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MAH BUTT! IT HURTS!

Ok, so here's the background. Somebody took the following picture of Senator Ben Saase and Chuckie Schumer:

Saase.jpg

Senator Sasse's response was pretty funny-something along the lines of "Senator Schumer and I look like two guys getting stoned outside a wedding", and the Washington Free Beacon decided to tweet the picture as a caption contest. That's when Ted Cruz weighed in:


Pretty funny stuff, and lots of people were laughing and giving Cruz Twitter high fives, and we can't have that now, can we? Someone might get the idea that a REPUBLICAN had a sense of humor or something.

Enter GQ.

First of all, the title of their article is, well, maybe a tish alarmist:

TED CRUZ SOMEHOW ALREADY RUINED ROMPERS FOR MEN!

Now the folks in GQ's twitter feed seemed to think that this made Cruz a hero (they don't all wear capes, you know), thereby not just invalidating their premise but inverting it, but I encourage you to go read it for yourself (it's only 2 paragraphs long). The spittle flecked vitriol (over a funny TWEET) is something to behold.

Sheesh, what an absolute riot that one is. See, it's funny because Ted Cruz is saying Schumer bought not one, but two rompers for men. And of course a snowflake like Democrat Chuck Schumer would wear something that only girls wear. Get it now? Get it? Look, we're not even saying that RompHims are stylish, but honestly we're just a little shocked that Cruz was able to destroy all of the Twitter fun the RompHim had provided over the past 48 hours this fast. This is why we can't have nice things.

GQ (aren't they supposed to be a FASHION magazine??) seems quite put out that people are mocking the sartorial splendor that is the RompHim. More than that, however, they are incensed that a Republican made a funny. These people have lost their damn minds.

Open thread until the ONT shows up.

Posted by: WeirdDave at 08:59 PM




Comments

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1 That's my line!

Posted by: Preezy 44 at May 19, 2017 08:50 PM (S8ozK)

2 Frisk!

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 19, 2017 08:50 PM (cVFGj)

3 Schummer (In the glasses) looks like he is trying desperately to not poop his pants.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 19, 2017 08:52 PM (cVFGj)

4 Isn't GQ the headquarters of The Resistance?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 19, 2017 08:53 PM (qJhUV)

5 How did Cruz hear what Chuckie said?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2017 08:53 PM (J+eG2)

6 Well good on Cruz. Didn't know he had it in him.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 19, 2017 08:54 PM (CNHr1)

7 One of the editors of GQ is an obnoxious little shit who's daddy wrote speeches for Lloyd Benson. He was an obnoxious little shit when he was a kid and sounds exactly like this spittle laced nutballism, although he's probably handed off the writing to some other little vermin.


Yeah, a republican weighs in and RUINS everything.


Get a sense of humor you little pieces of shit.

Posted by: dagny at May 19, 2017 08:54 PM (EHCwC)

8 Senatorial Shitheads Anonymous

"My name is Chucky and I haz a problem"

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 19, 2017 08:54 PM (Uxokn)

9 And doesn't Schumer look like he's been on a 3 day drunk? lol!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 19, 2017 08:54 PM (CNHr1)

10 Cruz crushed it.

Posted by: mx4 at May 19, 2017 08:55 PM (kZ+an)

11 Is the other guy a male prostitute on his day off?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 19, 2017 08:55 PM (qJhUV)

12 Isn't GQ a gay men's magazine?

Posted by: John Keats at May 19, 2017 08:55 PM (4xVwT)

13 Who is that on the escalator in the link? That's not cruz, is it? Man, he has put on weight. Those congressional lunch meetings really pack the calories.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 19, 2017 08:57 PM (cVFGj)

14 TED CRUZ SOMEHOW ALREADY RUINED ROMPERS FOR MEN!

I thought it was the ghey factor that did that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 19, 2017 08:57 PM (vRcUp)

15 HEY THANKS FOR THE NOOD!!!!!

NOT

Posted by: Country Boy at May 19, 2017 08:57 PM (Jcg9Q)

16 GQ is a magazine on actual paper that is made for neurotics.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 19, 2017 08:57 PM (c1VpD)

17 Cry Haddock!!! And Unleash The Horde Of Mockery!

Posted by: filbert at May 19, 2017 08:58 PM (s5o+q)

18 Which one is the ghey escort?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 19, 2017 08:58 PM (4xVwT)

19 Cruz best not comment on my Zardoz thong. I'll turn him into gold is what I'll do. The twerp.

Posted by: Sean Connery at May 19, 2017 08:58 PM (S8ozK)

20 Reminder: Schumer was Anthony Weiner's mentor.




The Huma/Weiner marriage was a fake marriage designed to unite the Clintons and the Schumers.


Wrap your mind around the disgust.

Posted by: dagny at May 19, 2017 08:58 PM (EHCwC)

21 NOOD

STOMP

NOOD

STOMP

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 19, 2017 08:58 PM (Uxokn)

22 I'll fight any one of you faggots in The Octagon!!!

Posted by: Chuck "Not Amy" Schumer at May 19, 2017 08:58 PM (qJhUV)

23 GQ is for pillow biters and shit eaters.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 19, 2017 08:58 PM (89T5c)

24 Trick question. They all are!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 19, 2017 08:59 PM (4xVwT)

25 "Hottest Fashion Trend for 20something Women: Going Out to Clubs Dressed in Nothing But Strategically-Placed Black Electrical Tape
A non-dress that basically only covers your nipples and nethers for $200. I'm taking a Wait and See Attitude on this one. "

Didn't Wendy O. Williams already do this, like, 40 yrs ago?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 19, 2017 08:59 PM (w+Jhj)

26 We should, at all times, remember to hang the recent divorcee and plear-er of guilt, Mr. Weiner, firmly around the neck of the honorable senator from New York, Sen. Schumer.

This albatross isn't going to hang itself.

Posted by: navybrat at May 19, 2017 08:59 PM (w7KSn)

27 Does this mean the ONT will be late?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 19, 2017 08:59 PM (cVFGj)

28 "Hottest Fashion Trend for 20something Women: Going Out to Clubs Dressed
in Nothing But Strategically-Placed Black Electrical Tape
A non-dress that basically only covers your nipples and nethers for $200. I'm taking a Wait and See Attitude on this one. "

The number of women who could pull this off? About...three.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 19, 2017 09:00 PM (qJhUV)

29 so, the guy on the railing seems a little old to be a senate page

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 09:01 PM (cPsPa)

30 Let us not forget that creepy Chuck Schumer gave Anthony Weiner his start.

Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2017 09:01 PM (BO/km)

31 Millennial tipping one the count of

one...

two...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 19, 2017 09:01 PM (vChNs)

32 Is Cruz making himself available for the NBA Draft or is he going to play another year at Duke?

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2017 09:02 PM (/0dcw)

33 So this is ONT foreplay?

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 19, 2017 09:02 PM (lJW6d)

34 Hey thanks for the nod.



*nods*
*smiles*

any time.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 19, 2017 09:02 PM (cVFGj)

35 >> so, the guy on the railing seems a little old to be a senate page



He's got the mouth of a 15 year old Eagle Scout.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at May 19, 2017 09:02 PM (/0dcw)

36 The number of women who could pull this off? About...three.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 19, 2017 09:00 PM (qJhUV)

---

isn't that going to sting?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 19, 2017 09:03 PM (vChNs)

37 well, the nice thing for girls going to clubs wearing electrical tape is they save on waxing. even if you do not have time before a date to hit the boutique, when you get down to business after the date, zip, and you are instantly smooth as a baby's bottom.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 09:03 PM (cPsPa)

38 "Is Cruz making himself available for the NBA Draft or is he going to play another year at Duke?

Posted by: garrett"

Unfortunately, "Acid" Allen is sticking around another year at Dook.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 19, 2017 09:03 PM (w+Jhj)

39 Good night horde

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2017 09:03 PM (Ot7+c)

40 Think they might be a little annoyed because Cruz showed how silly Romhims are in addition, in addition to being successfully funny.

Bravo channel's Andy Cohen and some quarterback were already in on the trend...(scroll down for pics of these guys).

http://preview.tinyurl.com/m8qkr2m

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2017 09:03 PM (NOIQH)

41 ted cruz, three birds, one stone. excellent.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 09:03 PM (KP5rU)

42 Juan Williams is very smart for a black guy.

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at May 19, 2017 09:04 PM (Uxokn)

43
The next step for Fake News is: To find "former" Trump supporters who have had enough of Trump's lies and crimes.

Do not doubt me; this is coming next.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 19, 2017 09:04 PM (CyMMI)

44 >> the nice thing for girls going to clubs wearing electrical tape is


Say 'Goodbye' to unsightly nipple hair!

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2017 09:04 PM (/0dcw)

45
Didn't Wendy O. Williams already do this, like, 40 yrs ago?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert


While cutting up a car with a chainsaw.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2017 09:04 PM (IqV8l)

46 Cruz kills it on Twitter. First the Grayson Allen joke and now this.

Kudos.

He'll make a fine president one day.

Posted by: MacGruber at May 19, 2017 09:04 PM (9rx6L)

47 Enter GQ.




GQ the HQ of the Resistance leader Queef Olberdouche

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 19, 2017 09:05 PM (auHtY)

48 To seal the deal, Anthony had to let me put these inside Huma.

And that's why I never wash that hand.

Posted by: C Schumer at May 19, 2017 09:05 PM (vChNs)

49 Or what dagny said.

Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2017 09:05 PM (BO/km)

50 Ghey Quarterly can eat an entire bag of dicks.....well, one more bag than they usually and happily munch on.

Posted by: GOULD at May 19, 2017 09:05 PM (jVyGJ)

51 Hey, what did Bob Beckel say that got him canned?

Posted by: dagny at May 19, 2017 09:05 PM (EHCwC)

52 So who's the guy sitting on the railing?

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2017 09:05 PM (sdi6R)

53 When I want the latest in men's fashion, I always go to Huffington Post.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 19, 2017 09:05 PM (cVFGj)

54 >>...when you get down to business after the date, zip, and you are instantly smooth as a baby's bottom.


Yeah, a coupla issues I can see:
--- How do you go to the bathroom?
--- How do you get home after removing tape to get down to business - you have no clothes for the 'walk of shame'!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2017 09:05 PM (NOIQH)

55 "The number of women who could pull this off? About...three."

As with yoga pants, expect for there to be many instances of persons who *think* they can, but who really shouldn't have even essayed the attempt.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 19, 2017 09:05 PM (ujwCG)

56 "While cutting up a car with a chainsaw.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."

No school like the old school.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 19, 2017 09:06 PM (w+Jhj)

57 Juan Williams is very smart for a black guy.
Posted by: Egg McMuffin

I always called him Buckwheat. We were close like that.

Posted by: Bob Beckel at May 19, 2017 09:06 PM (ThlaB)

58 Is GQ mad that Cruz ruined RompHims, or that he has ruined making fun of RompHims? It seems like the latter - they are not defending the RompHims but rather the memification of them.

And now, Ted Cruz, Mr. Uncool Square Guy, has joined in the fun, and that means now nobody else can make fun of RompHims anymore because they will then be like Cruz and every Republican must be DENORMALIZED (you have to say that in Dalek voice).

Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2017 09:06 PM (tFx3r)

59 "I'm not drunk. I've only had two drinks this morning!"

Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 19, 2017 09:06 PM (J9FkY)

60 Say 'Goodbye' to unsightly nipple hair!
Posted by: garrett at May



and the nipple.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 09:06 PM (cPsPa)

61 37 well, the nice thing for girls going to clubs wearing electrical tape is they save on waxing. even if you do not have time before a date to hit the boutique, when you get down to business after the date, zip, and you are instantly smooth as a baby's bottom.

----

Great, a Groucho Marx landing strip. how sexy.

Posted by: C Schumer at May 19, 2017 09:06 PM (vChNs)

62 The next step for Fake News is: To find "former" Trump supporters who have had enough of Trump's lies and crimes.

I settle for the disgruntled federal employee who quit to protest Trump's election. Aren't there supposed to be thousands?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 19, 2017 09:06 PM (qJhUV)

63 Ha!


Trump calls fucking nutjob Comey a 'nutjob'.


HA!

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 19, 2017 09:06 PM (Uxokn)

64 Is it pronounced "romp him" or "romfim"?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 19, 2017 09:06 PM (vRcUp)

65 28; certain olfactory senses will most likely be disturbed by this trend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 09:07 PM (KP5rU)

66 isn't GQ the home of Keith Olbermann, who's a twat?

and do the rompers for men include butt plugs?

Posted by: Mallfly Queen of Hoboken at May 19, 2017 09:07 PM (ILitO)

67 I simply don't understand exactly what GQ is whining about. Seriously. Ted Cruz made a f*ing awesome joke about "romphims". What, exactly, is their problem with that?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at May 19, 2017 09:08 PM (8Q5sl)

68 Remember when men's magazines used to have pictures of hot chicks, and stories about how to bang chicks, while trying to sell overpriced stereo equipment and clothes that no normal dude would wear?

Yeah, good times. Good times.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2017 09:08 PM (Pz4pT)

69 General Quarters!
General Quarters!

All hands prepare to repel humor

Posted by: GQ at May 19, 2017 09:08 PM (vChNs)

70 Isn't GQ a gay men's magazine?


lGbtQ

You do the math.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 19, 2017 09:08 PM (vRcUp)

71 Oh, man, did I need a laugh when I got home. Mission accomplished, WeirdDave!! Can I offer you an adult beverage?

Posted by: Peaches at May 19, 2017 09:08 PM (EgOr3)

72
An Atlanta publication, dubbed "Wussy", has taken great umbrage at the mocking of the RompHims. If you mock it, you are a troubling misogynistic bigot.

The RompHims are wonderful, not just for cis-men, but for transwomen and non-binary folks who may not identify as men, but still need room for their cock and balls.

You know who is the editor-in-chief of "Wussy"? Egg Double-Naught McNuttin.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 19, 2017 09:09 PM (8O3HH)

73 So the guy in the red shorts is Chucky Schemer's dealer and Chuck is ordering two eight-balls?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2017 09:09 PM (gDqaC)

74 Cruz's jokes might not be funny in themselves, but the Left/media axis whinings about them are comedy gold.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 19, 2017 09:09 PM (6FqZa)

75 now the next story will be how some halfwit girls did not have electrical tape so they went with 1000mph nuclear grade tape.



upside for jihadis, no more messy trips to the clitorectomy shop.


Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 09:09 PM (cPsPa)

76 Classy, Sassey, and Sloshy.

Posted by: geoffb5 at May 19, 2017 09:09 PM (d3wbb)

77 Hey, what did Bob Beckel say that got him canned?

He asked some black IT guy to sing him a few bars of "Camptown Races"

Posted by: tu3031 at May 19, 2017 09:09 PM (qJhUV)

78 So who's the guy sitting on the railing?

Nebraska Senator Ben Sasse

Posted by: Weirddave at May 19, 2017 09:09 PM (jxEDE)

79 Any funny joke can be made unfunny, simply by asking "Get it?"

Posted by: GQ at May 19, 2017 09:10 PM (vRcUp)

80 TED CRUZ SOMEHOW ALREADY RUINED ROMPERS FOR MEN!
===

GQ needs to adjust their skirt and pull the thong outta their ass.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 19, 2017 09:10 PM (Uxokn)

81 >>I simply don't understand exactly what GQ is whining about. Seriously. Ted Cruz made a f*ing awesome joke about "romphims". What, exactly, is their problem with that?

They wanted to wear them.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2017 09:10 PM (/tuJf)

82 --- How do you get home after removing tape to get down to business - you have no clothes for the 'walk of shame'!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2017 09:05 PM (NOIQH)


---

you could wear a spare roll of tape as a bracelet

Posted by: GQ at May 19, 2017 09:10 PM (vChNs)

83 Electrical tape really isn't that sticky, unless you leave it on a LONG time.

I always used it to tape up the laces on my boots while I was playing paintball, so they wouldn't come undone during a game.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 19, 2017 09:10 PM (w+Jhj)

84 GQ = "Gender Queer", now.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 19, 2017 09:10 PM (8O3HH)

85 But who is Third Man?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2017 09:10 PM (IqV8l)

86 If GQ ever manages to pull the thong out of their collective arses, their tonsils will come with it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2017 09:10 PM (gDqaC)

87 So the guy in the red shorts is Chucky Schemer's dealer and Chuck is ordering two eight-balls?
--

I thought the guy in red was his pimp and Chucky was ordering two underage boys.

Posted by: shibumi at May 19, 2017 09:11 PM (BPeNq)

88 See, it's funny because Ted Cruz is saying Schumer bought not one, but two rompers for men. And of course a snowflake like Democrat Chuck Schumer would wear something that only girls wear. Get it now? Get it?

I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT I WAS A COLUMNIST FOR GQ.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 19, 2017 09:11 PM (vRcUp)

89 60 Say 'Goodbye' to unsightly nipple hair!
Posted by: garrett at May



and the nipple.

---

wardrobe malfunction?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 19, 2017 09:11 PM (vChNs)

90 Sen. Tom Cotton is the well dressed one facing away.

Posted by: geoffb5 at May 19, 2017 09:11 PM (d3wbb)

91 How do you get home after removing tape to get down to business - you have no clothes for the 'walk of shame'!
Posted by: Lizzy at May




If you were afflicted with shame you would not go out in electrical tape.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 09:11 PM (cPsPa)

92
I can't see the funny in this because I can't get past Ben Sasse, who has a history of being a Republican Shit and anti-Trump, cavorting with Schemer.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 19, 2017 09:11 PM (CyMMI)

93 The attempt to make RompHim a major fashion trend is something I first heard from a couple of gay friends on Facebook, who mercilessly mocked the idea. Maybe the fact they were in the military has something to do with the hate, I don't know.

Posted by: Pete in TX at May 19, 2017 09:12 PM (2RBkF)

94 I'll probably regret asking this but: what are rompers?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2017 09:12 PM (ThlaB)

95 "So Barney Frank says to practice with two fingers before letting your partner put his dick up there"

Posted by: MacGruber at May 19, 2017 09:12 PM (9rx6L)

96 I'm too busy being offended by Sasse mucking around with Chuck Schumer to find the humor. Its like Churchill hanging out on the balcony with Adolph Hitler having martinis during a ceasefire....but that's where I'm at right now. WAR.

Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 19, 2017 09:12 PM (5leUT)

97 >.What, exactly, is their problem with that?


People they hate aren't allowed to be funny *and* up on the latest progressive culture.

This kills their stereotype of all Republicans being out of touch, unhip, humorless, prudish scolds.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2017 09:12 PM (NOIQH)

98
Imagine John Kasich in the Senate. That's who Ben Sasse is.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 19, 2017 09:12 PM (CyMMI)

99 The sign says "Congressional Staff Only". These guys are 'staff' now?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 19, 2017 09:12 PM (cVFGj)

100 GQ would probably feel more at home in the open-butt model called the Rumper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2017 09:12 PM (0deF2)

101 Never say no to a beveredge Peaches

Posted by: Weirddave at May 19, 2017 09:12 PM (jxEDE)

102 who the fuck reads gq anymore? i never read it, so i have no idea what this rag is. i always knew i was no gentleman anyway. never got the point.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 09:12 PM (KP5rU)

103 He asked some black IT guy to sing him a few bars of "Camptown Races"
Posted by: tu3031 at May




then pushed em in so quicksand

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 09:13 PM (cPsPa)

104 I can't see the funny in this because I can't get past Ben Sasse, who
has a history of being a Republican Shit and anti-Trump, cavorting with
Schemer.
====

I keep thinking of the window scene with Longshanks in Braveheart.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 19, 2017 09:13 PM (Uxokn)

105 re 85: Orson Welles? Ok, maybe Cain or Abel, my recollection is a bit fuzzy right now. I know that Keith Olbermann is a twat, though

Posted by: Mallfly Queen of Hoboken at May 19, 2017 09:13 PM (ILitO)

106 68
Remember when men's magazines used to have pictures of hot chicks, and
stories about how to bang chicks, while trying to sell overpriced
stereo equipment and clothes that no normal dude would wear?



Yeah, good times. Good times.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2017 09:08 PM (Pz4pT)


Better lookout. Morons will start saying you are as old as me.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2017 09:13 PM (mpXpK)

107 I'll probably regret asking this but: what are rompers?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2017 09:12 PM (Thla

Scroll down a couple of days, you'll see it right away. Although, everyone's on it now, even KFI, but I do think Ace was the first. Probably has a stylist on salary . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 19, 2017 09:13 PM (EgOr3)

108 Line from the SImpsons that was just uttered:

Homer: "Just because I imagined it doesn't mean it's not true."

And there you go. Liberalism explained.

Posted by: shibumi at May 19, 2017 09:13 PM (BPeNq)

109 >>94
I'll probably regret asking this but: what are rompers?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2017 09:12 PM (ThlaB)<<

One piece clothing item for men - looks like what girls wear, a t-shirt and short together as one.

Posted by: MacGruber at May 19, 2017 09:13 PM (9rx6L)

110
I'm too busy being offended by Sasse mucking around with Chuck Schumer to find the humor.

Whoa. It's like seeing myself in a mirror!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 19, 2017 09:13 PM (CyMMI)

111
can't see the funny in this because I can't get past Ben Sasse, who has a history of being a Republican Shit and anti-Trump, cavorting with Schemer.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class!


Weren't he and Glenn Beck conspiring last year?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2017 09:13 PM (IqV8l)

112 But who is Third Man?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2017 09:10 PM (IqV8l)



I don't know but there's that zither music again

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 19, 2017 09:14 PM (auHtY)

113 Never say no to a beveredge Peaches
Posted by: Weirddave at May




Heh. Never say no to Peaches.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 09:14 PM (cPsPa)

114 Is Ben Sasse gay? Just the way he's standing in the photo.
Also, is the guy in shorts his bf?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 19, 2017 09:14 PM (hMwEB)

115 2-0 Penguins

Posted by: tu3031 at May 19, 2017 09:14 PM (qJhUV)

116
Which brings up another point. We REALLY need a weekly AoS Caption Contest thread. That could be fun.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2017 09:14 PM (quw2O)

117 "GQ would probably feel more at home in the open-butt model called the Rumper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

Threadwinner

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 19, 2017 09:14 PM (w+Jhj)

118
Weren't he and Glenn Beck conspiring last year?
=====


*cough*

Cruz

*cough*

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 19, 2017 09:14 PM (Uxokn)

119 GQ is a poorly written rag staffed by virtue signaling pussyboys read by queer beta males.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 19, 2017 09:14 PM (9A6UB)

120 Zither music and Chucky Schemer in the sewers...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2017 09:15 PM (gDqaC)

121
Whoa. It's like seeing myself in a mirror!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 19, 2017 09:13 PM (CyMMI


My bad. I didn't see yours..until it was too late.

Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 19, 2017 09:15 PM (5leUT)

122 The number of women who could pull this off? About...three.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 19, 2017 09:00 PM (qJhUV)

Number of Morons willing to pull the tape off? All of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2017 09:15 PM (0deF2)

123 They are from left to right. Sen. Tom Cotton, Sen. Ben Sasse, and Sen. Smucky.

Posted by: geoffb5 at May 19, 2017 09:15 PM (d3wbb)

124 TED CRUZ SOMEHOW ALREADY RUINED ROMPERS FOR MEN!
===

IT'S FUNNY CAUSE THEY WROTE IN ALL CAPS!!! GET IT?

Posted by: BEN RUTABEGA at May 19, 2017 09:16 PM (vChNs)

125 >>But who is Third Man?


Looks like Tom Cotton?
He's not a sh#t like Sasse.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2017 09:16 PM (NOIQH)

126 "I feel like it's raining all over the world"

https://youtu.be/bDRbF80NKDU

BTW, anyone hear from witchdoktor? I read his posts on the Morning Report and I'm concerned.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 19, 2017 09:16 PM (rJUlF)

127
Weren't he and Glenn Beck conspiring last year?

Um, Beck was definitely in bed with mcmuffin. Maybe Sasse, too.

David French was also a player in the conspiracy to upset the GOP convention.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 19, 2017 09:16 PM (CyMMI)

128 > 67 I simply don't understand exactly what GQ is whining about. Seriously. Ted Cruz made a f*ing awesome joke about "romphims". What, exactly, is their problem with that?


Someone somewhere could read that and laugh, and perhaps for a moment think that Ted Cruz is not an inhuman monster who wants to destroy everything that is good in the world.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 19, 2017 09:16 PM (E5jIq)

129 Never say no to a beveredge Peaches

Posted by: Weirddave at May


This is why Ace pays you the big bucks, Dave.

Posted by: Peaches at May 19, 2017 09:16 PM (EgOr3)

130
Is that an orc looking out the window?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2017 09:16 PM (quw2O)

131 Holy shiit nobody at GQ has had sex with a woman.

Posted by: ryukyu at May 19, 2017 09:16 PM (Ta1DO)

132 Jeee guys, read the thread. Sasse IS the guy who looks like he's been mowing the lawn.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 19, 2017 09:16 PM (jxEDE)

133 So the Comey blowing his nose on the curtains in the oval office was satire? Darn...

Posted by: It's Me donna at May 19, 2017 09:16 PM (O2RFr)

134 85 But who is Third Man?

---

Harry Lyme

Posted by: BEN RUTABEGA at May 19, 2017 09:16 PM (vChNs)

135 "Never say no to Peaches.

Posted by: yankeefifth"

I like Peaches, that come in a can...
I like Peaches, I'm a big fan...

Actually a song about 'em. Trying to remember which group did it without Googling for the answer... The same group that did "Gump", I think.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 19, 2017 09:16 PM (w+Jhj)

136
My bad. I didn't see yours..until it was too late.

I like the cut of your jib, son.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 19, 2017 09:17 PM (CyMMI)

137 The guys at gq are staying late in the office taping each other up.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 09:17 PM (cPsPa)

138 I looked and, yup I'm regretting it.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2017 09:17 PM (ThlaB)

139 " You know, if Trump nominates that prick Cruz for the Supreme Court, I'd vote for him twice just to get rid of him."

Posted by: Chuck "Not Amy" Schumer at May 19, 2017 09:17 PM (qJhUV)

140 American Presidents

Posted by: MacGruber at May 19, 2017 09:17 PM (9rx6L)

141 106; don't worry vic. nobody here is as old as us. punks, all of them.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 09:17 PM (KP5rU)

142 Holy shiit nobody at GQ has had sex with a woman.
==

*cough*

AOSHQ morons

*cough*

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 19, 2017 09:17 PM (Uxokn)

143
Jeee guys, read the thread.


Readin will cost you extra.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 19, 2017 09:18 PM (CyMMI)

144 "Is that an orc looking out the window?





Posted by: IllTemperedCur"

Looks more like a Minion. Kevin?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 19, 2017 09:18 PM (w+Jhj)

145 second that, witchdoktor's posts raised red flags of the danger-to-self variety. guy needs help.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 19, 2017 09:18 PM (6FqZa)

146 American Presidents sang a song called "Lump" not "Gump" (pretty sure).

Posted by: MacGruber at May 19, 2017 09:18 PM (9rx6L)

147 Ted Cruz, RompHIM killer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 19, 2017 09:18 PM (Nwg0u)

148 GQ is Vogue for Gay Guys.

Only, Gay Guys read Vogue.

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2017 09:18 PM (/0dcw)

149 Enter GQ.


GQ = Gay Quarterly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 19, 2017 09:19 PM (SRKgf)

150 This is why Ace pays you the big bucks, Dave.

I must be doing something right, Ace just tripled my pay.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 19, 2017 09:19 PM (jxEDE)

151 Jeee guys, read the thread.

Don't be all flaunting your platinum membership in people's faces. Particularly not on a Friday night.

Posted by: Peaches at May 19, 2017 09:19 PM (EgOr3)

152 Better lookout. Morons will start saying you are as old as me.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2017 09:13 PM (mpXpK)

---

what did you tell people to get off of before they invented lawns?

Posted by: BEN RUTABEGA at May 19, 2017 09:19 PM (vChNs)

153 Trump calls fucking nutjob Comey a 'nutjob'.


HA!

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 19, 2017 09:06 PM (Uxokn)


In pretendy-land.

This is totally made up.

Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2017 09:19 PM (tFx3r)

154 American Presidents sang a song called "Lump" not "Gump" (pretty sure).
Posted by: MacGruber

Gump was the Weird Al parody.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2017 09:19 PM (ThlaB)

155 So I said to the waiter, I want TWO SCOOPS motherfucker. Do you know who I am?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 19, 2017 09:19 PM (W0ZYU)

156 >>Actually a song about 'em. Trying to remember which group did it without
Googling for the answer... The same group that did "Gump", I think.

The Presidents of The United STates
They also did "Lump"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2017 09:19 PM (NOIQH)

157 Holy shiit nobody at GQ has had sex with a woman.

Posted by: ryukyu at May 19, 2017 09:16 PM (Ta1DO)



I doubt they've ever tried to

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 19, 2017 09:19 PM (auHtY)

158 Jesus red shorts guy is a Senator??

How far we have fallen.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 19, 2017 09:20 PM (Jcg9Q)

159 "American Presidents


Posted by: MacGruber"

Oh yeah. The Presidents of the U.S.A. That was the group.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 19, 2017 09:20 PM (w+Jhj)

160 155
So I said to the waiter, I want TWO SCOOPS motherfucker. Do you know who I am?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 19, 2017 09:19 PM (W0ZYU)

That was really good. I guffawed. I really did.

Posted by: Peaches at May 19, 2017 09:20 PM (EgOr3)

161 What I said to the black IT guy was that line from Goodfellas. You know...about his shinebox.

Posted by: Bob Beckel at May 19, 2017 09:20 PM (S8ozK)

162 "They also did "Lump"


Posted by: Lizzy"

Right. It was Weird Al that redid it as "Gump".

My brain is fried.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 19, 2017 09:21 PM (w+Jhj)

163 In pretendy-land.



This is totally made up.

Posted by: blaster

====


Dana Perino wouldn't lie to me...would she?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 19, 2017 09:21 PM (Uxokn)

164
This is totally made up.
--

Just because we imagined something doesn't mean it's not real.

Posted by: The MFM at May 19, 2017 09:21 PM (BPeNq)

165 >>My brain is fried.


Mine, too...may be time for me to check out some more smooth 70's on Youtube...

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2017 09:22 PM (NOIQH)

166 re 135: there was a group called 'The Presidents of the United States' (yeah, had to Google it) who did a song about peaches. don't know if it's the one you're thinking of. from about 1995.

Posted by: Mallfly Queen of Hoboken at May 19, 2017 09:22 PM (ILitO)

167 That's right - Presidents of the United States.

Hard to keep up:

Presidents of the United States - band
Dead Presidents - group of bank-robbing surfers
American President - bad movie

Posted by: MacGruber at May 19, 2017 09:22 PM (9rx6L)

168 Captain Whitebread and bth, Witchdoktor reported in on the art thread. He seems to be doing okay. If this works right, it should take you to his comment.

https://tinyurl.com/preview.php?num=mkde4qs

Posted by: bluebell at May 19, 2017 09:22 PM (sBOL1)

169
I like the cut of your jib, son.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 19, 2017 09:17 PM (CyMMI)


Generally, by the time I catch wind of a new thread, it seems I end up being the "Me too!" guy, whether I know it or not. But, ya gotta admit, the Hitler/Churchill angle is GOLD.

Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 19, 2017 09:22 PM (5leUT)

170 One piece clothing item for men - looks like what girls wear, a t-shirt and short together as one.

Posted by: MacGruber at May 19, 2017 09:13 PM (9rx6L)

Or coveralls, with the arms and legs cut short. Or a jumpsuit with the legs cut short.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2017 09:22 PM (0deF2)

171 >>>American Presidents

Presidents of the United States of America.


Posted by: Evan McMullin, lead singer at May 19, 2017 09:23 PM (vRcUp)

172 Homer: "Just because I imagined it doesn't mean it's not true."

And there you go. Liberalism explained.

Posted by: shibumi at May 19, 2017 09:13 PM (BPeNq)

===

Homer: Trying is the first step toward failure.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2017 09:23 PM (EZebt)

173 3-0 Pittsburgh

Posted by: tu3031 at May 19, 2017 09:23 PM (qJhUV)

174 thanks bluebell. I can only really read the HQ at night, in the daytime I'm on the phone so I miss stuff.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 19, 2017 09:23 PM (6FqZa)

175
msnbc is off the rails

They are pushing impeachment and Nixon parallels 24/7 now. They talk about nothing else.

msnbc is at the stage of "cover up" now.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 19, 2017 09:23 PM (CyMMI)

176 >>Holy shiit nobody at GQ has had sex with a woman.

To be fair, I have my doubts about a number of the morons here.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2017 09:23 PM (/tuJf)

177 >>Or coveralls, with the arms and legs cut short. Or a jumpsuit with the legs cut short.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2017 09:22 PM (0deF2)<<


No matter how you slice them, they suck.

Posted by: MacGruber at May 19, 2017 09:23 PM (9rx6L)

178 Remember when men's magazines used to have pictures of hot chicks, and stories about how to bang chicks, while trying to sell overpriced stereo equipment and clothes that no normal dude would wear?

Yeah, good times. Good times.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2017 09:08 PM (Pz4pT)


Better lookout. Morons will start saying you are as old as me.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2017 09:13 PM (mpXpK)


Heh. That's alright, I'll be in good company.

Honestly, these kids today, they will NEVER know how cool it was to walk into a stereo store, with the tower speakers, and have some douchebag in a cheap suit tell you he bought two pair of these very expensive Cerwin Vega speakers, to go along with his awesome TEAC tape deck.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2017 09:23 PM (Pz4pT)

179 Trump calls fucking nutjob Comey a 'nutjob'.

-
IMPEACH HIM!!!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 19, 2017 09:24 PM (Nwg0u)

180 170; that almost sounds,,,,,,,,,,,,ghey?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 09:24 PM (KP5rU)

181 Holy shiit nobody at GQ has had sex with a woman.

To be fair, I have my doubts about a number of the morons here.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2017 09:23 PM (/tuJf)

Depends on which century you're talking about.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 19, 2017 09:25 PM (Jcg9Q)

182 >>Presidents of the United States of America.


For some reason, Hillary's collapse on 8/11 made me start humming "Lump"...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-aPyvRL9n4

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2017 09:25 PM (NOIQH)

183 blaster,

I have been out out the loop "work -ing".

Was it bullshit? Perino just delivered it like it was real as houses.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 19, 2017 09:25 PM (Uxokn)

184 Jeee guys, read the thread. Sasse IS the guy who looks like he's been mowing the lawn.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 19, 2017 09:16 PM (jxEDE)

Funny, he doesn't look Mexican.

(denounces self)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2017 09:25 PM (0deF2)

185 >>Honestly, these kids today, they will NEVER know how
cool it was to walk into a stereo store, with the tower speakers, and
have some douchebag in a cheap suit tell you he bought two pair of
these very expensive Cerwin Vega speakers, to go along with his awesome
TEAC tape deck.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2017 09:23 PM (Pz4pT)<<
One of my greatest buying experiences was buying my Pioneer stereo system: receiver, two-tape deck, record player, and two huge speakers.

Posted by: MacGruber at May 19, 2017 09:26 PM (9rx6L)

186 Depends on which century you're talking about.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 19, 2017 09:25 PM (Jcg9Q)

When men were men- and the women were too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 19, 2017 09:26 PM (W0ZYU)

187
msnbc is repeating the same thing over and over, and telling their viewers things "are really piling up" for Trump

This is the most bizarre thing I've ever witnessed in my life. A totally contrived controversy that has become a Federal investigation at the highest level.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 19, 2017 09:26 PM (CyMMI)

188 JS, I think Mayer's tablecloth getup 1st night at Fenway may have been a romper

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2017 09:26 PM (7dpmG)

189 176 >>Holy shiit nobody at GQ has had sex with a woman.

To be fair, I have my doubts about a number of the morons here.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2017 09:23 PM (/tuJf)

---

Blubell, Grammie Winger, FenelonSpoke, WeirdDave....

Posted by: BEN RUTABEGA at May 19, 2017 09:27 PM (vChNs)

190 To be fair, I have my doubts about a number of the morons here.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2017 09:23 PM (/tuJf)


What about the morons who simply don't care anymore?

Asking for a friend...

Posted by: MacGruber at May 19, 2017 09:27 PM (9rx6L)

191 178; don't forget the pioneer tuner and power amp. top of the line i tell ya.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 09:27 PM (KP5rU)

192 Honestly, these kids today, they will NEVER know how cool it was to walk into a stereo store, with the tower speakers, and have some douchebag in a cheap suit tell you he bought two pair of these very expensive Cerwin Vega speakers, to go along with his awesome TEAC tape deck.
--

Or what it was like to have your boyfriend's friend show off his new Nakamichi cassette deck. And then, to prove how good it sounded, put on Dark Side of the Moon.

Posted by: shibumi at May 19, 2017 09:27 PM (BPeNq)

193 we definitely need to impeach Trump, because the left will be thrilled with President Pence.

Posted by: Mallfly Queen of Hoboken at May 19, 2017 09:27 PM (ILitO)

194 From Drudge, here's a link to a retro review of Cher's music:
http://tinyurl.com/kh7da5n

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 19, 2017 09:27 PM (6FqZa)

195 Does the RompHim have snaps in the crotchular region like the 'onesie' it strongly resembles?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 09:27 PM (e9G8E)

196 180 170; that almost sounds,,,,,,,,,,,,ghey?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 09:24 PM (KP5rU


That could be because it is. But I'm an 40ish former deadhead, so what do I know..

Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 19, 2017 09:27 PM (5leUT)

197 They talk like fags and their shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 19, 2017 09:27 PM (0mRoj)

198 >>>Dead Presidents - group of bank-robbing surfers

They weren't all dead at the time Point Break was made. Carter is still alive.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 19, 2017 09:27 PM (vRcUp)

199 @195

P.S. Askin' for a friend!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 09:28 PM (e9G8E)

200 (I'm online at work and my company's internet blocked Cruz's tweet.)
But what's all this about rompers? Am I not seeing something side-splitting in that picture? Sure, it looks vaguely like Upchuck Schumer is holding a spleef the size of Hillary's thigh, but...?

Posted by: jbspry at May 19, 2017 09:28 PM (lP8dE)

201
Now Fake News and Democrats are going after Rod Rosenstein -- this is not going to go over well with Rod.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 19, 2017 09:28 PM (CyMMI)

202 132 Jeee guys, read the thread. Sasse IS the guy who looks like he's been mowing the lawn.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 19, 2017 09:16 PM (jxEDE)


Well OK, then who's the guy on the left? I thought that was Sasse.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2017 09:28 PM (sdi6R)

203 What I said to the black IT guy was that line from Goodfellas. You know...about his shinebox.

Posted by: Bob Beckel at May 19, 2017 09:20 PM (S8ozK)



You didn't tell him about who goes to jail and why?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 19, 2017 09:28 PM (auHtY)

204 178 Honestly, these kids today, they will NEVER know how
cool it was to walk into a stereo store, with the tower speakers, and
have some douchebag in a cheap suit tell you he bought two pair of
these very expensive Cerwin Vega speakers, to go along with his awesome
TEAC tape deck.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2017 09:23 PM (Pz4pT)


LOL, I always thought Cerwin Vega speakers were crap. My current main speakers are Infinities which I have replaced the main 15" drivers with a pair I bought from MCM.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2017 09:29 PM (mpXpK)

205 They weren't all dead at the time Point Break was made. Carter is still alive.

---

wishful thinking?

Posted by: BEN RUTABEGA at May 19, 2017 09:29 PM (vChNs)

206 Started digging out my Soundgarden CDs because I haven't listened to them in a while (only took the death of the lead singer). SuperUnknown and Down on the Upside. Thought I had Badmotorfinger too but can't find it. They still hold up. Cornell had a powerful voice. I was listening to a couple of his solo stuff on Amazon music on the way home from work this morning. Also very good. He mellowed out for them. I liked it. Probably check out the Audioslave stuff eventually, maybe. Never cared for that RATM idiot and he was in Audioslave too. RIP Chris. Didn't know you at all but your voice will be missed. Might be a stretch but vocally, he was on par with Freddy Mercury. Almost. Not sure Chris could hang with opera singers.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2017 09:29 PM (HCqAo)

207 I suspect the RompHim has that buttoned trapdoor opening at the seat.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 19, 2017 09:29 PM (6FqZa)

208
to go along with his awesome TEAC tape deck.

remember AIWA?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 19, 2017 09:29 PM (CyMMI)

209 >>JS, I think Mayer's tablecloth getup 1st night at Fenway may have been a romper

Whatever it was, it was troubling.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2017 09:29 PM (/tuJf)

210 >>Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 19, 2017 09:27 PM (vRcUp)<<


That's right - they were the Ex-Presidents.

Damn. My knowledge of presidential trivia sucks....

Posted by: MacGruber at May 19, 2017 09:29 PM (9rx6L)

211
remember TECHNICS turntables?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 19, 2017 09:29 PM (CyMMI)

212 Cher's dead?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 19, 2017 09:30 PM (Uxokn)

213 msnbc is repeating the same thing over and over, and telling their viewers things "are really piling up" for Trump

I know. It's like they are talking about a big, fat juicy steak and keep telling people it's chicken. And they really think if they say it long enough and loud enough, people will believe it.

Posted by: Peaches at May 19, 2017 09:30 PM (EgOr3)

214
#178

Nope.
It was a Sony Reel to Reel and a Sansui Amp

Damn if I can remember the name of the speakers.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 19, 2017 09:30 PM (cVFGj)

215 RompHim?

That's sexist.

What we need is an enclosed safe space for women (and those who identify as women) to wear these, and have fun.

A Rompher Room.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2017 09:30 PM (DMUuz)

216 Honestly, these kids today, they will NEVER know how cool it was to walk into a stereo store, with the tower speakers, and have some douchebag in a cheap suit tell you he bought two pair of these very expensive Cerwin Vega speakers, to go along with his awesome TEAC tape deck.
--

Or what it was like to have your boyfriend's friend show off his new Nakamichi cassette deck. And then, to prove how good it sounded, put on Dark Side of the Moon.
Posted by: shibumi at May 19, 2017 09:27 PM (BPeNq)


What actually makes me feel old is I recently had to replace my home cd player/sound system, and it was damn near impossible to find one with a multi-disc changer.

I mean really. Come on! I buy cds, still!

I don't want to go on the cart.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2017 09:30 PM (Pz4pT)

217 JS, lol....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kiBn7hzOTvI

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2017 09:31 PM (7dpmG)

218 I think I have an eight track player upstairs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 19, 2017 09:31 PM (LTHVh)

219 192: had a buddy do exactly that. except he stood the cats in front of the speakers. he was an asshole. cats hated him too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 09:31 PM (KP5rU)

220

I think I have an eight track player upstairs.

CRAIG?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 19, 2017 09:31 PM (CyMMI)

221 >>a Sansui Amp


Oooh, which one?

Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2017 09:31 PM (/0dcw)

222 I'm going to go look.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 19, 2017 09:31 PM (LTHVh)

223 remember TECHNICS turntables?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 19, 2017 09:29 PM (CyMMI)
I still have one. Haven't hooked up all this monster stereo shit I've got in 7 years. I'd sell it if I could. Seems a shame nobody wants it. I have speakers that could blow the windows out for blocks around, were they only hooked up.

Posted by: Peaches at May 19, 2017 09:32 PM (EgOr3)

224 to go along with his awesome TEAC tape deck.
-----------------------
remember AIWA?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 19, 2017 09:29 PM (CyMMI)


I suspect the first time I was able to buy my own, it was a Sanyo.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2017 09:32 PM (Pz4pT)

225 I still have Grandpa's Teac Quad channel reel to reel. It works too.

Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2017 09:32 PM (BO/km)

226 One of my greatest buying experiences was buying my Pioneer stereo system: receiver, two-tape deck, record player, and two huge speakers.

Posted by: MacGruber at May 19, 2017 09:26 PM (9rx6L)

===

The first album I played was Pink Floyd's "Animals"

Needed the two decks to dub Grateful Dead concert tapes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2017 09:33 PM (EZebt)

227 128 > 67 I simply don't understand exactly what GQ is whining about. Seriously. Ted Cruz made a f*ing awesome joke about "romphims". What, exactly, is their problem with that?


Someone somewhere could read that and laugh, and perhaps for a moment think that Ted Cruz is not an inhuman monster who wants to destroy everything that is good in the world.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 19, 2017 09:16 PM (E5jIq)


So, basically, it's like the THIRD FUCKING GRADE.

Posted by: Vrag Naroda at May 19, 2017 09:33 PM (17QyB)

228 Mrs928 reminds me that we gave it to Good Will a decade ago.

I have a brain like Swiss cheese.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 19, 2017 09:33 PM (LTHVh)

229 Everybody in NYC is jealous of my Rompers.

Posted by: Paul Allen at May 19, 2017 09:33 PM (O6j88)

230 216; i have two. you want one? i'll send it. you pay shipping.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 09:33 PM (KP5rU)

231 a Sansui Amp


Oooh, which one?

I'm thinking it was the 1000 or 1000a

http://www.tube-amps.net/Sansui_Tube_Era_Products.htm

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 19, 2017 09:33 PM (cVFGj)

232 It's like they are talking about a big, fat juicy steak and keep telling people it's chicken. And they really think if they say it long enough and loud enough, people will believe it.

Posted by: Peaches


It's like they think that if they say 2 + 2 = 5 over and over again, people will believe it.

Posted by: Winston Smith at May 19, 2017 09:34 PM (vRcUp)

233 I have a brain like Swiss cheese.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 19, 2017 09:33 PM (LTHVh)
Just one of the many reasons you are a treasured member of the horde.

Posted by: Peaches at May 19, 2017 09:34 PM (EgOr3)

234 >>remember TECHNICS turntables

Turntables and vinyl are back in style with hipsters. Stumbled across this at the mall last fall:

https://www.urbanoutfitters.com/record-players

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2017 09:34 PM (NOIQH)

235 So. Much. Pain.

Grilled bacon cheddar jalapeno poppers. So delicious, but freaking ow, ow, ow.

I used the same peppers to make a green sauce to go along with some grilled chicken, and it's pleasantly warm. A nice glow, that builds, but does not overwhelm. The poppers though, hell on earth.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 19, 2017 09:34 PM (OWWcB)

236 HARMON KARDON

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 19, 2017 09:34 PM (Uxokn)

237 They talk like fags and their shit's all retarded.
Posted by: Insomniac


Well yes, yes it is and yes, they are.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 19, 2017 09:35 PM (S6Pax)

238
I still have one.

What was really cool about Technics turntables was they had a strobe light for speed adjustment that I thought was Magic.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 19, 2017 09:35 PM (CyMMI)

239 Rickl, the third guy is Senator Tom Cotton

Posted by: Weirddave at May 19, 2017 09:35 PM (jxEDE)

240
191 178; don't forget the pioneer tuner and power amp. top of the line i tell ya.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 09:27 PM (KP5rU)


What was the movie in which Judge Reinhold worked in a stereo store and he gutted a technodeuche who was trying to impress some chick how badass he thought some overpriced speakers were (that he owned, of course)? Ruthless People?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2017 09:35 PM (pNxlR)

241 Why thank you, Peaches.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 19, 2017 09:35 PM (LTHVh)

242 Cops came to the house one summer 'cuz my stereo was louder than the A&W Root Beer system across the street.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 19, 2017 09:35 PM (cVFGj)

243 re 206: I remember when Audio Slave came out with their first single, rock station at the time was all "my God it hasn't been released yet but we somehow got hold of it!"

The band sounded like 'Rage Against the Machine' (they sucked) and Cornell sounded like he sounded in Soundgarden. Was ok, but not Cobain.

Posted by: Mallfly Queen of Hoboken at May 19, 2017 09:35 PM (ILitO)

244 Wow, check out what nak dragons are going for on eBay now.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2017 09:35 PM (7dpmG)

245 Was it bullshit? Perino just delivered it like it was real as houses.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 19, 2017 09:25 PM (Uxokn)


Mortimer it;s like Comey's "memo." Something that has appeared on the front page of the NYT and nowhere else.

Supposedly that came from a "document summarizing the meeting." He also spills to the Russians that he just fired Comey to get all the pressure off about Russia.

So, yeah, totally real.

Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2017 09:35 PM (tFx3r)

246 Say 'Goodbye' to unsightly nipple hair!
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2017 09:04 PM


Not so fast. Supposedly, 1 in 4 young women are now not shaving their armpit hair. It stands to reason that if they're not shaving the hair there, a significant proportion won't be shaving their nipple hair, either.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2017 09:35 PM (DMUuz)

247 236
HARMON KARDON


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 19, 2017 09:34 PM (Uxokn)

Used to be good stuff, crap now

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2017 09:35 PM (mpXpK)

248 We were jealous of my buddy in HS because his Honda had a tape deck that would fast forward to the next song. No more guesswork, going back and forth until you found the start of the next song.

Posted by: MacGruber at May 19, 2017 09:36 PM (9rx6L)

249 They talk like fags and their shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Insomniac


We have our winner.

Posted by: Peaches at May 19, 2017 09:36 PM (EgOr3)

250 216; i have two. you want one? i'll send it. you pay shipping.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 09:33 PM (KP5rU)


Thanks, no. I got one. I'm not thrilled with it, but it sits next to my exercise equipment, so I don't need to blast the thing, just have music on as I work out.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2017 09:36 PM (Pz4pT)

251 I think I have an eight track player upstairs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 19, 2017 09:31 PM (LTHVh)

I have one. Snagged it from the electronics recycle bin at the dump. It works, too.

They also made eight-track recorders for a few years. If you recorded your own, you could record right over the track-change interval. So, instead of the long fade out/fade in of the pre-recorded tapes, you got continuous music with a brief clunk at the track change. Less annoying, really.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2017 09:36 PM (0deF2)

252 Wait....2+2 doesn't equal 5???? What the hell!?!?!///

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 19, 2017 09:36 PM (kufk0)

253 we definitely need to impeach Trump, because the left will be thrilled with President Pence.
Posted by: Mallfly Queen of Hoboken at May 19, 2017 09:27 PM (ILitO)

This tells you these fucks are just retarded. They hate Trump. If Trump goes they get Pence who they despise at least as much if not more. What do they think happens if Trump is impeached? Sanders miraculously becomes prezzy because it's what they want? Christ on toast... I can even imagine what goes on in their pea size brains.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 19, 2017 09:36 PM (CNHr1)

254 Cruz also wiped the floor with Deadspin with a funny tweet a couple of months ago.

Posted by: zmdavid at May 19, 2017 09:36 PM (xqRaG)

255 i srill have my old jvc speakers hooked up in the garage. they are still pissing off the neighbors after 35 years. best garage speakers ever.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 09:36 PM (KP5rU)

256 Jesus H. ......

What, in the fuck, are Rompers?

Never mind. Don't really care.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at May 19, 2017 09:38 PM (G9MZN)

257 Women have nipple hair?!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 09:38 PM (e9G8E)

258 and I don't know how well it works, but I still have a Pioneer ten inch reel to reel tape recorder my old man bought about 40 years ago.

Posted by: Mallfly Queen of Hoboken at May 19, 2017 09:38 PM (ILitO)

259 Cruz also wiped the floor with Deadspin with a funny tweet a couple of months ago.

Yes, I remember that one.

Posted by: Tim "Milk Carton" Marchman at May 19, 2017 09:38 PM (qJhUV)

260 243: Out of all the bands to come out of Seattle in the early 90s, I had a preference towards Soundgarden, mainly because Cornell was the best singer out of the bunch.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2017 09:38 PM (HCqAo)

261 Women have nipple hair?!

That's what I was wondering.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 19, 2017 09:38 PM (LTHVh)

262 dagny #7: ...Lloyd Benson....

Wow, there's a name I haven't encountered for a long time.

Hitched his wagon to a Pres candidate who actually tanked.

Posted by: mindful webworker - if it quacks like a duckakis... at May 19, 2017 09:39 PM (hGZJP)

263 re 257: let's check with that guy Chelsea Manning, ok?

Posted by: Mallfly Queen of Hoboken at May 19, 2017 09:39 PM (ILitO)

264 257
Women have nipple hair?!


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 09:38 PM (e9G8E)

Yes, I have seen that on occasion.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2017 09:39 PM (mpXpK)

265 Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 09:36 PM (KP5rU

Man we had some sweet jvc speakers back in the day. Spent hundreds of dollars on a nice stereo system. Then some asshole decided he wanted it and broke into our apartment while hubby and I were sleeping and stole the damn thing. Yeah.. WHILE WE WERE SLEEPING IN THE NEXT ROOM!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 19, 2017 09:39 PM (CNHr1)

266 Had a Pioneer receiver with the weighted dial that with one spin would go all they way across. Good times.

Posted by: Curtis Mathes at May 19, 2017 09:39 PM (S8ozK)

267 We were jealous of my buddy in HS because his Honda had a tape deck that would fast forward to the next song. No more guesswork, going back and forth until you found the start of the next song.
Posted by: MacGruber at May 19, 2017 09:36 PM (9rx6L)

======
I was styling with an Alpine radio that had a cassette that would do that in my 68 Z28 in 1981.

Posted by: GOULD at May 19, 2017 09:40 PM (jVyGJ)

268 240; thought that was high fidelity? wtf do i know. i live in jesusland.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 09:40 PM (KP5rU)

269
Speakers were acoustic research
don't remember the model
http://www.audioholics.com/loudspeaker-design/most-influential-speakers

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 19, 2017 09:40 PM (cVFGj)

270 Even Ted Cruz is stealing my schtick.

Posted by: V the K at May 19, 2017 09:40 PM (jn7FC)

271 Dear GQ,

Geez you guys, get a life. Even I'm not that pathetic.

With love and affection,

Keith Olbermann

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2017 09:40 PM (eMKNe)

272 Women have nipple hair?!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 09:38 PM


You'll poke your eye out!

Posted by: The Chorus from A Christmas Story at May 19, 2017 09:40 PM (DMUuz)

273 Is PVT E0 Manning (ironic name, i'nit?) wearing a RompQxyzir?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 09:41 PM (e9G8E)

274 Even Ted Cruz is stealing my schtick.
Posted by: V the K


Well, then zip up your fly.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 19, 2017 09:41 PM (S6Pax)

275
What, in the fuck, are Rompers?


Short onesies for chicks.

RompHims are short onesies for chicks with dicks.

Ghey, ghey, ghey...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2017 09:41 PM (pNxlR)

276 Women have nipple hair?!

Just the ones with hair on their balls.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 19, 2017 09:41 PM (LTHVh)

277 Scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' em on the head.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at May 19, 2017 09:42 PM (vRcUp)

278 >>...I can even imagine what goes on in their pea size brains.

If they manage to impeach Trump (or pressure him to resign, or get some crazy to off him), they'll take that momentum and harass Pence twice as much. They're like sharks getting themselves into a frenzy as the possibility of getting Trump seems be within reach (in their fevered, desperate, hazy minds).

I don't even want to consider what would happen after Trump, these DC/MSM pricks high on their powertrip, and likely matched by an angry alt-right mob...

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2017 09:42 PM (NOIQH)

279 Loved my old Infinity RS speakers. In the way back time before Infinity was a glorified Nissan.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 19, 2017 09:42 PM (JyFLk)

280 168---Posted by: bluebell at May 19, 2017 09:22 PM (sBOL1)
----------------------------
Thanks so much for the update, Bluebell.
And let's all keep praying for him.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 19, 2017 09:42 PM (0jtPF)

281 267: really, a 68 z-28 was stylin enough without that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 09:42 PM (KP5rU)

282 I still have my late 80s vintage Bose 401s and 301s. (Go ahead, start something!) The old direct reflecting speakers were awesome. Still are. Haven't had to refoam them.

I am going to pick up a set of 901s from CL someday. I will.

Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2017 09:42 PM (tFx3r)

283 remember TECHNICS turntables

Turntables and vinyl are back in style with hipsters. Stumbled across this at the mall last fall:

https://www.urbanoutfitters.com/record-players


Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2017 09:34 PM (NOIQH)

I had a linear tracking Pioneer turntable back in the day. Damn thing was so sensitive it would react to people walking across the floor. It had three weights on it that had to be precisely balanced. It had to be perfectly level at all times, albums had to be cleaned before playing. It was really fussy, but oh damn, did it sound good.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 19, 2017 09:42 PM (OWWcB)

284 Why are Cotton and Sasse hanging with the schmuck ???

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 19, 2017 09:42 PM (kufk0)

285 I don't know about all that but it looks like the dude in the middle is ready for some hoops.

amirite?

Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 09:42 PM (qUNWi)

286 blaster- damn , well it was fun while it lasted.


Hey they are running a funny commercial for Jonny Tossoff here. Buncha scenes from San Francisco and interviews with SF hippies about what a great guy he is. Closes with a giant banner hanging off the Golden Gate Bridge with Tossoff and Granny Botox locked in a sweet,disgusting embrace.

Funny.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 19, 2017 09:42 PM (Uxokn)

287 Why are Cotton and Sasse hanging with the schmuck ???

Having a smoke?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 19, 2017 09:43 PM (LTHVh)

288 Ted Cruz made a f*ing awesome joke about "romphims". What, exactly, is their problem with that?

-
Cruz is a white Hispanic and is not of the body.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 19, 2017 09:43 PM (Nwg0u)

289 Should I be embarrassed to admit that I didn't know that women have nipple hair?

Um, I mean, they don't in the pictures I've seen.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2017 09:43 PM (sdi6R)

290 Marantz

Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 19, 2017 09:43 PM (kufk0)

291 I still have my Technics turntable. Just bought a new TP4-compatible plug-in phono cartridge for it.

SLB-200. Vintage 1983.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 19, 2017 09:43 PM (eMKNe)

292 It's a pro-Karen Handel commercial, I mean, sorry, drunk.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 19, 2017 09:43 PM (Uxokn)

293 Finally, some thunder and a few raindrops.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 19, 2017 09:43 PM (Jcg9Q)

294 Yes some wimmens have little hairs on their nippies.

Doesn't bother me.

Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 09:44 PM (qUNWi)

295 Penguins 3-1 after 2

Posted by: Tim at May 19, 2017 09:44 PM (qJhUV)

296 and let's not forget that we could right now have a President who eats library paste.

Posted by: Mallfly Queen of Hoboken at May 19, 2017 09:44 PM (ILitO)

297 233 I have a brain like Swiss cheese.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 19, 2017 09:33 PM (LTHVh)
Just one of the many reasons you are a treasured member of the horde.
Posted by: Peaches at May 19, 2017 09:34 PM (EgOr3)

Yes, we're quite fondue of you!

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 19, 2017 09:44 PM (0mRoj)

298
The Internet says about 30% of womyms have nipple hair (aerola, technically).

Hormone surges for various reasons, such as pregnancy can cause them to really sprout.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 19, 2017 09:44 PM (8O3HH)

299 Cruz probably has more of the horde sense of humor than anyone in Congress. He did an impromptu recitation of a scene from Princess Bride when he was on the Adam Carolla podcast.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 19, 2017 09:45 PM (IDPbH)

300 Yes some wimmens have little hairs on their nippies.



Doesn't bother me.

Posted by: eleven
====

Do they shave/wax/Nair them?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 19, 2017 09:45 PM (Uxokn)

301 Nipple hair on women... Mind blown! I think I need another drink!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 09:45 PM (e9G8E)

302 7 One of the editors of GQ is an obnoxious little shit who's daddy wrote speeches for Lloyd Benson.

Posted by: dagny at May 19, 2017 08:54 PM (EHCwC)


Lloyd Bentsen is the last Democrat I voted for. Clinton tapped him to head up some agency and he didn't stay long. Bentsen was the last reasonable Democrat in Texas.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 19, 2017 09:45 PM (nvMvs)

303 Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2017 09:43 PM (sdi6R)

Nothing to be embarrassed about. Most women have a few hairs around the nip. I kept shaving the few I had and somehow they finally stopped appearing. One less thing to shave.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 19, 2017 09:45 PM (CNHr1)

304 grammie winger is into vinyl. hardly a hipster. no offense grammie.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 09:45 PM (KP5rU)

305 I'm fondue of you all.

Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 09:45 PM (qUNWi)

306 267: really, a 68 z-28 was stylin enough without that.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 09:42 PM (KP5rU)

======

This was around Milwaukee, so it was kinda rusty when I had it. That 327 ran like a scalded dog though.

Posted by: GOULD at May 19, 2017 09:46 PM (jVyGJ)

307 Fast time Ridgemont High

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 19, 2017 09:46 PM (vChNs)

308 JBL Century L-100s.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2017 09:46 PM (DMUuz)

309 >.It had to be perfectly level at all times, albums had to be cleaned
before playing. It was really fussy, but oh damn, did it sound good.

Oh, I remember those - walk carefully across the room or scraaaaattttcch!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2017 09:46 PM (NOIQH)

310 I guess you can't shave the hairs when breastfeeding, because stubble. Ouch.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 19, 2017 09:46 PM (Uxokn)

311 Man we had some sweet jvc speakers back in the day.
Spent hundreds of dollars on a nice stereo system. Then some asshole
decided he wanted it and broke into our apartment while hubby and I were
sleeping and stole the damn thing. Yeah.. WHILE WE WERE SLEEPING IN
THE NEXT ROOM!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 19, 2017 09:39 PM (CNHr1)

I had a pair of Pioneer CS-922a's. Had the cops called on me so many times. Turkish cops.

I was such a bad man...but, silver lining, all my neighbors knew the lyrics to Mr. Roboto.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 19, 2017 09:46 PM (OWWcB)

312 Hey has that 1000 page book about SCOAMFT's life before he decided to became a black man for keeps been published? I saw some excerpts on-line a month ago, then zip-nada. Surely the bleeping mainstream media can't Deep Six all news coverage of that explosive book!

Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2017 09:47 PM (AMIL/)

313 294 Yes some wimmens have little hairs on their nippies.

Doesn't bother me.
Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 09:44 PM (qUNWi)

It's when they look like a shirtless Magnum PI that you've got problems.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 19, 2017 09:47 PM (0mRoj)

314 Yes, we're quite fondue of you!
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy

Cheese puns are more than I can camembert.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2017 09:47 PM (ThlaB)

315 My first stereo was a pair of Allied Radio kit amps tied to a huge pair of 15" Altecs in a pair of baffles from a kit. Turntable robbed from an old portable stereo until I could afford a real one.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2017 09:47 PM (mpXpK)

316 Somebody probably already posted it but didn't they go apeshit when Cruz posted a pic of himself next to a pic of the college basketball player that is his doppelgänger?

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 19, 2017 09:47 PM (IDPbH)

317 Saw what's left of a great Seattle band last night, one of the loudest shows I've ever seen....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BFolqS24Y6U

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2017 09:47 PM (7dpmG)

318 Marantz
Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo


Hey, I have a Marantz 6300 Turntable that is gathering dust in the basement (well, it is old and works like shit now) and replaced it last fall with a new Audio Technica turntable which is apparently a knock off of the Technics SL-1200, but with added electronics that allows you to make digital audio files on your computer.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 19, 2017 09:48 PM (S6Pax)

319 I hope women afflicted with nipple hair don't resort to plucking them!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 09:48 PM (e9G8E)

320 Yes some wimmens have little hairs on their nippies.

Doesn't bother me.

Posted by: eleven


How do feel about furry nipples?

Posted by: Moochelle at May 19, 2017 09:48 PM (vRcUp)

321 316 Somebody probably already posted it but didn't they go apeshit when Cruz posted a pic of himself next to a pic of the college basketball player that is his doppelganger?
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 19, 2017 09:47 PM (IDPbH)

I believe so. They're all a bunch of humorless pricks.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 19, 2017 09:49 PM (0mRoj)

322
314 Yes, we're quite fondue of you!
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy

Cheese puns are more than I can camembert.


Colby you're lactose intolerant.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2017 09:49 PM (pNxlR)

323 American Psycho has literally become a documentary.

Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 19, 2017 09:49 PM (O6j88)

324 I'm a mammal for God's sakes.

I expect women to be also.

Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 09:49 PM (qUNWi)

325
I still have my late 80s vintage Bose 401s and 301s. (Go ahead, start something!) The old direct reflecting speakers were awesome. Still are. Haven't had to refoam them.

I am going to pick up a set of 901s from CL someday. I will.

Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2017 09:42 PM (tFx3r)







Or have an uncle that just flat out GIVES you a set of early 70s Bose 901s.



Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2017 09:49 PM (quw2O)

326 226
One of my greatest buying experiences was buying my Pioneer stereo
system: receiver, two-tape deck, record player, and two huge speakers.



Posted by: MacGruber at May 19, 2017 09:26 PM (9rx6L)

Dollar for dollar my Pioneer speakers were the best I've ever owned. Had to sell them as I couldn't afford to ship them home.

Posted by: Javems at May 19, 2017 09:49 PM (yOqwj)

327 The trend now is supposed to be women going all naturel . Letting underarm and leg hair grow. Please don't.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 19, 2017 09:50 PM (IDPbH)

328 Hey another fun fact for the guys. Women, as they age don't get any hair down there. So, I guess if you wait long enough and you are into that hairless look you are in luck. They don't get leg hair anymore either.

I should probably go to bed now.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 19, 2017 09:50 PM (CNHr1)

329 American Psycho has literally become a documentary.
Posted by: Who Was Phone?


You call me Francis, I'll kill ya!

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at May 19, 2017 09:50 PM (S6Pax)

330 327 The trend now is supposed to be women going all naturel . Letting underarm and leg hair grow. Please don't.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 19, 2017 09:50 PM (IDPbH)

Oh God. It's just nasty.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 19, 2017 09:50 PM (0mRoj)

331 Women are taking testosterone prescribed by their doctors. Hence, the rise of nipple air among other things.

Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 19, 2017 09:50 PM (O6j88)

332 I got a free subscription to GQ during campaign season. The editor published some of the nastiest rants every month I've ever seen in print. The nicest thing he said was calling the Republican convention a "certified s**t show". Really an ugly, nasty bigoted guy. At one point there were decent features on food, recipes, political and sportsvfigures

Posted by: RM at May 19, 2017 09:51 PM (TEpOb)

333 You do not want to use Nair on the nipples, or other "sensitive" areas. Google will find you cautionary tales.

A nipple hair search will find the tale of a poor girl who was afflicted with Magnum PI areolas and used Nair on them. The hair came right off she said, but she soon thought her nipples were going to come off too.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 19, 2017 09:51 PM (8O3HH)

334 Somebody probably already posted it but didn't they go apeshit when Cruz posted a pic of himself next to a pic of the college basketball player that is his doppelganger?

They seethe with rage when the 'wrong people' are laughing.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 19, 2017 09:51 PM (oVJmc)

335
I saw Nipple Air open for Ted Nugent at the Cow Palace back in '85.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2017 09:52 PM (quw2O)

336 I have DBX Soundfield VI. Monsters. I wanted those little Bose thingies. My ex got me these. Good thing I have a spacious apartment.

Posted by: Peaches at May 19, 2017 09:52 PM (EgOr3)

337 I thought Vic was going to tell us about his RCA Victrola.

Posted by: dantesed at May 19, 2017 09:52 PM (88xKn)

338 *ONT is Nood!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 09:52 PM (6gk0M)

339 I'm a mammal for God's sakes.

I expect women to be also.

Posted by: eleven


I may choose to identify as a marsupial. Then they'd need to transplant my vagina onto my belly.

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at May 19, 2017 09:53 PM (vRcUp)

340 Oh God. It even has a watermark.

Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 19, 2017 09:53 PM (O6j88)

341 Talking about hair around nipples?? The horde...tsk. A few stray ones always get plucked. Pronto.

Posted by: IC at May 19, 2017 09:53 PM (M6XT6)

342 They went also went crazy when he read Dr Seuss to his kids during his filibuster.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 19, 2017 09:53 PM (IDPbH)

343 306; the scourge of the midwest. had a 65 impala ss just like that. wish i could find one that hasn't been all dr feelgood.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 09:53 PM (KP5rU)

344 by the way, in that pic, Schumer looks like a street corner magician who's about to pull a quarter out of his ass.

Posted by: Mallfly Queen of Hoboken at May 19, 2017 09:54 PM (ILitO)

345 I'm trying to find places on my body where I don't have any hair! Only note the soles of my feet, so far...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 09:55 PM (e9G8E)

346 new thread, by the way

Posted by: Mallfly Queen of Hoboken at May 19, 2017 09:55 PM (ILitO)

347 338
*ONT is Nood!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 09:52 PM (6gk0M)

Damn I thought we were going off on stereo equipment now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2017 09:56 PM (mpXpK)

348 I had a nice pair of Infinity speakers, but after I moved into my dad's house I stored them on the ground floor, and one of them was ruined when water got in after a heavy rainstorm. I didn't discover it for awhile, and the wood got warped and the speakers rotted. I had to throw it out. I still have the other one, but fat lot of good that does me.

I've lived here 15 years now, and still never hooked up my stereo. I'd have to rearrange the living room, and I like it the way it is. Also, I don't listen to music as much as I used to. I got some speakers for my desktop computer, and that's good enough for my needs.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2017 09:57 PM (sdi6R)

349 The look on Schumer's face is pure arrogance.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 19, 2017 09:57 PM (TdMsT)

350 Not if you want to keep your spleen.

Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 19, 2017 09:58 PM (O6j88)

351 ONT's up, you hairy freaks.

Posted by: Peaches at May 19, 2017 09:58 PM (EgOr3)

352 I kept shaving the few I had and somehow they finally stopped appearing. One less thing to shave.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45
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Go on . . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2017 10:00 PM (tr2D7)

353 348 I've lived here 15 years now, and still never hooked
up my stereo. I'd have to rearrange the living room, and I like it the
way it is. Also, I don't listen to music as much as I used to. I got
some speakers for my desktop computer, and that's good enough for my
needs.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2017 09:57 PM (sdi6R)


I don't crank mine up like I used to but I play it constantly still.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2017 10:03 PM (mpXpK)

354 dead thread

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 19, 2017 10:07 PM (mpXpK)

355 Honestly, these kids today, they will NEVER know how
cool it was to walk into a stereo store, with the tower speakers, and
have some douchebag in a cheap suit tell you he bought two pair of
these very expensive Cerwin Vega speakers, to go along with his awesome
TEAC tape deck. ---


Or have the super-cool sales dude, with bell bottom jeans and white guy afro, put Foreplay/Long time on a turntable and crank it up just to show you how little distortion the speakers have. And nobody else in the store looking concerned about it, just rockin out.
And you, not paying attention to that at all, because you just noticed his hair is moving with the air displaced by the bass!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 19, 2017 10:10 PM (z79tQ)

356 Ben Saase is an idiot.

Posted by: William Eaton at May 19, 2017 10:16 PM (MuTTO)

357 Back in the 90s I changed my stereo system into a home theater using my Infinity RSbs for the front mains. They've been through two changes of the surrounds since the foam ones used back then eventually rot out and replaced one EMIT tweeter. Yeah, I love the old Infinity speakers back when they had the EMIT tweeters.

Posted by: geoffb5 at May 19, 2017 10:20 PM (d3wbb)

358 So 1985, I read like two sequential issues of GQ as I transferred from college to professional like and thought I'd learn to dress. IF I had followed their advice I'd have looked like T. Coddington Van Voorhees in the Hamptons awaiting a turn at my tennis club.

Said I: Fuck it, I'm from Oklahoma. Where're my blue jeans. The rest is corporate history.

PS: I'm about as manly as Niles Crane, but I got laid in the jeans MUCH more. Which is once. But still...

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 19, 2017 11:21 PM (Xluzf)

359 Yeah, I love the old Infinity speakers back when they had the EMIT tweeters.


Posted by: geoffb5 at May 19, 2017 10:20 PM.I still have my RS-7 Kappas. Magnificent sound, and no need for a subwoofer. They're power hogs, though. I use a Carver TFM-35x amp (275 wpc)..I had to replace the mids a year or so ago. Good used ones were $300 a pair.

Posted by: Spiny Norman at May 20, 2017 01:14 AM (U3sWw)

360 Math is a dehumanizing tool? No. Math is a humanizing tool. Without it, we're basically no different than animals. From dwellings that endure high winds and heavy rains to the movement of food and water to engines of all sorts to moon rockets, it is math's ability to describe nature that allows us to become more than ass scratching hairless monkeys. At least, us non liberals.

Posted by: DaveM at May 20, 2017 01:31 AM (FNtbC)

361 Every online piece I've read about the men's romper has been along the lines of "get a load of this ridiculous bullshit thing for men."
Yet Ted Cruz ruined the romper.

Posted by: Hamilton at May 20, 2017 05:31 AM (sCjDS)

362
Schumer--"The two of you? And spit it in this cup?"

Posted by: MichaelT at May 20, 2017 09:24 AM (JeAp+)

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