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Monday Overnight Open Thread (5/15/17) Yay!!! It's ONT Time Again Edition
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts. Winston ChurchillQuote II
It is only through labor and painful effort, by grim energy and resolute courage, that we move on to better things. Theodore RooseveltQuote III
Socialism proposes no adequate substitute for the motive of enlightened selfishness that today is at the basis of all human labor and effort, enterprise and new activity. William Howard Taft
Buggy whip. 8-track tape, MP3 Items that have disappeared.
MP3, the digital audio coding format, changed the way we listen to music and drove the adoption of countless new devices over the last couple of decades. And now, it’s dead. The developer of the format announced this week that it has officially terminated its licensing program.
A north London private school has drawn up plans to introduce gender-neutral uniforms in response to a growing number of pupils questioning their gender identity. Highgate school currently has an option for girls to wear a grey pleated skirt, but the school is consulting on a mix-and-match uniform policy which will not specify a different requirement for boys and girls
More f*cking craziness, Thought police are in full force at institutions of higher education. h/t Political Hat
An academic, using the standard pseudo-logic of Feminist and other grievance studies departments, has been declared an unperson by the modern academic self-declared MiniTru
What's the old saying? Never judge a book by its cover. A white feminist cuts off her dreadlocks.
Everything changed when I stopped traveling, started investing in local activist projects, and began building a broader, more multiracial community. For the first time, my peers had lots of questions and critiques about my choice to wear dreadlocks. The responses other activists had to my hair ranged from mild irritation to downright anger. People were constantly making comments under their breath when they passed me about “cultural appropriation” – I had no idea what that meant.
Both the most cynical person on Earth and the world’s greatest optimist could easily look at everything around them and ask: could this truly be all there is in the universe? Whatever your reason for posing the question, you may have an answer sooner than you think — and that answer is likely to be “no.” Science writer and comedian Ben Miller posits in his book The Aliens Are Coming! The Extraordinary Science Behind Our Search for Life in the Universe that one of the most powerful forces shaping science today is the growing search for life in the universe fueled by the belief that we are not alone. He believes that because of our current technologies, we’ll know about life on the Earth-like planets closest to us within the next ten years.
May 15, 2003, Country singer June Carter Cash, the second wife of Johnny Cash died in Nashville, Tennessee, of complications following heart valve replacement surgery, aged 73. She was a member of the Carter Family, and had hits with Johnny Cash, including the Grammy Award winning songs, 'Jackson', 'Ring Of Fire', (which she co-wrote about their courtship), and 'If I Were A Carpenter.' via thisdayinmusic.com
May 15, 2008, Neil Diamond reached the top of the US Billboard album chart for the first time in his career with ‘Home Before Dark’ the 67-year-old's 29th studio album. His previous highest chart position was in 1973 when the soundtrack to the film Jonathan Livingston Seagull peaked at No.2. At the age of 67, Diamond became the oldest artist to have a US number one, the record was previously held by Bob Dylan in 2006 with ‘Modern Times’ released when he was 65.via thisdayinmusic.com
Facts? Climate alarmists won't let them get in the way of a claim.
The Seattle Times ran a hysterical story about how climate change killed a large tree at the Washington Park Arboretum in Seattle. Cliff Mass, professor of Atmospheric Science at the University of Washington and no climate change skeptic, demolished the Times story in a strongly-worded blog post. But perhaps more importantly, he goes on to describe the kind of pressure to which he is subjected to not post such corrections because of the ammunition it gives to “deniers”. It is an excellent exposition on the corruption of the scientific method that is rampant in climate science — not just the suppression of dissent, but the suppression of every small corrections of the most exaggerated claims.
Brassica Oleracea = 1 plant species, 6 different plants. Do you like all of the plants? Hate them all? Like some, hate some?
The ONT's guess? Charlie Brown's Dildo does not cook here.
In 1983 Stevie Nicks kicked ass in high heels. Don't know about you 'Rons, but I would have let her walk all over me, IYKWIM.
It is you, a rat, a lawyer and a politician in a room which one do you prefer? h/t NDH
An email from Corrine Brown's attorney James Smith, circulated to federal criminal defense lawyers throughout Florida, raises questions about the foundation for the dismissal of a juror in the case. The email says that the jury was "deadlocked" until the juror was dismissed, but that after U.S. District Judge Timothy Corrigan replaced the juror Wednesday, a verdict was reached within eight hours. The email also challenges prior media reports that the juror's comments dealt with "higher beings."
Too many psychological drugs on the market that don't do the job? Cocaine not Prozac.
The accepted narrative is that drugs used for ‘recreational’ purposes are dangerous: their most serious consequence (if they don’t kill you first) being addiction. According to the American Medical Association, the National Institutes of Health, and other authorities, brain changes caused by the recurrent use of illegal drugs become hard-wired and permanent. Addicts are rendered dysfunctional in relationships, blind to accepted realities, and incapable of controlling impulses – reason enough to withhold recreational drugs, not only from prescribing doctors but from researchers who might study them further.
Young & intimidated, they say "NO". Today's Feel Good Story of The Day. Unlikely crime duo. If one of them only had thumbs. Genius Award.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AltonJackson at May 15, 2017 09:36 PM (KCxzN)
One of the arguments for legalizing abortion was the "right to privacy" between a doctor and a patient... even if that patient wasn't old enough to consent to get pregnant. Indeed, other medical treatments can still require parental consent, or at least notification. Yet this "right to privacy" ceases to be a "right to privacy" when the Progressive Left deem it to be doubleplusungood.
http://politicalhat.com/2017/05/15/mandatory-trans/
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 15, 2017 09:38 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2017 09:39 PM (IR8Kv)
Posted by: StrawMan at May 15, 2017 09:39 PM (lidp8)
Posted by: jazzuscounty at May 15, 2017 09:39 PM (mhP/H)
Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2017 09:40 PM (BrS/H)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 15, 2017 09:40 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 15, 2017 09:41 PM (3Vlkn)
3 That top picture is from a gay Cialis commercial, isn't it?
The one with two cowboys in bathtubs.
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2017 09:39 PM (IR8Kv)
I'm good, I didn't even know I had photoshopped that out.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2017 09:41 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 15, 2017 09:41 PM (rJUlF)
8 ONT before sunset?
I'm not sure how I feel about this.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 15, 2017 09:41 PM (3Vlkn
Move to a darker location.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2017 09:41 PM (voOPb)
I don't know why - but that's all I saw when I looked at the picture.
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2017 09:43 PM (IR8Kv)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 15, 2017 09:43 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: 70's black belt dude at May 15, 2017 09:43 PM (2DT4P)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 15, 2017 09:44 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 15, 2017 09:44 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Don Q. at May 15, 2017 09:44 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 15, 2017 09:45 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 15, 2017 09:43 PM (JyFLk)
Peruvia?
Posted by: Don Q. at May 15, 2017 09:45 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 15, 2017 09:45 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2017 09:45 PM (IR8Kv)
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2017 09:43 PM (IR8Kv)
Lately the opener above the fold makes no one happy.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2017 09:46 PM (voOPb)
I believe that's what we used to call "Suicide Hill".
Posted by: freaked at May 15, 2017 09:46 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 15, 2017 09:46 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 15, 2017 09:46 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 09:46 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Kid With The Skateboard at May 15, 2017 09:47 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2017 09:47 PM (voOPb)
:-)
Posted by: StrawMan at May 15, 2017 09:47 PM (lidp8)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 15, 2017 09:44 PM (IDPbH)
I can confirm that. Anytime someone would sing that at the karaoke bar...
Singer: "Sweet Caroline"
Everyone else: "Bop-bop-Baaaaaaaaaa..."
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 15, 2017 09:47 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Gravity at May 15, 2017 09:47 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 09:48 PM (TwwWO)
William Howard Taft
Taft couldn't conceive that an entire generation could be convinced, one grade at a time, that the government stealing from the rich and giving to everyone else would be desirable.
Last Friday, I overheard a high school student saying, "My household doesn't have enough money. I think the government should take money from you and give it to me. I guess that makes me a communist."
Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2017 09:48 PM (BrS/H)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 15, 2017 09:49 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: StrawMan
Hey! You! Get off my astro turf!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....booger eater, knuckle dragger at May 15, 2017 09:49 PM (S6Pax)
Procedure went fine and no issues from anesthesia this time.
I did learn it messes up their ID protocol when asked, "what is your name and why are you here?" to answer "Bond, James - I here for a hysterectomy.
I mean hell, the surgeon had Dark Side of the Moon playing in the OR. Figured him for a fellow Moron.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2017 09:50 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 15, 2017 09:45 PM (RrhD2)
Who the hell is Flint?
Posted by: Flynn at May 15, 2017 09:50 PM (2DT4P)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 15, 2017 09:50 PM (9A6UB)
Missed the earlier thread about T-Rump and the non-story involving a meeting with Lavrov.
Puzzled by ace's reference to T-Rump acting like an a**hole as prez - honestly not sure what he's talking about.
Of course the whole non-story story is, well, a non-story. A president can declassify anything he wants, it's kind of the rule. So, even if something did happen, it's purely a question of judgement - for which nobody outside a handful of people has even a rudiment of context to assess things.
And, sadly, it's simply unserious to rely on the "intelligence community" for, well, anything, but esp. any assessment of anything involving Trump. Their substantive work has long been dubious in many key areas, but the character, intellect, and behavior of many senior people, and many who blab to the "press", are at a level where they simply can't be taken seriously any longer.
Now - going public and spiking the ball on the bin Laden raid - completely idiotic and indefensible. Even Gates, who may epitomize the "meh" to worse intel community "elites", had enough sense to bark at some idiot WH/NSC person "STFU" as a policy suggestion on that. THAT is some dangerous stupidity - but to be expected from the third-rate people (from the Oval Office on down) who were, incredibly, allowed near power in the US for the last 8 years.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2017 09:50 PM (QDnY+)
Last Friday, I overheard a high school student saying, "My household doesn't have enough money. I think the government should take money from you and give it to me. I guess that makes me a communist."
Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2017 09:48 PM
I think I saw that kid on Tucker Carlson's show tonight.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2017 09:50 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 15, 2017 09:50 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2017 09:50 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Fritz at May 15, 2017 09:51 PM (TNQMS)
Glad to hear everything went fine plus you got to run your comedy routine.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2017 09:52 PM (voOPb)
James Coburn, you communist fucking heathen!!!!
Get your stank hippie ass off my lawn and git yourself dome culture!!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 15, 2017 09:52 PM (RrhD2)
On one hand, I was bombarded by Neil Diamond songs in my youth, because he was very popular in the late 60's, early 70's, and everybody played his songs. So sometimes when I hear one of his older songs, I get this incredible feeling of happy / melancholy remembrance of that time.
And then, sometimes I listen to his songs closely and remember that a lot of them are kinda stupid.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....booger eater, knuckle dragger at May 15, 2017 09:53 PM (S6Pax)
It is a sure sign of trouble within a repressive regime when the people no longer feel restrained from violently tearing down the statues of regimes objects of a cult of personality...
http://politicalhat.com/?p=13455
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 15, 2017 09:53 PM (vBeA5)
No? OK. No scandal I can see, then.
I imagine the smarter russkis around Lavrov STILL talk about that astonishing episode involving the stupid socio-pathic criminal, who will never be, well, you know.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2017 09:53 PM (QDnY+)
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I saw an episode of Rockford the other day in which he and a hippy chick living on the beach are targeted by mobsters. She claims to be 29 but Rockford calls her out on actually being 40. "I used to be 40", she says, "but I'm using the power of positive affirmations to get younger."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 15, 2017 09:53 PM (Nwg0u)
On one hand, I was bombarded by Neil Diamond songs in my youth, because he was very popular in the late 60's, early 70's, and everybody played his songs. So sometimes when I hear one of his older songs, I get this incredible feeling of happy / melancholy remembrance of that time.
And then, sometimes I listen to his songs closely and remember that a lot of them are kinda stupid.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....booger eater, knuckle dragger at May
only thing that matters about Neil Diamond is that Forever in Blue Jeans will get anyone laid.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 09:54 PM (cPsPa)
Well, he's not Sting.
So.
He has that going for him.
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2017 09:54 PM (IR8Kv)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynMYE64IEKs
It was the fifth flight from LC-39A so far this year, with three more scheduled in June. I think it's safe to say that LC-39A has never seen that kind of launch cadence in its nearly 50 year history.
I watched the first launch from there on TV when I was a kid (Apollo 4). All but one Saturn V launched from there, as well as about 2/3 of the Space Shuttle launches.
Now SpaceX is writing a new chapter in the history of that storied launch pad. It's very exciting.
Posted by: rickl at May 15, 2017 09:54 PM (sdi6R)
Exciting week for the TiFW family - our oldest daughter is getting married on Saturday. All we have to do is show up in Miami later this week....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 15, 2017 09:54 PM (Ss6r7)
Posted by: JAS at May 15, 2017 09:54 PM (EX4Wr)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 15, 2017 09:54 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2017 09:54 PM (IR8Kv)
Posted by: T'arth Mordent at May 15, 2017 09:54 PM (Zcg6E)
I imagine the smarter russkis around Lavrov STILL talk about that astonishing episode involving the stupid socio-pathic criminal, who will never be, well, you know.
Posted by: rhomboid at May
did he leak israel's plans to use azerbiajan as a landing place after bombing tehran?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 09:55 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 15, 2017 09:45 PM (RrhD
With what she wears and shows, she doesn't have crabs. It's impossible. But I love where you are going with this and the positivity.
I literally picture her pregnant carrying my son. I just need one shot on goal. That's it.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 15, 2017 09:55 PM (2qHjF)
Forever in Blue Jeans will get anyone laid.
Posted by: yankeefifth
Don't you have to take them off?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2017 09:55 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 15, 2017 09:56 PM (RrhD2)
Singer: "Sweet Caroline"
Everyone else: "Bop-bop-Baaaaaaaaaa..."
You ought to sit through it at Fenway Park. Whoever got that great idea should be hanging from one of the light towers.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 15, 2017 09:56 PM (qJhUV)
"In like Flint" was the sequel to a sort of campy spy-spoofish movie starring Jame Coburn as "Flint", international man of mystery.
It was pretty cool. The plot was about a international feminist conspiracy to install a matriarchy in America. Hell, the feminists would probably be triggered by it now.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 15, 2017 09:56 PM (8O3HH)
that kid on Tucker Carlson's show tonight.
Bertram, I haven't watched it yet. was he or she a little commie?
Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2017 09:57 PM (BrS/H)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 15, 2017 09:57 PM (KP5rU)
It is a sure sign of trouble within a repressive regime when the people no longer feel restrained from violently tearing down the statues of regimes objects of a cult of personality...
That kid on Tucker's show said those protesters are the bad people.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2017 09:57 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 15, 2017 09:58 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2017 09:54 PM (IR8Kv)
That's my favorite Meatloaf song!
Posted by: Guy that confuses Neil Diamond and Meatloaff at May 15, 2017 09:59 PM (2DT4P)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2017 09:59 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2017 09:59 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2017 09:57 PM (IqV8l)
*sigh* We really should have never let the commies make it out of the 50s.
Posted by: Male WWII Sniper at May 15, 2017 09:59 PM (WAfPv)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 15, 2017 09:59 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: T'arth Mordent at May 15, 2017 09:59 PM (Zcg6E)
Posted by: Eric at May 15, 2017 09:59 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX
Oh Mom! Congrats, dear. I hope it is the most wonderful day imaginable.
My kids aren't married yet, but when my nieces got married, and that was just so much fun and a happy time.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....booger eater, knuckle dragger at May 15, 2017 10:00 PM (S6Pax)
It's called "heresy". They need to send him to the camps. Or burn him at the stake.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 15, 2017 10:00 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 15, 2017 10:00 PM (JyFLk)
"In like Flint" was the sequel to a sort of campy spy-spoofish movie starring Jame Coburn as "Flint", international man of mystery.
It was pretty cool. The plot was about a international feminist conspiracy to install a matriarchy in America. Hell, the feminists would probably be triggered by it now.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 15, 2017 09:56 PM (8O3HH)
I'll have to revisit that movie. I vaguely remember watching it with my dad when I was young.
I loved Uncle Paps idea of the zombie virus being spread by crabs. The script writes itself.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 15, 2017 10:00 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at May 15, 2017 10:00 PM (WAfPv)
Actually... the REAL story is buried...
Apparently this got leaked because the NSA started sending emails out, about what was said in that meeting...
meaning... they are both monitoring, and second guessing, the President of the US... and then leaking it because they don't like his actions.
That good Sir, is Treason. THEY are the ones who outed the source... they are the ones who got this information out into the public.... they are the ones who told that Third Party Intelligence source that Trump told the Russians about them....
Posted by: Don Q. at May 15, 2017 10:00 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 15, 2017 10:00 PM (3JQ/p)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 15, 2017 10:00 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2017 10:00 PM (IR8Kv)
The distances are literally astronomical.
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Never get into a pun war with a kleptomaniac because they take everything literally.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 15, 2017 10:01 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2017 10:01 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: mindful webworker - isn't it? at May 15, 2017 10:01 PM (hGZJP)
Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2017 10:02 PM (BrS/H)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 15, 2017 10:02 PM (8O3HH)
I think Trump was talking about these same folk when he made the 'Better hope nobody was recording that...' comment. He wasn't talking about himself, but the NSA.
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2017 10:03 PM (IR8Kv)
Posted by: StrawMan
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Maybe the morons are old but I know all the 'ettes are 29 or less. Ok, maybe a few are 30 but that's it!!!!
Posted by: lindameh at May 15, 2017 10:03 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: ibguy at May 15, 2017 10:04 PM (vUcdz)
It'sa ...
It'sa ...
Bomb?
no,no,no,no,no,no,no
'cuz if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off, cuz all these ships have bomb detectors.
(obscure quote from the fifth element)
Posted by: T'arth Mordent at May 15, 2017 10:04 PM (Zcg6E)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2017 10:01 PM (JZdsf)
Sirrah! You are grossly mistaken...
It was the Sport of ... Queens...
Posted by: Peruvian Cultural Council at May 15, 2017 10:04 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 15, 2017 10:04 PM (WTSFk)
that fucking movie was out there. can't remember the name of it though.
The Jazz Kong Metal Jacket Singer
Posted by: tu3031 at May 15, 2017 10:05 PM (qJhUV)
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Nancy Sinatra at May 15, 2017 10:05 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2017 10:05 PM (BrS/H)
Some Europeans see the live presentation of "America" as offensive and nationalistic.
/eyes rolling.
Posted by: shibumi at May 15, 2017 10:05 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 10:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at May 15, 2017 10:06 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 15, 2017 10:06 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy
'shorter of breath, and one day closer to death.'
The Floyd
Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2017 10:07 PM (BrS/H)
They can suck my balls. Preferably before they've been raped by their new Muslim masters.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 15, 2017 10:07 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: Zombie mm at May 15, 2017 10:07 PM (CLKfs)
Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at May 15, 2017 10:07 PM (/cEXt)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 15, 2017 10:07 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Nancy Sinatra
No, you're Phaedra. And I would indeed love to open up your gate. Whether I'm straight or not.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 15, 2017 10:08 PM (8O3HH)
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Someone should explain that America is an entire continent, so dissing us is dissing the poor Uruguayans too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2017 10:08 PM (JZdsf)
osted by: Ladylibertarian at May 15, 2017 10:06 PM (TdMsT)
Thank you!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2017 10:08 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at May 15, 2017 10:08 PM (IWkc4)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at May
you need to come up with something less ambiguous, something inherently and entirely undesirable.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:09 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 15, 2017 10:09 PM (e9G8E)
via drudge there's a very interesting article from the hollywood reporter on an ongoing lawsuit by a professional joke writer and blogger against conan o'brien for stealing three jokes. the claim over two others was thrown out. you decide.
but it's an interesting issue in this bloggy day and age and might be of interest here. might not some of your brilliant comments be ripped off, for instance? what then? or the co-bloggers?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 15, 2017 10:10 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Font at May 15, 2017 10:10 PM (IR8Kv)
By definition, the entire complaint is that, somehow, your genes mean you should be forbidden certain fashions, behaviors or foods.
If that ain't racist, nothing is.
--
WRT Alien Contact, basically, the ignorant people are the people who say "yes," and the people who say "no." I mean ignorant in the literal sense here, in that they don't have the information needed.
Basically, both sides are sci-fi.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 15, 2017 10:10 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2017 10:10 PM (IqV8l)
It looks like a painting. You'd never put a storm drain in that location.
Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2017 10:10 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: JAS at May 15, 2017 10:11 PM (EX4Wr)
Posted by: Mike at May 15, 2017 10:12 PM (c056A)
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2017 10:12 PM (IR8Kv)
I did learn it messes up their ID protocol when asked, "what is your
name and why are you here?" to answer "Bond, James - I here for a
hysterectomy.
I mean hell, the surgeon had Dark Side of the Moon playing in the OR. Figured him for a fellow Moron.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2017 09:50 PM (tr2D7)
Glad to hear all went well, and that you retained your sense of humor throughout
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:12 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2017 10:12 PM (ZO497)
So I'm watching Sleepers. What in the ever loving fuck kind of movie did I find myself watching?
Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at May 15, 2017 10:07 PM (/cEXt)
The Woddy Allen one or the one with the awesome revenge scene?
Posted by: davidt at May 15, 2017 10:12 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: LASue at May 15, 2017 10:12 PM (CLKfs)
Brassica plant - all that is fine EXCEPT - cauliflower is of the devil, as we all know.
Tonypete - i've been worried about you today. So glad it all went okay.
Posted by: bluebell at May 15, 2017 10:12 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2017 10:12 PM (BrS/H)
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's only HotAir, so, no biggie at May 15, 2017 10:13 PM (hGZJP)
I did a project using 18 of them. (the Whole Foods in Little Rock Arkansas).
Tl
r version: you will pay more per square foot for a living space that is smaller and compromised in terms of layout, for a home that will perform poorly in terms of it's HVAC systems and waterproofing envelope.
I get the aesthetic. I really dig the aesthetic. But they really just don't work well.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 15, 2017 10:13 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2017 10:13 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2017 09:54 PM (IR8Kv)
That is what they used to call a car show in Tahoe? Reno?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2017 10:13 PM (rF0hx)
Hey! That kid's not wearing a helmet!
Posted by: tu3031 at May 15, 2017 10:13 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: bluebell at May 15, 2017 10:13 PM (sBOL1)
And we don't even know why Europe is considered a continent at all. It's just the left tip of Asia.
Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2017 10:13 PM (9Q5BJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 15, 2017 10:13 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at May 15, 2017 10:07 PM (/cEXt) fnord (/cEXt)
Worst. Date Movie. Ever.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 15, 2017 10:14 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 15, 2017 10:14 PM (qJhUV)
name and why are you here?" to answer "Bond, James - I here for a
hysterectomy.
I mean hell, the surgeon had Dark Side of the Moon playing in the OR. Figured him for a fellow Moron.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2017 09:50 PM (tr2D7)
Glad to hear all went well, and that you retained your sense of humor throughout
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:12 PM (tHwdc)
If the surgeon had been a TRUE Moron... he would have proceeded with the Hysterectomy...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 15, 2017 10:14 PM (NgKpN)
Yep. Zombie apocalypse - but, somehow, a small percentage of the populace are unaffected, but become carriers of the virus. Hookers and crabs..... could make an interesting horror/prOn mash-up. Japanese studio with German consultants.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 10:15 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: WaPo at May 15, 2017 10:15 PM (FAO5C)
Posted by: Sarah Hoffman at May 15, 2017 10:15 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2017 09:54 PM (IR8Kv)
That is what they used to call a car show in Tahoe? Reno?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2017 10:13 PM (rF0hx)
Reno.
Posted by: Don Q. at May 15, 2017 10:15 PM (NgKpN)
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16 year-old kid? Really?
*checks AoSHQ roster*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2017 10:15 PM (JZdsf)
I did a project using 18 of them. (the Whole Foods in Little Rock Arkansas).
Tlr version: you will pay more per square foot for a living space that is smaller and compromised in terms of layout, for a home that will perform poorly in terms of it's HVAC systems and waterproofing envelope.
I get the aesthetic. I really dig the aesthetic. But they really just don't work well.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 15, 2017 10:13 PM (TqXWc)
She would probably just store all of her useless crap she buys in there and still sleep in her car anyways.
But when I do get her pregnant, she is having our child either in there or a boxcar of a train.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 15, 2017 10:16 PM (2qHjF)
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Would you believe I was a child bride?
He's the youngest of five, by the way.
Posted by: bluebell at May 15, 2017 10:16 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 15, 2017 10:17 PM (KP5rU)
It still works just as well as it ever did, and one of the reasons it is still around is that lots of people have devices that use it, plus lots of music in the format. So people have MP3s, they have devices that play MP3, and they are still using it and listening to it.
MP3 is now MP-Free. Do people stop using something just because it's free now? Not hardly. Software like iTunes will now universally add MP3 support, since it's free now. It will be used more now, not less.
AAC is better technology than MP3, and lots of companies have switched to using AAC, especially for Internet music. But both of those are lossy encoders... for storing my music I use lossless, a format called FLAC (which is free; it's right in the name: Free Lossless Audo Coder, FLAC). If I'm listening to music on good headphones at home, it's FLAC. If I'm in a noisy car, MP3 is in practice as good as AAC.
And anyway AAC will be free within a few years too! I'm not sure exactly when, because you know the lawyers did their best to tie things up for as long as possible, but AAC has been around for about a couple of decades now and patents are supposed to expire after 20 years.
Posted by: mr_jack at May 15, 2017 10:17 PM (M59SC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2017 10:18 PM (JZdsf)
Procedure went fine and no issues from anesthesia this time.
I did learn it messes up their ID protocol when asked, "what is your name and why are you here?" to answer "Bond, James - I here for a hysterectomy.
I mean hell, the surgeon had Dark Side of the Moon playing in the OR. Figured him for a fellow Moron.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2017 09:50 PM (tr2D7)
Veteran's Choice is trying to get me in for an upper and lower GI. I'll have to remember that.
Posted by: Fox2! at May 15, 2017 10:18 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Moronistotle at May 15, 2017 10:18 PM (DMUuz)
The real problem is the media is going to keep this up until something sticks, and gives the democrats enough allegation to cover their lust for an impeachment.
Posted by: T'arth Mordent at May 15, 2017 10:18 PM (Zcg6E)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2017 10:18 PM (JZdsf)
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Yep. And I had my 25-year-old at 4.
Posted by: bluebell at May 15, 2017 10:19 PM (sBOL1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNfr0D0HcBY
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 15, 2017 10:19 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Don Q. at May 15, 2017 10:15 PM (NgKpN)
Thanks.
I had a boss who used to go every year.
He was an asshole, but he liked cars.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2017 10:20 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2017 10:20 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's only HotAir, so, no biggie at May 15, 2017 10:13 PM (hGZJP)
Hey, thanks for the heads up. It's working now.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2017 10:20 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2017 10:21 PM (EZebt)
Please do not make underground bunkers out of containers either. The roof of a shipping container is relatively flimsy. They don't carry the weight of the containers above when they are stacked--the containers only bear at the corners. There is an air gap between them when stacked.
Bury one of them and get inside and you're asking to be entombed.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 15, 2017 10:22 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:22 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 15, 2017 10:22 PM (2qHjF)
Interesting stuff.
Now explain how I can transfer my DVDs to a hard drive and play them over my Plex Media Server and I will chip in for a Platinum membership!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2017 10:23 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 15, 2017 10:23 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: bluebell
It was a Christmas miracle!!
yeah, that's it, that's the ticket
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....booger eater, knuckle dragger at May 15, 2017 10:23 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2017 10:13 PM (9Q5BJ)
We're gonna give it a circumcision...
Posted by: Muslim Migrants at May 15, 2017 10:23 PM (vBeA5)
I'm a horrible person.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:22 PM (tHwdc)
Probably, but you are in good company.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2017 10:23 PM (rF0hx)
Johnny Cash and June Carter singing "Jackson". Awesome.
Posted by: otho at May 15, 2017 10:24 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2017 10:13 PM (9Q5BJ)
We're gonna give it a circumcision...
Posted by: Muslim Migrants at May 15, 2017 10:23 PM (vBeA5)
But, you already shat on it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2017 10:24 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 10:24 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2017 10:23 PM (rF0hx)
Oh well, then. I'll stop feeling like a shit.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:24 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Is there a story here, or did you do something BAD?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....booger eater, knuckle dragger at May 15, 2017 10:24 PM (S6Pax)
ripping DVDs is now illegal. It is even illegal to own the software that does the ripping. It is illegal to sell software that rips dvds, and microsoft has set the kill bit on old installations of such software, and you can't even reinstall the old stuff.
Posted by: T'arth Mordent at May 15, 2017 10:25 PM (Zcg6E)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2017 10:25 PM (tr2D7)
NEW: Seth Rich's family hired former @DCPoliceDept detective & tells @fox5dc tonight: there IS evidence Rich WAS "emailing" w/ @wikileaks
He got Fostered!
Posted by: gewa76 at May 15, 2017 10:25 PM (f4GSC)
Posted by: CDR M at May 15, 2017 10:25 PM (9I51B)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 15, 2017 10:26 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:22 PM
It's not too late to repent and vote for me.
Posted by: Hillary! at May 15, 2017 10:27 PM (DMUuz)
Interesting stuff.
Now explain how I can transfer my DVDs to a hard drive and play them over my Plex Media Server and I will chip in for a Platinum membership!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2017 10:23 PM (rF0hx)
I think that takes a very long time unless you have a puter worth several grand. The faster you burn it to your hard rive, the quality becomes lost.
But I could be wrong as the times are a changing.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 15, 2017 10:27 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....booger eater, knuckle dragger at May 15, 2017 10:24 PM (S6Pax)
No, nothing entertaining. I argue with people who are feeling bad because I see no rational reason they should be feeling bad, and then apparently end up making them feel bad about that.
So now I feel bad, too. What's the answer?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:27 PM (tHwdc)
She would probably just store all of her useless crap she buys in there and still sleep in her car anyways.
But when I do get her pregnant, she is having our child either in there or a boxcar of a train.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 15, 2017 10:16 PM (2qHjF)
To the sound of ominous organ music.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 15, 2017 10:27 PM (TqXWc)
posted by Nerdygirl
Have you checked out Reba's new song, "Sing it Now"?
It makes the room all dusty for me
https://tinyurl.com/la3bhcl
Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2017 10:27 PM (BrS/H)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May
well, context is everything. did they say "you are a horrible person" or did they say "you are a horribly naughty, naughty young lady, get back over here"?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:27 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2017 10:23 PM (rF0hx) fnord (rF0hx)
http://bit.ly/1OZSPTP
That's the Lifehacker tutorial, there are many others.
Plex can share a directory and (in theory) automatically apply thumbnail or downloaded images to help you pick the icon off the screen. Add the directory, give it a title, and it should fill in the rest.
I use it to share the SXSW collection (free as in beer) with some friends who are really into music. Huge directory.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 15, 2017 10:27 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 10:28 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: T'arth Mordent at May 15, 2017 10:25 PM (Zcg6E)
Yes...yes...so what?
I own the damned thing. I should be able to transfer the data to a more secure format.
Fvck 'em!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2017 10:28 PM (rF0hx)
So now I feel bad, too. What's the answer?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May
aw, Miley, want me to suggest some penance?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:28 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: gewa76 at May 15, 2017 10:25 PM (f4GSC)
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My husband was just telling me about this. He saw s story on the local news. The investigator that the family hired said he has never run into such a stone wall.
Posted by: bluebell at May 15, 2017 10:28 PM (sBOL1)
horrible person" or did they say "you are a horribly naughty, naughty
young lady, get back over here"?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:27 PM (cPsPa)
I could live with being naughty. But I don't want to be a bad person.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:29 PM (tHwdc)
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ripping DVDs is now illegal. It is even illegal to own the software that does the ripping. It is illegal to sell software that rips dvds, and microsoft has set the kill bit on old installations of such software, and you can't even reinstall the old stuff.
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Really, all our movies seem intact.
Posted by: lindameh at May 15, 2017 10:29 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May
who were you bad to?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:29 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at May 15, 2017 10:30 PM (/j4n5)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:28 PM (cPsPa)
Sure, give it a shot, Y5...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:30 PM (tHwdc)
Not your fault they're neurotics.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 10:31 PM (TwwWO)
ASHEVILLE, N.C. (WLOS) —
A convenience store owner tells News 13 that a customer shot the suspect in an armed robbery Friday night in West Asheville. The suspect is still in the hospital, the store owner said.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2017 10:31 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May
well, full disclosure, I am not Catholic so while it may work for me I am not sure it will do you any good.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:32 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy
'shorter of breath, and one day closer to death.'
The Floyd
Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2017 10:07 PM (BrS/H)
I missed the starting gun.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 10:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
You can't be responsible for other people's sorrows and misfortunes. Being encouraging doesn't hurt, but some people worship pain.
This morning, for some reason, I was in a pretty homicidal mood. Really, if the wrong person said the wrong thing to me this morning, I might have throttled them.
I knew I was in bad frame of mind, so I avoided most people this morning, and most people avoided me.
It got better, somehow. It always does.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....booger eater, knuckle dragger at May 15, 2017 10:32 PM (S6Pax)
If you want an underground bunker either get it engineered out of reinforced concrete or tunnel it out of bedrock.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 15, 2017 10:32 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Don Q
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*rubs chin and ponders*
I may want to cut back on the wiseassery in the OR. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2017 10:32 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:32 PM (cPsPa)
So now I feel bad, too. What's the answer?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:27 PM (tHwdc) fnord (tHwdc)
Well, if it's depression, there's no point in arguing, all you do is temporarily drag a down person a little lower.
It's not susceptible to argument, that's a misunderstanding of the problem.
If it isn't actual depression, there's probably still no point in arguing, especially if you already tried that and it didn't work.
Mind you, this pair of incapacities (feeling bad for no explainable reason and continuing to argue when it doesn't work) are responsible for a substantial percentage of human misery, so while stopping might help, not stopping does indeed put you in an apparent majority.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 15, 2017 10:33 PM (wB8Tg)
Most of the bittorrent programs default to have you share your files as you download it. But that was from like 10 years ago. I haven't kept up with the rules/laws as I don't mess with those programs anymore.
Posted by: CDR M at May 15, 2017 10:33 PM (9I51B)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 15, 2017 10:33 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 15, 2017 10:33 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2017 10:34 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:32 PM (cPsPa)
I don't know what I am.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:34 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: CDR M at May 15, 2017 10:34 PM (9I51B)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2017 10:31 PM (ZO497)
So, the lead poisoning didn't kill him?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2017 10:34 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....booger eater, knuckle dragger at May 15, 2017 10:24 PM (S6Pax)
No, nothing entertaining. I argue with people who are feeling bad because I see no rational reason they should be feeling bad, and then apparently end up making them feel bad about that.
So now I feel bad, too. What's the answer?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:27 PM (tHwdc)
There's no rational reason you're feeling bad, so stop feeling bad!
Damn I'm helpful.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 10:34 PM (0mRoj)
Do you happen to have a bunker somewhere???
Posted by: lindameh at May 15, 2017 10:35 PM (kufk0)
Just give me a drink with a cherry in it and some Cheetos.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:35 PM (tHwdc)
I knew this was going to happen. Ottawa is no joke. Probably go 6 or 7 games. Really a crap shoot who wins and I say that as a Pens fan. Gotta respect a team that plays a system perfectly (see 90's era NJ Devils).
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 15, 2017 10:35 PM (cFtz/)
I thought a happy drunk was someone who was happy when they were drunk, as opposed to someone who is sad when they are drunk?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:36 PM (cPsPa)
Can anyone here sponsor us for membership in the local rod & gun club?
Posted by: T'arth Mordent at May 15, 2017 10:36 PM (Zcg6E)
I thought a happy drunk was someone who was happy when they were drunk, as opposed to someone who is sad when they are drunk?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:36 PM (cPsPa)
I'm a happy drunk. Usually.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 10:36 PM (0mRoj)
Damn I'm helpful.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 10:34 PM (0mRoj)
Who am I to judge?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:36 PM (tHwdc)
Smart torrentors use VPN's to avoid detection.
**long pause. Shifty eyes**
Or so i heard from a guy who's seen movies about the terrible people who do such things.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 10:37 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 15, 2017 10:37 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: T'arth Mordent at May
you guys are log cabin republicans?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:37 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:34 PM (tHwdc) fnord (tHwdc)
Are you a meat popsicle?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 15, 2017 10:37 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
You're our duchess (of Hurlingbone??) and we want you to be here and flirt with you and flatter you and get you to say funny things.
C'mon, play along.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....booger eater, knuckle dragger at May 15, 2017 10:37 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:35 PM (tHwdc)
A Manhattan?
Good choice!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2017 10:37 PM (rF0hx)
How's everyone this evening?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 15, 2017 10:38 PM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:39 PM (cPsPa)
No bunker yet. But I'm an engineer and have designed my share of utility tunnels and other uninteresting underground crap.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 15, 2017 10:39 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: ryukyu at May 15, 2017 10:39 PM (Ta1DO)
The distances are literally astronomical.
Posted by: JAS at May 15, 2017 09:54 PM (EX4Wr)
That article had all the intellectual rigor of a Von Daniken book.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2017 10:39 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 15, 2017 10:40 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 15, 2017 10:40 PM (ubj4j)
Damn I'm helpful.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 10:34 PM (0mRoj)
Who am I to judge?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:36 PM (tHwdc)
Heh. Speaking as a fundamentally miserable human being, I can say that what is talked about and how it is talked about with another person can make a huge difference. Sometimes getting perspective and an objective view can be helpful at least intellectually. The problem is that one doesn't always know how the other person is going to take it, or what would be most beneficial in a given situation.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 10:40 PM (0mRoj)
Because @ssholes are going to @sshole. And they often carry padlocks.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2017 10:40 PM (mkDpn)
I thought a happy drunk was someone who was happy when they were drunk, as opposed to someone who is sad when they are drunk?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:36 PM (cPsPa)
I'm a happy drunk. Usually.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 10:36 PM (0mRoj)
Actually... the headline is correct.... if you are a happy person? you will be a happy drunk.... if you are a sad person.. you will be a sad drunk...
BUT.... it strips off your self imposed mask.... so a sad person, who ACTS happy.... gets drunk and shows their sadness...
In Vino Veritas.... its as true today as when the Romans first postulated it...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 15, 2017 10:40 PM (NgKpN)
Look, if you want a spanking, just say so....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 10:41 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Apparently not.
Po-po haven't released the security video yet, just a still. Hope they do.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/kcxk3lj
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2017 10:41 PM (ZO497)
The distances are literally astronomical.
Posted by: JAS at May 15, 2017 09:54 PM (EX4Wr)
That article had all the intellectual rigor of a Von Daniken book.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2017 10:39 PM (0deF2)
Hubcaps of the Gods?
Posted by: Don Q. at May 15, 2017 10:42 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: T'arth Mordent at May 15, 2017 10:42 PM (Zcg6E)
I used to do that with Thor, but now I just ignore him when he gets that way, and we're both happier.
But damn, I just don't get broodiness.
When I feel sad, I make an effort to try and feel better. Some people just can't do that.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 15, 2017 10:42 PM (p5Y9F)
Look, if you want a spanking, just say so....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 10:41 PM (TwwWO)
Did you hear that? That was the sound of a Moron Horde suddenly perking up.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 10:42 PM (0mRoj)
--
Exactly. The science is settled. We have been and are being visited by Ancient Aliens!
Posted by: The Producers of Ancient Aliens on The History Channel Fridays at May 15, 2017 10:43 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:35 PM (tHwdc) fnord (tHwdc)
Here is a 50th Anniversary Slurpee Cup half-filled with Aquas Cuvee sparkling blue wine and *two* blue maraschino cherries, and a straw.
And I have here your choice of Cheetos, Cheetos Puffs, or Golden Sweet Corn Balls, which are kind of like cheez balls but they taste like sweet corn. I get those at the Asian Grocery.
(doffs hat, is not wearing hat, takes a moment to realize this)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 15, 2017 10:43 PM (wB8Tg)
@230
What happens when you are bipolar?
Posted by: T'arth Mordent at May 15, 2017 10:42 PM (Zcg6E)
Then it may depend on whether the person is in a manic phase or a depressive phase.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 10:43 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: T'arth Mordent
You become magnetic?
Just spitballin' here.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....booger eater, knuckle dragger at May 15, 2017 10:43 PM (S6Pax)
on ebay are 96 k-cups of the Dunkin Donuts version for $66, delivered
That's pretty cheap per cup, no?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 15, 2017 10:44 PM (ubj4j)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May
meh, merely a question of which knee they go over.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:44 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 15, 2017 10:44 PM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 15, 2017 10:44 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: T'arth Mordent
you will fuck anyone at the north pole.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:45 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 15, 2017 10:45 PM (KP5rU)
They were so much alike in some ways, yet so different.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 15, 2017 10:45 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: LASue at May 15, 2017 10:45 PM (CLKfs)
you to be here and flirt with you and flatter you and get you to say
funny things.
C'mon, play along.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....booger eater, knuckle dragger at May 15, 2017 10:37 PM (S6Pax)
I feel deflated tonight.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:45 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 15, 2017 10:38 PM (p5Y9F) fnord (p5Y9F)
I bet we watch those for different reasons.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 15, 2017 10:46 PM (wB8Tg)
How can trying to help those who are down be bad?
Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2017 10:46 PM (BrS/H)
Actually... the headline is correct.... if you are a happy person? you will be a happy drunk.... if you are a sad person.. you will be a sad drunk...
--
Which indeed confirms my decision to not drink alcohol.
/yeah, I'm an argumentative, intellectual drunk.
Posted by: shibumi at May 15, 2017 10:46 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: T'arth Mordent
-------
you will fuck anyone at the north pole.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:45 PM (cPsPa)
------
And the South Pole...you forgot that part
Posted by: lindameh at May 15, 2017 10:46 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 10:46 PM (TwwWO)
That's pretty cheap per cup, no?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May
what is that about 7 cents a cup?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:46 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2017 10:46 PM (p6BoR)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 15, 2017 10:46 PM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 10:41 PM (
Spankings? How art thouest doing?!
Posted by: Zut, of Castle Anthrax at May 15, 2017 10:47 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 15, 2017 10:47 PM (89VjS)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May
mannix was a level below.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:47 PM (cPsPa)
Look, if you want a spanking, just say so....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 10:41 PM (TwwWO)
The spanking wouldn't cheer me up.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:47 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 15, 2017 10:38 PM (p5Y9F) fnord (p5Y9F)
I bet we watch those for different reasons.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 15, 2017 10:46 PM (wB8Tg)
ASMR does nothing for me. But damn some of those chicks are smoking hot!
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 10:48 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: shibumi at May 15, 2017 10:48 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2017 10:48 PM (rF0hx)
Oh, I just love them! I get the best head tingles and they help me get to sleep. I had no idea anyone else liked certain sounds the way I do. I especially like acrylic nails tapping on resin/plastic, and jangling/rummaging sounds.
Youtube is a glorious thing.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 15, 2017 10:49 PM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2017 10:49 PM (hscyr)
They were so much alike in some ways, yet so different.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 15, 2017 10:45 PM (8O3HH)
Rockford. Jim Garner was far more engaging. Mike Connors was a legit bad-ass, but Garner was funny in addition to being a bad-ass.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at May 15, 2017 10:49 PM (IWkc4)
Boxcar Willie doing Wreck of The Old 97....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyk3AEXvmLg
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2017 10:49 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 15, 2017 10:49 PM (ubj4j)
Posted by: Tom Brady at May 15, 2017 10:50 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:50 PM (cPsPa)
with Aquas Cuvee sparkling blue wine and *two* blue maraschino cherries,
and a straw.
And I have here your choice of Cheetos, Cheetos Puffs, or Golden
Sweet Corn Balls, which are kind of like cheez balls but they taste like
sweet corn. I get those at the Asian Grocery.
(doffs hat, is not wearing hat, takes a moment to realize this)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 15, 2017 10:43 PM (wB8Tg)
Blue wine for a blue lady. And a straw. That's pretty nice.
I'll try some of those Golden Sweet Corn Balls. Round is good.
Thanks Mero.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:50 PM (tHwdc)
-------------
Maybe. I do know that a buddy of mine in the service, Walt, had a hair-trigger temper. He was Irish. Loved to drink, and so did I, and most of our friends. Anyhow, the more he drank, the funnier and and more amiable he became, causing a friend to make the observation the phrase "A potted Walt never boils".
Died in 1998, way young. RIP old pal.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2017 10:50 PM (ZO497)
Johnny Cash doing Wabash Cannonball. And I think his wife is in the background!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZiQ89_s67Q
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2017 10:50 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:50 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 15, 2017 10:51 PM (KP5rU)
That said, many 'ron's lining up, just on the off-chance a spanking will help you. We're generous and selfless, yes, Teh Horde are.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 10:51 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:45 PM (tHwdc)
Oh honey, don't feel deflated. You've not done anything wrong. Sad-sacks gotta sad-sack. If it wasn't you, it would have been something else.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 15, 2017 10:51 PM (p5Y9F)
The Buffalo Springfield played on Mannix, if you can believe that. "Bluebird". Mannix goes to a hippy bar, and probably gets knocked out. Most detectives would be a vegetable if they got knocked out every week like these guys.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2017 10:51 PM (p6BoR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:51 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 15, 2017 10:42 PM (p5Y9F) fnord (p5Y9F)
Ya ever watch an introvert and an extrovert argue about the nature of their condition for 27 years, and never even end up at the same definition of the words?
Same thing.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 15, 2017 10:52 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 10:53 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 10:48 PM (0mRoj)
I think that's the point.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2017 10:53 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:51 PM (cPsPa)
Assuming three cups a day, a lifetime for most people.
Posted by: josephistan at May 15, 2017 10:53 PM (ANIFC)
How can trying to help those who are down be bad?
Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2017 10:46 PM (BrS/H)
I appreciate your kinds words, booknlass. But I have a severe personality flaw - I'm argumentative. I don't even have to be drinking. I pick shit apart and analyze it and try to demonstrate that there's no there, there. And apparently that's not what's wanted.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:53 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 15, 2017 10:53 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 10:53 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 15, 2017 10:54 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 15, 2017 10:47 PM (89VjS)
This, and also the 'Death by 1,000 papercuts' strategy. Try to control the weekly news cycle and put Trump constantly on the defensive responding to each new 'scandal'.
Posted by: gewa76 at May 15, 2017 10:54 PM (f4GSC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 10:55 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 15, 2017 10:53 PM (Nwg0
Better cast of characters around Rockford:
Rocky
Dennis
Beth
Angel
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2017 10:55 PM (voOPb)
**
No, you're not.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants
is too
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:55 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 10:48 PM (0mRoj) fnord (0mRoj)
Well, if they have nice voices and aren't straining the whispering, that's pretty hot, too.
I especially like acrylic nails tapping on resin/plastic, and jangling/rummaging sounds.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 15, 2017 10:49 PM (p5Y9F) fnord (p5Y9F)
Well, I would avoid that personally, but some sounds are relaxing. Mind you, among my favorites is a thunderstorm.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 15, 2017 10:55 PM (wB8Tg)
MeTV is running Mannix late night now, and I'm enjoying it. He was a tough sonavabitch indeed. And that hair -- Jack Lord didn't have anything on Mike Connors -- I wonder how long it took makeup to get that Mannix-do just right?
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 15, 2017 10:56 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 15, 2017 10:56 PM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 15, 2017 10:56 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:53 PM (tHwdc)
Flaw? Rubbish. But, it may not always be the most helpful thing to someone in a particular situation. I know I've gotten some...suboptimal reactions from people doing that very thing.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 10:56 PM (0mRoj)
You don't get the goosebumps?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 15, 2017 10:57 PM (p5Y9F)
**
No, you're not.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants
is too
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:55 PM (cPsPa)
This isn't an argument!
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 10:57 PM (0mRoj)
That is the DNC emails, not the Hillary email server?
Posted by: T'arth Mordent at May 15, 2017 10:57 PM (Zcg6E)
Thanks Mero.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 10:50 PM (tHwdc) fnord (tHwdc)
(puts hat on, doffs heat, removes hat)
The GSCBs are *really* good. When you open the bag it smells *just* like fresh-cooked sweet corn. Reminds me to get some more.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 15, 2017 10:57 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May
who is arguing?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:57 PM (cPsPa)
You don't get the goosebumps?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 15, 2017 10:57 PM (p5Y9F)
Nope. Not a one. I also am nearly impossible to startle, which may be related.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 10:58 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:32 PM
It's Five O'Clock somewhere.
Posted by: Alan Jackson & Jimmy Buffet at May 15, 2017 10:58 PM (DMUuz)
--
I'm the same way Miley.
However, have you considered that the problem is not you, but the people around you? I've known people who only have relationships as a means of reflecting their own thoughts and beliefs. Consequently, they only want you to listen to them and agree. They don't want their problems discussed or solved. They don't want a free exchange of ideas; just confirmation of their own beliefs.
Which is why I ended two close friendships in the past year, and, to be honest, it's made my life happier. Which makes no sense at all.
Posted by: shibumi at May 15, 2017 10:59 PM (BPeNq)
I'd like to go back in time and slap the shit out of your mother. I think she has a lot to answer for.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 15, 2017 10:59 PM (p5Y9F)
Nobody jumped out of a speeding car better than Mannix.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 15, 2017 10:59 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 15, 2017 10:59 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 15, 2017 11:00 PM (89VjS)
I'd like to go back in time and slap the shit out of your mother. I think she has a lot to answer for.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May
so is that like a spanking? you are going to spank Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy's mom?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 11:01 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 10:53 PM (TwwWO) fnord (TwwWO)
Palpatine, *one* of us bankrupted a galactic empire and got thrown into a power core by their employee of the month and one of us didn't.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 15, 2017 11:01 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2017 11:01 PM (IqV8l)
So does Hillary.
Posted by: Huma at May 15, 2017 11:01 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
I'm 'angry' in the words of my coworker. I believe I understand what you're saying. frustrating to feel things can be talked out, and to lose your debate partner's attention because you're too 'angry' or what I call, passionate.
close?
Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2017 11:02 PM (BrS/H)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2017 11:03 PM (p6BoR)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 15, 2017 11:03 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 11:03 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 15, 2017 11:03 PM (KP5rU)
And he got a shot a bunch of times as well. And hell, it seems like to know Mannix was to eventually want to kill him. They had a bunch of episodes where some old buddy of his, from the Army or college, or high school, would come back and try to kill him.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 15, 2017 11:03 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 15, 2017 11:03 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 15, 2017 11:04 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: T'arth Mordent at May 15, 2017 11:04 PM (Zcg6E)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 15, 2017 11:04 PM (KP5rU)
I'd like to go back in time and slap the shit out of your mother. I think she has a lot to answer for.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 15, 2017 10:59 PM (p5Y9F)
I'm going to take the coward's way out and take no position on this statement. However...what brought that on? Genuinely curious.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 11:04 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: TexasDan at May 15, 2017 10:39 PM (TqXWc)
I expect you could reinforce a sea can to make it useful as bunker. Three lengths of 6" I-beam welded to roof, and another layer of steel plate welded to them. Turn the roof into a box beam.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2017 11:04 PM (0deF2)
Goodnight, Horde.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 15, 2017 11:05 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May
if they remake the show everyone trying to off him will probably be from here.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 11:05 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at May 15, 2017 10:06 PM (+lVUW)
I claim that what I do with mine is perfectly appropriate for my culture.
My Culture, my heritage, Peruvia, land of Hamsters. (Oh, and white-guy dreds look like a legion of cats had hairball issues on your head. Feelz is pathetic, but Felt is worse)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2017 11:05 PM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 11:05 PM (TwwWO)
rudge linking to NYT and WaPo.Posted by: LASue at May 15, 2017 11:05 PM (CLKfs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 11:01 PM (cPsPa)
Wear a GoPro Miss T. You'll make a mint on pay per view.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2017 11:06 PM (graBg)
--
If a liberal calls you "angry" it means that you are too smart and are presenting an argument that they cannot dispute.
So.... ANGRY!!!
Also... if, for example, you have a disagreement with a friend who then asks "what's wrong" and after explaining "what's wrong" YOU get called judgemental, it means they're a perfectionist who can't handle any sort of criticism or even feedback.
Posted by: shibumi at May 15, 2017 11:06 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2017 11:04 PM (0deF2)
That's pricy....Why not just pour some concrete?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2017 11:06 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 15, 2017 11:07 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2017 11:07 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May
=========
well, context is everything. did they say "you are a horrible
person" or did
they say "you are a horribly naughty, naughty young lady,
get back over
here"?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 10:27 PM (cPsPa)
=========
A spanking! A spanking!
Posted by: Eight-Score Blondes and Brunettes All Between 18 and 19-1/2 at May 15, 2017 11:07 PM (XHDeu)
Palpatine, *one* of us bankrupted a galactic empire and got thrown into a power core by their employee of the month and one of us didn't.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 15, 2017 11:01 PM (wB8Tg)
Bwaaahhhh. Where's our dark side cookies Mero? You haven't brought the 'ettes any in ages.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2017 11:08 PM (graBg)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 11:09 PM (TwwWO)
/yeah, I'm an argumentative, intellectual drunk.
Posted by: shibumi
No you wouldn't!!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....booger eater, knuckle dragger at May 15, 2017 11:10 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Mike at May 15, 2017 11:10 PM (c056A)
"Reactionary" was an old buzzword by the lefties. Throw shit on people, call them names when they "react", as any sane person would.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2017 11:11 PM (p6BoR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFqJjX7xRAY
There's a storm coming, he says....
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 15, 2017 11:12 PM (6FqZa)
He was dapper and had slick hair as well. A lot of the standard TV P.I. tropes were set by that show. The police lt. buddy, who gets annoyed with the P.I, but always comes through.
Gunn's girlfriend was played by Lola Albright, and she was a hottie. Damn, I just looked her up. She died in March of this year, age 92.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 15, 2017 11:12 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2017 11:08 PM (graBg) fnord (graBg)
That's the first time I've even been asked in a long time.
http://bit.ly/2qmoo3n
I thought no one cared anymore (snif).
http://bit.ly/2pEKcIO
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 15, 2017 11:12 PM (wB8Tg)
I could watch The Man In Black all day & never regret a second.
Posted by: Bourbon Cowboy at May 15, 2017 11:13 PM (WFzg2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
He played basketball at UCLA too.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....booger eater, knuckle dragger at May 15, 2017 11:14 PM (S6Pax)
I expect you could reinforce a sea can to make it useful as bunker. Three lengths of 6" I-beam welded to roof, and another layer of steel plate welded to them. Turn the roof into a box beam.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2017 11:04 PM (0deF2)
It would be tough. The roof is really thin material, and it's arched to make the connex drain. So you're not working with a flat.
It could be used as a form to cast concrete, but the roof would need temporary shoring. The walks can't really withstand earth pressure either, and the box as a whole would not withstand unequal earth pressure from one side to the other.
They are a very efficient design for their intended purpose. As a part of that efficiency they don't waste material where it's not needed. As soon as humans try to turn them into habitation that all goes in it's ear.
The articles like the one linked are such nonsense I cannot even tell you. Those boxes were cut apart and rei forced with miles of additional steel and welding.
For a look. Full stop. And bragging rights to other wealthy lefties that it's somehow responsible or sustainable. The joke is on the losers who paid more to live with 8'-6" ceilings and long narrow rooms.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 15, 2017 11:14 PM (TqXWc)
That's pretty cheap per cup, no?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 15, 2017 10:44 PM (ubj4j)
Trying to find the cheapest deal on K-cup coffee is like trying to find the cheapest Jaguar mechanic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2017 11:14 PM (0deF2)
http://bit.ly/2qmoo3n
I thought no one cared anymore (snif).
http://bit.ly/2pEKcIO
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 15, 2017 11:12 PM (wB8Tg)
Whoa, Miley left too soon. Those would definitely cheer her up.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2017 11:15 PM (graBg)
and I get, well, I don't like to be around angry women.
or, "I don't know what you're talking about."
or, "yeah, Trump...." and they don't say anything. they don't finish the sentence. just "yeah, Trump" is their rebuttal.
Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2017 11:15 PM (BrS/H)
Me, too, so that's probably not it.
But not everybody gets the response, I think it's about 50/50.
Where are you on the, er, dirty talk scale and having your ears and neck kissed and such? Consider that rhetorical, I'm sorry if I"m being too nosy! I just wonder if that's part of it, because even though my ASMR response isn't at all sexual, I AM very inclined to liking naughtiness whispered in my ear!
But I am just very sensuous in general. Very tactile, very acute sense of smell, etc.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 15, 2017 11:16 PM (p5Y9F)
Got a lot done today and I'm, tarrhed as Hillary. Well maybe not that tarrhed, I'm not gonna plank by a bollard.
I'm debating on whether to eat 3! scoops of vanilla/butterscotch ice cream before bed, or maybe a couple more of the hamballs that were so tasty.
Posted by: Farmer at May 15, 2017 11:16 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2017 11:16 PM (p6BoR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 11:17 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Farmer at May 15, 2017 11:16 PM (o/90i)
Embrace the power of and.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2017 11:17 PM (graBg)
There was an episode they ran last week where he showed off his basketball skillz. A young Kareem Abdul Jabbar had a bit role in that. The episode was 1971. He had just gone pro at the time, I think.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 15, 2017 11:18 PM (8O3HH)
I'm debating on whether to eat 3! scoops of vanilla/butterscotch ice cream before bed, or maybe a couple more of the hamballs that were so tasty.
Posted by: Farmer at May 15, 2017 11:16 PM (o/90i)
Have each my friend, have each!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2017 11:18 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Mike at May 15, 2017 11:10 PM (c056A) fnord (c056A)
It's always been anti-nationalism for the left. The entirety of WWII was International Socialists vs. National Socialists. When the Russians were Internationalists, the left favored them. Now they're Nationalists, therefore, the devil.
"Europe" is their New Last Hope.
This is kind of a think a lot of people know but it the commentary is a little sparse. There isn't much recent scholarship on the history of collectivism (partly because the scholars are mainly on Team Let's Not Talk About That).
"Globalism" is the new, slightly less-hostile to the rich version of collectivism. Basically gives the billionaires a seat at the oligarch table.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 15, 2017 11:18 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2017 11:19 PM (IqV8l)
I ought not to have said anything, I'm sorry, it was horrible of me!
Something you mentioned in a thread yesterday, that's all.
Again, please accept my apologies, what a terrible thing for me to say.
I think I'll bow out to, I seem to have misplaced my filters again this evening! (You have to admit I've been good for a looong time, though!)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 15, 2017 11:20 PM (p5Y9F)
That's pretty cheap per cup, no?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 15, 2017 10:44 PM (ubj4j)
Are there advantages to k-cups over a regular drip coffee maker?
Every-time i hear k-cup i think of K-Cars.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2017 11:20 PM (voOPb)
Here's one for everybody feeling a little low tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK2-Nv4qX8Q
Bed of Roses, Little Feat
"It's a nightmare on a budget"
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....booger eater, knuckle dragger at May 15, 2017 11:21 PM (S6Pax)
I'm out of eggs so all I can make are short bread cookies which aren't all that good. Well, I could crumble them up and pour over ice cream, but I don't have any ice cream.
I do have a can of cherry pie filling I could pour into a ready made pie crust and crumble short bread cookies over it as a topping.
Sounds like too much work. So I'll just sit here and wish. . . which is pretty depressing, now that I think about it.
Posted by: T'arth Mordent at May 15, 2017 11:21 PM (Zcg6E)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 15, 2017 11:21 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2017 11:21 PM (p6BoR)
Posted by: Mike at May 15, 2017 11:10 PM (c056A)
Ah yes, those halcyon days before November 8, 2016.
Posted by: gewa76 at May 15, 2017 11:22 PM (f4GSC)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2017 11:22 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 15, 2017 11:22 PM (p5Y9F)
But I am just very sensuous in general. Very tactile, very acute sense of smell, etc.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 15, 2017 11:16 PM (p5Y9F)
If you weren't a married woman, I'd think you were flirting with me.
I'm probably pretty high up on the scale you mention. I like to provide and receive, er, thorough attention. Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 11:22 PM (0mRoj)
I guess all we need for impeachment these days is a newspaper headline.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 15, 2017 11:23 PM (89VjS)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 15, 2017 11:23 PM (p5Y9F)
Posted by: Common Tater
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Johnny Dollar was my favorite radio show. As kid I would listen to it on a crystal set, while I was supposed to be going to sleep.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2017 11:23 PM (ZO497)
I ought not to have said anything, I'm sorry, it was horrible of me!
Something you mentioned in a thread yesterday, that's all.
Again, please accept my apologies, what a terrible thing for me to say.
I think I'll bow out to, I seem to have misplaced my filters again this evening! (You have to admit I've been good for a looong time, though!)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 15, 2017 11:20 PM (p5Y9F)
Don't sweat it. Seriously.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 11:23 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: T'arth Mordent at May 15, 2017 11:21 PM (Zcg6E) fnord (Zcg6E)
Sounds like the first half of most of my days.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 15, 2017 11:24 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2017 11:24 PM (BrS/H)
Some Europeans see the live presentation of "America" as offensive and nationalistic.
/eyes rolling.
Posted by: shibumi at May 15, 2017 10:05
That's too bad, they can PISS OFF.
Too bad my ancestor's homelands were left w/ these pussies that want to allow their countries to be taken over by Islam.
Charles Martel would be amazed.
Posted by: Farmer at May 15, 2017 11:25 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2017 11:25 PM (p6BoR)
You eat 3 scoop's of vanilla, tucker & I will eat 2 scoop's of coffee ice cream and celebrate a beautiful day with you and Jules.
Posted by: Bourbon Cowboy at May 15, 2017 11:25 PM (WFzg2)
My dirty mind is going into overdrive thinking of the possibilities. You know, a plot. Educational type video stuff......
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 15, 2017 11:25 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 11:25 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2017 11:06 PM (rF0hx)
Concrete is expensive. Making the roof into a box beam could be really cheap, if you could get hold of some suitable scrap steel. And a couple of boxes of welding electrodes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2017 11:26 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 11:25 PM (TwwWO)
What do you mean?
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 11:26 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Charles The Hammer Martel at May 15, 2017 11:27 PM (JZdsf)
Charles Martel would be amazed.
Posted by: Farmer
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Brexit has given me reason for faint hope for my motherland. Faint, but, hope.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2017 11:27 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
Remember "Mr. Lucky"? Great theme by Henry Mancini.
And I had a bug in my memory the other night. Remember "Hennesy", starring Jackie Cooper as the Navy doctor? Abbie Dalton was his romantic interest (a nurse). Gosh, she was adorable in those old shows. Really funny show.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....booger eater, knuckle dragger at May 15, 2017 11:28 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 11:28 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2017 11:28 PM (p6BoR)
Wheeler also told us, "I have a source inside the police department that has looked at me straight in the eye and said, 'Rod, we were told to stand down on this case and I can't share any information with you.' Now, that is highly unusual for a murder investigation, especially from a police department. Again, I don't think it comes from the chief's office, but I do believe there is a correlation between the mayor's office and the DNC and that is the information that will come out [Tuesday].
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 15, 2017 11:28 PM (e8kgV)
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I wonder if she enjoys an all-girl massage.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2017 11:29 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 11:29 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at May 15, 2017 11:30 PM (CvDgu)
Some damn skunk was probably smelling some of the cat food residue, and encountered one of the cats. That happened a lot last year, now it may be starting up again.
So far, none of the cats have gotten sprayed. Years ago, that happened. Let a cat in, and damn, she was covered in skunk spray.....
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 15, 2017 11:31 PM (8O3HH)
Wheeler also told us, "I have a source inside
the police department that has looked at me straight in the eye and
said, 'Rod, we were told to stand down on this case and I can't share
any information with you.' Now, that is highly unusual for a murder
investigation, especially from a police department. Again, I don't think
it comes from the chief's office, but I do believe there is a
correlation between the mayor's office and the DNC and that is the
information that will come out [Tuesday].
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 15, 2017 11:28 PM (e8kgV)
Wow. Why isn't this the headline in the Washington Post? I'm thinking they threw that bullshit story about Trump leaking secrets to deflect from this story.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 15, 2017 11:31 PM (89VjS)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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See: "Calm down"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2017 11:31 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Harry Truman at May 15, 2017 11:32 PM (JZdsf)
Yeah, she was really good in that. Just enough of the smouldering to keep things interesting. The novel had her character even more interesting in that regard.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 11:32 PM (TwwWO)
MeTV had Peter Gunn for a while. GetTV occasionally has Johnny Staccato.
Remember "Mr. Lucky"? Great theme by Henry Mancini.
MeTV had Peter Gunn and Mr. Lucky back to back.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2017 11:33 PM (IqV8l)
I really do want AOSHQ to liveblog the pegging Theresa May is going to deliver that night.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 15, 2017 11:33 PM (6FqZa)
:-)
Posted by: StrawMan at May 15, 2017 09:47
And what is very old? I've seen ranges from early 30s to over 70.
I'm thinking there's a lot of 50s and 60s IIRC. I'll admit I'm 61. No idea how I got that old, sometimes it must have been just good luck or maybe God protecting me. (;
Posted by: Farmer at May 15, 2017 11:33 PM (o/90i)
And Tom Bergeron basically does nothing, just looks at someone who can't stop laughing.
https://youtu.be/2Q7U81k0a6A?t=35m31s
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 15, 2017 11:33 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 11:29 PM (TwwWO)
I must have missed something. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 11:33 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2017 11:34 PM (p6BoR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 11:34 PM (TwwWO)
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This is about my crystal radio, isn't it?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2017 11:34 PM (ZO497)
But it's still only an allegation and it better be true otherwise the WaPo loses credibility.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 15, 2017 11:34 PM (89VjS)
It could be used as a form to cast concrete, but the roof would need temporary shoring. The walks can't really withstand earth pressure either, and the box as a whole would not withstand unequal earth pressure from one side to the other.
They are a very efficient design for their intended purpose. As a part of that efficiency they don't waste material where it's not needed. As soon as humans try to turn them into habitation that all goes in it's ear.
The articles like the one linked are such nonsense I cannot even tell you. Those boxes were cut apart and rei forced with miles of additional steel and welding.
For a look. Full stop. And bragging rights to other wealthy lefties that it's somehow responsible or sustainable. The joke is on the losers who paid more to live with 8'-6" ceilings and long narrow rooms.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 15, 2017 11:14 PM (TqXWc)
Well, I am not really advocating turning a sea can into a bunker, just suggesting that with suitably-applied reinforcement, it probably would hold up unless soil conditions were really bad.
I would imagine this to be the sort of thing a prepper would do, in secret, out of sight, with no county code enforcers aware of it.
Not so much engineered, as overbuilt to the degree that the bad engineering is overcome.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2017 11:35 PM (0deF2)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/864170124277936128
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/864170217714454528
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/864170311377461248
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/864170405749297152
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/864170534518611968
Posted by: kbdabear at May 15, 2017 11:36 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 15, 2017 11:36 PM (8O3HH)
Did you know that revisionist history is happening?
Right now, there are liberals in the academic world that claim that the Romans welcomed the Germanic hordes, and it made them stronger.
Really. I'm not making this up. It's freaking bizarre.
Anecdotally, I think Europe is being invaded right now, and the only ones that are recognizing it are Poland and Hungary.
Posted by: shibumi at May 15, 2017 11:36 PM (BPeNq)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/864170706057265154
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/864170811304837120
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/864170902757486592
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/864171000161857536
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/864171088187719682
Posted by: kbdabear at May 15, 2017 11:36 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: shibumi at May 15, 2017 11:36 PM (BPeNq) fnord (BPeNq)
So, nothing new?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 15, 2017 11:38 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 11:38 PM (TwwWO)
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Well, the ONT usually shows up around 10pm eastern, which gives people a chance to participate before the 11pm Trump Hate. Early for the west coast, but... sorry, it's an east coast world people.
Posted by: shibumi at May 15, 2017 11:38 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 15, 2017 11:38 PM (89VjS)
:-)
Posted by: StrawMan
I turn 50 this weekend.
Does that count as old?
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 15, 2017 11:38 PM (WFzg2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2017 11:29 PM (JZdsf)
I know I do
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 11:39 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Common Tater
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Johnny Dollar was my favorite radio show. As kid I would listen to it on a crystal set, while I was supposed to be going to sleep.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2017 11:23 PM (ZO497)
Vic listened to the burning bush. You're a whippersnapper
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2017 11:39 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 11:39 PM (TwwWO)
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i do... that was last week, IIRC.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 15, 2017 11:40 PM (7djMa)
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He knew for certainty. Manhattan project was infested with several spies, some discovered, some not.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2017 11:40 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 11:38 PM (TwwWO)
Still haven't the foggiest what you're talking about. Not trying to be difficult, just am not following at all.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 11:41 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2017 11:41 PM (BrS/H)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 15, 2017 11:41 PM (p6BoR)
So, nothing new?
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Well, I know that recent history, and even daily stuff, is revised/ made up.
But I thought that things that have been taught for years like "The Fall of the Roman Empire" were safe from that.
Wow, am I naive.
Posted by: shibumi at May 15, 2017 11:42 PM (BPeNq)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 15, 2017 11:42 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Farmer at May 15, 2017 11:16 PM
Have each my friend, have each!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2017 11:18
LOL, then I'd never wake up at 7 like I need too, I'd be in a food coma.
Maybe another glass of red wine and then some water for thru the nite will get me by. (:
But I'll prolly wake up in the middle of the night and eat some cold pizza. Yumm.
Posted by: Farmer at May 15, 2017 11:43 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2017 11:43 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 11:44 PM (TwwWO)
My son and I can't talk calmly about anything, such as the muslim attacks on Jerusalem, before the Crusades. He just starts yelling. I mean, really yelling. shouting down the truth.
Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2017 11:44 PM (BrS/H)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 15, 2017 11:45 PM (7djMa)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2017 11:46 PM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 11:44 PM (TwwWO)
Hmmm. I can't really disagree. I had being "nice" rather ruthlessly beaten into me. It's a handicap, as I've discovered over time.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 11:48 PM (0mRoj)
My son and I can't talk calmly about anything, such as the muslim attacks on Jerusalem, before the Crusades. He just starts yelling. I mean, really yelling. shouting down the truth.
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I can't imagine how heartbreaking/ frustrating/ maddening that must me.
I was lucky. I accidentally went to a pretty conservative college, and have always been... pretty conservative. Like my parents. So even though we had our differences, that wasn't one of them.
Posted by: shibumi at May 15, 2017 11:48 PM (BPeNq)
Never fails. Earth starts to go into a cold snap, the UFOs show up. Goddam space Skandis...
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 15, 2017 11:48 PM (6wURk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 11:44 PM (TwwWO)
I know you're talking to someone else here, Uncle P, but...yeah, there's my problem, right there.
My folks, bless 'em, raised me to be a nice guy. And we all know what happens to nice guys.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 15, 2017 11:50 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 15, 2017 11:51 PM (Tnhbr)
mom is anti-trump. the mention of his name snaps her into shitty "I don't want to hear it" mode.
Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2017 11:51 PM (BrS/H)
Be a rogue, a bounder, a cad, even if it's only once a week, and only by NOT engaging the filter in a single conversation with a stranger you're likely never to meet again. It will build your strength and restore your confidence.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 11:52 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 15, 2017 11:53 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 15, 2017 11:53 PM (8O3HH)
I really do want AOSHQ to liveblog the pegging Theresa May is going to deliver that night.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 15, 2017 11:33 PM (6FqZa)
Decision Desk HQ will be covering it. First polls close 5 P.M. EST.
Posted by: The DD Hat at May 15, 2017 11:53 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2017 11:53 PM (BrS/H)
You eat 3 scoop's of vanilla, tucker & I will eat 2 scoop's of coffee ice cream and celebrate a beautiful day with you and Jules.
Posted by: Bourbon Cowboy at May 15, 2017 11:25
Twas a beautiful day here in N IL. Got up into the 80s for the first time this yr. Got more planted in the garden.
The dogs love this weather. What is Tucker up to?
Posted by: Farmer at May 15, 2017 11:54 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: shibumi at May 15, 2017 11:42 PM (BPeNq) fnord (BPeNq)
Revisionism has pretty much always been with us. It's waxed and waned, but it's been rampant in academia since before I was born.
My son and I can't talk calmly about anything, such as the muslim attacks on Jerusalem, before the Crusades. He just starts yelling. I mean, really yelling. shouting down the truth.
Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2017 11:44 PM (BrS/H) fnord (BrS/H)
Sounds pretty effin' Maoist to me.
WTF is up with people? I probably can ask that because I keep my social circle small.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 15, 2017 11:54 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 15, 2017 11:55 PM (Tnhbr)
Be a rogue, a bounder, a cad, even if it's only once a week, and only by NOT engaging the filter in a single conversation with a stranger you're likely never to meet again. It will build your strength and restore your confidence.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 11:52 PM (TwwWO)
There's a fundamental problem here, and that it's you're talking to people who haven't the slightest notion how that works in terms of practical application.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 15, 2017 11:55 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2017 11:56 PM (BrS/H)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 11:56 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: gNewt at May 15, 2017 11:56 PM (QvdcM)
history from public school and college and their peers instead of what I
taught them.
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time to find a nice conservative organization to leave everything to, other than just enough of a token bequest for each that they can't contest the will.
any good estate lawyer should be able to set that up for you.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 15, 2017 11:56 PM (7djMa)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May
yeah, then google fat apron!
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 11:57 PM (cPsPa)
Never fails. Earth starts to go into a cold snap, the UFOs show up. Goddam space Skandis...
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 15, 2017 11:48 PM (6wURk)
Wonder how bad their lutefisk is?,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2017 11:57 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 11:57 PM (cPsPa)
1. It's tough to be a nice guy.
2. You can care about people who absolutely have no desire to care back.
3. People will climb a tree to say something hurtful, when they can stand on the ground and speak about love.
4. A lot of people are in life to make themselves better at your cost.
5. Your hard work doesn't really matter. Some people are all about themselves and will step on you in a microsecond.
6. A lot of people who claim to be your friend actually aren't.
7. Gossip is more satisfying than the truth.
8. People could care less that they've hurt your feelings.
9. Your list of friends is shrinking daily.
10. God and your family are the best friends you have.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 15, 2017 11:57 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 15, 2017 11:58 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 15, 2017 11:59 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith
yes, it is Maoist! the best i can describe it came to me from a Bible teacher named Thieme. he called it 'reverse-process reversionism' where everything shameful is considered virtuous, and virtuous, disgraceful.
I tried to teach college freshman the truth about Mao's revolution, and they COULD NOT understand. their minds, the majority of them, were flaccid.
Posted by: booknlass at May 16, 2017 12:00 AM (BrS/H)
Instant? Ugh
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 16, 2017 12:00 AM (voOPb)
Don't go there as often as I did. For a while he was linking to WND or whatever that place is and others. Now I check and refresh with Insty.
Posted by: gracepc at May 16, 2017 12:00 AM (OU4q6)
1. It's tough to be a nice guy.
2. You can care about people who absolutely have no desire to care back.
3. People will climb a tree to say something hurtful, when they can stand on the ground and speak about love.
4. A lot of people are in life to make themselves better at your cost.
5. Your hard work doesn't really matter. Some people are all about themselves and will step on you in a microsecond.
6. A lot of people who claim to be your friend actually aren't.
7. Gossip is more satisfying than the truth.
8. People could care less that they've hurt your feelings.
9. Your list of friends is shrinking daily.
10. God and your family are the best friends you have.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May
since it is only Monday you are in for a lousy week.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 16, 2017 12:00 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2017 11:57 PM (cPsPa)
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Classic Roast
Posted by: gNewt at May 16, 2017 12:00 AM (QvdcM)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May
well, when it is too late to go for sbux and you do not want to make a full pot it has its allure.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 16, 2017 12:01 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 16, 2017 12:02 AM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 12:02 AM (TwwWO)
Well, there is "intrinsic" savings/efficiency in k-cups, namely time.
It's quick. And there's no cleanup.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 16, 2017 12:03 AM (ubj4j)
Posted by: gNewt at May 16, 2017 12:04 AM (QvdcM)
I don't know why they just didn't call Perry Mason in any time there was a murder. Let him solve it in the first place.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at May 16, 2017 12:05 AM (8O3HH)
My "usual" at Dunkin Dognuts is: medium ice coffee.
It's $2.35ish and I give them $3.
So if a k-cup cost me 70 cents, the machine will pay for itself in, I dunno, a year...maybe less.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 16, 2017 12:05 AM (ubj4j)
WTF is up with people? I probably can ask that because I keep my social circle small.
Posted by: Merovign
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Howard Zinn
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2017 12:06 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 16, 2017 12:07 AM (ubj4j)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 12:07 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 16, 2017 12:07 AM (Lqy/e)
So, let's say with the cost of the disposable cup, the cost is 80 cents per cup.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 16, 2017 12:07 AM (ubj4j)
Posted by: TexasDan at May 15, 2017 10:39 PM (TqXWc)
I expect you could reinforce a sea can to make it useful as bunker. Three lengths of 6" I-beam welded to roof, and another layer of steel plate welded to them. Turn the roof into a box beam.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2017 11:04 PM (0deF2)
Yes you just don't bury the container without some modification. Besides reinforcement, there is a water proofing process that is to be completed. The containers though are inexpensive ( or were) and are a perfect starting framework in which to construct a bunker .
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 16, 2017 12:07 AM (IDPbH)
He was though, being GOOD, and without sin.
"Nice", can be one of the worst of the sins, when it confines one to a prison of limited expression, experience or emotion.
You're made in God's image. Find your whip, and drive the limitations out of your life.
Were I to shoot a burglar breaking into my house, that would be not being "nice", but certainly, being Righteous.
Do the same to the thoughts that break in and rob you of vigor, virility, vitality and victory.
Violence is not always a sin.
See above Jesus reference.
See Old Testament.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2017 12:08 AM (v5iqM)
PLUS, I save time, gas, and aggravation by avoiding Dunkin Dognuts.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 16, 2017 12:08 AM (ubj4j)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2017 11:27
Yes indeed, that's hopeful. We've a lot of folk that came from the British Isles.
Maybe there's' faint hope there. The UK used to integrate others from the Commonwealth. Today they are rapidly on the way to losing their identity (as we are).
Posted by: Farmer at May 16, 2017 12:09 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: booknlass at May 16, 2017 12:00 AM (BrS/H) fnord (BrS/H)
Well, their academic career depends on not understanding.
And probably their future career in government.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 16, 2017 12:10 AM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: publius
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Heh. That's because I kicked Arthur Tragg's ass as an investigator.
Posted by: Paul Drake, PI at May 16, 2017 12:10 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 12:10 AM (TwwWO)
The dogs love this weather. What is Tucker up to?
Posted by: Farmer at May 15, 2017 11:54 PM (o/90i)
18.2 pounds according to his latest vet visit just last week.
He need to drop a few, I guess. But dont we all?
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 16, 2017 12:10 AM (WFzg2)
Posted by: gNewt at May 16, 2017 12:12 AM (QvdcM)
This is happening in almost all families I know, right now. It's heartbreaking and horrible and so stressful, and I blame the mSM even more than the liberal professors and even our kids. I'm sure that this, too, will pass, but it's a struggle, I know. Prayer seems to help.
Posted by: LASue at May 16, 2017 12:12 AM (CLKfs)
Walnut Grove was from Little House on the Prairie.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 16, 2017 12:12 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 16, 2017 12:13 AM (WFzg2)
The email also challenges prior media reports that the juror's comments dealt with "higher beings."
Why, yes, we were contacting said juror!
-- The Higher Beings of Planet GoGata
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2017 12:14 AM (pNxlR)
Instant? Ugh
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 16, 2017 12:00 AM (voOPb)
Go to the Asian market, the pokey one with odd things in the freezer, and get the Vina Cafe Instant Coffee Mix 3 in 1, or the other option is the DeDe Instant Thai Coffee Drink. You can get 20 single serving envelopes for about $5.00
You will never look at coffee the same way again.
Don't get the ginseng flavored stuff, it tastes like dirt and makes you want to fight anyone within arms length
Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2017 12:14 AM (mkDpn)
**pours Jim a double Old Charter, and points him toward a charming lady of my acquaintance.**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 12:14 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: gNewt at May 16, 2017 12:12 AM (QvdcM)
If cost is no object than a concrete bunker would be the optimal choice.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 16, 2017 12:14 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 16, 2017 12:16 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 16, 2017 12:16 AM (IDPbH)
Good stuff. Pro tip - the 'Ginseng Juice Cooking Wine' is 74 proof, it ain't for cooking, but will, if consumed regularly, make the lady in your life very happy and very, very tired. But very, very happy.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 12:18 AM (TwwWO)
Re: "Jackson", the funniest use to which I have seen it put was at RLM --
https://youtu.be/mkxQ6HYDwIA
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2017 12:18 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: booknlass at May 16, 2017 12:00 AM (BrS/H) fnord (BrS/H)
Well, their academic career depends on not understanding.
And probably their future career in government.
---
There's this book by Napoleon Hill called Outwitting the Devil. It's very odd, but goes under the premise that the Devil has control of 98% of the population who are simply unable to think. They simply drift, exist and react-- they have no goals, and just wait to see what happens.
I hate to say this, but the vast majority of people I know are drifters who have nothing but baseless opinions and no real ambitions other than "new phone" "more vacation time" and of course "more weeks of unemployment."
Posted by: shibumi at May 16, 2017 12:18 AM (BPeNq)
"The audio quality is trash by modern standards and some research
has even suggested that its compression reinforces perceived negative
emotional characteristics in musical instruments to the detriment of
positive emotional characteristics"
WTF? Reinforces negative emotional characteristics to the detriment of positive emotional characteristics. If I had the chance to punch the academic that wrote that right smack in the nose, I'd take that chance. It's an audio format for Krys's sake. It "reinforces" nothing.
Posted by: MSTisdale at May 16, 2017 12:19 AM (g9d8D)
RuhRo
Posted by: gNewt at May 16, 2017 12:19 AM (QvdcM)
Does that count as old?
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 15, 2017 11:38
Nope, I used to think that but I'm thinking that's vibrant middle age now
Need another back surgery this year for herniated disc and stenosis. then I'll be younger again. Morons are now "old" when they hit 80.
Happy early 50th FBS!
Posted by: Farmer at May 16, 2017 12:20 AM (o/90i)
**pours Jim a double Old Charter, and points him toward a charming lady of my acquaintance.**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 12:14 AM (TwwWO)
Thank you, Brother Palp.
The Old Charter, I'd certainly survive.
The charming lady? I'd ask only that you'd also have paramedics at the ready with 02 and a defrib unit on standby?
Oh well. Seems I'd at least die happy, so there's that.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2017 12:21 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 16, 2017 12:21 AM (Jcg9Q)
Sort of a long those lines. Be nice, not at your expense. Be nice to yourself, be as nice to others. "They say" you can't truly love someone until you love yourself. Everything, it seems to me, starts with you.
That nice guys finish last thing, has little to with being nice. imo. It's not fate, it's more a choice. It sounds boring. It's not. It's attractive to be with someone who knows themself, who has self respect and treats you the same.
Anyway, 2 cents. Have a good night everyone.
Posted by: gracepc at May 16, 2017 12:21 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 16, 2017 12:21 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 12:22 AM (TwwWO)
I get all that. My brain understands it.
What I don't know is where to begin.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 16, 2017 12:16 AM (rJUlF)
Ditto.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 16, 2017 12:22 AM (0mRoj)
Never fails. Earth starts to go into a cold snap, the UFOs show up. Goddam space Skandis...
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 15, 2017 11:48 PM (6wURk)
We're just here for your ice. Carry on!
-- Filthy Space Skandis
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2017 12:24 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 12:24 AM (TwwWO)
Therefore, we demand that you not stop at the dreadlocks with the knife, and continue onward and downward to fulfill your destiny of being Appropriation Free TM.
Posted by: MSTisdale at May 16, 2017 12:24 AM (g9d8D)
Hackers Holding Disney's Latest Pirates Of The Caribbean For Ransom
http://tinyurl.com/kbs5neq
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 16, 2017 12:25 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 16, 2017 12:27 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 16, 2017 12:14 AM (IDPbH)
If I were going to build an underground bunker here, I have the perfect start. There's a disused dry well, here, that was supposed to receive excess runoff from the roof cistern. Hasn't worked in years, and it is indeed dry. Made of 3-foot corrugated steel culvert pipe, set vertically, with a sheet metal lid, and it's about 20 feet deep.
So, ventilate it, because odds are the air down there is oxygen-deficient, set a ladder in it. Go down with metal saw and cut a door in the side. Just start tunneling out from that door, with the roof of the tunnel some 14 feet below grade. Put timber sets every few feet, just like in a real mine adit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2017 12:28 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 16, 2017 12:21 AM (IqV8l)
If you play me an audio clip of comparing an MP3 encoded at 320 kilobits vs. the common 128k bitrate, I can tell. 320k is practically indistinguishable from uncompressed audio to the average person's ear.
Also, most people aren't audiophiles. They'll settle for "good enough", and 128k is just that for most.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 16, 2017 12:28 AM (rJUlF)
I get all that. My brain understands it.
What I don't know is where to begin.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 16, 2017 12:16 AM (rJUlF)
Ditto.
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 16, 2017 12:22 AM (0mRoj)
Same here.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 16, 2017 12:28 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 12:29 AM (TwwWO)
I get all that. My brain understands it.
What I don't know is where to begin.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 16, 2017 12:16 AM (rJUlF)
The most direct route. And I *DO NOT CARE* how olde or out of shape ye are. Do it anyway.
Do some research, and find a reputable Krav Maga martial arts school in your area.
You have to embrace a VERY physical aspect to changing your internal paradigms. At our age, it's too late to take half measures.
In less than one year, you'll have discovered your Internal Badass. And, by time a year is up, you'll be surprised to learn that a good portion of that that Internal Badass is actually up to the challenge in real life.
That will drive certain changes in your psyche and personality, that will astound you. No, you won't become an aggressive, sterioided asshole.
But you will discover a new and EARNED confidence.
Tumblers will begin to fall into place, from there.
Were you local, I could nearly duplicate the effect with a solid six-months of weekly lessons at the range. But shooting bulls eyes isn't as directly empowering as knowing that you're not the "kickee" in an ass kicking contest.
Doesn't and won't instantly make you an Alpha Male. But damn sure will elevate you from being a Zeta, right?
Chivalry requires STRENGTH, not pacifism.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2017 12:29 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 16, 2017 12:30 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 12:31 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 16, 2017 12:21 AM (IqV8l)
mp3's have some issues, but for casual listening, or in a noisy environment, they are OK.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2017 12:31 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 12:33 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 12:31 AM (TwwWO)
Not very often, given my situation, and those few don't even glance in my direction.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 16, 2017 12:33 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: The Producers of Ancient Aliens on The History Channel Fridays at May 15, 2017 10:43 PM (BPeNq)
Even the Ancient Aliens production team puts it in the form of an open question in their opening and closing narration; "Have we been visited before and if so, when will they return?"
I happen to share the same first and last name with the executive producer. When I lived in L.A. I got calls for him once or twice a month from people who searched his name and number and took a shot by calling me.
Posted by: kbdabear at May 16, 2017 12:35 AM (AOrEZ)
When a stroll into the poor, poor whiteylocks article opens up a side path that produces --
At some point, however, we can begin to experience Vulvovaginal Atrophy (VVA) (aka Genitourinary Syndrome of Menopause, or GSM) resulting from the gradual loss of estrogen that comes with perimenopause and menopause.
-- that's Nature's way of saying, "Hang it up and go to sleep".
Adios!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2017 12:35 AM (pNxlR)
In valuing the idea of "transracial" it lists three assumptions, the first of which is:
"(1) We accept the following premises about trans people and the rights and dignity to which they are entitled....."
There are likely a mix of morons and lurkers here whom differ on their approach to people with mental illness, but that statement is where the stupid idea should die on the vine and certainly not be presumed. A "transracial" person is an idiot and therefore has no "rights and dignity" to which they are to be deemed "entitled." They are to laughed and humiliated out of the room. That is how my generation and others before it dealt with such fools. THAT is where America is failing - not calling an idiot an idiot.
Posted by: MSTisdale at May 16, 2017 12:36 AM (g9d8D)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 16, 2017 12:38 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 12:38 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 12:33 AM (TwwWO)
Well, here's what I'm talking about.
I looked up Krav Maga here in Ft. Worth. Not only does my schedule not accommodate attending, but I don't have the money for it either.
I have not been able to figure out how to overcome these "limitations" yet.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 16, 2017 12:39 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 12:41 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 16, 2017 12:42 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: RM at May 16, 2017 12:43 AM (eP+dt)
Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 16, 2017 12:43 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 12:44 AM (TwwWO)
*sigh*
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 16, 2017 12:44 AM (vRcUp)
We're not done with you yet, young Lord Hurlingbone..... but we'll give it a rest for now.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 12:45 AM (TwwWO)
That nice guys finish last thing, has little to with being nice. imo. It's not fate, it's more a choice. It sounds boring. It's not. It's attractive to be with someone who knows themself, who has self respect and treats you the same.
Anyway, 2 cents. Have a good night everyone.
Posted by: gracepc at May 16, 2017 12:21
I read something somewhere, I think it was here.
Do something nice to another person every day, at least once, purposefully. Not a bad idea..
Posted by: Farmer at May 16, 2017 12:45 AM (o/90i)
I looked up Krav Maga here in Ft. Worth. Not only does my schedule not accommodate attending, but I don't have the money for it either.
I have not been able to figure out how to overcome these "limitations" yet.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 16, 2017 12:39 AM (Jcg9Q)
Oy lad, I think I'm about to fook up yer world.
I have FRIENDS in the D/FW area.
Perchance you were to write to the addy in my nic, I'd begin to make calls to certain people. People who are possessed of highly developed skills and extensive knowledge in certain areas of interest and discussion.
Introductions could be made, you see.
You might have to travel to the areas around Plano or Carrollton, but still.
Schedules are fluid with this crowd. Not a 9 to 5er amongst 'em.
But they can help put your feet onto the path of Righteousness.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2017 12:47 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 12:49 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 12:41 AM (TwwWO)
As CW said, when I'm there I have no idea how to start. Everybody I see is busy doing something. I'd just be interrupting them.
I attend a gym (or will now again that I'm off graveyard) and hit the range not as much as I should, but it's the same there. Everybody is busy doing what they're doing, and look like they don't want to be interrupted (plus it's all guys at the range).
I look at people, and nobody looks back. So I just go about my business. I spend 99% of my time by myself.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 16, 2017 12:50 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Farmer at May 16, 2017 12:45 AM (o/90i)
Subtle distinction, important difference. The first is an emotion, the second, a choice.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2017 12:51 AM (v5iqM)
Heh, I asked that same question.
Well, I didn't really ask that question of the blog, but I asked myself, and then looked it up on google.
It is on youtube, but I still don't know what it is. Might be porn, in some variations.
Posted by: T'arth Mordent at May 16, 2017 12:51 AM (P8Jb5)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 12:49 AM (TwwWO)
I certainly plan to if I get an invite.
What racial stuff? Am I coming off as racist in some way?
Posted by: Country Boy at May 16, 2017 12:51 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2017 12:51 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 12:54 AM (TwwWO)
Introductions could be made, you see.
You might have to travel to the areas around Plano or Carrollton, but still.
Schedules are fluid with this crowd. Not a 9 to 5er amongst 'em.
But they can help put your feet onto the path of Righteousness.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2017 12:47 AM (v5iqM)
Not sure what you're referring to above, but I've been meaning to drop you a line sometime, so the above sounds like as good a reason to.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 16, 2017 12:54 AM (Jcg9Q)
I'm a very gregarious introvert.
Friendly. Outgoing. Enjoy interaction.
VERY guarded of my internal self. Damn few people get a glimpse to the inner me.
But, without having a wide top at the winnowing funnel, how would I otherwise grab onto the few remaining grains of True People who in the end, are winnowed out of the chaff?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2017 12:55 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 12:54 AM (TwwWO)
Phew, good lol.
'Cause Latinas are at the top of my list, with Asians rapidly closing.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 16, 2017 12:56 AM (Jcg9Q)
---
well, you *could* have joined the US Cavalry...
/Scouts Out!
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 16, 2017 12:57 AM (7djMa)
Friendly. Outgoing. Enjoy interaction.
VERY guarded of my internal self. Damn few people get a glimpse to the inner me.
But, without having a wide top at the winnowing funnel, how would I otherwise grab onto the few remaining grains of True People who in the end, are winnowed out of the chaff?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2017 12:55 AM (v5iqM)
That's good to hear. I'm not really, plus the inner me pretty much closed off to others.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 16, 2017 12:58 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: gNewt at May 16, 2017 12:58 AM (QvdcM)
1) throw your clothes on the front lawn;
2) key your car and slash your tires;
3) have her male kinfolk ready to whip your ass; and
4) have dinner on the table & a clean house when you get home.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 01:00 AM (TwwWO)
otherwise grab onto the few remaining grains of True People who in the
end, are winnowed out of the chaff?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
---
and even then, some of us sneak through...
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 16, 2017 01:03 AM (7djMa)
1) throw your clothes on the front lawn;
2) key your car and slash your tires;
3) have her male kinfolk ready to whip your ass; and
4) have dinner on the table & a clean house when you get home.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 01:00 AM (TwwWO)
Yes, I've heard. I don't get that sense with Asians, but I've never been with one.
I still think about the girl from South Korea who stopped at work to ask directions. Geez, she was so nice, and so pretty, and had such a nice smile, and looked so cute in that sun dress.....
Oh well.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 16, 2017 01:03 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 01:03 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 01:05 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: gNewt at May 16, 2017 01:05 AM (QvdcM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 12:44 AM (TwwWO)
In this case, Unc., ir really does have to be Krav.
Here's why.
It's the only effective "martial art", that concentrates on teaching that damn near any object at hand is a weapon, and how to use that weapon to the most fearsome effect, fastest.
Doesn't give a damn as to form, style or pose. Only to "stop the bad guy".
Not that the other Martial Arts aren't EFFECTIVE. They are.
But they take too much time to get there. And once there, take too much time in studying counter-styles.
Krav is straight up dirty, from beginning, through middle and to the end.
No points for style or kata. Just WIN.
It is the Trumpian Art.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2017 01:05 AM (v5iqM)
But, but... what about Russia? Serious you guys, RUSSIA!
Posted by: Tom Perez at May 16, 2017 01:06 AM (toi7g)
not exactly a "target rich environment", but a variety of females, who, unlike outsiders wouldn't hold being in against you.
semi-buddy from another section told me one day "Dude, did you know you have a secret admirer in the unit?"
oblivious me: "no, who is it?"
him: "you have to figure that out..."
me: "then why did you bother telling me at all?"
to this day i have no idea who it might have been.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 16, 2017 01:07 AM (7djMa)
Posted by: cm9000 at May 16, 2017 01:07 AM (C06tc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 01:09 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 01:03 AM (TwwWO)
"Modesty", here, is replaced by "Honor".
I cannot tell.
Suffice to say. The women demand that the Men, BE such.
Fill in the blanks, as required.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2017 01:09 AM (v5iqM)
Thanks Jim and Uncle Palp, as always. Catch you guys later.
Nite all.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 16, 2017 01:10 AM (Jcg9Q)
Yeah - it's the best for the intended purpose.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 01:11 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Tom Perez at May 16, 2017 01:11 AM (toi7g)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 16, 2017 01:12 AM (toi7g)
Interesting! I read that broccoli, sprouts and cauliflower were related, but I never knew why.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 16, 2017 01:13 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Country Boy at May 16, 2017 12:50 AM (Jcg9Q)
Learn to love and respect yourself and you'll always be in good company. That sounds like trite pablum, but it is true.
Some people are lonely in a crowd.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 16, 2017 01:13 AM (z79tQ)
The pistons, I had to pound out of the block using a BFH and a 2-foot length of angle iron. Two came out "intact", and the rest, I knocked the heads out of. But they were past saving, anyway. If the block isn't cracked, it should clean up at .030 oversize.
A bunch of valves are stuck in the head, too.
Anyway, all that hammering and toting of heavy iron has made me tires, so I am off to bed. Night, all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2017 01:13 AM (0deF2)
**plans to introduce Jim to the Mongol ladies. He's earned it.**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 01:15 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Farmer at May 16, 2017 12:45 AM
Subtle distinction, important difference. The first is an emotion, the second, a choice.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2017 12:51
I'm confused, can you explain the difference? But then I'm not that bight and drunk and headed to bed.
Posted by: Farmer at May 16, 2017 01:21 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: cm9000 at May 16, 2017 01:24 AM (C06tc)
**plans to introduce Jim to the Mongol ladies. He's earned it.**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 01:15 AM (TwwWO)"
That precise reason, by beloved brother, is why I must respectfully decline your specific purpose.
I'd love to meet them, as polite company of course.
Alas, I'm at present, attached. Though I've never made it a secret either to Teh Horde or at my own long moribund site, it is still, a fact, even though I "advertise" it, minimally.
And HONOR demands, at the very least, that I not "play that game", and conduct myself in a manor that would befall dishonor to me, your or Teh Horde, in the doing.
My circumstance is indeed, fluid. But until such time as things are resolved, they are not.
I'll still look forward to attending your wedding. But as a FRIEND, and likely not so much as a "prospect" to the Nieces.
But I'd still enjoy meeting them, at least in passing.
Respectfully,
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2017 01:27 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 01:32 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Farmer at May 16, 2017 01:21 AM (o/90i)
Yeah, it's dictionarial, and all that. My email is in my nic.
"Compassion" is a decision, too. Not a feeling. So, is "Forgiveness".
Most of what's important in the New Testament, has very little do with feelings, actually.
Feelings and emotions, are not one and the same, by the way.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2017 01:33 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 01:33 AM (TwwWO)
Tick...tick...tick...
Posted by: Bill Wynn at May 16, 2017 01:28 AM (iRiz1)
*************************
Never seen you post, I thought you were a ghost.
Impeachment, an amusing thought. Schumer?
Waters? Hillary or Huma? So many villains. Where to start, where to start.
Posted by: gNewt at May 16, 2017 01:35 AM (QvdcM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 01:35 AM (TwwWO)
I heard Hillary is up by 20 in Florida. Gonna be an early night, eh Bill?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 16, 2017 01:38 AM (toi7g)
Been familiar with Cliff Mass and his balanced view of climate studies. Boy does he take a boatload of grief. Worthy of Moron respect.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 16, 2017 01:39 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Jill Gwinn at May 16, 2017 01:39 AM (C06tc)
Smith said that, "despite the fact that there was no evidence that the juror was interfering with deliberations and stated that he was ultimately basing his vote on the evidence and the instructions, the judge decided to kick him off."
So God told him that Corrine Brown was innocent, but he was "ultimately basing his vote on the evidence". Alrighty then.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 16, 2017 01:39 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 01:32 AM (TwwWO)
This, my brother. I stand on the mat and bow, humbly.
For all the reasons.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
/hasta la nite nite horde!
Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2017 01:43 AM (v5iqM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y1lXtGi8zc
The Hives
sorry: just another WaPo nothing burger of #FakeNews and bullshit, eaten up only by the deluded
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 16, 2017 01:48 AM (7djMa)
Posted by: Farmer at May 16, 2017 12:45 AM
Subtle distinction, important difference. The first is an emotion, the second, a choice.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2017 12:51
I'm confused, can you explain the difference? But then I'm not that bight and drunk and headed to bed.
Posted by: Farmer
Sorry to but in - there is a book by C.S. Lewis - the Four Loves that I think explains this difference. Affection = nice. Agape = kind.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 16, 2017 01:50 AM (vRcUp)
Bed time just a couple of those hamballs and I'll be asleep. They work really well w/ the homemade mac & cheese.
G'nitr to my friends in the grey boxes.
Posted by: Farmer at May 16, 2017 01:51 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Jill Gwinn
Kinda lacks pizzazz. Trolling just ain't what it used to be.
Posted by: zombie at May 16, 2017 02:02 AM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Farmer at May 16, 2017 12:45 AM (o/90i)
Back when the Boy Scouts were rational and sane, they had that 'good deed' thing down pat.
Posted by: RickZ at May 16, 2017 02:15 AM (Jex5u)
What's almost interesting is "state secrets". Not a phrase used in the US govt., nor in the culture generally. Very much British, or European.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2017 02:17 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Will Bwinn at May 16, 2017 02:18 AM (vRcUp)
Which referred to things which weren't of course errors, numbering in the dozens by this point, and ..... which have worked out just fine, of course.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2017 02:20 AM (QDnY+)
*cries*
Posted by: Snowflake at May 16, 2017 02:20 AM (m6xpw)
Posted by: Jill Gwinn at May 16, 2017 01:39 AM (C06tc)
I thought that was Jill Stein's schtick.
Posted by: RickZ at May 16, 2017 02:22 AM (Jex5u)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 16, 2017 01:39 AM (vRcUp)
Forget it, S and CB. It's Dindu Logic.
Posted by: RickZ at May 16, 2017 02:24 AM (Jex5u)
The white zone is for loading and unloading of complaints only.
Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at May 16, 2017 02:28 AM (6sBpp)
thingamajiggy was not the same as the last comment using his nic.
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not sure about anyone else, but my hash seems to change almost daily most days... not sure if it's a Pixy thing, or me unplugging from the router when away from the box.
or both. plus i use satellite to access the net, so who knows WTF is all involved in generating/changing a hash.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 16, 2017 02:43 AM (PCiUC)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 16, 2017 01:48 AM
AND repeated ad-naseum on every local and national nighttime news broadcast coast to coast as a true story. EVERY anti-Trump fake news story gets more than the benefit of the doubt; it gets NO DOUBT. And no retractions, ever. He is fighting a thousand Pravdas.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 16, 2017 02:47 AM (toi7g)
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and doing a damn good j*b of it...
1 tweet and he has them dancing his jig
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 16, 2017 03:02 AM (PCiUC)
Posted by: Steveand Coldbear
Posted by: Steven Colbert
You're a lot more clever here than you are on teevee.
What gives?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 16, 2017 03:05 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 16, 2017 03:07 AM (d76uN)
Really, that was the "range"? No 'meh'? Go figure.
Posted by: socalcon at May 16, 2017 03:10 AM (WAnre)
Good morning horde ( a bit early I know but have been up a hour already)
Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2017 03:20 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 03:23 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 03:27 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Chip at May 16, 2017 03:29 AM (KXQr+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 03:30 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 16, 2017 03:32 AM (d76uN)
**Drops mic, as is the fashion of the day.**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 16, 2017 03:36 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 16, 2017 03:40 AM (d76uN)
turns off light switch)
Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2017 04:43 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 16, 2017 05:47 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 16, 2017 05:58 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Jean at May 16, 2017 06:03 AM (zZb/S)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 16, 2017 06:13 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 16, 2017 06:14 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: wing at May 16, 2017 06:21 AM (Ohl7S)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2017 06:27 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Hillary 2020! at May 16, 2017 06:34 AM (bc2Lc)
Woke up early, pst, and mind went to work. Bad mind, bad, bad...
Posted by: Fewenuff at May 16, 2017 06:36 AM (gHE26)
Posted by: Fewenuff at May 16, 2017 06:39 AM (gHE26)
Posted by: A Christmas Story at May 16, 2017 06:44 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2017 06:46 AM (rvtDF)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 16, 2017 06:53 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 16, 2017 06:53 AM (ygNTz)
Posted by: Madonna at May 16, 2017 06:57 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at May 16, 2017 06:57 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at May 16, 2017 06:53 AM (HTdUD)
Once again they snuck some public questions in, so I have to go vote against those two things and that's it, since I got rid of my (R) registration years ago.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 16, 2017 06:59 AM (394Mh)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at May 16, 2017 06:57 AM (hMwEB
Skepticism is truly dead. All you have to do is read the WaPo article to know it's BS. But they won't.
Posted by: Chupacabra at May 16, 2017 07:01 AM (394Mh)
Posted by: T'arth Mordent at May 16, 2017 07:01 AM (A5Xs7)
First!
Posted by: T'arth Mordent
_________________________
You might have been,, honestly I don't remember...
Posted by: Madonna at May 16, 2017 07:03 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Muhammed the Sushi Chef at May 16, 2017 07:03 AM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Grey Fox at May 16, 2017 07:04 AM (bZ7mE)
Blowfish?
Posted by: Muhammed the Sushi Chef
_______________________________
Sure, get him out here...
Posted by: Madonna at May 16, 2017 07:04 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Huma at May 16, 2017 08:21 AM (kfcYC)
No cuts, no edits, no auto tune,
Only pure talent.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBI5Z8Q2-gY
Posted by: MichaelT at May 16, 2017 10:15 AM (JeAp+)
Posted by: aelfheld at May 16, 2017 11:26 AM (IxDhF)
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