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Thursday Night Overnight Open Thread (3/2/17)

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM




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1 Hello

Posted by: lindarising at March 02, 2017 09:53 PM (JNDQi)

2 Boom!

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at March 02, 2017 09:53 PM (VSenK)

3 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 02, 2017 09:54 PM (IcT7t)

4 ONT Time.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 02, 2017 09:54 PM (qIhPN)

5 WTF is that^^^

Posted by: lindarising at March 02, 2017 09:54 PM (JNDQi)

6 Arrgggh! Not enough eye bleach in the Western Hemisphere to wash *that* out... OMFG... where's Greenpeace to get her back into the water?

Posted by: GuyfromNH at March 02, 2017 09:55 PM (5zfq1)

7 Hey y'all.

Posted by: Bomber at March 02, 2017 09:55 PM (uTmVS)

8 Hello my fresh and flirty ONT.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 02, 2017 09:55 PM (EnKk6)

9 rd!

Posted by: David, Internet Deplorable at March 02, 2017 09:55 PM (2skQu)

10 7th.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 02, 2017 09:55 PM (W8bn5)

11 Twin-gers!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 02, 2017 09:55 PM (tHwdc)

12 FFS

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 02, 2017 09:55 PM (W8bn5)

13 What did I ever do to you MisHum?

Posted by: lindarising at March 02, 2017 09:55 PM (JNDQi)

14 Feels like one of those IQ tests where you are supposed to guess the next item in the sequence.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at March 02, 2017 09:55 PM (VSenK)

15 Corgis called

Posted by: Beartooth at March 02, 2017 09:56 PM (qIhPN)

16 Going to read content .... wtf?!?

Posted by: Bomber at March 02, 2017 09:56 PM (uTmVS)

17 It's not got much content... Lena????

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 02, 2017 09:56 PM (kP16F)

18 I wasn't aware that the horde did something wrong today...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 02, 2017 09:56 PM (V4Qfo)

19 Lena < Yoko

Posted by: The Irish at March 02, 2017 09:56 PM (GsAUU)

20 13 What did I ever do to you MisHum?
Posted by: lindarising at March 02, 2017 09:55 PM (JNDQi)


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 09:56 PM (voOPb)

21 I see the punishment will continue until morale improves.

Posted by: Infidel at March 02, 2017 09:56 PM (ByNzS)

22 I think it's the descending rings of Hell. I don't want to know what comes after Lena.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 02, 2017 09:57 PM (EnKk6)

23 It's a code!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 02, 2017 09:57 PM (kP16F)

24 Rape in Rochdale: Pre-Teen Girl vs. Political Correctness

The underage sex slave trade in Rotherham, U.K., thrived due to the city officials and police refusing to abandon their faith in the Politically Correct notion that non-White/non-Christian men were incapable of being rapists. That was not an isolated incident, simply the most infamous.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=13080

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 02, 2017 09:57 PM (vBeA5)

25 Ugh

Posted by: logprof at March 02, 2017 09:57 PM (GsAUU)

26 The Irish Setter on the right totally looks like GWB

Posted by: Curtis LeMay at March 02, 2017 09:57 PM (DpOmP)

27 Good Lord that woman packs on weight fast.
It was only a few months ago they were talking about how she had slimmed down.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 02, 2017 09:57 PM (hVdx9)

28 Love handles and muffin tops!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 02, 2017 09:57 PM (W8bn5)

29 The Goggles! They do NOTHING!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 02, 2017 09:57 PM (LTHVh)

30 At least she's not naked and sitting on an ottoman.

Posted by: L, Elle at March 02, 2017 09:58 PM (bVtr0)

31 Dogs.
Polecat.
Beluga.

Not getting the theme.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 02, 2017 09:58 PM (0mRoj)

32 What have we done now?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 02, 2017 09:58 PM (kP16F)

33 That's some hot bikini babe!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 02, 2017 09:58 PM (Nwg0u)

34 At his press conference today, AG Sessions said he was going to have a
meeting today with his staff about if he should recuse himself.

I
think is what happened is the Deep State found out he was going to
announce his recusal this afternoon, so they declared today to be dump
on Sessions day in order to make it look like he was responding to them.

Posted by: zmdavid at March 02, 2017 09:58 PM (xqRaG)

35 Is the puppies pic meant to lower our blood pressure after today's events?

Oh....Never mind.

Posted by: Martell at March 02, 2017 09:58 PM (ri7Kw)

36 cute doggies

uh oh skunk

eeeeeeeekkkkkk!!!!!

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 09:58 PM (Om16U)

37 Is this about the giraffe???
Maybe it's a sign to turn off the iPad and go to sleep at a descent time for once?!?

Posted by: lindarising at March 02, 2017 09:58 PM (JNDQi)

38 Puppies
Skunk
Pig vomit

Weird code.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 02, 2017 09:59 PM (hVdx9)

39 High Plains Drifter was a better movie.

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at March 02, 2017 09:59 PM (/aiGx)

40

You guys are in total denial. You know I'm smokin' hot. Most of you are probably jacking it right now.

Posted by: lena dunham at March 02, 2017 09:59 PM (lmIoG)

41 repost coz I think it's cool


I was looking up name meanings and decided to check "Donald"


From the Gaelic name Domhnall which means "ruler of the world", composed of the old Celtic elements dumno "world" and val "rule".

http://www.behindthename.com/name/donald

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 09:59 PM (Om16U)

42 Those Democrat puppies are so cute! They little noses are about to run, and they little eyes are jus'bout to weep, again.

Posted by: goon at March 02, 2017 09:59 PM (EaQ6/)

43 DSL... not checking the Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 02, 2017 09:59 PM (EnKk6)

44 I watched the giraffe lay down a couple of minutes ago and it was a chore.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 02, 2017 09:59 PM (LTHVh)

45 First the plastic freak show and now the plastered fed sow?


I'm DONE.



night kids

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 09:59 PM (KgpWR)

46 Lena Dunham's pregnant? Who knocked her up? None of you morons, I'm assuming.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2017 10:00 PM (+lVUW)

47 ohbhey remember there's free books on my blog not too sure if they are still free tomorrow

link in nic

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:00 PM (Om16U)

48 Puppies
Pepe
Poopie

Posted by: Sandy Crack at March 02, 2017 10:00 PM (9sYy3)

49 I think they are shown in order of preference. At least that's how I see it.

Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2017 10:00 PM (BO/km)

50 Arrgggh! Not enough eye bleach in the Western Hemisphere to wash *that* out... OMFG... where's Greenpeace to get her back into the water?

Posted by: GuyfromNH at March 02, 2017 09:55 PM (5zfq1)

www.eyebleach.com

You're welcome.

Evening all.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 02, 2017 10:00 PM (Jcg9Q)

51 Most of you are probably jacking it right now.

Pure coincidence.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 02, 2017 10:00 PM (LTHVh)

52 30 At least she's not naked and sitting on an ottoman.

------

Never too late for an update

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 10:00 PM (voOPb)

53 Quite the puzzler our gracious host presents us tonight...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 02, 2017 10:00 PM (kP16F)

54 So grateful that only the first two pictures featured nudes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 02, 2017 10:00 PM (IcT7t)

55 I miss Yoko.

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2017 10:00 PM (ktw54)

56 What have we done now?

MisHum wants to make sure everybody gets a Lenten penance.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 02, 2017 10:00 PM (3C9q2)

57 Lena Dunham's pregnant? Who knocked her up? None of you morons, I'm assuming.

Posted by: nerdygirl
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Hey! It was dark, I was drunk, and I thought it was a female whale.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 10:01 PM (hVdx9)

58 I really like that second picture. Is he on the 3rd tee or is that the 5th? I'm gonna recuse myself from any further investigation concerning where that skunk is teeing off from.

Posted by: goon at March 02, 2017 10:01 PM (EaQ6/)

59 God, I hope Jen posts something.

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2017 10:01 PM (ktw54)

60 OR:

Puppies (the pair)
Pepe (le pew)
Poopy (lena)

Posted by: Sandy Crack at March 02, 2017 10:01 PM (9sYy3)

61 Yeah, giraffes are not very graceful when lying down and getting up....especially when they are hugely pregnant and way overdue.......

Posted by: lindarising at March 02, 2017 10:01 PM (JNDQi)

62 Was all excited about ONT tonight until I saw ...that. Note to self- must get back to IF tomorrow.

Posted by: IC at March 02, 2017 10:02 PM (gcme+)

63 >>>High Plains Drifter was a better movie.

Interesting.......

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 10:02 PM (voOPb)

64 Forget the Charmin. Go squeeze the damned giraffe.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 10:02 PM (hVdx9)

65

SHAFT!

https://youtu.be/NlMT-oEIQuo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2017 10:02 PM (IqV8l)

66
Breaking news: the Russian ambassador is engaged in foreign policy

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 02, 2017 10:02 PM (y3aQB)

67 'You guys are in total denial. You know I'm smokin' hot. Most of you are probably jacking it right now.'

I don't think so. The peter meter is pegged below zero.

Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2017 10:02 PM (BO/km)

68 She's a real honey. Can't deny it. She's got the look. Men fall at her feet, vomiting and murmuring "mother". Medic! Medic!

Posted by: goon at March 02, 2017 10:03 PM (EaQ6/)

69 I'll take 10 ONTs with Yoko Only over one lena dunham bikini pic. I JUST ATE! How could you be so cruel? You'll be hearing from my lawyers. Emotional distress and all that...

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 02, 2017 10:03 PM (TixTl)

70 What in the actual hell??? I am so frustrated I want to kick my dog (ok, not really). I knew it would be bad but we are barely a month into this and I can't handle it anymore. Trump needs to do something. They are playing dirty.. he needs to play dirty. This is so disheartening. I don't think I can take 4 months of this fucking shit.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at March 02, 2017 10:03 PM (CNHr1)

71 Zero to 60 in eight minutes. Not bad!

Posted by: ockham's stropping leather at March 02, 2017 10:03 PM (eYuGY)

72 I have cracked the code:

Sessions is as harmless as cute puppies -don't be fooled that they are red setters.

The MSM is spraying musk all over to distract against attack of their children - the Democrats

And the whale - the Dems paid out tons of money to the Poo-e-stan IT family who money launders to Hezbollah.

Did I win the Pictionary game?

Posted by: Batterup at March 02, 2017 10:03 PM (mtGE/)

73 you guys might like these puppies too

https://twitter.com/TomiLahren/status/837480582309380097

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:03 PM (Om16U)

74 What are examples of spunky, skunky, and chunky?

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2017 10:03 PM (mt8X9)

75 At least she's not naked and sitting on an ottoman.
Posted by: L, Elle

Thank Allah for that.

Posted by: Mustafa Ataturk at March 02, 2017 10:03 PM (QDr6b)

76 I was jacking it to the skunk.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 02, 2017 10:03 PM (LTHVh)

77 I'm jacking it to you.

Posted by: Captain Ahab at March 02, 2017 10:04 PM (hVdx9)

78 Have you ever seen a whale in a bikini?

Posted by: Not yo Muddah, Not yo faddah at March 02, 2017 10:04 PM (iLoHX)

79 This ONT contains a valuable life lesson. If you're overweigh, untanned, and have tattoos, a bikini is not your friend.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2017 10:04 PM (+lVUW)

80 I did nothing to deserve that.

-Puppies!
-Prone Skunk :I
-Awful

WTF?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2017 10:04 PM (6gk0M)

81 MY EYES!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2017 10:04 PM (tr2D7)

82 #77 is directed at Lena.

Posted by: Captain Ahab at March 02, 2017 10:04 PM (hVdx9)

83 dsl

Posted by: concrete girl at March 02, 2017 10:04 PM (puqpI)

84 What are examples of spunky, skunky, and chunky?
Posted by: ShainS

Ha hah ha! YES!

Posted by: Ed McMahan at March 02, 2017 10:04 PM (QDr6b)

85 lol.. I meant four years.. shit.. I'm too mad to be typing.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at March 02, 2017 10:05 PM (CNHr1)

86 MisHum wants to make sure everybody gets a Lenten penance.

I gave up religion for lent, wasn't that enough?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 02, 2017 10:05 PM (IcT7t)

87 Lena Dunham is heavy and looks bad in a bikini What a revelation!! Almost as revelatory as that she's crude and a narcissist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2017 10:05 PM (fDdVG)

88 213

The secret message is the area code for Malibu?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 02, 2017 10:05 PM (R+30W)

89 Boy, hand me my harpoon.

Posted by: Captain Ahab at March 02, 2017 10:05 PM (hVdx9)

90 /golf clap

Well played, MisHum, well played.

Posted by: ibguy at March 02, 2017 10:05 PM (vUcdz)

91 "This is so disheartening"
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Hang in there!

80% of the country liked Trump's speech.

75% want the Dems to work with him.

Sessions didn't do anything inappropriate.

Ivanka is as cute as a peach.

It'll be okay!

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 02, 2017 10:05 PM (PXbkt)

92 Ok who is responsible for this?

Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2017 10:05 PM (cAnNx)

93 You made me use gay smileys, jerk.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2017 10:05 PM (6gk0M)

94 So how many people tried to roll her back in the water?

Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2017 10:06 PM (BO/km)

95 If she had been on the White House sofa, with her humongous legs tucked up under her humongous ass, we would not have been able to see the material of the piece of furniture and everyone in the room would have had their eyes covered, instead of trying to sneak a beaver-peek.

Posted by: goon at March 02, 2017 10:06 PM (EaQ6/)

96 Awww... cute doggehs!

Skunk... okay, still kinda cute...

*THAR SHE BLOWS!* (strikes cottage cheese off of grocery list)


Posted by: JQ Flyover at March 02, 2017 10:06 PM (044Fx)

97 I think that woman in the bathing suit probably smells bad. Down there. And I say that as a highly trained backhoe operator.

Posted by: Eromero at March 02, 2017 10:06 PM (zLDYs)

98 The good
The bad
The ugly!

Posted by: Al Bundy at March 02, 2017 10:07 PM (eQLFr)

99 Who called out SuuuuWeeee!!????

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 02, 2017 10:07 PM (JO9+V)

100 And topped off with a rickroll to Trigglypuff! I is so confused!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 02, 2017 10:07 PM (kP16F)

101 The music link was pretty damn cool.

Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2017 10:07 PM (sdi6R)

102 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Elephant Seal at March 02, 2017 10:07 PM (hVdx9)

103 Ha hah ha! YES!

Posted by: Ed McMahan at March 02, 2017 10:04 PM (QDr6b)

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Heh. Should have socked it as "Carnac The Magnificent" ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2017 10:07 PM (mt8X9)

104 Halp! I am trapped in the FUPA

Posted by: Missing Russian Ambassador at March 02, 2017 10:07 PM (mtGE/)

105 Lena in a bikini is a form of gorgon
One look and you'll turn ghey

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:07 PM (Om16U)

106 It is most assuredly Lent. That pic should count as penance.

Posted by: Mordineus at March 02, 2017 10:07 PM (u4xKN)

107 I'm not clicking,
But most important, it's Texas Independence Day!

Been a good day

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 02, 2017 10:08 PM (MINbv)

108 Posted by: ibguy at March 02, 2017 10:05 PM (vUcdz)

Whew, I was starting to get nervous

And thank you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 10:08 PM (voOPb)

109 I'd hit it. With an ugly stick. If she hadn't broken it already.

Posted by: It's Shrinkage! at March 02, 2017 10:08 PM (iLoHX)

110 98 nailed it

Clint Eastwood would shoot it

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:08 PM (Om16U)

111 I heard she dropped 20 pounds....from her stomach to her ass and thighs...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 10:09 PM (hVdx9)

112 Lena honey, a burka would look good on you

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 02, 2017 10:09 PM (JO9+V)

113 Here's a much more attractive woman and lovely classical violin music if you like that sort of music:

http://tinyurl.com/hesqkpl

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2017 10:09 PM (fDdVG)

114 Hey everybody.

Low-content ONTs rox ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 02, 2017 10:09 PM (u8kLQ)

115 At Sessions press conference dumbass scrunt asks "why do you think they targeted you?"

A meeting is not targeting!

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2017 10:09 PM (HV1LS)

116 Halp! I am trapped in the FUPA

Posted by: Missing Russian Ambassador
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You and Hoffa.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 10:10 PM (hVdx9)

117 Could you put some type of disclaimer next time? Please!

Ugh.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 02, 2017 10:10 PM (k6kXg)

118 The underage sex slave trade in Rotherham, U.K., thrived due to the city officials and police refusing to abandon their faith in the Politically Correct notion that non-White/non-Christian men were incapable of being rapists.
I thought that it was more that they knew the perps were child rapists, but thought reporting the hundreds of cases of rape would promote racism.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2017 10:10 PM (+lVUW)

119 Good Lord that woman packs on weight fast.
It was only a few months ago they were talking about how she had slimmed down.


Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 02, 2017 09:57 PM


I don't "pack on weight". I get blessed with an abundance of love flesh.

Posted by: lena dunham at March 02, 2017 10:11 PM (lmIoG)

120 ONT ain't no country for sane men

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:11 PM (Om16U)

121 What'd you guys do?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 02, 2017 10:11 PM (GX63o)

122 The Eat a Cake every time you Take a Dump diet is Proven to Produce GAINZZZ!

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2017 10:11 PM (ktw54)

123 Rewatching Hot Shots. It is so good. Up to the "Deadmeat's wife wishing him off on his last flight" scene. Dying.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 02, 2017 10:11 PM (frseU)

124 I really like the ukulele but it needs more cowbell!

Posted by: goon at March 02, 2017 10:11 PM (EaQ6/)

125 Visualize whirled peas.

Posted by: Yoko Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Division at March 02, 2017 10:11 PM (DMUuz)

126 Saddest part is even his own party are sitting on their hands. They do NOTHING. Fucking Turtle face McConnell... wtf dude?? I was so inspired by Trumps speech the other night. I feel like someone has kicked me in the gut.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at March 02, 2017 10:11 PM (CNHr1)

127 If you're going to copy Maetenloch, at least give us a fat guy.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2017 10:11 PM (6gk0M)

128 94 So how many people tried to roll her back in the water? Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2017 10:06 PM (BO/km)
Hang on, let's not be too hasty; we still have plenty of dynamite available that could do the trick.

Posted by: Oregon Dept. of Transportation at March 02, 2017 10:12 PM (V4Qfo)

129 1960's - Goldie Hawn in a bikini. Life is good.

2010's - Lena Dunham in a bikini. I dont wanna see no more.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 02, 2017 10:12 PM (JO9+V)

130 Good Lord that woman packs on weight fast.
It was only a few months ago they were talking about how she had slimmed down.


Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 02, 2017 09:57 PM


I don't "pack on weight". I get blessed with an abundance of love flesh.

Posted by: lena dunham
****

Yes, and when a man with the gift of sight sees it, he shows you his "love" vomit.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 10:12 PM (hVdx9)

131 At least she's not naked and sitting on an ottoman.
Posted by: L, Elle

Thank God!

Posted by: Sultan Abdul Hamid II at March 02, 2017 10:12 PM (QHIPb)

132 I wouldn't fuck that with Ace's dick.

Posted by: Naked Fat Guy on White Ottoman at March 02, 2017 10:12 PM (ktw54)

133 I knew Dunham wasn't svelte, but I didn't think she was that chubby.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 10:12 PM (FgxbQ)

134 Retirement has not been good to Bill Parcells, then?

Posted by: WTP at March 02, 2017 10:12 PM (WQfDg)

135 What was that? A tin can, a fat guy and some liver? I forgot.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2017 10:13 PM (6gk0M)

136 Rewatching Hot Shots. It is so good. Up to the "Deadmeat's wife wishing him off on his last flight" scene. Dying.

Posted by: Sporkatus
****

Look Wendy, I can flyyyyy.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 10:13 PM (hVdx9)

137 **TOP FIVE NEW NEW YORK TIMES SLOGANS**

5. "I know you are but what am I?"

4. "All the fake news fit to print. Plus Maureen Dowd!"

3. "Also still useful for DIY toilet paper and tampons"

2. "Now with 60% moar crazy"

1. "We love running down America and it shows"

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 02, 2017 10:13 PM (u8kLQ)

138 Hey!
Frailty is on Netflix

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:13 PM (Om16U)

139 The Conservative Treehouse has more on the Mark Steyn / CRTV situation, including a link to the lawsuit Steyn has filed.


https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2017/03/01/oh-
dear-mark-levins-crtv-fires-mark-steyn-lawsuit-follows/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 02, 2017 10:14 PM (R+30W)

140 You know what is crazy is I truly prefer a woman to be chubby. Heck, I can appreciate a well shaped fat woman (African fertility goddess for the win), but Lena is just a very unattractive woman.

I don't think it is her shape, I think it is a combo of her very plain face and the way she carries herself. Just something intrinsically ugly in her that shines out.

Posted by: Mordineus at March 02, 2017 10:14 PM (u4xKN)

141 Retirement has not been good to Bill Parcells, then?
Posted by: WTP

Check this big tuna!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 02, 2017 10:14 PM (QDr6b)

142 129 1960's - Goldie Hawn in a bikini. Life is good.

2010's - Lena Dunham in a bikini. I dont wanna see no more.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 02, 2017 10:12 PM (JO9+V)


Here's the kicker: Dunham thinks she's hot. Ironically. And furthermore, she thinks there is something wrong with men who aren't attracted to her.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 10:14 PM (FgxbQ)

143 Look, look what your ignorance of global warming has done! Mutated whales, repent you sinners and send me money for your penance.

Posted by: Al Gore at March 02, 2017 10:14 PM (mtGE/)

144 Well... I guess it's back to GiraffeCam...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 02, 2017 10:16 PM (kP16F)

145 Chris Rosebrough used to introduce his reviews of good sermons with this ukelele version of the Good, the Bad and the Ugly theme. When he reviewed a bad sermon, he'd play the original theme. He probably still does. Haven't listened in a while.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 02, 2017 10:16 PM (W8bn5)

146 Arrrr. I'm going to need a bigger boat.

Posted by: Captain Ahab at March 02, 2017 10:16 PM (hVdx9)

147 108 MisHum

I do try.

Well, to be fair: I'm pretty trying.

Posted by: ibguy at March 02, 2017 10:16 PM (vUcdz)

148 She should shave her head, then she wouldn't look so disgusting. We might think she was sick, instead of "sick".

Posted by: goon at March 02, 2017 10:16 PM (EaQ6/)

149
Whoa. Those puppehs are kute!!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 02, 2017 10:17 PM (EZebt)

150 What have we done to offend you so, oh master??????

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 02, 2017 10:17 PM (w+Jhj)

151 You know what is crazy is I truly prefer a woman to be chubby. Heck, I can appreciate a well shaped fat woman (African fertility goddess for the win), but Lena is just a very unattractive woman.
I don't think it is her shape, I think it is a combo of her very plain face and the way she carries herself. Just something intrinsically ugly in her that shines out.
Posted by: Mordineus at March 02, 2017 10:14 PM (u4xKN)


I agree. I love Rubenesque ladies. I think they're beautiful. But Lena is ugly on the inside and it spills out.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 10:17 PM (FgxbQ)

152 Here's what so damn annoying about Dunham. Most women aren't Melania Trump pretty. But most women don't do a public bitch because some multimillionaire NBA player doesn't hit on them. It's called knowing your limitations.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2017 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

153 Boys, better bring in that sack of flour.

Posted by: Pr0n Director at March 02, 2017 10:17 PM (Tyii7)

154 150 What have we done to offend you so, oh master??????


Nothing, nothing at all

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 10:18 PM (voOPb)

155 A little early by a few days for the cooking thread, ain't it?

Posted by: former president o'bumbles at March 02, 2017 10:18 PM (nlbfN)

156 Shouldn'a scrolled past the puppies. Or, at least the CUTE puppies.....

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 02, 2017 10:18 PM (w+Jhj)

157 AGHHHH! AGGHHHHHHHH! AGHHHHHHHHHHH!

Posted by: Zombie Sam Kinison at March 02, 2017 10:18 PM (bQxkN)

158 "Call me, Ishmael."

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 02, 2017 10:18 PM (8HGb7)

159 Well, those colors are good on her. And she has that little beauty mark on her stomach. Although at first I thought it was some fat abnormality, like one of those zit popping videos. *shudder*

Posted by: H at March 02, 2017 10:18 PM (b4rXB)

160 Why isn't anyone helping the push the whale in that picture back into the ocean?

Posted by: Obligatory at March 02, 2017 10:18 PM (aZq03)

161 ONT Compliance Pics coming up to wash those Nutty Feminazi Whale pics out of your minds

Posted by: kbdabear at March 02, 2017 10:18 PM (AOrEZ)

162 113 Rev Fen

Smokin' - Thanks you, ma'am!

Posted by: ibguy at March 02, 2017 10:18 PM (vUcdz)

163 "There she blows! There she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick!"

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2017 10:19 PM (s5o+q)

164 Lena? Or Yoko?

*taps pencil on teeth, contemplating*

*goes up to roof*

*jumps*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 02, 2017 10:19 PM (EZebt)

165 Boys, better bring in that sack of flour.


Posted by: Pr0n Director
****

And triple the amount of Viagra we have on hand.

Posted by: Captain Ahab at March 02, 2017 10:19 PM (hVdx9)

166 137 **TOP FIVE NEW NEW YORK TIMES SLOGANS**

[snip]

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 02, 2017 10:13 PM (u8kLQ)

6. "We were shills for Russia before it wasn't cool."

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2017 10:19 PM (mt8X9)

167 I would've been first, but I read the content. I'm a sloooooooowwww reader.

Posted by: Average Guy at March 02, 2017 10:19 PM (LMcFk)

168 Dunham thinks she's hot. Ironically. And furthermore, she thinks there is something wrong with men who aren't attracted to her.

-
You just don't like fat, ugly, stupid, psycho girls!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 02, 2017 10:19 PM (Nwg0u)

169 "ONT Compliance Pics coming up to wash those Nutty Feminazi Whale pics out of your minds."
-Posted by: kbdabear at March 02, 2017 10:18 PM (AOrEZ)

I have never appreciated your posts more than tonight.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2017 10:20 PM (6gk0M)

170 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/837353083755708418

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/837353227574202368

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/837353429177667584

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/837353569883947008

Posted by: kbdabear at March 02, 2017 10:20 PM (AOrEZ)

171 Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 10:14 PM (FgxbQ)

I don't think she really thinks that. Women know when they are heavy and unattractive.I think it's part of her act, but yes she is very narcissistic, Unfortunately it comes out in very negative ways to get attention. At the heart of it it's a spiritual problem, IMO as many problems are.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2017 10:20 PM (fDdVG)

172 Irish setter pups look like they know what the other pics were.

They're worried. Very, very worried.

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2017 10:20 PM (s5o+q)

173 Well she does sorta have an hourglass shape....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2017 10:20 PM (8HGb7)

174 Skunk be like "Woah, day-ayam, people, what the FUCK is that smell down there?"

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2017 10:21 PM (s5o+q)

175 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/837353780609961987

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/837353901896708096

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/837354041734746112

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/837354179039477761

Posted by: kbdabear at March 02, 2017 10:21 PM (AOrEZ)

176 "There she blows! There she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick Chick!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 02, 2017 10:21 PM (Nwg0u)

177 I agree. I love Rubenesque ladies. I think they're beautiful. But Lena is ugly on the inside and it spills out.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 10:17 PM (FgxbQ)

======

I do too. One of the hottest women I ever dated was one that was a big girl....but, perfectly proportioned. It was like someone took a 10 in the body department and added air.

Prior to that I dated a physical trainer with veins that showed across her abdomen. Bring me the bigger gal any time.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 02, 2017 10:22 PM (v0mnF)

178 136 Rewatching Hot Shots. It is so good. Up to the "Deadmeat's wife wishing him off on his last flight" scene. Dying.

Posted by: Sporkatus
****

Look Wendy, I can flyyyyy.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 10:13 PM (hVdx9)

*******

Love the phonetic alphabet - Pyrex pickle blowfish

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at March 02, 2017 10:22 PM (fmsIy)

179 Lena is like an unfunny female George Costanza

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:22 PM (Om16U)

180 5 WTF is that^^^
Posted by: lindarising at March 02, 2017 09:54 PM (JNDQi)

------

Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Private Dunham!

Posted by: Gunny Hartman at March 02, 2017 10:23 PM (t5m5e)

181 Update on daughter who is not my daughter:

She had two interviews today. First one the interviewer didn't show up. Second one she got the job, starts Monday. 30 cents an hour less than the place that let her go, but sounds like more upward opportunities.

Hoping that's the end of that for a while.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 02, 2017 10:23 PM (IcT7t)

182 The casually tied schmatta is just the perfect accessory for the morbidly obese beach goer - it will distract the eye from the undulating surfaces. Also - don't fight your back fat - flaunt it with a top that splits the rolls on their natural line. The added benefit is it will absorb the trapped sweat, oils and dead skin so you won't develop a smegma rash.

Posted by: Coco Channel at March 02, 2017 10:23 PM (mtGE/)

183 164 Lena? Or Yoko?

*taps pencil on teeth, contemplating*

*goes up to roof*

*jumps*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 02, 2017 10:19 PM (EZebt)

++++

Yoko isn't that bad. She's no hottie or anything, but she isn't hideous to look at. The noises she makes are another matter. But, you can always not press play. Nothing like a picture of a bucketful of awful hiding underneath the fold.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 02, 2017 10:23 PM (R+30W)

184 "There she blows! There she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick!"


Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2017 10:19 PM


You just used "blows"... "hump" and "dick" in one sentence about me. You got the hots for me and you know it.

Posted by: lena dunham at March 02, 2017 10:23 PM (lmIoG)

185 It is okay that Misanthropic Humanitarian takes a night-off, but not like this.

...not like this.

/Switch

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2017 10:23 PM (6gk0M)

186 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2017 10:20 PM (6gk0M)

You're free to turn the channel

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 10:23 PM (voOPb)

187 151
I love Rubenesque ladies. I think they're beautiful. But Lena is ugly on the inside and it spills out.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 10:17 PM (FgxbQ)


I agree on both counts.

I've argued in the past that on the decimal scale, Lena is a 5. She's plain and average-looking. I see plenty of women in the grocery store who are uglier than her, and plenty who are more attractive.

On the binary scale, she's like Schrodinger's cat. She's exactly on the cusp of "too drunk" and "not drunk enough".

Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2017 10:23 PM (sdi6R)

188 For those of us who are socially inept, it helps to have a picture that allows one to engage in plausible fantasies. Someone attainable. If the girl's too hot, it doesn't work. You think, "she'd never even look at me".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 02, 2017 10:23 PM (W8bn5)

189 Setters Skunk Pig?

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 02, 2017 10:25 PM (c1VpD)

190 "There she blows! There she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick!"


Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2017 10:19 PM


You just used "blows"... "hump" and "dick" in one sentence about me. You got the hots for me and you know it.
Posted by: lena dunham at March 02, 2017 10:23 PM (lmIoG)


Warn't me, ma'am. Wuz Herman Melville, Dead White Guy.

Hmm . . .

Match made in heaven? (Or somewhere?)

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2017 10:25 PM (s5o+q)

191 I was joking.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2017 10:25 PM (6gk0M)

192 I don't deserve this. Oh the huge manatee!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 02, 2017 10:25 PM (0mRoj)

193 That was just cruel.

Posted by: West at March 02, 2017 10:25 PM (9/CLI)

194 Full Frontal Yoko > Fully Clothed Lena

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 02, 2017 10:25 PM (TixTl)

195 **TOP FIVE NEW NEW YORK TIMES SLOGANS**
[snip]
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 02, 2017 10:13 PM (u8kLQ)
-----
6. "We were shills for Russia before it wasn't cool."
Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2017 10:19 PM (mt8X9)

7. There's not much pravda in the NYT; and there's alot of Pravda in the NYT.

Posted by: former president o'bumbles at March 02, 2017 10:25 PM (nlbfN)

196 "Yoko isn't that bad."


Yoko is also 85 years old. But I'd guarantee Yoko at Lena's current age couldn't have been that bad. I do seem to recall she had a big rack.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2017 10:26 PM (8HGb7)

197 Ack!!!

Posted by: Ruth Ruben at March 02, 2017 10:26 PM (9hL9M)

198 I should have been more jaunty with my joke.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2017 10:26 PM (6gk0M)

199 What I can't figure out is why Jack Antonoff of .fun is hitting that. He's got his own career and even dorky musicians can get hot swimsuit models, and it's not like he needs her to get his foot into show business or be a gigolo with a strong stomach

Posted by: kbdabear at March 02, 2017 10:26 PM (AOrEZ)

200 Well. That escalated quickly.

Posted by: Wicked Fenrir at March 02, 2017 10:26 PM (PRmUw)

201 These unseemly attacks on that poor woman are just terrible. Her big dumb fat ass doesn't need us picking on her. After all, she's the one that has to get out of the shower and see that thing in the mirror.

Posted by: goon at March 02, 2017 10:27 PM (EaQ6/)

202 181, good for her BB

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:27 PM (Om16U)

203 Figured out what that white cloth tied around her waist is - donut tourniquet.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at March 02, 2017 10:27 PM (fmsIy)

204 I agree. I love Rubenesque ladies. I think they're beautiful. But Lena is ugly on the inside and it spills out.

Posted by: OregonMuse


Look at her hair, her facial expression, and her posture. It's as if she's deliberately trying to make herself look misshapen. Like she's jutting out her stomach and sucking in her breasts.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 02, 2017 10:27 PM (W8bn5)

205 'On the binary scale, she's like Schrodinger's cat. She's exactly on the cusp of "too drunk" and "not drunk enough".'

Are you crazy? You could never forgive yourself and never live it down. Best to just keep drinking until you pass out.

Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2017 10:27 PM (BO/km)

206 Lena Dunham's pregnant? Who knocked her up? None of you morons, I'm assuming.

Posted by: nerdygirl


*sobs in corner*

Posted by: The Turkey Baster at March 02, 2017 10:27 PM (vBeA5)

207 Whaw whaw wawwwwwwwww.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 02, 2017 10:28 PM (d76uN)

208 Thank you for the pointer to the Ukelele Orchestra, MisHum. They have some fun videos, including a rocking little version of Joy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 02, 2017 10:28 PM (DMUuz)

209 What did you guys do?

Which thread should I check for the badness that led to this awful, awful punishment?

I mean, I knew Lena Dunham was ugly, but, damn!

Posted by: Splunge at March 02, 2017 10:28 PM (iMxBJ)

210 I think I may be misunderstanding Ace's GAINZZZZZ threads ...

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 02, 2017 10:28 PM (mt8X9)

211 Within a year the Trumpsters will have collected a few scalps from criminal actions over these leaks. The Obamans overplayed their hand

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 10:28 PM (bQxkN)

212 Lena is the terrible example of why Leftist pedos should never breed.
Or breathe.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:29 PM (Om16U)

213 "These unseemly attacks on that poor woman are just terrible. Her big dumb fat ass doesn't need us picking on her. After all, she's the one that has to get out of the shower and see that thing in the mirror."

That "poor woman" will take it as she gives it. I thought they were wrong, while they called me "evil".

To heck with that.

-WAR

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2017 10:29 PM (6gk0M)

214 So now CNN is having outrage-gasms about Pence, while Governor, used his personnel email and it was hacked.

You'd figure all this outragey outrage would tucker these twits out. Apparently not.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 02, 2017 10:29 PM (pY+s4)

215 Why you gotta be like that, ONT?

Posted by: Wry Mouth at March 02, 2017 10:29 PM (fbyfQ)

216 192 I don't deserve this. Oh the huge manatee!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 02, 2017 10:25 PM (0mRoj)

We'd rather swim through the middle of a speedboat race

Posted by: Huge Manatees at March 02, 2017 10:29 PM (AOrEZ)

217 I'd hit that.

Posted by: Pepe Le Pew at March 02, 2017 10:29 PM (qYCgM)

218 Sock off in #195.
Now I need a sad trombone, Tim in Illinois!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2017 10:29 PM (nlbfN)

219 I love Rubenesque ladies.

-
She more Michelinesque.

http://tinyurl.com/zsvmwkw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 02, 2017 10:29 PM (Nwg0u)

220 You can truly find worse. Take a look at people of Walmart. She'd fit right in over there.

Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2017 10:30 PM (BO/km)

221 L Dunham, really?
I've never done anything bad to you.

That was just bad Mis Hum, bad. Uncalled for.

:wow:

Posted by: Farmer at March 02, 2017 10:30 PM (o/90i)

222 218 Sock off in #195.
Now I need a sad trombone, Tim in Illinois!
Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2017 10:29 PM (nlbfN)

My trombone is very very sad after seeing that picture.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 02, 2017 10:30 PM (0mRoj)

223 Rewatching Hot Shots. It is so good. Up to the "Deadmeat's wife wishing him off on his last flight" scene. Dying.

Posted by: Sporkatus
****

Look Wendy, I can flyyyyy.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 10:13 PM (hVdx9)

*******

Love the phonetic alphabet - Pyrex pickle blowfish

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death
****

Eagle River!

If it helps, I didn't have seconds.

Posted by: Captain Ahab at March 02, 2017 10:30 PM (hVdx9)

224 Here's my stupid question and I could probably find an answer on the internet, but you didn't want to continue to talk about Lena Dunham, did you? ;^)

How do you know if what you have is a cold or allergies or if a continual runny nose is from too much cocaine use?

(Just kidding; I have never used cocaine)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2017 10:30 PM (fDdVG)

225 203 Figured out what that white cloth tied around her waist is - donut tourniquet.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at March 02, 2017 10:27 PM (fmsIy)

++++

The cruel part is that she has that thing tied there on the frontal shots. And you can see that it hangs down and provides some relief to those unfortunate enough to be getting the rear view. But, then we get the ass view, and the protective drapes are gone. Nothing there but that ugly bikini to shield us.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 02, 2017 10:31 PM (R+30W)

226 I don't deserve this. Oh the huge manatee!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 02, 2017 10:25 PM (0mRoj)

We'd rather swim through the middle of a speedboat race
Posted by: Huge Manatees at March 02, 2017 10:29 PM (AOrEZ)


Hooooonnnnnn!

Posted by: Wendell T. Manatee at March 02, 2017 10:31 PM (s5o+q)

227 I was looking up name meanings and decided to check "Donald."


From the Gaelic name Domhnall which means "ruler of the world", composed of the old Celtic elements dumno "world" and val "rule".

http://www.behindthename.com/name/donald
Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 09:59 PM (Om16U)

Donald rhymes with Ronald aka Ronaldus Maximus. Coincidence?

Posted by: fly gal at March 02, 2017 10:31 PM (VoPSz)

228 Three pics that for some reason make me think of Spaghetti.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 02, 2017 10:31 PM (d76uN)

229 If you look closely you can see on Lena's back where the boat prop struck her.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at March 02, 2017 10:31 PM (fmsIy)

230 189 Setters Skunk Pig?
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 02, 2017 10:25 PM (c1VpD)

Setters ,skunk , Skank.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 02, 2017 10:31 PM (IDPbH)

231 Girlfriend's dumbass Millenial daughter (30 going on 15) thinks Lena Dunham is the bomb.

Posted by: Generation Stillborn at March 02, 2017 10:31 PM (qYCgM)

232 From Hell's Heart, I Stab at Thee....

Posted by: kbdabear at March 02, 2017 10:32 PM (AOrEZ)

233 I was sitting next to Odell Beckham Jr., and it was so amazing because it was like he looked at me and he determined I was not the shape of a woman by his standards. He was like, "That's a marshmallow. That's a child. That's a dog." It wasn't mean - he just seemed confused.

from Lena's Odellgate moment

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 02, 2017 10:32 PM (TixTl)

234 Fen

cold vs allergies

http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=55042

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:32 PM (Om16U)

235 I now know why ocean levels are rising. It has nothing to do with icecaps or temperatures. She actually took that whole meat-blubber-sack into the water!

Posted by: goon at March 02, 2017 10:32 PM (EaQ6/)

236 She's a womanatee!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 02, 2017 10:33 PM (oVJmc)

237
Donald rhymes with Ronald aka Ronaldus Maximus. Coincidence?
Posted by: fly gal at March 02, 2017 10:31 PM (VoPSz)

Ronaldus Maximus
Donaldus Magnificus

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:33 PM (Om16U)

238 I'm getting a bit queasy.

Can we talk about the skunk for a while?

It's out in the daytime, so it's probably rabid.

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2017 10:33 PM (s5o+q)

239 Hmmm. Grab the puppies and run after throwing the skunk at Lena?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 10:34 PM (hVdx9)

240 >>>Lena is like an unfunny female George Costanza


eh, george had his moments

Posted by: concrete girl at March 02, 2017 10:34 PM (puqpI)

241 Short hair on a big woman makes them look bigger to me.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 02, 2017 10:34 PM (IDPbH)

242 Oh dear Lord, why?????

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 10:34 PM (NOIQH)

243 *scratches head*

Hey... baseball is back.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2017 10:34 PM (6gk0M)

244 Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:32 PM (Om16U)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2017 10:34 PM (fDdVG)

245 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC75aU47GRk

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 02, 2017 10:35 PM (d76uN)

246 Her face and that hair makes her look like a young boy...which probably explains her boyfriend's attraction to her...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 10:35 PM (hVdx9)

247 Did you know that skunks are not some kind of weasel?

Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2017 10:35 PM (BO/km)

248 I agree. I love Rubenesque ladies. I think they're beautiful. But Lena is ugly on the inside and it spills out.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 10:17 PM (FgxbQ)


Yeah, I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt, because I've dated some lovely sweet girls who, erm, filled out a sweater nicely, and because I'm not exactly a 10 myself. But none of them would have thought of wearing something like that, and I'm not going to strut up and down the beach with my hairy ass hanging out of a banana hammock because nobody wants to see that.

And yes, "I don't remotely care about my appearance and actively sabotage it whenever possible, so I'm clearly the pinnacle of feminine beauty" combined with "I'm a staggeringly broken specimen of humanity so you all need to love me because I'm so quirky and special" is really not an appealing presentation there, champ.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 02, 2017 10:35 PM (8nWyX)

249 Hang in there!

80% of the country liked Trump's speech.

75% want the Dems to work with him.

Sessions didn't do anything inappropriate.

Ivanka is as cute as a peach.

It'll be okay!
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton


I agree. I never expected better from these people. This is what losers do when they lose.
I respond by not watching any of the MSM news outlets. I don't watch any late night talkshows. I'd like to say that I'm boycotting Meryl Streep, but I never liked her boring chick movies anyway.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2017 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

250 Sorry if this has already been noted, but a Lifezette story quotes Joseph DeGenova saying that the CIA has identified the leakers and has given their names to the Justice Department.

This could get good very quickly.

http://tinyurl.com/hoqchxn

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 02, 2017 10:36 PM (97XyN)

251 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2017 10:25 PM (6gk0M)

Thanks for the clarification. After 2 or 3 digs I couldn't tell

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 10:36 PM (voOPb)

252 246 Her face and that hair makes her look like a young boy...which probably explains her boyfriend's attraction to her...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 10:35 PM (hVdx9)

++++

I don't think that anyone who pumps a big fat ass like that is into young boys.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 02, 2017 10:37 PM (R+30W)

253 Girlfriend's dumbass Millenial daughter (30 going on 15) thinks Lena Dunham is the bomb.

Dropped from a high enough altitude she could have the same effect.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 02, 2017 10:37 PM (IcT7t)

254 Did you know that skunks are not some kind of weasel?
Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2017 10:35 PM (BO/km)


Actually, they kinda are, according to wikipedia.

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2017 10:37 PM (s5o+q)

255 "Uh, sphincter mucus diarrhea, roger".

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 02, 2017 10:37 PM (frseU)

256 Going to bed early tonight. Sick of yawning all day long at work.

Have fun ya'll.

And I just followed kbdabear on Twitter, in appreciation of his nice pictures.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 02, 2017 10:37 PM (w+Jhj)

257 >>>How do you know if what you have is a cold or allergies or if a continual runny nose is from too much cocaine use?


it could be a sweater

Posted by: the sniffer at March 02, 2017 10:38 PM (puqpI)

258 Two puppies, one skunk, and a ... uhh ... what IS that other thing?

Posted by: goon at March 02, 2017 10:38 PM (EaQ6/)

259 I don't think that anyone who pumps a big fat ass like that is into young boys.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 02, 2017 10:37 PM (R+30W)


People who look like that are seriously into Ben & Jerry's and Hagen Daas.

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2017 10:38 PM (s5o+q)

260 250 Sorry if this has already been noted, but a Lifezette story quotes Joseph DeGenova saying that the CIA has identified the leakers and has given their names to the Justice Department.

This could get good very quickly.

http://tinyurl.com/hoqchxn
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 02, 2017 10:36 PM (97XyN)


*invests moar in popcorn futures*

Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2017 10:38 PM (sdi6R)

261 "Thanks for the clarification. After 2 or 3 digs I couldn't tell."
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 10:36 PM (voOPb)

I thought that you knew that I loved you, Brother! It was more of a commentary on the last pictures.

At least every time I refresh, I see Puppies!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2017 10:38 PM (6gk0M)

262 Her face and that hair makes her look like a young boy...which probably explains her boyfriend's attraction to her...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 10:35 PM (hVdx9)

++++

I don't think that anyone who pumps a big fat ass like that is into young boys.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
****

By your standard then, he has her make animal. noises as he hits it doggie style. Baa-baaa. Mooooo.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 10:39 PM (hVdx9)

263 Hmmm. Grab the puppies and run after throwing the skunk at Lena?

Kind of a mean thing to do to the skunk.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 02, 2017 10:39 PM (IcT7t)

264 after all the asshat GOPe senators attacking Sessions, guess who steps up to defend him

https://twitter.com/Pamela_Moore13/status/837390446422867968

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:39 PM (Om16U)

265 Two puppies, one skunk, and a ... uhh ... what IS that other thing?
Posted by: goon at March 02, 2017 10:38 PM (EaQ6/)


"One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong . . ."

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2017 10:39 PM (s5o+q)

266 P.S.: Thank you for doing what you do, in case I hadn't mentioned that.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2017 10:40 PM (6gk0M)

267 That picture of Lena makes me want to give up fapping for Lent.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 02, 2017 10:40 PM (1JnAL)

268 I don't think she really thinks that. Women know when they are heavy and unattractive.I think it's part of her act, but yes she is very narcissistic, Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2017 10:20 PM (fDdVG)

I don't believe the not-hot girl who thinks she's hot act is an act. Not with her. I believe she is that clueless. Progressivism makes you dumb.

Dunham was very upset a few months ago when she met some NFL player at a social gathering and he showed no interest in her. As if her intrinsic beauty demanded it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 10:40 PM (FgxbQ)

269 "the CIA has identified the leakers and has given their names to the Justice Department"

If true, many Holy Shit Headlines down the road.

If you're facing 20 years, would you give up whoever's one rung above you

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 10:40 PM (bQxkN)

270 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2017 10:38 PM (6gk0M)

Thanks Slap

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 10:40 PM (voOPb)

271 #thePost

So...

You want... pretty puppies...

You'll settle for... a skunk...

You get... three beached whales...

...?

(240 comments - surely someone did this riff already?)

Posted by: mindful webworker - fool, rushing in at March 02, 2017 10:41 PM (hGZJP)

272 "Uh, sphincter mucus diarrhea, roger".

Posted by: Sporkatus
****

30-30 something's been canceled

"Now, if you have trouble hitting your objective, your secondary targets are here and here: an accordion factory and a mime school."

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 10:41 PM (hVdx9)

273 >>"These unseemly attacks on that poor woman are just terrible. Her big
dumb fat ass doesn't need us picking on her. After all, she's the one
that has to get out of the shower and see that thing in the mirror."



Lena writes a show in which she gets naked or nearly naked in every episode, for 4 or 5 years running. In her free time she tweets photos of herself on the beach, sitting on the toilet, and poses for magazine articles doing yoga, with her leg thrust up against her ear, etc..

She *wants* people to talk about her body. She's an exhibitionist. Whatever abuse/emotionally damage that has led to this needs to be addressed with her therapist.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 10:41 PM (NOIQH)

274 Tilllerson has called for a review of the Iran deal

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:41 PM (Om16U)

275 "I don't believe the not-hot girl who thinks she's hot act is an act. Not with her. I believe she is that clueless. Progressivism makes you dumb.

Dunham was very upset a few months ago when she met some NFL player at a social gathering and he showed no interest in her. As if her intrinsic beauty demanded it."
-Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 10:40 PM (FgxbQ)

It was a wide receiver from the New York Giants and ^THIS^

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2017 10:41 PM (6gk0M)

276
Stink.
Stank.
Stunk.




**and that's all just for Lena**

Posted by: zombie Boris Karloff as the narrator from How the Grinch Stole Christmas at March 02, 2017 10:42 PM (4nvOb)

277 https://twitter.com/Pamela_Moore13/status/837390446422867968
Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:39 PM (Om16U)


I believe Manchin is in a state carried by Trump and he is up for election in 2018. So he'd better walk softly.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 10:42 PM (FgxbQ)

278 Quarterback Colin Kaepernick will stand during the national anthem next season, sources told ESPN on Thursday.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 02, 2017 10:42 PM (e8kgV)

279 That picture of Lena makes me want to give up fapping for Lent.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper
****

That picture of Lena makes me want to give up my penis.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 10:42 PM (hVdx9)

280 Skunks are not weasels! They're in their own family, "Mephitidae" in the order Carnivora...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 02, 2017 10:42 PM (kP16F)

281 Actually, they kinda are, according to wikipedia

Nope. They have their own family. They used to be part of the weasel family but they got kicked out. Kinda like Pluto.

Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2017 10:43 PM (BO/km)

282 You know what is crazy is I truly prefer a woman to be chubby. Heck, I can appreciate a well shaped fat woman (African fertility goddess for the win), but Lena is just a very unattractive woman.

I don't think it is her shape, I think it is a combo of her very plain face and the way she carries herself. Just something intrinsically ugly in her that shines out.
Posted by: Mordineus[]/i]

I think that it is that she is such a narcissist that she goes out in public in a bikini when she knows darn well she doesn't have a bikini body, then dares people to notice that she doesn't look good.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2017 10:43 PM (+lVUW)

283 It was a wide receiver from the New York Giants and ^THIS^
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2017 10:41 PM (6gk0M)


Right. I think it was Odell Beckham.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 10:43 PM (FgxbQ)

284 Ya know MisHum, for a few dollars more, you coulda posted some more content.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 02, 2017 10:43 PM (d76uN)

285 Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 02, 2017 10:36 PM (97XyN)


I think that there are a a lot of leakers, but I hope this is correct as the major ones and that this not some "fake news".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2017 10:43 PM (fDdVG)

286 You notice that in that middle picture of "it", that there is a human being there also? I think it must have been in the process of being consumed. A perversion of some kind of Beach Diet perhaps. Maybe that's why she's belching and pointing at her girth in the final picture?

Posted by: goon at March 02, 2017 10:44 PM (EaQ6/)

287 At least Lena in a bikini makes me feel not that bad about my lack of gainzz

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:44 PM (Om16U)

288 275; odell beckham. he's got better looking maids.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2017 10:44 PM (KP5rU)

289 In the middle pic, you can actually see the cellulite. You'd think she'd be able to afford treatment.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 02, 2017 10:44 PM (W8bn5)

290 268 I don't believe the not-hot girl who thinks she's hot act is an act. Not with her. I believe she is that clueless. Progressivism makes you dumb.
Dunham was very upset a few months ago when she met some NFL player at a social gathering and he showed no interest in her. As if her intrinsic beauty demanded it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 02, 2017 10:40 PM (FgxbQ)


That could be, but it's a little hard to believe, given the evidence. What about an alternate hypothesis, that she is something like the Platonic ideal of an SJW/commie, and she believes that it was that NFL player's obligation to show her as much attention as he would have showed, say, an unmarried Ivanka?

Posted by: Splunge at March 02, 2017 10:44 PM (iMxBJ)

291 Skunks are not weasels! They're in their own family, "Mephitidae" in the order Carnivora...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 02, 2017 10:42 PM (kP16F)


Yeah, but they're closely related.

Guilt by association. Just like the raccoons.

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2017 10:44 PM (s5o+q)

292 >>Tilllerson has called for a review of the Iran deal


Punching back twice as hard. EXCELLENT!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 10:44 PM (NOIQH)

293 Trey Gowdy, after meeting with Comey today, can't disclose what was said but warns anyone getting their information from NYT or WaPo should be "very, very careful."

https://vimeo.com/206501459

Posted by: Dancing Queen at March 02, 2017 10:44 PM (+51lA)

294 She *wants* people to talk about her body. She's an exhibitionist. Whatever abuse/emotionally damage that has led to this needs to be addressed with her therapist.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 10:41 PM (NOIQH)

==================

Munchausen Syndrome by Foxy?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 02, 2017 10:45 PM (mt8X9)

295 278 Quarterback Colin Kaepernick will stand during the national anthem next season, sources told ESPN on Thursday.


Where? The CFL? He sucks. He may not even make the CFL.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 02, 2017 10:45 PM (pY+s4)

296 I think that it is that she is such a narcissist that she goes out in public in a bikini when she knows darn well she doesn't have a bikini body, then dares people to notice that she doesn't look good.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2017 10:43 PM (+lVUW)


dingdingding

And when they do point it out, it's not her broken psyche, they're the assholes.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 02, 2017 10:45 PM (8nWyX)

297 In the middle pic, you can actually see the cellulite. You'd think she'd be able to afford treatment.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
****

They've tried, but it's hard to get people committed against their will.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 10:45 PM (hVdx9)

298 Source is an ex US Attorney, on the record, so it should be true

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 10:45 PM (bQxkN)

299 Where's the greenies when you need to return a beached whale to the sea???

Posted by: Milo Y at March 02, 2017 10:45 PM (UpGcq)

300 It's taken me this long to collect myself after seeing the Dunham triplets.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 02, 2017 10:45 PM (tHwdc)

301 Okay, Michigan morons... who the fuck is Justin Amash, and what will you be doing about him? With Republicans like that festering asshole, we don't need Democrats.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 02, 2017 10:45 PM (S2VsH)

302 274 Tilllerson has called for a review of the Iran deal

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:41 PM (Om16U)

============================

Can't wait for the impending AoSHQ headline: Tillerson NUKES Iran Deal!

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2017 10:46 PM (mt8X9)

303 I love that they hope to run a clandestine empire of treason right next to all the US intelligence agencies, and while they're under Secret Service (as far as they know) protection. Good luck, shitheads.

Posted by: t-bird at March 02, 2017 10:46 PM (TqmC9)

304 It was a wide receiver from the New York Giants

-
Wouldda needed to be a wide pitcher.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 02, 2017 10:46 PM (Nwg0u)

305 That could be, but it's a little hard to believe, given the evidence. What about an alternate hypothesis, that she is something like the Platonic ideal of an SJW/commie, and she believes that it was that NFL player's obligation to show her as much attention as he would have showed, say, an unmarried Ivanka?
Posted by: Splunge at March 02, 2017 10:44 PM (iMxBJ)


If the Democrats were in power, they could wait until Christmas Eve to pass (through "reconciliation") a law that all NFL players must submit themselves sexually to unfunny, untalented, exhibitionist mentally ill fat women at least once every calendar year, or face a tax which isn't a tax but which Chief Justice Roberts will (or maybe won't) decide it's a tax, for the good of the republic.

Or something.

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2017 10:47 PM (s5o+q)

306 282
I think that it is that she is such a narcissist that she goes out in public in a bikini when she knows darn well she doesn't have a bikini body, then dares people to notice that she doesn't look good.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2017 10:43 PM (+lVUW)


Larger women look fine in one-piece suits. There's also the "fatkini", which is a two-piece suit that is designed to be flattering to a larger figure.

Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2017 10:47 PM (sdi6R)

307 Tapioca puddin bottom.



TPB

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2017 10:47 PM (qUNWi)

308 Today I learned that Obama didn't enforce his "red line" because Iran threatened to pull out of the nuclear deal if he enforced it. Maybe that was common knowledge at the time, but it sure shocked me.

Posted by: Splunge at March 02, 2017 10:47 PM (iMxBJ)

309 Very cruel. Very very very cruel

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 02, 2017 10:47 PM (APQfM)

310 Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 02, 2017 10:43 PM (d76uN)


I know, I'm Unforgiven

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 10:48 PM (voOPb)

311 Guilt by association. Just like the raccoons.
If they're so innocent, why the freakin' masks?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2017 10:48 PM (nlbfN)

312 278 Quarterback Colin Kaepernick will stand during the national anthem next season, sources told ESPN on Thursday.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 02, 2017 10:42 PM (e8kgV)

====================

Maybe he'll wear a PussyHelmet ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2017 10:48 PM (mt8X9)

313 mh must be really pissed at us. unless, that's somebodys' pet manatee. then, it would fit in with the critter theme.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2017 10:48 PM (KP5rU)

314 (Sees puppy pic- awww)
(seek skunk pic- pew)
(sees Lena- soul dies, brain melts)

(Goes on rampage)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/cuexxjk

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 10:49 PM (hVdx9)

315 Just got back home from the middle school's musical production, cute young teens singing and dancing, then I enter the ONT and I am shown the image of an albino manatee in a bikini. Did I deserve this of attending a musical and supporting our corn and pork chop feed teens? I don't think I so.

Posted by: colfax mingo at March 02, 2017 10:49 PM (+ucSt)

316 He may not even make the CFL.
------

Posted by: michael sam at March 02, 2017 10:49 PM (nlbfN)

317 >>That could be, but it's a little hard to believe, given the evidence.
What about an alternate hypothesis, that she is something like the
Platonic ideal of an SJW/commie, and she believes that it was that NFL
player's obligation to show her as much attention as he would have showed, say, an unmarried Ivanka?


I think she's more like the spoiled artsy-fartsy Manhattan girl version of the dude who wears only a trench coat , shoes, and socks and believed every woman who passes by wants to see his wang. She dresses it up with pseudo-intellectual language and women's-and-gender studies paradigms, but it is what it it is.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 10:49 PM (NOIQH)

318 What did Amash do/say?

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 02, 2017 10:49 PM (APQfM)

319 The poster who said that the Irish Setter puppy on the right looks like George Bush made me laugh--and you know what? He/she does! ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2017 10:49 PM (fDdVG)

320 The Lifezette story quoting DeGenova is from before noon today.
Is there anything to it?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2017 10:50 PM (8HGb7)

321 Someone pointed out to me that the FBI is actually tasked with investigating foreign influence over US elections and decision processes.

I wonder if congress has spoken to them about their concerns?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2017 10:50 PM (WQX/u)

322 -Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 10:40 PM (voOPb)

You're so very welcome. As you now, I have written posts for this site. Well, two to be exact.

When they get rejected, I get bummed for awhile.

To be a COB with keys to the City is a privilege, well earned.

People thank you for the content on a nightly basis because it is well-deserved. It ain't just ass-kissing. It is a link-tastic, bountiful and entertaining ONT that maintains the quality that Maetenloch brought on a nightly basis.

I would never disparage you because I have had interactions with you that only brought me joy.

I know the work that goes into this sort of thing and I appreciate what you do, sincerely.

-thank you,

-Slap

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2017 10:50 PM (6gk0M)

323 "278 Quarterback Colin Kaepernick will stand during the national anthem next season, sources told ESPN on Thursday."

As I understand it, he's a free agent now. I can't imagine any other team wanting him. His record sucks and he comes with some, er, baggage.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 02, 2017 10:50 PM (97XyN)

324 Guilt by association. Just like the raccoons.
If they're so innocent, why the freakin' masks?
Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2017 10:48 PM (nlbfN)


They're still living in the '80's, and want to get into more rock music videos.

Raccoons might be smart, but they have an absolutely abysmal sense of time.

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2017 10:50 PM (s5o+q)

325 "American planes will always be superior as long as they have men like you flying them... and German parts."

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 02, 2017 10:50 PM (frseU)

326 Quarterback Colin Kaepernick will stand during the national anthem next season, sources told ESPN on Thursday.

Not if he doesn't have a ticket, he won't!

Posted by: t-bird at March 02, 2017 10:50 PM (TqmC9)

327 We go from Cake Girl to this? What is this site coming to?

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 02, 2017 10:50 PM (lJW6d)

328 There's also the "fatkini", which is a two-piece suit that is designed to be flattering to a larger figure.
The bra covers their heads too?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2017 10:51 PM (nlbfN)

329 I know, I'm Unforgiven

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 10:48 PM (voOPb)

All outlaws are. If we could catch em all, we would hang em high. Don't be an outlaw.

Can't be everywhere at once.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 02, 2017 10:51 PM (d76uN)

330 Ya got yer dea-ead opossum, ya got yer dea-ead raccoon, yer got yer dea-ead armadiller, but it just can not compare...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 02, 2017 10:51 PM (kP16F)

331 Okay, Michigan morons... who the fuck is Justin Amash, and what will you be doing about him? With Republicans like that festering asshole, we don't need Democrats.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 02, 2017 10:45 PM (S2VsH)


Look, we try, OK? We did the best we could with Mike Rogers. Keep whinging and we'll put some Kilpatricks back on the ballot.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 02, 2017 10:51 PM (8nWyX)

332 That beast has a boyfriend??!?!?!?!?!?

DUDE!

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 02, 2017 10:51 PM (APQfM)

333 264 after all the asshat GOPe senators attacking Sessions, guess who steps up to defend him

https://twitter.com/Pamela_Moore13/status/837390446422867968
Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:39 PM (Om16U)
--------------------------
Geepers, I wonder why he would do that.

Posted by: West Virginia, Trump 70%, Hillary 26% at March 02, 2017 10:52 PM (Nox3c)

334 American planes will always be superior as long as they have men like you flying them... and German parts."

Posted by: Sporkatus
****

What do you do with an elephant that has three balls?

What about your landlady?
You can do her too.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 10:52 PM (hVdx9)

335 I don't understand this "FAT PRIDE" movement among the millennials -- I mean, yeah, sure, they are spoiled and lazy, coddled by over-protective parents who kept them inside all day so they didn't do normal kid stuff like run, play sports, etc. so I understand *why* so many of them are fat at such young ages.

But when they grow up, don't they have any self-respect to eat right and get some exercise? They're still young enough so that their metabolism will help them get in shape quickly with just a LITTLE bit of effort.

Good Lord, if you look like a 64 year old woman who's had 5 kids when you're 30, what the hell are you going to look like when you *are* 64? {{shudder}}

Posted by: Dancing Queen at March 02, 2017 10:52 PM (+51lA)

336 308 Today I learned that Obama didn't enforce his "red line" because Iran threatened to pull out of the nuclear deal if he enforced it. Maybe that was common knowledge at the time, but it sure shocked me.
Posted by: Splunge at March 02, 2017 10:47 PM (iMxBJ)


That guy couldn't enforce a no parking zone, let alone enforce an imaginary line in an imaginary scenario inside his imaginary "smart" head. A weak-kneed, scum sucker bottom feeder was never going to cause those bareknuckle boys in the Middle East anything except hilarity.

Posted by: goon at March 02, 2017 10:53 PM (EaQ6/)

337 That beast has a boyfriend??!?!?!?!?!?

DUDE!

Posted by: #neverskankles
****

I'm a manatee sexual.
Since sex with an actual manatee is illegal, I make do.

Posted by: Lena's Boyfriend at March 02, 2017 10:53 PM (hVdx9)

338 318,
" What did Amash do/say?"

Add "now" to the end. He's my cong-critter too. Not that I asked to be redistricted.

Posted by: geoffb5 at March 02, 2017 10:53 PM (d3wbb)

339 There's also the "fatkini", which is a two-piece suit

That sounds like double-bagging, which is exactly what Xs. Dunham could use.

Posted by: t-bird at March 02, 2017 10:53 PM (9Q5BJ)

340 30 At least she's not naked and sitting on an ottoman.

I thought that was an ottoman!

Posted by: Rgallegos at March 02, 2017 10:54 PM (59GQk)

341 "Can we talk about the skunk for a while? It's out in the daytime, so it's probably rabid."

I think this is predominantly an old wives' tale.

Not that a skunk in the daytime can't be rabid, but rather that it's not reliable to assume a daytime skunk is rabid.

I see daytime skunks pretty regularly in this neck of the woods, the same animal in the same area day after day, for lengthy periods of time. They're healthy.

And the night seems to be reserved for skunk sexytime. Which is the weirdest goddamn sound in the world if you don't know what it is that you're listening to.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 02, 2017 10:54 PM (noWW6)

342 Wonder how many unfortunate souls starting watching "Girls" with the pants unzipped because they thought it starred Lena Headey instead of Lena Dunham?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 02, 2017 10:55 PM (1JnAL)

343 At least she's not naked and sitting on an ottoman.

I thought that was an ottoman!
Posted by: Rgallegos at March 02, 2017 10:54 PM (59GQk)


Fuck you.

Posted by: The Ottoman Empire at March 02, 2017 10:55 PM (s5o+q)

344 "You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots! And that's MY job!

Posted by: Lena's Boyfriend at March 02, 2017 10:55 PM (hVdx9)

345 308 & 336.

Well, that, and the fact that the al-nusrah/ISIS dudes - McCain's moderate opposition freedom-fighters - were the likely source of the chemical attack. The UN knew it, the Rooshians knew it, and we knew they knew.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 10:56 PM (lutOX)

346 I'm getting calluses on my hands from lifting weights and the rowing machine.

Posted by: lindarising at March 02, 2017 10:56 PM (JNDQi)

347 Quarterback Colin Kaepernick will stand during the national anthem next season, sources told ESPN on Thursday.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy


Sounds like the Trump-ordered shock treatments worked!

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 02, 2017 10:56 PM (u8kLQ)

348 319 The poster who said that the Irish Setter puppy on the right looks like George Bush made me laugh--and you know what? He/she does! ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2017 10:49 PM (fDdVG)

================

Missed that earlier. Can't.Stop.Laughing.

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2017 10:56 PM (mt8X9)

349 For those here who-unlike me-have a life and so don' read all the content here-if you didn't see this when i posted it earlier, this is a nice alternative to Colin Keprerick. Tim Tebow talks in a video about his life, fame and his charity work:

http://tinyurl.com/j96y3ls

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2017 10:56 PM (fDdVG)

350 343 At least she's not naked and sitting on an ottoman.

I thought that was an ottoman!
Posted by: Rgallegos at March 02, 2017 10:54 PM (59GQk)

Fuck you.

Not even on that Ottoman!

Posted by: Rgallegos at March 02, 2017 10:56 PM (59GQk)

351 >>At least she's not naked and sitting on an ottoman


First episode of her show she is sitting naked on the toilet eating a birthday cake. Her idea. Not providing a link.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 10:57 PM (NOIQH)

352 Wonder how many unfortunate souls starting watching "Girls" with the pants unzipped because they thought it starred Lena Headey instead of Lena Dunham?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper
****

The sight of her would make then deliberately catch "it" in their zipper.

Posted by: Lena's Boyfriend at March 02, 2017 10:57 PM (hVdx9)

353 Manchin must have some interesting internal polling and phone calls from his donors.

Posted by: geoffb5 at March 02, 2017 10:57 PM (d3wbb)

354 >>>Good Lord, if you look like a 64 year old woman who's had 5 kids when you're 30, what the hell are you going to look like when you *are* 64? {{shudder}}
-----

Well at least she won't have 5 kids

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 10:57 PM (voOPb)

355 ShainS and former, LOL. :"-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 02, 2017 10:57 PM (u8kLQ)

356 173 Well she does sorta have an hourglass shape....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2017 10:20 PM (8HGb7)


More like a dayglass or maybe even a weekglass shape.

Posted by: Average Guy at March 02, 2017 10:57 PM (LMcFk)

357 "...what I wouldn't give, to be twenty years younger. And a woman!"

Posted by: Admiral Benson at March 02, 2017 10:57 PM (frseU)

358
Who supplied the shots of the whales' carcasses outside that Inuit village near Pt. Barrow, AK that was in an earlier ONT this week?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2017 10:57 PM (v1g1+)

359 What a woman. She's even got back boobs.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 02, 2017 10:58 PM (W8bn5)

360 Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 02, 2017 10:51 PM (d76uN)

Every which way but loose

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 10:58 PM (voOPb)

361 Off blind, numb, and scent impaired sock.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 10:58 PM (hVdx9)

362 Admiral Benson? That's my name too! What are the odds...

Posted by: Admiral Benson at March 02, 2017 10:59 PM (frseU)

363 Posted by: geoffb5 at March 02, 2017 10:57 PM (d3wbb)

Why? What is he saying?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2017 10:59 PM (fDdVG)

364 I'm getting calluses on my hands from lifting weights and the rowing machine.
Thanks for the great excuse, Linda!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2017 10:59 PM (nlbfN)

365 Slapweasel I do appreciate your kind words. Thanks for being an ONT Moron

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 10:59 PM (voOPb)

366 [i[Well she does sorta have an hourglass shape....

In a funhouse mirror sort of way.

Posted by: t-bird at March 02, 2017 10:59 PM (/cksx)

367 My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 10:59 PM (hVdx9)

368 Spare a thought for Lena Dunham's gynecologist. /shudder

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2017 10:59 PM (SRKgf)

369 Re Manchin: I saw a report earlier today (can't remember where) that there's a move afoot among lefties to get Manchin removed from the leadership.

I hope they go for it. Manchin has to be thinking about jumping ship already, and this would give him great cover while he does it.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 02, 2017 10:59 PM (97XyN)

370 BTW, a Jewish cemetery in Rochester, NY was vandalized today too.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2017 11:00 PM (nlbfN)

371 I go off and work out and the best i can come back to is 365?

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 11:00 PM (hBIFh)

372 346 I'm getting calluses on my hands from lifting weights and the rowing machine.
Posted by: lindarising at March 02, 2017 10:56 PM (JNDQi)

You're not supposed to lift the rowing machine.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 02, 2017 11:00 PM (0mRoj)

373 What a woman. She's even got back boobs.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 02, 2017 10:58 PM (W8bn5)


Oh.

No.

Just . . . no.

Stop looking at her.

Consider the skunk. Its tail raised in defiance, its beady little black eyes full of malice and humor.

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2017 11:00 PM (s5o+q)

374 See I'm not a lightning rod for controversy! I'll be good and behave! I love America and the cops! Sign me! PLEASE!!!!

Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at March 02, 2017 11:01 PM (cAnNx)

375 351 >>At least she's not naked and sitting on an ottoman


First episode of her show she is sitting naked on the toilet eating a birthday cake. Her idea. Not providing a link.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 10:57 PM (NOIQH)

You didn't provide the link, but you provided an idea for another ONT

Thanks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 11:01 PM (voOPb)

376 370. Dammit....... where the Hell is the JDL these days?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 11:01 PM (lutOX)

377 You notice that in that middle picture of "it", that there is a human being there also? I think it must have been in the process of being consumed.

Or Lena is stuffing sea shells in her privates.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 02, 2017 11:01 PM (W8bn5)

378 Of course I'm alright. Why? What have you heard?

Posted by: Admiral Benson at March 02, 2017 11:01 PM (frseU)

379 368: she doesn't go to a gynocologist, they just wheel her over the grease pit at the jiffy lube.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2017 11:01 PM (KP5rU)

380 You're quite welcome, Moron.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2017 11:01 PM (6gk0M)

381 Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-opti-pupil-optomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 11:02 PM (hVdx9)

382 Dunham was very upset a few months ago when she met some NFL player at a social gathering and he showed no interest in her. As if her intrinsic beauty demanded it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004


Oops. Sorry, I thought it was an NBA player who didn't want to screw her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2017 11:02 PM (+lVUW)

383 *fellow Moron*

...just to qualify.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2017 11:02 PM (6gk0M)

384 317 I think she's more like the spoiled artsy-fartsy Manhattan girl version of the dude who wears only a trench coat , shoes, and socks and believed every woman who passes by wants to see his wang. She dresses it up with pseudo-intellectual language and women's-and-gender studies paradigms, but it is what it it is.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 10:49 PM (NOIQH)


That sounds like...wisdom. Everything fits, including her "I'm taking a dump now" selfie.

Posted by: Splunge at March 02, 2017 11:03 PM (iMxBJ)

385 368: she doesn't go to a gynocologist, they just wheel her over the grease pit at the jiffy lube.

Posted by: chavez the hugo
****

I laughed...then threw up over the mental image...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 11:03 PM (hVdx9)

386 "Or Lena is stuffing sea shells in her privates."

Now this could be a great business idea!

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow, Rock Star at March 02, 2017 11:03 PM (97XyN)

387 363,
"Why? What is he saying?"

I don't know, it wasn't stated above. But he's a loose cannon [R] like the Pauls are. Fiscal conservative, social-whatevers.

Posted by: geoffb5 at March 02, 2017 11:03 PM (d3wbb)

388 Oops. Sorry, I thought it was an NBA player who didn't want to screw her.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2017 11:02 PM (+lVUW)

I think if you polled the NBA nobody wants to hit that.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 11:03 PM (Om16U)

389 at first glance I thought that was three different rotundities. Alas, not

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 11:03 PM (hBIFh)

390 Arrrr. This pic will serve me well on those lonely nights at sea.

Posted by: Horatio McCallister at March 02, 2017 11:03 PM (Aw2/v)

391 382 Dunham was very upset a few months ago when she met some NFL player at a social gathering and he showed no interest in her. As if her intrinsic beauty demanded it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004

Oops. Sorry, I thought it was an NBA player who didn't want to screw her.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2017 11:02 PM (+lVUW)

I wouldn't either. I'm not THAT desperate.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 02, 2017 11:03 PM (0mRoj)

392 I'm getting calluses on my hands from lifting weights and the rowing machine.

I've been rowing with one hand. Honest.

Posted by: t-bird at March 02, 2017 11:03 PM (/wWB4)

393
I'm so hot I'm radioactive. Like an atomic sex bomb, with a large yield.

Posted by: lena dunham at March 02, 2017 11:04 PM (lmIoG)

394 But when they grow up, don't they have any self-respect to eat right and get some exercise?

Posted by: Dancing Queen at March 02, 2017 10:52 PM (+51lA)

================

I'm an a-theist, but consider Dennis Prager one of my mentors. He believes, as do I now, that this and so many of the self-destructive behaviors we're seeing in the country (and West) generally, and young people specifically, is the lack of Judaeo-Christian religion and values.

I was raised Catholic and had numerous Mormon friends growing up; I recall them telling me that "the body is the temple of the soul ... and should be treated as such." That had a huge impact on me and my (very healthy, thank goodness ... or God) way of life.

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2017 11:04 PM (mt8X9)

395 I'm in a jet! What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Pete 'dead meat' Thompson at March 02, 2017 11:04 PM (frseU)

396 Where? The CFL? He sucks. He may not even make the CFL.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 02, 2017 10:45 PM (pY+s4)


He's a quarterback that led a team to the Super Bowl, as Rex Grossman has proved, that will keep you in the league for 10 more years as a starter or a backup.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 02, 2017 11:04 PM (1JnAL)

397 Alpha Velveeta Knuckle Underwear, you are cleared for take-off.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 11:04 PM (hVdx9)

398 I think if you polled the NBA nobody wants to hit that.

I think if you polled the AARP nobody wants to hit that.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 11:05 PM (hBIFh)

399 I can see my house from heeerrree

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 11:05 PM (hVdx9)

400 >>>Oops. Sorry, I thought it was an NBA player who didn't want to screw her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2017 11:02 PM (+lVUW)



I think if you polled the NBA nobody wants to hit that.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 11:03 PM (Om16U)<<<

She looks turrible. Just turrible.

Posted by: Charles Barkley at March 02, 2017 11:05 PM (4nvOb)

401 I think if you polled the NBA nobody wants to hit that.

I think if you polled the AARP nobody wants to hit that.

Posted by: JEM
****

I think if you polled 1000 blind men...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 11:06 PM (hVdx9)

402 This is the first break I've had in awhile, so I'm going to make a beer-run because beer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2017 11:06 PM (6gk0M)

403 That sounds like...wisdom. Everything fits, including her "I'm taking a dump now" selfie.

I'm taking a dump now
There doesn't seem to be anyone else around
I'm taking a dump now
My stinky flatulence is the only sound

Posted by: Lena "Tiffany" Dunham at March 02, 2017 11:06 PM (IcT7t)

404 Goddamn those bottom pics are horrifying.

Posted by: THE Barrel at March 02, 2017 11:07 PM (4nvOb)

405 Say this ten times, fast!
She shits seashells by the seashore!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2017 11:07 PM (nlbfN)

406 He's a quarterback that led a team to the Super Bowl, as Rex Grossman has proved, that will keep you in the league for 10 more years as a starter or a backup.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 02, 2017 11:04 PM (1JnAL)


He's also an obvious head-case, which cuts a few years off of that.

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2017 11:07 PM (s5o+q)

407 "It's okay, I'm not a very good doctor. Nurse! Give me 20ccs of morphine... thanks."

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 02, 2017 11:07 PM (frseU)

408 I was really impressed with the way you handled that stallion. You know, when I saw you dig your heels into his sides, tighten up the reigns and break his spirit, I never wanted to be a horse so much in my life.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 11:07 PM (hVdx9)

409 388 Oops. Sorry, I thought it was an NBA player who didn't want to screw her.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2017 11:02 PM (+lVUW)

I think if you polled the NBA nobody wants to hit that.
Posted by: @votermom @vm



Have you seen some of the women an average NBA player screws? Somewhere between smokin' hot and gorgeous. I'm sure it has nothing to do with money though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 02, 2017 11:08 PM (pY+s4)

410 i think we have witnessed one of the first photos of a rectal eclipse. thanks, mh. science.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2017 11:08 PM (KP5rU)

411 354

At 64 she won't have 5 kids. Instead she will wish she had 5 abortions. Dunham is the poster 'girl' of the sickness that comes from the dark side.

Posted by: colfax mingo at March 02, 2017 11:08 PM (+ucSt)

412 336 That guy couldn't enforce a no parking zone, let alone enforce an imaginary line in an imaginary scenario inside his imaginary "smart" head. A weak-kneed, scum sucker bottom feeder was never going to cause those bareknuckle boys in the Middle East anything except hilarity.
Posted by: goon at March 02, 2017 10:53 PM (EaQ6/)


But he's totally going to kick President Trump's ass, from his mansion fortress, with the help of his sidekick, Valerie Of The (Muslim) Brotherhood. He will organize the national community, rouse the rabble. They will have pre-printed signs. They will win a victory such as the world has not seen since....since...

Posted by: Splunge at March 02, 2017 11:08 PM (iMxBJ)

413 A loner?
No. I own it.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 11:08 PM (hVdx9)

414 388
I think if you polled the NBA nobody wants to hit that.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 11:03 PM (Om16U)
-------------------------
I don't think even the WNBA wants to hit it --- and they're, well, ..... not picky.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2017 11:09 PM (Nox3c)

415 BTW, today is the anniversary of Wilt Chamberlain's 100-point game.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2017 11:09 PM (nlbfN)

416 Every which way but loose

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 10:58 PM (voOPb)

You would need a fistful of dollars to do that.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 02, 2017 11:09 PM (d76uN)

417 I think if you polled the NBA nobody wants to hit that.

I think if you polled the AARP nobody wants to hit that.

Posted by: JEM
****

I think if you polled 1000 blind men...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 11:06 PM (hVdx9)


It ain't that you'd hit that.

It's that that would hit YOU.

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2017 11:09 PM (s5o+q)

418 Have you seen some of the women an average NBA player screws? Somewhere between smokin' hot and gorgeous. I'm sure it has nothing to do with money though.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 02, 2017 11:08 PM (pY+s4)

Of course not. Nothing to do with money at all.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 02, 2017 11:10 PM (0mRoj)

419 Well I'll be having a nightmare tonight and wake up in a cold sweat screaming tomorrow after viewing that.

Dude! No warning! What gives?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 02, 2017 11:10 PM (lQqij)

420 Lena's boyfriend is Jack Antonoff a musician in a band named fun

He strikes me as gay -- and I think his dating Lena is pretty conclusive evidence of that.

Best thing about their relationship is that they always, as a couple, said they would not marry until there was "Marriage Equality" and then, after SCOTUS decided to find the "right to gay marriage' in the 14th Amendment, Lena expected him to propose and he DID NOT! lol She did one of her "public rants" on her instagram about it.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at March 02, 2017 11:10 PM (+51lA)

421 370 BTW, a Jewish cemetery in Rochester, NY was vandalized today too.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2017 11:00 PM (nlbfN)


There go those TrumpNazis again.

Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2017 11:10 PM (sdi6R)

422 First episode of her show she is sitting naked on the toilet eating a birthday cake. Her idea. Not providing a link.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 10:57 PM (NOIQH)

You didn't provide the link, but you provided an idea for another ONT

Thanks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 11:01 PM (voOPb)

============

You're both banned.

Posted by: Insomniac Ace at March 02, 2017 11:11 PM (mt8X9)

423 Except blind guys have a heightened sense of smell so I'm still guessing 'no go'.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2017 11:11 PM (nlbfN)

424 Kent, your nostrils are flaring...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 11:11 PM (hVdx9)

425
What do you do with an elephant that has three balls?


Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 10:52 PM (hVdx9)


You rent him out to advertise a pawn shop

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2017 11:11 PM (WQX/u)

426 399 I can see my house from heeerrree
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 11:05 PM (hVdx9)
***
And that reminds me of a song, one of the best job-quitting songs of all time:

https://youtu.be/Qx_asjTrTSM

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 11:11 PM (lutOX)

427 Even dogs won't hump her leg.

Posted by: t-bird at March 02, 2017 11:11 PM (TqmC9)

428 420 Best thing about their relationship is that they always, as a couple, said they would not marry until there was "Marriage Equality" and then, after SCOTUS decided to find the "right to gay marriage' in the 14th Amendment, Lena expected him to propose and he DID NOT! lol She did one of her "public rants" on her instagram about it.
Posted by: Dancing Queen at March 02, 2017 11:10 PM (+51lA)


That is just awesomely schadenfreudetastic.

Posted by: Splunge at March 02, 2017 11:11 PM (iMxBJ)

429 401 I think if you polled the NBA nobody wants to hit that.

I think if you polled the AARP nobody wants to hit that.

Posted by: JEM
****

I think if you polled 1000 blind men...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale



Blind men? Well as long as she doesn't open her mouth and say something, odds are some of them would bang her. She just needs to keep her mouth shut.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 02, 2017 11:11 PM (pY+s4)

430 A man was arrested today for repeatedly calling Dem congressmen (and civil rights legend!) John Lewis' office repeatedly last few day and making hostile and threatening remarks. It made the local news and was mentioned several times today. I had assumed from the repeated reports that it must have been an angry white person and the news would go viral. Oddly it didn't so I looked into it more and it is obvious why MSM has not touched this. Turns out perp was African American. What more, he was demanding John Lewis fight for reparations for his family.

File this snder Fake News by Omission.

Posted by: Ripley at March 02, 2017 11:12 PM (NbRJx)

431 I think if you polled the NBA nobody wants to hit that.

I think if you polled the AARP nobody wants to hit that.

Posted by: JEM
****

I think if you polled 1000 blind men...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 11:06 PM (hVdx9)

It ain't that you'd hit that.

It's that that would hit YOU.

Posted by: filbert
****

It will be a fight to the death.
Me fighting to shoot myself and her trying to stop me.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 11:12 PM (hVdx9)

432 I ain't polling that!

Posted by: Tmitsss at March 02, 2017 11:12 PM (xlzu7)

433 >>>Oops. Sorry, I thought it was an NBA player who didn't want to screw her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2017 11:02 PM (+lVUW)



I think if you polled the NBA nobody wants to hit that.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 11:03 PM (Om16U)


That's hard to believe since there were some NBA players that banged some of the Kardashians.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 02, 2017 11:12 PM (1JnAL)

434 #396: Crappernick was just about to get cut, I'm pretty sure. He'd been downgraded to second-string, and you just don't pay a backup QB $16M.

I think that whole stunt of his last season was all about changing the optics of cutting his ass from a business decision to a political one.

It worked, and that's why the NFL's ratings tanked this year. Nobody wants to watch that kind of bullshit.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 02, 2017 11:13 PM (0OG8D)

435 Crappernick is nuts. He's hooked up with a BLM woman and wants to blame "whitey" for his crumbling career.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 11:14 PM (hVdx9)

436 I'm sure it has nothing to do with money though.

On the other hand, if it weren't for girls, would we even work?

Posted by: t-bird at March 02, 2017 11:14 PM (TqmC9)

437 I'm an a-theist, but consider Dennis Prager one of my mentors. He believes, as do I now, that this and so many of the self-destructive behaviors we're seeing in the country (and West) generally, and young people specifically, is the lack of Judaeo-Christian religion and values.

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2017 11:04 PM (mt8X9)

********************************

I agree -- we've become a scatological society. Look at our pop culture (Hollywood, rap music, etc) and the modern left in general.
#SpiritCooking

Posted by: Dancing Queen at March 02, 2017 11:14 PM (+51lA)

438 She looks like Judd Nelson.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 02, 2017 11:15 PM (Qk4LE)

439 #420: The same thing happened to Kristin Bell.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 02, 2017 11:15 PM (0OG8D)

440 I'm sure it has nothing to do with money though.

On the other hand, if it weren't for girls, would we even work?

Posted by: t-bird
****

Those guns won't feed themselves, so yes.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 11:15 PM (hVdx9)

441 Anybody else see this tonight? Fantastic ad for KFC promoting their (UK-only) new sandwich...

https://www.facebook.com/KFC.uk/videos/10154301066572647/?pnref=story

Hilarious IMHO. (Watch for the surprise at the end.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 02, 2017 11:15 PM (u8kLQ)

442 Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 02, 2017 11:09 PM (d76uN)


Wouldn't a bridge in Madison county do?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 11:15 PM (voOPb)

443 415 BTW, today is the anniversary of Wilt Chamberlain's 100-point game.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2017 11:09 PM (nlbfN)

====================

And 10,000th conquest in bed ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2017 11:15 PM (mt8X9)

444 And a Dem Congress-shit verbally sexually assaults [holding the Left to their own standards] Kellyanne Conway:

"I really just want to know what was going on there, because, you know, I won't tell anybody. And you can just explain to me that circumstance, because she really looked kind of familiar in that position there. But, don't answer, and I don't want you to refer back to the 1990s," Democratic Louisiana Rep. Cedric Richmond said at a Washington Press Club Foundation Dinner on Wednesday.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2017 11:16 PM (nlbfN)

445 412:They will win a victory such as the world has not seen since....since...


The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 02, 2017 11:16 PM (pY+s4)

446 She looks turrible. Just turrible.
Posted by: Charles Barkley
----

I bet Barkley voted for Trump. Didn't he always used to say he was a Republican? ("Of course I'm a Republican! I'm rich!")

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 02, 2017 11:16 PM (i2uPg)

447 "On the other hand, if it weren't for girls, would we even work?"
-Posted by: t-bird at March 02, 2017 11:14 PM (TqmC9)

Maybe, but mainly "no".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 02, 2017 11:16 PM (6gk0M)

448 418: I bet they'll let those NBA players grab their pussies.
Where is the outrage from the Feminazis?
Yeah, as I thought. Fuck'em!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 02, 2017 11:16 PM (lQqij)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2017 11:16 PM (sK2fh)

450 How many WNBA players would hit that?

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2017 11:17 PM (mt8X9)

451 Crappernick is nuts. He's hooked up with a BLM woman and wants to blame "whitey" for his crumbling career.


"Whitey made me throw to guys with different color jerseys than mine!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2017 11:17 PM (SRKgf)

452 396 Where? The CFL? He sucks. He may not even make the CFL.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 02, 2017 10:45 PM (pY+s4)


He's a quarterback that led a team to the Super Bowl, as Rex Grossman has proved, that will keep you in the league for 10 more years as a starter or a backup.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 02, 2017 11:04 PM (1JnAL



Despite sucking ass, Rex Grossman is a prototypical NFL style QB. He can be plugged into just about any team and be serviceable.

Kaepernick is not the prototypical NFL style QB. He very much needs a proper fit for him to be worthwhile. Who is that desperate for a QB right now? Maybe he'll be on a team in preseason, but I honestly do not think he will be backing up anyone come opening week.

Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2017 11:17 PM (cAnNx)

453 Speaking of Rubens, I think that composite photo was based on the Three Graces, maybe as parody.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hkgk4uc

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 02, 2017 11:18 PM (W8bn5)

454 Why must I live in a world where Harambe is dead but Lena Dunham parades around in a child's swimming pool.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 02, 2017 11:18 PM (Qk4LE)

455 335 I don't understand this "FAT PRIDE" movement among the millennials -- I mean, yeah, sure, they are spoiled and lazy, coddled by over-protective parents who kept them inside all day so they didn't do normal kid stuff like run, play sports, etc. so I understand *why* so many of them are fat at such young ages.

But when they grow up, don't they have any self-respect to eat right and get some exercise? They're still young enough so that their metabolism will help them get in shape quickly with just a LITTLE bit of effort.

Good Lord, if you look like a 64 year old woman who's had 5 kids when you're 30, what the hell are you going to look like when you *are* 64? {{shudder}}
Posted by: Dancing Queen


Liberalism has been on a trend of fighting personal responsibility for long time. This is part of it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2017 11:18 PM (+lVUW)

456 441 Anybody else see this tonight? Fantastic ad for KFC promoting their (UK-only) new sandwich...

https://www.facebook.com/KFC.uk/videos/10154301066572647/?pnref=story

Hilarious IMHO. (Watch for the surprise at the end.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 02, 2017 11:15 PM (u8kLQ)


Funny. Figgy Poppleton-Rice is a 1, however.

Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2017 11:19 PM (sdi6R)

457 Rexy took the Bears to more SBs than Cutler.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 02, 2017 11:19 PM (Qk4LE)

458 Good evening, good people.

Today was stupendous, we spent some great range time.

Came home with a lot less ammo, a slightly sore wrist and a tender spot on my left shoulder.

Haven't run the Garand or the 1911 that much in at least 2 years. Both performed flawlessly.

I be feelin pretty smug, I can still shoot just as well as ever.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 02, 2017 11:20 PM (X35Yt)

459 "So now CNN is having outrage-gasms about Pence, while Governor, used his personnel email and it was hacked.



Posted by: Puddleglum"

Just saw this on Yahoo news. It will be outrage of the day tomorrow, unless they decide to keep going after Sessions (who is now "embattled" in very MSM story.)

Posted by: Ripley at March 02, 2017 11:20 PM (NbRJx)

460 Which of these does the Horde think most likely to be in Lena Dunham's future (next 10-20 years), everyone?

- Has trans surgery to become a man

- Goes bankrupt, turns to a pron career

- Trailer park obscurity a la Tonya Harding

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 02, 2017 11:20 PM (u8kLQ)

461 I done been hornswoggled! Twice as dogged by odious abominations!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 02, 2017 11:20 PM (ocw+t)

462 Crappernick is nuts. He's hooked up with a BLM woman and wants to blame "whitey" for his crumbling career.


"Whitey made me throw to guys with different color jerseys than mine!"


Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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That's called diversity in action.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 11:20 PM (hVdx9)

463 I be feelin pretty smug, I can still shoot just as well as ever.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 02, 2017 11:20 PM (X35Yt)

You, sir, are a great American. Even if your passport happens to have another country's seal on it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2017 11:21 PM (sK2fh)

464 OK.... really? I get off the phone with a VERY hot 56 year old Blonde.... (5' 10", 145 Lbs... of Gorgeous Blonde)...

and I get hit with THOSE pictures?????

REALLY????

Posted by: Don Q. at March 02, 2017 11:21 PM (NgKpN)

465 439 #420: The same thing happened to Kristin Bell.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 02, 2017 11:15 PM (0OG8D)

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Kristen Bell? Are you sure? She's married to that Dax Shepard guy -- they do those Samsung commercials together.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at March 02, 2017 11:21 PM (+51lA)

466 rickl, yup. Love Figgy's advice re Norwegian wood... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 02, 2017 11:21 PM (u8kLQ)

467 Wouldn't a bridge in Madison county do?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 11:15 PM (voOPb)

Yeah maybe if the Gran Torino isn't too heavy.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 02, 2017 11:21 PM (d76uN)

468 Doctor: Quick, nurse check his penis. See if it's longer than mine.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 11:22 PM (hVdx9)

469 >>Trailer park obscurity a la Tonya Harding

I think she is smart enough to bank some cash and will be around for some time to come

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 11:22 PM (voOPb)

470 I get off the phone with a VERY hot 56 year old Blonde.... (5' 10", 145 Lbs... of Gorgeous Blonde)...

sharing is caring.

Posted by: JEM at March 02, 2017 11:22 PM (BSzjN)

471 >>>I bet Barkley voted for Trump. Didn't he always used to say he was a Republican? ("Of course I'm a Republican! I'm rich!")

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 02, 2017 11:16 PM (i2uPg)<<<

I really don't think Sir Charles is a Republican. But does like his guns, and is not always a loony lefty.

Karl Malone on the other hand... donated to G.W. and Lisa Morecokeski. Another big NRA guy, and pretty sure he likes driving big rigs.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 02, 2017 11:22 PM (4nvOb)

472
Why must I live in a world where Harambe is dead but Lena Dunham parades around in a child's swimming pool.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie


It's too bad they never got together.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2017 11:23 PM (IqV8l)

473 I've known people who are very overweight who are lovely people. They've made their choices and they live with them. They don't run around in bikinis that were designed for women who weigh 105 pounds, and expect everyone to admire their flabbiness. As another commenter pointed out, there are very nice one piece bathing suits.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2017 11:23 PM (+lVUW)

474 MH, true.

In the meantime, just found out Nancy Kerrigan is going to appear on Dancing With The Stars.

If she does well and has a shot at becoming champion, let's hope things don't go like they did way back when... you know... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 02, 2017 11:23 PM (u8kLQ)

475 #434 I think that whole stunt of his last season was all about changing the
optics of cutting his ass from a business decision to a political one.

Yeah, the whole thing reminded me of Chris Kluwe pulling this BS a few years back. Used to punt for the Vikings, the one thing he had to do in the now-dead Metrodome (i.e. wind-free stadium) was beginning to decline and the team was about to move to an outdoor stadium. He sees the writing on the wall, so he starts being a huge SOB about gay marriage. Just goes on Twitter and starts trashing people who think gay "marriage" isn't actually marriage. It poisoned the locker room, and he totally did accuse the Vikings of victimizing him for his "cause" when they did cut him (partly for not being a good punter anymore, partly for being such a jackass).

Posted by: They Can't Have My French Fries at March 02, 2017 11:24 PM (9F4vW)

476 Okay, I just got here and saw the Lena Dunham pictures. Oh. My. God.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 02, 2017 11:24 PM (TdMsT)

477 351 First episode of her show she is sitting naked on the toilet eating a birthday cake. Her idea. Not providing a link.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 10:57 PM (NOIQH)
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I watched the first 4 episodes of Girls to see why people love it so much. I wanted to dive into a pool of Purell afterwards.
I do not get the worship of that show or her.

Since she's naked on that show constantly, it probably doesn't matter to her how she looks in a swimsuit.

Posted by: Mel at March 02, 2017 11:24 PM (NrIY8)

478 406 He's a quarterback that led a team to the Super Bowl, as Rex Grossman has proved, that will keep you in the league for 10 more years as a starter or a backup.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 02, 2017 11:04 PM (1JnAL)

He's also an obvious head-case, which cuts a few years off of that.
Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2017 11:07 PM (s5o+q)

Jeff George
Michael Vick
RG3
Jay Cutler

Every NFL organization "thinks" that they will be able to control a problem player. Very few are actually able to. The ones that are able to, usually have a QB in place.

Head case or not, he's got a cannon of an arm and speed. Plus he's been a multi year starter for a team that had some success, that means GM's will take a chance on him before a rookie.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 02, 2017 11:25 PM (1JnAL)

479 460; pron career? not enough fluffers in the world to make that work. viagra can only do so much.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2017 11:25 PM (KP5rU)

480 Vegan keeps on fucking that chicken; linked in my sock. [Hat-tip Blazing Cat Fur blog.]

Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2017 11:25 PM (nlbfN)

481 You, sir, are a great American. Even if your passport happens to have another country's seal on it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2017 11:21 PM (sK2fh)

====

I feel pretty safe in assuming Irongrampas posts are genuine.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 02, 2017 11:25 PM (v0mnF)

482 Normally the pups would outdo or undo Lena. Just not today. Bad day plus Lena equals horrible day. Plus go to watch Sarajevo on Netflix. Revisionist history. They are everywhere! I need more pups.

Posted by: gracepc at March 02, 2017 11:26 PM (OU4q6)

483 chavez, maybe if they smear enough Vaseline on the camera lens... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 02, 2017 11:26 PM (u8kLQ)

484 I think if you polled the NBA nobody wants to hit that.

I think if you polled the AARP nobody wants to hit that.

Posted by: JEM
****

I think if you polled 1000 blind men...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 11:06 PM (hVdx9)



The NRA ran a Duhnam poll, wherein it was revealed that the only faction within that storied institution that showed any interest in Ms. Dunham, was the boffins down in the ballistics lab, who see her unending potential for use as Ballistic Gelatin.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 02, 2017 11:26 PM (v5iqM)

485 viagra can only do so much.
Or the guys would keep on dropping dead from heart attacks.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2017 11:26 PM (nlbfN)

486 she's a real twobagger. of flour.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2017 11:26 PM (KP5rU)

487 andycanuck: well duh, they can't *eat* the chicken. What else are they gonna do with it?!? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 02, 2017 11:26 PM (u8kLQ)

488 Watched a little MSNBC tonight for no know reason. Probably just to see them rage. And rage they did.
I figured out Rachel Maddow is Lawrence O'Donnell in drag with more hand gestures. Other than Sessions needs to resign and the Russkies gave President Trump $40 million out of the goodness of their hearts, it sounded the same.
I'm good for another couple of years.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at March 02, 2017 11:27 PM (qnOHi)

489 >>>Every NFL organization "thinks" that they will be
able to control a problem player. Very few are actually able to. The
ones that are able to, usually have a QB in place.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 02, 2017 11:25 PM (1JnAL)<<<




**nods**

Posted by: Darth Hoodie at March 02, 2017 11:27 PM (4nvOb)

490 If the vaseline doesn't work, try bearing grease.


Then try Kiwi.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2017 11:27 PM (WQX/u)

491 Bob Dole is not interested.

Posted by: Bob Dole at March 02, 2017 11:28 PM (IqV8l)

492 460 Which of these does the Horde think most likely to be in Lena Dunham's future (next 10-20 years), everyone?

- Has trans surgery to become a man

- Goes bankrupt, turns to a pron career

- Trailer park obscurity a la Tonya Harding

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 02, 2017 11:20 PM (u8kLQ)

==================

Yeah, I'm gonna go with the Rachel Dolezal welfare queen getting porn offers path.

Hopefully it's days or months rather than years ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2017 11:28 PM (mt8X9)

493 483: rear end greas for a mopar drag racing differential, maybe.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2017 11:28 PM (KP5rU)

494 Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 02, 2017 11:21 PM (d76uN)


Ahh, a perfect world

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 11:28 PM (voOPb)

495 willowing this from The Bookworm because it deserves to be seen by all.
*************************

Consider sending your suggestion with a link to the website to President Trump at the WH.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2017 09:42 PM (fDdVG)
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HA! Not mine. Really did come from The Bookworm. And she started out referencing Ace's Voldemort piece. Take a look. She's good imo.http://tinyurl.com/japyu5t
Posted by: gracepc at March 02, 2017 10:05 PM (OU4q6)
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This is it, http://tinyurl.com/japyu5t

Posted by: gNewt at March 02, 2017 11:28 PM (FeOTH)

496 Looks like someone went a few rounds too many with the ugly stick.

Posted by: MaxArtifice at March 02, 2017 11:28 PM (xiOvU)

497 I feel pretty safe in assuming Irongrampas posts are genuine.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 02, 2017 11:25 PM (v0mnF)

whoa, whoa, whoa there, pull the reins.

All I was alluding to is that I have no idea what his citizenship is. No irony or sarcasm in my post.

sorry 'bout that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2017 11:29 PM (sK2fh)

498 I think if you polled the NBA nobody wants to hit that.

I think if you polled the AARP nobody wants to hit that.

Posted by: JEM
****

I think if you polled 1000 blind men...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 11:06 PM (hVdx9)


The NRA ran a Duhnam poll, wherein it was revealed that the only faction within that storied institution that showed any interest in Ms. Dunham, was the boffins down in the ballistics lab, who see her unending potential for use as Ballistic Gelatin.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim
****

Ed McMahon laugh.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 11:29 PM (hVdx9)

499 coat the lense with vegamite. or, peanut butter.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2017 11:29 PM (KP5rU)

500 433---That's hard to believe since there were some NBA players that banged some of the Kardashians.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 02, 2017 11:12 PM (1JnAL)
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Some NBA players? Some?!?
Name one that hasn't!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2017 11:29 PM (Nox3c)

501 466 rickl, yup. Love Figgy's advice re Norwegian wood... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 02, 2017 11:21 PM (u8kLQ)

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Yeah, my wife was trying to get me to eat kale tonight ... and I was having no part of it.

We both got a kick out of that video.

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2017 11:29 PM (mt8X9)

502 Did somebody say Radioactive?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Aq5cqjUFOo

Posted by: Jimmy Page at March 02, 2017 11:29 PM (Neixe)

503 **see Dunham**


Oh my God, that's hideous!!!

Posted by: zombie John Merrick at March 02, 2017 11:29 PM (4nvOb)

504 Is this a thing?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hxa8on5

Sure looks like a thing.

/hat tip Instapundit

Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2017 11:30 PM (sdi6R)

505 #465: Did they get married, then? Last I heard, they hadn't.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 02, 2017 11:30 PM (0OG8D)

506 Looks like someone went a few rounds too many with the ugly stick.

Posted by: MaxArtifice at March 02, 2017 11:28 PM (xiOvU)

That's too bad.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 02, 2017 11:31 PM (d76uN)

507 >>You didn't provide the link, but you provided an idea for another ONT

Aw, hell.....I take it back!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 11:31 PM (NOIQH)

508 Lena Dunham is an exhibitionist. And too lazy to put on a stained rained coat and walk into a pron theater or even ride a bus.

Posted by: gracepc at March 02, 2017 11:32 PM (OU4q6)

509 After getting metaphorically kicked the nuts today for the umpteenth time, I'm just not feeling the ONT spirit. I'll see you tomorrow.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 02, 2017 11:32 PM (0mRoj)

510 Shain, glad you both enjoyed it.

Also glad the video has a happy ending. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 02, 2017 11:32 PM (u8kLQ)

511 - Has trans surgery to become a man

- Goes bankrupt, turns to a pron career

- Trailer park obscurity a la Tonya Harding

Posted by: qdpsteve


The one thing she shouldn't do is become a man. She looks quite slovenly in that picture, neglectful of personal grooming.

Imagine what a slob she'd be as a "guy" on hormones, sporting 5 o'clock shadow, hairy chest, hairy legs with her hairy beer gut hanging out over her shorts that haven't been changed in a week.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 02, 2017 11:32 PM (W8bn5)

512 That was actually pretty nasty. No content warning. No NSFW. Just a cute dog picture to lure you in and then when you click past you get a visual version of ipecac syrup.

Posted by: MaxArtifice at March 02, 2017 11:32 PM (xiOvU)

513 Steve, yup. Agreed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 02, 2017 11:33 PM (u8kLQ)

514 What the fvck did you assholes do?

I wander over for a few fun links and some amusing banter, and I get smacked in the face with Lena Dunham in a bikini?

At least my naked guy on the ottoman could be considered art....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 02, 2017 11:34 PM (rF0hx)

515 Finished loading 300 rounds of 7.62 Tokarev.

Range-day with my angel tomorrow - she wants to try out the pps43.

Lord, I love that girl.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 11:34 PM (lutOX)

516 HA! Local news has a huge scoop they are reporting from the Indianapolis Star!

After a careful deep digging investigation, they have discovered that Pence used his personal AOL account to do state business over!

HE'S JUST LIKE HILLARY!!!!

Except... its not illegal to use personal email accounts to do state business in that state.

The only real crime is that he still uses AOL.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2017 11:34 PM (39g3+)

517 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at March 02, 2017 11:34 PM (uSlc8)

518 Lena Dunham is an exhibitionist. And too lazy to put on a stained rained coat and walk into a pron theater or even ride a bus.


Posted by: gracepc
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I used to work with a female swinger who hung out at a sex club . A few coworkers went with her to the sex club for s&g's. I was told all the people there were ones you would NOT want to see naked. Lena would fit right in.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 11:34 PM (hVdx9)

519 Marion, don't look at it.

Shut your eyes, Marion.

Don't look at it, no matter what happens!


**unaware Rons/Ettes load up ONT, see Lena pics**

**faces melt**

Posted by: Indiana Jones at March 02, 2017 11:34 PM (4nvOb)

520 Wow. That Dunham chick is something we can all aspire to.

Posted by: A Sack of Potatoes at March 02, 2017 11:35 PM (uSlc8)

521 Posted by: MaxArtifice at March 02, 2017 11:32 PM (xiOvU)

Posting

Thursday Overnight Open Thread, The Good, The Bad & The Ugly Edition would have spoiled it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 11:35 PM (voOPb)

522 A body made for Rodney Dangerfield jokes.

Posted by: MaxArtifice at March 02, 2017 11:35 PM (xiOvU)

523 MSNBC was fun to watch on election night 2016. Hopefully, it will provide more fun on election night 2018. Til then, I'm good.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at March 02, 2017 11:36 PM (P8951)

524 Totally uncalled for. Totally.

Fat. Fucking. Liberal.

Warn a fella

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 02, 2017 11:37 PM (pUDQf)

525 Thanks for posting the Dunham pics. Now no one's gonna want cottage cheese for months and months.

Posted by: Knudsen at March 02, 2017 11:37 PM (u8kLQ)

526 Watching Tucker Carlson earlier this evening, I wonder how he stops himself from saying to some of these people, "Are you f*cking insane?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2017 11:37 PM (ZO497)

527 i quit fapping to photos of lena dunham for lent. a real hardship.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2017 11:37 PM (KP5rU)

528 When she puts on weight, her neck becomes practically non existant.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 02, 2017 11:38 PM (W8bn5)

529
>>>Wow. That Dunham chick is something we can all aspire to.

Posted by: A Sack of Potatoes at March 02, 2017 11:35 PM (uSlc<<<

Remember that game from ONT's past... Potato or Amy Schumer?
This could be the sequel... Sack of Potatoes or Lena Dunham?

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 02, 2017 11:38 PM (4nvOb)

530 Does Lena Dunham deliberately assume terrible posture? Appalling.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 02, 2017 11:38 PM (TdMsT)

531 well, parents can now show their children where bacon comes from.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2017 11:38 PM (KP5rU)

532 Tobias Funke: nevernude
Lena Dunham: alwaysnude

You know, Steve, Lena Dunham backwards is Anel Mahnud.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 02, 2017 11:38 PM (Qk4LE)

533 I thought it was the cute, the stinky and the, well stinky.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2017 11:38 PM (39g3+)

534 Dunham pics: Yikes! My eyes...my eyes!

*writhes on floor*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2017 11:38 PM (ZO497)

535 I remember Obama talking about his daughters being fans of "Girls." This was when Sushi was only 12, IIRC.

And then, of course, Malaria did an internship on the program when she was still in high school.

So I guess this is the sort of stuff that our "enlightened" ruling class finds wholesome.

Weird.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2017 11:38 PM (Nox3c)

536 Mike Hammer, I like Tucker too but the show could be improved.

For instance, lock the libnutz in a room with Tucker, who's been equipped with a loaded crowbar.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 02, 2017 11:39 PM (u8kLQ)

537 527 i quit fapping to photos of lena dunham for lent. a real hardship.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2017 11:37 PM (KP5rU)

Yeah. And I quit sticking my elbow in my ear.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2017 11:39 PM (sK2fh)

538 508 Lena Dunham is an exhibitionist. And too lazy to put on a stained rained coat and walk into a pron theater or even ride a bus.
Posted by: gracepc at March 02, 2017 11:32 PM (OU4q6)

I think she's punishing the world for her own miserable personality and appearance.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at March 02, 2017 11:39 PM (P8951)

539 522 A body made for Rodney Dangerfield jokes.

Posted by: MaxArtifice at March 02, 2017 11:35 PM (xiOvU)

====================

She's so fat ... her bathtub has stretch marks.

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2017 11:39 PM (mt8X9)

540 My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals."

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 02, 2017 11:39 PM (frseU)

541 But, don't answer, and I don't want you to refer
back to the 1990s," Democratic Louisiana Rep. Cedric Richmond said at a
Washington Press Club Foundation Dinner on Wednesday.


Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2017 11:16 PM (nlbfN)

Ok, Cedric . Let's keep it current. Valerie Jarrett moves in and sets up house with the Obamas.

Posted by: gracepc at March 02, 2017 11:39 PM (OU4q6)

542 512 That was actually pretty nasty. No content warning. No NSFW. Just a cute dog picture to lure you in and then when you click past you get a visual version of ipecac syrup.
Posted by: MaxArtifice at March 02, 2017 11:32 PM (xiOvU)

Yeah... it was almost as mean as the yoko ONTs....

Posted by: Don Q. at March 02, 2017 11:40 PM (NgKpN)

543 531 well, parents can now show their children where bacon comes from.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2017 11:38 PM (KP5rU)



Ham hock, pork bellies and rump roast.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 02, 2017 11:40 PM (TdMsT)

544 502: I liked The Firm.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 02, 2017 11:40 PM (pY+s4)

545 Does Lena Dunham deliberately assume terrible posture? Appalling.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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Burdened by a life of pathologies and consequent bad choices.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2017 11:40 PM (ZO497)

546
Ok, Cedric . Let's keep it current. Valerie Jarrett moves in and sets up house with the Obamas.
Posted by: gracepc at March 02, 2017 11:39 PM (OU4q6)

Anyone know what Susan Rice is up to these days???

She's another scary one!

Posted by: Don Q. at March 02, 2017 11:40 PM (NgKpN)

547 Now I am called Tukachinchilla.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 11:42 PM (hVdx9)

548 >>At least my naked guy on the ottoman could be considered art....

She has skin illustrations

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 11:43 PM (voOPb)

549 Her proctologist checks her out by putting his finger in her mouth.

Posted by: MaxArtifice at March 02, 2017 11:43 PM (xiOvU)

550 well, everyone has a purpose in life. Dunham's must be to make Hillary look attractive.

Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at March 02, 2017 11:43 PM (b7fwp)

551 Despite sucking ass, Rex Grossman is a prototypical NFL style QB. He can be plugged into just about any team and be serviceable.

Kaepernick is not the prototypical NFL style QB. He very much needs a proper fit for him to be worthwhile. Who is that desperate for a QB right now? Maybe he'll be on a team in preseason, but I honestly do not think he will be backing up anyone come opening week.
Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2017 11:17 PM (cAnNx)

I actually like Grossman, I always felt his slogan was "Fuck it, I'm gonna unleash the dragon" and go for the bomb into triple coverage when the slant over the middle was wide open.

I just used him because he was in the long line of UF QB's under Steve Spurrier that made the NFL, and just seemed to bounce around from team to team.

Could have used RG3. He's still getting looks because he was a high draft pick and Rookie of the Year. But lord have mercy is he a head case. He was hated in the Redskins locker room for being a passive aggressive asshole. Even with that know through the NFL, the Browns still paid him $5M to come play last year.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 02, 2017 11:43 PM (1JnAL)

552 're the pics.

(Puppies) awww, who are good dogs.

(Skunk) why do they stink? They are like lib honey badgers.

(Lena) Gag! Ack! The safety glasses, they do nothing!!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2017 11:43 PM (fPE66)

553 I don't know, it wasn't stated above. But he's a loose cannon [R] like the Pauls are. Fiscal conservative, social-whatevers.


Posted by: geoffb5 at March 02, 2017 11:03 PM (d3wbb)

I wonder what happened to Justin Amash.

He started out with so much promise. Beat an establishment GOPe, then wouldn't take his concession call and slammed him and his supporters in his victory speech.

Somewhere along the way, he got flipped.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 02, 2017 11:43 PM (Jcg9Q)

554 545 Does Lena Dunham deliberately assume terrible posture? Appalling.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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Burdened by a life of pathologies and consequent bad choices.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2017 11:40 PM (ZO497)

===================

What you're really seeing is the burden of White Privilege ...

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 02, 2017 11:43 PM (mt8X9)

555 Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersandsand so there at March 02, 2017 11:39 PM (P8951)

I agree. She's a nasty piece of work. And not to go all psych 101 -- but with her upbringing she's no surprise.

What I really don't get is that people like Taylor Swift are her BFFs. Maybe it's a Rescue Pet type thing. Dunno' And don't care. Just tired so this is the level of my thinking tonight. Yikes.

Posted by: gracepc at March 02, 2017 11:43 PM (OU4q6)

556 Radioactive has a unique guitar solo...

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 02, 2017 11:44 PM (Qk4LE)

557 Poster child for birth control.

Posted by: MaxArtifice at March 02, 2017 11:44 PM (xiOvU)

558 It's funny, there's a battle of the cable news stations at work. I have to walk past the physician's lounge frequently during the day and the TV will be on Fox and I'll know a conservative doctor was in there watching then. I'll walk past it 20 minutes later and it will be on CNN. It switches back and forth between Fox and CNN all day or until someone gets sick of it and turns on TCM or some other non-news network.

And every single friggin' time it's on CNN, they're featuring some negative story about Trump. It really is nothing but shitting on Trump 24/7.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at March 02, 2017 11:45 PM (P8951)

559 Lena Dunham would be a solid 3 (out of 10) if she weren't such an asshole.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 02, 2017 11:46 PM (0OG8D)

560 523 MSNBC was fun to watch on election night 2016. Hopefully, it will provide more fun on election night 2018. Til then, I'm good.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at March 02, 2017 11:36 PM (P8951)



Be sure to watch CNN election night 2016. Delicious and gratifying.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 02, 2017 11:46 PM (TdMsT)

561 Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersandsand so there at March 02, 2017 11:39 PM (P8951)

I agree. She's a nasty piece of work. And not to go all psych 101 -- but with her upbringing she's no surprise.

What I really don't get is that people like Taylor Swift are her BFFs. Maybe it's a Rescue Pet type thing. Dunno' And don't care. Just tired so this is the level of my thinking tonight. Yikes.


Posted by: gracepc
****

Taylor Swift is also a headcase, so it's no surprise they are besties.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 11:46 PM (hVdx9)

562 Some NBA players? Some?!?
Name one that hasn't!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2017 11:29 PM (Nox3c)


Don't follow the NBA, so I have no idea who the players are except Steph Curry and Lebron James.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 02, 2017 11:47 PM (1JnAL)

563 Mike Hammer, I like Tucker too but the show could be improved.

For instance, lock the libnutz in a room with Tucker, who's been equipped with a loaded crowbar.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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I would prefer something like the early scene in Ghostbusters, where Bill Murray has a 'negative feedback button'. That would be used to shock the libnut every time they say something insane.

It would be truly entertaining.

Libnut: "Russians... (bzzzzzzt)
Libnut: "Fascist...(bzzzzzzzzzt)
Libnut: "Racist...(bzzzzzzzzt)
Libnut: "Recuse...(bzzzzzzzzt)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2017 11:47 PM (ZO497)

564 My penis just crawled up inside my abdomen and won't come back out.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at March 02, 2017 11:47 PM (5fSr7)

565 I understand that Dunham will be starring in a remake of 'Flubber'. I wonder why.

Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at March 02, 2017 11:48 PM (b7fwp)

566 Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at March 02, 2017 11:43 PM (b7fwp)

Failed. Not working.

Posted by: gracepc at March 02, 2017 11:48 PM (OU4q6)

567 541---Valerie Jarrett moves in and sets up house with the Obamas.
Posted by: gracepc at March 02, 2017 11:39 PM (OU4q6)
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So far the only source I've seen for that story is the Daily Mail. May or may not be true.

But we do know that the Obamas and Jarrett are still in Washington and still working in cahoots.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2017 11:48 PM (Nox3c)

568 #558- You are dead right. Every time I go to the break room at work they have CNN on and it has been anti-Trump 24/7. It's unreal.
They have lost what little minds they had.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 02, 2017 11:48 PM (hVdx9)

569 Lena Dunham would be a solid 3 (out of 10) if she weren't such an asshole.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
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Be grateful that she hasn't flashed it on you, ala Hope Solo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2017 11:48 PM (ZO497)

570 Mike, LOL.

Most of the libs would be nothing but puddles of sizzling mud by the end of the show. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 02, 2017 11:48 PM (u8kLQ)

571 What you're really seeing is the burden of White Privilege ...
Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 02, 2017 11:43 PM (mt8X9)



Lena: your white privilege would look better under a mummu.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 02, 2017 11:49 PM (TdMsT)

572 560: Trump Saltmining, Inc.:

https://youtu.be/Ep-YbqfkuzM

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 11:49 PM (lutOX)

573 My penis just crawled up inside my abdomen and won't come back out.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar
****

Blow on your thumb.

Posted by: Droopy Dawg at March 02, 2017 11:49 PM (hVdx9)

574 Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at March 02, 2017 11:43 PM (b7fwp)

Golf clap

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 11:49 PM (voOPb)

575 OK.... really? I get off the phone with a VERY hot 56 year old Blonde.... (5' 10", 145 Lbs... of Gorgeous Blonde)...

and I get hit with THOSE pictures?????

REALLY????



Posted by: Don Q. at March 02, 2017 11:21 PM (NgKpN)

Showoff.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 02, 2017 11:49 PM (Jcg9Q)

576 >>>And every single friggin' time it's on CNN, they're
featuring some negative story about Trump. It really is nothing but
shitting on Trump 24/7.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersandsand so there at March 02, 2017 11:45 PM (P8951)<<<

Conniption News Network.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 02, 2017 11:50 PM (4nvOb)

577 So far the only source I've seen for that story is the Daily Mail. May or may not be true.



But we do know that the Obamas and Jarrett are still in Washington and still working in cahoots.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2017 11:48 PM (Nox3c)

Perhaps. But if it's good enough source for the Dems it's good enough for me.

Posted by: gracepc at March 02, 2017 11:50 PM (OU4q6)

578 The only real crime is that he still uses AOL.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2017 11:34 PM (39g3+)


I do too.

It's free, and I've had the address for almost 25 years. No need to change.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 02, 2017 11:51 PM (1JnAL)

579 I think she's punishing the world for her own miserable personality and appearance
---

She's got a lot of psychological issues. More than the average nut job liberal.

That being said, I have no doubt that the liberal women's magazines will have those pictures and say how glorious she looks, and that she is the *ultimate* beautiful woman.

/for the men out there, they do that all the time in certain women's magazines. They show women much, much larger than this creature, and then praise her for how lovely she looks. In a crop top and skinny jeans. surreal.

Posted by: shibumi at March 02, 2017 11:51 PM (J5mC3)

580 Does Lena Dunham deliberately assume terrible posture? Appalling.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian


I think so. Whatever we think of her show, she is an actress. Shoulders hunched, chest pulled in, gut jutting forward, face scrunched up with mouth open. I think she's an exhibitionist, any attention is worth it, good or bad.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 02, 2017 11:52 PM (W8bn5)

581 It would be truly entertaining.

Libnut: "Russians... (bzzzzzzt)
Libnut: "Fascist...(bzzzzzzzzzt)
Libnut: "Racist...(bzzzzzzzzt)
Libnut: "Recuse...(bzzzzzzzzt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2017 11:47 PM (ZO497)

It would also be great if Tucker would taze the leftists who are on the set. "Thanks. Since everything you said is a ridiculous lie .... - Zap!"

Of course, it might be hard to get libtards on the set after a while.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at March 02, 2017 11:53 PM (P8951)

582
And every single friggin' time it's on CNN, they're
featuring some negative story about Trump. It really is nothing but
shitting on Trump 24/7.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable


CNN’s Zucker Feeds Trump Attacks Straight To Anchors’ Ears

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=327498

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2017 11:54 PM (IqV8l)

583
I didn't know they made bikinis that big.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 02, 2017 11:55 PM (IZoNo)

584 Damn. Went to the range today, first time since the mail-in. I was jerking shots all over the place. Lucky I didn't shoot myself in the foot. Terrible, terrible.

OTOH, I've never really paid much attention to other's targets, but I did today. Boy, there are some *terrible* shots around. It only made me fell marginally better to see that almost everyone there was worse than me.

Also, I had to stop for a while when the guy next to me unlimbered a .460 Rowland. The shockwaves were not too distracting, but the damn gun was bouncing ejected shells off the ceiling into my space.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2017 11:55 PM (ZO497)

585 G'night, horde. It's been a tough week at work. i'm glad tomorrow is Friday.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at March 02, 2017 11:56 PM (P8951)

586 580 Does Lena Dunham deliberately assume terrible posture? Appalling.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian

I think so. Whatever we think of her show, she is an actress. Shoulders hunched, chest pulled in, gut jutting forward, face scrunched up with mouth open. I think she's an exhibitionist, any attention is worth it, good or bad.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 02, 2017 11:52 PM (W8bn5)



It's shocking to see someone that young who has no muscle tone or definition whatever. Add the many extra pounds and terrible posture, and she looks like she is missing an oar.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 02, 2017 11:56 PM (TdMsT)

587 What you're really seeing is the burden of White Privilege ...

Posted by: Lena Dunham


The White Man's Burden: what Lena Dunham's boyfriend feels when she sits on his face.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 02, 2017 11:56 PM (W8bn5)

588 I didn't know they made bikinis that big.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
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Trawl nets.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2017 11:56 PM (ZO497)

589 there are no mirrors at lenas' place. that i know.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 02, 2017 11:58 PM (KP5rU)

590 Bikinis by Christo.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 02, 2017 11:59 PM (Qk4LE)

591 Lena = the new Yoko. What did we do now?

Posted by: shoeless guy at March 02, 2017 11:59 PM (Srfki)

592 #583: Let's just be grateful that it's at least big enough.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 02, 2017 11:59 PM (0OG8D)

593 579. I've done some portraits and even one or two 'glamour' shoots for women who are not, let us say, conventionally attractive. I do an honest but flattering photo, and while i might choose my frame carefully, use flattering lighting, and good angles, I do not photo-shop or edit my images.

But one thing I would never do is produce a photograph that isn't honest and truthful - one client wanted photographs that were altogether unsuitable (she had selected the wrong clothes and inappropriate poses) and we argued about it at some length. She went from, as you say, a cropped top and jeans to a nice dress - simple and suitable and feminine - and reported she and her husband loved the prints.

But this whole thing with aggressive and obvious ugliness trying to pass itself off as beauty is pure pathology.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 11:59 PM (lutOX)

594 That bottom pic on the right looks so familiar.

I got it!

I remember seeing that face as a slave bikini clad Princess Leia choked her with a chain on her sand barge.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 02, 2017 11:59 PM (4nvOb)

595 584. Lord have mercy! That's one hell of a round......

Meh....too much for me. Amazed they'd let it be used indoors. My pistol range makes me take my CZ52's outside.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 12:04 AM (lutOX)

596
The Good
The Bad
The Ugly.

So it's movie title in pitchers?

The puppies looks worried
the skunk looks beady eyed
and the ugly is angry

Nope, not getting a song title outa that.
Kingston trio - it takes a worried man doesn't even come close.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 03, 2017 12:04 AM (IZoNo)

597 593
But this whole thing with aggressive and obvious ugliness trying to pass itself off as beauty is pure pathology.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 11:59 PM (lutOX)


I don't remember the exact quote, but one of the characters in Ayn Rand's "The Fountainhead" said something similar about art: that they were deliberately trying to pass off ugliness as beauty.

Posted by: rickl at March 03, 2017 12:05 AM (sdi6R)

598 577---Perhaps. But if it's good enough source for the Dems it's good enough for me.
Posted by: gracepc at March 02, 2017 11:50 PM (OU4q6)
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Hah!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 03, 2017 12:05 AM (Nox3c)

599 I remember back in my wilder says back at Oberlin, I was coming out of a college republican's meeting and....there she was!

Posted by: Barry at March 03, 2017 12:05 AM (/KYKt)

600 So, looking at what's going on in the US right now, it would seem to me that Obama etc. are actively working with those in the media and in both political parties to get rid of Trump by impeachment, resignation or some other means.

They are trying to destroy America, and most of America seems to be totes OK with this.

Am I the only one who is kind of freaking out about this?

Posted by: shibumi at March 03, 2017 12:05 AM (J5mC3)

601

You guys don't like the bikini? I can always take it off.

Posted by: lena dunham at March 03, 2017 12:09 AM (lmIoG)

602 600. Yes, they are trying this, but, no, most of America is not okay with it. The last election proved that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 12:11 AM (lutOX)

603 600 So, looking at what's going on in the US right now, it would seem to me that Obama etc. are actively working with those in the media and in both political parties to get rid of Trump by impeachment, resignation or some other means.

They are trying to destroy America, and most of America seems to be totes OK with this.

Am I the only one who is kind of freaking out about this?
Posted by: shibumi at March 03, 2017 12:05 AM (J5mC3)





You most definitely are not the only one freaking out about this. I never thought the media and the left would stoop this low. I let it ruin the latter part of my day. I'm going to need 1/2 a Xanax to sleep tonight. Ugh.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 12:11 AM (TdMsT)

604 Lord have mercy! That's one hell of a round......

Meh....too much for me. Amazed they'd let it be used indoors. My pistol range makes me take my CZ52's outside.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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First time I have encountered one in person. It was built on a converted Springfield Armory 1911. Oddly, I didn't think to ask him if I could bang off a couple of rounds. I did collect an empty casing that bounced off the ceiling and my shoulder.

Looking at it now, the primer seems a bit flattened, and ever-so-slightly cratered. Too hot for my tastes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 12:11 AM (ZO497)

605 Am I the only one who is kind of freaking out about this?
Posted by: shibumi at March 03, 2017 12:05 AM (J5mC3)


Shibumi, I've been wondering what we are in for. I just hope Trump and his allies are able to turn this lawlessness around.

Posted by: Emmie at March 03, 2017 12:12 AM (xVuS6)

606 I'm honestly curious, in these liberal Birch Society/Russian conspiracy fever dreams, how exactly does this "coordination" play out?

"So, Comrade Trump, we have hacked DNC emails. You want we release them, yes?"

"I guess."

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 03, 2017 12:12 AM (rft/I)

607 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 12:11 AM (ZO497)

Glad your shoulder wasn't dislocated from flying brass

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2017 12:13 AM (voOPb)

608 So the left and the media succeed in destroying Trump. Is deplorable America going to roll over for this? How does the left expect to govern us?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 12:13 AM (TdMsT)

609 They are trying to destroy America, and most of America seems to be totes OK with this.

Am I the only one who is kind of freaking out about this?
Posted by: shibumi
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Worth emphasizing. And, no, you are not the only one.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 12:13 AM (ZO497)

610 600 So, looking at what's going on in the US right now, it would seem to me that Obama etc. are actively working with those in the media and in both political parties to get rid of Trump by impeachment, resignation or some other means.

They are trying to destroy America, and most of America seems to be totes OK with this.

Am I the only one who is kind of freaking out about this?
Posted by: shibumi at March 03, 2017 12:05 AM (J5mC3)


The DC establishment and the media do not represent "most of America", I think.

Posted by: rickl at March 03, 2017 12:14 AM (sdi6R)

611 604. It might be a fun thing to have around, but still....

I'd be worried about the damned thing exploding.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 12:14 AM (lutOX)

612 ..."who see her unending potential for use as Ballistic Gelatin.
-Posted by: Jim at March 02, 2017 11:26 PM (v5iqM)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 12:14 AM (6gk0M)

613 600 And I've been wondering how the left can openly act like America is a third-world basket case where a coup is normal.

Posted by: Emmie at March 03, 2017 12:15 AM (xVuS6)

614 Glad your shoulder wasn't dislocated from flying brass

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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The report from that thing was completely different than anything else in the place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 12:16 AM (ZO497)

615 I fear civil war is at hand.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 12:16 AM (TdMsT)

616 Good night, beloved Horde!

Posted by: Emmie at March 03, 2017 12:17 AM (xVuS6)

617 Shibumi,

No one really cares anymore. Get the Court back to 7, then deal with Obamacare, begin the wall, and then work the tax cuts into the budget.

That puts you into the new fiscal year in which our side has all the control. Then we ramp up the pain, while spreading love in every contestable Senate seat.

Along the way crush ISIS, deal with Soros, indicate all the officers of the CGI, ground break the embassy in Jerusalem, bitch slap Iran, and laugh the climate change crowd out of town.

Posted by: Jean at March 03, 2017 12:17 AM (zZb/S)

618 608 So the left and the media succeed in destroying Trump. Is deplorable America going to roll over for this? How does the left expect to govern us?
-----

Polls fwiw have positive numbers on his speech and are pissed at dems for not working with him

The moderates are put off by the MSM and crybaby lefties.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2017 12:17 AM (voOPb)

619 600 So, looking at what's going on in the US right now, it would seem to me that Obama etc. are actively working with those in the media and in both political parties to get rid of Trump by impeachment, resignation or some other means.

They are trying to destroy America, and most of America seems to be totes OK with this.

Am I the only one who is kind of freaking out about this?
Posted by: shibumi at March 03, 2017 12:05 AM (J5mC3)


Let them wear themselves out chasing that McGuffin.

As Trump pursues policies that voters care about, the Democrats will be pushing the "Ermigod, he needs to be impeached" agenda. Guess which one wins at the ballot box?

It is sad to see the Liberals keep reaching for that "impeachment" ring not even having the slightest idea how it works. They think everything is a smoking gun, and this is the thing that will sink Trump, not realizing that they are looking like petulant little children as Trump looks more and more Presidential.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 03, 2017 12:17 AM (1JnAL)

620 604. Worst incident I ever had with a CZ52 was firing some Bulgarian milsurp. I guess the dude at the factory was drunk or didn't care, but I'm pretty sure the round that scared the bejeesus outta me and everyone at the range was one of those 'arsenal proofing rounds' because the fireball and blast were like nothing I'd ever seen or even read about.

Pistol was fine - it's Czech-made, after all.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 12:18 AM (lutOX)

621 . It might be a fun thing to have around, but still....

I'd be worried about the damned thing exploding.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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I assume that they have done their homework, but this guy's was sort of put together from a 'kit'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 12:18 AM (ZO497)

622 Well... a quick beer-run turned into hauling two people out of drainage ditches. The snow from just two hours ago is absolutely nuts!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 12:18 AM (6gk0M)

623 460 Which of these does the Horde think most likely to be in Lena Dunham's future (next 10-20 years), everyone?
- Has trans surgery to become a man
- Goes bankrupt, turns to a pron career
- Trailer park obscurity a la Tonya Harding
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 02, 2017 11:20 PM (u8kLQ)


Dunham is too well-connected to end up as trailer-park trash, I think, barring some sort of religious conversion, she will slowly descend into some form of mental illness. I think she already is mentally ill. But it will become more debilitating as time goes on.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 03, 2017 12:18 AM (FgxbQ)

624 I don't even have a 4WD, but people seem to not pay attention when it snows this hard.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 12:19 AM (6gk0M)

625 >>The report from that thing was completely different than anything else in the place
-----

I bet it was

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2017 12:20 AM (voOPb)

626 618 608 So the left and the media succeed in destroying Trump. Is deplorable America going to roll over for this? How does the left expect to govern us?
-----

Polls fwiw have positive numbers on his speech and are pissed at dems for not working with him

The moderates are put off by the MSM and crybaby lefties.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2017 12:17 AM (voOPb)



But the media is going with a strategy of 24/7 brainwashing. The right needs to have a strategy to combat this on a daily basis.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 12:20 AM (TdMsT)

627 what on Gods green earth did we do to deserve this ONT?

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 03, 2017 12:20 AM (nDcc3)

628 Visibility in this portion of NE Ohio seems to be about twelve feet.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 12:21 AM (6gk0M)

629 600: No, most of America are not ok with this. Those behind this don't seem to realize the anger at them. You'd figure the election results would be an indicator but no. Apparently not. A cold Civil War can get hot, quickly.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 03, 2017 12:21 AM (pY+s4)

630 Lena < Yoko

Posted by: The Irish at March 02, 2017 09:56 PM (GsAUU)

Yoko was a 1, once. Lena might make a 1, if you took a hundred pounds off her belly and butt, and molded it into her boobies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 12:21 AM (WDdjT)

631 I don't even have a 4WD, but people seem to not pay attention when it snows this hard.
Posted by: Slapweasel
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It's a sign of the times. Stupid and careless have become the norm.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 12:21 AM (ZO497)

632 We've been bad.
Not Yoko level bad.
But, bad.

Posted by: navybrat at March 03, 2017 12:21 AM (w7KSn)

633 621. That's what I mean...... Not that I doubt the quality of any JM Browning (PBUH) design, but he built with a certain round in mind, and that wasn't it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 12:21 AM (lutOX)

634 Thanks for the input everyone. Glad I'm not alone in this freakout.

I was listening to Rush for a while today when I was running errands, and he really upset me. Basically, the MSM/DNC/RNC (to a lesser extent) are working to overthrow a duly elected president.

If the Russian thing finally dies... what next? @ssignation? Is that their plan? For both Trump and Pence? Will Ryan then turn and hand the keys back to Obama? Is that what we're looking at?

This is insane, isn't it?

Or was it like this during the Nixon era? I was too young to really understand what was going on then. Is this normal for America?

Posted by: shibumi at March 03, 2017 12:22 AM (J5mC3)

635 If the corner store wasn't literally three minutes away, I would have never driven in that stuff.

Others shouldn't have, either, it seems.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 12:22 AM (6gk0M)

636 Forgot, use the FTC and FCC to punish the MSM. Ala carte cable pricing, kill net neutrality, and auction off the remaining network TV spectrum. Pull CNN from the airports too, replace it with RT.

Don't make a big deal out of it, just drop it in the Federal Register and roll.

Posted by: Jean at March 03, 2017 12:22 AM (zZb/S)

637 what on Gods green earth did we do to deserve this ONT?
Posted by: thathalfrican
----------

White privilege. Oh...wait a minute. Never mind.
Okay, I'm going with Original Sin.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 12:23 AM (ZO497)

638 Can anyone bottom line this Jeff Sessions shit for me real quick?

Haven't been able to keep up with it today.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 03, 2017 12:23 AM (nDcc3)

639 632 We've been bad.
Not Yoko level bad.
But, bad.
Posted by: navybrat at March 03, 2017 12:21 AM (w7KSn)


So we were punished with bikini shots of Ms Dunham?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 12:23 AM (TdMsT)

640 #597: It wasn't just in fiction, either; the Soviet Union and the Communist Party were actually quietly funding and promoting the uglification of art.

See, they realized that beautiful art helps make people happy, and happy people don't generally support the destruction of the society where they live. So, they supported ugly art becoming the norm, because that would make everyone a little less happy.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 03, 2017 12:23 AM (0OG8D)

641 "Is this normal for America?"

For the last 160 years or so, yes

Posted by: navybrat at March 03, 2017 12:25 AM (w7KSn)

642 627 what on Gods green earth did we do to deserve this ONT?
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 03, 2017 12:20 AM (nDcc3)

Nothing. Nothing at all.



The good
The bad
And
The ugly

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2017 12:25 AM (voOPb)

643 634. It's as bad as I can recall, but then, we know more these days about what's going on than we sued to, so perhaps thus was it ever.

That said, the Russian thing isn't dying - it's perfect: unprovable, unfalsifiable, and fits in with business and social interests of the Left.

But so what? If it wasn't this, it would be something else.

Deep breath, and repeat the mantra that brings me great comfort and peace: "President Trump, bitchez...."

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 12:25 AM (lutOX)

644 You most definitely are not the only one freaking out about this. I never thought the media and the left would stoop this low. I let it ruin the latter part of my day. I'm going to need 1/2 a Xanax to sleep tonight. Ugh.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 12:11 AM (TdMsT)

Same here. The hate and anger were really swelling up today. I'm gonna vent some of it tomorrow at the range.

Bedtime soon. 'Night all.

Or maybe not. Blade is on and Traci Lords is in it.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 03, 2017 12:26 AM (Jcg9Q)

645 These were guys I pulled out of ditches. I could imagine teenage girls... even teenagers doing that, but thirty-plus year-old men?

It was snowing so hard that I couldn't even see the other dude's hazards not even a hundred yards down the road.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 12:27 AM (6gk0M)

646 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 12:23 AM (ZO497)

Leave me out of your white folk problems man!

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 03, 2017 12:27 AM (nDcc3)

647 On the other hand, its interesting to see the Left and the MSM take the "threat" of the former Soviet Union seriously. It only to them 30 years.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 03, 2017 12:27 AM (pY+s4)

648
638 Can anyone bottom line this Jeff Sessions shit for me real quick?

Haven't been able to keep up with it today.


Testified to Congress that he hadn't met/talked to Russians while participating in Trump's campaign. Of course he met/talked with Russians previously as a senator. Now being called a liar. But the questioning referred to the period in which he was involved with the campaign.

Did I get this right?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 12:27 AM (TdMsT)

649
But the media is going with a strategy of 24/7 brainwashing. The right needs to have a strategy to combat this on a daily basis.
---
FWIW, my godfather, who is 83, is borderline low-info. Not stupid, but depends on the MSM, but listens to Rush occasionally. Believed the whole pussygate thing, and voted for Obama the first time. Would have voted a second time, but Obama's 110% abortion rating encouraged a lot of priests to tell their parishes they could not support him. Didn't vote for president this time.

That being said, the godfather watched the press conference and enjoyed it. Said that Trump has a good sense of humor.

Watched the speech the other night and said it's the best speech Trump has ever made.

Also.. said all of this impeachment talk is the democrats being sore losers.

So maybe the message is getting through to normal people. My god father is a democrat, but not a crazy one.


Posted by: shibumi at March 03, 2017 12:28 AM (J5mC3)

650 >>>Can anyone bottom line this Jeff Sessions shit for me real quick?

Haven't been able to keep up with it today.


Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 03, 2017 12:23 AM (nDcc3)<<<

Dems and media (BIRM) are lying and grasping at straws as usual about his contact with Russia during the election.

Lena Dunham has a better shot at landing an NBA player boyfriend than they have at taking down Sessions.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 03, 2017 12:28 AM (4nvOb)

651 "So, they supported ugly art becoming the norm, because that would make everyone a little less happy."

That statement would be contrary to historical fact.
The Soviets tightly controlled their art(s).
Read up on Shostakovich.
Every cadence had to be approved by a committee.
Likewise graphic arts, illustrators, etc.
Nothing got out unless the committee approved.

We, here in the USA, contrasted that with total artistic freedom.
See Jackson Pollock.

Posted by: navybrat at March 03, 2017 12:28 AM (w7KSn)

652 Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 03, 2017 12:26 AM (Jcg9Q)


Still a top 5 Marvel movie. Wesley was such a bad ass in that role.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 03, 2017 12:29 AM (nDcc3)

653 5. "I know you are but what am I?"

4. "All the fake news fit to print. Plus Maureen Dowd!"

3. "Also still useful for DIY toilet paper and tampons"

2. "Now with 60% moar crazy"

1. "We love running down America and it shows"

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 02, 2017 10:13 PM (u8kLQ)

"We're a broadsheet, so even a blind canary with the shakes can hit the target."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 12:29 AM (WDdjT)

654 But so what? If it wasn't this, it would be something else.

Deep breath, and repeat the mantra that brings me great comfort and peace: "President Trump, bitchez...."
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 12:25 AM (lutOX)



I'm going to have to borrow your mantra.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 12:30 AM (TdMsT)

655 "Can anyone bottom line this Jeff Sessions shit for me real quick?

Haven't been able to keep up with it today.
"
-Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 03, 2017 12:23 AM (nDcc3)

Witch Hunt. Dude gave an answer to a hypothetical situation from a former comedian, turned Senator and it wasn't untrue.

The article about it from Ace is below. You should read it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 12:30 AM (6gk0M)

656 Oh so this is based on total bullshit again. They tasted blood with Kelly and now they're going into over drive.

Hold the line gentlemen. Hold the line.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 03, 2017 12:30 AM (nDcc3)

657 Spunky.
Skunky.
Skanky.

Posted by: Vloh at March 03, 2017 12:30 AM (Jvv7t)

658 Can anyone bottom line this Jeff Sessions shit for me real quick?

Haven't been able to keep up with it today.
Posted by: thathalfrican
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Gaslighting.
They are making absurd claims that any contact ever with any Russian, let alone the Russian Ambassador, is prima facie evidence that Trump et al colluded with the Russians to subvert the election.

They are doing their best, well actually they are proclaiming, that Sessions *lied* when he denied having contact with the Russians as a Trump surrogate.

They are souless, immoral, lying bastards, who will do anything to retain their grip on the country and their positions.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 12:30 AM (ZO497)

659 Can anyone bottom line this Jeff Sessions shit for me real quick?

Republicans talking to Russians - bad
Democrats talking to Russians - good.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 03, 2017 12:31 AM (IZoNo)

660 So we were punished with bikini shots of Ms Dunham?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian


Did you miss the Ken doll today? My, that was nightmare inducing.

Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2017 12:31 AM (ByNzS)

661 One of the singers in parliament funkadelic went topless for a song she was singing tonight. Holy crap.

Posted by: Atomic Dog at March 03, 2017 12:31 AM (M3DRt)

662 I don't think it is her shape, I think it is a combo of her very plain face and the way she carries herself. Just something intrinsically ugly in her that shines out.

Posted by: Mordineus at March 02, 2017 10:14 PM (u4xKN)

Her boobs are waaay too small for the rest of her. She looks like a pear. Not a good look on a woman. That, and the crazy seeps out every pore.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 12:31 AM (WDdjT)

663 So why is Sessions recusing himself if this is all based on MALARKEY!?

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 03, 2017 12:32 AM (nDcc3)

664 AOP, LOL. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 12:32 AM (u8kLQ)

665 Did you miss the Ken doll today? My, that was nightmare inducing.
Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2017 12:31 AM (ByNzS)



I must have missed that...

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 12:33 AM (TdMsT)

666 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 12:23 AM (ZO497)

Leave me out of your white folk problems man!
Posted by: thathalfrican
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Yeah, sorry. Dammit, now I feel guilty.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 12:33 AM (ZO497)

667 #651: http://preview.tinyurl.com/jj2gag5

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 03, 2017 12:33 AM (0OG8D)

668 I go to a conservative Catholic church. For the first time, we have a little box with a cartoon of the white house that says "Pray for the President."

At this point, that's all we can do.



Posted by: shibumi at March 03, 2017 12:34 AM (J5mC3)

669 I must have missed that...
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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Count your blessings. It was very disturbing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 12:34 AM (ZO497)

670 663 So why is Sessions recusing himself if this is all based on MALARKEY!?
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 03, 2017 12:32 AM (nDcc3)



EXACTLY, my friend. It's why many of us are rage stroking.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 12:34 AM (TdMsT)

671
No, most of America are not ok with this. Those behind this don't seem to realize the anger at them. You'd figure the election results would be an indicator but no. Apparently not. A cold Civil War can get hot, quickly.
Posted by: Puddleglum


They say that Hillary won by 3 million votes and only by a quirk of a "technicality" Trump sits in the White House. The "technicality" of flyover country they think they can overcome with persistence of resistance.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2017 12:35 AM (IqV8l)

672 So why is Sessions recusing himself if this is all based on MALARKEY!?
Posted by: thathalfrican
---------------

Greasing the ways. His personal involvement in any investigation wouldn't mean much.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 12:36 AM (ZO497)

673 "So why is Sessions recusing himself if this is all based on MALARKEY!?"
-Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 03, 2017 12:32 AM (nDcc3)

Because it is the right thing to do, even though it gives the MSM ammo for shit like... "This Only Brings About More Questions."

Legally correct, but Loretta Lynch and Eric Holder never recused themselves from anything that they had themselves balls-deep into.

He did the right thing, but...

I just don't get it anymore.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 12:36 AM (6gk0M)

674 The "technicality" of flyover country they think they can overcome with persistence of resistance.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,
-------------

Given the influence of the collective MSM, they may be correct.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 12:37 AM (ZO497)

675 >>>Her boobs are waaay too small for the rest of her.
She looks like a pear. Not a good look on a woman.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 12:31 AM (WDdjT)<<<

Slander and calumny!!! FU AOP!

Posted by: pears everywhere at March 03, 2017 12:37 AM (4nvOb)

676 Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 03, 2017 12:37 AM (0OG8D)

677 670. He says he's recusing himself if here is an investigation. There won't be, most likely, but if there is, he'll hand it off to a competent party who'll handle it just fine.

'If' - as the Spartans said. 'If.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 12:37 AM (lutOX)

678 656 Oh so this is based on total bullshit again. They tasted blood with Kelly and now they're going into over drive.

Hold the line gentlemen. Hold the line.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 03, 2017 12:30 AM (nDcc3)



Yes, Sir.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 12:37 AM (TdMsT)

679 G'Night, Prothonotary!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 12:38 AM (6gk0M)

680 Different standards.

Posted by: Atomic Dog at March 03, 2017 12:39 AM (M3DRt)

681 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 12:33 AM (ZO497)

Heh well at least half of the problems.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 03, 2017 12:39 AM (nDcc3)

682 It'd really be nice to change the thread away from Ms. Dunham.

But then, combining "NOOD!" and "Lena" in such close proximity, might just be considered a mortal sin.

Besides.

I gave up nausea for Lent.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 03, 2017 12:40 AM (v5iqM)

683 It is all along the storyline of "Russia Hacked the Election". People actually believe that because the MSM is a piece of shit.

"Democrats with bylines" is a phrase that I wish I had thought of.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 12:40 AM (6gk0M)

684 I be feelin pretty smug, I can still shoot just as well as ever.


Posted by: irongrampa at March 02, 2017 11:20 PM (X35Yt)

Sounds like a splendid day. Put a smile on my face. I can live vicariously. Cheers.

Posted by: gracepc at March 03, 2017 12:41 AM (OU4q6)

685 670 663 So why is Sessions recusing himself if this is all based on MALARKEY!?
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 03, 2017 12:32 AM (nDcc3)



EXACTLY, my friend. It's why many of us are rage stroking.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian

So what, an AG should not be involved directly in investigations. They re job is resources and policy, not details. Which btw is also the FBI director s job.

Posted by: Jean at March 03, 2017 12:41 AM (zZb/S)

686 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 12:33 AM (ZO497)

Heh well at least half of the problems.
Posted by: thathalfrican
-----------

Okay. Now I only feel half the guilt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 12:41 AM (ZO497)

687 Man I guess I give people too much credit.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 03, 2017 12:41 AM (nDcc3)

688 Watching the Tucker replay.

That congressman was a complete fool. Insane even!

Regarding Sessions, I believe the libtards are in last gasp mode.

Holder was as bad as the JEF. Sessions can be the "Anti-Holder", and I think the left fear this, and are frantically trying to stop him. It's the "let's throw everything against the wall and see what sticks."

Unfortunately, the GOPe have a few idiots that collaborate.

Bottom line, I prefer to see the 'resistance' as the dying spasms of a failed ideology.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at March 03, 2017 12:41 AM (8iiMU)

689 Is it just me or does that Ken doll dude have a big huge head?


I'm scheduled to give a presentation on model railroading to a church men's group on Monday. I haven't done this sort of thing in a while so I'm a bit out of practice, plus I'm working from someone elses notes. But I'm looking forward to it, I think it will be fun.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 03, 2017 12:42 AM (vbvxt)

690 ..."Bottom line, I prefer to see the 'resistance' as the dying spasms of a failed ideology."
-Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at March 03, 2017 12:41 AM (8iiMU)

From your lips to God's ears.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 12:43 AM (6gk0M)

691 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at March 03, 2017 12:41 AM (8iiMU)

Shit I forgot about Tucker Savage Carlson. Who was on?

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 03, 2017 12:43 AM (nDcc3)

692 Did you know that skunks are not some kind of weasel?

Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2017 10:35 PM (BO/km)

Skunks, badgers, wolverines, mink, martens, fishers, otters, all mustelids, which are types of weasels.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 12:43 AM (WDdjT)

693 I never tire of Marie Osmond ads.

Posted by: Atomic Dog at March 03, 2017 12:44 AM (M3DRt)

694 GGE - Did you ever get the markings off of those cars?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 12:44 AM (ZO497)

695 On a positive note, little brother bought me a ticket to go visit him in Vegas. I kinda feel guilty since I haven't found a job yet, but it won't cost me anything. Maybe a change of scenery will help with my current outlook on things.

Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2017 12:44 AM (ByNzS)

696 Still a top 5 Marvel movie. Wesley was such a bad ass in that role.


Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 03, 2017 12:29 AM (nDcc3)

I'm not sure now if I ever saw it, so might have to stay up.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 03, 2017 12:45 AM (Jcg9Q)

697 Spent the evening adjusting/sighting a Winchester Model 62 .22LR. Think shooting gallery gun.

Forgotten how much fun it is to shoot.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at March 03, 2017 12:45 AM (qoAfa)

698 Skunks, badgers, wolverines, mink, martens, fishers, otters, all mustelids, which are types of weasels.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-----------

Stoats. You forgot stoats.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 12:45 AM (ZO497)

699 ...and ferrets.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 12:45 AM (ZO497)

700 "I'm scheduled to give a presentation on model railroading to a church men's group on Monday."
-Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 03, 2017 12:42 AM (vbvxt)

You're a nerdy HO.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 12:46 AM (6gk0M)

701 Country Boy, the movie for me at least, has aged well.

Gritty and realistic. As one can get involving vampires.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 03, 2017 12:47 AM (nDcc3)

702 They say that Hillary won by 3 million votes and only by a quirk of a "technicality" Trump sits in the White House. The "technicality" of flyover country they think they can overcome with persistence of resistance.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2017 12:35 AM (IqV8l)


Those idiots forget that there is no "national popular vote" for Hillary, or any other presidential candidate, to win. There are actually 51 (regional) popular votes, and Trump won 30 of those.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 03, 2017 12:47 AM (FgxbQ)

703 "Skunks, badgers, wolverines, mink, martens, fishers, otters, all mustelids, which are types of weasels."
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 12:43 AM (WDdjT)

All are my sworn enemies.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 12:47 AM (6gk0M)

704 N, N, N...no he's not

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 12:47 AM (ZO497)

705 "I'm scheduled to give a presentation on model railroading to a church men's group on Monday."

-Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 03, 2017 12:42 AM (vbvxt)



You're a nerdy HO.


O my.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 03, 2017 12:47 AM (IcT7t)

706 So why is Sessions recusing himself if this is all based on MALARKEY!?
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 03, 2017 12:32 AM (nDcc3)

He's just recusing himself from anything related to the campaign itself, since he was part of the campaign.

Said he was going to do this today anyways, but they tried to set him up with the Russian thing now too.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 03, 2017 12:47 AM (Jcg9Q)

707 Sessions was on. He talked about his press conference.

He strikes me as a good guy, but not one that is as confrontational as Trump is with the press. Sort of nerdy, actually.

Had a DUMBASS congressman on bloviating about how Sessions should resign. Tucker brought up Holder lying and admitting it, and asked him why he (the Congressman) walked out on the vote or something. The dude tried to blow it of and they ran out of time.

Now they are talking about the 'non-cake bakers' who got ran out of business.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at March 03, 2017 12:48 AM (8iiMU)

708 >>>Did you know that skunks are not some kind of weasel?



Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2017 10:35 PM (BO/km)



Skunks, badgers, wolverines, mink, martens, fishers, otters, all mustelids, which are types of weasels.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 12:43 AM (WDdjT)<<<

Meh. All just pussies.

Posted by: Quokkas at March 03, 2017 12:48 AM (4nvOb)

709 OMG!

the ukulele orchestra is the new greatest hit here at FOB DeDe.

that shit is awesome...

now to spread it elsewhere.

i love this fucking place.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 03, 2017 12:48 AM (828iC)

710 Time for the old folk. Weapons are clean and stowed and I'm a tired trooper.

Once more, remember--we are Americans, so that head is held HIGH--even more so now.

Still a ways to go, but never doubt or despair, we'll prevail because we ARE Americans, thus the option of failure is denied us.

Never forget that.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 03, 2017 12:48 AM (X35Yt)

711 Nope. They have their own family. They used to be part of the weasel family but they got kicked out. Kinda like Pluto.

Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2017 10:43 PM (BO/km)

A lot of that sort of thing is based on fad science. There's a slow war going on between the old Linneaen taxonomy and the new-fangled idea of cladistics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 12:48 AM (WDdjT)

712 Goodnight IG, always dug your motivational evening soliloquies

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 03, 2017 12:49 AM (nDcc3)

713 693
I never tire of Marie Osmond ads.



Posted by: Atomic Dog at March 03, 2017 12:44 AM (M3DRt)

Screen door. Hurricane.Splash. Repeat.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at March 03, 2017 12:50 AM (8iiMU)

714 GGE - Did you ever get the markings off of those cars?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 12:44 AM (ZO497)


Not yet, still trying different chemicals. Paint thinner didn't work either, lacquer thinner is next on the list to try.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 03, 2017 12:50 AM (vbvxt)

715 I love the map that Tucker Carlson has as a graphic for the show. It shows the Counties won by Trump.

Whenever I hear the "This is what Democracy Looks Like!" - chant, I realize that mob rule is what the Founding Fathers fought against.

Smash another window and burn another dumpster, fuckstick. We're getting your 'point' better and better every day.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 12:50 AM (6gk0M)

716 G'Night, Irongrampa!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 12:51 AM (6gk0M)

717 O = Oversized


HO = Horribly Oversized


N = Normal


(Z = YGTBFKM)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 03, 2017 12:52 AM (vbvxt)

718 636 Forgot, use the FTC and FCC to punish the MSM. Ala carte cable pricing, kill net neutrality, and auction off the remaining network TV spectrum. Pull CNN from the airports too, replace it with RT.

Don't make a big deal out of it, just drop it in the Federal Register and roll.
Posted by: Jean at March 03, 2017 12:22 AM (zZb/S)

Net Neutrality is dead, dead, dead.

The last couple of months, the wireless carriers have been going crazy upping their data limits and even going "no limits" on some video providers streaming. Customers are gonna love that.

ATT has now come out with a plan that you can stream DirecTV over their wireless networks and not use "your" data allowance.

Prices of wireless plans keep dropping, and will keep dropping in the future.

Cable/satellite is changing, and fast. No longer are you limited to which service you can get. In almost every locality, the choices are Dish, DirecTV, and local cableco. In the last few months, all of that has changed. PlaystationVue, Sling, and DirecTVNow have all started offering streaming packages that start at $35 a month. And shortly, YouTube will begin offering a package of channels. All of the packages have a "DVR" style VOD for shows that you miss, and YouTubes will have an unlimited "DVR".

How are cableco's reacting? Offering more bandwidth, more speed, and better bundles. My data allowance for my cable internet went from about 260GB a month to 1.4TB a month late last fall. I can now stream what the hell I want to now.

All the FCC needs to do is license the communication spectrum and make sure that there are no interference issues between licensees of the spectrum.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 03, 2017 12:52 AM (1JnAL)

719 So, last week Comey had a closed door briefing with the Senate. Since it hasn't leaked yet, I assume whatever prompted such an extraordinary meeting wasn't helpful to the Dims.

One wonders what shoe is about to drop.

Posted by: Jean at March 03, 2017 12:53 AM (zZb/S)

720 O = Oversized
HO = Horribly Oversized
N = Normal
(Z = YGTBFKM)


No S?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 03, 2017 12:53 AM (IcT7t)

721 You're a nerdy HO.

O my.


Oh S off.

Posted by: JEM (yeah, got a bunch of American Flyer hardware around here) at March 03, 2017 12:54 AM (TppKb)

722 No S?


Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 03, 2017 12:53 AM (IcT7t)



My uncle had S. I don't know who got it when he died (he had 3 daughters) but I'm guessing one of the grandsons has a heck of a train set.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 03, 2017 12:55 AM (vbvxt)

723 ..."All the FCC needs to do is license the communication spectrum and make sure that there are no interference issues between licensees of the spectrum."
-Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 03, 2017 12:52 AM (1JnAL)

Now all we need is an a la carte menu of choices and we'll watch Oprah, MSNBC and Vice fail.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 12:56 AM (6gk0M)

724 677. Background:

Phillip II of Macedon sent notice to the spartans, saying, or or less, and quoting from memory: 'Men of Sparta, submit now and avoid a disastrous war, for if my armies enter your land, we will burn your crops, destroy your cities, massacre your army, and take as slaves your women and children.'

The Spartans replied, 'If.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 12:57 AM (lutOX)

725 I have HO, N and Z, and since I'm a glutton for punishment I also have narrow gauge N (Nn3). If I could have gotten Uncles S I would have that, too.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 03, 2017 12:57 AM (vbvxt)

726 O = Oversized
HO = Horribly Oversized
N = Normal
(Z = YGTBFKM)


Most O is just toy-scale - the curve radii are too small, you've got the three-rail thing, etc.

HO is where the fetishists land, it's big enough to be detailed but small enough that you can dedicate a thousand square foot attic to the layout of your dreams.

I had a fair bit of N at one point, and it's probably the ideal size for doing decent large-scale layouts if you've got some room.

But I still love my S, even if it's in boxes right now.

Posted by: JEM (yeah, got a bunch of American Flyer hardware around here) at March 03, 2017 12:57 AM (TppKb)

727 "Or Lena is stuffing sea shells in her privates."

Now this could be a great business idea!

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow, Rock Star at March 02, 2017 11:03 PM (97XyN)

Gwyneth's cooch conches! Get 'em while they're hot!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 12:58 AM (WDdjT)

728 727.. Ugh...talk about snail-trails.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 12:59 AM (lutOX)

729 Arrrr. This pic will serve me well on those lonely nights at sea.

Posted by: Horatio McCallister at March 02, 2017 11:03 PM (Aw2/v)

When she starts looking good, alter course for Bangkok.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 12:59 AM (WDdjT)

730 Gwyneth's cooch conches! Get 'em while they're hot!

My attorney will be in touch regarding the replacement of the vomit-soaked keyboard.

Posted by: JEM (how did we go from model trains to bimbo cooter?) at March 03, 2017 01:01 AM (TppKb)

731 Gwyneth's Cooth conches! Get 'em while they're hot!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 12:58 AM (WDdjT)



It's bad form to taunt the banned.



/denounces



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 03, 2017 01:02 AM (v5iqM)

732 Not yet, still trying different chemicals. Paint thinner didn't work either, lacquer thinner is next on the list to try.
Posted by: GGE
------------

The act of a desperate man. Seems likely to etch the plastic. They are plastic, no? I've seen a positive comments about Revell paint remover. Also DOT 3 brake fluid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 01:02 AM (ZO497)

733 Typical lurker - thanks for the usual outstanding ONT!
Bob Dole - Viagra commercials to pay off campaign debts
BJ - Chinese and Saudis paid off bigger debts (and paid for the library)

My 2 cents

Posted by: stonecutter at March 03, 2017 01:03 AM (Px1HT)

734 It's bad form to taunt the banned.

Your Lenten topic of discussion is 'should we be trying to get some of the reprobates back'?

Posted by: JEM (need local machinists in the ONT) at March 03, 2017 01:04 AM (TppKb)

735 I only had two HO scale train sets as a child. My Grandfather had every scale, run across a 40'x40' basement for Christmas, every year.

He built plywood surfaces and coated them in scenery from mountains to lakes to rivers with running water.

Dude loved trains. The same can be said about former Cleveland Cavaliers announcer, Joe Tait.

He almost died, falling between the tracks over a bridge. He was in search of something or other, (a legendary train station?), but fell through the planks.

He was bruised, but eventually made his way back to the original starting point.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 01:04 AM (6gk0M)

736 He built plywood surfaces and coated them in scenery from mountains to lakes to rivers with running water.

I've started doing some Solidworks drawings for running S-gauge track around our living room, dining room, and master bedroom walls, it's embryonic at this point but it's that or belt-driven ceiling fans...

Posted by: JEM (pumping my sock count) at March 03, 2017 01:06 AM (TppKb)

737 Goodnight all, thanks for the great chat tonight. Happy Friday!

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 01:07 AM (u8kLQ)

738 G'night all. Let's hope for a better news day tomorrow

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 01:07 AM (TdMsT)

739 Ha my daughter got another dose of reality today.

Did her taxes, and she paid in almost 20k in Fed & state taxes last year, and she still owes another 160.

You're considered rich now, honey. Time to pay up.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 03, 2017 01:08 AM (Jcg9Q)

740 I only had two HO scale train sets as a child. My Grandfather had every scale, run across a 40'x40' basement for Christmas, every year.

Papa Basura was big into HO scale. Had a huge shipping crate full of rolling stock. Even bought a limited set of Southern Pacific boxcars with consecutive numbers on them.

I, of course, got shit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 03, 2017 01:08 AM (IcT7t)

741 You're considered rich now, honey. Time to pay up.

160 or 160K?

the former is a trivial adjustment, the latter is time to find an attorney.

Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2017 01:09 AM (TppKb)

742 I hate to ask this, but whats with the bubble gunt up top?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 03, 2017 01:09 AM (aMlLZ)

743 I can't stand these shill pieces about net neutrality. "Without net neutrality, an ISP could deny someone who has HIV." Not an exaggeration, an actual line in a long list of mostly legit-sounding reasons that an acquaintance posted on Facebook.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 03, 2017 01:10 AM (VdICR)

744 I, of course, got shit.

My brother had all kinds of HO brass, he obsessed over it.

I think his second ex-wife got pretty much all of it, though I have no clue what happened to it thereafter. Some of it was probably worth a small fortune.

Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2017 01:11 AM (TppKb)

745 643
634.
Re. the Russian thing.

A few missteps and it could provoke a stronger reaction from the Russians. Demonizing them with little thought to overall US-Russian relations and a possible return of a Cold War is stupid and irresponsible.

Children playing with matches.

Posted by: gracepc at March 03, 2017 01:13 AM (OU4q6)

746 160 or 160K?

the former is a trivial adjustment, the latter is time to find an attorney.

Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2017 01:09 AM (TppKb)

One hundred sixty on top of the 20k.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 03, 2017 01:13 AM (Jcg9Q)

747 I still have fond remembrances of my Grandpa at Christmas. Even though he gave me the third degree about anything and everything.

He was a Staff Sergeant with the U.S.A.F and brought his military way of thinking upon my wayward ass every time I was in his vicinity.

He would give me a card with Fifty Dollars in it for Christmas and ask me how I was going to spend it.

When I ultimately told him that I was going to save it, (age seventeen), he let-up on me a bit... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 01:14 AM (6gk0M)

748 One hundred sixty on top of the 20k.

That isn't even a well-done NY strip steak dinner with catsup.

Call it a good year and write the check.

Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2017 01:14 AM (TppKb)

749 G'Night, qdpsteve and Ladylibertarian!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 01:15 AM (6gk0M)

750 I hate to ask this, but whats with the bubble gunt up top?
Posted by: Berserker
------------

*nails 8 Escudos doubloon to the mast*

Posted by: Captain Ahab at March 03, 2017 01:15 AM (NBHj5)

751 I can't stand these shill pieces about net neutrality.

There's extremes to this discussion, and while I'm not virulently predisposed one direction or the other assholes like that corporatist Neil Stevens over at RedState don't help the anti-neutrality cause.

Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2017 01:17 AM (TppKb)

752 I introduced one of my 4 1/2 years old grandsons to the original Johnny Quest earlier tonight. He's hooked. So every week now we're going to watch another episode. Can't wait till he tells his parents.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 03, 2017 01:18 AM (qIhPN)

753 Good fucking Christ.

Posted by: jbspry at March 03, 2017 01:19 AM (IhKmM)

754 745. The Russians are reasonable actors, with exactly zero interest in making things any worse, especially now that the threat of a Clintonian retaliation against them for blocking qatari ambitions in Syria & the Middle East is a thing of the past.

That said, Russia will protect its interests, now as always, and as any and every nation ought to do.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 01:19 AM (lutOX)

755 "I can't stand these shill pieces about net neutrality...."
-Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 03, 2017 01:10 AM (VdICR)

Once again, politicians change a name to sell something that ain't worth selling.

If they called it what it is... "Net Control", they would have no fans, whatsoever.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 01:19 AM (6gk0M)

756 That said, Russia will protect its interests, now as always, and as any and every nation ought to do.

That's the thing. Putin, for all the bad that's in that man, is fundamentally promoting the interests of the nation-state he's nominally in charge of.

Find me someone in the West who you can say that about. Well, we may have someone now.

It wasn't that long ago that 'promoting the interests of the nation-state you're in charge of' was, like, job criteria Numero Uno for pretty much any head of state.

But now you've got shit like Merkel and so forth.

It's disgusting.

Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2017 01:22 AM (TppKb)

757 Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2017 12:44 AM (ByNzS)

That's great. When things weren't going so well for me my sibs did something similar, including the ticket and visit. My pride almost got in the way. But in the end I accepted and went and it was great. They really liked doing something for me, and I really appreciated it. Life is short.

Posted by: gracepc at March 03, 2017 01:22 AM (OU4q6)

758 All the FCC needs to do is license the communication spectrum and make sure that there are no interference issues between licensees of the spectrum.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 03, 2017 12:52 AM (1JnAL)



It's time for him to go on the offensive and put them in the corner. This is the second trophy they've hung on the wall. If he doesn't daylight them it will be business as usual.

Oh, one more time: http://tinyurl.com/japyu5t

Posted by: gNewt at March 03, 2017 01:23 AM (FeOTH)

759 The left seems to have forgot.

We live in a Nation of Riflemen.

(credit, Kim do Toit).

Please to not piss us off, entirely?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


and hasta la nite nite, horde.

Posted by: Jim at March 03, 2017 01:27 AM (v5iqM)

760 754
745. The Russians are reasonable actors,

Much more so than the Dems.

Posted by: gracepc at March 03, 2017 01:27 AM (OU4q6)

761 Kim dU Toit.


fkin' cucumber.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


nite, futhermuckers!

Posted by: Jim at March 03, 2017 01:29 AM (v5iqM)

762 "forgotten"

G'Night, Jim!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 01:30 AM (6gk0M)

763 The Russians are reasonable actors,

Much more so than the Dems.


The point is this: the Putin government has clearly predictable goals. They are looking to solidify influence wherever possible in what used to be their European 'near-abroad', and now and then like Syria in former client states and regions.

There's nothing magical about this. Go find a 1972 map of the world, that's the Putin end-game. He can't get there, he doesn't have the money or the influence or really the force, but he can play the board and take the moves as they come.



Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2017 01:32 AM (TppKb)

764 ...yeah. I couldn't resist my urge to be a corrective douche bag.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 01:32 AM (6gk0M)

765 I can't believe that Ace was in the comments at nearly 3 a.m. last night.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 01:36 AM (6gk0M)

766 Also DOT 3 brake fluid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 01:02 AM (ZO497)

Excellent suggestion. Also, if the paint is on plastic, caustic soda solution might work, if not allowed to trickle down into metal parts.

I have been driving the TR6 for several days, since the Suburban is laid up with a busted transfer case. It has been running fine, and all lights and accessories are functioning.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 01:36 AM (WDdjT)

767 763. And, conflict though they do with our own designs and ambitions, these are not insane or evil or even unrealistic goals. Nations have interests - sometimes they align, sometimes they conflict - but every nation has a right to determine its own policies and objectives.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 01:37 AM (/9APT)

768 I can't believe that Ace was in the comments at nearly 3 a.m. last night.

You forgot the part about where he posted about Sessions before noon today.

There's a cave with an ewok in it...

Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2017 01:38 AM (TppKb)

769 Hello, Angela, how are your gas reserves?

Posted by: Vlad at March 03, 2017 01:39 AM (FeOTH)

770 Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2017 01:32 AM (TppKb)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 01:37 AM (/9APT

I had to do some serious editing. My point was really about irresponsible Dems using Russia, not Russia reacting so much. Poorly made. Thanks.


Posted by: gracepc at March 03, 2017 01:41 AM (OU4q6)

771 "You forgot the part about where he posted about Sessions before noon today.
There's a cave with an ewok in it...
"
-Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2017 01:38 AM (TppKb)

I didn't see that. He either stayed up or had a Quality-Ass nap.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 01:42 AM (6gk0M)

772 Hello, Angela, how are your gas reserves?

Following in the footsteps of the British, who converted their largest coal plant to burn North Carolina forests, we are converting our coal plants to consume Muslim immigrants.

Based on the current supply we should be good until 2026 at least.

Posted by: Angela Merkel at March 03, 2017 01:42 AM (TppKb)

773 I didn't see that. He either stayed up or had a Quality-Ass nap.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 01:42 AM (6gk0M)

The first Ace post this morning was put up by Charlie Brown's Dildo. He and Ace discussed doing that on the ONT last night, so it's no secret.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 01:44 AM (WDdjT)

774 I figured it was no secret, but I didn't see any posts this morning because I was asleep.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 01:45 AM (6gk0M)

775 Proof that "modernizing" versions of remakes are a seal of the Apocalypse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-LNgU4e1rE

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2017 01:46 AM (vBeA5)

776 The first Ace post this morning was put up by Charlie Brown's Dildo. He and Ace discussed doing that on the ONT last night, so it's no secret.

Forgive us west-coasters for whom bits of the ONT pass beyond our consciousness.

Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2017 01:46 AM (TppKb)

777 I never thought I would type "G'Night, Ace!"

...is all.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 01:47 AM (6gk0M)

778 770. No worries. From what I've seen and read out of Russia these days, they've been having fun trolling the Dems and their true believers. Heh...their foreign ministry has even set up a website to help Western media identify fake news.

Much different than the civil defense drills they ran when HRC looked a likely winner.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 01:47 AM (/9APT)

779 Russia Today =/= Pravda

Pravda = New York Times today

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 01:49 AM (WDdjT)

780 The whole "Fake News" thing has backfired, entirely.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 01:50 AM (6gk0M)

781 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 03, 2017 01:50 AM (IcT7t)

782 There is something about this that just drips of foreboding and evil...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnsIslM8HoI

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2017 01:50 AM (vBeA5)

783 G'Night, Blanco!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 01:51 AM (6gk0M)

784 Heh...their foreign ministry has even set up a website to help Western media identify fake news.

It's weird. Russia is clearly an adversary. Yet, when it comes to a range of issues, we have for the past decade been dependent on the Russkies saving us from our mistakes.

They torpedoed a couple climate deals the JEF was pulling his pud to get us into. Their Syrian intervention is full of self-interest, but was left open to them only because our shit government stuck fingers in the pooch.

Russia is an adversary, to be sure, but they have sane leadership. We did not, for at least eight and arguably fourteen years.

Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2017 01:52 AM (TppKb)

785 I got about ten seconds into that video and was put-off by the Japanese Screech, Hat.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 01:53 AM (6gk0M)

786 Pj Media's Spengler (David Goldman) writes frequently about foreign policy topics, and he has for quite a while advocated for ousting Merkel in the next election. But he got to talking to a knowledgeable German about the various other parties in contention there, and there are no good outcomes from any of the others getting in. Russian stooges, neo-nazis, and hard Left greenies are the other choices.

So now he's hoping Merkel gets to stay. But to me, there are no good choices. If Merkel is their best shot, the Germans are already screwed. TFG luvs him some Merkel; that right there is disqualifying.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2017 01:55 AM (xpfRn)

787 The first Ace post this morning was put up by Charlie Brown's Dildo. He and Ace discussed doing that on the ONT last night, so it's no secret.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 01:44

Yeah, I don't recall when I've seen Ace engaged so much on an ONT. Twas interesting. Hope the Ewok's insomnia isn't still a problem, I'm up again after a couple of hrs of sleep.

Some food and I'm hoping to nod off pretty soon. Be well all.

Posted by: Farmer at March 03, 2017 01:55 AM (o/90i)

788 I am now a "Japanopobe".

I declare it officially and entirely.

I don't like their cartoons and they can take their vending-machine worn panties and stick them up their nuclear-bombed asses.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 01:55 AM (6gk0M)

789 The whole "Fake News" thing has backfired, entirely.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 01:50 AM (6gk0M)


Didn't backfire on Sessions.


Posted by: gNewt at March 03, 2017 01:56 AM (FeOTH)

790 No one believes you Angela.

Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2017 01:56 AM (ByNzS)

791 G'Night, Farmer!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 01:57 AM (6gk0M)

792 Well, time for me to hit the snoozer. Cold is abating, a good night's sleep my see me freed of it. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 01:57 AM (WDdjT)

793 "Didn't backfire on Sessions."
-Posted by: gNewt at March 03, 2017 01:56 AM (FeOTH)

It will, eventually.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 01:58 AM (6gk0M)

794 I got about ten seconds into that video and was put-off by the Japanese Screech, Hat.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 01:53 AM (6gk0M)


There is something about that show that is Illuminati-level evil...

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2017 01:58 AM (vBeA5)

795 G'Night, Alberta Oil Peon!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 01:58 AM (6gk0M)

796 So now he's hoping Merkel gets to stay.

Read that piece.

His take - probably right in its basics - is that AfD could never get enough partners to form a government, and Merkel's CDU is the best of the rest because everything else verges from generic leftist to Trotskyist and a Merkel fall means a hard-left Green/Red government.

He may be right. But I can't help thinking the end result of a hard-left Green/Red government is that Siemens, Daimler-Benz, BMW etc end up with far more operations in the US.

Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2017 01:59 AM (TppKb)

797 It will, eventually.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 01:58 AM (6gk0M)


From your lips...

Posted by: gNewt at March 03, 2017 01:59 AM (FeOTH)

798 Dogs are snoring, time to sleep. Bye.

Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2017 01:59 AM (TppKb)

799 I am now a "Japanopobe".

I declare it officially and entirely.

I don't like their cartoons and they can take their vending-machine worn panties and stick them up their nuclear-bombed asses.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 01:55 AM (6gk0M)


So, no headpats?

P.S. Three of those getting headpats are creatures from the Cthulhu mythos presented as "cute"...

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2017 02:02 AM (vBeA5)

800 "There is something about that show that is Illuminati-level evil..."
-Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2017 01:58 AM (vBeA5)

I don't even know the context to respond to that. What I do know is that I have never liked the Japanese culture.

Had I visited Japan, I would probably be more open-minded.

Since I haven't, I am not a fan.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 02:02 AM (6gk0M)

801 Not only have American corporations repatriated their cash here Daimler-Benz and Siemens have relocated their headquarters here.

Posted by: donTrump at March 03, 2017 02:03 AM (FeOTH)

802 I don't even know what "headpats" means and I'd like to keep it that way.

#ignorance.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 02:03 AM (6gk0M)

803 Sorry for my #American Spirit.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 02:05 AM (6gk0M)

804 On Twitter she brags, "I kin warsh mysef wif a rag on a stick"!!!!

Shudder.

Imagine her holding up her flabby tits, only to see roaches scurrying out.

Ewww!!!

Imagine further what the view would be if she invitingly posed upside down, legs spread: it would be like the Sarlacc monster that inhabited the Great Pit of Carkoon in Star Wars.

The horror! The horror!!!

Posted by: Noam Sayen at March 03, 2017 02:05 AM (611Lm)

805 The Russians are reasonable actors,

Much more so than the Dems.


More reasonable, less Communist.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 03, 2017 02:06 AM (VdICR)

806 I am finally starting to feel tired!

Insomniacs Unite!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 02:09 AM (6gk0M)

807 This is not the white whale I been looking for.

Posted by: Captain Ahab at March 03, 2017 02:09 AM (J+mig)

808 He may be right. But I can't help thinking the end result of a hard-left Green/Red government is that Siemens, Daimler-Benz, BMW etc end up with far more operations in the US.

One more comment on this:

Germany is the economic 'engine' of the EU, but Brexit's gonna be like reintegrating DDR all over again - suddenly the Germans are on the hook for a big chunk of the money the UK is no longer kicking in.

Combine that with the general ass-fucking the German government have been giving their heavy industries in terms of energy costs and other green nonsense, and you have to wonder just how much load that 'engine' can support.

And then you add Merkel's refugee stampede, and you have to think there's a whole lot of fail in Germany's short-to-middle-term future.

Do we prop them up for NATO/defense reasons, or do we try to steal their commercial activities?

Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2017 02:09 AM (TppKb)

809 Off, one-legged sock.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 03, 2017 02:11 AM (J+mig)

810 Make it attractive for their commercial activities.
Add Merck and Bayer to that list.

Posted by: gNewt at March 03, 2017 02:12 AM (FeOTH)

811 ..."Do we prop them up for NATO/defense reasons, or do we try to steal their commercial activities?"
-Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2017 02:09 AM (TppKb)

If and when they actually add to our defense, I'll have an answer. They are nothing more than a military base.

Should the Free Market System allow for movement into These Great United States of America?

...yup.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 02:13 AM (6gk0M)

812 Off, one-legged sock.

My solicitor will be in touch.

Posted by: Heather Mills formerly McCartney at March 03, 2017 02:13 AM (TppKb)

813 My solicitor will be in touch.

Posted by: Heather Mills formerly McCartney at March 03, 2017 02:13 AM (TppKb)


At least you have a prosthetic.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 03, 2017 02:15 AM (ByNzS)

814 At this rate, I may make the "Shame Post" on Sunday.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 02:16 AM (6gk0M)

815 723 ..."All the FCC needs to do is license the communication spectrum and make sure that there are no interference issues between licensees of the spectrum."
-Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 03, 2017 12:52 AM (1JnAL)

Now all we need is an a la carte menu of choices and we'll watch Oprah, MSNBC and Vice fail.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 12:56 AM (6gk0M)


There will never be a la cart offerings of channels.

Disney will never allow Disney nets to be sold without ESPN channels.

Comcast will never allow their entertainment channels be sold without their news sports channels.

Fox, ditto.

CBS/Viacom.

It's not the cable companies forcing the package deals, it's the content providers that the FCC has no control over.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Most Puffy Scamper at March 03, 2017 02:17 AM (1JnAL)

816 I have been driving the TR6 for several days, since
the Suburban is laid up with a busted transfer case. It has been running
fine, and all lights and accessories are functioning.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 01:36 AM (WDdjT)



I have a friend on the Mustang forums who is restoring some little British car, he replaced the guts of a 30A ammeter with a 60A one in preparation to replace the alternator on the car with a newer model. It looks like the gauge that came with the car.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 03, 2017 02:17 AM (vbvxt)

817 John Goodenough just invented another battery. A solid state battery. Knew a gal named Titsworth but Goodenough, really?

Keep Austin weird.

Posted by: gNewt at March 03, 2017 02:18 AM (FeOTH)

818 If and when they actually add to our defense, I'll have an answer. They are nothing more than a military base.

Back when they were the frontier they had some claim on our interests, but now they're just a rear-area shithole, the front line is 250 miles east.

If I were channeling Kissinger, I'd think it's Poland and the Baltics that matter and all that we care about the Germans is that they are not capable of stabbing us in the back.

I hate to lose Munich and the Nordschleife, but we cannot prevent Germany from fucking themselves.

Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2017 02:19 AM (TppKb)

819 It's not the cable companies forcing the package deals, it's the content providers that the FCC has no control over.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Most Puffy Scamper at March 03, 2017 02:17 AM (1JnAL)

This is the kind of thing you actually need regulations for, to prevent businesses from engaging in anti-competitive practices.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 03, 2017 02:19 AM (J+mig)

820 ammeter

No. Just no.

I know, back in the day, but just no. Forget it.

Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2017 02:21 AM (TppKb)

821 Annnnd, it's below freezing.
All of that stuff that's blooming is going to be surprised.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 02:21 AM (ZO497)

822 It's not the cable companies forcing the package deals, it's the content providers that the FCC has no control over.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Most Puffy Scamper at March 03, 2017 02:17 AM (1JnAL)

This is the kind of thing you actually need regulations for, to prevent businesses from engaging in anti-competitive practices.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 03, 2017 02:19 AM
****************************

Contract buy out is $20.00 a month; you have 5 months remaining on your contract it's $100.00.
That's their cost. If your paying $100.00 a month that's a 500 percent mark up that they are charging.

Posted by: gNewt at March 03, 2017 02:24 AM (FeOTH)

823 ..."It's not the cable companies forcing the package deals, it's the content providers that the FCC has no control over."
-Posted by: Ashley Judds Most Puffy Scamper at March 03, 2017 02:17 AM (1JnAL)

Bullshit, fake interloper. It is a governmental body which forces channels into a "package", so as to "educate" us wheat-farming, good-for-nothing, Middle Americans.

https://www.fcc.gov/consumers/guides/regulation
-cable-tv-rates

Remove the space and read.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 02:24 AM (6gk0M)

824 The Ad Council probably isn't within your scope, either.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 02:27 AM (6gk0M)

825 Annnnd, it's below freezing.

All of that stuff that's blooming is going to be surprised.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.

It's supposed to get down to 23 here tonight. It's a balmy 30 now.

Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2017 02:30 AM (ByNzS)

826 It's supposed to get down to 23 here tonight. It's a balmy 30 now.

Heh.

California - come for the weather, bend over for the government.

Posted by: JEM still in indigo blue California at March 03, 2017 02:32 AM (TppKb)

827 Sorry for my #American Spirit.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 02:05 AM (6gk0M)


But, what about all those Twitter users who have anime avatars sporting MAGA hats?

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2017 02:36 AM (vBeA5)

828 "This is the kind of thing you actually need regulations for, to prevent businesses from engaging in anti-competitive practices."
-Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 03, 2017 02:19 AM

The infrastructure allows for said companies to broadcast what they wish, from whence they have built.

The FCC and the Federal Government has declared that radio and television content must be "balanced". That's how you got PBS and Sesame Street.

Unless it is "a la carte", you'll never have any idea what content is being consumed. The "Neilsen" households are out-of-date and barely a measurement of note.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 02:36 AM (6gk0M)

829
I actually like Grossman, I always felt his slogan was "Fuck it, I'm gonna unleash the dragon" and go for the bomb into triple coverage when the slant over the middle was wide open.

I just used him because he was in the long line of UF QB's under Steve Spurrier that made the NFL, and just seemed to bounce around from team to team.

Could have used RG3. He's still getting looks because he was a high draft pick and Rookie of the Year. But lord have mercy is he a head case. He was hated in the Redskins locker room for being a passive aggressive asshole. Even with that know through the NFL, the Browns still paid him $5M to come play last year.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 02, 2017 11:43 PM (1JnAL)



Here's the thing though. The Browns are desperate. And with RG3, he may be a headcase, but he's a pretty typical NFL QB headcase. And he's never really had a healthy year beyond his first year so there is that "upside" possibility with him.

Kaepernick has had many healthy seasons. So they've seen his real limits. And then his controversies are to the detriment of the team image. A team signing him and you probably will be getting a lot of angry calls from the fans you want coming to the games.


What team right now, would sign him with an intent to start or be the guaranteed backup. Because that's something the egomaniac is going to demand.

Posted by: buzzion at March 03, 2017 02:37 AM (cAnNx)

830 Is Lena Dunham's arse still going to be a feature of this thread when I wake up?

Zzzzzzzz

Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2017 02:37 AM (TppKb)

831 "But, what about all those Twitter users who have anime avatars sporting MAGA hats?"
-Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2017 02:36 AM (vBeA5)

God Bless 'em.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 02:38 AM (6gk0M)

832 I'm out.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 02:44 AM (6gk0M)

833 "But, what about all those Twitter users who have anime avatars sporting MAGA hats?"
-Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2017 02:36 AM (vBeA5)

God Bless 'em.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 02:38 AM (6gk0M)[/]

Yet you disparage their waifu and loli...

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2017 02:44 AM (vBeA5)

834 WTF?

Patrick Rock, ex-David Cameron aide, walks free for making indecent child pictures as judge says punishment is his 'very public humiliation'

http://bit.ly/2lkTibo

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2017 02:49 AM (vBeA5)

835 Too many sickos in the world. This guy is politically connected so just a slap on the wrist.

Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2017 03:02 AM (ByNzS)

836 This is still funny to me. "Martians" Discover a Phone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTc3PsW5ghQ

Posted by: Cream of Sum Yung Gai at March 03, 2017 03:06 AM (6gk0M)

837 And in further Brit news, what plays in Tower Hamlets doesn't in Salford:

https://order-order.com/2017/03/02/labour-lose-salford-council-seat-tories/

Now, this time, goodnight for sure.

Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2017 03:08 AM (TppKb)

838 I am pretending I didn't see that.

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2017 03:12 AM (HDU3V)

839 Is Lena Dunham's arse still going to be a feature of this thread when I wake up?
Zzzzzzzz
Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2017 02:37 AM

Is for me
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2017 03:14 AM (HDU3V)

840 Night all.

Here is "Troubled Man" by Old Man's Will:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCuwXp7gmAM

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2017 03:18 AM (vBeA5)

841 Podesta had a password of password. Hillary's password was Huma.

The Russians did not know this?

BTW, Huma has been scarce.

Posted by: torabora at March 03, 2017 03:33 AM (cvGKG)

842 Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder

https://youtu.be/dROwEc4VyJA

RDJ, the dude playin' the dude disguised as another dude must have his picture sent a lot to Sean King's twitter.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 03, 2017 03:38 AM (VdICR)

843 Fat shaming... I look better in a bikini than Lena.... Im 52 and had 2 kids

Posted by: Hope Cranford at March 03, 2017 03:40 AM (+hj6h)

844 And didnt drink enough... Of whatever.

Posted by: Hopester at March 03, 2017 03:42 AM (+hj6h)

845 Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 10:57 PM (NOIQH)

You didn't provide the link, but you provided an idea for another ONT

Thanks


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 02, 2017 11:01 PM (voOPb)


If what I think will happen happens, Lizzy will get a lifetime vacation in Lena Dunham's barrel.

Yes, thanks Lizzy. We will know who to blame.

Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2017 03:54 AM (zRegE)

846 BTW, today is the anniversary of Wilt Chamberlain's 100-point game.


Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2017 11:09 PM (nlbfN)


A game record with no archival footage of the game itself. The game was played at the old barn in Hershey, PA. When I saw minor league hockey games there, they had the banner for that milestone hanging from the rafters (or on the side of one wall, I forget which).

Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2017 04:02 AM (zRegE)

847 Psychologist explains the issue of SJWs in terms used to explain sociopaths and autism.

https://youtu.be/OxslBI3hNFQ

90 minutes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 03, 2017 04:08 AM (VdICR)

848 Legally correct, but Loretta Lynch and Eric Holder never recused themselves from anything that they had themselves balls-deep into.

He did the right thing, but...

I just don't get it anymore.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 12:36 AM (6gk0M)


Justice Kagan did not recuse herself when the ObamaCare case came before the Court, either. Didn't seem to bother anyone on the left.

Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2017 04:18 AM (zRegE)

849 The only reply Sessions needed- The Russian Ambassador and I were talking about our grandchildren.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2017 04:30 AM (nfXQq)

850 843 Fat shaming... I look better in a bikini than Lena.... Im 52 and had 2 kids

Posted by: Hope Cranford at March 03, 2017 03:40 AM (+hj6h)

Me too, I'm a 62yo fat guy.

Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2017 05:39 AM (x9c8r)

851 Nasty cartoon in the local Gannett paper this am...Shows Oprah kicking a fat Trump out of the WH....Of course what more could I expect from Gannett.

Posted by: Colin at March 03, 2017 05:44 AM (izi2Z)

852 Hope you are getting that cage liner for free.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 03, 2017 05:46 AM (d76uN)

853 Looks like Chicago has went 5 whole days without a murder. When was the last time that happened?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 03, 2017 05:48 AM (d76uN)

854 Nasty cartoon in the local Gannett paper this am...Shows Oprah kicking a fat Trump out of the WH....Of course what more could I expect from Gannett.

Posted by: Colin at March 03, 2017 05:44 AM (izi2Z)

Oprah as prez....can prez Comacho be far behind?

Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2017 05:52 AM (x9c8r)

855 I had a discussion yesterday with a couple of young college students that were discussing impeachment of Trump and Pence. Somehow they think that Hillary is 3rd in line for President. Where the hell did that come from.?? No use try to convince them otherwise.

Posted by: Colin at March 03, 2017 05:52 AM (izi2Z)

856 Hope you are getting that cage liner for free.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 03, 2017 05:46 AM (d76u
On line, and I can only read so many articles before I'm shut off. Dropped the print edition about a month ago.

Posted by: Colin at March 03, 2017 05:54 AM (izi2Z)

857 Since I live near Peoria, I guess I should find out what happened at Caterpillar yesterday.

I should but probably won't. Not worth buying a Journal Star to find out.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 03, 2017 06:02 AM (d76uN)

858 Posted by: Colin at March 03, 2017 05:52 AM (izi2Z)

They think a bloodless coup will happen? They have no idea.

Posted by: F.N.G. at March 03, 2017 06:03 AM (kiSdp)

859 The only way that Oprah gets thru the Dim nomination process is if Trump is looking strong and the political machines are scared.

So I hope she runs.

Posted by: Jean at March 03, 2017 06:12 AM (zZb/S)

860 849 The only reply Sessions needed- The Russian Ambassador and I were talking about our grandchildren.
________________________

Nice try, but we only accept those types of obvious, phony-baloney excuses when they're offered by somebody named Clinton.

Posted by: MSM/Dim complex at March 03, 2017 06:12 AM (riF5p)

861 Tim.
Looks like Catepillar was/is doing some tax evading

https://tinyurl.com/zl44hpu

Posted by: Bruce at March 03, 2017 06:13 AM (8ikIW)

862 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 03, 2017 06:16 AM (u82oZ)

863 I for one feel strongly that if Brawny wants to dump the lumberjack (first the mustache, now this!) in favor of a Brawny Woman, they should be legally compelled to portray an actual brawny woman. Like, perhaps, the one above.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 03, 2017 06:21 AM (H5rtT)

864 Bruce,

Thanks. I would not put it past them.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 03, 2017 06:22 AM (d76uN)

865
Everyone knows that the democrats used to scoff at the idea that Russia was evil or a threat, recall the obama v romney debate. But something else happened and I don't think it was Ukraine.

Something that rubbed the democrats at the core of 'who they are'. Something that caused Claire McCaskill to meet with the Russian ambassador to protest her outrage.

Anyone care to venture a guess as to what I think they think this terrible criminal act was?

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 03, 2017 06:22 AM (ZFUt7)

866 People treat you the way you train them to treat you. Trump has trained people that he will strike back. Too bad the GOPre has trained the world to treat them as less than equal of the democrat party. If the republicans don't realize that their role should be to protect his (Trumps)nominations, why are they there?

Posted by: Chilling the most at March 03, 2017 06:23 AM (Cl52v)

867 Anyone care to venture a guess as to what I think they think this terrible criminal act was?

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 03, 2017 06:22 AM (ZFUt7)

Vlad doin' donuts on Obama's lawn?

Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2017 06:25 AM (x9c8r)

868 Alvernia University, a former teachers' college in Reading PA that's had "university status" for less than ten years, will no longer call its athletes "Crusaders," because, Pope Frank. And, they're not Jesuit, so there. Their patron St Francis "turned against" the Crusades and met with a sultan.

(Cue Johnny Carson "I did not know that")

Alumni think the new team name will be the "Lame Pansies."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 03, 2017 06:26 AM (H5rtT)

869 Vlad doin' donuts on Obama's lawn?

Posted by: BignJames

Putin putting sand in Reggies lube?

Posted by: Bruce at March 03, 2017 06:26 AM (8ikIW)

870
I give another clue. LGBWTFBBQ.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 03, 2017 06:30 AM (ZFUt7)

871 This ONT had a nice, minimalist feel in contrast to the baroque complexity of most ONTs.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 03, 2017 06:30 AM (vRcUp)

872 I for one feel strongly that if Brawny wants to dump the lumberjack (first the mustache, now this!) in favor of a Brawny Woman, they should be legally compelled to portray an actual brawny woman. Like, perhaps, the one above.

Posted by: Stringer Davis


Brawny? I disagree. She has a certain naive charm. But no muscle.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 03, 2017 06:32 AM (vRcUp)

873 This ONT had a nice, minimalist feel in contrast to the baroque complexity of most ONTs.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 03, 2017 06:30 AM (vRcUp)

I thought it rather expansive.

Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2017 06:32 AM (x9c8r)

874 I thought it was a bit Good.
A bit Bad.
A bit Ugly.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 03, 2017 06:33 AM (d76uN)

875 why are they there?

Posted by: Chilling the most at March 03, 2017 06:23 AM (Cl52v)

To give us the illusion of choice while the New World Order is built over our protest.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 03, 2017 06:34 AM (J+mig)

876 I give another clue. LGBWTFBBQ.





Posted by: E Depluribus Unum

She wasn't invited to the big cook out?

Posted by: Bruce at March 03, 2017 06:34 AM (8ikIW)

877 thought it was a bit Good.
A bit Bad.
A bit Ugly.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 03, 2017 06:33 AM (d76uN)


A bit ugly?

Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2017 06:35 AM (zRegE)

878 @870, winter olympics?

http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/10/world/europe/russia-gay-rights-controversy/index.html

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 03, 2017 06:36 AM (vRcUp)

879
Answer: The LGBWTFBBQ community got pissed off when Vlad heard that Russian infants were being adopted by gay couples and said, 'Nyet'.

That was why Claire McCaskill *had* to protest to the Russian ambassador. The moment when Russians became the enemy.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 03, 2017 06:38 AM (ZFUt7)

880 A bit ugly?

Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2017 06:35 AM (zRegE)

I'm being generous. Commenting on that poor souls lack of physical looks seems in poor taste to me. As Fenelon says, she needs prayers more than anything else.

So I'll go with just a bit ugly and qualify it "in that picture"

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 03, 2017 06:38 AM (d76uN)

881 JJs with a EMT

Posted by: Bruce at March 03, 2017 06:39 AM (8ikIW)

882 I'm being generous. Commenting on that poor souls lack of physical looks seems in poor taste to me.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 03, 2017 06:38 AM (d76uN)


There's a whole lot of ugly, and it's not all on the outside.

Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2017 06:42 AM (zRegE)

883 Sessions should claim he was born in El Salvador and joined a gang at 14, then the MSM will show him sympathy.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 03, 2017 07:09 AM (APQfM)

884 Look, I have been trying to avoid this woman for weeks if not years. Why did you not WARN ME?

Posted by: BJ54 at March 03, 2017 08:28 AM (Bed/U)

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