Sunday Overnight Open Thread (5/21/17) WTF Edition

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(The Moron Lifestyle?)


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Words of Wisdom.

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1 BOOM!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 21, 2017 09:56 PM (rJUlF)

2 In before Slap!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 21, 2017 09:57 PM (rJUlF)

3 Frost!

Posted by: Licolnsire Poacer at May 21, 2017 09:57 PM (EEo2V)

4 Cpt WB for the win!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2017 09:57 PM (ZTRlp)

5 Ah, but so many of those foods I'm not supposed to eat anymore...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 21, 2017 09:57 PM (rJUlF)

6 I'll take "stuff that has been called bad for you" for $500 Alex

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at May 21, 2017 09:57 PM (T71PA)

7 San-ban?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 09:57 PM (e9G8E)

8 It's another puzzle.

Posted by: Licolnsire Poacer at May 21, 2017 09:58 PM (EEo2V)

9 Th?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 21, 2017 09:58 PM (G8B7r)

10 And an ONT appears on pussy cat feet

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2017 09:59 PM (U9f86)

11 *sigh*

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 09:59 PM (tHwdc)

12 16?

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2017 09:59 PM (+y0MR)

13 Good day folks!!

Posted by: LASue at May 21, 2017 09:59 PM (CLKfs)

14 Nope. 12

Yah me!

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2017 10:00 PM (+y0MR)

15 Another "Beer" song for your consideration:

https://youtu.be/AOiyksNlrY0

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 21, 2017 10:00 PM (rJUlF)

16 A suit of armor in a bar? That's just asking for drunken fun.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 21, 2017 10:01 PM (G8B7r)

17 I don't get it.

Monk
Food
Food
Food
Coffee
Cigarettes
Beer
Lard
Pizza
Chocolates
Liquor
Garbage Dump
Blue Berry Muffins
Warning signs


It's a code, right?

Posted by: Licolnsire Poacer at May 21, 2017 10:01 PM (EEo2V)

18 Isn't it suppose to be pics of food and a fat guy?

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2017 10:02 PM (Enq6K)

19 My son-in-law's mother got fed up with her boyfriend and 86d him. He was trying to sweet talk his way back in and told her that he missed her doing his laundry.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 21, 2017 10:02 PM (Nwg0u)

20 So we get two Food Threads today?

Posted by: Reggie Love at May 21, 2017 10:02 PM (GsAUU)

21 Holy Moron Lifestyles Batman!

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/selection-du-weekend-244-62.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2017 10:03 PM (U9f86)

22 Done all of it. Even drove a dump truck to the dump.


Modern medicine has taken the slack.

Posted by: Javems at May 21, 2017 10:03 PM (yOqwj)

23 19 My son-in-law's mother got fed up with her boyfriend and 86d him. He was trying to sweet talk his way back in and told her that he missed her doing his laundry.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 21, 2017 10:02 PM (Nwg0u)

Hah! Words of love. That is some high class sweet talking there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2017 10:03 PM (ycWCI)

24 19
My son-in-law's mother got fed up with her boyfriend and 86d him. He
was trying to sweet talk his way back in and told her that he missed her
doing his laundry.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 21, 2017 10:02 PM (Nwg0u)

Whatta sweet talker.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2017 10:03 PM (Enq6K)

25 My son-in-law's mother got fed up with her boyfriend and 86d him. He was trying to sweet talk his way back in and told her that he missed her doing his laundry.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May




is that a euphemism like tossing his salad?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:03 PM (cPsPa)

26 Chris Wallace is short little cocksucker and an Obama-licking toady.

Little shit has said NOTHING for 8 years after Obama fucked up foreign and domestic policy.

Suddenly he is all interested in what the administration is saying and communicating?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 21, 2017 10:03 PM (Uxokn)

27 Gotta couple of kittuhs in the ole homestead. Sister is out of town so I'm watching the "kids". Maybe I'll take a few pics for the Pet Thread. What's the link for that?

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2017 10:04 PM (+y0MR)

28 OK... folks...

If Electricity comes from Electrons...

Does Morality come from Morons?

Posted by: Don Q. at May 21, 2017 10:04 PM (NgKpN)

29 /Reggie sock


Love the closing Words of Wisdom.

Posted by: logprof at May 21, 2017 10:04 PM (GsAUU)

30 My son-in-law's mother got fed up with her boyfriend and 86d him. He was trying to sweet talk his way back in and told her that he missed her doing his laundry.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May




why does this seem like a scene from alice? did she tell him to kiss her grits?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:04 PM (cPsPa)

31 Evening Horde!

I definitely have the first part of the monk's thought covered.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2017 10:04 PM (tr2D7)

32 I'm off to bed, old and tired here. Will be up in the middle of the night I'm sure
The ONT beckons..

Had a great meeting today on Toys made in In Illinois. Now they're all made in China. Sad.

Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2017 10:05 PM (o/90i)

33
*peruses Wall of Shame*
*buffs nails*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2017 10:05 PM (ZO497)

34 #21: The owner of this website (www.ufunk.net) does not allow hotlinking to
that resource
(/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/selection-du-weekend-244-62.jpg).

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 21, 2017 10:05 PM (i/VQi)

35 Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2017 10:03 PM (U9f86)

Robin no where to be found

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2017 10:06 PM (ZTRlp)

36 It's a code, right?
Posted by: Licolnsire Poacer at May 21, 2017 10:01 PM (EEo2V)

====

That reads like my average shopping list.

Posted by: GOULD at May 21, 2017 10:06 PM (1nOGM)

37 Holy Moron Lifestyles Batman!


Can't say those satin underpants are complimentary for Adam West's package.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2017 10:06 PM (oVJmc)

38 Does Morality come from Morons?
Posted by: Don Q.
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Only by chance.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 21, 2017 10:06 PM (tr2D7)

39 Don't know if anyone remembers or not, but the 3rd Sunday in May is "International Nice Crispy Fried Chicken Day". Enjoy yourselves some nice crispy fried chicken!

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at May 21, 2017 10:06 PM (n3hky)

40 Four names a day, I can do that easy.

Four names a thread.. easy.

Keep the same hash? Impossible.

Posted by: Licolnsire Poacer at May 21, 2017 10:06 PM (EEo2V)

41 I'm off to bed, old and tired here. Will be up in the middle of the night I'm sure
The ONT beckons..

Had a great meeting today on Toys made in In Illinois. Now they're all made in China. Sad.
Posted by: Farmer at May




what does that tell you about the corruption in illinois? there is less in the chicom empire?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:06 PM (cPsPa)

42 watching an episode of this old house. about as gay as little jimmy comeys' hygiene practices. just fucking kill me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 10:07 PM (KP5rU)

43 Finished seasoning the new wok. (Yeah....yeah....a thrill a minute.) But this will be in the kitchen of the home I'll make with my angel, Tengri willing, in'shadilay.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:07 PM (TwwWO)

44 Somebody earlier asked about witchdoktor, and I haven't been on enough to see whether he's been around.

Anyone heard from him?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 21, 2017 10:07 PM (tbOMB)

45 To be old and wise, you must first be young and stoopid, and live to tell the tales.

Posted by: Licolnsire Poacer at May 21, 2017 10:07 PM (EEo2V)

46 Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2017 10:04 PM (+y0MR)

Petmorons at gmail

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2017 10:08 PM (ZTRlp)

47 43 Finished seasoning the new wok. (Yeah....yeah....a thrill a minute.) But this will be in the kitchen of the home I'll make with my angel, Tengri willing, in'shadilay.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:07 PM (TwwWO) ''

A Woka Woka!!!!

Posted by: Fozzie, the Bear at May 21, 2017 10:08 PM (NgKpN)

48 We grow too soon old and too late smart.

(* *)

Posted by: mindful webworker - meatball Moron at May 21, 2017 10:08 PM (hGZJP)

49 I saw a hat with that comment on it today at Roses Express today. Thought about buying it for Mr. H.
We have an anniversary coming up.

Posted by: ALH at May 21, 2017 10:09 PM (Iu5oK)

50 The problem is I am Old but not Wise, just leery.

Posted by: lynndh at May 21, 2017 10:09 PM (DaWUf)

51 Is 2017 the Summer of Hate?

Posted by: Flour Power at May 21, 2017 10:10 PM (IqV8l)

52 On a scale of one to ten, I would rate this ONT as a good B+, mostly.

Posted by: ONT Writer at May 21, 2017 10:10 PM (EEo2V)

53 A Woka Woka!!!!

Posted by: Fozzie, the Bear at May 21, 2017 10:08 PM (NgKpN)

Stay Wok, Brah.

Posted by: Sad Whigger at May 21, 2017 10:10 PM (n3hky)

54 47.

**looks for stir-fried Muppet recipes**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:10 PM (TwwWO)

55 Anyone binge watch The Keepers on Netflix yet?

I did today and I didn't think I could even more pissed and disgusted at the Catholic Church.

I was wrong.

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 21, 2017 10:10 PM (KFYwl)

56 What time is Donald's speech to the Israelis tomorrow?

Posted by: ALH at May 21, 2017 10:10 PM (Iu5oK)

57 Your attention please! Your attention please! Do NOT click on the dump link! Do NOT click on the dump link! That is all.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 21, 2017 10:11 PM (qJhUV)

58 42 watching an episode of this old house. about as gay as little jimmy comeys' hygiene practices. just fucking kill me.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 10:07 PM (KP5rU)

They still doing that? I remember a sketch comedy series from Showtime doing a piece called "This Old Whore House."

Norm clone: "And we installed this lazy Susan weapon rack here under the counter."

Vila clone: "Wow, I have space for my gat, my 9 and my duece deuce."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2017 10:11 PM (ycWCI)

59 46: Thanks!

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2017 10:12 PM (+y0MR)

60 That burger looks tasty.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2017 10:12 PM (sdi6R)

61 Baby pig consuming bacon flavored baby formula...?

CANNIBAL PIG!!

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's the Aporkulypse! at May 21, 2017 10:12 PM (hGZJP)

62 Posted by: ONT Writer at May 21, 2017 10:10 PM (EEo2V)

Ha

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2017 10:12 PM (ZTRlp)

63 Donald is going directly to Israel right from Saudi Arabia? What kind of deal is he bringing the Israelis.

Posted by: Foreign Policy Review at May 21, 2017 10:12 PM (EEo2V)

64 **looks for stir-fried Muppet recipes**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:10 PM (TwwWO)

Frog legs and pork chops?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 21, 2017 10:12 PM (rJUlF)

65 Maybe it was "this old crack house." It has been a while.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2017 10:13 PM (ycWCI)

66 I briefly thought of watching The Keepers, but I didn't want the bad feelings today.

Posted by: Abby at May 21, 2017 10:13 PM (HBU7W)

67 19 My son-in-law's mother got fed up with her boyfriend and 86d him. He was trying to sweet talk his way back in and told her that he missed her doing his laundry.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 21, 2017 10:02 PM (Nwg0u)


Pro tip. Women prefer to be wooed by reference to sammich skills. Sammich skills.

Dunderhead.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 21, 2017 10:13 PM (tbOMB)

68 58; i love it!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 10:13 PM (KP5rU)

69 Not The Bs!!!

Posted by: Nick at May 21, 2017 10:13 PM (XoldI)

70 I laughed at the picture of the lard.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2017 10:13 PM (Rsi2C)

71 Posted by: tu3031 at May 21, 2017 10:11 PM (qJhUV)

Well, now we know who has been naughty and it's a long time til Xmas

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2017 10:13 PM (ZTRlp)

72 That toilets only serve one asshole at a time thing gives me a capital idea: A toilet built for two! The Love Throne.

I better get to the patent office first thing tomorrow.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 10:13 PM (8O3HH)

73 I never got burgers like that. I wanna eat it, not wear it.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 21, 2017 10:14 PM (qJhUV)

74 28 Does Morality come from Morons?
Posted by: Don Q. at May 21, 2017 10:04 PM (NgKpN)


It depends on what kind of morals you're talking about. There are good morals and not quite as good morals.

Howdy, Horde!

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 21, 2017 10:14 PM (nvMvs)

75 Nice to know that Left that was calling a Comey a monster a few weeks ago is outraged that Trump called him a nut.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2017 10:14 PM (oVJmc)

76 O BTW, I've spent 'way too much time today surfing YouTubes. Apparently, so did MisHum.

Who clicked on and watched all the way through every link - show of hands? Ew. No. The other hand.

Posted by: mindful webworker - ThemTuber at May 21, 2017 10:14 PM (hGZJP)

77 Well, now we know who has been naughty and it's a long time til Xmas

Just taking one for the team.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 21, 2017 10:14 PM (qJhUV)

78 has anyone watched the show Animal Kingdom with ellen barkin, the blonde.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:14 PM (cPsPa)

79 64. I like the way you think. Yes - frog's legs and pork, in a red bean sauce.

'Unfortunate Wedding, ' we can call it.

Heh - Simon & Garfunkle's 'Mother & Child Reunion' comes to mind.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:14 PM (TwwWO)

80 Tomorrow will be fun.

Me, an 8 lb. sledgehammer, and what's left of a 25 ft. long, 3 ft. high, 18in. thick, concrete topped, brick landscape wall.

Two months ago, an F-150 landed on top of it, coming to rest on the left side of the truck.

Said truck became airborne due to the impact of an early '90s Honda Civic, piloted by its suicidal driver into the truck at a speed estimated by police accident reconstructors at +/- 80 mph.

Circumventing the details, it's transpired that the HOA did not have insurance in effect on that particular esplanade, as the City did not notify the HOA that it transferred the deed.

So, the HOA will buy the materials, and I'll supply the skill and most of the labor, to finish demolishing what's left of the old wall, and then rebuild its new replacement.

I think I'll actually enjoy my Monday, save for the sweltering heat and humidity.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2017 10:15 PM (v5iqM)

81 to repeat what I said on the previous thread:

others have mentioned, this, but I hope Sessions gets together a grand
jury to look into the Seth Rich matter. If Rich had been connected to
the Repub organization, you know that the Dems would be yelling for a
special prosecutor.

Posted by: mallfly the expert at May 21, 2017 10:15 PM (ILitO)

82 72
I'm sure a Kraut or Japanese pron studio will be able to demonstrate your infringement of their prior art.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:16 PM (TwwWO)

83 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:14 PM (cPsPa)

Yup

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2017 10:17 PM (ZTRlp)

84 Sounds like I should be glad I'm using my tablet which isn't fond of YouTube. Truth be told, I hadn't realized there *were* links until the warning about the dump.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 21, 2017 10:17 PM (sEDyY)

85 We grow too soon old and too late smart.

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My daughter's boy friend told her you can be a bitch but don't be a dumb bitch because then you're a dumb bitch. Maybe Confucius said it first.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 21, 2017 10:17 PM (Nwg0u)

86 It was "This Old House Party." Evidently it was HBO and it was a metal detector instead of a lazy susan. Still funny.

Could not be made today.

http://tinyurl.com/l5p9tkz

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2017 10:18 PM (ycWCI)

87 Yup
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May




recommend it?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:18 PM (cPsPa)

88 I wonder how fast Trump had Comeys office cleaned out when he fired him. Hope he put his personal stuff in a box and pushed it into the hall in an office chair

Posted by: Mortimer-Finish Her! at May 21, 2017 10:18 PM (wSECU)

89 Prebius is coming home early. They really need to get rid of him and put in a shark, that will put the place in order. I dont think it leaking as badly as the MFM is trying to tell everyone, but Trump really needs some order at home.

Posted by: Abby at May 21, 2017 10:19 PM (HBU7W)

90 That toilets only serve one asshole at a time thing gives me a capital idea: A toilet built for two! The Love Throne.

I better get to the patent office first thing tomorrow.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 10:13 PM (8O3HH)

That idea stinks.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at May 21, 2017 10:19 PM (T71PA)

91 So, the HOA will buy the materials, and I'll supply
the skill and most of the labor, to finish demolishing what's left of
the old wall, and then rebuild its new replacement.



I think I'll actually enjoy my Monday, save for the sweltering heat and humidity.







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX





Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2017 10:15 PM (v5iqM)

Sounds like fun!

Posted by: Mimzey at May 21, 2017 10:19 PM (n3hky)

92 Some are born old and wise, others are red diaper babies and stay progressive and stupid until their bitter death. Most choose a path early on towards the light or the dark. Bottom line is you are someone who wants to control others, you want someone to control you because you have a weak spirit, or you just want to live free from dicates of the other sonsabitches.

Posted by: colfax mingo at May 21, 2017 10:19 PM (FLjWH)

93 48 We grow too soon old and too late smart.

(* *)
Posted by: mindful webworker - meatball Moron at May 21, 2017 10:08 PM (hGZJP)

--Si jeunesse savait, si vieillesse pouvait

And with that bummer thought, I'm of to read and then to bed.

Good night, good Horde.

Posted by: logprof at May 21, 2017 10:19 PM (GsAUU)

94 Too much goopy stuff on the burger. Older I get, the fewer condiments I like on a burger. Years ago, I would drool over one of those deals with all of the stuff oozing and dripping. Now: 1 condiment max. But I've come to appreciate quality. Great meat and bun can greatly outweigh all of the add-ons.

One of the best burgers I ever had didn't even have cheese. Just fresh-ground meat, great bun and a slice of onion.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 21, 2017 10:20 PM (oAY8z)

95 67; yeah, every woman i've ever met is really into sammich skills. i always figured she dated most of the kennedys' and ran. far fucking away. then i lit a doobie and thaked god for redeeming me from keeping horse inbreeding off my conscious.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 10:20 PM (KP5rU)

96 you know, my concept of Miley is something of a cross between ellen barkin in oceans 13 and young hot helen mirren, only younger, hotter, and blonder.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:20 PM (cPsPa)

97 Is, "Candy Man," about Sammy Davis Jr's cocaine connection?

Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2017 10:20 PM (XoldI)

98 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:18 PM (cPsPa)

Not bad, not great

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2017 10:20 PM (ZTRlp)

99 Don't knock the lard. I have started using it for the few things I fry and the taste is 1,000% different in a good way.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2017 10:21 PM (r+MfR)

100 That toilets only serve one asshole at a time thing gives me a capital idea: A toilet built for two! The Love Throne.

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Maxine Waters is so full of shit she needs two assholes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 21, 2017 10:21 PM (Nwg0u)

101 Evening all.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 21, 2017 10:21 PM (uIIkI)

102 Heh....if, in my youth, I'd known what I've learned as a nearly-29-year old, well, let's just say I'd have been a far more effective lech.

;-)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:21 PM (TwwWO)

103 That toilets only serve one asshole at a time thing gives me a capital idea: A toilet built for two! The Love Throne.

I think SNL did that bit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2017 10:22 PM (oVJmc)

104 For years, I'd thought the expression "tossing the salad" referred to the practice of going for another round on already soddened mish, because of the sound...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 10:22 PM (e9G8E)

105 So, the HOA will buy the materials, and I'll supply
the skill and most of the labor, to finish demolishing what's left of
the old wall, and then rebuild its new replacement.



I think I'll actually enjoy my Monday, save for the sweltering heat and humidity.







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX





so have you ordered one of those concrete pumper trucks, with the boom pump?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:22 PM (cPsPa)

106 I don't eat that rubbery cheese that most restaurants put on their burgers. Always gives me gas.

Plus the texture is just icky.

Posted by: ALH at May 21, 2017 10:22 PM (Iu5oK)

107 Careful with the garbage dump link unless you like Yoko Ono.

I'm not sure whether Yoko is "singing" or Lennon is skinning a live cat on stage.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 21, 2017 10:23 PM (nvMvs)

108 Not bad, not great
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May




then I will record it and fast forward through it, or watch it in the gym.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:23 PM (cPsPa)

109 Man in critical condition after trying to French kiss a rattlesnake.

Posted by: Bruno T at May 21, 2017 10:23 PM (Bc1aB)

110 My son-in-law's mother got fed up with her boyfriend and 86d him. He was trying to sweet talk his way back in and told her that he missed her doing his laundry.
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Oh, I can easily beat that.

Last week I had an encounter with a former friend at work, and tried, after 7 months of not talking, to at least be cordial. It went badly.

First, he told me how much he missed talking to me. Then immediately launched into alaundry list of Every Single Perceived Imaginary Wrong that I have done to him, because he is Always the Victim.

Strangely enough, I do not miss the Constant Drama.

Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 10:23 PM (BPeNq)

111 63 Donald is going directly to Israel right from Saudi Arabia? What kind of deal is he bringing the Israelis.
Posted by: Foreign Policy Review at May 21, 2017 10:12 PM (EEo2V)



Louise Mensch says that it is a visit from Marshall SCOTUS informing him of Impeachment from SCOTUS.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 21, 2017 10:23 PM (1JnAL)

112 The same comedy sketch team also did a "This old Whore house". This is a longer segment of the show. This Old Whore house starts at 2:24. Also, this one is NSFW (Boobs.)

http://tinyurl.com/lpz753g

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2017 10:23 PM (ycWCI)

113 Ol' Maxine Waters. Kerosene Maxine. Aunt Esther.

That was one of Ted Baxter's high crimes, wasn't it, making some crack about Kerosene Maxine's looks. Ainsley Earhardt scolded him and told him Kerosene Maxine was "beautiful". With a straight face.

Of course, she's that type.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 10:23 PM (8O3HH)

114 The satellite radio on the Ford F150 now has a Beatles channel.

Posted by: ALH at May 21, 2017 10:24 PM (Iu5oK)

115 Lard.
Its what's for dinner.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 21, 2017 10:24 PM (MINbv)

116 I learned a big lesson at a young age.

Posted by: Michael Brown at May 21, 2017 10:24 PM (bc2Lc)

117 Confucius say happiness formula is to walk a rocky road greased with alcohol and candy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 21, 2017 10:24 PM (Nwg0u)

118 Somewhere out there in the real world, there is a Waffle House Fry Cook, just waiting to fry me steak and eggs and hash browns.

Posted by: Hungry Man at May 21, 2017 10:24 PM (EEo2V)

119 A toilet built for two!

You've never heard of a two-holer outhouse? Just for you-- an oldie but goodie Leroy Pullins ballad: "The Interstate Is Coming Through My Outhouse"-- two-holer reference at 1:33--

http://tinyurl.com/l5jgdnu

The kind of bathroom humor just made for the HQ.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 21, 2017 10:24 PM (3C9q2)

120 Lard for pie crust or flour tortillas. There is no substitute.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2017 10:24 PM (89T5c)

121 Now I remember what I wanted to ask the Food Thread. Saw a reference to some sort of "air fryer" (no idea how it works) and was wondering if the Horde had any experience.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 21, 2017 10:24 PM (sEDyY)

122 Also, "Bacon Baby" looks like an ice cream tub.

Not only want licorice ice cream, but now I want bacon ice cream as well.

/well duh, of course the bacon ice cream in the main course.

Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 10:25 PM (BPeNq)

123 For years, I'd thought the expression "tossing the salad" referred to the practice of going for another round on already soddened mish, because of the sound...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 10:22 PM (e9G8E)

=====

Eddie Murphy clued me into that one back in the eighties.

Posted by: GOULD at May 21, 2017 10:25 PM (1nOGM)

124 Evening, Horde. One less day.

And if I could do it all over again...I wouldn't.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 10:25 PM (0mRoj)

125 Country Boy, Son says thanks for the job requirement info and has written down the websites you mentioned.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 21, 2017 10:26 PM (sEDyY)

126 >> I think SNL did that bit

There is truly new nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 10:26 PM (8O3HH)

127 Now I remember what I wanted to ask the Food Thread. Saw a reference to some sort of "air fryer" (no idea how it works) and was wondering if the Horde had any experience.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May



well, the are pretty dangerous. would not use one unless you had one of those proximity fire suits. seriously, you have frying air all around you. really dangerous

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:26 PM (cPsPa)

128 >> For years, I'd thought the expression "tossing
>> the salad" referred....

Call me.

Posted by: Hope Solo at May 21, 2017 10:27 PM (8O3HH)

129 Another "Beer" song for your consideration:

https://youtu.be/AOiyksNlrY0

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 21, 2017 10:00 PM (rJUlF)

Of course the time does come to switch to whiskey. Here's Corb Lund to give you the low-down:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TijIWdtZnlI

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2017 10:27 PM (0deF2)

130 My air fryer works pretty good. A lot healthier than oil.

It's just not the same, though.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2017 10:28 PM (89T5c)

131 For years, I'd thought the expression "tossing
>> the salad" referred....

Call me.
Posted by: Hope Solo at May




google it!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:28 PM (cPsPa)

132 Now I remember what I wanted to ask the Food Thread. Saw a reference to some sort of "air fryer" (no idea how it works) and was wondering if the Horde had any experience.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette


I've seen them on the 'river' site. The look interesting but it's hard to justify the cost.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2017 10:28 PM (udajc)

133 google "tossing salad in an air fryer while wearing a fat apron"

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:29 PM (cPsPa)

134 89 Prebius is coming home early. They really need to get rid of him and put in a shark, that will put the place in order. I dont think it leaking as badly as the MFM is trying to tell everyone, but Trump really needs some order at home.
Posted by: Abby at May 21, 2017 10:19 PM (HBU7W)


They have no control over the leaks, and that is what the Dems want.

The leaks are coming from Dem holdovers that are still in place because the Dems are dragging their feet on their confirmations.

It's the same thing they did to Bush back in 2001 until September 12th.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 21, 2017 10:29 PM (1JnAL)

135 97
Is, "Candy Man," about Sammy Davis Jr's cocaine connection?


Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2017 10:20 PM (XoldI)

No..it's about my observation of it.

Posted by: Rev Gary Davis at May 21, 2017 10:29 PM (n3hky)

136 104 For years, I'd thought the expression "tossing the salad" referred to the practice of going for another round on already soddened mish, because of the sound...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 10:22 PM (e9G8E)


I still don't know what it means in the context of the comments on this site but I'm darn sure not going to Google it.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 21, 2017 10:29 PM (nvMvs)

137 For years, I'd thought the expression "tossing
>> the salad" referred....

Call me.
Posted by: Hope Solo at May




google it!
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:28 PM (cPsPa)


urbandictionary.com

Posted by: Hungry Man at May 21, 2017 10:29 PM (EEo2V)

138 @130

Agreed. People always ask about my air fryer.

Yes, it gets things crisp, but....just doesn't taste the same.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 21, 2017 10:30 PM (smD62)

139 hope solo. when her parents named her they were intending to say, "you have only one hope."

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:30 PM (cPsPa)

140 Went to a showing of Young Frankenstein at NJPAC.



Mel Brooks came out and did an hour QA after.



One of the funniest hours ever.



Interviewer: Mel what's your secret to a long life?



Mel: Don't die.



Brilliant.


Posted by: Kreplach at May 21, 2017 10:30 PM (9A6UB)

141 132. If Tengri had intended for Man to fry in the air, he'd have given us a peanut oil atmosphere.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:30 PM (TwwWO)

142 I've seen them on the 'river' site. The look interesting but it's hard to justify the cost.





Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2017 10:28 PM (udajc)

I'm looking at it to help produce more nice crispy fried chicken!

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at May 21, 2017 10:30 PM (n3hky)

143 >>Maxine Waters is so full of shit she needs two assholes.

Cummings and Sharpton?

Posted by: Aviator at May 21, 2017 10:30 PM (/Nite)

144 I would settle for old and less stupid.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2017 10:31 PM (Ph66j)

145 104 For years, I'd thought the expression "tossing the salad" referred to the practice of going for another round on already soddened mish, because of the sound...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 10:22 PM (e9G8E)

You're about an inch-and-a-half off.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 10:31 PM (0mRoj)

146 130
My air fryer works pretty good. A lot healthier than oil.



It's just not the same, though.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2017 10:28 PM (89T5c)

Depends on what oil you're using. Canola or Vegetable...yeah, anything is healthier than those.

But if you use coconut or avocado oil or even butter, then no. Those are good for you.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2017 10:32 PM (Enq6K)

147 You really should type something.





Something

Posted by: Hap N. Stance at May 21, 2017 10:32 PM (EEo2V)

148 It's just not the same, though.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2017 10:28 PM (89T5c)

I wondered about that. I like fried food as long as it isn't too "heavy" but hate frying because of the smell, and a tendency to clumsiness that leads to pain. If it isn't really close to real fried there probably isn't much point.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 21, 2017 10:32 PM (sEDyY)

149 So, the HOA will buy the materials, and I'll supply the skill and most of the labor, to finish demolishing what's left of the old wall, and then rebuild its new replacement.

I think I'll actually enjoy my Monday, save for the sweltering heat and humidity.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2017 10:15 PM (v5iqM)

Perhaps the HOA could be persuaded to provide a pair of comely young ladies in bikinis to fan you and spray you with cool water mist as required.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2017 10:32 PM (0deF2)

150 >> You're about an inch-and-a-half off.

Tain't nothing.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 10:32 PM (8O3HH)

151 Mmmmm, stuff that will kill you. Yummy.

Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2017 10:33 PM (sBOL1)

152 Here is the "News of the Week" compilation of the news.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=13493

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2017 10:33 PM (vBeA5)

153 A Woka Woka!!!!
Posted by: Fozzie

******

Late to the Food Thread - a limerick

If you know enough to comment on a blog
It's as easy as a-fallin' off a log
If you want to get down to it
I can show you how to do it
C'mon let me show you how to wok the dog!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2017 10:33 PM (wPiJc)

154 A co-worker has an air fryer. If I understand correctly, it uses the oil already in the food.

Don't see how that works for many food, but OK...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 21, 2017 10:33 PM (rJUlF)

155 Country Boy, Son says thanks for the job requirement info and has written down the websites you mentioned.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 21, 2017 10:26 PM (sEDyY)

Please tell him I said he's very welcome and best of luck!

Posted by: Country Boy at May 21, 2017 10:34 PM (uIIkI)

156 Depends on what oil you're using. Canola or Vegetable...yeah, anything is healthier than those.

But if you use coconut or avocado oil or even butter, then no. Those are good for you.
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2017 10:32 PM (Enq6K)

10 W 30

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 10:34 PM (0mRoj)

157 regarding "tossing salad", who the fuck makes this stuff up? there was a day I assumed it meant using a large wooden fork and a large wooden spoon taken off my grandmothers dining room wall to move salsd around in a bowl; really large, like three feet each. but then I clicked on a link and well, now I am encouraging others to google the same. fucking internets.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:34 PM (cPsPa)

158 google it!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:35 PM (cPsPa)

159 153. Dammit!

One - my angel's not Korean.
Two - dog meat needs to be braised....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:35 PM (TwwWO)

160 Flounder and whoever else was asking about Witchdoktor - He posted on Friday's art thread, I think it was post #157 (I'm on my phone and can't easily find it) after he made his call. He sounded much better. He got some good advice and was going to follow up.

Just keep him in your prayers.

Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2017 10:36 PM (sBOL1)

161 Ugggggggh. My side is sucking right now.

Let's just say in about a week none of ya'll will want to be in the general vicinity of me.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 21, 2017 10:36 PM (smD62)

162 I remember having those giant spoon and fork on our wall too

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 21, 2017 10:36 PM (kufk0)

163 Good night all.

Although we are the true American, and will prevail; work those Plan Bs. We may need them. PPPPP. And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2017 10:36 PM (u82oZ)

164 Rule 34

It it exists, there is porn of it.
The 'net and 4 billion people have left nothing unexplored.

Posted by: Parliamentarian at May 21, 2017 10:37 PM (EEo2V)

165 161 Ugggggggh. My side is sucking right now.

Let's just say in about a week none of ya'll will want to be in the general vicinity of me.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 21, 2017 10:36 PM (smD62)

Planning to binge eat Taco Bell all week?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2017 10:37 PM (ycWCI)

166 161 Ugggggggh. My side is sucking right now

Parasitic twin?

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 10:38 PM (0mRoj)

167 157; holy fuck! i thought i was old and shit. eat organic!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 10:38 PM (KP5rU)

168 133 google "tossing salad in an air fryer while wearing a fat apron"
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:29 PM (cPsPa)

I have a feeling that will break the iPad

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2017 10:38 PM (ZTRlp)

169 regarding "tossing salad", who the fuck makes this stuff up?
*****
Same person who came up with "teabagging." Was that ever a thing or a word until the Tea Party was formed? I had never heard of it.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2017 10:38 PM (Rsi2C)

170 157 regarding "tossing salad", who the fuck makes this stuff up? there was a day I assumed it meant using a large wooden fork and a large wooden spoon taken off my grandmothers dining room wall to move salsd around in a bowl; really large, like three feet each. but then I clicked on a link and well, now I am encouraging others to google the same. fucking internets.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:34 PM (cPsPa)


Never did understand assplay.

I about knocked the front teeth of an ex-girlfriend out one night when she was blowing me and shoved a finger up my ass.

Homey definitely don't play that game.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 21, 2017 10:38 PM (1JnAL)

171

We've got the giant fork and spoon in our kitchen, but I ain't tossing Marie's salad.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 21, 2017 10:39 PM (8O3HH)

172 My side is sucking right now.

Let's just say in about a week none of ya'll will want to be in the general vicinity of me.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May




you should know that you are placing great demands on the good nature of the horde to float these gimp pitched softballs out there and expect them to go unmolested. nay, un-sodomized.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:39 PM (cPsPa)

173 ... young and stupid and survived it !

I vote for all of the above-illustrated and bid a good night to all my fellow Hordelings.

Seeya inna mornin' !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 21, 2017 10:39 PM (KGH7Z)

174 you know pixy does not recognize sodomised with an s, it recognizes the z only.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:40 PM (cPsPa)

175 I remember having those giant spoon and fork on our wall too
Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 21, 2017 10:36 PM (kufk0)

======

After my Mom passed we pulled those and some mounted plates off the kitchen wall. There was perfectly outlined new looking wallpaper under the areas.

Posted by: GOULD at May 21, 2017 10:41 PM (1nOGM)

176 174 you know pixy does not recognize sodomised with an s, it recognizes the z only.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:40 PM (cPsPa)

Zodomized? That'z a thing?

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 10:41 PM (0mRoj)

177 176. Yep. That's when Zod - the day-walker - does it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:42 PM (TwwWO)

178 169 regarding "tossing salad", who the fuck makes this stuff up?
*****
Same person who came up with "teabagging." Was that ever a thing or a word until the Tea Party was formed? I had never heard of it.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2017 10:38 PM (Rsi2C)

I had heard it in gaming circles before then. Usually it was FPS death match type games where when someone killed the other player, they then crouched on their head/corpse for that added bit of humiliation.

*The More You Know graphic*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2017 10:42 PM (ycWCI)

179 Same person who came up with "teabagging." Was that ever a thing or a word until the Tea Party was formed? I had never heard of it.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2017 10:38 PM (Rsi2C)


It was. That is why all the lefties on TV were giggling when they called them "Teabaggers".

I even had friends calling them that and snickering.

As I always told them, you are either a teabagger or a teabaggee, and I'm happier being a teabagger.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 21, 2017 10:42 PM (1JnAL)

180 Oh God, I'm number one on the wall of shame.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 10:42 PM (0mRoj)

181 10 W 30

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 10:34 PM (0mRoj)

Dinner at Insomniacs! He'll rotate your tires too.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2017 10:43 PM (Enq6K)

182 Zodomized? That'z a thing?

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 10:41 PM (0mRoj)

Zod would have you believe that, I'll bet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2017 10:43 PM (0deF2)

183 140 Went to a showing of Young Frankenstein at NJPAC.
Mel Brooks came out and did an hour QA after.
One of the funniest hours ever.
Interviewer: Mel what's your secret to a long life?
Mel: Don't die.
Brilliant.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 21, 2017 10:30 PM (9A6UB)

------------------------------------

Mel Brooks was at the Chicago Theatre last year with that movie & the Q&A afterwards, I thought about going BUT the year before that I went to an evening with John Cleese - which was seriously expensive - and he revealed himself to be a virtue-signaling liberal twit as the Monty Pythons might say.

What was amazing was that he kinda tap-danced around the fact that there are parts of Great Britain that no longer feel British (his words) but he's too invested in being the right kind of person not a deplorable who holds the wrong sorts of opinions.


Posted by: Boots at May 21, 2017 10:43 PM (EBwPV)

184 168; need any more beansnappers stories? would kind of take the edge off salad tossing. ha,ha.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 10:43 PM (KP5rU)

185 Puddingcupper.

Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2017 10:43 PM (XoldI)

186 180. And you're a no-good, non-content-reading reprobate.

So, you're in good company.

**breaks out the good vodka for his amigo**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:44 PM (TwwWO)

187

I don't get "tossing salad" either. I'm trying to remember when I first learned this meaning.

Now, "teabagging" is sort of descriptive, so it makes sense, but the tossing salad thing doesn't.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 10:44 PM (8O3HH)

188 you know, my concept of Miley is something of a
cross between ellen barkin in oceans 13 and young hot helen mirren, only
younger, hotter, and blonder.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:20 PM (cPsPa)

Why, thank you, Y5.
(but I'm a brunette)

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 10:44 PM (tHwdc)

189 Never did understand assplay.

I about knocked the front teeth of an ex-girlfriend out one night when she was blowing me and shoved a finger up my ass.

Homey definitely don't play that game.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May




have a friend who is about 70. we were sitting on the deck at his place after drinking a really good scotch and having a great cigar. somewhere around the third scotch he starts telling me about how his new wife was giving him the greatest blow job ever and then she shoved her finger up his ass and he well went over the moon. practically wasted half a glass of scotch.

it is like having r lee ermey tell you that

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:45 PM (cPsPa)

190 What it do Horde?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 10:45 PM (/cEXt)

191 181 10 W 30

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 10:34 PM (0mRoj)

Dinner at Insomniacs! He'll rotate your tires too.
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2017 10:43 PM (Enq6K)

I'm not touching any of y'all's lug nuts.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 10:45 PM (0mRoj)

192 182. Yep. That whole 'kneel before Zod' thing - what did people THINK he was talking about?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:45 PM (TwwWO)

193 od would have you believe that, I'll bet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May


heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:45 PM (cPsPa)

194 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:45 PM (cPsPa)

lmao

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 10:46 PM (/cEXt)

195 I was playing the video game Dynasty Warriors late last night, and stumbled across something interesting. Apparently the old Chinese novel Romance of the Three Kingdoms reveals that before he became Prince of Eternia, He Man was one of the lesser leaders in the Yellow Turban Revolt that set the stage for the Three Kingdoms era in China.

Posted by: junior at May 21, 2017 10:46 PM (deapv)

196 Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 10:43 PM (KP5rU)

Or the old paradise club

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2017 10:46 PM (ZTRlp)

197
I just love a good milking with a prostate massage.

Posted by: Sheppy Smith at May 21, 2017 10:46 PM (8O3HH)

198 187 I don't get "tossing salad" either. I'm trying to remember when I first learned this meaning.

Now, "teabagging" is sort of descriptive, so it makes sense, but the tossing salad thing doesn't.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 10:44 PM (8O3HH)


Not to me either. But unlike you, I would take no step whatsoever that would lead me closer to an explanation.

Posted by: Splunge at May 21, 2017 10:47 PM (iMxBJ)

199 somebody find OM and tell him he has to find this bookstore and feature it some Sunday. OK, it might be a video store, but:

They are French, and they HATE people with astigmatism and depth perception issues.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/lz6pdft

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2017 10:47 PM (mkDpn)

200 The Wall of Fame shows your weekly contribution to the blog.

Be proud of your accomplishments. Competition for the few valuable prizes is fierce. First prize is an all expense paid trip to Peruvia with the super model of your choice.

Posted by: HQ Statistician at May 21, 2017 10:47 PM (EEo2V)

201 186 180. And you're a no-good, non-content-reading reprobate.

So, you're in good company.

**breaks out the good vodka for his amigo**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:44 PM (TwwWO)

Heh.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 10:47 PM (0mRoj)

202 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at May 21, 2017 10:47 PM (TRzoP)

203 well this has taken an interesting turn

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 21, 2017 10:47 PM (oAY8z)

204 @183 What was amazing was that he kinda tap-danced around the fact that there are parts of Great Britain that no longer feel British (his words) but he's too invested in being the right kind of person not a deplorable who holds the wrong sorts of opinions.
----------------------

Plus, if you point that out, you're instantly shunned by society at large. Because you're obviously a racist.

Oh, and truth isn't an absolute defense against libel and slander in the UK (or even most of Europe) like it is in the US.

Posted by: junior at May 21, 2017 10:48 PM (deapv)

205 Tossed Salad. First heard it on an HBO reality prizon show in the late ninety'z.

Posted by: gNewt at May 21, 2017 10:48 PM (Bc1aB)

206 Deja vu is sooo good!

Posted by: LASue at May 21, 2017 10:49 PM (CLKfs)

207 189; well, yeah, i hate it when that happens.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 10:49 PM (KP5rU)

208 First prize is an all expense paid trip to Peruvia with the super model of your choice.

I wish. At least I could enjoy the resort while she's off banging Harley McBadboy.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj)

209 Go Celtics wooooo!

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 21, 2017 10:49 PM (smD62)

210 Posted by: HQ Statistician at May 21, 2017 10:47 PM (EEo2V)

Amy Schumer it is

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 21, 2017 10:49 PM (ZTRlp)

211 Posted by: gNewt at May 21, 2017 10:48 PM (Bc1aB)

Oz?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 10:49 PM (/cEXt)

212 @183

Mel was the anti-SJW.

The stories he told.

If you get the opportunity to see it you should.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 21, 2017 10:49 PM (AH6uc)

213 you know, my concept of Miley is something of a
cross between ellen barkin in oceans 13 and young hot helen mirren, only
younger, hotter, and blonder.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:20 PM (cPsPa)

Why, thank you, Y5.
(but I'm a brunette)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May




no sweat. left off, naughtier and in more desperate need of a spanking.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:49 PM (cPsPa)

214 I was at this sushi restaurant recently, and the waiter claimed that good clear booze is all about the water, and that if I put some vodka through my Brita pitcher, I would be amazed at the result.

Good thing I don't have a Brita pitcher, because I would definitely have tried it out, and ruined a perfectly good filter, and lost whatever alcohol was trapped in it forever. But if you try it, post something.

Posted by: Splunge at May 21, 2017 10:50 PM (iMxBJ)

215 I was playing the video game Dynasty Warriors late last night, and stumbled across something interesting. Apparently the old Chinese novel Romance of the Three Kingdoms reveals that before he became Prince of Eternia, He Man was one of the lesser leaders in the Yellow Turban Revolt that set the stage for the Three Kingdoms era in China.

Posted by: junior at May



is that the one with joan collins?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:51 PM (cPsPa)

216 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:49 PM (cPsPa)

Pretty good composition

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 10:51 PM (/cEXt)

217 To be old and stupid, you must have a head injury. I got mine during my hair transplant!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 21, 2017 10:51 PM (iMxBJ)

218 Oz?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 10:49 PM (/cEXt)
*************************************

Yeah.

Posted by: gNewt at May 21, 2017 10:53 PM (Bc1aB)

219 And I had forgotten how hot Teri Garr and Madeline Kahn were.

Holy Moly.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 21, 2017 10:53 PM (AH6uc)

220 I about knocked the front teeth of an ex-girlfriend out one night when she was blowing me and shoved a finger up my ass.

Homey definitely don't play that game.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 21, 2017 10:38 PM (1JnAL)

If this doesn't qualify as TMI, what does????

Posted by: Country Boy at May 21, 2017 10:53 PM (D2vc1)

221 Posted by: gNewt at May 21, 2017 10:53 PM (Bc1aB)

I enjoyed that show. I thought it was well written if unrealistic.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 10:54 PM (/cEXt)

222 no sweat. left off, naughtier and in more desperate need of a spanking.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:49 PM (cPsPa)



Pish. Everyone knows that Miley is a pure Girl Scout, nothing less.

It's just that her sash is loaded up with PG-13, R and X Merit Badges.

/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2017 10:54 PM (v5iqM)

223 171 We've got the giant fork and spoon in our kitchen, but I ain't tossing Marie's salad.
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 21, 2017 10:39 PM (8O3HH)


Heh. That was the first thing that came to my mind, too. The second thing I thought of was the identical plaster of Paris giant knife and fork my parents had hanging on their wall for a couple of decades.

My parents could have played Frank and Marie without having to take acting lessons. All they had to do was Act Naturally.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 21, 2017 10:54 PM (nvMvs)

224 when I was in college one of our friends, not my friend but my friends friend, named larry, he was a dope, came back after a date one morning and shared his story about how he got a blow job with a finger shoved up his ass. biggest mistake he ever made in college. before he finished the story someone yelled out "hey everybody, larry gont fingered last night!"

henceforth he was larry the guy that got fingered.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:54 PM (cPsPa)

225 Yes, Google does say that filtering cheap vodka through a Brita improves the taste.

Posted by: AlChE, American Institute of Chemical Engineers at May 21, 2017 10:55 PM (EEo2V)

226 My employer would like a word with you.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 21, 2017 10:55 PM (IDPbH)

227 Pretty good composition
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May




heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:56 PM (cPsPa)

228 Tossed Salad. First heard it on an HBO reality prizon show in the late ninety'z.
Posted by: gNewt at May 21, 2017 10:48 PM (Bc1aB)
******
This confirms my theory that Hollyweird started this tossing salad nonsense. I bet some writers decided to throw in that phrase in a scene and define it for the viewing audience to see if it would be repeated and become part of the dirty slang lexicon

Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2017 10:56 PM (Rsi2C)

229 uuuuumh, fuck this. really?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 10:56 PM (KP5rU)

230 no sweat. left off, naughtier and in more desperate need of a spanking.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:49 PM (cPsPa)


I'm a bad pussycat, it's true ;-)

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 10:57 PM (tHwdc)

231 Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2017 10:54 PM (v5iqM)

*high fives*

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 10:57 PM (/cEXt)

232 It's just that her sash is loaded up with PG-13, R and X Merit Badges.

/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May




hey, those cookies aren't going to sell themselves.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:57 PM (cPsPa)

233 @215 is that the one with joan collins?
------------------

Yeah. It's a video game based off of the final episode - except this time, the cast members settle their various disputes with guns.

Posted by: junior at May 21, 2017 10:57 PM (deapv)

234 225 Yes, Google does say that filtering cheap vodka through a Brita improves the taste.
Posted by: AlChE, American Institute of Chemical Engineers


Worked OK on Sid. Charcoal for aquarium filters is cheaper, though.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 21, 2017 10:57 PM (di1hb)

235 That was my entry for the proposed gay bar to be built next to the proposed 9/11 mosque.

Tossed Saladin

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 21, 2017 10:58 PM (IDPbH)

236
Yeah. It's a video game based off of the final episode - except this time, the cast members settle their various disputes with guns.

Posted by: junior at May




Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:58 PM (cPsPa)

237 214. There's something to that, of course. And the care taken in the distilling.

I've combined grain alcohol with distilled water - a 'General Ripper,' I called it - and found it decent. But a good vodka - not spendy, not fancy, but good - still beats it hollow

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:59 PM (TwwWO)

238 It's just that her sash is loaded up with PG-13, R and X Merit Badges.



/snrk







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2017 10:54 PM (v5iqM)

I have a lot of merit badges, Jim ;-)

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 10:59 PM (tHwdc)

239

I couldn't remember the details of Frank and Marie's fork and spoon, other than it was funny, so I looked it up.

They got them as a wedding gift. Both of them hated it -- Marie said they had "no nuance" -- but got in an argument about who would return it. Marie stormed out, and Frank then nailed the spoon to the kitchen wall.

Marie's retort was to nail the fork up, higher than the spoon. So she won. Debra convinces her to take them down, but she can't because the imprint has been made in the wall paper over all those years.

Interestingly, they had continuity problems, because in some previous episodes, the spoon was higher than the fork. They must've had to rebuild the set, and that little detail slipped through.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 10:59 PM (8O3HH)

240 One - my angel's not Korean.

Two - dog meat needs to be braised....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 10:35 PM (TwwWO)


I was informed by an elderly Korean woman that her family did not eat dog, because they were Buddhists.

So does your fiance's sole use of the oven to store pans in? I'm beginning to think it is genetic for first generation immigrants from Asia.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2017 11:00 PM (mkDpn)

241 I enjoyed that show. I thought it was well written if unrealistic.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May
******
A friend recommended Oz as a show he thought I would like. Now, I'm disturbed by this if there is salad tossing involved in the storyline

Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2017 11:00 PM (Rsi2C)

242 "That toilets only serve one asshole at a time thing gives me a capital idea: A toilet built for two! The Love Throne. "

Actually they already have those, mostly in Europe.
Side by side toilets with a common paper dispenser. No walls or other separation.
My wife and I have used them before, but we decided it was a little too personal.

Posted by: navybrat at May 21, 2017 11:01 PM (w7KSn)

243 240. Heh...they do. They're like Mexicans in that regard.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 11:01 PM (TwwWO)

244 Perhaps the HOA could be persuaded to provide a pair of comely young ladies in bikinis to fan you and spray you with cool water mist as required.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2017 10:32 PM


You want comely young ladies in bikinis spraying you with cool mist.
You'll settle for former Fox News hostesses.
You'll get Lena with a mankini-if-you're-lucky spraying you with warm beer.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 21, 2017 11:01 PM (DMUuz)

245 SAS sniper 'shot an ISIS jihadi dead from 1.5miles away' ... bullet took 3 seconds to reach target. _Daily Mail

Posted by: gNewt at May 21, 2017 11:01 PM (Bc1aB)

246 pretty sure the whole salad tossing thing started on sesame street when bob an luis and maria were palying strip poker and luis lost all his money so he need some way to work it off. he was not sure what to do then he said, hey elmo showed me this new thing the other day.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:02 PM (cPsPa)

247 Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2017 11:00 PM (Rsi2C)

Lotta homo shit. I mean A LOT and it's sorta jarring if you dig Chris Meloni from Law and Order.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 11:02 PM (/cEXt)

248 244. .....and that ain't beer.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 11:02 PM (TwwWO)

249 Tossed Salad. First heard it on an HBO reality prizon show in the late ninety'z.

Chris Rock addressed this in one of his HBO
specials, saying that inmates did this in prison.

Then he said, "if I had to choose between
tossing a salad or getting the electric chair,
I'd say "so where do we plug the chair in ? "

"Shouldn't I be wet ?"

Posted by: JT at May 21, 2017 11:03 PM (zPCWd)

250 I'm too drunk to solve the pictogram. Can someone help me out?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 21, 2017 11:04 PM (vRcUp)

251 Hillary Clinton: Nacho President.

Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2017 11:05 PM (XoldI)

252 238. For the record - I've got dibs on any spanking of Miley. Called it last week, when she confessed to being a bad, bad, wicked, naughty girl over something or other. Clear to me she was a-hankering for a-spankering.

Heh....I shall call her 'Zoot.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 11:06 PM (TwwWO)

253

Prison slang would make sense. That is ringing a bell about the context I first heard it, but damned if I can remember.

Hears hoping Anthony Wiener (ant knee wee-nuh) does hard time and has to toss a few salads of Bubba, his new cellmate.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 11:06 PM (8O3HH)

254
160 Flounder and whoever else was asking about Witchdoktor - He posted on Friday's art thread, I think it was post #157 (I'm on my phone and can't easily find it) after he made his call. He sounded much better. He got some good advice and was going to follow up.

Just keep him in your prayers.

Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2017 10:36 PM (sBOL1)







He was on yesterday as well. Sounded pretty good, all things considered (at least to my ears....errr, eyes). Was grateful for Teh Horde having his back, and was working on getting whole again.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2017 11:06 PM (quw2O)

255 250; call eleanor.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 11:06 PM (KP5rU)

256 I am Zoot

Posted by: Zoot at May 21, 2017 11:08 PM (IqV8l)

257 In three seconds, a bullet will drop about 128 feet... Quite a shot!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 11:08 PM (e9G8E)

258 For the record - I've got dibs on any spanking of Miley. Called it last week, when she confessed to being a bad, bad, wicked, naughty girl over something or other. Clear to me she was a-hankering for a-spankering.

Heh....I shall call her 'Zoot.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May




get in line brother. I have been doling out spankings since before I was encouraging beating pandas with louisville sluggers to find out what sort of candy was inside; I fucking hate pandas, institutionalized biological incompetence. even you week ago dibs is way late to the game.

friendly advice, do not ever suggest spanking Peaches.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:09 PM (cPsPa)

259 In three seconds, a bullet will drop about 128 feet... Quite a shot!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May




well, it depends upon how high up you are.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:10 PM (cPsPa)

260
234 225 Yes, Google does say that filtering cheap vodka through a Brita improves the taste.
Posted by: AlChE, American Institute of Chemical Engineers

Worked OK on Sid. Charcoal for aquarium filters is cheaper, though.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 21, 2017 10:57 PM (di1hb)






Or you could just buy Tito's Vodka and be done with it. Cheap, and damn near as good as the premiums.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2017 11:11 PM (quw2O)

261 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:09 PM (cPsPa)

I'll beat you with your own louisville just off of general principle!

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 11:11 PM (/cEXt)

262 Since ATT decomissioned its 2G network, my "butt phones" no longer work...

A "butt phone" is a small mobile that can be "keistered" into a prison...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 11:11 PM (e9G8E)

263 speaking of pandas, since the chicoms are whacking all our spies in china, or at least all the people we are making them think are spies, maybe Trump should send them a message with a couple of panda pelts?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:12 PM (cPsPa)

264 In three seconds, a bullet will drop about 128 feet... Quite a shot!


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 11:08 PM (e9G8E)



I'd love to see a 3-D recreation of that trajectory over the terrain. Not only the drop, but the Corialis Effect, spin-drift and windage.

The sight picture, holdover and "come up" in the scope must've been a helluva thing, too.

And whatever ballistic calculator the shooter & spotter used to frame that shot? Yes, want.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2017 11:12 PM (v5iqM)

265 So... this is the tossed salad/ spanking thread?

Huh.

I did not expect that.


Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:12 PM (BPeNq)

266 ITC - Titos is EXCELLENT for sorta decently priced vodka.


Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 11:12 PM (/cEXt)

267 A "butt phone" is a small mobile that can be "keistered" into a prison...

Oh.
A smellophone.

Posted by: JT at May 21, 2017 11:13 PM (zPCWd)

268 So... this is the tossed salad/ spanking thread?

Huh.

I did not expect that.


Posted by: shibumi at May




do you have reason to be concerned?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:14 PM (cPsPa)

269 The Media coup against Trump couldn't be more obvious when compared to their treatment of Obama.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 21, 2017 11:14 PM (C06tc)

270 268 So... this is the tossed salad/ spanking thread?

Huh.

I did not expect that.


Posted by: shibumi at May




do you have reason to be concerned?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:14 PM (cPsPa)









Well, it's ONT, and it IS getting close to Memorial Day......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2017 11:15 PM (quw2O)

271 @258 get in line brother. I have been doling out spankings since before I was encouraging beating pandas with louisville sluggers to find out what sort of candy was inside; I fucking hate pandas, institutionalized biological incompetence. even you week ago dibs is way late to the game.
--------------------

I'm just gonna note that a few years ago, I saw a picture of Miley with her chest fully covered... and I thought I was looking at a picture of Justin Beiber.

Posted by: junior at May 21, 2017 11:15 PM (deapv)

272 I about knocked the front teeth of an ex-girlfriend out one night when she was blowing me and shoved a finger up my ass.

How you doin'!

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at May 21, 2017 11:15 PM (CL76w)

273 A "butt phone" is a small mobile that can be "keistered" into a prison...


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 11:11 PM (e9G8E)



Sounds like a shitty billing plan on that one.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 21, 2017 11:15 PM (v5iqM)

274 For the record - I've got dibs on any spanking of
Miley. Called it last week, when she confessed to being a bad, bad,
wicked, naughty girl over something or other. Clear to me she was
a-hankering for a-spankering.



Heh....I shall call her 'Zoot.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 11:06 PM (TwwWO)


Hmmm. A matter of speculation as to who has standing here.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 11:15 PM (tHwdc)

275 Posted by: junior at May 21, 2017 11:15 PM (deapv)

Wait, WTF?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 11:15 PM (/cEXt)

276 well, not to get off topic, but mythbusters did the bullet drop and vodka shows.


Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:16 PM (cPsPa)

277 Posted by: junior at May 21, 2017 11:15 PM (deapv)

Lol, wrong Miley. You are correct about Miley Cyrus though.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 21, 2017 11:16 PM (sEDyY)

278 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:16 PM (cPsPa)

What were their findings in a nutshell?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 11:17 PM (/cEXt)

279 balsa gliders, fingers up the ass, salad tossing, electric trains, yeah, this is top notch bitches. how bout toasters tossed in a bathtub?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 11:17 PM (KP5rU)

280
A few months, I got the craziest recording on the voice mail for the land line phone. It was two women talking, the recording picking up the middle of the conversation. One was upset about something, a man of course, and the other was consoling her.

I was wondering what the ever lovin' hell, then realized it must've been a butt dial or something close. My number was randomly dialed.

And I'll bet you like a whole lot that if you picked up the conversations of a random sample of women talking to each other, the majority would be about some man.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 11:17 PM (8O3HH)

281
Is, "Candy Man," about Sammy Davis Jr's cocaine connection?


Anthony Newley's, maybe, since he wrote the song for Willie Wonka.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2017 11:18 PM (oVJmc)

282 I found "Oz" brutal and nihilistic, even by my standards.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 11:18 PM (0mRoj)

283 Well, it's ONT, and it IS getting close to Memorial Day......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May




isn't the ratio of morons to moronettes improperly balanced to get the memorial day effect?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:18 PM (cPsPa)

284 isn't the ratio of morons to moronettes improperly balanced to get the memorial day effect?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:18 PM (cPsPa)

We'll make it up in volume.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 11:20 PM (0mRoj)

285 Well....saw this little gem on Twitter:

a boat full of racists sank in 1912 so Celine Dion could bless us with "My Heart Will Go On". Thank you God!

Yup...we live in a world that sees race in the Titanic tragedy. Excellent.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 21, 2017 11:21 PM (smD62)

286 Toasters in the bathtub? Well there was a Columbo episode where Martin Landau, playing twins, killed his uncle by dropping a mixer in the bathtub with him. Is that close enough?

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 11:22 PM (8O3HH)

287 Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 21, 2017 11:21 PM (smD

I'd like to think that it's not real but...............*pours cyanide shot*

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 11:22 PM (/cEXt)

288
I'd love to see a 3-D recreation of that trajectory over the terrain. Not only the drop, but the Corialis Effect, spin-drift and windage.

He used one of those Warner Brothers cartoon bullets which self correct in flight.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2017 11:23 PM (IqV8l)

289 What were their findings in a nutshell?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May




you can improve vodka some with more filtering but not enough to fool a vodka expert. the vodka expert tried something like seven different samples which had been filtered different amounts and he was able to place them in order from least to most filtered.

the bullet drop show was interesting because they went to an old abandoned runway or something and set up a target and an aim point. cannot remember exactly how they did it but they showed the aimpoint was something like thirty above the target. may have had him aim directly at the aim point and then the bullet dropped down to the target.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:23 PM (cPsPa)

290 Huma: nice piece of ass.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 21, 2017 11:24 PM (vRcUp)

291 We'll make it up in volume.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May



well we certainly give it the old college try.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:24 PM (cPsPa)

292 286; close eough. i was thinking of some russ meyer film. i got.....distracted.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 11:25 PM (KP5rU)

293 Is, "Candy Man," about Sammy Davis Jr's cocaine connection?

When I was in college, we used to finish our weekends every Sunday at 11:30 with "Sammy and Company", Sammy's talk show which was what the "Sammy Maudlin Show" on SCTV was based on. Wasn't on long, but it was a must see train wreck.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 21, 2017 11:25 PM (qJhUV)

294
290 Huma: nice piece of ass.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 21, 2017 11:24 PM (vRcUp)







Speaking of horse's asses.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2017 11:25 PM (quw2O)

295 well we certainly give it the old college try.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:24 PM (cPsPa)

What, exactly, is called for?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 11:25 PM (tHwdc)

296 Lol, wrong Miley. You are correct about Miley Cyrus though.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May




well, having no information on the subject, my guess is you are right. but how do you know?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:26 PM (cPsPa)

297 Speaking of nice asses, I've read that Pippa Middleton is officially off the market now...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 11:26 PM (e9G8E)

298
When I was in college, we used to finish our weekends every Sunday at 11:30 with "Sammy and Company", Sammy's talk show which was what the "Sammy Maudlin Show" on SCTV was based on. Wasn't on long, but it was a must see train wreck.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 21, 2017 11:25 PM


Did Sammy Davis have a William B. Williams?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2017 11:27 PM (IqV8l)

299 well, having no information on the subject, my guess is you are right. but how do you know?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:26 PM (cPsPa)

I do not now, nor have I ever resembled Justin Bieber.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 11:27 PM (tHwdc)

300 Maet used to link to the original Memorial Day ONT and it was a lot of discussion of buttsecks from what I read of it.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2017 11:28 PM (Rsi2C)

301 296. Sigh.....isn't it obvious? She needs one, too.

**flexes fingers and performs Indian club exercises**

Lotta 'ette's what need spanking.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 11:28 PM (TwwWO)

302 Speaking of nice asses, I've read that Pippa Middleton is officially off the market now...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May




she is a euro and a royal, they are always accepting bids.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:28 PM (cPsPa)

303 Gonna be selfish (but its my birthday, so please indulge me) and ask for prayers as depression, anxiety and insecurities are beating me senseless and I need more than myself to deal with at any given moment.

Thanks.

Posted by: Bete the Deplorable at May 21, 2017 11:28 PM (Ojki1)

304
she is a euro and a royal, they are always accepting bids.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:28 PM


I first read that as accepting birds.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2017 11:29 PM (IqV8l)

305 Posters on 4chan are saying that DC is freaking out over Seth Rich/ Kim Dotcom.

Story over at Gateway Pundit.

Also.. re: the hacking, at one point in the debates Trump made a comment about it being done by a 400lb guy sitting on his bed.

/which is an apt description of Kim Dotcom

Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:29 PM (BPeNq)

306

Yeah I saw Pippa the Ass got married. She upstaged Kate's wedding by showing her ass off, so I was wondering if Kate got to show hers off at Pippa's?

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 11:29 PM (8O3HH)

307 Prayers for a Happy Birthday, Bete, and some relief from your anguish.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2017 11:30 PM (Rsi2C)

308 303

Happy Birthday, Bete, and prayers to lift you up.

Posted by: ibguy at May 21, 2017 11:31 PM (vUcdz)

309 I do not now, nor have I ever resembled Justin Bieber.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May




yeah, I misunderstood her comment. my question was how does she know you are stacked? my guess would be you are but how is it the ettes always seem to have more inside knowledge about what is going on than us apish morons?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:31 PM (cPsPa)

310 303: happy birthday! i got nuthin.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 11:31 PM (KP5rU)

311

Well, just as long as Camilla doesn't show hers....

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 11:31 PM (8O3HH)

312 305. Interesting. Could be something there, after all. Time will tell.

And now, get ready for your spanking.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 11:31 PM (TwwWO)

313 Posted by: Bete the Deplorable at May 21, 2017 11:28 PM

{{{hugs}}} to you as well.

Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:31 PM (BPeNq)

314
Also.. re: the hacking, at one point in the debates Trump made a comment about it being done by a 400lb guy sitting on his bed.

Ottoman man!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2017 11:31 PM (IqV8l)

315 Posted by: Bete the Deplorable at May 21, 2017 11:28 PM (Ojki1)

Prayers up and a happy birthday. God Bless.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 11:32 PM (/cEXt)

316 I first read that as accepting birds.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May


no, no, the birds are accepting bids.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:32 PM (cPsPa)

317 Greetings, Horde.

What a lovely, luscious ONT tonight, MisHum.

I haven't read the comments yet, but it seems there must be a story to the pictures posted. Things that we are told aren't good for us perhaps? But the landfill... Where does that fit in?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 21, 2017 11:32 PM (TdMsT)

318 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/866351370575675392

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/866351473801691138

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/866351576176349186

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/866351704656285701

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/866351807689367553

Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2017 11:32 PM (AOrEZ)

319 Interesting. Could be something there, after all. Time will tell.



And now, get ready for your spanking.

--

Wait. What?

How did that happen?

Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:33 PM (BPeNq)

320 303. Happy Birthday!

**works shoulders loose with club exercises. **

Twenty nine spankings, coming up.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 11:33 PM (TwwWO)

321 311

Well, just as long as Camilla doesn't show hers....
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 11:31 PM (8O3HH)

We've already seen Prince Charles though.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 11:33 PM (0mRoj)

322 Gonna be selfish (but its my birthday, so please indulge me) and ask for prayers as depression, anxiety and insecurities are beating me senseless and I need more than myself to deal with at any given moment.

Thanks.
Posted by: Bete the Deplorable at May 21, 2017 11:28 PM (Ojki1)

=========

May God be with you. My prayers certainly are. Please make use of this phone number if you get to feeling too low 1 800-273-8255. Be well.

Posted by: GOULD at May 21, 2017 11:33 PM (1nOGM)

323 More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/866351892984737792

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/866351979366428672

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/866352066905731072

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/866352153849462785

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/866352240554070016

Posted by: kbdabear at May 21, 2017 11:33 PM (AOrEZ)

324 319.

Tonight, I settle all family business.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 11:34 PM (TwwWO)

325 But the landfill... Where does that fit in?
****
Click on the pic to find out

Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2017 11:34 PM (Rsi2C)

326 16 generic smokes?

Posted by: torabora at May 21, 2017 11:34 PM (i6rqV)

327 Happy birthday Bete. I hope things get better for you and soon.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 21, 2017 11:34 PM (0mRoj)

328 ((Bete)) prayers for you

Posted by: booknlass at May 21, 2017 11:34 PM (BrS/H)

329 i used to chase demons. then, i named them. told em to fuck off. no more problems. they don't know my name.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 11:35 PM (KP5rU)

330 319. Heh...and if I had a nickel for every time I've heard a woman speak those words.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 11:35 PM (TwwWO)

331

One of the best royal asses: Princess Victoria of Sweden.

Now, the face, well she's got a bit of the Habsburg jaw, unfortunately, but that caboose is divine.

Put "Princess Victoria Ass" in Google and you'll find some pics of her at some function in some salmon colored number which shows it off nicely.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 11:36 PM (8O3HH)

332 yeah, I misunderstood her comment. my question was
how does she know you are stacked? my guess would be you are but how is
it the ettes always seem to have more inside knowledge about what is
going on than us apish morons?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:31 PM (cPsPa)

Must be someone IRL. Food for thought, who knows me here?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 11:36 PM (tHwdc)

333 Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 11:35 PM (KP5rU)

Dig your style my man

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 11:37 PM (/cEXt)

334 Prayers for you today and going forward, (((Bete))). Happy birthday!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 11:37 PM (tHwdc)

335 Must be someone IRL. Food for thought, who knows me here?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess



you know people here irl?



the who is less interesting than the how.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:38 PM (cPsPa)

336 At a guess? Seth Rich was shot by some lowlife who then wet himself and ran away after he fired the gun. Just like was originally reported.

But DC is so full of backstabbing incompetents that half the political hacks there can't be sure that some of the other political hacks are involved.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2017 11:38 PM (6FqZa)

337 303: happy Birthday!!! Enjoy it and indulge yourself!l

If you stay sad, please go see someon, even is just to talk. Picking up the phone to make the appointment is the hardest part,... the rest is easy.

I know you can do it! The horde is with you!

Posted by: Uptooearly at May 21, 2017 11:38 PM (CLKfs)

338 333: how you doin? hope you and family are well. great to hear from you, my friend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 11:39 PM (KP5rU)

339 "I used to chase demons"

My brother killed one! In the basement of Castle Amber, Expert Set module X2

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2017 11:39 PM (6FqZa)

340 I clicked on the "landfill" link. Not nice. Not nice at all.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 21, 2017 11:40 PM (TdMsT)

341 335. You're kidding, right?

Her Twitter and instagram have a bazillion followers. Men fap and weep when they see her. And that's just in church.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 21, 2017 11:41 PM (TwwWO)

342 Victoria's rump will never save that face!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 11:41 PM (e9G8E)

343 I clicked on the "landfill" link. Not nice. Not nice at all.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 21, 2017 11:40 PM (TdMsT)
******
I know. I'm sorry. It's really more MisHum's fault than mine.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2017 11:42 PM (Rsi2C)

344 To backtrack a bit to the gun thread, I was just looking at the CDNN site, and they have some decent sale prices.

I mis-reported the RP9 price, it's $249.00. That's not a recommendation, just an observation. I leave it to others to comment on the other items.

http://tinyurl.com/lhyh7dj

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2017 11:45 PM (ZO497)

345 303 Gonna be selfish (but its my birthday, so please indulge me) and ask for prayers as depression, anxiety and insecurities are beating me senseless and I need more than myself to deal with at any given moment.

Thanks.
Posted by: Bete the Deplorable at May 21, 2017 11:28 PM (Ojki1)


I hope you had a wonderful birthday. Prayers for God's healing mercy to rain down upon you, Bete. While God is doing his work in your life, can you access medication?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 21, 2017 11:46 PM (TdMsT)

346 Bette, you can make it through.

change your habits, change your routes, change your pattern to see if that breaks you out.

And happy birthday.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2017 11:47 PM (mkDpn)

347 343 I clicked on the "landfill" link. Not nice. Not nice at all.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 21, 2017 11:40 PM (TdMsT)
******
I know. I'm sorry. It's really more MisHum's fault than mine.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2017 11:42 PM (Rsi2C)


No. No I'm not casting blame or anger. MisHum must have his fun, I suppose.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 21, 2017 11:48 PM (TdMsT)

348
the who is less interesting than the how.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:38 PM (cPsPa)

A few met in the meat world, a few I've come to know through back channels but not met (yet).

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 11:48 PM (tHwdc)

349 miley, how's the mustang? ready for vegas?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 11:50 PM (KP5rU)

350 >> Victoria's rump will never save that face!

Yeah, but I'd still hit it like a tornado through a trailer park.

She's works out, that's obvious. That doofus she married was her personal trainer. They made him a duke and prince so's he'd have a title and all that crap.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 11:51 PM (8O3HH)

351 A few met in the meat world, a few I've come to know through back channels but not met (yet).
--

1. Meat World sounds like a strip club.
2. I googled Meat World
3. There is a place named Meat World (I think a butch shop?) not far from my house.
4. WTF?

Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:52 PM (BPeNq)

352 /which is an apt description of Kim Dotcom

Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:29 PM (BPeNq)

Looked at some pics. He has, ...presence.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2017 11:52 PM (0deF2)

353 Sometimes, one just has to reach out and grab dat ass...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/l99ra5e


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 11:52 PM (e9G8E)

354 350; well, isn't that ,,,,,,, special. fuckin ghey if you ask me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 11:53 PM (KP5rU)

355 She's works out, that's obvious. That doofus she married was her personal trainer.
--

Well, at least she was not his high school teacher, and they probably met when they were both "adults."

Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:53 PM (BPeNq)

356 miley, how's the mustang? ready for vegas?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 11:50 PM (KP5rU)

It's got a slow leak in the high-pressure hose of the power steering. I'm keeping an eye on it.

No Vegas this year, I'm afraid...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 11:53 PM (tHwdc)

357

Final performance of the Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey circus was today.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2017 11:53 PM (IqV8l)

358 shibumi - LOL

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 21, 2017 11:53 PM (/cEXt)

359 Well, just as long as Camilla doesn't show hers....

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 11:31 PM (8O3HH)

Camilla has options: win, place, or show.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2017 11:53 PM (0deF2)

360 Mel Brooks was at the Chicago Theatre last year with that movie & the Q&A afterwards, I thought about going BUT the year before that I went to an evening with John Cleese - which was seriously expensive - and he revealed himself to be a virtue-signaling liberal twit as the Monty Pythons might say

This is why I haven't been to a concert -- and very few guest lectures -- in ages. Fear of the LibLecture.

I adored Bette Midler. Saw her live a couple of times (very true to her live album from the 70s, best evah), and she was amazing.
I won't be spending money on her concerts anymore. Turned down a trip to Vegas for that reason.

Makes me sick, and sad.

Posted by: Shopgirl at May 21, 2017 11:53 PM (jETL9)

361 283 Well, it's ONT, and it IS getting close to Memorial Day......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May




isn't the ratio of morons to moronettes improperly balanced to get the memorial day effect?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 11:18 PM (cPsPa)


What is the Memorial Day effect?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 21, 2017 11:54 PM (TdMsT)

362 3. There is a place named Meat World (I think a butch shop?) not far from my house.
4. WTF?


Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:52 PM (BPeNq)

This raises concerns.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 11:55 PM (tHwdc)

363 1. Meat World sounds like a strip club.
2. I googled Meat World
3. There is a place named Meat World (I think a butch shop?) not far from my house.
4. WTF?
Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:52 PM (BPeNq)

=========

Meat Space is a better phrase, indicating IRL.

Posted by: GOULD at May 21, 2017 11:55 PM (1nOGM)

364 have a friend who is about 70. we were sitting on the deck at his place after drinking a really good scotch and having a great cigar. somewhere around the third scotch he starts telling me about how his new wife was giving him the greatest blow job ever and then she shoved her finger up his ass and he well went over the moon. practically wasted half a glass of scotch.

it is like having r lee ermey tell you that
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2017 10:45 PM (cPsPa)


I didn't go over the moon, I jumped about 4 feet in the air.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 21, 2017 11:56 PM (1JnAL)

365 356; i'm going halloween weekend. nhra, halloween, great time. never a dull moment. and, i'm old. you would have a blast.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2017 11:56 PM (KP5rU)

366 This raises concerns.
--

Are you really a man named Hassan that owns a Halal Butcher Shop? If so, can I get a discount on Shwarma?


Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:57 PM (BPeNq)

367 I'm going to go to bed shortly, had a fun weekend and still catching up on my sleep.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 11:58 PM (tHwdc)

368 After months of rain and chilly weather the hot weather has arrived. The cats don't know what to do.

My big tom is still shedding, I combed enough of his winter undercoat out that I am thinking of felting up another cat out of it.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2017 11:58 PM (mkDpn)

369 Meat Space is a better phrase, indicating IRL.
--

Meat Space sounds like a strip club where they have fancy moving lights, a disco ball, and all the strippers wear space helmets.

Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:58 PM (BPeNq)

370 Are you really a man named Hassan that owns a Halal Butcher Shop? If so, can I get a discount on Shwarma?




Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:57 PM (BPeNq)

No. I Promise.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 11:59 PM (tHwdc)

371 If Kim Dotcom was in league with Seth Rich, why wait until now? Is it just because the strange case is back in the news? I'm callin' bullshit!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 21, 2017 11:59 PM (e9G8E)

372 What is the plural of Schwarma?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2017 11:59 PM (mkDpn)

373 At a guess? Seth Rich was shot by some lowlife who then wet himself and ran away after he fired the gun. Just like was originally reported.

But DC is so full of backstabbing incompetents that half the political hacks there can't be sure that some of the other political hacks are involved.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2017 11:38 PM (6FqZa)

He was beaten before he was shot. Also, two rounds.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2017 11:59 PM (0deF2)

374 Damn.

Now I want chicken shwarma.

And bacon ice cream

And licorice ice cream.

/I can't get no satisfaction...

Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:59 PM (BPeNq)

375 Meat Space sounds like a strip club where they have fancy moving lights, a disco ball, and all the strippers wear space helmets.
Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:58 PM (BPeNq)

========

Agreed, if you meant a ghey club.

Posted by: GOULD at May 22, 2017 12:00 AM (1nOGM)

376 He was beaten before he was shot. Also, two rounds.
--

There are also "anonymous" and untrustworthy reports that the police did not talk to anyone at the nearby businesses, and did not ask for surveillance camera footage.

/true? who knows.

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:01 AM (BPeNq)

377
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 11:15 PM (tHwdc)



My guess is that there is a line forming, Naughty Girl.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 22, 2017 12:01 AM (TdMsT)

378 meatspace sounds like an icu on a beavis and butthead episode.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 22, 2017 12:02 AM (KP5rU)

379 Schwarmi? Schwarmas?

Posted by: L, Elle at May 22, 2017 12:03 AM (Rsi2C)

380 Meat Space sounds like a strip club where they have fancy moving lights, a disco ball, and all the strippers wear space helmets.

I would attend this establishment.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 22, 2017 12:03 AM (6FqZa)

381 I am not looking forward to going back to real life tomorrow.

Wanna win the lottery ha

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 12:03 AM (/cEXt)

382 I would attend this establishment.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 22, 2017 12:03 AM (6FqZa)

======

See 375

Posted by: GOULD at May 22, 2017 12:05 AM (1nOGM)

383

I'm just musing about what it would be like to be the "consort" of a queen regnant, like personal trainer boy will be to Princess Victoria.

It would definitely have its perks, though the downside would be YUGE. God help you if you pissed her off. Talk about Miss Always Right. She would really would be, by definition. The Boss 'shore 'nuff.

I think I'd have to pass.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 12:06 AM (8O3HH)

384 I'm sure that I would not care to have a finger shoved up my pooper in any sexual context, whatsoever.

It would be embarrassing, and my "flinch" reaction would likely be to turn my head to the right, and cough.

Old guys have been to the doctor for that, a few too many times, you see.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2017 12:06 AM (v5iqM)

385 Toasters in the bathtub? Well there was a Columbo
episode where Martin Landau, playing twins, killed his uncle by dropping
a mixer in the bathtub with him. Is that close enough?
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 21, 2017 11:22 PM (8O3HH)


Are we talking Tonic water, a cola, or some sort of citrus juice?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2017 12:06 AM (mkDpn)

386 305 Posters on 4chan are saying that DC is freaking out over Seth Rich/ Kim Dotcom.

Story over at Gateway Pundit.

Also.. re: the hacking, at one point in the debates Trump made a comment about it being done by a 400lb guy sitting on his bed.

/which is an apt description of Kim Dotcom

Posted by: shibumi at May 21, 2017 11:29 PM (BPeNq)


Kim dotcom definitely knows whats in those emails since he probably has copies of them.

A guy like him really is the type to make sure that he has as much info on those in power to use against them before they use their power on him.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 22, 2017 12:08 AM (1JnAL)

387 385: embrace the and. always be safe.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 22, 2017 12:08 AM (KP5rU)

388 Meat space: Raw beef coming out of a grinder.

Posted by: gNewt at May 22, 2017 12:10 AM (Bc1aB)

389 I can't sleep. How long does it take 2 Benadryl's to kick in?

Posted by: ALH at May 22, 2017 12:12 AM (Iu5oK)

390 Yeah, I've turned 50, and for a present, my doc gave the exam.

I asked him where do I put my pants, and he said, right over there, next to mine....

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 12:12 AM (8O3HH)

391 I gotta say I enjoy Gordon Ramsay, but mainly the British versions of his show. The American versions play up his stereotypes to the nth degree

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 12:13 AM (/cEXt)

392 Every ette has a number on her belly-chain. Any 'ette loses her belly-chain, gets a spanking. Every ette is issued heels, a corst, and a thong - any ette loses her heels, corset, or thong, don't get a spanking.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 22, 2017 12:13 AM (TwwWO)

393 Are flannel shirts worn in a butch shop?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2017 12:14 AM (IqV8l)

394 390; obamacare, what can't it do? at least you got to keep your doctor. lucky. fucker burned my pants.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 22, 2017 12:15 AM (KP5rU)

395 Oh, look. Horse chew toys. At the end it starts playing The Flight of the Bumblebees.

https://youtu.be/F-fluUQApO8

Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2017 12:16 AM (mkDpn)

396 'How long does it take 2 Benadryl's to kick in?'

How long ya got?

Posted by: navybrat at May 22, 2017 12:17 AM (w7KSn)

397 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 21, 2017 11:36 PM (tHwdc)

Just got back from picking Son up at work, so just saw this.

I hereby declare that I have absolutely no personal knowledge of what Duchess Miley looks like (other than that she's brunette since she said so tonight). She's an 'Ette so there's no way she would look like Justin Bieber (which Miley Cyrus, the only other Miley I'm aware of, sadly does now).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 22, 2017 12:18 AM (sEDyY)

398 396 til 6 am, then it's time to make the donuts.

Posted by: ALH at May 22, 2017 12:19 AM (Iu5oK)

399 The evil lady Doctor gets knocked out a lot in this show.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 12:20 AM (ycWCI)

400 Yeah, I've turned 50, and for a present, my doc gave the exam.

I asked him where do I put my pants, and he said, right over there, next to mine....

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 12:12 AM (8O3HH)

Did he have both hands on your shoulders?

Posted by: Country Boy at May 22, 2017 12:21 AM (Jcg9Q)

401 Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 12:12 AM

hahaha.

I had a disconcerting experience at my annual lady doctor visit. Lady doctor is also a lady.

She noticed I lost weight, said I looked super good and suggested I find a nice younger man.

/ "And then Shibumi's eyes widened in abject horror. 'I'm not even sure I like people anymore' she replied, contemplating the terror of sharing her life with someone other than The Cat. Who is, of course, actually a cat."

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:25 AM (BPeNq)

402 Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:25 AM (BPeNq)

LOLWTF

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 12:27 AM (/cEXt)

403 Paul Ryan and the other accomidationists are in for a rude awakening. After Trump the Left won't have any use for them.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 22, 2017 12:28 AM (C06tc)

404 >> She noticed I lost weight, said I looked super
>> good and suggested I find a nice younger man.

Now, there's the start of good "Dear Penthouse, ..." if I ever heard one.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 12:29 AM (8O3HH)

405 Wow. Commander Cody.
Thanks for the reminder that I got old!

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 22, 2017 12:29 AM (I7I0v)

406 'How long does it take 2 Benadryl's to kick in?'
*****
30-45 mins. I just took 3. I hope they work this time without the psychotic dreams side effect. I can't have another sleepless night.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 22, 2017 12:30 AM (Rsi2C)

407 met in the meat world, a few I've come to know through back channels but not met (yet).
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May




oh, so not biblically. you were also not the Miley in the girls room in this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbEoRnaOIbs.

which is fine since she has nothing in common with the working concept of Miley.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:31 AM (cPsPa)

408 What is the Memorial Day effect?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May



that which creates the memorial day thread of lore.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:31 AM (cPsPa)

409
the memorial day thread of lore.

500 miles of bad road

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2017 12:32 AM (IqV8l)

410 L,Elle, psychotic dreams about what?

Posted by: ALH at May 22, 2017 12:34 AM (Iu5oK)

411 Now, there's the start of good "Dear Penthouse, ..." if I ever heard one.
--

Dear Penthouse:

I've been trying to work on my health, and have been eating better and doing a bit of exercise. Well, my doctor suggested I find a younger man.. and wow! I was gobsmacked!

I immediately returned home, thought about my recent experiences with people, and went online. I ordered a full home security system including a doorbell camera, decided to screen every single call, and have begun experimenting with how many days I can go without actual human contact. The cat and I have never been happier.

An antisocial-ite

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:34 AM (BPeNq)

412 Dear Penthouse:

I've been trying to work on my health, and have been eating better and doing a bit of exercise. Well, my doctor suggested I find a younger man.. and wow! I was gobsmacked!

I immediately returned home, thought about my recent experiences with people, and went online. I ordered a full home security system including a doorbell camera, decided to screen every single call, and have begun experimenting with how many days I can go without actual human contact. The cat and I have never been happier.

An antisocial-ite
Posted by: shibumi at May



want the horde to finish your letter?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:35 AM (cPsPa)

413 An antisocial-ite
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:34 AM (BPeNq)

Don't forget the door shotgun. Don't worry, the former vice president said it was perfectly ok.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 12:36 AM (ycWCI)

414 want the horde to finish your letter?
--

Yes.

Yes I do.

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:36 AM (BPeNq)

415


Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:34 AM (BPeNq)
Well....we lost our boners.....

Posted by: Penthouse Readers United! at May 22, 2017 12:37 AM (/cEXt)

416 Dear Penthouse:

I've been trying to work on my health, and have been eating better and doing a bit of exercise. Well, my doctor suggested I find a younger man.. and wow! I was gobsmacked!

I immediately returned home, thought about my recent experiences with people, and went online. I ordered a full home security system including a doorbell camera, decided to screen every single call, and have begun experimenting with how many days I can go without actual human contact. The cat and I have never been happier.

An antisocial-ite
Posted by: shibumi at May





I couldn't understand why people were lining up outside my door by the hundreds, then I realized I had installed the security doorbell in backwards.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:37 AM (cPsPa)

417 >> An antisocial-ite

ROFL.

Yep, that's exactly like the ones I remember....

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 12:38 AM (8O3HH)

418 ...
An antisocial-ite
Posted by: shibumi at May


want the horde to finish your letter?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:35 AM (cPsPa)




I'm picturing the scene, featuring Paolo, in the role of Security System "Installer".



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2017 12:38 AM (v5iqM)

419 Don't forget the door shotgun. Don't worry, the former vice president said it was perfectly ok.
--

LOL.

I really do have an old baseball bat near the door; decades ago my Dad broke it when were playing informal street baseball.

I think it adds charm...

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:38 AM (BPeNq)

420 Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:36 AM (BPeNq)

One of those bad idea/good idea things.

Posted by: Penthouse Readers United! at May 22, 2017 12:38 AM (/cEXt)

421 386 305 re Rich/Dotcom

I posted this on the gun thread:

" See if you can spot the non sequitur:

(Aug.) NBC4: "There had been a struggle. His hands were bruised, his knees are bruised, his face is bruised, and yet he had two shots to his back, and yet they never took anything." ...

Hillary Clinton spoke about Rich on Tuesday morning, amid remarks in New Hamphire on gun violence.

"Just this past Sunday, a young man, Seth Rich -- who worked for the Democratic National Committee, to expand voting rights -- was shot and killed in his neighborhood in Washington. He was just 27 years old," she said. "Surely we can agree that weapons of war have no place on the streets of America."

Did you spot it?

She said "weapons of war" as in "assault rifle". That's a nice touch trying to blame the NRA...but the police never said what kind of gun was used.

It would be very interesting if it was a rifle, no?

Message: "I care. No, I mean I really, really care. About secrecy."

btw Zero Hedge has the latest on Kim Dotcom's claims about Rich and himself supplying WikiLeaks. He seems to have the contemporaneous tweets to back it up. And he claims Hillary personally signed the request to get him extradited to America on a separate beef. I bet she did. ".......

Since I'm playing Perry Mason, I watched the news clips from August. The reporter said he was walking home from work. That would have been known by those familiar with him. He was a block from his house. His address would have similarly been known. He was talking on the phone to his girlfriend who heard noises. But he said he'd be home soon and said goodnight. Was whoever made those noises known to him? Or not perceived as a threat somehow?

Anyway, I do know this: Watergate started as a small blurb in the police blotter, too. Come to think of it, Hillary was around then, too.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 22, 2017 12:39 AM (Ndje9)

422 Where I'm being pursued by a diabolical stalker and then I'm trapped in the dream and can't scream for help. I know I'm dreaming but can't wake myself up. I think it's called sleep paralysis.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 22, 2017 12:40 AM (Rsi2C)

423 422 Where I'm being pursued by a diabolical stalker and then I'm trapped in the dream and can't scream for help. I know I'm dreaming but can't wake myself up. I think it's called sleep paralysis.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 22, 2017 12:40 AM (Rsi2C)

I have had that one. I mind it less than the one where my teeth are falling out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 12:41 AM (ycWCI)

424 >> Well....we lost our boners.....

This is about me, isn't it?!

Posted by: The Caitlyn formerly known as Bruce at May 22, 2017 12:42 AM (8O3HH)

425 I'm picturing the scene, featuring Paolo, in the role of Security System "Installer".
--

"I must drill into the concrete. Thankfully, I have the right drill bit."

"That's not a concrete bit Paolo."

"I have the right bit for you Shibumi"

"No, it's not. Stay here, I'll go get a concrete drill bit. Hang on."

Shibumi leaves Paolo standing on the porch, and locks the door behind her. Paolo glances at the picture window, and sees The Cat on the window sill. She is glaring at him with the anger of a mountain lion.


Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:42 AM (BPeNq)

426 Posted by: L, Elle at May 22, 2017 12:40 AM (Rsi2C)

Sleep paralysis is a bitch. Very scary if you've never experienced it.

Posted by: Penthouse Readers United! at May 22, 2017 12:43 AM (/cEXt)

427 Bete,
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Bete, Happy birthday to you.

- apparently, we share the day with Mr. T and Raymond Burr.
If you were anywhere nearby, I'd share some of my cake with you.

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 22, 2017 12:43 AM (I7I0v)

428 Paolo has got nothing on me....

Posted by: Peter the Meter Reader at May 22, 2017 12:43 AM (8O3HH)

429 Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:42 AM (BPeNq)

I had a few, but they were a bit too on the nose.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 12:44 AM (ycWCI)

430 Dear Penthouse:

I've been trying to work on my health, and have been eating better and doing a bit of exercise. Well, my doctor suggested I find a younger man.. and wow! I was gobsmacked!

I immediately returned home, thought about my recent experiences with people, and went online. I ordered a full home security system including a doorbell camera, decided to screen every single call, and have begun experimenting with how many days I can go without actual human contact. The cat and I have never been happier.

An antisocial-ite
Posted by: shibumi at May




really though it is not that simple. while I do not really need the day to day person to person contact, to say I go completely without contact is not true.

really I spend hours and hours every evening at a site which could fairly be described simply as softcore politics. nothing but hours and hours of me giggling and sighing at political vitriol and promises of spankings. spankings, spankings, spankings, lots of spankings, lots and lots of spankings. then there are the ritualized panda beatings. oops gotta go, I have a doorbell camerashow in five mins. have to get my ewok costume.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:44 AM (cPsPa)

431 Where I'm being pursued by a diabolical stalker and then I'm trapped in the dream and can't scream for help. I know I'm dreaming but can't wake myself up. I think it's called sleep paralysis.
Posted by: L, Elle at May




meh, pretty sure he is holding you down.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:45 AM (cPsPa)

432 Posted by: Penthouse Readers United! at May 22, 2017 12:43 AM (/cEXt)
******
Do the "Off Sock" thing

Posted by: L, Elle at May 22, 2017 12:45 AM (Rsi2C)

433 by he I mean a big grey.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:46 AM (cPsPa)

434 you should stay awake so you know if he shows up tonight.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:46 AM (cPsPa)

435 Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 22, 2017 12:39 AM

Do you ever go over to 4chan Politically Correct? That's where a lot of stuff seems to be found.

There's also information in the Reddit conspiracy area.

Personally, I want Sean Hannity to bust it open-- with Kim Dotcom (who is the ultimate anti-hero) and maybe even Newt Gingrich. Who, on live tv, came out and said that Rich was assassinated. Not murdered.

I've always thought that Hannity was kind of a dope, but in the last year, he's been amazing. I'd say better than Rush. Which is why I want him to be in on this. Another underdog.

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:47 AM (BPeNq)

436 I don't know about psychotic dreams, but the Benadryl is mellowing me out.

See you all tomorrow!

Posted by: ALH at May 22, 2017 12:47 AM (Iu5oK)

437 really big fat grey, the biggie smalls of greys.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:47 AM (cPsPa)

438 A big grey what?

Posted by: L, Elle at May 22, 2017 12:47 AM (Rsi2C)

439 Posted by: L, Elle at May 22, 2017 12:45 AM (Rsi2C)

Yep yep, off Penthouse sock

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 12:47 AM (/cEXt)

440 Here we go again
I was lying on my back porch just a-getting some sun
Had my hair done up in pigtails had my swimming suit on
I was just about asleep when there came a shadow over me
I opened up my eyes to peek and what did I see-ee
There was a man what a man looking down on me
Tall dark and handsome, six foot three
There was a look in his eyes that was telling me
He knew that there was something that he wanted to see
He said "Hi my name is Peter
And I'm here to read your meter
I'd like to see your kilowatts
Could you take me to your box"
I didn't have the slightest notion where that box could be
But I said to Peter won't you follow me
We went upstairs downstairs inside and out

Posted by: Peter the Meter Reader Lyrics at May 22, 2017 12:48 AM (8O3HH)

441 A big grey what?
Posted by: L, Elle at May



grey, google it

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:48 AM (cPsPa)

442 Also, the teeth falling out dream is about change and not liking it.

/that's a recurring one for me as well.

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:48 AM (BPeNq)

443 442 Also, the teeth falling out dream is about change and not liking it.

/that's a recurring one for me as well.

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:48 AM (BPeNq)

Well, it does fit. Don't like change, no sir.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 12:49 AM (ycWCI)

444 Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:47 AM (BPeNq)
Better than Rush? You serious? I always thought Hannity was the guy you listened to if you missed Rush or couldn't understand Rush.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 12:49 AM (/cEXt)

445 Better than Rush? You serious? I always thought Hannity was the guy you listened to if you missed Rush or couldn't understand Rush.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 12:49 AM (/cEXt)

And you needed your bones liquefied from the pitch of his voice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 12:50 AM (ycWCI)

446 Posted by: Peter the Meter Reader Lyrics at May 22, 2017 12:48 AM
--

We can do something with that. THANKS!

Posted by: Skinemax Writer's Guild at May 22, 2017 12:50 AM (BPeNq)

447 How does your teeth falling out mean not liking change? Maybe it means you don't like your teeth falling out.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 22, 2017 12:51 AM (Rsi2C)

448 A few months ago, I had the infamous "Old Hag" dream. Which blew my mind. It was classic. And old woman came in the room and start pushing down on my chest, stopping me from breathing.

THere's all sorts of lore about that dream, and damned if I didn't have it. It was the first time that I can remember.

There is something deep and common in the human male psyche that springs that forth. I don't know what it is, but damn it came out of mine.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 12:51 AM (8O3HH)

449 how old you people be anyway? you need to sleep somewhere with fewer disturbances so you can quit remembering all your horrible dreams. damn. no wonder you are up here all night long.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:52 AM (cPsPa)

450
There is something deep and common in the human male psyche that springs that forth. I don't know what it is, but damn it came out of mine.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 12:51 AM (8O3HH)

It means you should stop hooking up with Nancy Pelosi on Tinder.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2017 12:53 AM (0deF2)

451 Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 12:51 AM (8O3HH)

I've had an uncle who had this dream. He got up yelling "SATAN BE GONE!" which worked for him but still creepy as shit.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 12:53 AM (/cEXt)

452 so sleep paralysis dreams are really instances of greys paralyzing you and performing experiments upon you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:53 AM (cPsPa)

453 Better than Rush? You serious? I always thought Hannity was the guy you listened to if you missed Rush or couldn't understand Rush.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 12:49 AM (/cEXt)


And you needed your bones liquefied from the pitch of his voice.
----

I know that sounds bizarre, since I've always thought that Hannity was kind of a dolt.

However, he has been VERY pro-Trump and VERY anti-media lately. He's been having people like Newt on regularly and is taking things seriously that everyone else is blowing off.

So yeah. Hannity. If you haven't listened to him lately, give him a try. If needed adjust treble/bass on your speakers to keep your bones safe.

Posted by: Skinemax Writer's Guild at May 22, 2017 12:55 AM (BPeNq)

454 So apparently in China, the "white left" is an insult on Chinese internet. "White left" are the libtards... concerned about illegal immigrants, LGBT, and the environment instead of real problems in the real world.

Ace or somebody has got to do a post/link on this...

http://tinyurl.com/kzrrlom

Posted by: NobodyMovesNobodyGetsDessert at May 22, 2017 12:55 AM (drPAM)

455 shibumi-Do you ever go over to 4chan Politically Correct? That's where a lot of stuff seems to be found.

There's also information in the Reddit conspiracy area. "

No, but I'll have a look at them.

I really think this is about to bust WIDE OPEN.

Newt called it "the Seth Rich Assassination"? Wow.

There's a Podesta email about "making an example of the leaker" reportedly. oops.

Unlike Russiagate, there is an actual crime here. They can't deny it; it's bleeding on their shoes.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 22, 2017 12:56 AM (Ndje9)

456 so people that move get dessert?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:56 AM (cPsPa)

457 The one where you can't move (but you know it is a dream) I had maybe two or three weeks ago. It was a combo with the recurring dream wake thing: where you dream you have woken up, you do some simple task like get up and go in the bathroom and then repeat the same thing a couple times.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 12:56 AM (ycWCI)

458 Posted by: Skinemax Writer's Guild at May 22, 2017 12:55 AM (BPeNq)

Won't lie, I'm usually listening to podcasts by the time he comes on. Between him and Medved.....bleh. However you are right, he is talking about some of the more obscure shit that needs covering lately.

He still drives me nucking futs.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 12:57 AM (/cEXt)

459 pretty sure that is the greys, or the reptilians, paralyzing you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:57 AM (cPsPa)

460 454 So apparently in China, the "white left" is an insult on Chinese internet. "White left" are the libtards... concerned about illegal immigrants, LGBT, and the environment instead of real problems in the real world.

Ace or somebody has got to do a post/link on this...

http://tinyurl.com/kzrrlom
Posted by: NobodyMovesNobodyGetsDessert at May 22, 2017 12:55 AM (drPAM)

Evidently the Chinese do not like competition from the little red book brigade. Or maybe they just remind them of Mao.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 12:58 AM (ycWCI)

461 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 12:52 AM (cPsPa)

My sister was like that as a kid. It wasn't that she had insomnia, it was that she had nightmares and didn't *want* to go to sleep. Fortunately for me my worst dreams are that John is still alive and we are going about together doing ordinary things. It isn't the dream that is bad, it's the waking up (or realizing in the middle of the dream that it *is* just a dream and I will have to wake up).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 22, 2017 12:58 AM (sEDyY)

462 How does your teeth falling out mean not liking change? Maybe it means you don't like your teeth falling out.
---

There's a whole dream analysis thing, with books about it. Lots of different meanings.

And then there's this:

http://www.teethfallingoutdream.org/

Also, people who remember their dreams may or may not be able to get some insight into their subconscious by using dream analysis.

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 12:58 AM (BPeNq)

463 My sister was like that as a kid. It wasn't that she had insomnia, it was that she had nightmares and didn't *want* to go to sleep. Fortunately for me my worst dreams are that John is still alive and we are going about together doing ordinary things. It isn't the dream that is bad, it's the waking up (or realizing in the middle of the dream that it *is* just a dream and I will have to wake up).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 22, 2017 12:58 AM (sEDyY)

I am very sorry. Getting a bit dusty in here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 12:59 AM (ycWCI)

464 Also... you will have less intense dreams if you do not eat anything a few hours before bed.

And if you are awakened by an alarm and open your eyes immediately you're less likely to remember your dreams.

Cheese will trigger dreams, and they claim that different cheeses make you dream different things.

/I hate people and am interested in dreams!

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 01:01 AM (BPeNq)

465 Apparently woman have the Old Hag dream as well as men.

There are famous painting depicting this, and different lores about who the Old Hag is.

In the Salem Witch trials, some of the accused women were accused of being the Old Hag.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 01:01 AM (8O3HH)

466 so, if you are baking a poundcake and you accidentally use two cups of coke instead of two cups of flour is it going to matter?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 01:02 AM (cPsPa)

467 Cheese will trigger dreams, and they claim that different cheeses make you dream different things.

/I hate people and am interested in dreams!

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 01:01 AM (BPeNq)

Ah ha! This proves there is depth to the old cheese shop Python gag.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 01:03 AM (ycWCI)

468 That's so sad, Polliwog.

(Don't tell her it's grey reptiles. That's actually sad.)
Maybe bittersweet is a better word.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 22, 2017 01:03 AM (Rsi2C)

469 As a kid I used to have a recurring dream where I would fall out of my bed, down the stairs, through the landing and falling seemingly forever until I was about to hit a bed of spikes upon which I would wake up almost at the same exact time before I hit the spikes. Haven't had that dream in 22 years give or take

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:05 AM (/cEXt)

470 Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 22, 2017 12:56 AM
--

The reddit conspiracy site seems pretty tame, but has interesting info.

4chan is the wild effing west. You will be exposed to racism, sexism, general hate, and, on occasion, pron images. It's not that well organized either, so it's a bit hard to navigate.

That all being said, there seem to be many people who know things who post on the Politically Incorrect board.

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 01:05 AM (BPeNq)

471 Ok, sorry to OT, but I did not just need to see a guy castrate himself Fortitude.

The sad thing is I was just thinking to myself: "This season just might be more rewatchable than the first season."

Gah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 01:05 AM (ycWCI)

472 Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 12:59 AM (ycWCI)

Sorry. I usually have those dreams a couple times a year and last night was one of those times. It's been almost seven years so I had expected them to become fewer but I guess not. At least I don't dream he's mad at me like some women do of their deceased husbands.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 22, 2017 01:06 AM (sEDyY)

473 Also.. Hannity tweeted a few hours ago that a major announcement is coming from Kim Dotcom.

https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/866464187173752832

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 01:06 AM (BPeNq)

474
466 so, if you are baking a poundcake and you accidentally use two cups of coke instead of two cups of flour is it going to matter?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2017 01:02 AM (cPsPa)

I hate when that happens. Pound cake don't powder worth a damn and the rolled bill gets clogged.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 22, 2017 01:07 AM (e1mEI)

475 Posted by: L, Elle at May 22, 2017 01:03 AM (Rsi2C)

Bittersweet is a very good description.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 22, 2017 01:07 AM (sEDyY)

476 Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 01:05 AM (BPeNq \)

Ever been on GLP? That's a weird site in and of itself

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:08 AM (/cEXt)

477 I would wake up almost at the same exact time before I hit the spikes.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:05 AM
*****
Isn't that something? I never die in my dreams either. Just almost die.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 22, 2017 01:08 AM (Rsi2C)

478 Another thing I did not know, but just learned. Meri Wilson was the one who sang "Peter, the Meter Reader". I remember that, but that wasn't her first one.

The first one was "Telephone Man", the same double entendre lyrics about her calling a telephone man out to install a phone. One line is about him asking what kind of ringer she wants, she can have a "ding-a-ling".

She was apparently a one trick pony, doing many songs like this, including "Dick the DJ" and "Santa's Coming".

Sadly, she died in 2002 in Georgia, where she lived, killed in a car wreck, losing control in icy conditions.

In 1999, she made an updated version of "Telephone Man", called "Internet Man", about some dude coming out to hook up her internet.

Although I remember Peter the Meter Reader, "Telephone Man" was a bigger hit. SHe sang locally in Atlanta for 20 years.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 01:08 AM (8O3HH)

479 Sorry. I usually have those dreams a couple times a year and last night was one of those times. It's been almost seven years so I had expected them to become fewer but I guess not. At least I don't dream he's mad at me like some women do of their deceased husbands.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 22, 2017 01:06 AM (sEDyY)

Nothing to be sorry for, Ma'am.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 01:09 AM (ycWCI)

480 The Electro-boom videos are entertaining, but they have more sparks and flame.

This guy is taking apart a Dyson V9 motor and explaining what it is and what it does.
He's breadboarding stuff and explaining wave forms and what they mean.

https://youtu.be/YfnyhoEZXhM

Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2017 01:10 AM (mkDpn)

481 Posted by: L, Elle at May 22, 2017 01:08 AM (Rsi2C)
I THINK I've died in my dreams but I'm not certain. I do remember waking up really fucking concerned though.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:11 AM (/cEXt)

482 Ever been on GLP? That's a weird site in and of itself
--

I am embarrassed to admit yes, I visit GLP. Their stuff is actually tamer than 4chan (Hate Irish/Jew/Scandi/ Misc threads) as opposed to "Why Do Dogs Foot Pads Smell Like Corn Chips"

Yes, the latter is an actual thread you can read now.

As is "President Trump Has the Biggest Balls in the World."

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 01:12 AM (BPeNq)

483 Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 01:12 AM (BPeNq)

GLP is hilarious and sometimes informative. 4chan can make me feel like I walked into the clan convention.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:15 AM (/cEXt)

484 465 Apparently woman have the Old Hag dream as well as men.

There are famous painting depicting this, and different lores about who the Old Hag is.

In the Salem Witch trials, some of the accused women were accused of being the Old Hag.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 01:01 AM (8O3HH)


I had a waking dream in which a figure in dark robes entered my husband's and my bedroom. The figure walked over to my husband's side of the bed. I managed to turn, and saw the figure hunched over my husband's chest with what operated to be a dagger. It was unbelievably terrifying, because I was awake during this episode.

Five months later, my husband died unexpectedly of a heart attack.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 22, 2017 01:15 AM (TdMsT)

485 You will be exposed to racism, sexism, general hate, and, on occasion, pron images. It's not that well organized either, so it's a bit hard to navigate.

Its okay. I've been to a faculty lounge before.

btw, your absolutely right about Hannity. He deserves it. He's like a dog with a bone: sometimes it's annoying, but sometimes he gets to the marrow.

The trap is closing on these Sewer Rats.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 22, 2017 01:16 AM (Ndje9)

486 Apparently being a fashion disaster is a requirement this year at the Billboard Awards. *thud*

http://preview.tinyurl.com/m4memud

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2017 01:16 AM (U9f86)

487 Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 22, 2017 01:15 AM (TdMsT)

What in the actual fuck. That creeped me the hell out.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:17 AM (/cEXt)

488 GLP is hilarious and sometimes informative. 4chan can make me feel like I walked into the clan convention.
--

Yeah, 4chan can be super racist. And offensive. And very anti-woman.

That all being said, if you weed through the scary stuff and ignore it, there can be some interesting info there. And, for the most part, many there support Trump.

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 01:18 AM (BPeNq)

489 In 1999, she made an updated version of "Telephone Man", called "Internet Man", about some dude coming out to hook up her internet.

Although I remember Peter the Meter Reader, "Telephone Man" was a bigger hit. SHe sang locally in Atlanta for 20 years.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 01:08 AM (8O3HH)

There is a whole genre of double-entendre blues songs going back to the earliest days of recording.

Here's Dinah Washington singing about her dentist:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3kwdM_puAs

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2017 01:20 AM (0deF2)

490 Yeah, 4chan can be super racist. And offensive. And very anti-woman.

That all being said, if you weed through the scary stuff and ignore it, there can be some interesting info there. And, for the most part, many there support Trump.
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 01:18 AM (BPeNq)

I think most of the -isms online is just merely meant to shock more than any heartfelt belief. Or rather the Progs have achieved their wish and now people are finding new ways to be transgressive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 01:21 AM (ycWCI)

491 There is a whole genre of double-entendre blues songs going back to the earliest days of recording.

Here's Dinah Washington singing about her dentist:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3kwdM_puAs
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2017 01:20 AM (0deF2)

60 Minute Man did not seem very subtle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 01:22 AM (ycWCI)

492 So of course I miss the only gun thread in eons.

But, that's because I was shooting (a 2-gun match, rifle/shotgun). And, after that, going to the range/store and picking up a revolver after the waiting period - and shooting that.

So .... technically, I missed the gun thread for entirely gun-reasons.

But thanks MH for posting one. Gonna go read it now.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2017 01:23 AM (QDnY+)

493 Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 01:18 AM (BPeNq)


At the expense of sounding like a snowflake, with all the racism - some of which is "satire" - I do wonder with whom I cast my lot with in terms of being a Trump supporter.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:24 AM (/cEXt)

494 AOP, didn't check, is that blues song the one about "doctor (some name) drill me all the time"? That was fantastic.

For some reason, I still remember a blues song with the refrain "woke up in da alley, dump truck done run over me".

And off to gun-nuttery below.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2017 01:24 AM (QDnY+)

495 322 Gonna be selfish (but its my birthday, so please indulge me) and ask for prayers as depression, anxiety and insecurities are beating me senseless and I need more than myself to deal with at any given moment.

Thanks.
Posted by: Bete the Deplorable at May 21, 2017 11:28 PM (Ojki1)


Prayers for you, Beth, that God will restore your peace and joy and that he will lead you to the right medical professionals.

Please go see a psychiatrist. Depression is easily treated in most cases, sometimes by Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation that doesn't even require medication.

Panic attacks can also be treated, too. Besides medication, look into Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, or CBT. It essentially refrains your brain to no longer respond to triggering situations with a panic attack. Medication and CBT is a good combination.

I mentioned this to you the other night but I want to continue to let you know that I care.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 22, 2017 01:25 AM (nvMvs)

496 60 Minute Man did not seem very subtle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 01:22 AM (ycWCI)

Listen to some of Jelly Roll Morton's risque recordings. Absolutely explicit, and they were made in the 1930's. You can find them on the yutubes. Would never get airplay, but really weren't intended for broadcast.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2017 01:26 AM (0deF2)

497 To be specific; not all Trump supporters but the 4chan/internet cabal types

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:26 AM (/cEXt)

498 AOP, didn't check, is that blues song the one about "doctor (some name) drill me all the time"? That was fantastic.

For some reason, I still remember a blues song with the refrain "woke up in da alley, dump truck done run over me".

And off to gun-nuttery below.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2017 01:24 AM (QDnY+)

It's called Long John Blues, Long John being the dentist, and there's a line, "you thrill me when you drill me".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2017 01:28 AM (0deF2)

499 487 Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 22, 2017 01:15 AM (TdMsT)

What in the actual fuck. That creeped me the hell out.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:17 AM (/cEXt)


It freaks me out to this day, and it's been almost 10 years.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 22, 2017 01:29 AM (TdMsT)

500
At the expense of sounding like a snowflake, with all the racism - some of which is "satire" - I do wonder with whom I cast my lot with in terms of being a Trump supporter.
Posted by: thathalfrican


4chan is racist to no end.

On purpose. Shit-stirring is their goal.

Best to ignore that vein of 'support.'

That said, how about not 'supporting' any president of any stripe?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2017 01:29 AM (udajc)

501 Yeah, 4chan can be super racist. And offensive. And very anti-woman.

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2017 01:18 AM (BPeNq)


And full of pedophiles...

Posted by: The goggles, they do nothing at May 22, 2017 01:32 AM (vBeA5)

502 At the expense of sounding like a snowflake, with all the racism - some of which is "satire" - I do wonder with whom I cast my lot with in terms of being a Trump supporter.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:24 AM (/cEXt)

Questions are always good. It always comes back to one thing though: what do you think is right?

If an asshole agrees with you? Does that make you wrong because he agrees with you? Or is it merely a data point?

I still say that 99% of the 'racism' out there is people just rebelling against what they see as the current zeitgeist.

Are they assholes? Sure.

Are they morons? Probably. I think everyone is an idiot, including myself on more than one occasion.

Racism is tribalism of the meanest sort. However, in general, it cannot survive contact with the object of the ism, so to speak.

It is like the old Dennis Miller line: "Why hate someone for the color of their skin- when if you take the time to really get to know them, there are so many better reasons to hate them for?"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 01:32 AM (ycWCI)

503

While it wasn't a dream, I did have one instance of spooky premonition. I was driving home one night, and I would've been in my mid to late 20s or so, would've been around 1990 or so.

Anyway, on this road there's a section of several near hairpin curves and little hills. A local church sits on this road before the hair pin curves. Right before I got to the church, I had this feeling of intense dread come over me. I mean really something.

This caused me to slow down and nearly stop. Right in front of the church. Then, I saw the lights. There was this lunatic, perhaps drunk who had come around from the last curve on the wrong side of the road.

Had I not slowed down, I would've likely hit him head on in that curve.

Now, that was spooky and makes me wonder.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 01:34 AM (8O3HH)

504 Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2017 01:29 AM (udajc)

Whaddya mean not "supporting" a pres? I support Trump insomuch as he pushed back the Left as a movement as made them insane as a whole.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:34 AM (/cEXt)

505 Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 01:32 AM (ycWCI)

LMAO thank you for the levity and I agree with the majority of your post. I will say however, on some of those sites the word n*gger is thrown around with ease which again makes me go "hmmmm....."

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:37 AM (/cEXt)

506 Howdy roonz and roonettez. I had great plans today about putting the linoleum down on my train room floor...great plans...


yeah, I didn't get it done.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 22, 2017 01:40 AM (vbvxt)

507 I remember a dream I had maybe 20 years ago.

My grandfather died when I was in 8th grade. He was one of the best men I have ever known. Career Army. Served in WWII and Korea. The prototypical Grandfather.

A couple years after he passed away, I had a dream. We would always visit my grandparents in El Paso every summer. We would drive up to their house and he would come out and greet us. In the dream I knew he was dead, so I was shocked when he came around the side of the house and greeted me. He asked me why I was crying and I hugged him and said I missed him so very much. It was such a perfect moment of peace and comfort.

Sure, it was just a dream. Right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 01:40 AM (ycWCI)

508 Albert King wasnt exactly known for heing subtle.
Crosscut Saw comes to mind.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QNsLyQGSqIg

Laundromat Blues is another that would never make it past the censors these days.

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 22, 2017 01:41 AM (I7I0v)

509
Whaddya mean not "supporting" a pres? I support Trump insomuch as he pushed back the Left as a movement as made them insane as a whole.
Posted by: thathalfrican


Trump is his own beast. Don't see the need to support or not support him.

I think that's the whole point of electing a wild weasel.

As long as DC find it uncomfortable, well, rowing on.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2017 01:44 AM (udajc)

510
Another good one, I mean really disturbing was one that happened to a guy I knew. He's gone now, but we were talking about spooky stuff, and he had a lulu. He was in the Air Force years ago, and was stationed at some base, living there with his wife.

One day, he was on the job at the base and got a call. His wife had been killed in a car accident, going to town. He said they called him out and had him identify the body, and he fell apart. He was at home that night, and was making arrangements. Her family was coming out. His was as well, and they were planning all that out.

He goes to bed. When he wakes up, there is his wife, in the bed with him as always. It was the start of the same day where she was killed. He told her not to go anywhere that day. Don't leave the house.

He says that whole day was a real as anything, and he just can't explain it.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 01:47 AM (8O3HH)

511 Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2017 01:44 AM (udajc)

I feel ya wcl, I also feel the need to "support" him because the left is fucking insane and is married to the idea of violence against us.

The hate they have for him is even moreso for us.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:47 AM (/cEXt)

512 Mother eff publius...

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:50 AM (/cEXt)

513 He says that whole day was a real as anything, and he just can't explain it.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 22, 2017 01:47 AM (8O3HH)


It's called a visitation. Unexplained paraphenomenon.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 22, 2017 01:57 AM (TdMsT)

514 I was doing some sandblasting today, and I am covered in sand. Time to hit the shower, and then the sack. Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2017 02:00 AM (0deF2)

515 514 I was doing some sandblasting today, and I am covered in sand. Time to hit the shower, and then the sack. Night, all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2017 02:00 AM (0deF2)

Night, AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 02:01 AM (ycWCI)

516 Sure, it was just a dream. Right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 01:40 AM (ycWCI)



At the risk of sounding like the village crackpot, I have had two visitations: one in 1979 with my grandmother immediately after her death, and one in 2007 with my husband, immediately following his death. Both visitations were extremely vivid and real, and each visitation started with an "announcement," as if by a narrator, who said: "THIS IS SIGNIFICANT."

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 22, 2017 02:02 AM (TdMsT)

517 And Fortitude just keeps getting weirder.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 02:03 AM (ycWCI)

518 No matter what happens, Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders will never be president of the United States.

Saying will never, ever get old!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 22, 2017 02:03 AM (lQqij)

519 Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 22, 2017 02:02 AM (TdMsT)

Very cool and very eerie.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 02:03 AM (/cEXt)

520 As for the Moron lifestyle . . . where da boobies?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 22, 2017 02:04 AM (lQqij)

521 520 As for the Moron lifestyle . . . where da boobies?
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 22, 2017 02:04 AM (lQqij)

http://tinyurl.com/laawbml

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 02:10 AM (ycWCI)

522 497 To be specific; not all Trump supporters but the 4chan/internet cabal types
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 01:26 AM (/cEXt)


I deplore political correctness, but using slurs that are traditionally meant to demean and degrade is unacceptable. The commenters on such sites may not all be racist at heart, but they use such terms to shock others.

There are plenty of other places, such as AOSHQ where like-minded people will support and respect you.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 22, 2017 02:13 AM (TdMsT)

523 Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 22, 2017 02:13 AM (TdMsT)

AOS is good shit generally. Especially the nightwalker threads.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 02:21 AM (/cEXt)

524 523 Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 22, 2017 02:13 AM (TdMsT)

AOS is good shit generally. Especially the nightwalker threads.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 22, 2017 02:21 AM (/cEXt)


Yes. Lots of great humor!

Goodnight, Sir.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 22, 2017 02:27 AM (TdMsT)

525 I love big corporations in TV shows, they are so wasteful of people. Who do they think they are, the DNC?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 02:28 AM (ycWCI)

526 for thathalfrican
"A stream has rights
because a stream is always water.
To cross it, you must bridge it,
And it will not flow up hill."
Henry Reed, A Map of Verona - Lives


Posted by: stonecutter at May 22, 2017 02:34 AM (Bfr22)

527 As for the Moron lifestyle . . . where da boobies?

---

Here are a pair of nice boobies for you:

http://bit.ly/2qGj23d

Posted by: mpthompson at May 22, 2017 02:36 AM (b0njJ)

528 Here are a pair of nice boobies for you:

http://bit.ly/2qGj23d
Posted by: mpthompson at May 22, 2017 02:36 AM (b0njJ)

I smell a trap...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 02:37 AM (ycWCI)

529 Just finished season 2 of Fortitude. Not too bad. Seemed to move quicker and be more enjoyable than season 1. One note for potential viewers- they like to come up with scenes to make you squirm/shock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2017 02:47 AM (ycWCI)

530 I smell a trap...

---

You sir are very wise.

Posted by: mpthompson at May 22, 2017 03:13 AM (b0njJ)

531 Well here we go again its Monday.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2017 03:53 AM (Ot7+c)

532 The faith in the press has dropped 1% a year for forty years. I wish Spicer would tell this to their faces on a daily basis. "What makes you more believable than weirdos on 4chan? Are you more believable?"

They're not, but I want to hear them to defend the idea.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2017 04:14 AM (VdICR)

533 Good Morning Everyone. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 22, 2017 05:15 AM (d76uN)

534 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2017 06:02 AM (J+eG2)

535 Mornin'

Posted by: wing at May 22, 2017 06:04 AM (Ohl7S)

536 I guess PDT is arriving in Israel about now.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2017 06:05 AM (J+eG2)

537 GM! What a treat...slept til 5am. Here's to a more normal week than last.

Posted by: lizabth at May 22, 2017 06:11 AM (Sz27t)

538 Live feed,

https://youtu.be/kAuZ66I8x70

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 22, 2017 06:14 AM (d76uN)

539 good morning horde

was there a code in thee ONT pics?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 22, 2017 06:16 AM (hMwEB)

540 Mornin.

Blue tie yesterday, red and white stripes today. Looks like PDT put away his standard red power ties for this trip.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 22, 2017 06:18 AM (ul9CR)

541 Good morning from Wright-Pat AFB in lovely Dayton OH.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 22, 2017 06:19 AM (r1+dH)

542 Good Morning. I see on my providers front page, can't live without it, AP Nooz....

"Jeb Bush says he foresaw Trump being a 'chaos president'

What, a White House official was suddenly unavailable?

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2017 06:19 AM (8ikIW)

543 "Jeb Bush says he foresaw Trump being a 'chaos president'"



Jeb, go back to sleep.



Please clap

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2017 06:21 AM (J+eG2)

544 Morning All, I guess the press heard a different speech yesterday. No mention of human rights- give me a break- the whole thing was about the right to a life free from terrorism.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2017 06:22 AM (NthhF)

545 All-time classic primary debate moment:

Jeb! - "My mom is the strongest person I know..."

Trump - "Then *she* should be running for President."

Damn that shit was funny.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 22, 2017 06:23 AM (ul9CR)

546 Morning All, I guess the press heard a different
speech yesterday. No mention of human rights- give me a break- the
whole thing was about the right to a life free from terrorism.

Posted by: Ben Had

Really?
Hmmm. That's not what Skippy the lunch boy told me.
Does anybody have a page or two of notes they can read to me?

XOX
MSM

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2017 06:24 AM (8ikIW)

547 "Jeb Bush says he foresaw Trump being a 'chaos president'"

As long as they keep crying I know President Trump is doing his job. Keep up the good work.

kaos!!!

muh russia!!!!


Wah

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 22, 2017 06:27 AM (d76uN)

548 Just spit ballin but whatta think the chances that mr sotero would of done a direct flight from saudi to Israel?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 22, 2017 06:32 AM (d76uN)

549 Chaos, well alright then. The status quo certainly wasn't working.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2017 06:39 AM (NthhF)

550 Morning All, I guess the press heard a different speech yesterday. No mention of human rights- give me a break- the whole thing was about the right to a life free from terrorism.

Posted by: Ben Had

Did you read *anywhere* that the 57 countries of the Organization of Islamic Cooperation attended the event (with the exception of Syria and Iran)? Or that all agreed to work together to stop terror?

If the halfrican had accomplished such a task the Nobel Prize committee would be meeting in emergency session.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 22, 2017 06:39 AM (HTdUD)

551 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2017 06:39 AM (u82oZ)

552 Iiiii've got the sloooows.

Posted by: this thread mimicks an old commercial at May 22, 2017 06:47 AM (wedOa)

553 Another week and the MSM will come up with another "bombshell". Got to keep the narrative going until 2018, when they think they might be able to take over all of congress. No point in me writing my Congresswomen, she is slightly more sane that Maxine. And my Senator Schumer, I might as well write a letter to Santa Clause.

Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2017 06:47 AM (yccFX)

554 Looks like I'd need about forty comments a day to make the Top 10 ... including weekends.

That's not going to happen. More underachievement for me.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 22, 2017 06:49 AM (fiGNd)

555 If you look closely at the picture of the Congressional Library in yesterdays book thread....You will see Maxine Waters sitting in those magnificent surroundings reading a comic book.

Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2017 06:50 AM (yccFX)

556 You will see Maxine Waters sitting in those magnificent surroundings reading a comic book.


Posted by: Colin

And her lips are moving.

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2017 06:50 AM (8ikIW)

557 "You will see Maxine Waters sitting in those magnificent surroundings reading a comic book."

Nah, above her level.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 22, 2017 06:51 AM (d76uN)

558 E Deploribus Unum- If Barky had done that, a second Nobel and an instant repeal of the 23rd amendment.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2017 06:51 AM (NthhF)

559 OIC Member State Countries

(Organization of Islamic Cooperation countries)
Islamic Republic of AFGHANISTAN
Republic of ALBANIA
People’s Democratic Republic of ALGERIA
Republic of AZERBAIJAN
Kingdom of BAHRAIN
People’s Republic of BANGLADESH
Republic of BENIN
BRUNEI-DARUSSALAM
BURKINA-FASO
Republic of CAMEROON
Republic of CHAD
Union of The COMOROS
Republic of COTE D'IVOIRE
Republic of DJIBOUTI
Arab Republic of EGYPT
Republic of GABON
Republic of The GAMBIA
Republic of GUINEA
Republic of GUINEA-BISSAU
Republic of GUYANA
Republic of INDONESIA
Islamic Republic of IRAN
Republic of IRAQ
Hashemite Kingdom of JORDAN
Republic of KAZAKHSTAN
State of KUWAIT
KYRGYZ Republic
Republic of LEBANON
Great Socialist People’s LIBYAN ARAB JAMAHIRIYA
MALAYSIA
Republic of MALDIVES
Republic of MALI
Islamic Republic of MAURITANIA
Kingdom of MOROCCO
Republic of MOZAMBIQUE
Republic of NIGER
Federal Republic of NIGERIA
Sultanate of OMAN
Islamic Republic of PAKISTAN
State of PALESTINE
State of QATAR
Kingdom of SAUDI ARABIA
Republic of SENEGAL
Republic of SIERRA LEONE
Republic of SOMALIA
Republic of The SUDAN
Republic of SURINAME
SYRIAN Arab Republic
Republic of TAJIKISTAN
Republic of TOGO
Republic of TUNISIA
Republic of TURKEY
Republic of TURKMENISTAN
Republic of UGANDA
State of The UNITED ARAB EMIRATES
Republic of UZBEKISTAN
Republic of YEMEN

Attendees at Trump speech

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 22, 2017 06:53 AM (HTdUD)

560 DC is quacking in it's boots so the insiders say. Apparently the Seth Rich assassination isn't going away and evidence has turned up out of their control.

Get the rope.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 22, 2017 06:57 AM (j8rhH)

561 Oh great- Churches are claiming they are sanctuaries for illegals. Hope all of their congregation is OK with that.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2017 07:07 AM (NthhF)

562 If you look closely at the picture of the Congressional Library in yesterdays book thread....You will see Maxine Waters sitting in those magnificent surroundings reading a comic book.
Posted by: Colin

Upside down

Posted by: Jean at May 22, 2017 07:31 AM (9TU00)

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Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat