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A New AoSHQ Game: Guess The Drug Pelosi Is Taking!
I remember people talking like this in high school and college, but they were assisted by sometimes vast quantities of booze or drugs.
Anyway, have fun with the thread until Ace awakens from his beauty sleep... Oh, the video is below the fold, because the hamsters insist!Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 18, 2017 11:56 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 18, 2017 11:56 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 18, 2017 11:57 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 18, 2017 11:57 AM (toi7g)
Posted by: SandyCheeks at May 18, 2017 11:58 AM (joFoi)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 18, 2017 11:58 AM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Guzalot at May 18, 2017 11:58 AM (prSvo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 11:58 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 18, 2017 11:59 AM (jsWA8)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 11:59 AM (WLK0w)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 11:59 AM (SRKgf)
I recall the liquor consumption on the plane she had as Speaker of the House was yuuuuge.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 11:59 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 11:59 AM (WLK0w)
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at May 18, 2017 11:59 AM (G9MZN)
At least that's what I'd like to believe.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:00 PM (PY9jH)
I swear someone early in her career told her she looks more sincere when she smiles (as she verbally knifes an opponent) and you can see her turning it on for effect.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 12:00 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bruce at May 18, 2017 12:00 PM (8ikIW)
Too much?
Posted by: Guzalot at May 18, 2017 11:58 AM (prSvo)
**
Meh... A simple FOAD would of sifficed.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 12:01 PM (WLK0w)
Posted by: Bruce at May 18, 2017 12:01 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 18, 2017 12:02 PM (KP5rU)
How about you tell your old man to STFD and STHU, Meggie?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:02 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay them All at May 18, 2017 12:02 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2017 12:02 PM (ULi11)
Posted by: USNtakim at May 18, 2017 12:02 PM (zZWkn)
Posted by: BignJames at May 18, 2017 12:02 PM (x9c8r)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 12:03 PM (WLK0w)
Posted by: Bruce at May 18, 2017 12:03 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 18, 2017 12:03 PM (d8QLg)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 18, 2017 12:03 PM (RuyTK)
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 18, 2017 12:03 PM (yy7cB)
From a congressional district that is smaller than most ranches in Texas, IIRC.
But, some people still think the Democrats represent the little guy.
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 18, 2017 12:03 PM (ZQpd0)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 18, 2017 12:05 PM (RuyTK)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2017 12:05 PM (9q7Dl)
Then, President Pelosi!
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 18, 2017 12:05 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2017 12:06 PM (tFeIi)
Posted by: pahound at May 18, 2017 12:06 PM (TE4v4)
Drudge is reporting that Roger Ailes passed away today.
In case somebody hasn't already mentioned that.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 18, 2017 12:06 PM (INRVS)
When she seems clear--that's when her stimulants are working.
Posted by: PalintoTrumpsRescue at May 18, 2017 12:06 PM (/qiij)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 18, 2017 12:07 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:07 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Dang at May 18, 2017 12:07 PM (8b+oT)
If you grab a safe seat, you can become a "leader" by sheer senility
That and huge quantities of expensive booze.
Posted by: auscolpyr at May 18, 2017 12:07 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 18, 2017 12:08 PM (ZQpd0)
OT:
BREAKING: Car jumps curb near Times Square. Reports of multiple persons hit. Just heard it over local NYC radio.
More to follow.
Gevalt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2017 12:08 PM (mbhDw)
R u kidding this is clean wholesome family entertainment.
it's no often we get to watch someone implode infront of us
Kinda like Dick Clark without the sympathy
Posted by: Fox at May 18, 2017 12:08 PM (DVC2D)
Lutheran?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:07 PM (PY9jH)
Pelosi was just trying to meet Schumer for a bloody mary bar.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 18, 2017 12:08 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 18, 2017 12:08 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 18, 2017 12:08 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:08 PM (PY9jH)
Pelosi in that commercial that never ran on TV.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 18, 2017 12:08 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 18, 2017 12:08 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 18, 2017 12:09 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Roy at May 18, 2017 12:09 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 18, 2017 12:09 PM (HGR30)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 18, 2017 12:08 PM (hMwEB)
Speeding car plowed into crowd of at least ten people.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:10 PM (PY9jH)
Lutheran?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:07 PM (PY9jH)
***
Pelosian.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 12:10 PM (WLK0w)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2017 12:10 PM (9q7Dl)
Usually some old folk who accidentally hits the gas pedal not the brake....
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 18, 2017 12:10 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:10 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: It's Me donna
and looking for the Aloha snackbar.
Posted by: Roy at May 18, 2017 12:11 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Dang at May 18, 2017 12:11 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 18, 2017 12:11 PM (s/EUv)
Heh....simpsons - Krusty opens his fridge - all slimfast and champagne. He shrugs, grabs one of each, mixes them in a glass and downs it. 'Ahhhh.....that really passes the time.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 18, 2017 12:11 PM (TwwWO)
Usually some old folk who accidentally hits the gas pedal not the brake....
Unless they're screaming allah snackbar.
Morning all.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2017 12:11 PM (dQOuX)
Posted by: Rosasharn at May 18, 2017 12:12 PM (gC288)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 18, 2017 12:08 PM (hMwEB)
Hitler's ball dropped.
- - MFM
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2017 12:12 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: goon at May 18, 2017 12:12 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Roy at May 18, 2017 12:12 PM (7n4KQ)
But as for me, I will live on, vitually forever. I will be running this country long after conservatives and heterosexuals are just an unpleasant memory.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 18, 2017 12:12 PM (vRcUp)
Oh and someone ran over 13 people in NYC- man arrested- hum?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:12 PM (KlI/a)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:12 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Fritz at May 18, 2017 12:13 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:13 PM (KlI/a)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:13 PM (KlI/a)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:12 PM (PY9jH)
Still could be a confused old folk...
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 18, 2017 12:14 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2017 12:14 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: wth at May 18, 2017 12:14 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Pendejo at May 18, 2017 12:14 PM (yKJ+U)
Posted by: Roy at May 18, 2017 12:14 PM (7n4KQ)
I've seen the Naked Cowgirl. And she's no "girl."
Times Square. Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:14 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 18, 2017 12:14 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 12:14 PM (WLK0w)
Taken typically for hemmorroids, Nancy did not read the label correctly.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 18, 2017 12:15 PM (bB4HN)
Posted by: Pendejo
Then why doesn't she drink the other half liter?
Posted by: Roy at May 18, 2017 12:15 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 18, 2017 12:15 PM (vRcUp)
The driver is in custody, and apparently it wasn't a friendly detention.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2017 12:14 PM (rF0hx)
So, pissed off Presbyterian?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:15 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: CN at May 18, 2017 12:16 PM (2+tI4)
Posted by: It's Me donna at May 18, 2017 12:16 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:16 PM (KlI/a)
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 18, 2017 12:16 PM (ZQpd0)
Posted by: geoffb5 at May 18, 2017 12:16 PM (d3wbb)
"If you think you can, well come on man
I was a Green Beret in Vietnam
No more of your fairy stories
'Cause I got my other worries
Fifty-third and third standing on the street
Fifty-third and third I'm tryin' to turn a trick
Fifty-third and third you're the one they never pick
Fifty-third and third don't it make you feel sick?"
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 18, 2017 12:16 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: USNtakim at May 18, 2017 12:16 PM (zZWkn)
Those Castro Street Cowboys are pretty nasty.
Posted by: wth at May 18, 2017 12:17 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Cheri at May 18, 2017 12:17 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:17 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 18, 2017 12:17 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Maritime at May 18, 2017 12:17 PM (Pa8uy)
Anyone think of that?
Posted by: Filleus T. Fantum at May 18, 2017 12:17 PM (ZgPsD)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2017 12:14 PM (rF0hx)
If the driver wasn't courteous and motionless ... they should have done a field execution right then and there.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 12:18 PM (/HGKe)
Posted by: Mega at May 18, 2017 12:18 PM (nmOpX)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 18, 2017 12:18 PM (lIZQs)
That and the six martini lunches leave us with what we see before us.
Posted by: MacGruber at May 18, 2017 12:18 PM (C278+)
Suspect has two prior DUI's.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 18, 2017 12:17 PM (HTdUD)
Good. I'm sure none of the victims were terrorized by the airborne car.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:18 PM (PY9jH)
Anyone think of that?
Posted by: Filleus T. Fantum at May 18, 2017 12:17 PM (ZgPsD)
.....
She did, but it was a Black RUSSIAN
Posted by: wth at May 18, 2017 12:19 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: 2000 year old man at May 18, 2017 12:19 PM (h/uSM)
She should run for president so we can see the spectacle of the mainstream media gushing over how she's powering through.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2017 12:19 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 18, 2017 12:19 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2017 12:19 PM (jxbfJ)
The feds came out later and announced people were pressing the gas instead of the brake. Totes sorry, Toyota.
I suspect this is what happened here, but a peaceful Muslim is welcome to prove me wrong.
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 18, 2017 12:20 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: Ozzy Osbourne at May 18, 2017 12:20 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: BignJames at May 18, 2017 12:20 PM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Miss Teen USA 2007 at May 18, 2017 12:20 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Filleus T. Fantum at May 18, 2017 12:20 PM (ZgPsD)
Posted by: torquewrench at May 18, 2017 12:20 PM (ujwCG)
Here is a video of the person driving the car being "escorted" by police
goo.gl/46NPBb
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2017 12:19 PM (jxbfJ)
Doesn't look like an elderly driver confused over which pedal is which.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2017 12:20 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 18, 2017 12:16 PM (ZQpd0)
Nice. I preordered it a few weeks ago. I hope they corrected a lot of the bullshit of destiny 1, but not hoping for much.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2017 12:21 PM (aMlLZ)
But its National News... because... New York...
Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2017 12:21 PM (NgKpN)
Hunter S. Thompson.
Posted by: What's my name? Suck it, , that's my name at May 18, 2017 12:21 PM (iiT5R)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 18, 2017 12:21 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 12:21 PM (WLK0w)
Times Square driver was shot by police
He looks ME or Pakistani
They are calling it an accident
I dont think so
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:21 PM (tWydE)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 12:22 PM (NOIQH)
Gee, who could have driven a vehicle into a crowd of people. I think I've heard something similar happening somewhere else before. I'm sure the motive will never be known
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 12:22 PM (493sH)
I have read that the movements of one's face are linked to the ability to feel emotions.
By ridding herself of wrinkles, sags, and signs of aging, Pelosi has also rid herself of the ability to feel emotions, including self-control and control of her speech faculties.
Posted by: White Magic Woman at May 18, 2017 12:22 PM (SJ184)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 18, 2017 12:22 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2017 12:22 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Derbererd at May 18, 2017 12:22 PM (9jiZl)
I just saw that recently, back window of SUV, and I wondered if the driver of the car had run them down, causing the deaths.
Kind of a bit of a freak show, really.
A rolling obituary.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 18, 2017 12:22 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2017 12:22 PM (4AVeu)
But its National News... because... New York...
Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2017 12:21 PM (NgKpN)
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I don't know that this happens all over the country every day.
And someone has died. And at least ten are injured.
Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2017 12:22 PM (sBOL1)
I'd say acid washed down with a nice cocktail of ecstasy and shrooms.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2017 12:22 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 18, 2017 12:22 PM (2qHjF)
...or maybe it's the crazy brain that's making the eyes crazy?!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 12:22 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:23 PM (tWydE)
Posted by: Rosasharn at May 18, 2017 12:23 PM (gC288)
Posted by: USNtakim at May 18, 2017 12:23 PM (zZWkn)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 18, 2017 12:23 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: spd rdr at May 18, 2017 12:23 PM (+fXXA)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2017 12:24 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2017 12:24 PM (jxbfJ)
... I work at an online message board and always had the hots for a chic named Lizzy, but never thought she noticed me. Imagine my surprise when one afternoon ...
Posted by: The Margins at May 18, 2017 12:24 PM (+YMDZ)
Posted by: Filleus T. Fantum at May 18, 2017 12:24 PM (ZgPsD)
The Russians hacked the car in Times Square to run over people who didn't vote for Trump. Two scoops of ice cream were found in the trunk of the car
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 12:24 PM (493sH)
Oops. Not shot. But dragged awsy by cops. Appears to be shouting
=====
"Something about "snacks" perhaps? Maybe 'Snackbar' ?"
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:24 PM (C52a9)
But its National News... because... New York...
Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2017 12:21 PM (NgKpN)
Seriously. NYC SiL sent everyone an email this morning to remind us all, once again, that she lives in the Greatest Place on Earth and we should all be so fortunate. She does this pretty regularly. Perhaps she's trying to convince herself.
Meanwhile, her apt. building hasn't had gas service to it in nine months because of gubmint bureaucracy, but that's totes cool. She and her husband just bought a countertop oven to use these past months.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:24 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2017 12:25 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at May 18, 2017 12:25 PM (nFwvY)
Oh the sentences are imposed. The problem is they are usually followed by a release in about 90 days to a work release type halfway house and "bam" your home by Christmas.
Posted by: IP at May 18, 2017 12:25 PM (UmSfZ)
to it in nine months because of gubmint bureaucracy, but that's totes
cool. She and her husband just bought a countertop oven to use these
past months.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:24 PM (PY9jH)
how quaint! it's like camping!
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 18, 2017 12:25 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 18, 2017 12:25 PM (HTdUD)
Now they are saying driver had an accident, and in his panic plowed into the crowd whilst trying to get away
If he is here illegally, it will be Trumps fault
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:26 PM (tWydE)
We make fun of Pelosi's gibberish.
Somehow I'm not comforted.
At least Hillary's not President. I gotta keep reminding myself.
Posted by: WisRich at May 18, 2017 12:26 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:24 PM (C52a9)
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Hawaiian dude. Aloha Snackbar.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2017 12:26 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2017 12:26 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: IC at May 18, 2017 12:27 PM (a0IVu)
Can't talk and download firmware update at the same time.
Posted by: YIKES! at May 18, 2017 12:27 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Filleus T. Fantum at May 18, 2017 12:27 PM (ZgPsD)
Posted by: Derbererd at May 18, 2017 12:27 PM (9jiZl)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 18, 2017 12:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:27 PM (tWydE)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2017 12:26 PM (4AVeu)
_________
winner.
Posted by: IP at May 18, 2017 12:27 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: USNtakim at May 18, 2017 12:23 PM (zZWkn)
But not if he is illegal...I mean then you cut him a break right? Right Right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:28 PM (KlI/a)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:24 PM (C52a9)
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Hawaiian dude. Aloha Snackbar.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2017 12:26 PM (8XRCm)
Poi and Spam. No thanks.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 18, 2017 12:29 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2017 12:29 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2017 12:29 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:29 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:28 PM (KlI/a)
Yeah...and let him vote.
Posted by: BignJames at May 18, 2017 12:30 PM (x9c8r)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 18, 2017 12:30 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: USNtakim at May 18, 2017 12:30 PM (zZWkn)
Seems a bit excessive for a drunk driver.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 18, 2017 12:30 PM (HTdUD)
**
There will be cameras there.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 12:30 PM (WLK0w)
Posted by: broseidon, news sleuth and provisional komodo dragon at May 18, 2017 12:31 PM (oZ6kz)
1) Suspect known by press but name not given =
2) Muslim terrorist
3) Illegal alien
4) BLM adherent
Betting now open
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at May 18, 2017 12:31 PM (dQJCS)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2017 12:31 PM (7uYFy)
Okay then.
Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2017 12:31 PM (Whlww)
She even got pulled over drunk with kids in her car.
She got like 6 months in jail, that's it.
Everyone was rooting for a few years of prison.
Posted by: Maritime at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (Pa8uy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:24 PM (PY9jH)
I live in what used to be the Greatest Place on Earth (before the liberal infestation), and I used to discourage people - especially those from the Northeast and upper Midwest - from moving here.
"Nah, earthquakes every day, wild fires, no seasons. You wouldn't like it. Enjoy the snow, the seasons, the leaves changing. You've got it good in your liberal hellhole."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: BignJames at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (x9c8r)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (NGWPz)
Well, it's NYC. The cops won't do a proper investigation without the Mayor and the Governor on scene to give directions and handle the news media.
What NYC needs is a special investigator for these dangerous, out of control, speeding cars loose in the city.
Posted by: Filleus T. Fantum at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (ZgPsD)
2) Muslim terrorist
3) Illegal alien
4) BLM adherent
Betting now open
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at May 18, 2017 12:31 PM (dQJCS)
I'm going with the Trifecta: 1,3,4
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (KlI/a)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (tWydE)
1) Suspect known by press but name not given =
2) Muslim terrorist
3) Illegal alien
4) BLM adherent
Betting now open
Could be all 3.
Posted by: USNtakim at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (zZWkn)
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (cSsd5)
There will be cameras there.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 12:30 PM (WLK0w)
You don't say? Driver, step on it!
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (wEAnZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2017 12:33 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Janir at May 18, 2017 12:33 PM (Lk5qN)
Mayor and Governor heading to scene.
________________________________
Oh, I'm sure.
They came out of an editorial board meeting at the NY Times one block away wiping their chins and zipping up their pants.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2017 12:33 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2017 12:33 PM (qES5k)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 18, 2017 12:33 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2017 12:33 PM (rmVvL)
Go figure.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 12:33 PM (WLK0w)
Posted by: USNtakim at May 18, 2017 12:33 PM (zZWkn)
NO ONE would let us merge into traffic. It was a nightmare.
I asked an Uber driver why everyone blows their car horns all the time, and he said it's "anger."
Whole lotta road rage, I guess.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:33 PM (PY9jH)
Okay then.
Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2017 12:31 PM (Whlww)
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Boy, you really ARE having a bad day, aren't you. Oof.
Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2017 12:34 PM (sBOL1)
I am working on a project at a research hospital. Poster up for a talk: Human Menstruation: A Lifelong Love Affair.
Okay then.
Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2017 12:31 PM (Whlww)
here's some ideas!!!
"womenstration"
a picture or rendition of a free bleeder, ideally a tranz having a trail making a heart on the ground.....you're welcome.
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 18, 2017 12:34 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Ace and the Scream Machine at the County Fairgrounds at May 18, 2017 12:34 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Strobe at May 18, 2017 12:34 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2017 12:33 PM (qES5k)
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I'd settle with having them forced to take (and Pass, on the first attempt!) a basic civics test before being seated.
With every re-election, the test gets harder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 18, 2017 12:34 PM (elLTo)
He also moonlights as the wellness and fitness trainer for the New York Mets.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2017 12:35 PM (4AVeu)
Allegedly drove the wrong way up 7th ave
Then drove on the sidewalk
I honestly do not see how he could do all that without hitting a car first
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:35 PM (tWydE)
Fox Business is saying officials are claiming the Times Square incident isn't terrorist related. We'll see
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 12:35 PM (493sH)
Posted by: McCool at May 18, 2017 12:35 PM (lWCRE)
Seems a bit excessive for a drunk driver.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum
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Sanctuary City.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:35 PM (C52a9)
NO ONE would let us merge into traffic. It was a nightmare.
I asked an Uber driver why everyone blows their car horns all the time, and he said it's "anger."
Whole lotta road rage, I guess.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:33 PM (PY9jH)
No one drives in New York, there's too much traffic.
Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:07 PM (PY9jH)
(Times Square car drives into crowd)
Looking at the photo I'm guessing this is an accident, not an attack of any kind.
Total guess on my part, though.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (3myMJ)
Then drove on the sidewalk
I honestly do not see how he could do all that without hitting a car first
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:35 PM (tWydE)
Hey just wait till he get's a legal license!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (KlI/a)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Send this to your SiL:
There's two types of people in this world:
Those from Texas.
Those that ain't.
How do you know if one is from Texas? He'll tell you.
If he ain't? Don't ask. Why embarrass him?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (sNYFR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Or during those times a squatter or psycho took you up on it.
And iI've heard for years about churches in England removing crosses because they wanted multicultural worship and were afraid of offending Muslims. Iirc, Jesus had some pretty strong warnings for those that deny him.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Speller at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (pSotA)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (tWydE)
Seems a bit excessive for a drunk driver.
Huh.
Chances the guy's name includes Mohammed (or some variation of that) are...?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: broseidon, news sleuth and provisional komodo dragon at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (oZ6kz)
There's two types of people in this world:
Those from Texas.
Those that ain't.
How do you know if one is from Texas? He'll tell you.
If he ain't? Don't ask. Why embarrass him?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (sNYFR)
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If I were a troll, I'd send reports on every crime, especially rapes, being committed in the city to her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (elLTo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (PY9jH)
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Hell, I'd like to see them even be able to drive a Civic.
I'm looking at you, Eleanor Holmes Norton
Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: broseidon, news sleuth and provisional komodo dragon at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (oZ6kz)
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One day, all three will be in one person.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (elLTo)
On one junket to Bahgdad flying via Air Force, Pelosi had the jet stocked with Johnny Walker Red Scotch, Grey Goose Vodka, E&J Brandy, Bailey's Irish Cream, Maker's Mark Whiskey, Courvoisier Cognac, Bacardi Rum, Jim Beam Whiskey, Beefeater Gin, Dewar's Scotch, Bombay Sapphire Gin, Jack Daniels, Corona Beer and multiple bottles of wine.
Shit, I don't think a moron meet-up could even match that. Not to mention the gourmet food, snacks, etc.
Via the American taxpayer of course.
Posted by: Cheri at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (oiNtH)
And Super Civilian Jim Comey was in hot pursuit!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (tWydE)
Posted by: Fritz at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (2Mnv1)
I think it's reprehensible for churches to cover up or
remove crosses. You're in a Christian church and you're offended? Maybe you shouldn't have come there in the first place.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (qES5k)
12 injured, one dead. Fox says no info on driver. A bicyclist was also arrested and taken away?????!?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (PY9jH)
interesting....could have been riding ahead....clearing the traffic.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (PY9jH)
Well you can never arrest enough bicyclist..bunch of tree hugging enviormentalists
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (KlI/a)
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Strobe at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (PY9jH)
Just on general principle.
Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2017 12:39 PM (7HtZB)
(too soon?)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 18, 2017 12:36 PM (u0s1P)
**
There's never a wrong time for GTA.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 12:39 PM (WLK0w)
On one junket to Bahgdad flying via Air Force, Pelosi had the jet stocked with Johnny Walker Red Scotch, Grey Goose Vodka, E&J Brandy, Bailey's Irish Cream, Maker's Mark Whiskey, Courvoisier Cognac, Bacardi Rum, Jim Beam Whiskey, Beefeater Gin, Dewar's Scotch, Bombay Sapphire Gin, Jack Daniels, Corona Beer and multiple bottles of wine.
Shit, I don't think a moron meet-up could even match that. Not to mention the gourmet food, snacks, etc.
Via the American taxpayer of course.
Posted by: Cheri at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (oiNtH)
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I'm disappointed that none of those liquors are out of reach of the common man (except maybe the cognac).
I'd expect Johnnie Walker Blue, at least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 18, 2017 12:39 PM (elLTo)
Spotter?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2017 12:39 PM (sNYFR)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 18, 2017 12:39 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (KlI/a)
heh
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:39 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: the Butcher at May 18, 2017 12:39 PM (AGJqR)
It doesn't mean its Islamic terrorism, but its almost like saying someone had too much to drink and went on a mass shooting.
Posted by: Maritime at May 18, 2017 12:39 PM (Pa8uy)
Pill-poppers, on the other hand, are random in the way they think and interact, all over the map just as she is.
I'm guessing Nancy's into pills, specifically opioid-based pain medication.
Posted by: troyriser at May 18, 2017 12:40 PM (Fw5cQ)
(before the liberal infestation)..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (SRKgf)
I can attest to this.
California was an incredible place.
"Was" being the operative word.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2017 12:40 PM (rF0hx)
Via the American taxpayer of course.
Posted by: Cheri
We could. If the taxpayer were picking up the tab also.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2017 12:40 PM (sNYFR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:40 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:40 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:40 PM (tWydE)
Anyhoo, what's that she's saying, something about her bidet? Or she wants ''to bet"?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 18, 2017 12:40 PM (LQLeS)
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ace?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:40 PM (C52a9)
He was arguing with cops AFTER the car plowed into crowd.
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (KlI/a)
heh
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:39 PM (PY9jH)
/hides the new bike he bought yesterday....
Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (PY9jH)
There was a cyclist and he hit pedestrians instead? WTF?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (SRKgf)
I never did hook my PS2 up after I got my new TV, which was years and years ago.
I really should. And then plan on using all my vacation days, because I am not gonna wanna stop for a long time.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (PY9jH)
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Well, there you have it. The bike messenger and the driver of the car got into it, and the driver of the car was fleeing the enraged bike messenger. Do not interfere with a bike messenger trying to make a delivery. Not in NYC.
Posted by: Filleus T. Fantum at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (ZgPsD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:40 PM (PY9jH)
That Trump is president.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (0x/TW)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (tWydE)
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ace?
Posted by: Mortimer
Jarles Chohnson?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (sNYFR)
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (yy7cB)
Posted by: broseidon, news sleuth and provisional komodo dragon at May 18, 2017 12:37 PM (oZ6kz)
10 points awarded.
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (baYK5)
Texas judge suspended when it's learned she's not US citizen
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lnaakhq
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (rUIbB)
He was arguing with cops AFTER the car plowed into crowd.
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (7uYFy)
Always a smart thing to do. LMAO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (KlI/a)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (0O7c5)
You know who else rested on a bollock?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (PY9jH)
Nevermind the bollocks....
Posted by: Johnny Rotten at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:40 PM (PY9jH)
If he wasn't before, he is now.
Posted by: BignJames at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM (x9c8r)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (tWydE)
Lucky? Defensive drivers missed him?
We just had a wrong way driver on the 101 die when 2 semis were side by side. The guy made it over two miles. I have no idea how he did that.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM (rmVvL)
What crime have I committed? Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal? This is democracy manifest! I say, nice headlock... are you preparing to accept my limp penis?
Posted by: Drunken Brit on that video at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM (UP3E5)
Well you can never arrest enough bicyclist..bunch of tree hugging enviormentalists
Critical MassHoles
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM (HTdUD)
Mighta been the gin.
Coulda been the three or four six-packs, but look at the mess I'm in!
Posted by: Wasn't That a Party at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM (0O7c5)
once again, that she lives in the Greatest Place on Earth and we should
all be so fortunate."
SF these days is full of transplants from NYC who now tell everyone in sight how SF is the Greatest Place On Earth. And are vocally self-congratulatory about how San Franciscan they are. After being in the city for three years and still knowing essentially nothing of its history and civic lore.
As for Texas, I was asked at a party how a recent trip there went, and I told every California resident within hearing distance how horrible the entirety of TX is and how civilized people should avoid even touring or transiting the state. Much less moving there! Heavens no! (I think they bought it. Whew.)
Posted by: torquewrench at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM (ujwCG)
Texas judge suspended when it's learned she's not US citizen
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lnaakhq
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (rUIbB)
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I'm betting that she was very much in favor of ensuring that people living in Texas illegally weren't voting in local and state elections.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM (elLTo)
No body ever menstruates their WHOLE life
Nobody
Posted by: ThunderB
Speak for yourself, hon. Menstruation is a state of mind.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 18, 2017 12:44 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:44 PM (KlI/a)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (tWydE)
Times Square is unrecognizable....
It is a stupid pedestrian mall with weird turn lanes and blocked streets and all sorts of stuff that Bloomberg fantasized as a car-less NYC.
What a dick he is.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2017 12:44 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (7uYFy)
Always a smart thing to do. LMAO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (KlI/a)
Guessing maybe the cops wouldn't let him into the area after the incident? As others have said, bike messengers in NYC have a few screws loose.
Posted by: Johnny Rotten at May 18, 2017 12:44 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (NgKpN)
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Dude.... training wheels?
And matching shoes and bike helmet. Nice.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2017 12:44 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 18, 2017 12:45 PM (vV/gB)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:32 PM (SRKgf)
Uh, you do know that Calif. is a big place...
Come up to Tahoe... or Sonora... or anywhere up in Northern Calif that is not Bay Area or Sacramento....
Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2017 12:45 PM (NgKpN)
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I'm gonna change the channel over to "Everybody Gets A Driver's License ! "
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:45 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:45 PM (tWydE)
Posted by: willy at May 18, 2017 12:45 PM (Ffw22)
Posted by: Strobe at May 18, 2017 12:45 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: TexasDan at May 18, 2017 12:45 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (NgKpN)
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Dude.... training wheels?
And matching shoes and bike helmet. Nice.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2017 12:44 PM (8XRCm)
The handle streamers are a cute touch.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (tWydE)
It is a stupid pedestrian mall with weird turn lanes and blocked streets and all sorts of stuff that Bloomberg fantasized as a car-less NYC.
What a dick he is.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2017 12:44 PM (rF0hx)
It's a liberal thing. They're even doing that in the little burg I live in. Bike lanes, blocking off traffic lanes, roundabouts, the whole bit. Pedestrian malls can't be far behind.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (UubSE)
*stares toward garage*
Fox reporting suspicious box has been removed from car.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (NgKpN)
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Dude.... training wheels?
And matching shoes and bike helmet. Nice.
Posted by: fixerupper
I pray he passed on the riding romper.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (sNYFR)
Posted by: Hillary, experienced bar customer at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:45 PM (tWydE)
There have been reports of American/Jordanian Forces moving into that area
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (KlI/a)
And matching shoes and bike helmet. Nice.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2017 12:44 PM (8XRCm)
The handle streamers are a cute touch.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (0mRoj)
Playing cards in the spokes?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (NgKpN)
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Dude.... training wheels?
And matching shoes and bike helmet. Nice.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2017 12:44 PM (8XRCm)
LOL.... well... thinking on it... it is the same color as my Mtn. Bike... which I've had for 20 years...
Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2017 12:47 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2017 12:47 PM (rmVvL)
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Wag the Dog. Trump is trying to divert the news media from his Russian scandals. It didn't work for Clinton when he bombed the baby milk factory. It won't work for Trump.
Posted by: Filleus T. Fantum at May 18, 2017 12:47 PM (ZgPsD)
We just bomb a pro Assad military convoy near the Syria/Jordan border
World War Three will be good for GDP
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2017 12:47 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Yo! at May 18, 2017 12:47 PM (GwIKd)
remove crosses.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2017 12:38 PM (qES5k)
I suspect they would agree. Good thing they're not Christian churches anymore, I suppose.
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 18, 2017 12:47 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 18, 2017 12:47 PM (LQLeS)
We just bomb a pro Assad military convoy near the Syria/Jordan border
World War Three will be good for GDP
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2017 12:47 PM (IqV8l)
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Nothing compared to an alien invasion.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 18, 2017 12:48 PM (elLTo)
Posted by: Yo! at May 18, 2017 12:48 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (7uYFy)
They should have plugged right then and there. Two taps to the back of the head. Done and done.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 12:48 PM (+YMDZ)
Posted by: Fish at May 18, 2017 12:48 PM (9goQD)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:45 PM (C52a9)
Sore point. California did just that. So now TSA is hinky about accepting a CDL for travel.
Thanks, Jerry!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:48 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:45 PM (tWydE)
Highway Of Death, Trump Edition.
I like it.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 12:48 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2017 12:48 PM (xwbuR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:48 PM (PY9jH)
We had that incident where a bunch of HS students decided to take a mid-day break from school and do a #BLM parade down a busy street, and the cops were sent to escort them, and then some guy plowed into the crowd, with several cops jumping in front of the stupid kids.
The guy claimed he had a seizure, but did not provide medical records; when pushed to give them he fled town. Story about the guy just sorta went away, not much (if any?) follow-up.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 12:48 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (SRKgf)
baseball cards.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 18, 2017 12:49 PM (0O7c5)
I'm amazed they could even find any Muslims there. I thought they were all here by now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:49 PM (SRKgf)
Nothing compared to an alien invasion.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
All the aliens will look like Paul Krugman.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2017 12:49 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2017 12:49 PM (9q7Dl)
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Yeah. That could be a problem.
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Rubio adds that city attorneys have reviewed the matter and determined that Burkett's rulings from the bench remain valid and lawful.
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Oh but it's all good. The City Attorneys Have Ruled It So.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:49 PM (C52a9)
Or perhaps her doctors hate her and prescribed nothing, so she could continue to shame herself.
Posted by: shibumi at May 18, 2017 12:50 PM (BPeNq)
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ace?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:40 PM (C52a9)
**Yeesh Ace, I don't think 30 days in the hole can be counted as GAINZZZZZ!!!
Posted by: dananjcon at May 18, 2017 12:50 PM (WLK0w)
"Suspicious box" is the most polite way to describe Bruce Jenner's undercarriage.
Posted by: wooga at May 18, 2017 12:50 PM (UP3E5)
Posted by: Jackal at May 18, 2017 12:50 PM (u4N98)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (SRKgf)
baseball cards.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl...
Mets players, who had no value.
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 18, 2017 12:50 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: IC at May 18, 2017 12:50 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 12:50 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2017 12:49 PM (IqV8l)
I thought that they were going to be midgets, and look like Robert Reich.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:50 PM (SRKgf)
NYC is awful about bikes.
They have a "CitiBike" program with bike racks all over Manhattan. The racks take entire lanes of streets. It is an incomprehensibly stupid way to manage commuting. All for the virtue signalling of about 10,000 New Yorkers who crow at cocktail parties about how evil cars are.
God...I hate these people.
When I am in my late 90s and diagnosed with something terminal I will rent a large truck and merrily smash as many of those bikes and bike racks as I can get before the cops stop me.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2017 12:50 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2017 12:46 PM (8XRCm)
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Nope. Bollywood.
Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2017 12:50 PM (sBOL1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3nMnr8ZirI
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 18, 2017 12:51 PM (fD1ST)
_________________________________
He farted in front of the cop and his methane emissions undid all of good work he achieved by riding a bike.
Violation of the Deceptive Global Warming Practices Act, New York Code Section 623, paragraph 2, subclause (iii).
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2017 12:51 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: pahound at May 18, 2017 12:51 PM (TE4v4)
Posted by: Jackal at May 18, 2017 12:50 PM (u4N9
That was my first thought, but the video looks like a young guy being arrested. Not a gray hair in sight.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:51 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2017 12:51 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:45 PM (tWydE)
Highway to Hell!
You're on the Highway to Hell!!!
Posted by: Pre-Zombie AC/DC at May 18, 2017 12:51 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: JAS at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (EX4Wr)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 18, 2017 12:50 PM (HTdUD)
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** looks at 1986 Billy Buckner card
THIS ONE GOES IN TO THE SPOKES HEAD FIRST!!!!
Posted by: Mets Fans Everywhere at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (PY9jH)
ensuring that people living in Texas illegally weren't voting in local
and state elections.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 18, 2017 12:43 PM
LOL. Corpus Christi. She is probably the smartest person in government there. The moron city manager said they will wait for her to become a citizen. Young Min has almost certainly been voting so she can be deported as a felon.
Posted by: Lester at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (LfJIn)
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Yeah. That could be a problem.
===
Rubio adds that city attorneys have reviewed the matter and determined that Burkett's rulings from the bench remain valid and lawful.
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Oh but it's all good. The City Attorneys Have Ruled It So.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:49 PM (C52a9)
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Can we get a lawsuit in here?!
I need a lawsuit in here!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (elLTo)
Jordan is the only muslim country besides Turkey that has absorbed any refugees, who dont want to stay in Jordan cause there is no aid, no money
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (tWydE)
So, according to J.J. in the sidebar: Suspect is an elderly man. So, likely no snackbar...
Doesn't look elderly in this shot:
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/865242694905409538
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Meremortal
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The Caller-Times reports that Burkett did not return phone calls seeking comment. Her nationality is not clear.
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I'm not sayin she's an alien?
But she's an alien.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (C52a9)
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This...
... is why I hate to drive. Like a ticking time bomb, you just never know when elderly is gonna strike you down.
Posted by: Filleus T. Fantum at May 18, 2017 12:53 PM (ZgPsD)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 12:51 PM (SRKgf)
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I saw the video and had the same thought - but maybe that was the bicyclist being arrested?
Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2017 12:53 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:53 PM (tWydE)
Luncheon special at Homestyle Buffet?
Posted by: Fritz at May 18, 2017 12:53 PM (2Mnv1)
Don't know age of bicycle guy but imagine not seventy something.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 18, 2017 12:53 PM (HTdUD)
And what exactly do those cocktail parties smell like after 10,000 people road a bike to one?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 18, 2017 12:53 PM (kUmUV)
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/865242694905409538
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (NOIQH)
Could that be the cyclist fella?
Posted by: IC at May 18, 2017 12:53 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 12:53 PM (3myMJ)
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/865242694905409538
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (NOIQH)
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Doesnt look like a ........ Tea Partier....... either.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2017 12:54 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Colin at May 18, 2017 12:54 PM (TTZGL)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2017 12:54 PM (ODxAs)
Maybe old guy driver is in the hospital
Bigger question. How did he find parking to go day drinking in NYC
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:54 PM (tWydE)
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That just sounds very odd. Maybe a rephrase is warranted.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 18, 2017 12:54 PM (MIKMs)
"President Trump Will Make America's Volcanoes Dangerous Again"
http://preview.tinyurl.com/n69m4r4
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 18, 2017 12:54 PM (rUIbB)
Posted by: wooga
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Post-lunch coffee. All over the place.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 12:55 PM (C52a9)
________________________________
Standby for another condescending Cuomo speech where, despite the fact that he has a microphone, he yells every sentence like we're in machine shop.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2017 12:55 PM (4AVeu)
Hunter S. Thompson.
*
*
So you're implying Nancy's using ether?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2017 12:55 PM (xwbuR)
It's a Global Warming Spring Blizzard here in CO!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 12:55 PM (NOIQH)
... is why I hate to drive. Like a ticking time bomb, you just never know when elderly is gonna strike you down.
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The concept that you might die at any moment when you're in a vehicle adds extra zest to your life.
Like those pricey ice cream bars.
Posted by: shibumi at May 18, 2017 12:55 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:55 PM (PY9jH)
Apparently Donald Trump is now Xenu... or something...
"President Trump Will Make America's Volcanoes Dangerous Again"
http://preview.tinyurl.com/n69m4r4
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 18, 2017 12:54 PM (rUIbB)
That is amazing! Is there nothing PDT cannot do??
Posted by: IC at May 18, 2017 12:56 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2017 12:54 PM (ODxAs)
12 inches on my deck and it's coming down like it's going to pile up all day. Reporting from 7,700 feet on the western slope of Rockies.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 12:56 PM (3myMJ)
Holy crap these May 18th global warming snowflakes are huge.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2017 12:54 PM (ODxAs)
Shut up because I'm big boned and it's genetic and clearly I have an undiagnosed thyroid problem and -
Oh, you mean actual snow. Yeah, it's nice, isn't it?
Posted by: Manbunned Global Warming Snowflake at May 18, 2017 12:56 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: shibumi at May 18, 2017 12:56 PM (BPeNq)
Nancy Pelosi's tied tongue notwithstanding, I feel in my bones the big hoohawhurry to gut Trump is a great big squirrel to divert from and 'forget' the Susan Rice unmasking info and the fact that it would ultimately lead to Barry UberBama.
Posted by: Sphynx at May 18, 2017 12:57 PM (OZmbA)
Fox Business is reporting according to a source that Sean Spicer will be moving "to a more strategic role". Whatever that means.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 12:57 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Johnny Rotten at May 18, 2017 12:44 PM (7uYFy)
*crowd gathers as police pummel a prone man*
"Why are you beating him officer? This is brutality!"
Cop looks up and says "Bicycle messenger."
*crowd takes over the pummeling as the cops take a breather*
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Ace and the Scream Machine at the County Fairgrounds at May 18, 2017 12:57 PM (hLRSq)
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No Duck and Cover PSA's? It's like volcanoes only became dangerous after the JEF.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 18, 2017 12:57 PM (suO/a)
I'm here in Centennial and the flakes are giganticus. We have about 2 inches on the ground. A guy I work with lives in Monument and said his wife called to say they had 10 inches on the ground.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 18, 2017 12:57 PM (i0ykY)
Got completely lost, forgot the lyrics, scrambling some pieces of paper in front of her trying to figure out where she was in the song, aides panicking, everyone slowing their singing, then grinding to a halt, and Nancy ad-libs, "Umm, umm, er, uh, Sing children! Sing!"
I hurt a rib I was laughing so hard.
Posted by: Biergood at May 18, 2017 12:57 PM (v8Lx/)
Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at May 18, 2017 12:58 PM (C52a9)
Weatherman this morn said Ft. Collins might get 3 feet. My location is supposed to just get 8 inches.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2017 12:58 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2017 12:58 PM (ZO497)
It's a Global Warming Spring Blizzard here in CO!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 12:55 PM (NOIQH)
Worst part about it is all the bitching and complaining I'm hearing at my office. Jeepers, folks. It's weather. We will survive this. Frankly I love watching snow fall, no matter what time of year it is.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 18, 2017 12:58 PM (RwwCT)
They will look smart later, unlike CNN and the rest.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 12:58 PM (3myMJ)
I overheard an old guy talking about his assisted living place
He said there were only 2 kinds of cars there
Lexus, and
Ambulance
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 12:58 PM (tWydE)
Posted by: JAS at May 18, 2017 12:58 PM (EX4Wr)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 18, 2017 12:58 PM (HTdUD)
KIM GUILFOYLE FOR PRESS SECRETARY!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2017 12:59 PM (8XRCm)
Fox Business is reporting according to a source that Sean Spicer will be moving "to a more strategic role". Whatever that means.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 12:57 PM (493sH)
Maybe running the press office behind the scenes and leaving the press wrangling to someone else? Hopefully a real ballbuster!
Posted by: Jackal at May 18, 2017 12:59 PM (u4N98)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 18, 2017 12:42 PM (dZ756)
Politics? What the heck? Not even any pictures?
Dammit, this isn't what I was looking for AT ALL.
Posted by: Just Surfing During Work at My Federal Government Job at May 18, 2017 12:59 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Can you send a few to NYC? Global warming causes violence. This polar bear isn't feeling too cold.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2017 12:59 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Shep Smith at May 18, 2017 12:59 PM (tFeIi)
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/865242694905409538
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 12:52 PM (NOIQH)
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Doesnt look like a ........ Tea Partier....... either.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2017 12:54 PM (8XRCm)
Is that the driver or the bike messenger?
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 12:59 PM (UubSE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:59 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:00 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: McCool at May 18, 2017 01:00 PM (sZaoP)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 18, 2017 01:00 PM (ohWrE)
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.Possibly but my money is on that she had a stroke. She seems fine when she does the morning stuff but she loses it by the afternoon just like my Brother in Law.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 18, 2017 01:00 PM (le7jz)
Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2017 01:00 PM (tFeIi)
Police still pushing barricades back. Very strange.
Bomb squad there.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 18, 2017 12:58 PM (HTdUD)
Huh. That's weird behavior for a DUI or confused elderly person.
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 18, 2017 01:00 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2017 12:58 PM (ODxAs)
Do a girl a favor. Share the wealth.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 18, 2017 01:01 PM (+YMDZ)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:01 PM (tWydE)
Is that the driver or the bike messenger?
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 12:59 PM (UubSE)
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Woorkboots and jeans.
Im guessing not the biker.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 18, 2017 01:01 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2017 01:01 PM (tFeIi)
*crowd gathers as police pummel a prone man*
"Why are you beating him officer? This is brutality!"
Cop looks up and says "Bicycle messenger."
*crowd takes over the pummeling as the cops take a breather*
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Ace and the Scream Machine at the County Fairgrounds at May 18, 2017 12:57 PM (hLRSq)
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*
Exactly like a scene in an Airplane movie! Bravo!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2017 01:01 PM (xwbuR)
Posted by: Jackal at May 18, 2017 12:59 PM (u4N9
FBN reported that Huckabee's daughter will be doing the pressers....and they won't be daily anymore.
Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 01:01 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 01:02 PM (PY9jH)
Nancy Pelosi said jobless claims create jobs so this is a real problem.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:02 PM (3myMJ)
Sad!
Pretty much everybody realizes he's a paper tiger now.
Posted by: MAGA at May 18, 2017 01:02 PM (LQ1Q3)
Posted by: Jackal at May 18, 2017 12:59 PM (u4N9
FBN reported that Huckabee's daughter will be doing the pressers....and they won't be daily anymore.
Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 01:01 PM (Enq6K)
Oh, Lord, Let this be true!
Posted by: Jackal at May 18, 2017 01:02 PM (u4N98)
Posted by: shibumi at May 18, 2017 01:02 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 01:01 PM (Enq6K)
Where are they getting this information from? The WH?
Posted by: IC at May 18, 2017 01:02 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: JAS at May 18, 2017 01:03 PM (EX4Wr)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2017 01:03 PM (xwbuR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 01:02 PM (PY9jH)
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Rojas. Per NY Post, he got out of the car and began running. He punched a cop along the way.
Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2017 01:03 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:03 PM (C52a9)
________________________________
In other words, a Dick.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2017 01:03 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: George LeS at May 18, 2017 01:04 PM (+TcCF)
Posted by: IC at May 18, 2017 01:04 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: IC at May 18, 2017 01:02 PM (a0IVu)
FBN's Blake Burman, who covers the WH, reported it about 1/2 hour ago.
Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 01:04 PM (Enq6K)
Drunk, stupid and a raving lunatic is no way to go through life but it's Granny Botox's way
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 01:04 PM (493sH)
26 year old Richard Rojas of the Bronx
Drunk. Troubled or Isis inspired
Drunk, troubled ISIS inspired or illegal
Drunk, Troubled, illegal and Isis inspired
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:04 PM (tWydE)
Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 01:01 PM (Enq6K)
Where are they getting this information from? The WH?
Posted by: IC at May 18, 2017 01:02 PM (a0IVu)
Should hire whoever does the tweets for Wendy's...
Posted by: @ThePoliticalHat at May 18, 2017 01:04 PM (rUIbB)
Hopefully this isn't the beginning of such.
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 18, 2017 01:04 PM (fD1ST)
Sad!
Pretty much everybody realizes he's a paper tiger now.
Posted by: MAGA
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Yep. Gonna be an early night.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:04 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2017 01:03 PM (sBOL1)
He was a waiter and aspiring actor, turning his life around.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 01:05 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 18, 2017 01:05 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 01:04 PM (Enq6K)
I think it is a good move. Get rid of daily briefings...WH press are too full of themselves and its a bloody waste of time.
Posted by: IC at May 18, 2017 01:05 PM (a0IVu)
my office. Jeepers, folks. It's weather. We will survive this. Frankly I
love watching snow fall, no matter what time of year it is.
Yup. This is Colorado. My freshman year in HS they had to cancel the graduation ceremony (1st week in June) because of snow. It happens.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 01:05 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 18, 2017 01:05 PM (ohWrE)
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Does he have tattoos? Fleeing the jack booted thugs and the mass arrests of innocent MS-13 social club members.
Posted by: Filleus T. Fantum at May 18, 2017 01:05 PM (ZgPsD)
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Turning his life around?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:03 PM (C52a9)
Fighting the oppression of the Kyriarchy, of course...
Posted by: Woke Idjit at May 18, 2017 01:05 PM (rUIbB)
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It's all good?
Posted by: shibumi at May 18, 2017 01:02 PM (BPeNq)
The slurring says alcohol
Posted by: CN at May 18, 2017 01:05 PM (2+tI4)
Well there goes that SNL gig.
Posted by: Melissa McCarthy at May 18, 2017 01:05 PM (r5KeJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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So, you're in Chapel Hill?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2017 01:06 PM (ZO497)
MSM interest in this story is unexpectedly tanking precipitously.
Posted by: McCool at May 18, 2017 01:06 PM (sZaoP)
Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 01:06 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 01:02 PM (PY9jH)
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Rojas. Per NY Post, he got out of the car and began running. He punched a cop along the way.
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.$50 on he is an illegal. Any takers?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 18, 2017 01:07 PM (le7jz)
And now they are getting 3 feet in May?
This is disturbing to me, as there is a good likelihood we may be moving there next year.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 18, 2017 01:07 PM (s/EUv)
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Nah. We just make it up.
If it's correct, we're golden.
If it's wrong, we just say we never said it.
Posted by: The MFM at May 18, 2017 01:07 PM (BPeNq)
I settled for "let bygones be bygones"
I got "special prosecutor for Trump"
More winning like that and we'll probably end up paying Mexico to import more Mexicans.
Posted by: MAGA at May 18, 2017 01:07 PM (LQ1Q3)
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:07 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 01:05 PM
Shame he turned it through 180 all the way to 360, then.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2017 01:07 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at May 18, 2017 12:41 PM (7uYFy)
They should have plugged right then and there. Two taps to the back of the head. Done and done.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 12:48 PM (+YMDZ)
He made a furtive movement.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 18, 2017 01:07 PM (0mRoj)
Was this white hispanic originally of the Bronx or just lately of the Bronx?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 18, 2017 01:07 PM (zc3Db)
Let's hope Madame Minority Leader no longer drives.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 18, 2017 01:07 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Quasimodo at May 18, 2017 01:08 PM (C52a9)
Posted by: bluebell at May 18, 2017 01:03 PM (sBOL1)
Rojas? Hmmm..could be a white Hispanic
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 01:08 PM (493sH)
Spicer drove into a crowd in Times Square. Huckabee's daughter doing CPR on crotch areas.
This is CNN.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:08 PM (3myMJ)
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Dog Day Afternoon. Oh wait, they had a getaway driver.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2017 01:08 PM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: Melissa McCarthy
They already have started with a Sarah Huckabee-Sanders impression. And if you're wondering if they went there and made it about her weight, yeas, they did.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 01:08 PM (NOIQH)
Sky News:
"Injured pedestrian told Reuters driver's actions appeared to be "intentional.""
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 18, 2017 01:08 PM (udajc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 12:55 PM
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It's okay. They said the suspect is 26 years old. And we all know that Ace is 29, so def not him.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 18, 2017 01:08 PM (HiDrR)
Or the Sign language interpreter guy from Mandela's Funeral.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 18, 2017 01:08 PM (r5KeJ)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 01:09 PM (UubSE)
Relax, peeps. I've just been bringing in salads for lunch. It's no big deal. Honest.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 01:09 PM (+YMDZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 18, 2017 01:09 PM (Nwg0u)
https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/ articles/2017-05-17/ trump-said-to-rule-out-moving-israel-embassy-to-jerusalem
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2017 01:09 PM (h/uSM)
Posted by: McCool at May 18, 2017 01:09 PM (sZaoP)
Posted by: TheseAren'ttheDroidsYou'reLookingFor at May 18, 2017 01:10 PM (uFU1b)
Posted by: boob dylan at May 18, 2017 01:10 PM (nlbfN)
Sad!
Pretty much everybody realizes he's a paper tiger now.
Posted by: MAGA
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Yep. Gonna be an early night.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:04 PM (C52a9)
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Keep telling yourself the shit sandwich you are being served is filet mignon.
Posted by: MAGA at May 18, 2017 01:10 PM (LQ1Q3)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:10 PM (tWydE)
Pussy.
Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2017 01:10 PM (tFeIi)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 01:09 PM (UubSE)
It's a wave of nostalgia.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 18, 2017 01:10 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Quasimodo at May 18, 2017 01:08 PM (C52a9)
Logan 5: Sorry, I'm only helping girls in skimpy outfits.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 01:11 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 01:11 PM (UubSE)
Posted by: MAGA
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We've been doin that for years.
Mint?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:11 PM (C52a9)
Er... ah... there is no evidence I had anything to do with that, eh she was drowned before we got there.
Posted by: Edward Kennedy at May 18, 2017 01:11 PM (ngT9v)
Posted by: McCool at May 18, 2017 01:12 PM (sZaoP)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2017 01:12 PM (h/uSM)
Sad!
Pretty much everybody realizes he's a paper tiger now.
Posted by: MAGA
_________
Clearly a concern troll.
But Hillary's still not President, so we're still up according to the scoreboard I'm looking at
Posted by: Maritime at May 18, 2017 01:12 PM (Pa8uy)
Posted by: MAGA
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Midol?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:12 PM (C52a9)
"President Trump Will Make America's Volcanoes Dangerous Again"
http://preview.tinyurl.com/n69m4r4
Posted by: The Political Hat
At least he didn't blame it on global warming.
And if Trump were Xenu, he would strap the Democrats to the volcanoes and then detonate them with hydrogen bombs dropped by DC-10s. Not that I advocate such violence. Just pointing out that the comparison is not apt.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2017 01:12 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 18, 2017 01:12 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2017 01:12 PM (mQ0Mc)
Did I say I was an excellent driver?
Because i meant, Swimmer.
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at May 18, 2017 01:13 PM (tFeIi)
I begin to wonder "What Wrong With US!".
Posted by: Paladin at May 18, 2017 01:13 PM (QGbEp)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at May 18, 2017 01:13 PM (ngT9v)
Hell they dont consider it a crime.
Posted by: McCool at May 18, 2017 01:14 PM (sZaoP)
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stay 29 as long as you can.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2017 01:12 PM (h/uSM)
I ain't going out in a body suit swimming in a zero gravity well toward The Mother of All Bug Zappers.
No way in hell. Not even if the cops say so.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 01:14 PM (+YMDZ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 18, 2017 01:12 PM (vRcUp)
Now I want Trump to be Xenu.
Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood Thetans at May 18, 2017 01:14 PM (rUIbB)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:15 PM (tWydE)
So if this guy is an illegal, he gets to walk? Right?
Posted by: Maritime at May 18, 2017 01:15 PM (Pa8uy)
Posted by: The Chicken at May 18, 2017 01:15 PM (XoldI)
Hell they dont consider it a crime.
Posted by: McCool at May 18, 2017 01:14 PM (sZaoP)
It's not. Not a serious one, at least. Maybe on par with a lifetime of felony identity theft and fraud, but not CRIME-crime.
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 18, 2017 01:15 PM (fD1ST)
I begin to wonder "What Wrong With US!".
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.Just wait until Justice Kennedy announces his retirement, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 18, 2017 01:15 PM (le7jz)
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:15 PM (3myMJ)
Stay home, play video games, read comics, stay safe.
Posted by: MANGA at May 18, 2017 01:15 PM (ZgPsD)
Posted by: McCool at May 18, 2017 01:16 PM (sZaoP)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:16 PM (TOk1P)
Probation and Rehab program, he'll be fine.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 12:53 PM (3myMJ)
Next on Law and Order DUI, a poor innocent undocumented immigrant is blamed for a traffic accident but we'll find the white, Christian, hetero male who was really driving the car and his racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamaphobic motives for doing it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2017 01:16 PM (493sH)
Posted by: regular joe at May 18, 2017 01:16 PM (O50yS)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (sQgZv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2017 01:02 PM (PY9jH)
Probably Rojas.
If so, everyone who bet on "illegal alien" start queuing up at the payout window.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!
It's comments like that which perpetuates the stigma of menstruation. To which I already expressed my view to critical acclaim.
And why the heck is it called mensruation when only women have it?
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (HTdUD)
Do we know where ALL the blonde bimbos from Faux Nooz were at the time?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:16 PM (TOk1P)
And no, they are NOT allowed to alibi for each other.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (TOk1P)
"President Trump Will Make America's Volcanoes Dangerous Again"
http://preview.tinyurl.com/n69m4r4
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 18, 2017 12:54 PM (rUIbB)
This reminds me of the time my father tried to make me (but not him) get into scientology even though he knew NOTHING about it aside from being bombarded with commercials for "The self-help book with the volcano on it" nonstop when he'd watch TV.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (frZol)
Do we know where ALL the blonde bimbos from Faux Nooz were at the time?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:16 PM (TOk1P)
*checks lap*
Sadly, not there.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (+YMDZ)
Do we know where ALL the blonde bimbos from Faux Nooz were at the time?
Don't blame me! I work at NBC now. Really. I do.
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at May 18, 2017 01:18 PM (qJhUV)
No, in NYC he gets a parade
Posted by: McCool at May 18, 2017 01:16 PM (sZaoP)
Could make for a vicious cycle. Illegal plows into parade... gets a parade....illegal plows into parade..
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 01:18 PM (UubSE)
Dine with rats at San Francisco's upcoming pop-up 'Rat Cafe'
http://www.sfgate.com/food/article/adoptable-rat-cafe-San-Francisco-Dungeon-11154352.php
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 01:18 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 18, 2017 01:18 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2017 01:18 PM (sQgZv)
The stress of Trump being president led him to drink
The fear of being deported made him mow those people over
Now dont you dare politicize this tragedy!
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:18 PM (tWydE)
I suspect this individual had too much salt in his diet and was probably armed with a 64oz soft drink.
Posted by: Fritz at May 18, 2017 01:18 PM (TNQMS)
Perhaps I'm not seeing the upside of having someone especially appointed to put Trump in jail after a little over 100 days in office.
And what do we get from Trump? A sorry ass tweet about how Clinton and Obama got away with illegal stuff.
I'm going to have to work through my Eeyorism.
Posted by: MAGA at May 18, 2017 01:18 PM (LQ1Q3)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly
saw her on a milk carton last week
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 18, 2017 01:19 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 18, 2017 01:19 PM (62eBc)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2017 01:19 PM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (HTdUD)
Because God invented it, and God is a man.
Duh.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:19 PM (TOk1P)
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Nah, you don't need a license to drive. Everyone knows that.
Posted by: Reginold Fineman at May 18, 2017 01:19 PM (ZgPsD)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2017 01:20 PM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Marcus T
====
'Sup MarcusT !
Isn't that what happens in Germany?
I heard/read that somewhere I think.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:20 PM (C52a9)
Hell they dont consider it a crime.
In MA they also don't think robbing a bank --- twice --- should result in the felon getting deported. After he murders and robs two doctors, they're open to discussion (I hope!)...
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 01:20 PM (NOIQH)
And watch driving without a license soar. Just shoot em.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:20 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 18, 2017 01:20 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: MathMom at May 18, 2017 01:20 PM (mSbwX)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:21 PM (C52a9)
.
.
.That was they way it was in West Germany when I was there in the 1970s. Zero tolerance, one and done.
Though usually there was not need for any ban as nearly all crashes occurring on the autobahn were usually fatal to all participants.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 18, 2017 01:21 PM (le7jz)
Posted by: MAGA at May 18, 2017 01:18 PM (LQ1Q3)
Can you do that somewhere else?
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:21 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (HTdUD)
psst
Jen is here !!! So ixnay on the perioday !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 01:21 PM (+YMDZ)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2017 01:18 PM (sQgZv)
Story is Vlad ( character Dracula based on) put people to death for simple theft and eventually you could leave a sack of gold in the town square and it would go untouched.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 01:21 PM (UubSE)
Hell they dont consider it a crime.
In MA they also don't think robbing a bank --- twice --- should result in the felon getting deported. After he murders and robs two doctors, they're open to discussion (I hope!)...
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 01:20 PM (NOIQH)
Didn't Baltimore just say they won't arrest an illegal for ANY crime except murder?
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2017 01:21 PM (frZol)
Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 01:21 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 18, 2017 01:22 PM (XoldI)
saw her on a milk carton last week
Posted by: Rick in SK
==
heh.
NBC's Golden Girl.
All the gold.
Where's the girl?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:22 PM (C52a9)
Leave me out of this.
Posted by: Feces at May 18, 2017 01:22 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:22 PM (tWydE)
All this old age biddy talk has me wondering, is notorious RBG still processing feces?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2017 01:19 PM (h/uSM)
With all the organic kale she is consuming, she must be a poop machine
Posted by: IC at May 18, 2017 01:22 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Joekur at May 18, 2017 01:22 PM (nvaC4)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (HTdUD)
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And the Oxford dictionary Scholar of the decade award goes to Chelsea Clinton for her research into the patriarchy of mishes!
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2017 01:22 PM (h/uSM)
Yeah well you can walk across Germany in a day.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:22 PM (3myMJ)
I'm sure that many misrepresented their position to avoid being called close-minded, hate-filled religious fanatics but even so, given the fact that 10% of the American people are raging lunatics, there should be at least 85% that recognize mental illness when they see it. I guess incessant propaganda works. I guess that's what Hitler meant when he talked about the big lie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 18, 2017 01:22 PM (Nwg0u)
Do we know where ALL the blonde bimbos from Faux Nooz were at the time?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:16 PM (TOk1P)
*checks lap*
Sadly, not there.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (+YMDZ)
I checked my mud wrestling pit. Not there either, alas.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (MINbv)
Hell they dont consider it a crime.
In MA they also don't think robbing a bank --- twice --- should result in the felon getting deported. After he murders and robs two doctors, they're open to discussion (I hope!)...
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 01:20 PM (NOIQH)
Tell them the guy is a Trump supporter. Boom! Outta here!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (tWydE)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 01:21 PM (Enq6K)
Sounds like he's probably not illegal then. Just your garden variety fuckup.
Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (xjiRE)
If you are indeed the same MAGA that was posting perhaps you went a tad overboard in your initial enthusiam. It doesn't matter if you were in the Trump train from the beginning. I think all of us here voted for him and there's no reason to insult other posters because of your disappointment with Trump. "Sh""" sandwich you're eating" Com'on!.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (qES5k)
MSM huddles up to get story straight..
Do we like this or is it Wag the Dog ?!
Posted by: McCool at May 18, 2017 01:24 PM (sZaoP)
Do we know where ALL the blonde bimbos from Faux Nooz were at the time?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:16 PM (TOk1P)
*checks lap*
Sadly, not there.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (+YMDZ)
I checked my mud wrestling pit. Not there either, alas.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (TOk1P)
__________
Nope , Only carrots in my jello pit..
Posted by: IP at May 18, 2017 01:24 PM (UmSfZ)
I highly doubt this is about DUI. Driving drunk doesn't make people plow into crowds on sidewalks.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 18, 2017 01:24 PM (zc3Db)
I checked my mud wrestling pit. Not there either, alas.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (TOk1P)
__________
Nope , Only carrots in my jello pit..
Posted by: IP
Y'all should check the cockpit
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 18, 2017 01:25 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:25 PM (tWydE)
Do we know where ALL the blonde bimbos from Faux Nooz were at the time?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:16 PM (TOk1P)
*checks lap*
Sadly, not there.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (+YMDZ)
I checked my mud wrestling pit. Not there either, alas.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (TOk1P)
*checks crawlspace*
Hmmm. Hard to tell.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 18, 2017 01:25 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2017 01:25 PM (7HtZB)
I'm sure that many misrepresented their position to avoid being called close-minded, hate-filled religious fanatics but even so, given the fact that 10% of the American people are raging lunatics, there should be at least 85% that recognize mental illness when they see it. I guess incessant propaganda works. I guess that's what Hitler meant when he talked about the big lie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 18, 2017 01:22 PM (Nwg0u)
That, and for more M->F transgenders than will ever admit it (ie : none of them will admit it), it's basically just doing a fantasy role-play 24/7.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2017 01:25 PM (frZol)
Quaaludes with a Colt 45 chaser.
per Deep State Trump Takedown:
Even a confirmed lefty can see the agenda:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsVvQcpYqag
Posted by: kallisto at May 18, 2017 01:25 PM (kD8Fh)
Well ... that Shit Salad I had for lunch ain't doing me much good.
My Red Meat and Beer conditioned body is not amused.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 01:25 PM (+YMDZ)
Well, the semi annual change of the seasons mice invasion has started here in the dumps of despair. Mouse traps clacking all over the place.
scuse me while I go empty and reset the traps. Some of the mices are still struggling. It's an annoying sound when they just won't die.
Posted by: Reginold Fineman at May 18, 2017 01:26 PM (ZgPsD)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 01:26 PM (UubSE)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (HTdUD)
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because it causes more suffering to men?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2017 01:26 PM (h/uSM)
Jam host guitarist to sit-in keyboardist:
"You know that really cool thing you're doing? Could you do less of that?"
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:26 PM (3myMJ)
Yet the US is the evil racist nation for wanting a crackdown on illegals living here?
Posted by: Maritime at May 18, 2017 01:26 PM (Pa8uy)
23 injured, 1 dead.
US citizen in custody.
Additional anti-terror today.
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 18, 2017 01:26 PM (HTdUD)
Trying to lose weight or needed more greens in your diet?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2017 01:26 PM (qES5k)
By the numbers, one would think it is required in some locales...
Posted by: navybrat at May 18, 2017 01:27 PM (w7KSn)
Do we know where ALL the blonde bimbos from Faux Nooz were at the time?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:16 PM (TOk1P)
*checks lap*
Sadly, not there.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (+YMDZ)
I checked my mud wrestling pit. Not there either, alas.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (TOk1P)
*checks crawlspace*
Hmmm. Hard to tell.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 18, 2017 01:25 PM (0mRoj)
Damn you! I almost spit out pieces of apple.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:27 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: rickl at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (xjiRE)
He could still be illegal. Remember who was president from 2008 to 2016....
Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 01:27 PM (Enq6K)
Yet the US is the evil racist nation for wanting a crackdown on illegals living here?
Posted by: Maritime at May 18, 2017 01:26 PM (Pa8uy)
Local radio guy here said a couple weeks ago that it's a lifetime ban for a DUI any time in someone's past.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2017 01:27 PM (frZol)
"Multiple witnesses told Fox News after the driver crashed, he attempted
to escape; however, he was ultimately pinned to the ground by five
people, who held him at the scene until police arrived."
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 18, 2017 01:27 PM (le7jz)
Posted by: josephistan
====
Calling all 'ettes!
josephistan is a young virile fellow looking to propagate the species with one lucky female and give her a beautiful life making him sammiches and running around nekkid together on his pleasure ranch.
Could you be the one?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:28 PM (C52a9)
A DUI at 17 and 24? Want to bet he doesn't have insurance then either?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 18, 2017 01:28 PM (sEDyY)
Which drugs?
I'm betting on three separate types of anabolic steroids and a low-grade beaver tranquilizer.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2017 01:28 PM (quw2O)
Was listening to Trump, he said Comey testified on May 3 that no one, including Trump ever tried to impede the faux Russian investigation.
Posted by: kallisto at May 18, 2017 01:29 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:25 PM (tWydE)
I'd imagine it's a lot like the two kinds of motorcyclists.
Posted by: Chigger Fleas at May 18, 2017 01:29 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2017 01:29 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: NCKate at May 18, 2017 01:29 PM (AUHZ3)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:29 PM (tWydE)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:16 PM (TOk1P)
*checks lap*
Sadly, not there.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 01:17 PM (+YMDZ)
I checked my mud wrestling pit. Not there either, alas.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:23 PM (TOk1P)
__________
Nope , Only carrots in my jello pit..
---
Ace is being awfully quiet today...
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2017 01:29 PM (h/uSM)
He was tired of being alone.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 18, 2017 01:29 PM (Ndje9)
There was an earlier comment that the perp may have been escaping a robbery scene.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:29 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:22 PM (tWydE)
MAGA has a point.
Trump has done (and tried to do) many good things but he's also totally gone back on more than a few of his most important campaign issues. He thought that he could trade some goodwill from his supporters for that of the Vichy GOP. ANd now the Vichy GOP is showing Trump that they never changed. They wanted him impeached when he got in and they are very happy to see all this happen.
Trump should have understood this when made the boneheaded (and frustrating) move of trying to be nice to Shrillary and Barky after he won. He really didn't understand them. He misjudged the truly low-life, scum-sucking nature of the GOP leadership. And, now, he has spent a lot of goodwill from the only people who would actually stand with him and has gotten nothing in return but a total bullshit special counsel setting out to investigate a farce.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 18, 2017 01:29 PM (zc3Db)
It's very costly and you can lose your license for either long periods or life under certain conditions. You also have to see a psychologist.
Believe me, I know an E-6 who went through it.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2017 01:30 PM (sQgZv)
Do you get ten per cent?
j/k
he's in my area, if you can provide some vital stats I'll search my Rolodex for appropriate applicants.
Posted by: kallisto at May 18, 2017 01:30 PM (kD8Fh)
I'd bet dollars to donuts this guy was driving illegally anyway.
I actually think DUI laws in most states are pretty stiff, it's just enforcing them.
It's sort of like saying every gun incident means we need tighter gun control.
Posted by: Maritime at May 18, 2017 01:30 PM (Pa8uy)
Drunk on power. Period.
I would give serious cash to see her go up against someone like Mark Steyn in a fair, open, unmoderated debate.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2017 01:30 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Yo! at May 18, 2017 01:30 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: josephistan
====
Calling all 'ettes!
josephistan is a young virile fellow looking to propagate the species with one lucky female and give her a beautiful life making him sammiches and running around nekkid together on his pleasure ranch.
Could you be the one?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:28 PM (C52a9)
Recommend he change his nic since even though I know he's a he, my brain defaults to a she.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 01:30 PM (UubSE)
We're more energetic and accommodating. You should outsource to us.
Posted by: The Gerbils at May 18, 2017 01:31 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: josephistan
====
Calling all 'ettes!
josephistan is a young virile fellow looking to propagate the species with one lucky female and give her a beautiful life making him sammiches and running around nekkid together on his pleasure ranch.
Could you be the one?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:28 PM (C52a9)
I'm willing to up the ante & make the sammiches myself - I'm a pretty good cook.
Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2017 01:31 PM (7HtZB)
Trying to lose weight or needed more greens in your diet?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2017 01:26 PM (qES5k)
Just seemed like the next step.
I'm lucky ... big frame, wide shoulders ... so I hide extra weight. Not weight-conscious ... hadn't stepped on a scale in years. But I got back heavier into working out a few months ago - so I thought I'd give a better diet a try.
And I'm a tight ass ... and lunch costs $10 for anything I like ... so there's that too.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 01:31 PM (+YMDZ)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:31 PM (tWydE)
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:31 PM (3myMJ)
I'm sure that many misrepresented their position to avoid being called close-minded, hate-filled religious fanatics but even so, given the fact that 10% of the American people are raging lunatics, there should be at least 85% that recognize mental illness when they see it. I guess incessant propaganda works. I guess that's what Hitler meant when he talked about the big lie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 18, 2017 01:22 PM (Nwg0u)
That, and for more M->F transgenders than will ever admit it (ie : none of them will admit it), it's basically just doing a fantasy role-play 24/7.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2017 01:25 PM (frZol)
Blaire White essentially took a baseball bat to a hornet's nest when he/she addressed this, referring to transgenderism as the mental illness it is, and going into scientific detail to back it up. Takes guts to do that.
Posted by: Jackal at May 18, 2017 01:31 PM (u4N98)
to escape; however, he was ultimately pinned to the ground by five
people, who held him at the scene until police arrived."
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 18, 2017 01
Can you imagine? Holding that guy down while listening to the screams of the injured?
If that's how it happened it must have been five nuns holding him down seeing how he survived the experience.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 18, 2017 01:32 PM (TARI1)
he's in my area, if you can provide some vital stats I'll search my Rolodex for appropriate applicants.
Posted by: kallisto
===
josephistan? Destiny calls.
And I never get less than 20%.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:32 PM (C52a9)
A DUI at 17 and 24? Want to bet he doesn't have insurance then either?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 18, 2017 01:28 PM (sEDyY)
Probably wasn't wearing a seatbelt either.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2017 01:32 PM (TOk1P)
I'd bet dollars to donuts this guy was driving illegally anyway.
I actually think DUI laws in most states are pretty stiff, it's just enforcing them.
It's sort of like saying every gun incident means we need tighter gun control.
Posted by: Maritime at May 18, 2017 01:30 PM (Pa8uy)
Yeah, if the illegal aliens get a DUI, they lose their license and their insurances goes up.
Oh, wait, they don't have a license, OR insurance.
Never mind.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 01:32 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 18, 2017 01:29 PM (zc3Db)
Revisiting that smug-ass look on Paul RYNO's face during the inauguration, I have to think there was already a deal in place from DAY ONE to get DJT (and Pence too) out of the way so Paul RYNO could take over and push through the donor class's wishlist with no opposition.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2017 01:33 PM (frZol)
Yes, I am! And will you all please hurry up and impeach this bastard so I can finally FUCKING DIE!!!
Posted by: The Notorious RBG at May 18, 2017 01:33 PM (qJhUV)
Reminds me of my younger days in the bars when I was introduced to a young lady in this fashion:
"_____, This is Jenny. She's looking for a serious relationship in the back seat of a car."
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:33 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 18, 2017 01:33 PM (le7jz)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:31 PM (tWydE)
Not so fast....what's DeBlasio's definition of 'US citizen'?
Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2017 01:33 PM (Enq6K)
The wall just got ten feet shorter.
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 18, 2017 01:34 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:34 PM (tWydE)
Would you believe that the only other news story, aside from the Times Square spree, was about a lawyer from Queens who drove the wrong way down three thoroughfares in the middle of the night in Westchester County?
It sounded as if it was intentionally shoved into the reports to make people think driving the wrong way down a street is normal. The same was.y every other word out of the news announcer's' mouths was, " but it's not an act of terrorism."
Yeah. I'm cynical.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 18, 2017 01:34 PM (oQQwD)
If this had happened in... oh... Wyoming...
Would it be a National Story? or just another day ending in Y...
Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2017 01:34 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: LASue, so deplorable I should be indicted! at May 18, 2017 01:34 PM (CLKfs)
Posted by: sinalco at May 18, 2017 01:34 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: kallisto
===
josephistan? Destiny calls.
And I never get less than 20%.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:32 PM (C52a9)
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how strong is your hand?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2017 01:34 PM (h/uSM)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:34 PM (tWydE)
Posted by: Vanceone at May 18, 2017 01:35 PM (HcgJZ)
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2017 01:35 PM (rmVvL)
422 >>Worst part about it is all the bitching and complaining I'm hearing at
my office. Jeepers, folks. It's weather. We will survive this. Frankly I
love watching snow fall, no matter what time of year it is.
Yup. This is Colorado. My freshman year in HS they had to cancel the graduation ceremony (1st week in June) because of snow. It happens.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2017 01:05 PM (NOIQH)
------------
And here in OK we're gearing up to what could be a nasty tornado day. All the criteria are present for one.
Posted by: Soona at May 18, 2017 01:35 PM (Fmupd)
The car and driver would be riddled with bullet holes.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:35 PM (3myMJ)
Maybe a bunch of Bostonians are visiting NYC.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2017 01:35 PM (SRKgf)
She sounds just like my mom does. Struggles to keep a complete thought but pushes through and jumps from topic to topic.
My mom can't admit she's losing her mind but you can tell her frustration when she speaks and can't think of the words she wants.
Posted by: Blanco in VA (By way of AZ) at May 18, 2017 01:36 PM (tGBt6)
Posted by: Tami
_______
Someone who WILL be a legal, Democrat voting citizen after we get Trump out of the White House and pass an Amnesty bill.
Posted by: Maritime at May 18, 2017 01:36 PM (Pa8uy)
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2017 01:36 PM (rmVvL)
josephistan is a young virile fellow looking to propagate the
species with one lucky female and give her a beautiful life making him
sammiches and running around nekkid together on his pleasure ranch.
Could you be the one?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:28 PM
Whoa! You can't expect the 'ettes to take such a low-information profile seriously.
What are his positions on the burning issues?
Ginger vs. Mary Ann
Crossbows vs. longbows
9mm vs. .45 ACP
Jimmy Choos vs. Crocs
Catsup vs. Ketchup
Carrots in chili
etc.
etc.
If you're going to help him out, help him out.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2017 01:37 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: McCool at May 18, 2017 01:37 PM (sZaoP)
If this had happened in... oh... Wyoming...
Would it be a National Story? or just another day ending in Y...
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depends on if the dead Elk were a protected species.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2017 01:37 PM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2017 01:37 PM (DMUuz)
But yes, being in NY, the scene if multiple terrorist attacks makes it news, as does the number of injured, and perhaps the proximity to Trump Tower,
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:38 PM (tWydE)
Posted by: steevy at May 18, 2017 01:38 PM (rmVvL)
Moving the goal posts is fine but you've got them on the back of a rocket sled.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 01:38 PM (UubSE)
Posted by: ThunderB
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...
Kinda don't blame them.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 18, 2017 01:38 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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"Helping out" is an additional 10% plus expenses.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at May 18, 2017 01:38 PM (C52a9)
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.No they don't. And that area is still closed off with them still at the scene.
Fox is also reporting that he was a Navy Vet with a criminal history.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 18, 2017 01:38 PM (le7jz)
Even if you're drunk, you don't mow down 14 people.
And then he tried to escape and had to be restrained?
Doesn't sound like someone that just had too many to me, but its just speculation at this point.
Posted by: Maritime at May 18, 2017 01:38 PM (Pa8uy)
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Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 18, 2017 01:38 PM (Ndje9)
2. The cover-up attempt in case it is terror is still just as disgusting.
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:39 PM (3myMJ)
579 "I'd imagine it's a lot like the two kinds of motorcyclists."
The quick and the dead?
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 01:31 PM (3myMJ)
The ones who have laid a motorcycle down in the past, and the ones who will lay a motorcycle down in the future.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2017 01:39 PM (quw2O)
There is no way Big Bird is giving the whole story.
I would like to get the details on his DUI and citizenship. Somebody let him skate.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2017 01:39 PM (sQgZv)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2017 01:39 PM
Membership in the first catagory does not preclude membership in the second.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2017 01:40 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 18, 2017 01:41 PM (tWydE)
In Wyoming the big story would be that the driver found a large crowd *to* drive into.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 18, 2017 01:41 PM (sEDyY)
There's a difference between having something delivered and having it reneged on. I'm not talking about delivery.
Moving the goal posts is fine but you've got them on the back of a rocket sled.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 01:38 PM (UubSE)
I haven't moved anything.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 18, 2017 01:41 PM (zc3Db)
I've done the concrete superman before.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 18, 2017 01:41 PM (UubSE)
Posted by: Wendy at May 18, 2017 01:44 PM (bpemY)
who's he, another Klintoon whistleblower?
Posted by: kallisto at May 18, 2017 01:45 PM (kD8Fh)
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That would be my guess too. Hell, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if she was shooting up heroin.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 18, 2017 01:48 PM (nILVB)
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Obamacare was in a drawer somewhere. It's been a wet dream for 50 years.
The only thing this bitch has ever written has been checks for your money.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 18, 2017 01:51 PM (nILVB)
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Organ donors and organ recipients.
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2) Dim induced dementia
3) Alcohol induced dementia
4) In all seriousness: expressive aphasia from dementia or small strokes
5) Psych meds
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