AM (tHwdc)

You are the source of much happiness here, dear lady.

(Kindly note my careful avoidance of the word spread on a Memorial Day Weekend ONT)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 02:11 AM (Y9+RI)

1131 We cracked 1k. I feel proud and yet sad as the ONT is dying down and I'm nervously drinking fucking wired right now.


Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 01:36 AM (IYHxL)

(((thathalfrican)))
I'll sit up with you.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 01:42 AM (tHwdc)

I'm not supposed to drink alcohol with this med, but fuck it, I'll crack one real quick with you.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 02:12 AM (Jcg9Q)

1132 You clever monkey!
(without a hand grenade)

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:05 AM (tHwdc)


uh huh

no grenade here

just holding an... apple behind my back

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 02:12 AM (wB8Tg)

1133 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 27, 2017 02:11 AM (Tnhbr)

I bet you smell GOOD!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 02:12 AM (Y9+RI)

1134 The place we got in from back in college was up in the mountains. I can't remember if it was in Pickens or north Greenville county. But there was a little country store. They had a special gas pump. Real high priced, real "high test" stuff. Like several dollars a gallon. But the price wasn't on it.

The routine was you pulled up to the "special pump", and told the clerk you wanted some of the real high test. They had to know you. Well, you had to references.

You would leave the keys in your trunk. If everything went well, and they didn't get spooked, you would pay quite a few bucks per gallon. The number of gallons was the number of quarts you wanted.

The gas would get pumped, and you would find your mason jars in the trunk.

If they got spooked, you'd just pay a ridiculous price for a few gallons of gas.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May



heh. very cool.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 02:12 AM (cPsPa)

1135 Tammy,

This was back in the late '80s, and yes, right here in South Carolina. When there were still "reputable" makers of it.

It's now that they tell me you have to go over to Georgia to get it. Apparently no one left who still knows what they're doing here.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 27, 2017 02:13 AM (8O3HH)

1136 Hey now, can anyone get in on this helpful book action?



I ain't no ways smart as our Duchess, so perchance I need it more?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 02:03 AM (Y9+RI)

Hells bells, Tammy, you aren't normally this full of crap. The book is by Dennis Prager, and it's called 'Happiness Is A Serious Problem.'

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:13 AM (tHwdc)

1137
I'm not supposed to drink alcohol with this med, but fuck it, I'll crack one real quick with you.
Posted by: Country Boy at May




snork! yeah that's what the bottle says, drink alcohol fast!

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 02:14 AM (cPsPa)

1138 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 27, 2017 02:13 AM (8O3HH)

I had no idea you were in SC! (Did I?)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 02:14 AM (Y9+RI)

1139 What I made tonight.

http://tinyurl.com/ydalh7wr

Next time I'm going to try upsetting and splitting stock, and then I should be ready to try and make a knife with tool steel.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 27, 2017 02:14 AM (Tnhbr)

1140 "uh huh
no grenade here
just holding an... apple behind my back.
"
-Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 02:12 AM (wB8Tg)

I trust the guy. He's always *bOOM*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 02:15 AM (6gk0M)

1141 I bet you smell GOOD!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 02:12 AM (Y9+RI)


Not really. I smell like sweat, iron- oh, wait....

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 27, 2017 02:16 AM (Tnhbr)

1142 yes, but after the sex. have the sex, then leave
them laughing. but not at the sex. nevermind. just make sure you get
the sex.

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 02:04 AM (cPsPa)

I like it when the sex is so delightful that you laugh during because it's the only way to get all of the joy out.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:16 AM (tHwdc)

1143 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 02:03 AM (Y9+RI)

Tammy sure anyone could use the book. "Happiness Is A Serious Problem" by Dennis Prager.



Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 02:16 AM (IYHxL)

1144 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:16 AM (tHwdc)

Something romantic-comedyish has to happen for the laugh to not be weird during sex

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 02:18 AM (IYHxL)

1145 1136. Heh....

Happiness is:
A) a warm gun;
B) activity in accord with virtue;
C) as my old GPW vet friend said, 'a womanish word.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 02:18 AM (TwwWO)

1146 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:13 AM (tHwdc)

No crap here, Your Grace; you have me beat on every level!

I just need to find someone for you. My BFF's daddy would have been perfect, other than he's 88 and married.

But he is brilliant (quantum physicist) and funny, too. We keep trying to talk him into a divorce, but so far not much luck.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 02:19 AM (Y9+RI)

1147 1123 1120. Heh... where I grew up, ya just asked the sheriff where he got his.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 02:08 AM (TwwWO)

Will there be any at your wedding?

I've never had any.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 02:19 AM (Jcg9Q)

1148 Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 02:16 AM (IYHxL)

Thank you!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 02:19 AM (Y9+RI)

1149 Oscar the Grouch pops out of his Trash Can to provide "The Letter 'P' to Drunks".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 02:08 AM (6gk0M)

<snorts>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:20 AM (tHwdc)

1150 @1115

Lol. No I have not seen said wang. It's not like that.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 02:20 AM (smD62)

1151 1142. Heh....my angel is a laugher. It's a beautiful thing.

Or, rather, I'm sure she would be a laugher, if we ever had sex - which we totes haven't, Colonel.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 02:20 AM (TwwWO)

1152 Yeah, a real skull. A steer skull. It's super cool and I've gotten lots of compliments on it. The second thing that I didn't want was a plastic goat skull.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 26, 2017 11:51 PM (Rsi2C)

A little Thermite and barbecue starter, and you can have a flaming skull to rival Ace's. with horns, too!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2017 02:21 AM (XUcIQ)

1153 Okay... I have to be out of here before Noon tomorrow.

I'm soused enough to "know-better", blah-blah-blah.

Thank you all for the laughs tonight.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 02:21 AM (6gk0M)

1154 1147. Who knows? My Appalachian kinfolk might could bring some, if they drove down, I suppose.

Slivo, vodka, bourbon, and tequila for sure, however.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 02:22 AM (TwwWO)

1155 I'll bet someone here could've hooked you up with a steer skull

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 26, 2017 11:54 PM (kufk0)

I know folks here who raise bison. Could probably get a bison skull. But there is a market for them, so likely no freebies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2017 02:22 AM (XUcIQ)

1156 Night Slap

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 02:23 AM (IYHxL)

1157 Yeah - you SAY that, but so far, not a single Miley the Naughty Librarian photo....



Just sayin'....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 02:10 AM (TwwWO)

The weekend is young, Uncle.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:23 AM (tHwdc)

1158 1151 1142. Heh....my angel is a laugher. It's a beautiful thing.

Or, rather, I'm sure she would be a laugher, if we ever had sex - which we totes haven't, Colonel.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 02:20 AM (TwwWO)

Gentleman of the jury, your honor- the colonel. I put forth to you that Uncle Palpatine was merely speaking 'hypothetically' in this case and that the verdict of death by multiple stabbings is not warranted...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2017 02:23 AM (ycWCI)

1159 *unstatic*

I know, weft. You got me. I'm not beyond correction and I'd rather thank someone for it than be a dick about it.

Love you, Brother!

*douses candle*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 02:23 AM (6gk0M)

1160 Tammy,

I think I've mentioned it before here, but I'm not sure to whom. Reflexively, I sort of don't mention things that might allow who I am to be figured out by someone with the means to figure it out.

In my online career, which goes back to CompuServe in the early 90s, I've managed to piss some people of seriously. Politics, of course. Never had anyone actually do that, but it's happened to some people I knew online. Serious harassment.

So I've always been sort of careful.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 27, 2017 02:24 AM (8O3HH)

1161 You'll get there I believe that. The eternal - albeit at times foolish - optimist in me says so!


Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 02:11 AM (IYHxL)

If your proverbial money is riding on me, thathalfrican, then I will redouble my efforts!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:24 AM (tHwdc)

1162 Posted by: buzzion at May 27, 2017 01:19 AM (cAnNx)

Animals as food doesn't bother me, (not much anyway, and I sure as hell couldn't kill anything) as long as they're treated humanely while they're being raised, are killed quickly and are definitely dead before they're processed.

You'd be appalled at how often this doesn't happen, but let us talk about something else.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 02:24 AM (Y9+RI)

1163 slap weasel, your post was/is funny

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2017 02:24 AM (PUmDY)

1164 The Russian anchor chick video cracked me up.

First off, she was cute (because, guy).

Second, I loved the look of genuine surprise when the doggeh was making noises behind the desk.

Third, watching the tail go back and forth made me laugh.

Fourth, he/she (the doggeh) just plopped himself on the desk with a "Hey there! What is all this crap I can screw with?" attitude.

How can someone *not* smile at all that?

It was a much needed tonic to a day of horrid topics touched on today....


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 27, 2017 02:25 AM (8iiMU)

1165 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 27, 2017 02:16 AM (Tnhbr)


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 02:25 AM (Y9+RI)

1166 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:23 AM (tHwdc)

I think I speak for the 'Rons when I say; well we're looking forward to it

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 02:25 AM (IYHxL)

1167 You are the source of much happiness here, dear lady.



(Kindly note my careful avoidance of the word spread on a Memorial Day Weekend ONT)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 02:11 AM (Y9+RI)

Thank you Tammy!

Yes, phrasing be danger in the Times of Memorial...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:26 AM (tHwdc)

1168 1158. **sees colonel reaching for his cleaver and 1911**

Dude, he ain't buying what you're selling.

Does ANYBODY here know if VN has a subjunctive tense?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 02:27 AM (TwwWO)

1169 Something romantic-comedyish has to happen for the laugh to not be weird during sex
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 02:18 AM (IYHxL)


He's young yet, and soon to be married; give him time, give him time....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 02:27 AM (Y9+RI)

1170 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:24 AM (tHwdc)

Do it for you my dear. Whatever money I win off of you is just icing on the cake!


Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 02:27 AM (IYHxL)

1171 That would be silly.



I mean, I might *tell* a monkey I was going to give them a live grenade, to gain an advantage, but I wouldn't actually do it.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 01:34 AM (wB8Tg)


I had a guy I met once tell me why, if you ever visit South Africa, you should never let baboons have access to your flare pistol and shells.

Apparently they have thumbs.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2017 02:27 AM (mkDpn)

1172 I'm not supposed to drink alcohol with this med, but fuck it, I'll crack one real quick with you.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 02:12 AM (Jcg9Q)

One can't hurt. Right?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:28 AM (tHwdc)

1173 what is proverbial money besides unintelligible gibberish?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2017 02:29 AM (PUmDY)

1174 snork! yeah that's what the bottle says, drink alcohol fast!

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 02:14 AM (cPsPa)

It's like the five-second rule. Or something.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:29 AM (tHwdc)

1175 Country Boy, I'm drinking enough for the both of us.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 02:30 AM (IYHxL)

1176 Not that we, personally, know anything about it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 02:10 AM (Y9+RI)

Of course not! It's the feet of those other women we're talking about. Those wretches who wear fake leather shoes.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are back to sucking at May 27, 2017 02:30 AM (P8951)

1177
I love a woman who can laugh and joke during, well, you know what. Except if she's laughing *at* me. Or something, like giggling, "Oh, that's just the cutest little thing......"

Seriously, it's pretty funny when you think about. All that fuss over what, in the end, is sort of funny. Some grunting and some funny faces.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 27, 2017 02:30 AM (8O3HH)

1178 Lawsy, almost 2 in the a.m.

Goodnight, beloved Hordelings, Magnificent beings every one of you!

And all y'all lurkers need to think about delurking the is weekend, damn it!

Be blessed and grateful....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 02:30 AM (Y9+RI)

1179
I know, weft. You got me. I'm not beyond correction and I'd rather thank someone for it than be a dick about it.

Love you, Brother!

*douses candle*
Posted by: Slapweasel


May ye have a good weekend full of family and friends.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2017 02:30 AM (udajc)

1180 I bet you smell GOOD!



Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 02:12 AM (Y9+RI)



Not really. I smell like sweat, iron- oh, wait....


Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 27, 2017 02:16 AM (Tnhbr)

<inhales deeply>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:31 AM (tHwdc)

1181 Night Tammy

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 02:31 AM (IYHxL)

1182 night MissTammy!

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 02:32 AM (cPsPa)

1183 Does ANYBODY here know if VN has a subjunctive tense?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 02:27 AM (TwwWO)


It does not, but conditionals and hypotheticals are indicated directly as such. It's similar to Chinese in that sense.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 02:33 AM (wB8Tg)

1184 Something romantic-comedyish has to happen for the laugh to not be weird during sex


Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 02:18 AM (IYHxL)

It's one of those "have to be there" things, I suppose.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:33 AM (tHwdc)

1185 I had a guy I met once tell me why, if you ever visit South Africa, you should never let baboons have access to your flare pistol and shells.

Apparently they have thumbs.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2017 02:27 AM (mkDpn)


This rule applies to primates generally, even if they seem trustworthy (but frankly I've broken it several times and I'm still here, barely).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 02:34 AM (wB8Tg)

1186 Looking through amazon prime to see what new movies have been thrown up. Saw one called "Winter's Bone", with Jennifer Lawrence. In the context of the fappening, hah!

And yes, I am 12.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2017 02:35 AM (ycWCI)

1187 I just need to find someone for you. My BFF's daddy would have been perfect, other than he's 88 and married.



But he is brilliant (quantum physicist) and funny, too. We keep trying to talk him into a divorce, but so far not much luck.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 27, 2017 02:19 AM (Y9+RI)

Well, keep working on it

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:37 AM (tHwdc)

1188 1180. Heh - true story: after watching me sword-dance for about an hour with my kids and her family, my angel leaned in, close, and whispered 'go into the bathroom. Leave your undershirt under the sink. Do it right now.'

Hawt....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 02:37 AM (TwwWO)

1189 Lol. No I have not seen said wang. It's not like that.





Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 02:20 AM (smD62)

You know what they say, Pink - seeing is believing.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:38 AM (tHwdc)

1190 Looking through amazon prime to see what new movies have been thrown up. Saw one called "Winter's Bone", with Jennifer Lawrence. In the context of the fappening, hah!

And yes, I am 12.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


I watched "Passengers" with Pratt and Lawrence.

If'n you have a date-like person, it's not the worse thing to view. (STFU about the flaws, of course. )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2017 02:39 AM (udajc)

1191 Belated goodnight, Slap!

How the hell did I fall so far behind everyone?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:39 AM (tHwdc)

1192 1183. It'll have to do.....

Still don't fancy my odds.....

**glances sideways at the Colonel**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 02:39 AM (TwwWO)

1193 1189 Lol. No I have not seen said wang. It's not like that.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 27, 2017 02:20 AM (smD62)

You know what they say, Pink - seeing is believing.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:38 AM (tHwdc)

I must have lost the thread between work and home...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2017 02:39 AM (ycWCI)

1194 Do it for you my dear. Whatever money I win off of you is just icing on the cake!




Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 27, 2017 02:27 AM (IYHxL)


Deal!
Now I want cake. With icing.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:44 AM (tHwdc)

1195 yeah, I've seen that stuff on boots and wondered WTF?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2017 01:05 AM (udajc)

I expect by the time they get around to making boots and handbags from the hide, the bird has ceased to care about the missing feathers. Just a hunch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2017 02:45 AM (XUcIQ)

1196 I admit there is something attractive watching a Russian woman go from sweet-bubbly to "now I am going to start collecting ears if this sh*t is not ended immediately".


Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2017 02:45 AM (mkDpn)

1197 ..but first you will size up the area of my polygon.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 27, 2017 01:05 AM (6gk0M)

My condolences on the death of your parrot, Slap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2017 02:45 AM (XUcIQ)

1198 Goodnight Tammy!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:46 AM (tHwdc)

1199 night everyone

Posted by: YankeeFifth at May 27, 2017 02:46 AM (cPsPa)

1200 Leave your undershirt under the sink. Do it right now.'



Hawt....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 02:37 AM (TwwWO)

Oh baby

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:48 AM (tHwdc)

1201 1200. Second hawtest thing she's ever done. First was when some jackass backed into her car while we were in a Chinese/Vietnamese bbq joint..... she shot out the front door and into the parking lot and screamed at the offender in at least three languages, all the while blazing like a comet with that fury that only an Asian lady whose beemer has been scratched can muster.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 02:52 AM (TwwWO)

1202 Pretty sure Vegas is going to get one of these...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1RgTzIr8SQ

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2017 02:53 AM (PUmDY)

1203 Goodnight Y5!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:55 AM (tHwdc)

1204 Dad used to buy Georgia Moon, which is corn liquor that he claimed was guaranteed to be aged no more than one month in a paraffin lined barrel, and is sold in a 750ml mason-type jar.
He would decant it into old blue mason jars from the fruit room and pass it around that way.

There is a guy I know locally who has been working on setting up a distillery to make both apple brandy and using cheap grapes from the local vineyards to make brandy. The licensing is not so hard, but the capital costs and time are the main barriers.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2017 02:56 AM (mkDpn)

1205 I'm not supposed to drink alcohol with this med, but fuck it, I'll crack one real quick with you.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 02:12 AM (Jcg9Q)

One can't hurt. Right?


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 02:28 AM (tHwdc)

Well, it's a 24 ouncer, so who know.....

Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 02:58 AM (Jcg9Q)

1206 Damn, I killed the thread.

Off to bed. Nite all.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 27, 2017 03:03 AM (Jcg9Q)

1207 There is a guy I know locally who has been working on setting up a distillery to make both apple brandy and using cheap grapes from the local vineyards to make brandy. The licensing is not so hard, but the capital costs and time are the main barriers.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2017 02:56 AM (mkDpn)

I was treated to some moonshine when at an event in St. Louis. Came from Ohio, of all places, I believe. It was very smooth, very potent, and tasty, being flavored with apple and peach. And it was in Mason jars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2017 03:05 AM (XUcIQ)

1208
I expect by the time they get around to making boots and handbags from the hide, the bird has ceased to care about the missing feathers. Just a hunch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


No, I've only wondered why anyone thinks that's an attractive pattern.

I wasn't aware that poxy skin had resurfaced as a fashion.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2017 03:05 AM (udajc)

1209 Now where were we? Uncle Palp's sweaty undershirt. Right?

You didn't kill it, CB. But you sleep tight!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 03:05 AM (tHwdc)

1210 Time for me to sack out, too. Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2017 03:05 AM (XUcIQ)

1211 I wasn't aware that poxy skin had resurfaced as a fashion.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2017 03:05 AM (udajc)

It makes good condoms. Non-skid, you know?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2017 03:06 AM (XUcIQ)

1212 I have to read up on the Fornax Dwarf Galaxy before I go to sleep, y'all peace out.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2017 03:10 AM (wB8Tg)

1213 1209. Miley - it was a fair trade.
She went in a few moments later, then sat by me. 'I left my scarf for you,' again, whispered, her breath on my neck.

Amazingly feminine woman.....but terrible judgment, for which I give thanks several times a day.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 03:12 AM (TwwWO)

1214 Mayer is doing work..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9u8owUpKh0

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2017 03:12 AM (PUmDY)

1215 No, I've only wondered why anyone thinks that's an attractive pattern.



I wasn't aware that poxy skin had resurfaced as a fashion.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2017 03:05 AM (udajc)


Robespierre . . . Well, he thought highly of himself.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2017 03:21 AM (mkDpn)

1216 **plants Kekistani flag, erects yurts. As his herds and flocks graze, his angel lights the samovar and chills the slivo and vodka. Scans the horizon, sees the lights of a neighboring Normie settlement, plans his raid.**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 03:21 AM (TwwWO)

1217 If everyone is leaving must be time for me to get rolling

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2017 03:21 AM (Ot7+c)

1218 Amazingly feminine woman.....but terrible judgment, for which I give thanks several times a day.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 03:12 AM (TwwWO)

You two have been sneaking around for a long time. D'you ever wonder what it might be like to not have to anymore?
I was reminded of this song, which I sang to my husband on our honeymoon. I'm sure you can relate, Uncle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5Ms6sM9noY


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 03:24 AM (tHwdc)

1219 Life is hard when you are stupid. It is harder when you are impatient, spastic and incompetent

https://youtu.be/3AIInqUwQE8

Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2017 03:26 AM (mkDpn)

1220 This story is worth front-page posting. A liberal university in Washington state has a tradition where minority people stay away from the campus for one day a year to show how important the minorities are; but this year someone decided to reverse it. Instead of minorities staying away, it should be whites. And instead of it being voluntary, it's an order.

A white professor who is politically quite liberal noticed that this is a rather illiberal policy and informed the planners that he would not comply. My favorite quote from his email: "On a college campus, one's right to speak -- or to be -- must never be based on skin color." Hear, hear.

Cue the outrage: students basically rioted. Then the police told the professor to stay away for his safety, and protesters were STOPPING CARS AND SEARCHING THEM to make sure they didn't contain the professor they wanted.

The first thing the University President did: assure the protesters that they would not suffer any negative consequences for their actions. And I'm not exaggerating for comedy here, his quoted words begin with: "First and foremost, I want to state that there will be, as far as I know, no charges filed against any students involved in actions that occurred this morning..."

This shortened link goes to the story on ZeroHedge.

http://bit.ly/2qlCJPb

Posted by: mr_jack at May 27, 2017 03:29 AM (M59SC)

1221 1218. Lovely song, duchess..... sigh.... with her, this song always comes to mind:

https://youtu.be/1cPG1t52GgI

Chiefly because I know damned well she's waaay outta my league, and yet, I find myself at the plate, so to speak. Love is like that, though - each party is amazed that the other hasn't caught on yet.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 03:31 AM (TwwWO)

1222 If mercy's in business,I pray it for you, kind of fantastic lyrics

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2017 03:36 AM (PUmDY)

1223 1221 Being in love is the finest kind of feeling there is. Better than any lottery win.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 03:38 AM (tHwdc)

1224 Weird, who won the lottery?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2017 03:40 AM (PUmDY)

1225 CC - I did. Found an angel who not only tolerates me, but actually thinks me to be a little slice of just about good enough.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 03:44 AM (TwwWO)

1226 I'll be back

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2017 03:48 AM (Ot7+c)

1227 ** yokes yaks and begins tilling the soil. his work finished, he pauses and contemplates his harvest of keks and reees, before returning to his yurt, there to re-enact the ancient nuptials of Tengri and Eje with his angel**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 03:49 AM (TwwWO)

1228 If you say so

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 27, 2017 03:50 AM (PUmDY)

1229 Love's a gift, Uncle. I felt the same way you mentioned up there - wondering when he was going to catch on to the fact that I wasn't anything special. And then he would be disillusioned.

Over time I came to realize that he was perfectly aware of all of my flaws, he just chose to disregard them and focus on the good stuff. He gave me his love, like a present, every day when we woke up.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 03:53 AM (tHwdc)

1230 1229. Yes, and that's the secret, isn't it? Love isn't blind - no, it sees the silver beneath the dross.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 03:56 AM (TwwWO)

1231 **claims this unoccupied and unused ONT for Greater Glory of Kekistan. Scoffs at normies, who sleep as the Kekistani ethno-state moves toward the inevitable consolidation of our homeland. Offers thanks and tendys to Kek, praises Pepe (memes be upon him), and renews vows of fealty to the God-Emperor. **

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 04:05 AM (TwwWO)

1232 "Love isn't blind - no, it sees the silver beneath the dross."

Exactly.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 04:16 AM (tHwdc)

1233 I'm off to sleep, perchance to dream horny dreams...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 27, 2017 04:18 AM (tHwdc)

1234 1233. I'm rooting for ya, young lady! Hope you wake with a smile on your face and in need of laundering your bedclothes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 04:29 AM (TwwWO)

1235 **Checks Gmail account. Sees order for yet another riding crop. Checks PayPal, sees deposit for same. Slices rawhide for the core, soaks it in braiding soap, then downs last gin&bitters of the night**

Praise Kek! Normies - get out! Reeee!
A free Kekistan is possible and necessary!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 04:34 AM (TwwWO)

1236 After 5! Time for an eye-opener! hic cough cough

Posted by: Hillary 2020! at May 27, 2017 04:53 AM (bc2Lc)

1237 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2017 04:55 AM (Ot7+c)

1238 1236. Keep drinking.... your wholesale purchases keep my costs down.

Teh Gin must flow!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 27, 2017 04:56 AM (TwwWO)

1239 Just noticed we're way over 1k

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2017 05:13 AM (Ot7+c)

1240 Mostly because these long threads get wonky on my tablet,

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2017 05:23 AM (Ot7+c)

1241 Ok, I'll be back for the Emergency Morning Thread

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2017 05:43 AM (Ot7+c)

1242

*cough-cough-cough,, cough-cough.. cough-cough-cough-cough, gasp*

Whew...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 27, 2017 06:00 AM (XCv1P)

1243 So much for the Scottish Enlightenment.

Posted by: Whitehall at May 27, 2017 07:11 AM (ZJ9TN)

1244 Leaks=transparency

Posted by: Him at May 27, 2017 09:00 AM (xOzKz)

1245
1244
If you take a leak and it's not translucent yellow you better see a doctor.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 27, 2017 11:03 AM (e1mEI)

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