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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Antoine Lavoisier and His Wife
Jacques Louis David
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Killerdog at February 24, 2017 09:31 AM (o/A0v)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 24, 2017 09:31 AM (/f1mm)
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Posted by: Mrs L is ripped at February 24, 2017 09:34 AM (8J/Te)
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Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 24, 2017 09:35 AM (9krrF)
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Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2017 09:35 AM (OeQ/D)
On Milo's Facebook page: a video on Ruth Bader Ginsburg who in 1977 co-authored a report for the ACLU "Sex Bias in the US Code." Which recommended changing the Age of Consent to 12. And wanted a repeal of the Mann Act.
Posted by: buzzion
The entire left are fucking deviants!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 09:36 AM (WFe5M)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 09:36 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: blaster at February 24, 2017 09:36 AM (tewYv)
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 24, 2017 09:36 AM (8GRZ3)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 09:36 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 24, 2017 09:36 AM (9krrF)
Warning: one minute to motor-boarding.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 24, 2017 09:36 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 24, 2017 09:36 AM (/f1mm)
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 24, 2017 09:37 AM (8GRZ3)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 24, 2017 09:37 AM (/f1mm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2017 09:37 AM (OeQ/D)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2017 09:38 AM (B+qrE)
Takes a moment to realize it is his...
And the proportions make him 6'8".
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 09:38 AM (WFe5M)
On Milo's Facebook page: a video on Ruth Bader Ginsburg who in 1977 co-authored a report for the ACLU "Sex Bias in the US Code." Which recommended changing the Age of Consent to 12. And wanted a repeal of the Mann Act
Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2017 09:38 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Brother Cavil,
--
But, contrary to rumor, he had no part in developing Esperanto.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 24, 2017 09:38 AM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: blaster at February 24, 2017 09:38 AM (tewYv)
Posted by: Kris at February 24, 2017 09:39 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 24, 2017 09:39 AM (8GRZ3)
On Milo's Facebook page: a video on Ruth Bader Ginsburg who in 1977 co-authored a report for the ACLU "Sex Bias in the US Code." Which recommended changing the Age of Consent to 12. And wanted a repeal of the Mann Act.
Posted by: buzzion
The entire left are fucking deviants!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 09:36 AM (WFe5M)
My willowed response:
Because, as I have long thought, pedos aren't so much excited by the thought of child sex as they are by the destruction of the child's innocence.
"Diabolical narcissism," where they want to sandblast the child's soul to mirror their own spiritual desert.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 09:39 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 09:39 AM (ODaO0)
Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2017 09:39 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: JT in KC
We do not exist so you can use our body parts to write with. How would YOU like it if I cut off your finger and wrote with that?
Posted by: the chicken at February 24, 2017 09:39 AM (W8bn5)
Not sure if it was the original, but this used to hang in the library at DuPont's Experimental Station. Before I retired from DuPont, they emptied out a substantial portion of the technical books in their stacks. I picked up a bunch of them as they were offered as "free to a good home".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 24, 2017 09:40 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Bruce at February 24, 2017 09:40 AM (8ikIW)
I thought stockings were a more recent invention.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 09:40 AM (ZFUt7)
Phlogiston: Settled Science, mofos!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 24, 2017 09:41 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Kris at February 24, 2017 09:41 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 09:40 AM (ZFUt7)
You're thinking about stalkings.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 24, 2017 09:41 AM (/f1mm)
Antoine! That irrepressible kid!
I remember the things that he did
But the strangest I've seen
'Twas when he met Guillotin
That's when Lavoisier flipped his lid!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 09:41 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 24, 2017 09:41 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 09:42 AM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Rex B at February 24, 2017 09:42 AM (E7R/6)
Posted by: Bruce at February 24, 2017 09:40 AM
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Michael Moore at February 24, 2017 09:42 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 09:42 AM (WFe5M)
Posted by: IP at February 24, 2017 09:43 AM (yV4wg)
Drug over from the willow end of last thread because it's that important:
On Milo's Facebook page: a video on Ruth Bader Ginsburg who in 1977 co-authored a report for the ACLU "Sex Bias in the US Code." Which recommended changing the Age of Consent to 12. And wanted a repeal of the Mann Act.
Posted by: buzzion
Good for him! Do not go quietly into that night and so on...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 24, 2017 09:43 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: fly gal at February 24, 2017 09:43 AM (eQHxO)
A Dutch secret service agent who was part of the team responsible for protecting Geert Wilders, the frontrunner in next month's election, has been suspended on suspicion of leaking details to a criminal organization, the secret service said on Wednesday.
http://reut.rs/2lNc4aB
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 24, 2017 09:44 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Sporkatus at February 24, 2017 09:44 AM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: IP at February 24, 2017 09:45 AM (yV4wg)
As you might imagine, that was a popular subject for pornographic drawings as well as stereo-optic slides.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 09:45 AM (X6fMO)
I had not heard that one. I learned it was because he hired mercenaries to collect taxes. That's how he made his fortune that he used to preform his experiments. Hm. In those days though, the Jacobins were very creative with their charges it seems.
Posted by: Kris at February 24, 2017 09:45 AM (nwqNw)
_________________________
Cuomo absent from CNN after transgender comments
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 24, 2017 09:46 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Sherlock Holmes, Architecture Detective at February 24, 2017 09:46 AM (OeQ/D)
If you want to see the worst offender with regards to big hair, just do an image search on "Jan Crouch".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 09:46 AM (W8bn5)
The Nylon riots were a series of disturbances at American stores created by a nylon stocking shortage.
Back when America was great.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 09:46 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: josephistan at February 24, 2017 09:46 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Bigbys Photoshop Trump Hands at February 24, 2017 09:46 AM (icT6u)
Posted by: willow at February 24, 2017 09:46 AM (R7cwD)
On Milo's Facebook page: a video on Ruth Bader Ginsburg who in 1977 co-authored a report for the ACLU "Sex Bias in the US Code." Which recommended changing the Age of Consent to 12. And wanted a repeal of the Mann Act.
Posted by: buzzion
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This needs to go viral.
"Lifetime appointment."
Sicko wizened little rat.
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 24, 2017 09:47 AM (8GRZ3)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 09:47 AM (RD7QR)
They still are.
See: Riots, Swedish. Also: Milo Y.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2017 09:47 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 09:47 AM (X6fMO)
_________________________
Cuomo absent from CNN after transgender comments
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 24, 2017 09:46 AM (y3aQB)
Well, he could have locked himself out of the studio. CNN isn't exactly a brain trust.
Posted by: josephistan at February 24, 2017 09:47 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Sherlock Holmes, Architecture Detective
If you could see the tops, you would see they are fine, Corinthian columns.
Posted by: Ricardo Montalban at February 24, 2017 09:48 AM (W8bn5)
thought of child sex as they are by the destruction of the child's
innocence.
"Diabolical narcissism," where they want to sandblast the child's soul to mirror their own spiritual desert.
And on a societal scale, it's about destroying a child's sense of self-ownership and privacy to make them a better cog of the state:
http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2010/07/
sex_and_state_power.html
That's why someone like RBG is all-in for enabling it.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 09:48 AM (NOIQH)
On Milo's Facebook page: a video on Ruth Bader Ginsburg who in 1977 co-authored a report for the ACLU "Sex Bias in the US Code." Which recommended changing the Age of Consent to 12. And wanted a repeal of the Mann Act.
Posted by: buzzion
The entire left are fucking deviants!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 09:36 AM (WFe5M)
12?! Good Lord.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 09:49 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: joncelli
He would rather get it on with ME rather than that ho'.
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at February 24, 2017 09:49 AM (W8bn5)
Just did. Yup, been around a while. Nylon was the invention that brought price into realm of everyone.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 09:49 AM (ZFUt7)
So, the French? All this crap they debated
But their morals were dilapidated
Then they magnified the error
With the great Reign of Terror
All heads of State were decapitated.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 09:49 AM (wPiJc)
What a moistened bint. I'm sure DJT has a team of agents assigned to just him.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 09:49 AM (WFe5M)
Ad rightly so.
Cuomo is constantly saying stupid sh#t on twitter. Think yesterday was the case of being a bit too honest about how little the SJW'ers care about little girls' privacy.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 09:50 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: JuJuBee at February 24, 2017 09:50 AM (dargh)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 09:50 AM (wPiJc)
This is all going to end very, very badly.
I would think if there were illegalities that the very Trump-friendly (SARC SARC SARC....SARC!!!!!) folks at the IRS would have vomited them out by now.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2017 09:51 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Bigbys Photoshop Trump Hands at February 24, 2017 09:51 AM (icT6u)
Posted by: Michael Moore
Yes, yes you are. About a ton of chopped rancid rat liver
Posted by: Bruce at February 24, 2017 09:51 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: willow at February 24, 2017 09:46 AM (R7cwD)
Behind every great man is a woman trying to tear him down.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 09:51 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 09:50 AM (wPiJc)
Today the bastard would probably claim that computers aren't powered by magic smoke and when it escapes is when they finally die. You never want the magic smoke to escape the computer, that's bad.
Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2017 09:52 AM (cAnNx)
Here his is, working away, and she drops by to give him a hug that just happens to put her in the middle of the shot with a big ol' grin towards the painter. Heh
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 09:52 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2017 09:52 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2017 09:52 AM (nNdYv)
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After Newton invented gravity there wasn't much left to take credit for.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2017 09:52 AM (OeQ/D)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2017 09:53 AM (B+qrE)
+++
Ought to be 9!
- Muhammad
Posted by: Bigbys Photoshop Trump Hands at February 24, 2017 09:51 AM (icT6u)
Like he gave a shit about consent at any age.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 09:53 AM (0mRoj)
Haven't numerous government agencies been going over every single dollar every single year for about five decades?
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 24, 2017 09:53 AM (/f1mm)
Posted by: Bruce at February 24, 2017 09:54 AM (8ikIW)
The singer from Sesame Street?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 09:54 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2017 09:52 AM (B+qrE)
_____________________________________________
In a bathtub in an undisclosed location
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 24, 2017 09:54 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2017 09:52 AM (B+qrE)
In between remembering to breathe.
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 09:55 AM (RD7QR)
I'm calling it ... Trump either resigns in first term or is impeached and loses Senate vote with at least 1/3 of Republicans voting guilty.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 09:56 AM (FVvBL)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2017 09:51 AM (B+qrE)
They would have been plastered all over the front pages of dead tree media, courtesy of a "source who provided the information on condition of anonymity."
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 09:56 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
******
At least Newton was clever enough to take out a patent on gravity. Made millions. Lavoisier left oxygen just hanging out there in the public domain.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 09:56 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 24, 2017 09:56 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2017 09:56 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Kris at February 24, 2017 09:56 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 24, 2017 09:38 AM (7ZVPa)
Esperanto was developed in the late 19th century as an attempt to make Romanian relevant
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2017 09:56 AM (XMCn6)
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 09:56 AM (WFe5M)
Pffft. C'est merde.
Posted by: Auguste Toulemouche at February 24, 2017 09:57 AM (W8bn5)
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After Newton invented gravity there wasn't much left to take credit for.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2017 09:52 AM (OeQ/D)
I invented the atom. These posers can suck it.
Posted by: Democritus at February 24, 2017 09:57 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2017 09:58 AM (r/0kC)
I thought it was designed as therapy for William Shatner's staccato delivery...
Posted by: General Zod at February 24, 2017 09:58 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 24, 2017 09:58 AM (/f1mm)
Now Lavoisier didn't grow older
Once arrested by the Citizen Soldiers
But whatever you may say,
Up until his dying day
He had a good head on his shoulders.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 09:59 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: P.Townshend at February 24, 2017 09:59 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 09:56 AM (FVvBL)
God knows I'm depressed enough already, but somehow, I'd put good money on this.
I really wish I could drink right now.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 09:59 AM (X6fMO)
I thought it was designed as therapy for William Shatner's staccato delivery...
Posted by: General Zod at February 24, 2017 09:58 AM (Bdeb0)
We. The PEOPLE! In order. To form. A more perfect. UNION!
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 09:59 AM (RD7QR)
Even more, he was one of the leaders of the Terror, Robespierre's right-hand man, great friend to Marat, and inventor of the entire look of the Revolution during those years.
Posted by: Kris at February 24, 2017 09:59 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 10:00 AM (ODaO0)
Posted by: ScoggDog
Then we can start the hot part of CWII.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 10:00 AM (WFe5M)
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After Newton invented gravity there wasn't much left to take credit for.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2017 09:52 AM (OeQ/D)
Just the integral and differential calculus of infinitesimals.
Posted by: leibniz! at February 24, 2017 10:01 AM (poH3o)
For some reason this AM it just blew way past that number.
Need to think...
Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2017 10:01 AM (TppKb)
"too boring, bring in the TA".
Ah, much better,
but you know what, let's make the woman the central controlling figure,
man playing his silly little chemistry games just to impress her.
"you know what I can do with these vacuum tubes honey?"
It was Formal Friday, blue jeans the rest of the week.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2017 10:02 AM (YMJtx)
Posted by: Democritus
It's a monad, you Greek homo.
Posted by: G.W Leibniz at February 24, 2017 10:02 AM (vRcUp)
I'm calling it ... Trump either resigns in first term or is impeached and loses Senate vote with at least 1/3 of Republicans voting guilty
+++
Bullshit
Posted by: Bigbys Photoshop Trump Hands at February 24, 2017 10:02 AM (icT6u)
Yup....
Louis David was a sleazy opportunist and an evil man. But he could paint!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2017 10:02 AM (rF0hx)
For some reason this AM it just blew way past that number.
Need to think...
Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2017 10:01 AM (TppKb)
What's to think about? Better to pay off debt when you can.
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 10:02 AM (RD7QR)
Uh, on what basis? That emoluments eyewash?
I wonder if the clinton shadow junta will put the kibosh on this line of thinking, given the CGI/clinton cartel history of selling tech to the chinese, selling uranium to the russians, and taking money from anyone or anything that moved in exchange for "I gotcher back" IOUs.
Yes, it's debatable how much juice they have left since zombie ben franklin took the pipe in November, but I still think they have a fair bit of it.
This the "emoluments" blather is a slippery slope team clinton don't want anyone sliding down. Not if chelsea hubbell is going to run for office, anyway.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, waiting for pitchers and catchers to report at February 24, 2017 10:03 AM (1aMQH)
83 Is he the guy who invented oxygen?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 09:50 AM (wPiJc)
Oxygen was first discovered by Swedish pharmacist Carl Wilhelm Scheele. He had produced oxygen gas by heating mercuric oxide and various nitrates in 1771-2. Scheele called the gas "fire air" because it was the only known supporter of combustion, and wrote an account of this discovery in a manuscript he titled Treatise on Air and Fire, which he sent to his publisher in 1775. That document was published in 1777.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 24, 2017 10:03 AM (v1g1+)
It looks like it's her natural hair that's cascading down from under the wig.
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2017 09:52 AM (nNdYv)
What we all want to know is does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 24, 2017 10:03 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Ivanka at February 24, 2017 10:03 AM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2017 10:03 AM (r/0kC)
Posted by: sinalco at February 24, 2017 10:03 AM (yODqO)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 10:04 AM (FVvBL)
Posted by: willow at February 24, 2017 10:04 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2017 10:03 AM (r/0kC)
Well that will good for my business
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2017 10:05 AM (KlI/a)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 24, 2017 10:03 AM (v1g1+)
*****
I knew I could count on you for the excruciating details. Thanks.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 10:05 AM (wPiJc)
Agreed, one of the biggest assholes in art history. Worse than Caravaggio, in my opinion. But, damn... His greatest work is probably "Death of Marat". My favorite is "Brutus and the Lictors" though.
Posted by: Kris at February 24, 2017 10:06 AM (nwqNw)
From your lips to Crom's ears. We couldn't hope for a more centered, well-adjusted, mature, intelligent, gnarled-and-weirdly-long-fingered bony man-hand on the State's tiller.
Posted by: General Zod at February 24, 2017 10:06 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: willow at February 24, 2017 10:06 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Fritz at February 24, 2017 10:07 AM (2Mnv1)
Uh, on what basis? That emoluments eyewash?
No. Scary Russia:
http://tinyurl.com/zoqmzlm
Mister, we could use a man like Preston Brooks again.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 10:07 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: willow at February 24, 2017 10:04 AM (R7cwD)
Sure. Boxing? MMA? Jello pit?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:08 AM (0mRoj)
I love this painting, but yeah, Antoine's leg is a little problematic.
Posted by: sinalco at February 24, 2017 10:03 AM (yODqO)
Antoine's wife has that look about her - like she is saying "Dude, is that your leg or are you that excited to see me again"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 24, 2017 10:09 AM (jxbfJ)
we already fight the left , but we have enough republicans it shouldn't be this difficult to have them fight for us, unless it truly is only about Power and cronism and graft also.
right?
Posted by: willow at February 24, 2017 10:09 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: willow at February 24, 2017 10:06 AM (R7cwD)
Unfortunately, most of the left is insane with respect to him and much of the GOP is a syphilitic crapweasel. No offense to crapweasels intended. What this means is that some kind of constitutional crisis is pretty much inevitable.
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 10:09 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Eric Mazza at February 24, 2017 10:09 AM (icT6u)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2017 10:10 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2017 10:01 AM (TppKb)
Pay off the mortgage, get out of debt.
Take those monthly payments from now on to build some serious savings, pay them to yourself instead of the bank.
Stocks go down also, and even if that one makes more money, is it going to pay more than what you would pay in interest over the same period, and will you sleep well at night waiting for the DJI to tell you you are now poor and can't afford to pay off the house at a whim?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2017 10:10 AM (XMCn6)
83 Is he the guy who invented oxygen?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 09:50 AM (wPiJc)
Oxygen was first discovered by Swedish pharmacist Carl Wilhelm Scheele. He had produced oxygen gas by heating mercuric oxide and various nitrates in 1771-2. Scheele called the gas "fire air" because it was the only known supporter of combustion, and wrote an account of this discovery in a manuscript he titled Treatise on Air and Fire, which he sent to his publisher in 1775. That document was published in 1777.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 24, 2017 10:03 AM (v1g1+)
But Lavosier is the one that named it Oxygen. Also got to be the one to name Hydrogen.
Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2017 10:10 AM (cAnNx)
permanently. (try washing that stuff out)
Posted by: willow at February 24, 2017 10:10 AM (R7cwD)
I hope you guys are wrong about Trump throwing in the towel He is the
only vehicle let for us to try to hold the country up from fiscal
oblivion.
.
.
.Trump most certainly is not going to be impeached. That's the meme the left is pushing to keep the donation $$$$ rolling in from their idiotic base, and people who should know better are falling for it. And Trump does not quit, so that ain't happening.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 24, 2017 10:10 AM (le7jz)
But if that one thin tube on the desk is supposed to be a mercury barometer, then they're smack dab in the granddaddy of all low pressure systems.....
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 24, 2017 10:10 AM (wtvvX)
"Diabolical narcissism," where they want to sandblast the child's soul to mirror their own spiritual desert. Posted by: Mary Poppins
Obama (at 19) wrote a poem about "Pop" (commie Frank M Davis) and the shared stains on their shorts. (or pop wrote it for him maybe). Add in pedophile island and Podesta child abuse artwork and we have many indications of an epidemic.
It parallels the left's political philosophy of total control over the citizenry, and especially their desire to "groom" all the children to be submissive to their PC religion, including a lot of dirty little secrets.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2017 10:11 AM (YMJtx)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 10:11 AM (BB1en)
The left can off themselves afaic.
We need to somehow let the right know that to go wobbly will cost them hugely.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 10:12 AM (WFe5M)
Posted by: willow at February 24, 2017 10:12 AM (R7cwD)
"In other news, Susan Collins, worthless Maine whore, says she is 'open' to subpoenaing Trump's taxes. "
Uh, on what basis? That emoluments eyewash?
No. Scary Russia:
http://tinyurl.com/zoqmzlm
Mister, we could use a man like Preston Brooks again.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 10:07 AM (X6fMO)
I think a thinly veiled threat to any senator proposing to do this should suffice. There are enough skeletons in each of their closets that would prove to be embarrassing/hypocritical, don't you think?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 24, 2017 10:12 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 10:12 AM (BB1en)
Well that will good for my business
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Something I never realized is that every day your teeth grow. The teeth from a skeleton can be photographed under an electron microscope and actually counted to determine age.
Do you ever get patients who want a little taken off to disguise age?
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 10:12 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Lt. Whorf at February 24, 2017 10:13 AM (W8bn5)
French Voters Call On Obama To Run For President To "Give French People Hope"
Oh please, oh please, oh please ... unfortunately, my guess is there aren't enough golf courses over in France to interest him.
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2017 10:13 AM (mt8X9)
No. Keep the mortgage and invest the cash in something else that pays more than the interest you're paying.
Money is cheap right now. Take advantage of it.
Never be afraid of debt if you're using it properly.
Posted by: jwest at February 24, 2017 10:13 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2017 10:11 AM (YMJtx)
Pretty sure I don't want to know.
Posted by: BignJames at February 24, 2017 10:14 AM (x9c8r)
Wait, Insomniac and willow are having a tickle fight?
___________________________
That's so hot...
Posted by: Paris Hilton at February 24, 2017 10:14 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2017 10:14 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2017 10:15 AM (flUys)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 10:12 AM (BB1en)
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Putin has hacked the climate again ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2017 10:15 AM (mt8X9)
Posted by: willow at February 24, 2017 10:15 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 24, 2017 10:15 AM (+tRIN)
"Diabolical narcissism," where they want to sandblast the child's soul to mirror their own spiritual desert. Posted by: Mary Poppins
This. It's one area where the death penalty is handed out much less often than it should be. If I was on a jury deciding the case of a parent who had taken the law into his own hands and killed one of these guys (happens every now and then) I would absolutely be a force for jury nullification, and let the guy walk.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 10:15 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Lt. Whorf at February 24, 2017 10:13 AM (W8bn5)
I thought it was a style of coffee.
Posted by: BignJames at February 24, 2017 10:15 AM (x9c8r)
The only caveat that I would give that I would give for any President, is we don't know what actions they may take in the future that may be a basis for impeachment. They've got nothing on Trump right now.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 10:15 AM (ODaO0)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 24, 2017 10:10 AM (le7jz)
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The activist left getting worked up about impeachment is as realistic as some of us were about impeaching Obama.
It's never going to happen, but they'll dispirit themselves when it doesn't.
I'm thinking we should encourage the thought somehow...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 10:16 AM (EvBgT)
But uncool about Trump?
Posted by: Him at February 24, 2017 10:16 AM (hybN8)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 24, 2017 10:10 AM (le7jz)
Think I'm gonna' save this one ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 10:16 AM (FVvBL)
"Diabolical narcissism," where they want to sandblast the child's soul to mirror their own spiritual desert. Posted by: Mary Poppins
This. It's one area where the death penalty is handed out much less often than it should be. If I was on a jury deciding the case of a parent who had taken the law into his own hands and killed one of these guys (happens every now and then) I would absolutely be a force for jury nullification, and let the guy walk.
Posted by: Tom Servo
We put dogs down that attack kids. Why not pedos?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 10:16 AM (WFe5M)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2017 10:17 AM (flUys)
Posted by: josephistan at February 24, 2017 10:17 AM (7HtZB)
39 in Phoenix? HA! Gonna be sunny and 80 degrees again here in Texas today.
(hey, I grew up in Phoenix, you better take all a that 39 degree weather when you can get it, it ain't hangin' around long)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 10:17 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 10:17 AM (ZFUt7)
permanently. (try washing that stuff out)
Posted by: willow at February 24, 2017 10:10 AM (R7cwD)
Waste of food. Pillow fight?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:18 AM (0mRoj)
WikiLeaks well.. I heard you applauding that when it was against Bush ?
how did you feel about snowden?
finding out about nsa?
Posted by: willow at February 24, 2017 10:18 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 10:17 AM (ZFUt7)
"They're chanting Jew-S-A!"
Posted by: This is CNN at February 24, 2017 10:18 AM (7HtZB)
I'm thinking we should encourage the thought somehow...
Down the street. Not across the tracks?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 10:18 AM (WFe5M)
39 in Phoenix? HA! Gonna be sunny and 80 degrees again here in Texas today.
(hey, I grew up in Phoenix, you better take all a that 39 degree weather when you can get it, it ain't hangin' around long)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 10:17 AM (V2Yro)
Yeah, we are...hell is just around the corner. Where in Texas? TS? Do you like it?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 10:19 AM (BB1en)
The only caveat that I would give that I would give for any President, is we don't know what actions they may take in the future that may be a basis for impeachment. They've got nothing on Trump right now.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 10:15 AM (ODaO0)
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I don't think we'll see a president go through impeachment for at least a couple of generations for 2 reasons:
1) Republicans got hurt badly when they did it to Clinton, resulting in a backlash that made Clinton more popular than before.
and
2) Impeachment kind of sucks as a measure to keep government officials in check. It's sucked since the founding. It's only actually worked once at the presidential level and probably shouldn't have at the time (the little I've read of Johnson indicates that he got railroaded), and it's done nothing to reign in unconstitutional power grabs.
If impeachment was a good tool, FDR would have been impeached.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 10:19 AM (EvBgT)
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2017 10:19 AM (nNdYv)
Posted by: willow at February 24, 2017 10:19 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 10:17 AM (ZFUt7)
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The man knows how to work a room of people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 10:19 AM (EvBgT)
Posted by: BignJames at February 24, 2017 10:15 AM (x9c8r)
Yes. It is also known as "espresoj"
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2017 10:19 AM (XMCn6)
Posted by: old codger at February 24, 2017 10:20 AM (fpd99)
That reminds me of the probably apocryphal story of a fellow who bought a barometer one day in 1933 and, when he got it home, it was as low as could be and no amount of shaking would move the needle. The barometer insisted a hurricane was on the way.
So the fellow took the barometer back to the shop and asked for a refund.
When he got home, the hurricane had blown his house away.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 10:20 AM (X6fMO)
Huma!! Check on this guy!!
Posted by: Him at February 24, 2017 10:16 AM (hybN
Are we still paying him or is this one a freebie?
*hic*
Posted by: Paris Hilton at February 24, 2017 10:20 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Cicero
*****
Let me guess. Cicerosium?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 10:21 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 24, 2017 10:21 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: willow at February 24, 2017 10:21 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: willow at February 24, 2017 10:19 AM (R7cwD)
*cracks knuckles*
Fair warning, I was first runner-up in the Tri-County Food Fighting Championship back in '93. That rigatoni didn't stand a chance.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:22 AM (0mRoj)
And 200 years later we got this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTlM6OBRc8w
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 24, 2017 10:23 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: willow at February 24, 2017 10:19 AM (R7cwD)
**Spock eyebrow**
For some reason, I did not think willow was married.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 10:23 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: willow at February 24, 2017 10:23 AM (R7cwD)
Market is bubble as I see it, even though Trump is doing pro-market stuff. But I never thought they could go zero interest and QE for so long, and have been wrong for 8 years plus on that.
You could sell half, or keep raising your mental sell signal (draw a trend line, when it breaks below, stick to plan and sell). With inflated currency, house debt not so bad, unless you are overextended in an inflated RE market. But the peace of no debt has value as well.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2017 10:23 AM (YMJtx)
Disagree in that the Dems still looking for payback for Clinton and they are not concerned about backlash because they have their MSM propaganda machine. If they had control of the House they would be putting together impeachment papers to be filed yesterday .
Regard to FDR, again it depends on who controls the House,
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 10:23 AM (ODaO0)
Hell is all around us and within us.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:23 AM (0mRoj)
anyway you guys have a good day, cheers spirits up!
Posted by: willow at February 24, 2017 10:24 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Mary Poppins'
Yeah. She is. Totally crushed me.
That, and the fact I'm married. But still.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 10:24 AM (WFe5M)
According to Wiki, he was a bit of a curmudgeon but not without humor. His painting of Eros and Psyche has a smirking Eros rising from the bed while Psyche is asleep and looking VERY satisfied.
Thanks, CBD, as always for these wonderful and intriguing art threads.
Posted by: JTB at February 24, 2017 10:25 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2017 10:25 AM (fDdVG)
Disagree in that the Dems still looking for payback for Clinton and they are not concerned about backlash because they have their MSM propaganda machine. If they had control of the House they would be putting together impeachment papers to be filed yesterday .
Regard to FDR, again it depends on who controls the House,
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 10:23 AM (ODaO0)
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What's the threshold on a conviction? 2/3 of the Senate?
And why would they want revenge? Because it made Clinton more beloved?
Of course...they do seem to be less than rational, especially now...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 10:26 AM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Setnaffa at February 24, 2017 10:26 AM (p7G3y)
anyway you guys have a good day, cheers spirits up!
Posted by: willow at February 24, 2017 10:24 AM (R7cwD)
I'll see if I can find a paint-scraper to get my spirits up...
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:26 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: lindarising schadenbutton! at February 24, 2017 10:26 AM (JNDQi)
Antoine is looking up the old B&C and saying, I'm trying to write a letter to my mistress, do you mind?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2017 10:26 AM (493sH)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2017 10:26 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Rothko at February 24, 2017 10:27 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at February 24, 2017 10:28 AM (uXwvt)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 24, 2017 10:28 AM (gbWkA)
Trump wrapping up with strong pro first amendment argument while attacking fake news.
Conservative values. American flag.
Another standing ovation.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 10:28 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 24, 2017 10:28 AM (gbWkA)
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"Bring me all the heads in the Vendee!"
-Robespierre
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 10:28 AM (EvBgT)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 10:28 AM (RD7QR)
They didn't get around to cutting his mike in time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 10:28 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 24, 2017 10:28 AM (gbWkA)
Who doesn't want head?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:29 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2017 10:29 AM (IqV8l)
http://tinyurl.com/jk7la46
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2017 10:29 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 10:29 AM (BB1en)
Conservative values. American flag.
Another standing ovation.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 10:28 AM (ZFUt7)
MFM heads exploding everywhere
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2017 10:29 AM (493sH)
Sick burn, man."
He's doing Stupid Proggie Trick #17: remove all relevant details to a comparison, find a superficial similarity, and scream double standard.
Naturally #17a is: add extra meaningless detail to two similar situations, and scream nuance when the double standard is pointed out.
Posted by: Sporkatus at February 24, 2017 10:30 AM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Antoine Lavoisier at February 24, 2017 10:30 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: WisRich at February 24, 2017 10:30 AM (hdpay)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 10:29 AM (BB1en)
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I'm pretty sure it's because you keep eating members of the Horde.
Tsk, tsk, tsk...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 10:30 AM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 10:29 AM (BB1en)
The fat lady sang
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2017 10:30 AM (493sH)
I'm calling it ... Trump either resigns in first term or is impeached
and loses Senate vote with at least 1/3 of Republicans voting guilty.
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Did I miss the part where the House--dominated by the Republicans--votes in favor of the charges?
And the part where "grab them by the pussy" was NOT the worst thing the left has found in his past? But, they kept their powder dry for AFTER he was elected?
Oh fuck it. Why am I even discussing this stupidity?
Posted by: RoyalOil at February 24, 2017 10:30 AM (AmMfi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 10:30 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2017 10:30 AM (KlI/a)
Posted by: WisRich at February 24, 2017 10:30 AM (hdpay)
That and being a whore, and a cheap one at that.
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 10:31 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 10:29 AM (BB1en)
The fat lady sang
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2017 10:30 AM (493sH)
You mean Pixy?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 10:31 AM (BB1en)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 10:29 AM (BB1en)
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Look, we'd send over another technician, but you ate the last one so...
Posted by: Geek Squad at February 24, 2017 10:31 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2017 10:31 AM (fDdVG)
That, and the fact I'm married. But still.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 10:24 AM (WFe5M)
The best ones are always taken. Because they are the best ones.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 10:31 AM (X6fMO)
"I've never understood how anyone, ever could consider "pouffy"/"big
hair"/"bouffant" hairstyles on women attractive. It always looks so ugly
to me, no matter how lovely the face. Natural, straight hair is best,
sexiest.
If you want to see the worst offender with regards to big hair, just do an image search on "Jan Crouch"."
Or my high-school yearbooks circa '64-'66. Ratted - bouffant for girls, still lots of DAs on guys.
Posted by: geoffb5 at February 24, 2017 10:32 AM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 10:29 AM (BB1en)
Make sure you're not browsing in stealth mode. Switch to another browser to be sure.
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 10:32 AM (RD7QR)
Here's why I think you will ...
1 - We haven't seen a President with less support from his own party.
2 - We haven't seen a Federal Govt more emboldened.
There are significant portions of the GOP that want Trump gone. They'll give up the White House if necessary. They'll give up House and Senate majorities if necessary.
Trump will face a primary challenge in 2020 ... and I'm sure there are plenty of GOP players that would like to move on him sooner than that ... with evidence cheerfully supplied by threatened Federal Agencies ... all covered by a deeply concerned media.
How would McCain vote ? Graham ? Collins ? Murkowski ? Corker ? I'm putting them down for a Guilty right now.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 10:32 AM (FVvBL)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 10:29 AM (BB1en)
Do I look like Kim Kommando?
Posted by: Killerdog at February 24, 2017 10:32 AM (o/A0v)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 10:29 AM (BB1en)
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Look, we'd send over another technician, but you ate the last one so...
Posted by: Geek Squad at February 24, 2017 10:31 AM (kTF2Z)
Lol. Yeah well dont fatten them up then.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 10:32 AM (BB1en)
And the part where "grab them by the pussy" was NOT the worst thing the left has found in his past? But, they kept their powder dry for AFTER he was elected?
Oh fuck it. Why am I even discussing this stupidity?
Posted by: RoyalOil at February 24, 2017 10:30 AM (AmMfi)
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Paul Ryan's primary concern is the health of the Republican Party (it really should be the health of the country, but there you have it).
He's not going to suddenly blow it up unless Trump does something so bad that the caucus is screaming for it.
I don't know what that "so bad" would be, but I think it would need to be on par with shooting someone on 5th avenue, and even then it might not be enough.
It's not a judgment, on my part, just a read of the reality of party politics in the 21st century.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 10:32 AM (EvBgT)
BTW I'm banned on my laptop again. Someone said it might be my browser, Opera. Anyone know why?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Are you using the VPN?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2017 10:32 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Antoine Lavoisier at February 24, 2017 10:33 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 24, 2017 10:33 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2017 10:33 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 10:29 AM (BB1en)
Do I look like Kim Kommando?
Posted by: Killerdog at February 24, 2017 10:32 AM (o/A0v)
A little voice in my head said 'don't do it...dont ask the horde.'
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 10:34 AM (BB1en)
Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2017 10:34 AM (r/0kC)
That, and the fact I'm married. But still.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 10:24 AM (WFe5M)
The best ones are always taken. Because they are the best ones.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 10:31 AM (X6fMO)
Even the good, fair and average ones. Leaving the psychos, backstabbers and emotionally unstable for people like me.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:34 AM (0mRoj)
There are significant portions of the GOP that want Trump gone. They'll give up the White House if necessary. They'll give up House and Senate majorities if necessary.
Trump will face a primary challenge in 2020 ... and I'm sure there are plenty of GOP players that would like to move on him sooner than that ... with evidence cheerfully supplied by threatened Federal Agencies ... all covered by a deeply concerned media.
How would McCain vote ? Graham ? Collins ? Murkowski ? Corker ? I'm putting them down for a Guilty right now.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 10:32 AM (FVvBL)
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What's your bar for "primary challenger"?
Joe Bob state representative from New Hampshire?
Sitting senator/governor?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 10:34 AM (EvBgT)
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2017 10:34 AM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Antoine Lavoisier
******
I think you meant:
Oxygen - une limerique
Respirez. Respirez in le aire.
Ne pas etre afraid to care.
Venez! Mais
ne venez pas moi.
Vois around, choisir votre own terre.
Posted by: Antoine Lavoisier
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 10:34 AM (wPiJc)
It has to get through the House before it can get to those people you named.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 10:35 AM (ODaO0)
She did survive the revolution, remained absolutely devoted to him, and was the one who eventually gathered all of his papers and published them, cementing his historical standing in the field of chemical science.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 10:35 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2017 10:35 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2017 10:35 AM (9MVvY)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2017 10:36 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 24, 2017 10:36 AM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 10:36 AM (BB1en)
He's absolutely convinced that Jeb Bush will win this time, propelled by the nationwide enthusiasm for a Carbon Tax and Open Borders.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 10:36 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 10:36 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 24, 2017 10:37 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 24, 2017 10:37 AM (9krrF)
It has to get through the House before it can get to those people you named.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 10:35 AM (ODaO0)
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Plus...you'd need almost 20 Republican senators to vote to convict, not 4 or 5.
It's a 2/3 majority in the Senate to convict.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 10:37 AM (EvBgT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2017 10:37 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2017 10:36 AM (kTF2Z)
"I'm going to pick a fight"
- Trumpheart
Posted by: josephistan at February 24, 2017 10:38 AM (7HtZB)
And she just said: Where are the f'n trees? This is supposed to be a painting, and there are no trees. Why do you keep calling it a painting when there are no trees? Why do I have to remind you about the trees all the time? Is it so difficult? It makes me feel like you don't care. It is so upsetting.
He's looking at her thinking Oh Shit. Here come the tears. Jeez I hate this....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 24, 2017 10:38 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 10:38 AM (V2Yro)
Trump says let Obama care implode. But not going to do it.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 10:36 AM (ZFUt7)
Say what? Can you provide some context?
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 10:39 AM (RD7QR)
I guess he's trying to ratchet down the rhetoric a little.
Posted by: WisRich at February 24, 2017 10:40 AM (hdpay)
Or the Bane mask. "Now's not the time for fear. That comes later."
Posted by: General Zod at February 24, 2017 10:40 AM (Bdeb0)
Ran a program that "cleaned up" my computer -- did not fix the problems I'm having with it, but it took out my browser cookies, including Ace's, so I'm just posting this to re-set the name/email/url cookie.
Carry on. Nothing to see here. Really.
Posted by: mindful webworker - technically squeaking at February 24, 2017 10:40 AM (gB+8C)
Bullshit.
Obviously written by some ugly democrat.
Posted by: jwest at February 24, 2017 10:41 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2017 10:41 AM (kTF2Z)
He said easiest thing to do is let it fail. Within two years the democrats will be begging him to do something.
But then he said he's not going to do nothing.
Pretty vague. Sorry, but that's Trump.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 10:42 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 10:35 AM (ODaO0)
You think thirty Republicans wouldn't flip ? Right now ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 10:42 AM (FVvBL)
Posted by: buzzion
So he's the P.O.S. responsible for all those deaths on the Hindenburg?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 10:42 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 24, 2017 10:43 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 10:39 AM (RD7QR)
it's about to implode in 2 years, it would be politically smart to allow that because then the donks would come begging to gop to come up with an alternate;
DJT says that would be good politically but not for the American people.
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2017 10:43 AM (nNdYv)
Mutually Assured Destruction.
Trump knows that he has to act within certain bounds to keep the GOP Congress on-side, and so far he is definitely doing so.
The GOP Congress recognizes, I think, that as long as he stays within those bounds any attempt to act against him will result in their being murdered on the steps of their office. Maybe literally so.
Any move to act against Trump absent clear evidence of a serious crime on his part destroys the GOP and maybe kills people. Period.
Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2017 10:43 AM (TppKb)
I'm going to be quite direct here.
You need to go for some medication for depression and therapy. If you cannot afford t, you know how to contact me and with your permission will set up a go fund me thing or something. I realize this being without a job is very depressing and disheartening, but every day you're one here you post more dire sounding messages. NOBODY here wants to go what we went through with the fellow (Jofftey) who took his own life, and neither do the four children/teens who are closest to you.
Also, did you apply for Unemployment and/or look for something in a temp agency?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2017 10:43 AM (fDdVG)
And
the part where "grab them by the pussy" was NOT the worst thing the
left has found in his past? But, they kept their powder dry for AFTER he
was elected?
Oh fuck it. Why am I even discussing this stupidity?
.
.
.
.Some people still believe that Tom Arnold has those unedited tapes from the Apprentice series with even worse stuff on them.
Trust me if there was anything out there it would have been running on CNN 24/7.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 24, 2017 10:43 AM (le7jz)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 10:43 AM (BB1en)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 24, 2017 10:44 AM (UOJLJ)
He said easiest thing to do is let it fail. Within two years the democrats will be begging him to do something.
Begging for "single payer" most likely.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2017 10:44 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 10:32 AM (FVvBL)
Fine by me, we all need a little armed civilian uprising every 250 years or so. Bring it on
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2017 10:44 AM (KlI/a)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 24, 2017 10:44 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 10:35 AM (ODaO0)
You think thirty Republicans wouldn't flip ? Right now ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 10:42 AM (FVvBL)
====================
If there were 30 who would flip, Democrats would have pushed for the impeachment already, just to assuage their base.
I know there's a general negative feeling in regards to the GOP around here, but insisting the they're so dumb that they're willing to literally turn force the party from ascendancy to backwoods wilderness party just because they don't like Trump seems to be taking it too far.
Making the best of Trump is their key to power. He'll be gone in 4-8 years, but these Congress critters will be around forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 10:45 AM (EvBgT)
Remember the CNN gigapixel picture of the Trump inauguration? The zoomable image.
It was on a CNN page, and there is still a link.
But the picture seems to be gone.
Is it gone for everyone or just me?
Posted by: navybrat at February 24, 2017 10:45 AM (w7KSn)
I wish Trump had some structure to his speeches. Not to Obama teleprompter level. It just comes across as disjointed.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 10:45 AM (ZFUt7)
Over / under on every fucking Democrat yelling "you lie!" at him?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 10:46 AM (X6fMO)
Some people still believe that Tom Arnold has those unedited tapes from the Apprentice series with even worse stuff on them.
They're in a vault with the Khalidi tapes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2017 10:46 AM (IqV8l)
Based on the facts right now, I don't think you could get two GOP representatives to vote for impeachment .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 10:46 AM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:34 AM (0mRoj)
Is that a come on?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 24, 2017 10:47 AM (CPk08)
Another standing ovation.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 10:47 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 24, 2017 10:47 AM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2017 10:48 AM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 10:48 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:34 AM (0mRoj)
Is that a come on?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 24, 2017 10:47 AM (CPk0
Not really, no.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:48 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 24, 2017 10:47 AM (UOJLJ)
======================
"People are cheering for Trump! I should use this opportunity to continue the circular firing squad!"
Learn to take a victory, people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 10:48 AM (EvBgT)
And is into black nylons.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2017 10:48 AM (yL25O)
Based on the facts right now, I don't think you could get two GOP representatives to vote for impeachment .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
Do it and they'll get that hot civil war they are itching for.
Unfortunately for them, they won't be able to control it and their gated communities won't slow it down.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 10:49 AM (WFe5M)
*******
Reminds me of the old Tom Swiftie jokes.
"What is our relationship lacking?"
"We need more chemistry," Antoine retorted.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 10:49 AM (wPiJc)
Also, the painting is beautiful.
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 24, 2017 10:49 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: navybrat at February 24, 2017 10:49 AM (w7KSn)
He's absolutely convinced that Jeb Bush will win this time, propelled by the nationwide enthusiasm for a Carbon Tax and Open Borders.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 10:36 AM (V2Yro)
Oh yeah ... 'cause I'm a HUGE Jeb! guy. If I only had a nickel for every time I've tried to show you gun packin', bible clutchin', sister humpin' rubes that we need another Bush (living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy) in the White House.
No ... it'll be somebody loyal to the Party and wedded to the "way things are supposed to be done". And we'll have many, many more super-delegates next time. This shit is too important to be trusted to us hicks.
Paul Ryan would do it. But I don't think it'll come to that ... if Pence is willing to play ball, they'll remove Trump.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 10:49 AM (FVvBL)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:48 AM (0mRoj)
As an emotionally unstable psycho backstabber, I must say I'm offended.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 24, 2017 10:49 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 10:49 AM (wPiJc)
"I agree," Antoine replied morosely.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 10:50 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:48 AM (0mRoj)
As an emotionally unstable psycho backstabber, I must say I'm offended.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 24, 2017 10:49 AM (CPk0
Well, I was also operating under the assumption that you're a dude, so...
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:50 AM (0mRoj)
No ... it'll be somebody loyal to the Party and wedded to the "way things are supposed to be done". And we'll have many, many more super-delegates next time. This shit is too important to be trusted to us hicks.
Paul Ryan would do it. But I don't think it'll come to that ... if Pence is willing to play ball, they'll remove Trump.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 10:49 AM (FVvBL)
====================
What if you're wrong?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 10:50 AM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 24, 2017 10:51 AM (Sz9ka)
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2017 10:51 AM (nNdYv)
Three standing O's in one speech so far vs how many for Obola ever?
I'll take disjointed.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 10:51 AM (WFe5M)
Be careful around those lab burners in that dress.
Posted by: BignJames at February 24, 2017 09:32 AM (x9c8r)
Yeah, his wife should be careful too!
Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 24, 2017 10:51 AM (1zARK)
This is about me, isn't it.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:51 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:50 AM (0mRoj)
I am, and heterosexual too. What part of "emotionally unstable" is unclear to you?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 24, 2017 10:51 AM (CPk08)
I need it to win a bet with my wife.
Maybe I should just let her win. LOL!
Posted by: navybrat at February 24, 2017 10:51 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 24, 2017 10:52 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 24, 2017 10:51 AM (CPk0
Riiiight.
*backs away slowly*
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:52 AM (0mRoj)
Paul Ryan would do it. But I don't think it'll come to that ... if Pence is willing to play ball, they'll remove Trump.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 10:49 AM (FVvBL)
????
And you think Pence is a rat fuck traitor with nor loyalties and morality?????
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2017 10:53 AM (KlI/a)
*backs away slowly*
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:52 AM (0mRoj)
Fascist.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 24, 2017 10:53 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Michael Jackson at February 24, 2017 10:53 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 10:53 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 24, 2017 10:54 AM (gbWkA)
You have a slightly loose cannon President wih reasonably solid favorability numbers and the most capable (on paper at least) and conservative Cabinet since...well, ever.
Right now this is fucking dreamland, no one could have predicted this.
Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2017 10:54 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2017 10:54 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:50 AM (0mRoj)
I am, and heterosexual too. What part of "emotionally unstable" is unclear to you?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 24, 2017 10:51 AM (CPk0
Shouldn't there be '70s wocka-chicka music for this conversation?
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 10:54 AM (RD7QR)
But I'm pretty sure... you're fucked.
-Trumpheart
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 24, 2017 10:54 AM (xeeHA)
The lesbian cylon Hillary Clinton will never be president.
Posted by: General Zod at February 24, 2017 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2017 10:54 AM (kTF2Z)
======================
"I'd rather have a president that loves poor people half a world away more than Americans."
-Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 10:55 AM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2017 10:53 AM (KlI/a)
====================
I watched Mike Pence's C-PAC speech last night. One of the best political speeches I have ever heard. And solidly pro-Trump.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 24, 2017 10:55 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:50 AM (0mRoj)
I am, and heterosexual too. What part of "emotionally unstable" is unclear to you?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 24, 2017 10:51 AM (CPk0
Shouldn't there be '70s wocka-chicka music for this conversation?
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 10:54 AM (RD7QR)
The way this is going, more like the theme from "Oz."
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:55 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2017 10:56 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 10:49 AM (wPiJc)
311
"I agree," Antoine replied morosely.
Posted by: Muldoon
I'm too drunk. Took me a while to get that one.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 10:56 AM (W8bn5)
Tax relief = eliminate tax. Do it. Get it done, already!
Posted by: Fritz at February 24, 2017 10:56 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 24, 2017 10:55 AM (bpfzP)
=====================
Apparently, it's all cover so that he can backstab the president, fracture the entire party, and hand governance over to Democrats.
Or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 10:56 AM (EvBgT)
every time I've tried to show you gun packin', bible clutchin', sister
humpin' rubes that we need another Bush (living proof that God loves us
and wants us to be happy) in the White House.
No ... it'll be somebody loyal to the Party and wedded to the "way
things are supposed to be done". And we'll have many, many more
super-delegates next time. This shit is too important to be trusted to
us hicks.
Paul Ryan would do it. But I don't think it'll come to that ... if Pence is willing to play ball, they'll remove Trump.
.
.
.Something about "if you come at the King, you had better not miss" comes to mind after reading your statement.
There is no way the GOPe would be willing to generate a blatant Constitutional crises over Trump, let alone an actual shooting Civil War which would be a possibility if they did what you claim they are going to do.
Plus there are no Super Delegates in the GOP.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 24, 2017 10:57 AM (le7jz)
*
*
The names translate to "acid-creator" (though that's not always true) and "water-creator," respectively.
(Not a chemist, though I was married to one once)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2017 10:57 AM (9MVvY)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 10:51 AM (WFe5M)
His stream of consciousness method connects with the people.
When he finds his rhythm, he starts hitting them out of the park.
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2017 10:57 AM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 10:57 AM (X6fMO)
the president, fracture the entire party, and hand governance over to
Democrats.
Or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 10:56 AM (EvBgT)
====================
Well, if that is so, then Pence is the greatest actor since Tom Selleck.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 24, 2017 10:57 AM (bpfzP)
"I agree," Antoine replied morosely.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 10:50 AM (wPiJc)
"In its next incarnation, it will be," she promised.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:58 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 24, 2017 10:55 AM (bpfzP)
=====================
Apparently, it's all cover so that he can backstab the president, fracture the entire party, and hand governance over to Democrats.
Or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 10:56 AM (EvBgT)
You've got to watch those Midwesterners. One moment it's all laconic and polite and the next moment they're sticking the dagger in.
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 10:58 AM (RD7QR)
Maybe I should just let her win. LOL!
Posted by: navybrat
*******
Heh. My wife bet me $50 yesterday that I couldn't make it through a mandatory 2-3 hour training module for work (Medicare/Medicaid billing rules) session without uttering an obscenity.
I won, technically, but only because I was able to mutter them under my breath instead of out loud. My tongue was bleeding. I'm not going to insist that she pay up.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 10:58 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2017 10:58 AM (VdICR)
"This request arose from nowhere!" - Mr. L
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 10:58 AM (NOIQH)
Disagree in that the Dems still looking for payback for Clinton and they are not concerned about backlash because they have their MSM propaganda machine. If they had control of the House they would be putting together impeachment papers to be filed yesterday .
Regard to FDR, again it depends on who controls the House,
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 10:23 AM (ODaO0)
So why didn't they impeach Bush, right after Clinton? Especially when they had the WMD 'evidence" and the Dems controlled the House and Senate in the last two years of Bush's presidency.
Posted by: Jen at February 24, 2017 10:58 AM (cWhln)
Disregarding the difference in degree, was there much different in the "burn the witch" reaction to the Asteroid-Rocket guy wearing the sexy pistol-toting girls shirt and Jacobins vs. Lavoisier?
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 24, 2017 10:58 AM (YQ4mh)
=======================
Oh for the love of pete. Take your meds.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 24, 2017 10:59 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 10:50 AM (EvBgT)
Doesn't matter either way. Right or wrong ... the people that need to believe everything will work out fine will keep on believin'. I'll keep stocking ammo regardless.
Believe what you want. Doesn't matter to me.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 10:59 AM (FVvBL)
"I agree," Antoine replied morosely.
Posted by: Muldoon
Do you maintain lists of puns that occur to you over time so that you can use them in comments as the opportunity arises, or did that just occur to you on the fly? Be honest.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 10:59 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 10:59 AM (RD7QR)
Well, if that is so, then Pence is the greatest actor since Tom Selleck.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 24, 2017 10:57 AM (bpfzP)
======================
He's one step from the presidency, and he's going to destroy any chance of becoming an effective one by taking down Trump, the leader of his party!
It's like he looked over the entire history of the presidency and picked John Tyler as his role model.
Or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 10:59 AM (EvBgT)
Johnny McCain is not yet satisfied with the mass of his stinking nest egg.
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 24, 2017 11:00 AM (qU2ch)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2017 11:00 AM (yL25O)
Please correct me, oh great Horde, but I seem to recall that the wife was a scientist in her own right, which is how they initially got together.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 24, 2017 11:00 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2017 11:01 AM (nNdYv)
I told you the Fake News would come out with fake polls, and I was right.
They just published new fake polls that supposebly show obamacare "at all time high."
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 24, 2017 11:01 AM (P0DTV)
they had the WMD 'evidence" and the Dems controlled the House and Senate
in the last two years of Bush's presidency.
.
.
.Because a metric A$$ ton of Dem Senators voted to go to war based on the very same intel Bush had, including clinton.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 24, 2017 11:01 AM (le7jz)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2017 11:00 AM (yL25O)
Coffee and exhaustion do strange things to a body.
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 11:01 AM (RD7QR)
Doesn't matter either way. Right or wrong ... the people that need to believe everything will work out fine will keep on believin'. I'll keep stocking ammo regardless.
Believe what you want. Doesn't matter to me.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 10:59 AM (FVvBL)
====================
There's a difference between believing that entire GOP isn't out to destroy Trump and thinking that everything's gonna be just fine.
I think you might have a case of GOPeDS, GOPe Derangement Syndrome.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 11:01 AM (EvBgT)
Please correct me, oh great Horde, but I seem to recall that the wife was a scientist in her own right, which is how they initially got together.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 24, 2017 11:00 AM (MIKMs)
They had great chemistry.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 11:01 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 24, 2017 11:01 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Windmonarch at February 24, 2017 11:02 AM (xamKk)
These fake polls will work on the Republicans. It doesn't take much to spook the Republican cowards.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 24, 2017 11:02 AM (P0DTV)
None of you are watching the cpap address??
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 24, 2017 11:02 AM (P0DTV)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 24, 2017 09:36 AM (9krrF)
No, the metric system is actually quite useful. Try doing fluid mechanics in Imperial units, it be a bitch.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 24, 2017 11:03 AM (YQ4mh)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at February 24, 2017 11:03 AM (BB1en)
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 24, 2017 11:03 AM (qU2ch)
None of you are watching the cpap address??
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 24, 2017 11:02 AM (P0DTV)
The Internet of things is getting out of hand.
(A little geek humor there.)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 11:03 AM (RD7QR)
Yes they have been building up to that....
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 11:03 AM (O2RFr)
And Pres. Trump goes out to You Can't Always Get What You Want.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2017 11:03 AM (493sH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2017 11:03 AM (fDdVG)
None of you are watching the cpap address??
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 24, 2017 11:02 AM (P0DTV)
I am. Very pleased. DJT talks about Christian God as though he really believes.
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2017 11:04 AM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 24, 2017 11:04 AM (UOJLJ)
.
Because a metric A$$ ton of Dem Senators voted to go to war based on the very same intel Bush had, including clinton.
Would have been real easy to scream "We waz lied to! Impeach him!"
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 11:04 AM (WFe5M)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
******
It's probably about an 80/20 mix. Most just pop into my head and I try to make a construct that fits in the context of the thread. I do have a large stockpile from a life of wasted oppor-pun-ities that I trot out when they seem fitting.
The Tom Swifties were a "thing" back in some other decade. The lackadaisical and morose ones are recycled old material.
"That's sodomy," Tom exclaimed half in earnest.
is the prototype.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 11:05 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 24, 2017 11:06 AM (bpfzP)
remember:
one of the lines in that song, and the POINT of the song is:
...But if you try sometime you find
You get what you need
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 24, 2017 11:06 AM (P0DTV)
Posted by: Jen at February 24, 2017 11:06 AM (cWhln)
Ends with, 'You can't always get what you want' theme song again.
What I wanted:
End of ACA mandate ... check
Supreme Court composition not in HRC hands... check
I'm good. So far.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 11:06 AM (ZFUt7)
Mum's the word, Muldoon.
Remember, Tulips sink ships.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, waiting for pitchers and catchers to report at February 24, 2017 11:06 AM (1aMQH)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 24, 2017 11:04 AM (UOJLJ)
=================
On his own? No. But Trump has him backed into a corner, so I'm leaning Yes.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 24, 2017 11:07 AM (bpfzP)
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And burn their inside moles? Impeachment would involve a lot of transparency, so to speak.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 24, 2017 11:07 AM (MIKMs)
Yeah. Ol' Earnest wasn't too happy Tom was in there.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 11:07 AM (WFe5M)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 24, 2017 11:07 AM (9krrF)
remember:
one of the lines in that song, and the POINT of the song is:
...But if you try sometime you find
You get what you need
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 24, 2017 11:06 AM (P0DTV)
Should be aimed at libs.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 11:07 AM (BB1en)
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 24, 2017 11:07 AM (Uy6ri)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 10:59 AM (FVvBL)
Yes it does.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2017 11:07 AM (VdICR)
The Jacobins and the Communists both thought, "We can create utopia based on rational principles, even if it means we must kill all regressives responsible for human misery up to this point".
But our current crop? They are naive imbeciles. What do we make of rabid antitrumpers (including suburban soccer moms) whose main cause is that they want to import terrorists and criminals in here? What do we make of Merkel? "Let us passively let ourselves be invaded by barbarian hordes so that we can be raped and subjugated and have all our progressive values shot to hell". I think our current crop of utopians is far more stupid and naive than previous iterations.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 11:07 AM (W8bn5)
We'll see. My guess, they'll go. Trump will pummel them regardless.
Posted by: WisRich at February 24, 2017 11:07 AM (hdpay)
Wasn't for a lack of trying. Besides not having the House when the issue was hot . The Senate was also 49 to 49 which factored in to House member decisions. Ironic that Trump was an advocate for impeachment and praised Peolsi for addressing the possibility.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 11:07 AM (ODaO0)
.
.
.They tangled themselves up in the "Bush is an idiot but he tricked us" net more than a few times and they found out it wasn't working.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 24, 2017 11:08 AM (le7jz)
*****
This is about me again, isn't it?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 11:08 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Jean at February 24, 2017 11:09 AM (zZb/S)
Think what you want. Doesn't make it so. You're no more the final word on this subject than any other, regardless what you may think.
Events will unfold and time will tell. I'm just making the easy assumption ... that the GOP will snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. It's a pretty solid bet.
And Pence ? He was the Indiana Gov after all, so I got to see him up close. Talks a pretty good game.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 11:09 AM (FVvBL)
Posted by: Jean at February 24, 2017 11:09 AM (zZb/S)
Promises were made. Mookowski is just fulfilling her side of the bargain.
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 11:11 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2017 11:11 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 11:07 AM (W8bn5)
Not as much stupid and naive as they are insane. Their policies are the political equivalent of hitting yourself on the head with a hammer to try to cure a headache.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 24, 2017 11:11 AM (X52ZZ)
Repeal and replace is a more sound strategy. Health care provision is an issue both Democrats and Republicans wanted to solve before Democrats stramtolled everyone with their big government plan. Now Obama has coerced millions into its grasp. You need to be skillful about how that's is done lest you own the resulting disaster. None of the previous bills were written with the idea Republicans would author the replacement.
Should they get off their asses and get it done? Yeah but it needs to be done thoughtfully and with planning.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2017 11:12 AM (F5sg8)
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Trump eyes Reagan halo at CPAC
Sure the Media Is Biased. But the Enemy? Not Quite.
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 24, 2017 11:12 AM (TixTl)
I won, technically, but only because I was able to mutter them under my breath instead of out loud. My tongue was bleeding. I'm not going to insist that she pay up.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 10:58 AM (wPiJc)
What do you do Muldoon? I spend each fucking day arguing with Medicare carriers...
Posted by: Timon at February 24, 2017 11:12 AM (27k1O)
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Oh for the love of pete. Take your meds.
Yep. if Pence ISN'T willing (which is in fact a much more rational assumption at this point) then Castles Made of Sand, Falls into the Sea, Immediately.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 11:12 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Jolly at February 24, 2017 11:12 AM (D03ZZ)
Posted by: Jean at February 24, 2017 11:09 AM (zZb/S)
They are unlikely to be the ones filling her coffers with money. Isn't she one of the Republicans that PP donated campaign money? You know, the federal money that taxpayers send to the government , then Obama sent to PP?
Posted by: Jen at February 24, 2017 11:12 AM (cWhln)
...But if you try sometime you find
You get what you need
He should play Street Fighting Man
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2017 11:11 AM (IqV8l)
Yes!!
Posted by: josephistan at February 24, 2017 11:12 AM (7HtZB)
- Milton Friedman
Pretty sure Trump groks this.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 24, 2017 11:12 AM (+tRIN)
Hillary Clinton will never be President.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 24, 2017 11:13 AM (xeeHA)
Think what you want. Doesn't make it so. You're no more the final word on this subject than any other, regardless what you may think.
Events will unfold and time will tell. I'm just making the easy assumption ... that the GOP will snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. It's a pretty solid bet.
And Pence ? He was the Indiana Gov after all, so I got to see him up close. Talks a pretty good game.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 11:09 AM (FVvBL)
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Again, if you're wrong, then what?
Will you admit it, or will it just become further proof that you're right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 11:13 AM (EvBgT)
The system worked better before Obamacare was implemented.
Here's another R word to consider.
Revert.
Repeal that destructive piece of **** bill and revert the law to what it was 1 second before the first part of it took effect.
THEN figure out how to improve the system.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 24, 2017 11:14 AM (X52ZZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2017 11:14 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 11:14 AM (NBHj5)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 11:14 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2017 11:12 AM (F5sg
People forget that Congress is not in session right now. They won't be back prowling the marble floors of the Capitol building until March.
Posted by: Jen at February 24, 2017 11:14 AM (cWhln)
You must mean the 7 vertically challenged LGBT heroes.
(we always knew they weren't hetero)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 11:15 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 24, 2017 11:07 AM (9krrF)
You ALWAYS say that when I start being honest about my FEELINGS. SHUT UP! You don't care about ME. I'm always "way too serious" for you. You're never serious! Everything isd just a big joke to you, isn't it. A BIG JOKE. WElll it ISn't a BIG JOke to ME! It'S MY liFe You'Re RUIniNG.
BAStard!
Posted by: Emotionally unstable psych Backstabber at February 24, 2017 11:15 AM (CPk08)
Here's another R word to consider.
Revert.
Repeal that destructive piece of **** bill and revert the law to what it was 1 second before the first part of it took effect.
THEN figure out how to improve the system.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 24, 2017 11:14 AM (X52ZZ)
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From a marketing standpoint, revert implies going backwards, not forwards.
It's negative, not positive.
A new word would be good, but I don't think Revert would have the effect that you might want.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 11:15 AM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 24, 2017 11:15 AM (gbWkA)
Believe what you want. Doesn't matter to me.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 10:59 AM (FVvBL)
What Zod believes matters to you. Kneel.
Posted by: General Zod at February 24, 2017 11:15 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 11:14 AM (O2RFr)
Coffee. Long week. February. Hangovers. General grumpiness. At least three of these apply to me.
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 11:15 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Timon
******
I'm in a peripherally healthcare-related field.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 11:15 AM (wPiJc)
CNBC - Trump says we will make America bigger, better, stronger. He better bring in Oscar Goldman
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2017 11:15 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Jean at February 24, 2017 11:09 AM (zZb/S)
They are unlikely to be the ones filling her coffers with money. Isn't she one of the Republicans that PP donated campaign money? You know, the federal money that taxpayers send to the government , then Obama sent to PP?
Posted by: Jen at
Sure she takes the baby killers cash, but those ANCs (Alaskan Native Corporations) are crooks and I'm sure they're dumping cash into her stockings too
Posted by: Jean at February 24, 2017 11:16 AM (zZb/S)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2017 11:16 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 24, 2017 11:17 AM (gbWkA)
I'll take disjointed.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 10:51 AM (WFe5M)
HAHA...pikers
Posted by: Obama's legion of fainters at February 24, 2017 11:17 AM (5Uq5D)
Neil deGrasse Tyson suggests naming newly-discovered planets after 'Seven Dwarfs'
Neil wants to be Emperor of Dopey.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2017 11:17 AM (IqV8l)
Yes, but does that mean that America will be able to play the acoustic guitar bionic-fast at the 1970s fireside lodge party apres-ski?
Posted by: General Zod at February 24, 2017 11:17 AM (Bdeb0)
Yep. if Pence ISN'T willing (which is in fact a much more rational assumption at this point) then Castles Made of Sand, Falls into the Sea, Immediately.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 11:12 AM (V2Yro)
We have a lot of fun mocking Keef and Larry O'Donnell at MSNBC - but this is their latest plan to unseat DJT:
they have been announcing to their listeners that the Vice President of the US, according to the Constitution - holds the key to removing a sitting president who has been deemed unfit.
The useful idiots who populate FB and the socials have taken this Crazypants Ball and run with it. That's why you're seeing fercockt Impeachment Scheme #289 show up on this here very smart military blog.
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2017 11:17 AM (nNdYv)
I think our current crop of utopians is far more stupid and naive than previous iterations.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 11:07 AM (W8bn5)
Not as much stupid and naive as they are insane. Their policies are
the political equivalent of hitting yourself on the head with a hammer
to try to cure a headache. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 24, 2017 11:11 AM (X52ZZ)
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Not even 10pct of them have ever seen any kind of poverty. The few kids they have ever even met who had school lunches by necessity is vanishingly small. The current idiots have done the carefully scripted 'service' tours overseas (with daddy's credit card in reserve) to enhance resumes. One thing to note about previous utopians is that poverty was a daily grind for all, even the privileged.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 24, 2017 11:17 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at February 24, 2017 11:17 AM (Iy6JT)
When the wife and I were in college together (night) one class I remember her taking was public speaking. She's very, very good. She got an A+ -- perfect score. But she always has a 3 X 5 card of points. Structure.
I like structure. When Trump says, 'in wrapping up' then proceeds to continue for another 15 minutes I grit my teeth every minute afterwards.
We're still allowed to subtly criticize the President, correct?
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 11:18 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 24, 2017 11:18 AM (9krrF)
CNBC - Trump says we will make America bigger, better, stronger. He better bring in Oscar Goldman
Posted by: TheQuietMan
And six trillion dollars.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2017 11:18 AM (IqV8l)
they have been announcing to their listeners that the Vice President of the US, according to the Constitution - holds the key to removing a sitting president who has been deemed unfit.
The useful idiots who populate FB and the socials have taken this Crazypants Ball and run with it. That's why you're seeing fercockt Impeachment Scheme #289 show up on this here very smart military blog.
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2017 11:17 AM (nNdYv)
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Yeah, the 25th Amendment route.
The longer they fuck this chicken, the more their base is going to hate the party in the long run.
"You had all these avenues! You promised us! And you did nothing!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 11:18 AM (EvBgT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
*******
Pssst. She's gone. Somebody break out the turkey! I've got some pumpkin pie. Who wants a slice!?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 11:19 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 11:19 AM (ODaO0)
When the wife and I were in college together (night) one class I remember her taking was public speaking. She's very, very good. She got an A+ -- perfect score. But she always has a 3 X 5 card of points. Structure.
I like structure. When Trump says, 'in wrapping up' then proceeds to continue for another 15 minutes I grit my teeth every minute afterwards.
We're still allowed to subtly criticize the President, correct?
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 11:18 AM (ZFUt7)
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You ever seen him in person?
I did, once. It was right before the SC primary where I happily voted for Cruz, convinced that he still had a path to the nomination. So, I was no where near a fan at the time.
I got caught up in it. He's got a talent for working a room, for sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 11:20 AM (EvBgT)
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 24, 2017 11:20 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Muldoon
Don't get me started. I didn't get a Thanksgiving or a Christmas last year.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 24, 2017 11:20 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 24, 2017 11:07 AM (9krrF)
You ALWAYS say that when I start being honest about my FEELINGS. SHUT UP! You don't care about ME. I'm always "way too serious" for you. You're never serious! Everything isd just a big joke to you, isn't it. A BIG JOKE. WElll it ISn't a BIG JOke to ME! It'S MY liFe You'Re RUIniNG.
BAStard!
Posted by: Emotionally unstable psych Backstabber at February 24, 2017 11:15 AM (CPk0
Oh God. Bad flashbacks.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 11:20 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Pepe Le Pew at February 24, 2017 11:21 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
*******
Pssst. She's gone. Somebody break out the turkey! I've got some pumpkin pie. Who wants a slice!?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 11:19 AM (wPiJc)
Heh. They're serving a Thanksgiving dinner here at work today - turkey, stuffing, pie, the works.
Posted by: josephistan at February 24, 2017 11:21 AM (7HtZB)
For what it's worth I'm with you 100%. I can't listen to him but I like to read the summaries of what he said.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 11:21 AM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 24, 2017 11:21 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 11:19 AM (wPiJc)
Please and thanks.
Anyone for fresh cranberry sauce? Gravy?
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2017 11:21 AM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 10:57 AM (X6fMO)
/hides the vodka, rum, gin, tequila, triple sec, and sour mix
Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at February 24, 2017 11:21 AM (u9OP6)
Posted by: Ivanka at February 24, 2017 11:21 AM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 11:18 AM (ZFUt7)
Citizen: One bag, identification, enough food for three days, pencil and paper for note-taking. Be at the nearest train terminal at 0800 tomorrow.
Posted by: General Zod at February 24, 2017 11:22 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: mrp at February 24, 2017 11:22 AM (JBggj)
Nanny State Update: What Could Possibly Go Wrong Edition
philly.com
Two months into the city's sweetened-beverage tax, supermarkets and
distributors are reporting a 30 percent to 50 percent drop in beverage
sales and are planning for layoffs.
One of the city's largest distributors says it will cut 20 percent of its
workforce in March, and an owner of six ShopRite stores in Philadelphia
says he expects to shed 300 workers this spring.
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 24, 2017 11:22 AM (TixTl)
Oh God. Bad flashbacks.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 11:20 AM (0mRoj)
Yeah. It helps if she had a nice rack, though.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 24, 2017 11:22 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Minuteman at February 24, 2017 11:22 AM (muHb5)
Crazypants Ball and run with it.
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2017 11:17 AM
Do not taunt Happy Crazypants Ball!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 24, 2017 11:23 AM (p+Wdc)
Crazypants Ball and run with it.
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2017 11:17 AM
It's all they have...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 11:23 AM (O2RFr)
2) Modify phase variance
3) ???
4) Madame President!
Posted by: Sally Kohn at February 24, 2017 11:24 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 24, 2017 11:24 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 24, 2017 11:24 AM (o/Ar3)
Now that's news you can use...
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 24, 2017 11:21 AM (97XyN)
Going to buy a DPMS Sportica tomorrow at Academy Sports for 449.00. Barreled for .556
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 11:24 AM (ODaO0)
Posted by: StacyAW at February 24, 2017 11:24 AM (sPwat)
Thanks, glad Its not just me. They just replayed some of his major points and they play back fine. But realtime it's like watching sausages being made.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 11:24 AM (ZFUt7)
Yes, let's kill all the scientists! Degrassi High Tyson and Bill Nye, if the SJW crowd goes mad for scalps, that could be your future too, better take note.
Like the look he is giving his wife, very sweet. I hope they had some happy times together before she undoubtedly met the same fate.
Posted by: LizLem at February 24, 2017 11:24 AM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 11:19 AM (wPiJc)
Please and thanks.
Anyone for fresh cranberry sauce? Gravy?
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2017 11:21 AM (nNdYv)
I'll have mine with extra hemlock.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 11:24 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2017 11:18 AM (IqV8l)
Pres. Trump will get Goldman down to $4 trillion and Steve Austin will be very classy the best bionic man ever
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2017 11:25 AM (493sH)
THEN figure out how to improve the system.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 24, 2017 11:14 AM (X52ZZ)
You have entire hospital systems that have been reconfigured to the Obamacare model of insurance reimbursement. Since Obamacare was passed and then renamed by the Supreme Court, many regional hospital systems closed and were bought or absorbed into large hospital systems. Rural hospital and physicians have been decimated and forced to join these megasystems to survive. Almost all the insurance companies that were involved in the exchanges have left the system, leaving only one company in each region that has total control of the market. 21 States expanded their Medicaid pool based off of money via the Obamacare bill promised to them by the Feds. The entire insurance industry has been calibrated to charge premiums, deductibles, etc. based off of mandates of coverage, including coverage for preexisting conditions. Hospitals are charging five times what they used to charge so they can cover those who still have no insurance, and who are subsidized, but whose insurance still doesn't cover fully.
Posted by: Jen at February 24, 2017 11:25 AM (cWhln)
Posted by: mrp at February 24, 2017 11:25 AM (JBggj)
2) Modify phase variance
3) ???
4) Madame President!
Posted by: Sally Kohn at February 24, 2017 11:24 AM (VdICR)
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1) Build time machine.
2) Make Hillary likable.
3) Return to present with POTUS Hillary!
4) Realize have failed...go back in time.
5) Make Hillary even MORE likable.
6) Return to present with POTUS Hillary!
7) Realize have failed again...go back in time...
....
Repeat until successful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 11:25 AM (EvBgT)
It's negative, not positive.
A new word would be good, but I don't think Revert would have the effect that you might want.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 11:15 AM (EvBgT)
I agree. Something like "restore" would convey the same idea, probably with better connotations.
Posted by: Dante at February 24, 2017 11:26 AM (MhcoS)
I looked at those--they look pretty good to me.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 24, 2017 11:26 AM (97XyN)
I agree. Something like "restore" would convey the same idea, probably with better connotations.
Posted by: Dante at February 24, 2017 11:26 AM (MhcoS)
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I like restore.
Quick, someone tell Congress!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 11:27 AM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 24, 2017 11:27 AM (9krrF)
You ALWAYS say that when I start being honest about my FEELINGS. SHUT UP! You don't care about ME. I'm always "way too serious" for you. You're never serious! Everything isd just a big joke to you, isn't it. A BIG JOKE. WElll it ISn't a BIG JOke to ME! It'S MY liFe You'Re RUIniNG.
BAStard!
Posted by: Emotionally unstable psych Backstabber
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Somehow, that all has a familiar ring to it...
Posted by: They're all crazy... well, mostly all at February 24, 2017 11:27 AM (QEUq0)
Lindsey Graham will reprise her role as Austin's bionic love interest, Jaime Sommers.
Posted by: General Zod at February 24, 2017 11:27 AM (Bdeb0)
416 Testy this morning are We?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 11:14 AM (O2RFr)
Coffee. Long week. February. Hangovers. General grumpiness. At least three of these apply to me.
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 11:15 AM (RD7QR)
I fault my terminally stupid coworker.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 24, 2017 11:27 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 24, 2017 11:28 AM (UOJLJ)
But as easy as it would be to do and as cautionary and as useful a reminder of what we dodged... I knew it would get at most a couple dozen visitors a week and be a lot of work for nothing like my blog is now. Which is why I rarely post any more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2017 11:28 AM (39g3+)
6) Return to present with POTUS Hillary!
7) Realize have failed again...go back in time...
....
Repeat until successful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Does Doctor Who take Obamacare?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2017 11:28 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 11:23 AM (O2RFr)
I was stunned last Saturday eve to hear a local caller to conservative talk radio state with great authority that Trump would be "out within the month". This caller is a regular, the resident libtard who always has to horn in with her contrarian view. She had always seemed semi-reasonable in the past.
When she so confidently proclaimed this outcome, I realized she truly believes it and that they have all gone off the deep end. It's wishcasting, and now tonight witch-casting. Some coven or some shit has announced their "binding spell" at midnight tonight.
This IS real life, people.
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2017 11:29 AM (nNdYv)
Read that... Someone put Her out of Her misery... Or mine...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 11:29 AM (O2RFr)
Last I checked we were not thought police lefties here, so yes.
I think the rules are just don't be obnoxious about it (disagree without being disagreeable), play nicely with the other corgis, and don't run with scissors or longbows.Posted by: LizLem at February 24, 2017 11:29 AM (hvf9s)
The hysteria.... It's delicious...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 11:29 AM (O2RFr)
Burn them! BURN THEM!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 11:30 AM (0mRoj)
But as easy as it would be to do and as cautionary and as useful a reminder of what we dodged... I knew it would get at most a couple dozen visitors a week and be a lot of work for nothing like my blog is now. Which is why I rarely post any more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
There are alternate universe web sites out there doing just that for lefties who can't handle Trump.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 11:30 AM (WFe5M)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
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Grump-and-self-pity is normal and natural, particularly as one ages. I've found myself sitting around with friends, having impromptu grump-and-self-pity parties. We have a swell time.
Posted by: They're all crazy... well, mostly all at February 24, 2017 11:31 AM (QEUq0)
Posted by: Doctor Who at February 24, 2017 11:31 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
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Grump-and-self-pity is normal and natural, particularly as one ages. I've found myself sitting around with friends, having impromptu grump-and-self-pity parties. We have a swell time.
Posted by: They're all crazy... well, mostly all at February 24, 2017 11:31 AM (QEUq0)
At least you have friends to sit around with.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 11:31 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 11:31 AM (hXV8D)
It's wishcasting, and now tonight witch-casting. Some coven or some shit has announced their "binding spell" at midnight tonight.
http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=326520
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2017 11:32 AM (IqV8l)
2) Make Hillary likable.
3) Return to present with POTUS Hillary!
4) Realize have failed...go back in time.
5) Make Hillary even MORE likable.
6) Return to present with POTUS Hillary!
7) Realize have failed again...go back in time...
....
Repeat until successful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
*****
Nice!
I got a mental image of HRC standing in the time machine with her eyes closed, clicking the heels of her ruby slippers together, intoning, "There's no place like the White House."
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 11:32 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 24, 2017 11:32 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 11:30 AM (WFe5M)
*ponders where they would have built the reeducation camps for wrongthink, and if they would have had a ribbon cutting by now*
Posted by: LizLem at February 24, 2017 11:33 AM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Insomniac
******
Careful, you'll get another scolding.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 11:33 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: rickb223
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In that universe, I suppose that Susan Rice is announcing that the Sweden riots are a consequence of a video?
Posted by: They're all crazy... well, mostly all at February 24, 2017 11:34 AM (QEUq0)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 11:35 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 24, 2017 11:35 AM (wPiJc)
Football stadiums and NASCAR tracks. And no, there was no ribbon-cutting ceremony planned. Teaching wrongthinkers to plusgood isn't so much a celebration as a duty, almost a holy obligation.
Posted by: General Zod at February 24, 2017 11:35 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 24, 2017 11:36 AM (vRcUp)
The hysteria.... It's delicious...
Posted by: It's me donna
There's some humor there between the word 'coven' and the 'net' that someone needs to chase them with.
Muldoon territory. I'll leave it for him. He gets the big bucks.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 11:37 AM (ZFUt7)
Doesn't have a dust cover or sights or assist which I don't require but the reviews are good and I like that it's .556.
As you know you can fire 223 in a 556 gun but not the opposite because of the pressure.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 11:37 AM (ODaO0)
The hysteria.... It's delicious...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 11:29 AM (O2RFr)
And they are unknowingly admitting that it's bullshit because they have them scheduled, to fleece their followers, once a month for the next three or for months.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 11:37 AM (WFe5M)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 24, 2017 11:37 AM (SJ8kp)
24/02/17 11:41
This was Ryan Clayton from Bob Creamer group "Americans Take Action" handing Russian flags. Ryan was forcibly removed. You edited that out.
PeterHamby
Crowd at CPAC waving these little pro-Trump flags that look exactly like the Russian flag. Staffers quickly come around to confiscate them.
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 24, 2017 11:38 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Hey, this works just as well. Virtual grump-and-self-pity has certain advantages. No need to suffer the release of sundry gases from your fellow travelers, quibble over paying the tab, or leaving a tip.
Okay, leaving a tip is actually good form here.
Posted by: They're all crazy... well, mostly all at February 24, 2017 11:38 AM (QEUq0)
Hillary Clinton will never be President.<<<
Disunity? Good G_d, man, it's National Tortilla Chip Day!"
Posted by: Fritz at February 24, 2017 11:38 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2017 11:38 AM (VdICR)
This IS real life, people.
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2017 11:29 AM (nNdYv)
Will Samantha from Bewitched be there? Because she might be able to pull that off
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2017 11:39 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Russkilitlover
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Walter
Posted by: They're all crazy... well, mostly all at February 24, 2017 11:39 AM (QEUq0)
Okay, leaving a tip is actually good form here.
Posted by: They're all crazy... well, mostly all at February 24, 2017 11:38 AM (QEUq0)
Just the tip?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 11:39 AM (0mRoj)
scissors or longbows.
Posted by: LizLem at February 24, 2017 11:29 AM (hvf9s)
________________________________
Scissors,, I vote scissors...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 24, 2017 11:39 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 24, 2017 11:39 AM (gbWkA)
Magic doesn't work. If it did, wiccans wouldn't live in a trailer and eat on food stamps.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2017 11:40 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2017 11:38 AM (VdICR)
That's what she said.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 11:40 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jolly at February 24, 2017 11:40 AM (D03ZZ)
Posted by: macleod at February 24, 2017 11:41 AM (N315I)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 24, 2017 11:42 AM (Om16U)
Kim Jong-nam was killed using the highly toxic liquid nerve agent VX, Malaysian police have said.
One of the two women suspected of involvement in the poisoning vomited in police custody and was also suffering the effects of VX, which is only used in chemical warfare, the inspector general, Khalid Abu Bakar, said.
The findings follow a preliminary analysis of swabs taken from the face and eyes of the half-brother of the North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un. More items linked to the attack at Kuala Lumpur airport were still being analysed, police said.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 24, 2017 11:42 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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Probably that new-fangled 'Smart Wool'.
Though, if it's so smart, I don't see how it wound up as a sock. Could at least have been a sweater...or a scarf.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 11:42 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 24, 2017 11:42 AM (5VlCp)
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at February 24, 2017 11:42 AM (R092y)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 24, 2017 11:43 AM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 24, 2017 11:39 AM (gbWkA)
PSA - they're selling Twinkie ice cream now
You're welcome
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 24, 2017 11:43 AM (2x9LM)
https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/835167905113325568
It's all astroturf with the Left - fake news as well as faked/staged news.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 11:43 AM (NOIQH)
What's next for the 'progressives'?
We think it's scandalous that students who practice coprophagia are ridiculed in the lunch room! People shun them and move away!
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 11:43 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 24, 2017 11:44 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 09:46 AM (W8bn5)
says you!
Posted by: zombie Amy Winehouse at February 24, 2017 11:44 AM (AGJqR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 11:44 AM (ZO497)
The findings follow a preliminary analysis of swabs taken from the face and eyes of the half-brother of the North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un. More items linked to the attack at Kuala Lumpur airport were still being analysed, police said.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 24, 2017 11:42 AM (Nwg0u)
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No wonder the Norks were so adamant there not be an autopsy or investigation.
Frickin VX? Jebus.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 24, 2017 11:44 AM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2017 11:45 AM (39g3+)
You know the Dems are gonna do something... Probably turn their backs or boo...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 11:45 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 11:44 AM (ZO497)
But enough about his wife...
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 11:45 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
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Racist!
Posted by: Angela Davis at February 24, 2017 11:45 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at February 24, 2017 11:46 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 24, 2017 11:47 AM (qU2ch)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 11:47 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2017 11:48 AM (39g3+)
Let's look at the Progs News "Keep Hope Alive" edition to see how they are feeling:
One month in, anti-Trump movement shows signs of sustained momentum
Donald Trump's war on media is 'biggest threat to democracy' says Navy Seal who brought down Osama Bin Laden
Obamacare popularity highest in nearly seven years as repeal talk mounts
Californian city unanimously approves Donald Trump impeachment resolution
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 24, 2017 11:49 AM (TixTl)
Imagine if one of the mules had dropped their device and VX was let loose in the airport terminal.
Posted by: Robert Crawford at February 24, 2017 11:49 AM (GzDOv)
Per the Wiki, she remarried, somewhat unhappily, dying in Paris in 1836, at the age of 78.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 24, 2017 11:50 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 11:52 AM (WFe5M)
Posted by: Grump
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Well, the whole thing is sad...and angering.
I feel rather sorry for the second husband. One imagines conversation at the dinner table:
She: "Well, dear, did you make any world-changing discoveries today?"
He: "Uh...no."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 11:54 AM (ZO497)
One of the top art schools in the U.S. is investigating after anti-Semitic graffiti made out of human waste was found in a gender-neutral bathroom.
WJAR-TV reports that the Rhode Island School of Design told students the swastika was discovered over the weekend in a dormitory bathroom.
I am bereft of words.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 11:55 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 11:55 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 24, 2017 11:55 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 24, 2017 11:56 AM (qU2ch)
My tits are not calm.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 24, 2017 11:55 AM (97XyN)
______________________________
Preach it sister!!
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 24, 2017 11:56 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Under Fire
Ha ha, charade she is.
Posted by: Roger Waters at February 24, 2017 11:57 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Dung Beetle at February 24, 2017 11:58 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: navybrat at February 24, 2017 11:58 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Stan Marsh at February 24, 2017 11:59 AM (fRgt5)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 12:00 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner
I wonder if He is tired of the make-up and dresses yet?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 12:00 PM (O2RFr)
Democracy and Lavoisier Die in Darkness
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 24, 2017 12:01 PM (Ndje9)
I wonder if He is tired of the make-up and dresses yet?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 12:00 PM (O2RFr)
_______________________________
Yeah, that's a real drag...
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 24, 2017 12:02 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: navybrat
I wonder, if this is more of an expression of fear of death than anything else. He's getting on in years, he may lie to himself, "If I become a woman, that will be a kind of rebirth, and therefore a kind of rejuvenation, a going back in time". I also wonder if this isn't responsible for a lot of older women, like Meredith Baxter Birney and Cynthia Nixon changing their sexual orientation later in life. A kind of attempted escape.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 12:03 PM (W8bn5)
Bullshit.
Obviously written by some ugly democrat.
Posted by: jwest at February 24, 2017 10:41 AM (Zs4uk)
Doesn't Rush Limbaugh describe Washington, D.C. as "Hollywood for the ugly"?
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2017 12:04 PM (zoehZ)
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and howlet's wing,--
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
I'll bet Trump is bigly scared.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 24, 2017 12:08 PM (Nwg0u)
That may be true, if you include old money. But I suspect that really attractive people have an easier path to monetary success than the rest of us.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2017 12:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Dung Beetle at February 24, 2017 12:09 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at February 24, 2017 12:09 PM (u9OP6)
Word Around the Net rates this 90% chance of fake hate crime
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2017 12:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: IP at February 24, 2017 12:10 PM (yV4wg)
Doctor: Are you still smoking?
Me: Ayup
Doctor: You should quit.
Me: Ayup
Doctor checks off box on Ipad and moves on. My wife was declared borderline diabetic. They put her on medication and she had to go back a number of times to modulate dosage. Four or five times in 2 or 3 months and each time smoking cessation counselling. I called to complain and the nurse said, don't worry about it, you don't pay for that.
Note there was no defense of the charge. Insurance company said doctor fee $25, negotiated fee $12.50, insurance pays 100%
This year another change, doctor has his ipad, but now a girl rolls in a table and she has a laptop. Doctor says that is necessary to help him fill in required forms.
Posted by: The Real Bruce at February 24, 2017 12:10 PM (Qr8dA)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 12:03 PM (W8bn5)
I guess its possible.
As for me, I got a huge fear of death, not looking forward to it, but I would throw myself into a chipper before changing sexual orientation, or body parts.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 24, 2017 12:11 PM (aMlLZ)
https://youtu.be/IuuU6-eLRd0
CNN's new POS host has a poor pokerface to conceal his glee. Anyone with youtube could have figured this out in about a day at the most. They're not that dumb.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2017 12:13 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 12:16 PM (RD7QR)
Imagine if one of the mules had dropped their device and VX was let loose in the airport terminal.
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I'm guessing the two woman each had one part of the poison and when it was combined it became VX. They both wiped Kim Jong-nam's face. The woman that is sick was probably the last one to wipe Kim's face and she got both chemicals on her hands.
Posted by: Jolo at February 24, 2017 12:19 PM (UvmoL)
Posted by: Gunslinger at February 24, 2017 12:24 PM (4S7hN)
Magic doesn't work. If it did, wiccans wouldn't live in a trailer and eat on food stamps.
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The lone Wiccan member of my writing group had a good job in computers, and was older, married, childfree, and more settled. Surprised me no end when she came out as a Cankles supporter ("She's clearly the most qualified candidate!!!", e.g.), and completely dropped the group when it became obvious that most of us were Trump people (and 1 BernieBro). I do believe she really has gone round the bend.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2017 12:29 PM (9MVvY)
Posted by: Minuteman at February 24, 2017 11:22 AM (muHb5)
Context. Do you do it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 12:33 PM (WDdjT)
Oh come on. You were actually surprised when someone who officially worships the devil came out strongly in support of The Devil?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 12:51 PM (YsaNw)
Lavoisier work made this system even more efficient and extractive than it had been previously. One of the problems with the label conservative is that I think a lot more of us here would be with the revolution, even with the sans culottes, than against it. We believe in the equality of mankind, the abolition of special privileges, love of country over class, the right to hunt, etc...
Read the declaration of the rights of man:
http://avalon.law.yale.edu/18th_century/rightsof.asp
Article 3 is the only one I think would be a deal breaker and
I think the US right is far closer to this than the left, after all it privileges the nation over other nations.
It is the Democrats who are the party that has turned Alexander Hamilton promoter of the sedition act and the unchallenged villain of Shays rebellion into a sort of God.
Posted by: Roy CT at February 24, 2017 12:59 PM (5nZBG)
Posted by: Lavoisier to his wife at February 24, 2017 01:29 PM (BYSrJ)
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