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Media Snarking on Mike Pence's and Wife's Marital Rules

The Vice President never dines alone with another woman, in order to avoid temptation or even the appearance of impropriety which could spark jealousy or mistrust in his wife. I assume his wife follows a similar rule.

This is a pretty strict rule, but a wise one; temptations will happen, jealousies will erupt, unless you're pretty careful about just never putting yourself in a situation that could cause such things.

Certainly there's nothing wrong with it -- and a lot that's right with it. The most effective way to avoid being burned by fire is to never play with fire.

But the media, which never found anything curious about the Obama's his-and-hers separate vacations, or the Clinton's his-and-hers separate sex lives, finds this all very strange, and has been snarking on it for 48 hours.

Posted by: Ace at 03:04 PM




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1 Just not perverted enough for Washington.

Posted by: East Valley AZ at March 30, 2017 03:06 PM (PbH71)

2 They need to send explorers to flyover country to observe their strange tribal customs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2017 03:06 PM (IqV8l)

3 st?

Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at March 30, 2017 03:06 PM (ukNFU)

4 ...nope.

Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at March 30, 2017 03:06 PM (ukNFU)

5 I'm sure it's a stay-out-of-the-Daily-Mail kind of thing.

And on that basis it makes a lot of sense for a politician.

Posted by: JEM at March 30, 2017 03:06 PM (TppKb)

6 Doesn't this fall under that whole Democrats hate Christianity all the time except when they think they can use it to push their agenda.

Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2017 03:06 PM (z/Ubi)

7 In before red ass baboons!

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 30, 2017 03:07 PM (oR5ks)

8 6 Doesn't this fall under that whole Democrats hate Christianity all the time except when they think they can use it to push their agenda.

Yes, yes it does.

Posted by: USNtakim at March 30, 2017 03:08 PM (hMqvx)

9 Someone said something like "the most shocking thing liberals find about conservatives is that they actually believe the things they say about their faith."

Like "Jesus is a nice story for kids and all, but you can't be serious that you believe he died for your sins?!"

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 30, 2017 03:08 PM (ZQpd0)

10 This is how you get more Trump. Basic common sense that most men who have been married a long time would just do as a matter of course is simply bizarre to these creatures of the don't get married/don't have children/if you do get married, get divorced Left.

Posted by: The Regular Guy at March 30, 2017 03:09 PM (qHCyt)

11 And if he did dine alone with another woman, the media would accuse him of infidelity.

Posted by: Craig at March 30, 2017 03:09 PM (PkKvE)

12 Mike Pence is too square?

Posted by: wooga at March 30, 2017 03:09 PM (2tOuu)

13 The media acts like they're watching something bizarre and alien, or something in the zoo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2017 03:10 PM (oVJmc)

14 And the MSM wonders why they're losing influence and a guy on YouTube who does videos about playing video games can get more views on one video then they probably get in a month without breaking a sweat.

Posted by: Independent George at March 30, 2017 03:10 PM (BDZWU)

15 His wife follows a similar rule, unless Paolo.

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 30, 2017 03:10 PM (oR5ks)

16 Meanwhile Obama has been gay cruising ahem "working on his memoirs" separately from is wife and kids for a month in Tahiti, while his wife travels and shops and his underage daughter starts fights in clubs. Model family

Posted by: brak at March 30, 2017 03:10 PM (guIHw)

17 It is easiest to avoid any sense of impropriety if you are not inappropriate.

Posted by: Doctor Phil at March 30, 2017 03:10 PM (6gk0M)

18 If the Obamas did practice something like this, the media would swoon over how romantic it is, and how much it shows their devotion to each other, and how laudable their discipline is.

The media are full of shit, of course.

Posted by: Kensington at March 30, 2017 03:10 PM (Cw3TC)

19 Mike Pence is too square?

It's hip to be square, but maybe not that square.

Posted by: Huey Lewis at March 30, 2017 03:10 PM (u0s1P)

20 Mike Pence's porridge is too cold.
Jack and Jeri Ryan's swinging porridge is too hot.
Barack Obama's bearded gay porridge is just right.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 30, 2017 03:10 PM (nFwvY)

21 That can go along with NC Republicans caving on the bathroom bill.

Cowards

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 30, 2017 03:11 PM (HJbDF)

22 I made the mistake of reading the comments in the fever swamp that is the WaPo.

Some idiot actually said the Pence's Christian faith "violates the separation of church and state!!eleventybillion!!!"

Liberalism: mental illness

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:11 PM (PY9jH)

23 Because of course they would.

When you go against the Leftist herd, EVERYTHING is an act of pure evil.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 30, 2017 03:11 PM (CMbMd)

24 Isn't Barky on one of those "Vacations sans the Mrs" right now?

Posted by: V the K at March 30, 2017 03:11 PM (O7MnT)

25 Isn't Barky on one of those "Vacations sans the Mrs" right now?

Men-only island in Tahiti, or so Rush claimed today.

Posted by: Huey Lewis at March 30, 2017 03:11 PM (u0s1P)

26 I can't get over that couple on " Flip or Flop" and their whacked out marriage. She was banging three guys, while they made that TV show together, pretending to be married.

She was pregnant at one point. It's anyone's guess who babydaddy is.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 30, 2017 03:12 PM (fLMbU)

27 Come to think of it, I've never dined alone with a woman where sex was not, at least by me, seriously contemplated.

Posted by: wooga at March 30, 2017 03:12 PM (2tOuu)

28 Who was it that Trump nominated where they were all horrified to find out as a state official he led a call to pray for rain?

I guess I'd say, "You know, my faith in an unseen God at the very least leads me to to nice things for others. Your faith in your god-government doesn't lead you to do nice things for anybody at all."

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 30, 2017 03:12 PM (ZQpd0)

29 And according to the WaPo, the Pences have matching exercise bikes in their bedroom or something. WEIRD!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:12 PM (PY9jH)

30 the Jewish term is yichud, seclusion, and it is to be avoided (issur yichud) with anyone other than spouse, doctor, or immediate family. this is because married couples got enough pitfalls without scandal being added to it, even bullshit scandals.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2017 03:12 PM (o4kib)

31 what about smoking cigars?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 03:12 PM (oGRue)

32 10 This is how you get more Trump. Basic common sense that most men who have been married a long time would just do as a matter of course is simply bizarre to these creatures of the don't get married/don't have children/if you do get married, get divorced Left.
Posted by: The Regular Guy at March 30, 2017 03:09 PM (qHCyt)

Exactly! In the real, normal world, those who make dinner arrangements with people other than their spouses would be the ones to get the side-eye...

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 30, 2017 03:12 PM (oQQwD)

33 I agree with Pence. I would not do anything in any other place that I would not do with my spouse standing right beside me.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 03:12 PM (6gk0M)

34 I dont think its temptation or impropriety as much as common sense to avoid some woman falsely accusing him of some sexual misbehavior.

ATC captured it well on a Twitter thread today.

Might be good advice for my son going off to college next year

Posted by: McCool at March 30, 2017 03:13 PM (lWCRE)

35 No mention of sammiches or birthday BJ's?

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2017 03:13 PM (HgMAr)

36 Cruz should have taken Pence's advice. Having a squeeze meet you at a No Tell Motel is doomed to fail.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 03:13 PM (nN3W/)

37 Yeah I got in a huge twitter swarm yesterday on that, tens of thousands of mentions (which is a lot for me). I got so many notifications from knucklehead lefties I got a note from Twitter asking if I wanted to adjust filters to clean things up. Here's one particularly diverse, inclusive, and multicultural love trumping hate tweet I got

"Yes! When my husband attends alcohol parties with other women I can't stop doing Jesus whispers to make his privates explode."

Hundreds of likes and retweets on that one, I had to finally mute it so it wouldn't keep showing up. That's who we're dealing with folks. These are the one who booed God and protect Sharia law.

Which they kept bringing up, idiotically. Pence is following Sharia law, you see. By not going on dates with girls other than his wife.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2017 03:13 PM (39g3+)

38 Remember, the radical left ultimately hates monogamy. Any other claims are lies.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 30, 2017 03:13 PM (Tnhbr)

39 I hate liberals and I hate the left

Posted by: Bikerchick85 at March 30, 2017 03:13 PM (I2Bfq)

40 I am of course simplifying it, but I haven't read the Talmud, which i hear does sometimes elaborate on points of halakha. from time to time.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2017 03:13 PM (o4kib)

41 I disappointed that we're 40 comments in and I don't see a Carlos Danger reference.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 30, 2017 03:13 PM (3sOO0)

42 Seems eminently responsible to me. I only drink with my wife. My wife only drinks with me. I avoid situations that place me alone with anyone; man, woman (more important), or child (more important).

These are valid strategies to keep life simple.

That liberals and progressives find them strange does not concern me.

They're

(spoiler alert)

idiots.


Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 03:13 PM (ZFUt7)

43
Isn't Barky on one of those "Vacations sans the Mrs" right now?

Posted by: V the K at March 30, 2017 03:11 PM (O7MnT)
_______________________

We wouldn't know anything about that, however,, if you need some info on Trump I've got you covered...

Posted by: Mark at NSA at March 30, 2017 03:14 PM (HSmrB)

44 I assume his wife follows a similar rule.

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she doesn't dine alone with another woman?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 03:14 PM (oGRue)

45 issur yichud

Some penicillin *used* to clear that up, but it was over prescribed, and sometimes confused with kumquat-haagendazz.

There are OTC treatments, though, and except for an occasional itch, it's usually not a big deal for most sufferers.

Posted by: Huey Lewis at March 30, 2017 03:14 PM (u0s1P)

46 Slate's Mike Joseph Stern sez, "My take [on the Pence marriage] is that straight people are weird."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:14 PM (PY9jH)

47
Odd how the MFM saw nothing to criticise with the arrangement...I mean marriage of Slick and the Beast

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 03:14 PM (493sH)

48 I'm sure it's a stay-out-of-the-Daily-Mail kind of thing.

Its partly that and partly the "Billy Graham Rule" where you do stuff exclusively with the wife any place that might present any problems.

Shows a conspicuous public statement about marriage and sanctity for others to see and learn from. Which clearly upsets the left. They lost their heads on this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2017 03:14 PM (39g3+)

49 Avoiding Black Mail Controversy?

What an idiot!

How many Congress Critters are compromised and being extorted or blackmailed? Does DENNY HASTERT ring a bell?

Posted by: rd at March 30, 2017 03:15 PM (iT57s)

50 I agree with Pence. I would not do anything in any other place that I would not do with my spouse standing right beside me.


Mine is there just to hold my beer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2017 03:15 PM (8ZskC)

51 I can't get over that couple on " Flip or Flop" and their whacked out marriage. She was banging three guys, while they made that TV show together, pretending to be married.

She was pregnant at one point. It's anyone's guess who babydaddy is.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 30, 2017 03:12 PM (fLMbU)
............

That guy Tarek always did have stupid look on his face.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2017 03:15 PM (HgMAr)

52 Pence is following Sharia law, you see. By not going on dates with girls other than his wife.

But aren't they OK with sharia? I'm confused.

Posted by: Huey Lewis at March 30, 2017 03:15 PM (u0s1P)

53 10 This is how you get more Trump. Basic common sense that most men who have been married a long time would just do as a matter of course is simply bizarre to these creatures of the don't get married/don't have children/if you do get married, get divorced Left.
Posted by: The Regular Guy at March 30, 2017 03:09 PM (qHCyt)



Half of the leftists are peter puffers, and so dining with any woman is bound to be totally innocuous.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2017 03:15 PM (SRKgf)

54 The Vice President never dines alone with another woman,

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maybe it depends on the definition of 'dines'

Posted by: bubba at March 30, 2017 03:16 PM (oGRue)

55 They'd rather have a Representative that pokes cigars into intimate areas of interns.

*HAH!*

"Interns"

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 03:16 PM (6gk0M)

56 I guess I'd say, "You know, my faith in an unseen God at the very least
leads me to to nice things for others. Your faith in your god-government
doesn't lead you to do nice things for anybody at all.">>>

We give your money to people. That's nice isn't it?

Posted by: Dems at March 30, 2017 03:16 PM (oL47H)

57 Paolo will dine with your woman.

Paolo will give her a nice meal.

Paolo will pay for the meal, like a gentleman.

Paolo will give her a nice ride home.

All the way home.

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 30, 2017 03:16 PM (ZQpd0)

58 no Mom, we can't do lunch

Posted by: Mike P at March 30, 2017 03:16 PM (oGRue)

59 You know what's not strange? A forty-two year old guy who thinks he's a twelve year old girl in the ladies room at Sears.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 03:16 PM (Nwg0u)

60 I haven't cracked myself up in ages!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 03:16 PM (6gk0M)

61 I don't know of a single gay marriage that isn't "open." I wonder if that's how the left became such big fans.

Posted by: V the K at March 30, 2017 03:16 PM (O7MnT)

62 The MFM is just disappointed that they won't be able to make up stuff to smear Pence. He has established the boundary of what lies they may tell.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 30, 2017 03:16 PM (LTHVh)

63 One idiot at WaPo actually let slip this gem:

"Pence is more Muslim than Obama!!!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:16 PM (PY9jH)

64 Yup. Islam is the most peaceful religion on Earth (and its call to prayer the most beautiful sound), but Pence is practicing Sharia, and that's a huge problem because cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: Kensington at March 30, 2017 03:16 PM (Cw3TC)

65 "straight people are weird"

please tell me he was trolling.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2017 03:17 PM (o4kib)

66 And if he did dine alone with another woman, the media would accuse him of infidelity.
Posted by: Craig at March 30, 2017 03:09 PM (PkKvE)

Beat me to it.

Posted by: Damiano at March 30, 2017 03:17 PM (Mq0tM)

67 Heterosexual couple has missionary sex and conceives a child! Tonight, on American Freakshow.

Posted by: Horatio McCallister at March 30, 2017 03:17 PM (Vf2XA)

68 >>>You know what's not strange? A forty-two year old guy who thinks he's a twelve year old girl in the ladies room at Sears.

Should he be allowed to enroll in the seventh grade and use the girls locker room? Will the NCAA boycott your state if you don't allow him to?

Posted by: V the K at March 30, 2017 03:17 PM (O7MnT)

69 The saddest thing about this "story" is that before, say about 40 years ago (maybe only 30 years ago) this was just considered good, standard practice for ALL married couples. You did it out of respect for each other. (and note the key word "alone" - going out with a group without your spouse is just fine, because the obvious problems and innuendo don't come into play in a group outing)

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2017 03:18 PM (KeRkT)

70 >>>Does DENNY HASTERT ring a bell?

An extremely gay bell.

Posted by: wooga at March 30, 2017 03:18 PM (2tOuu)

71 >>>She was banging three guys, while they made that TV show together

Can you show that on TV?!? Musta been cable or BBC!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 30, 2017 03:18 PM (2pucm)

72 wait till he tries to take a piss in Target

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 03:18 PM (oGRue)

73 Isn't Barky on one of those "Vacations sans the Mrs" right now?

Men-only island in Tahiti, or so Rush claimed today.

Posted by: Huey Lewis at March 30, 2017 03:11 PM (u0s1P)



Barry just wants to be like the Flintstones and have a gay old time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 03:18 PM (493sH)

74 I can't get over that couple on " Flip or Flop" and their whacked out marriage. She was banging three guys, while they made that TV show together, pretending to be married.

Nonetheless, I would hit that like the fist of an angry god.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 30, 2017 03:18 PM (LTHVh)

75 The Vice President never dines alone with another woman,

-
When I dine alone, I prefer to be by myself.

- George Thoroughgood

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 03:19 PM (Nwg0u)

76 What a sad state of affairs when a happily married, loving, Christian couple are considered freaks of nature now.

I'd weep for our country, but it seems too far gone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:19 PM (PY9jH)

77 26 I can't get over that couple on " Flip or Flop" and their whacked out marriage. She was banging three guys, while they made that TV show together, pretending to be married.

She was pregnant at one point. It's anyone's guess who babydaddy is.
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 30, 2017 03:12 PM (fLMbU)

I still can't understand why those people have been in the headlines for months. I never heard of them or their show.

Posted by: josephistan at March 30, 2017 03:19 PM (7HtZB)

78 After the bus wreck that killed over a dozen members of the church in Texas, I was reading the comments in the Daily Mail story. It was horrible. There is a seriously psychotic group of militant active anti-Christian atheists out there.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 30, 2017 03:19 PM (fLMbU)

79 On the last thread, my guess is that Trump is practicing a little WWE here. You have your falling out with your best friend and when things look the bleakest against your real enemy you make up and tag team the hell out of the bad guys

Posted by: MAGA at March 30, 2017 03:20 PM (A4HOq)

80 His wife follows a similar rule, unless Paolo.



I'm betting Paolo strikes out on this one.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 03:20 PM (4Utw1)

81 I never dine alone with a Senate Page

Posted by: Mx. Lindsey Graham at March 30, 2017 03:20 PM (nN3W/)

82 This is pretty much SOP in the business world. Unless you want a sexual harassment lawsuit. Never dine alone with the opposite sex.

The recent kangaroo courts in college pretty much tell us not to do this.

But keeping these things from happening takes away the power of the socialists to denounce their enemies through unsubstantiated rumors.

Therefore they must denounce the behavior that keeps people from being denounced successfully.

Quite logical of our socialist overlords actually.

Posted by: PrincetonAl at March 30, 2017 03:20 PM (po7Gy)

83 She was pregnant at one point. It's anyone's guess who babydaddy is.



Paolo.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 03:20 PM (4Utw1)

84 After the bus wreck that killed over a dozen members
of the church in Texas, I was reading the comments in the Daily Mail
story. It was horrible. There is a seriously psychotic group of militant
active anti-Christian atheists out there.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 30, 2017 03:19 PM (fLMbU)


Yeah. Beyond pathetic. They'd happily load us into cattle cars, and dig the trenches to bury us. And I'm not kidding.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:21 PM (PY9jH)

85 But does he let her wander about uncovered, unacompanied by a male relative?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 30, 2017 03:21 PM (7CyjY)

86 I don't know of a single gay marriage that isn't "open." I wonder if that's how the left became such big fans.
Posted by: V the K at March 30, 2017 03:16 PM (O7MnT)


When gay marriage first started winning in court, Slate published an article openly stating that gay marriage meant heteros had to "rethink" monogamy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 30, 2017 03:21 PM (Tnhbr)

87
"straight people are weird"

please tell me he was trolling.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2017 03:17 PM (

Shut up, you Breeder You!

Posted by: Michael Joseph Stern at March 30, 2017 03:21 PM (iT57s)

88 For the MSM to go after both the VP's wife and The President's wife is below pond scum. But I am not suprised

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2017 03:22 PM (KlI/a)

89 The rule also prevents blackmail opportunities.

See how many people act in the business world with sexual harassment laws.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Has Got it, Yeah Baby It's Got It at March 30, 2017 03:22 PM (hLRSq)

90 Time to find another house to flip.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2017 03:22 PM (HgMAr)

91 >>>79 On the last thread, my guess is that Trump is practicing a little WWE here.

Linda McMahon is in the cabinet. Hmmmm.

Posted by: wooga at March 30, 2017 03:22 PM (2tOuu)

92 65 "straight people are weird"

please tell me he was trolling.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2017 03:17 PM (o4kib)

I've seen many people wearing t-shirts that read "Normal People Scare Me"

Posted by: josephistan at March 30, 2017 03:22 PM (7HtZB)

93 "They need to send explorers to flyover country to observe their strange tribal customs."

Do you realize how high risk such a mission would be?

I mean, not only are those backward bitter clingers in the center of the country rumored to practice cannibalism, but they don't even know which fork to use while they're doing so.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2017 03:22 PM (noWW6)

94 Had a great boss years ago who taught me this same lesson. Also to keep the office door open if a woman had a meeting with me.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2017 03:22 PM (2aX9r)

95 Paolo will dine with your woman.

Paolo will give her a nice meal.

Paolo will pay for the meal, like a gentleman.

Paolo will give her a nice ride home.

All the way home.
Posted by: RoyalOil




And Paolo will ride her in YOUR home.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 03:23 PM (4Utw1)

96 Yeah. Beyond pathetic. They'd happily load us into cattle cars, and dig the trenches to bury us. And I'm not kidding.


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nah, they'll hire illegals to do the digging

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 03:23 PM (oGRue)

97
So the rag-and-bone media finds out V.P. Pence takes his marriage vows seriously.

Posted by: YIKES! at March 30, 2017 03:23 PM (yfObW)

98 I'm an old married guy...and I can count on one hand the number of times I have had diner alone with a woman other than my wife or sister. Same for her. There is no rule...we just never do it.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at March 30, 2017 03:23 PM (UgF8H)

99 800 years from now, geneticists will trace all the world's DNA to one man thought to live in Italy and to comment a lot on a "blog". like Temujin today.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2017 03:23 PM (o4kib)

100 I've seen many people wearing t-shirts that read "Normal People Scare Me"

The guilty flee when no one pursues.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 30, 2017 03:23 PM (LTHVh)

101 She was pregnant at one point. It's anyone's guess who babydaddy is.

Paolo.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 03:20 PM (4Utw1)
.............

Or Jose the landscaper, or maybe Joe the plumber.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2017 03:23 PM (HgMAr)

102 76 What a sad state of affairs when a happily married, loving, Christian couple are considered freaks of nature now.

I'd weep for our country, but it seems too far gone.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:19 PM (PY9jH)


We Are All Muslims Now.

Vox will explain why any second now.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 30, 2017 03:23 PM (CMbMd)

103
I thought we already had medical care coverage for people with pre-existing conditions? It was called Medicare. Right or wrong?

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 30, 2017 03:23 PM (dPSy3)

104 Had a great boss years ago who taught me this same lesson. Also to keep the office door open if a woman had a meeting with me.




Have maintenance removed it before the meeting.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 03:23 PM (4Utw1)

105 've seen many people wearing t-shirts that read "Normal People Scare Me"



========

yeah, stay away from them

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2017 03:23 PM (c6/9Q)

106 BREAKING! Mike Pence fondling buns at Panera!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 03:23 PM (Nwg0u)

107 The solution to pollution is dilution

Posted by: MAC-SOG at March 30, 2017 03:24 PM (QPdNE)

108 I'll never cheat on you with another woman michelle.

You can take that to the bank, right reggie?

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 30, 2017 03:24 PM (eSx+E)

109 Did not Jimmuh Carter have a similar outlook and set of rules with regards to his marriage.

Oh, yeah, I forgot, because his Christianity came with a double heaping tablespoon of his Anti-Semitism.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at March 30, 2017 03:24 PM (kXoT0)

110 They're (progs) even mocking Mrs. Pence's support of our military. She recently hosted active duty women.

But, remember DOCTOR Jill? She was totes awesome because she and Mooch loooooved the military.

One thing we'll NEVER see, is Mike Pence groping some poor woman and sniffing her hair.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:24 PM (PY9jH)

111 12 Mike Pence is too square?
Posted by: wooga at March 30, 2017 03:09 PM (2tOuu)

Yes

Posted by: Rhombus at March 30, 2017 03:24 PM (PEKYn)

112 Paolo will take your wife to dinner and a movie.
By "dinner", Paolo means that they'll be having the sex.
By "a movie" Paolo means that he'll be filming it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 30, 2017 03:24 PM (Tnhbr)

113 76 What a sad state of affairs when a happily married, loving, Christian couple are considered freaks of nature now.

I'd weep for our country, but it seems too far gone.


Our country is no longer a "christian" nation. I think that practicing Christians are the minority and unfortunately we are seen as the flakes and weirdos. I missed mass for this past weekend for the first time in over a year and I feel horrible about it. What is the % of america that would feel the same?

Posted by: USNtakim at March 30, 2017 03:24 PM (hMqvx)

114 73 Isn't Barky on one of those "Vacations sans the Mrs" right now?

Men-only island in Tahiti, or so Rush claimed today.

Posted by: Huey Lewis at March 30, 2017 03:11 PM (u0s1P)

+++

Hey. Gauguin didn't get this kind of shit.

Posted by: Barack the Splendid at March 30, 2017 03:24 PM (Ivjge)

115 99 800 years from now, geneticists will trace all the world's DNA to one man thought to live in Italy and to comment a lot on a "blog". like Temujin today.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2017 03:23 PM (o4kib)


Well damn, I would have thought Paolo for a Brazilian.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 30, 2017 03:24 PM (CMbMd)

116 77 26 I can't get over that couple on " Flip or Flop" and their whacked out marriage. She was banging three guys, while they made that TV show together, pretending to be married.

She was pregnant at one point. It's anyone's guess who babydaddy is.
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 30, 2017 03:12 PM (fLMbU)

I still can't understand why those people have been in the headlines for months. I never heard of them or their show.
Posted by: josephistan at March 30, 2017 03:19 PM (7HtZB)

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They make OUR LIFESTYLE seem normal.

We Progressives have to define that deviancy down into the ground below the gutter.

Posted by: Michael Joseph Stern at March 30, 2017 03:25 PM (iT57s)

117 That Pence is a real weirdo. Now where is my Iphone.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at March 30, 2017 03:25 PM (OD2ni)

118 O/T:

Anybody else think the NYT's story about WH personnel giving info to Nunes is a Mole hunt by Trumps inner circle?

I don't why the press thinks that's a big deal in the first place.

Posted by: WisRich at March 30, 2017 03:25 PM (hdpay)

119 Just not perverted enough for Washington.

---------------------------

Not just Washington, this entire depraved and degraded society. The true freaks tell us that their choices are just that - their choices - and we have no right to "judge" them. So, who the fuck are they to question anyone else's? (Rhetorical, I know).

Well, what's good for the goose has always been good for the gander in my world.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 30, 2017 03:25 PM (vg8iE)

120 "Should he be allowed to enroll in the seventh grade and use the
girls locker room? Will the NCAA boycott your state if you don't allow
him to?"

To judge by all available evidences, yes, yes they will.

Also to judge by all available evidences, states will pathetically knuckle under to such boycotts, because as we all know, the world will end in tremendous gouts of volcanic fire if college sports events don't happen.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 30, 2017 03:25 PM (noWW6)

121 That guy Tarek always did have stupid look on his face.

Supposedly he was involved with their nanny too. Just an ugly horrible series of lies. Too bad too, they looked like a nice couple

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2017 03:26 PM (39g3+)

122 Let's do lunch!!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at March 30, 2017 03:26 PM (oGRue)

123
Nonetheless, I would hit that like the fist of an angry god.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 30, 2017 03:18 PM (LTHVh)
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Yeah. Their finished product flips were small and poorly done. Her "design ideas" were chiefly based on buying overpriced popular shit. Her hotness is why I watched the show at all.

She wears the hell out of those yoga pants.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 30, 2017 03:26 PM (fLMbU)

124 Well damn, I would have thought Paolo for a Brazilian.




The Paolo, he is who you need him to be.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 03:27 PM (4Utw1)

125 "109 Did not Jimmuh Carter have a similar outlook and set of rules with regards to his marriage."


He dragged Rosalind along when went to his brother's house to pound some Billy beers.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 30, 2017 03:27 PM (OD2ni)

126 104 Had a great boss years ago who taught me this same lesson. Also to keep the office door open if a woman had a meeting with me.

Have maintenance removed it before the meeting.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 03:23 PM (4Utw1)

******

Unless it's with one of the 'ettes.
Then maybe close the door but not lock it.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2017 03:27 PM (2aX9r)

127 Having dinner with another woman is like whacking a made man. You better get clearance in advance and you better have a good reason to do it.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at March 30, 2017 03:27 PM (CTCca)

128 Maybe Pence should cut a deal with the Democrats: he will dine with a woman not his wife if Al Franken inflates his scrotum with 2gallons of saline solution.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 30, 2017 03:27 PM (7CyjY)

129 There is a lunch exemption for Lena Dunham. Somehow i trust Mike around her....

Posted by: Mrs. Pence at March 30, 2017 03:27 PM (oGRue)

130 That guy Tarek always did have stupid look on his face.

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Spock's dad?

Posted by: josephistan at March 30, 2017 03:27 PM (7HtZB)

131 There is no such thing as accidental infidelity. No married man was ever minding his own business when he tripped and fell penis-first into a strange woman's vagina.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at March 30, 2017 03:28 PM (5fSr7)

132 Meanwhile our former VP groped every female within arms reach and nary a word from anyone but us
as to his lecherous behavior

Posted by: McCool at March 30, 2017 03:28 PM (lWCRE)

133 91 >>>79 On the last thread, my guess is that Trump is practicing a little WWE here.

Linda McMahon is in the cabinet. Hmmmm.
Posted by: wooga at March 30, 2017 03:22 PM (2tOuu)



I like the joke i heard on youtube with the photo of the family with Trump in the White House. "Stone Cold Stunner Victims Support Group Meeting"

Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2017 03:28 PM (z/Ubi)

134 This seems like another of the Left's

"You can't put any constraints on my behavior, DAAAAAAD!!! cuz I'm my own person and I do whatever i want!!!!111!!!!"

moments.

I mean, I can see the thinking that theoretically you should be able to dine with anyone whether in a marriage or not,

but, in the real world, outside of some kind of business lunch where they're trying to sell me something or I'm trying to sell them something,

I can't see it happening without you, male or female, being on the prowl for some strange at some level.

i mean, if some old flame of mine called me up out of the blue and wanted to meet for dinner sans the lovely and glorious Mrs naturalfake,

I'd have to assume that she's testing the waters.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2017 03:29 PM (NyJwR)

135 BREAKING: Mike Pence once looked over at a Victoria's Secret shop while Christmas shopping at the mall.

Posted by: This is CNN at March 30, 2017 03:29 PM (nN3W/)

136 She was pregnant at one point. It's anyone's guess who babydaddy is

Paola.

Or Jose the landscaper, or maybe Joe the plumber.
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Well her first public FB was their contractor so....yeah.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 30, 2017 03:29 PM (fLMbU)

137 I still can't understand why those people have been in the headlines for months. I never heard of them or their show.
Posted by: josephistan at March 30, 2017 03:19 PM (7HtZB)

She's kind of pretty in a very vapid SoCal way. They did lots of scenes where they bought a house only to find it teaming with rats/roaches/etc and she'd be squeaking and hopping around on her six inch platform heels while clutching her enormous Louis Vuitton purse. Every house they did wound up as follows:

Gray walls, floors, ceilings with gray accents.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at March 30, 2017 03:29 PM (kXoT0)

138 There is no such thing as accidental infidelity. No married man was ever minding his own business when he tripped and fell penis-first into a strange woman's vagina.


Every sin is an inside job . . . . .

Posted by: McCool at March 30, 2017 03:29 PM (lWCRE)

139 If you want to avoid a scandal or the ability of some jerk with a cell phone camera to cause a scandal where non exists, then it makes sense to never be spotted alone in the company of a woman who is not your wife.

They're just mad that no amount of digging is going to unearth scandal about the Pence's.

Posted by: Boots at March 30, 2017 03:29 PM (EBwPV)

140 131 There is no such thing as accidental infidelity. No married man was ever minding his own business when he tripped and fell penis-first into a strange woman's vagina.
------------------------

Yeah, I always hated the "OMG! It just happened...." excuse.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 30, 2017 03:29 PM (vg8iE)

141 No married man was ever minding his own business when he tripped and fell penis-first into a strange woman's vagina.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar


One in a million shot honey, one in a million.

Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2017 03:29 PM (8ikIW)

142
Gray walls, floors, ceilings with gray accents.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in
vast pools of winning! at March 30, 2017 03:29 PM (kXoT0)


This. And subway tiles. Has any look ever been more over done?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:30 PM (PY9jH)

143 Supposedly he was involved with their nanny too.
Just an ugly horrible series of lies. Too bad too, they looked like a
nice couple
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



So brilliant too:
Use Mexican under-the-table labor. Profit!
Dark granite with light cabinets.
Light granite with dark cabinets.

Genius!

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 03:30 PM (ZFUt7)

144 Mark Meadows just counter struck the Scalpweasel

Posted by: This is CNN at March 30, 2017 03:30 PM (nN3W/)

145 VP Mondale used the same rule: door always open, etc. Craaaazy!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2017 03:30 PM (39g3+)

146 Maybe Pence should cut a deal with the Democrats: he will dine with a woman not his wife if Al Franken inflates his scrotum with 2gallons of saline solution.




Ha! I'd have went up to four gallons!
Posted by: Al Franken

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 03:30 PM (4Utw1)

147 Sooner or later, we all dine alone.

Posted by: Cher at March 30, 2017 03:31 PM (ismre)

148 131 There is no such thing as accidental infidelity. No married man was ever minding his own business when he tripped and fell penis-first into a strange woman's vagina.
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at March 30, 2017 03:28 PM (5fSr7)



However that is how the lightbulb got up his ass.

Posted by: buzzion at March 30, 2017 03:31 PM (z/Ubi)

149 140 131 There is no such thing as accidental infidelity. No married man was ever minding his own business when he tripped and fell penis-first into a strange woman's vagina.
------------------------

Yeah, I always hated the "OMG! It just happened...." excuse.

******

Or the "this isn't what it looks like! I can explain."

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2017 03:31 PM (2aX9r)

150 I don't know what this shit surprises people anymore. The left are the slime of humanity. There are no lows low enough with them. Nothing is sacred with them. The leftist culture revolves around its hip to be a scumbag. Defective humans..end of story.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 03:31 PM (aMlLZ)

151 You know what I've figured-out? I can't fart anymore.

I spend one night in clean underwear and it looks like a car hit a guardrail.

This is a learning process.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 03:31 PM (6gk0M)

152 I'm actually surprised we haven't seen pics of TFG in Tahiti. I wonder why?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:32 PM (PY9jH)

153 Pence saves the jumper cables for when he's alone with those men, amirite?

Posted by: The MSM at March 30, 2017 03:32 PM (rUIbB)

154 No married man was ever minding his own business when he tripped and fell penis-first into a strange woman's vagina.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar


One in a million shot honey, one in a million.

---

even worse odds for a non-strange woman. Not many of those around...

Posted by: Mrs. Pence at March 30, 2017 03:32 PM (oGRue)

155 There is no such thing as accidental infidelity. No married man was ever minding his own business when he tripped and fell penis-first into a strange woman's vagina.


Every sin is an inside job . . . . .
Posted by: McCool




It fapped itself! Honest!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 03:32 PM (4Utw1)

156 It is tough to do this in a Two Income Professional couple.

But in the long term it makes things easier.

Backstabbing is an old tradition. So is sleeping your way to being Wife #2, or the Boytoy of the Ex wife with all the money.

Posted by: rd at March 30, 2017 03:32 PM (iT57s)

157 Yeah. Their finished product flips were small and poorly done. Her "design ideas" were chiefly based on buying overpriced popular shit.
............

She knew how to spend money, that's for sure.
And Tarek was always like: "Huh?'

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2017 03:32 PM (HgMAr)

158 Dammit, slapweasel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:33 PM (PY9jH)

159 You know what I've figured-out? I can't fart anymore.

I spend one night in clean underwear and it looks like a car hit a guardrail.

This is a learning process.




Never trust a fart once you hit 50.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 03:33 PM (4Utw1)

160 Probably not a bad idea. When I was newly married I was returning a neighbor's dog we had taken care of while she was gone. She took the dog out back. Somehow she managed to walk back in the room naked.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 30, 2017 03:33 PM (nFwvY)

161 So brilliant too:
Use Mexican under-the-table labor. Profit!
Dark granite with light cabinets.
Light granite with dark cabinets.


Make a little box in the shower, with mosaic tile, artistic! Still, I liked the show. The little daughter was adorable, they seemed nice together, no big stupid fights, I liked the contractors. Apparently she was sleeping with one of them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2017 03:33 PM (39g3+)

162 Schiff, the big toe mounted on a pinky finger, is blathering.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:33 PM (PY9jH)

163
The media needs to take a healthy dose of shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2017 03:33 PM (v1g1+)

164 I was raised with the teaching that married people do not dine alone with members of the opposite sex. The reason for that was so obvious that it didn't need spelled out.

It's also employment law 101 that you are never ever alone with an employee, let alone a subordinate. If you must be alone for some reason, then you have an open door or, if the door must be closed, then you have the meeting in a room with windows where you can be seen. Again, the reasons for that are obvious.

That this is somehow shocking says far more about the people who are shocked than it does the Pences.

Story time!

When I was working for the psychopaths, I was the Big Boss's protege. I was obviously a favored employee and I did get a few extra perks, like my own office and the better computer and a couple of extra vacation days. That's because I also had more responsibilities and put in more hours. That's how it works. However, there were people in my office who were jealous of me over that and thus could be very catty. I pretended like I didn't know what was going on but I was aware.

There was a major trial and Big Boss was handling it and I ended up working with him until 10 or 11 at night for a few days. There was a nice restaurant right across the street and, as was common, Big Boss would have us head over to there for dinner and then back to the office.

About a week into this, I got called into the office manager's office and she launched into a spiel about how there were deep concerns that my relationship with Big Boss was inappropriate. I demanded to know on what grounds and the reply was because he took me to dinner and it was very odd that we were working together at the office by ourselves so late. Very odd indeed and it looked bad and people in the office were talking.

That's when I replied, in barely civil tones, that this was odd since, at my insistence, an expert or some other witness went to dinner with us and, again at my insistence, we never once worked alone and that if people in the office were talking they must not have been talking to the other people who were also working late. I made sure that we were never alone specifically to avoid people accusing me of sleeping my way to the top. Surely, she wasn't accusing me of that, right? Yeah, that was a fun conversation.

So, yes, this whole never be alone/never eat with someone doesn't just work for men's benefit. It protects women as well.




Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 03:33 PM (mf5HN)

165 I'm actually surprised we haven't seen pics of TFG in Tahiti. I wonder why?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:32 PM (PY9jH)




They're still editing the footage for about 100 gay pron films

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 03:34 PM (493sH)

166 Time to find another worker to dork... er, I mean... house to flip.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2017 03:34 PM (HgMAr)

167 Icky...he loves his wife......

Honestly they don't know how to deal with this because they have corrupted marriage so much. They have been rendered clueless and await instructions from the Hive Queen/King before they can respond.

The only thing they know is that he is a Republican so it must be bad. Not sure how they would square that round hole if he was gay though.

And we do not hear a single peep about obama's month long "do not disturb" vacation without his wife.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 30, 2017 03:34 PM (le7jz)

168 You know what I've figured-out? I can't fart anymore.

I spend one night in clean underwear and it looks like a car hit a guardrail.


---

someone has kept too many guns up his ass

Posted by: Mrs. Pence at March 30, 2017 03:34 PM (oGRue)

169 This. And subway tiles. Has any look ever been more over done?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:30 PM (PY9jH)

No.

I have a family member that painted absolutely gorgeous genuine walnut paneling a nasty battleship gray. When she proudly displayed this horror to me and asked me if I loved it, I was hard pressed to find a polite murmur. She actually said, "See, it's not dark in here anymore." No, darling, it's darker because that lovely paneling gleamed and reflected light, while that dirty looking dull matte gray absorbs it.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at March 30, 2017 03:34 PM (kXoT0)

170 Never trust a fart once you hit 50.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 03:33 PM (4Utw1)

=======

Two words. Probiotics.

Posted by: The Margins at March 30, 2017 03:35 PM (SP0+I)

171 Lord Sir x, were you a reporter for Hustler at the time?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2017 03:35 PM (o4kib)

172 I'm only 45. This should not be happening, as far as I was taught.

Nobody talks about this, I guess.

Wisdom is messy and stinky.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 03:35 PM (6gk0M)

173
Probably not a bad idea. When I was newly married I was returning a
neighbor's dog we had taken care of while she was gone. She took the dog
out back. Somehow she managed to walk back in the room naked.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 30, 2017 03:33 PM (nFwvY)


You didn't finish the story.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:35 PM (PY9jH)

174 I'm actually surprised we haven't seen pics of TFG in Tahiti. I wonder why?


Posted by: Jane D'oh




I know. Not even from the British press that may have substandard penii but the longest camera lenses in the world.

It raises the profound question? Is he really there?

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 03:35 PM (ZFUt7)

175

She's kind of pretty in a very vapid SoCal way. They did lots of scenes where they bought a house only to find it teaming with rats/roaches/etc and she'd be squeaking and hopping around on her six inch platform heels while clutching her enormous Louis Vuitton purse. Every house they did wound up as follows:
Gray walls, floors, ceilings with gray accents.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at March 30, 2017 03:29 PM (kXoT0)
======

I have no idea how the hell that "friendly adulterous Californication" shit works. Screw around on me and I will hate you forever.

Their little girl always looked haunted on the show. Dark circles under eyes. Never smiled.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 30, 2017 03:35 PM (fLMbU)

176
152 I'm actually surprised we haven't seen pics of TFG in Tahiti. I wonder why?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:32 PM (PY9jH)


South seas sausage fest?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2017 03:36 PM (v1g1+)

177
She took the dog out back. Somehow she managed to walk back in the room naked.
Posted by: Lord Sir x


The dog?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2017 03:36 PM (IqV8l)

178 I'm actually surprised we haven't seen pics of TFG in Tahiti.

-
Consider it a mercy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 03:36 PM (Nwg0u)

179 I'm actually surprised we haven't seen pics of TFG in Tahiti. I wonder why?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:32 PM (PY9jH)



Unauthorized photography is strictly prohibited on the island of Man'rea.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2017 03:36 PM (8ZskC)

180 With TFG gone for so long, it makes you wonder what ValJar and Mooch are up to.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:37 PM (PY9jH)

181 174 He's spending all of his time in his cabana,with a procession of cabana boys...

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2017 03:37 PM (r/0kC)

182 Listening to Sir Charles Villiers Stanford's Symphony No. 4 with David Lloyd-Jones conducting the Bournemouth Symphony. Very nice.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 30, 2017 03:37 PM (+APBP)

183 Never trust a fart once you hit 50.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 03:33 PM (4Utw1)



=======



Two words. Probiotics.

Posted by: The Margins

Or Anal Kegels.

Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2017 03:37 PM (8ikIW)

184 Probably not a bad idea. When I was newly married I was returning a neighbor's dog we had taken care of while she was gone. She took the dog out back. Somehow she managed to walk back in the room naked.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 30, 2017 03:33 PM (nFwvY)


Dear Penthouse Forum,


I never thought this would happen to me...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 03:37 PM (493sH)

185 They have been rendered clueless and await instructions from the Hive Queen/King before they can respond.
----------------------------
Norman! Coordinate!

Posted by: Alice 322 at March 30, 2017 03:37 PM (vg8iE)

186 162 Schiff, the big toe mounted on a pinky finger, is blathering.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:33 PM (PY9jH)

I legit had a teacher in my high school that had one of his toes grafted onto his hand to replace a missing finger.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 30, 2017 03:37 PM (CMbMd)

187 It still kind of cracks me up that Gutfeld earned a little extra money in college writing fake letters for Penthouse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:38 PM (PY9jH)

188 But the media, which never found anything curious about the Obama's his-and-hers separate vacations, or the Clinton's his-and-hers separate sex lives, finds this all very strange, and has been snarking on it for 48 hours.



Another move in their commie desire to destroy the family unit.

Posted by: gNewt at March 30, 2017 03:38 PM (e3JIL)

189 "So, yes, this whole never be alone/never eat with someone doesn't just work for men's benefit. It protects women as well."


Well said. Katie Pavlich wrote how much she appreciates men like Pence because it is so awkward when a male colleague suggests the two go to dinner, even if the reason is probably completely innocent.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 30, 2017 03:38 PM (OD2ni)

190 Hard to tap a coconut phone in Tahiti.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 03:38 PM (nN3W/)

191 A home improvement / pron show might not be a bad idea. Bang, put up drywall, bang some more.

Posted by: josephistan at March 30, 2017 03:39 PM (7HtZB)

192 "Or Anal Kegels."
-Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2017 03:37 PM (8ikIW)

I saw Anal Kegels open for this dude what was in Prison.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 03:39 PM (6gk0M)

193 I legit had a teacher in my high school that had one of his toes grafted onto his hand to replace a missing finger.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 30, 2017 03:37 PM (CMbMd)


So, he didn't mind missing a toe? The hell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:39 PM (PY9jH)

194 So it's just like Sharia - except under Sharia most of the restrictive rules are put onto the women. Here Pence puts rules on himself - not anyone else, himself. What a freakin' dictator!

But seriously, while the original phrasing here is a little weird, most of it is common sense. I was taught both in the Army and in the corporate world to NEVER be alone with a female who was junior to me in rank or title behind a closed door. It's just not worth gambling your career on a false accusation (or a mistaken one), or allowing malicious third parties to start rumors that can harm you AND the other person.

Posted by: Holdfast at March 30, 2017 03:39 PM (nNdYv)

195 "162 Schiff, the big toe mounted on a pinky finger, is blathering."


Schiff makes Chuck Schumer and Lindsay Graham seem camera shy.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 30, 2017 03:39 PM (OD2ni)

196 Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2017 03:29 PM (NyJwR)


I'm kind of torn on this one personally.

On one hand, I've done plenty of one-on-one business lunches with female coworkers, employees, salespeople, etc. with zero shenanigans involved. I've always lived by the rule that if I can't trust someone completely (and visa versa), we shouldn't be together.

On the other hand, the issue is more often gossip and wagging tongues from 3rd parties than it is trust or respect within a relationship. Equally at issue are the ridiculous HR liabilities.

If I lived my life in the public eye, I would think a rule such as this would be a necessity due to 3rd party gossip and the the paparazzi media.

Posted by: Damiano at March 30, 2017 03:39 PM (Mq0tM)

197 194 So it's just like Sharia - except under Sharia most of the restrictive rules are put onto the women. Here Pence puts rules on himself - not anyone else, himself. What a freakin' dictator!

But seriously, while the original phrasing here is a little weird, most of it is common sense. I was taught both in the Army and in the corporate world to NEVER be alone with a female who was junior to me in rank or title behind a closed door. It's just not worth gambling your career on a false accusation (or a mistaken one), or allowing malicious third parties to start rumors that can harm you AND the other person.
Posted by: Holdfast at March 30, 2017 03:39 PM (nNdYv)

================

Common sense is not a public enemy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 30, 2017 03:40 PM (ELUpj)

198 It's all about normalizing the deviant, and re-branding the normal as weird.

How dare you take your vows so seriously, Mr. Pence?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2017 03:40 PM (NOIQH)

199 191 A home improvement / pron show might not be a bad idea. Bang, put up drywall, bang some more.
------------------------------

Reminds me of the line from Elvira - Mistress of the Dark - "Grab a tool and start bangin'!"

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 30, 2017 03:40 PM (vg8iE)

200 No reporter called me for comment

Posted by: Pompeia Caesar at March 30, 2017 03:40 PM (ZYgGF)

201 Hard to tap a coconut phone in Tahiti.

Not really. I built a fully-functional voicemail message system out of palm fronds, a couple of sea shells and the bilge pump from the Minnow.

Posted by: The Professor at March 30, 2017 03:40 PM (8ZskC)

202 Probably not a bad idea. When I was newly married I was returning a neighbor's dog we had taken care of while she was gone. She took the dog out back. Somehow she managed to walk back in the room naked.

What kind of dog was it?

Posted by: that guy who misses the point a lot at March 30, 2017 03:40 PM (+INtM)

203 Standards are always mocked by those without them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 30, 2017 03:40 PM (zsHGH)

204 i love my dark walnut paneling

Posted by: concrete girl at March 30, 2017 03:41 PM (NA4P9)

205 They really want to live in Brave New World where all sex is casual sex and babies are made on an assembly line and raised by the state.

Posted by: zmdavid at March 30, 2017 03:41 PM (xqRaG)

206 196
If I lived my life in the public eye, I would think a rule such as this would be a necessity due to 3rd party gossip and the the paparazzi media.
Posted by: Damiano at March 30, 2017 03:39 PM (Mq0tM)

===============

Yeah, that's the key difference.

Public life.

Protections against accusations of impropriety and potentially even criminal activity is now considered terrible behavior.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 30, 2017 03:41 PM (ELUpj)

207 I have been the "other" man before. I'm not proud of it, not in the least. I say this to make sure I make this point clearly: The Pences are wise to take this approach.

Now, it is not out of the realm of possibility that I will be having lunch/coffee with married women these days, because I have cultivated over the years several female "friendships" that never evolved into something else. I thoroughly enjoy the company, but I am quite clear about the lines with myself, and if need be, with the women.

I can tell you though, back in the day, when I was "innocently" having a meal/drink with a woman, there was nothing innocent about my intent. Except to say, when I got friend zoned, I didn't mind it, because I would actually enjoy their company anyway.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2017 03:41 PM (TOk1P)

208 She unzipped my parka, slowly. Seventeen layers later, we were down to our shit-stained underwear.

/Over 40's Pr0n

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 03:41 PM (6gk0M)

209 >>>>Hard to tap a coconut phone in Tahiti.



Not really. I built a fully-functional voicemail message system out
of palm fronds, a couple of sea shells and the bilge pump from the
Minnow.
.
.
.But you couldn't fix a simple hole in the side of the boat?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 30, 2017 03:41 PM (le7jz)

210 it was the pooch from those old Coppertone ads who liked to pull on bikini bottoms

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2017 03:42 PM (o4kib)

211 BREAKING! Mike Pence fondling buns at Panera!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 03:23 PM (Nwg0u)


OK, Does anybody know what will get coffee stains off a monitor?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 30, 2017 03:42 PM (HRSh5)

212 Make a little box in the shower, with mosaic tile,
artistic! Still, I liked the show. The little daughter was adorable,
they seemed nice together, no big stupid fights, I liked the
contractors. Apparently she was sleeping with one of them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2017 03:33 PM (39g3+)

The contractor she was bonking wasn't one on their show. He was working on their house....in more ways than one I suppose.
And yeah, I agree with whomever said up thread, grey tiles/cabinets/walls....it's always friggin' grey.

Tarek has thyroid cancer (brought to his attention by a nurse that watched the show and wrote to him to get the lump in his neck checked out.) After he fought and won that battle, he was diagnosed with testicular cancer.

Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2017 03:42 PM (Enq6K)

213 >>So it's just like Sharia - except under Sharia most of the restrictive
rules are put onto the women. Here Pence puts rules on himself - not
anyone else, himself. What a freakin' dictator!



Yeah, except for that whole women can't go out of the house alone/unescorted by a male family member, and having his 'n hers separate dining at restaurants and whatnot. Geez, the stupid, MSM!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2017 03:42 PM (NOIQH)

214 He's a Republican so he can't win. He makes it a point not to be alone with other women, he's a weirdo. He meets with another woman alone for perfectly innocent reasons, then OMG watch the rumors and innuendo fly.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 03:42 PM (0mRoj)

215 I'm only 45. This should not be happening, as far as I was taught.
...........

Time for a colonoscopy!

Posted by: Dr. Weldon Shitpanski at March 30, 2017 03:42 PM (HgMAr)

216 205 They really want to live in Brave New World where all sex is casual sex and babies are made on an assembly line and raised by the state.
Posted by: zmdavid at March 30, 2017 03:41 PM (xqRaG)

=================

"Not a training manual! Jesus Christ! It's not a training manual!"
-Aldous Huxley

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 30, 2017 03:42 PM (ELUpj)

217 I legit had a teacher in my high school that had one of his toes grafted onto his hand to replace a missing finger.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 30, 2017 03:37 PM (CMbMd)

My fourth grade teacher had six fingers on one hand. Her pinkie finger had another pinkie growing out of the side of it on the second knuckle. She started off the year by holding up that hand and telling everyone to have a good long look and ask their questions because that would be the last time it would polite to mention it.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at March 30, 2017 03:42 PM (kXoT0)

218 Right after the election, my lib sister was hyperventilating over Trump grabbing mish, and my husband calmly asked her if she had a problem with Billy Jeff actually having affairs and even raping women.

She quickly said, "Oh, so you're going THERE. Because that's all you have."

Yeesh. Progs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:42 PM (PY9jH)

219 While I've never considered it a rule per se, I've always done kind of the same thing. I've never gone to lunch alone with a female coworker, and I avoid being alone in any room with a woman (not my wife or close relative) with the door closed. I don't recall how or when this mindset came about. It just seemed prudent.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 30, 2017 03:42 PM (RwwCT)

220 What kind of dog was it?
Posted by: that guy who misses the point a lot at March 30, 2017 03:40 PM

+++

ROTFLOL

Posted by: washrivergal at March 30, 2017 03:42 PM (Ivjge)

221 So it's just like Sharia - except under Sharia




Pence would be having dinner with his six wives.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 03:43 PM (4Utw1)

222 If stuff like this and the Russian thing are all they got, I think we're okay.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 30, 2017 03:43 PM (1zARK)

223 "Time for a colonoscopy!"
-Posted by: Dr. Weldon Shitpanski at March 30, 2017 03:42 PM (HgMAr)

*LMFAO!*

...whoops. I peed a little.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 03:43 PM (6gk0M)

224 It's cheap to fly in asian ladyboys to Tahiti!

Posted by: Visit Tahiti Travel Broshure at March 30, 2017 03:43 PM (Re/7S)

225 Wow, that is one weird guy! Well, off to catch my flight to Pedo Island!

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at March 30, 2017 03:43 PM (qJhUV)

226 I heard he dipped the wrong end of the arugula into the amuse bouche. And he doesn't like anonymous buttsechs. What a weirdo.

Posted by: B. Obama at March 30, 2017 03:43 PM (GZb0R)

227 BREAKING: Mike Pence once looked over at a Victoria's Secret shop while Christmas shopping at the mall.

Posted by: This is CNN at March 30, 2017 03:29 PM (nN3W/)


I'm afraid this is too close to the truth. This story sets Pence up for failure. The *least* little infraction by him is going to be the lead story on The Most Trusted Name In News.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 30, 2017 03:43 PM (HRSh5)

228 How wonderful it would have been if my two Whore-Ex-Wives would have honored rules such as these, rather than what they actually did.

It is 1 trillion percent true that it is better to make rules to prevent temptation than to try to clean up the mess after someone "trips".

Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2017 03:44 PM (zKIA2)

229 208 She unzipped my parka, slowly. Seventeen layers later, we were down to our shit-stained underwear.

/Over 40's Pr0n

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 03:41 PM (6gk0M)

Stay away from the late-night prunes.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 30, 2017 03:44 PM (CMbMd)

230 i love my dark walnut paneling

Posted by: concrete girl at March 30, 2017 03:41 PM (NA4P9)


Man, did I miss something upthread? Is that code for something else?

Don't answer that. I'm going to imagine that it is, even if it is not.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2017 03:44 PM (TOk1P)

231 This same group of people thinks Phillip Rivers is weird for having a big family of eight kids.

Posted by: goodluckduck at March 30, 2017 03:44 PM (yqvys)

232 Right after the election, my lib sister was hyperventilating over Trump grabbing mish, and my husband calmly asked her if she had a problem with Billy Jeff actually having affairs and even raping women.

She quickly said, "Oh, so you're going THERE. Because that's all you have."



No. THAT'S all I need. Answer the question.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 03:44 PM (4Utw1)

233
Schiff makes the use of weasel words into an art form. Early contender for 2020.

Unanswered questions... raises more questions... begs the question...

Then...

RAISES THE PROFOUND QUESTION!

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 03:44 PM (ZFUt7)

234
What kind of dog was it?
Posted by: that guy who misses the point a lot at March 30, 2017 03:40 PM (+INtM)


Hardwood

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2017 03:44 PM (v1g1+)

235 It still kind of cracks me up that Gutfeld earned a little extra money in college writing fake letters for Penthouse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:38 PM (PY9jH)


Those letters were FAKE?!?!?!

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2017 03:44 PM (tewYv)

236 The contractor she was bonking wasn't one on their show. He was working on their house....in more ways than one I suppose.
And yeah, I agree with whomever said up thread, grey tiles/cabinets/walls....it's always friggin' grey.

Tarek
has thyroid cancer (brought to his attention by a nurse that watched
the show and wrote to him to get the lump in his neck checked out.)
After he fought and won that battle, he was diagnosed with testicular
cancer.


Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2017 03:42 PM (Enq6K)


Holy crap.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:45 PM (PY9jH)

237 Hard to tap a coconut phone in Tahiti.
.......

Those coconut bras are a bitch, too!

Posted by: Gilligan at March 30, 2017 03:45 PM (HgMAr)

238 I've been married twenty years. I have a teenage daughter.

If I could just have dinner alone, in peace, that would be awesome.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 03:45 PM (tFWWx)

239 My fourth grade teacher had six fingers on one hand.

Polydactyly is actually fairly common, though inn most cases the extra phalanges are removed at a very young age, and never would've grown bone or nerves.

Fully developed extra fingers or toes are very rare.

Posted by: The More You Know at March 30, 2017 03:45 PM (u0s1P)

240 205 They really want to live in Brave New World where all sex is casual sex and babies are made on an assembly line and raised by the state.
-----------------------------------------

There role model, Marx, stated that religion was the opiate of the masses. The modern-day Left has quickly realized that consequence-free sex is truly the opiate of the masses and they've done everything they can to make it a reality.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 30, 2017 03:45 PM (vg8iE)

241 i love my dark walnut paneling
Posted by: concrete girl at March 30, 2017 03:41 PM (NA4P9)

Agreed. It's gorgeous. I have unstained maple bead board in a clear finish. If someone paints it gray/gray after I die, I will haunt them.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at March 30, 2017 03:45 PM (kXoT0)

242 Tahiti ladyboys are much more feminine than... Reggie?

Posted by: da Barry at March 30, 2017 03:46 PM (e3JIL)

243 No married man was ever minding his own business when he tripped and fell penis-first into a strange woman's vagina.


*****


Well, there was that one time with Christie Brinkley in the motel swimming pool. I was just minding my own business...

Posted by: Clark Griswold at March 30, 2017 03:46 PM (wPiJc)

244 "132 Meanwhile our former VP groped every female within arms reach and nary a word from anyone but us
as to his lecherous behavior"

Well, at least Joe was never ALONE with them. He made sure all his groping was captured in HD from multiple angles.

Posted by: Holdfast at March 30, 2017 03:46 PM (nNdYv)

245 i love my dark walnut paneling

Posted by: concrete girl at March 30, 2017 03:41 PM (NA4P9)


I thought you were into concrete.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2017 03:46 PM (8ZskC)

246 After twenty minutes, we were down to long johns and socks.

Posted by: North Dakota Pr0n at March 30, 2017 03:46 PM (6gk0M)

247 So, Tarek and whatshername are the polar opposites of the Gaines on Fixer Upper.

Yet, the Gaines get all the prog hate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:46 PM (PY9jH)

248 Mike Pence never killed a man and covered it up - what a weirdo !

-WaPo

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2017 03:47 PM (c6/9Q)

249 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:42 PM (PY9jH)

I always ask if they're familiar with Anita Hill, when they reply yes, I ask them if they have heard of Juanita Broderick. I've never had a liberal answer yes.

I then tell them why her name matters, also Kathleen Wiley.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 30, 2017 03:47 PM (u8Ywb)

250 If Pence were to dine alone, except for another man, or be in a room alone with another man, the media would accuse Pence of being gay.

Posted by: Nester Wayless at March 30, 2017 03:47 PM (ZjiBa)

251 She unzipped my parka, slowly. Seventeen layers later, we were down to our shit-stained underwear.

/Over 40's Pr0n

Posted by: Slapweasel



1840's Pr0n?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 03:47 PM (4Utw1)

252 247
So, Tarek and whatshername are the polar opposites of the Gaines on Fixer Upper.

Yet, the Gaines get all the prog hate.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:46 PM (PY9jH)

I love the Gaines! He cracks me up.

Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2017 03:47 PM (Enq6K)

253 I can tell you though, back in the day, when I was "innocently" having a meal/drink with a woman, there was nothing innocent about my intent.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2017 03:41 PM (TOk1P)


So you were Paolo?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 30, 2017 03:47 PM (HRSh5)

254 It is 1 trillion percent true that it is better to
make rules to prevent temptation than to try to clean up the mess after
someone "trips".

Posted by: Sharkman

A friend from work got married. Before he did, he said that he thought it would still be all right for him to screw around on the side.
I told him go ahead if he wants to, but then picture your new wife getting drilled by the UPS guy on the regular, and YOU be okay with it.

Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2017 03:48 PM (8ikIW)

255 1840's Pr0n?

To the MP4-Signal!

Posted by: The More You Know at March 30, 2017 03:48 PM (u0s1P)

256 You don't have to have sex.

Ain't sayin it's fun. Or happy. Or pleasant. But it is doable.

Especially for the right reasons.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 30, 2017 03:48 PM (fLMbU)

257 "I was the Big Boss's protege."

Did you work for FOXHOUND?

Posted by: Metal Gear Nerd at March 30, 2017 03:48 PM (yqvys)

258 It's just not worth gambling your career on a false accusation (or a mistaken one), or allowing malicious third parties to start rumors that can harm you AND the other person.
Posted by: Holdfast at March 30, 2017 03:39 PM (nNdYv)



Also there are people, and I do not men by people I mean women too, who are predators and who will try to take advantage.

It is awkward though because I read a forum about a female farm equipment sales rep and how a bunch of the wives were upset that she would go out on the tractor with the husband to talk about stuff and it was just the two of them and they were raised that you just didn't do that. She wasn't doing anything improper but there was no practical way for her to be sure there were witnesses. Sometimes the work needs to be done and you can't meet at the kitchen table. What about then?

Hell, take my office. There's three of us. If me or the other co-worker is out for some reason, it's only the Boss and the other person. So, yeah, I get practical limitations and all of that but to find the entire concept just so creepy is very odd to me.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 03:48 PM (mf5HN)

259 Mike Pence has weird and depraved ideas about sex...

Pizza, anyone?

Posted by: Podesta Bros. at March 30, 2017 03:48 PM (rUIbB)

260 Tahiti ladyboys are much more feminine than... Reggie?[



Tahitian ladies.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 03:48 PM (4Utw1)

261 After he fought and won that battle, he was diagnosed with testicular cancer.


******

Dear Tarek- I have been watching the show and notice that you seem to have an enlarging bulge in your trousers. I would encourage you to have you doctor check it out.

Posted by: Perceptive Nurse at March 30, 2017 03:48 PM (wPiJc)

262 I'll add one more thing to my thoughts on this. When I was in a relationship, I liked having dinner with my girlfriend. There was no obligation or mistrust about it. It was simply something I liked to do.

There were times when I'd have business dinners but, even then, it was nice to include girlfriends/ spouses. Granted, few people enjoy being a third wheel at a business dinner and, if it was going to be a group of business associates, this might be further awkward for a spouse/ significant other.

That said, I can easily see the basis of such a rule being, "I keep my work during business hours and dinner time for my SO and myself", particularly for people who have business obligations that routinely suck up 23 of 24 hours of the day.

Posted by: Damiano at March 30, 2017 03:48 PM (Mq0tM)

263 Polydactyly is actually fairly common, though inn most cases the extra phalanges are removed at a very young age, and never would've grown bone or nerves.

Fully developed extra fingers or toes are very rare.
Posted by: The More You Know at March 30, 2017 03:45 PM (u0s1P)

She was in her late sixties at the time and any sort of surgery like that would have been unavailable when she was born around 1900. She kept clear nail polish on all 11 nails.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at March 30, 2017 03:48 PM (kXoT0)

264 She quickly said, "Oh, so you're going THERE. Because that's all you have."

It seems sufficient for game, set, match.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 30, 2017 03:49 PM (QQ+il)

265 >>>Spock's dad?

Spock's mom??

:::ejaculates:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 30, 2017 03:49 PM (2pucm)

266 After twenty minutes, we were down to long johns and socks.
Posted by: North Dakota Pr0n at March 30, 2017 03:46 PM (6gk0M)



"I can do things with a weedwacker that you never would imagine."

Posted by: Betsy Does Bismarck at March 30, 2017 03:49 PM (8ZskC)

267
I love the Gaines! He cracks me up.


Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2017 03:47 PM (Enq6K)


Their whole family is so cute! Those kids are gorgeous little angels.


That said, I *am* getting a wee bit tired of shiplap.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:49 PM (PY9jH)

268
After he fought and won that battle, he was diagnosed with testicular cancer.


Posted by: Tami


I'm gonna throw the challenge flag on that claim. Almost unheard of above a fairly young age in males and females.

/ attempt to be gender inclusive

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 03:49 PM (ZFUt7)

269 @219...

yeah....I don't find it bizarre at all. But, I find that it is a concrete rule a little different.

I don't think my parents would ever eat alone with another opposite gendered person, other than family.

I think it's all in context. Would I go to St. Elmos with a casual friend? Probably not. Chick Fil A? No problem.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 03:49 PM (smD62)

270 Agreed. It's gorgeous. I have unstained maple bead board in a clear finish. If someone paints it gray/gray after I die, I will haunt them.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at March 30, 2017 03:45 PM (kXoT0)

I would have a fit too. My ceilings are Douglas fir and my walls are all paneled. I think my bedroom ceiling is cedar.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 30, 2017 03:49 PM (u8Ywb)

271 She was in her late sixties at the time and any sort of surgery like that would have been unavailable when she was born around 1900. She kept clear nail polish on all 11 nails.

Are you sure she was a woman?

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at March 30, 2017 03:50 PM (u0s1P)

272 From that tool Anand Giridharadas:

This is a medieval vision of every man as an incorrigible adulterer or
rapist, lest he be restrained by his wife's presence by his side.



Gee, that almost sounds like...every dang cleric who blames a 12 year old girl for inviting her own rape because her head wasn't covered and the men just couldn't help themselves, what with the uncovered meat it was a sexual emergency.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2017 03:50 PM (NOIQH)

273 still kind of cracks me up that Gutfeld earned a little extra money in college writing fake letters for Penthouse.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:38 PM (PY9jH)


HTH do you land a gig like that?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 30, 2017 03:50 PM (HRSh5)

274 239 My fourth grade teacher had six fingers on one hand.

Polydactyly is actually fairly common, though inn most cases the extra phalanges are removed at a very young age, and never would've grown bone or nerves.

Fully developed extra fingers or toes are very rare.

Posted by: The More You Know at March 30, 2017 03:45 PM (u0s1P)
--------------------------------------------

It's a not-uncommon side effect of some medications a mother might take while pregnant - I used to work with a woman who had epilepsy, and her daughter was born with 6 fingers on each hand due to the meds she (the mother) had to take every day to prevent seizures.

The extra digits were removed when the little girl was around 18 months old.


Posted by: Boots at March 30, 2017 03:50 PM (EBwPV)

275 A friend from work got married. Before he did, he said that he thought it would still be all right for him to screw around on the side.
I told him go ahead if he wants to, but then picture your new wife getting drilled by the UPS guy on the regular, and YOU be okay with it.
Posted by: Bruce



You should have said, "Me", instead of the UPS guy.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 03:50 PM (4Utw1)

276 the media is right: the Pences are no Michelle, Reggie, Val and Barry...

Posted by: the Butcher at March 30, 2017 03:51 PM (AGJqR)

277 I can tell you though, back in the day, when I was "innocently" having a meal/drink with a woman, there was nothing innocent about my intent.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2017 03:41 PM (TOk1P)

So you were Paolo?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 30, 2017 03:47 PM (HRSh5)


Heavens no! I don't think my "success" rate was ever anywhere near his.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2017 03:51 PM (TOk1P)

278 Funny how none of these media chuckle-heads had anything to say to Ta-Nehisi Coates when he admitted to following the EXACT same rules with his wife back in 2012.

Posted by: Philip Rucker at March 30, 2017 03:51 PM (+WNB7)

279 Man, did I miss something upthread? Is that code for something else?

Don't answer that. I'm going to imagine that it is, even if it is not.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2017 03:44 PM (TOk1P)

See my post #169 about painting over paneling.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at March 30, 2017 03:51 PM (kXoT0)

280 The MFM wishes we were more French:

Every guy has a mistress and all the adult kids take off in the summer and let their old parents roast to death in their city apartments. Win-Win!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2017 03:51 PM (zc3Db)

281
So you were Paolo?


We are all Paolo now. Or Paola.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2017 03:52 PM (v1g1+)

282
still kind of cracks me up that Gutfeld earned a little extra money in college writing fake letters for Penthouse.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:38 PM (PY9jH)

HTH do you land a gig like that?


Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 30, 2017 03:50 PM (HRSh5)==================

Heh. You interested? He talked about it a couple of years ago on The Five.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:52 PM (PY9jH)

283 Katie Walsh, fired from the White House today, is BFF's with Maggie Haberman who wrote NYT article today. #Transparent #Leaker
---
Think Trump Found the "Leaker"

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 30, 2017 03:52 PM (y3aQB)

284 I only drink with my wife.

What about coke?

Posted by: Christopher Moltisani at March 30, 2017 03:52 PM (FhXTo)

285 269 @219...

yeah....I don't find it bizarre at all. But, I find that it is a concrete rule a little different.

I don't think my parents would ever eat alone with another opposite gendered person, other than family.

I think it's all in context. Would I go to St. Elmos with a casual friend? Probably not. Chick Fil A? No problem.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 03:49 PM (smD62)

I eat lunch with my employees that are men. I don't care if people talk.
My husband takes the office girls to lunch and I'm not there. I don't care.

If someone else is uncomfortable dining with a person of the opposite sex, I don't care.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 30, 2017 03:52 PM (u8Ywb)

286 Polydactyly is actually fairly common, though inn most cases the extra phalanges are removed at a very young age, and never would've grown bone or nerves.

Fully developed extra fingers or toes are very rare.

Posted by: The More You Know at March 30, 2017 03:45 PM (u0s1P)
............

I have a vestigial tail, but I had my horns removed when I was two.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at March 30, 2017 03:52 PM (HgMAr)

287 still kind of cracks me up that Gutfeld earned a little extra money in college writing fake letters for Penthouse.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:38 PM (PY9jH)

HTH do you land a gig like that?
Posted by: OregonMuse




Flood the zone with such believable letters with the same return address where they contact you.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 03:52 PM (4Utw1)

288 "HTH do you land a gig like that?"
-Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 30, 2017 03:50 PM (HRSh5)

By tickling fancies?

Posted by: North Dakota Pr0n at March 30, 2017 03:52 PM (6gk0M)

289 Damnable Sock!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 03:53 PM (6gk0M)

290 Every guy has a mistress and all the adult kids take off in the summer and let their old parents roast to death in their city apartments. Win-Win!!

The death caused by lack of AC during European summers is shocking. Especially that one year in France, but, yeah, this doesn't get brought up enough.

Posted by: The More You Know at March 30, 2017 03:53 PM (u0s1P)

291 I only drink with my wife.

What about coke?




Hookers.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 03:53 PM (4Utw1)

292 Are you sure she was a woman?
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at March 30, 2017 03:50 PM (u0s1P)

Yes, I am sure. She died during that school year of cancer. We kids were not supposed to know it was breast cancer, but, we did.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at March 30, 2017 03:53 PM (kXoT0)

293 I don't know. The Left will snark. And while I agree that Pence is a good man who loves his wife, I'm not sure I buy into the premise that his marital rules are based on.
Isn't this what we poke fun at the Muzzies for? The idea that a man can't be alone with a woman who is not his wife without going nuts? If this idea is true, well then we go back to the old rules where a woman can't get a job in a mean's world...

Posted by: JoeF. at March 30, 2017 03:53 PM (7uYFy)

294 My ceilings are Douglas fir and my walls are all paneled. I think my bedroom ceiling is cedar.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 30, 2017 03:49 PM
====

Nope. Definitely pine.

Posted by: Super creepy Mortimer at March 30, 2017 03:53 PM (fLMbU)

295 I read long ago that Rev. Billy Graham had a strict rule that whenever he was in a meeting with a woman, especially one on one, the door stayed open. I always thought that was a wise precaution against scandal and even rumors. Given his political (read: lying scumbag) enemies, I'm glad to see Mike Pence is smart enough to follow that approach.

Posted by: JTB at March 30, 2017 03:54 PM (V+03K)

296 The more you know to the Barrel, please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:54 PM (PY9jH)

297 How the Hell did you avoid that Barrel?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 03:54 PM (6gk0M)

298 oh crap oh crap

Posted by: The More You Know at March 30, 2017 03:54 PM (u0s1P)

299 there are lots of reasons concrete is in my nic.

i speak in code.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 30, 2017 03:54 PM (NA4P9)

300 oh crap oh crap

Posted by: The More You Know at March 30, 2017 03:54 PM (u0s1P)


That's okay. You meant well.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2017 03:55 PM (zc3Db)

301 218
Right after the election, my lib sister was hyperventilating over Trump
grabbing mish, and my husband calmly asked her if she had a problem with
Billy Jeff actually having affairs and even raping women.

She quickly said, "Oh, so you're going THERE. Because that's all you have."

Yeesh. Progs.
===========
Did he retort, "Yes it's my . . <steeples fingers > . . trump card."

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 30, 2017 03:55 PM (ZQpd0)

302 241 i love my dark walnut paneling

Posted by: concrete girl at March 30, 2017 03:41 PM (NA4P9)




Go on...

Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2017 03:55 PM (NyJwR)

303 Oh... I see it wasn't rickb223.

His Close-Tags saved the rest of the Posters.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 03:55 PM (6gk0M)

304 Their whole family is so cute! Those kids are gorgeous little angels.


That said, I *am* getting a wee bit tired of shiplap.

Posted by: Jane D'oh



Did you see the recent houseboat redo?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 03:55 PM (4Utw1)

305 After he fought and won that battle, he was diagnosed with testicular cancer.




Posted by: Tami

I'm gonna throw the challenge flag on that claim. Almost unheard of above a fairly young age in males and females.

/ attempt to be gender inclusive


Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 03:49 PM (ZFUt7)

You can challenge if you want but he's been on shows talking about it and trying to raise awareness of it.

Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2017 03:56 PM (Enq6K)

306 My fourth grade teacher was allergic to sunlight.

The weird thing was I didn't think of vampire jokes until years later.

I was thinking, by the way, that to jump start The Walking Dead they should change the theme song to an adapted version of Randy Newman's Short People:

Dead people got no reason
Dead people got no reason
Dead people got no reason
To live

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 03:56 PM (Nwg0u)

307 My husband has had several female employees over the years. He usually takes them out for Secretary's Day.

I've never been a jealous person anyway. You cheat on me and I kill you. It's as simple as that. Or I divorce you and take all our stuff.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:56 PM (PY9jH)

308 If wasn't bad luck
If it wasn't for real bad luck
I wouldn't have no luck at all

- Tarek El Moussa

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2017 03:56 PM (HgMAr)

309 "My ceilings are Douglas fir and my walls are all paneled. I think my bedroom ceiling is cedar."

No rich mahogany?

Posted by: Ron Burgandy at March 30, 2017 03:56 PM (yqvys)

310 Well of course the Media is going to snark about this. If he had ever violated these self imposed rules, they would have an easy story to write about. Since he has done this they have to actually do work and write about truthful things.

Posted by: Picric at March 30, 2017 03:56 PM (s0VSd)

311 @293

I kind of agree with you on that.

On one hand, I'm of the opinion if people want to talk, let them talk; it's between me and my husband and the gentleman I had a meal with and my God. And, that's all that matters, so....screw you, right?

On the other hand, I fully believe that false stories beget real stories and marital tension can be created. So, if this is their way of making sure they don't have to worry about their marriage being tested, more power to them.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 03:57 PM (smD62)

312 94 Had a great boss years ago who taught me this same lesson. Also to keep the office door open if a woman had a meeting with me.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2017 03:22 PM (2aX9r)



I used to leave my office door open for my office hours in academia. It set the tone of openness, and also constituted insurance.

Once, though, a very attractive female undergrad showed up dressed to the nines (dinner dress, heels, the works; most unusual for a college student) entered my office and closed the door behind her.

It turned out to be totally innocuous, but I was really relieved when she left. I was single then, untenured, and working way too many hours to have a social life. I did not need the temptation, which I wasn't 100% sure I'd be able to resist.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2017 03:57 PM (SRKgf)

313 Stupid old sock off.

Posted by: holygoat at March 30, 2017 03:57 PM (+WNB7)

314 Man, did I miss something upthread? Is that code for something else?

Don't answer that. I'm going to imagine that it is, even if it is not.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2017 03:44 PM (TOk1P)

See my post #169 about painting over paneling.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at March 30, 2017 03:51 PM (kXoT0)


No! I have no intention or desire to ruin the fantasy for myself.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2017 03:57 PM (TOk1P)

315 284 I only drink with my wife.

What about coke?
Posted by: Christopher Moltisani at March 30, 2017 03:52 PM (FhXTo)

I drink alone, unless its with my pal Johnnie Walker, or his brothers, Blackie and Red

Posted by: George Thoroughgood at March 30, 2017 03:57 PM (AGJqR)

316 Mike Pence once left a restroom door unlocked while he visited a convent.
-CNN

Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 03:57 PM (nN3W/)

317 "there are lots of reasons concrete is in my nic.

i speak in code.
"
-Posted by: concrete girl at March 30, 2017 03:54 PM (NA4P9)

You're getting hard?

I'm not good at this.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 03:57 PM (6gk0M)

318 "My ceilings are Douglas fir and my walls are all paneled. I think my bedroom ceiling is cedar."

No rich mahogany?




No fine Corinthian leather?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 03:58 PM (4Utw1)

319 HTH do you land a gig like that?



Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004


I did it for a while, for a lark. Seventy five dollars per approved submission. This was ages ago, early days of computers. Probably about $500 in todays dollars.

I found it relaxing after pounding out computer code for hours.

I enjoyed making erotic shit up. Funny thing is, you submit but they edit. Final published submission can be 180 degrees off.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 03:58 PM (ZFUt7)

320 Media: Clintons have an idealic marriage... squeeeee

Media: The Weiners are trying to work it out...awwwww

Media: Mike Pence won't eat alone with women - MISOGYNISTIC BASTARD



Posted by: cathymv at March 30, 2017 03:58 PM (xMEER)

321 Heh. You interested? He talked about it a couple of years ago on The Five.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:52 PM (PY9jH)


Ha! No, I'm past the point where I would want to do something. I'm just curious how you would ever find out about an, uh, "opening" in the Penthouse letters writing dept. I suppose it would help if you lived in New York City rather than the California sticks.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 30, 2017 03:58 PM (HRSh5)

322 Did you see the recent houseboat redo?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 03:55 PM (4Utw1)


No. I need to find that. They're based in Waco, right? I can never get Janet Reno and the Branch Dividians out of my mind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 03:58 PM (PY9jH)

323 What about coke?
Posted by: Christopher Moltisani at March 30, 2017 03:52 PM (FhXTo)


He saves the coke for the hooker on Saturday.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 30, 2017 03:58 PM (Tnhbr)

324 People that find these guidelines odd are odd.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2017 03:58 PM (lwiT4)

325 My wife has a saying: "Appearances matter when you're married."

She's right. She won't even Facebook friend a man without first sending his wife a friend request.

Neither of us would have dinner alone with someone of the opposite sex. She has lunch with her male boss occasionally across the street from their office. That's it.

So fuck all these snarking media shitbirds. Says more about them that they think there's anything strange about creating some standards for your behavior.

Posted by: Warden at March 30, 2017 03:59 PM (MZ8Zz)

326 I found it relaxing after pounding out computer code for hours.

How ironic ... lots of guys pounded one out after reading your letters.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 04:00 PM (tFWWx)

327 Posted by: Super creepy Mortimer at March 30, 2017 03:53 PM (fLMbU)

That really creeped me out.

It's calling from inside the house.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 30, 2017 04:00 PM (u8Ywb)

328 My fourth grade teacher had six fingers on one hand.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil,


******

I'll bet math class was hell.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 04:00 PM (wPiJc)

329 I'm so old I remember when Jimmy Carter did the exact.same thing. And talked about committing adultery in his heart by looking at women lustfully.

And no Dem said anything.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 30, 2017 04:00 PM (fLMbU)

330 No. I need to find that. They're based in Waco, right? I can never get Janet Reno and the Branch Dividians out of my mind.



Yes they are. Waco, Tx.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 04:00 PM (4Utw1)

331 yeah have pretty strict rules in our marriage...as long as I give her all the money she does all the lady stuff

Posted by: DanMan at March 30, 2017 04:00 PM (XTiHL)

332 My life goal is to find someone who loves me like Chip loves Jojo.....they are just absolutely perfect.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 04:01 PM (smD62)

333 I hate when Under Wife watches those decorating/renovation shows. It usually means Mr. Wallet starts weeping eventually.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 04:01 PM (nN3W/)

334 10 This is how you get more Trump. Basic common sense that most men who have been married a long time would just do as a matter of course

Posted by: The Regular Guy at March 30, 2017 03:09 PM (qHCyt)

I mean, I can't even grow a proud mane and I think this is a good rule. Not one I've personally observed but I get it. Biologically functional dudes are hardwired to love attention from even modestly fair instances of the fairer gender. To deny this #science is to be super, super low T. Like you're-the-guy-who-the-eunuchs-bullied-...-at-your-10-year-reunion-low-T.

Posted by: Regular T at March 30, 2017 04:01 PM (wx6iv)

335 Gah. I actually have to go to Sam's Club. Do. Not. Want.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 04:01 PM (PY9jH)

336 "No fine Corinthian leather?"


That's rich Corinthian leather muchacho.

Posted by: Zombie Ricardo Montalban at March 30, 2017 04:01 PM (OD2ni)

337 OT but the Power Ranger actor who killed his roommate with a sword got only six years. WTF ?

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 30, 2017 04:01 PM (HJbDF)

338 If Pence were to dine alone, except for another man, or be in a room alone with another man, the media would accuse Pence of being gay.

Posted by: Nester Wayless at March 30, 2017 03:47 PM (ZjiBa)


If you really want your eye to twitch, go read about all the Lefties saying that he is obviously gay.

And then there was the person who said that you don't have to tell me he's creepy, he has eyes that look like the last thing you see before the assault begins.

So. Yes. The Left is point blank calling him a gay man who is also a rapist.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 04:01 PM (mf5HN)

339 Media Snarking on Mike Pence's and Wife's Marital Rules

Squirrel! And it's wearing a burqa! It's a burqa-wearing squirrel! Burqa! Squirrel! Scuirreliburqa!

Posted by: MFM at March 30, 2017 04:02 PM (1CroS)

340 Well the media can suck it.

Posted by: Weasel at March 30, 2017 04:02 PM (Sfs6o)

341 Posted by: Warden at March 30, 2017 03:59 PM (MZ8Zz)

Dinner alone with a woman, I wouldn't like my husband having dinner alone with a woman. That is weird.

Business lunch is different.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 30, 2017 04:02 PM (u8Ywb)

342 My fourth grade teacher had six fingers on one hand.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil,


******

I'll bet math class was hell.
Posted by: Muldoon




Sherry: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Teacher: 6

Sherry: WTF?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 04:02 PM (4Utw1)

343 So what IS the big news about Nunes that someone said old Shep was hyperventilating about earlier?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 30, 2017 04:02 PM (7uYFy)

344 Speaking of The Walking Dead-

"Legion" was the polar opposite of that bloated, borefest full of Hamburger Helperiffic pseudo-drama.

Eight episodes, zero filler, weirdness on maximum overdrive, in..out..done...Boom!

That is how you do a cable series, bitches!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2017 04:02 PM (NyJwR)

345 My fourth grade teacher had six fingers on one hand.
-Posted by: Sherry McEvil,

"I'll bet math class was hell."
-Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 04:00 PM (wPiJc)

Hilarious, except that he had an advantage on a Base Twelve system.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 04:02 PM (6gk0M)

346 The left is getting back at Pence. he might not eat out with a woman alone ... but if he goes to the bathroom at the restaurant he might find himself in a bathroom alone with a woman, though she'll probably be spending her time farting and spitting in the corner, trying to be oh-so masculine.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2017 04:02 PM (zc3Db)

347 You can challenge if you want but he's been on shows talking about it and trying to raise awareness of it.


Posted by: Tami


I believe you. I don't believe him.

Testicular cancer in a male above about 30 years of age is pretty damn rare.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 04:02 PM (ZFUt7)

348 I tried to tell the press about the time I pulled a Chicago Sunroof through the top of The Beast into Barry's mouth but nobody cared.

Posted by: Reggie Love at March 30, 2017 04:02 PM (FqgrG)

349
I read long ago that Rev. Billy Graham had a strict rule that whenever
he was in a meeting with a woman, especially one on one, the door stayed
open. I always thought that was a wise precaution against scandal and
even rumors. Given his political (read: lying scumbag) enemies, I'm glad
to see Mike Pence is smart enough to follow that approach.

Posted by: JTB at March 30, 2017 03:54 PM (V+03K)
======================

Billy Graham would not even enter an elevator if it was occupied by a woman alone. He would wait for the next car, or wait till he had a companion.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2017 04:03 PM (lwiT4)

350 The math teacher with six fingers can count to elebenty

Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 04:03 PM (nN3W/)

351
I'm afraid this is too close to the truth. This story sets Pence up for failure. The *least* little infraction by him is going to be the lead story on The Most Trusted Name In News.


Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 30, 2017 03:43 PM (HRSh5)


CNN became Weekly World News so fast I couldn't believe it.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Has Got it, Yeah Baby It's Got It at March 30, 2017 04:03 PM (hLRSq)

352 "335 Gah. I actually have to go to Sam's Club. Do. Not. Want."


Get a rotisserie chicken. 5 bucks and feeds my family dinner and sandwiches for lunch the next day. Not sure how they make money on them. Delicious too.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 30, 2017 04:03 PM (OD2ni)

353 Hilarious, except that he had an advantage on a Base Twelve system.

Handy for a Zoroastrian Shapeshifter.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 30, 2017 04:03 PM (QQ+il)

354 We had a Sales Rep for our company who had the same policy. I believe if he wanted to have this policy with his wife that was his private business. But, when he says he cannot travel with a female senior director or take a female customer to lunch he needs to find a new role or job.
It is not right for him to take male customers to lunch, golfing or dinner but not do the same for female colleagues.
Wrong job for his personal policy. What do you say?
Comments please!

Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at March 30, 2017 04:04 PM (3aBcq)

355
If you really want your eye to twitch, go read about all the Lefties saying that he is obviously gay.


Ah, once again the Left engages in behavior that they destroy others for. So, Thursday.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2017 04:04 PM (oVJmc)

356 Avoid the appearance of impropriety and you will still be accused of it by the MSM.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 04:04 PM (6gk0M)

357 I'm afraid this is too close to the truth. This story sets Pence up for failure.

He's a strong, conspicuously Christian conservative. It was happening anyway. This just makes their job harder.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2017 04:04 PM (39g3+)

358 Does he...ahhhhmmm...ride alone in a car with....ahhhhmmm...a young girl?? Because there's....ahhhhmmm...nothing wrong with...ahhhhmmm...that. Unless you...ahhhmmm...drive off....ahhhhmmm...a bridge and end up in the...ahhhmmmm...water. Then you could have...ahhhmmm...problems.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at March 30, 2017 04:04 PM (qJhUV)

359
That really creeped me out.

It's calling from inside the house.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 30, 2017 04:00 PM
==

My gift. My curse.

*sigh*

You should really dust more often, though, you know. Not good for the lungs.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 30, 2017 04:05 PM (fLMbU)

360 "CNN became Weekly World News so fast I couldn't believe it."


Ed Anger is pig biting mad that you compared his beloved WWN to that pinko network.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 30, 2017 04:05 PM (OD2ni)

361 He's a strong, conspicuously Christian conservative. It was happening anyway. This just makes their job harder.

And they say journalism is dead!

Posted by: a voice from the Barrel, crying out at March 30, 2017 04:05 PM (u0s1P)

362 Get a rotisserie chicken. 5 bucks and feeds my
family dinner and sandwiches for lunch the next day. Not sure how they
make money on them. Delicious too.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 30, 2017 04:03 PM (OD2ni)


I made Greek salads with sliced rotisserie chicken for dinner last night. I've never bought a Sam's Club chicken, but I've heard they're great (and larger than the ones at other stores).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 04:05 PM (PY9jH)

363 Read exactly what happened with Trumps healthcare bill and how the Caucus tried to make an ass out if him and lied about the content;

http://tinyurl.com/mxc8bsu

I hardly ever agree with Rove and he's obviously not Trumps biggest fan.

But I dare you to avoid punching a kitten when you're done reading.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 30, 2017 04:05 PM (9IM0p)

364 Hilarious, except that he had an advantage on a Base Twelve system.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 04:02 PM (6gk0M)

Point of order: Base 11, she only had the extra finger on one hand.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at March 30, 2017 04:05 PM (kXoT0)

365 Does everyone remember the media fawning over John Edwards having his anniversary lunch at Wendy's or wherever it was?

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 30, 2017 04:05 PM (u8Ywb)

366 329 I'm so old I remember when Jimmy Carter did the exact.same thing. And talked about committing adultery in his heart by looking at women lustfully.

And no Dem said anything.
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 30, 2017 04:00 PM (fLMbU)

It actually has a basis in the Bible. I have not yet summoned the courage to gouge out my eye but being reminded of such is not the worst gut check.

Posted by: Ayatollah Carter at March 30, 2017 04:05 PM (wx6iv)

367 JoeF.: "So what IS the big news about Nunes that someone said old Shep was hyperventilating about earlier?"

Who knows. His studio is probably now entranced by Squirreliburqa! Or there's a rumor of a cannibalism convention heading to NOLA.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 30, 2017 04:06 PM (1CroS)

368 Billy Graham would not even enter an elevator if it was occupied by a woman alone. He would wait for the next car, or wait till he had a companion.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2017 04:03 PM (lwiT4)

Was that because he didn't want to be unfairly accused of doing anything? Or did he just think he wouldn't be able to control himself?
Or was it a possible groupie he wanted to avoid? Yes, televangelists have groupies too....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 30, 2017 04:06 PM (7uYFy)

369 There is no such thing as accidental infidelity. No married man was ever minding his own business when he tripped and fell penis-first into a strange woman's vagina.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at March 30, 2017 03:28 PM (5fSr7)



I'm guessing you never met the demon chick. There are women out there that can push buttons like a space shuttle captain. You're minding your own business, then next thing you know you're camped out with Odysseus on Circe Island. They will awaken something primitive, something old, and then you are.. truly.. fucked.

I met 2 in my life...only 2. They exist, and I'm not frigging kidding. Having met the first one made me wise enough to recognize the 2nd one. How they move, how they talk, how the touch, how every single moment from the minute they lay eyes on you is geared to making you go pon farr Vulcan. Its like some dark level seduction that makes regular seduction look like a girl scout merit badge.

I know there are 1 or 2 morons here that know what I'm talking about. Its some scary shit really. I could explain how this one chick worked, but the blog would be empty and the bunks would be full, I'm not kidding.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 04:06 PM (aMlLZ)

370 Testicular cancer in a male above about 30 years of age is pretty damn rare.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 04:02 PM


Testicles are a cancer on the humyn race that needs to be eliminated, stat!

Posted by: Union of Radical Feminists, Brattleboro, VT. Chapter at March 30, 2017 04:06 PM (DMUuz)

371 349
I read long ago that Rev. Billy Graham had a strict rule that whenever
he was in a meeting with a woman, especially one on one, the door stayed
open. I always thought that was a wise precaution against scandal and
even rumors. Given his political (read: lying scumbag) enemies, I'm glad
to see Mike Pence is smart enough to follow that approach.

Posted by: JTB at March 30, 2017 03:54 PM (V+03K)
======================

Billy Graham would not even enter an elevator if it was occupied by a woman alone. He would wait for the next car, or wait till he had a companion.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2017 04:03 PM (lwiT4)

Do we now refer to Billy Graham in the past tense? In other words has he passed on? I know he was very ill recently, but I cannot recall if he is still with us.

The media are lower than trash. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 30, 2017 04:06 PM (hJrjt)

372 Hilarious, except that he had an advantage on a Base Twelve system.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 04:02 PM (6gk0M)
------
Six on one hand - - base eleven?

Posted by: Weasel at March 30, 2017 04:07 PM (Sfs6o)

373 338 If you really want your eye to twitch, go read about all the Lefties saying that he is obviously gay.

And then there was the person who said that you don't have to tell me he's creepy, he has eyes that look like the last thing you see before the assault begins.

So. Yes. The Left is point blank calling him a gay man who is also a rapist.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 04:01 PM (mf5HN)

=================

"Well, this cultural attitude among the left really is convincing me to rethink my vote for Trump after a lifetime of voting Democrat."
-No Midwesterners

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 30, 2017 04:07 PM (mC1ZI)

374 Get a rotisserie chicken. 5 bucks and feeds my family dinner and sandwiches for lunch the next day. Not sure how they make money on them. Delicious too.
Posted by: Benji Carver



Volume. I always grab 2. One for dinner. One soley for leftovers.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 04:07 PM (4Utw1)

375 "Point of order: Base 11, she only had the extra finger on one hand."
-Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at March 30, 2017 04:05 PM (kXoT0)

My Bad. Nice Call.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 04:07 PM (6gk0M)

376 >>So. Yes. The Left is point blank calling him a gay man who is also a rapist.


Yeah....mind-numbingly dumb. How is it rapey to intentionally *not* be alone with a woman; it's avoiding any/all potentially rapey situations. That b@stard!!


This is like throwing a slutwalk demanding men not objectify women...and then calling a man gay for not looking at them all dressed up in underwear and wagging their boobs at him. Feminism is a mental disease.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2017 04:07 PM (NOIQH)

377 Has anybody seen my weiner?

Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 30, 2017 04:08 PM (F9rT3)

378 The reaction by the left to Pence's marriage is more Overton window stuff.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 30, 2017 04:08 PM (TdMsT)

379 It is not right for him to take male customers to lunch, golfing or dinner but not do the same for female colleagues.

Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at March 30, 2017 04:04 PM (3aBcq)


Golfing with women is a total pain in the ass. If she's cute and wears some of those hot little golf dresses then fine. But then ... that brings us back to the point of this discussion.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2017 04:08 PM (zc3Db)

380 359
That really creeped me out.

It's calling from inside the house.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 30, 2017 04:00 PM
==

My gift. My curse.

*sigh*

You should really dust more often, though, you know. Not good for the lungs.
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 30, 2017 04:05 PM (fLMbU)

While you're in that closet, would you mind killing the black widows in there for me?

Thanks!!

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 30, 2017 04:08 PM (u8Ywb)

381 How ironic ... lots of guys pounded one out after reading your letters.


Posted by: ScoggDog


I actually wrote for the 'other side' - Playgirl, 'cause pron is pron and a checks a check.

Worst part? Swear on a Bible... I wrote a nice story about white girl and white guy in Jamaica. They changed it into an interracial thing. Black girl, Jamaican guy.

Sound familiar? A year or so later, 'How Stella Got Her Groove Back' was released.

I had signed off. So screwed.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 04:08 PM (ZFUt7)

382 "Six on one hand - - base eleven?"
-Posted by: Weasel at March 30, 2017 04:07 PM (Sfs6o)

Called and corrected.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 04:08 PM (6gk0M)

383 My dearly departed dad's advice was to always be above reproach.

Posted by: Weasel at March 30, 2017 04:08 PM (Sfs6o)

384 nood

Posted by: a voice from the Barrel, crying out at March 30, 2017 04:08 PM (u0s1P)

385 If you really want your eye to twitch, go read about all the Lefties saying that he is obviously gay.

And then there was the person who said that you don't have to tell me he's creepy, he has eyes that look like the last thing you see before the assault begins.

So. Yes. The Left is point blank calling him a gay man who is also a rapist.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 04:01 PM (mf5HN)



But super duper macho vacationing for a month with only guys is totes straight.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 04:09 PM (493sH)

386 I've never bought a Sam's Club chicken, but I've heard they're great (and larger than the ones at other stores).



They are much bigger.
And Sam's seasons them better.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 04:09 PM (4Utw1)

387 Thankfully, Billy Graham is still with us.

But Superstar Billy Graham and Fillmore West owner Bill Graham are not, sadly.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 30, 2017 04:09 PM (7uYFy)

388 378 The reaction by the left to Pence's marriage is more Overton window stuff.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 30, 2017 04:08 PM (TdMsT)

================

Battlefield prep.

But for what?

On the one hand you have a "rapist" in Trump. On the other someone who's deeply devoted to his wife in Pence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 30, 2017 04:09 PM (mC1ZI)

389 Six Finger Six Finger
Man alive!
How'd I ever get along with five?

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2017 04:09 PM (HgMAr)

390 Nood. But not Mrs. Pence Nude.

Posted by: Vanceone at March 30, 2017 04:09 PM (HcgJZ)

391 Hey. Gauguin didn't get this kind of shit.

Posted by: Barack the Splendid at March 30, 2017 03:24 PM (Ivjge)

Well, he painted perky native titties. That gets him a lot of cred.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 04:09 PM (WDdjT)

392 unfortunately Rove chose to post his comment at wsj, behind a paywall. I don't want to give them money.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2017 04:10 PM (o4kib)

393 382 "Six on one hand - - base eleven?"
-Posted by: Weasel at March 30, 2017 04:07 PM (Sfs6o)

Called and corrected.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 04:08 PM (6gk0M)
-----------
Nah, bro you're good. Until observed, it's Schrodinger's hand.

Posted by: Weasel at March 30, 2017 04:10 PM (Sfs6o)

394 Point of order: Base 11, she only had the extra finger on one hand.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at March 30, 2017 04:05 PM (kXoT0)


How did she keep her balance?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2017 04:10 PM (zc3Db)

395 I know there are 1 or 2 morons here that know what I'm talking about. Its some scary shit really. I could explain how this one chick worked, but the blog would be empty and the bunks would be full, I'm not kidding.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 04:06 PM (aMlLZ)

Yeah, my bi-polar cousin is like that. She kept trading up her doctor husbands until she got the Dallas cardiologist. Funny thing though, he makes her take her meds, has her on an allowance, and a strict schedule. He may be hooked, but, he sure ain't stupid.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at March 30, 2017 04:11 PM (kXoT0)

396 368 Billy Graham would not even enter an elevator if it was occupied by a woman alone. He would wait for the next car, or wait till he had a companion.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2017 04:03 PM (lwiT4)

I think that's wise advice for any male that could be blackmailed/sued.

Cya just like Dr's that have a female assistant in the room when they examine you.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 30, 2017 04:11 PM (u8Ywb)

397 I could explain how this one chick worked, but the blog would be empty and the bunks would be full, I'm not kidding.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 04:06 PM (aMlLZ)


No, no .... please continue.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at March 30, 2017 04:11 PM (rxiJx)

398 There are two Americas. There's the America where you're seen by the media as some kind of kook for refusing to dine alone with a woman and there's the America where you can bang the shit out of some groupie photographer and knock her up while your wife is dying and the media never says a fucking thing about it.

Posted by: Former Senator John Edwards at March 30, 2017 04:11 PM (qJhUV)

399 Was that because he didn't want to be unfairly
accused of doing anything? Or did he just think he wouldn't be able to
control himself?

Or was it a possible groupie he wanted to avoid? Yes, televangelists have groupies too....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 30, 2017 04:06 PM (7uYFy)
=========================

I think I recall reading an interview with him many many years ago, in which he had said that he'd seen too many good men destroyed by scandal, rightfully or not. He and Ruth tried to put in place guidelines that would help them to remain faithful and to protect his ministry from even a hint of scandal. I believe he succeeded. I don't ever remember hearing anything disparaging about Billy Graham.

Other than the fact he got kicked out of Wheaton College as an undergrad.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2017 04:11 PM (lwiT4)

400 We had a Sales Rep for our company who had the same policy. I believe if he wanted to have this policy with his wife that was his private business. But, when he says he cannot travel with a female senior director or take a female customer to lunch he needs to find a new role or job.
It is not right for him to take male customers to lunch, golfing or dinner but not do the same for female colleagues.
Wrong job for his personal policy. What do you say?
Comments please!
Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at March 30, 2017 04:04 PM (3aBcq)



That if your company has a policy that your sales people will travel together and have lunches and dinners together then I want to be hired by the firm that's going to get very very very rich indeed from the sexual harassment lawsuits that will be coming. Because they will be coming, no pun intended.

Sending two employees off to travel together, particularly of opposite sexes, is a nightmare waiting to happen. Now, I do agree that business lunches carry a very different connotation than a dinner. Lunches are for a more limited time frame and, generally, are in more casual places. But dinner? That is after work and is the start of private engagements. If I were the client, I would not be best pleased to have a sales person, no matter the gender, suggest dinner. That's pushing a boundary.

Golf is in public but I would not feel comfortable doing a business golf twosome, even with a client. Especially with a client. Hell, if I were a female sales rep and my boss demanded that I take a male client off on a private social outing I would feel like I was being pimped out.

As I noted previously, sales is difficult because there are some lines blurred on business and social. But this notion that business lives must include social events on a one on one basis with someone else strikes me as an area absolutely ripe for abuse. And litigation. Tasty, tasty, tasty litigation.

*ponders* I'm thinking a nice high five, low six figure retainer would be good.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 04:12 PM (mf5HN)

401 Hilarious, except that he had an advantage on a Base Twelve system.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 04:02 PM (6gk0M)


You know, if lefties didn't like the Metric System, that one guy would constitute sufficient grounds to have the system declared discriminatory and banned from any public or private use.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2017 04:12 PM (zc3Db)

402 Yeah, my bi-polar cousin is like that. She kept trading up her doctor husbands until she got the Dallas cardiologist. Funny thing though, he makes her take her meds, has her on an allowance, and a strict schedule. He may be hooked, but, he sure ain't stupid.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at March 30, 2017 04:11 PM (kXoT0)


Well, it's nice to hear one seems to be working out.

Too many people like that are nothing but a comet with a tail of destruction behind them, because they can't stop seeking new things to get control over.

If only someone could keep politicians on their meds.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2017 04:16 PM (wB8Tg)

403 I have lunch, dinner & breakfast with men exclusively. Mmmmm - mmm - mmmm!

Posted by: Barry on the Beach at March 30, 2017 04:17 PM (bc2Lc)

404 Media screams (yet again) "I LIVE IN A BUBBLE!"

Posted by: Memories at March 30, 2017 04:17 PM (mwcEF)

405 Is it not the intention of every company to treat their customers equally? Is it not discrimination against the female boss that the male employee will not travel with her (ride in a car, have lunch, dinner)

I am in the transportation business and have traveled with male superiors as well as employees for 20+ years with no problem or harassment. I am not saying men haven't "tried", it's about how you handle it as a professional.

I fully believe that if you have this policy in your life and you cannot treat customers equally you should not be in the position.

Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at March 30, 2017 04:22 PM (3aBcq)

406 Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at March 30, 2017 04:04 PM (3aBcq)

Scenario A: People traveling on business tend to be separate by default unless there is a concerted effort to book seats next to each other and stuff them in double bed rooms, regardless of gender of the people involved. If I'm traveling on business, the hours are usually a lot longer and I look for every excuse for time alone I can get.

Scenario B: If not people are not going with Scenario A, even if everyone is the same gender, they are out fucking off together on the company dime. So, you get a bunch of drunks padding the expense account or sexual harassment suits, accidentally pregnant girls returning from training meetings, etc.

Yes, there are exceptions but most companies have non fraternization polices for a reason.

Posted by: Damiano at March 30, 2017 04:27 PM (Mq0tM)

407 Good rule. Always hire two hookers.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 30, 2017 04:29 PM (FtrY1)

408 371 ... Turns out Rev. Graham is still with us at 98 years old. I thought he died but it was he retired in 2014.

Posted by: JTB at March 30, 2017 04:34 PM (V+03K)

409 Is it not the intention of every company to treat their customers equally? Is it not discrimination against the female boss that the male employee will not travel with her (ride in a car, have lunch, dinner)
========================
Look. The genders have been WEAPONIZED.

As a man, I will not even talk to a new hire, male or female, until they have been here for at least 3 months. IF they are crazy then usually its divulged by that time. I will then proceed cautiously by saying "good morning" or things of that nature.

Be aware that anyone, male or female, in authority is subject to a an awful risk by being alone with any subordinate. Especially the idiots coming out of college these days. That's what they have made of the world. Trust is dead.

Posted by: simplemind at March 30, 2017 04:34 PM (xVRrG)

410 Everyone on the radio is talking about this

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2017 04:42 PM (GPaiX)

411 Marital fidelity is so alien a concept to these media operatives that they think there's something sinister about it.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 30, 2017 04:46 PM (Mu3qN)

412 You know what, eff-them. Sticks and stones and all that. Ignore them, they'll go away. The only person whose opinion Mike Pence needs to worry about, in this context, is his wife's.

Posted by: steve walsh at March 30, 2017 04:54 PM (WOb/E)

413 Well, it's not just them protecting themselves from temptation. This also makes it harder for the left to successfully accuse them of anything.

Remember how they said McCain did something with someone (don't recall details) just because they were seen together?

Posted by: Emmie at March 30, 2017 05:04 PM (5spkj)

414 I've never believed anything K Rove has said why should I believe him now?

As for as "read what the liberals are saying"; what the Republicans are saying is disgusting enough why should I want to read their crap?


Oh, and Rosalind had a ring in Jimmy's nose she did.

Posted by: Billie at March 30, 2017 05:04 PM (ODr92)

415 "278 Funny how none of these media chuckle-heads had anything to say to Ta-Nehisi Coates when he admitted to following the EXACT same rules with his wife back in 2012."

That's because Ta-Nehisi has a retarded name.

Posted by: B. Obama at March 30, 2017 05:12 PM (GZb0R)

416 Maybe, the "media" could have or should, look into the fact that MIKE has a fucking cock? Mmm?

Posted by: KenH at March 30, 2017 05:47 PM (nER8W)

417 Snarking on this is a simple example of why the left sucks regarding every facet of human nature.

Posted by: Brisco_County at March 30, 2017 06:14 PM (5Rikf)

418 You people Ace are basically the same as the Taliban

Posted by: BilboBaggins at March 30, 2017 06:26 PM (rkQuh)

419 I'd like to say that I've been a clean , wholesome boy scout kind of guy with the ladies, but the sad truth is...


...I'm a loser. It was never about intent, it was about opportunity.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 30, 2017 06:26 PM (0i9eW)

420 Nothing strange about Valerie Jarrett MOVING INTO OBAMA'S FUCKING HOUSE after they left the White House, nope!

Posted by: No One Special at March 30, 2017 09:02 PM (jm8Wz)

421 Hillary has a sex life? Ewwwuuuuuuu

Posted by: Dave F at March 31, 2017 08:46 AM (Pz17W)

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