aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Overnight Open Thread (29 Apr 2017)
Fauxcahantas
Too funny. Collecting scalps: Sen. Warrens slams Obama for taking Wall Street cash. I seem to recall she has taken in cash from Wall Street too in addition to Hillary whom she supported. Is this one of those speaking with a forked tongue thingys? Jobs Enlisted military ranks may be one of the worst jobs on this list, but look at who is number one. Media jobs. The Dark Knight Suite Live Man, I'd love to see this show live.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 09:52 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 29, 2017 09:53 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2017 09:53 PM (DMUuz)
Just a heads up CDR M, the first link for the out of touch Dem article causes a malware pop up. You may want to check that out.
Posted by: moki at April 29, 2017 09:54 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 29, 2017 09:55 PM (CNHr1)
I recently cancelled my coffee subscription with Peets Coffee after drinking it since...um....as an undergraduate at Berkeley.
Because politics!
Anyway, I moved to Black Rifle, and they are good! Not quite the service and variety that I got from Peets, but they also aren't asshole leftists.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2017 09:56 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Final Arbiter of Reality at April 29, 2017 09:56 PM (3pGfC)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 09:56 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: CDR M at April 29, 2017 09:57 PM (9I51B)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 09:56 PM (tHwdc)
Cut back on fiber....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2017 09:57 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 29, 2017 09:57 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 29, 2017 09:57 PM (89T5c)
I tried their AK-47 one today. Not too bad. I like CAS better. I'm going to try Murdered Out next.
Posted by: CDR M at April 29, 2017 09:57 PM (9I51B)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2017 09:58 PM (GgzGa)
The Pixy Hampsters stressing over being grabbed by the pussies?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2017 09:58 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 29, 2017 09:58 PM (kP16F)
Nice to see a guy herding teh kittehs, or trying to teach them the decimal system, I'm not sure which.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 29, 2017 09:58 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2017 09:57 PM (rF0hx)
How much fiber is in peanut butter?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 09:58 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
Pete Postlethwaite's best skill?
Zettai de wai nai. Kusssssssso!@
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2017 09:59 PM (GgzGa)
Posted by: moki at April 29, 2017 09:59 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 29, 2017 09:59 PM (gjFmU)
Wife wanted to rent "la La Land".. $2 bucks from Redbox.. so OK.. but damn, I really hate musicals! music ain't half bad, though.. I'm not really watching the dancy crap..
Hope everyone is having a beeeyoootiful Saturday night.. crappy weather here.. blowing.. cold.. and rainy as hell!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 29, 2017 09:59 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 29, 2017 09:59 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 29, 2017 10:00 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: CDR M at April 29, 2017 09:57 PM (9I51B)
Well, it could just be my computer getting scared and freaking out. Do they start becoming like the person who uses them?
Posted by: moki at April 29, 2017 10:00 PM (V+V48)
Why should we are, or find this interesting?
I, and all three hipster looking associates spent at least 15 minutes laughing at the failure of the Fyre Festival. And all three of them were rock solid in their hate for liberals. Almost like a MoMee.
The Apple store!!
Who would have thunk it?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 29, 2017 10:02 PM (J+eG2)
"Which one is the black kitten under?"
Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2017 10:02 PM (sdi6R)
Unseasonably warm here (85 F at 5 p.m.) after a week of endless rain. Glad it's finally cooling down.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 29, 2017 10:02 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 10:02 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 10:03 PM (tHwdc)
Lemonade
Blueberry 'Moonshine'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2017 10:04 PM (T3xM8)
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 29, 2017 10:04 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 10:04 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2017 10:05 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 29, 2017 10:05 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 29, 2017 10:05 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 09:52 PM (6gk0M)
Careful, Slap. Pocket watches weren't built to sustain the G-forces of rapid twirling. That's why they were made to go in pockets, where they'd be kept safe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2017 10:05 PM (0deF2)
Now for some coffee.
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 29, 2017 10:06 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2017 10:07 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2017 10:07 PM (voOPb)
-
I could have told you, Vincent
Campus was never made for one as beautiful as you.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 29, 2017 10:08 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 10:08 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 29, 2017 10:09 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 29, 2017 10:05 PM (Tyii7)
I don't think it works that way, but.....?
Never know.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 29, 2017 10:10 PM (/U083)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 10:10 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 29, 2017 10:10 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 29, 2017 10:10 PM (HmYuA)
But this one was cute, and pretty calm, so removed a slat from the fence the trap was against, reached through and managed to release the door, got it up with the hook on a crowbar, and then dropped a noose down, and tied it off to hold the door open.
Eventually, it wandered out and away.
Spent the day welding up a pig trap. A small sounder has moved in, and we need to get them before the 4 become 20+. These will become BBQ, bacon, ham, and pigstrami.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2017 10:10 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 10:08 PM (6gk0M)
What about the pirouetting?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2017 10:11 PM (0deF2)
We had Eddie, the guinea pig, when the kids were little. Our cat spent a lot of her free time sitting right on top of his cage...just waiting.
Posted by: cfo mom at April 29, 2017 10:11 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2017 10:10 PM (DMUuz)
What do you use for bait?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2017 10:12 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 29, 2017 10:12 PM (0tfLf)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 10:10 PM (tHwdc)
Those are expensive, too. Always practice responsible twirling. Never create enough inertia to snap your weakest link. Also, only do it once every ten years, to effect, as needed.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 10:13 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2017 10:13 PM (T+ln4)
>>It's a Boston thing
No it's not. We think he eats donkey schmegma too.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2017 10:13 PM (/tuJf)
Lately the regurg is killing me. *
*Don't say cut back coffee intake because it's sad to watch a grown man, slapping his arm in a broom closet, trying to find a vein for a coffee speedball.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 29, 2017 10:13 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
An effigy of Rachel Maddow.
Has yet to work at all.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2017 10:14 PM (GgzGa)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 29, 2017 10:14 PM (89VjS)
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2017 10:11 PM (0deF2)
Only when necessary, so; in effect, never.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 10:14 PM (6gk0M)
Drove through the most vicious thunderstorm I've ever been in to see son #3 graduate from Univ. of Cincinnati this morning. Later, got a call from #1 son telling me to get #3 to Dallas 'cause there's work there if he wants it.
I am manifestly blessed. What a day!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2017 10:14 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 29, 2017 10:15 PM (Nwg0u)
That is awesome!! Congratulations for son number 3!!
And Jewells, it's good to hear that your hubby is doing better. I am happy to hear good news these days!
Posted by: moki at April 29, 2017 10:16 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2017 10:16 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 29, 2017 10:17 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 10:17 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 29, 2017 10:18 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: The Chicken at April 29, 2017 10:18 PM (ANIFC)
If anyone wants me to paint their house, I've already told you that I'm busy.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 10:18 PM (6gk0M)
Pigs love corn.
Posted by: navybrat at April 29, 2017 10:18 PM (w7KSn)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTFbuQFbUy4
Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2017 10:19 PM (sdi6R)
**TOP 5 REASONS THE FYRE FESTIVAL FAILED**
5. Organizers tried to pull a fast one on attendees and save millions of dollars by replacing all the fine liquor they normally would have served with Val-U-Rite vodka
4. Blink-182 pulled out of the venue at the last second, were replaced by Gallagher and the Dixie Chicks
3. Fyre Fest organizers would welcome millenial attendees by actually setting them *on fire*
2. All seven underage hookers Ja Rule required to have presented to him (read the contract riders) before the show, turned out to be Thai trannies
1. Your hosts for the weekend: Lena Dunham and Chelsea Clinton
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 10:19 PM (qazQh)
Lately the regurg is killing me. *
*Don't say cut back coffee intake because it's sad to watch a grown man, slapping his arm in a broom closet, trying to find a vein for a coffee speedball.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 29, 2017 10:13 PM
isn't the "cold brewed" coffee that all the cool kids are talking about 'sposed to be less acidic?
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2017 10:19 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 29, 2017 10:20 PM (Uxokn)
I'm finding out, I can still drink coffee if it's decaf.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 10:20 PM (qazQh)
http://tinyurl.com/mjxx8ex
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 29, 2017 10:15 PM (Nwg0u)
How much trash did they leave?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2017 10:20 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Aunt Luna at April 29, 2017 10:20 PM (Zd2ZF)
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 10:20 PM (GsAUU)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/858378683094118401
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/858379179414487040
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/858379474391494656
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/858380806640857088
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/858381051906928640
Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2017 10:20 PM (AOrEZ)
Campus was never made for one as beautiful as you.
------
Paint your palette blue and gay
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2017 10:21 PM (JZdsf)
If you are in the market for a Zamboni-polished turd, the Washington Capitals have plenty. Again.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2017 10:21 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2017 10:12 PM
Sour up 150 lbs of corn with some sugar, yeast, and grape or raspberry jello in a big garbage can for a week or so. I'll get you the exact recipe if you're interested. Sometimes use dry dog food. Straight up corn attracts the deer, which looks like a bumper crop this year. The does are all huge; I'm betting a lot of twins.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2017 10:21 PM (DMUuz)
I'm finding out, I can still drink coffee if it's decaf.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 10:20 PM
Kahlua is good for you. Especially with vodka.
Posted by: otho at April 29, 2017 10:22 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: josephistan at April 29, 2017 10:22 PM (ANIFC)
"The media, like CNN, is trapped at their boring dinner"
hahahahahaha
He is The Man.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 29, 2017 10:22 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2017 10:22 PM (NOIQH)
---
Men are a bit strange. My Dad became disabled due to heart issues late in life, and really didn't respond too well to empathy. He just wanted to be treated like a normal person. By laughing at your husband and the situatuion, you were being normal, and treating him like a normal person, not a person with health issues.
Posted by: shibumi at April 29, 2017 10:22 PM (8zWAk)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 10:22 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2017 10:11 PM (0deF2)
He does a fabulous pas de deux with "Twinkletoes" Emanuel, the premier danseur of the Chicago Ballet.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 29, 2017 10:23 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 10:23 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: josephistan at April 29, 2017 10:22 PM (ANIFC)
Horde, I saw that, so it's too late for me. Save yourselves!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 10:24 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Aunt Luna
Apparently a foray into party planning by the lesser of the millennial set.
So, no.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2017 10:24 PM (GgzGa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I used to use braunschweiger when the beagle needed pills. I don't do it anymore because she would go nuts for the stuff and wouldn't leave me alone. Braunschweiger is like crack to my dog.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2017 10:25 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 10:25 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 10:25 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 29, 2017 10:26 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 10:19 PM
Did he use the Sledge-O-Matic on the Dixie Chicks? If so, I'd consider that a massive upgrade.
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at April 29, 2017 10:26 PM (q1+kD)
Towards the end we had a female mouse that literally was a soft warm golden color. Absolutely stunning. Her name was Spook because well she was spooked by everything. Unfortunately, one of our cats snuck back in the house and laid on Spook's cage. We she died of a heart attack because she was clutching her chest when found.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 29, 2017 10:26 PM (61c4R)
Wild pigs have exact recipe requirements?
I learn so much stuff here.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2017 10:26 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Aunt Luna
Apparently a foray into party planning by the lesser of the millennial set.
So, no.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2017 10:24 PM (GgzGa)
I admit, I laughed til I cried about that. And then I got on my knees and thanks the good Lord that I was not the consular officer at the Embassy, having to deal with that mess.
Posted by: moki at April 29, 2017 10:26 PM (V+V48)
"I spent my last 5 bucks on the in-flight movie 'Neighbors 2'.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 29, 2017 10:26 PM (Uxokn)
Spent the day feeling lower than a snake with a tire track tattoo. Whatever the cause was, I'm better now.
Only thing is, I haven't eaten all day, and I'm ready for a bacon double cheeseburger. I'll settle for grilled cheese.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 29, 2017 10:26 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 10:25 PM (qazQh)
Effectively blind - you should have seen my targets this morning
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 10:26 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 10:27 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: otho
Had a friend who thought leaving a Butter liquor at a party was a good call.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2017 10:27 PM (GgzGa)
Lots of people are getting high on Schadenfreude, thinking of the sheer number of trustafarians with more money than sense who got royally ripped off by this scam.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 29, 2017 10:27 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 29, 2017 10:26 PM (CNHr1)
Nice.
Posted by: josephistan at April 29, 2017 10:27 PM (ANIFC)
--------------
I cannot see Nanci Pelosi without also seeing this image from 'Brazil':
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nbtcdmg
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2017 10:28 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 29, 2017 10:28 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 29, 2017 10:28 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 29, 2017 10:26 PM (61c4R)
We had a gerbil ranch. Bad things happened. Incest. Other bad things.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 10:28 PM (tHwdc)
5. Organizers tried to pull a fast one on attendees and save millions of dollars by replacing all the fine liquor they normally would have served with ocean water.
4. Blink-182 pulled out of the venue at the last second, were replaced by a karaoke machine.
3. Fyre Fest organizers welcomed millenial attendees by handing them a copy of the US constitution and a flag.
2. All seven underage hookers Ja Rule required to have presented to him (read the contract riders) before the show, were replaced by Caitlin Jenner.
1. Your host for the weekend: Dick Cheney and Milo.
Posted by: shibumi at April 29, 2017 10:28 PM (8zWAk)
Posted by: Fuck You Penguin!! at April 29, 2017 10:29 PM (GsAUU)
Only thing is, I haven't eaten all day, and I'm ready for a bacon double cheeseburger. I'll settle for grilled cheese.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 29, 2017 10:26 PM (rJUlF)
For you singing gigs, Captain, have you considered donning a brown robe, and billing yourself as Obi-Wan Karaoke, the Singing Jedi?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2017 10:29 PM (0deF2)
We are quite refined and discriminating in our epicurean preferences.
Posted by: Wild Pigs at April 29, 2017 10:29 PM (Tyii7)
Coarse grind and a French Press coffee maker.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 29, 2017 10:30 PM (rF0hx)
Is that only for the Unobtanium members?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 29, 2017 10:30 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: shibumi
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T SAY NICKLEBACK.
Posted by: BEN ROTHELESMURDER at April 29, 2017 10:30 PM (GgzGa)
--
My Dad HATED depending on my Mom. Hated it when he needed her to take his hand if he was unsteady, hated having her help him out of the car, etc. However, he didn't mind me-- his daughter-- helping him at all. Welcomed it in fact. Mom and I just figured Dad was an uber alpha male (former Marine) who didn't like appearing weak to his spouse, but liked getting looked after by his child.
Posted by: shibumi at April 29, 2017 10:31 PM (8zWAk)
Posted by: Beavis at April 29, 2017 10:31 PM (6Hrsu)
---
hahhaha.
Nickeback is funnier.
But they couldn't afford them.
Posted by: shibumi at April 29, 2017 10:32 PM (8zWAk)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 29, 2017 10:32 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2017 10:29 PM (0deF2)
Hmmm....
My, my, this here Anakin guy
Could be Vader, maybe later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin', soon I'm gonna be a Jedi
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 29, 2017 10:32 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 29, 2017 10:26 PM (61c4R)
We had a gerbil ranch. Bad things happened. Incest. Other bad things.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 10:28 PM (tHwdc)
Very true. We dubbed the males only cage. San Francisco on the Yellowstone.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 29, 2017 10:32 PM (61c4R)
Sour up 150 lbs of corn with some sugar, yeast, and grape or raspberry jello in a big garbage can for a week or so.
Put it in a still to make pig liquor.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2017 10:32 PM (IqV8l)
Comparatively, yes. Just hoping it's not a repeat of last night's activities.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 10:33 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 10:33 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2017 10:33 PM (F0ZHr)
If not - a bunch of Yale doctoral students are on a "hunger strike" because their $30k/year stipend + free health care + free tuition is not enough, and they are demanding more.
Only they're not actually on a hunger strike - it's a "symbolic" hunger strike where they leave and get some food when they actually get, you know, hungry.
Anyways, latest development - some mean awful horrible group of Republican students set up a barbecue next to the "hunger strikers":
https://tinyurl.com/kbnvbyu
Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 29, 2017 10:33 PM (E5jIq)
Lately the regurg is killing me. *
*Don't
say cut back coffee intake because it's sad to watch a grown man,
slapping his arm in a broom closet, trying to find a vein for a coffee
speedball.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 29, 2017 10:13 PM (Uxokn)
Ranitidine. It's OTC.
Buy it. Trust me.
It is good against cold pizza, cowboy coffee and work stress all at the same breakfast
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2017 10:33 PM (T+ln4)
5. Organizers tried to pull a fast one on attendees and save millions of dollars by replacing all the fine liquor they normally would have served with ocean water.
4. Blink-182 pulled out of the venue at the last second, were replaced by a karaoke machine.
3. Fyre Fest organizers welcomed millenial attendees by handing them a copy of the US constitution and a flag.
2. All seven underage hookers Ja Rule required to have presented to him (read the contract riders) before the show, were replaced by Caitlin Jenner.
1. Your host for the weekend: Dick Cheney and Milo.
Posted by: shibumi at April 29, 2017 10:28 PM
Is...is there a DVD of this? If so, I'll take 2.
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at April 29, 2017 10:34 PM (q1+kD)
-------------
I had lunch with a friend yesterday. He has had a Chrysler 300C for a few years, and I asked him how he was getting along with it. "Fine", he said, "except last week I had to take it in because the phone Bluetooth couldn't connect".
I asked about the repair cost.
$600.00
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2017 10:34 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2017 10:34 PM (T+ln4)
/who, anecdotally, used to be a band called Savatage IIRC
Posted by: shibumi at April 29, 2017 10:34 PM (8zWAk)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2017 10:35 PM (0mRoj)
You gotta get them drunk and feed them too?
Too much like women. I'll stay with fishing, bait is cheaper.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2017 10:35 PM (/tuJf)
Lately the regurg is killing me. *
*Don't
say cut back coffee intake because it's sad to watch a grown man,
slapping his arm in a broom closet, trying to find a vein for a coffee
speedball.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 29, 2017 10:13 PM (Uxokn)
Ranitidine. It's OTC.
Buy it. Trust me.
It is good against cold pizza, cowboy coffee and work stress all at the same breakfast
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2017 10:33 PM (T+ln4)
I've heard that "cold-brewed" coffee has less acid.
Posted by: josephistan at April 29, 2017 10:35 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Fuck You Penguin!! at April 29, 2017 10:29 PM (GsAUU)<<<
**sadface**
Posted by: an indifferent penuin at April 29, 2017 10:35 PM (6Hrsu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 29, 2017 10:35 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 29, 2017 10:36 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Long Running Fool at April 29, 2017 10:36 PM (sWMWI)
---
And this Frye Festival is STILL better than what actually happened in real life. That's what makes it fun!
Posted by: shibumi at April 29, 2017 10:36 PM (8zWAk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
---------------
Not to be confused with 'pig licker'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2017 10:36 PM (OdK9v)
strike where they leave and get some food when they actually get, you
know, hungry.
Tough as nails. They really mean business. Heh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 29, 2017 10:37 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: josephistan at April 29, 2017 10:22 PM (ANIFC)
Horde, I saw that, so it's too late for me. Save yourselves!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
The store should at least have the decency to put a barrier over the cover like they do for Cosmo.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2017 10:37 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: josephistan
You should write to Mag-Pul and tell them that's not OK.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2017 10:38 PM (GgzGa)
They aren't countrymen. They are foreign at best, enemies in the main.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 29, 2017 10:39 PM (c1VpD)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 29, 2017 10:40 PM (17QyB)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
-----------
Meh. Probably for a Glock...
Posted by: Anon at April 29, 2017 10:40 PM (zEM3F)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2017 10:40 PM (T+ln4)
I asked about the repair cost.
$600.00
---
Back in the 70's/80's, Dad had a taste for luxury cars. Mostly GM, some Chrysler.
When things broke, they cost a lot to repair. Way more than $600, in '80's bucks.
I learned. I don't have bluetooth or a rear view camera or anything fancier than "cruise control." These things will break, and if you're lucky, they'll only cost $600.
BTW... seems like the bluetooth thing might have been a "software issue" rather than "hardware." When that breaks... oh my.
Posted by: shibumi at April 29, 2017 10:40 PM (8zWAk)
The woman is 84 and exhausts me! I can't say no to her she's too adorable. Plus her chemo brain has her forgetting everything.
So how fairs the horde these days?
Posted by: mpfs, Pirate Wench at April 29, 2017 10:41 PM (5rIPu)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2017 10:37 PM (+lVUW)
Maybe we could draw a burkini on her.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 10:41 PM (tHwdc)
How would they know the difference?
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 29, 2017 10:42 PM (17QyB)
Cold brew is the way to go for less acidic coffee. Pretty simple too. 1 cup of coarse ground beans to 4 cup cold water. Steep together for 24-36 hours. Strain. Enjoy. I like it cold but if you like it hot you can warm it in the microwave. You can drink as is or dilute with water if it's too strong. It will keep for a month or more in the fridge with no degradation of flavor.
Posted by: lindarose at April 29, 2017 10:42 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: shibumi
----------
I would be willing to bet that the 'technician' had no idea. It's probably SOP to simply replace whatever module is associated with the problem.
Posted by: m at April 29, 2017 10:42 PM (OdK9v)
I learn so much stuff here.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2017 10:26 PM
150 lbs corn
8 lbs sugar
1 packet yeast
4 or 5 packets of grape, strawberry, or raspberry gelatin or drink mix
Place the corn in a 40 gallon metal trash can. Add water to cover the corn plus 3 to 4 inches. Mix in remaining ingredients.
Cover can with lid, and place in a sunny area. Stir with a shovel at least once daily for 10 to 14 days.
Note: You do not want to get this stuff on your clothes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2017 10:43 PM (DMUuz)
First I heard of it; I live only a mile and a half from downtown New Haven, and what's worse, I earned my Ph.D. at Yale. I can't imagine my generation of grad students pulling that kind of stunt; we were just glad to survive course work and the dissertation.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 29, 2017 10:43 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 29, 2017 10:43 PM (CNHr1)
Commie reporter: So, how's the hunger strike going?
Commie doctoral student: Great. Want a slice of pizza?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 29, 2017 10:44 PM (Tyii7)
-
I saw the Republicans held a BBQ within nose shot of it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 29, 2017 10:45 PM (Nwg0u)
When I saw the "stir daily with a shovel ..." bit, that was implied.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2017 10:45 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: shibumi
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T SAY NICKLEBACK.
Posted by: BEN ROTHELESMURDER at April 29, 2017 10:30 PM (GgzGa)
:snort:
That was much funnier than mine.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 29, 2017 10:46 PM (17QyB)
-
I saw the Republicans held a BBQ within nose shot of it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 29, 2017 10:45 PM (Nwg0u)
And all the usual suspects got the vapors.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 29, 2017 10:47 PM (17QyB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2017 10:47 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 29, 2017 10:48 PM (OBAO8)
Glad to know there are still some around; we were already an endangered species on campus in the late '70s.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 29, 2017 10:48 PM (3C9q2)
I plant whatever she wants wherever she wants. She sits on the porch and watches me. I know I won't have her for much longer so if it makes her happy I do it.
Posted by: mpfs, Pirate Wench at April 29, 2017 10:48 PM (5rIPu)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 29, 2017 10:48 PM (89T5c)
I probably owe you a drink for that.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2017 10:40 PM (T+ln4)
I am so sorry your day is rough. I hope tomorrow is much, much better for you. And just remember, you are not locked in some bahamian airport holding area with a couple hundred instagram kids who are broke, hungry, in withdrawal, and have to share a potty.
Posted by: moki at April 29, 2017 10:49 PM (V+V48)
I'm reasonably sure that I've actually been dead for the past eight years but remain in an animated state due solely to coffee consumption.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2017 10:49 PM (cAzt/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2017 10:47 PM (IqV8l)
Fuck off
Posted by: Harold Bluetooth at April 29, 2017 10:50 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Insomniac
-------------
For most others coffee is just a hot beverage, for me, it is life-support.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2017 10:51 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 29, 2017 10:52 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: lindarose at April 29, 2017 10:52 PM (kufk0)
I was at church today (traditional-ish Catholic with an organist) and there was a young woman sitting in the pew behind me. The place was not crowded, but a good turn out for a Saturday.
When she began to sing, she made my teeth hurt. She sang louder than the organist, and louder than everyone else. It was like she was auditioning for American Idol. I don't know if she was slightly out of tune or what, but every time she sang it was overbearing, loud and very audition-like. The new organist has increased the singing, so she annoyed and distracted me through the entire mass. Consistently. I've never seen her at this mass before, and if I run into her again, I'm going to sit somewhere else. Totally ruined the service for me.
/I feel bad for not getting beyond that... but there you go. I'm awful.
Posted by: shibumi at April 29, 2017 10:53 PM (8zWAk)
Posted by: lindarose
--------------
Revenge.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2017 10:53 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: butthead at April 29, 2017 10:53 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: moki at April 29, 2017 10:54 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 29, 2017 10:54 PM (vAcWO)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2017 10:56 PM (T+ln4)
I swear the same thing every damned morning. Thank the Mayans for coffee enemas!
Posted by: Hil-*hic!*-lary at April 29, 2017 10:56 PM (29QcC)
The unit works fine in my '97 Burb.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2017 10:56 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: lindarose at April 29, 2017 10:57 PM (kufk0)
Have a little thousand island to dip a corner in and you'll do fine.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 29, 2017 10:57 PM (c1VpD)
First I heard of it; I live only a mile and a half from downtown New Haven, and what's worse, I earned my Ph.D. at Yale. I can't imagine my generation of grad students pulling that kind of stunt; we were just glad to survive course work and the dissertation.
Same here (Chemistry, '83). On the one hand, Yale treated us like cheap labor and not part of the "real Yale." On the other hand, you're not going to be a grad student forever, it just seems that way.
Are most of the strikers in the humanities? The ones in STEM are probably too busy.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 29, 2017 10:58 PM (FOnk+)
Posted by: shibumi
-------------
Heh. Hardly. You're just not perfect. Around here, you have to take a number and wait your turn.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2017 10:58 PM (OdK9v)
In Nashville, they are right. This guy stopped THREE of them at once. One, somewhat permanently it seems.
http://tinyurl.com/k5lyx79
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2017 10:59 PM (F0ZHr)
Maybe I should provide a Top 5 list of reasons why... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 10:59 PM (qazQh)
*imagines self member of thesis review committee*
Nice thesis you got there. Be a shame if failed to pass muster.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2017 11:00 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2017 11:00 PM (F0ZHr)
This should probably go on the food thread. What would you use smoked
jalapeno sauerkraut for? A friend gave me a package of it today in
exchange for some kimchi jjigae.
Posted by: lindarose at April 29, 2017 10:52 PM (kufk0)
I don't know what you'd use that for, but I know what you wouldn't use it for...some nice crispy fried chicken, thats what.
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 29, 2017 11:00 PM (n3hky)
https://youtu.be/VUb450Alpps
(sfw)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 11:03 PM (IcT7t)
By grad students.
At Yale.
Ponder that one for a moment, folks.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2017 11:00 PM (F0ZHr)
Isn't "starving" part of the job description for artists?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2017 11:03 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: \m/ The Metal Hat \m/ at April 29, 2017 11:03 PM (vBeA5)
I am not sure if I like the regular or red cabbage better. You can tell when the fermentation is taking hold with the red cabbage because there is a color change, but it will stain.
I need to make more of that, it is very tasty. I will use it, fried, in sandwiches, I will use it when I make a pot roast, and I will eat it straight.
I may try cutting the tops off of the volunteer garlic in the garden, a Korean lady tells me that is used for a form of kimchi.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2017 11:03 PM (T+ln4)
Posted by: lindarose at April 29, 2017 11:04 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at April 29, 2017 11:00 PM (n3hky)
O.K. Sanders...thats getting a bit old. Do you actually think thats funny??
Posted by: Mimzey at April 29, 2017 11:04 PM (n3hky)
By grad students.
At Yale.
Ponder that one for a moment, folks.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2017 11:00 PM (F0ZHr)
Here's where logistics kick in. We need to find a way to completely cut off Yale from resupply.
Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2017 11:04 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 29, 2017 11:04 PM (kP16F)
Ego te absolvo-- the organist at my church insists on using the sappy sentimental hymnody of the 1980s-- variously called "hum-and-strum" or "sitcom theme song" by some of my friends. Two millennia of wonderful church music in a range of different styles, from plainsong to sixteenth-century chorales to the Anglo-American tradition, and this dude clings to stuff that is already dated musically as well as having spiritually vacuous touchy-feely words. I grit my teeth and sit through it as penance for getting so irritated by it-- so I understand just how you feel about an obnoxious singer in the congregation. Thanks for reading my rant!
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 29, 2017 11:05 PM (3C9q2)
--------------
"A man died after he was injured during a shootout..."
Heh. 'Injured'.
*blam!*
Oh, sorry. Are you injured?
Reminds me, I used to have a coach who would ask as you were writhing on the ground, "Are you injured, or just hurt?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2017 11:06 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Mimzey at April 29, 2017 11:04 PM (n3hky)
Yeah, it is funny. Sanders actually tailors his jokes to fit thread topics.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2017 11:06 PM (0deF2)
Spoilers:
Rich racist imperialist male oppressor literally enslaves an alien to turn poor people into fuel, gets killed by the Doctor and his non-White non-Male whiney SJW companion (who goes by a male name) with all if the rich racism imperialist male oppressors unearled wealth being given to poor oppressed kids, all but one of whom are not White males.
They did make sure that all of the actual servents and the stupid people were all White, btw.
Posted by: Time and Relative Hats in Space at April 29, 2017 11:07 PM (vBeA5)
Heh. 'Injured'.
*blam!*
Oh, sorry. Are you injured?
Reminds me, I used to have a coach who would ask as you were writhing on the ground, "Are you injured, or just hurt?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2017 11:06 PM (OdK9v)
Crushed by a falling chandelier. Happens all the time in shootouts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2017 11:08 PM (0deF2)
Any thoughts that the Yale is well-endowed apparently were disabused.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2017 11:08 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2017 11:08 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2017 11:09 PM (F0ZHr)
So you met my dad.
On the other hand, he was a skilled physician. Anything could be fixed by rubbing some dirt on it.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2017 11:09 PM (/tuJf)
Great advice. I am definitely give it a shot. Thank you!
lindarose, I guess you have to be careful not to boil it, which makes it taste terrible.
Maybe boiling water added to the cold-brew?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 29, 2017 11:09 PM (Uxokn)
i wish they hadn't changed mass to singing response.
i loved it when it was just sprinkled here and there.
Posted by: concrete girl at April 29, 2017 11:09 PM (HmYuA)
Here's just a few of the ones I've heard of:
- Classic metal
- Pop metal
- Hair metal
- Dark metal
- Death metal
- Black metal
- White metal
- Red metal
- Green metal
- Blues metal
- Stoner metal
- Coke metal
- Crack metal
- Cracked metal
- Mescaline metal
- Meth metal
- PCP metal
- Slurp metal
- Triaminic metal
- Tylenol metal
- Codeine metal
- Caffeine metal
- Coffee metal
- Pepsi metal
- Ozzy metal
- ACDC metal
- Yngwie metal
- Nuge metal
- Huge metal
- Grunge metal
- Plunge metal
- Wet metal
- Dry metal
- Lukewarm metal
- Crazy metal
- Sane metal
- Medicated metal
- Overmedicated metal
- Life metal
- Christian metal
- Jewish metal
- Hindi metal
- Muslim metal
- B'Hai metal
- Hubbard metal
- True metal
- False metal
- Light metal
- Medium metal
- Alloy metal
- Ally metal
- Annoy metal
...I'm sure I left a few out...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 11:09 PM (qazQh)
ot of it.
Glad to know there are still some around; we were already an endangered species on campus in the late '70s.
Posted by: Basement Cat
And yet they persisted.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2017 11:10 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------
Not unusual at all. I think it is a stylistic holdover from Errol Flynn movies.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2017 11:10 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2017 11:06 PM (0deF2)
Yeah....maybe. I bet he's a real dork though.
Posted by: Mimzey at April 29, 2017 11:10 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2017 11:08 PM
Swordfights, too.
Posted by: Robin of Loxley, Man in Tights at April 29, 2017 11:10 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 29, 2017 11:11 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2017 11:11 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Tuna at April 29, 2017 11:12 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 10:33 PM (IcT7t)
Ooooh what happened last night?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2017 11:12 PM (fH+j4)
According to the New Haven Register, one of the eight departments that has joined the union is Geology and Geophysics. I'm still looking to see if I can find out about others.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 29, 2017 11:12 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 29, 2017 11:12 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 29, 2017 11:13 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: lindarose at April 29, 2017 10:52 PM (kufk0)
Poisoning your enemies.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2017 11:13 PM (0mRoj)
Brian Dennehy metal
Ace is on another Sterno bender metal
sammich metal
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2017 11:13 PM (F0ZHr)
In my experience, when someone sings abnormally loudly like that, kids turn around and look at them, which is a very nice hint.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2017 11:13 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Bender at April 29, 2017 11:13 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 11:14 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2017 11:14 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: lindarose
Wouldn't use it myself but hot dog topping.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2017 11:15 PM (GgzGa)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 29, 2017 11:15 PM (kP16F)
https://www.oslchurch.org/
And we've always had great players to boot. Though I always tell people, I would love to know if anyone has ever, when no one else was around, played a tiny bit of the "Louie Louie" riff on it...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 11:15 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2017 11:15 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 11:16 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2017 11:16 PM (GgzGa)
I've always had low to very good blood pressure. If I ever had to give up caffeine for medical reasons, I would turn into a vegetable.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2017 11:17 PM (+lVUW)
By grad students.
At Yale.
Are they protesting white Ivy League privilege? Or do they just want chicken tenders in the cafeteria every meal?
Posted by: t-bird at April 29, 2017 11:17 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 29, 2017 11:18 PM (kP16F)
The others include poli sci, comp lit (no surprise there), history, English, and history of art.
Sigh.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 29, 2017 11:18 PM (3C9q2)
I had to mop up about a quart of someone else's dinner.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 11:14 PM (IcT7t)
That's what happens when you give toddlers pina coladas!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 29, 2017 11:18 PM (80Oew)
Posted by: Ja Rule at April 29, 2017 11:18 PM (JZdsf)
If I were going to be a vegetable, I'd be okra.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2017 11:18 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 11:15 PM (qazQh)
"Louie, Louie?" Man, here's the one to play:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX3UL31rTaM
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2017 11:19 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 29, 2017 11:20 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2017 11:20 PM (JZdsf)
About a minute in the microwave will get it hot but won't boil it. Just play with the time and keep an eye on it the first time. If you let it steep for 48 hours it will be concentrated enough to add boiling water to make it hot.
Posted by: lindarose at April 29, 2017 11:21 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Terminator at April 29, 2017 11:21 PM (IqV8l)
that is what I'd truly love to be!!
For if I were an Oscar Meyer wiener,
EVERYONE would be in LOVE with MEEEEEE!!!!"
((** thinks hard for a few moments **))
((** throws self into wiener grinder **))
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 29, 2017 11:21 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2017 11:21 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jean at April 29, 2017 11:22 PM (zZb/S)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 11:22 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 29, 2017 11:22 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 11:09 PM (qazQh)
--Rare Earths?
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 11:23 PM (GsAUU)
If I were going to be a vegetable, I'd be okra.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2017 11:18 PM (F0ZHr)
I'd be a cucumber. Then I might have a chance of getting some action. Or end up in a nice salad. Or as a kosher dill. That would be a real pickle.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2017 11:23 PM (0mRoj)
The others include poli sci, comp lit (no surprise there), history, English, and history of art.
Sigh.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 29, 2017 11:18 PM (3C9q2)
So, in summary, majors in Hot Beverage Engineering.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 29, 2017 11:23 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: lindarose at April 29, 2017 11:24 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
or the people that stem graduates work for.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 11:24 PM (cPsPa)
They have a tendency to meltdown at depth and kill their crews.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2017 11:24 PM (F0ZHr)
Washington has (had) home ice advantage.
They had the best record in the NHL.
Yet.....
Heh
GO PENS!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 29, 2017 11:24 PM (TFf4N)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 11:25 PM (TwwWO)
I would love to know if anyone has ever, when no one else was around, played a tiny bit of the "Louie Louie" riff on it...
Posted by: qdpsteve
Like on the Albert Hall pipe organ?
https://youtu.be/YIdxgG3dzdc
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2017 11:25 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 11:24 PM (cPsPa)
Which explains ... so much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 29, 2017 11:25 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: lindarose at April 29, 2017 11:24 PM (kufk0)
We'll be lined up around the block to get it. That's what you call a big pho queue.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2017 11:26 PM (0mRoj)
always tell people, I would love to know if anyone has ever, when no
one else was around, played a tiny bit of the "Louie Louie" riff on
it...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 11:15 PM (qazQh)
I bet it didn't have a "squashed chicken" stop, or the one for "various Swedish farm animals" (Mjuuuuu! Bjaaaaa! Bork, bork, bork!)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2017 11:26 PM (T+ln4)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2017 11:26 PM (F0ZHr)
Yea, you might get shoved up some guys pooper.
Trust me on this one, it's corn.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2017 11:26 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 11:24 PM (cPsPa)
Yep. People too stupid to be STEM graduates, but too smart even to try.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 29, 2017 11:26 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2017 11:27 PM (T+ln4)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
well, it is possible to overestimate the value of stem education.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 11:27 PM (cPsPa)
Kindltot, no, it's a *very* old-school organ, LOL. I think the central keyboard was built and shipped from Europe around 1949.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 11:27 PM (qazQh)
Heh....that's what I call it when that whole clan lines up for soup..... angel gets it, and thinks it's not funny in the least, but laughs every time.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 11:27 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2017 11:26 PM
*ba-dum-tschhhh*
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at April 29, 2017 11:27 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 11:25 PM (TwwWO)
Don't tease me, Uncle! I Want To Be There.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 29, 2017 11:28 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
odd how capitalism does not value it that way.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 11:28 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 29, 2017 11:28 PM (ltRuz)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 29, 2017 11:29 PM (O2aZ7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 11:30 PM (qazQh)
---
2 different drugs w/ 2 different mechanisms of action, doing similar, but not exactly the same, things.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 29, 2017 11:30 PM (ltRuz)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 29, 2017 11:30 PM (O2aZ7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 11:30 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 29, 2017 11:29 PM (O2aZ7)
Fingers are friends, not food!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2017 11:31 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2017 11:31 PM (F0ZHr)
I grew up in Lancaster, PA, which has a number of churches with excellent organs. Holy Trinity Lutheran Church was founded in 1730 and has an organ that was first built in 1744 and expanded many times since. I used to love to go to American Guild of Organists (AGO) festivals in that church when I was in high school. I studied to be an organist but knew I'm too short to ever consider a concert career (you need to be at least 5' 6" and have long fingers that can span more than an octave). Nonetheless I enjoyed it, and as my friends who are professional organists remind me, they like to have listeners who have studied the instrument long enough to know how hard the professionals have to work and practice to reach their present level.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 29, 2017 11:31 PM (3C9q2)
-----------
You think I won't do this?????? Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Seriously, I've been checking my mail for my invitation........
I'll go, I live near you....bwah-ha-ha-ha......
Posted by: lindarose at April 29, 2017 11:31 PM (kufk0)
277 Northernlurker, that depends. How does your wife taste?
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 11:30 PM (qaz
Guess I'll find out when I try that broccoli slaw she was making.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 29, 2017 11:32 PM (O2aZ7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2017 11:32 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 11:32 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 11:30 PM (qazQh)
...
...
...
...
NO, NO I WILL NOT.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2017 11:32 PM (F0ZHr)
I would advise against gently suggesting to her to next time to use a wooden spoon, until at least the stitches come out.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2017 11:32 PM (T+ln4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 11:34 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2017 11:35 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 29, 2017 11:35 PM (O2aZ7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 29, 2017 11:35 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: goon at April 29, 2017 11:36 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: lindarose at April 29, 2017 11:36 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: lindarose
yeah, you usually have some pretty effective safeties you would have to get by to hurt yourself.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 11:37 PM (cPsPa)
Let me enlighten all of you on the one and only proper cooking technique.
Dice into rounds. Dust with cornflower.
Fry it up until golden. Be generous with salt.
It's awesome.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 29, 2017 11:38 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 29, 2017 11:38 PM (kP16F)
Thank you for the Hans Zimmer. Incredible!
You revealed Epic Soul Factory to me, and for that I will be forever grateful. Passed it on to my sisters. They say that when they listen, they think of me. When I listen I think of your nic.
This rendition of The Dark Knight has already been sent to my sisters, and I have not finished reading the content -- just listening to the music over and over.
Thanks, again.
Posted by: French Jeton at April 29, 2017 11:38 PM (WMvHw)
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at April 29, 2017 11:39 PM (q1+kD)
Posted by: Tuna at April 29, 2017 11:39 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 29, 2017 11:39 PM (kP16F)
That was my plan for today, but none of it happened.
I had plans for house cleaning too, but that didn't happen either.
Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2017 11:39 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 29, 2017 11:39 PM (gIyP7)
Don't know where you're presently located, but if you come East, the organ in the West Point Chapel is presently the largest church organ in the world. The West Point website notes that "the architecture [of the chapel] combines the techniques and shapes of Gothic with the massiveness of medieval fortresses." I guess the chapel has to be massive to hold together when the chapel organist lets out all the stops!
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 29, 2017 11:40 PM (3C9q2)
Have you ever seen roofers doing singling without harnesses? They've done this 100 times without falling.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 29, 2017 11:41 PM (O2aZ7)
-----------
Since when are you supposed to clean your house?
Posted by: lindarose at April 29, 2017 11:41 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 11:42 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at April 29, 2017 11:42 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 11:43 PM (qazQh)
I've been shaking my head so much I may have done myself an injury.
Lucky I hadn't dipped into that rum yet.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 29, 2017 11:44 PM (O2aZ7)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jender at April 29, 2017 11:45 PM (9Q5BJ)
When my cousin Steve was in the Navy (he was a radioman on a submarine), Long Beach was his home port. I used to send him brownies from time to time; he said the other crew members eagerly awaited each shipment.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 29, 2017 11:46 PM (3C9q2)
I've been shaking my head so much I may have done myself an injury.
Lucky I hadn't dipped into that rum yet.
Posted by: Northernlurker
well hopefully she recovers fully and she did not lose any important jewelry.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 11:46 PM (cPsPa)
I'm glad it sounds like she's doing ok.
I shouldn't talk, it's not like I've never cut the tip of my fingers off in the kitchen before.
Posted by: lindarose at April 29, 2017 11:47 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2017 11:47 PM (OdK9v)
If anyone were dumb enough to do it, I mean.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2017 11:47 PM (T+ln4)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 29, 2017 11:47 PM (FOnk+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 11:47 PM (qazQh)
-----------
Since when are you supposed to clean your house?
Posted by: lindarose at April 29, 2017 11:41 PM (kufk0)
The HVAC guy is supposed to come soon to check out my air conditioner.
That means that everything from the front door to the HVAC unit downstairs should ideally be presentable to a stranger coming in the house.
Aside from that, I don't give a shit about cleaning. And it shows.
Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2017 11:48 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 29, 2017 11:35 PM (O2aZ7)
Are they going to suture her fingers with Food Thread?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2017 11:48 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 11:49 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2017 11:49 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 29, 2017 11:49 PM (smD62)
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 29, 2017 11:49 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Basement Cat
Navy ships are dry so probably not.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 11:50 PM (cPsPa)
https://youtu.be/j9OAOhAW7co
If You See Kay . . . .
Posted by: logprof at April 29, 2017 11:51 PM (GsAUU)
The economy in this area actually does seem to be getting better overall, however.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2017 11:51 PM (qazQh)
Has the port been affected by the Navy's downsizing?
Posted by: Basement Cat
They closed down the Navy base in the 1970s I think.
I was on a ship home ported there in 1973 and we moved to San Diego because the base was to be closed.
There was a fairly good sized shipyard there.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2017 11:52 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 29, 2017 11:52 PM (O2aZ7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 29, 2017 11:54 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 29, 2017 11:55 PM (smD62)
That means that everything from the front door to the HVAC unit downstairs should ideally be presentable to a stranger coming in the house.
Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2017 11:48 PM (sdi6R)
LOL.
Been there.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 29, 2017 11:55 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 29, 2017 11:49 PM (3C9q2)
Any port in a storm
Posted by: That's What She Said at April 29, 2017 11:58 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: That's What She Said at April
fond as I am of port I have developed something of an affinity for ice win lately.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 11:58 PM (cPsPa)
i wish they hadn't changed mass to singing response.
i loved it when it was just sprinkled here and there.
---
Thank you concrete girl!
The new-ish organist we have milks the singing response, and also kind of ad-libs the responsorial psalm. I don't enjoy that either.
So... milking the music + ad libs + annoying American Idol contestant= less than optimal church experience
Posted by: shibumi at April 29, 2017 11:59 PM (8zWAk)
for my birfday I got a surgical stapler for the 1st aid kit.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2017 12:00 AM (T+ln4)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 12:01 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: rickl at April 30, 2017 12:02 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: That's What She Said at April
fond as I am of port I have developed something of an affinity for ice win lately.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2017 11:58 PM (cPsPa)
Have some Madeira, my dear?
Posted by: Madeira at April 30, 2017 12:02 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 12:01 AM (TwwWO)
---------
It's what Fyre Festival should have been.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 30, 2017 12:03 AM (JZdsf)
That means that everything from the front door to the HVAC unit downstairs should ideally be presentable to a stranger coming in the house.
---
HVAC/ Plumbers/Electricians have seen things.
Whenever I have one randomly over the house, I make them tell me stories. A consensus seems to be that the people in the rich neighborhoods aren't always clean and there are lot more hoarders than we know. Also, "litter boxes" can become "regions of the basement without a box."
Posted by: shibumi at April 30, 2017 12:03 AM (8zWAk)
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 12:04 AM (GsAUU)
You know, I usually don't have trouble finding my girlfriend in any crowd, as the number of short, voluable, asian women at most gatherings is generally low, but in this case I had to look for the Korean one instead.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2017 12:06 AM (T+ln4)
If you want to take a look, FF to 1:02:00
http://tinyurl.com/jvgbjbk
Note that around 1:06:15 he is playing with his hands crossed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2017 12:06 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 30, 2017 12:07 AM (kP16F)
-------------
I always apologize for the clutter. Inevitably the guy tells me, "I've seen a lot worse".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2017 12:08 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 12:09 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at April 30, 2017 12:09 AM (TxDiC)
Posted by: Chealsea Hilton at April 30, 2017 12:10 AM (GgzGa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 12:10 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 12:01 AM (
Well hell, I might get some use out of my grandma's old leather riding crop. Who knew?! Sounds like a good excuse for a shopping trip to Trashy Lingerie too. How much do you think Gushka & I could make if we turned that into a ppv event?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2017 12:10 AM (fH+j4)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 12:11 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
------------
It takes the Fire Dept. to score the Trifecta.
Don't ask how I know this.
Also, K-9's are good for extra points.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2017 12:12 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April
thought the riding crop never left the bedroom
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 12:12 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 12:09 AM (TwwWO)
--[Hoists tasty beverage]
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 12:13 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 12:12 AM (cPsPa)
Nah. I don't like pain.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2017 12:14 AM (fH+j4)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 12:14 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2017 12:14 AM (6FqZa)
-------------
I always apologize for the clutter. Inevitably the guy tells me, "I've seen a lot worse".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2017 12:08 AM (OdK9v)
Funny ... he told me that Mike Hammer's place was the worst he ever saw.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 30, 2017 12:15 AM (zc3Db)
for my birfday I got a surgical stapler for the 1st aid kit.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 30, 2017 12:00 AM (T+ln4)
We're back from emergency, with my wife sporting a rather large bandage on her ring finger.
FWIW over the course of her life she's kept a regiment of guardian angels busy. One time she fell of the roof as we were removing a massive build up of snow. Fortunately there was so much snow she only fell about a foot to the top of a drift.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at April 30, 2017 12:15 AM (nBr1j)
Hard drive problems! Hard drive problems!
(Rich Evans continues dancing over techno beats)
Controller issues! Controller issues!
(More dancing, more beats)
Back up's okay! Back up's okay!
(Techno dance stuff...ch 3, twenah)
Time won't let me! Time won't let me!
...
Probably enough Rich Evans for tonight. See you later!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 30, 2017 12:16 AM (MZcWR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 12:16 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 30, 2017 12:17 AM (Ss6r7)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/selection-du-weekend-241-15.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2017 12:17 AM (Qd/25)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April
well, I thought you were the one wielding the crop. goes with the corset and stilettos.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 12:17 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Vendette at April 30, 2017 12:18 AM (AoGkB)
Posted by: lindarose at April 30, 2017 12:18 AM (kufk0)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2017 12:19 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 30, 2017 12:17 AM (Ss6r7)
-------
I know the words, but...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 30, 2017 12:19 AM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 12:20 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX
Yeah, happened across it sort of accidentally and have become really fond of it.
we were talking about Fort Worth at dinner. Had been thinking of moving to Dallas but everyone says Fort Worth is the place to be.
Seems everyone in Dallas thinks they are a cowboy but the real cowboys live in Fort Worth.
some of our dinner companions use cowboy and Texan interchangeably.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 12:20 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
----------
I'll admit that I was surprised when he said what he did. Probably didn't want to hurt my feelings.
When I see a highly organized, neat, clean basement/garage, I think, "Hmm, this guy doesn't really do much".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2017 12:20 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 12:20 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Vendette at April 30, 2017 12:21 AM (AoGkB)
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 12:21 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 12:21 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2017 12:22 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: yankeefifth
-----------------
'Spent brass'?
Oooo. I like a guy in a uniform.
Posted by: Bwarney Fwank at April 30, 2017 12:22 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Vendette at April 30, 2017 12:23 AM (AoGkB)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 30, 2017 12:23 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 12:24 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 12:25 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Vendette
well, at least it is consistent in flavor. In theory I like red wines, do not care for whites at all, but they are so inconsistent in flavor and quality at any price point.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 12:26 AM (cPsPa)
--
I've heard stories. Scary stories.
Basically, if they can breathe in your house without a respirator and do not have to walk through animal sh*t, you're cool.
Posted by: shibumi at April 30, 2017 12:26 AM (8zWAk)
I had plans for house cleaning too, but that didn't happen either.
Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2017 11:39 PM (sdi6R)
---------------------------------
If you don't clean for 6 months, it doesn't get any worse after that. You achieve stasis, the sublime point where no maintenance is required to keep the place as it is.
OTOH, if you clean up now, the place will deteriorate rapidly and you will have to clean again in a week or so.
Think!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 30, 2017 12:27 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 12:27 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 30, 2017 12:29 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2017 12:29 AM (Qd/25)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 30, 2017 12:29 AM (BEMJs)
I was sure O, or perhaps Hillary would show, but neither one did.
Color me shocked.
Posted by: shibumi at April 30, 2017 12:29 AM (8zWAk)
Yes, your delivery guy is judging you. And he's not impressed, to put it mildly.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 12:30 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 30, 2017 12:31 AM (6FqZa)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.....
Might as well have been the Gates of Hell, some of the places I went, the things I saw.
Yes, your delivery guy is judging you. And he's not impressed, to put it mildly.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 12:27 AM
You promised me you wouldn't tell anyone!
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at April 30, 2017 12:32 AM (q1+kD)
I was sure O, or perhaps Hillary would show, but neither one did.
--------
I heard that sponsorship problems forced it to move to a Chuck E. Cheese franchise in Fairfax VA at the last minute.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 30, 2017 12:32 AM (JZdsf)
Posted by: yankeefifth
-------------
I am amazed by our ability to see past dust.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2017 12:33 AM (OdK9v)
FTW tends to be more conservative than Dallas, but we seem to be attracting more liberals every year.....
If you're going to visit, make sure it's not in the heat of summer!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 30, 2017 12:33 AM (Ss6r7)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 30, 2017 12:17 AM (Ss6r7)
--Trivia: >90% of the ice wine in the world is produced in Canada and Germany.
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 12:34 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: yankeefifth
-------------
I am amazed by our ability to see past dust.
--------------
Well, that was a misfire.
It was supposed to reply to:
OTOH, if you clean up now, the place will deteriorate rapidly and you will have to clean again in a week or so.
Think!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2017 12:34 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 12:34 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 30, 2017 12:34 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Vendette at April 30, 2017 12:35 AM (AoGkB)
Posted by: Vendette at April 30, 2017 12:35 AM (AoGkB)
--Take off, eh!
Godspeed, Vendette!
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 12:36 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
------------
It's good usable stuff, dammit!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2017 12:37 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 30, 2017 12:38 AM (Ss6r7)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 12:17 AM (cPsPa)
So...you picture me as a dominatrix????
I know someone that will find this hilarious.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2017 12:38 AM (fH+j4)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 12:38 AM (TwwWO)
A: Things like this:
Chris Bray: "Bonnie Tsui has spoken to an issue of deep importance, and I feel that we must put a stop to the cultural genocide that we so casually call "lunch." Recently, I was served a "hamburger" at a restaurant with counter service, and I inquired of the staff to determine which person in the kitchen was deeply immersed in the native culture of Hamburg. Upon learning that no one in the kitchen even reflected the presence of any German culture at all, I simply wept at the cultural assault I had witnessed. And then they had the audacity to ask if I still wanted the so-called "French" fries, which, I assure you, were in no true sense Gallic. We must not surrender in this fight. Nothing has ever been more important.".......
Speaking of assault, it's now insensitive to wear an Indian headdress with war paint or Geisha-paint your face for Halloween...yet it's heroic and "woke" to put on a black mask so you can go anonymously beat down people for disagreeing with you?
Want some fries with that cognitive dissonance?
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 30, 2017 12:39 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 12:39 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: JTB at April 30, 2017 12:40 AM (V+03K)
FTW tends to be more conservative than Dallas, but we seem to be attracting more liberals every year.....
If you're going to visit, make sure it's not in the heat of summer!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX
will do. the more input from locals in the know the better. advice from morons is doubly good.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 12:41 AM (cPsPa)
I know someone that will find this hilarious.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
well, I thought the corset and stilettos were known quantities. when you mentioned the riding crop I assumed it was part of the picture.
given your personality here I would have bet you were more dominant than submissive. not that I have put any thought into it before now.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 12:43 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 12:45 AM (cPsPa)
-------------
*rings faint bell*
Ah, yes. Ian Tyson, great tune:
Someday Soon http://tinyurl.com/j5a9q3v
There's a young man that I know whose age is twenty-one
Comes from down in southern Colorado
Just out of the service, he's lookin' for his fun
Someday soon, goin' with him someday soon
My parents can not stand him 'cause he rides the rodeo
My father says that he will leave me cryin'
I would follow him right down the roughest road I know
Someday soon, goin' with him someday soon
But when he comes to call, my pa ain't got a good word to say
Guess it's 'cause he's just as wild in his younger days
So blow, you old Blue Northern blow my love to me
He's ridin' in tonight from California
He loves his damned old rodeo as much as he loves me
Someday soon, goin' with him someday soon
When he comes to call, my pa ain't got a word to say
Guess it's 'cause he's just as wild in his younger days
So blow, you old blue northern, blow my love to me
He's ridin' in tonight from California
He loves his damned old rodeo as much as he loves me
Someday soon, goin' with him someday soon
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2017 12:47 AM (OdK9v)
last time i looked, Dillon sold them for ~$10
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 30, 2017 12:47 AM (ltRuz)
Posted by: JTB at April 30, 2017 12:40 AM (V+03K)
My mother's oven just broke. Only 3 years old. The thing won't bake anymore. The problem is simple - the internal program running the thermostat is screwed up. The oven will correctly read the temperature and heat up to the set temp but once it gets there it won't let the thermometer reading change and, so, the oven element just turns off and never turns back on. BUT, if you just clear it and set it to bake at a new temperature it resets the thermostat (correctly) and heats it back up to that temperature ... then shuts off, etc.
Anyway, it's clearly an easy fix but it probably requires replacing some $3 circuit board that I don't have access to. And this sort of stuff should not have happened in 3 years.
Anyway, on the bright side, she called up Home Depot (where it was bought) and they said it had a 10 year warranty. So, it should be getting fixed free ... which is nice, but an oven shouldn't have any problems, at all, for the first 15 years, at least. They said that the warranty used to be 30 years but Maytag just cut it down to 10. Oh well. Not the best but good enough for the modern world, I guess.
And I hate "smart" appliances not for any of the reasons in the article but just because the whole idea is totally retarded and I don't trust most of the companies making these things (nor Comcast who does my internet and snoops on it through their router, which I know because that fucking company actually put service alerts (to replace their shitty router) on a friggin WEB PAGE). Can you believe that? Comcast inserted their own maintenance alert to me through a pop-up on a web page I was surfing through (that had nothing to do with comcast). That shit's beyond creepy.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 30, 2017 12:48 AM (zc3Db)
1) if it were up to me, I'd have it in New Braunfels, down at the Gruene Dance Hall & environs;
2) Those who cannot attend will be able to see highlights on 'Cops' and/or 'Live PD.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 12:49 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 30, 2017 12:49 AM (ltRuz)
given your personality here I would have bet you were more dominant than submissive. not that I have put any thought into it before now.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 12:43 AM
Should she institute some sort of bare bottom spanking policy, let me go in your place. I won't have my comrades harmed.
Posted by: otho at April 30, 2017 12:49 AM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 12:51 AM (TwwWO)
---
LOVE that song
Posted by: redc1c4
----------
The next one up in the youtube cue is 'Four Strong Winds', another stellar Tyson tune.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2017 12:52 AM (OdK9v)
of course, the last part will be at the morning arraignment, but that's a given.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 30, 2017 12:53 AM (ltRuz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 12:54 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 12:43 AM (cPsPa)
Lol. It's Grandma's crop. And she actually rode horses. Blame Palestine, he indicated it's a required accessory for the wedding. Although...the Trashy bustier could be paired with my chiffon skirt & black suede platform boots for the Stevie nicks look.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2017 12:55 AM (fH+j4)
Posted by: redc1c4
------------
A plea is posted at AoSHQ, 'Send lawyers, guns, and money'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2017 12:55 AM (OdK9v)
Lately the regurg is killing me. *
*Don't
say cut back coffee intake because it's sad to watch a grown man,
slapping his arm in a broom closet, trying to find a vein for a coffee
speedball.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 29, 2017 10:13 PM (Uxokn)
Drink better coffee... the acid in cheap coffee gives me a stomach ache every time. I have had good luck with Majorga Cafe Cubano. You can get two lb. bags at Costco for about $14.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 30, 2017 12:55 AM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 30, 2017 12:56 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 12:57 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2017 12:58 AM (fH+j4)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2017 12:59 AM (fH+j4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2017 12:37 AM (OdK9v)
Right! And if it's not usable, it can be fixed. Friday, I found a Makita portable miter saw at the dump. Nice carbide blade and all. It had been dropped, and the pedestal at the rear that supports the hinge and balance spring for the motor had busted. Cast iron. I vee'd out the cracks with my grinder, and jigged it up, and heated it thoroughly with the biggest tip in my welding outfit, and then heated the joints cherry red and fed in coated brazing rod. Got all the cracks brazed up, and let it cool, and figured I ought to reinforce things a bit, so I basically wrapped the repaired area in sheet steel (about as thick as I can cut with snips), and welded the seams, and drilled and tapped holes to bolt this "sock" onto the parent metal. Hope it will take a little stress off the brazed joints.
Got it all back together, and it zipped through a hunk of 2X6 like it wasn't there. One of the little black Bakelite caps for the motor brushes is missing, but the Makita dealer should have that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2017 12:59 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 30, 2017 01:00 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: The Gimp! at April 30, 2017 01:00 AM (jdWK0)
But I love her too much, too much to lie . . .
https://youtu.be/YmixQuwaeWM
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 01:02 AM (GsAUU)
Got to go there for the first time last year at age 29
and it was magical!Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 30, 2017 01:03 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 01:03 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: JTB at April 30, 2017 01:03 AM (V+03K)
Disneyland. And I'm mighty disappointed, yiu people are supposed to entertain me while I wait. And it's suuuuuppppeeerrr slow on the ont.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2017 01:04 AM (fH+j4)
438 BBD
" And I'm mighty disappointed, yiu people are supposed to entertain me while I wait."
I sense a riding crop, held while en pointe ... but there's only One Who is Allowed ...
Posted by: Arbalest at April 30, 2017 01:07 AM (FlRtG)
And what's a 29 year old 'ette doing at a place like that, anyway?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 01:07 AM (TwwWO)
What's that news I thought I heard about cops and demonstrators at the Trump rally? Not enough cops to drag them away, so the good folks at the rally took the law into their own hands and held them up against a wall until more cops came back.
Looks as if duct tape and zip ties should be required at future events.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 30, 2017 01:09 AM (U6f54)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 30, 2017 01:09 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Arbalest at April 30, 2017 01:07 AM (FlRtG)
????? My ankles don't do pointe but I've got those 5" black platform pumps I can barely stand in.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2017 01:10 AM (fH+j4)
---
i'm not subscribed to the 'ron/'rtte locator service...
tourist or SoCal local playing tourista?
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 30, 2017 01:11 AM (ltRuz)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 30, 2017 01:09 AM (U6f54)
And a roll of quarters in a heavy work sock, in case you have to feed a parking meter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2017 01:11 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
well maybe everyone, except that horndog pluto, is weirded out by the fact that you are there in a corset and stilettos wielding a riding crop.
if yo see one of those disney princesses, excepting cinderella, smack em with the crop.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 01:11 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 01:12 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 30, 2017 01:13 AM (mMeIQ)
And what's a 29 year old 'ette doing at a place like that, anyway?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 01:07 AM (
No no, that's the attire for your wedding. I'm wearing short shorts, a tight tshirt & tennis shoes. What am i doing here? Schmoozing with Pluto & watching the Electrical parade! Baroque Hoedown babee!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2017 01:13 AM (fH+j4)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2017 01:04 AM
I'd tell a wild, funny, adventurous story from my past, but...
I'm boring and don't have any, I'm afraid...
Sorry.
Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at April 30, 2017 01:13 AM (q1+kD)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 30, 2017 01:14 AM (kP16F)
is it quentin tarantino or quentin mcchord?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 01:16 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 01:16 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2017 01:04 AM
--Blah
Blah
Blah
Blah
Blah
Blah
Blah
Blah
Blah
Blah
Damn it, crank it!!!
https://youtu.be/ZbPgfd9HH5Y
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 01:16 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 30, 2017 01:11 AM (
Im a local, and an annual pass holder. And addicted to Ralph Brennan's jazz kitchen. Mmmmmm. But I never get out of here before theirs beignet stand closes. And palp, Wendy o Williams passed so there will be no duct taped nipples
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2017 01:17 AM (fH+j4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 30, 2017 01:17 AM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
that sounds like half of a lost line from love potion number 9.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 01:17 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 01:17 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
do you do squares or xs?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 01:18 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 01:18 AM (cPsPa)
No. Just no. I'm squirming just thinking about how much it would hurt to take that shit off my nipples
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2017 01:20 AM (fH+j4)
BBD:
Im a local, and an annual pass holder.
Ahh, so this is a reunion of sorts. Are Rum and the others there as well?
Posted by: Arbalest at April 30, 2017 01:21 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2017 01:21 AM (fH+j4)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 30, 2017 01:21 AM (mMeIQ)
---------
Good question. The old school refrigerators were excellent. Don't believe the BS about them being energy hogs. They use less juice, and are very quiet. I know an elderly couple who received a Philco refrigerator in 1948 as a wedding present and they still use it, not as a main kitchen appliance, but for sodas and beer in the basement. They do need to be defrosted once in a while. A cow orker bought an "energy star" compliant electric clothes dryer, and boy was she pissed. Took like three hours to dry a full load. But it uses a third less electicity per hour, ha ha. Hang on to the old Whirlpool and Maytag stuff if you can. The big problem is people want to update for the latest appearance or fads. The latest dishwashers are just crap as near as I can tell. And the washers. And the stoves... Notice a trend here?
Posted by: Common Tater at April 30, 2017 01:22 AM (9razJ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
well, from what my sources tell me the problem with duct tape is mostly with hair, so on hairless areas, not so bad. then again I would never be a tapee.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 01:25 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 30, 2017 01:25 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 01:25 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 01:26 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 30, 2017 01:27 AM (TwwWO)
Please amigo, you make damn sure I get an actual, no BS, for real INVITATION to your festivities in my email.
For I plan to be there, sir. If you'll but send the invite and details.
Yes, I'll wear pants.
Your ceremony is not an official MoMeet, right?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 30, 2017 01:29 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 30, 2017 01:29 AM (IDhUW)
seems not to have occurred to him that having the front door to his house surrounded by WINDOWS is something of a weakness in his system.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 01:30 AM (cPsPa)
I woke up thinking it was 0530, but it's not even 2 yet...
Jim, I met a cool cat today wearing a t-shirt you'll love - let me d8g through my inbox & find your email addy...
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 30, 2017 01:35 AM (mB0As)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 01:38 AM (cPsPa)
MY OPINION:
https://youtu.be/nObNoQD1zQc?list=PLsxRx1qT4YSxJVznLKN5ptKBwEmdEtig2
https://youtu.be/zoo9Vu1a9bU
https://youtu.be/Z8cPWFUN-Yg
https://youtu.be/DUqMqBl9Qrs
https://youtu.be/wD6Pq0bSMPo
https://youtu.be/z8au4eCVPis
https://youtu.be/qGVzyby5kcU
https://youtu.be/fo5IvtbXi8E
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 01:41 AM (GsAUU)
But, no blow. I don't swing that way.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 30, 2017 01:41 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 01:42 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 01:46 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Arbalest at April 30, 2017 01:21 AM (FlRtG)
Uhhh, no. I don't have time for people who have hissy fits about me canceling on DIsneyland because my dog is at the vet & almost died.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2017 01:54 AM (fH+j4)
Millennial 1st world problems, huh?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 30, 2017 01:57 AM (smD62)
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 01:46 AM (GsAUU)
I did that already when I woke up 3 hours too early.
* might try to catch breakfast at The Egg in the morning - I have to be near there for quick job tomorrow.
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 30, 2017 01:58 AM (mB0As)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 01:17 AM (cPsPa)
It does, it does!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 30, 2017 02:02 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 30, 2017 01:58 AM (mB0As)
--Dedicated to you:
https://youtu.be/EEaV-WlJEow?list=RDEEaV-WlJEow
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 02:03 AM (GsAUU)
I should probably just call it a day and try to get another hour or two of shuteye.
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 30, 2017 02:08 AM (mB0As)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 02:09 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 02:09 AM (6gk0M)
Shoulda stayed asleep. Threads dead. You bastards!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2017 02:16 AM (fH+j4)
For military brass, removing the primer crimp is no big deal. Many of the brass prep tools (primer pocket uniformer, etc.) will do it - just a twist or two, and only one time, of course. I've got a multi-tool (forget the brand, big name) that comes with changeable tool ends on a light aluminum handle, doing military 30-06 brass has been easy.
This has been HXP (Greek surplus). "Stab" crimps (a few little dots around the pocket where brass was pressed to deform and hold the primer in). Ring-crimps might be a bit tougher, dunno.
That's rifle brass. For pistol, where you'll find crimps in some 9mm, it's even easier. Recycle. Semi-auto pistol brass is too plentiful/cheap to bother with removing crimps.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 30, 2017 02:17 AM (+wjl1)
https://youtu.be/ieKPgFgiPj8
https://youtu.be/bhPGseWzk4M
https://youtu.be/vmgE8mBtkmo
https://youtu.be/xK_YNXNBFd8
https://youtu.be/BTMTI-cZNZE
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 02:19 AM (GsAUU)
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2017 02:16 AM (fH+j4)
*poof* ...and then there was life!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 02:19 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 30, 2017 02:23 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 02:24 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 30, 2017 02:23 AM (tHwdc)
Well, Slap and I are here, so - yeah, I guses you're right.
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 30, 2017 02:26 AM (mB0As)
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 30, 2017 02:16 AM (fH+j4)
*poof* ...and then there was life!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 02:19 AM (6gk0M)
--No joke, there's probably no Top 40 song that can give me an instaboner faster than "Suddenly Last Summer"
Hey Wifey!!!
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 02:27 AM (GsAUU)
-Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 30, 2017 02:26 AM (mB0As)
First-Degree Boob, reporting for duty.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 02:27 AM (6gk0M)
kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty
so to speak. Hi.
Posted by: mindful webworker - chattering classe at April 30, 2017 02:27 AM (BoFYZ)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at April 30, 2017 01:42 AM (cPsPa)
Underground Hockey Game.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 02:28 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 30, 2017 02:26 AM (mB0As)
ROFL!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 30, 2017 02:31 AM (tHwdc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAsLDf-tYlg
Jane Wiedlin ain't bad to look at, neither!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 02:31 AM (6gk0M)
reminds me
Ever since, the other day, someone mentioned having done so, I've been haunted by the image of a kid frying a slice of baloney using a fork and a toaster.
"Haunted," as in, laughing at meme possibilities.
Like, I saw Toasted Baloney Kid open for...
Posted by: mindful webworker - click here and win! at April 30, 2017 02:32 AM (BoFYZ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - did it work? at April 30, 2017 02:33 AM (BoFYZ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAsLDf-tYlg
Jane Wiedlin ain't bad to look at, neither!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 02:31 AM (6gk0M)
--Dude, I so beat you to that!
(Although, granted, I linked the audio version without Jane in it.)
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 02:33 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 30, 2017 02:34 AM (smD62)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 02:35 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 02:35 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: mindful webworker - needs ketchup at April 30, 2017 02:35 AM (BoFYZ)
I do not have a corset, nor do I have stiletto heels.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 30, 2017 02:35 AM (tHwdc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwrYMWoqg5w
From back in ol' Slap's "Romantic Days". I was "Primitive Camper" through about 2000, so it reminds me of tents and the girls in them.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 02:37 AM (6gk0M)
I do not have a corset, nor do I have stiletto heels.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 30, 2017 02:35 AM (tHwdc)
Sorry to hear
Posted by: Emily Bronte at April 30, 2017 02:38 AM (GsAUU)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 30, 2017 02:35 AM (tHwdc)
Me neither. *shrugs*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 02:38 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 30, 2017 02:38 AM (vChNs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAsLDf-tYlg
Jane Wiedlin ain't bad to look at, neither!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 02:31 AM (6gk0M)
I missed this completely - one of many cultural markers - while I was living in Sweden.
It's kind of like a reeeeally long lost weekend - only it lasted for 9 years.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 30, 2017 02:39 AM (tHwdc)
* waves to logprof who may not see it *
* logprof -- the only one to ever review my website *
"Please don't take it personally, but your site kinda sucks."
Hey, at least he looked at it!
Posted by: mindful webworker - punches self in face by accident at April 30, 2017 02:40 AM (BoFYZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 30, 2017 02:41 AM (qazQh)
that's what the Intarwebz is for...
#Duh
https://www.fredericks.com/
if you need help shopping or making a final choice, call me.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 30, 2017 02:41 AM (ltRuz)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 30, 2017 02:34 AM (smD62)
Because she's wondering what you're up to.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 30, 2017 02:41 AM (tHwdc)
It's kind of like a reeeeally long lost weekend - only it lasted for 9 years.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 30, 2017 02:39 AM (tHwdc)
--Sweden?!?!?!?!
https://youtu.be/p98PjtSfNWo
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 02:41 AM (GsAUU)
That's a condition that can be easily corrected, though, right? Possibly consult with Sherry McEvil re shopping?
Posted by: mindful webworker - skirting the edge at April 30, 2017 02:43 AM (BoFYZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 02:43 AM (6gk0M)
I missed this completely - one of many cultural markers - while I was living in Sweden.
It's kind of like a reeeeally long lost weekend - only it lasted for 9 years.
----
needed moar dolphin rape
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 30, 2017 02:44 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's the thought that counts at April 30, 2017 02:44 AM (BoFYZ)
"Primitive Camper" through about 2000, so it reminds me of tents and the
girls in them.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 02:37 AM (6gk0M)
I have happy memories of tents. And Naked Camping.
(((nature)))
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 30, 2017 02:45 AM (tHwdc)
https://youtu.be/50wElcsgCxQ
This really belongs on the chess thread or an uppity art thread.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 30, 2017 02:45 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 30, 2017 02:46 AM (tHwdc)
*puts on Bike Shorts, Nikes and pops the collar on his Izod shirt*
*adds Ray-Bans*
*running start to slide across wooden floor*
*falls*
...it ain't the Eighties.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 02:46 AM (6gk0M)
"Please don't take it personally, but your site kinda sucks."
Hey, at least he looked at it!
Posted by: mindful webworker - punches self in face by accident at April 30, 2017 02:40 AM
--WHAT?!?!?! When did I say it sucks?!?!?!
I'll look again and (since I'm imbibing) attach an appropriately awesome pop song link. . . .
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 02:48 AM (GsAUU)
Quoz was the "whatever" of the 19th century.
http://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/quoz
When a man was asked a favour which he did not choose to grant, he marked his sense of the suitor's unparalleled presumption by exclaiming Quoz!
Posted by: mindful webworker - whuh evs at April 30, 2017 02:48 AM (BoFYZ)
Lol, that's indeed possible. But, I don't tell anything till there's something to tell. That's my code, and I'm sticking to it.
But, it's been like this for a while. For months, long before I was up to anything.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 30, 2017 02:48 AM (smD62)
Posted by: mindful webworker - skirting the edge at April 30, 2017 02:43 AM (BoFYZ)
I'm afraid not, Mindful. Max 2" on the heels. Happier barefoot when possible.
As for the corset - I guess I'm too much of a 70s chick. More relaxed, less into tortuous shaping.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 30, 2017 02:49 AM (tHwdc)
Instead got a middle aged dude who needed a ride to work 34 miles in 46 minutes to Daydreams Strip club. perhaps the most disappoint $35.09 I ever made.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 30, 2017 02:49 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 30, 2017 02:51 AM (vChNs)
October 17, 2012 12:20 AM:
Ha! Hiya, prof. I mentioned this to you later, ages ago. I think your reply was something to the effect that you didn't recall your "review," plus, alcohol might have been involved...
http://mindfulwebworks.com/offsite/
denouncing-myself-in-advance-for-this-one
Remove line-feed for link
Posted by: mindful webworker - whuh evs at April 30, 2017 02:53 AM (BoFYZ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 30, 2017 02:41 AM (ltRuz)
Heartless, it's nice to see you standing at the ready.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 30, 2017 02:53 AM (tHwdc)
She's smokin', especially by early '80s standards.
N.B. I don't have a bunk.
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 02:54 AM (GsAUU)
Me ferry you long time
http://www.engrish.com/2017/04/
me-ferry-you-long-time/
Remove linefeed to fix link
Posted by: mindful webworker - whuh evs at April 30, 2017 02:54 AM (BoFYZ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 30, 2017 02:46 AM (tHwdc)
It's only been a good 3 or 4 for me.
(When did I split up with my ex again?)
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 30, 2017 02:55 AM (mB0As)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQwfTPqn5kc
About BAMN being a violent cult. Near the end, they tell the story of a kid, (yes many of them are just 14-20), who tried to leave and they stole his ID.
They tried to turn him against anything else but their propaganda.
Bookmark it and watch it later. It is Sargon of Akkad.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 02:58 AM (6gk0M)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 30, 2017 02:53 AM (tHwdc)
Morons are the giving types. Anything for
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 02:59 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 30, 2017 03:00 AM (tHwdc)
Ooo. I'm working on getting my bare feet toughened up again for barefootz summer. Not so easy during monsoon season.
And as for more relaxed, ah,ahem, yes, I appreciate that. Milady has always been... relaxed.
Not that there's anything wrong with corsets and stiletto heels, of course, right?
Posted by: mindful webworker - only read it for the articles at April 30, 2017 03:00 AM (BoFYZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 03:01 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Stroker Ace at April 30, 2017 03:02 AM (bc2Lc)
-Posted by: mindful webworker - only read it for the articles at April 30, 2017 03:00 AM (BoFYZ)
You need hot, (not blazing), asphalt or cement. Walk around barefoot on that all day and you'll bake callouses onto the bottoms of your feet.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 03:04 AM (6gk0M)
Mentioned to Milady that is was PIAB day the other day (the kind of info only the AoSHQ can guarantee).
Danged if Milady didn't whomp up some from-scratch batter and wrap a couple links in tasty pastry, with a blueberry-chipotle dipping sauce. Yowza.
Being married to a master artisan has its benefits.
Of course, the recipe needs refinement, and I'm so happy to volunteer to help test the experiments.....
Posted by: mindful webworker - only read it for the articles at April 30, 2017 03:04 AM (BoFYZ)
Just ask Miley.
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 30, 2017 03:06 AM (mB0As)
Of course, the recipe needs refinement, and I'm so happy to volunteer to help test the experiments....."
-Posted by: mindful webworker - only read it for the articles at April 30, 2017 03:04 AM (BoFYZ)
*HAH!* No Doubt!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 03:07 AM (6gk0M)
Watched this one once, and then again with Milady. He doesn't get to the NAMBLA links, but a good report. Leftist-feminist-communist-cultism.
These people are the Enemy with a capital E.
Where's that quote about killing communists when we need it?
Posted by: mindful webworker - they were scum at April 30, 2017 03:07 AM (BoFYZ)
Just ask Miley."
-Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 30, 2017 03:06 AM (mB0As)
*okay*
Miley, what are his Bad Jokes?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 03:08 AM (6gk0M)
http://mindfulwebworks.com/offsite/
denouncing-myself-in-advance-for-this-one
Remove line-feed for link
Posted by: mindful webworker - whuh evs at April 30, 2017 02:53 AM (BoFYZ)
--LMAO, I have no recollection of posting that, especially since it was shortly after my Little Dude was born.
I'll own up to it, though, since I'm an arse.
To be blunt, though, that website of yours *is* very 1994.
[Ducks and covers]
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 03:08 AM (GsAUU)
Because he stands over his corn and peas.
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 30, 2017 03:09 AM (mB0As)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2017 03:10 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 30, 2017 03:10 AM (tHwdc)
Slapweasel: You need hot, (not blazing), asphalt or cement. Walk around barefoot on that all day and you'll bake callouses onto the bottoms of your feet.
That's the recipe. The driveway is asphalt, and a big circle. Walking it is part of my current health-restorative exercise program.
Posted by: mindful webworker - barefootin' at April 30, 2017 03:10 AM (BoFYZ)
-Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 03:08 AM (GsAUU)
Bullshit. There's no midi or dancing baby .gifs.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 03:11 AM (6gk0M)
-Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2017 03:10 AM (aMlLZ)
I liked it and some of the crappy sub-genres. Anything "progressive" gets a thumbs-down, reflexively.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 03:12 AM (6gk0M)
Kill a kommie for mommy!
Better dead than red!
Posted by: Slogans from the 80's at April 30, 2017 03:13 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 03:11 AM (6gk0M)
--Yeah, and I'm linking excellent '80s tunes, and I get boo.
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 03:13 AM (GsAUU)
He says "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 30, 2017 03:14 AM (mB0As)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 03:08 AM (6gk0M)
I can confirm it, but he'll have to tell them himself.
Someday I'll tell you my California penguin joke. It's from 1981.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 30, 2017 03:14 AM (tHwdc)
Yeah, I know.
I think the term you're looking for is "Geocities"
Posted by: mindful webworker - so last millennium! at April 30, 2017 03:14 AM (BoFYZ)
*sob*
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 30, 2017 03:10 AM (tHwdc)
I'd make 'em for you, even though I would have no idea what I was doing. I'm a cook, not a baker.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 03:16 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 30, 2017 03:16 AM (mB0As)
Posted by: mindful webworker - cunning linguist at April 30, 2017 03:17 AM (BoFYZ)
1 pack crescent rolls
Under $3
Roll out the dough then roll a dog around the dough then cut.
Roll em all then pop into the oven for 10 miutes at 300 degrees.
Enjoy!
Posted by: Ummmm.....piggehs inaBlanket at April 30, 2017 03:17 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 30, 2017 03:17 AM (tHwdc)
He says "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw.""
-Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 30, 2017 03:14 AM (mB0As)
*guffaw*
Champion, the Three-Legged Dog:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZasP77J0yhE
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 03:19 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 03:20 AM (6gk0M)
They really raised Cain.
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 30, 2017 03:21 AM (mB0As)
I'm buried in Excel and R and eviews and beginning to regret my life choices. I should have stuck with the stripping.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 30, 2017 03:21 AM (Tnhbr)
I'm buried in Excel and R and eviews and beginning to regret my life choices. I should have stuck with the stripping."
-Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 30, 2017 03:21 AM (Tnhbr)
Me, too. My milkshake brought the boys to the yard.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 03:23 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel
*sigh*
http://mindfulwebworks.com/best-of-spirits/always-up-03.midi
Posted by: mindful webworker - has left the building... in better shape than he found it... at April 30, 2017 03:25 AM (BoFYZ)
If you ever tell that joke again, someone will find you and make you pay for it.
In the pantheon of joke-telling, that is one of the worst abominations to humor that has ever besmirched the craft.
In fact, should that stick in my head, I'll personally burn your house down with a single match out of sheer determination to Make It Stop.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 03:29 AM (6gk0M)
Yeah, I know.
I think the term you're looking for is "Geocities"
Posted by: mindful webworker - so last millennium! at April 30, 2017 03:14 AM (BoFYZ)
--Glad you said it before I did.
And another great post-1980 pop song (albeit a cover): https://youtu.be/f9un119lq4c
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 03:31 AM (GsAUU)
http://mindfulwebworks.com/best-of-spirits/always-up-03.midi
-Posted by: mindful webworker - has left the building... in better shape than he found it... at April 30, 2017 03:25 AM (BoFYZ)
Dear Lord, Man! I repeat what I said above, with a mild tweak toward that wretched noise!
You guys are lucky that I need to move this keyboard to roll cigarettes.
*shakes fist vigorously*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 03:33 AM (6gk0M)
The librarian says "ma'am, this is a libray."
So the blonde leans in closely and whispers "I'll have a cheeseburger, fries, & a coke."
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 30, 2017 03:36 AM (mB0As)
Champion, the Three-Legged Dog:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZasP77J0yhE
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 03:19 AM (6gk0M)
--Heh, I knew it would be P 'n' R.
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 03:36 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 30, 2017 03:38 AM (mB0As)
"We regret, should any of our products be used inappropriately, the fallout that ensues therein."
"It is not out responsibility to install Humor Checks within your Cerebellum. Therefore, we take no responsibility for damage to your home, auto, dog or genitalia."
Thank you for listening...
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 03:38 AM (6gk0M)
-Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 03:36 AM (GsAUU)
I'm a sucker for that show!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 03:39 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 03:41 AM (6gk0M)
-Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 03:36 AM (GsAUU)
I'm a sucker for that show!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 03:39 AM (6gk0M)
--Rob Lowe was awesome in it, but I could do without Patton Oswalt.
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 03:42 AM (GsAUU)
The "Three-Posts-In-A-Row" rule applies, so I've got to take my leave.
Be well, you brutally beautiful people.
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 03:43 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 03:43 AM (GsAUU)
"--Rob Lowe was awesome in it, but I could do without Patton Oswalt."
-Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 03:42 AM (GsAUU)
Oswalt is a douche, but he played his character very well. I didn't mind not politicizing that.
Later, gator!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 30, 2017 03:45 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 30, 2017 03:50 AM (ltRuz)
The biggest hot by Waxing Poetics: "Baby Jane", a lovely bluesy tune:
https://youtu.be/aPp4A_Kr1ls
and the rest of the album:
https://youtu.be/tCzLRHWfWBI
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 03:50 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 30, 2017 03:57 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2017 04:09 AM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2017 04:36 AM (tr2D7)
Is this thing on?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2017 04:36 AM (tr2D7)
--Present.
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 04:39 AM (GsAUU)
Wow! 70s-mid-80s Guiding Light reference! This place has EVERYthing.
Posted by: Shopgirl at April 30, 2017 04:55 AM (KQU0W)
Wow! 70s-mid-80s Guiding Light reference! This place has EVERYthing.
Posted by: Shopgirl at April 30, 2017 04:55 AM (KQU0W)
--Ugh. If that's the best we can manage this hour . . .
Posted by: logprof at April 30, 2017 05:11 AM (GsAUU)
Um, wait a minute - (consulting AoS style guide and rules).
Nope! Shouldn't matter!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 30, 2017 05:18 AM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Eromero at April 30, 2017 05:40 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: m at April 30, 2017 05:57 AM (Gqgs8)
Secretly, I hope it never happens and I must endure the heat, the smell of hippies and sleeping in a hot tent at Bonnaroo. But I do think suffering from normal life in real time is important.
Posted by: Joe Mack at May 02, 2017 07:53 PM (Pby3z)
Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0695 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0239 seconds, 603 records returned.
Page size 283 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)