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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Love and Pain Or, "Vampire"
Edvard Munch
The truth is, Munch did not title this painting "Vampire." He called it "Love and Pain" and it was only later that it picked up the name and interpretation of a man locked in a vampire's embrace. Munch maintained it was nothing more than a woman kissing a man on the neck. The Nazis declared it morally 'degenerate.' In the painting, we see a man in anguish, arms around his love, while she tries to comfort him. Perhaps she is laying her face on his shoulder even. Some thought it was about his visits to prostitutes, yet others saw it as some sort of macabre fantasy about the death of his favorite sister. Evidently Munch remained ambiguous about the deeper meaning behind it. It was considered shocking when it was unveiled, somehow people saw sado-masochism in it. Maybe it's her loose red hair and red dress that mark her as a siren. The darkness surrounding them, and the man's own black clothing make her stand out all the more. But is it really shocking today?
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Colin at May 25, 2017 09:23 AM (FvoQs)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 25, 2017 09:25 AM (tZycB)
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Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 25, 2017 09:29 AM (U6f54)
Mornin' Horde. Lovely weather finally and I'm stuck inside all day, again. Honestly, I need to win the lottery so I can retire somewhere quiet and nice. But then, don't we all?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 25, 2017 09:29 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2017 09:30 AM (c6/9Q)
His work makes me want to scream.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 25, 2017 09:30 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 09:31 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Richard Belzer at May 25, 2017 09:32 AM (3vyFz)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 09:32 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 25, 2017 09:32 AM (r5KeJ)
Posted by: Flying Allende Brothers at May 25, 2017 09:33 AM (nFwvY)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2017 09:33 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Garrett at May 25, 2017 09:34 AM (/jDGf)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2017 09:35 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: IP at May 25, 2017 09:35 AM (UmSfZ)
I am not a good person, my first thought was, "Gorey painting", my second was "tossing in a blanket" and the third was "Someone soaped him too much, Ooops!"
Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2017 09:35 AM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 09:31 AM (nwqNw)
I agree. And I see very little of what is suggested in the blurb from the link.
Which is of course one of the joys of art...being able to see something completely different than the person standing right next to you!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2017 09:35 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 25, 2017 09:36 AM (oGW41)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2017 09:36 AM (mkDpn)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 25, 2017 09:36 AM (9q7Dl)
Another couple of seasons, probably. That show had the most awkward ending of almost anything I've ever seen. I still don't know why it was cancelled, but I've never investigated, either. Seems like a universally loved program.
Reason Deadwood ended:
http://bit.ly/2qZMcZA
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 09:36 AM (4BGeF)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2017 09:36 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Moochelle at May 25, 2017 09:37 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: General Zod at May 25, 2017 09:37 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Garrett at May 25, 2017 09:38 AM (/jDGf)
I like this painting and had never seen it before.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 25, 2017 09:38 AM (ARzf8)
In the painting, we see a man in anguish, arms around his love, while she tries to comfort him.
Perhaps she is laying her face on his shoulder even.
Some thought it was about his visits to prostitutes,
yet others saw it as some sort of macabre fantasy about the death of his favorite sister.
Everyone needs to lay off the brown acid.
Seriously.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 09:38 AM (4BGeF)
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 25, 2017 09:39 AM (fD1ST)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2017 09:39 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2017 09:39 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2017 09:39 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Garrett at May 25, 2017 09:40 AM (/jDGf)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 25, 2017 09:40 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2017 09:40 AM (c6/9Q)
I don't see the "vampire" or "shocking" thing at all here.
Notice the darkness (sorrow?) enfolding the man and woman comes from the man-
and that she (and her love) is the only brightness and the light within that darkness.
Vampire seems way way way off.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 25, 2017 09:40 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2017 09:41 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 09:41 AM (0mRoj)
"Never go anyplace where you're only tolerated"
My kids are going to be hearing that one a lot.
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 25, 2017 09:41 AM (fD1ST)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 25, 2017 09:41 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 09:42 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: William Faulkner at May 25, 2017 09:42 AM (jTUfG)
He looks a lot like "clock boy". I wonder if Obama will invite him over for a chat.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 25, 2017 09:42 AM (ARzf8)
Posted by: William Faulkner at May 25, 2017 09:42 AM (jTUfG)
In Soviet cave, panda embrace you!
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 09:43 AM (0mRoj)
Saw "Alien: Covenant" yesterday-
There will be some SPOILERY STUFF so avoid if you haven't seen it and wish to-
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Okay, this iteration of "Alien" still brings the stupid pretty heavily throughout, but-
it doesn't seem quite as stupid because the emphasis this time is on horror action so you aren't given as much time to contemplate the stupid as in "Prometheus" where it was all about the "mystery of human life".
How stupid?
Well, once again they land on a perfect, Earth-like planet, with cultivated Wheat even, and it never occurs to these Space Morons that an Earth-like planet would be loaded with Earth-like variations of viruses, bacteria, protozoa- which would be deadly.
So, they're off once again traipsing around the planet, picking daisies, and dancing the maypole.
At least, throw science a bone here, have a ten second conversation where "the integrated holistic endangerator" shows no pathogens of any consequence in air, soil, or water. Done.
But, that's not all, two of the crew members almost instantly get secretly infected by spitting puffballs.
And suddenly manifest horrible hemorrhagic virus-like symptoms. Almost instantly.
So, of course, they're instantly brought into the ship. Not isolated. Not observed and treated outside. Nope. Into the ship.
Hijinks ensue.
This is not the intelligent "Alien" horror show you were hoping for-
so just consider it a throwback to 1950s sci-fi with everyone wandering around bare-faced in Space Rompers and let it go.
"Alien: Covenant" really is a throwback to something like "House of Dracula" where the creepy dude invites you into his creepy house to do creepy things.....to Space Morons (the bad kind).
One scene still sticks out as the Stupidest Scene in the Whole Alien Series -
the captain after seeing David, the creepy evil cyborg, make kiss-faces to the Oppressive White Xenomorph that just killed one of his crew-
follows David around after seeing how shocked and angry David was that he, the Captain killed the Misogynystic White Xenomorph-
while David is explaining that he has been experimenting on all the life-forms on this planet to develop and improve the Xenophobic White Xenomorph-
and brings the captain into a dark chamber to show him the creepy looking Alien egg-pod thingys as his ultimate version of the Homophobic White Xenomorph-
And the creepy looking pod-dealio opens up it's veiny, slimy Space Labia of Doom and David invites the captain to look inside becuz it's awesome(!)-
And the captain, instead of shooting David, shooting the pods and getting the hell out of there
sez-
"Okey-Doke" and sticks his head in the pod.
You can guess what follows.
Aaaaaanyway, "Alien:Covenant"-
The Good-
Some great action scenes, creepy Alien stuff
The Bad -
Plotting still "Prometheus" quality but you think about it less becuz...great action scenes. Still, enough time between scenes that I was rewriting the movie in my head(not a good sign).
The Meh -
they really missed out on a great horror moment with the big reveal between David and the 2nd in command. Really missed.
Expect, a really well-shot and directed 1950s sic-fi flick mashed up with a 1930s haunted house flick and you'll have a good time.
Oh...and you get to learn that the whole Alien foofaraw, all of it, every bit of it, was caused by-
a cyborg being ordered to pour a cup of tea.
So, treat your robots well.
That's the moral of this story.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 25, 2017 09:44 AM (9q7Dl)
painted over wallpaper down from all the ceilings in your home, pretend
you didn't hear her.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2017 09:41 AM (J+eG2)
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On the ceilings? Oh my. You need to have one of your servants do that. Or maybe a cousin you hate.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2017 09:44 AM (dFi94)
When seeing the tanking numbers for this movie over the weekend and the endless panning as well, I said to myself...SELF.
I bet this is a good movie.
And shit.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 25, 2017 09:44 AM (WLK0w)
I had to click on the painting to open it in another tab, and then after looking at it for a while, the other person suddenly came into focus.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2017 09:44 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 25, 2017 09:45 AM (czLDv)
Posted by: Moochelle at May 25, 2017 09:45 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 25, 2017 09:46 AM (C52a9)
This is my theory about how it got the vampire name. Munch's style was still very radical, painting at the end of the 19th century. People still thought the Impressionists were rebels. Then Munch comes along and heads explode. Second, it shows a man in a position of weakness at a time of masculinity-uber-alles. The ambiguous and the seemingly-dominate position of the woman also added to the critique.
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 09:46 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 09:46 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: geoffb5 at May 25, 2017 09:47 AM (d3wbb)
Disgusted by his display of grief over losing his parents, his older brother and his dog within mere weeks of each other, in addition to finding out she'd been cheating on him for years, she filed for divorce, kicked him out of the house he'd bought for them, took half his life savings and was awarded $8,000 a month in permanent alimony. She and Paolo are now living the high life.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 09:46 AM (0mRoj)
Edvard Munch: The World's First Country-Western Artist
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 25, 2017 09:47 AM (XWkhW)
Perhaps she is laying her face on his shoulder even.
Some thought it was about his visits to prostitutes,
yet others saw it as some sort of macabre fantasy about the death of his favorite sister.
Everyone needs to lay off the brown acid.
Seriously.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 09:38 AM (4BGeF)
"It was just my 'magination..runnin' away with meee..."
Posted by: BignJames at May 25, 2017 09:47 AM (x9c8r)
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I tried that, and I can sort of see shoulders her arms are embracing. But his head is dead white with black patches that don't look like hair.
It's creepy, sort of, and I can see why people said "Vampire." But I'm not getting the man thing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2017 09:47 AM (jTUfG)
Disgusted by his display of grief over losing his parents, his older
brother and his dog within mere weeks of each other, in addition to
finding out she'd been cheating on him for years, she filed for divorce,
kicked him out of the house he'd bought for them, took half his life
savings and was awarded $8,000 a month in permanent alimony. She and
Paolo are now living the high life.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 09:46 AM (0mRoj)
Well, she is a redhead -thus no soul
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 25, 2017 09:48 AM (jxbfJ)
I'm trying to understand why I didn't think of that.
Oh wait...
It's coming to me...
Yup...that's why.
The servants are on Holiday this month.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2017 09:48 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2017 09:44 AM (dFi94)
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That's a jobs I allocate to teenage nephews 50bucks and pizza usually does the trick.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 25, 2017 09:48 AM (WLK0w)
Or some impressions of happy trees.
Or some smears that I can imagine are happy trees.
I can hear the grim reaper's footsteps behind me and I'm afraid to turn around and look.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 25, 2017 09:48 AM (fos7t)
On the ceilings? Oh my. You need to have one of your servants do that. Or maybe a cousin you hate.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2017 09:44 AM (dFi94)
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That's a jobs I allocate to teenage nephews 50bucks and pizza usually does the trick.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 25, 2017 09:48 AM (WLK0w)
Isn't cheap household labor the main reason to have children?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 25, 2017 09:49 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 09:41 AM (0mRoj)
https://youtu.be/iLgMFwStTHc?t=1m12s
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2017 09:49 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: John Podaesta at May 25, 2017 09:49 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 09:49 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 25, 2017 09:49 AM (czLDv)
parents, his older brother and his dog within mere weeks of each other,
in addition to finding out she'd been cheating on him for years, she
filed for divorce, kicked him out of the house he'd bought for them,
took half his life savings and was awarded $8,000 a month in permanent
alimony. She and Paolo are now living the high life.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 09:46 AM (0mRoj)
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Ouch. I see a red scene and I want to paint it black.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2017 09:49 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 25, 2017 09:49 AM (XWkhW)
Considering kids cost about six figures to raise to the age of 18, I wouldn't classify them as "cheap."
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 09:50 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 25, 2017 09:50 AM (wTwJ2)
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Gaaaah! I have that blown-on popcorn junk. Impossible. You might be able to get the paper off, but the popcorn is disgusting.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 25, 2017 09:51 AM (MIKMs)
72 Isn't cheap household labor the main reason to have children?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 25, 2017 09:49 AM (XWkhW)
Considering kids cost about six figures to raise to the age of 18, I wouldn't classify them as "cheap."
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 09:50 AM (0mRoj)
You're obviously coddling them.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 25, 2017 09:51 AM (XWkhW)
Is there such a thing as poisoned bullets? Anyone know?
Posted by: WTF at May 25, 2017 09:52 AM (WiPBb)
Of the little I know of Munch, the guy had a lot of bad juju, internally, that he would express on canvas.
If the Nazis hated it, I am automatically more sympathetic.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2017 09:53 AM (zSVEm)
time of masculinity-uber-alles. The ambiguous and the
seemingly-dominate position of the woman also added to the critique.
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 09:46 AM (nwqNw)
And..."Dracula," by Bram Stoker was written around the same time and was quite a sensation.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2017 09:53 AM (rF0hx)
I would enjoy having this painting on the walls of my living room.
Posted by: Vlad Tepes at May 25, 2017 09:53 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 25, 2017 09:49 AM (dFi94)
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 09:53 AM (0mRoj)
Personally I find the picture somewhat disturbing. The woman is shown as wrapped in darkness.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 25, 2017 09:54 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: Some art lover guy at May 25, 2017 09:54 AM (WrMht)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 25, 2017 09:51 AM (XWkhW)
Food, shelter, running water, clothing...I'm a right pushover.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 09:54 AM (0mRoj)
How to remove popcorn ceiling
http://diyfunideas.com/remove-popcorn-ceilings-30-minutes/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2017 09:54 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 09:46 AM (0mRoj)
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And the lights of L.A. County
They look like diamonds in the sky
When you're driving through the hours
With an old friend at your side
Posted by: Lyle Lovett at May 25, 2017 09:55 AM (fD1ST)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 25, 2017 09:56 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2017 09:53 AM (rF0hx)
Indeed? Interesting. As an aside... what a disappointing book. The ending sucked.
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 09:58 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 25, 2017 09:48 AM (WLK0w)
Isn't cheap household labor the main reason to have children?
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Friggin inflation, When I was a teenager in the 80's, 20bucks and pizza was the goin rate.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 25, 2017 09:59 AM (WLK0w)
Think I'll just rewatch the old flick "Planet of the Vampires."
http://tinyurl.com/kyfwrdj
Since it's more realistic.
Posted by: geoffb5 at May 25, 2017 10:00 AM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 09:58 AM (nwqNw)
I was drained by the time I got to the end.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2017 10:00 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 10:00 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 25, 2017 09:59 AM (WLK0w)
You got money and pizza? Luxury! I just got lashes reduced from my daily beating!
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 10:00 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2017 10:01 AM (c6/9Q)
Munch often depicted women as femme fatales and vampires who enslaved men.
I am sure that one of these days a SJW will call for his works to be banned.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 25, 2017 10:01 AM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: John Podaesta at May 25, 2017 09:49 AM (ul9CR)
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Very interested in your technique....call me!
Posted by: Harry Reid at May 25, 2017 10:01 AM (WLK0w)
Posted by: Max Power at May 25, 2017 10:02 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 10:02 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2017 10:01 AM (c6/9Q)
The Swedish Chef?....bjork, bjork, bjork!
Posted by: BignJames at May 25, 2017 10:03 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Debbie Dumbass-Schultz at May 25, 2017 10:03 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2017 10:04 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 25, 2017 10:04 AM (ILitO)
Posted by: Max Power at May 25, 2017 10:02 AM (QCc6B)
YOU TAKE THAT BACK !!! It's only the first, a teaser. They will get more interesting in the next..whatever weeks.
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2017 10:04 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: IC at May 25, 2017 10:04 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 25, 2017 10:05 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: BignJames at May 25, 2017 10:03 AM (x9c8r)
slipped my mind !
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2017 10:05 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 10:00 AM (sBOL1)
I like the painting, especially in the larger size, which shows the almost primitive brush strokes and impressionist flavor much better than the smaller version on the main page.
Well, these posts are certainly expanding my horizons....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2017 10:05 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2017 10:04 AM (J+eG2)
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Okay, Mr. Literal, her hair looks like RED seaweed.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 10:05 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Max Power at May 25, 2017 10:02 AM (QCc6B)
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I'm so waiting for GOT to end but the scum-nuggets at HBO, are milking it for every last dime.
I'd cancel HBO today but...wife.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 25, 2017 10:05 AM (WLK0w)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2017 10:06 AM (1fHj1)
Munch's work is definitely based on personal taste. I like this one, but he was an Expressionist. Their work is very personal to themselves. They are trying to express something deep and abstract, and usually the results are dark, disturbing or negative in some way. I'm having a difficult time thinking of a happy Expressionist.
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 10:06 AM (nwqNw)
I didn't realize he was married.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 10:06 AM (0mRoj)
It got tedious, or something, and I felt like I was being played, by reading.
Just me I guess, because the guy has made metric tons of money.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2017 10:06 AM (zSVEm)
http://bit.ly/2qZMcZ
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 09:36 AM (4BGeF)
It would have been interesting to hear where the writers were going with those characters.
I'll never understand the entertainment industry. Prop up shows no one watches, cancel hits, spend millions on movies that can't attract flies while refusing certain blockbusters...
Too smart by half.
Posted by: jwest at May 25, 2017 10:06 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 25, 2017 10:07 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2017 10:07 AM (J+eG2)
When seeing the tanking numbers for this movie over the weekend and the endless panning as well, I said to myself...SELF.
I bet this is a good movie.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 25, 2017 09:44 AM (WLK0w)
I read that review and I couldn't tell if it was an honest attempt or satire. The review praises slow-mo action shots, multiculturalism, and giant monsters (bigger than LOTR) with the film supposedly having deeper meaning.
The trailers for the film were horrible. Everything is dark and dreary with nausea inducing cuts. Even Mrs. WOPR was not interested.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 25, 2017 10:08 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: WisRich at May 25, 2017 10:08 AM (hdpay)
The guy is looking down and said, "Uh honey, the carpet doesn't match the curtains"
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 10:08 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 25, 2017 10:09 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Statler and Waldorf at May 25, 2017 10:10 AM (J+eG2)
It got tedious, or something, and I felt like I was being played, by reading.
Just me I guess, because the guy has made metric tons of money.
Posted by: kraken
Honestly, I think he wrote himself into a corner. He had an ending in mind at the start, but now he realizes he "can't get there from here" and he's punting.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 25, 2017 10:10 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 10:06 AM (nwqNw)
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That makes sense. I'm not deep, or abstract, and dark, disturbing and negative aren't my things. So maybe that's why the best I can come up with is that her hair looks like red seaweed.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 10:10 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2017 10:10 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Floppy wieners at May 25, 2017 10:10 AM (0mRoj)
I still don't see it, but that's probably a big part of it, too.
Posted by: sunny-dee at May 25, 2017 10:10 AM (QAOZh)
Heh. Some times by best work is done mistakenly.
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2017 10:11 AM (zSVEm)
If we're going to have paintings of female vampires can I suggest one of Ingrid Pitt in The Vampire Lovers
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 10:11 AM (493sH)
Red weed?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_weed
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 25, 2017 10:11 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2017 10:11 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2017 10:11 AM (NOIQH)
113 Reason Deadwood ended:
http://bit.ly/2qZMcZ
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 09:36 AM (4BGeF)
It would have been interesting to hear where the writers were going with those characters.
I'll never understand the entertainment industry. Prop up shows no one watches, cancel hits, spend millions on movies that can't attract flies while refusing certain blockbusters...
Too smart by half.
Posted by: jwest at May 25, 2017 10:06 AM (Zs4uk)
Because I suspect that there are a LOT more truly profitable movies/TV shows than Hollywood would have you believe, and I'll bet that with the typical Hollywood accounting, the box office $ isn't nearly as important to the bottom line as we think.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 25, 2017 10:12 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 25, 2017 10:12 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: Corona at May 25, 2017 10:12 AM (Vequ/)
watching Mulvaney Senate hearing.
Jeesh, Bernie Sanders really is a grumpy old man.
Posted by: WisRich at May 25, 2017 10:08 AM (hdpay)
He is like the troll under the bridge in those kids stories.
Posted by: IC at May 25, 2017 10:12 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Floppy wieners at May 25, 2017 10:10 AM (0mRoj)
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I mean, if Showtime doesn't work out, just call me.
Posted by: Shep! at May 25, 2017 10:13 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2017 10:13 AM (c6/9Q)
honest attempt or satire. The review praises slow-mo action shots,
multiculturalism, and giant monsters (bigger than LOTR) with the film
supposedly having deeper meaning.
The trailers for the film were horrible. Everything is dark and
dreary with nausea inducing cuts. Even Mrs. WOPR was not interested.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 25, 2017 10:08 AM (J70i0)
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Heh, sounds like a review of GOT!
Meh...throw in some boobies and it sounds like a hit to me!I'm an easy touch.
I'm currently watching the original Trailer Park Boys on Netflix.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 25, 2017 10:13 AM (WLK0w)
Having a hard time getting excited for this new season with GRR Martin and Kit Harrington out there b#tching about Trump. Seriously, guys, you're the best judge of a "good" leader??? I would have expected Martin's Trump criticism to be more along the lines "Not enough killing of enemies, rape, and pillage!! And also, not enough BANQUETS!"
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2017 10:14 AM (NOIQH)
Jeesh, Bernie Sanders really is a grumpy old man.
Posted by: WisRich at May 25, 2017 10:08 AM (hdpay)
Give Comrade Bernie some money or a new dacha and he'll shut up and go away
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 10:14 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2017 10:14 AM (XUcIQ)
Jeesh, Bernie Sanders really is a grumpy old man.
Posted by: WisRich at May 25, 2017 10:08 AM (hdpay)
He is like the troll under the bridge in those kids stories.
Posted by: IC at May 25, 2017 10:12 AM (a0IVu)
The fact that Hillary almost lost to Bernie in the primaries really show's what a terrible candidate she was.
Posted by: WisRich at May 25, 2017 10:15 AM (hdpay)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2017 09:39 AM (5y11N)
Speaking about Vampires and Turkey...
...Vlad Tepes knew a thing or two about how to deal with Muslim Turks.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 25, 2017 10:15 AM (luj3F)
Posted by: Floppy wieners at May 25, 2017 10:10 AM (0mRoj)
I got something for that, boys!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 25, 2017 10:15 AM (ANIFC)
I didn't realize he was married.
Posted by: Insomniac
Dead give-away he was married. Duh.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 10:15 AM (4BGeF)
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 10:06 AM (nwqNw)
Kandinsky?
Sort of...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2017 10:15 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Mary Ann at May 25, 2017 10:15 AM (Ndje9)
136 GoT is on its own track now, RRRRRMartin is irrelevant.
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2017 10:13 AM (c6/9Q)
That's why they had the big payroll purge via huge fucking wildfire explosion at the end of last season.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 25, 2017 10:15 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: dananjcon
The episode Ricky kidnaps Alex Lifeson of Rush is the best ever
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 10:16 AM (FZYNt)
George RRRRRRRRR Martin: Rape, murder, floppy wieners, incest, murder, incest, floppy wieners and rape.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 10:16 AM (0mRoj)
And the Horde helped me again on the last thread ... Brennan is the Muslim - Clapper just sucks.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2017 10:16 AM (tcQdP)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 25, 2017 10:18 AM (INRVS)
Yep, think of it as an extreme case of lead poisoning.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 25, 2017 10:18 AM (ARzf8)
I didn't realize he was married.
Posted by: Insomniac
Dead give-away he was married. Duh.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 10:15 AM (4BGeF)
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Some day the married women on this blog are going to rise up and smite you. Just saying.
Probably not today, as I have a lot to do. But some day.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 10:18 AM (sBOL1)
Jeesh, Bernie Sanders really is a grumpy old man.
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From the few highlights I caught on Faux last night, I was impressed with Mulvaney, he showed a pair in trying to put the congress critters some knowledge on how fiscally retarded they are.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 25, 2017 10:19 AM (WLK0w)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 25, 2017 10:19 AM (zRZaJ)
How would us married dudes notice the difference ? The smiting all kind of runs together.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2017 10:20 AM (tcQdP)
http://tinyurl.com/lvqk2rx
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 10:20 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2017 10:20 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 10:18 AM (sBOL1)
Check comment #67
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2017 10:20 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 10:20 AM (sBOL1)
Sort of...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2017 10:15 AM (rF0hx)
Yeah, maybe. He was the one that finally came to mind. I don't know enough about him to say for sure though. His Blue Rider Group was about withdrawing from society because people suck, so I don't know.
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 10:20 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Paladin at May 25, 2017 10:20 AM (DPvCq)
Wow! Poor thing. Of course I will pray for her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 10:21 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2017 10:21 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Paladin at May 25, 2017 10:20 AM (DPvCq)
Lulling him into a false sense of security right before she extracts his soul.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 10:21 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Country Singer at May 25, 2017 10:21 AM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 25, 2017 10:21 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Ok at May 25, 2017 10:22 AM (OE5e7)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 10:22 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 25, 2017 10:22 AM (AM1GF)
Pres. Trump at the NATO Summit. I'll bet those Euro weenies wished fellow lefty weenie Barry was there instead.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 10:22 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 10:20 AM (nwqNw)
Well, you know more about him than I do.
I just remember some of his bright and colorful works.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2017 10:22 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: klaftern at May 25, 2017 10:23 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Emmie at May 25, 2017 10:23 AM (ZapPq)
Probably not today, as I have a lot to do. But some day.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 10:18 AM (sBOL1)
Yeah, you all claim you'll put us out of our misery, but do you? No, you keep us around. You need someone to.....nag.
Smite and variations thereof are not used enough.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 25, 2017 10:23 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 10:20 AM (nwqNw)
Tell me more of this Blue Rider Group. Do they have a website?
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 10:23 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Emmie at May 25, 2017 10:23 AM (ZapPq)
Media Matters boycott pressure over them advertising on Hannity's shows.
Posted by: Country Singer at May 25, 2017 10:24 AM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 25, 2017 10:24 AM (tVWQB)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 10:21 AM (0mRoj)
Oh ... like a first date ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2017 10:24 AM (tcQdP)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 25, 2017 10:15 AM (XWkhW)
dude ! DUDE!! Spoiler Alert ! some are still on season 5 !
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2017 10:24 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2017 10:20 AM (rF0hx)
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Are you telling me to snap out of it, or inviting me to the opera?
If you're telling me to snap out of it, then congratulations, you've just risen to #1 on my smite list.
If you're inviting me to the opera, it depends on which opera.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 10:24 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Emmie
They pulled ads from Hannity. The New Fascists march on.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 25, 2017 10:24 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 10:24 AM (493sH)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 25, 2017 10:23 AM (J70i0)
FIFY
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2017 10:24 AM (rF0hx)
*shrugs*
Scar tissue doesn't register pain.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 10:25 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 25, 2017 10:23 AM (J70i0)
FIFY
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And open jars.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 25, 2017 10:26 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 25, 2017 10:23 AM (J70i0)
FIFY
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And open jars.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 25, 2017 10:26 AM (J70i0)
And parallel park.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 10:26 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 25, 2017 10:23 AM (J70i0)
FIFY
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2017 10:24 AM (rF0hx)
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Hey, in the last two months I have killed two spiders in my shower ALL BY MY BIG GIRL SELF, thankyouverymuch.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 10:26 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: phineas gage at May 25, 2017 10:27 AM (XsVWn)
A group just being more, you know ... people.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2017 10:27 AM (tcQdP)
Posted by: bluebell
Big Girls need loving too
j/k, couldn't resist
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 10:27 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: bluebell
/imagines a rework of the shower scene from Psycho
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 25, 2017 10:28 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 09:58 AM (nwqNw)
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Kris,
Look for The Dracula Tape by Fred Saberhagen, ca. 1977. It's supposed to be Dracula's own words, on tape, explaining what really happened on his jaunt to England in the 1890s from his point of view (his entirely reasonable point of view, of course). It explains some inconsistencies in the original, and is loads of fun to read.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2017 10:28 AM (jTUfG)
Seriously, if you're with them, pray you don't have to make a claim. We've had to make three piddly claims over the last few years (under a grand) and every time it took four one-hour phone calls minimum just to get them moving on the claim. Usually a few hours on the phone with follow up, too.
I don't generally boycott, but if you're wih USAA maybe think about your options before you really need them.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 25, 2017 10:28 AM (DSFcs)
Big Girls need loving too
j/k, couldn't resist
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 10:27 AM (FZYNt)
They just have to pay for it. Giggity-giggity!
Posted by: Quagmire at May 25, 2017 10:29 AM (ANIFC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 10:29 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 25, 2017 10:29 AM (zRZaJ)
Hey, in the last two months I have killed two spiders in my shower ALL BY MY BIG GIRL SELF, thankyouverymuch.
==
And the Legend of SquishedTwo the Demonslayer was born.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 25, 2017 10:29 AM (C52a9)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 10:21 AM (0mRoj)
Oh ... like a first date ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2017 10:24 AM (tcQdP)
First date's usually just the wallet.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 10:30 AM (0mRoj)
In its way, it's just like a Rockwell or a Kinkade.
Posted by: troyriser at May 25, 2017 10:30 AM (Fw5cQ)
So sorry they wouldn't/couldn't stand up to the bullies. Somebody really has to.
Posted by: Emmie at May 25, 2017 10:30 AM (ZapPq)
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 10:30 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 10:30 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: WisRich at May 25, 2017 10:15 AM (hdpay)
Just a point of fact reminder-- she DID lose those primaries. The PTB in the Democrat party basically just threw out the results and crowned her queen anyway.Bernie bots were pissed. Honestly, I don't get how they have any coherent party left after that came out. It takes a huge capacity for suspension of disbelief and lots of weed to be a democrat voter.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 25, 2017 10:31 AM (INRVS)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2017 10:31 AM (rF0hx)
Still maintain I got the better of that deal.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 25, 2017 10:31 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 10:30 AM (sBOL1)
Just today? I must be losing my touch.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 10:31 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: bluebell
Well, don't incorrige us.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 25, 2017 10:32 AM (AM1GF)
I can only hope he told them to suck his balls.
Posted by: gewa76 at May 25, 2017 10:32 AM (f4GSC)
Posted by: troyriser at May 25, 2017 10:30 AM (Fw5cQ)
To be fair to Kinkade he had a lot on his plate. Reuben was spending a lot of time trying to get that band some decent gigs.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 10:32 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Chupacabra
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Interesting that you bring this up. I had been thinking of dumping them for a few years after getting deluged with unwanted phone calls from 'third party representative/contractors' insisting on me "updating my personal information".
If you don't work for USAA, then we don't have a business arrangement and you and I have nothing to discuss.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 25, 2017 10:33 AM (C52a9)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 25, 2017 10:33 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 10:33 AM (493sH)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 25, 2017 10:33 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
almost as good as asking "how's your wife and my kids?"
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 10:34 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 10:32 AM (493sH)
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I used to catch him peeking in my window at night, too!
Posted by: Laurie Partridge at May 25, 2017 10:35 AM (jTUfG)
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 25, 2017 10:28 AM (DSFcs)
I dumped them years ago after they refused to contest a claim by a woman who hit me while I was turning into my driveway. She crossed a double yellow and hit me as I turned left from a single lane!
I went back to Amica Mutual and have been thrilled by their customer service.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2017 10:35 AM (rF0hx)
A group just being more, you know ... people.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2017 10:27 AM (tcQdP)
I imagine it was very similar to the Diogenes Club. Seriously though, it was a very loose group, but they didn't last long because the "head" of the group was an ass. Oh, and Germany decided to slap around the rest of Europe.
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 10:35 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 10:32 AM (493sH)
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I used to catch him peeking in my window at night, too!
Posted by: Laurie Partridge at May 25, 2017 10:35 AM (jTUfG)
Me too!
Posted by: Danny Bonaduce at May 25, 2017 10:36 AM (ANIFC)
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Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.
- Senator Bernie Sanders
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 25, 2017 10:36 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 25, 2017 10:18 AM (ARzf
Our resident Pollywinona will soon be along to say, "Really, it was just a botched robbery, and the perp got scared and ran off as soon as the gun went off."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2017 10:36 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 25, 2017 10:33 AM (zRZaJ)
I think most cars' airbags are designed to deploy in front end collisions, not necessarily when being rear ended.
The sensors for the airbags are in the bumper of my car (and I have sensors for the side airbags in the sidewall behind the drivers door, IIRC).
As far as I know, there are no sensors in the rear bumper (of my car at least).
Oh, and you have to hit something pretty f'ing hard for the airbags to deploy.
Airbags are super expensive to re-pack and can often lead to injuries, so car companies are walking a fine line between airbags deploying when needed and not deploying for minor fender benders.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 10:36 AM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2017 10:36 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Laurie Partridge at May 25, 2017 10:35 AM (jTUfG)
I guess that's better than him peeking into Danny Bonaduce's window
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 10:36 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Mitch Hedberg at May 25, 2017 10:36 AM (AURKQ)
Trump went up to Marcon and asked him how his mom...err.. I mean wife was. /jk
Posted by: TheQuietMan
almost as good as asking "how's your wife and my kids?"
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 10:34 AM (FZYNt)
Maybe Trump should tell Marcon he grabbed his mom/wife's mish
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 25, 2017 10:36 AM (jxbfJ)
Please watch the short video in which Jo and Jack Babbitt , who are providing $12.5 M in seed money for construction(ground breaking took place in April) are interviewed and who explain their early life experiences, Jack as a WWII pilot and Jo's brothers who were captured by the Germans, and how prayer and worship are central to not just their lives, but to an educated civilization. Larry Arnn (Hillsdale president and an education advisor to the Trump campaign) explains why university and colleges must teach religious education to truly provide a liberal arts education. Well worth the few minutes to watch.
https://www.hillsdale.edu/christ-chapel/
Posted by: Jen the original at May 25, 2017 10:37 AM (62eBc)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 25, 2017 10:37 AM (czLDv)
ending of almost anything I've ever seen. I still don't know why it was
cancelled, but I've never investigated, either. Seems like a
universally loved program.
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They cancelled Deadwood because the bigs at HBO were head-over-heels in love with their new, upcoming show "John from Cincinnati."
They felt they didn't have the budget for both and "John" was just so damned amazing.
Yeah.
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 25, 2017 10:37 AM (ZQpd0)
Look for The Dracula Tape by Fred Saberhagen, ca. 1977. It's supposed to be Dracula's own words, on tape, explaining what really happened on his jaunt to England in the 1890s from his point of view (his entirely reasonable point of view, of course). It explains some inconsistencies in the original, and is loads of fun to read.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2017 10:28 AM (jTUfG)
Someone a few years back decided to mash-up Dracula and Sherlock Holmes. Pretty interesting take, but I don;t remember the title off-hand, and I'm too lazy to look it up.
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 10:38 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 25, 2017 10:38 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 25, 2017 10:38 AM (AM1GF)
Jeesh, Bernie Sanders really is a grumpy old man.
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Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.
- Senator Bernie Sanders
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 25, 2017 10:36 AM (Nwg0u)
Able to divine his answer by interpreting the stains a la Rorschach test?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 25, 2017 10:39 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2017 10:39 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 25, 2017 10:39 AM (AM1GF)
- Senator Bernie Sanders
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 25, 2017 10:36 AM (Nwg0u)
Able to divine his answer by interpreting the stains a la Rorschach test?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
can supply a urine, stool, blood and semen sample all in one
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 10:40 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 25, 2017 10:40 AM (4df7R)
Love and Pain
Used to know this guy who, well, let's just say that this painting is a pretty accurate visual representation of his marriage.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 25, 2017 10:40 AM (YMLsE)
Posted by: Mitch Hedberg at May 25, 2017 10:36 AM (AURKQ)
Or Count Alucard
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 10:40 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 10:38 AM (nwqNw)
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Sounds like Detroit's Loren D. Estleman -- I think that was his first novel. He's since produced some top-notch hardboiled private eye stories, some fictionalized histories of events (like the 1967 riots) in Detroit, and some of the best Westerns since Louis L'Amour. If Clint Eastwood were a young man now, he'd probably want to play Estleman's lawman Paige Murdock.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2017 10:41 AM (jTUfG)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 25, 2017 10:38 AM (zRZaJ)
I'm just guessing here, but if she was stopped, then hit and pushed in to a car in front of her, I'm not sure there would have been enough velocity for the airbag sensors to register an accident major enough to deploy the airbags. Airbags are designed to stop your forward momentum when the cars forward momentum is stopped by hitting something (so if your car goes from 60 to 0 in a second due to colliding with something, the airbags are there to make sure you do, too, and don't go flying through the windshield and/or break your neck)
I don't know though. I've (thankfully) only been in fairly minor fender benders in my life (knocks on wood).
Sorry about your sister though, that sounds super lame!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 10:41 AM (wmaTe)
Yeah or you get kicked out. Zero tolerance. "A club for the most unclubbable men in England." Sounds like my kind of place. It's for those who need to withdraw from society.
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 10:42 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Mitch Hedberg at May 25, 2017 10:36 AM (AURKQ)
Or Count Alucard
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Count Dooku eats Count Chocula?
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 10:42 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 25, 2017 10:40 AM (YMLsE)
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Oh dear.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 10:42 AM (sBOL1)
Outed by /pol. Weaponized autism - pretty f'ing amazing.
Praise Kek!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2017 10:42 AM (TwwWO)
For those of you who would like to know that there are still colleges in
the USA that teach thinking, history, and Western Christian values,
please go to the link below It is to Hillsdale College's video and page
describing the new Christ Chapel being built on campus to provide a
dedicated building in which one of the tenets of the college can be
held, and that is religious freedom and worship.
Please watch the short video in which Jo and Jack Babbitt , who are
providing $12.5 M in seed money for construction(ground breaking took
place in April) are interviewed and who explain their early life
experiences, Jack as a WWII pilot and Jo's brothers who were captured by
the Germans, and how prayer and worship are central to not just their
lives, but to an educated civilization. Larry Arnn (Hillsdale president
and an education advisor to the Trump campaign) explains why university
and colleges must teach religious education to truly provide a liberal
arts education. Well worth the few minutes to watch.
https://www.hillsdale.edu/christ-chapel/
Posted by: Jen the original at May 25, 2017 10:37 AM (62eBc)
I would offer up Franciscan University in Steubenville. Despite all the troubles in the Catholic Church, the friars here truly get it. If in doubt, hit google and check for a video they did on Christianity vs Islam. This is no Pope Francis teaching, I assure you.
Rock solid academics here. My daughter is a nursing major there.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 25, 2017 10:42 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 10:38 AM (nwqNw)
Sherlock Holmes did have a vampire case - "The Adventure of the Sussex Vampire" which was adapted in the Jeremy Britt series as "The Last Vampyre."
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 10:42 AM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 10:40 AM (FZYNt)
You're a mean, mean man, and I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 25, 2017 10:42 AM (YMLsE)
Posted by: kraken at May 25, 2017 10:42 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 25, 2017 10:42 AM (MIKMs)
Outed by /pol. Weaponized autism - pretty f'ing amazing.
Praise Kek!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2017 10:42 AM (TwwWO)
Excellent.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 10:43 AM (0mRoj)
Your experience is very different from mine. Had some hail damage to my roof, and minor accidents with my oldest kids as they first started driving, and USAA has been very quick and no hassle with claims. Their rates are higher than other companies, and I was thinking about switching, but my wife was very against the idea, as she hears horror stories from friends using them, and has loves the ease of our claims.
Posted by: Grimaldi at May 25, 2017 10:43 AM (V/f/L)
A group just being more, you know ... people.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2017 10:27 AM (tcQdP)
"You hate people!"
"But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?"
Posted by: Randal Graves at May 25, 2017 10:43 AM (f4GSC)
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is that the one where no one talks ?
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2017 10:39 AM (c6/9Q)
*****
Wait...What???!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2017 10:43 AM (1fHj1)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 25, 2017 10:44 AM (QM5S2)
Heh....Bike-Lock Prof arrested.
Outed by /pol. Weaponized autism - pretty f'ing amazing.
Praise Kek!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2017 10:42 AM (TwwWO)
Eric Clanton, 28, was being held on $200,000 bail after he was booked
into Berkeley City Jail Wednesday evening. He was arrested on suspicion
of use of a firearm during a felony with an enhancement clause and
assault with a non-firearm deadly weapon.
One down, so many in academia to go.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 25, 2017 10:44 AM (jxbfJ)
A group just being more, you know ... people.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2017 10:27 AM (tcQdP)
For the donuts.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 10:44 AM (0mRoj)
Outed by /pol. Weaponized autism - pretty f'ing amazing.
Praise Kek!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2017 10:42 AM (TwwWO)
From the description of the charges, there's something about a firearms violation, which makes me wonder if he got busted for something else.
Not that I would object to a little rough justice in this case.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 25, 2017 10:44 AM (YMLsE)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2017 10:41 AM (jTUfG)
The name sounds familiar. Creative title: "Sherlock Holmes vs. Dracula"
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 10:44 AM (nwqNw)
Don't go see Dr. Acula.
Posted by: Mitch Hedberg at May 25, 2017 10:36 AM (AURKQ)
Or Count Alucard
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 10:40 AM (493sH)
Is Count Chocula still ok?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 25, 2017 10:45 AM (jxbfJ)
so they finally admit it, they never had any intention of repealing it.
there is only one political party in this country - the Big Government Party.
and Trump is not fighting it, he is part of it.
it gives me not one shred of pleasure to say - I told you so.
Posted by: Shoey at May 25, 2017 10:45 AM (OYK2S)
Iirc, 12 mph.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 10:46 AM (4BGeF)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2017 10:46 AM (tcQdP)
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 10:42 AM (ANIFC)
Those Jeremy Brett adaptations were excellent.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 10:46 AM (493sH)
Harry what you say makes absolute sense. Guess they will just have to see where this goes. At any rate, the guy who hit her was distracted (they think he was texting) and will be paying big time.
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 25, 2017 10:47 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 10:42 AM (ANIFC)
Right. I can't believe I forgot that one. Jeremy Brett (PBUH) was THE measure for Holmes. Basil Rathbone can take a flying leap.
*ducks as flame-war begins*
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 10:47 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 10:44 AM (nwqNw)
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That's it, I think -- from the '70s. He's written some other pastiches in the short form about Holmes, and another novel, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Holmes. It's amazing nobody thought to do those before he did.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2017 10:47 AM (jTUfG)
Your experience is very different from mine. Had some hail damage to my roof, and minor accidents with my oldest kids as they first started driving, and USAA has been very quick and no hassle with claims. Their rates are higher than other companies, and I was thinking about switching, but my wife was very against the idea, as she hears horror stories from friends using them, and has loves the ease of our claims.
Posted by: Grimaldi at May 25, 2017 10:43 AM (V/f/L)
****
USAA is easily the finest insurance company around. I don't do my banking with them and I know they had a few hiccups there a few years back. But I've not heard a bad thing about them in a long time.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2017 10:47 AM (1fHj1)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 25, 2017 10:45 AM (jxbfJ)
You'll have to ask Lon Chaney Jr.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 10:47 AM (493sH)
Posted by: RobM1981 at May 25, 2017 10:47 AM (VVBN7)
into Berkeley City Jail Wednesday evening. He was arrested on suspicion
of use of a firearm during a felony with an enhancement clause and
assault with a non-firearm deadly weapon.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 25, 2017 10:44 AM (jxbfJ)
Did you ever see the video of his actual assault during the Berkeley riot? There's a Trump/anti-Trump argument going on with several people, and you can see Clanton skulking behind the front line of pantyfa pussies, and then he suddenly jumps out, smacks the guy in the head, and then disappears back into the crowd. What a f*ing coward. I hope he serves serious, enhanced, federal pound-me-up-the-ass prison time.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 25, 2017 10:48 AM (YMLsE)
Steve Martin stole this idea.
Posted by: Roland THTG
better than sucking a fart out of his ass
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 10:48 AM (FZYNt)
Descendent of Ike Clanton?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 10:48 AM (4BGeF)
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 10:49 AM (sBOL1)
Claims service is only as good as the adjuster assigned. The only factor for bad service that would be a company's fault would be the caseload required that could make a good adjuster seem bad.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 25, 2017 10:49 AM (czLDv)
*ducks as flame-war begins*
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Agreed. Brett used to have this neat thing he'd do when as Holmes he'd toss out a logical conclusion, and his client would exclaim, "How amazing!" Brett, facing the camera, would give this faint little smirk, as if Holmes were thinking, "Of course I am."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2017 10:49 AM (jTUfG)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2017 10:50 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 25, 2017 10:42 AM (jxbfJ)
Good to know...the more colleges and universities are independent of the Fed, the more they can actually educate and have standards for their students.
I wondered who Jack Babbitt was , he was the founder of Devco in Tulsa OK, which is a natural gas and sulfur producer. Last year the Tulsa World newspaper did an interview of him to remember his time as a pilot. Good article in which he describes dropping food to the starving Dutch citizens and what it was like to be 22 and in war.
http://tinyurl.com/mzfd4k3
Posted by: Jen the original at May 25, 2017 10:50 AM (62eBc)
Eric Clanton, 28, was being held on $200,000 bail after he was booked
into Berkeley City Jail Wednesday evening. He was arrested on suspicion
of use of a firearm during a felony with an enhancement clause and
assault with a non-firearm deadly weapon.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 25, 2017 10:44 AM (jxbfJ)
Did
you ever see the video of his actual assault during the Berkeley riot?
There's a Trump/anti-Trump argument going on with several people, and
you can see Clanton skulking behind the front line of pantyfa pussies,
and then he suddenly jumps out, smacks the guy in the head, and then
disappears back into the crowd. What a f*ing coward. I hope he serves
serious, enhanced, federal pound-me-up-the-ass prison time.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 25, 2017 10:48 AM (YMLsE)
An example needs to be made of him here and now. If/when convicted I hope there is video of him being escorted out of the courtroom to meet his new lover. I will share that video on social media gleefully.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 25, 2017 10:50 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 25, 2017 10:47 AM (zRZaJ)
Yeah, I'm sure his insurance will be willing to cover any and all expenses if their driver was texting instead of watching the road. That's not a case they're going to win in court.
What a dummy. He's lucky no one was killed.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 10:51 AM (wmaTe)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 25, 2017 10:29 AM (zRZaJ)
Airbags are meant to deploy if your car gets hit from the front or side, or in a rollover, on newer models. Not so much from a rear-end hit.
Your friend might want to seek the services of an accident reconstructionist. These are people who are trained to analyze the forces and events of a collision, often with a view to determining fault.
If it came down to a lawsuit against the car manufacturer, you can be sure the lawyers for the manufacturer would be hiring the best reconstructionists in the business to defend their case.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2017 10:52 AM (XUcIQ)
That is the Trump I want to see...
Posted by: William Eaton at May 25, 2017 10:52 AM (MuTTO)
Posted by: Rick in SK
that's when he got the nickname Count Dookoo
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 25, 2017 10:52 AM (WUMOr)
I am hearing Trump went busted on NATO in the speech...did not see it, if true I should have.
That is the Trump I want to see...
Posted by: William Eaton at May 25, 2017 10:52 AM (MuTTO)
Trump went busted? What does that mean?
Posted by: IC at May 25, 2017 10:53 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Blacula at May 25, 2017 10:53 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 10:54 AM (FZYNt)
*ducks as flame-war begins*
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 10:47 AM (nwqNw)
Hey hey hey. Basil Rathbone was a good Holmes. Updating him to fight Nazis who happened to be working with Moriarty was a little silly but still his portrayal was good. And yes I agree about the knock against Nigel Bruce as a bumbling Watson but they're are entertaining.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 10:54 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Your sycophant press at May 25, 2017 10:54 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 25, 2017 10:54 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: IC at May 25, 2017 10:53 AM (a0IVu)
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I changed the wording and forget to take out ""went".
Are you happy now?
Posted by: William Eaton at May 25, 2017 10:54 AM (MuTTO)
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I expected so much more from America's Playboy bunnies.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 25, 2017 10:55 AM (C52a9)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2017 10:56 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2017 10:49 AM (jTUfG)
And then he'd put his hands on his hips thrust his pelvis forward and say, I'll give you something elementary my dear! WOOF!!! Or was that Sherlock Flashheart?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 10:56 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 25, 2017 10:56 AM (C52a9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2017 10:56 AM (TwwWO)
I have a credo for judging the quality of a Holmes portrayal... How is Watson treated? More recently, I think Jude Law makes a very good Watson.
Fun Fact: Jude Law appeared in a Jeremy Brett episode.
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 10:56 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: William Eaton at May 25, 2017 10:56 AM (MuTTO)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 25, 2017 10:57 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 10:36 AM (wmaTe)
Super-expensive, yes, but they don't repack them. One and done. Can you begin to imagine the liability black hole that would open if a repacked airbag failed to deploy?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2017 10:57 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: moki at May 25, 2017 10:57 AM (V+V48)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 25, 2017 10:56 AM (C52a9)
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I think IC is ticked off because of his NATO love.
Posted by: William Eaton at May 25, 2017 10:57 AM (MuTTO)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 25, 2017 10:57 AM (czLDv)
Brett - the only Holmes.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2017 10:56 AM (TwwWO)
Well there was John "The Wad" Holmes.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 25, 2017 10:58 AM (jxbfJ)
Updating him to fight Nazis who happened to be working with Moriarty
was a little silly but still his portrayal was good. And yes I agree
about the knock against Nigel Bruce as a bumbling Watson but they're are
entertaining. Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 10:54 AM (493sH)
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I like Rathbone better than Brett, but Brett had the better scripts etc. Cumberbland does a good job, but what saves his portrayal is the great Watson -- you can see the friendship that somehow survives. Elementary is awful because Holmes is good, but Watsonlady is stupid and irritating. Holmes depends on Watson -- anyone can play a quirky genius -- but who can show how they work together is where Watson is key.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 25, 2017 10:59 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2017 10:59 AM (TwwWO)
I think IC went busted on William Eaton.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 25, 2017 10:56 AM (C52a9)
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I think IC is ticked off because of his NATO love.
Posted by: William Eaton at May 25, 2017 10:57 AM (MuTTO)
Nothing that complicated - I just did not understand what your sentence meant in its original form, that's all.
Posted by: IC at May 25, 2017 10:59 AM (a0IVu)
Time to start a list of "credentialed" folks who are part of the violent resistance. This wasn't some random student, it was a professor/lecturer.
Same goes for the Guardian journalist who scuffled with the Montana GOP candidate. Anyone shocked to learn the guy has a history as a Democrat activist?!?
These so-called elites are showing themselves to be thugs.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2017 10:59 AM (NOIQH)
His speeches would have the brain damaged ninnies of the media engaged in a coast-to-coast urination frenzy. The smell of urea would be overwhelming. Their shrieks would drown out all other sound.
The indifference to the value of western civilization is depressing.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 25, 2017 10:59 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 25, 2017 10:59 AM (C52a9)
Mornin' Ya'all
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 10:59 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2017 11:00 AM (c6/9Q)
Denial is a river in Cush.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 25, 2017 11:00 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 25, 2017 10:57 AM (czLDv)
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Nope...happy.
Posted by: William Eaton at May 25, 2017 11:00 AM (MuTTO)
There was a rear end accident in town about a month ago that killed a little girl (not sure of age 8-12 I think). Family was stopped at a light when they were plowed into and driven into car in front. Parents in front seat were okay, but girl was nonresponsive and died shortly after.
Turns out woman driving was *extremely* drunk at 6 pm. Now her kids will be without their mother while she spends years in jail for killing a little girl who was just on her way to pick up her brother after sports practice.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 25, 2017 11:00 AM (sEDyY)
Roger Moore portrayed Holmes with Patrick MacNee as Watson. I think it was called Sherlock Holmes in New York. In that one Holmes had an Aston Martin hansome carriage complete with gatling guns.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 11:00 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 25, 2017 10:57 AM (czLDv)
Well, he did get kind of snarked at, but actually, I was wondering what "went busted on" meant myself, so I'm glad for the clarification.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 25, 2017 11:00 AM (YMLsE)
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 11:00 AM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2017 10:57 AM (XUcIQ)
I meant repack in the colloquial sense. They have to replace the entire airbag system. My cousin was quoted like $4k to replace his on his POS car after he hit a deer.
His insurance company was trying to slime out of paying -- typically hitting a deer is covered by collision insurance, not liability (which he did not have at the time.)
Last I heard their offer was $1500 to total out the car, and he has just been driving around with deployed airbags like an idiot.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:00 AM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Emmie at May 25, 2017 11:01 AM (ZapPq)
in a coast-to-coast urination frenzy. The smell of urea would be
overwhelming. Their shrieks would drown out all other sound.
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On a brighter note, I am quite sure that he would have bodyslammed more than a few of them.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 25, 2017 11:01 AM (C52a9)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 25, 2017 11:01 AM (tbOMB)
Put them in an old RAF Qunset hut at an abandoned RAF WW2 Base. A Billion Dollars?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2017 11:02 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: IC at May 25, 2017 10:59 AM (a0IVu)
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HWÆT, WE GAR-DEna in geardagum,
þeodcyninga þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon!
Posted by: William Eaton at May 25, 2017 11:02 AM (MuTTO)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 25, 2017 11:02 AM (C52a9)
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Should be covered under Comprhensive. No deductible.... act of God.
Swerve to miss a deer and hit a pole??? Collision. Deductible applies. Your Fault.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 11:03 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 25, 2017 11:03 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 25, 2017 11:03 AM (35aYs)
*tips hat at Emmie
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 11:03 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 11:00 AM (ANIFC)
I had them all on VHS but can't watch them since my VCR died. Some were taped off the TV and had Diana Rigg's commentaries before the episodes. I think one still has Vincent Price.
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 11:04 AM (nwqNw)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/mbfzqr8
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2017 11:04 AM (NOIQH)
I didn't either IC and appreciate your having asked.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 25, 2017 11:04 AM (sEDyY)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 25, 2017 11:00 AM (sEDyY)
Damn, that's fucked.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:04 AM (wmaTe)
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Figure out the question marks and get back to me...
Hint: That is real the real language not the Norman bastardized crap we speak today.
Posted by: William Eaton at May 25, 2017 11:04 AM (MuTTO)
https://tinyurl.com/mbsghv2
Posted by: phineas gage at May 25, 2017 11:05 AM (XsVWn)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 25, 2017 11:05 AM (C52a9)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2017 11:00 AM (c6/9Q)
At the same time Trump is in Brussels. Just coincidence, surely.
This is what we expected from that skidmark. Surprised it took him so long to start butting in where he doesn't belong.
Posted by: gewa76 at May 25, 2017 11:05 AM (f4GSC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 25, 2017 11:05 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2017 11:06 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 11:04 AM (nwqNw)
Vincent Price. Wow that goes back to....err...before all of us were born
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 11:06 AM (493sH)
Posted by: IC at May 25, 2017 11:06 AM (a0IVu)
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Yes. Doyle's Watson was much like himself, with the Victorian attitudes of the day and many of the same experiences as a doctor. The character was a man of average -- or maybe even a little above average -- intelligence, but he was dazzled as anyone would have been by Holmes.
You want to see a top-notch Watson? Try the Nero Wolfe stories by Rex Stout, also an A 'n' E series from about 1999. Wolfe is the eccentric detective; Archie Goodwin is his legman, the fellow who narrates the stories. Archie is definitely above average in the IQ department, but Wolfe is even smarter (a self-proclaimed genius). They're funny and fast-moving stories.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2017 11:07 AM (jTUfG)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 25, 2017 11:07 AM (tVWQB)
Swerve to miss a deer and hit a pole??? Collision. Deductible applies. Your Fault.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 11:03 AM (8XRCm)
Yep, that's how it's supposed to work.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:07 AM (wmaTe)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 25, 2017 11:08 AM (nQHw/)
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1942: SS
2017: PP
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 25, 2017 11:08 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2017 11:00 AM (c6/9Q)
Someone needs to tell him he's not President anymore...
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 25, 2017 11:09 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Fred Wojicevjcziak at May 25, 2017 11:09 AM (C52a9)
I guess I'm old fashioned but I'm still shocked by people being dead-drunk when the sun is still up on a work day.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 25, 2017 11:09 AM (sEDyY)
Posted by: JAS at May 25, 2017 11:09 AM (EX4Wr)
Hint: That is real the real language not the Norman bastardized crap we speak today.
Posted by: William Eaton at May 25, 2017 11:04 AM (MuTTO)
Right. That looks like the opening lines of Beowulf. Is that Beowulf?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 25, 2017 11:10 AM (YMLsE)
Posted by: IC at May 25, 2017 11:06 AM (a0IVu)
Ha! Well up here in northern new england the most feared thing to hit is a moose.
Bastards can fuck up a car. And unlike deer, they don't give a shit about wandering in to traffic.
Sedans are especially scary when involved in moose collisions, because a bumper on a sedan is usually low enough to hit the moose in the legs and cause the entire beast to topple on to your car.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:10 AM (wmaTe)
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 11:11 AM (ANIFC)
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Should be covered under Comprhensive. No deductible.... act of God.
Not an act of God.
In truest legal sense?
State's fault. Failure to control their animals. No different than if your dog darted out into traffic.
Shoot a deer out of season and see who claims ownership.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 11:11 AM (4BGeF)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 25, 2017 11:11 AM (sEDyY)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 11:12 AM (FZYNt)
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Well.... he stole George Harrisons wife.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 11:12 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: willow at May 25, 2017 11:12 AM (iS1Cb)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2017 11:13 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at May 25, 2017 11:13 AM (zRZaJ)
In truest legal sense?
State's fault. Failure to control their animals. No different than if your dog darted out into traffic.
Shoot a deer out of season and see who claims ownership.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 11:11 AM (4BGeF)
Heh.
For insurance purposes, a deer hitting your car is the same as a tree falling on your car. ferae naturae are treated differently then domestic animals. If your dog wanders in to traffic, that's your fault. If a wild beast wanders in to traffic, it's God's fault.
::shrug::
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:13 AM (wmaTe)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2017 11:14 AM (tcQdP)
Ive never hit a deer with a vehicle. Came very close a couple of times.
I did hit a pheasant on a motorcycle once. Damn near knocked me off the bike and it hurt like hell.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 11:14 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 11:14 AM (sBOL1)
Not everyone works 9 - 5, Monday - Friday.
Night shift and weekend shifts put people off in the middle of the day. Which is their evenings.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 11:14 AM (4BGeF)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 25, 2017 10:48 AM (YMLsE)
In prison, he might meet actual white supremacists (as well as black Muslims and Hispanic gang members).
He won't be able to hit them with a bike lock.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 25, 2017 11:15 AM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2017 11:15 AM (XUcIQ)
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Well.... he stole George Harrisons wife.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 11:12 AM (8XRCm)
Well she got him on his knees. So what else could he do but propose
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 11:16 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Jaimo at May 25, 2017 11:16 AM (9U1OG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2017 11:16 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 25, 2017 11:05 AM (Nwg0u)
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Awww, poor dears.
I have an idea - cut the welfare and food stamps - there'll be Americans who are willing to do those jobs.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 25, 2017 11:16 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
he could shoot the sheriff
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 11:17 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 25, 2017 10:48 AM (YMLsE)
In prison, he might meet actual white supremacists (as well as black Muslims and Hispanic gang members).
He won't be able to hit them with a bike lock.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 25, 2017 11:15 AM (ZM2xo)
It's California & he's a member of The Body. He'll get a suspended sentence & community service.
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 11:17 AM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Grouch O. at May 25, 2017 11:17 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 11:17 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:10 AM (wmaTe)
That's the issue with cows in open range areas. When I was learning to drive my dad told me to just hit the deer but do everything possible to not hit a cow.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 25, 2017 11:17 AM (sEDyY)
I did hit a pheasant on a motorcycle once. Damn near knocked me off the bike and it hurt like hell.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 11:14 AM (8XRCm)
I've hit a few deer. Usually you can see the idiots in time, slam on your brakes, and just do minor damage. Deer, despite being stupid, are usually smart enough to not wander on to the road when there are cars around. I only really see them on back roads when they were chilling in the road before I got there.
I've hit a turkey once. I had extensive (cosmetic) front end damage and a broken radiator. Those dummies just fly / glide / wander in to traffic out of nowhere. Go figure.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:17 AM (wmaTe)
Posted by: General Zod at May 25, 2017 11:17 AM (Bdeb0)
That was a scene.
Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2017 11:17 AM (pXi0m)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 25, 2017 11:09 AM (O2RFr)
Traditionally, ex-Presidents shut the hell up and sat down. The asswipe who broke that tradition was Jimmy Carter, who whined like a little girl all through the Reagan presidency. He never got over getting so thoroughly schlonged during the 1980 election, which was a three-way race. Clinton, to his credit, shut the hell up and sat down. Or, perhaps more precisely, went back to what he loved best, which is pursing young, busty blondes.
So it looks like Obama is going to be like Carter. I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 25, 2017 11:17 AM (YMLsE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2017 11:15 AM (XUcIQ)
yes; boxer too
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2017 11:17 AM (c6/9Q)
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Here we are again, giving these people just what they want.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 25, 2017 11:17 AM (vg8iE)
What it was doing on a motorcycle I'll never know!
Posted by: Grouch O. at May 25, 2017 11:17 AM (IqV8l)
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Dammit. I dangled a participle again... didnt I?
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 11:18 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2017 11:18 AM (pXi0m)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 25, 2017 11:18 AM (YMLsE)
Posted by: michelle fields at May 25, 2017 11:18 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: jwpaine at May 25, 2017 11:18 AM (PLsKH)
Posted by: Jaimo at May 25, 2017 11:16 AM (9U1OG)
A moose in Tolland?! I didn't know they went that far south.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:19 AM (wmaTe)
Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2017 11:18 AM (pXi0m)
Cattle isn't insured by the ranchers?
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 11:19 AM (ANIFC)
Remmeber the TruCon Ben Shaperio defended Michelle Fields.
These fucks in the media have zero shame, want to make the story about them, and are narcissists crossed with psychopaths.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 25, 2017 11:19 AM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 11:20 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Ripley at May 25, 2017 11:20 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 25, 2017 11:17 AM (sEDyY)
Yeah, I'm sure cows and moose have similar vehicle accident characteristics. Both are very top heavy compared to deer.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:20 AM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:17 AM (wmaTe)
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You must have smarter deer where you live than we do here. Here, they specialize in darting across the road just as you approach them. And there's usually more than one.
We have turkeys and groundhogs and raccoons and skunks and possums here too, but they don't seem to be car magnets in nearly the quantity that the deer are.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 11:20 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 11:20 AM (FZYNt)
Yeah. Cops up here carry big revolvers with them in case they need to kill an injured moose involved in an accident. Apparently their service guns aren't guaranteed to kill the thing. (nuts, right?)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:21 AM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:19 AM (wmaTe)
If you see a moose in Thailand, it's a tranny.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2017 11:21 AM (XUcIQ)
Night shift and weekend shifts put people off in the middle of the day. Which is their evenings.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 11:14 AM (4BGeF)
I know since I've worked nights myself and my parents have worked all the shifts. Dead-drunk by 6 on a Tuesday still indicates that this is a person with serious issues (who has made her life much worse by now killing someone).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 25, 2017 11:21 AM (sEDyY)
Also 31 members of Congress are claiming to have been hacked. I wonder who did it?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 25, 2017 11:22 AM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2017 11:15 AM (XUcIQ)
yes; boxer too
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2017 11:17 AM (c6/9Q)
And a thing for the ladies
Posted by: Kris at May 25, 2017 11:22 AM (nwqNw)
I just don't understand why Republicans talk to the press at all anymore. Just release press statements and say "no comment" if they try and jump you with gotcha questions.
Not one voter in Montana was basing their decision off the Guardian.
Posted by: Maritime at May 25, 2017 11:22 AM (SCkw/)
We have turkeys and groundhogs and raccoons and skunks and possums here too, but they don't seem to be car magnets in nearly the quantity that the deer are.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 11:20 AM (sBOL1)
I see a least one deer carcass a day on the side of the road on my daily commute, and I'm just driving through suburban Philly.
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 11:22 AM (ANIFC)
No. And anywhere there's Open Range you can expect a heavy ticket for hitting the cow, too.
Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2017 11:22 AM (pXi0m)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 11:17 AM (FZYNt)
B. Fife: But he didn't shoot the deputy. That's because my whole body is weapon.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 11:23 AM (493sH)
We have turkeys and groundhogs and raccoons and skunks and possums here too, but they don't seem to be car magnets in nearly the quantity that the deer are.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 11:20 AM (sBOL1)
Huh. Our deer must do a better job at not being idiots then others.
. The only time I see them in the road is when they're timing a run across the road between cars -- kind of like squirrels.
Turkeys on the other hand (and moose) just wander out in to the road, completely impervious to the possibility that the loud machine coming at them at 60 mph could kill them.
At least in my experience.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:23 AM (wmaTe)
Suck it, New Orleans.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 25, 2017 11:23 AM (RuyTK)
I heard that early voting is a big thing in Montana, and that 2/3 of the vote may already have been in, so this may be nothing for the candidate.
Posted by: General Zod at May 25, 2017 11:23 AM (Bdeb0)
We have turkeys and groundhogs and raccoons and skunks and possums here too, but they don't seem to be car magnets in nearly the quantity that the deer are.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 11:20 AM (sBOL1)
Hesitating, and then darting back is high on their repertoire, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2017 11:24 AM (XUcIQ)
http://tinyurl.com/lgedsnc
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 11:24 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: Ripley at May 25, 2017 11:24 AM (1BQGO)
Oh, and Based Stickman - hero-warrior of Kekistan - will be in attendance.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2017 11:24 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: General Zod at May 25, 2017 11:23 AM (Bdeb0)
So are we postulating that body slamming a reporter will help or hurt the candidate?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:24 AM (wmaTe)
I just don't understand why Republicans talk to the press at all
anymore. Just release press statements and say "no comment" if they try
and jump you with gotcha questions.
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From the audio (the only recording so far, how conveeeeenient), the candidate tried to do just that.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 25, 2017 11:24 AM (MIKMs)
Fuck the Crybullies.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 25, 2017 11:24 AM (2qHjF)
I don't think the Republican loses any votes for beating on a Liberal Reporter.
Maybe a few more True believers might get out to vote for his competition? ...maybe.
Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2017 11:25 AM (pXi0m)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 25, 2017 11:25 AM (9q7Dl)
Also 31 members of Congress are claiming to have been hacked. I wonder who did it?
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Trump. Russia.
TRUMP!
RUSSIA!!!!!!!
TRUMPRUSSIA!!!!!! TRUMPRUSSSIA!!!!
THEY ARE THE CAUSE OF EVERY PROBLEM IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!
Posted by: The MFM at May 25, 2017 11:25 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2017 11:24 AM (XUcIQ)
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Yes. And on our street, where we see a lot, they like to hang out by the creek, and they have to jump over a guard rail to get to it. It's actually beautiful to watch them leap but when it's the babies, I always hold my breath until they clear it.
They're beautiful, but dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 11:26 AM (sBOL1)
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He's some professor/activist Antifa asshole who was beating people with bike locks at Berkeley.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 25, 2017 11:26 AM (vg8iE)
I guess it's a coin-toss. On the one hand, I'd submit that voters may not want a congressman who immediately has to go through a legal situation. On the other hand, there may be enough Montanans glad to see an asshole reporter tuned up to make a difference. Hoping for the latter, naturally.
Posted by: General Zod at May 25, 2017 11:26 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 11:17 AM (ANIFC)
Can't the person he injured sue? I would.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 25, 2017 11:26 AM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 11:26 AM (sBOL1)
So Katie Perry is a deer.
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2017 11:27 AM (ANIFC)
https://www.comcastroturf.com/
It appears that Comcast may be using customer info to file comments on net neutrality with the FCC.
Posted by: Country Singer at May 25, 2017 11:27 AM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Ripley at May 25, 2017 11:20 AM (1BQGO)
Georgian here. Ossoff is trash. But I'm afraid the social media plus self loathing white people are going to vote him in.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 25, 2017 11:27 AM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Ripley at May 25, 2017 11:20 AM (1BQGO)
I think Republicans need to start head-butting dumbshit reporters.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 25, 2017 11:27 AM (YMLsE)
He's some professor/activist Antifa asshole who was beating people with bike locks at Berkeley.
Posted by: bicentennialguy
they bring a bike lock, we bring a knife
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 25, 2017 11:27 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Dick Morris at May 25, 2017 11:27 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:21 AM (wmaTe)
I've never had to kill a moose so I don't know if you have to shoot them in the nuts
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 11:28 AM (493sH)
Between the Butte-ants, Helena and the College Towns (Bozeman, Missoula) there are a ton of Liberals.
Add in the Reservations and you have a lot of votes to overcome.
Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2017 11:28 AM (pXi0m)
Posted by: General Zod at May 25, 2017 11:26 AM (Bdeb0)
I have to say -- a candidate who body slams a reporter (especially a liberal, Brit reporter) is more likely to get my vote then a candidate who does not body slam reporters.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:28 AM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 11:28 AM (FZYNt)
http://bit.ly/2rUsWg6
Goes to my Photobucket. Pic showed up on my Fb feed.
YMMV.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 11:29 AM (4BGeF)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 11:28 AM (493sH)
hahaha, oh man.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:29 AM (wmaTe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 11:24 AM (qES5k)
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Some of those are really funny. "I smelled the oysters coming down the stairs for dinner."
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 11:29 AM (sBOL1)
vote may already have been in, so this may be nothing for the
candidate.
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Think of the distances involved in voting in a state like MT. These people are not just a block or two away from their polling place.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 25, 2017 11:29 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 11:20 AM (sBOL1
I've seen squirrels do this. That is, they see you coming in your car, run to one side of the road, where they're safe, and then at the last possible instant, they suddenly change their mind and dart back across to the other side, and sometimes you can't stop in time. Why they do this has always baffled me.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 25, 2017 11:29 AM (YMLsE)
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2017 11:00 AM (c6/9Q)
Someone needs to tell him he's not President anymore...
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 25, 2017 11:09 AM (O2RFr)
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If we had sound files here, I'd insert one of a roar of laughter. Well done, Donna.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2017 11:30 AM (jTUfG)
At least in my experience.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:23 AM (wmaTe)
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Armadillos.
Do not give a shit.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 11:30 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2017 11:30 AM (pXi0m)
Oooooh. 9 mm vs .357, .41, .44 mag wars.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 11:30 AM (4BGeF)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004
Squirrels have ADD
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 11:30 AM (FZYNt)
The boycott seems to be working.
Wonder if he'll be back.
Posted by: shibumi at May 25, 2017 11:30 AM (aT+Bx)
Do not give a shit.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 11:30 AM (8XRCm)
None of those up here, but so I've heard.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:30 AM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 11:28 AM (FZYNt)
Just no. You know what's been there?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2017 11:31 AM (XUcIQ)
This is my favorite one, Bluebell:
With his tail held high, my father led his prize poodle around the arena.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 11:31 AM (qES5k)
I noticed the report at Breitbart linked by JJ had the Fox reporter's supporting account be pretty specific that the GOP did it BUT conveniently didn't have her commenting on whether he/they were in the office without having been invited (forced in?) or about how aggressive the Guardian shit was. Sounds like a sin of omission in reporting to me that makes me suspect motives.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2017 11:31 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 11:30 AM (4BGeF)
I purposely did not mention a caliber in an effort to avoid this argument.
disclaimer: Yes, I know 9 mm is a very capable round invented by God himself, and high capacity is important and blah blah blah.
That being said -- oh, nevermind.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:31 AM (wmaTe)
It's a squirrel gang initiation thing. You're not "stomped in" unless you manage it and live.
Posted by: General Zod at May 25, 2017 11:32 AM (Bdeb0)
anymore. Just release press statements and say "no comment" if they try
and jump you with gotcha questions.
Per his campaign's statement, the candidate was giving a private interview when Guardian barged in, stuck his phone in the candidate's face, and demanded he answer his questions. They weren't granting an interview to the Guardian dude, who by the way, is also a Democrat activist.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2017 11:32 AM (NOIQH)
Kim Il Sung invented the 9mm round.
Posted by: General Zod at May 25, 2017 11:33 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: geoffb5 at May 25, 2017 11:33 AM (d3wbb)
Posted by: General Zod
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Oh, I would love the outrage if he won after doing that. The press would be screaming in rage.
Even though I hope he still wins, what on Earth would possess him to do that the day before. The reporter was a douche, but still, just walk away. Guy may have ended his career.
Posted by: Maritime at May 25, 2017 11:33 AM (SCkw/)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 25, 2017 11:29 AM (YMLsE)
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Oh, squirrels. I wasn't even counting them because those things do exactly as you say and there are always dead squirrels around. I've actually killed two myself over the years. I hated that. It was sickening.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 11:33 AM (sBOL1)
Before the video evidence surfaced.......
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 25, 2017 11:33 AM (2qHjF)
Posted by: josephistan
they are both good eating
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 11:28 AM (FZYNt)
Dude. You would actually put that in your mouth? Really? You have *no idea* where it's been. To each his own, I guess, but I hope you you have a good, well-stocked pharmacy on speed dial.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 25, 2017 11:33 AM (YMLsE)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2017 11:32 AM (NOIQH)
Sounds like the guy was begging for a good body slam or two.
Frankly, I think that should be Republican politicians go to move -- instead of saying, "no comment," just headbutt or body slam the reporter.
Much more efficient that way.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:33 AM (wmaTe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 11:34 AM (qES5k)
Posted by: Jaimo at May 25, 2017 11:34 AM (9U1OG)
that GOP guy in Montana would get my vote.
Posted by: vivi at May 25, 2017 11:34 AM (11H2y)
Now, 10mm vs .44...
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 25, 2017 11:34 AM (DSFcs)
Posted by: General Zod at May 25, 2017 11:33 AM (Bdeb0)
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Bullshit,
Republican Senator Dick Luger invented the 9mm.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 11:34 AM (8XRCm)
Goes to my Photobucket. Pic showed up on my Fb feed.
YMMV.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 11:29 AM (4BGeF)
Link doesn't work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2017 11:34 AM (XUcIQ)
anymore. Just release press statements and say "no comment" if they try
and jump you with gotcha questions.
Per his campaign's statement, the candidate was giving a private interview when Guardian barged in, stuck his phone in the candidate's face, and demanded he answer his questions. They weren't granting an interview to the Guardian dude, who by the way, is also a Democrat activist.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2017 11:32 AM (NOIQH)
Direct Action.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 25, 2017 11:35 AM (2qHjF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2017 11:24 AM (qES5k)
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Some of those are really funny. "I smelled the oysters coming down the stairs for dinner."
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 11:29 AM (sBOL1)
Heh. Book thread material. Guaranteed.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 25, 2017 11:35 AM (YMLsE)
Posted by: General Zod
Also, the millimeter, and the number 9.
--North Korean Ministry of Information
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 25, 2017 11:35 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 11:35 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2017 11:35 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Every Texan Everywhere at May 25, 2017 11:35 AM (jTUfG)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 25, 2017 11:33 AM (YMLsE)
Katie Perry was on College Game Day at Ole Miss. Shemp Smith went to school at Ole Miss. I believe the foul connection is clear.
Posted by: Country Singer at May 25, 2017 11:35 AM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 25, 2017 11:35 AM (U6f54)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 25, 2017 11:36 AM (RuyTK)
Posted by: Lizzy
In other words, performed an excellent imitation of someone attempting to attack with intent to cause bodily harm.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 25, 2017 11:36 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: george costanza at May 25, 2017 11:36 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 11:36 AM (4BGeF)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2017 11:37 AM (rmVvL)
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His 1980s novel Fevre Dream, about vampires in the years before and just after the Civil War, is dynamite.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 25, 2017 11:37 AM (jTUfG)
Posted by: Every Texan Everywhere at May 25, 2017 11:35 AM (jTUfG)
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Those are called Possum on the halfshell.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 11:38 AM (8XRCm)
I agree guys, she has become a hideous hose-bag, but kinda like Brittany Spears, I prefer to remember the version of her when she first got famous.
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 11:38 AM (FZYNt)
And which of us are threatening violence?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 25, 2017 11:38 AM (U6f54)
Do not say calmly say "hey you just bodyslammed me".
I am going to guess that this was the hip, new, millenial version of 'bodyslamming'.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 25, 2017 11:38 AM (C52a9)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/265754/
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2017 11:38 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2017 11:38 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Toddler at May 25, 2017 11:39 AM (xDh7d)
Posted by: Maritime at May 25, 2017 11:33 AM (SCkw/)
Walk away from his own office? The Grauniad puke was an intruder. Candidate should have drawn his gun and ventilated his fag ass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2017 11:39 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 11:20 AM (FZYNt)
I essentially drove underneath the nose of a moose while driving home a few weeks ago.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 25, 2017 11:39 AM (nBr1j)
Is it worth giving a seat to a Democrat over? No
If you really want to piss these journalists off, win elections.
This Guardian reporter got what he wanted, he was trying to provoke something , anything, to help the Democrat. And he got it.
Posted by: Maritime at May 25, 2017 11:39 AM (SCkw/)
In grade school, some guy tagged, me and so naturally I ran after him. I bumped into Cindy's elbow and knocked her glasses off and they broke. Didn't even know I'd bumped her, but I later caught $#!+ from teachers, Principal, and parents. My bullying older brothers might've bumped a kid on purpose like that, so I guess they thought I was the same. Burned into memory half a century later.
________________________
Poetry Slam / Body Slam
with culturally appropriated accent
(or is it just my native Oklahoman?)
Yeh think yah
all hip and coo'
Yeh part of the
Resistance!
But we be the
G O P, foo'
It' best yeh keep
yah distance!
Posted by: mindful webworker - trash tweeting at May 25, 2017 11:39 AM (d20MQ)
Republican Senator Dick Luger invented the 9mm.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 11:34 AM
Is that why he lost?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2017 11:40 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2017 11:40 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 11:40 AM (FZYNt)
Do not say calmly say "hey you just bodyslammed me".
I am going to guess that this was the hip, new, millenial version of 'bodyslamming'.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 25, 2017 11:38 AM (C52a9)
Right, I'm more picturing the candidate shoving him, and he tripped. To perform an actual body slam is fairly physically demanding.
But I like to thing that our candidates can pull out some WWE moves on reporters when necessary.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:41 AM (wmaTe)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2017 11:41 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 11:41 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2017 11:42 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2017 11:43 AM (TwwWO)
But I like to thing that our candidates can pull out some WWE moves on reporters when necessary.
Posted by: Harry Parateste
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I agree with that, if someone really got bodyslammed, they wouldn't be talking about their glasses.
Posted by: Maritime at May 25, 2017 11:43 AM (SCkw/)
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 11:43 AM (sBOL1)
http://bit.ly/2rUsWg6
Posted by: rickb223 at May 25, 2017 11:36 AM (4BGeF)
That worked. Of course if you use Chrome, it reports back to Gurgle what you viewed, so you can go on the list.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2017 11:43 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 25, 2017 11:39 AM (nBr1j)
Terrifying. My closest call was coming around a corner too fast, not paying attention, and looking up and seeing a moose just hanging out in the middle of the street. Luckily, I had enough time and room to stop and honk at him a bunch until he got his dumb ass out of the street though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:43 AM (wmaTe)
So no, not shocking by today's standards at all.
What does that say about today's standards as compared to Nazi's ?
Posted by: simplemind at May 25, 2017 11:43 AM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:43 AM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 25, 2017 11:44 AM (r5KeJ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants
and thumbtacks, and barbwire wrapped bats 20 years before TWD
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 11:44 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2017 11:41 AM (rmVvL)
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Someone on here posted yesterday that the reason their marriage broke up was because he was trying to get clean and she was totally all about the drugs and partying.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 25, 2017 11:44 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2017 11:39 AM (XUcIQ)
A Stan Hanson-esque running lariat would have been nice.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 25, 2017 11:44 AM (tcQdP)
Is it worth giving a seat to a Democrat over? No
If you really want to piss these journalists off, win elections.
This Guardian reporter got what he wanted, he was trying to provoke something , anything, to help the Democrat. And he got it.
Posted by: Maritime at May 25, 2017 11:39 AM (SCkw/)
+++
I hate people.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 25, 2017 11:44 AM (+eKyB)
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Chappaquiddick, anyone?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 25, 2017 11:44 AM (C52a9)
Dont look up looger in the Urban Dictionary.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 11:41 AM (8XRCm)
Boob luge, on the other hand...
Posted by: Country Singer at May 25, 2017 11:45 AM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:45 AM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Pollock at May 25, 2017 11:45 AM (E8apb)
When speaking of fighting and such
With presstitutes, let us not rush
For I don't give a damn
'Bout some quick body slam
(Though the People's Elbow after's too much!)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 25, 2017 11:46 AM (AM1GF)
Republican Senator Dick Luger invented the 9mm.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 11:34 AM (8XRCm)
I believe Archie Bunker said, The foist gun was invented by dat Kraut, Martin Luger
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 11:46 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2017 11:43 AM (XUcIQ)
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Meh. My ammo purchases alone have put me on a number of lists. Not so worried about Gurgle.
Posted by: GOULD at May 25, 2017 11:46 AM (Hj4t4)
And the boobs. She's also totally all about the boobs.
Posted by: General Zod at May 25, 2017 11:46 AM (Bdeb0)
Even when Sanford just disappeared as the sitting Governor to meet his mistress, South Carolina still rejected Colbert's sister.
Posted by: Maritime at May 25, 2017 11:46 AM (SCkw/)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:43 AM (wmaTe)
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We came upon a large herd of elk at Teddy Roosevelt NP once. They were all standing in the middle of the road. No way, no how could we get around them. No other cars anywhere around. They didn't seem to understand what a honking horn signified. They looked miffed. I told my husband to cut it out because if they charged our car we had no way of contacting anyone (this was in 2005 and our cell phones pretty much went dead west of the Mississippi, but especially in NPs).
We had a good long wait.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 11:46 AM (sBOL1)
Read the accounts of hat happened - the guy got in his face, the candidate attempted to push the phone out of his face, they both fell down.
I'm so tired of the GOP person always being held to a higher standard. The guy was defending himself from an aggressive, uninvited invasion of his space.
https://twitter.com/skmorrison66/status/867570218738102273/photo/1
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2017 11:46 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:43 AM (wmaTe)
Emulate the Finns:
https://youtu.be/IajDae1_hAc
Posted by: Country Singer at May 25, 2017 11:47 AM (uiwCw)
Posted by: DaveA at May 25, 2017 11:47 AM (FhXTo)
I'd stick with the bodyslamming angle if I were the candidate. Sounds more badass then "I tripped when trying to get a cellphone out of my face."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:48 AM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2017 11:48 AM (TwwWO)
Wow! I couldn't believe how ugly she was. She took it down like instantly but she's definitely no natural beauty.
Posted by: Maritime at May 25, 2017 11:49 AM (SCkw/)
Posted by: Michelle Fields and Sandra Fluke at May 25, 2017 11:49 AM (FZYNt)
https://youtu.be/IajDae1_hAc
Posted by: Country Singer at May 25, 2017 11:47 AM (uiwCw)
haha, I love it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:49 AM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Suck it bitches.
Posted by: Rocky & Bullwinkle at May 25, 2017 11:49 AM (oiNtH)
I'm tired of GOP candidates not having codeword-programmed enforcers in their entourage. Some liberal reporter gets mouthy, the candidate says "shazbat," and a burly type materializes and eats the reporter's face.
Posted by: General Zod at May 25, 2017 11:49 AM (Bdeb0)
Read the accounts of hat happened - the guy got in his face, the candidate attempted to push the phone out of his face, they both fell down.
I'm so tired of the GOP person always being held to a higher standard. The guy was defending himself from an aggressive, uninvited invasion of his space.
https://twitter.com/skmorrison66/status/867570218738102273/photo/1
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2017 11:46 AM (NOIQH)
So theres no safe space for conservatives? Surprised.
Posted by: Pollock at May 25, 2017 11:50 AM (E8apb)
Posted by: General Zod at May 25, 2017 11:49 AM (Bdeb0)
Maybe they can try a nonsense word like "macaca."
That couldn't lead to any issues, right?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:51 AM (wmaTe)
Posted by: steevy at May 25, 2017 11:51 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice"
I'ma just hazard a guess here, you're speaking from experience ?
Sounds like good advice in any case.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 25, 2017 11:51 AM (KGH7Z)
Posted by: kallisto at May 25, 2017 11:51 AM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Fritz at May 25, 2017 11:51 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 25, 2017 11:52 AM (czLDv)
I'm so tired of the GOP person always being held to a higher standard. The guy was defending himself from an aggressive, uninvited invasion of his space.
https://twitter.com/skmorrison66/status/867570218738102273/photo/1
Posted by: Lizzy
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Maybe that's how it happened, but when you have multiple eyewitness accounts and an audio that sounded like a guy losing his cool and you're charged with assault by the Sheriff, there's better ways to handle shit.
I hope he still wins and I do think straight up violence is sometimes appropriate, but I would hate to see this guys career ended over something like this.
Posted by: Maritime at May 25, 2017 11:52 AM (SCkw/)
Posted by: kallisto
Will have to see which way the dead vote swings
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 11:52 AM (FZYNt)
Fuck your bipedal privilege!
Posted by: The Moose at May 25, 2017 11:52 AM (3I7wr)
Who cares how far back that history goes or doesn't go.
Maybe their enrollment would increase.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 25, 2017 11:53 AM (U6f54)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 11:52 AM (FZYNt)
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Doesn't it always swing Democratic?
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2017 11:53 AM (sBOL1)
their entourage. Some liberal reporter gets mouthy, the candidate says
"shazbat," and a burly type materializes and eats the reporter's face.
And when will they *finally* learn to record their interviews with the media?
Necessary to combat the convenient editing hatchet jobs by tv journalists, but it would have helped in this case, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2017 11:53 AM (NOIQH)
Multitasking!
Posted by: kallisto at May 25, 2017 11:54 AM (kD8Fh)
511 That worked. Of course if you use Chrome, it reports back to Gurgle what you viewed, so you can go on the list.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2017 11:43 AM (XUcIQ)
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Meh. My ammo purchases alone have put me on a number of lists. Not so worried about Gurgle.
Posted by: GOULD at May 25, 2017 11:46 AM (Hj4t4)
SE Iron. It's Chrome with all the evil tracking code stripped out. Works just fine.
The question of whether they got ALL of that code out is another thing entirely.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 25, 2017 11:54 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 11:54 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: General Zod
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There really should be a "body man" that handles stuff like that. When I was young, I worked on a campaign or two and you basically had someone just play interference for that reason so the candidate doesn't look like an asshole when someone gets in their face about something stupid.
Posted by: Maritime at May 25, 2017 11:54 AM (SCkw/)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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I am thinking the airport scene from 'Airplane'.
"New York Times?" PUNCH
"Washington Post?" PUNCH
"CNN?" POW
"MSNBC?" BODYSLAM
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 25, 2017 11:55 AM (C52a9)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 25, 2017 11:55 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: torabora at May 25, 2017 11:55 AM (cWi9S)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2017 11:46 AM (493sH)
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But made popular in American by Martin Luger King Jr.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 11:55 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Javems at May 25, 2017 11:55 AM (yOqwj)
I honked at two dozen wild turkeys blocking the road. They would have murdered me if I had gotten out of the vehicle.
Posted by: Fritz at May 25, 2017 11:56 AM (2Mnv1)
Our program is to break the heads of the Guardian. That is our program.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 25, 2017 11:57 AM (TwwWO)
https://twitter.com/skmorrison66/status/867570218738102273/photo/1
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2017 11:46 AM (NOIQH)
So theres no safe space for conservatives? Surprised.
Posted by: Pollock at May 25, 2017 11:50 AM (E8
I love it how this is totes unacceptable behavior until a liberal does it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 25, 2017 11:57 AM (YMLsE)
Posted by: Javems at May 25, 2017 11:55 AM (yOqwj)
Thats because they teach those new genders in school these days.
Posted by: Pollock at May 25, 2017 11:58 AM (E8apb)
The reporter *grabbed him* and then they fell down. How do you stop that from happening except by trying to get the guy out of your face/immediate personal space, which is exactly what he was attempting to do?
These things happen quickly, how about we heap as much blame and scolding on the guy who instigated it - and may have even intentionally done so for political purposes?
https://twitter.com/GarrettHaake/status/867540019740684289
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2017 11:58 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 25, 2017 11:52 AM (czLDv)
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Because the American officials are leaking to sabatoge the relationship between the Trump administration and..... well..... any body anything to make Trump look bad.
Simple.
As.
That.
Chaos. They are sowing chaos.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 11:58 AM (8XRCm)
Fuck your bipedal privilege!
Posted by: The Moose at May 25, 2017 11:52 AM (3I7wr)
*
*
So evolve and develop hands already.
Posted by: Homo sapiens at May 25, 2017 11:59 AM (jTUfG)
Posted by: Maritime at May 25, 2017 11:54 AM (SCkw/)
Now that I would agree with. But it doesn't alter the fact that in this instance, the "reporter", actually a Dem provocateur, barged into the office uninvited and got into the candidate's face. IMHO, shooting him would have been justified. "Officer, I was in fear of my life."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2017 11:59 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 25, 2017 11:53 AM (U6f54
Yeah, well, if they don't stop the decline in enrollment that started after the SJW shenanigans, they're going to find themselves "Historically Bankrupt."
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 25, 2017 11:59 AM (YMLsE)
Posted by: Javems at May 25, 2017 12:00 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: Javems at May 25, 2017 11:55 AM (yOqwj)
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Most guys do.
M1 Gerund. Semi automatic field rifle chambered in 30-06. Saw action in WWII and Korea. Described by Patton as the finest battlefield weapon ever invented by man.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 12:00 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 25, 2017 12:00 PM (0O7c5)
The Guardian reporter will at some point be wearing a neckbrace.
"Permanent damage" "grievous bodily harm" " Psychological trauma"
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 25, 2017 12:00 PM (C52a9)
Of course it was a political agitprop event.
My gut tells me that it won't work. Because the media's approval rating is lower than congress. And I don't see MT as a bunch of limpdicks.
Posted by: kallisto at May 25, 2017 12:00 PM (kD8Fh)
If that happened you would never hear of it...
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 25, 2017 12:00 PM (O2RFr)
You stop it by having a better team around you than Gianforte did. That's why you don't hear more instances of this kind of thing--most candidates are better served by their handlers.
Posted by: General Zod at May 25, 2017 12:01 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Javems at May 25, 2017 12:00 PM (yOqwj)
Damn, that is good. I used to dangle mine too much.
Posted by: Pollock at May 25, 2017 12:02 PM (E8apb)
I think Spicey was blocked out of the private pope meeting because he's suspected of being one of the Leakers. The fact that Liar Media is crying about it is a tell.
Posted by: kallisto at May 25, 2017 12:02 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 25, 2017 12:00 PM (8XRCm)
And if you're not careful, you can get painful "gerund thumb" from the weapon's bolt.
Posted by: General Zod at May 25, 2017 12:03 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: General Zod
==
Paul Manafort should hold educational clinics.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 25, 2017 12:03 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: Javems at May 25, 2017 11:55 AM (yOqwj)
I shot one of those one time.Kicks pretty good.
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 25, 2017 12:03 PM (QM5S2)
They think Spicer is a leaker?
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 25, 2017 12:04 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 25, 2017 12:04 PM (FZYNt)
I don't know what they think, it's what I surmise.
Posted by: kallisto at May 25, 2017 12:05 PM (kD8Fh)
@BNONews 12m
BREAKING: Explosion hits car carrying former Greek Prime Minister Lucas Papademos in Athens, causing injuries - local media
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2017 12:05 PM (udajc)
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I would expect that is a part of his job description, only he is supposed to leak stuff that makes Trump look good.
Posted by: Javems at May 25, 2017 12:06 PM (yOqwj)
uh-oh, Teacher is reprimanding someone for joining the webinar late.
Posted by: kallisto at May 25, 2017 12:06 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 25, 2017 12:06 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 25, 2017 12:06 PM (oVJmc)
Didn't Trump already fire one of his minions for leaking?
Posted by: Maritime at May 25, 2017 12:06 PM (SCkw/)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 25, 2017 12:07 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 25, 2017 12:07 PM (O2RFr)
This Munch fellow was quite prophetic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2017 12:09 PM (d6ag0)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 25, 2017 12:16 PM (nlbfN)
387 368 351, saw a dead moose and a seriously fucked up mini van on I-84 in Tolland, CT a few years back. That moose t-boned that mini van real good. Wasn't pretty.
Posted by: Jaimo at May 25, 2017 11:16 AM (9U1OG)
A moose in Tolland?! I didn't know they went that far south.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 25, 2017 11:19 AM (wmaTe)
Gotta have something for the reintroduced wolves to eat besides cats, dogs and small children.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 25, 2017 12:16 PM (e1mEI)
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