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Thursday Night ONT - Wordplay Edition
So, welcome to the Thursday night ONT. Mis Hum was kind enough to swap days with me, so from now on you Thursday night Morons are going to be stuck with me. Wednesday nighters breathe a sigh of relief.
An Oxford comma changed this court case completely
What is an Oxford comma? The 'Oxford comma' is an optional comma before a conjunction at the end of a list. For example: “This dress comes in yellow, green, red and white” Now, are there four colors of dress available, or three? With the Oxford comma after the word 'red', it's obviously four. Without it, it could be argued that there are only three choices, yellow, green, and a dress that is both red and white. That was the thrust of the above case.
Specifically, the ruling in favor of Oakhurst delivery drivers came down to Maine state law, which dictates that the following activities are not subject to overtime protections: "The canning, processing, preserving,When I was studying for my degree in history, the professor who taught the required course in historical research used to admonish us over and over “Be pedantic, be pedantic, be pedantic!”. This is especially true in legal circles.
freezing, drying, marketing, storing,
packing for shipment or distribution of:
(1) Agricultural produce;
(2) Meat and fish products; and
(3) Perishable foods." The trouble rests with "or." The presence of that tiny conjunction without a comma as a companion makes for some muddled meanings: Is "packing for shipment or distribution" exempt from overtime regulations? Or are both "packing for shipment" and "distribution" exempt? These aren't idle questions for the five delivery drivers who sued Oakhurst, because as Quartz notes, "the drivers do distribute, but do not pack, the perishable food." In other words, one interpretation of the law's list would make the drivers eligible for overtime pay; the other would mean they won't get those extra dollars for extra time on the job.
On the Other Hand, Sometimes the Law Can be Fun
Our very own empress, Alexthechick, has been bemoaning on Twitter that she didn't get to file this motion:
I suspect this first one is a photoshop or a technical error:
I'd watch that though. This next one is a bit more clever, however, and it gives me an idea for tonight’s ONT game:
That's an accurate description of the events in the movie. Misleading, but accurate. So, how about this? Post one or two sentence summations of a movie that are accurate, but completely misleading. I'll start: E.T.: Young boy attempts to thwart government agents desperately trying to protect Earth from an alien invasion. Raiders of the Lost Ark: Unprincipled grave robber travels the globe to fight with Nazis over a golden box. What have you got? Phrasing I'm sure the wishes were well meant, but perhaps Ms. Yamaguchi could have found a better way to put this.
So excited for you @NancyAKerrigan ! Can't wait to see you grace that ballroom floor, break a leg! ����#DWTS
— Kristi Yamaguchi (@kristiyamaguchi) March 20, 2017
B.O.L.O.
They're looking for a sex offender in Sweden. The newspaper helpfully published this photo of the suspect.
In related news, Mr. Magoo has called Stockholm's police tip line 37 times in the past hour. (I do not speak or read any Swedish beyond 'Bork! Bork! Bork!'. If the text says differently than I've represented, please let me know in the comments)
Cute Little girl thinks a discarded hot water heater is a robot:
This little girl thought a broken water heater is a real life robot. It's just not fair how cute it is pic.twitter.com/TLbuKKEEbY
— Ben Tolmachoff (@bentolmachoff) March 27, 2017
Maps I love maps. I have a huge framed map of the US on the wall of the living room. Maps give you the ability to see many things that aren't obvious from down in the weeds. When I am doing military research, or even reading military novels for fun, maps are essential to understand what is going on. (That being said, they aren't the be-all end-all. For example, when I walked the Little Bighorn battlefield, I got a sense for the battle more complete than any map could have conveyed. Seriously, if you're ever in the area, go, it's excellent. Plus there's a visceral thrill to walking the same ground where horses thundered and men died 141 years ago. It's the best battlefield National Park I've been to). Here's a fun one: This is a map of the world where each country's area is proportional to its GDP.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 09:54 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 30, 2017 09:54 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 30, 2017 09:54 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: dolphin pr0n at March 30, 2017 09:55 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2017 09:55 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 09:56 PM (tHwdc)
Demonstrating how O'Sullivan's First Law (or Conquest's Second Law), that every organization that is not explicitly right-wing, becomes left-wing over time, is so very true, the Science Fiction publisher Tor--hand in hand with the World Science Fiction Convention and Hugo Awards--has decided to celebrate the intransigence of and old pasty White person, who pretends to be an Indian (feather, not dot), by putting together an anthology based on Sen. Mitch McConnell's response to her: "Nevertheless, she persisted".
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=13153
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 30, 2017 09:56 PM (vBeA5)
Critical Race Studies Logic: Milk is white; White is racist; ergo milk is racist!!1!
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=13209
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 30, 2017 09:56 PM (vBeA5)
Blame Trump, Bitches!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 09:54 PM (6gk0M)
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Run away!
Posted by: Flyboy at March 30, 2017 09:56 PM (4fWyx)
Euthanasia may be on the march across Europe and many American states... but not in New Mexico... for now:
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=13218
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 30, 2017 09:58 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Don Q. at March 30, 2017 09:59 PM (NgKpN)
http://palaeos.com/vertebrates/dinosauria/dinosauria.html#Dinosauria
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 09:59 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: the terminator at March 30, 2017 10:00 PM (Eu36q)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 10:00 PM (tHwdc)
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Hey 'rons. Sorry I haven't been around lately, life is busy.
I
hate to stop by just to ask for something, but I need some prayers for
my father-in-law. He's 88, been in poor health for 10+ years and just
got a call from the BIL that he's fallen, the ambulance is there and
transporting him to the hospital. No info on what is wrong at this
point.
To be honest, at this point, I'm not sure what to ask
you to pray for. He has had a very low quality of life since his heart
attack in 2005. He has been in and out of the hospital for years. I
guess I just want some peace for him in some way. Whether that means
healing or a release from this life, only God knows that.
Thanks. You guys always come through in the time of need.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 30, 2017 09:54 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 30, 2017 10:00 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 30, 2017 10:01 PM (QsIDL)
I had an insurance sales guy come by my office today, because I had spoken to him about some very specific insurance needs I had. I made sure to tell him I wanted to talk only about those very specific needs.
So, he shows up, and what do I get? Death by Powerpoint. His personal history, the company history, etc. I reminded him I had very specific needs, and little time. The rambling continued. I reminded him again. He skipped 2 slides and kept plodding along.
I finally said "give me a quote on whatI asked you about, or stop wasting my time with this extraneous crap I am not going to buy, as I told you from the start.
He slams the lid on laptop and says "I have a process I have to go through, Sir!".
Not with me you don't, Sport. I manage approaching a thousand sales people. This drone would not last a week with me.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 30, 2017 10:01 PM (4fWyx)
Posted by: ibguy at March 30, 2017 10:01 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Guy who has no idea what is going on at March 30, 2017 10:02 PM (BO/km)
but accurate. So, how about this? Post one or two sentence summations of
a movie that are accurate, but completely misleading. I'll start:<<<
A lot of seamen in a big tube almost start a war between the USA and USSR.
Posted by: The Hunt for Red October at March 30, 2017 10:02 PM (Co0D0)
Thoughts & Prayers
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 30, 2017 10:02 PM (vBeA5)
-Posted by: Flyboy at March 30, 2017 09:56 PM (4fWyx)
*HAH!*
I stood my ground and took the slings and arrows, this time!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 10:03 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2017 10:03 PM (89UPP)
Mahalo for your kokua!
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2017 10:04 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2017 10:04 PM (+lVUW)
Plus I'm too stupid to ramble on, so I got that going for me.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 30, 2017 10:04 PM (QGamW)
You mouth breathers piss anyone off today?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2017 10:03 PM (89UPP)
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Yep. See 17 above.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 30, 2017 10:05 PM (4fWyx)
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What color is the horse?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 10:05 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2017 10:05 PM (voOPb)
Dave would you like some sausage?
Posted by: Tom Green at March 30, 2017 10:05 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Flyboy at March 30, 2017 10:05 PM (4fWyx)
hahahahahhahaah.
"A process!!"
Tell me you laughed out loud.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2017 10:06 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Junie159 at March 30, 2017 10:06 PM (Q+Oiy)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 30, 2017 10:07 PM (+eR2D)
Plus I'm too stupid to ramble on, so I got that going for me.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 30, 2017 10:04 PM (QGamW)
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It is, actually. My email is listed in nic if we could talk offline.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 30, 2017 10:07 PM (4fWyx)
Posted by: MathMom at March 30, 2017 10:07 PM (mSbwX)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 30, 2017 10:07 PM (yTnCT)
*strums blues chords*
Oh I woke up this mornin',
I say, I woke up this mornin',
And I done somethin' wrong.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 30, 2017 10:07 PM (5p/Pr)
You mouth breathers piss anyone off today?"
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2017 10:03 PM (89UPP)
I try to, but people just get used to me.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 10:08 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 10:08 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 10:09 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Star Wars at March 30, 2017 10:09 PM (Co0D0)
Posted by: BacktoGA at March 30, 2017 10:09 PM (/22Vh)
First from Joyce's dear friend yesterday:
"Great news. Joyce has called me on her own twice this week. Even better, I get Joyce all day on Saturday while Hubby does some work in the Villa. Hip hip hooray! She told me that she had a very good session with physical therapy today"
And from our cousin this morning:
"Just had great conversation with Joyce- she called me back"
When it comes to the phone, Joyce is definitely her mother's daughter.
Please continue praying for Joyce to find a path to healing.
Posted by: ibguy at March 30, 2017 10:09 PM (vUcdz)
Rich Austrian entertainers use the resistance to further their singing careers in Allied territory after Nazis deutschmark falls against dollar.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at March 30, 2017 10:10 PM (k7fBu)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at March 30, 2017 10:10 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: RokShox at March 30, 2017 10:10 PM (yehh7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 10:10 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 10:10 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2017 10:11 PM (ZIFyZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 10:08 PM (6gk0M)
Up the frequency of profanity. If that doesn't work, start commenting on people's weight.
"Wow. You've gained a few pounds lately huh?" will surely send some people into a rage.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2017 10:11 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at March 30, 2017 10:11 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Junie159 at March 30, 2017 10:06 PM (Q+Oiy)
No arguments from me
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2017 10:11 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner
It must be racism. Well, the Asians do pretty well, but that doesn't count because, as non-whites, they don't do so well in the victim competition.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2017 10:13 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2017 10:06 PM (89UPP)
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Naahhh....just showed him the door as a fcuking drone, read a Powerpoint sales guy is of no interest to me, especially after I had been very fcuking specific in my requirements.
Any sales person who can not listen to a customer is of no interest to me, as a customer or as an employer of sales people.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 30, 2017 10:13 PM (4fWyx)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 30, 2017 10:13 PM (d76uN)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 30, 2017 10:13 PM (+eR2D)
From the last thread.
Prayers sent for your brother-in-law, DangerGirl, as well as for you and your family. May God's will be done and may everyone in your family have God's peace and joy.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 30, 2017 10:13 PM (nvMvs)
Three men on a road trip are forced to live out of their trailer when their car breaks down; hilarity ensues.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2017 10:14 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: mindful webworker - casually at March 30, 2017 10:14 PM (hGZJP)
"Wow. You've gained a few pounds lately huh?" will surely send some people into a rage."
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2017 10:11 PM (89UPP)
Sound advice.
You hear that, you corpulent bottle-feeders?
Roll over here so I can smack that ass back to reality.
(Was That Good?)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 10:14 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: V.I. Lenin at March 30, 2017 10:14 PM (dZGNV)
Rich billionaire rents cheap whore, he decides to buy her.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 30, 2017 10:15 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 30, 2017 10:15 PM (yTnCT)
On a couple of visits at Reno's encirclement one bitter cold February day and a sweltering June afternoon walking in the deep coulee. On those two times I swear I was transported to the battle and watch things unfold. I could smell the dust, fear, and sweat and the screams of horses and men. Very strange and unsettling so much so I still dream about decades later.
The only other time this happened was walking through the hornets nest at Shiloh by myself. I got the feeling that I was intruding. I could see men moving around me and locked across the field to where a confederate charge was forming. I got the hell out of there in a hurry.
Swear it's true and I was stone cold sober too.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 30, 2017 10:15 PM (lRNBd)
As I said in the previous thread, these days I don't know what to do...I don't know whether to pray for his health or for a release from his suffering here. I just pray for God to take care of him.
I have selfish reasons for praying one way. I hate that I think that way.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 30, 2017 10:16 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 30, 2017 10:16 PM (QGamW)
Posted by: Discarded Waterheater at March 30, 2017 10:16 PM (FAO5C)
-Posted by: Flyboy at March 30, 2017 10:13 PM (4fWyx)
^This. Exactly This.^
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 10:16 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: James Cameron at March 30, 2017 10:16 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: me at March 30, 2017 10:16 PM (LvAzp)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at March 30, 2017 10:16 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 30, 2017 10:16 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Junie159 at March 30, 2017 10:16 PM (Q+Oiy)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 30, 2017 10:17 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2017 10:17 PM (ZcAbN)
Posted by: Die Hard at March 30, 2017 10:17 PM (Co0D0)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2017 10:17 PM (cPsPa)
Roll over here so I can smack that ass back to reality.
(Was That Good?)
Posted by: Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 10:14 PM (6gk0M)
A good start. But take the prose down a notch.
More like, "listen ya fat cunt, waddle it on over here so I can fuck start your brain in the attempt to get something productive out of you."
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2017 10:17 PM (89UPP)
Act 2 - Most of them die
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 30, 2017 10:18 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 10:19 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at March 30, 2017 10:19 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 10:14 PM (6gk0M)
Oh baby
Is it time to do another load?
(of course I'm talking about laundry, you pervs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 10:19 PM (tHwdc)
Montana is beautiful!
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2017 10:20 PM (xv/uN)
My sister sold insurance and did very well. Sadly, insurance sales is a career where you either do great or greatly fail.
You would think that someone at his agency would have explained to him that pissing off his clients doesn't sell policies.
Then again, the competition is so cutthroat, they may be laughing at him, then swooping in to take his potentials.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2017 10:20 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2017 10:20 PM (tr2D7)
Hang in there Lil Sis
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2017 10:20 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2017 10:17 PM (ZcAbN)
Golf clap.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 30, 2017 10:20 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 30, 2017 10:15 PM (yTnCT)
I got Pink Floyd comfortably numb seriously stuck in my head. Why? Because I spent a few hours learning the whole damn song note for note for a friend who will never play the damn thing. Not the studio version, noooo he has to have some live version from some pulse tour. Will admit, great version, but still, he'll never play it. Why I get talked into this shit.....
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 10:20 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Rachel Ray at March 30, 2017 10:21 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Forrest Gump at March 30, 2017 10:21 PM (9Q5BJ)
Boat versus iceberg, iceberg wins, boat sinks, most people die. Roll credits.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 30, 2017 10:21 PM (yTnCT)
Naahhh....just showed him the door as a fcuking drone, read a Powerpoint sales guy is of no interest to me, especially after I had been very fcuking specific in my requirements.
"'Flyboy'? Fuck you. Fucking God handed this guy a million dollars, told him 'Sign the deal!', he wouldn't sign. And Jesus Christ too, into the bargain. Fuck you, John! You know your business, I know mine. Your business is being an asshole. I find out whose fucking cousin you are, I'm going to go to him and figure out a way to have your ass - fuck you!"
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 30, 2017 10:21 PM (K2ygU)
i'll puntificate no more, but bid you adieu.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 30, 2017 10:22 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at March 30, 2017 10:22 PM (k7fBu)
Actually........that doesn't change anything.......
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at March 30, 2017 10:22 PM (nDcc3)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847483783339167745
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847483866122145794
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847483960389058560
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847484047076974602
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847484133500530688
Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2017 10:22 PM (AOrEZ)
-Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 30, 2017 10:16 PM (+eR2D)
Don't "hate it", ask for light and love for others. I only Thank Him, so I never have to "Task Him".
I merely ask for those I am praying for to find His love and know the Joy we show through Him.
I never ask for specifics. I merely ask that they find their way through God's Love.
Might He guide them in grief and hold them in His Light.
I would never say, "God... you're probably gonna want to look out for this guy. He's kind-of a dick, but his Dad is cool. When his Dad dies, shine on that guy because he kind of needs it."
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 10:22 PM (6gk0M)
Spartacus
Noble social justice warriors escape from evil capitalist workplace, humiliate stupid aristocratic military leaders in initial encounters, end in glorious martyrdom.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 30, 2017 10:22 PM (3C9q2)
Vicksburg is worth a trip, too, if you ever get the chance. Mississippi gets hot and humid in the summer, so take that into consideration.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 30, 2017 10:22 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: me at March 30, 2017 10:22 PM (LvAzp)
Greetings, Erflings.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 30, 2017 10:22 PM (dPSy3)
Posted by: booknlass at March 30, 2017 10:23 PM (8mO0Q)
Actually........that doesn't change anything.......
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at March 30, 2017 10:22 PM (nDcc3)
No, it really don't. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 10:23 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 30, 2017 10:23 PM (WTSFk)
A ranger unit gets killed searching for a entitled boy who places his needs over the ranger's lives.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 30, 2017 10:23 PM (lRNBd)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847484230305062916
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847484325901680640
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847484432764116993
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847484535679864832
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847484631481851905
Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2017 10:23 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 30, 2017 10:15 PM (lRNBd)
I've heard some disturbing stories about the Gettysburg battlefield. I've only been there in broad sunny daylight, never felt anything.
Dusk and nighttime tours are where the spookiness happens, says a friend who lives nearby.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 10:23 PM (tHwdc)
By train, plane and sedan chair, Peter Ustinov retraces a journey made by Mark Twain a century ago. The highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector.
Posted by: Splunge at March 30, 2017 10:24 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2017 10:03 PM (89UPP)
Oh...you can't say that. Somebody might be offended.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 10:24 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Stanley Kubrick at March 30, 2017 10:25 PM (vRcUp)
More like, "listen ya fat cunt, waddle it on over here so I can fuck start your brain in the attempt to get something productive out of you.""
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2017 10:17 PM (89UPP)
Better. *takes notes*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 10:25 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 30, 2017 10:25 PM (K2ygU)
Actually........that doesn't change anything.......
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it
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And that's why it won the award for Best Movie in the History of Movies.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 10:25 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 10:08 PM (6gk0M)
Up the frequency of profanity. If that doesn't work, start commenting on people's weight.
"Wow. You've gained a few pounds lately huh?" will surely send some people into a rage.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk
Or you could try the always popular, "Are you pregnant?"
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2017 10:25 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Return of the Jedi at March 30, 2017 10:25 PM (Co0D0)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 10:24 PM (rF0hx)
Fuck em. People should learn that it's a joke, not a dick. They shouldn't take it so hard.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 30, 2017 10:25 PM (89UPP)
Her: "I have a massage and a facial scheduled for tomorrow"
Me: "Well, if it will help you save time, I can give you a facial right now"
Her: "That wasn't funny 15 years ago, and it's still not"
Me: "I'm so sorry. Let me make it up to you. How about if I give you a pearl necklace?"
I dunno why she gets so mad, I'm just trying to be helpful.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 30, 2017 10:25 PM (QGamW)
Posted by: Guy with a blurry face at March 30, 2017 10:26 PM (IqV8l)
Professor 'tried not to vomit' when passenger gave up seat for soldier
Report: The FBI is using the explosive Trump-Russia dossier as a 'roadmap' for its investigation
Chris Hayes: Trump 'Knew Literally - And I Mean Literally - Nothing About' His Health-Care Bill
Bill O'Reilly's Racist Comment Is Rooted in America's Racist Past
Immigrants Are Going Hungry Because They're Worried About Being Deported
End Of The World Headlines Brought To You By Chicken Little:
North Korea reportedly has a fleet of 1,000 drones it can use for chemical attacks
Lithuania Gears Up for War With Russia
The Media Should Become a True Opposition Party
Time for some fame theory: Meet the eccentric liberal analyst whose unhinged tweetstorms have made him Twitter-famous
Fear of plane crash could increase your rent
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 30, 2017 10:26 PM (TixTl)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 30, 2017 10:26 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Some moron at March 30, 2017 10:26 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2017 10:20 PM (voOPb)
Hangin' Big Bro. The man has outlived expectations for 10 years, so we've been on tenterhooks for a while.
Slap, I hear ya. I try to pray for what is best for him. What is best for me is irrelevant. So, I try not to be a selfish asshole. Basically, I get to go back home to my family when he is no longer here. I want to go home. God has a plan. What is meant to be is meant to be.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 30, 2017 10:26 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 30, 2017 10:26 PM (K2ygU)
Today was a big day for spam phone calls. I got 5 calls from the same Georgia number from "Security Check." No messages left.
And one message left from a scam artist warning me they'd be at my address tomorrow between 9 and 12 with legal documents.
They even said the address just to show me how serious they were -- except it wasn't my address.
So I googled the number and there are reports from others in the last couple of days about the exact same call.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 30, 2017 10:27 PM (dPSy3)
Poor child gets sent to a private school, grows up, gets filthy rich and powerful, and then in his age, dies of natural causes.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 10:27 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 10:27 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 30, 2017 10:27 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: The Neverending Story at March 30, 2017 10:27 PM (Co0D0)
Star Wars
Brother and Sister find themselves in a mutual attraction and embark on a journey that involves love, lust and backdoor hole penetration.
Posted by: otho at March 30, 2017 10:28 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at March 30, 2017 10:28 PM (xJxz7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 10:28 PM (6gk0M)
A spaceship crew find themselves unprepared to care for the pet they adopt, and even lash out at it in frustration.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2017 10:28 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: 2001: A Space Odyssey at March 30, 2017 10:28 PM (Rjwfi)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 10:29 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2017 10:29 PM (7dpmG)
The coolest battlefield I've been to was in Battle, near Hastings. We drove there from London in a rented car and arrived just before sunset. slipped into the Abbey, and I swear the drifting shadows put me to mind of the warring men from 1066.
Posted by: booknlass at March 30, 2017 10:29 PM (8mO0Q)
what's not to love? what better purpose?
Posted by: booknlass at March 30, 2017 10:23 PM (8mO0Q)
I'm so messed up nowadays, booknlass, that it seems like the only way to NOT go wrong is to pray pray pray.
A friend sent me Romans 8:28, Phillipians 4:13 and John 3:16. Been contemplating these and God's mercy all afternoon.
I thank the IRS for starting this today, because they always drive me back to God.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 10:30 PM (tHwdc)
I remember.
I spent a couple of summers in Biloxi (1988 and 1990).
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2017 10:30 PM (xv/uN)
Earlier today, my current boss asked me to call my former boss as a favor. Two years ago, I quit over something that could have been resolved, but they chose not to. I miss the $$ and really liked parts of the job. The conversation was really nice (this was the boss I really liked, the other one was an ass) and now I'm filled with... ugh. "Feelings."'
To make matters worse, this Saturday is free mass shred day, and I ended up going through my parents tax returns, which made me more depressed.
Sigh.
Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 10:31 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 10:31 PM (0mRoj)
A man with daddy issues meets an alien with mommy issues to fight an alien with wife issues.
Posted by: HuuskerDu at March 30, 2017 10:31 PM (gYAkw)
Twenty years ago, I used to do acid, but I'm just seeing kitties in the underwear on a clothesline.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 10:31 PM (6gk0M)
It's nice being recognized on occasion, considering I work for such a huge mess of a company.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 30, 2017 10:31 PM (+eR2D)
Aliens come to earth, fight each other, trash whole cities, and people object.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 10:32 PM (CPk08)
Oh, Gettysburg is great, no doubt, but it's so big and you have 3 days worth of stuff going on. You could spend months there and not absorb it all. LBH is easy to grasp in one bite.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 30, 2017 10:32 PM (QGamW)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at March 30, 2017 10:32 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: me
LOL. You left off how the dumb woman threw a perfectly good diamond necklace in the ocean. I hated that movie.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2017 10:32 PM (+lVUW)
Actually........that doesn't change anything.......
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it
====
And that's why it won the award for Best Movie in the History of Movies.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!
Heh! I don't know about 'Best' but it is the most satisfying movie I've seen in years.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2017 10:33 PM (xv/uN)
Dr. Strangelove
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 30, 2017 10:33 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Goodfellas at March 30, 2017 10:33 PM (Co0D0)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2017 10:33 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: ibguy at March 30, 2017 10:33 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at March 30, 2017 10:34 PM (ARrr3)
Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2017 10:35 PM (sdi6R)
Here is "The Eternal Well" by The Well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm6UTVGsI1I
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 30, 2017 10:35 PM (vBeA5)
guess I just want some peace for him in some way. Whether that means
healing or a release from this life, only God knows that.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 30, 2017 10:00 PM (+eR2D)
Well put.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 10:35 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: ibguy at March 30, 2017 10:33 PM (vUcdz)
Thank you, my dear.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 30, 2017 10:35 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Rent is too damn high guy at March 30, 2017 10:35 PM (IqV8l)
Heh! I don't know about 'Best' but it is the most satisfying movie I've seen in years.
====
Even the cars were stars.
Brian Dennehy was incredible as the Long Island Sound.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 10:36 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 10:36 PM (6gk0M)
Los Lobos is my all time favorite and Bertha is one of my favorites! I envy you! Where did you see them? They rarely come to my neck of the woods
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at March 30, 2017 10:36 PM (xJxz7)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 30, 2017 10:36 PM (+eR2D)
It's only when I'm scared to death that I'm willing to draw nearer to the power.
Posted by: booknlass at March 30, 2017 10:36 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 30, 2017 10:36 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: ibguy at March 30, 2017 10:09
Will do.
T
Posted by: Farmer at March 30, 2017 10:36 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: ibguy at March 30, 2017 10:36 PM (vUcdz)
This is Spinal Tap
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 30, 2017 10:37 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Vendette at March 30, 2017 10:37 PM (Vz5wF)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 10:37 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2017 10:37 PM (Z56vq)
Guy wanders into the wrong neighborhood with his friends and kid, and gets caught in a gang war. While trying to get away, he has an accident, and nearly dies.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 10:37 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Flyboy at March 30, 2017 10:37 PM (4fWyx)
Posted by: The Ten Commandments at March 30, 2017 10:37 PM (Co0D0)
Nun breaks her vows, seduces rich widower and flees the country.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 10:29 PM (CPk0
She was a novice and never took vows.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 10:37 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: ibguy at March 30, 2017 10:37 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2017 10:37 PM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 10:37 PM (0mRoj)
Group of misfits search the World for computer repair tech to save the Human race but only find head programmer who tells them he deliberately wrote defective code.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at March 30, 2017 10:38 PM (k7fBu)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at March 30, 2017 10:39 PM (xJxz7)
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 30, 2017 10:39 PM (o38N1)
And you should already be seeing some MoMe emails - pimped your request to the SWOHMOME distort list today.
Posted by: ibguy at March 30, 2017 10:39 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2017 10:39 PM (Z56vq)
Forget it.
Pouring ass rainy and stormy.
I-85 shut down for the "forseeable future".
Friday.
Game over, man. Game over.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 10:40 PM (KgpWR)
-1990's Baseball
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 10:40 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: JTB at March 30, 2017 10:40 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at March 30, 2017 10:40 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 10:41 PM (smD62)
Posted by: me
LOL. You left off how the dumb woman threw a perfectly good diamond necklace in the ocean. I hated that movie.
Posted by: nerdygirl
And it won Oscars. It was (is) a steaming piece of poorly written, poorly acted, pile of excrement! Even Kate Winslet's amazing rack couldn't save that vile fucking movie.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2017 10:41 PM (xv/uN)
(Mutters to self)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2017 10:41 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 30, 2017 10:41 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2017 10:41 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 10:41 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2017 10:41 PM (xv/uN)
The best part was watching Dicraprio die a frozen death.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 10:42 PM (aMlLZ)
FFS.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 30, 2017 10:42 PM (+eR2D)
Jimmy Stewart turns down Grace Kelly's implied offer to do him because he'd rather be a voyeur with binoculars.
Posted by: HuuskerDu at March 30, 2017 10:42 PM (gYAkw)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsZSXav4wI8
And if you haven't seen it, you really should watch it.
Reflying an orbital first stage has never been done before in the 60 year history of the Space Age. SpaceX made history tonight.
And they landed it again, too.
Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2017 10:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at March 30, 2017 10:42 PM (ARrr3)
Posted by: booknlass at March 30, 2017 10:42 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Weekend at Bernie's at March 30, 2017 10:43 PM (8zL5i)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2017 10:43 PM (cPsPa)
I'LL NEVER LET GO!
DON'T BE ALARMED THAT I TOOK THIS FLOATING DOOR ALL FOR MYSELF EVEN THOUGH YOU COULD HAVE FIT ON IT.
I'LL NEVER LET GO!!!!!!
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 30, 2017 10:43 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: booknlass at March 30, 2017 10:36 PM (8mO0Q)
I wish that were true of me, I've been terrified for 3 years, of being alone, failing, and never conquering these fears. Finally trying to get some purchase in the field of faith.
Really. Can't.Do.It.Without.God.
But I've stayed alive for 3 years and I congratulate myself bigly for that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 10:43 PM (tHwdc)
Bossy princess manipulates a young farmhand and a smuggler into destroying political rival's $400 trillion space station, killing thousands in the process.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 10:43 PM (0mRoj)
800notes.com is a good place to look up phone numbers that you think are spam. I've reached a point where I don't answer the phone unless I know who it is from.
I've told people to call me on my cell phone because if I don't answer, they can leave a voicemail.
If you answer a spam call the spam calls will quadruple.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2017 10:43 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2017 10:44 PM (jm1YL)
I just noticed, my has has changed. ISP must've changed the ISP. Oh, I know. Stupid cable internet stopped working a couple of weeks ago. The coax had waterlogged.
The lineman wanted to replace the entire drop, and change it to the higher spec RG-whatever from the existing cable, but Charter was too damned cheap and just made him try redoing the connector where it connected to the main line. That got the signal up enough to work and so they wouldn't let him replace the whole thing.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at March 30, 2017 10:44 PM (aKqWT)
A guy's jewellery is stolen. It gets passed from hand to hand, but ends up with a guy who wants nothing to do with it and throws it away.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 10:44 PM (CPk08)
I'LL NEVER LET GO!
DON'T BE ALARMED THAT I TOOK THIS FLOATING DOOR ALL FOR MYSELF EVEN THOUGH YOU COULD HAVE FIT ON IT.
I'LL NEVER LET GO!!!!!!
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 30, 2017 10:43 PM (+eR2D)
Easily one of the most retarded movie scenes ever.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 10:44 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 10:44 PM (KgpWR)
http://firstworldwar.com/bio/casement.htm
Eirinn go Brach - left out the accent marks because could not post with them.
Posted by: Locke Common at March 30, 2017 10:45 PM (OVofP)
those cats are not post-turtles, but betcha they all jumped.
gah, love cats of which I have had many.
Sammy is the only one I don't know the end time.
Think it was of the Russian Blue type. Smart one,
Someone here, tells of fetching -- I forget who, sorry, but yep
Sammy did that while attempting to entertain me.
Posted by: micky at March 30, 2017 10:45 PM (dF9Lb)
Posted by: Deliverance at March 30, 2017 10:46 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 30, 2017 10:46 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 30, 2017 10:46 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2017 10:46 PM (AOrEZ)
nomorobo.com
I installed it on both of my landlines, and it works almost perfectly.
And it's free, which is good, because I am cheap.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 10:46 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 10:22 PM (6gk0M)
OK, seriously, that sounds like a lot of my prayers. I guess I'm doing it wrong?
Posted by: April at March 30, 2017 10:47 PM (e8PP1)
Also true for the remake: Hillary! 2016, the Movie
Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2017 10:47 PM (ZIFyZ)
Really. Can't.Do.It.Without.God.
But I've stayed alive for 3 years and I congratulate myself bigly for that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 10:43 PM (tHwdc)
=======
Agreed. God chose to bless me with a new wife in the form of an Actress/Model who I had dated in HS and kept in touch with over the years. I'm 54. The prior 6 lonely years were a lead up to the delight that is my life with her now.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 30, 2017 10:48 PM (4fWyx)
800notes.com is a good place to look up phone numbers that you think are spam.
I was just there!
I shared my experience.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 30, 2017 10:48 PM (dPSy3)
DON'T LET THAT BOTHER YOU!
WORDS SPEAK LOUDER THAN ACTIONS!
YOU COULD HAVE FIT ON THIS DOOR! I COULD HAVE PULLED YOU TO SAFETY AND WARMED YOU WITH MY BODY! BUT IT WOULDN'T HAVE MADE AS DRAMATIC OF A MOVIE.
SO DIE JACK, DIE! FREEZE IN THE WATER OF THE NORTH ATLANTIC! AND I'LL THROW AWAY A PRICELESS JEWEL IN YOUR NAME!
Ugh.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 30, 2017 10:48 PM (+eR2D)
Nun breaks her vows, seduces rich widower and flees the country.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 10:29 PM (CPk0
She was a novice and never took vows.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 10:37 PM (tHwdc)
Fair enough. Naive girl is thrown out of convent and seduced by older widower who then flees the country.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 10:48 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Sharknado at March 30, 2017 10:48 PM (JO9+V)
Any sales person who can not listen to a customer is of no interest to me, as a customer or as an employer of sales people.
Posted by: Flyboy
You know his boss insists on upselling everything
Posted by: Jean at March 30, 2017 10:48 PM (zZb/S)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 30, 2017 10:48 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Deep Throat at March 30, 2017 10:49 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: April at March 30, 2017 10:47 PM (e8PP1)
Have you prayed to be delivered from your giraffelet?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 10:49 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: OXY Moron at March 30, 2017 10:49 PM (hYjJg)
Posted by: Ganges River at March 30, 2017 10:49 PM (vRcUp)
Ferris Bueller is age dependent. As a teen, I loved it. As an adult, I want to beat Ferris Bueller with a cro-bar.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2017 10:49 PM (xv/uN)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2017 10:49 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 10:49 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jaws at March 30, 2017 10:49 PM (JO9+V)
And it's free, which is good, because I am cheap.
I don't have anymore landlines.
So I use the Blocking service from my wireless provider. It works good and blocks most known scammers. But new ones pop up all the time.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 30, 2017 10:50 PM (dPSy3)
3> you all are the best. We are blessed.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 30, 2017 10:50 PM (+eR2D)
That's a $50 fix, and I'll bet you pay a lot more than that each month.
Fuck 'em.
Pour salt water on every exposed exterior junction.
And then make pin holes in the cable just before it enters the house, and pour some more salt water on the holes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 10:50 PM (rF0hx)
-Posted by: April at March 30, 2017 10:47 PM (e8PP1)
Ask for others to find His love. God isn't big on specifics. He'd rather you find Him and know Love.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 10:51 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 30, 2017 10:51 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: Puddleglum
It would have been a better movie if Billy Zane had been a better shot.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2017 10:51 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: kbdabear
Also, his brother died in a fishing "accident".
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2017 10:52 PM (xv/uN)
Posted by: Big Trouble in Little Chine at March 30, 2017 10:52 PM (Co0D0)
We're famous!
Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2017 10:52 PM (Z56vq)
A more accurate visual representation of the completely unimportant shitehole that is the continent of Africa has never been seen before.
Posted by: Bensdad00 at March 30, 2017 10:52 PM (DkRXj)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 10:48 PM (CPk0
How about, "Annoying misfit at convent gets farmed out as au pair, returns to YUGE wedding where her former roomies sing insulting songs about her as she walks up the aisle?"
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 10:53 PM (tHwdc)
Teacher gives bad advice to an emotionally distraught teen, who commits suicide.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 10:53 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Big Trouble in Little China at March 30, 2017 10:53 PM (Co0D0)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 10:53 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 30, 2017 10:54 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 30, 2017 10:55 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 30, 2017 10:55 PM (dPSy3)
" He cares about these helpless mortals?"
" Of course He cares. He died for our sins."
" That shall be His undoing."
"I got something to say."
"It's better to burn out. Than fade away. "
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 30, 2017 10:56 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2017 10:56 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2017 10:56 PM (cPsPa)
Superior alien life form lands on Earth and tries to get warm and eat dinner in Antarctica. Changes everything about itself to fit in with local inhabitants but they try to kill it anyway.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at March 30, 2017 10:56 PM (k7fBu)
That movie line above kinda reminds me of Donald Trump....
"Repeal, replace, whatever it takes."
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 30, 2017 10:56 PM (dPSy3)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 10:49 PM (tHwdc)
Haha
Posted by: April, not of the giraffe variety at March 30, 2017 10:56 PM (e8PP1)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2017 10:56 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 10:56 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 30, 2017 10:57 PM (dPSy3)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her
Do you yell at the screen, "Where's your private jet now, you hypocrite bastard?"
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2017 10:57 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Maximum Overdrive at March 30, 2017 10:57 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2017 10:57 PM (Z56vq)
Do you remember my "Forest Gump II" movie treatment?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 10:57 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 30, 2017 10:57 PM (kP16F)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KYn3rIe1-s8
No one was hurt in the bridge collapse, correct?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2017 10:58 PM (7dpmG)
Do you remember my "Forest Gump II" movie treatment?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 10:57 PM (rF0hx)
Can't say as I do. Sorry.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 10:58 PM (0mRoj)
A guy's jewellery is stolen. It gets passed from hand to hand, but ends up with a guy who wants nothing to do with it and throws it away.
Cousin of famous jewelry thief destroys priceless ring to clear his family name.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2017 10:59 PM (81V3b)
Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2017 10:59 PM (Z56vq)
Titanic
Benevolent businessman rescues the near broke family of an ungrateful woman from impending poverty and takes her on a luxury cruise, only to discover that she is a whiny slut.
Posted by: otho at March 30, 2017 10:59 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 30, 2017 10:59 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: The Exorcist at March 30, 2017 11:00 PM (JO9+V)
Don't laugh, there may be a sequel: Hillary!2020, the Movie II-Bitch Won't Go Away
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2017 11:00 PM (+lVUW)
Yep, you'd better believe I'm playing more than $50 per month. The drop length is a little over 200', right around there, and the lineman said with that length it ought to be the higher spec stuff any way. But no, they're too damned cheap.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at March 30, 2017 11:00 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: S at March 30, 2017 11:01 PM (poT2p)
The Hil-Zombie Apocalypse
Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2017 11:01 PM (Z56vq)
Nun breaks her vows, seduces rich widower and flees the country.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 10:29 PM (CPk0
She was a novice and never took vows.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 10:37 PM (tHwdc)
Fair enough. Naive girl is thrown out of convent and seduced by older widower who then flees the country.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 10:48 PM (CPk0
Nah..... Sailor gets Lucky!
Posted by: Don Q. at March 30, 2017 11:02 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 11:02 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 30, 2017 11:02 PM (RrhD2)
Maybe turn this game around and write somethng that makes the classic pornos sound like wholesome family entertainment.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at March 30, 2017 11:02 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 11:03 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2017 11:03 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at March
were you able to do that you would have watched way too much porn, and watched it wrong too.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2017 11:03 PM (cPsPa)
The Who's legendary front man tells the British music news website NME that President Donald Trump "really didn't win because Democrats threw it away by putting (Hillary Clinton) up. A dead dog would have won it against (her), look at that."
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 30, 2017 11:04 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2017 10:59 PM (Z56vq)<<<
#TwoWeeks
(surprised no one beat me to this)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 30, 2017 11:04 PM (Co0D0)
Posted by: Battle L.A. at March 30, 2017 11:04 PM (JO9+V)
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Highlander!
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 30, 2017 11:04 PM (o38N1)
Posted by: Don Q. at March 30, 2017 11:04 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ibguy at March 30, 2017 11:04 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 11:04 PM (tHwdc)
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 30, 2017 11:04 PM (o38N1)
except for the sequels... and the TV show...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 30, 2017 11:05 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: S at March 30, 2017 11:01 PM (poT2p)
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Really? You must be a bunch of fun at parties.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 30, 2017 11:05 PM (zklum)
Die Hard
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 30, 2017 11:05 PM (TixTl)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2017 11:05 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 30, 2017 11:06 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 10:58 PM (0mRoj)
Humph!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 11:02 PM (rF0hx)
All your brilliance just blends together.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 11:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2017 11:06 PM (81V3b)
Posted by: Some Like It Hot at March 30, 2017 11:06 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2017 11:06 PM (AOrEZ)
Prosperous copyright lawyer who loves the cock gets fired for fucking up, sues them claiming homophobia, parties with the queerest queers in Queertown, and dies. His lawsuit is successful despite his lawyer completely failing to prove the firm even knew he was gay.
Posted by: S at March 30, 2017 11:06 PM (poT2p)
shane:
man eats, shoots and leaves.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp
Magnificent Seven:
Seven men eat, shoot and two leave.
Posted by: Rent is too damn high guy at March 30, 2017 11:06 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 11:07 PM (CPk08)
What a dumb movie.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2017 11:07 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 11:06 PM (0mRoj)
All Your Brilliance Are Belong To Us
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 11:07 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: The Bourne Whatever at March 30, 2017 11:07 PM (Co0D0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YQc7BAF-KA
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 11:07 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 30, 2017 11:07 PM (RrhD2)
Moron tonypete is looking to set up a Central Ohio Moron Meetup in the Columbus OH area sometime soon. If you have an interest, please email at centralohmome atthingy email dot com.
Would love to see a SpringTime Ohio MoMe to compliment our Fall Southwest Ohio version.
Posted by: ibguy at March 30, 2017 11:07 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 11:07 PM
Hahaha!
Posted by: otho at March 30, 2017 11:08 PM (lmIoG)
A renegade British officer convinces the Arab tribes to stop killing each other and kill the Turkish invaders instead. The Arabs defeat the Turks and win, but the officer gets captured and raped. The Arabs promptly go back to killing each other and the officer goes back home all butt hurt.
Posted by: HuuskerDu at March 30, 2017 11:09 PM (gYAkw)
Posted by: colfax mingo at March 30, 2017 11:09 PM (PX+kj)
Posted by: gNewt at March 30, 2017 11:09 PM (Fmmcs)
Matt Daemon!
Posted by: Bash Shell at March 30, 2017 11:09 PM (aKqWT)
A renegade British officer convinces the Arab tribes to stop killing each other and kill the Turkish invaders instead. The Arabs defeat the Turks and win, but the officer gets captured and raped. The Arabs promptly go back to killing each other and the officer goes back home all butt hurt.
Posted by: HuuskerDu at March 30, 2017 11:09 PM (gYAkw)
Shorter version?
Man introduced to Gay sex in the Middle East...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 30, 2017 11:10 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Hillary, that's Who at March 30, 2017 11:10 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bullitt at March 30, 2017 11:10 PM (Co0D0)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2017 11:10 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 11:11 PM (Nwg0u)
-Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 11:11 PM (Nwg0u)
*HAH!* Now we're getting into NYT headlines.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 11:12 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 30, 2017 11:13 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 11:11 PM (Nwg0u)
Middle Aged Crossdresser uses costumes to get close to children...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 30, 2017 11:13 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 11:14 PM (6gk0M)
Oskar Schindler fucks every woman in sight, sips expensive liquor while watching slaves make him rich, goes to jail, sprays concentration camp victims with a fire hose, and walks away with all the gold 1000 Jews could come up with.
Posted by: S at March 30, 2017 11:14 PM (poT2p)
Posted by: Gran Torino at March 30, 2017 11:14 PM (Co0D0)
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Too bad Japan didn't have a map like that before Tora! Tora! Tora!
"Are you shittin' me? Have you looked at this map?" -Tojo
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 11:14 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: ibguy at March 30, 2017 11:14 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at March 30, 2017 11:14 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: The Ghost of Howard Cosell at March 30, 2017 11:14 PM (Sda6L)
Those f#ckers stole my idea!
Posted by: zombie charles dickens at March 30, 2017 11:15 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Raiders of the Lost ark at March 30, 2017 11:15 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Where Eagles Dare at March 30, 2017 11:15 PM (JO9+V)
It's been raining here for 3 days!
Posted by: booknlass at March 30, 2017 11:16 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: ibguy at March 30, 2017 11:16 PM (vUcdz)
Or:
Man hears voices which prompt him to drown his brother and flee the country.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 11:17 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: The Day the Earth Stood Still at March 30, 2017 11:17 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 11:17 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 11:17 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Star Wars at March 30, 2017 11:18 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2017 11:18 PM (81V3b)
Posted by: Airplane! at March 30, 2017 11:19 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Return of the Jedi at March 30, 2017 10:25 PM (Co0D0)
Wrong. Anti-government insurgents assassinate leader legitimate government, blow up government facility, and doom planet to ecological ruin.
Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2017 11:19 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Ben Hur at March 30, 2017 11:19 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 11:20 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Debbie Does Dallas at March 30, 2017 11:20 PM (kCDOM)
A military grunt who talks like a fag invades the future and usurps their progressive utopia by revoking every American's right to electrolytes.
Posted by: S at March 30, 2017 11:20 PM (poT2p)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 11:20 PM (CPk08)
"The man on the bus is suspected of many sexual assaults against young women and girls in southern Stockholm. In six different cases, the man groped the victims' thighs and up between their legs. The police are warning about this man and are asking for help from everyone."
Meh.
Posted by: Naughtius at March 30, 2017 11:20 PM (WuFm6)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 11:21 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: colfax mingo at March 30, 2017 11:21 PM (PX+kj)
Posted by: Batman at March 30, 2017 11:21 PM (Co0D0)
Posted by: ibguy at March 30, 2017 11:22 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 11:22 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: I am Spartacus! at March 30, 2017 11:22 PM (NgKpN)
Lando tries to prevent Sonny from being shot by the Barzinis, but arrives at Jabba's Palace too late.
Posted by: S at March 30, 2017 11:22 PM (poT2p)
Posted by: Twelve O'Clock High at March 30, 2017 11:22 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2017 11:23 PM (7dpmG)
He killed a guy he aced out for the hosting gig who found out Hamilton's character starred in a porno when he was young. They name of the porno was "Holly does Houston".
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at March 30, 2017 11:23 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 11:23 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2017 11:23 PM (AOrEZ)
Two IRA members murder an enormous amount of Russians with the aid of gay police corruption.
Posted by: S at March 30, 2017 11:24 PM (poT2p)
He killed a guy he aced out for the hosting gig who found out Hamilton's character starred in a porno when he was young. They name of the porno was "Holly does Houston".
Posted by: publius(
well, even more interesting, the ending of the 90s hamilton Columbo, was very similar to the 70 hamilton Columbo.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2017 11:24 PM (cPsPa)
A man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is badly hurt. To make matters worse, his son is kidnapped and the dad has to track the abductor thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
It is, of course, Finding Nemo.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2017 11:24 PM (wB8Tg)
French chick with no song and no apparent musical ability joins convent on advice of invisible woman who lives at the town dump.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2017 11:25 PM (JZdsf)
Prayers ascending for you and yours. May your path and his be serene, whatever the outcome.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2017 11:25 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: S at March 30, 2017 11:25 PM (poT2p)
Posted by: Sink The Bismarck at March 30, 2017 11:25 PM (JO9+V)
You all will love this. Especially given that at FB, OCWeekly and this "restaurant" are getting almost nothing but ridicule (which is all they deserve).
http://www.ocweekly.com/restaurants/zcafe-joins-the-sanctuary-restaurant-movement-7994838
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2017 11:25 PM (qazQh)
but you knew that.]
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 30, 2017 11:25 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2017 11:25 PM (7dpmG)
- The Man Who Sbot Liberty Valance
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 11:26 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 11:26 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Aladdin at March 30, 2017 11:26 PM (cAnNx)
Woman betrays her clinically insane husband by having an affair, and then convinces him to join her in a suicide pact.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 11:27 PM (CPk08)
The Terminator
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 30, 2017 11:27 PM (TixTl)
Posted by: PBJ1515 at March 30, 2017 11:27 PM (PsdJu)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2017 11:27 PM (7dpmG)
Using colorful balloons an old man absconds with a girl scout inside his home. They go to South America where she gets attacked by another old man, a pack of talking dogs, and an aggressive blimp.
Posted by: HuuskerDu at March 30, 2017 11:28 PM (gYAkw)
The local paper runs an annual restaurant 'bracket' competition.
My friend runs a very small, very good place, called M. B. Haskett (his name, and name of his place).
If you would care to vote to help him get to the next round, please do so under the Downtown division! He's currently a bit behind the competition, which is advancing via social media.
www.argusleader.com/pages/interactives/
food-falls-bracket-challenge/
Thanks.
Posted by: Sioux Falls, SD at March 30, 2017 11:28 PM (L7t0A)
Posted by: Man on Fire at March 30, 2017 11:28 PM (Co0D0)
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at March 30, 2017 11:28 PM (aKqWT)
Blind old drunk makes a college kid sit in the car while he goes and fucks a prostitute, dances with the one chick the kid shows interest in, and ultimately holds a pistol on him and threatens to kill him. Finally, he forces his way into a private college hearing and fraudulently claims to be the kid's father before drunkenly ranting at the distinguished head of a learning institution.
Posted by: S at March 30, 2017 11:29 PM (poT2p)
Using colorful balloons an old man absconds with a girl scout inside his home. They go to South America where she gets attacked by another old man, a pack of talking dogs, and an aggressive blimp.
Posted by: HuuskerDu at March 30, 2017 11:28 PM (gYAkw)
It was a boy.
Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2017 11:29 PM (cAnNx)
A ranger unit gets killed searching for a entitled boy who places his needs over the ranger's lives.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 30, 2017 10:23 PM (lRNBd)
Six men hike across France, in order to tell one man that his brothers are dead. Along the way the bond and learn about each other's lives.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 30, 2017 11:29 PM (fKWf6)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 11:29 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Caddyshack at March 30, 2017 11:30 PM (NgKpN)
Rich guy opens dinosaur theme park but the exhibits eat all the guests.
Jurassic World --
Rich corporation opens dinosaur theme park but the exhibits eat all the guests.
Jurassic Word 2 --
Rich corporation reopens dinosaur theme park but the exhibits eat all the guests.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2017 11:30 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: S at March 30, 2017 11:30 PM (poT2p)
383 Saving Private Ryan:
A ranger unit gets killed searching for a entitled boy who places his needs over the ranger's lives.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 30, 2017 10:23 PM (lRNBd)
Six men hike across France, in order to tell one man that his brothers are dead. Along the way the bond and learn about each other's lives.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 30, 2017 11:29 PM (fKWf6)
Whiny pacifist makes fellow soldiers release war criminal who then proceeds to kill several of them.
Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2017 11:31 PM (cAnNx)
at the end of the 90s version Columbo asks him if he has ever seen this dog before.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2017 11:31 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2017 11:32 PM (cPsPa)
- Hamlet
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 11:32 PM (Nwg0u)
An impoverished and technically backward country invades a huge military superpower thousands of miles away, whose inhabitants must then resort to guerrilla warfare
Sorry guys; it is hard to make that one sound more retarded than it is.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 11:32 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Top Gun at March 30, 2017 11:32 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 11:32 PM (6gk0M)
Dustin Hoffman is a dedicated father, Meryl Streep is a deadbeat mother, so of course she gets custody. Then she abandons the kid again. Fuck you.
Posted by: S at March 30, 2017 11:32 PM (poT2p)
Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2017 11:33 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2017 11:33 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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Not by I-85. Fire has caused an overpass to collapse. Pretty weird when you know that fire can't melt steel.
Something rather suspicious going on there:
http://tinyurl.com/n8xglzp
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 11:33 PM (ZO497)
Dustin Hoffman is a dedicated father, Meryl Streep is a deadbeat mother, so of course she gets custody. Then she abandons the kid again. Fuck you.
Posted by: S
why even remind us of the movie?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2017 11:33 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2017 11:35 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: S at March 30, 2017 11:35 PM (poT2p)
Posted by: S
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This...THIS, is why I hang out here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 11:35 PM (ZO497)
Rich guy opens dinosaur theme park but the exhibits eat all the guests.
"Jurassic World --
Rich corporation opens dinosaur theme park but the exhibits eat all the guests.
Jurassic Word 2 --
Rich corporation reopens dinosaur theme park but the exhibits eat all the guests."
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2017 11:30 PM (JZdsf)
I have typed "I just pissed myself", to effect, numerous times. I laughed so hard at that, I actually need to change myself.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 11:35 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Firefox at March 30, 2017 11:35 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2017 11:35 PM (cAnNx)
I like most of the 90s Columbo's all right. I know some don't. What I like is Falk is older, with more "character" in his face, and it makes Columbo more cranky and curmudgeonly.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at March 30, 2017 11:35 PM (aKqWT)
Silence of the Lambs
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at March 30, 2017 11:35 PM (o38N1)
Posted by: Country Singer at March 30, 2017 11:36 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2017 11:36 PM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Back to the Future at March 30, 2017 11:36 PM (Co0D0)
-Posted by: S at March 30, 2017 11:35 PM (poT2p)
HAHAHA!! I'm fuckin' dying here!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 11:36 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2017 11:37 PM (JZdsf)
Sexy Frenchman invades English court, seduces queen, ignites English civil war, leaves English king to sing song about JFK.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 30, 2017 11:37 PM (3C9q2)
I like most of the 90s Columbo's all right. I know some don't. What I like is Falk is older, with more "character" in his face, and it makes Columbo more cranky and curmudgeonly.
Posted by: publius
well, they are ok as television goes but they are clearly of lesser quality than the 70s shows.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2017 11:37 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Dr. Strangelove at March 30, 2017 11:37 PM (ZO497)
Alien invasion force uses Windows based system on its mothership, and pays predictable consequences.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 11:37 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 30, 2017 11:38 PM (CTvSA)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2017 11:38 PM (7dpmG)
Starship Troopers: Ill-prepared exterminators face their biggest challenge yet.
The Nightmare Before Christmas: Anorexic man kidnaps and imprisons Santa Claus, attempt to reboot Christmas, fails.
Unbreakable: Security guard discovers hundreds of deaths were the result of a disabled stalker.
Memento: Man forgets things.
Twelve Monkeys: Time-traveling man can't even.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2017 11:38 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: S at March 30, 2017 11:38 PM (poT2p)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2017 11:39 PM (xv/uN)
Posted by: Back to School at March 30, 2017 11:39 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2017 11:38 PM (wB8Tg)
Also sorta works for Ghostbusters.
Posted by: Country Singer at March 30, 2017 11:39 PM (GUBah)
few weeks ago I was going to sleep while the one about the candidate killing his karl rove, understandably so, and noticed the scene where Columbo goes to the candidate's tailor was but out. woke me up.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2017 11:39 PM (cPsPa)
- PT 109
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 11:40 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2017 11:40 PM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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Russians. It was the fucking Russians.
What interesting is that Atlanta has almost ground to a halt.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 11:40 PM (ZO497)
Behind the Green Door: wealthy San Francisco socialite becomes the surprise hit of a one-night stage show.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:41 PM (nlbfN)
Roger Rabbit.
Posted by: buzzion
Sorta sounds like Harvey except for the killer part.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2017 11:41 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2017 11:41 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2017 11:42 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 11:42 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2017 11:42 PM (JZdsf)
Alien invasion force uses Windows based system on its mothership, and pays predictable consequences.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shutin
HAHAHA!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2017 11:42 PM (xv/uN)
Criminal gang shoots up downtown L.A. while committing a robbery
Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2017 11:43 PM (AOrEZ)
watching slaves make him rich, goes to jail, sprays concentration camp
victims with a fire hose, and walks away with all the gold 1000 Jews
could come up with.
========
A makeout movie, eh?
Posted by: jerry seinfeld at March 30, 2017 11:44 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 11:44 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: A Christmas Story at March 30, 2017 11:44 PM (Co0D0)
Posted by: The graduate at March 30, 2017 11:44 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Looper at March 30, 2017 11:44 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2017 11:44 PM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 11:45 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Die Hard at March 30, 2017 11:45 PM (NgKpN)
Roadhouse
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at March 30, 2017 11:45 PM (ARrr3)
Posted by: A Christmas Story at March 30, 2017 11:46 PM (Co0D0)
--
Yes. Yes. I have. Crazy stuff. But awesome.
In the same vein, there's a video called "Shining" that mixes the trailer for The Shining with the Peter Gabriel Song "Solisbury Hill." Gives the film a different feel...
Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 11:46 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 30, 2017 11:47 PM (TixTl)
"PIZZA: The Movie!"
"GATORADE: The Movie!"
"HUNGRY MAN: The Movie!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2017 11:47 PM (qazQh)
Local boy turned gangster is living the high life until cocaine brings him down.
Goodfellas
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup
Blow
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2017 11:47 PM (xv/uN)
Posted by: The Martian at March 30, 2017 11:48 PM (JO9+V)
At low tide, walk to the water's edge, turn and look back. You can yet feel that day.
The walk back made goosebumps and a sense of mounting panic.
I cannot imagine HOW they did what they did.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 30, 2017 11:48 PM (X35Yt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2017 11:48 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: character from Idiocracy at March 30, 2017 11:48 PM (jw2Xw)
-
Loving plumber allows coeds to work off their plumbing bill.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 11:48 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Mary Popins at March 30, 2017 11:48 PM (NgKpN)
A lonely woman, saddled with an irascible and foul-mouthed houseguest, does everything in her power to encourage him to rediscover his talent for writing romantic literature. He ends up choking her to death while calling her a sick, twisted fuck.
Posted by: S at March 30, 2017 11:48 PM (poT2p)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2017 11:48 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: The Accused at March 30, 2017 11:49 PM (TDJsa)
Posted by: Superman at March 30, 2017 11:49 PM (Co0D0)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 11:49 PM (CPk08)
"PIZZA: The Movie!"
"GATORADE: The Movie!"
"HUNGRY MAN: The Movie!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2017 11:47 PM (qazQh)
*************
"SPACEBALLS" the flamethrower... the kids love these
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at March 30, 2017 11:49 PM (ARrr3)
----
why even remind us of the movie?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2017 11:33 PM (cPsPa)
We'll remind you every time you look up the Oscar's winners list for Best Picture.
Posted by: Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences at March 30, 2017 11:50 PM (hkdnQ)
"PIZZA: The Movie!"
"GATORADE: The Movie!"
"HUNGRY MAN: The Movie!"
--
You're thinking too small.
The General Mills Saga I: Cheerios.
The General Mills Saga II: Honey Nut Cheerios
The General Mills Saga II: Cheerios + Ancient Grains
Add in every company and their sub-brands, and you now have work until you die.
Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 11:50 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: A brige too Far at March 30, 2017 11:50 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2017 11:51 PM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Tron at March 30, 2017 11:51 PM (ZO497)
The walk back made goosebumps and a sense of mounting panic.
I cannot imagine HOW they did what they did.
Posted by: irongrampa
I got that feeling walking on abandoned airstrips on Guam in 1972.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2017 11:51 PM (IqV8l)
And I understand how you feel about memories re past jobs, or what might have been.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2017 11:51 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 11:52 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: S at March 30, 2017 11:52 PM (poT2p)
- To Kill a Mockingbird
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 11:52 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2017 11:53 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2017 11:53 PM (JZdsf)
Young boy runs away from home with older man, but bonds with him and helps him evade the authorities.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 11:53 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Operation Petticoat at March 30, 2017 11:53 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 11:54 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: The Greatest Story Ever Told at March 30, 2017 11:54 PM (TDJsa)
They left a whole friggin continent out!
That map would have been even cooler if it had been done on a per capita basis.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2017 11:54 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2017 11:55 PM (AOrEZ)
>> about the candidate killing his karl rove
If we're talking about the same one, that was a couple or three weeks ago. MeTV on Sunday nights, 8PM. They switched that hour to the new 90s ones in Jan.
The great Patrick McGoohan was the murderer, one of his 4 stints. Two in the '70s, two in the 90s, and he directed quite a few as well as playing in them. He and Falk were good friends.
Anyway, it's more the Karl Rove kills. There was a '70s one were the candidate kills the Karl Rove type. Heck, they could've ran that one on whatever station you were watching.
But this one, with McGoohan was good (I love his voice). A presidential candidate picks a California congresscriter as his running mate. McGoohan is the Karl Rove for that critter, who is an asshole. He affects a friendly persona, but the asshole quickly comes out, which Columbo quickly pulls out, of course.
Years ago, the critter was working in a local prosecutor's office, and McGoohan gets him to accidentally lose some evidence for some racketeer McGoohan is lawyering for.
He's indicted again, and tries to blackmail McGoohan into fixing things again somehow by threatening to expose what they did years ago.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at March 30, 2017 11:55 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2017 11:55 PM (7dpmG)
A successful and assertive salesman delivers a motivational speech to an office, only to find that his audience turns to criminal conduct as a result.
Posted by: S at March 30, 2017 11:55 PM (poT2p)
The story of a Bronze Medal Winner in the Modern Pentathalon (which includes riding)... after years of hard work and dedication, finally gets to ride a Lipizzaner Stallion...
Posted by: Patton at March 30, 2017 11:55 PM (NgKpN)
Seems like almost all of the best ones are the early ones. Carrie, The Shining, Salem's Lot.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2017 11:56 PM (qazQh)
I know that "cess" isn't a word but it is, now.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 11:57 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: The Incredible Hulk at March 30, 2017 11:58 PM (Co0D0)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 11:58 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Smokey and the Bandit at March 30, 2017 11:59 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 30, 2017 11:59 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Spinal Tap at March 30, 2017 11:59 PM (SI21n)
A British motor cycle starts on the first kick.
And then look what happens.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 31, 2017 12:00 AM (H5rtT)
- The Hound of the Baskervilles
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 31, 2017 12:00 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Charlie browns christmas at March 31, 2017 12:00 AM (3/Xuc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2017 12:00 AM (ZO497)
I remember the military academy one!
Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2017 12:01 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 12:01 AM (AOrEZ)
Loner builds aircraft to defeat gang. (A Bug's Life)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2017 11:03
Someone has been babysitting. How is the emotional 2 year old?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 31, 2017 12:01 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Captain America: The First Avenger at March 31, 2017 12:01 AM (Co0D0)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2017 12:01 AM (X35Yt)
Posted by: The Omen at March 31, 2017 12:02 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 12:02 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 12:02 AM (6gk0M)
He's good. But then, he's not here tonight.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 31, 2017 12:03 AM (IcT7t)
Woke college professor bored with teaching language skills to undergraduates finds true calling leading a bunch of Mainiacs armed to the teeth on a downhill charge against rayciss rednecks waving Confederate flags.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 31, 2017 12:03 AM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Tarzan at March 31, 2017 12:03 AM (NgKpN)
A college agitator takes advantage of a depressed, alcoholic friend of the family before stalking her daughter and ruining her wedding.
Posted by: S at March 31, 2017 12:03 AM (poT2p)
Posted by: The Incredible Hulk at March 30, 2017 11:58 PM (Co0D0)
Or, Avengers:
Gang manipulates man with severe mood disorder and episodes of uncontrollable violence into attacking its enemies.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 31, 2017 12:03 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 12:04 AM (AOrEZ)
Religious zealot brainwashes newly orphaned teenage boy into kamakaze-style suicide attack against military installation.
Posted by: looking closely at March 31, 2017 12:04 AM (0hzM1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 31, 2017 12:04 AM (IcT7t)
--
Thank you for your kind words qdpsteve.
The current boss kind of put me in a bad position: I had to contact the former boss about some information regarding a piece of gear being used in a story I did not write. The person doing that story decided not to include the former bosses in the article, and wormed his way out of doing his due diligence regarding the information my boss requested. Then my boss, who is currently in gay guy panic mode, asked me to do it.
Then I got to explain to the former boss that oh, by the way, you're not really in the article at all, but we need this info from you. Which was kind of sh*tty and they weren't happy about being left out. And I don't blame them. But.. they know I have nothing to do with it, and it was a positive conversation overall.
But really? Current boss totally owes me a favor.
Posted by: shibumi at March 31, 2017 12:04 AM (FkAXz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 12:04 AM (qazQh)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 12:01 AM (AOrEZ)
This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: Lindsey at March 31, 2017 12:05 AM (sexas)
Roger Rabbit.
Posted by: buzzion
Similarly, alcoholic imagines giant talking rabbit and makes everyone around him go crazy
"Harvey", starring Jimmy Stewart
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at March 31, 2017 12:05 AM (S6Pax)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 12:05 AM (qazQh)
Posted by: The Incredibles at March 31, 2017 12:06 AM (Co0D0)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 31, 2017 12:06 AM (CPk08)
Dune
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at March 31, 2017 12:06 AM (ARrr3)
A kitten grows up into an adult cat, which fucks another cat, and has kittens.
there's a theme here...
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 31, 2017 12:07 AM (CPk08)
--
We've had some differences in the past, but to be honest, he's one of the best bosses I've had.
The only problem is that I'm a straight women, he's a gay man, and in our relationship, I'm pretty much....the man. It gets worse when he's stressed.
However... I'm no picnic when I'm stressed, so it probably evens out.
Posted by: shibumi at March 31, 2017 12:07 AM (FkAXz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2017 11:56 PM (qazQh)
The later in his career five mini-novel serial, The Green Mile, was pretty good.
Posted by: RickZ at March 31, 2017 12:07 AM (hkdnQ)
Posted by: The Fly at March 31, 2017 12:08 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: If you have to shoot, shoot at March 31, 2017 12:08 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Last Tango in Paris at March 31, 2017 12:09 AM (H5rtT)
- King Kong
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 31, 2017 12:09 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Animal House, Sen. Blutarsky at March 31, 2017 12:09 AM (NgKpN)
Misery isn't awful either, maybe because the source novel is actually *short.*
OTOH, I've also heard good things about the "It" miniseries, plus there's a new movie version coming out.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 12:09 AM (qazQh)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 31, 2017 12:09 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 12:10 AM (AOrEZ)
A war criminal seduces a brain damaged young girl, and pays off her folks by getting them a farm.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 31, 2017 12:10 AM (CPk08)
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 31, 2017 12:10 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Song of the South at March 31, 2017 12:10 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Melancholia at March 31, 2017 12:10 AM (SI21n)
"By Dawn's Early Light". McGoohan won an Emmy for that one.
In the 2nd 70s one, he played a CIA agent who kills a fellow operator, played by Leslie Nielsen. After Leslie Nielsen got in to the slapstick, I cannot watch any of his straight roles without laughing. I see Lt. Drebin in everything. Even the old "Forbidden Planet", I'm laughing my ass off at him.
They say he always a cut-up, being an expert fart joker.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at March 31, 2017 12:10 AM (aKqWT)
Remember, y'all, we are Americans, so you hold that head HIGH.
You live in the most exceptional country on the planet, populated by an extraordinary people.
Never EVER forget that.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2017 12:11 AM (X35Yt)
Posted by: James Bond at March 31, 2017 12:11 AM (Co0D0)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 12:11 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Morigu at March 31, 2017 12:11 AM (x6Ax6)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 12:11 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 12:12 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Arbalest at March 31, 2017 12:12 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: 28 Days Later at March 31, 2017 12:12 AM (JO9+V)
The great Patrick McGoohan was the murderer, one of his 4 stints. Two in the '70s, two in the 90s, and he directed quite a few as well as playing in them. He and Falk were good friends.
Anyway, it's more the Karl Rove kills. There was a '70s one were the candidate kills the Karl Rove type. Heck, they could've ran that one on whatever station you were watching.
But this one, with McGoohan was good (I love his voice). A presidential candidate picks a California congresscriter as his running mate. McGoohan is the Karl Rove for that critter, who is an asshole. He affects a friendly persona, but the asshole quickly comes out, which Columbo quickly pulls out, of course.
Years ago, the critter was working in a local prosecutor's office, and McGoohan gets him to accidentally lose some evidence for some racketeer McGoohan is lawyering for.
He's indicted again, and tries to blackmail McGoohan into fixing things again somehow by threatening to expose what they did years ago.
Posted by: publius
well, the one I was referring to is called Candidate for a Crime. the main character / murderer is Jackie Cooper.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2017 12:13 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2017 12:14 AM (nlbfN)
Someone had to do it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2017 12:14 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 12:14 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Psycho at March 31, 2017 12:14 AM (Co0D0)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 31, 2017 12:15 AM (CPk08)
- King Kong
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Femme fatale manipulates widower from another part of the country into meeting her on the Empire State Building
-Sleepless in Seattle
See, it's a lot like "King Kong".
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at March 31, 2017 12:16 AM (S6Pax)
Posted by: RickZ at March 31, 2017 12:16 AM (hkdnQ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 12:16 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: 28 Weeks Later at March 31, 2017 12:16 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Robin Hood at March 31, 2017 12:17 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2017 12:17 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: All the President's Men at March 31, 2017 12:17 AM (dEnig)
Posted by: Morigu at March 31, 2017 12:17 AM (x6Ax6)
That was the '70s.
The one with McGoohan in 1990 was "Agenda for Murder".
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at March 31, 2017 12:17 AM (aKqWT)
"This is the end of Trump, the beginning of freeing America from the grip of Russian control."
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 31, 2017 12:18 AM (TixTl)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 12:18 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 12:18 AM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Deadpool at March 31, 2017 12:18 AM (Co0D0)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 12:19 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Little Big Man at March 31, 2017 12:19 AM (JO9+V)
I saw the ending and went, "uh, whut?" It ends with (spoiler alert) God just picking up a nuke and dropping it on the bad guys? Really? All that build up, just for a deus ex machina that any 10-year-old could have come up with? Really?????
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 12:19 AM (qazQh)
Posted by: Ghostbusters at March 31, 2017 12:19 AM (dEnig)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 31, 2017 12:19 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 31, 2017 12:20 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: My Cousin Vinnie at March 31, 2017 12:20 AM (dEnig)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup
Someday soon, they are all going to wake up with very big hangover.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at March 31, 2017 12:20 AM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Rosebud at March 31, 2017 12:20 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 12:20 AM (qazQh)
Posted by: Friday the 13th at March 31, 2017 12:20 AM (E/ibL)
Posted by: Bloodsport at March 31, 2017 12:20 AM (89T5c)
-Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 12:18 AM (AOrEZ)
*HAH!* ...dies of Syphilis.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 12:21 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 31, 2017 12:21 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2017 12:21 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: A Fistful of Dollars at March 31, 2017 12:21 AM (dEnig)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2017 12:23 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 12:23 AM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Zardoz at March 31, 2017 12:23 AM (SI21n)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 31, 2017 12:24 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: The Man Who Would Be King at March 31, 2017 12:24 AM (JO9+V)
Teenager and his addled grandmother annoy distinguished visitors by playing loud rap music.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2017 12:24 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Starship Troopers at March 31, 2017 12:24 AM (dEnig)
Posted by: Payback at March 31, 2017 12:24 AM (Co0D0)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 12:24 AM (7dpmG)
Interstellar entrepreneur convinces trogladytes to mine gold and determines that their favourite food is rat.
Posted by: otho at March 31, 2017 12:24 AM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Dumbo at March 31, 2017 12:25 AM (TDJsa)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 12:25 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 12:26 AM (6gk0M)
Engineer poses as a teacher, but can only gain control of the class by repeatedly punching a student. Decides that he enjoys it, and does not return to engineering.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 31, 2017 12:26 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: 13 Going on 30 at March 31, 2017 12:27 AM (SI21n)
Posted by: Power Rangers at March 31, 2017 12:27 AM (E/ibL)
Posted by: Country Boy at March 31, 2017 12:27 AM (D2vc1)
So, excuse me if this has been done.
Two drug-dealing hippies bike around the country to a great sound track, then die.
(Which is how it felt in theaters in the original run. Girlfriend and I were underwhelmed.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - at 24fps at March 31, 2017 12:27 AM (2El4P)
Posted by: Crocodile Dundee at March 31, 2017 12:27 AM (dEnig)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 12:27 AM (AOrEZ)
After that abomination of the Supreme Court O-care ruling, there was a meme made using a scene of McGoohan as Longshanks. It was of him on the horse on the battlefield, saying to a lackey, "I had to double Kennedy's lands in Scotland and match them England. Roberts turned for far less."
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at March 31, 2017 12:27 AM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 12:24 AM (7dpmG)
Yeah..... because there is no such thing as a Perjury Trap....
Posted by: Scooter Libby at March 31, 2017 12:28 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 31, 2017 12:28 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: When Harry Ate Sally at March 31, 2017 12:28 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 31, 2017 12:29 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 31, 2017 12:29 AM (JZdsf)
Posted by: London Has Fallen at March 31, 2017 12:30 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 31, 2017 12:30 AM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Predator at March 31, 2017 12:31 AM (E/ibL)
Posted by: Swordfish at March 31, 2017 12:31 AM (TDJsa)
Posted by: The Battle of the Bulge at March 31, 2017 12:31 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 12:31 AM (AOrEZ)
11 Oscars, bitchez. And it was a remake.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 31, 2017 12:33 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Shattered Glass at March 31, 2017 12:33 AM (SI21n)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 12:31 AM (AOrEZ)
As the story was in Modesto CA... that is very accurate...
Should I mention I used to cruise there? LOL
Posted by: Don Q. at March 31, 2017 12:33 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Major League at March 31, 2017 12:35 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 12:31 AM (AOrEZ)
But damn they did it in style.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2017 12:35 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 31, 2017 12:35 AM (smD62)
Posted by: Necessary Roughness at March 31, 2017 12:36 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Rambo at March 31, 2017 12:38 AM (E/ibL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 12:40 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Rudy at March 31, 2017 12:41 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: TheOtherJay at March 31, 2017 12:42 AM (Yjw5e)
Sidebar: progs are beside themselves with euphoria over the flynn
"offer" (and that's all it is, if it even is). there are currently
11,014 comments in a megathread on Reddit and let me just summarize
their delusional glee for you:
"This is the end of Trump, the beginning of freeing America from the grip of Russian control."
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 31, 2017 12:18 AM (TixTl)
It is pretty clear that the email leaks came from Wikileaks and did NOT originate or pass through the Russians.
That being said, I don't care who leaked the emails they did not alter them or make anything up. I am grateful to them because the information in those emails should have been public knowledge anyway.
Posted by: redbanzai at March 31, 2017 12:43 AM (FTXAT)
"I'm gettin' tired of driving up and down the same old strip,
I've gotta find a place to go where the kids are hip."
Yes, I'm talking about I Get Around...
https://youtu.be/xYc4DT18EJg
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 31, 2017 12:44 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Duck Soup at March 31, 2017 12:44 AM (dEnig)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 31, 2017 12:44 AM (smD62)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 31, 2017 12:46 AM (0OG8D)
novels have a great buildup for 250 pages, then he dumps an unsatisfying
one-paragraph ending on the reader. I hate the way King ends most of
his books. But I guess that can be said of a lot of writers: All
foreplay and no climax.
Posted by: RickZ at March 31, 2017 12:16 AM (hkdnQ)
^^THIS.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 31, 2017 12:47 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Bull Durham at March 31, 2017 12:47 AM (dEnig)
Posted by: Blazing Saddles at March 31, 2017 12:49 AM (dEnig)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 31, 2017 12:49 AM (K2T58)
I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on.
LOL! Then vs than. Big difference
Posted by: keena at March 31, 2017 12:49 AM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Ben Hur at March 31, 2017 12:51 AM (ZO497)
LOL! Then vs than. Big difference
Posted by: keena at March 31, 2017 12:49 AM (RiTnx)<<<
Word.
Posted by: R. Kelly's date at March 31, 2017 12:51 AM (Co0D0)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 31, 2017 12:51 AM (K2T58)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 12:51 AM (7dpmG)
He'll introduce a character in chapter 23, and spend seventeen pages telling you all about this guy's life in excruciating detail. Then you flip to the eighteenth page and, oh, now he's dead. Yo, Steve... I didn't need to know that this asshole was molested by his uncle at the age of seven if he was just here to show us how the monster works!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 31, 2017 12:51 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Nosferatu at March 31, 2017 12:51 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Gilligans Island at March 31, 2017 12:51 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: RickZ at March 31, 2017 12:52 AM (hkdnQ)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 31, 2017 12:53 AM (K2T58)
Posted by: Cudjo at March 31, 2017 12:53 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: The Caine Mutiny at March 31, 2017 12:54 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Lolita at March 31, 2017 12:55 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: The Caine Mutiny at March 31, 2017 12:54 AM (JO9+V)
or McHale's Navy... take yer pick...
Posted by: Gilligans Island at March 31, 2017 12:55 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Blues Brothers at March 31, 2017 12:56 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 31, 2017 12:57 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 31, 2017 12:57 AM (qazQh)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 31, 2017 12:58 AM (K2T58)
LOL! Then vs than. Big difference
Posted by: keena at March 31, 2017 12:49 AM (RiTnx)
Word.
Posted by: R. Kelly's date at March 31, 2017 12:51 AM (Co0D0)
Posted by: keena at March 31, 2017 12:58 AM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Jaws at March 31, 2017 12:59 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Kim kardashian at March 31, 2017 01:00 AM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 01:00 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Genghis Khan at March 31, 2017 01:00 AM (WDdjT)
Scrunt. She makes more off the teachers unions and Planned Barrenhood than Croesus.
Scrunt.
I said that twice. She's still a scrunt.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 31, 2017 01:01 AM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: Deadwood at March 31, 2017 01:02 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan, you're our only hope! at March 31, 2017 01:02 AM (YHjWR)
Posted by: Fight Club at March 31, 2017 01:03 AM (Co0D0)
Humphrey Bogart plays a WWII destroyer captain known for his balls of solid steel.
Posted by: Joseph Porter at March 31, 2017 01:03 AM (En1DN)
Posted by: One Million Years BC at March 31, 2017 01:03 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 01:03 AM (AOrEZ)
Oh, wait, no I can't.
Funds missing at small S&L cause owner to threaten his uncle, get drunk, wreck car, and have bizarre hallucinations, that include people throwing money at him.
Gooooooood night, band of Hordelings.
Posted by: mindful webworker - by the end of the day at March 31, 2017 01:04 AM (2El4P)
Posted by: Halloween at March 31, 2017 01:05 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 31, 2017 01:06 AM (K2T58)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 01:06 AM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 31, 2017 01:07 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 31, 2017 01:07 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: Eyes Wide Shut at March 31, 2017 01:07 AM (fi5nC)
Posted by: mindful webworker - just one more at March 31, 2017 01:07 AM (2El4P)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 31, 2017 01:07 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 31, 2017 01:08 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 01:08 AM (7dpmG)
Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman are probably a better fit for #666 anyway.
Goooooodnite again.
Posted by: mindful webworker - dang! at March 31, 2017 01:09 AM (2El4P)
On another note. I'm not a Muslim or a conservative but I'm extremely happy that my husband also doesn't go to dinner w a woman alone. ( I don't care about him and friends going out w ETOH w/out me though).
But on a truly astute politic note: what do you think the media would do w a pic of Pence and another lone chick at dinner?
This is not fundamentalism, the guy knows what the media does and will not throw red meat.
Sorry for politics on ONT but west coast is just catching up here so I post when many sleep....
Posted by: Kim kardashian at March 31, 2017 01:09 AM (RiTnx)
Posted by: The China Syndrome at March 31, 2017 01:09 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: The Omen at March 31, 2017 01:10 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 31, 2017 01:10 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 31, 2017 01:10 AM (K2T58)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 01:10 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Ishtar! at March 31, 2017 01:11 AM (fi5nC)
Posted by: Easy Rider at March 31, 2017 01:11 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 01:08 AM (7dpmG)
Yeah, USAF, that's the ticket...Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 31, 2017 01:12 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: Slap Shot at March 31, 2017 01:12 AM (Co0D0)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 01:12 AM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 31, 2017 01:13 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: O20,000 Leagues Under The Sea at March 31, 2017 01:13 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Planet of the Apes at March 31, 2017 01:14 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Bridge on the River Kwai at March 31, 2017 01:15 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Beneath the Planet of the Apes at March 31, 2017 01:16 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 01:16 AM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Poltergeist at March 31, 2017 01:16 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Every James Bond movie, ever at March 31, 2017 01:18 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 31, 2017 01:18 AM (K2T58)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 01:19 AM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Jabari at March 31, 2017 01:19 AM (6Ni4n)
Posted by: The Enemy Below at March 31, 2017 01:19 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Brokeback Mountain at March 31, 2017 01:21 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 31, 2017 01:21 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 01:21 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 01:21 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 01:22 AM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Blame It On Rio at March 31, 2017 01:24 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 01:25 AM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid at March 31, 2017 01:25 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Mutiny on the Bounty at March 31, 2017 01:25 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Alien at March 31, 2017 01:26 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Rocky at March 31, 2017 01:27 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 01:27 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Plan 9 From Outer Space at March 31, 2017 01:28 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 01:29 AM (7dpmG)
-Posted by: Blame It On Rio at March 31, 2017 01:24 AM (JO9+V)
Was that her name? Because I punished my dick like it it was responsible for WWII to that flick.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 01:30 AM (6gk0M)
A barely literate moron gets his ass beat.
Posted by: Rocky at March 31, 2017 01:27 AM (8iiMU)
Ooops, that's not misleading.
A barely literate moron follows an old man's unconventional physical fitness program, with disastrous results.
Posted by: Rocky at March 31, 2017 01:30 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 31, 2017 01:13 AM (vbvxt)
***
Ann Margaret was worth fight over. Even at that age.
Posted by: The name... is Dalton at March 31, 2017 01:30 AM (/20hv)
Posted by: Dirty Dancing at March 31, 2017 01:30 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 01:31 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: SciVo at March 31, 2017 01:31 AM (1xpdK)
Posted by: Night of the Living Dead at March 31, 2017 01:31 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Castle Keep at March 31, 2017 01:31 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 01:33 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 01:35 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 01:35 AM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Barbarella at March 31, 2017 01:35 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 31, 2017 01:35 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: Manos: The Hands of Fate at March 31, 2017 01:36 AM (Co0D0)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 01:33 AM (6gk0M)
Cop goes on rampage during hostage crisis, kills German immigrants.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 31, 2017 01:37 AM (Tnhbr)
stupid white people during a crisis, a racist redneck posse is sent out
to hunt him down.
Posted by: Night of the Living Dead at March 31, 2017 01:31 AM (JO9+V)
LOL, that could also be Blazing Saddles.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 31, 2017 01:37 AM (vbvxt)
715 Maybe Blazing Saddles? Frozen sock?
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 31, 2017 01:38 AM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Falling Down at March 31, 2017 01:38 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Ghost at March 31, 2017 01:38 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 01:38 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Swamp Thing at March 31, 2017 01:39 AM (WDdjT)
Bueller?
By the way, where did Ferris Bueller get the money for that One-Day Rampage?
Dude never even showed a credit card.
...for the "Sausage King of Chicago", he didn't flash much cash.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 01:39 AM (6gk0M)
I miss having little ones around me...
Posted by: The name... is Dalton at March 31, 2017 01:40 AM (/20hv)
Posted by: Ghost at March 31, 2017 01:40 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 31, 2017 01:41 AM (0OG8D)
-Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 31, 2017 01:37 AM (Tnhbr)
I'll buy the headline...
-The New York Times.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 01:42 AM (6gk0M)
Dude never even showed a credit card.
...for the "Sausage King of Chicago", he didn't flash much cash.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 01:39 AM (6gk0M)
IIRC, in a deleted scene he cashes in a bond he stole from his dad.
Of course, a guy like Bueller probably a) has access to a credit card his idiot parents gave him, b) has some side scams running to make him cash, and c) knows how to sneak or fast talk his way out of paying.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 31, 2017 01:42 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Marlee Matlin at March 31, 2017 01:42 AM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 01:43 AM (7dpmG)
Makes sense. They probably didn't want to make him look like a Thief.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 01:43 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: jbspry at March 31, 2017 01:44 AM (IhKmM)
Posted by: Friday the 13th at March 31, 2017 01:45 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 01:46 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Chinaacid at March 31, 2017 01:47 AM (nLbS2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 01:47 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Arounf The World In 80 Days at March 31, 2017 01:48 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 01:48 AM (AOrEZ)
After the brutal murder of his wife an agoraphobic is forced to team up with a severe amnesiac to rescue his disabled son from an otherworldly being he can barely understand.
Posted by: Finding Nemo at March 31, 2017 01:48 AM (prmcE)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 01:48 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Risky Business at March 31, 2017 01:50 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 01:52 AM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 12:24 AM (7dpmG)
Yeah..... because there is no such thing as a Perjury Trap....
Posted by: Scooter Libby at March 31, 2017 12:28 AM (NgKpN)
Part of his lawyer's statement:
"No reasonable person, who has the benefit of advice from counsel, would submit to questioning in such a highly politicized, witch hunt environment without assurances against unfair prosecution."
Posted by: buzzion at March 31, 2017 01:54 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 01:54 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 01:55 AM (7dpmG)
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. That has to be one of the funniest movies ever made. When I first saw it, way back when I was a teenager, I think I laughed so hard I just about pissed myself.
And oh, I've got a man-crush on Mannix, which MeTV is running. Mike Connors died just recently, didn't he.....
I don't think Hollywood could create such a macho character anymore. They would die before they could such a thing.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at March 31, 2017 01:56 AM (aKqWT)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 01:57 AM (AOrEZ)
Ethel Merman set the standard for unbearable mothers-in-law. And she didn't even have to act, I don't think. They told her just to be herself.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at March 31, 2017 01:57 AM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Conan the Barbarian at March 31, 2017 01:59 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Harry Potter at March 31, 2017 02:00 AM (prmcE)
Posted by: Rob in Katy at March 31, 2017 02:00 AM (os0Ma)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 02:02 AM (6gk0M)
North Atlantic says to the Andrea Gail, "I bitchslapped the Titanic, what made you think your rusty little bucket could beat me?"
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 02:02 AM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Serena at March 31, 2017 02:04 AM (prmcE)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 02:05 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Predator at March 31, 2017 02:05 AM (prmcE)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 02:06 AM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 31, 2017 02:06 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: The Terminator at March 31, 2017 02:07 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 02:09 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 02:11 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 31, 2017 02:11 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 02:11 AM (AOrEZ)
I looked up Duvall's filmographies on IMDB, and in Wkipedia, and no mention of such a film.
And no, I am pretty sure it was not Oklahoma Crude, starring George C. Scott.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2017 02:14 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Lethal Weapon II at March 31, 2017 02:15 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 02:15 AM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Morigu at March 31, 2017 02:16 AM (x6Ax6)
Posted by: Lethal Weapon II at March 31, 2017 02:15 AM (0OG8D)
More like proto-titties.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2017 02:17 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 31, 2017 02:19 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 02:19 AM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 02:19 AM (7dpmG)
Posted by: Poseidon Adventure at March 31, 2017 02:22 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 02:24 AM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 31, 2017 02:25 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 31, 2017 02:19 AM (7dpmG)
Man, that screams out for a cartoon of Putin, handling pictures of Trump and Hillaroid. Trump's picture is captioned "sane", and Hillaroid's is captioned "not sane". Putin's thought bubble reads, "so who do I want with their finger on America's nuclear button?"
Posted by: Poseidon Adventure at March 31, 2017 02:27 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 02:28 AM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2017 02:28 AM (WDdjT)
-Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 02:24 AM (AOrEZ)
*HAH!* Forget the "leads". Coffee is for Closers and this wins it, hands-down.
*drops microphone*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 02:28 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 02:29 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: All Quiet on the Western Front at March 31, 2017 02:30 AM (TDJsa)
Posted by: The Lone Ranger at March 31, 2017 02:31 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Blow Up at March 31, 2017 02:34 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Logan's Run at March 31, 2017 02:34 AM (TDJsa)
Posted by: Star Wars at March 31, 2017 02:35 AM (prmcE)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 02:36 AM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: Pinocchio at March 31, 2017 02:39 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Caligula at March 31, 2017 02:41 AM (TDJsa)
Uh toak weh uh demm will fill luck id
Posted by: Marlee Matlin at March 31, 2017 01:42 AM (AOrEZ)
Why yes God, I did laugh at that. Sorry buddy.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 31, 2017 02:41 AM (D2vc1)
no great loss.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 31, 2017 02:44 AM (S3vZP)
no great loss.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 31, 2017 02:44 AM (S3vZP)
Some of us are going back many, many decades. There's a lot of movies referenced tonight that I have never seen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2017 02:46 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 31, 2017 02:46 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2017 02:24 AM (AOrEZ)
Always
Be
Cussing
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 31, 2017 02:47 AM (VdICR)
Biggest, most successful prison riot in ever.
The Moon is a Harsh Mistress.
Posted by: Serena at March 31, 2017 02:48 AM (prmcE)
Posted by: Star Wars at March 31, 2017 02:49 AM (TDJsa)
Posted by: Beowulf at March 31, 2017 02:52 AM (prmcE)
Posted by: Cat Ballou at March 31, 2017 02:52 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Fatal Attraction at March 31, 2017 02:54 AM (TDJsa)
Episode 8: She turns to the dark side, not from hate, but crushing boredom and ennui.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 31, 2017 02:54 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: The Knute Rockne Story at March 31, 2017 02:55 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: It follows at March 31, 2017 03:04 AM (RiTnx)
Posted by: It follows at March 31, 2017 03:05 AM (RiTnx)
Young boy finds out his blood is abnormal. Takes five more movies to die because of it.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 31, 2017 03:07 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: They Live at March 31, 2017 03:08 AM (TDJsa)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 31, 2017 03:07 AM (d76uN)
LOL, Tim. I am off to bed. Hopefully loading up and getting on road home tomorrow. But there's a fuckton of things yet to be done...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2017 03:14 AM (WDdjT)
Orson Welles speaks "Defender":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AMi-vCfAWw
When you are old enough to read these words
Their Meaning will unfold
These words are all that's left
Though we've never met, my only Son
I hope you know that I would have been there
to Watch You Grow
But my Call was heard ...and I did go.
Now Your Mission lies ahead of you
As it did mine, so Long ago.
To help the Helpless Ones, who all look-up to you
...and to Defend them
To The End
Defender...
Ride Like the Wind
Fight Proud, my Son
You're the Defender God has sent.
Father, I look-up to You!
I Heed Thy Call!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 03:15 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 03:15 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 03:16 AM (6gk0M)
Fuck. Fucking. Cocksucker.
* shots fired *
Fucker. M__fucker.
* bodies buried *
Ketchup.
* more shots fired *
Posted by: Goodfellas at March 31, 2017 03:16 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Lord of the Rings Trilogy at March 31, 2017 03:20 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 31, 2017 03:22 AM (d76uN)
I'll Live Your Dream.
Now passed-on to me.
And I now wait
To shake the hand of Fate
Like the Dusk awaiting Dawn.
So, Wizards?
Cast your spells.
With no heart to do me well.
So It is Written, it Shall Be.
*guitar*
*Metal Fucking Guitar*
Defender.
Ride like the Wind.
You're the Defender God has sent.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 03:25 AM (6gk0M)
American GIs in madcap wartime heist reach accomodation with Hitler's henchmen.
Posted by: Kelly's Heroes at March 31, 2017 03:27 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 31, 2017 03:29 AM (6gk0M)
"Good Night" all around, with rhyme and illustrations.
Posted by: Goodnight Moon at March 31, 2017 03:33 AM (v1g1+)
Criminal flies toiletless* spaceship to space station to kidnap girl.
*This is not important but the Falcon does seem to lack a Head.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 31, 2017 03:47 AM (d76uN)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2017 03:58 AM (GPaiX)
Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2017 04:12 AM (GPaiX)
Posted by: Rashomorons at March 31, 2017 04:22 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Hillbilly Xirannosaurus at March 31, 2017 04:33 AM (1c7qZ)
Posted by: Hillbilly Xirannosaurus at March 31, 2017 04:33 AM (1c7qZ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 31, 2017 04:47 AM (wTwJ2)
Posted by: Independence Day at March 31, 2017 04:48 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: A Christmas Carol at March 31, 2017 04:52 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Old Yeller at March 31, 2017 04:52 AM (bc2Lc)
Just wanted to throw a quick off-topic point up here before I go to work.
After Ace's post on that preparation-H logo yesterday, I see Insty had a link to something about it as well. He threw in a clip of Bill Whittle talking about Obama's stupid "O" logo (which I didn't watch), but it got me to thinking...
What's with this "branding", "logo" nonsense?
Can we have a presidential candidate stand up and say, "Here's the American Flag. That's my logo. If you don't like that, here's the official seal of the United States. Don't like that? Then shut your pie hole when the pinko filth you vote for ends up harassing you and your family to the edge of reason all in the name of 'progress'".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 31, 2017 05:18 AM (sK2fh)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2017 05:30 AM (J+eG2)
What? Is this thing called, "Love"?
What is THIS thing called, Love?
What! Is this thing called, "Love"?
What is this; thing called "Love"?
Yep; punctuation matters.
Posted by: Bruce at March 31, 2017 05:58 AM (nIUnC)
Posted by: Ripley at March 31, 2017 06:08 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 06:24 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 06:27 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 06:31 AM (vRcUp)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2017 06:32 AM (u82oZ)
Scientist loses Federal grant money, turns to unconventional means to complete research.
Any movie with a mad scientist.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2017 06:34 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: GWTW at March 31, 2017 06:35 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 06:39 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Colin at March 31, 2017 06:40 AM (odQZE)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 31, 2017 06:41 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 31, 2017 06:42 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Bruce at March 31, 2017 06:43 AM (8ikIW)
"On the other hand, Donald Trump's graphics were easy to dismiss. They combined the design sensibility of the Home Shopping Network with the tone of a Nigerian scam email."
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 31, 2017 06:44 AM (ul9CR)
comma".
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2017 10:04 PM (+lVUW)
Yep! Same here. I went thru Catholic schools thru high school. After being out in the world, I was informed that the comma before "and" was assumed to be there. I still put it in.
Posted by: Paladin at March 31, 2017 06:57 AM (YaToS)
A timeless climate change movie about elite white men celebrating a carbon-based fueled mega-yacht, where they assert their white privilege, and keep steerage class 2nd class.
When the earth exercises karma for global warming, an iceberg delivers justice to the coal burning ship, and the coal industry as a warning to the world.
Posted by: QuietOneInNYC at March 31, 2017 08:00 AM (WeSxw)
An abused son attacks the father who abandoned him before realizing that he's just like his father. Also his friends get caught in a lot of traps, including one set by teddy bears.
Two incompetent federal bureaucrats start a nuclear war. Then they get laid and stop a nuclear war. They also pretend to be doctors, because Reagan.
A drunkard bangs his married ex-girlfriend, then gives her back to her husband and lies to him about it, but it's a lot more noble than it sounds here.
It's a biography about William Randolph Hearst, but all the names were changed.
A pedophile is sent to an insane asylum and gets murdered by one of the other patients. Some stuff happens in-between, but that's basically it.
An insane police officer convinces his new partner that shooting people and exploding property is really fun. They do this for four straight movies.
High school girls who are pushing 30 really want to visit Dallas, because that's the "happening scene."
Posted by: ChrisW at March 31, 2017 08:05 AM (WDty5)
Posted by: Tootsie at March 31, 2017 12:07 PM (5JlYa)
- Nightmare On Elm Street
Brother comes home for the holiday. There are complications.
- Halloween
White man learns he has been lied to by illegal immigrants, exercises 2nd Amendment rights.
- They Live
Posted by: hadsil at March 31, 2017 05:49 PM (x+jZt)
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George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)