W.O.N.T Edition (5/10/17)

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(I'm so glad to be here!!! Hope you are too!!)


Quotes of The Day

Quote I

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing. Will Rogers


Quote II

When the doctrine of allegiance to party can utterly up-end a man's moral constitution and make a temporary fool of him besides, what excuse are you going to offer for preaching it, teaching it, extending it, perpetuating it? Shall you say, the best good of the country demands allegiance to party? Shall you also say it demands that a man kick his truth and his conscience into the gutter, and become a mouthing lunatic, besides? Mark Twain

Quote III

School teachers, taking them by and large, are probably the most ignorant and stupid class of men in the whole group of mental workers. H.L Mencken


Need more quotes? Bad Ass Last Words

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Are you planning on a trip to Slovakia? Will you be biking in Slovakia? Be careful on that bike. Lions and tigers and bears oh my.

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Men >Women. Let's check out Paul Joseph Watson.

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Need a chuckle. Check out these Fails.

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Somethings just can't be unseen or unheard. The ONT warns you this is one of those. Shut up you Fat Little F*ck. Looks like he needs a little redistribution on the Hostess Ho-Hos.


Our country is F*cked Doomed isn't it?

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Before satellites, before drones, The original eye in the sky.

As the moon hung high in the morning Cincinnati sky, an eccentric aeronaut blasts one last puff of coal gas into his balloon, the "Enterprise." It is April 20, 1861, and just eight days earlier the first shots had rang out at Fort Sumter and ignited the Civil War, a conflict that would eventually claim nearly 625,000 American lives. But on this day, dressed in a fancy silk hat and a black long frock coat, Prof. Thaddeus Lowe prepares for his latest and most important test flight. He knew that a divided Union would need him—and his balloon.


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Morons can be found world wide. They come in all different sizes and ages. In Sweden, Morons start young.

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11 dogs that are incredibly klutzy.

Animals are just like people. When it comes to being coordinated, some just didn't inherit the athletic gene. But if these great pets didn't make the flyball championship team or get teased at the dog park — so what? They have amazing personalities and really, isn't it just about how hard you try?

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When you think of Dildo and Climax what do you think of? Get your mind out of the gutter you Morons.


The ONT Musical Interlude


May 10, 1969, Frank Sinatra's version of 'My Way' made the British Top ten for the first time. Over the next three years it re-entered the Top 50 singles chart on eight different occasions. Paul Anka re-wrote the original French song for Sinatra, after he told Anka he was quitting the music business. Anka changed the melodic structure and lyrics to the song with Sinatra in mind. via thisdayinmusic.com

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May 10, 1960, Born on this day, Paul Hewson, (Bono), vocals, guitar, U2, (1984 UK No.3 single 'Pride, In The Name Of Love' plus over 25 other UK Top singles, 1987 UK and worldwide No.1 album The Joshua Tree spent 156 weeks on the UK chart. Scored five consecutive US No.1 albums from 1987.) via thisdayinmusic.com


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Our visual science demonstration for the evening. Insurance adjusters hate it. Auto repair shops and roofers love it. Hail. Watch it destroy windshields.

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Functional intimacy, one learns something new everyday. "Can’t touch this: The psychological effects of functional intimacy"

Whether a nurse is prepping you for a shot at the doctor's office or you are being patted down at the airport before catching a flight, functionally intimate situations are often unavoidable. While being touched in these professional settings might be necessary for your health or safety, the sensation of being touched by a stranger is obviously very different than being touched by a lover or friend.

How do people react when in these situations of unavoidable functional intimacy?

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We discuss Valu-Rite. We jokingly laugh and say "Here, hold my beer!" But not everyone is wired to drink. 10 questions you would like to ask a recovering alcoholic.

Alcohol is all fun and games until it's not anymore. It's clear that heavy drinking damages your insides—and possibly some relationships and bar stools. But much more can be destroyed when people start to become dependent on alcohol—which the NHS estimates in the UK is about 9 percent of men and 4 percent of women.


One could say A.A. is for quitters.

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Since we are discussing alcohol, this next story, falls under the category of Better late than never. Gin is recalled. A little too much alcohol. h/t ibguy

Canada is experiencing a nation-wide recall of Bombay Sapphire London Dry Gin. The pull comes from the Canadian Food Inspection Agency after it was discovered that bottles had much more alcohol than advertised.

A fitting song for the situation at hand.


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Fortunately the Anti-Smoking Nazis aren't involved in this art restoration project. Churchill statute to be reunited with his cigar.

The bronze statue of the two famous Second World War leaders sitting on a bench – called simply Allies – was unveiled in Mayfair, central London in 1995 to commemorate 50 years of peace.

The sculpture, with Sir Winston holding a cigar in his left hand, was unveiled by Princess Margaret on May 2, 1995 after being made by sculptor Lawrence Holofcener, who died at the age of 91 last month.

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Before Elizabeth 'Fauxcahontas' Warren, there was Lillian Smith, Faux "Sioux" Sharpshooter.

And then there was Wenona, the Sioux girl.

Wenona, Cummins proclaimed, was not only the “champion rifle shot of the world,” but also the daughter of a chief named Crazy Horse and a white woman, born in a “tepee on the south bank of the Big Cheyenne, near Fort Bennett, Dakota,” and only 18 years old. Cummins offered a $1,000 reward to anyone who could best Wenona with a rifle at the Exhibition. Her extraordinary shooting prowess, he crowed, had been bestowed upon her by supernatural spirits of the Indian world.

In fact, “Wenona” was not a Sioux teen. She was 29-year-old Lillian Frances Smith, the daughter of a white Quaker couple from New England. A former performer in William “Buffalo Bill” Cody’s Wild West show, she had earned the scorn of the legendary Annie Oakley and had been cast aside to make her own way in the world.

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Last week some wag remarked that the best thing about Trump's First Hundred Days is that they weren't Hillary's First Hundred Days. This clip will make you a believer.

Alice Cooper, Schadenboners & Bittersweet Tears. Wonderful. Some shit never gets old.

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I can't imagine living with a big-ass chip on my shoulder. Complaints about cultural misappropriation now Poverty Misappropriation. Want a tiny house? Why your guilty of being a poverty misappropriater.

. How many folks, I wonder, who have engaged in the Tiny House Movement have ever actually lived in a tiny, mobile place? Because what those who can afford homes call “living light,” poor folks call “gratitude for what we’ve got.”

And it’s not just the Tiny House Movement that incites my discontent. From dumpster diving to trailer-themed bars to haute cuisine in the form of poor-household staples, it’s become trendy for those with money to appropriate the poverty lifestyle — and it troubles me for one simple reason. Choice.


Choice? The ONT is so confused. We thought Choice was good. Only when the "Precious, Gifted & Our Betters tell us when "choice" is good or bad. A Moron needs a score card to keep track.


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Steal, file false police report? Genius Award Winner.


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Just when you thought people didn't care anymore. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by A Better Pain Chart.

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:50 PM




Comments

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1 thanks MH

Posted by: concrete girl at May 10, 2017 09:42 PM (WKvlL)

2 You've got to admit that I'm pretty good.
The secret is not wearing over-encumbering pants.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 10, 2017 09:42 PM (6gk0M)

3 th

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 10, 2017 09:42 PM (mMeIQ)

4 ...and the champ is dethroned.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 10, 2017 09:42 PM (6gk0M)

5 Oops

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 10, 2017 09:43 PM (mMeIQ)

6 BAHAHAH Mass Effect: Scary Eyes has killed the franchise. Nice going SJWs and racists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAIOFHFg_Lc

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 10, 2017 09:45 PM (6FqZa)

7 Not First!

Posted by: Arch Stanton at May 10, 2017 09:46 PM (MCbul)

8 Top 10?

Posted by: Country Boy at May 10, 2017 09:46 PM (enArR)

9 Uh-oh...it's happening again.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2017 09:46 PM (qJhUV)

10 NINE!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 10, 2017 09:46 PM (6gk0M)

11 Well, it just ain't my night.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 10, 2017 09:46 PM (6gk0M)

12 And then...it's not.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2017 09:47 PM (qJhUV)

13 Imagine my shock...to see a Paul J Watson video on the ONT!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2017 09:47 PM (NOIQH)

14 Ooohhh. Slapweasel just got hit by concrete. It was a helluva streak Slap.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at May 10, 2017 09:48 PM (CNHr1)

15 This Sean Spicer parody account is quite funny

Ace, is this you?

https://twitter.com/sean_spicier

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2017 09:48 PM (fDdVG)

16 Posted by: concrete girl at May 10, 2017 09:42 PM (WKvlL)

You're welcome c g

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 10, 2017 09:48 PM (voOPb)

17 Good stuff but off to bed.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2017 09:49 PM (0tfLf)

18 Send that Butterball Communist kid down here. I'll bet he could feed a family of eight.

Posted by: Vinnie Venezuela at May 10, 2017 09:49 PM (qJhUV)

19 The secret is not wearing over-encumbering pants.
Posted by: Slapweasel
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Words to live by my friend.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 10, 2017 09:49 PM (tr2D7)

20 **climbs over pile of double-knits, shudders in horror at the memory if the tacky owls and mushroom thingies in the kitchen, and finally escapes the previous thread.**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 10, 2017 09:50 PM (TwwWO)

21 Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2017 09:47 PM (NOIQH)

I'm always looking for new material & sources

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 10, 2017 09:50 PM (voOPb)

22
Okay, #10 on the pain chart made me crack up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 09:50 PM (mbhDw)

23 For the ultimate in functional intimacy, visit The Barrel.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2017 09:50 PM (DMUuz)

24 Read the content. Top 20.

Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at May 10, 2017 09:50 PM (XsAhY)

25 Now off to read the content. Thanks Mis Hum

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 10, 2017 09:50 PM (mMeIQ)

26 For the ultimate in functional intimacy, visit The Barrel.

The barrel thinks ya sexy.

Posted by: rod stewart at May 10, 2017 09:51 PM (6FqZa)

27 Well shit.

Posted by: thathalfrican - back at it at May 10, 2017 09:51 PM (XsAhY)

28 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2017 09:50 PM (mbhDw)

Didn't figure it would be #7

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 10, 2017 09:52 PM (voOPb)

29 >>I'm always looking for new material sources


Oh, I was just teasing. MisHum! Your ONTs are excellent.
PJW always says "Imagine my shock!" sarcastically in his videos...

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2017 09:53 PM (NOIQH)

30 Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2017 09:53 PM (NOIQH)

I'm sorry if I came across a jerk
But it is true I keep looking for you folks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 10, 2017 09:54 PM (voOPb)

31 The secret is not wearing over-encumbering pants.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 10, 2017 09:42 PM


Chaps, in other words.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2017 09:54 PM (DMUuz)

32 Let's do this! You're welcome, NIKE.

Posted by: Gary Gilmore at May 10, 2017 09:54 PM (qeUgm)

33 While looking at data on the Obamacare impact on the mortality rate (hint: it made it worse) I ended up developing a chart for the mortality rate of every age (well from 34 to 117). At my age, 47, I have a 0.2% of dying. Or more accurately 0.2% of my age group will die this year.

Posted by: MAGA at May 10, 2017 09:55 PM (LQ1Q3)

34 For progressives, choice is good only if it involves killing babies.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 10, 2017 09:55 PM (0mRoj)

35 Yay ONT. Good content again tonight MisHum.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 10, 2017 09:56 PM (eASYU)

36 Not at all, MisHum - just wanted t be sure you knew I wasn't slamming you.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2017 09:56 PM (NOIQH)

37 Bad ass last words. Carl Panzram, serial murderer and Man rapist, while being hung:
"Yes, hurry it up, you Hoosier bastard! I could kill a dozen men while you're screwing around!"

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2017 09:57 PM (5VlCp)

38 Pens win 2-0

Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2017 09:57 PM (qJhUV)

39 This ONT has HIGH PRODUCTION VALUES!

(golf clap)

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at May 10, 2017 09:57 PM (S6Pax)

40 Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2017 09:56 PM (NOIQH)

I didn't think so Lizzy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 10, 2017 09:57 PM (voOPb)

41 LOVE Paul Joseph Watson.

Actual quote from video: "This stuff just writes itself."

spoiler alert: he commits ThoughtCrimes.

Posted by: shibumi at May 10, 2017 09:58 PM (8zWAk)

42 Love the pain chart.

Love Oscar Wilde's badass last words.

Couldn't make it more than about 15 seconds into that Hillary video. I'm already a believer.

Fun ONT, MisHum. Thank you!

Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2017 09:58 PM (sBOL1)

43 I don't care that Oscar Wilde was s homo. That was one witty mother f'er.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 09:58 PM (IDPbH)

44 Paul Joseph Watson is a shouty amusing elf like person with funny facial expressions and worthwhile opinions. I like his accent too. If I were 30 years younger I'd probably find him quite appealing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2017 09:58 PM (fDdVG)

45 How to avoid 'functional intimacy'?

Don't go there.

There is no reason for me to go anywhere that security feels the need to feel me up. I don't need to be there, I don't want to be there, I ain't going.

Posted by: Frenzel Le Indolant at May 10, 2017 09:58 PM (zqaAi)

46 I don't care that Oscar Wilde was s homo. That was one witty mother f'er.
Posted by: Jack Sock


Well, he was more of a witty cocksucker, but we get your point.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at May 10, 2017 09:59 PM (S6Pax)

47 Bye Bye Crapitals!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2017 09:59 PM (89T5c)

48 >>Paul Joseph Watson is a shouty amusing elf like person with funny
facial expressions and worthwhile opinions. I like his accent too. If I
were 30 years younger I'd probably find him quite appealing.


Me, too! He just loves to push the Left's buttons.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2017 10:00 PM (NOIQH)

49 >>>Fun ONT, MisHum. Thank you!



You're welcome bluebell.

You should've stuck thru the video for at least 2 minutes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 10, 2017 10:00 PM (voOPb)

50 I'm intrigued by the pain chart, and think it should be put in ER rooms across the country.

In 908 different languages, of course.

/and, to be politically correct, it should read Jesus/Buddah/Mohammad/Satan/ Marx

Posted by: shibumi at May 10, 2017 10:00 PM (8zWAk)

51 Well, it just ain't my night.
Posted by: Slapweasel

Welcome to my life.

Sit down here, and pop open a cold one.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at May 10, 2017 10:00 PM (S6Pax)

52 As the moon hung high in the morning Cincinnati sky, an eccentric aeronaut blasts one last puff of coal gas into his balloon, the "Enterprise."

Hey, "Professor", I challenge you to a game of chicken.

Posted by: Captain James T. Kirk at May 10, 2017 10:02 PM (vRcUp)

53 Fabrizio Quattrocchi had the most badass last words. ' I'll show you how an Italian dies' . Defiantly told to his terrorist killers .

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 10:02 PM (IDPbH)

54 Also, do not want "tiny house."

Will settle four house approximately the size of the house I now, but I'm pretty sure I need some land and to build a large barn.

Posted by: shibumi at May 10, 2017 10:02 PM (8zWAk)

55 Hollywood Nights

Posted by: Deacon Blues formerly known as whatmeworry at May 10, 2017 10:03 PM (dZGNV)

56 You should've stuck thru the video for at least 2 minutes
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 10, 2017 10:00 PM (voOPb)
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Really? I'll put myself through it if you say so.

Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2017 10:03 PM (sBOL1)

57 I don't care that Oscar Wilde was s homo. That was one witty mother f'er.

Posted by: Jack Sock


Ok, fine. But do care that I'm a homo?

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 10, 2017 10:03 PM (vRcUp)

58 And I'm sure part of the reason people do find Paul Joseph Watson is the accent . It's adds a bit of exoticism to someone who might otherwise just be a fed up American

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2017 10:03 PM (fDdVG)

59 Really? I'll put myself through it if you say so.
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The sound effects are pretty funny. I watched all of it and give it a thumbs up.

Posted by: shibumi at May 10, 2017 10:03 PM (8zWAk)

60 Anonymous intelligence sources are reporting that the FBI was investigating connections between Vlad Putin and Sen Chuck Schumer

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 10, 2017 10:03 PM (e8kgV)

61 Mercy. I have seen some monstrous hail storms and hail damage in my life.

We had a big one rip through the northern Dallas suburbs around March of 2016. So many people driving around with bashed-in windows and so many houses with plywood over windows, skylights, and roofs. It wasn't until the end of the year when contractors finally finished all the work. We escaped with fairly minor damage.

The sound of a hailstorm with baseball-sized and larger hail is like being caught in heavy artillery fire.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 10, 2017 10:04 PM (nvMvs)

62 Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2017 10:03 PM (sBOL1)

It gets better

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 10, 2017 10:04 PM (voOPb)

63 Can I pour you a drink, concrete girl? It looks like you're firsty. Woo Hoo!!!!

You must be wearing less cumbersome pants than Slapweasel.

First place suits you well.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 10, 2017 10:04 PM (YYpoe)

64 Ok, fine. But do care that I'm a homo?
Posted by: Shep Smith


Homo, no care.

Just incredibly annoying, you are.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at May 10, 2017 10:05 PM (S6Pax)

65 48-Meant "Do find him appealing."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2017 10:05 PM (fDdVG)

66 I'd put a kidney stone at about 7 on that pain chart.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2017 10:06 PM (qUNWi)

67 What the left needs as taught by Bonanza.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcsZVQdT0Wwspfreload=10

Season 7 episode 25 "The Trouble with Jamie"

Posted by: Hop Sing at May 10, 2017 10:07 PM (Fz5yy)

68 "The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing. Will Rogers"

ha ... no, all history says real dispute is eventually decided at the end of a barrel of a gun. Lying lawyers only win if the false premise of a "just system" is honored with full submission, regardless of the corruption and deceit observed in the system.

"WE" exist because we did not accept that false premise, and we executed those that would have imprisoned us by the misarranged letter of their perverted law.

Right in that quote is a partial answer ... "Beat the (slimy lying corrupt) lawyers"

Posted by: illiniwek at May 10, 2017 10:07 PM (TmCOq)

69 66 I'd put a kidney stone at about 7 on that pain chart.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2017 10:06 PM (qUNWi)

Knock on the biggest piece of wood I can find.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 10:08 PM (IDPbH)

70 And the Penguins move on. I got to hand it to the Capitals. They excel at destroying there fan bases souls. Well done!

GO PENS!!!

I see some similarities with the Capitals and the Blues. Solid franchises but can't seem to close the deal.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 10, 2017 10:08 PM (VgslJ)

71 Fabrizio Quattrocchi had the most badass last words. ' I'll show you how an Italian dies' . Defiantly told to his terrorist killers .
Posted by: Jack Sock

Really. So glad that someone remembers him.

Quite a brave tough guy, in the best sense of the word.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at May 10, 2017 10:08 PM (S6Pax)

72 OK, the Hillary Herstory video really picks up at 3:00

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2017 10:08 PM (NOIQH)

73 Bono looks too much like Robin Williams.

Posted by: Popeye at May 10, 2017 10:08 PM (vRcUp)

74 Top 100!

Hey, it's good enough for Billboard.

Posted by: fluffy at May 10, 2017 10:08 PM (jw2Xw)

75 "The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing. Will Rogers"

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So if you die in debt the lawyers still win?

Posted by: Frenzel Le Indolant at May 10, 2017 10:09 PM (zqaAi)

76 Famous last words:

Hey Bubba, watch this!

Posted by: ALH at May 10, 2017 10:09 PM (au8Mj)

77 Hey, it's good enough for Billboard.
Posted by: fluffy


And....you're in before Vic!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at May 10, 2017 10:10 PM (S6Pax)

78 My gosh, it's full of content!

And thanks for the h/t, MisHum.

Baby Sister Update follows (and #3 will amaze and delight you!).

Posted by: ibguy at May 10, 2017 10:10 PM (vUcdz)

79 Okay, MisHum and shibumi, I started the Hillary video at 2:00 and you're right, it was much better.

Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2017 10:12 PM (sBOL1)

80 Baby don't you think maybe you could drop a few lbs?

Your sister's still looking great.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2017 10:12 PM (qUNWi)

81 No comments about the young Swedish moron yet?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 10, 2017 10:12 PM (voOPb)

82 >>>Animals are just like people.

And sometimes, people are just like animals.

Posted by: Antifa-fa black blockhead at May 10, 2017 10:13 PM (vRcUp)

83 I have some FB friends who *think* they'd love to live in a Tiny House. Well if you can afford to just give your winter coat, boots etc to SA at the start of spring and so forth and enjoy (shudder) the process of shopping maybe having no storage might work out. But most of these folks have never been camping in wet weather and had to deal with drying clothes out in a small space.

Although I suppose if you are in town and living 'tiny' just for fun you can just drive the wet stuff to the laundromat. Still I'd rather have lots of luxurious space even though I tend to accumulate clutter.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 10, 2017 10:13 PM (eASYU)

84 Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2017 10:12 PM (sBOL1)

I wouldn't lie to you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 10, 2017 10:14 PM (voOPb)

85 young Swedish moron is probably staged

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 10, 2017 10:14 PM (6FqZa)

86 I liked Oscar Wilde's last words: Either that wallpaper goes or I do.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 10, 2017 10:14 PM (LQLeS)

87 Baby Sister Update

Joyce sent email today!

One to a bunch of friends, asking for pictures, and one to just me, asking to confirm that I had received it.

So cool!!

And this is just too cool:

Joyce's friend Jessica took her golfing this afternoon!  Joyce drove the cart for 4 holes.  They really enjoyed themselves on this extremely hot afternoon. Next week, Joyce and Her friend Roni will join the "dirty divas" mountain biking group for lunch- they're all looking forward to seeing her.

(Joyce was an avid mountain biker before the tumor)

Please keep praying that the time she has left is filled with joy.

[To my fellow, beloved Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and our family.]

Posted by: ibguy at May 10, 2017 10:15 PM (vUcdz)

88 Edmonton 1-0

Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2017 10:15 PM (qJhUV)

89 And of course, Voltaire's when asked by a priest to renounce Satan--"This is no time to be making enemies."

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 10, 2017 10:15 PM (LQLeS)

90 For a page size of 58kb, there sure are a lot of bits being served up by the hamsters.

2.2 megabits for each page refresh.


And that windows exploit that was just patched could be served up by anything; email, html, webpage, advertising, anything that your 'real time protection file scanner scanning for malware' gets triggered and chokes on a specially constructed file, and then the hackers own you.


Posted by: Frenzel Le Indolant at May 10, 2017 10:15 PM (zqaAi)

91 1 No comments about the young Swedish moron yet?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 10, 2017 10:12 PM (voOPb)
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Just saw it. That's hilarious.

Ooh la la!

Posted by: bluebell at May 10, 2017 10:16 PM (sBOL1)

92 MisHum I was going to complain about the fails video, but the rest of the ONT makes up for it. Actually, I still am going to complain.

Fails videos are the browser-based manifestation of the abstract concept of being 14 years old. It's humiliating to see one on this smart Civil War blog. Please don't ever post one again.

However, this is, on the whole, even factoring in the fails vid fail, a badass ONT. I salute you.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 10, 2017 10:16 PM (nXCp4)

93 The pain chart was originally drawn by the woman who did the Hyperbole And A Half blog.

Posted by: Rick C at May 10, 2017 10:17 PM (ITnFO)

94 A funny, thought to be his last words , from a sitcom was from Rules of Engagement.

Jeff thought he was having a heart attack after unknowingly eating a pot brownie and looked at his wife and said ' if I don't make it there's a bank account you don't know about'.

I guess you have to be a fan of the show to know why that's funny.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 10:17 PM (IDPbH)

95 Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 10, 2017 10:16 PM (nXCp

1. Good to see you
2. Thanks for the compliment
3. Will consider the Fail request

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 10, 2017 10:19 PM (voOPb)

96 I have lived in tiny houses, on wheels. When you get tired of the harassment where you are, you move to another walmart parking lot.

Posted by: Frenzel Le Indolant at May 10, 2017 10:19 PM (zqaAi)

97 66 I'd put a kidney stone at about 7 on that pain chart.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2017 10:06 PM (qUNWi)


Me, too. I would put epididymis (swelling of a testicle) at about a 9. Morphine only dulls the pain.

It's unfortunate that I know both these things.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 10, 2017 10:19 PM (nvMvs)

98 Jesu, Samuel Clemens was a certifiable genius.

Posted by: Karmic Justice at May 10, 2017 10:19 PM (FTPVM)

99 I saw Young Swedish Moron open for Fat Little Fuck at Carnegie Hall in a past life.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 10, 2017 10:19 PM (LQLeS)

100
Although I suppose if you are in town and living 'tiny' just for fun you can just drive the wet stuff to the laundromat. Still I'd rather have lots of luxurious space even though I tend to accumulate clutter.
--

I have my clutter, both parents clutter and some clutter from my grandparents.

So yeah, tiny house?

I suppose the grandparents clutter MIGHT be able to be stored in a tiny house, but that's pretty much all.


Posted by: shibumi at May 10, 2017 10:19 PM (8zWAk)

101 Evening, Horde

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 10, 2017 10:20 PM (di1hb)

102 I've seen some of those tiny houses on HGTV. Almost big enough just to store my guns and ammo. Almost.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 10:22 PM (IDPbH)

103 Epididymis doesn't sound so bad.



Except for the fact that it means swelling of the testicles.

Do Not Want.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2017 10:22 PM (qUNWi)

104 Moron Labe!

Posted by: Joe Biden's last words at May 10, 2017 10:22 PM (vRcUp)

105 98 Jesu, Samuel Clemens was a certifiable genius.
Posted by: Karmic Justice

----------
And Maxine Waters is a certifiable half-wit.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 10, 2017 10:22 PM (LQLeS)

106 Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 10, 2017 10:19 PM (LQLeS)

I chuckled

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 10, 2017 10:22 PM (voOPb)

107 >> epididymis doesn't sound so bad.

Except for the fact that it means swelling of the testicles.



Do Not Want.

Posted by: eleven

It's a good look.

Posted by: Inflatable Scrotum Man at May 10, 2017 10:24 PM (/Nite)

108 Yo IMG!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 10, 2017 10:24 PM (tr2D7)

109 Whoever put their kidney stone at a 7 clearly had a mild one.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 10, 2017 10:24 PM (66CWr)

110 #106 I do what I can.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 10, 2017 10:25 PM (LQLeS)

111 My life fluctuates between a 4 and 6 on that pain chart.
MAGA, thanks for the actuary update for 29 year olds. I already sort of tried dying last year, obviously didn't work.

Posted by: lindameh at May 10, 2017 10:25 PM (kufk0)

112 Cocksucking kidney stones.

Posted by: Al Swearengan at May 10, 2017 10:25 PM (XoldI)

113 They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist

Posted by: Deacon Blues formerly known as whatmeworry at May 10, 2017 10:25 PM (dZGNV)

114 66
If bent over double out of your mind and puking is 7 on the pain chart... all for a grain of calcium passing through a ureter.

Posted by: Karmic Justice at May 10, 2017 10:25 PM (FTPVM)

115 >>>When you think of Dildo and Climax what do you think of?<<<




The Sunday food thread?

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at May 10, 2017 10:26 PM (nHbAq)

116 Whoever put their kidney stone at a 7 clearly had a mild one.
Posted by: Brother Cavil

My sister had three children at home, with just a mid-wife (she's kinda nuts) and laughed about the pain from a kidney stone I once complained about. Her comment was that it is about the only thing a man can experience that begins to approach the pain of childbirth.

Hmmmm.......

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at May 10, 2017 10:26 PM (S6Pax)

117
A few years ago, my partners and I bought a 35' Hunter sailboat to refurb and resell. Made a decent profit when we sold. Anyway, I did a fair amount of the work, and I basically lived aboard for 3 months while I was getting things fixed up.

That convinced me that the whole TinyHouse thing is fucking retarded. Aside from the whole "when you live on a boat, everything stays damp all the time" thing, it's draining to live in such a small space.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2017 10:26 PM (quw2O)

118 Other certifiable half-wits (off the top of my head) :

Joe Biden
Hank Johnson
Sally Kohn

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 10, 2017 10:27 PM (LQLeS)

119 Maxine Waters is a certifiable retarded person.

Posted by: Karmic Justice at May 10, 2017 10:27 PM (FTPVM)

120 Sick tempered tyrannosaurus? Wtf?

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln's last thoughts at May 10, 2017 10:28 PM (vRcUp)

121 Nice ONT, MisHum.

Posted by: tbodie at May 10, 2017 10:28 PM (b0NwW)

122 How to avoid 'functional intimacy'?

Don't go there.

There is no reason for me to go anywhere that security feels the need to feel me up. I don't need to be there, I don't want to be there, I ain't going.

Posted by: Frenzel Le Indolant at May 10, 2017 09:58 PM (zqaAi)

Yep.

No planes, no venues, no AAC, no Cowboys Stadium, etc.

Also probably means no dates anymore, but I don't care.

I don't go where I'll get touched or where I can't protect myself.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 10, 2017 10:29 PM (D2vc1)

123 Posted by: lindameh at May 10, 2017 10:25 PM (kufk0)

I for one am glad you're here

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 10, 2017 10:29 PM (voOPb)

124 One might say we have a veritable metric crapton of high-quality content this evening -- which I totally viewed and savoured at length in its entirety...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 10, 2017 10:29 PM (e9G8E)

125 I've had babies and a kidney stone....I'd have another baby before a kidney stone.

Posted by: lindameh at May 10, 2017 10:30 PM (kufk0)

126 When my wife used to watch the tiny house show i would tell her the show i want to see is the one-year-later show. Especially those fool enough to move into a tiny house with kids....

Posted by: E.T. at May 10, 2017 10:30 PM (P1GJy)

127 Maxine Waters is a certifiable retarded person.
Posted by: Karmic Justice

I saw her once at the airport; she was in Columbus for some Democrat hootenanny bullshit and was flying out commercial.

She is actually a very small person.

But.....still stupid.

Joe Biden was in his Air Force Two plane out on the tarmac, and screwing up air traffic.
John Glenn was toddling around with his daughter holding his arm.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at May 10, 2017 10:30 PM (S6Pax)

128 I've seen some of those tiny houses on HGTV. Almost big enough just to store my guns and ammo. Almost.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 10:22 PM (IDPbH)

========

My spring/summer/early fall retirement place is a 36' travel trailer with a 3 car steel building on property on a river mouth with a dock for the boats. Winter place is a 36' cabin cruiser.

Going to learn about tiny living in the winters.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver. / at May 10, 2017 10:30 PM (Hj4t4)

129 my one and only experience with morphine was because of a kidney stone.
I gotta say, SMOD could have hit and I would have shrugged.

Posted by: Karmic Justice at May 10, 2017 10:31 PM (FTPVM)

130 Wednesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/862331681591762944

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/862331879827152896

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/862332076766396416

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/862332196782313472

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/862332354676875265

Posted by: kbdabear at May 10, 2017 10:31 PM (AOrEZ)

131 Well I put kidney stone at 7 to leave some room for burn wounds and Mel Gibson in Payback with the ball peen.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2017 10:31 PM (qUNWi)

132 More Wednesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/862332473568620549

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/862332586697396224

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/862332753815228417

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/862332865782173696

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/862332959180939266

Posted by: kbdabear at May 10, 2017 10:32 PM (AOrEZ)

133 Thanks MisHum!! I'm glad you're here too.

ibguy, it's nice to hear that Joyce had a great day! Hopefully my fil will get to have some too soon.

Posted by: lindameh at May 10, 2017 10:32 PM (kufk0)

134 Tiny house crap - another stupid fad/fashion statement. And an expensive one, too. Quite funny - drop big bucks to live in a place that, if you rented it, you'd never consider moving in.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 10, 2017 10:32 PM (TwwWO)

135 I could swear there was a female guitarist named Rory, but I can't think of her last name.

Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2017 10:33 PM (sdi6R)

136 Samantha Bee is the reason you should always make sure the batteries in your remote are good

Posted by: kbdabear at May 10, 2017 10:33 PM (AOrEZ)

137 I thought the story about the Fat little person and thought it was about the Nork Nut.

Posted by: ALH at May 10, 2017 10:34 PM (au8Mj)

138 You think functional intimacy is bad--try dysfunctional intimacy. Or, as I like to call it, marriage.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 10, 2017 10:34 PM (LQLeS)

139 Rory McShrednripper
She had a dildo guitar

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at May 10, 2017 10:34 PM (FTPVM)

140 119 Maxine Waters is a certifiable retarded person.
Posted by: Karmic Justice at May 10, 2017 10:27 PM (FTPVM)


I like whoever is doing the Maxine Waters Hair comments.

Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2017 10:35 PM (sdi6R)

141 If you want to live in a Tiny House, why not try out an RV first.
Benefit - RV will hold it's value better.

Posted by: ALH at May 10, 2017 10:35 PM (au8Mj)

142 Churchill statute to be reunited with his cigar.

I know some legal mind could find a joke with "statute," but IANAL, so all I can do is point it out nitpickishly.

(Go to all that work, all that stuff in the post, and people gripo bout typo.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - nickipicky at May 10, 2017 10:35 PM (hGZJP)

143 Just read the transcript, I guess it is a transcript, of Rush's monologue today about the Comey firing, and wow, was it entertaining.

He has them in a Mobius strip trip on this Russia thing, doesn't he?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 10, 2017 10:36 PM (U6f54)

144 133 lindameh

Thank you, and here's hoping for your FIL.

Posted by: ibguy at May 10, 2017 10:36 PM (vUcdz)

145 John McCain is a little squirrel faced cocksucker faggot as well.

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at May 10, 2017 10:36 PM (FTPVM)

146 "Bad Ass Last Words"

Huh. My Dad's last words were the same as Jack Daniels'.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 10, 2017 10:36 PM (w+Jhj)

147 141. Bingo. Those are well-designed and serve their purpose. These twee little wooden sheds are just absurd.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 10, 2017 10:36 PM (TwwWO)

148 I have some FB friends who *think* they'd love to live in a Tiny House.

I'm pretty sure what's going on is that they think you should be living in a Tiny House. And not driving, and watching CNN, and not eating meat.

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2017 10:36 PM (NBHj5)

149 If you want to live in a Tiny House, why not try out an RV first.
Benefit - RV will hold it's value better.
Posted by: ALH at May 10, 2017 10:35 PM (au8Mj)

====

Yep. See 128.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver. / at May 10, 2017 10:36 PM (Hj4t4)

150 Moron Labe!

That should be the name of every AoS gun thread.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 10, 2017 10:36 PM (VdICR)

151 How much royalties did Bono have to pay Mr. Rogers for 'Beautiful Day'?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 10, 2017 10:37 PM (vRcUp)

152 Realized today that Susan Rice had ascended into the realm of Jamie Gorelick.

Posted by: undocumented SMOD at May 10, 2017 10:37 PM (e8kgV)

153 And furthermore, when the moon is full, how is it that the sky is not filled with moths, struggling desperately to reach that big bright light in the sky?

Posted by: mindful webworker - lunaticklish at May 10, 2017 10:37 PM (hGZJP)

154 Sort of on the tiny house topic, my ideal travel trailer is the Bowlus Road Chief, the new reproduction.

3X times the cost of a similarly sized Airstream, but what a cool cigar tube it is.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 10, 2017 10:37 PM (U6f54)

155 We have a 35" RV. We can go about 3 weeks with 5 of us in it. When we get home, we spread out and don't talk for a while.

Posted by: lindameh at May 10, 2017 10:37 PM (kufk0)

156 BREAKING NEWS:

Senate Republicans won't confirm of Trump's US trade representative Robert Lighthizer.

When Donald attended Kew-Forest as a youngster his report card always said he didn't play well with others.



Posted by: Bill Wynn at May 10, 2017 10:37 PM (OcQrV)

157 Are these little houses out on the prairie?

Posted by: davidt at May 10, 2017 10:38 PM (XoldI)

158 I lived in a 250 sq ft apartment in NY for a couple of years. I was young and poor so it was an adventure. I don't need adventure anymore.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 10:38 PM (IDPbH)

159 Haha MH you don't have to take me seriously. Although I was serious, I am not a serious person. Still not sure whether that's something I should correct or embrace.


Girlfriend of kari has taken to putting kerchiefs on the dog, which I still think is pretty gay, but I'll be damned if he doesn't look dapper.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 10, 2017 10:39 PM (nXCp4)

160 having a fresh 2nd and 3rd degree burn (<24 hours old) debrided w/o so much as a Tylenol pre, during or post procedure ?

somewhere between 9 and 11... they actually threatened to charge me for the hole i kicked in the wall in the abattoir, excuse me, hospital/clinic there at Ft Irwin, back in '83...

Fing hacks.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 10, 2017 10:40 PM (8M4Ih)

161 ...a 35" RV....

That should be pretty light on gas consumption.

* trying to imagine five people in a yard-long RV *

No wonder you spread out after!!

Posted by: mindful webworker - absurdly at May 10, 2017 10:40 PM (hGZJP)

162 We can't live in a tiny house, but our ancestors sure could.

The size of the little miners' houses seen in the mineral towns of Colorado just amazes me.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 10, 2017 10:40 PM (U6f54)

163 New bit of animation from me. The best part is, it's less than 20 seconds.

https://youtu.be/cbvq6FXQc1s

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 10, 2017 10:41 PM (MZcWR)

164 The sound of a hailstorm with baseball-sized and larger hail is like being caught in heavy artillery fire.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 10, 2017 10:04 PM (nvMvs)

I've never seen baseball-sized hail, but I have endured storms with golfball-sized hail a couple of times. One year, I had just come back from a road trip with a '53 Studebaker coupe on the trailer. I'd gotten it running, and drove it a quarter mile up the road to the neighbors' place to show it off. We sat in the kitchen, drinking beer, and the hailstorm started. Got a picture of grape-sized and larger hail pelting the old Studebaker, which did nothing more than clean the moss off the paint.

At home, a quarter mile south, my '96 Suburban got a load of dents, and both outside mirrors were smashed. The hail also nuked the shingles on the roofs of the house and garage, and punched big holes in the vinyl siding on both buildings. I got an insurance settlement, and ponied up some more money, and gave both house and garage a steel roof, and stucco instead of siding.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2017 10:41 PM (0deF2)

165 There's two kinds of people in the world.


The people who put kerchiefs on dogs and the people that don't.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2017 10:41 PM (qUNWi)

166 @165

of being the former.....guilty!

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 10, 2017 10:42 PM (smD62)

167 Tiny house? They used to be called huts.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 10, 2017 10:42 PM (LQLeS)

168 Tiny houses are one way to deal with overpopulation.

Posted by: Robert Reich at May 10, 2017 10:43 PM (vRcUp)

169 Kerchiefs on dogs are only allowed if they can catch a frisbee.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 10:43 PM (IDPbH)

170 That's supposed to be 35 FEET not inches, sheesh! G'day to you!

Posted by: lindameh at May 10, 2017 10:43 PM (kufk0)

171 162. Ahhh...but they didn't spend quite as much time in their houses then as we do now.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 10, 2017 10:43 PM (TwwWO)

172 156 Bill W

Also Breaking News:

HRCWNBPOTUS.

You're welcome.

Posted by: ibguy at May 10, 2017 10:43 PM (vUcdz)

173 I suppose it could be worse. I coulda had a jack stone.

As it was, it was definitely a warning for how 2016 would be for me.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 10, 2017 10:43 PM (66CWr)

174 Beckoning Chasm...nice. I like.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2017 10:44 PM (qUNWi)

175 Kerchiefs on dogs are only allowed if they can catch a frisbee.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 10:43 PM (IDPbH)

Then this goddamned physical specimen of a quadrupedal frisbee and tennis ball athlete is IN THE CLEAR.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 10, 2017 10:44 PM (nXCp4)

176 >>>When my wife used to watch the tiny house show i
would tell her the show i want to see is the one-year-later show.
Especially those fool enough to move into a tiny house with kids....

Posted by: E.T. at May 10, 2017 10:30 PM (P1GJy)<<<

Not only the 'tards that think it'll be swell for a family of 5 or 6 to move into a 200 sq ft space, but there seems to be a lot of fucking sickos on those shows that think "hey, let's move into this tiny space with young kids and no doors or privacy curtains while trying to make more kids." WTF?!

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at May 10, 2017 10:44 PM (nHbAq)

177 Tiny houses are what we called sheds

Posted by: lindameh at May 10, 2017 10:44 PM (kufk0)

178
Krauthammer thinks Condoleezza Rice would be a good choice to head the FBI.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2017 10:44 PM (IqV8l)

179 I don't want a tiny house. I want a just right house.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 10, 2017 10:45 PM (66CWr)

180 35" RV....

That should be pretty light on gas consumption.

* trying to imagine five people in a yard-long RV *

No wonder you spread out after!!
Posted by: mindful webworker - absurdly




well, it was built by spinal tap for their stonehenge show.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2017 10:46 PM (cPsPa)

181 178; fuck what he thinks. i'll wait for chelsee to weigh in on that one.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 10, 2017 10:46 PM (KP5rU)

182 There's an article on American Thinker with the title In firing Comey, Trump shows he's afraid of no one.

The author suggests that Trump is a street rat, most probably having to run off the Mafia, placate Union Thugs in the Building Trades, find ways around slimy New York officials with their hands out, and he came from Queens.

Dude is Bad Ass to the core.

Posted by: ALH at May 10, 2017 10:46 PM (au8Mj)

183 if i wanted to get into "tiny living" or whatever the F they call it, i'd buy a surplus M-113 and go back to the good old days of being Mech Infantry.

or, more likely, tell whomever was pushing that idiocy to FOAD.

true story: lots of folks in LA are ditching their houses and living in RVs.

the politician's solutions?

create overnight parking areas for them, so they can drive in, hook up, and sleep, then kick them out in the AM and let them park all over the city.

i'll leave it as an exercise to the reader as to what effect this will have on the number of people living that way, and what effect it will have on tax rolls.

perverse incentives result in perverse results.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 10, 2017 10:46 PM (8M4Ih)

184 Ghost of kari: ...Girlfriend of kari has taken to putting kerchiefs on the dog, which I still think is pretty gay, but I'll be damned if he doesn't look dapper.

Our furry brother, Gimli, is a mix, some German Shepherd look & color, but shorter snout, broader face. He's getting on in years. Recently broke an ear, so now one side is always floppy. We added a kerchief for the first time in his life, and he didn't object. And I think he just looks good that way.

Posted by: mindful webworker - absurdly at May 10, 2017 10:47 PM (hGZJP)

185 178
Krauthammer thinks Condoleezza Rice would be a good choice to head the FBI.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2017 10:44 PM (IqV8l)

If it wasn't the Kraut making the suggestion I would agree 100% but now would have to contemplate it a little more. Then again I think Romney would be a great choice.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 10:47 PM (IDPbH)

186 >>>Tiny houses are one way to deal with overpopulation.

Posted by: Robert Reich at May 10, 2017 10:43 PM (vRcUp)<<<

Get back in your fuckin' tree and bake us some cookies.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at May 10, 2017 10:47 PM (nHbAq)

187 yeah the thing about those tiny houses, especially the ones built to be mobile is that they are in no way as well designed and built as your average trailer. who builds a wooden shed on a trailer and expects it to hold up? get an Airstream.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2017 10:48 PM (cPsPa)

188 Yurts. These hipster doofuses (doofai?) should just get yurts and be be done with it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 10, 2017 10:48 PM (TwwWO)

189 Krauthammer thinks Condoleezza Rice would be a good choice to head the FBI.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Interesting choice. I don't think she would do it, though.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at May 10, 2017 10:48 PM (S6Pax)

190 188. Heh. 'The guys get yurts, okay?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 10, 2017 10:49 PM (TwwWO)

191 I could swear there was a female guitarist named Rory, but I can't think of her last name.

Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2017 10:33 PM (sdi6R)

Rory Block.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2017 10:49 PM (0deF2)

192 On Monday Hillary criticized Comey, said he helped cost her the election.

On Tuesday Comey is fired.

Has Hillary come out to praise his firing yet? Buehler?

Posted by: fly gal at May 10, 2017 10:49 PM (r3HL5)

193 Krauthammer thinks Condoleezza Rice would be a good choice to head the FBI.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2017 10:44 PM (IqV8l)

She's out then.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 10, 2017 10:50 PM (enArR)

194 Krauthammer thinks Condoleezza Rice would be a good choice to head the FBI.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



1. Krauthammer is an asshole.

2. Condoleeza Rice has, shall we say, a questionable reputation.

3. See #1.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 10:50 PM (SRKgf)

195 there was one tiny house built by a skier out west that was pretty cool but it has a hot tub and is not going anywhere.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2017 10:50 PM (cPsPa)

196 143 Just read the transcript, I guess it is a transcript, of Rush's monologue today about the Comey firing, and wow, was it entertaining.

He has them in a Mobius strip trip on this Russia thing, doesn't he?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 10, 2017 10:36 PM (U6f54)


It was good, wasn't it? I've never seen the leftists so tied up in knots.

The video that ace posted earlier of The Colbert Report (whatever it's called) is a classic. More proof, as if we needed any, that liberals have to be told what to think.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 10, 2017 10:50 PM (nvMvs)

197 Shhh palp, be quiet....that's all we need in austin, yurt developments and communities.

Posted by: lindameh at May 10, 2017 10:50 PM (kufk0)

198 MH, Thanks for another good ONT. Besides the content, I always enjoy the top picture: they are both true and wryly amusing.

And thanks to all the folks who commented on the previous thread. I kept a list of songs I had forgotten about. Several hours of YouTube listening ahead.

I have to remember to add Captain and Tennille videos to the list. The song doesn't matter when Toni Tennille wears one of her low cut, high slit dresses.

Posted by: JTB at May 10, 2017 10:50 PM (V+03K)

199 The same people who scream that the modern poultry industry is cruel are the same ones who want to shove you and your family into tiny houses and urban apartments of the same size.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2017 10:50 PM (4HbHy)

200
160 having a fresh 2nd and 3rd degree burn (<24 hours old) debrided w/o so much as a Tylenol pre, during or post procedure ?

somewhere between 9 and 11... they actually threatened to charge me for the hole i kicked in the wall in the abattoir, excuse me, hospital/clinic there at Ft Irwin, back in '83...

Fing hacks.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 10, 2017 10:40 PM (8M4Ih)


You're lucky. According to current research, if you were prescribed real pain killers, you would almost certainly be dead from an opiod overdose by now.

It's settled science.

Posted by: Ed Anger at May 10, 2017 10:50 PM (TJx8f)

201 Honestly, two BR, 1.5 bath, and if I wind up somewhere cold I'm curious about masonry stoves.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 10, 2017 10:51 PM (66CWr)

202 On Monday Hillary criticized Comey, said he helped cost her the election.

On Tuesday Comey is fired.



This is the delicious part. Why was Comey fired? Because it's what Hillaroid wanted.

I love Trump.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 10:51 PM (SRKgf)

203 condoleeza rice was not a good choice for secstate.




you know who would be a good choice for fbi? dick cheney.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2017 10:51 PM (cPsPa)

204 Tiny house thing is such a fad. The people that buy them usually are not ones that own a diesel one ton, which you need in order to move them.

We've been RV full time going on 9 years. Kicking it in Savannah for a few days and then up the Blue Ridge Parkway.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at May 10, 2017 10:52 PM (WZ3XL)

205 The M-113... The world's largest self-propelled coffin! The motor in the early versions was not powerful enough... One could go from 0-to-stuck much quicker with the later marks!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 10, 2017 10:52 PM (e9G8E)

206 197. They'd be easy to clear out, ya gotta admit. And they'd make nice backdrops for my raids.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 10, 2017 10:53 PM (TwwWO)

207 178 Krauthammer thinks Condoleezza Rice would be a good choice to head the FBI.


I doubt she's interested. She's got a nice gig at Stanford and other side projects that keeps her busy without all of the stress.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 10, 2017 10:53 PM (VgslJ)

208
I'm old enough to remember when 'Choice' was merely a codeword for killing babies caused by being so wasted you don't know who knocked you up, as in "I'm Pro-Choice. My body, My Choice."

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at May 10, 2017 10:53 PM (6sBpp)

209 >>>Churchill statute to be reunited with his cigar.

When they do my statue, they should have me smoking a bong.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 10, 2017 10:53 PM (vRcUp)

210 Then again I think Romney would be a great choice.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 10:47 PM (IDPbH)

Romney is a RINO enemy of Trump. Fuck him and his magic underwear.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 10, 2017 10:54 PM (enArR)

211 Yurt the top! Yurt the Coliseum...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 10, 2017 10:54 PM (66CWr)

212 People that live in their car by choice are the worst, there are some in Ohio and a cheap apartment can be found, even in a safe neighborhood.


AETHA is leaving ObamaCare

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 10, 2017 10:54 PM (dKiJG)

213 When they do my statue, they should have me smoking a bong dick.
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 10, 2017 10:53 PM (vRcUp)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 10:55 PM (SRKgf)

214 209; don't you mean pole?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 10, 2017 10:55 PM (KP5rU)

215 Always feel bad that my dad died before he could retire and travel the States with my mom full time in an RV as he had planned to do.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 10:55 PM (IDPbH)

216 Then again I think Romney would be a great choice.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 10:47 PM (IDPbH)



I want someone who will make Attila the Hun look like a faggot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 10:55 PM (SRKgf)

217 I doubt she's interested. She's got a nice gig at Stanford and other side projects that keeps her busy without all of the stress.
Posted by: Puddleglum


Yes, but she is an expert on....the Russians!!

But seriously....no.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at May 10, 2017 10:56 PM (S6Pax)

218 Captain and Tennille videos to the list. The song doesn't matter when Toni Tennille wears one of her low cut, high slit dresses.
Posted by: JTB at May 10




what a pair of losers. they are absolutely nauseating.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2017 10:56 PM (cPsPa)

219 218; this x100000.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 10, 2017 10:57 PM (KP5rU)

220 211.

Gher.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 10, 2017 10:58 PM (TwwWO)

221 That's my dream too. Get a big ole motorhome with a jeep to tow and just travel at whim with my husband. I'd still want a house to come back to as a home base. I can see at least half timing it though.

Posted by: lindameh at May 10, 2017 10:58 PM (kufk0)

222 I could see having a tiny house on the same land as your real house and using it as a den, library, man cave or boom-boom room....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2017 10:58 PM (89VjS)

223 Maxine Waters is a certifiable retarded person.
Posted by: Karmic Justice



What did you expect from a charter member of Club 85?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 10:58 PM (SRKgf)

224 so Drudge has a headline up that says "Cops: couple engaged in oral sex in McDonald's dining room."


so who is missing from the thread tonight? hope it is not two guys.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2017 10:59 PM (cPsPa)

225 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 10:55 PM (SRKgf)

Romney fired his former mentor when they hired him back to save Bain. His expertise is management .

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 10:59 PM (IDPbH)

226 Nite all, I have to start interviewing interns tomorrow. Wish me well, hope I get a good one.

Posted by: Farmer at May 10, 2017 10:59 PM (o/90i)

227 191 I could swear there was a female guitarist named Rory, but I can't think of her last name.

Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2017 10:33 PM (sdi6R)

Rory Block.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2017 10:49 PM (0deF2)


Yep. Just thought of it and was just about to link it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaK4x7TLQ3E

Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2017 11:00 PM (sdi6R)

228 G'Night Farmer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 10, 2017 11:00 PM (6gk0M)

229 Romney fired his former mentor when they hired him back to save Bain. His expertise is management .
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 10:59 PM (IDPbH)



And losing.

No thanks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 11:00 PM (SRKgf)

230 so who is missing from the thread tonight? hope it is not two guys.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2017 10:59 PM (cPsPa)

1) Ace

2) ?????

Posted by: Country Boy at May 10, 2017 11:00 PM (enArR)

231 Nite all, I have to start interviewing interns tomorrow. Wish me well, hope I get a good one.
Posted by: Farmer


did you select the candidates? are they from the friends and family program?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2017 11:00 PM (cPsPa)

232 209 >>>Churchill statute to be reunited with his cigar.

When they do my statue, they should have me smoking a bong.
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 10, 2017 10:53 PM (vRcUp)


I'll take a cigar

Posted by: Monica at May 10, 2017 11:01 PM (WZ3XL)

233 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 11:00 PM (SRKgf)

Maybe you want Obama. He won twice.

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 11:01 PM (IDPbH)

234 The ONT warns you this is one of those. Shut up you Fat Little F*ck. Looks like he needs a little redistribution on the Hostess Ho-Hos.

Don't be so hard on the little guy. First of all, he's the right age to be promoting communism. It's a kiddie level idea. Secondly, you have to give him points for understanding that welfare promotes laziness.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 10, 2017 11:01 PM (zc3Db)

235 Nite all, I have to start interviewing interns tomorrow. Wish me well, hope I get a good one.

Posted by: Farmer at May 10, 2017 10:59 PM (o/90i)


I have a few pointers, heh heh heh.

Posted by: Slick Willy at May 10, 2017 11:01 PM (GUBah)

236 There's two kinds of people in the world.


The people who put kerchiefs on dogs and the people that don't.

-
Barky puts relish on his dogs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 11:02 PM (Nwg0u)

237
Rory Gallagher!

Posted by: otho at May 10, 2017 11:02 PM (lmIoG)

238 78 Baby Sister Update follows (and #3 will amaze and delight you!).
Posted by: ibguy at May 10, 2017 10:10 PM

That's a great update! Golfcarting!

Also, your sister's name on the prayer list is Joyce Eibigai (you can probably figure out the game of telephone that came up with that...)

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 10, 2017 11:02 PM (G8B7r)

239 'Night Farmer. Good luck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2017 11:02 PM (OdK9v)

240 I lived from '99 to '06, aboard a thirty-foot, center cockpit, aft cabin sloop. Never did fill up every bit of available stowage space on board, either.

And I had a LOT of guns and ammo on board.

People do tend to drag an amazing amount of "stuff" around with 'em.

I have that bad habit, with tools and equipment. I could live in a small efficiency, as long as it's the 2nd story over a two car garage with attached workshop(s).

Inasmuch that I plan to retire aboard something along the lines of a 52 ft. Irwin, I'll actually have a lot more room belowdecks than even a 40 ft. diesel pusher RV with four slide-outs.

But yeah, those wildly over-priced tiny houses are a scam.

I might have to build and sell a few!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 10, 2017 11:02 PM (v5iqM)

241 233 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 11:00 PM (SRKgf)

Maybe you want Obama. He won twice.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 11:01 PM (IDPbH)



Obama was carried across the finish line by the CPUSA. If Romney had had any balls, he'd have attacked Obongo mercilessly for his Communist and terrorist ties.

But he lacked the balls to do that. Magic Underwear a bit too tight, perhaps.

My take: he was weighed in the balance, and found wanting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 11:03 PM (SRKgf)

242 Anka changed the melodic structure and lyrics to the song with Sinatra in mind.

So ... you mean he wrote a new song.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 10, 2017 11:03 PM (zc3Db)

243 our interns are always a crap shoot. they are either affirmative action something or others or kids of clients. usually the kids from clients work out better than the affirmative action hires because the parents tell them to work them like slaves so they do not turn out to be snowflakes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2017 11:03 PM (cPsPa)

244 I could see having a tiny house on the same land as your real house and using it as a den, library, man cave or boom-boom room....
Posted by: JoeF
----------

Servant. A place for your servant.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2017 11:04 PM (OdK9v)

245 so Drudge has a headline up that says "Cops: couple engaged in oral sex in McDonald's dining room."

McDonald's has dining rooms?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 10, 2017 11:04 PM (zc3Db)

246 Romney fired his former mentor when they hired him back to save Bain. His expertise is management .
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 10:59 PM (IDPbH)


And losing.

No thanks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 11:00 PM (SRKgf)

=======

Possibly the only " Republican" that could not run against CommieCare in 2012, who saved all his political Genoa for those in his own party.

Yeah.....No.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver. / at May 10, 2017 11:04 PM (Hj4t4)

247 Anonymous intelligence sources are reporting that the FBI is investigating reports of collusion between California Representative Maxine Waters and an "engineering brick"

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 10, 2017 11:05 PM (e8kgV)

248 McDonald's has dining rooms?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair




well, it is their version of the champagne room.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2017 11:05 PM (cPsPa)

249 Does a 5th wheel count as a tiny home, because some are really nice.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 10, 2017 11:05 PM (dKiJG)

250 Venom

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver. / at May 10, 2017 11:05 PM (Hj4t4)

251 "so who is missing from the thread tonight? hope it is not two guys."

I don't see Ace.

And I don't see Vic.



EEEWWW!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 10, 2017 11:06 PM (J+eG2)

252 Maybe you want Obama. He won twice.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 11:01 PM (IDPbH)



Plus, Romney supported Egg McMuffin.

Fuck both of them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 11:06 PM (SRKgf)

253 well, it is their version of the champagne room.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2017 11:05 PM (cPsPa)


I'm going to have to check that out next time.

No one tells me anything.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 10, 2017 11:07 PM (zc3Db)

254
I was stuck in a doctor's waiting room Monday and Condoleezza Rice was a guest on The View.

Krauthammer is an idiot.

Posted by: Ed Anger at May 10, 2017 11:07 PM (TJx8f)

255 >>>so Drudge has a headline up that says "Cops: couple engaged in oral sex in McDonald's dining room."

so who is missing from the thread tonight? hope it is not two guys.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2017 10:59 PM (cPsPa)<<<




We don't put up with that here. Take that shit to Five Guys*.



*Or would that make it Seven guys?

Posted by: Grimace at May 10, 2017 11:07 PM (nHbAq)

256 >>Barky puts relish on his dogs.


Dill or sweet?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 10, 2017 11:08 PM (voOPb)

257 We don't put up with that here. Take that shit to Five Guys*.



*Or would that make it Seven guys?
Posted by: Grimace at May 10



five guys also has barrels

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2017 11:08 PM (cPsPa)

258 Tiny houses are dollhouses for big people. And I have spend several years living in 24' travel trailers with a husband and pets.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 10, 2017 11:08 PM (Lqy/e)

259 "Cops: couple engaged in oral sex in McDonald's dining room."

That's a relief. Usually it's the kitchen.

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2017 11:08 PM (ysprU)

260 >>>McDonald's has dining rooms?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 10, 2017 11:04 PM (zc3Db)<<<

I usually hang out in the ball pit.

Posted by: SCOAMF at May 10, 2017 11:08 PM (nHbAq)

261 The former governor of Tokyo reportedly made a shocking accusation in a recent interview. Speaking to the Shukan Post, a Japanese tabloid, Shintaro Ishihara claimed that former President Barack Obama ordered the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) to assassinate him, the Tokyo Reporter wrote Wednesday. I

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 10, 2017 11:09 PM (e8kgV)

262 OK. I need to be serious here.

Lately I feel like I've been losing a bit mentally. Like I lose about a point or two of IQ a month. I feel like I'm not up to things I used to be.

Maybe this is stress...the last few years have been an absolute motherfucker, for sure...but I'm starting to worry my failure to take proper care of myself is taking a toll.

The problem is I'm scared shitless of getting checked on that. I'm trying to forge some kind of future for myself and...well, you can all imagine the potential for that to go to hell just for getting checked.

So...now what...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 10, 2017 11:09 PM (66CWr)

263
The GOPe prefers candidates who can lose like a gentleman.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2017 11:09 PM (IqV8l)

264 Fifth wheels are bigger than most tiny houses.
Hell, at this point in my life I would consider anything less than 1500 sqft a tiny house.

Posted by: lindameh at May 10, 2017 11:09 PM (kufk0)

265 122 No planes, no venues, no AAC, no Cowboys Stadium, etc.

Also probably means no dates anymore, but I don't care.

I don't go where I'll get touched or where I can't protect myself.
Posted by: Country Boy at May 10, 2017 10:29 PM (D2vc1)


Interesting. I'm no fan of crowds but I come from a touching family. Some sort of physical intimacy is expected.

Texas and southern culture is also big on touching, as you know. I was listening to a waitress just a few days ago who is going through tough times and she reached out and held my hand. It was only my second time to meet her.

Church is the same: hugs or firm handshakes.

I understand that some people aren't touchers and I don't consider it to be a fault. There's certainly nothing wrong with you. I have friends who won't even shake hands except when they absolutely can't avoid it. I respect that.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 10, 2017 11:10 PM (nvMvs)

266 249. They're rationally designed, efficient, and cost-effective. So, no, they don't count.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 10, 2017 11:10 PM (TwwWO)

267 252 Maybe you want Obama. He won twice.
Posted by: Jack Sock at May 10, 2017 11:01 PM (IDPbH)


Plus, Romney supported Egg McMuffin.

Fuck both of them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 11:06 PM (SRKgf)

Sideways with a snow shovel

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 10, 2017 11:10 PM (voOPb)

268 Sideways with a snow shovel
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 10, 2017 11:10 PM (voOPb)



My man.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 11:11 PM (SRKgf)

269 We had a bit of relief from Trump Derangement Syndrome here for a short while. A local micro-brewery sold to Budweiser. Hipsters went berserk.

Self-righteous outrage ensued.

http://tinyurl.com/mfwogf3

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2017 11:11 PM (OdK9v)

270
O ya, FBI Director...

Egg McMuffin

Posted by: William Kristol at May 10, 2017 11:11 PM (FTPVM)

271 first the shark fucker, then oral sex at mcdonalds, (probably better than the food) whats next? couch fucking? toaster sex?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 10, 2017 11:12 PM (KP5rU)

272 Wenona, Cummins proclaimed, was not only the "champion rifle shot of the world," but also the daughter of a chief named Crazy Horse and a white woman

Hey, it's better than being the daughter of a horse and a crazy white woman.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at May 10, 2017 11:13 PM (vRcUp)

273 I have nothing against people who choose to live in tiny houses, apartments, or trailers. "Voluntary poverty" is a thing in various religious traditions, from Christian monasticism to Buddhist detachment from the material world.

I have a bigger house than I really need, which is filled with a lifetime of accumulated stuff. That makes it hard to keep clean.

Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2017 11:13 PM (sdi6R)

274 262. Get it looked at, all the same. Could just be a nutritional thing - a lot of them manifest as a sort of brain-fog/en-dumbening.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 10, 2017 11:14 PM (TwwWO)

275 160 having a fresh 2nd and 3rd degree burn (

somewhere between 9 and 11...
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 10, 2017 10:40 PM (8M4Ih)


Oh, my Lord. I'm so sorry.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 10, 2017 11:14 PM (nvMvs)

276 The problem is I'm scared shitless of getting checked on that. I'm trying to forge some kind of future for myself and...well, you can all imagine the potential for that to go to hell just for getting checked.

So...now what...?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 10, 2017 11:09 PM (66CWr)

=======

Get checked out. If you have issues, it won't be getting them identified that will make them worse. It would be ignoring them and hoping them that will.

This comes from someone who damn near died in December. Please get looked at.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver. / at May 10, 2017 11:15 PM (Hj4t4)

277 Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 10, 2017 10:52 PM (e9G8E)

---
i always said that "APC" stood for
Armored
Personnel
Crematorium

but then again, since i was Delta on an M-220 variant, which had a combat load of 10 TOW missiles, racked on the engine side, each with a launch motor, flight motor and one or more HEAT warheads, i figured that, should the balloon go up, i'd drift home on the wind, at least the parts of me that weren't permanently embedded in the pool of slag where my track used to be, or fertilizing the local countryside.


Posted by: redc1c4, 11H10 long, long ago at May 10, 2017 11:16 PM (8M4Ih)

278 I hope you all realize by now that nobody supported Trump's firing of Comey. Even party diehards like Sauerkrauthammer.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at May 10, 2017 11:16 PM (XINuy)

279 It doesn't matter how many times I see Secretariat in the Belmont, I get chills. Straight chills.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 10, 2017 11:16 PM (smD62)

280 I hope you all realize by now that nobody supported Trump's firing of Comey. Even party diehards like Sauerkrauthammer.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at May 10, 2017 11:16 PM (XINuy)

281 Hey, everyone.
Didn't read the content (though I'm sure it's good). Didn't read the comments either.
Why am I even posting this?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 10, 2017 11:16 PM (rJUlF)

282 I'll check responses in the morning. I should at least try to sleep...

G'night Horde.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 10, 2017 11:16 PM (66CWr)

283 I want someone who will make Attila the Hun look like a faggot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 10:55 PM (SRKgf)

Joe Arpaio, tanned, rested, and ready.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2017 11:17 PM (0deF2)

284 Brother Cavil - could also be boredom/depression. A change in routine might be indicated. You mentioned stress - hell, that scrambles the brain every damned time.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 10, 2017 11:17 PM (TwwWO)

285 Brother Cavil

Stress is a real bastard. It debilitates like nothing else if constant. Faith in Jesus, letting go and letting God saves my wife. Me, I want to kill something...

Posted by: William Kristol at May 10, 2017 11:17 PM (FTPVM)

286 OUT DAMN SOCK!!!!

Posted by: Karmic Justice at May 10, 2017 11:18 PM (FTPVM)

287 see mary's brother is back.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 10, 2017 11:18 PM (KP5rU)

288 G'Night Brother Cavil. Get checked out, Sir.

On that note, I'm not feeling well, myself.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at May 10, 2017 11:18 PM (6gk0M)

289 279 It doesn't matter how many times I see Secretariat in the Belmont, I get chills. Straight chills.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 10, 2017 11:16 PM (smD62)


I've watched that video dozens of times. I never get tired of it. And I saw it live (on TV, not in person) when it happened.

Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2017 11:19 PM (sdi6R)

290 [To my fellow, beloved Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and our family.]
Posted by: ibguy at May 10, 2017 10:15 PM (vUcdz)


Ibguy: I read your wonderful update about Joyce and it filled my heart. Joyce clearly has a strong and beautiful spirit. I will continue to pray for Joyce and her family.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 10, 2017 11:19 PM (TdMsT)

291 Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 10, 2017 11:10 PM (nvMvs)

The kind of touching you describe I don't mind at all, or at least not so much. I'd love to have a good Texas girl to touch me every day.

But the TSA and venue kind? Forget it.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 10, 2017 11:19 PM (enArR)

292 279 It doesn't matter how many times I see Secretariat in the Belmont, I get chills. Straight chills.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 10, 2017 11:16 PM (smD62)



That Chelsea can really run, can't she?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 11:19 PM (SRKgf)

293 283: and, unfortunately kind of senile now, i hear.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 10, 2017 11:19 PM (KP5rU)

294 There is a Dutch guy on the interwebs that says it has to have a felted wool cover to be a real yurt. I have always wanted one.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 10, 2017 11:20 PM (Lqy/e)

295
Tiny house crap - another stupid fad/fashion statement.


Do you know who wants You to live in a "tiny house?"

Billionaire Nazis such as George Soros. It sickens billionaires to think We'd have nice homes, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 11:20 PM (cjXKD)

296 287. Meh....I'm still waiting for Chosen Pronoun to show up.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 10, 2017 11:20 PM (TwwWO)

297 @289

Agreed.....that moment down the stretch....it makes me cry half the time I watch it.

I wish I had been alive to see it.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 10, 2017 11:20 PM (smD62)

298 280
I hope you realize by now that you bukkake stupidity like a real champ.

Posted by: Karmic Justice at May 10, 2017 11:20 PM (FTPVM)

299 Brother Cavil,

Get checked out. It could be nothing at all.

If it is something, the earlier you find it, the better.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 10, 2017 11:21 PM (rJUlF)

300
The worse You live, the better billionaires feel about themselves.

How can a billionaire feel like a god when You have Nice Things, too??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 11:21 PM (cjXKD)

301 I was a kid when Secretariat won the Belmont. There has never been another horse like that. Shadowfax...

Posted by: Karmic Justice at May 10, 2017 11:22 PM (FTPVM)

302 294. Felt....well, okay. Seen 'em with canvas covers and insulation behind the laths. Look quite comfy. Know a few Mongols who have those, back in the mother-land, and they love 'em.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 10, 2017 11:22 PM (TwwWO)

303 Screw tiny houses, I wish I knew how to sail.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 10, 2017 11:23 PM (dKiJG)

304
I hope you all realize that Trump is FINISHED. It'll be an early night.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 11:23 PM (cjXKD)

305 The problem is I'm scared shitless of getting checked on that. I'm trying to forge some kind of future for myself and...well, you can all imagine the potential for that to go to hell just for getting checked.

So...now what...?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 10, 2017 11:09 PM (66CWr)

Or you might get checked and find nothing, and you can get on with it.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 10, 2017 11:24 PM (enArR)

306 I went to TOW/Dragon skool at Camp Smith, NY...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 10, 2017 11:24 PM (e9G8E)

307 I'm totes staying in a castle in Scotland, ya'll.

It's going to happen.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 10, 2017 11:24 PM (smD62)

308 False and doubtful positions, relied upon as unquestionable maxims, keep those who build on them in the dark from truth. Such are usually the prejudices imbibed from education, party, reverence, fashion interest, et cetera. -John Locke

I think that when statesmen forsake their own private conscience for the sake of their public duties, they lead their country by a short route to chaos. -Uttered by Sir Thomas More in A Man For All Seasons by Robert Bolt

The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilized community, against his will, is to prevent harm to others. His own good, either physical or moral, is not a sufficient warrant. He cannot rightfully be compelled to do or forbear because it will be better for him to do so, because it will make him happier, because, in the opinions of others, to do so would be wise, or even right. These are good reasons for remonstrating with him, or reasoning with him, or persuading him or entreating him, but not for compelling him, or visiting him with any evil, in case he do. -John Stuart Mill

Posted by: Locke Common at May 10, 2017 11:25 PM (VnyPp)

309 Watch some YouTube videos of people that choose to live in their cars, They are soo full of themselves.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 10, 2017 11:26 PM (dKiJG)

310 It's Burger King where you are supposed to be able to have it your way.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 11:26 PM (Nwg0u)

311 240 But yeah, those wildly over-priced tiny houses are a scam.

I might have to build and sell a few!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 10, 2017 11:02 PM (v5iqM)


I have a friend (long story) in her early twenties who wants to build one that's about 250 square feet on a parcel of land she owns outright south of Dallas. The property has utility connections and she plans to live there permanently.

The cost: about $80,000.

In her area, she could easily build an 1,800 square foot real home.

She lacks good judgment in most areas of her life.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 10, 2017 11:27 PM (nvMvs)

312
Watch some YouTube videos of people that choose to live in their cars...

Plus the fact they don't really live in their cars/vans.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 11:28 PM (cjXKD)

313
t's Burger King where you are supposed to be able to have it your way.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not


At Skyline Chili you can get a three way.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2017 11:29 PM (IqV8l)

314 When they do my statue, they should have me smoking a bong.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 10, 2017 10:53 PM (vRcUp)

If I do it, you'll be smoking something. And it won't be no fuckin bong...

Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2017 11:29 PM (qJhUV)

315 @302,
He would get in these sort of longbow/crossbow arguements on the yurt lists. He'd spent some time in Mongolia. I should see if his website is still up.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 10, 2017 11:30 PM (Lqy/e)

316 And in other news, Hartford, Connecticut is considering filing bankruptcy.

BUT TRUMP!!!!!!!

Posted by: Country Boy at May 10, 2017 11:30 PM (enArR)

317 It's becoming clearer by the day that there is no evidence of any collusion between Trump and The Russians and --as many comments here make clear--it was bullshit made up to distract from the fact that Obama and Co. were spying on Trump.
So you know what Trump should do? Appoint a Special Prosecutor to look into THAT allegation.
Man that would be awesome...

Posted by: JoeF. at May 10, 2017 11:30 PM (89VjS)

318 Re. Dildo climaxing

You cut off his legs...
You cut off his arms...
You cut off his head...
How could you, Mrs Dick?
How could you, Mrs Dick?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evelyn_Dick

(Also told as a joke with the judge saying, "You cut off his legs... etc.")

Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2017 11:31 PM (nlbfN)

319 238 NP

Thanks - and that's hilarious!!

Posted by: ibguy at May 10, 2017 11:31 PM (vUcdz)

320 >>>Plus the fact they don't really live in their cars/vans.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 11:28 PM (cjXKD)<<<

It can be hard to find a nice spot... DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!

Posted by: Matt Foley at May 10, 2017 11:31 PM (nHbAq)

321 At Skyline Chili you can get a three way.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot


Or a Five Way!

Yecchhh, I hate Skyline. Everybody around me luvs it, and I hate it. Blechhh!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at May 10, 2017 11:31 PM (S6Pax)

322
Hartford, which is the capital of CT.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 11:31 PM (cjXKD)

323 309 Watch some YouTube videos of people that choose to live in their cars, They are soo full of themselves.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 10, 2017 11:26 PM (dKiJG)

They're not the only ones. btw, I used to get 5k a month on Patreon reviewing terrible games/movies. Now look at me, with a paltry $800 a month.

Posted by: "Forky" at May 10, 2017 11:32 PM (E/ibL)

324 I'm totes staying in a castle in Scotland, ya'll.

It's going to happen.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 10, 2017 11:24 PM

Good Luck!

Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at May 10, 2017 11:32 PM (q1+kD)

325 Hey gang. I really wanted to hang in the ONT but I just can't do it. I got nothin'. Don't burn the place down without me and I'll see you tomorrow.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 10, 2017 11:33 PM (0mRoj)

326 BTW, there is Climax and a Dildo small towns in Canada! So I was very disappointed that it wasn't a Canadian news story linked.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2017 11:34 PM (nlbfN)

327 btw, am I the only one who thinks the "woke Commie kid" should be sent to Venezuela?

Maybe it would enlighten him, and get him to lose about 20 pounds.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 10, 2017 11:34 PM (E/ibL)

328 Hartford, which is the capital of CT.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at May 10, 2017 11:31 PM (cjXKD)

The state is gonna be about 3 billion in the hole as well.

One of the reasons for revenue losses?

Hedge funds moving to more tax friendly states.

You don't say!

Posted by: Country Boy at May 10, 2017 11:34 PM (enArR)

329 309,
"Watch some YouTube videos of people that choose to live in their cars, They are soo full of themselves."

Watch Americathon instead, everybody lives in their car, in a permanent traffic jam.

Posted by: geoffb5 at May 10, 2017 11:35 PM (d3wbb)

330 247 Anonymous intelligence sources are reporting that the FBI is investigating reports of collusion between California Representative Maxine Waters and an "engineering brick"
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 10, 2017 11:05 PM (e8kgV)


This is fake news. The collusion was between Maxine Waters, a fence post, and a box of rocks.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 10, 2017 11:35 PM (TdMsT)

331 I knew a few people into tiny houses because of poverty. I looked at a 700-ft former fishing cabin before I found my current home, which is a little under a thousand square feet. I bought it from a family of four.

One of the keys to small-house living is having things to do outside and it being SAFE. We had a couple drugged-out teens but they moved out of state with their parents (sorry, Texas). So the kids are riding bikes and playing ball in the street, and adults are launching their boats and reassembling pools.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 10, 2017 11:35 PM (G8B7r)

332 Brother Cavil,

Please get checked out. Stress can really mess with you as can easily treatable things like low thyroid function or depression.

Odds are that it's something simple.

You're too important to the Horde and we care about you.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 10, 2017 11:36 PM (nvMvs)

333 Oilers - Ducks 1-1 after 2

Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2017 11:36 PM (qJhUV)

334 Well, the Peon Shop is now wired for sound! The amp I was messing with the other night, I put back together, and put it atop a wall-mounted cabinet over my tire machine. Then I spliced together four random lengths of geophone cord (3-conductor wire in really, really, tough jacket), and fitted it with RCA plugs on one end, and jacks on the other. A real long patch cord, in other words. Built a little splitter to plug into the "front speaker out" jack on this computer's sound card, so I can play my powered speakers here in the office, and at the same time send a signal to the amp in shop. Basically a "Y" connector.

Of course, no good plan goes off without a hitch, and one of the speakers I was using went open with no warning, after having worked here in the basement. Put a new driver in the box, and now I have stereo music in the shop, sourced from one of many, many mp3's of streaming audio I recorded over the years. Plenty loud, plenty clear, and no discernible hum.

I will probably cut a slit in the turf with my half-moon edger, and bury the line a few inches deep. It doesn't carry any power; just a volt or two of audio.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2017 11:38 PM (0deF2)

335 somewhere between 9 and 11...

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 10, 2017 10:40 PM (8M4Ih)
Oh, my Lord. I'm so sorry.osted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 10, 2017 11:14 PM (nvMvs)

---
it gets better: the injury happened right at the end of AT.

day 1: injury (washed, bandaged, sent back to the field.)

day 2: debridement (see above)

day 3: home station and off to LBNH for treatment (told to FOAD as i was just NG, and no different than a CHP officer with non-life threatening wounds)

day 3 late at home: knew no one in my chain, so called OTAG and got duty officer. relayed tale of woe. BN XO called 15 mikes or so later, said not to worry.

day 4: went back to LBNH with other injured GIs from the unit, and unit leadership. everyone was told to FOAD, as the USN didn't know where $$$ was going to come from to pay for it all. Some kindly RN dragged me into a treatment room and removed, cleaned and redressed my wound, and said "F the Chief" when her peer said that wasn't a good idea, as the Chief would be mad. 1st Sainthood nomination i ever made.

day 5 on: got treatment at LAAFS, whilst NGB, etc fought the issue out.

nothing is too good for the Soldier, but we have to give them something.



Posted by: redc1c4, 11H10 long, long ago at May 10, 2017 11:38 PM (8M4Ih)

336 The state is gonna be about 3 billion in the hole as well.


One of the reasons for revenue losses?


Hedge funds moving to more tax friendly states.

Do you have a list of those states.
Just wondering.
No.
Really.

Posted by: john oliver at May 10, 2017 11:39 PM (nlbfN)

337 Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 10, 2017 11:20 PM (Lqy/e)

The Mongolians who can use a nylon cover. Water shedding instead of absorbing, and lots lighter. They may use felt underneath though. There are a couple of layers and I never got a good look even though we stayed in one over night.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 10, 2017 11:39 PM (sEDyY)

338 The problem is I'm scared shitless of getting checked on that. I'm trying to forge some kind of future for myself and...well, you can all imagine the potential for that to go to hell just for getting checked.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 10, 2017 11:09 PM (66CWr) fnord (66CWr)


Or it could be something you can deal with if you check *now*. Which is why we check things out.

The bad news is that "brain fog" could be almost anything, so they might just not have an answer. But maybe you can rule out some scary stuff and ease your mind.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 10, 2017 11:39 PM (wB8Tg)

339 Brother Cavil,



Please get checked out. Stress can really mess with you as can easily treatable things like low thyroid function or depression.



Odds are that it's something simple.



You're too important to the Horde and we care about you.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 10, 2017 11:36 PM (nvMvs)

---
what they said... i don't have enough friends and acquaintances that i can afford to lose any.

Posted by: redc1c4, 11H10 long, long ago at May 10, 2017 11:40 PM (8M4Ih)

340 I have a friend (long story) in her early twenties who wants to build one that's about 250 square feet on a parcel of land she owns outright south of Dallas. The property has utility connections and she plans to live there permanently.

The cost: about $80,000.

In her area, she could easily build an 1,800 square foot real home.

She lacks good judgment in most areas of her life.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 10, 2017 11:27 PM (nvMvs)

She could buy a decent older motorhome or travel trailer for about ten thousand, and set it up on her lot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2017 11:40 PM (0deF2)

341 Watch Americathon instead, everybody lives in their car, in a permanent traffic jam.
Just like Al Bundy taking the family out on the Labor Day weekend!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2017 11:40 PM (nlbfN)

342 I'm doing better on my instruments, which I play strictly for relaxation.

Been learning the guitar picking for "You Got A Friend In Me," the version done by the little girl and her dad. Sort of a scat jazzy thing.

Then also on guitar, but really just to play along with the right rhythm, is the part for the Avett Brothers "True Sadness," the version done when they play live. Sounds sort of cajun to me.

On ukelele I was enjoying playing David Bowie's "Space Oddity," but just did a play along to a YouTube video of that mix of Over the Rainbow and Wish Upon A Star.

Getting better. Yeah. Maybe it was that THC cookie I had right before dinner.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 10, 2017 11:41 PM (U6f54)

343 Some kindly RN dragged me into a treatment room and removed, cleaned and redressed my wound, and said "F the Chief" when her peer said that wasn't a good idea, as the Chief would be mad. 1st Sainthood nomination i ever made.


Posted by: redc1c4, 11H10 long, long ago at May 10, 2017 11:38 PM

Can we make that RN the head of the VA?

Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at May 10, 2017 11:43 PM (q1+kD)

344 The small house thing, for those who do it for real, is a version of tramp life described so well by Jon Krakauer in his "Into the Wild" book.

The author does a pretty good job of trying to get into the head of the kid who graduated college, left town, and went on the road.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 10, 2017 11:44 PM (U6f54)

345 @324

Thanks....just dreaming out loud actually.

The main thing I would want to do in Scotland, and I am pretty sure this makes me a huge dork, is to go up to the Old Course at St. Andrews. The Old Course is a bucket list thing for me.

When I found out you can actually stay in a castle near Edinburgh? Welp...count me in!

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 10, 2017 11:45 PM (smD62)

346 I went to TOW/Dragon skool at Camp Smith, NY...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki




is that the sequel to how to train your dragon?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 10, 2017 11:45 PM (cPsPa)

347
She could buy a decent older motorhome or travel trailer for about ten thousand, and set it up on her lot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Depends on the zoning restrictions doesn't it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2017 11:47 PM (IqV8l)

348 I often see people gushing about those mini-homes but never see anybody make the move. Could conceivably be an option for a very busy single person that is not at home much (but why not just get efficiency apartment?). For just about anybody else it is just virtue signalling. Nobody wants to live in a 300 sf home for more than a weekend, even a greenie lib.. After the virtue signaling high wears off xe will be going nuts in xer eco-freindly box and trying to figure out an excuse why xe had to move back to a real house.

Posted by: Ripley at May 10, 2017 11:48 PM (NbRJx)

349 Just got home.

And happy that Sweaty Teddy, Grape Ape, and the Capitals have choked YET AGAIN~

May they never get over their Post-Traumatic Penguin Disorder.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 10, 2017 11:48 PM (Vevy5)

350 Little boxes on the hillside,
Little boxes made of ticky tacky,1
Little boxes on the hillside,
Little boxes all the same.
There's a green one and a pink one
And a blue one and a yellow one,
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same.

And the people in the houses
All went to the university,
Where they were put in boxes
And they came out all the same,
And there's doctors and lawyers,
And business executives,
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and You're Not at May 10, 2017 11:48 PM (Nwg0u)

351 Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 10, 2017 11:45 PM

Sounds like fun! Be sure to load up some bagpipe music while you sightsee. XD

Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at May 10, 2017 11:49 PM (q1+kD)

352 @351

Ha! Kiss a guy in a kilt? That seems pretty stereotypical too.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 10, 2017 11:51 PM (smD62)

353 I had pain level 12 once - turns out my intestines were leaking into my body cavity. Fortunately, I was already in the ICU at the time, so it got taken care of very quickly....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 10, 2017 11:52 PM (Ss6r7)

354 Ha! Kiss a guy in a kilt? That seems pretty stereotypical too.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 10, 2017 11:51 PM

Wait...that isn't a Scottish Law? I was told it was mandatory! I need to have a little talk with my travel agent...

Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at May 10, 2017 11:54 PM (q1+kD)

355 I lived in an old school bus. Had pets and everything.

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at May 10, 2017 11:55 PM (ZO497)

356 I had pain level 12 once - turns out my intestines were leaking into my body cavity. Fortunately, I was already in the ICU at the time, so it got taken care of very quickly....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 10, 2017 11:52 PM


._.

Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at May 10, 2017 11:55 PM (q1+kD)

357 Aren't those castles cold and drafty?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2017 11:55 PM (IqV8l)

358 She could buy a decent older motorhome or travel trailer for about ten thousand, and set it up on her lot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2017 11:40 PM (0deF2)


She lives on the lot now in an old travel trailer that's falling apart.

She's a good person and I have a minor amount of obligation for her well-being, but like many people her age, she's not mature enough to make good decisions.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at May 10, 2017 11:56 PM (nvMvs)

359 @357

Doesn't matter. It. is. a. castle.

I'm half tempted to buy a tiara and pack my Cinderella costume.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 10, 2017 11:57 PM (smD62)

360 Depends on the zoning restrictions doesn't it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2017 11:47 PM (IqV8l)

It's Texas. Some cities have no zoning restrictions, right?

But if they'd let her put up a "tiny house", which is just a shack on wheels, they ought to accept a real RV.

Or buy an old travel trailer, re-skin it with faux brick siding, and presto! Instant "tiny house".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2017 11:57 PM (0deF2)

361 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 10, 2017 11:52 PM

Glad you were able to get it taken care of and be able to be part of the Horde.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 10, 2017 11:57 PM (sEDyY)

362 When I joined the Army Reserve, (I know, Enlisted Reserve... But, hey, sand bags just don't fill themselves, y'know!) the recruiter asked me why I wanted to join the Army, and I said "I wanna shoot rockets off the backs of Jeeps" and he said, "Sounds like you'd make a great **COMBAT! Engineer**!"

So, there I was... Many years later, I finally got to fire some piffling training device at[ a Jeep, with a target board on it, at Camp Smith... Such a disappointment!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 10, 2017 11:58 PM (e9G8E)

363 Captain Whitebread #281: Why am I even posting this?

If you don't put down some pixels, nobody knows you're here.

Got home just before the clouds burst, and glad we did-- it's Noah time here in NE OK.

One cat didn't show up for supper yet, but figure she's high & dry out in the shed and will show up when we get a break. She's good at catching her own supper pretty often, anyway.

Posted by: mindful webworker - absurdly at May 10, 2017 11:59 PM (CJRaf)

364 Ha! Kiss a guy in a kilt? That seems pretty stereotypical too.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 10, 2017 11:51 PM (smD62)

Mandatory you-tubage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoUV5d09JZw

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2017 12:00 AM (0deF2)

365 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 11, 2017 12:03 AM (IcT7t)

366 Pain level 12?

Motorcycle wreck, involuntarily donated a Gold Wing to medical science, circa Oct. '98.

Malicious ER staff administered only "pediatric" dose of Demerol. Later that night, Ortho, even with administering horse sedative of some kind, chose to manually set greentree fracture of tibula.

That "horse sedative", woke right up and passed up Secretariat at the Belmont.

The docs were lucky they were working on lower extremities, and not within arms reach. I was looking to kill one or both of them.

Oddly, that one has healed and never really bothers me, after.

Next day though, they put me into four + hour surgery, to rebuild my left ankle with four stainless drywall screws.

That one STILL HURTS.

I did have the good sense though, before going into that surgery, to ask 'em to debride and change the dressing on the road rash abrasion on my right forearm, while I was well and truly OUT.

That's a bit of pain I dodged. A rarity.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2017 12:05 AM (v5iqM)

367 I lived in an old school bus. Had pets and everything.
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell
-----------
On that topic: "Breeder found dead had potentially dangerous dogs for sale"

An excerpt: "After multiple attempts, the dog was finally immobilized and subdued, and deputies were able to remove the dog from the residence," Bailey said. The dog was killed in the process."

Heh. "Immobilized", "Subdued"

Boerboel


http://tinyurl.com/m7qnpxo

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2017 12:05 AM (ZO497)

368 "tiny house"= "prison cell"- "complimentary meals"

Posted by: shibumi at May 11, 2017 12:06 AM (8zWAk)

369 I lived in a schoolbus too. It was fun.

Since we go over to Portland, we've seen several small houses and did talk to a lady that lives in one. But, if you do Pinterest, you'd know these women have boards for tiny houses and big Victorian houses (and sometimes beach "cabins" that seem huge to me).

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 11, 2017 12:06 AM (Lqy/e)

370 I want someone who will make Attila the Hun look like a faggot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 10, 2017 10:55 PM (SRKgf)

Someone rent a plane, I'm printing up leaflets. Let the word be spread.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 11, 2017 12:09 AM (nXCp4)

371 Her friend Roni will join the "dirty divas" mountain biking group for lunch- they're all looking forward to seeing her.




I read that as "the 'dirty divas' mountain bikini group".......




I denounce myself....

Posted by: NC Ref at May 11, 2017 12:11 AM (SpeiC)

372 Mindful Webworker, if you're still on here, no effing way, my best friend's dog is named Gimli, and mine is a lab/shepherd mix. Right on right on right on. Yeah he'll usually slip or pull off anything you put on him but he likes the neckerchief. Dogs.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 11, 2017 12:13 AM (nXCp4)

373 Seattle 6 Regina 1 in WHL Championship series. 9:00 left.

Seattle going for series tie at 2-2.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 11, 2017 12:15 AM (e1mEI)

374 A Venerable Privilege

One of the central tenets of the broader Left is an axiomatic worldview of oppressors and the oppressed, the former gaining their lofty status through unearned privilege. In this Rawlsian view, because some children had a better upbringing than others, those who grew up in a good family had unearned privilege which must be countered in order to equalize society so that those without said unearned privilege will be on an equal status. From this, the Leftist secular catechisms oft wail, a utopia will spring forth based upon that Philosopher's Stone of absolute equity.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=13359

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 11, 2017 12:15 AM (vBeA5)

375 Ya know, "tiny house" could easily = Conex box.

Two of them and siding if you want to be classy. Insulation and a window if you want to be "deluxe"

They are water-proof, mostly.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2017 12:15 AM (mkDpn)

376 So, I got replacement bolt today for my long-moribund Cooey model 750 single-shot .22 boltie. Only problem is, it doesn't fire. Firing pin doesn't dimple the cartridge case. Any suggestions?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2017 12:16 AM (0deF2)

377 . Only problem is, it doesn't fire. Firing pin doesn't dimple the cartridge case. Any suggestions?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-------------

Disassemble the bolt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2017 12:22 AM (ZO497)

378 New firing pin, advance the firing pin, get the gunk out of the firing pin channel are the first thoughts

Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2017 12:24 AM (mkDpn)

379 I think my first step will be to try some lube on the guts of the bolt. What is the proper name for that part of the bolt which strikes the firing pin?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2017 12:27 AM (0deF2)

380 So, I got replacement bolt today for my long-moribund Cooey model 750 single-shot .22 boltie. Only problem is, it doesn't fire. Firing pin doesn't dimple the cartridge case. Any suggestions?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2017 12:16 AM (0deF2)



Wolff Springs, Brownells, Numrich Gun Parts.

Best bet? E-mail Wolff, tell 'em of your dilemma. They'll cook up a recipe for your solution.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


p.s. cheap small parts washer filled with Ed's Red.

If things don't run right after an overnight therein, they're not ever going to run right.

At which time you revert to pre "p.s." commentary.

Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2017 12:27 AM (v5iqM)

381 Tickled.....my husband is teeing off on the Old Course in a few hours

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 11, 2017 12:28 AM (mMeIQ)

382 Fenelon, I thought the yurts came over from Jersey side.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2017 12:30 AM (mkDpn)

383 Ghost of kari:

When I saw a young dog wandering up by the shed, I presumed it was a neighbor's, and sent big son out to chase the dog off. Son ran to him, arms in the air, boogala-boogling, and the dog just laid down on his back. Knew right then, he was ours.

Son got the naming privilege, and chose Gimli. I didn't think it fit him, but what could I say? After all these years, he's still good old Gimli.

And he does like his kerchief, I think. Like he likes his bed and his blanket.

Posted by: mindful webworker - boogala-boogling at May 11, 2017 12:33 AM (CJRaf)

384 Dang it........Ducks win

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 11, 2017 12:33 AM (mMeIQ)

385 I think my first step will be to try some lube on the guts of the bolt. What is the proper name for that part of the bolt which strikes the firing pin?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------

Hammer. But there may not be one, per se.

It may be that the firing pin itself is spring loaded, cocked, and held/released by the sear. I assume that it is manually cocked, via a knob on the end of the bolt?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2017 12:33 AM (ZO497)

386 @381

Wow good for him!

Chance of a lifetime.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at May 11, 2017 12:34 AM (smD62)

387 Love is love and not fade away

fade away

fade away

* waves wearily as eyes close and head droops *

Posted by: mindful webworker - fade at May 11, 2017 12:34 AM (CJRaf)

388 On that one? The striker I bet.

The spring operating the striker may be old too or gobbed up with old oil

It was a thing to use linseed oil on guns, and old Hoppes, as wonderful as it is, can polymerize into peanut butter-like goo just like old linseed oil.

If the spring is weak that can make the firing pin strike go weak.



Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2017 12:35 AM (mkDpn)

389 Debating whether to start a 24 oz. or not. I'm trying to stay awake 'til 12:30 when Mrs. Married Woman Who Said She Loves Me in Kallyfornia is supposed to call. Wonder what's going on.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 11, 2017 12:35 AM (Jcg9Q)

390 Norm MacDonald has a new standup special on Netflix. It's good.

Posted by: Hop Sing at May 11, 2017 12:37 AM (Fz5yy)

391 Tickled....he actually got to go into the Royal Club two years ago. Got on a ticket with a member and they invited him.

He went every two years when he turned 40......stopped for a few years and when he turned 29 decided he had to return

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 11, 2017 12:39 AM (mMeIQ)

392 Good night, ONT!

Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at May 11, 2017 12:39 AM (q1+kD)

393 AOP.

If nothing else, let it sit overnight in a bath of Automatic Transmission Fluid.

Next day, clean it in copious amounts of Kerosene.

Then flood it with your favorite Gun Oil.

If it doesn't work then, quit Fn with it, and take it to a gunsmith.

Besides. It is a foreign bolt assembly to your rifle.

Even in .22 LR, headspace is a thing. Get this thing seen to by the best you can find, and get it all tuned as a whole.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

ps

hasta la nite nite, horde!

Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2017 12:40 AM (v5iqM)

394 Norm McDonald is the funniest comedian out there.

Meaning, he doesn't just make snarky unoriginal comments about Trump.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2017 12:40 AM (JZdsf)

395 Plus, I love his fries.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2017 12:41 AM (JZdsf)

396 Or maybe not.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 11, 2017 12:43 AM (MZcWR)

397 I think my first step will be to try some lube on the guts of the bolt. What is the proper name for that part of the bolt which strikes the firing pin?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------

Hammer. But there may not be one, per se.

It may be that the firing pin itself is spring loaded, cocked, and held/released by the sear. I assume that it is manually cocked, via a knob on the end of the bolt?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2017 12:33 AM (ZO497)



No. STRIKER, not "hammer".

Striker is released by the sear, and is directly powered by the mainspring.

Striker / Mainspring channel is what's most often fouled by powder residue, and is the direct cause of soft striker strikes on the new cartridge.

Ultrasonic cleaners are the .22 bolties friend.

NOW can I fkin' go to SLEEP?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2017 12:45 AM (v5iqM)

398 AOP you're in good hands with Jim and Mike's advice on gun troubleshooting. I have no idea of that rifle's design myself, so have nothing to add. Though it seems springs are the likely issue - either wear and tear, or fouling.


Speaking of guns (!), did the paperwork for an S ampersand W Model 60 this afternoon. Very good condition, CrimsonTrace grips (whose value, alone, made the deal a good one). Idea is that this might become the boss's bedside hospitality accessory - only centerfire handgun she's liked so far is a Colt snub that's too valuable to use in this role.


If this plan comes to naught ..... oops, another revolver in the stable (and Smith, and laser grips) . Hate when that happens.


Sort of related, a great saying used as a signature line by somebody on a gun forum: "My greatest fear is that when I die my wife will sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them".

Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2017 12:45 AM (PjWy4)

399 Hammer. But there may not be one, per se.

It may be that the firing pin itself is spring loaded, cocked, and held/released by the sear. I assume that it is manually cocked, via a knob on the end of the bolt?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2017 12:33 AM (ZO497)

Yes, you assume right. The firing pin seems to "float" in the bolt, even though the hammer is down. I have a can of GibbsOil, which is some miracle-in-a-can stuff. I will give the bolt a shot with that. Seller warned me about how to ensure bolt is tight, but not too tight, and how to adjust it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2017 12:46 AM (0deF2)

400 No. STRIKER, not "hammer".

Striker is released by the sear, and is directly powered by the mainspring.

Striker / Mainspring channel is what's most often fouled by powder residue, and is the direct cause of soft striker strikes on the new cartridge.

Ultrasonic cleaners are the .22 bolties friend.

NOW can I fkin' go to SLEEP?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2017 12:45 AM (v5iqM)

I don't have an ultrasonic cleaner, but I do have solvents. It does seem that the striker does not fall hard on the firing pin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2017 12:49 AM (0deF2)

401 Sort of related, a great saying used as a signature line by somebody on a
gun forum: "My greatest fear is that when I die my wife will sell my
guns for what I told her I paid for them".

---
not a worry in my AO: she's bought moar than i have, and knows exactly what we paid for them...

Posted by: redc1c4, 11H10 long, long ago at May 11, 2017 12:52 AM (8M4Ih)

402 doesn't everyone have an ultrasonic cleaner?

i used it on unit weapons when i was an armorer.

Posted by: redc1c4, 11H10 long, long ago at May 11, 2017 12:54 AM (8M4Ih)

403 You people know that lying about a Black Presdent is a serious crime !! It was OK to lie to Bush and Trump, but lying to a Black Presdent is illegal and punishable by arrest. But lying about a Black presdent people...that is like lying to Jessus !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 11, 2017 12:54 AM (WmgTn)

404 Hi Ont

Posted by: lousagirl at May 11, 2017 12:58 AM (9plvG)

405 Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 11, 2017 12:54 AM (WmgTn)---
frag out!

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 11, 2017 12:59 AM (8M4Ih)

406 Hi, Miss Lou!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 11, 2017 01:00 AM (IcT7t)

407 Feel for Chris Berman, his wife died in a car crash.
Joined a group nobody ever wants to be in. RIP Kathy,

God wrap your Loving arms around her Loved ones

Posted by: lousagirl at May 11, 2017 01:02 AM (9plvG)

408 Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 11, 2017 12:54 AM (WmgTn)

*hic snort hic*

Posted by: Mary's wodka bottle at May 11, 2017 01:02 AM (d76uN)

409 Hi Blanco, how are you??
I show up on occasion and make a stupid ass comment, haha

Posted by: lousagirl at May 11, 2017 01:04 AM (9plvG)

410 My sister died in a car wreck, it broke my heart beyond repair

Posted by: lousagirl at May 11, 2017 01:06 AM (9plvG)

411 Was that the "real" Bill Wynn up yonder? I mean, whatever that might mean.


But as that sock/real commenter *started* as unwitting self-parody, there's really nowhere for him to go, in terms of development.


So I guess chortling over some temporary minor appointment problem (does Bill think Trump's going to adopt Jeb's trade "strategy" because some GOP senators are doing their SS dead-ender imitation?) is all he has left.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2017 01:07 AM (PjWy4)

412
Hi Blanco, how are you??

I show up on occasion and make a stupid ass comment, haha


You and me both.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 11, 2017 01:07 AM (IcT7t)

413 From this, the Leftist secular catechisms oft wail, a utopia will spring forth based upon that Philosopher's Stone of absolute equity.

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 11, 2017 12:15 AM (vBeA5)

Where magical thinking meets politics, you have the modern left.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 11, 2017 01:09 AM (X52ZZ)

414 Blanco, we are drive by commenters, that's something I guess

Posted by: lousagirl at May 11, 2017 01:09 AM (9plvG)

415 Blanco, we are drive by commenters, that's something I guess

Not as much time to play as we used to have.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 11, 2017 01:18 AM (IcT7t)

416 Woke again, LOL.

Nite all, I have to start interviewing interns tomorrow. Wish me well, hope I get a good one.
Posted by: Farmer

did you select the candidates? are they from the friends and family program?
Posted by: yankeefifth

I'm dealing w/ an intern program so I have asked the HS guidance counselors for referrals, it's a dicey thing this day.

Posted by: Farmer at May 11, 2017 01:19 AM (o/90i)

417 377 . Only problem is, it doesn't fire. Firing pin doesn't dimple the cartridge case. Any suggestions?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-------------

Disassemble the bolt.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


1. Inspect face of firing pin for damage
2. Inspect firing pin and bolt and make sure the firing pin can freely travel. Look to see how far the firing pin extends out from the bolt face. Make sure pin is not bent/damaged preventing full forward movement.
3. Inspect chamber face. Make sure there are no dents or chips in the spot that supports the cartridge rim where the firing pin strikes it.

I don't know Cooeys and these are generic rimfire checks. Dry firing can lead to the problems in the above inspection points in many (not all) rimfires.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 11, 2017 01:26 AM (di1hb)

418 Hey, everyone.
Didn't read the content (though I'm sure it's good). Didn't read the comments either.
Why am I even posting this?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 10, 2017 11:16

Cause you're Capt Whrd and you love the Horde!

Posted by: Farmer at May 11, 2017 01:28 AM (o/90i)

419 Farmer, no gauging/big holes in ears, haha, and make them recite The Lord's Prayer!!
Just my opinion

Posted by: lousagirl at May 11, 2017 01:29 AM (9plvG)

420 >>>And then there was Wenona, the Sioux girl.

So sioux me.

Posted by: Wenona Ryder at May 11, 2017 01:33 AM (vRcUp)

421 My sister died in a car wreck, it broke my heart beyond repair

Posted by: lousagirl at May 11, 2017 01:06 AM (9plvG)


Thoughts & Prayers

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 11, 2017 01:34 AM (vBeA5)

422 Farmer, no gauging/big holes in ears, haha, and make them recite The Lord's Prayer!!
Just my opinion
Posted by: lousagirl at May 11, 2017 01:29

LOL, lousgirl.

No gauging is working here.

LOL, the Lord's Prayer could be a lawsuit, but you might find a workaround it if you were clever.

Oh crap, is Bob from NSA here tonight?

Posted by: Farmer at May 11, 2017 01:38 AM (o/90i)

423 Oh crap, is Bob from NSA here tonight?

"Bob" is always here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 11, 2017 01:40 AM (IcT7t)

424 1. Inspect face of firing pin for damage
2. Inspect firing pin and bolt and make sure the firing pin can freely travel. Look to see how far the firing pin extends out from the bolt face. Make sure pin is not bent/damaged preventing full forward movement.
3. Inspect chamber face. Make sure there are no dents or chips in the spot that supports the cartridge rim where the firing pin strikes it.

I don't know Cooeys and these are generic rimfire checks. Dry firing can lead to the problems in the above inspection points in many (not all) rimfires.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 11, 2017 01:26 AM (di1hb)

Thank you.

1. Face of firing pin seems square and flat with no burrs.
2. Fully forward, it is flush with the front face of the bolt, meaning it's slightly raised above the round recess in the face of the bolt that accepts the base of the cartridge. But it can be pushed back a little.
3. Haven't looked at the face of the chamber. The rifle worked fine until the original bolt got lost.

My working hypothesis is that the back end of the firing pin is worn or damaged, or there is a divot in the end of the striker where it hist the firing pin. And gummy lube inside the bolt my be exacerbating the issue.

Step one: get fresh lube into bolt. If that fixes it, good. If not, go to step two: disassemble bolt, and examine internals for wear.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2017 01:43 AM (0deF2)

425 WTH, is everyone suddenly afraid of Bob at the NSA?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 11, 2017 02:01 AM (IcT7t)

426 Be well my friends in the grey boxes.

Hope to catch you in AZ sometime AOP. Just talked to the in-laws and he is rocking it after heart valve replacement when we were there.

Posted by: Farmer at May 11, 2017 02:11 AM (o/90i)

427 **plants kekistani flag. Erects altars of Tengri & Kek, offers libations and tendys, respectively. Sets up yurt. Tills the rich soil and plants his crops, anticipating a bountiful harvest of reeees and keks. Tends his grazing herds and flocks. Plans raid on normie village of tiny houses.**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2017 02:22 AM (TwwWO)

428 Well, time to hit the hay. Look forward to meeting you as well, Farmer. Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2017 02:23 AM (0deF2)

429 Rumor has it that Bob identifies as Barb now.

Our fear is warranted to be greater because, bitch.

Xhe feels empowered, not just due to her actual freakin' power to ruin us all, but also due to her Gold Bond Neck and Throat Cream which makes xher look fabulous in the mirror.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at May 11, 2017 02:37 AM (GzDYP)

430 How are my disturbed little flowers this fine evening?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 11, 2017 03:28 AM (NXsWM)

431 When I would interview interns, I'd pull out increasingly larger cigars and ask them to say when.

Posted by: Bill C. at May 11, 2017 03:35 AM (TDJsa)

432 So we're finding out that transferring technology to China may not have been the Best! Idea! Evaaar!


If only there had been someone to warn us...


GM roonz and roonettez, anyone still alive out there?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 11, 2017 04:06 AM (vbvxt)

433 Don't have to go to the city today at least.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2017 04:15 AM (Ot7+c)

434 GM roonz and roonettez, anyone still alive out there?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 11, 2017 04:06 AM (vbvxt)


'Alive' is such a judgmental concept. Just look at the Democrat Party.

Posted by: RickZ at May 11, 2017 04:34 AM (qzf/J)

435 Woke at 4 a.m. and could not get back to sleep.

Found this ONT and it is a work of art. Worth getting up for.

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 11, 2017 04:50 AM (EoAgi)

436 Was up late chatting with a gal in Kallyfornia. Then drank 4 beers.

Off to bed. Nite all.

Posted by: Country Boy at May 11, 2017 04:51 AM (Jcg9Q)

437 Re: Rory Block

Macyn Taylor:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpJ2ge85CAQ

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 11, 2017 05:22 AM (EoAgi)

438 Black Mountain Rag:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzbAj279g5g

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 11, 2017 05:24 AM (EoAgi)

439 Phil and Tommy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXPu6dHK5_E

... time to get to work.

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 11, 2017 05:28 AM (EoAgi)

440 Test of new Win 10 computer

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 11, 2017 05:28 AM (mpXpK)

441 440
Test of new Win 10 computer

Pass.

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 11, 2017 05:31 AM (EoAgi)

442 441 440
Test of new Win 10 computer

Pass.

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 11, 2017 05:31 AM (EoAgi)

How much help did you have from the rooshians!!

I demand an investigation of Vic and his computer. He is colluding with Putin!!!

Posted by: John the Maverick at May 11, 2017 06:06 AM (d76uN)

443 G'mornng, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 06:09 AM (J+eG2)

444 "I demand an investigation of Vic and his computer. He is colluding with Putin!!!"
It may be worse than that even.

Has anyone ever seen Vic and Putin in the same room at the same time?

Not sayin'

Just asking' questions.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 06:10 AM (J+eG2)

445 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2017 06:15 AM (u82oZ)

446 Top of the morning to ya, Vic and VIA.

Vic, have you run out of curse words for your Win 10?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2017 06:16 AM (u82oZ)

447 That sidebar article is going to keep me from giving the kids access to the internet until they are thirty.

Posted by: Jean at May 11, 2017 06:28 AM (zZb/S)

448 I actually saw Rory Gallagher in 1979 at JB Scotts in Albany, NY. And for the record, there is never too much alcohol when living in Upstate New York, especially during winter.

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at May 11, 2017 06:29 AM (4lHJo)

449 I feel a willowing about to happen!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at May 11, 2017 06:33 AM (4lHJo)

450 >>>That sidebar article is going to keep me from giving the kids access to the internet until they are thirty.

The elephant walk or the man who got girls to commit suicide?

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at May 11, 2017 06:35 AM (vRcUp)

451 Horse sock off.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 11, 2017 06:35 AM (vRcUp)

452 >>>I feel a willowing about to happen!

Thank you, Madame Blavatsky.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 11, 2017 06:38 AM (vRcUp)

453 ha! the ad running on the side is for a kitchen sink drain basket strainer, you know, one of those things you put in the drain that has holes and a post you can turn to open and close it, and it costs like $2.49 which is probably less than the cost of running the ad!.

HA! Gotcha!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 11, 2017 06:51 AM (WTSFk)

454 mornin'

Posted by: wing at May 11, 2017 06:52 AM (Ohl7S)

455 Just deleted several of the most hateful vocal liberals on my FB page in an effort to make it more readable and pleasant, including some family members and about to delete a number of others for being useful idiots. I don't care anymore, I can no longer condone or put up with their extreme virtue signaling, rage, slanders, smears, smirking etc.... Not that this will change their behavior but at least I won't see it.

I'll probably just close it soon anyway as I rarely use it as it has become such an unpleasant experience anymore. And F*** Zuck

Posted by: Millenials at May 11, 2017 06:57 AM (1BQGO)

456 The suicide guy

Posted by: Jean at May 11, 2017 06:58 AM (zZb/S)

457 >>>Not that this will change their behavior but at least I won't see it.

THAT is the key to sanity in this brave new world.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 11, 2017 06:59 AM (vRcUp)

458 " Just deleted several of the most hateful vocal liberals on my FB page in an effort to make it more readable and pleasant, including some family members and about to delete a number of others for being useful idiots."

Just post that their negative energy is effecting you during your work with the homeless, and the transgender half-way house.

And that while you respect their right to emote in what ever manner they wish, that your work with these downtrodden groups is too important to world peace.


And that you wish them well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 07:01 AM (J+eG2)

459 Kill all your social media, and quit using Google.

Neither makes you happier or smarter. At least, it didn't for me.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 11, 2017 07:01 AM (394Mh)

460 Nood

Posted by: Gandy Dancer at May 11, 2017 07:01 AM (DJZSv)

461 Le NOOD

It has arrived

Track two

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2017 07:02 AM (J+eG2)

462
OW!!!!!!!!!!

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel good,,
I knew that I would,,
I FEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL nice,,
Like sugar and spice,,,

*shuffles across stage doing the Charleston*

HEY!!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 11, 2017 07:02 AM (HSmrB)

463 My daughter tells me only old people use Facebook, so Zuck might be screwed

Posted by: Jean at May 11, 2017 07:06 AM (zZb/S)

464 Scorecard? I don't need no stinking score card!

Posted by: BJ54 at May 11, 2017 08:39 AM (Bed/U)

465 Malware detected on the site hosting the "Slovakian bear" video, according to Microsoft Security Essentials. "Threat Level: Severe", just opening the link, not even playing the vid.

Posted by: Born Free at May 11, 2017 02:50 PM (XNq1H)

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