Ace of Spades Pet Thread

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Welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Where critters both two and four legged are welcome. Let's see what is happening in the world of animals.

A Little of This. A Little of That.


Really people? A cat in a tree with a gun?


A vehicle built for dog lovers. Built-in treat dispenser? I don't see anything bad happening from this. h/t Anonosaurus Wrecks


Cats like treats too!!! h/t Miley


Can you perform CPR on a lizard? This Australian family did.

Adventure Cats!!!! h/t redc1c4


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Meet The PetMorons


Drum roll please.............


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This is Reilly. He was named after Bill O’Reilly, The Who’s “Baba O’Reilly,” or Radar O’Reilly. Whichever upsets you the most. (He’s the worthy successor to the best dog that ever lived, Radar).

Cheers,

Deplorable Joe


Thank you Joe & Reilly.

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This is Cheyenne; she's already had her 15 minutes of fame, but...I decided to try something new to keep the shedding to a minimum ( it's moulting season). So, rather than buy a fancy doggie shirt at PetSmart, I figured I'd use one of the grandson's old t-shirts. Fits fine, but she was not amused, and as for the shedding... well, so much for that idea. Just spent 2 hours vacuuming the car...

Love from -
antisocialist


Love right back at you. Shedding dogs & vehicles, not a good match.

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Doggedly guarding the sofa behind which Buzzsaw90 hides his booze from his wife

Nothing like a good guard dog, eh?


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Hi, I go by the name Aunt Luna in the comments. Here is my cat pic and bonus bird. The Manx cat is named Bruce, and he has only a stump for a tail. He was found as a stray and brought into the shelter when he was two years old. I thought it was unusual to find a uncommon breed just roaming the streets. I chose Bruce not just for his different appearance, but also because he begged for attention in his crate at the shelter. He is still very friendly and laid-back for a cat - he's even nice to the vet.

The bird is a 14 year-old cockatiel called Edel, which is German for precious or noble. My sister is the one who named him. She raised him from a chick, but she couldn't keep him in her dorm room when she moved away to college, so Edel became my bird. He can say his name, imitate my sneeze, wolf whistle, and he whistles the “charge” song, and sometimes he just makes up his own songs.

Edel has his own room that Bruce is not allowed to go in.


DIVERSITY 11ty


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Gushka loves kittehs. There were 7 photos sent in. It was so hard picking out which ones would star today. Here's a little bit about them.

You said you need cats, i got cats. Ok, i think i have nine. More if yiu count the barn visitors without names. Heres a few of the house cats so you can pick images you like. All of them are from two wild calico cats that used to live in my hay barn, Lulu and Ditto. I still have Lu but i will add her in a seperate email


Here are the spawn of Lulu, otherwise known as The Butterscotch Gang. They all grew up in my barn but each one had some injury that made him a housecat. The big white guy with orange spotted is Cecil, his special talent is affability, and is the only cat who loves to have his tummy rubbbed all over, as much as you want. His brother is Tatertot. Tater is scary smart, he can figure out doors and work out how to get into anything. The orange and white guys are twins, Peekoe and Friendo. They are closer to feral than their brothers and really only like Grimmy and I, they assure curious about my friend Bebe, and will camp out on her, when shes sleeping.

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I am mostly a lurker but here is my Peepers. She showed up in our window box, as a kitten, in the middle of a Michigan winter. I suspect someone dropped her off, on the rural road, thinking that she would die out there. I named her Peepers because she was very vocal and would "peep". She had a long and happy life and lived to the ripe old age of 22.

Nothing like a cat in camo.


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Here, for the horde enjoyment, are our pets. The cat is Sparrow, who we recently adopted from the local humane society. She is starting to earn her keep by keeping the local rodent population in check. She's about three.

These are our boys, a pair of Japanese Chin. Chiboshi is the black and white. He's 12 and we rescued him 11 years ago. Hiro is the red and white and we adopted him last summer. He's about 8. Their primary function in life is to lay around the house and look cute, which as you can see from the photo, they excel at.

Sometime commenter Scott-High Plains Deplorable

Looks like you have your hands full there Scott. Thank you.


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Well, that wraps up another AoSHQ Pet Thread for another week. Wonderful group of critters that are shown off today.

Once again, you folks make the Pet Thread work. If you have something you wish to share you can submit it to petmorons at gmail dot com.

You and your animals have a great weekend!!!!


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 03:08 PM




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1 A cat in a tree with a gun?

Fortunately, was not a poptart.

Posted by: mindful webworker - feliniously at May 06, 2017 03:02 PM (l/Pix)

2 All the leaves are brown,
And the sky is grey...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2017 03:03 PM (kTF2Z)

3 A cat in a tree with a gun?

Trigger warning!!1!

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at May 06, 2017 03:09 PM (wE13C)

4 Our cat keeps flipping his food bowl over. Usually with all the food neatly underneath it, somehow. I can't figure out what he's doing.

He likes taking some out with a paw and eating it off the floor too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2017 03:11 PM (39g3+)

5 Reilly looks pissed.

Posted by: Insomniac, Lord Hurlingbone, Earl of Melancholy at May 06, 2017 03:11 PM (0mRoj)

6 All the leaves are brown,
And the sky is grey...


I went to the blog
on this day in May
It'd be a safe space
except that would be ghey

Ace of Spadesy dreaming
on happy Pet-ur-daaaay

uhhh

sounded better in my head? No, not really.

And none of it will make sense after MisHum closes the tag.

Posted by: mindful webworker - extemporaneously at May 06, 2017 03:12 PM (l/Pix)

7 speaking of dogs [hic] where's that bitch Huma... [hic] this pussy ain't gonna eat itself

Posted by: Hillary at May 06, 2017 03:13 PM (DpOmP)

8 Suddenly I want a handsome, hardbodied billionaire to tie me up and slap me around.

Posted by: Anastasia Steele at May 06, 2017 03:15 PM (0mRoj)

9 Hey! What about 3-legged critters? My sweet Dorkie Dork (a formerly-feral, brindle-colored, tabby-patterned laperm/ragdoll mix) had her right rear leg amputated last year after she sustained a bad spiral fracture of it but you'd never know from how active she is.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 06, 2017 03:17 PM (KAi1n)

10 Pet Thread! Great looking group this week!

Posted by: Weasel at May 06, 2017 03:17 PM (Sfs6o)

11 Did toenails last night on the girls going to the National soon. We use a Dremel with a grinder. Our guys stand quietly while being bathed and groomed, but toenails cause them - like all sighthounds - to go into passive-aggressive or overt hysterics.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at May 06, 2017 03:19 PM (wE13C)

12 My Dandie HATES getting her nails done. I have to muzzle her unless I want to get bit.

Posted by: lindameh at May 06, 2017 03:21 PM (kufk0)

13 8 Suddenly I want a handsome, hardbodied billionaire to tie me up and slap me around.
Posted by: Anastasia Steele at May 06, 2017 03:15 PM (0mRoj)

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I'm your huckleberry. Except I'm not quite a billionaire yet. I'm actually kind of broke. Plus, I'm not into S&M. Never mind.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2017 03:22 PM (kTF2Z)

14 Kodos, you are only 4 hours away....how much do you charge to do nails?

Posted by: lindameh at May 06, 2017 03:22 PM (kufk0)

15 I am sure that Gushka needs to spoil all of the kittehs much, much, much, much more. See, they agreed.

Posted by: m at May 06, 2017 03:26 PM (VgThI)

16 >>>4 Our cat keeps flipping his food bowl over. Usually with all the food neatly underneath it, somehow. I can't figure out what he's doing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2017 03:11 PM (39g3+)

Because he can?

Posted by: m at May 06, 2017 03:27 PM (VgThI)

17 th #WildKittenDilemma

Several nights back, driving in the gate, we saw a little yellow kitten dart away, over the wall into the pasture.

Then, last night at the gate, we saw, first, a small possum, and just as it ran into the tall grass, there was the kitten again, who also ran into the tall grass. We stopped, turned off the car, and called kittykittykitty, but kitty didn't answer. (Neither did the possum.)

(The gate is mumbledydozen yards from the house. A lot for little bitty kitty legs.)

Kitty looks just like Charlie did when Max first brought him to us.

Charlie & Max -their story, March 5 pet thread:
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=361844#c24945709

We've had just the four cats for quite some time, and wonder how we ever managed to care for a dozen, back when we had lots of dogs, cats, and kids. Not really looking to take on another one.

But... But... But he's a cuuuuuute little yellow fellow like my dear Charlie! I hope the Spirit of Max will guide him up to the house.

Posted by: mindful webworker - home on deranged at May 06, 2017 03:28 PM (l/Pix)

18 Because he can?

Pretty sure that's the answer, really.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2017 03:31 PM (39g3+)

19 Reilly looks extremely huggable.

Posted by: m at May 06, 2017 03:34 PM (VgThI)

20 one of the comments from the story linked to "cat in a tree with a gun" notes that it's the "right to bear arms" not "cat arms".

those cat pics are darn cute!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 06, 2017 03:36 PM (WTSFk)

21
Two days ago, a cat climbed into my lap, looked me right in the eye, and winked at me. True story.

My stepson said maybe it was the whiskey, but I know that can't be true. The cat only drinks milk.

Posted by: Toad-O at May 06, 2017 03:37 PM (cct0t)

22 is it foggy in here, or is it just me?

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 06, 2017 03:43 PM (GK0gz)

23 Aww, cute bunch of critters! As usual.
That stupid male cat of mine (Dexter) is also one who will lay down beside his food bowl as if he is Caligula himself, dragging the kibbles out one at a time and dropping them down his gullet.

Posted by: navybrat at May 06, 2017 03:44 PM (w7KSn)

24 Grey day

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2017 03:45 PM (Ot7+c)

25 Well, the latest poop (won't call it a scoop) on TFG and his melanin-deficient ex-girlfriend is (drum roll, please) they not only lived together, "They even had a cat together named Max."

As Ann Althouse remarks, "How is that even biologically possible?"

Well, it turns out that TFG is just as cold-hearted toward kittehs as Hillary was when she gave Socks to Betty Currie, after having exploited Socks for years by encouraging kids to write letters to him.

According to the Daily Mail, before TFG left Chicago for Harvard, he and the girlfriend had a farewell dinner with friends. They had just one question for the friends: "Could you please keep the cat?"

Luckily for teh kitteh, the friends agreed. According to the ex, now a professor at (second drum roll, please) Oberlin, "Barack was not sad to give Max away."

Somehow, I don't think Max missed TFG at all.

Link to the article: http://tinyurl.com/mck95ut

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 06, 2017 03:45 PM (3C9q2)

26 What is it with cats? If you want them to come to you, you have to ignore them. So what's someone to do who doesn't like them?

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at May 06, 2017 03:47 PM (Eynls)

27 My stepson said maybe it was the whiskey, but I know that can't be true. The cat only drinks milk.

White Russians, all day long.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2017 03:47 PM (39g3+)

28 Nice looking pets as usual.

Cheyenne is beautiful, I recall seeing her photo because she's gorgeous.

Reilly, I want to squeeze that face.
Gushka, all ginger kitties? They are sweet
Buzzsaw what an abused dog.

Bruce is beautiful, he has pretty eyes. Love the bird.

Peepers must be a ninja, doesn't knock anything over?

Sparrow the cat, what a cool name.

Chiboshi and hiro look abused as well.

Fine looking pets all.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 06, 2017 03:48 PM (Ri/rl)

29 So what's someone to do who doesn't like them?

Stare at them intently. They really don't like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2017 03:49 PM (39g3+)

30 Watching end of Logan's Run, I hope we all know cats have three names.

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2017 03:49 PM (Ot7+c)

31 Weekend cat is naked. Just like me.

Posted by: Eromero at May 06, 2017 03:49 PM (zLDYs)

32 Posted by: mindful webworker - home on deranged at May 06, 2017 03:28 PM (l/Pix)

I hope you save the kitten.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 06, 2017 03:50 PM (Ri/rl)

33 The kitty who flips his bowl over has created a game for himself. The Butterscotch Gang flip crunchy food out of their dish and play hockey with it.

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at May 06, 2017 03:50 PM (o5nHK)

34 26 What is it with cats? If you want them to come to you, you have to ignore them. So what's someone to do who doesn't like them?

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at May 06, 2017 03:47 PM (Eynls)

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Act like you don't know any better and pet them in the wrong direction. They will leave in disgust.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 06, 2017 03:50 PM (R+30W)

35 What a fine looking bunch of pets, and I'm sure they all lead tough lives.

Conor convinced me to take a nap on the sofa (with him of course), but woke me up in time for the pet thread!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2017 03:50 PM (gwPgz)

36 @29 crt

Yes. But i dont want to make them uncomfortable. I just don't like em.

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at May 06, 2017 03:51 PM (Eynls)

37 Gushka is my hero. She has a clowder.

Navybrat: I would like a picture of Dexter as Caligula. Please provide for future pet thread.

Minddful webworker: perhaps you could get a humane trap for the kitten and add another to your horde?

My cat gives me long, single eye winks every so often. It was kind of disconcerting the first time it happened.

Posted by: shibumi at May 06, 2017 03:51 PM (8zWAk)

38 Someone deserves to be sent to the Barrel.

Posted by: Aristotle at May 06, 2017 03:52 PM (vRcUp)

39 So what's someone to do who doesn't like them?

Threaten to give them to either Hillary or TFG.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 06, 2017 03:52 PM (3C9q2)

40 Love the moronimals!
Great group this week --- as usual.
I have to give the photography prize to the shot of Peepers hiding (heh!) on the display shelf. Yep. Just another knick-knack!


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2017 03:52 PM (0jtPF)

41 >>>29 So what's someone to do who doesn't like them?

Stare at them intently. They really don't like that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2017 03:49 PM (39g3+)

In return, they will claw your face off your skull.

Posted by: m at May 06, 2017 03:52 PM (VgThI)

42 @34 aym

Yes! What is this wrong direction you speak of??

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at May 06, 2017 03:53 PM (Eynls)

43 >>>34

Act like you don't know any better and pet them in the wrong direction. They will leave in disgust.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 06, 2017 03:50 PM (R+30W)

In return, they will remove your hand from your arm.

Posted by: m at May 06, 2017 03:53 PM (VgThI)

44 The Butterscotch Gang flip crunchy food out of their dish and play hockey with it.
--

My cat is learning how to be a soccer goalie.

She sits ever so properly under the kitchen table, and waits for me to roll the foamy ball at her. She then bats it away. Most of the time she bats it back at me; sometimes it goes across the room. The legs of the table and the kitchen chair legs are also used for ricochets, like billiards.

It's pretty effing adorable.

Posted by: shibumi at May 06, 2017 03:54 PM (8zWAk)

45 42 @34 aym

Yes! What is this wrong direction you speak of??

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at May 06, 2017 03:53 PM (Eynls)

++++

Backwards. From tail to head. Against the grain.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 06, 2017 03:55 PM (R+30W)

46 Yeah Dexter has life so hard. He gets loved every time we see him, food, water, he sits in the sun in the windows, on laps, its a tough life. I can't figure how he can stand it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2017 03:55 PM (39g3+)

47 Those Russian Dolls have red cheeks!!!

THat is cultural appropriation!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 06, 2017 03:55 PM (vRcUp)

48 >>>46 Yeah Dexter has life so hard. He gets loved every time we see him, food, water, he sits in the sun in the windows, on laps, its a tough life. I can't figure how he can stand it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2017 03:55 PM (39g3+)

You should do more.

Posted by: m at May 06, 2017 03:57 PM (VgThI)

49 Hi guys, lurker here.

I need some prayers for my best friend, Chamberlain the Russian Blue. He's been the most loving and loyal friend I've ever had for 18 years now. He's been with me through the death of two fathers, a marriage, a divorce, and countless other trials and life changes.

He started losing weight fast and I found a lump on his belly a few weeks ago. The vet found several more internal ones. No biopsy needed, he said. In the last few days Chamberlain has become unable to walk without falling down and when I bring him to the litter box he tries to lie down there. From what I've read this is a sign that the end is near.

He doesn't seem to be in pain. I can tell that he knows what is happening, as does my younger Russian Blue, Sammie.

Anyway, please pray for him, and me. When he goes I will have lost my closest, longest, and most loyal friend in the whole world. Losing him now, along with several other hard situations in my life right now... I'm really barely able to hold on.

Besides my cats, reading your comments day after day is probably the biggest source of joy in my life lately. Thank you for that.

I sound crazy. I don't care.

Posted by: Johnny at May 06, 2017 03:57 PM (sVHBw)

50 @45 aym

So, any cat i do that to acts like its having an orjazzm. I guess im like catanova. He hated women.

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at May 06, 2017 03:57 PM (Eynls)

51 The adventure cats link is a lot of fun.

Be sure to read the comments. Many are from morons at heart.

Posted by: shibumi at May 06, 2017 03:58 PM (8zWAk)

52 Posted by: mindful webworker - home on deranged at May 06, 2017 03:28 PM (l/Pix)

I hope you save the kitten.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 06, 2017 03:50 PM (Ri/rl)


Me too. Wet food works. Keep moving it closer to the house. I got a new pair of voulinteers in the ladt two weeks. Thats what im doing. Seducing them with stinky snacks.

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at May 06, 2017 03:58 PM (o5nHK)

53 @49 Johnny.

Prayers up. I may not be a fan, but there's a place in heaven for those who are.

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at May 06, 2017 03:59 PM (Eynls)

54 >>>Johnny: Chamberlain the Russian Blue sounds much loved. What a blessing for so long. I'm sorry for the sadness, now.

Posted by: m at May 06, 2017 04:01 PM (VgThI)

55 9 Hey! What about 3-legged critters?


A three-legged cat walks into a saloon.
She says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 06, 2017 04:02 PM (xgKhT)

56 Johnny

Not much can be said to make your loss any easier.

Except possibly the knowledge that all of us have been there, and share the knowledge of just how bad that pain can be.

Spend the remaining time you have together.
And may Chamberlain pass gently and painlessly.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 04:02 PM (J+eG2)

57 {{{Johnny}}}

Prayers up.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at May 06, 2017 04:03 PM (5muuD)

58 CaliGirl: I hope you save the kitten.

I sure don't want to come home some night and find it flattened out on the road.

Already had to scrape one cat off the asphalt, long time ago. (They don't usually go as far as the gate, but I think that one inadvertently rode a service truck from the house to the gate, and jumped off untimely.)



shibumi: perhaps you could get a humane trap for the kitten and add another to your horde?

Yeah, thought of that, but... just as, or more, likely to go back to the trap and find a possum... or raccoon... or skunk...!

Posted by: mindful webworker - kitty kitty kitty kitty DAWG at May 06, 2017 04:03 PM (l/Pix)

59 I sound crazy. I don't care.

Posted by: Johnny at May 06, 2017 03:57 PM (sVHBw)


If you're crazy, you have a lot of very good company. I've been there and done that so I know how you feel right now.
Prayers are up for you!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2017 04:05 PM (gwPgz)

60 The pet photos are just so damn adorable! And I love that last link in the post about Adventure Cats!!

Not pet but animal related. The Kentucky Derby is on today. Sipping some mandatory bourbon for the occasion.

Posted by: JTB at May 06, 2017 04:06 PM (V+03K)

61 Posted by: Johnny at May 06, 2017 03:57 PM (sVHBw)

Johnny,

You and Chamberlain are in my prayers. You don't sound crazy at all.

May God watch over Chamberlain and Johnny.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 06, 2017 04:06 PM (Ri/rl)

62 Johnny @ 49- You're not crazy. Chamberlain has had enough pain and when it's his time, he'll go. Just hold him till he does. We lost our senior cat Mickel (was immortalized on this thread over a year ago) the same way as Chamberlain at about the same age. He lay on my lap for his last several hours and when he died I cried and so did Mrs. E. When I buried him between the house and the lake I put a piece of rose granite over him. Then I got drunk and smoked a cigar. He was the best non-human friend you could ask for and never left my side when I had cancer 13 years ago. I feel for you, Johnny. Hang in there.

Posted by: Eromero at May 06, 2017 04:07 PM (zLDYs)

63 Prayers sent, Johnny.

He'll be waiting for you on the other side.

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 06, 2017 04:08 PM (xgKhT)

64 Posted by: mindful webworker - kitty kitty kitty kitty DAWG at May 06, 2017 04:03 PM (l/Pix

Gushkas idea sounds like it may work.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 06, 2017 04:09 PM (Ri/rl)

65
Not pet but animal related. The Kentucky Derby is on today. Sipping some mandatory bourbon for the occasion.
Posted by: JTB at May 06, 2017 04:06 PM (V+03K)


There's a one eyed horse named Patch running with a big heart.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at May 06, 2017 04:10 PM (lKyWE)

66 Saying goodbye to our furry pals is so tough.
Love becomes pain, you have to take the one with the other.
I am sure a final kindness is appreciated.
Our female tuxedo cat is nearly 20, and she is getting skinnier despite eating rapaciously. I am sure something must be going on with her.
You never know.

Posted by: navybrat at May 06, 2017 04:11 PM (w7KSn)

67 Thanks everyone.

I hope cats go to heaven, and I hope I get to see him again.

Posted by: Johnny at May 06, 2017 04:11 PM (sVHBw)

68 Sorry johnny, it sucks to lose a loved one.

Posted by: lindameh at May 06, 2017 04:12 PM (kufk0)

69 Love the pet thread! Pets of morons must be very blessed indeed to have such fine parents. I particularly love the old pets--they fill my heart and break it at the same time.

Beautiful pictures today.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 06, 2017 04:13 PM (TdMsT)

70 @49 Johnny.

Prayers from this corner of New England too. Of the six cats I've had down the years, four are already keeping the mice away from St. Peter's desk at the Pearly Gates. One of them died of cancer, so I've been through at least some of what you are suffering. Please keep in touch with us Pet Morons, or at least with Mis Hum, who is the guardian of the Caturday Pet Thread; the folks who post here are wonderfully caring.

Anyway, you have lots of us praying for you. God bless both you and Chamberlain. And no, you don't sound crazy at all.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 06, 2017 04:13 PM (3C9q2)

71 Johnny: ...Besides my cats, reading your comments day after day is probably the biggest source of joy in my life lately. Thank you for that.

I sound crazy. I don't care.


I think jus' 'bout ever'body here is crazy that same way, and this community of crazies is, indeed, a great comfort -- even when Morons beat on one another. You're in good company.

Remember all the good days with your old friend.

Posted by: mindful webworker - kitty kitty kitty kitty DAWG at May 06, 2017 04:13 PM (l/Pix)

72 Johnny, nothing can assuage your pain but time.
The happy memories will help the pain. Sammie will be there for you'

Another group of lovely pets in loving homes.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2017 04:14 PM (CriMx)

73 Love the armed kitty story.

And the PetMoron photos.

Posted by: KT at May 06, 2017 04:14 PM (qahv/)

74 I hope cats go to heaven, and I hope I get to see him again.
Posted by: Johnny at May 06, 2017 04:11 PM (sVHBw)
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He'll be there.

Posted by: Weasel at May 06, 2017 04:16 PM (Sfs6o)

75 Looks like a muddy track, haven't looked who I want to win yet.

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2017 04:16 PM (Ot7+c)

76 Besides my cats, reading your comments day after day is probably the biggest source of joy in my life lately. Thank you for that.

I sound crazy. I don't care.
Posted by: Johnny at May 06, 2017 03:57 PM (sVHBw)



Johnny--prayers for you and Chamberlain. Most of us have been through what you are experiencing and know enough not to offer platitudes. Loss of any beloved innocent is gut-wrenching.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 06, 2017 04:18 PM (TdMsT)

77 The best solace for the death of a pet is, of course, another pet.
The shelters are full of pets that need a home.
I visit my local shelter regularly and it just breaks my heart. I would take them all if I could.

Posted by: navybrat at May 06, 2017 04:18 PM (w7KSn)

78
Looks like a muddy track, haven't looked who I want to win yet.
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2017 04:16 PM (Ot7+c)

Go with the big grey on a muddy day

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at May 06, 2017 04:18 PM (lKyWE)

79 Johnny, if you're crazy you've come to the right place. The loss of a furry friend is always devastating and it doesn't matter how long they've been in your life. Years ago I had to put my puppy down after having her only two weeks. Turns out she had come from a parvo factory. Months earlier I had been a Sergeant of Marines in Desert Storm and here I was crying like a baby. At least she was cared for the last two weeks of her short life.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2017 04:19 PM (kTF2Z)

80 75 Looks like a muddy track, haven't looked who I want to win yet.
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2017 04:16 PM (Ot7+c)


Well, I'm rooting for Patch.
(Always go for the underdog - punch up!)

But if I were there and betting? I go with who pooped last.
I won decent money on the greyhounds that way.

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 06, 2017 04:20 PM (xgKhT)

81 Status: tags open.

Wonderful Petmorons.

Miley's cat is wrapped into a tight ball on this gray day, nose under tail.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hurlingbone (T) at May 06, 2017 04:26 PM (tHwdc)

82 We give the dogs a treat when they come in from the front yard. I usually get dog biscuits, but sometimes pick up freeze dried liver. My old Russian Blue figured that out, so now he comes over for his treat. He would never go out. The one time he did go out was when we lived up in the woods. My late husband found him by the trailer, fluffed up as big as he could get, surrounded by goats and chickens. He was happy to be rescued.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 06, 2017 04:27 PM (Lqy/e)

83 Who are the mudders in the field? Although apparently the track is good, despite the rain.

It's Time For Bourbon.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hurlingbone (T) at May 06, 2017 04:27 PM (tHwdc)

84 Johnny, you don't sound stupid and you and Chamberlain are in my prayers!

Posted by: Infidel at May 06, 2017 04:30 PM (6SPcP)

85
It's Time For Bourbon.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hurlingbone (T) at May 06, 2017 04:27 PM (tHwdc)


You're 2 hours late on this rainy day.
Good day for some creamed tuna over toast...

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 06, 2017 04:30 PM (xgKhT)

86 if kittehs (and doggehs) don't go to heaven, what's the point of having it?

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 06, 2017 04:30 PM (GK0gz)

87 Have to admit hoping Patch wins is the easy pick but the long shot Battle of Midway should be my favorite.

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2017 04:31 PM (Ot7+c)

88 Of course cats and dog and all of Gods creations return to Him, as will you. Let us live the best lives possible, that we may rejoin them. Johnny i am certain you will met Chamberlain again, in a better place.

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at May 06, 2017 04:32 PM (YhV5r)

89 It's Time For Bourbon.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hurlingbone (T) at May 06, 2017 04:27 PM (tHwdc)

--------------------------

That would be anytime O'clock on a day that ends in Y.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2017 04:32 PM (kTF2Z)

90 i know why TFG gave up the kitteh to their friends...

there's no way he's ever eaten pussy.

which reminds me: what ever happened to his White House dog?


Posted by: redc1c4 at May 06, 2017 04:32 PM (GK0gz)

91 Anyway, please pray for him, and me. When he goes I
will have lost my closest, longest, and most loyal friend in the whole
world. Losing him now, along with several other hard situations in my
life right now... I'm really barely able to hold on.



Besides my cats, reading your comments day after day is probably the
biggest source of joy in my life lately. Thank you for that.



I sound crazy. I don't care.

Posted by: Johnny at May 06, 2017 03:57 PM (sVHBw)

Dear Lord, You love all of your Creations. Please have mercy on Chamberlain and lead him to the Rainbow with minimal pain and suffering. Likewise, place Your healing hand on Johnny as he struggles with his grievous loss. All Love is blessed, including that between Dog and Man.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hurlingbone (T) at May 06, 2017 04:33 PM (tHwdc)

92 ... supercute!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 06, 2017 04:33 PM (WTSFk)

93 I saw Creamed Tuna Over Toast open for Creem at the Cotton Bowl.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2017 04:34 PM (kTF2Z)

94 You're 2 hours late on this rainy day.

Good day for some creamed tuna over toast...

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 06, 2017 04:30 PM (xgKhT)

My bad. But better late than never. Had an early dinner of salmon with dill sauce and broccoli. I have now established a base for the bourbon.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hurlingbone (T) at May 06, 2017 04:35 PM (tHwdc)

95 I saw Creamed Tuna Over Toast open for Creem at the Cotton Bowl.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2017 04:34 PM (kTF2Z)


I made a salmon cream all over me. It was wonderful!

Posted by: Ex-King Ex-Emperor Ex-Admiral Barky at May 06, 2017 04:36 PM (zc3Db)

96 Had an early dinner of salmon with dill sauce and broccoli.
---
how sad!

it's terrible when people run out of food and had to eat other things...


Posted by: redc1c4 at May 06, 2017 04:37 PM (GK0gz)

97 have...

stoopid fingers

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 06, 2017 04:38 PM (GK0gz)

98 Can we get to 100?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2017 04:38 PM (kTF2Z)

99 Perhaps.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2017 04:38 PM (kTF2Z)

100 "Can we get to 100?"

Slow day, yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 04:39 PM (J+eG2)

101 Yes!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2017 04:39 PM (kTF2Z)

102 Dammit, VIA!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2017 04:39 PM (kTF2Z)

103 I just had to put my neighbors beagles back in their yard. It was childs play because i had a sack of burgers and fries in my hand. Thank goodnes i insisted on getting lunch. Grimmie and i didn't need leashes dor these fat little dogs who obviously have eaten burgers before

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at May 06, 2017 04:42 PM (YhV5r)

104 Vet is coming here tomorrow to neuter male kitty.
We will then go have TexMex and Corona and Vet will take little girl kitty home and spay her on Monday.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2017 04:42 PM (CriMx)

105 Dear Lord, You love all of your Creations. Please have mercy on Chamberlain and lead him to the Rainbow with minimal pain and suffering. Likewise, place Your healing hand on Johnny as he struggles with his grievous loss. All Love is blessed, including that between Dog and Man.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hurlingbone (T) at May 06, 2017 04:33 PM (tHwdc)


Beautiful.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 06, 2017 04:42 PM (TdMsT)

106 Nyah?? Graybar blog again?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2017 04:43 PM (RfsRx)

107 totally OT, but Moron/ette appropriate.

just got an e-mail from Nosler, advertising a Mothers Day ammo sale...

all match grade handgun on sale: example 700 rounds 45 ACP 185gr JHP, $389, down from $767

gotta love a Mothers Day ammo sale.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 06, 2017 04:43 PM (GK0gz)

108 Had an early dinner of salmon with dill sauce and broccoli. I have now established a base for the bourbon.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hurlingbone (T) at May 06, 2017 04:35 PM (tHwdc)


That makes me sound like a cheap lazy bachelor.
Oh, wait...

To make matters worse, I just found out that I don't have any bread in the house! Not even a can of whop open biscuits.

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 06, 2017 04:44 PM (xgKhT)

109 how sad!

it's terrible when people run out of food and had to eat other things...




Posted by: redc1c4 at May 06, 2017 04:37 PM (GK0gz)

Don't cry for me, Heartless! The salmon was golden-crisp and the mayo-lemon juice-dill sauce laid its delicious blanket over every savory bite.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hurlingbone (T) at May 06, 2017 04:44 PM (tHwdc)

110 104 Vet is coming here tomorrow to neuter male kitty.
We will then go have TexMex and Corona and Vet will take little girl kitty home and spay her on Monday.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2017 04:42 PM (CriMx)

----------------------

You might want to check your shoes on Tuesday before you put them on, you monster.

Posted by: BEN Had's Kittehs at May 06, 2017 04:45 PM (kTF2Z)

111 Where do you send your pet pics to be posted?

Posted by: Jack Sock at May 06, 2017 04:46 PM (IDPbH)

112 just got an e-mail from Nosler, advertising a Mothers Day ammo sale...

all match grade handgun on sale: example 700 rounds 45 ACP 185gr JHP, $389, down from $767

gotta love a Mothers Day ammo sale.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 06, 2017 04:43 PM (GK0gz)


I got an email from Natchez advertising a friggin Cinco de Mayo sale. Cinco de Mayo?? I would have preferred they stuck to Mother's Day.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 06, 2017 04:46 PM (zc3Db)

113 To make matters worse, I just found out that I don't have any bread in the house! Not even a can of whop open biscuits.

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 06, 2017 04:44 PM (xgKhT)

Make some biscuits. Mmmm, now I want biscuits. Nonono. Paleo.
BISCUITS WITH BUTTAH!
nonono paleo!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hurlingbone (T) at May 06, 2017 04:46 PM (tHwdc)

114 Just finished my yearly Hot Brown. Yum. I really want to watch the Derby but 'ol pink eye is on. Blech.

Posted by: Infidel at May 06, 2017 04:46 PM (6SPcP)

115 oh yeah: they also give a 10% discount to military, retired and 1st responders, and offer $13 flat rate shipping.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 06, 2017 04:47 PM (GK0gz)

116 Ben had i got one last kitteh to neuter. My vet used to make housecalls but now that the areas built up, no more. Foxy boxy is on her way to my friend for her re-start on the 11th. Im so excited and Clawd is too. When she gets there im gonna find a way to post video of her here

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at May 06, 2017 04:48 PM (YhV5r)

117 83 ... "It's Time For Bourbon."

Hi Miley, It's always time for bourbon. It helps that the cost of the bourbons I prefer are a LOT cheaper than my favorite scotch.

The joke is now that I have both the time and money to indulge, I drink very little. A half ounce a couple times a week, sipped neat.

BTW, I'm cheering for Patch, the one-eyed horse, to win the Derby. Since I don't gamble, I can afford to cheer for the underdog.

Posted by: JTB at May 06, 2017 04:48 PM (V+03K)

118 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE NOW AUTOCUCUMBER AUTOMATICALLY CHANGES BEN TO ALL CAPS!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBURGER at May 06, 2017 04:48 PM (kTF2Z)

119 Irish War Cry is my pick. Because Reasons.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hurlingbone (T) at May 06, 2017 04:49 PM (tHwdc)

120 34 26 What is it with cats? If you want them to come to you, you have to ignore them. So what's someone to do who doesn't like them?

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at May 06, 2017 03:47 PM (Eynls)

++++

Act like you don't know any better and pet them in the wrong direction. They will leave in disgust.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 06, 2017 03:50 PM (R+30W)

I'm allergic so cats adore me. We were recently visiting people with two beautiful cats, Burmese I believe, who really, really wanted to visit with me, the allergic one. !?

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at May 06, 2017 04:49 PM (hJrjt)

121 7 speaking of dogs [hic] where's that bitch Huma... [hic] this pussy ain't gonna eat itself
Posted by: Hillary at May 06, 2017 03:13 PM (DpOmP)



OMG-- iced tea all over the iPad screen!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at May 06, 2017 04:50 PM (TdMsT)

122 110- These are country kitties, they will just pee on my pillow.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2017 04:50 PM (CriMx)

123 petmorons at the g-male thingy... ONT tips can go there as well

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 06, 2017 04:50 PM (GK0gz)

124 ITS FUNNY CUZ I DID THE CUT AND FORGOT THE PASTE!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBURGER at May 06, 2017 04:51 PM (kTF2Z)

125 Hi JTB! It's Saturday and Derby Day. I'll be tipsy within a few hours, then I'll probably drink water all evening, after the Derby.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hurlingbone (T) at May 06, 2017 04:51 PM (tHwdc)

126 Heh. Clawd is an awesome name for a cat.

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at May 06, 2017 04:52 PM (xgKhT)

127 Don't cry for me, Heartless! The salmon was golden-crisp and the
mayo-lemon juice-dill sauce laid its delicious blanket over every savory
bite.
---
i'm sorry for the kitteh who's cat food you stole.

if G*d had wanted us to eat seafood, she would not have made the land animals so easy to catch.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 06, 2017 04:53 PM (GK0gz)

128 "Dammit, VIA!"

Who...me?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 04:54 PM (J+eG2)

129 Oh no! The morons have been locked in our travel crates for the thread.

Better than being tied to the roof, I guess.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2017 04:55 PM (nlbfN)

130 i'm sorry for the kitteh who's cat food you stole.

if G*d had wanted us to eat seafood, she would not have made the land animals so easy to catch.


Posted by: redc1c4 at May 06, 2017 04:53 PM (GK0gz)

She got the last two slices of ham yesterday. Don't cry for her, either

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hurlingbone (T) at May 06, 2017 04:57 PM (tHwdc)

131 109 ... Miley, Could you post the dill sauce recipe in the food thread tomorrow? I've become a dill freak the last couple of years and a life-long lemon addict. I bet a lot of other Horde members would like it, as well.

Please, pretty please.

Posted by: JTB at May 06, 2017 04:58 PM (V+03K)

132 BISCUITS WITH BUTTAH!

aaaaaargh

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hurlingbone (T) at May 06, 2017 04:59 PM (tHwdc)

133 "Miley, Could you post the dill sauce recipe in the food thread tomorrow? I've become a dill freak the last couple of years and a life-long lemon addict. I bet a lot of other Horde members would like it, as well.

Please, pretty please."

What type of pet goes good with dill sauce anyway?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 05:00 PM (J+eG2)

134 speaking of pets, i recently acquired a new pet family that i'm trying to get rid of...

know anyone that wants a Clostridium difficile colony? they are free to a good home, at least until the Flagyl (hopefully) kills them off.


Posted by: redc1c4 at May 06, 2017 05:01 PM (GK0gz)

135 "know anyone that wants a Clostridium difficile colony? they are free to a good home, at least until the Flagyl (hopefully) kills them off. "

They any good with dill sauce?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 05:02 PM (J+eG2)

136 Thank you, red, VIA, and especially Miley.

As mentioned above, heaven wouldn't be heaven without cats and dogs.

Posted by: Johnny at May 06, 2017 05:04 PM (3GmAF)

137 Miley, Could you post the dill sauce recipe in the
food thread tomorrow? I've become a dill freak the last couple of years
and a life-long lemon addict. I bet a lot of other Horde members would
like it, as well.



Please, pretty please.

Posted by: JTB at May 06, 2017 04:58 PM (V+03K)

I may forget tomorrow - I just use mayo and lemon juice and dill. I prefer it medium thick, but to thin it, add more lemon juice. This is ultra basic. I make plenty because I love it. I always have dried dill handy, but fresh is always best, the more the better.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hurlingbone (T) at May 06, 2017 05:05 PM (tHwdc)

138 A cat in a tree with a gun?

Must be a new edition of Clue.

Posted by: rickl at May 06, 2017 05:07 PM (sdi6R)

139 VIA- I'll have a fresh order of cat fries for you tomorrow. Should go good with your Dill sauce.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2017 05:09 PM (CriMx)

140 A cat in a tree with a gun?

She must have taken advantage of the Mother's Day ammo special.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 06, 2017 05:10 PM (3C9q2)

141 Miley, Thanks for the recipe. I will try it this weekend. I can easily think of a dozen uses for it.

We always have dried dill on hand from The Spice House in Milwaukee. It's the best dried dill we've found. We usually have a good crop of dill in the garden for fresh.

Sorry to go off topic.

Posted by: JTB at May 06, 2017 05:11 PM (V+03K)

142 ooh! boxy!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 06, 2017 05:11 PM (y9ZKC)

143 They any good with dill sauce?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 05:02

-------------

Heh.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 06, 2017 05:11 PM (8fi6F)

144 nood. and it looks like this thread needs to be unboxed.

Posted by: OregonMuse Hurlingbone, Lord Fappingstroke at May 06, 2017 05:13 PM (5gRil)

145 "looks like this thread needs to be unboxed."

Why, what's wrong with it?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2017 05:15 PM (J+eG2)

146 The Pet Thread at AoSHQ was the best idea evah! After a long week of listening, dealing with and smacking my forehead over liberal nonsense...this thread always makes me feel good and puts a smile on my face.

Posted by: billygoat at May 06, 2017 05:17 PM (PiLeq)

147 i'm sorry for the kitteh who's cat food you stole.

if G*d had wanted us to eat seafood, she would not have made the land animals so easy to catch.

Posted by: redc1c4


I am so drunk I was initially angry, and then I remembered the name. Nice one.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 06, 2017 05:39 PM (vRcUp)

148 Posted by: OregonMuse Hurlingbone, Lord Fappingstroke at May 06, 2017 05:13 PM (5gRil)

Brother Rupert!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hurlingbone (T) at May 06, 2017 05:42 PM (tHwdc)

149 Sorry to go off topic.
---
recipes are *always* on topic here on the food thread...

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at May 06, 2017 05:46 PM (GK0gz)

150 Dear Lord, You love all of your Creations. Please have mercy on Chamberlain and lead him to the Rainbow with minimal pain and suffering. Likewise, place Your healing hand on Johnny as he struggles with his grievous loss. All Love is blessed, including that between Dog and Man.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hurlingbone (T) at May 06, 2017 04:33 PM (tHwdc)




Beautiful.
--

Agreed. Thank you for posting it Miley.

Posted by: shibumi at May 06, 2017 05:48 PM (8zWAk)

151 You're welcome. As others have said, Heaven wouldn't be Heaven without our pets. Timmy and Maire are there now. And Kenny and Taz and Spooky and Spider and Cato and little Squeak. And Heidi and Max and Klaus and Rex are with Daddy.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hurlingbone (T) at May 06, 2017 05:58 PM (tHwdc)

152 17/9

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Hurlingbone (T) at May 06, 2017 06:00 PM (tHwdc)

153 I look forward to the pet threads!

We have a betta who won't hold still to have his picture taken; every time someone approaches he thinks it's Betta Bites time and starts jumping around excitedly. So the best I can do is mention him. He's blue if you turn on the blue or purple tank light, green if you turn on the green one.

Posted by: Pogonip at May 06, 2017 06:22 PM (qmOf1)

154 #120: Looking straight at a cat is like saying "Wanna fight?" People who are allergic or don't like cats look everywhere but at the cat, which is like saying "I'm no threat! Let's be friends!" So to keep the cat away, look at him intently.

Posted by: Pogonip at May 06, 2017 06:26 PM (qmOf1)

155 I think maybe Reilly (and he/she should bite someone for naming he/she that) gets my vote as Ugliest Pet Moron, ever. Hey! That's a good thing! We can't all be prissy little kitties. Ya' know!?

Posted by: goon at May 06, 2017 07:17 PM (EaQ6/)

156 Ah, hell, my guard cats are here doing that walk around thing that they do when I forget that it is time for me to go to the kitchen and drop something yummy on the floor.

Posted by: goon at May 06, 2017 07:19 PM (EaQ6/)

157 Best thread of all, every week! Thumbs up! Way up! These beautiful creatures that people love so much, and that they share pictures of with us, what a thing, it's almost like being there ...

Posted by: goon at May 06, 2017 07:26 PM (EaQ6/)

158 Missed lunch - like a lot of things.

Posted by: Worst Black President Ever at May 06, 2017 08:03 PM (FhXTo)

159 Darn it all, fell asleep again and missed it. Oh well, I'll just relate the cute things mine did this week. Cat has decided that grandkid's chair is really his and has been sitting in it all week. Cat was particularly smug in front of grandkid, essentially daring the kid to roust him off. Kid is scared of Cat for some reason. Dog and Cat have been moping because grandkid was at home with parents this week. Kid was dropped off for half a day and the two were revitalized. Daughter looked at them and decided that grandkid really has to be here at least one day a week to keep them from a decline. Yeah, they really did get depressed, so I guess my dreams of a toddler-free vacation are gone.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 06, 2017 08:13 PM (MIKMs)

160 It's good to see these and smile. I had to take my feline friend of many years to the vet to cross the Rainbow Bridge this morning.

The house feels so empty.

Posted by: ChupaMe at May 06, 2017 08:57 PM (vE2qF)

161 Johnny, prayers for Chamberlain and for you, too. It's not crazy at all to love and worry about your pets.

ChupaMe... so, so sorry for your loss. I know that feeling. It's awful.

A beautiful group of pet morons this week. Wish they could stay with us forever.

Posted by: Gem at May 07, 2017 06:09 AM (uaHyk)

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