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Overnight Open Thread (19 May 2017)
Hypocrisy
I'll never take the left seriously when it comes to handling classified materials or national security. The left's ridiculous double standard on spilling secrets. OPSEC Either always act like there is a microphone present or take proper security measures if you're going to say something you don't want to make public. House leaders worry more meetings secretly recorded. Splodey Video58 percent of public pools tested positive for fecal bacteria. (A recent Canadian study suggested that large public pools contain an average of about 75 liters of urine, too.)UCLA What a mess. Go for it UCLA. Black students at UCLA make ultimatum demanding $40 million, free housing and 'safe spaces'. So what happens if their demands aren't met? They quit school? Go on strike? What? Ironically, they have to make demands like this in one of the bluest states in the nation. Hollywood A 99% liberal run billion dollar industry seems to not want to work in the US. Hollywood's big summer movies were all filmed elsewhere. So the group who thinks the rich don't pay their fair share, flee to countries where they are willing to fleece taxpayers to pay for billionaire entertainment projects. Questionable Fashion
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 19, 2017 09:52 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 19, 2017 09:53 PM (cVFGj)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 19, 2017 09:53 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 19, 2017 09:53 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 19, 2017 09:53 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Peaches at May 19, 2017 09:53 PM (EgOr3)
Yeah, let's leave the nipple hair under wraps in the thread below, shall we?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2017 09:54 PM (pNxlR)
-Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 19, 2017 09:53 PM (CNHr1)
I have summoned the Corgis, as I always do.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 09:54 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 19, 2017 09:54 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: DynamiteDan at May 19, 2017 09:54 PM (XeY55)
Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 19, 2017 09:54 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 09:54 PM (6gk0M)
A queer communist foreign national illegally in the United States has openly called for racially motivated violence after winning an award by the University of California, Berkeley for leadership amongst illegal aliens including helping fellow foreign nationals illegally present in this country with legal support and financial aid.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=13427
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 19, 2017 09:55 PM (vBeA5)
Slowly creeping up on society has been the identity of "trans". First, and most prominently, has been "transgender". Taken to increasingly actual lengths has been the concept of being "trans-species" including surgery, marriage, and other elements of insanity. Now, not only can one be a different species, but a fantasy one as well.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=13397
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 19, 2017 09:55 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Esch at May 19, 2017 09:55 PM (fyxue)
Posted by: Peaches
Congratulations! We have some prizes here just for you!
Posted by: Don Pardo! at May 19, 2017 09:56 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Bill R. at May 19, 2017 09:56 PM (kySkm)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 09:54 PM (6gk0M)
In the Corgi world, nipple hair is not a bug, it's a feature.
Posted by: Peaches at May 19, 2017 09:56 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 19, 2017 09:56 PM (CNHr1)
Hitchhikers Guide the Galaxy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WJqcQ_v8qw
Dune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxq2ztkE0eE
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 19, 2017 09:56 PM (BFwPy)
Posted by: CDR M at May 19, 2017 09:57 PM (9I51B)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 09:57 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 09:57 PM (qUNWi)
++++
You know that comparison people make about how something is a watertight as a frog's asshole? Nobody ever says that about human assholes.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 19, 2017 09:57 PM (R+30W)
Thug life. For realz, yo.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 19, 2017 09:58 PM (vRcUp)
The way I always do
How was I to know
They were with Slapweasel too!
Heh!
Posted by: Warren Zevons unshaved nipple at May 19, 2017 09:58 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 19, 2017 09:58 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2017 09:58 PM (pNxlR)
Give 'em the separate bathrooms, water fountains, lunch counters, etc. as long as they prominently say "colored only." They want Jim Crow, let 'em have it good and hard.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 19, 2017 09:59 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 09:59 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 19, 2017 09:59 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Jean at May 19, 2017 09:59 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Mallfly Queen of Hoboken at May 19, 2017 09:59 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Esch at May 19, 2017 09:59 PM (dfiLD)
I had the same issue when I fled CA. I could tell as my parents would call me saying I had a jury duty summons even though I had been a resident in a different state for over 10 years.
Posted by: CDR M at May 19, 2017 09:59 PM (9I51B)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
SHOW US YOUR NIPPLE HAIR!
Posted by: Warren Zevons unshaved nipple at May 19, 2017 10:00 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2017 10:00 PM (ThlaB)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 19, 2017 10:00 PM (cVFGj)
With their unhinged Russia paranoia, the left has handed Russia a golden opportunity to f^&* with us. Say, by dribbling out little hints of confirmation to the intrepid sleuths who are convinced they're onto the crime of the century.
Of course the Russians wouldn't be so mean as to take them up on it, would they?
Posted by: JPS at May 19, 2017 10:00 PM (9ziuC)
Posted by: Mallfly Queen of Hoboken at May 19, 2017 10:00 PM (ILitO)
++++
You know that comparison people make about how something is a watertight as a frog's asshole? Nobody ever says that about human assholes.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 19, 2017 09:57 PM (R+30W)
I suspect a large part of it is due to idiot parents taking their infants and non-toilet-trained toddlers into the pool wearing regular diapers.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 19, 2017 10:00 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jean at May 19, 2017 10:00 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Warren Zevons unshaved nipple at May 19, 2017 10:00 PM (S6Pax)
You're killin' me, Larry.
Posted by: Peaches at May 19, 2017 10:00 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2017 10:01 PM (gDqaC)
Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 10:01 PM (qUNWi)
Vangelis would watch scenes and compose the music based on what emotions he thought the characters were experiencing at that moment.
One of the best movie soundtracks ever.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 19, 2017 10:01 PM (9A6UB)
Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2017 10:01 PM (BO/km)
They are half chlorine!
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 19, 2017 10:01 PM (cVFGj)
That's unpossible. Voter fraud is just a right wing myth. Our elections are as pure as the driven snow.
Except when the Russians hack them, and someone like Trump wins.
Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2017 10:01 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: CDR M at May 19, 2017 10:02 PM (9I51B)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2017 10:02 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 19, 2017 10:02 PM (O6j88)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2017 10:02 PM (gDqaC)
"I suspect a large part of it is due to idiot parents taking their infants and non-toilet-trained toddlers into the pool wearing regular diapers."
I'd guess that's a small part of it, and that most of the problem is kids through adults practicing perhaps less rigorous personal hygiene than we might wish. I don't think I want to follow that train of thought any further.
Posted by: JPS at May 19, 2017 10:02 PM (9ziuC)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 19, 2017 10:03 PM (9A6UB)
Posted by: Peaches at May 19, 2017 10:03 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 10:03 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Esch at May 19, 2017 09:55 PM (fyxue)
So Fine.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 19, 2017 10:04 PM (0mRoj)
Yeah I saw that earlier. As I said.. I wonder what will become of us. Electrical tape as a fashion statement. Who woulda thunk?
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 19, 2017 10:04 PM (CNHr1)
What's this I hear about nipple hair?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2017 10:02 PM (tr2D7)
And the girl penis is included as well.
Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 19, 2017 10:04 PM (O6j88)
I hope they don't do that without first inviting in Muslim squatters to inhabit them.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 19, 2017 10:04 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 19, 2017 10:04 PM (9A6UB)
Posted by: Kreplach
Are you high right now? Do you wish you were?
Posted by: Warren Zevons unshaved nipple at May 19, 2017 10:04 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 19, 2017 10:04 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Jean at May 19, 2017 10:05 PM (9TU00)
53 I am still in the 'MEH' zone for Brade Runnah 2049. Wonder if they will try and do a movie double feature, watch the original and then the new one?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2017 10:02 PM (gDqaC)
A double showing would bring me into the theater, definitely.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2017 10:05 PM (pNxlR)
Russian intel guys must be laughing their ass off at how easy it is to do this. I'm sure China is doing it's thang too.
Posted by: CDR M at May 19, 2017 10:05 PM (9I51B)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 19, 2017 10:06 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Jean at May 19, 2017 10:06 PM (9TU00)
what was the name of the file with Meryl Streep about the woman at the nuclear plant who was supposedly killed because of what she knew?
Hollywood? Anyone?
Oh, yeah, Silkwood...
Posted by: Mallfly Queen of Hoboken at May 19, 2017 10:07 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 19, 2017 10:07 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 19, 2017 10:07 PM (9A6UB)
Since it's almost a certainty that the liberal administrators will cave in to their demands, they'd be fools not]/i] to make those demands. What do they have to lose?
Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2017 10:07 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2017 10:07 PM (tFx3r)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 10:07 PM (KP5rU)
I would like to see the Work Print version and then launch into the new one myself.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2017 10:07 PM (gDqaC)
Made me smile it did to see the grands from the early 60's at picnics and such.
But one thing stood out - Grammy and Pappy were both in their mid sixties when these movies were taken - only a year or two older than I am now. (I'm old for 29 - it's that time-machine thing).
Jeebus they look old. I don't look like that do I?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2017 10:08 PM (tr2D7)
Bing "trans dragon" at your own peril. That is looking into the mouth of madness....
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2017 10:08 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2017 10:02 PM (gDqaC)
Sounds like something Alamo Drafthouse would do.
Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2017 10:08 PM (tFx3r)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 10:09 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Prince Charles at May 19, 2017 10:09 PM (8O3HH)
Why, yes, I am sorta kinda a high-faluting culture-snob.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 19, 2017 10:10 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2017 10:10 PM (tFx3r)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Let's talk about Waffle House!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz1cfwFmv1w
Posted by: Jim Gaffigan was there! at May 19, 2017 10:10 PM (S6Pax)
(Westside lazy river project)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 19, 2017 10:10 PM (IDPbH)
Woven nipple hair or, as most call it, nipple doilies.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2017 10:10 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 10:10 PM (cPsPa)
When you've lost Vox... where else is there to go?
The phrase I keep coming back to is "jumped the shark." Day after day of vague 'Collusion!' smears, each one more absurd and trivial than the last - where exactly can that take you? Well today, against my better judgement, I clicked on a Vox story and read the whole thing. In a nutshell, there are some capitalizing on Russiaphobia by pumping out alarmist hourly updates, all of them made up out of thin air - for clicks, traffic and profit. Vox investigates (ikr?) the circle-jerk collusion echo chamber that has been created which bubbles up to the larger mainstream press. All it often takes is a vague tweet by a senator referencing the absurd charge and bammo, it's in the National Laughingstock as an 'article.' Gotta hand it to Vox, even they know it has gone way, way too far and will most likely backfire in the public sphere long term. This dovetails nicely with the story today about Dems urging caution re: impeachment any second now - it's all over!
Democrats are falling for fake news about Russia
https://goo.gl/1dlqC4
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at May 19, 2017 10:10 PM (6sBpp)
Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 19, 2017 10:10 PM (5leUT)
Posted by: Harry Nipple at May 19, 2017 10:10 PM (BO/km)
This is what I do at work. If they start to record my bar conversations I may get into trouble with the PC crowd though.
Posted by: X-ray at May 19, 2017 10:10 PM (Fz5yy)
You. Look. Marvelous!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 19, 2017 10:11 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 10:11 PM (KP5rU)
Give 'em the separate bathrooms, water fountains, lunch counters, etc. as long as they prominently say "colored only." They want Jim Crow, let 'em have it good and hard.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 19, 2017 09:59 PM (0mRoj)
Yep. Time to resegregate certain people.
The rest of us can move on.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 19, 2017 10:11 PM (Jcg9Q)
I got a nastygram from the state of Arizona in 1990. I had recently PCSed to Korea from there but was a homeowner in Phoenix. They tried to tell me I owned them years of income taxes. I wrote back telling them I was a resident of Michigan and they wrote back telling me to prove it. I wrote back telling them I didn't have to prove it and that they had to prove I was a resident of Arizona. Never heard from them again.
Posted by: Bill R. at May 19, 2017 10:11 PM (kySkm)
Posted by: Prince Charles
And that's why Her Majesty has to live at least another 20 years.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2017 10:12 PM (ThlaB)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 19, 2017 10:12 PM (9A6UB)
Posted by: Bill R. at May 19, 2017 10:12 PM (kySkm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2017 10:12 PM (gDqaC)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 10:13 PM (cPsPa)
reviews. Here are the first two I've watched so far, they're amazing:
Just watched the one on 1984....they are amazing.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2017 10:13 PM (NOIQH)
Woven nipple hair or, as most call it, nipple doilies.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2017 10:10 PM (pNxlR)
Nipple dreads.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 19, 2017 10:13 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 19, 2017 10:13 PM (5leUT)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2017 10:13 PM (tr2D7)
Daily Caller
Even Vox Admits: 'Democrats Are Falling For Fake News About Russia'
https://goo.gl/MDjgyR
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at May 19, 2017 10:13 PM (6sBpp)
...and I was still at the head of the class.
...while talking on the phone.
...and rolling cigarettes.
Thanks for the ONT, CDR M!
Yay!, 'Splosions and Doggies!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 10:13 PM (6gk0M)
I have started to hate that group. Their training program is basically a summer workshop and a lot of cheerleading about serving at-risk populations. Some of their teachers are no better than subs. They take on a job for a year or two and then use this "community service" to land a job in an "education" nonprofit or advocacy group, like the groups that write guidelines for letting trans kids in the locker rooms.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 19, 2017 10:14 PM (G8B7r)
Since it's almost a certainty that the liberal administrators will cave in to their demands, they'd be fools not to make those demands. What do they have to lose?
Posted by: rickl
The precedent has been set.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2017 10:14 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2017 10:14 PM (7dpmG)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 19, 2017 10:14 PM (CNHr1)
... Honestly, these kids today, they will NEVER know how
cool it was to walk into a stereo store, with the tower speakers, and
have some douchebag in a cheap suit tell you he bought two pair of
these very expensive Cerwin Vega speakers, to go along with his awesome
TEAC tape deck. ---
Or have the super-cool sales dude, with bell bottom jeans and white guy afro, put Foreplay/Long time on a turntable and crank it up just to show you how little distortion the speakers have. And nobody else in the store looking concerned about it, just rockin out.
And you, not paying attention to that at all, because you just noticed his hair is moving with the air displaced by the bass!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 19, 2017 10:10 PM (z79tQ)
ps Ironically, after all the bashing of amazon here lately, that is my mast and sidebar ad.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 19, 2017 10:14 PM (z79tQ)
--
I think the process goes like this:
1. Make something up. Anything. Really.
2. Send out email/tweet to MSM
3. Sit back and watch
Personally, I think we should start playing their game. Anonymous accuse gay Democrat congressmen of being woman haters. Then accuse women congressmen of hating blacks. Then accuse straight male Democrat congressmen of being homophobic.
Be specific in the accusations. Like this:
1. Find a lower profile event from a decade or so ago that several Democrat attended.
2. Name Democrat.
3. Create imaginary crime.
Example:
In 1995, Chuck Schumer attended a party for Margery Tabankin where he was overheard saying that he felt uncomfortable being around flamboyant gay men and hoped they would stay in the closet.
Posted by: shibumi at May 19, 2017 10:14 PM (BPeNq)
Huh? How can he bail on Trump if he's never been for him?
Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2017 10:14 PM (tFx3r)
Yeah, he had the voice out of all the Seattle "Grunge" bands, and a little more refined musically. A little too dark though, suicide songs are kinda creepy, maybe that's just me.
I liked "Seasons" from the soundtrack. Never saw the movie, heard it sucked. Picked it out pretty quickly once I found the tuning. FFCCCC can really vamp on the power chords, it's fun to play.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2017 10:14 PM (p9qVR)
Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2017 10:14 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: rickl
federal money.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 10:14 PM (cPsPa)
And this is why you are my chaplain, Slap.
Posted by: Peaches at May 19, 2017 10:14 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: LaRaza and Gravestones Everywhere at May 19, 2017 10:15 PM (ZcAbN)
Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2017 10:15 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Rihar at May 19, 2017 10:15 PM (+ao6J)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2017 10:15 PM (gDqaC)
Posted by: Camilla, Duchess of Cornhole at May 19, 2017 10:15 PM (8O3HH)
Huh? How can he bail on Trump if he's never been for him?
Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2017 10:14 PM (tFx3r
Thats what makes it so fascinating!
Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 19, 2017 10:15 PM (5leUT)
Quite likely the finest mid-fi, upper end consumer grade turntable ever made.
The JVC QL-7.
http://tinyurl.com/mkqvxry
How good? The Wow & Flutter, as well as the tracking error, per lab specs, were published as "Not Measurable".
With a quality cartridge and clean vinyl, it'd easily surpass CD performance.
Sadly, mine went the way of the Condor, in the '99 divorce. *sigh*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 19, 2017 10:16 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Camilla, Duchess of Cornhole at May 19, 2017 10:15 PM (8O3HH)
We identify you as a horse too.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 19, 2017 10:16 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ShainS at May 19, 2017 10:16 PM (ZcAbN)
Let's talk about Waffle House!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz1cfwFmv1w
You know what was the shizz? Being 18, legal to drink and hammered as a result and starving. You know what was the answer? A hearty 2:00 AM breakfast at Sambo's. That Sambo's. With the pictures on the wall and everything.
Couldn't be beat!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2017 10:16 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 19, 2017 10:16 PM (nvMvs)
-Posted by: Peaches at May 19, 2017 10:14 PM (EgOr3)
Oh, Dear Lord, I hope not! Thank you, darlin'!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 10:17 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 10:17 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2017 10:17 PM (/0dcw)
Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2017 10:17 PM (tFx3r)
Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 19, 2017 10:17 PM (O6j88)
in to their demands, they'd be fools not to make those demands. What do
they have to lose?
"Uh...the school will lose students and alumni donations (not that the black students care)."
-- Mizzou
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2017 10:17 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2017 10:17 PM (gDqaC)
Problem is, the MSM won't jump on those stories. They'll strangle the shit out of them.
Posted by: CDR M at May 19, 2017 10:18 PM (9I51B)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 19, 2017 10:18 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 19, 2017 10:18 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 19, 2017 10:19 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Peaches at May 19, 2017 10:19 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Rihar
She needs to be spanked and then.....
Posted by: Mel Gibson at May 19, 2017 10:19 PM (S6Pax)
Oh it's a real problem let me tell you.
Posted by: Mrs. Bigfoot at May 19, 2017 10:19 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: CDR M at May 19, 2017 10:18 PM (9I51B)
Yes but that will take some effort.
Seriously, even a Lefty not digging on gays would pique their interest. And they would have to waste time dismissing it.
Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2017 10:20 PM (tFx3r)
-Posted by: Peaches at May 19, 2017 10:19 PM (EgOr3)
What happened, Peaches? You can tell ol' Slapweasel.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 10:20 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Bill R. at May 19, 2017 10:11 PM (kySkm)
========
I've owned two rental duplexes in what is now Wrigleyville in Chigago since 1987. Every years since about 1995, I get a letter demanding my local and State income taxes. Every year I have to send a certified letter stating and proving I have not lived there since 1988, and that they can kiss my entire ass.
I may not have responded with exactly those words.
Posted by: GOULD at May 19, 2017 10:21 PM (jVyGJ)
You win the internets.
--
Thank you.
BTW.... that event did happen. I got it from Schumer's Wikipedia page.
For those who know enough about keeping their identity untraceable, that would be a really fund exercise.
"Nancy Pelosi, a Stauch Defender of the the Little Man, has a net worth of $60 million, and is a member of the One Percent"
Posted by: shibumi at May 19, 2017 10:21 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 10:21 PM (6gk0M)
Ha, I was just gonna say your new name makes me giggle, 'cause it reminds me of some pron theme:
"Cute Asian With Nice Rack Flinging Poo"
Some other 'ron can probably confirm that.
Yes I'm gross, sorry. That's all.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 19, 2017 10:21 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 10:21 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 10:22 PM (6gk0M)
Always wanted the insane Nakamichi self-centering deck. Saw one a few years back, but finding someone to service the damned thing is next to impossible.
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2017 10:22 PM (/0dcw)
Let me just say that some men wish they had such locks of hair on their head.
It was not short and curly but mid-length. First time I ever saw such a thing live.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2017 10:22 PM (hVdx9)
In 1995, Chuck Schumer attended a party for Margery Tabankin where he was overheard saying that he felt uncomfortable being around flamboyant gay men and hoped they would stay in the closet.
Posted by: shibumi
Such an imagination! You should be a writer!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 19, 2017 10:23 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Prince Charles
You ARE a tampon.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45
Actually, he is what a tampon goes in.
Posted by: Aviator at May 19, 2017 10:23 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 19, 2017 10:23 PM (kufk0)
"Nancy Pelosi, a Stauch Defender of the the Little Man, has a net worth of $60 million, and is a member of the One Percent"
And has the little man taxed to pay for her personal jet...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 19, 2017 10:23 PM (oVJmc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-KYD3S2adU
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2017 10:23 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Peaches
Have you considered opiates? I like those, ymmv.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2017 10:23 PM (ThlaB)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at May 19, 2017 10:24 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2017 10:24 PM (p9qVR)
Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 19, 2017 10:23 PM (kufk0)
Sorry, I couldn't help it. You can spank me at the next MoMee, or Uncle Palp's wedding whichever comes first.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 19, 2017 10:24 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2017 10:24 PM (/0dcw)
Posted by: CDR M at May 19, 2017 10:18 PM (9I51B)
Yes but that will take some effort.
Seriously, even a Lefty not digging on gays would pique their interest. And they would have to waste time dismissing it.
---
Wasting time is the purpose of it. If they're busy defending Chuck Schumer from gay slurs, they're not concentrating on Trump.
IMHO, along with the MSM and Twitter, it would be good to troll places like Democratic Underground, etc. with this info.
They key of it all is to either use facts (like the bit on Nancy Pelosi, which is true) or things that have happened so long ago that they can't be disproven.
Posted by: shibumi at May 19, 2017 10:24 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 19, 2017 10:24 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Aviator at May 19, 2017 10:25 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
---
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Rupunzel at May 19, 2017 10:25 PM (tr2D7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU
there are a couple of notes at the very end of the song. does anyone know if there is another song that uses the same sequence more extensively?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 10:25 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 19, 2017 10:25 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Bill R. at May 19, 2017 09:56 PM (kySkm)
But some Democrat, or illegal, BIRM, may vote using your identity.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2017 10:25 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: shibumi at May 19, 2017 10:25 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 19, 2017 10:25 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 10:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: X-ray at May 19, 2017 10:26 PM (Fz5yy)
Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at May 19, 2017 10:26 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 10:26 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Peaches at May
so what are you taking with your tacos?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 10:27 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 19, 2017 10:27 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 19, 2017 09:53 PM
Gnashes mandibles and flails tail ...
Posted by: The Scorpion at May 19, 2017 10:27 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2017 10:27 PM (/0dcw)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 10:27 PM (6gk0M)
I hear Lindsey Graham is thinking about bailing on Trump. Gotta hand it to him. He hung in there alot longer than I thought.
He's jumping from the Trump train to the Weinermobile.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2017 10:27 PM (IqV8l)
With a quality cartridge and clean vinyl, it'd easily surpass CD performance.
Sadly, mine went the way of the Condor, in the '99 divorce. *sigh*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 19, 2017 10:16 PM (v5iqM)
Wasn't there a Harmon Kardon that had "linear tracking" that was considered the best?
I dunno, I was happy with my techics direct drive with adjustable servo. Records did seem to have a fuller sound that I liked.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 19, 2017 10:27 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Korben Dallas at May 19, 2017 10:27 PM (nHbAq)
made the big really expensive flat panel speakers? I was thinking
Klipsch but cant find anything but normal box speakers.
Posted by: X-ray
You mean magnaplaners?
Posted by: Aviator at May 19, 2017 10:27 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 19, 2017 10:27 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 10:28 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2017 10:28 PM (/0dcw)
She has locks of hair down there.
You probably could have styled it, no joke.
She was quite attractive no less.
In one class she sat on the opposite side of the room and I sat next to a popular studly jock. I suspect she was "fishing" for him.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2017 10:28 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at May 19, 2017 10:26 PM (2X7pN)
Not me.
Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2017 10:29 PM (sdi6R)
Speaking of cool old school stereo equipment. Who made the big really expensive flat panel speakers? I was thinking Klipsch but cant find anything but normal box speakers.
Posted by: X-ray
Probably Magnepan or Acoustat depending on type.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2017 10:29 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Leelu at May 19, 2017 10:29 PM (ThlaB)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 19, 2017 10:29 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Aviator at May 19, 2017 10:23 PM
A cardboard tube?
Posted by: J. Random Moron at May 19, 2017 10:29 PM (DMUuz)
Nice sound.
Be better if it had a longer tonearm.
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2017 10:29 PM (/0dcw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Butt first no doubt.
Posted by: Aviator at May 19, 2017 10:30 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 10:30 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: X-ray at May 19, 2017 10:30 PM (Fz5yy)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2017 10:30 PM (p9qVR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 10:30 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 10:30 PM (qUNWi)
Asking for a friend. Not me."
-Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 10:28 PM (qUNWi)
Is it a new refrigerator? Because if so, that is common for the first gallon of ice and the same goes for the water dispenser.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 10:30 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: freaked at May 19, 2017 10:31 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
****
Pluck it with your teeth then move on.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2017 10:31 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2017 10:31 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 10:31 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 10:30 PM (e9G8E)
Ch-ch-ch-Chia!
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 19, 2017 10:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Slapweasel
Slap....it's a new icemaker installed.
Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 10:32 PM (qUNWi)
Not to sound heartless about the funeral.. very sad situation there. I think he should retire and go back to Holland and let his brother run the business.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 19, 2017 10:32 PM (CNHr1)
-Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2017 10:28 PM (hVdx9)
I have no problem with a "Flavor-Saver" of that nature.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 10:32 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 10:32 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 10:32 PM (e9G8E)
Traps flies.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 19, 2017 10:33 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at May 19, 2017 10:33 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 19, 2017 10:33 PM (udajc)
-Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 10:32 PM (qUNWi)
They need to run a gallon of ice, and likewise water through it to cleanse it of the rubbery, chemical nature of the new hoses.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 10:34 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Canada's parasite city can go horsef*ck at May 19, 2017 10:34 PM (wpC7C)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May
vodka will do the trick.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 10:34 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 10:32 PM (e9G8E)
======
Vestigial to keep them warm for feeding?
Posted by: GOULD at May 19, 2017 10:34 PM (jVyGJ)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 10:34 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: garrett
So that's what you call it now?
Shure.
---
Nicely played - golf clap.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2017 10:35 PM (tr2D7)
----------------------------------
"Luckily for the Democratic Party, there isn't really a pre-built media ecosystem for amplifying [fake conspiracies] like there was for Republicans. In the absence of left-wing Limbaughs and Breitbarts, media outlets totally unconcerned with factual rigor, it's much harder for this stuff to become mainstream."
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My god... it's full of crap.
Posted by: Mega at May 19, 2017 10:35 PM (1CtvB)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 10:32 PM
Think cat whiskers -- tactile sensors for nearby objects.
Posted by: J. Random Moron at May 19, 2017 10:35 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 19, 2017 10:35 PM (CNHr1)
Thank God, the f*cking Senators lost.
Posted by: Canada's parasite city can go horsef*ck
All fifty of them?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2017 10:35 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bomber at May 19, 2017 10:35 PM (zV04a)
Posted by: Slapweasel
thanks...I'll...I mean my friend will do that.
Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 10:35 PM (qUNWi)
-Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 10:32 PM (qUNWi)
Yeah, Slap is right. You have to let it make bad ice for a day or two and just chuck it out. It'll get better.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 19, 2017 10:36 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2017 10:35 PM (IqV8l)
Christ. I wish.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 19, 2017 10:36 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 10:36 PM (qUNWi)
All hail the EL34 and 12AX7!
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2017 10:36 PM (p9qVR)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 10:34 PM (cPsPa)
Of course it would, Captain Obvious. Drink enough of it and you might be convinced to dance to newer music, but that's not what we're talking about, God Forbid.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 10:37 PM (6gk0M)
I got a list.
Posted by: MAGA at May 19, 2017 10:37 PM (LQ1Q3)
THNX OneEyedJack.
Will do.
Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 10:37 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2017 10:38 PM (7dpmG)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 19, 2017 10:38 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 10:39 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 10:39 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May
how is brett doing tonight?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 10:40 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Bill R. at May 19, 2017 09:56 PM (kySkm)
But some Democrat, or illegal, BIRM, may vote using your identity.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2017 10:25 PM (0deF2)
You make a valid point. Since I am still here in Michigan often, I may stop in at my local township offices and make sure they remove me from the voter rolls.
Posted by: Bill R. at May 19, 2017 10:40 PM (kySkm)
Posted by: Canada's parasite city can go horsef*ck at May 19, 2017 10:34 PM (wpC7C)
High Five!
The Sens picked the wrong logo. Instead of a Roman Centurion, they should have gone with a hog in the trough, head down, ass up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2017 10:40 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2017 10:40 PM (/0dcw)
Posted by: yankeefifth
But enough about Hillary [rimshot]
Thanks folks, I'll be here all week. Tip your waitress, it's a job not a hobby.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 19, 2017 10:40 PM (ThlaB)
So the new Vulcan is dark skinned, female, and apparently is part human. *sigh*
Crew uniforms are heavily based on those from Enterprise.
The set designer must be obsessed with Erector sets because of all the beams, even the bridge is cluttered with obstructing beams. And the lighting is dark, which would make it harder for the Captain to see what is happening on the bridge if she could see past the support beams.
What the Hades did these people do to the Klingons? Now the "Survive and Succeed" race looks more like Mugato suffering mange.
*twitch*
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2017 10:41 PM (gDqaC)
Nice sound.
Be better if it had a longer tonearm.
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2017 10:29 PM (/0dcw)
the tonearm is exactly that length because it hits the record at exactly the middle of the record.
The theory was that regular tone arms were getting "dragged" by the grooves in the record, and that drag would wear out the record and degrade the sound quicker.
The whole point of the linear was for it to sit precisely in the groove and an angle that most reduced the dragging effect.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 19, 2017 10:41 PM (z79tQ)
I have a Luxman turntable, TEAC tape deck, JVC CD player, Onkyo tuner and receiver, and Infiniti speakers.
When I moved into my dad's house, I stored the speakers on the ground floor, and one of them was ruined when water got in after a heavy rainstorm.
I've lived here 15 years now and I've still never hooked up the stereo. For one thing, I'd have to rearrange the living room and I like it the way it is. For another thing, I just don't listen to music as much as I used to. I bought a set of speakers for my desktop computer which can play CDs, and that's good enough for my needs.
Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2017 10:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 19, 2017 10:04
So you woud not vote to convict?
And WTF is this about nipple hair?
Posted by: Farmer at May 19, 2017 10:42 PM (o/90i)
The NBA is truly an awful fansport.
Damn...there's 2 good teams in that whole league.
Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 10:42 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: X-ray at May 19, 2017 10:42 PM (Fz5yy)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 10:42 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: yankeefifth
But enough about Hillary [rimshot]
Thanks folks, I'll be here all week. Tip your waitress, it's a job not a hobby.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
same technique works on the unknown comic.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 10:43 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 19, 2017 10:43 PM (CNHr1)
-Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2017 10:40 PM (/0dcw)
Not if you can afford the Thousand-Dollar center court tickets, it isn't.
*HAH!*
(one should never *hah* at one's own joke. this is a cautionary tale.)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 10:43 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Farmer
It exists. I'm here to answere all questions.
Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 10:44 PM (qUNWi)
Oh, I know of the benefits and drawbacks of the linear tracking. But, they could have moved the tracking portion back and utilized a longer arm and achieved better tone (through increased mass alone).
Still, I have always liked linear tracking tables for any system that someone besides myself will touch.
Safer for my LPs.
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2017 10:44 PM (/0dcw)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 19, 2017 10:27 PM (z79tQ)
They do. Digital recordings clip the extreme highs and lows.
While CDs are more convenient, when at home I still love to listen to the old albums rather than CDs. Also, many bands are now rediscovering the LP and the market is growing larger. I don't think records will ever be what they once were but it's nice to see they haven't completely died out.
Posted by: Bill R. at May 19, 2017 10:44 PM (kySkm)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 10:44 PM (cPsPa)
You make a valid point. Since I am still here in Michigan often, I may stop in at my local township offices and make sure they remove me from the voter rolls.
Posted by: Bill R. at May 19, 2017 10:40 PM (kySkm)
I did that after I moved. I went back to my old precinct and told them I no longer lived there. I also made sure my mom and dad were removed from the voter rolls after they died.
Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2017 10:45 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 19, 2017 10:45 PM (CNHr1)
-Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 10:42 PM (qUNWi)
There are actually five, but the sport has been fairly predictable since the early 2000's.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 10:45 PM (6gk0M)
the room and I sat next to a popular studly jock. I suspect she was
"fishing" for him."
-Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2017 10:28 PM (hVdx9)
I have no problem with a "Flavor-Saver" of that nature.
Posted by: Slapweasel
****
She literally could have shaved it and sold it for a toupe. She was such a babe tho, I didn't care. Plus being a 15 year old male at the time, I would have crawled thru fire for a chance to be with her. Even if she was angling for the other guy, I was happy to be the unintended benificary.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2017 10:45 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 10:46 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Yoko at May 19, 2017 10:47 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2017 10:47 PM (/0dcw)
Graham only supports Trump when he bombs countries.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 19, 2017 10:47 PM (CyMMI)
Posted by: O no at May 19, 2017 10:47 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 10:47 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 10:47 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2017 10:48 PM (p9qVR)
-Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2017 10:45 PM (hVdx9)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 10:48 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Aviator at May 19, 2017 10:49 PM (/Nite)
Blade Runner 2049
http://bladerunnermovie.com/
Posted by: Javems at May 19, 2017 10:49 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May
seriously?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 10:49 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: X-ray at May 19, 2017 10:49 PM (Fz5yy)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2017 10:49 PM (7dpmG)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 10:47 PM (cPsPa)
I do. I was a Young Romantic. Their other big hit was "Electric Blue".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 10:49 PM (6gk0M)
'What can I say - I'm a complicated guy.'
'Yes, yes, and no one understands you, 'cept your woman.' And then she smiled
.... gotta love a girl like that.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 19, 2017 10:50 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: X-ray"
Back in 86 I was getting ready to go to the Klipsch factory outlet to buy a set of speakers but the EM5 in our shop got a wild hair up his ass and made me stay on the ship that day, and I never got another chance when I had the money...
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 19, 2017 10:50 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May
yeah but in the 50 years since they were big have they done anything?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 10:50 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 19, 2017 10:51 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 10:51 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2017 10:48 PM (p9qVR)
Whatever you do, don't...
Drive to a big box store and chuck it in the dumpster.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 19, 2017 10:51 PM (z79tQ)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 10:50 PM (cPsPa)
Besides those two songs? No. The rest of that album was shit, as well.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 10:51 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 10:46 PM
Are you aware that women very occasionally eructate?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2017 10:53 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: kalneva at May 19, 2017 10:53 PM (vhW1R)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May
well those two are great songs.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 10:53 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2017 10:27 PM (IqV8l
Makes sense. Lindsey's knows a winner when he sees 'em.
Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 19, 2017 10:53 PM (5leUT)
Yep, you're British aren't you? Fanny means something different. I found that out when some Brit thought I was really talking dirty.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 19, 2017 10:54 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
****
The line of hair down a man's chest is called a happy trail.
If he has a similar line down his back, is that called an UNhappy trail?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2017 10:54 PM (hVdx9)
Former FBI Director James Comey, who was fired by President Donald Trump last week amid an agency probe into alleged Russian meddling in the U.S. election, has agreed to testify before the U.S. Senate Intelligence Committee at a public hearing, the committee said in a statement on Friday.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2017 10:55 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: zombie jimmie rodgers at May 19, 2017 10:55 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 19, 2017 10:55 PM (w+Jhj)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 10:53 PM (cPsPa)
My Metal-Head buddies made fun of me, but I didn't give a shit. That was where the chicks were.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 10:56 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 10:57 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Farmer
It exists. I'm here to answere all questions.
Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017
I'll pass TY. I've got plenty but I think you are talking about female nipple hair. Don't have any in my life and don't need any, TY.
Posted by: Farmer at May 19, 2017 10:57 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2017 10:58 PM (IqV8l)
Yes. Born January 14, 1941
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May
yeah well she is tempting fate with her name.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 10:59 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: navybrat at May 19, 2017 10:59 PM (w7KSn)
If he has a similar line down his back, is that called an UNhappy trail?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
Ow a vewy happy twail.
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at May 19, 2017 10:59 PM (ThlaB)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 19, 2017 09:57 PM (R+30W)
No. No they don't. And with good reason. Shout out to Reggie. You know what I'm talking about.
Say, do you know that I make more money in one speech than you would make in a year? Yeah. I do that.
Posted by: Barack H Obama at May 19, 2017 11:00 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 11:00 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2017 11:01 PM (7dpmG)
I'd much rather talk about beer, dogs and 80's Top Forty radio.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:01 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 11:00 PM (e9G8E)
Best. Denial. Ever.
Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2017 11:02 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 10:47 PM
Icehouse? As in Flowers, Icehouse?
Posted by: otho at May 19, 2017 11:02 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2017 11:02 PM (tFx3r)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:03 PM (cPsPa)
"
Is that what Roy Rogers song was about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=11v=HMqXdrUjEe8
Posted by: X-ray at May 19, 2017 11:03 PM (Fz5yy)
Posted by: filbert at May 19, 2017 11:03 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 19, 2017 09:57 PM (R+30W)
No. No they don't. And with good reason. Shout out to Reggie. You know what I'm talking about.
Say, do you know that I make more money in one speech than you would make in a year? Yeah. I do that.
Posted by: Barack H Obama at May 19, 2017 11:00 PM (iMxBJ)
Wait a minute. I thought it was ducks that had a water-tight ass?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2017 11:03 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May
we are stuck in a vapid circle
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:04 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Steve Perry at May 19, 2017 11:04 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:04 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 19, 2017 11:04 PM (TwwWO)
"
Is that what Roy Rogers song was about?
***********
I sure thowt so.
Posted by: Liberace at May 19, 2017 11:04 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2017 11:03 PM (0deF2)
It hardly matters. Nothing avails against an orange corkscrew duck penis.
Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2017 11:05 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 19, 2017 11:05 PM (8O3HH)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:04 PM (cPsPa)
Leave it to The Horde to beat something into the ground and dig another hole, so as to grind it lower.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:05 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:03 PM
Nah. The band Icehouse, formerly known as Flowers?
Posted by: otho at May 19, 2017 11:06 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2017 11:06 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:07 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:07 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
*****
I thought it was sharks.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2017 11:07 PM (hVdx9)
Didn't H.G. Wells write a book about that? The Island of Dr Moreau, 1896
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 19, 2017 11:08 PM (3JQ/p)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:08 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2017 11:09 PM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2017 11:09 PM (gDqaC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 11:10 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:10 PM (6gk0M)
I once had to train a woman that had almost as much facial hair as I do.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2017 11:10 PM (hVdx9)
Opening line was "100 years from now" so now it's 75 years to go.
*SIGH*
https://youtu.be/1--TzQizYiQ?list=PLlnT8ZkL2kmyxPSCc9utorbFlpK4Vs1XC
Posted by: logprof at May 19, 2017 11:10 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2017 11:10 PM (7dpmG)
Didn't H.G. Wells write a book about that? The Island of Dr Moreau, 1896
Posted by: Bacon Jeff
Are we not men?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2017 11:10 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 11:11 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 19, 2017 11:11 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2017 11:11 PM (wPiJc)
Free at last!
Thank G*d I am free at last!
Except for the possibility of prison. But my lawyers are really connected, so no.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 19, 2017 11:11 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 19, 2017 11:11 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: zombie John Denver at May 19, 2017 11:11 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 19, 2017 11:12 PM (WTSFk)
"I'm gonna tear 'em apart!"
"What if they have guns?"
"......"
"We'd better let the police handle this."
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 19, 2017 11:12 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 19, 2017 11:13 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 19, 2017 11:12 PM (WTSFk)
======
smartest dog I ever had was a border collie mutt.
Posted by: GOULD at May 19, 2017 11:14 PM (jVyGJ)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 19, 2017 11:14 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 11:14 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 19, 2017 11:15 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May
well, there is seldom a need.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:15 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May
oops, misread that as forthright.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:16 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 19, 2017 11:16 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2017 11:16 PM (p9qVR)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 11:16 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:16 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 19, 2017 11:16 PM (TwwWO)
I needed some rubber feet of unusual size. Stay your imaginations, these were 1 3/4" tall, and... oh, never mind. The point is that I found them at something called "rubber feet warehouse" and they wanted a relationship. They wanted to send me their newsletter. Yes! A newsletter about rubber feet! And they wanted me to set up an account! Because you never know when you might have a hankering for some more rubber feet, I guess.
Eh, still beats retail.
Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2017 11:16 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 19, 2017 11:16 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2017 11:16 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 11:17 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:17 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May"
Furlong is another one. And Slapdash.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 19, 2017 11:17 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2017 11:18 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May
yo have never driven between philly and detroit, furlong after furlong of slapdash road construction.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:18 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2017 11:18 PM (IqV8l)
At least not since the invention of Olestra.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 19, 2017 11:19 PM (3JQ/p)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2017 11:19 PM (IqV8l)
-British guy talking about a newfangled comb.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:19 PM (6gk0M)
Opening notes to Rebel Yell .. Billy Idol
Posted by: KansasCJ at May 19, 2017 11:19 PM (LNyLd)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:16 PM
It was a better name, IMO. They were also a much better band back then.
Posted by: otho at May 19, 2017 11:20 PM (lmIoG)
furlong
farthing
fathom
None of these are used much these days.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2017 11:18 PM (wPiJc)
F-words all.
Posted by: filbert at May 19, 2017 11:20 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2017 11:20 PM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 19, 2017 11:20 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 11:20 PM (KP5rU)
*****
Farthings per furlong per fortnight is a measure of freightage costs.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2017 11:20 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 19, 2017 11:21 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:21 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2017 11:21 PM (p9qVR)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 19, 2017 11:21 PM (mGGj9)
Posted by: yankeefifth"
I have driven between Philly and Baltimore. Same thing.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 19, 2017 11:21 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2017 11:22 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 19, 2017 11:22 PM (TwwWO)
****
Heaven forgive me, I laughed at this.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2017 11:22 PM (wPiJc)
-Posted by: otho at May 19, 2017 11:20 PM (lmIoG)
I'm going to go ahead and not disagree. Now that I've stated that, I need to listen to "Flowers" for awhile.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:22 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: X-ray at May 19, 2017 11:23 PM (Fz5yy)
There was a story I remember. It was some engineering report, and a guy became suspicious that no one was reading his detailed reports on something. So he changed all the units to this archaic units, at that included furlongs per fortnight for velocity and furlongs per fortnight^2 for acceleration.
I'm trying to remember some others. Anyway, no one said a thing, which confirmed that no one was reading the reports.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 19, 2017 11:23 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:23 PM (cPsPa)
That is all.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 19, 2017 09:58 PM (nvMvs)
Th broadcast and print media has been dead to me since the election. I don't see any way on earth the media will ever win me back.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 19, 2017 11:24 PM (TdMsT)
-Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2017 11:22 PM (wPiJc)
*Bows at the feet of The Master*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:24 PM (6gk0M)
*****
I thought it was sharks.
Nope.
Point of Fact: That's why sharks never stop swimming.
Posted by: garrett at May 19, 2017 11:24 PM (/0dcw)
Posted by: John Elway at May 19, 2017 11:24 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 11:25 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 19, 2017 11:25 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:25 PM (cPsPa)
What's the point? It's public grandstanding. Waste of time and money. What Congress does best.
Posted by: gracepc at May 19, 2017 11:25 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2017 11:25 PM (7dpmG)
Posted by: John Elway at May 19, 2017 11:24 PM (GsAUU)
Me Too. Well I run one.
Posted by: John Kerry at May 19, 2017 11:26 PM (Fz5yy)
http://youtu.be/Xb5UQJ__omM
Maymo saves the day from aerial shark attack
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2017 11:26 PM (p9qVR)
Posted by: Gwenyth P., lifestyle guru at May 19, 2017 11:26 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May
some free advice, even if you are trying to do a women by stating her weight in stone because it will be a lower number she will not appreciate it.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:27 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May"
--------------
Pfft
Posted by: Sennight at May 19, 2017 11:27 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at May 19, 2017 11:27 PM (GsAUU)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:25 PM (cPsPa)
Thanks for blowing the mood, man. That was horrible. You need to repent for at least a minute on "What You Have Un-Accomplished" here.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:27 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 19, 2017 11:27 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:28 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 19, 2017 11:12 PM (WTSFk)
I love the herding breeds. I've had collies and shelties. Easiest dogs in the world to train.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 19, 2017 11:28 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:28 PM (6gk0M)
...and I was still at the head of the class.
...while talking on the phone.
...and rolling cigarettes.
Thanks for the ONT, CDR M!
Yay!, 'Splosions and Doggies!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 10:13 PM (6gk0M)
Yeah, and I see the commies have deleted you again. This smacks of Social Justice and Participation Trophies.
Me, I like the #Winning
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 19, 2017 11:29 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: logprof at May 19, 2017 11:29 PM (GsAUU)
"80% negative coverage of Trump is proof that... Trump sucks this much."
Deleted my history so HA doesn't even pop up in my drop-downs anymore. I can't and won't ever go back there. No more clicks for them.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 19, 2017 11:29 PM (toi7g)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2017 11:29 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 19, 2017 11:30 PM (8O3HH)
-Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 19, 2017 11:28 PM (TdMsT)
Snaps and whistles alongside "Dog Wheeeeesperer" training is pretty cool, ain't it?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:30 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:30 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2017 11:31 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:32 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May
wait, you were going to hot air? did not know there was any overlap between here and there. like being a nun that moonlights as a stripper.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:32 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 11:32 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2017 11:33 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:34 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2017 11:16 PM (iMxBJ)
Gee, they have a song, too:
Rubber feet, rubber feet,
Soft and mooshy, firm and sweet.
Short and squat, or big and tall,
Rubber feet, we have 'em all.
Try 'em, like 'em, they're so neat,
All our rubbers can't be beat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2017 11:34 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 19, 2017 11:35 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: yankeefifth
*****
Wait, you've met my mom?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2017 11:35 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2017 11:35 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 19, 2017 11:35 PM (toi7g)
Posted by: Gwenyth P., lifestyle guru at May 19, 2017 11:35 PM (DMUuz)
***
A smart Republican party, even a very GOPey one, would levy ruinous taxes on the entertainment industry and create a whole new federal agency to check on their accounting.
Of course the Republicans, as much as the Democrats, give Hollywood tax breaks and asinine copyright protection laws.
If someone is your declared enemy, why the hell do you spend your time helping them?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2017 11:35 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 11:36 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 1
when we discussed this we agreed she would never tell you.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:36 PM (cPsPa)
Having posts deleted is kind-of odd to me.
I'm not out to offend people, nor have I used language that was offensive, nor have I been in any way controversial.
That's just weird.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:36 PM (6gk0M)
***
The GOPe pays a lot better then the people do for "conservative" commentary.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2017 11:36 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 11:36 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 11:32 PM (e9G8E)
I remember back in the 70s we had to learn metric units because that would be our standard here too.
Posted by: X-ray at May 19, 2017 11:36 PM (Fz5yy)
**knocks back room-temperature genever in anticipatory celebration**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 19, 2017 11:37 PM (TwwWO)
-------
Lewis & Clark, in their 1804-1806 Expedition across America, brought booze with them. Quite a bit. They would issue each of the troops a "Gill of Spirits" now and then, and someone would break out a fiddle, and "Much Merriment in Camp &c."
Well how much is a "Gill" anyway? Turns out about 4 oz, enough for a little Merriment in Camp, I think. Especially if they used the British measure, which is closer to 5 oz, and in 1804 I suspect that was the case.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2017 11:37 PM (p9qVR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:37 PM (cPsPa)
***
It is a great way to figure out what is on Egg McMuffin's mind...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2017 11:37 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 19, 2017 11:35 PM
We're the only "declared enemies". The deplorables. The irredeemable. The populists. The commoners. The rabble.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 19, 2017 11:37 PM (toi7g)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 19, 2017 11:38 PM (w+Jhj)
Okay... the first time was funny, but that's kind-of dickish.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:32 PM (6gk0M)
Haven't you learned anything from the left? Everyone get his turn being number #1, without regard to speed or merit.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 19, 2017 11:38 PM (TdMsT)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/865600423176142849
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/865600504075886592
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/865600591736610816
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/865600705884635136
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/865600806720073729
Posted by: kbdabear at May 19, 2017 11:39 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 11:39 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Stephen Colbert, Comedy Genius and Certified Homeowner at May 19, 2017 11:39 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:39 PM (cPsPa)
All this missing in this Massive Fake News Farce is a parade of "former Trump supporters" who've finally had it with Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 19, 2017 11:39 PM (CyMMI)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 19, 2017 11:40 PM (toi7g)
**raises one eyebrow**
Yikes!
**tiptoes out**
Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2017 11:11
Don't blame ya.
I'm off to bed soon, but wanted to report my homeless old lady friend has found a place to rent she can afford. Good news!
Posted by: Farmer at May 19, 2017 11:40 PM (o/90i)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/865600901477740545
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/865600982050377728
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/865601073867894785
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/865601158139838464
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/865601239744094208
Posted by: kbdabear at May 19, 2017 11:40 PM (AOrEZ)
___
Hmm...no wonder those Pakistani guys who learned British English always gave me a weird look before fun time...
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 19, 2017 11:40 PM (aZq03)
-Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 19, 2017 11:38 PM (TdMsT)
I joked about just that thing when it happened last night.
I'm an easy-going guy and I'll still not make a big fuss about it, but it is just weird.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:40 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 11:41 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 19, 2017 11:41 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 19, 2017 11:41 PM (e9G8E)
Fake News
Fake Polls
Fake Protesters
Fake Investigations
Fake Sources
Fake Men
Fake Women
Fake Republicans
and coming soon: Fake Former Trump Supporters
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 19, 2017 11:41 PM (CyMMI)
status quo, pictures of matchstick men. to hell with furlongs and fortnights.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
That was one of the few singles I ever bought.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2017 11:41 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 10:56 PM (6gk0M
Thats the way to do it. My ability to enjoy U2's Joshua Tree worked exquisitely and opened up many "opportunities".
Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 19, 2017 11:41 PM (5leUT)
Well how much is a "Gill" anyway? Turns out about 4 oz, enough for a little Merriment in Camp, I think. Especially if they used the British measure, which is closer to 5 oz, and in 1804 I suspect that was the case.
*****
I think if I were to have the chance to go back in history and live a particular event, the Lewis & Clark expedition would be high on my list. How awesome must that have been, in 1802-1804 and live to tell about it?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2017 11:41 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Was that a thing? I missed it.
Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 11:41 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 19, 2017 11:20 PM (7dpmG)
And there are two in May. Because.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 19, 2017 11:41 PM (SRKgf)
___
As a lifetime Republican this latest scandal of Trump getting two scoops of ice cream is the last straw and I cannot support him anymore.
Posted by: Egg Biscuit (not related to Egg McMuffin...honest) at May 19, 2017 11:42 PM (aZq03)
-Posted by: Farmer at May 19, 2017 11:40 PM (o/90i)
Great news, amigo! Thank You for the update! More than a few of us were worried about her.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:42 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:42 PM (cPsPa)
Snaps and whistles alongside "Dog Wheeeeesperer" training is pretty cool, ain't it?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:30 PM (6gk0M)
A well trained dog is superior to a human in every respect.
I've been considering getting a dog. My last dog died 11 years ago. I want either a boarder collie mix or a flat coated retriever mix.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 19, 2017 11:43 PM (TdMsT)
I saw John Sexton and thought of the actor who was in "Enter The Dragon" with Bruce Lee except that actor's name is John Saxon. Oops. Its a source of pride that I have no idea who those 2 jokers are.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 19, 2017 11:44 PM (HCqAo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:44 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2017 11:44 PM (p9qVR)
I, too, wonder what sort of crap sound track is going to be used for the sequel.
Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at May 19, 2017 11:44 PM (f0zQH)
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 11:41 PM (KP5rU)
Love you, Brother!
email is in my nic.
I'd like to send you my phone# so we can talk, someday.
I want to hear you bitch about shit for an hour before I get a word in edgewise... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:45 PM (6gk0M)
I recommend either a Dachshund or a nice cat.
Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 11:45 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki"
I swear, the first time I saw the "Buckwheat Sings" sketch, I really almost collapsed from laughing so much.
"Wookin po nub". That's a classic right there.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 19, 2017 11:45 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:46 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 11:46 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
Some women, usually with darker hair / complexions can have a few stray hairs. A girl in HS I knew fit that description. Not that big a deal, at least for a teen age guy.
Posted by: Aviator at May 19, 2017 11:47 PM (/Nite)
Fake News
Fake Polls
Fake Protesters
Fake Investigations
Fake Sources
Fake Men
Fake Women
Fake Republicans
and coming soon: Fake Former Trump Supporters
Bring it on. Everything the left has done in the last few years has hardened me as a conservative libertarian. There are many like me who have simply had enough of the bullshit from the left.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 19, 2017 11:47 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 19, 2017 11:41 PM (5leUT)
You have gone where I cannot go, sir. It is like a superpower or something, to not only endure, but enjoy, Bono's whining.
Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2017 11:47 PM (iMxBJ)
Anyway, I looked it up to make sure it was him, and learned his full name was Richard Augustus Wagstaff Clark, Jr.
Wagstaff.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 19, 2017 11:47 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:48 PM (cPsPa)
I wouldn't go that far, but I "get" the sentiment.
"I've been considering getting a dog. My last dog died 11 years ago. I want either a boarder collie mix or a flat coated retriever mix."
-Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 19, 2017 11:43 PM (TdMsT)
*tsst!*
*pokes Ladylibertarian*
Thees ees only to change mood, not to hurt human.
Go geet dog. Dog love unconditional.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:48 PM (6gk0M)
A well trained dog is superior to a human in every respect.
___
Especially if you have a bottle of ketchup.
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 19, 2017 11:48 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 19, 2017 11:49 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 19, 2017 11:49 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:50 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 11:50 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 19, 2017 11:43 PM (TdMsT)
My Pogo is a Basset/Border Collie cross. She is a sweet dog, eight years old now. Tilikum has met her.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2017 11:50 PM (0deF2)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:46 PM (cPsPa)
Thanks, Brother!
*fistbump*
It's all good.
I think they think I'm running a script, but I already gave away all of my "secrets" last week!
...or else they think it is funny, but so be it. I couldn't care less.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:50 PM (6gk0M)
The Colorado Rockies are going to the Super Bowl!!**
Best defense in the NL, group of strong young arms in the starting rotation, solid bullpen, and a potent offense. Plus deep in young talent, so should be able to weather a spate of injuries. Mark it down now, check it again in October... You heard it here first.
(**sung to the tune of "Broncos are going to the Super Bowl"
Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2017 11:50 PM (wPiJc)
And here I thought you were kidding. Man, does this site deliver!
So I'm going in the other tab and I'll be back in... um... 15 minutes.
Eh, who am I kidding? 5 tops.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 19, 2017 11:51 PM (toi7g)
want either a boarder collie mix or a flat coated retriever mix."
-Posted by: Ladylibertarian
Can't go wrong with a retriever mix. Collies are great dogs but tend to be "busy".
Posted by: Aviator at May 19, 2017 11:51 PM (/Nite)
" Uniquely designed jeans ... "
This, then is what chaps with an ass look like ....
Even the model couldn't make the ... idea ... work.
Tell me this is not to be added to the "Longbows/Crossbows" list of discussions.
Posted by: Arbalest at May 19, 2017 11:52 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 19, 2017 11:49 PM (iMxBJ)
Call me. You're gonna some pointers because of where you'll be going for the next few years..... You're gonna have a lot of staff wagging at you, buddy.
Posted by: Hope Solo at May 19, 2017 11:52 PM (8O3HH)
but they do love you.
Posted by: eleven at May 19, 2017 11:50 PM (qUNWi)
Still deliberating.
Posted by: The Jury at May 19, 2017 11:52 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:53 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 19, 2017 11:53 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: yankeefifth
2 hours, 2 days, 2 years all the same to a dog.
Posted by: Aviator at May 19, 2017 11:53 PM (/Nite)
I think if I were to have the chance to go back in history and live a particular event, the Lewis & Clark expedition would be high on my list. How awesome must that have been, in 1802-1804 and live to tell about it?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2017 11:41 PM (wPiJc)
It was a remarkable achievement, and I was a little obsessed about it for a while. Parts of the Dakotas and Montana and Idaho are still the same. The vast herds of buffalo and elk and bear and the rest of it must have been unreal. Today we think of bear and deer and elk as high mountain animals, but that's not really the case. They have been driven there. I have DeVoto's edit of the Journals. "Undaunted Courage" is good, and I have the Thwaites 3 volume set, and a big coffee table book about it by somebody. Beautifully illustrated. There are very few actual artifacts left that can be positively attributed to the expedition. The Yellowstone Valley and similar must have been really something to see.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2017 11:53 PM (p9qVR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2017 11:53 PM (TRzoP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:54 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 19, 2017 11:55 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:30 PM (cPsPa)
Aaargh, sorry I disappeared again. Laundry, and a fashionably late dinner. Like in Spain.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 19, 2017 11:55 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: andycanuck
*****
Perhaps, but I would write a letter to my descendants, to be delivered in 2017, telling them where I hid the gold!!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2017 11:55 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Hope Solo at May 19, 2017 11:52 PM (8O3HH)
At least everyone started hating me for some reason other than how ugly my nether regions were.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 19, 2017 11:55 PM (iMxBJ)
Arizona and Los Angeles will have something to say about that before the end of the season.
...just in that Division!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:55 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: USNtakim at May 19, 2017 11:56 PM (zZWkn)
Posted by: Aviator at May
heh. I have to tell Mrs.YankeeFifth that she needs to make sure to give the dogs some love every time we come home because much as I love her and as happy as I am to be reunited with her after we have been apart, I have never been as excited as our dogs are.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:56 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2017 11:56 PM (TRzoP)
Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at May 19, 2017 11:57 PM (f0zQH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 19, 2017 11:58 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Common Tater
******
Oh yeah! For that time, it must have been like going to the moon. The journals, the botany, the flora & fauna. What a fount of new information. Jefferson must have been really prescient (or just lucky).
Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2017 11:58 PM (wPiJc)
I should quit.
Everyone says that.
Virtue-Signalling.
*sips beer*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 19, 2017 11:58 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Bob in houston right wing basket of deplorable at May 19, 2017 11:58 PM (6ai11)
we band of Americans;
For he or she today that votes for me
Shall be my sibling; be they ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle their social class;
And people in blue states now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their privileges cheap whiles any speaks
That voted for Trump upon Election day.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 19, 2017 11:58 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May
laundry? you know all those clothes are just going to mess with your tan lines.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:59 PM (cPsPa)
I know everybody sez to get a rescue dog, but I'm just a big softie when it comes to dogs. No way could I stand to see all those doggies on what amounts to death row. I couldn't stand it.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 19, 2017 11:59 PM (p9qVR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 19, 2017 11:59 PM (TwwWO)
If you haven't already, read Undaunted Courage by Stephen Ambrose though the book focuses on Meriweather Lewis. It is compelling. The ending made me gasp aloud. Ambrose retraced the expedition with his own children. I'd like to do that one day.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 20, 2017 12:00 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2017 12:00 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 20, 2017 12:00 AM (e9G8E)
Work those Plan Bs. We may need them. And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.
*Tips hat*
Bows low to her Grace, Miley; and with preternatural self-control manages to maintain eye contact throughout.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2017 12:00 AM (u82oZ)
Track 69
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2K2teeclbR4
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 20, 2017 12:00 AM (7dpmG)
-Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at May 19, 2017 11:57 PM (f0zQH)
Trying to get them to take a pill hidden in *whatever* is just a trial. Clipping their nails? Holy shit, you'd think that you were trying to murder them.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 20, 2017 12:00 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Aviator at May 20, 2017 12:01 AM (/Nite)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 20, 2017 12:01 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 20, 2017 12:02 AM (6gk0M)
want either a boarder collie mix or a flat coated retriever mix."
-Posted by: Ladylibertarian
Can't go wrong with a retriever mix. Collies are great dogs but tend to be "busy".
Posted by: Aviator at May 19, 2017 11:51 PM (/Nite)
You want a retriever mix. You'll take a poodle mix. You'll get a pit bull mix.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 20, 2017 12:02 AM (mGGj9)
So I'm going in the other tab and I'll be back in... um... 15 minutes.
Eh, who am I kidding? 5 tops.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May
michelle malkin was the only good thing to come out of hot air.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2017 12:02 AM (cPsPa)
****
I have read that- most of my (admittedly superficial) knowledge of the expedition came from that. Really good accounting.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2017 12:02 AM (wPiJc)
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That's cultural appropriation from the Aztecs, h8er.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2017 12:02 AM (TRzoP)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2017 12:03 AM (p9qVR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 19, 2017 11:59 PM (cPsPa)
I dream for a day where I have a place to lie out in only bikini bottoms.
For the Tan Lines.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 20, 2017 12:03 AM (tHwdc)
we band of Americans;
For he or she today that votes for me
Shall be my sibling; be they ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle their social class;
And people in blue states now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their privileges cheap whiles any speaks
That voted for Trump upon Election day.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 19, 2017 11:58 PM (u82oZ)
Beautiful!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 20, 2017 12:04 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Aviator at May 20, 2017 12:04 AM (/Nite)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2017 12:04 AM (TRzoP)
we band of Americans;
For he or she today that votes for me
Shall be my sibling; be they ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle their social class;
And people in blue states now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their privileges cheap whiles any speaks
That voted for Trump upon Election day.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 19, 2017 11:58 PM (u82oZ)
Saved to clipboard. And will be going onto faux parchment via talented calligrapher, matted and framed.
More than a mere Golf Clap, indeed.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2017 12:04 AM (v5iqM)
I should quit.
Everyone says that.
Virtue-Signalling.
*sips beer*
Posted by: Slapweasel
****
Start vaping, man. Then quit.
I hope you have not been smoking long.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 20, 2017 12:05 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 20, 2017 12:05 AM (Rsi2C)
--
Not sure if you're saying cats are dumb or not. I'd say they're more stubborn and independent-minded.
Posted by: shibumi at May 20, 2017 12:05 AM (BPeNq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 20, 2017 12:06 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 20, 2017 12:00 AM (6gk0M)
Heh. Pogo is on a course of antibiotics. I've been cutting rounds of smoked sausage, and stuffing the quite large pills into those. She gobbles them down. Yesterday, she ate one, spit out the pill, and then scooped the pill up again, crunched it in her jaws, and down it went.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2017 12:06 AM (0deF2)
I should quit.
Everyone says that.
Virtue-Signalling.
*sips beer*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May
coke is a lot less work. it is also a hell of a drug.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2017 12:06 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Shep Smith at May 20, 2017 12:06 AM (TRzoP)
Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at May 19, 2017 11:57 PM (f0zQH)
It's all in the training! They live to work. The snowflakes on our campuses these days should be as ambitious.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 20, 2017 12:07 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Barry Oh! at May 20, 2017 12:07 AM (BPeNq)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Fq6gtbx4Q
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 20, 2017 12:08 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Shep Smith
I hear you bro.
Posted by: Barry at May 20, 2017 12:08 AM (/Nite)
Okay, I remember this exchange from a movie, but my brain is broken and I can't remember which film.
"I started rolling my own cigarettes to cut down on smoking."
"Did it work?"
"Nope. I just roll 'em faster."
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 20, 2017 12:08 AM (toi7g)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 20, 2017 12:08 AM (TwwWO)
So much that needs to be said, so many people who say it better than I.
Good night, all-
Endeavor to persevere!!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2017 12:09 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Splunge at May 20, 2017 12:09 AM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Common Tater
******
Oh yeah! For that time, it must have been like going to the moon. The journals, the botany, the flora & fauna. What a fount of new information. Jefferson must have been really prescient (or just lucky).
Posted by: Muldoon at May 19, 2017 11:58 PM (wPiJc)
Way late to the discussion, but I had the great good fortune to grow up in the Yellowstone region, and I have always been profoundly interested in the Corps of Discovery, and John Colter, in particular. I spent the latter half of my youth in Cody, Wyoming, and Colter was prominent in our local history. When he traipsed through, there were active geysers and hot springs. Colter's Hell is not Yellowstone, it's at the feet of Spirit (Cedar) Mountain and Rattlesnake Mountain, between which runs the Shoshone river.
Jeeze. I got windy here. Sorry.
Good night. road trip to Phoenix tomorrow. Yay.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at May 20, 2017 12:09 AM (VQiYm)
For the Tan Lines.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May
I feel oddly compelled to help you solve this problem.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2017 12:10 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 19, 2017 11:35 PM (toi7g)
++++
Where did you hear that? Search engines come up empty.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 20, 2017 12:12 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 19, 2017 11:43 PM (TdMsT)
My Pogo is a Basset/Border Collie cross. She is a sweet dog, eight years old now. Tilikum has met her.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2017 11:50 PM (0deF2)
I can't imagine what a basset-border collie mix must look like! Submit a photo to the pet thread!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 20, 2017 12:12 AM (TdMsT)
When I was in college I "dated" a super-lefty wymonz studies girl. It was great in that as a super feminist she was supposed to engage in sexual depravity to prove her bone fides (heh).
Anyhoo, she had nipple hair that she didn't pluck but shaved. And not often enough.
But I'm about as manly as Niles Crane, so getting laid for me was a bonanza. Whatever that certain "IT" some men have, I have the antidote.
Yeah, she was gross.
Sorry to share that with you all.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 20, 2017 12:12 AM (Xluzf)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2017 12:13 AM (KP5rU)
Osdrubal
Yangervis
Roughned
I can't take it any more.
I just can't take it.
I don't mind if the name is funny and musical --- like Barkevious Mingo or Jadaveon Clowney.
But these names are just plain ugly and stupid.
/rant off
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 20, 2017 12:13 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2017 12:13 AM (cPsPa)
The commenters there would mention it quite a bit right before the facebook apocalypse (and even some since then). They treated it like it was common knowledge. No one seemed to contradict it. But a link? I got nuthin'
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 20, 2017 12:13 AM (toi7g)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2017 12:14 AM (TRzoP)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 20, 2017 12:12 AM (TdMsT)
She is a tri-color, and looks like a very large beagle. Weighs about 70 pounds.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2017 12:15 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 20, 2017 12:15 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2017 12:15 AM (KP5rU)
--
I think the answer is staring you right in the face.
Obviously, your methlab was living with a colony of cats who taught her to cat, ie, be self-reliant.
Posted by: shibumi at May 20, 2017 12:16 AM (BPeNq)
I can't imagine what a basset-border collie mix must look like! Submit a photo to the pet thread!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
My sister had a basset-black lab mix. It looked like a normal black lab but was about two thirds size and had webbed feet and howled like a basset.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2017 12:18 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: shibumi at May
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2017 12:18 AM (cPsPa)
Another one on this Perry Mason episode they're running. His client is this fright of an aging actress, a Norma Desmond type.
She was played by this actress Estelle Winwood, who lived to be 101, born in 1883 and died in 1984. She was thus in her 80s in 1966 when that episode was made.
She made her Broadway debut in 1916.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 20, 2017 12:18 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 20, 2017 12:19 AM (mGGj9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2017 12:15 AM (0deF2)
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I have a border collie black lab mix. best and smartest that I have ever seen in my life.
Posted by: GOULD at May 20, 2017 12:20 AM (jVyGJ)
She made her Broadway debut in 1916.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 20, 2017 12:18 AM (8O3HH)
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Springtime for Bismarck?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2017 12:20 AM (TRzoP)
Good night. road trip to Phoenix tomorrow. Yay.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at May 20, 2017 12:09 AM (VQiYm)
More sir, please. Not less.
More to the degree of some at-length guest posts on the weekend threads. Essay length, with suitable illustrations, if you please? Damn sure one of the COBs will help you publish it, accordingly.
I'm not kidding on this, either. Near begging, actually. You've grown up in the history I ought to have lived.
Alas, I don't have the keys to Ace's time machine.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2017 12:21 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2017 12:22 AM (KP5rU)
She was played by this actress Estelle Winwood
She was in The Magic Sword, a MST3K movie.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056211
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2017 12:24 AM (IqV8l)
You have gone where I cannot go, sir. It is like a superpower or something, to not only endure, but enjoy, Bono's whining.
Posted by: Splunge at May 19, 2017 11:47 PM (iMxBJ
Ya gotta want it. I don't dispute that.
Posted by: The Lonebadger at May 20, 2017 12:25 AM (m4pt8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2017 12:28 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2017 12:29 AM (cPsPa)
But, well, let us say that once our friendship deepened somewhat, she became a regular client of a laser electrology spa.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 20, 2017 12:29 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2017 12:30 AM (p9qVR)
And a real hoot was Carol Burnette's "Nora Desmond" character, with Harvey Korman as her director/butler/asskisser/slave Max. I've think they've got a bunch of those skits on Youtube.
That makeup job was a hoot.
My favorite, though, was her Gone with the Wind parody, where she wears the dress made out of drapes, with the curtain rod still through it, across her shoulders. "Just something I saw in the window..."
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 20, 2017 12:30 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 20, 2017 12:32 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 20, 2017 12:35 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 20, 2017 12:36 AM (t8Vs+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 20, 2017 12:38 AM (TwwWO)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2017 12:38 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 20, 2017 12:39 AM (6gk0M)
You are a kind soul Sir Slap. Be well.
T
Posted by: Farmer at May 20, 2017 12:40 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 20, 2017 12:41 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 20, 2017 12:42 AM (t8Vs+)
Don't look at me, I took a shower before I came in. Used soap this time, too.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 20, 2017 12:43 AM (t8Vs+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 20, 2017 12:43 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 20, 2017 12:44 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 20, 2017 12:45 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: GOULD at May 20, 2017 12:45 AM (jVyGJ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 20, 2017 12:48 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 20, 2017 12:48 AM (6gk0M)
Disturbingly quiet for this time on a Friday night.
"It's too quiet.."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WatQeG5fMU
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 20, 2017 12:49 AM (CyMMI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 20, 2017 12:49 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 20, 2017 12:51 AM (CyMMI)
And don't turn the runway lights on. That's just what they'll be expecting.
Posted by: Robert Stack at May 20, 2017 12:55 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Chu Khat Man at May 20, 2017 12:55 AM (89uJ6)
via Breitbart
Posted by: Sir Charles Krauthammer at May 20, 2017 12:56 AM (9YL+9)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2017 12:57 AM (AD+h6)
Ah, finally to the end of the comments.
I've been thinking it's time to drop retirement papers. 42+ years as an air traffic controller is probably enough.
But damn! I sure have enjoyed telling pilots "where to go" all this time!
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 20, 2017 12:57 AM (4DCSq)
Posted by: Johnny Jacobs at May 20, 2017 12:58 AM (toi7g)
Posted by: Chu Khat Man at May 20, 2017 01:00 AM (89uJ6)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 20, 2017 01:01 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2017 01:03 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 20, 2017 01:04 AM (t8Vs+)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 20, 2017 12:03 AM (
and risk sunburned nipples? No. Just no.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 20, 2017 01:05 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2017 01:06 AM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 20, 2017 01:08 AM (4DCSq)
Electrical tape!
Wendy O Williams, a woman ahead of her time.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 20, 2017 01:10 AM (t8Vs+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2017 12:10 AM (cPsPa)
You know...many vegas hotels now have "adult only" pools where the boobehs run free.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 20, 2017 01:10 AM (hscyr)
My problem with this is not that boobehs shouldn't be seen, it's the ones that want to be seen that shouldn't be.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 20, 2017 01:13 AM (t8Vs+)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 20, 2017 01:05 AM (hscyr)
There was this discussion on cutting out small circles of terrycloth for women who were tanning that I couldn't get away from.
I would say that was as embarrassing to listen to as the discussion on leg-shaving.
Since I'm a guy my first reaction would be "try sun-block, or that zinc oxide stuff."
Which proves I have no idea of what I am talking about.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2017 01:13 AM (mkDpn)
--
I have a border collie black lab mix as well. She is wickedly smart and sneaky, but terribly sweet as well. She has every pattern in our house memorized and pretty much knows what's going on instantly. She can be a bit of a brat at times and I can tell when she's got into trouble the instant I get home by the look on her face.
Posted by: mpthompson at May 20, 2017 01:15 AM (b0njJ)
msnbc is churning out short video clips all day now about Trump -- specifically aimed at the Low Info Voter
No context. No rebuttal. No evidence. Just one leftist after another making allegations about Trump. They are now saying Trump "threatened" Comey and msnbc just lets them say it.
The comments for these videos are 95% in favor of this witch hunt.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 20, 2017 01:15 AM (CyMMI)
Posted by: Average Guy at May 20, 2017 01:23 AM (LMcFk)
I saw Sunburned Nipples open for the Butthole Surfers at the Greek in '85.
while the tree people ate crunchy granola...
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2017 01:26 AM (AD+h6)
For the Tan Lines.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
I have to ask: why wear bikini bottoms?
Posted by: timberdoodle at May 20, 2017 01:28 AM (qN7TO)
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Posted by: mindful webworker - name a price at May 20, 2017 01:28 AM (3oX+R)
Posted by: Average Guy at May 20, 2017 01:29 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Morons to be identified later at May 20, 2017 01:30 AM (3oX+R)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 20, 2017 01:32 AM (t8Vs+)
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Well, duh.
Butt, um, if the tan lines are an issue, why wear clothes at all?
Posted by: timberdoodle at May 20, 2017 01:34 AM (qN7TO)
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some of us already have pixs...
we're in our bunks.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2017 01:36 AM (AD+h6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 20, 2017 01:38 AM (t8Vs+)
Posted by: timberdoodle at May 20, 2017 01:41 AM (qN7TO)
Posted by: Average Guy at May 20, 2017 01:44 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 20, 2017 01:49 AM (t8Vs+)
Commenting on ONT content has been known to go on until the next day's afternoon.
Sometimes....
The rain is coming down pretty heavy now.
And morning is due any hour now.
So, I shall adjust my orientation to the horizontal and let the gentle splashing lull me to dreamland.
Pax, Folx
Posted by: mindful webworker - in case of glass, break fire at May 20, 2017 01:52 AM (3oX+R)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 20, 2017 01:53 AM (e9G8E)
I'm just an occasional commenter here and I'm not fully versed in the etiquette of the ONT, so I'm wondering, is it OK, 600+ posts in, to comment on the original content?
While highly unusual, I don't believe that is any sort of ONT violation. In fact, it would probably be appreciated by the Cob...
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 20, 2017 01:54 AM (4DCSq)
Posted by: Headless Body in Topless Bar at May 20, 2017 01:57 AM (S8ozK)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 20, 2017 01:59 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Barry Manilow at May 20, 2017 02:00 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2017 02:01 AM (ZcAbN)
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is there such a thing?
news to me, but, then again, i don't get our much.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2017 02:01 AM (AD+h6)
Those shorts/jeans are quite possibly the least sexy things I have ever seen
Considering the arms on the model seem somewhat masculine, I'm not entirely sure that was not shot in 'Frisco...
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 20, 2017 02:02 AM (4DCSq)
Posted by: Bjnorkl at May 20, 2017 02:03 AM (voYu7)
Posted by: Pope Francis at May 20, 2017 02:04 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 20, 2017 02:05 AM (TwwWO)
do yurts have anything that can clog caterpillar tracks or bogie wheels?
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2017 02:11 AM (AD+h6)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2017 02:12 AM (AD+h6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 20, 2017 02:12 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 20, 2017 02:13 AM (TwwWO)
Who needs breasts? Michelle has breasticles.
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 20, 2017 02:14 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 20, 2017 02:16 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2017 02:16 AM (AD+h6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 20, 2017 02:18 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 20, 2017 02:20 AM (4DCSq)
Thanks for ruining breakfast. Don't you have a community to organize?
Posted by: Bjnorkl at May 20, 2017 02:22 AM (voYu7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 20, 2017 02:22 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2017 02:24 AM (AD+h6)
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 20, 2017 02:25 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 20, 2017 02:27 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Headless Body in Topless Bar at May 20, 2017 02:29 AM (S8ozK)
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neyt
red for the color c1-c4 for the cervical vertebrae.
stopped at c-4 for the demo reference.
i was, mostly, 11H/B, 19D with some 91B 54E 76Y thrown in, with some other tidbits, mostly by accident.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2017 02:30 AM (AD+h6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 20, 2017 02:30 AM (TwwWO)
Damn computers.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 20, 2017 02:32 AM (EpMTZ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2017 02:32 AM (AD+h6)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2017 02:33 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Revolutionary Weiner at May 20, 2017 02:42 AM (vRcUp)
neyt
red for the color c1-c4 for the cervical vertebrae.
stopped at c-4 for the demo reference.
i was, mostly, 11H/B, 19D with some 91B 54E 76Y thrown in, with some other tidbits, mostly by accident.
Thanks for the clarification. It's kinda funny since Air Force 1c4s (TACPs) are about as close to an Army MOS as we got! I was a 1c1...
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 20, 2017 02:47 AM (4DCSq)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 20, 2017 02:57 AM (EpMTZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 20, 2017 02:58 AM (TwwWO)
Oh, and damn! I hope those cervical references are not what I imagine they might be...!
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 20, 2017 03:02 AM (4DCSq)
Posted by: Shopgirl at May 20, 2017 03:04 AM (jETL9)
Posted by: Serious Cat at May 20, 2017 03:08 AM (u4vhp)
First fire flies of the season are out...
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 20, 2017 03:15 AM (4DCSq)
I have so stolen this! I've posted it on the lefty sites where I have not been banned - yet.
Posted by: stonecutter at May 20, 2017 03:17 AM (Bfr22)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 20, 2017 03:27 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 20, 2017 03:28 AM (TwwWO)
666 Yay! Post of the Beast!
Wasn't even thinking of that.
Waiting for the crescent moon to rise, then to crash...
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 20, 2017 03:35 AM (4DCSq)
where your neighbors will not complain about you sunbathing topless or
for a place where they will not complain about you not being nude?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2017 12:29 AM (cPsPa)
Topless - nude yields no tan lines.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 20, 2017 04:01 AM (tHwdc)
That reminds me - the coffee is ready.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 20, 2017 04:03 AM (tHwdc)
That reminds me - the coffee is ready.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 20, 2017 04:03 AM (tHwdc)
You and me both.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 20, 2017 04:09 AM (aMlLZ)
Finally, the 'finger nail' moon is rising above the tree line, partially obscured by clouds.
G'nite, all...
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 20, 2017 04:17 AM (4DCSq)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 20, 2017 04:18 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 20, 2017 04:18 AM (tHwdc)
Being my usual asshole metal head self. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 20, 2017 04:25 AM (aMlLZ)
OW!!!
HEY!!!!
I feel good,,
Like I knew that I would now,,
I FEEEEEELLLLLL nice,
Like sugar and spice now,,
SO GOOD, SO GOOD,
I got you!
*spins around, does Chuck Berry one legged pump-n-slide across stage*
HEY!!!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 20, 2017 04:26 AM (h+glI)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 20, 2017 04:27 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 20, 2017 04:31 AM (tHwdc)
...and drink...and close the club. *hic*
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division
__________________
This is about me, isn't it?
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 20, 2017 04:33 AM (h+glI)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 20, 2017 04:31 AM (tHwdc)
Well, there *is* Saturday night, and I get to do it all over again.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 20, 2017 04:34 AM (aMlLZ)
Rise and shine!
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2017 04:38 AM (Ot7+c)
Rise and shine!
Posted by: Skip
_______________________
OW!!
HEY!!!
I shine all the time, it's the fur oil...
*spins around, catches slowly falling mic stand*
HEY!!!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 20, 2017 04:42 AM (h+glI)
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 20, 2017 04:45 AM (4DCSq)
Liberal douche bags at Axios citing anonymous sources within the GOP staff is a good source for you? That's funny?
For Christ's sake, stop being a tool and stop playing along with the Left Wing creeps. Have some self-respect.
Posted by: Captain Kirock at May 20, 2017 05:05 AM (nKBkE)
Posted by: RickZ at May 20, 2017 05:16 AM (aPEpX)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2017 05:44 AM (Ot7+c)
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