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And the ancient and mysterious "Ewok Call," which is apparently sounded whenever anyone posts anything after noon....

Update [OregonMuse]

Reason #4,237 why people should vote for conservative candidates: According to studies, we're better looking.

That's right, the science is settled:

A recently published study in the Journal of Public Economics concludes that the attractiveness of a candidate does correlate with their politics. They find that politicians on the right are more good looking in Europe, the United States and Australia.

The study shows correlation, not causation, but the researchers float a simple economic explanation for why this might happen. Numerous studies have shown that good-looking people are likely to earn more, and that people who earn more are typically more opposed to redistributive policies, like the progressive taxes and welfare programs favored by the left.

Posted by: CBD at 12:16 PM




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1 I heard the call!

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 12:17 PM (sBOL1)

2 ?

Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2017 12:17 PM (NBHj5)

3 Ahhhhhhh

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2017 12:18 PM (NOIQH)

4 My friends, we have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House

Posted by: John McCain at April 10, 2017 12:19 PM (DpOmP)

5 AH!!!! Fresh air!!!


*shakes out clothes, decides to not put them back on*

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 10, 2017 12:19 PM (jjaLl)

6 Whatever happened to the Ewok Signal?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 12:19 PM (PY9jH)

7 AROOOOOOoooooooo

Posted by: joncelli, Making with the Ewok Call at April 10, 2017 12:19 PM (RD7QR)

8 >>>And the ancient and mysterious "Ewok Call," which is apparently sounded whenever anyone posts anything after noon....<<<



Accompanied by drumbeats on the helmets of Storm Troopers.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 10, 2017 12:20 PM (jlSRZ)

9 My friendsth, you have everything to fear with Donald Trump in the White House.

--- backstabbing old coot

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 12:20 PM (PY9jH)

10 Shouldn't that be tucked in a dead gook's hand?


I denounce myself...for tasteless, insensitive, and offensive speech.

Posted by: Anon at April 10, 2017 12:20 PM (zEM3F)

11 Hope Ace's shelves didn't fall on him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 12:21 PM (PY9jH)

12 Is there an Ewok Cave with poles you slide down to get there?

Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2017 12:21 PM (TppKb)

13 It could be ace had more shelves to put up.Or he is writing a movie review.

Posted by: steevy at April 10, 2017 12:21 PM (r/0kC)

14 yubyubbyuuubbb the call of the ewoks, was supposed to be the title of star wars 6. It got changed by mistake.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 10, 2017 12:22 PM (d76uN)

15 *burp*

So this is a GAINZZZ thread?

*burp*

Posted by: Bye Bye stubborn belly fat at April 10, 2017 12:22 PM (HgMAr)

16 TheJM, if you are here, thank you for the recommendation about the Gospel According to St. Matthew movie. My husband and I watched part one last night and will watch the rest tonight.

Rondinella Mamma, I think you would like this too. Here's what Steven Greydanus has to say about it:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/kba2zvj

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 12:22 PM (sBOL1)

17 Don't get your hopes up too early... It's a long way to the end of the pipe

Posted by: Andy Dufresne at April 10, 2017 12:22 PM (DpOmP)

18 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at April 10, 2017 12:22 PM (GwIKd)

19 Oh. Sorry.
That was me in the bathroom.
Bad airline food.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2017 12:22 PM (0tfLf)

20 >>>Is there an Ewok Cave with poles you slide down to get there?

Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2017 12:21 PM (TppKb)<<<

Nope. If there were he'd just want to keep sliding on the pole. He'd really get nothing else done.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 10, 2017 12:23 PM (jlSRZ)

21 This Chinese food is awful.

BOMB PANDA EXPRESS!

Posted by: John McCain at April 10, 2017 12:23 PM (kTF2Z)

22 Can you buy a deck of cards containing only AoS's?

Posted by: BignJames at April 10, 2017 12:23 PM (x9c8r)

23 Is that like the Bat Signal?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 10, 2017 12:24 PM (so+oy)

24
Unfun fact -- most localities no longer build firehouses with firepoles. "Liability issues", I was told.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 10, 2017 12:24 PM (v1g1+)

25 Chicago is worse now than the old gang days years ago. Judge assasinated in Roseland neighborhood:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ breaking/ct-man-shot-dead- woman-wounded-in-roseland- neighborhood-20170410-story.html

Southside scary.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 10, 2017 12:25 PM (MIKMs)

26 The Paolo, he is never late. He always arrives on time. Your wife however, she almost always comes early.

Posted by: Paolo at April 10, 2017 12:26 PM (FqgrG)

27 Shouldn't that be tucked in a dead gook's hand?

Reminds me of an old Doonesbury cartoon, back when it was occasionally funny.

BD is serving in Vietnam and gets captured by Phred, the VC terrorist, and both promptly get lost. After a few days, Phred tells BD that, while he appreciates their joint effort at survival, he knows what BD wants to say and encourages him to.

At which, BD yells, "You lousy Commie GOOK!"

"There, now,"
Phred smiles. "Don't you feel better?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2017 12:26 PM (X6fMO)

28 Linsey Gramm said on Tucker that the world was better without Kadaffia in it


Oh yes that is it, never mind it the millions of Africans flooding Europe

Posted by: Yo! at April 10, 2017 12:27 PM (GwIKd)

29 The Ewok call is a complex signal that has evolved to meet the needs of the Ewoks to summon their leader for guidance and content - the sweet, sweet, content.

It consists of a haunting low melody played over the neck of an empty Valu-Rite bottle, the rhythmic drumming on an open oil drum covered with hobo skin followed by a deep, intestinal, belch.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2017 12:27 PM (hLRSq)

30 The Paolo, he is never late. He always arrives on time. Your wife however, she almost always comes early. Posted by: Paolo at April 10, 2017 12:26 PM (FqgrG)
=====

It's a poor workman who blames his tools.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 10, 2017 12:27 PM (MIKMs)

31 Weedeater. One hour. Went through three sets of blades. Butt-whipped, I is.

Posted by: Eromero at April 10, 2017 12:27 PM (zLDYs)

32 That's a great looking ace-o-spades card, CBD.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 10, 2017 12:28 PM (4qq3I)

33 Chicago is worse now than the old gang days years ago. Judge assasinated in Roseland neighborhood:

.............
link didn't work..

http://tinyurl.com/lfddmgb

That used to be a really nice neighborhood!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 10, 2017 12:28 PM (so+oy)

34
Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at April 10, 2017 12:22 PM (GwIKd)
___________________________

Hey!

Posted by: Hey! at April 10, 2017 12:28 PM (HSmrB)

35 I finished Mass Effect Andromeda over the weekend. Game was awesome. Most of the anger on release was unfounded. Looking forward to playing through again on an bumped-up difficulty.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 10, 2017 12:29 PM (KUaJL)

36
Linsey Gramm said on Tucker that the world was better without Kadaffia in it

Not my world

Posted by: Chris Stevens at April 10, 2017 12:31 PM (lKyWE)

37 Funny news cycle. Not much bad to say about Trump at the moment.

MSM had been beating the drum for our getting into Syria because of the Camera Ready Atrocity, which Trump wouldn't do because he was in cahoots with Putin.

No one believes that Putin will do anything heavy.

Fat Boy Little Man is chastened.

Terrorist attacks in Egypt and Sweden are proving Trump right.

So we're back to Bannon Has to Go.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2017 12:31 PM (SIY7D)

38 That used to be a really nice neighborhood!

Styx wrote a song about it. "The Earl of Roseland."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 10, 2017 12:31 PM (ul9CR)

39 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at April 10, 2017 12:22 PM (GwIKd)
___________________________

Hey!
Posted by: Hey!

-
Yabbadabbadoo!

- Flintstone, Fred

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 10, 2017 12:32 PM (Nwg0u)

40 I wish I could remember the magazine that I read this in but there was a lengthy story a year or two ago about just how corrupt and incestuous the relationship between Chicago city officials and gang members is. Truly disturbing.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at April 10, 2017 12:32 PM (FqgrG)

41 Linsey Gramm said on Tucker that the world was better without Kadaffia in it

Tucker went easy on him.

-1 in my books

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 10, 2017 12:32 PM (FZYNt)

42
A pet peeve of mine (and yes this is just pointless drivel, me sounding off) is liberal/progressive/moonbat boiler plate that capitalism is bad. Or that they're "anti-capitalism" etc.

Do they even know what capitalism is? Do they realize they wouldn't have their precious iPhones without it? Or be able to shop in a Whole Foods with all its overpriced food and supplements? What? They think that without capitalism people would just decide to produce food, clothing and iPads, for no profit, out of the "goodness" of their progressive hearts? I would like a moonbat academic to explain to me his/her reasoning on being against capitalism.

Posted by: Sphynx at April 10, 2017 12:32 PM (OZmbA)

43 *Weedeater. One hour. Went through three sets of blades. Butt-whipped, I is.
Posted by: Eromero at April 10, 2017 12:27 PM (zLDYs)*

Weedeater & lawnmower are my workout plans for the next 8 months.

Posted by: tbodie at April 10, 2017 12:33 PM (U76Nz)

44 McShitty and Ladyboy can't wait to get started in another shitty war in which we have noting to gain. Idf Trump screws up and decides to go in there these two assholes need to be the first sneakers on the ground.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 10, 2017 12:35 PM (mpXpK)

45 "Capitalism" has negative brand appeal because it's associated with worker exploitation.

I prefer Free Markets.

Then cue up Milton Friedman's epic take-down of Left-leaning Phil Donohue:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-o0kD9f6wo

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2017 12:35 PM (SIY7D)

46 woah.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 10, 2017 12:35 PM (ul9CR)

47 My friends, we have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House

Posted by: John McCain at April 10, 2017 12:19 PM (DpOmP)


Democrats at the state and Congressional level, they should have feared Obama.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2017 12:35 PM (hLRSq)

48 Hey CBD, if you really want to summon the Ewok, post something you've poured your soul into.

Then it's stomping time.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 10, 2017 12:35 PM (z79tQ)

49 I feel boxed in

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 10, 2017 12:36 PM (FZYNt)

50 All grey now????

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 10, 2017 12:36 PM (mpXpK)

51 I feel so centered.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 10, 2017 12:36 PM (ul9CR)

52 oops

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 10, 2017 12:36 PM (4qq3I)

53 Boxes within boxes, dude!

Posted by: joncelli, Making with the Ewok Call at April 10, 2017 12:36 PM (RD7QR)

54 Thanks for the update, OMuse, but really, didn't we all know that already?



Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 12:36 PM (sBOL1)

55 And for the 1st time ever, I see the Grey Boxes.

Posted by: tbodie at April 10, 2017 12:36 PM (U76Nz)

56 ahh, room to manspread out again.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 10, 2017 12:36 PM (ul9CR)

57 'Sup!

Posted by: 'Sup! at April 10, 2017 12:36 PM (vtcmf)

58 The study shows correlation, not causation, but the researchers float a simple economic explanation for why this might happen.
***
I'd also argue that being full of hate is likely to make one uglier. And modern liberalism is primarily an expression of hate.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2017 12:37 PM (eSx+E)

59 >>>Is there an Ewok Cave with poles you slide down to get there?



Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2017 12:21 PM (TppKb)<<<


Ewoks seem bouncy - small, round, and furry. I would figure they'd need no poles.

Posted by: MacGruber at April 10, 2017 12:37 PM (S+el1)

60 I wish I could remember the magazine that I read this in but there was a lengthy story a year or two ago about just how corrupt and incestuous the relationship between Chicago city officials and gang members is. Truly disturbing.

-
Ten or fifteen years ago, it was revealed that Chicago prosecutors were supplying favored imprisoned gangbangers with chicks and drugs in exchange for testimony against disfavored gangbangers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 10, 2017 12:37 PM (Nwg0u)

61 Linsey Gramm said on Tucker that the world was better without Kadaffia in it

Kadaffia/Quadaffi/whatever was an asshole and he deserved to get killed the way he got killed.

It's just everything that happened afterwards sucked as well. After decades of dictatorship with no oppostion, nobody was willing and able to take over the country.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 10, 2017 12:37 PM (zsHGH)

62 I would say, "think outside of the box", but it's cliched......and we're Morons.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 10, 2017 12:37 PM (326rv)

63 "there was a lengthy story a year or two ago about just how corrupt and
incestuous the relationship between Chicago city officials and gang
members is"

There's an entire layer of discreet intermediaries who operate in between the street corner thugs and the likes of the aldermen and mayor.

Those men in the middle go by a variety of titles and positions.

One of which is "community organizer".

Posted by: torquewrench at April 10, 2017 12:37 PM (noWW6)

64 Then they were gone. Just a fleeting glimpse into the World of the Ewok.

Posted by: tbodie at April 10, 2017 12:38 PM (U76Nz)

65 My wife tells me I'm handsome all the time!

Posted by: John Kerry at April 10, 2017 12:38 PM (FqgrG)

66 Thanks for the update, OMuse, but really, didn't we all know that already?

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 12:36 PM (sBOL1)


Yes, but SCIENCE!

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 10, 2017 12:38 PM (4qq3I)

67 59 >>>Is there an Ewok Cave with poles you slide down to get there?



Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2017 12:21 PM (TppKb)


Ewoks seem bouncy - small, round, and furry. I would figure they'd need no poles.
Posted by: MacGruber at April 10, 2017 12:37 PM (S+el1)

They swing on ropes....

Posted by: Don Q. at April 10, 2017 12:38 PM (NgKpN)

68
22 Can you buy a deck of cards containing only AoS's?
Posted by: BignJames at April 10, 2017 12:23 PM (x9c8r)


It used to be possible, as told in this story of finding and repatriating a MIA Marine's remains from Vietnam --

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ksyjvwc

The parents of Lance Cpl. Merlin Allen of Bayfield, WI (my Dad's home town) formerly owned all of York Island, in Wisconsin's Apostle Island chain. When the National Park Service established the National Lakeshore there, the Allen's created a memorial for Merlin on a small portion of York Island, thereby taking it out of NPS control.

The story of how the feral gubmint ran roughshod over private property owners in the Apostle Islands -- including my paternal grandparents -- played a huge role in my becoming conservative. Particularly galling to me was how monied private property owners received preferential treatment over those who weren't as well off. Bastages, every last one of them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 10, 2017 12:38 PM (v1g1+)

69 62 I would say, "think outside of the box", but it's cliched......and we're Morons.
Posted by: Blue Hen

eating outside the box is my speciality

Posted by: Allison Williams at April 10, 2017 12:38 PM (FZYNt)

70 Ewoks seem bouncy - small, round, and furry. I would figure they'd need no poles.
Posted by: MacGruber at April 10, 2017 12:37 PM (S+el1)


Ewoks would make terrible strippers.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 12:38 PM (BEMJs)

71 Democrats at the state and Congressional level, they should have feared Obama.
***
I have a strong suspicion that if you were to chart the financial outcomes of elected democrats between 2008 and 2016 that you would find they made substantially greater gains than the American average.

Yes, I'm sure it is sad when you violate all your election promises to be a moderate and get kicked out of office...until George Soros or his ilk hires you for a no show job with a larger salary as a reward...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2017 12:39 PM (eSx+E)

72 It's not bad enough that we have to suffer TSA indignities before boarding. Once you get your azz on the plane, you can then look forward to a hired goon removal:

http://tinyurl.com/l2rwefw

United Airlines ftw

Posted by: kallisto at April 10, 2017 12:39 PM (kD8Fh)

73 McShitty and Ladyboy can't wait to get started in another shitty war in which we have noting to gain. Idf Trump screws up and decides to go in there these two assholes need to be the first sneakers on the ground.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 10, 2017 12:35 PM (mpXpK)


God, would I love to be POTUS and tell those two, "you want our troops over there? Only if you two are in the front line of combat. Otherwise, no deal."

Then have SS throw them physically out of the Oval Office.

A great many of our political problems stem from the fact that these overfed, corrupt, treasonous assholes no longer fear the Preston Brooks treatment.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2017 12:39 PM (X6fMO)

74 AoS decks. Currently sold out.

http://www.penguinmagic.com/p/S15564

Some at Amazon

Posted by: Anon at April 10, 2017 12:40 PM (zEM3F)

75 My wife tells me I'm handsome all the time!

Posted by: John Kerry at April 10, 2017 12:38 PM (FqgrG)


She was asking how many hands tall you were.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2017 12:41 PM (hLRSq)

76 I wish I could remember the magazine that I read this in but there was a lengthy story a year or two ago about just how corrupt and incestuous the relationship between Chicago city officials and gang members is. Truly disturbing.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at April 10, 2017 12:32 PM (FqgrG)


This was the first, and perhaps the biggest, lie we were asked to believe about Obama: That, even though he spent years in the political systemof what is probably *the* most corrupt city in *the* most corrupt state in America, that somehow, miraculously, he is squeaky clean, scrupulously honest, and untainted by even the merest hint of corruption.

Right.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 10, 2017 12:41 PM (4qq3I)

77 73 God, would I love to be POTUS and tell those two, "you want our troops over there? Only if you two are in the front line of combat. Otherwise, no deal."

Then have SS throw them physically out of the Oval Office.

A great many of our political problems stem from the fact that these overfed, corrupt, treasonous assholes no longer fear the Preston Brooks treatment.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2017 12:39 PM (X6fMO)

==================

If I were president, my favorite thing to do would be to veto every bill that dealt with multiple departments at once.

"Oh, you spent weeks working on this omnibus spending bill? That's nice. Veto. Now come back to me with individual appropriations bills per department."

------------some time later------------

"I'm only signing half of these. The rest are vetoed."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 12:41 PM (ELUpj)

78 75 My wife tells me I'm handsome all the time!

Posted by: John Kerry at April 10, 2017 12:38 PM (FqgrG)


She was asking how many hands tall you were.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet!

We don't get that comment

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton and Sarah Jessica Parker at April 10, 2017 12:42 PM (FZYNt)

79 Bewillowed on the last thread, but in case Mark Andrew Edwards is still around:

Looks like Gerard's is just a couple blocks from where I'm staying. Thanks, Hog
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 10, 2017 12:20 PM (zsHGH)

No problem. It's not exactly cheap, but how often do you go to Maui, right?

Definitely go for the nut and cheese plate for dessert if it's on the menu.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2017 12:26 PM (8nWyX)

Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2017 12:42 PM (8nWyX)

80 Spade-a-licious?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2017 12:42 PM (gFqOo)

81 I just say that the iPhone 7 plus is very close to being the perfect cellphone at present

Very refined and crisply functional

I learned this after I whoopsie-daisied my old phone into a non-functioning paperweight

I'll also say that the service has gotten much much worse at the Apple Store

Posted by: naturalfake at April 10, 2017 12:42 PM (JFpQ7)

82 76 This was the first, and perhaps the biggest, lie we were asked to believe about Obama: That, even though he spent years in the political systemof what is probably *the* most corrupt city in *the* most corrupt state in America, that somehow, miraculously, he is squeaky clean, scrupulously honest, and untainted by even the merest hint of corruption.

Right.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 10, 2017 12:41 PM (4qq3I)

================

"I believe it!"
-David Brooks

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 12:42 PM (ELUpj)

83 Kadaffia/Quadaffi/whatever was an asshole and he deserved to get killed the way he got killed.
***
Saddam Hussein was perhaps the largest mass murder still in political power in 2003. I seem to recall the argument from the left was that was no justification for removing him from power.

Qaddafi was a murder and a tyrant, but a pretty run of the mill one. And he had cooperated with the west in regards to his WMDs and Salafism after seeing what happened to Saddam Hussein.

America would have been more justified in toppling the Castro brothers then it was with Qaddafi...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2017 12:43 PM (eSx+E)

84 73 A great many of our political problems stem from the
fact that these overfed, corrupt, treasonous assholes no longer fear
the Preston Brooks treatment.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2017 12:39 PM (X6fMO)

Hey I'm from SC but I don't have a gutta-purcha cane. I do have a walker I was using after my operation. Maybe I could go out on the Senate floor and beat the crap out of them with that walker.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 10, 2017 12:43 PM (mpXpK)

85 My wife tells me I'm handsome all the time!

So, why the long face?

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at April 10, 2017 12:43 PM (vtcmf)

86 >>Linsey Gramm said on Tucker that the world was better without Kadaffia in it<<


I used to agree with that sentiment but watching how Libya (and Iraq) have fared without a strongman makes me seriously consider otherwise.

Maybe those societies need a strongman dictator to keep the populace from killing each other and turning into a terrorist's safe haven. The rub is you have to ensure the dictator doesn't go too far.

Frankly, after giving up WMDs (thanks to W) and getting out of the international terrorism game, Qadaffi was pretty much harmless, at least in the international arena.

Now Libya is a first-rate failed state shithole. Thanks, Obama.

Posted by: MacGruber at April 10, 2017 12:43 PM (S+el1)

87 I'm sexy and I know it!

Posted by: Pajama Boy at April 10, 2017 12:43 PM (FqgrG)

88 he is squeaky clean, scrupulously honest, and untainted by even the merest hint of corruption.
___
I see no corruption in those pants creases, and trust me I've been studying them.

Posted by: David Brooks at April 10, 2017 12:43 PM (eSx+E)

89 Good lord, I waded into the Rosie O'Donnell Twitter stream and that sow is unhinged, along with her admirers.

Whereas Cher's posts are undecipherable.

Posted by: Sphynx at April 10, 2017 12:43 PM (OZmbA)

90 Leftys are just ugly.

Lefthanded people however are smart and sexy.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2017 12:44 PM (fYChk)

91 We don't get that comment

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton and Sarah Jessica Parker at April 10, 2017 12:42 PM (FZYNt)


For the love of God stay away from Churchill Downs!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2017 12:44 PM (hLRSq)

92 78 75 My wife tells me I'm handsome all the time!

Posted by: John Kerry at April 10, 2017 12:38 PM (FqgrG)


She was asking how many hands tall you were.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet!

We don't get that comment
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton and Sarah Jessica Parker at April 10, 2017 12:42 PM (FZYNt)

Plainly aliens from the Horse Nebula!

Posted by: Guy who believes Brit Royals are Reptiloids at April 10, 2017 12:44 PM (NgKpN)

93 84 73 A great many of our political problems stem from the
fact that these overfed, corrupt, treasonous assholes no longer fear
the Preston Brooks treatment.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2017 12:39 PM (X6fMO)

Hey I'm from SC but I don't have a gutta-purcha cane. I do have a walker I was using after my operation. Maybe I could go out on the Senate floor and beat the crap out of them with that walker.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 10, 2017 12:43 PM (mpXpK)

================

Yeah...maybe we could avoid praising the slave owning man who beat the abolitionist half to death?

Maybe?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 12:44 PM (ELUpj)

94 "They think that without capitalism people would just decide to produce
food, clothing and iPads, for no profit, out of the 'goodness' of their
progressive hearts?"

I will say this about the original 1960s hippies.

A substantial contingent of them, in the 1970s, became part of the "back to the land" movement, to include setting up socialist agricultural communes.

The majority of these ventures flamed out horribly in a flurry of recriminations, due to collectivism amplifying people's natural laziness and incompetence. Scurrying back to the cities they went. To get haircuts, doff the denim and tie-dye, and work at capitalist businesses.

It's not too hard to connect the dots between that hard generational learning experience and the later rise of the New Right, including Ronald Reagan.

Would that more of today's special snowflake generation were heading out to the boonies to try their hands at farming together. Hell, we should subsidize it.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 10, 2017 12:44 PM (noWW6)

95 Cher is functionally retarded.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2017 12:44 PM (fYChk)

96 TheJM, I don't know if you saw my note up top to you, but thank you for the recommendation for the Gospel According to St. Matthew. We watched the first half last night and will finish tonight.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 12:44 PM (sBOL1)

97 Rightwingers also have larger dicks.

It's Science.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 10, 2017 12:44 PM (QQ+il)

98 For all those on their Gainzzz diets, I will now review the new Taco Bell tacoburrito. First the price is right at a 1.49. Second it tastes good. Third I'll have to get back to you in an hour to see if there are any lasting effects.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 10, 2017 12:45 PM (kUpEx)

99
'Sup!

Posted by: 'Sup! at April 10, 2017 12:36 PM (vtcmf)
__________________________

Dude!

Posted by: Dude! at April 10, 2017 12:45 PM (HSmrB)

100 Hillary! "Chelsea! I said dress up in Derby attire!!!!! Not put the feedbag on!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2017 12:45 PM (gFqOo)

101 The attractiveness thing makes perfect sense. If you're an ugly person and have a bitter, vindictive personality, wouldn't you support the side that would make as many members of your peer group miserable as possible?

Posted by: geojump at April 10, 2017 12:45 PM (w/p7Z)

102 91 We don't get that comment

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton and Sarah Jessica Parker at April 10, 2017 12:42 PM (FZYNt)


For the love of God stay away from Churchill Downs!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2017 12:44 PM (hLRSq)

But they were all lately seen at the Protest...

You know... the one Nag'ing us about the Glue Factory?

Posted by: Don Q. at April 10, 2017 12:45 PM (NgKpN)

103 I dug into Obama in 2008. I had been mostly apolitical before.

Obama obviously got a bribe from Rezko when he bought his house. I found some research by a left leaning independent investigative journalist which showed at least one quo to tie to the quid, but neither the federal prosecutors nor media went there, even though they nailed Gov Blagovich on something similar

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2017 12:45 PM (SIY7D)

104 So ugly people think it's ok to steal because they are butt ugly? F*ck 'em.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 10, 2017 12:45 PM (vRcUp)

105 96 TheJM, I don't know if you saw my note up top to you, but thank you for the recommendation for the Gospel According to St. Matthew. We watched the first half last night and will finish tonight.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 12:44 PM (sBOL1)

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I missed that. You're welcome.

It's gets seriously powerful in its later half.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 12:45 PM (ELUpj)

106 Lefthanded people however are smart and sexy.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2017 12:44 PM (fYChk)


Sinister.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2017 12:45 PM (hLRSq)

107 97 Rightwingers also have larger dicks.

It's Science.
Posted by: Grump928(c)

not so Jefe

Posted by: Mexican Dude with the big wang at April 10, 2017 12:46 PM (FZYNt)

108 89 Good lord, I waded into the Rosie O'Donnell Twitter stream and that sow is unhinged, along with her admirers.

Whereas Cher's posts are undecipherable.
Posted by: Sphynx at April 10, 2017 12:43 PM (OZmbA)

She has regressed back to the equivalent of cave paintings.

Posted by: josephistan at April 10, 2017 12:46 PM (7HtZB)

109 It's gets seriously powerful in its later half.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 12:45 PM (ELUpj)
------------

You might be interested in the movie review link I posted in comment 16. It has quite a lot of info about the making of the movie.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 12:47 PM (sBOL1)

110 Linsey Gramm said on Tucker that the world was better without Kadaffia in it


Prove it. We had no evidence that he was still training foreign terrorists, or that he was pursuing chemical or nuclear weapons.

We created a vacuum, and now we're constantly bombing Libya because of what crawled in afterward.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 10, 2017 12:47 PM (326rv)

111 Rosie's Twitter stream?

You do know the difference between taking one for the team and masochism right?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2017 12:48 PM (gFqOo)

112 109
You might be interested in the movie review link I posted in comment 16. It has quite a lot of info about the making of the movie.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 12:47 PM (sBOL1)

================

I shall read it. Thanks!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 12:48 PM (ELUpj)

113 106 Lefthanded people however are smart and sexy.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2017 12:44 PM (fYChk)


Sinister.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2017 12:45 PM (hLRSq)
107 97 Rightwingers also have larger dicks.

It's Science.
Posted by: Grump928(c)


So.... me being both Right Wing, and Left handed....

Posted by: Don Q. at April 10, 2017 12:48 PM (NgKpN)

114 Is it me, or does that Ace of Spades card smell like fish?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 10, 2017 12:48 PM (4AVeu)

115 Linsey Gramm said on Tucker that the world was better without Kadaffia in it

Chris Stevens would disagree.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 10, 2017 12:49 PM (QQ+il)

116 This was the first, and perhaps the biggest, lie we
were asked to believe about Obama: That, even though he spent years in
the political systemof what is probably *the* most corrupt city in *the*
most corrupt state in America, that somehow, miraculously, he is
squeaky clean, scrupulously honest, and untainted by even the merest
hint of corruption. Right. Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 10, 2017 12:41 PM (4qq3I)
=====

It is really difficult for people in the rest of the country, even in blue-state corrupt areas, to understand just how really ugly it is in Illinois. To most people, we sound like wild-eyed conspiracy nuts. Reality bites.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 10, 2017 12:49 PM (MIKMs)

117 75 My wife tells me I'm handsome all the time!

Posted by: John Kerry at April 10, 2017 12:38 PM (FqgrG)

--

That's only when you're wearing your feed bag and she can only see your eyes.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 10, 2017 12:50 PM (+FSld)

118 Tucker should have asked Lindsey if he ever sucked a dick he didn't like

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 10, 2017 12:50 PM (FZYNt)

119 Did Ace get kicked off a United flight and thrown in the airport clink? Hope he snagged some of the mini vodka bottled first!

Posted by: LizLem at April 10, 2017 12:51 PM (hvf9s)

120 Linsey Gramm said on Tucker that the world was better without Kadaffia in it

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Yeah, the Arab Spring was a great success.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 10, 2017 12:51 PM (Nwg0u)

121 >> neither the federal prosecutors nor media went there, even though they nailed Gov Blagovich on something similar
Posted by: Ignoramus


Obama was lauded and will continue to be worshipped by the MFM, no matter what he does or what comes out that he did during his time in office. He will NEVER suffer any lampooning by late night hosts or stand up comics. The worst jokes will be a gentle jab or two at King Putt.

Trump has been in office a short while and a standup comic industry to ridicule Trump has already taken shape.

Posted by: Sphynx at April 10, 2017 12:51 PM (OZmbA)

122 For all those on their Gainzzz diets, I will now review the new Taco Bell tacoburrito. First the price is right at a 1.49. Second it tastes good. Third I'll have to get back to you in an hour to see if there are any lasting effects.
Posted by: Jack Sock

Mazel tov.

Posted by: zombie Montezuma at April 10, 2017 12:51 PM (326rv)

123 Yeah...maybe we could avoid praising the slave owning man who beat the abolitionist half to death?

Maybe?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 12:44 PM (ELUpj)


The despicable Harry Reid stood on the floor of the Senate and deliberately lied about Mitt Romney's tax returns. When confronted, he merely smirked, "It worked." That bastard should never have been allowed to leave the Senate floor under his own power.

My point is that assholes like McStain and Graham and every other ambulatory shitstain in congress are free to lie, slander and libel in ways that would get their teeth punched down their throats in public. That needs to end.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2017 12:51 PM (X6fMO)

124 95 Cher is functionally retarded.
__________________________

Sonny Bono hit his head so against that tree that he f*cked up his ex-wife's brain too.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 10, 2017 12:51 PM (4AVeu)

125 I heard ace groan, smack the alarm and roll over.

Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 12:52 PM (4lrrm)

126 "They think that without capitalism people would just decide to produce

food, clothing and iPads, for no profit, out of the 'goodness' of their

progressive hearts?"
***
Oh, this is always a fun conversation....

Liberal: X should be free! We should just all do things for each other!

Me: So how much charity work do you do?

Liberal: What do you mean?

Me: Well, if you expect people to do things out of the goodness of their hearts...how much are you doing now?

Liberal: That's different!

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2017 12:52 PM (eSx+E)

127 'Sup!



Posted by: 'Sup! at April 10, 2017 12:36 PM (vtcmf)

__________________________



Dude!

Posted by: Dude! at April 10, 2017 12:45 PM (HSmrB)

_________________________
Brah!

Posted by: Brah! at April 10, 2017 12:52 PM (PY9jH)

128 THE JOKES ABOUT KERRY ARE FUNNY BECAUSE HE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A HORSE. AND HIS WIFE'S A NAG.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 10, 2017 12:52 PM (OZmbA)

129 TheJM, I don't know if you saw my note up top to you, but thank you for the recommendation for the Gospel According to St. Matthew. We watched the first half last night and will finish tonight.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 12:44 PM (sBOL1)


It's in my Netflix queue, but there's a "long wait".

I'm expecting to be disappointed, because I suspect that because Pasolini is an atheist Marxist, it will end with the crucifixion not the Resurrection.

Which kind of misses the entire point.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 10, 2017 12:53 PM (4qq3I)

130 I don't particularly think the comparison of Khadafi and Saddam is valid. I do think it was in our best interest and safety to depose Saddam but feel just the opposite about Khadafi.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 10, 2017 12:53 PM (kUpEx)

131 this would be a good time to post some sculpture made of willow.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 12:53 PM (Opqbq)

132 123 The despicable Harry Reid stood on the floor of the Senate and deliberately lied about Mitt Romney's tax returns. When confronted, he merely smirked, "It worked." That bastard should never have been allowed to leave the Senate floor under his own power.

My point is that assholes like McStain and Graham and every other ambulatory shitstain in congress are free to lie, slander and libel in ways that would get their teeth punched down their throats in public. That needs to end.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2017 12:51 PM (X6fMO)

=================

I just wish we had a better historical example to cite...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 12:53 PM (ELUpj)

133 Thanks for mansplainin' Ben!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 12:53 PM (PY9jH)

134 Yabbadabbadoo!

- Flintstone, Fred

_________________________

Scooby do-be-doo.

Posted by: Sinatra, Frank at April 10, 2017 12:53 PM (4AVeu)

135 So....

I hear Ace and willow are shacking up.


Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2017 12:53 PM (fYChk)

136 Maybe Ace put Shia LaPoof out of everyone's misery... and is now having indigestion from the hobo stew.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2017 12:53 PM (gFqOo)

137 I am beautiful on the inside and I got the pics to prove it!

Posted by: Hack at April 10, 2017 12:54 PM (/m+r3)

138 Liberal: X should be free! We should just all do things for each other!

A Mr. Hobbes on line one, dumbass.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2017 12:54 PM (B+qrE)

139 "Obama was lauded and will continue to be worshipped by the MFM, no matter what he does or what comes out that he did during his time in office."

Agreed, but time will tell.

Richard Haas, who's head of the Council of Foreign Relations, was on Morning Joe this morning and strongly implied that history won't be kind to Obama. And this from a guy who leans left

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2017 12:54 PM (SIY7D)

140 So now "lunchshaming" is a thing.

Posted by: josephistan at April 10, 2017 12:54 PM (7HtZB)

141 I have just be informed by the LA Times, I'm living in a bubble. I was not informed on what kind of bubble it is.

I hope it's not fatal.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 10, 2017 12:54 PM (d76uN)

142 people who earn more are typically more opposed to redistributive policies, like the progressive taxes and welfare programs favored by the left.

Except for the Soroses and Bezoses and their ilk, who are more than willing to redistribute *my* money.

Posted by: rickl at April 10, 2017 12:54 PM (xjiRE)

143 Speaking of GAINZZZ, I put up a GAINZZZ post on my blog.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 10, 2017 12:54 PM (GUBah)

144 69 62 I would say, "think outside of the box", but it's cliched......and we're Morons.
Posted by: Blue Hen

eating outside the box is my speciality
Posted by: Allison Williams

IT'S FUNNY CAUSE SHE STUCK HER TONGUE IN THE HOLIEST OF HOLIES

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 10, 2017 12:54 PM (FZYNt)

145 I am beautiful on the inside and I got the pics to prove it!
Posted by: Hack at April 10, 2017 12:54 PM (/m+r3)


The doc who did my colonoscopy back in 2010 says the same thing about me.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 10, 2017 12:54 PM (4qq3I)

146

A Mr. Hobbes on line one, dumbass.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2017 12:54 PM (B+qrE)

He wants tuna and a nap.

Posted by: Calvin at April 10, 2017 12:55 PM (7HtZB)

147 Good grief. I saw vid somewhere of Shia LaBoooooffff going off on a bartender in a bowling alley over an order of french fries. Called the black bartender "racist."

He needs to be in a hospital.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 12:55 PM (PY9jH)

148 129 It's in my Netflix queue, but there's a "long wait".

I'm expecting to be disappointed, because I suspect that because Pasolini is an atheist Marxist, it will end with the crucifixion not the Resurrection.

Which kind of misses the entire point.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 10, 2017 12:53 PM (4qq3I)

===================

1) It's available on Amazon Prime for free streaming, if you have it. I saw the long wait on the film and found an alternative (the order of my queue means something).

2) You should read bluebell's link:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/kba2zvj

Pasolini was an athiest, Marxist, homosexual, but he wanted to simply film The Gospel as it was written without any editorializing on his part. He succeeds quite well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 12:55 PM (ELUpj)

149 I hear Ace and willow are shacking up.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2017 12:53 PM (fYChk)



Shacking? Or Treehousing?

Posted by: Country Singer at April 10, 2017 12:55 PM (GUBah)

150 Trump bombs Fascist Syrian president stock of WMD, says it is for the children of Syria. Syrian refugee leader tells CNN news commisar he remembers Obummer's "line in the sand" failure and wants trump to make Syria safe for refugees to return.

Tired of winning yet?

Posted by: exdem13 at April 10, 2017 12:55 PM (Quwsn)

151 They find that politicians on the right are more good looking in Europe, the United States and Australia.

It almost seems as if there would be a better word than 'more good' -- but it escapes me at the moment.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 10, 2017 12:55 PM (HTdUD)

152 So now "lunchshaming" is a thing.

No, it is not.

I will fight you about this.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2017 12:55 PM (B+qrE)

153 oh heck no I couldn'ty stnd the hair in the bed. and my spouse would be pretty pissed off besides.

Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 12:56 PM (4lrrm)

154 So.... me being both Right Wing, and Left handed....

Posted by: Don Q. at April 10, 2017 12:48 PM (NgKpN)


You go in circles. The direction depends on whether you are north or south of the equator.

It's science!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2017 12:56 PM (hLRSq)

155 Well,somebody beat the fuck out of old Harry.The old "broken exercise band" trick.

Posted by: steevy at April 10, 2017 12:56 PM (r/0kC)

156 107 97 Rightwingers also have larger dicks.

It's Science.
Posted by: Grump928(c)
________________________________

Heh.

Posted by: Dick Armee, Dick Cheney, Dick Nixon at April 10, 2017 12:56 PM (4AVeu)

157 Which kind of misses the entire point.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 10, 2017 12:53 PM (4qq3I)
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OMuse, take a look at that review I linked in #16. He addresses that atheist, Marxist thing.

And I don't know how it ends yet.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 12:56 PM (sBOL1)

158 willow!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 12:57 PM (PY9jH)

159 I hear Ace and willow are shacking up.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2017 12:53 PM (fYChk)

Shacking? Or Treehousing?

Posted by: Country Singer at April 10, 2017 12:55 PM (GUBah)


Shelving.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2017 12:57 PM (B+qrE)

160 This Chinese food is awful.

BOMB PANDA EXPRESS!

Posted by: John McCain
****

Nah. Just send Country Boy.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 10, 2017 12:57 PM (uhftQ)

161 139 Agreed, but time will tell.

Richard Haas, who's head of the Council of Foreign Relations, was on Morning Joe this morning and strongly implied that history won't be kind to Obama. And this from a guy who leans left
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2017 12:54 PM (SIY7D)

==================

Historians will do whatever they can to keep Obama's image clean.

But, I think we may be looking at another example of a Hoover. Partisans on Hoover's side continue to defend him while no one else will.

Earlier in Obama's presidency, I was predicting a Wilson where only the partisans on the other side of Wilson continue to dislike him while everyone else has at worst gauzy nice feelings towards him. Obama's presidency, however, was so bad, that I doubt he'll be able to reach that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 12:57 PM (ELUpj)

162 #CheckYourPurtyPrivilege

Posted by: LTC Bill Kilgore at April 10, 2017 12:57 PM (Re/7S)

163 willow my friend, how are you? Has your hair grown back enough for you yet?

The important stuff. You know.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 12:57 PM (sBOL1)

164 The despicable Harry Reid

-
Paul Begala is in full freak out mode today because the dastardly Republicans nuked the filibuster to get Gorshch approved.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 10, 2017 12:57 PM (Nwg0u)

165 So now "lunchshaming" is a thing.

Posted by: josephistan at April 10, 2017 12:54 PM (7HtZB)


A deep-gut full intestinal response belch would be in order.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2017 12:58 PM (hLRSq)

166 152 So now "lunchshaming" is a thing.

No, it is not.

I will fight you about this.
---------
Lunchshaming, another thing brought to you by Moochelle Obummer.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 10, 2017 12:58 PM (Quwsn)

167 I'm picturing Ace lying under a pile of broken shelves and pron.

I hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 12:58 PM (PY9jH)

168 I just watched the video of that doctor being dragged off a United flight because it was overbooked and nobody took their cheap ass offer.

Have to admit I laughed as they were dragging fat boy down the aisle and that lady was braying "this isn't right".

Fat boy will be laughing all the way to the bank. And United will probably lose millions in business.

Great job assholes.

Posted by: Marcus at at April 10, 2017 12:58 PM (8NGAj)

169 Except for the Soroses and Bezoses and their ilk, who are more than willing to redistribute *my* money.
***
Once you have enough influence to buy politicians, it is not surprising that if you are immoral to begin with that you will want to leverage that to the fullest.

I mean hell, Soros started his life as a NAZI, you should take his actions as the opposite of what anyone should do.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2017 12:58 PM (eSx+E)

170 Sonny Bono hit his head so against that tree that he f*cked up his ex-wife's brain too.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


I think opinion is splintered on that.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 10, 2017 12:58 PM (HTdUD)

171 I must be a Hoover partisan.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 10, 2017 12:59 PM (kUpEx)

172 >>Good grief. I saw vid somewhere of Shia LaBoooooffff going off on a
bartender in a bowling alley over an order of french fries. Called the
black bartender "racist."


Brittney Spears and Amanda Bynes agree! Lindsay Lohan wants him convert to islam...

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2017 12:59 PM (NOIQH)

173 Treehousing sounds like a blast.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2017 12:59 PM (fYChk)

174 89 Good lord, I waded into the Rosie O'Donnell Twitter stream and that sow is unhinged, along with her admirers.


The antivenin is to look at the other Rosie's Twitter feed: Rosanne Barr's.

Srsly.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 10, 2017 12:59 PM (ul9CR)

175 John "WW III" McCain is going to get us all fucking killed.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 10, 2017 12:59 PM (XMDuf)

176 Tulsi Gabbard is the exception to the settled science. Hottest woman on Capital Hill by many moons.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 10, 2017 12:59 PM (2qHjF)

177 Watching Lyndsey Graham on Tucker Carlson really was illuminating at just how absolutely stupid the NeoCons like him and McCain really are.

This is supposed to be the "top men" of the GOP and the smart set.

He wants to put US troops in there despite the fact that he concedes that both sides are bad actors and we'll basically be helping ISIS. And then guess who owns Syria? We blew through $80 million plus just firing a few rockets at them.

Posted by: Maritime at April 10, 2017 12:59 PM (RquHz)

178 I wish I could remember the magazine that I read this in but there was a
lengthy story a year or two ago about just how corrupt and incestuous
the relationship between Chicago city officials and gang members is.
Truly disturbing.


Chicago Mag

http://www.chicagomag.com/Chicago-Magazine/ January-2012/Gangs-and-Politicians-An-Unholy-Alliance/

I used this article extensively in my intelligence analysis class to discuss human networks and ASCOPE/PMESII analysis.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 10, 2017 01:00 PM (Tnhbr)

179 I just wish we had a better historical example to cite...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 12:53 PM (ELUpj)


There is the example of Connecticut's Roger Griswold taking a cane to Matthew Lyon of Vermont in 1798, but nobody remembers that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2017 01:00 PM (X6fMO)

180 Screw Harry Reid. He got his ass kicked and blamed it on gym equipment. Not one member of the media thought to investigate.

He needs a good ass-kicking again, just for posterity's sake.

Posted by: MacGruber at April 10, 2017 01:00 PM (S+el1)

181 Ha! One of the headlines on my home page "Bill Clinton visits Bushes in Huston" I'll just bet he did.............

Posted by: Molly k. at April 10, 2017 01:00 PM (9H4KE)

182 Speaking of lunchshaming, bad news to backroads cannibal families...
https://tinyurl.com/lx85qzy

Posted by: exdem13 at April 10, 2017 01:00 PM (Quwsn)

183 I'm picturing Ace lying under a pile of broken shelves and pron.

I hope I'm wrong.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 12:58 PM (PY9jH)


He's probably fine, just found a rich vein of hobonium ore to mine. Planning for his retirement as we speak, I'm sure.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2017 01:00 PM (8nWyX)

184 I just watched the video of that doctor being dragged off a United flight because it was overbooked and nobody took their cheap ass offer.


Have to admit I laughed as they were dragging fat boy down the aisle and that lady was braying "this isn't right".


Fat boy will be laughing all the way to the bank. And United will probably lose millions in business.


Great job assholes.
--

They had to get four of their employees on the flight, and needed volunteers. No one volunteered, so they drew names. His name was drawn and he didn't want to go. I can see his point, yet I can see their point as well.

They would have been smarter to offer more than $400 and a hotel to start with.

Or maybe just not "overbook. "

Posted by: shibumi at April 10, 2017 01:01 PM (OBERf)

185 I really wish Paul Begala had gotten the Ft. Marcy Park treatment at some point.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at April 10, 2017 01:01 PM (FqgrG)

186
95 Cher is functionally retarded


You're being kind.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 10, 2017 01:01 PM (lKyWE)

187 176 Tulsi Gabbard is the exception to the settled science. Hottest woman on Capital Hill by many moons.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
________

Ahem.

Posted by: Kristi Noem at April 10, 2017 01:01 PM (j+dfT)

188 171 I must be a Hoover partisan.
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 10, 2017 12:59 PM (kUpEx)

================

It's a generality, but if you were to ask some middle of the road American who actually knows Hoover's name what they thought of Hoover, it'll be associated with "Great Depression" and nothing else.

However, if you were to ask this hypothetical person about Wilson, you'd probably get "League of Nations" or "World War I".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:01 PM (ELUpj)

189 Posted by: Country Singer at April 10, 2017 12:55 PM (GUBah)

We were having some fun with you behind your back on the art thread.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 10, 2017 01:01 PM (Nwg0u)

190 I am always amused by the conservatives-are-richer explanation the MSM gives for everything. They just can't let go of that ol' FDR-era trope about their opposition being an army of Monopoly top-hat men.

Why don't they take a look at the richest counties in the US and see how they vote? (Left-wing, mostly.)
Why don't they check out party donations by the very rich? (Left-wing, mostly.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 10, 2017 01:01 PM (hCoZK)

191 Maybe Ace put Shia LaPoof out of everyone's misery... and is now having indigestion from the hobo stew.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2017 12:53 PM (gFqOo)

Mixing up Shia and a hobo is understandable, your logic is sound. Shia being more diseased than Ace's typical hobo diet, causing great indigestion, would not surprise me either.

Posted by: LizLem at April 10, 2017 01:01 PM (hvf9s)

192 Paul Begala can be rearranged to spell "lube a la gap."


I don't know what it means, but it sounds like something that Interpol should be warned about.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2017 01:01 PM (hLRSq)

193 Jane keesy face and hug.

bluebell, it's almost shoulder length, thankfully it grows semi quickly. ty, Yesss it is important lol.

Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 01:01 PM (4lrrm)

194 >>181 Ha! One of the headlines on my home page "Bill Clinton visits Bushes in Huston" I'll just bet he did.............
Posted by: Molly k. at April 10, 2017 01:00 PM (9H4KE)


I like a well trimmed narrow runway.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 10, 2017 01:01 PM (OZmbA)

195 I'm pretty, and I AM A LIBERAL! I am the sixth most attractive woman in existence. I turn hetero women lesbo.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 10, 2017 01:02 PM (vRcUp)

196 Tulsi Gabbard is the exception to the settled science. Hottest woman on Capital Hill by many moons.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 10, 2017 12:59 PM (2qHjF)


I've had two bosses who served as military liaisons on Capitol Hill. Both pointed out that if you graphed attractiveness on the Y axis and longitude on the X axis, you'd see a huge spike where LA is, and a damn near straight line shooting up right where Capitol Hill is. Not DC, Capitol Hill. From all the sweet young things hired as staffers.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 10, 2017 01:02 PM (Tnhbr)

197 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 10, 2017 01:00 PM (Tnhbr)


Speaking of unholy alliances, I wish I could send you some of the slide decks of what we're working on in the office. Much fighting over rice bowls, but there's a big FDU coming down the pike.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 10, 2017 01:02 PM (GUBah)

198 Great job assholes.
Posted by: Marcus at at April 10, 2017 12:58 PM (8NGAj)

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Sombodies got to get off the airplane.

127 seats and 132 passengers.

I've been bumped from overbooked flights before. Asshole Doctor isn't special.

Fuck him.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2017 01:02 PM (8XRCm)

199 That's good, willow.

I know all about important stuff. I'm supposed to be finishing our taxes.

Instead, I'm painting my nails and chatting with Morons.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 01:02 PM (sBOL1)

200 Barry... Welcome to Fantasy Island... Come OUT and live your wildest dreams...

But first...

Posted by: Reggie Love at April 10, 2017 01:02 PM (DpOmP)

201 168 I just watched the video of that doctor being dragged off a United flight because it was overbooked and nobody took their cheap ass offer.


Yeah, and I'm getting a little tired of the "he should have just complied" defense.

That's some serious police state tactics right there.

Nobody should be roughed up like that. You're trapped in a sealed tube with armed Airport Cops that have a license to do whatever the fuck they want (which is obvious from watching the video.) And if you resist you get beaten and maybe jailed. That's what pisses me off about it. Some MF'ers throw you to the ground and you can't throw a single punch or so anything else to defend yourself. Real tough airport cops. Pussies.

I don't give a good goddam what United's defense is in this matter. THAT is NOT the way you do it.

I hope he sues the living fuck out of them. I sure as hell would.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 10, 2017 01:03 PM (ul9CR)

202 He needs to be in a hospital.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 12:55 PM (PY9jH)


...with multiple impact trauma wounds at center of mass.

Just sayin...........

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 10, 2017 01:03 PM (K9oqL)

203 I found a better article on that United thingy:

http://cjky.it/2oQtLIA


According to this, United asked for one person to volunteer off and then after the plane was boarded said that four other people had to get off to make way for a United flight crew that had to be in Louisville for a morning flight. Initial offer was $400 and a flight at 3:00 p.m. the next day and then $800 and no takers.

Then a manager said the plane will not take off until those four people were seated and the computer would pick at random. A couple was chosen first, which seems really damn fishy for a "random" event unless one got picked and they saw that and picked the other person too and they got off and then the doctor was picked.

You do need to read the article to see what happened next.

So. Did you know that if an airline decides that it has to get its flight crew there, you can be dragged kicking and screaming off the flight? Because I didn't.

Oh and United is reaching out to this passenger to discuss the situation with him which is not even code for omfg settle this right NOW.

Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 10, 2017 01:03 PM (mf5HN)

204 179
There is the example of Connecticut's Roger Griswold taking a cane to Matthew Lyon of Vermont in 1798, but nobody remembers that.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2017 01:00 PM (X6fMO)

===============

Well, it was, like, a hundred years ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:03 PM (ELUpj)

205 We were having some fun with you behind your back on the art thread.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 10, 2017 01:01 PM (Nwg0u)


I'll have to check that out...

Posted by: Country Singer at April 10, 2017 01:03 PM (GUBah)

206 Tulsi Gabbard is the exception to the settled science. Hottest woman on Capital Hill by many moons.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe

________



Ahem.

Posted by: Kristi Noem at April 10, 2017 01:01 PM (j+dfT)


Obviously the solution is for these two ladies to wrestle it out for the top title. Of course, Mrs. Gabbard is an MP officer, so I'm going to give her the edge.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 10, 2017 01:03 PM (Tnhbr)

207 willow, I'm waiting to hear back from a new salon. I've been freaked about trying a new stylist, since my long-time stylist and close friend died.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 01:03 PM (PY9jH)

208 Posted by: shibumi at April 10, 2017 01:01 PM (OBERf)

My name never gets drawn when it's to win a prize. I figure that would be the time my name would have been drawn. I would have negotiated a better offer if I was the guy instead of fighting the cops. I'm not the suing type.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 10, 2017 01:03 PM (kUpEx)

209 "Earlier in Obama's presidency, I was predicting a Wilson where only the partisans on the other side of Wilson continue to dislike him"

I still expect revelations that the Obamans methodically and illegally spied on all sorts of folks. This may take years to fully play out. There are other shoes which can fall.

On the other side of the ledger, Obama has nothing. In time, how can you defend ObamaCare? What else does have? A trillion in debt, and dick to show for it. Women and blacks hardest hit

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2017 01:03 PM (SIY7D)

210 181 Ha! One of the headlines on my home page "Bill Clinton visits Bushes in Huston" I'll just bet he did.............
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WHo says there is no truth in news reporting any more?

Posted by: exdem13 at April 10, 2017 01:03 PM (Quwsn)

211 last time Clinton visited some bushes, he left behind an illegitimate kid.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 01:04 PM (Opqbq)

212 Speaking of lunchshaming, bad news to backroads cannibal families...
https://tinyurl.com/lx85qzy

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Well, I can definitely believe that eating Schmuky Tumor would just be empty calories.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 10, 2017 01:05 PM (Nwg0u)

213 They would have been smarter to offer more than $400 and a hotel to start with.

Calling the cops in because you can't negotiate is a bad precedent. The ceiling on the offer should have been just under the cost to charter that flight crew. I've been in charter air terminals when airlines needed to move a maintenance crew - they know how to do it.

Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 01:05 PM (zZb/S)

214 Posted by: Maritime at April 10, 2017 12:59 PM (RquHz)

When the whole damn conflict is about who is going to control the oil pipeline routes from the Mid East, through Turkey, to Europe.... Especially those from the new fields just discovered off of Israel...

We are once more spending blood, and treasure, so EUROPE can have oil.

Posted by: Don Q. at April 10, 2017 01:05 PM (NgKpN)

215 >>> 58 I'd also argue that being full of hate is likely to make one uglier.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 10, 2017 12:37 PM (eSx+E)

***

I believe it starts with a wort of three ingredients -- plainness, gracelessness and ineptitude -- which ferments into a piquant ugliness with overtones of hapless, sputtering rage.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at April 10, 2017 01:05 PM (5JlYa)

216
Oh and United is reaching out to this passenger
to discuss the situation with him which is not even code for omfg settle
this right NOW.

Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 10, 2017 01:03 PM (mf5HN)


I'd demand round trip, first class tickets for myself and a companion to anywhere in the world I wanted to fly. For starters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 01:05 PM (PY9jH)

217 United Airlines announces new seating chart:

http://tinyurl.com/k4zjcrb

Posted by: kallisto at April 10, 2017 01:05 PM (kD8Fh)

218 and a damn near straight line shooting up right where Capitol Hill is. Not DC, Capitol Hill. From all the sweet young things hired as staffers.

Which is why every Democrat and 99% of the GOP is desperate to keep abortion legal.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2017 01:06 PM (X6fMO)

219 Then a manager said the plane will not take off until those four people were seated and the computer would pick at random.


United is lying through their asses again.

"Random" means "private ticket purchases only." They wouldn't dare throw anyone off the plane who's on a business-purchased ticket.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 10, 2017 01:06 PM (ul9CR)

220 Speaking of unholy alliances, I wish I could send
you some of the slide decks of what we're working on in the office.
Much fighting over rice bowls, but there's a big FDU coming down the
pike.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 10, 2017 01:02 PM (GUBah)


Hehe. Can I sit in the back and clap like a fat baby while all the field grades shank each other?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 10, 2017 01:06 PM (Tnhbr)

221 209
I still expect revelations that the Obamans methodically and illegally spied on all sorts of folks. This may take years to fully play out. There are other shoes which can fall.

On the other side of the ledger, Obama has nothing. In time, how can you defend ObamaCare? What else does have? A trillion in debt, and dick to show for it. Women and blacks hardest hit
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2017 01:03 PM (SIY7D)

=================

The Iran deal. The Syria action/nonaction...hell let's just say that his foreign policy was largely terrible.

His domestic policy? Dodd Frank, the ACA, and a bunch of regulations that Trump is over turning.

He could end up being as inconsequential a president at William Henry Harrison...well...maybe not THAT inconsequential...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:06 PM (ELUpj)

222 My name never gets drawn when it's to win a prize. I figure that would be the time my name would have been drawn. I would have negotiated a better offer if I was the guy instead of fighting the cops. I'm not the suing type.
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 10, 2017 01:03 PM (kUpEx)

Press release says he was a Doctor, who had patients to see in the morning...

Yes... DOCTOR....

Posted by: Don Q. at April 10, 2017 01:06 PM (NgKpN)

223 Billy Jeff visited Poppy Bush and gave him some socks.

Bless both their hearts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 01:07 PM (PY9jH)

224 AlextheChick, reading your update on the United PR debacle...

Dear United, what part of 'Do not stick your wang in a jet engine' don't you understand?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2017 01:07 PM (9qw5X)

225 Of course 400 was peanuts to the doctor who probably already had a privileged complex if I had to guess. Yes big ole broad brush.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 10, 2017 01:07 PM (kUpEx)

226 Posted by: kallisto at April 10, 2017 01:05 PM (kD8Fh)

Heh

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2017 01:07 PM (B+qrE)

227 Sombodies got to get off the airplane.

127 seats and 132 passengers.

I've been bumped from overbooked flights before. Asshole Doctor isn't special.

Fuck him.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2017 01:02 PM (8XRCm)


Right? I can't count the number of times I've made a reservation and sat down at a restaurant, then got dragged away right before the food arrives and then waited for them to bring it out cold in a styrofoam box behind the dumpster seven hours later.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2017 01:07 PM (8nWyX)

228 In Modern Fancy Putin's Soviet Russia, KGB ok with you picking them up.

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Putin at April 10, 2017 01:08 PM (9r3lc)

229 Jane sorry to hear about your friend, I hope you do find a good stylist they can be difficult to find, and we hate living with a series of bad hair days.

bluebell, ugh taxes ! we went to ours last week, irs was trying to dunn us for more funds from 2 years ago, hopefully after a couple of hours on the phone faxing over info we can shut that door and worry about this years instead.

Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 01:08 PM (4lrrm)

230 I believe it starts with a wort of three ingredients -- plainness, gracelessness and ineptitude -- which ferments into a piquant ugliness with overtones of hapless, sputtering rage.

I didn't know we'd met.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2017 01:08 PM (X6fMO)

231 Billy Jeff visited Poppy Bush and gave him some socks.


wasn't socks their cat's name when they were in the WH?

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 10, 2017 01:08 PM (FZYNt)

232 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2017 01:07 PM (B+qrE)

Hey.

Hey!

HEY!

THIS IS AIRPLANE

Posted by: kallisto at April 10, 2017 01:09 PM (kD8Fh)

233 Billy Jeff visited Poppy Bush and gave him some socks.





wasn't socks their cat's name when they were in the WH?

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 10, 2017 01:08 PM (FZYNt)
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Yeah, the Clinton's "beloved" cat they gave to Billy Jeff's secretary.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 01:09 PM (PY9jH)

234 Posted by: Don Q. at April 10, 2017 01:06 PM (NgKpN)

I've had doctors lie to me more than I would like. I think both were wrong on how they handled the situation. United more so since they had more control .

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 10, 2017 01:09 PM (kUpEx)

235 So ALL liberals have been hit with Ugly Sticks... not just Lena Dunham

Posted by: phreshone at April 10, 2017 01:10 PM (DpOmP)

236 Speaking of pets.

Since Gaylord is still in Tahiti, who is minding the dogs?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2017 01:10 PM (9qw5X)

237 Yeah, the Clinton's "beloved" cat they gave to Billy Jeff's secretary.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

clearly not the most popular pussy in that WH

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 10, 2017 01:10 PM (FZYNt)

238 Moslem are clearly unable to govern themselves which is why they have strong men as dictators forever

Posted by: Yo! at April 10, 2017 01:10 PM (GwIKd)

239 Perhaps the biggest, lie we were asked to believe about Obama: That, even though he spent years in the political systemof what is probably *the* most corrupt city in *the* most corrupt state in America, that somehow, miraculously, he is squeaky clean, scrupulously honest, and untainted by even the merest hint of corruption.

Worked in a sewer his whole life and still smells like Chanel? Spent his entire life in a whorehouse and remained a virgin?

Not likely.

Posted by: V the K at April 10, 2017 01:10 PM (O7MnT)

240 I'd demand round trip, first class tickets for myself and a companion to anywhere in the world I wanted to fly. For starters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

This isn't getting settled for less than seven figures ... and a first class ticket on another airline.

Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 01:10 PM (zZb/S)

241 I've got the bird cam opened in a tab so I can hear all the soothing bird sounds.

Mama osprey is having a fit right now. I think she wants lunch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 01:11 PM (PY9jH)

242 61 Linsey Gramm said on Tucker that the world was better without Kadaffia in it

Kadaffia/Quadaffi/whatever was an asshole and he deserved to get killed the way he got killed.

It's just everything that happened afterwards sucked as well. After decades of dictatorship with no oppostion, nobody was willing and able to take over the country.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 10, 2017 12:37 PM (zsHGH)



Call it the Rule Of The Second Worst.

As horrid as Quadaffy was, he had said "uncle" to the West, turned over his poison gas and nuclear reasearch stockpiles, and opened up Libya to oil comapny investment again, with the deal that he would continue to rule over the place until he peacefully dropped.

I hate to say the West reneged, but the West reneged.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 10, 2017 01:11 PM (ujg0T)

243 233 Hey,the cat got off way easier than the poor dog...

Posted by: steevy at April 10, 2017 01:11 PM (r/0kC)

244 If am the doc from the United flight, just for giggles, I'd claim to be a gay Muslim pre-op black woman.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2017 01:11 PM (B+qrE)

245 Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 01:10 PM (zZb/S)

Seven figures ? For what? What are his damages?

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 10, 2017 01:11 PM (kUpEx)

246 Since Gaylord is still in Tahiti, who is minding the dogs?

Well, I think Michelle has her personal shopper, and Valerie has her imam.

Posted by: V the K at April 10, 2017 01:11 PM (O7MnT)

247 Billy Jeff visited Poppy Bush and gave him some socks.
Bless both their hearts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Remember when BJ Clinton would write-off his used socks to Goodwill as a 'charitable donation'?

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 10, 2017 01:11 PM (HTdUD)

248 12 Is there an Ewok Cave with poles you slide down to get there?
Posted by: JEM

Yes, but they're mainly for dancing.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 10, 2017 01:11 PM (kfcYC)

249 >> Billy Jeff visited Poppy Bush and gave him some socks.


First, so what? That's like making a cute cat video national news.

Second, funny they're not reporting on the whereabouts and activities of another former president, eh? Why no interest in asking him about recent evidence he was involved in domestic, political spying, and oh yeah, that his Nat'l Sec. Advisor and SoS both lied about no chemical weapons left in Syria????

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2017 01:11 PM (NOIQH)

250 Who were the assholes at DoJ who thought further consolidating airlines was a good idea???

Posted by: Charles Lindbergh at April 10, 2017 01:12 PM (DpOmP)

251 "I hate to say the West reneged, but the West reneged."

We came, we saw, he died. *hic*

Posted by: Hillary at April 10, 2017 01:12 PM (SIY7D)

252 196 Tulsi Gabbard is the exception to the settled science. Hottest woman on Capital Hill by many moons.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 10, 2017 12:59 PM (2qHjF)


I've had two bosses who served as military liaisons on Capitol Hill. Both pointed out that if you graphed attractiveness on the Y axis and longitude on the X axis, you'd see a huge spike where LA is, and a damn near straight line shooting up right where Capitol Hill is. Not DC, Capitol Hill. From all the sweet young things hired as staffers.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 10, 2017 01:02 PM (Tnhbr)

I was a staffer for a Georgia Legislator for close to a year. Well an intern for a semester and then a low paid staffer for two more. Hot girls and everybody fucks everybody. The key is to not talk about it. I've seen many idiots get laid and spill the beans, and then never get laid again while I was there.

Let the hot girls talk about it.

But I digress. Very hot trim on the Hill in DC.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 10, 2017 01:12 PM (2qHjF)

253 225 Of course 400 was peanuts to the doctor who probably already had a privileged complex if I had to guess. Yes big ole broad brush.
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 10, 2017 01:07 PM (kUpEx)

Domino effect...

Were they willing to then compensate the Doctor's patients who would then have to reschedule THEIR time?

Posted by: Don Q. at April 10, 2017 01:12 PM (NgKpN)

254 Since Gaylord is still in Tahiti, who is minding the dogs?


Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2017 01:10 PM (9qw5X)


Do they even still have the dogs? They were photo ops for a while, then disappeared.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 01:13 PM (PY9jH)

255 "Why no interest in asking him about recent evidence he was involved in domestic, political spying, and oh yeah, that his Nat'l Sec. Advisor and SoS both lied about no chemical weapons left in Syria????"

What doesn't get covered is the worst thing about MSM

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2017 01:13 PM (SIY7D)

256 221---He could end up being as inconsequential a president at William Henry Harrison...well...maybe not THAT inconsequential...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:06 PM (ELUpj)
----------------------------------
Curse you!
You are dissing my second favorite POTUS (after George Washington.)
WH Harrison holds the distinction of not having done a single harmful thing in office and of not having increased the power of the government. Who else can claim that?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 10, 2017 01:13 PM (hCoZK)

257
>>>Speaking of pets.

Since Gaylord is still in Tahiti, who is minding the dogs?


Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2017 01:10 PM (9qw5X)<<<

The BBQ pit master.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 10, 2017 01:13 PM (jlSRZ)

258 hogmartin, at least you didn't get pounded in the face with a nightstick whilst you waited for your meal. you must have got a sweet deal with the mgmt

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 01:13 PM (Opqbq)

259 12 Is there an Ewok Cave with poles you slide down to get there?
Posted by: JEM

Yes, but they're mainly for dancing.

---

Apply fur oil to prevent fur burns

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 10, 2017 01:14 PM (h/uSM)

260 I heard it was Dr. Wi Tu Phul.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 10, 2017 01:14 PM (x3GjP)

261 According to this, United asked for one person to volunteer off and then after the plane was boarded said that four other people had to get off to make way for a United flight crew that had to be in Louisville for a morning flight. Initial offer was $400 and a flight at 3:00 p.m. the next day and then $800 and no takers.

Nothing justifies physical force against someone for the crime of being a paid passenger who already boarded.

And remember all of the bullshit about luggage being on an airplane when the passenger doesn't board? Are we supposed to believe that they opened the cargo bays and fished his shit out? Or did they just ignore a security rule that pre-dates 9/11, when some mohammadan got his pregnant Irish girlfriend to be the unwitting bomb carrier?

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 10, 2017 01:14 PM (326rv)

262 Posted by: Don Q. at April 10, 2017 01:12 PM (NgKpN)

Frankly I don't believe the doctor. What if he had been delayed by weather?

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 10, 2017 01:14 PM (kUpEx)

263 256 Curse you!
You are dissing my second favorite POTUS (after George Washington.)
WH Harrison holds the distinction of not having done a single harmful thing in office and of not having increased the power of the government. Who else can claim that?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 10, 2017 01:13 PM (hCoZK)

==================

"That's nothing. I helped half the country!"
-James Buchanan

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:14 PM (ELUpj)

264 A fun video about automotive jihad. Moron rated for music hall singalong fun.
http://moonbattery.com/?p=82978

Posted by: exdem13 at April 10, 2017 01:14 PM (Quwsn)

265 NY has now made college free for students from families making less than $125,000.

Not quite sure how that will work.

SUNY has over a 1.5 million people enrolled.

Let's say, for giggles, that 750,000 in SUNY (just SUNY, not all the other public colleges in the state) are from families the are eligible.

The current cost to live on campus at SUNY is $20,000 (not sure if that is per semester or per year.)

My calculator says that comes to 15, 000,000,000. Per year.

They say it will only cost 163 million.

????

Posted by: shibumi at April 10, 2017 01:15 PM (OBERf)

266 206 Tulsi Gabbard is the exception to the settled science. Hottest woman on Capital Hill by many moons.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe

________



Ahem.

Posted by: Kristi Noem at April 10, 2017 01:01 PM (j+dfT)


Obviously the solution is for these two ladies to wrestle it out for the top title. Of course, Mrs. Gabbard is an MP officer, so I'm going to give her the edge.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 10, 2017 01:03 PM (Tnhbr)

Tulsi looks 10 years younger than Kristi. Tulsi has the edge bigly. Kristi gets points for being Conseravtive so it makes her appear very hot.

Don't get me wrong Kristi is a smoke stack. But Tulsi is legit almost other worldly beautiful IMHO.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 10, 2017 01:15 PM (2qHjF)

267 Speaking of pets.

Since Gaylord is still in Tahiti, who is minding the dogs?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2017 01:10 PM (9qw5X)



Barry took them with him. As a snack

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 10, 2017 01:16 PM (493sH)

268 Curse you!
You are dissing my second favorite POTUS (after George Washington.)
WH Harrison holds the distinction of not having done a single harmful thing in office and of not having increased the power of the government. Who else can claim that?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 10, 2017 01:13 PM (hCoZK)




You. Lose.

Posted by: Zombie Calvin Coolidge at April 10, 2017 01:16 PM (ujg0T)

269 262 Posted by: Don Q. at April 10, 2017 01:12 PM (NgKpN)

Frankly I don't believe the doctor. What if he had been delayed by weather?
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 10, 2017 01:14 PM (kUpEx)

One is an act of God...

The other, an act of Man...

Just a slightly different situation...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 10, 2017 01:16 PM (NgKpN)

270 I know all about important stuff. I'm supposed to be finishing our taxes.



Instead, I'm painting my nails and chatting with Morons.





Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 01:02 PM


You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 10, 2017 01:17 PM (p+Wdc)

271 Frankly I don't believe the doctor. What if he had been delayed by weather?
Posted by: Jack Sock

Gee....act of God versus being attacked for being a customer. That's a toughie.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 10, 2017 01:17 PM (326rv)

272 They wouldn't dare throw anyone off the plane who's on a business-purchased ticket.

-----

Ive flown almost exclusively business purchased tickets and Ive been bumped before.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2017 01:17 PM (8XRCm)

273 I just don't book flights on United. They go to serious effort to be America's shittiest airline; Spirit makes it look effortless.

Posted by: V the K at April 10, 2017 01:17 PM (O7MnT)

274 I think it's a great idea free tuition for all in NY State..What the fuck i live in NJ. When things go south we can just build a wall

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2017 01:18 PM (KlI/a)

275 OMuse, take a look at that review I linked in #16. He addresses that atheist, Marxist thing.
And I don't know how it ends yet.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 12:56 PM (sBOL


Thank you, that's a very interesting review.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 10, 2017 01:18 PM (4qq3I)

276 You do need to read the article to see what happened next.

Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 10, 2017 01:03 PM (mf5HN)


I would if I could, but I can't. I get a page overlay stating I must either allow ads or subscribe. I use AdBlock for a reason. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: RickZ at April 10, 2017 01:18 PM (zlQMj)

277 Were they willing to then compensate the Doctor's patients who would then have to reschedule THEIR time?

Posted by: Don Q.

They are now and all of the hospital's costs and missed revenue. And, my god, if a patient who missed an appointment has a serious problem that was undiagnosed ...

Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 01:18 PM (zZb/S)

278 Gardner is the shittiest runner for a fast guy I ever saw

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2017 01:18 PM (KlI/a)

279 261 According to this, United asked for one person to volunteer off and then after the plane was boarded said that four other people had to get off to make way for a United flight crew that had to be in Louisville for a morning flight. Initial offer was $400 and a flight at 3:00 p.m. the next day and then $800 and no takers.

Nothing justifies physical force against someone for the crime of being a paid passenger who already boarded.

And remember all of the bullshit about luggage being on an airplane when the passenger doesn't board? Are we supposed to believe that they opened the cargo bays and fished his shit out? Or did they just ignore a security rule that pre-dates 9/11, when some mohammadan got his pregnant Irish girlfriend to be the unwitting bomb carrier?
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 10, 2017 01:14 PM (326rv)

The airline was basically offering a nice hotel and paying for sexy beautiful female companionship for the night. Amy single man was a fool not to jump on this deal of a lifetime.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 10, 2017 01:19 PM (2qHjF)

280 Posted by: shibumi at April 10, 2017 01:15 PM (OBERf)

They are only paying tuition... not housing, food, or other incidentals...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 10, 2017 01:19 PM (NgKpN)

281 265
My calculator says that comes to 15, 000,000,000. Per year.

They say it will only cost 163 million.

????

Posted by: shibumi at April 10, 2017 01:15 PM (OBERf)


Profit!

Posted by: The underpants gnomes at April 10, 2017 01:19 PM (xjiRE)

282 Worked in a sewer his whole life and still smells like Chanel? Spent his entire life in a whorehouse and remained a virgin?

Not likely.

Posted by: V the K at April 10, 2017 01:10 PM (O7MnT)


There was a prOn star in the 1990s named Jerica Fox, whose nickname was "the virgin prOn star," because she never performed penetrative sex. She was part of a double act with her "sister" Erica, who would get down to business while Jerica would strip and dance around.

She died of a drug overdose in 1999.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2017 01:19 PM (X6fMO)

283 271 Frankly I don't believe the doctor. What if he had been delayed by weather?
Posted by: Jack Sock

Gee....act of God versus being attacked for being a customer. That's a toughie.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 10, 2017 01:17 PM (326rv)

You missed the point.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 10, 2017 01:19 PM (kUpEx)

284 [I know all about important stuff. I'm supposed to be finishing our taxes.
Instead, I'm painting my nails and chatting with Morons.
Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 01:02 PM


Ha! I just mailed my state taxes off this morning (e-filed fed last week).

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 10, 2017 01:19 PM (4qq3I)

285 147 Good grief. I saw vid somewhere of Shia LaBoooooffff going off on a bartender in a bowling alley over an order of french fries. Called the black bartender "racist."

He needs to be in a hospital.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

If the black bar tender didn't hate white people before he met Shia, he probably does now.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 10, 2017 01:19 PM (kfcYC)

286 We need nekkid jello wrestling to figure out the Vabbard /Noem debate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 10, 2017 01:19 PM (yrHD6)

287 You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 10, 2017 01:17 PM (p+Wdc)
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Oh, not at all!

Although, now my nails are finished and I suppose I need to get back to my taxes. Someone please call me if this turns into a dress thread, okay?

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 01:20 PM (sBOL1)

288 >>And remember all of the bullshit about luggage being on an airplane when the passenger doesn't board?

Post 9-11, I arrived in SFO in time to catch a morning connection to PHX, but they told me I couldn't because it was illegal for me to fly without my luggage. I had to wait eight hours for the next flight which was delayed another two hours.

When I got to PHX, my luggage was waiting for me. It had arrived on the earlier flight.

That was also UNTIED.

Posted by: V the K at April 10, 2017 01:20 PM (O7MnT)

289 Gabbard. Fucking phone.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 10, 2017 01:20 PM (yrHD6)

290 >>>209 "I still expect revelations that the Obamans methodically and illegally spied on all sorts of folks. This may take years to fully play out."

***

Supporting evidence: deep-state treachery, 24/7 drumbeat of anti-Trump narrative, Obama-sown minefield of leaks and EOs, slow-walking of everydamnthing. It cuts deeper than mere hyperpartisanship, which in and of itself it could not create this kind of bilious vigilance. There could be no honeymoon, and they know they have to work the clock every single day of his term to prevent PDT's escape into the sunshine of broader appeal and credibility. If that happens, many are hosed.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at April 10, 2017 01:20 PM (5JlYa)

291 266
206 Tulsi Gabbard is the exception to the settled science. Hottest woman on Capital Hill by many moons.



Posted by: Widespread Pepe



________







Ahem.



Posted by: Kristi Noem at April 10, 2017 01:01 PM (j+dfT)


Ahem, ahem. Tag team with Mia Love. And hot oil.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 10, 2017 01:20 PM (GX63o)

292 Tulsi Gabbard is the exception to the settled science. Hottest woman on Capital Hill by many moons.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe

________

Ahem.

Posted by: Kristi Noem at April 10, 2017 01:01 PM (j+dfT)

Obviously the solution is for these two ladies to wrestle it out for
the top title. Of course, Mrs. Gabbard is an MP officer, so I'm going
to give her the edge.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 10, 2017 01:03 PM (Tnhbr)



Tulsi looks 10 years younger than Kristi. Tulsi has the edge bigly.
Kristi gets points for being Conseravtive so it makes her appear very
hot.

Don't get me wrong Kristi is a smoke stack. But Tulsi is legit almost other worldly beautiful IMHO.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 10, 2017 01:15 PM (2qHjF)<<<



WHAT?! Gabbard's complexion makes her an ideal stunt double for Edward James Olmos.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 10, 2017 01:20 PM (jlSRZ)

293 268---You. Lose.
Posted by: Zombie Calvin Coolidge at April 10, 2017 01:16 PM (ujg0T)
------------------------------------
You spent more on state dinners than Harrison did!!!!
And used more paper clips too!!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 10, 2017 01:20 PM (hCoZK)

294 They say it will only cost 163 million.

????


Can I interest you in a federal student loan?

There's "free" and then there is "lefty-math free."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2017 01:21 PM (B+qrE)

295 Were they willing to then compensate the Doctor's patients who would then have to reschedule THEIR time?

Posted by: Don Q.

They are now and all of the hospital's costs and missed revenue. And, my god, if a patient who missed an appointment has a serious problem that was undiagnosed ...
Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 01:18 PM (zZb/S)

A) I have no sympathy for United, they screwed the pooch on this one

B) He says he is a DR with Patients- what ever that means? Let's not make it out they are all in the ICU and would not live save for this Jesus like DR? LOL

C) The DR acted like an ass also...and screams like a little girl. Me, I'd either negotiate a higher reward or calmly get off then sue the bezeebees out of United

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2017 01:21 PM (KlI/a)

296 The airline was basically offering a nice hotel and paying for sexy beautiful female companionship for the night. Amy single man was a fool not to jump on this deal of a lifetime.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe

One has nothing to do with the other.

Dunno where the BS about female companionship came from.

Third, if he had luggage, were they going to fish it out? Or leave it there in hopes that he'll eventually catch up to it? Which means he may have nothing with him.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 10, 2017 01:21 PM (326rv)

297 I was a staffer for a Georgia Legislator for close to a year. Well an intern for a semester and then a low paid staffer for two more. Hot girls and everybody fucks everybody.

Two thoughts:

- I should have gone into politics;

- I guarantee you nobody would touch me with a fucking barge pole.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 10, 2017 01:21 PM (X6fMO)

298 Gaylord is probably penning in Tahiti between pedicures a new book - To Serve Dog.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2017 01:21 PM (9qw5X)

299 Ha! I just mailed my state taxes off this morning (e-filed fed last week).
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 10, 2017 01:19 PM (4qq3I)
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Oh, Virginia taxes aren't due until May (she says airily). I've got plenty of time to procrastinate on those.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 01:22 PM (sBOL1)

300 Frankly I don't believe the doctor. What if he had been delayed by weather?
Posted by: Jack Sock

Maybe he would have driven. United had many options, none of which were to call the police. I could see the police filing false report charges on the gate agent.

Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 01:22 PM (zZb/S)

301 If the black bar tender didn't hate white people before he met Shia, he probably does now.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 10, 2017 01:19 PM (kfcYC)

heh.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 10, 2017 01:22 PM (GX63o)

302 How hard would it have been to have booked a private flight to Kentucky for the dude?

Posted by: josephistan at April 10, 2017 01:23 PM (7HtZB)

303 293 268---You. Lose.
Posted by: Zombie Calvin Coolidge at April 10, 2017 01:16 PM (ujg0T)
------------------------------------
You spent more on state dinners than Harrison did!!!!
And used more paper clips too!!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 10, 2017 01:20 PM (hCoZK)

====================

He also hired other people (2 actually) to sign his name on things like land grants and low level appointments.

He really was profligate, wasn't he?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:23 PM (ELUpj)

304 Yankees suck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2017 01:23 PM (KlI/a)

305 261
According to this, United asked for one person to volunteer off and then
after the plane was boarded said that four other people had to get off
to make way for a United flight crew that had to be in Louisville for a
morning flight. Initial offer was $400 and a flight at 3:00 p.m. the
next day and then $800 and no takers.



Nothing justifies physical force against someone for the crime of being a paid passenger who already boarded.



And remember all of the bullshit about luggage being on an airplane
when the passenger doesn't board? Are we supposed to believe that they
opened the cargo bays and fished his shit out? Or did they just ignore a
security rule that pre-dates 9/11, when some mohammadan got his
pregnant Irish girlfriend to be the unwitting bomb carrier?

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 10, 2017 01:14 PM (326rv)

A careful review of the TCs of the plane ticket will no doubt find a clause where one can be removed from a flight at United's discretion. Doesn't excuse the method in which it was done, but I'd put $100 it is in there.
The 4 crew they were making room for, do we know if they were employees flying for free or were they crew being re-deployed to another flight?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 10, 2017 01:23 PM (jxbfJ)

306 Yankees suck
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2017 01:23 PM (KlI/a)
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You're my kinda guy.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 01:23 PM (sBOL1)

307 "Reason #4,237 why people should vote for conservative candidates: According to studies, we're better looking."

That applies to Supreme Court Justices, too, I hear (yes, that's a dig at Sotomayor, Kagan, and Ginsberg -- so sue me). Would the 'Ettes agree that this morning's swearing in improved our lead in this category?

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 10, 2017 01:24 PM (iIzG7)

308 Frankly I don't believe the doctor. What if he had been delayed by weather?
Posted by: Jack Sock

Gee....act of God versus being attacked for being a customer. That's a toughie.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 10, 2017 01:17 PM (326rv)

You missed the point.
Posted by: Jack Sock

I doubt that.


One isn't in the control of anyone. Screaming at that is akin to yelling at clouds.

The other is kinda sorta a tad bit different.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 10, 2017 01:24 PM (326rv)

309 You do need to read the article to see what happened next.

Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 10, 2017 01:03 PM (mf5HN)

I think the 24 hour rule should be in place before getting worked up over this. There is a lot we do not know about the situation.

Such as: What are the relevant FAA regulations regarding the interaction of a passenger with the instructions of a flight crew?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2017 01:24 PM (hLRSq)

310 296 The airline was basically offering a nice hotel and paying for sexy beautiful female companionship for the night. Amy single man was a fool not to jump on this deal of a lifetime.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe

One has nothing to do with the other.

Dunno where the BS about female companionship came from.

Third, if he had luggage, were they going to fish it out? Or leave it there in hopes that he'll eventually catch up to it? Which means he may have nothing with him.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 10, 2017 01:21 PM (326rv)

Dude, I was making a joke because 800 bucks and a hotel room. Chill.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 10, 2017 01:24 PM (2qHjF)

311 If it was DR Nevergiveup to United:

OK, I'll take $1,200...but first, you'll blow me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2017 01:24 PM (KlI/a)

312 272 They wouldn't dare throw anyone off the plane who's on a business-purchased ticket.

-----

Ive flown almost exclusively business purchased tickets and Ive been bumped before.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2017 01:17 PM (8XRCm)

Mid 80's... I was Military flying under orders... and THREE of us got bumped on one flight... because we could stay at the USO lounge...

Yeah... thanks for your Service... really...

The way I was treated those years, has always colored my perception of todays sometimes pro forma support for the Troops...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 10, 2017 01:24 PM (NgKpN)

313 Someone please call me if this turns into a dress thread, okay?

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 01:20 PM (sBOL1)


"if"?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2017 01:24 PM (8nWyX)

314 Did the United problem have a connection to Delta's big fuck-up over the weekend -- a fear that if you didn't get your seat you'd never get home?

Getting in your seat is a kind of property right, no?

Am I right that the $800 offer was made before peolpe boarded

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2017 01:24 PM (SIY7D)

315 He could end up being as inconsequential a president

He'll always be America's Worst Black President.

Posted by: DaveA at April 10, 2017 01:25 PM (FhXTo)

316 1. Voter fraud doesn't exist!
2. Russians hacked election!

Posted by: Dems at April 10, 2017 01:25 PM (7H/2n)

317 311 If it was DR Nevergiveup to United:

OK, I'll take $1,200...but first, you'll blow me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2017 01:24 PM (KlI/a)

OK... line up the Stewardesses.... yes... that one... the cute one on the Left... she stays...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 10, 2017 01:25 PM (NgKpN)

318 315 He could end up being as inconsequential a president

He'll always be America's Worst Black President.

Posted by: DaveA at April 10, 2017 01:25 PM (FhXTo)

==================

"Challenge accepted."
-Cory Booker

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:25 PM (ELUpj)

319 311 If it was DR Nevergiveup to United:

OK, I'll take $1,200...but first, you'll blow me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2017 01:24 PM (KlI/a)

IMO that would have the move.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 10, 2017 01:25 PM (kUpEx)

320 Newspaper here is reporting that AL governor Robert Bentley is expected to resign this week rather than face impeachment proceedings.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 10, 2017 01:25 PM (97XyN)

321 The DR acted like an ass also...and screams like a little girl. Me, I'd either negotiate a higher reward or calmly get off then sue the bezeebees out of United
Posted by: Nevergiveu

They offered 800 and then went to the stick. Capone was easier to deal with.

How would you sue them ... without this video.

Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 01:25 PM (zZb/S)

322 The 4 crew they were making room for, do we know if they were employees flying for free or were they crew being re-deployed to another flight?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 10, 2017 01:23 PM (jxbfJ)

Yes they were a crew flying to meet their plane, not just freeloaders looking for a ride home or on vacation

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2017 01:26 PM (KlI/a)

323 A careful review of the TCs of the plane ticket will no doubt find a clause where one can be removed from a flight at United's discretion. Doesn't excuse the method in which it was done, but I'd put $100 it is in there.
The 4 crew they were making room for, do we know if they were employees flying for free or were they crew being re-deployed to another flight?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

That may very well be true, particularly if you're buying the ticket online.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 10, 2017 01:26 PM (326rv)

324 Indianapolis is an hour from Louisville. Cincinnati is less than two hours. They could have flown them there and let them drive.

Posted by: V the K at April 10, 2017 01:26 PM (O7MnT)

325 316 1. Voter fraud doesn't exist!
2. Russians hacked election!
Posted by: Dems at April 10, 2017 01:25 PM (7H/2n)

===================

"Republicans are racist! Black people are too stupid to have voter IDs!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:26 PM (ELUpj)

326 Speaking of Tulsi Gabbard, of Trump goes full Neo Con amd establishment, she could win 2020. She is positioning herself as an independent.

Should be interesting to watch.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 10, 2017 01:26 PM (2qHjF)

327 320 Newspaper here is reporting that AL governor Robert Bentley is expected to resign this week rather than face impeachment proceedings.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 10, 2017 01:25 PM (97XyN)

================

Having lived in Alabama, I can safely say: I barely knew who this guy was beyond his name on the border sign.

I'm really bad at paying attention to state politics no matter where I live.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:27 PM (ELUpj)

328 Right? I can't count the number of times... sat down at a restaurant,

I've literally told a maitre'd NO when they wanted to move me after I'd started eating.

Posted by: DaveA at April 10, 2017 01:27 PM (FhXTo)

329 They offered 800 and then went to the stick. Capone was easier to deal with.

How would you sue them ... without this video.
Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 01:25 PM (zZb/S)

well my point was you don't physically resist

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2017 01:27 PM (KlI/a)

330 >>They say it will only cost 163 million.

Why do I suspect the tuitions will be raised faster once it's "free"?

But I'm glad they're doing this in a single state first, as opposed to president Hillary doing it nationwide, just so that we can all witness its epic failure (like Vermont single-payer healthcare) and stop this nonsense with minimal damage.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2017 01:27 PM (NOIQH)

331 Newspaper here is reporting that AL governor Robert Bentley is expected to resign this week rather than face impeachment proceedings.

Two days ago he said that he had no intention of resigning.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 10, 2017 01:27 PM (LTHVh)

332 When I got to PHX, my luggage was waiting for me. It had arrived on the earlier flight.

I have routinely experienced the case where I flew through a connection and my luggage went direct.

Then there was the time we flew direct SFO-MEL and our luggage went through SYD. Qantas did, at least, throw it in a van and drive it 60 miles from Tullamarine to our hotel down on the Mornington Peninsula.

Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2017 01:27 PM (TppKb)

333 act of God versus being attacked for being a customer. That's a toughie.

It's not an "attack", per se, it's just something we enjoy.

Posted by: TSA at April 10, 2017 01:28 PM (hBig8)

334 Razorfist, who's an Arizonan, has a brutal takedown of McStain over on vid.me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 10, 2017 01:28 PM (zsHGH)

335 Indianapolis is an hour from Louisville. Cincinnati is less than two hours. They could have flown them there and let them drive.
Posted by: V the K at April 10, 2017 01:26 PM (O7MnT)

-----

Apropos of nothing.... but.... it always amused me that the Cincinnati Ohio It'l Aiport is located in Kentucky.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2017 01:28 PM (8XRCm)

336 Speaking of Tulsi Gabbard, of Trump goes full Neo Con amd establishment, she could win 2020. She is positioning herself as an independent.

Should be interesting to watch.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 10, 2017 01:26 PM (2qHjF)

Is she the one that went to Syria?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2017 01:28 PM (KlI/a)

337 They should have just up he ante. It would have cost them maybe a few thousand. Now it's going to cost them millions in bad publicity and a lawsuit. Those were not cops removing him from the plane. They were private security guards, not even DHS.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 10, 2017 01:28 PM (8NGAj)

338 Am I right that the $800 offer was made before peolpe boarded
Posted by: Ignoramus

They were overbooked, made an offer, 400-800 dollars and got four takers. Then boarded the flight. Then - they needed four more seats for a deadheading aircrew. Made the offer, go no takers, and went with a random decimation tactic.

Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 01:28 PM (zZb/S)

339 335 Apropos of nothing.... but.... it always amused me that the Cincinnati Ohio It'l Aiport is located in Kentucky.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2017 01:28 PM (8XRCm)

==================

The abbreviation of the airport is CVG for Covington, Kentucky.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:28 PM (ELUpj)

340 Kassem Eid, the Syrian will never, never be invited back on CNN again...He messed up, he should have told Brooke Baldwin that he loves Obama and misses him.....Baldwin had that look of someone who just stuck a lemon in their mouth, and get this creep off the air, now!

Posted by: Colin at April 10, 2017 01:29 PM (RS7vk)

341 Numerous studies have shown that good-looking people are likely to earn more, and that people who earn more are typically more opposed to redistributive policies, like the progressive taxes and welfare programs favored by the left.

This just goes to show that conservatives are mean to the poor and unattractive.

Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2017 01:29 PM (xVuS6)

342 >>>Speaking of Tulsi Gabbard, of Trump goes full Neo
Con amd establishment, she could win 2020. She is positioning herself as
an independent.



Should be interesting to watch.



Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 10, 2017 01:26 PM (2qHjF)



Is she the one that went to Syria?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2017 01:28 PM (KlI/a)<<<

Yup. She's got a GREAT ASSAD!!!

Posted by: Vincent Hanah at April 10, 2017 01:29 PM (jlSRZ)

343 I hate to say the West reneged

If Britain, France, Democrats and McCain all think it's a good idea it ISN'T.

Posted by: DaveA at April 10, 2017 01:29 PM (FhXTo)

344 Off to get outside and continue the positive energy from the camping weekend with teh doggehs.

Y'all be well.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 10, 2017 01:29 PM (2qHjF)

345 They are only paying tuition... not housing, food, or other incidentals...
---

OK. That's approximately half then for tuition, fees and books.

$7, 500,000,000

Still more than "$163,000,000"

Once again, that number is for SUNY and does not include CUNY.

/also, now everyone will want to go to "college." What will happen when they are denied their freebie because of grades? Or race? Or limited spaces available?


Posted by: shibumi at April 10, 2017 01:29 PM (OBERf)

346 Is she the one that went to Syria?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2017 01:28 PM (KlI/a)

Yup. She's got a GREAT ASSAD!!!
Posted by: Vincent Hanah at April 10, 2017 01:29 PM (jlSRZ)

She's an ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2017 01:29 PM (KlI/a)

347 They were overbooked, made an offer, 400-800 dollars and got four takers. Then boarded the flight. Then - they needed four more seats for a deadheading aircrew. Made the offer, go no takers, and went with a random decimation tactic.

So the real fuckup here was UA not prioritizing the flight crew they HAD to have over the bumped overbooked folks still waiting at the gate.

Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2017 01:29 PM (TppKb)

348 >>1. Voter fraud doesn't exist!

2. Russians hacked election!

===================



>>"Republicans are racist! Black people are too stupid to have voter IDs!"

===================


Trump is an anti-Semite!
And he's secretly relying on his Jewish son-in-law so much that Kushner is the de facto president!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2017 01:30 PM (NOIQH)

349 Linsey Gramm said on Tucker that the world was better without Kadaffia in it





Oh yes that is it, never mind it the millions of Africans flooding Europe





Posted by: Yo! at April 10, 2017 12:27 PM (GwIKd)


Chris Stevens was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 10, 2017 01:31 PM (rAIG/)

350 348 Trump is an anti-Semite!
And he's secretly relying on his Jewish son-in-law so much that Kushner is the de facto president!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2017 01:30 PM (NOIQH)

=================

"Trump is a Russian mole! He attacked their interests because he's their mole!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:31 PM (ELUpj)

351 >>> The antivenin is to look at the other Rosie's Twitter feed: Rosanne Barr's. Srsly.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 10, 2017 12:59 PM (ul9CR)

Forgive me, I didn't believe you. Went to her twitter and holy cow, she is retweeting about Saul Alinsky and the Muslim Brotherhood and very pro Trump. Talk about being red pilled!

Posted by: LizLem at April 10, 2017 01:31 PM (hvf9s)

352 well my point was you don't physically resist
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Im disappointed the other passengers didnt resist. Im a small business guy, I dont have back up, I cant reschedule everything, and I might have stood up for the guy.

Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 01:32 PM (zZb/S)

353 "Two days ago he said that he had no intention of resigning.Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 10, 2017 01:27 PM (LTHVh)"

Yeah, but now his lawyers are reportedly involved in negotiations with Montgomery County prosecutors.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 10, 2017 01:32 PM (97XyN)

354 I have flown way too much starting in 1978. Some of the cute Dutch girls on KLM back then are still working, looking like hell and surly as hell. But United pisses me off more than any other. Every airline fucks with you but United makes sure you understand the circus fornication you are enduring.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 10, 2017 01:32 PM (HzHpA)

355 The abbreviation of the airport is CVG for Covington, Kentucky.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:28 PM (ELUpj)

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Which is even weirder because the airports not in Covington.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2017 01:32 PM (8XRCm)

356 Cost of doing business that way. Keep raising the ante until you get four more volunteers.

Or save a few dollars and lose thousands of passengers.

Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2017 01:32 PM (29QcC)

357 >>1. Voter fraud doesn't exist!

2. Russians hacked election!

>>"Republicans are racist! Black people are too stupid to have voter IDs!"

Trump is an anti-Semite!
And he's secretly relying on his Jewish son-in-law so much that Kushner is the de facto president!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2017 01:30 PM (NOIQH)


Gender is a complete imaginary thing, a wisp of cloud that changes with the wind. Also vote Hilleray!1! Because Woman.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2017 01:32 PM (8nWyX)

358 "So the real fuckup here was UA not prioritizing the flight crew they HAD to have over the bumped overbooked folks still waiting at the gate."

Yep. That and not raising the offer once people had boarded -- these people had already turned down $800 before they gained the property right of sitting their ass in a seat

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2017 01:33 PM (SIY7D)

359 random decimation tactic

yeah, the drive to Denver International gets pretty creepy with the crucified ex-passengers staked out along Pena. especially at twilight

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 01:33 PM (Opqbq)

360 Link on Drudge says 150,000 Chinese troops are moving to the North Korean border.

What exactly does that mean?



Posted by: shibumi at April 10, 2017 01:33 PM (OBERf)

361 To be fair, I think the United guy asked for another bag of pretzels. Everybody knows that's a beating offense.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 10, 2017 01:33 PM (8NGAj)

362 Baldwin had that look of someone who just stuck a lemon in their mouth


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Well she's at CNN, I imagine a lot of people there have had Lemon in their mouths

Posted by: josephistan at April 10, 2017 01:34 PM (7HtZB)

363 360 Link on Drudge says 150,000 Chinese troops are moving to the North Korean border.

What exactly does that mean?



Posted by: shibumi at April 10, 2017 01:33 PM (OBERf)

=================

That Barack Obama's foreign policy decisions primed the pump for Trump's foreign policy successes? Trump had nothing to do with it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:34 PM (ELUpj)

364 Im disappointed the other passengers didnt resist. Im a small business guy, I dont have back up, I cant reschedule everything, and I might have stood up for the guy.
Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 01:32 PM (zZb/S)

Yeah, no

This is not a hyjacking situation. You do NOT respond with physical force/violence in that situation. Speak up, sure ok. Physically resist, no.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2017 01:34 PM (KlI/a)

365 What exactly does that mean?

Meals On Wheels?

Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2017 01:34 PM (HwVbl)

366 Newspaper here is reporting that AL governor Robert Bentley is expected to resign this week rather than face impeachment proceedings.
--

Two days ago he said that he had no intention of resigning.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 10, 2017 01:27 PM (LTHVh)


In poker, his two-day old statement is called 'a tell'.

Posted by: RickZ at April 10, 2017 01:34 PM (zlQMj)

367 Link on Drudge says 150,000 Chinese troops are moving to the North Korean border.

What exactly does that mean?


-------

Hopefully it means the ChiComs are gonna yank on the choke chain of the junkyard dog they have in their backyard thats pissing off all the neighbors.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2017 01:34 PM (8XRCm)

368 Last time I checked, United is a private company and can refuse to transport anyone they please.

If they had acceded to the good doctors temper tantrum, that crew would not have made their flight and United would have a cancelled flight on their hands.

Now this doctor will get a nice fat settlement thanks to the video.

This will no doubt encourage more such behavior.

As if flying weren't difficult enough already, there are now going to be more copycat assholes looking to make a scene and a fat payday.

Posted by: MacGruber at April 10, 2017 01:35 PM (S+el1)

369 "Every airline fucks with you but United makes sure you understand the circus fornication you are enduring."

If every airline is going to fcuk with me, I may as well make reservations with that new Vietnamese carrier - the one with the bikini-clad hosties. If I'm gonna be fcuked with, I'm going to enjoy it.

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 10, 2017 01:35 PM (iIzG7)

370 If it was DR Nevergiveup to United:

OK, I'll take $1,200...but first, you'll blow me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2017 01:24 PM (KlI/a)

OK... line up the Stewardesses.... yes... that one... the cute one on the Left... she stays...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 10, 2017 01:25 PM (NgKpN)


Are there any cute stewardesses?

And really, do you want the really cute one, or the one with many miles on her, looks like she puts her makeup on in the cab, and knows how to work the ballz.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 10, 2017 01:35 PM (TOk1P)

371 Link on Drudge says 150,000 Chinese troops are moving to the North Korean border.

What exactly does that mean?





Posted by: shibumi at April 10, 2017 01:33 PM (OBERf)


It means Drudge is reporting that a 150,000 Chinese troops are moving to the North Korean border.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2017 01:35 PM (hLRSq)

372 371 Link on Drudge says 150,000 Chinese troops are moving to the North Korean border.

What exactly does that mean?





Posted by: shibumi at April 10, 2017 01:33 PM (OBERf)


It means Drudge is reporting that a 150,000 Chinese troops are moving to the North Korean border.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2017 01:35 PM (hLRSq)

=================

"That's, like, deep, man..."
-Old hippie

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:35 PM (ELUpj)

373 >>The antivenim is to look at the other Rosie's Twitter feed: Rosanne Barr's. Srsly.


James Woods' twitter is good, too. Dude's a Moron (with a capital M).

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2017 01:36 PM (NOIQH)

374 367 Link on Drudge says 150,000 Chinese troops are moving to the North Korean border.

What exactly does that mean?


-------

Hopefully it means the ChiComs are gonna yank on the choke chain of the junkyard dog they have in their backyard thats pissing off all the neighbors.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2017 01:34 PM (8XRCm)

And Trump met with the Premier of China.... how long ago?

Posted by: Don Q. at April 10, 2017 01:36 PM (NgKpN)

375 Ha--

Headline appeared on AL.com announcing that Bentley had resigned. Clicking the link got you a 404 error. A few minutes later, headline goes poof.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 10, 2017 01:36 PM (97XyN)

376 Link on Drudge says 150,000 Chinese troops are moving to the North Korean border.



What exactly does that mean?



Posted by: shibumi at April 10, 2017 01:33 PM (OBERf)



Must have been an interesting weekend at Mar-a-Lago.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 01:36 PM (PY9jH)

377 I suck on Lemon all the time.

Posted by: Sheppy at April 10, 2017 01:36 PM (yrHD6)

378 >>it always amused me that the Cincinnati Ohio It'l Aiport is located in Kentucky.

Have you *been* to Cincinnati?

Posted by: V the K at April 10, 2017 01:36 PM (O7MnT)

379
So, the head Ewok is taking the afternoon off? good, good, everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 10, 2017 01:36 PM (1hM1d)

380 "Link on Drudge says 150,000 Chinese troops are moving to the North Korean border."

I expect it's because the Chinese don't want a few million refugees crossing the Yalu. Some nations are funny about protecting their borders that way

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2017 01:36 PM (SIY7D)

381
That Barack Obama's foreign policy decisions primed the pump for Trump's foreign policy successes? Trump had nothing to do with it?
--

That is indeed possible, at least in the MFM.

I was wondering if China was getting ready to beat down their retarded cousin, or if they were getting in place to defend their retarded cousin if the US moved in.

Posted by: shibumi at April 10, 2017 01:36 PM (OBERf)

382 I've literally told a maitre'd NO when they wanted to move me after I'd started eating.
Posted by: DaveA at April 10, 2017 01:27 PM (FhXTo)




Well, that's a maitre'd. Anyone can take a maitre'd.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 01:37 PM (8ZskC)

383 So the real fuckup here was UA not prioritizing the flight crew they HAD to have over the bumped overbooked folks still waiting at the gate.

Posted by: JEM

NO. They boarded - then decided they needed four more seats. Totally a UA fuck up.

They could have kept upping the offer until someone volunteered, they could have deplaned and bumped four, they could have put the flight crew on another flight, a shuttle bus, or charter flight ...; but, they can't send the cops in to yank someone out of their seat for their convenience. I bet the cops were told the passenger was being disruptive.

Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 01:38 PM (zZb/S)

384 Maybe Xi has had enough of their shit, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 10, 2017 01:38 PM (yrHD6)

385 I expect it's because the Chinese don't want a few million refugees crossing the Yalu. Some nations are funny about protecting their borders that way
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2017 01:36 PM (SIY7D)

Guess they don't have to many democrats in Chicom Land

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2017 01:38 PM (KlI/a)

386 Have you *been* to Cincinnati?
Posted by: V the K at April 10, 2017 01:36 PM (O7MnT)

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Lived there.

And your chili sucks, too.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2017 01:38 PM (8XRCm)

387 Link on Drudge says 150,000 Chinese troops are moving to the North Korean border.

What exactly does that mean?


I think Xi may be trying to scare fat boy, too.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2017 01:38 PM (B+qrE)

388
As if flying weren't difficult enough already, there are now going to be more copycat assholes looking to make a scene and a fat payday.


Alternately, airlines could start treating pax like human beings and provide service and decency; instead of treating us like cattle on the way to the abbatoir.

Sigh, I know, but a guy can dream.

Posted by: V the K at April 10, 2017 01:39 PM (O7MnT)

389 Im disappointed the other passengers didnt resist. Im a small business
guy, I dont have back up, I cant reschedule everything, and I might have
stood up for the guy.

Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 01:32 PM (zZb/S)


Protest loudly, but I agree with NeverGiveUp. Do NOT resist. If you do, you have now given the airline (more) ammo against you plus now you could be staring down federal charges.

Protest loudly and live freely (as much as one can) for another day.

Much like why one does not resist arrest with the cops. But the TSA agents have the right to touch you in your special place.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 10, 2017 01:39 PM (jxbfJ)

390 381
I was wondering if China was getting ready to beat down their retarded cousin, or if they were getting in place to defend their retarded cousin if the US moved in.
Posted by: shibumi at April 10, 2017 01:36 PM (OBERf)

=================

I would lean towards the former.

I don't the US is all that close to actual action against North Korea right now.

But what do I know? It's not like I've got some sort of top secret clearance over here.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:39 PM (ELUpj)

391 I think Xi may be trying to scare fat boy, too.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2017 01:38 PM (B+qrE)



I give the life of that smug little fat fuck no more than five years, tops.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 01:39 PM (8ZskC)

392 391 I think Xi may be trying to scare fat boy, too.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2017 01:38 PM (B+qrE)


I give the life of that smug little fat fuck no more than five years, tops.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 01:39 PM (8ZskC)

===================

He'll be gone as quickly as Fidel was.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:40 PM (ELUpj)

393 Sounds like a bad Japanese game show - winner gets a free flight & hotel room, but you have to get kicked in the balls to board the plane.

Posted by: josephistan at April 10, 2017 01:40 PM (7HtZB)

394 When they come to throw you out, always point to your ear and say 'eyeb debd'.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 10, 2017 01:41 PM (LTHVh)

395 Come on. We're attractive.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders, Rosa DeLauro, Henry Waxman and Al Franken at April 10, 2017 01:41 PM (rezrg)

396 393 Sounds like a bad Japanese game show - winner gets a free flight & hotel room, but you have to get kicked in the balls to board the plane.
Posted by: josephistan at April 10, 2017 01:40 PM (7HtZB)

====================

What do you mean bad?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:41 PM (ELUpj)

397 Alternately, airlines could start treating pax like human beings and provide service and decency; instead of treating us like cattle on the way to the abbatoir.

Ha-ha! Good one!

Posted by: Airline MBA's at April 10, 2017 01:41 PM (8zL5i)

398 He'll be gone as quickly as Fidel was.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:40 PM (ELUpj)


Fidel was never sitting on the Russian's doorstep being a total lunatic who would be "too out there" for a Bond villain.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2017 01:42 PM (B+qrE)

399 IIRC the last NORK Big Bottle Rocket fizzled. A malfunction, or did we plant malware?

Did Trump tell Xi that if Fat Boy Little Man isn't muzzled we'd either (1) put nukes into S Korea, or (2) use the ant-missile system we just installed to shoot down the next missile shot over the Sea of Japan

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2017 01:42 PM (SIY7D)

400 OT a bit but I've always had a problem with Casinos being able to kick out patrons for no reason other than suspicion you may be taking advantage of the house .

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 10, 2017 01:42 PM (kUpEx)

401 That playing card looks well worn. Soiled even.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 10, 2017 01:42 PM (6LwXe)

402
I don't the US is all that close to actual action against North Korea right now.

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I could see us shooting down a rocket the next time fat boy lobs one over Japan.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2017 01:42 PM (8XRCm)

403 398 He'll be gone as quickly as Fidel was.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:40 PM (ELUpj)

Fidel was never sitting on the Russian's doorstep being a total lunatic who would be "too out there" for a Bond villain.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2017 01:42 PM (B+qrE)

=================

Yeah, he was just sitting on our doorstep trying to make Armageddon happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:43 PM (ELUpj)

404 "I give the life of that smug little fat fuck no more than five years, tops."

North Korea is probably the only country on Earth where the only obese person within their borders is running the country.

What I wouldn't give to see the whole country get tired of living on lawn clippings and tree bark soup, and rally together to oust that kimchee-laced meatball.

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 10, 2017 01:43 PM (iIzG7)

405 So the real fuckup here was UA not prioritizing the flight crew they HAD to have over the bumped overbooked folks still waiting at the gate."

Yep. That and not raising the offer once people had boarded -- these people had already turned down $800 before they gained the property right of sitting their ass in a seat
Posted by: Ignoramus

As if the airline had no idea of their own need to transport one of their own crews? Prior to boarding anybody?

Lesson: the guy should have claimed that he was a mohammadan. They would have thrown someone ele out a window.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 10, 2017 01:43 PM (326rv)

406 I think Xi may be trying to scare fat boy, too.

Are we playing the pronoun game? I'm perfectly ok with 'She'.

Posted by: Hillary! at April 10, 2017 01:43 PM (ZIFyZ)

407 i have always wondered why the quid pro quo for the generous access of China goods to the USA market isn't letting North Korea go the way of East Germany.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 10, 2017 01:43 PM (ujg0T)

408 404 "I give the life of that smug little fat fuck no more than five years, tops."

North Korea is probably the only country on Earth where the only obese person within their borders is running the country.

What I wouldn't give to see the whole country get tired of living on lawn clippings and tree bark soup, and rally together to oust that kimchee-laced meatball.
Posted by: Qoheleth at April 10, 2017 01:43 PM (iIzG7)

===================

If only The Interview had been a documentary...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:43 PM (ELUpj)

409 >>As if flying weren't difficult enough already, there are now going to
be more copycat assholes looking to make a scene and a fat payday.




This is why I fly Southwest. I know exactly what I'm getting, and I know up front it's no frills. I happily pay the extra for the early boarding.

The last time I flew United it was for work - was forced to book them because their flight was "cheaper." No, it was not cheaper when I had to drop extra money when checking in to get things that used to be part of the ticket price - extra costs for things like checked luggage, more that a little person's portion of leg room, being able to board before the last group, and so on. Felt violated at all the ways they nickeled and dimed passengers at the airport.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2017 01:43 PM (NOIQH)

410 >>> So, the head Ewok is taking the afternoon off? good, good, everything is proceeding as I have foreseen. Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 10, 2017 01:36 PM (1hM1d)


I keep hoping someone will hook Ace up with that NYC conservative burlesque dancer and they spend a looong weekend of putting up shelves and hobo hunting together. One day...

Posted by: LizLem at April 10, 2017 01:43 PM (hvf9s)

411 IIRC the last NORK Big Bottle Rocket fizzled. A malfunction, or did we plant malware?


Not sure, but you can bet that a dozen Nork rocket scientists got assigned mortar-catching duties after that one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 01:44 PM (8ZskC)

412 388


As if flying weren't difficult enough already, there are now going
to be more copycat assholes looking to make a scene and a fat payday.



Alternately, airlines could start treating pax like human beings and
provide service and decency; instead of treating us like cattle on the
way to the abbatoir.



Sigh, I know, but a guy can dream.

Posted by: V the K at April 10, 2017 01:39 PM (O7MnT)

Thats why I fly either Southwest or JetBlue. First, I feel they treat their passengers better and second -if I'm going to get maltreated I'm doing it for less cost than what I would have paid United/etc.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 10, 2017 01:44 PM (jxbfJ)

413 I have noticed that all the cars I get put on are POS's and their drivers are total slobs who are so ugly they couldn't get any lovin' in that one tent at Burning Man.

Posted by: Bernie Sticker at April 10, 2017 01:44 PM (wx6iv)

414 OT a bit but I've always had a problem with Casinos being able to kick out patrons for no reason other than suspicion you may be taking advantage of the house .
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 10, 2017 01:42 PM (kUpEx)

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Pro Tip.

Its not the casino thats kicking you out.

Its Moe Greens pals that are kicking you out.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2017 01:44 PM (8XRCm)

415 Hehe. Can I sit in the back and clap like a fat baby while all the field grades shank each other?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 10, 2017 01:06 PM (Tnhbr)



It's not just the field grades. It's multiple GOs.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 10, 2017 01:45 PM (GUBah)

416 Imagine if North Korea falls while Trump is president and he has a hand in it.

It won't be Reagan/USSR level of accomplishment, but it'll be huge nonetheless. It's the sort of thing that can wipe away a lot of negatives in the eyes of history...

I wonder if he's aiming for that...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:45 PM (ELUpj)

417 Yeah, no

This is not a hyjacking situation. You do NOT respond with physical force/violence in that situation. Speak up, sure ok. Physically resist, no.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Which is why we got Trump, a lot of us are tired of sitting down.

Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 01:45 PM (zZb/S)

418 /Trump tees up at Mar Lago...

You know Xi... when you give someone who is unstable, something big to threaten people with...

You never know who they will threaten...

Don't you have to send a lot of aid to North Korea?

/tees off, right down the middle of the fairway...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 10, 2017 01:45 PM (NgKpN)

419 My Cob
My Cob
Why Have you forsaken me?

Why are you so far from content-ing me?
So far from my comments of anguish?
My Cob, i cry out by day, but you do not post
by night, but i find not ONT

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 10, 2017 01:45 PM (oGRue)

420 OT a bit but I've always had a problem with Casinos being able to kick out patrons for no reason other than suspicion you may be taking advantage of the house .


No Shirt
No Shoes
You're Too Good
No Service

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 01:46 PM (8ZskC)

421 393 Sounds like a bad Japanese game show - winner gets a free flight & hotel room, but you have to get kicked in the balls to board the plane.
Posted by: josephistan at April 10, 2017 01:40 PM (7HtZB)
===

Speaking of Japanese game shows I once came across a video on YouTube of one where the it pits two Japanese women against each other. The winner of the game was the woman who could bring a man to climax first via handjobs.

Posted by: Independent George at April 10, 2017 01:46 PM (BDZWU)

422 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 10, 2017 01:44 PM (jxbfJ)

Southwest don't take no crap from passengers but they seem to avoid those incidents more than others.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 10, 2017 01:46 PM (kUpEx)

423 I was stuck behind a car at a traffic light yesterday.

THIS was staring me in the face:

"PROUD OBAMA SUPPORTER"

When I was finally able to pass the driver, I gave him a yuuge eyeroll and smirk.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 01:46 PM (PY9jH)

424 Imagine if North Korea falls while Trump is president and he has a hand in it.

I do believe there is a real effort to upset the status quo.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2017 01:46 PM (B+qrE)

425 I'll never get over the fact that the Korean name for their missile system is "Dong." I always wonder how Li'l Kim would react if someone asked why he was having such problems getting his Dong up.

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 10, 2017 01:46 PM (iIzG7)

426 I expect it's because the Chinese don't want a few million refugees crossing the Yalu. Some nations are funny about protecting their borders that way

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2017 01:36 PM (SIY7D)


If the Chinese aren't careful, they'll have 600,000 screaming Norks on their border.

600,000? I thought there were a million screaming Norks on their border.

There WERE.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 10, 2017 01:47 PM (TOk1P)

427 The last time I flew United it was for work - was
forced to book them because their flight was "cheaper." No, it was not
cheaper when I had to drop extra money when checking in to get things
that used to be part of the ticket price - extra costs for things like
checked luggage, more that a little person's portion of leg room, being
able to board before the last group, and so on. Felt violated at all the
ways they nickeled and dimed passengers at the airport.




Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2017 01:43 PM (NOIQH)


Also... United breaks guitars: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YGc4zOqozo

Posted by: redbanzai at April 10, 2017 01:47 PM (rAIG/)

428 China wants the fat turd gone too. Problem is he fails to understand that he is a client state of China.

He has deluded himself into thinking he is an actual sovereign nation capable of acting independently.

His days are numbered.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 10, 2017 01:47 PM (rezrg)

429 i have always wondered why the quid pro quo for the generous access of China goods to the USA market isn't letting North Korea go the way of East Germany.
Posted by: Curmudgeon

It might be now after a nice dinner at MarLaGo and 60 cruise missiles.

Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 01:47 PM (zZb/S)

430 Alternately, airlines could start treating pax like human beings and provide service and decency; instead of treating us like cattle on the way to the abbatoir.

Cattle get more legroom.

Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2017 01:48 PM (TppKb)

431 Link on Drudge says 150,000 Chinese troops are moving to the North Korean border.

What exactly does that mean?

-
Spring break?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 10, 2017 01:48 PM (Nwg0u)

432 Speaking of Japanese game shows I once came across a video on YouTube of one where the it pits two Japanese women against each other. The winner of the game was the woman who could bring a man to climax first via handjobs.
Posted by: Independent George at April 10, 2017 01:46 PM (BDZWU)



I wonder if they've turned the WESTPAC contest "Smiles" into a gameshow yet.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 10, 2017 01:48 PM (GUBah)

433 >>>OT a bit but I've always had a problem with Casinos
being able to kick out patrons for no reason other than suspicion you
may be taking advantage of the house .

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 10, 2017 01:42 PM (kUpEx)

-----

Pro Tip.

Its not the casino thats kicking you out.

Its Moe Greens pals that are kicking you out.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2017 01:44 PM (8XRCm)<<<




Don't make me put your head in a vise and pop your eye out.

Posted by: Nicky Santoro at April 10, 2017 01:48 PM (jlSRZ)

434 The last time I flew United it was for work - was forced to book them because their flight was "cheaper." No, it was not cheaper when I had to drop extra money when checking in to get things that used to be part of the ticket price - extra costs for things like checked luggage, more that a little person's portion of leg room, being able to board before the last group, and so on. Felt violated at all the ways they nickeled and dimed passengers at the airport.

Posted by: Lizzy

And we need to charge you for the extra ice that you received.

Posted by: If United ran RMS Titanic at April 10, 2017 01:48 PM (326rv)

435 425 I'll never get over the fact that the Korean name for their missile system is "Dong." I always wonder how Li'l Kim would react if someone asked why he was having such problems getting his Dong up.
_______________________________

Along those lines, Trump is going to name the next U.S. missile the Schlong.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 10, 2017 01:49 PM (rezrg)

436 428 China wants the fat turd gone too. Problem is he fails to understand that he is a client state of China.

He has deluded himself into thinking he is an actual sovereign nation capable of acting independently.

His days are numbered.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 10, 2017 01:47 PM (rezrg)

================

"You do realize that he's more of a problem now than he's worth, right?"
-Trump

"..."
-Xi

"If he does launch a nuke, that'll make your overall position much worse, right?"
-Trump

"..."
-Xi

--------------two holes later------------

"Maybe we should work...together..."
-Xi

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:49 PM (ELUpj)

437 Mark Steyn had a lot of fun with Kim's Dong in the early 2000s

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 01:49 PM (Opqbq)

438 China wants the fat turd gone too. Problem is he fails to understand that he is a client state of China.

"Mr Xi, how big a DMZ do you want? 50 miles?"

Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2017 01:49 PM (TppKb)

439 Such as: What are the relevant FAA regulations regarding the interaction of a passenger with the instructions of a flight crew?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2017 01:24 PM (hLRSq)



Per airline interpretations, the FAA regs mean that if a passenger does not do exactly what the flight crew says with additional immediate ball/mish licking with or without eye contact at the flight crew's discretion, then the airline can have the passenger kicked off the flight.

There's good reason for saying that once you are on the plane, the flight crew has nigh to utter discretion in handling the passengers since they are not just flying waiters/waitresses. But nigh to unlimited doesn't mean unlimited.

United fucked up the overbooking, fucked up in realizing four more seats were needed for crew, fucked up in not upping the ante and then fucked up by getting security to haul the guy off physically.

Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 10, 2017 01:49 PM (mf5HN)

440 "Mark Steyn had a lot of fun with Kim's Dong in the early 2000s"

Phrasing!

Posted by: Qoheleth at April 10, 2017 01:49 PM (iIzG7)

441 I believe, per Federal Law, the airline owes you the following if bumped ...

Over Two Hour Delay ... Alternative fare PLUS 200% fare in cash (max $650) PLUS expenses

Over Four Hour Delay ... Alternative fare PLUS 400% fare in cash (max $1300) PLUS expenses

If you get bumped ... don't accept their "compensation". You're giving away money.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 01:49 PM (BEMJs)

442 Just for humiliation sake, Trump should send the Harvey Milk to Syria.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 01:50 PM (PY9jH)

443 Speaking of Japanese game shows I once came across a video on YouTube of one where the it pits two Japanese women against each other. The winner of the game was the woman who could bring a man to climax first via handjobs.

Yes, that's very Japanese.

Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2017 01:51 PM (TppKb)

444 It's not just the field grades. It's multiple GOs.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 10, 2017 01:45 PM (GUBah)


Even better.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 10, 2017 01:51 PM (Tnhbr)

445 441 I believe, per Federal Law, the airline owes you the following if bumped ...

Over Two Hour Delay ... Alternative fare PLUS 200% fare in cash (max $650) PLUS expenses

Over Four Hour Delay ... Alternative fare PLUS 400% fare in cash (max $1300) PLUS expenses

If you get bumped ... don't accept their "compensation". You're giving away money.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 01:49 PM (BEMJs)

===================

Random idea:

You plot the most delayed/overbooked flights over the course of a month, buy tickets on the worst offenders, and take the max federally allowed cashouts possible on each one that pays off.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:51 PM (ELUpj)

446 Imagine if North Korea falls while Trump is president and he has a hand in it.

I do believe there is a real effort to upset the status quo.

-
Also from Drudge:

Iran's long-exiled prince wants a revolution in age of Trump

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 10, 2017 01:52 PM (Nwg0u)

447 were the women in that show allowed to use big calamari tentacles as an aid?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 01:52 PM (Opqbq)

448 >>> Imagine if North Korea falls while Trump is president and he has a hand in it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:45 PM (ELUpj)

One can only hope.

This vid made the rounds on FB a while back, but I'm glad, it's so touching. I just want to hug her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufhKWfPSQOw

Posted by: LizLem at April 10, 2017 01:52 PM (hvf9s)

449 I give the life of that smug little fat fuck no more than five years, tops.
Posted by: Cicero

I just moved him over RBG in my dead pool. 5 days. When does the battle group get on station?

Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 01:52 PM (zZb/S)

450 Our Dong is bigger than your Dong.

Posted by: China at April 10, 2017 01:52 PM (yrHD6)

451 Trump should send the Harvey Milk to Syria.

Is that a real thing? I bet I won't be seeing many vets wearing that particular hat in the future.

Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2017 01:52 PM (HwVbl)

452 431 Link on Drudge says 150,000 Chinese troops are moving to the North Korean border.

What exactly does that mean?
_____________________________

There are 150,000 bad drivers on the North Korea border, so expect traffic delays.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 10, 2017 01:52 PM (rezrg)

453 Just for humiliation sake, Trump should send the Harvey Milk to Syria.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 01:50 PM (PY9jH)


All those seamen... Milked.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 10, 2017 01:52 PM (TOk1P)

454 You plot the most delayed/overbooked flights over the course of a month, buy tickets on the worst offenders, and take the max federally allowed cashouts possible on each one that pays off.

"I don't want your cash. I want 125K EQM miles."

Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2017 01:53 PM (TppKb)

455 Southwest don't take no crap from passengers but they seem to avoid those incidents more than others.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 10, 2017 01:46 PM (kUpEx)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpvC88ZJ8vI

Posted by: redbanzai at April 10, 2017 01:53 PM (rAIG/)

456 You plot the most delayed/overbooked flights over the course of a month,
buy tickets on the worst offenders, and take the max federally allowed
cashouts possible on each one that pays off.


Do you want Skynet, because putting the airline computers into recursive loops is how you get Skynet.

Posted by: DaveA at April 10, 2017 01:53 PM (FhXTo)

457 Trump should catapult Dennis Rodman's head across the DMZ.
Set it on fire first for effect.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 10, 2017 01:54 PM (6LwXe)

458 Leave Kim's Dong Alooooooonnnnne!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2017 01:54 PM (fYChk)

459 456 You plot the most delayed/overbooked flights over the course of a month,
buy tickets on the worst offenders, and take the max federally allowed
cashouts possible on each one that pays off.

Do you want Skynet, because putting the airline computers into recursive loops is how you get Skynet.
Posted by: DaveA at April 10, 2017 01:53 PM (FhXTo)

================

What if I do want Skynet? Huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:54 PM (ELUpj)

460 Random idea:

You plot the most delayed/overbooked flights over the course of a month, buy tickets on the worst offenders, and take the max federally allowed cashouts possible on each one that pays off.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

My dad used to have us kids mine for silver dimes. He'd get a couple of hundred dollars worth of rolled dimes - we'd find a dozen or so - then he'd return the rest to the bank.

Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 01:54 PM (zZb/S)

461 I expect it's because the Chinese don't want a few million refugees crossing the Yalu. Some nations are funny about protecting their borders that way

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2017 01:36 PM (SIY7D)

That and a thermonuclear exchange occurring across their border upwind of them.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2017 01:55 PM (hLRSq)

462 Iran's long-exiled prince wants a revolution in age of Trump

----

Probably not a terrible idea.

Prior to Jimmy Carter handing Iran over to the Ayatollahs, under the Shah they were about as pro western and moderate a state as there was. I had family living in Iran at the time of the fall and they literally got back to the States with just the clothes they were wearing.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2017 01:55 PM (8XRCm)

463 460
My dad used to have us kids mine for silver dimes. He'd get a couple of hundred dollars worth of rolled dimes - we'd find a dozen or so - then he'd return the rest to the bank.
Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 01:54 PM (zZb/S)

===============

Something tells me that that wouldn't work anymore.

Can I blame that on Nixon? I'm going to blame that on Nixon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:55 PM (ELUpj)

464 Iran's long-exiled prince wants a revolution in age of Trump

Heck of job, Jimmah.

Heck of a job, you grinning dipshit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2017 01:55 PM (B+qrE)

465 Can you buy a deck of cards containing only AoS's?
Posted by: BignJames at April 10, 2017 12:23 PM


http://www.cardplayingworld.com/ product/ bicycle-secret-weapon-playing-cards-ace-of-spades/

(remove spaces after the two forward slashes)

Although they show out of stock.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 10, 2017 01:55 PM (DMUuz)

466 Imagine if North Korea falls while Trump is president and he has a hand in it.



It won't be Reagan/USSR level of accomplishment, but it'll be huge
nonetheless. It's the sort of thing that can wipe away a lot of
negatives in the eyes of history...



I wonder if he's aiming for that...
--

Interesting, I never thought of that.

As for Xi... hope he's on board with getting rid of the Korean half-wit.

Posted by: shibumi at April 10, 2017 01:55 PM (OBERf)

467 Random idea:

You plot the most delayed/overbooked flights over the course of a month, buy tickets on the worst offenders, and take the max federally allowed cashouts possible on each one that pays off.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:51 PM (ELUpj)


The airlines hold the impromptu auctions to avoid that very thing. It rarely doesn't work.

In this case ... that flight was worth about $200 bucks. With four hour delay ... they hit $800 and stopped because that was max penalty by law.

Not excusing action of "somebody" (cops, private sec ?).

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 01:56 PM (BEMJs)

468 462 Probably not a terrible idea.

Prior to Jimmy Carter handing Iran over to the Ayatollahs, under the Shah they were about as pro western and moderate a state as there was. I had family living in Iran at the time of the fall and they literally got back to the States with just the clothes they were wearing.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2017 01:55 PM (8XRCm)

==================

According to Hollywood, this is an example of evil America and has nothing to do with Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:56 PM (ELUpj)

469 Is Ace writing a movie review?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2017 01:56 PM (hLRSq)

470 Random idea:

You plot the most delayed/overbooked flights over the course of a month, buy tickets on the worst offenders, and take the max federally allowed cashouts possible on each one that pays off.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:51 PM (ELUpj)


When I was in college, my dad booked me on flights he knew would be the most likely to be overbooked because when I was coming home for vacation times because it didn't matter if I was a day late. I got bumped three times on one leg of a trip and wound up with a total of four tickets because on the last time I just wanted to get home and no one else would go and when they upped the money to $300 bucks and two round trip tickets, suddenly I didn't need to get home that badly.

Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 10, 2017 01:57 PM (mf5HN)

471 "Our Dong is bigger than your Dong."

US News & World Report was once the right wing alternative to Time and Newsweek.

Back in the Cold War it often ran an infographic to illustrate the size of the Soviet missile fleet compared to that of the US, with a big phallic Soviet missile sitting next to the puny US cock-ette. Sometimes the Soviet one had veins

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2017 01:57 PM (SIY7D)

472 The news just reported that Janet Jackson is separating from her Muslim husband, citing that he was too controlling during her pregnancy. Wearing a burka in public while with him wasn't her first clue?

(I'm serious, there are paparazzi pics.)

Posted by: LizLem at April 10, 2017 01:57 PM (hvf9s)

473 "the flight crew has nigh to utter discretion in handling the passengers "

Door wasn't closed. Flight crew had nothing to do with this. Not their problem until door is closed. This was all on the gate staff.

Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 01:57 PM (zZb/S)

474 Shooting at San Bernardino elementary school?
Radio is pre-empting Rush to live report but no additional info so far...

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2017 01:57 PM (NOIQH)

475 Is Ace writing a movie review?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2017 01:56 PM (hLRSq)


Good news: Ace writing a movie review.

Bad news: It's the latest Shea Laboof pic.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 10, 2017 01:57 PM (TOk1P)

476 Heck of job, Jimmah.

Heck of a job, you grinning dipshit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2017 01:55 PM (B+qrE)


Having the regimes of North Korea and Iran both go feet-up during the administration of Trump would scar Jimmy Carter for the remainder of his life.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2017 01:57 PM (hLRSq)

477 466
Interesting, I never thought of that.

As for Xi... hope he's on board with getting rid of the Korean half-wit.
Posted by: shibumi at April 10, 2017 01:55 PM (OBERf)

================

I wonder if those artificial islands would be worth it to China as partial compensation for helping to get rid of the Kim family?

Maybe some backing off of the pressure of China's manipulation of the yuan?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:57 PM (ELUpj)

478 Iran's long-exiled prince wants a revolution in age of Trump
--
Exactly what we're aiming for!

Wait, you're NOT talking about overthrowing the US government? Are you sure about that?

Posted by: George Soros and Barack Obama at April 10, 2017 01:58 PM (OBERf)

479 Shooting at an elementary school in San Bernardino?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at April 10, 2017 01:58 PM (Gh3fw)

480 >> I bet I won't be seeing many vets wearing that particular hat in the future.

Should just be a law against naming naval vessels after anyone who wasn't a Found Father or a Medal of Honor winner.

Posted by: V the K at April 10, 2017 01:58 PM (O7MnT)

481
Do you want Skynet, because putting the airline computers into recursive loops is how you get Skynet.
Posted by: DaveA at April 10, 2017 01:53 PM (FhXTo)

================

What if I do want Skynet? Huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:54 PM (ELUpj)


LAWN< REMOVE SELF FROM SAME

Posted by: COLOSUS at April 10, 2017 01:58 PM (NgKpN)

482 Shooting at San Bernardino elementary school?
Radio is pre-empting Rush to live report but no additional info so far...
Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2017 01:57 PM (NOIQH)

-----

dammit

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2017 01:58 PM (8XRCm)

483 467 The airlines hold the impromptu auctions to avoid that very thing. It rarely doesn't work.

In this case ... that flight was worth about $200 bucks. With four hour delay ... they hit $800 and stopped because that was max penalty by law.

Not excusing action of "somebody" (cops, private sec ?).
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 01:56 PM (BEMJs)

================

....Darn.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:58 PM (ELUpj)

484 Prior to Jimmy Carter handing Iran over to the Ayatollahs, under the Shah they were about as pro western and moderate a state as there was.

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Same could be said about Afghanistan back when it was a monarchy.

Posted by: josephistan at April 10, 2017 01:58 PM (7HtZB)

485 Oh FFS, a school shooting in San Bernardino:

https://tinyurl.com/kduo8mq


Scanner link: http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/12443

Posted by: Country Singer at April 10, 2017 01:59 PM (GUBah)

486 Is Ace writing a movie review?

Priorities.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at April 10, 2017 01:59 PM (vtcmf)

487 In this case ... that flight was worth about $200 bucks. With four hour delay ... they hit $800 and stopped because that was max penalty by law.

Ahh, I knew we'd find the invisible middle finger of the Feds screwing up this commercial relationship eventually.

Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 01:59 PM (zZb/S)

488 The news just reported that Janet Jackson is separating from her Muslim husband, citing that he was too controlling during her pregnancy.

Some sucka didn't keep his pimp hand strong.

Posted by: Ike Turner at April 10, 2017 01:59 PM (X6fMO)

489 481

LAWN
Posted by: COLOSUS at April 10, 2017 01:58 PM (NgKpN)

===============

I've seen this movie!

Humanity loses!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:59 PM (ELUpj)

490 Our Dong is bigger than your Dong.

--

Just had a kid flashback from Ken-L Ration:

My Dog's bigger than your dog....

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 10, 2017 01:59 PM (+FSld)

491 Ugh, murder-suicide in a classroom at North Park elementary in San Bernardino.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2017 02:01 PM (NOIQH)

492 It consists of a haunting low melody played over the
neck of an empty Valu-Rite bottle, ...
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2017 12:27 PM


The technical term for the sound produced when appropriately blowing over a bottle is a Helmholtz resonance.

If you have a good enough embouchure, you can produce the 2nd and 3rd order resonances.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 10, 2017 02:01 PM (DMUuz)

493 >>>I wonder if those artificial islands would be worth
it to China as partial compensation for helping to get rid of the Kim
family?



Maybe some backing off of the pressure of China's manipulation of the yuan?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:57 PM (ELUpj)<<<

Look, you get rid of Littler Kim, and you can keep those islands. I'll even build you a golf course on one of 'em. It'll fabulous. Really, really terrific.

Posted by: Pres. Trump at April 10, 2017 02:01 PM (jlSRZ)

494 The news just reported that Janet Jackson is separating from her Muslim husband, citing that he was too controlling during her pregnancy. Wearing a burka in public while with him wasn't her first clue?

(I'm serious, there are paparazzi pics.)

Posted by: LizLem at April 10, 2017 01:57 PM (hvf9s)


One of the dirtiest things I ever saw on national television... no, not her "wardrobe malfunction," was her performing on SNL. She was sitting backwards (frontwards?) on a chair, singing some slow song, and to the music she was simulating intercourse.

I don't remember how old I was at the time, but it sure was mesmerizing.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 10, 2017 02:01 PM (TOk1P)

495 You plot the most delayed/overbooked flights over the course of a month,
buy tickets on the worst offenders, and take the max federally allowed
cashouts possible on each one that pays off.
--------
Then you slip in the bathroom with the leaky faucet and really sue them. Remember, folks, LWYRUP!

Posted by: jimmy mcgill, esq. at April 10, 2017 02:01 PM (nlbfN)

496 The news just reported that Janet Jackson is separating from her
Muslim husband, citing that he was too controlling during her pregnancy.
--
Janet should watch "Not Without My Daughter."

/this might not end well for her.

Posted by: shibumi at April 10, 2017 02:02 PM (OBERf)

497 What exactly does that mean?



-

Spring break?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 10, 2017 01:48 PM (Nwg0u)

Don't go to Costco cause you will never get down the fucking aisle

Posted by: MAC-SOG at April 10, 2017 02:02 PM (QPdNE)

498 My Dog's bigger than your dog....

-----

Gee.

Thanks for the earworm. This ones gonna be hard to eradicate.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2017 02:02 PM (8XRCm)

499 493
Look, you get rid of Littler Kim, and you can keep those islands. I'll even build you a golf course on one of 'em. It'll fabulous. Really, really terrific.
Posted by: Pres. Trump at April 10, 2017 02:01 PM (jlSRZ)

================

I kind of imagine that Japan might be good with the deal, too.

"We can deal with these islands as a trade off for getting rid of Kim. Sure, the islands represent a loss of power over the region, but the loss of Kim represents increased stability overall."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 02:02 PM (ELUpj)

500 500!

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 10, 2017 02:03 PM (QM5S2)

501 Imagine if North Korea falls while Trump is president and he has a hand in it.



It won't be Reagan/USSR level of accomplishment, but it'll be huge
nonetheless. It's the sort of thing that can wipe away a lot of
negatives in the eyes of history...

-
Plus Pelosi, Schumer et al. heads would explode. Poor Madeline Albright, though. Her specialty would be rendered obsolete.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 10, 2017 02:03 PM (Nwg0u)

502 ... With four hour delay ... they hit $800 and stopped because that
was max penalty by law.
Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 01:59 PM


Tell us about it.

Posted by: The passengers of the Minnow at April 10, 2017 02:03 PM (DMUuz)

503 I can tell you this ...

... Doc was flying United - so surely out of O'Hare. Anything with a uniform there - ticketing, TSA, parking - tends to exude "I'm a dick and you will respect my authori-tah". Much easier to deal with Midway.

I suspect Mgmt. - and avoid O'Hare.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 02:03 PM (BEMJs)

504 Same could be said about Afghanistan back when it was a monarchy.

Afghanistan and Turkey and for that matter Egypt and other states in the Nasser days and so on...whatever their position may have been re the West, they certainly regarded them as the 'strong horse' and so you had Western clothes and Western attitudes.

At least in the urban areas. The back-countries were often still weirdie-beardie goat-country.

Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2017 02:03 PM (TppKb)

505 This might mean China's going to depose Phat Boi. I don't see any way they could want him to continue in power.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 10, 2017 02:03 PM (97XyN)

506 500 500!
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 10, 2017 02:03 PM (QM5S2)

===============

500!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 10, 2017 02:03 PM (ELUpj)

507 Door wasn't closed. Flight crew had nothing to do with this. Not their problem until door is closed. This was all on the gate staff.

Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 01:57 PM (zZb/S)


I wouldn't bet my liberty nor my clear criminal record on that assessment.

But hey - give it a shot next time and let us know how it all works out.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Abhorrent Abominations Abound at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2017 02:03 PM (hLRSq)

508 Multiple gunshot victims reported at California elementary school.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/kbq7ay4

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 10, 2017 02:03 PM (rUIbB)

509 A member of the Jackson family is reproducing again?

Seriously, haven't we had enough?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 10, 2017 02:04 PM (rezrg)

510 Posted by: V the K at April 10, 2017 01:10 PM (O7MnT)

Point of order.

Proven. 3rd most corrupt state in the Union.

We're #3!!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 10, 2017 02:04 PM (d76uN)

511 Ugh, murder-suicide in a classroom at North Park elementary in San Bernardino.



Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2017 02:01 PM (NOIQH)

Impossible. Guns aren't allowed in schools in Kallyfornia.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 10, 2017 02:05 PM (Jcg9Q)

512 movie out soon, Free Fire. ostensibly about an IRA gun deal in 1970s Boston that goes haywire. marketed about "the insanity of gun violence"

yep, we're getting more media-driven bullshit about Gun Control again, it's April

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 02:05 PM (Opqbq)

513 I still want to take a vacation & fly somewhere. I'd even fly United.

Posted by: josephistan at April 10, 2017 02:05 PM (7HtZB)

514 500 500!
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 10, 2017 02:03 PM


Bah. 666 is the number for me.

Posted by: Hillary! at April 10, 2017 02:05 PM (DMUuz)

515 The technical term for the sound produced when appropriately blowing over a bottle is a Helmholtz resonance.

If your car has some weird-looking protuberance on the intake duct, it's a Helmholtz resonator intended to deaden/counter some unpleasant frequency range.

Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2017 02:06 PM (TppKb)

516 Multiple gunshot victims reported at California elementary school.

CAIR already warned against anti-muslim backlash for this yesterday.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 02:06 PM (8ZskC)

517 I think China is sending a message to the next guy up in NorkLand. Time to take your shot.

Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 02:06 PM (zZb/S)

518 Why did Fat Boy kill his long-exiled half brother?

Suggest paranoia about being deposed in a coup. A successful coup needs a replacement figure head, else the Praetorian Guard gets killed too. Just ask Claudius

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2017 02:06 PM (SIY7D)

519 450
Our Dong is bigger than your Dong.

Posted by: China at April 10, 2017 01:52 PM (yrHD6)

Correction:Mad Dog Mattis' Dong is bigger than your Dong

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 10, 2017 02:06 PM (jxbfJ)

520 yep, we're getting more media-driven bullshit about Gun Control again, it's April

Wake me up when the sharks of summer return.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 10, 2017 02:06 PM (LTHVh)

521 >>> Plus Pelosi, Schumer et al. heads would explode. Poor Madeline Albright, though. Her specialty would be rendered obsolete. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 10, 2017 02:03 PM (Nwg0u)

Not true...the pin I choose to wear on my lapel for when North Korea is finally deposed will be faaaaaabulous.

Posted by: Madeleine Albright, Pin Goddess at April 10, 2017 02:06 PM (hvf9s)

522 In a just world, Albright would be hog tied to a Tomahawk. What an evil bitch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 10, 2017 02:06 PM (yrHD6)

523 Are you my father?

Posted by: Sonny Milk at April 10, 2017 02:07 PM (nlbfN)

524 I still want to take a vacation & fly somewhere. I'd even fly United.

Just insist on enough miles to get you two years of elite status.

Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2017 02:07 PM (TppKb)

525 As for Xi... hope he's on board with getting rid of the Korean half-wit.
Posted by: shibumi at April 10, 2017 01:55 PM (OBERf)

================

I wonder if those artificial islands would be worth it to China as partial compensation for helping to get rid of the Kim family?

Maybe some backing off of the pressure of China's manipulation of the yuan?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 10, 2017 01:57 PM (ELUpj)



Although USA recognizing Spratly (what they used to call it?) as Chinese would be a swell deal in exchange for China cutting off the Norks and letting them topple, I do hope we still hold the Trump Card (pun intended), namely, USA market access.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 10, 2017 02:07 PM (ujg0T)

526 China's cooperation in killing Phat Boi might have nothing to do with further concessions by the west. China has to be very concerned about open nuclearization of South Korea and Japan. They also know this would be a reasonable response to a nuclear-capable North Korea. Phat Boi just can't be that valuable to China.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 10, 2017 02:07 PM (97XyN)

527 Maybe we won't take out that fat fuck Un. Maybe China won't either. But this could all be a feint to "inspire" someone in his own circle, or the military brass, to take him out themselves.
This is what's going on.

"Who will rid me of the meddlesome fat fuck?"

Posted by: JoeF. at April 10, 2017 02:08 PM (7uYFy)

528 How could Trump screw up the world in only two months? Presdent Obama had everything under control and Trump has made mess of everything. We want Presdent Obama back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 10, 2017 02:09 PM (WmgTn)

529 This might mean China's going to depose Phat Boi. I don't see any way they could want him to continue in power.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 10, 2017 02:03 PM (97XyN)


They don't want him in power, but I'd be pretty surprised if they straight-up took him out. Dealing with DPRK refugees and trying to bring the country up to, say 1970s standards of infrastructure would take a lot of money and make reintegrating East and West Germany look like... um... a thing that looks easy by comparison.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2017 02:09 PM (8nWyX)

530 I want to have sex with a cruise missile.

Posted by: Fareed Zakariah at April 10, 2017 02:09 PM (FqgrG)

531 Multiple gunshot victims reported at California elementary school.

CAIR already warned against anti-muslim backlash for this yesterday.


Berdoo...unlikely Muslim despite the big shootemup a couple years back.

Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2017 02:09 PM (TppKb)

532 Spicer show:

Reporter actually asked if PDT will reverse the congressional exemption from Obamacare which allows subsidies so as to get Congress to move faster on repeal and replace.

Spicer was non committal but it's finally getting some air time.

Posted by: WisRich at April 10, 2017 02:10 PM (hdpay)

533 CAIR already warned against anti-muslim backlash for this yesterday.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 02:06 PM (8ZskC)

Don't know yet if it's a Muslim. Could be just a crazy f'er or a crazy f'er who was shooting out of revenge against a ex-wife or something.

No matter what - calls for gun control will begin shortly. Nevermind that Cali, like Chicago, has some of the strictest in the country...

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 10, 2017 02:10 PM (s7vJs)

534 512 movie out soon, Free Fire. ostensibly about an IRA gun deal in 1970s Boston that goes haywire. marketed about "the insanity of gun violence"

yep, we're getting more media-driven bullshit about Gun Control again, it's April
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 02:05 PM (Opqbq)



And yet, so many leftists have this thing in their hearts for the Sinn Fein goons. And even some rightists who ought to know better.

Cromwell, the Corn Laws and Black and Tans are long past, but somehow blowing up someone's loo in Shankhill is still fine to a lot of fucked up people.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 10, 2017 02:10 PM (ujg0T)

535 "Who will rid me of the meddlesome fat fuck?"

Start killing his generals.

Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2017 02:11 PM (TppKb)

536 We need to have a massive barbecue in the DMZ. Let the smell of brisket, ribs and chicken waft over the whole nation.

War over in about 10 minutes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 10, 2017 02:11 PM (4AVeu)

537 I think China is sending a message to the next guy up in NorkLand. Time to take your shot.

Posted by: Jean


Yup. Cheap and easy.

Fat Boy should know the rug just got pulled out from under him.
Now we'll find out if he's really insane, or just one-hell of a pretender.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 10, 2017 02:12 PM (HTdUD)

538 Don't know yet if it's a Muslim. Could be just a crazy f'er or a crazy f'er who was shooting out of revenge against a ex-wife or something.


I credit every school shooting to muslims. Lord knows they've worked for that kind of recognition and I want to give it to them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 02:12 PM (8ZskC)

539 We need to have a massive barbecue in the DMZ. Let the smell of brisket, ribs and chicken waft over the whole nation.

My wife loves Korean BBQ.

Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2017 02:12 PM (TppKb)

540 Just ask Claudius.
------
Him 'Kaiser', Herman.

Posted by: zombie legionary talking to a Germanic mercenary at April 10, 2017 02:12 PM (nlbfN)

541 And ugly people want to make everyone miserable.

Posted by: Dang at April 10, 2017 02:12 PM (nKvgV)

542 China is sending a signal for someone in the Nork top echelon to take out Kim themselves.
Right now the top brass is looking at each other and trying to figure out who has to 'go" with Kim and when to act.
This way China (as well as the US) has plausible deniability....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 10, 2017 02:12 PM (7uYFy)

543 Another shooting in a gun free zone.

yayyy, gun free zones!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 10, 2017 02:13 PM (4AVeu)

544 Tulsi Gabbard is the exception to the settled science. Hottest woman on Capital Hill by many moons.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 10, 2017 12:59 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 10, 2017 02:13 PM (DMUuz)

545 Off to the dentist. Some laser surgery reqd.

No Mr. A I expect you to die - or pay cash.

Posted by: DaveA at April 10, 2017 02:14 PM (FhXTo)

546 "Hottest woman on Capital Hill by many moons."

Shut yo moufs!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Wig at April 10, 2017 02:14 PM (97XyN)

547 527 Maybe we won't take out that fat fuck Un. Maybe China won't either. But this could all be a feint to "inspire" someone in his own circle, or the military brass, to take him out themselves.
This is what's going on.

"Who will rid me of the meddlesome fat fuck?"
Posted by: JoeF. at April 10, 2017 02:08 PM (7uYFy)



While I would be happy to have a July 20 Plot for the 21st century, didn't Krazy Kim already purge his generals quite well in advance?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 10, 2017 02:15 PM (ujg0T)

548 What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi

You're more corned beef hash.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 10, 2017 02:16 PM (Nwg0u)

549 "but somehow blowing up someone's loo in Shankhill is still fine to a lot of fucked up people."

I'm not OK with it, but the Provo IRA was a response to the Northern Protestants and Brits suppressing a peaceful justified civil rights movement. The quasi-documentary Bloody Sunday illustrates this.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2017 02:16 PM (SIY7D)

550 Another shooting in a gun free zone.

yayyy, gun free zones!



Those signs mean what they say! Shooter illiteracy is killing people.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 02:16 PM (8ZskC)

551 Dentists don't use lasers.

It's a trap!!!

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2017 02:16 PM (fYChk)

552 While I would be happy to have a July 20 Plot for the 21st century, didn't Krazy Kim already purge his generals quite well in advance?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 10, 2017 02:15 PM (ujg0T)

They had to have been replaced. Everyone is replaceable--including Kim...

Posted by: JoeF. at April 10, 2017 02:16 PM (7uYFy)

553 You may not recognize my name but you should Google me if you want to see the hottest woman on Capitol Hill.

Posted by: Rosa DeLaurio at April 10, 2017 02:17 PM (FqgrG)

554 While I would be happy to have a July 20 Plot for the 21st century, didn't Krazy Kim already purge his generals quite well in advance?

We know how to make people go away.

Posted by: United Airlines at April 10, 2017 02:17 PM (BEMJs)

555
China's cooperation in killing Phat Boi might have nothing to do with further concessions by the west. China has to be very concerned about open nuclearization of South Korea and Japan.


China has been buying up the western United States for the last 20 years and they might not want fat boy shooting missiles at it.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 10, 2017 02:17 PM (lKyWE)

556 Now we'll find out if he's really insane, or just one-hell of a pretender.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum

I'm going with insane

Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 02:18 PM (zZb/S)

557 "And yet, so many leftists have this thing in their hearts for the Sinn Fein goons."

The IRA had deep Marxist-Leninist roots from the get-go.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 10, 2017 02:18 PM (noWW6)

558 Still going? It's even getting to be Mid-Day out here.

Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2017 02:18 PM (k8DTS)

559 Ace must have seen one hell of a movie this weekend ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 02:19 PM (BEMJs)

560 China has to be very concerned about open nuclearization of South Korea and Japan.

Yep, four turns of a torque wrench and Taiwan, too.

Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2017 02:19 PM (zZb/S)

561 Whoever wins the NK coup battle could be just as bad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 10, 2017 02:19 PM (yrHD6)

562 Le Nood.

Posted by: Country Boy at April 10, 2017 02:20 PM (Jcg9Q)

563 535 "Who will rid me of the meddlesome fat fuck?"

Start killing his generals.
Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2017 02:11 PM (TppKb)

=================

Maybe we could just bribe Kim with some Hostess cakes.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 10, 2017 02:21 PM (ELUpj)

564 I'm not OK with it, but the Provo IRA was a response to the Northern Protestants and Brits suppressing a peaceful justified civil rights movement. The quasi-documentary Bloody Sunday illustrates this.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2017 02:16 PM (SIY7D)



And yet, once upon a time in 1968 or 1969 Gerry Adams DID ask the Army to come in and protect Catholic neighborhoods.

As far as I know, the only time in history Ireland has been "united" was when it was entirely part of the UK?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 10, 2017 02:21 PM (ujg0T)

565 Multiple gunshot victims reported at California elementary school.

CAIR already warned against anti-muslim backlash for this yesterday.


Was the shooting today and the admonition yesterday?

Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2017 02:22 PM (k8DTS)

566 The Irish Rugby Union has covered the entire island since the mid-19th Century.

My island. All of it

Posted by: Crazy Braveheart Stephen at April 10, 2017 02:24 PM (SIY7D)

567 United breaking guitars?
Next they'll be eating up all the bars.
Rapture.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2017 02:24 PM (9qw5X)

568 #DanglingThreads

I keep readin' comments but I can't catch up
Keep readin' comments but I can't catch up
On open threads until the ewok's up
Goin' loco
Goin' loco...

Posted by: mindful webworker - conspicuously consuming at April 10, 2017 02:27 PM (JYung)

569 75 My wife tells me I'm handsome all the time!

Posted by: John Kerry at April 10, 2017 12:38 PM (FqgrG)

Handsome is also a synonym for "Slow". Just sayin', John.

Posted by: West at April 10, 2017 02:28 PM (1Rgee)

570 I see this is a vintage ace. Older than the Ewok himself.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 10, 2017 02:32 PM (tHwdc)

571 127 'Sup!

Posted by: 'Sup! at April 10, 2017 12:36 PM (vtcmf)

__________________________

Dude!

Posted by: Dude! at April 10, 2017 12:45 PM (HSmrB)

_________________________
Brah!
Posted by: Brah! at April 10, 2017 12:52 PM (PY9jH)

Muh Man!

Posted by: Muh Man! at April 10, 2017 02:37 PM (1Rgee)

572 559 Ace must have seen one hell of a movie this weekend ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 02:19 PM (BEMJs)

Was it a remake of "Debbie Does Dallas" with Katie Upton look-alike in the starring role?

If so, we might not see ace for 2 weeks.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 10, 2017 02:37 PM (s7vJs)

573 That is such crap! Good looking people are no more likely to give away other peoples money than ugly people are! That's just snot right. Us good looking people, know that we don't have to give away nothin', ever, no matter to whom it belongs. Let's party!

Posted by: goon at April 10, 2017 02:58 PM (EaQ6/)

574 Good looking people are more likely to have sex too...

Posted by: Walknot at April 10, 2017 04:49 PM (FnHBZ)

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