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On the day of US President Donald Trump's inauguration, two poorly understood forces of the internet collided in a sort of bizarre death lock - a struggle that has manifested in the real world as Nazi-costumed dances in New York, a meticulously planned theft in rural Tennessee and last month, a raid on a British rooftop.

These forces are called 4chan and Shia LaBeouf.

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The future, as best I understand it, is basically Philip K. Dick by way of Pornhub.

-- Sonny Bunch commenting on dildo cameras being hijacked by online hackers

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It probably won't shock anyone here to know that steps were made in the last half decade that will, in the end, destroy our nuclear deterrent by simple neglect.

Not unlike deciding to put a cat on a vegan diet - it doesn't kill it right away and it looks like you are feeding it - but it is a death sentence.

-- CDR Salamander

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  • Do not take a bold stand, especially in public. It does not matter if your argument is made honestly and in good faith, or if you are an expert on the matter of policy under discussion.
  • Keep a keen sense of which way the political wind is blowing. Don't fight it - drift with it.
  • No matter the number of your accomplishments or their objective prestige, you will be humiliated for once having promoted a Wrong Opinion.
  • The more effectively and memorably you promoted the Wrong Opinion, the greater your punishment will be.
-- Aaron MacLean on what the whole Jim Webb-Annapolis debacle has taught current midshipmen

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Finally, our Home Secretary and local dimbulb MP, Amber Rudd, made some off-the-cuff remark on the day after the attack to the effect that Londoners going about their business proved that the terrorists will never win. Standard post-attack fare, right? Only, I have just now worked out what our leaders mean when they say that. They mean, "we don't have to do anything, we don't have to change anything, we don't have to react in any way to what just happened; we'll go on just exactly as before and that will show those old terrorists we're not scared."

But we are scared, fam. If you have a brain in your head, you're scared. And they goddamn good and well better do something about it.

-- Sweasel on the recent sudden jihad syndrome knife attack in Westminster

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I'm not sure if the guns are supposed to mimic something graphically here, but I like that there are a lot of them. How long has "guns and '70s clothes" been sure-fire movie formula, anyway? At least since Pulp Fiction. Probably since the '70s. Except in the '70s they were just called "movies."

...I wasn't into Sons of Anarchy so all I really know abut him [Charlie Hunnam] is that he has a confusing accent. It feels like every few years Hollywood tries to turn a good-looking guy into a charismatic guy. Meanwhile, if the example of Chris Pratt teaches us anything, it's that it's easier to turn a charismatic guy into a good-looking guy than vice versa. Then again, it worked with Channing Tatum so who knows?

-- Vince Mancini in This Week in Movie Posters

Quote of the Day - Welcome to 2017 Edition

If you recently Googled the phrase "Taylor Swift virtual reality sex" (or some variation thereof), you may have come across reporting on a "scandal" that embodies just about everything that is wrong with our culture.

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Well. "Multicultural" means all the cultures but one.

-- Glenn Reynolds on the Mother Expelled From 'Multicultural Playgroup' Because She's White story

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Canada's contribution was out of all proportion to the scanty population of the country at the time, and deserves to be memorialized. To put things in perspective, on D-Day the US covered two beaches, the UK two, and Canada one. By war's end, there were whole divisions of Canadians in Northern Europe (and another in Italy), never mind the Canadians at sea or in the RCAF or RAF (there were even some Canadians who fought in the US forces. There always are). At the outbreak of the war in 1939, though, the Canadian population was just under 11.3 million, less than 10% of the American, and less than 25% of the British. Canada's GDP imbalance with its allies was even stronger.

-- WeaponsMan on the disproportionate contribution of Canada to the WWII war effort

No Good Deed Ever Goes Unpunished By the SJWs
As KitchenAid found out to their dismay while trying to support women with breast cancer.

kitchenaidsjw

Girly Men With Girly Men Hands

    A new study in press at the Journal of Hand Therapy (yes, a real thing) finds that millennial men may have significantly weaker hands and arms than men the same age did 30 years ago.

Researchers measured the grip strength (how strongly you can squeeze something) and pinch strength (how strongly you can pinch something between two fingers) of 237 healthy full-time students aged 20 to 34 at universities in North Carolina. And especially among males, the reduction in strength compared to 30 years ago was striking.

...But today, older millennial men and women are roughly equal when it comes to grip strength.

tinyhands234

Former Gitmo Prisoner (and recipient of a $1M Settlement) Dies Fighting For ISIS

He went out doing what he loved: jihading.

Welcome to 2017: Astronauts To Install A Parking Space Just For SpaceX and Boeing at the ISS

Zombies: The Early Years

"A new scientific study of medieval human bones, excavated from a deserted English village, suggests the corpses they came from were burnt and mutilated. Researchers from the University of Southampton and Historic England believe this was carried out by villagers who believed that it would stop the corpses rising from their graves and menacing the living."

I can foresee a whole series of books inspired by this little tidbit.

Arnold Kling on Peoples' Interests Becoming Narrower, Deeper, and Older

Fifty years ago, I believe that there were more social bridge players than tournament players. Today, it is closer to the reverse.


When I tried to get back into tournament bridge a few years ago, I found that the "barrier to entry" had gotten much higher. Players expect you to know a plethora of new tactics, which in bridge are known as "conventions."


The other point to notice was that the median age of players at the tournament seemed to be about 70. Not many young people are willing to get past the barrier to entry.

...As another example, consider people with an interest in baseball. Fifty years ago, many casual fans knew the batting averages and home run totals of well-known players. Today, there are fewer fans with that knowledge. Instead, there is a relatively small group of fans whose knowledge includes arcane statistics that did not exist when I was growing up.

Also, I think that interest in baseball skews older, in spite of marketing efforts aimed at the young. My sense is that in the ballpark it is mostly people over age 50 who are paying close attention to the action on the field. The younger people are on their cell phones and/or watching the JumboTron.

I believe that religion is becoming narrower, deeper, and older. A smaller fraction of the population is affiliated with a place of worship, but there may be an uptick among those deeply committed, such as Orthodox Jews. Otherwise, many congregations are thinning out as their populations age and die off.

Well It Was the 70s: The Gong Show Popsicle Twins




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1 Trying again

Posted by: Beartooth at April 14, 2017 10:04 PM (LrEX5)

2 Weird.

Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at April 14, 2017 10:04 PM (GWVcB)

3 The popsickle chick on the left? NOT GUILTY.

Posted by: Stumbo at April 14, 2017 10:04 PM (yPsNs)

4 Tick tock!


Posted by: Yikes! at April 14, 2017 10:04 PM (8iiMU)

5 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 14, 2017 10:04 PM (KCxzN)

6 So another Bermuda Triangle ONT

Posted by: Beartooth at April 14, 2017 10:05 PM (LrEX5)

7 Let's try this again.

It's been forty years. Even measured by today's snowflake standard, where was Webb wrong?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 14, 2017 10:05 PM (fD1ST)

8 Sock off, top 10?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2017 10:05 PM (8iiMU)

9 Birds, Tomatoes, and Sharks, Oh My

The "Sharknado" movies, which involve sharks being airborne and transported inland by adverse whether events, have been seen as ridiculous with no bearing on reality. This is similar to the 1978 movie "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes".

http://politicalhat.com/?p=13261

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 14, 2017 10:05 PM (vBeA5)

10 Foisting Not First upone Ye Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 14, 2017 10:06 PM (v5iqM)

11 I'll go toss the hounds a bone.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 14, 2017 10:06 PM (LrEX5)

12 Ha!

Fourth and eight, and probably 15th!

Watching Hunger Games....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2017 10:06 PM (8iiMU)

13 FYI, "Passion of the Christ" is on UP TV.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2017 10:09 PM (PY9jH)

14 I'm old and heading soon to couch and book. Have to share this quick. Just read an article that says the 2 happiest years of your life are at 23 and 69. I am not sure about this...............I am 47 and think this may be the best.

Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2017 10:09 PM (9H4KE)

15 <crawls onto thread dragging a bottle of cheap rum and a bottle of even cheaper cola, fluffs up a pillow, leans back and lights a cigarette. Coughs. Drinks.>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 10:09 PM (tHwdc)

16 All my kids did pullups.

Kung fu grip for my millenial crew.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:09 PM (Uxokn)

17 I heard Trump skipped the Seder, which is exactly the same as stuffing Jewish kittens into ovens.

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at April 14, 2017 10:10 PM (ZGg3+)

18 Looking forward to 69! Yeah, baby!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 10:10 PM (tHwdc)

19 15
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 10:09 PM (tHwdc)

..............

How old are you? Looks to me like you may have found the "happiest age"

Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2017 10:10 PM (9H4KE)

20 Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 14, 2017 10:05 PM (fD1ST)

I thought that was the point. He *wasn't* wrong, but his correctness was still WrongThink and the lesson learned in Navy circles was to just keep their mouths shut *even if saying something would be beneficial in the long run*.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 14, 2017 10:11 PM (sEDyY)

21 What a mostly depressing set of quotes.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 14, 2017 10:11 PM (gwPgz)

22 He should have shot her when he had the chance.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:11 PM (Uxokn)

23 Erev tov, fapperim ve fapperot!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 14, 2017 10:11 PM (kP16F)

24 Does the Hitachi Magic Wand come with a camera, now?

It's good to know that one can now "root" a dildo. The Internet of Things.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 10:12 PM (aKqWT)

25 -- WeaponsMan on the disproportionate contribution of Canada to the WWII war effort

--All that, plus the Stanley Cup.

It's almost unfair.

Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 10:12 PM (GsAUU)

26 Central Axis Relock.

Point shooting on steroids.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:13 PM (Uxokn)

27 These forces are called 4chan and Shia LaBeouf.


Correction: these farcesare called 4chan and the ridiculously named Shia LaBeouf.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2017 10:13 PM (SRKgf)

28 I have a similar video that I submitted to the Gong Show. Only it didn't involve popsicles, but it DID end in a giant mess.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 14, 2017 10:14 PM (+09s3)

29 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 14, 2017 10:11 PM (sEDyY)

Webb was rationally right, but politically wrong, both are unforgivable SJW sins, for which you can never do sufficient penance!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 14, 2017 10:14 PM (gwPgz)

30 Girly Men With Girly Men Hands
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Testosterone levels dropping. A generation without chests.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2017 10:15 PM (ZO497)

31 Why do bad guys always monologue?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:15 PM (Uxokn)

32 I'm old and heading soon to couch and book. Have to share this quick. Just read an article that says the 2 happiest years of your life are at 23 and 69. I am not sure about this...............I am 47 and think this may be the best.

Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2017 10:09 PM (9H4KE)




Most folks do consider 69 a very happy time in life. No matter what their age.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 14, 2017 10:16 PM (v5iqM)

33 I have it on good authority that the first ONT was stolen by a posse of midgets riding Shetland ponies.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 14, 2017 10:16 PM (LrEX5)

34 25 -- WeaponsMan on the disproportionate contribution of Canada to the WWII war effort

--All that, plus the Stanley Cup.

It's almost unfair.
Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 10:12 PM (GsAUU)

..................

Don't forget us!!

Posted by: Nickleback at April 14, 2017 10:17 PM (9H4KE)

35 Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 14, 2017 10:14 PM (+09s3)

What did you and John McCain do?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 10:17 PM (voOPb)

36 31 Why do bad guys always monologue?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:15 PM (Uxokn)

--In fiction, it makes them more interesting and relatable.

In real life, it confirms that they are narcissistic, sociopathic megalomaniacs.

Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 10:17 PM (GsAUU)

37 >>>Why do bad guys always monologue?


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:15 PM (Uxokn)<<<
It's what they do.

Posted by: Geico at April 14, 2017 10:17 PM (tRVhE)

38 35 Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 14, 2017 10:14 PM (+09s3)

What did you and John McCain do?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 10:17 PM (voOPb)



My money is on "eloping."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2017 10:18 PM (SRKgf)

39 It's good to know that one can now "root" a dildo. The Internet of Things.

---

To think, this is only the beginning of the Internet of Thingies. Where the hell will things be in 20 řears?

Posted by: mpthompson at April 14, 2017 10:18 PM (ymF9L)

40 John Wick is pissed.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:18 PM (Uxokn)

41
Today's Neutral Evenhanded Fair-Minded 100% Unbiased Headlines:

Easter Bunny to Make Unlogged Visit to White House

Let's stop calling North Korea 'crazy' and understand their motives

Evidence Is Building That the Trump Campaign Colluded With Russia

Trump is now destroying a healthy health-care system

Alt-Right Ringleader Mike Cernovich Threatens to Drop 'Motherlode' If Steve Bannon Is Ousted

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 14, 2017 10:18 PM (6sBpp)

42 Testosterone levels dropping. A generation without chests.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2017 10:15 PM (ZO497)

I don't know. I saw a kid at the tux shop today with moobs.

Posted by: Infidel at April 14, 2017 10:18 PM (uKRys)

43 I have it on good authority that the first ONT was stolen by a posse of midgets riding Shetland ponies.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 14, 2017 10:16 PM (LrEX5)


SO, they were riding small in the saddle?

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 14, 2017 10:18 PM (gwPgz)

44 Just read an article that says the 2 happiest years of your life are at 23 and 69. I am not sure about this...............I am 47 and think this may be the best.
Posted by: Molly k.

Ha! Anything past the actuarial tables is just gravy!

White male, heavy drinker, heart disease, CHD, Cancer, age 62 and still kicking....

Posted by: Older Fart at April 14, 2017 10:18 PM (uyrlv)

45 Tomorrow is going to be consumed by bringing the Toy out of storage and doing the requisite maintenance so it can be driven.

For me, THIS is the onset of Spring. I man to use it a good deal more than last year, too man other things interfered

Posted by: irongrampa at April 14, 2017 10:19 PM (S/hVx)

46 Talk about an eclectic ONT: Thanks MisHum!!

Posted by: ibguy at April 14, 2017 10:19 PM (vUcdz)

47 Canadians (the Winnipeg Grenadiers) also defended Hong Kong while the mother country was preoccupied in Europe. The Japanese were not kind to them.

Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 10:19 PM (GsAUU)

48 >> What did you and John McCain do?

They tried fisting.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 10:20 PM (aKqWT)

49 It's such a hockey cliche', but King Henrik is standing on his head in OT.

("Literally!" --Joe Biden)

Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 10:20 PM (GsAUU)

50 How old are you? Looks to me like you may have found the "happiest age"

Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2017 10:10 PM (9H4KE)

Molly, I'm crawling around in the desert looking for my Oasis.
"I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now..."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 10:21 PM (tHwdc)

51 John Wick is awesome.

No chick drama.

Shoot. Cool line. Punch. Cool line.

Shoot.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:21 PM (Uxokn)

52 39 It's good to know that one can now "root" a dildo. The Internet of Things.

.............

Being a simpleton I am about to look up the USDA Plant Hardiness Zone Map but something tells me I may be on the wrong path.............

Posted by: Nickleback at April 14, 2017 10:21 PM (9H4KE)

53 Shoot, Habs win a thriller.

18 seconds was too long for the Rangers.

Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 10:21 PM (GsAUU)

54 John Wick never gets nagged.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:22 PM (Uxokn)

55 I don't know. I saw a kid at the tux shop today with moobs.
Posted by: Infidel at April 14, 2017 10:18 PM (uKRys)



I was on vacation at a pool in AZ when I was appreciating a young lady jiggling by topless ... until I realized that "she" was a "he."

I get queasy even thinking about it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2017 10:22 PM (SRKgf)

56 It involved using a gong mallet....but not in the traditional sense.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 14, 2017 10:22 PM (+09s3)

57 Oh Crap...........I use to laugh at people that couldn't take the effort to remove their socks. At least I can say I've never been barreled.

Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2017 10:22 PM (9H4KE)

58 Oh my God! He rode without a helmet!

*rams door*
*shoots dog*
*flashbangs baby brother*
*taze mom*
*knock out dad*
*grab kid*

Don't worry, you're safe now. You're going to foster care and won't ever be let outside again!

Posted by: CPS SWAT Team at April 14, 2017 10:23 PM (0mRoj)

59 Isn't Shia Le Whatever mentally unstable? I mean for real.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

60 What's the new John Wick movie about? They kill his cat this time?

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at April 14, 2017 10:24 PM (ZGg3+)

61 It's good to know that one can now "root" a dildo. The Internet of Things.


Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should actually go and do that something!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 14, 2017 10:24 PM (gwPgz)

62 I have to say, chicks have always been into my hands.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2017 10:24 PM (EZebt)

63 White male, heavy drinker, heart disease, CHD, Cancer, age 62 and still kicking....
Posted by: Older Fart at April 14, 2017 10:18 PM (uyrlv)

..............

Bravo!! Only 7 more years and you won't be able to wipe the smile off your face!

Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2017 10:24 PM (9H4KE)

64 Fast and Furious is ghey.

Should have quit after the first one.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:25 PM (Uxokn)

65 46 Talk about an eclectic ONT: Thanks MisHum!!
Posted by: ibguy at April 14, 2017 10:19 PM (vUcdz)

It wasn't me
Guest blogger wrote, I posted

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 10:25 PM (voOPb)

66 All right! Something for us heathens.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 14, 2017 10:26 PM (R+30W)

67 55 Why THANK you for thinking I look young! I'm blushing now!

.....whadd'ya doing later?

Posted by: "Caitlyn" Jenner at April 14, 2017 10:26 PM (+09s3)

68 I don't know. I saw a kid at the tux shop today with moobs.
Posted by: Infidel at April 14, 2017 10:18 PM (uKRys)


Don't worry. The lefties will solve that by limiting the size of coca colas you are allowed to buy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

69 I expect that I will watch The Greatest Story Ever Told again this weekend, who could possibly be the new Charleston Heston? Mel Gibson?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 14, 2017 10:26 PM (6Ll1u)

70 I was on vacation at a pool in AZ when I was appreciating a young lady jiggling by topless ... until I realized that "she" was a "he."

I get queasy even thinking about it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2017 10:22 PM (SRKgf)

..............

The Bro man, the Bro!

Posted by: Frank Costanza at April 14, 2017 10:27 PM (9H4KE)

71 Heh, We're the Millers on Comedy Central.

"Congratulations, you've sneaked into Mexico!" is so hilarious. Too bad I missed that line.

Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 10:27 PM (GsAUU)

72 What's the new John Wick movie about? They kill his cat this time?
===

I'm afraid to watch it.

They will screw it up. I just know it.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:28 PM (Uxokn)

73 >>>Don't worry. The lefties will solve that by limiting the size of coca colas you are allowed to buy.

Which is contrary to their legalized pot system

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 10:28 PM (voOPb)

74 Who is Blogger X? Is he accredited?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 14, 2017 10:28 PM (R+30W)

75 Who is Blogger X????

Posted by: lindarose at April 14, 2017 10:28 PM (JNDQi)

76 But today, older millennial men and women are roughly equal when it comes to grip strength.

-
Down twinkles.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 14, 2017 10:29 PM (Nwg0u)

77 4chan for the win.

Posted by: shibumi at April 14, 2017 10:29 PM (FkAXz)

78 I'm so old I actually saw the popsicle girls when it first aired. It took a few seconds to realize what was going on. I think I spent the rest of the day in my bunk.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 14, 2017 10:29 PM (LrEX5)

79 He should have shot her.


Dammit.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:29 PM (Uxokn)

80 Mr. WDS' uncle was a fighter pilot from Speers Saskatchewan. He was one of eight Canadian pilots to be awarded the Conspicuous Gallantry award. He was shot down over Germany in 1944 and was laid to rest at Durnbach War Cemetary. There is a bay in northern Saskatchewan named in his honor.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 14, 2017 10:29 PM (mMeIQ)

81 Did that actually happen on The Gong Show? Man, can you imagine that today?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2017 10:29 PM (8HGb7)

82 "Aaron MacLean on what the whole Jim Webb-Annapolis debacle has taught current midshipmen"


----------------------


Honestly, I have a hard time getting outraged that the leftist crap that Jim Webb helped cultivate... in the larger society but most especially in the navy... came back to bite him in the ass.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 14, 2017 10:29 PM (FTXAT)

83 >>>I expect that I will watch The Greatest Story Ever
Told again this weekend, who could possibly be the new Charleston
Heston? Mel Gibson?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 14, 2017 10:26 PM (6Ll1u)<<<

From my cold, dead hands!... but first you will blow me.

Posted by: Mel Gibson Heston at April 14, 2017 10:29 PM (tRVhE)

84 I haven't made an ONT in ages..............Truth is it's all fun and games until you have about 3 pairs of socks on and you are about to faceplant into the keyboard. I better call it a night.

Posted by: Frank Costanza at April 14, 2017 10:30 PM (9H4KE)

85 John Wick is pissed.
Posted by: Mortimer
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Someone's day has taken a turn for the worse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2017 10:30 PM (ZO497)

86 I was on vacation at a pool in AZ when I was appreciating a young lady jiggling by topless ... until I realized that "she" was a "he."

I get queasy even thinking about it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


I understand your pain. I was once at a sauna at a health club. The woman sitting across from me had quite a bit of chest hair in her cleavage. I mean dark, chest hair like a man. It was the only thing masculine about her. No large shoulders or adam's apple. It was really hard not to stare.

If she had some hormone or medication issue, you would have thought that she would have used Nair or something.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

87 Ahhhh geeze................ Did it again. Good night.

Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2017 10:31 PM (9H4KE)

88 A new scientific study of medieval human bones, excavated from a deserted English village, suggests the corpses they came from were burnt and mutilated. Researchers from the University of Southampton and Historic England believe this was carried out by villagers who believed that it would stop the corpses rising from their graves and menacing the living.

-
And it worked. Meanwhile, in 21st century America, Hillary abides her time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 14, 2017 10:31 PM (Nwg0u)

89 The Democrats, when they're not being the party of Traitors, are the party of Stupid. I live in Oklahoma--its oil and gas country. The Democratic state representatives just proposed HERE in oil and gas country, that they would be willing to support Republicans in raising cigarette taxes...if....IF...Republicans would be willing to support increased taxes on....yes...you know where this is going...increased taxes on...OIL AND GAS PRODUCTION!

God damn it. How the hell can they be that freaking stupid? How the hell did they get elected in the first place in OIL AND GAS COUNTRY? How does ANYONE vote for the Democratic party these days? They spend the ENTIRETY of their time plotting AGAINST the very people who stupidly put them in office.

Posted by: Crusader at April 14, 2017 10:32 PM (OXPMi)

90 Hey San Franpsycho, one more reason to stay out of the East Bay is Chucks Bar on San Pablo Blvd in Pinole. Trust me.

Posted by: JROD at April 14, 2017 10:32 PM (QSdIk)

91 >> Being a simpleton I am about to look up the USDA Plant Hardiness Zone Map but something tells me I may be on the wrong path.............

---------------

If you are seriously wondering (and interested), "to root" is l33t hacker talk for "hack into and take full control of". "Root" comes from the Unix world, where root is the name of the superuser, UserID 0, which has complete control over the system.

Linux, which is an open source/free version of said Unix is in everything now, including smart dildos, now apparently.

And thus the l33t hackers hack into the dildo, gain root access, and thus own the dildo.

Apparently there is a demand for such smart dildos and got knows what else, butt plugs I guess.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 10:32 PM (aKqWT)

92 I've noticed that younger males now have much weaker handshakes. It's like they're trying to be dainty.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 14, 2017 10:33 PM (xPl2J)

93 74 Who is Blogger X?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 14, 2017 10:28 PM (R+30W)


Must be a Black Muslim, judging from the name.

Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2017 10:33 PM (sdi6R)

94 I totally believe that milennial grip strength. I have a part time job that entails bursts of physical labor and the 50 year old run rings not only around the 30 year olds, but the 20 year olds as well. And shaking hands with some of these guys is like shaking a cold, limp fish.....must be all the soy products in their diet.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 14, 2017 10:33 PM (8HGb7)

95 Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

Damn girl, you're a hater

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 10:33 PM (voOPb)

96 Hey all, hate feeling like I'm begging but prayers would be welcome as I found out today I'm being downsized either almost immediately with a month of pay or at the end of June and I'm kind of on the verge of losing it right now.

Thanks for the space to ask.

Posted by: Bete the deplorable at April 14, 2017 10:33 PM (Ojki1)

97 Flying Under Fire: Canadian Fliers Recall the Second World War by William J Wheeler

Good read. AOP sent me a copy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2017 10:33 PM (ZO497)

98 John Wick just found Marcus' body.

Now everybody will die.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:34 PM (Uxokn)

99 Chuck Barris was CIA, wasn't he?

Figures.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 10:34 PM (aKqWT)

100 John Wick 1 made me sad when his beagle puppy was murdered. But he tracked the bastards down and killed them.

John Wick 2 made me smile when he killed more bad guys on principle, and promised to kill any more murdering puppy killers that try to kill him!

I like beagle puppies. Bad guys that murder puppies must die!

Posted by: Older Fart at April 14, 2017 10:34 PM (uyrlv)

101 90 Hey San Franpsycho, one more reason to stay out of the East Bay is Chucks Bar on San Pablo Blvd in Pinole. Trust me.
Posted by: JROD at April 14, 2017 10:32 PM (QSdIk)



The route out of SF to the Bay Bridge used to run right past a South of Market bar called the "Ramrodder."

Subtle, but effective.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2017 10:35 PM (SRKgf)

102 On the Tournament Bridge thing: Did that used to be called "Contract Bridge"?

Because once I did some Greek cooking in the kitchen of one of the owners of the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. The maid cleaned up after us. A different experience for me.

Anyway, her hubby was really into Contract Bridge. Didn't gamble at the casino.

Posted by: KTbarthedoor at April 14, 2017 10:35 PM (qahv/)

103 Meanwhile, in 21st century America, Hillary abides her time.

I'm tempted to put a flag pole in my yard...just so I can fly a US flag TWICE AS HIGH as normal once that evil bitch passes.

Posted by: Crusader at April 14, 2017 10:35 PM (OXPMi)

104 69 I expect that I will watch The Greatest Story Ever Told again this weekend, who could possibly be the new Charleston Heston? Mel Gibson?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


When Meryl Streep was giving her lefty douchebag speech, in that annoying voice of hers, there was a photo of Mel Gibson and Vince Vaughn giving her the stinkeye. I mean they were just glaring.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

105 Hey all, hate feeling like I'm begging but prayers would be welcome as I found out today I'm being downsized either almost immediately with a month of pay or at the end of June and I'm kind of on the verge of losing it right now.

Thanks for the space to ask.
Posted by: Bete
---------------

You got 'em. But, hang tough, life often takes unpredictable turns for the better.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2017 10:35 PM (ZO497)

106 92 I've noticed that younger males now have much weaker handshakes. It's like they're trying to be dainty.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 14, 2017 10:33 PM (xPl2J)



Make a statement: crush the bones in their hands.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2017 10:36 PM (SRKgf)

107 So, there's this show on TLC called "My Big American Gypsy Wedding."I don't know the purpose of the show

On an episode earlier today, a girl got engaged at 15. OMG. Plus... the people on this show make the Kardashians look like Stoics.

Is the purpose of this to make us dislike gypsies? Becuase it's kind of doing that to me. All of them seem to be emotional basket cases, no matter what the age.

Or are we trying to show how it's great to get married before 18? To be honest, most girls are 1-19, so paving the way for pedophilia/Islam.

Do not let your son/daughter fall in love with a gypsy.

/that is all.

Posted by: shibumi at April 14, 2017 10:36 PM (FkAXz)

108 All bad guys have helicopters.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:37 PM (Uxokn)

109 Bete

Will be adding you to my prayers.

Posted by: KT at April 14, 2017 10:38 PM (qahv/)

110 Bete, prayers for God's peace and provision.

Posted by: Emmie at April 14, 2017 10:38 PM (xVuS6)

111 My husband likes to watch old games shows. The Match Game was filled with innuendo and there was lots of kissing on the lips. It was also very not politically correct. Never would have been made today.

Posted by: lindarose at April 14, 2017 10:38 PM (JNDQi)

112 Bete the deplorable,

You hang in there. You WILL come thru this. I've survived things I wasn't sure how I was going to survive. But God finds a way, whether you believe in Him or not--that's just how He rolls.

Posted by: Crusader at April 14, 2017 10:38 PM (OXPMi)

113 Walking my beagle puppy the first few times out was a humbling experience.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 14, 2017 10:39 PM (SI21n)

114 73 >>>Don't worry. The lefties will solve that by limiting the size of coca colas you are allowed to buy.

Which is contrary to their legalized pot system
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Years ago I offered a soda to a guy and he said, "I don't drink chemicals," in a patronizing tone. I know for a fact that this guy used drugs a lot. And not just weed. He did cocaine, and had done LSD. Unfortunately I was nicer then and didn't tell him what fraud he was.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:39 PM (+lVUW)

115 today, older millennial men and women are roughly equal when it comes to grip strength.

In many areas, they seem to be shooting for "roughly equal to women".

Posted by: t-bird at April 14, 2017 10:40 PM (ZIFyZ)

116 Years ago I offered a soda to a guy and he said, "I don't drink chemicals," in a patronizing tone. I know for a fact that this guy used drugs a lot. And not just weed. He did cocaine, and had done LSD. Unfortunately I was nicer then and didn't tell him what fraud he was.


Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:39 PM


He was probably tripping.

Posted by: otho at April 14, 2017 10:41 PM (lmIoG)

117 I think April's about to pop.........

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 14, 2017 10:41 PM (br2jI)

118 Years ago I offered a soda to a guy and he said, "I don't drink chemicals," in a patronizing tone. I know for a fact that this guy used drugs a lot. And not just weed. He did cocaine, and had done LSD. Unfortunately I was nicer then and didn't tell him what fraud he was.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:39 PM (+lVUW)



I had a Berkeley shithead tell me he didn't get his dog vaccinated for rabies because he "didn't want a chemical dog."

Meanwhile, he did every drug he could get his hands on ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 14, 2017 10:41 PM (SRKgf)

119 @102: "On the Tournament Bridge thing: Did that used to be called "Contract Bridge"?"

Duplicate bridge. Same hands are given to all tables in the room and your score is based upon your performance relative to average outcomes.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2017 10:42 PM (3Vlkn)

120 Don't let your baby grow up to be_____________?

This should be good.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 14, 2017 10:42 PM (6Ll1u)

121 111 My husband likes to watch old games shows. The Match Game was filled with innuendo and there was lots of kissing on the lips. It was also very not politically correct. Never would have been made today.
Posted by: lindarose at April 14, 2017 10:38 PM (JNDQi)

--Richard Dawson especially had great moments.

And the borderline porno theme music was a riot.

Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 10:42 PM (GsAUU)

122 Bravo!! Only 7 more years and you won't be able to wipe the smile off your face!
Posted by: Molly k.

No, I'll make it past 84 just to piss the actuarial table makers off.

Posted by: Older Fart at April 14, 2017 10:42 PM (SEFXb)

123 The professional media has trained accredited journalists and layers and layers of fact checkers. On right-wing blogs, some anonymous guy can just waltz in and take over the whole operation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 14, 2017 10:42 PM (JZdsf)

124 Years ago I offered a soda to a guy and he said, "I don't drink
chemicals," in a patronizing tone. I know for a fact that this guy used
drugs a lot. And not just weed. He did cocaine, and had done LSD.


I had a similar experience. I once listened to a vegan pontificate about the health benefits of her vegan diet....as she chain-smoked.

Posted by: Crusader at April 14, 2017 10:43 PM (OXPMi)

125 Let's see, who was the Match Game host? Gene Rayburn?

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 10:43 PM (aKqWT)

126 One year the set looked like a confederate flag. They smoked while doing the show.

Posted by: lindarose at April 14, 2017 10:43 PM (JNDQi)

127 >>>Years ago I offered a soda to a guy and he said, "I don't drink
chemicals," in a patronizing tone. I know for a fact that this guy used
drugs a lot. And not just weed. He did cocaine, and had done LSD.
Unfortunately I was nicer then and didn't tell him what fraud he was.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:39 PM<<<




Probably just drinks water, right?



Good thing that's not a chemical.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 14, 2017 10:43 PM (tRVhE)

128 Bete


Personal experience here.

Take a week. Clear your head. Update resume. Decide on your next move. Buy a suit or nice jacket if you don't have one.

Join every professional organization you can. Network with people face to face. Put a profile on LinkedIn but it is for reference only.

Work out. Stay in shape. Acheive fitness goals. Do not stop. Endorphins are your friend.

Go to every convention and trade show in your business. Dress nice. Go to the vendor booths. Have copy of resume on hand. You will get hired.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:44 PM (Uxokn)

129 I have to say, chicks have always been into my hands.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2017 10:24 PM (EZebt)

My first husband had great hands and forearms. His best feature.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 10:44 PM (tHwdc)

130 The academies have been like that for a long time.

Posted by: Jean at April 14, 2017 10:45 PM (zZb/S)

131 The professional media has trained accredited journalists and layers and layers of fact checkers.
--

I used to work at a tv station in a technical position. Pretty sure the "fact checkers" were the "bimbo reporters" "reading" the story.

And fact checking meant "don't say anything that could get us sued."

There are a lot fewer people back there than you imagine, in fact, pretty sure that locally, dedicated fact checkers are non-existent.

Posted by: shibumi at April 14, 2017 10:45 PM (FkAXz)

132 125 Let's see, who was the Match Game host? Gene Rayburn?
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 10:43 PM (aKqWT)

--Yes. It looked so funny because he was quite tall but held a tiny, slender mic.

Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 10:45 PM (GsAUU)

133 John Wick just killed that dude. Now he needs a dog.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:46 PM (Uxokn)

134 I have to say, chicks have always been into my hands.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2017 10:24 PM (EZebt)

Same here!

Literally!

Posted by: DJT at April 14, 2017 10:46 PM (GsAUU)

135 Did someone mention "paving the way for pedophila"?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ldhm6jd

This isn't the first time PuffHo has peddled this kind of rot...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 14, 2017 10:46 PM (kP16F)

136 Bete the deplorable,
Sorry, will pray.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:47 PM (+lVUW)

137 >>>My first husband had great hands and forearms. His best feature.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 10:44 PM (tHwdc)<<<

Ah guh guh guh. Don'tsk embarrask me like that.

Posted by: Popeye, the first Mr. Miley at April 14, 2017 10:47 PM (tRVhE)

138 The music that Gene Gene the Dancing Machine dances to (clip at the Gong Show link) is a combo of two Count Basie tunes.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 14, 2017 10:48 PM (R+30W)

139 This is the first Friday night in months I'm totally sober.

Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 10:48 PM (GsAUU)

140 To get this N Korea resolved by the end of the weekend so the stock market will get back on track...outfit MC-130s to carry loads of aerosolized phencyclidine...overfly Pyongyang to induce mass psychosis and panic...translate the Vietnam Wandering Soul sounds into Korean and jam the TV and radio stations.

No death, no destruction, just a reordering of minds.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 14, 2017 10:48 PM (SI21n)

141 I have a whole channel dedicated to old game shows, BUZZR. How about Bill Cullin, or Bert Convey?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 14, 2017 10:49 PM (6Ll1u)

142 Apparently there is a demand for such smart dildos and got knows what else, butt plugs I guess.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 10:32 PM (aKqWT)

"Smart butt plugs" - I understand the words but not...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 10:49 PM (tHwdc)

143 I've noticed that younger males now have much weaker handshakes. It's like they're trying to be dainty.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 14, 2017 10:33 PM (xPl2J)


They didn't spend their childhood splitting firewood and clearing brush with a machete.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2017 10:49 PM (ii4h0)

144 This is the first Friday night in months I'm totally sober.
====

Well, stop it.



Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:49 PM (Uxokn)

145 A. It wasn't just WWII, the big WWI breakthroughs on the western front came from the Canadians and the Australians. Not a stretch to say that Aussie General John Monash won the war.

B. Got a little dusty in here watching video of Henry Aaron at the ceremony opening the Braves new ballpark.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 14, 2017 10:49 PM (F0ZHr)

146 Is Channing Tatum Tatum O'Neal's and Carol Channing's daughter???

Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2017 10:49 PM (nlbfN)

147 Walking my beagle puppy the first few times out was a humbling experience.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

Beagles don't listen to anybody. But they are adorable, they know it, and they demand appreciation!

Have you been trained yet in the rules of mutual beagle adoration?

Posted by: Older Fart at April 14, 2017 10:49 PM (mBYZv)

148 Ah guh guh guh. Don'tsk embarrask me like that.

Posted by: Popeye, the first Mr. Miley at April 14, 2017 10:47 PM (tRVhE)

I'l embarrass you all I want, you little pip squeak.

Posted by: Bluto at April 14, 2017 10:49 PM (T71PA)

149 111 My husband likes to watch old games shows. The Match Game was filled with innuendo and there was lots of kissing on the lips. It was also very not politically correct. Never would have been made today.
Posted by: lindarose at April 14, 2017 10:38 PM (JNDQi)

I saw a video of Elvis recently and he was kissing all the female audience members on the lips. I though, he wouldn't be able to do that today.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l9MoPyWxXuQ

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 14, 2017 10:50 PM (u8Ywb)

150 Haven't read comments. Did we find out who Blogger X is? So many quotes, I'm guessing that guy that used to do the ONTs, Matt Hemlock or something.

That kid who didn't wear a helmet? In a few years, as a rocker, he tried to jump from the stage for crowd surfing, but no one caught him and he would have probably died from the concussion, but... yes, he was wearing a helmet.

Goooood evening Friday, technicolor people in little gray boxes!

Posted by: mindful webworker - absurdly at April 14, 2017 10:50 PM (hGZJP)

151 103 Meanwhile, in 21st century America, Hillary abides her time.

I'm tempted to put a flag pole in my yard...just so I can fly a US flag TWICE AS HIGH as normal once that evil bitch passes.
Posted by: Crusader


The best thing about this business with Hillary, is that you just know that there are democrats who want her to just GO AWAY! But they can't say anything because they'd be accused of sexism. Heh.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:50 PM (+lVUW)

152 That Raine Herzig is going to be a problem.

I can see.

Posted by: eleven at April 14, 2017 10:50 PM (qUNWi)

153 140 To get this N Korea resolved by the end of the weekend so the stock market will get back on track...outfit MC-130s to carry loads of aerosolized phencyclidine...overfly Pyongyang to induce mass psychosis and panic...translate the Vietnam Wandering Soul sounds into Korean and jam the TV and radio stations.

---------

Oh boy, this is gonna be great!

Posted by: Flounder at April 14, 2017 10:51 PM (JZdsf)

154 81 Did that actually happen on The Gong Show? Man, can you imagine that today?
Posted by: JoeF.



It would be fine as long as it was a couple of gay dudes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 14, 2017 10:51 PM (pY+s4)

155 C. If I understand things correctly, we can now utilize stolen NSA hacking tools to access porn.

D. Were we really having trouble accessing porn thereby necessitating hacking of it?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 14, 2017 10:51 PM (F0ZHr)

156 John Wick is On Demand.


Sweet.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:51 PM (Uxokn)

157 F_ck hollywood movie posters. Upon seeing each latest one, cant help think "ooh, gunz r bad, but we rilly luvs em in our movie posters" is what h'wood is saying. At a job interview with a hollywood ad agency, noticed poster in foyer which inc'l a flipped pic of a SMLE. Mentioned a left hand version was never made. Kiss of death. (HOW DARE YOU KNOW GUNS AND QUESTION OUR ART!!!??).

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at April 14, 2017 10:51 PM (z0vA6)

158 The music that Gene Gene the Dancing Machine dances to (clip at the Gong Show link) is a combo of two Count Basie tunes.
...

That guy was great.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at April 14, 2017 10:51 PM (T71PA)

159 90 Hey San Franpsycho, one more reason to stay out of the East Bay is Chucks Bar on San Pablo Blvd in Pinole. Trust me.
Posted by: JROD at April 14, 2017 10:32 PM (QSdIk)

===

I don't drink but once a year, so you don't have to persuade me, but I'll ask anyway. How come?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2017 10:51 PM (EZebt)

160 Hey all, hate feeling like I'm begging but prayers
would be welcome as I found out today I'm being downsized either almost
immediately with a month of pay or at the end of June and I'm kind of on
the verge of losing it right now.



Thanks for the space to ask.

Posted by: Bete the deplorable at April 14, 2017 10:33 PM (Ojki1)

Special prayers for the downsized, Bete, and you're among friends here. Many under and unemployed deplorables among us.



Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 10:51 PM (tHwdc)

161 Heh. Popsickle twins.

A man took his wife out shoe-shopping. As she sat down and the salesman slipped on her first shoe, he caught an up-skirt glimmer of her hoo-ha. "Mmmm, I would like to eat that full of ice cream." the salesman cooed to himself.

The woman was embarrassed, grabbed her purse and burst out of the store, trailing her husband behind. "Why didn't you do something!" She screamed to her husband. "I'm not messing with ANY man that can eat that much ice cream." Her husband replied.

Have a great weekend! Ice cream and pie for the horde.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at April 14, 2017 10:52 PM (n8Jnc)

162 #145 And Sir Arthur Currie...
http://preview.tinyurl.com/mk9flwo

BTW, if the war would have carried on into 1919, Lloyd George was going to have made Currie the British C-in-C with Monash as his Chief-of-Staff.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2017 10:53 PM (nlbfN)

163 Posted by: Bete the deplorable at April 14, 2017 10:33 PM (Ojki1)

Prayers sent my friend.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 14, 2017 10:53 PM (u8Ywb)

164 They didn't spend their childhood splitting firewood and clearing brush with a machete.

They could probably pull a tractor with those X-Box thumbs, though!

Posted by: t-bird at April 14, 2017 10:53 PM (8zL5i)

165 I saw a video of Elvis recently and he was kissing all the female audience members on the lips. I though, he wouldn't be able to do that today.

Of course not -- he's DEAD!!

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 14, 2017 10:53 PM (SSOBJ)

166 Screw Jim Webb. For years he has tried so promote the interests of non victim class class Americans and be something of a centrist in the Dem-Socialist party only to be slapped down again and again. Still he persists. He refuses to learn.

Posted by: Ripley at April 14, 2017 10:53 PM (NbRJx)

167 Must be a Black Muslim, judging from the name.

Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2017 10:33 PM (sdi6R)

Heh....

It has to be CDR M having fun with the Moron Horde....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2017 10:53 PM (rF0hx)

168 Maybe "Blogger X" is like a self-driving test car for ONT posts?

If so, then I'd say the cobs are safe.

For now.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2017 10:53 PM (3Vlkn)

169 It wasn't just WWII, the big WWI breakthroughs on the western front came from the Canadians and the Australians. Not a stretch to say that Aussie General John Monash won the war.

-
August 18, 1918. Ludendorff called it the black day of the German army.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 14, 2017 10:54 PM (Nwg0u)

170 125 Let's see, who was the Match Game host? Gene Rayburn?
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 10:43 PM (aKqWT)


I remember Gene Rayburn hosting the Match Game in the 60s. The 70s version was a revival.

Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2017 10:54 PM (sdi6R)

171 Sorry to hear that, Bete.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 14, 2017 10:54 PM (F0ZHr)

172 My first husband had great hands and forearms. His best feature.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 10:44 PM (tHwdc)

===

It's one of those things I don't think many men know that women appreciate about men. Like eyebrows, right?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2017 10:54 PM (EZebt)

173 Oh...shit. That's MisHum's byline...never mind.

Who is Blogger X?

Any really old-timers remember a "Blogger X?"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2017 10:54 PM (rF0hx)

174 Ice cream in a hooha?



::eeesh::

Posted by: eleven at April 14, 2017 10:54 PM (qUNWi)

175 Ice cream in a hooha?
===

Usually have to pay extra for that.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:55 PM (Uxokn)

176 MH, the 4 chan article alone could be the ONT. Laughing my ass off. Thank you!

Posted by: keena at April 14, 2017 10:55 PM (RiTnx)

177 I had a Berkeley shithead tell me he didn't get his dog vaccinated for rabies because he "didn't want a chemical dog."

Meanwhile, he did every drug he could get his hands on ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Gwyneth Paltrow probably had him convinced that his dog would become autistic. I hope for that guy's dog's sake that the poor creature doesn't get distemper, heart worms, or any other painful ailment that's preventable.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:55 PM (+lVUW)

178 Personal experience here.

Take a week. Clear your head. Update resume. Decide on your next move. Buy a suit or nice jacket if you don't have one.

Join every professional organization you can. Network with people face to face. Put a profile on LinkedIn but it is for reference only.

Work out. Stay in shape. Acheive fitness goals. Do not stop. Endorphins are your friend.

Go to every convention and trade show in your business. Dress nice. Go to the vendor booths. Have copy of resume on hand. You will get hired.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!

As above, and I'll add:

If someone in your field isn't hiring, offer to work as a 1099 if something pops up. If could get you in the door. This might suck, but make the same offer to your current employer.

Volunteer somewhere. Just a few hours a week. Stay out of your house!

Make sure you understand the Cobra health benefits and hit the dentist and doctors right now, ask for 180 day prescriptions if possible.

Posted by: Jean at April 14, 2017 10:56 PM (zZb/S)

179 They could probably pull a tractor with those X-Box thumbs, though!
----------
**snort**

Posted by: lindarose at April 14, 2017 10:56 PM (JNDQi)

180 It's good to know that one can now "root" a dildo. The Internet of Things.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 10:12 PM

Good to know I'm not the only one who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves.

Posted by: Koala Dundee at April 14, 2017 10:56 PM (DMUuz)

181 'night, all.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 14, 2017 10:56 PM (SSOBJ)

182 Ok who's the guest blogger because I have to thank them for the 4chan article which cracks me up just thinking about it

Posted by: keena at April 14, 2017 10:56 PM (RiTnx)

183 173 Oh...shit. That's MisHum's byline...never mind.

Who is Blogger X?

Any really old-timers remember a "Blogger X?"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2017 10:54 PM (rF0hx)

++++

Why don't you just hop on the secret cob channel and ask MisHum?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 14, 2017 10:56 PM (R+30W)

Posted by: Koala Dundee at April 14, 2017 10:56 PM (DMUuz)

185 Of course not -- he's DEAD!!

Elvis is not dead, you heretic. He's living on Enceldaus with JFK and Keith Richards.

Yes, I know what I wrote there.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 14, 2017 10:56 PM (F0ZHr)

186 Isn't Shia Le Whatever mentally unstable? I mean for real.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

Even by leftard standards, he's nuttier than squirrel shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2017 10:57 PM (0deF2)

187 174 Ice cream in a hooha?



::eeesh::

--------

I made a male chauvinist pig of myself at Farrell's

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 14, 2017 10:57 PM (JZdsf)

188 Hey MP Rudd...
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
This is the invasion the Germans didn't do. And you're not fighting them on the seas, on the beaches, or in the cities and towns.
Wake up.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 14, 2017 10:57 PM (0tfLf)

189 This is the first Friday night in months I'm totally sober.

Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 10:48 PM (GsAUU)

And I'm planning to get utterly shitfaced! The cosmos is in balance.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 10:58 PM (tHwdc)

190 The best thing about this business with Hillary, is that you just know that there are democrats who want her to just GO AWAY! But they can't say anything because they'd be accused of sexism. Heh.
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Weirdly, a neighbor last week hauled out a Hillary/Kaine sign and planted it in his front yard.

As an aside, this neighbor is referred to as 'Norman Bates' by the rest of the neighbors. He was also busted for having 30 dogs living inside his house.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2017 10:58 PM (ZO497)

191 Nine quotes of the day?

Maybe it's just me, but I'd be a little worried if a restaurant offered nine soups of the day on the same day, y'know?

*taps his nose*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2017 10:58 PM (3Vlkn)

192 Hey San Franpsycho, one more reason to stay out of the East Bay is Chucks Bar on San Pablo Blvd in Pinole. Trust me.


Posted by: JROD at April 14, 2017 10:32 PM (QSdIk)


I got tossed out of a bar on San Pablo in...oh...1996 or 1997.

Somebody threw a lit cigarette in my face.

And I got tossed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2017 10:59 PM (rF0hx)

193 John Wick got a package. It's a dog.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 10:59 PM (Uxokn)

194 Millennials didn't spend their childhood working their way through Pac-Man.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 14, 2017 11:00 PM (SI21n)

195 I got tossed out of a bar on San Pablo in...oh...1996 or 1997.

Somebody threw a lit cigarette in my face.

And I got tossed.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2017 10:59 PM (rF0hx)


Free cigarette, though.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 14, 2017 11:00 PM (8nWyX)

196 To get this N Korea resolved by the end of the weekend so the stock market will get back on track...outfit MC-130s to carry loads of aerosolized phencyclidine...overfly Pyongyang to induce mass psychosis and panic...translate the Vietnam Wandering Soul sounds into Korean and jam the TV and radio stations.

No death, no destruction, just a reordering of minds.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

BZ!! The French liked it

Posted by: Jean at April 14, 2017 11:00 PM (zZb/S)

197 >>>And I got tossed.

After a knuckle sandwich was given to a certain jackass

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 11:01 PM (voOPb)

198 Let's not be criticizing other people's packages now.

Posted by: eleven at April 14, 2017 11:01 PM (qUNWi)

199 Thanks. You guys have helped me more than I can ever say over the past year and almost a half as I struggled with a nasty bout of depression even while I just read the comments.

Don't know that I'll make the cut with the Big Guy upstairs but I've thanked him for all you'vyou've done without ever knowing just by being you.

Might have left a few threads out of that thanks though that may not be on His fav list. Then again, He made the platypus so clearly He has a sense of humor.

Posted by: Bete the deplorable at April 14, 2017 11:02 PM (Ojki1)

200 147 Walking my beagle puppy the first few times out was a humbling experience.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie


Warning, if you let her out at 1:30 in the morning she may spot a bunny and wake the whole neighborhood with loud, high pitched baying.
Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2017 11:02 PM (+lVUW)

201 Wow......tough crowd. Post about my husband's uncle and no one even finds it noteworthy?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 14, 2017 11:02 PM (mMeIQ)

202 It's one of those things I don't think many men know that women appreciate about men. Like eyebrows, right?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2017 10:54 PM (EZebt)

You mean, the ability to lick one's own?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 11:02 PM (tHwdc)

203 John Wick just fed his puppy some cereal.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 14, 2017 11:02 PM (Uxokn)

204 I'd say it's pretty clear the Millennials are not keeping up their end in the masturbation department.

Posted by: eleven at April 14, 2017 11:03 PM (qUNWi)

205 If you tell us the time marker for John Wick, some of us will be able to follow along.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 14, 2017 11:04 PM (VdICR)

206 My second wife said that she looked at my big strong construction hands when I met her, she liked that. I would expect that men have similar attractions./ src. Is that how you do it?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 14, 2017 11:04 PM (6Ll1u)

207 202 It's one of those things I don't think many men know that women appreciate about men. Like eyebrows, right?
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Like playing the guitar....

Posted by: lindarose at April 14, 2017 11:04 PM (JNDQi)

208 Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2017 10:53 PM (3Vlkn)

I don't care anymore, I don't even look when I cross the streets anymore

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 11:04 PM (voOPb)

209 John Wick 1 made me sad when his beagle puppy was murdered. But he tracked the bastards down and killed them.

John Wick 2 made me smile when he killed more bad guys on principle, and promised to kill any more murdering puppy killers that try to kill him!

I like beagle puppies. Bad guys that murder puppies must die!
Posted by: Older Fart




well, did he really have a choice? if someone kills your dog everything is on hold until the are avenged.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2017 11:05 PM (cPsPa)

210 Well, I'm certainly rooting for the dildo.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at April 14, 2017 11:05 PM (Tyii7)

211 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGb7mK9Nd0M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SF318DVBJY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppfVAOzKJxs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqJOE0SyWnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8W13Cx4rR8

Q: What do these songs have in common, besides being sung by Frank Sinatra?

A. They're the first five songs on Bob Dylan's new album "Triplicate". The arrangements are nearly identical, except they're tailored to a small band rather than a big one. Some of them even have horns.

Bob has really been on a Sinatra kick lately. This is his third album in a row consisting entirely of old songs that were once sung by Frank Sinatra. And this one is a three disc set! He's really getting comfortable with it.

This is on Disc 2, and it is killer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmf1AYgYj6I

Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2017 11:05 PM (sdi6R)

212 Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 14, 2017 11:02 PM (mMeIQ)

Lots of comments to read....

What is the American equivalent of the "Conspicuous Gallantry Award?"

Regardless...hats off!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2017 11:06 PM (rF0hx)

213 Bete,

Lyrics from an old Cathedral Quartet song are fitting. They sure help me at times...

Jesus wants to love you, there is none above you
You are precious in His sight
He will never fail you when the doubts assail you
He'll be with you day and night

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 14, 2017 11:06 PM (F0ZHr)

214 We unfortunately let the beagle get a little chubby. She's on a green beans/pumpkin diet now. Picking up poo is interesting.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 14, 2017 11:06 PM (SI21n)

215 Wow......tough crowd. Post about my husband's uncle and no one even finds it noteworthy?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow




so what were you hoping for?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2017 11:06 PM (cPsPa)

216 Peoples' Interests Becoming Narrower, Deeper, and Older
***
There are a couple of trends that I think are causing this.

One is the amazing increase in potential sources of entertainment. Not only do we have completely new technologies to enjoy (drone flying, occulus rift, etc) but the modern interconnected world has brought entertainments from all over the world to the United States.

Another is the left's growing hatred for history. History is a reminder that you cannot change mankind, economics, or the laws of nature - which drives the left to sputtering rage. And while older games and hobbies are but mere shadows of those arguments, it still drives the left to seek the new to the exclusive of the traditional.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2017 11:07 PM (aZq03)

217 What is the American equivalent of the "Conspicuous Gallantry Award?"

Whoever has to answer when Hillary asks "Where's Bill?"

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 14, 2017 11:07 PM (F0ZHr)

218 the real kaiser soze began his revenge spree because someone killed his dog.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2017 11:08 PM (cPsPa)

219 On the Tournament Bridge thing: Did that used to be called "Contract Bridge"?

Because once I did some Greek cooking in the kitchen of one of the owners of the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. The maid cleaned up after us. A different experience for me.

Anyway, her hubby was really into Contract Bridge. Didn't gamble at the casino.

Posted by: KTbarthedoor at April 14, 2017 10:35 PM (qahv/)

I used to live in a house full of tournament bridge players. "Contract bridge" is the proper name of the game, and social games are merely contract bridge. The cards are actually dealt out from a deck for each rubber, a game being comprised of X number of rubbers (I forget the number).

Tournament bridge has teams who play and defend pre-dealt hands at the various tables, and the teams move from table to table, and play different hands against different opponents. Also known as "duplicate bridge".

Duplicate bridge players include some very bright people, and some of them are charming, and some are very annoying...

Omar Sharif, the actor is a bridge player. I never met him, but some of my then-housemates had played in tournaments with him, and spoke well of him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2017 11:08 PM (0deF2)

220 Why don't you just hop on the secret cob channel and ask MisHum?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 14, 2017 10:56 PM (R+30W)

Too easy. And besides, he's a bit of an anti-Semite and rarely answers me!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2017 11:08 PM (rF0hx)

221 @208: "I don't even look when I cross the streets anymore"

I've heard the International Brotherhood of Crossing Guards is looking for new members.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2017 11:09 PM (3Vlkn)

222 I'd say it's pretty clear the Millennials are not keeping up their end in the masturbation department.
***
When you are that low in testosterone do you even feel the urge?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2017 11:09 PM (aZq03)

223
Free cigarette, though.
Posted by: hogmartin
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Always look on the bright side of life.

Posted by: Monty Python at April 14, 2017 11:09 PM (ZO497)

224 >>>>Too easy. And besides, he's a bit of an anti-Semite and rarely answers me!


So wishing you a Happy Easter is out of the question?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 11:10 PM (voOPb)

225 Cats who drool when they purr are the best cats.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2017 11:11 PM (3Vlkn)

226 John Wick just fed his puppy some cereal.
Posted by: Mortimer


Oh shit. When the breakin attack begins, change the channel, or leave the room.

Beagle puppy lovers find that scene very disturbing.

Posted by: Older Fart at April 14, 2017 11:11 PM (mBYZv)

227 Omar Sharif, the actor is a bridge player. I never met him, but some of my then-housemates had played in tournaments with him, and spoke well of him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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For years and years he had a syndicated Bridge Column published in most newspapers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2017 11:12 PM (ZO497)

228 When you are that low in testosterone do you even feel the urge?

Urges... What?

Posted by: Pajama Boy at April 14, 2017 11:14 PM (hBig8)

229 I saw a video of Elvis recently and he was kissing all the female audience members on the lips. I though, he wouldn't be able to do that today.
***
Part of the idea behind old sexual habits was to stop STDs*. It wasn't exactly intentional, but it worked. Amusingly this is a pretty good example of one of Chesterton's fences.

Yeah, it seems silly and pointless...but those traditional existed for a reason...

*To be clear people were still having sex in various forms, but with social inhibitions on intercourse, no abortion, and limited access to birth control they weren't doing things that could get you pregnant

Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2017 11:16 PM (aZq03)

230 My mom travels all over the place playing in bridge tournaments. She even does bridge cruises. When she lived in Washington state and played in tournaments there she said Bill Gates would show up and play sometimes.

Posted by: lindarose at April 14, 2017 11:16 PM (JNDQi)

231 I'm still thinking about Cicero's ice cream-in-the-hoohah joke.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 11:16 PM (tHwdc)

232 Mmmmm.....muscly hands.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 14, 2017 11:17 PM (+09s3)

233 "Smart butt plugs" - I understand the words but not...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 10:49 PM (tHwdc)

They are programmed to inventory your hemhorroids.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2017 11:17 PM (0deF2)

234 233 "Smart butt plugs" - I understand the words but not...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 10:49 PM (tHwdc)

They are programmed to inventory your hemhorroids.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2017 11:17 PM (0deF2)


Drink that syrup of diarrhea shit and you can perform a colonoscopy as well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 11:19 PM (voOPb)

235 >> They are programmed to inventory your
>> hemhorroids.

So that's what the Dark Web is about.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 11:20 PM (aKqWT)

236 I saw a video of Elvis recently and he was kissing all the female
audience members on the lips. I thought, he wouldn't be able to do that
today.

Yeah, if any were allergic to peanut butter or bananas, they'd have sued his ass off!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2017 11:20 PM (nlbfN)

237 Next time I'll keep my musings to myself, at least with regard to smart butt plugs...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 11:21 PM (tHwdc)

238 "Like playing the guitar...."

HELlo

Be doing a bit of that tomorrow. Nuthin' fancy mind you. Can't even do "fancy" on the drums. Nor the harmonica.
But hopefully clean and tasteful on all three.

And hello Miley and Emmie and...

Love each other fellow babies

Posted by: teej at April 14, 2017 11:21 PM (yBWAd)

239 Is it still legal to play the card game Spades? Hearts is probably all good though. Card suits are a social construct I hear.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 14, 2017 11:23 PM (6Ll1u)

240 I'm old and heading soon to couch and book. Have to share this quick. Just read an article that says the 2 happiest years of your life are at 23 and 69. I am not sure about this...............I am 47 and think this may be the best.

Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2017 10:09 PM (9H4KE)



47. You're old? That's a joke isn't it?

Posted by: gNewt at April 14, 2017 11:23 PM (tHX5V)

241 47. You're old? That's a joke isn't it?
Posted by: gNewt
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It's easy to forget that there are kids here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2017 11:24 PM (ZO497)

242 And hello Miley and Emmie and...



Love each other fellow babies

Posted by: teej at April 14, 2017 11:21 PM (yBWAd)

Hoping you have a great time, teej - enjoy!
wish I could be there.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 14, 2017 11:24 PM (tHwdc)

243 I'm old and heading soon to couch and book. Have to share this quick. Just read an article that says the 2 happiest years of your life are at 23 and 69. I am not sure about this...............I am 47 and think this may be the best.
Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2017 10:09

LOL, I'm old and annoyed by all these BS articles. These idits just make stuff up t get paid fr an article IMO. Just like the bozos abve that claim ancient bodies were burned and mutilated t prevent them from rising from the dead.

There could have been many reasons. Those "researchers" just write this junk to keep the $$$ flowing in.

Posted by: Farmer at April 14, 2017 11:24 PM (o/90i)

244 There could have been many reasons. Those "researchers" just write this junk to keep the $$$ flowing in.
Posted by: Farmer
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Hey! I could make an article out of that...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2017 11:25 PM (ZO497)

245 Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2017 11:20 PM (nlbfN)

You guys make me laugh, always.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 14, 2017 11:26 PM (u8Ywb)

246 There could have been many reasons. Those "researchers" just write this junk to keep the $$$ flowing in.
--

Every month in every woman's magazine ever:

-better sex/relationship tips
-clothes that are overpriced
-lose weight fast
-wear more makeup now

I'd probably end up killing myself if I had to write the same thing month after month.

Posted by: shibumi at April 14, 2017 11:27 PM (FkAXz)

247 It's far more likely those hacked and burned bodies were already zombies.

Who would hack and burn pre-zombies?

Posted by: eleven at April 14, 2017 11:27 PM (qUNWi)

248 CBD.....English equivalent of MOH. Any Canadians were awarded through the Brits .

Y5...merely contributing to the ONT post regarding Canadian participation in WW2.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 14, 2017 11:27 PM (mMeIQ)

249 9 " by adverse whether events"

This gets an Excellence in Typos Award in my book.

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at April 14, 2017 11:27 PM (GdgAM)

250 Yeah, if any were allergic to peanut butter or bananas, they'd have sued his ass off!
Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2017 11:20 PM (nlbfN)

Well played Sir, well played.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 11:28 PM (voOPb)

251 Democrats invent a talking asshole in Maine. See the sock link.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2017 11:28 PM (nlbfN)

252 >>>Democrats invent a talking asshole in Maine. See the sock link.


Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2017 11:28 PM (nlbfN)<<<

Somebody call my lawyer.

Posted by: Ace Ventura **bending over, talking out his butt** at April 14, 2017 11:31 PM (tRVhE)

253
Mine always get the last word.

Posted by: Hope Solo at April 14, 2017 11:32 PM (aKqWT)

254 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 14, 2017 11:32 PM (IcT7t)

255 Anybody notice those were orange popsicles?

Posted by: DJT at April 14, 2017 11:32 PM (XoldI)

256 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852926120274145281

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852926198653038596

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852926273617842177

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852926356119748608

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852926434968469505

Posted by: kbdabear at April 14, 2017 11:33 PM (AOrEZ)

257 Anybody notice those were orange popsicles?
Does that tie into the #253 Hope Solo crack too?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2017 11:33 PM (nlbfN)

258 251 Hey now! I'll have you know I was the result of a bottle of Wild Turkey split between my mother and Webb Hubbell and a series of increasingly wild dares!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 14, 2017 11:34 PM (+09s3)

259 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852926504006713344

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852926581546905601

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852926680113061889

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852926759641141248

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/852926844559085569

Posted by: kbdabear at April 14, 2017 11:35 PM (AOrEZ)

260 Why do we worship the military when they obviously have no problem being used as enforcers for the Left?

One day, probably not too far away, the folks that say "Thank you for your service" are going to be saying "Please don't shoot me" to the same people.

Posted by: whatsthepoint at April 14, 2017 11:36 PM (u7X+0)

261 Someone needs a democwat asshole pwugged? I'm awailable.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at April 14, 2017 11:36 PM (+09s3)

262 We always played four point Pitch, top bidder picks the suit, points are high, low, Jack and game.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 14, 2017 11:36 PM (6Ll1u)

263 255 Anybody notice those were orange popsicles?
Posted by: DJT at April 14, 2017 11:32 PM (XoldI)

Those ice creams are big sticks.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 14, 2017 11:36 PM (u8Ywb)

264 Hope Solo crack? Phrasing!

Posted by: DJT at April 14, 2017 11:36 PM (XoldI)

265 Y5...merely contributing to the ONT post regarding Canadian participation in WW2.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 14, 2017 11:27 PM (mMeIQ)

As a Canadian, I appreciated your post about your husband's uncle, but was a little lost because you did not identify precisely who the man was.

I have been on some lakes in N. Saskatchewan, and may have seen the bay in question.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2017 11:36 PM (0deF2)

266 Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 14, 2017 11:34 PM (+09s3)

It is too bad you didn't end up on Jennifer Flower's red dress.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 11:37 PM (voOPb)

267 I'm smart and I want respect!

Posted by: "Fredo", Hope Solo's Butt Plug at April 14, 2017 11:39 PM (aKqWT)

268 Pine Street in Winnipeg had three recipients of the Victoria Cross in WWI.


It was renamed Valour Road because of them.

Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2017 11:39 PM (GsAUU)

269 262
We always played four point Pitch, top bidder picks the suit, points are high, low, Jack and game.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 14, 2017 11:36 PM (6Ll1u)

Smear?

Posted by: davidt at April 14, 2017 11:42 PM (XoldI)

270 >>>It is too bad you didn't end up on Jennifer Flower's red dress.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 11:37 PM (voOPb)<<<

I never banged Jennifer Flowers.

Posted by: Webb Hubbel at April 14, 2017 11:42 PM (tRVhE)

271 How to solve North Korea: Next time Fat Man Little Boy shows his face in public we MOAB his ass - how about 10 if them. Or Seal Team Six him? James Bond/Jason Bourne him? Cut off the head and the whole monster dies. Japan is too important - he needs to exit planet earth right now.

#isolationistsforpreemptiveaction

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 14, 2017 11:42 PM (6sBpp)

272 What the Jim Webb "debacle" should teach our young officers is the NEED to drive the Left (and the liberals who are the Left's gullible shock troops) out of every facet of American public life

Posted by: Grad School Fool at April 14, 2017 11:42 PM (swEzU)

273 14 I'm old and heading soon to couch and book. Have to share this quick. Just read an article that says the 2 happiest years of your life are at 23 and 69. I am not sure about this...............I am 47 and think this may be the best.
Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2017 10:09 PM (9H4KE)


I thought we were all 29 here.

Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2017 11:42 PM (sdi6R)

274 One day, probably not too far away, the folks that say "Thank you for your service" are going to be saying "Please don't shoot me" to the same people.

Posted by: whatsthepoint at April 14, 2017 11:36 PM (u7X+0)

I don't know what's the point, but i know where it is. Good news is, if you wear a hat, it won't show.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2017 11:42 PM (0deF2)

275 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2017 11:42 PM (0deF2)


Canadians are on "fire" tonight.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 14, 2017 11:45 PM (voOPb)

276
This Nork thing scares me to death. We cannot allow those little fuckers to continue, with the means to deliver a nuke over here, which they are going to get eventually.

But the little fuckers will respond to anything by killing as many people as the can and causing the most destruction posssible. Take them out, and they're gonna take as many of us out as they can.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 11:46 PM (aKqWT)

277 Canadians are on "fire" tonight.

Stop, drop roll, eh.

Posted by: fluffy at April 14, 2017 11:46 PM (jw2Xw)

278 Read a bunch comments, then got distracted by Other Real Life Stuff (I know, I need to focus). Then read more comments.

Crusader #89: ...I live in Oklahoma...

Whereabouts? I'm in an underground bunker up N of Tulsa.

Teej - as I see you've been talking about creeper becoming your groupie I've been meaning to ask you where you is, or where you're playing, at least.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at April 14, 2017 11:46 PM (hGZJP)

279 Valour Road 'Heritage Minute'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tao7ma4jxUQ

John Osborn, V.C. in Hong Kong
https://www.historicacanada.ca/content/
heritage-minutes/osborn-hong-kong

(Last one should be one line long.)

Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2017 11:47 PM (nlbfN)

280 Madly in love, fasting, and as sober as a Mormon judge on Sunday morning, yet intoxicated with love for my angel, to whose family I am to propose in three days, I give you the soundtrack to every moment spent apart from her: https://youtu.be/bFXBR5Cd0ao

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 14, 2017 11:47 PM (RY3EU)

281 Cats who drool when they purr are the best cats.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

Ya. Cats are such stand-offish critters. Especially cats that jump on your shoulder, drape themselves behind your neck like a scarf, flick their tail in your eyes, bop your nose with their forepaws, all while purring and drooling down your chest. Those poor critters thrive on neglect, want to feel ignored and refuse attention.

Food? When was that fat, sly, shy, pretending-starving, oh so neglected kitty last fed?

Posted by: Older Fart at April 14, 2017 11:47 PM (mBYZv)

282 Do women still do Easter Hats? I pretty much like that. And I'll stop right there.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 14, 2017 11:48 PM (6Ll1u)

283 Remember that scene in The Shining when the ball suddenly rolls down an empty hallway to Danny?

It's just like that in my house.

Except that ball is pink and small.

And my cat is batting it and then waiting....

Posted by: shibumi at April 14, 2017 11:49 PM (FkAXz)

284 I'd love to see Trump cut a deal with China, where they take out Lil' Kim, and in return, we let China convert all those lovely wee artificial islands into Trump Resorts.

Winning, Bigly.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 14, 2017 11:49 PM (v5iqM)

285 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2017 11:42 PM (0deF2)


Canadians are on "fire" tonight.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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*switches to Canadian proxy*
Stolen valor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2017 11:49 PM (/ZEVC)

286 Uncle Palpatine!

I haven't been reading every comment of late, but I hadn't seen you around for a few days.

Glad to read you have happy to report.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at April 14, 2017 11:51 PM (hGZJP)

287 Godspeed, Uncle Palp!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 14, 2017 11:51 PM (kP16F)

288 Also, El Presidente had a nice weekly address this time. It's on Facebook.

Posted by: shibumi at April 14, 2017 11:51 PM (FkAXz)

289 Stolen valor valour.
Fixed, eh.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2017 11:54 PM (nlbfN)

290 Uncle Palp.

I'm gonna set aside a bottle of middlin' good bourbon for you, and hope to give it to you in honor of your engagement.

And I'm gonna want to see those fambly pics you did with the Deardorff, too!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 14, 2017 11:55 PM (v5iqM)

291 From 1900 to 1969 we went from animal power to the moon and provided all that of western, civilization. Then we had to really take on a yoke that would stop almost all human progress.

The sad fact is that communism/fascism/socialism is winning by destroying western civilization. That's why they left loves islam. Sadly for the left islam will quickly destroy them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 14, 2017 11:55 PM (cOHS7)

292 Favorite English Names:
1) Alastair Wanklyn
2) Dominic Waghorn (**NEW**)

Kay Burley - STILL HOT

That is all.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at April 14, 2017 11:56 PM (EP/Tw)

293 That's it for me tonight. See you later, much later, on Saturday.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2017 11:57 PM (nlbfN)

294 I'd love to see Trump cut a deal with China, where they take out Lil' Kim, and in return, we let China convert all those lovely wee artificial islands into Trump Resorts.


Winning, Bigly.
---

At the present moment, there is no evidence that the deal above has not be made.

Posted by: shibumi at April 14, 2017 11:57 PM (FkAXz)

295 Once I had a cat that drooled. He was a very sweet soul, but dumb. Real dumb. Whenever he was frightened he would run into the closet and stick his head in a shoebox. He thought that rendered him invisible.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2017 11:58 PM (EZebt)

296 Sadly for the left islam will quickly destroy them.

----------

islam's one saving grace.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 14, 2017 11:59 PM (JZdsf)

297 276
This Nork thing scares me to death. We cannot allow those little fuckers to continue, with the means to deliver a nuke over here, which they are going to get eventually.

But the little fuckers will respond to anything by killing as many people as the can and causing the most destruction posssible. Take them out, and they're gonna take as many of us out as they can.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 14, 2017 11:46 PM (aKqWT)



Not worried at all. Trump said Fat Kim would not do nukes. He's a man of his word. Right now, there a B-52s in Guam, and a carrier group is steaming to their coast. Xi has stopped buying coal from them in order to get their attention.

If Fat Boy looks like he's going to pull the trigger he will be stopped and China will give a big sigh of relief.

All this stuff is going to work out. All we have to do is keep praying.

Posted by: gNewt at April 15, 2017 12:01 AM (tHX5V)

298 Now if only Shia LaPoof had gotten to third base with 4Chan's Ebola-chan...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2017 12:02 AM (GDm2n)

299 AOP......Lt. Joseph Vincent Russell

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 15, 2017 12:03 AM (mMeIQ)

300 Pretending to be Zapp Branagan is stolen velour.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 15, 2017 12:04 AM (VdICR)

301 Madly in love, fasting, and as sober as a Mormon judge on Sunday morning, yet intoxicated with love for my angel, to whose family I am to propose in three days, I give you the soundtrack to every moment spent apart from her: https://youtu.be/bFXBR5Cd0ao

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 14, 2017 11:47 PM (RY3EU)

Good to see you here, Palpatine. May your wishes be granted.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2017 12:05 AM (0deF2)

302 Kim Jung Un is both a fat man and a little boy.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 15, 2017 12:06 AM (VdICR)

303 Please report your success, Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine.

Your saga is of great interest to many here.

And may the ending be happy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 15, 2017 12:06 AM (u82oZ)

304 Stolen valor valour.
Fixed, eh.
Posted by: andycanuck

Here, take this bucket of extra 'u's. We're not using 'em, eh neighbor?
Extra credit: how many 'y's should there be in "Canadian Tire"?

Posted by: Older Fart at April 15, 2017 12:06 AM (Pby3z)

305 Trump should post his weekly address somewhere other than Facebook.
You've got to sigh up to hear it.

Posted by: gNewt at April 15, 2017 12:07 AM (tHX5V)

306 Jim, AOP, et al - I've exactly enough vodka, gin, and slivo on hand to celebrate my triumph, or to drown and wash away my defeat, should it come to that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:07 AM (RY3EU)

307 Do women still do Easter Hats?

is that code for something?

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 15, 2017 12:08 AM (6sBpp)

308 Trump should post his weekly address somewhere other than Facebook.
You've got to sigh up to hear it.
---
No, you don't.

When the sign in box comes up, just click "not now."

You'll be able to watch it. I did, and I don't even have a Facebook account.

Posted by: shibumi at April 15, 2017 12:08 AM (FkAXz)

309 301 Madly in love, fasting, and as sober as a Mormon judge on Sunday morning, yet intoxicated with love for my angel, to whose family I am to propose in three days, I give you the soundtrack to every moment


Good to see you

But.......be careful for what you wish for

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2017 12:09 AM (voOPb)

310
is that code for something?
--

I think he's asking "do women still wear fancy hats to church on Easter Sunday?"

/or maybe it's something bad. I'm old. I don't understand things now a days.

Posted by: shibumi at April 15, 2017 12:10 AM (FkAXz)

311
Xi has stopped buying coal from them in order to get their attention. [/i[

I thought I was on the news that China cut off oil exports to NK.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2017 12:11 AM (IqV8l)

312 They still do the hats at the Kentucky Derby.

I like the fancy hat look. And nothing else but f-me heels, or Kimberly Guilfoyle heels as I've taken to calling them.

My dirty mind can come up with some scenarios involving that.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 15, 2017 12:12 AM (aKqWT)

313 309. Heh....don't I know it, though? But my angel is perfect in every way - as are all women who are loved - so what fear need I have?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:12 AM (RY3EU)

314 We parachute a McDonald's in there, start a meat airlift, and North Korea is ours.

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2017 12:14 AM (7H/2n)

315 Madly in love, fasting, and as sober as a Mormon
judge on Sunday morning, yet intoxicated with love for my angel, to
whose family I am to propose in three days, I give you the soundtrack to
every moment spent apart from her: https://youtu.be/bFXBR5Cd0ao





Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 14, 2017 11:47 PM (RY3EU)4
Uncle, I'm praying for you that all goes well. It's been a long time coming, and I await your news, come Monday.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 12:14 AM (tHwdc)

316 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 14, 2017 11:47 PM (RY3EU)

Have been in and out and heard of your impending nuptials. First time in a while I have read one of yours. So big congratulations to you and your angel. Blessings.

Posted by: gracepc at April 15, 2017 12:15 AM (OU4q6)

317 One of the happy ages is 23...when i was 23, Alanis Morissette sounded pretty pissed off.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 15, 2017 12:15 AM (SI21n)

318 The sad fact is that communism/fascism/socialism is
winning by destroying western civilization. That's why they left loves
islam. Sadly for the left islam will quickly destroy them.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 14, 2017 11:55 PM (cOHS7)

Yes, and it blows my mind that they just don't see this.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 12:15 AM (tHwdc)

319 Yes, and it blows my mind that they just don't see this.

They think they'll be last. Because ISIS have concentrated on rural targets so much.

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2017 12:18 AM (7H/2n)

320 14 I'm old and heading soon to couch and book.
Have to share this quick. Just read an article that says the 2 happiest
years of your life are at 23 and 69. I am not sure about
this...............I am 47 and think this may be the best.

Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2017 10:09 PM (9H4KE)



I thought we were all 29 here.

Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2017 11:42 PM (sdi6R)

Molly k is speaking hypothetically... for when she is no longer 29.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 15, 2017 12:18 AM (FTXAT)

321
We parachute a McDonald's in there, start a meat airlift, and North Korea is ours.
Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2017 12:14 AM


Maybe a combo McDonalds/KFC

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2017 12:18 AM (IqV8l)

322 295 Once I had a cat that drooled. He was a very sweet soul, but dumb. Real dumb. Whenever he was frightened he would run into the closet and stick his head in a shoebox. He thought that rendered him invisible.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2017 11:58 PM (EZebt)

++++

Did anyone ever get him, or did his strategy work?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2017 12:18 AM (R+30W)

323 AOP......Lt. Joseph Vincent Russell

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 15, 2017 12:03 AM (mMeIQ)

Hmmm. According to my searching, Russell Bay is part of the south shoreline of Diefenbaker Lake, which is a reservoir formed behind a dam on the South Saskatchewan River, and is about 25 miles northeast of the town of Swift Current, the largest town in the area. But that is definitely southern Saskatchewan.

I have been to and/or through Swift Current many times. But never to any part of Diefenbaker Lake.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2017 12:20 AM (0deF2)

324 Wow......tough crowd. Post about my husband's uncle and no one even finds it noteworthy?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 14, 2017 11:02

Come on, this isn't your first dance at the ONT.

I'm reading, trying to catch up, didn't get the relavence...what am I gonna say? Sounds cool?
To much to read to make such a benign cmment when I don't knw what it's about.

Anyway...sounds cool!

Posted by: Farmer at April 15, 2017 12:23 AM (o/90i)

325 Extra credit: how many 'y's should there be in "Canadian Tire"?

Posted by: Older Fart at April 15, 2017 12:06 AM (Pby3z)

None. "Tyre" is a British-ism that we Canucks never adopted. In fact, we make jokes about the spare "twyre" in the "boot" of a British car.

Canadian Tire is also known by nicknames: "Canada Rubber and Girdle", and "Newfie Speed and Sport".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2017 12:25 AM (0deF2)

326 One of the happy ages is 23...when i was 23, Alanis Morissette sounded pretty pissed off.

She had just learned how the record company does accounting.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 15, 2017 12:25 AM (IcT7t)

327
Once I had a cat that drooled. He was a very sweet soul, but dumb. Real dumb. Whenever he was frightened he would run into the closet and stick his head in a shoebox. He thought that rendered him invisible.
++++
Did anyone ever get him, or did his strategy work?


He disappeared into the shoebox.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2017 12:26 AM (IqV8l)

328 315 & 316. I'm more appreciative than words can convey for the Horde. To think that even for such as me - and so late in life - such happiness can come.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:27 AM (RY3EU)

329 To think that even for such as me - and so late in life - such happiness can come...

Ho-ho! You just made our "Random" list... Enjoy your honeymoon!

Posted by: United Airlines at April 15, 2017 12:29 AM (9Q5BJ)

330 314. Shhh! That's my Plan B..... assuming the central asian nieces don't come through.....

I wish they all could be Bishkek girls.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:30 AM (RY3EU)

331 Canadian Tire is also known by nicknames: "Canada Rubber and Girdle", and "Newfie Speed and Sport".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Now that's funny. Why pick on the Pogeys, though?

Posted by: Older Fart at April 15, 2017 12:31 AM (Pby3z)

332 AOP.......not sure what you are finding......the bay named after him is northeast of Lac la Ronge

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 15, 2017 12:32 AM (mMeIQ)

333 Uncle Palp, chuc ban may man!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2017 12:33 AM (EZebt)

334 315 316. I'm more appreciative than words can
convey for the Horde. To think that even for such as me - and so late in
life - such happiness can come.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:27 AM (RY3EU)

You mean so late in life at the age of 29?

Posted by: redbanzai at April 15, 2017 12:33 AM (FTXAT)

335 329. Heh....honeymoon will be in Big Bend - my angel loves the stars at night here. But we will take the tickets, all the same.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:33 AM (RY3EU)

336 Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2017 11:06

Y5, hey if yu're s inclined sht me an email.

I've tried t catch up here but I'm just gnna read a bit mre and hit the hay. We just gt back frm Phoenix area and I didn't find anyone the wrk fr me tomorrow.

Left the in-laws in good shape after his operatins, thankfully

Posted by: Farmer w/ a bad "O" key at April 15, 2017 12:33 AM (o/90i)

337 Thanks Farmer. We have letters from the moms on his final mission on parchment paper!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 15, 2017 12:33 AM (mMeIQ)

338 Did anyone ever get him, or did his strategy work?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2017 12:18 AM (R+30W)

===

He was a big cat, maybe 25 lbs. So, no, his whole body stuck out.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2017 12:35 AM (EZebt)

339 333. Someone jas been paying attention. The Colonel, formidable though he be, is the least of my worries. May the angel mom be reconciled to it all, that she may persuade her sisters.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:35 AM (RY3EU)

340 334. Yes, 29.....

**shifty eyes**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:36 AM (RY3EU)

341 My angel jokes about having some of the 'nieces' there, as bridesmaids and what-not. I'm tempted to let her ask them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:40 AM (RY3EU)

342 330
314. Shhh!


I wish they all could be Bishkek girls.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:30 AM (RY3EU)
*****Bishkek. Lived and worked there in the 90s. Lovely women and beautiful country.

Posted by: gracepc at April 15, 2017 12:40 AM (OU4q6)

343 342. To quote Prince, who was speaking of them without naming them, 'I've never seen such a pretty girl look so tough.' Amazing - a nation full of models.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:44 AM (RY3EU)

344 123 The professional media has trained accredited journalists and layers and layers of fact checkers. On right-wing blogs, some anonymous guy can just waltz in and take over the whole operation.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 14, 2017 10:42 PM (JZdsf)


Not really.

There was a DJ that worked at the station that I was at and he up and quit one night. Next day I get a call from the local newspaper asking why I fired him. I didn't, he quit. Of course the newspaper made the article sympathetic to him, but I knew that they would. As the years went by, every time they did a story on him, the reason why we supposedly fired him changed. All the newspaper writer or editor had to do was look in their archives to see that the guy was full of shit, but they never have.

It's why I really never believe anything I see in the newspaper except for sports scores, and usually I will check another source for those to make sure.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at April 15, 2017 12:46 AM (1JnAL)

345 343
342.

So true. And not for the faint of heart.

Posted by: gracepc at April 15, 2017 12:46 AM (OU4q6)

346 345.

The which is not the least of their charms.

Heh....after the ROC girls, 'twas the Mongols and the Central Asians who found me most interesting.

I twll you, but for my angel.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:48 AM (RY3EU)

347

Don't forget to bring lots of fried chicken, Palp!


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 15, 2017 12:50 AM (kP16F)

348 347. With peanut butter, nom pla, and lime juice, naturlich! :-)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:52 AM (RY3EU)

349 AOP.......not sure what you are finding......the bay named after him is northeast of Lac la Ronge

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 15, 2017 12:32 AM (mMeIQ)

I was unable to find it. I have been to Lac la Ronge and Missinipe, further north. Lac la Ronge is a huge lake, with hundreds of islands and bays.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2017 12:56 AM (0deF2)

350 So, MisHum, any chance at divulging the identity of Blogger X?

Posted by: ibguy at April 15, 2017 12:56 AM (vUcdz)

351 *****Bishkek. Lived and worked there in the 90s. Lovely women and beautiful country.
Posted by: gracepc at April 15, 2017 12:40

I always get educated here, s the capital of Kry.....istan.

I've heard it's god t learn one thing each day and do one kind action a day.

I've learned the capital f the K.. country I can't spell.

I've dne my duty w/ the inlaws that shuld cover me for weeks. At 85 and 83, and she's always been a bit nutz, they were a trip. Glad we culd help but that is NOt a vactin! LOL

Posted by: Farmer w/ a bad "O" key at April 15, 2017 12:57 AM (o/90i)

352 341. Of the nieces, there's one I know my angel wants there, and who wants to be there, herself. Half my angel's age, and yet she envies her even as she's glad for me. I am, I know, blessed beyond my merit, and will ask the priest to bless them all.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:58 AM (RY3EU)

353 Now that's funny. Why pick on the Pogeys, though?

Posted by: Older Fart at April 15, 2017 12:31 AM (Pby3z)

"Pogey" is slang for "unemployment insurance". As in, "I'm not working; I'm on pogey."

I have only ever known Newfies as Newfies, and I mostly hold them in high regard. I have even been there, briefly, and would like to return for a visit. Sadly, many of them are on the pogey, because the economy of the island has always been precarious.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2017 01:02 AM (0deF2)

354 Florentine Pogen

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2017 01:03 AM (IqV8l)

355 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:48 AM (RY3EU)

Curious. Is there a religious component to this celebration of marriage?

Posted by: gracepc at April 15, 2017 01:04 AM (OU4q6)

356 Farmer w/ a bad "O" key




?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2017 01:04 AM (cPsPa)

357 AOP......i have been to lac la Ronge too. Beautiful! Do a google search on Russell Bay and it will bring it up. Did so before I responded.....

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 15, 2017 01:08 AM (mMeIQ)

358 Yeah, baseball statistics. I don't know anyone's batting average. I think Rod Carew batted .342 one year.

I'm convinced that if I fought in World War II, I'd have been shot dead by an American soldier. I'd have been wandering the forests of Europe alone after getting separated from my unit, and a fellow American would come across me and understandably want to know if I were a German spy. "What's Ty Cobb's batting average?" he'd have asked, like they do in the movies.

"I don't know. Hang on, I can look ... "

I'd figure that I could punch Ty Cobb's name into Wikipedia and I'd have it, but while I reaching into one of my pockets to retrieve my smart phone, BANG! That'd be the end of G.I. FireHorse.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 15, 2017 01:11 AM (zkGZ8)

359 With peanut butter, nom pla, and lime juice, naturlich! :-)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 12:52 AM (RY3EU)

Uncle, would you be so kind as to email me? In my nick.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 01:11 AM (tHwdc)

360 NC has filed a bill to withdraw UNC schools from any system that boycotts the state.

Good on NC, I didn't think they had it in them.
States ought to join up and fight these monopolies. Eat slime ACC.

Posted by: gNewt at April 15, 2017 01:12 AM (tHX5V)

361 355. She's Roman Catholic. I'm Jewish. She needs that we should marry in the church, meaning I'll have to convert. But such is life, and even as Paris is worth a Mass, my angel - who could retire the crowns of Miss Saigon and miss Vietnam, and Miss Texas, for sure - is worth converting.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 01:12 AM (RY3EU)

362
BANG! That'd be the end of G.I. FireHorse.
Posted by: FireHorse


Who's married to Betty Grable?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2017 01:14 AM (IqV8l)

363 359. Just sent, from D.M.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 01:16 AM (RY3EU)

364 That is cool logprof. Did not know that.

Sorry the Rangers lost tonight

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 15, 2017 01:16 AM (mMeIQ)

365 I could tell you things.

Posted by: Harry James at April 15, 2017 01:16 AM (tHX5V)

366 ...transported inland by adverse whether events...


******

I have to say, that is the worst spell of weather we've had in several years.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2017 01:17 AM (wPiJc)

367 A squall of words coming.

Posted by: gNewt at April 15, 2017 01:18 AM (tHX5V)

368 Who's married to Betty Grable?
________

I was going to say Grover Cleveland Alexander but that was Doris Day.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 15, 2017 01:20 AM (zkGZ8)

369 Ted Williams batted .406 in 1941. He lost the MVP award to Joe DiMaggio.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 15, 2017 01:20 AM (SI21n)

370 Stories involving glass topped tables.
But I say no more.

Posted by: Harry James at April 15, 2017 01:21 AM (tHX5V)

371 Farmer w/ a bad "O" key
?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2017 01:04

Yes, l'll dig out the key and remve the gunk/chew? that'd gotten in there. This is frustrating.

Too much trouble to correct every mistake so I added it to my sig for now.

Posted by: Farmer w/ a bad at April 15, 2017 01:21 AM (o/90i)

372 367. Absurd! Words cannot begin to convey the wonders of my angel, nor would I tell the Horde - all 29 and charming and handsome and swole (teh 'rons) and hawt and sporting bustiers and corsets (teh 'ettes) - anything of her.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 01:22 AM (RY3EU)

373 Ted Williams batted .406 in 1941. He lost the MVP award to Joe DiMaggio.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
________

Some said we were at war against Italy in 1941. Awarding it to Williams could have been perceived as anti-Italian backlash or something.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 15, 2017 01:23 AM (zkGZ8)

374 Ok, somethings are self evident, like Nova Scotians as Blue Noses.

I know it's hard to explain a joke, but if you could try I'd appreciate it.
"Newfie Speed and Sport"? Still can't make the connection to Newfies and Canadian Tire.

(Helpless yank trying to understand subtle canuck jokes.)

Posted by: Older Fart at April 15, 2017 01:25 AM (vP09u)

375 your mid-ont cat video:


"cat reacts to horror movie"

very funny!

(on youtube. i don't know how to make a link.)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 15, 2017 01:25 AM (WTSFk)

376 Hi ont! Our Lord, Loves us all, regardless of our indifference, disbelief or downright hate.

Posted by: lousagirl at April 15, 2017 01:26 AM (9plvG)

377 AOP......i have been to lac la Ronge too. Beautiful! Do a google search on Russell Bay and it will bring it up. Did so before I responded.....

Reluctantly, i went to goggle, and found the same Russell Bay I found on DuckDuckGo:


https://www.google.ca/maps/@50.6324726,-107.5184159,15z

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2017 01:27 AM (0deF2)

378 It's funny, as i think of it - good Catholic, and bad Muslim amd Buddhist girls seem to favor me. I'm a lucky man.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 01:28 AM (RY3EU)

379 Watching one of the x-men movies with Jennifer Lawrence in it, and it just makes me not care, why did she go full liberal? At least I get Hugh Jackman, hubba hubba

Posted by: lousagirl at April 15, 2017 01:31 AM (9plvG)

380 I know it's hard to explain a joke, but if you could try I'd appreciate it.
"Newfie Speed and Sport"? Still can't make the connection to Newfies and Canadian Tire.

(Helpless yank trying to understand subtle canuck jokes.)

Posted by: Older Fart at April 15, 2017 01:25 AM (vP09u)

Newfoundland is sort of regarded as the "Appalachia" of Canada, and there are many, many Newfie jokes. Canadian Tire is an auto supply store that also sells hardware, housewares, tools, and sporting goods. But they are not an automotive "speed shop" as we know it. Hence, "Newfie Speed and Sport."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2017 01:33 AM (0deF2)

381 Too much trouble to correct every mistake so I added it to my sig for now.
Posted by: Farmer




why would I shoot you an email?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2017 01:35 AM (cPsPa)

382 375 your mid-ont cat video:

"cat reacts to horror movie"

very funny!

(on youtube. i don't know how to make a link.)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 15, 2017 01:25 AM (WTSFk)

++++

Fake! They grafted the head and neck of one cat onto the body of another.

Linking is dead simple. Just copy and paste the link from the share box into your comment. Like this:

https://youtu.be/_kgRFHaNo-Y

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2017 01:36 AM (R+30W)

383 Newfoundland is sort of regarded as the "Appalachia" of Canada, and there are many, many Newfie jokes. Canadian Tire is an auto supply store that also sells hardware, housewares, tools, and sporting goods. But they are not an automotive "speed shop" as we know it. Hence, "Newfie Speed and Sport."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Oh, so kind of a built-in incongruity, like high fashion shoppers frequenting Walmart.

Got it. Tkx.

Posted by: Older Fart at April 15, 2017 01:40 AM (iLoHX)

384 Posted by: lousagirl at April 15, 2017 01:31 AM (9plvG)

lousa, I work with Hugh's brother. A very nice, down-to-earth family.

Another cool story is their dad was a childhood friend of Nigel Farage in London.

Posted by: The Gimp at April 15, 2017 01:41 AM (jdWK0)

385 Nite all, AOP just missed you in AZ by a bit.

Man, I'm not used to driving that goes like that on AZ 101. Did just fine, we live in a town of 16,000, but often used to drive in Chicago traffic.

Actually I like the AZ traffic over Shitcago. But 10 yrs from now makes me wonder if her flks live that long whether I can do it then.

Posted by: Farmer w/ a bad "O" key at April 15, 2017 01:41 AM (o/90i)

386 AOP......this will have to be a continued discussion. I will show you Russell Bay

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 15, 2017 01:43 AM (mMeIQ)

387 why would I shoot you an email?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2017 01:35

LOL, just because we had the same response to something here. Nevermind, I also wasn't sure if we had emailed before.

We seem to agree on a lot of things, that's all.

Posted by: Farmer w/ a bad at April 15, 2017 01:45 AM (o/90i)

388 382 anon y mous:

that cat video is fake? darn!

(thanks for the tip on youtube links.)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 15, 2017 01:47 AM (WTSFk)

389 361
355. I understand. We have conversions and all kinds of religions in my family.

Curious because I made a Central Asia connection and was wondering Christian, Moslem or Orthodox. Best.

Posted by: gracepc at April 15, 2017 01:55 AM (OU4q6)

390 Off to snooze and drool, but one last bit of music that I love, but at which my beloved and perfect angel shakes her head. Sigh.... so perfect, my love, that she tolerates not only my taste in music, but even me she tolerates.
https://youtu.be/7jwml0jevv0

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 02:06 AM (RY3EU)

391 i gave up being Catholic for let one year...

i guess this means Unc P won't be setting he up with a SiL anytime soon.

/traumatized

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 15, 2017 02:07 AM (gXp4Z)

392 389. A good - a very good - friend of mine is Tengrist, and he explained it all to me. 'Tengri loves all Mankind, and accepts us as we are. Even you,' he said, 'Tengri knows and loves you. Tengri knows and is Kirshna, Buddha, Confucius, Jesus, and more.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 02:12 AM (RY3EU)

393 Hello again, strange world of text people.

gNewt #305: Trump should post his weekly address somewhere other than Facebook.

It's also on YouTube.

Posted by: mindful webworker - back by poplar demand at April 15, 2017 02:16 AM (OZZ16)

394 A powerful ongoing story that has great characters, appeals to our interests, and has a happy ending...

Too good to be true, some suspect.

I just realized: Uncle Palp is Stuck on Stupid under a different nic!!!

Posted by: mindful webworker - or not at April 15, 2017 02:20 AM (OZZ16)

395 Suddenly, I'm asleep at the switch.

Whatever I might've said or done whilst somnambulistic, I didn't mean it, probably.

Goooooood night, Gaggle of Morons

*

spoiler:
He rises on Sunday

Posted by: mindful webworker - thud at April 15, 2017 02:22 AM (OZZ16)

396 391. Heh..... she has one kid sister who isn't married yet.... but she's so very young. .....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 02:22 AM (RY3EU)

397 "Next time Fat Man Little Boy shows his face in public we MOAB his ass - how about 10 if them. Or Seal Team Six him? James Bond/Jason Bourne him? Cut off the head and the whole monster dies. Japan is too important - he needs to exit planet earth right now."

I watched a bit of the North Korean military parade today, including the alleged mobile ICBM's, which look like Russian Topols.

I did fantasize about having a Tomahawk hit the reviewing stand mid-parade and taking out Little Fat Boy.

Two observations:

Little Fat Boy is germaphobic - when he talked to one of the generals and dignitaries standing next to him, they covered their mouths when speaking to him.

Might be something to exploit.

After the military parade, they had civilians march by waving pompoms, along with floats. They had somewhat fuzzy closeups of the civilians, most of whom looked utterly terrified - I wonder if the shots were deliberately fuzzed to make that less obvious.




Posted by: Whatever at April 15, 2017 02:23 AM (xnAyb)

398 391 & 396.

And the kid sister is a dental hygienist - so, big $$$, but she'll hassle you about flossing. That said - she's almost as perfect as my angel..... You could do worse, and no man deserves better.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2017 02:26 AM (RY3EU)

399 Goodness, Dead and co Hard Rain is nuts with MH playing the Beam. Who did you meet?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 15, 2017 02:44 AM (7dpmG)

400 Aaaaaand, what it do Horde?

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 02:46 AM (nDcc3)

401 Well shit I broke the blog.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 02:54 AM (nDcc3)

402 NO YOU DI'N'T! I've been messing around with email. Howzit goin' thathalfrican? I started the Prager book, but apparently didn't read enough, since I've been gloomy today.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 02:59 AM (tHwdc)

403 Miley I'm doing good just got back from hanging out with the fellas.

Keep reading, it'll take some time but I couldn't be happier to hear you're reading it.

Pretty soon being gloomy will seem like a big waste of time.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:03 AM (nDcc3)

404 I look forward to that. Does it cure horny as well?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 03:07 AM (tHwdc)

405 LOL No.

I'm not sure what can cure that, and to be honest, why would you want it cured? It's one of lifes great frustrating joys hah

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:11 AM (nDcc3)

406
Does it cure horny as well?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
__________________________

How you doing?

*hic*


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 15, 2017 03:11 AM (jB5OQ)

407 Terrible.

Ex NFL player Todd Heap accidentally killed his 3 yr old daughter.

Ugh.

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2017 03:14 AM (qUNWi)

408
This Easter, pls take a moment to realize just how much I, your humble servant, am like Jesus. After all I was crucified during the campaign, and my returning from the woods was very like having rose from the dead. Also I'm a giver and shit....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 15, 2017 03:17 AM (jB5OQ)

409 Hillary go home, you're drunk.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:19 AM (nDcc3)

410 Frustrating joys? That seems to be a contradiction in terms!

Hillary, please go away. EVERYONE, even Democrats, wants you to go away.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 03:20 AM (tHwdc)

411 Miley it means you're still alive. At least that's how I look at it.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:24 AM (nDcc3)

412 OK, I'll accept that. I am alive.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 03:25 AM (tHwdc)

413 Drunk, but alive. And very sleepy...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 03:26 AM (tHwdc)

414 zzzzzzzz

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 03:26 AM (tHwdc)

415 I'm determining if I'm going to be drunk. Not as tired as I was...buuuut the blog is pretty much slowing down.....

Well for sure gonna finish this drink and make one more and then decide

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:28 AM (nDcc3)

416 It does seem to be fading. Cheers!

*clink*

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 03:30 AM (tHwdc)

417 Cheers indeed!

It's pretty much us Miley. Everyone is AWOL.

Last night was fun, I enjoyed the banter and the consensus seemed to be I was in the right to throw identity politics back in the face of my coworker.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:32 AM (nDcc3)

418 Also, Miley what are you drinking?

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:34 AM (nDcc3)

419

Okay, okay. I'll admit I'm drunk, but I can't go home until I find my shoe...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 15, 2017 03:34 AM (jB5OQ)

420 *opens door to blog, turns on light, pours drink*

Hewwo, anybody home?

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at April 15, 2017 03:35 AM (+09s3)

421 I love this song...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gzIAiyxS-nk

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 15, 2017 03:36 AM (7dpmG)

422 Rum and cola. Generic rum, generic cola. All my disposable income goes to ammo. Not that there's much, but you gotta feed the gun.

Oh yeah, and that cat.

Catfood and ammo.

That could be a blog....

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 03:36 AM (tHwdc)

423 Ha, we're pretty much on the same wave length. I've got Captain and Coke, probably 60/40 booze to Coke ratio.

Ammo eh? Wise investment

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:41 AM (nDcc3)

424 Cosmic, that's an oldie but goodie man

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:42 AM (nDcc3)

425 Last night was fun, I enjoyed the banter and the
consensus seemed to be I was in the right to throw identity politics
back in the face of my coworker.


Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:32 AM (nDcc3)

Absolutely. Andrew Breitbart would be proud of you.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 03:42 AM (tHwdc)

426 *door to blog opens, in walk John McCain and Lindsey Graham, both dressed in cutoff jean shorts and holding popsicles; they take a seat in front of Kim Jong Un*

John: You ready Lindddssshhhey? We pull this off and we end this Korean thing right here.

Lindsey: Oh, for fun! *giggles while clapping hands excitedly*

John: After Kim shheees this performanchh, all will be forgotten. Ready?

Lindsey: Yeppers!

*McCain presses play on a boombox; I'm in the Mood for Love starts playing while John and Lindsey enthusiastically go to town on the popsicles......Lindsey deep throats his*

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 15, 2017 03:43 AM (+09s3)

427 I haven't had the Captain in years. And I'm boycotting Coke.

But, once I start working (hopefully in the next 3-4 weeks), gonna buy me some decent bourbon. And a bottle of Bulleit, for a friend who has a birthday coming up.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 03:45 AM (tHwdc)

428 That's very kind but, I'm not nearly courageous enough to put myself out there like that on a regular basis.

Most of my friends don't know my political leanings. Path of least resistance and all that, which I fully admit is baby butt soft on my part.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:46 AM (nDcc3)

429 Captain is old reliable. I'm sure there is better rum out there but meh. Why are you boycotting Coke?

Goodluck on the job hunt I hope it all works out for you

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:47 AM (nDcc3)

430
Hewwo, anybody home?

Posted by: Kim Jong Un
__________________________

KIM!!!!! Old buddy old pal of mine!!! How's hanging buddy??? So how's the nuke test going? I love it when you test nukes!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 15, 2017 03:48 AM (jB5OQ)

431 All the McCainXLindsey shipping has been metaphorical until now.

*selects two forks*
These look good 'n stabby
*lines up a double eye stabbing motion*
Hello darkness my old friend.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 15, 2017 03:51 AM (VdICR)

432 Well, since my politics are well-known, most of my friends are here at the blog, LOL! That's how it is when you grow up in Mass, and live a good portion of your life in Cali.


My left shoulder's killing me. Don't know why. It's been slightly painful for a few days, but today's a lot worse. Guess I'll just have to wait it out.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 03:54 AM (tHwdc)

433
First night off work.

Listening to C2C, watching (muted) Good Eats, and lurking AoS. Good night.

The waning, but still bright moon, just caps the evening...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at April 15, 2017 03:56 AM (4DCSq)

434 Hey the blog is a decent place for friends!

Mass AND Cali? Damn.

Funny my left shoulder is fucked, I got it yanked on playing ball. Still ain't right, it's kept me from lifting which is a damn shame

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 03:57 AM (nDcc3)

435
LOL, just because we had the same response to something here. Nevermind, I also wasn't sure if we had emailed before.

We seem to agree on a lot of things, that's all.
Posted by: Farmer



fair enough. have a good night

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2017 03:58 AM (cPsPa)

436 Daddy was a bad "Montana"....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V8dJlvSbAf8

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 15, 2017 04:00 AM (7dpmG)

437 owowow!

Boycotting Coke because they did some SJW thing which I've forgotten. Wegman's cola is 69 cents for 2 liters, so I'll probably never go back.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 04:00 AM (tHwdc)

438 Hey y5, have you talked to Slap? Haven't seen him around for a few days.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 04:02 AM (tHwdc)

439
Funny my left shoulder is fucked, I got it yanked on playing ball. Still ain't right, it's kept me from lifting which is a damn shame


Posted by: thathalfrican ______________________

I should be so lucky....

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 15, 2017 04:05 AM (jB5OQ)

440 Even your cola is out to attack your horny-ness!

69 for cola?!

That's a terrible joke, don't worry I'll see myself out.

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 04:06 AM (nDcc3)

441 Oh yes...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ORrlUJTLxlw

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 15, 2017 04:10 AM (7dpmG)

442 Ms. Fields, I hope the transplant surgery went well for your mangled arm

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 04:13 AM (nDcc3)

443 Amy, Amy, Amy
https://youtu.be/kisAC3-hMpw

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2017 04:14 AM (R+30W)

444 don't even!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 04:14 AM (tHwdc)

445 Sorry Miley couldn't help it.

It was a lay up of a joke and I still managed to make it horrible BUT it made sense

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 15, 2017 04:16 AM (nDcc3)

446
Oh, and I'm drinking 'Half Duchesses' tonight...

Cheap rum, but with caffeine-free, diet Coke.

Posted by: Spun and Murky at April 15, 2017 04:20 AM (4DCSq)

447 Gladys Knight and who?
https://youtu.be/gTY6IKTT7CM

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 15, 2017 04:22 AM (R+30W)

448
Ms. Fields, I hope the transplant surgery went well for your mangled arm
______________________

Sadly, it was a total loss. My injuries may that Steve Austin guy look like a mild first aid case....

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 15, 2017 04:32 AM (jB5OQ)

449 Wow...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LpUxgahyViI

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 15, 2017 04:41 AM (7dpmG)

450

Shut up Michelle.

Posted by: Cory Lewand-ow-ow-ow-ski at April 15, 2017 04:44 AM (jB5OQ)

451 We can rebuild her arm. We have the technology.

Better. Faster. Stronger.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 15, 2017 04:55 AM (VdICR)

452 I like the Troggs' Satisfaction more than the Stones'.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 15, 2017 05:00 AM (7dpmG)

453
Better. Faster. Stronger.

Posted by: BourbonChicken
_________________________

Sounds like what I shout at Huma in the bedroom....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 15, 2017 05:05 AM (jB5OQ)

454 Hungarian Rhapsody No 2 for Guitar

https://youtu.be/bok9LV0HQ1A

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 15, 2017 05:19 AM (VdICR)

455 Just got up, gotta go
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2017 05:22 AM (Ot7+c)

456 Per capita Canada is well behind a small pacific nation for every war from the Boer wars to Iraq and the Stan. Prussia of the South.

Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at April 15, 2017 05:37 AM (JjXKX)

457 We can rebuild her arm. We have the technology.

Better. Faster. Stronger.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 15, 2017 04:55 AM (VdICR)


Millennial pajama boys' grip strength hardest hit.

Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2017 05:41 AM (zlQMj)

458 EMT is up.

Posted by: obergruppenskankes hillzebub at April 15, 2017 06:05 AM (d76uN)

459
Oh, and I'm drinking 'Half Duchesses' tonight...



Cheap rum, but with caffeine-free, diet Coke.

Posted by: Spun and Murky at April 15, 2017 04:20 AM (4DCSq)

"Half Duchesses" - I love it!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2017 10:15 AM (tHwdc)

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