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The Media Is Pushing Chelsea Clinton's Every Tweet as "Daring" and "Sassy"
The media's been working as an unpaid ops shop for the Clintons for so long, it has no idea what to do now, except to promote the next Clinton as daring and sassy.
Daring and sassy -- two words that spring to mind when contemplating the shambling wallflower known as Chelsea Clinton and her Charisma Score of -3. Chelsea Clinton's charisma score is so low that any diplomacy checks she makes are resolved by using the following Encounter Matrices exclusively: For Diplomacy Checks Made In Real Life (IRL) Only: (d4) 1: The character you are speaking with contrives some reason to escape the encounter. Roll d6: 1-3, he immediately quaffs down his 3/4ths full tankard and announces "I must fetch myself more honeymead, or elf-wine, or whatever gay shit it is I'm drinking," 4-6, he says "Excuse me, but there's a Bugbear I know from Wizardling School that I just have to say hello to." But when you look, there is not a Bugbear in sight. Perhaps he just cast Invisibility on himself. That's probably it. 2: The other character immediate begins Social Combat against your reputation with a +5 rage bonus to Morale on his first attack and does Double Damage on every hit because You Damn-Well Earned It Didn't You. Any other characters within line of sight of this combat have a 50% chance of joining in against you. In addition, for every five (5) characters joining in the Social Combat, there is a 10% chance that a Type V ("Merilith") demon will be drawn to the chaos, and then immediately becomes Enraged As Shit with you (per the spell effect) and casts Meteor Swarm and Power Word: Go Fuck Yourself. 3: The other character flees completely from all contact with human (or demi-human) society and becomes (roll d6) 1-2: a lonely hermit with a vow of silence, 3-4: a crazed mystic who stares into the sun until blind and dead of dessication, 5-6: Brian Stelter. If Brian Stelter is rolled, roll d%: On a score of 95-00, Brian Stelter withdraws further into the demi-plane of his own evil asshole until he separates from the Material Plane completely and becomes the fearsome creature known as a Twitter Lich (qq.v. module F3: In The Dank Tombs of Brian Stelter's Sad Pathetic Existence and Dragon magazine issue #97, The Ecology of the Half-Gnome: Why Brian Stelter is Fat and Gets No Ratings). 4: The other character offers you $600,000 per year to do amateurish "news stories" that the high school AV team would be too embarrassed to run on their morning news program. N.B.: They only offer you this money as A Goof, just to watch you fail. After failing, which of course you do, immediately turn to "Major Malevolent Side Effects" in the discussion on Relics and Artifacts, supra, and roll two major malevolent side effects you are cursed with forever due to cosmic embarrassment. Also, you immediately lose all Uranium Pieces you may have acquired through any means, including From Mommy. For Diplomacy Checks Made Via Social Media: If you are attempting the diplomacy check over social media, the other character immediately shuts down all social media, says "I really have to re-examine my life choices," deletes his Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and all other accounts, and knuckles down to do some actual work for two hours. He then reconnects with family, old friends, and old interests and passions, and finds that his life has improved in all measurable ways. But rather than thanking you for liberating him from his cyber bounds, he immediately begins Social Combat against you with a +5 Rage bonus on his first attack. Cf. the rules on mass Social Combat including summoning a Type V demon, infra.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2017 03:26 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 10, 2017 03:27 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2017 03:27 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 10, 2017 03:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 10, 2017 03:28 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Farmer Joe at March 10, 2017 03:28 PM (zSMr0)
I wonder who's writing her tweets for her. Because this all feels stage-managed. She has handlers, probably has since she was in Pampers.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2017 03:28 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: ghbucky at March 10, 2017 03:28 PM (D2q91)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 10, 2017 03:28 PM (le7jz)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2017 03:28 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: BignJames at March 10, 2017 03:28 PM (x9c8r)
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2017 03:28 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: weft cut-GURPS Supremacist at March 10, 2017 03:29 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2017 03:29 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 10, 2017 03:30 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2017 03:30 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: BignJames at March 10, 2017 03:30 PM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Morigu at March 10, 2017 03:30 PM (gU+/s)
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2017 03:28 PM (7HtZB)
Shadowrun.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 10, 2017 03:30 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2017 03:30 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 10, 2017 03:30 PM (Saqzi)
The Democrats should run her for president in 2020 and game the primary for her just like they did for the Beast. Because what America needs is Chelsea - 2020 and a 40 state romp by Trump
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2017 03:30 PM (493sH)
Posted by: OCBill at March 10, 2017 03:30 PM (df+Zi)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2017 03:30 PM (4Ru5B)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2017 03:31 PM (xJa6I)
It have pissed off people with actual talent to watch that boring loser get a big salary because of Mommy and Daddy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2017 03:31 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Don Q. at March 10, 2017 03:31 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Penfold at March 10, 2017 03:31 PM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 10, 2017 03:31 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2017 03:32 PM (HgMAr)
The Democrats should run her for president in 2020 and game the primary for her just like they did for the Beast. Because what America needs is Chelsea - 2020 and a 40 state romp by Trump
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2017 03:30 PM (493sH)
======================
*Breathes deeply*
Calm down...it can't possibly be true...but please let it be true...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 03:32 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 10, 2017 03:32 PM (Saqzi)
She's not clever or sassy, more like passive-aggressive mean girl + basic SJW virtue-signaller.
Tell me that those green pancakes would have been celebrated had Bristol Palin tweeted them. Yeah, exactly.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2017 03:32 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 10, 2017 03:32 PM (oVJmc)
asshole until he separates from the Material Plane completely and
becomes the undead creature known as a Twitter Lich.
I want to frame this.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 10, 2017 03:32 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 10, 2017 03:32 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 10, 2017 03:32 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 10, 2017 03:32 PM (KUaJL)
Surely she has a paid staff that composes tweets for her, after they have been run by the requisite focus group and triangulated.
Posted by: Pete at March 10, 2017 03:32 PM (+GIS3)
Where's BEN ROETHLISBERGER.
Posted by: WisRich at March 10, 2017 03:32 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: OCBill at March 10, 2017 03:30 PM (df+Zi)
I doubt she's got 2 neurons to rub together.
Posted by: BignJames at March 10, 2017 03:33 PM (x9c8r)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
Is she going to start her senate run by announcing that she's 1/36 injun.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2017 03:33 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 10, 2017 03:33 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2017 03:33 PM (7HtZB)
Progfinder. The Social Combat is a dead giveaway.
Bonus, it comes with social combat decks, sold separately.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2017 03:33 PM (xJa6I)
With a bottle of fur oil in hand.....
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2017 03:30 PM (4Ru5B)
I just threw up in my mouth...
Posted by: Pete at March 10, 2017 03:33 PM (+GIS3)
I hope they lose a winnable Senate seat pushing her.
And then they try to push her daughter into running at age 4.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 03:33 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2017 03:33 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jorge Ramos at March 10, 2017 03:33 PM (X+rUO)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2017 03:34 PM (Ivjge)
Posted by: Chelseee at March 10, 2017 03:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
Have her handlers recommended a chin implant yet?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2017 03:34 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 10, 2017 03:34 PM (UBzPO)
Isn't is sexist to use words like "daring" and "sassy" to describe a woman's...ummm....tweets?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 10, 2017 03:34 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 10, 2017 03:34 PM (KP5rU)
Surely she has a paid staff that composes tweets for her, after they have been run by the requisite focus group and triangulated.
Posted by: Pete at March 10, 2017 03:32 PM (+GIS3)
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Well, it's really the only way to be spontaneous.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 03:34 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 10, 2017 03:33 PM (KP5rU)
Sure. They're better looking, are good at their jobs, and for the most part are patriotic Americans.
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2017 03:34 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 10, 2017 03:34 PM (UBzPO)
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Please...the winning...
There are areas where the winning just keeps happening...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 03:35 PM (mC1ZI)
Now if she wants a congressional seat, sure. But that won't be big enough for a Clinton.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 10, 2017 03:35 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical at March 10, 2017 03:35 PM (hLRSq)
Don't think of them as cis-ugly, but trans-beautiful.
If you'll excuse, I must go retch now.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 10, 2017 03:35 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2017 03:33 PM (IqV8l)
Given the spinach pancakes (?!!?) I'd say yes.
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2017 03:35 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 10, 2017 03:35 PM (XWgNX)
.
.
.
.And so it begins........
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 10, 2017 03:35 PM (le7jz)
You must be out of yo' damned mind!
(Channeling Burton Guster -- dude, Pathfinder? I'm old school.)
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2017 03:36 PM (8rNrN)
Like the part about Brian Stetler, though...
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2017 03:36 PM (NOIQH)
Annnnnnd....we have next week's outrage.
Never mind that Obama did it, too.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 10, 2017 03:36 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2017 03:36 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 10, 2017 03:36 PM (PXbkt)
Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2017 03:36 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 10, 2017 03:36 PM (KP5rU)
Now if she wants a congressional seat, sure. But that won't be big enough for a Clinton.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 10, 2017 03:35 PM (7uYFy)
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Hillary was given hers immediately after Bill left office.
The Clintonites in the Democratic Party are trying to give a seat to Chelsea immediately after Hillary won a winnable race.
It's going to piss off everyone directly involved in whatever primary and general election takes Chelsea on.
Popcorn futures. Buy 'em.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 03:36 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: tu3031
Ooh. Maybe Carolyn and Chelsea will both take a run for it. That would be fun. The female scions of two completely corrupt political families going at it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2017 03:36 PM (+lVUW)
They're still strategizing on how to pull off a personality implant....
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2017 03:37 PM (NOIQH)
Don't think of them as cis-ugly, but trans-beautiful.
If you'll excuse, I must go retch now.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 10, 2017 03:35 PM (4WhSY)
Just don't be trying to fart rape them or any such Patriarchy! thing.
Posted by: Pete at March 10, 2017 03:37 PM (+GIS3)
Prices are too damn high and they've turned into a high-end yuppie store. They did it to themselves.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 10, 2017 03:37 PM (ul9CR)
Chelsea Clinton should really take up flying lessons. That would be impressive accomplishment for her, and good for her self esteem.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 10, 2017 03:37 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2017 03:37 PM (xJa6I)
No one else is reporting it....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 10, 2017 03:37 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 10, 2017 03:37 PM (XWgNX)
BREAKING: AG Jeff Sessions is firing 46 US attorneys from Obama administration
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 10, 2017 03:37 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: pookysgirl at March 10, 2017 03:38 PM (ar2KI)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 10, 2017 03:38 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 10, 2017 03:38 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2017 03:38 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical at March 10, 2017 03:38 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2017 03:38 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2017 03:37 PM (xJa6I)
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Al Franken getting his seat didn't further tear apart the party at the national level.
That's what giving Chelsea a seat would do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 03:38 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 10, 2017 03:38 PM (ul9CR)
Prices are too damn high and they've turned into a high-end yuppie store. They did it to themselves.
I'm so old, I remember when they were a direct competitor to Cabela's.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2017 03:38 PM (4Ru5B)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 10, 2017 03:38 PM (X+rUO)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 10, 2017 03:38 PM (bQLQX)
You must be out of yo' damned mind!
(Channeling Burton Guster -- dude, Pathfinder? I'm old school.)
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2017 03:36 PM (8rNrN)
Ah, fair enough.
I like Pathfinder but there's something to be said for the classics.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2017 03:39 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2017 03:37 PM (xJa6I)
The state of New York loves them carpetbaggers: Bobby Kennedy and the Beast. I'm sure they'd vote for her
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2017 03:39 PM (493sH)
Yo.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 10, 2017 03:38 PM (bQLQX)
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We'll see you in a few weeks.
When your out of juices.
From all the pron.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 03:39 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: BignJames at March 10, 2017 03:39 PM (x9c8r)
Got her fathers morals and her mothers personality.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 10, 2017 03:38 PM (8XRCm)
Web Hubble was unavailable for comment.
Posted by: Pete at March 10, 2017 03:39 PM (+GIS3)
She likely got the recipe from Jessica Seinfeld's cookbook or some other equally "cool" celebrity chef (Maybe Gwynneth?). Forcing vegan health food on your kids is what SJWers do, yo!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2017 03:39 PM (NOIQH)
No one else is reporting it....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 10, 2017 03:37 PM (7uYFy)
AP is
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 10, 2017 03:39 PM (2x9LM)
They just want to sell overpriced clothing anymore. I get it-it's all made in China and fetches a huge markup.
But they've lost the outdoorsmen that are their base.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 10, 2017 03:40 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2017 03:40 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: torabora at March 10, 2017 03:40 PM (THFBi)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 10, 2017 03:40 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Chupacabra at March 10, 2017 03:40 PM (Smm/k)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 10, 2017 03:40 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 10, 2017 03:40 PM (XWgNX)
Posted by: From NJ at March 10, 2017 03:41 PM (sCjDS)
Posted by: Pete at March 10, 2017 03:41 PM (+GIS3)
I don't trust Zerohedge. But Hannity just mentioned the same story on his radio show.
No one else is reporting it....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 10, 2017 03:37 PM (7uYFy)
Ha, they link HuffPo as the source but I ain't clicking that. As I just mentioned our U.S. Attorney here just unexpectedly announced his resignation (before I saw Zerohedge).I've been reading ZeroHedge since 2007ish. Their problem is the commenters not the content although there is the occasional crazy post.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 10, 2017 03:41 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 10, 2017 03:41 PM (Ms8OA)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2017 03:41 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Country Boy at March 10, 2017 03:41 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2017 03:42 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2017 03:42 PM (4Ru5B)
Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at March 10, 2017 03:42 PM (g1MTt)
And I liked Gallagher. Still alive and swinging the hammer?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2017 03:43 PM (R7+kO)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 10, 2017 03:43 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 10, 2017 03:40 PM (7uYFy)
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I think Clintonites will try to give her the seat.
The activist left and the sane(r) left will object, very loudly.
A large fight will break out.
Chelsea vs. Bernie Sanders V. 2 vs. Sane(r) Left's Choice
I don't care who wins that fight.
I just hope they spend tens of millions of dollars that could have gone to other races, they turn off lots of voters from the Democratic Party in general, and that the activist left continues to hate the party even more, possibly pushing them to starting a third party in greater numbers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 03:43 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: Pete at March 10, 2017 03:41 PM (+GIS3)
Should ask all the ones appointed by W to resign too.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 10, 2017 03:43 PM (Jcg9Q)
But mine are all several years old, at least. I heard the newer ones are made like crap.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 10, 2017 03:43 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 10, 2017 03:34 PM (UBzPO)
MSM will be running around with their hair on fire about this later on today. They won't bother telling you that Bill Clinton asked for the resignation of *every* U.S. attorney soon after he was elected.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 10, 2017 03:43 PM (Ms8OA)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 10, 2017 03:43 PM (KP5rU)
Oh...wait...nm
Posted by: Orson at March 10, 2017 03:43 PM (uJwuO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2017 03:44 PM (R7+kO)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE ALWAYS KNOWS AND THIS TIME HE DOESN'T KNOW
Posted by: nOT bEN rOTHLISBURGER at March 10, 2017 03:44 PM (ul9CR)
Yo.
2.5 down. 4.6 up.
Yo yo!
(LTE)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2017 03:42 PM (4Ru5B)
------
192 down 207 up over wifi. 875 ish direct cabled.
Google fiber baby.
We have it at work too and my wifi speeds are consistently in the 400's . Over Wifi.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 10, 2017 03:44 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 10, 2017 03:45 PM (X+rUO)
Posted by: torabora at March 10, 2017 03:45 PM (THFBi)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
I think they're all grown up now. Drudge even includes them.
They've become a daily go-to for me but the financial stuff has me jumping out the window every day. Fortunately it's only the first floor window.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 10, 2017 03:45 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 10, 2017 03:45 PM (MQv5C)
If the Clintons wanted to have someone continue on with the political legacy they should have had a few more kids so that they had the chance of getting someone who was qualified for the role - the old heir-and-a-spare. They didn't, and trying to make something out of Chelsea is just tomfoolery.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical at March 10, 2017 03:45 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2017 03:45 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 10, 2017 03:45 PM (X+rUO)
"Resident Evil: Stuff Happens" Filmed in ShakeyVision
Review? Sure.
Stuff happened in Raccoon City. But, with the ShakeyVision, I couldn't quite tell you what....fire and monsters, i guess.
Alice dies at the end.
And then she doesn't!
It's like the scriptwriter rolled a d4 and hit jackpot.
Paul WS Anderson is the shizznizzle!!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 10, 2017 03:46 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 10, 2017 03:32 PM (KP5rU)
.........
You're missing the time of your life, bub.
Posted by: Lena Dunham, eyeing the empty airplane seat next to you at March 10, 2017 03:46 PM (HgMAr)
Now if she wants a congressional seat, sure. But that won't be big enough for a Clinton.
Posted by: JoeF.
You may be right. They refused to hand it to Carolyn Kennedy, even after she gave an eloquent interview where she mentioned that her main qualification was being JFK's orphan. Oh, and said "um" about fifty times.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2017 03:46 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 10, 2017 03:46 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2017 03:46 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 10, 2017 03:46 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 10, 2017 03:46 PM (XWgNX)
Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2017 03:47 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 10, 2017 03:47 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 10, 2017 03:46 PM (FZYNt)
And none of the ratlike cunning or charisma.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2017 03:47 PM (R7+kO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 10, 2017 03:47 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 10, 2017 03:47 PM (0mRoj)
Annnnnnd....we have next week's outrage.
Never mind that Obama did it, too.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
Oh, hell yeah.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2017 03:48 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2017 03:48 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical at March 10, 2017 03:45 PM (hLRSq)
Seriously, Chelsea's sorta resemblance to Web aside, when was the last time Bill and the Beast actually got it on? Gotta be in Precambrian time.
Posted by: Pete at March 10, 2017 03:48 PM (+GIS3)
Also ace, fantastic use of old Gygax style legalisms but for full early D&D feel it needs to reference 4 or 5 different types of obscure polearm.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 10, 2017 03:48 PM (MQv5C)
today. They won't bother telling you that Bill Clinton asked for the
resignation of *every* U.S. attorney soon after he was elected.
The MSM covered the Obama ambassadors being asked to leave their posts on Jan 20 as a scandal. Because apparently ambassadors hand-picked by the president, and in Obama's case, who are his biggest donors rewarded with the post, are totally non-partisan public servants or something.
The MSM, leveraging what people don;t know about how DC/federal govt. works to generate "scandals".
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2017 03:49 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 10, 2017 03:49 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2017 03:46 PM (HDU3V)
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How many of those Senate seats have people in them who will willingly step aside? Especially for Chelsea Clinton?
I think the most winnable route for her is to get a House seat handed to her, but she'd get lost in that really fast. A House seat is nothing compared to a Senate seat.
However...if the media really really wants to make her a thing, they'll have her on the shows more than most Senators even if she's just a backbench Representative.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 03:49 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: blaster at March 10, 2017 03:49 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 10, 2017 03:46 PM (XWgNX)
Chuck Schemer: What are you all looking at me for?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2017 03:49 PM (493sH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 10, 2017 03:49 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 03:49 PM (mbhDw)
http://tinyurl.com/zeehkxs
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2017 03:49 PM (7HtZB)
The dem politicians are all at each others throats. Obama has his own thing going on, he doesn't need them anymore politically. The Clinton magic is gone, and there's no one left but insipid toadies attempting to take up the mantle in a disgusting mash-up of a circular firing squad and a circle jerk.
The GOP is much more united as a party (luaP not withstanding), but is in open war with its own base. Not that there hasn't been war for a while, it's just *open* now. That can't last much longer.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2017 03:49 PM (sK2fh)
DSL is the best evah!
(Shut up. I was on dial-up until 2003, and I still think my internet connection is is huuge, classy, and luxurious.)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 10, 2017 03:49 PM (Ms8OA)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 10, 2017 03:45 PM (X+rUO)
Last I heard the deal never went through
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 10, 2017 03:49 PM (2x9LM)
Seriously, Chelsea's sorta resemblance to Web aside, when was the last time Bill and the Beast actually got it on? Gotta be in Precambrian time.
Posted by: Pete at March 10, 2017 03:48 PM (+GIS3)
+++
They are about the strangest couple other than, I dunno,
the Obama's.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2017 03:50 PM (Ivjge)
Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at March 10, 2017 03:42 PM (g1MTt)
And she is now a grown woman who is responsible for herself.
Sorry, but that's not a good enough excuse.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2017 03:50 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 10, 2017 03:50 PM (MQv5C)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 10, 2017 03:50 PM (XWgNX)
If the Clintons wanted to have someone continue
on with the political legacy they should have had a few more kids so
that they had the chance of getting someone who was qualified for the
role - the old heir-and-a-spare. They didn't, and trying to make
something out of Chelsea is just tomfoolery.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical at March 10, 2017 03:45 PM (hLRSq)
Why do you think Hillary kept Huma around? I don't think it was a lesbian love affair. Huma was supposed to be the daughter that Chelsea wasn't. I suspect that the plan was for Huma to gain experience through the State Department and later the WH under Hillary, while Anthony Weiner moved up the ranks of the Democratic caucus in the House. The two would end up being Clinton 2.0, some sort of twisted ideal power couple who'd then run as a co-presidency in 2020 or 2024.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 10, 2017 03:50 PM (Tnhbr)
The MSM, leveraging what people don;t know about how DC/federal govt. works to generate "scandals".
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2017 03:49 PM (NOIQH)
=====================
"Ugh...they're at it again? Can't they just let up? This is ridiculous."
-Middle America, most of whom are already convinced that the MSM is the Opposition Party
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 03:50 PM (mC1ZI)
http://tinyurl.com/zeehkxs
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2017 03:49 PM (7HtZB)
Including, if I'm not mistaken, a Jewish community center. Wow, what a coincidence.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 03:50 PM (mbhDw)
What if Gary Gygax didn't die?
What if he is really ace, and decided to fake his death as a goof?
Posted by: blaster at March 10, 2017 03:50 PM (tewYv)
/sobs uncontrollably
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 10, 2017 03:51 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 10, 2017 03:48 PM (MQv5C)
It was always fun to look something up to see what the hell my character was actually using to fight.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2017 03:51 PM (R7+kO)
financial stuff has me jumping out the window every day. Fortunately
it's only the first floor window.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 10, 2017 03:45 PM (ZFUt7)
I've been an avid financial blog reader since the housing hubble began showing cracks in 2005-2006. I'm still ashamed at how clueless I was about finance before reading those guys. My family thought I was tinfoil hatter by predicting the collapse that came in 2008 down to the month, now I'm their go-to. I recommend Mish Shedlock's blog mishtalks.com - it's mostly economy but does include political topics. The commenters than are fantastic - you'll get more insight on international politics and issues from them than just about anywhere else.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 10, 2017 03:51 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2017 03:51 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 10, 2017 03:50 PM (Tnhbr)
=================
I can believe it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 03:51 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at March 10, 2017 03:42 PM (g1MTt)
She had a fat shyster lawyer with a gin blossom nose for a dad and a tepid uterus to hold up in for 9 months or so.
FIFY.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 03:51 PM (mbhDw)
Chelsea Clinton: When Your Political Party Is REALLY Desperate.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 10, 2017 03:51 PM (Dg36k)
Posted by: torabora at March 10, 2017 03:40 PM (THFBi)
..........
Only if somebody tells her a joke.
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2017 03:51 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum
And I can go ahead and laugh at that because I'm already going to hell for laughing at something Sausage McMuffin said on a previous thread.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2017 03:51 PM (+lVUW)
Is the Cabela's Inc and Bass Pro Shops Merger Doomed to Failure?
http://tinyurl.com/hkxzolb
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 10, 2017 03:52 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2017 03:52 PM (HDU3V)
*
*
Perhaps her hubby will take her out for a moonlight canter around the park.
"The Young Gray Mare/Ain't what she used to be --"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 10, 2017 03:52 PM (Dg36k)
Give her a break. She's got a raging, angry drunk for a mom and a bona fide sexual predator for a dad.
Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at March 10, 2017 03:42 PM (g1MTt)
Webb Hubbell is not a sexual predator
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 10, 2017 03:52 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 10, 2017 03:48 PM (MQv5C)
OK, so I know who Brian Stetler is (I wish I didn't), I know what a phylactery is, and I know what a buttplug is (I wish I didn't).
But what is a "Lich"? A citizen of Lichtenstein? "Shove off, you dirty Lich!"
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 10, 2017 03:53 PM (Ms8OA)
Posted by: Chelseee at March 10, 2017 03:53 PM (oVJmc)
do you mean a glaive or a glaive-guisarme? Or perhaps a spetum?
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2017 03:53 PM (8rNrN)
I think WS was mad at Milla.
Because she kept getting her ass kicked by men.
When she is fighting monsters and stuff it is cartoony and she whips men all time.
But she kept getting beaten by men not mutant undead. It was actually kind of creepy to watch.
Posted by: blaster at March 10, 2017 03:53 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical
Do not put her in the same class with race horses. I like horses. They deserve better than to be belittled like that.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2017 03:53 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 10, 2017 03:53 PM (+f7H2)
(rimshot)
Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2017 03:53 PM (r/0kC)
Chelsea Clinton: When Your Political Party Is REALLY Desperate.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 10, 2017 03:51 PM (Dg36k)
Can you imagine where we'd be right now if the GOP actually was a genuine opposition party and not merely the Democrats' seat warmers?
Maddening.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 03:53 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Jorge Ramos at March 10, 2017 03:54 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 10, 2017 03:53 PM (Ms8OA)
A lich is an undead creature.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 10, 2017 03:54 PM (Tnhbr)
They've become a daily go-to for me but the financial stuff has me jumping out the window every day. Fortunately it's only the first floor window.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum
I jumped out the basement window.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2017 03:54 PM (IqV8l)
CC: Enough about me, let's talk about liquid shit and sensitive asses.
Posted by: Fritz at March 10, 2017 03:54 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Jorge Ramos at March 10, 2017 03:54 PM (VdICR)
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Why not go with the original Moby Dick quote?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 03:54 PM (mC1ZI)
BREAKING: AG Jeff Sessions is firing 46 US attorneys from Obama administration
Kristol-nacht!
Posted by: Chelseee at March 10, 2017 03:53 PM (oVJmc)
L - O - L ! ! !
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 03:54 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at March 10, 2017 03:42 PM (g1MTt)
Webb Hubbell is not a sexual predator
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 10, 2017 03:52 PM (lKyWE)
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http://tinyurl.com/hhdavwd
Tell me those two arent related. That fold over lower lip is a tell.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 10, 2017 03:54 PM (8XRCm)
Yessssssssssssss.
Trump seems slow to realize that the various Bush-era career apparatchiks and commissars are just as endemically hostile to him, and just as much a part of the long term Deep State apparatus, as are Obama's personnel.
Reference the individual whom Mattis is trying to install as UnderSecDef for Policy. She was Clinton-era CIA, then worked amicably for Dubya. (Illustrating the only slight differences there.) She's a NeverTrumper who signed a joint letter calling the new POTUS "fundamentally dishonest".
Trump should agree to such a person in a top post why again exactly?
Posted by: torquewrench at March 10, 2017 03:55 PM (noWW6)
Really, I do wonder how the Clinton's "charity" is doing these days?
Are they still "helping" people?
You'd think the NYT would like to expose the Truth on this story...
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 10, 2017 03:55 PM (+f7H2)
*
*
She and Sarah Jessica Parker will head over to Tavern on the Green, to put on the ol' feedbag --
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 10, 2017 03:55 PM (Dg36k)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004
A powerful undead wizard, usually appearing as a shriveled corpse animated by sheer hate and insanity. Like Pelosi with Fireballs.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 10, 2017 03:55 PM (9krrF)
Anthony Weiner is a were-rat.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical at March 10, 2017 03:55 PM (hLRSq)
All because George W. Bush invaded Iraq!
Posted by: Chelseee at March 10, 2017 03:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 10, 2017 03:55 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 10, 2017 03:55 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 10, 2017 03:55 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 10, 2017 03:45 PM (X+rUO)
Last I heard the deal never went through
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 10, 2017 03:49 PM (2x9LM)
Second look at Outdoor Man?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 10, 2017 03:55 PM (Ms8OA)
The "charity" that never helped anyone that the Fake News never cared about.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 10, 2017 03:55 PM (+f7H2)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 10, 2017 03:55 PM (X+rUO)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 10, 2017 03:55 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Lizzy
Hell, some of those whackos are forcing it on their poor dogs.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2017 03:55 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 10, 2017 03:43 PM (Ms8OA)
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They Friday afternoon news drop is a nice touch. No one will care by Monday. Repeal and replace will be front and center.
Posted by: WisRich at March 10, 2017 03:56 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004
Better that than being a Phlegm from Belgium.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 03:56 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: DaveA at March 10, 2017 03:56 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 10, 2017 03:53 PM (Ms8OA)
Think of an intelligent zombie, with magic.
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2017 03:56 PM (7HtZB)
++
Glock-guisarme
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 10, 2017 03:56 PM (XWgNX)
They staked everything they had on hillary winning and they not only lost, they got thrown into the mud and kicked in the head with an iron boot ($1,000 internet dollars to the first person to get that obscure movie reference) in November.
As has been said before, chelsea has the charisma of a baked potato.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 10, 2017 03:56 PM (le7jz)
Posted by: Wayne Brady at March 10, 2017 03:56 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical at March 10, 2017 03:55 PM (hLRSq)
No, sorry, I disagree. Anthony Weiner is an actual rat.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 10, 2017 03:56 PM (Ms8OA)
It's a start.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 10, 2017 03:55 PM (97XyN)
I nominate J. Christian Adams to head the Civil Rights Division.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 03:56 PM (mbhDw)
When your out of juices.
From all the pron.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 03:39 PM (mC1ZI)
Go away. 'Batin.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 10, 2017 03:56 PM (bQLQX)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 10, 2017 03:43 PM (Ms8OA)
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They Friday afternoon news drop is a nice touch. No one will care by Monday. Repeal and replace will be front and center.
Posted by: WisRich at March 10, 2017 03:56 PM (hdpay)
====================
Trump will tweet something "outrageous" in the next 12-24 hours.
No one will remember what happened today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 03:56 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 10, 2017 03:57 PM (/hasf)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 10, 2017 03:57 PM (MQv5C)
What a witch
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2017 03:57 PM (HDU3V)
cardio. I don't have any other cold-like symptoms except general
fatigue. I've had it for a couple of weeks.
I have symptoms enough that people ask me "Hey are you sick?" even
though I wouldn't think of myself as sick, maybe I am if people keep
asking.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2017 02:55 PM (8rNrN)
**
From prev thread,
Ace could be a touch of acid reflux esp. if you are on some kind of diet or fasting program.
Posted by: dananjcon at March 10, 2017 03:57 PM (WLK0w)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 10, 2017 03:53 PM (Ms8OA)
Think of an intelligent zombie, with magic.
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2017 03:56 PM
...
Think of Hillary Clinton, but much less fat, and able to walk under its own power.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2017 03:57 PM (8rNrN)
You know, in a wierd way, they sorta did.
He's a raging pervert whose only public function now is as a punchline.
She's a formerly public figure who had a calamitous fall from power and is now viewed with suspicion by all sane Americans.
Those two *were* the next Clintons, it just all happened while "Mommy" was hogging the klieg lights.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2017 03:57 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: navybrat at March 10, 2017 03:57 PM (w7KSn)
that could very well be. feels a bit like that.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2017 03:57 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 10, 2017 03:53 PM (Ms8OA)
A lich is an undead creature.
.
.
.An undead witch with certain powers that allows it to "raise the dead".
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 10, 2017 03:57 PM (le7jz)
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 10, 2017 03:57 PM (Fb9aZ)
Fake News doesn't care about a fake charity, nor did they care about classified intel disseminated in a private email server.
But Trump has Russian ties!!!
Russia Hackorz teh Election!!
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 10, 2017 03:58 PM (+f7H2)
Posted by: Baked Potato w/ Cheese and Bacon at March 10, 2017 03:58 PM (Dg36k)
It's a start.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 10, 2017 03:55 PM (97XyN)
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From what I'm reading, half have already left voluntarily already. Sessions is the all the rest of the dead enders "its time to go".
Posted by: WisRich at March 10, 2017 03:58 PM (hdpay)
They staked everything they had on hillary winning and they not only lost, they got thrown into the mud and kicked in the head with an iron boot ($1,000 internet dollars to the first person to get that obscure movie reference) in November.
As has been said before, chelsea has the charisma of a baked potato.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 10, 2017 03:56 PM (le7jz)
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We'll see how 2018 plays out first.
I've been hopeful because of the map and the tendency of midterms to favor Republicans.
There's always the current governor of VA. He may be a white male, but he says progressive things. That's all that's needed, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 03:58 PM (mC1ZI)
Come for the nerd humor. 15 years later, stay for the nerd humor.
Posted by: moviegique at March 10, 2017 03:58 PM (7zeA4)
Posted by: pep at March 10, 2017 03:58 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2017 03:56 PM (7HtZB)
Oh. D and D. I don't remember liches back in the day when I was playing that game.
I remember gelatinous cubes, though. We had those.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 10, 2017 03:59 PM (Ms8OA)
though I wouldn't think of myself as sick, maybe I am if people keep
asking.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2017 02:55 PM (8rNrN)
Ace:
You could be mildly asthmatic, or perhaps have some kind of allergy. Flying blind here. If it persists and you are not producing any phlegm or don't have a cold/flu, you should get it checked.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 03:59 PM (mbhDw)
brb, seekin' truth
Posted by: Fake News at March 10, 2017 03:59 PM (+f7H2)
Please--don't tell fartwoman about mishtalk.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 10, 2017 03:59 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 10, 2017 03:51 PM (UBzPO)
I started paying attention right around then myself, because I couldn't understand why things could be so great when I could see so many things going wrong.
Started at some housing bubble blog, then discovered ZH in 2010, where apparently I'm an old fart now.
Other than the Joos stuff in the comments it's been great financial stuff, with a few classic posts of their own, like the #askJPM thread and of course the classic "tongue punch her fart box" quote.
They're also having Kurt Schlichter guest post there now as well.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 10, 2017 03:59 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 10, 2017 03:59 PM (MQv5C)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 10, 2017 03:59 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Kevin Siembieda at March 10, 2017 03:59 PM (eXSOZ)
And also that it's something you often say to a dog.
Posted by: Ted K. at March 10, 2017 03:59 PM (7RqXg)
though I wouldn't think of myself as sick, maybe I am if people keep
asking.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2017 02:55 PM (8rNrN)
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Early onset of tuberculosis. Web MD is NEVER wrong.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 10, 2017 04:00 PM (8XRCm)
You know, in a wierd way, they sorta did.
He's a raging pervert whose only public function now is as a punchline.
She's a formerly public figure who had a calamitous fall from power and is now viewed with suspicion by all sane Americans.
Those two *were* the next Clintons, it just all happened while "Mommy" was hogging the klieg lights.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2017 03:57 PM (sK2fh)
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Makes you think:
We might have been spared Bill Clinton had he been born twenty-thirty years later.
His misdeeds would probably have been all over the Internet before he had the chance to become governor of Arkansas.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 04:00 PM (mC1ZI)
There's nothing wrong with drinking mid afternoon after working 65 hours for the week with more on the way right?
Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2017 04:00 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 10, 2017 03:57 PM (MQv5C)
You saying they're Orthodox Jews with tsi-tsis?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 04:00 PM (mbhDw)
And she's gotten cush job after cush job, such as $600K from NBC despite having no journalism experience, and currently makes a bundle as an executive on her parents' "foundation" as well as sitting on the BoD of a huge internet media corp. and lives in a $10 million NYC apartment and enjoys unearned adulation from the press.
Chelsea's gotten more breaks than just about anyone I can think of.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2017 04:00 PM (NOIQH)
Clean Sweep! And good that Trump learned the lesson of the Bush years; in that controversy, when Bush's AG pointed out that Clinton had fired all the US Attorneys at the beginning of his office, the Dems went all-in on the idea that "oh, it's ok to fire everyone at the beginning of a term, you just can't do it in the middle of a term."
So, ok, good thing to know for the rest of time - always fire ALL democrat attorneys at the beginning of every Republican administration, now and forevermore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2017 04:00 PM (KeRkT)
Posted by: DaveA at March 10, 2017 03:56 PM
DON'T EAT THE DICE! You roll them.
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2017 04:00 PM (HDU3V)
Ace has the dropsies?
Posted by: Fake News at March 10, 2017 04:00 PM (+f7H2)
====
Insomniac, you're a lawyer.
Here's your shot , man.
Don't blow this.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 10, 2017 04:01 PM (/hasf)
Posted by: Chelseee at March 10, 2017 04:01 PM (oVJmc)
Sounds like Ace has teh rickets.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro LX at March 10, 2017 04:01 PM (+f7H2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2017 04:01 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: navybrat at March 10, 2017 03:57 PM (w7KSn)
The Mezvinsky family are quite the Marxists. Look 'em up.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 04:02 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Monte Cook at March 10, 2017 04:02 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 10, 2017 03:55
Thanks Brian, I'll take a look.
Posted by: Farmer at March 10, 2017 04:02 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 03:54 PM (mC1ZI)
Ramos is a handsome Latino like Khan. I wanted to set up a Kirk - Trump comparison but abandon the idea.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 10, 2017 04:02 PM (VdICR)
I saw you plea just as we were leaving the vet, but I knew you'd get some good advice, and didn't worry.
The advice in the last thread is good, and the only things I'd add are
1) Run a registry cleaner (CCleaner has a free version, a number of the anti-virus suites have them as well). Registry muck is one of the primary reasons Windows generally degrades in performance. Reinstalling Windows is the ultimate registry cleaner, but you can extend the time before reinstalling by running a cleaner.
2) You may have picked up something in a Windows update. Not sure if Microsoft "Patch Tuesday" is this week or next, but if you have auto-download and install turned on, sometimes one of the patches causes issue(s). I think this is pretty unlikely, but mention it only to keep in mind if you continue to have problems.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 10, 2017 04:02 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 10, 2017 04:02 PM (754oR)
Posted by: Eromero at March 10, 2017 04:02 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: RickZ at March 10, 2017 04:02 PM (MifL9)
Maybe. If you baked her.
Posted by: Chelseee
We were always baked in the Oval office
Posted by: Barack and Bill at March 10, 2017 04:02 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 10, 2017 04:02 PM (/hasf)
LOL the site that started my education is literally thehousingbubbleblog.com. Haven't been there in a long time but might get back to it as the bubble is back.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 10, 2017 04:02 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2017 04:03 PM (r/0kC)
ace could be asthma.
Serious.
Was that way for a long time, turned out to be asthma, that I didn't know i had.
On an inhaled corticosteroid now and I don't cough anymore.
Posted by: blaster at March 10, 2017 04:03 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 10, 2017 04:03 PM (Ms8OA)
I'd eat a baked potato. Chelsea I would not.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 10, 2017 04:03 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2017 04:00 PM (NOIQH)
More breaks than Carlo Rizzi's face after a visit from Sonny.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 04:03 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Keith Baker at March 10, 2017 04:03 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 03:54 PM (mC1ZI)
Ramos is a handsome Latino like Khan. I wanted to set up a Kirk - Trump comparison but abandon the idea.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 10, 2017 04:02 PM (VdICR)
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Nice.
I guess I'm always just pining for a good talk about Moby Dick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 04:03 PM (mC1ZI)
though I wouldn't think of myself as sick, maybe I am if people keep
asking.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2017 02:55 PM (8rNrN)
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Early onset of tuberculosis. Web MD is NEVER wrong.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 10, 2017 04:00 PM (8XRCm)
Lupus.
Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2017 04:03 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 10, 2017 04:03 PM (MQv5C)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004
And you can be sure we remember YOU...
Posted by: Oozes Slimes and Puddings Local 374 at March 10, 2017 04:03 PM (9krrF)
http://tinyurl.com/zv3qf6c
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2017 04:03 PM (fDdVG)
I'd eat a baked potato. Chelsea I would not.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor
now serving brains
Posted by: This is CNN at March 10, 2017 04:03 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 10, 2017 04:04 PM (X+rUO)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2017 04:04 PM (gjdGN)
Posted by: pep at March 10, 2017 04:04 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: RickZ at March 10, 2017 04:02 PM (MifL9)
Chelsea Clinton is sassy.
I hate sassy.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 10, 2017 04:04 PM (Ms8OA)
Ace could be coughing from not wearing a dust mask when sanding the shelf.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 04:04 PM (mbhDw)
====
Insomniac, you're a lawyer.
Here's your shot , man.
Don't blow this.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 10, 2017 04:01 PM (/hasf)
Heh. I would not want to move to the DC area.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 10, 2017 04:04 PM (0mRoj)
===
The man is in need of a good leeching. Too many bad humors. To the barber with him!
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 10, 2017 04:04 PM (/hasf)
No virgins and unicorns. (Though, again, that does appear in "Sword in the Stone", IIRC.)
Posted by: moviegique at March 10, 2017 04:04 PM (7zeA4)
Posted by: fixerupper
My money's on leprosy.
Posted by: pep at March 10, 2017 04:04 PM (LAe3v)
===================
Is it too early to say smallpox?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 04:04 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 10, 2017 04:04 PM (X+rUO)
Or a club sandwich.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 04:04 PM (mbhDw)
Heh. I would not want to move to the DC area.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 10, 2017 04:04 PM (0mRoj)
===================
Pretty sure they don't all live in DC...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 04:05 PM (mC1ZI)
that could very well be. feels a bit like that.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2017 03:57 PM (8rNrN)
Take 2 Nexium and a couple hobo spleens and call me in the morning.
Posted by: dananjcon at March 10, 2017 04:05 PM (WLK0w)
Posted by: James Wyatt at March 10, 2017 04:05 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: fixerupper
My money's on leprosy.
.
.
.bubonic plague or possibly dengue fever....
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 10, 2017 04:05 PM (le7jz)
Chelsea's gotten more breaks than just about anyone I can think of.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2017 04:00 PM (NOIQH)
+++
Oh, I can think of one other.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2017 04:05 PM (Ivjge)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2017 04:04 PM (gjdGN)
Was going to say "rubs one out in public," but okay.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 04:05 PM (mbhDw)
Heh. I would not want to move to the DC area.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 10, 2017 04:04 PM (0mRoj)
===================
Pretty sure they don't all live in DC...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 04:05 PM (mC1ZI)
True.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 10, 2017 04:05 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: biblio at March 10, 2017 04:05 PM (6FY0P)
Posted by: fixerupper
My money's on leprosy.
.
.
.bubonic plague or possibly dengue fever....
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 10, 2017 04:05 PM (le7jz)
Marburg.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 10, 2017 04:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro LX at March 10, 2017 04:06 PM (+f7H2)
Now if she wants a congressional seat, sure. But that won't be big enough for a Clinton.
Posted by: JoeF.
Here in CA, Dianne Fineswine is 84 this year and aging. She will retire or expire soon. They could move Chelsea into San Fransicko and she would campaign from there. Hillary could come out with Huma.
Seriously, we have a imbecilic tart like Commielah Harris in the Senate now. Chelsea would seem, nay, does seem, like a genius in comparison.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 10, 2017 04:06 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 10, 2017 04:03 PM
That's more because they're red-headed, than Orthodox though, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 10, 2017 04:06 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 10, 2017 04:06 PM (oVJmc)
Oh, I can think of one other.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2017 04:05 PM (Ivjge)
Half-black Hawaiian stoner with Affirmative Action.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 04:06 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2017 04:06 PM (IqV8l)
Heh. I would not want to move to the DC area.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 10, 2017 04:04 PM (0mRoj)
===================
Pretty sure they don't all live in DC...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 04:05 PM (mC1ZI)
True.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 10, 2017 04:05 PM (0mRoj)
====================
How do you go about applying for a politically appointed position?
Get in contact with whoever's making lists? Your senator?
I know you're not going to do it, but I'm just curious how someone would go about pursuing that position in today's system.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 04:07 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 10, 2017 04:03 PM
The word "phylactery" was the tell.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 04:07 PM (mbhDw)
I discovered Ace after Johnson of Charles stealth banned him and Ace called him a pussy. Actually I believe Ace was more diplomatic than that.
But Ace made me laugh. I like to laugh.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 10, 2017 04:07 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2017 04:03 PM (fDdVG)
Oh, joy.
Might make an amusing book thread topic, though.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 10, 2017 04:07 PM (Ms8OA)
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2017 04:07 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Dave Arneson at March 10, 2017 04:07 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 10, 2017 04:07 PM (dargh)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 10, 2017 03:34 PM (UBzPO)
Winning status:
[ ] Tired
[x] Still not tired
Posted by: rickl at March 10, 2017 04:07 PM (zoehZ)
Half-black Hawaiian stoner with Affirmative Action.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 04:06 PM (mbhDw)
+++
Yep.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2017 04:07 PM (Ivjge)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 10, 2017 04:07 PM (X+rUO)
Posted by: Corona at March 10, 2017 04:08 PM (3/A/K)
Posted by: fixerupper
My money's on leprosy.
.
.
.bubonic plague or possibly dengue fever....
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 10, 2017 04:05 PM (le7jz)
Marburg.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 10, 2017 04:06 PM (0mRoj)
Mange.
Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2017 04:08 PM (cAnNx)
It really is astonishing that we put our country's fate in the arthritic, liver-spotted hands of people who were around for the Flood.
Posted by: pep at March 10, 2017 04:08 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2017 04:03 PM (cAnNx)
That's the disease where you turn into a "Mission: Impossible" cast member. It's fatal, IIRC.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 04:08 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 10, 2017 04:08 PM (m3iiU)
Schumer and Gillibrand won't give up their NY Senate seats.
Despite the speculation, the Clintons don't have the juice to get Nita Lowey's seat in NY's 17th handed over to Chelsea. The 17th was redrawn and is now more Right than it used to be. Chelsea might not even win a D primary.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 10, 2017 04:08 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2017 04:09 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Insomniac
===
And they don't want to pay to move you.
www.usajobs.gov
https://www.justice.gov/careers
Just don't tell them that you hate Jews.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 10, 2017 04:09 PM (/hasf)
Get in contact with whoever's making lists? Your senator?
I know you're not going to do it, but I'm just curious how someone would go about pursuing that position in today's system.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 04:07 PM (mC1ZI)
I think you just apply to be an AUSA. The political appointments, I guess you have to know people, or know people who know people.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 10, 2017 04:09 PM (0mRoj)
It really is astonishing that we put our country's fate in the arthritic, liver-spotted hands of people who were around for the Flood.
Posted by: pep at March 10, 2017 04:08 PM (LAe3v)
It's not the age; it's the goniffing power mad socialism.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 04:09 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 04:07 PM (mbhDw)
That was why I thought 'Lich' might have been a slur for 'Jew' that I had never heard before.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 10, 2017 04:09 PM (Ms8OA)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 10, 2017 03:53 PM (Ms8OA)
I thought a rudimentary understanding of Dungeons and Dragons was necessary for reading this blog?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 10, 2017 04:09 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical
There's a Webb Hubbell joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2017 04:09 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 10, 2017 04:09 PM (97XyN)
.
.
.OMG I saw a road kill armadillo this morning.....I am doomed!
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 10, 2017 04:09 PM (le7jz)
It really is astonishing that we put our country's fate in the arthritic, liver-spotted hands of people who were around for the Flood.
Posted by: pep at March 10, 2017 04:08 PM (LAe3v)
==================
You're beginning to sound like progressives who want to take away voting rights from old people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 04:09 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 10, 2017 04:09 PM (X+rUO)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2017 04:09 PM (NOIQH)
I should talk instead about how one of my longest running characters was a wild elf barbarian/duskblade/rogue with a falchion.
Posted by: Sporkatus at March 10, 2017 04:10 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2017 04:10 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: pep at March 10, 2017 04:08 PM (LAe3v)
Don't worry, whoever they get to replace her will be worse.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 10, 2017 04:10 PM (Ms8OA)
"Get Mish!" it says in the sidebar.
"About Mish"
"Posted by: MISH"
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 10, 2017 04:10 PM (PXbkt)
.
.
.
.And so it begins........
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 10, 2017 03:35 PM (le7jz
My Boner just got back from the bank with $7500 dollars he made from working at home on his computer last month.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 10, 2017 04:10 PM (E8rzL)
Better to be safe than sorry -
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 10, 2017 04:10 PM (Saqzi)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro LX at March 10, 2017 04:10 PM (+f7H2)
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2017 04:09 PM (HgMAr)
++
Do we know he sanded the shelves, or did he get a little grit up the nose from all of the screw holes he bored?
Posted by: washrivergal at March 10, 2017 04:10 PM (Ivjge)
I think you just apply to be an AUSA. The political appointments, I guess you have to know people, or know people who know people.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 10, 2017 04:09 PM (0mRoj)
==================
So it's really no different than it was in the early days of the Republic.
Except it's probably a lot easier for your senator or congressman to ignore you now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 04:11 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2017 04:11 PM (HDU3V)
Chelsea tweeting: a sign of genius. Our REAL First Daughter is totally amazing!
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 10, 2017 04:11 PM (dargh)
Mightn't we see the return of...the cowbell?
Posted by: blaster at March 10, 2017 04:11 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 10, 2017 04:02 PM (UBzPO)
That's where I started also. Gymnastgal and I eventually got banned for being too rabidly conservative, yet good ol' Exeter could go on all day about his leftist shit. Asshole.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 10, 2017 04:11 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 10, 2017 04:11 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 04:11 PM (mC1ZI)
Yep. They have staff for that.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 10, 2017 04:11 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2017 04:11 PM (HDU3V)
During the Pleistocene Era.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 04:11 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 10, 2017 04:09 PM (97XyN)
=====================
"You lied in response to a question that was not asked."
"I'm sorry, what the hell are you talking about?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 04:12 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: Golfman at March 10, 2017 04:12 PM (48QDY)
But I still don't understand the supposed appeal of Chelsea and I don't think another 17 years will do it...
Posted by: Mama AJ, nice person, not a witch at March 10, 2017 04:12 PM (gTQoY)
Tina Fey-sorta still around, but hasn't been as prominent lately.
Jon Stewart - vanished from view
Colbert, Maher, etc.- tired, meh.
Lena Dunham-don't even try this one on.
Bill Clinton-so over and tired.
Hilary-day in the sun long gone if she really ever had one
Oprah-reliably liberal and still a presence but not snarky enough
Whoopie, Matt Damon, and all the other lefty celebrities- been there done that for 8 years, no one cares about you anymore
I don't quite grasp the social diplomacy thing, but I do think the leftmedia is desperate for a pop culture icon to carry the "cool" flag. That whole meme almost seems to have jumped the shark a bit. Did anyone really care about those patch together celebrity anti-Trump videos?
This whole thing with Chelsea Clinton shows how slim the pickings are. Next in line as the "new thing"-Michelle Obama?
Posted by: RM at March 10, 2017 04:12 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 10, 2017 04:12 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 10, 2017 04:10 PM
OM, you are far too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 10, 2017 04:12 PM (DMUuz)
What?
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 10, 2017 04:12 PM (/hasf)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 10, 2017 04:10 PM (Ms8OA)
...........
I wonder if Kamala Harris has a sister.
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2017 04:12 PM (HgMAr)
i've had my heart checked a bunch. i kept telling my doctor there was something wrong and he kept saying it was fine. I got a bunch of tests, including ones he wouldn't have ordered without me pressuring him. The ticker's okay.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2017 04:12 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 10, 2017 04:09 PM (97XyN)
Does the ACLU get federal funds? If so, defund them yesterday.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 10, 2017 04:13 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Denny Crane at March 10, 2017 04:13 PM (DMUuz)
Love Falchions in Pathfinder, great crit range and damage.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2017 04:13 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 10, 2017 04:04 PM (X+rUO)
Or a club sandwich.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 04:04 PM (mbhDw)
That's only if he's coughing up a side of cole slaw
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2017 04:13 PM (493sH)
i've had my heart checked a bunch. i kept telling my doctor there was something wrong and he kept saying it was fine. I got a bunch of tests, including ones he wouldn't have ordered without me pressuring him. The ticker's okay.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2017 04:12 PM (8rNrN)
Well, once we have Ryan-Care, you'll be in the pink!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 04:13 PM (mbhDw)
And she was one of what we used to consider the halfway sane Democrats. Deep in Hollywood's pocket, of course, and a pure corporate machine type, but compare and contrast v Sherrod Brown or the Minnesota clown.
Posted by: Colma at March 10, 2017 04:13 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2017 04:11 PM (HDU3V)
During the Pleistocene Era.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 04:11 PM (mbhDw)
====================
"As the Earth cooled and the first amino acids came together to form the first life on Earth, Nancy Pelosi thanked her supporters for voting her into the House of Representatives."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 10, 2017 04:13 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2017 04:14 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at March 10, 2017 04:14 PM (UgF8H)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2017 04:14 PM (39g3+)
.............
She should next go on Naked and Afraid.
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2017 04:14 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 10, 2017 04:14 PM (KP5rU)
When Babs (Senator Ma'am) Boxer finally announced she wouldn't stand for re-election, I braced myself for the strong likelihood that her replacement would be even worse.
Enter, with a flourish, U.S. senator Kamala Harris.
I despise Princess DiFi with the heat of ten thousand supernovae, but I hope she stays in the Senate till she's carried out feet first. Because her replacement will be even worse.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 10, 2017 04:15 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2017 04:12 PM (8rNrN)
You do a volumetric breathing thing?
Posted by: blaster at March 10, 2017 04:15 PM (tewYv)
And MOAR Botox and collagen!
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 10, 2017 04:15 PM (E8rzL)
Posted by: fixerupper
My money's on leprosy.
.
.
.bubonic plague or possibly dengue fever....
*
*
These charmers will probably suggest Ebola next. Or if Ace knows how to walk.
"The Distracted Centipede"
A centipede was happy quite,
Until a frog in fun
Said, "Pray, which leg comes after which?"
This raised her mind to such a pitch,
She lay distracted in the ditch
Considering how to run.
Posted by: Baked Potato w/ Cheese and Bacon at March 10, 2017 04:15 PM (Dg36k)
Ok, this may not be a family blog, but please....no felching jokes.
I had a bad experience, once.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2017 04:15 PM (xJa6I)
I thought they were holding that seat for Gavin Newsom.
Or maybe he's too male and too white for the present-day Donks.
Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2017 04:15 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: runninrebel at March 10, 2017 04:15 PM (mQoUp)
Every game designer and mod maker has a pet weapon they love, its fun seeing what they think is so cool. Usually its Katanas.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2017 04:15 PM (39g3+)
He'll likely be the next CA senator.
The guy who was boinking his best friend's wife while mayor.
Posted by: navybrat at March 10, 2017 04:15 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 10, 2017 04:15 PM (X+rUO)
not sure why it would be back, but it does feel refluxey.
I'm gonna go off the ecig for the day and just chew nicorette to give my throat a break.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2017 04:16 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2017 04:14 PM (HgMAr)
Anybody notice the first season or so of that show, it wasn't anyone you want to see nekkid, but now its like dang you pixelation!!!
Posted by: blaster at March 10, 2017 04:16 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: RM at March 10, 2017 04:12 PM (U3LtS)
What about Sashay and Malaria?
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Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 10, 2017 04:16 PM (/hasf)
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2017 04:11 PM (HDU3V)
Wilson's.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 10, 2017 04:16 PM (TdMsT)
something wrong and he kept saying it was fine. I got a bunch of tests,
including ones he wouldn't have ordered without me pressuring him. The
ticker's okay."
Maybe dig up a smart endocrinologist for a consult.
Age 29 is when weird things can start to happen on the HPA axis.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 10, 2017 04:16 PM (noWW6)
hey look at the synchronicity
yeah I kinda think it's the ecig but not sure why it's all of a sudden causing a problem. but i'll lay off.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2017 04:17 PM (8rNrN)
As someone else noted, there are a lot of colds going around with fatigue and coughs. They take a long time to get rid of. I had one like that. However, asthma does present with coughing during exercise.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2017 04:17 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2017 04:15 PM (xJa6I)
----
so.... it sucked ass??
Posted by: fixerupper at March 10, 2017 04:17 PM (8XRCm)
Why does Ace ignore our medical advice?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro LX at March 10, 2017 04:17 PM (+f7H2)
Jah, Katana's are always uber in every game system.
Shrug. I have one, it's fine. Doesn't cut that much better than a shamshir or Italian longsword.
There's a fun youtube video that goes into debunking katanasuperalles. Skellengrim? Maybe?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2017 04:17 PM (xJa6I)
Whats this about about felching barbarian musk blade elves??
*
*
Now I know what I left out!
Posted by: J.R.R. Tolkien at March 10, 2017 04:17 PM (Dg36k)
not sure why it would be back, but it does feel refluxey.
I'm gonna go off the ecig for the day and just chew nicorette to give my throat a break.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2017 04:16 PM (8rNrN)
Nicotine can cause stomach upset.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 10, 2017 04:17 PM (0mRoj)
He'll likely be the next CA senator.
The guy who was boinking his best friend's wife while mayor.
Posted by: navybrat at March 10, 2017 04:15 PM (w7KSn)
I think Newsom, now Lieutenant Governor, wants the real Governor's seat when Moonbeam version 2.0 retires or expires, and is saving himself for THAT.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 10, 2017 04:17 PM (ujg0T)
Wilson's.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 10, 2017 04:16 PM (TdMsT)
Her district was a deserted Pacific island?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2017 04:18 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2017 04:18 PM (xJa6I)
----
Not enough on her staff to to fend them all off.
Posted by: Coily the Spring Sprite at March 10, 2017 04:18 PM (suO/a)
Apply now, Insomniac. :^) You may not have to leave Florida.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2017 04:18 PM (fDdVG)
Just change "Mega-missiles" into "MAGA-missiles" and I'm all set.
Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at March 10, 2017 04:18 PM (a36X1)
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2017 04:18 PM (HDU3V)
Admit it ace--you want some of this--"spice".
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at March 10, 2017 04:19 PM (fi5nC)
not sure why it would be back, but it does feel refluxey.
I'm gonna go off the ecig for the day and just chew nicorette to give my throat a break.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2017 04:16 PM (8rNrN)
Give cold turkey an attempt. Consider it a challenge.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 10, 2017 04:19 PM (n3xLS)
Yeah. Why not?
I mean, how much worse can it get?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 10, 2017 04:19 PM (8ZskC)
Apply now, Insomniac. :^) You may not have to leave Florida.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2017 04:18 PM (fDdVG)
The website says there's a hiring freeze anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 10, 2017 04:19 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 10, 2017 04:17 PM (ujg0T)
Are we really not doing phrasing anymore?
Posted by: blaster at March 10, 2017 04:19 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2017 04:20 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro LX at March 10, 2017 04:17 PM (+f7H2)
.............
I know. And he should let us help with dating, too.
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2017 04:21 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 10, 2017 04:17 PM (ujg0T)
Are we really not doing phrasing anymore?
Posted by: blaster at March 10, 2017 04:19 PM (tewYv)
I think it was Jim McGreevey who wanted the governor's seat, IYKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 10, 2017 04:21 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2017 04:21 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Sam at March 10, 2017 04:21 PM (trdnR)
Cardiac cough has many more symptoms.
Geez don't worry the man.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2017 04:21 PM (gjdGN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 10, 2017 04:21 PM (8ZskC)
But they'll be thinking about you!
Posted by: runninrebel at March 10, 2017 04:21 PM (mQoUp)
I'm choking to death over here.
I think the only thing better than distributed Horde knowledge being used for medical and dating advice is when I give out parenting advice.
Posted by: alexthechick - Parallama platoon ahoy! at March 10, 2017 04:21 PM (mf5HN)
http://www.zpub.com/un/Chelsea.html
Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2017 04:22 PM (BrMft)
Whats this about about felching barbarian musk blade elves??
Well, my character *was* munchkined out the ass...
On a related note it can be hilarious if everyone in the party sucks at everything except you and the (also munchkined) swashbuckly dude, who's evil.
Posted by: Sporkatus at March 10, 2017 04:22 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2017 04:22 PM (39g3+)
But they'll be thinking about you!
Posted by: runninrebel at March 10, 2017 04:21 PM (mQoUp)
Of course there's the periodontitis and jaw cancer to worry about, but hey. Tradeoffs, man.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 10, 2017 04:22 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 10, 2017 04:22 PM (MQv5C)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 10, 2017 04:12 PM (DMUuz)
Huh. Do I seem young? Perhaps that's a compliment.
I'm no longer young. Middle age has been in my rear-view mirror for quite some time now, and it's quite small now.
(I'm 60)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 10, 2017 04:22 PM (Ms8OA)
Not as an adjective. As a proper noun.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2017 04:22 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: Fritz at March 10, 2017 04:23 PM (YAPkP)
I'll revisit this post when in better spirits.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 10, 2017 04:23 PM (E8rzL)
The wife had a cough that hung around for six weeks.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2017 04:23 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2017 04:23 PM (r/0kC)
Poor Chelsea has no such possibilities, I fear.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 10, 2017 04:23 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 10, 2017 04:24 PM (MQv5C)
Not as an adjective. As a proper noun.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2017 04:22 PM (sK2fh)
Well, it is a damned good name for a horse...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 10, 2017 04:24 PM (wtvvX)
Correct, but six.
Posted by: Sporkatus at March 10, 2017 04:24 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2017 04:22 PM (39g3+)
.........
Whoa. I bet she's popular at the picnic.
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2017 04:25 PM (HgMAr)
Hey, we speak English on this blog.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 10, 2017 04:25 PM (8ZskC)
Nothing on Mideast... nothing about attacks on Israel... nothing about Iran saber rattling...
Its like the rest of the world ceased to exist when President Trump got elected.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 10, 2017 04:25 PM (NgKpN)
Lots and lots of nasty colds that are lasting a long time (a month) going around now where I live (mid-Atlantic). One guy has been off work for a week with some kind of respiratory thing.
Posted by: RM at March 10, 2017 04:25 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 10, 2017 04:25 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2017 04:25 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2017 04:25 PM (gjdGN)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 10, 2017 04:25 PM (MQv5C)
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2017 03:29 PM (HDU3V)
Don't you know it!
Posted by: Kim Jung Un at March 10, 2017 04:25 PM (0i9eW)
Posted by: Strobe at March 10, 2017 04:25 PM (gbWkA)
used for medical and dating advice is when I give out parenting advice.
Uh, what's your take on feeding spinach pancakes to your kids?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2017 04:26 PM (NOIQH)
There's a couple of them, yeah. They're decent swords, but nothing spectacular. A well-made European sword was every bit its equal, because the used basically the same folding and metallurgical techniques. European fighters learned martial arts as well, they've found medieval picture books depicting the stances and moves.
There's just a lot of Asiaphiles out there who think Asian culture and combat, weapons, etc are innately superior. The truth is there's no ultimate weapon, not even within specific classes or weapon types.
The show Forged in Fire is enlightening to me about how small variations in weaponry make them superior for different tasks. A chopper isn't as good as a stabber for poking things, etc. But even more subtly, a thin, flexible sword is terrific against hard, rigid objects (goes right through) but a thick, heavy sword is better against softer targets like a human body (the light flexible one tends to bend). So even within given weapons, there's variation, strengths and weaknesses.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2017 04:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 10, 2017 04:22 PM (0mRoj)
Eggzactly. I would recommend eating Paleo and quiting for a month or two a year though to let the gums grow back.
Posted by: runninrebel at March 10, 2017 04:26 PM (mQoUp)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 10, 2017 03:28 PM (le7jz)
Currying her, more like it.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 10, 2017 04:26 PM (Kf6pm)
Tell me about it. Been dragging me down for a solid week.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2017 04:26 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 10, 2017 04:02 PM (UBzPO)
That's where I started also. Gymnastgal and I eventually got banned for being too rabidly conservative, yet good ol' Exeter could go on all day about his leftist shit. Asshole.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 10, 2017 04:11 PM (Jcg9Q)
Started there too. Awesome information source before the crash.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 10, 2017 04:26 PM (B11vO)
So ace got leprosy and TB from vaping armadillo juice?
ace, I'm sorry for your imminent loss. Can I have the blog?
Posted by: alexthechick - Parallama platoon ahoy! at March 10, 2017 04:26 PM (mf5HN)
Better listen to him Ace. He's a taxidermist.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 10, 2017 04:27 PM (8ZskC)
What about alignment languages? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Sporkatus at March 10, 2017 04:27 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Strobe at March 10, 2017 04:27 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2017 04:25 PM (gjdGN)
............
If that doesn't work, try fur oil.
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2017 04:27 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at March 10, 2017 04:27 PM (ukNFU)
Marilith
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilith
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2017 04:27 PM (39g3+)
Tell me about it. Been dragging me down for a solid week.
Posted by: JackStraw
Had the flu last month. Had the shot. Had a tickling cough that took about three weeks to shake.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2017 04:28 PM (4Ru5B)
used for medical and dating advice is when I give out parenting advice."
Uh, Im kinda enthralled by your "adult", ahem, "fashion advice".
Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2017 04:28 PM (gjdGN)
I've seen that show!
Yeah, different tools for different tasks. Sabers and rapiers and greatswords all being used in the same time period. Interesting stuff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2017 04:28 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2017 04:26 PM (NOIQH)
I think it's a fantastic thing but then again I loathe children.
Posted by: alexthechick - Parallama platoon ahoy! at March 10, 2017 04:29 PM (mf5HN)
You know they are "grooming" her to run for a NY Senate seat right?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 10, 2017 03:28 PM (le7jz)
I doubt that. Cumo is first in line, and Chuckie and the fat broad aren't going to quit any time soon.
Maybe a House seat? Weiner's old seat?
Posted by: Sam at March 10, 2017 04:30 PM (trdnR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2017 04:31 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2017 04:31 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 10, 2017 04:09 PM (97XyN)
___________________________
Bwahahahahaha.
The Alabama bar is not exactly a hotbed of liberals. And even liberal lawyers won't disbar (or even mildly discipline) an attorney for answering a poorly worded, multi-part question "incorrectly."
Perjury is a specific intent offense, and given how horrendously bad the question asked of Sessions was, there is no possible way anybody could prove that Sessions answered it with an intent to deceive. Let the ACLU spin its wheels all it wants. The guys in the AL bar disciplinary committee can probably use the laughs.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 10, 2017 04:31 PM (riF5p)
Posted by: Holmes at March 10, 2017 04:31 PM (fi5nC)
CB,
Have you installed anything lately on your system? (Even if it is a browser or music plug-in.)
Agree on getting a 1TB drive to save your stuff if you haven't already.
Google 'Microsoft Safety Scanner' and run the executable.
I've found a number of machines that displayed false negatives (McAfee is utterly untrustworthy IMHO) whereas MSS appeared to be quite thorough.
I prefer BitDefender but others may differ with me on this.
It does sound like you have some type of infection on your system though.
Let me know if you need additional help.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 10, 2017 04:32 PM (B11vO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2017 04:32 PM (39g3+)
The clary sage seed oil's healing properties will soothe and reduce inflammation. It's been dermatologically and gynecologically tested. For best results, use it liberally as part of a daily regimen.
Posted by: Gwyneth P., lifestyle guru at March 10, 2017 04:33 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: blaster at March 10, 2017 04:03 PM
Those things are great. I was coughing for a couple of months after The Cold That Wouldn't Die. To the point my ribs were injured. Couple weeks on the inhaler, and all is well. Except for the slight laryngitis. That's a little annoying.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2017 04:33 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Emma Watson at March 10, 2017 04:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman at March 10, 2017 04:34 PM (gbWkA)
Anyone remember My Father's Place?
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at March 10, 2017 04:35 PM (zwsnd)
**Doctor with plague mask rolls up sleeves to display hairy arms and snaps on blinding overhead light**
Posted by: RM at March 10, 2017 04:35 PM (U3LtS)
Of course I'm a Deplorable so I had to spend skill points to be literate =P
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 10, 2017 04:35 PM (MQv5C)
Poor Chelsea has no such possibilities, I fear.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 10, 2017 04:23 PM (Nox3c)
Commielah did advance as far as she did largely by keeping the late Willie Brown's bed warm and his ejaculate swallowed, true.
But if Chelsea decides to "come out", maybe she could swing the Lavender Mafia in this state her way.
Two other CA Senate Contenders in 2018:
1. Antonio Villaraigosa, the Reconquista MEChistA commiecrat turned LA Mayor.
2. John Chiang, former State Controller turned Treasurer. I have met him in the Civil Cervix, and he may be the last of the non-Commiecrat Democrats left in this state. In a top-two general election, assuming he takes second and the GOP candidate is third or lower, sadly possible, he could even get Republican support. He has kept his stances low key, has done his jobs well, and probably built up his chits and his donors among the state's Asian Persuasion.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 10, 2017 04:36 PM (ujg0T)
If you try to breath deeply while sitting still and start coughing (like I just did) then it's not really the exercising causing it.
Depending on how you look at it.
I don't know.
Posted by: Mama AJ, nice person, not a witch at March 10, 2017 04:36 PM (gTQoY)
Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman at March 10, 2017 04:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2017 04:38 PM (8rNrN)
Coughing while you exercise?
This could be from living in Hymie Town with all the pollution? Are you coughing up any phlegm?
If so, you need to see a doctor. Could be anything from TB to the flu.
Living in NYC is not for the faint at heart.
Posted by: Sam at March 10, 2017 04:38 PM (trdnR)
Who ya gonna call? 555-2368 Ghostbusters!
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at March 10, 2017 04:38 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2017 04:38 PM (8rNrN)
Be careful with that. Overuse has many side effects and can even sometimes cause lesions or actually cause a persistent cough. Notwithstanding all the other symptoms.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2017 04:39 PM (gjdGN)
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2017 04:38 PM (8rNrN)
Do people seem to ignore you when you talk to them? Because we may be getting to the bottom of this.
Posted by: Bruce Willis at March 10, 2017 04:41 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Dr. Algernop Krieger at March 10, 2017 04:41 PM (gbWkA)
Willie Brown's dead?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 10, 2017 04:43 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2017 04:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2017 04:43 PM (gjdGN)
Posted by: Cate Blanchett at March 10, 2017 04:44 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Eromero at March 10, 2017 04:44 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Mama AJ, nice person, not a witch at March 10, 2017 04:44 PM (gTQoY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2017 04:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Barney, not the fag one at March 10, 2017 04:46 PM (trdnR)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at March 10, 2017 04:46 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 10, 2017 04:46 PM (43OZ6)
Chelsea exudes stupidity, and all the plastic surgery and media cheerleading can't fix that.
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 10, 2017 04:46 PM (43OZ6)
AND, entitlement. She IS white privilege, BUT it doesn't count if you are a democrat.
Posted by: Sam at March 10, 2017 04:48 PM (trdnR)
Posted by: Kevlar at March 10, 2017 04:49 PM (MQwIg)
Willie Brown's dead?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 10, 2017 04:43 PM (DMUuz)
My bad. I assumed he must have died since I have not heard from him since he left office.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 10, 2017 04:49 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 10, 2017 04:50 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 10, 2017 04:54 PM (YEelc)
Reminds me of this gem:
https://twitter.com/DanielleMuscato/status/840236592618975232
Girl pays off 200k in college loans in 3 years!
By being given a condo, renting it out living with her parents, while working for a big salary at her mom's nonprofit...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2017 04:54 PM (39g3+)
1. Antonio Villaraigosa, the Reconquista MEChistA commiecrat turned LA Mayor.
2. John Chiang, former State Controller turned Treasurer. I have met him in the Civil Cervix, and he may be the last of the non-Commiecrat Democrats left in this state. In a top-two general election, assuming he takes second and the GOP candidate is third or lower, sadly possible, he could even get Republican support. He has kept his stances low key, has done his jobs well, and probably built up his chits and his donors among the state's Asian Persuasion.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 10, 2017 04:36 PM (ujg0T)
This.
John Chiang got the state govt. to pass a budget by withholding their paychecks! One of the apparently few honest Democrats left in the state.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 10, 2017 04:59 PM (B11vO)
Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at March 10, 2017 04:59 PM (FXQNk)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 10, 2017 05:13 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Mike at March 10, 2017 05:18 PM (oGI1N)
Posted by: mikethegrate at March 10, 2017 05:18 PM (5vfQC)
Chelsea exudes charm and sassiness from every pore.
That, and sebaceous oils. Lots and lots of sebaceous oils. Metric shit-tons of sebaceous oils.
Really. She needs to retain a dermatologist and have him or her on speed dial.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2017 05:18 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Derptastic at March 10, 2017 05:57 PM (OOzGp)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 10, 2017 06:20 PM (1CroS)
do you mean a glaive or a glaive-guisarme? Or perhaps a spetum?
I thought it was a ransour???
Posted by: Fox at March 10, 2017 06:22 PM (DVC2D)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 10, 2017 06:22 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: sum(random) at March 10, 2017 06:59 PM (7mfVa)
Seriously, Chelsea Hubbell is just an average American dumbshit. We have tens of millions just like her, san money. Nothing special at all.
She needs to go deliver hot meals to the elderly or something, and stop trying to be a Clinton.
Posted by: jbspry at March 10, 2017 07:14 PM (4kpbt)
Guess daddy and momma are too damaged goods to bring money into the Clinton Foundation, and the parents aren't willing to give up the sweet gravy train, time for her to learn the graft game
Posted by: Janir at March 10, 2017 07:49 PM (Lk5qN)
And I'm an English teacher.
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