Barbra Streisand: I'm Gaining Weight Because of Trump. I Just Can't Stop Eating Pancakes.

Yes, I'm afraid I prepared those very pancakes, after taking pity on her, and then playing genetic tic-tac-toe on her back.

Have you no GAINZZZ, madame? At long last, have you no GAINZZZ at all?

Donald Trump is making me gain weight. I start the day with liquids, but after the morning news, I eat pancakes smothered in maple syrup!
— Barbra Streisand (@BarbraStreisand) March 5, 2017

Trump just accused Obama of tapping his phones. Seriously crazy times. Time for more pancakes.
— Barbra Streisand (@BarbraStreisand) March 5, 2017

So let's see: Most of Trump's enemies are going crazy and getting fat.

Oh, and he's always on Twitter.

I'm sure that reading his enemies whine about getting fat and crazy on Twitter is really going to depress him and make him re-evaluate his life choices.

Sad!

Posted by: Ace at 02:25 PM

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1 Lena Dunham however claims she's lost weight.

But women aren't over emotional, nope, not at all.

Posted by: josephistan at March 07, 2017 02:20 PM (7HtZB)

2 st?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 07, 2017 02:20 PM (zGttg)

3 corgis summoned

Posted by: josephistan at March 07, 2017 02:20 PM (7HtZB)

4 And Happy National Pancake Day!

Posted by: josephistan at March 07, 2017 02:21 PM (7HtZB)

5 Whenever you think that Liam Neeson has it easy, making Taken 17 for another cool $20 million, just remember that he once had to fuck Babs to get ahead in the industry.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 07, 2017 02:21 PM (SIY7D)

6 *sigh*

I'll go call everyone... But seriously; who gives two shits what Barbara Streisand has to say.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 07, 2017 02:21 PM (zGttg)

7
Help me, Blessed Rachel Corrie! You're my only hope!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2017 02:21 PM (v1g1+)

8
Ooh, Lisa Douglas Hots Cakes!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2017 02:21 PM (mbhDw)

9 Trump puts that fork in her hand and makes her shovel in the grub.

Just like HITLER.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 07, 2017 02:22 PM (oVJmc)

10 And how is madame feeling today?

Better.

Better?

Better get a bucket, I'm going to eat more pancakes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 07, 2017 02:22 PM (493sH)

11 We can help her, Ace! She just needs to adopt the Low BLOS Life Diet (see link).

Posted by: scrood at March 07, 2017 02:22 PM (XcOXh)

12
what does @IHOP have to say about this?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 07, 2017 02:22 PM (Sw83N)

13 Liam Neeson making another shoot'em up flick? The same Liam Neeson who is a staunch supporter of gun control? Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 07, 2017 02:22 PM (zGttg)

14 Maple syrup? We've been out here feeding our kids Ol' Roy syrup on our bottom-shelf homemade pancakes for the last eight years, and you're complaining because the maple syrup on the gluten-free pancakes your chef prepares for you is making you fat?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 07, 2017 02:23 PM (/f1mm)

15

Roses are red
Violets are purple
Good old Babs
Loves maple syrple

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2017 02:23 PM (IqV8l)

16 Pretty Slow gainzzz still. 6 lbs since Jan 1. Doing 22 hour fasts each day, but then eating a lot of meat, cheese, and eggs between 6 and 8, because I'm hungry as hell by the then. I FEELZ like I'm losing fat through this method, just not showing up on the scale.

One thing I would say is that it becomes a hell of a lot easier to do 22 hours over time. Working your way up to it helps a lot.

Posted by: chris not rock at March 07, 2017 02:23 PM (dX5s2)

17

Thanks for linking Babs, 'genetic tic tac toe' and pancakes forever in my mind.

#vomitingforGAINZZ

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 07, 2017 02:23 PM (6TED6)

18 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY YOU'D BE ABLE TO FUCK A WOMAN AS UGLY AS BABS WOULD BE DOGGIE STYLE; HENCE THE "PLAYING GENETIC TIC TAC TOE ON HER BACK" COMMENT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 07, 2017 02:23 PM (zKIA2)

19 Thanks Ben.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 07, 2017 02:23 PM (R7+kO)

20
Try the waffles.

~BHO

Posted by: fixerupper at March 07, 2017 02:23 PM (8XRCm)

21 Obama only made you eat shit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 07, 2017 02:24 PM (oVJmc)

22 14 Liam Neeson making another shoot'em up flick? The same Liam Neeson who is a staunch supporter of gun control? Fuck that guy in particular.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 07, 2017 02:22 PM (zGttg)

Mother-in-law is the lovely, wonderful humanitarian Vanessa Redgrave.

/S

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2017 02:24 PM (mbhDw)

23 She has coarse hair on her back.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 07, 2017 02:24 PM (ymRuQ)

24 So we just round up the weeping fatties.

I like it when they self-identify, makes targeting easier.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2017 02:24 PM (/tuJf)

25
Ooh, Lisa Douglas Hots Cakes!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Emergency head gasket repair.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2017 02:24 PM (IqV8l)

26 Thanks for linking Babs, 'genetic tic tac toe' and pancakes forever in my mind.

#vomitingforGAINZZ

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 07, 2017 02:23 PM (6TED6)

Yeah, I have never been a fan of pancakes, at least.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 07, 2017 02:24 PM (R7+kO)

27 She's becoming.... a BIG Star?

Posted by: Don Q. at March 07, 2017 02:24 PM (NgKpN)

28 Barbra Streisand: I'm Gaining Weight Because of Trump. I Just Can't Stop Eating Pancakes.

Streisand has been dating ace?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 07, 2017 02:24 PM (zc3Db)

29
Barbara Streisand probably thinks that alcoholics don't have a choice everyday either. That the drink automatically jumps into the stomachs.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 07, 2017 02:24 PM (ZFUt7)

30 Donald Trump is making me gain weight. I start the day with liquids, but after the morning news, I eat pancakes smothered in maple syrup!

I'll bet James Brolin is starting, continuing and ending the day with "liquids" just to get through being married to her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 07, 2017 02:24 PM (493sH)

31 I'm afraid I prepared those very pancakes, after taking pity on her, and then playing genetic tic-tac-toe on her back...

_____

Nuttin Honey??

Posted by: fixerupper at March 07, 2017 02:25 PM (8XRCm)

32 With Babs (and hopefully other critics) getting fat off of Trump, this problem could ultimately solve itself.

Heart disease anyone?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 07, 2017 02:25 PM (jxbfJ)

33
Don't forget the ~~fagged out~~ (sorry) overworked journalists, ace!

Erik Wemple frets that the journalists tasked with covering Donald Trump's White House are growing weary thanks to the "unsustainable" pace the president is setting -- with long days, "ruined weekends", and "unpredictable" moves.

-- from the Washington Post

Dude's in his 70s, you pussies!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2017 02:25 PM (v1g1+)

34 Wasn't Babs gonna leave the country if Trump won? WTF! Why is that miserable scrunt still here anyway?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 07, 2017 02:25 PM (zGttg)

35 "Pancakes. Wanna buy some DeathStacks?"

Jedi wave ....

Posted by: Aristomenes at March 07, 2017 02:25 PM (CPV6S)

36 Is tomorrow the day without Women day?

Posted by: simplemind at March 07, 2017 02:25 PM (xVRrG)

37 You know, one bad thing about Trump's election is every time he sends out a tweet half the country stops working for an impromptu Two Minutes of Hate session. It's probably knocking half a percent off of our GDP growth.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 07, 2017 02:26 PM (Xuv2G)

38 Well, pure organic maple syrup with hand shelled pecans for that oh-so-decadent butter pecan maple syrup over some homemade pancakes is worth a Trump Tweet, right?

Posted by: Vanceone at March 07, 2017 02:26 PM (A9Gmy)

39 fat MEGA BARBARA

lol

Posted by: Fox at March 07, 2017 02:26 PM (DVC2D)

40 Matter can't be destroyed, just transferred.

All our GAINZZ are going to Bab's ass and hips

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 07, 2017 02:26 PM (SIY7D)

41 Wasn't Babs gonna leave the country if Trump won? WTF! Why is that miserable scrunt still here anyway?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 07, 2017 02:25 PM (zGttg)

They must not have pancakes in other countries

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 07, 2017 02:26 PM (493sH)

42 Krusteaz pancake mix. Peanut butter and sour cherry jam. Frosty glass of milk.

Posted by: 13times at March 07, 2017 02:26 PM (WHVu+)

43 Barbra came into prominence when I was in junior high school. I have always detested both her and her music, so I will leave you now to go dust the house.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 07, 2017 02:26 PM (TdMsT)

44 33 Only way to do bab's is a threesome with Nancy P.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 07, 2017 02:25 PM (5+TjF)

Who's the unlucky schmuck on point?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2017 02:26 PM (mbhDw)

45 Trump should force her fat ass to eat salad.

Just like HITLER.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 07, 2017 02:26 PM (oVJmc)

46 Watching the left wing fucktards descend further and further into madness is entertaining.

Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2017 02:26 PM (r/0kC)

47 Hmmmm Pancakes.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at March 07, 2017 02:26 PM (gbWkA)

48 I don't eat syrup, I have peanut butter and honey on my pancakes or French toast. I put peanut butter and preserves on vanilla ice cream, ya laugh at me but try it first.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 07, 2017 02:26 PM (6Ll1u)

49 "I'm sure that see his enemies whine about getting fat and crazy on Twitter is really going to depress him and make him re-evaluate his life choices."

If I knew that Trump would cause so much Joy-Through-Winning I would have voted for him - voted for him like a Democrat!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical at March 07, 2017 02:26 PM (hLRSq)

50 So who made Lena fat?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 07, 2017 02:26 PM (U6f54)

51 The pictures of Streisand have gotten down right scary. Barely recognizable, but that's her... http://tinyurl.com/h77zqu6

Posted by: scofflaw_x at March 07, 2017 02:26 PM (y9ZJX)

52 If I was going to binge eat due to depression, it would be hot and spicy fried chicken..with buffalo sauce.

Posted by: IC at March 07, 2017 02:27 PM (a0IVu)

53 Every President since LBJ has caused me to gain weight. In fact, I could use some maple syrup now.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 07, 2017 02:27 PM (SsblQ)

54 35
Don't forget the fagged out (sorry) overworked journalists, ace!

Erik Wemple frets that the journalists tasked with covering Donald Trump's White House are growing weary thanks to the "unsustainable" pace the president is setting -- with long days, "ruined weekends", and "unpredictable" moves.

-- from the Washington Post

Dude's in his 70s, you pussies!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2017 02:25 PM (v1g1+)

Kids....

When the going gets weird, the weird turn Pro!

Posted by: Hunter S. Thompson, the Great White Shark Hunt at March 07, 2017 02:27 PM (NgKpN)

55
I'll bet James Brolin is starting, continuing and ending the day with "liquids" just to get through being married to her

He had Bailey Quarters.

He wound up with this.

James Brolin = Total loser.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 07, 2017 02:27 PM (oVJmc)

56 Is there anything that magnificent bastard Trump can't do?

Posted by: Flyboy at March 07, 2017 02:27 PM (fS5UK)

57 42 Wasn't Babs gonna leave the country if Trump won? WTF! Why is that miserable scrunt still here anyway?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 07, 2017 02:25 PM (zGttg)

They must not have pancakes in other countries
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 07, 2017 02:26 PM (493sH)

Or Jupiter

Posted by: Cher at March 07, 2017 02:27 PM (7HtZB)

58 Is it to much to hope she also get's cardio-vascular disease?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2017 02:27 PM (KlI/a)

59 Somebody give Babs a nice warm glass of Shut The Heck UP.

Posted by: ALH at March 07, 2017 02:27 PM (uLuPn)

60 Pancakes look like Bab's mud flaps.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 07, 2017 02:27 PM (ymRuQ)

61 Timely. Today is National Pancake Day.

Get to IHOP before 1900 and git you a short stack for FREE

Posted by: kallisto at March 07, 2017 02:27 PM (nNdYv)

62
It's just a shame that people don't gather on the beach in front of her Malibu estate and show support for her every day for the next four years. I'm sure she'd appreciate the gesture.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 07, 2017 02:28 PM (ZFUt7)

63 You want a surefire diet? Pose naked and put that picture on the fridge.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2017 02:28 PM (gjdGN)

64 Try our waffles.

Posted by: Belgium at March 07, 2017 02:28 PM (gbWkA)

65 50 So who made Lena fat?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 07, 2017 02:26 PM (U6f54)

Look, not everything comes out perfect, okay?

Posted by: God at March 07, 2017 02:28 PM (Xuv2G)

66 But women aren't over emotional, nope, not at all.

THOSE women are. Some of us don't b;are our weight gain on Trump or anyone else.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 07, 2017 02:28 PM (fDdVG)

67 Best Babs ever looked was in What's Up Doc. Definitely hittable at that time.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 07, 2017 02:28 PM (jl269)

68 Obviously, it is a vast right wing conspiracy to ruin the over the hill actress 's career.

Poor, poor Babs.

Posted by: rd at March 07, 2017 02:28 PM (iT57s)

69 Weird how I didn't gain any weight during the last 8 years. Thenow again I'm not fucking insane.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 07, 2017 02:28 PM (/9EsW)

70 BAHBWAAAAH!!!!!!!'

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at March 07, 2017 02:28 PM (bE6x+)

71 what does @IHOP have to say about this?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 07, 2017 02:22 PM (Sw83N)

"Happy Days Are Here Again..."

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical at March 07, 2017 02:28 PM (hLRSq)

72 Whenever you think that Liam Neeson has it easy, making Taken 17 for another cool $20 million, just remember that he once had to fuck Babs to get ahead in the industry.

F. T. S.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2017 02:29 PM (/B2KC)

73 67 Best Babs ever looked was in What's Up Doc. Definitely hittable at that time.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 07, 2017 02:28 PM (jl269)

Agreed. Funny, fun movie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2017 02:29 PM (mbhDw)

74 Anyone else's company doing dumb shit for tomorrow, like giving out little cards you can give to women who are "bold"?

Convergence is a real thing.

Posted by: Chupacabra at March 07, 2017 02:29 PM (Smm/k)

75 Posted by: scofflaw_x at March 07, 2017 02:26 PM (y9ZJX)

That was worse than yesterday's London Boy drop!!

Posted by: kallisto at March 07, 2017 02:29 PM (nNdYv)

76 Best Babs ever looked was in What's Up Doc. Definitely hittable at that time.

Yes. And that was a very, very, very long time ago.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 07, 2017 02:29 PM (oVJmc)

77 Lena Dunham doesn't sweat much for a fat girl.

Posted by: ALH at March 07, 2017 02:29 PM (uLuPn)

78 Phew! She didn't say pizza.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2017 02:29 PM (NOIQH)

79 66 But women aren't over emotional, nope, not at all.

THOSE women are. Some of us don't b;are our weight gain on Trump or anyone else.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 07, 2017 02:28 PM (fDdVG)

Not even ice cream? Or Cadburry eggs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 07, 2017 02:29 PM (R7+kO)

80
"At St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast,
where I stole the mar-jer-een . . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2017 02:29 PM (mbhDw)

81 I guess it never occurred to Barbara that the more carbs you eat the more carbs you want.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 07, 2017 02:29 PM (fDdVG)

82 Every member of the US Senate on Tuesday called on the Trump administration to swiftly act against individuals threatening Jewish institutions nationwide, amid a spike in vandalism, attacks and bomb threats against Jewish organizations and community centers.

?????
They should have addressed the Letter to the Left?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2017 02:30 PM (KlI/a)

83 Timely. Today is National Pancake Day.

Get to IHOP before 1900 and git you a short stack for FREE
Posted by: kallisto

Just my luck. I see this in 2017.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2017 02:30 PM (/B2KC)

84 Try our Waffen

Posted by: Schutzstaffel at March 07, 2017 02:30 PM (gbWkA)

85
Wow, talk about first world problems -- this is a Only In Hollywood Problem. Ridiculous foolish people.

Someone needs to tweet back to this shithead that people are starving every day and don't have the luxury of worrying about eating too many pancakes because the fake news upsets them.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 07, 2017 02:30 PM (Sw83N)

86 Unlike Obamacare, Barbra's ass crosses state lines, all the time.

This is why she shops in an RV. Can't fit in a car.

Posted by: Mathers at March 07, 2017 02:30 PM (mDmux)

87 Erik Wemple frets that the journalists tasked with covering Donald Trump's White House are growing weary thanks to the "unsustainable" pace the president is setting -- with long days, "ruined weekends", and "unpredictable" moves.

Alive! I'm alive!

Posted by: Schadenboner at March 07, 2017 02:30 PM (NF2Bf)

88 Didn't Babs do a porn at a young age?

Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2017 02:30 PM (r/0kC)

89 Barbra Streisand. Naked, covered in nothing but pancake syrup and singing show tunes.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 07, 2017 02:30 PM (gjdGN)

90 67 Best Babs ever looked was in What's Up Doc. Definitely hittable at that time.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 07, 2017 02:28 PM (jl269)

I still would have hit that in the Prince of Tides years. She had a nice shape to her. Before, I guess, the pancakes.

Posted by: God at March 07, 2017 02:30 PM (Xuv2G)

91 Maybe Lena and Babs could get together and just eat each other.

You're welcome.

And I didn't include Yoko, so you're more welcome.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 07, 2017 02:31 PM (oVJmc)

92 By the By today is Free pancakes at iHOP

Maybe someone can tow Babs there

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2017 02:31 PM (KlI/a)

93
28 Barbra Streisand: I'm Gaining Weight Because of Trump. I Just Can't Stop Eating Pancakes.

Perhaps we all should cut out coupons from IHOP and other breakfast-serving restaurants and send them to Babs.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2017 02:31 PM (v1g1+)

94 82 Every member of the US Senate on Tuesday called on the Trump administration to swiftly act against individuals threatening Jewish institutions nationwide, amid a spike in vandalism, attacks and bomb threats against Jewish organizations and community centers.

?????
They should have addressed the Letter to the Left?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2017 02:30 PM (KlI/a)

He did. It's called the IMMIGRATION BAN!

And yes to that other deal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2017 02:31 PM (mbhDw)

95 Yentl is zaftig.

Posted by: General Zod at March 07, 2017 02:31 PM (Bdeb0)

96
Erik Wemple frets that the journalists tasked with covering Donald Trump's White House are growing weary thanks to the "unsustainable" pace the president is setting -- with long days, "ruined weekends", and "unpredictable" moves.

-- from the Washington Post

Dude's in his 70s, you pussies!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2017 02:25 PM (v1g1+)

Oh that BEAST! I'll bet Erik cries himself to sleep at night

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 07, 2017 02:31 PM (493sH)

97 It warms my heart to hear Babs and the usual suspects whine, grow fat or lean, and show the sane ones among us how batshit crazy they are.

Posted by: colfax mingo at March 07, 2017 02:31 PM (+ucSt)

98 91 Maybe Lena and Babs could get together and just eat each other.

You're welcome.

And I didn't include Yoko, so you're more welcome.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 07, 2017 02:31 PM (oVJmc)

You, sir, are a monster.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 07, 2017 02:31 PM (Xuv2G)

99 Do celebrities ever consider how stupid they sound when they say stuff like this?

Posted by: ALH at March 07, 2017 02:32 PM (uLuPn)

100 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 07, 2017 02:29 PM (oVJmc)

1972. So yeah a long time ago .

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 07, 2017 02:32 PM (jl269)

101 You don't send me flour anymore ~

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2017 02:32 PM (4YGWz)

102 Barbra Streisand: I'm Gaining Weight Because of Trump. I Just Can't Stop Eating Pancakes.

She's eating the corpse of Rachel Corrie?

I didn't know she was into necro-lesbianism...

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 07, 2017 02:32 PM (rUIbB)

103 Totally unrelated to pancakes, but...did you know that Babs has a freakin' underground mall as her basement. Yes, really.

http://www.harpersbazaar.com/fashion/photography/g1321/
barbra-streisand-house-photos/

Maybe she should toddle laps around her personal mall like the senior ladies do for exercise at our local mall?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2017 02:32 PM (NOIQH)

104 I live in fear of pancakes. They lurk in dark places, waiting for an opportunity to jump down my gullet. [Looks over shoulder]

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 07, 2017 02:32 PM (RD7QR)

105
Wasn't Babs gonna leave the country if Trump won? WTF! Why is that miserable scrunt still here anyway?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 07, 2017 02:25 PM (

Unlike the United States, most countries have standards for admitting immigrants.

Guess who doesn't meet the standards for Australia?

Posted by: rd at March 07, 2017 02:32 PM (iT57s)

106 So who made Lena fat? Posted by: Les Kinetic

The Patriarchy!

Posted by: SlowDown at March 07, 2017 02:32 PM (t6wDl)

107 best pancakes i ever had were in hawaii.
i hated hawaii, but still remember the pancakes.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 07, 2017 02:33 PM (QOSwQ)

108 She's eating the corpse of Rachel Corrie?

I didn't know she was into necro-lesbianism...
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 07, 2017 02:32 PM (rUIbB)

I was going to do a Ben post, but that's just mean. Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 07, 2017 02:33 PM (R7+kO)

109 Didn't Babs do a porn at a young age?

Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2017 02:30 PM (r/0kC)

Yes, she was in - What's Up Her, Doc?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 07, 2017 02:33 PM (493sH)

110 Goodbye cruel world.....

Posted by: James Brolin at March 07, 2017 02:33 PM (OD2ni)

111
Not even ice cream? Or Cadburry eggs?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 07, 2017 02:29 PM (R7+kO)

That's a someTHING, not a person but if I eat 15 Cadbury eggs before lunch, it's all on me. Actually,I really don't like those anyway. I prefer dark chocolate. However, I think Barbara might be joking a bit although it's convenient to blame stress eating on Trump, whom she can't stand.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 07, 2017 02:33 PM (fDdVG)

112 88 Didn't Babs do a porn at a young age?
Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2017 02:30 PM (r/0kC)

Celebrity Skin. Issue 103.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2017 02:33 PM (mbhDw)

113 103 Totally unrelated to pancakes, but...did you know that Babs has a freakin' underground mall as her basement. Yes, really.

http://www.harpersbazaar.com/fashion/photography/g1321/
barbra-streisand-house-photos/

Maybe she should toddle laps around her personal mall like the senior ladies do for exercise at our local mall?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2017 02:32 PM (NOIQH)

People do odd things when they have metric ass-tons of money.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 07, 2017 02:33 PM (Xuv2G)

114 Pancakes are rich...
Ill eat them right here..
My big fast ass....drags on the ground
You stop and you stare.

Pack on the pounds.

Hill lost the race?
I dont approve
Trump keeps tweeting around
I cannot move.
Where are the Mounds?

Pack on the pounds

Pack on the pounds

Posted by: fixerupper at March 07, 2017 02:34 PM (8XRCm)

115 Barry can't stop eating waffles either, I'll bet.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 07, 2017 02:34 PM (eXSOZ)

116 >>Erik Wemple frets that the journalists tasked with covering Donald
Trump's White House are growing weary thanks to the "unsustainable" pace
the president is setting -- with long days, "ruined weekends", and
"unpredictable" moves.

What, you thought you could wage a war against Trump and he wouldn't fight back?!?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2017 02:34 PM (NOIQH)

117 Unlike the United States, most countries have standards for admitting immigrants.

Guess who doesn't meet the standards for Australia?

George Snuffleufelgus.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2017 02:34 PM (/B2KC)

118 Yentl is zaftig.

Posted by: General Zod at March 07, 2017 02:31 PM (Bdeb0)

You misspelled six-man-emergency-life-raftig.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical at March 07, 2017 02:34 PM (hLRSq)

119 Ms Creosote, please.

It would be her finest role.

Posted by: JEM at March 07, 2017 02:34 PM (TppKb)

120
Anyway, Streisand is going down like a Led Zeppole.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2017 02:34 PM (mbhDw)

121 I understand that Hitler made a fine stack of Pfannkuchen in his day.

Posted by: Grump928(C) ProLite Elite 2200XL at March 07, 2017 02:34 PM (LTHVh)

122 107 best pancakes i ever had were in hawaii.
i hated hawaii, but still remember the pancakes.
Posted by: concrete girl at March 07, 2017 02:33 PM (QOSwQ)

Spam pancakes?

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 07, 2017 02:34 PM (Xuv2G)

123 "I start the day with liquids"

I start and end the day with liquids. Hic.

Posted by: Hillary at March 07, 2017 02:34 PM (OD2ni)

124 Senator Feinstein (D-CA) on Tuesday came out against President Donald Trumps choice for Americas top envoy to Israel, describing the nominee as too extreme and divisive for such an important diplomatic position.

Yeah we won the Election so we're suppose to send some left wing asshole right? LMAO. Anyway your not a real Jew, so STFU

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2017 02:34 PM (KlI/a)

125 i hated hawaii, but still remember the pancakes.
===============

What was wrong with Hawaii? I've never been, but assume its pretty nice, except for the hippies.

Posted by: simplemind at March 07, 2017 02:34 PM (xVRrG)

126 Pancakes are overrated.

I prefer French Toast.

Challah or Brioche only, though.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2017 02:34 PM (oXKWd)

127 My mom's favorite song growing up was People. Now you've gone and put an ear worm in my head with this post.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 07, 2017 02:35 PM (jl269)

128 He had Bailey Quarters.

Jan Smithers is now 67.

For 67 ... nice job Jan. Way to keep it together.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 07, 2017 02:35 PM (nw6G5)

129 Someone should splash that old porno movie of her on the net again.

You can't miss that it's her. That nose.

Posted by: Mathers at March 07, 2017 02:35 PM (mDmux)

130 PLeasE
hELp

mE

Posted by: James Brolin at March 07, 2017 02:35 PM (8ZskC)

131 But I ain't jacked my lumber baby
Since my chain saw you

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 07, 2017 02:35 PM (FZYNt)

132 Palate cleanser: sidebar music link goes to "My Sharona". In the sidebar of that link is another version of "My Sharona".

In that version there is a girl with very prominent nipples.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 07, 2017 02:35 PM (gIRsn)

133 George Snuffleufelgus.

I thought there was a sliding scale where after age 45 the only way in was to invest enough money in government-approved investments that they figured you would be a net positive to the economy.

Posted by: JEM at March 07, 2017 02:35 PM (TppKb)

134 Pancakes sausage pure maple syrup with ice cold milk! Heaven!

Posted by: Strobe at March 07, 2017 02:35 PM (gbWkA)

135 Trump makes Babs eat pancakes like spoons make Rosie O'Donnell fat.

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2017 02:36 PM (sBOL1)

136 "White House offers to let Planned Parenthood keep all federal funding if they stop doing abortions".

Rush is having a ball with this.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 07, 2017 02:36 PM (fS5UK)

137 I blame the pancake manufacturers. They should have warning labels.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 07, 2017 02:36 PM (vRcUp)

138 What, you thought you could wage a war against Trump and he wouldn't fight back?!?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2017 02:34 PM (NOIQH)

George W Bush: Yeah where did they get the idea that a Republican president would just be their punching bag?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 07, 2017 02:36 PM (493sH)

139 You can't miss that it's her. That nose.
Posted by: Mathers

I'm betting that nose was more satisfying than most manhoods IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 07, 2017 02:37 PM (FZYNt)

140 Pancakes are overrated.

Belgian waffles.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2017 02:37 PM (/B2KC)

141 A Trumpa dumpa here, a Trumpa dumpa there!

Posted by: Bab's "Short Stack" Striesand at March 07, 2017 02:37 PM (0dmP2)

142 Rich White Girl Problems. A step above 1st World Problems.

Posted by: ALH at March 07, 2017 02:37 PM (uLuPn)

143 speaking of pancakes, new eatery at the mall sells all sorts of crepes - stuffed from anything from ice cream to beef, then wraps them in a cone-like shape (like a volcano roll)

expensive but yummy

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 07, 2017 02:37 PM (Om16U)

144 The New Streisand Effect is gravitational.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 07, 2017 02:37 PM (oVJmc)

145 Does it say anywhere what liquids she starts with?

Liquor?
Condensed milk?
Bull splooge?

Posted by: Bruce at March 07, 2017 02:37 PM (8ikIW)

146 109 Didn't Babs do a porn at a young age?

Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2017 02:30 PM (r/0kC)

Yes she co-starred in The Way We Wanked

Posted by: kallisto at March 07, 2017 02:37 PM (nNdYv)

147 I blame the pancake manufacturers. They should have warning labels.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

Or at minimum a THREE DAY waiting period. Common sense.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 07, 2017 02:38 PM (ZFUt7)

148 If she gets fat, she can just suck it out - she lives in the plastic surgery capital of the world..

Posted by: IC at March 07, 2017 02:38 PM (a0IVu)

149 I prefer French Toast.

Challah or Brioche only, though.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2017 02:34 PM (oXKWd)
------------

Snob.

Ever try croissant French toast? Mmmmm.

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2017 02:38 PM (sBOL1)

150 Get as big as a house babs!

Posted by: Killerdog at March 07, 2017 02:38 PM (5gXZz)

151 I thought there was a sliding scale where after age 45 the only way in was to invest enough money in government-approved investments that they figured you would be a net positive to the economy.
Posted by: JEM

Something we need to ask Aussie about.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2017 02:38 PM (/B2KC)

152 >>>Spam pancakes?

macadamia nuts !

Posted by: concrete girl at March 07, 2017 02:38 PM (QOSwQ)

153 Does it say anywhere what liquids she starts with?

Liquor?
Condensed milk?
Bull splooge?

Posted by: Bruce at March 07, 2017 02:37 PM (8ikIW)

Sterno.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical at March 07, 2017 02:38 PM (hLRSq)

154
*Thick Brogue*

"Hey, Barbra. How about a nice bowl of Lucky Charms! You'll drop weight, sure'n begorra."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2017 02:38 PM (mbhDw)

155 Mentl.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 07, 2017 02:39 PM (oVJmc)

156
99 Do celebrities ever consider how stupid they sound when they say stuff like this?
Posted by: ALH at March 07, 2017 02:32 PM (uLuPn)[/]

That was a rhetorical question, right? Or was it an ironical one?

Help me out here -- I'm trying to hone my snarking skills.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2017 02:39 PM (v1g1+)

157 People
People who eat pancakes
Are the whiniest people in the world
We're children needing pancakes with syrup
Trump rode Hillary with stirrups
And it makes us so Sa-a-a-a-a-ad!

Posted by: Babe Singing with Her Mouth Full at March 07, 2017 02:39 PM (vZ9Fw)

158
My My My My My My

Wheeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!

Ma-ma-ma-my Mazola.

Posted by: Flabs Streisand at March 07, 2017 02:39 PM (8XRCm)

159 I generally prefer french toast or waffles, but homemade blueberry pancakes on the weekend are still awesome.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2017 02:39 PM (NOIQH)

160 155 Mentl.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 07, 2017 02:39 PM (oVJmc)

Meshugina Latkes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2017 02:40 PM (mbhDw)

161 That sandstone cliff overlooking Point Dume where you built your house can only support so much weight, Babs.

Posted by: The Los Angeles County Building & Safety Department at March 07, 2017 02:40 PM (8ZskC)

162
Palate cleanser: sidebar music link goes to "My Sharona".

YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN GONE!

OH SHERRIE!!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 07, 2017 02:40 PM (Sw83N)

163 I don't think B.S. did porn in her younger days, but she did marry Elliot Gould

people choke on pancakes, sometimes--choke to death, sometimes.

careful what you stick in your mouth, Babs

Posted by: Billy Occam at March 07, 2017 02:40 PM (ihtYN)

164 Try the waffles.

~BHO
Posted by: fixerupper at March 07, 2017 02:23 PM (8XRCm)

indeed

Posted by: WisRich at March 07, 2017 02:40 PM (hdpay)

165 The Original Pancake House by me has a very delicious Dutch Baby, any one ever had one?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 07, 2017 02:40 PM (6Ll1u)

166 .gov listening in on everyone.

*crickets*

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 07, 2017 02:40 PM (2x9LM)

167 She was good in Dirty Dancing.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 07, 2017 02:40 PM (ymRuQ)

168 All of a sudden the reporters are concerned about the cost of healthcare? For 8 years all was dandy? Assholes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2017 02:40 PM (KlI/a)

169 Yeah we won the Election so we're suppose to send some left wing asshole right? LMAO. Anyway your not a real Jew, so STFU

...after last week I look both ways before commenting about anything Judaic, which wouldn't help because the banhammer would come from directly above.

I voted for Feinstein once, because while I have not often voted for Democrats since 1980 in this case the alternative was Michael Huffington. She was the sane Democrat in San Francisco, the yang to Quentin Kopp's yin.

And she rewards me with DMCA.
Then things went to shit.

Posted by: JEM at March 07, 2017 02:40 PM (TppKb)

170 >>Bull splooge?

Posted by: Bruce

Giggity!

Posted by: James Brolin at March 07, 2017 02:41 PM (OZmbA)

171 Babe = Babs

Posted by: Babs Singing with Her Mouth Full of Pancakes at March 07, 2017 02:41 PM (vZ9Fw)

172 I would suggest you IHOP yourself onto my dick, but it's Babs so I would rather have a date with a belt sander

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 07, 2017 02:41 PM (FZYNt)

173 Jan Smithers does look her age but keeping the long hair is a plus for me.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 07, 2017 02:41 PM (jl269)

174 >>> Barbra Streisand: I'm Gaining Weight Because of Trump. I Just Can't Stop Eating Pancakes.

Streisand has been dating ace?

...

We've reached Peak Only Read the Headline and Comments when commenters are making gags I made in the first sentence of the post

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2017 02:41 PM (8rNrN)

175 >>>What was wrong with Hawaii? I've never been, but assume its pretty nice, except for the hippies

i was hung down like a mashed cat and when i got off the plane a wave of humidity hit me. hang ten baby!

Posted by: concrete girl at March 07, 2017 02:41 PM (QOSwQ)

176 The Original Pancake House by me has a very delicious Dutch Baby, any one ever had one?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Have one by me. Been meaning to go there.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2017 02:41 PM (/B2KC)

177 Pe-puuullllllll

People who need pe-puuullllllll

Are the LUCKIEST PE-PUUULLLLLLLL

In the wurrrrrrrld

Posted by: Color Me Incensed at March 07, 2017 02:42 PM (8ZskC)

178 MEEMMMMMMMORIES........LIKE AUNT JEMIMA IN MY MIND.....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 07, 2017 02:42 PM (B+qrE)

179
Barbra Streisand: I'm Gaining Weight Because of Trump. I Just Can't Stop Eating Pancakes

Piker... * polishes off a gross of hot wings *

-- Sally Struthers

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2017 02:42 PM (v1g1+)

180 Aww, and Babs had just lost all that weight that Bush made her put on

Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2017 02:42 PM (AOrEZ)

181
I need to add pancakes to my all-carbs diet!

Posted by: Michael Moore at March 07, 2017 02:42 PM (OZmbA)

182 Loni Anderson on the other hand does not look 71.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 07, 2017 02:42 PM (jl269)

183 Streisand's Jingle Bells might be my most hated Christmas song (maybe Last Christmas).

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 07, 2017 02:43 PM (OD2ni)

184 Besides, Unless you wanted to be a a target for Trump's ridicule why would you tweet something stupid. like that unless you want to play the victim?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 07, 2017 02:43 PM (fDdVG)

185 Jan Smithers does look her age but keeping the long hair is a plus for me.

Even though I'm 54, still, 67 feels like grandma. Ewww

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2017 02:43 PM (/B2KC)

186 When she sits around the house she really sits around the house.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2017 02:43 PM (IqV8l)

187 >>
The Original Pancake House by me has a very delicious Dutch Baby, any one ever had one?

Oh, yes! I make an apple version w/orange syrup - so good!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2017 02:44 PM (NOIQH)

188 The Original Pancake House by me has a very delicious Dutch Baby, any one ever had one?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 07, 2017 02:40 PM (6Ll1u)
------------------------------------------
Too much gristle. French are better. Also no backbone to rip out.

Posted by: ThatCharacterFromSomeMovie at March 07, 2017 02:44 PM (SsblQ)

189 "Trump rode Hillary with stirrups
And it makes us so Sa-a-a-a-a-ad!"

That just--a vision--billions of my neurons cried out in terror and went silent.

*falls over, drools on carpet*

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical at March 07, 2017 02:44 PM (hLRSq)

190
We've reached Peak Only Read the Headline and Comments when commenters are making gags I made in the first sentence of the post.

WDABD?

What Did Andrew Breitbart Do?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2017 02:44 PM (v1g1+)

191 185
Even though I'm 54, still, 67 feels like grandma. Ewww
Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2017 02:43 PM (/B2KC)

As Groucho once said, your only as old as the woman you feel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2017 02:44 PM (mbhDw)

192 Her head hasn't been on straight ever since Hillary showed up at her place wearing a tea kettle cozy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 07, 2017 02:44 PM (8ZskC)

193 Last time I thought I was gaining weight, it turned out I forgot to take the rocks out of my vagina.

Posted by: Lena Dunham's Sister at March 07, 2017 02:44 PM (oXKWd)

194
Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman.

No seriously move, Babs, you're in the way.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 07, 2017 02:45 PM (6TED6)

195 I put peas and corn in my pancakes.

Posted by: The green giant at March 07, 2017 02:45 PM (5gXZz)

196 183 Streisand's Jingle Bells might be my most hated Christmas song (maybe Last Christmas).
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 07, 2017 02:43 PM (OD2ni)

Jews should never sing Christmas songs, only write them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2017 02:45 PM (mbhDw)

197 Even though I'm 54, still, 67 feels like grandma. Ewww
Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2017 02:43 PM (/B2KC)

======

Seen Christie Brinkley lately?

Posted by: Flyboy at March 07, 2017 02:45 PM (fS5UK)

198 Even though I'm 54, still, 67 feels like grandma. Ewww

She's a Zero ... but at least she still looks pleasant. We've all seen much worse.

Tough room.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 07, 2017 02:45 PM (nw6G5)

199 Even though I'm 54, still, 67 feels like grandma. Ewww

I've got one year on you.

There is a woman of my acquaintance - five-foot half-Japanese, just turned 70. Works out twice a day. Likes to be hugged.

Worth the effort.

Posted by: JEM at March 07, 2017 02:45 PM (TppKb)

200 Wait. There's a post?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 07, 2017 02:45 PM (8ZskC)

201 Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2017 02:43 PM (/B2KC)

Same here but I was trying not to upset the 'ettes.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 07, 2017 02:45 PM (jl269)

202 ...delicious Dutch Baby?

Please go on.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 07, 2017 02:45 PM (ymRuQ)

203 193 Last time I thought I was gaining weight, it turned out I forgot to take the rocks out of my vagina.
Posted by: Lena Dunham's Sister

that's my shtick

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at March 07, 2017 02:46 PM (FZYNt)

204 Just for the Record I HATE Yentl.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2017 02:46 PM (KlI/a)

205 Babs, you ignorant scrunt. Please keep flapping your pie hole's labia. Doing so continues to bloster the more commonly held notion that Hollywood and the Left are nothing but hateful, stupid and hypocritical sore losers

Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at March 07, 2017 02:46 PM (g1MTt)

206
Dont just bring me flour...anymore.

Posted by: Flabs Streisand at March 07, 2017 02:46 PM (8XRCm)

207 I mean, not even the first sentence?

It's both liberating as well as leveling to know I really only have to write headlines and then can go "blah blah blah link" and my work is done.

(In fact, I do this, and sometimes have done it for several weeks at a time, just to see how little work I can do and still be credited, sort of, as "working." Come on, you do it at your jobs from time to time too.)

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2017 02:46 PM (8rNrN)

208
GILF fan. But it all Depends.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2017 02:46 PM (mbhDw)

209 84 Try our Waffen
Posted by: Schutzstaffel at March 07, 2017 02:30 PM (gbWkA)
===

This joke was all reich.

Posted by: Independent George at March 07, 2017 02:47 PM (BDZWU)

210 162
Palate cleanser: sidebar music link goes to "My Sharona".

YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN GONE!

OH SHERRIE!!
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 07, 2017 02:40 PM (Sw83N)

I always thought it was CINNAMON GUM!

Posted by: josephistan at March 07, 2017 02:47 PM (7HtZB)

211 Seen Christie Brinkley lately?

Yeah. Still a One. I don't care about the age. Still. A. One.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 07, 2017 02:47 PM (nw6G5)

212 Her head hasn't been on straight ever since Hillary showed up at her place wearing a tea kettle cozy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 07, 2017 02:44 PM (8ZskC)

GAAHHHHH!

My poor neurons!!!!!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical at March 07, 2017 02:47 PM (hLRSq)

213 Streisand showed her enormous range playing a young boy in Yentl. Her performance was a tour de farce.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 07, 2017 02:47 PM (8ZskC)

214 GILF fan. But it all Depends.

If they're wearing them, it's time to re-think your life choices.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2017 02:48 PM (/B2KC)

215 Not as dumb as Cher, but not much smarter, either

Posted by: Chupacabra at March 07, 2017 02:48 PM (Smm/k)

216 The Mirror Has Two Chins

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 07, 2017 02:48 PM (oVJmc)

217 211 Seen Christie Brinkley lately?

Yeah. Still a One. I don't care about the age. Still. A. One.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 07, 2017 02:47 PM (nw6G5)

Google Loni Anderson . She is a 71 year old one.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 07, 2017 02:48 PM (jl269)

218 Jews should never sing Christmas songs, only write them.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2017 02:45 PM (mbhDw)

I heard Babsie's version of Our Father, and it is beautiful.

That's what I like about music in its purest form. It really can be a Uniter.

Posted by: kallisto at March 07, 2017 02:48 PM (nNdYv)

219 Not as dumb as Cher, but not much smarter, either
Posted by: Chupacabra at March 07, 2017 02:48 PM (Smm/k)
-----------

Talk about a low bar.

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2017 02:48 PM (sBOL1)

220 (In fact, I do this, and sometimes have done it for
several weeks at a time, just to see how little work I can do and still
be credited, sort of, as "working." Come on, you do it at your jobs from
time to time too.)

Posted by: ace

Include a 3 color graph and I think you've got it.

Posted by: Bruce at March 07, 2017 02:49 PM (8ikIW)

221 You don't bring me pancakes
You don't pour me syrup
A-a-a-a-a-a-any mo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ore!

Posted by: Babs at March 07, 2017 02:49 PM (vZ9Fw)

222 I never liked Loni Anderson much,hated the bleach blond look.

Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2017 02:49 PM (r/0kC)

223 "204 Just for the Record I HATE Yentl."

When I was in college, the professor in Psych class made us watch Nuts. Awful. I could not figure out if I wanted to strangle more for being annoying: (a) Babs; (b) Richard Dreyfuss; or (c) my professor.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 07, 2017 02:49 PM (OD2ni)

224 Jimmy likes me when I'm plump. He says it makes my nose look smaller.

Posted by: Barbra Streisand at March 07, 2017 02:49 PM (8ZskC)

225 Jews should never sing Christmas songs, only write them.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2017 02:45 PM (mbhDw)

I heard Babsie's version of Our Father, and it is beautiful.

That's what I like about music in its purest form. It really can be a Uniter.
Posted by: kallisto at March 07, 2017 02:48 PM (nNdYv)
------------

I agree. And her "Ave Maria" is beautiful too. I actually like her Christmas album.

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2017 02:50 PM (sBOL1)

226 207 I mean, not even the first sentence?

It's both liberating as well as leveling to know I really only have to write headlines and then can go "blah blah blah link" and my work is done.

(In fact, I do this, and sometimes have done it for several weeks at a time, just to see how little work I can do and still be credited, sort of, as "working." Come on, you do it at your jobs from time to time too.)

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2017 02:46 PM (8rNrN)

I think of it as providing the traditional responses. You've got a traditional target -- Barbara "Feeeeeeelings" Streisand -- and a traditional meme -- pancakes. We just mix and match as a form of free association. It's a relaxing break to a stressful day and thus you're providing a service.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 07, 2017 02:50 PM (RD7QR)

227 217 211 Seen Christie Brinkley lately?

Yeah. Still a One. I don't care about the age. Still. A. One.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 07, 2017 02:47 PM (nw6G5)

Google Loni Anderson . She is a 71 year old one.
Posted by: Jack Sock

Ann-Margret
Sophia Loren

*mic drop*

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 07, 2017 02:50 PM (FZYNt)

228 Breaking News - Joseph Rogers, Sr., 97, co-founder of Waffle House, has died.

Coincidence?

Posted by: ALH at March 07, 2017 02:50 PM (uLuPn)

229 Likes to be hugged.

That's how it starts.

That's how these things *always* start.

Posted by: kallisto at March 07, 2017 02:50 PM (nNdYv)

230 I'm going to need some kind of documentation she wasn't already a porker

Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 07, 2017 02:51 PM (nFwvY)

231 The Knack is from the Detroit area. The lead singer has passed away; his brother is a big time lawyer here.

Anecdotally, I've actually been able to convince people that My Sharona was written about me. It's not. It's usually complete strangers, since my family spent tons of money sending me to Catholic school so I would not meet guys in bands.

/it went bad after that...

Posted by: shibumi at March 07, 2017 02:51 PM (J5mC3)

232 213 Streisand showed her enormous range playing a young boy in Yentl. Her performance was a tour de farce.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 07, 2017 02:47 PM (8ZskC)

Ironic how people who could care less about Israel and real anti-semitism make pictures like "Yentl" and "Schindler's List."

Guilt assuage they much.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2017 02:51 PM (mbhDw)

233 Close your mouth you fatty mic fat face.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 07, 2017 02:51 PM (nQHw/)

234 Lighten up , Babs.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 07, 2017 02:51 PM (6TED6)

235
When I was in college, the professor in Psych class made us watch Nuts. Awful. I could not figure out if I wanted to strangle more for being annoying: (a) Babs; (b) Richard Dreyfuss; or (c) my professor.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 07, 2017 02:49 PM (OD2ni)

It's always good to hit the trifecta.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 07, 2017 02:51 PM (vZ9Fw)

236
Donald Trump is making me gain weight. I start the day with liquids, but after the morning news, I eat pancakes smothered in maple syrup!

So stop watching the morning news

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 07, 2017 02:52 PM (lKyWE)

237 The befuddled Trish Regan not showing any cleavage today but, a very short dress.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 07, 2017 02:52 PM (ymRuQ)

238 Her boobs have been like pancakes for years.

Posted by: James Brolin at March 07, 2017 02:52 PM (8ZskC)

239 Google Loni Anderson . She is a 71 year old one.

I have and she is. Uncanny.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 07, 2017 02:52 PM (nw6G5)

240 That's how it starts.

That's how these things *always* start.
Posted by: kallisto

yep. starts with an innocent hug which turns into an extended embrace, next thing you know she's on all 4's wiggling her...

BRB

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 07, 2017 02:52 PM (FZYNt)

241 So what has 8 tits and 3 teeth?

Night shift at the Waffle House.

I hate to see what the left is going to look like after Pi Day. Go long on pancreas organ harvesting.

BTW, Ace, your site is being bugged. Screw you CIA.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 07, 2017 02:52 PM (hqZPQ)

242 Ironic how people who could care less about Israel and real anti-semitism make pictures like "Yentl" and "Schindler's List."

Guilt assuage they much.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 07, 2017 02:51 PM (mbhDw)

Not sure I would put Spielberg in the same shithole as Babs. But I am open to be convinced

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2017 02:52 PM (KlI/a)

243 (In fact, I do this, and sometimes have done it for several weeks at a
time, just to see how little work I can do and still be credited, sort
of, as "working." Come on, you do it at your jobs from time to time
too.)
--

We call this "neck down only" at my part time job.

Really freeing actually.

Posted by: shibumi at March 07, 2017 02:52 PM (J5mC3)

244 It's both liberating as well as leveling to know I really only have to write headlines and then can go "blah blah blah link" and my work is done.

(In fact, I do this, and sometimes have done it for several weeks at a time, just to see how little work I can do and still be credited, sort of, as "working." Come on, you do it at your jobs from time to time too.)

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2017 02:46 PM (8rNrN)

C'mon ace, that's- *alt tab* 'Huh?... yeah, boss I'll get right on that." *alt tab* Where was I again? Oh yeah. I'm ashamed of you.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 07, 2017 02:53 PM (KUaJL)

245 I'm gay. It's the only plausible explanation.

Posted by: James Brolin at March 07, 2017 02:53 PM (8ZskC)

246 Funny how Oprah LOST all her weight since Trump started running for Pres.
Maybe she and Babs should get together...

Ewwwww

Posted by: Bruce at March 07, 2017 02:53 PM (8ikIW)

247 what's up doc? and foul play were both good back in the day.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 07, 2017 02:53 PM (QOSwQ)

248 Screw you CIA.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 07, 2017 02:52 PM (hqZPQ)

Ah those are Big Fat Meanie's words. I love ya CIA and FBI and especially you all at the IRS. Cough Cough

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2017 02:54 PM (KlI/a)

249 the writer of My Sharona became religious later in life and refused to permit the use of the song for the Gimp sodomy scene in Pulp Fiction. They used a different song. (Tarantino said he was happy the way it worked out, as My Sharona would have been too cutesy and too on the nose anyway.)

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2017 02:54 PM (8rNrN)

250 That bitch is CRAZY!

Posted by: Aunt Jemima at March 07, 2017 02:54 PM (8ZskC)

251 Strategic Maple Syrup Reserves.

That's why all the stars said they were moving to Canada if Trump won. Because pancakes. And syrup. And pancakes.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at March 07, 2017 02:54 PM (VGRuw)

252
I could not figure out if I wanted to strangle more for being annoying: (a) Babs; (b) Richard Dreyfuss; or (c) my professor.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 07, 2017 02:49 PM (OD2ni)

Embrace the soothing power of "and".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2017 02:54 PM (v1g1+)

253 Posted by: ace at March 07, 2017 02:46 PM (8rNrN)

Where's the link to the London Boys?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 07, 2017 02:54 PM (oVJmc)

254
So stop watching the morning news

Walk me out in the morning news, my friend.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2017 02:54 PM (IqV8l)

255 245 I'm gay. It's the only plausible explanation.
Posted by: James Brolin at March 07, 2017 02:53 PM (8ZskC)

It's the awesome sex, right James?

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 07, 2017 02:54 PM (RD7QR)

256 It's always fun to watch liberals in misery. Really makes my day.

Posted by: ALH at March 07, 2017 02:55 PM (uLuPn)

257 I think of posting here as my job, and I occasionally do stuff in the office as a side gig.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 07, 2017 02:55 PM (mrnR6)

258 222 I never liked Loni Anderson much,hated the bleach blond look.
Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2017 02:49 PM (r/0kC)

I don't disagree but she aged very very very well.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 07, 2017 02:56 PM (jl269)

259 >>Funny how Oprah LOST all her weight since Trump started running for Pres.

Oprah bought 10% of Weight Watchers stock - so she lost weight to make major $$$.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2017 02:56 PM (NOIQH)

260 The last job James Brolin had was playing PeeWee Herman, wasn't it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 07, 2017 02:56 PM (oVJmc)

261 Streisand effect means calling attention to the thing you want to take down / silence.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 07, 2017 02:56 PM (VdICR)

262 I hope the bitch ends up on 'My 600 Pound Life"

Posted by: the Butcher at March 07, 2017 02:56 PM (AGJqR)

263
It's both liberating as well as leveling to know I really only have
to write headlines and then can go "blah blah blah link" and my work is
done.
==

Well it's usually formatted like " Blah Blah Blah Due to Blah and Blah, But Mostly Blah"

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 07, 2017 02:56 PM (toH8T)

264 Just wait until I get my hands on the Triangle of Zinthar, then you'll all be sorry!!1!

Posted by: Mecha Barbara Streisand at March 07, 2017 02:56 PM (rUIbB)

265 We call this "neck down only" at my part time job.

Really freeing actually.

Got any tats, warts, unique hair patterns? Circumsized?

We'll find you...

Posted by: Google Image Search at March 07, 2017 02:56 PM (TppKb)

266 I didn't have to watch it. I lived it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 07, 2017 02:57 PM (VdICR)

267
Well it's usually formatted like " Blah Blah Blah Due to Blah and Blah, But Mostly Blah"
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 07, 2017 02:56 PM (toH8T)

Heck, sometimes the title is just "Is this something?"

Ace also likes "bla bla bla, get this, bla bla bla"

We're on to you, ace.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 07, 2017 02:57 PM (KUaJL)

268 "Liquids" = Gin and Gravy

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 07, 2017 02:57 PM (oVJmc)

269 The last job James Brolin had was playing PeeWee Herman, wasn't it?

Marcus Welby, MD.

Yes. Off my lawn.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2017 02:57 PM (/B2KC)

270 Ms. Streisand is not only a living legend, but she demonstrates courage in sharing her difficulty handling the extremist takeover of our country. Many of us - even Republicans - feel the same way.

Ms. Streisand is one of my favorite performers ever, along with Mr. Paul Anka.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at March 07, 2017 02:57 PM (ismre)

271 247 what's up doc? and foul play were both good back in the day.
Posted by: concrete girl at March 07, 2017 02:53 PM (QOSwQ)

Foul Play was Goldie Hawn or did you know that and were making different point. I scroll backwards on comments.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 07, 2017 02:58 PM (jl269)

272 Mecha Streisand can only be combatted with a weaponized Neil Diamond duet.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 07, 2017 02:58 PM (mrnR6)

273 That's why all the stars said they were moving to Canada if Trump won. Because pancakes. And syrup. And pancakes.

"Excuse me, Ms Streisand, but I'd rather tap a tree."

Posted by: JEM at March 07, 2017 02:58 PM (TppKb)

274 James Brolin is on a pretty funny sitcom called Life in Pieces.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 07, 2017 02:59 PM (jl269)

275 should we send them wafer thin mints?

Posted by: DaveM at March 07, 2017 02:59 PM (FNtbC)

276 Trump's horrible treatment of a national treasure like Ms. Streisand proves why he is unfit for Office and should resign.

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at March 07, 2017 02:59 PM (OD2ni)

277 >>It's both liberating as well as leveling to know I really only have

to write headlines and then can go "blah blah blah link" and my work is

done.

Hey now - you wrote two excellent posts yesterday that have been linked to by other sites. Think of it as a sort of net settlement: the additional views you got yesterday balance out the rest of us, uh, skimming a post like this.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2017 02:59 PM (NOIQH)

278 Posted by: Egg McMuffin

Sausage Burrito disputes your claim.

Posted by: JEM at March 07, 2017 03:00 PM (TppKb)

279 Think of it as a sort of net settlement: the additional views you got yesterday balance out the rest of us, uh, skimming a post like this.

Are you accusing me of skimming?

Posted by: Moe Greene at March 07, 2017 03:00 PM (8ZskC)

280
Got any tats, warts, unique hair patterns? Circumsized?

We'll find you...
--

hahahaha.

Nice Catholic female here.

So... no.

Posted by: shibumi at March 07, 2017 03:00 PM (J5mC3)

281 I'm going back up to Bangor Maine in April...Hello Lobster here I come

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2017 03:00 PM (KlI/a)

282 >>>>Oh, and he's always on Twitter.
.
.
.The media is bitching about Trump and how they can't keep up. Going to be an extremely long 8 years for them.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 07, 2017 03:00 PM (le7jz)

283 Babs sucks me off regularly. She digs the horny barbs and says they taste like pancakes with maple syrup. Stupid fucking whore.

Posted by: Satan at March 07, 2017 03:00 PM (Pk69y)

284 >>> Trump's horrible treatment of a national treasure like Ms. Streisand proves why he is unfit for Office and should resign.

He is making pancakes for her. How horrible can that be?

Posted by: fluffy at March 07, 2017 03:00 PM (jw2Xw)

285 Sausage Burrito disputes your claim.

Si!

Posted by: Yo Queiro Taco Bell at March 07, 2017 03:00 PM (TppKb)

286 i knew that Jack Sock
they're both slapstick is all.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 07, 2017 03:01 PM (QOSwQ)

287 C'mon ace, that's- *alt tab* 'Huh?... yeah, boss I'll get right on that." *alt tab* Where was I again? Oh yeah. I'm ashamed of you.

Ha ha, yes.

Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2017 03:01 PM (QCc6B)

288 She probably likes pancakes on pizza...along with her pineapple.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 07, 2017 03:01 PM (ymRuQ)

289 Screw you CIA.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 07, 2017 02:52 PM (hqZPQ)

-----

*cough cough*

Posted by: Bob From the NSA at March 07, 2017 03:01 PM (8XRCm)

290 Curious...

EU Sets Up Unified Military Headquarters

http://preview.tinyurl.com/gurstcy

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 07, 2017 03:01 PM (rUIbB)

291 Does she eat corn pancakes?

Posted by: ALH at March 07, 2017 03:01 PM (uLuPn)

292 Barbra loves maple syrup so much sometimes I can't stop her from chewing the trunk of a tree just to get at it.

Posted by: James Brolin at March 07, 2017 03:01 PM (8ZskC)

293 286 i knew that Jack Sock
they're both slapstick is all.
Posted by: concrete girl at March 07, 2017 03:01 PM (QOSwQ)M

Agree. I liked them both.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 07, 2017 03:01 PM (jl269)

294 >>> 'm going back up to Bangor Maine in April...Hello Lobster here I come

Bangor is way inland.

Is there a NAS there?

Posted by: fluffy at March 07, 2017 03:02 PM (jw2Xw)

295 Streisand effect means calling attention to the thing you want to take down / silence.

Posted by: BourbonChicken

Then having the opposite of your intent occur. Probably closer to the Law of Unintended Consequences.

I seem to recall her beachfront Malibu estate was the battleground. She wanted tourists off the beach in front of her house. He appeal attracted attention which brought even more tourists on the beach in front of her house.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 07, 2017 03:02 PM (ZFUt7)

296 EU Sets Up Unified Military Headquarters

Rattles tin cup outside for diesel to keep the armor running.

Posted by: JEM at March 07, 2017 03:02 PM (TppKb)

297 Does she like blueberry pancakes?

Posted by: ALH at March 07, 2017 03:02 PM (uLuPn)

298 Next time ya see Babawa she'll be sporting a dick and it all will be Trumpies fault. If you can believe that it is possible, she is dumber than ugly.

Posted by: nsirchov at March 07, 2017 03:02 PM (1TcdB)

299 What's the binary status of Susan Lucci ? Still a One ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 07, 2017 03:02 PM (nw6G5)

300 Trump: "Barbra should be thanking me since those extra pounds may help fill out some of those strikingly unattractive wrinkles."

Posted by: OCBill at March 07, 2017 03:02 PM (df+Zi)

301
I just did Pause Bench Presses. Pastor Gainz likes these, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 07, 2017 03:03 PM (Sw83N)

302 O/T

OK wiki leaks says CIA often spoofs attacks to make them look like other agencies, aka the Russian, are doing the attack.

SOOO, the "Russian Hack" could actually be a CIA hack by Hillary moles?

Wonder if THIS angle will get some traction?

Posted by: Sam at March 07, 2017 03:03 PM (YPJrZ)

303 It's worse than we thought!

http://tinyurl.com/z9e6z77

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at March 07, 2017 03:03 PM (VGRuw)

304
Pancakes and maple syrup = great American tradition

Trump making American icon eat pancakes with maple syrup = Making America Great Again!

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 07, 2017 03:03 PM (lKyWE)

305 294 >>> 'm going back up to Bangor Maine in April...Hello Lobster here I come

Bangor is way inland.

Is there a NAS there?
Posted by: fluffy at March 07, 2017 03:02 PM (jw2Xw)

Every time I have Lobster I have to take a wicked bisque.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 07, 2017 03:04 PM (jl269)

306 Next time ya see Babawa she'll be sporting a dick and it all will be Trumpies fault.

Sorry, Jim, he's all mine now!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at March 07, 2017 03:04 PM (TppKb)

307 You know how she could lose weight?
Move to Jupiter.

Posted by: Bye Bye stubborn belly fat at March 07, 2017 03:04 PM (HgMAr)

308 Ms. Streisand is one of my favorite performers ever, along with Mr. Paul Anka.
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein
=====

Yes, Anka has still got plenty of female fans. He calls them "Anka Babies."

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 07, 2017 03:04 PM (10LGw)

309 Bangor is way inland.

Bangor? Damn near wrecked 'um.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2017 03:05 PM (/B2KC)

310 CIA good. I bad.

Anyone here have a taste for artichokes?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie, With Mind Right at March 07, 2017 03:05 PM (hqZPQ)

311 the way we were

ugh

Posted by: concrete girl at March 07, 2017 03:05 PM (QOSwQ)

312 This horrible story about Ms. Streisand coupled with the fact that Trump personally stole the passport of American Hero Khizr Khan is the last straw. Enough.

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at March 07, 2017 03:05 PM (OD2ni)

313 So she's not lurking here on the GAINZZ threads?

Posted by: Bye Bye stubborn belly fat at March 07, 2017 03:05 PM (HgMAr)

314 SOOO, the "Russian Hack" could actually be a CIA hack by Hillary moles?

Or more likely - should there be some truth to this allegation - false-flag-enabled CIA tools and resources (compromised servers with Russian-connected IP addresses, etc.) leaked to outsiders.

This all very speculative.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at March 07, 2017 03:06 PM (TppKb)

315 Crazy broad for sure, but I hear God in her voice.

Posted by: nip at March 07, 2017 03:06 PM (L5nkE)

316 >>The media is bitching about Trump and how they can't keep up. Going to be an extremely long 8 years for them.

Oh boo hoo! They had already planned to drive Trump from office within weeks or months. What's funny is that he can make them dance like monkeys to his tune so easily.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2017 03:06 PM (NOIQH)

317 Good G_d, couldn't Babs just sing us a song about scarfing down pancakes and syrup? Lady, please hum a few bars and tell us about your big doughy shits, for an encore.

Posted by: Fritz at March 07, 2017 03:06 PM (2Mnv1)

318 This woman leaves me flat.

Posted by: St. Pancake at March 07, 2017 03:06 PM (vtcmf)

319 Funny I look at old Hollywood plastic surgery freaks and lose weight.

Escape From LA was not fiction in that regard.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 07, 2017 03:06 PM (2qHjF)

320 I thought Barbara Streisand was dead. Good to know she's still around.

Posted by: ALH at March 07, 2017 03:06 PM (uLuPn)

321 No wonder she'd like a more socialist society. Socialism almost always lead to food shortages. Babs' problem solved!

Posted by: Bilwick at March 07, 2017 03:06 PM (xDoHK)

322 What is best in life?

"To defeat your enemies, see them driven crazy before you, and to hear of the weight gains of their women."

Posted by: West at March 07, 2017 03:07 PM (1Rgee)

323 EU Sets Up Unified Military Headquarters
---

Is the official name "The Mohammadan Warriors of the New Caliphate?"

Posted by: shibumi at March 07, 2017 03:07 PM (J5mC3)

324 Bangor is way inland.

Is there a NAS there?
Posted by: fluffy at March 07, 2017 03:02 PM (jw2Xw)

NOSC- Navy Operational Support Center.
It is adjacent to the Airport.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 07, 2017 03:07 PM (KlI/a)

325 Funny I look at old Hollywood plastic surgery freaks and lose weight.

What, you don't like shoulder nipples? It takes a lot of GAINZZ to pull them up that far!

Posted by: Loretta Swit at March 07, 2017 03:07 PM (TppKb)

326 What was Rachel Corrie's favorite Head East album?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 07, 2017 03:07 PM (ul9CR)

327 genetic tic-tac-toe

It's possible to write a 19 line LISP program that will learn to win or draw the game after a few trials. OTOH I've never tried programming with a boner.

Posted by: DaveA at March 07, 2017 03:07 PM (8J/Te)

328 320 I thought Barbara Streisand was dead. Good to know she's still around.
Posted by: ALH

not really

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 07, 2017 03:08 PM (FZYNt)

329 "I 'm going back up to Bangor Maine in April...Hello Lobster here I come"

Third boxcar, midnight train,
Destination Bangor, Maine

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical at March 07, 2017 03:08 PM (hLRSq)

330 I hope the bitch ends up on 'My 600 Pound Life"

Posted by: the Butcher at March 07, 2017 02:56 PM (AGJqR)
............

and a follow up appearance on Botched.

Posted by: wth at March 07, 2017 03:08 PM (HgMAr)

331 Corrie didn't die at the scene but did flatline in the ambulance.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 07, 2017 03:08 PM (jl269)

332 People...who need pancakes...

Sing it with us, Babs!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 07, 2017 03:09 PM (p+Wdc)

333
EU Sets Up Unified Military Headquarters

Now all they need is an army

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 07, 2017 03:09 PM (lKyWE)

334

Noood

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 07, 2017 03:09 PM (Sw83N)

335 Everything you've ever heard about what she's like to work with is true

I know studio musicians who worked with her numerous times in LA and cringe when her name is even mentioned

Posted by: Who Knows at March 07, 2017 03:09 PM (XTL3w)

336 "I don't think B.S. did porn in her younger days"

She did. It's grainy, low quality crap but you can't miss that nose and the rest of the face.

Posted by: Mathers at March 07, 2017 03:09 PM (mDmux)

337 Anyone here have a taste for artichokes?

The ones I can get in the produce department.

Posted by: Infidel at March 07, 2017 03:10 PM (uKRys)

338 A Waistline is Born

Srsly, is there nothing that leftists take responsibility for?

Posted by: Lady in Black - LONG LIVE THE SCALP WEASEL at March 07, 2017 03:10 PM (+FSld)

339 Horrible story at Gateway Pundit:

Sweden: Muslim Classmates Gang Rape 14 year old Girl- Remain in Shool Becuase "Rapists are Victims Too."

The older boy had to do 100 hours of community service, and the young one got off scot free.

According to the principal of the school, 100 hours of community service is punishment enough for gang rape and have made the older boy, who cannot tell right from wrong, a victim.
/also, he's probably a sociopath

Posted by: shibumi at March 07, 2017 03:10 PM (J5mC3)

340 >>>101 You don't send me flour anymore ~
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2017 02:32 PM (4YGWz)

heh

Posted by: m at March 07, 2017 03:11 PM (3jGss)

341 321. Heh....my friends from the old USSR said the food situation was two-fold if you were a woman - there was almost never enough to eat, but losing weight was practically impossible.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 07, 2017 03:11 PM (9Kd/J)

342 So. Barbara Streisand or Trigglypuff?

Posted by: Chubby Chasers at March 07, 2017 03:12 PM (HgMAr)

343 Third boxcar, midnight train,
Destination Bangor, Maine

But two hours pushing broom
Buys an eight by twelve four bit room

Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2017 03:12 PM (/B2KC)

344 Re: ace's mandate analysis in the last thread:

Example:

Oh no! I got laid off from my job, meaning my insurance expires in 30 days! I could sign up for COBRA but it's triple the cost and I have no income. Well, I'm perfectly healthy. Guess I'll have to get by without insurance until I get back to work. Gotta eat and pay rent till then...

*time goes by*

Yay! I got a new job! I'm eligible to enroll in insurance again! Thank goodness I stayed healthy! Now I will have peace of mind just in case.

*enter Paul Ryan, wearing a cape*

Ryan: I'm from the government and I'm here to help! Good news citizen! You get to pay a 30% penalty for a minimum of 12 months on top of your new insurance!

WTF! I can't afford that! I've been out of work for 6 months! I'm behind on all my bills!

Ryan: Well, Paco over there needed a triple bypass and never had insurance. So, he signed up for RyanCare, paid nothing (since he makes less that 400x the poverty level) and we even threw in free birth control and a Pap smear!

What the hell does that have to do with me? Why the fuck do I have to pay for Paco? Heck, he could have gone back to Mexico for his bypass!

Ryan: it's called responsibility. If you hand not lost your job so that Patel could come over on his H1B and do it for half the price, then lost your apartment, sold sperm on the black market and lived in a dumpster so you could make your 3X COBRA payment for insurance you never used, someone else would have to pay for Paco's bypass.

Posted by: Damiano at March 07, 2017 03:12 PM (71OEY)

345 How in the hell would you allow any man or any person for that matter any person, to intimidate you to such a degree that you'd eat yourself sick? And then admit it to the world.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 07, 2017 03:12 PM (Ivjge)

346 Well hello dolly,
where you been dolly?
I need you to haul my fat ass alooooooong,

Your work is Hell Dolly,
I can tell dolly,
cause your whining bearings mean you,
won't last long!

Posted by: T. Coddington van Vorhees VII at March 07, 2017 03:12 PM (326rv)

347 Former SS agent Dan Bongino to come out shortly with damming info about the JEF.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 07, 2017 03:12 PM (ymRuQ)

348 Just make sure the bathroom door is big enough, you dumbass.

Posted by: Bob Katt at March 07, 2017 03:13 PM (1QJtG)

349 "... and the maple syrup makes my anal leakage worse."

Posted by: Babs Streisand at March 07, 2017 03:13 PM (Pk69y)

350 "EU Sets Up Unified Military Headquarters"

That's just a Headquarters where they plan on issuing orders to the troops doing the fighting from the United States and Poland.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 07, 2017 03:14 PM (d76uN)

351 Say what you like, to the paraphilias of "oral" and "anal", she added "nasal".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 07, 2017 03:14 PM (vRcUp)

352 So Barbra Streisand is really Sambo?

Posted by: TexasJew at March 07, 2017 03:15 PM (5ZCJn)

353 EU Sets Up Unified Military Headquarters

Well, they have an HQ for something that doesn't exist.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 07, 2017 03:16 PM (659DL)

354 Doe she use Aunt Jemima syrup? Because that would be racist.

Posted by: wth at March 07, 2017 03:17 PM (HgMAr)

355 Donald Trump makes me fap uncontrollably to tranny hookers.

It's true, man.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at March 07, 2017 03:17 PM (97XyN)

356 Silly Babs. Victimhood: it's what's for dinner, er, breakfast.

Posted by: JB at March 07, 2017 03:48 PM (5ntXg)

357 James Brolin is a lucky man.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 07, 2017 04:11 PM (dargh)

358 191 185
Even though I'm 54, still, 67 feels like grandma. Ewww
Posted by: rickb223 at March 07, 2017 02:43 PM (/B2KC)

As Groucho once said, your only as old as the woman you feel.
*
*
I thought that was Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 07, 2017 04:31 PM (Dg36k)

359 pancakes = infants

Posted by: jihadi at March 07, 2017 05:50 PM (I64i9)

360 This is the same effect Obama had on me, but instead of pancakes it was whiskey.

Posted by: Mozam at March 07, 2017 06:59 PM (A5oSi)

361 Uh, those "pancakes" are your tits, Babs old girl.

Posted by: jbspry at March 07, 2017 07:17 PM (QGbEp)

362 It's ok Babs; Bill would still "hit it."

Posted by: TitanTom at March 07, 2017 07:46 PM (dca8n)

363 206

Dont just bring me flour...anymore.
------------------------------------------------
That's why I love this place.

Posted by: jrg at March 07, 2017 08:03 PM (Vm6Dk)

364 Nice post #238, "James Brolin," but I believe the medical term is flapjacks, not pancakes.

Posted by: Marooned at March 07, 2017 10:27 PM (KdYVH)

365 The old cow was just looking for an excuse. She should write Donaldus Magnus a covert letter of thanks.

nom nom nom nom nom

Posted by: Beverly at March 08, 2017 02:00 AM (V32F+)

366 Okay, maybe it was spoons that made Rosie O'Donnell fat.

Posted by: aelfheld at March 09, 2017 01:16 PM (IxDhF)

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