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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (5/21/17) WTF Edition
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Words of Wisdom.
Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. No animals were hurt in the making of this ONT. The same can't be said for the Cheese Burger, Bacon and Pizza.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 21, 2017 09:56 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 21, 2017 09:57 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Licolnsire Poacer at May 21, 2017 09:57 PM (EEo2V)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2017 09:57 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 21, 2017 09:57 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at May 21, 2017 09:57 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 09:57 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Licolnsire Poacer at May 21, 2017 09:58 PM (EEo2V)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 21, 2017 09:58 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2017 09:59 PM (U9f86)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 09:59 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2017 09:59 PM (+y0MR)
Posted by: LASue at May 21, 2017 09:59 PM (CLKfs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2017 10:00 PM (+y0MR)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 21, 2017 10:00 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 21, 2017 10:01 PM (G8B7r)
Monk
Food
Food
Food
Coffee
Cigarettes
Beer
Lard
Pizza
Chocolates
Liquor
Garbage Dump
Blue Berry Muffins
Warning signs
It's a code, right?
Posted by: Licolnsire Poacer at May 21, 2017 10:01 PM (EEo2V)
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2017 10:02 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 21, 2017 10:02 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Reggie Love at May 21, 2017 10:02 PM (GsAUU)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/selection-du-weekend-244-62.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2017 10:03 PM (U9f86)
Posted by: Javems at May 21, 2017 10:03 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 21, 2017 10:02 PM (Nwg0u)
Hah! Words of love. That is some high class sweet talking there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2017 10:03 PM (ycWCI)
My son-in-law's mother got fed up with her boyfriend and 86d him. He
was trying to sweet talk his way back in and told her that he missed her
doing his laundry.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 21, 2017 10:02 PM (Nwg0u)
Whatta sweet talker.
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2017 10:03 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May
is that a euphemism like tossing his salad?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:03 PM (cPsPa)
Little shit has said NOTHING for 8 years after Obama fucked up foreign and domestic policy.
Suddenly he is all interested in what the administration is saying and communicating?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 21, 2017 10:03 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2017 10:04 PM (+y0MR)
Posted by: Don Q. at May 21, 2017 10:04 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: logprof at May 21, 2017 10:04 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May
why does this seem like a scene from alice? did she tell him to kiss her grits?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:04 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2017 10:04 PM (tr2D7)
The ONT beckons..
Had a great meeting today on Toys made in In Illinois. Now they're all made in China. Sad.
Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2017 10:05 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2017 10:05 PM (ZO497)
that resource
(/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/selection-du-weekend-244-62.jpg).
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 21, 2017 10:05 PM (i/VQi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2017 10:06 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Licolnsire Poacer at May 21, 2017 10:01 PM (EEo2V)
====
That reads like my average shopping list.
Posted by: GOULD at May 21, 2017 10:06 PM (1nOGM)
Can't say those satin underpants are complimentary for Adam West's package.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2017 10:06 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2017 10:06 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at May 21, 2017 10:06 PM (n3hky)
Four names a thread.. easy.
Keep the same hash? Impossible.
Posted by: Licolnsire Poacer at May 21, 2017 10:06 PM (EEo2V)
The ONT beckons..
Had a great meeting today on Toys made in In Illinois. Now they're all made in China. Sad.
Posted by: Farmer at May
what does that tell you about the corruption in illinois? there is less in the chicom empire?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:06 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 10:07 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:07 PM (TwwWO)
Anyone heard from him?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 21, 2017 10:07 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Licolnsire Poacer at May 21, 2017 10:07 PM (EEo2V)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2017 10:08 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:07 PM (TwwWO) ''
A Woka Woka!!!!
Posted by: Fozzie, the Bear at May 21, 2017 10:08 PM (NgKpN)
*)Posted by: mindful webworker - meatball Moron at May 21, 2017 10:08 PM (hGZJP)
We have an anniversary coming up.
Posted by: ALH at May 21, 2017 10:09 PM (Iu5oK)
Posted by: lynndh at May 21, 2017 10:09 PM (DaWUf)
Posted by: Flour Power at May 21, 2017 10:10 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ONT Writer at May 21, 2017 10:10 PM (EEo2V)
Posted by: Sad Whigger at May 21, 2017 10:10 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:10 PM (TwwWO)
I did today and I didn't think I could even more pissed and disgusted at the Catholic Church.
I was wrong.
Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 21, 2017 10:10 PM (KFYwl)
Posted by: ALH at May 21, 2017 10:10 PM (Iu5oK)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 21, 2017 10:11 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 10:07 PM (KP5rU)
They still doing that? I remember a sketch comedy series from Showtime doing a piece called "This Old Whore House."
Norm clone: "And we installed this lazy Susan weapon rack here under the counter."
Vila clone: "Wow, I have space for my gat, my 9 and my duece deuce."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2017 10:11 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2017 10:12 PM (+y0MR)
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2017 10:12 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's the Aporkulypse! at May 21, 2017 10:12 PM (hGZJP)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2017 10:12 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Foreign Policy Review at May 21, 2017 10:12 PM (EEo2V)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:10 PM (TwwWO)
Frog legs and pork chops?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 21, 2017 10:12 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2017 10:13 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Abby at May 21, 2017 10:13 PM (HBU7W)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 21, 2017 10:02 PM (Nwg0u)
Pro tip. Women prefer to be wooed by reference to sammich skills. Sammich skills.
Dunderhead.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 21, 2017 10:13 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 10:13 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Nick at May 21, 2017 10:13 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2017 10:13 PM (Rsi2C)
Well, now we know who has been naughty and it's a long time til Xmas
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2017 10:13 PM (ZTRlp)
I better get to the patent office first thing tomorrow.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 10:13 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 21, 2017 10:14 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Don Q. at May 21, 2017 10:04 PM (NgKpN)
It depends on what kind of morals you're talking about. There are good morals and not quite as good morals.
Howdy, Horde!
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 21, 2017 10:14 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2017 10:14 PM (oVJmc)
Who clicked on and watched all the way through every link - show of hands? Ew. No. The other hand.
Posted by: mindful webworker - ThemTuber at May 21, 2017 10:14 PM (hGZJP)
Just taking one for the team.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 21, 2017 10:14 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:14 PM (cPsPa)
'Unfortunate Wedding, ' we can call it.
Heh - Simon & Garfunkle's 'Mother & Child Reunion' comes to mind.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:14 PM (TwwWO)
Me, an 8 lb. sledgehammer, and what's left of a 25 ft. long, 3 ft. high, 18in. thick, concrete topped, brick landscape wall.
Two months ago, an F-150 landed on top of it, coming to rest on the left side of the truck.
Said truck became airborne due to the impact of an early '90s Honda Civic, piloted by its suicidal driver into the truck at a speed estimated by police accident reconstructors at +/- 80 mph.
Circumventing the details, it's transpired that the HOA did not have insurance in effect on that particular esplanade, as the City did not notify the HOA that it transferred the deed.
So, the HOA will buy the materials, and I'll supply the skill and most of the labor, to finish demolishing what's left of the old wall, and then rebuild its new replacement.
I think I'll actually enjoy my Monday, save for the sweltering heat and humidity.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2017 10:15 PM (v5iqM)
others have mentioned, this, but I hope Sessions gets together a grand
jury to look into the Seth Rich matter. If Rich had been connected to
the Repub organization, you know that the Dems would be yelling for a
special prosecutor.
Posted by: mallfly the expert at May 21, 2017 10:15 PM (ILitO)
I'm sure a Kraut or Japanese pron studio will be able to demonstrate your infringement of their prior art.
Just sayin'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:16 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2017 10:17 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 21, 2017 10:17 PM (sEDyY)
-
My daughter's boy friend told her you can be a bitch but don't be a dumb bitch because then you're a dumb bitch. Maybe Confucius said it first.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 21, 2017 10:17 PM (Nwg0u)
Could not be made today.
http://tinyurl.com/l5p9tkz
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2017 10:18 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:18 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Mortimer-Finish Her! at May 21, 2017 10:18 PM (wSECU)
Posted by: Abby at May 21, 2017 10:19 PM (HBU7W)
I better get to the patent office first thing tomorrow.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 10:13 PM (8O3HH)
That idea stinks.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at May 21, 2017 10:19 PM (T71PA)
the skill and most of the labor, to finish demolishing what's left of
the old wall, and then rebuild its new replacement.
I think I'll actually enjoy my Monday, save for the sweltering heat and humidity.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2017 10:15 PM (v5iqM)
Sounds like fun!
Posted by: Mimzey at May 21, 2017 10:19 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: colfax mingo at May 21, 2017 10:19 PM (FLjWH)
(* *)
Posted by: mindful webworker - meatball Moron at May 21, 2017 10:08 PM (hGZJP)
--Si jeunesse savait, si vieillesse pouvait
And with that bummer thought, I'm of to read and then to bed.
Good night, good Horde.
Posted by: logprof at May 21, 2017 10:19 PM (GsAUU)
One of the best burgers I ever had didn't even have cheese. Just fresh-ground meat, great bun and a slice of onion.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 21, 2017 10:20 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 10:20 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:20 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2017 10:20 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2017 10:20 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2017 10:21 PM (r+MfR)
-
Maxine Waters is so full of shit she needs two assholes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 21, 2017 10:21 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 21, 2017 10:21 PM (uIIkI)
;-)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:21 PM (TwwWO)
I think SNL did that bit.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2017 10:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 10:22 PM (e9G8E)
the skill and most of the labor, to finish demolishing what's left of
the old wall, and then rebuild its new replacement.
I think I'll actually enjoy my Monday, save for the sweltering heat and humidity.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
so have you ordered one of those concrete pumper trucks, with the boom pump?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:22 PM (cPsPa)
Plus the texture is just icky.
Posted by: ALH at May 21, 2017 10:22 PM (Iu5oK)
I'm not sure whether Yoko is "singing" or Lennon is skinning a live cat on stage.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 21, 2017 10:23 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May
then I will record it and fast forward through it, or watch it in the gym.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:23 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Bruno T at May 21, 2017 10:23 PM (Bc1aB)
---
Oh, I can easily beat that.
Last week I had an encounter with a former friend at work, and tried, after 7 months of not talking, to at least be cordial. It went badly.
First, he told me how much he missed talking to me. Then immediately launched into alaundry list of Every Single Perceived Imaginary Wrong that I have done to him, because he is Always the Victim.
Strangely enough, I do not miss the Constant Drama.
Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 10:23 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: Foreign Policy Review at May 21, 2017 10:12 PM (EEo2V)
Louise Mensch says that it is a visit from Marshall SCOTUS informing him of Impeachment from SCOTUS.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 21, 2017 10:23 PM (1JnAL)
http://tinyurl.com/lpz753g
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2017 10:23 PM (ycWCI)
That was one of Ted Baxter's high crimes, wasn't it, making some crack about Kerosene Maxine's looks. Ainsley Earhardt scolded him and told him Kerosene Maxine was "beautiful". With a straight face.
Of course, she's that type.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 10:23 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: ALH at May 21, 2017 10:24 PM (Iu5oK)
Its what's for dinner.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 21, 2017 10:24 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Michael Brown at May 21, 2017 10:24 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 21, 2017 10:24 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Hungry Man at May 21, 2017 10:24 PM (EEo2V)
You've never heard of a two-holer outhouse? Just for you-- an oldie but goodie Leroy Pullins ballad: "The Interstate Is Coming Through My Outhouse"-- two-holer reference at 1:33--
http://tinyurl.com/l5jgdnu
The kind of bathroom humor just made for the HQ.
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 21, 2017 10:24 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2017 10:24 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 21, 2017 10:24 PM (sEDyY)
Not only want licorice ice cream, but now I want bacon ice cream as well.
/well duh, of course the bacon ice cream in the main course.
Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 10:25 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 10:22 PM (e9G8E)
=====
Eddie Murphy clued me into that one back in the eighties.
Posted by: GOULD at May 21, 2017 10:25 PM (1nOGM)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 10:25 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 21, 2017 10:26 PM (sEDyY)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 10:26 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May
well, the are pretty dangerous. would not use one unless you had one of those proximity fire suits. seriously, you have frying air all around you. really dangerous
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:26 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Hope Solo at May 21, 2017 10:27 PM (8O3HH)
https://youtu.be/AOiyksNlrY0
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 21, 2017 10:00 PM (rJUlF)
Of course the time does come to switch to whiskey. Here's Corb Lund to give you the low-down:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TijIWdtZnlI
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2017 10:27 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2017 10:28 PM (89T5c)
>> the salad" referred....
Call me.
Posted by: Hope Solo at May
google it!
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:28 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
I've seen them on the 'river' site. The look interesting but it's hard to justify the cost.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2017 10:28 PM (udajc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:29 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Abby at May 21, 2017 10:19 PM (HBU7W)
They have no control over the leaks, and that is what the Dems want.
The leaks are coming from Dem holdovers that are still in place because the Dems are dragging their feet on their confirmations.
It's the same thing they did to Bush back in 2001 until September 12th.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 21, 2017 10:29 PM (1JnAL)
Is, "Candy Man," about Sammy Davis Jr's cocaine connection?
Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2017 10:20 PM (XoldI)
No..it's about my observation of it.
Posted by: Rev Gary Davis at May 21, 2017 10:29 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 10:22 PM (e9G8E)
I still don't know what it means in the context of the comments on this site but I'm darn sure not going to Google it.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 21, 2017 10:29 PM (nvMvs)
>> the salad" referred....
Call me.
Posted by: Hope Solo at May
google it!
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:28 PM (cPsPa)
urbandictionary.com
Posted by: Hungry Man at May 21, 2017 10:29 PM (EEo2V)
Agreed. People always ask about my air fryer.
Yes, it gets things crisp, but....just doesn't taste the same.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 21, 2017 10:30 PM (smD62)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:30 PM (cPsPa)
Mel Brooks came out and did an hour QA after.
One of the funniest hours ever.
Interviewer: Mel what's your secret to a long life?
Mel: Don't die.
Brilliant.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 21, 2017 10:30 PM (9A6UB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:30 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2017 10:28 PM (udajc)
I'm looking at it to help produce more nice crispy fried chicken!
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at May 21, 2017 10:30 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: Aviator at May 21, 2017 10:30 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2017 10:31 PM (Ph66j)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 10:22 PM (e9G8E)
You're about an inch-and-a-half off.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 10:31 PM (0mRoj)
My air fryer works pretty good. A lot healthier than oil.
It's just not the same, though.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2017 10:28 PM (89T5c)
Depends on what oil you're using. Canola or Vegetable...yeah, anything is healthier than those.
But if you use coconut or avocado oil or even butter, then no. Those are good for you.
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2017 10:32 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Hap N. Stance at May 21, 2017 10:32 PM (EEo2V)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2017 10:28 PM (89T5c)
I wondered about that. I like fried food as long as it isn't too "heavy" but hate frying because of the smell, and a tendency to clumsiness that leads to pain. If it isn't really close to real fried there probably isn't much point.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 21, 2017 10:32 PM (sEDyY)
I think I'll actually enjoy my Monday, save for the sweltering heat and humidity.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2017 10:15 PM (v5iqM)
Perhaps the HOA could be persuaded to provide a pair of comely young ladies in bikinis to fan you and spray you with cool water mist as required.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2017 10:32 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 10:32 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2017 10:33 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2017 10:33 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Fozzie
******
Late to the Food Thread - a limerick
If you know enough to comment on a blog
It's as easy as a-fallin' off a log
If you want to get down to it
I can show you how to do it
C'mon let me show you how to wok the dog!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2017 10:33 PM (wPiJc)
Don't see how that works for many food, but OK...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 21, 2017 10:33 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 21, 2017 10:26 PM (sEDyY)
Please tell him I said he's very welcome and best of luck!
Posted by: Country Boy at May 21, 2017 10:34 PM (uIIkI)
But if you use coconut or avocado oil or even butter, then no. Those are good for you.
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2017 10:32 PM (Enq6K)
10 W 30
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 10:34 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:34 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:35 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:35 PM (TwwWO)
Just keep him in your prayers.
Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2017 10:36 PM (sBOL1)
Let's just say in about a week none of ya'll will want to be in the general vicinity of me.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 21, 2017 10:36 PM (smD62)
Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 21, 2017 10:36 PM (kufk0)
Although we are the true American, and will prevail; work those Plan Bs. We may need them. PPPPP. And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2017 10:36 PM (u82oZ)
It it exists, there is porn of it.
The 'net and 4 billion people have left nothing unexplored.
Posted by: Parliamentarian at May 21, 2017 10:37 PM (EEo2V)
Let's just say in about a week none of ya'll will want to be in the general vicinity of me.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 21, 2017 10:36 PM (smD62)
Planning to binge eat Taco Bell all week?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2017 10:37 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 10:38 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 10:38 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:29 PM (cPsPa)
I have a feeling that will break the iPad
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2017 10:38 PM (ZTRlp)
*****
Same person who came up with "teabagging." Was that ever a thing or a word until the Tea Party was formed? I had never heard of it.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2017 10:38 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:34 PM (cPsPa)
Never did understand assplay.
I about knocked the front teeth of an ex-girlfriend out one night when she was blowing me and shoved a finger up my ass.
Homey definitely don't play that game.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 21, 2017 10:38 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 21, 2017 10:39 PM (8O3HH)
Let's just say in about a week none of ya'll will want to be in the general vicinity of me.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May
you should know that you are placing great demands on the good nature of the horde to float these gimp pitched softballs out there and expect them to go unmolested. nay, un-sodomized.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:39 PM (cPsPa)
I vote for all of the above-illustrated and bid a good night to all my fellow Hordelings.
Seeya inna mornin' !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 21, 2017 10:39 PM (KGH7Z)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:40 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 21, 2017 10:36 PM (kufk0)
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After my Mom passed we pulled those and some mounted plates off the kitchen wall. There was perfectly outlined new looking wallpaper under the areas.
Posted by: GOULD at May 21, 2017 10:41 PM (1nOGM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:40 PM (cPsPa)
Zodomized? That'z a thing?
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 10:41 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:42 PM (TwwWO)
*****
Same person who came up with "teabagging." Was that ever a thing or a word until the Tea Party was formed? I had never heard of it.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2017 10:38 PM (Rsi2C)
I had heard it in gaming circles before then. Usually it was FPS death match type games where when someone killed the other player, they then crouched on their head/corpse for that added bit of humiliation.
*The More You Know graphic*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2017 10:42 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2017 10:38 PM (Rsi2C)
It was. That is why all the lefties on TV were giggling when they called them "Teabaggers".
I even had friends calling them that and snickering.
As I always told them, you are either a teabagger or a teabaggee, and I'm happier being a teabagger.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 21, 2017 10:42 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 10:42 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 10:34 PM (0mRoj)
Dinner at Insomniacs! He'll rotate your tires too.
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2017 10:43 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 10:41 PM (0mRoj)
Zod would have you believe that, I'll bet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2017 10:43 PM (0deF2)
Mel Brooks came out and did an hour QA after.
One of the funniest hours ever.
Interviewer: Mel what's your secret to a long life?
Mel: Don't die.
Brilliant.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 21, 2017 10:30 PM (9A6UB)
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Mel Brooks was at the Chicago Theatre last year with that movie & the Q&A afterwards, I thought about going BUT the year before that I went to an evening with John Cleese - which was seriously expensive - and he revealed himself to be a virtue-signaling liberal twit as the Monty Pythons might say.
What was amazing was that he kinda tap-danced around the fact that there are parts of Great Britain that no longer feel British (his words) but he's too invested in being the right kind of person not a deplorable who holds the wrong sorts of opinions.
Posted by: Boots at May 21, 2017 10:43 PM (EBwPV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 10:43 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2017 10:43 PM (XoldI)
So, you're in good company.
**breaks out the good vodka for his amigo**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:44 PM (TwwWO)
I don't get "tossing salad" either. I'm trying to remember when I first learned this meaning.
Now, "teabagging" is sort of descriptive, so it makes sense, but the tossing salad thing doesn't.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 10:44 PM (8O3HH)
cross between ellen barkin in oceans 13 and young hot helen mirren, only
younger, hotter, and blonder.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:20 PM (cPsPa)
Why, thank you, Y5.
(but I'm a brunette)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 10:44 PM (tHwdc)
I about knocked the front teeth of an ex-girlfriend out one night when she was blowing me and shoved a finger up my ass.
Homey definitely don't play that game.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May
have a friend who is about 70. we were sitting on the deck at his place after drinking a really good scotch and having a great cigar. somewhere around the third scotch he starts telling me about how his new wife was giving him the greatest blow job ever and then she shoved her finger up his ass and he well went over the moon. practically wasted half a glass of scotch.
it is like having r lee ermey tell you that
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:45 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 10:45 PM (/cEXt)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 10:34 PM (0mRoj)
Dinner at Insomniacs! He'll rotate your tires too.
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2017 10:43 PM (Enq6K)
I'm not touching any of y'all's lug nuts.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 10:45 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:45 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:45 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 10:46 PM (/cEXt)
Posted by: junior at May 21, 2017 10:46 PM (deapv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2017 10:46 PM (ZTRlp)
I just love a good milking with a prostate massage.
Posted by: Sheppy Smith at May 21, 2017 10:46 PM (8O3HH)
Now, "teabagging" is sort of descriptive, so it makes sense, but the tossing salad thing doesn't.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 10:44 PM (8O3HH)
Not to me either. But unlike you, I would take no step whatsoever that would lead me closer to an explanation.
Posted by: Splunge at May 21, 2017 10:47 PM (iMxBJ)
They are French, and they HATE people with astigmatism and depth perception issues.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lz6pdft
Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2017 10:47 PM (mkDpn)
Be proud of your accomplishments. Competition for the few valuable prizes is fierce. First prize is an all expense paid trip to Peruvia with the super model of your choice.
Posted by: HQ Statistician at May 21, 2017 10:47 PM (EEo2V)
So, you're in good company.
**breaks out the good vodka for his amigo**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:44 PM (TwwWO)
Heh.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 10:47 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Sandy at May 21, 2017 10:47 PM (TRzoP)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 21, 2017 10:47 PM (oAY8z)
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Plus, if you point that out, you're instantly shunned by society at large. Because you're obviously a racist.
Oh, and truth isn't an absolute defense against libel and slander in the UK (or even most of Europe) like it is in the US.
Posted by: junior at May 21, 2017 10:48 PM (deapv)
Posted by: gNewt at May 21, 2017 10:48 PM (Bc1aB)
Posted by: LASue at May 21, 2017 10:49 PM (CLKfs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 10:49 PM (KP5rU)
I wish. At least I could enjoy the resort while she's off banging Harley McBadboy.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 21, 2017 10:49 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2017 10:49 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 10:49 PM (/cEXt)
Mel was the anti-SJW.
The stories he told.
If you get the opportunity to see it you should.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 21, 2017 10:49 PM (AH6uc)
cross between ellen barkin in oceans 13 and young hot helen mirren, only
younger, hotter, and blonder.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:20 PM (cPsPa)
Why, thank you, Y5.
(but I'm a brunette)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May
no sweat. left off, naughtier and in more desperate need of a spanking.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:49 PM (cPsPa)
Good thing I don't have a Brita pitcher, because I would definitely have tried it out, and ruined a perfectly good filter, and lost whatever alcohol was trapped in it forever. But if you try it, post something.
Posted by: Splunge at May 21, 2017 10:50 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: junior at May
is that the one with joan collins?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:51 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 10:51 PM (/cEXt)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 21, 2017 10:51 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 10:49 PM (/cEXt)
*************************************
Yeah.
Posted by: gNewt at May 21, 2017 10:53 PM (Bc1aB)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 21, 2017 10:53 PM (AH6uc)
Homey definitely don't play that game.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 21, 2017 10:38 PM (1JnAL)
If this doesn't qualify as TMI, what does????
Posted by: Country Boy at May 21, 2017 10:53 PM (D2vc1)
I enjoyed that show. I thought it was well written if unrealistic.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 10:54 PM (/cEXt)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:49 PM (cPsPa)
Pish. Everyone knows that Miley is a pure Girl Scout, nothing less.
It's just that her sash is loaded up with PG-13, R and X Merit Badges.
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2017 10:54 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 21, 2017 10:39 PM (8O3HH)
Heh. That was the first thing that came to my mind, too. The second thing I thought of was the identical plaster of Paris giant knife and fork my parents had hanging on their wall for a couple of decades.
My parents could have played Frank and Marie without having to take acting lessons. All they had to do was Act Naturally.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 21, 2017 10:54 PM (nvMvs)
henceforth he was larry the guy that got fingered.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:54 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: AlChE, American Institute of Chemical Engineers at May 21, 2017 10:55 PM (EEo2V)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 21, 2017 10:55 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:56 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: gNewt at May 21, 2017 10:48 PM (Bc1aB)
******
This confirms my theory that Hollyweird started this tossing salad nonsense. I bet some writers decided to throw in that phrase in a scene and define it for the viewing audience to see if it would be repeated and become part of the dirty slang lexicon
Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2017 10:56 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 10:56 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:49 PM (cPsPa)
I'm a bad pussycat, it's true ;-)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 10:57 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 10:57 PM (/cEXt)
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May
hey, those cookies aren't going to sell themselves.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:57 PM (cPsPa)
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Yeah. It's a video game based off of the final episode - except this time, the cast members settle their various disputes with guns.
Posted by: junior at May 21, 2017 10:57 PM (deapv)
Posted by: AlChE, American Institute of Chemical Engineers
Worked OK on Sid. Charcoal for aquarium filters is cheaper, though.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 21, 2017 10:57 PM (di1hb)
Tossed Saladin
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 21, 2017 10:58 PM (IDPbH)
Yeah. It's a video game based off of the final episode - except this time, the cast members settle their various disputes with guns.
Posted by: junior at May
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:58 PM (cPsPa)
I've combined grain alcohol with distilled water - a 'General Ripper,' I called it - and found it decent. But a good vodka - not spendy, not fancy, but good - still beats it hollow
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:59 PM (TwwWO)
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2017 10:54 PM (v5iqM)
I have a lot of merit badges, Jim ;-)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 10:59 PM (tHwdc)
I couldn't remember the details of Frank and Marie's fork and spoon, other than it was funny, so I looked it up.
They got them as a wedding gift. Both of them hated it -- Marie said they had "no nuance" -- but got in an argument about who would return it. Marie stormed out, and Frank then nailed the spoon to the kitchen wall.
Marie's retort was to nail the fork up, higher than the spoon. So she won. Debra convinces her to take them down, but she can't because the imprint has been made in the wall paper over all those years.
Interestingly, they had continuity problems, because in some previous episodes, the spoon was higher than the fork. They must've had to rebuild the set, and that little detail slipped through.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 10:59 PM (8O3HH)
Two - dog meat needs to be braised....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:35 PM (TwwWO)
I was informed by an elderly Korean woman that her family did not eat dog, because they were Buddhists.
So does your fiance's sole use of the oven to store pans in? I'm beginning to think it is genetic for first generation immigrants from Asia.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2017 11:00 PM (mkDpn)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May
******
A friend recommended Oz as a show he thought I would like. Now, I'm disturbed by this if there is salad tossing involved in the storyline
Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2017 11:00 PM (Rsi2C)
Actually they already have those, mostly in Europe.
Side by side toilets with a common paper dispenser. No walls or other separation.
My wife and I have used them before, but we decided it was a little too personal.
Posted by: navybrat at May 21, 2017 11:01 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 11:01 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2017 10:32 PM
You want comely young ladies in bikinis spraying you with cool mist.
You'll settle for former Fox News hostesses.
You'll get Lena with a mankini-if-you're-lucky spraying you with warm beer.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2017 11:01 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: gNewt at May 21, 2017 11:01 PM (Bc1aB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:02 PM (cPsPa)
Lotta homo shit. I mean A LOT and it's sorta jarring if you dig Chris Meloni from Law and Order.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 11:02 PM (/cEXt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 11:02 PM (TwwWO)
Chris Rock addressed this in one of his HBO
specials, saying that inmates did this in prison.
Then he said, "if I had to choose between
tossing a salad or getting the electric chair,
I'd say "so where do we plug the chair in ? "
"Shouldn't I be wet ?"
Posted by: JT at May 21, 2017 11:03 PM (zPCWd)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 21, 2017 11:04 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2017 11:05 PM (XoldI)
Heh....I shall call her 'Zoot.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 11:06 PM (TwwWO)
Prison slang would make sense. That is ringing a bell about the context I first heard it, but damned if I can remember.
Hears hoping Anthony Wiener (ant knee wee-nuh) does hard time and has to toss a few salads of Bubba, his new cellmate.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 11:06 PM (8O3HH)
160 Flounder and whoever else was asking about Witchdoktor - He posted on Friday's art thread, I think it was post #157 (I'm on my phone and can't easily find it) after he made his call. He sounded much better. He got some good advice and was going to follow up.
Just keep him in your prayers.
Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2017 10:36 PM (sBOL1)
He was on yesterday as well. Sounded pretty good, all things considered (at least to my ears....errr, eyes). Was grateful for Teh Horde having his back, and was working on getting whole again.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2017 11:06 PM (quw2O)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 11:06 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Zoot at May 21, 2017 11:08 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 11:08 PM (e9G8E)
Heh....I shall call her 'Zoot.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May
get in line brother. I have been doling out spankings since before I was encouraging beating pandas with louisville sluggers to find out what sort of candy was inside; I fucking hate pandas, institutionalized biological incompetence. even you week ago dibs is way late to the game.
friendly advice, do not ever suggest spanking Peaches.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:09 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May
well, it depends upon how high up you are.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:10 PM (cPsPa)
234 225 Yes, Google does say that filtering cheap vodka through a Brita improves the taste.
Posted by: AlChE, American Institute of Chemical Engineers
Worked OK on Sid. Charcoal for aquarium filters is cheaper, though.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 21, 2017 10:57 PM (di1hb)
Or you could just buy Tito's Vodka and be done with it. Cheap, and damn near as good as the premiums.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2017 11:11 PM (quw2O)
I'll beat you with your own louisville just off of general principle!
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 11:11 PM (/cEXt)
A "butt phone" is a small mobile that can be "keistered" into a prison...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 11:11 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:12 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 11:08 PM (e9G8E)
I'd love to see a 3-D recreation of that trajectory over the terrain. Not only the drop, but the Corialis Effect, spin-drift and windage.
The sight picture, holdover and "come up" in the scope must've been a helluva thing, too.
And whatever ballistic calculator the shooter & spotter used to frame that shot? Yes, want.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2017 11:12 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:12 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 11:12 PM (/cEXt)
Posted by: JT at May 21, 2017 11:13 PM (zPCWd)
Huh.
I did not expect that.
Posted by: shibumi at May
do you have reason to be concerned?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:14 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: cm9000 at May 21, 2017 11:14 PM (C06tc)
Huh.
I did not expect that.
Posted by: shibumi at May
do you have reason to be concerned?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:14 PM (cPsPa)
Well, it's ONT, and it IS getting close to Memorial Day......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2017 11:15 PM (quw2O)
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I'm just gonna note that a few years ago, I saw a picture of Miley with her chest fully covered... and I thought I was looking at a picture of Justin Beiber.
Posted by: junior at May 21, 2017 11:15 PM (deapv)
How you doin'!
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at May 21, 2017 11:15 PM (CL76w)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 11:11 PM (e9G8E)
Sounds like a shitty billing plan on that one.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2017 11:15 PM (v5iqM)
Miley. Called it last week, when she confessed to being a bad, bad,
wicked, naughty girl over something or other. Clear to me she was
a-hankering for a-spankering.
Heh....I shall call her 'Zoot.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 11:06 PM (TwwWO)
Hmmm. A matter of speculation as to who has standing here.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 11:15 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 11:15 PM (/cEXt)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:16 PM (cPsPa)
Lol, wrong Miley. You are correct about Miley Cyrus though.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 21, 2017 11:16 PM (sEDyY)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 11:17 PM (/cEXt)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 11:17 PM (KP5rU)
A few months, I got the craziest recording on the voice mail for the land line phone. It was two women talking, the recording picking up the middle of the conversation. One was upset about something, a man of course, and the other was consoling her.
I was wondering what the ever lovin' hell, then realized it must've been a butt dial or something close. My number was randomly dialed.
And I'll bet you like a whole lot that if you picked up the conversations of a random sample of women talking to each other, the majority would be about some man.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 11:17 PM (8O3HH)
Is, "Candy Man," about Sammy Davis Jr's cocaine connection?
Anthony Newley's, maybe, since he wrote the song for Willie Wonka.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2017 11:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 11:18 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May
isn't the ratio of morons to moronettes improperly balanced to get the memorial day effect?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:18 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:18 PM (cPsPa)
We'll make it up in volume.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 11:20 PM (0mRoj)
a boat full of racists sank in 1912 so Celine Dion could bless us with "My Heart Will Go On". Thank you God!
Yup...we live in a world that sees race in the Titanic tragedy. Excellent.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 21, 2017 11:21 PM (smD62)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 11:22 PM (8O3HH)
I'd like to think that it's not real but...............*pours cyanide shot*
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 11:22 PM (/cEXt)
I'd love to see a 3-D recreation of that trajectory over the terrain. Not only the drop, but the Corialis Effect, spin-drift and windage.
He used one of those Warner Brothers cartoon bullets which self correct in flight.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2017 11:23 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May
you can improve vodka some with more filtering but not enough to fool a vodka expert. the vodka expert tried something like seven different samples which had been filtered different amounts and he was able to place them in order from least to most filtered.
the bullet drop show was interesting because they went to an old abandoned runway or something and set up a target and an aim point. cannot remember exactly how they did it but they showed the aimpoint was something like thirty above the target. may have had him aim directly at the aim point and then the bullet dropped down to the target.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:23 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 21, 2017 11:24 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May
well we certainly give it the old college try.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:24 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 11:25 PM (KP5rU)
When I was in college, we used to finish our weekends every Sunday at 11:30 with "Sammy and Company", Sammy's talk show which was what the "Sammy Maudlin Show" on SCTV was based on. Wasn't on long, but it was a must see train wreck.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 21, 2017 11:25 PM (qJhUV)
290 Huma: nice piece of ass.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 21, 2017 11:24 PM (vRcUp)
Speaking of horse's asses.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2017 11:25 PM (quw2O)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:24 PM (cPsPa)
What, exactly, is called for?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 11:25 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May
well, having no information on the subject, my guess is you are right. but how do you know?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:26 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 11:26 PM (e9G8E)
When I was in college, we used to finish our weekends every Sunday at 11:30 with "Sammy and Company", Sammy's talk show which was what the "Sammy Maudlin Show" on SCTV was based on. Wasn't on long, but it was a must see train wreck.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 21, 2017 11:25 PM
Did Sammy Davis have a William B. Williams?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2017 11:27 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:26 PM (cPsPa)
I do not now, nor have I ever resembled Justin Bieber.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 11:27 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2017 11:28 PM (Rsi2C)
**flexes fingers and performs Indian club exercises**
Lotta 'ette's what need spanking.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 11:28 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May
she is a euro and a royal, they are always accepting bids.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:28 PM (cPsPa)
Thanks.
Posted by: Bete the Deplorable at May 21, 2017 11:28 PM (Ojki1)
she is a euro and a royal, they are always accepting bids.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:28 PM
I first read that as accepting birds.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2017 11:29 PM (IqV8l)
Story over at Gateway Pundit.
Also.. re: the hacking, at one point in the debates Trump made a comment about it being done by a 400lb guy sitting on his bed.
/which is an apt description of Kim Dotcom
Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:29 PM (BPeNq)
Yeah I saw Pippa the Ass got married. She upstaged Kate's wedding by showing her ass off, so I was wondering if Kate got to show hers off at Pippa's?
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 11:29 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2017 11:30 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: ibguy at May 21, 2017 11:31 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May
yeah, I misunderstood her comment. my question was how does she know you are stacked? my guess would be you are but how is it the ettes always seem to have more inside knowledge about what is going on than us apish morons?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:31 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 11:31 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 11:31 PM (8O3HH)
And now, get ready for your spanking.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 11:31 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:31 PM (BPeNq)
Also.. re: the hacking, at one point in the debates Trump made a comment about it being done by a 400lb guy sitting on his bed.
Ottoman man!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2017 11:31 PM (IqV8l)
Prayers up and a happy birthday. God Bless.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 11:32 PM (/cEXt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May
no, no, the birds are accepting bids.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:32 PM (cPsPa)
What a lovely, luscious ONT tonight, MisHum.
I haven't read the comments yet, but it seems there must be a story to the pictures posted. Things that we are told aren't good for us perhaps? But the landfill... Where does that fit in?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 21, 2017 11:32 PM (TdMsT)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/866351370575675392
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/866351473801691138
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/866351576176349186
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/866351704656285701
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/866351807689367553
Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2017 11:32 PM (AOrEZ)
And now, get ready for your spanking.
--
Wait. What?
How did that happen?
Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:33 PM (BPeNq)
**works shoulders loose with club exercises. **
Twenty nine spankings, coming up.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 11:33 PM (TwwWO)
Well, just as long as Camilla doesn't show hers....
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 11:31 PM (8O3HH)
We've already seen Prince Charles though.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 11:33 PM (0mRoj)
Thanks.
Posted by: Bete the Deplorable at May 21, 2017 11:28 PM (Ojki1)
=========
May God be with you. My prayers certainly are. Please make use of this phone number if you get to feeling too low 1 800-273-8255. Be well.
Posted by: GOULD at May 21, 2017 11:33 PM (1nOGM)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/866351892984737792
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/866351979366428672
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/866352066905731072
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/866352153849462785
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/866352240554070016
Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2017 11:33 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 11:34 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2017 11:34 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: torabora at May 21, 2017 11:34 PM (i6rqV)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 11:34 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2017 11:34 PM (BrS/H)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 11:35 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 11:35 PM (TwwWO)
One of the best royal asses: Princess Victoria of Sweden.
Now, the face, well she's got a bit of the Habsburg jaw, unfortunately, but that caboose is divine.
Put "Princess Victoria Ass" in Google and you'll find some pics of her at some function in some salmon colored number which shows it off nicely.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 11:36 PM (8O3HH)
how does she know you are stacked? my guess would be you are but how is
it the ettes always seem to have more inside knowledge about what is
going on than us apish morons?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:31 PM (cPsPa)
Must be someone IRL. Food for thought, who knows me here?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 11:36 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 11:37 PM (/cEXt)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 11:37 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
you know people here irl?
the who is less interesting than the how.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:38 PM (cPsPa)
But DC is so full of backstabbing incompetents that half the political hacks there can't be sure that some of the other political hacks are involved.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2017 11:38 PM (6FqZa)
If you stay sad, please go see someon, even is just to talk. Picking up the phone to make the appointment is the hardest part,... the rest is easy.
I know you can do it! The horde is with you!
Posted by: Uptooearly at May 21, 2017 11:38 PM (CLKfs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 11:39 PM (KP5rU)
My brother killed one! In the basement of Castle Amber, Expert Set module X2
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2017 11:39 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 21, 2017 11:40 PM (TdMsT)
Her Twitter and instagram have a bazillion followers. Men fap and weep when they see her. And that's just in church.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 11:41 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 11:41 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 21, 2017 11:40 PM (TdMsT)
******
I know. I'm sorry. It's really more MisHum's fault than mine.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2017 11:42 PM (Rsi2C)
I mis-reported the RP9 price, it's $249.00. That's not a recommendation, just an observation. I leave it to others to comment on the other items.
http://tinyurl.com/lhyh7dj
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2017 11:45 PM (ZO497)
Thanks.
Posted by: Bete the Deplorable at May 21, 2017 11:28 PM (Ojki1)
I hope you had a wonderful birthday. Prayers for God's healing mercy to rain down upon you, Bete. While God is doing his work in your life, can you access medication?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 21, 2017 11:46 PM (TdMsT)
change your habits, change your routes, change your pattern to see if that breaks you out.
And happy birthday.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2017 11:47 PM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 21, 2017 11:40 PM (TdMsT)
******
I know. I'm sorry. It's really more MisHum's fault than mine.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2017 11:42 PM (Rsi2C)
No. No I'm not casting blame or anger. MisHum must have his fun, I suppose.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 21, 2017 11:48 PM (TdMsT)
the who is less interesting than the how.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:38 PM (cPsPa)
A few met in the meat world, a few I've come to know through back channels but not met (yet).
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 11:48 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 11:50 PM (KP5rU)
Yeah, but I'd still hit it like a tornado through a trailer park.
She's works out, that's obvious. That doofus she married was her personal trainer. They made him a duke and prince so's he'd have a title and all that crap.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 11:51 PM (8O3HH)
--
1. Meat World sounds like a strip club.
2. I googled Meat World
3. There is a place named Meat World (I think a butch shop?) not far from my house.
4. WTF?
Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:52 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:29 PM (BPeNq)
Looked at some pics. He has, ...presence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2017 11:52 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 11:52 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 11:53 PM (KP5rU)
--
Well, at least she was not his high school teacher, and they probably met when they were both "adults."
Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:53 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 11:50 PM (KP5rU)
It's got a slow leak in the high-pressure hose of the power steering. I'm keeping an eye on it.
No Vegas this year, I'm afraid...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 11:53 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2017 11:53 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 11:53 PM (/cEXt)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 11:31 PM (8O3HH)
Camilla has options: win, place, or show.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2017 11:53 PM (0deF2)
This is why I haven't been to a concert -- and very few guest lectures -- in ages. Fear of the LibLecture.
I adored Bette Midler. Saw her live a couple of times (very true to her live album from the 70s, best evah), and she was amazing.
I won't be spending money on her concerts anymore. Turned down a trip to Vegas for that reason.
Makes me sick, and sad.
Posted by: Shopgirl at May 21, 2017 11:53 PM (jETL9)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May
isn't the ratio of morons to moronettes improperly balanced to get the memorial day effect?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:18 PM (cPsPa)
What is the Memorial Day effect?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 21, 2017 11:54 PM (TdMsT)
4. WTF?
Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:52 PM (BPeNq)
This raises concerns.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 11:55 PM (tHwdc)
2. I googled Meat World
3. There is a place named Meat World (I think a butch shop?) not far from my house.
4. WTF?
Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:52 PM (BPeNq)
=========
Meat Space is a better phrase, indicating IRL.
Posted by: GOULD at May 21, 2017 11:55 PM (1nOGM)
it is like having r lee ermey tell you that
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:45 PM (cPsPa)
I didn't go over the moon, I jumped about 4 feet in the air.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 21, 2017 11:56 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 11:56 PM (KP5rU)
--
Are you really a man named Hassan that owns a Halal Butcher Shop? If so, can I get a discount on Shwarma?
Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:57 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 11:58 PM (tHwdc)
My big tom is still shedding, I combed enough of his winter undercoat out that I am thinking of felting up another cat out of it.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2017 11:58 PM (mkDpn)
--
Meat Space sounds like a strip club where they have fancy moving lights, a disco ball, and all the strippers wear space helmets.
Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:58 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:57 PM (BPeNq)
No. I Promise.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 11:59 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 11:59 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2017 11:59 PM (mkDpn)
But DC is so full of backstabbing incompetents that half the political hacks there can't be sure that some of the other political hacks are involved.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2017 11:38 PM (6FqZa)
He was beaten before he was shot. Also, two rounds.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2017 11:59 PM (0deF2)
Now I want chicken shwarma.
And bacon ice cream
And licorice ice cream.
/I can't get no satisfaction...
Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:59 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:58 PM (BPeNq)
========
Agreed, if you meant a ghey club.
Posted by: GOULD at May 22, 2017 12:00 AM (1nOGM)
--
There are also "anonymous" and untrustworthy reports that the police did not talk to anyone at the nearby businesses, and did not ask for surveillance camera footage.
/true? who knows.
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:01 AM (BPeNq)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 11:15 PM (tHwdc)
My guess is that there is a line forming, Naughty Girl.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 22, 2017 12:01 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 22, 2017 12:02 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 22, 2017 12:03 AM (Rsi2C)
I would attend this establishment.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 22, 2017 12:03 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 12:03 AM (/cEXt)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 22, 2017 12:03 AM (6FqZa)
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See 375
Posted by: GOULD at May 22, 2017 12:05 AM (1nOGM)
I'm just musing about what it would be like to be the "consort" of a queen regnant, like personal trainer boy will be to Princess Victoria.
It would definitely have its perks, though the downside would be YUGE. God help you if you pissed her off. Talk about Miss Always Right. She would really would be, by definition. The Boss 'shore 'nuff.
I think I'd have to pass.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 12:06 AM (8O3HH)
It would be embarrassing, and my "flinch" reaction would likely be to turn my head to the right, and cough.
Old guys have been to the doctor for that, a few too many times, you see.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2017 12:06 AM (v5iqM)
episode where Martin Landau, playing twins, killed his uncle by dropping
a mixer in the bathtub with him. Is that close enough?
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 11:22 PM (8O3HH)
Are we talking Tonic water, a cola, or some sort of citrus juice?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2017 12:06 AM (mkDpn)
Story over at Gateway Pundit.
Also.. re: the hacking, at one point in the debates Trump made a comment about it being done by a 400lb guy sitting on his bed.
/which is an apt description of Kim Dotcom
Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:29 PM (BPeNq)
Kim dotcom definitely knows whats in those emails since he probably has copies of them.
A guy like him really is the type to make sure that he has as much info on those in power to use against them before they use their power on him.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 22, 2017 12:08 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 22, 2017 12:08 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: gNewt at May 22, 2017 12:10 AM (Bc1aB)
Posted by: ALH at May 22, 2017 12:12 AM (Iu5oK)
I asked him where do I put my pants, and he said, right over there, next to mine....
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 12:12 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 12:13 AM (/cEXt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 22, 2017 12:13 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2017 12:14 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 22, 2017 12:15 AM (KP5rU)
https://youtu.be/F-fluUQApO8
Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2017 12:16 AM (mkDpn)
Posted by: navybrat at May 22, 2017 12:17 AM (w7KSn)
Just got back from picking Son up at work, so just saw this.
I hereby declare that I have absolutely no personal knowledge of what Duchess Miley looks like (other than that she's brunette since she said so tonight). She's an 'Ette so there's no way she would look like Justin Bieber (which Miley Cyrus, the only other Miley I'm aware of, sadly does now).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 22, 2017 12:18 AM (sEDyY)
Posted by: ALH at May 22, 2017 12:19 AM (Iu5oK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 12:20 AM (ycWCI)
I asked him where do I put my pants, and he said, right over there, next to mine....
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 12:12 AM (8O3HH)
Did he have both hands on your shoulders?
Posted by: Country Boy at May 22, 2017 12:21 AM (Jcg9Q)
hahaha.
I had a disconcerting experience at my annual lady doctor visit. Lady doctor is also a lady.
She noticed I lost weight, said I looked super good and suggested I find a nice younger man.
/ "And then Shibumi's eyes widened in abject horror. 'I'm not even sure I like people anymore' she replied, contemplating the terror of sharing her life with someone other than The Cat. Who is, of course, actually a cat."
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:25 AM (BPeNq)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 12:27 AM (/cEXt)
Posted by: cm9000 at May 22, 2017 12:28 AM (C06tc)
>> good and suggested I find a nice younger man.
Now, there's the start of good "Dear Penthouse, ..." if I ever heard one.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 12:29 AM (8O3HH)
Thanks for the reminder that I got old!
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 22, 2017 12:29 AM (I7I0v)
*****
30-45 mins. I just took 3. I hope they work this time without the psychotic dreams side effect. I can't have another sleepless night.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 22, 2017 12:30 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May
oh, so not biblically. you were also not the Miley in the girls room in this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbEoRnaOIbs.
which is fine since she has nothing in common with the working concept of Miley.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:31 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May
that which creates the memorial day thread of lore.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:31 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2017 12:32 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ALH at May 22, 2017 12:34 AM (Iu5oK)
--
Dear Penthouse:
I've been trying to work on my health, and have been eating better and doing a bit of exercise. Well, my doctor suggested I find a younger man.. and wow! I was gobsmacked!
I immediately returned home, thought about my recent experiences with people, and went online. I ordered a full home security system including a doorbell camera, decided to screen every single call, and have begun experimenting with how many days I can go without actual human contact. The cat and I have never been happier.
An antisocial-ite
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:34 AM (BPeNq)
I've been trying to work on my health, and have been eating better and doing a bit of exercise. Well, my doctor suggested I find a younger man.. and wow! I was gobsmacked!
I immediately returned home, thought about my recent experiences with people, and went online. I ordered a full home security system including a doorbell camera, decided to screen every single call, and have begun experimenting with how many days I can go without actual human contact. The cat and I have never been happier.
An antisocial-ite
Posted by: shibumi at May
want the horde to finish your letter?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:35 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:34 AM (BPeNq)
Don't forget the door shotgun. Don't worry, the former vice president said it was perfectly ok.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 12:36 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:36 AM (BPeNq)
Posted by: Penthouse Readers United! at May 22, 2017 12:37 AM (/cEXt)
I've been trying to work on my health, and have been eating better and doing a bit of exercise. Well, my doctor suggested I find a younger man.. and wow! I was gobsmacked!
I immediately returned home, thought about my recent experiences with people, and went online. I ordered a full home security system including a doorbell camera, decided to screen every single call, and have begun experimenting with how many days I can go without actual human contact. The cat and I have never been happier.
An antisocial-ite
Posted by: shibumi at May
I couldn't understand why people were lining up outside my door by the hundreds, then I realized I had installed the security doorbell in backwards.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:37 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 12:38 AM (8O3HH)
An antisocial-ite
Posted by: shibumi at May
want the horde to finish your letter?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:35 AM (cPsPa)
I'm picturing the scene, featuring Paolo, in the role of Security System "Installer".
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2017 12:38 AM (v5iqM)
--
LOL.
I really do have an old baseball bat near the door; decades ago my Dad broke it when were playing informal street baseball.
I think it adds charm...
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:38 AM (BPeNq)
Posted by: Penthouse Readers United! at May 22, 2017 12:38 AM (/cEXt)
I posted this on the gun thread:
" See if you can spot the non sequitur:
(Aug.) NBC4: "There had been a struggle. His hands were bruised, his knees are bruised, his face is bruised, and yet he had two shots to his back, and yet they never took anything." ...
Hillary Clinton spoke about Rich on Tuesday morning, amid remarks in New Hamphire on gun violence.
"Just this past Sunday, a young man, Seth Rich -- who worked for the Democratic National Committee, to expand voting rights -- was shot and killed in his neighborhood in Washington. He was just 27 years old," she said. "Surely we can agree that weapons of war have no place on the streets of America."
Did you spot it?
She said "weapons of war" as in "assault rifle". That's a nice touch trying to blame the NRA...but the police never said what kind of gun was used.
It would be very interesting if it was a rifle, no?
Message: "I care. No, I mean I really, really care. About secrecy."
btw Zero Hedge has the latest on Kim Dotcom's claims about Rich and himself supplying WikiLeaks. He seems to have the contemporaneous tweets to back it up. And he claims Hillary personally signed the request to get him extradited to America on a separate beef. I bet she did. ".......
Since I'm playing Perry Mason, I watched the news clips from August. The reporter said he was walking home from work. That would have been known by those familiar with him. He was a block from his house. His address would have similarly been known. He was talking on the phone to his girlfriend who heard noises. But he said he'd be home soon and said goodnight. Was whoever made those noises known to him? Or not perceived as a threat somehow?
Anyway, I do know this: Watergate started as a small blurb in the police blotter, too. Come to think of it, Hillary was around then, too.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 22, 2017 12:39 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 22, 2017 12:40 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 22, 2017 12:40 AM (Rsi2C)
I have had that one. I mind it less than the one where my teeth are falling out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 12:41 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: The Caitlyn formerly known as Bruce at May 22, 2017 12:42 AM (8O3HH)
--
"I must drill into the concrete. Thankfully, I have the right drill bit."
"That's not a concrete bit Paolo."
"I have the right bit for you Shibumi"
"No, it's not. Stay here, I'll go get a concrete drill bit. Hang on."
Shibumi leaves Paolo standing on the porch, and locks the door behind her. Paolo glances at the picture window, and sees The Cat on the window sill. She is glaring at him with the anger of a mountain lion.
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:42 AM (BPeNq)
Sleep paralysis is a bitch. Very scary if you've never experienced it.
Posted by: Penthouse Readers United! at May 22, 2017 12:43 AM (/cEXt)
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Bete, Happy birthday to you.
- apparently, we share the day with Mr. T and Raymond Burr.
If you were anywhere nearby, I'd share some of my cake with you.
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 22, 2017 12:43 AM (I7I0v)
Posted by: Peter the Meter Reader at May 22, 2017 12:43 AM (8O3HH)
I had a few, but they were a bit too on the nose.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 12:44 AM (ycWCI)
I've been trying to work on my health, and have been eating better and doing a bit of exercise. Well, my doctor suggested I find a younger man.. and wow! I was gobsmacked!
I immediately returned home, thought about my recent experiences with people, and went online. I ordered a full home security system including a doorbell camera, decided to screen every single call, and have begun experimenting with how many days I can go without actual human contact. The cat and I have never been happier.
An antisocial-ite
Posted by: shibumi at May
really though it is not that simple. while I do not really need the day to day person to person contact, to say I go completely without contact is not true.
really I spend hours and hours every evening at a site which could fairly be described simply as softcore politics. nothing but hours and hours of me giggling and sighing at political vitriol and promises of spankings. spankings, spankings, spankings, lots of spankings, lots and lots of spankings. then there are the ritualized panda beatings. oops gotta go, I have a doorbell camerashow in five mins. have to get my ewok costume.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:44 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: L, Elle at May
meh, pretty sure he is holding you down.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:45 AM (cPsPa)
******
Do the "Off Sock" thing
Posted by: L, Elle at May 22, 2017 12:45 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:46 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:46 AM (cPsPa)
Do you ever go over to 4chan Politically Correct? That's where a lot of stuff seems to be found.
There's also information in the Reddit conspiracy area.
Personally, I want Sean Hannity to bust it open-- with Kim Dotcom (who is the ultimate anti-hero) and maybe even Newt Gingrich. Who, on live tv, came out and said that Rich was assassinated. Not murdered.
I've always thought that Hannity was kind of a dope, but in the last year, he's been amazing. I'd say better than Rush. Which is why I want him to be in on this. Another underdog.
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:47 AM (BPeNq)
See you all tomorrow!
Posted by: ALH at May 22, 2017 12:47 AM (Iu5oK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:47 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 22, 2017 12:47 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 12:47 AM (/cEXt)
I was lying on my back porch just a-getting some sun
Had my hair done up in pigtails had my swimming suit on
I was just about asleep when there came a shadow over me
I opened up my eyes to peek and what did I see-ee
There was a man what a man looking down on me
Tall dark and handsome, six foot three
There was a look in his eyes that was telling me
He knew that there was something that he wanted to see
He said "Hi my name is Peter
And I'm here to read your meter
I'd like to see your kilowatts
Could you take me to your box"
I didn't have the slightest notion where that box could be
But I said to Peter won't you follow me
We went upstairs downstairs inside and out
Posted by: Peter the Meter Reader Lyrics at May 22, 2017 12:48 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:48 AM (cPsPa)
/that's a recurring one for me as well.
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:48 AM (BPeNq)
/that's a recurring one for me as well.
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:48 AM (BPeNq)
Well, it does fit. Don't like change, no sir.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 12:49 AM (ycWCI)
Better than Rush? You serious? I always thought Hannity was the guy you listened to if you missed Rush or couldn't understand Rush.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 12:49 AM (/cEXt)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 12:49 AM (/cEXt)
And you needed your bones liquefied from the pitch of his voice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 12:50 AM (ycWCI)
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We can do something with that. THANKS!
Posted by: Skinemax Writer's Guild at May 22, 2017 12:50 AM (BPeNq)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 22, 2017 12:51 AM (Rsi2C)
THere's all sorts of lore about that dream, and damned if I didn't have it. It was the first time that I can remember.
There is something deep and common in the human male psyche that springs that forth. I don't know what it is, but damn it came out of mine.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 12:51 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:52 AM (cPsPa)
There is something deep and common in the human male psyche that springs that forth. I don't know what it is, but damn it came out of mine.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 12:51 AM (8O3HH)
It means you should stop hooking up with Nancy Pelosi on Tinder.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2017 12:53 AM (0deF2)
I've had an uncle who had this dream. He got up yelling "SATAN BE GONE!" which worked for him but still creepy as shit.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 12:53 AM (/cEXt)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:53 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 12:49 AM (/cEXt)
And you needed your bones liquefied from the pitch of his voice.
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I know that sounds bizarre, since I've always thought that Hannity was kind of a dolt.
However, he has been VERY pro-Trump and VERY anti-media lately. He's been having people like Newt on regularly and is taking things seriously that everyone else is blowing off.
So yeah. Hannity. If you haven't listened to him lately, give him a try. If needed adjust treble/bass on your speakers to keep your bones safe.
Posted by: Skinemax Writer's Guild at May 22, 2017 12:55 AM (BPeNq)
Ace or somebody has got to do a post/link on this...
http://tinyurl.com/kzrrlom
Posted by: NobodyMovesNobodyGetsDessert at May 22, 2017 12:55 AM (drPAM)
There's also information in the Reddit conspiracy area. "
No, but I'll have a look at them.
I really think this is about to bust WIDE OPEN.
Newt called it "the Seth Rich Assassination"? Wow.
There's a Podesta email about "making an example of the leaker" reportedly. oops.
Unlike Russiagate, there is an actual crime here. They can't deny it; it's bleeding on their shoes.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 22, 2017 12:56 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:56 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 12:56 AM (ycWCI)
Won't lie, I'm usually listening to podcasts by the time he comes on. Between him and Medved.....bleh. However you are right, he is talking about some of the more obscure shit that needs covering lately.
He still drives me nucking futs.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 12:57 AM (/cEXt)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:57 AM (cPsPa)
Ace or somebody has got to do a post/link on this...
http://tinyurl.com/kzrrlom
Posted by: NobodyMovesNobodyGetsDessert at May 22, 2017 12:55 AM (drPAM)
Evidently the Chinese do not like competition from the little red book brigade. Or maybe they just remind them of Mao.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 12:58 AM (ycWCI)
My sister was like that as a kid. It wasn't that she had insomnia, it was that she had nightmares and didn't *want* to go to sleep. Fortunately for me my worst dreams are that John is still alive and we are going about together doing ordinary things. It isn't the dream that is bad, it's the waking up (or realizing in the middle of the dream that it *is* just a dream and I will have to wake up).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 22, 2017 12:58 AM (sEDyY)
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There's a whole dream analysis thing, with books about it. Lots of different meanings.
And then there's this:
http://www.teethfallingoutdream.org/
Also, people who remember their dreams may or may not be able to get some insight into their subconscious by using dream analysis.
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:58 AM (BPeNq)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 22, 2017 12:58 AM (sEDyY)
I am very sorry. Getting a bit dusty in here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 12:59 AM (ycWCI)
And if you are awakened by an alarm and open your eyes immediately you're less likely to remember your dreams.
Cheese will trigger dreams, and they claim that different cheeses make you dream different things.
/I hate people and am interested in dreams!
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 01:01 AM (BPeNq)
There are famous painting depicting this, and different lores about who the Old Hag is.
In the Salem Witch trials, some of the accused women were accused of being the Old Hag.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 01:01 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 01:02 AM (cPsPa)
/I hate people and am interested in dreams!
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 01:01 AM (BPeNq)
Ah ha! This proves there is depth to the old cheese shop Python gag.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 01:03 AM (ycWCI)
(Don't tell her it's grey reptiles. That's actually sad.)
Maybe bittersweet is a better word.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 22, 2017 01:03 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:05 AM (/cEXt)
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The reddit conspiracy site seems pretty tame, but has interesting info.
4chan is the wild effing west. You will be exposed to racism, sexism, general hate, and, on occasion, pron images. It's not that well organized either, so it's a bit hard to navigate.
That all being said, there seem to be many people who know things who post on the Politically Incorrect board.
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 01:05 AM (BPeNq)
The sad thing is I was just thinking to myself: "This season just might be more rewatchable than the first season."
Gah.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 01:05 AM (ycWCI)
Sorry. I usually have those dreams a couple times a year and last night was one of those times. It's been almost seven years so I had expected them to become fewer but I guess not. At least I don't dream he's mad at me like some women do of their deceased husbands.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 22, 2017 01:06 AM (sEDyY)
https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/866464187173752832
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 01:06 AM (BPeNq)
466 so, if you are baking a poundcake and you accidentally use two cups of coke instead of two cups of flour is it going to matter?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 01:02 AM (cPsPa)
I hate when that happens. Pound cake don't powder worth a damn and the rolled bill gets clogged.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 22, 2017 01:07 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 22, 2017 01:07 AM (sEDyY)
Ever been on GLP? That's a weird site in and of itself
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:08 AM (/cEXt)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:05 AM
*****
Isn't that something? I never die in my dreams either. Just almost die.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 22, 2017 01:08 AM (Rsi2C)
The first one was "Telephone Man", the same double entendre lyrics about her calling a telephone man out to install a phone. One line is about him asking what kind of ringer she wants, she can have a "ding-a-ling".
She was apparently a one trick pony, doing many songs like this, including "Dick the DJ" and "Santa's Coming".
Sadly, she died in 2002 in Georgia, where she lived, killed in a car wreck, losing control in icy conditions.
In 1999, she made an updated version of "Telephone Man", called "Internet Man", about some dude coming out to hook up her internet.
Although I remember Peter the Meter Reader, "Telephone Man" was a bigger hit. SHe sang locally in Atlanta for 20 years.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 01:08 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 22, 2017 01:06 AM (sEDyY)
Nothing to be sorry for, Ma'am.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 01:09 AM (ycWCI)
This guy is taking apart a Dyson V9 motor and explaining what it is and what it does.
He's breadboarding stuff and explaining wave forms and what they mean.
https://youtu.be/YfnyhoEZXhM
Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2017 01:10 AM (mkDpn)
I THINK I've died in my dreams but I'm not certain. I do remember waking up really fucking concerned though.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:11 AM (/cEXt)
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I am embarrassed to admit yes, I visit GLP. Their stuff is actually tamer than 4chan (Hate Irish/Jew/Scandi/ Misc threads) as opposed to "Why Do Dogs Foot Pads Smell Like Corn Chips"
Yes, the latter is an actual thread you can read now.
As is "President Trump Has the Biggest Balls in the World."
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 01:12 AM (BPeNq)
GLP is hilarious and sometimes informative. 4chan can make me feel like I walked into the clan convention.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:15 AM (/cEXt)
There are famous painting depicting this, and different lores about who the Old Hag is.
In the Salem Witch trials, some of the accused women were accused of being the Old Hag.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 01:01 AM (8O3HH)
I had a waking dream in which a figure in dark robes entered my husband's and my bedroom. The figure walked over to my husband's side of the bed. I managed to turn, and saw the figure hunched over my husband's chest with what operated to be a dagger. It was unbelievably terrifying, because I was awake during this episode.
Five months later, my husband died unexpectedly of a heart attack.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 22, 2017 01:15 AM (TdMsT)
Its okay. I've been to a faculty lounge before.
btw, your absolutely right about Hannity. He deserves it. He's like a dog with a bone: sometimes it's annoying, but sometimes he gets to the marrow.
The trap is closing on these Sewer Rats.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 22, 2017 01:16 AM (Ndje9)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/m4memud
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2017 01:16 AM (U9f86)
What in the actual fuck. That creeped me the hell out.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:17 AM (/cEXt)
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Yeah, 4chan can be super racist. And offensive. And very anti-woman.
That all being said, if you weed through the scary stuff and ignore it, there can be some interesting info there. And, for the most part, many there support Trump.
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 01:18 AM (BPeNq)
Although I remember Peter the Meter Reader, "Telephone Man" was a bigger hit. SHe sang locally in Atlanta for 20 years.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 01:08 AM (8O3HH)
There is a whole genre of double-entendre blues songs going back to the earliest days of recording.
Here's Dinah Washington singing about her dentist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3kwdM_puAs
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2017 01:20 AM (0deF2)
That all being said, if you weed through the scary stuff and ignore it, there can be some interesting info there. And, for the most part, many there support Trump.
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 01:18 AM (BPeNq)
I think most of the -isms online is just merely meant to shock more than any heartfelt belief. Or rather the Progs have achieved their wish and now people are finding new ways to be transgressive.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 01:21 AM (ycWCI)
Here's Dinah Washington singing about her dentist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3kwdM_puAs
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2017 01:20 AM (0deF2)
60 Minute Man did not seem very subtle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 01:22 AM (ycWCI)
But, that's because I was shooting (a 2-gun match, rifle/shotgun). And, after that, going to the range/store and picking up a revolver after the waiting period - and shooting that.
So .... technically, I missed the gun thread for entirely gun-reasons.
But thanks MH for posting one. Gonna go read it now.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2017 01:23 AM (QDnY+)
At the expense of sounding like a snowflake, with all the racism - some of which is "satire" - I do wonder with whom I cast my lot with in terms of being a Trump supporter.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:24 AM (/cEXt)
For some reason, I still remember a blues song with the refrain "woke up in da alley, dump truck done run over me".
And off to gun-nuttery below.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2017 01:24 AM (QDnY+)
Thanks.
Posted by: Bete the Deplorable at May 21, 2017 11:28 PM (Ojki1)
Prayers for you, Beth, that God will restore your peace and joy and that he will lead you to the right medical professionals.
Please go see a psychiatrist. Depression is easily treated in most cases, sometimes by Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation that doesn't even require medication.
Panic attacks can also be treated, too. Besides medication, look into Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, or CBT. It essentially refrains your brain to no longer respond to triggering situations with a panic attack. Medication and CBT is a good combination.
I mentioned this to you the other night but I want to continue to let you know that I care.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 22, 2017 01:25 AM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 01:22 AM (ycWCI)
Listen to some of Jelly Roll Morton's risque recordings. Absolutely explicit, and they were made in the 1930's. You can find them on the yutubes. Would never get airplay, but really weren't intended for broadcast.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2017 01:26 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:26 AM (/cEXt)
For some reason, I still remember a blues song with the refrain "woke up in da alley, dump truck done run over me".
And off to gun-nuttery below.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2017 01:24 AM (QDnY+)
It's called Long John Blues, Long John being the dentist, and there's a line, "you thrill me when you drill me".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2017 01:28 AM (0deF2)
What in the actual fuck. That creeped me the hell out.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:17 AM (/cEXt)
It freaks me out to this day, and it's been almost 10 years.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 22, 2017 01:29 AM (TdMsT)
At the expense of sounding like a snowflake, with all the racism - some of which is "satire" - I do wonder with whom I cast my lot with in terms of being a Trump supporter.
Posted by: thathalfrican
4chan is racist to no end.
On purpose. Shit-stirring is their goal.
Best to ignore that vein of 'support.'
That said, how about not 'supporting' any president of any stripe?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2017 01:29 AM (udajc)
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 01:18 AM (BPeNq)
And full of pedophiles...
Posted by: The goggles, they do nothing at May 22, 2017 01:32 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:24 AM (/cEXt)
Questions are always good. It always comes back to one thing though: what do you think is right?
If an asshole agrees with you? Does that make you wrong because he agrees with you? Or is it merely a data point?
I still say that 99% of the 'racism' out there is people just rebelling against what they see as the current zeitgeist.
Are they assholes? Sure.
Are they morons? Probably. I think everyone is an idiot, including myself on more than one occasion.
Racism is tribalism of the meanest sort. However, in general, it cannot survive contact with the object of the ism, so to speak.
It is like the old Dennis Miller line: "Why hate someone for the color of their skin- when if you take the time to really get to know them, there are so many better reasons to hate them for?"
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 01:32 AM (ycWCI)
While it wasn't a dream, I did have one instance of spooky premonition. I was driving home one night, and I would've been in my mid to late 20s or so, would've been around 1990 or so.
Anyway, on this road there's a section of several near hairpin curves and little hills. A local church sits on this road before the hair pin curves. Right before I got to the church, I had this feeling of intense dread come over me. I mean really something.
This caused me to slow down and nearly stop. Right in front of the church. Then, I saw the lights. There was this lunatic, perhaps drunk who had come around from the last curve on the wrong side of the road.
Had I not slowed down, I would've likely hit him head on in that curve.
Now, that was spooky and makes me wonder.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 01:34 AM (8O3HH)
Whaddya mean not "supporting" a pres? I support Trump insomuch as he pushed back the Left as a movement as made them insane as a whole.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:34 AM (/cEXt)
LMAO thank you for the levity and I agree with the majority of your post. I will say however, on some of those sites the word n*gger is thrown around with ease which again makes me go "hmmmm....."
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:37 AM (/cEXt)
yeah, I didn't get it done.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 22, 2017 01:40 AM (vbvxt)
My grandfather died when I was in 8th grade. He was one of the best men I have ever known. Career Army. Served in WWII and Korea. The prototypical Grandfather.
A couple years after he passed away, I had a dream. We would always visit my grandparents in El Paso every summer. We would drive up to their house and he would come out and greet us. In the dream I knew he was dead, so I was shocked when he came around the side of the house and greeted me. He asked me why I was crying and I hugged him and said I missed him so very much. It was such a perfect moment of peace and comfort.
Sure, it was just a dream. Right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 01:40 AM (ycWCI)
Crosscut Saw comes to mind.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QNsLyQGSqIg
Laundromat Blues is another that would never make it past the censors these days.
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 22, 2017 01:41 AM (I7I0v)
Whaddya mean not "supporting" a pres? I support Trump insomuch as he pushed back the Left as a movement as made them insane as a whole.
Posted by: thathalfrican
Trump is his own beast. Don't see the need to support or not support him.
I think that's the whole point of electing a wild weasel.
As long as DC find it uncomfortable, well, rowing on.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2017 01:44 AM (udajc)
Another good one, I mean really disturbing was one that happened to a guy I knew. He's gone now, but we were talking about spooky stuff, and he had a lulu. He was in the Air Force years ago, and was stationed at some base, living there with his wife.
One day, he was on the job at the base and got a call. His wife had been killed in a car accident, going to town. He said they called him out and had him identify the body, and he fell apart. He was at home that night, and was making arrangements. Her family was coming out. His was as well, and they were planning all that out.
He goes to bed. When he wakes up, there is his wife, in the bed with him as always. It was the start of the same day where she was killed. He told her not to go anywhere that day. Don't leave the house.
He says that whole day was a real as anything, and he just can't explain it.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 01:47 AM (8O3HH)
I feel ya wcl, I also feel the need to "support" him because the left is fucking insane and is married to the idea of violence against us.
The hate they have for him is even moreso for us.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:47 AM (/cEXt)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:50 AM (/cEXt)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 01:47 AM (8O3HH)
It's called a visitation. Unexplained paraphenomenon.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 22, 2017 01:57 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2017 02:00 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2017 02:00 AM (0deF2)
Night, AOP.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 02:01 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 01:40 AM (ycWCI)
At the risk of sounding like the village crackpot, I have had two visitations: one in 1979 with my grandmother immediately after her death, and one in 2007 with my husband, immediately following his death. Both visitations were extremely vivid and real, and each visitation started with an "announcement," as if by a narrator, who said: "THIS IS SIGNIFICANT."
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 22, 2017 02:02 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 02:03 AM (ycWCI)
Saying will never, ever get old!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 22, 2017 02:03 AM (lQqij)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 02:03 AM (/cEXt)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 22, 2017 02:04 AM (lQqij)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 22, 2017 02:04 AM (lQqij)
http://tinyurl.com/laawbml
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 02:10 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:26 AM (/cEXt)
I deplore political correctness, but using slurs that are traditionally meant to demean and degrade is unacceptable. The commenters on such sites may not all be racist at heart, but they use such terms to shock others.
There are plenty of other places, such as AOSHQ where like-minded people will support and respect you.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 22, 2017 02:13 AM (TdMsT)
AOS is good shit generally. Especially the nightwalker threads.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 02:21 AM (/cEXt)
AOS is good shit generally. Especially the nightwalker threads.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 02:21 AM (/cEXt)
Yes. Lots of great humor!
Goodnight, Sir.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 22, 2017 02:27 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 02:28 AM (ycWCI)
"A stream has rights
because a stream is always water.
To cross it, you must bridge it,
And it will not flow up hill."
Henry Reed, A Map of Verona - Lives
Posted by: stonecutter at May 22, 2017 02:34 AM (Bfr22)
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Here are a pair of nice boobies for you:
http://bit.ly/2qGj23d
Posted by: mpthompson at May 22, 2017 02:36 AM (b0njJ)
http://bit.ly/2qGj23d
Posted by: mpthompson at May 22, 2017 02:36 AM (b0njJ)
I smell a trap...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 02:37 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 02:47 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: mpthompson at May 22, 2017 03:13 AM (b0njJ)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2017 03:53 AM (Ot7+c)
They're not, but I want to hear them to defend the idea.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2017 04:14 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 22, 2017 05:15 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2017 06:02 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: wing at May 22, 2017 06:04 AM (Ohl7S)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2017 06:05 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2017 06:11 AM (Sz27t)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 22, 2017 06:14 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 22, 2017 06:16 AM (hMwEB)
Blue tie yesterday, red and white stripes today. Looks like PDT put away his standard red power ties for this trip.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 22, 2017 06:18 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 22, 2017 06:19 AM (r1+dH)
"Jeb Bush says he foresaw Trump being a 'chaos president'
What, a White House official was suddenly unavailable?
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2017 06:19 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2017 06:21 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2017 06:22 AM (NthhF)
Jeb! - "My mom is the strongest person I know..."
Trump - "Then *she* should be running for President."
Damn that shit was funny.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 22, 2017 06:23 AM (ul9CR)
speech yesterday. No mention of human rights- give me a break- the
whole thing was about the right to a life free from terrorism.
Posted by: Ben Had
Really?
Hmmm. That's not what Skippy the lunch boy told me.
Does anybody have a page or two of notes they can read to me?
XOX
MSM
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2017 06:24 AM (8ikIW)
As long as they keep crying I know President Trump is doing his job. Keep up the good work.
kaos!!!
muh russia!!!!
Wah
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 22, 2017 06:27 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 22, 2017 06:32 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2017 06:39 AM (NthhF)
Posted by: Ben Had
Did you read *anywhere* that the 57 countries of the Organization of Islamic Cooperation attended the event (with the exception of Syria and Iran)? Or that all agreed to work together to stop terror?
If the halfrican had accomplished such a task the Nobel Prize committee would be meeting in emergency session.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 22, 2017 06:39 AM (HTdUD)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2017 06:39 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: this thread mimicks an old commercial at May 22, 2017 06:47 AM (wedOa)
Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2017 06:47 AM (yccFX)
That's not going to happen. More underachievement for me.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 22, 2017 06:49 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2017 06:50 AM (yccFX)
Posted by: Colin
And her lips are moving.
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2017 06:50 AM (8ikIW)
Nah, above her level.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 22, 2017 06:51 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2017 06:51 AM (NthhF)
(Organization of Islamic Cooperation countries)
Islamic Republic of AFGHANISTAN
Republic of ALBANIA
People’s Democratic Republic of ALGERIA
Republic of AZERBAIJAN
Kingdom of BAHRAIN
People’s Republic of BANGLADESH
Republic of BENIN
BRUNEI-DARUSSALAM
BURKINA-FASO
Republic of CAMEROON
Republic of CHAD
Union of The COMOROS
Republic of COTE D'IVOIRE
Republic of DJIBOUTI
Arab Republic of EGYPT
Republic of GABON
Republic of The GAMBIA
Republic of GUINEA
Republic of GUINEA-BISSAU
Republic of GUYANA
Republic of INDONESIA
Republic of IRAQ
Hashemite Kingdom of JORDAN
Republic of KAZAKHSTAN
State of KUWAIT
KYRGYZ Republic
Republic of LEBANON
Great Socialist People’s LIBYAN ARAB JAMAHIRIYA
MALAYSIA
Republic of MALDIVES
Republic of MALI
Islamic Republic of MAURITANIA
Kingdom of MOROCCO
Republic of MOZAMBIQUE
Republic of NIGER
Federal Republic of NIGERIA
Sultanate of OMAN
Islamic Republic of PAKISTAN
State of PALESTINE
State of QATAR
Kingdom of SAUDI ARABIA
Republic of SENEGAL
Republic of SIERRA LEONE
Republic of SOMALIA
Republic of The SUDAN
Republic of SURINAME
Republic of TAJIKISTAN
Republic of TOGO
Republic of TUNISIA
Republic of TURKEY
Republic of TURKMENISTAN
Republic of UGANDA
State of The UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
Republic of UZBEKISTAN
Republic of YEMEN
Attendees at Trump speech
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 22, 2017 06:53 AM (HTdUD)
Get the rope.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 22, 2017 06:57 AM (j8rhH)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2017 07:07 AM (NthhF)
Posted by: Colin
Upside down
Posted by: Jean at May 22, 2017 07:31 AM (9TU00)
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