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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (5/17/17) Just Another ONT Edition
Misogyny played no significant role whatever in Hillary Clinton’s two defeats as a presidential candidate. This claim is such a crock! What a gross exploitation of feminism—in the service of an unaccomplished woman whose entire career was spent attached to her husband’s coat tails. Hillary was handed job after job but produced no tangible results in any of them—except of course for her destabilization of North Africa during her rocky tenure as secretary of state.Camille Paglia
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If you can somehow force a liberal into a point-counterpoint argument, his retorts will bear no relation to what you’ve said - unless you were in fact talking about your looks, your age, your weight, your personal obsessions, or whether you are a fascist. In the famous liberal two-step, they leap from one idiotic point to the next, so you can never nail them. It’s like arguing with someone with Attention Deficit Disorder. Ann CoulterQuote III
The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They're supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority. Bill Maher
The Democratic National Committee staffer shot and killed in Washington, D.C., last summer leaked more than 44,000 emails to WikiLeaks before his death, according to a report. The Fox News report implies that Seth Rich may have been the one who leaked information about the DNC to WikiLeaks that showed, among other things, that the DNC favored Hillary Clinton over Bernie Sanders in the presidential primary. While it's not clear, the report does note that WikiLeaks posted that information just 12 days after Rich was killed.Squirrel.
Here is your chance to read the book before Hollywood makes them into movies. 21 books to read.
[X] Overpriced coffee
[X] Avocado toast
[X] All of the above
Millionaire spells it out for Millennials.
Diabetes, a dastardly disease. The march to cure Diabetes moves forward. A bio-engineered pancreas has been developed.
Even the most exciting breakthrough medical treatment can be rendered obsolete by a particularly insurmountable obstacle: time. If a treatment only works temporarily, it has little chance of making a significant difference in the lives of patients, which is why the latest news from the University of Miami’s Diabetes Research Institute is so exciting. A year after transplanting insulin-producing islet cells into the omentum of a woman with a particularly unwieldy form of type 1 diabetes, the cells continue to operate as hoped. She no longer needs to receive insulin via injections or an insulin pump and is in good health.
The notion that I am serving for ‘the money’ or a ‘paycheck’ is absurd. As a campaign manager, I made a fraction of what other consultants have made on unsuccessful presidential campaigns. Then I walked away from dozens of opportunities for millions of dollars, and instead walked into the White House. I would do it again. It is a privilege to assist President Trump in the White House, just as it was during the campaign. I know him, I respect him, I believe in him, and I am confident in his capacity to be a transformative and successful President.”
Money grows on trees and Gender Inclusive locker rooms are a necessity.
After students agreed to shell out $308 each for wellness initiatives every academic year, outgoing student government President Will Morrow began drafting and advocating for the gender-neutral locker room proposal. Given Berkeley’s total undergraduate enrollment of 27,496, students at the elite institution are paying a collective $4,234,384 per semester ($8,468,768 per year) on the Wellness Initiative Fee alone—enough to cover the average cost of tuition for 249 students or pay off the average student-loan debt of 396 graduates.It will be interesting when 50% of the people can't be made to care.
1975, Elton John was awarded a Platinum Record for sales of a million copies of the LP 'Captain Fantastic and The Brown Dirt Cowboy', the first album ever to be certified Platinum on the day of its release. via thisdayinmusic.com
May 17, 2012, Donna Summer, the 1970s pop singer known as the Queen of Disco, died of lung cancer, an illness she believed she contracted from inhaling toxic particles released after the September 11 terrorist attacks in New York. She won five Grammy Awards, six American Music Awards, and had three multi-platinum albums, including the hits 'Hot Stuff', 'Love to Love You, and 'Baby' and 'I Feel Love'. via thisdayinmusic.com
We show a persistent and widespread increase of growing season integrated LAI (greening) over 25% to 50% of the global vegetated area, whereas less than 4% of the globe shows decreasing LAI (browning). Factorial simulations with multiple global ecosystem models show that CO2 fertilization effects explain 70% of the observed greening trend…
History repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce, said Marx. On publication day of my memoir of Richard Nixon’s White House, President Trump fired FBI Director James Comey. Instantly, the media cried “Nixonian,” comparing it to the 1973 Saturday Night Massacre. Yet, the differences are stark.
Lawyers and politicians, God's curse on mankind. If something isn't permitted, it is prohibited.
“Municipal Attorney Daniel Blasdell said the garden issue came about as a result of the chicken issue.There is a difference between the Jones' livestock running around in the back yard and the Smith's tomato plants. What would our Founding Fathers say?
He explained that people were asking why chickens couldn’t be allowed in the community while gardens were.
The city had no laws pertaining to residential gardens, which means they were technically not allowed. According to the city’s laws, if something is not permitted it is prohibited.
‘Right now, if there is not something expressly in this code that says that you can have one, you technically can’t,’ Blakeman confirmed.”
We have a new Burger champ.
Five Guys has triumphed over In-N-Out in a battle of the burger brands. The chain received the top spot in the burger category in The Harris Poll's annual EquiTrend Study. This is the first time Five Guys has been crowned the burger champion in the study, which asks respondents to rate brands based on familiarity, quality, and how likely they are to consider purchasing its items.
Don't ask me for my opinion. I've never eaten at either one.
Don't punish him for his
Weird. But, nevertheless Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 17, 2017 09:39 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: French Jeton at May 17, 2017 09:40 PM (WMvHw)
Time to go to work...
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 17, 2017 09:40 PM (4DCSq)
Posted by: French Jeton at May 17, 2017 09:40 PM (WMvHw)
Posted by: name, rank, cereal # at May 17, 2017 09:41 PM (ihtYN)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 09:41 PM (lwiT4)
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Posted by: dartist at May 17, 2017 09:44 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: freaked at May 17, 2017 09:44 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 17, 2017 09:39 PM (6gk0M)
Awwww, Slap! So sweet of you to think of me! Especially since I don't have a prayer of getting the honors myself. But you go on taking those ONT cherries ;-)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 17, 2017 09:44 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Corona at May 17, 2017 09:44 PM (Vequ/)
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 17, 2017 09:40 PM (4DCSq)
Shit, I just got off work and have to go to bed soon
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 17, 2017 09:44 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: freaked at May 17, 2017 09:44 PM (BO/km)
Yeah I hear it's the third guy that is the problem
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 17, 2017 09:45 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: freaked at May 17, 2017 09:45 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Brett Favre at May 17, 2017 09:46 PM (wpC7C)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 17, 2017 09:46 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: freaked at May 17, 2017 09:46 PM (BO/km)
You are too kind! How's my favorite Chicagoian?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 09:47 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 09:47 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: freaked at May 17, 2017 09:47 PM (BO/km)
On the plus side, their small fries is almost more than a man could want.
Also, free peanuts.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 17, 2017 09:47 PM (LTHVh)
Discuss.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 17, 2017 09:48 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 09:47 PM (lwiT4)
Don't those sorts of stations also play music similar to their designated band? So will they also play other boy bands like NSync and New Kids on the Block?
Posted by: buzzion at May 17, 2017 09:48 PM (z/Ubi)
If you don't have a whataburger
Posted by: Hampton Rhodes at May 17, 2017 09:48 PM (xlYpT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2017 09:49 PM (neool)
Posted by: Star-Lord at May 17, 2017 09:49 PM (ANIFC)
Hillary would be childless, unmarried, living in a studio apartment with 6 or 7 cats, and she'd tip the scales at around 210 pounds.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 17, 2017 09:49 PM (riF5p)
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Trump! Truuump! Ohhhh, Truuump! It's Truuuuump!
Posted by: V. Putin at May 17, 2017 09:49 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: MSTisdale at May 17, 2017 09:49 PM (g9d8D)
You are too kind! How's my favorite Chicagoian?
I'm good brother. I hope you and yours are well too!
Posted by: dartist at May 17, 2017 09:49 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 09:50 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 09:47 PM (lwiT4)
Get yourself the XM boom box. They are pretty nice. Just have The Rev do a special collection for it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 09:50 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 09:50 PM (lwiT4)
Or just buy my short story to help my chances.
http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B071NQQMPK
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 17, 2017 09:50 PM (nCKWq)
That's part of what I mean. Give me about half of that small order of fries and charge me less please. It just a damn hamburger. I don't want to walk out out of there $15 poorer.
Posted by: freaked at May 17, 2017 09:50 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Hampton Rhodes at May 17, 2017 09:50 PM (xlYpT)
Posted by: booknlass at May 17, 2017 09:50 PM (BrS/H)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 17, 2017 09:51 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: rickl at May 17, 2017 09:51 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: buzzion at May 17, 2017 09:51 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2017 09:51 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 09:50 PM (ZTRlp)
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You won't believe this. I had one, and gave it to Goodwill last week because I never use it.
Ever notice how once you get rid of something, the next day you find out you need it? This is why people are hoarders.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 09:52 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 09:52 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 17, 2017 09:52 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: MSTisdale at May 17, 2017 09:52 PM (g9d8D)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 17, 2017 09:53 PM (3JQ/p)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2017 09:53 PM (IqV8l)
Badass storms all week up here. No fishing
Painting has taken a back seat to the ONT
Doing well tho
Good to see you here!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 09:53 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Hampton Rhodes
OK, I'm here!
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 17, 2017 09:53 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Derbererd at May 17, 2017 09:53 PM (9jiZl)
Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2017 09:54 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 09:54 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 09:54 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: linda now flinging poo at May 17, 2017 09:54 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Chigger, Fleas! at May 17, 2017 09:55 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 17, 2017 09:55 PM (TwwWO)
No fries. No drink. Just the burger.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2017 09:53 PM (IqV8l)
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I don't think we have 5 Guys around here. We have Culver's. A Bacon Butter Burger Deluxe is 1270 calories. A chicken and cranberry salad is 390 calories, with the vinagrette dressing. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 09:55 PM (lwiT4)
Nice ONT.
Loved Donna Summer. She had an amazing voice.
I am one of those weirdos who likes Disco.
Indeed I do.
Posted by: ALH at May 17, 2017 09:55 PM (VgcC4)
Posted by: Chigger, Fleas! at May 17, 2017 09:55 PM (fD1ST)
"[Mark holds up a mace]
Mark McCain: This to kill their cattle?
Lucas McCain: No, son. Long ago in England, soldiers used that to break through their enemies' armor.
Mark McCain: Armor?
Lucas McCain: Mm-hmm
[raps on a suit of armor]
Lucas McCain: Soldiers used it for protection.
Mark McCain: Could never stop a Winchester."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 17, 2017 09:55 PM (j3kFd)
Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 09:56 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 17, 2017 09:56 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 09:56 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 17, 2017 09:57 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 09:57 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 17, 2017 09:57 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 17, 2017 09:57 PM (smD62)
Indeed I do.
Posted by: ALH at May 17, 2017 09:55 PM (VgcC4)
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Me too. What's not to love?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 09:57 PM (lwiT4)
Increased CO2 stimulates plant growth? Inconceivable!
Posted by: rickl at May 17, 2017 09:57 PM (sdi6R)
Took you long enough. That joke as been on the ONT since midnight last night.
Posted by: Hampton Rhodes at May 17, 2017 09:58 PM (xlYpT)
Posted by: booknlass at May 17, 2017 09:58 PM (BrS/H)
Indeed I do.
Posted by: ALH at May 17, 2017 09:55 PM (VgcC4)
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Me too. What's not to love?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 09:57 PM (lwiT4)
Heck yeah. Cookies never turn out with the same chewiness if you use butter.
Posted by: Chigger, Fleas! at May 17, 2017 09:59 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 09:57 PM (EgOr3)
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He's a little better tonight, thanks for asking. He wants to do laundry. I want to let him. I am a really bad wife.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 09:59 PM (lwiT4)
We had a killer twister up here last night
Tonight's? Rain and more rain
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 09:59 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 17, 2017 09:59 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: booknlass at May 17, 2017 09:58 PM (BrS/H)
For a fast-food cheeseburger? No fries, no nothin? That's ridiculous. In'n'Out burger is about 3 bucks.
Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 09:59 PM (EgOr3)
No fries. No drink. Just the burger.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2017 09:53 PM (IqV8l)
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Around here just the cheeseburger is $6.
Posted by: GOULD at May 17, 2017 10:00 PM (hX2gM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 17, 2017 09:44
Me too, but I will stay up too late. If you pass thru Chicago I need a dental cleaning in the near
future. LOL
Posted by: Farmer at May 17, 2017 10:00 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 17, 2017 10:00 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 17, 2017 10:00 PM (KGH7Z)
You'd like Five Guys fries then. They are limp and greasy thick cut fries.
Posted by: linda now flinging poo at May 17, 2017 10:00 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: ALH at May 17, 2017 10:01 PM (VgcC4)
Tonight's? Rain and more rain
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 09:59 PM (ZTRlp)
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Ya, I heard about that one. Nasty. Rain is yuck, but at least it won't make your house cave in, so there's that.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 10:01 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 09:59 PM (lwiT4)
No, no, no, no, gw. You are a supportive wife. It's all good. You can always help him with the folding. :-)
Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 10:01 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: booknlass at May 17, 2017 10:01 PM (BrS/H)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 17, 2017 10:02 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 17, 2017 10:02 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 17, 2017 10:02 PM (1jZZB)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 10:02 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Chigger, Fleas! at May 17, 2017 10:02 PM (fD1ST)
So brace yourselves for stories of the O2 horrors we've inflicted on this poor planet.
Posted by: mx4 at May 17, 2017 10:02 PM (ILgR9)
Posted by: davidt at May 17, 2017 10:02 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2017 10:02 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2017 10:03 PM (ANIFC)
There used to be a Wayback Burger near me, and I loved them. Unfortunately it closed.
Posted by: rickl at May 17, 2017 10:03 PM (sdi6R)
It was about $12 for a meal when I went there about a year ago. I just had a regular type burger. There was nothing wrong with it but it was not good enough for me to go back.I'm cheap like that.
Posted by: freaked at May 17, 2017 10:03 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 10:03 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2017 10:04 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Hampton Rhodes
I was busy texting.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 17, 2017 10:04 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 10:04 PM (EgOr3)
future. LOL
Posted by: Farmer at May 17, 2017 10:00 PM (o/90i)
LOL, ok if and when
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 17, 2017 10:04 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: freaked
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Same her. The burgers are nice enough, but overpriced.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 10:05 PM (ZO497)
Citizenship ought to mean something. At present, the right to serve on a jury, the right to elected office, and the right to vote, are generally the only rights reserved for citizens.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=13386
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 17, 2017 10:05 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 10:05 PM (ZTRlp)
But yeah, I'd eat another Wayback if I got the chance.
Posted by: Chigger, Fleas! at May 17, 2017 10:05 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: ALH at May 17, 2017 10:05 PM (VgcC4)
Posted by: Peaches
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Please give my regards to Fluffy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 10:06 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: freaked at May 17, 2017 10:06 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 17, 2017 10:06 PM (e8kgV)
Lums
Where I used to get a Lums Chili Cheese Dog.
Ah the memories
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 17, 2017 10:06 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2017 10:06 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Warrant at May 17, 2017 10:06 PM (ANIFC)
DemoCommie clap trap.
Posted by: gNewt at May 17, 2017 10:07 PM (GTeFT)
Burger was ok. A bit too greasy. I like grease but do not want a soggy bin with it. Fries were ok, their main merit seemed to be the quantity. Shake was ok, but a bit too far on the fudge side of chocolate for my taste.
Oh, and it was like $15.
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 17, 2017 10:07 PM (1jZZB)
Posted by: MAGA at May 17, 2017 10:07 PM (LQ1Q3)
I don't know how you keep doing it, MisHum, but you've become an ONT Master.
Baby Sister Update follows.
Posted by: ibguy at May 17, 2017 10:07 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2017 10:06 PM (IqV8l)
It's surrounded by Indian food.
Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2017 10:08 PM (ANIFC)
Where I used to get a Lums Chili Cheese Dog.
Ah the memories
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Steamed in beer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 10:08 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 17, 2017 10:08 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 17, 2017 10:08 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: gm at May 17, 2017 10:08 PM (K0tm3)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 17, 2017 10:08 PM (DMUuz)
Where I used to get a Lums Chili Cheese Dog.
Ah the memories
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Steamed in beer, IIRC. And they served pitchers of beer.
Posted by: Aviator at May 17, 2017 10:08 PM (/Nite)
Here is your chance to read the book before Hollywood makes them into movies. 21 books to read.
Books I pray Hollywood never gets its filthy paws on:
The Sparrow
A Confederacy of Dunces
Shelley's Heart
Guard of Honor
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2017 10:08 PM (CKGym)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 10:09 PM (ZO497)
That is so Un-American I just can't even ....
Exactly the opposite of what the Founders intended.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at May 17, 2017 10:09 PM (KGH7Z)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2017 10:04 PM (IqV8l)
Interesting. I remember liking their fries, and liking that I could eat a lot for $3 and some change.
A girl I dated had a dog and a CJ-7 and they would always give her a patty for the pup when she went. Never said a thing about it, never asked, just sent one out in the bag wrapped up with her other order. It happened anytime she went and no matter who was working. Checker's "thing," apparently, and that probably helped me like them, too.
Posted by: Chigger, Fleas! at May 17, 2017 10:09 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: rickl at May 17, 2017 10:10 PM (sdi6R)
This past weekend, a group of her friends took Joyce out to lunch and then some "girl time." They even sent along pictures - Joyce looked so happy!!
We're headed down there next week for a few days to visit.
Please keep praying that the time she has left is filled with joy.
[To my fellow, beloved Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and our family.]
Posted by: ibguy at May 17, 2017 10:10 PM (vUcdz)
We are fine
Swamped ar work now, job security
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 10:10 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Chigger, Fleas! at May 17, 2017 10:11 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2017 10:06 PM
Trick question, isn't it? There is no topping; it's been scalped.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 17, 2017 10:11 PM (DMUuz)
That is pretty fuckin' classy, right there. If I ever see one of those places, I will give it a try.
Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 10:11 PM (EgOr3)
Went there a few weeks back for my cousin's birthday, and had a really nice meal, actually.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 17, 2017 10:11 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 17, 2017 10:11 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 10:11 PM (BPeNq)
On nights I wasn't at the Strip
Posted by: MAGA at May 17, 2017 10:12 PM (LQ1Q3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2017 10:12 PM (IqV8l)
Jeez. I don't know you and I don't know the backstory, but you and Joyce just made the prayer list. God bless.
Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 10:12 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 10:09 PM (ZO497)
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I used to love Fuddruckers. They are now nowhere as good as they used to be.
Posted by: GOULD at May 17, 2017 10:12 PM (hX2gM)
If I can make a better burger at home then to me it's overrated. And I'm by no means any type of chef, just One Guy and a grill.
Posted by: freaked at May 17, 2017 10:12 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 17, 2017 10:13 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 10:09 PM (ZO497)
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Do NOT go to the Asheville Fuddruckers, it is disgusting.
Posted by: MAGA at May 17, 2017 10:14 PM (LQ1Q3)
Which is mixing so well with the general depression and near daily panic attacks.
But it keeps me from getting worked up about the MSM and Deep States attacks on Trump, so small bonus I guess. Not keen on interesting times.
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at May 17, 2017 10:14 PM (Ojki1)
ALL administrators think like that. In every organization. And organizations are now loaded with 'em.
Posted by: t-bird at May 17, 2017 10:14 PM (9Q5BJ)
Probably skype-ing with Lyudmila. We all knew he'd come around.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 17, 2017 10:14 PM (TwwWO)
Began pulling out of parking lot and unwrapping sandwiches, and pulled back into a space farther down in the shopping center after each of us tasted them. So good we felt like we needed to stop driving to really appreciate how good that fast food was. Out of this world.
Posted by: Chigger, Fleas! at May 17, 2017 10:15 PM (fD1ST)
see how many views I have but I can also see where in the entire world
the views are coming from. I got 16 views in the last hour... you will
never guess from where. Fucking Russia.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45
OK, what deal did you make with Putin!?!
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at May 17, 2017 10:15 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: freaked at May 17, 2017 10:12 PM (BO/km)
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Ok, you'll need to invite me over.
Posted by: MAGA at May 17, 2017 10:15 PM (LQ1Q3)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 17, 2017 10:15 PM (rJUlF)
You got what I need."
Posted by: shibumi
------------
I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates
You've got a brand new key
I think we should get together and try them out, you see...
Posted by: Melanie at May 17, 2017 10:15 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 10:15 PM (cPsPa)
We have a Fuddruckers here, haven't been there in years.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
We had one on our contractor housing compound in Saudi. Obviously, not the same.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 17, 2017 10:15 PM (di1hb)
Probably skype-ing with Lyudmila. We all knew he'd come around.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 17, 2017 10:14 PM (TwwWO)
Not a chance. I'm around, just don't have much to say.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 17, 2017 10:16 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 17, 2017 10:08 PM (KP5rU)
========================
Ah gee chavez. We will pray.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 10:16 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 17, 2017 10:17 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 17, 2017 10:17 PM (Ss6r7)
++++
Personally, I have no desire to live next to a chicken coop. I don't want to
listen to roosters crowing at sunrise and I don't want to smell
chickenshit all day long. I could care less about gardening, unless they are using lots of very smelly fertilizer.
But, I don't think there is a difference under the law. That is, the city went after people for raising chickens, even though there was no law prohibiting it. The city's position was that there was no law permitting the keeping of chickens, so it was prohibited. The chicken people then pointed out there was no law allowing gardens either, but lots of people have gardens.
If there is no law about either, then they are the same - under the law. The city looks to solve their dilemma by passing an ordinance allowing gardens. Of course, the answer is if the city thinks that raising chickens should be prohibited, then they ought to pass a law that says so instead of taking the totalitarian position that everything not specifically permitted is prohibited.
Tar and (chicken) feathers is what's called for.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 17, 2017 10:17 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 10:17 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 17, 2017 10:17 PM (TwwWO)
Guess what! The answers were all snark! I hope this bigger thread can give me a snark-free explanation.
Thanks and I'll see you all again on June 6th.
Posted by: Curious at May 17, 2017 10:17 PM (NACkC)
Posted by: ALH at May 17, 2017 10:17 PM (VgcC4)
ALL administrators think like that. In every organization. And organizations are now loaded with 'em.
Posted by: t-bird
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Dealing with the permit authorities in our uber-Progressive town is a freaking nightmare.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 10:17 PM (ZO497)
Five Guys is alright, but I typically don't need that much food or spend that much money.
Besides, I can go to the Chinese buffet closer to home for $7.50 and eat all kinds of stuff.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 17, 2017 10:18 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: mx4 at May 17, 2017 10:18 PM (ILgR9)
If you've ever had one, you know they're the best.
Posted by: ALH at May 17, 2017 10:17 PM (VgcC4)
Yes. The perfect ratio of meat to veggies to bun.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 17, 2017 10:19 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Derbererd at May 17, 2017 09:53 PM (9jiZl)<<<
A Smash Burger just opened up by my workplace in CT. Been there twice. They are good. But pricey, too. A burger, fries, drink are about $13. Had coupons to snag a free side, got some fried pickles... made me feel a little better about the price.
(oh, and their shakes are really good)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at May 17, 2017 10:19 PM (nHbAq)
I need the rest....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 17, 2017 10:17 PM (Ss6r7)
================================
Rest is not associated with a child's wedding.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 10:19 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 10:19 PM (EgOr3)
Could use the rain after a long time of rain and now several days off.
Posted by: Farmer at May 17, 2017 10:19 PM (o/90i)
fries and onion rings are the downfall in my burger dinner offerings since I really do not like having to deal with the vat of boiling oil, aside from the ones I keep on the terrace to repel the hoi polloi and urchins from the 12th floor.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 10:20 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 17, 2017 10:20 PM (KP5rU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb8JZ5wQGKI
...and the band played on.
Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 10:20 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at May 17, 2017 10:20 PM (o+uFg)
Reading about burgers makes me want a grill, maybe one I can take camping. Particularly since a relative's wedding is far away and expensive. $1000 per night?? There's got to be a campground around.
I don't want to read about Trump Derangement Syndrome anymore. I'm staring to fantasize about local SJWs working themselves into heart attacks or suicides.
That's not like me. I should be fantasizing about men who don't wear buns or RompHims. (Is that really a thing? Why not just wear short overalls with work boots, like gays in the '90s?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 17, 2017 10:20 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 17, 2017 10:20 PM (1jZZB)
Posted by: Chigger, Fleas! at May 17, 2017 10:20 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 17, 2017 10:18 PM (D2vc1)
I can eat at the Chinese buffet here and find enough choices to enjoy while keeping away from the carbs. Can't do that at most burger joints.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 17, 2017 10:21 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Peaches at May
The methlab is fine and her small terrrier overlord is also well. How is Fluffy?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 10:21 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at May 17, 2017 10:22 PM (Ojki1)
Stay safe 'Sconnies.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 10:22 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: MAGA at May 17, 2017 10:22 PM (LQ1Q3)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 10:20 PM (cPsPa)
So you're a burgermeister?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 17, 2017 10:22 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 17, 2017 10:23 PM (neool)
Posted by: Country Boy at May
some of the stuff is even the same as what it they printed on the label.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 10:23 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 17, 2017 10:23 PM (rJUlF)
Guess what! The answers were all snark! I hope this bigger thread can give me a snark-free explanation.
Thanks and I'll see you all again on June 6th.
Posted by: Curious at May 17, 2017 10:17 PM (NACkC)
Sorry, I don't really have an answer other than maybe a lot of people here aren't real happy with W these days (myself included).
Posted by: Country Boy at May 17, 2017 10:23 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 10:23 PM (EgOr3)
I wonder if Ghostbusters borrowed from it. Nathaire / the Colossus stomps a lot of churches, but is brought down from the roof of the cathedral at Vyones.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 17, 2017 10:23 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 10:24 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 17, 2017 10:18 PM (D2vc1)
Yum...cat and pigeon!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2017 10:24 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 17, 2017 10:25 PM (qJhUV)
Am I the only one who thinks Carl's Jr is bland crap?
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 17, 2017 10:25 PM (1jZZB)
Thanks and I'll see you all again on June 6th.
Posted by: Curious at May 17, 2017 10:17 PM (NACkC)
Wow, too bad you don't have that internet thingy so you could check this out for yourself. But, hey, furiously marking my calendar for 6/6.
Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 10:25 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Peaches at May
no, not TX, I scored! an assignment that has me touring the garden spots of the rust belt! so it is like NYC but depressing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 10:25 PM (cPsPa)
Email from Hillary to Syd Blumenthal:
The FBI director hardly need to be informed that the FBI had conducted an investigation that was already over and exonerated Petraeus. The reason Cantor was informed was that the FBI agent was outraged that Petraeus was exonerated or being exonerated. Cantor informed Mueller to put him on notice and pressure him--creating the series of events that in fact occurred--informing Clapper and forcing Petraeus out. What began as an investigation into Broadwell's emails escalated and was transformed into an October Surprise that failed. But the timing did not work out to turn the election.
In other words, Mueller was pressured to take out Patraeus.
Via wikileaks
Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 10:25 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 10:20 PM (cPsPa)
Both high-end fast-food burgers and gourmet burgers?
Because that is the true measure of the man.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2017 10:26 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 17, 2017 10:26 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 10:26 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 17, 2017 10:26 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 17, 2017 10:23 PM (rJUlF)
I forgot about them. We used to pass one on a drive through the Raleigh area (Mebane or so, probably) and would always make it a waypoint to stop and take a break. Yes, they were pretty good. Prided themselves on being fairly cheap and family friendly, too. I'd imagine feeding four people there is much cheaper than at 5 Guys, although it's probably different demographics being courted.
Posted by: Chigger, Fleas! at May 17, 2017 10:27 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 10:25 PM (cPsPa)
But way, way cheaper, amirite?
HI, BEBE!!!!! mwa, mwa, mwa
Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 10:27 PM (EgOr3)
Then I went in the same restaurant with my son a few months ago for dinner, and ordered the same burger.
Meh. So burger places, regardless of the price, are always kinda iffy.
If they literally just grilled the hamburger, it's usually pretty good. If it's been cooked under the heat lamp for a while, it will be dried out and kinda yucky.
When I was a kid and walked home from school for lunch, my Mom would fix me lunch, and sometimes it was a hamburger. My Mom kinda scorched everything, but I did like her hamburgers when they were just a little overdone on the outside. Crunchy, with a hint of charcoal.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 17, 2017 10:27 PM (S6Pax)
Fries are dirt cheap
Soda is dirt cheap as well
Mrs. Mis Hum & I can go to Culvers and have dinner for $15
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 10:28 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 17, 2017 10:28 PM (4ErVI)
I'll never get tired of seeing this handle. Really activates my almonds.
Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 17, 2017 10:28 PM (j72Tr)
hamburgers when they were just a little overdone on the outside.
Crunchy, with a hint of charcoal.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 17, 2017 10:27 PM (S6Pax)
=====================
My kids always knew when dinner was ready, because the smoke alarm would go on.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 10:29 PM (lwiT4)
If I can make a better burger at home then to me it's overrated. And I'm by no means any type of chef, just One Guy and a grill.
Posted by: freaked at May 17, 2017 10:12 PM (BO/km)
The only burgers I can make at home are microwaved frozen White Castles. Which aren't bad.
Posted by: rickl at May 17, 2017 10:29 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2017 10:29 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 17, 2017 10:28 PM (4ErVI)
Because she looks like a potato?
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 17, 2017 10:29 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 10:28 PM (ZTRlp)
Sams Club, three hotdog deals w/drinks and an ice cream with three spoons for $7. Can even get kraut and mustard (or catsup) if you're so inclined.
Posted by: Chigger, Fleas! at May 17, 2017 10:29 PM (fD1ST)
Because that is the true measure of the man.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May
well, I cannot match the fast food speed, being a one man shop and all, but I can recreate the product. You are right though. The high-end steakhouse burger is actually a lot easier to create than the Whopper of Baconator, they have a lot more going on with the condiments and vegetables.
By the way, I am not a burger snob, I like almost all of them, though I prefer my fast food burgers made by energetic high school kids in nicer suburbs.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 10:30 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2017 10:29 PM (zLDYs)
Roto-Rooter already has that covered.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 17, 2017 10:30 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at May 17, 2017 10:30 PM (Ojki1)
On the other hand, Petraeus - although excellent as a theatre tactician - wasn't a friend to the overall existential struggle for Western civilisation. He was big on Religion Of Peace dogma.
Also, Petraeus was a loose cannon, or at least had one of those in his pants (most of the time)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 17, 2017 10:30 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 17, 2017 10:31 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 17, 2017 10:28 PM (4ErVI)
Because she looks like a potato?
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 17, 2017 10:29 PM (CNHr1)
That's her boyfriend Bobby. He works the chutes at the rodeo.
Posted by: mx4 at May 17, 2017 10:31 PM (ILgR9)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 10:19 PM (lwiT4)"
Compared to the whirlwind at our house the past 48 hours, it will be positively bucolic.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 17, 2017 10:31 PM (Ss6r7)
Posted by: GOULD at May 17, 2017 10:12 PM (hX2gM)
According to Idiocracy, they'll morph into Buttfuckers anytime now.
Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2017 10:32 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 17, 2017 10:32 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 17, 2017 10:32 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: GOULD at May 17, 2017 10:33 PM (hX2gM)
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at May 17, 2017 10:20 PM (o+uFg)
++++
She got religion later in life. She even refused to perform some of her old hits because they conflicted with her new beliefs.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 17, 2017 10:33 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 17, 2017 10:32 PM (KP5rU)
=======================
I love their pork tenderloin sandwich. You can't get those much anymore.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 10:33 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 17, 2017 10:28 PM (4ErVI)
I just Binged her. She is odd-looking, to say the least.
Posted by: rickl at May 17, 2017 10:34 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 10:30 PM (cPsPa)
Yup.
It's not a high-end product. it's a damned patty of ground beef.
Although...David Boulud's Bistro Burger is incredible.
And I agree that the fast-food version is actually a tougher burger to nail.
The gourmet burger is just a function of ingredients.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2017 10:34 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 17, 2017 10:28 PM (4ErVI)
Because she looks like a potato?
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 17, 2017 10:29 PM (CNHr1)<<<
Back of the line. I was here first.
Posted by: Amy "Mrs. Potatohead" Schumer at May 17, 2017 10:34 PM (nHbAq)
California is poised to end the ban on actual and literal Communists being government employees.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=13433
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 17, 2017 10:34 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2017 10:35 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at May 17, 2017 10:35 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: The Earf at May 17, 2017 10:36 PM (Tyii7)
I live in NYC with my cats and we all agree our local bistros make the best burgers in the world.
Posted by: Curious at May 17, 2017 10:36 PM (NACkC)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 17, 2017 10:28 PM (4ErVI)
Because she looks like a potato?
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 17, 2017 10:29 PM (CNHr1)<<<
Back of the line. I was here first.
Posted by: Amy "Mrs. Potatohead" Schumer at May 17, 2017 10:34 PM (nHbAq)
I'll do it!
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 17, 2017 10:36 PM (qJhUV)
I use to really like Culvers but I think my tastes have changed, though I
still like Hardees 6 dollar burger...and am old enough to remember when
that was a clever name, not the actual price.
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at May 17, 2017 10:35 PM (Ojki1)
Ahem.
Posted by: Motel 6 at May 17, 2017 10:36 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: grammie winger
My Mom treated us like gods. We got a burnt offering every meal.
I could tell when she really over cooked a dinner, because my Dad would scowl and say...."Where's the ketchup?"
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 17, 2017 10:36 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 17, 2017 10:37 PM (j72Tr)
Posted by: rickl at May 17, 2017 10:37 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 10:09 PM (ZO497)
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Do NOT go to the Asheville Fuddruckers, it is disgusting.
Posted by: MAGA"
Went there once about 13 years ago. Not since.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 17, 2017 10:37 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: biancaneve at May 17, 2017 10:38 PM (A/iod)
Thank you, ma'am.
Actually, you do know me, but under another mic (long story).
Joyce is my 53 yr old baby Sister, diagnosed with inoperable brain tumor in January. Still with us (Baruch HaShem), don't know for how much longer. Been doing updates a few times a week since January.
The Horde has - of course! - been amazingly supportive and loving.
Posted by: ibguy at May 17, 2017 10:38 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at May 17, 2017 10:38 PM (7DvWC)
2. Steak and Shake Butter Burger
/if I stroke out, I won't have to listen to all this Democrat bullshit.
Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 10:39 PM (BPeNq)
They put the burger together complete with lettuce, tomato, mayo, etc. and then dipped it in batter for I don't know, 30 seconds or so.
It came out and was served covered with fried batter. You had to cut it open and then in sections to eat it.
It was huge, and it was spectacular.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 17, 2017 10:39 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2017 10:39 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 17, 2017 10:39 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: GOULD
There are a couple of those in Columbus, and the eating is usually very good.
We were on vacation in the Black Hills 20 years ago, and stayed at Silver Lake Lodge (incredibly beautiful location) and the food at the lodge was literally out of this world. A bunch of variations on Bison: burgers, steaks, etc.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 17, 2017 10:39 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 17, 2017 10:39 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 17, 2017 10:40 PM (KFYwl)
California is poised to end the ban on actual and literal Communists being government employees.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=13433
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 17, 2017 10:34 PM (vBeA5)
I'd say they've been winking at that law for decades. That horse left the barn a long, long time ago.
Posted by: rickl at May 17, 2017 10:40 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Curious at May 17, 2017 10:36 PM (NACkC)
Really?
So you aren't a banned commenter from the Philly area who is very bad at taking a hint?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2017 10:40 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2017 10:35 PM (ANIFC)
Holy crap. My mom used to make something similar but only because we were poor and she was figuring out ways to make stuff a little different and/or taste a bit better.
She'd mix the onion soup powder in the ground beef, cook the burger on the griddle, and then put a slice of Kraft on, add a couple of ice cubes, and cover it with a bowl. Now that I think about it she must've put it on the bun somewhere, too, because the buns would be steamed, and the cheese would be melted, browned, and bonded to the bun.
I'd forgotten about those. Looks like I know what I'm cooking this weekend.
Posted by: Chigger, Fleas! at May 17, 2017 10:40 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: MAGA
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In fairness, that might be said about much of Asheville. But that's just my opinion.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 10:40 PM (ZO497)
so anyway, it seems that the earlier I add the peppers in the process, the later their flavor hits the tongue. Is that true? I was wondering if adding the peppers right after I have browned the beef enables them to combine with the beef in a way that delays their appearance in the tasting process?
anyone?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 10:40 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: colfax mingo at May 17, 2017 10:40 PM (FLjWH)
Which is mixing so well with the general depression and near daily panic attacks.
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at May 17, 2017 10:14 PM (Ojki1)
I am so very sorry. Depression and panic attacks are horrible things. If you're not seeing a psychiatrist, please do--they can treat you in ways that primary care physicians can't.
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (CBT) is absolutely necessary to help with panic attacks. There are several great books but it helps to see a good therapist trained in CBT as well.
I need a better system of managing a prayer list for the Horde. Keeping it in my head just isn't cutting it.
Many blessings to you.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 17, 2017 10:41 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May
was going to say you could have ended the sentence at Asheville.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 10:41 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 17, 2017 10:39 PM (D2vc1)
Wow. It sounds completely disgusting but I'm gonna trust your judgment on this. Now I want one.
Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 10:41 PM (EgOr3)
Checks Wiki.
Huh, how about that.
And 6 bucks was the equivalent of 48 bucks today. Man, inflation...
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at May 17, 2017 10:42 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 17, 2017 10:42 PM (j72Tr)
He must fancy himself part of it, now.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 17, 2017 10:42 PM (/OqVH)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 17, 2017 10:42 PM (66CWr)
5-guys fries are similar, floppy and with skin.
Posted by: Vrag Naroda at May 17, 2017 10:42 PM (17QyB)
back yard and the Smith's tomato plants. What would our Founding
Fathers say?"
Arm yourselves.
Posted by: Long Running Fool at May 17, 2017 10:42 PM (+JV0f)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 17, 2017 10:42 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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At the old beachery site?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 10:42 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: The Dingoes at May 17, 2017 10:43 PM (PC6pJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 10:43 PM (ZO497)
It broke 90 today. It's 80 right now. Hate it.
Tomorrow I'll be adding a can of R-134 to my AC system just to keep it ice cold.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 17, 2017 10:43 PM (j3kFd)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2017 10:43 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 17, 2017 10:44 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer"
There was one Asian restaurant on the upper end of tunnel road that was horrendous. It wasn't there long.
There was also a fish place a little ways down from it that smelled like rancid oil had permeated the walls.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 17, 2017 10:44 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Curious at May 17, 2017 10:36 PM (NACkC)
I've scrolled past two or three answers. I'm beginning to think that's not the point, though.
Posted by: Chigger, Fleas! at May 17, 2017 10:44 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 17, 2017 10:39 PM (D2vc1)<<<
Oh, we're definitely still doing phrasing.
Posted by: Sterling Archer at May 17, 2017 10:44 PM (nHbAq)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
=============================
They opened one in Kenosha about two or three years ago. Their burgers are good - and big. I eat half and take the other half home.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 10:44 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at May 17, 2017 10:44 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2017 10:45 PM (TRzoP)
He must fancy himself part of it, now.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 17, 2017 10:42 PM (/OqVH)
++++
He Twitters with the best of them.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 17, 2017 10:45 PM (R+30W)
I'm in LA (CA) and have been freezing my scrawny ass off for days now. I would kill for 80. In fact, I have the space heater running right now. In May. sigh
Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 10:45 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: colfax mingo at May 17, 2017 10:45 PM (FLjWH)
Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 17, 2017 10:45 PM (j72Tr)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 17, 2017 10:45 PM (j3kFd)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
Bebes! Give me a minute.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 10:45 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,
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'bleachery', dammit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,"
Yes, dammit
Beside the Kohl's.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 17, 2017 10:46 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2017 10:46 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at May 17, 2017 10:46 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 17, 2017 10:45 PM (j72Tr)
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Oh my gosh. The best meal I ever ate was at P.F. Changs.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 10:46 PM (lwiT4)
Did they just adjective a noun?
Did I just verb a noun?
Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2017 10:47 PM (qUNWi)
Isn't it funny how abundant meaty animals are terrible foods?
Pigeons, those stupid kibby fish, and he worst winged creatures of all, Canadian Geese.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 17, 2017 10:47 PM (j3kFd)
He must fancy himself part of it, now.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 17, 2017 10:42 PM (/OqVH)
Allahpundit is literally NwverTrumper boipucci.
Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 17, 2017 10:48 PM (j72Tr)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 17, 2017 10:39 PM (D2vc1)
Oh, we're definitely still doing phrasing.
Posted by: Sterling Archer at May 17, 2017 10:44 PM (nH
NO!!!!! The response is " that's what she said!"
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 17, 2017 10:48 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 17, 2017 10:47 PM (j3kFd)
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I ran over a Canadian goose yesterday. To be fair, it was already dead. Still.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 10:48 PM (lwiT4)
Once you eat P.F. Changs Chinese food, it's impossible to eat any other Chinese food
Is this true?
In the supermarket freezer and at Costco they sell PF Changs chinese pre-made dishes that look really good.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 17, 2017 10:48 PM (j3kFd)
Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 17, 2017 10:48 PM (KFYwl)
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at May 17, 2017 10:48 PM (Ojki1)
Beside the Kohl's.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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Okay, dammit.
Don't get over that way very often. It's about time for a trip to Mr. K's Books, so that's in the neighborhood.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 10:49 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 17, 2017 10:45 PM (j72Tr)
P.F. Changs is good stuff. Sign up for their email list. You'll get BOGO offers about once a month, plus something free for your birthday.
Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2017 10:49 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 17, 2017 10:49 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: MAGA
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In fairness, that might be said about much of Asheville. But that's just my opinion.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 10:40 PM (ZO497)
Ha! I love Asheville (for those of you who know the area, I went to WWC, pretty much a commune with a college theme). But it's like what I say about San Francisco - great city, but absolutely crawling with San Franciscans.
Lived in Austin for a bit. Austin and Asheville always reminded me a lot of each other. Lovely but insane.
Posted by: mx4 at May 17, 2017 10:49 PM (ILgR9)
So you aren't a banned commenter from the Philly area who is very bad at taking a hint?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2017 10:40 PM (rF0hx)
CBD with a shot across the bow....
Posted by: Vrag Naroda at May 17, 2017 10:49 PM (17QyB)
Posted by: Who Was Phone?
It's good, but it's not THAT good. I've actually had some pretty good meals.....in China (is that Chinese food?). And also some pretty weird meals there too.
P.F. is Paul Francis, and he lives in some high end community in Scottsdale, Arizona.
And he's not Chinese, either.
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at May 17, 2017 10:49 PM (S6Pax)
Which is mixing so well with the general depression and near daily panic attacks.
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Completely understand. I'm in a fuck it burn it to the ground mood with a hint of k*ll them all and let God sort it out.
Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 10:49 PM (BPeNq)
There's one in La Porte near the office. They have a developmentally challenged person working for them. Always roars, "Welcome to Whattaburger" when you walk in. Brings your order. Brings the
condiments. Hustles. Takes pride in his work.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2017 10:49 PM (FOnk+)
list. You'll get BOGO offers about once a month, plus something free for
your birthday.
Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2017 10:49 PM (ANIFC)
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Seriously? I'm on it - thanks!
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 10:50 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 17, 2017 10:50 PM (hscyr)
I left work at 4pm and it was 94 degrees. Disgusting.
Heat just brings me Down. It saps the life-force out of me.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 17, 2017 10:50 PM (j3kFd)
Posted by: GOULD at May 17, 2017 10:50 PM (hX2gM)
Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at May 17, 2017 10:50 PM (7DvWC)
Once you eat P.F. Changs Chinese food, it's impossible to eat any other Chinese food
Is this true?
In the supermarket freezer and at Costco they sell PF Changs chinese pre-made dishes that look really good.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 17, 2017 10:48 PM (j3kFd)
The restaurant is out of this world. I suggest starting there. Their supermarket freezer food is hit or miss. Also the portions are tiny compared to PF Chang's live in concert.
Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 17, 2017 10:51 PM (j72Tr)
Posted by: Who Was Phone?"
Way too long of a wait.
Plus, every time I hear the name I remember the South Park episode where Stan's dad gets the world record for the largest crap.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 17, 2017 10:51 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2017 10:51 PM (+QhzW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 10:51 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at May 17, 2017 10:52 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Chigger, Fleas! at May 17, 2017 10:52 PM (fD1ST)
And rats, too.
There are literally millions of rats in New York City and Boston. Big ones, too.
But we can't eat them.
Someday we might have to, tho.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 17, 2017 10:52 PM (j3kFd)
Too bad you will not survive the apocalypse.
Posted by: colfax mingo at May 17, 2017 10:53 PM (FLjWH)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 17, 2017 10:53 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 10:53 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Pirate Wench at May 17, 2017 10:53 PM (KFYwl)
Not a total shut out for Pittsburgh tonight. The Pirates beat the Nationals 6-1.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 17, 2017 10:53 PM (xrrru)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Same here. After it passes 80 deg. I begin to lose all inspiration to do anything outside.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 10:54 PM (ZO497)
It's alright, but pricey.
Yeah, it's not cheap. But probably half of what you'd pay if you went there or got Take Out.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 17, 2017 10:54 PM (j3kFd)
Maybe I'm just spoiled by the plethora of fine authentic Chinese restaurants near me.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 17, 2017 10:55 PM (/OqVH)
But we can't eat them.
Someday we might have to, tho.
Posted by: Soothsayer
Or maybe.... each other. It would be.....medieval.
Posted by: Col Andrew Tanner, USAF at May 17, 2017 10:55 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 17, 2017 10:55 PM (G8B7r)
Add 4-5 strips of bacon, sharp cheddar cheese, and surround it all with a Dunkin Donuts glazed donut as the bun.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at May 17, 2017 10:55 PM (nHbAq)
Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 17, 2017 10:55 PM (j72Tr)
And yeah shibumi, that sounds like the zip code I've been in for quite a while now.
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at May 17, 2017 10:55 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 17, 2017 10:56 PM (vRcUp)
Pigeon and Canada Geese, or any other geese for that matter, are tasty. You just have to know how to prepare and cook them.
Yeah, you hear this about a lot of disgusting stuff such as snakes and varmints.
Oh, and Pickerel.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 17, 2017 10:56 PM (j3kFd)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2017 10:56 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2017 10:56 PM (+QhzW)
Oh what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old dingoes. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred.
Posted by: Dingo the Shrubber at May 17, 2017 10:56 PM (PC6pJ)
Pickerel? That's the bony fish, yes?
Maybe pickerel is good eating, but the bones are ridiculous.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 17, 2017 10:56 PM (j3kFd)
Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 17, 2017 10:58 PM (j72Tr)
http://tinyurl.com/lrajoag
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 17, 2017 10:58 PM (Nwg0u)
And yes, they are pricey.
And yes, the fries are a bit greasy.
And yes, your arteries WILL clog just looking at the food.
But, I DO like the burgers. Just not every day.
In-N-Out is a thing. We go there once each time we visit Vegas - something different for me, since they are not in the Midwest.
And yes, Top 500!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 17, 2017 10:58 PM (8iiMU)
Just about everything is, especially at the prices they are charging now.
Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2017 10:58 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 17, 2017 10:59 PM (j72Tr)
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at May 17, 2017 11:00 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2017 11:00 PM (TRzoP)
Posted by: Pickerel at May 17, 2017 11:00 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Bete
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Batten down the hatches.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 11:01 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 11:01 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 17, 2017 10:58 PM (j72Tr)
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It tastes disgusting, but that's better than it looks.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2017 11:01 PM (TRzoP)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 11:01 PM (ZTRlp)
Most Chinese Chinese stuff is really dead-simple to cook.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 17, 2017 11:01 PM (2qdBt)
Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2017 11:01 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 17, 2017 11:02 PM (KP5rU)
Now I want a chili cheeseburger.
Chili, or Gray's Mango Chutney also sounded good.
Yello, mellow fellows and femmows!
Posted by: mindful webworker - is it me in here or is it just chili? at May 17, 2017 11:02 PM (hGZJP)
Posted by: GT 5.0 at May 17, 2017 11:02 PM (Nk0GK)
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at May 17, 2017 11:03 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Who Was Phone?
I don't know if there is anything like Authentic Chinese food. Even in China, there is a huge variation depending on where you are. In the south and southeast, everything is served with rice.
In the north and especially the northwest of China, it's wheat country, and everything is served with noodles. Some Chinese food is incredibly good, some is incredibly disgusting or divergent from Western tastes.
The "non genuine" parts of Chinese food in America is that there is usually a lot more meat protein of all kinds in American "Chinese food"; more chicken, more pork, more fish and shrimp. And especially beef, which you rarely seen in China, outside of restaurants that cater to Westerners. While there is a lot of good Chinese food in China, there is usually a lot less meat in a meal. Usually a lot of fresh vegetables (good), peanuts of various types, some meat (sometimes....a mystery!). But usually chicken or pork, unless you are near the ocean, and sometimes get fish or shellfish.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 17, 2017 11:04 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: GT 5.0
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Please advise re smashed avocado on toast.
Posted by: Aussie millenial at May 17, 2017 11:04 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Bete the deplorable
google it
google it
google it
then google fat apron
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 11:04 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: navybrat at May 17, 2017 11:05 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Bete the deplorable
you are in a tornado, what else are you going to do?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 11:05 PM (cPsPa)
Bete it isn't scary
I looked
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 11:05 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: NCKate at May 17, 2017 11:05 PM (KDsfS)
Or maybe I'm a cheapskate. Don't care. I want maximum bang for my buck. I'll stick to Chinese buffets.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 17, 2017 11:06 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at May 17, 2017 11:06 PM (Ojki1)
A country boy can survive. Plus pigeons shit on the hay in the loft and have to be killed. Eat what you kill or refrain from eating. City people will not survive unless they learn better. Yeah, I know I am just a knuckle dragging old bitter clinger.
Posted by: colfax mingo at May 17, 2017 11:06 PM (FLjWH)
103 San Francisco No Longer Belongs to Americans
http://politicalhat.com/?p=13386
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 17, 2017 10:05 PM (vBeA5)
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*shocked face*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2017 11:07 PM (EZebt)
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I've been to Hong Kong.
1. There is something in their Soy Sauce that makes it better than humanly possible and is probably addictive.
2. Dumpling. Yum.
3. Congee. Milk soup for breakfast with unspeakable things in it.
Chinese regularly eat things we don't even think of eating and immediately throw away.
/at the Night Market: Look, deep fried chicken feel standing up! Right next to a booth selling dildos! What a magical place!
Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 11:07 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: NCKate
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Did you catch the dust-up over Thom Tillis doing a face-plant?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 11:07 PM (OdK9v)
the 5 bucks and barely real food stuff in the little take out containers
at Wally world.
For frozen dinner for two they're not bad price wise. Our favorite, Shanghai Beef, can't be found anywhere around here any more. I always add about a half cup or so of extra water to them when making so the sauce is thinner and pour them over rice from the rice cooker. Quick easy and not too costly meal for my wife and I.
Posted by: geoffb5 at May 17, 2017 11:07 PM (d3wbb)
Not one single "Americanized" dish on the menu. No Egg Fu Yung, no Chop Suey, no Beef & Broccoli, etc.
My waitress was so fresh-off-the-plane, she needed an interpreter to do her job. (she was a smokin' hot cutie, it was worth the trouble just to have her smiling in my direction!)
The ambience of the place was certainly above business casual, too. Coat and tie isn't "required", but a guy would feel a bit out of place, without.
I had the Shrimp Four Way. Presentation would easily put a cruise ship's display to shame. And it was absolutely delicious.
They get deliveries of stuff flown in from Taiwan, daily, or nearly so.
Don't know if they're still around, but the times I was in Tulsa, I'd make damn sure not to miss 'em.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 17, 2017 11:07 PM (v5iqM)
Now I want a chili cheeseburger.
Chili, or Gray's Mango Chutney also sounded good.
Yello, mellow fellows and femmows!
Posted by: mindful webworker - is it me in here or is it just chili? at May 17, 2017 11:02 PM (hGZJP)
Yeah the sleeping pill I'm supposed to start taking says is to be taken on an empty stomach. Don't think that's gonna happen tonight.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 17, 2017 11:08 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Bete the deplorable
"Cognitive Behavioral Therapy"
but do NOT google fat apron
Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 11:08 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 11:08 PM (cPsPa)
/at the Night Market: Look, deep fried chicken feet standing up! Right next to a booth selling dildos! What a magical place!
Posted by: shibumi
Okay, that made me laugh because it's true!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 17, 2017 11:09 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 17, 2017 11:09 PM (j3kFd)
but do NOT google fat apron
Posted by: shibumi at May
well, only deepening my embarrassment, but you got the wrong one.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 11:09 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: shibumi
Next Hillary sighting? Hong Kong
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 11:10 PM (ZTRlp)
That's what I'm talking about -- eating city critters that live off TRASH.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 17, 2017 11:10 PM (j3kFd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2017 11:10 PM (TRzoP)
I would not recommend CBT in a tornado unless you have health and life insurance.
Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 17, 2017 11:10 PM (j72Tr)
First time I ever went hunting was with my dad
We were.on a farm.north of Ann Arbor, shooting pigeons for the farmer.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2017 11:10 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: navybrat at May 17, 2017 11:10 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at May 17, 2017 11:11 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Infidel at May 17, 2017 11:11 PM (ie8tB)
First time I ever went hunting was with my dad
We were.on a farm.north of Ann Arbor, shooting pigeons for the farmer.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2017 11:10 PM (rF0hx)
Kosher?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 11:12 PM (ZTRlp)
Lot's of stuff we don't consider "food" at all.
Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2017 11:12 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 11:12 PM (NBHj5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 17, 2017 11:13 PM (1jZZB)
It is bloody well obvious Hillary is a misogynist and most Americans won't vote for one.
Case closed.
Posted by: WarEagle82 at May 17, 2017 11:13 PM (xUc0d)
Okay, that made me laugh because it's true!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 17, 2017 11:09 PM
110% True.
It would have taken a picture, but it was the first night I was there, and I was trying to make sure I wasn't mugged/killed/in danger.
Also, at 5'7" or so, while standing in the subway, gazing over the heads of EVERYONE, I realized that I was the tallest person in the entire nation. Except for the Indian dude selling custom suits.
Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 11:14 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 17, 2017 11:08 PM (D2vc1
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If it is Ambien or a generic, the tablet can be placed under your tongue if you can handle 10 minutes of a chemical taste in your mouth until it dissolves.
You will still get knocked out, probably even moreso than before.
Posted by: GOULD at May 17, 2017 11:15 PM (hX2gM)
Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 11:07 PM (BPeNq)
This is how World War Z started if I recall.
Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 17, 2017 11:15 PM (j72Tr)
I suppose "loathes" would be the more apt term.
Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2017 11:15 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at May 17, 2017 11:15 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 11:12 PM (ZTRlp)
Of course. I think all birds are kosher.
Hmm....Maybe not.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2017 11:15 PM (rF0hx)
I don't know if there is anything like Authentic Chinese food. Even in China, there is a huge variation depending on where you are.
Yeah. What is American food?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2017 11:15 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 17, 2017 11:16 PM (1jZZB)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 17, 2017 11:16 PM (/cEXt)
True re. Petraeus. But sounds like Mueller did what was asked.
Posted by: gracepc at May 17, 2017 11:17 PM (OU4q6)
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Really? Most of the Western restaurants do not serve breakfast soup with things like frog hearts and bull intenstines. But maybe it's different where you live...
Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 11:17 PM (BPeNq)
Yeah.
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at May 17, 2017 11:17 PM (TRzoP)
https://tinyurl.com/kfqqajb
and
https://tinyurl.com/mj7nvts
Yummy.
and not a bad tune, either.
Posted by: Moron What Has a Crush and A Restraining Order at May 17, 2017 11:17 PM (XHDeu)
Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2017 11:18 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 11:18 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Moron What Has a Crush and A Restraining Order at May 17, 2017 11:18 PM (XHDeu)
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at May 17, 2017 11:18 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: navybrat at May 17, 2017 11:20 PM (w7KSn)
Edible if you're down to nothing
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 11:18 PM (ZTRlp)
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I'd eat a pigeon over a rat, but I'd go vegetarian over a pigeon. Nasty birds.
Posted by: bluebell at May 17, 2017 11:20 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at May
post some?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 11:20 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 11:20 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Many things become edible at that point.
Posted by: The Donner Party at May 17, 2017 11:21 PM (zEM3F)
However best Subs were from a place in Bloomington called Dagwoods.
I used to go to a record store near that place.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2017 11:21 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2017 10:56 PM
"Hey Mike, where's my sub?"
"Just fish it out of the oil bucket."
Posted by: My Every Trip to Jersey Mike's at May 17, 2017 11:21 PM (toi7g)
Past your bedtime? What are you doing up young lady?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 11:22 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2017 11:22 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 11:22 PM (ZTRlp)
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Sox are in extra innings. Going up soon, I promise, Dad!
Posted by: bluebell at May 17, 2017 11:22 PM (sBOL1)
Storm here is bullshit. I like thunder, lightening, hellfire, etc.
I want Thor reigning down if we're gonna be under a T-Storm/Tornado warning ya dig?
Also, well done ONT as always MH.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 17, 2017 11:23 PM (/cEXt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 11:23 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2017 11:22 PM (rF0hx)
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Meanie
Posted by: bluebell at May 17, 2017 11:23 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Alexander Marinesko at May 17, 2017 11:23 PM (TRzoP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 17, 2017 11:23 PM (1jZZB)
Cigarette butts and old chewing gum.
Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2017 11:24 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 11:25 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 11:25 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2017 11:26 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 11:26 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: bluebell at May 17, 2017 11:26 PM (sBOL1)
I'm tired of storms but Mother Nature
Thanks for the nice words
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 11:27 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: eleven
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Uh...maybe I need to examine my diet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 11:27 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: My Every Trip to Jersey Mike's at May 17, 2017 11:27 PM (toi7g)
So, the freelance boss has decided to keep working with the Narcissist; he knows I want nothing to do with him, and seems somewhat amenable to me withdrawing contact.
Today, out of NOWHERE, he compliments me on two recent articles (I'm a writer.) I get positive feedback maybe once a year.
Now, the second part of the saga:
A few weeks ago, I had to chat up my former boss, the pathological liar, and mentioned an article I was working on. His company put in a bid and didn't get it. Former boss then went off on a reallyl unprofessional tangent with me, and went on and on about how awful the project is, how terrible the people are involved in it, how horrible it looks, and how really, really bad his competitor, who worked on the project, is.
So, it's going to be our cover story for June.
Haw-haw!
Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 11:28 PM (BPeNq)
No.
That's be unusual cruelty, and if I am going to be banned I'd like to be in whatever altered mirror universe some other mostly unnamed poster goes to.
Sadly I don't seem to have the right drugs for that, but I am trying to embrace a desire to learn and try New things so maybe on that day. If my phone doesn't fly off or my laptop become a bison intent on sharing the secrets of the Colonel recipe with me that is.
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at May 17, 2017 11:28 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 11:28 PM (ZTRlp)
280 Once you eat P.F. Changs Chinese food, it's impossible to eat any other Chinese food
Posted by: Who Was Phone? at May 17, 2017 10:45 PM (j72Tr)
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Demonstrably false. And...P. F. Chang's is cultural appropriation.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2017 11:29 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 11:26 PM (cPsPa)
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Sometimes taxidermy is the only answer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2017 11:29 PM (TRzoP)
Posted by: NCKate at May 17, 2017 11:29 PM (KDsfS)
scooped him up, hopped in a cab and drove tho the ends of the island to the bird rescue. waited for two hours to have him seen. the vet looks at the injured bird, notices on leg is broken and the back toe on the same leg is broken. tears the back to off, puts a splint on the broken. zip zop, he is done. two weeks in the hotel and he is out again.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 11:30 PM (cPsPa)
Prager is a motherfucker dude, at least for me. I listen to him daily and I get PISSED at how he puts things I've felt forever.
So him putting obvious truths? That's the norm sir.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 11:27 PM (ZTRlp)
Our Mother shall heal us! And you're welcome!
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 17, 2017 11:30 PM (/cEXt)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 17, 2017 11:30 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 17, 2017 11:16 PM (1jZZB)<<<
Sadder... every now and then I have to stop at McDonalds for two McDoubles, a McChicken, and small fries. $5.32.
So bad, but just. have. to. stop.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at May 17, 2017 11:30 PM (nHbAq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 11:31 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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Yeah, I rescued a dove once. After it healed up, I let it go. For several years, it would turn up in the yard every spring. At least I assume it was the same bird, it was always in the same spot.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 11:31 PM (OdK9v)
Don't live in a city. Its a none issue for me. We eat pigeons that nest in the hay barn, including the young ones. Its food, waste not want not. When we slaughter chickens or lambs, we eat everything including chicken feet and all of the lambs except the intestines. Older sheep, beyond lamb bearing age the same.
A country boy can survive. I embrace the apocalypse. Me and mine will survive.
Posted by: colfax mingo at May 17, 2017 11:31 PM (FLjWH)
And attitude
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 11:28 PM (ZTRlp)
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The tv is fine. It's my eyes.
If this goes into the next inning I think I'll have to go pitch for them. They're pretty much done.
Posted by: bluebell at May 17, 2017 11:31 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 17, 2017 11:31 PM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 17, 2017 11:32 PM (/cEXt)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 17, 2017 11:32 PM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2017 11:22 PM (rF0hx)<<<
grammiewinger's not going to like that.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at May 17, 2017 11:32 PM (nHbAq)
Posted by: colfax mingo at May 17, 2017 11:33 PM (FLjWH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2017 11:34 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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http://tinyurl.com/m9rsdl7
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 11:34 PM (OdK9v)
scooped him up, hopped in a cab and drove tho the ends of the island to the bird rescue. waited for two hours to have him seen. the vet looks at the injured bird, notices on leg is broken and the back toe on the same leg is broken. tears the back to off, puts a splint on the broken. zip zop, he is done. two weeks in the hotel and he is out again.
--
Back in the day, my grandpa, raised in the old country on a farm, put a splint on an injured bird and nursed it back to health. When it was healed, he flew circles over the house a few times, as if to say thank you.
/you did a nice thing.
Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 11:34 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at May 17, 2017 11:34 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 11:34 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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Indiana? Illinois?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 11:34 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at May 17, 2017 11:35 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2017 11:36 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: mx4 at May 17, 2017 10:49 PM (ILgR9)
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Boy oh boy, no love for the city from teh horde tonite.
No worries, I mutter the same thing under my breath about 10 times a day.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2017 11:36 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 17, 2017 11:38 PM (Xjnqp)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 17, 2017 11:38 PM (GNSon)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone
Cheer up, Bro. We've all had down times. Just come here and get it off your chest.
Tomorrow will be better.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at May 17, 2017 11:38 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 17, 2017 11:39 PM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2017 11:26 PM (IqV8l)
There were so many poster/music/book/Head sips on Indiana that it is hard to keep em straight. White Rabbit was the one that also sold lecture notes.
They tore a lot of that out for a new something or other.
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 17, 2017 11:39 PM (1jZZB)
The Sparrow
A Confederacy of Dunces
Shelley's Heart
Guard of Honor
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2017 10:08 PM (CKGym)
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The Sparrow
*shudders*
Posted by: Moron What Has a 2nd Post in a Year and Crush and A Restraining Order at May 17, 2017 11:39 PM (XHDeu)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 17, 2017 11:39 PM (p5Y9F)
I live across the bay from you. Your city has... well...
good head shops. So there's that.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 17, 2017 11:40 PM (toi7g)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 17, 2017 11:40 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
probably was, animals are smart.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 11:40 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2017 11:41 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: shibumi at May
memorizing the location.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 11:42 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: NCKate at May 17, 2017 11:42 PM (KDsfS)
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at May 17, 2017 11:42 PM (Ojki1)
But as I say, that was in a galaxy far far away and a long long time ago. I first moved into a trailer in Cascade Park in 1977.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2017 11:42 PM (IqV8l)
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"assuming" milk... was too frightened to actually try to congee...
Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 11:44 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2017 11:44 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2017 11:44 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May
Aw shucks MissTammy. I can't be as big a dick outside the hq as I am at the hq; I use it all up here.
I am a terrible sucker for injured animals.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 11:44 PM (cPsPa)
Very true!
*suddenly reverses course while in the middle of crossing the road, scampering directly back into danger*
Posted by: typical squirrel at May 17, 2017 11:45 PM (wpC7C)
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 17, 2017 11:45 PM (1jZZB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 11:42 PM
You're probably right.
"Bird Hospital with Free Food HERE."
Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 11:45 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: AnnaS at May 17, 2017 11:45 PM (l4l/z)
Posted by: navybrat at May 17, 2017 11:05 PM (w7KSn)
It wasn't Montana, but I have heard of that. Been a few years and don't remember the specifics except that you need to have a good size deep freeze on hand.
And I didn't.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at May 17, 2017 11:45 PM (G9MZN)
Posted by: Pete Seria at May 17, 2017 11:45 PM (lJW6d)
probably was, animals are smart.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 11:40 PM (cPsPa)
Like the old gentleman in Argentina (?) and his penguin. I cry every time I watch that.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 17, 2017 11:46 PM (p5Y9F)
Maybe AOP has been down in Okotoks.
Xer face looks like something from one of those Internet things about the 10 scariest things found in the ocean, #3 will freak you out.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 17, 2017 11:46 PM (nBr1j)
I once stopped in rush hour traffic to pick up a dog that had been hit by a car
Never saved a pigeon tho
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 11:47 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May
yeah that is a tearjerker
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 11:47 PM (cPsPa)
Maybe I am relieved that no one here is concerned......
Posted by: AnnaS
You must have missed the last couple of threads.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2017 11:48 PM (IqV8l)
Pearl clutching proceeding a-pace in previous threads....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 17, 2017 11:48 PM (p5Y9F)
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1. I think Drudge has gone full NEVER TRUMP!!!
2. It's just too stressful to keep going over
3. The MSM lies about everything
4. There's nothing we can do except pray
Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 11:48 PM (BPeNq)
I just don't see what's changed.
Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2017 11:49 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: AnnaS at May 17, 2017 11:45 PM (l4l/z)
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Drudge has seemed to have gone NeverTrump. Not sure why, but I no longer go there.
Posted by: GOULD at May 17, 2017 11:49 PM (hX2gM)
Never saved a pigeon tho
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May
well, you get what comes your way. I noticed the piegon on the way to a meeting. he was still there after the meeting and he was still there when I went for coffee so I was kind of out of options. oddly his wings were fine.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 11:50 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: NCKate at May 17, 2017 11:50 PM (KDsfS)
Posted by: Moron What Has blah, blah, blah . . . at May 17, 2017 11:50 PM (XHDeu)
I can't speak for others, but I have decided to stop worrying about things I can't change.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 17, 2017 11:51 PM (rJUlF)
There's another one of a Hispanic lady somewhere who cared for another big cat, and she goes to visit and he remembers her and good lord I am just a weepy mess over stuff like that.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 17, 2017 11:51 PM (p5Y9F)
Can't tell if sarcasm or you just didn't read the last three or four threads. Panic has most definitely settled in. But ONT has always had its own vibe.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 17, 2017 11:51 PM (toi7g)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2017 11:51 PM (EZebt)
It's the ONT. we're all about booze/drugs, boobehs, hot men in kilts, shoes, guns & general silliness. Moose out front shoulda told you.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 17, 2017 11:51 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 11:51 PM (ZTRlp)
Re this Dick Cleaning Service. Does anyone have the number or e-mail for 'em?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 17, 2017 11:52 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 17, 2017 11:52 PM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 17, 2017 11:53 PM (ZTRlp)
Made it safely to work through the gauntlet of raccoons, armadillos, skunks, 'possums, deer, and feral pigs.
No sign of any chupacabras, though...
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 17, 2017 11:53 PM (cWLG9)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Luchini aka This Is It What at May 17, 2017 11:53 PM (/cEXt)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 17, 2017 11:53 PM (toi7g)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 11:55 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: MSTisdale at May 17, 2017 11:55 PM (g9d8D)
I've not had a single good meal in China, and I've been there weeks at a time. Even the meal I spent $150 on, just me, no alcohol, was terrible.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2017 11:56 PM (4aG2t)
good head shops. So there's that.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 17, 2017 11:40 PM (toi7g)
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*preens*
*wipes nose with back of hand*
Got a dollar?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2017 11:57 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May
snork!
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 11:57 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Origional Jake at May 17, 2017 11:57 PM (8K/LC)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 17, 2017 11:52 PM (p5Y9F)
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Take a look at Drudge these days. Not sure what is up with him, but the n
main page is full of negative Trump stories.
Posted by: GOULD at May 17, 2017 11:57 PM (hX2gM)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 17, 2017 11:57 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: bonhomme at May
you probably know this already but you are supposed to spend you money on the hooker and have her bring you the food. they know all the good places.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 11:58 PM (cPsPa)
And in the meantime, she makes Joe put on a blonde wig and pretend to be Kellyanne.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 17, 2017 11:58 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 17, 2017 11:58 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: NCKate at May 17, 2017 11:50 PM (KDsfS) fnord (KDsfS)
I'm not sure there's a measurable percentage of people in the world who have the first idea where their shit is.
I think I understand better why people become hermits now.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 17, 2017 11:58 PM (wB8Tg)
They've been funding riots since before he was elected, for fuck's sake.
Trump just fired the guy that they blame for Shrillary losing, and still they want his head on a platter.
They'd best be careful what they wish for.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 17, 2017 11:59 PM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: Jill Gwinn at May 17, 2017 11:59 PM (C06tc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 17, 2017 11:59 PM (1jZZB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 17, 2017 11:59 PM (cPsPa)
main page is full of negative Trump stories.
Posted by: GOULD at May 17, 2017 11:57 PM (hX2gM)
I need to break the Drudge habit immediately. He's been bringing me down for weeks now. And don't even get me started on Coulter.
Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 11:59 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 18, 2017 12:00 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2017 12:01 AM (EgOr3)
Eh, here is as much politics as I care to deal with anymore.
I am disappointed in Drudge if he's gone over, though.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 18, 2017 12:01 AM (p5Y9F)
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I did a bit of searching, and as it turns out, Drudge supposedly had a meeting with Trump.
Drudge gave Trump advice.
Trump probably didn't take it, and now Drudge is pissed.
Posted by: shibumi at May 18, 2017 12:01 AM (BPeNq)
You have never been the slightest bit dickish.
In the bad sort of way.
You are deliciously dickish in the proper manly sort of way.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 18, 2017 12:03 AM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 17, 2017 11:59 PM (1jZZB) fnord (1jZZB)
People have always misjudged him (and Fox). Fox Classic (as opposed to recent changes) was always sensationalist/marketing first, and getting extra eyes by covering *more subjects* than what the MFM did second.
Drudge is kind of the same way. Get more eyeballs by covering a wider spectrum - it's not that he's per-se partisan (though I think he is to an extent)... it's just that when MFM boycotts something and someone else covers it, everyone assumes that someone else is "conservative."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 18, 2017 12:03 AM (wB8Tg)
505 30 years ago today lost a good friend aboard the USS Stark hit by Iraqi Exocet. 35 total died. Not surprising, no mention at all by media.
Posted by: MSTisdale at May 17, 2017 11:55 PM (g9d8D)
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May his memory be a blessing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2017 12:03 AM (EZebt)
........
the 'migrants' in Germany know where their shit is, public places
that vid of a moslem chick shitting in the hallway of a hospital was way grody
Posted by: Origional Jake at May 18, 2017 12:03 AM (8K/LC)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 18, 2017 12:03 AM (p5Y9F)
"Bird Hospital with Free Food HERE."
Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 11:45 PM (BPeNq)
That might be a problem with regards to Bird Law.
Posted by: Charlie Kelly at May 18, 2017 12:04 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 18, 2017 12:04 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: jim at May 18, 2017 12:05 AM (gjGvH)
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I did a bit of searching, and as it turns out, Drudge supposedly had a meeting with Trump.
Drudge gave Trump advice.
Trump probably didn't take it, and now Drudge is pissed.
Posted by: shibumi at May 18, 2017 12:01 AM (BPeNq)
I think we've learned by now that Trump doesn't like being given advice. If you're not making him feel like the smartest guy in the room, he's not going to do what you say.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2017 12:05 AM (Vevy5)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 17, 2017 11:57 PM
Yes he is. And let me tell you what's happening. It's clear to me that the GOPe has already assured the Dems that Trump's impeachment is a done deal. And they've already made deals on what legislation will or won't get passed after Trump is gone.
They've leaked it to some friendly conservative news sites so they'll get "right with God" before the shit goes down. Everything that happens until then is well-scripted theater.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 18, 2017 12:05 AM (toi7g)
Good evening, good people.
Could we leave the pearl clutching politics somewhere else for a bit?
It is my birthday and I wish this for a present.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 18, 2017 12:05 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Peaches at May 17, 2017 11:59 PM (EgOr3)
*blinks*
Surely Ann hasn't jumped ship?!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 18, 2017 12:05 AM (p5Y9F)
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Or it could be something simple:
Drudge needs $$ and these stories are click bait
Drudge could be out of town/ in the hospital and is having someone else run the blog for him
Could be anything.
However, I'm no longer visiting
Posted by: shibumi at May 18, 2017 12:05 AM (BPeNq)
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 18, 2017 12:06 AM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: freaked
Ain't that the truth. I was all excited when about 5 years ago we got a 5 Guys opened up here. I was a 5G virgin, so after waiting a couple of weeks for the new and shiny crowds to die down, I headed on over.
Six Fucking Dollars for a burger? Without fries? Add an extra $4 for fries? Okay, I'll pass on the fires, gimme a burger.
It was good. I'll grant them that. I just ate lots of free peanuts to replace the fries. But I haven't been back.
Have I mentioned lately that I'm a cheapskate? Not once have I seen a 5G coupon. At buy 1, get 1 free I'd give 'em another shot.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 18, 2017 12:08 AM (wTwJ2)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 18, 2017 12:05 AM (toi7g) fnord (toi7g)
From a writer's perspective, this is all *very poorly* scripted.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 18, 2017 12:08 AM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 18, 2017 12:09 AM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 18, 2017 12:05 AM (p5Y9F)
Ann seems to be in a snit because The Wall wasn't built yesterday.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 18, 2017 12:09 AM (rJUlF)
Remember, they didn't just kill Seth Rich, but also Shawn Lucas, and Joe Montano. The link is the rigging of the convention and what that could mean for the survival of the DNC.
Seth Rich (died July 10th, 2016) leaked the Hillary emails to Wikileaks, which contained evidence which could be used to prove fraud at the convention.
Joe Montano (died July 25th, 2016) was the DNC chairman just before Wasserman Schultz took over. He could have been called as a witness.
Shawn Lucas (died Aug 2nd, 2016) spearheaded a class action lawsuit against the Wasserman Schultz rigging the DNC primary, stemming from Guccifer 2.0 leaked emails (prior to Wikileaks).
The motive to kill Seth was his knowledge of duplicate primary polling places used to manipulate the results.
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at May 18, 2017 12:09 AM (6sBpp)
Posted by: Origional Jake at May 18, 2017 12:09 AM (8K/LC)
Posted by: irongrampa at May 18, 2017 12:05 AM (S/hVx)
Happy birthday!!!! Do you want a special bday cupcake?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 18, 2017 12:10 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 18, 2017 12:10 AM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 18, 2017 12:05 AM (p5Y9F)
Drudge (ahem) has been all over it. Along with his new bff, Yahoo.HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IRONGRAMPA!!! Let's talk about boobehs. Or, you pick. :-)
Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2017 12:10 AM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Origional Jake at May 18, 2017 12:11 AM (8K/LC)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 18, 2017 12:11 AM (tHwdc)
Ya know, in order for Disco to make a comeback, they're gonna need a new Queen of Disco.
Chelsea is kinda between jobs atm, with the Clinton Graftnation sorta shut down.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 18, 2017 12:11 AM (wTwJ2)
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I saw this as well.
First problem is that Joe Montano was NEVER DNC chairman. He was an aide to Tim Kaine and a DNC staffer.
Posted by: shibumi at May 18, 2017 12:12 AM (BPeNq)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 18, 2017 12:13 AM (toi7g)
Yeah baby!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 18, 2017 12:13 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2017 12:14 AM (EZebt)
Could we leave the pearl clutching politics somewhere else for a bit?
It is my birthday and I wish this for a present.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 18, 2017 12:05 AM (S/hVx)
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Happy Birthday, and thank you for your inspirarational posts.
Posted by: GOULD at May 18, 2017 12:14 AM (hX2gM)
Have I mentioned lately that I'm a cheapskate?
That's why I won't go there. I have the money but don't feel like throwing it away.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2017 12:14 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 18, 2017 12:09 AM (rJUlF)
Frankly, so am I, but I haven't turned on him!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 18, 2017 12:15 AM (p5Y9F)
In the bad sort of way.
You are deliciously dickish in the proper manly sort of way.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May
you, dear lady, are far too kind. but, I will take it.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2017 12:15 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 18, 2017 12:15 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: shibumi at May 18, 2017 12:16 AM (BPeNq)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
Back atcha Ms. Tammy. And I see Peaches, and bebe, and a birthday boy IG, all in the last 50 comments. *waves*
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 18, 2017 12:16 AM (wTwJ2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 18, 2017 12:17 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Peaches at May
you are more sophisticated than the average consumer.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2017 12:17 AM (cPsPa)
I once stopped in rush hour traffic to pick up a dog that had been hit by a car
Never saved a pigeon tho
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Yeah, I stopped two lanes of traffic to pick up and move a box turtle that was crossing the road.
If we're lucky, St. Peter is taking notes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2017 12:17 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2017 12:18 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 18, 2017 12:18 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 18, 2017 12:18 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2017 12:18 AM (8NewS)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 18, 2017 12:18 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2017 12:19 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2017 12:19 AM (cPsPa)
Appreciate he birthday wishes, all. I'm only 27 minutes into the latest b'dy. so the fishing will wait until 6 or 6:30this morning. Promised myself some brookies for breakfast.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 18, 2017 12:20 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2017 12:20 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 18, 2017 12:18 AM (e9G8E)
I'm so sorry but her hormones probably need to be regulated. She's irking the snot outta me lately, even accounting for the fact that I am very easily irked.
Posted by: Peaches at May 18, 2017 12:20 AM (EgOr3)
Yea well, fuck 'em all, I am still a Trumpette!
I do wish construction had started on the wall and I do wish something had been done about OcrappyCare, but it's early days yet.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 18, 2017 12:20 AM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 18, 2017 12:20 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2017 12:20 AM (8NewS)
I do wish construction had started on the wall and I do wish something had been done about OcrappyCare, but it's early days yet.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May
yeah, even though Trump are not aligned on everything, at this point my primary political concern is that he succeeds. anyone standing in the way of that is not on my team.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2017 12:22 AM (cPsPa)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/864875902353760256
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/864875988517359616
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/864876073414266881
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/864876156503326720
Posted by: kbdabear at May 18, 2017 12:22 AM (AOrEZ)
Night, Bebe! Sleep sweet, darling girl!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 18, 2017 12:22 AM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 18, 2017 12:22 AM (WTSFk)
I don't think it's cheapskate to want a decent burger at a fair price.
Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2017 12:22 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 18, 2017 12:23 AM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 18, 2017 12:23 AM (WTSFk)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/864876243157733376
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/864876342436868097
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/864876419662401537
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/864876512121696256
Posted by: kbdabear at May 18, 2017 12:23 AM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 18, 2017 12:23 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 18, 2017 12:24 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2017 12:24 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 18, 2017 12:20 AM (p5Y9F)
*********************************
The group from State that signed the protest against Trump should have been fired the next day.
That China Shop bull ain't bust'n no glass.
Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2017 12:24 AM (GTeFT)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 18, 2017 12:25 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: cm9000 at May 18, 2017 12:27 AM (C06tc)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 18, 2017 12:28 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 18, 2017 12:28 AM (p5Y9F)
That's nice. You don't care about coups because Trump isn't to your liking.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 18, 2017 12:29 AM (toi7g)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 18, 2017 12:30 AM (p5Y9F)
Zerohedge is getting that way too.
I'm supposed to take my new sleep med on an empty stomach. I was starving tonight. So had to decide: sleep med, or leftover Taco Bueno taco dinner?
Taco Bueno won.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 18, 2017 12:31 AM (Jcg9Q)
For the love of God, no. I love the lady, but her voice makes nails on a chalk board sound like a choir of angels.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 18, 2017 12:32 AM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: Origional Jake at May 18, 2017 12:33 AM (8K/LC)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 18, 2017 12:33 AM (p5Y9F)
Yeah baby!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 18, 2017 12:13 AM (tHwdc)
Is it spring? It was so frigging hot today I thought we slammed right into summer.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2017 12:36 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 18, 2017 12:36 AM (TwwWO)
Again, remember, we're Americans, so you hold that head HIGH there is more than enough reason to now.
We'll make it, never despair. We are Americans, so the option of failure is denied us.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 18, 2017 12:38 AM (S/hVx)
I've got family coming in this weekend, and I still haven't cleaned the house. Gonna be scrambling tonight and tomorrow.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 18, 2017 12:45 AM (Tnhbr)
It is my birthday and I wish this for a present.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 18, 2017 12:05 AM (S/hVx)
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pussy grabbing is still on the table, right?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 18, 2017 12:45 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: freaked at May 17, 2017 09:44 PM (BO/km)
I just got home from a road trip to Red Deer, Alberta. Had a cheeseburger at Five Guys. $12.89 for a cheeseburger and little (but quite adequate) order of fries. It's a far better burger than McDonalds, and the fries are made from freshly-chipped local potatoes, not frozen. A Quarter-Pounder with cheese and large fries would run me over nine dollars, and I have to deal with all the annoying McD's bullshit. It's no contest.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2017 12:49 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 18, 2017 12:50 AM (TwwWO)
It is my birthday and I wish this for a present.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 18, 2017 12:05 AM (S/hVx)
Pearls of Great Price, vs. Political Swine.
This is easy, I.G. Pearls win. PEARLS WIN!
/harrycarry
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 18, 2017 12:51 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at May 18, 2017 12:52 AM (DpOmP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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And those are Imperial burgers and fries.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2017 12:55 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Nobody at May 18, 2017 12:56 AM (OwoKM)
Back in this part of PA, 5 Guys is pretty much the only option, but I just can't do it.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2017 12:56 AM (Vevy5)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 17, 2017 10:06 PM (e8kgV)
Funny, the words all appear to be English, but none of it makes sense.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2017 12:56 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: M at May 18, 2017 12:57 AM (WiPBb)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2017 12:36 AM (aMlLZ)
Spring, summer - whatever it takes!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 18, 2017 12:57 AM (tHwdc)
I'll take either one gladly. Both just have something the other places don't.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 18, 2017 01:01 AM (J+mig)
Guess what! The answers were all snark! I hope this bigger thread can give me a snark-free explanation.
Thanks and I'll see you all again on June 6th.
Posted by: Curious at May 17, 2017 10:17 PM (NACkC)
Anyone else smell cat piss?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2017 01:01 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2017
well what if you just do one or two guys at a time instead of all at once?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2017 01:01 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 18, 2017 01:01 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 18, 2017 01:03 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: AnnaS at May 18, 2017 01:03 AM (l4l/z)
Posted by: AnnaS at May 18, 2017 01:03 AM
I'd like to think so. But America is a soft nation, now.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 18, 2017 01:05 AM (toi7g)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2017
well what if you just do one or two guys at a time instead of all at once?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2017 01:01 AM (cPsPa)
If you want to be obsessed with gay sex and turn everything into a sodomy reference, that's your thing, man.
Not mine.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 18, 2017 01:06 AM (Vevy5)
Posted by: AnnaS at May 18, 2017 01:03 AM
Some will, but will enough do so? Don't know.
Sadly, I'm not ready yet.
Oh and I'm done with Stocktwits....sheesh just another thing overrun with anti-Trump shitstains. I despise more and more of this country every day.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 18, 2017 01:08 AM (Jcg9Q)
Not mine.
Posted by: Hikaru at May
well the way you referred to pa itseemed to have sort of a deliverance ring to it.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 18, 2017 01:08 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 18, 2017 01:14 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2017 10:51 PM (ZO497)
Cold here tonight. Was rainy this morning, got nice later in the afternoon. May see frost by morning.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2017 01:15 AM (0deF2)
No discussions about the craziness? Posted by: AnnaS at May 17, 2017
11:45 PM (l4l/
It's the ONT. we're all about booze/drugs, boobehs, hot men in
kilts, shoes, guns general silliness. Moose out front shoulda
told you.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 17, 2017 11:51 PM (hscyr)
Plus also the whole fucking world is losing its collective mind so someone has to stay sane.
I shit you not, yesterday I heard a hair stylist wish death or impeachment on Trump as if that were normal business chitchat.
Posted by: redbanzai at May 18, 2017 01:17 AM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 18, 2017 01:19 AM (t8Vs+)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 18, 2017 01:08 AM (Jcg9Q)
And that's why I'd be okay with national divorce if we can't save the Republic. I no longer see any real connection between myself and the charlatans in DC, nor the sneering elitists of the East Coast, or the evangelical Marxist hippies of the West.
I'd rather save the USA and have everyone realize what a precious thing freedom is, but if that's not at all possible, I could settle for an independent Republic of Texas. We'd be the world's 10th largest economy on our own.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 18, 2017 01:20 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: AnnaS at May 18, 2017 01:03 AM
I'd like to think so. But America is a soft nation, now.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 18, 2017 01:05 AM (toi7g)
The people that voted Trump knew what to expect.
The people that voted Trump know what they are watching now.
I think the people who voted Trump are being hardened by these Democrat actions more than ever.
Posted by: gNewt at May 18, 2017 01:26 AM (GTeFT)
Posted by: shibumi at May 17, 2017 11:44 PM (BPeNq)
Congee is good. Basically rice porridge. Good fare if you are hung over. So I am told.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2017 01:27 AM (0deF2)
Xer face looks like something from one of those Internet things about the 10 scariest things found in the ocean, #3 will freak you out.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 17, 2017 11:46 PM (nBr1j)
I haven't been to Okotoks in years. Should re-shelve all the Jenner books with the korans...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2017 01:31 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 18, 2017 01:38 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 18, 2017 01:20 AM (J+mig)
Careful there, skippy, or we'll cut Alaska in two and make you the third largest state.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2017 01:40 AM (NXsWM)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 18, 2017 12:23 AM (AOrEZ)
What are so many of those hot wimmens posed with crappy, ugly cars?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2017 01:42 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: redbanzai at May 18, 2017 01:17 AM (FTXAT)
These are the same assholes who decry the military because, supposedly, the only way the military can kill others is to make them entirely "other." IOW, nonpersons. And, here they are doing this themselves.
Shows how shallow their humanity lies, and how little they understand the role of a shepherd.
I often wonder how they would behave in a room with President Trump himself. I think a lot of these blabbermouths would tremble in fear.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2017 01:42 AM (NXsWM)
he has real institutional forces directed against him, that is the main problem and it's hard to discern what's what through the static.
all of it - what's caused by him and what's from his enemies - makes enacting his agenda that much more difficult. if he was a smooth political operator maybe it would be easier. dunno.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 18, 2017 01:45 AM (WTSFk)
It's a cocept album about me, doing a gay reverse cowboy.
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 18, 2017 01:52 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2017 02:03 AM (NXsWM)
was a smooth political operator maybe it would be easier. dunno.
That's what people like Priebus and Sessions and Pence and the Republican Party is for ..... yeah right. Priebus is the biggest whatever. I don't want to go off on some political rant on the ONT, but Trump is poorly served by his Washington insiders and the Republican Party.
Also this is about power. Sheer power, Without the rule of law.
Posted by: gracepc at May 18, 2017 02:06 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 18, 2017 01:45 AM (WTSFk)
If he was a smooth political operator, he wouldn't be on our side. We don't get people like that.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 18, 2017 02:09 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2017 02:11 AM (NXsWM)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 18, 2017 02:18 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2017 02:19 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 18, 2017 02:21 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 18, 2017 02:23 AM (WTSFk)
i've eaten at 5F twice, and found the food overpriced, overrated and the meat overcooked.
for as much as they cost, i'll drive a bit farther to The Counter and get a better burger, with better meat that doesn't have to be cooked to the consistency of cardboard, but with less moisture, and also be able to drink a craft beer or 2.
otherwise, ima drive to In-n-Out or Tommy's. you can keep that nasty ass East Coast crap where it belongs, back east. even McDonalds, Carl's Junior or Booger King is better.
5F's sucks bowling balls through IV tubing tied up in knots and heat sealed at both ends.
i just wish there was a Farmer Boy's closer than DTLA by the produce market.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2017 02:28 AM (p2n6R)
Posted by: Meremortal at May 18, 2017 02:30 AM (3myMJ)
you know, reagan, who knocked down some pillars, surrounded himself with professionals who knew how to get things done. i didn't like all of them and a lot were d.c. outsiders. but they were knowledgeable and effective.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 18, 2017 02:33 AM (WTSFk)
just don't make it more difficult by your own actions.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 18, 2017 02:35 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Farmer at May 18, 2017 02:40 AM (o/90i)
When I went to school in Chicago there were two competing burger/hot dog joints: Mr. G's and J's Dawg 'n Burger. Lines out the door, faded travel posters of Greece on the walls, the guy at the register haranguing the customers for their orders and then yelling the orders to the cooks. "Whaddaya want? Move down the line!" I'm pretty sure these places were the inspiration for SNL's "Pepsi! Pepsi! Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger!" skit. Not gourmet by any stretch of the imagination but for a college kid it was manna from heaven. Students got a special deal: Burger, fries, and a shake for $1.75...
Posted by: Average Guy at May 18, 2017 02:54 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2017 02:58 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 18, 2017 02:58 AM (0ubO1)
Posted by: Average Guy at May 18, 2017 02:59 AM (LMcFk)
a good example is while he's been embroiled (seemingly) in twitter storms with the press, his sec'y of education de vos has been attacked and insulted with hardly a response. maybe he twitted "sad" or something. he should make a major address denouncing her attackers and in addition to defending her, outline his education goals and policies. that is an area he could have broad support.
but nothing. while she's humiliated.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 18, 2017 03:00 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2017 03:05 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 18, 2017 03:06 AM (0ubO1)
I'd settle for spaghetti with chicken bits.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 18, 2017 03:10 AM (0ubO1)
i'd cook burgers at home moar often, but Resident Evil is funny about that.
she'll eat them at a burger stand, but bitches about having them here at home.
i'd try to understand, but, since i'm *not* female, i figure there's no point in trying.
maybe when i get the restaurant quality char-grill and/or the griddle installed out by the pool, so we can cook just like the big boys, she'll come to her senses.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2017 03:11 AM (p2n6R)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2017 03:11 AM (Ot7+c)
I have a stale crust of bread with peanut butter and jelly.
Better save it for later.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 18, 2017 03:15 AM (0ubO1)
OvernightMostly clear, with a low around 54. North wind around 5 mph. ThursdaySunny,
with a high near 77. Northeast wind 5 to 10 mph becoming south
southeast in the morning. Winds could gust as high as 15 mph. Thursday NightMostly clear, with a low around 59. East southeast wind 5 to 10 mph, with gusts as high as 15 mph. FridaySunny, with a high near 82. North northeast wind around 5 mph becoming south in the morning. Friday NightMostly clear, with a low around 62. South wind 5 to 10 mph becoming north in the evening. SaturdaySunny, with a high near 87.Saturday NightMostly clear, with a low around 63.SundaySunny, with a high near 87.Sunday NightMostly clear, with a low around 61.MondaySunny, with a high near 83.Monday NightMostly clear, with a low around 60.TuesdaySunny, with a high near 79.Tuesday NightMostly clear, with a low around 59.WednesdaySunny, with a high near 77.
IOW, a typical, albeit a tad cool May here in The Valley, like totally, fer sure!
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2017 03:15 AM (p2n6R)
Grill is best, but rodents chewed through the gas line and can't find part needed, but must keep looking.
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2017 03:17 AM (Ot7+c)
they'd all have blossom end rot by now.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2017 03:17 AM (p2n6R)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2017 03:17 AM (p2n6R)
Alien abduction on C2C right now...
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 18, 2017 03:24 AM (cWLG9)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2017 03:25 AM (Ot7+c)
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charcoal, my good man, like G*d intended us to cook with...
just get a starter chimney, instead of using lighter fluid.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2017 03:28 AM (p2n6R)
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i have a buddy who grows herb, but i do have some peppers, and maybe could plant some more.
there is a large patch of cat nip, which, half the time, has one house lion or another laying in it...
go figure.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2017 03:32 AM (p2n6R)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 18, 2017 03:33 AM (TwwWO)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2017 03:37 AM (Ot7+c)
Didn't like it.
I think it was the real garlic in it.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 18, 2017 03:37 AM (0ubO1)
http://www.mtbachelor.com/conditions-report/
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2017 03:37 AM (p2n6R)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 18, 2017 03:44 AM (0ubO1)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2017 03:50 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 18, 2017 03:52 AM (0ubO1)
Nothing beats Arctic Roadrunner for burgers and Lucky Wishbone for buttermilk dipped fried chicken.
Nothing.
They do better burgers and chicken than I do, and that's saying a lot. You been here? You know.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2017 03:53 AM (NXsWM)
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 18, 2017 03:54 AM (NXsWM)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 18, 2017 03:54 AM (0ubO1)
(Here I'm breaking my own self-imposed rule of not talking about politics on the ONT. Some people need a respite).
California would run out of money, electricity, and water in a short amount of time. The East coast is also dependent, although it doesn't know it. There would be a total cultural clash before a divorce.
The good news: Calling it a civil war accidentally compares these soft-headed ingrates to General Lee and Jackson. You tell me which opponent you would prefer.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 18, 2017 03:55 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 18, 2017 03:56 AM (0ubO1)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2017 03:58 AM (Ot7+c)
just opened another bottle of 2 Buck Chuck (which now sells for $3, thanks to that asshole Moonbeam)
my friends, neighbors and fellow area residents do NOT want the confrontation they keep agitating for...
so they are likely to learn the hard way about history.
F them.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2017 03:59 AM (p2n6R)
just get a starter chimney, instead of using lighter fluid.
Cruising by on my way back to sleep. Starter chimney. Metal coffee can, cut out top and bottom. Take can opener (or whatever -- the ones that make a V before pop tops etc) Cut Vs -- pointy end facing upward = all along the bottom for venting. Stuff with paper and charcoal or whatever you used.
My grandfather, father and me.
Posted by: gracepc at May 18, 2017 04:08 AM (OU4q6)
-- the ones that make a V before pop tops etc) Cut Vs -- pointy end
facing upward = all along the bottom for venting.
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i've always called them "church keys"...
and yeah, that would w*rk.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2017 04:12 AM (p2n6R)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2017 04:15 AM (p2n6R)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2017 04:15 AM (Ot7+c)
Chris Cornell dead at 52 after concert in Detroit tonight...
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 18, 2017 04:16 AM (cWLG9)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2017 04:30 AM (p2n6R)
Chris Cornell dead at 52 after concert in Detroit tonight...
Well damn. He had some serious pipes. The man could sing. RIP.
https://youtu.be/zyVTdY2BI3g
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 18, 2017 04:31 AM (xrrru)
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 18, 2017 04:41 AM (cWLG9)
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 18, 2017 04:41 AM (cWLG9)
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just don't click on the links
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2017 04:43 AM (p2n6R)
never heard of them, so off to Bing i go.,
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 18, 2017 04:45 AM (p2n6R)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 18, 2017 04:49 AM (VdICR)
I made the mistake of looking up Rumer Willis earlier.
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 18, 2017 04:52 AM (cWLG9)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 18, 2017 04:57 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 18, 2017 05:03 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 18, 2017 05:08 AM (xrrru)
I looked up something from here once. Therapy is helping.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 18, 2017 05:12 AM (YEelc)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 18, 2017 05:03 AM
Thank for the videos. Too bad I have JavaScript turned off and can't watch them...
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 18, 2017 05:12 AM (cWLG9)
I looked up something from here once. Therapy is helping.
I don't click on zombie's nic any more.
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 18, 2017 05:16 AM (cWLG9)
Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard at May 18, 2017 05:20 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 18, 2017 05:21 AM (9A6UB)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 18, 2017 05:23 AM (9A6UB)
Posted by: Alex DeLarge Butt at May 18, 2017 05:24 AM (vRcUp)
Useless cunts.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 18, 2017 05:30 AM (9A6UB)
In a million years I would never have seen this coming.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 18, 2017 05:35 AM (9A6UB)
Firing Flynn gave credence to the idea of impropriety.
The next fuck up was sessions recusal.
I don't trust that rat fuck Priebis and I'm having my sucpicopns of Pence.
Never give in, never surrender.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 18, 2017 05:45 AM (9A6UB)
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 18, 2017 05:50 AM (cWLG9)
Actual reason? The Dem party would have lost all its membership.
It's just not time yet. Soon.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 18, 2017 05:58 AM (H5rtT)
Nelly bar the door.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 18, 2017 05:58 AM (V45UI)
First a disclaimer: I've been to China 5 times (3 to the north, one to the west, and once to the SE), and this is what I've been told by people who live there and visit the USA.
What you get in the majority of US Chinese restaurants is an Americanized version of southern Chinese fare. Lots of rice, sticky sweet sauces, and as someone else said, "lots of meat/seafood". I really never cared for that, but when in China's SE areas, the food isn't like that at all. It's quite good, especially the dumplings.
In the north and west (wheat country), it's noodles. Not much meat at all, mostly veggies. First saute onions and peppers in oil, add a few other things, then the noodles and stir-fry. Excellent.
WARNING: The Chinese have this thing about dried, then reconstituted mushrooms. Nasty. Worst thing you'll ever try and eat. That's all over the country.
Final note: the best dumplings I've had were in Shanghai. Paid one price per person, and they brought one per person out, each of a different kind with dipping sauce, until you begged for mercy.
Posted by: Bayou City at May 18, 2017 06:05 AM (khWYc)
Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2017 06:08 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2017 06:11 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2017 06:12 AM (qUNWi)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GoA_zY6tqQw
Posted by: fluffy at May 18, 2017 06:13 AM (jw2Xw)
715 Sound Garden lost me with Black Hole Sun and Spoonman.
Black Hole Sun is the song they're playing on the radio every time they re-report the news.
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 18, 2017 06:16 AM (cWLG9)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2017 06:18 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Gem at May 18, 2017 06:19 AM (uaHyk)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2017 06:22 AM (J+eG2)
Remember, there is future happiness. Even going through a desert, there is beauty.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2017 06:26 AM (u82oZ)
But the aversion to the dried mushrooms...
..
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 18, 2017 06:27 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2017 06:27 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 18, 2017 06:28 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 18, 2017 06:31 AM (hMwEB)
[ ] not endowed
[X] well endowed
http://media.breitbart.com/media/2017/05/GettyImages-684238392.jpg
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 18, 2017 06:32 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 18, 2017 06:33 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 18, 2017 06:37 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at May 18, 2017 06:33 AM (hMwEB)
they are all getting expensive. Look at beef prices at your local market, 8 dollars for a small steak, and not even top grade. I have a 5 guys within walking distance, but the be burger is still at the local bar, at about the same price.
Posted by: Colin at May 18, 2017 06:39 AM (TTZGL)
Posted by: Gem at May 18, 2017 06:43 AM (uaHyk)
Thank you so much.
May every traffic light turn green as you approach.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 18, 2017 06:44 AM (u82oZ)
You ain't kidding. They've successfully priced me out of the market.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 18, 2017 06:51 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 18, 2017 06:52 AM (H5rtT)
At first, it's quite pleasant. But then a certain unease sets in, as if the universe is f__king with you sets in, and you want it to just stop.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 18, 2017 06:54 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Gem at May 18, 2017 06:56 AM (uaHyk)
Git a rope. Maybe some tar and feathers. And a rail.
Some assembly required.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at May 18, 2017 09:31 AM (Z4WlG)
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