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Overnight Open Thread (4 Feb 2017)
Journalism
Every day the MSM just gets worse and worse. Take this for example. Al-Qaeda says Trump has ignited 'the flame of jihad' with Yemen raid. Seriously? Like they haven't been targeting us already for decades? The flame of jihad is always burning with these idiots. Useful idiots in the MSM fall for the propaganda because it fits their agenda. Nazi Yo, all you progs looking for Nazi's, might I suggest you look at who is funding your stuff. Look who funds the group behind the call to arms at Milo's Bezerkley event. Assault Rifle Bass SoloTo wish someone "good luck" is taboo aboard a ship. So are transporting bananas and whistling. But sighting a pod of dolphins can invite good fortune, I discovered last November, as I sailed 3,000 miles from Los Angeles to Honolulu. Wearing a gold hoop earring, I learned from one of my crewmates, who had one dangling from his left ear, is lucky, too. Many pirates believed tattoos and parrots also conferred the good fortune needed to survive the unwieldy conditions of a life at sea.Galactic Empire I think I have to get this album.
Here's the entire album stream. It's so good. Wut? Kinda funny coming from the party that condoned Obama's disregard of the law and supported Hillary for President and ignored Lois Lerner. Democrats: No man is above the law. Say, I thought we weren't supposed to say "man" and use "person" instead. Cat vs Drone
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 04, 2017 09:55 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 04, 2017 09:56 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 04, 2017 09:56 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 04, 2017 09:57 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: CDR M at February 04, 2017 09:57 PM (9I51B)
I'm going to a Super Bowl party tomorrow, but it's more for the food (the host is a fantastic cook) and getting together with friends. I usually ignore the game, and I know I'll be going out on the porch when Gaga performs.
Mom update in a moment.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 04, 2017 09:57 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 04, 2017 09:59 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 04, 2017 10:00 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 04, 2017 10:01 PM (gt2pY)
Libya, Syria, Egypt, arming dissidents in ____?etc etc caused peace and the oceans to lower?
Posted by: willow at February 04, 2017 10:01 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2017 10:01 PM (92kX2)
Soon there will be a host of complaining MSM articles about Pres.45 saluting his mil-staff , but...
What is your preferred response from a CINC greeting to service members?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2017 10:02 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Farmer at February 04, 2017 10:02 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 04, 2017 10:02 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2017 10:03 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: logprof at February 04, 2017 10:03 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Shaun at February 04, 2017 10:03 PM (+wNVP)
I am looking to replace the '06 Durango and my mind is spinning from all the options out there, but none of them seem right.
Excellent job on the ONT
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 04, 2017 10:03 PM (0Ng0w)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 04, 2017 10:03 PM (IcT7t)
So drinks on me
Buying a round for y'all
Posted by: ThunderB
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2017 10:03 PM (4YGWz)
while They continue Their law less ways.
Posted by: willow at February 04, 2017 10:03 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Pendantic A-hole at February 04, 2017 10:04 PM (8iiMU)
Like a number of us here at Ace's, you have served in the Federal govt under presidents you did and didn't vote for.
Have you ever seen anything like the partisanship we are observing after this election?
I remember things being pretty bad under Bush 43, but not to this level.
Posted by: moki at February 04, 2017 10:04 PM (gfRCk)
Posted by: IC at February 04, 2017 10:04 PM (hLqk5)
Posted by: willow at February 04, 2017 10:04 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: guitar critic at February 04, 2017 10:05 PM (wpC7C)
After a probe involving multiple agencies, they said Emily Guendelsberger is unlikely to face federal charges in Philadelphia, despite getting past security and into a room in the Loews hotel where Vice President Pence met privately with senators and representatives.
But it is unclear whether she could face local prosecution for covertly recording the conversations, a possible violation of state law. That decision falls to the Philadelphia District Attorney's Office, according to the sources, who were not authorized to speak publicly about the case.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 04, 2017 10:05 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 04, 2017 10:05 PM (tHwdc)
Raymond Burr strikes me as pendantic A-hole...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 04, 2017 10:06 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at February 04, 2017 10:06 PM (CNHr1)
An '06, you're just getting it broken in!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2017 10:06 PM (UDXti)
I blame weft.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I've assumed worse guilt.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2017 10:06 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: guitar critic at February 04, 2017 10:05 PM (wpC7C)
Force ain't just about dusting crops, farm boy!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2017 10:06 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Paul Stanley at February 04, 2017 10:07 PM (M3DRt)
Try this for a pick-me-up:
A MEME-fest for Trump:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn9Xsmj942E
Posted by: logprof at February 04, 2017 10:07 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2017 10:02 PM (4YGWz)
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I usually prefer a discrete offer of some lines of blow in the presidential facilities.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 04, 2017 10:07 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 04, 2017 09:57 PM (EnKk6)
It was a pussy hattrick.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 04, 2017 10:07 PM (tHwdc)
I laughed my ass off when Sarah Silverman thinks the military would just wake up and stage a coup.
Posted by: CDR M at February 04, 2017 10:07 PM (9I51B)
I am looking to replace the '06 Durango and my mind is spinning from all the options out there, but none of them seem right.
It's streaming live. Unless you don't care to watch.
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 04, 2017 10:07 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2017 10:06 PM (4YGWz)
Agreed. It could be ABBA.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2017 10:08 PM (92kX2)
The videos of their live performances show no gloves. Different costumes too.
Posted by: CDR M at February 04, 2017 10:08 PM (9I51B)
I LOVE that bracelet. Add a bottle of Valu-Rite and do it in black and purple and you've got another customer.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 04, 2017 10:08 PM (EnKk6)
(And, CDR, don't make me tell the story of the time I saw a guy get stung on his "helmet" by a hornet - so painful he fell off a roof...)
Posted by: Chi at February 04, 2017 10:09 PM (+wNVP)
Posted by: Sarah Silverback at February 04, 2017 10:09 PM (Tyii7)
Sure, why the hell not. Those superstitions are far more credible than man-made global
Posted by: an indifferent penguin, with a gold earring and parrot on his shoulder at February 04, 2017 10:09 PM (tyrWm)
Posted by: CDR M at February 04, 2017 10:10 PM (9I51B)
some of the bees went to stinging him , and he went to bucking and pitching.
but most of them went to stinging me, the majority to my head.
i was on a competitive 20 miler and had 3/4's left to go. talk about suck. and we both were zoning.
still won a blue ribbon though.
Posted by: concrete girl at February 04, 2017 10:10 PM (p0xM7)
Posted by: willow at February 04, 2017 10:11 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Harambe at February 04, 2017 10:12 PM (UaU/N)
Been praying for your mom.
One of the best things about Teh Horde is the enthusiasm with which our friends in gray boxes step up in times of need.
Posted by: ibguy at February 04, 2017 10:12 PM (vUcdz)
Thank you--I went and picked it up, it looks really good!
Posted by: Lirio100 at February 04, 2017 10:13 PM (JK7Jw)
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Al-Qaeda and the DNC/NYT on the same page? I'm gobsmacked!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at February 04, 2017 10:13 PM (Nwg0u)
It has been a great car and has been through 160k of hell.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 04, 2017 10:13 PM (0Ng0w)
"Godzilla, King of the Monsters" on Svengoolie tonight.
Raymond Burr strikes me as pendantic A-hole...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!!!
Posted by: Raymond Burr as Steve Martin at February 04, 2017 10:13 PM (IqV8l)
After a probe involving multiple agencies, they said Emily Guendelsberger is unlikely to face federal charges in Philadelphia, despite getting past security and into a room in the Loews hotel where Vice President Pence met privately with senators and representatives.
But it is unclear whether she could face local prosecution for covertly recording the conversations, a possible violation of state law. That decision falls to the Philadelphia District Attorney's Office, according to the sources, who were not authorized to speak publicly about the case.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 04, 2017 10:05 PM (e8kgV)
The same DA who twice has refused to press charges against persons caught assaulting police officers? Not bloody likely.
Sidebar: "Emily Guendelsberger" sounds like a sock that Mary Cloggenstein would use.
Posted by: Squiggy at February 04, 2017 10:13 PM (7qAYi)
http://tinyurl.com/jhysvmy
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http://tinyurl.com/248z2b6
http://tinyurl.com/hwmuutn
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2017 10:13 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Willy J. at February 04, 2017 10:14 PM (W6Ch1)
I pine for an ONT made up of Dr. Demento songs, Captain Kangaroo show and Benny Hill show clips, and quotes from Dr. Detroit.
Yeh I'm a bit twisted but admit it , you just wish you could spend five minutes in my brain.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity woman extraordinary) at February 04, 2017 10:14 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: willow at February 04, 2017 10:14 PM (R7cwD)
I can't for the life of me recall the name of the monster. Can someone help me out? I've tried looking it up "face torso monster", but I get no luck. Thanks in advance.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 04, 2017 10:14 PM (rH4JY)
Stung on the penis? Should not have stuck it in the bees' nest.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 04, 2017 10:14 PM (BK3ZS)
Waiting on food to show up.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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I've got a large bowl of chicken salad - without a doubt the best I've ever tasted. You're welcome to make yourself a sammich.
Ho-made. 4 hour smoked chicken, toasted almonds, fresh grown scallions, sweet relish, Duke's & Frank's red hot (I put that sht on everything).
Posted by: Chi at February 04, 2017 10:14 PM (+wNVP)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 04, 2017 10:15 PM (lJW6d)
Anyway-- only 10 more days until the only sport that really counts returns.
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 04, 2017 10:15 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2017 10:08 PM (92kX2)
I don't want to talk
About the things we've gone through
Though it's hurting me
Now it's history
I've played all my cards
And that's what you've done too
Nothing more to say
No more ace to play
The winner takes it all
The loser standing small
Beside the victory
That's her destiny...
Hope i don't get the Barrel over this.
*Closes eyes*
*hits Post*
Posted by: tbodie at February 04, 2017 10:15 PM (PukHz)
I laughed my ass off when Sarah Silverman thinks the military would just wake up and stage a coup.
Posted by: CDR M at February 04, 2017 10:07 PM (9I51B)
lol,
I think a lot of these idiot celebs think they know about the military, because they played a soldier on TV or in a movie, but they know squat.
And yes, this is the worst partisan behavior I've seen. Pretty shameful.
Posted by: moki at February 04, 2017 10:15 PM (gfRCk)
amazingly creepy idiocy.
Posted by: willow at February 04, 2017 10:16 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: All Hail Eris,
Not what I was expecting, but carry on muh wayward son.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2017 10:16 PM (4YGWz)
I'm afraid I'd recognize too much of the landscape.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 04, 2017 10:17 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 04, 2017 10:17 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 04, 2017 10:14 PM (BK3ZS) <<<
Some guys are so damn stupid.
Posted by: Toaster Fucker at February 04, 2017 10:17 PM (tyrWm)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 04, 2017 10:17 PM (Tyii7)
Yes, ma'am.
I'm actually headed down there tomorrow for a few days. Not really looking forward to it (scared sh*tless, TBH) but know I need to go.
Shoot me an email (addy at link in nic) if you'd like link to her Caring Bridge.
Posted by: ibguy at February 04, 2017 10:17 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2017 10:18 PM (ZO497)
Thanks. It'll be a few days until I can drive there.
BTW, not the first time I've been invited to a meal over 2000 miles away.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 04, 2017 10:18 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2017 10:16 PM (4YGWz)
"Song for America" is one of my favorite Kansas songs.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 04, 2017 10:18 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 04, 2017 10:18 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 04, 2017 10:19 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: tbodie at February 04, 2017 10:19 PM (PukHz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Nope, have not a single strand of affinity for said gelatin band. I have references if need be.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2017 10:19 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 04, 2017 10:19 PM (kP16F)
Loved the drone video, especially the part he flew it under the cat several times.
That cat will get revenge for that. Served cold, too.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 04, 2017 10:19 PM (xpfRn)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 04, 2017 10:17 PM (Tyii7)
You learned though, I'll bet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2017 10:19 PM (92kX2)
++++
The guy designed an experiment that entailed forcing a bee to sting him on his own pecker.
Science!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 04, 2017 10:19 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: ibguy at February 04, 2017 10:12 PM (vUcdz)
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Word.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 04, 2017 10:19 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
Don't make me come down there!
Posted by: Chigger at February 04, 2017 10:20 PM (0Ng0w)
be well, try to keep calm
Posted by: willow at February 04, 2017 10:20 PM (R7cwD)
++++
The guy designed an experiment that entailed forcing a bee to sting him on his own pecker.
Science!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 04, 2017 10:19 PM (R+30W)
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Fuck the painful...
Any place would be a death sentence for 'lil 'ol me.
Epipens FTW.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 04, 2017 10:21 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 04, 2017 10:13 PM (0Ng0w)
I can understand that. I just dumped a snootful into doing much needed repairs and maintenance on my '97 GMC, which would have been a good down payment on a newer vehicle, but low taxes and no monthly payment, so...
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2017 10:21 PM (UDXti)
Yes. I learned that a .22 at forty paces might have been a wiser choice.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 04, 2017 10:21 PM (Tyii7)
I talked with Mom on the phone about an hour ago. I know she's doing better because when I told her that she couldn't run wheelchair races in the hallway. She asked me, "Well, what about when I get home?"
If she still has her sense of humor, she's going to be fine.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 04, 2017 10:21 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: willow at February 04, 2017 10:21 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Trimegistus at February 04, 2017 10:21 PM (E5teS)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 04, 2017 10:22 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 04, 2017 10:23 PM (5mHMS)
https://youtu.be/UG7ea3LBg2c
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 04, 2017 10:23 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Willy J. at February 04, 2017 10:23 PM (W6Ch1)
If she still has her sense of humor, she's going to be fine.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 04, 2017 10:21 PM (rJUlF)
She sounds like a sassy lady. Here's praying for her continued recovery!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2017 10:23 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 04, 2017 10:23 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at February 04, 2017 10:23 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 04, 2017 10:21 PM (rJUlF)
Attitude counts for a hell of a lot in recovery!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2017 10:24 PM (UDXti)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 04, 2017 10:24 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Country Boy - Forever Deplorable at February 04, 2017 10:24 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 04, 2017 10:24 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Chi
sounds succulent. sometimes grapes are good in it, too. I half them.
Posted by: booknlass at February 04, 2017 10:24 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at February 04, 2017 10:25 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: CDR M at February 04, 2017 10:10 PM (9I51B)
Now THAT is hard core.
Stay thirsty, my friend!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 04, 2017 10:25 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: willow at February 04, 2017 10:25 PM (R7cwD)
the hallway.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 04, 2017 10:21 PM (rJUlF)<<<
Bullshit!
Posted by: Cole Trickle at February 04, 2017 10:25 PM (tyrWm)
YOU ASSHOLES STOP DISSIN ABBA!! They really did have some damn tight harmonies. Leave ABBA alone!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity woman extraordinary) at February 04, 2017 10:26 PM (yTnCT)
The second coming of Melissa Click?
What I had wondered was whether this most recent individual had been definitively confirmed as NYU faculty, and if so, in what academic discipline. (Click had been teaching "communications" at Miz-zoo.)
Posted by: torquewrench at February 04, 2017 10:26 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 04, 2017 10:26 PM (5mHMS)
still won a blue ribbon though.
Posted by: concrete girl at February 04, 2017 10:10 PM (p0xM7)
That's even more hard core than CDR M - WHOOP!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 04, 2017 10:27 PM (tHwdc)
Johnny Carson interviews Robyn Hilton (1974)
https://youtu.be/yXM06iBHZhY
You'll figure it out...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 04, 2017 10:27 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I forget, does it have a line-in analog input?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2017 10:13 PM (ZO497)
Willowed, I was. Yes, it has a line-in jack, too.
And I have just the deal for booknlass: a genny-U-wine 1964 Studebaker Zip Van, built for the Postal Service. It does need a little help, but the price was right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2017 10:27 PM (WDdjT)
I didn't eat a burger I cried like a little girl
Posted by: willow at February 04, 2017 10:27 PM (R7cwD)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/827954343991197696
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/827954470034239488
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/827954614502821890
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/827954828005502980
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/827954933433565184
Posted by: kbdabear at February 04, 2017 10:28 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: booknlass
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Ooohh...
I don't half any grapes, but I like raisins in it sometimes.
Didn't half any of those on hand, but maybe batch #2 will contain craisins?
Posted by: Chi at February 04, 2017 10:29 PM (+wNVP)
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Pelozilla, Minority Leader of the Monsters is much more scary.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at February 04, 2017 10:29 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 04, 2017 10:14 PM (BK3ZS)
Samantha Bee's nest?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 04, 2017 10:30 PM (tHwdc)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/827955305141112832
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/827955457574711302
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/827955751071121408
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/827955881136488449
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/827956041740644352
Posted by: kbdabear at February 04, 2017 10:30 PM (Ya7zs)
https://youtu.be/yXM06iBHZhY
You'll figure it out...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 04, 2017 10:27 PM (BK3ZS)
The lovely Miss Stein.
"Hello boys! I've missed you!"
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2017 10:30 PM (92kX2)
LOL.
Posted by: tbodie at February 04, 2017 10:30 PM (PukHz)
I've been stung hundreds of times, and they have died in their many thousands.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 04, 2017 10:30 PM (xpfRn)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 04, 2017 10:30 PM (J8/9G)
bl
Posted by: willow at February 04, 2017 10:30 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: willow at February 04, 2017 10:31 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 04, 2017 10:31 PM (nlbfN)
fresh grown scallions, sweet relish, Duke's Frank's red hot (I put
that sht on everything).
Posted by: Chi at February 04, 2017 10:14 PM (+wNVP)
I'm impressed! That sounds awesome. Don't mind if I do!
<helps herself to a sammich>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 04, 2017 10:31 PM (tHwdc)
when i started that morning my hair was in pony tails but by the end of the day i had phyllis diller hair.
Posted by: concrete girl at February 04, 2017 10:31 PM (p0xM7)
Posted by: Mothra at February 04, 2017 10:31 PM (Tyii7)
We have books and DVDs ready to chose from. And popcorn. Lots of popcorn.
For those who care about the game, I sincerely hope you enjoy it.
Posted by: JTB at February 04, 2017 10:31 PM (V+03K)
Good thing the black widows underneath the cinder bricks didn't hear me.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2017 10:31 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Hrothgar
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Same here, $1500 of to-date avoided stuff. '95 Chevy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2017 10:32 PM (ZO497)
I'm not worried - I'm just careful.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 04, 2017 10:32 PM (5mHMS)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 04, 2017 10:33 PM (J8/9G)
Thank you, ma'am.
I'm trying.
OTOH: I checked, and FL has Sunday liquor sales.
WooHoo!
Posted by: ibguy at February 04, 2017 10:33 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: logprof at February 04, 2017 10:33 PM (GsAUU)
His wife's not a dyke
Not like FDR's!
Was that the campaign song?
Posted by: andycanuck
I Like Dyke!
Posted by: Hillary! at February 04, 2017 10:33 PM (UaU/N)
I'm not worried - I'm just careful.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 04, 2017 10:32 PM (5mHMS)
Serpentine, Palp! Serpentine!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2017 10:33 PM (92kX2)
Well, that's... useful. Not.
Let's face it. The guy was a masochist and got off on it.
Posted by: rickl at February 04, 2017 10:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ibguy at February 04, 2017 10:34 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Flyboy at February 04, 2017 10:34 PM (R3Jti)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 04, 2017 10:34 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 04, 2017 10:17 PM (8iiMU)
Trilobites, the other white meat crustacean.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2017 10:35 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2017 10:35 PM (2RVmA)
Did you pause and say, "So, what's your return policy? You know, in case this won't fit in my living room and I need to return it on Monday."
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 04, 2017 10:35 PM (mBnZE)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 04, 2017 10:36 PM (J8/9G)
2 days later I had hives all over my body.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 04, 2017 10:36 PM (Om16U)
Visited my brother today. He looks 70 and he's only 56. They had to saw apart his chin and pull all of his teeth for oral cancer a year and a half ago and he looks like hell. I don't know how he's dealt with it. Tough guy.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 04, 2017 10:36 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2017 10:35 PM (WDdjT)
I always found them to be a bit tough. Have to ask for a recipe on CBD's food thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2017 10:36 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2017 10:35 PM (2RVmA)*
Damn, I am impressed.
Posted by: tbodie at February 04, 2017 10:36 PM (PukHz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 04, 2017 10:37 PM (5mHMS)
Worst part of the divorce is not getting to go back to South Africa every few years. One of these days. . .
Never can sleep when the Little One is flying.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 04, 2017 10:37 PM (/qOjF)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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I love that song!
The Kinks rock.
Posted by: Chi at February 04, 2017 10:37 PM (+wNVP)
Bummers.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at February 04, 2017 10:24 PM (CRotO)
Hey young lady!!
*waving back*
Posted by: Country Boy - Forever Deplorable at February 04, 2017 10:38 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: tbodie at February 04, 2017 10:38 PM (PukHz)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 04, 2017 10:21 PM (rJUlF)
God bless your mom, Captain, and prayers up!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 04, 2017 10:39 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: ibguy at February 04, 2017 10:40 PM (vUcdz)
You got off cheap. I think I have paid for a new wing of my mechanic's building this past year!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2017 10:40 PM (UDXti)
I taught her the kindzhal and she's learning the shashka - insanely hawt, watching her practice, btw - meh, a man could die in worse ways.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 04, 2017 10:41 PM (5mHMS)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 04, 2017 10:36 PM (Om16U)
Bee hives? You must have gotten several gallons of honey in the fall, then.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2017 10:41 PM (WDdjT)
Worst part of the divorce is not getting to go back to South Africa every few years. One of these days. . .
Never can sleep when the Little One is flying.
Posted by: Sharkman
Wow, serious stuff.
How'd you meet?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2017 10:42 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2017 10:40 PM (UDXti)
We similarly subsidize our vet.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 04, 2017 10:42 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
Lawnmower, Kilt, and yellow jacket s
Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2017 10:43 PM (2RVmA)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 04, 2017 10:44 PM (nlbfN)
Once again, Trump comes out on top by calling the agreement BS and looking to pull out of it.
But unfortunately not before TFG managed to ship 1 BILLION FUCKING TAXPAYER DOLLARS to the UN for this horseshit 'agreement'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 04, 2017 10:45 PM (xpfRn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2017 10:41 PM (WDdjT)
LOL
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 04, 2017 10:46 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 04, 2017 10:46 PM (5mHMS)
Posted by: Hrothgar
Just came back from a road trip from AJ to just beyond Tucson in my '97 GMC Suburban. There and back, a half tank of gas. It has been a very good truck for the ten years I have had it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2017 10:47 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 04, 2017 10:37 PM
Preach it, Brother!
Posted by: Brad at February 04, 2017 10:47 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: andycanuck
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Unfortunately, there are "instructional" video all over the interwebs on this topic...
Posted by: Chi at February 04, 2017 10:48 PM (+wNVP)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 04, 2017 10:42 PM (J8/9G)
My mechanic, vet(s), and dentist always seem glad to see me and take my calls!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2017 10:49 PM (UDXti)
Looked her up on IMDB. If she's still alive she'd be 76.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 04, 2017 10:49 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer
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Well, I'm not sure about that, but I can tell you how one gets stung on the goody.
If one rides a motorcycle long enough, sooner or later you will collide with a stinging insect of one kind or another. Assuming that you are wearing a leather jacket and jeans, the impact on your chest will stun the little bugger, and it will (unbeknownst to you) fall down into the crotch area to be trapped between your leg and the tank or seat.
At some point the little bugger will regain consciousness, and just a little squeeze as you are riding along and *ZAP*.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2017 10:49 PM (ZO497)
But I'm no longer accepting applicants. More's the pity.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 04, 2017 10:50 PM (5mHMS)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 04, 2017 10:51 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2017 10:47 PM (WDdjT)
AJ = ?
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2017 10:52 PM (UDXti)
Posted by: Nick Cage at February 04, 2017 10:53 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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*?*
Are you taking it back up north?
Be aware that it will not understand Canadian Postal Codes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2017 10:53 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 04, 2017 10:53 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2017 10:42 PM (4YGWz)
Ex-wife emigrated to the U.S. in 1994. She was a paralegal in a law office where I worked in Everett, WA, of all places, in 2003. Freshly divorced with two beautiful little kids, was she. Me, 8 years older and also freshly divorced and dying to have a family.
Got one.
Then got my beautiful little girl.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 04, 2017 10:54 PM (/qOjF)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 04, 2017 10:54 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2017 10:52 PM (UDXti)
Oh. Apache Junction, AZ. The eastern fringe of the metro Phoenix region.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2017 10:55 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Hrothgar
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As soon as my Dermo starts waving around the liquid nitrogen bottle, I know that she has a payment due on the Porsche.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2017 10:56 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 04, 2017 10:56 PM (nlbfN)
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Well, since I am here in Houston and taking clients to it tomorrow night, I kinda do.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 04, 2017 10:57 PM (R3Jti)
Oy! Is he doing okay otherwise?
SWMBO says I just need to be myself.
We'll see.
One thing I'd like to accomplish is to share stories of Joyce when she was yonger with my niece. I don't really know her - met her maybe 3 times. Not looking to become her favorite uncle, just help her learn about her mom.
Posted by: ibguy at February 04, 2017 10:57 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Godzilla! at February 04, 2017 10:57 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: JAS at February 04, 2017 10:57 PM (Rx8Bs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 04, 2017 10:58 PM (5mHMS)
Be aware that it will not understand Canadian Postal Codes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2017 10:53 PM (ZO497)
I will keep it here for the time being. But I did get the title for it, so export is possible. The one good thing it has going for it is no rust visible at all on the exterior body.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2017 10:58 PM (WDdjT)
Got it thanks.
My '97 does surprisingly well on highway gas mileage with a pretty comfortable ride and reasonably quiet.
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2017 10:59 PM (UDXti)
Posted by: Hrothgar
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Yeah, well the A/C compressor still need replacing, so I got a few $ to go yet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2017 10:59 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 04, 2017 10:59 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 04, 2017 10:58 PM (5mHMS)
--Should be a good compare-and-contrast.
Posted by: logprof at February 04, 2017 11:00 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2017 10:56 PM (ZO497)
I knew I had forgotten someone, the list was too short.
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2017 11:00 PM (UDXti)
Posted by: Average Guy at February 04, 2017 11:01 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 04, 2017 11:01 PM (p0xM7)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 04, 2017 11:01 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Is it drivable, or did it have to transported?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2017 11:01 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
are you going to fix it up and sell it? it's a collectible, innit? sounds really cute!
Posted by: booknlass at February 04, 2017 11:02 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Average Guy at February 04, 2017 11:02 PM (LMcFk)
If we can't claw it back, then Trump should just bail on any future climate plans/commitments and say, "We paid it forward. We're done now. See you in the funny papers."
Or he can say nothing and still bail on any plans anyway. Then he can initiate fraud charges on those who fleeced the country.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 04, 2017 11:02 PM (1CroS)
Had that plus a leaking gas tank, ouch!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2017 11:03 PM (UDXti)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
i've got a 95 too with the a/c out.
do you know how much it would cost to fix?
high to low estimate
Posted by: concrete girl at February 04, 2017 11:04 PM (p0xM7)
some of the bees went to stinging him , and he went to bucking and pitching.
but most of them went to stinging me, the majority to my head.
i was on a competitive 20 miler and had 3/4's left to go. talk about suck. and we both were zoning.
still won a blue ribbon though.
Posted by: concrete girl at February 04, 2017 10:10 PM (p0xM7)
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CG do you compete in NATRC? My daughter did open class and won the JR title two years ago.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at February 04, 2017 11:04 PM (03xWx)
Posted by: booknlass at February 04, 2017 11:05 PM (8mO0Q)
So conspiracy to defraud.
If you cannot provide the data, then your paper/research is officially shit.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 04, 2017 11:05 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 04, 2017 11:01 PM (p0xM7)
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Thanks, should be interesting tomorrow. A Company suite awaits us, so we will be seeing it Bigly!
Posted by: Flyboy at February 04, 2017 11:06 PM (R3Jti)
http://www.oldcarsweekly.com/car-of-the-week/car-of-the-week-1963-zip-van
Maybe Hairy Reed could use a new ride.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2017 11:07 PM (WDdjT)
I worked an "honest" program and you could not believe the efforts we went to to ensure the original data set was maintained as a pristine but accessible record. When nobody but the high priests get to see the data, you know there's trouble in the temple!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2017 11:07 PM (UDXti)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 04, 2017 11:08 PM (5mHMS)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at February 04, 2017 11:08 PM (Iy6JT)
So conspiracy to defraud.
If you cannot provide the data, then your paper/research is officially shit.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel
well that is the interesting part. no original data, who cares what your conclusions are? you may a well have drawn some lines with crayons. nothing undercuts your claims more.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 04, 2017 11:08 PM (cPsPa)
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Hm. He's a local guy. Interesting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2017 11:09 PM (ZO497)
now they're called LLV's Long Life vehicles
Posted by: booknlass at February 04, 2017 11:10 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2017 11:11 PM (4YGWz)
http://www.oldcarsweekly.com/car-of-the-week/car-of-the-week-1963-zip-van
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Chick magnet.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at February 04, 2017 11:11 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Willy J. at February 04, 2017 10:14 PM (W6Ch1)
Should wait til next weekend.
All the people that "bought" a tv for this weekend will be returning them, and those will be on sale for about $50-100 less.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at February 04, 2017 11:12 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2017 11:01 PM (ZO497)
I will have to go fetch it with a trailer. All four tires are flat and dry-rotted. The transmission is out of it, and pieces of it are strewn about inside. I don't even know if the engine is in it. But the engine and transmission I can make from stuff I have at home.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2017 11:12 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: booknlass at February 04, 2017 11:12 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 04, 2017 11:13 PM (5mHMS)
do you know how much it would cost to fix?
high to low estimate
Posted by: concrete girl
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No. I would be surprised if an independent shop would do it for less than $750, and likely more.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2017 11:13 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at February 04, 2017 11:04 PM (03xWx)
i did.
congrats to your daughter.
she will likely have a bee story or similar to always remember too.
and thank you booknlass, very much.
Posted by: concrete girl at February 04, 2017 11:14 PM (p0xM7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at February 04, 2017 11:11 PM (Nwg0u)
Or, with a surprisingly small investment in wire mesh, a chicken coop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2017 11:14 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 04, 2017 11:14 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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That's assuming a compressor replacement.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2017 11:14 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2017 11:15 PM (LEjMb)
So conspiracy to defraud.
If you cannot provide the data, then your paper/research is officially shit.
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It's like when the cops walk in and find you wiping your fingerprints off the knife. You know, like with a cloth.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at February 04, 2017 11:15 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Willy J. at February 04, 2017 10:14 PM (W6Ch1)
Yeah. The great thing about Lithuanian midget pr0n is that it's top-drawer all year round.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 04, 2017 11:16 PM (TRzoP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2017 11:13 PM (ZO497)
I'm thinking mine cost closer to $2000 but they had to replace almost everything. I don't have the paperwork handy so I can't be more specific.
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2017 11:16 PM (UDXti)
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Chick magnet.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at February 04, 2017 11:11 PM (Nwg0u)*
Probably Science Chicks! At that.
Posted by: tbodie at February 04, 2017 11:17 PM (PukHz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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The wellhead price of oil had better go up soon.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2017 11:17 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro (Soon to be Obamaboro) Vt at February 04, 2017 11:17 PM (Fbj4h)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2017 11:18 PM (UDXti)
(Yes, teaching kids the sabre and how to ride. Useful, when we face the Brutals...
)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 04, 2017 11:18 PM (5mHMS)
If we can't claw it back, then Trump should just bail on any future climate plans/commitments and say, "We paid it forward. We're done now. See you in the funny papers."
Or he can say nothing and still bail on any plans anyway. Then he can initiate fraud charges on those who fleeced the country.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 04, 2017 11:02
From his actions so far I think Trump will pimp the UN over on their spending OUR money. We shall see.
Good news on ibguys' sister, that's great Off for a snack...maybe BBL.
Posted by: Farmer at February 04, 2017 11:18 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Average Guy at February 04, 2017 11:19 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Hrothgar
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"Cold costs money. How cool do you want to be?"
Posted by: Sign Not Seen in Mad Max at February 04, 2017 11:19 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2017 11:12 PM (WDdjT)
I think that's great. I never developed any kind of talent like that for anything.
Posted by: Country Boy - Forever Deplorable at February 04, 2017 11:19 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2017 11:14 PM (ZO497)
The problem is, when a compressor fails, it can strew metal debris through the entire system, and much winds up in the expansion valve/orifice tube. You pretty much have to replace that part, and flush the entire system. If you don't the replacement compressor will die very early. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2017 11:19 PM (WDdjT)
Well that and "never have a toxic command structure that is lethal for morale", but nobody ever seemed to take that one seriously
Posted by: hogmartin at February 04, 2017 11:20 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 04, 2017 11:05 PM (1CroS)
In the sciences - as opposed to this shit - you have to deposit your data as supplementary material to accompany a submitted manuscript. For example, X-ray crystal structure papers have all of the reflection data and calculated structure factors deposited, so anyone can check the soundness of the solution. Even something as rock solid as X-ray structures occasionally turns up an erroneously solved structure. As for climastrology, anything they come up with that is in fact accurate is purely an oversight.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 04, 2017 11:20 PM (SRKgf)
http://www.oldcarsweekly.com/car-of-the-week/car-of-the-week-1963-zip-van
Chick magnet.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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I would rock that as a daily driver without question.
Very cool.
And on that note, I believe my weekly drive-by is over.
G'night & be well, horde. Miss y'all.
Posted by: Chi at February 04, 2017 11:20 PM (+wNVP)
Posted by: rickl at February 04, 2017 11:20 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 04, 2017 11:20 PM (4b0RA)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 04, 2017 11:21 PM (/qOjF)
Posted by: Sign Not Seen in Mad Max
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That actually was a neat sign, and that line used to be commonly quoted among racers. "Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2017 11:21 PM (ZO497)
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Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants
Also, mounted cavalry is useful against the Saxons.
Posted by: William, Duke of Normandy at February 04, 2017 11:21 PM (UaU/N)
Posted by: rickl at February 04, 2017 11:20 PM (sdi6R)
don't worry, they can always gnaw at your fingers if they get hungry
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 04, 2017 11:21 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 04, 2017 11:14 PM (VdICR)
Leave it to the krauts to make a machine gun out of anything.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 04, 2017 11:21 PM (SRKgf)
5. The National Anthem as sung by... Siri
4. Protesters setting fire to the Patriots' used dirty jockstraps
3. Bob Costas announcing his upcoming sexchange surgery
2. Great new Doritos ad featuring Amy Schumer, Robert Reich, and the latest S&M technology
1. Lady Gaga's grand entrance at halftime, slowly squeezing herself out of Hillary Clinton's anus
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 04, 2017 11:22 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: rickl
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Don't worry about it, I mean it's not like they would wake you up.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2017 11:22 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 04, 2017 11:22 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 04, 2017 11:20 PM (4b0RA)*
Better be.
Posted by: tbodie at February 04, 2017 11:23 PM (PukHz)
Chick magnet.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks.
You could get a Merry Mobile
http://tinyurl.com/j42xkuc
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 04, 2017 11:23 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
obviously a girl here...when you said a/c you meant air conditioner right?
if so, forget it.
windows down is fine by me.
Posted by: concrete girl at February 04, 2017 11:23 PM (p0xM7)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 04, 2017 11:14 PM (VdICR)
Jorge Sprave. (I'm assuming. Didn't watch the video.). Love his accent and his humor.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 04, 2017 11:23 PM (4b0RA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 04, 2017 11:23 PM (5mHMS)
Posted by: booknlass at February 04, 2017 11:23 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro (Soon to be Obamaboro) Vt at February 04, 2017 11:24 PM (Fbj4h)
Posted by: Country Boy - Forever Deplorable at February 04, 2017 11:19 PM (D2vc1)
Well, I don't mean "make from scratch". I mean, "overhaul one of the several defunct Lark sixes that I have, and couple it up to a known good Flightomatic stored in my parts stash.
WhenStudebaker built the Zip van, they raided their parts bin for the entire power train, and whatever else they could make work, like steering wheel and instrument panel. So I already own a vast supply of suitable spare parts. (for some meaning of suitable)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2017 11:25 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 04, 2017 11:26 PM (rH4JY)
It's gonna require a SEM focused in the area of change to figure out what xe is now, so the docs can actually change something.
Posted by: tbodie at February 04, 2017 11:26 PM (PukHz)
Have you heard of any 'direct action' against the SB? I want the dumbasses to try it.
#This IsHowTrumpWon.
Dumbasses.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 04, 2017 11:26 PM (4b0RA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 04, 2017 11:27 PM (5mHMS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 04, 2017 11:28 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: gNewt at February 04, 2017 11:28 PM (Z+ic4)
Posted by: MS. Costas at February 04, 2017 11:28 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
obviously a girl here...when you said a/c you meant air conditioner right?
if so, forget it.
windows down is fine by me.
Posted by: concrete girl
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Yes, air. Well, I've been getting by without it for two years, but I got trapped in some downtown traffic last August and suffered mightily. 98 deg. and humid.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2017 11:29 PM (ZO497)
monster. Can someone help me out? I've tried looking it up "face torso
monster", but I get no luck. Thanks in advance.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 04, 2017 10:14 PM (rH4JY)
You are thinking of the woodcut from Mandeville's Journeys, and you are thinking of the monster called "the men with the heads below their shoulders" but are shown as headless men with the faces in the torso.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2017 11:29 PM (LEjMb)
Posted by: Formna buachaill at February 04, 2017 11:29 PM (blPpW)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 04, 2017 11:20 PM (SRKgf)
Reminds me of the "bond stretch isomer" incident, which turned out to be due to a slight impurity giving an incorrect bond length, which is something I've come across many times (I've even had to do variable temperature 15-N NMR with gasseous 15-N2 in a J.-Young tube to prove a certain naysayer wrong).
Sadly, a lot of reviewers just don't care too much and never bother with the supplimental data. Heck, a lot of journals never bother forwarding on that information to reviewers in the first place.
Frankly, the experimental section of a paper is always the most important part, IMHO.
Posted by: The Nuclear Magnetic Hat at February 04, 2017 11:29 PM (vBeA5)
Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer.
Cannibal: Does this taste funny to you?
Other cannibal: No.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 04, 2017 11:30 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2017 11:29 PM (LEjMb)
Apparently I picked a really interesting moment to drop in on the ONT. Hi, all.
Posted by: Splunge at February 04, 2017 11:30 PM (iMxBJ)
Oh I know. Our bench work was archived. Every Western, Northern, Southern, x-ray, immuno, slide, you name it. Granted, there is material aging that cannot be affordably preserved for the rest of history, but the raw material was available for review. And the best experiments? We loved showing our archives. It's like going back over a trophy case and reminiscing.
Which goes to reiterate that what was going on in climate science was outright fraud. They have numbers. That's what they have. A big list of numbers. If they can't or won't produce the raw data and the explicit methodology of how they obtained it, then they truly have absolutely nothing but a multipage confession jumping out of their hands saying, "Arrest me now. I'm a con!"
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 04, 2017 11:31 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Bob Costass at February 04, 2017 11:31 PM (Tyii7)
congrats to your daughter.
she will likely have a bee story or similar to always remember too.
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Oh she certainly does. One lady she rode with got thrown at the beginning of the first day of a two day open class. She stiffly got back on and rode to the first PR checkpoint. At that point she could not dismount. EMT got her off stabilized and on the way for X-rays. Turns out when she was thrown, she broke her pelvis. Endurance trail is a cruel mistress.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at February 04, 2017 11:31 PM (03xWx)
Posted by: Average Guy at February 04, 2017 11:19 PM (LMcFk)
I think the Willys Fleetvan was also used by the Postal Service. IIRC, the contracts to Willys and Studebaker for building those vehicles were an attempt by the Eisenhower Administration to keep both those corporations alive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2017 11:32 PM (WDdjT)
It is a fine reflection of the depth of your character. As a consequence of that, I have a small request but first a story.
I grew up with a guy who became a priest and, over time, has risen to a position of great influence and responsibility within the Church - he is an Archbishop - his immediate boss is the Pope - seriously. When the shit gets too real, he returns home to decompress and we get together to get tanked, play cards and forget about mankind's problems.
Years ago he guided me through my spiritual crisis shortly after the death of my wife and I value his humanity greatly. He's a great man and I don't offer that honorific lightly.
He came home for a few days this week and we did our normal thing. After some serious beer drinking, we settled back and began talking about PT, the state of our country and the state of our DOMESTIC enemies. After much back and forth, I asked him what could I do to overcome our home grown leftists.
He told me - Pray for those fuckers. His exact words.
I've considered his advice and decided to accept it. I'm still at war with them - but I have now added those miserable fuckers to my prayer list along with all here who need it.
I humbly ask that you consider to do likewise.
They really need it. Perhaps even more than we do.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2017 11:32 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 04, 2017 11:33 PM (5mHMS)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2017 11:34 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: gNewt
After the last 8 years, it's great to have a First Lady that actually looks like a lady.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 04, 2017 11:35 PM (UaU/N)
Posted by: gNewt at February 04, 2017 11:28 PM (Z+ic4)
She shouldn't have to taxi for takeoff. Angels have VTOL capabilities.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2017 11:35 PM (WDdjT)
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Mmmmm. That scene in Dr. Zhivago where the Cossacks run down the commies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at February 04, 2017 11:35 PM (Nwg0u)
I've considered his advice and decided to accept it. I'm still at war with them - but I have now added those miserable fuckers to my prayer list along with all here who need it.
I humbly ask that you consider to do likewise.
They really need it. Perhaps even more than we do.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2017 11:32 PM (tr2D7)
Nothing will irk them more than knowing that we are praying for them to the G-d (Blessed be His Name) they do not believe in.
Posted by: Fox2! at February 04, 2017 11:36 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2017 11:29 PM (ZO497)*
Had a Honda with a temp sensor controlled radiator fan. Was living in Houston, TX at the time. Flew out of town to visit friends on 4July one year. Got back to Hobby and the damn sensor had failed. 100F, 85% RH, non functioning radiator fan.
Had to run my heater! all the way from airport to apartment just to keep from overheating the engine. BTW, that was a 45 minute drive.
Posted by: tbodie at February 04, 2017 11:36 PM (PukHz)
Posted by: Kindltot
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I'm disappointed that the SNL sketch "Their Eyes Were on Their Breasts!" isn't on line anywhere. It was hilarious. The premise being that women evolved to accommodate the proclivities of men.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2017 11:36 PM (ZO497)
To pray for one's enemies is to be a soldier of Christ.
That's why I do it every day. Good advice.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 04, 2017 11:37 PM (/qOjF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2017 11:35 PM (WDdjT)
But they get better range/payload capabilities with at least some run in ground effect.
Posted by: Fox2! at February 04, 2017 11:37 PM (brIR5)
Abid, Imran, and Jamal Awan were banned from computers and fired by House Democrats on various Intell committees for stealing secrets and fraud.
Quick; start a riot, shut down an airport and get a federal judge to stop this racist injustice!
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 04, 2017 11:37 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 04, 2017 11:35 PM (UaU/N)
So you spend 8 years not listening to my hit song?
Posted by: Steven Tyler at February 04, 2017 11:37 PM (iMxBJ)
i don't know how many guys have asked me if i want to sell.
sorry charlies, it's bought and paid for and i love it.
Posted by: concrete girl at February 04, 2017 11:38 PM (p0xM7)
If you think about it, it some of them find salvation, or become contented with their lives, we'll have fewer enemies....
Posted by: booknlass at February 04, 2017 11:38 PM (8mO0Q)
It would be hard to find a better example of class in the NFL than that man.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 04, 2017 11:38 PM (/qOjF)
Posted by: Steven Tyler
I thought the song was "Dude looks like a lady" not "Dude looks like a dude".
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 04, 2017 11:39 PM (UaU/N)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 04, 2017 11:40 PM (5mHMS)
Posted by: The Nuclear Magnetic Hat
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I have to ask, are you superconducting?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2017 11:40 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 04, 2017 11:40 PM (TRzoP)
Sorry to hear that. Hell would be more pleasant than a Houston summer. Las Vegas is invigorating compared to Houston. F*** humidity.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 04, 2017 11:40 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Kindltot
I think you're right. But can you translate latin?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jk384zf
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 04, 2017 11:41 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 04, 2017 10:14 PM (BK3ZS)
Me check for bees.
Posted by: Injun at February 04, 2017 11:41 PM (cmE8J)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 04, 2017 11:42 PM (p0xM7)
The result of all this chicanery has been that NOAA has claimed that every year for the past three years is the "Hottest Year EVAH!" And we are all gonna die.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at February 04, 2017 11:43 PM (9iR5/)
Oy! Is he doing okay otherwise?
Posted by: ibguy at February 04, 2017 10:57 PM (vUcdz)
Well, his gums aren't healing. He waited until the last minute to get his teeth pulled before the radiation (understandable) but they didn't explain that healing would be impacted. So, still no dentures. Plus no change in bad habits, and he says he won't go through this again.
Your guess is as good as mine.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 04, 2017 11:43 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Fred Sanford at February 04, 2017 11:43 PM (UaU/N)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 04, 2017 11:44 PM (Kyo8L)
I have 2 vehicles, the main ride is an 87 Dodge Ramcharger that is pristine still (I keep it like that), the FUN ride is my 68 Plymouth.
That was the ONLY car I ever bought new this one is an exact duplicate.
Original right off the showroom floor cost $2945,00
Current one is now at $19750--that includes the purchase price of $5600.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 04, 2017 11:44 PM (X35Yt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2017 11:44 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 04, 2017 11:44 PM (5mHMS)
I read Mandeville, and it has led me wrong in so many ways. I suppose that is the tradition, after all.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2017 11:44 PM (LEjMb)
Posted by: tbodie at February 04, 2017 11:44 PM (PukHz)
I see Ace has been lending out the time machine again.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 04, 2017 11:45 PM (TRzoP)
It would be hard to find a better example of class in the NFL than that man.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 04, 2017 11:38 PM (/qOjF)
--Kurt Warner was also Payton Man of the Year a few years ago. Larry Fitzgerald is this year, and will join Kurt in the Hall of Fame eventually.
Posted by: logprof at February 04, 2017 11:46 PM (GsAUU)
yep, I'm as shocked at this as anyone, since I'm totally not the 4chan demographic.
well, earlier today, there was a mention of what 4chan could do that would be positive for the nation.
tonight, I found this:
https://twitter.com/anticomofficial
Anti-Communist action to fight groups like Antifa and protect innocent life.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 04, 2017 11:46 PM (J5mC3)
I've considered his advice and decided to accept it. I'm still at war with them - but I have now added those miserable fuckers to my prayer list along with all here who need it.
I humbly ask that you consider to do likewise.
They really need it. Perhaps even more than we do."
-Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2017 11:32 PM (tr2D7)
Your friend is quite correct. It becomes quite rough, at times, but he is correct. Ask them to not only "think" of The Word, but believe.
Nancy Pelosi makes it quite tough, but I am required to pray for her.
Praying for them also buffers me from falling back into dark habits of having such a Wicked Tongue.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 04, 2017 11:46 PM (6gk0M)
Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer.
Canibal: Does this taste funny to you?
Other cannibal: No.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 04, 2017 11:30
LOL, thanks for the laugh.
Time for bed for me, work beckons tomorrow. Be well all.
Posted by: Farmer at February 04, 2017 11:46 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Terrell "T.O." Owens at February 04, 2017 11:46 PM (HwVbl)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 04, 2017 11:42 PM (p0xM7)*
Ha. Ha.
Nope, still can't laugh about it.
Posted by: tbodie at February 04, 2017 11:46 PM (PukHz)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 04, 2017 11:47 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2017 11:44 PM (4YGWz)<<<
9005?! Stealing Ace's time machine again?
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 04, 2017 11:47 PM (tyrWm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 04, 2017 11:47 PM (0S5sS)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants
I believe that St Ronald of Reagan said that killing commies is the highest of callings.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 04, 2017 11:48 PM (UaU/N)
Thanks, ibguy.
I talked with Mom on the phone about an hour ago. I know she's
doing better because when I told her that she couldn't run wheelchair
races in the hallway. She asked me, "Well, what about when I get home?"
If she still has her sense of humor, she's going to be fine.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 04, 2017 10:21 PM (rJUlF)
Great news about your mom. Hope she is home soon. Guess don't have to be concerned about her outlook
ibguy Have a good visit with Joyce. May your love and support strengthen her. As always, prayers. Blessings and grace. Sent email for CB addy.
Posted by: gracepc at February 04, 2017 11:49 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 04, 2017 11:49 PM (p0xM7)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2017 10:02 PM (4YGWz)
I believe Reagan, Poppy and W all returned the salutes that were offered to them. But they had all served. I think WJC also returned salutes, but he had never served. In fact, he had gone out of his way to not serve, not be drafted, but still preserve his political viability. the SC*OAMF return salutes? All ready, I have blanked that memory.
If you are going to return a salute, at least learn how to do it properly. If you did serve, find the senior noncommissioned officer of your service and ask him to refresh you on how to do it. If you didn't serve, take an Officer of Marines aside and ask him to teach you. Or better, the senior Gunny in the White House or at Camp David.
That takes care of how. Should you? If you aren't going to do it properly, then no. If you don't respect the men and women who serve under you, then don't. If you are going to do an ImpSec Analyst wave, don't. If you do it as a recognition of the pride, service and sacrifice of those who salute you, then yes.
Just my tuppence.
Posted by: Fox2! at February 04, 2017 11:50 PM (brIR5)
https://youtu.be/Z19hR04Ckb8
https://youtu.be/pjeMhBp6nrk
https://youtu.be/0c1NNnZBke8
https://youtu.be/n5w2Mh6CyXo
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 04, 2017 11:51 PM (mBnZE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 04, 2017 11:47 PM (0S5sS)<<<
Ted Kennedy* impersonation?
*spit
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 04, 2017 11:51 PM (tyrWm)
-Posted by: concrete girl at February 04, 2017 11:49 PM (p0xM7)
Properly, ma'am.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 04, 2017 11:52 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
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Growing up, my deceased Dad had an Aunt Esther.
Her Husband's name was Barney.
My favorite part of our annual spring/summer road trips to Gramma's in Michigan was the side trip to "Uncle Bunny and Aunt Easter's" house...
I was in my twenties before I knew their real names.
Posted by: Chi at February 04, 2017 11:52 PM (+wNVP)
Did my heart good to see PT return a proper salute to the military. Much better than that little hand wave the JEF did.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at February 04, 2017 11:52 PM (9iR5/)
I've considered his advice and decided to accept it. I'm still at
war with them - but I have now added those miserable fuckers to my
prayer list along with all here who need it.
I humbly ask that you consider to do likewise.
They really need it. Perhaps even more than we do.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2017 11:32 PM (tr2D7)
You're right, you're right. I know you're right. I will pray for those fuckers.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 04, 2017 11:52 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: shibumi
I followed the link and am encouraged by their vigor and position. Cultural marxism is at the root of this mess, imho. I've been reading Horowitz's The Professors, and since the '80s, tens, maybe 100's of millions of little marxists have graduated out of the universities. the fattest rats are all still there, still chucking out 3 million leftists a year.
Posted by: booknlass at February 04, 2017 11:53 PM (8mO0Q)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jk384zf
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 04, 2017 11:41 PM (rH4JY)
That is not Latin. It is ancient German. I can recognize a few words, but the antique script has me confused.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2017 11:53 PM (WDdjT)
https://youtu.be/KzP8ebN-IOo
Jya ne!
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 04, 2017 11:53 PM (0S5sS)
Posted by: Splunge at February 04, 2017 11:54 PM (iMxBJ)
Who the Dems are focusing on opposing and who they aren't gives a good indication of who is pulling the strings...
Posted by: The Edumacational Hat at February 04, 2017 11:54 PM (vBeA5)
So he moved to Chicago. Fought for the US instead.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 04, 2017 11:55 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 04, 2017 11:49 PM (p0xM7)
The traditional prayer to St. Michael:
St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May G-d rebuke him, we humbly pray. And do you, o Prince of the Heavenly Host, by the power of G-d, cast into hell Satan and all the evil spirits who wander the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.
Patron of Police, the United States Marines, and Popes.
Posted by: Fox2! at February 04, 2017 11:55 PM (brIR5)
going to do it properly, then no. If you don't respect the men and women
who serve under you, then don't. If you are going to do an ImpSec
Analyst wave, don't. If you do it as a recognition of the pride, service
and sacrifice of those who salute you, then yes.
Posted by: Fox2! at February 04, 2017 11:50 PM (brIR5)<<
When you have to salute, salute... don't talk.
Posted by: Tuco at February 04, 2017 11:55 PM (tyrWm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2017 10:55 PM
Seriously???
That's MY neck of the woods! People who *live* here don't even admit to that...
Posted by: Voiceover at February 04, 2017 11:56 PM (9QWo+)
Posted by: shibumi
Confession time: I first heard of Antifa from the title of one of Milo's youtube videos, and for a few seconds I though it was a person's name. I just thought that a large lady from the hood named Antifa got pissed off at him and started fucking people's shit up.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 04, 2017 11:56 PM (UaU/N)
Posted by: The Nuclear Magnetic Hat
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I have to ask, are you superconducting?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2017 11:40 PM (ZO497)
Yes, but you'll have to guess Type I or Type II...
Posted by: The Electron Paired Hat at February 04, 2017 11:57 PM (vBeA5)
Decisional shooting
1. Was there a way for the suspect to injure or kill? Is there a way for the suspect to bring deadly force or serious bodily injury?
2. The tool to carry out the threat. Time and distance is an issue. Position of suspect.
3. Does the threat exist? Does the suspect manifest intent to cause harm?
4. Do you feel threatened?
OK, that was right off the powerpoint.
Now let's go to Berkeley, and you are a member of a conservative campus group and you are wanting to get in to see Milo. The black-clad face-shrouded roughnecks are approaching you carrying steel rods with which they will beat you.
You've got a gun.
What do you do?
Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 04, 2017 11:57 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: horst wessel at February 04, 2017 11:57 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2017 11:32 PM (tr2D7)
I agree. That is good and proper advice.
What would be the proper Latin translation?
Here is my shot at it, with the help of goog translate:
Ora pro populo, qui malum.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 04, 2017 11:58 PM (8iiMU)
Looks fairly modern. The script is a little funny, but easier than Fraktur, that's for sure!
Posted by: t-bird at February 04, 2017 11:59 PM (k8DTS)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 04, 2017 11:41 PM (rH4JY)
That's not Latin.
that is some sort of German.
The earliest manuscripts of Mandeville's Journeys are French and Latin, but it was translated widely. The earliest woodcuts are supposed to be these ones
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j4mgold
But Mandeville stole widely from other older authors, many of the classical. Apparently the headless ones were also referred to by Pliny and Herodotus.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2017 11:59 PM (LEjMb)
What do you do?
Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 04, 2017 11:57 PM (U6f54)
How did you get a CCW in California? Are you Pelosi's nephew?
Posted by: Splunge at February 05, 2017 12:00 AM (iMxBJ)
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just for fun, got to youtube and search "is lady gaga a man" and watch the video on the motorcycle
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 05, 2017 12:00 AM (J5mC3)
The story is that's what happened at the previous riot, with the man shot in the gut. According to one of Molyneux's guests.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 05, 2017 12:01 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 05, 2017 12:01 AM (5mHMS)
That's MY neck of the woods! People who *live* here don't even admit to that...
Posted by: Voiceover at February 04, 2017 11:56 PM (9QWo+)
I am a snowbird from Alberta. I bought a wreck of a house here in AJ, and am slowly fixing it up. If I walk south for ten minutes, I could be at WalMart.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2017 12:01 AM (WDdjT)
After that, proximity is all.
Posted by: navybrat at February 05, 2017 12:02 AM (w7KSn)
You've got a gun.
What do you do?
Posted by: the littl shyning man
Wonder how I was licensed, and wonder why I was bothered to be involved.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2017 12:02 AM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Fox2! at February 04, 2017 11:50 PM (brIR5)
Here's a bag of breadcrumbs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2017 12:02 AM (92kX2)
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just for fun, got to youtube and search "is lady gaga a man" and watch the video on the motorcycle
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 05, 2017 12:00 AM (J5mC3)
Yeah, not doing that. Lady Gaga's secret is that she is boring. The rest is an act. A good one, I admit.
Posted by: Splunge at February 05, 2017 12:02 AM (iMxBJ)
That's MY neck of the woods! People who *live* here don't even admit to that...
They should be happy it's not Gila Bend.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 05, 2017 12:02 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 05, 2017 12:03 AM (Vs5+o)
You've got a gun.
What do you do?
Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 04, 2017 11:57 PM (U6f54)
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In Cali, you go to jail. In TX, you give a statement. The answer here depends on state laws.
Whatever the case, only tell the police you feared for your life and say no more say no more until your attorney is present.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 05, 2017 12:03 AM (R3Jti)
And if it is on a campus that permits students to carry concealed weapons, that means there may be gun-carrying Milo supporters mixed with the thugs.
What could go wrong?
Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 05, 2017 12:04 AM (U6f54)
I followed the link and am encouraged by their vigor and position. Cultural marxism is at the root of this mess, imho. I've been reading Horowitz's The Professors, and since the '80s, tens, maybe 100's of millions of little marxists have graduated out of the universities. the fattest rats are all still there, still chucking out 3 million leftists a year.
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there were a lot of people on 4chan that were really behind Trump, and the majority still seem to be.
For those on Twitter, please check out the link:
https://twitter.com/anticomofficial
They also have a draft of what they're about on google docs. This thing just started today, and it seems like a positive thing that is being done by the under 35 crowd.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 05, 2017 12:05 AM (J5mC3)
title of one of Milo's youtube videos, and for a few seconds I though it
was a person's name. I just thought that a large lady from the hood
named Antifa got pissed off at him and started fucking people's shit up.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 04, 2017 11:56 PM (UaU/N)
Antifa is straight out of the Republican Spain's agitprop. AND it was a pretext for closing down and arresting all the Anarchists by claiming they were secret fascist supporters receiving aid from and in turn aiding "legions of German and Italian Fascists"
Antifa was forgotten with the fall of Catalonia, and the only places you see it now is with the damned Anarchists here and the Catalonian sepratists.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2017 12:06 AM (LEjMb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 05, 2017 12:06 AM (5mHMS)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 05, 2017 12:07 AM (cPsPa)
I guess in CA the conservatives had better be armed with pool cues and broken beer bottles.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 05, 2017 12:07 AM (U6f54)
Posted by: catman at February 05, 2017 12:08 AM (5jdSv)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Oddly, no plot. king kong is a lousy movie in every version.
Posted by: yankeefifth
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2017 12:09 AM (4YGWz)
I guess in CA the conservatives had better be armed with pool cues and broken beer bottles.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 05, 2017 12:07 AM (U6f54)
Well...ASP batons are legal here...
Posted by: Splunge at February 05, 2017 12:09 AM (iMxBJ)
I'll take "studies least likely to be replicated" for $400
Posted by: Cave Johnson at February 05, 2017 12:11 AM (/dvDR)
So they're aligned with radical Islam. (
Posted by: booknlass at February 05, 2017 12:11 AM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: catman at February 05, 2017 12:11 AM (5H2BV)
My entire time in the navy and I never heard of this. Sounds bogus.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 05, 2017 12:12 AM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 05, 2017 12:13 AM (VdICR)
#1 daughter rides beautifully, and clearly knows her horse. #2 daughter rides wildly, yet keeps control. #1 son, who wears no spurs and carries no whip, speaks unintelligible syllables to his horse, yey rides
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 05, 2017 12:13 AM (5mHMS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2017 12:13 AM (IqV8l)
Whatever the case, only tell the police you feared for your life and say no more say no more until your attorney is present."
-Posted by: Flyboy at February 05, 2017 12:03 AM (R3Jti)
-Yup. This. exactly.
Know your laws and don't get "mixed-up" in something at BERKLEY in the first place.
Avoiding situations when you aren't Law Enforcement is a Great Idea.
It is also simple enough, (not easy, but simple), to learn Law Enforcement tactics in your State, City, County or Township.
Follow those and do not break the law.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 12:13 AM (6gk0M)
My entire time in the navy and I never heard of this. Sounds bogus.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
however, engaging in taboo aboard a ship is considered good luck. sailors.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 05, 2017 12:14 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Hamlet, Prince of Denmark at February 05, 2017 12:16 AM (UaU/N)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 05, 2017 12:16 AM (IcT7t)
Avoiding situations when you aren't Law Enforcement is a Great Idea.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 12:13 AM (6gk0M)
Exactly. Avoiding mobs is always the best choice if you have it.
Posted by: Splunge at February 05, 2017 12:16 AM (iMxBJ)
goodnight, and may you sleep soundly, and dream happiness.
Posted by: booknlass at February 05, 2017 12:17 AM (8mO0Q)
"Dozens injured as police clash with Antifa."
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 05, 2017 12:17 AM (10LGw)
I'll take "studies least likely to be replicated" for $400
Posted by: Cave Johnson
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I don't want to see the raw data. TMI.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2017 12:18 AM (ZO497)
Here ya go!
http://tinyurl.com/hwkpsp4
It's in an excel file that's clean.
Oldest: 65
Youngest: 18
Most between 20 and 30; I think the highest number is between 25-30.
All those millennials who graduated and found their degrees are useless?
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 05, 2017 12:18 AM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 12:18 AM (6gk0M)
"Dozens injured as police clash with Antifa."
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 05, 2017 12:17 AM (10LGw)
I got 99 problems and Antifa ain't one.
Favorite tweet from today's Twitter "refute a song" festival:
I have 100 problems.
Posted by: Splunge at February 05, 2017 12:19 AM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 12:19 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 05, 2017 12:20 AM (5mHMS)
...great.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)
-----------------
It's after 10pm, dammit...
(All jokes aside, I hope Dad is OK. Prayers continue)
Posted by: Chi at February 05, 2017 12:21 AM (+wNVP)
(and now I'm stuck on a banned proxy for a while).
Posted by: t-bird at February 05, 2017 12:22 AM (eeTCA)
Posted by: booknlass at February 05, 2017 12:23 AM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: catman at February 05, 2017 12:11 AM (5H2BV)
That's Fay Wray. From the little Mormon town of Cardston, Alberta. They even have a monument to her there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2017 12:23 AM (WDdjT)
Blemmyes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headless_men
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 05, 2017 12:25 AM (mBnZE)
The classic example given: "Hud." Of course, readers are listing their own fave films with either downer endings, non-endings, or where nothing is learned by anybody.
I listed:
- The Founder
- The Swimmer
- The War Of The Roses
- Picnic At Hanging Rock
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 05, 2017 12:26 AM (u8kLQ)
You've got a gun.
What do you do?
Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 04, 2017 11:57 PM (U6f54)
Not talk about it online, where it could potentially come back to haunt you in a court of law?
Posted by: Don Q. at February 05, 2017 12:26 AM (qf6WZ)
which has no heads, eyes on their shoulders and a mouth in their chest
(shaped like something I can't make out).
(and now I'm stuck on a banned proxy for a while).
Posted by: t-bird at February 05, 2017 12:22 AM (eeTCA)
"shaped like a horseshoe" is how it reads in English from my English copy
And for fun, try googling "To reset your Internet Explorer proxy settings yourself" from microsoft.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2017 12:27 AM (LEjMb)
And she is a cutie. Bet MP4 has a file on her with cool stories. Love his posts.
Posted by: tbodie at February 05, 2017 12:28 AM (PukHz)
Posted by: gNewt at February 05, 2017 12:29 AM (kvhal)
You live in that "reality" place, don't you?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 05, 2017 12:29 AM (IcT7t)
Also, the busty blond and a couple of sultry brunettes. Would have had a busty hot red head but they killed her off last season.
I like this stupid silly twisted show.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 05, 2017 12:29 AM (Kyo8L)
And I do wonder if that wasn't influenced by the Jenny Hanivers, skates or rays cut and dried to look like homunculi.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2017 12:32 AM (LEjMb)
The classic example given: "Hud." Of course, readers are listing
their own fave films with either downer endings, non-endings, or where
nothing is learned by anybody.
I listed:
- The Founder
- The Swimmer
- The War Of The Roses
- Picnic At Hanging Rock
Posted by: qdpsteve"
Original "Vanishing Point"
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 05, 2017 12:32 AM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 05, 2017 12:34 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: JEM at February 05, 2017 12:34 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2017 11:32 PM (tr2D7)
Hard to do, but will comply as it is the right thing.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 05, 2017 12:34 AM (nQ10o)
Fascism came into existence because Mussolini, an international socialist, believed that you could support your country even if you were a socialist.
In post-WW1 Germany the international socialists were attempting to bring down the more or less democratic government with "street theater" - riots, theft, assaults and assassinations.
The German National Socialists arose as a competitor - and since misguided young men like mayhem and they would swap back and forth between the two sides depending on who seemed to have the upper hand...
The German Center didn't know how to stop it, but did know that a country that couldn't maintain basic order would not last - and they saw the bloody outcome of their neighbors in the Soviet Union.
The National Socialists for their part were far more pragmatic then the communists, and allowed the German Center and Right to think that they could be worked with.
The NAZIs did then crush the international left and took power on an anti-communist line. Of course not long after they took power they...allied with the Soviet Union to dismember eastern Europe between the two of them.
The Soviets and Germans would fall out and go to war, but it should be pointed out the National Socialist Germans and the fascist Italians almost went to war in 36 as well. The notion that there was as fundamental ideological difference between Stalin and Hitler is plain wrong, or at least outside of the notion that each man believed he should be the paramount leader...
So then what does this all mean?
Well there are differences between national and international socialists, they aren't particularly important. Socialists of all stripe are ultimately totalitarians and their leaders will work with each other, or oppose each other, as appropriate for their own personal interests.
And as for the street level thugs on both sides, ideology takes a distant second place to the joys of power and destruction. This is why the tactics of the socialist left are no different then the national socialist "right".
You can't, ultimately, convince the left to stop their increasingly violent and authoritarian ways because that is preciously why they are part of the movement.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2017 12:36 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: qdpsteve"
You can have 12 different people watch it and get 12 different opinions on what it means.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 05, 2017 12:37 AM (w+Jhj)
Soon there will be a host of complaining MSM articles about Pres.45 saluting his mil-staff , but...
What is your preferred response from a CINC greeting to service members?
I'd prefer a return salute. Then I could go to order Arms.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 05, 2017 12:37 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: t-bird at February 05, 2017 12:37 AM (k8DTS)
Yes have seen-- but this the perfect moniker for that particular specimen.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 05, 2017 12:40 AM (nQ10o)
http://tinyurl.com/jeay9x2
Rubio, Kasich, Jeb. Ryan and Boehner. McCain, Graham.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 05, 2017 12:40 AM (VdICR)
And I live about 10 min east of the Basha's on 60.
Small freakin' world!!
Posted by: voiceover at February 05, 2017 12:40 AM (9QWo+)
Hypothetically of course one would regretfully defend ones life
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2017 12:41 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 05, 2017 12:42 AM (cPsPa)
http://tinyurl.com/jeay9x2
Rubio, Kasich, Jeb. Ryan and Boehner. McCain, Graham.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 05, 2017 12:40 AM (VdICR)
Whoa.
Posted by: Splunge at February 05, 2017 12:42 AM (iMxBJ)
They would have all preferred Hillary's greeting. "All you sh!t kickers can f*ck off!".
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 05, 2017 12:43 AM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: ibguy at February 04, 2017 10:12 PM (vUcdz)
Prayer for your sister, you and your family.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 05, 2017 12:43 AM (nQ10o)
Posted by: 18-1
As far as I can tell, the difference between Communism and Naziism is style. Is the boot crushing a human face a fashionable Hugo Boss boot or a cheap knockoff?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 05, 2017 12:43 AM (UaU/N)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 05, 2017 12:43 AM (hVdx9)
I love AJ not crazy about the A Trail however
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2017 12:44 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: ace of cats at February 05, 2017 12:46 AM (Wt11D)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 05, 2017 12:43 AM (hVdx9)
I got a letter today from the GOPe weasel. I will be posting it in the ONT sometime soon.
He promised real & replace of Obamacare.
Why don't I believe him
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2017 12:46 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2017 12:44 AM (voOPb)
You mean the main drag through town, or Highway 88?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2017 12:47 AM (WDdjT)
After proper and several investigations and research at Western Union and Money Gram Office, we found your name in Western Union database among those that have sent money through Western Union and this proves that you have truly been swindled by those unscrupulous persons by sending money to them through Western Union/Money Gram in the course of getting one fund or the other that is not real.
In this regard a meeting was held between the Board of Directors of WESTERN UNION, MONEY GRAM, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) alongside with the Ministry of Finance, As a consequence of our investigations it was agreed that the sum of One Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars ($150,000.00 USD) should be transferred to you out from the funds that The United States Department of the Treasury has set aside as compensation payment for scam victims.
This case would be handled and supervised by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI). We have submitted your details to them so that your funds can be transferred to you.
Contact the Western Union agent office through the information below:
Contact Person: Pastor Nicholas
Address: Western Union Post Office, Texas
Email: pastornico11@gmail.com
Yours sincerely,
JAMES B. COMEY
DIRECTORFEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535
Posted by: Soothsayer SLE (Special Limited Edition) at February 05, 2017 12:48 AM (Yfclo)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
---------------
That we know about...
Either way, for Speaker of the House, that's a cheap fucking date.
Posted by: Chi at February 05, 2017 12:50 AM (+wNVP)
Isn't that hilarious?
"Pastor Nicholas" says in this email that I've been "swindled by those unscrupulous persons" and he made it right for me.
The "ministry of finance" was a nice touch. But the best part was signing the email "James Comey."
These wacky Africans really crack me up.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLE (Special Limited Edition) at February 05, 2017 12:51 AM (Yfclo)
In this regard a meeting was held between the Board of Directors of WESTERN UNION, MONEY GRAM, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) alongside with the Ministry of Finance, As a consequence of our investigations it was agreed that the sum of One Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars ($150,000.00 USD) should be transferred to you out from the funds that The United States Department of the Treasury has set aside as compensation payment for scam victims.
This case would be handled and supervised by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI). We have submitted your details to them so that your funds can be transferred to you.
Contact the Western Union agent office through the information below:
Contact Person: Pastor Nicholas
Address: Western Union Post Office, Texas
Email: pastornico11@gmail.com
Yours sincerely,
JAMES B. COMEY
DIRECTORFEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535
Posted by: Soothsayer SLE
so was this in conjunction with the nigerian prince that was asking you to fund his acquisition of some special chemical to remove ink pack stain from $50 million he has stored in a storage space in new jersey?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 05, 2017 12:52 AM (cPsPa)
Address: Western Union Post Office, Texas
Email: pastornico11@gmail.com
Yours sincerely,
JAMES B. COMEY
DIRECTORFEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535
Posted by: Soothsayer SLE (Special Limited Edition) at February 05, 2017 12:48 AM (Yfclo)
Of course they need your banking information and password to process the payment, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2017 12:52 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Usntakim at February 05, 2017 12:52 AM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 05, 2017 12:43 AM (hVdx9)
I got a letter today from the GOPe weasel. I will be posting it in the ONT sometime soon.
He promised real & replace of Obamacare.
Why don't I believe him
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 05, 2017 12:46 AM (voOPb)
Why could it have something to do with him being a dishonest shit that hasn't followed through on a single meaningful promise in his tenure?
You can almost always count on someone to come along and try to defend Ryan. And you know what I am willing to believe him too. Once he's done it. And not a second before. And probably not even for a while after either because I remember the 2010 budget cuts that wound up not even being a drop in the ocean.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 05, 2017 12:52 AM (8dgCO)
Posted by: Dan K. at February 05, 2017 12:52 AM (UROJb)
Of course they need your banking information and password to process the payment, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2017 12:52
don't be silly, they simply need you to stop by and sign for your money.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 05, 2017 12:53 AM (cPsPa)
The previous eleven years had seen a suddenly dynamic and muscular America exerting influence over the world in a way not seen since Britain was knocked down to size in the early 19th century.
But then America stopped doing what it had done. We had replaced Reagan with a Bush...and would soon replace Bush with a clown.
America's military was weakened, but far more important America's will to fight or even defend itself ebbed away.
We abandoned allies - like Masood's government in Afghanistan - and we let Europe chain ourselves to it. A common argument in the 90s was Europeans arguing that America was deeply guilty for not cleaning up the mess Europe had left in Rwanda - with the surety that if America had intervened it would have been damned for that as well.
1991 should have seen a Pax Americana much like the Pax Romana of Augustus or the Pax Britannica of the 19th century. But we threw it away, and for...nothing of any importance. And we have since paid for it, and will almost certainly pay far more for it, even if Trump exceeds our growing expectations.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2017 12:55 AM (aZq03)
He needs to wear them under a breakaway track suit and be waiting in the Senate gallery.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 05, 2017 12:55 AM (mBnZE)
Why don't I believe him
According to our esteemed moron colleague JackStraw, "these things take time."
Posted by: Soothsayer SLE (Special Limited Edition) at February 05, 2017 12:55 AM (Yfclo)
If you can't trust the American Ministry of Finance, who can you trust?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 05, 2017 12:55 AM (UaU/N)
I had to check myself because I've only panicked her after ten back in 1993 when I was arrested for doing things I should not have been doing.
Her answer: "Spend the weekend in jail." She was right, of course.
My answer tonight: "Don't ever call me after ten pm again to panic me over nothing, please?"
Wash day is tomorrow and she loves her showers. Dad isn't quite spry and lucid enough yet to diagnose what is wrong.
Ten will get you twenty that it is the thermocouple. The tank is probably fifteen years old, though.
*Serenity Prayer*
My heart is still beating pretty hard.
If it not an emergency, Do Not Call after 10:00 P.M.!!!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 12:59 AM (6gk0M)
And she is a cutie. Bet MP4 has a file on her with cool stories. Love his posts.
Posted by: tbodie at February 05, 2017 12:28 AM (PukHz)
A little mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8xNx5AFuWo
Posted by: The Ape Hat at February 05, 2017 01:01 AM (vBeA5)
"I think we lost..."
Me: *gasp*
..."the water heater and I have to do laundry tomorrow."
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 01:01 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLE (Special Limited Edition) at February 05, 2017 12:55 AM (Yfclo)
=======
Unfair and not true. He simply stated that it would take time for Trump policies to take effect.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 05, 2017 01:02 AM (R3Jti)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 01:03 AM (6gk0M)
I understand how you feel. My mom would call me for the littlest things as she got older, even late at night.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 05, 2017 01:03 AM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at February 05, 2017 01:05 AM (6qaP0)
When you have a sec, I have been looking for for you - "rolling machine" question.
Posted by: Chi at February 05, 2017 01:05 AM (+wNVP)
Posted by: Flyboy at February 05, 2017 01:07 AM (R3Jti)
try doing it for eight long years.
i did, with my mostly immobile stroke bound father.
every day i watched him die a slow death.
eight years.
Posted by: concrete girl at February 05, 2017 01:07 AM (Vs5+o)
Her Husband's name was Barney.
My favorite part of our annual spring/summer road trips to Gramma's in Michigan was the side trip to "Uncle Bunny and Aunt Easter's" house...
I was in my twenties before I knew their real names.
Posted by: Chi at February 04, 2017 11:52 PM (+wNVP)
My aunt called my dad "Brother". So her daughter called my dad "Uncle Brother". It wasn't until we hit adulthood that all us kids realized how weird that sounded.
Posted by: JuJuBee at February 05, 2017 01:07 AM (dargh)
***
Only the US, and to a lesser extent Latin America, have been able to make an immigration heavy dynamic work, and they have done it by forcing people to become American (or Argentinian, etc).
Traditionally of course immigration is synonymous with conquest.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2017 01:10 AM (aZq03)
Jeez, a mass mooning in Chicago. Imagine a thousand pasty white asses turned toward the Trump hotel in chi-town. And they instantly turn blue, because February in Chicago is no picnic when the wind is blowing in from the Lake.
That'll show Trump!
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at February 05, 2017 01:12 AM (P8951)
-Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 05, 2017 01:03 AM (w+Jhj)
This one has all her reasoning about her and I think she's panicking, now.
Dad seemed fine over the past three weeks. A little goofy, but a damned Water Heater?!?
She Broke Her Own Rule and panicked me for No Good Reason.
I got lectures about this as a child, teenager and even as an adult. Three minute monologues about how my Grandmother was sick and after that, my Grandfather.
Her Rules!
No One Will Call This House After Ten Unless There Is An Emergency, Damnit!!! I will not be woken...
...Blah-Blah-Blah
She'll get a respectful earful tomorrow.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 01:13 AM (6gk0M)
After proper and several investigations and research at Western Union and Money Gram Office, we found your name in Western Union database among those that have sent money through Western Union and this proves that you have truly been swindled by those unscrupulous persons by sending money to them through Western Union/Money Gram in the course of getting one fund or the other that is not real.
.
.
.
Contact Person: Pastor Nicholas
Address: Western Union Post Office, Texas
Email: pastornico11@gmail.com
Yours sincerely,
JAMES B. COMEY
DIRECTORFEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535
Posted by: Soothsayer SLE (Special Limited Edition) at February 05, 2017 12:48 AM (Yfclo)
Seems legit.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at February 05, 2017 01:13 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 12:59 AM (6gk0M)*
About 2 years after i married Mrs. tbodie she takes off on a scheduled trip back home. Drive time is 12 hours. ETA is 4am my time.
I go to bed about 10pm. Phone rings at 1130pm, i wake up in full panic mode.
Drunk guy asks if "Jane is there?" I politely tell him he's got the wrong number. I go back to bed.
About 1140pm phone rings again, same drunk guy demanding to talk to Jane. I tell him to never to call me again and hang up. I go back to bed.
About mid night phone rings again. Same drunk demanding to talk to Jane. I tell him I have fucked Jane twice and we're about to go again,
and that if he were any man at all Jane would be with him.
I go back to bed and never heard from him again.
Posted by: tbodie at February 05, 2017 01:13 AM (PukHz)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 05, 2017 01:14 AM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 01:14 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 01:15 AM (6gk0M)
Tucker Carlson had a good question on Friday: why is it only majority white first world countries are expected to take in immigrants? Because of colonialism? Japan had a colonial empire too - and a very large one - and nobody is pressuring them to take in immigrants. And they wouldn't anyway.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at February 05, 2017 01:16 AM (P8951)
and that if he were any man at all Jane would be with him.
I go back to bed and never heard from him again.
Posted by: tbodie at February 05, 2017 01:13 AM (PukHz)
Hah!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2017 01:16 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: James Podesta at February 05, 2017 01:16 AM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at February 05, 2017 01:17 AM (P8951)
eight years.
Posted by: concrete girl at February 05, 2017 01:07 AM (Vs5+o)*
I csnnot imagine the pain that caused, nor the strength you displayed while working thru it.
Posted by: tbodie at February 05, 2017 01:17 AM (PukHz)
-Posted by: tbodie at February 05, 2017 01:13 AM (PukHz)
*HAH!*
Good for you!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 01:18 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there
Damn right
Posted by: TFG at February 05, 2017 01:19 AM (UaU/N)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hksvex9
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 05, 2017 01:19 AM (rH4JY)
***
Britain is arguably the most successful colonial state...but the second is clearly Arabia.
In 600AD Arabs live in the Arabian peninsula and southern Iraq.
They didn't live in the Mahgreb, or Egypt, or Israel, or Syria, etc, etc.
But under the caliphate they conquered those regions and colonized them.
And the interesting part is that while say a Hindi or a Maori can argue the problems (and benefits) of colonization, the groups that Arabs colonized were generally destroyed.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2017 01:21 AM (aZq03)
-Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at February 05, 2017 01:17 AM (P8951)
Yeah and I haven't done a damned thing about reading-up on anything for the Fantasy Season.
I don't know who went where and I have no idea what is going on.
As Commissioner, I have always told people that Real Life gets in the way and I have only begun to really understand that statement over the past two years.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 01:23 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: another possible answer at February 05, 2017 01:25 AM (044Fx)
Tucker Carlson had a good question on Friday: why is it only majority white first world countries are expected to take in immigrants? Because of colonialism? Japan had a colonial empire too - and a very large one - and nobody is pressuring them to take in immigrants. And they wouldn't anyway.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at February 05, 2017 01:16 AM (P8951)
I bet all those other majority white countries have much more strict immigration rules than the US. And they would lose their shit if we tried to make ours match theirs. They don't even think we have the right to know who is coming into our country.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 05, 2017 01:25 AM (8dgCO)
*goes back for de-frazzling*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 01:26 AM (6gk0M)
Whatever that dump is or isn't, Superstition Mountain is truly the most beautiful sight in the Valley, and it lifts me from the depths (or burnishes my joy) every time I drive into view.
Posted by: voiceover at February 05, 2017 01:28 AM (9QWo+)
-Posted by: another possible answer at February 05, 2017 01:25 AM (044Fx)
I used this almost exact terminology back in 1993, only to find all four of my tires slashed.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 01:29 AM (6gk0M)
*goes back for de-frazzling*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 01:26 AM (6gk0M)*
Hey, I understand. My late night call from the drunk happened 30+ yrs ago. Still winds me up when i think about it.
Though the ending was kinda fun, for me.
Posted by: tbodie at February 05, 2017 01:30 AM (PukHz)
Posted by: voiceover at February 05, 2017 01:28 AM (9QWo+)
Yep. I can just step out my front door, look East, and there it is. I can see Four Peaks, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2017 01:32 AM (WDdjT)
i home health cared for him.
the man deserved it, and more.
it was worth it.
even after the stroke he made a prediction...let the democrats win (08, with obama) because they'll mess up so bad we'll win again.
and then he died.
but he was right.
Posted by: concrete girl at February 05, 2017 01:32 AM (Vs5+o)
-Posted by: Buzzion at February 05, 2017 01:25 AM (8dgCO)
Not only that, but 90% of the African slaves went to South America. America woke up while slavery and indentured servitude was "The Norm".
How do you think Brazil got all of those big-assed models?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 01:33 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2017 01:38 AM (WDdjT)
Fuck-Me-Runing that was something.
Two P.M. pills and I'll be out in no time.
Always keep a thirty-pack of Busch for "emergency" occasions.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 01:40 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: tbodie at February 05, 2017 01:40 AM (PukHz)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 01:41 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 01:40 AM (6gk0M)*
Or just because.
Posted by: tbodie at February 05, 2017 01:42 AM (PukHz)
Posted by: Antifa Pajama Boy at February 05, 2017 01:42 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 05, 2017 01:42 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: tbodie at February 05, 2017 01:44 AM (PukHz)
Your Dad was a wise man. Went through much the same with my Dad; 7 yrs stroke survivor. He never regained the ability to walk, but thankfully, his mind and personality remained intact. He struggled to re-learn how to figure simple addition and subtraction problems, but still could give me detailed instructions over the phone how to disassemble and clean the carburetor on the old Cub Cadet tractor he'd given me.
Dad got discouraged and depressed a lot after the stroke, but I was grateful for every day he lived.
Posted by: EyeTest at February 05, 2017 01:45 AM (5x9My)
If you are a part of the resistance, that means -- when caught -- we can shoot you.
Signed,
The Taxpayers
Posted by: RickZ at February 05, 2017 01:47 AM (32Cwc)
-Posted by: tbodie at February 05, 2017 01:42 AM (PukHz)
Those are usually "Poor Beers". I keep them for parties because I cook everything from scratch.
Dude asks... "Can I borrow a beer?" Shit, you can has as many as you like. At $18.00 for a thirty-pack? Drink yourself under the damn table.
I still like my "Lawnmower Beer", Budweiser. For All I Be? This Bud's for Me!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 01:48 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 01:48 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 01:49 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 01:50 AM (6gk0M)
486 Posted by: RickZ at February 05, 2017 01:47 AM (32Cwc)
Dear Government Employees:
If you are a part of the resistance, that means -- when caught --
Signed,
The Taxpayers
Posted by: Arbalest at February 05, 2017 01:55 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at February 05, 2017 01:17 AM (P8951)
Weady for duty!
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at February 05, 2017 01:58 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 05, 2017 02:01 AM (rH4JY)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 05, 2017 01:14 AM (w+Jhj)
My Nieces and Nephews still call me Uncle Billy. I was young when they were born so Billy was cute. I've never thought it's weird now that they are in their late 20s to 30s. Even though I hate anyone else calling me Billy.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 05, 2017 02:01 AM (W6Ch1)
Arbalest, I guess the historical reference joke missed the mark. Typically, if one is in a resistance movement against a government, they are risking their lives because they know a death sentence will be carried out when caught. These ahistorical government employee pajama boys and girls are not risking their lives, but mine, with their leaks. This isn't a Hollywood blockbuster and they are not Jedi knights.
Posted by: RickZ at February 05, 2017 02:02 AM (32Cwc)
-Posted by: Buzzion at February 05, 2017 01:25 AM (8dgCO)
Not only that, but 90% of the African slaves went to South America. America woke up while slavery and indentured servitude was "The Norm".
How do you think Brazil got all of those big-assed models?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 05, 2017 01:33 AM (6gk0M)
Let's not forget, the US banned to importation of slaves in 1808. So, the United States only allowed the importation of slaves for 20 years, and the act of slavery for 70 years.
All the rest of the time it was on the British, French and Spanish.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at February 05, 2017 02:03 AM (1JnAL)
495 RickZ
I guess the historical reference joke missed the mark.
I wasn't sure. But, having worked with government civilians for a couple of years, the thought of having to work in the public sector sends waves of fear and angst and titanic dread among very many of them.
The thought of seeing the more-bureaucratic among them fighting for the shady spot in front of a Home Depot amuses me.
Posted by: Arbalest at February 05, 2017 02:08 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Arbalest at February 05, 2017 02:08 AM (FlRtG)
Well, sure. The original Ghostbusters: "You don't know what it's like out there! I've WORKED in the private sector. They expect *results*."
Surfing pr0n and shitting in hallways are not defined as 'results' in the private sector.
Posted by: RickZ at February 05, 2017 02:17 AM (32Cwc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)
That strange mysterious migration of Aryan Superwoman in the late 40s??
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 05, 2017 02:35 AM (Kyo8L)
A headline you wont likely see in any American news.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jrl3uwj
Posted by: Willy J. at February 05, 2017 02:46 AM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)
That strange mysterious migration of Aryan Superwoman in the late 40s??
Posted by: Puddleglum
silicone ?
Posted by: Adriane the Plastique Critic ... at February 05, 2017 02:51 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Willy J. at February 05, 2017 03:30 AM (W6Ch1)
https://youtu.be/k6awH5WTIOI
Viggo Nyqist is one of those ubiquitous character actors. I thought his performance here was almost too good.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 05, 2017 03:44 AM (VdICR)
I didn't find it, but I did find this:
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=361196
Don't forget that commenting will get a
Make no mistake:
(1) Trump validates the entire Obama plan for transforming America. He may have already split the Republican party, leaving an openly Socialist Democrat party as the majority.
(2) Trump will cave on immigration much faster and more thoroughly than Rubio. He's admitted it. He doesn't care.
I'd get your support of Trump 3 months ago for "bringing up the issue" but we're finished now. He's a clown. ~~~ January 25, 2016
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 05, 2017 04:02 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 05, 2017 04:26 AM (Kyo8L)
Taking a trip down memory lane and reading some of those comments is just so much winning. (Lesson learned? Never rely on The Horde for tips on the ponies.) I was for Trump from the beginning and for a number of obvious reasons. But the outlier reasons were:
1) Trump was not a politician;
2) Trump was not a lawyer;
3) Trump was not a lawyer/politician, the worst creature of all.
It surprised me at the time that so many here didn't 'get' Trump, except for being OMG! OMG! OMG! a stalking horse for Hillary! and OMG! OMG! OMG! destroying the Republican Party in one fell swoop.
The last two plus weeks have been nothing but sheer joy. There is not one of the other 16 candidates who could have done what Trump has done, not even in an entire four-year term (they never would have gotten reelected).
Hell, Trump is making me excited about watching a State of the Union address for the first time -- ever. That takes some serious winning.
"Trump has balls. I like balls."
"I can't spare this man, he fights."
Posted by: RickZ at February 05, 2017 04:28 AM (32Cwc)
Heh, that is the quote my sister used for Trump. It was Lincoln's comment on Grant.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 05, 2017 04:34 AM (Kyo8L)
Posted by: NativeNH at February 05, 2017 04:35 AM (ZV5j3)
Like always, it was - LIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsnlBtlimBA
Posted by: somejoe at February 05, 2017 04:35 AM (bEHhv)
Posted by: NativeNH at February 05, 2017 04:42 AM (ZV5j3)
fresh grown scallions, sweet relish, Duke's Frank's red hot (I put
that sht on everything)."
I don't do pickle, and often use red onion in place of scallion. Always some celery.
Also some stone ground mustard with the mayo, diced apple, and tarragon.
Whoever said grapes, that sounds good too!
(so does craisins and nuts)
Posted by: barbarausa at February 05, 2017 04:51 AM (Elk67)
Posted by: NativeNH at February 05, 2017 04:42 AM (ZV5j3)
That's the difference between you and the #StillNeverTrumpers, not that I'm saying you were a Never Trumper. You are enjoying the way things are going. The #StillNeverTrumpers are old biddies who will always be pissed we didn't listen to their reasoned and seasoned advice and did things our way.
Posted by: RickZ at February 05, 2017 04:54 AM (32Cwc)
And I skimmed that thread, and you couldn't go more than ten comments without getting this type of braggadocio.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 05, 2017 04:55 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: NativeNH at February 05, 2017 05:02 AM (ZV5j3)
Trump has pulled the mask on more of our pretend allies than anyone else. The coming fight won't be fun, but it might be satisfying.
Team America: Dicks fuck assholes too.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 05, 2017 05:05 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 05, 2017 05:36 AM (VdICR)
Or at least an "I may have been totally wrong about Trump" post.
Of course there may have been one and I missed it.
And loving the irony of the "deep state" posts when viewed along side the 'lots of politicians and bureaucrats in our govt want to do away with our national soveriegnty thinking is just looney conspiracy stuff' comments.
Posted by: teej at February 05, 2017 05:41 AM (E9vLe)
Posted by: Eromero at February 05, 2017 05:44 AM (zLDYs)
Hopefully some will start doing their own digging and see how far back it goes.
Posted by: teej at February 05, 2017 05:49 AM (E9vLe)
Here's one of those comments, without attribution:
Nor am I convinced that electing Trump really sends that message. It might, but I am afraid it just sends the message that "the base had a hissy fit, oh well, we'll still coopt Trump for our purposes."
Yep, we had a hissy fit alright, just like with all those TEA Party riots. Oh, wait. And the most ironic thing about that comment is Trump is coopting the RINOs to his agenda. Funny that.
It's as if no one bothered to read 'The Art of the Deal' before or during the campaign.
Posted by: RickZ at February 05, 2017 05:50 AM (32Cwc)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 05, 2017 05:52 AM (Kyo8L)
A lot worse than Soros paid protesters could happen.
Posted by: teej at February 05, 2017 05:52 AM (E9vLe)
Posted by: teej at February 05, 2017 05:55 AM (E9vLe)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 05, 2017 05:52 AM (Kyo8L)
In my asshole opinion, the rot started and became institutionalized when public employees were allowed to unionize. That historical fuckup has to be fixed if we are ever to have anything approaching a sane and 'works for the taxpayer' bureaucracy. Now, as we see with this Deep State bullshit, the bureaucracy works for themselves.
The fact that no one at the EPA was fired for the Gold King Mine disaster says it all.
Posted by: RickZ at February 05, 2017 05:57 AM (32Cwc)
Posted by: RickZ at February 05, 2017 05:58 AM (32Cwc)
Posted by: RickZ at February 05, 2017 05:58 AM (32Cwc)
Posted by: NativeNH at February 05, 2017 06:05 AM (ZV5j3)
"I was totally wrong about Trump"
Trump was not my first choice. Here in TX, Cruz was. But, given the last two weeks:
"I was totally wrong about Trump"
In my defense, I did vote Trump in the general. #NeverFelony!
Posted by: Bayou City at February 05, 2017 06:09 AM (9fNWb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 05, 2017 06:14 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 05, 2017 06:16 AM (Kyo8L)
I liked a lot of what Walker has done as gov but it was pointed out here about his CoC stance on immigration.
I could never vote for Cruz for a reason that I pointed out here what should have been more than enough times. And the fact that he ran tells me I don't want him on the SC either.
Just because he can debate our side really well when it suits him doesn't mean he truly believes it. His running showed me he is willing to throw out the Founders' original intent when it suits him.
The others running didn't deserve any consideration so early on it was Trump by default for me.
After that I liked him more and more every day.
Posted by: teej at February 05, 2017 06:16 AM (E9vLe)
Now I gotta get for a bit.
By Thursday this drummer with no real "ear" has a few songs to memorize on guitar to the point I don't have to think about them.
And dishes and clothes to wash.
Picking up to do.
Breakfast to make.
Naps to take.
Love each other fellow babies.
Posted by: teej at February 05, 2017 06:21 AM (E9vLe)
Posted by: Bayou City at February 05, 2017 06:09 AM (9fNWb)
Honestly, at this point, that's all that matters.
Posted by: RickZ at February 05, 2017 06:22 AM (32Cwc)
I've benn surprised by the electorate and Trump.
Posted by: Subterranean JT at February 05, 2017 06:22 AM (qG0hz)
Posted by: Bayou City at February 05, 2017 06:26 AM (9fNWb)
I saw it when it first came out at a movie in Baltimore. I was a college student then, waiting in line with some buddies to enter when the film ended. The crowd coming out was absolutely silent. They looked like they were leaving Eleanor Rigby's funeral.
I remember thinking that something pretty stunning must have happened and, sure enough, it had. It certainly made enough of an impression on me that I remember it forty years later!
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