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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at March 30, 2017 09:33 AM (2x9LM)
Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at March 30, 2017 09:34 AM (2x9LM)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 30, 2017 09:34 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at March 30, 2017 09:34 AM (2x9LM)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 09:34 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 09:34 AM (4Utw1)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 30, 2017 09:34 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2017 09:35 AM (x9c8r)
Painting depicts a moment seconds before the naked guy has his brains blown out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 30, 2017 09:35 AM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at March 30, 2017 09:35 AM (eytER)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2017 09:35 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 09:36 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 09:36 AM (PY9jH)
Rocks are tough to paint and look realistic.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 09:36 AM (ZFUt7)
Ah, summer, ah childhood.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2017 09:36 AM (0hI48)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 09:36 AM (wPiJc)
Oh and Trump has already accomplished his primary mission. Anything conservative other than beating Hillary was a bonus. He's not gonna lean right on everything. That's fine.
He gave us a few more years to prepare. Good enough.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 30, 2017 09:37 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 09:37 AM (0mRoj)
http://tinyurl.com/l69e2ha
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2017 09:37 AM (X6fMO)
I'm off to Lowe's.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 30, 2017 09:37 AM (TnUKj)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 30, 2017 09:37 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2017 09:37 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 30, 2017 09:38 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 30, 2017 09:38 AM (GLgXc)
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's science! at March 30, 2017 09:38 AM (2El4P)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2017 09:37 AM (lwiT4)
More like Lake Flaccid.
Posted by: josephistan at March 30, 2017 09:38 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Austin Powers at March 30, 2017 09:38 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 09:39 AM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: WisRich at March 30, 2017 09:39 AM (hdpay)
Posted by: dananjcon at March 30, 2017 09:39 AM (WLK0w)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 30, 2017 09:38 AM (kfcYC)
Then maybe he should be practicing his pig scream.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 30, 2017 09:39 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 30, 2017 09:38 AM (kfcYC)
Yer gonna pray to me, boy, an' yew better pray good!
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 09:39 AM (0mRoj)
Have I confounded your expectations?
Plans within plans.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 09:39 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 30, 2017 09:39 AM (9krrF)
Am I the only one ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 09:40 AM (tFWWx)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 30, 2017 09:40 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 30, 2017 09:41 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2017 09:41 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Kim K. at March 30, 2017 09:41 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2017 09:42 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: dananjcon at March 30, 2017 09:39 AM (WLK0w)
Steal it. it's worth about $5,000,000
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 09:42 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: josephistan at March 30, 2017 09:43 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: JEM at March 30, 2017 09:43 AM (TppKb)
Yeah, looks like watercolor to me.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 09:43 AM (ZFUt7)
A brave mountain lad Yukon Willy
Was smart as your average hillbilly
On Cottonwood Pass
He nearly froze off his ass
Now silly hillbilly Willy's quite chilly
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 09:43 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2017 09:43 AM (2Mnv1)
Artist took a class between finishing this one.
Posted by: Jen at March 30, 2017 09:43 AM (m8stq)
Posted by: dananjcon at March 30, 2017 09:43 AM (WLK0w)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 30, 2017 09:43 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2017 09:42 AM (KP5rU
Me and you are pissing in the same pot.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 30, 2017 09:43 AM (GLgXc)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 09:43 AM (UOJLJ)
For years I was a Scout volunteer. Was even Charter Organization Rep.
I've been "retired" since son made Eagle and left for the military. I still attend some functions, etc.
Last night there was a meeting and dinner, and husband came home and "gifted me" all the dirty table cloths. Apparently none of the latest batch of Scout moms (and dads) know how to operate their washing machines.
*seethes just a tad*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 09:43 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2017 09:44 AM (vzhRo)
Posted by: JEM at March 30, 2017 09:44 AM (TppKb)
I see that now.
This is strange. There's been plenty of stuff here I didn't like ... but this is the first one that I honestly had to struggle to even look at.
Well ... this and Naked Fat Guy.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 09:45 AM (tFWWx)
I like Tanner, and have used a few of his works. Have you poked around a bit? His technique and style is all over the place...weird, but appealing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 09:45 AM (rF0hx)
Needs a vestial virgin or two.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2017 09:45 AM (2aX9r)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 30, 2017 09:38 AM (kfcYC)
I'm with Jane -- the only reason to be naked in that stream is to retrieve the guns from the canoe accident now that Trump has been elected. But he'd better be quick about it or he'll need to send a search party for his balls.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 30, 2017 09:45 AM (RD7QR)
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and here i was imagining a filing cabinet stuffed with limericks indexed for all occasions.
Posted by: Kim K. at March 30, 2017 09:45 AM (PNcou)
Am I the only one ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 09:40 AM (tFWWx
No. It's like looking at the world on a mushroom and strong MDMA trip.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 30, 2017 09:45 AM (GLgXc)
Posted by: Naked Guy's Butt Crack at March 30, 2017 09:46 AM (87y4e)
Posted by: Kim K. at March 30, 2017 09:46 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: dananjcon at March 30, 2017 09:39 AM (WLK0w)
Steal it. it's worth about $5,000,000
****
Heh...I got an eye like an ear.
Posted by: dananjcon at March 30, 2017 09:46 AM (WLK0w)
That washed over rocks, maybe igneous
Was a figure quite nude
Maybe chick, maybe dude
As the gender it was quite ambiguous
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 09:46 AM (0mRoj)
Plans within plans.....
*****
Adapt, improvise and overcome.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 09:46 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 30, 2017 09:47 AM (2z74n)
Congrats on son making Eagle. That is a great accomplishment.
Recommend washing drying and dumping them all in a bag. No folding. Let's them iron out the wrinkles.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2017 09:47 AM (2aX9r)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2017 09:47 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 09:43 AM (UOJLJ
I'm 100% in favor of this for more reasons than just the privacy Bill.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 30, 2017 09:47 AM (GLgXc)
Just thought I'd throw that out there.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 09:48 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2017 09:47 AM (lwiT4)
It's like a float plane coming in on a lake in Alaska so clear that you cannot tell where the surface is. Brace yourself 'cause you never know when we'll hit.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 30, 2017 09:49 AM (RD7QR)
I can safely predict that even Muldoon can't create a rhyming poem that ends with the word 'shrinkage'.
Throws down challenge flag.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 09:49 AM (ZFUt7)
Muldoon!
Paging Mr. Muldoon!
Your competition has arrived.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 09:49 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 30, 2017 09:49 AM (BWL+E)
Congrats on son making Eagle. That is a great accomplishment.
Recommend washing drying and dumping them all in a bag. No folding. Let's them iron out the wrinkles.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2017 09:47 AM (2aX9r)
If only. They belong to my church, and I'll be using them next weekend for another funeral reception I'm hosting.
My life is one exciting adventure after another.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 09:49 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Dang at March 30, 2017 09:50 AM (8b+oT)
Everyone knows you find the little back water where there's a little beach so you don't have to crawl over the rocks to get wet.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2017 09:50 AM (2aX9r)
62 you can the the SEAL just breaking the surface
Posted by: Kim K. at March 30, 2017 09:46 AM (PNcou)
Naw, that's just some ice cream
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2017 09:50 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 09:51 AM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2017 09:51 AM (vzhRo)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 09:51 AM (UOJLJ)
Candiru.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 09:51 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 09:51 AM (4Utw1)
Posted by: Dang at March 30, 2017 09:51 AM (8b+oT)
I didn't know Sargent did watercolors.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 30, 2017 09:51 AM (gIRsn)
That washed over rocks, maybe igneous
Was a figure quite nude
Maybe chick, maybe dude
As the gender it was quite ambiguous
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 09:46 AM
Gauntlet status:
[X] Thrown down
[ ] Not thrown down
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2017 09:51 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: sinalco at March 30, 2017 09:52 AM (yODqO)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2017 09:52 AM (2aX9r)
I can safely predict that even Muldoon can't create a rhyming poem that ends with the word 'shrinkage'.
Throws down challenge flag.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 09:49 AM (ZFUt7)
A cable show actor named Dinklage
Swam into a lake prone to sinkage
He looked for his guns
But lost out on fun
When the temp caused a good bit of shrinkage!
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 30, 2017 09:52 AM (RD7QR)
Throws down challenge flag.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 09:49 AM (ZFUt7)
*****
Hmm, s challenge to use the word "shrinkage"
Guess I'll start with a Bing search for linkage!
Nope, that came up empty
So I s'pose I'll just simply
Go inside my head and use 'thinkage!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 09:52 AM (wPiJc)
Was smart as your average hillbilly - 10 syllables
On Cottonwood Pass - 5 syllables
He nearly froze off his ass - 7 syllables
Now silly hillbilly Willy's quite chilly - 11 syllables
A limerick is a humorous poem consisting of five lines. The first, second, and fifth lines must have seven to ten syllables while rhyming and having the same verbal rhythm.
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Alright son, turn of the creative juices and step out of the idiom. I'm going to need to see your poetic license and you're going to have to write some straight lines of free verse...
The third and fourth lines only have to have five to seven syllables,
and have to rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 - art police at March 30, 2017 09:52 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: Eric S Hun at March 30, 2017 09:52 AM (oOsYG)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 30, 2017 09:51 AM (gIRsn)
The Philadelphia Museum of Art has an current exhibition on his & Winslow Homer's watercolors.
Posted by: josephistan at March 30, 2017 09:53 AM (7HtZB)
I started up a small FedEx hub in Greenville many years ago. It WAS very nice.
At the time ... they had this winding park with various fighter jets displayed. Nice to run in during the evening.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 09:53 AM (tFWWx)
Today's school indoctrination story at LI.
A five year old kindergartener was playing with classmates at recess a game of "Kings and Queens". She was the guard of the palace and when the bad guys showed up, she pointed a stick at them and "fired it".
She was(not a joke) immediately pulled off the playground and taken to the principals office, where she was suspended and her mother called to pick her up for "posing a threat to other children".
Plain and simple early indoctrination in how to be a sheep for the government.
Posted by: Jen at March 30, 2017 09:53 AM (m8stq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 09:49 AM (PY9jH)
You really are a saint, I just wanted you to know that.
Do you have any single sisters, cousins, etc??
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 30, 2017 09:53 AM (Jcg9Q)
Just thought I'd throw that out there.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 09:48 AM (PY9jH
That name sounds familiar. I think Mama Pepe owns a Andrew Wyeth. Could that be valuable?
She has more art than some museums and has no idea what she has.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 30, 2017 09:53 AM (GLgXc)
There are those who enjoy looking at shrinkage
With hard work one finds plenty of linkage
But even with Rule 34
The internet may have in store
Unending porn featuring Peter Dinklage
Posted by: Naked Guy's Butt Crack at March 30, 2017 09:54 AM (87y4e)
Great bunch of limericks this morning.
Come for the art, stay for the poetry.
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 09:54 AM (sBOL1)
I'm skating, so here at the rink edge
I'll ponder this task
Take a swig from my flask
And then shelf the issue on the pink ledge.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 30, 2017 09:54 AM (9krrF)
There was a version of that which opened the Clive Cussler novel Vixen 03. A stricken bomber (IIRC) was flying over dense forest trying to find a place to land and was rapidly running out of fuel.
Suddenly, as they cleared a ridge, a huge clear field opened up in front of them and the pilot managed to bring the plane down.
The problem was, the "field" was a frozen lake covered with a dusting of snow and as soon as the pilot switched off the engines, the ice broke and the plane immediately sank to the bottom.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2017 09:55 AM (X6fMO)
and have to rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 - art police
FREE VERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/holds up lighter
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 30, 2017 09:56 AM (9krrF)
Bonus points if he can work the name "Peter Dinklage" into it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2017 09:56 AM (X6fMO)
out of the idiom. I'm going to need to see your poetic license and
you're going to have to write some straight lines of free verse...
The third and fourth lines only have to have five to seven syllables,
and have to rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 - art police at March 30, 2017 09:52 AM
Run, man! It's the poetry police! I'll hold xem off wit some bad grammar and typos!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2017 09:56 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 09:56 AM (ZFUt7)
The cold on his prick made him shiver.
He loudly exclaimed, a little deranged,
"Fuck that's cold! This is bullshit! Get me the fuck outta here! I can't fucking rhyme for shit now! My balls! FUCK!"
Posted by: Dang at March 30, 2017 09:57 AM (8b+oT)
Thank you, although grrrrrr it ends May 14 and the huge Wyeth thing at Brandywine starts in late June.
I do not wish to visit Mom twice just to soak in some art.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 30, 2017 09:57 AM (gIRsn)
Today's school indoctrination story at LI.
A five year old kindergartener was playing with classmates at recess a game of "Kings and Queens". She was the guard of the palace and when the bad guys showed up, she pointed a stick at them and "fired it".
She was(not a joke) immediately pulled off the playground and taken to the principals office, where she was suspended and her mother called to pick her up for "posing a threat to other children".
Plain and simple early indoctrination in how to be a sheep for the government.
Posted by: Jen at March 30, 2017 09:53 AM (m8stq
In Pre-K they are already dumbing them down. My oldest son has learned nothing from 3-year old school. Nothing. They spend way too much time indoctrinating them to be nothing but below average and conditioning them to be worker bees for the Government/corporations.
I'm furious and consider this child abuse. He has had all ambition and drive destroyed.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 30, 2017 09:57 AM (GLgXc)
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 09:57 AM (sBOL1)
The third and fourth lines only have to have five to seven syllables,
and have to rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 - art police at March 30, 2017 09:52 AM (PNcou)
Run, it's the prigs!
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 09:58 AM (0mRoj)
Easy enough-"Linkage" although Muldoon is very clever.
Posted by: SunnySkyz. at March 30, 2017 09:58 AM (fDdVG)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 30, 2017 09:53 AM (Jcg9Q)
Have one sibling, my lib sister. If she weren't a prog, she'd be lots of fun.
Trust me, she's still an Obama worshiper. You DO NOT WANT.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 09:58 AM (PY9jH)
The third and fourth lines only have to have five to seven syllables,
and have to rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 - art police
Forcing your conventions on others is cultural oppression.
Posted by: Rachel Dole Saw at March 30, 2017 09:59 AM (IqV8l)
Whoever said 'Nude Art' at the end of the last thread was prescient - or peeked.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 09:59 AM (ZFUt7)
You want to look at the feet not the syllables. Syllabic poetry is all Romance languages,
Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2017 10:00 AM (0hI48)
Perhaps someday. Muldoon is still the undisputed Horde limerick champion.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 10:00 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 10:00 AM (wPiJc)
I took him to the NRA museum and then to the range to try out a Thompson/Center Classic .22. It was a good time.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at March 30, 2017 10:00 AM (tVWQB)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 30, 2017 09:53 AM (Jcg9Q)
Have one sibling, my lib sister. If she weren't a prog, she'd be lots of fun.
Trust me, she's still an Obama worshiper. You DO NOT WANT.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 09:58 AM
HordeMatch.com (TM)
This could have potential. :-P
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2017 10:01 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 10:00 AM (wPiJc)
Dwarf actor. Plays Tyrion Lannister on GoT.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 10:01 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 10:00 AM (wPiJc)
If you know of any midget - er - little person actor, he's who you're thinking of.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 30, 2017 10:01 AM (KUaJL)
Proof that said "activists" don't know shiite about the interwebz...
Hah.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 30, 2017 10:01 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 10:00 AM (wPiJc)
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He's the guy whose name kind of rhymes with shrinkage.
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:01 AM (sBOL1)
*******
Damn. I hate it when that happens.
Posted by: Harrison Ford at March 30, 2017 10:02 AM (2aX9r)
Me neither, so there's that. Dude's obviously not a Texan, then.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 30, 2017 10:02 AM (MINbv)
too excited to worry bout shrinkage
when i rolled her over
i had to dive for cover
Cause i wasn't prepared for the stink-age
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 - art police at March 30, 2017 10:02 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2017 10:03 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:03 AM (sBOL1)
The last descendant died in l973 and left the property to the state. She had never married.
Beautiful old farmhouse style "plantation" home (as was the norm at the time). In the early 1900's the family was friends with the DuPonts, who "wintered" on Jekyll Island and served as financial advisors to the two spinster sisters.
Anyhow, among all the fascinating old things in the house, was a Christmas card from Andrew Wyeth and his wife.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 10:03 AM (PY9jH)
Peter Dinklage is famous for breaking a penile plethysmograph upon viewing a photograph of Chelsea Clinton.
With his fists.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 10:04 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2017 10:04 AM (2aX9r)
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at March 30, 2017 10:04 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Paladin at March 30, 2017 10:04 AM (YNPwP)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 10:05 AM (UOJLJ)
I took him to the NRA museum and then to the range to try out a Thompson/Center Classic .22. It was a good time.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at March 30, 2017 10:00 AM (tVWQB)
Sincere question....why do you all tolerate this kind of stuff?
I know you don't want to make your kid the focus of a complaint and battle with the school system, but were there no alternatives? Charter schools, catholic schools, home schooling?
Posted by: Jen at March 30, 2017 10:05 AM (m8stq)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2017 10:05 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 10:05 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 10:05 AM (PY9jH)
You're not alone. I had to google him.
Once I saw him I recognized him.
Short memory.
Short actor ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 10:05 AM (tFWWx)
Posted by: Zombie Shae at March 30, 2017 10:05 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 10:06 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 30, 2017 10:06 AM (HJbDF)
This painting could serve as a lesson in watercolors with the splatter techniques, dry brush work, and delineating the various objects. In some ways, I find the use of the model to be distracting and being a male makes that more jarring.
Posted by: JTB at March 30, 2017 10:08 AM (V+03K)
http://tinyurl.com/l69e2ha
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Kirk Unit! Kirk Unit! Why do you not disclose the information?
Posted by: Ilia at March 30, 2017 10:08 AM (vg8iE)
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rumor has it AtC loves his work. really looks up to him.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 10:08 AM (PNcou)
Like something you'd find in a 14 year old girl's school notebook. He should have put little crooked hearts around the border and wrote "I luv Bobby FOREVAH ELEVENTY!!!!!!" in red marker, with a little heart for the dot on the I.
What's next? Finger paintings?
Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 30, 2017 10:09 AM (1zARK)
I know you don't want to make your kid the focus of a complaint and battle with the school system, but were there no alternatives? Charter schools, catholic schools, home schooling?
This actually was in a private school - being in Northern Virginia, private school teachers still come from the same background as their public school colleagues.
In fact, in this situation it was a bit more challenging. The school policy was what it was, and a teacher wasn't eager to fight a war with the school when the outcome would be the teacher's dismissal.
So I lodged my complaint, told my son that the policy was stupid and I wasn't going to punish him at all, and we had a good time.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at March 30, 2017 10:09 AM (tVWQB)
e.g. probably is spoken as 'probly' when needed.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 10:09 AM (wPiJc)
You really want to start some s...., don't you?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 30, 2017 10:09 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Dang at March 30, 2017 10:10 AM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 10:09 AM (wPiJc)
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Be like the cool kids and just use "prolly."
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:10 AM (sBOL1)
In fact, in this situation it was a bit more challenging. The school policy was what it was, and a teacher wasn't eager to fight a war with the school when the outcome would be the teacher's dismissal.
So I lodged my complaint, told my son that the policy was stupid and I wasn't going to punish him at all, and we had a good time.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at March 30, 2017 10:09 AM (tVWQB)
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Learning to pick your fights IS a good lesson to learn.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 30, 2017 10:10 AM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: Dang at March 30, 2017 10:11 AM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 30, 2017 10:11 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: goodluckduck at March 30, 2017 10:11 AM (yqvys)
I'll throw ten bucks into the AtC/Peter Dinklage date fund. Let's make this happen.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 10:11 AM (tFWWx)
We don't have school choice, remember?
In Northern Virginia, private schools are pricy. No such thing as charter schools here, we have magnets that are theoretically the same thing, but they are still public schools, and you can't just find the non-prog-tard magnet to send your kids too because it DOES NOT EXIST.
Homeschooling works if you have the ability to do that - two working parent family, it doesn't.
Oh, and what if you have joint custody? Yeah, it doesn't work.
Lots of choices inherent in this story, yes, but ultimately, we have no school choice. You take what happens because you have to send your kids to school.
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2017 10:12 AM (tewYv)
Me neither, so there's that. Dude's obviously not a Texan, then.
Midget actor on Game of Thrones.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:12 AM (4Utw1)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 30, 2017 10:12 AM (MINbv)
Putin is giving a speech saying the allegations of Russian interfering with the election are groundless. All the American media stories are just anti-Russian BS.
I don't what Vlad is talking about when I went to vote, there was this short guy and tall woman at the polling place who told me if I voted for Trump I'd get a submissive Russian woman. I asked when I could get her they said first they had to get moose and squirrel.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 10:12 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 10:09 AM (wPiJc)
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Be like the cool kids and just use "prolly."
Posted by: bluebell
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Pmff.
Posted by: The Cool Kids at March 30, 2017 10:12 AM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 10:13 AM (UOJLJ)
Me neither, so there's that. Dude's obviously not a Texan, then.
Midget actor on Game of Thrones.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:12 AM (4Utw1)
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The imp.
"Use it as armor, bastard. That way no one can use it against you."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 30, 2017 10:13 AM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:14 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 30, 2017 10:14 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 10:14 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Juan Valdez at March 30, 2017 10:14 AM (F9rT3)
Posted by: Country Boy at March 30, 2017 10:15 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2017 10:15 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 09:54 AM (sBOL1)
My thoughts exactly.
I looked at it and was taken by the soft colors and interesting, gauzy look. But then I noticed the guy...seemingly stuck there as an afterthought.
But I'm lazy and figured you lunatics would have some sport with it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 10:16 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at March 30, 2017 10:17 AM (BYSrJ)
Posted by: josephistan at March 30, 2017 10:17 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel
Never drink downstream from the Horde.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:18 AM (4Utw1)
What a bunch of clowns."
Our own show trials.
Will anyone question why no US intelligence agency did an independent investigation of the DNC hack, but have all relied on a report by a consulting firm hired by the DNC? That the DNC's server now sleeps with the fishes?
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 30, 2017 10:18 AM (bQxkN)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2017 10:18 AM (lwiT4)
Here's the story about Jackson's filing suit:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/n8w9wgn
and here's the pdf of the complaint, worth a quick read just to see all the problems they detail:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/m3c67sy
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:19 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 10:20 AM (PNcou)
This guy also tweeted "All I want for Christmas is white genocide."
People are PAYING this guy to "teach."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 10:20 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 10:16 AM (rF0hx)
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There's almost nothing we can't have sport with.
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:20 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel
Never drink downstream from the Horde.
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a ate Mexican last night and just released a school of guppies!
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 10:21 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 10:21 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:21 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Max Power at March 30, 2017 10:22 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 10:23 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2017 10:23 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 30, 2017 10:24 AM (gIRsn)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:21 AM (8XRCm)
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Limerick throw-down using the word "shrinkage."
I can't think of a short way to say "do you want to participate" without getting yelled at about phrasing. So, do you want to participate?
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:24 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at March 30, 2017 10:24 AM (BYSrJ)
Posts nudes with a female aspectual
But this week it's dudes
And they've all been nudes
Which confirms CBD is bisexual!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2017 10:25 AM (NyJwR)
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:25 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 10:25 AM (smD62)
FIFY!
Posted by: The Burning Times at March 30, 2017 10:25 AM (87y4e)
Posted by: Bill Cosby at March 30, 2017 10:25 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:25 AM (4Utw1)
did an independent investigation of the DNC hack, but have all relied on
a report by a consulting firm hired by the DNC? That the DNC's server
now sleeps with the fishes?
Posted by: Ignoramus
They're marching all the PhD's out to give testimony. Which tells me they have nothing.
Remember when the government created the ObamaCare website and it took a consortium of capitalist software companies who donated some of their programmers to fix that pile of shit?
The government does not have the level of expertise in low-level forensic programming to do anything other than blow smoke up our ass.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge in Grass Skirt at March 30, 2017 10:26 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: fixerupper
******
Shrinkage, Dinklage, gay/lesbian hillbillies, skinny dipping, river pooping, canoe accidents, more shrinkage and a few off topic comments about the actual artwork. Typical day.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 10:26 AM (wPiJc)
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{slips roofie into dictionary}
Posted by: Bill Cosby at March 30, 2017 10:26 AM (PNcou)
'Nad shriveling cold, believe me...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2017 10:27 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge in Grass Skirt at March 30, 2017 10:26 AM (ZFUt7)
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Which is probably not hard to do if you're wearing a grass skirt.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:27 AM (sBOL1)
Staying on topic and all.
Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2017 10:28 AM (zSVEm)
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since i ate Mexican, they should be prepared for the blowback...
Posted by: Bill Cosby at March 30, 2017 10:28 AM (PNcou)
What a yutz.
Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at March 30, 2017 10:28 AM (02ckt)
You're a great American! And you're a great American!
You're all great Americans!
Posted by: Sean Winfrey at March 30, 2017 10:28 AM (87y4e)
"That was some weird s*." "Jeb is probably right."
George W. Bush's Inner Dialogue:
"Man am I glad the media hates him so much! They've basically stopped picking on me now!" "Jeb is a useful idiot."
Amazing how fast everyone forgets. W Hysteria is old and busted, DJT Hysteria is the now. The problem is and has not been in our lifetimes any one Republican president. Nixon really wasn't even the evil dude he's made to be, and the scandals would be fairly vanilla by today's standards. The problem is a partisan and activist press and an ever more progressive leftist political machine whose unhinged tantrums go excused or ignored.
It doesn't matter if it's W, DJT, Gorsuch, Little Marco, Aphrodite and all her love, or Barack's centrist clone. All that matters in the character assassination is "Not progressive democrat." The dems will demonize and stigmatize anyone who is not adherent to their dogma. I will laugh if McMuffin or any of the alt-alt-right gets some traction and they get doo doo bombed just the same.
I'd say the right needs to take a hint but liberty does not benefit politicians so I would not be half surprised if they all know the state of play and just play along to stay rich and famous.
Posted by: Mindreader at March 30, 2017 10:29 AM (wx6iv)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad
So, not doing phrasing now?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 30, 2017 10:29 AM (9krrF)
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and do dwarf peckers also suffer from shrinkage? seems unfair...
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 10:29 AM (PNcou)
Staying on topic and all.
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I think they want to be referred to a "little people".
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:30 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: gm at March 30, 2017 10:30 AM (K0tm3)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: bluebell
Oops.
*takes off grass skirt, coconut bra, and sock*
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 10:30 AM (ZFUt7)
What a yutz.
Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna
Odds are he and his peers have barely laid a hand on a power tool at all in their lives.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 30, 2017 10:30 AM (9krrF)
C'mon in bluebell..... that waters fiiiiiiiine.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:30 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2017 10:30 AM (v1g1+)
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One sock. I wonder what THAT was for.
*taps chin*
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:31 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Drew at March 30, 2017 10:31 AM (NBHj5)
Staying on topic and all.
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I think they want to be referred to a "little people".
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:30 AM (8XRCm)
The PC term is leprechauns.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2017 10:32 AM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2017 10:32 AM (2aX9r)
Chairman of the Lollipop Guild.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 10:32 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: The Sniper at March 30, 2017 10:32 AM (DMUuz)
Staying on topic and all.
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I think they want to be referred to a "little people".
Little people is a catch all which embraces both dwarfs and midgets. Dinklage is a dwarf. Midgets are small with normalish proportions.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 30, 2017 10:32 AM (gIRsn)
Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2017 10:33 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 10:33 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 30, 2017 10:32 AM (gIRsn)
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I know. But we're not supposed to call them that. They get pissed now. Like Orientals.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:33 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:33 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:34 AM (4Utw1)
What a yutz.
Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna
Odds are he and his peers have barely laid a hand on a power tool at all in their lives.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 30, 2017 10:30 AM (9krrF)
I wouldn't trust him with a mechanical pencil.
Posted by: josephistan at March 30, 2017 10:34 AM (7HtZB)
So which one is he? Happy? Doc?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:34 AM (4Utw1)
Grumpy.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 30, 2017 10:34 AM (0mRoj)
So call him a gook.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:34 AM (4Utw1)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 10:34 AM (PNcou)
My five year old twin grandsons do that "Lollipop Guild" song...
Really adorable.
Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 10:34 AM (Zs4uk)
Felt like I was watching Alex Jones or Glenn Beck at his most unhinged.
Nobody calls these clowns out because they're on they left. And, pretty
much the rest of the media is in the same lunatic conspiracy boat.
Posted by: gm at March 30, 2017 10:30 AM (K0tm3)
Did you happen to see Alisyn Camerota on CNN this morning questioning some Trump supporters? She looked angry.
One guy said he lives in New Hampshire right across the street from a polling place, and watched a couple of out of state cars, each with five or six people, pull up and let people out to vote.
She said, "They weren't bus loads though, right?" *angry face*
Someone else said he was pleased with how PDT was stepping up the fight against ISIS in Iraq, and she commented how we had just killed innocent civilians in a bombing attack.
She's dropped whatever mask she used to wear at Fox.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 10:34 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 30, 2017 10:30 AM (9krrF)
shhhhh....ace will hear you.
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2017 10:34 AM (Enq6K)
What are they going to do about it ... kick our shins ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 10:35 AM (tFWWx)
Posted by: Peter Dinklage in "Elf" at March 30, 2017 10:35 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 30, 2017 10:35 AM (bQxkN)
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who are also small with normal-ish proportions
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 10:36 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2017 10:36 AM (r/0kC)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 10:36 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Bandersnatch,
*****
What he said ^^^
Most dwarves have achondroplasia (failed growth of cartilage), with the 'long bones' of the body having very limited growth, but relatively normally proportioned torsos. Usually also have prominent foreheads (frontal bossing) due to abnormal growth rates of the flat bones of the skull. There are causes of dwarfism other than achondroplasia.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 10:36 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 30, 2017 10:35 AM (bQxkN)
July 16th.
Posted by: Peter Dinklage in at March 30, 2017 10:36 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Max Power at March 30, 2017 10:22 AM (QCc6B)
Because SJWs andTrump is Hitler I believe answers all questions
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 10:36 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (bQxkN)
Posted by: fixerupper
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*ponders the possibility of an Oriental midget*
Posted by: Drew at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: simplemind at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (xVRrG)
Damn! Now I'm thinking about fly tying.
Posted by: JTB at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (bQxkN)
T. Rex sex.
http://tinyurl.com/mk3k7y6
Despite its fearsome teeth and cumbersome body the T. rex was a sensitive lover according to a new study.
The terrifying carnivore had a sensitive side - namely its nose, which was as sensitive as human fingertips.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 30, 2017 10:30 AM
PSA: We are proud to offer a cordless drill!
Posted by: IKEA at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Prince Phillip at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (UOJLJ)
Venable is a big name firm, Jackson's has a lot of money. I don't know who BP's lawyers are.
It's a good question what the outcome of a court case would be. My guess is that Jackson's filed the suit to get BP to change their parking deal - it may work, it will be an expensive case no doubt.
However, the case as laid out by Jackson's lawyers contains the elements of its own defeat - they say they negotiated a lease that said employees and diners would park free, and if BP ever decided to charge, then BP would have to provide a system cost free to Jackson's for validation.
BPs response will be that they have done what was required by the lease by providing a validation mechanism.
Looks like Jackson's wants to make the case about whether BP can charge for parking in RTC and that people don't like it that they are. Secondarily, they say the validation mechanism is confusing (I have used it - it is) and that because of that (and the whole parking thing to begin with) they are losing business.
I think on the merits, BP probably has the stronger case, but judges are not required to follow the law or anything, they can decide based on any reason whatsoever.
I suspect that it never goes to trial, there is some way of making it easier for the validation to work, and eventually everyobody gets used to pay to park in RTC.
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (tewYv)
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do sybians count?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: Frank Booth at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (qOaog)
Looks like that guy forgot his boots, waders, and flyrod.
Posted by: simplemind at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (xVRrG)
He's looking for his guns.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (PY9jH)
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BREAKING: Murdered Reporter Had 'If Anything Happens To Me' Letter Containing Proof
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (y3aQB)
I would have replied,
"Be glad it's not me in the White House. The ME would be a smoking crater, you ignorant bint!"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:38 AM (4Utw1)
She has more art than some museums and has no idea what she has.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 30, 2017 09:53 AM (GLgXc)
Probably not, but I'll give her 50 bucks for it.
Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2017 10:38 AM (x9c8r)
*****
So I'm guessing that banging out a spreadsheet probably doesn't fly either?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2017 10:38 AM (2aX9r)
Posted by: goon at March 30, 2017 10:38 AM (EaQ6/)
Which one are the miners again ? And which ones are the natural thieves ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 10:38 AM (tFWWx)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (bQxkN)
CNN: Do you know who ELSE it was Springtime for?!?!?! *foaming at mouth*
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 10:39 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Muldoon
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I understand that Orientalism is genetic.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 10:39 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 09:40 AM (tFWWx)
Looks like the shoreline is littered with green trash bags. Not a fan of this one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 10:39 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Drew at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (ZO497)
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safe for work
Tho I had to wade though alot that werent. There's a *thing* for any topic.
Ick
http://tinyurl.com/lgwvau3
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:39 AM (8XRCm)
232 Call me "elf" one more time!
Posted by: Peter Dinklage in "Elf" at March 30, 2017 10:35 AM (7HtZB)
One of the funniest parts of one of only three Will Farrell movies that I can stand.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2017 10:39 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2017 10:25 AM (NyJwR)
Heh....you've clearly never met me.
The commenter called naturalfake,
Crossed the line and was tossed in the lake.
When he emerged,
He was promptly scourged,
But at least he avoided the stake!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 10:39 AM (rF0hx)
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and he never grabs my pussy
Posted by: T Rex-ette at March 30, 2017 10:39 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: simplemind at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (xVRrG)
He's looking for his guns.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 10:37 AM (PY9jH)
His ottoman was swept away.
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2017 10:40 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 10:39 AM (ZO497)
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But you can cure them.
If you blindfold them.... and spin them around fast several times, they become disoriented.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:40 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:33 AM
Embracing pinstripes can resolve many dissonances.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2017 10:40 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:34 AM (4Utw1)
Grumpy.
Horny
Posted by: Peter Dinklage's Busy Cock at March 30, 2017 10:40 AM (87y4e)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 30, 2017 10:41 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2017 10:36 AM (r/0kC)
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Curiously, the homeless are starting to get the attention of the press again as well.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 30, 2017 10:41 AM (m35LD)
NEW YORK (AP) – Friday is National Crayon Day and Crayola says it will mark the occasion by retiring one of its colors.
Crayola says the announcement revealing which color is getting retired will be live-streamed on Facebook on Friday morning.
On Facebook, news of the impending color retirement brought suggestions as to which colors it should or shouldn’t be. Others lamented that Crayola is retiring a color at all.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2017 10:41 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2017 10:41 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: painting 'guy' at March 30, 2017 10:41 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2017 10:41 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 10:39 AM (WDdjT)
Eye-talian Injun: *tears rolls down face*
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 10:41 AM (493sH)
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and he never grabs my pussy
Posted by: T Rex-ette
He couldn't even pick his nose. Why would he grab your mish?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:41 AM (4Utw1)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2017 10:42 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 10:42 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: JTB
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Zippers, man! For the love of mike, it's the 21st Century. Get with it, you Luddite.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 10:43 AM (ZO497)
http://tinyurl.com/lk5fp9g
"Don't go into the flood water": Huge man-eating shark found on road as Australia is battered by Cyclone Debbie
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 10:44 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 10:42 AM (mf5HN)
*snort*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 10:44 AM (PY9jH)
I think if they had implemented a normal sort of procedure, instead of a ridiculous, invasive app that can only be used there, people wouldn't be so angry. That, and the fact that BP says the reason for paid parking is to prevent commuters from parking there. Why not give people the first couple hours free then?
It will be interesting to see what happens. I'm not holding my breath.
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:44 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 10:42 AM (mf5HN)
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Speaking of midgets with out of proportion body parts.....
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:44 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 30, 2017 10:44 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 10:42 AM (mf5HN)
*snort*
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quietly praying that Alex does not read the whole thread
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 10:45 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2017 10:45 AM (r/0kC)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:44 AM (8XRCm)
*searches in vain for popcorn in pantry*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 10:45 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:44 AM (8XRCm)
I DO NOT HAVE T REX ARMS!!!
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 10:45 AM (mf5HN)
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How Did Evelyn Farkas now what was going on ?
Pentagon's top Russia official, Farkas, resigned in 2015. So why did she still have access to Trump-Russian Intel?
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 30, 2017 10:45 AM (y3aQB)
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This is my weapon
Where is my gun?
Posted by: painting 'guy'
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Damn! Now I'm thinking about fly tying.
Posted by: JTB
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Zippers, man! For the love of mike, it's the 21st Century. Get with it, you Luddite.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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As the thread moves slowly, inexorably, toward codpiece discussion.
Posted by: Theodoric of York at March 30, 2017 10:46 AM (/ZEVC)
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Ummmmmm...... study of "what"?..... fossil records.???
Is like to see the "evidence" that led them to that conclusion.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:46 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: REN BOTHLEISBERGER at March 30, 2017 10:46 AM (qOaog)
That's dedication.
Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2017 10:46 AM (zSVEm)
Muslim shouted "Allahu Ackbar" as he assaulted a police officer who was
arresting him at a Muncie, Indiana Goodwill store. He was threatening
the employees because.......wait for it.....they refused to convert to
Islam.
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Employees charged with hate crime in 3...2...1...
Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 10:46 AM (FkAXz)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2017 10:46 AM (r/0kC)
Once the trial starts, that'd be a perfect time to start arresting the officials for dereliction of duty. That oath they swore upon taking office?
Yeah. "To protect and defend the US Constitution".
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:46 AM (4Utw1)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 10:45 AM (PNcou)
You do know that sometimes the answer to a prayer is no, right?
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 10:47 AM (mf5HN)
Pentagon's top Russia official, Farkas, resigned in 2015. So why did she still have access to Trump-Russian Intel?
Posted by: EVLINC!
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Why, it's as if the bureaucracies are shot through with political operatives.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 10:47 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 10:45 AM (PNcou)
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*throws holy water in buzzsaw's direction*
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:48 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2017 10:48 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 10:42 AM (mf5HN)
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Speaking of midgets with out of proportion body parts.....
Posted by: fixerupper
Thank God!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:48 AM (4Utw1)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2017 10:49 AM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2017 10:49 AM (XGTLS)
Yeah. "To protect and defend the US Constitution".
Posted by: rickb223
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That is so old school. No one does that anymore.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 10:49 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 10:50 AM (tFWWx)
Posted by: Frank Booth at March 30, 2017 10:51 AM (qOaog)
I am afraid to have it delivered to the house out of fear it gets misdelivered, or someone picks up my mail and opens it.
I'm afraid to have it sent to work, for the off chance I get laid up in the hospital, and someone else goes to get the mail and opens it.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 10:51 AM (smD62)
Can't get product out of China for the next few days due to the Tomb Sweeping Festival.
Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 10:51 AM (Zs4uk)
Which is really disappointing, but perhaps not completely unexpected.
Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 10:51 AM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 30, 2017 10:51 AM (XGTLS)
HFC Jim Jordan on FNC now. Gives a veiled middle finger to Trump.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 10:05 AM (UOJLJ)
I didn't see it, but right now I am inclined to say good show. Not liking Trump's vindictive and bullying tweets against the Freedom Caucus. I don't expect Trump to be a conservative and I appreciate the take downs and take outs he has accomplished. But not liking the FC thing at all.
Posted by: gracepmc at March 30, 2017 10:51 AM (OU4q6)
That's dedication.
Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2017 10:46 AM (zSVEm)
I traveled there for a research conference on their military. I got my first bout of amoebic dysentery the second day, and spent five days in my hotel room, losing 25 pounds. I still had a good time.
It will kick your ass, but Australia is an amazingly beautiful place.
Posted by: moki at March 30, 2017 10:52 AM (wuzmq)
arresting him at a Muncie, Indiana Goodwill store. He was threatening
the employees because.......wait for it.....they refused to convert to
Islam.
Sounds a little suspicious. Actual muslins will request a person 'revert' to islam.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 10:52 AM (ZFUt7)
Once the trial starts, that'd be a perfect time to start arresting the officials for dereliction of duty. That oath they swore upon taking office?
Yeah. "To protect and defend the US Constitution".
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:46 AM (4Utw1)
Point of order: A judge has no say in whether or not a lawsuit can be filed unless it's the extraordinarily rare situation where someone has been found to be a nuisance litigant.
Anyone or any organization can file any suit against anyone at all for anything at pretty much any time.
Doesn't mean it won't be tossed out right quick but the filing part means not a single thing.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 10:52 AM (mf5HN)
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My "toys" get delivered to a FFL dealer of choice.
What are you buying.... didlos??
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:52 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2017 10:53 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 30, 2017 10:44 AM (vg8iE)
Let's send him to Hawaii. There is a judge there who would just love to have him there
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 10:53 AM (493sH)
Go to the toy store and pick one out. Talk to the salespeople and get their recommendations.
Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 10:54 AM (Zs4uk)
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good thing she doesn't or she'd have to type her posts with her bewbs.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 10:54 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:52 AM (8XRCm)
She puts that shit in her online profile ... and I guaran-damn-tee she'll start getting responses.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 10:54 AM (tFWWx)
Putin says he wants to establish good relations with the US. CNBC is having the vapors over it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 10:54 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 10:55 AM (smD62)
BP is clearly being disingenuous about their intentions. They built all those garages. It wasn't out of the goodness of their hearts, they clearly expect some ROI.
They own the properties and they can charge for the parking. Their deal with Jackson's is probably the same as with many others as they have the validation machines. The retail stores are probably the ones most likely to suffer because they won't be offering validation.
The blowback from this is pretty bad, but in the end, it isn't like anyone will have a choice about the parking at RTC. BP owns it. You can't go to the next vendor over who charges nothing or less - if you want to go to RTC.
If BP doesn't offer some settlement soon, I can see a judge telling them they have to stop charging for parking until they make the validation process easier.
However it goes, that is the outcome I expect - validation to get easier. They won't stop charging for parking.
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2017 10:55 AM (tewYv)
Thanks, I shared that link. Also your link to the Evelyn Farkas story was covered by a local radio talker. Her revelation was truly mind-bending. Do they feel so bulletproof because they know Liar Media will cover for them always, at all times?
Posted by: kallisto at March 30, 2017 10:55 AM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: D Trump Rambo at March 30, 2017 10:55 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:44 AM (8XRCm)
I DO NOT HAVE T REX ARMS!!!
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 10:45 AM (mf5HN)
How about a sensitive nose?
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 30, 2017 10:56 AM (RD7QR)
Jesus ! I'm sorry, Take a Xanax or 2
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 30, 2017 10:56 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum
Then they are dumber than owl shit.
Revert = return to.
I never was a muzzie, regardless of what they think.
Piss on 'em.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:56 AM (4Utw1)
Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2017 10:56 AM (zSVEm)
Already have the item picked out, and you can only buy online. Besides that you could not pay me money to go in to a sex store and ask for recommendations.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 10:56 AM (smD62)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2017 10:40 AM (DMUuz)
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Nope. That way madness lies. Exhibit A and Exhibit B right here in this thread.
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:56 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 10:56 AM (tFWWx)
Posted by: One of the few Seinfeld jokes I know at March 30, 2017 10:57 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 10:57 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 10:57 AM (nlbfN)
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the directions should tell you either anally or vaginally
Posted by: D Trump Rambo at March 30, 2017 10:57 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 10:58 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: ScoggDog
None that she'd want.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:58 AM (4Utw1)
Posted by: Satan at March 30, 2017 10:58 AM (qOaog)
Do they come with a trigger guard, batteries, or a kick starter?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2017 10:58 AM (2aX9r)
Thanks...you always know how to make me feel good about myself.
I really, really, really don't want attention from those kinds of guys that would message me bc I have a dildo on my dating profile.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 10:58 AM (smD62)
Posted by: Prince Phillip at March 30, 2017 10:59 AM (UOJLJ)
Oh my Lord no!
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 10:55 AM (smD62)
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with a name like Tickled Pink, that's an easy mistake to make
Posted by: D Trump Rambo at March 30, 2017 10:59 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2017 10:55 AM (tewYv)
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I'm sure you're right. And I've lived here since 1988 - RTC wasn't even built yet! The monstrosity they're building where the old open lot used to be is horrible. And don't get me started on the area around the metro.
Progress, I guess.
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2017 10:59 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: D Trump Rambo at March 30, 2017 10:57 AM (PNcou)
Drudge has the story of a gun slipping out of a prisoner's ass while being booked into a jail.
In Florida of course.
Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 10:59 AM (Zs4uk)
Never heard of Weng Weng, have you?
http://tinyurl.com/mdpxruq
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2017 10:59 AM (X6fMO)
Shouldn't that be Pink Tickled then?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 10:59 AM (4Utw1)
Posted by: gracepmc
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Yeah, I'm pretty unhappy about it. It's unnecessary, and puts off people who voted for him. Faint echoes of the Tea Party destruction.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 11:00 AM (ZO497)
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Talk about having Guns coming out the ASS
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 30, 2017 11:00 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2017 11:01 AM (r/0kC)
Posted by: JTB at March 30, 2017 11:01 AM (V+03K)
I really, really, really don't want attention from those kinds of guys that would message me bc I have a dildo on my dating profile.
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Tickled Pink-- have you thought of having a friend rewrite your profile to see what happens? You might get a different set of responses if you have someone else write it for you.
/meant to suggest this last night.
Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 11:01 AM (FkAXz)
Do they come with a trigger guard, batteries, or a kick starter?
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you have to supply your own thing that goes up
Posted by: D Trump Rambo at March 30, 2017 11:01 AM (PNcou)
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*ponders the downside of posting thoughts*
*plunges ahead anyway*
Ok.... I can sorta see getting the barrel "where he wants it to be"..... but then how the hell do you make that 90 degree turn that gets the pistol "where he wanted it".
Ow.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 11:01 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 11:00 AM (ZO497)
Yep, he's crapping on the people who supported him and courting the RINO's and dems, who will be the first to stab him in the back. Oh well, he owns this, I'm glad the FC is standing up to him.
Posted by: spypeach at March 30, 2017 11:02 AM (u/r83)
Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2017 10:48 AM (zSVEm)
*looks up for gnawing on steak bone*
Hmm? What?
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 11:02 AM (mf5HN)
Pentagon's top Russia official, Farkas, resigned in 2015. So why did she still have access to Trump-Russian Intel?
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 30, 2017 10:45 AM (y3aQB)
===
Farkas!
Posted by: Bizarro Jerry Seinfeld at March 30, 2017 11:02 AM (BDZWU)
Haha, I actually had a friend write my profile as it is.
And, had it reviewed by a number of people who thought it was fantastic so....there ya go.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 11:02 AM (smD62)
This probably ain't the place for positive self-affirmation.
So ... watcha' buying ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 11:02 AM (tFWWx)
Ok.... I can sorta see getting the barrel "where he wants it to be"..... but then how the hell do you make that 90 degree turn that gets the pistol "where he wanted it".
Ow.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 11:01 AM (8XRCm)
Good point, but the real question is after you've done all that, how does it "slip" out?
Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 11:03 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 10:58 AM (smD62)
What's wrong with that?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 11:03 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2017 10:03 AM (TOk1P)
Agreed.
Posted by: m at March 30, 2017 11:03 AM (Gqgs8)
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concealed CARRY fail
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 11:03 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2017 11:04 AM (zSVEm)
Hi neighbor!
Yep, my wife has pretty much written off the Town Center. There are some nice places there (the sushi restaurant is quite good I think) but we decided it's not worth the hassle anymore to go there.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at March 30, 2017 11:04 AM (PFy0L)
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Talk about having Guns coming out the ASS
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 30, 2017 11:00 AM (y3aQB)
*mops coffee off keyboard*
This thread went downhill quickly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 11:04 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 11:04 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 30, 2017 11:05 AM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:05 AM (nlbfN)
Yeah, I'm pretty unhappy about it. It's unnecessary, and puts off people who voted for him. Faint echoes of the Tea Party destruction.
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Me too. However, the argument I read elsewhere is that not doing Obamacare messed up tax reform.
However, as someone who has to deal with Obamacare because I'm self employed, his plan was half a sh*t sandwich. So I'm with the Freedom Caucus on that one.
Finally... there is something else to consider. There's a learning curve that Trump has that others do not. He's not a politician, and it might take a while for him to figure sh*t out.
Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 11:05 AM (FkAXz)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 30, 2017 11:05 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 10:58 AM (smD62)
What's wrong with that?
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ummm... that isn't where it goes
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 11:05 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:06 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 30, 2017 11:05 AM (RD7QR)
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**scribbles in notebook
**notes joncelli dildo curious
**snaps notebook shut
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 11:06 AM (8XRCm)
Alabama. Huntsville.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:06 AM (nlbfN)
Close enough.
Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 11:06 AM (Zs4uk)
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maybe it was in the canoe...
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 11:06 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: JTB
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Me too. For instance, anytime I see someone staring at their smartphone screen, it diminishes my desire to have anything to do with them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 11:06 AM (ZO497)
It's like I don't know you people anymore.
Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at March 30, 2017 11:06 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 11:06 AM (smD62)
Posted by: gracepmc
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Yeah, I'm pretty unhappy about it. It's unnecessary, and puts off people who voted for him. Faint echoes of the Tea Party destruction.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 11:00 AM (ZO497)
However, if the Freedom Caucus sit down with Trump, I am convinced he will work with them.
Trump just wants to sign legislation that makes him look good. A more substantive bill than what Ryan proposed WILL do that.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 30, 2017 11:07 AM (ujg0T)
Is like to see the "evidence" that led them to that conclusion.
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The linked article is interesting if you're into dino stuff. The study is based on the discovery of a well-preserved T. rex relative, Daspletosaurus horneri. Indicating that Rexie had foramina on his snout. These are small nerve openings that create increased sensitivity and used by several animals today for sensual as well hunting purposes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 30, 2017 11:07 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Max Power at March 30, 2017 10:22 AM (QCc6B)
So Seattle gets a commie judge to tell Trump he has to send Federal dollars anyway? All he has to do is say "molon labe, bitchez".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 11:07 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2017 11:08 AM (r/0kC)
Posted by: JackStraw
Again with the Russians...someone's fixated...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 30, 2017 11:08 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2017 11:08 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2017 11:08 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 11:08 AM (UOJLJ)
**notes joncelli dildo curious
**snaps notebook shut
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 11:06 AM (8XRCm)
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keep up. we've known for YEARS
Posted by: Bob at NSA at March 30, 2017 11:08 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2017 11:09 AM (X6fMO)
Better get used to it. The Senate hearings on this are going to go on for some time.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 11:09 AM (/tuJf)
I need 68 of them and I'm just getting ready to pull the trigger on the purchase.
www.katom.com/256-SL21505.html
Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 11:11 AM (Zs4uk)
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Nah he is a Narcissist who when something he is involved with fails, It can't be his fault so he blames someone, or group of people
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 30, 2017 11:11 AM (y3aQB)
And, had it reviewed by a number of people who thought it was fantastic so....there ya go.
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Well then, maybe you should take a shot at it.
FWIW, I think of these things as marketing. What crowd do you want to attract? The Bass Pro Shop guys? University educated? Politically active? Guys who love movies? Think about that and then try to use language to convey that-- for example, if you were interested in guys who like to snowboard, I'm guessing the language would be very different than if you were interested in guys who like to read books.
/not that snowboarders don't read books...
Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 11:11 AM (FkAXz)
I am afraid to have it delivered to the house out of fear it gets misdelivered, or someone picks up my mail and opens it.
I'm afraid to have it sent to work, for the off chance I get laid up in the hospital, and someone else goes to get the mail and opens it.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 10:51 AM (smD62)
I know how you feel. I buy a lot of Star Wars action figures on eBay & I'm always embarrassed that someone might find out what a geek I am.
Or are we talking about something else?
Posted by: josephistan at March 30, 2017 11:11 AM (7HtZB)
**notes joncelli dildo curious
**snaps notebook shut
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 11:06 AM (8XRCm)
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keep up. we've known for YEARS
Posted by: Bob at NSA at March 30, 2017 11:08 AM (PNcou)
Shit, knew I should have put tape over the-- HEY!
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 30, 2017 11:12 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 11:12 AM (smD62)
I heard that show was tight.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2017 11:12 AM (tFWWx)
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 10:52 AM
Got willowed the other day, but that link you posted about the Buzzfeed lawsuit was hilarious. *belatedly pushes lemon bars through usb for AtC*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2017 11:12 AM (p+Wdc)
Ok, who likes this chair?
I need 68 of them and I'm just getting ready to pull the trigger on the purchase.
www.katom.com/256-SL21505.html
Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 11:11 AM (Zs4uk)
Very contemporary. Are you getting the birch?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 11:12 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 11:13 AM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 11:08 AM (UOJLJ)
Why would he resign?
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 30, 2017 11:13 AM (RD7QR)
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Karl Rove the Fat Garden Gnome loves him so Ivanka ! YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 30, 2017 11:13 AM (y3aQB)
Or are we talking about something else?
Posted by: josephistan at March 30, 2017 11:11 AM (7HtZB)
Why? Either they laugh at you and say you're immature in which case they're idiots because Star Wars is awesome. Or they're jealous and strike up a conversation about it, in which case great, you've got a new nerd friend!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 30, 2017 11:13 AM (KUaJL)
DRUDGE
This guy is batshit crazy. And I would ask him: You and what Army is gonna do that jack ass?
LMAO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2017 11:14 AM (KlI/a)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 11:14 AM (WDdjT)
Yep, that's exactly what we're talking about. In fact, I shall call the toy Han Solo's Blaster, just for kicks.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 11:15 AM (smD62)
Posted by: JackStraw
If there are seven steps to dealing with loss I don't see them getting to Step Two this decade.
1. Acknowledge and accept the feelings
2. Start taking steps to fill up the void within
3. Learn to grow from the loss
4. Replace the negative feelings with positive ones
5. Feel liberated and move forward
6. Learn to become more emotionally stable
7. Start evaluating your faith
Cribbed from HuffPo
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 11:15 AM (ZFUt7)
Democrats are going to wish they had never opened this Pandora's Box.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 11:15 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jpanese insect pron industry at March 30, 2017 11:16 AM (PNcou)
who voted for him. Faint echoes of the Tea Party destruction.
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Don't know about the rest of the Freedom Caucus but I seriously doubt that Justin Amish voted for Trump.
Posted by: Javems at March 30, 2017 11:16 AM (yOqwj)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 11:15 AM (smD62)
You'd get more of a kick with Chewbacca's Bowcaster, IYKWIM.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 30, 2017 11:16 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 30, 2017 11:16 AM (AdreE)
Posted by: jwest
Ever see a round 16 oz bottle of hand lotion shoved up there?
Inmates can stick a lot of shit up there.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 11:16 AM (4Utw1)
EUROPEAN Union boss Jean-Claude Juncker this afternoon issued a jaw-dropping threat to the United States, saying he could campaign to break up the country in revenge for Donald Trump’s supportive comments about Brexit.
In an extraordinary speech the EU Commission president said he would push for Ohio and Texas to split from the rest of America if the Republican president does not change his tune and become more supportive of the EU.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2017 11:17 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2017 11:12 AM (p+Wdc)
*noms*
Thank you.
Seriously, that was living the dream in getting to file something like that, even more so because it was absolutely and totally deserved on Buzzfeed's part.
That motion is part of the defamation case by the one internet company mentioned in that ridiculous dossier and, bluntly, I have no idea what possible defense Buzzfeed has on this. The article itself stated that Buzzfeed could not confirm the claims and that there were known factual errors in it. That is more or less textbook actual malice what with the publication of a matter known to be untrustworthy.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 30, 2017 11:17 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 11:12 AM (PY9jH)
That's the attraction to this chair, as the new table tops are birch butcher block with a urethane finish.
I am a little concerned about not having any cushion though.
Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 11:17 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 11:15 AM (smD62)
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going to the dark side i see. Embrace your anger...
Posted by: Emporer palpitations at March 30, 2017 11:18 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: opportunity knocking at March 30, 2017 11:18 AM (CPhTy)
Oh honey ... let me tell you all about MY blaster.
Posted by: Hope Solo at March 30, 2017 11:18 AM (tFWWx)
Posted by: BEN ROETHELSBERGER at March 30, 2017 11:18 AM (KVN4G)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2017 11:18 AM (KlI/a)
Could use a cabin there on the left. A cabin is always nice.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 30, 2017 11:18 AM (CPk08)
DRUDGE
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OMG. I had to go to Drudge to see if this was true. And it is.
This guy is beyond batshit crazy. He's crazy coo-coo bananas and needs more than the usual amount of Liberal Lithium supplements in his daily protein shake.
And... Ohio and Texas? Why Ohio and Texas? If this guy had a brain in his head (doubtful) he would have said something like California and Hawaii or California and New York. That would have at least made him sound informed. But this... OMG.
Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 11:19 AM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Tickled Pink
This is NOT where you want Han to fire first. IYKWIM
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 11:19 AM (4Utw1)
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 30, 2017 11:19 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: willow at March 30, 2017 11:19 AM (CPhTy)
Ohio? Whut?
Silly Euro. You should have said California.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 30, 2017 11:19 AM (B+qrE)
In an extraordinary speech the EU Commission president said he would push for Ohio and Texas to split from the rest of America if the Republican president does not change his tune and become more supportive of the EU.
Hah! It's more likely California would secede, and I don't think he'd like an America with 50% of her liberals lopped off.
Posted by: josephistan at March 30, 2017 11:19 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 30, 2017 11:19 AM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Donald Trump at March 30, 2017 11:19 AM (fEofP)
Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 11:17 AM (Zs4uk)
You don't want comfortable asses. You want people to order, eat, pay, and then leave.
Turning the tables is the trick....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 11:19 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: willow at March 30, 2017 11:20 AM (CPhTy)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 30, 2017 11:20 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 11:20 AM (smD62)
www.katom.com/256-SL21505.html
Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 11:11 AM (Zs4uk)
I think they look OK. But my, you must have a big family.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 30, 2017 11:20 AM (HRSh5)
Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 11:17 AM (Zs4uk)
They're coming to dine, not live there. I like the birch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 11:20 AM (PY9jH)
They are just getting started. They are now discussing money laundering by Russians. Of course the opening salvo by Wyden was about Trump but I gotta believe Camp Clinton and fellow travelers like Soros don't want to go down this road.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 11:20 AM (/tuJf)
This guy is beyond batshit crazy. He's crazy coo-coo bananas and needs more than the usual amount of Liberal Lithium supplements in his daily protein shake.
And... Ohio and Texas? Why Ohio and Texas? If this guy had a brain in his head (doubtful) he would have said something like California and Hawaii or California and New York. That would have at least made him sound informed. But this... OMG.
Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 11:19 AM (FkAXz)
Just shows the bat shit craziness the UK had to put up with and how lucky they are to get the Fuck out. And others will. What you are seeing and hearing are the death throes of three EU
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2017 11:20 AM (KlI/a)
President Poppins would tell Juncker that the moment he dares step on US soil, he will be immediately arrested as a hostile alien, charged with sedition and thrown into jail.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2017 11:20 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: willow at March 30, 2017 11:21 AM (CPhTy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 11:21 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 30, 2017 11:21 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 11:21 AM (PY9jH)
Better get used to it. The Senate hearings on this are going to go on for some time.
Posted by: JackStraw
These halfwits can't see how badly they've overplayed this bluff on a pair of deuces? For God's sake, it's the Russians this! The Russians that! The Russians hacked the election! The Russians are in with the Trumps! The Russians fixed the Superbowl! The Russians are tanking the dollar! The Russians are lagging out my Battlefield server! The Russians stole my cat! The Russians made my ice cream go all melty! The Russians ate all the strawberries!
It's a bad fucking joke, and nobody's laughing.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 30, 2017 11:21 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2017 11:18 AM (KlI/a)
When they were commies they loved them. Now that they aren't not so much
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2017 11:21 AM (493sH)
www.katom.com/256-SL2150P.html
Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 11:21 AM (Zs4uk)
Russians of being the villains ( They Are) after being in bed with them
for the last 75 years?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
When the Russians wouldn't play 'follow the leader' of normalizing the gheyness thing with Br'er Obama in the lead -- that was when the split began.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 11:21 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 11:19 AM (4Utw1)
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you'll never hit it. That exhaust port is only 2 meters wide!
Posted by: Biggs at March 30, 2017 11:21 AM (PNcou)
And... Ohio and Texas? Why Ohio and Texas? If this guy had a brain in his head (doubtful) he would have said something like California and Hawaii or California and New York. That would have at least made him sound informed. But this... OMG.
Dude is stoopid.
#1. Ohio wouldn't go anywhere to begin with.
#2. Don't push us to leave. We do and we'll declare war on the EU.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 11:21 AM (4Utw1)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 30, 2017 11:22 AM (AdreE)
Lol no...
Someone suggested I add it to my dating profile to improve traffic and get some more responses.
It spiraled out of control from there.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 11:22 AM (smD62)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2017 11:22 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2017 11:22 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 11:22 AM (PY9jH)
Children, this is why snorting bath salts is bad for you.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 30, 2017 11:22 AM (HRSh5)
I still enjoy mickey mouse the best.
Posted by: willow at March 30, 2017 11:22 AM (CPhTy)
Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2017 11:23 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: American Taxpayer at March 30, 2017 11:23 AM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 11:22 AM (PY9jH)
It was me. But I fixed it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 30, 2017 11:23 AM (HRSh5)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 11:22 AM (smD62)
Technically, the spiral started when you commented about relationship troubles with the Horde in the first place.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 30, 2017 11:23 AM (KUaJL)
Let the Democrats listen to bullshit that goes nowhere for a change.
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2017 11:23 AM (FhXTo)
or he could have if he were present.
Posted by: willow at March 30, 2017 11:23 AM (CPhTy)
Posted by: jwest at March 30, 2017 11:21 AM (Zs4uk)
I like the first one much better.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2017 11:23 AM (PY9jH)
It spiraled out of control from there.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 11:22 AM (smD62)
And you were lucky to live through it.
Posted by: Admiral Josh Painter at March 30, 2017 11:23 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:23 AM (nlbfN)
DRUDGE
This guy is batshit crazy. And I would ask him: You and what Army is gonna do that jack ass?
LMAO
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Oh, is the cocksucker going to come to Ohio and personally convince me?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 30, 2017 11:23 AM (vg8iE)
I'm not sure I could handle Chewie's anything, and yes IKWYM
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 11:20 AM (smD62)
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I can't imagine how bad Chewbacca's dick must smell.
Posted by: josephistan at March 30, 2017 11:24 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 30, 2017 11:22 AM (AdreE)
was it insured?
Posted by: kallisto at March 30, 2017 11:24 AM (kD8Fh)
Just like Lena Dunham's!
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:23 AM (nlbfN)
Piker
Posted by: Hope Solo at March 30, 2017 11:24 AM (7HtZB)
It's not like they have anything else to do?
Budget? What budget?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2017 11:24 AM (KlI/a)
If Wyden shows up dead, you'll know for sure.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2017 11:24 AM (4Utw1)
Posted by: willow at March 30, 2017 11:24 AM (CPhTy)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 11:24 AM (smD62)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 30, 2017 11:24 AM (yL25O)
It's really not going that way. The experts they have testifying all agree that what happened this election is nothing new and Russians have been spying on us and trying to use propaganda against us for a long, long time.
This hearing is actually making it quite clear that they have been fucking with people on the left and right for decades and they are making the media look stupid for focusing on Trump as if this is something new.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 11:25 AM (/tuJf)
And how does that compare to the number of hunting rifles in Ohio? And in Texas?
Also, have the "soliders" in the EU "army" ever "killed anything?" Or will they simply wet themselves and cry if their guns ever go off?
/what an idiot. Can't even figure out the state to target to break up...
Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 11:25 AM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2017 11:25 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:25 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Barack O at March 30, 2017 11:25 AM (PNcou)
eu, we will keep OH and Texas, you may steal clifornia, we won't even start a war for it.
Screw that! While the CA state government deserves to be lorded over by the EU, the entitled, unelected, elitist EU deserves nothing!
This is like Mayor Bloomberg, in the middle of a blizzard in which his incompetence at snow removal has left millions stranded for days, lecturing another state on bathroom access legislation.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2017 11:25 AM (NOIQH)
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He's almost literally of the Junker class.
Posted by: Hope Solo at March 30, 2017 11:26 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 30, 2017 11:26 AM (AdreE)
and wall it off from there.
Posted by: willow at March 30, 2017 11:27 AM (CPhTy)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 11:25 AM (/tuJf)
of course they have..anyone with an ounce of worthwhile education ( ya know not 17 century french lit or women's studies) knows that. LMAO The only thing that has changed is the medium and the switch to digital media. The Russians want to rat fuck with us and the Left is falling right into the trap
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2017 11:27 AM (KlI/a)
Posted by: willow at March 30, 2017 11:27 AM (CPhTy)
You can start with Solo's ass and work your way from there!
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:27 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:05 AM (nlbfN)
If he's giving Trump the double middle finger, very possibly so.
Or you know, has anyone ever SEEN Justin Amish and AmashDude together???
Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2017 11:27 AM (TOk1P)
Yep, but the left and the media expected this was going to be all about Trump and his collusion with Russia. Not working out that way.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2017 11:28 AM (/tuJf)
Otherwise, Obama, to Russia," Talk to me after I win" is good for preogressive business.
Posted by: willow at March 30, 2017 11:28 AM (CPhTy)
Yeah, I'm pretty unhappy about it. It's unnecessary, and puts off
people who voted for him. Faint echoes of the Tea Party destruction.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 11:00 AM (2017)
In a better world Trump could have backed Mo's one line Repeal . Faint echoes getting stronger.
Posted by: gracepmc at March 30, 2017 11:29 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:29 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 30, 2017 11:29 AM (UOJLJ)
Augh!, flat seat pan, no lumbar, painful metal back.
There's turnover and there's torture.
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2017 11:29 AM (FhXTo)
(photographer) was shooting a model under a waterfall in Truches, NM. I
was on the other side of a rushing creek, like in the painting. He
stepped away from his camera to shout instruction to the model and in
slow-mo from across the rushing, loud water, I watched his Hasselblad on
the tripod lean over and slide down into the creek!
Posted by: Russkilitlover
Ouch.
I don't have story like that, except waterfall, too. I remember, on honeymoon in Hawaii, north shore. Walked to some scenic waterfall, wife in skimpy bikini with shirt over. I wanted her to take off shirt, walk to the base of the waterfall, about 100 feet away, through rock stream. Nobody around. By the time she got there the mechanical shutter clicking was crazy. I don't know where or how all those photographers got there, but suddenly they were everywhere, clicking away.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 30, 2017 11:30 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:32 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:29 AM (nlbfN)
Heh. I must admit I always think of AmishDude when I see Justin's name.
However, I'm not sure who this fella is, the one who posted the comment with the typo. I'm kinda curious what the double middle finger thing is about, but I'm too lazy to find out for myself.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2017 11:32 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 11:35 AM (nlbfN)
There was a version of that which opened the Clive Cussler novel Vixen 03. A stricken bomber (IIRC) was flying over dense forest trying to find a place to land and was rapidly running out of fuel.
Suddenly, as they cleared a ridge, a huge clear field opened up in front of them and the pilot managed to bring the plane down.
The problem was, the "field" was a frozen lake covered with a
dusting of snow and as soon as the pilot switched off the engines, the
ice broke and the plane immediately sank to the bottom.
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My little horse must think it queer
To see an airplane drawing near
Between the woods and frozen lake
Watching the vanishing landing gear.
Posted by: mrp at March 30, 2017 11:52 AM (Pqytn)
Ok.... I can sorta see getting the barrel "where he wants it to
be"..... but then how the hell do you make that 90 degree turn that gets
the pistol "where he wanted it".
Posted by: fixerupper at March 30, 2017 11:01 AM (8XRCm)
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Good point, but the real question is after you've done all that, how does it "slip" out?
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It was probably while doing kegels to swap out the magazine
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at March 30, 2017 12:22 PM (BYSrJ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 30, 2017 01:10 PM (0mz2+)
He was an American, trained in Paris, who lived in London.
He died in 1925, which is a lot later than most people think, because he was so closely associated with the Edwardian period.
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