Mid-Morning Open Thread

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Mountain Stream
John Singer Sargent

Update [OregonMuse]: Pardon me, I need to elbow my way onto CDB's thread to encourage you to check our moron Mark Huffman's Twitter TL. Mark is an evangelical Christian and also an MD, and some feckless SJWs tried to explain to him about abortion and Mark sliced through all of their tired talking points like a hammer. And he did it with a smile on his face. Mark is a good man, and his TL is packed full of #winning.

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1 WTH

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at March 30, 2017 09:33 AM (2x9LM)

2 Hello?

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at March 30, 2017 09:34 AM (2x9LM)

3 Definite shrinkage potential here.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 30, 2017 09:34 AM (RD7QR)

4 goes to get the corgis

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at March 30, 2017 09:34 AM (2x9LM)

5 Where's the Coors?

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 09:34 AM (0mRoj)

6 Nekkid as a jay bird!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 09:34 AM (4Utw1)

7 Oh, and the snipers are behind any number of rocks.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 30, 2017 09:34 AM (RD7QR)

8 Looks like one of those "paint by numbers" kits.

Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2017 09:35 AM (x9c8r)

9 Sniper is in the top left.

Painting depicts a moment seconds before the naked guy has his brains blown out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 30, 2017 09:35 AM (mC1ZI)

10 For some reason this painting reminds me of Big Bad Mama 2

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at March 30, 2017 09:35 AM (eytER)

11 I've been to some of the mountain streams up in the Sierra Nevadas. You will not climb in one of those naked I guarantee it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2017 09:35 AM (mpXpK)

12 Is that a dude or a skinny butch lesbian? Difficult to tell from this angle.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 09:36 AM (0mRoj)

13 Alternate title: "Moron Searching for Guns Lost in Tragic Canoe Accident."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 09:36 AM (PY9jH)

14
Rocks are tough to paint and look realistic.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 09:36 AM (ZFUt7)

15 I always loved swimming in the local creek. The downside was the feel of periwinkle shells crunching under your bare feet, glass slick rock covered with algae, leeches and the possibility of broken bottles on the bottom.

Ah, summer, ah childhood.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2017 09:36 AM (0hI48)

16 Drat! I had composed a topical rowboat / raft / shipwreck limerick expecting we would stay on topic for the week. Perhaps another time.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 09:36 AM (wPiJc)

17 I'm not used to being here so early. Not complaining, but this graveyard shift sucks.

Oh and Trump has already accomplished his primary mission. Anything conservative other than beating Hillary was a bonus. He's not gonna lean right on everything. That's fine.

He gave us a few more years to prepare. Good enough.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 30, 2017 09:37 AM (Jcg9Q)

18 Is that watercolor? Looks like watercolor.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 09:37 AM (0mRoj)

19 CBD, I was looking at this picture this morning on my calendar - The Annunciation by Henry Ossawa Tanner. It makes the angel seem like the Ilia Probe from Star Trek: The Motion Picture:

http://tinyurl.com/l69e2ha

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2017 09:37 AM (X6fMO)

20 Alternate title: Poor bastard fleeing his basement this morning after replacing his water heater last night.

I'm off to Lowe's.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 30, 2017 09:37 AM (TnUKj)

21 Lake Shrivel

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 30, 2017 09:37 AM (BWL+E)

22 Hope this isn't near Superior.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2017 09:37 AM (lwiT4)

23 Dude's just biding his time until the two Deliverance locals show up.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 30, 2017 09:38 AM (kfcYC)

24 This is where the Cashew bathes.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 30, 2017 09:38 AM (GLgXc)

25 Water looks cold.

Dat wymmon she gon' have some perky nips.

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's science! at March 30, 2017 09:38 AM (2El4P)

26 22 Hope this isn't near Superior.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2017 09:37 AM (lwiT4)

More like Lake Flaccid.

Posted by: josephistan at March 30, 2017 09:38 AM (7HtZB)

27 That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Austin Powers at March 30, 2017 09:38 AM (W8bn5)

28 The dark grey rock in the right foreground-- festooned with NSA listening devices and cameras.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 09:39 AM (UOJLJ)

29 So is that a man or women?

It's got a little bit of "Pat!" feel to it.

Posted by: WisRich at March 30, 2017 09:39 AM (hdpay)

30 Meh...looks like something in my Dr's office.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 30, 2017 09:39 AM (WLK0w)

31 23 Dude's just biding his time until the two Deliverance locals show up.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 30, 2017 09:38 AM (kfcYC)

Then maybe he should be practicing his pig scream.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 30, 2017 09:39 AM (RD7QR)

32 23 Dude's just biding his time until the two Deliverance locals show up.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 30, 2017 09:38 AM (kfcYC)

Yer gonna pray to me, boy, an' yew better pray good!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 09:39 AM (0mRoj)

33 Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 09:36 AM (wPiJc)

Have I confounded your expectations?

Plans within plans.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 09:39 AM (rF0hx)

34 Not sure I like how the color and definition here work. It looked at first like it was strewn with bodies. Which granted will complicate the sniper's work, but still, not a top swimmin' hole. Or fishing for that matter.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 30, 2017 09:39 AM (9krrF)

35 I'm having a hard time looking at this eyes. My eyes can't find anywhere to rest, and the image is too cluttered for me to view in totality. And none of the shapes are easily recognized ... or said another way ... the rocks don't look like damn rocks.

Am I the only one ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 09:40 AM (tFWWx)

36 Yup. Fag.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 30, 2017 09:40 AM (W8bn5)

37 Am I the only one ?

Posted by: ScoggDog


Scroll up one. You're not.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 30, 2017 09:41 AM (9krrF)

38 The clear blue starkness of the water against the rocks makes me think the temperature is uncomfortably painful. The only reason he's in that stream is to get away from the no-see-ums that chewed off his pants.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2017 09:41 AM (lwiT4)

39 sunblock. stat.

Posted by: Kim K. at March 30, 2017 09:41 AM (PNcou)

40 i had no idea hunter s. thompson was a fucking painter too. must have whipped that up in the back seat on the way to vegas. damn.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2017 09:42 AM (KP5rU)

41 looks like something in my Dr's office.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 30, 2017 09:39 AM (WLK0w)

Steal it. it's worth about $5,000,000

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 09:42 AM (rF0hx)

42 It's a watercolor. Hard to get real definition in that medium.

Posted by: josephistan at March 30, 2017 09:43 AM (7HtZB)

43 Always liked his stuff and while this is just a bunch of colors, still like.

Posted by: JEM at March 30, 2017 09:43 AM (TppKb)

44
Yeah, looks like watercolor to me.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 09:43 AM (ZFUt7)

45 In our part of the mountains that water was melting ice maybe 15 minutes earlier. - a limerick



A brave mountain lad Yukon Willy
Was smart as your average hillbilly
On Cottonwood Pass
He nearly froze off his ass
Now silly hillbilly Willy's quite chilly

Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 09:43 AM (wPiJc)

46 Ye ole watering hole just ain't what it used to be.

Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2017 09:43 AM (2Mnv1)

47 The rocks in the front are more abstract than the realism in the rest of the panting.

Artist took a class between finishing this one.

Posted by: Jen at March 30, 2017 09:43 AM (m8stq)

48 That's not shrinkage. That's hetero-normative, cis-genedered, A-sexual, Binary-kaleidoscope interpretation of some dude dipping his balls in it.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 30, 2017 09:43 AM (WLK0w)

49 Sargent should have stuck to painting babelacious duchesses.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 30, 2017 09:43 AM (BWL+E)

50 40 i had no idea hunter s. thompson was a fucking painter too. must have whipped that up in the back seat on the way to vegas. damn.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2017 09:42 AM (KP5rU

Me and you are pissing in the same pot.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 30, 2017 09:43 AM (GLgXc)

51 Local news reporting that Telecoms made big payoffs to R's to repeal the internet privacy bill. Activists threatening to purchase Reps browsing histories.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 09:43 AM (UOJLJ)

52 I am so pissed this morning.

For years I was a Scout volunteer. Was even Charter Organization Rep.

I've been "retired" since son made Eagle and left for the military. I still attend some functions, etc.

Last night there was a meeting and dinner, and husband came home and "gifted me" all the dirty table cloths. Apparently none of the latest batch of Scout moms (and dads) know how to operate their washing machines.

*seethes just a tad*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 09:43 AM (PY9jH)

53 nah, the hillbillies like more cushion for the pushin'.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2017 09:44 AM (vzhRo)

54 Don't see a penis. Obamacare funding his 'reassignment'?

Posted by: JEM at March 30, 2017 09:44 AM (TppKb)

55 Scroll up one. You're not.

I see that now.

This is strange. There's been plenty of stuff here I didn't like ... but this is the first one that I honestly had to struggle to even look at.

Well ... this and Naked Fat Guy.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 09:45 AM (tFWWx)

56 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2017 09:37 AM (X6fMO)

I like Tanner, and have used a few of his works. Have you poked around a bit? His technique and style is all over the place...weird, but appealing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 09:45 AM (rF0hx)

57 Skinny dip pin' alone is very sad.
Needs a vestial virgin or two.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2017 09:45 AM (2aX9r)

58 23 Dude's just biding his time until the two Deliverance locals show up.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 30, 2017 09:38 AM (kfcYC)

I'm with Jane -- the only reason to be naked in that stream is to retrieve the guns from the canoe accident now that Trump has been elected. But he'd better be quick about it or he'll need to send a search party for his balls.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 30, 2017 09:45 AM (RD7QR)

59 16 Drat! I had composed a topical rowboat / raft / shipwreck limerick expecting we would stay on topic for the week. Perhaps another time.

---

and here i was imagining a filing cabinet stuffed with limericks indexed for all occasions.

Posted by: Kim K. at March 30, 2017 09:45 AM (PNcou)

60 35 I'm having a hard time looking at this eyes. My eyes can't find anywhere to rest, and the image is too cluttered for me to view in totality. And none of the shapes are easily recognized ... or said another way ... the rocks don't look like damn rocks.

Am I the only one ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 09:40 AM (tFWWx

No. It's like looking at the world on a mushroom and strong MDMA trip.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 30, 2017 09:45 AM (GLgXc)

61 Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it.

Posted by: Naked Guy's Butt Crack at March 30, 2017 09:46 AM (87y4e)

62 you can the the SEAL just breaking the surface

Posted by: Kim K. at March 30, 2017 09:46 AM (PNcou)

63 looks like something in my Dr's office.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 30, 2017 09:39 AM (WLK0w)

Steal it. it's worth about $5,000,000

****
Heh...I got an eye like an ear.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 30, 2017 09:46 AM (WLK0w)

64 Sitting in a cold river contiguous
That washed over rocks, maybe igneous
Was a figure quite nude
Maybe chick, maybe dude
As the gender it was quite ambiguous

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 09:46 AM (0mRoj)

65 Have I confounded your expectations?

Plans within plans.....


*****

Adapt, improvise and overcome.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 09:46 AM (wPiJc)

66 (that's why I was in the woods)

Posted by: Hillary! at March 30, 2017 09:47 AM (2z74n)

67 Jane.
Congrats on son making Eagle. That is a great accomplishment.
Recommend washing drying and dumping them all in a bag. No folding. Let's them iron out the wrinkles.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2017 09:47 AM (2aX9r)

68 Looking at that stream, I'm trying to think how I would go about painting clear water. Still thinking. I'm not sure how one captures that.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2017 09:47 AM (lwiT4)

69 51 Local news reporting that Telecoms made big payoffs to R's to repeal the internet privacy bill. Activists threatening to purchase Reps browsing histories.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 09:43 AM (UOJLJ

I'm 100% in favor of this for more reasons than just the privacy Bill.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 30, 2017 09:47 AM (GLgXc)

70 The Greenville County Museum of Art (SC) has one of the largest collections of work by Andrew Wyeth. It's a must-see if you're in upstate SC. And Greenville itself is lovely and worth a visit.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 09:48 AM (PY9jH)

71 68 Looking at that stream, I'm trying to think how I would go about painting clear water. Still thinking. I'm not sure how one captures that.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2017 09:47 AM (lwiT4)

It's like a float plane coming in on a lake in Alaska so clear that you cannot tell where the surface is. Brace yourself 'cause you never know when we'll hit.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 30, 2017 09:49 AM (RD7QR)

72
I can safely predict that even Muldoon can't create a rhyming poem that ends with the word 'shrinkage'.

Throws down challenge flag.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 09:49 AM (ZFUt7)

73 Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 09:46 AM (0mRoj)

Muldoon!

Paging Mr. Muldoon!

Your competition has arrived.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 09:49 AM (rF0hx)

74 Mountain stream painted before the EPA released tons of mine tailings into it.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 30, 2017 09:49 AM (BWL+E)

75 Jane.

Congrats on son making Eagle. That is a great accomplishment.

Recommend washing drying and dumping them all in a bag. No folding. Let's them iron out the wrinkles.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2017 09:47 AM (2aX9r)


If only. They belong to my church, and I'll be using them next weekend for another funeral reception I'm hosting.


My life is one exciting adventure after another.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 09:49 AM (PY9jH)

76 "Let's see how small I can make it!"

Posted by: Dang at March 30, 2017 09:50 AM (8b+oT)

77 This guy is an idiot.
Everyone knows you find the little back water where there's a little beach so you don't have to crawl over the rocks to get wet.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2017 09:50 AM (2aX9r)

78
62 you can the the SEAL just breaking the surface

Posted by: Kim K. at March 30, 2017 09:46 AM (PNcou)








Naw, that's just some ice cream

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2017 09:50 AM (XWkhW)

79 That stream is in Brazil. You know what's prevalent in Brazillian streams? Piranhas that's what.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 09:51 AM (UOJLJ)

80 when Lena was overweight and posing naked, I'm pretty sure I had Mountain Stream Guy beat.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2017 09:51 AM (vzhRo)

81 79 That stream is in Brazil. You know what's prevalent in Brazillian streams? Piranhas that's what.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 09:51 AM (UOJLJ)

Candiru.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 09:51 AM (0mRoj)

82 Is that a dude or a skinny butch lesbian?



Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 09:51 AM (4Utw1)

83 He forgot to bring toilet paper. Now find the poo.

Posted by: Dang at March 30, 2017 09:51 AM (8b+oT)

84 Huzzah for skinny dipping! Mountain stream is probably brisk.

I didn't know Sargent did watercolors.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 30, 2017 09:51 AM (gIRsn)

85 Sitting in a cold river contiguous

That washed over rocks, maybe igneous

Was a figure quite nude

Maybe chick, maybe dude

As the gender it was quite ambiguous





Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 09:46 AM


Gauntlet status:
[X] Thrown down
[ ] Not thrown down

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2017 09:51 AM (p+Wdc)

86 Put some clothes on that water's cold!

Posted by: sinalco at March 30, 2017 09:52 AM (yODqO)

87 A funeral reception???
Oh!!!
A wake!

I'm Irish.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2017 09:52 AM (2aX9r)

88 72
I can safely predict that even Muldoon can't create a rhyming poem that ends with the word 'shrinkage'.

Throws down challenge flag.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 09:49 AM (ZFUt7)

A cable show actor named Dinklage
Swam into a lake prone to sinkage
He looked for his guns
But lost out on fun
When the temp caused a good bit of shrinkage!

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 30, 2017 09:52 AM (RD7QR)

89
Throws down challenge flag.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 09:49 AM (ZFUt7)

*****


Hmm, s challenge to use the word "shrinkage"
Guess I'll start with a Bing search for linkage!
Nope, that came up empty
So I s'pose I'll just simply
Go inside my head and use 'thinkage!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 09:52 AM (wPiJc)

90 A brave mountain lad Yukon Willy - 9 syllables
Was smart as your average hillbilly - 10 syllables
On Cottonwood Pass - 5 syllables
He nearly froze off his ass - 7 syllables
Now silly hillbilly Willy's quite chilly - 11 syllables

A limerick is a humorous poem consisting of five lines. The first, second, and fifth lines must have seven to ten syllables while rhyming and having the same verbal rhythm.

---

Alright son, turn of the creative juices and step out of the idiom. I'm going to need to see your poetic license and you're going to have to write some straight lines of free verse...
The third and fourth lines only have to have five to seven syllables,
and have to rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 - art police at March 30, 2017 09:52 AM (PNcou)

91 Ahh.. Nature's bidet

Posted by: Eric S Hun at March 30, 2017 09:52 AM (oOsYG)

92 I didn't know Sargent did watercolors.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 30, 2017 09:51 AM (gIRsn)

The Philadelphia Museum of Art has an current exhibition on his & Winslow Homer's watercolors.

Posted by: josephistan at March 30, 2017 09:53 AM (7HtZB)

93 And Greenville itself is lovely and worth a visit.

I started up a small FedEx hub in Greenville many years ago. It WAS very nice.

At the time ... they had this winding park with various fighter jets displayed. Nice to run in during the evening.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 09:53 AM (tFWWx)

94 OT
Today's school indoctrination story at LI.

A five year old kindergartener was playing with classmates at recess a game of "Kings and Queens". She was the guard of the palace and when the bad guys showed up, she pointed a stick at them and "fired it".

She was(not a joke) immediately pulled off the playground and taken to the principals office, where she was suspended and her mother called to pick her up for "posing a threat to other children".

Plain and simple early indoctrination in how to be a sheep for the government.

Posted by: Jen at March 30, 2017 09:53 AM (m8stq)

95 My life is one exciting adventure after another.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 09:49 AM (PY9jH)

You really are a saint, I just wanted you to know that.

Do you have any single sisters, cousins, etc??

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 30, 2017 09:53 AM (Jcg9Q)

96 70 The Greenville County Museum of Art (SC) has one of the largest collections of work by Andrew Wyeth. It's a must-see if you're in upstate SC. And Greenville itself is lovely and worth a visit.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 09:48 AM (PY9jH

That name sounds familiar. I think Mama Pepe owns a Andrew Wyeth. Could that be valuable?

She has more art than some museums and has no idea what she has.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 30, 2017 09:53 AM (GLgXc)

97 I can safely predict that even Muldoon can't create a rhyming poem that ends with the word 'shrinkage'.

There are those who enjoy looking at shrinkage
With hard work one finds plenty of linkage
But even with Rule 34
The internet may have in store
Unending porn featuring Peter Dinklage

Posted by: Naked Guy's Butt Crack at March 30, 2017 09:54 AM (87y4e)

98 Hmmm. I generally like Sargent, but I like some of his works better than others. I like the colors in this one, and I always like water. Could do without the naked person, though - seems incongruous.

Great bunch of limericks this morning.

Come for the art, stay for the poetry.

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 09:54 AM (sBOL1)

99 So somebody wants rhyming for "shrinkage".
I'm skating, so here at the rink edge
I'll ponder this task
Take a swig from my flask
And then shelf the issue on the pink ledge.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 30, 2017 09:54 AM (9krrF)

100 It's like a float plane coming in on a lake in Alaska so clear that you cannot tell where the surface is. Brace yourself 'cause you never know when we'll hit.

There was a version of that which opened the Clive Cussler novel Vixen 03. A stricken bomber (IIRC) was flying over dense forest trying to find a place to land and was rapidly running out of fuel.

Suddenly, as they cleared a ridge, a huge clear field opened up in front of them and the pilot managed to bring the plane down.

The problem was, the "field" was a frozen lake covered with a dusting of snow and as soon as the pilot switched off the engines, the ice broke and the plane immediately sank to the bottom.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2017 09:55 AM (X6fMO)

101 The third and fourth lines only have to have five to seven syllables,
and have to rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 - art police


FREE VERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/holds up lighter

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 30, 2017 09:56 AM (9krrF)

102 I can safely predict that even Muldoon can't create a rhyming poem that ends with the word 'shrinkage'.

Bonus points if he can work the name "Peter Dinklage" into it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2017 09:56 AM (X6fMO)

103 Alright son, turn of the creative juices and step
out of the idiom. I'm going to need to see your poetic license and
you're going to have to write some straight lines of free verse...

The third and fourth lines only have to have five to seven syllables,

and have to rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 - art police at March 30, 2017 09:52 AM


Run, man! It's the poetry police! I'll hold xem off wit some bad grammar and typos!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2017 09:56 AM (p+Wdc)

104
Glad I didn't put any money on the line.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 09:56 AM (ZFUt7)

105 There once was a man in a river.
The cold on his prick made him shiver.
He loudly exclaimed, a little deranged,
"Fuck that's cold! This is bullshit! Get me the fuck outta here! I can't fucking rhyme for shit now! My balls! FUCK!"

Posted by: Dang at March 30, 2017 09:57 AM (8b+oT)

106 The Philadelphia Museum of Art has an current exhibition on his & Winslow Homer's watercolors.


Thank you, although grrrrrr it ends May 14 and the huge Wyeth thing at Brandywine starts in late June.

I do not wish to visit Mom twice just to soak in some art.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 30, 2017 09:57 AM (gIRsn)

107 94 OT
Today's school indoctrination story at LI.

A five year old kindergartener was playing with classmates at recess a game of "Kings and Queens". She was the guard of the palace and when the bad guys showed up, she pointed a stick at them and "fired it".

She was(not a joke) immediately pulled off the playground and taken to the principals office, where she was suspended and her mother called to pick her up for "posing a threat to other children".

Plain and simple early indoctrination in how to be a sheep for the government.
Posted by: Jen at March 30, 2017 09:53 AM (m8stq

In Pre-K they are already dumbing them down. My oldest son has learned nothing from 3-year old school. Nothing. They spend way too much time indoctrinating them to be nothing but below average and conditioning them to be worker bees for the Government/corporations.

I'm furious and consider this child abuse. He has had all ambition and drive destroyed.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 30, 2017 09:57 AM (GLgXc)

108 Well, stay for SOME of the poetry.

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 09:57 AM (sBOL1)

109 Alright son, turn of the creative juices and step out of the idiom. I'm going to need to see your poetic license and you're going to have to write some straight lines of free verse...
The third and fourth lines only have to have five to seven syllables,
and have to rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 - art police at March 30, 2017 09:52 AM (PNcou)

Run, it's the prigs!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 09:58 AM (0mRoj)

110 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2017 09:56 AM (X6fMO)

Easy enough-"Linkage" although Muldoon is very clever.

Posted by: SunnySkyz. at March 30, 2017 09:58 AM (fDdVG)

111 Do you have any single sisters, cousins, etc??



Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 30, 2017 09:53 AM (Jcg9Q)


Have one sibling, my lib sister. If she weren't a prog, she'd be lots of fun.


Trust me, she's still an Obama worshiper. You DO NOT WANT.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 09:58 AM (PY9jH)

112
The third and fourth lines only have to have five to seven syllables,
and have to rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 - art police


Forcing your conventions on others is cultural oppression.

Posted by: Rachel Dole Saw at March 30, 2017 09:59 AM (IqV8l)

113
Whoever said 'Nude Art' at the end of the last thread was prescient - or peeked.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 09:59 AM (ZFUt7)

114 Posted by: Buzzsaw90 - art police at March 30, 2017 09:52 AM (PNcou)

You want to look at the feet not the syllables. Syllabic poetry is all Romance languages,

Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2017 10:00 AM (0hI48)

115 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 09:49 AM (rF0hx)

Perhaps someday. Muldoon is still the undisputed Horde limerick champion.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 10:00 AM (0mRoj)

116 I must say I have no idea who Peter Dinklage is. I seem to be in the minority in that regard.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 10:00 AM (wPiJc)

117 When my oldest son was in elementary school, he too got caught up in that dumb "zero tolerance" thing...he committed the sin of making a gun with his thumb and forefinger and saying "BANG BANG." Was sent home for the following couple of days.

I took him to the NRA museum and then to the range to try out a Thompson/Center Classic .22. It was a good time.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at March 30, 2017 10:00 AM (tVWQB)

118 Do you have any single sisters, cousins, etc??





Asking for a friend.



Posted by: Country Boy at March 30, 2017 09:53 AM (Jcg9Q)

Have one sibling, my lib sister. If she weren't a prog, she'd be lots of fun.


Trust me, she's still an Obama worshiper. You DO NOT WANT.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 09:58 AM


HordeMatch.com (TM)

This could have potential. :-P

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2017 10:01 AM (p+Wdc)

119 116 I must say I have no idea who Peter Dinklage is. I seem to be in the minority in that regard.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 10:00 AM (wPiJc)

Dwarf actor. Plays Tyrion Lannister on GoT.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 10:01 AM (0mRoj)

120 116 I must say I have no idea who Peter Dinklage is. I seem to be in the minority in that regard.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 10:00 AM (wPiJc)

If you know of any midget - er - little person actor, he's who you're thinking of.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 30, 2017 10:01 AM (KUaJL)

121 "Local news reporting that Telecoms made big payoffs to R's to repeal the internet privacy bill. Activists threatening to purchase Reps browsing histories."

Proof that said "activists" don't know shiite about the interwebz...

Hah.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 30, 2017 10:01 AM (MINbv)

122 I must say I have no idea who Peter Dinklage is. I seem to be in the minority in that regard.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 10:00 AM (wPiJc)
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He's the guy whose name kind of rhymes with shrinkage.

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:01 AM (sBOL1)

123 The problem was, the "field" was a frozen lake covered with a dusting of snow and as soon as the pilot switched off the engines, the ice broke and the plane immediately sank to the bottom.

*******

Damn. I hate it when that happens.

Posted by: Harrison Ford at March 30, 2017 10:02 AM (2aX9r)

124 I must say I have no idea who Peter Dinklage is"

Me neither, so there's that. Dude's obviously not a Texan, then.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 30, 2017 10:02 AM (MINbv)

125 Going for anal instead of pink edge
too excited to worry bout shrinkage
when i rolled her over
i had to dive for cover
Cause i wasn't prepared for the stink-age

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 - art police at March 30, 2017 10:02 AM (PNcou)

126 Yeah, I know I get accused of seeing gay everywhere, but.... GAY!

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2017 10:03 AM (TOk1P)

127 Like I said, stay for SOME of the poetry.

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:03 AM (sBOL1)

128 We were at a conference on Jekyll Island over the weekend. Returning home on Sunday, we stopped at a historic plantation we'd never visited, Hofyl-Broadfield.

The last descendant died in l973 and left the property to the state. She had never married.

Beautiful old farmhouse style "plantation" home (as was the norm at the time). In the early 1900's the family was friends with the DuPonts, who "wintered" on Jekyll Island and served as financial advisors to the two spinster sisters.

Anyhow, among all the fascinating old things in the house, was a Christmas card from Andrew Wyeth and his wife.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 10:03 AM (PY9jH)

129
Peter Dinklage is famous for breaking a penile plethysmograph upon viewing a photograph of Chelsea Clinton.

With his fists.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 10:04 AM (ZFUt7)

130 Muldoon,
You're not alone. I had to google him.
Once I saw him I recognized him.
Short memory.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2017 10:04 AM (2aX9r)

131 You want to look at the feet not the syllables.

Word.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at March 30, 2017 10:04 AM (X6fMO)

132 Shrinkage!

Posted by: Paladin at March 30, 2017 10:04 AM (YNPwP)

133 HFC Jim Jordan on FNC now. Gives a veiled middle finger to Trump.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 10:05 AM (UOJLJ)

134 When my oldest son was in elementary school, he too got caught up in that dumb "zero tolerance" thing...he committed the sin of making a gun with his thumb and forefinger and saying "BANG BANG." Was sent home for the following couple of days.

I took him to the NRA museum and then to the range to try out a Thompson/Center Classic .22. It was a good time.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at March 30, 2017 10:00 AM (tVWQB)

Sincere question....why do you all tolerate this kind of stuff?
I know you don't want to make your kid the focus of a complaint and battle with the school system, but were there no alternatives? Charter schools, catholic schools, home schooling?

Posted by: Jen at March 30, 2017 10:05 AM (m8stq)

135 Short memory.



Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2017 10:04 AM


ISWYDT.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2017 10:05 AM (p+Wdc)

136 Bunch of iconoclastic wannabes!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 10:05 AM (wPiJc)

137 Dang it. Plantation name is Hofwyl-Broadfield.

*stares at empty coffee cup*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 10:05 AM (PY9jH)

138 130 Muldoon,
You're not alone. I had to google him.
Once I saw him I recognized him.
Short memory.


Short actor ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 10:05 AM (tFWWx)

139 He's the guy whose name kind of rhymes with shrinkage.

---

it was never a problem

Posted by: Zombie Shae at March 30, 2017 10:05 AM (PNcou)

140 Muldoon,
You're not alone. I had to google him.


*****


Inertia prevented me.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 10:06 AM (wPiJc)

141 This is a water color painting.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 30, 2017 10:06 AM (HJbDF)

142 Most people think of Sargent's oil portraits but I find his watercolors interesting. This one is a bit more Impressionistic than some, another change from his usual portrait work. I don't know if this was done plein air (outside) but it has the feel of it. Like Sargent's other watercolors, I find his method of capturing light to be effective. Also like his other watercolor works, there is nothing profound, it simply illustrates a scene.

This painting could serve as a lesson in watercolors with the splatter techniques, dry brush work, and delineating the various objects. In some ways, I find the use of the model to be distracting and being a male makes that more jarring.

Posted by: JTB at March 30, 2017 10:08 AM (V+03K)

143 19 CBD, I was looking at this picture this morning on my calendar - The Annunciation by Henry Ossawa Tanner. It makes the angel seem like the Ilia Probe from Star Trek: The Motion Picture:

http://tinyurl.com/l69e2ha
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Kirk Unit! Kirk Unit! Why do you not disclose the information?

Posted by: Ilia at March 30, 2017 10:08 AM (vg8iE)

144 If you know of any midget - er - little person actor, he's who you're thinking of.

--
rumor has it AtC loves his work. really looks up to him.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 10:08 AM (PNcou)

145 This is really terrible. A washed out poorly executed depiction of the artist's boyfriend, frolicking in a stream.

Like something you'd find in a 14 year old girl's school notebook. He should have put little crooked hearts around the border and wrote "I luv Bobby FOREVAH ELEVENTY!!!!!!" in red marker, with a little heart for the dot on the I.

What's next? Finger paintings?



Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 30, 2017 10:09 AM (1zARK)

146 Sincere question....why do you all tolerate this kind of stuff?
I know you don't want to make your kid the focus of a complaint and battle with the school system, but were there no alternatives? Charter schools, catholic schools, home schooling?


This actually was in a private school - being in Northern Virginia, private school teachers still come from the same background as their public school colleagues.

In fact, in this situation it was a bit more challenging. The school policy was what it was, and a teacher wasn't eager to fight a war with the school when the outcome would be the teacher's dismissal.

So I lodged my complaint, told my son that the policy was stupid and I wasn't going to punish him at all, and we had a good time.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at March 30, 2017 10:09 AM (tVWQB)

147 I read my limericks out loud (in my head) and can generally find a meter that works in the spoken form but not quite right in the written form, by doubling up or eliding syllables

e.g. probably is spoken as 'probly' when needed.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 10:09 AM (wPiJc)

148 144,
You really want to start some s...., don't you?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 30, 2017 10:09 AM (MINbv)

149 This painting was on a douche package. Pretty sure.

Posted by: Dang at March 30, 2017 10:10 AM (8b+oT)

150 e.g. probably is spoken as 'probly' when needed.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 10:09 AM (wPiJc)
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Be like the cool kids and just use "prolly."

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:10 AM (sBOL1)

151 146 This actually was in a private school - being in Northern Virginia, private school teachers still come from the same background as their public school colleagues.

In fact, in this situation it was a bit more challenging. The school policy was what it was, and a teacher wasn't eager to fight a war with the school when the outcome would be the teacher's dismissal.

So I lodged my complaint, told my son that the policy was stupid and I wasn't going to punish him at all, and we had a good time.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at March 30, 2017 10:09 AM (tVWQB)

===================

Learning to pick your fights IS a good lesson to learn.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 30, 2017 10:10 AM (mC1ZI)

152 Summer's Eve? Maybe?

Posted by: Dang at March 30, 2017 10:11 AM (8b+oT)

153 I read my limericks out loud (in my head)"

As long as you don't hear replies, we're good...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 30, 2017 10:11 AM (MINbv)

154 That's an odd looking salmon.

Posted by: goodluckduck at March 30, 2017 10:11 AM (yqvys)

155 You really want to start some s...., don't you?

I'll throw ten bucks into the AtC/Peter Dinklage date fund. Let's make this happen.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 10:11 AM (tFWWx)

156 @Jen -

We don't have school choice, remember?

In Northern Virginia, private schools are pricy. No such thing as charter schools here, we have magnets that are theoretically the same thing, but they are still public schools, and you can't just find the non-prog-tard magnet to send your kids too because it DOES NOT EXIST.

Homeschooling works if you have the ability to do that - two working parent family, it doesn't.

Oh, and what if you have joint custody? Yeah, it doesn't work.

Lots of choices inherent in this story, yes, but ultimately, we have no school choice. You take what happens because you have to send your kids to school.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2017 10:12 AM (tewYv)

157 I must say I have no idea who Peter Dinklage is"

Me neither, so there's that. Dude's obviously not a Texan, then.



Midget actor on Game of Thrones.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:12 AM (4Utw1)

158 155, if only....

that'd be good for 50.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 30, 2017 10:12 AM (MINbv)

159
Putin is giving a speech saying the allegations of Russian interfering with the election are groundless. All the American media stories are just anti-Russian BS.

I don't what Vlad is talking about when I went to vote, there was this short guy and tall woman at the polling place who told me if I voted for Trump I'd get a submissive Russian woman. I asked when I could get her they said first they had to get moose and squirrel.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 10:12 AM (493sH)

160 e.g. probably is spoken as 'probly' when needed.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 10:09 AM (wPiJc)

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Be like the cool kids and just use "prolly."





Posted by: bluebell
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Pmff.

Posted by: The Cool Kids at March 30, 2017 10:12 AM (8b+oT)

161 Senate Intel Hearing-Russia Russia Russia!
What a bunch of clowns.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 10:13 AM (UOJLJ)

162 157 I must say I have no idea who Peter Dinklage is"

Me neither, so there's that. Dude's obviously not a Texan, then.



Midget actor on Game of Thrones.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:12 AM (4Utw1)

===============

The imp.

"Use it as armor, bastard. That way no one can use it against you."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 30, 2017 10:13 AM (mC1ZI)

163 Blaster, I have a couple links for you. Let me run to my computer and I'll post them.

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:14 AM (sBOL1)

164 Midget actor on a bad imitation of The Hobbit, now with more nudity and torture...

FIFY

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 30, 2017 10:14 AM (MINbv)

165 O brother where art thou?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 10:14 AM (/tuJf)

166 Topics? We don't need no stinking topics!

Posted by: Juan Valdez at March 30, 2017 10:14 AM (F9rT3)

167 Well it's bedtime. Back later.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 30, 2017 10:15 AM (Jcg9Q)

168
HordeMatch.com (TM)

MoronsOnly.com

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2017 10:15 AM (IqV8l)

169 Could do without the naked person, though - seems incongruous.

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 09:54 AM (sBOL1)

My thoughts exactly.

I looked at it and was taken by the soft colors and interesting, gauzy look. But then I noticed the guy...seemingly stuck there as an afterthought.

But I'm lazy and figured you lunatics would have some sport with it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 10:16 AM (rF0hx)

170 Say, is that brown trout floating by?

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at March 30, 2017 10:17 AM (BYSrJ)

171 "I drink and I know things." Could be the motto of The Horde.

Posted by: josephistan at March 30, 2017 10:17 AM (7HtZB)

172 Say, is that brown trout floating by?
Posted by: WaitingForMartel



Never drink downstream from the Horde.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:18 AM (4Utw1)

173 "Senate Intel Hearing-Russia Russia Russia!
What a bunch of clowns."

Our own show trials.

Will anyone question why no US intelligence agency did an independent investigation of the DNC hack, but have all relied on a report by a consulting firm hired by the DNC? That the DNC's server now sleeps with the fishes?

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 30, 2017 10:18 AM (bQxkN)

174 I wonder if the fly fishing is any good there. Maybe too rocky.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2017 10:18 AM (lwiT4)

175 Blaster -

Here's the story about Jackson's filing suit:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/n8w9wgn

and here's the pdf of the complaint, worth a quick read just to see all the problems they detail:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/m3c67sy

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:19 AM (sBOL1)

176 HordeMatch.org (asm)

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 10:20 AM (PNcou)

177 Anyone see the story about the Drexel Univ. professor who said he wants to vomit when he sees someone give up their first class seat to a soldier?

This guy also tweeted "All I want for Christmas is white genocide."

People are PAYING this guy to "teach."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 10:20 AM (PY9jH)

178 But I'm lazy and figured you lunatics would have some sport with it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 10:16 AM (rF0hx)
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There's almost nothing we can't have sport with.

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:20 AM (sBOL1)

179 172 Say, is that brown trout floating by?
Posted by: WaitingForMartel

Never drink downstream from the Horde.

---

a ate Mexican last night and just released a school of guppies!

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 10:21 AM (PNcou)

180 CBD, we're like cats with pieces of string.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 10:21 AM (PY9jH)

181
Mornin' Horde



What have I missed so far?

Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:21 AM (8XRCm)

182 How can Seattle preemptively sue to get Federal money that hasn't been withheld yet? And why am I certain some lefty judge will bend the law to accommodate them?

Posted by: Max Power at March 30, 2017 10:22 AM (QCc6B)

183 Part of the fun with limericks is taking indecent liberties with the English language.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 10:23 AM (0mRoj)

184 The Drexel professor sounds psychotic. Insane people used to be noted as such, and kept from self harm and the harm of others.

Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2017 10:23 AM (zSVEm)

185 What have I missed so far?


We're skinny dipping.

Bluebell's screwing up her courage to join us.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 30, 2017 10:24 AM (gIRsn)

186 What have I missed so far?
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:21 AM (8XRCm)
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Limerick throw-down using the word "shrinkage."

I can't think of a short way to say "do you want to participate" without getting yelled at about phrasing. So, do you want to participate?

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:24 AM (sBOL1)

187 179> a ate Mexican last night and just released a school of guppies!


Now THAT made me laugh!

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at March 30, 2017 10:24 AM (BYSrJ)

188 CBD, an art intellectual
Posts nudes with a female aspectual
But this week it's dudes
And they've all been nudes
Which confirms CBD is bisexual!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2017 10:25 AM (NyJwR)

189 Oh hell no, Bander.

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:25 AM (sBOL1)

190 Morning Horde!

Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 10:25 AM (smD62)

191 The Drexel professor sounds psychotic. Insane people used to be noted as such, and kept from self harm and the harm of others.

FIFY!

Posted by: The Burning Times at March 30, 2017 10:25 AM (87y4e)

192 183 Part of the fun with limericks is taking indecent liberties with the English language.

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Posted by: Bill Cosby at March 30, 2017 10:25 AM (PNcou)

193 Mornin' Horde

What have I missed so far?





Nekkidly floating brown trout in a swimming hole.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:25 AM (4Utw1)

194 Will anyone question why no US intelligence agency
did an independent investigation of the DNC hack, but have all relied on
a report by a consulting firm hired by the DNC? That the DNC's server
now sleeps with the fishes?

Posted by: Ignoramus



They're marching all the PhD's out to give testimony. Which tells me they have nothing.

Remember when the government created the ObamaCare website and it took a consortium of capitalist software companies who donated some of their programmers to fix that pile of shit?

The government does not have the level of expertise in low-level forensic programming to do anything other than blow smoke up our ass.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge in Grass Skirt at March 30, 2017 10:26 AM (ZFUt7)

195 What have I missed so far?

Posted by: fixerupper


******

Shrinkage, Dinklage, gay/lesbian hillbillies, skinny dipping, river pooping, canoe accidents, more shrinkage and a few off topic comments about the actual artwork. Typical day.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 10:26 AM (wPiJc)

196 192 183 Part of the fun with limericks is taking indecent liberties with the English language.

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{slips roofie into dictionary}

Posted by: Bill Cosby at March 30, 2017 10:26 AM (PNcou)

197
'Nad shriveling cold, believe me...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2017 10:27 AM (v1g1+)

198 The government does not have the level of expertise in low-level forensic programming to do anything other than blow smoke up our ass.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge in Grass Skirt at March 30, 2017 10:26 AM (ZFUt7)
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Which is probably not hard to do if you're wearing a grass skirt.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:27 AM (sBOL1)

199 Is that Dinklage fellow,properly speaking, a dwarf or a midget?
Staying on topic and all.

Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2017 10:28 AM (zSVEm)

200 do anything other than blow smoke up our ass.

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since i ate Mexican, they should be prepared for the blowback...

Posted by: Bill Cosby at March 30, 2017 10:28 AM (PNcou)

201 LMAO at today's article at BBC News Capital on "The hidden sexism in workplace language". By "Mark Peters"; presumably a male, but I guess you can't take that for granted these days. Goes on and on about this term or that. My favorite is where he is apparently triggered by the expression "drill down", claiming it's male-centric. I know plenty of 'ettes who would just associate it with the hand or power tools they use all the time.

What a yutz.

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at March 30, 2017 10:28 AM (02ckt)

202 Shrinkage, Dinklage, gay/lesbian hillbillies, skinny dipping, river pooping, canoe accidents, more shrinkage and a few off topic comments about the actual artwork. Typical day.

You're a great American! And you're a great American!

You're all great Americans!

Posted by: Sean Winfrey at March 30, 2017 10:28 AM (87y4e)

203 George W. Bush's Outer Dialogue:
"That was some weird s*." "Jeb is probably right."

George W. Bush's Inner Dialogue:
"Man am I glad the media hates him so much! They've basically stopped picking on me now!" "Jeb is a useful idiot."

Amazing how fast everyone forgets. W Hysteria is old and busted, DJT Hysteria is the now. The problem is and has not been in our lifetimes any one Republican president. Nixon really wasn't even the evil dude he's made to be, and the scandals would be fairly vanilla by today's standards. The problem is a partisan and activist press and an ever more progressive leftist political machine whose unhinged tantrums go excused or ignored.

It doesn't matter if it's W, DJT, Gorsuch, Little Marco, Aphrodite and all her love, or Barack's centrist clone. All that matters in the character assassination is "Not progressive democrat." The dems will demonize and stigmatize anyone who is not adherent to their dogma. I will laugh if McMuffin or any of the alt-alt-right gets some traction and they get doo doo bombed just the same.

I'd say the right needs to take a hint but liberty does not benefit politicians so I would not be half surprised if they all know the state of play and just play along to stay rich and famous.

Posted by: Mindreader at March 30, 2017 10:29 AM (wx6iv)

204 Bluebell's screwing up her courage to join us.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad


So, not doing phrasing now?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 30, 2017 10:29 AM (9krrF)

205 Is that Dinklage fellow,properly speaking, a dwarf or a midget? Staying on topic and all.

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and do dwarf peckers also suffer from shrinkage? seems unfair...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 10:29 AM (PNcou)

206 s that Dinklage fellow,properly speaking, a dwarf or a midget?
Staying on topic and all.

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I think they want to be referred to a "little people".

Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:30 AM (8XRCm)

207 Got stuck watching CNN at the airport yesterday. Felt like I was watching Alex Jones or Glenn Beck at his most unhinged. Nobody calls these clowns out because they're on they left. And, pretty much the rest of the media is in the same lunatic conspiracy boat.

Posted by: gm at March 30, 2017 10:30 AM (K0tm3)

208 Which is probably not hard to do if you're wearing a grass skirt.


Just sayin'.


Posted by: bluebell


Oops.

*takes off grass skirt, coconut bra, and sock*

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 10:30 AM (ZFUt7)

209 My favorite is where he is apparently triggered by the expression "drill down", claiming it's male-centric. I know plenty of 'ettes who would just associate it with the hand or power tools they use all the time.

What a yutz.

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna


Odds are he and his peers have barely laid a hand on a power tool at all in their lives.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 30, 2017 10:30 AM (9krrF)

210
C'mon in bluebell..... that waters fiiiiiiiine.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:30 AM (8XRCm)

211
It's a tinkling brook!

(Double entendre intended!)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2017 10:30 AM (v1g1+)

212 *takes off grass skirt, coconut bra, and sock*

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One sock. I wonder what THAT was for.

*taps chin*

Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:31 AM (8XRCm)

213 Hey...I think I just detected the sound of a banjo.

Posted by: Drew at March 30, 2017 10:31 AM (NBHj5)

214 s that Dinklage fellow,properly speaking, a dwarf or a midget?
Staying on topic and all.

-----

I think they want to be referred to a "little people".

Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:30 AM (8XRCm)



The PC term is leprechauns.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2017 10:32 AM (NyJwR)

215 Bluebells doing WHAT!!???

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2017 10:32 AM (2aX9r)

216 >>Is that Dinklage fellow,properly speaking, a dwarf or a midget?

Chairman of the Lollipop Guild.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 10:32 AM (/tuJf)

217 You're only going to die cold and wet.

Posted by: The Sniper at March 30, 2017 10:32 AM (DMUuz)

218 that Dinklage fellow,properly speaking, a dwarf or a midget?
Staying on topic and all.

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I think they want to be referred to a "little people".



Little people is a catch all which embraces both dwarfs and midgets. Dinklage is a dwarf. Midgets are small with normalish proportions.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 30, 2017 10:32 AM (gIRsn)

219 So, " Little People Tossing" it is then. Yes, that does sound better.

Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2017 10:33 AM (zSVEm)

220 Is that Dinklage fellow,properly speaking, a dwarf or a midget?

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try tossing him

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 10:33 AM (PNcou)

221 Little people is a catch all which embraces both dwarfs and midgets. Dinklage is a dwarf. Midgets are small with normalish proportions.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 30, 2017 10:32 AM (gIRsn)

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I know. But we're not supposed to call them that. They get pissed now. Like Orientals.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:33 AM (8XRCm)

222 Diogenes, bluebell is mostly wondering how she got into this mess.

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:33 AM (sBOL1)

223 Dinklage is a dwarf.




So which one is he? Happy? Doc?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:34 AM (4Utw1)

224 209 My favorite is where he is apparently triggered by the expression "drill down", claiming it's male-centric. I know plenty of 'ettes who would just associate it with the hand or power tools they use all the time.

What a yutz.

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna

Odds are he and his peers have barely laid a hand on a power tool at all in their lives.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 30, 2017 10:30 AM (9krrF)

I wouldn't trust him with a mechanical pencil.

Posted by: josephistan at March 30, 2017 10:34 AM (7HtZB)

225 223 Dinklage is a dwarf.




So which one is he? Happy? Doc?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:34 AM (4Utw1)

Grumpy.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 10:34 AM (0mRoj)

226 I know. But we're not supposed to call them that. They get pissed now. Like Orientals.



So call him a gook.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:34 AM (4Utw1)

227 Midgets are small with normalish proportions.

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like Robert Reich?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 10:34 AM (PNcou)

228 "Chairman of the Lollipop Guild."


My five year old twin grandsons do that "Lollipop Guild" song...

Really adorable.

Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 10:34 AM (Zs4uk)

229 Got stuck watching CNN at the airport yesterday.
Felt like I was watching Alex Jones or Glenn Beck at his most unhinged.
Nobody calls these clowns out because they're on they left. And, pretty
much the rest of the media is in the same lunatic conspiracy boat.

Posted by: gm at March 30, 2017 10:30 AM (K0tm3)


Did you happen to see Alisyn Camerota on CNN this morning questioning some Trump supporters? She looked angry.

One guy said he lives in New Hampshire right across the street from a polling place, and watched a couple of out of state cars, each with five or six people, pull up and let people out to vote.

She said, "They weren't bus loads though, right?" *angry face*

Someone else said he was pleased with how PDT was stepping up the fight against ISIS in Iraq, and she commented how we had just killed innocent civilians in a bombing attack.

She's dropped whatever mask she used to wear at Fox.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 10:34 AM (PY9jH)

230 Odds are he and his peers have barely laid a hand on a power tool at all in their lives.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 30, 2017 10:30 AM (9krrF)

shhhhh....ace will hear you.

Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2017 10:34 AM (Enq6K)

231 I know. But we're not supposed to call them that. They get pissed now. Like Orientals.

What are they going to do about it ... kick our shins ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 10:35 AM (tFWWx)

232 Call me "elf" one more time!

Posted by: Peter Dinklage in "Elf" at March 30, 2017 10:35 AM (7HtZB)

233 It's nearly April. When does Game of Thrones start?

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 30, 2017 10:35 AM (bQxkN)

234 I know. But we're not supposed to call them that. They get pissed now. Like Orientals.

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who are also small with normal-ish proportions

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 10:36 AM (PNcou)

235 Ah yes,the media is suddenly worried about collateral damage and civilian casualties after 8 years of nnot giving a shit.

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2017 10:36 AM (r/0kC)

236 >>shhhhh....ace will hear you.

He said power tool not Ikea.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 10:36 AM (/tuJf)

237 Little people is a catch all which embraces both dwarfs and midgets. Dinklage is a dwarf. Midgets are small with normalish proportions.

Posted by: Bandersnatch,


*****

What he said ^^^


Most dwarves have achondroplasia (failed growth of cartilage), with the 'long bones' of the body having very limited growth, but relatively normally proportioned torsos. Usually also have prominent foreheads (frontal bossing) due to abnormal growth rates of the flat bones of the skull. There are causes of dwarfism other than achondroplasia.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 10:36 AM (wPiJc)

238 233 It's nearly April. When does Game of Thrones start?
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 30, 2017 10:35 AM (bQxkN)

July 16th.

Posted by: Peter Dinklage in at March 30, 2017 10:36 AM (7HtZB)

239 How can Seattle preemptively sue to get Federal money that hasn't been withheld yet? And why am I certain some lefty judge will bend the law to accommodate them?

Posted by: Max Power at March 30, 2017 10:22 AM (QCc6B)



Because SJWs andTrump is Hitler I believe answers all questions

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 10:36 AM (493sH)

240 And it's Springtime ....

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (bQxkN)

241 I know. But we're not supposed to call them that. They get pissed now. Like Orientals.
Posted by: fixerupper
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*ponders the possibility of an Oriental midget*

Posted by: Drew at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (ZO497)

242 Looks like that guy forgot his boots, waders, and flyrod.

Posted by: simplemind at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (xVRrG)

243 Glad others found the male figure in the painting to be incongruous. Thought I was just being a curmudgeon today. But if Sargent had put a classic fly fisherman, circa 1910, on the bank, this could have been a great cover for Field and Stream magazine. Call it "Decision Time" as the fisherman has to choose between a streamer pattern for moving water or a dry fly for the quiet pockets.

Damn! Now I'm thinking about fly tying.

Posted by: JTB at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (V+03K)

244 for Hitler and Germany!

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (bQxkN)

245 Me so horneri.

T. Rex sex.

http://tinyurl.com/mk3k7y6

Despite its fearsome teeth and cumbersome body the T. rex was a sensitive lover according to a new study.

The terrifying carnivore had a sensitive side - namely its nose, which was as sensitive as human fingertips.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (Nwg0u)

246 Odds are he and his peers have barely laid a hand on a power tool at all in their lives.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 30, 2017 10:30 AM


PSA: We are proud to offer a cordless drill!

Posted by: IKEA at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (DMUuz)

247 Ssshhhh. Look! It's the rare Brown Tufted Waterpecker sitting on that rock. Very rare.

Posted by: Prince Phillip at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (UOJLJ)

248 @bluebell -

Venable is a big name firm, Jackson's has a lot of money. I don't know who BP's lawyers are.

It's a good question what the outcome of a court case would be. My guess is that Jackson's filed the suit to get BP to change their parking deal - it may work, it will be an expensive case no doubt.

However, the case as laid out by Jackson's lawyers contains the elements of its own defeat - they say they negotiated a lease that said employees and diners would park free, and if BP ever decided to charge, then BP would have to provide a system cost free to Jackson's for validation.

BPs response will be that they have done what was required by the lease by providing a validation mechanism.

Looks like Jackson's wants to make the case about whether BP can charge for parking in RTC and that people don't like it that they are. Secondarily, they say the validation mechanism is confusing (I have used it - it is) and that because of that (and the whole parking thing to begin with) they are losing business.

I think on the merits, BP probably has the stronger case, but judges are not required to follow the law or anything, they can decide based on any reason whatsoever.

I suspect that it never goes to trial, there is some way of making it easier for the validation to work, and eventually everyobody gets used to pay to park in RTC.





Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (tewYv)

249 Odds are he and his peers have barely laid a hand on a power tool at all in their lives.

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do sybians count?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (PNcou)

250 Alt. title: The Cure for Monkey Butt

Posted by: Frank Booth at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (qOaog)

251
Looks like that guy forgot his boots, waders, and flyrod.

Posted by: simplemind at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (xVRrG)


He's looking for his guns.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (PY9jH)

252 http://bit.ly/2nDConW
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BREAKING: Murdered Reporter Had 'If Anything Happens To Me' Letter Containing Proof

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (y3aQB)

253 Someone else said he was pleased with how PDT was stepping up the fight against ISIS in Iraq, and she commented how we had just killed innocent civilians in a bombing attack.



I would have replied,
"Be glad it's not me in the White House. The ME would be a smoking crater, you ignorant bint!"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:38 AM (4Utw1)

254 That name sounds familiar. I think Mama Pepe owns a Andrew Wyeth. Could that be valuable?

She has more art than some museums and has no idea what she has.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 30, 2017 09:53 AM (GLgXc)

Probably not, but I'll give her 50 bucks for it.

Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2017 10:38 AM (x9c8r)

255 209 My favorite is where he is apparently triggered by the expression "drill down", claiming it's male-centric. I know plenty of 'ettes who would just associate it with the hand or power tools they use all the time.

*****

So I'm guessing that banging out a spreadsheet probably doesn't fly either?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2017 10:38 AM (2aX9r)

256 Perfect spot for a sharknado attack! Seriously though, the human mind allows so much imperfection. Those rocks, and the water, upon closer examination they do not look real. Is that art? Are we going for first impressions, or do we care about fidelity? I suppose that in an earlier age this would have been wondrous, and it still is in terms of sitting down on the bank of a stream and actually laying it out there and painting it, but ... well no, I take that all back. It's wonderful!

Posted by: goon at March 30, 2017 10:38 AM (EaQ6/)

257 Dwarves, midgets, little people ... this shit is so confusing.

Which one are the miners again ? And which ones are the natural thieves ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 10:38 AM (tFWWx)

258 And it's Springtime ....

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (bQxkN)




CNN: Do you know who ELSE it was Springtime for?!?!?! *foaming at mouth*

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 10:39 AM (493sH)

259 There are causes of dwarfism other than achondroplasia.
Posted by: Muldoon
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I understand that Orientalism is genetic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 10:39 AM (ZO497)

260 Am I the only one ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 09:40 AM (tFWWx)

Looks like the shoreline is littered with green trash bags. Not a fan of this one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 10:39 AM (WDdjT)

261 *ponders the possibility of an Oriental midget*
Posted by: Drew at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (ZO497)

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safe for work

Tho I had to wade though alot that werent. There's a *thing* for any topic.

Ick


http://tinyurl.com/lgwvau3

Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:39 AM (8XRCm)

262
232 Call me "elf" one more time!
Posted by: Peter Dinklage in "Elf" at March 30, 2017 10:35 AM (7HtZB)


One of the funniest parts of one of only three Will Farrell movies that I can stand.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2017 10:39 AM (v1g1+)

263 Which confirms CBD is bisexual!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2017 10:25 AM (NyJwR)

Heh....you've clearly never met me.

The commenter called naturalfake,
Crossed the line and was tossed in the lake.
When he emerged,
He was promptly scourged,
But at least he avoided the stake!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 10:39 AM (rF0hx)

264 Despite its fearsome teeth and cumbersome body the T. rex was a sensitive lover according to a new study.

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and he never grabs my pussy

Posted by: T Rex-ette at March 30, 2017 10:39 AM (PNcou)

265 Looks like that guy forgot his boots, waders, and flyrod.



Posted by: simplemind at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (xVRrG)

He's looking for his guns.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (PY9jH)

His ottoman was swept away.

Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2017 10:40 AM (Enq6K)

266 I understand that Orientalism is genetic.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 10:39 AM (ZO497)

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But you can cure them.


If you blindfold them.... and spin them around fast several times, they become disoriented.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:40 AM (8XRCm)

267 bluebell is mostly wondering how she got into this mess.
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:33 AM


Embracing pinstripes can resolve many dissonances.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2017 10:40 AM (DMUuz)

268 So which one is he? Happy? Doc?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:34 AM (4Utw1)

Grumpy.


Horny

Posted by: Peter Dinklage's Busy Cock at March 30, 2017 10:40 AM (87y4e)

269 You better run through the jungle.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 30, 2017 10:41 AM (W8bn5)

270 Ah yes,the media is suddenly worried about collateral damage and civilian casualties after 8 years of nnot giving a shit.
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2017 10:36 AM (r/0kC)

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Curiously, the homeless are starting to get the attention of the press again as well.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 30, 2017 10:41 AM (m35LD)

271

NEW YORK (AP) – Friday is National Crayon Day and Crayola says it will mark the occasion by retiring one of its colors.

Crayola says the announcement revealing which color is getting retired will be live-streamed on Facebook on Friday morning.

On Facebook, news of the impending color retirement brought suggestions as to which colors it should or shouldn’t be. Others lamented that Crayola is retiring a color at all.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2017 10:41 AM (IqV8l)

272 How can Seattle sue? Easy, you can sue for anything all you need is a judge who will allow it to be filed and they pretty much allow anything. Doesn't mean they have a chance in Hell of winning though. And SCOTUS has already ruled on this twice. They don't have a leg to stand on.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2017 10:41 AM (mpXpK)

273 He's looking for his guns.

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This is my weapon
Where is my gun?

Posted by: painting 'guy' at March 30, 2017 10:41 AM (PNcou)

274 So Johnny Galecki is a " midget" then. It's all becoming clear.

Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2017 10:41 AM (zSVEm)

275 Looks like the shoreline is littered with green trash bags. Not a fan of this one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 10:39 AM (WDdjT)



Eye-talian Injun: *tears rolls down face*

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 10:41 AM (493sH)

276 Despite its fearsome teeth and cumbersome body the T. rex was a sensitive lover according to a new study.

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and he never grabs my pussy
Posted by: T Rex-ette




He couldn't even pick his nose. Why would he grab your mish?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:41 AM (4Utw1)

277 they become disoriented.

Posted by: fixerupper


*****

Heh.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 10:42 AM (wPiJc)

278 When I saw that painting my first thought was oh look a portrait of Bander.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 10:42 AM (mf5HN)

279 Damn! Now I'm thinking about fly tying.
Posted by: JTB
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Zippers, man! For the love of mike, it's the 21st Century. Get with it, you Luddite.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 10:43 AM (ZO497)

280 Sharknado!

http://tinyurl.com/lk5fp9g

"Don't go into the flood water": Huge man-eating shark found on road as Australia is battered by Cyclone Debbie

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 10:44 AM (Nwg0u)

281 When I saw that painting my first thought was oh look a portrait of Bander.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 10:42 AM (mf5HN)


*snort*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 10:44 AM (PY9jH)

282 Blaster, you know way more about this stuff than me, obviously, but I'm just glad they filed. BP has been saying all along that no one is losing business, which is BS.

I think if they had implemented a normal sort of procedure, instead of a ridiculous, invasive app that can only be used there, people wouldn't be so angry. That, and the fact that BP says the reason for paid parking is to prevent commuters from parking there. Why not give people the first couple hours free then?

It will be interesting to see what happens. I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:44 AM (sBOL1)

283 When I saw that painting my first thought was oh look a portrait of Bander.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 10:42 AM (mf5HN)


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Speaking of midgets with out of proportion body parts.....

Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:44 AM (8XRCm)

284 Muslim shouted "Allahu Ackbar" as he assaulted a police officer who was arresting him at a Muncie, Indiana Goodwill store. He was threatening the employees because.......wait for it.....they refused to convert to Islam.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 30, 2017 10:44 AM (vg8iE)

285 281 When I saw that painting my first thought was oh look a portrait of Bander.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 10:42 AM (mf5HN)

*snort*

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quietly praying that Alex does not read the whole thread

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 10:45 AM (PNcou)

286 Democrat scum demand an investigation because of a joke.

http://tinyurl.com/mv9levf

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2017 10:45 AM (r/0kC)

287 Speaking of midgets with out of proportion body parts.....

Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:44 AM (8XRCm)


*searches in vain for popcorn in pantry*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 10:45 AM (PY9jH)

288 Speaking of midgets with out of proportion body parts.....
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:44 AM (8XRCm)



I DO NOT HAVE T REX ARMS!!!

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 10:45 AM (mf5HN)

289 http://bit.ly/2nDDCPS
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How Did Evelyn Farkas now what was going on ?
Pentagon's top Russia official, Farkas, resigned in 2015. So why did she still have access to Trump-Russian Intel?

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 30, 2017 10:45 AM (y3aQB)

290 He's looking for his guns.

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This is my weapon
Where is my gun?
Posted by: painting 'guy'
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Damn! Now I'm thinking about fly tying.
Posted by: JTB
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Zippers, man! For the love of mike, it's the 21st Century. Get with it, you Luddite.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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As the thread moves slowly, inexorably, toward codpiece discussion.

Posted by: Theodoric of York at March 30, 2017 10:46 AM (/ZEVC)

291 Despite its fearsome teeth and cumbersome body the T. rex was a sensitive lover according to a new study.


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Ummmmmm...... study of "what"?..... fossil records.???

Is like to see the "evidence" that led them to that conclusion.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:46 AM (8XRCm)

292 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE CBD LIKES PICTURES OF NAKED MEN

Posted by: REN BOTHLEISBERGER at March 30, 2017 10:46 AM (qOaog)

293 I always admire the persistence and creativity of Australia's determination to kill humans.
That's dedication.

Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2017 10:46 AM (zSVEm)

294
Muslim shouted "Allahu Ackbar" as he assaulted a police officer who was
arresting him at a Muncie, Indiana Goodwill store. He was threatening
the employees because.......wait for it.....they refused to convert to
Islam.
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Employees charged with hate crime in 3...2...1...

Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 10:46 AM (FkAXz)

295 How do they know the shark identified as "man eating"?Bastards.

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2017 10:46 AM (r/0kC)

296 How can Seattle sue? Easy, you can sue for anything all you need is a judge who will allow it to be filed and they pretty much allow anything. Doesn't mean they have a chance in Hell of winning though. And SCOTUS has already ruled on this twice. They don't have a leg to stand on.



Once the trial starts, that'd be a perfect time to start arresting the officials for dereliction of duty. That oath they swore upon taking office?

Yeah. "To protect and defend the US Constitution".

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:46 AM (4Utw1)

297 quietly praying that Alex does not read the whole thread
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 10:45 AM (PNcou)



You do know that sometimes the answer to a prayer is no, right?

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 10:47 AM (mf5HN)

298 How Did Evelyn Farkas now what was going on ?
Pentagon's top Russia official, Farkas, resigned in 2015. So why did she still have access to Trump-Russian Intel?
Posted by: EVLINC!
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Why, it's as if the bureaucracies are shot through with political operatives.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 10:47 AM (ZO497)

299 quietly praying that Alex does not read the whole thread
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 10:45 AM (PNcou)
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*throws holy water in buzzsaw's direction*

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:48 AM (sBOL1)

300 Hey alex. While taking your word for your arm proportions, You seem to have T.Rex " tendencies.

Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2017 10:48 AM (zSVEm)

301 When I saw that painting my first thought was oh look a portrait of Bander.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 10:42 AM (mf5HN)


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Speaking of midgets with out of proportion body parts.....
Posted by: fixerupper



Thank God!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:48 AM (4Utw1)

302 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 10:39 AM (rF0hx)


Ha!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2017 10:49 AM (NyJwR)

303 Hubidore is fake news.

There's one born every minute...

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2017 10:49 AM (XGTLS)

304 Once the trial starts, that'd be a perfect time to start arresting the officials for dereliction of duty. That oath they swore upon taking office?

Yeah. "To protect and defend the US Constitution".
Posted by: rickb223
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That is so old school. No one does that anymore.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 10:49 AM (ZO497)

305 Why all the worry ? I've always found AtC to be an open-minded, sophisticated young lady. Who's to say she wouldn't enjoy the conpany of Peter Dinklage ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 10:50 AM (tFWWx)

306 I'll bet a T Rex donger could dam up that stream

Posted by: Frank Booth at March 30, 2017 10:51 AM (qOaog)

307 So, I'm thinking of buying a toy, but I'm kind of freaking out about it. I have no clue where to have it delivered.

I am afraid to have it delivered to the house out of fear it gets misdelivered, or someone picks up my mail and opens it.

I'm afraid to have it sent to work, for the off chance I get laid up in the hospital, and someone else goes to get the mail and opens it.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 10:51 AM (smD62)

308 Thinking about taking a few days off...

Can't get product out of China for the next few days due to the Tomb Sweeping Festival.

Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 10:51 AM (Zs4uk)

309 Via Twitter, Trump pretty much declares war on the Freedom Caucus.

Which is really disappointing, but perhaps not completely unexpected.

Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 10:51 AM (FkAXz)

310 evilinc, please check sources before dropping B.S. links in here.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2017 10:51 AM (XGTLS)

311 133
HFC Jim Jordan on FNC now. Gives a veiled middle finger to Trump.


Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 10:05 AM (UOJLJ)

I didn't see it, but right now I am inclined to say good show. Not liking Trump's vindictive and bullying tweets against the Freedom Caucus. I don't expect Trump to be a conservative and I appreciate the take downs and take outs he has accomplished. But not liking the FC thing at all.

Posted by: gracepmc at March 30, 2017 10:51 AM (OU4q6)

312 293 I always admire the persistence and creativity of Australia's determination to kill humans.
That's dedication.
Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2017 10:46 AM (zSVEm)

I traveled there for a research conference on their military. I got my first bout of amoebic dysentery the second day, and spent five days in my hotel room, losing 25 pounds. I still had a good time.

It will kick your ass, but Australia is an amazingly beautiful place.

Posted by: moki at March 30, 2017 10:52 AM (wuzmq)

313 Muslim shouted "Allahu Ackbar" as he assaulted a police officer who was
arresting him at a Muncie, Indiana Goodwill store. He was threatening
the employees because.......wait for it.....they refused to convert to
Islam.



Sounds a little suspicious. Actual muslins will request a person 'revert' to islam.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 10:52 AM (ZFUt7)

314 How can Seattle sue? Easy, you can sue for anything all you need is a judge who will allow it to be filed and they pretty much allow anything. Doesn't mean they have a chance in Hell of winning though. And SCOTUS has already ruled on this twice. They don't have a leg to stand on.

Once the trial starts, that'd be a perfect time to start arresting the officials for dereliction of duty. That oath they swore upon taking office?

Yeah. "To protect and defend the US Constitution".
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:46 AM (4Utw1)


Point of order: A judge has no say in whether or not a lawsuit can be filed unless it's the extraordinarily rare situation where someone has been found to be a nuisance litigant.

Anyone or any organization can file any suit against anyone at all for anything at pretty much any time.

Doesn't mean it won't be tossed out right quick but the filing part means not a single thing.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 10:52 AM (mf5HN)

315 So, I'm thinking of buying a toy, but I'm kind of freaking out about it. I have no clue where to have it delivered.

------

My "toys" get delivered to a FFL dealer of choice.


What are you buying.... didlos??

Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:52 AM (8XRCm)

316 You know Tickled Pink, at the risk of being obtuse, what?.., ooohhh, " toy". Carry on.

Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2017 10:53 AM (zSVEm)

317 Muslim shouted "Allahu Ackbar" as he assaulted a police officer who was arresting him at a Muncie, Indiana Goodwill store. He was threatening the employees because.......wait for it.....they refused to convert to Islam.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 30, 2017 10:44 AM (vg8iE)



Let's send him to Hawaii. There is a judge there who would just love to have him there

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 10:53 AM (493sH)

318 307 "So, I'm thinking of buying a toy, but I'm kind of freaking out about it. I have no clue where to have it delivered."


Go to the toy store and pick one out. Talk to the salespeople and get their recommendations.

Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 10:54 AM (Zs4uk)

319 Hey alex. While taking your word for your arm proportions, You seem to have T.Rex " tendencies.

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good thing she doesn't or she'd have to type her posts with her bewbs.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 10:54 AM (PNcou)

320 What are you buying.... didlos??
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:52 AM (8XRCm)


She puts that shit in her online profile ... and I guaran-damn-tee she'll start getting responses.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 10:54 AM (tFWWx)

321
Putin says he wants to establish good relations with the US. CNBC is having the vapors over it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 10:54 AM (493sH)

322 @315

Oh my Lord no!

Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 10:55 AM (smD62)

323 @bluebell when I first moved to Reston there was a gravel parking lot where Jackson's is, and you would park there to go to Rio Grande. They fenced it off for about a year before they started construction.

BP is clearly being disingenuous about their intentions. They built all those garages. It wasn't out of the goodness of their hearts, they clearly expect some ROI.

They own the properties and they can charge for the parking. Their deal with Jackson's is probably the same as with many others as they have the validation machines. The retail stores are probably the ones most likely to suffer because they won't be offering validation.

The blowback from this is pretty bad, but in the end, it isn't like anyone will have a choice about the parking at RTC. BP owns it. You can't go to the next vendor over who charges nothing or less - if you want to go to RTC.

If BP doesn't offer some settlement soon, I can see a judge telling them they have to stop charging for parking until they make the validation process easier.

However it goes, that is the outcome I expect - validation to get easier. They won't stop charging for parking.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2017 10:55 AM (tewYv)

324 Posted by: EVLINC! at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (y3aQB)


Thanks, I shared that link. Also your link to the Evelyn Farkas story was covered by a local radio talker. Her revelation was truly mind-bending. Do they feel so bulletproof because they know Liar Media will cover for them always, at all times?

Posted by: kallisto at March 30, 2017 10:55 AM (kD8Fh)

325 Via Twitter, Trump pretty much declares war on the Freedom Caucus.

--

they drew first blood

Posted by: D Trump Rambo at March 30, 2017 10:55 AM (PNcou)

326 288 Speaking of midgets with out of proportion body parts.....
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:44 AM (8XRCm)


I DO NOT HAVE T REX ARMS!!!
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 10:45 AM (mf5HN)

How about a sensitive nose?

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 30, 2017 10:56 AM (RD7QR)

327 Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2017 10:49 AM (XGTLS)

Jesus ! I'm sorry, Take a Xanax or 2

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 30, 2017 10:56 AM (y3aQB)

328 Sounds a little suspicious. Actual muslins will request a person 'revert' to islam.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum



Then they are dumber than owl shit.
Revert = return to.

I never was a muzzie, regardless of what they think.
Piss on 'em.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:56 AM (4Utw1)

329 321..... Yes because God forbid we get along with a Super Power.

Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2017 10:56 AM (zSVEm)

330 @318

Already have the item picked out, and you can only buy online. Besides that you could not pay me money to go in to a sex store and ask for recommendations.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 10:56 AM (smD62)

331 Embracing pinstripes can resolve many dissonances.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2017 10:40 AM (DMUuz)

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Nope. That way madness lies. Exhibit A and Exhibit B right here in this thread.

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:56 AM (sBOL1)

332 322 @315

Oh my Lord no!


Go for it kid !!! Who knows ? It might tickle ya' pink.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 10:56 AM (tFWWx)

333 Lake Shrivel

I was in the pool!

Posted by: One of the few Seinfeld jokes I know at March 30, 2017 10:57 AM (FhXTo)

334 Is the sniper a crack shot?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 10:57 AM (nlbfN)

335 ...like a frightened turtle.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 10:57 AM (nlbfN)

336 307 "So, I'm thinking of buying a toy, but I'm kind of freaking out about it. I have no clue where to have it delivered."

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the directions should tell you either anally or vaginally

Posted by: D Trump Rambo at March 30, 2017 10:57 AM (PNcou)

337 Posted by: D Trump Rambo at March 30, 2017 10:57 AM (PNcou)

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**coffee out the nose

Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:58 AM (8XRCm)

338 She puts that shit in her online profile ... and I guaran-damn-tee she'll start getting responses.
Posted by: ScoggDog



None that she'd want.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:58 AM (4Utw1)

339 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink

Posted by: Satan at March 30, 2017 10:58 AM (qOaog)

340 So...these toys you speak of.
Do they come with a trigger guard, batteries, or a kick starter?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2017 10:58 AM (2aX9r)

341 @320

Thanks...you always know how to make me feel good about myself.

I really, really, really don't want attention from those kinds of guys that would message me bc I have a dildo on my dating profile.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 10:58 AM (smD62)

342 Justin Amish just gave Trump an unabashed double middle finger.
Good.

Posted by: Prince Phillip at March 30, 2017 10:59 AM (UOJLJ)

343
Oh my Lord no!
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 10:55 AM (smD62)

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with a name like Tickled Pink, that's an easy mistake to make

Posted by: D Trump Rambo at March 30, 2017 10:59 AM (PNcou)

344 However it goes, that is the outcome I expect - validation to get easier. They won't stop charging for parking.
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2017 10:55 AM (tewYv)
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I'm sure you're right. And I've lived here since 1988 - RTC wasn't even built yet! The monstrosity they're building where the old open lot used to be is horrible. And don't get me started on the area around the metro.

Progress, I guess.

Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:59 AM (sBOL1)

345 the directions should tell you either anally or vaginally
Posted by: D Trump Rambo at March 30, 2017 10:57 AM (PNcou)



Drudge has the story of a gun slipping out of a prisoner's ass while being booked into a jail.

In Florida of course.

Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 10:59 AM (Zs4uk)

346 *ponders the possibility of an Oriental midget*

Never heard of Weng Weng, have you?

http://tinyurl.com/mdpxruq

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2017 10:59 AM (X6fMO)

347 with a name like Tickled Pink, that's an easy mistake to make




Shouldn't that be Pink Tickled then?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:59 AM (4Utw1)

348 I didn't see it, but right now I am inclined to say good show. Not liking Trump's vindictive and bullying tweets against the Freedom Caucus. I don't expect Trump to be a conservative and I appreciate the take downs and take outs he has accomplished. But not liking the FC thing at all.
Posted by: gracepmc
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Yeah, I'm pretty unhappy about it. It's unnecessary, and puts off people who voted for him. Faint echoes of the Tea Party destruction.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 11:00 AM (ZO497)

349 Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 10:59 AM (Zs4uk)
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Talk about having Guns coming out the ASS

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 30, 2017 11:00 AM (y3aQB)

350 Obama could probably hide a 1911 up there after this month on that island...

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2017 11:01 AM (r/0kC)

351 279 ... Mike, You're right. And every year I seem to get more Ludditier.

Posted by: JTB at March 30, 2017 11:01 AM (V+03K)

352
I really, really, really don't want attention from those kinds of guys that would message me bc I have a dildo on my dating profile.
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Tickled Pink-- have you thought of having a friend rewrite your profile to see what happens? You might get a different set of responses if you have someone else write it for you.

/meant to suggest this last night.

Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 11:01 AM (FkAXz)

353 340 So...these toys you speak of.
Do they come with a trigger guard, batteries, or a kick starter?

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you have to supply your own thing that goes up

Posted by: D Trump Rambo at March 30, 2017 11:01 AM (PNcou)

354 Drudge has the story of a gun slipping out of a prisoner's ass while being booked into a jail.

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*ponders the downside of posting thoughts*

*plunges ahead anyway*


Ok.... I can sorta see getting the barrel "where he wants it to be"..... but then how the hell do you make that 90 degree turn that gets the pistol "where he wanted it".


Ow.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 11:01 AM (8XRCm)

355 Yeah, I'm pretty unhappy about it. It's unnecessary, and puts off people who voted for him. Faint echoes of the Tea Party destruction.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 11:00 AM (ZO497)

Yep, he's crapping on the people who supported him and courting the RINO's and dems, who will be the first to stab him in the back. Oh well, he owns this, I'm glad the FC is standing up to him.

Posted by: spypeach at March 30, 2017 11:02 AM (u/r83)

356 Hey alex. While taking your word for your arm proportions, You seem to have T.Rex " tendencies.
Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2017 10:48 AM (zSVEm)



*looks up for gnawing on steak bone*

Hmm? What?

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 11:02 AM (mf5HN)

357 How Did Evelyn Farkas now what was going on ?
Pentagon's top Russia official, Farkas, resigned in 2015. So why did she still have access to Trump-Russian Intel?
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 30, 2017 10:45 AM (y3aQB)
===

Farkas!

Posted by: Bizarro Jerry Seinfeld at March 30, 2017 11:02 AM (BDZWU)

358 @352

Haha, I actually had a friend write my profile as it is.

And, had it reviewed by a number of people who thought it was fantastic so....there ya go.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 11:02 AM (smD62)

359 Thanks...you always know how to make me feel good about myself.

This probably ain't the place for positive self-affirmation.

So ... watcha' buying ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 11:02 AM (tFWWx)

360
Ok.... I can sorta see getting the barrel "where he wants it to be"..... but then how the hell do you make that 90 degree turn that gets the pistol "where he wanted it".


Ow.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 11:01 AM (8XRCm)



Good point, but the real question is after you've done all that, how does it "slip" out?

Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 11:03 AM (Zs4uk)

361 I have a dildo on my dating profile.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 10:58 AM (smD62)

What's wrong with that?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 11:03 AM (rF0hx)

362 >>>126 Yeah, I know I get accused of seeing gay everywhere, but.... GAY!
Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2017 10:03 AM (TOk1P)

Agreed.

Posted by: m at March 30, 2017 11:03 AM (Gqgs8)

363 Drudge has the story of a gun slipping out of a prisoner's ass while being booked into a jail.

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concealed CARRY fail

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 11:03 AM (PNcou)

364 My only comment on things political today... " Show of hands on how many thought Trump was a Conservative going into the election..."

Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2017 11:04 AM (zSVEm)

365 Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2017 10:55 AM

Hi neighbor!

Yep, my wife has pretty much written off the Town Center. There are some nice places there (the sushi restaurant is quite good I think) but we decided it's not worth the hassle anymore to go there.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at March 30, 2017 11:04 AM (PFy0L)

366 Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 10:59 AM (Zs4uk)

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Talk about having Guns coming out the ASS

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 30, 2017 11:00 AM (y3aQB)


*mops coffee off keyboard*

This thread went downhill quickly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 11:04 AM (PY9jH)

367 According to one of the dudes testifying before the Senate on the Russia spying issue right now, the whole Pizzagate garbage was completely created by Russian online trolls.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 11:04 AM (/tuJf)

368 I can hide a 1911 easily.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 30, 2017 11:05 AM (UOJLJ)

369 Is Justin Amish Amish Dude's brother?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:05 AM (nlbfN)

370
Yeah, I'm pretty unhappy about it. It's unnecessary, and puts off people who voted for him. Faint echoes of the Tea Party destruction.
--
Me too. However, the argument I read elsewhere is that not doing Obamacare messed up tax reform.

However, as someone who has to deal with Obamacare because I'm self employed, his plan was half a sh*t sandwich. So I'm with the Freedom Caucus on that one.

Finally... there is something else to consider. There's a learning curve that Trump has that others do not. He's not a politician, and it might take a while for him to figure sh*t out.

Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 11:05 AM (FkAXz)

371 Every time I have to focus on something at work the Horde starts to become humorously salacious. You're gonna get me fired!

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 30, 2017 11:05 AM (RD7QR)

372 361 I have a dildo on my dating profile.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 10:58 AM (smD62)

What's wrong with that?
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ummm... that isn't where it goes

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 11:05 AM (PNcou)

373 In Florida of course.
Alabama. Huntsville.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:06 AM (nlbfN)

374 Every time I have to focus on something at work the Horde starts to become humorously salacious. You're gonna get me fired!
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 30, 2017 11:05 AM (RD7QR)

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**scribbles in notebook

**notes joncelli dildo curious

**snaps notebook shut

Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 11:06 AM (8XRCm)

375 373 In Florida of course.
Alabama. Huntsville.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:06 AM (nlbfN)


Close enough.

Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 11:06 AM (Zs4uk)

376 Ok.... I can sorta see getting the barrel "where he wants it to be"..... but then how the hell do you make that 90 degree turn that gets the pistol "where he wanted it".

---

maybe it was in the canoe...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 11:06 AM (PNcou)

377 Mike, You're right. And every year I seem to get more Ludditier.
Posted by: JTB
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Me too. For instance, anytime I see someone staring at their smartphone screen, it diminishes my desire to have anything to do with them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 11:06 AM (ZO497)

378 Over 350 comments and no one has titled this painting "Brokeback Mountain Stream"?

It's like I don't know you people anymore.

Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at March 30, 2017 11:06 AM (ukNFU)

379 @359

It's just a little device that is for relaxation, that's all.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 11:06 AM (smD62)

380 348 I didn't see it, but right now I am inclined to say good show. Not liking Trump's vindictive and bullying tweets against the Freedom Caucus. I don't expect Trump to be a conservative and I appreciate the take downs and take outs he has accomplished. But not liking the FC thing at all.
Posted by: gracepmc
-----------

Yeah, I'm pretty unhappy about it. It's unnecessary, and puts off people who voted for him. Faint echoes of the Tea Party destruction.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 11:00 AM (ZO497)



However, if the Freedom Caucus sit down with Trump, I am convinced he will work with them.

Trump just wants to sign legislation that makes him look good. A more substantive bill than what Ryan proposed WILL do that.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 30, 2017 11:07 AM (ujg0T)

381 Ummmmmm...... study of "what"?..... fossil records.???

Is like to see the "evidence" that led them to that conclusion.

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The linked article is interesting if you're into dino stuff. The study is based on the discovery of a well-preserved T. rex relative, Daspletosaurus horneri. Indicating that Rexie had foramina on his snout. These are small nerve openings that create increased sensitivity and used by several animals today for sensual as well hunting purposes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 11:07 AM (Nwg0u)

382 How can Seattle preemptively sue to get Federal money that hasn't been withheld yet? And why am I certain some lefty judge will bend the law to accommodate them?

Posted by: Max Power at March 30, 2017 10:22 AM (QCc6B)


So Seattle gets a commie judge to tell Trump he has to send Federal dollars anyway? All he has to do is say "molon labe, bitchez".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 11:07 AM (WDdjT)

383 368 Shit,you could holster a .454 Casull up there.

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2017 11:08 AM (r/0kC)

384 According to one of the dudes testifying before the Senate on the Russia spying issue right now, the whole Pizzagate garbage was completely created by Russian online trolls.

Posted by: JackStraw


Again with the Russians...someone's fixated...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 30, 2017 11:08 AM (9krrF)

385 So Trump is bad mouthing conservatives now because they shot down that BS Rynocare bill. That's the second strike against him.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2017 11:08 AM (mpXpK)

386 I was trying to remember yesterday exactly when and who started the whole 'ZOMG....RUSSIA!' thing. Anyone remember when/who started all that?

Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2017 11:08 AM (Enq6K)

387 Over/Under on the Bannon resignation?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 11:08 AM (UOJLJ)

388 **scribbles in notebook

**notes joncelli dildo curious

**snaps notebook shut
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 11:06 AM (8XRCm)

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keep up. we've known for YEARS

Posted by: Bob at NSA at March 30, 2017 11:08 AM (PNcou)

389 I saw Dildo Curious open for Steely Dan at the Coliseum in '81.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2017 11:09 AM (X6fMO)

390 >>Again with the Russians...someone's fixated...

Better get used to it. The Senate hearings on this are going to go on for some time.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 11:09 AM (/tuJf)

391 Ok, who likes this chair?

I need 68 of them and I'm just getting ready to pull the trigger on the purchase.


www.katom.com/256-SL21505.html

Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 11:11 AM (Zs4uk)

392 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2017 11:08 AM (mpXpK)
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Nah he is a Narcissist who when something he is involved with fails, It can't be his fault so he blames someone, or group of people

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 30, 2017 11:11 AM (y3aQB)

393 Haha, I actually had a friend write my profile as it is.


And, had it reviewed by a number of people who thought it was fantastic so....there ya go.
--

Well then, maybe you should take a shot at it.

FWIW, I think of these things as marketing. What crowd do you want to attract? The Bass Pro Shop guys? University educated? Politically active? Guys who love movies? Think about that and then try to use language to convey that-- for example, if you were interested in guys who like to snowboard, I'm guessing the language would be very different than if you were interested in guys who like to read books.

/not that snowboarders don't read books...

Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 11:11 AM (FkAXz)

394 307 So, I'm thinking of buying a toy, but I'm kind of freaking out about it. I have no clue where to have it delivered.

I am afraid to have it delivered to the house out of fear it gets misdelivered, or someone picks up my mail and opens it.

I'm afraid to have it sent to work, for the off chance I get laid up in the hospital, and someone else goes to get the mail and opens it.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 10:51 AM (smD62)

I know how you feel. I buy a lot of Star Wars action figures on eBay & I'm always embarrassed that someone might find out what a geek I am.


Or are we talking about something else?

Posted by: josephistan at March 30, 2017 11:11 AM (7HtZB)

395 388 **scribbles in notebook

**notes joncelli dildo curious

**snaps notebook shut
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 11:06 AM (8XRCm)

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keep up. we've known for YEARS
Posted by: Bob at NSA at March 30, 2017 11:08 AM (PNcou)

Shit, knew I should have put tape over the-- HEY!

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 30, 2017 11:12 AM (RD7QR)

396 @391

Seems a bit pricy.....and no padding for the toosh.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 11:12 AM (smD62)

397 389 I saw Dildo Curious open for Steely Dan at the Coliseum in '81.

I heard that show was tight.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 11:12 AM (tFWWx)

398 Doesn't mean it won't be tossed out right quick but the filing part means not a single thing.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 10:52 AM


Got willowed the other day, but that link you posted about the Buzzfeed lawsuit was hilarious. *belatedly pushes lemon bars through usb for AtC*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2017 11:12 AM (p+Wdc)

399
Ok, who likes this chair?



I need 68 of them and I'm just getting ready to pull the trigger on the purchase.





www.katom.com/256-SL21505.html

Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 11:11 AM (Zs4uk)


Very contemporary. Are you getting the birch?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 11:12 AM (PY9jH)

400 Nice looking chair--if you don't have hemroids

Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 11:13 AM (UOJLJ)

401 387 Over/Under on the Bannon resignation?
Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 11:08 AM (UOJLJ)

Why would he resign?

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 30, 2017 11:13 AM (RD7QR)

402 @KarlRove: "[@IvankaTrump] has a background that could match up to a lot of people who have walked into the West Wing."
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Karl Rove the Fat Garden Gnome loves him so Ivanka ! YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 30, 2017 11:13 AM (y3aQB)

403 I know how you feel. I buy a lot of Star Wars action figures on eBay & I'm always embarrassed that someone might find out what a geek I am.


Or are we talking about something else?
Posted by: josephistan at March 30, 2017 11:11 AM (7HtZB)

Why? Either they laugh at you and say you're immature in which case they're idiots because Star Wars is awesome. Or they're jealous and strike up a conversation about it, in which case great, you've got a new nerd friend!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 30, 2017 11:13 AM (KUaJL)

404 In an extraordinary speech the EU Commission president said he would push for Ohio and Texas to split from the rest of America if the Republican president does not change his tune and become more supportive of the EU.

DRUDGE

This guy is batshit crazy. And I would ask him: You and what Army is gonna do that jack ass?

LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2017 11:14 AM (KlI/a)

405 Damn! Now I'm thinking about fly tying.
Posted by: JTB

Flies are into bondage? Who knew?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 11:14 AM (WDdjT)

406 @394...

Yep, that's exactly what we're talking about. In fact, I shall call the toy Han Solo's Blaster, just for kicks.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 11:15 AM (smD62)

407 Better get used to it. The Senate hearings on this are going to go on for some time.


Posted by: JackStraw



If there are seven steps to dealing with loss I don't see them getting to Step Two this decade.

1. Acknowledge and accept the feelings
2. Start taking steps to fill up the void within
3. Learn to grow from the loss
4. Replace the negative feelings with positive ones
5. Feel liberated and move forward
6. Learn to become more emotionally stable
7. Start evaluating your faith

Cribbed from HuffPo

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 11:15 AM (ZFUt7)

408 Ha. Susan Collins finally proves useful. She just asked one of the witnesses if Occupy Wall Street was used as a propaganda tool by Russia. He said it absolutely was.

Democrats are going to wish they had never opened this Pandora's Box.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 11:15 AM (/tuJf)

409 Flies are into bondage? Who knew?

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us

Posted by: Jpanese insect pron industry at March 30, 2017 11:16 AM (PNcou)

410 Yeah, I'm pretty unhappy about it. It's unnecessary, and puts off people
who voted for him. Faint echoes of the Tea Party destruction.

-------------------------

Don't know about the rest of the Freedom Caucus but I seriously doubt that Justin Amish voted for Trump.

Posted by: Javems at March 30, 2017 11:16 AM (yOqwj)

411 Yep, that's exactly what we're talking about. In fact, I shall call the toy Han Solo's Blaster, just for kicks.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 11:15 AM (smD62)

You'd get more of a kick with Chewbacca's Bowcaster, IYKWIM.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 30, 2017 11:16 AM (KUaJL)

412 Since this is an art thread, has anyone seen the annual "Pageant of the Masters" in Laguna Beach, CA?

Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 30, 2017 11:16 AM (AdreE)

413 Good point, but the real question is after you've done all that, how does it "slip" out?
Posted by: jwest



Ever see a round 16 oz bottle of hand lotion shoved up there?
Inmates can stick a lot of shit up there.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 11:16 AM (4Utw1)

414

EUROPEAN Union boss Jean-Claude Juncker this afternoon issued a jaw-dropping threat to the United States, saying he could campaign to break up the country in revenge for Donald Trump’s supportive comments about Brexit.

In an extraordinary speech the EU Commission president said he would push for Ohio and Texas to split from the rest of America if the Republican president does not change his tune and become more supportive of the EU.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2017 11:17 AM (IqV8l)

415 Got willowed the other day, but that link you posted about the Buzzfeed lawsuit was hilarious. *belatedly pushes lemon bars through usb for AtC*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2017 11:12 AM (p+Wdc)


*noms*

Thank you.

Seriously, that was living the dream in getting to file something like that, even more so because it was absolutely and totally deserved on Buzzfeed's part.

That motion is part of the defamation case by the one internet company mentioned in that ridiculous dossier and, bluntly, I have no idea what possible defense Buzzfeed has on this. The article itself stated that Buzzfeed could not confirm the claims and that there were known factual errors in it. That is more or less textbook actual malice what with the publication of a matter known to be untrustworthy.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 11:17 AM (mf5HN)

416 Very contemporary. Are you getting the birch?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 11:12 AM (PY9jH)


That's the attraction to this chair, as the new table tops are birch butcher block with a urethane finish.

I am a little concerned about not having any cushion though.

Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 11:17 AM (Zs4uk)

417 Yep, that's exactly what we're talking about. In fact, I shall call the toy Han Solo's Blaster, just for kicks.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 11:15 AM (smD62)

---

going to the dark side i see. Embrace your anger...

Posted by: Emporer palpitations at March 30, 2017 11:18 AM (PNcou)

418 JackStraw to bad she didn't mention the Soros helping fuinding of the mess. and perhaps the charges for all the clean up

Posted by: opportunity knocking at March 30, 2017 11:18 AM (CPhTy)

419 Yep, that's exactly what we're talking about. In fact, I shall call the toy Han Solo's Blaster, just for kicks.

Oh honey ... let me tell you all about MY blaster.

Posted by: Hope Solo at March 30, 2017 11:18 AM (tFWWx)

420 THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE STEELY DAN IS NAMED AFTER A DILDO

Posted by: BEN ROETHELSBERGER at March 30, 2017 11:18 AM (KVN4G)

421 It's hysterical to see the Left trying to accuse the Russians of being the villains ( They Are) after being in bed with them for the last 75 years?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2017 11:18 AM (KlI/a)

422 Now, this is a fine little painting. The way the trees encroach on the stony stream bank is pretty, and there's an interesting piece of driftwood on the right too.

Could use a cabin there on the left. A cabin is always nice.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 11:18 AM (CPk08)

423 In an extraordinary speech the EU Commission president said he would push for Ohio and Texas to split from the rest of America if the Republican president does not change his tune and become more supportive of the EU.


DRUDGE
--

OMG. I had to go to Drudge to see if this was true. And it is.

This guy is beyond batshit crazy. He's crazy coo-coo bananas and needs more than the usual amount of Liberal Lithium supplements in his daily protein shake.

And... Ohio and Texas? Why Ohio and Texas? If this guy had a brain in his head (doubtful) he would have said something like California and Hawaii or California and New York. That would have at least made him sound informed. But this... OMG.

Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 11:19 AM (FkAXz)

424 Yep, that's exactly what we're talking about. In fact, I shall call the toy Han Solo's Blaster, just for kicks.
Posted by: Tickled Pink



This is NOT where you want Han to fire first. IYKWIM

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 11:19 AM (4Utw1)

425 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2017 11:17 AM (IqV8l)


That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 30, 2017 11:19 AM (KUaJL)

426 I never get a nice hash like you other peoples.

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2017 11:19 AM (CPhTy)

427 In an extraordinary speech the EU Commission president said he would push for Ohio and Texas to split from the rest of America if the Republican president does not change his tune and become more supportive of the EU.

Ohio? Whut?

Silly Euro. You should have said California.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 30, 2017 11:19 AM (B+qrE)

428

In an extraordinary speech the EU Commission president said he would push for Ohio and Texas to split from the rest of America if the Republican president does not change his tune and become more supportive of the EU.


Hah! It's more likely California would secede, and I don't think he'd like an America with 50% of her liberals lopped off.

Posted by: josephistan at March 30, 2017 11:19 AM (7HtZB)

429 Which only shows how little this Eurotrash knows about the USA. Saying CA and NY instead of OH and TX would at least be plausible.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 30, 2017 11:19 AM (ujg0T)

430 You know, I never said I would give up schlonging after I was elected.

Posted by: Donald Trump at March 30, 2017 11:19 AM (fEofP)

431 I am a little concerned about not having any cushion though.

Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 11:17 AM (Zs4uk)

You don't want comfortable asses. You want people to order, eat, pay, and then leave.

Turning the tables is the trick....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 11:19 AM (rF0hx)

432 ok did someone really put a d###o on their dating profile?

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2017 11:20 AM (CPhTy)

433 Very contemporary. Are you getting the birch?

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is that what we're calling it now?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 11:20 AM (PNcou)

434 @411

I'm not sure I could handle Chewie's anything, and yes IKWYM

Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 11:20 AM (smD62)

435 I need 68 of them and I'm just getting ready to pull the trigger on the purchase.
www.katom.com/256-SL21505.html
Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 11:11 AM (Zs4uk)


I think they look OK. But my, you must have a big family.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 30, 2017 11:20 AM (HRSh5)

436 I am a little concerned about not having any cushion though.





Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 11:17 AM (Zs4uk)


They're coming to dine, not live there. I like the birch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 11:20 AM (PY9jH)

437 >>JackStraw to bad she didn't mention the Soros helping fuinding of the mess. and perhaps the charges for all the clean up

They are just getting started. They are now discussing money laundering by Russians. Of course the opening salvo by Wyden was about Trump but I gotta believe Camp Clinton and fellow travelers like Soros don't want to go down this road.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 11:20 AM (/tuJf)

438 OMG. I had to go to Drudge to see if this was true. And it is.

This guy is beyond batshit crazy. He's crazy coo-coo bananas and needs more than the usual amount of Liberal Lithium supplements in his daily protein shake.

And... Ohio and Texas? Why Ohio and Texas? If this guy had a brain in his head (doubtful) he would have said something like California and Hawaii or California and New York. That would have at least made him sound informed. But this... OMG.
Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 11:19 AM (FkAXz)

Just shows the bat shit craziness the UK had to put up with and how lucky they are to get the Fuck out. And others will. What you are seeing and hearing are the death throes of three EU

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2017 11:20 AM (KlI/a)

439 European Union boss Jean-Claude Juncker this afternoon issued a jaw-dropping threat to the United States, saying he could campaign to break up the country in revenge for Donald Trump's supportive comments about Brexit.

President Poppins would tell Juncker that the moment he dares step on US soil, he will be immediately arrested as a hostile alien, charged with sedition and thrown into jail.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2017 11:20 AM (X6fMO)

440 eu, we will keep OH and Texas, you may steal clifornia, we won't even start a war for it.

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2017 11:21 AM (CPhTy)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 11:21 AM (PY9jH)

442

somebody's hankering for some quality barrel time.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 30, 2017 11:21 AM (KUaJL)

443 Dammit. Off to the Barrel I go.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 11:21 AM (PY9jH)

444 >>Again with the Russians...someone's fixated...

Better get used to it. The Senate hearings on this are going to go on for some time.

Posted by: JackStraw


These halfwits can't see how badly they've overplayed this bluff on a pair of deuces? For God's sake, it's the Russians this! The Russians that! The Russians hacked the election! The Russians are in with the Trumps! The Russians fixed the Superbowl! The Russians are tanking the dollar! The Russians are lagging out my Battlefield server! The Russians stole my cat! The Russians made my ice cream go all melty! The Russians ate all the strawberries!

It's a bad fucking joke, and nobody's laughing.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 30, 2017 11:21 AM (9krrF)

445 It's hysterical to see the Left trying to accuse the Russians of being the villains ( They Are) after being in bed with them for the last 75 years?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2017 11:18 AM (KlI/a)



When they were commies they loved them. Now that they aren't not so much

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 11:21 AM (493sH)

446 Here's another candidate, but I don't like the looks as much as the first one.


www.katom.com/256-SL2150P.html

Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 11:21 AM (Zs4uk)

447 It's hysterical to see the Left trying to accuse the
Russians of being the villains ( They Are) after being in bed with them
for the last 75 years?

Posted by: Nevergiveup

When the Russians wouldn't play 'follow the leader' of normalizing the gheyness thing with Br'er Obama in the lead -- that was when the split began.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 11:21 AM (ZFUt7)

448 This is NOT where you want Han to fire first. IYKWIM
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 11:19 AM (4Utw1)

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you'll never hit it. That exhaust port is only 2 meters wide!

Posted by: Biggs at March 30, 2017 11:21 AM (PNcou)

449 This guy is beyond batshit crazy. He's crazy coo-coo bananas and needs more than the usual amount of Liberal Lithium supplements in his daily protein shake.

And... Ohio and Texas? Why Ohio and Texas? If this guy had a brain in his head (doubtful) he would have said something like California and Hawaii or California and New York. That would have at least made him sound informed. But this... OMG.





Dude is stoopid.
#1. Ohio wouldn't go anywhere to begin with.
#2. Don't push us to leave. We do and we'll declare war on the EU.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 11:21 AM (4Utw1)

450 That pic brings back a shuddering memory. Hubby (photographer) was shooting a model under a waterfall in Truches, NM. I was on the other side of a rushing creek, like in the painting. He stepped away from his camera to shout instruction to the model and in slow-mo from across the rushing, loud water, I watched his Hasselblad on the tripod lean over and slide down into the creek!

Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 30, 2017 11:22 AM (AdreE)

451 @432

Lol no...

Someone suggested I add it to my dating profile to improve traffic and get some more responses.

It spiraled out of control from there.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 11:22 AM (smD62)

452 That wasn't me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2017 11:22 AM (X6fMO)

453 Ryan is holding a press conference soon....

Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2017 11:22 AM (Enq6K)

454 Wait, was that me? *steps out of barrel*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 11:22 AM (PY9jH)

455 In an extraordinary speech the EU Commission president said he would push for Ohio and Texas to split from the rest of America if the Republican president does not change his tune and become more supportive of the EU.

Children, this is why snorting bath salts is bad for you.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 30, 2017 11:22 AM (HRSh5)

456 JackStraw, We should take this opportunity to shell out all the information on occupy, funding and Obama credit card dealy shut off, and funding for his campaign by slews of foreign countries citizens.

I still enjoy mickey mouse the best.

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2017 11:22 AM (CPhTy)

457 Is being "willowed" anything like being " caned"? Oh, and hi! willow.

Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2017 11:23 AM (zSVEm)

458 We've been getting birched for decades.

Posted by: American Taxpayer at March 30, 2017 11:23 AM (UOJLJ)

459 454 Wait, was that me? *steps out of barrel*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 11:22 AM (PY9jH)


It was me. But I fixed it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 30, 2017 11:23 AM (HRSh5)

460 It spiraled out of control from there.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 11:22 AM (smD62)

Technically, the spiral started when you commented about relationship troubles with the Horde in the first place.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 30, 2017 11:23 AM (KUaJL)

461 The Senate hearings on this are going to go on for some time.


Let the Democrats listen to bullshit that goes nowhere for a change.

Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2017 11:23 AM (FhXTo)

462 tickled pink, I suspect Charlie brown had sumthing to do with this?


or he could have if he were present.

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2017 11:23 AM (CPhTy)

463 www.katom.com/256-SL2150P.html

Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 11:21 AM (Zs4uk)


I like the first one much better.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 11:23 AM (PY9jH)

464 Someone suggested I add it to my dating profile to improve traffic and get some more responses.

It spiraled out of control from there.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 11:22 AM (smD62)


And you were lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Admiral Josh Painter at March 30, 2017 11:23 AM (X6fMO)

465 you'll never hit it. That exhaust port is only 2 meters wide!
Just like Lena Dunham's!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:23 AM (nlbfN)

466 404 In an extraordinary speech the EU Commission president said he would push for Ohio and Texas to split from the rest of America if the Republican president does not change his tune and become more supportive of the EU.

DRUDGE

This guy is batshit crazy. And I would ask him: You and what Army is gonna do that jack ass?

LMAO

--------------------------

Oh, is the cocksucker going to come to Ohio and personally convince me?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 30, 2017 11:23 AM (vg8iE)

467

I'm not sure I could handle Chewie's anything, and yes IKWYM
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 11:20 AM (smD62)


--------

I can't imagine how bad Chewbacca's dick must smell.

Posted by: josephistan at March 30, 2017 11:24 AM (7HtZB)

468 watched his Hasselblad on the tripod lean over and slide down into the creek!

Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 30, 2017 11:22 AM (AdreE)


was it insured?

Posted by: kallisto at March 30, 2017 11:24 AM (kD8Fh)

469 465 you'll never hit it. That exhaust port is only 2 meters wide!
Just like Lena Dunham's!
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:23 AM (nlbfN)

Piker

Posted by: Hope Solo at March 30, 2017 11:24 AM (7HtZB)

470 The Senate hearings on this are going to go on for some time.


It's not like they have anything else to do?

Budget? What budget?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2017 11:24 AM (KlI/a)

471 They are now discussing money laundering by Russians. Of course the opening salvo by Wyden was about Trump but I gotta believe Camp Clinton and fellow travelers like Soros don't want to go down this road.



If Wyden shows up dead, you'll know for sure.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 11:24 AM (4Utw1)

472 kraken, mebbe.

hands alex tea and a strumpet.

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2017 11:24 AM (CPhTy)

473 @460

Well, aren't you charming.

I haven't said a word about it this morning.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 11:24 AM (smD62)

474 A man would be diving.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 30, 2017 11:24 AM (yL25O)

475 >>t's a bad fucking joke, and nobody's laughing.

It's really not going that way. The experts they have testifying all agree that what happened this election is nothing new and Russians have been spying on us and trying to use propaganda against us for a long, long time.

This hearing is actually making it quite clear that they have been fucking with people on the left and right for decades and they are making the media look stupid for focusing on Trump as if this is something new.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 11:25 AM (/tuJf)

476 Valid question: How many guns does the European army have?

And how does that compare to the number of hunting rifles in Ohio? And in Texas?

Also, have the "soliders" in the EU "army" ever "killed anything?" Or will they simply wet themselves and cry if their guns ever go off?

/what an idiot. Can't even figure out the state to target to break up...

Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 11:25 AM (FkAXz)

477 Noooood

Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2017 11:25 AM (8ikIW)

478 No, being birched is like being caned although some Russian women prefer stinging nettles instead with their saunas.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:25 AM (nlbfN)

479 I can't imagine how bad Chewbacca's dick must smell.

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you're lucky

Posted by: Barack O at March 30, 2017 11:25 AM (PNcou)

480 >>
eu, we will keep OH and Texas, you may steal clifornia, we won't even start a war for it.

Screw that! While the CA state government deserves to be lorded over by the EU, the entitled, unelected, elitist EU deserves nothing!

This is like Mayor Bloomberg, in the middle of a blizzard in which his incompetence at snow removal has left millions stranded for days, lecturing another state on bathroom access legislation.


Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2017 11:25 AM (NOIQH)

481 European Union boss Jean-Claude Juncker this afternoon issued a jaw-dropping threat to the United States, saying he could campaign to break up the country in revenge for Donald Trump's supportive comments about Brexit.

-------

He's almost literally of the Junker class.

Posted by: Hope Solo at March 30, 2017 11:26 AM (7HtZB)

482 Kallisto......no.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 30, 2017 11:26 AM (AdreE)

483 Lizzy, why I see what you're sayin, I say still we would be getting the better deal.
and wall it off from there.

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2017 11:27 AM (CPhTy)

484 This hearing is actually making it quite clear that they have been fucking with people on the left and right for decades and they are making the media look stupid for focusing on Trump as if this is something new.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 11:25 AM (/tuJf)

of course they have..anyone with an ounce of worthwhile education ( ya know not 17 century french lit or women's studies) knows that. LMAO The only thing that has changed is the medium and the switch to digital media. The Russians want to rat fuck with us and the Left is falling right into the trap

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2017 11:27 AM (KlI/a)

485 or while* whatever

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2017 11:27 AM (CPhTy)

486 I can't imagine how bad Chewbacca's dick must smell.
You can start with Solo's ass and work your way from there!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:27 AM (nlbfN)

487 Is Justin Amish Amish Dude's brother?


Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:05 AM (nlbfN)


If he's giving Trump the double middle finger, very possibly so.

Or you know, has anyone ever SEEN Justin Amish and AmashDude together???

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2017 11:27 AM (TOk1P)

488 >>of course they have..anyone with an ounce of worthwhile education ( ya know not 17 century french lit or women's studies) knows that. LMAO The only thing that has changed is the medium and the switch to digital media. The Russians want to rat fuck with us and the Left is falling right into the trap

Yep, but the left and the media expected this was going to be all about Trump and his collusion with Russia. Not working out that way.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 11:28 AM (/tuJf)

489 Nevergiveup the only thing that has changed is they find it useful when it is Trump.

Otherwise, Obama, to Russia," Talk to me after I win" is good for preogressive business.

Posted by: willow at March 30, 2017 11:28 AM (CPhTy)

490 348

Yeah, I'm pretty unhappy about it. It's unnecessary, and puts off
people who voted for him. Faint echoes of the Tea Party destruction.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 11:00 AM (2017)

In a better world Trump could have backed Mo's one line Repeal . Faint echoes getting stronger.

Posted by: gracepmc at March 30, 2017 11:29 AM (OU4q6)

491
(Yes, that typo influenced my comment, Burt.)

Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:29 AM (nlbfN)

492 Does she still hate the Confederate flag?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 11:29 AM (UOJLJ)

493 www.katom.com/256-SL21505.html

Augh!, flat seat pan, no lumbar, painful metal back.

There's turnover and there's torture.

Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2017 11:29 AM (FhXTo)

494 That pic brings back a shuddering memory. Hubby
(photographer) was shooting a model under a waterfall in Truches, NM. I
was on the other side of a rushing creek, like in the painting. He
stepped away from his camera to shout instruction to the model and in
slow-mo from across the rushing, loud water, I watched his Hasselblad on
the tripod lean over and slide down into the creek!

Posted by: Russkilitlover

Ouch.

I don't have story like that, except waterfall, too. I remember, on honeymoon in Hawaii, north shore. Walked to some scenic waterfall, wife in skimpy bikini with shirt over. I wanted her to take off shirt, walk to the base of the waterfall, about 100 feet away, through rock stream. Nobody around. By the time she got there the mechanical shutter clicking was crazy. I don't know where or how all those photographers got there, but suddenly they were everywhere, clicking away.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 11:30 AM (ZFUt7)

495 You should know the rule, E Depluribus Unum. Pictures or it didn't happen.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:32 AM (nlbfN)

496 (Yes, that typo influenced my comment, Burt.)


Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:29 AM (nlbfN)


Heh. I must admit I always think of AmishDude when I see Justin's name.

However, I'm not sure who this fella is, the one who posted the comment with the typo. I'm kinda curious what the double middle finger thing is about, but I'm too lazy to find out for myself.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2017 11:32 AM (TOk1P)

497 I'm assuming Mr Amash is part of the Freedom Caucus and a NeverTrumper. I also give not a sh1t enough to search for the cause. And, ironically enough, the nood is about how well Trump's Nikki Haley choice is working out at the UN.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:35 AM (nlbfN)

498 #100

There was a version of that which opened the Clive Cussler novel Vixen 03. A stricken bomber (IIRC) was flying over dense forest trying to find a place to land and was rapidly running out of fuel.



Suddenly, as they cleared a ridge, a huge clear field opened up in front of them and the pilot managed to bring the plane down.



The problem was, the "field" was a frozen lake covered with a
dusting of snow and as soon as the pilot switched off the engines, the
ice broke and the plane immediately sank to the bottom.

=============

My little horse must think it queer
To see an airplane drawing near
Between the woods and frozen lake
Watching the vanishing landing gear.

Posted by: mrp at March 30, 2017 11:52 AM (Pqytn)

499 360


Ok.... I can sorta see getting the barrel "where he wants it to
be"..... but then how the hell do you make that 90 degree turn that gets
the pistol "where he wanted it".


Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 11:01 AM (8XRCm)


====

Good point, but the real question is after you've done all that, how does it "slip" out?
====
It was probably while doing kegels to swap out the magazine

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at March 30, 2017 12:22 PM (BYSrJ)

500

gorgeous

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 30, 2017 01:10 PM (0mz2+)

501 As a "society painter" & a portraitist, Sargent wasn't ranked very highly as a painter by his peers. His reputation gained positive momentum as a result of pictures like the one above.

He was an American, trained in Paris, who lived in London.

He died in 1925, which is a lot later than most people think, because he was so closely associated with the Edwardian period.

Posted by: mnw at March 30, 2017 01:38 PM (5Ezu/)

502 shrinkage doucheage fishage downstream pools of caviar?

Posted by: saf at March 30, 2017 04:30 PM (+zN6H)

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Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat