Gizmodo Thinks It's Found James Comey's Secret Twitter Account, and Surprise, That Account Follows David Ignatius, the Reporter Who Kicked Off the Russia Investigation Leaks

Seems pretty likely this is Comey's account.

Sure would like a subpoena for this account's DMs with David Ignatius.

Posted by: Ace at 02:40 PM

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1 first?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 02:33 PM (PNcou)

2 nd?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 02:33 PM (mC1ZI)

3
Comey Chameleon!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 31, 2017 02:34 PM (mbhDw)

4 Gizmodo sounds like an mechanical lizard

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 02:34 PM (PNcou)

5 I think Trump is going to have to fire Comey before his first term is over.

Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at March 31, 2017 02:34 PM (e4ZX9)

6 #SMOKINGGUN !

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2017 02:34 PM (5n/ou)

7 4 Gizmodo sounds like an mechanical lizard
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 02:34 PM (PNcou)

Or a happy ending on Maureen Dowd.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 31, 2017 02:35 PM (mbhDw)

8 Shades of.... Crap, which was the agency with all the pseudonym email addresses?

It reminds me of that, and also there need to be a book or list or webpage of all the Obama administration scandals, because it was so hard to keep up.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 31, 2017 02:35 PM (u0s1P)

9
7 4 Gizmodo sounds like an mechanical lizard
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 02:34 PM (PNcou)

Or a happy ending on Maureen Dowd.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 31, 2017 02:35 PM (mbhDw)

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2017 02:36 PM (XWkhW)

10 I'm following it too!

Posted by: Richard Windsor at March 31, 2017 02:36 PM (vg8iE)

11 Gizmodo is an sjw outlet. It's like the Deadspin of video game journalism.

Posted by: Independent George at March 31, 2017 02:36 PM (BDZWU)

12 Comey was busy.Sabotaging Hillary and leaking shit about Trump.

Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 02:36 PM (r/0kC)

13 I know I feel safer in a country where the most powerful lawman tweets.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2017 02:36 PM (/tuJf)

14 Comet can join Obama and Hillary in Gitmo.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 31, 2017 02:37 PM (X+rUO)

15 There is a deep, untainted reservoir within me that refuses to believe that we were this silly during the Cold War.

Were we?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 31, 2017 02:37 PM (B+qrE)

16 I really hope Comey gets his just desserts.

Like I love and hope for this in a sexual way.

Posted by: Max Power at March 31, 2017 02:37 PM (q177U)

17 ted by: Richard Windsor

Yeah, that name. *nods vigorously and idiotically*

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 31, 2017 02:37 PM (u0s1P)

18 Gizmodo sounds like an mechanical lizard

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 31, 2017 02:34 PM (PNcou)

Or a happy ending on Maureen Dowd.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 31, 2017 02:37 PM (PY9jH)

19 Old and busted: The commie threat to our way of life.

New hotness: The Comey threat to our way of life.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 31, 2017 02:37 PM (TOk1P)

20 Just like DoubleOOPlame and David Corn. Waterboard him.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 31, 2017 02:37 PM (nFwvY)

21 I know I feel safer in a country where the most powerful lawman tweets.

See my comment at 15.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 31, 2017 02:38 PM (B+qrE)

22 13 I know I feel safer in a country where the most powerful lawman tweets.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2017 02:36 PM (/tuJf)

hey guess what

Posted by: POTUS at March 31, 2017 02:38 PM (u0s1P)

23 Why anyone would use something as obvious as twitter "in secret" is beyond me. I'd think a game like words with friends would make more sense.

Posted by: dagny at March 31, 2017 02:38 PM (Mc+44)

24

He admitted he finally had one.

haha

another way to send private messages

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2017 02:38 PM (0mz2+)

25 Dude's the FBI director and it took the Gizmodo blogger 12 hours or less to find his "secret" twitter account.

Geez.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 02:38 PM (NOIQH)

26
Back!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at March 31, 2017 02:38 PM (v1g1+)

27 Maybe Comey is the one working for the Russians.

Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 02:38 PM (r/0kC)

28 Comey knew he was in deep doo doo last year. I'm sure he's as surprised as anyone that his ass hasn't been fired yet.

Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2017 02:38 PM (Fmupd)

29 It's difficult to keep track of who the good guys are.
Seems more likely, there ain't none.
BTW, that includes our current POTUS.
He wants to primary the Freedom Caucus?
He falls in with Paul Ryan and that piece of crap health bill that he burped up?
He wants to work with Democrats? The same ones who want him impeached? Maybe even imprisoned?
He lost me right there, at least until such time as he catches a clue.

Posted by: navybrat at March 31, 2017 02:38 PM (w7KSn)

30 Comet=Comey

Posted by: Under Fire at March 31, 2017 02:38 PM (X+rUO)

31 Comey was busy.Sabotaging Hillary and leaking shit about Trump.

Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2017 02:36 PM (r/0kC)

Crafty Comey is a busy beaver.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:39 PM (PY9jH)

32 If they can read ours, we should be able to read theirs.

Posted by: Guy Valkyrie at March 31, 2017 02:39 PM (yrp66)

33 Why is it that Comey felt the need to even have a Twit account - so much so that he had to have a secret one?

This is more than a little retarded.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 31, 2017 02:39 PM (zc3Db)

34
as always i'm lost re'twitter and trying to follow the leads even in this posts link.

so tell me what this is?

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 02:39 PM (4lrrm)

35
Comey is the snake in the grass who you can't immediately identify as venomous or not. So you set the shovel down.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 31, 2017 02:39 PM (ZFUt7)

36 He admitted he finally had one.

??
#RealJEdgarHover

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 02:39 PM (4Utw1)

37 29 It's difficult to keep track of who the good guys are.

Posted by: navybrat

Wait -- there are good guys?

Posted by: zombie at March 31, 2017 02:39 PM (DQ4Fv)

38 23 Why anyone would use something as obvious as twitter "in secret" is beyond me. I'd think a game like words with friends would make more sense.

You'd think they'd have some kind of ghost network that only they even knew about, but I guess you'd also think they were even somewhat intelligent.

You'd think.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 31, 2017 02:40 PM (u0s1P)

39 I always conflate gizmodo with gawker.

Is it a gawker site or do I just think that for no reason?

Posted by: TexasDan at March 31, 2017 02:40 PM (yL25O)

40 Gizmodo is working for the Russians!

Posted by: Some raving harridan at March 31, 2017 02:40 PM (QtQaN)

41 is comey a commie as the irony goes with some of the people leading us seem to be?

lol

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 02:40 PM (4lrrm)

42
It reminds me of that, and also there need to be a book or list or webpage of all the Obama administration scandals, because it was so hard to keep up.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 31, 2017 02:35 PM (u0s1P)

+++

They're endless, but amazingly that David Brooks fellow claims Obama was scandal-free his entire presidency.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 31, 2017 02:40 PM (Ivjge)

43 Major Garrett is not only a tool, he's retarded tool.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 31, 2017 02:40 PM (X+rUO)

44 Evelyn Farkus

More Like Scott Farkas

Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 02:40 PM (fFfWq)

45
They published details of that incident, and speculated that the sex act at the time may have been the behavior of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced seal. Or an aggressive, predatory act. Or a playful one that turned sexual.

Posted by: In Many Ways, This Is The Story Of Obama... at March 31, 2017 02:40 PM (v1g1+)

46 In truth, Comey uses his Hispanic maid to tweet for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:40 PM (PY9jH)

47 >>hey guess what

I can understand Trump tweeting even if some of them make me cringe a little. But the head of the FBI is supposed to be a pretty sober law enforcement person who keeps his mouth shut. Sort of the job description.

But what the hell, YOLO baby!

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2017 02:41 PM (/tuJf)

48 33 Why is it that Comey felt the need to even have a Twit account - so much so that he had to have a secret one?

This is more than a little retarded.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 31, 2017 02:39 PM (zc3Db)

Those are the thoughts in my exact head exactly.

I'm going to sue you if you use my pronouns though.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 31, 2017 02:41 PM (yL25O)

49 Comey is the snake in the grass who you can't immediately identify as venomous or not. So you set the shovel down.

I usually cut the head off. Regardless.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 02:41 PM (4Utw1)

50 I have become cynical thinking Any good guys actually make it into power these days.
perhaps all our history but today I just deal with the cynicism of the now.

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 02:41 PM (4lrrm)

51

I see this problem with Twitter users. If you have an account, you seem to quick-trigger tweets without thinking.

I suspect Comey created one for the sole reason of hiding the dm's. Like people who use apps to write a message out, save the "draft" without sending the message, and allowing others to log into the same account to read the draft.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2017 02:42 PM (0mz2+)

52
Why the F does any Director of the FBI need a twitter account.... let a lone a secret one.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 31, 2017 02:42 PM (8XRCm)

53 Trump: Comey you have to answer for the leaks and you fingered Flynn for the MFM

Comey: Mr. President, I'm innocent. I swear on the kids

Trump: Go ahead. Drink. Drink. No, you're out of the FBI, that's your punishment. You're finished. I'm putting you on a plane to Vegas. Tom?

[Tom hands Comey an airplane ticket]

Trump: I want you to stay there, you understand?

[Comey nods]

Trump: Only don't tell me that you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and it makes me very angry. Now, who approached you first? Hillary or the MFM?

Comey: It was Hillary.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 02:42 PM (493sH)

54 I got your tweet right here!

Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 02:42 PM (dWj6f)

55 I guess intelligence means twittering with all you have these days.

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 02:42 PM (4lrrm)

56 Major Garrett is not only a tool, he's retarded tool.

Posted by: Under Fire

Hopefully, he gets, a promotion, soon.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at March 31, 2017 02:42 PM (ZFUt7)

57 They're endless, but amazingly that David Brooks fellow claims Obama was scandal-free his entire presidency.

A bad pant-crease is the only real scandal, probably.

Posted by: In Many Ways, This Is The Story Of Obama... at March 31, 2017 02:40 PM (v1g1+)

My thought was more like, "Or this! Or maybe that! Or or or or we have no idea"

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 31, 2017 02:42 PM (u0s1P)

58 Here's some actually sort of good news.

An asteroid is going to miss us by this > < much tomorrow.

SMOD is sending out scouts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:42 PM (PY9jH)

59 25 Dude's the FBI director and it took the Gizmodo blogger 12 hours or less to find his "secret" twitter account.

Geez.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 02:38 PM (NOIQH)

IT WAS THE RUSSIANS!

Posted by: THIS is CNN at March 31, 2017 02:42 PM (AGJqR)

60 Well, I, for one, am convinced.

Posted by: Skeptic Lee at March 31, 2017 02:42 PM (My741)

61 >>so tell me what this is?

--On Wednesday night, in a speech, Comey admitted he had a secret twitter account.

--By the next morning, a blogger had found it and Drudge broadcast it to the world.

--The account appears to have been used to "follow" tweets from a bunch of Lefty reporters, including the guy who broke the whole "Trump's working with the Russians to steal the election.

It's just fishy/weird that the FBI Director was using a stealth social media account to follow journalists tweets - especially those that covered FBI stories, and these are ones he "liked", such as news where Comey himself was praised.

Makes him look like a tween girl, at minimum.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 02:43 PM (NOIQH)

62 In truth, Comey uses his Hispanic maid to tweet for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:40 PM (PY9jH)

Nah, he was totally using it to send dick pics to 15 year old girls, not to give away national secrets.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 31, 2017 02:43 PM (TOk1P)

63 35
Comey is the snake in the grass who you can't immediately identify as venomous or not. So you set the shovel down.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 31, 2017 02:39 PM (ZFUt7)

There are no poisonous snakes near where I live, so I don't actually know the correct thing to do.
But it seems it would be a good idea to cut off the head and find out later if the snake was poisonous or not.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 31, 2017 02:43 PM (hJrjt)

64 I suspect Comey created one for the sole reason of hiding the dm's.

At the suggestion of some reporter.

Yes, I believe this.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 31, 2017 02:43 PM (B+qrE)

65 The Taurus Judge is a good snake eradicator

Posted by: Under Fire at March 31, 2017 02:43 PM (X+rUO)

66 look, comey was right, Hillary screwe up but no one will dare prosecute someone so outstanding that even our Own would vote for her criminality.

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 02:43 PM (4lrrm)

67 54 I got your tweet right here!
Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 02:42 PM (dWj6f)

------------------------------

Need proofs you are the real Carlos Danger

pic????

Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 02:43 PM (fFfWq)

68 5
I think Trump is going to have to fire Comey before his first term is over.

Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at March 31, 2017 02:34 PM (e4ZX9)

He should have fired him on day 1.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 31, 2017 02:43 PM (mpXpK)

69 There is a deep, untainted reservoir within me that refuses to believe that we were this silly during the Cold War.

Were we?
Posted by: Circa
...

Why anyone would use something as obvious as twitter "in secret" is beyond me. I'd think a game like words with friends would make more sense.
Posted by: dagny

Considering he is the chief law enforcement officer of the US and, thanks to GWB, all of the world apparently, he might have opened an account to understand what the platform does and how it works in order to understand briefings and investigations that involve Twitter.

Just maybe.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2017 02:44 PM (GgzGa)

70 Gizmodo Thinks It's Found James Comey's Secret Twitter Account, and Surprise, That Account Follows David Ignatius, the Reporter Who Kicked Off the Russia Investigation Leaks

The whole Russia thing is BS started and spread by a core group.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 31, 2017 02:44 PM (oVJmc)

71
33 Why is it that Comey felt the need to even have a Twit account - so much so that he had to have a secret one?

Posted by: The First Rule of Kool Kidz Klub Is... at March 31, 2017 02:44 PM (v1g1+)

72 What did Major Garrett do?

Posted by: Independent George at March 31, 2017 02:44 PM (BDZWU)

73 50 I have become cynical thinking Any good guys actually make it into power these days.
perhaps all our history but today I just deal with the cynicism of the now.

---------------------------------

You throw a good apple into a barrel of rotten ones, what do you think is going to happen?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 02:44 PM (vg8iE)

74 58 Here's some actually sort of good news.

An asteroid is going to miss us by this >

SMOD is sending out scouts.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:42 PM (PY9jH)

+++

I often wonder if we'd be told ahead of time anyway.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 31, 2017 02:44 PM (Ivjge)

75 >>I suspect Comey created one for the sole reason of hiding the dm's.
Like people who use apps to write a message out, save the "draft"
without sending the message, and allowing others to log into the same
account to read the draft.

What are dm's - is that like privately tweeting others?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 02:44 PM (NOIQH)

76 I think we should go back to the days when our FBI directors liked to dress "fashionably".

Posted by: Strobe at March 31, 2017 02:45 PM (gbWkA)

77 Is comment 45 taken from his secret twitter feed or...?

Posted by: TexasDan at March 31, 2017 02:45 PM (yL25O)

78 I can understand Trump tweeting even if some of them make me cringe a little. But the head of the FBI is supposed to be a pretty sober law enforcement person who keeps his mouth shut. Sort of the job description.

But what the hell, YOLO baby!

Yeah, I know. It's kind of different when Trump does it, though I'm not crazy about him doing it either. It's been very effective for him (Trump), though.

What gets me is the secrecy of it. I assume the FBI has a checkmarked-official Twitter for stuff. Fine. But a private one for the chief that no one knows about? That doesn't strike me as good or healthy.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 31, 2017 02:45 PM (u0s1P)

79 Lizzy, ty, I guess keeping up with twit-er is considered 'on top of it'

perhaps he was so busy with twitter he forgot Whom he was actually supposed to be working for.

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 02:45 PM (4lrrm)

80 Im sure he has no idea how they figured it out.

Posted by: Derbererd at March 31, 2017 02:45 PM (nv/wN)

81
They published details of that incident, and speculated that the sex act at the time may have been the behavior of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced seal.

Posted by: In Many Ways, This Is The Story Of Obama... at March 31, 2017 02:40 PM (v1g1+)

Nah, it's just ice cream.

Posted by: A penguin at March 31, 2017 02:46 PM (XWkhW)

82 This guy ranks right up there with Obama. Virtue, nobility, - if he had the flexibility, he'd be blowing himself.

Posted by: Fritz at March 31, 2017 02:46 PM (2Mnv1)

83 Can't figure Comey out. He didn't always do what Obama and Jarrett wanted, but he let them compromise the Hillary investigation, and then did just enough to get Hillary's crimes exposed

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2017 02:46 PM (SIY7D)

84 What's telling is Comey's Myspace account.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 31, 2017 02:46 PM (TJCSB)

85 What are dm's - is that like privately tweeting others?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 02:44 PM (NOIQH)

direct message

person to person

it's private, not shared

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2017 02:46 PM (0mz2+)

86 We need an answer to the question of "How does Comey refer to an unconcious drunk tranny?" before we proceed further.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 31, 2017 02:46 PM (oVJmc)

87 I suspect Comey created one for the sole reason of hiding the dm's. Like people who use apps to write a message out, save the "draft" without sending the message, and allowing others to log into the same account to read the draft.

They should just get a blog or an email listserv.

Though, yeah, they're trying to avoid FOIA requests, yes yes yes.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 31, 2017 02:46 PM (u0s1P)

88 DM= direct message

Posted by: TexasDan at March 31, 2017 02:46 PM (yL25O)

89 You throw a good apple into a barrel of rotten ones, what do you think is going to happen?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 02:44 PM (vg8iE)
perhaps graft , that's the easiest term I kind think of.
we are simplistic creatures , right?

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 02:46 PM (4lrrm)

90 He should have fired him on day 1.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 31, 2017 02:43 PM (mpXpK)

+++

He also should have not said that he wouldn't go after Hillary. Now she feels she can roam free, take pot-shots, criticize at her leisure, and lie, which she is a pro at.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 31, 2017 02:46 PM (Ivjge)

91 I guess Comey and the Farkes fem are going to take the fall for the dems.

Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2017 02:47 PM (Fmupd)

92 So sliding into DMs is the new here's a gmail account and password and just go in and leave additions to a draft email?

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 02:47 PM (mf5HN)

93 Gizmodo sounds like a Japanese love doll.

Posted by: Strobe at March 31, 2017 02:47 PM (gbWkA)

94 I set up this account to entrap the bad guys! I swear !!

Posted by: DIr Comey at March 31, 2017 02:47 PM (5n/ou)

95 And worse, the head of "domestic intelligence" has a super-double-secret Twit account ... and then has one of his own family following it. I guess Comey was playing hookey during spy-craft classes he was supposed to be getting before taking over the FBI.

And this is the guy who's going to tell us all about Russian spies ... They actually know what they're doing. Comey wouldn't be able to identify a real spy if his life depended on it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 31, 2017 02:47 PM (zc3Db)

96 There is a deep, untainted reservoir within me that refuses to believe that we were this silly during the Cold War.
***
No.

Most on the left wanted a "reasonable" kleptocracy between 45-68.

After 68 the Soviets managed to get them to start down get more and more people to go down theSJW path which was designed specifically to destroy America.

But by 91 most of those infected with SJW-ism weren't in positions of power. They would really began to start to show their power in the late 90s.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 02:48 PM (eSx+E)

97 He also should have not said that he wouldn't go
after Hillary. Now she feels she can roam free, take pot-shots,
criticize at her leisure, and lie, which she is a pro at.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 31, 2017 02:46 PM (Ivjge)

This. I wanted that hag left twisting in the wind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:48 PM (PY9jH)

98 I mean, do we really think he was using twitter DMs to leak stuff?

I'm not saying he didn't leak stuff, totally possible. But why twitter? 10000 easier ways.

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at March 31, 2017 02:48 PM (dzmBR)

99 so was he following the known terrorists or just people clubbing along with the in crowds?

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 02:48 PM (4lrrm)

100 93 Gizmodo sounds like a Japanese love doll.
Posted by: Strobe at March 31, 2017 02:47 PM (gbWkA)

No feed Mogwai Gizmodo after dark!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 31, 2017 02:48 PM (mbhDw)

101 I have one but it's kinda blurry and a bit under exposed, but you can tell it's the Huma slayer.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 31, 2017 02:48 PM (dWj6f)

102 So sliding into DMs is the new here's a gmail account and password and just go in and leave additions to a draft email?
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 02:47 PM (mf5HN)

no, I just used the other as an example of hiding private messages

they are trying all of the various ways

it's too easy now

better than a ghost account

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2017 02:49 PM (0mz2+)

103 >>direct message

person to person

it's private, not shared

Ah, thank you!! So this would be communicating with others using a platform/account that skirts his legal requirement to save all work-related communications/documentation. And by having a secret account he makes it hidden from any FOIA requests from, say, Judicial Watch.

That's FISHY!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 02:49 PM (NOIQH)

104 Anybody want to go check Grindr?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 31, 2017 02:49 PM (oVJmc)

105 I mean, do we really think he was using twitter DMs to leak stuff?

I'm not saying he didn't leak stuff, totally possible. But why twitter? 10000 easier ways.
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at March 31, 2017 02:48 PM (dzmBR)

DM: Here's the number for my burner cell.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 02:49 PM (mf5HN)

106
SnapChat's where it''s at!

Posted by: Side o' Beef (and Proud Bollard Supporter) at March 31, 2017 02:49 PM (v1g1+)

107 86 We need an answer to the question of "How does Comey refer to an unconcious drunk tranny?" before we proceed further.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 31, 2017 02:46 PM (oVJmc)

Clyde Tolson.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 31, 2017 02:49 PM (mbhDw)

108 yes very private, DM is , between you, me , NSAFBICIA

Posted by: DIr Comey at March 31, 2017 02:49 PM (5n/ou)

109 Was he following Ru Paul?

He just seems that type.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 31, 2017 02:50 PM (9IM0p)

110 leave SnapChat alooooone !

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2017 02:50 PM (5n/ou)

111 I'm not saying he didn't leak stuff, totally possible. But why twitter? 10000 easier ways.
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at March 31, 2017 02:48 PM (dzmBR)

super easy on Twitter, or Facebook, etc

any dm system is super easy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2017 02:50 PM (0mz2+)

112 Is the blog getting hinky for anyone but me?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:50 PM (PY9jH)

113 Nothing you do on the internet is secret. That's especially true if you are using any of the major players' products.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at March 31, 2017 02:50 PM (WVeiZ)

114 Can't figure Comey out. He didn't always do what Obama and Jarrett
wanted, but he let them compromise the Hillary investigation, and then
did just enough to get Hillary's crimes exposed
***
Because he is trying to help himself. Directly taking on Obama/Clinton is dangerous. But if you do nothing, ambitious underlyings will take advantage and leak the stuff you are holding back...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 02:50 PM (eSx+E)

115 This is a big deal. FireEye is one of the cyber consultancies that testified at yesterday's Senate hearing on Russia. I didn't see it, but looked at their prepared opening statement:

"Let me now turn to explaining why we assess that the Russian government was likely behind this activity.
In order to make such an assessment, we reviewed and compared intrusion methodologies and tools, malware or authored exploits and use of shared personnel.
We also examined forensic details that were left behind, such as the specific IP addresses or email addresses from spear phishing attacks, file names, MD5 hashes,
timestamps, custom functions, encryption algorithms, or backdoors that may have command and control IP addresses or domain names embedded.
***
The size of the infrastructure, the targeted information, the amount of malware and the totality of the sophistication, suggests a long-term, well-resourced espionage campaign in which Russia is the benefactor. "

I'm just an Ignoramus, but it reads like they're saying it looks like the Russians, therefore it must be the Russians.

Meanwhile today's WikiLeak is about how the CIA masks its own hacking to look like it was the Russians, Chinese or North Koreans

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2017 02:51 PM (SIY7D)

116 Is there anyway to actually tell when the account was made?

It could have been set up after Comey said he had a twitter account.

Posted by: Xi--not Xer at March 31, 2017 02:51 PM (fi5nC)

117 I'm not saying he didn't leak stuff, totally possible. But why twitter? 10000 easier ways.
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at March 31, 2017 02:48 PM (dzmBR)

welli have read 'liking', making it grow and grow. look at what hashtags today?

is an assist of you personal ideas getting out?

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 02:51 PM (4lrrm)

118
Gizmodo is Godzilla's and Mothra's secret love child.

Posted by: Horror Movie Fanbois at March 31, 2017 02:52 PM (v1g1+)

119 Is the blog getting hinky for anyone but me?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Sorry.

Posted by: Bob @ NSA at March 31, 2017 02:52 PM (4Utw1)

120 Is the blog getting hinky for anyone but me?

It will stabilize in a few mins, Jane. Carry on.

Posted by: NSA techs at March 31, 2017 02:52 PM (5n/ou)

121 All leftists have twits. They are all the same

Posted by: Derbererd at March 31, 2017 02:52 PM (nv/wN)

122 What gets me is the secrecy of it. I assume the FBI has a checkmarked-official Twitter for stuff. Fine. But a private one for the chief that no one knows about? That doesn't strike me as good or healthy.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 31, 2017 02:45 PM (u0s1P)

-------------

You've just stated the difference between Trump and Comey using Twatter. Trump uses it for all to see. Comey used it to get around the FOIA.

Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2017 02:52 PM (Fmupd)

123 I'm just an Ignoramus, but it reads like they're saying it looks like the Russians, therefore it must be the Russians.

Meanwhile today's WikiLeak is about how the CIA masks its own hacking to look like it was the Russians, Chinese or North Koreans

Yep, and this is why this whole thing is a farce and can never be anything else.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 31, 2017 02:52 PM (oVJmc)

124 Posted by: Bob @ NSA

Bob, boss wants to talk to you

Posted by: NSA techs at March 31, 2017 02:53 PM (5n/ou)

125 But by 91 most of those infected with SJW-ism weren't in positions of power. They would really began to start to show their power in the late 90s.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 02:48 PM (eSx+E)

That's why it's hard to watch any pre-millennium shows with gov't conspiracies and actually find them to be true. No one today can actually believe we used to have a semi-competent gov't at one point.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at March 31, 2017 02:53 PM (WVeiZ)

126 Really, the only reason I can come up with for having a twitter account at all is DMing people off the record.

Judging by who follows who, it seems to be a good bet.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 31, 2017 02:53 PM (xeeHA)

127

We have a government so full of leaks.

That is why the SCOAMF and others had "meetings" away from the WH. Golf courses, restaurants, parties.

Who can you trust anymore. /r

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2017 02:53 PM (0mz2+)

128 OT:

Google is just precious today:

https://www.google.com/

The picture is called "A Peaceful Future" and is a competition winner.

Too bad the picture doesn't mention that just one of those people in the picture is compelled by their "god" to murder all the others in the picture because they are infidels.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 31, 2017 02:53 PM (zKIA2)

129 Is the blog getting hinky for anyone but me?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:50 PM (PY9jH)

======

Disable Javascript in your browser. No more hinky.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 02:53 PM (4uPO9)

130 hell even msn yahoo will help your #hash get out"
remember
#bringbackourgirls" and how very effective it was...
well for something i'm not quite sure what.
but, like ,we all did see it.

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 02:53 PM (4lrrm)

131 Maybe Comey comments here in secret, too?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 31, 2017 02:53 PM (zc3Db)

132 Nothing you do on the internet is secret. That's especially true if you are using any of the major players' products.

If you are not the purchaser, you are the product.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 02:53 PM (4Utw1)

133 Gizmodo is Quasimodo's gay brother.

It's a soft 'g'.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 31, 2017 02:53 PM (oVJmc)

134 131 Maybe Comey comments here in secret, too?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 31, 2017 02:53 PM (zc3Db)

Strip out every third vowel in a Cloggenstein post and you get a secret message . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 31, 2017 02:54 PM (mbhDw)

135 He admitted he finally had one.

??
#RealJEdgarHover

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 02:39 PM (4Utw1)

He's not fit to wear my cheapest dress.

Posted by: Zombie JEdgar at March 31, 2017 02:54 PM (uiwCw)

136 Meanwhile today's WikiLeak is about how the CIA masks its own hacking to look like it was the Russians, Chinese or North Koreans
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2017 02:51 PM (SIY7D)

**************

Go to bed with WikiLeaks wake up with Glenn Greenwald sock puppet in arse.

Posted by: Xi--not Xer at March 31, 2017 02:54 PM (fi5nC)

137 comey had to twiiter, how else could he follow isis, and michelle?

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 02:54 PM (4lrrm)

138 Did this twitter account have the blue check mark that certifies the account belongs to the real person? Is this a verified account?

I know that twitter, like fakebook, requires real identity, real proof of identity so fake accounts can't be set up by strangers pretending to be someone else. The system wouldn't work if you could set up fake accounts.

Posted by: Skeptic Lee at March 31, 2017 02:54 PM (My741)

139 Disable Javascript in your browser. No more hinky.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 31, 2017 02:53 PM (4uPO9)

It is. Still hinky.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:54 PM (PY9jH)

140
93 Gizmodo sounds like a Japanese love doll. Posted by: Strobe at March 31, 2017 02:47 PM (gbWkA)

Jizzmodo

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 31, 2017 02:55 PM (lKyWE)

141 Bob, boss wants to talk to you
Posted by: NSA techs

Shit.

Posted by: Bob @ NSA at March 31, 2017 02:55 PM (4Utw1)

142
119 Is the blog getting hinky for anyone but me?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Nope, just you...

Posted by: Deep State, er Throat at March 31, 2017 02:55 PM (v1g1+)

143 DM: Here's the number for my burner cell.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 02:49 PM (mf5HN)

But why not a gmail account? Hell if he's being super secret why not make the twitter account private?

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at March 31, 2017 02:55 PM (dzmBR)

144
Too bad the picture doesn't mention that just one of those people in the picture is compelled by their "god" to murder all the others in the picture because they are infidels.

And two ~~cripples~~ handi-capables!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 31, 2017 02:55 PM (oVJmc)

145 What's weird is that his profile page states his likes are justice, fighting crimes, and leaking info. Odd..

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 31, 2017 02:55 PM (TJCSB)

146 Maybe Comey comments here in secret, too?

Could be, could be....

Posted by: DC_Rover JC at March 31, 2017 02:55 PM (5n/ou)

147 A real spy would use an anonymous blog/message board to pass stuff rather than a searchable comm site that you have to open an account for and has followers and everything.

Comey probably does dead drops in banks.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 31, 2017 02:55 PM (zc3Db)

148 >>I'm not saying he didn't leak stuff, totally possible.

I leak stuff all the time, pay attention to me now!

Posted by: Megan Kelly's Cooze at March 31, 2017 02:56 PM (jjaLl)

149 126 Really, the only reason I can come up with for having a twitter account at all is DMing people off the record.

Judging by who follows who, it seems to be a good bet.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 31, 2017 02:53 PM (xeeHA)

**************

This is close to Louise Mensch territory--it can't be proven this is Comey's account.

Posted by: Xi--not Xer at March 31, 2017 02:56 PM (fi5nC)

150 Meanwhile today's WikiLeak is about how the CIA masks its own hacking to look like it was the Russians, Chinese or North Koreans
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2017 02:51 PM (SIY7D)

I thought we knew that a few weeks ago?

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 02:56 PM (4lrrm)

151 Is there anyway to actually tell when the account was made?

It could have been set up after Comey said he had a twitter account.

Posted by: Xi--not Xer at March 31, 2017 02:51 PM (fi5nC)

He could have a 100 of these accounts.

Imagine how many Media Matters have.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2017 02:56 PM (0mz2+)

152 Never go full Madcow people.

Posted by: Xi--not Xer at March 31, 2017 02:56 PM (fi5nC)

153 Strip out every third vowel in a Cloggenstein post and you get a secret message . . .

Eat More Ovaltine.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 02:56 PM (4Utw1)

154 COMEY: Whatcha wearin'

IGNATIUS: that sheer thing like the Russians gave Trump

COMEY: go on

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 31, 2017 02:56 PM (RD7QR)

155 This website really could use an upgrade. Though, it is starting to look retro which may be a positive.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 31, 2017 02:56 PM (xeeHA)

156
I know that twitter, like fakebook, requires
real identity, real proof of identity so fake accounts can't be set up
by strangers pretending to be someone else. The system wouldn't work if
you could set up fake accounts.

Posted by: Skeptic Lee at March 31, 2017 02:54 PM (My741)

It's not a blue checkmarked account.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 31, 2017 02:56 PM (4df7R)

157
It is. Still hinky.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:54 PM (PY9jH)

It is still, Hinky.

Posted by: Hinky (You Talkin' To Me?) at March 31, 2017 02:57 PM (v1g1+)

158 *shoves fresh hamster into USB port*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:57 PM (PY9jH)

159
Maybe a bisexual commission is called for to investigate. I'm sure Lindsey Graham and John McCain are all in.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at March 31, 2017 02:57 PM (ZFUt7)

160 What's weird is that his profile page states his likes are justice, fighting crimes, and leaking info. Odd..
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 31, 2017 02:55 PM (TJCSB)

heh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2017 02:57 PM (0mz2+)

161 ok is comey really palinsteele? or maybe dishonest cloud?
just trying to make us laugh ?
perhaps he's not such a bad guy.

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 02:57 PM (4lrrm)

162 Comey probably does dead drops in banks.

where have you heard that ??

Posted by: @BankDeadDropJC at March 31, 2017 02:57 PM (5n/ou)

163
155 This website really could use an upgrade. Though, it is starting to look retro which may be a positive.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 31, 2017 02:56 PM (xeeHA)

#twoweeks

Posted by: Jeez... Newbs at March 31, 2017 02:58 PM (v1g1+)

164 I'm just an Ignoramus, but it reads like they're saying it looks like the Russians, therefore it must be the Russians.

Meanwhile today's WikiLeak is about how the CIA masks its own hacking to look like it was the Russians, Chinese or North Koreans
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2017 02:51 PM (SIY7D)

No, you aren't ignorant. That is exactly what they said. Honestly, the most they can say is that the attack is likely not some script kiddie sitting somewhere doing the hack. It was someone with decent resources. Since Hillary wiped the server, we'll never know more than what a bunch of DNC contractors say about the matter.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at March 31, 2017 02:58 PM (WVeiZ)

165 It is. Still hinky.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:54 PM (PY9jH)

It is still, Hinky.
Posted by: Hinky

NO! More Rape

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 02:58 PM (4Utw1)

166
ok is comey really palinsteele? or maybe dishonest cloud?

just trying to make us laugh ?

perhaps he's not such a bad guy.

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 02:57 PM (4lrrm)

I know! He comments here as one of the one name guys.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:58 PM (PY9jH)

167 Really, the only reason I can come up with for having a twitter account at all is DMing people off the record.

Judging by who follows who, it seems to be a good bet.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 31, 2017 02:53 PM (xeeHA)

Well, secret accounts, anyway.

I have two accounts. One is under a pseudonym, so that I can be snarky, outraged, and political. The other is actually me, and it's benign/apolitical.

Posted by: Zombie JEdgar at March 31, 2017 02:58 PM (uiwCw)

168 Off fibbie sock.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 31, 2017 02:59 PM (uiwCw)

169 I know I feel safer in a country where the most powerful lawman tweets.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2017 02:36 PM (/tuJf)
-------------

Under an alias, no less.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 02:59 PM (sBOL1)

170 Google is just precious today:

https://www.google.com/

The picture is called "A Peaceful Future" and is a competition winner.

Too bad the picture doesn't mention that just one of those people in the picture is compelled by their "god" to murder all the others in the picture because they are infidels.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 31, 2017 02:53 PM (zKIA2)

I didn't see any Hindu, Buddhist, pagan, or trannies represented. How very bigoted of Google

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 02:59 PM (493sH)

171
158 *shoves fresh hamster into USB port*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:57 PM (PY9jH)

Don't send us to Richard Gere's place! We'll get back to work! Honest!

Posted by: Woke Hamsters at March 31, 2017 02:59 PM (v1g1+)

172 Isn't it verboten for DOJ staff and the like--I'm assuming FBI too--to be on social media in any form?

I have one DOJ agent friend from college. Can't be on Fb or anything else. Shows up extremely rarely in his wife's feed.

Is it flat out against the rules?

Posted by: TexasDan at March 31, 2017 02:59 PM (yL25O)

173 Jane, they have to do something when they're not checking out porn?

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 03:00 PM (4lrrm)

174 I know! He comments here as one of the one name guys.

===

close

Posted by: Bling Wnyn at March 31, 2017 03:00 PM (5n/ou)

175 Well, secret accounts, anyway.

I have two accounts. One is under a pseudonym, so that I can be snarky, outraged, and political. The other is actually me, and it's benign/apolitical.
Posted by: Zombie JEdgar at March 31, 2017 02:58 PM (uiwCw)

-----------

Sure. I inarticulately was referring to Comey's specific case, not Twitter in general.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 31, 2017 03:00 PM (xeeHA)

176 Just for the comedy of it all, are FBI agents or directors legally allowed to have "secret" forms of communication like IM, twitter, Facebook, etc?

Maybe why nothing was done regarding Hillary and her server?

Posted by: Maritime at March 31, 2017 03:00 PM (A17+m)

177 ok is comey really palinsteele? or maybe dishonest cloud?

just trying to make us laugh ?

perhaps he's not such a bad guy.

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 02:57 PM (4lrrm)

I know! He comments here as one of the one name guys.

Bill Wynne.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 03:00 PM (4Utw1)

178 Comey acts like he is a private citizen anyway with his op-eds and TV interviews so why not have a few twitter accounts.

Did Comey investigate Obama's interference into the Israeli election?

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 31, 2017 03:01 PM (9KUj4)

179 You guys should lay off on Comey. You have no idea how hard his job is. I mean, I assume it is.

Posted by: Jim at March 31, 2017 03:01 PM (oVJmc)

180 So....Bill W**n = James Comey?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 03:01 PM (PY9jH)

181 Maybe a bisexual commission is called for to investigate. I'm sure Lindsey Graham and John McCain are all in.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at March 31, 2017 02:57 PM (ZFUt7)

LOLZZZ!!!
Oh, Chelsea, if you hadn't already been awarded a Lifetime Achievement Award, I would have nominated you for one right this second!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 31, 2017 03:01 PM (jjaLl)

182
NO! More Rape
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 02:58 PM (4Utw1)

NO! More Rape Seed Crop Subsidies Are A Must!

Posted by: Manitoba Centre for Agriculture at March 31, 2017 03:02 PM (v1g1+)

183 I don't honestly see a problem in Comey, or anyone in the public eye, having a private Twitter account. I really don't. If they're using it to leak information or otherwise skirt legal channels that's one thing. But if it's just a way for them to aggregate news and maybe touch base w/ friends or follow their interests, I don't care.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 31, 2017 03:02 PM (4df7R)

184 So....Bill W**n = James Comey?

why ? who told you ???

Posted by: @DC_Rover JC at March 31, 2017 03:02 PM (5n/ou)

185 or maybe dishonest cloud?

-----

There's a name I havent heard in a while.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 31, 2017 03:02 PM (8XRCm)

186 >>33 Why is it that Comey felt the need to even have a Twit account - so much so that he had to have a secret one?

This is more than a little retarded.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 31, 2017 02:39 PM (zc3Db)

---

I'd like you to call me "Sir." I think I've earned it.

Posted by: Stand-ins for George Zimmerman's defense attorney everywhere at March 31, 2017 03:03 PM (5JlYa)

187
179 You guys should lay off on Comey. You have no idea how hard his job is. I mean, I assume it is.
Posted by: Jim at March 31, 2017 03:01 PM (oVJmc)

Posted by: Objection! Assumes Facts Not Entered Into Evidence at March 31, 2017 03:03 PM (v1g1+)

188 To this point, the only actual proven attempt to "hack the election" was by the Obama administration trying to hack various state election offices.

Have we ever gotten a formal explanation for that?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 03:03 PM (eSx+E)

189 Just for the comedy of it all, are FBI agents or directors legally allowed to have "secret" forms of communication like IM, twitter, Facebook, etc?

'Allowed' has nothing to do with it.
--Falcon and the Snowman --
--book, not the movie

Posted by: Skeptic Lee at March 31, 2017 03:04 PM (My741)

190 "wants to primary the Freedom Caucus?"

Why not? The truth is if a politician doesn't get the right pork projects they are out. Trump can get any of these people out by just messing with Federal grants. FDR became President-for-Life by giving out Federal money. Hillary became a Senator by Bill Clinton granting four billion to the right places in NY.

Trump is showing these guys that they need him more than he needs them. The difference between good leaders and ass*oles is that everyone likes the results of good leaders. Trump has till 2020 to have good results. The FC has till 2018. Results.

Posted by: Ok at March 31, 2017 03:04 PM (K2SnJ)

191 I think the real issue here is- why the f@#k does the FBI director even have a twitter account, let alone a secret twitter account?

Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at March 31, 2017 03:04 PM (gRLZD)

192 183 I don't honestly see a problem in Comey, or anyone in the public eye, having a private Twitter account. I really don't. If they're using it to leak information or otherwise skirt legal channels that's one thing. But if it's just a way for them to aggregate news and maybe touch base w/ friends or follow their interests, I don't care.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 31, 2017 03:02 PM (4df7R)

=================

Have you even heard of Outrage Culture?

Do you outrage, bro?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 03:04 PM (mC1ZI)

193 You guys should lay off on Comey. You have no idea how hard his job is. I mean, I assume it is.

We want to lay ON Comey !

Posted by: DC Hookers at March 31, 2017 03:05 PM (5n/ou)

194 I'd like to buy the front page of Google a Coke™

Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2017 03:05 PM (wPiJc)

195 --Falcon and the Snowman --
--book, not the movie
Posted by: Skeptic Lee at March 31, 2017 03:04 PM (My741)

We have a hard time making it through one of Ace's long posts, let alone an entire book.

Posted by: jwest at March 31, 2017 03:05 PM (Zs4uk)

196 Wow, just wow if the number one law man in the country is carrying on like this.

The entire .Gov apparatus in this country needs an unholy enema.

Posted by: TehAdmiral at March 31, 2017 03:05 PM (NSy0M)

197 So....Bill W**n = James Comey?

why ? who told you ???

Posted by: @DC_Rover JC at March 31, 2017 03:02 PM (5n/ou)

It's going to be an early night, Jimmy..err..Bill

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 03:06 PM (493sH)

198
Have you even heard of Outrage Culture?

Do you outrage, bro?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 03:04 PM (mC1ZI)

I can't even...

Posted by: Playing the Odds at March 31, 2017 03:06 PM (v1g1+)

199 There is a deep, untainted reservoir within me that refuses to believe that we were this silly during the Cold War.

Were we?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 31, 2017 02:37 PM (B+qrE)

There were unserious people, yes, but underlying all of that superficial frivolity was the knowledge that nuclear war and resultant planetary extinction were real possibilities. The zany and pointless crazes and fads of that era--particularly the 70's--were a kind of coping mechanism.

Posted by: troyriser at March 31, 2017 03:07 PM (b6jcm)

200 The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam & Eve.
Surprise! Surprise!
It was an Apple.
But with extremely limited memory.
Just 1 byte.

Then everything crashed.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 03:07 PM (4Utw1)

201 "Trump is showing these guys that they need him more than he needs them."

I expect him to buy off 10 D Senators to get Tax Reform and Infrastructure approved, and to fuck Schumer in the process.

Which is why he need the Freedom Caucus to get in line, or he'll go play ball with select D House members

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2017 03:07 PM (SIY7D)

202 "And worse, the head of 'domestic intelligence' has a super-double-secret
Twit account ... and then has one of his own family following it. I
guess Comey was playing hookey during spy-craft classes he was supposed
to be getting before taking over the FBI."

Look at what Petraeus was doing with his side squeeze: communicating with her on a shared e-mail account that opened up the real possibility of intelligence spillage.

Or John Deutch leaving digital documents of the highest classification categories sitting around on an unsecured computer at his personal residence in Bethesda.

The natsec apparatus is part of the federal government, and as such, it's every bit as full of incompetent arrogant assclownery as are all the other parts of Fedzilla.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 31, 2017 03:07 PM (noWW6)

203 Hoover twitter #gman

Al I'm coming for you #uglyfatscar.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 31, 2017 03:07 PM (9KUj4)

204 Results.
Posted by: Ok at March 31, 2017 03:04 PM (K2SnJ)

I'm sure the results of reaching out to the Rynos and commiecrats are going to be great, really really great

Posted by: Derbererd at March 31, 2017 03:07 PM (nv/wN)

205 "are FBI agents or directors "

No controlling legal authority. As Bill Clinton said.
BJ Clinton knew how to say FU and make it sound like he was an innocent little boy.

They aren't going to have themselves arrested. Even they aren't that stupid.

Posted by: Ok at March 31, 2017 03:08 PM (K2SnJ)

206 To this point, the only actual proven attempt to "hack the election" was by the Obama administration trying to hack various state election offices.

Have we ever gotten a formal explanation for that?

Not that I've ever heard.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 03:08 PM (4Utw1)

207 I see that Nip Sip's favorite Senator decided to shit over all normal people in his home state of NC.

Great job Thom.

Posted by: MAGA at March 31, 2017 03:09 PM (A4HOq)

208 or maybe dishonest cloud?

-----

There's a name I havent heard in a while.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 31, 2017 03:02 PM (8XRCm)

That or Seattle Slug. They were some real winners

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 03:09 PM (493sH)

209 >>>Under an alias, no less.
<<<

What makes you think that?

Posted by: RipperJohnson69 at March 31, 2017 03:09 PM (2Mnv1)

210 It waz the Rooskies, mastah!

Posted by: Quasimodo at March 31, 2017 03:09 PM (vtcmf)

211 159
Maybe a bisexual commission is called for to investigate. I'm sure Lindsey Graham and John McCain are all in.

-------------------------

Are you in yet, John?

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at March 31, 2017 03:09 PM (vg8iE)

212 "I'm sure the results of reaching out to the Rynos and commiecrats are going to be great, really really great "

Give them rope to hang themselves with.

If Trump doesn't lead them own then they will join with the dems and impeach and remove him.

They got Nixon. Trump is threading a needle.

Posted by: Ok at March 31, 2017 03:10 PM (K2SnJ)

213 "John McCain"

dildo?

Posted by: Ok at March 31, 2017 03:11 PM (K2SnJ)

214 Does Comey follow other big name columnists/reporters? Because that wouldn't surprise me at all for someone in Washington, DC.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Has Got it, Yeah Baby It's Got It at March 31, 2017 03:11 PM (hLRSq)

215 or maybe dishonest cloud?

-----

There's a name I havent heard in a while.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 31, 2017 03:02 PM (8XRCm)

That or Seattle Slug. They were some real winners
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 03:09 PM (493sH)

which shows how long we have associated ourselves with the site.

wondering if I should fold socks now.

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 03:11 PM (4lrrm)

216 205 "are FBI agents or directors "

No controlling legal authority. As Bill Clinton said.
BJ Clinton knew how to say FU and make it sound like he was an innocent little boy.

They aren't going to have themselves arrested. Even they aren't that stupid.
Posted by: Ok at March 31, 2017 03:08 PM (K2SnJ)

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The Federal Marshalls just tweeted me and said they'd arrest them.

Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2017 03:11 PM (Fmupd)

217 I can't think of a single web site more professional or more concerned about national security than Gizzmodo. Look at how many FOIA requests they have filed with DOJ.

Posted by: Skeptic Lee at March 31, 2017 03:11 PM (My741)

218 I don't honestly see a problem in Comey, or anyone in the public eye, having a private Twitter account. I really don't. If they're using it to leak information or otherwise skirt legal channels that's one thing. But if it's just a way for them to aggregate news and maybe touch base w/ friends or follow their interests, I don't care.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 31, 2017 03:02 PM (4df7R)
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I get where you're coming from. But he never should have mentioned in a public setting that he has one, unless he didn't mind people looking for it.

It just seems odd to me that he even mentioned it.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 03:11 PM (sBOL1)

219 Over the course of the last 20 years or so the point of all government organizations (except perhaps the military) because to protect and expand the government.

This generally explains all of the "odd" actions you might see where government agencies have limited investment in whatever they are supposed to be doing...but a lot of investment in protecting each other.

In Comey's case I would presume the issue is he could see that Hillary would have put the whole government at risk in a way that a more competent politician like Obama would not. Remember she was running on starting a way with Russia, and almost certainly would have led to a "State Of Disobedience" scenario.

The best case scenario for a somewhat more serious solon was to sabotage BOTH Hillary and Trump...but more of the former.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 03:12 PM (eSx+E)

220
Are you in yet, John?

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at March 31, 2017 03:09 PM (vg8iE)

Is that what he meant by calling for a select probe?

Posted by: Jim at March 31, 2017 03:12 PM (oVJmc)

221 "To this point, the only actual proven attempt to "hack the election" was by the Obama administration trying to hack various state election offices."

The DNC and Podesta got hacked, the big revelations of which were, ironically, how Debbie W-S fucked over Bernie and how debates questions were given to Hillary, and what a dick Podesta is. That's what the Ds are screaming about.

It's also not certain it was the Russians. It's only an inference.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2017 03:12 PM (SIY7D)

222 Re Flynn: In general, even if you've nothing wrong, you'd have to be a special kind of retard to talk to law enforcement without a signed deal. Especially if the fascist progs want a pound of your flesh and/or to hang your corpse around the necks their political enemies.

Posted by: gm at March 31, 2017 03:12 PM (I2c1s)

223 Shep Smith and Chris Wallace smell Flynn's blood in the water.

*sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 03:13 PM (PY9jH)

224 Ace, if you're around, go check out Adam Housley's TL.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 03:13 PM (nAp1e)

225 We want to lay ON Comey !

So do we!

Posted by: Penguin raping seals at March 31, 2017 03:13 PM (YEelc)

226 Well jinkies, give someone a Scooby Snack.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2017 03:13 PM (H4GNL)

227 It's also not certain it was the Russians. It's only an inference.
***
Wikileaks says it wasn't, and the content of the leaks strongly indicates it was a Bernie supporter within the DNC....

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 03:15 PM (eSx+E)

228 787 Dreamliner just completed it's first flight. A big, beautiful airplane.

Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2017 03:15 PM (Fmupd)

229 But if it's just a way for them to aggregate news and maybe touch base w/ friends or follow their interests, I don't care.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 31, 2017 03:02 PM (4df7R)

The director of the FBI has people to aggregate news for him. Heck, that's a good part of the job of the FBI.

As to communicating with friends and keeping up with them, no one in the intelligence game should be doing that on a public website. Not for any reason.

And, besides all this, you would think that the director of the FBI wouldn't have time on his hands. If he has this much free time then he's not doing a very good job at the FBI. Of course, we knew that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 31, 2017 03:15 PM (zc3Db)

230 I keep hearing about what a straight shooter Comey is, but I keep seeing what a complete weasel he acts like.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at March 31, 2017 03:15 PM (+ttLq)

231 We want to lay ON Comey !

So do we!

Posted by: Penguin raping seals

He does weird stuff...

Posted by: Russian Hookers at March 31, 2017 03:15 PM (5n/ou)

232 Ace, if you're around, go check out Adam Housley's TL.

Interesting.

https://twitter.com/adamhousley

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 31, 2017 03:15 PM (oVJmc)

233 Wikileaks says it wasn't, and the content of the leaks strongly indicates it was a Bernie supporter within the DNC....

Which makes it even more incumbent on Democrats to point fingers at someone else.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 31, 2017 03:16 PM (oVJmc)

234 It's April 1 tomorrow

Posted by: DP at March 31, 2017 03:16 PM (FYTqe)

235 BREAKING: Comey agrees to testify before Senate Intelligence Committee if he is granted immunity.

Posted by: This.Is.CNN. at March 31, 2017 03:17 PM (tePgN)

236 In general, even if you've nothing wrong, you'd have to be a special
kind of retard to talk to law enforcement without a signed deal.
***
Yes, Libby got nailed in the end because his statement disagreed with what 3 journalists said. There is no particular reason to assume he wasn't right, or at least wasn't honestly misremembering a conversation and yet he got nailed by an government Javert.

Keep in mind it is clear he was NOT guilty of what the media was claiming - we know that for a fact - that was Powell's deputy Armitage.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 03:17 PM (eSx+E)

237 Gizmodo is an sjw outlet. It's like the Deadspin of video game journalism.

Posted by: Independent George

Actually, both those blogs are run by Gawker Media. Yes, THAT Gawker Media. (Whose video game site is Kotaku, one of the battlegrounds of the War on Gamers.)

No point in six degrees of separation, you'll not need more than three.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 31, 2017 03:18 PM (9krrF)

238 Ever notice how often hot political stories come from these tech or fringe news sources? I first noticed this with the whole enquirer/puppet baby story. I guess Drudge/dress counts too.

Now did Gizmodo pick this up because no one else, in the thousands of political reporters connected to this scumbag and who probably follow this account, none of them noticed?

Or did Gizmodo just not get the memo about keeping it down low?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 31, 2017 03:18 PM (LWu6U)

239 I think the outrage, or really, the curiosity piqued with his twitter account has to do with how it was used. If he used it to follow and tweet about his family's pursuits, his hobbies and interests outside of work, so what - why outrage?
However, he used it to follow journalists covering stuff his office is investigation, so there appears to be a work element to it. That could be done by an assistant with some sort of generic FBI account/one that doesn;t draw attention to itself as being FBI - and it would be something that could be subpoena'd/known for public records act.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 03:18 PM (NOIQH)

240 It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2017 03:18 PM (tePgN)

241 So when did Comey start colluding with the Russians? When did he stop? Am I missing something here?

The secret plan was for the Democrats allies, the Russians, to take one for the team so they both could damage Team Trump.

Obama's hot mic and Hillary's reset button and uranium deals are tells. Goes way back, Ted Kennedy's Russia gambit...

Democrats have ALWAYS been allies with Eastasia. (at least since FDR)

Posted by: torabora at March 31, 2017 03:18 PM (HUXtR)

242 "It's also not certain it was the Russians. It's only an inference.
***
Wikileaks says it wasn't, and the content of the leaks strongly indicates it was a Bernie supporter within the DNC...."

But if it was an inside job by a BernieBot then presumably he wouldn't need malware to do it. If so, the DNC consulting firm would be lying. Which you could easily check by looking at the DNC server. The one no one -- not even one of the 17 federal spook agencies has had access to. The one that now sleeps with the fishes ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2017 03:18 PM (SIY7D)

243 Penguins raping seals - headline previously only seen in the sports pages ca. 1967-1976

Posted by: josephistan at March 31, 2017 03:19 PM (7HtZB)

244 233 Wikileaks says it wasn't, and the content of the leaks strongly indicates it was a Bernie supporter within the DNC....

Which makes it even more incumbent on Democrats to point fingers at someone else.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 31, 2017 03:16 PM (oVJmc)

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I'm sure bringing that to light won't at all affect the Democrats' ability to come together and unite against their common enemy: Republicans.

Not at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 03:19 PM (mC1ZI)

245 BREAKING: Comey agrees to testify before Senate Intelligence Committee if he is granted immunity.
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So...when Flynn made the same request the FSM said it was proof he worked with the Russians to haxxor the election.

If Comey is making this request is it proof he was involved with "wiretapping" the President?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 03:19 PM (eSx+E)

246 Why in the hell did he need a twitter account, let alone a twitter under a pseudonym? I don't get it. fire him and move on.

Posted by: USNtakim at March 31, 2017 03:19 PM (hMqvx)

247 Wow, according to Thom Tillis if you want men to use the men's room and women to use the women's room your "far right". This man is supposed to be a "conservative".

Lord God, of your infinite mercy, please see that man lose in the primary.

Posted by: MAGA at March 31, 2017 03:19 PM (A4HOq)

248 >>Now did Gizmodo pick this up because no one else, in the thousands of
political reporters connected to this scumbag and who probably follow
this account, none of them noticed?

Comey mentioned a secret twitter account in a speech on Wednesday, so the blogger decided to find it.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 03:20 PM (NOIQH)

249 Drexel professor George Ciccariello-Maher tweeted on Sunday: "Some guy on the internet gave up his website for a webcam showing a pregnant giraffe. People are thanking him. I'm trying not to vomit or yell about 'Sexual Exploitation!'."

Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2017 03:20 PM (wPiJc)

250 It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2017 03:18 PM (tePgN)

And Australia has plans. Dark, deadly plans.

Posted by: deadly wildlife at March 31, 2017 03:20 PM (PY9jH)

251

ot

Firm Hired By DNC & Relied On By FBI To Prove Russia Hacking Forced To Withdraw Anti-Russian Report

Fake ~~News~~ Reports

The VOA recently caught CrowdStrike creating a bogus and unrelated hacking charge against Russia, and making up the facts to prove its veracity.

http://lidblog.com/

h/t hotair

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 31, 2017 03:21 PM (0mz2+)

252 234 It's April 1 tomorrow
Posted by: DP at March 31, 2017 03:16 PM (FYTqe)

Obama will call Michele and pretend to be aroused by her.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 31, 2017 03:21 PM (RD7QR)

253 The secret plan was for the Democrats allies, the Russians, to take one for the team so they both could damage Team Trump.
***
I believe the original plan was to use Russian haxxoring as the casus belli for Hillary to formally go to war with Russia.

What we see now is the Dems trying to pull something out of their failed operation.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 03:21 PM (eSx+E)

254 OT: April the giraffe is supposed to have her baby this weekend. It's going to have to be tomorrow, right?

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 03:21 PM (sBOL1)

255 FireEye is one of the cyber consultancies that testified at yesterday's Senate hearing on Russia. I didn't see it, but looked at their prepared opening statement:

======

And if you can't trust the consultant paid millions of dollars to tell the client what he wants to hear, then who CAN you trust really??

I bet Fire eye 's report doesn't mention that every freaking hacker in the world uses Russian malware and goes thru the Russian servers using them as proxies.

Wake me up when they have eyewitness testimony. Because everything else can be faked.

Just ask the CIA.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 03:22 PM (fLMbU)

256 If a man's unwanted explanation is Mansplaining, is a woman's unwanted complaint Womansplaining or Femsplaining?

Posted by: Hillbilly Xirannosaurus at March 31, 2017 03:22 PM (1c7qZ)

257 Wow, according to Thom Tillis if you want men to use the men's room and
women to use the women's room your "far right". This man is supposed to
be a "conservative".
***
Being a conservative doesn't pay nearly as well as being a "conservative".

Just wait until Thom starts noting the crease in Obama's pants.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 03:23 PM (eSx+E)

258 256 If a man's unwanted explanation is Mansplaining, is a woman's unwanted complaint Womansplaining or Femsplaining?
Posted by: Hillbilly Xirannosaurus at March 31, 2017 03:22 PM (1c7qZ)

Sugartitsplaining

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 31, 2017 03:23 PM (RD7QR)

259 If a man's unwanted explanation is Mansplaining, is a woman's unwanted complaint Womansplaining or Femsplaining?
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Nagging.

Posted by: Skeptic Lee at March 31, 2017 03:23 PM (My741)

260 Just wait until Thom starts noting the crease in Obama's pants.
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Judging by his comment, that's not all he's noticed in Obama's pants.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 03:24 PM (vg8iE)

261 OT: April the giraffe is supposed to have her baby this weekend. It's going to have to be tomorrow, right?

Posted by: bluebell

April fools!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 03:24 PM (4Utw1)

262
I bet Fire eye 's report doesn't mention that every freaking hacker in the world uses Russian malware and goes thru the Russian servers using them as proxies.

So, why would the Russians do it...? If they're going to spy, my guess is that 'Russian fingerprints' are not what they're going to be leaving...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 31, 2017 03:24 PM (oVJmc)

263 By the way I am posting this comment through Canadian proxy.

CANADIANS!!!111

*flappy flappy arms*

*hops in circle*

*sets fire to sofa to create smoke cloud of safety *

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 03:25 PM (fLMbU)

264 If a man's unwanted explanation is Mansplaining, is a woman's unwanted complaint Womansplaining or Femsplaining?

Posted by: Hillbilly Xirannosaurus at March 31, 2017 03:22 PM (1c7qZ)

Bitching.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 31, 2017 03:25 PM (zc3Db)

265 It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Posted by: ShainS

That's some sort of April's Fools Joke, right? Because it can't really be tomorrow until its really tomorrow.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at March 31, 2017 03:25 PM (ZFUt7)

266 Why is it that Comey felt the need to even have a Twit account - so much so that he had to have a secret one?

This is more than a little retarded.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 31, 2017 02:39 PM (zc3Db)

^^^THIS^^^
Why? Why? Why?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 31, 2017 03:25 PM (tHwdc)

267 I'm still not saying it's Comey, but it's Comey.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 31, 2017 03:26 PM (1CroS)

268 bluebell I feel sorry for April the giraffe, would any of us give birth with g-d knows who commentating on the 'look at her now; will she go aaalll the waaaay.

Aprils thought bubble,'i'm sorry my birthing session is called off. find your musement elsewhere.'

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 03:26 PM (4lrrm)

269 I frankly don't want FBI Directors or CIA Spymasters or anybody at those levels with those responsibilities to have a personal life or a social circle or outside interests or hobbies or even warm fuzzy moments with their loving families. I want their children crying in their beds because mommy or daddy is still at work and never seems to come home.

I want fanatical warrior monk super-patriots absolutely committed to keeping us safe. I want Zombie James Jesus Angleton. I want Zombie J. Edgar Hoover, dress and all.

Posted by: troyriser at March 31, 2017 03:26 PM (b6jcm)

270 It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2017 03:18 PM (tePgN)

Do they happen to know what today's winning lottery numbers are?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 03:26 PM (493sH)

271 >>If a man's unwanted explanation is Mansplaining, is a woman's unwanted complaint Womansplaining or Femsplaining?

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>>Nagging.

Sometimes.
But women (myself included) have a tendency to relay a story with waaaay to many details, causing their husband's eyes to glaze over and/or make a 'hurry up and get to the point' gesture before their head explodes from boredom.There's got to be a word for that

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 03:26 PM (NOIQH)

272 April the giraffe is supposed to have her baby this weekend.

It's getting to be ri-g*ddamn-diculous.

Posted by: Baby April at March 31, 2017 03:27 PM (vtcmf)

273 265
It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Posted by: ShainS

That's some sort of April's Fools Joke, right? Because it can't really be tomorrow until its really tomorrow.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at March 31, 2017 03:25 PM (ZFUt7)

Well done.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 31, 2017 03:27 PM (GX63o)

274

That's some sort of April's Fools Joke, right? Because it can't really be tomorrow until its really tomorrow.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at March 31, 2017 03:25 PM (ZFUt7)

It's never tomorrow, honey. It's always TODAY.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 31, 2017 03:27 PM (oVJmc)

275 At least Trump has the balls to be out there under his own name, unlike these pussies.

Posted by: ejo at March 31, 2017 03:27 PM (il4FI)

276 I hear you, willow. Right now she's hanging her head over the fence, chewing, eyes downcast, wondering, "why me?"

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 03:27 PM (sBOL1)

277 It's never tomorrow, honey. It's always TODAY.
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And her head just exploded.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 03:28 PM (vg8iE)

278 "The VOA recently caught CrowdStrike creating a bogus and unrelated hacking charge against Russia, and making up the facts to prove its veracity. "
http://lidblog.com/
h/t hotair

You can't make this shit up. The entire "Russia hacked the election" is one lie piled on top of another.

This must end with leakers going to jail. The only way to hammer this home, expose the Ds and MSM. The whole fucking lot of them.

And the irony is that whoever leaked/hacked the DNC/Podesta stuff was exposing how undemocratic the Democratic party has become

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2017 03:28 PM (SIY7D)

279 Sometimes.

But women (myself included) have a
tendency to relay a story with waaaay to many details, causing their
husband's eyes to glaze over and/or make a 'hurry up and get to the
point' gesture before their head explodes from boredom.There's got to be
a word for that

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 03:26 PM (NOIQH)

Oh crap! They're onto us!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 31, 2017 03:28 PM (GX63o)

280 And all the while, Trump is writing EOs and and the VP is casting votes to undo what Fredo wrought.

Good game plan if you ask me.

Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2017 03:29 PM (Fmupd)

281 OT: April the giraffe is supposed to have her baby this weekend. It's going to have to be tomorrow, right?

Posted by: bluebell

Peter Dinklage drops out, holds up a sign reading "APRIL FOOLS", Peter and April laugh at the viewers and start chugging some booze.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 31, 2017 03:29 PM (9krrF)

282 That's some sort of April's Fools Joke, right? Because it can't really be tomorrow until its really tomorrow.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at March 31, 2017 03:25 PM (ZFUt7)

zombie Yogi Berra: It makes sense to me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 03:29 PM (493sH)

283 Just looked in on April ( the giraffe not the Leftist blockhead) I'm really hoping its soon.

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2017 03:29 PM (GPaiX)

284 But women (myself included) have a tendency to relay a story with waaaay to many details, causing their
husband's eyes to glaze over and/or make a 'hurry up and get to the point' gesture before their head explodes from boredom.There's got to be a word for that

#GetToThePoint

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 03:30 PM (4Utw1)

285 But women (myself included) have a tendency to relay a story with waaaay to many details, causing their
husband's eyes to glaze over and/or make a 'hurry up and get to the point' gesture before their head explodes from boredom.There's got to be a word for that.
====

Tuesday .

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 03:30 PM (fLMbU)

286 But women (myself included) have a

tendency to relay a story with waaaay to many details
***
I've noticed millennials, both male and female, do this.

After 20 minutes of side stories about people you don't know you finally get to hear that the clerk and the 7-11 was "like totally rude to me n'stuff"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 03:30 PM (eSx+E)

287 >>Why is it that Comey felt the need to even have a Twit account - so much so that he had to have a secret one?

OK, I can see why someone like Comey might not want to advertise his family and interests for the sake of not making himself or his family an easier target for anyone (say, a foreign intelligence person) to exploit. So an Ana Chapman type can't see he likes to go to X bar to watch the Redskins games because he's a superfan or go to his kid's football game, that sort of thing.

But....he was following work stuff on this account.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 03:31 PM (NOIQH)

288 After 20 minutes of side stories about people you don't know you finally get to hear that the clerk and the 7-11 was "like totally rude to me n'stuff"

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And probably in a GD Indian accent, too, amiright?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 31, 2017 03:31 PM (vg8iE)

289 But women (myself included) have a tendency to relay a story with waaaay to many details, causing their
husband's eyes to glaze over and/or make a 'hurry up and get to the point' gesture before their head explodes from boredom.There's got to be a word for that.
====

Tuesday .
Posted by: Mortimer

Wednesday.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 03:31 PM (4Utw1)

290 The VOA recently caught CrowdStrike creating a bogus and unrelated hacking charge against Russia, and making up the facts

======

What was the Demotivator about consulting?

" when you have no solutions, there's plenty of money to be made in prolonging the problem"

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 03:32 PM (fLMbU)

291
" when you have no solutions, there's plenty of money to be made in prolonging the problem"
___
Wait, I thought that was our Mission Statement?!?

Posted by: The US Government at March 31, 2017 03:33 PM (eSx+E)

292 And the irony is that whoever leaked/hacked the DNC/Podesta stuff was exposing how undemocratic the Democratic party has become
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2017 03:28 PM (SIY7D)

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Rush has explained this several times. Podesta wasn't hacked. He was phished. He opened the door himself.

Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2017 03:33 PM (Fmupd)

293 Someone needs to go knock April up. Any volunteers?

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 31, 2017 03:34 PM (m3iiU)

294 For Chelsea,

https://tinyurl.com/jmu6q3p

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 31, 2017 03:34 PM (x3uSY)

295 But see, the flip side of that is that men often tend to relay stories with too few details. Which then forces the women to ask a lot of questions, and then the men get ticked because they don't know the answers and didn't think to ask those important questions when whatever event was happening.

So our way is better, even if you're too proud to admit it.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 03:34 PM (sBOL1)

296 >>Tuesday .

Heh. But I think it's fair that there be an equivalent to "mansplain" because we women do have our own annoying way of explaining things at times, even if feminist like to pretend they're above reproach.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 03:34 PM (NOIQH)

297 That 2nd Letter was nothing but BS it was to make Comey look like he was honest, by going after FAB , when they Thought she had a Insurmountable lead in polls & then some MFM Media did a poll afterwards that said a lot of people changed their votes after he reopened the Investigation, when the Exit Polling said Most made their minds up a month before Elections which is what voters do when their is an Incumbent & a much lesser known challenger ! once they pick against the Incumbent. they never switch b ack

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 31, 2017 03:34 PM (y3aQB)

298 fixerupper: "Why the F does any Director of the FBI need a twitter account.... let a lone a secret one."

Also, the ridiculousness of "secret". There's not only the public-faced side of the web interface, there's the "private"-faced side of it, too. IOW, who knows how many Twitter (or cr/hacker) people have access to the same data streams and archives from the backend serving.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 31, 2017 03:35 PM (1CroS)

299 And the irony is that whoever leaked/hacked the DNC/Podesta stuff was exposing how undemocratic the Democratic party has become
***
The real amazing part of this is even though the way Bernie was cheated out of the nomination was broadcast - Bernie still took his pay out and played the good patsy.

If he gave a crap about the things he claims to care about, a real third party run (or the threat of one) could have forced the Dem's hands.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 03:35 PM (eSx+E)

300 Why is it that Comey felt the need to even have a Twit account - so much so that he had to have a secret one?

***

I tweeted, either this morning or yesterday, that Comey seems to harbor a secret desire for both power AND fame. The story about him proposing to write an op-ed is, frankly, bizarre. Now we find that his few tweets were almost exclusively news clips about himself.

I'd bet this guy would leave PDT in his dust in a narcissism contest.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2017 03:35 PM (nAp1e)

301 The question is going to be how high up is this going with releasing American names in this so called Russian investigation?

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2017 03:36 PM (GPaiX)

302 299 The real amazing part of this is even though the way Bernie was cheated out of the nomination was broadcast - Bernie still took his pay out and played the good patsy.

If he gave a crap about the things he claims to care about, a real third party run (or the threat of one) could have forced the Dem's hands.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 03:35 PM (eSx+E)

==============

So you're saying that Bernie's a typical socialist, then.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 31, 2017 03:36 PM (mC1ZI)

303 Heh. But I think it's fair that there be an equivalent to "mansplain" because we women do have our own annoying way of explaining things at times, even if feminist like to pretend they're above reproach.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 03:34 PM (NOIQH)
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Hey hey HEY! We're not all annoying! At least, not all the time!

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 03:36 PM (sBOL1)

304 But if it was an inside job by a BernieBot then presumably he wouldn't need malware to do it. If so, the DNC consulting firm would be lying. Which you could easily check by looking at the DNC server. The one no one -- not even one of the 17 federal spook agencies has had access to. The one that now sleeps with the fishes ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2017 03:18 PM (SIY7D)

Everyone, everywhere, has some evidence of attempted hacking on their computer...

Its just whether its successful or not...

I was tracking a virus 3 nights ago, that led to a server in Ukraine... does that mean it was a Ukrainian? ... uh.... no...

But I could certainly write a report that made it LOOK like it came from there...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 31, 2017 03:36 PM (NgKpN)

305
So our way is better, even if you're too proud to admit it.
======
Huh?
did you say something?

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 03:36 PM (fLMbU)

306 But women (myself included) have a tendency to relay a story with waaaay to many details, causing their
husband's eyes to glaze over and/or make a 'hurry up and get to the point' gesture before their head explodes from boredom.There's got to be a word for that.
====

Tuesday .
Posted by: Mortimer

Wednesday.
Posted by: rickb223

...it was Tuesday when she started, anyway...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 31, 2017 03:36 PM (9krrF)

307 It wouldn't surprise me one bit, if many years down the road, we find out that Comey was another J. Edgar Hoover....except along with the dresses, there was a long string of homosexual affairs.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 03:37 PM (vg8iE)

308 >>Hey hey HEY! We're not all annoying! At least, not all the time!

Oh, I know! Just think it's fair to point out the opposite of mansplaining.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2017 03:37 PM (NOIQH)

309 For Chelsea,
https://tinyurl.com/jmu6q3p
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living

I don't get it. That video is off lee confusing.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at March 31, 2017 03:38 PM (ZFUt7)

310 Huh?
did you say something?
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 03:36 PM (fLMbU)
----------

Yes. I just told you that you won the lottery, but since you didn't listen, they gave the winnings to the next person on the list.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 03:38 PM (sBOL1)

311 ...it was Tuesday when she started, anyway...
Posted by: Brother Cavil

****

Heh.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2017 03:38 PM (wPiJc)

312 But if it was an inside job by a BernieBot then presumably he wouldn't need malware to do it. If so, the DNC consulting firm would be lying. Which you could easily check by looking at the DNC server. The one no one -- not even one of the 17 federal spook agencies has had access to. The one that now sleeps with the fishes ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2017 03:18 PM (SIY7D)

Everyone, everywhere, has some evidence of attempted hacking on their computer...

Its just whether its successful or not...

I was tracking a virus 3 nights ago, that led to a server in Ukraine... does that mean it was a Ukrainian? ... uh.... no...

But I could certainly write a report that made it LOOK like it came from there...

Posted by: Don Q.

Remember early in the "debate" cycle where a Bernie staffer got locked out of the DNC servers because...get this...he reported he could see the Hillary camp's info and that security was a joke...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 31, 2017 03:38 PM (9krrF)

313 But see, the flip side of that is that men often tend to relay stories
with too few details. Which then forces the women to ask a lot of
questions, and then the men get ticked because they don't know the
answers and didn't think to ask those important questions when whatever
event was happening.

So our way is better, even if you're too proud to admit it.

You want to know the details? Go ask the people involved. I don't ask so that I can't semi-forget and then get those details wrong later and then get accused of lying.

Posted by: Penguin raping seals at March 31, 2017 03:38 PM (YEelc)

314 .

A woman scorned has a long memory.

Posted by: Skeptic Lee at March 31, 2017 03:38 PM (My741)

315 But see, the flip side of that is that men often tend to relay stories with too few details
***
Do you really think so? Most of the side discussion I am talking about has *nothing* to really do with the main story.

Do you need to know that the millennial's coworker told them that the blue Slurpee flavor is much better when mixed with the yellow? Or that they saw a guy rocking a cool fedora on the street corner of the 7-11, etc?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 03:39 PM (eSx+E)

316 Womansplaining is like those old Family Circle cartoons when Billy or Jeffy or whatever his name was would take the roundabout way to get home. Little dashed line going every which way.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2017 03:40 PM (wPiJc)

317 >>But women (myself included) have a tendency to relay a story with waaaay to many details, causing their husband's eyes to glaze over and/or make a 'hurry up and get to the point' gesture before their head explodes from boredom.There's got to be a word for that.

You know, it occurred to me that with little a strategic use of boobehs, we could pretend to be a bit more patient.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 31, 2017 03:40 PM (GX63o)

318 Yes. I just told you that you won the lottery, but since you didn't listen, they gave the winnings to the next person on the list.
=======

Oh good. Great. Thats great.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 03:40 PM (fLMbU)

319 This is nothing.

You have to read the whole thing to learn that
1. he has one follower
2. he follows 20 or 30 others, mostly news
3. he "liked" 39 tweets, often referring to himself.

So it is likely that he does not use it to tweet at all - if he did, at minimum his family would follow. This is a way for him to monitor the news tweets about himself. No biggie.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 31, 2017 03:41 PM (LWu6U)

320 Oh good. Great. Thats great.
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 03:40 PM (fLMbU)
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Hey. Sometimes all our little details are important.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 03:41 PM (sBOL1)

321 Everyone, everywhere, has some evidence of attempted hacking on their computer...

Its just whether its successful or not...

Nine out of ten emails I receive are deception. Whether they are malicious or not -- well I'm not going to give them the benefit of the doubt. I figure if they're lying to me about one thing, they're not up to anything good.

This stuff is Computer 101.

To Democrats it's grounds for bisexual Congressional investigation.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 31, 2017 03:42 PM (ZFUt7)

322 289 But women (myself included) have a tendency to relay a story with waaaay to many details, causing their
husband's eyes to glaze over and/or make a 'hurry up and get to the point' gesture before their head explodes from boredom.There's got to be a word for that.
====

Tuesday .
Posted by: Mortimer

Wednesday.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 03:31 PM (4Utw1)

Well... Rubies Pastor, you know, the one who is the Second Cousin of that Lady who works at the Grocery store.... what was her name.... oh... Glinda... well anyway he told her that she had heard from her Son at College that they are changing the Trash day to Tuesday.... and that he'd changed majors...

Posted by: Said to Man who gets in trouble the next week because he didn't listen to her that the trash day had at March 31, 2017 03:42 PM (NgKpN)

323 mansplaining is like a bunch of grunts, women asking or nagging is when she says,'wtheck are you saying anyway, explain this.'

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 03:42 PM (4lrrm)

324 A woman scorned has a long memory.
***
Oh...its nothing really.

I think its just kind of funny that time on 2003 when you said the opposite of what you said today.

Uh huh.

[Glares]

Oh no its ok I'm not angry.

[Starts boiling water and looking for a bunny]

Posted by: A Woman Scorned at March 31, 2017 03:42 PM (eSx+E)

325 "Heh. But I think it's fair that there be an equivalent to "mansplain" because we women do have our own annoying way of explaining things at times, even if feminist like to pretend they're above reproach."

Wife: Do you want A or B?

Me: Which do you prefer?

Wife: No preference.

Me: Okay, go with B.

Wife: What's wrong with A. I like A.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 31, 2017 03:43 PM (OD2ni)

326 Wow. The FC is blaming Rinse Penis for the rift with Trump.

Per FBN.

Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2017 03:43 PM (Fmupd)

327 http://bit.ly/2nIATVw
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Tillerson Gives NATO Deadbeats Two Months To Start Contributing

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 31, 2017 03:43 PM (y3aQB)

328 >>>>did you say something?<<<<

Oh no.

That way lies madness.

Grunts and grumbley noises only.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 31, 2017 03:43 PM (x3uSY)

329 A woman scorned has a long memory.

Posted by: Skeptic Lee at March 31, 2017 03:38 PM (My741)

If you mean "etched into the fabric of the universe" then yes.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Has Got it, Yeah Baby It's Got It at March 31, 2017 03:43 PM (hLRSq)

330 My husband came to me just last week, and told me his BFF is getting a divorce from the disaster he married.

He left out all the details!

I finally dragged everything out of him.

Men.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 03:43 PM (PY9jH)

331 lmro, feeling a little combative, I should actually wear combat boots for this instead of my skirt, t and slippers.

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 03:44 PM (4lrrm)

332 Jane , SEE!?

they splain nada!

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 03:44 PM (4lrrm)

333 You have to read the whole thing to learn that
1. he has one follower
2. he follows 20 or 30 others, mostly news
3. he "liked" 39 tweets, often referring to himself.

So it is likely that he does not use it to tweet at all - if he did, at minimum his family would follow. This is a way for him to monitor the news tweets about himself. No biggie.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 31, 2017 03:41 PM (LWu6U)

Who the one follower is, is what is most relevant.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 31, 2017 03:44 PM (uiwCw)

334 it's like fkn code, that we are supposed to 'get'

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 03:44 PM (4lrrm)

335 willow, go have a look at poor, overly-pregnant April and you won't feel combative anymore. You'll just feel sad for her.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 03:45 PM (sBOL1)

336 Jane , SEE!?

they splain nada!

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 03:44 PM (4lrrm)

But he can describe in minute detail a golf game.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 03:45 PM (PY9jH)

337 Grunts and grumbley noises only.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 31, 2017 03:43 PM (x3uSY

LOL SEE>?

jus sayin

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 03:45 PM (4lrrm)

338 re: womansplaining-

"This business is going to get out of control. It's going to get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."

/Admiral Painter

Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2017 03:45 PM (wPiJc)

339 My husband came to me just last week, and told me his BFF is getting a divorce from the disaster he married.

So, she's likely to be bitter, vengeful, and available now.

Is she hawt?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 31, 2017 03:45 PM (gIRsn)

340 To be ignored this weekend:

New blockbuster report appears to VINDICATE Devin Nunes amid scandalous media coverage

4. Nunes was told about the unmasking of Trump's team back in January BEFORE Trump's tweet about Obama's spying.

...
6. None of this has anything to do with Russia.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2017 03:46 PM (GgzGa)

341 But he can describe in minute detail a golf game.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 03:45 PM (PY9jH)
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Or a football game they played in.

Back in high school.

Last century.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 03:46 PM (sBOL1)

342 "339 My husband came to me just last week, and told me his BFF is getting a divorce from the disaster he married. "

Was Paolo involved?

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 31, 2017 03:46 PM (OD2ni)

343 I think the best way for solving the problem men and women have communicating is to use that communication to fix it.

Clearly.

I probably left out some important detail.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 31, 2017 03:46 PM (xeeHA)

344 Jane exactly, which is why obscuring man speak is for the birds.

man,I already told you!
wife, you grunted and looked in the refrigerator!

I don't get that

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 03:47 PM (4lrrm)

345 **tiptoes out**

Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2017 03:47 PM (wPiJc)

346 So, she's likely to be bitter, vengeful, and available now.

Is she hawt?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 31, 2017 03:45 PM (gIRsn)

No. Plus, she cleaned out their bank accounts and ran up his credit cards.

Bitch crazy. And I saw it, but did anyone listen to me? Nooooo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 03:47 PM (PY9jH)

347 **tiptoes out**
Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2017 03:47 PM (wPiJc)
---------

Get back in here and pick up those socks off the floor!

Posted by: Mrs. Muldoon at March 31, 2017 03:48 PM (sBOL1)

348 Or a football game they played in.

Back in high school.

Last century.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 03:46 PM (sBOL1)

Al Bundy: Well if you score four touchdowns in one game...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2017 03:48 PM (493sH)

349 bluebell, i'm prepping my speaking to April dealio, April, dear pretend all these eyes are just naked people with all their silly hanging out, Your birthing will not look half as stupid.

and breath, now push, almost there@!

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 03:48 PM (4lrrm)

350 Wife: What's wrong with A. I like A.

I find the rule of threes works as in:

[Her] Do you want to do something tonight?

[Me] I dunno, you have anything in mind?

[Her] Not really

[Me] Here are three things we like to do, do you want to do one of them?

[Her] Oh yes, B we should do B.

versus old, unenlightened 18-1...

[Her] Do you want to do something tonight?

[Me] I dunno, you have anything in mind?

[Her] Not really

[Me] Ok, I think I'm going to play video games with my buds.

[Her] Oh ok....I totally didn't want to do something with you tonight...oh not at all [glares]

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 03:49 PM (eSx+E)

351 15 There is a deep, untainted reservoir within me that refuses to believe that we were this silly during the Cold War.

Were we?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

Well there was no Twitter then so its hard to say. I would assume not though. Those were more serious times.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 31, 2017 03:49 PM (YG0W8)

352 You know, it occurred to me that with little a strategic use of boobehs, we could pretend to be a bit more patient.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 31, 2017 03:40 PM (GX63o)

----------------

I think using boobs like that is more tactical than strategic.

Hmmm. Tactical boobs.

I like it.

Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2017 03:49 PM (Fmupd)

353 My husband came to me just last week, and told me his BFF is getting a divorce from the disaster he married. "

Was Paolo involved?
Posted by: Benji Carver

No senor. Jane said bitch be crazy.

Posted by: Paolo at March 31, 2017 03:49 PM (4Utw1)

354 Is she hawt?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 31, 2017 03:45 PM (gIRsn)
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No. Plus, she cleaned out their bank accounts and ran up his credit cards.

Bitch crazy. And I saw it, but did anyone listen to me? Nooooo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 03:47 PM (PY9jH)

Sounds like my ex-wife is getting divorced again.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 31, 2017 03:49 PM (uiwCw)

355 OK this is for both men and women, but it is one thing that my wife does that drives me bonkers.

If there are more than two people of the same sex in the story - or in any of the unrelated side stories - strict attention to the use of pronouns must be observed, such that people can follow which he or she you are talking about, unless it is blatantly obvious to someone, who, while listening, is thinking about boobehs.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 31, 2017 03:49 PM (GX63o)

356 mulddon, the door is locked.

might as well mainspeak your peace.

or else.

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 03:49 PM (4lrrm)

357 "I finally dragged everything out of him."

Interrogation methods.

Truth serum.

Back hoe.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Has Got it, Yeah Baby It's Got It at March 31, 2017 03:50 PM (hLRSq)

358 "Bitch crazy. And I saw it, but did anyone listen to me? Nooooo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh"

You can be a witness for his anullment (if Catholic). Seriously. I was a witness for my brother because I told him his now ex was nuts before he got married.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 31, 2017 03:50 PM (OD2ni)

359 Or a football game they played in.

Back in high school.

Last century.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 03:46 PM (sBOL1)

Remember those fabulous navy-blue pumps with the sharp toe and the modified sling-back that you bought on May 12th 1989?

You do, and you can also tell me which shoes they beat out, and the first dress you wore with them.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2017 03:50 PM (rF0hx)

360 **tiptoes out**

Posted by: Muldoon

He who turns and runs away,
Lives to rhyme another day

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 31, 2017 03:50 PM (ZFUt7)

361 Ah but willow, you know when the time comes, you don't care who is around and what's going on, you just want to pop that baby out. I actually had about 5 or 6 nursing students with their instructor in the room when I had our fourth. (The instructor came in and asked if it was okay, and I said, what the heck.)

Once you go into labor, every shred of dignity you possess goes right out the window.

Posted by: Mrs. Muldoon at March 31, 2017 03:50 PM (sBOL1)

362 Sounds like my ex-wife is getting divorced again.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 31, 2017 03:49 PM (uiwCw)

Apparently she cleaned out her first husband, in NY.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 03:50 PM (PY9jH)

363 Whoops! Not Mrs. Muldoon, me!

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 03:51 PM (sBOL1)

364 I get where you're coming from. But he never should have mentioned in a public setting that he has one, unless he didn't mind people looking for it.

It just seems odd to me that he even mentioned it.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 03:11 PM (sBOL1)

Unless he tossed it out there as a red herring. Get the media and the investigators furiously circling the account that he knows damned well is squeeky clean. While his anonymous Gmail account is safe and sound.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2017 03:51 PM (XWkhW)

365 From Vox:

"VP Pence's "never dine alone with a woman rule" isn't honorable. It's probably illegal."

Damn....why aren't they sharing their ganja?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 31, 2017 03:51 PM (vg8iE)

366 mulddon, the door is locked.

might as well mainspeak your peace.

or else.

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 03:49 PM (4lrrm)

How good is your begging for mercy?

Sorry - not good enough.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Has Got it, Yeah Baby It's Got It at March 31, 2017 03:52 PM (hLRSq)

367 You do, and you can also tell me which shoes they beat out, and the first dress you wore with them.

*best Flounder voice*

Oh boy! This is going to be great!

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 31, 2017 03:52 PM (gIRsn)

368 Remember those fabulous navy-blue pumps with the sharp toe and the modified sling-back that you bought on May 12th 1989?

You do, and you can also tell me which shoes they beat out, and the first dress you wore with them.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2017 03:50 PM (rF0hx)
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You tell me right now how you know this. Right. now.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 03:52 PM (sBOL1)

369 Apparently she cleaned out her first husband, in NY.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 03:50 PM (PY9jH)

Ahh. Not my ex, then. She cleaned me and my predecessor out in CA.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 31, 2017 03:52 PM (uiwCw)

370
No. Plus, she cleaned out their bank accounts and ran up his credit cards.

Bitch crazy. And I saw it, but did anyone listen to me? Nooooo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 03:47 PM (PY9jH)

+++

Wow.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 31, 2017 03:52 PM (Ivjge)

371 From Vox:

"VP Pence's "never dine alone with a woman rule" isn't honorable. It's probably illegal."

Ask the "What law is it illegal under?"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 03:53 PM (4Utw1)

372 "VP Pence's "never dine alone with a woman rule" isn't honorable. It's probably illegal."

Damn....why aren't they sharing their ganja?

They're not big fans of freedom of association, so I guess it makes sense that they're not fans of freedom of disassociation.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 31, 2017 03:53 PM (u0s1P)

373 mrs. Muldoon, almost true, we care after! , who wants video of a little moaning, panting, crying and and not in a good way

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 03:53 PM (4lrrm)

374 Do you really think so? Most of the side discussion I am talking about has *nothing* to really do with the main story.

Do you need to know that the millennial's coworker told them that the blue Slurpee flavor is much better when mixed with the yellow? Or that they saw a guy rocking a cool fedora on the street corner of the 7-11, etc?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 03:39 PM (eSx+E)

Several years ago Boy BFF and I got into a screaming fight when he called me to complain about how his wife wanted to go to the fancy resort in Jamaica and he wanted to go to the cheaper place and I started shrieking at him about how he lost his job a month ago and it was irresponsible to go to Jamaica at all.

This went on for a good 45 minutes until he mentioned, in passing, "I mean she just got that $10,000 bonus" and I replied don't you think you should have started the conversation with that? Because, you know, that's a rather different proposition now, isn't it?

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 03:53 PM (mf5HN)

375 Hmmm. Tactical boobs.

I like it.

Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2017 03:49 PM (Fmupd)

I like thinking a bit more long term.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 31, 2017 03:53 PM (GX63o)

376 Apparently she cleaned out her first husband, in NY.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 03:50 PM (PY9jH)

Ahh. Not my ex, then. She cleaned me and my predecessor out in CA.
Posted by: Country Singer

Planes fly coast to coast. Just saying.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 03:54 PM (4Utw1)

377 http://bit.ly/2nICGtI
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Hill Intel Chiefs Travel To The White House To View Intel | The Daily Caller

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 31, 2017 03:54 PM (y3aQB)

378 Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 03:49 PM (eSx+E)

impressive..

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2017 03:54 PM (5n/ou)

379 new thread

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at March 31, 2017 03:54 PM (b7fwp)

380 Hmmm. Tactical boobs.

I like it.

Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2017 03:49 PM (Fmupd)

I like thinking a bit more long term.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 31, 2017 03:53 PM (GX63o)

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Strategic boobs it is then.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 31, 2017 03:55 PM (8XRCm)

381 ty mallfly

Posted by: willow at March 31, 2017 03:55 PM (4lrrm)

382 You tell me right now how you know this. Right. now.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 03:52 PM (sBOL1)

Because I am married to a woman.

Oh...another thing...you still have them.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2017 03:55 PM (rF0hx)

383 Peter Thiel allegedly helped Hulk Hogan sue Gawker out of business. Gawker outed Thiel who now actd as DJT'S Silicon Valley liason.

Per Wiki

In September 21, 2016, Gawker Media's assets except for Gawker were purchased by Univision Communications and have been moved to Gizmodo Media Group.[9][10]

So there's that. Gawker wasn't in the business of making conservatives look good. So there is that too. Sounds like a peace offering.

Posted by: Charley Horse at March 31, 2017 03:55 PM (+kahX)

384 I figure husband's BFF getting cleaned out is Karma.

His late wife was barely cold in her grave when he secretly married Cray-Cray. He didn't even tell my husband.

And while his wife (my BFF) was dying, Cray-Cray used to come by the house to "comfort and pray with" her.

I've been pissed ever since I learned about that. Evil bitch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 03:55 PM (PY9jH)

385 Because, you know, that's a rather different proposition now, isn't it?
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at March 31, 2017 03:53 PM (mf5HN)

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Exactly. Exactly.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 03:55 PM (sBOL1)

386 where's the remote?

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 03:56 PM (fLMbU)

387 Oh...another thing...you still have them.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2017 03:55 PM (rF0hx)
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Actually, I don't.

I sent them to your wife.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 03:56 PM (sBOL1)

388 where's the remote?
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 03:56 PM (fLMbU)
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Don't even get me started.

Posted by: bluebell at March 31, 2017 03:57 PM (sBOL1)

389 where's the remote?

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 31, 2017 03:56 PM (fLMbU)

You're probably sitting on it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 03:58 PM (PY9jH)

390 Drudge link:

Obama Officials Made List of Russia Probe Documents To Keep Them Safe...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 31, 2017 03:58 PM (oVJmc)

391 did someone say "boobies"?

thesun.co.uk/living/3090904/real-women-bare- their-boobs-to-champion-feminism-after-emma-watson-was-slammed- for-topless-shoot-with-vanity-fair/

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 31, 2017 03:58 PM (/GQ6H)

392 nood

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 31, 2017 03:58 PM (GgzGa)

393 Or that they saw a guy rocking a cool fedora on the street corner of the 7-11, etc?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2017 03:39 PM (eSx+E)

Pretentious hipster douche, without exception.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 31, 2017 03:59 PM (tHwdc)

394
Ask the "What law is it illegal under?"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2017 03:53 PM (4Utw1)

I'm sure in their warped world in violates workplace discrimation against women laws.He'll have dinner alone with a male colleague but not a female one

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 31, 2017 04:01 PM (lKyWE)

395 >>>158 *shoves fresh hamster into USB port*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 31, 2017 02:57 PM (PY9jH)

Cracked me up.

Posted by: m at March 31, 2017 04:08 PM (Gqgs8)

396 I wish people would stop repeating the gossip that J Edgar Hoover was a transvestite.
The source for that is ONE, just ONE man who was a bitter enemy of Hoover. And he had no way of knowing such a thing anyway.

The Left, with help from the Soviets, spread the story and now everyone believes it.

Now, for all we know, Hoover was a furry or had an unusually close relationship with his parakeet. Who knows? But I hate repeating left-wing smears.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 31, 2017 04:14 PM (hCoZK)

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