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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (3/29/17) W.O.O.T. EditionQuotes of The Day Quote I Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. Henry J. Kaiser Quote II We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone. Orson Welles Quote III The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. Clara Bow Good news on the medical front horizon. "Researchers at the University of Bristol and NHS Blood and Transplant have discovered a way to mass produce red blood cells." Why is popcorn so damn expensive at the movies? In 1948, the Supreme Court ended the stranglehold Hollywood studios and distributors had on the U.S. movie market. Declaring the big eight a monopoly and ordering them to divest of their ownership of movie theaters and cease other non-competitive practices, with U.S. v. Paramount Pictures, et al., the Court opened the movie industry to independent producers and theaters, and indelibly changed the way we see films (and the films we see). Moron contribution. A Moron submitted this to CBD and then onto The ONT. Thank you Moron contributor. Are you thirsty for a beer? U.S. breweries top the 5,000 mark. Those are some awfully big cans. The number of American breweries topped 5,000 for the first time last year, with craft beer makers accounting for 5,234 of 5,301 U.S. breweries, according to new figures from the Brewers Association. Just five years ago, there were only about 2,000 U.S. craft brewers, which the Brewers Association defines as small or independent beer makers. Last year alone, more than 800 opened for business March 29, 1959, Born on this day, Perry Farrell, Jane's Addiction, (1991 UK No.34 single 'Been Caught Stealing', 1990 US No. 19 album 'Ritual De Lo Habitual'), Porno For Pyros, (1993 US No.3 & UK No.3 self-titled album). Conceived US 'Lollapalooza' tours. The world is being taken over by old farts. 19 ingenious If Donald Trump doesn't kill you: Spiders will. h/t ibguy Children with imagination are no longer tolerated. F*cking 1st Runner UP Genius Award Winner. The Selfie. Where would these girls be without them? Alive. Genius Award Winners. Stupid games have stupid prizes. New Zealand has a better dental plan than the AoSHQ which of course is Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Math. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 09:52 PM (6gk0M) 2
Today's Neutral Evenhanded Fair-Minded 100% Unbiased Headlines:
Republicans just banned the EPA from using science (Because that's what collapsing societies do) Hillary Clinton's message to the resistance is exactly what we need right now April Ryan asked the most important question of the Trump presidency Has Moscow Already Taken Down the Trump Administration? Ex-acting CIA director tells MSNBC: Russia carried out its 'most effective covert operation in decades' End Of The World Headlines Brought To You By Chicken Little: Jeff Bezos Is Now the World's Second Richest Person How North Korea could kill 90 percent of Americans Robots to have 'large and robust negative effects' on labor market Arctic turns green as sea ice melts to record low levels Girl, 5, suspended for playing with 'stick gun' Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 29, 2017 09:53 PM (TixTl) 3
Howdy!
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 29, 2017 09:53 PM (nvMvs) 4
Hey friends! It has been a long day. How was everyone else's?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 09:54 PM (smD62) 5
No dogs!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 09:54 PM (tHwdc) 6
I'm glad I and Orson Welles never crossed paths. What a miserable cocksucker of a man.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2017 09:55 PM (rF0hx) 7
Geez, the previous thread didn't make it to 100 comments before getting stomped.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 29, 2017 09:55 PM (5p/Pr) 8
Hey friends! It has been a long day. How was everyone else's?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 09:54 PM (smD62) Getting to the good part, Pink - the end. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 09:55 PM (tHwdc) Posted by: Snoop Dogg at March 29, 2017 09:56 PM (W8bn5) 10
Orson Welles was really good on ManOWar's "Defender" and "The Metal Kings"
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 09:56 PM (6gk0M) 11
Hey everybody.
CBD, I had always heard and read that Welles was, or at least leaned, conservative. Then I read that no, he was a far lefty throughout his career. Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2017 09:56 PM (qazQh) 12
Good morrow to ye all. Off to patrol the byways and such.
Posted by: Eromero at March 29, 2017 09:56 PM (zLDYs) 13
Gotta love those machines of ours! But, we're not special! nah.
A link to JPL/NASA. I get a ... well, I get a. http://preview.tinyurl.com/lq3jtuf Posted by: goon at March 29, 2017 09:57 PM (EaQ6/) 14
So the asteroid/skyscraper... fad or fiction?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2017 09:57 PM (V/rjX) 15
G'Night, Eromero.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 09:57 PM (6gk0M) Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 09:57 PM (smD62) 17
While Caitlin's mother says she understands the school's policy on the matter, explaining it to her 5-year-old was a different story.
The mom here just contributes to the lunacy. Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 29, 2017 09:57 PM (Tyii7) 18
tablet costs me 'First'!
Posted by: andycanuck at March 29, 2017 09:57 PM (nlbfN) Posted by: JAS at March 29, 2017 09:58 PM (lcylG) 20
Republicans just banned the EPA from using science (Because that's what collapsing societies do)
Yeah, I think we'll be able to live without the 99.9% of published science that is worthless, coincidentally also the sort of science that the Approved Media love in a sexual way. h/t Vox Day, here's Breitbart: http://tinyurl.com/lrew9eq Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2017 09:58 PM (6FqZa) 21
Hmm, I just found this. And it's only a few days old. Sounds like Welles was liberal, but anti-communist.
http://www.thelibertyconservative.com/orson-welles-frustrating-left/ Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2017 09:58 PM (qazQh) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 09:59 PM (6gk0M) 23
Louise Brooks>Clara Bow
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at March 29, 2017 09:59 PM (GrsIT) 24
I thought that Doris Day said "The more I know about men, the more I love my dogs."
I think that was Amy Schumer. Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 29, 2017 09:59 PM (Tyii7) 25
Erev tov fapperim!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 29, 2017 09:59 PM (kP16F) Posted by: irright at March 29, 2017 09:59 PM (vqzjE) 27
What a bloody awful day; took me 2.5 hours to drive 60 miles to Los Angeles this morning and another 2 hours to drive back. Gah. Hate LA traffic.
Posted by: IC at March 29, 2017 09:59 PM (gcme+) 28
The Hawks are putting a beating on Cindy Crosby and the gender neutral Penguins.
Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2017 10:00 PM (OhxZM) 29
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2017 09:56 PM (qazQh)
Conservative or Stalinist...he still sounds like a miserable man. Part of the joy of life is other people. That he saw himself as alone makes me think that he never appreciated what life has to offer. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2017 10:00 PM (rF0hx) Posted by: otho at March 29, 2017 10:00 PM (lmIoG) 31
Shut Up, the EU Parliament Explained
The Eurocrats who run the European Union seem a bit disappointed with the people of Europe who are increasingly turning against the Eurocrats and towards more popularly appealing politicians. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=13139 Posted by: The Political Hat at March 29, 2017 10:00 PM (vBeA5) 32
I'm sure that these students got every privilege break one can imagine, and that's why they are where they are today. uh-huh.
A JPL/NASA link. http://preview.tinyurl.com/lm8x4bd Posted by: goon at March 29, 2017 10:00 PM (EaQ6/) 33
So Wednesday is W.O.O.T. Presumably Thursday will be T.O.O.T...
PLEASE, PLEASE LET MISHUM SWAP FRIDAY WITH CDR M!!! Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at March 29, 2017 10:01 PM (W8bn5) 34
That classical music with gun was so sweet. The NRA guy rocks the tuxedo.
How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Range time. Lots of range time. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 29, 2017 10:01 PM (u82oZ) 35
tablet costs me 'First'!
Posted by: andycanuck at March 29, 2017 09:57 PM (nlbfN) ====== Naahhhh. Slap has a habit of hitting F5 on the main page like a monkey on crack to get a first and then runs away. Seems to be a thing with him. You never stood a chance. Posted by: Flyboy at March 29, 2017 10:01 PM (QrdWC) 36
Liberals used to be more like Libertarians. Now they have yanked the wheel to the left, hoping that Overton Window shifts with them.
They "bet it all on black" and lost. That's how they got Trump. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:01 PM (6gk0M) 37
CBD, hmmm. Alls I knows is, Jon Lovitz's animated series The Critic did some really funny stuff depicting Welles late in life, doing commercials.
"I will sell no frozen peas before their time..." "Mmmm! They taste even better after you're dead!!" Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2017 10:02 PM (qazQh) Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2017 10:02 PM (OhxZM) 39
"Naahhhh. Slap has a habit of hitting F5 on the main page like a monkey on crack to get a first and then runs away. Seems to be a thing with him. You never stood a chance."
-Posted by: Flyboy at March 29, 2017 10:01 PM (QrdWC) Who the F... Okay, that's true. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:02 PM (6gk0M) 40
Other shooting classical works:
Wellington's Victory (Beethoven) https://youtu.be/R_ibES7i-HU A Grand, Grand Overture for three vacuum cleaners, floor polisher, rifles, organ and orchestra (Malcolm Arnold) https://youtu.be/eUSfixfPQXU Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 29, 2017 10:02 PM (5p/Pr) 41
kirk douglas (60 minutes interview); "why can't a woman be more like a dog".
woman's letter to 60 minutes in response: "why can't a man be more like a tree." Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 29, 2017 10:02 PM (WTSFk) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2017 10:03 PM (V/rjX) 43
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-- 19 I thought that Doris Day said "The more I know about men, the more I love my dogs." Posted by: JAS at March 29, 2017 09:58 PM ------------------- ----- Oh no. It was me. Posted by: Sandra "Jiffy Crotch" Fluke at March 29, 2017 10:03 PM (vqzjE) 44
As an engineer, I'm the designated person in the extended family to help kids with science and math homework.
One of the funny things is that the education system has renamed a lot of math terms. Instead of saying "find the least common denominator" they might say "find the farkle." I have to figure out what finding the farkle means before I can help the kids. Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 29, 2017 10:03 PM (nvMvs) 45
Cindy Crosby and the gender neutral Penguins.
Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2017 10:00 PM (OhxZM) I know less than nothing about hockey (figure skating with sticks), but Crosby is a very unlikable player. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2017 10:03 PM (rF0hx) 46
>>woman's letter to 60 minutes in response: "why can't a man be more like a tree."
Swing by at 6 am, Sugar Tits. Any. Morning. Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2017 10:03 PM (OhxZM) 47
*Grabs Flag*
*runs away* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Posted by: Dr. LaBeouf Banner at March 29, 2017 10:04 PM (W8bn5) 48
I love "Jane Says". The rest of the album was okay, but that tune was excellent.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:04 PM (6gk0M) 49
I hate spiders. Ever since I saw that 1950s thriller with the giant tarantula. Was it [Them! ?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2017 10:04 PM (EZebt) 50
So the asteroid/skyscraper... fad or fiction?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2017 09:57 PM (V/rjX) Two words: im possible. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2017 10:04 PM (WDdjT) 51
Clara Bow saw a lot of men. And a lot of men saw a lot of Clara Bow.
Posted by: Donna, tan now gone but with &&&&&&& to burn and so there at March 29, 2017 10:05 PM (P8951) 52
(... there were a lot of outraged letters objecting to douglas' appreciation of a dog's loyalty and love apparently, but 60 minutes only produced that one humorous line. i thought it was funny.)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 29, 2017 10:05 PM (WTSFk) 53
Them! was giant radioactive ants
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2017 10:05 PM (V/rjX) 54
"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
-Posted by: Dr. LaBeouf Banner at March 29, 2017 10:04 PM (W8bn5) *Wipes Ass With Shia's Flag* C'mere. No, really. I just want to tell you something that I don't want anyone else to hear. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:05 PM (6gk0M) 55
One of the funny things is that the education system has renamed a lot of math terms. Instead of saying "find the least common denominator" they might say "find the farkle." I have to figure out what finding the farkle means before I can help the kids.
Posted by: Michael the Texan Common Core is designed to prevent educated adults from helping their children with homework because other kids have parents who don't or can't help. FAIRNESS~! Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 29, 2017 10:05 PM (GgzGa) 56
29 Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2017 09:56 PM (qazQh)
Conservative or Stalinist...he still sounds like a miserable man. Part of the joy of life is other people. That he saw himself as alone makes me think that he never appreciated what life has to offer. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2017 10:00 PM (rF0hx) Lonely & miserable son of a bitch Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2017 10:05 PM (voOPb) 57
Donna, ya gotta love some of the stage names given to early movie industry "it girls."
Such as, Theda Bara. Oh gee, what does that sound like? Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2017 10:06 PM (qazQh) 58
Clara Bow was the original "It Girl", so I hear.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:06 PM (6gk0M) 59
!TNO !TOOW !TOOW
Posted by: Xarhtnacnud at March 29, 2017 10:06 PM (DMUuz) 60
Crosby is an amazing talent. But, xhe's a bitch.
Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2017 10:07 PM (OhxZM) 61
MisHum, maybe so. You'd be more of an expert on that.
But, I still love Citizen Kane, and find several of his later films (such as F For Fake) intriguing. Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2017 10:07 PM (qazQh) 62
gee, orson is a barrelful of monkeys
Posted by: concrete girl at March 29, 2017 10:07 PM (fZXYQ) Posted by: David Bowie at March 29, 2017 10:07 PM (W8bn5) Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 10:08 PM (smD62) 65
Which is correct: "Them was ants" or "Them were ants"?
Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2017 10:08 PM (sdi6R) 66
Those "fixes" are a lot more redneck than they are genius.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2017 10:09 PM (EZebt) 67
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at March 29, 2017 10:09 PM (CNHr1) 68
"Lonely & miserable son of a bitch"
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2017 10:05 PM (voOPb) But at least I have you people. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:09 PM (6gk0M) 69
33 So Wednesday is W.O.O.T. Presumably Thursday will be T.O.O.T...
PLEASE, PLEASE LET MISHUM SWAP FRIDAY WITH CDR M!!! Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at March 29, 2017 10:01 PM (W8bn5) This appears to be a "pull my finger" moment in the making. Beware! Posted by: tcn in AK at March 29, 2017 10:09 PM (cm1Bl) 70
C'mere. No, really. I just want to tell you something that I don't want anyone else to hear.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:05 PM (6gk0M) Whisper it in my ear - if you can get seven words in. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 10:09 PM (tHwdc) 71
Commandment #11: Thou shalt order more Spring Rolls than thou thinks thou can eat. Idiot!
My kingdom for just one more! Posted by: goon at March 29, 2017 10:09 PM (EaQ6/) 72
Thanks, MisHum!
Back on my own, familiar tablet, SOOOO much better! Baby Sister Update coming up. Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2017 10:09 PM (vUcdz) Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 29, 2017 10:10 PM (5p/Pr) 74
67 I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at March 29, 2017 10:09 PM (CNHr1) Oh, hold on a minute, I left it around here someplace.... Posted by: tcn in AK at March 29, 2017 10:10 PM (cm1Bl) 75
Baby Sister (Mini-)Update
Joyce called me this afternoon. I had left voicemail for her yesterday (not unusual) and she just called back to say "Hi!" and catch up. She sounded SO good! When I told her that she asked me "Really?" and I said "You bet!" Nothing newsworthy, just a great reason to smile Please continue praying for a path to healing for Joyce. Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2017 10:10 PM (vUcdz) 76
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. Clara Bow
She like Diamond Dogs? Posted by: David Bowie at March 29, 2017 10:07 PM (W8bn5) Kim Kardashian ought to up her game, and change her name to Clara Stern. Because she sure has got one. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2017 10:10 PM (WDdjT) 77
I know I'm a thread late, but I saw the pic of that hanging building. Cool.
As I asked there: would it have its own artificial gravity system, so everyone could do everything inside of it upside down? Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2017 10:10 PM (qazQh) 78
73 "Which is correct: "Them was ants" or "Them were ants"?"
"Them be ants." Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 29, 2017 10:10 PM (5p/Pr) "Fucking ants! Get the spray!" Posted by: tcn in AK at March 29, 2017 10:10 PM (cm1Bl) Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 29, 2017 10:11 PM (DMUuz) 80
"Whisper it in my ear - if you can get seven words in."
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 10:09 PM (tHwdc) I was.... *waits* There... *waits* Yup... just as I figured. *listens* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:11 PM (6gk0M) 81
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. Clara Bow
She,,,,,did things to me. Unspeakable things. {weeps} Posted by: Clara Bow's dog at March 29, 2017 10:11 PM (MhLy8) 82
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-- Which is correct: "Them was ants" or "Them were ants"? Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2017 10:08 PM ------------ Those things were not termites. Posted by: irright at March 29, 2017 10:12 PM (vqzjE) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:12 PM (6gk0M) Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2017 10:12 PM (0hI48) 85
I have to figure out what finding the farkle means before I can help the kids.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 29, 2017 10:03 PM (nvMvs) Well, whatever you do, do not google the definition of ANYTHING. Down that path lies madness. Posted by: tcn in AK at March 29, 2017 10:12 PM (cm1Bl) Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2017 10:12 PM (89UPP) 87
"I'm a logger."
Posted by: Ray Stevens at March 29, 2017 10:12 PM (CE3NN) 88
33 So Wednesday is W.O.O.T. Presumably Thursday will be T.O.O.T...
PLEASE, PLEASE LET MISHUM SWAP FRIDAY WITH CDR M!!! Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at March 29, 2017 10:01 PM (W8bn5) Took me a few to get this. I've had too much to drink...or not enough. Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at March 29, 2017 10:13 PM (GrsIT) 89
As I asked there: would it have its own artificial gravity system, so everyone could do everything inside of it upside down?
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2017 10:10 PM (qazQh) It doesn't need artificial gravity. It's still subject to Earth's gravity, as evidenced by the giant heap of rubble that will appear on the ground, should some damned fool ever try to actually build it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2017 10:13 PM (WDdjT) 90
"Evening Horde!
Alright, who did you piss off today?" -Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2017 10:12 PM (89UPP) Fans of Neil Young. They seemed to understand, though. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:13 PM (6gk0M) Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 10:14 PM (smD62) 92
Yup... just as I figured.
*listens* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:11 PM (6gk0M) No, really - c'mere. I want to hear what you have to say. Really. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 10:14 PM (tHwdc) 93
Ibguy, that's wonderful. Sounds like she's doing better than expected.
About that spider story tho. Posted by: bluebell at March 29, 2017 10:14 PM (sBOL1) 94
Wednesday Night ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847111500246474752 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847111581771223040 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847111699966636033 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847111796515332096 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847111887678570496 Posted by: kbdabear at March 29, 2017 10:14 PM (AOrEZ) 95
"No, really - c'mere. I want to hear what you have to say.
Really." -Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 10:14 PM (tHwdc) *weaves web* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:15 PM (6gk0M) 96
The Pens finally scored. A little late. Not the way to go into the playoffs. Injured and playing like shit. This keeps up it will be quick exit from the first round. The Caps will be relieved. They are 1-10 against the Pens in the playoffs.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2017 10:15 PM (MhLy8) 97
Wonderful, wonderful news, ibguy! Continued prayers for Joyce.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 10:15 PM (tHwdc) 98
Fans of Neil Young. They seemed to understand, though.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:13 PM (6gk0M) Well I hope Neil Young will remember...to go piss up a rope. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2017 10:15 PM (89UPP) 99
Jane Says... shut the fuck up! You guys suck.
Posted by: Jane (no relation or likeness to any 'Ette named Jane) at March 29, 2017 10:15 PM (Tstsj) 100
More Wednesday Night ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847111970872594438 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847112068906078209 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847112152095842305 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/847112236497850369 Posted by: kbdabear at March 29, 2017 10:16 PM (AOrEZ) 101
Apologies in advance to MisHum, whose ONT is lovely, but I am going back in time and commenting on the Brexit post.
Brexit is awesome for Americans, because Oban 14 Year Old is $35 in duty free at Heathrow. There is no higher purpose in life than to spend a mere pittance (relative to the obscene prices here) for great Single Malt Scotch Whisky. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2017 10:16 PM (rF0hx) 102
85 Well, whatever you do, do not google the definition of ANYTHING. Down that path lies madness.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 29, 2017 10:12 PM (cm1Bl) True. Everything I know about Japanese sexual fetishes I learned from AOSHQ. I don't look up anything that vaguely resembles Japanese. Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 29, 2017 10:16 PM (nvMvs) 103
*weaves web*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:15 PM (6gk0M) This is a trick, isn't it? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 10:16 PM (tHwdc) 104
Here is a real hanging building, that has stood for close to 50 years, now:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/n4f2b9f Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2017 10:16 PM (WDdjT) 105
40 Kodos the Executioner
Thank you very much. I have another recording of Wellington's Victory. It does not sound like a real battle, like this version. Bookmarked. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 29, 2017 10:17 PM (u82oZ) 106
>>>There is no higher purpose in life than to spend a mere pittance (relative to the obscene prices here) for great Single Malt Scotch Whisky.
Apologies are a sign of weakness Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2017 10:17 PM (voOPb) 107
Salty! How are you?
Posted by: bluebell at March 29, 2017 10:17 PM (sBOL1) Posted by: t-bird at March 29, 2017 10:18 PM (/wWB4) 109
Damn... fourteen Y.O. Single Malt for $35.00. This time-machine brings me back to 1992.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:18 PM (6gk0M) 110
"This is a trick, isn't it?"
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 10:16 PM (tHwdc) It is simply a web. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:18 PM (6gk0M) 111
65 Which is correct: "Them was ants" or "Them were ants"? Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2017 10:08 PM (sdi6R) === Them! is a title so I'd go with #1 But what was the movie with the giant nookaler tarantulas? Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2017 10:19 PM (EZebt) 112
There's no such thing as "simply a web."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 10:19 PM (tHwdc) 113
>>>She,,,,,did things to me. Unspeakable things. {weeps}
Posted by: Clara Bow's dog at March 29, 2017 10:11 PM (MhLy<<< You never quite get over it, kid. Posted by: Toby the Beagle at March 29, 2017 10:20 PM (Tstsj) 114
So, I just ended up watching "My Honor is My Loyalty." Apparently the Waffen SS were just a bunch of ordinary soldiers just doing their jobs in a nasty, dirty war that just came about *somehow,* and most of the atrocities committed in WWII were committed by Americans against the SS. Bonus: Mention of how evil it was to drop the atomic bombs by our helpful but incoherent narrator.
Is it just me, or do pretty much all Europeans (except maybe the Brits) just love wallowing in relativism and nihilism? Posted by: Grey Fox at March 29, 2017 10:20 PM (bZ7mE) 115
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But what was the movie with the giant nookaler tarantulas? Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2017 10:19 PM (EZebt) I think it was "Tarantula", oddly enough. Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2017 10:20 PM (sdi6R) 116
Republicans just banned the EPA from using science (Because that's what collapsing societies do)
Yeah, I think we'll be able to live without the 99.9% of published science that is worthless, coincidentally also the sort of science that the Approved Media love in a sexual way. h/t Vox Day, here's Breitbart: http://tinyurl.com/lrew9eq Posted by: boulder terlit hobo There was a trailer on tv the other night about Gore's new movie, and it is just as stupid as you'd expect. Here's what I gleaned from the trailer: In the other documentary Gore predicted that the oceans would rise. People have accused him of being wrong on that prediction. During Hurricane Sandy, people on the east coast experienced flooding. The hurricane was an example of what Climate Change is doing to us. Yep, it's all science and shit. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 29, 2017 10:20 PM (+lVUW) 117
-Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2017 10:19 PM (EZebt)
I think it was "Tarantula", simply enough. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:20 PM (6gk0M) Posted by: bluebell at March 29, 2017 10:20 PM (sBOL1) 119
i like to stop at the duty free shop
Posted by: concrete girl at March 29, 2017 10:20 PM (fZXYQ) 120
AOP, I can think of some celebs I hope it lands on. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2017 10:20 PM (qazQh) 121
But what was the movie with the giant nookaler tarantulas?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2017 10:19 PM "Tarantula". Posted by: otho at March 29, 2017 10:21 PM (lmIoG) 122
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Here is a real hanging building, that has stood for close to 50 years, now: http://preview.tinyurl.com/n4f2b9fPosted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2017 10:16 PM (WDdjT) Behold Teh Qube! Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 29, 2017 10:21 PM (kP16F) 123
Yep, it's all science and shit.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 29, 2017 10:20 PM (+lVUW) But mostly shit. Which you expect from a failed ex-vice-president. Just shit. Posted by: tcn in AK at March 29, 2017 10:21 PM (cm1Bl) 124
"There's no such thing as "simply a web.""
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 10:19 PM (tHwdc) ...and this is how you catch them, Morons. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:21 PM (6gk0M) 125
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-- I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in. Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at March 29, 2017 10:09 PM --- --- Kenny, if that's you, your condition is: STOP GOING TO THE F@@KING PLASTIC SURGEON!!!! ------ Posted by: irright at March 29, 2017 10:22 PM (vqzjE) 126
I was cranking "Jane Says" at eleven. I haven't heard that for years.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:23 PM (6gk0M) 127
Ooooh - And Thanks for the Hat Tip!
Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2017 10:23 PM (vUcdz) 128
The hurricane was an example of what Climate Change is doing to us.
Yep, it's all science and shit. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 29, 2017 10:20 PM (+lVUW) ====== And yet we are told that weather is not climate, when this is beneficial to the movement. The cognitive dissonance displayed is staggering to behold. Posted by: Flyboy at March 29, 2017 10:23 PM (QrdWC) Posted by: otho at March 29, 2017 10:23 PM (lmIoG) 130
Bluebell! Air Hugs and doffs hat in your direction.
I have to turn in to be ready for work in the AM, but I have time for a question on Reston Town Center. Is there still a boycott on the parking fiasco? Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 29, 2017 10:23 PM (u82oZ) 131
Out here in the fields I fight for my meals I get my back into my living I don't need to fight To prove I'm right I don't need to be forgiven Don't cry Don't raise your eye It's only teenage wasteland Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 29, 2017 10:23 PM (KgpWR) 132
118 The passive-aggressive art gallery is pretty funny. That took some time.
---- I just beat the shit out of my little brother Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2017 10:24 PM (voOPb) 133
114: and most of the atrocities committed in WWII were committed by Americans against the SS
You mean when the Americans discovered Dachau and promptly lined them up and shot them? Okie Dokie. Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2017 10:24 PM (MhLy8) 134
And the one about the giant bunnies was called "Lepus"...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 29, 2017 10:24 PM (kP16F) 135
I love that the "Climate Change" forum got "snowed-out" a couple-a years back.
Global Warming leads to more snow. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:24 PM (6gk0M) 136
I remember watching Orson Welles' perfect game against the Minnesota Twins back in the late '90s.
Posted by: Furious George at March 29, 2017 10:24 PM (2Omzf) 137
Riddle me this, Horde.
And, this isn't a racist statement, I assure you. But, 90% of the messages I get are from black fellas. What do you suppose that means? Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 10:25 PM (smD62) 138
Behold Teh Qube!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 29, 2017 10:21 PM (kP16F) Meh. It was built as the Westcoast Transmission Building, and so it shall remain. Vancouver born and raised. And it's the Second Narrows Bridge, too, goddamit, not the "Ironworkers' Memorial Bridge". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2017 10:25 PM (WDdjT) 139
...and this is how you catch them, Morons.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:21 PM (6gk0M) SEE how smart you are? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 10:25 PM (tHwdc) 140
The one about the giant Gila Monster was called... "The Giant Gila Monster".
Posted by: otho at March 29, 2017 10:23 PM (lmIoG) "I sing whenever I sing whenever I sing..." Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at March 29, 2017 10:25 PM (GrsIT) 141
Errr, "Night of the Lepus"!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 29, 2017 10:26 PM (kP16F) 142
the one called Squirm was about worms what et hoomins.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at March 29, 2017 10:26 PM (GrsIT) 143
"I remember watching Orson Welles' perfect game against the Minnesota Twins back in the late '90s."
-Posted by: Furious George at March 29, 2017 10:24 PM (2Omzf) He was a fat bastard. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:27 PM (6gk0M) 144
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-- Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 10:08 PM You can't do better than an engineer. Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 29, 2017 10:11 PM --------------- That's what I keep saying! Posted by: Bill Nye Bullshit Guy at March 29, 2017 10:27 PM (vqzjE) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2017 10:27 PM (voOPb) 146
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Are you single, sir? Haha. Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 10:08 PM (smD62) Sadly to say, I'm going to be. My wife has been physically abusive since we married and it's gotten worse. She bruised me up bad in December. I gave it one last shot but filed for divorce. They served her Monday night. I hate it because I still love her and my Christian faith is not compatible with divorce except in extreme cases. She grew up in an abusive home but just can't shake it. She's a strong Christian, too. These are not happy days for me, Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 29, 2017 10:27 PM (nvMvs) 147
I have to turn in to be ready for work in the AM, but I have time for a question on Reston Town Center. Is there still a boycott on the parking fiasco?
---------- Oh Salty, it's something else. Yes, still a boycott, and business is way down. I feel sorry for the businesses but Boston Properties is horrible. Jackson's just filed suit against them. I'll post some links for you in the morning if I can. Maybe Restonian has something too. It's a real clusterfark, for sure. Posted by: bluebell at March 29, 2017 10:27 PM (sBOL1) 148
And, this isn't a racist statement, I assure you.
But, 90% of the messages I get are from black fellas. What do you suppose that means? Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 10:25 PM (smD62) You have stated that you are not a skinny little waif, and have some meat on your bones. The brothers like that. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2017 10:27 PM (WDdjT) 149
There's no such thing as "simply a web."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 10:19 PM You are in a web of twisty strands, all alike. Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 29, 2017 10:28 PM (DMUuz) 150
So from wikipedia it looked like Clara Bow was married to one man, had two kids and the rumors of her sexual escapades are greatly exaggerated. So I guess her comment was not meant in a misandrist sense?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 29, 2017 10:28 PM (W8bn5) 151
Hey weren't the polar caps supposed to be all melted now and the polar bears extinct?
We did have some warm days this winter, so let's call that prediction CONFIRMED. Posted by: blaster at March 29, 2017 10:28 PM (HV1LS) 152
But, 90% of the messages I get are from black fellas.
What do you suppose that means? Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 10:25 PM (smD62) ====== Until early last year, I was on dating sites. So, I saw a variety of profiles. The majority of black women specified that they wanted a white guy. Make of that what you will. Posted by: Flyboy at March 29, 2017 10:28 PM (QrdWC) 153
Good night all.
Work those Plan Bs. We may need them, given how mentally ill the Left and their fellow travelers are these days. And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 29, 2017 10:29 PM (u82oZ) 154
Too bad the inverted pyramid building in St Penisburg, FL was rent asunder a couple of years ago...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 29, 2017 10:29 PM (kP16F) 155
You mean when the Americans discovered Dachau and promptly lined them up and shot them? Okie Dokie.
Nah. When they were shooting prisoners just because "everyone did it." Also, they weren't fighting for "politics." Exactly what these politics might have consisted of isn't really explained, oddly... Made by an Italian, of all folks. Posted by: Grey Fox at March 29, 2017 10:29 PM (bZ7mE) 156
Hurray for Joyce, and praise the Lord!
Posted by: Emmie at March 29, 2017 10:29 PM (xVuS6) 157
Here is a real hanging building, that has stood for close to 50 years, now:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/n4f2b9f Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Brutal. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 29, 2017 10:29 PM (GgzGa) 158
I just beat the shit out of my little brother
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2017 ---------- Tsk tsk. You probably wouldn't have gotten into trouble if you made cute little signs instead. Posted by: bluebell at March 29, 2017 10:29 PM (sBOL1) 159
@147 I haven't noticed or heard of a boycott on RTC.
Most of the businesses I have been to validate. Posted by: blaster at March 29, 2017 10:30 PM (HV1LS) Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2017 10:30 PM (0hI48) 161
@146
Oh my word, I am sorry to hear that. I was just teasing/flirting. I didn't mean to dredge up an awful situation for you. @148 The non-brothers don't? Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 10:30 PM (smD62) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:30 PM (6gk0M) 163
These are not happy days for me,
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) ____________ I'm so sorry to read this. No vibes being sent your way. Just prayers for you and your wife. Posted by: Furious George at March 29, 2017 10:30 PM (2Omzf) 164
*opens door to thread*
*sends out silent, but powerful vibes that ruffle the pantsuit* *leaves and closes door to thread* Posted by: Hillary! at March 29, 2017 10:31 PM (pU/ca) Posted by: blaster at March 29, 2017 10:32 PM (HV1LS) 166
I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:33 PM (6gk0M) 167
These are not happy days for me,
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 29, 2017 10:27 PM (nvMvs) Holy carp, Michael. I will sincerely pray for you both. But mostly you, if that's OK. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 10:33 PM (tHwdc) 168
I haven't noticed or heard of a boycott on RTC.
Most of the businesses I have been to validate. Posted by: blaster at March 29, 2017 10:30 PM (HV1LS) ---------- Blaster, nothing organized as far as I know but you should see the local Nextdoor site. People are majorly ticked. No one wants to download that stupid intrusive app and the alternatives are even worse. Did you see Jackson's suit? They've got good attorneys! Posted by: bluebell at March 29, 2017 10:33 PM (sBOL1) 169
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Thanks, Slap! 93 Certainly hope so, bluebell. 97 And thank you, too, Miley! And now, back to lurking. Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2017 10:34 PM (vUcdz) 170
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-- Riddle me this, Horde. And, this isn't a racist statement, I assure you. But, 90% of the messages I get are from black fellas. What do you suppose that means? Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 10:25 PM -- ------------- So, are you advertising loose shoes, a warm bathroom, or something else? Posted by: Earl Butz at March 29, 2017 10:34 PM (vqzjE) 171
@165
Of course I know Sir Mix a Lot, and very well. But, since I'm not showing my butt on my profile pictures...they are just assuming I have a booty. Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 10:34 PM (smD62) 172
Brutal.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 29, 2017 10:29 PM (GgzGa) There's a school of architecture by that name, right? Stalinist brutal, or something? I think the Westcoast Building is very cool. The concrete core, which contains the elevator shafts, is loaded almost entirely in compression, which is the strongest mode for concrete. And the steel band "cables" and the bulding frame are loaded mostly in tension, which is the strongest mode for steel. Supposedly, it should be able to shrug off any seismic event that Vancouver is ever likely to experience. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2017 10:34 PM (WDdjT) 173
@bluebell I have not seen their suit, I will look for it.
Here is the thing on the parking app, etc., is that it relies on people's honesty. They cannot ticket you, and I don't think they tow. Posted by: blaster at March 29, 2017 10:35 PM (HV1LS) 174
Posted by: Bill Nye Bullshit Guy at March 29, 2017 10:27 PM (vqzjE)
I'm a chemical engineer, or was. Now I'm retired. I'm not a very good handyman unless you need chemicals mixed. Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 29, 2017 10:35 PM (nvMvs) 175
155: Ah. Doesn't make a damn bit of sense but whatever. Italians need to stick with food, F1, and hot super models. I'll stick with World At War for my WWII documentary information.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2017 10:35 PM (MhLy8) 176
You are in a web of twisty strands, all alike.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 29, 2017 10:28 PM (DMUuz) Yep, that Slap is pretty twisty hisself. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 10:36 PM (tHwdc) 177
114 So, I just ended up watching "My Honor is My Loyalty." Apparently the Waffen SS were just a bunch of ordinary soldiers just doing their jobs in a nasty, dirty war that just came about *somehow,* and most of the atrocities committed in WWII were committed by Americans against the SS. Bonus: Mention of how evil it was to drop the atomic bombs by our helpful but incoherent narrator.
Is it just me, or do pretty much all Europeans (except maybe the Brits) just love wallowing in relativism and nihilism? Posted by: Grey Fox at March 29, 2017 10:20 PM (bZ7mE) === Disgusting. A Tubby Reifenstahl film? h/t JJ Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2017 10:36 PM (EZebt) 178
"Evening Horde!
Alright, who did you piss off today?" -Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2017 10:12 PM (89UPP) Oh, ferchrichissakesasshole. You know, this single obnoxious guery you make every time you make your presence known is why you are seen as a withered carrot-dicked jerk. In no way is that meant to be a complementary statement. Just stop with it, ok? Grow out of it already! Its like seeing: "Hi! I'm that jerk BCochran1981! Miss me yet?" Posted by: Fuck off, carrot dick, said that old grouch at March 29, 2017 10:36 PM (nIGPZ) 179
Is it just me, or do pretty much all Europeans (except maybe the Brits) just love wallowing in relativism and nihilism?
Posted by: Grey Fox That would explain a lot. Americans escape their daily anxieties specific to humans by owning a pet, who just stares ahead, barks, and "lives in the moment". In contrast Europeans suffering from angst invite groping, defecating, violent, primitive barbarians into their midst, so they can live vicariously through them and escape their angst because Muslims don't do existential angst. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 29, 2017 10:36 PM (W8bn5) 180
On the plus side, i also just finished watching "The Last Knights." Looked to be a really cheesy fantasy that turned out to be a pretty decent retelling of the story of the 47 Ronin. I figured out what was going to happen about 5 minutes in, 'cause I just read the story of the 47 Ronin a week ago, but was still carried along. Recommended.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 29, 2017 10:36 PM (bZ7mE) 181
Fauxcahantas in Spaaace!!1!
Demonstrating how O'Sullivan's First Law (or Conquest's Second Law), that every organization that is not explicitly right-wing, becomes left-wing over time, is so very true, the Science Fiction publisher Tor--hand in hand with the World Science Fiction Convention and Hugo Awards--has decided to celebrate the intransigence of and old pasty White person, who pretends to be an Indian (feather, not dot), by putting together an anthology based on Sen. Mitch McConnell's response to her: "Nevertheless, she persisted". More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=13153 Posted by: The Political Hat at March 29, 2017 10:36 PM (vBeA5) 182
World-a Warr-a Two was-a spicy meat-a ball!!!!!
Posted by: qdp "doing the Italian schtick" steve at March 29, 2017 10:36 PM (qazQh) 183
I used to work "Tha Klubz" where the Brothers and Amigos hung out. No shortage of cute white women there.
Not all of them were "pudgy", but the ones that were, were cute as a kitten. *stutterer* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:37 PM (6gk0M) 184
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"Which is correct: "Them was ants" or "Them were ants"?" "Them be ants." Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 29, 2017 10:10 PM (5p/Pr) what's sad was that all those statements made sense to me. Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at March 29, 2017 10:37 PM (YhV5r) 185
Hey fappers. Still haven't heard anything on the job front. I'm assuming I've been cut already.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 29, 2017 10:37 PM (0mRoj) 186
These are not happy days for me,
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 29, 2017 10:27 PM (nvMvs) ====== I'm sorry Michael. I was in an emotionally and verbally abusive for 2 of the 17 years of the marriage. Now married to a wonderful woman. Best future wishes for you. Posted by: Flyboy at March 29, 2017 10:37 PM (FyQuM) 187
-Posted by: Fuck off, carrot dick, said that old grouch at March 29, 2017 10:36 PM (nIGPZ)
Wow, dude. Maybe you should hit the shower. You smell a bit like vinegar. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:38 PM (6gk0M) Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2017 10:38 PM (vUcdz) 189
I saw the Carrot Dicks open for Echo and the Bunnymen in '87.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 10:38 PM (RrhD2) 190
The Millenium Tower, aka "The Leaning Tower of San Francrisco", q.v....
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 29, 2017 10:38 PM (kP16F) 191
I can't stand Jane's addiction. Never liked them. I'll change stations faster on them than I will red hot chili peppers
Posted by: Buzzion at March 29, 2017 10:39 PM (cAnNx) 192
Disgusting.
A Tubby Reifenstahl film? h/t JJ Some Italian guy named Alexander Pepe. Who quotes himself at the beginning of the movie. Posted by: Grey Fox at March 29, 2017 10:39 PM (bZ7mE) 193
-Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at March 29, 2017 10:37 PM (YhV5r)
My favorite nic on all of the Interwebs! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:39 PM (6gk0M) 194
@183.
I am cute. Not sure as a kitten, but cute. But, I don't really want The Brothers and the Amigos from the Klub. Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 10:39 PM (smD62) 195
By the time I'd cruised through the post and the first 100 comments, I ended up with seven tabs open, most of them videos to watch.
Ain' nobod' got time for all this content! * pushes peas around on plate so it looks like I ate some. * Posted by: mindful webworker - well, isn't that just special! at March 29, 2017 10:40 PM (hGZJP) 196
Here is a real hanging building, that has stood for close to 50 years, now:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/n4f2b9f Who approved that? That's ugly. Posted by: t-bird at March 29, 2017 10:40 PM (ysprU) 197
Italians are mostly communists.
Here is a funny story only kinda sorta about Italians. I was in Buenos Aires some years ago, when Pinochet was brought up on charges in Spain or something, they were extraditing him, I forget. Pinochet and Spain. Commies in BA were celebrating outside the Spanish embassy which was right by my hotel. All night long, all night. Drums and vuvuzelas and shit. Anyway, I was headed out of that mess and there was this Alfa Romeo dealer on the corner, and in the showroom was a new (for then) model of Alfa, something I am sure we didn't get here because we didn't have Alfa, and it was bright red and gorgeous. Young commie punk was getting his picture made out in front of the dealership. I was like, dude, you are REAL unclear on the concept, aren't you? Posted by: blaster at March 29, 2017 10:40 PM (HV1LS) 198
Posted by: Flyboy at March 29, 2017 10:23 PM (QrdWC)
A true scientist Posted by: Hrothgar at March 29, 2017 10:41 PM (dvWtu) 199
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 10:30 PM (smD62)
No offense taken at all. It actually made me feel good. I was planning to announce it on the ONT anyway. I like my friends who live in the gray boxes. Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 29, 2017 10:41 PM (nvMvs) 200
Sup everyone
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at March 29, 2017 10:41 PM (nDcc3) 201
I only liked two Jane's Addiction tunes. The one posted was one of them. And as far as Red Hot Chili Peppers go -?
Meh. I'm more of a Jack Johnson guy. *wiped signatures off guitar* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:41 PM (6gk0M) 202
What do you suppose that means?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 10:25 PM (smD62) === It means you're gorgeous and desirable. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2017 10:42 PM (EZebt) 203
My favorite nic on all of the Interwebs! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:39 PM (6gk0M) howdy Slap, whats happening? I washed a couple horses today, cleaned a saddle, did some rose pruning, and tried steadfastly NOT to clean house. Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at March 29, 2017 10:42 PM (YhV5r) 204
Michael the Texan, sorry to hear about what you're going through.
This could help, I've heard all sorts of good things. The book is geared toward second wives of men who were previously married to unstable women, but IMHO it still has a lot of good advice you can use. (Link to Amazon) "Say Goodbye To Crazy" https://tinyurl.com/mr526e3 Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2017 10:42 PM (qazQh) 205
Oooh, again!
From tonypete: "Hey Horde, now that the weather has broken, I'm looking to set up a Central Ohio Moron Meetup in the Columbus OH area sometime soon. If you have an interest, please email me at centralohmome atthingy email dot com." Would love to see a SpringTime Ohio MoMe to compliment our Fall Southwest Ohio version. Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2017 10:42 PM (vUcdz) 206
1Its like seeing: "... Miss me yet?"
Posted by: Fuck off, carrot dick, said that old grouch at March 29, 2017 10:36 PM This is about me, isn't it? Posted by: Jeb! at March 29, 2017 10:42 PM (DMUuz) 207
Here is the thing on the parking app, etc., is that it relies on people's honesty. They cannot ticket you, and I don't think they tow.
Posted by: blaster at March 29, 2017 10:35 PM (HV1LS) -------- Blaster, they do ticket, at least in the street, and they have this ginormous "butterfly" they will start slapping on windshields that cover the whole thing and you have to pay a big fee to get it off. They haven't started that yet because they know there are glitches. And don't park at Spectrum and walk over. They are actively towing. I live in Reston, btw, which is why I know all about it! Posted by: bluebell at March 29, 2017 10:43 PM (sBOL1) 208
These are not happy days for me,
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 29, 2017 10:27 PM (nvMvs) I'm so sorry. Posted by: Emmie at March 29, 2017 10:43 PM (xVuS6) 209
@199
Well I'm glad I could make you smile a little. But, it really sucks that you were physically harmed on the journey. Just not right. @202 Haha thanks...although apparently not to the white guys. Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 10:43 PM (smD62) Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 29, 2017 10:43 PM (nvMvs) 211
..."But, I don't really want The Brothers and the Amigos from the Klub."
-Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 10:39 PM (smD62) They're fun to hang-out with, but they're "Players". I never felt comfortable acting like "A Player". Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:44 PM (6gk0M) Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 10:44 PM (RrhD2) 213
Wow, dude. Maybe you should hit the shower. You smell a bit like vinegar.
Posted by: Slapweasel Kimchi! Carrots, cabbage, ginger, peppers. Rotted for months. Posted by: Fuck off, carrot dick, said that old grouch at March 29, 2017 10:44 PM (nIGPZ) 214
21 Hmm, I just found this. And it's only a few days old. Sounds like Welles was liberal, but anti-communist.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2017 09:58 PM (qazQh) I'm so old that I remember when you could be both of those things at once. Posted by: Splunge at March 29, 2017 10:44 PM (iMxBJ) 215
@207 I used to live in Reston but now just south of it, but Town Center is a destination. Tuesday night is $6 movie night, so we go sometimes.
Posted by: blaster at March 29, 2017 10:44 PM (HV1LS) 216
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 29, 2017 10:27 PM (nvMvs)
=== So sorry to hear that but glad you've taken the necessary steps to protect yourself. You should have peace in your home. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2017 10:45 PM (EZebt) 217
Carrot dick? Where? Ehhhhh......what's up, doc?
*sidles up suspiciously close to BCochran's groin* Posted by: Bugs Bunny at March 29, 2017 10:45 PM (pU/ca) 218
I just read some good advice..
You dpn't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. Be well all you Morons. Posted by: Farmer at March 29, 2017 10:45 PM (o/90i) 219
Michael the Texan, I am sincerely sorry to hear of your situation. I will put you on my prayer list.
Posted by: bluebell at March 29, 2017 10:45 PM (sBOL1) 220
There's a school of architecture by that name, right? Stalinist brutal, or something?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Yes. Brutalist. Hence pun. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 29, 2017 10:46 PM (GgzGa) 221
*waves at emmie*
How the heck are you all doing? Sorry MichaelinTexas......was she abusive before you got married? Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 29, 2017 10:46 PM (CyXSj) 222
Huh. Didn't realize Mr. Peebles had changed into Steve and Cold Bear. I do like the newer name.
Posted by: t-bird at March 29, 2017 10:46 PM (TqmC9) 223
167 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 10:33 PM (tHwdc)
Thank you, Miley. You're very kind. Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 29, 2017 10:46 PM (nvMvs) 224
"howdy Slap, whats happening? I washed a couple horses today, cleaned a saddle, did some rose pruning, and tried steadfastly NOT to clean house."
-Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at March 29, 2017 10:42 PM (YhV5r) You washed a horse, I washed a house. Did a ranch-level home about 1/4 mi. from here. Payday! ...and I've yet to do "Spring Cleaning". I think Thursday is the day. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:46 PM (6gk0M) 225
Splunge, yup, me too.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2017 10:46 PM (qazQh) 226
Love the evolution of the math problem over fifty years.
P.S. Why do I always have to type in my name and email afresh for the ONT? Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 10:46 PM (TdMsT) Posted by: eleven at March 29, 2017 10:47 PM (qUNWi) 228
Posted by: Fuck off, carrot dick, said that old grouch at March 29, 2017 10:36 PM (nIGPZ)
Strike one. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2017 10:47 PM (rF0hx) 229
Howdy, WDS! Nice to see you around!
Posted by: Emmie at March 29, 2017 10:47 PM (xVuS6) 230
Here is a real hanging building, that has stood for close to 50 years, now: http://preview.tinyurl.com/n4f2b9f Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Reminds me of Kronos http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050610/ Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2017 10:47 PM (IqV8l) 231
Michael the Texan, I hope your heart is strong. I wish you faith
Posted by: booknlass at March 29, 2017 10:48 PM (8mO0Q) 232
-Posted by: Fuck off, carrot dick, said that old grouch at March 29, 2017 10:44 PM (nIGPZ)
More like a douche than kimchi, kemosabe. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:48 PM (6gk0M) Posted by: eleven at March 29, 2017 10:48 PM (qUNWi) 234
Blaster, I know all about those $6 Tuesday movies! Or st least, my kids do.
It's a real shame what it's done to the businesses there. I can't imagine what the companies with offices do when they have out of town visitors. Imagine trying to explain all that. Do you use the app? If you do, do you need to keep Bluetooth enabled the whole time? That was the original plan, I know. Posted by: bluebell at March 29, 2017 10:48 PM (sBOL1) 235
Evening all. Off to work soon.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 29, 2017 10:49 PM (Jcg9Q) 236
Here is a real hanging building, that has stood for close to 50 years, now:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/n4f2b9f Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Stuff on a Stick day was yesterday. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 29, 2017 10:49 PM (W8bn5) 237
"P.S. Why do I always have to type in my name and email afresh for the ONT?"
-Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 10:46 PM (TdMsT) Probably because you may be eliminating ALL history on your browser. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:49 PM (6gk0M) 238
You might not even keep one cookie, Ladylibertarian.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:50 PM (6gk0M) 239
I hate those fucking loggers!
Posted by: An owl you assholes hate at March 29, 2017 10:50 PM (PX+kj) 240
Wew Vlads! There is a comment that made me laugh real hard above. Funny sock/friendly troll
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 29, 2017 10:50 PM (ve0bY) Posted by: eleven at March 29, 2017 10:50 PM (qUNWi) 242
G'Night, Country Boy!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:50 PM (6gk0M) 243
205 Oooh, again!
From tonypete: "Hey Horde, now that the weather has broken, I'm looking to set up a Central Ohio Moron Meetup in the Columbus OH area sometime soon. If you have an interest, please email me at centralohmome atthingy email dot com." Would love to see a SpringTime Ohio MoMe to compliment our Fall Southwest Ohio version. Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2017 10:42 PM (vUcdz) Central Ohio here! I'm very interested! Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 10:51 PM (TdMsT) 244
>>>I can't stand Jane's addiction. Never liked them. I'll change stations faster on them than I will red hot chili peppers
Posted by: Buzzion at March 29, 2017 10:39 PM (cAnNx)<<< Agree. Turrible. Just turrible. Red Hot Chili Peppers > Nirvana > Pearl Jam > Jane's Addiction > Green Day All these bands go by-bye as soon as I hear them. Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 29, 2017 10:51 PM (Tstsj) 245
Blaster, sorry, that didn't even make much sense. Typing on my phone. I'll put the link to Jackson's suit up in the morning.
Posted by: bluebell at March 29, 2017 10:51 PM (sBOL1) 246
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-- Stuff on a Stick day was yesterday. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 29, 2017 10:49 PM ----------- DAAAAAMN!!! Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 29, 2017 10:51 PM (vqzjE) 247
Evening everyone!
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 10:52 PM (Tnhbr) 248
Have a calm evening, CB!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 10:52 PM (tHwdc) 249
...and I've yet to do "Spring Cleaning". I think Thursday is the day.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:46 PM (6gk0M) I am planning to start my own spring cleaning and donate a bunch of stuff, clean like hell, put a shitload of crap i want later in storage, and re-arrange the furniture. UGH. Im dreading it, but will be happy when i am done. Spring cleaning has started in the barn and on the outside. Then parents will be invited to view. Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at March 29, 2017 10:52 PM (YhV5r) 250
Can we get back to Who songs and weird women who are wymem wymym?
Posted by: colfax mingo at March 29, 2017 10:52 PM (PX+kj) 251
I don't travel much farther than Central Ohio. As long as it isn't through that Horrible Columbus loop, I may be able to attend a MoMee.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:52 PM (6gk0M) 252
226 Love the evolution of the math problem over fifty years.
P.S. Why do I always have to type in my name and email afresh for the ONT? Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 10:46 PM (TdMsT) What browser? Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2017 10:53 PM (cAnNx) 253
237 "P.S. Why do I always have to type in my name and email afresh for the ONT?" -Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 10:46 PM (TdMsT) Probably because you may be eliminating ALL history on your browser. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:49 PM (6gk0M) Only delete history about once/ month, so it's not that... Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 10:53 PM (TdMsT) 254
186 I'm sorry Michael. I was in an emotionally and verbally abusive for 2 of the 17 years of the marriage. Now married to a wonderful woman. Best future wishes for you.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 29, 2017 10:37 PM (FyQuM) Thank you, Flyboy. We don't normally think of men being the victims of physical abuse, but after years of counseling, seminars, and retreats, I've learned that it's pretty common. Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 29, 2017 10:53 PM (nvMvs) 255
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You just have to type in a letter for your email BTW. Doesn't need an actual email.Posted by: eleven at March 29, 2017 10:48 PM (qUNWi) The dickens you say! Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 29, 2017 10:53 PM (kP16F) 256
218 I just read some good advice..
You dpn't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. Be well all you Morons. Posted by: Farmer at March 29, 2017 10:45 PM (o/90i) Nice. My Mom and Dad, and my dear departed grandparents laughed, loud and often. I have a great family, and I strive to continue that... My wife has told me that when my grown sons and I watch terrible movies and laugh like howler monkeys, it makes her very happy. Happy is fleeting. Joy is forever. Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at March 29, 2017 10:53 PM (GrsIT) 257
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I imagine so: tonypete specifically mentioned you in one of our emails Really hope he can pull it off. I'm trying to help out as best I can. Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2017 10:53 PM (vUcdz) 258
just found a new-to-me, gentle blues with Boz Scaggs and Duane Allman. somebody loan me a dime.
i'd like to share it with you https://tinyurl.com/k8orosh Posted by: booknlass at March 29, 2017 10:54 PM (8mO0Q) Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 29, 2017 10:54 PM (ve0bY) 260
"I am planning to start my own spring cleaning and donate a bunch of stuff, clean like hell, put a shitload of crap i want later in storage, and re-arrange the furniture. UGH. Im dreading it, but will be happy when i am done. Spring cleaning has started in the barn and on the outside. Then parents will be invited to view."
-Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at March 29, 2017 10:52 PM (YhV5r) I've got fifteen years worth of boxes in my basement, for no good reason. I'll be having a burning on April 8th, weather allowing. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:54 PM (6gk0M) 261
Yes.
Brutalist. Hence pun. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 29, 2017 10:46 PM (GgzGa) Heh. I don't see the Westcoast Building as brutalist. Sort of light and airy, hanging like that. You want Brutalist, look at Simon Fraser University on Burnaby Mountain (aka "the high school on the hill"). http://preview.tinyurl.com/mrjwjxo Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2017 10:54 PM (WDdjT) 262
I'll change stations faster on them than I will red hot chili peppers
Posted by: Buzzion RHCP is primitive but effective. They have a few catchy songs out there: Under the Bridge and Blood Sugar Sex Magic. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 29, 2017 10:55 PM (W8bn5) 263
Red Hot Chili Peppers > Nirvana > Pearl Jam > Jane's Addiction > Green Day
"It's the Night Of The Living Bands-That-Suck!" -- Butthead Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2017 10:55 PM (6FqZa) 264
204 Posted by: qdpsteve at March 29, 2017 10:42 PM (qazQh)
Thank you qdpsteve. I'll buy the book and read it. Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 29, 2017 10:55 PM (nvMvs) 265
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-- "P.S. Why do I always have to type in my name and email afresh for the ONT?" -Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 10:46 PM (TdMsT) Probably because you may be eliminating ALL history on your browser. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:49 PM (6gk0M) Only delete history about once/ month, so it's not that... Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 10:53 PM --- ----------- Those man-in-the-middle-attack guys are lazy as shit. Posted by: irright at March 29, 2017 10:55 PM (vqzjE) 266
@bluebell yes I use the app. I don't know about bluetooth requirements, that doesn't make much sense as bluetooth only has a 30-50 foot range.
I have used it with validation only. Thing is that they expect you to start your parking session when you park, but if you are going to validate, I don't think you can add the code to a started session. So you go "bare" for a bit until you get to your destination - and it means you have to go straight there to the validating place. So, yes, it is nervewracking. Went to the movies and forgot to validate. Guy at the theater said don't worry about it. Posted by: blaster at March 29, 2017 10:56 PM (HV1LS) Posted by: Man staring down sadly at his radish dick at March 29, 2017 10:56 PM (pU/ca) 268
251 Slap
Be sure to send tony an email. At this point, he's trying to gauge interest. Be sure to mention your concern about the Loop, that's the kind of thing a host needs to take into account. Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2017 10:56 PM (vUcdz) 269
"Only delete history about once/ month, so it's not that..."
-Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 10:53 PM (TdMsT) Maybe you have your browser set to "Never remember History" in the Tools/Options/Privacy options? Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:57 PM (6gk0M) 270
208 Posted by: Emmie at March 29, 2017 10:43 PM (xVuS6)
Thank you, Emmie. I appreciate your kind words. Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 29, 2017 10:57 PM (nvMvs) 271
Who knew Ryan Reynolds could be so funny?
I mean back when he was in comedies they were bad...I think. Err, we'll go with unmemorable. Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2017 10:57 PM (aZq03) 272
Thank you, Flyboy. We don't normally think of men being the victims of physical abuse, but after years of counseling, seminars, and retreats, I've learned that it's pretty common.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 29, 2017 10:53 PM (nvMvs) Condolences, Michael. I hope that, going forward, life becomes better for you. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2017 10:58 PM (WDdjT) 273
262 I'll change stations faster on them than I will red hot chili peppers
Posted by: Buzzion RHCP is primitive but effective. They have a few catchy songs out there: Under the Bridge and Blood Sugar Sex Magic. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 29, 2017 10:55 PM (W8bn5) You mean their song about California? Or their song about California? Or their song about California? Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2017 10:58 PM (cAnNx) 274
look at Simon Fraser University on Burnaby Mountain (aka "the high school on the hill").
http://preview.tinyurl.com/mrjwjxo Reminds me of the Uni Stuttgart's library. I kind of like it, but it wouldn't be out of place guarding the Berlin Wall, either. Posted by: t-bird at March 29, 2017 10:58 PM (ZIFyZ) 275
Spring cleaning? I'm still putting off my 2005 spring cleaning.
Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2017 10:58 PM (sdi6R) 276
"Be sure to send tony an email. At this point, he's trying to gauge interest. Be sure to mention your concern about the Loop, that's the kind of thing a host needs to take into account."
-Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2017 10:56 PM (vUcdz) Will do. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:59 PM (6gk0M) 277
205 Oooh, again! From tonypete: "Hey Horde, now that the weather has broken, I'm looking to set up a Central Ohio Moron Meetup in the Columbus OH area sometime soon. If you have an interest, please email me at centralohmome atthingy email dot com." Would love to see a SpringTime Ohio MoMe to compliment our Fall Southwest Ohio version. Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2017 10:42 PM (vUcdz) Not sure I can figure out the email from this. Gmail? Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 10:59 PM (TdMsT) 278
>>>You just have to type in a letter for your email BTW.
Doesn't need an actual email.Posted by: eleven at March 29, 2017 10:48 PM (qUNWi) The dickens you say! Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 29, 2017 10:53 PM (kP16F)<<< One letter only, Vasili. Posted by: Capt. Marko Ramius at March 29, 2017 10:59 PM (Tstsj) 279
Speaking of Ryan Reynolds, saw Self/Less the other day, worth watching. The main character in the film seems kinda/sorta modeled on Trump. His apartment I swear is Trump's. Can't be that much gold in NYC.
Posted by: blaster at March 29, 2017 11:00 PM (HV1LS) Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 29, 2017 11:00 PM (nvMvs) 281
At least you guys get vegetables!
Posted by: Man contemplating his tuna can shaped dick at March 29, 2017 11:00 PM (pU/ca) 282
Nice to see you too emmie
Kinda trying to take a warden break......but not doing a very good job Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 29, 2017 11:01 PM (CyXSj) 283
Chili Peppers' Under the Bridge has entered that realm of "overplayed radio songs what have me changing stations RIGHT-FUCKING-NOW!" tunes, like Iron Man, Crazy Train, Purple Haze, Peace of Mind, Rock of Ages, Another Brick in the Wall, and every fucking Steve Miller Band song.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at March 29, 2017 11:01 PM (GrsIT) 284
You think you can delete history, but you can not delete history. All you can do is ignore history. Its like a peanut butter sammich, it will always stick to the roof of your mouth.
Posted by: colfax mingo at March 29, 2017 11:01 PM (PX+kj) Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2017 11:01 PM (vUcdz) 286
blaster re self/less being good: thanks, will keep in mind. Wish I'd known earlier when the critics were whizzing all over it.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2017 11:01 PM (6FqZa) 287
Just looked it up on IMDB - it is Trump's place.
Posted by: blaster at March 29, 2017 11:01 PM (HV1LS) 288
I have 2 years of spring cleaning. Could be worse.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 11:02 PM (tHwdc) 289
269 "Only delete history about once/ month, so it's not that..."
-Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 10:53 PM (TdMsT) Maybe you have your browser set to "Never remember History" in the Tools/Options/Privacy options? Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:57 PM (6gk0M) I'm using an iPad. It remembers history for other apps and sites, such as my beloved Web Sudoku (I'm like a savant with Sudoku). Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 11:02 PM (TdMsT) 290
So is the north east really about to get another foot of global warming this weekend?
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 29, 2017 11:02 PM (aZq03) 291
@286 yeah but now you can watch it free/included on streaming. So its all good.
Posted by: blaster at March 29, 2017 11:02 PM (HV1LS) 292
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-- Who knew Ryan Reynolds could be so funny? I mean back when he was in comedies they were bad...I think. Err, we'll go with unmemorable. Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2017 10:57 PM ---------- I liked Van Wilder and one or two others. I am easy to please, though. There used to be a stand-up comedian guy who I thought looked a lot like Reynolds and had a guitar and sangsome damn funny stuff. What was that guy's name? Posted by: irright at March 29, 2017 11:03 PM (vqzjE) 293
The Wachowskis should direct a cartoon about a man with a carrot dick who hires Bugs Bunny to give him a blow job.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 29, 2017 11:03 PM (W8bn5) 294
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No: email dot com (Really!) Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2017 11:01 PM (vUcdz) Huh! Thanks, Ibguy. Just sent a prayer up for your sister. Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 11:04 PM (TdMsT) 295
Who knew Ryan Reynolds could be so funny?
Me, when I saw "The Voices". Reynolds was in quite a few movies which were ignored by audiences and/or sneered at by critics despite being good. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2017 11:04 PM (6FqZa) 296
I'm from a "different school", Michael. I will never hit a lady. Once a broad draws blood, she is no longer a "lady".
She is a combatant. I don't care about her "history". I care about my blood staying where it belongs. Inside my veins. I will turn someone's arm around and force them to the ground if my blood isn't where it is supposed to be. That being said, I will pray for you and your former wife. She needs it more than you, it seems. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:04 PM (6gk0M) 297
I liked Van Wilder and one or two others. I am easy to please, though. There used to be a stand-up comedian guy who I thought looked a lot like Reynolds and had a guitar and sangsome damn funny stuff. What was that guy's name?
Stephen Lynch? https://youtu.be/pPdFrW076R0 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 11:04 PM (Tnhbr) 298
"I have 2 years of spring cleaning."
Well... you need a wife or a longer spring. Normally, it takes no more than a week. Posted by: colfax mingo at March 29, 2017 11:05 PM (PX+kj) 299
-Posted by: Fuck off, carrot dick, said that old grouch at March 29, 2017 10:44 PM (nIGPZ)
More like a douche than kimchi, kemosabe. --- Pro Tip: if you're pissing off people on the ONT, your shit is ragged and in the wind... and likely to be hammered flat. /free advice-worth what you paid for it Posted by: redc1c4 at March 29, 2017 11:05 PM (zScde) 300
The Wachowskis should direct a cartoon about a man with a carrot dick who hires Bugs Bunny to give him a blow job.
*** And this too is the story of Barack Obama Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2017 11:05 PM (aZq03) 301
test
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 29, 2017 11:05 PM (kP16F) 302
288 I have 2 years of spring cleaning. Could be worse.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 11:02 PM (tHwdc) How's it going, Miley? Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 11:05 PM (TdMsT) 303
heh, mehdi the battery guy is funny. really like his thoughts about batteries being thrown in the garbage, especially the "hey, I threw my battery in the garbage and it could have been a huge problem but don't you do it ok?"
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:05 PM (cPsPa) Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2017 11:05 PM (vUcdz) 305
I'm using an iPad. It remembers history for other apps and sites, such as my beloved Web Sudoku (I'm like a savant with Sudoku).
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 11:02 PM (TdMsT) So you're using Safari. Do you have "Private Browsing mode" enabled? That will wipe the name and e-mail here. Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2017 11:05 PM (cAnNx) 306
-up comedian guy who I thought looked a lot like Reynolds and had a guitar and sangsome damn funny stuff. What was that guy's name?
Posted by: irright at March 29, 2017 11:03 PM (vqzjE) Stephen Lynch. I have one of his albums on CD. Funny as hell. And Ryan Reynolds is funny. My wife will read me posts about his kids, and home life. Dark and weird, but all in good fun. Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at March 29, 2017 11:06 PM (GrsIT) 307
Chili Peppers' Under the Bridge has entered that realm of "overplayed radio songs what have me changing stations RIGHT-FUCKING-NOW!" tunes, like Iron Man, Crazy Train, Purple Haze, Peace of Mind, Rock of Ages, Another Brick in the Wall, and every fucking Steve Miller Band song.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at March 29, 2017 11:01 PM (GrsIT) Here's some '80's music you may have never heard. Doug and theSlugs with a nice slow ballad, painting pictures with words: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYv3K9pLny0 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2017 11:06 PM (WDdjT) 308
My wife has told me that when my grown sons and I watch terrible movies and laugh like howler monkeys, it makes her very happy.
Happy is fleeting. Joy is forever. Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at March 29, 2017 10:53 Good for you and yours. We got into vampire movies yrs ago. We watched something like a remake of "Night of the Living Dead". It was in a mall, funnier than snot. Anyone remember that? Posted by: Farmer at March 29, 2017 11:06 PM (o/90i) 309
Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 10:53
-- There is a setting somewhere in your browser options/preferences called 'save form data'. Check the box, unless it says never save form data, then you uncheck the box. Posted by: Tonopah Talent, Inc at March 29, 2017 11:06 PM (lkVOk) 310
"I'm using an iPad. It remembers history for other apps and sites, such as my beloved Web Sudoku (I'm like a savant with Sudoku)."
-Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 11:02 PM (TdMsT) Hmmm... It shouldn't be a "blocker application", as far as I know. I'm not sure, Ma'am. I'll keep looking around. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:06 PM (6gk0M) 311
Heh. I don't see the Westcoast Building as brutalist. Sort of light and airy, hanging like that. You want Brutalist, look at Simon Fraser University on Burnaby Mountain (aka "the high school on the hill"). http://preview.tinyurl.com/mrjwjxo Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon No, 'twas just a joke, but the ceee-ment pillar at the bottom kinda is. The base does not match the suspension top. It's a slop of a design. It would need some steel cable flying arches with staircases and skeleton elevators to make it consistent. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 29, 2017 11:06 PM (GgzGa) 312
I hate it because I still love her and my Christian faith is not compatible with divorce except in extreme cases.
She grew up in an abusive home but just can't shake it. She's a strong Christian, too. These are not happy days for me, Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 29, 2017 10:27 PM (nvMvs) You have an extreme case. Nothing about being a Christian requires you put up with that forever. Clear your conscience and hold your head high because you did all you could. Posted by: Country Boy at March 29, 2017 11:07 PM (Jcg9Q) 313
never delete you history, those who fail to learn from history are condemned to repeat it. do you really want to have to go back and research all that porn again?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:07 PM (cPsPa) 314
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-- Stephen Lynch? Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 11:04 PM -------------- -- Yep. Thanks. Some of that guys stuff kills me. Love it. Posted by: irright at March 29, 2017 11:07 PM (vqzjE) 315
Reynolds was in quite a few movies which were ignored by audiences and/or sneered at by critics despite being good.
--- That guy? He sucked! I mean I almost destroyed the universe, and maybe it wasn't all his fault, but come on... Posted by: Green Latern at March 29, 2017 11:07 PM (aZq03) 316
Michael the Texan - I feel for you. My marriage also went to hell on high-speed rail at the end. Best of luck, and remember we're all here for you.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 29, 2017 11:07 PM (0mRoj) 317
219 Michael the Texan, I am sincerely sorry to hear of your situation. I will put you on my prayer list.
Posted by: bluebell at March 29, 2017 10:45 PM (sBOL1) Thank you so much, bluebell. Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 29, 2017 11:08 PM (nvMvs) 318
The 1990s was such a shit decade for music that whenever they had a song that didn't TOTALLY suck, they played it over and over and over again until you never wanted to hear that crap again.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2017 11:08 PM (6FqZa) 319
292 It was Stephen Lynch. Didn't know it off the top of my head, had to look it up. I had actually totally forgotten about that guy until you mentioned him, but remember seeing him on tv a lot when I was in college. What happened to him?
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 29, 2017 11:08 PM (pU/ca) 320
OK, Ladylibertarian. I'm making a long list of to-do's for my spring cleaning. Or whatever you want to call it. I have piles of my hubby's things that have been collecting dust for 2 years, and it's time to deal with them. I'm girding my loins, you could say.
Actually, I'm drinking and thinking. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 11:08 PM (tHwdc) 321
Not having to enter a "valid email address" should enhance my firstiness ratio here on teh ONT...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 29, 2017 11:08 PM (kP16F) 322
I just checked President Trump's tweets for today, and did you know today was the first ever National Vietnam War Veterans Day? It was!
Posted by: booknlass at March 29, 2017 11:09 PM (8mO0Q) 323
Ryan Reynolds is in Blade 3? Plays a Deadpooly kind of smartass. Good in that.
Not so good in Green Lantern. Nor in RIPD, which was a movie that wasn't quite sure what it was trying to be. I guess kind of an MIB remake with Reynolds in the Will Smith role, and Bridges in the Tommy Lee Jones role. It didn't work. Posted by: blaster at March 29, 2017 11:09 PM (HV1LS) 324
yeah I will get to my spring cleaning right after I get to my spring revenge and payback list.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:09 PM (cPsPa) Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 11:09 PM (Tnhbr) 326
WDS, what is a warden break?
Posted by: Emmie at March 29, 2017 11:09 PM (xVuS6) 327
Stephen Lynch? https://youtu.be/pPdFrW076R0 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 11:04 PM (Tnhbr) I believe AOSHQ protocol would require you to link his Dungeons and Dragons song. https://youtu.be/haOys7E2Zbo Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2017 11:10 PM (cAnNx) 328
free advice-worth what you paid for it
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 29, 2017 11:05 PM (zScde) Actually that is excellent and valuable advice. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2017 11:10 PM (rF0hx) 329
What happened to him?
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 29, 2017 11:08 PM (pU/ca) Well, I think he was from Boulder, so likely stoned and holding out for a management position in Mom's basement. Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at March 29, 2017 11:10 PM (GrsIT) 330
while I am speaking of revenge and payback, has anyone ever watched Point Blank with Lee Marvin? pretty good movie though the end was unsatisfying.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:10 PM (cPsPa) 331
"hey, I threw my battery in the garbage and it could have been a huge problem but don't you do it ok?"
*** Every time I see a recycle sticker or placard I make sure to throwaway a couple of batteries. My local garbage men really hated Samsung recall day though I have to say. Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2017 11:10 PM (aZq03) 332
the original RIPD graphic novel wasn't great either. Whoever greenlit that screenplay needed his cocaine privileges taken away
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2017 11:10 PM (6FqZa) 333
"Night of the Living Dead". It was in a mall, funnier than snot.
Anyone remember that? Posted by: Farmer Yes! Shawn of the Dead? Posted by: booknlass at March 29, 2017 11:10 PM (8mO0Q) 334
Laughing is the only thing I got left.
Posted by: eleven at March 29, 2017 11:11 PM (qUNWi) Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 11:11 PM (Tnhbr) 336
"never delete you history, those who fail to learn from history are condemned to repeat it. do you really want to have to go back and research all that porn again?"
-Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:07 PM (cPsPa) You can never find that video of Bushy MILFs that you love so much, again. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:11 PM (6gk0M) 337
Been without power since 2 am. Big storm blew through with tornado sirens blaring and text messages warning of imminent threats and whatnot.
Hubby is out of town on business, and the 4 wymyn of the house are all too short and weak to lift a garage door. All of the menfolk in the area actually work during the day, so no help from that quarter. God bless the men of the Fort Worth Fire Department - they kindly sent over a group of fellas who had it open in no time flat; saved this old lady's sanity! The latest estimate of power being restored is 12:30 am CST - we'll see how it goes.... Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 29, 2017 11:11 PM (nYC5u) 338
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-- Reynolds was in quite a few movies which were ignored by audiences and/or sneered at by critics despite being good. --- That guy? He sucked! I mean I almost destroyed the universe, and maybe it wasn't all his fault, but come on... Posted by: Green Latern at March 29, 2017 11:07 PM ---------- Wannabee. Posted by: Sandra "The Blue Slattern" Fluke at March 29, 2017 11:12 PM (vqzjE) 339
I mean "I" could never find that video again.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:12 PM (6gk0M) 340
The 1990s was such a shit decade for music that whenever they had a song that didn't TOTALLY suck,
*** Worst song from the 90s? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PAzqBUNlCs Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2017 11:12 PM (aZq03) 341
Every time I see a recycle sticker or placard I make sure to throwaway a couple of batteries.
My local garbage men really hated Samsung recall day though I have to say. Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2017 11:10 PM (aZq03) I have thrown lithium batteries in my burn barrel several times. Nary so much as a pop. Sorely disappointed. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2017 11:12 PM (WDdjT) 342
hey, who here knows about spicy spices? have been playing around with chili recipes and want something hot and spicy, however, would like spicy with some depth to it. simply adding peppers makes it hotter and spicier, but it is merely a veneer of spicy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:12 PM (cPsPa) Posted by: eleven at March 29, 2017 11:13 PM (qUNWi) 344
257 243 LadyLibertarian
I imagine so: tonypete specifically mentioned you in one of our emails Really hope he can pull it off. I'm trying to help out as best I can. Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2017 10:53 PM (vUcdz) I think an Ohio MoMe will be a hoot! Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 11:13 PM (TdMsT) 345
Sorry MichaelinTexas......was she abusive before you got married?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 29, 2017 10:46 PM (CyXSj) Not to me, though she had a temper. This was her second marriage and my first. I knew that she and her first husband were mutually abusive, but she became a Christian after she divorced him. She tried, but she couldn't stop. Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 29, 2017 11:13 PM (nvMvs) 346
for once, good news!
after over 14 months of unemployment R35id3nt 3\/1L has a full time j*b... W00T! and i have $$ in the bank, and moar on the way so ima grab one of these, because i don't have one, and we're not going to be homeless shortly: classicfirearms.com/finnish-m39-mosin-nagant-rifle-762x54r Posted by: redc1c4 at March 29, 2017 11:13 PM (zScde) 347
I make chili with a mixture of diced jalapenos, chipotles, and a couple types of chili powder.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 11:13 PM (Tnhbr) 348
"hey, who here knows about spicy spices? have been playing around with chili recipes and want something hot and spicy, however, would like spicy with some depth to it. simply adding peppers makes it hotter and spicier, but it is merely a veneer of spicy."
-Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:12 PM (cPsPa) I know the dried spices and I'm quite sure that weft knows all about the hotter peppers. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:14 PM (6gk0M) 349
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Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:12 PM (cPsPa) Some chipotle pepper? Nice smokiness. I assume you've already got some garlic powder and oregano in there, right? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 11:14 PM (tHwdc) 350
Here's a song for 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOGvB29vZF8 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 29, 2017 11:15 PM (6FqZa) 351
322 I just checked President Trump's tweets for today, and did you know today was the first ever National Vietnam War Veterans Day? It was!
Posted by: booknlass at March 29, 2017 11:09 PM (8mO0Q) So glad to hear this. My cousin, an only son, was killed in Vietnam. Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 11:15 PM (TdMsT) 352
342
hey, who here knows about spicy spices? have been playing around with chili recipes and want something hot and spicy, however, would like spicy with some depth to it. simply adding peppers makes it hotter and spicier, but it is merely a veneer of spicy. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:12 PM (cPsPa) Sriracha sauce? Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 29, 2017 11:15 PM (kP16F) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2017 11:16 PM (rF0hx) Posted by: Infidel at March 29, 2017 11:16 PM (uKRys) Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 29, 2017 11:16 PM (VdICR) 356
346 for once, good news!
after over 14 months of unemployment R35id3nt 3\/1L has a full time j*b... W00T! and i have $$ in the bank, and moar on the way so ima grab one of these, because i don't have one, and we're not going to be homeless shortly: classicfirearms.com/finnish-m39-mosin-nagant-rifle-762x54r Posted by: redc1c4 at March 29, 2017 11:13 PM (zScde) Heartfelt congratulations! Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 11:16 PM (TdMsT) 357
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-- I make chili with a mixture of diced jalapenos, chipotles, and a couple types of chili powder. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 11:13 PM -- - ------------------ No meat, or other ingredients? You are kinda badass. Posted by: irright at March 29, 2017 11:16 PM (vqzjE) 358
354 https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=FUvxRjYqjEQ Howdy Horde! Posted by: Infidel at March 29, 2017 11:16 PM (uKRys) Howdy! Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 11:17 PM (TdMsT) 359
Some chipotle pepper? Nice smokiness.
I assume you've already got some garlic powder and oregano in there, right? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess no garlic powder but usually a couple of heads of garlic minced. no oregano, thought that was for sauce. usually 5 habaneros and 5 jalapenos. the garlic, peppers all tossed into the food processor for a whirl. seeds are taken out of the peppers. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:17 PM (cPsPa) 360
347 But not carrots, right? Before we go any further, I need you to say you don't use carrots.
Posted by: Man with carrot dick trying to Buffalo Bill it between his legs at March 29, 2017 11:17 PM (pU/ca) 361
Seems we are working on getting the funemployed working again.
That is good to hear. And, a sign, I think, that the economy is getting better. Thanks Obama! Posted by: blaster at March 29, 2017 11:17 PM (HV1LS) 362
My chili is "mild" and you can add Habaneros and Thai chilis, as you wish.
The backbone is store-bought chili powder and it isn't spicy. I like a "trip through spicy", so I add a poblano, two jalapenos, diced, (seeds and all), and cayenne pepper. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:18 PM (6gk0M) 363
I make chili with a mixture of diced jalapenos, chipotles, and a couple types of chili powder.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 11:13 PM which chili powders? Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:18 PM (cPsPa) 364
@345
Now see stuff like this really pardon my French, ticks me off. Earlier today, we talked about women who either due to fate or because of low supply, end up destined to be single. But, then women like this get 2, 3, or more chances with men they don't deserve. Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 11:18 PM (smD62) 365
Seems we are working on getting the funemployed working again.
___ Americans have less leisure time due to Trump policies - full story at 6. Posted by: FSM at March 29, 2017 11:18 PM (aZq03) 366
"Chile de arbol, or ancho chile. Both are deeply flavored."
-Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2017 11:16 PM (rF0hx) And ^This Guy^ is a font of knowledge, as well. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:19 PM (6gk0M) 367
no oregano, thought that was for sauce.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:17 PM (cPsPa) You'd be surprised what a teaspoon of ground oregano leaves will do for chili. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 11:19 PM (tHwdc) 368
344 LadyLibertarian
Agreed - although we've now done 3 Southwest Ohio meet-ups. But I think a Central OH version may be doable. /fingers crossed hopefully Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2017 11:19 PM (vUcdz) 369
But, then women like this get 2, 3, or more chances with men they don't deserve.
*** A lot of things in life have nothing to do with being deserved. Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2017 11:19 PM (aZq03) 370
Seems we are working on getting the funemployed working again.
___ Americans have less leisure time due to Trump policies - full story at 6. Posted by: FSM at March 29, 2017 11:18 PM (aZq03) I sure as hell hope so. Posted by: Infidel at March 29, 2017 11:19 PM (uKRys) 371
Chile de arbol, or ancho chile. Both are deeply flavored.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2017 11:16 PM (rF0hx) thanks Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:19 PM (cPsPa) 372
>>>Audioslave, I Am the Highway
https://youtu.be/cy2ZUGc2mSs Audioslave > RHCP Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 29, 2017 11:16 PM (VdICR)<<< Audioslave>>>>>>>>Sound Garden>>> RHCP Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 29, 2017 11:20 PM (Tstsj) 373
Been watching the 2016 Cross Fit in games all day. Doing complex Olympic style lifts for speed is idiocy. I totally belief the theory that negative articles and studies get scrubbed because of the copyright issues using Cross Fit. I also be live the theory that the medical community makes a killing from the injuries.
So unsafe. It's impressive, but completely unsafe. Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 29, 2017 11:20 PM (ve0bY) 374
Condolences, Michael. I hope that, going forward, life becomes better for you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2017 10:58 PM (WDdjT) Thank you, AOP. ****************** Thank you all for the kind words and prayers. It means a lot to me. God is good and he will provide. I'm blessed in that I have finances she can't touch. I'll have to pay statutory alimony for a few years but that's it. I tried to answer everyone individually but I'm starting to fall asleep and may have missed some. Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 29, 2017 11:20 PM (nvMvs) 375
McCormick Hot Mexican-Style Chili Powder works for me...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 29, 2017 11:21 PM (kP16F) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:21 PM (6gk0M) 377
36 Liberals used to be more like Libertarians. Now they have yanked the wheel to the left, hoping that Overton Window shifts with them.
They "bet it all on black" and lost. That's how they got Trump. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:01 PM (6gk0M) YES Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 11:21 PM (TdMsT) 378
A lot of things in life have nothing to do with being deserved.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2017 11:19 PM (aZq03) Ain't it the truth. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 11:21 PM (tHwdc) 379
hey, who here knows about spicy spices? have been playing around with chili recipes and want something hot and spicy, however, would like spicy with some depth to it. simply adding peppers makes it hotter and spicier, but it is merely a veneer of spicy."
-Posted by: yankeefifth The key is the seeds. Strip out the seeds from the chiles before you grind/blend. Grind the seeds separately or just toss them, and add cayanne at the end of the cook to get the right heat level. I usually just strip half of the pods of the hotter chilis and I get a decent amount of heat. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 29, 2017 11:21 PM (GgzGa) Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2017 11:21 PM (vUcdz) 381
The Wachowskis should direct a cartoon about a man with a carrot dick who hires Bugs Bunny to give him a blow job.
*** And this too is the story of Barack Obama --- Nice. Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 11:21 PM (FkAXz) Posted by: Will Munny at March 29, 2017 11:22 PM (6FqZa) 383
..."I tried to answer everyone individually but I'm starting to fall asleep and may have missed some."
-Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at March 29, 2017 11:20 PM (nvMvs) Bless you, Brother! Might you find joy through the sadness. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:22 PM (6gk0M) 384
*ducks*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:21 PM (6gk0M) You add ducks to chili? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 11:22 PM (tHwdc) 385
so my chili base is nothing remarkable
ground beef, usually 93% lean spanish onions diced kidney beans pinto beans crushed tomatoes habanero peppers jalapeno peppers garlic then I will grab someone's packet of powder and toss it in what is missing? Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:23 PM (cPsPa) 386
368 344 LadyLibertarian
Agreed - although we've now done 3 Southwest Ohio meet-ups. But I think a Central OH version may be doable. /fingers crossed hopefully Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2017 11:19 PM (vUcdz) I can easily travel anywhere in Ohio! Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 11:23 PM (TdMsT) Posted by: Original Jake at March 29, 2017 11:23 PM (gp3sW) 388
hey, who here knows about spicy spices?
Jesus, why do you think I went to the woods? You do NOT want to go back in there... Posted by: Hillary! at March 29, 2017 11:23 PM (ZIFyZ) 389
@385 what you are missing is that if it has beans, it isn't chili
Posted by: blaster at March 29, 2017 11:24 PM (HV1LS) 390
385 so my chili base is nothing remarkable
ground beef, usually 93% lean spanish onions diced kidney beans pinto beans crushed tomatoes habanero peppers jalapeno peppers garlic then I will grab someone's packet of powder and toss it in what is missing? Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:23 PM (cPsPa) How did you steal my recipe? Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 11:24 PM (TdMsT) 391
373 I don't think the medical community is on board with Cross Fit. I've read articles talking about the high injury rates and issues with it.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 29, 2017 11:24 PM (pU/ca) 392
Fun article at ZeroHedge (also on Drudge earlier) about the author of American Psycho ripping hollywood snowflakes over their constant Trump meltdowns.
/stop blaming Trump and let me eat dinner, OK? Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 11:24 PM (FkAXz) 393
You'd be surprised what a teaspoon of ground oregano leaves will do for chili.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess well, heck I will try anything once, except the carrots. how bad could it be anyway? Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:24 PM (cPsPa) 394
>>>A lot of things in life have nothing to do with being deserved. Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2017 11:19 PM (aZq03) <<< Deserves got nothing to do with it. Posted by: William Munny at March 29, 2017 11:24 PM (Tstsj) 395
The key is the seeds. "Strip out the seeds from the chiles before you grind/blend. Grind the seeds separately or just toss them, and add cayenne at the end of the cook to get the right heat level. I usually just strip half of the pods of the hotter chilis and I get a decent amount of heat." -Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 29, 2017 11:21 PM (GgzGa) I told you. Not only is CBD here, but weft adds things that I didn't. You came to the right ONT, Y5. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:24 PM (6gk0M) 396
A lot of things in life have nothing to do with being deserved.
What's important is that you have the potential for deserving them. Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 29, 2017 11:25 PM (ZIFyZ) 397
Chilli's not chilli without corn in it!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 29, 2017 11:25 PM (kP16F) 398
I'd go with 80% lean, just like making hamburgers. Fat is flavor.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:26 PM (6gk0M) 399
Y5, I'd use some higher fat ground beef in addition to the lean. Fat adds flavor. Usually I use 80% then skim after I've brown the onions and beef.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 11:26 PM (tHwdc) 400
386 LadyLibertarian
Good to know. Feel free to drop me a line at swohmome at mail dot com (NOT email dot com) if you'd like to be added to the Southwest Ohio meetup distro list. Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2017 11:26 PM (vUcdz) 401
The key is the seeds.
Strip out the seeds from the chiles before you grind/blend. Grind the seeds separately or just toss them, and add cayanne at the end of the cook to get the right heat level. I usually just strip half of the pods of the hotter chilis and I get a decent amount of heat. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March will the processor process the seeds so they are not obviously seeds? Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:26 PM (cPsPa) 402
355 Audioslave, I Am the Highway https://youtu.be/cy2ZUGc2mSs Audioslave > RHCP Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 29, 2017 11:16 PM (VdICR) thats gotta be My fave song EVER. Glad someone else likes it too. Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at March 29, 2017 11:26 PM (YhV5r) 403
well, heck I will try anything once, except the carrots. how bad could it be anyway?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:24 PM (cPsPa) Try adding some Worcestershire sauce, or some chutney. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2017 11:26 PM (WDdjT) Posted by: Original Jake at March 29, 2017 11:27 PM (gp3sW) Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 29, 2017 11:27 PM (VdICR) 406
Also.. today, in the brief moments before I hurried and turned him off, Shepard Smith said that 17 Government Agencies Confirmed that Russia Interfered in our Elections.
Did I somehow miss this? or is Shep reporting from Fantasy Island again? Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 11:27 PM (FkAXz) 407
C'mon guys. Everything in life has to be fought for and earned. Everything we get is deserved.
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton counting her sweet, sweet NBC money at March 29, 2017 11:27 PM (pU/ca) 408
i use cayenne yankeefifth
Posted by: concrete girl at March 29, 2017 11:27 PM (fZXYQ) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:27 PM (6gk0M) 410
#398 LOL, Slap!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 11:28 PM (tHwdc) 411
The key is the seeds.
Strip out the seeds from the chiles before you grind/blend. Grind the seeds separately or just toss them, and add cayanne at the end of the cook to get the right heat level. I usually just strip half of the pods of the hotter chilis and I get a decent amount of heat. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March well, I am kind of discriminating, I usually peek in the window to see who is here before I start rambling. obviously a great crowd here tonight so I jumped right in. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:28 PM (cPsPa) 412
Chili powder, Y5. It adds a nice "backbone" upon which the meat rests.
I'm thinking McCormick. Posted by: Slapweasel, thanks, will do Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:28 PM (cPsPa) 413
C'mon guys. Everything in life has to be fought for and earned. Everything we get is deserved.
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton counting her sweet, sweet NBC money at March 29, 2017 11:27 PM (pU/ca) You mean you had to fight to get Webb Hubbell's catfish lips? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2017 11:28 PM (WDdjT) 414
Last batch was New Mexico chili powder, California chili powder, diced jalapeno, diced chipotle, onion, garlic, red pepper, beef chuck, beef stock, red wine, salt, pepper, oregano, bay leaf, and a bit of thyme.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 11:28 PM (Tnhbr) 415
or is Shep reporting from Fantasy Island again?
Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 11:27 PM (FkAXz) Would those 17 agencies be the ones that Obama broadcast the surveillance info to? Posted by: Emmie at March 29, 2017 11:29 PM (xVuS6) 416
Emmie......what he posted yesterday....You know me, I get so consumed with news and facts........trying to take some steps back
And I learned that picture does not like emoticons Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 29, 2017 11:29 PM (CyXSj) Posted by: andycanuck at March 29, 2017 11:29 PM (nlbfN) Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:29 PM (cPsPa) 419
I don't think the medical community is on board with Cross Fit.
The medical community will be the last to learn of the problems with CrossFit. Posted by: t-bird at March 29, 2017 11:30 PM (ysprU) 420
Audioslave > RHCP
Posted by: BourbonChicken Agreed! Cornell did a good solo album in '99 called Euphoria Morning I really liked. Last night, though, I watched a video of "Can't Change Me" from that album, and he looked demonic. creeped me out. Posted by: booknlass at March 29, 2017 11:30 PM (8mO0Q) 421
will the processor process the seeds so they are not obviously seeds?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:26 PM (cPsPa) You want to remove the seeds and the white ribs because that's where the heat is. Processing them will leave the capsacin in, which is what makes it hot. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 11:30 PM (Tnhbr) 422
Last batch was New Mexico chili powder, California chili powder, diced jalapeno, diced chipotle, onion, garlic, red pepper, beef chuck, beef stock, red wine, salt, pepper, oregano, bay leaf, and a bit of thyme.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March thanks Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:30 PM (cPsPa) 423
320 OK, Ladylibertarian. I'm making a long list of to-do's for my spring cleaning. Or whatever you want to call it. I have piles of my hubby's things that have been collecting dust for 2 years, and it's time to deal with them. I'm girding my loins, you could say.
Actually, I'm drinking and thinking. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 11:08 PM (tHwdc) Ahhhh--I've been there. It sure isn't easy. Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 11:31 PM (TdMsT) 424
No carrots, Colorado Alex?
Pagan! Posted by: andycanuck at March 29, 2017 11:29 PM (nlbfN) No carrots, although finely diced they shouldn't be a problem, or noticeable. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 11:31 PM (Tnhbr) 425
trying to take some steps back
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 29, 2017 11:29 PM (CyXSj) Well, the ONT is the perfect place to unwind. Posted by: Emmie at March 29, 2017 11:31 PM (xVuS6) 426
Would those 17 agencies be the ones that Obama broadcast the surveillance info to?
-- Who knows? Shep reported with Complete Confidence that 17 - not 16, not 15-- agencies CONFIRMED that Russia tampered with our election. Then I had to turn him off, just like I run to turn of TBS when Samatha Bee's show appears. Later, on radio Hannity, he talked about this and IIRC, they played audio of someone being asked about tampering state by state, and the answer was always no. Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 11:31 PM (FkAXz) Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:31 PM (cPsPa) 428
"Night of the Living Dead". It was in a mall, funnier than snot.
Anyone remember that? Posted by: Farmer Yes! Shawn of the Dead? Posted by: booknlass at March 29, 2017 11:10 Oh yes, close. J just said it was "Dawn of the Dead", that's it! Posted by: Farmer at March 29, 2017 11:31 PM (o/90i) 429
The civil divorce you're talking about doesn't end a sacramental marriage, just the civil one.
That's the smart way to look at it and I don't know why so many Christians think it does. Posted by: MAx at March 29, 2017 11:31 PM (/RZxG) 430
"Last batch was New Mexico chili powder, California chili powder, diced jalapeno, diced chipotle, onion, garlic, red pepper, beef chuck, beef stock, red wine, salt, pepper, oregano, bay leaf, and a bit of thyme."
-Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 11:28 PM (Tnhbr) This is really good, except I don't use red wine. I'm not sophisticated, so I go with base ingredients. French Onion Soup? Red wine. Chili? Stuff and things, but mainly stuff. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:32 PM (6gk0M) 431
Nah, the info didn't come from Fantasy Island. I heard it while I was applying cocoa butter to a supple pool boy on Fire Island.
Posted by: Shepard Smith at March 29, 2017 11:32 PM (pU/ca) 432
so my chili base is nothing remarkable
ground beef, usually 93% lean spanish onions diced kidney beans pinto beans crushed tomatoes habanero peppers jalapeno peppers garlic then I will grab someone's packet of powder and toss it in what is missing? Posted by: yankeefifth Current - Beef: Too lean, or fry up some bacon first. Onion: vertical/french sliced makes for a better caramelized onion, which you need to do before the beef. Needed - Light lager beer for liquid and or a chicken stock, pref home made with 2 carcasses bones and all. Cocoa powder, pref Mehihano Molasses, just a bit Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 29, 2017 11:32 PM (GgzGa) 433
I'd go with 1TBSP of chili powder for a pound of meat.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:33 PM (6gk0M) 434
A lot of things in life have nothing to do with being deserved.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2017 11:19 PM (aZq03) The world is unfair, unjust, and downright shitty a lot of the time. Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 29, 2017 11:33 PM (0mRoj) 435
This is really good, except I don't use red wine. I'm not sophisticated, so I go with base ingredients.
French Onion Soup? Red wine. Chili? Stuff and things, but mainly stuff. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:32 PM (6gk0M) Hehe, it was a cheap red. Chili should be comfort food, not fancy. I've seen recipes that call for a bottle of beer, but I figured a cup and a half of red wine would do the trick, add a bit of sweetness to balance the heat, and I could drink the rest. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 11:33 PM (Tnhbr) 436
Try adding some Worcestershire sauce, or some chutney.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March huh, you know that makes sense, especially the Worcesteshire. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:33 PM (cPsPa) 437
--
-- Now see stuff like this really pardon my French, ticks me off. Earlier today, we talked about women who either due to fate or because of low supply, end up destined to be single. But, then women like this get 2, 3, or more chances with men they don't deserve. Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 11:18 PM ----------- ------ It's easy for them to discard things they never really cared about. For some, another marriage is just the next fun thing to try out. (says the divorced guy) Posted by: irright at March 29, 2017 11:34 PM (vqzjE) 438
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 29, 2017 11:32 PM (GgzGa)
See? This fuckin' guy is better that I'll ever be at describing the particulars of a recipe. *bows at the feet* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:35 PM (6gk0M) 439
Y5, I'd use some higher fat ground beef in addition to the lean. Fat adds flavor. Usually I use 80% then skim after I've brown the onions and beef.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March will give it a try. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:35 PM (cPsPa) 440
424
No carrots, Colorado Alex? Pagan! Posted by: andycanuck at March 29, 2017 11:29 PM (nlbfN) No carrots, although finely diced they shouldn't be a problem, or noticeable. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 11:31 PM (Tnhbr) this is true. i did run this as a kind of experiment in a batch i made for Grimmy. He wolfed it down and was none the wiser. Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at March 29, 2017 11:35 PM (YhV5r) 441
drive your carrera to get your pepper y5
Posted by: concrete girl at March 29, 2017 11:35 PM (fZXYQ) Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 29, 2017 11:35 PM (pU/ca) 443
How did you steal my recipe?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March it is a great minds or bland palates thing. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:36 PM (cPsPa) 444
It's easy for them to discard things they never really cared about. For some, another marriage is just the next fun thing to try out. (says the divorced guy)
Posted by: irright at March 29, 2017 11:34 PM (vqzjE) Most expensive/fancy wedding I attended resulted in the shortest marriage among my friends. Six weeks or six months or something like that. Posted by: Emmie at March 29, 2017 11:36 PM (xVuS6) 445
"huh, you know that makes sense, especially the Worcesteshire."
-Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:33 PM (cPsPa) I wouldn't go more than three dashes per pound of meat, but it also adds "backbone". Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:36 PM (6gk0M) 446
will the processor process the seeds so they are not obviously seeds?
Posted by: yankeefifth No. Good question. Dry them a little and save them for the next batch... add cayenne this time. Next batch; put the seeds in a coffee grinder that is now your permanent spice grinder for now on. Add in a leetle masa to get a dry good powder. Store in a plastic bag in the freezer or in the cupboard with a silica packet or nine. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 29, 2017 11:36 PM (GgzGa) Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:36 PM (cPsPa) Posted by: Original Jake at March 29, 2017 11:37 PM (gp3sW) Posted by: Farmer at March 29, 2017 11:37 PM (o/90i) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2017 11:37 PM (voOPb) 451
>>hey, who here knows about spicy spices? have been playing around with
chili recipes and want something hot and spicy, however, would like spicy with some depth to it. simply adding peppers makes it hotter and spicier, but it is merely a veneer of spicy." -Posted by: yankeefifth chipotle chili in adobo sauce puree. Posted by: Aviator at March 29, 2017 11:37 PM (/Nite) Posted by: The Political Hat at March 29, 2017 11:38 PM (vBeA5) 453
Hawaii's judicial branch is acting like a legislative branch again:
@ChrisEssner Hawaii Judge grants motion to convert the Temporary Restraining Order against the Immigration EO into Preliminary Injunction, extending hold Posted by: Thrawn at March 29, 2017 11:38 PM (E/ibL) 454
"this is true. i did run this as a kind of experiment in a batch i made for Grimmy. He wolfed it down and was none the wiser."
-Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at March 29, 2017 11:35 PM (YhV5r) *HAH!* Usually, you do that to hide the vegetables from the children! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:38 PM (6gk0M) 455
No. Good question.
Dry them a little and save them for the next batch... add cayenne this time. Next batch; put the seeds in a coffee grinder that is now your permanent spice grinder for now on. Add in a leetle masa to get a dry good powder. Store in a plastic bag in the freezer or in the cupboard with a silica packet or nine. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March heh, yeah that would put some kick in your morning coffee. thanks for the advice. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:38 PM (cPsPa) 456
@434
Truer words were never spoken. @437 I used to be hesitant about divorced guys. But, I've really come around to them. They are usually more mature, more knowing, and know exactly what they want. I just wish the wenches that ruined them didn't leave it to other people to pick up the pieces, since obviously there will be baggage there. Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 11:38 PM (smD62) 457
Don't worry.They'll f*ckng let you know!
=========== ouch! you saying they are like vegetarians? Posted by: Original Jake at March 29, 2017 11:38 PM (gp3sW) 458
Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2017 10:10 PM (vUcdz)
Excellent. Bet it does feel good to smile after speaking with her. Prayers and blessings. Posted by: gracepmc at March 29, 2017 11:38 PM (OU4q6) 459
Earlier today, we talked about women who either due to fate or because of low supply, end up destined to be single.
But, then women like this get 2, 3, or more chances with men they don't deserve. Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 11:18 PM ----- I just sigh and think that God has certain plans for people. I'm at the age where most females are on their second or third husbands, but because of work and family issues, have never even been close to being married. Living in a blue state and working in a far left industry hasn't helped. However.. not being married has been a surprise for me. But... God has certain plans for people that we don't always understand. /said the woman of a certain age thinking about a second cat... Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 11:39 PM (FkAXz) 460
G'Night, Hat!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:39 PM (6gk0M) 461
I wouldn't go more than three dashes per pound of meat, but it also adds "backbone".
Posted by: Slapwease Thanks again Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:39 PM (cPsPa) 462
Be careful, however. Chipotles impart a strong smokey flavor. A bit goes a long way.
That said, I like to slow cook a pork shoulder over the PBC, pull it apart, and mix it with a mixture of chipotle chili, garlic and onion powder, and hard cider. Very good. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 11:39 PM (Tnhbr) 463
is the theme tonight crossfit or chili? got here late. totally confused.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2017 11:40 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:40 PM (cPsPa) 465
A friend's wife made a pureed carrot soup once and it was great. I had two bowls. It was a long time ago so I don't recall the seasoning used in it.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 29, 2017 11:40 PM (nlbfN) 466
Michael in Texas......I am sorry. Being Christian has nothing to do with this though. Plenty of us here (I think)have had marriages fail. After 13 years together we just got married at thanksgiving. My second, his third. Keep strong, be faithful and he will take care of you.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 29, 2017 11:40 PM (CyXSj) 467
457 It's one of those stereotypes that is totally accurate. I unfortunately know firsthand, having an older brother who is an apostle of CrossFit.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 29, 2017 11:40 PM (pU/ca) 468
I heard it while I was applying cocoa butter to a supple pool boy on Fire Island.
Posted by: Shepard Smith Give me the bottle back! Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 29, 2017 11:40 PM (/cksx) 469
A proper chilli contains only ingredients native to North America, though it doesn't taste quite right without cumin, which is in the shop-bought chilli powder I use...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 29, 2017 11:40 PM (kP16F) 470
The good news is if a crossfitter is vegan, he will be too tired to talk.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 29, 2017 11:41 PM (VdICR) 471
Be careful, however. Chipotles impart a strong smokey flavor. A bit goes a long way.
That said, I like to slow cook a pork shoulder over the PBC, pull it apart, and mix it with a mixture of chipotle chili, garlic and onion powder, and hard cider. Very good. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile huh, that's a whole different recipe from mine, seems good. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:41 PM (cPsPa) 472
this is true. i did run this as a kind of experiment in a batch i made for Grimmy. He wolfed it down and was none the wiser.
Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at March 29, 2017 11:35 PM (YhV5r) And carrots can impart a bit of sweetness and complexity to the final dish. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 11:41 PM (Tnhbr) 473
No problem, y5. You picked the right ONT to ask questions about chili!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:41 PM (6gk0M) 474
I just wish the wenches that ruined them didn't
leave it to other people to pick up the pieces, since obviously there will be baggage there. Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 11:38 PM (smD62) Everyone has baggage if they've lived long enough. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 11:41 PM (tHwdc) 475
It's not hot enough till the hair on the back of your neck stands up and little beads of perspiration break out on your forehead.
Posted by: gNewt at March 29, 2017 11:41 PM (A4DFu) 476
said the woman of a certain age thinking about a second cat...
Posted by: shibumi when dating I always mad a point to only date women that were certain of their age. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:42 PM (cPsPa) 477
Chipotles are smoked, cooked jalapenos that come packed in adobo sauce. It is really smoky and I don't use them for that reason.
They would be much happier in pulled pork. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:43 PM (6gk0M) 478
ok regarding chili, and i do make good chili and usually with a can or two of Ro-Tel Tomatoes, some anchos and chipotle peppers that i soak, in hot water cut open and pull the seeds out, and then throw them in the blender with an onion and.... here my secret ingredient... a Tablespoon of Patak's Madras Curry paste. Madras is a Cumin and Coriander curry and has heat. all the things chili needs. I have used this with Bacon pork, Pheasant and Venison chili. As well as just plain Beef. It works. try it some time if you are feeling adventurous.
Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at March 29, 2017 11:43 PM (YhV5r) 479
I'm at the age where most females are on their second or third husbands, but because of work and family issues, have never even been close to being married. Living in a blue state and working in a far left industry hasn't helped. However.. not being married has been a surprise for me. But... God has certain plans for people that we don't always understand.
/said the woman of a certain age thinking about a second cat... Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 11:39 PM (FkAXz) As a single guy who's never been married, I stay away from divorced women. I've dated them in the past, but usually the kids are the sticking point. It means drama that I don't want to deal with. Plus single moms generally don't want more kids. I want a lot of my own kids. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 11:43 PM (Tnhbr) 480
@464
Well actually...yeah, it seems like all the good ones are taken. But, no I just have always been into the "single, never married" type. I never wanted to deal with the baggage, and I certainly didn't want to be step-mommy. But...like I said...I'm warming to it. Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 11:43 PM (smD62) 481
Cumin is okay because... Indians!
Posted by: andycanuck at March 29, 2017 11:43 PM (nlbfN) 482
It's not hot enough till the hair on the back of your neck stands up and little beads of perspiration break out on your forehead.
Posted by: gNewt at March well, that is fine but I would like to have some flavor mixed in with the heat, not just heat for heats sake. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:43 PM (cPsPa) 483
Most women immediately dismiss guys over a certain age that have never been married. It's some type of red flag on their check list.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 29, 2017 11:43 PM (IDPbH) 484
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Out here in the fields I fight for my meals I get my back into my living I don't need to fight To prove I'm right I don't need to be forgiven Don't cry Don't raise your eye It's only teenage wasteland Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 29, 2017 10:23 PM (KgpWR) Teenage Wasteland! Takes me back decades to my freshman year in college! Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 29, 2017 11:44 PM (TdMsT) 485
474; Miley, I have baggage. More than I should. But, fuck it I'm old. Somebody can deal with it when I check out.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2017 11:44 PM (KP5rU) 486
Most women immediately dismiss guys over a certain age that have never been married. It's some type of red flag on their check list.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 29, 2017 11:43 PM (IDPbH) Yeah... I'm screwed. Apparently spending my twenties building up a career and serving my country was a mistake. Oh well. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 11:45 PM (Tnhbr) 487
And carrots can impart a bit of sweetness and complexity to the final dish.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 11:41 PM (Tnhbr) and this way he also gets his veggies! Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at March 29, 2017 11:45 PM (YhV5r) 488
So, I shut down a smart ass at my crap part time gig.
I'm an original hire of the firm. Co-worker looks at me and says "Wow, so you must be 70." I stared straight at him and said "no, I'm 104." He did not expect that response. /I should have been insulted, but really, he's a SJW beta male living off his girlfriend, will soon be unemployed and has no plans and no future. Also, I don't care what he thinks. Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 11:45 PM (FkAXz) 489
484; Piker. Damn, I had a draft card then.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2017 11:45 PM (KP5rU) 490
I'm good with bacon as a flavor-agent if you are making chili out of game meat. Otherwise, I leave the chili powder and peppers to make the backing.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:46 PM (6gk0M) 491
@479
Ahem, I've been told I have child-bearing hips. Hehe. I've found that divorced women are WAY more dramatic than the men. Not always. There are exceptions to the rule. But, anytime I deal with a divorced couple, the guy is just trying to deal, and the gal is batcrap crazy. Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 11:46 PM (smD62) 492
And carrots can impart a bit of sweetness and complexity to the final dish. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile I know we joke but a good mirepoix cooked down makes a great base for almost any low and slow stew, chili included. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 29, 2017 11:46 PM (GgzGa) 493
They didn't have a Common Core section for the math. Here ya go:
" Re-imagine the lumber sold as a pile of cheese and the profit made as mice who eat the cheese. Graph a series of mice and cheese icons and compare and contrast the total difference between the the mice and cheese units. Then create a chart which directly relates the mice potentiate differential jazzplosion squirrel.: " Posted by: Max Power at March 29, 2017 11:46 PM (QCc6B) 494
Plus single moms generally don't want more kids. I want a lot of my own kids.
.. I know several remarried women and a lot fire off a kid in the new marrage, either because the new husband want kids or to lock the guy in Posted by: Original Jake at March 29, 2017 11:47 PM (gp3sW) Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:47 PM (cPsPa) 496
well, that is fine but I would like to have some flavor mixed in with the heat, not just heat for heats sake.
Yeah. I hate it when the food-eating shows go to some "dare to eat our hot XXXXX" and the hotness comes from capsaicin extract and not real peppers or the like. Posted by: andycanuck at March 29, 2017 11:47 PM (nlbfN) 497
I know we joke but a good mirepoix cooked down makes a great base for almost any low and slow stew, chili included.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 29, 2017 11:46 PM (GgzGa) Yup. Know some basics like making a mirepoix or how to cook eggs and you will never go hungry and always be able to impress a girl. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 11:47 PM (Tnhbr) 498
Lets not start in on the pulled pork recipes.
Posted by: Infidel at March 29, 2017 11:47 PM (uKRys) 499
Current -
Beef: Too lean, or fry up some bacon first. Onion: vertical/french sliced makes for a better caramelized onion, which you need to do before the beef. Needed - Light lager beer for liquid and or a chicken stock, pref home made with 2 carcasses bones and all. Cocoa powder, pref Mehihano Molasses, just a bit Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 29, 2017 11:32 PM (GgzGa) thanks, they all seem like they would make it better Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:47 PM (cPsPa) 500
"Most women immediately dismiss guys over a certain age that have never been married. It's some type of red flag on their check list."
-Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 29, 2017 11:43 PM (IDPbH) It is not so-much "smart" as it is "instinct". A good instinct. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:48 PM (6gk0M) 501
What is the certain age? Are we talking 30 or 40 or what?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 11:49 PM (smD62) 502
433 I'd go with 1TBSP of chili powder for a pound of meat.
Posted by: Slapweasel definitely going in Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:49 PM (cPsPa) 503
/I should have been insulted, but really, he's a SJW beta male living off his girlfriend, will soon be unemployed and has no plans and no future. Also, I don't care what he thinks. Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 11:45 PM (FkAXz) I have once told someone "I will let my cats know you think so." Deadpan serious, then go back to ignoring them. Its awesome because i wear pointy glasses with rhinestones, but am obviously not a hipster. THEY DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK. Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at March 29, 2017 11:49 PM (YhV5r) 504
Most women immediately dismiss guys over a certain age that have never been married. It's some type of red flag on their check list.
--- Winner winner chicken dinner. As a never been married woman, I've had men ask me point blank what's wrong with me. My answer is something like "I have deep seated psychological issues that can only be resolved through years of intensive psychotherapy that unfortunately isn't covered by my current medical plan and isn't viable considering my current budget." Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 11:50 PM (FkAXz) 505
486 Most women immediately dismiss guys over a certain age that have never been married. It's some type of red flag on their check list.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 29, 2017 11:43 PM (IDPbH) Yeah... I'm screwed. Apparently spending my twenties building up a career and serving my country was a mistake. Oh well. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile/i] Oops. Guess I'm screwed too. Oh well. I'll have more time to get a few more rounds of golf in so I'll be fine. :-) Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2017 11:50 PM (MhLy8) 506
379 hey, who here knows about spicy spices? have been playing around with chili recipes and want something hot and spicy, however, would like spicy with some depth to it. simply adding peppers makes it hotter and spicier, but it is merely a veneer of spicy." -Posted by: yankeefifth The key is the seeds. Strip out the seeds from the chiles before you grind/blend. Grind the seeds separately or just toss them, and add cayanne at the end of the cook to get the right heat level. I usually just strip half of the pods of the hotter chilis and I get a decent amount of heat. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 29, 2017 11:21 PM (GgzGa) Get the big, dried Ancho, Pasilla, and Negros peppers. Cut open and remove the seeds under cool, running water. Put in a pan and just cover with water. Bring to a boil, put on a lid and turn off the heat. Let them sit for 30 minutes or so. Whirl in a blender with the water. Put this majik elixir into the chili pot. Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 29, 2017 11:50 PM (CE3NN) 507
Miley, I have baggage. More than I should. But, fuck it I'm old. Somebody can deal with it when I check out.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2017 11:44 PM (KP5rU) Ah, checked baggage. I try to limit myself to carryon. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 11:50 PM (tHwdc) 508
stupid fat fingers. Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2017 11:50 PM (MhLy8) 509
Tel Tomatoes, some anchos and chipotle peppers that i soak, in hot water cut open and pull the seeds out, and then throw them in the blender with an onion and.... here my secret ingredient... a Tablespoon of Patak's Madras Curry paste. Madras is a Cumin and Coriander curry and has heat. all the things chili needs. I have used this with Bacon pork, Pheasant and Venison chili. As well as just plain Beef. It works. try it some time if you are feeling adventurous.
Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs never thought of using curry Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:51 PM (cPsPa) 510
Oops. Guess I'm screwed too. Oh well. I'll have more time to get a few more rounds of golf in so I'll be fine. :-)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2017 11:50 PM (MhLy Yeah, I figure eventually I'll buy some land somewhere, set up a forge, buy a motorcycle, and spend my days in peace. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 11:52 PM (Tnhbr) 511
goodnight. thanks for the company
Posted by: booknlass at March 29, 2017 11:53 PM (8mO0Q) 512
>>>Most women immediately dismiss guys over a certain age that have never been married. It's some type of red flag on their check list. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 29, 2017 11:43 PM (IDPbH)<<< I pull bitches left and right. It's never been a problem for me. **phew, glad they fell for that. now back to Fire Island with Shep** Posted by: Lindsey Graham at March 29, 2017 11:53 PM (Tstsj) 513
I may try to see how adding cubbed potato's will work in chili
Posted by: Original Jake at March 29, 2017 11:53 PM (gp3sW) 514
When I see guys my age-ish or even a little older that are single and looking, I don't really register it as something wrong with him.
But, if he's still hanging with his bros, acting all douchey, then yeah, it explains a lot. Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 29, 2017 11:54 PM (smD62) 515
Get the big, dried Ancho, Pasilla, and Negros peppers. Cut open and remove the seeds under cool, running water. Put in a pan and just cover with water. Bring to a boil, put on a lid and turn off the heat. Let them sit for 30 minutes or so. Whirl in a blender with the water.
Put this majik elixir into the chili pot. Posted by: cicero Kaboom! that seems like it would be good. you are doing it under water to avoid getting the capaiscin on your hands? I started going with gloves after a bad experience a couple of weeks ago. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:54 PM (cPsPa) 516
507; Damn, Miley, you got me there. I'm not that quick anymore. Thanks for the laugh.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2017 11:54 PM (KP5rU) 517
**phew, glad they fell for that. now back to Fire Island with Shep**
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at March 29, 2017 11:53 PM (Tstsj) Are you cheating on me? DAMN THOSE RUSSIANS! Posted by: John McCCain at March 29, 2017 11:55 PM (E/ibL) Posted by: andycanuck at March 29, 2017 11:55 PM (nlbfN) 519
513 I may try to see how adding cubbed potato's will work in chili Posted by: Original Jake at March 29, 2017 11:53 PM (gp3sW) ? Why not olives? Or anchovies? Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 29, 2017 11:55 PM (CE3NN) 520
Oops. Guess I'm screwed too. Oh well. I'll have more time to get a few more rounds of golf in so I'll be fine. :-)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2017 11:50 PM (MhLy OK, this needs to be said: Rules of thumb should be completely disregarded when seeking a mate. YOU DON'T KNOW THE PERSON, so judge not the circumstances or you may end up missing out on the perfect mate for you. Get to know them a bit, find out their story. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 11:55 PM (tHwdc) 521
BTW, #518 is 3:34 minutes long.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 29, 2017 11:55 PM (nlbfN) 522
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As a never been married woman, I've had men ask me point blank what's wrong with me. My answer is something like "I have deep seated psychological issues that can only be resolved through years of intensive psychotherapy that unfortunately isn't covered by my current medical plan and isn't viable considering my current budget." Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 11:50 PM ------------- To which I reply: You might be smarter than me and that threatens my ego. Posted by: irright at March 29, 2017 11:56 PM (vqzjE) 523
I like the beans in your chili, as well. I just --was raised correctly.
The peppers mentioned earlier are more chili-type than the ones I mentioned. Listen to CBD and weft on that. Canned tomatoes are okay. I've used the diced tomatoes from a can and they were good. Otherwise, use Roma tomatoes because they're "meatier" and don't have a lot of the gelatinous goo. Dice 'em small, roast them on the grill, first, if you can. That it always good to add depth to the flavor. Shit, roast ANYTHING WITH A SKIN, put it in a bag and wait fifteen minutes. The bitter skin peels nearly clean. Peppers and tomatoes, but onions could use a good char. And don't throw away ALL of the char. It is flavor. Not that I have been doing this for years and years and years, or anything. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:56 PM (6gk0M) 524
Every time I've tried potatoes in chilli, they've just turned to an inedible mush...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 29, 2017 11:56 PM (kP16F) 525
goodnight booknlass
Posted by: concrete girl at March 29, 2017 11:57 PM (fZXYQ) 526
potato's
is because I'm in Idaho and only red potato's or russet burbanks, not that nordak stuff Posted by: Original Jake at March 29, 2017 11:57 PM (gp3sW) 527
G'Night, booknlass!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 11:57 PM (6gk0M) 528
yup potato's can turn into a thickener quick
Posted by: Original Jake at March 29, 2017 11:57 PM (gp3sW) 529
OK, this needs to be said: Rules of thumb should be completely disregarded when seeking a mate.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE PERSON, so judge not the circumstances or you may end up missing out on the perfect mate for you. Get to know them a bit, find out their story. -- LOL Miley. Seeking a mate? That's just crazy talk. /celebrating 12 years without a date. By choice. Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 11:58 PM (FkAXz) 530
that seems like it would be good. you are doing it under water to avoid getting the capaiscin on your hands? I started going with gloves after a bad experience a couple of weeks ago.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:54 PM (cPsPa) Nah. Those are actually 'fairly' mild. They can be dusty from being dried outside. Hence the washing under running water. I use gloves when processing large volumes of peppers, though. Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 29, 2017 11:58 PM (CE3NN) 531
"Shit, roast ANYTHING WITH A SKIN, put it in a bag and wait fifteen minutes. The bitter skin peels nearly clean."
Dry-cleaner bags work awesome for hobos. Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 29, 2017 11:59 PM (CE3NN) 532
The number of American breweries topped 5,000 for the first time last year, with craft beer makers accounting for 5,234 of 5,301 U.S. breweries, according to new figures from the Brewers Association.
5,134 of those are hipster microbrewers in Brooklyn who gave up being one of the 10,000 gourmet cupcake vendors Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2017 12:00 AM (AOrEZ) 533
"I may try to see how adding cubbed potato's will work in chili."
-Posted by: Original Jake at March 29, 2017 11:53 PM (gp3sW) "Cubed" and "Potatoes", Jake. Damn you Mr. Quayle! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:00 AM (6gk0M) 534
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-- that seems like it would be good. you are doing it under water to avoid getting the capaiscin on your hands? I started going with gloves after a bad experience a couple of weeks ago. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2017 11:54 PM (cPsPa) -------------- ---------- Hey, I warned you ahead of time. Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 30, 2017 12:00 AM (vqzjE) 535
To which I reply: You might be smarter than me and that threatens my ego. -- hahahaha. Usually I just get blank stares. Stares that look they come from a Raggedy Andy doll... /you must be this tall, this smart and this brave to get on the ride. There is no safety bar. Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 12:00 AM (FkAXz) 536
thanks andycanuck, and 'joy be with you'
Posted by: booknlass at March 30, 2017 12:00 AM (8mO0Q) 537
LOL Miley.
Seeking a mate? That's just crazy talk. /celebrating 12 years without a date. By choice. Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 11:58 PM (FkAXz) For anyone who is. If not you in particular, shibumi. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:01 AM (tHwdc) 538
"Dry-cleaner bags work awesome for hobos."
-Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 29, 2017 11:59 PM (CE3NN) Thread Winner. *walks away* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:01 AM (6gk0M) 539
almost time to check out. heading for sin city tomorrow. wife will hang around the pool and casino. i will be at the track. nhra baby. greatest motorsport ever. suck it nascar.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2017 12:02 AM (KP5rU) 540
It's some type of red flag on their check list.
Red flag?! If they're looking at me, I'm thinking, what the hell's wrong with her! Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2017 12:02 AM (ZIFyZ) 541
/celebrating 12 years without a date. By choice.
Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 11:58 PM (FkAXz) Well, crap. Mom never told me I had a twin sister. Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 12:02 AM (uKRys) 542
For anyone who is. If not you in particular, shibumi.
-- I know Miley. I was just having fun with you. Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 12:02 AM (FkAXz) 543
I'm just at the age that I feel like....I am wasting the best years of my sex life ya know?
I don't want to sleep around just to sleep around. But, I don't wanna wake up and be older and regret not enjoying my youth either. Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 12:02 AM (smD62) 544
406 Also.. today, in the brief moments before I hurried and turned him off, Shepard Smith said that 17 Government Agencies Confirmed that Russia Interfered in our Elections.
Did I somehow miss this? or is Shep reporting from Fantasy Island again? Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 11:27 PM (FkAXz) Just pulling this from my ass - 10 of the 17 would have no means to ascertain independently that conclusion, for example the NRO and Geospatial Agency would not be gleaning election hacking from satellite imagery. Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 30, 2017 12:02 AM (P/kVC) 545
cheap burritos from back when
flour tortillas wrapped around black beans rice fried potatos salsa guac' sour cream Posted by: Original Jake at March 30, 2017 12:02 AM (gp3sW) 546
In all my years of dicing onion, I've never teared up - at all! ... until recently, sometime this winter, now the stinging in my eyes in almost unbearable! Odd...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 30, 2017 12:03 AM (kP16F) 547
I was just watching the Amalie Motor Oil Gatornational, chavez.
I missed a lot of it, but they had at least three classes, including the rice-burning crotch-rockets. *spits* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:04 AM (6gk0M) 548
545 cheap burritos from back when flour tortillas wrapped around Ohhh, baby. Home-made tortillas, Fried taters and bacon. Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 30, 2017 12:04 AM (CE3NN) Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 12:04 AM (uKRys) 550
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-- Stares that look they come from a Raggedy Andy doll... ------ ----- Have a good look at a Raggedy Andy doll. Guy has seen things. Posted by: irright at March 30, 2017 12:05 AM (vqzjE) 551
I'm just at the age that I feel like....I am wasting the best years of my sex life ya know?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 12:02 AM (smD62) What, you're over 40? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:05 AM (tHwdc) 552
Well, crap. Mom never told me I had a twin sister.
-- So, this part-time gig I've had forever is ending, and I need to pick something else up to compensate. Actual thoughts I've been having: "What kind of job can I get where I don't have any interaction with people at all?" I'll leave the house, but as God as my witness, I really don't want to deal with people. /if only I could turn back time and become a DNA technician. Lab/sample/coat/reports....kind of sounds dreamy. Outside of the "bodily fluids" aspect. Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 12:06 AM (FkAXz) 553
547; Slap, this weekend, nitro Harleys. Fuckin awsome. Crazy. Parachutes on motorcycles.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2017 12:06 AM (KP5rU) 554
Get the big, dried Ancho, Pasilla, and Negros peppers. Cut open and remove the seeds under cool, running water. Put in a pan and just cover with water. Bring to a boil, put on a lid and turn off the heat. Let them sit for 30 minutes or so. Whirl in a blender with the water.
Put this majik elixir into the chili pot. Posted by: cicero Kaboom Someone, I say, someone could do an entire food column on the different chiles... If not to note that Pasilla is chile negro, a variety of Capsicum annuum, but not to note that Ancho is the dried version of poblano, also Capsicum annuum would make for a dull boy. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2017 12:06 AM (GgzGa) 555
"What, you're over 40?"
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:05 AM (tHwdc) LOL! She can't even be thirty, yet. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:06 AM (6gk0M) 556
As a never been married woman, I've had men ask me point blank what's wrong with me.
My answer is something like "I have deep seated psychological issues that can only be resolved through years of intensive psychotherapy that unfortunately isn't covered by my current medical plan and isn't viable considering my current budget." Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 11:50 PM ------------- To which I reply: You might be smarter than me and that threatens my ego. Posted by: irright at March 29, 2017 11:56 PM (vqzjE) when asked why I never remarried, I usually say... I have high standards... Posted by: Don Q. at March 30, 2017 12:06 AM (NgKpN) 557
549: Better than coffee. Can't wait.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2017 12:07 AM (KP5rU) 558
"Slap, this weekend, nitro Harleys. Fuckin awsome. Crazy. Parachutes on motorcycles."
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2017 12:06 AM (KP5rU) I'd watch Harleys. The Rice-Burners, not so much. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:07 AM (6gk0M) 559
"What, you're over 40?"
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:05 AM (tHwdc) LOL! She can't even be thirty, yet. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:06 AM (6gk0M) Well then, she doesn't even know her best years are ahead of her, FFS! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:07 AM (tHwdc) 560
I'm with you shibumi. Lost my job in a small office a few months go. Now you apply online for jobs. It's like I'm turning in to a hermit.
Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 12:08 AM (uKRys) Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 12:08 AM (smD62) 562
Colorado Alex.......any woman would be honored and privileged to date you
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 30, 2017 12:08 AM (CyXSj) 563
520:OK, this needs to be said: Rules of thumb should be completely disregarded when seeking a mate.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE PERSON, so judge not the circumstances or you may end up missing out on the perfect mate for you. Get to know them a bit, find out their story. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess I'm kidding!! Sort of. I can always use a few more rounds of golf in my life. :-) I never pay attention of "conventional wisdom" in regards to relationships because so much of it is wrong. I blame Oprah. Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2017 12:08 AM (MhLy8) 564
544:
i've heard that stat for some time. vague and unclear who and what is involved. what is "hacking the election"? hacking the dnc? i'd like to know what the hell people mean by "collusion". that trump and putin collaborated on hacking podesta's emails? there's no clear crime or charge, just some vague association. it's laughable to me. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 30, 2017 12:08 AM (WTSFk) 565
Cheers, booknlass.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 12:09 AM (nlbfN) Posted by: Original Jake at March 30, 2017 12:09 AM (gp3sW) 567
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-- To which I reply: You might be smarter than me and that threatens my ego. Posted by: irright at March 29, 2017 11:56 PM (vqzjE) when asked why I never remarried, I usually say... I have high standards... Posted by: Don Q. at March 30, 2017 12:06 AM ---- ---- I just say I've learned my lesson. Posted by: irright at March 30, 2017 12:09 AM (vqzjE) 568
... people intone "collaboration" in some ominous sense but nobody says what the crime is.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 30, 2017 12:10 AM (WTSFk) 569
I have a small lawn @ age 45. Most of you can not only stay on it, but you usually give me tips on how to keep it as nice as it is.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:11 AM (6gk0M) 570
Under 40. pfft. Under 50. Fuck I'm old.
Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 12:11 AM (uKRys) 571
Most women immediately dismiss guys over a certain age that have never been married. It's some type of red flag on their check list.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 29, 2017 11:43 PM (IDPbH) Sixty-seven, never married, no kids. But I own two homes, and have no debt. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 12:11 AM (WDdjT) 572
I have once told someone "I will let my cats know you think so."
Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at March 29, 2017 11:49 PM (YhV5r) Awesome, Gushka! Posted by: Emmie at March 30, 2017 12:11 AM (xVuS6) 573
when asked why I never remarried, I usually say... I have high standards.
-- Yeah, that answer usually leaves the door open a bit and gives the person the opportunity to prove that they're "good enough" for you. "Deep-seated psychological issues" is really effective at scaring away the ones that just casually interested. Plus, they have the immediate task of figuring out if I'm serious or kidding, and then coming up with an appropriate response. /btw, I'm kidding. But it's a neat little test. Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 12:12 AM (FkAXz) Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 12:12 AM (uKRys) 575
almost time to check out. heading for sin city tomorrow. wife will hang around the pool and casino. i will be at the track. nhra baby. greatest motorsport ever. suck it nascar.
Posted by: chavez the hugo --------- Ahhhh. The power of suggestion. I just detected a whiff of nitromethane...wait...and rubber smoke Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 12:12 AM (ZO497) 576
... if the republicans were hacked and lost the election, democrats like shumer and pelosi and the media would brush it off and nobody would care.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 30, 2017 12:13 AM (WTSFk) Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 12:13 AM (smD62) 578
Every time I've tried potatoes in chilli, they've just turned to an inedible mush...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki Yeah, taters are best cooked separately. I'd cast-iron pan roast them 30 min before the chili was expected. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2017 12:13 AM (GgzGa) 579
I usually say... I have high standards...
Posted by: Don Q ---------------- In some circles, that would mean that you are armed. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 12:14 AM (ZO497) 580
Sixty-seven, never married, no kids. But I own two homes, and have no debt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 12:11 AM (WDdjT) Plus, petrified wood. <sighs deeply> Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:15 AM (tHwdc) 581
Conceived US 'Lollapalooza' tours.
Never been to one. I thought they were just traveling copies of Steve Wozniack's US Festival, which was just a sad copy of Woodstock, which was just a funny end to the hippies - right when they thought the retard revolution was really starting to happen!!! Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2017 12:15 AM (zc3Db) 582
575; Hammer, you get it. I'm really old school. Our son, the lawyer, thinks it is insane. Loves it.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2017 12:15 AM (KP5rU) 583
But I own two homes, and have no debt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ------------ You keep forgetting to mention the stable of exotic vehicles. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 12:16 AM (ZO497) 584
Haha....if I can't attract the guys in my 30s, I'm not hopeful for my 40s.
dat's a bad attitude how big is you check book and your boobehs? Posted by: Original Jake at March 30, 2017 12:16 AM (gp3sW) 585
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-- Sixty-seven, never married, no kids. But I own two homes, and have no debt. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 12:11 AM ------------- -- How YOU doing?... (considers insufficient knowledge to determine AOP "gender")... (considers TWO HOMES, NO DEBT!!!) How YOU doing, sweetcheeks? Posted by: irright at March 30, 2017 12:16 AM (vqzjE) 586
Haha....if I can't attract the guys in my 30s, I'm not hopeful for my 40s.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 30, 2017 12:13 AM (smD62) I wasted my 30s on an alcoholic. I did very well in my 40s. Very.Well. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:17 AM (tHwdc) 587
Infidel, hello! You got all three of my emails with revised resumes, right? ;-)
Please, only keep the final email and resume and throw the others away. And thank you so much for the Amazon gift card! Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2017 12:18 AM (qazQh) 588
Hammer, you get it. I'm really old school. Our son, the lawyer, thinks it is insane. Loves it.
Posted by: chavez the hugo ------------- Yeah, well, I have to admit that the Top Fuel and Funny Car guys are nuts. Awesome to watch, but just plain insane. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 12:18 AM (ZO497) 589
"Yeah, taters are best cooked separately. I'd cast-iron pan roast them 30 min before the chili was expected."
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2017 12:13 AM (GgzGa) ^This^. Add them last, if you want chili with potatoes. Also, soak the potatoes in twice the volume of water so as to drain the extra moisture and starch. (sounds counter-intuitive, but it works.) Thirty minutes to an hour. Dry them on paper towels, to wick-away the moisture. Fry them in 75% oil and 25% butter and add them last. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:18 AM (6gk0M) 590
Gawd I love this place. I always get a good belly laugh.
Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 12:18 AM (uKRys) 591
Sixty-seven, never married, no kids. But I own two homes, and have no debt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 12:11 AM (WDdjT Yo! Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe's ex-wife at March 30, 2017 12:19 AM (ve0bY) 592
My neighbor just got a Ruger Precision Rifle in 6.5 Creedmore, it is very bad ass
Posted by: Original Jake at March 30, 2017 12:20 AM (gp3sW) 593
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2017 12:18 AM (qazQh)
I did. And many thanks! You made it so simple. I had to giggle about the So Cal thing. I was born and raised there. If you want to shoot over an example of a cover letter, I would be eternally grateful. Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 12:21 AM (uKRys) 594
You guys don't have a shot. I am going to shack-up with AOP because I have the Ultimate Set of Tools and I can fix anything.
...and I live in Suburban Ohio. She's a broad, right? Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:23 AM (6gk0M) 595
Plus, petrified wood.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:15 AM (tHwdc) Hey! I'm not as old as Bob Dole, yannow. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 12:23 AM (WDdjT) 596
I would have gone with a 260 Remington which is a .308 case necked down to a 6.5 boolet
Posted by: Original Jake at March 30, 2017 12:23 AM (gp3sW) 597
Albert oil,
67, married for 47 years, 3 children, 7 grandkids, own house free and clear, cabin on a lake in northern MN, 52 acres of Iowa farm land (inherited), 4 rental properties, 2 plus milliom paper assets, 2000 ounces of physical silver and 100 of gold, etc, etc. Plus seven firearms and thousand of rounds, and freeze dried food to feed 20 for six months. So what? We all make choices. I am not being critical, just not understanding your pov. And if I can stay awake, I will look for your response. Posted by: colfax mingo at March 30, 2017 12:24 AM (PX+kj) 598
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-- My neighbor just got a Ruger Precision Rifle in 6.5 Creedmore, it is very bad ass Posted by: Original Jake at March 30, 2017 12:20 AM ------------ --------- Heard good things so far. Never been around one. Want to. Posted by: irright at March 30, 2017 12:25 AM (vqzjE) 599
Hey! I'm not as old as Bob Dole, yannow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 12:23 AM (WDdjT) I've got a thing for rocks and wood. You seem to have both. Just sayin' Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:25 AM (tHwdc) 600
588; Hammer, that is for sure. But, you talk to them, they seem like normal guys. They just like danceing on the edge.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2017 12:25 AM (KP5rU) 601
429 The civil divorce you're talking about doesn't end a sacramental marriage, just the civil one.
That's the smart way to look at it and I don't know why so many Christians think it does. Posted by: MAx at March 29, 2017 11:31 PM (/RZxG) === It's the violence that ends the sacramental marriage. That or addiction, or adultery. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2017 12:26 AM (EZebt) Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 12:26 AM (uKRys) Posted by: Original Jake at March 30, 2017 12:27 AM (gp3sW) 604
Seven isn't very many.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:28 AM (tHwdc) 605
604; nope.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2017 12:28 AM (KP5rU) 606
579 I usually say... I have high standards...
Posted by: Don Q ---------------- In some circles, that would mean that you are armed. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 12:14 AM (ZO497) And depending on the neighborhood I'm in, they may very well be correct... Posted by: Don Q. at March 30, 2017 12:29 AM (NgKpN) 607
So what? We all make choices. I am not being critical, just not understanding your pov. And if I can stay awake, I will look for your response.
Posted by: colfax mingo at March 30, 2017 12:24 AM (PX+kj) I was responding to whoever it was above who was talking about women who "write off" never-married men above a certain age. Just making a point that those who do that are denying themselves some good opportunities. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 12:29 AM (WDdjT) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:29 AM (6gk0M) 609
...not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:30 AM (6gk0M) 610
when asked why I never remarried, I usually say... I have high standards...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 30, 2017 12:06 AM ---- ---- I just say I've learned my lesson. Posted by: irright at March 30, 2017 12:09 AM (vqzjE) Marriage is a GREAT Institution... but who want' to get institutionalized? Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield, from Heaven at March 30, 2017 12:30 AM (NgKpN) 611
nite all. be well. maybe check in sunday.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 30, 2017 12:30 AM (KP5rU) 612
Most women immediately dismiss guys over a certain age that have never been married. It's some type of red flag on their check list.
=== Yeah, even before you can answer truthfully that the last woman you loved died 20 years ago, just before you would be married. Cancer. Knew each other since 4th grade. Red flags, snap decisions, women. A guy can't get a word in before their minds are made up. Not that women listen anyway. Posted by: Sgt Pepper Lonely Hearts Club Band at March 30, 2017 12:31 AM (uz/Pv) 613
G'Night, chavez!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:31 AM (6gk0M) 614
I would have gone with a 260 Remington which is a .308 case necked down to a 6.5 boolet
Posted by: Original Jake ------------- I've never bothered to look into it, but does anyone sell as a stock item a AR in .243? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 12:31 AM (ZO497) 615
I was responding to whoever it was above who was
talking about women who "write off" never-married men above a certain age. Just making a point that those who do that are denying themselves some good opportunities. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 12:29 AM (WDdjT) Don't forget the rocks, wood, and oils. Did I mentions the oils? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:31 AM (tHwdc) 616
Seven isn't very many.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:28 AM (tHwdc) it's an inside joke my kids all had an AR and a suppressor before they were born I've hit a 2ft x 2ft target at 540 yards with a .22 Posted by: Original Jake at March 30, 2017 12:31 AM (gp3sW) 617
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-- Posted by: colfax mingo at March 30, 2017 12:24 AM --------- --------- I'm guessing you misunderstood the conversation. As far as I know, everyone was being light and friendly. Posted by: irright at March 30, 2017 12:32 AM (vqzjE) 618
67, married for 47 years, 3 children, 7 grandkids, own house free and clear, cabin on a lake in northern MN, 52 acres of Iowa farm land (inherited), 4 rental properties, 2 plus milliom paper assets, 2000 ounces of physical silver and 100 of gold, etc, etc. Plus seven firearms and thousand of rounds, and freeze dried food to feed 20 for six months.
Posted by: colfax mingo at March 30, 2017 12:24 AM (PX+kj) Well, Bully for you\ Posted by: gNewt at March 30, 2017 12:32 AM (A4DFu) 619
"Don't forget the rocks, wood, and oils.
Did I mentions the oils?" -Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:31 AM (tHwdc) She like the oils. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:32 AM (6gk0M) 620
Seven isn't very many.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess --------------- It's a LOT more than none. Which is what I have. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 12:33 AM (ZO497) 621
Don't forget the rocks, wood, and oils.
Did I mentions the oils? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:31 AM (tHwdc) No fur oil, though. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 12:34 AM (WDdjT) 622
like the beans in your chili, as well. I just --was raised correctly.
The peppers mentioned earlier are more chili-type than the ones I mentioned. Listen to CBD and weft on that. Canned tomatoes are okay. I've used the diced tomatoes from a can and they were good. Otherwise, use Roma tomatoes because they're "meatier" and don't have a lot of the gelatinous goo. Dice 'em small, roast them on the grill, first, if you can. That it always good to add depth to the flavor. Shit, roast ANYTHING WITH A SKIN, put it in a bag and wait fifteen minutes. The bitter skin peels nearly clean. Peppers and tomatoes, but onions could use a good char. And don't throw away ALL of the char. It is flavor. Not that I have been doing this for years and years and years, or anything. Posted by: Slapweasel yeesh, that seems like a lot of work. how many do you have to roast when you make a batch? Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2017 12:34 AM (cPsPa) 623
I can't imagine not being married... Well, actually I can, and I see myself dead or in jail!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 30, 2017 12:34 AM (kP16F) 624
Original Jake,
They already know where to find me. Life long NRA member for 40 years. They know, they know. So if you know they know and you fear they know what do you do? Shiver in fear or just live your life cocked and locked? I stay cocked and locked. YMMD. All they can do is kill you, and if they decide they must kill you they will kill not just you but everyone associated with you and your dogs and cats. I will not change how I live and what I believe period. Posted by: colfax mingo at March 30, 2017 12:34 AM (PX+kj) 625
It's a LOT more than none. Which is what I have.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 12:33 AM (ZO497) I'm just getting started :-) Plus, I have a canoe. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:35 AM (tHwdc) 626
I had Clara Bow before I became John Wayne. She was no pilgrim!
Posted by: Marian Morrison at March 30, 2017 12:36 AM (96D73) 627
"Colfax" has been chided and repudiated. He normally doesn't come-across as a jerk.
I, however don't mind acting like a jerk. Because I don't have two houses and children. I'd sob, but that's just not me. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:36 AM (6gk0M) 628
No fur oil, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 12:34 AM (WDdjT) That's not what it would be used for. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:36 AM (tHwdc) 629
Plus, I have a canoe.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess --------------- Me too...which is why I don't have any guns. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 12:36 AM (ZO497) 630
Infidel, I will also email this to you. But here's the basic cover letter I've been sending and getting responses to.
* * * * * Dear Sir or Madam, Please consider this email message as my cover letter to apply for the (exact title specified in advertisement) job which your (area of expertise) law firm in (city) advertised today, (today's date), 2017, at (site where you found the ad). My resume is attached so that you may review my history and qualifications. I believe I would be an especially good fit for this opportunity, given the wide array of experience I have attained and advanced skills I have demonstrated throughout my career in the legal arena. As indicated on my resume, I have over (number) years of experience providing a full range of law office administration support, heavy word processing, document preparation, billing/tracking, client service (both in person and over the phone), and many other professional services. I have extensive experience using Microsoft Word, Outlook, WordPerfect, QuickBooks, and TimeSlips. I am also self-motivated, proficient with multi-tasking and organizational tasks, an excellent problem solver, have excellent timelining and time-budgeting skills, can work well both independently or as part of a team, and have demonstrated professionalism, dependability, efficiency, adaptability, accuracy, quick turnaround, great flexibility, and initiative in all of my previous positions. Please feel free to contact me at your convenience for more information. Thank you in advance for your consideration, and I look forward to hearing from you and learning more about your firm and this position. Very truly yours, (your name here) (987) 654-3210 myemailaddy@mydomain.com Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2017 12:37 AM (qazQh) 631
I've never bothered to look into it, but does anyone sell as a stock item a AR in .243?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 12:31 AM (ZO497) I think so. they are not numerous Armalite had one I think I have been out of the gun game for several years though Posted by: Original Jake at March 30, 2017 12:37 AM (gp3sW) 632
629 Plus, I have a canoe.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess --------------- Me too...which is why I don't have any guns. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 12:36 AM (ZO497) Yep... there I was, on my Stand Up Paddle Board.... Duck Hunting... when.... Posted by: Don Q. at March 30, 2017 12:37 AM (NgKpN) 633
I, however don't mind acting like a jerk.
Because I don't have two houses and children. I'd sob, but that's just not me. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:36 AM (6gk0M) Less cleaning, less complaining, fewer Kleenex. What's not to like? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:38 AM (tHwdc) 634
I have been out of the gun game for several years though
Posted by: Original Jake ---------------- Smart man. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 12:38 AM (eeTCA) 635
Ok, I am sleepy and need to snuggle up with my sweet thing. Never intended to insult anyone. I often get touchy as I grow older in a country gone crazy.
Posted by: colfax mingo at March 30, 2017 12:38 AM (PX+kj) 636
You guys don't have a shot. I am going to shack-up with AOP because I have the Ultimate Set of Tools and I can fix anything.
...and I live in Suburban Ohio. She's a broad, right? Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:23 I'm thinking this isn't gonna work out Slap, pay attention! LOL Posted by: Farmer at March 30, 2017 12:38 AM (o/90i) 637
Okay, now you're "On The Edge", Colfax.
Ease-up and we won't approach you, because your skin seems burned and you are a bit touchy. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:38 AM (6gk0M) 638
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-- I stay cocked and locked. YMMD. All they can do is kill you, and if they decide they must kill you they will kill not just you but everyone associated with you and your dogs and cats. I will not change how I live and what I believe period. Posted by: colfax mingo at March 30, 2017 12:34 AM ------------- ------- Not asking you to, at all. By the way, apropos to nothing, I find the decaf to be just as flavorful. Posted by: irright at March 30, 2017 12:39 AM (vqzjE) 639
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:36 AM (tHwdc)
You finish that second pron read yet? Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 12:39 AM (uKRys) 640
"I'm thinking this isn't gonna work out Slap, pay attention! LOL"
-Posted by: Farmer at March 30, 2017 12:38 AM (o/90i) Yeah. I was being silly. Thanks for laughing, Amigo! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:40 AM (6gk0M) 641
Yep... there I was, on my Stand Up Paddle Board.... Duck Hunting... when....
Posted by: Don Q ------------- I've related here how a local woman on a stand-up board was attacked by a rabid beaver. Just goes to show, carry is a good idea without regard to the circumstance. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 12:40 AM (eeTCA) 642
Ok, I am sleepy and need to snuggle up with my sweet thing. Never intended to insult anyone. I often get touchy as I grow older in a country gone crazy.
Posted by: colfax mingo at March 30, 2017 12:38 AM (PX+kj) Night, colfax. You are A-OK in my book. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 12:40 AM (WDdjT) 643
I will not change how I live and what I believe period.
Posted by: colfax mingo at March 30, 2017 12:34 AM (PX+kj) the white painted rocks are all 300 yards from the house orange painted rocks are 400 yards Posted by: Original Jake at March 30, 2017 12:40 AM (gp3sW) 644
Roger That, Colfax. Taken as intended. No harm, No foul!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:40 AM (6gk0M) 645
G'Night, colfax!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:41 AM (6gk0M) 646
WHOOOOO ARE YOU
HOO OOH HOO OOHH! Posted by: Roger Daltrey at March 30, 2017 12:41 AM (JZdsf) 647
Colorado Alex.......any woman would be honored and privileged to date you
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 30, 2017 12:08 AM (CyXSj) Westminster, thank you It's frustrating out here, because so many profiles read, "Trump voters need not apply". Nice to know ahead of time, I guess. I'm in a weird spot. I'm too old for the twenty-something swing dancers, and too young for the forty-something tango dancers. And there aren't a whole lot of available women in their mid thirties. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 30, 2017 12:42 AM (Tnhbr) 648
You finish that second pron read yet?
Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 12:39 AM (uKRys) Halfway through Book 2. The corrupted report their subsequent adventures. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:42 AM (tHwdc) 649
"By the way, apropos to nothing, I find the decaf to be just as flavorful."
-Posted by: irright at March 30, 2017 12:39 AM (vqzjE) Quality Lie, given the situation. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:42 AM (6gk0M) 650
WHOOOOO ARE YOU
HOO OOH HOO OOHH! Posted by: Roger Daltrey -------------- Just a boy, giving it all away. Posted by: Leo Sayer at March 30, 2017 12:43 AM (ZO497) 651
Halfway through Book 2. The corrupted report their subsequent adventures.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess books on tape? Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2017 12:43 AM (cPsPa) 652
566 pffft
you punks who are under 40 lawn, get off it Posted by: Original Jake at March 30, 2017 12:09 AM (gp3sW) There are people under 40 here? Am I in the wrong room? Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 30, 2017 12:43 AM (TdMsT) 653
Halfway through Book 2. The corrupted report their subsequent adventures.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:42 AM (tHwdc) Are you being paid for this? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 12:43 AM (WDdjT) 654
There are people under 40 here? Am I in the wrong room?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian ----------- There are a few. I wish there were more. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 12:44 AM (ZO497) 655
books on tape?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2017 12:43 AM (cPsPa) .pdf. Private Reserve, from the author himself. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:45 AM (tHwdc) 656
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2017 12:37 AM
I've not been in the job market for many yrs, but it appears to me you are over selling yourself. I do hire and that seems like a bit much. Just trying to help. Good luck. Posted by: Farmer at March 30, 2017 12:45 AM (o/90i) Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 12:46 AM (aMlLZ) 658
And there aren't a whole lot of available women in their mid thirties.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 30, 2017 12:42 AM (Tnhbr) this is probably true I know 2, both divorced Posted by: Original Jake at March 30, 2017 12:46 AM (gp3sW) 659
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-- There are people under 40 here? Am I in the wrong room? Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 30, 2017 12:43 AM ------ ---- I have underwear older than that. OK, that's not strictly true, but I have underwear that could vote. Posted by: irright at March 30, 2017 12:46 AM (vqzjE) 660
48 I love "Jane Says". The rest of the album was okay, but that tune was excellent.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 10:04 PM (6gk0M) ++++ Not everyone can make a song about a hooker trying to kick heroin addiction work, but those guys pulled it off nicely. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 30, 2017 12:47 AM (R+30W) 661
Are you being paid for this?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 12:43 AM (WDdjT) No, it was supposed to be for my benefit, but it's the least I can do. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:48 AM (tHwdc) 662
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-- Quality Lie, given the situation. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:42 AM ---------------- ----- I assumed some leeway. Posted by: irright at March 30, 2017 12:48 AM (vqzjE) 663
There are people under 40 here? Am I in the wrong room?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian Tea, wine, beer, whisky or some other adult beverage? I'm buying. Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 12:48 AM (uKRys) 664
this is probably true
I know 2, both divorced Posted by: Original Jake at March 30, 2017 12:46 AM (gp3sW) Yup. The ones available either have some glaring reason why they didn't marry (careerists, personalities) or had marriages that fell apart fairly quickly. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 30, 2017 12:48 AM (Tnhbr) 665
I had the first jane' addiction on vinyl, gave away after I went to cd's
Posted by: Original Jake at March 30, 2017 12:49 AM (gp3sW) Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:49 AM (tHwdc) 667
hey, QDP, you did not post your phone number did you?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2017 12:49 AM (cPsPa) 668
Farmer, thanks and understood.
Yeah, it's a bit much but I have also found that a very short, kind of generic cover letter doesn't get much in the way of responses. At this point I personally would rather share too much than too little. Having said that... I sometimes (okay, most of the time) prune it as necessary. And I'm always finding a more succinct way of phrasing something in the letter. I imagine Infidel will do so as well. My hunch is that you should send a relatively short cover letter if the job advertisement itself is short, and you sould send a relatively long one if the adveritsement itself is long. Anyway, thanks yet again for the feedback. I don't want to come off like a used car salesman. :-) Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2017 12:50 AM (qazQh) Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 30, 2017 12:50 AM (TdMsT) 670
There are only a few posters that I know are under forty.
Vic ain't one of 'em. *chortle* That old chestnut! *snorts* When Vic heard the word "plumbing", he thought we were going to pick fruit. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:50 AM (6gk0M) 671
Not everyone can make a song about a hooker trying to kick heroin addiction work, but those guys pulled it off nicely.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous --------------- Didn't work out for Baby Jane. Posted by: Leon Russell at March 30, 2017 12:50 AM (ZO497) 672
am also self-motivated, proficient with multi-tasking and organizational tasks, an excellent problem solver, have excellent timelining and time-budgeting skills, can work well both independently or as part of a team, and have demonstrated professionalism, dependability, efficiency, adaptability, accuracy, quick turnaround, great flexibility, and initiative in all of my previous positions.
÷ Dear Sir, I"m sorry, we are seeking a Team Leader with 5 years experience teaching a software package that was released 1 year ago... Posted by: Jr HR Assitant to the Dept Sec of HR at March 30, 2017 12:50 AM (uz/Pv) Posted by: irright at March 30, 2017 12:50 AM (vqzjE) Posted by: Original Jake at March 30, 2017 12:50 AM (gp3sW) 675
>>>There are people under 40 here? Am I in the wrong room?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian ----------- There are a few. I wish there were more. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 12:44 AM (ZO497)<<< **raises Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 30, 2017 12:50 AM (Tstsj) 676
"Not everyone can make a song about a hooker trying to kick heroin addiction work, but those guys pulled it off nicely."
-Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 30, 2017 12:47 AM (R+30W) Right? Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:51 AM (6gk0M) 677
I hope you crossed yourself.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 30, 2017 12:50 AM (TdMsT) I sprinkled holy water on my keyboard. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:51 AM (tHwdc) 678
**raises hand flipper**
Posted by: an indifferent penguin ---------------- Yeah, well, that is encouraging. I'd like to know that there are people in the 30 to 50 group who have conservative instincts. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 12:52 AM (ZO497) 679
406 The Department of Agriculture Report was particularly damning, as was The Russians ordering Trump to ban the poor LGBTQRSTUVWXYZs from the Census.
Posted by: richard mcenroe at March 30, 2017 12:52 AM (yqOhE) 680
663 There are people under 40 here? Am I in the wrong room? Posted by: Ladylibertarian Tea, wine, beer, whisky or some other adult beverage? I'm buying. Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 12:48 AM (uKRys) I thought you would never ask! Unsweetened iced tea with plenty of ice! Many thanks. Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 30, 2017 12:52 AM (TdMsT) 681
out- bingo fuel
Posted by: Original Jake at March 30, 2017 12:52 AM (gp3sW) 682
In other news, I went out to a tango class tonight on a lark. No one else showed up, so the owner gave me a discount on a private lesson and I got complements from the instructors. My dancing was very clean and precise, according to them.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 30, 2017 12:52 AM (Tnhbr) 683
Anyway, thanks yet again for the feedback. I don't want to come off like a used car salesman. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2017 12:50 AM (qazQh) Heh. I am a horrible salesman. Your suggestions are a welcome boost. It can always be modified. Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 12:53 AM (uKRys) Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:53 AM (tHwdc) 685
"Ok, I see pissing contests over land, some book shit... and a canoe.
Did I get that right?" -Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 12:46 AM (aMlLZ) Close. Welcome back to ONT Tonight! Tell the audience what you do for a living... Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:54 AM (6gk0M) Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 12:55 AM (uKRys) Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 12:55 AM (WDdjT) 688
I can't imagine not being married... Well, actually I can, and I see myself dead or in jail!
--- so, basically the same thing as being married... gotta agree with that. a man is not complete until he's finished: then, he's married. Posted by: redc1c4 at March 30, 2017 12:55 AM (zScde) 689
And there aren't a whole lot of available women in their mid thirties.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 30, 2017 12:42 AM (Tnhbr) I tried to set you up with my stepdaughter. Posted by: Emmie at March 30, 2017 12:56 AM (xVuS6) 690
Le Diable.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:56 AM (6gk0M) 691
675 >>>There are people under 40 here? Am I in the wrong room?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian ----------- There are a few. I wish there were more. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 12:44 AM (ZO497) **raises hand flipper** Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 30, 2017 12:50 AM (Tstsj) Awwww--only joking! It warms the cockles of my heart to hear from younger folk who have managed to escape the brainwashing of the left. In fact, these wise youngsters amaze me! Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 30, 2017 12:56 AM (TdMsT) 692
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----- There are people under 40 here? Am I in the wrong room? Posted by: Ladylibertarian ------------ --------- Do you mean age or waist size?... oh, wait .. Damn it. Makes no difference. Posted by: irright at March 30, 2017 12:57 AM (vqzjE) 693
I tried to set you up with my stepdaughter.
Posted by: Emmie at March 30, 2017 12:56 AM (xVuS6) I thought your stepdaughter lived in Chicago? Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 30, 2017 12:58 AM (Tnhbr) 694
686 Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 30, 2017 12:52 AM (TdMsT)
Open fuel ports, incoming . . . Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 12:55 AM (uKRys) Beep beep beep. Back up th truck. Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 30, 2017 12:58 AM (TdMsT) 695
Nope, not my email or phone in the sample cover letter above. Thanks for reminding me to double check, guys.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2017 12:59 AM (qazQh) 696
An influx of "kids" would be beneficial to Conservatism.
...said the speaker, whose speech had become boring, rote non-wisdom. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 12:59 AM (6gk0M) 697
Nope, not my email or phone in the sample cover letter above. Thanks for reminding me to double check, guys.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March well, whoever is answering the phone you put in your cl says you owe her money. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2017 12:59 AM (cPsPa) 698
Porn on a .pdf?
Pretty darn filthy? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 12:55 AM (WDdjT) It's well-written, not particularly smutty. The ladies' needs are well-attended to. It's respectful as porn goes. It just makes me sad. Sex without love just isn't for me. But it was a kind gesture from another widowed person who knows it's been a long time for me and thought I might enjoy it. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 01:00 AM (tHwdc) 699
I've never bothered to look into it, but does anyone sell as a stock item a AR in .243?
--- Bing is your friend... lots of options Posted by: redc1c4 at March 30, 2017 01:00 AM (zScde) 700
y5, someone *actually* has the phone number (987) 654-3210? Hmm.
Guess I should have put (000) 867-5309. Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2017 01:00 AM (qazQh) 701
I have underwear older than that. OK, that's not strictly true, but I have underwear that could vote.
Posted by: irright at March 30, 2017 12:46 I think I still have some clothes that Mom wrote my name in back when I went to college in 1973. LOL Now the red, white and blue bellbottoms from that era should be worth some money, yeah? Posted by: Farmer at March 30, 2017 01:01 AM (o/90i) 702
My kids, (daughter and SIL) and grandson are conservative. Warms my heart.
Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 01:01 AM (uKRys) 703
Sure, qdpsteve, now tell us it's not a real number (for you at least) after I email Ace to redact the phone number!
Maybe stick to the (555) 123-4567 TV thing from now on instead? Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 01:01 AM (nlbfN) 704
andycanuck, oops, good point. Sorry.
MisHum, if you want to redact (or just change it to all zeroes), that's fine. Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2017 01:02 AM (qazQh) 705
I thought your stepdaughter lived in Chicago?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 30, 2017 12:58 AM (Tnhbr) Yes. Actually, I wasn't sure how I could finagle it. Plus, you would have had to convert her. But you were my last hope for rescuing her from that totalitarian statist. Okay, back to reality. Posted by: Emmie at March 30, 2017 01:02 AM (xVuS6) 706
Wiki says the 987 area code is *not* used.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2017 01:03 AM (qazQh) 707
I Binged the number and there are several hits for it including some scam being run using it!
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 01:03 AM (nlbfN) 708
Yes. Actually, I wasn't sure how I could finagle it. Plus, you would have had to convert her. But you were my last hope for rescuing her from that totalitarian statist.
Okay, back to reality. Posted by: Emmie at March 30, 2017 01:02 AM (xVuS6) Heh, sorry I couldn't rescue her. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 30, 2017 01:03 AM (Tnhbr) Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 01:04 AM (uKRys) 710
Maybe fraudsters use (987) if it's not a valid area code?
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 01:05 AM (nlbfN) 711
Guess I should have put (000) 867-5309.
*wipes chin off* Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 01:04 AM (uKRys) Years ago a fellow LT caught me walking down the hall and absentmindedly asked me for my phone number for the contact sheet he was putting together. I told him, "867-5309" and he wrote it down and walked away. I stood there waiting for him to say something but he didn't. A couple days later as I'm leaving the office he's walking in and says to me, "Alex, that number you gave me didn't work." "Which number was that?" "867530-I hate you." Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 30, 2017 01:06 AM (Tnhbr) 712
Actual thoughts I've been having: "What kind of job can I get where I don't have any interaction with people at all?"
I'll leave the house, but as God as my witness, I really don't want to deal with people. /if only I could turn back time and become a DNA technician. Lab/sample/coat/reports....kind of sounds dreamy. Outside of the "bodily fluids" aspect. Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2017 12:06 AM (FkAXz) That's one of the reasons I wanted to get to a point where I could trade full time. No bosses, coworkers, customers, vendors, nothing. Just me and maybe a couple partners. Posted by: Country Boy at March 30, 2017 01:07 AM (D2vc1) 713
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-- Now the red, white and blue bellbottoms from that era should be worth some money, yeah? Posted by: Farmer at March 30, 2017 01:01 AM --------- ---- I would think so. You've got a couple years on me, though. What were those multi-colored strips, about 2 inches wide, that moms sewed on the hems of your jeans to make them last longer as your legs grew? Posted by: irright at March 30, 2017 01:07 AM (vqzjE) 714
Yup, well back to the porno. Less than 100 pages to go.
I'll be back later. I can only handle so much. Yeah, that's what she said. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 01:07 AM (tHwdc) 715
Infidel and Colorado Alex, LOL. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2017 01:07 AM (qazQh) 716
y5, someone *actually* has the phone number (987) 654-3210? Hmm.
Guess I should have put (000) 867-5309. Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2017 01:00 AM (qazQh) You should have used: 1-800-FU1CKYO!!!! People love being given that number. It shows that you care. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2017 01:08 AM (zc3Db) 717
Evenin' everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2017 01:09 AM (IcT7t) 718
"867530-I hate you." Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 30, 2017 01:06 AM (Tnhbr) You lived, that is the important thing. Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 01:09 AM (uKRys) 719
244-3425.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 30, 2017 01:09 AM (Tnhbr) 720
I think I still have some clothes that Mom wrote my name in back when I went to college in 1973. LOL
--------------- Pfft. I still have my potty-training seat. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 01:10 AM (ZO497) 721
Maybe fraudsters use (987) if it's not a valid area code?
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 01:05 AM (nlbfN) Heh. I had a robo-call from some scammer on my cell phone a few days ago, but I deleted it. If I hadn't, I'd give that to Steve to put in his post. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 01:10 AM (WDdjT) 722
It shows that you care.
And that you're WTF! Winning The Future! (Especially if you have a Chinese lady saying the number in Spanish.) Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 01:10 AM (nlbfN) Posted by: Farmer at March 30, 2017 01:10 AM (o/90i) 724
I can't imagine not being married... Well, actually I can, and I see myself dead or in jail!
--- so, basically the same thing as being married... gotta agree with that. a man is not complete until he's finished: then, he's married. Posted by: redc1c4 at March 30, 2017 12:55 AM (zScde) Yeah no shit. Its why I got married. I needed a safety valve to be there if I went too far Viking. I saw a lot of musicians destroy themselves in the fast lane. I needed someone to tap me on the shoulder when I got too close to the line and say "hey asshole, back to earth". Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 01:11 AM (aMlLZ) 725
We had four of the "we're from Microsoft and a virus has infected you computer" calls tonight although I cut them off at the "we're from MS" part. I didn't reply to the fourth caller at all until he hung up on me so I'm hoping that will stop them from calling as it wastes their time.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 01:13 AM (nlbfN) 726
Two things have saved me from myself. The United States Army, and Mrs. Hammer. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 01:13 AM (ZO497) 727
We had four of the "we're from Microsoft and a virus has infected you computer" calls tonight although I cut them off at the "we're from MS" part. I didn't reply to the fourth caller at all until he hung up on me so I'm hoping that will stop them from calling as it wastes their time.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 01:13 AM (nlbfN) That same bullshit came up in my PC a few days ago. No idea what the hell it was, I just hard booted it and it went away, but is that the end of it...no clue. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 01:14 AM (aMlLZ) 728
I wish I has a Mrs. Slapweasel. As I get older, I don't yearn for children, but I would like a "teammate".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:15 AM (6gk0M) Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at March 30, 2017 01:15 AM (S6Pax) 730
And that you're WTF! Winning The Future! (Especially if you have a Chinese lady saying the number in Spanish.)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 01:10 AM (nlbfN) LOL. That "WTF" slogan was really something. You just can't make this shit up! Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2017 01:15 AM (zc3Db) 731
We had four of the "we're from Microsoft and a virus has infected you computer" calls tonight although I cut them off at the "we're from MS" part. I didn't reply to the fourth caller at all until he hung up on me so I'm hoping that will stop them from calling as it wastes their time.
Posted by: andycanuck ------------- Explain that you are a Microsoft employee yourself, then ask which office they are located in, and what their employee number is. That way, they will hang up on you. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2017 01:15 AM (ZO497) 732
G'Night, Farmer!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:15 AM (6gk0M) 733
We had four of the "we're from Microsoft and a virus has infected you computer" calls tonight although I cut them off at the "we're from MS" part. I didn't reply to the fourth caller at all until he hung up on me so I'm hoping that will stop them from calling as it wastes their time.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 01:13 AM (nlbfN) I should really keep a record of all the scam/spam phone calls, and when one of those comes in, say, "no, I don't need your services, but my friend Achmed really, really does. His number is ...." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 01:16 AM (WDdjT) 734
*had*, even
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:16 AM (6gk0M) Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2017 01:16 AM (IcT7t) 736
"I should really keep a record of all the scam/spam phone calls, and when one of those comes in, say, "no, I don't need your services, but my friend Achmed really, really does. His number is ....""
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 01:16 AM (WDdjT) 1-800-GOAT FUKR Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:17 AM (6gk0M) 737
Yeah, I shoe-horned that one.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:17 AM (6gk0M) 738
Years ago a fellow LT caught me walking down the hall and absentmindedly
asked me for my phone number for the contact sheet he was putting together. --- you were an oissifer? delete my number and forget we ever were in touch. Posted by: redc1c4 at March 30, 2017 01:18 AM (zScde) 739
who wants sex with love? sex with hate is much better.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2017 01:18 AM (cPsPa) 740
That's it for me tonight. See you tomorrow unless the Ewok bans me for disturbing his rare slumbers over #630.
If so, remember me as I used to be and not what I am now. Hail and farewell. Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 01:18 AM (nlbfN) 741
G'Night, andycanuck!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:19 AM (6gk0M) 742
We had four of the "we're from Microsoft and a virus
has infected you computer" calls tonight although I cut them off at the "we're from MS" part. I didn't reply to the fourth caller at all until he hung up on me so I'm hoping that will stop them from calling as it wastes their time. Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 01:13 AM (nlbfN) Gah. I was getting those on my landline. Some Paki towelhead telling me they helped me with my Norton softwear and I needed an update. I have never used Norton. They haven't called back since I, well, we will just leave it at that. Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 01:19 AM (uKRys) 743
who wants sex with love? sex with hate is much better.
I like sex with a woman, but to each their own. Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2017 01:19 AM (IcT7t) 744
I wish I has a Mrs. Slapweasel. As I get older, I don't yearn for children, but I would like a "teammate".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:15 AM (6gk0M) I don't have kids, but having a teammate isn't a bad thing. I didn't get married until my late 20's. Did the single thing long enough. Yeah being single was fun, but again, I needed a little bit of a chaperone so I didn't go off the deep end. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 01:22 AM (aMlLZ) 745
who wants sex with love? sex with hate is much better.
I like sex with a woman, but to each their own. --- it's been so long since i've had sex i forget who gets tied up. /typical Posted by: redc1c4 at March 30, 2017 01:23 AM (zScde) 746
I still remember Orson Welles more from his work with ManOWar than anything else.
Defender: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AMi-vCfAWw When you are old enough to read these words, their meaning will unfold. ...though we've never met, My Only Son. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:24 AM (6gk0M) 747
"I don't have kids, but having a teammate isn't a bad thing. I didn't get married until my late 20's. Did the single thing long enough. Yeah being single was fun, but again, I needed a little bit of a chaperone so I didn't go off the deep end."
-Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 01:22 AM (aMlLZ) Oh, I totally Get that. I fear the Deep End, as I swim my ass off! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:25 AM (6gk0M) Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2017 01:26 AM (uKRys) 749
This fucking song is brilliant.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:26 AM (6gk0M) 750
G'Night, Infidel!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:27 AM (6gk0M) Posted by: redc1c4 at March 30, 2017 01:27 AM (zScde) 752
Seven isn't very many.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 12:28 AM (tHwdc) Dude is bringing the Horde's average down. /s Posted by: Country Boy at March 30, 2017 01:29 AM (D2vc1) 753
who wants sex with love? sex with hate is much better.
I like sex with a woman, but to each their own. Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2017 01:19 AM (IcT7t) I think he's talking angry sex, and with women....and oh hell yeah. You see, that would have been my downfall. Unleash big wattage on stage, get tweaked, and have angry sex with some drunken chick. Sounds great on paper...well, in practice actually too, but after a while it wouldn't have ended well. That's exactly why I got married. I'm no good on my own. lol Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 01:29 AM (aMlLZ) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:29 AM (6gk0M) 755
671 Not everyone can make a song about a hooker trying to kick heroin addiction work, but those guys pulled it off nicely.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous --------------- Didn't work out for Baby Jane. Posted by: Leon Russell at March 30, 2017 12:50 AM (ZO497) ++++ I didn't get the reference, so I looked it up. Holy fuck, Batman! What an awful song. From this point forward, I will look back with a wistful memory of the past where I was ignorant of that gawdawful cacophony of aural abuse. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 30, 2017 01:29 AM (R+30W) 756
I wish I has a Mrs. Slapweasel. As I get older, I don't yearn for children, but I would like a "teammate".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:15 AM (6gk0M) Someone who has your back. Absolutely. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 01:29 AM (tHwdc) 757
I'ma listen to that again.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:30 AM (6gk0M) 758
you were an oissifer?
delete my number and forget we ever were in touch. Posted by: redc1c4 at March 30, 2017 01:18 AM (zScde) Even worse, an intel oissifer. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 30, 2017 01:31 AM (Tnhbr) 759
"Someone who has your back. Absolutely."
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 01:29 AM (tHwdc) Someone who catches my weaknesses and we have fun about it. Damn Skippy. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:31 AM (6gk0M) 760
Just watched Crowder. This guest was great. Roaming Millennial
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLUrVTVTA3PnUFpYvpfMcpg Posted by: OXY Moron at March 30, 2017 01:34 AM (hYjJg) 761
Someone who has your back. Absolutely.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 01:29 AM (tHwdc) That is it in a nutshell. Sooo important that your better half has that attitude. There is no way I could do what I do without a woman with that attitude. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 01:34 AM (aMlLZ) 762
Someone who catches my weaknesses and we have fun about it.
Damn Skippy. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:31 AM (6gk0M) Eminently doable, Slap. Too bad I'm too old for you. Of course, you've never get a word in edgewise. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 01:34 AM (tHwdc) 763
I made fun of ManOWar, but this shit is my youth and it is indelible.
Orson Welles in the background is just superior to your music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AMi-vCfAWw Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:35 AM (6gk0M) 764
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 30, 2017 01:18 AM (zScde)
Even worse, an intel oissifer. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 30, 2017 01:31 AM (Tnhbr) --- never mind: that we can safely ignore on the grounds of humor. Posted by: redc1c4 at March 30, 2017 01:35 AM (zScde) Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2017 01:35 AM (IcT7t) Posted by: redc1c4 at March 30, 2017 01:37 AM (zScde) 767
"Eminently doable, Slap. Too bad I'm too old for you.
Of course, you've never get a word in edgewise." -Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 01:34 AM (tHwdc) Yeah. You're a Grandma. ...and I think you know that I don't mind not getting a word in, edgewise. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:37 AM (6gk0M) 768
LOL Blanco!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 01:37 AM (tHwdc) 769
Grandma... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:37 AM (6gk0M) 770
I just need a "teammate".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:39 AM (6gk0M) 771
I made fun of ManOWar, but this shit is my youth and it is indelible.
Orson Welles in the background is just superior to your music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AMi-vCfAWw Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:35 AM (6gk0M) That is a frigging fun one to play. One of my old bass players bought an 8 string bass just to do that song. We were the only Manowar heads in that band, so he got it just for me and him to jam manowar seeing the 8 string was used in a lot on other stuff too. Death to false metal! Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 01:39 AM (aMlLZ) 772
Yeah no shit. Its why I got married. I needed a safety valve to be there if I went too far Viking. I saw a lot of musicians destroy themselves in the fast lane. I needed someone to tap me on the shoulder when I got too close to the line and say "hey asshole, back to earth".
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 01:11 AM (aMlLZ) Now that, right there, is love to build upon. She lets you fart in bed too, doesn't she? Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2017 01:39 AM (cm1Bl) 773
Yeah. You're a Grandma.
...and I think you know that I don't mind not getting a word in, edgewise. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:37 AM (6gk0M) Never been pregnant, so technically I can't be a grandma, now can I? And you are a good listener... Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 01:40 AM (tHwdc) 774
If you haven't checked-out the link, please do so.
Orson Welles is excellent. And you may become a fan of Metal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AMi-vCfAWw Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:41 AM (6gk0M) 775
Thank You, Darlin'! There is a time to be a mouth and there is a time to be an ear.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:42 AM (6gk0M) 776
Ooooooohhh my
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 01:43 AM (tHwdc) 777
I told you that I would listen and I made good, because people need a sounding-board.
...especially the ladies. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:43 AM (6gk0M) 778
"no, I don't need your services, but my friend Achmed really, really does. His number is ...."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 01:16 AM (WDdjT) 867-5309. Naturally. Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2017 01:43 AM (cm1Bl) 779
Now that, right there, is love to build upon. She lets you fart in bed too, doesn't she?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2017 01:39 AM (cm1Bl) Actually.... no I don't do that. She is the perfect one for me. Loves what I do, and demands just..just the right amount of respect. beauty and the barbarian. lol Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 01:44 AM (aMlLZ) 780
Never been pregnant, so technically I can't be a grandma, now can I?
And you are a good listener... Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 01:40 AM (tHwdc) Sweetie, I've never been pregnant either, but if my son ever has kids, I'll be a grandma. I'd be good if he were a priest, but so far, he hasn't mastered altar boy. Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2017 01:44 AM (cm1Bl) 781
Never been pregnant, so technically I can't be a grandma, now can I?
Hate to keep butting in on you and slapweasel, but I've got a little one that calls me grandpa with no genetic relationship at all. No legal one, either, thinking about it. So it is possible. Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2017 01:44 AM (IcT7t) 782
777 you did that, yes you did!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 01:45 AM (tHwdc) 783
770 I just need a "teammate".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:39 AM (6gk0M) No, you need a referee. Posted by: tcn in AK at March 30, 2017 01:45 AM (cm1Bl) 784
The closest I'll come to being a grandma will be in about 2 weeks. My stepdaughter will be having dear departed's grandchild, just before what would have been our tenth wedding anniversary.
I'd looked forward to sharing his grandchildren with him. Alas, that is not to be. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 01:48 AM (tHwdc) 785
I would like to defer to my lady, instead of getting in an argument.
I own the garage, the shed, the basement and she owns whatever else I have bought for her. She can do the checkbook, when I find "The One". Once she signs the Pre-Nuptial agreement? She can have free-reign of the house, minus those three territories. If she makes house payments? She might get me to paint for her. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:51 AM (6gk0M) 786
So, I dug into this old eMachines PC that I loaded up with Linux Mint a few weeks ago. It rattled, you know. What's loose in there?
Well, there was a 500 gB Seagate hard drive, not connected, and not mounted (as in fastened down). Also, a 500 gB Western Digital "advanced format" drive, very tiny, looks like it's for a laptop, also uses Sata cable. Bolted in place, but not connected. And an EVGA e-GeForce 8800 GTS 3D graphics card. Some sort of gaming gadget, I guess. Anybody here want it? Free to a good home. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 01:52 AM (WDdjT) 787
I've got a little one that calls me grandpa
Hey Blanco- Did you ever give the little guy his own shot glass? Posted by: hambone at March 30, 2017 01:54 AM (uz/Pv) 788
..."I'd looked forward to sharing his grandchildren with him. Alas, that is not to be."
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 01:48 AM (tHwdc) My apologies for bringing that up. You know that I didn't know, so Prayers for you and Michael. Big Hugs, Darlin'. Next time tell me what to say... lol. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:55 AM (6gk0M) 789
Did you ever give the little guy his own shot glass?
No, but I found a set of glasses about the right size in a cabinet. They're his now. Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2017 01:55 AM (IcT7t) 790
My first husband was a house painter; I helped with that and I did wallpapering for a few years. So I got that covered.
Don't know as I'd want to be deferred to, though - consulted for my valued input, of course. There can only be one boss, and it ain't gonna be me. Been there, done that, didn't care for it at all. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 01:55 AM (tHwdc) 791
No worries, Slap, his ex gets the grandchild AND the social security. But I wasn't in it for the money anyway.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 01:57 AM (tHwdc) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 01:57 AM (6gk0M) 793
Yup, well back to the porno. Less than 100 pages to go.
I'll be back later. I can only handle so much. Yeah, that's what she said. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 01:07 LMFAO, you know we expect a report? Grade it! Posted by: Farmer at March 30, 2017 01:58 AM (o/90i) Posted by: redc1c4 at March 30, 2017 01:58 AM (zScde) 795
Farmer, the interlude I just read was actually quite hot.
And if you think I intend to share with the Horde what it was, you're sadly mistaken! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 02:00 AM (tHwdc) 796
Okay Miley, Duchess of the Blog. Ma'am. Sweetheart.
Did you get to listen to "Defender" with Orson Welles? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AMi-vCfAWw Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:01 AM (6gk0M) 797
Not everyone can make a song about a hooker trying to kick heroin addiction work, but those guys pulled it off nicely.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous But a movie about a pimp singing a song .... "beat that bitch" ... man, that's certainly Oscar material. Such memorable dialogue from that movie: Shelby: If you had to say something different other than "beat that bitch," what would it be? DJay: I don't know. Shit. Stuff like, um... stomp that ho? LOL. Fucking great art, this is. You can feel the intellect oozing out of it. And the femnazis love this stuff. It shows that they're down with the struggle. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2017 02:01 AM (zc3Db) 798
Farmer, the interlude I just read was actually quite hot.
And if you think I intend to share with the Horde what it was, you're sadly mistaken! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 02:00 AM (tHwdc) You're no fun. lol Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 02:01 AM (aMlLZ) 799
Goodnight everybody, thanks for the great chat tonight. Glad I could help out Infidel, if anyone else needs resume help just give me a shout on another ONT.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2017 02:02 AM (qazQh) 800
I've listened to the damn thing five times, already.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:02 AM (6gk0M) 801
G'Night qdpsteve!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:02 AM (6gk0M) 802
789 Did you ever give the little guy his own shot glass?
No, but I found a set of glasses about the right size in a cabinet. They're his now. Good or him, and you. Little guys can get frustrated with being handed the equivalent of a 5 gallon bucket and get scolded for spilling a drop. Posted by: hambone at March 30, 2017 02:03 AM (uz/Pv) Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 30, 2017 02:04 AM (VdICR) 804
I've listened to the damn thing five times, already.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:02 AM (6gk0M) Manowar? Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 02:04 AM (aMlLZ) 805
>>Did you get to listen to "Defender" with Orson Welles?
Listening now, Slap. You're no fun. lol Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 02:01 AM (aMlLZ) Oh, I can be fun. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 02:05 AM (tHwdc) 806
Grandfather, tell me a story!
No, no. Not one of those. A real story! (British) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpLQcV7T-E8 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:05 AM (6gk0M) 807
Oh, yeah. My buddy has every one of ManOWar's albums.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:06 AM (6gk0M) 808
Goodnight everybody, thanks for the great chat
tonight. Glad I could help out Infidel, if anyone else needs resume help just give me a shout on another ONT. Posted by: qdpsteve at March 30, 2017 02:02 AM (qazQh) My resume would short-circuit your brain. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 02:06 AM (tHwdc) 809
Oh, I can be fun.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 02:05 AM (tHwdc) I have no doubt. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 02:08 AM (aMlLZ) 810
788 ..."I'd looked forward to sharing his grandchildren with him. Alas, that is not to be."
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 01:48 AM (tHwdc) --- *hugs* Carl was looking forward to meeting his step-granddaughters... Sometimes, I want to cuntpunt Fate, or whatever the fuck he/she/it is. Posted by: SMFH at March 30, 2017 02:10 AM (sB1y1) Posted by: Richard Cranium at March 30, 2017 02:11 AM (ZBO0C) 812
I think he's talking angry sex, and with women....and oh hell yeah.
You see, that would have been my downfall. Unleash big wattage on stage, get tweaked, and have angry sex with some drunken chick. Sounds great on paper...well, in practice actually too, but after a while it wouldn't have ended well. That's exactly why I got married. I'm no good on my own. lol Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March you are exactly right. not good in large, ongoing doses. however, Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2017 02:11 AM (cPsPa) Posted by: redc1c4 at March 30, 2017 02:11 AM (zScde) 814
Oh, yeah. My buddy has every one of ManOWar's albums.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:06 AM (6gk0M) I have most of them. Lots of good stuff over the years. As a side note, one of my old drummers auditioned for them years ago. Man the stories he was telling me. I was fucking nuts in my day, but this shit....man Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 02:12 AM (aMlLZ) 815
(((SMFH)))
Yeah, life's unfair. But I did get 8 glorious years, more than many dream of. And a fair amount of adventures under my belt. Maybe a few more to come. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 02:13 AM (tHwdc) 816
I've listened to the damn thing five times, already.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:02 AM (6gk0M) Second time now :-) Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 02:14 AM (tHwdc) 817
like the rest of your reading material?
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 30, 2017 02:11 AM (zScde) Heh - moreso, heartless. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 02:15 AM (tHwdc) 818
But a movie about a pimp singing a song .... "beat that bitch" ... man, that's certainly Oscar material. Such memorable dialogue from that movie:
Shelby: If you had to say something different other than "beat that bitch," what would it be? DJay: I don't know. Shit. Stuff like, um... stomp that ho? LOL. Fucking great art, this is. You can feel the intellect oozing out of it. And the femnazis love this stuff. It shows that they're down with the struggle. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2017 02:01 AM (zc3Db) ++++ Yeah, that movie was great... For those who want to look at life through the eyes of a pimp. "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" was the song that won them the Oscar. The guy that played the pimp was nominated for best actor, but Philip Seymour Hoffman got the nod for his performance as the cock-tonsiled Truman Capote. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 30, 2017 02:16 AM (R+30W) 819
Good or him, and you. Little guys can get frustrated with being handed
the equivalent of a 5 gallon bucket and get scolded for spilling a drop. Everything gets capped before he gets it handed to him. He did manage to pry the top off one cup, and drop it on the floor. When he didn't get it replaced immediately he figured out that he didn't care for that outcome. No problems since. Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2017 02:17 AM (IcT7t) 820
Now this is a respectable ONT - over 800 posts and it's not even 2:30 yet. That chili got a lot of mileage.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 02:19 AM (tHwdc) 821
Second time now :-)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 02:14 AM (tHwdc) Ohhh...Miley listening to manowar??? You go girl. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 02:19 AM (aMlLZ) 822
OK, back to the porno. Gotta grind this out, so to speak.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 02:20 AM (tHwdc) 823
Ohhh...Miley listening to manowar??? You go girl.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 02:19 AM (aMlLZ) Third time now. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 02:20 AM (tHwdc) 824
The Warrior's Prayer
When the smoke did clear, Many thousands were dead. There was much blood and gore. Their bodies lie broken and scattered Across the battlefield Like brown leaves blown by the wind And I saw the four ride together to the top of the hill While below them, the Soldiers of Death Assembled All those who would swear allegiance to them. And the Four spoke the words of The Warrior's Prayer... Gods of War, I call you. My Sword is by my side. I seek a life of Honor. Free from all False Pride I will crack the whip with a bold and mighty hail Cover me in Death, if I should ever fail Glory, Majesty, Unity. Hail! Hail! Hail! And as I stood and looked-on I heard the Armies of the World Hail them without end. And their Voices of Victory carried long and far throughout the Land. Who were those Four Men? They were the Metal Kings!!! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:21 AM (6gk0M) 825
Third time now.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 02:20 AM (tHwdc) Niiice. Now you understand the planet I'm from. lol Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 02:21 AM (aMlLZ) 826
They were the Metal Kings!!!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:21 AM (6gk0M) Fucking eh!! Another great one. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 02:22 AM (aMlLZ) 827
Doing better than me, girl.
Living to pay bills is pretty much the sum of my life at the moment. Not hapyy or unhappy about it. Better to focus on work. As far as adventures go, I've had my share, 99% of them sucked. Posted by: SMFH at March 30, 2017 02:22 AM (sB1y1) 828
I knew you knew that, Berserker.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:23 AM (6gk0M) 829
I still like Orson Welles and "Defender".
But the Grandfather telling the story about Four Metal Kings is just about as kick-ass as it gets. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:24 AM (6gk0M) 830
Full moon's light is calling me
my kingdom lies within A mystic soul and lions heart brought by the talisman Ecstasy of battle brings me where the falcons fly Mortal youth was granted me, I will never die Born of black wind, fire, and steel Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 02:25 AM (aMlLZ) Posted by: SMFH at March 30, 2017 02:27 AM (sB1y1) 832
Everything gets capped before he gets it handed to him. He did manage to pry the top off one cup, and drop it on the floor. When he didn't get it replaced immediately he figured out that he didn't care for that outcome. No problems since.
Posted by: Blanco Basura Physics. Rules. Kids learn! Posted by: hambone at March 30, 2017 02:27 AM (uz/Pv) 833
I knew you knew that, Berserker.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:23 AM (6gk0M) Yeah I played a shit ton of manowar in cover bands. That's the sucky part about all this. The original bands are business, but cover bands were frigging fun to play in. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 02:27 AM (aMlLZ) 834
https://tinyurl.com/k42z5bj
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:29 AM (6gk0M) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:30 AM (6gk0M) 836
https://tinyurl.com/k42z5bj
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:29 AM (6gk0M) If you haven't heard the song King of Kings give that a listen. Killer tune. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 02:31 AM (aMlLZ) Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2017 02:31 AM (IcT7t) 838
Niters Blanco.
Posted by: SMFH at March 30, 2017 02:32 AM (sB1y1) 839
'Til the blood on my sword is the blood of a King
'Til the blood on my hands is the blood of a Kiiiiiing! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:32 AM (6gk0M) 840
G'Night, Blanco.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:33 AM (6gk0M) 841
Popped up to have a bite. You all make so much sense, it's awesome. It just makes me smile.
Back to bed, work is looming. Rock on. Posted by: Farmer at March 30, 2017 02:33 AM (o/90i) 842
Niiice. Now you understand the planet I'm from. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2017 02:21 AM (aMlLZ) LOL - I'm just playing it over and over. Good music to read porno by. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 02:34 AM (tHwdc) 843
Motorhead? That's what I'm getting on YouTube.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:35 AM (6gk0M) 844
Living to pay bills is pretty much the sum of my life at the moment.
Posted by: SMFH at March 30, 2017 02:22 AM (sB1y1) Sweetheart, I'm in the same place. I have hope that I'll be in a better place some day. And I'm not referring to the other side of the veil. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 02:36 AM (tHwdc) 845
Lemmy growls at you.. lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:37 AM (6gk0M) 846
"LOL - I'm just playing it over and over. Good music to read porno by."
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 02:34 AM (tHwdc) Neither Orson Welles, nor ManOWar had that in-mind when they ground that out. I'll ask them, but I'm quite sure of it. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:40 AM (6gk0M) 847
725 We had four of the "we're from Microsoft and a virus has infected you computer" calls tonight although I cut them off at the "we're from MS" part. I didn't reply to the fourth caller at all until he hung up on me so I'm hoping that will stop them from calling as it wastes their time. Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2017 01:13 AM (nlbfN) Pa (86yr) loves those calls because he goes into hard of hearing old man mode and sees how long he can string it out. Helps him keep sharp. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 30, 2017 02:41 AM (FtrY1) 848
I have hope that I'll be in a better place some day. And I'm not referring to the other side of the veil.
--- I believe that that better place can only be found on the other side of the veil. I hope you find your better place here, though. Posted by: SMFH at March 30, 2017 02:42 AM (sB1y1) Posted by: Emmie at March 30, 2017 02:43 AM (xVuS6) 850
G'Night, Emmie!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:44 AM (6gk0M) 851
The Commando's Prayer Give me, my God, what you still have; give me what no one asks for. I do not ask for wealth, nor success, nor even health. People ask you so often, God, for all that, that you cannot have any left. Give me, my God, what you still have. Give me what people refuse to accept from you. I want insecurity and disquietude; I want turmoil and brawl. And if you should give them to me, my God, once and for all, let me be sure to have them always, for I will not always have the courage to ask for them. Corporal Zirnheld Special Air Service 1942 Posted by: redc1c4 at March 30, 2017 02:44 AM (zScde) 852
sorry about the spacing, but that's Pixy for ya...
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 30, 2017 02:45 AM (zScde) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:47 AM (6gk0M) Posted by: SMFH at March 30, 2017 02:47 AM (sB1y1) 855
I believe that that better place can only be found on the other side of the veil.
--- the plastic flaps at the entry to the walk-in cooler at the liquor store? you are SO right... Posted by: redc1c4 at March 30, 2017 02:47 AM (zScde) 856
Neither Orson Welles, nor ManOWar had that in-mind when they ground that out.
I'll ask them, but I'm quite sure of it. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:40 AM (6gk0M) Slap, you crack me up! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 02:48 AM (tHwdc) 857
Well, time to go to bed. Been listening to some Quicksilver Messenger Service. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 02:49 AM (WDdjT) 858
Now back to the Heavy Metal of my Formative Years...
For Whom the Bell Tolls: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXmNY-nPXBc Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:50 AM (6gk0M) 859
G'Night, AOP!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:50 AM (6gk0M) 860
I'm okay, I guess.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:51 AM (6gk0M) 861
I believe that that better place can only be found on the other side of the veil.
I hope you find your better place here, though. Posted by: SMFH at March 30, 2017 02:42 AM (sB1y1) You're better than that, Miss Joy, although I get where you're coming from. You're a fighter, and fighters don't quit - not on the battlefield, nor the streets, nor in their hearts. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 02:51 AM (tHwdc) 862
725 We had four of the "we're from Microsoft and a virus has infected you computer" calls tonight although I cut them off at the "we're from MS" part. I didn't reply to the fourth caller at all until he hung up on me so I'm hoping that will stop them from calling as it wastes their time.
You should ask them if they are wearing any pants while breathing hard. Posted by: Richard Cranium at March 30, 2017 02:54 AM (ZBO0C) 863
Well, time to go to bed. Been listening to some Quicksilver Messenger Service. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2017 02:49 AM (WDdjT) OK, "Who Do You Love" it is! G'nite, AOP! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 02:55 AM (tHwdc) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, even though they are WINNERS! at March 30, 2017 02:56 AM (8iiMU) 865
Intergalactic
Planetary Planetary Intergalactic Another Dimension... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilnnMzK_m8w You need more Beastie Boys in your Diet. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:57 AM (6gk0M) 866
When I listen to this tune, it reminds me of how we used to put our cig ashes on the knee of our jeans, and kind of rub them in. Because there were never enough ashtrays.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 02:58 AM (tHwdc) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:58 AM (6gk0M) 868
The Beastie Boys?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 02:59 AM (6gk0M) 869
Metallica? ManOWar?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 03:01 AM (6gk0M) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 03:02 AM (6gk0M) 871
The long version of "Who Do You Love?"
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 03:03 AM (tHwdc) 872
Cheer up, liberals. Only 2487 more days of President Donald Trump.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 30, 2017 03:03 AM (VdICR) Posted by: redc1c4 at March 30, 2017 03:04 AM (zScde) Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 03:04 AM (tHwdc) 875
You're a fighter, and fighters don't quit - not on the battlefield, nor the streets, nor in their hearts.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 02:51 AM (tHwdc) --- Didn't say anything about quitting or not fighting. I am however being pragmatic. And survival is all about being pragmatic. Posted by: SMFH at March 30, 2017 03:08 AM (sB1y1) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 03:20 AM (6gk0M) 877
Cheer up, liberals. Only 2487 more days of President Donald Trump.
Posted by: BourbonChicken The planet will be under water by then. Boiling, toxic water. Posted by: Al Gore at March 30, 2017 03:20 AM (W8bn5) 878
"The planet will be under water by then. Boiling, toxic water."
-Posted by: Al Gore at March 30, 2017 03:20 AM (W8bn5) Shut up, Dick. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 03:22 AM (6gk0M) 879
Didn't say anything about quitting or not fighting.
I am however being pragmatic. And survival is all about being pragmatic. Posted by: SMFH at March 30, 2017 03:08 AM (sB1y1) Good enough, but there's a better place on this side as well. Believe. You're too young not to. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 03:23 AM (tHwdc) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 03:26 AM (6gk0M) Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 03:26 AM (tHwdc) 882
Oh, there you are!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 03:28 AM (tHwdc) 883
Laughing at your own jokes should be disqualifying material.
I should have been banned Years Ago. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 03:28 AM (6gk0M) 884
SMFH,
Assuming Shadow and Henry are back at their home, are you thinking of replacements? Posted by: Purr Units 1 and 2 at March 30, 2017 03:28 AM (uz/Pv) 885
L,Elle and I started-out in this same way.
She hates me, now. You understand that she is no fool? The common denominator is "Slapweasel". Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 03:31 AM (6gk0M) Posted by: Future Purr Units 1 and 2 at March 30, 2017 03:35 AM (uz/Pv) 887
I don't hate you. If you've improved with time, that's as it should be, right?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 03:35 AM (tHwdc) 888
884 SMFH,
Assuming Shadow and Henry are back at their home, are you thinking of replacements? Posted by: Purr Units 1 and 2 at March 30, 2017 03:28 AM (uz/Pv) --- Nope. Still taking care of them. Posted by: SMFH at March 30, 2017 03:36 AM (sB1y1) 889
Laughing at your own jokes should be disqualifying material.
There is no such thing as one's own jokes. All jokes are in the public domain. Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 30, 2017 03:40 AM (W8bn5) 890
And survival is all about being pragmatic.
Posted by: SMFH Oh? So how much love does a can of tuna fish buy, anyway? Posted by: Future Purr Units 1 and 2 at March 30, 2017 03:42 AM (uz/Pv) 891
No matter where you go, there you are.
Posted by: Buckaroo Banzai at March 30, 2017 03:42 AM (zScde) 892
I reject relationships, because I am not that Bright.
Ask SMFH or L,Elle. I didn't want to get involved with either of them, but I Text-Mexted SMFH. While I didn't send her a picture of my Junk from the Bathroom of a Chilis To Go, I did send her a picture of me. She's the only one who has a picture of me. She told me to smile. ...lol. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 03:43 AM (6gk0M) 893
I'm not that bright and I know it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 03:44 AM (6gk0M) 894
I'm not that bright and I know it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 30, 2017 03:44 AM (6gk0M) Stop that, right now. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 03:46 AM (tHwdc) 895
Don't make me go back to the porno.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 03:48 AM (tHwdc) 896
Well, OK then.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 03:53 AM (tHwdc) 897
Still taking care of them. Posted by: SMFH Yay Shadow! Yay Henry! Need moar cats! Moar tuna! Quarenteeed Moar love! Posted by: Future Purr Units 1 and 2 at March 30, 2017 03:55 AM (uz/Pv) 898
Almost to 900, good night?
Good morning horde Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2017 03:55 AM (GPaiX) Posted by: redc1c4 at March 30, 2017 03:57 AM (zScde) 900
Good morning Skip - is it already time for coffee and donuts?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 03:58 AM (tHwdc) 901
No matter where you go, there you are.
Posted by: Buckaroo Banzai There, there. As long as you're here. I hate indexicals. Posted by: Gertrude Stein at March 30, 2017 04:00 AM (W8bn5) Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2017 04:03 AM (tHwdc) 903
Coffee, instant oatmeal and bagle today
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2017 04:10 AM (GPaiX) 904
No matter where you go, there you are.
Posted by: Buckaroo Banzai There, there. As long as you're here. I hate indexicals. Posted by: Gertrude Stein Ripple in still water When there is no pebble tossed Nor wind to blow Posted by: Garcia Koan at March 30, 2017 04:14 AM (uz/Pv) 905
Is it..............dead?
Posted by: Subterranean JT at March 30, 2017 05:26 AM (qG0hz) 906
Maybe....maybe not....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2017 05:28 AM (rF0hx) 907
Have mercy on us jj. Try the paddles!
Posted by: Subterranean JT at March 30, 2017 05:29 AM (qG0hz) 908
Nice weather, huh?
Believe it or not, I actually used that as an opening line to a girl I had never met before. We've been together 32 years now. Posted by: Subterranean JT at March 30, 2017 05:34 AM (qG0hz) 909
Not gonna work on this thread, though.
Posted by: Subterranean JT at March 30, 2017 05:37 AM (qG0hz) 910
Wanna see my albums? Play with my platters?
Posted by: Subterranean JT at March 30, 2017 05:39 AM (qG0hz) 911
I think it's that old geezer at the top of the page shooting everyone the bird that brought the curtain down.
Plus he looks like he has an assassin's farts. Posted by: Subterranean JT at March 30, 2017 05:43 AM (qG0hz) 912
Mornin'
"Make Maxine Mad Again. Make America Great Again. Two ways of saying the same thing." - Laura Ingraham Posted by: Zombie King James at March 30, 2017 05:43 AM (ul9CR) 913
Oh well, see you all at work.
Posted by: Subterranean JT at March 30, 2017 05:44 AM (qG0hz) 914
Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 30, 2017 05:44 AM (ul9CR) Posted by: GnuBreed at March 30, 2017 06:00 AM (wTwJ2) 916
Egg Day is not until June 3. Bummer.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 30, 2017 06:02 AM (d76uN) 917
Headline (not to be) Chelsea Clinton gets an office in the west wing, MSM and Democrats cheer.
Ivanka Trumps gets office in west wing, MSM has a fit, and Democrats threaten an investigation..... Posted by: Colin at March 30, 2017 06:05 AM (odQZE) 918
Maxine Waters is what Marion Barry would have looked like after 20 years of heavy Crack use.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 30, 2017 06:06 AM (FqgrG) 919
After yesterday's investigation into the origin and uses of Russian Dressing, we're through the looking glass to the point where the Dems will investigate anything whatsoever, no matter how ridiculous.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 30, 2017 06:07 AM (ul9CR) 920
Chicago's mayor wants of give immigrants ID cards: I thought that Democrats were appalled at having ID cards...
Mayor Rahm Emanuel on Wednesday proposed security standards and other broad outlines for his long-gestating Chicago municipal ID card program for immigrants and others... Posted by: Colin at March 30, 2017 06:11 AM (odQZE) 921
G'morning, all.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 30, 2017 06:12 AM (J+eG2) 922
Good morning!
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2017 06:13 AM (u82oZ) 923
White House correspondent and Morgan State University alumna April D.
Ryan made headlines after her questions about Russia and whether Trump's administration had plans to revamp their image received abrupt backlash from White House press secretary Sean Spicer. Spicer told Ryan in a Tuesday briefing... This calls for a full congressional investigation into the racist remarks made by Spicer...... Posted by: Colin at March 30, 2017 06:16 AM (odQZE) 924
I see where in the Rockville High School student rape case, the defense is pushing the story that it was consensual, and not two illegal aliens violently raping a 14 year old girl against her wishes.
And the libs will fall right in line with that story. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 30, 2017 06:17 AM (J+eG2) 925
bluebell
I went to Restonian and got up to speed on the Reston Town Center issue. What a mess. I'm asking because there is a chance I'll make a visit to the East Coast this summer. All my immediate family are in Maryland. I'd stop in Reston to see my former next door neighbor, and then see my best friend, who is in Virginia Beach. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2017 06:17 AM (u82oZ) 926
April Ryan article was from the Baltimore Sun...I shouldn't forget the source.
Posted by: Colin at March 30, 2017 06:21 AM (odQZE) 927
"I see where in the Rockville High School student
rape case, the defense is pushing the story that it was consensual, and not two illegal aliens violently raping a 14 year old girl against her wishes. And the libs will fall right in line with that story. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice This will help clarify the lefts Hierarchy of Grievances. It would seem from this illegal trumps rape. Posted by: Ripley at March 30, 2017 06:26 AM (1BQGO) 928
Work preps commence. Have a serene day, everyone.
And have compassion for those who drive not as well as you do. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2017 06:27 AM (u82oZ) 929
And have compassion for those who drive not as well as you do.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2017 06:27 AM (u82oZ) Compassion, huh? So, does a quick death count as 'compassion'? Asking for drivers everywhere stuck behind the idiot going below the speed limit in the left hand lane. Posted by: RickZ at March 30, 2017 06:31 AM (hkdnQ) 930
Sitting in the parking lot at work, trying to decide if I should call in sick today.
Is that a bad thing? Posted by: antisocialist at March 30, 2017 06:31 AM (3rXVj) 931
Sitting in the parking lot at work, trying to decide if I should call in sick today. Is that a bad thing? Posted by: antisocialist at March 30, 2017 06:31 AM (3rXVj) ____________________________ Just step inside the door and do a face plant. Always worked out for mom... Posted by: Chelsey Clinton at March 30, 2017 06:38 AM (HSmrB) 932
>>>the defense is pushing the story that it was consensual, and not two illegal aliens violently raping a 14 year old girl against her wishes.
Why would the defense push the latter story? Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 30, 2017 06:42 AM (RrhD2) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 30, 2017 06:46 AM (J+eG2) 934
test
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 30, 2017 10:26 AM (wpfOJ) 935
This will help clarify the lefts Hierarchy of Grievances. It would seem from this illegal trumps rape.
Posted by: Ripley seems to undermine the whole need for constant consent in sex too. out - getting consent to move from base to base. in - texting a sex promise for the following day means you have to follow through with the guy and his amigo in the men's bathroom of your school whether you want to or not - no take backs. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 06, 2017 05:07 PM (cPsPa) Processing 0.13, elapsed 0.1397 seconds. |
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