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On the day of US President Donald Trump's inauguration, two poorly understood forces of the internet collided in a sort of bizarre death lock - a struggle that has manifested in the real world as Nazi-costumed dances in New York, a meticulously planned theft in rural Tennessee and last month, a raid on a British rooftop.
These forces are called 4chan and Shia LaBeouf.
Quote of the Day
The future, as best I understand it, is basically Philip K. Dick by way of Pornhub.
-- Sonny Bunch commenting on dildo cameras being hijacked by online hackers
Quote of the Day
It probably won't shock anyone here to know that steps were made in the last half decade that will, in the end, destroy our nuclear deterrent by simple neglect.
Not unlike deciding to put a cat on a vegan diet - it doesn't kill it right away and it looks like you are feeding it - but it is a death sentence.
-- CDR Salamander
Quote of the Day
-- Aaron MacLean on what the whole Jim Webb-Annapolis debacle has taught current midshipmen
- Do not take a bold stand, especially in public. It does not matter if your argument is made honestly and in good faith, or if you are an expert on the matter of policy under discussion.
- Keep a keen sense of which way the political wind is blowing. Don't fight it - drift with it.
- No matter the number of your accomplishments or their objective prestige, you will be humiliated for once having promoted a Wrong Opinion.
- The more effectively and memorably you promoted the Wrong Opinion, the greater your punishment will be.
Finally, our Home Secretary and local dimbulb MP, Amber Rudd, made some off-the-cuff remark on the day after the attack to the effect that Londoners going about their business proved that the terrorists will never win. Standard post-attack fare, right? Only, I have just now worked out what our leaders mean when they say that. They mean, "we don't have to do anything, we don't have to change anything, we don't have to react in any way to what just happened; we'll go on just exactly as before and that will show those old terrorists we're not scared."
But we are scared, fam. If you have a brain in your head, you're scared. And they goddamn good and well better do something about it.
-- Sweasel on the recent sudden jihad syndrome knife attack in Westminster
Quote of the Day
I'm not sure if the guns are supposed to mimic something graphically here, but I like that there are a lot of them. How long has "guns and '70s clothes" been sure-fire movie formula, anyway? At least since Pulp Fiction. Probably since the '70s. Except in the '70s they were just called "movies."
...I wasn't into Sons of Anarchy so all I really know abut him [Charlie Hunnam] is that he has a confusing accent. It feels like every few years Hollywood tries to turn a good-looking guy into a charismatic guy. Meanwhile, if the example of Chris Pratt teaches us anything, it's that it's easier to turn a charismatic guy into a good-looking guy than vice versa. Then again, it worked with Channing Tatum so who knows?
-- Vince Mancini in This Week in Movie Posters
Quote of the Day - Welcome to 2017 Edition
If you recently Googled the phrase "Taylor Swift virtual reality sex" (or some variation thereof), you may have come across reporting on a "scandal" that embodies just about everything that is wrong with our culture.
Quote of the Day
Well. "Multicultural" means all the cultures but one.
-- Glenn Reynolds on the Mother Expelled From 'Multicultural Playgroup' Because She's White story
Quote of the Day
Canada's contribution was out of all proportion to the scanty population of the country at the time, and deserves to be memorialized. To put things in perspective, on D-Day the US covered two beaches, the UK two, and Canada one. By war's end, there were whole divisions of Canadians in Northern Europe (and another in Italy), never mind the Canadians at sea or in the RCAF or RAF (there were even some Canadians who fought in the US forces. There always are). At the outbreak of the war in 1939, though, the Canadian population was just under 11.3 million, less than 10% of the American, and less than 25% of the British. Canada's GDP imbalance with its allies was even stronger.
-- WeaponsMan on the disproportionate contribution of Canada to the WWII war effort
No Good Deed Ever Goes Unpunished By the SJWs
As KitchenAid found out to their dismay while trying to support women with breast cancer.
Girly Men With Girly Men Hands
A new study in press at the Journal of Hand Therapy (yes, a real thing) finds that millennial men may have significantly weaker hands and arms than men the same age did 30 years ago.
Researchers measured the grip strength (how strongly you can squeeze something) and pinch strength (how strongly you can pinch something between two fingers) of 237 healthy full-time students aged 20 to 34 at universities in North Carolina. And especially among males, the reduction in strength compared to 30 years ago was striking.
...But today, older millennial men and women are roughly equal when it comes to grip strength.
Former Gitmo Prisoner (and recipient of a $1M Settlement) Dies Fighting For ISIS
He went out doing what he loved: jihading.
Welcome to 2017: Astronauts To Install A Parking Space Just For SpaceX and Boeing at the ISS
Zombies: The Early Years
"A new scientific study of medieval human bones, excavated from a deserted English village, suggests the corpses they came from were burnt and mutilated. Researchers from the University of Southampton and Historic England believe this was carried out by villagers who believed that it would stop the corpses rising from their graves and menacing the living."
I can foresee a whole series of books inspired by this little tidbit.
Arnold Kling on Peoples' Interests Becoming Narrower, Deeper, and Older
Fifty years ago, I believe that there were more social bridge players than tournament players. Today, it is closer to the reverse.
When I tried to get back into tournament bridge a few years ago, I found that the "barrier to entry" had gotten much higher. Players expect you to know a plethora of new tactics, which in bridge are known as "conventions."
The other point to notice was that the median age of players at the tournament seemed to be about 70. Not many young people are willing to get past the barrier to entry.
...As another example, consider people with an interest in baseball. Fifty years ago, many casual fans knew the batting averages and home run totals of well-known players. Today, there are fewer fans with that knowledge. Instead, there is a relatively small group of fans whose knowledge includes arcane statistics that did not exist when I was growing up.
Also, I think that interest in baseball skews older, in spite of marketing efforts aimed at the young. My sense is that in the ballpark it is mostly people over age 50 who are paying close attention to the action on the field. The younger people are on their cell phones and/or watching the JumboTron.
I believe that religion is becoming narrower, deeper, and older. A smaller fraction of the population is affiliated with a place of worship, but there may be an uptick among those deeply committed, such as Orthodox Jews. Otherwise, many congregations are thinning out as their populations age and die off.
Well It Was the 70s: The Gong Show Popsicle Twins
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Beartooth at April 14, 2017 10:04 PM (LrEX5)
Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at April 14, 2017 10:04 PM (GWVcB)
Posted by: Stumbo at April 14, 2017 10:04 PM (yPsNs)
Posted by: Yikes! at April 14, 2017 10:04 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 14, 2017 10:04 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 14, 2017 10:05 PM (LrEX5)
It's been forty years. Even measured by today's snowflake standard, where was Webb wrong?
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 14, 2017 10:05 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2017 10:05 PM (8iiMU)
The "Sharknado" movies, which involve sharks being airborne and transported inland by adverse whether events, have been seen as ridiculous with no bearing on reality. This is similar to the 1978 movie "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes".
http://politicalhat.com/?p=13261
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 14, 2017 10:05 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Jim at April 14, 2017 10:06 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 14, 2017 10:06 PM (LrEX5)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2017 10:06 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2017 10:09 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2017 10:09 PM (9H4KE)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 10:09 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:09 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at April 14, 2017 10:10 PM (ZGg3+)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 10:10 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 10:09 PM (tHwdc)
..............
How old are you? Looks to me like you may have found the "happiest age"
Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2017 10:10 PM (9H4KE)
I thought that was the point. He *wasn't* wrong, but his correctness was still WrongThink and the lesson learned in Navy circles was to just keep their mouths shut *even if saying something would be beneficial in the long run*.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 14, 2017 10:11 PM (sEDyY)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 14, 2017 10:11 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:11 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 14, 2017 10:11 PM (kP16F)
It's good to know that one can now "root" a dildo. The Internet of Things.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 10:12 PM (aKqWT)
--All that, plus the Stanley Cup.
It's almost unfair.
Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 10:12 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:13 PM (Uxokn)
Correction: these farcesare called 4chan and the ridiculously named Shia LaBeouf.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2017 10:13 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 14, 2017 10:14 PM (+09s3)
Webb was rationally right, but politically wrong, both are unforgivable SJW sins, for which you can never do sufficient penance!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 14, 2017 10:14 PM (gwPgz)
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Testosterone levels dropping. A generation without chests.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2017 10:15 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:15 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2017 10:09 PM (9H4KE)
Most folks do consider 69 a very happy time in life. No matter what their age.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 14, 2017 10:16 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 14, 2017 10:16 PM (LrEX5)
--All that, plus the Stanley Cup.
It's almost unfair.
Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 10:12 PM (GsAUU)
..................
Don't forget us!!
Posted by: Nickleback at April 14, 2017 10:17 PM (9H4KE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 10:17 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:15 PM (Uxokn)
--In fiction, it makes them more interesting and relatable.
In real life, it confirms that they are narcissistic, sociopathic megalomaniacs.
Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 10:17 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:15 PM (Uxokn)<<<
It's what they do.
Posted by: Geico at April 14, 2017 10:17 PM (tRVhE)
What did you and John McCain do?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 10:17 PM (voOPb)
My money is on "eloping."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2017 10:18 PM (SRKgf)
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To think, this is only the beginning of the Internet of Thingies. Where the hell will things be in 20 ýears?
Posted by: mpthompson at April 14, 2017 10:18 PM (ymF9L)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:18 PM (Uxokn)
Today's Neutral Evenhanded Fair-Minded 100% Unbiased Headlines:
Easter Bunny to Make Unlogged Visit to White House
Let's stop calling North Korea 'crazy' and understand their motives
Evidence Is Building That the Trump Campaign Colluded With Russia
Trump is now destroying a healthy health-care system
Alt-Right Ringleader Mike Cernovich Threatens to Drop 'Motherlode' If Steve Bannon Is Ousted
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 14, 2017 10:18 PM (6sBpp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2017 10:15 PM (ZO497)
I don't know. I saw a kid at the tux shop today with moobs.
Posted by: Infidel at April 14, 2017 10:18 PM (uKRys)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 14, 2017 10:16 PM (LrEX5)
SO, they were riding small in the saddle?
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 14, 2017 10:18 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Molly k.
Ha! Anything past the actuarial tables is just gravy!
White male, heavy drinker, heart disease, CHD, Cancer, age 62 and still kicking....
Posted by: Older Fart at April 14, 2017 10:18 PM (uyrlv)
For me, THIS is the onset of Spring. I man to use it a good deal more than last year, too man other things interfered
Posted by: irongrampa at April 14, 2017 10:19 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: ibguy at April 14, 2017 10:19 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 10:19 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 10:20 PM (aKqWT)
("Literally!" --Joe Biden)
Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 10:20 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2017 10:10 PM (9H4KE)
Molly, I'm crawling around in the desert looking for my Oasis.
"I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now..."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 10:21 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:21 PM (Uxokn)
.............
Being a simpleton I am about to look up the USDA Plant Hardiness Zone Map but something tells me I may be on the wrong path.............
Posted by: Nickleback at April 14, 2017 10:21 PM (9H4KE)
Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 10:21 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:22 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: Infidel at April 14, 2017 10:18 PM (uKRys)
I was on vacation at a pool in AZ when I was appreciating a young lady jiggling by topless ... until I realized that "she" was a "he."
I get queasy even thinking about it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2017 10:22 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 14, 2017 10:22 PM (+09s3)
Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2017 10:22 PM (9H4KE)
*rams door*
*shoots dog*
*flashbangs baby brother*
*taze mom*
*knock out dad*
*grab kid*
Don't worry, you're safe now. You're going to foster care and won't ever be let outside again!
Posted by: CPS SWAT Team at April 14, 2017 10:23 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:24 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at April 14, 2017 10:24 PM (ZGg3+)
Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should actually go and do that something!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 14, 2017 10:24 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2017 10:24 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Older Fart at April 14, 2017 10:18 PM (uyrlv)
..............
Bravo!! Only 7 more years and you won't be able to wipe the smile off your face!
Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2017 10:24 PM (9H4KE)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:25 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: ibguy at April 14, 2017 10:19 PM (vUcdz)
It wasn't me
Guest blogger wrote, I posted
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 10:25 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 14, 2017 10:26 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: "Caitlyn" Jenner at April 14, 2017 10:26 PM (+09s3)
Posted by: Infidel at April 14, 2017 10:18 PM (uKRys)
Don't worry. The lefties will solve that by limiting the size of coca colas you are allowed to buy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:26 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 14, 2017 10:26 PM (6Ll1u)
I get queasy even thinking about it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2017 10:22 PM (SRKgf)
..............
The Bro man, the Bro!
Posted by: Frank Costanza at April 14, 2017 10:27 PM (9H4KE)
"Congratulations, you've sneaked into Mexico!" is so hilarious. Too bad I missed that line.
Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 10:27 PM (GsAUU)
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I'm afraid to watch it.
They will screw it up. I just know it.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:28 PM (Uxokn)
Which is contrary to their legalized pot system
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 10:28 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 14, 2017 10:28 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: lindarose at April 14, 2017 10:28 PM (JNDQi)
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Down twinkles.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 14, 2017 10:29 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: shibumi at April 14, 2017 10:29 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 14, 2017 10:29 PM (LrEX5)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:29 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 14, 2017 10:29 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2017 10:29 PM (8HGb7)
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Honestly, I have a hard time getting outraged that the leftist crap that Jim Webb helped cultivate... in the larger society but most especially in the navy... came back to bite him in the ass.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 14, 2017 10:29 PM (FTXAT)
Told again this weekend, who could possibly be the new Charleston
Heston? Mel Gibson?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 14, 2017 10:26 PM (6Ll1u)<<<
From my cold, dead hands!... but first you will blow me.
Posted by: Mel Gibson Heston at April 14, 2017 10:29 PM (tRVhE)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at April 14, 2017 10:30 PM (9H4KE)
Posted by: Mortimer
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Someone's day has taken a turn for the worse.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2017 10:30 PM (ZO497)
I get queasy even thinking about it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
I understand your pain. I was once at a sauna at a health club. The woman sitting across from me had quite a bit of chest hair in her cleavage. I mean dark, chest hair like a man. It was the only thing masculine about her. No large shoulders or adam's apple. It was really hard not to stare.
If she had some hormone or medication issue, you would have thought that she would have used Nair or something.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:31 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2017 10:31 PM (9H4KE)
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And it worked. Meanwhile, in 21st century America, Hillary abides her time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 14, 2017 10:31 PM (Nwg0u)
God damn it. How the hell can they be that freaking stupid? How the hell did they get elected in the first place in OIL AND GAS COUNTRY? How does ANYONE vote for the Democratic party these days? They spend the ENTIRETY of their time plotting AGAINST the very people who stupidly put them in office.
Posted by: Crusader at April 14, 2017 10:32 PM (OXPMi)
Posted by: JROD at April 14, 2017 10:32 PM (QSdIk)
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If you are seriously wondering (and interested), "to root" is l33t hacker talk for "hack into and take full control of". "Root" comes from the Unix world, where root is the name of the superuser, UserID 0, which has complete control over the system.
Linux, which is an open source/free version of said Unix is in everything now, including smart dildos, now apparently.
And thus the l33t hackers hack into the dildo, gain root access, and thus own the dildo.
Apparently there is a demand for such smart dildos and got knows what else, butt plugs I guess.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 10:32 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 14, 2017 10:33 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 14, 2017 10:28 PM (R+30W)
Must be a Black Muslim, judging from the name.
Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2017 10:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2017 10:33 PM (8HGb7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 10:33 PM (voOPb)
Thanks for the space to ask.
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at April 14, 2017 10:33 PM (Ojki1)
Good read. AOP sent me a copy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2017 10:33 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:34 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 10:34 PM (aKqWT)
John Wick 2 made me smile when he killed more bad guys on principle, and promised to kill any more murdering puppy killers that try to kill him!
I like beagle puppies. Bad guys that murder puppies must die!
Posted by: Older Fart at April 14, 2017 10:34 PM (uyrlv)
Posted by: JROD at April 14, 2017 10:32 PM (QSdIk)
The route out of SF to the Bay Bridge used to run right past a South of Market bar called the "Ramrodder."
Subtle, but effective.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2017 10:35 PM (SRKgf)
Because once I did some Greek cooking in the kitchen of one of the owners of the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. The maid cleaned up after us. A different experience for me.
Anyway, her hubby was really into Contract Bridge. Didn't gamble at the casino.
Posted by: KTbarthedoor at April 14, 2017 10:35 PM (qahv/)
I'm tempted to put a flag pole in my yard...just so I can fly a US flag TWICE AS HIGH as normal once that evil bitch passes.
Posted by: Crusader at April 14, 2017 10:35 PM (OXPMi)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
When Meryl Streep was giving her lefty douchebag speech, in that annoying voice of hers, there was a photo of Mel Gibson and Vince Vaughn giving her the stinkeye. I mean they were just glaring.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
Thanks for the space to ask.
Posted by: Bete
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You got 'em. But, hang tough, life often takes unpredictable turns for the better.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2017 10:35 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 14, 2017 10:33 PM (xPl2J)
Make a statement: crush the bones in their hands.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2017 10:36 PM (SRKgf)
On an episode earlier today, a girl got engaged at 15. OMG. Plus... the people on this show make the Kardashians look like Stoics.
Is the purpose of this to make us dislike gypsies? Becuase it's kind of doing that to me. All of them seem to be emotional basket cases, no matter what the age.
Or are we trying to show how it's great to get married before 18? To be honest, most girls are 1-19, so paving the way for pedophilia/Islam.
Do not let your son/daughter fall in love with a gypsy.
/that is all.
Posted by: shibumi at April 14, 2017 10:36 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:37 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: KT at April 14, 2017 10:38 PM (qahv/)
Posted by: Emmie at April 14, 2017 10:38 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: lindarose at April 14, 2017 10:38 PM (JNDQi)
You hang in there. You WILL come thru this. I've survived things I wasn't sure how I was going to survive. But God finds a way, whether you believe in Him or not--that's just how He rolls.
Posted by: Crusader at April 14, 2017 10:38 PM (OXPMi)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 14, 2017 10:39 PM (SI21n)
Which is contrary to their legalized pot system
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Years ago I offered a soda to a guy and he said, "I don't drink chemicals," in a patronizing tone. I know for a fact that this guy used drugs a lot. And not just weed. He did cocaine, and had done LSD. Unfortunately I was nicer then and didn't tell him what fraud he was.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:39 PM (+lVUW)
In many areas, they seem to be shooting for "roughly equal to women".
Posted by: t-bird at April 14, 2017 10:40 PM (ZIFyZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:39 PM
He was probably tripping.
Posted by: otho at April 14, 2017 10:41 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 14, 2017 10:41 PM (br2jI)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:39 PM (+lVUW)
I had a Berkeley shithead tell me he didn't get his dog vaccinated for rabies because he "didn't want a chemical dog."
Meanwhile, he did every drug he could get his hands on ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2017 10:41 PM (SRKgf)
Duplicate bridge. Same hands are given to all tables in the room and your score is based upon your performance relative to average outcomes.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2017 10:42 PM (3Vlkn)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 14, 2017 10:42 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: lindarose at April 14, 2017 10:38 PM (JNDQi)
--Richard Dawson especially had great moments.
And the borderline porno theme music was a riot.
Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 10:42 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Molly k.
No, I'll make it past 84 just to piss the actuarial table makers off.
Posted by: Older Fart at April 14, 2017 10:42 PM (SEFXb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 14, 2017 10:42 PM (JZdsf)
chemicals," in a patronizing tone. I know for a fact that this guy used
drugs a lot. And not just weed. He did cocaine, and had done LSD.
I had a similar experience. I once listened to a vegan pontificate about the health benefits of her vegan diet....as she chain-smoked.
Posted by: Crusader at April 14, 2017 10:43 PM (OXPMi)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 10:43 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: lindarose at April 14, 2017 10:43 PM (JNDQi)
chemicals," in a patronizing tone. I know for a fact that this guy used
drugs a lot. And not just weed. He did cocaine, and had done LSD.
Unfortunately I was nicer then and didn't tell him what fraud he was.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:39 PM<<<
Probably just drinks water, right?
Good thing that's not a chemical.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 14, 2017 10:43 PM (tRVhE)
Personal experience here.
Take a week. Clear your head. Update resume. Decide on your next move. Buy a suit or nice jacket if you don't have one.
Join every professional organization you can. Network with people face to face. Put a profile on LinkedIn but it is for reference only.
Work out. Stay in shape. Acheive fitness goals. Do not stop. Endorphins are your friend.
Go to every convention and trade show in your business. Dress nice. Go to the vendor booths. Have copy of resume on hand. You will get hired.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:44 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2017 10:24 PM (EZebt)
My first husband had great hands and forearms. His best feature.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 10:44 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Jean at April 14, 2017 10:45 PM (zZb/S)
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I used to work at a tv station in a technical position. Pretty sure the "fact checkers" were the "bimbo reporters" "reading" the story.
And fact checking meant "don't say anything that could get us sued."
There are a lot fewer people back there than you imagine, in fact, pretty sure that locally, dedicated fact checkers are non-existent.
Posted by: shibumi at April 14, 2017 10:45 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 10:43 PM (aKqWT)
--Yes. It looked so funny because he was quite tall but held a tiny, slender mic.
Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 10:45 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:46 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2017 10:24 PM (EZebt)
Same here!
Literally!
Posted by: DJT at April 14, 2017 10:46 PM (GsAUU)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ldhm6jd
This isn't the first time PuffHo has peddled this kind of rot...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 14, 2017 10:46 PM (kP16F)
Sorry, will pray.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:47 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 10:44 PM (tHwdc)<<<
Ah guh guh guh. Don'tsk embarrask me like that.
Posted by: Popeye, the first Mr. Miley at April 14, 2017 10:47 PM (tRVhE)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 14, 2017 10:48 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 10:48 PM (GsAUU)
No death, no destruction, just a reordering of minds.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 14, 2017 10:48 PM (SI21n)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 14, 2017 10:49 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 10:32 PM (aKqWT)
"Smart butt plugs" - I understand the words but not...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 10:49 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 14, 2017 10:33 PM (xPl2J)
They didn't spend their childhood splitting firewood and clearing brush with a machete.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2017 10:49 PM (ii4h0)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:49 PM (Uxokn)
B. Got a little dusty in here watching video of Henry Aaron at the ceremony opening the Braves new ballpark.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 14, 2017 10:49 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2017 10:49 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
Beagles don't listen to anybody. But they are adorable, they know it, and they demand appreciation!
Have you been trained yet in the rules of mutual beagle adoration?
Posted by: Older Fart at April 14, 2017 10:49 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Popeye, the first Mr. Miley at April 14, 2017 10:47 PM (tRVhE)
I'l embarrass you all I want, you little pip squeak.
Posted by: Bluto at April 14, 2017 10:49 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: lindarose at April 14, 2017 10:38 PM (JNDQi)
I saw a video of Elvis recently and he was kissing all the female audience members on the lips. I though, he wouldn't be able to do that today.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l9MoPyWxXuQ
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 14, 2017 10:50 PM (u8Ywb)
That kid who didn't wear a helmet? In a few years, as a rocker, he tried to jump from the stage for crowd surfing, but no one caught him and he would have probably died from the concussion, but... yes, he was wearing a helmet.
Goooood
Posted by: mindful webworker - absurdly at April 14, 2017 10:50 PM (hGZJP)
I'm tempted to put a flag pole in my yard...just so I can fly a US flag TWICE AS HIGH as normal once that evil bitch passes.
Posted by: Crusader
The best thing about this business with Hillary, is that you just know that there are democrats who want her to just GO AWAY! But they can't say anything because they'd be accused of sexism. Heh.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:50 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: eleven at April 14, 2017 10:50 PM (qUNWi)
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Oh boy, this is gonna be great!
Posted by: Flounder at April 14, 2017 10:51 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: JoeF.
It would be fine as long as it was a couple of gay dudes.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 14, 2017 10:51 PM (pY+s4)
D. Were we really having trouble accessing porn thereby necessitating hacking of it?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 14, 2017 10:51 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:51 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at April 14, 2017 10:51 PM (z0vA6)
...
That guy was great.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at April 14, 2017 10:51 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: JROD at April 14, 2017 10:32 PM (QSdIk)
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I don't drink but once a year, so you don't have to persuade me, but I'll ask anyway. How come?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2017 10:51 PM (EZebt)
would be welcome as I found out today I'm being downsized either almost
immediately with a month of pay or at the end of June and I'm kind of on
the verge of losing it right now.
Thanks for the space to ask.
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at April 14, 2017 10:33 PM (Ojki1)
Special prayers for the downsized, Bete, and you're among friends here. Many under and unemployed deplorables among us.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 10:51 PM (tHwdc)
A man took his wife out shoe-shopping. As she sat down and the salesman slipped on her first shoe, he caught an up-skirt glimmer of her hoo-ha. "Mmmm, I would like to eat that full of ice cream." the salesman cooed to himself.
The woman was embarrassed, grabbed her purse and burst out of the store, trailing her husband behind. "Why didn't you do something!" She screamed to her husband. "I'm not messing with ANY man that can eat that much ice cream." Her husband replied.
Have a great weekend! Ice cream and pie for the horde.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at April 14, 2017 10:52 PM (n8Jnc)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/mk9flwo
BTW, if the war would have carried on into 1919, Lloyd George was going to have made Currie the British C-in-C with Monash as his Chief-of-Staff.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2017 10:53 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 14, 2017 10:53 PM (u8Ywb)
They could probably pull a tractor with those X-Box thumbs, though!
Posted by: t-bird at April 14, 2017 10:53 PM (8zL5i)
Of course not -- he's DEAD!!
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 14, 2017 10:53 PM (SSOBJ)
Posted by: Ripley at April 14, 2017 10:53 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2017 10:33 PM (sdi6R)
Heh....
It has to be CDR M having fun with the Moron Horde....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2017 10:53 PM (rF0hx)
If so, then I'd say the cobs are safe.
For now.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2017 10:53 PM (3Vlkn)
-
August 18, 1918. Ludendorff called it the black day of the German army.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 14, 2017 10:54 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 10:43 PM (aKqWT)
I remember Gene Rayburn hosting the Match Game in the 60s. The 70s version was a revival.
Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2017 10:54 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 14, 2017 10:54 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 10:44 PM (tHwdc)
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It's one of those things I don't think many men know that women appreciate about men. Like eyebrows, right?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2017 10:54 PM (EZebt)
Who is Blogger X?
Any really old-timers remember a "Blogger X?"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2017 10:54 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: eleven at April 14, 2017 10:54 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:55 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: keena at April 14, 2017 10:55 PM (RiTnx)
Meanwhile, he did every drug he could get his hands on ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Gwyneth Paltrow probably had him convinced that his dog would become autistic. I hope for that guy's dog's sake that the poor creature doesn't get distemper, heart worms, or any other painful ailment that's preventable.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:55 PM (+lVUW)
Take a week. Clear your head. Update resume. Decide on your next move. Buy a suit or nice jacket if you don't have one.
Join every professional organization you can. Network with people face to face. Put a profile on LinkedIn but it is for reference only.
Work out. Stay in shape. Acheive fitness goals. Do not stop. Endorphins are your friend.
Go to every convention and trade show in your business. Dress nice. Go to the vendor booths. Have copy of resume on hand. You will get hired.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!
As above, and I'll add:
If someone in your field isn't hiring, offer to work as a 1099 if something pops up. If could get you in the door. This might suck, but make the same offer to your current employer.
Volunteer somewhere. Just a few hours a week. Stay out of your house!
Make sure you understand the Cobra health benefits and hit the dentist and doctors right now, ask for 180 day prescriptions if possible.
Posted by: Jean at April 14, 2017 10:56 PM (zZb/S)
Posted by: lindarose at April 14, 2017 10:56 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 10:12 PM
Good to know I'm not the only one who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves.
Posted by: Koala Dundee at April 14, 2017 10:56 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 14, 2017 10:56 PM (SSOBJ)
Posted by: keena at April 14, 2017 10:56 PM (RiTnx)
Who is Blogger X?
Any really old-timers remember a "Blogger X?"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2017 10:54 PM (rF0hx)
++++
Why don't you just hop on the secret cob channel and ask MisHum?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 14, 2017 10:56 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Koala Dundee at April 14, 2017 10:56 PM (DMUuz)
Elvis is not dead, you heretic. He's living on Enceldaus with JFK and Keith Richards.
Yes, I know what I wrote there.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 14, 2017 10:56 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:24 PM (+lVUW)
Even by leftard standards, he's nuttier than squirrel shit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2017 10:57 PM (0deF2)
::eeesh::
--------
I made a male chauvinist pig of myself at Farrell's
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 14, 2017 10:57 PM (JZdsf)
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
This is the invasion the Germans didn't do. And you're not fighting them on the seas, on the beaches, or in the cities and towns.
Wake up.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 14, 2017 10:57 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 10:48 PM (GsAUU)
And I'm planning to get utterly shitfaced! The cosmos is in balance.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 10:58 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Weirdly, a neighbor last week hauled out a Hillary/Kaine sign and planted it in his front yard.
As an aside, this neighbor is referred to as 'Norman Bates' by the rest of the neighbors. He was also busted for having 30 dogs living inside his house.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2017 10:58 PM (ZO497)
Maybe it's just me, but I'd be a little worried if a restaurant offered nine soups of the day on the same day, y'know?
*taps his nose*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2017 10:58 PM (3Vlkn)
Posted by: JROD at April 14, 2017 10:32 PM (QSdIk)
I got tossed out of a bar on San Pablo in...oh...1996 or 1997.
Somebody threw a lit cigarette in my face.
And I got tossed.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2017 10:59 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:59 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 14, 2017 11:00 PM (SI21n)
Somebody threw a lit cigarette in my face.
And I got tossed.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2017 10:59 PM (rF0hx)
Free cigarette, though.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2017 11:00 PM (8nWyX)
No death, no destruction, just a reordering of minds.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
BZ!! The French liked it
Posted by: Jean at April 14, 2017 11:00 PM (zZb/S)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 11:01 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: eleven at April 14, 2017 11:01 PM (qUNWi)
Don't know that I'll make the cut with the Big Guy upstairs but I've thanked him for all you'vyou've done without ever knowing just by being you.
Might have left a few threads out of that thanks though that may not be on His fav list. Then again, He made the platypus so clearly He has a sense of humor.
Posted by: Bete the deplorable at April 14, 2017 11:02 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
Warning, if you let her out at 1:30 in the morning she may spot a bunny and wake the whole neighborhood with loud, high pitched baying.
Don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 11:02 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 14, 2017 11:02 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2017 10:54 PM (EZebt)
You mean, the ability to lick one's own?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 11:02 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 11:02 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: eleven at April 14, 2017 11:03 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 14, 2017 11:04 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 14, 2017 11:04 PM (6Ll1u)
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Like playing the guitar....
Posted by: lindarose at April 14, 2017 11:04 PM (JNDQi)
I don't care anymore, I don't even look when I cross the streets anymore
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 11:04 PM (voOPb)
John Wick 2 made me smile when he killed more bad guys on principle, and promised to kill any more murdering puppy killers that try to kill him!
I like beagle puppies. Bad guys that murder puppies must die!
Posted by: Older Fart
well, did he really have a choice? if someone kills your dog everything is on hold until the are avenged.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2017 11:05 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at April 14, 2017 11:05 PM (Tyii7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SF318DVBJY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppfVAOzKJxs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqJOE0SyWnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8W13Cx4rR8
Q: What do these songs have in common, besides being sung by Frank Sinatra?
A. They're the first five songs on Bob Dylan's new album "Triplicate". The arrangements are nearly identical, except they're tailored to a small band rather than a big one. Some of them even have horns.
Bob has really been on a Sinatra kick lately. This is his third album in a row consisting entirely of old songs that were once sung by Frank Sinatra. And this one is a three disc set! He's really getting comfortable with it.
This is on Disc 2, and it is killer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmf1AYgYj6I
Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2017 11:05 PM (sdi6R)
Lots of comments to read....
What is the American equivalent of the "Conspicuous Gallantry Award?"
Regardless...hats off!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2017 11:06 PM (rF0hx)
Lyrics from an old Cathedral Quartet song are fitting. They sure help me at times...
Jesus wants to love you, there is none above you
You are precious in His sight
He will never fail you when the doubts assail you
He'll be with you day and night
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 14, 2017 11:06 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 14, 2017 11:06 PM (SI21n)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
so what were you hoping for?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2017 11:06 PM (cPsPa)
***
There are a couple of trends that I think are causing this.
One is the amazing increase in potential sources of entertainment. Not only do we have completely new technologies to enjoy (drone flying, occulus rift, etc) but the modern interconnected world has brought entertainments from all over the world to the United States.
Another is the left's growing hatred for history. History is a reminder that you cannot change mankind, economics, or the laws of nature - which drives the left to sputtering rage. And while older games and hobbies are but mere shadows of those arguments, it still drives the left to seek the new to the exclusive of the traditional.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2017 11:07 PM (aZq03)
Whoever has to answer when Hillary asks "Where's Bill?"
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 14, 2017 11:07 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2017 11:08 PM (cPsPa)
Because once I did some Greek cooking in the kitchen of one of the owners of the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. The maid cleaned up after us. A different experience for me.
Anyway, her hubby was really into Contract Bridge. Didn't gamble at the casino.
Posted by: KTbarthedoor at April 14, 2017 10:35 PM (qahv/)
I used to live in a house full of tournament bridge players. "Contract bridge" is the proper name of the game, and social games are merely contract bridge. The cards are actually dealt out from a deck for each rubber, a game being comprised of X number of rubbers (I forget the number).
Tournament bridge has teams who play and defend pre-dealt hands at the various tables, and the teams move from table to table, and play different hands against different opponents. Also known as "duplicate bridge".
Duplicate bridge players include some very bright people, and some of them are charming, and some are very annoying...
Omar Sharif, the actor is a bridge player. I never met him, but some of my then-housemates had played in tournaments with him, and spoke well of him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2017 11:08 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 14, 2017 10:56 PM (R+30W)
Too easy. And besides, he's a bit of an anti-Semite and rarely answers me!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2017 11:08 PM (rF0hx)
I've heard the International Brotherhood of Crossing Guards is looking for new members.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2017 11:09 PM (3Vlkn)
***
When you are that low in testosterone do you even feel the urge?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2017 11:09 PM (aZq03)
Free cigarette, though.
Posted by: hogmartin
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Always look on the bright side of life.
Posted by: Monty Python at April 14, 2017 11:09 PM (ZO497)
So wishing you a Happy Easter is out of the question?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 11:10 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2017 11:11 PM (3Vlkn)
Posted by: Mortimer
Oh shit. When the breakin attack begins, change the channel, or leave the room.
Beagle puppy lovers find that scene very disturbing.
Posted by: Older Fart at April 14, 2017 11:11 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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For years and years he had a syndicated Bridge Column published in most newspapers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2017 11:12 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Pajama Boy at April 14, 2017 11:14 PM (hBig8)
***
Part of the idea behind old sexual habits was to stop STDs*. It wasn't exactly intentional, but it worked. Amusingly this is a pretty good example of one of Chesterton's fences.
Yeah, it seems silly and pointless...but those traditional existed for a reason...
*To be clear people were still having sex in various forms, but with social inhibitions on intercourse, no abortion, and limited access to birth control they weren't doing things that could get you pregnant
Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2017 11:16 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: lindarose at April 14, 2017 11:16 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 11:16 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 14, 2017 11:17 PM (+09s3)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 10:49 PM (tHwdc)
They are programmed to inventory your hemhorroids.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2017 11:17 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 10:49 PM (tHwdc)
They are programmed to inventory your hemhorroids.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2017 11:17 PM (0deF2)
Drink that syrup of diarrhea shit and you can perform a colonoscopy as well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 11:19 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 11:20 PM (aKqWT)
audience members on the lips. I thought, he wouldn't be able to do that
today.
Yeah, if any were allergic to peanut butter or bananas, they'd have sued his ass off!
Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2017 11:20 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 11:21 PM (tHwdc)
HELlo
Be doing a bit of that tomorrow. Nuthin' fancy mind you. Can't even do "fancy" on the drums. Nor the harmonica.
But hopefully clean and tasteful on all three.
And hello Miley and Emmie and...
Love each other fellow babies
Posted by: teej at April 14, 2017 11:21 PM (yBWAd)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 14, 2017 11:23 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2017 10:09 PM (9H4KE)
47. You're old? That's a joke isn't it?
Posted by: gNewt at April 14, 2017 11:23 PM (tHX5V)
Posted by: gNewt
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It's easy to forget that there are kids here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2017 11:24 PM (ZO497)
Love each other fellow babies
Posted by: teej at April 14, 2017 11:21 PM (yBWAd)
Hoping you have a great time, teej - enjoy!
wish I could be there.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 11:24 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2017 10:09
LOL, I'm old and annoyed by all these BS articles. These idits just make stuff up t get paid fr an article IMO. Just like the bozos abve that claim ancient bodies were burned and mutilated t prevent them from rising from the dead.
There could have been many reasons. Those "researchers" just write this junk to keep the $$$ flowing in.
Posted by: Farmer at April 14, 2017 11:24 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Farmer
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Hey! I could make an article out of that...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2017 11:25 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 14, 2017 11:26 PM (u8Ywb)
--
Every month in every woman's magazine ever:
-better sex/relationship tips
-clothes that are overpriced
-lose weight fast
-wear more makeup now
I'd probably end up killing myself if I had to write the same thing month after month.
Posted by: shibumi at April 14, 2017 11:27 PM (FkAXz)
Who would hack and burn pre-zombies?
Posted by: eleven at April 14, 2017 11:27 PM (qUNWi)
Y5...merely contributing to the ONT post regarding Canadian participation in WW2.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 14, 2017 11:27 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at April 14, 2017 11:27 PM (GdgAM)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2017 11:20 PM (nlbfN)
Well played Sir, well played.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 11:28 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2017 11:28 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2017 11:28 PM (nlbfN)<<<
Somebody call my lawyer.
Posted by: Ace Ventura **bending over, talking out his butt** at April 14, 2017 11:31 PM (tRVhE)
Mine always get the last word.
Posted by: Hope Solo at April 14, 2017 11:32 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 14, 2017 11:32 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: DJT at April 14, 2017 11:32 PM (XoldI)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852926120274145281
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852926198653038596
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852926273617842177
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852926356119748608
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852926434968469505
Posted by: kbdabear at April 14, 2017 11:33 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2017 11:33 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 14, 2017 11:34 PM (+09s3)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852926504006713344
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852926581546905601
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852926680113061889
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852926759641141248
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852926844559085569
Posted by: kbdabear at April 14, 2017 11:35 PM (AOrEZ)
One day, probably not too far away, the folks that say "Thank you for your service" are going to be saying "Please don't shoot me" to the same people.
Posted by: whatsthepoint at April 14, 2017 11:36 PM (u7X+0)
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at April 14, 2017 11:36 PM (+09s3)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 14, 2017 11:36 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: DJT at April 14, 2017 11:32 PM (XoldI)
Those ice creams are big sticks.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 14, 2017 11:36 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: DJT at April 14, 2017 11:36 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 14, 2017 11:27 PM (mMeIQ)
As a Canadian, I appreciated your post about your husband's uncle, but was a little lost because you did not identify precisely who the man was.
I have been on some lakes in N. Saskatchewan, and may have seen the bay in question.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2017 11:36 PM (0deF2)
It is too bad you didn't end up on Jennifer Flower's red dress.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 11:37 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: "Fredo", Hope Solo's Butt Plug at April 14, 2017 11:39 PM (aKqWT)
It was renamed Valour Road because of them.
Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 11:39 PM (GsAUU)
We always played four point Pitch, top bidder picks the suit, points are high, low, Jack and game.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 14, 2017 11:36 PM (6Ll1u)
Smear?
Posted by: davidt at April 14, 2017 11:42 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 11:37 PM (voOPb)<<<
I never banged Jennifer Flowers.
Posted by: Webb Hubbel at April 14, 2017 11:42 PM (tRVhE)
#isolationistsforpreemptiveaction
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 14, 2017 11:42 PM (6sBpp)
Posted by: Grad School Fool at April 14, 2017 11:42 PM (swEzU)
Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2017 10:09 PM (9H4KE)
I thought we were all 29 here.
Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2017 11:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: whatsthepoint at April 14, 2017 11:36 PM (u7X+0)
I don't know what's the point, but i know where it is. Good news is, if you wear a hat, it won't show.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2017 11:42 PM (0deF2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 11:45 PM (voOPb)
This Nork thing scares me to death. We cannot allow those little fuckers to continue, with the means to deliver a nuke over here, which they are going to get eventually.
But the little fuckers will respond to anything by killing as many people as the can and causing the most destruction posssible. Take them out, and they're gonna take as many of us out as they can.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 11:46 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: fluffy at April 14, 2017 11:46 PM (jw2Xw)
Crusader #89: ...I live in Oklahoma...
Whereabouts? I'm in an underground bunker up N of Tulsa.
Teej - as I see you've been talking about creeper becoming your groupie
I've been meaning to ask you where you is, or where you're playing, at least.Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at April 14, 2017 11:46 PM (hGZJP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tao7ma4jxUQ
John Osborn, V.C. in Hong Kong
https://www.historicacanada.ca/content/
heritage-minutes/osborn-hong-kong
(Last one should be one line long.)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2017 11:47 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 14, 2017 11:47 PM (RY3EU)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
Ya. Cats are such stand-offish critters. Especially cats that jump on your shoulder, drape themselves behind your neck like a scarf, flick their tail in your eyes, bop your nose with their forepaws, all while purring and drooling down your chest. Those poor critters thrive on neglect, want to feel ignored and refuse attention.
Food? When was that fat, sly, shy, pretending-starving, oh so neglected kitty last fed?
Posted by: Older Fart at April 14, 2017 11:47 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 14, 2017 11:48 PM (6Ll1u)
It's just like that in my house.
Except that ball is pink and small.
And my cat is batting it and then waiting....
Posted by: shibumi at April 14, 2017 11:49 PM (FkAXz)
Winning, Bigly.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 14, 2017 11:49 PM (v5iqM)
Canadians are on "fire" tonight.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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*switches to Canadian proxy*
Stolen valor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2017 11:49 PM (/ZEVC)
I haven't been reading every comment of late, but I hadn't seen you around for a few days.
Glad to read you have happy to report.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at April 14, 2017 11:51 PM (hGZJP)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 14, 2017 11:51 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: shibumi at April 14, 2017 11:51 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2017 11:54 PM (nlbfN)
I'm gonna set aside a bottle of middlin' good bourbon for you, and hope to give it to you in honor of your engagement.
And I'm gonna want to see those fambly pics you did with the Deardorff, too!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 14, 2017 11:55 PM (v5iqM)
The sad fact is that communism/fascism/socialism is winning by destroying western civilization. That's why they left loves islam. Sadly for the left islam will quickly destroy them.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 14, 2017 11:55 PM (cOHS7)
1) Alastair Wanklyn
2) Dominic Waghorn (**NEW**)
Kay Burley - STILL HOT
That is all.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at April 14, 2017 11:56 PM (EP/Tw)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2017 11:57 PM (nlbfN)
Winning, Bigly.
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At the present moment, there is no evidence that the deal above has not be made.
Posted by: shibumi at April 14, 2017 11:57 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2017 11:58 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 14, 2017 11:59 PM (JZdsf)
This Nork thing scares me to death. We cannot allow those little fuckers to continue, with the means to deliver a nuke over here, which they are going to get eventually.
But the little fuckers will respond to anything by killing as many people as the can and causing the most destruction posssible. Take them out, and they're gonna take as many of us out as they can.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 11:46 PM (aKqWT)
Not worried at all. Trump said Fat Kim would not do nukes. He's a man of his word. Right now, there a B-52s in Guam, and a carrier group is steaming to their coast. Xi has stopped buying coal from them in order to get their attention.
If Fat Boy looks like he's going to pull the trigger he will be stopped and China will give a big sigh of relief.
All this stuff is going to work out. All we have to do is keep praying.
Posted by: gNewt at April 15, 2017 12:01 AM (tHX5V)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2017 12:02 AM (GDm2n)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 15, 2017 12:03 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 15, 2017 12:04 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 14, 2017 11:47 PM (RY3EU)
Good to see you here, Palpatine. May your wishes be granted.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2017 12:05 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 15, 2017 12:06 AM (VdICR)
Your saga is of great interest to many here.
And may the ending be happy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 15, 2017 12:06 AM (u82oZ)
Fixed, eh.
Posted by: andycanuck
Here, take this bucket of extra 'u's. We're not using 'em, eh neighbor?
Extra credit: how many 'y's should there be in "Canadian Tire"?
Posted by: Older Fart at April 15, 2017 12:06 AM (Pby3z)
You've got to sigh up to hear it.
Posted by: gNewt at April 15, 2017 12:07 AM (tHX5V)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:07 AM (RY3EU)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 15, 2017 12:08 AM (6sBpp)
You've got to sigh up to hear it.
---
No, you don't.
When the sign in box comes up, just click "not now."
You'll be able to watch it. I did, and I don't even have a Facebook account.
Posted by: shibumi at April 15, 2017 12:08 AM (FkAXz)
Good to see you
But.......be careful for what you wish for
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2017 12:09 AM (voOPb)
is that code for something?
--
I think he's asking "do women still wear fancy hats to church on Easter Sunday?"
/or maybe it's something bad. I'm old. I don't understand things now a days.
Posted by: shibumi at April 15, 2017 12:10 AM (FkAXz)
Xi has stopped buying coal from them in order to get their attention. [/i[
I thought I was on the news that China cut off oil exports to NK.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2017 12:11 AM (IqV8l)
I like the fancy hat look. And nothing else but f-me heels, or Kimberly Guilfoyle heels as I've taken to calling them.
My dirty mind can come up with some scenarios involving that.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 15, 2017 12:12 AM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:12 AM (RY3EU)
Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2017 12:14 AM (7H/2n)
judge on Sunday morning, yet intoxicated with love for my angel, to
whose family I am to propose in three days, I give you the soundtrack to
every moment spent apart from her: https://youtu.be/bFXBR5Cd0ao
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 14, 2017 11:47 PM (RY3EU)4
Uncle, I'm praying for you that all goes well. It's been a long time coming, and I await your news, come Monday.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 12:14 AM (tHwdc)
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 14, 2017 11:47 PM (RY3EU)
Have been in and out and heard of your impending nuptials. First time in a while I have read one of yours. So big congratulations to you and your angel. Blessings.
Posted by: gracepc at April 15, 2017 12:15 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 15, 2017 12:15 AM (SI21n)
winning by destroying western civilization. That's why they left loves
islam. Sadly for the left islam will quickly destroy them.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 14, 2017 11:55 PM (cOHS7)
Yes, and it blows my mind that they just don't see this.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 12:15 AM (tHwdc)
They think they'll be last. Because ISIS have concentrated on rural targets so much.
Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2017 12:18 AM (7H/2n)
Have to share this quick. Just read an article that says the 2 happiest
years of your life are at 23 and 69. I am not sure about
this...............I am 47 and think this may be the best.
Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2017 10:09 PM (9H4KE)
I thought we were all 29 here.
Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2017 11:42 PM (sdi6R)
Molly k is speaking hypothetically... for when she is no longer 29.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 15, 2017 12:18 AM (FTXAT)
We parachute a McDonald's in there, start a meat airlift, and North Korea is ours.
Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2017 12:14 AM
Maybe a combo McDonalds/KFC
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2017 12:18 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2017 11:58 PM (EZebt)
++++
Did anyone ever get him, or did his strategy work?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2017 12:18 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 15, 2017 12:03 AM (mMeIQ)
Hmmm. According to my searching, Russell Bay is part of the south shoreline of Diefenbaker Lake, which is a reservoir formed behind a dam on the South Saskatchewan River, and is about 25 miles northeast of the town of Swift Current, the largest town in the area. But that is definitely southern Saskatchewan.
I have been to and/or through Swift Current many times. But never to any part of Diefenbaker Lake.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2017 12:20 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 14, 2017 11:02
Come on, this isn't your first dance at the ONT.
I'm reading, trying to catch up, didn't get the relavence...what am I gonna say? Sounds cool?
To much to read to make such a benign cmment when I don't knw what it's about.
Anyway...sounds cool!
Posted by: Farmer at April 15, 2017 12:23 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Older Fart at April 15, 2017 12:06 AM (Pby3z)
None. "Tyre" is a British-ism that we Canucks never adopted. In fact, we make jokes about the spare "twyre" in the "boot" of a British car.
Canadian Tire is also known by nicknames: "Canada Rubber and Girdle", and "Newfie Speed and Sport".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2017 12:25 AM (0deF2)
She had just learned how the record company does accounting.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 15, 2017 12:25 AM (IcT7t)
Once I had a cat that drooled. He was a very sweet soul, but dumb. Real dumb. Whenever he was frightened he would run into the closet and stick his head in a shoebox. He thought that rendered him invisible.
++++
Did anyone ever get him, or did his strategy work?
He disappeared into the shoebox.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2017 12:26 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:27 AM (RY3EU)
Ho-ho! You just made our "Random" list... Enjoy your honeymoon!
Posted by: United Airlines at April 15, 2017 12:29 AM (9Q5BJ)
I wish they all could be Bishkek girls.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:30 AM (RY3EU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Now that's funny. Why pick on the Pogeys, though?
Posted by: Older Fart at April 15, 2017 12:31 AM (Pby3z)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 15, 2017 12:32 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2017 12:33 AM (EZebt)
convey for the Horde. To think that even for such as me - and so late in
life - such happiness can come.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:27 AM (RY3EU)
You mean so late in life at the age of 29?
Posted by: redbanzai at April 15, 2017 12:33 AM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:33 AM (RY3EU)
Y5, hey if yu're s inclined sht me an email.
I've tried t catch up here but I'm just gnna read a bit mre and hit the hay. We just gt back frm Phoenix area and I didn't find anyone the wrk fr me tomorrow.
Left the in-laws in good shape after his operatins, thankfully
Posted by: Farmer w/ a bad "O" key at April 15, 2017 12:33 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 15, 2017 12:33 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2017 12:18 AM (R+30W)
===
He was a big cat, maybe 25 lbs. So, no, his whole body stuck out.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2017 12:35 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:35 AM (RY3EU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:36 AM (RY3EU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:40 AM (RY3EU)
314. Shhh!
I wish they all could be Bishkek girls.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:30 AM (RY3EU)
*****Bishkek. Lived and worked there in the 90s. Lovely women and beautiful country.
Posted by: gracepc at April 15, 2017 12:40 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:44 AM (RY3EU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 14, 2017 10:42 PM (JZdsf)
Not really.
There was a DJ that worked at the station that I was at and he up and quit one night. Next day I get a call from the local newspaper asking why I fired him. I didn't, he quit. Of course the newspaper made the article sympathetic to him, but I knew that they would. As the years went by, every time they did a story on him, the reason why we supposedly fired him changed. All the newspaper writer or editor had to do was look in their archives to see that the guy was full of shit, but they never have.
It's why I really never believe anything I see in the newspaper except for sports scores, and usually I will check another source for those to make sure.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at April 15, 2017 12:46 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: gracepc at April 15, 2017 12:46 AM (OU4q6)
The which is not the least of their charms.
Heh....after the ROC girls, 'twas the Mongols and the Central Asians who found me most interesting.
I twll you, but for my angel.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:48 AM (RY3EU)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 15, 2017 12:50 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:52 AM (RY3EU)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 15, 2017 12:32 AM (mMeIQ)
I was unable to find it. I have been to Lac la Ronge and Missinipe, further north. Lac la Ronge is a huge lake, with hundreds of islands and bays.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2017 12:56 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: ibguy at April 15, 2017 12:56 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: gracepc at April 15, 2017 12:40
I always get educated here, s the capital of Kry.....istan.
I've heard it's god t learn one thing each day and do one kind action a day.
I've learned the capital f the K.. country I can't spell.
I've dne my duty w/ the inlaws that shuld cover me for weeks. At 85 and 83, and she's always been a bit nutz, they were a trip. Glad we culd help but that is NOt a vactin! LOL
Posted by: Farmer w/ a bad "O" key at April 15, 2017 12:57 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:58 AM (RY3EU)
Posted by: Older Fart at April 15, 2017 12:31 AM (Pby3z)
"Pogey" is slang for "unemployment insurance". As in, "I'm not working; I'm on pogey."
I have only ever known Newfies as Newfies, and I mostly hold them in high regard. I have even been there, briefly, and would like to return for a visit. Sadly, many of them are on the pogey, because the economy of the island has always been precarious.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2017 01:02 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2017 01:03 AM (IqV8l)
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:48 AM (RY3EU)
Curious. Is there a religious component to this celebration of marriage?
Posted by: gracepc at April 15, 2017 01:04 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2017 01:04 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 15, 2017 01:08 AM (mMeIQ)
I'm convinced that if I fought in World War II, I'd have been shot dead by an American soldier. I'd have been wandering the forests of Europe alone after getting separated from my unit, and a fellow American would come across me and understandably want to know if I were a German spy. "What's Ty Cobb's batting average?" he'd have asked, like they do in the movies.
"I don't know. Hang on, I can look ... "
I'd figure that I could punch Ty Cobb's name into Wikipedia and I'd have it, but while I reaching into one of my pockets to retrieve my smart phone, BANG! That'd be the end of G.I. FireHorse.
Posted by: FireHorse at April 15, 2017 01:11 AM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:52 AM (RY3EU)
Uncle, would you be so kind as to email me? In my nick.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 01:11 AM (tHwdc)
Good on NC, I didn't think they had it in them.
States ought to join up and fight these monopolies. Eat slime ACC.
Posted by: gNewt at April 15, 2017 01:12 AM (tHX5V)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 01:12 AM (RY3EU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2017 01:14 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 01:16 AM (RY3EU)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 15, 2017 01:16 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Harry James at April 15, 2017 01:16 AM (tHX5V)
******
I have to say, that is the worst spell of weather we've had in several years.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2017 01:17 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: gNewt at April 15, 2017 01:18 AM (tHX5V)
________
I was going to say Grover Cleveland Alexander but that was Doris Day.
Posted by: FireHorse at April 15, 2017 01:20 AM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 15, 2017 01:20 AM (SI21n)
But I say no more.
Posted by: Harry James at April 15, 2017 01:21 AM (tHX5V)
?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2017 01:04
Yes, l'll dig out the key and remve the gunk/chew? that'd gotten in there. This is frustrating.
Too much trouble to correct every mistake so I added it to my sig for now.
Posted by: Farmer w/ a bad at April 15, 2017 01:21 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 01:22 AM (RY3EU)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
________
Some said we were at war against Italy in 1941. Awarding it to Williams could have been perceived as anti-Italian backlash or something.
Posted by: FireHorse at April 15, 2017 01:23 AM (zkGZ8)
I know it's hard to explain a joke, but if you could try I'd appreciate it.
"Newfie Speed and Sport"? Still can't make the connection to Newfies and Canadian Tire.
(Helpless yank trying to understand subtle canuck jokes.)
Posted by: Older Fart at April 15, 2017 01:25 AM (vP09u)
"cat reacts to horror movie"
very funny!
(on youtube. i don't know how to make a link.)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 15, 2017 01:25 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: lousagirl at April 15, 2017 01:26 AM (9plvG)
Reluctantly, i went to goggle, and found the same Russell Bay I found on DuckDuckGo:
https://www.google.ca/maps/@50.6324726,-107.5184159,15z
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2017 01:27 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 01:28 AM (RY3EU)
Posted by: lousagirl at April 15, 2017 01:31 AM (9plvG)
"Newfie Speed and Sport"? Still can't make the connection to Newfies and Canadian Tire.
(Helpless yank trying to understand subtle canuck jokes.)
Posted by: Older Fart at April 15, 2017 01:25 AM (vP09u)
Newfoundland is sort of regarded as the "Appalachia" of Canada, and there are many, many Newfie jokes. Canadian Tire is an auto supply store that also sells hardware, housewares, tools, and sporting goods. But they are not an automotive "speed shop" as we know it. Hence, "Newfie Speed and Sport."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2017 01:33 AM (0deF2)
Posted by: Farmer
why would I shoot you an email?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2017 01:35 AM (cPsPa)
"cat reacts to horror movie"
very funny!
(on youtube. i don't know how to make a link.)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 15, 2017 01:25 AM (WTSFk)
++++
Fake! They grafted the head and neck of one cat onto the body of another.
Linking is dead simple. Just copy and paste the link from the share box into your comment. Like this:
https://youtu.be/_kgRFHaNo-Y
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2017 01:36 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Oh, so kind of a built-in incongruity, like high fashion shoppers frequenting Walmart.
Got it. Tkx.
Posted by: Older Fart at April 15, 2017 01:40 AM (iLoHX)
lousa, I work with Hugh's brother. A very nice, down-to-earth family.
Another cool story is their dad was a childhood friend of Nigel Farage in London.
Posted by: The Gimp at April 15, 2017 01:41 AM (jdWK0)
Man, I'm not used to driving that goes like that on AZ 101. Did just fine, we live in a town of 16,000, but often used to drive in Chicago traffic.
Actually I like the AZ traffic over Shitcago. But 10 yrs from now makes me wonder if her flks live that long whether I can do it then.
Posted by: Farmer w/ a bad "O" key at April 15, 2017 01:41 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 15, 2017 01:43 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2017 01:35
LOL, just because we had the same response to something here. Nevermind, I also wasn't sure if we had emailed before.
We seem to agree on a lot of things, that's all.
Posted by: Farmer w/ a bad at April 15, 2017 01:45 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 15, 2017 01:47 AM (WTSFk)
355. I understand. We have conversions and all kinds of religions in my family.
Curious because I made a Central Asia connection and was wondering Christian, Moslem or Orthodox. Best.
Posted by: gracepc at April 15, 2017 01:55 AM (OU4q6)
https://youtu.be/7jwml0jevv0
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 02:06 AM (RY3EU)
i guess this means Unc P won't be setting he up with a SiL anytime soon.
/traumatized
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 15, 2017 02:07 AM (gXp4Z)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 02:12 AM (RY3EU)
gNewt #305: Trump should post his weekly address somewhere other than Facebook.
It's also on YouTube.
Posted by: mindful webworker - back by poplar demand at April 15, 2017 02:16 AM (OZZ16)
Too good to be true, some suspect.
I just realized: Uncle Palp is Stuck on Stupid under a different nic!!!
Posted by: mindful webworker - or not at April 15, 2017 02:20 AM (OZZ16)
Whatever I might've said or done whilst somnambulistic, I didn't mean it, probably.
Goooooood night, Gaggle of Morons
*
spoiler:
He rises on Sunday
Posted by: mindful webworker - thud at April 15, 2017 02:22 AM (OZZ16)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 02:22 AM (RY3EU)
I watched a bit of the North Korean military parade today, including the alleged mobile ICBM's, which look like Russian Topols.
I did fantasize about having a Tomahawk hit the reviewing stand mid-parade and taking out Little Fat Boy.
Two observations:
Little Fat Boy is germaphobic - when he talked to one of the generals and dignitaries standing next to him, they covered their mouths when speaking to him.
Might be something to exploit.
After the military parade, they had civilians march by waving pompoms, along with floats. They had somewhat fuzzy closeups of the civilians, most of whom looked utterly terrified - I wonder if the shots were deliberately fuzzed to make that less obvious.
Posted by: Whatever at April 15, 2017 02:23 AM (xnAyb)
And the kid sister is a dental hygienist - so, big $$$, but she'll hassle you about flossing. That said - she's almost as perfect as my angel..... You could do worse, and no man deserves better.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 02:26 AM (RY3EU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 15, 2017 02:44 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 02:46 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 02:54 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 02:59 AM (tHwdc)
Keep reading, it'll take some time but I couldn't be happier to hear you're reading it.
Pretty soon being gloomy will seem like a big waste of time.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:03 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 03:07 AM (tHwdc)
I'm not sure what can cure that, and to be honest, why would you want it cured? It's one of lifes great frustrating joys hah
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:11 AM (nDcc3)
Does it cure horny as well?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
__________________________
How you doing?
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 15, 2017 03:11 AM (jB5OQ)
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2017 03:14 AM (qUNWi)
This Easter, pls take a moment to realize just how much I, your humble servant, am like Jesus. After all I was crucified during the campaign, and my returning from the woods was very like having rose from the dead. Also I'm a giver and shit....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 15, 2017 03:17 AM (jB5OQ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:19 AM (nDcc3)
Hillary, please go away. EVERYONE, even Democrats, wants you to go away.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 03:20 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:24 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 03:25 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 03:26 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 03:26 AM (tHwdc)
Well for sure gonna finish this drink and make one more and then decide
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:28 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 03:30 AM (tHwdc)
It's pretty much us Miley. Everyone is AWOL.
Last night was fun, I enjoyed the banter and the consensus seemed to be I was in the right to throw identity politics back in the face of my coworker.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:32 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:34 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 15, 2017 03:34 AM (jB5OQ)
Posted by: Kim Jong Un at April 15, 2017 03:35 AM (+09s3)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 15, 2017 03:36 AM (7dpmG)
Oh yeah, and that cat.
Catfood and ammo.
That could be a blog....
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 03:36 AM (tHwdc)
Ammo eh? Wise investment
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:41 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:42 AM (nDcc3)
consensus seemed to be I was in the right to throw identity politics
back in the face of my coworker.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:32 AM (nDcc3)
Absolutely. Andrew Breitbart would be proud of you.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 03:42 AM (tHwdc)
John: You ready Lindddssshhhey? We pull this off and we end this Korean thing right here.
Lindsey: Oh, for fun! *giggles while clapping hands excitedly*
John: After Kim shheees this performanchh, all will be forgotten. Ready?
Lindsey: Yeppers!
*McCain presses play on a boombox; I'm in the Mood for Love starts playing while John and Lindsey enthusiastically go to town on the popsicles......Lindsey deep throats his*
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 15, 2017 03:43 AM (+09s3)
But, once I start working (hopefully in the next 3-4 weeks), gonna buy me some decent bourbon. And a bottle of Bulleit, for a friend who has a birthday coming up.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 03:45 AM (tHwdc)
Most of my friends don't know my political leanings. Path of least resistance and all that, which I fully admit is baby butt soft on my part.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:46 AM (nDcc3)
Goodluck on the job hunt I hope it all works out for you
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:47 AM (nDcc3)
Hewwo, anybody home?
Posted by: Kim Jong Un
__________________________
KIM!!!!! Old buddy old pal of mine!!! How's hanging buddy??? So how's the nuke test going? I love it when you test nukes!!
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 15, 2017 03:48 AM (jB5OQ)
*selects two forks*
These look good 'n stabby
*lines up a double eye stabbing motion*
Hello darkness my old friend.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 15, 2017 03:51 AM (VdICR)
My left shoulder's killing me. Don't know why. It's been slightly painful for a few days, but today's a lot worse. Guess I'll just have to wait it out.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 03:54 AM (tHwdc)
First night off work.
Listening to C2C, watching (muted) Good Eats, and lurking AoS. Good night.
The waning, but still bright moon, just caps the evening...
Posted by: Spun and Murky at April 15, 2017 03:56 AM (4DCSq)
Mass AND Cali? Damn.
Funny my left shoulder is fucked, I got it yanked on playing ball. Still ain't right, it's kept me from lifting which is a damn shame
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:57 AM (nDcc3)
LOL, just because we had the same response to something here. Nevermind, I also wasn't sure if we had emailed before.
We seem to agree on a lot of things, that's all.
Posted by: Farmer
fair enough. have a good night
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2017 03:58 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 15, 2017 04:00 AM (7dpmG)
Boycotting Coke because they did some SJW thing which I've forgotten. Wegman's cola is 69 cents for 2 liters, so I'll probably never go back.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 04:00 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 04:02 AM (tHwdc)
Funny my left shoulder is fucked, I got it yanked on playing ball. Still ain't right, it's kept me from lifting which is a damn shame
Posted by: thathalfrican ______________________
I should be so lucky....
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 15, 2017 04:05 AM (jB5OQ)
69 for cola?!
That's a terrible joke, don't worry I'll see myself out.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 04:06 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 15, 2017 04:10 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 04:13 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2017 04:14 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 04:14 AM (tHwdc)
It was a lay up of a joke and I still managed to make it horrible BUT it made sense
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 04:16 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Spun and Murky at April 15, 2017 04:20 AM (4DCSq)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2017 04:22 AM (R+30W)
Ms. Fields, I hope the transplant surgery went well for your mangled arm
______________________
Sadly, it was a total loss. My injuries may that Steve Austin guy look like a mild first aid case....
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 15, 2017 04:32 AM (jB5OQ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 15, 2017 04:41 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Cory Lewand-ow-ow-ow-ski at April 15, 2017 04:44 AM (jB5OQ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 15, 2017 04:55 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 15, 2017 05:00 AM (7dpmG)
Better. Faster. Stronger.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
_________________________
Sounds like what I shout at Huma in the bedroom....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 15, 2017 05:05 AM (jB5OQ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 15, 2017 05:19 AM (VdICR)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2017 05:22 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at April 15, 2017 05:37 AM (JjXKX)
Better. Faster. Stronger.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 15, 2017 04:55 AM (VdICR)
Millennial pajama boys' grip strength hardest hit.
Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2017 05:41 AM (zlQMj)
Posted by: obergruppenskankes hillzebub at April 15, 2017 06:05 AM (d76uN)
Oh, and I'm drinking 'Half Duchesses' tonight...
Cheap rum, but with caffeine-free, diet Coke.
Posted by: Spun and Murky at April 15, 2017 04:20 AM (4DCSq)
"Half Duchesses" - I love it!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 10:15 AM (tHwdc)
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