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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (1/29/17) Earlier Than Normal Edition

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Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“I’ve noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.” –- Ronald Reagan


Quote II

“The care of human life and happiness, and not their destruction, is the first and only object of good government.” –-Thomas Jefferson

Quote III

"The message that President Obama delivered in his speech at Notre Dame was: morality is immoral. Pro-life is the extremist position, not a moral position. Yet we should compromise and work to reduce abortions. Where's the compromise between life and death - and why work to reduce the number of them occurring if there's nothing wrong with them? "-Rush Limbaugh


Quote IV

I never expect to see a perfect work from an imperfect man.-Alexander Hamilton.


Maybe the NeverTrump crowd could brush up on some early American history.

*****


It must be a sad thing to go through life perpetually aggrieved. Wallowing through life without smiles and laughter must be a bitch. The SJW are upset at Jerry Seinfeld. Why? Because, Jerry is funny, white & Jooish.

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Not insensitive enough for you? How about this one?

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The science of Pot. A new report, the good and the bad.

Apart from the pleasures and displeasures of cannabis (for cannabis can cause both) what, according to the report, are its principal harms and benefits? The report finds good evidence for the following benefits: cannabis or cannabinoids can reduce pain in cancer patients, reduce the vomiting caused by chemotherapy for cancer, and reduce self-reported spasticity in patients with multiple sclerosis. Similarly, the report says that there is good evidence for the following harms: cannabis or cannabinoids can increase the risk of motor accidents and the development of schizophrenia or other psychoses. Rather fatuously, it seems to me, the report says that those who take cannabis are at greater risk of developing cannabis-dependency. This is a bit like saying that if you never drink alcohol you will never become an alcoholic

My father suffered Parkinson's Disease, I wish he had this. The benefits of medical marijuana.


Parents & kids smoke pot for the first time together. I can't even imagine.


*****


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Tired of your local radio stations? Bored with Pandora? Not satisfied with Spotify? You can listen to radio around the globe. Rock 'n Roll from the U.K. is entertaining.

Here’s a fun piece called Radio Garden. It’s exactly what the title says. Pan the globe and listen to live radio at all the green dots.


Married woman with kids, helps out single female friends on romance. Online dating Experiment.

Which got me thinking: How can Meredith and other women use this insight to their dating advantage? We’re all tired of hearing complaints about how everyday life is now supposedly intolerable since Donald Trump is president. How might conservative single women of America counter this hyperbole? I suggested Meredith alter her online dating profile to clearly set herself apart from the women on strike, and being a good sport, she immediately agreed. She wrote:

“Unlike others, I’m not on strike this weekend. Still smiling, dealing with emotional labor like a grownup, and living my life. I laugh at jokes, bake delicious things, make a mean cocktail, and don’t believe in that patriarchy thing.

Let’s meet.”

To those of you who are single, good luck with your search of finding your equal or better half.


Employed? Like your job? Hate your job? Boring job? Interesting job? Uber drivers share their interesting stories.

.....I was prepping for a cleaning fee, trying to drive and pull a vomit bag out of the glove box, but no, she just did that airplane thing with one hand out the backseat window. She asked me if I had ever thought about dying, to which I replied, yeah - I guess so.
That's when she told me..............


Holy Shit!!! Skiing in the mountains has its dangers. Devin Stratton is one lucky individual.


The ONT Musical Interlude


Bluesman Willie Dixon died this day in 1992. Dixon was a major influence on The Rolling Stones, Cream, The Yardbirds and Led Zeppelin.


Folk trio, Peter, Paul & Mary sign their first recording contract.

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Well The ONT's favorite science guy is back with a new video. How to solve your power issues if you have experience an electrical blackout, not the Valu-Rite blackout.

One suggestion your humble Cob would make is to use a deep cycle battery. The ONT is sure there are some Morons out there with some experience and ideas about powering your home during a power outage. Or even ideas for living off the grid.


Let's keep Adam Wardle away from our science friend guy, The Electroboom.

Science really can accomplish anything. Using skin on his arm and bionic system of tubes, doctors were able to design a new penis — one that had the potential to be fully functional.

Finally, after a year of anticipation, Wardle's penis has been constructed and attached. He and his girlfriend spoke with ITV's This Morning to answer all of your burning questions.

Let's hope he didn't attend the Pussy March in Washington, D.C.

Some people are Above the Law. No, not the Clintons. Meet Dew the Roaming Dog. We don't need no stinkin' leash laws.

Wilson was relieved to see the doggie had an ID tag, but he would never had guessed what it read: “My name is Dew. I am not lost. I like to roam. Tell me to go home.”
“Once I saw it, we both looked at each other and I knew he was OK,” says Wilson. “It was so cute.” But Wilson didn’t tell the pooch to go home just yet. “I pet him and even hugged him,” Wilson says. “He got me a little wet from the rain, but it was worth it.”
It turned out Dew is a bit of local celebrity, known for strolling around on his own and greeting people. After his adventures, he always returns to a nearby farm where he lives with his family. “Dew loves to make new friends,” his owners told The Dodo. “Fortunately, Dew is chipped and wears a GPS tracker so when his sneaky little self gets out and about, we always know where he is! He just likes to spread the love.”


When you go to work tomorrow, celebrate National Bubble Wrap. Don't let your boss catch you bursting bubbles all day long.


These Kids will burst your bubble. But they do pick up after themselves?


My Twitter spew and receptacle for ONT tips, loose change and a cup of coffee can be sent here. Don't Twitter? petmorons at gmail dot com will find The ONT as well.


It could have went like this. Hey, Mr. Probation officer, this is Ashton Brooks White Olsen I'm running late for our appointment. Could you send a ride or meet me somewhere? It could have, but...........NOT. Let's show up to that probation meeting in a stolen car. Tonight's Genius Award Winner.


The Feel Good Story of The Day.


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by when men were men.

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Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. The real AceCorp, LLC not some fake Ace.


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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:38 PM




Comments

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1 Yea

Posted by: tbodie at January 29, 2017 09:33 PM (xT+ue)

2 My 1st ONT 1st!

Posted by: tbodie at January 29, 2017 09:34 PM (xT+ue)

3 Earlybird ONT!

I'll have dry toast and Postum, pleasse.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2017 09:35 PM (EnKk6)

4 The pro-life march was huge, and its very existence enrages the Left. Good. I hope Trump keeps driving them bananas.

Posted by: Jmel at January 29, 2017 09:36 PM (tv+BP)

5 Damn, if my puter was faster I coulda been first.

Posted by: Farmer at January 29, 2017 09:37 PM (o/90i)

6 i summoned the corgis

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2017 09:37 PM (6FqZa)

7 and now for the content

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 29, 2017 09:38 PM (nDcc3)

8 Need to go to bed soon BUT just so y'all know - there is a 99c sale tomorrow on two great vampire books. It will go up on my blog at 6am.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 29, 2017 09:38 PM (Om16U)

9 10 !!

Posted by: Original Jake at January 29, 2017 09:39 PM (VBsKP)

10 But if you account for the Counts accountant, you realize that counting the in county accounts for no account.

or something.


Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2017 09:39 PM (BVxQW)

11 First time I smoked pot it was with Mom (and Sis). It was after another argument at the dinner table, this time at Thanksgiving. Dad stormed off in a huff and Sis whipped out a spliff to take the edge off. We all puffed, Mom and I got zero buzz, and Sis said she wasted some primo shit on losers and drove off into the night.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2017 09:39 PM (EnKk6)

12 whoo hoo

Posted by: Original Jake at January 29, 2017 09:39 PM (VBsKP)

13 Whew! I was getting worried.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2017 09:39 PM (btESY)

14 Well!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 09:39 PM (tHwdc)

15 Hey! Hey! Hey! HEEEEEY! This is ONT!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 29, 2017 09:39 PM (kP16F)

16 Eleventy...ish?

Posted by: Molly's Mom at January 29, 2017 09:40 PM (EwGtF)

17 I'll have dry toast and Postum, pleasse.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2017 09:35 PM (EnKk6)

Why drink coffee that doesn't do what coffee does?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 09:40 PM (92kX2)

18 I've dropped off the Wall of Shamez!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 09:40 PM (tHwdc)

19 I just read an article about an hour ago regarding the benefits of cannibis or cannibinoids. One thing that is stated: smoking it does not give the user the medicinal properties in sufficient dosage to combat cancer.

Posted by: Bill R. at January 29, 2017 09:40 PM (jKUeC)

20 Bluesman Willie Dixon died this day in 1992. Dixon was a major influence on The Rolling Stones, Cream, The Yardbirds and Led Zeppelin.

++++

Heh.

http://turnmeondeadman.com/led-
zeppelins-influences-whole-lotta-love/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 29, 2017 09:41 PM (R+30W)

21 **glimpses bottom pic**

What the ever loving fuck is that on the right?!

Thank God I always have a tux to wear.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 29, 2017 09:42 PM (FpSPb)

22 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2017 09:42 PM (IcT7t)

23 Mary was of course hot; youth being, well, youth, and the most significant contributor to hotness. Not the only one, but the most significant.

Posted by: fatmaninthebathtup at January 29, 2017 09:43 PM (oFVzZ)

24 awesome ONT.

The parents smoking pot thing is a little disturbing.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 29, 2017 09:43 PM (nDcc3)

25 Tired of your local radio stations? Bored with Pandora? Not satisfied with Spotify? You can listen to radio around the globe. Rock 'n Roll from the U.K. is entertaining.

--Heh, in the picture above the target is Prince Edward Island.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 09:43 PM (GsAUU)

26 18 I've dropped off the Wall of Shamez!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 09:40 PM (tHwdc)

And I went back on.

Circle of Life, hold up a lion cub, etc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 09:44 PM (92kX2)

27 WH released statement saying President Trump spoke with King of Saud. Both agreed to install and maintain refugee settlements in Syria and Yemen. Both agreed to look into ways to repatriate the refugees displaced.

Posted by: HugoStiglitz at January 29, 2017 09:44 PM (aOqpx)

28 Ward and I used to do bong hits with Wally and The Beaver.

Posted by: June Cleaver at January 29, 2017 09:44 PM (Tyii7)

29 Heh, the high school exhibition team playing at the Pro Bowl Halftime is named the Virginia Extreme Redskins.

Nice and un-PC

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 09:44 PM (GsAUU)

30 A funny, though probably not original, thought occurred to me today: with the Pussy March, we literally got to hear the Lamentations of their Women.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 29, 2017 09:44 PM (VSenK)

31 There are far more effective drugs than marijuana to combat the miseries of cancer and chemotherapy.

I am a retired nurse. I remember giving a person with incurable hiccups marijuana pills. It didn't seem to do a thing for him. I guess they were desperate to find something that would help.

Posted by: Molly's Mom at January 29, 2017 09:45 PM (EwGtF)

32 Peter, Paul, and Mary had threeways. Every one of them were peter puffers.NTATWWT.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2017 09:45 PM (KP5rU)

33 27. The man is a doer. Hands down, he's getting results.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2017 09:45 PM (btESY)

34 I just read an article about an hour ago regarding the benefits of cannibis or cannibinoids. One thing that is stated: smoking it does not give the user the medicinal properties in sufficient dosage to combat cancer.
Posted by: Bill R. at January 29, 2017 09:40 PM (jKUeC)

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I did not see where anyone ever claimed it combatted cancer. I can tell you that it is very effective in combatting nausea that can come with cancer treatment, which is all that was ever claimed.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 09:45 PM (nkgRA)

35 MisHum loves us 'ettes. Cary Grant. Oh my.

😍 😍 😍 😍 😍

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2017 09:45 PM (sBOL1)

36 Were SJWs actually pissed at Seinfeld for "Black's life matters!"?

WTF is wrong with these people?

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 09:45 PM (GsAUU)

37 i can only imagine what Cary Grant would have said had he seen that prissy sweater boy.

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2017 09:46 PM (JSovD)

38 Hey all youz fuckers protesting the moslemm ban


go fuck your butthole

Posted by: Original Jake at January 29, 2017 09:46 PM (VBsKP)

39 21 **glimpses bottom pic**

What the ever loving fuck is that on the right?!

Thank God I always have a tux to wear.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 29, 2017 09:42 PM (FpSPb)

From body structure it looks like a man. However, it is wearing knee high boots without doing a military reenactment- and in shorts, no less.

We need a reading from the style guide.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 09:46 PM (92kX2)

40 Oh my gosh - THANKS, MisHum, for still another stellar ONT.

LOVE that first QotD.

Better half is watching ST:TNG EPA with multiple universes (universi?), and I pointed out to her that the coolest part is that in Every. Single. Iteration, Wesley's still an asshole.

Posted by: ibguy at January 29, 2017 09:46 PM (vUcdz)

41 Is the old Jeremy Brett Sherlock Holmes series available to stream anywhere? That was a good show, and I've just been in a mood for mysteries lately.

Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2017 09:47 PM (7qAYi)

42 First time I smoked pot it was with Mom (and Sis). It was after another argument at the dinner table, this time at Thanksgiving. Dad stormed off in a huff and Sis whipped out a spliff to take the edge off. We all puffed, Mom and I got zero buzz, and Sis said she wasted some primo shit on losers and drove off into the night.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2017 09:39

That's some funny shit right there. Often back then story was you might not get high the first couple of times. And it seemed to be true for a lot of folks.

I've heard pot is stronger nowadays, some say.

Posted by: Farmer at January 29, 2017 09:47 PM (o/90i)

43 The shemale in that photo has a very punchable face. And I think I could probably beat the crap out of xim myself.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 29, 2017 09:47 PM (P8951)

44 I did not see where anyone ever claimed it combatted cancer. I can tell you that it is very effective in combatting nausea that can come with cancer treatment, which is all that was ever claimed.
Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 09:45 PM (nkgRA)


I'll try to find the article and link it. It was on Facebook and things have a way of getting lost once you leave the page

Posted by: Bill R. at January 29, 2017 09:47 PM (jKUeC)

45 Earlier Than Normal Edition

Hahahaaa.

"Normal." ... on AoSHQ!!!

BHahhaaha

Gurk

Now 2 reed contentment.

posts stops spots sopts

Posted by: mindful webworker, incoherently at January 29, 2017 09:48 PM (hGZJP)

46 37 i can only imagine what Cary Grant would have said had he seen that prissy sweater boy.
Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2017 09:46 PM (JSovD)

More women for me?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 09:48 PM (92kX2)

47 37. The good news is, sweater and shorts boy there ain't no straight man or woman's ideal. The bad news is, men's fashion sense has suffered innumerable set-backs in recent decades, and the work of restoration is far from complete.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2017 09:48 PM (btESY)

48 who

that is a fuck load of content

Posted by: Original Jake at January 29, 2017 09:48 PM (VBsKP)

49 41 Is the old Jeremy Brett Sherlock Holmes series available to stream anywhere? That was a good show, and I've just been in a mood for mysteries lately.
Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2017 09:47 PM (7qAYi)

I got the complete granada series on dvd a few years ago. I am not sure about streaming. I'll check.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 09:48 PM (92kX2)

50 Wouldn't the Einstein poster be quote #1?

Posted by: mindful webworker, nit-pickily at January 29, 2017 09:49 PM (hGZJP)

51 I've heard pot is stronger nowadays, some say.
Posted by: Farmer at January 29, 2017 09:47 PM (o/90i)

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This is a serious understatement. To this 54 year old, pot today is almost lethal compared to the 70s/80s stuff.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 09:49 PM (nkgRA)

52 41. Torrents are your friend.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2017 09:49 PM (btESY)

53 Nope, looks like only the dead plastic version is available.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 09:49 PM (92kX2)

54 Live now.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 29, 2017 09:50 PM (PHcLa)

55 Heck, that was easy. Instead of going back to FB, I went to browsing history.
This is the article I read earlier about the cancer fighting abilities of THC.


http://tinyurl.com/hsd3qu2

Posted by: Bill R. at January 29, 2017 09:50 PM (jKUeC)

56 "27 WH released statement saying President Trump spoke with King of Saud. Both agreed to install and maintain refugee settlements in Syria and Yemen. Both agreed to look into ways to repatriate the refugees displaced."

The art of the deal. As the MSM and lefties fume, the president is on the phone making deals with The Saudis.

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2017 09:51 PM (JSovD)

57 35 MisHum loves us 'ettes. Cary Grant. Oh my.



Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2017 09:45 PM (sBOL1)

--The doggie pic was also sweet.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 09:51 PM (GsAUU)

58 And I went back on.



Circle of Life, hold up a lion cub, etc.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 09:44 PM (92kX2)

Maybe teej will provide the drum music.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 09:51 PM (tHwdc)

59 First time I did weed I got VERY high.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2017 09:51 PM (6FqZa)

60 Calexit? Now that's funny!

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 29, 2017 09:51 PM (PHcLa)

61 I like Rush's take on Puff the Magic Dragon.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 29, 2017 09:51 PM (89T5c)

62 Named our son Grant - had a random old lady tell me how Cary Grant's mom had wanted a girl instead and dressed him up like a girl. Weird way to start a conversation. Cary Grant was rumored to be gay, if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: H at January 29, 2017 09:51 PM (wUUPa)

63 In any compromise between food and poison, it is only death that can win. In any compromise between good and evil, it is only evil that can profit.
~Ayn Rand

Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2017 09:51 PM (sdi6R)

64 The only two times I smoked pot I fell asleep. Nothing will ever take the place of alcohol for me.

Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2017 09:52 PM (7qAYi)

65 https://tinyurl.com/h6ox6w2

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How Tulsi Gabbard became Assad mouthpiece in Washington

From last Thread

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 29, 2017 09:52 PM (y3aQB)

66 Wow, that skier was incredibly lucky.

Great ONT, MisHum - and thank you for Cary Grant, even though he has that drippy pajama boy whatever thing next to him. I'll just close my right eye when I look at the pictures. Maybe Cary will think I'm winking at him.

Love the pic of the two labs. I'll have to send that to my kids.

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2017 09:52 PM (sBOL1)

67 27 WH released statement saying President Trump spoke with King of Saud. Both agreed to install and maintain refugee settlements in Syria and Yemen. Both agreed to look into ways to repatriate the refugees displaced.
Posted by: HugoStiglitz at January 29, 2017 09:44 PM (aOqpx)


#MasterPersuader

Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2017 09:53 PM (sdi6R)

68 "To those of you who are single, good luck with your search of finding your equal or better half."


So, I was thinking maybe it's time to put myself on the market. Then I saw that - that thing, whatever it is, on the right. And I was triggered. I can't. No.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 09:53 PM (tHwdc)

69 61 I like Rush's take on Puff the Magic Dragon.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 29, 2017 09:51 PM (89T5c)

--"Barack the Magic Negro"?

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 09:53 PM (GsAUU)

70 Cary Grant would have had sex with that boy.

I don't care what it does or does not do, it is a travesty that people have been arrested and imprisoned over its use.

Posted by: Donals at January 29, 2017 09:53 PM (CfS5K)

71 59 First time I did weed I got VERY high.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2017 09:51 PM (6FqZa)

I tried it twice in college. Both times it sent me to the moon. I did not really care for it because it is not controllable like alcohol is to an extent. That and paranoia.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 09:53 PM (92kX2)

72 I'm not a fake Ace. I was Ace before that 29 year old. And in Space.


...Stupid gluttonous yellow ball- him everyone remembers.

Posted by: Dexter at January 29, 2017 09:53 PM (Ojki1)

73 That was a dude?

0_o

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 09:54 PM (CRotO)

74 Love that picture of Ace on the bottom right.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2017 09:54 PM (OhOyF)

75 Does Lederhosen Boy have a mangina?

Posted by: ALH at January 29, 2017 09:54 PM (Z56vq)

76 Awesome content, MH.

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 09:54 PM (CRotO)

77 man, much earlier and you are going to have to serve these threads with jello like every early bird special.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 09:54 PM (cPsPa)

78 So, I was thinking maybe it's time to put myself on the market. Then I saw that - that thing, whatever it is, on the right. And I was triggered. I can't. No.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 09:53 PM (tHwdc)
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No no, Miley, you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to look at that handsome thing on the LEFT. Even though he's dead, he's still better than that thing on the right.

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2017 09:54 PM (sBOL1)

79 lol garrett.

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 09:54 PM (CRotO)

80 Yes, logprof. Funny shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 29, 2017 09:55 PM (89T5c)

81 At least Cary Grant and that other (person) have something in common...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 29, 2017 09:55 PM (kP16F)

82 Love that picture of Ace on the bottom right.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2017 09:54 PM (OhOyF)
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Well, it was nice knowing you, garrett.

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2017 09:55 PM (sBOL1)

83 Chi - Kolchak with a vampire! You get MeTV, right?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 09:55 PM (tHwdc)

84 73 That was a dude?

0_o
Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 09:54 PM (CRotO)

Wait! I know: It is an east german women's swimmer! That accounts for the body structure.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 09:55 PM (92kX2)

85 >>This is a serious understatement. To this 54 year old, pot today is almost lethal compared to the 70s/80s stuff.


Puthy.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at January 29, 2017 09:56 PM (OhOyF)

86 No no, Miley, you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to look at that handsome thing on the LEFT. Even though he's dead, he's still better than that thing on the right.

Posted by: bluebell at January




well, he was a spy in hmss so he is necessarily dashing and debonair.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 09:56 PM (cPsPa)

87 Heck, that was easy. Instead of going back to FB, I went to browsing history.
This is the article I read earlier about the cancer fighting abilities of THC.

http://tinyurl.com/hsd3qu2
Posted by: Bill R. at January 29, 2017 09:50 PM (jKUeC)

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I should have been clearer. My contention was about smoking pot, not the cancer treating benefits of THC in general.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 09:56 PM (nkgRA)

88 Once again I avoided the List Of Shame, thereby keeping my record intact. As Calvin was wont to say, pthtbbbbt.

I avoid fashion faux pays but not paying for any of them. And yes, I wear flip flops 99% of the time. Bite me.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2017 09:56 PM (xpfRn)

89 78 So, I was thinking maybe it's time to put myself on the market. Then I saw that - that thing, whatever it is, on the right. And I was triggered. I can't. No.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 09:53 PM (tHwdc)
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No no, Miley, you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to look at that handsome thing on the LEFT. Even though he's dead, he's still better than that thing on the right.

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2017 09:54 PM (sBOL1)

Exactly. If I can look at the horrors of the Mish March & still believe there's someone out there for me, you can do the same in the face of Pajamahosen Boy.

Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2017 09:56 PM (7qAYi)

90 Serious.

Ace looks super butch without that stupid Messenger Bag.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2017 09:56 PM (OhOyF)

91 This is a great ONT! If only for that world garden website where you can listen to radio from all around the world. That's pretty amazing. I loved the doggie that wanders all around to cheer people up. Predictably, however, there are the scolds at the end who are worried he's in danger by wandering around off leash.

Posted by: keena at January 29, 2017 09:56 PM (RiTnx)

92 >>>Love that picture of Ace on the bottom right.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2017 09:54 PM (OhOyF)<<<



Many electric shears were sacrificed that day to get Ace so smooth.

Posted by: a warn out dog Ewok groomer at January 29, 2017 09:57 PM (FpSPb)

93 No no, Miley, you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to look at that handsome thing on the LEFT. Even though he's dead, he's still better than that thing on the right.

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2017 09:54 PM (sBOL1)

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Or this:

http://tinypic.com/m/jkkkg6/1

And yes, I love me some Cary Grant also.

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 09:57 PM (CRotO)

94 Baby Sister Update:

Ho Lee Sh*t.

Had a GREAT *conversation* with her this evening. I had called earlier, got voicemail (par for course) and..... She. Called. Back!

Spoke several/many short sentences, but more than ever since day we found out about tumor. Was engaged, and could hear the smile in her voice.

For the first time in weeks, hopeful.

As always, prayers most welcome. Thank you!!!

Posted by: ibguy at January 29, 2017 09:57 PM (vUcdz)

95 >>>There are far more effective drugs than marijuana to combat the miseries of cancer and chemotherapy.



That might be true.
My fathers Parkinson's disease was horrible and I wish he had that opportunity to use it. He's been gone now nearly 13 years

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2017 09:58 PM (voOPb)

96 77 man, much earlier and you are going to have to serve these threads with jello like every early bird special.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 09:54 PM (cPsPa)

I could go with a chocolate ensure and vodka right about now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 09:58 PM (92kX2)

97 >>Many electric shears were sacrificed that day to get Ace so smooth.


We should hack his Twitter Account and make that his Avatar.


What's Ewok for : 'Password'?

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2017 09:58 PM (OhOyF)

98 guess there was a shooting at some mosque in quebec. hope trudeau gets over there and finds out whether it is the jihadis or the french canadians.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 09:58 PM (cPsPa)

99 I was on a Facebook group that uses cannabis oil for COPD. It seems to improve O2 levels in some cases.

I've mentioned it before but I had a parapelegic friend that grew his own medical marijuana. They breed strains for specific conditions. I couldn't stand the stuff. It was not fun at all. After all those years of smoking it, I don't like getting high any more.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2017 09:58 PM (Lqy/e)

100 That electroboom guy is hilarious. I especially liked how they bleeped out the second syllable of "datasheet".

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 29, 2017 09:58 PM (+azJs)

101 Cary Grant was rumored to be gay, if I'm not mistaken.
Posted by: H at January 29, 2017 09:51 PM (wUUPa)

====

I believe you're thinking of Rock Hudson.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 09:59 PM (nkgRA)

102 96. We call that one 'Madam Secretary. '

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2017 09:59 PM (btESY)

103 Wait...thats a dude in the homo skirt and boots? Whoever designed that needs a ripping case of ass cancer.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2017 09:59 PM (aMlLZ)

104 So, I was thinking maybe it's time to put myself on the market. Then I
saw that - that thing, whatever it is, on the right. And I was
triggered. I can't. No.


You remember what I showed you the other night?

He's smaller.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2017 09:59 PM (IcT7t)

105 This is a serious understatement. To this 54 year old, pot today is almost lethal compared to the 70s/80s stuff.
Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 09:49

I've heard that. On the fence about legalization, but if it's legal in several states I think it might cut into the drug cartel's inccme.

Will be interesting as to how the Trump admin addresses this.

Posted by: Farmer at January 29, 2017 09:59 PM (o/90i)

106 http://tinypic.com/m/jkkkg6/1

And yes, I love me some Cary Grant also.
Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 09:57 PM (CRotO)
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SMFH, that poor cowboy is going to get sunburned. You're in Texas, you can take care of him, right?

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2017 09:59 PM (sBOL1)

107 Posted by: keena at January 29, 2017 09:56 PM (RiTnx)


Thanks. I love that site as well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2017 10:00 PM (voOPb)

108 70 Cary Grant would have had sex with that boy

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*Climbs into tank*

*starts it up*

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:00 PM (CRotO)

109 Are we sure that the fashion person on the left is a man?

I mean maybe he decided he wanted to be a woman right before he went down the catwalk?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2017 10:00 PM (aZq03)

110 Lurker here. I have to ask, is anyone familiar with the website the right scoop? It's the weirdest thing. I thought I was going to be reading something from the conservative side of things, then the piece turns into Trump bashing, or "alt-right" this, "alt-right that", or the comments are almost entirely reading like how leftists talk.

I'm perplexed.

Posted by: Heidi at January 29, 2017 10:00 PM (dmiod)

111 97. Nyub- nyub.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2017 10:00 PM (btESY)

112 SMFH, that poor cowboy is going to get sunburned. You're in Texas, you can take care of him, right?

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2017 09:59 PM (sBOL1)

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Of course.

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:00 PM (CRotO)

113 Glad to hear, ibguy!

Thanks for the good news.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 10:01 PM (GsAUU)

114 Cary Grant. *swoon*

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 29, 2017 10:01 PM (BHMfA)

115 I think I'm going to take a drink every time I hear "Big Game" this week.

Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2017 10:01 PM (7qAYi)

116 108 70 Cary Grant would have had sex with that boy

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*Climbs into tank*

*starts it up*
Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:00 PM (CRotO)

The shit- it has gotten real.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 10:01 PM (92kX2)

117
first

Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 29, 2017 10:01 PM (KTIsV)

118 59 First time I did weed I got VERY high.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


The LAST time I did weed I got very high.

But yeah, paranoia is a factor, and I have no job to worry about. I just get paranoid.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2017 10:01 PM (xpfRn)

119 My first experience with weed I got very high and immensely silly. Giggled uncontrollably, ate a bag of chips, watched TV and had no idea what I was watching. It was nice but basically silly. Booze was my drug of choice.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at January 29, 2017 10:01 PM (1FhAQ)

120 I should have been clearer. My contention was about smoking pot, not the cancer treating benefits of THC in general.
Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 09:56 PM (nkgRA)

Although there are a few claims to the contrary, the article says that smoking it won't help cure cancer. But, I believe big pharma would have little difficulty developing a drug that would fight some forms of cancer but I think it would kill profits from some of their other drugs.

Posted by: Bill R. at January 29, 2017 10:01 PM (jKUeC)

121 No no, Miley, you're doing it wrong. You're
supposed to look at that handsome thing on the LEFT. Even though he's
dead, he's still better than that thing on the right.





Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2017 09:54 PM (sBOL1)

I'd put a post-it note over it, but then I scroll. Aaaaargh! WTF is wrong with people?!

And if I have to choose a dead man, I have him in a box right here.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 10:02 PM (tHwdc)

122 For the first time in weeks, hopeful.

As always, prayers most welcome. Thank you!!!
Posted by: ibguy at January 29, 2017 09:57 PM (vUcdz)
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ibguy, so happy for you! I'm sure she just loves hearing your voice anyway, even when she can't talk much.

Will you be able to get down to see her, do you think?

I look for your updates every day even if I don't comment, so thank you for always doing that. God bless Joyce.

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2017 10:02 PM (sBOL1)

123 Upchuck Schumer is a fag. A fucking cancer on society. Thanks fucking New York. What's next Amy?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2017 10:02 PM (KP5rU)

124 My suggestion for pot legislation at the federal level.

Lifetime in prison for anyone that sells to a minor and drug tests for anyone that gets federal handouts.

If you can be a pot head and productive, that's your choice.

But I don't want to pay for your ass to sit on the couch eating cheesy poofs all day.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2017 10:02 PM (aZq03)

125 >>>What's Ewok for : 'Password'?

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2017 09:58 PM (OhOyF)<<<
"YubNub"?
Pretty sure that's Ewok for just about everything.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 29, 2017 10:02 PM (FpSPb)

126 108.
**sets up forward observation post. Breaks out sextant, compass, and rangefinder.**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2017 10:02 PM (btESY)

127 *Climbs into tank*

*starts it up*
Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:00 PM (CRotO)

--

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 10:02 PM (GsAUU)

128 Albert never said that shit. He said things more along the lines of "get it up!", "show these motherfuckers what's up", stuff like that. Albert didn't do subtle. He wasn't some pussy coward.

Posted by: goon at January 29, 2017 10:02 PM (EaQ6/)

129

Quebec City Police say several people are dead after shots were fired inside a Quebec City mosque on Sunday night.

Multiple people are also feared wounded, according to CBC's French-language service Radio-Canada.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2017 10:02 PM (IqV8l)

130 Online dating, safest states

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zjdq6mf

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2017 10:02 PM (hVdx9)

131 Five dead in shooting at mosque in Quebec City. Cops have two in custody.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at January 29, 2017 10:02 PM (1FhAQ)

132 98 guess there was a shooting at some mosque in quebec. hope trudeau gets over there and finds out whether it is the jihadis or the french canadians.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 09:58 PM (cPsPa)

You know it's going to be blamed on Trump, no matter what.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 29, 2017 10:03 PM (P8951)

133 I was SOOOOOOO high when I wrote that.

Posted by: Einstein at January 29, 2017 10:03 PM (oVJmc)

134 I love the fact that Trump cunt punched McCain and Graham today.

Now he needs to smack the rest of the surrender caucus starting with the Turtle.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 29, 2017 10:03 PM (k8dau)

135 Peter Griffin listens to the BBC:

http://tinyurl.com/nvhrz8d

IMHO, totes accurate. Although I think it's Ricky Gervais reading it...

/"sport." WTF?

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 29, 2017 10:03 PM (J5mC3)

136 41 Is the old Jeremy Brett Sherlock Holmes series available to stream anywhere? That was a good show, and I've just been in a mood for mysteries lately.
Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2017 09:47 PM (7qAYi)


Brett is my all-time favorite Holmes.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 29, 2017 10:03 PM (nvMvs)

137 LOL, Kolchak!

I have been looking off and on for a light sport coat like Kolchak's - I want to dress up like him for Halloween.

I'm trying to go on the cheap, and all the thrift stores have are dark colors, dammit.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2017 10:03 PM (8iiMU)

138
Has President Trump been blamed yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 29, 2017 10:03 PM (KTIsV)

139
From body structure it looks like a man.
However, it is wearing knee high boots without doing a military
reenactment- and in shorts, no less.



We need a reading from the style guide.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 09:46 PM (92kX2)



Looks like Roderick Spode has gone and restarted the Black Shorts.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2017 10:03 PM (BVxQW)

140 That fashion photo, please tell me that is Archibald Alexander Leach ( not gay, despite rumours) and that the one on the right is never to be issued a man card.
WTF.

Posted by: NZ Frank at January 29, 2017 10:04 PM (bgJ0E)

141 Quebec City Police say several people are dead after shots were fired inside a Quebec City mosque on Sunday night.

Trump, obviously.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2017 10:04 PM (oVJmc)

142 Nothing wrong with Weed.

American. Weed.

Not that Mexican shit.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2017 10:04 PM (OhOyF)

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2017 10:04 PM (BVxQW)

144 I think Cary Grant was what today would be called a 'power bottom' -- like Rock Hudson!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 29, 2017 10:04 PM (kP16F)

145 Here is the "News of the Week" compilation of the news.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12994

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 29, 2017 10:04 PM (vBeA5)

146 Exactly. If I can look at the horrors of the Mish
March still believe there's someone out there for me, you can do
the same in the face of Pajamahosen Boy.

Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2017 09:56 PM (7qAYi)

You're right, you're right. Of course you're right.
I mean, look at all of these Morons who would never ever wear such a thing.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 10:04 PM (tHwdc)

147 116 I think I'm going to take a drink every time I hear "Big Game" this week.
Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2017 10:01 PM (7qAYi)

--You shouldn't do that unless you're already unemployed.

The Puppy Bowl is also a Big Game.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 10:04 PM (GsAUU)

148 119.

I have tried marijuana,
I get nervous every time:

https://youtu.be/DxYXO1fR2sI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2017 10:05 PM (btESY)

149 For the first time in weeks, hopeful.



As always, prayers most welcome. Thank you!!!

Posted by: ibguy at January 29, 2017 09:57 PM (vUcdz)

(((ibguy))) that's wonderful to hear!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 10:05 PM (tHwdc)

150 The dog pic is great Mis Hum. Both cute and triggering to the SJWs.

BTW, I saw where Josh Whedon or whatever his name is called Ivanka a dog. Turn in your mancard and get your eyes examined, pajama boy.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 29, 2017 10:05 PM (P8951)

151 Oooh, we have our first Ms. Barrel of the Evening...

Kindletot, come on down!

Posted by: The Barrel at January 29, 2017 10:05 PM (OhOyF)

152 108 70 Cary Grant would have had sex with that boy

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*Climbs into tank*

*starts it up*
Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:00 PM (CRotO)


*hands you a shell*

Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2017 10:05 PM (sdi6R)

153 110 Lurker here. I have to ask, is anyone familiar with the website the right scoop?

Posted by: Heidi

Right Scoop is a #NeverTrump site. Read then accordingly.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2017 10:06 PM (xpfRn)

154 Every word that comes out of Elizabeth Warren's mouth is a lie.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 29, 2017 10:06 PM (J8/9G)

155 so was it isis or carlos the jackal at the quebec mosque?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 10:06 PM (cPsPa)

156 Cary Grant and Randolph Scott lived together for a year. They were "batching it". I have no idea if they had sex. It's tiresome to have to look at every actor and wonder if they were gay.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2017 10:06 PM (Lqy/e)

157 Gun-play inside a mosque in Quebec City? Hmm, been a while since I've been there, but didn't even know they had one.


Sorry to hear. But so long as nobody messes with that little bar/restaurant with the second-best croissants I've ever had* (and the great bols de cafe au lait), in that little ancient street not far from the Chateau Frontenac, OK (assuming it's still open).


* best were at a place in Saigon called Bon Bahn Mi, which I know is closed.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2017 10:06 PM (QDnY+)

158 Everything you've never wanted to know about the Ewok language.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ewokese

Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2017 10:06 PM (7qAYi)

159 My dad smoked pot, as well as abusing other substances. Very smart man who was killed at age 44 by his vices. I was 23 when he died. I never partook of recreational drugs or alcohol before and was more against it after. The alcohol is what did him in but the pot was part of the lifestyle.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 29, 2017 10:06 PM (BHMfA)

160 Regardless of pot efficacy, I doubt the medical establishment will ever signoff on smoking as a delivery mechanism.

Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2017 10:06 PM (Xi+Uc)

161 Hi, Kindltot

Posted by: The Barrel at January 29, 2017 10:06 PM (GsAUU)

162 If you sleep with an ugly woman, is that a mishtake?

If you have the bests sex ever with a woman, is that a mish-match?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2017 10:07 PM (hVdx9)

163 Burn their houses down, blow off their legs, maim their children, be Islamic all the way. Oh, my, that does read as being a little ... unpleasant. Well, sorry for that! How about you just stop putting prisoners into cages and burning them to death and I'll stop hating your guts!

Posted by: goon at January 29, 2017 10:07 PM (EaQ6/)

164 >>>Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2017 10:03 PM (BVxQW)<<<



Uh oh, Kindltot going to be wearing The Barrel.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 29, 2017 10:07 PM (FpSPb)

165 Cary Grant would have had sex with that boy

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*Climbs into tank*

*starts it up*
Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:00 PM (CRotO)

*hands you a shell*
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2017 10:05 PM (sdi6R)
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*hands her a claymore* (she knows which side goes towards the enemy)

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2017 10:07 PM (sBOL1)

166 You remember what I showed you the other night?

He's smaller.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2017 09:59 PM (IcT7t)

I do, and that's not humanly possible.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 10:07 PM (tHwdc)

167 Shit.

I wasn't going to come in here tonight, but -
Anyone remember when I mentioned cats screwing outide my bedroom window a while back? I was worried about having a litter on my hands.

Well, about 0430 this morning, I woke up to multiple kitten "mews" calling for mama.
By the time I found a flashlight, let the dog out front to pee & closed off his access door to the backyard so I could go find them wihout him eating 'em, they were gone.
I figured mama had taken them back to where she gets fed (home?).

I just heard a cat (cats?) Meowing again outside - anyone nearby want a kitten? They have to be pretty small & lightweight, so I could probably mail them out fairly cheaply...

Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2017 10:07 PM (hqlWK)

168 so mosque in quebec, deal gone bad or training accident?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 10:07 PM (cPsPa)

169 Note: Justine Trudeau has some problems.

Shots fired in mosque in Quebec; five killed. Two arrested, names not given.

Not sure of the identity, but I'm fairly sure that the perps will be conservative americans who are members of the tea party.

Also not sure where they got guns, since guns are pretty much banned in Canada.

/shia vs. sunni?

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 29, 2017 10:08 PM (J5mC3)

170 Most people are Vaping and using Edibles these days.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2017 10:08 PM (OhOyF)

171 114 logprof

Thanks!

It was the first smile (re: Sis) I've had in weeks.

123 bluebell



Yes, headed down next Sunday for a few days. She'll have been in treatment for a few days by then, so we'll see how it goes.

Posted by: ibguy at January 29, 2017 10:08 PM (vUcdz)

172 *turns to everyone*

Rons, we are going to have to work quickly or we will have a real riot on our hands.

You, get the Playgirl spread of Tom Selleck.

You, get some photos of Robert Mitchum and Sean Connery.

*stunned silence*

I know it's drastic, but we have got to head this off at the pass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 10:08 PM (92kX2)

173 Chi is gonna be running a cathouse.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 29, 2017 10:08 PM (Om16U)

174 145 I think Cary Grant was what today would be called a 'power bottom' -- like Rock Hudson!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 29, 2017 10:04 PM (kP16F)

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He was married to Dyan Cannon and had a kid with her.

http://tinyurl.com/zzf62o4


If he was gay, she turned him straight.

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:09 PM (CRotO)

175 Finally, after a year of anticipation, Wardle's penis has been constructed and attached.

But does it sing?

NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZo6hQn5TZw

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 29, 2017 10:09 PM (vBeA5)

176
Quebec City Police say several people are dead after shots were fired inside a Quebec City mosque on Sunday night.

Multiple people are also feared wounded, according to CBC's French-language service Radio-Canada.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2017 10:02 PM (IqV8l)


Vibrant.

Diversity is our strength.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 10:09 PM (GsAUU)

177 We need a reading from the style guide.

I need a new style guide. I showed that picture to mine, and it spontaneously combusted.

Posted by: mikeski at January 29, 2017 10:09 PM (TXZ1v)

178 "#MasterPersuader"

At the rate he's going he may never need a cabinet. He'll just do everything himself. Take that Chuckie Schumer!

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2017 10:09 PM (JSovD)

179 I don't care if Cary Grant was gay, there's no way he'd lower himself to have sex with that - whatever that is.

Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2017 10:09 PM (7qAYi)

180 Regardless of pot efficacy, I doubt the medical establishment will ever signoff on smoking as a delivery mechanism.
Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2017 10:06 PM (Xi+Uc)

=======

Smoking it is a poor choice of delivery devices, although I agree with your premise. Anything from vaping to oral ingestion delivers much more of the needed chemicals.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 10:09 PM (nkgRA)

181 I just heard a cat (cats?) Meowing again outside - anyone nearby want a kitten? They have to be pretty small lightweight, so I could probably mail them out fairly cheaply..
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If you contact a local rescue group they'll probably come out and grab mommy and kittens.

Then find home for the babies when they're ready, and fix mommy, so you will have no more cat orgies near your home.

/just a suggestion

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 29, 2017 10:09 PM (J5mC3)

182 so when do we know if the quebec shootere were wearing "make canada great once" hats.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 10:09 PM (cPsPa)

183 For every moron that kills themselves with drugs, ten more pop up out of the broken-family dirt to take their place. What mystery is there in any of that? We need to liberate the children before their families can destroy their lives as well.

Posted by: goon at January 29, 2017 10:09 PM (EaQ6/)

184 155 Every word that comes out of Elizabeth Warren's mouth is a lie.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 29, 2017 10:06 PM (J8/9G)

Norman: Coordinate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 10:09 PM (92kX2)

185 >>I just heard a cat (cats?) Meowing again outside - anyone nearby want a kitten? They have to be pretty small & lightweight, so I could probably mail them out fairly cheaply...



If you tattoo a Haiku on each of them you can send them via media Rate.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2017 10:10 PM (OhOyF)

186 I got pulled over one time in 1980 by a Michigan state cop while going home from work. He saw several pair of hemostats in my ash tray and asked about them. Each pair had a roach on them so he asked me to step out of the car. He quickly found my frisbee under the seat which contained about a quarter ounce. We went back to his car and he called in for warrants as I sat on the passenger side of the front seat. After I came back clear, he asked me what we should do about this (the dope). I told him I'd like to keep it but that probably wasn't possible so I asked him to dump it. He said no, you dump it. We bantered back and forth for a minute and I knew I wasn't going to win so I dumped it in a neat little pile figuring to come back and get it later. He told me he didn't really care if people smoked dope but not to do it while driving. As I drove away, without getting the speeding ticket, I saw him get out of his car and swirl my weed into the dirt. Bummer!! Three months later I was in the Air Force.

Posted by: Bill R. at January 29, 2017 10:10 PM (jKUeC)

187 *hands her a claymore* (she knows which side goes towards the enemy)

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2017 10:07 PM (sBOL1)

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lol

I have an idea.

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:11 PM (CRotO)

188 150 Miley

Thank you, ma'am. Me, too

Posted by: ibguy at January 29, 2017 10:11 PM (vUcdz)

189 One of the cobs needs to break out the mighty trollhammer of Endor and smack this troll.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at January 29, 2017 10:11 PM (1FhAQ)

190 He was married to Dyan Cannon and had a kid with her.

http://tinyurl.com/zzf62o4


If he was gay, she turned him straight.
Posted by: SMFH at January




oh honey, you are so sweet. give me a ring and let me explain some things to you some time.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 10:11 PM (cPsPa)

191 >>>If you sleep with an ugly woman, is that a mishtake?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2017 10:07 PM (hVdx9)<<<



Why yesh. That'sh exshactly what I would shay that ish.

Posted by: Sean Connery at January 29, 2017 10:11 PM (FpSPb)

192 Imagine if Viagra was available back in the day...sigh....

Posted by: Zombie Cary Grant at January 29, 2017 10:11 PM (XcOXh)

193 Tengger Cavalry FTW !

g'night Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, now with miracle ingredient phlogiston at January 29, 2017 10:12 PM (1d+CX)

194 My dad smoked pot, as well as abusing other substances. Very smart man who was killed at age 44 by his vices. I was 23 when he died. I never partook of recreational drugs or alcohol before and was more against it after. The alcohol is what did him in but the pot was part of the lifestyle.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 29, 2017 10:06 PM (BHMfA)
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katya, what a sad story and how hard to lose your dad so young. You've definitely made the right choice, and very good for you.

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2017 10:12 PM (sBOL1)

195 shooting inside a mosque? I really should be more concerned...

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 29, 2017 10:12 PM (Om16U)

196 wasn't going to come in here tonight, but -
Anyone remember when I mentioned cats screwing outide my bedroom window a while back? I was worried about having a litter on my hands.

Well, about 0430 this morning, I woke up to multiple kitten "mews" calling for mama.
By the time I found a flashlight, let the dog out front to pee & closed off his access door to the backyard so I could go find them wihout him eating 'em, they were gone.
I figured mama had taken them back to where she gets fed (home?).

I just heard a cat (cats?) Meowing again outside - anyone nearby want a kitten? They have to be pretty small & lightweight, so I could probably mail them out fairly cheaply...
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2017 10:07 PM (hqlWK)




yeah those were ewoks.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 10:12 PM (cPsPa)

197 If you have the bests sex ever with a woman, is that a mish-match?

Only if you are also a woman.

Posted by: mikeski at January 29, 2017 10:12 PM (TXZ1v)

198 Shots fired in mosque in Quebec; five killed. Two arrested, names not given.

Hey, let's protest for more immigration from Muslim countries!!

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 29, 2017 10:13 PM (J8/9G)

199 hugs, katya

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 29, 2017 10:13 PM (Om16U)

200 I love the fact that Trump cunt punched McCain and Graham today.

Hilarious. The only thing more fun than seeing Trump go after CNN and the New York Times would be seeing him obliterate McCain.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 29, 2017 10:13 PM (4bKiB)

201 173 *turns to everyone*

Rons, we are going to have to work quickly or we will have a real riot on our hands.

You, get the Playgirl spread of Tom Selleck.

You, get some photos of Robert Mitchum and Sean Connery.

*stunned silence*

I know it's drastic, but we have got to head this off at the pass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 10:08 PM (92kX2)

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lmao

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:13 PM (CRotO)

202 So, I was thinking maybe it's time to put myself on the market. Then I saw that - that thing, whatever it is, on the right. And I was triggered. I can't. No.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 09:53 PM (tHwdc)




Last time I "put myself on the market", I was subjected to:

* a product recall from the FTC for material defects.

* sued by same for violating "Sell By" date violations.

* condemned by the USDA.

* fined for gaseous expulsions in violation of EPA guidelines.

* rejected by the NTSHA Crash Test Dummy Recruiter.

* grounded by the FAA.

* declared persona non-grata by eHarmony.

* sent sympathy cards by a cadre of crazy old cat ladies.

* relegated to the bottom of the $1 DVD bin on the back aisle at the Wal-Mart in Parhump, NV.

* sold back to the auctioneer by the lowest bidder.


Market? I don' need no steeekeeng market!


/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2017 10:13 PM (v5iqM)

203 yankeefifth, that's funny, but Canada was great - as in punching far above its weight - in WWII. I guess you could say the same about the leading Commonwealth countries. But for a country with such a small population, they did a lot.


I defer to our canuckistani morons on this, but my impression is that popular Canadian understanding of their grandfathers' outstanding record in The Big One parallels that of much of America - zip.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2017 10:13 PM (QDnY+)

204 Mis Hum, the conservative women dating advise link is Fubared.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2017 10:13 PM (xpfRn)

205 169 so mosque in quebec, deal gone bad or training accident?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 10:07 PM (cPsPa)

Settling a business dispute and/or sunni v. shiite.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at January 29, 2017 10:13 PM (1FhAQ)

206 176 TPH

https://youtu.be/djYz6p3i-t0

(Also NSFW)

Posted by: ibguy at January 29, 2017 10:13 PM (vUcdz)

207 175
He was also married at one time to the heiress, Barbara Hutton, had a well publicized affair with Sophia Loren(wanted to marry her but she went for the old man who fostered her career) and married again after he and Dylan Cannon divorced. I think there was another marriage early on also.

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2017 10:14 PM (JSovD)

208 How about if we just shut down all airports, for like 3 weeks. Nobody in, nobody out, and watch those Islamo-Nazis go nuts in those cities where they are stuck. Without some pain injected into the "general" population, nothing is going to go our way. We need to turn off their power for a couple of hours a day. I know protestors could get those systems up and running in just no time. uh-huh.

Posted by: goon at January 29, 2017 10:14 PM (EaQ6/)

209 Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 29, 2017 10:06 PM (BHMfA)

--Didn't DJT become a teetotaller because someone in his family was killed by a drunk driver?

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 10:14 PM (GsAUU)

210 shooting inside a mosque? I really should be more concerned...
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Have not released info on shooters.

My guess if they were Trump supporters in MAGA hats, or in KKK sheets, we'd know their names.

The longer they take to name them, the more likely they're not Christians.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 29, 2017 10:14 PM (J5mC3)

211 I'm paranoid enough as it is without smoking weed.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 29, 2017 10:15 PM (0mRoj)

212 194. Indeed!

Horsehead fiddle and throat-singing! Mongol folk-metal. #2 dauhhter's current favorite.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2017 10:15 PM (btESY)

213 yankeefifth, that's funny, but Canada was great - as in punching far above its weight - in WWII. I guess you could say the same about the leading Commonwealth countries. But for a country with such a small population, they did a lot.


I defer to our canuckistani morons on this, but my impression is that popular Canadian understanding of their grandfathers' outstanding record in The Big One parallels that of much of America - zip.


Posted by: rhomboid at January




having a great military does not mean you are a great country.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 10:15 PM (cPsPa)

214 It doesn't matter who did the shooting at the Mosque in Quebec, but it will be Trump's fault.....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2017 10:15 PM (8HGb7)

215 Mis Hum, the conservative women dating advise link is Fubared.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2017 10:13 PM (xpfRn)

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Try www.trumpsingles.com then. This is a real thing. Kinda pissed I didn't think of it 6-9 months ago.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 10:16 PM (nkgRA)

216 Make Canada Great FFS!

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 10:16 PM (cPsPa)

217 27 WH released statement saying President Trump spoke with King of Saud. Both agreed to install and maintain refugee settlements in Syria and Yemen. Both agreed to look into ways to repatriate the refugees displaced.
Posted by: HugoStiglitz at January 29, 2017 09:44 PM (aOqpx)

Nuh-uh.

Posted by: The Media at January 29, 2017 10:16 PM (uaHyk)

218 oh honey, you are so sweet. give me a ring and let me explain some things to you some time.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 10:11 PM (cPsPa)

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Like a poster said earlier, he wouldn't stick his dick in that thing, if he was.

Hell, even Rock Hudson would run from that.

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:16 PM (CRotO)

219 John Wayne was a fag. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2017 10:16 PM (oVJmc)

220
LOL, Kolchak!

I have been looking off and on for a light sport coat like Kolchak's - I want to dress up like him for Halloween.

I'm trying to go on the cheap, and all the thrift stores have are dark colors, dammit.





Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2017 10:03 PM (8iiMU)


Maybe you should go looking in the spring and summer.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 10:16 PM (tHwdc)

221 Have not released info on shooters.

My guess if they were Trump supporters in MAGA hats, or in KKK sheets, we'd know their names.

The longer they take to name them, the more likely they're not Christians.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 29, 2017 10:14 PM (J5mC3)

My first take as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 10:16 PM (92kX2)

222 It would be such black irony if the Quebec mosque shooters were Syrian refugees.

Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2017 10:16 PM (7qAYi)

223 Don't think Rock Hudson was into twinks.

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:16 PM (CRotO)

224 If you tattoo a Haiku on each of them you can send them via media Rate.
Posted by: garrett
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This is HordeSourcing at it's best.
Great, albeit twised, minds.



Votermom,
I could probably be a catlady, but the minpin & the Duck Dynasty beard might get in the way of being accepted among the others.

Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2017 10:16 PM (hqlWK)

225 The longer they take to name them, the more likely they're not Christians.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story




yep

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 10:16 PM (cPsPa)

226 LOL Mr. Peebles.

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:17 PM (CRotO)

227 220 John Wayne was a fag. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2017 10:16 PM (oVJmc)

*blinks*

Ladies, my apologies- burn this fucker down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 10:17 PM (92kX2)

228 --Didn't DJT become a teetotaller because someone in his family was killed by a drunk driver?
Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 10:14 PM (GsAUU)

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His brother died very young from substance abuse.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 10:18 PM (nkgRA)

229 I think events just cunt punched the left, specifically President Trudeau.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 29, 2017 10:18 PM (k8dau)

230 The skier uses the word super as a adjective. Why do people do it? It is an affectation of the worst type by ill educated scrotes. Whats so super about it? Tosser.

Posted by: NZ Frank at January 29, 2017 10:18 PM (bgJ0E)

231 A HaiKitteh would make a good gift.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2017 10:18 PM (OhOyF)

232 the name release time is like the hot / crazy matrix. further away from conservative white male, the longer it takes. muslim black woman who is illiterate and severely handicapped would need years to get out.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 10:18 PM (cPsPa)

233 208
Oh forgot, He was married to Betsy Drake in the 50s. I think the Sophie's Loren thing broke up that marriage.

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2017 10:19 PM (JSovD)

234 28 Ward and I used to do bong hits with Wally and The Beaver.
Posted by: June Cleaver

If your Beaver can blow smoke rings, I can turn you into an interwebs sensation.

Oh, wait - I think I misread that.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2017 10:19 PM (tr2D7)

235
Are we assuming it was muslims who shot up a mosque?

I don't think that's a plausible theory.

Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 29, 2017 10:19 PM (KTIsV)

236 228 220 John Wayne was a fag. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2017 10:16 PM (oVJmc)

*blinks*

Ladies, my apologies- burn this fucker down.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 10:17 PM (92kX2)

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*Attaches flame thrower to tank*

On it.

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:20 PM (CRotO)

237 235 Tonypete

Knits, too.

Posted by: ibguy at January 29, 2017 10:20 PM (vUcdz)

238 If I'm not mistaken, Canada had something like the fourth largest navy in WW2.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 29, 2017 10:20 PM (J8/9G)

239 208 175
He was also married at one time to the heiress, Barbara Hutton, had a well publicized affair with Sophia Loren(wanted to marry her but she went for the old man who fostered her career) and married again after he and Dylan Cannon divorced. I think there was another marriage early on also.
Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2017 10:14 PM (JSovD)


Sounds pretty straight to me.

Sophia Loren back in the day would have turned Milo straight.

Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2017 10:20 PM (sdi6R)

240 Last time I "put myself on the market", I was subjected to:


* a product recall from the FTC for material defects.


* sued by same for violating "Sell By" date violations.


* condemned by the USDA.


* fined for gaseous expulsions in violation of EPA guidelines.


* rejected by the NTSHA Crash Test Dummy Recruiter.


* grounded by the FAA.


* declared persona non-grata by eHarmony.


* sent sympathy cards by a cadre of crazy old cat ladies.


* relegated to the bottom of the $1 DVD bin on the back aisle at the Wal-Mart in Parhump, NV.


* sold back to the auctioneer by the lowest bidder.


Market? I don' need no steeekeeng market!
----

hahahaha.

I can't bring myself to do it, although I suppose I'm "eligible" whatever that means.

Generally speaking, I'm not general merchandise.

Metaphorically, I'm on the back of the top shelf in that really pricey specialty store that has no customers but is somehow still in business.

Also, there are age/ height restrictions, as well as a temperament check involved.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 29, 2017 10:20 PM (J5mC3)

241 At least in Canada there's a chance we'll find out if they're rapefugees eventually.

In Germany they never tell anyone.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 10:20 PM (GsAUU)

242 Think of how jealous all the other women in the Office will be when your HaiKitteh is delivered on Valentine's Day.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2017 10:20 PM (OhOyF)

243 236
Are we assuming it was muslims who shot up a mosque?

I don't think that's a plausible theory.
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 29, 2017 10:19 PM (KTIsV)

Names are not being released is my thought on it being a probably non-white, christian male.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 10:20 PM (92kX2)

244 so is there a cair branch in canada? may be a flase flag operation.




we better get those rapefugees up to canada right away to help them bolster their defenses.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 10:20 PM (cPsPa)

245 I wish it were true, but I don't believe that there is a deal between Trump and the Saudis to create safe-zones in Syria, a country that is controlled to one degree or another by Iran , a Shiite nation soon to be nuclear-armed , a nation that is a mortal enemy to Saudi Arabia.
Not buying it.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2017 10:21 PM (8HGb7)

246 Evening all.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 29, 2017 10:21 PM (D2vc1)

247 37 i can only imagine what Cary Grant would have said had he seen that prissy sweater boy.
Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2017 09:46 PM (JSovD)

"How positively sick-making! (But meet me in the mews at half past ten!)"


Posted by: Cary at January 29, 2017 10:21 PM (uaHyk)

248 muslim black woman who is illiterate and severely handicapped would need years to get out.

The intersectionality calculation becomes very complicated. It can take years to work out who the real victims are.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 29, 2017 10:21 PM (4bKiB)

249 Sophia Loren back in the day would have turned Milo straight.
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2017 10:20 PM (sdi6R)

Hell, Sophia Loren in Grumpier Old Men would be a cool breeze on a hot day for most dudes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 10:22 PM (92kX2)

250 Question for the Horde: What are the best WWI documentaries out there to watch? What about Civil War?

Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 29, 2017 10:22 PM (j8aRL)

251 I once bumped Mary Travers' left boob with my right elbow.

Posted by: Yes. It's true at January 29, 2017 10:22 PM (TqmC9)

252 I could probably be a catlady, but the minpin the Duck Dynasty beard might get in the way of being accepted among the others.
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Did you not get the memo?

Men who love cats are the New Hot.

/maybe the minipin would like having an interspecies family?

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 29, 2017 10:22 PM (J5mC3)

253 Sophia Loren back in the day would have turned Milo straight.
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2017 10:20 PM (sdi6R)

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Good God, she could've turned "Sir" Elton John into a King.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 10:22 PM (nkgRA)

254 Oh god, that video on zerohedge of the reporter when the detained Iraqi guy tells her he supports Trump. It's classic.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 29, 2017 10:22 PM (w+Jhj)

255 Hey everybody.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2017 10:22 PM (u8kLQ)

256 none of us is paranoid enough ...

just sayin .... surely i'm not ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, now with miracle ingredient phlogiston at January 29, 2017 10:23 PM (1d+CX)

257 "How positively sick-making! (But meet me in the mews at half past ten!)"


Posted by: Cary at January 29, 2017 10:21 PM (uaHyk)

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*traverses turret*

*target acquisition set*

*loads SABOT*

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:24 PM (CRotO)

258 "Hell, Sophia Loren in Grumpier Old Men would be a cool breeze on a hot day for most dudes."

She is still quite beautiful. Amazing genes.

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2017 10:24 PM (JSovD)

259 All I know, Islam is a religion of peace. I heard it on the news. It must be true. Steve Jobs' daddy was Syrian for fucks sake. The science is settled. This is who we are. If you are a braindead, fucktard, height challenged criminal.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2017 10:24 PM (KP5rU)

260 Quebec Premier Philippe Couillard said in a tweet that the province is mobilizing to assure the safety of Quebec City residents.




huh, guess they are rounding up jihadis.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 10:24 PM (cPsPa)

261 Goon

One more and you're gone

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2017 10:24 PM (voOPb)

262 Good God, she could've turned "Sir" Elton John into a King.
Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 10:22 PM (nkgRA)

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LOL!

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:24 PM (CRotO)

263 220 John Wayne was a fag. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2017 10:16 PM (oVJmc)


It wasn't that same old polka dot thing was it? I told him to get something new or he was going to cause a scene.

Posted by: goon at January 29, 2017 10:24 PM (EaQ6/)

264 Even when i was a teenager I never drank or did drugs. Couldn't stand the thought of losing control of my judgment or senses.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 29, 2017 10:25 PM (BHMfA)

265 Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 29, 2017 10:06 PM (BHMfA)

--Didn't DJT become a teetotaller because someone in his family was killed by a drunk driver?
Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 10:14 PM (GsAUU)

I think his older brother died from alcoholism.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 29, 2017 10:25 PM (5VlCp)

266 So, I was thinking maybe it's time to put myself on the market. Then I saw that - that thing, whatever it is, on the right. And I was triggered. I can't. No.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 09:53 PM (tHwdc)

I'm late to the party, what are you referring to?

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 29, 2017 10:25 PM (D2vc1)

267 SFMH, no beehive rounds?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2017 10:25 PM (BVxQW)

268 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/825764240657117185

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/825764316502749184

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/825764404553728000

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/825764495125540865

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/825764591477071873

Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2017 10:25 PM (Ya7zs)

269 251 Question for the Horde: What are the best WWI documentaries out there to watch? What about Civil War?
Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 29, 2017 10:22 PM (j8aRL)

Civil War: Undoubtedly the Ken Burns PBS series.

WWI: The First World War based on the book by Hew Strachan got a lot of love when I asked the same question a few months ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 10:25 PM (92kX2)

270 Sophia Loren back in the day would have turned Milo straight.
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2017 10:20 PM (sdi6R)

In sure she could've. Nobody's THAT gay.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 29, 2017 10:26 PM (0mRoj)

271 Garrett: got your Del Fuegos LPs. Thanks yet again! You really know how to package 'em too. :-)

And you achieved your objective: now I'm hooked on ya like I used to be hooked on MusicPlus. Would you happen to have any of the following albums on either good quality LP or CD?:

- Little River Band: Playing To Win
- Peter Wolf: Lights Out
- Peter Wolf: Come As You Are
- Golden Earring: Cut
- Big Country: The Crossing
- Debby Boone: You Light Up My Life
- Style Council: My Ever Changing Moods

???

Thanks in advance.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2017 10:26 PM (u8kLQ)

272 268 SFMH, no beehive rounds?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2017 10:25 PM (BVxQW)

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hmmm....

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:26 PM (CRotO)

273 One suggestion your humble Cob would make is to use a deep cycle battery. The ONT is sure there are some Morons out there with some experience and ideas about powering your home during a power outage.

Batteries are only good for providing power for a very, very limited amount of time. The average house doesn't have the room to store enough batteries to power it for any appreciable amount of time. And they'll only cycle so many times before they have to be replaced. Very expensive ... especially for something that only happens once or twice every couple of years.

You really just can't beat a regular, ol' generator. Have to keep a cache of gas handy for those times when it might be needed but you can cycle that through your car so it's not that big of a deal.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 29, 2017 10:26 PM (zc3Db)

274 You know another hot Italian was Raffaella Carrà in Von Ryan's Express.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 29, 2017 10:26 PM (w+Jhj)

275 Magmun P.I. posed in Playgirl? WTF?

Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 29, 2017 10:26 PM (j8aRL)

276 More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/825764680627007488

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/825764812009439234

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/825764901322907648

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/825764999100510208

Posted by: kbdabear at January 29, 2017 10:27 PM (Ya7zs)

277 258.

**calls in Buratino strike for follow-up**

https://youtu.be/e6uXlgOqZ_w

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2017 10:27 PM (btESY)

278 don't waste a sabot, load HEAT ....

or WP ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, now with miracle ingredient phlogiston at January 29, 2017 10:27 PM (1d+CX)

279 hey, how do you disable the gps in your car? can you do so without disabling the car?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 10:27 PM (cPsPa)

280 @251

For World War I you can check out the 26 episode "The Great War" on YouTube

And the definitive Civil War doc is Ken Burns "The Civil War"

Posted by: Kreplach at January 29, 2017 10:27 PM (k8dau)

281 Pepe, I ran across this channel today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLd0nYN9Bwg

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2017 10:28 PM (BVxQW)

282 Market? I don' need no steeekeeng market!





/snrk







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2017 10:13 PM (v5iqM)

EEK, Jim! Now I think I should just wait to be found.

You know, like Saddam in a spider hole.

<scurries off into the darkness>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 10:28 PM (tHwdc)

283 Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 09:49 PM

I can't say for sure if pot is more potent these days but I used to smoke a lot. Always managed to get everything done.

Quit for ten years.

Had friends over on Thanksgiving 4 years ago. They brought a couple joints of *legal* weed. Two hits. I got so high I had to go to bed and let my husband and the guests deal with the turkey in the oven and everything else.

Never again.

Posted by: cfo mom, formerly known as cfomahm at January 29, 2017 10:28 PM (RfzVr)

284 274 TPOP

Agreed, with a caveat:

Mine is set to run off the NatGas line. If *that* goes south, well, that's a whole 'nother ball game

Posted by: ibguy at January 29, 2017 10:29 PM (vUcdz)

285 @ibguy: Great news! More prayers and thanksgivings sent.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 29, 2017 10:29 PM (di1hb)

286 275
I wish I could have looked like Claudia Cardinale in "The Professionals". Gosh she was a beauty.

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2017 10:29 PM (JSovD)

287 Kreplach I agree on the amusement value of the dimmer, more irresponsible prominent targets being dissed openly by a president.


But we need a lot, lot, lot, lot, lot more than that.


The 2018 mid-terms may be the most important, it turns out, in decades. But eviscerating the GOP and replacing it with serious, intelligent, informed sorts ain't likely to happen if the admin. doesn't educate, and replace the delusional false framework people are marinating in, 24/7.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2017 10:29 PM (QDnY+)

288 You know another hot Italian was Raffaella Carr in Von Ryan's Express.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 29, 2017 10:26 PM (w+Jhj)


I've always thought that Claudia Cardinale was the hottest of the bunch.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 29, 2017 10:29 PM (zc3Db)

289 268 SFMH, no beehive rounds?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2017 10:25 PM (BVxQW)

---

hmmm....


You guys keep this up and she'll be reaching for the tac nukes.

Which, in this case, I heartily endorse.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2017 10:29 PM (IcT7t)

290 Good news, Steve!

Glad they got there safely...I know I have that Big Country album.

I will get a short list together to email you in the next day or so...

Those sounded good when I went over them. Boston Mass in particular.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2017 10:29 PM (OhOyF)

291 Peter, Paul & Mary were great.

And, they were true liberals. They knew how to disagree without being disagreeable.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2017 10:29 PM (u8kLQ)

292 don't waste a sabot, load HEAT ....

or WP ....
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, now




why use the main gun? use the .50 or just run his prancing ass over. would have to be a pretty funny chase.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 10:29 PM (cPsPa)

293 "hey, how do you disable the gps in your car? can you do so without disabling the car?

Posted by: yankeefifth"

Disconnect its antenna.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 29, 2017 10:29 PM (w+Jhj)

294 Easier to hide a gat under the trench coat.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 29, 2017 10:29 PM (brIR5)

295 224 Don't think Rock Hudson was into twinks.

Posted by: SMFH


The following is a true story.

My dad, a used car dealer, hired a new salesman in the 70s. The salesman, once upon a time, revealed a story about a party in New Orleans wherein said salesman was propositioned by Rock Hudson at the party.

My dad, of course, dismissed such a ridiculous slander, until it was revealed much later that Rock died of AIDs.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2017 10:30 PM (xpfRn)

296 garrett, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2017 10:30 PM (u8kLQ)

297 276 Magmun P.I. posed in Playgirl? WTF?
Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 29, 2017 10:26 PM (j8aRL)

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Probably photoshopped, but what the hell:

http://tinyurl.com/j7mmhu2

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:30 PM (CRotO)

298 I lost 2 fathers to alcohol and have a brother who battled drugs and alcohol most of his adult life.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 29, 2017 10:30 PM (BHMfA)

299 I have no idea what pot is like now. I tried it once in 1971. At the time I smoked 4 packs of Marlboro a day with no problem. The pot made me gag and choke. I took that as a sign and never tried again. Besides, beer was legal, cheaper and tasted better.

Posted by: JTB at January 29, 2017 10:30 PM (V+03K)

300 280 @251

For World War I you can check out the 26 episode "The Great War" on YouTube

And the definitive Civil War doc is Ken Burns "The Civil War"
Posted by: Kreplach at January 29, 2017 10:27 PM (k8dau)


Seconded.

Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2017 10:31 PM (sdi6R)

301 285 IMG

Thank you, sir!!

Posted by: ibguy at January 29, 2017 10:31 PM (vUcdz)

302 "To those of you who are single, good luck with your search of finding your equal or better half."


So, I was thinking maybe it's time to put myself on the market. Then I saw that - that thing, whatever it is, on the right. And I was triggered. I can't. No.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 09:53 PM (tHwdc)

Ok, I see now, sorry.

I don't think you'd see too many 'rons looking like that. Just sayin'.

Was thinking today though that you really should try to let another good guy into your life. You have no idea how happy you'll make him.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 29, 2017 10:31 PM (D2vc1)

303 One of the things I loved about LPs were the center label designs.

Seems like PolyGram had the best ones. The mid-1980s design of the Mercury label and 21 label were incredible IMHO. At one point I wanted to purchase certain albums just for those designs.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2017 10:31 PM (u8kLQ)

304 Civil War: Undoubtedly the Ken Burns PBS series.

WWI: The First World War based on the book by Hew Strachan got a lot of love when I asked the same question a few months ago.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 10:25 PM (92kX2)

Thanks! I'm watching Ken Burns Civil War now. It's been a few years. Thanks times 100 for that WWI documentary suggestion (they seem to be difficult to find).

If anybody knows any other great Documentaries covering different subjects and eras throughout the world, I'd appreciate the solid advice the Horde gives.

Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 29, 2017 10:31 PM (j8aRL)

305 >>I have no idea what pot is like now.


Very similar to Craft beers.

There's a flavor for just about all your needs.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2017 10:32 PM (OhOyF)

306 "Never again.


Posted by: cfo mom"

Pretty sure it was the whole "Quitting for 10 years" thing is what did it.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 29, 2017 10:32 PM (w+Jhj)

307 Rock Hudson seemed to be into bears.

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:32 PM (CRotO)

308 Pepe -

The "Our World War" 3-episode series by BBC on Netflix. Not a documentary as such, but the three stories are true. Very well done.

Posted by: goatexchange... Viva la Resistance! at January 29, 2017 10:32 PM (YFnq5)

309 Had friends over on Thanksgiving 4 years ago. They brought a couple joints of *legal* weed. Two hits. I got so high I had to go to bed and let my husband and the guests deal with the turkey in the oven and everything else.

Never again.
Posted by: cfo mom, formerly known as cfomahm at January 29, 2017 10:28 PM (RfzVr)

=====

That is how I found out. I had not smoked for about 20 years. 2 hits off a vape a year ago with a friend at a bar combined with 1 beer and I had to catch a ride home. No more.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 10:32 PM (nkgRA)

310 Agreed, with a caveat:

Mine is set to run off the NatGas line. If *that* goes south, well, that's a whole 'nother ball game

Posted by: ibguy at January 29, 2017 10:29 PM (vUcdz)


Yeah. I was going to put that in. Natural gas is the most convenient and, generally, the most reliable. And, frankly, if your natural gas line goes out then chances are no one is getting to the gas station to refill their gas cans, anyway

In the end, you can always have the exercise bike attached to a manual generator. You might not be able to power much of your house but the GAINZZZ will be historic.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 29, 2017 10:33 PM (zc3Db)

311 Rock Hudson seemed to be into bears.
Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:32 PM (CRotO)

Now you tell me......Sheesh.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 29, 2017 10:33 PM (5VlCp)

312 397 SMFH

So, like Leo?

Posted by: ibguy at January 29, 2017 10:33 PM (vUcdz)

313 I have no idea what pot is like now. I tried it once in 1971. At the time I smoked 4 packs of Marlboro a day with no problem. The pot made me gag and choke. I took that as a sign and never tried again. Besides, beer was legal, cheaper and tasted better.

Posted by: JTB at January 29, 2017 10:30 PM (V+03K)


Well, going by the late 70's/early 80s standards, the shit today is way..way stronger. Tastier too.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2017 10:33 PM (aMlLZ)

314 ibguy,

yep.

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:33 PM (CRotO)

315 >>One of the things I loved about LPs were the center label designs.


Pretty sure there's a Coffee Table Book out there of Badass LP Labels.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2017 10:33 PM (OhOyF)

316 /maybe the minipin would like having an interspecies family?
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat!
-----------------

Well, he hasn't been around a cat in four years - since he was a puppy.
Not sure that would work, or 8 would consider keeping ONE.

shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat!
You are now on the top of the list if I actually end up with a boxful of...
(Dare I say it?)

Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2017 10:33 PM (hqlWK)

317 307 Rock Hudson seemed to be into bears.
Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:32 PM (CRotO)

Black, brown or polar?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2017 10:33 PM (voOPb)

318 312 moi

Er, *307*, that is.

Posted by: ibguy at January 29, 2017 10:33 PM (vUcdz)

319 Probably photoshopped, but what the hell:

http://tinyurl.com/j7mmhu2
Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:30 PM (CRotO

LOL! I'll take you at your word that is Magnum P. I.

No Clicky. No Dicky.

Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 29, 2017 10:34 PM (j8aRL)

320 Rock Hudson seemed to be into bears.

So the bear that got DiCaprio was revenge? Damn those critters have a long memory.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2017 10:34 PM (IcT7t)

321 Pepe, have you ever watched the Ken Burns documentary on the Lewis and Clark expedition? It's about 6 or so hours total, not as long as his others. My son and I watched it a few years back when he was studying American history, and it was very good, and the scenery was beautiful.

We saw it on Netflix, don't know if they still have it.

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2017 10:34 PM (sBOL1)

322 "How positively sick-making! (But meet me in the mews at half past ten!)"


Posted by: Cary at January 29, 2017 10:21 PM (uaHyk)

---

*traverses turret*

*target acquisition set*

*loads SABOT*



Posted by: SMFH
****

(Munches popcorn excitedly)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2017 10:34 PM (hVdx9)

323 A great, fantastic, heartbreaking song. It should have been a yuge hit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_UnS4Djlsk

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2017 10:34 PM (u8kLQ)

324 "I've always thought that Claudia Cardinale was the hottest of the bunch.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair"

Wouldn't say no to that.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 29, 2017 10:34 PM (w+Jhj)

325 qdpsteve,

I was hanging out with a college buddy on Friday night and he bet if we looked that we would find cannabis residue in my albums.

So we trekked down to the garage and I found my milk crate of LPs. After about 5 minutes of searching, we found some residue in the center of The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2017 10:34 PM (EZebt)

326 310 TPOP

GMTA

Posted by: ibguy at January 29, 2017 10:34 PM (vUcdz)

327 @287

I think events are going to become the Presidents greatest ally and I think the force of his will is going to drag the stragglers along whether they want to go for the ride or not.

He has Bannon as his main consigliere who is disciplined and idiologocally driven and knows how to maintain tempo and how to scatter and disorient his foes.

It going to be an interesting four years.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 29, 2017 10:35 PM (k8dau)

328 #240 hahahaha.
I can't bring myself to do it, although I suppose I'm "eligible" whatever that means.
Generally speaking, I'm not general merchandise.

Metaphorically,
I'm on the back of the top shelf in that really pricey specialty store
that has no customers but is somehow still in business.

Also, there are age/ height restrictions, as well as a temperament check involved.


Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 29, 2017 10:20 PM (J5mC3)

I'm on a reaaaaally high shelf in a mysterious shop in Chinatown where the proprietor keeps very special things for very special customers.
And I'm very dusty.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 10:35 PM (tHwdc)

329 >>>Rock Hudson seemed to be into bears.
Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:32 PM (CRotO)<<<



**shudders** Been there, done that.

Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at January 29, 2017 10:35 PM (FpSPb)

330 Rock Hudson seemed to be into bears.
Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:32 PM (CRotO)

Black, brown or polar?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
****

All. White and black. He was bi-polar.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2017 10:35 PM (hVdx9)

331 308 Pepe -

The "Our World War" 3-episode series by BBC on Netflix. Not a documentary as such, but the three stories are true. Very well done.
Posted by: goatexchange... Viva la Resistance! at January 29, 2017 10:32 PM (YFnq5

Awesome. Thanks!

Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 29, 2017 10:35 PM (j8aRL)

332 San Franpsycho, I can definitely believe that.

Especially with anything pressed in the 1970s or earlier.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2017 10:36 PM (u8kLQ)

333 Thinking about putting in a rainwater collection system for my water needs because the gummit A-holes in the Texas county I live in want to slap a meter on any new well (after you paid to have it drilled) and charge you for the water.

As for power, that's next. A combination of methane gas generation from composting manure and garden waste to power the hot water heater and stove and a generator, supplemented by home made solar panels and a wind turbine.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 29, 2017 10:36 PM (Bww/k)

334 292 why use the main gun? use the .50 or just run his prancing ass over. would have to be a pretty funny chase.

Gunner, coax, bravo delta pajama-boy, from my position, on the way!

You start short line and sloooowly walk onto the target. Give him time to contemplate his doom.

And soil himself.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 29, 2017 10:36 PM (di1hb)

335 325 "I've always thought that Claudia Cardinale was the hottest of the bunch.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair"

Wouldn't say no to that.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 29, 2017 10:34 PM (w+Jhj)

http://tinyurl.com/h99p38g

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 10:37 PM (92kX2)

336 So we trekked down to the garage and I found my milk
crate of LPs. After about 5 minutes of searching, we found some residue
in the center of The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2017 10:34 PM (EZebt)


Nooooo. . . .

Make the Slippermen go a way!

(side note, the mouth mike for stage was supposed to be created because the costumes developed for the stage show for Peter Gabriel covered his face and were so bulky he had to slip them up to sing. )

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2017 10:37 PM (BVxQW)

337 *wonders if Rock or Cary ever had their backsides ploughed by a werebear...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 29, 2017 10:37 PM (kP16F)

338 *types*
*deletes*
*makes popcorn*

Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2017 10:38 PM (sdi6R)

339 336 IMG

But mostly, soil himself.

Posted by: ibguy at January 29, 2017 10:38 PM (vUcdz)

340 322 Pepe, have you ever watched the Ken Burns documentary on the Lewis and Clark expedition? It's about 6 or so hours total, not as long as his others. My son and I watched it a few years back when he was studying American history, and it was very good, and the scenery was beautiful.

We saw it on Netflix, don't know if they still have it.

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2017 10:34 PM (sBOL1)

Is that The West? I watched them all a few years ago after a couple of surgeries so I'm hazy on them. I'll definately check them out. Thanks!

Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 29, 2017 10:38 PM (j8aRL)

341 286 275
I wish I could have looked like Claudia Cardinale in "The Professionals". Gosh she was a beauty.
Posted by: Tuna



Claudia Cardinale in "Once Upon A Time in the West" was gorgeous.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 29, 2017 10:38 PM (aaqzz)

342 >>in the Texas county I live in want to slap a meter on any new well (after you paid to have it drilled) and charge you for the water.


I don't know why people like that place so much.

Well is on your property. Water is yours.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2017 10:38 PM (OhOyF)

343 Easier to hide a gat under the trench coat.
Posted by: Fox2!
--------------

Ah. The new Howda. The only question is IWB or OWB?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/h7khmnd

I think Johnny Yuma carried something like that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2017 10:38 PM (TqmC9)

344 and:

yankeefifth, yes, ma deuce would handle it nicely, yerright.

i'ma wait for 2A to grow some emanations & penumbras & mount one up in the cupola ontoppa the barn, ftw

otay, really g'night

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, now with miracle ingredient phlogiston at January 29, 2017 10:38 PM (1d+CX)

345 Didn't Claudine Longet dejliver the ultimate orgasm once?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2017 10:38 PM (KP5rU)

346 292 why use the main gun? use the .50 or just run his prancing ass over. would have to be a pretty funny chase.

---

Why not?

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:38 PM (CRotO)

347 I'm late to the party, what are you referring to?

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 29, 2017 10:25 PM (D2vc1)

Fashion statement to the right.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 10:39 PM (tHwdc)

348 339. Werebears. Ya gotta hand it to Ivan - werebears with miniguns....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2017 10:39 PM (btESY)

349 Like so much (everything?) else being discussed publicly these days, this "safe zone" stuff has a cartoon quality.


There are three "safe zones" for Syrian refugees (displaced persons, fleeing armed conflict, crossing an international border) - their names are Turkey, Jordan, and Lebanon.


You might have heard of them.


Setting up "zones" *inside* Syrian territory would be onerous, complicated, likely unsustainable, with little benefit.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2017 10:39 PM (QDnY+)

350 Also not sure where they got guns, since guns are pretty much banned in Canada."

They're more regulated, but not banned, since my BIL has gone hunting up there.

I know they had a long gun registry for a while but it was discontinued I believe.

If Alberta Oil Peon is around, perhaps he can fill us in....

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 29, 2017 10:39 PM (P8951)

351 of course, using all the weapons at my disposal would be just as fun...

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:40 PM (CRotO)

352 Fashion statement to the right.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 10:39 PM (tHwdc)


There are some things you just can't unsee.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2017 10:40 PM (aMlLZ)

353 Gunner, coax, bravo delta pajama-boy, from my position, on the way!

You start short line and sloooowly walk onto the target. Give him time to contemplate his doom.

And soil himself.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January




heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 10:40 PM (cPsPa)

354 330 #240 hahahaha.
I can't bring myself to do it, although I suppose I'm "eligible" whatever that means.
Generally speaking, I'm not general merchandise.

Metaphorically,
I'm on the back of the top shelf in that really pricey specialty store
that has no customers but is somehow still in business.

Also, there are age/ height restrictions, as well as a temperament check involved.


Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 29, 2017 10:20 PM (J5mC3)

I'm on a reaaaaally high shelf in a mysterious shop in Chinatown where the proprietor keeps very special things for very special customers.
And I'm very dusty.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 10:35 PM (tHwdc)

That would put me half-buried in an abandoned, forgotten vacant lot in Detroit.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 29, 2017 10:40 PM (0mRoj)

355 343 Puddleglum

OUATINW: very under appreciated flick. Love the harmonica theme that really needs throughout.

Bronson, Robards, Fonda, Elam.

Top. Notch.

Posted by: ibguy at January 29, 2017 10:40 PM (vUcdz)

356 >>If Alberta Oil Peon is around, perhaps he can fill us in...


Phrasing, Donna.

Phrasing.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2017 10:40 PM (OhOyF)

357 304:If anybody knows any other great Documentaries covering different subjects and eras throughout the world, I'd appreciate the solid advice the Horde gives.
Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae.



If Formula One is your thing, "Senna" is outstanding. Its about the life of Ayrton Senna, one of the greatest F1 drivers ever. Its a very well made documentary.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 29, 2017 10:41 PM (aaqzz)

358



night sock_rat_eez, now

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 10:41 PM (cPsPa)

359 I'm on a reaaaaally high shelf in a mysterious shop in Chinatown where the proprietor keeps very special things for very special customers.
And I'm very dusty.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 10:35 PM (tHwdc)

===

Does anything bad happen if we feed you after midnight?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2017 10:41 PM (EZebt)

360 347 292 why use the main gun? use the .50 or just run his prancing ass over. would have to be a pretty funny chase.

---

Why not?


Because you wont see the round impact. Bit of recoil and muzzle blast with that 120mm.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 29, 2017 10:42 PM (di1hb)

361 For the 'ettes, since they do not get enough love:

http://tinyurl.com/j7bs3kv

http://tinyurl.com/bl8p4u6

http://tinyurl.com/ovh8knv

http://tinyurl.com/z5gs875

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 10:42 PM (92kX2)

362 Pepe,

"World At War" is the best WWII doc that exists.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 29, 2017 10:42 PM (aaqzz)

363 250 Question for the Horde: What are the best WWI documentaries out there to watch? What about Civil War?
Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 29, 2017 10:22 PM (j8aRL)


--Pepe, it's not a WWI doc per se, but the BBC mini-series The Wonderful World of Albert Kahn has several episodes about the Great War, and Kahn's team's photography and video of the war were probably the best. I bought the DVD set at Costco of all places.

Here is the episode "Europe on the Brank":

https://youtu.be/vMiLWi0-Tsk

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 10:42 PM (GsAUU)

364 349. The Russian Federation has been working with Syrian authorities to provide relief for civilians. Let the people already there handle it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2017 10:43 PM (btESY)

365 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 10:35 PM (tHwdc)

---

Army surplus store here.

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:43 PM (CRotO)

366 Never smoked pot. No interest in doing so, based on the smokers that I've known. Although, if shrooms were legalized I might be tempted to try it once.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2017 10:43 PM (mBnZE)

367 There is a six hour WW1 documentary coming in March on PBS's American Experience. But from the description it sounds like it's going to be one of those "how the war affected the blacks, women, native Americans, blah blah blah" type of documentaries.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 29, 2017 10:43 PM (gdnq1)

368 300 280 @251

For World War I you can check out the 26 episode "The Great War" on YouTube

And the definitive Civil War doc is Ken Burns "The Civil War"
Posted by: Kreplach at January 29, 2017 10:27 PM (k8dau)

Seconded.
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2017 10:31 PM (sdi6R)

Sweet! Thanks guys!

Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 29, 2017 10:44 PM (j8aRL)

369 I think events just cunt punched the left, specifically President Trudeau.

****

Shouldn't there be a hyphen between "cunt" and "punched"?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 29, 2017 10:44 PM (SEXy3)

370 Re. the content: I won't listen to Pedophile, Paul, & Mary.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 29, 2017 10:44 PM (fn748)

371 Kreplach, agree! And share your hope, which will morph into expectation, soon enough, with some more miles on the admin. odometer. Though the guarded pessimism is getting even more solid (of the country, not the personalities everyone focuses on).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2017 10:44 PM (QDnY+)

372 @334

I'd read up on the grey water statues in Texas before you go sinking any money into a system.

You'd be surprised at what the local government fascists permit or ban.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 29, 2017 10:44 PM (k8dau)

373
Army surplus store here.
Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:43 PM (CRotO)


I used to love buying various armies' web gear and packs. The Swiss packs were the best ever.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2017 10:44 PM (BVxQW)

374 NDH,

Yep.

Or, cuntpunched.

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:45 PM (CRotO)

375 Cannabinoid oils treatments for tremor conditions has passed pretty much every efficacy standard there is. Proof positive that it should, by definition, be removed from Schedule 1 status.

I'm from Idaho and our stupid legislature won't even allow oil medications because (I swear I'm not making this up) "It opens the door for recreational marijuana."


Posted by: Captain Comic at January 29, 2017 10:45 PM (as1He)

376 Wow! Thanks everybody. Y'all are seriously too kind. I appreciate y'all!

Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 29, 2017 10:45 PM (j8aRL)

377 Was thinking today though that you really should try
to let another good guy into your life. You have no idea how happy
you'll make him.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 29, 2017 10:31 PM (D2vc1)

Thank you, that's a kind thing to say. I could theoretically do that, but still, it would be so weird. I don't think you can date theoretically, though.
It would be better to become friends first, without the whole dating thing hanging over my head. Does that still happen, or am I being ridiculous?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 10:46 PM (tHwdc)

378 376 Pepe

Teh Horde is teh best!

Posted by: ibguy at January 29, 2017 10:46 PM (vUcdz)

379 WWI: The First World War based on the book by Hew Strachan got a lot of love when I asked the same question a few months ago.

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Yes, very good.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 29, 2017 10:46 PM (Nwg0u)

380 Why not?
Posted by: SMFH




well, you 'd have to get someone to get a pic of you in the commanders hatch manning that .50 and chasing nancy across the country. great for match.com.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 10:46 PM (cPsPa)

381 I used to love ALICE until I met MOLLE...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 29, 2017 10:47 PM (kP16F)

382 Question for the Horde: What are the best WWI documentaries out there to watch? What about Civil War?

Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 29, 2017 10:22 PM (j8aRL)

I wouldn't worry about Civil War documentaries. You're about to see one live and in person before too long at the rate things are going.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 29, 2017 10:47 PM (D2vc1)

383 Has anyone ever figured out *why* WWI happened?

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2017 10:47 PM (qUNWi)

384 Steve Jobs' daddy was Syrian for fucks sake. The science is settled. This is who we are. If you are a braindead, fucktard, height challenged criminal.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2017 10:24 PM (KP5rU)

And Jobs was not raised Muslim. He had no connection to that culture at all.

I have 2 adopted nephews who are, biologically, half Mexican. They do not speak Spanish and have no interest at all in Mexico. (Well, OK, they do like Taco Bell.) Culturally, they are no more Mexican than I am.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 29, 2017 10:47 PM (P8951)

385 Speaking of SJWs:

Apparently former celebrity and current SJW douchebag Wil Wheaton got in trouble with the other SJWs on Twitter for apologizing for Trump and saying that he and "a majority of Americans" did not vote for Trump.

(Apparently that was bad because - if I follow the logic correctly - it makes the feelings of white men more important than the lives of innocent Muslims and Mexicans who are being destroyed by Trump. Or something like that).

But then, Wil made the unforgivable sin of defending himself against an attack from a minority female, even though he's a white male, which cranked the outrage levels up to OMG So Triggering I Can't Even.

Good times.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at January 29, 2017 10:48 PM (/dvDR)

386 lol y5

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:49 PM (CRotO)

387 Has anyone ever figured out *why* WWI happened?
Posted by: eleven
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An unhappy Leftist started the whole thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2017 10:49 PM (TqmC9)

388 Try apocolypse wwi...

Posted by: E.T. at January 29, 2017 10:49 PM (9n0dl)

389 If we're talking about pot...


Black lights matter.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2017 10:49 PM (qUNWi)

390 so the shooters shouted allahu akbar and had quebecois accents.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 10:49 PM (cPsPa)

391 For the 'rons:

http://tinyurl.com/hmk3x3m

http://tinyurl.com/j9h4jqp

http://tinyurl.com/gwzffrs

http://tinyurl.com/z8bbrok

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 10:49 PM (92kX2)

392 lol, marvel-conan 205, Conan and Red Sonya bickering like a married couple.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2017 10:49 PM (6FqZa)

393 http://tinyurl.com/h99p38g

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 10:37 PM (92kX2)


You are a gentleman and a scholar (of beauty).

Thank you, sir.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 29, 2017 10:50 PM (zc3Db)

394 381 I used to love ALICE until I met MOLLE...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 29, 2017 10:47 PM (kP16F)

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*nods*

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:50 PM (CRotO)

395 That guy on the right? Yeah, not a guy. Not really sure what it is or what it's trying to be.

Sometimes a model just needs to say, "No. No, not just no. No effing way!"

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 29, 2017 10:50 PM (1CroS)

396 "But then, Wil made the unforgivable sin of defending
himself against an attack from a minority female, even though he's a
white male, which cranked the outrage levels up to OMG So Triggering I
Can't Even.



Good times.

Posted by: Cave Johnson"

It's always fun when they, like baby sharks in the womb, eat their own.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 29, 2017 10:50 PM (w+Jhj)

397 390. Source? Or speculation?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2017 10:50 PM (btESY)

398 "Victory at Sea" is the best series on the naval war in WWII, bar none.

"Century of Warfare" was a good series on war in the 20th-Century, from the Boer War to the Gulf War.

Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2017 10:51 PM (7qAYi)

399 378 376 Pepe

Teh Horde is teh best!
Posted by: ibguy at January 29, 2017 10:46 PM (vUcdz

No doubt! Since I stopped lurking and began commenting earlier this year, it has saved and improved my quality of life.

Y'all don't know how much I appreciate this place and love all of you SOBs, but I do.

Thanks again and Sweet Dreams Rons and Ettes!

Posted by: Pepe, Moar Pleaae. at January 29, 2017 10:51 PM (j8aRL)

400 Thank you, that's a kind thing to say. I could theoretically do that, but still, it would be so weird. I don't think you can date theoretically, though.
It would be better to become friends first, without the whole dating thing hanging over my head. Does that still happen, or am I being ridiculous?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 10:46 PM (tHwdc)

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It does. I have been friends with my wife for a long time. I highly recommend this route.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 10:51 PM (nkgRA)

401 Quebec city mosque shooting with assault rifles?

Posted by: steve at January 29, 2017 10:51 PM (/NSeN)

402 so the shooters shouted allahu akbar and had quebecois accents.

Posted by: yankeefifth
****

Allahu Akbar, eh?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2017 10:52 PM (hVdx9)

403 WW1 happened because Europe was being run by the Upper-Class Twit Society at the time, and because the Serbs couldn't get their own act together so some of them took it out on the Austrians.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2017 10:52 PM (6FqZa)

404 Niters, Pepe.

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:52 PM (CRotO)

405 383 Has anyone ever figured out *why* WWI happened?
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2017 10:47 PM (qUNWi)


There are probably entire libraries filled with those books.

Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2017 10:52 PM (sdi6R)

406 He was also married at one time to the heiress, Barbara Hutton, had a well publicized affair with Sophia Loren(wanted to marry her but she went for the old man who fostered her career) and married again after he and Dylan Cannon divorced. I think there was another marriage early on also.
Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2017 10:14 PM (JSovD)


Delurking...


Sophia Loren was at the TCM Film Festival last year and was interviewed by her oldest son. He asked her about her affair with Cary Grant; she said she was in love with him, but that she was afraid of leaving her way of life in Italy and Carlo Ponti (who she ended up marrying) was something familiar and comfortable to her (he was Italian as well).

And Cary Grant's daughter gave an interview a few years back while promoting her new book about her father...he wasn't gay. Chevy Chase suffered the wrath of Cary Grant when he called him gay on the Tom Snyder's talk show.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at January 29, 2017 10:52 PM (S/qwI)

407 If I could have a double barreled 20ga pistol it would be a sawed off shotgun.

The law is an ass.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2017 10:53 PM (jq0xE)

408 If we're talking about pot...


Black lights matter.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2017 10:49 PM (qUNWi)


Funny shit. I'm just old enough to remember that black light thing.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2017 10:53 PM (aMlLZ)

409 My personal favorite tank round:


http://preview.tinyurl.com/ad6wexx

Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2017 10:53 PM (QDnY+)

410 I never expect to see a perfect work from an imperfect man. - Alexander Hamilton

Also, from some men, I don't expect to see any work at all. Lazy bastids. - Alexander Hamilton, Unabridged

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 29, 2017 10:53 PM (1CroS)

411 "so the shooters shouted allahu akbar and had quebecois accents.



Posted by: yankeefifth

****



Allahu Akbar, eh?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale"

And also screamed "Take Off, Hoser!"

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 29, 2017 10:54 PM (w+Jhj)

412 384; Donna, I was talking about some height challenged smurf on the Sunday talk shows this morning. If Steve Jobs would have been brought up that way, he would have come with two soup cans and some string. Then, Oblabla would have had him to the White House as a world renowned genius.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2017 10:54 PM (KP5rU)

413 Thinking about putting in a rainwater collection system for my water needs because the gummit A-holes in the Texas county I live in want to slap a meter on any new well (after you paid to have it drilled) and charge you for the water.

As for power, that's next. A combination of methane gas generation from composting manure and garden waste to power the hot water heater and stove and a generator, supplemented by home made solar panels and a wind turbine.



Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 29, 2017 10:36 PM (Bww/k)

Which county is this?

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 29, 2017 10:54 PM (D2vc1)

414 258 "How positively sick-making! (But meet me in the mews at half past ten!)"


Posted by: Cary at January 29, 2017 10:21 PM (uaHyk)

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*traverses turret*

*target acquisition set*

*loads SABOT*

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:24 PM (CRotO)

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*Loader* UP!!!!!

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at January 29, 2017 10:54 PM (VOW1N)

415 Is that lace around the top of that dude's boots?!

Posted by: rabidfox at January 29, 2017 10:54 PM (EW9tX)

416 Yea, I'm right...it'sTrump's fault.

Posted by: steve at January 29, 2017 10:54 PM (/NSeN)

417 A few of you need to pull your heads out. Marijuana legalization at the state level has been a godsend for me when it comes to fighting disabling pain and inflammation.
I chose not to smoke for thirty years (started in Hawaii, nothing I get today is any stronger than what we smoked then in high school) and now I can choose many strains, including those that are primarily the cannabinoid CBD such as Charlotte's Web.
Barry ended his Presidency like he started, a complete hypocrite, freeing terrorists and coke dealers but not doing a damn thing to make it easier to medically study cannabis. As an associate member of the Choom gang, I was disappointed.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at January 29, 2017 10:55 PM (dZGNV)

418 Source? Or speculation?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2017 10:50 PM (btESY)




http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/quebec-city-mosque-gun-shots-1.3957686

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 10:55 PM (cPsPa)

419 I'm on a shelf at the inconvenience store, between the powdered water and the asparagus-flavored bubble gum.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 29, 2017 10:55 PM (0OG8D)

420 That would put me half-buried in an abandoned, forgotten vacant lot in Detroit.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 29, 2017 10:40 PM (0mRoj)

No, no - you're missing the point. You're on the market, so you've got to be in a store.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 10:55 PM (tHwdc)

421 >> Is that lace around the top of that dude's boots?!


Ace is gonna get mad if we keep dissing his wardrobe choices.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2017 10:55 PM (OhOyF)

422 Funny shit. I'm just old enough to remember that black light thing.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2017 10:53 PM (aMlLZ)


Things have changed. Nowadays people use black lights to find cat piss.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 29, 2017 10:55 PM (zc3Db)

423 They're saying that this Quebec City mosque was previously the victim of a hate crime. Somebody left a pig's head on the doorstep, with a note saying "Bon appetit!"

http://tinyurl.com/h2x4lbx

But... they actually wrote "Bonne appetit." An odd detail.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 29, 2017 10:55 PM (4bKiB)

424 408: Berserker, the staple of strip joint lighting back then. Or, so I was told.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2017 10:56 PM (KP5rU)

425 Suzanne Flechette is my favourite tank round!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 29, 2017 10:56 PM (kP16F)

426 Is that lace around the top of that dude's boots?!

Lace is what "his" wig is made of.

Posted by: former ONT sponsor at January 29, 2017 10:56 PM (wpC7C)

427 Has anyone ever figured out *why* WWI happened?
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2017 10:47 PM (qUNWi)


The German and Austrian states were at an economic and political crisis, Austria had all its military plans betrayed to the Russians, and the Italians and the Russians were facing huge disruption from the various anarchists.
France was corrupt and there was a feeling that war would be good for the various industries, and the Brits had deals to support everyone.
In short, everyone wanted a quick military action to settle things down and everyone thought they were in a superior position to take advantage of the resultant chaos.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2017 10:56 PM (BVxQW)

428 409 My personal favorite tank round:


http://preview.tinyurl.com/ad6wexx
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2017 10:53 PM (QDnY+)

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heheh

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:56 PM (CRotO)

429 Does anything bad happen if we feed you after midnight?



Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2017 10:41 PM (EZebt)


<typedeletetypedelete>
Why do you ask?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 10:57 PM (tHwdc)

430 Seems that I won't know until morning if we are going to get enough snow to keep the youngun out of school or not.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 29, 2017 10:57 PM (w+Jhj)

431 Is that lace around the top of that dude's boots?!
Posted by: rabidfox
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'dude' assumes fact not in evidence.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2017 10:57 PM (eeTCA)

432 tank pron!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWn_NhYzD_Y

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:57 PM (CRotO)

433 Has anyone ever figured out *why* WWI happened?
Posted by: eleven
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This is the best explanation I've seen.

http://themetapicture.com/if-wwi-was-a-bar-fight

Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2017 10:58 PM (7qAYi)

434 Cary Grant was an admitted user of LSD, for what it's worth. Prolly bi- too.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 29, 2017 10:58 PM (oAY8z)

435 The quotation from Einstein is one of my favorites. Here is another: "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." -Albert Einstein

And here is one more: "What I particularly admire in him is the firm stand he has taken, not only against the oppressors of his countrymen, but also against those opportunists who are always ready to compromise with the Devil. He perceives very clearly that the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it." From Einstein's tribute to Pablo Casals (30 March 1953), in Conversations with Casals (1957), page 11, by Josep Maria Corredor, translated from Conversations avec Pablo Casals : souvenirs et opinions d'un musicien (1955).

Posted by: Locke Common at January 29, 2017 10:58 PM (3qOVv)

436 A'ville Robt. - Are they calling for more tonight?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2017 10:58 PM (eeTCA)

437 The very first time I got high, just by happenstance, we ended up watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail on WTTW. I think I laughed so hard that I lost consciouness at one point. Pot was the greatest thing evar! Eventually I got used to it and would only feel dull and disconnected, not high, so it wasn't too hard to let it go in college, when alcohol was king.

Last time I smoked weed was at a friend's wedding in 1989 and it wasn't particularly fun. Then I had kids and that was that, plus Mr. Gem is a really straight arrow and always has been, so not really tempted.

But I am curious about this new weed. Is it really that strong? What would it be like? Would it be like those first times? Or something else altogether?

Posted by: Gem at January 29, 2017 10:59 PM (uaHyk)

438 422 Funny shit. I'm just old enough to remember that black light thing.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2017 10:53 PM (aMlLZ)

Things have changed. Nowadays people use black lights to find cat piss.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 29, 2017 10:55 PM (zc3Db)


LOL! I've used 'em both ways.

Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2017 10:59 PM (sdi6R)

439 Thank you, that's a kind thing to say. I could theoretically do that, but still, it would be so weird. I don't think you can date theoretically, though.
It would be better to become friends first, without the whole dating thing hanging over my head. Does that still happen, or am I being ridiculous?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 10:46 PM (tHwdc)

Sadly, I'm not one to ask for dating advice.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 29, 2017 10:59 PM (D2vc1)

440 Funny shit. I'm just old enough to remember that black light thing.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2017 10:53 PM (aMlLZ)

Things have changed. Nowadays people use black lights to find cat piss.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 29, 2017 10:55 PM (zc3Db)


I use them to find hidden breaks/repairs in vintage guitars.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2017 10:59 PM (aMlLZ)

441 WWI?

Google, Bing, your local library
Time-Life books
The History Channel

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2017 10:59 PM (voOPb)

442 "My personal favorite tank round:





http://preview.tinyurl.com/ad6wexx

Posted by: rhomboid"

There's a great story about how a Sherman tank got two Tiger crews to abandon their tanks when it hit them with WP rounds. Didn't actually knock out the tanks, but the resulting smoke got sucked into the tank and they thought they were on fire.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 29, 2017 11:00 PM (w+Jhj)

443 And Cary Grant's daughter gave an interview a few years back while promoting her new book about her father...he wasn't gay. Chevy Chase suffered the wrath of Cary Grant when he called him gay on the Tom Snyder's talk show.
Posted by: I Be That Chick at January 29, 2017 10:52 PM (S/qwI)

Gay or not, Chevy Chase was not fit to kiss Grant's shoes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 11:00 PM (92kX2)

444 If anybody knows any other great Documentaries covering different subjects and eras throughout the world, I'd appreciate the solid advice the Horde gives

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No, but you know what chaps my ass? I had such high hope for The History Channel for just that reason and what do we get? Ancient Aliens and Hunting For Hitler.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 29, 2017 11:00 PM (Nwg0u)

445 421 >> Is that lace around the top of that dude's boots?!

How stupid. Everyone knows that lace is for wigs.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 29, 2017 11:00 PM (P8951)

446 418. Thanks for the link.

Lord, these savages......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2017 11:01 PM (btESY)

447 so the shooters shouted allahu akbar and had quebecois accents.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 10:49 PM (cPsPa)

From Alabama then.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 29, 2017 11:01 PM (D2vc1)

448 441 WWI?

Google, Bing, your local library
Time-Life books
The History Channel
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2017 10:59 PM (voOPb)

Unless WWI took place on Oak Island or was the result of alien conspiracies, it won't be on the History Channel.

Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2017 11:01 PM (7qAYi)

449 120 I should have been clearer. My contention was about smoking pot, not the cancer treating benefits of THC in general.
Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 09:56 PM (nkgRA)
Although there are a few claims to the contrary, the article says that smoking it won't help cure cancer. But, I believe big pharma would have little difficulty developing a drug that would fight some forms of cancer but I think it would kill profits from some of their other drugs.
Posted by: Bill R. at January 29, 2017 10:01 PM (jKUeC)

Yeah, and Big Oil is buying the patents and hiding technology that would allow cars and trucks to get 200 mpg. Or is it the automakers? Whatever. Serious, you guys.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 29, 2017 11:02 PM (fn748)

450 "A'ville Robt. - Are they calling for more tonight?

Posted by: Mike Hammer,"

From looking at the radar, it seems we'll get some more, but exactly how much is in doubt. Plus how far down the temp goes.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 29, 2017 11:02 PM (w+Jhj)

451 447 so the shooters shouted allahu akbar and had quebecois accents.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 10:49 PM (cPsPa)

They were undoubtedly inspired to do it by Trump's EO.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 29, 2017 11:02 PM (P8951)

452 From Alabama then.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable




well, we can all agree that the canadians will be most upset to learn the shooters were not Americans.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 11:03 PM (cPsPa)

453 Chevy Chase:.Outclassed by Randy Quaid. Now, that's something to hang your hat on.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2017 11:03 PM (KP5rU)

454
My personal favorite tank round:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ad6wexx
Posted by: rhomboid


I thought it might be the multi-colored paint balls that Oddball talked about in Kelly's Heroes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2017 11:03 PM (IqV8l)

455 It does. I have been friends with my wife for a long time. I highly recommend this route.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 10:51 PM (nkgRA)

Mr D was my best friend. So now all I have to do is find someone I really like and hope there's chemistry too, huh?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 11:03 PM (tHwdc)

456 Gay or not, Chevy Chase was not fit to kiss Grant's shoes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 11:00 PM (92kX2)

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I have worked with him on events. He is every bit of the "has been but still thinks he is a thing" elitist douchebag you would think he would be.

I will go far and wide to avoid working with him again.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 11:03 PM (nkgRA)

457 Thank you, that's a kind thing to say. I could theoretically do that, but still, it would be so weird. I don't think you can date theoretically, though.
It would be better to become friends first, without the whole dating thing hanging over my head. Does that still happen, or am I being ridiculous?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 10:46 PM (tHwdc)

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It does. I have been friends with my wife for a long time. I highly recommend this route.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 10:51 PM (nkgRA)

For those of us who can never get past being Friend Zoned though, it's a little frustrating after a while.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 29, 2017 11:03 PM (D2vc1)

458 Shot with Timbits.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2017 11:04 PM (IqV8l)

459 When they first started out, the History Channel was fine.

Now, not so much.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 29, 2017 11:05 PM (w+Jhj)

460 428 409 My personal favorite tank round:


http://preview.tinyurl.com/ad6wexx
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2017 10:53 PM (QDnY+)

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heheh
Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:56 PM (CRotO)

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Was a driver/gunner on M1A1 for 4 years. Never got to shoot the beehive, but 120 mm SABOT dart thru 4 feet of battleship steel was impressive. Great platform minus the 6 gallons to the mile.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at January 29, 2017 11:05 PM (VOW1N)

461 No, but you know what chaps my ass? I had such high hope for The History Channel for just that reason and what do we get? Ancient Aliens and Hunting For Hitler.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 29, 2017 11:00 PM (Nwg0u)

History channel was great the first few years. Tons of WWII and various other documentaries. Then, like 'Sy-fy' they decided to play around with their mission statement.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 11:05 PM (92kX2)

462 That was a wacky play just now in the Pro Bowl.



Interception-lateral-fumble.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 11:05 PM (GsAUU)

463 *hands her a claymore* (she knows which side goes towards the enemy) Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2017 10:07 PM (sBOL1)

The pointy end.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 29, 2017 11:05 PM (VdICR)

464 I tried it twice in college. Both times it sent me to the moon. I did not really care for it because it is not controllable like alcohol is to an extent. That and paranoia.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 09:53 PM (92kX2)


I had the same experience. It tends to mellow out most people but I react to it like LSD. The first few times I didn't get paranoia but I had it bad the last time I tried back in June of 1984. I've never had the desire to touch it since.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 29, 2017 11:05 PM (nvMvs)

465 Unless WWI took place on Oak Island or was the result of alien conspiracies, it won't be on the History Channel.

Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2017 11:01 PM (7qAYi)

Or you see Rick haggling over a vintage bayonet.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 29, 2017 11:06 PM (gdnq1)

466 Has anyone ever figured out *why* WWI happened?

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Widespread fear, greed, and stupidity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 29, 2017 11:06 PM (Nwg0u)

467 Unless WWI took place on Oak Island or was the result of alien conspiracies, it won't be on the History Channel.
Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2017 11:01 PM (7qAYi)

--I' m pretty sure Nostradamus wrote something predicting WWI, so there still might be a chance.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 11:07 PM (GsAUU)

468 456; He still works events? I pegged him as doing hardware store grand openings with Oblabla.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2017 11:07 PM (KP5rU)

469 "so the shooters shouted allahu Akbar"

Crap, you know what that means. We'll probably never know the motive for the attack.

Posted by: Mathers at January 29, 2017 11:07 PM (3myMJ)

470 Was a driver/gunner on M1A1 for 4 years. Never got to shoot the beehive, but 120 mm SABOT dart thru 4 feet of battleship steel was impressive. Great platform minus the 6 gallons to the mile.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at January 29, 2017 11:05 PM (VOW1N)

---

Mileage isn't much better with the SEPs.

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 11:07 PM (CRotO)

471 LMAO, Jason Garrett caught cussing live.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 11:07 PM (GsAUU)

472 Getting what Hunter S Thompson called "the Fear" while on LSD can be a harrowing experience indeed.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 29, 2017 11:08 PM (oAY8z)

473 >>>I'm on a shelf at the inconvenience store, between the powdered water and the asparagus-flavored bubble gum.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 29, 2017 10:55 PM (0OG8D) <<<




Asparagus flavored gum... that make your pee smell funny too?

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 29, 2017 11:08 PM (eVNrz)

474 Are we assuming it was muslims who shot up a mosque?

I don't think that's a plausible theory.


Happens all the time. Sunni vs. Shia, Sunni/Shia vs. Sufi, generic crime, lunatics, and so on.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 29, 2017 11:08 PM (fVubI)

475 I've tried pot a couple of times. It did absolutely nothing for me.

That was when I was younger; I find the mere scent of it repulsive now.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 29, 2017 11:08 PM (0OG8D)

476 so the shooters shouted allahu akbar and had quebecois accents.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 10:49 PM (cPsPa)

From Alabama then.



All y'all kafirs are gonna die.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2017 11:09 PM (jq0xE)

477 DJT said in an interview recently that because of his brother Fred's alcoholism, he has never had a drink. Said he was afraid he might have the same genes that makes one susceptible to addiction. His brother 'a death was a painful subject for him.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 29, 2017 11:09 PM (z0fov)

478 Well, Madison County schools are closed tomorrow. That's just north of here.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 29, 2017 11:09 PM (w+Jhj)

479 461
History channel was great the first few years. Tons of WWII and various other documentaries. Then, like 'Sy-fy' they decided to play around with their mission statement.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 11:05 PM (92kX2)


Was "Wings" on the History Channel? Those were great documentaries of historical airplanes.

Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2017 11:10 PM (sdi6R)

480 First time I smoked pot I smoked one joint and after about 20 minutes nothing happened so I smoked another. Then I thought I was going to die.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 29, 2017 11:10 PM (gdnq1)

481 #473: I don't know; I ain't touching the stuff.

Incidentally, you know what else makes your pee stink the way asparagus does? Penicillin.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 29, 2017 11:10 PM (0OG8D)

482
Mileage isn't much better with the SEPs.
Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 11:07 PM (CRotO)

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Pumpin gas and kicken ass

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at January 29, 2017 11:10 PM (VOW1N)

483 461:Then, like 'Sy-fy' they decided to play around with their mission statement.
Posted by: Aetius451AD



Sy Fy has made efforts to correct itself with varying degrees of success.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 29, 2017 11:10 PM (aaqzz)

484 From looking at the radar, it seems we'll get some more, but exactly how much is in doubt. Plus how far down the temp goes.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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Yeah. I just looked. Getting some more now. Temp here is 30 deg., but the roadbed is warm enough that none is showing there. Earlier today I could see accumulation at only a couple of hundred feet higher than our elevation, but not here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2017 11:10 PM (eeTCA)

485 >>>LMAO, Jason Garrett caught cussing live.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 11:07 PM (GsAUU)<<<


**clapping**
It's ok. It's fucking a-ok. The goddamn cockholsters at the fucking FCC ain't gonna do shit to me.
**fucking clapping like the clap clappingest mother fucker that ever clapped**

Posted by: Jason Garrett, idiot soul stealing foul-mouthed ginger clapping seal at January 29, 2017 11:11 PM (eVNrz)

486 Put the damn Pro Bowl back into the post Super Bowl schedule, where it damn well belongs!

It was always a good, fun, amusing post-script to the over-pressured regular season, playoffs and Championship.

Now? It's all but disappeared from the ratings.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2017 11:11 PM (v5iqM)

487 Travis Kelce's beard is getting shaggy, like his brother's.

Maybe after the reality show he's done with his metro phase.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 11:12 PM (GsAUU)

488 Was "Wings" on the History Channel? Those were great documentaries of historical airplanes.
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2017 11:10 PM (sdi6R)

I think Wings was on HC, until they spun off the wings channel. Dogfights was a good program too.

The one I remember best was a guy in a torpedo bomber in WWII dog fighting a Zero. Guy had balls the size of VW bugs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 11:13 PM (92kX2)

489 I'll be very pleased if the NHL All Star Game gets bigger ratings than the NFL counterpart.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 29, 2017 11:13 PM (aaqzz)

490
Hola! Back on EST!

Will see if the quim brims are still here at PHL when it comes time to get my luggage and ride home.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 29, 2017 11:13 PM (rco8e)

491 I cannot handle pot of any kind, itching, ridiculous hunger and profound paranoia is just not fun at all.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 29, 2017 11:13 PM (k8dau)

492 >>>Sy Fy has made efforts to correct itself with varying degrees of success.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 29, 2017 11:10 PM (aaqzz)<<<

Dark Matter / Killjoys - Fun. Hot chicks.

The Magicians - Very good. Lots of hot chicks.

The Expanse. Very, very good. Not so much with the hot chicks.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 29, 2017 11:14 PM (eVNrz)

493 DJT said in an interview recently that because of his brother Fred's alcoholism, he has never had a drink.

-
You think alcohol is bad? NEVER have a taste of pecan pie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 29, 2017 11:14 PM (Nwg0u)

494 Actually... the online dating scene has been very weird since the election...

I've NEVER seen Women put anything on their profiles about politics... except to say Liberal or Conservative...

Yet now I see both Pro Trump and Anti Trump things on profiles... Like, don't bother contacting me if you are in the other camp...

Very very strange...

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 29, 2017 11:15 PM (qf6WZ)

495 LMAO, Jason Garrett caught cussing live.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 11:07 PM (GsAUU)

The funniest one for me was Aaron Rodgers.

"3-18, 3-18 FUCK!!" (ball sails past him)

lol

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 29, 2017 11:15 PM (D2vc1)

496 **clapping**
It's ok. It's fucking a-ok. The goddamn cockholsters at the fucking FCC ain't gonna do shit to me.
**fucking clapping like the clap clappingest mother fucker that ever clapped**
Posted by: Jason Garrett, idiot soul stealing foul-mouthed ginger clapping seal at January 29, 2017 11:11 PM (eVNrz)

---

Dammit...

*wipes screen*

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 11:15 PM (CRotO)

497 The Expanse. Very, very good. Not so much with the hot chicks.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 29, 2017 11:14 PM (eVNrz)

The girl that the second officer was sleeping with is pretty hot. Plus, the Lady McGuffin is pretty- but, spiders.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 11:15 PM (92kX2)

498 I'd read that when penicillin first became available but was in short supply, they would filter patients' urine and recycle the penicillin...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 29, 2017 11:15 PM (kP16F)

499 Sadly, I'm not one to ask for dating advice.



Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 29, 2017 10:59 PM (D2vc1)

Yeah, I guess the whole point is that I don't want to be confronted by a stranger and go through that process. I haven't really dated much, certainly nothing like what I see on TV.
The thing is, until Mr. D, every relationship I had ended by choice - either my choice or his. I always got over it, and tried again. This, of course, is different. I thought my work was done!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 11:15 PM (tHwdc)

500 156 Cary Grant and Randolph Scott lived together for a year. They were "batching it". I have no idea if they had sex. It's tiresome to have to look at every actor and wonder if they were gay.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2017 10:06 PM (Lqy/e)


From the comments of the many, many women who frequented there, Grant and Scott were running a stud service.

Despite the rumors, Grant's wives were emphatic that he was not gay. I have no reason to doubt them.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 29, 2017 11:16 PM (nvMvs)

501 I just heard a cat (cats?) Meowing again outside - anyone nearby want a kitten? They have to be pretty small & lightweight, so I could probably mail them out fairly cheaply...
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2017 10:07 PM (hqlWK)

yeah those were ewoks.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 10:12

We are all full up here. Went to sleep last night w/ the cat under my left arm.

Wake up w/ a 60 lb Lab butted up against me, w/ her head laying across my legs. She's a lover

Posted by: Farmer at January 29, 2017 11:16 PM (o/90i)

502 Things have changed. Nowadays people use black lights to find cat piss.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 29, 2017 10:55 PM


Scorpions.

And bodily secretions, too. Pro Tip: Do not look at your bed in a hotel with one.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2017 11:16 PM (DMUuz)

503 Mr D was my best friend. So now all I have to do is find someone I really like and hope there's chemistry too, huh?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 11:03 PM (tHwdc)

=====

I hear ya, and I have known my now wife for 38 years. We criss crossed each other in relationship status for 36 of those years, as we dated in HS.

When I had a dating profile, it was brutally honest. "I'm in my 50s now. Chances are I am not likely to change in any major, and to be honest, most minor ways. I am who I am.

What I am looking for is a person who I can get to know over time who is aware of the above, and can appreciate the fact that I will accept them as they are. Or, possibly, not.

Bottom line is that I will not view you as a fixer upper as long as you afford me the same courtesy."

It drew a few quality inquiriess, but was in no way geared to a quantity of requests.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 11:16 PM (nkgRA)

504 Holy shit, I need to comment less.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 29, 2017 11:16 PM (qgUJH)

505 I see a lot of "don't contact me if you voted for Trump" stuff. A few women have said that they're interested in conservative men.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2017 11:16 PM (mBnZE)

506 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2017 11:11 PM (v5iqM)

--Yeah, I was just thinking and trying to remember the last time I had the Pro Bowl on before tonight. Not sure about the ratings, but I think the in-person attendance sold out this year.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 11:17 PM (GsAUU)

507 I had the same experience. It tends to mellow out most people but I react to it like LSD. The first few times I didn't get paranoia but I had it bad the last time I tried back in June of 1984. I've never had the desire to touch it since.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 29, 2017 11:05 PM (nvMvs)

It seemed to intensify whatever mood I was already in. If I was in a good mood, fine. If I was down, it made me feel worse.

I agree with something ace once said on a podcast. He said he didn't think it should be illegal, but didn't like it because it made people feel like sitting there doing absolutely nothing OK. I guess that's fine if you do that occasionally. But I knew stoners in hs who did nothing but get high in their basement and stare at the fish tank and eat Doritos for 3 hours . Oh, and think deep thoughts, genius thoughts, which they couldn't remember the next day.

And a few of those stoners were still living at home well into their 30's and '40's, holding crap jobs, and going home to smoke weed every night. It doesn't make for an interesting person or life.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 29, 2017 11:17 PM (P8951)

508 492: As I posted, varying degrees of success. And yes, the hot chicks help. I have high hopes for The Expanse. Of course, I had high hope for Battlestar Galactica too and that went to shit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 29, 2017 11:17 PM (aaqzz)

509 Don Quixote, actually I can't blame those people.

I know I would be absolutely heartsick if I finally met "the one," then found out she was a rabid lefty.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2017 11:17 PM (u8kLQ)

510 Dark Matter / Killjoys - Fun. Hot chicks.

The Magicians - Very good. Lots of hot chicks.

The Expanse. Very, very good. Not so much with the hot chicks.


Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 29, 2017 11:14 PM (eVNrz)


That's about right.

As far as magicians goes...damn, that blond with the melons. Fuuuukin eh

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2017 11:18 PM (aMlLZ)

511 #486: Yeah, the Pro Bowl isn't remotely worth watching before the Super Bowl. The players from teams playing in the Super Bowl aren't going to play, because they don't want that small risk of getting injured, so you won't even get to see a lot of the better players.

And frankly, the Pro Bowl isn't really all that worth watching even if it comes after the Super Bowl. Building a good defense requires time, time that you don't really have when you're setting up for the Pro Bowl, so you consistently end up with scores of, like, 70-63.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 29, 2017 11:18 PM (0OG8D)

512 383 Has anyone ever figured out *why* WWI happened?
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2017 10:47 PM (qUNWi)

Enquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Archduke Franz Ferdinand at January 29, 2017 11:18 PM (oQQwD)

513 Oh, I saw The Adjustment Bureau. Another Philip K Dick adaptation.

Matt Damon is running for Senate (as a Democrat), because it's part of The Plan as composed by angels, or at least superhuman aliens claiming to have our best interests at heart. The Adjusters want Damon to be President eventually. They claim that when Adjusters don't meddle in human affairs, we get the Dark Ages and World War 1.

But Damon - excuse me, the character Damon is playing - has a need for others' validation, which is the real reason he runs for office. So Emily Blunt shows up and Damon would rather chase her instead. The Adjusters can't have that because they want to keep Damon in politics. (Also Damon isn't all that good at politics. He loses a Senate election to a Republican... in New York State. How the hell is that possible.)

Personally I thought that creatures like Matt Damon - I mean, like Damon's character - are exactly the sort of people who should NEVER get power. The screenplay seems to agree since it asks us to root for him to win Emily Blunt instead.

The movie is okay, and Blunt and Damon share genuine chemistry, but I kept thinking that if the Adjusters want Blunt to chase fame and for Damon to chase power, and are using voids in their souls to do it, then they are demons and not angels. And I think the screenwriters should have figured this out.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2017 11:18 PM (6FqZa)

514 Actually... the online dating scene has been very weird since the election...

I've NEVER seen Women put anything on their profiles about politics... except to say Liberal or Conservative...

Yet now I see both Pro Trump and Anti Trump things on profiles... Like, don't bother contacting me if you are in the other camp...

Very very strange...

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 29, 2017 11:15 PM (qf6WZ)

I ALWAYS had that on mine back when I had one.

"If you're liberal, don't bother. Moderates should probably stay away too."

I'm sure it didn't help, but I don't care anymore.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 29, 2017 11:18 PM (D2vc1)

515 509 Don Quixote, actually I can't blame those people.

I know I would be absolutely heartsick if I finally met "the one," then found out she was a rabid lefty.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2017 11:17 PM (u8kLQ)

Logic would dictate that if she was the One, she would not be a rabid lefty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 11:18 PM (92kX2)

516 The very first time I got high, just by happenstance, we ended up watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail on WTTW. I think I laughed so hard that I lost consciouness at one point. Pot was the greatest thing evar! Eventually I got used to it and would only feel dull and disconnected, not high, so it wasn't too hard to let it go in college, when alcohol was king.

Last time I smoked weed was at a friend's wedding in 1989 and it wasn't particularly fun. Then I had kids and that was that, plus Mr. Gem is a really straight arrow and always has been, so not really tempted.

But I am curious about this new weed. Is it really that strong? What would it be like? Would it be like those first times? Or something else altogether?


Posted by: Gem at January 29, 2017 10:59 PM



Well, since you've not done it since 89, your tolerance level is zero. Any kind of cheapo weed is gonna do the job now. With the stuff of today, exercise caution, go easy and see how it goes. It could rip your head off if you just charge in and don't wait until the first few puffs kick in. Mostly coz you got no tolerance anymore.

Posted by: otho at January 29, 2017 11:18 PM (lmIoG)

517 For those of us who can never get past being Friend Zoned though, it's a little frustrating after a while.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 29, 2017 11:03 PM (D2vc1)

I get that. Hell, this is 2017 and you'd think they'd have come up with a way to feel each other out about life before feeling each other up.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 11:19 PM (tHwdc)

518 Well the celebrities are mouthing off at the SAG awards. LOL
Trump needs to tweet out with a question for all the Hollywood lefties " How many of those Muslim immigrants would you like to take into your house? Can I mark you down for 2 or 3? "

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2017 11:19 PM (JSovD)

519 "Jason Garrett caught cussing live."

*Sigh*

-Zombie Tom Landry

Posted by: Mathers at January 29, 2017 11:19 PM (3myMJ)

520 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 29, 2017 11:16 PM (mBnZE)

A dating site for deplorables would be a hit - if you could find a way to screen out SJWs who would want to meet you just so they could spit in your face and tell you how horrible you are.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 29, 2017 11:19 PM (P8951)

521 Aetius, true.

But I've found life likes to play cruel tricks sometimes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2017 11:20 PM (u8kLQ)

522 Posted by: Jason Garrett, idiot soul stealing foul-mouthed ginger clapping seal at January 29, 2017 11:11 PM (eVNrz)

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Dammit...

*wipes screen*
Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 11:15 PM (CRotO)

--I think whoever had that sock is a Cowboys fan. Just guessing.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 11:20 PM (GsAUU)

523 As far as magicians goes...damn, that blond with the melons. Fuuuukin eh
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2017 11:18 PM (aMlLZ)

*ears twitch*

Sorry I cannot pass something like that up. This one?

http://tinyurl.com/gvro7ht

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 11:20 PM (92kX2)

524 502 Things have changed. Nowadays people use black lights to find cat piss.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 29, 2017 10:55 PM

Scorpions.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2017 11:16 PM (DMUuz)


I never, ever, ever, ever want to live in a place where I might see a scorpion.

Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2017 11:20 PM (sdi6R)

525 236 228 220 John Wayne was a fag. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2017 10:16 PM (oVJmc)

*blinks*

Ladies, my apologies- burn this fucker down.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 10:17 PM (92kX2)

---

*Attaches flame thrower to tank*

On it.

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:20 PM (CRotO)

++++

That's the problem with public schools. Today's youth have no sense of history, of literature.

https://youtu.be/-uv_WGEHr4I

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 29, 2017 11:20 PM (R+30W)

526 The Magicians I almost quit on and then in a matter of a couple of episodes near the end of the season, it got wonderfully evil. Glad I stuck around. Plus, what a collection of smoking hot chicks on 1 show.

Kill Joys and Dark Star are pretty damn solid shows. I enjoy them. They're not Farscape or Babylon 5, but they are solid.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 29, 2017 11:21 PM (aaqzz)

527 >>>The girl that the second officer was sleeping with is pretty hot. Plus, the Lady McGuffin is pretty- but, spiders.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 11:15 PM (92kX2)<<<

Spiders? There weren't any spiders.

But yes, both are fine ladies to be sure, just not much screen time from them.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 29, 2017 11:21 PM (eVNrz)

528 "Pumpin gas and kicken ass"

I'd better stop drinking - I saw "pumpkin gas and kitten ass."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 11:21 PM (tHwdc)

529 Sorry I cannot pass something like that up. This one?

http://tinyurl.com/gvro7ht

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 11:20 PM (92kX2)


Yup, that be them.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2017 11:21 PM (aMlLZ)

530 I think Wings was on HC, until they spun off the wings channel. Dogfights was a good program too.

The one I remember best was a guy in a torpedo bomber in WWII dog fighting a Zero. Guy had balls the size of VW bugs.


Dogfights was awesome. Remember the Korean War fighter who used his jet to push his wingman's jet further south?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 29, 2017 11:22 PM (fVubI)

531 The Expanse is hard sci-fi until the blue crystal vomit zombies. (Same thing with the book.)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2017 11:22 PM (6FqZa)

532 >>>As far as magicians goes...damn, that blond with the melons. Fuuuukin eh

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2017 11:18 PM (aMlLZ)<<<

And the glasses and short, short skirts... brb... bunk igloo.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 29, 2017 11:22 PM (eVNrz)

533 521 Aetius, true.

But I've found life likes to play cruel tricks sometimes.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 29, 2017 11:20 PM (u8kLQ)

You do not have to tell me. My personal taste seems to be women with borderline personalities who are also going through a rough time.

Probably says something about my personality.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 11:22 PM (92kX2)

534 "Yeah. I just looked. Getting some more now. Temp
here is 30 deg., but the roadbed is warm enough that none is showing
there. Earlier today I could see accumulation at only a couple of
hundred feet higher than our elevation, but not here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Was just outside (had almost forgotten to roll the trash can out to the curb) and there's no cloud cover to speak of right now. But that's just going to make the temperature plunge.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 29, 2017 11:22 PM (w+Jhj)

535 #515: And is she is a rabid lefty, she'll be more than happy to let you know early on the first date.

You'll be on the hook for a couple of drinks and maybe an appetizer, tops. And no emotional investment!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 29, 2017 11:22 PM (0OG8D)

536 A dating site for deplorables would be a hit

-
Adorable Deplorables

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 29, 2017 11:23 PM (Nwg0u)

537 Yup, that be them.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2017 11:21 PM (aMlLZ)
----------------------------
Them.

Heh.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 29, 2017 11:23 PM (qgUJH)

538 No, but you know what chaps my ass? I had such high hope for The History Channel for just that reason and what do we get? Ancient Aliens and Hunting For Hitler.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 29, 2017 11:00 PM (Nwg0u)




history channel is a discovery channel right? the discovery channels have done more to make people stupid than anyone in history.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 11:23 PM (cPsPa)

539 461
History channel was great the first few years. Tons of WWII and various other documentaries. Then, like 'Sy-fy' they decided to play around with their mission statement.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 11:05 PM (92kX2)


TLC used to be The Learning Channel. Now they specialize in slop like Toddlers and Tiaras. Anyone on the left who thinks women are better people than men because they have vaginas should watch that travesty.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2017 11:23 PM (+lVUW)

540 The last 3 dates I've had have been with guys who turned out to be ranting leftists. I was indifferent to a man's politics when I was young. Now - I just can't do it. I can't date men who are so fundamentally opposed to the things I hold dear.

I live in a lib neighborhood so that's part of the problem.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 29, 2017 11:24 PM (P8951)

541 And frankly, the Pro Bowl isn't really all that worth watching even if it comes after the Super Bowl. Building a good defense requires time, time that you don't really have when you're setting up for the Pro Bowl, so you consistently end up with scores of, like, 70-63.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 29, 2017 11:18 PM (0OG8D)

--Tonight it was surprisingly low-scoring --20-13? Which makes sense to me since, say, Drew Brees and Odell Beckham Jr. don't practice together on a regular basis.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 11:25 PM (GsAUU)

542 Watch out for that tree.

Posted by: Sonny Bono at January 29, 2017 11:25 PM (TRzoP)

543 Spiders? There weren't any spiders.

But yes, both are fine ladies to be sure, just not much screen time from them.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 29, 2017 11:21 PM (eVNrz)

I was talking about the... growth(s). They struck me the same as spiders. I immediately thought spiders while watching the show. No idea why.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 11:26 PM (92kX2)

544 Adorable Deplorables
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 29, 2017 11:23 PM (Nwg0u)

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bleh.

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 11:26 PM (CRotO)

545 >>>--I think whoever had that sock is a Cowboys fan. Just guessing.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 11:20 PM (GsAUU)<<<

Yip. Never been a fan of Garrett as HC. He had one remarkable game as a 3rd string QB, beating Brett Favre and the Pack on Thanksgiving many moons ago, and turned that into seemingly lifetime tenure as a mediocre coach for Jerruh.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 29, 2017 11:26 PM (eVNrz)

546 Kill Joys and Dark Star are pretty damn solid shows. I enjoy them. They're not Farscape or Babylon 5, but they are solid.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 29, 2017 11:21 PM (aaqzz)


Babylon 5 was theeee shit. No pie in the sky star trek federation shit. Technology or not mankind hasn't changed in 10,000 years, and they're not going to just because the centauris give us jump gates. That show was killer.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2017 11:26 PM (aMlLZ)

547 Yet now I see both Pro Trump and Anti Trump things
on profiles... Like, don't bother contacting me if you are in the other
camp...



Very very strange...

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 29, 2017 11:15 PM (qf6WZ)

That's probably the sanest thing to do, given the balls-to-the-wall crazy the left is now into.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 11:27 PM (tHwdc)

548 #536: I think a dating site for Deplorables would have to have some kind of a vetting process just to sign up; otherwise, you might attract a lot of bad eggs looking to cause trouble.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 29, 2017 11:27 PM (0OG8D)

549 Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 29, 2017 11:24 PM (P8951)

You need to get out of the East Side

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2017 11:27 PM (voOPb)

550 Its a mistake to make everything political. I knew nothing of my angel's politics for the longest time, and was well smitten and fully wrapped around her finger before we celebrated the election. All we did was agree to be out camping on election night, to be away from all the noise. When we heard happy-fire, she said, 'I think we won.' And that was that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2017 11:27 PM (btESY)

551 Having read the Expanse, it gets SO much better.

Like, so much. If they do it even 50% justice, it'll be fantastic.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 29, 2017 11:27 PM (qgUJH)

552 Adorable Deplorables
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 29, 2017 11:23 PM (Nwg0u)

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bleh.

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Horrible Deplorables?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 29, 2017 11:27 PM (Nwg0u)

553 That's the problem with public schools. Today's youth have no sense of history, of literature.

https://youtu.be/-uv_WGEHr4I

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 29, 2017 11:20 PM (R+30W)

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huh.

don't think I've seen that movie.

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 11:28 PM (CRotO)

554 That's probably the sanest thing to do, given the balls-to-the-wall crazy the left is now into.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 11:27 PM (tHwdc)

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Yep. As mentioned above, be clear and honest.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 11:28 PM (nkgRA)

555 That Radio Garden site just sucked away an hour of my life!

Posted by: sinalco at January 29, 2017 11:28 PM (yODqO)

556 on marvel-conan 207. A woman chases Conan for about half a mile out of the city

SEVANTE: I am BORED! Please, Conan, take me with you! Bring me to lands of far-flung wonder!

CONAN: The path I walk is not one for wide-eyed trollops.


Lolgroupie

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2017 11:28 PM (6FqZa)

557 Horrible Deplorables?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 29, 2017 11:27 PM (Nwg0u)

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better.

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 11:28 PM (CRotO)

558 I'm not very good at this. If Fenelon is here I could really use some prayers for my grandson. No details, but initials are JB. He needs some divine guidance.

Thank you.

Posted by: Infidel at January 29, 2017 11:28 PM (ByNzS)

559 #541: Okay! I stand corrected.

Maybe having half the AFC's defense come from the Broncos made a difference, too.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 29, 2017 11:28 PM (0OG8D)

560 And the glasses and short, short skirts... brb... bunk igloo.


Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 29, 2017 11:22 PM (eVNrz)


She has glasses?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2017 11:28 PM (aMlLZ)

561 548 #536: I think a dating site for Deplorables would have to have some kind of a vetting process just to sign up; otherwise, you might attract a lot of bad eggs looking to cause trouble.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 29, 2017 11:27 PM (0OG8D)

Look at this picture (shows picture of Ronald Reagan) what do you feel?

Look at this picture (shows picture of John Wayne) how does it make you feel?

(Shows picture of the twin towers) and now?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 11:28 PM (92kX2)

562
Dogfights was awesome. Remember the Korean War fighter who used his jet to push his wingman's jet further south?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 29, 2017 11:22 PM (fVubI)

--Yeah, the MiG Alley episode was my favorite. Unfortunately, after all that effort, the wingman died anyway (tangled up in his parachute in the sea and drowned).

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 11:29 PM (GsAUU)

563 >>>She has glasses?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2017 11:28 PM (aMlLZ)<<<

Heh.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 29, 2017 11:30 PM (eVNrz)

564 Look at this picture (shows picture of Ronald Reagan) what do you feel?

Look at this picture (shows picture of John Wayne) how does it make you feel?

(Shows picture of the twin towers) and now?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 11:28 PM (92kX2)

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while hooked up to a polygraph machine that tazes you.

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 11:30 PM (CRotO)

565 461
History channel was great the first few years. Tons of WWII and various other documentaries. Then, like 'Sy-fy' they decided to play around with their mission statement.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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A very young Mike Rowe used to narrate some of the early History Channel stuff.
It's kinda funny to see, now that we "know" him.


And before I insert my foot firmly into my mouth, I can't imagine any ette, much less Miley, visiting a Dating Site...
You gals couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting 15 dudes wanting to get to know you better.

*back to watching Eraser

Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2017 11:30 PM (rNxNN)

566 Votermom,
I could probably be a catlady, but the minpin & the Duck Dynasty beard might get in the way of being accepted among the others.
Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2017 10:16

I was just asked the other day day...are you really growing a beard.

My response...maybe. It's been a while and I'm looking old, but WTF I am old.

But 61 isn't what it used to be.

Posted by: Farmer at January 29, 2017 11:30 PM (o/90i)

567 think a dating site for Deplorables would have to have some kind of a vetting process just to sign up;

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"If you were in a boat with your mother and Donald Trump, the boat capsized, and you could save only one, who would you save?"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 29, 2017 11:30 PM (Nwg0u)

568 >>>Maybe having half the AFC's defense come from the Broncos made a difference, too.


And their offense too?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2017 11:31 PM (voOPb)

569 huh.

don't think I've seen that movie.

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 11:28 PM (CRotO)

++++

Cult classic from the 80's. Thumbs up.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 29, 2017 11:31 PM (R+30W)

570 233 208
Oh forgot, He was married to Betsy Drake in the 50s. I think the Sophie's Loren thing broke up that marriage.
Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2017 10:19 PM (JSovD)


Supposedly he had an affair with every leading lady except Sophia Loren. She was the only who turned him down.

Maybe not Audrey Hepburn either. He was concerned about their age difference when they made Charade.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 29, 2017 11:31 PM (nvMvs)

571 Yip. Never been a fan of Garrett as HC. He had one remarkable game as a 3rd string QB, beating Brett Favre and the Pack on Thanksgiving many moons ago, and turned that into seemingly lifetime tenure as a mediocre coach for Jerruh.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 29, 2017 11:26 PM (eVNrz)

--Garrett has accomplished a feat that will likely never be repeated: icing his own kicker.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 11:31 PM (GsAUU)

572 558 I'm not very good at this. If Fenelon is here I could really use some prayers for my grandson. No details, but initials are JB. He needs some divine guidance.

Thank you.
Posted by: Infidel at January 29, 2017 11:28 PM (ByNzS)

Prayer sent up just now.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 29, 2017 11:31 PM (nQ10o)

573 Hey, where all da white deplorables at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at January 29, 2017 11:31 PM (TRzoP)

574 Okay, this is for Miley. I got married at 19. Had 37 years together when my husband got sick. When I finally convinced my husband to go to the ER, the pneumonia was destroying his lungs. While stuck spending time in the ICU waiting room, I talked a few times to a guy. His wife had lung cancer. They'd been married 21 years. We were dealing with the same doctors, so it was nice to have someone to talk to. Our spouses died within a day of each other. We kept in touch because who else wants to talk about cremating your spouse or having memorial services. One thing led to another and here we are, together over 8 years and married two years ago.

People don't understand that you lose more than your spouse. You lose that marriage, those shared memories. It's helpful to find someone that understands that and isn't jealous of your previous relationship. You know how to do relationships. Look for that. You don't just want a date. And if I can find someone and have a happy second marriage, there's hope for you too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2017 11:32 PM (Lqy/e)

575 >>>--Garrett has accomplished a feat that will likely never be repeated: icing his own kicker.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 11:31 PM (GsAUU)<<<

TIME OUT!!!

I'm sure I can do better.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 29, 2017 11:32 PM (eVNrz)

576 It drew a few quality inquiriess, but was in no way geared to a quantity of requests.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 11:16 PM (nkgRA)

That's why I have no intention of going via dating profiles online. I still think people see those things like Tindr or some such thing. I could never do casual sex again, not after Mr. D. I don't even think a guy would want to wait that long - you know, long enough to get to know each other, yet with the dating thing hanging over your head the whole time.
Ack. Maybe I should just start hanging out at the shooting club, getting guys to buy me ammo instead of drinks.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 11:32 PM (tHwdc)

577 I think a dating site for Deplorables would have to have some kind of a vetting process just to sign up; otherwise, you might attract a lot of bad eggs looking to cause trouble.
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Short essay on one of three topics:

9/11
or
Islam
or
Barack Obama

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 29, 2017 11:32 PM (J5mC3)

578 Maybe not Audrey Hepburn either. He was concerned about their age difference when they made Charade.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 29, 2017 11:31 PM (nvMvs)

Maybe it is just me, or she was a great actress, but I definitely got a believable 'smitten' vibe' in Charade.

Great movie, btw.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 11:33 PM (92kX2)

579 I quit smoking pot more than three decades ago because it was, how shall we say, incompatible with military service. When I finally quit, I made a promise to God to get me through a piss test. He did, and I have kept my promise all these years. But I go to an old friend's house every year to watch the Super Bowl. Some of my childhood friends, all of us between 55 and 65 years old, still smoke dope and I always think it's comical to see a bunch of middle aged men passing a joint around. We all have gray hair, some of us are bald, and the opticals are simply amusing.

Posted by: Bill R. at January 29, 2017 11:33 PM (jKUeC)

580 561 548 #536: I think a dating site for Deplorables would have to have some kind of a vetting process just to sign up; otherwise, you might attract a lot of bad eggs looking to cause trouble.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 29, 2017 11:27 PM (0OG8D)

That might actually be easy, because what we believe and what leftists think we believe are two different things.

I would expect a leftist trying to pass as a conservative would say something like "I think the white race is superior to all others, I hate blacks and gays and Muslims and I want a law to make everyone go to church on Sunday."

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 29, 2017 11:33 PM (P8951)

581 That's probably the sanest thing to do, given the balls-to-the-wall crazy the left is now into.

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Just be yourself and concealed carry.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 29, 2017 11:34 PM (Nwg0u)

582 I think one problem with the History Channel is they got lazy. They settled for recent periods where there was lots of film and video available. At one point they did so many WWII documentaries that people started calling them the "Hitler Channel".

A real History Channel would make documentaries about various historical subjects before film or photography. But that would require some work.

Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2017 11:34 PM (sdi6R)

583 I don't understand The freakout about marajana. If my desease progresses and the spasticity and Neuro pain get worse I will be glad that medical marijuana is an option. Right now other drugs work for neuropathy. And I deal with spasticity without drugs. Why would anyone be opposed to helping people with pain?

Posted by: Usntakim at January 29, 2017 11:34 PM (hMqvx)

584 Two unrelated questions:

1. Anyone install Trafficmaster Allure vinyl flooring? It's from Home Depot. Purchased it, have not installed it and am having second thoughts.

2. Why are Post It notes so effing expensive? Does the glue have gold in it or something?

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 29, 2017 11:34 PM (J5mC3)

585
TIME OUT!!!

I'm sure I can do better.
Posted by: Andy Reid at January 29, 2017 11:32 PM (eVNrz)

--LMAO. At least after Jim Harbaugh's antics in the Orange Bowl, I can mix it up with the TIME OUT!!! socks.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 11:34 PM (GsAUU)

586 This is the best explanation I've seen.

http://themetapicture.com/if-wwi-was-a-bar-fight
Posted by: josephistan
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Damned funny, that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2017 11:34 PM (eeTCA)

587 Holy shit, I need to comment less.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 29, 2017 11:16 PM (qgUJH)

I feel for you - I landed at the top of the list one week with 608 posts. And then for the next two weeks, I managed to drop down in ranking, but still in the top ten.
Look at me now! Nowhere on La Lista! There is hope for you.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 11:34 PM (tHwdc)

588 And if I can find someone and have a happy second marriage, there's hope for you too.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2017 11:32 PM (Lqy/e)

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My 2nd marriage lasted two weeks.

not all that interested in a 3rd atm.

also, fuck cancer.

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 11:35 PM (CRotO)

589 Yet now I see both Pro Trump and Anti Trump things on profiles... Like, don't bother contacting me if you are in the other camp...

Very very strange...
Posted by: Don Quixote


Makes sense. Would you want to meet up with an online date and have her show up with a pussy hat on her head?

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2017 11:35 PM (+lVUW)

590 When we first got cable TV, the History Channel had shows on history, A and E had shows about arts that were entertaining, the Food Network had shows on how to cook, National Geographic covered geography, etc. Now not so much. Food network has a bunch of stupid 'contest' shows, A and E and AMC have had several excellent series (Remember WENN, Nero Wolfe, Longmire) cancelled to make room for some POS reality shows and endless zombies, Nat Geo should change its name to the Bizarre Behavior Channel. It's similar for Discovery, Learning, and others I probably don't know exist.

Getting rid of TV was such an easy decision. The only channels I sometimes miss are Hallmark and TCM.

Posted by: JTB at January 29, 2017 11:35 PM (V+03K)

591 >>>Short essay on one of three topics:
9/11
or
Islam
or
Barack Obama
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 29, 2017 11:32 PM (J5mC3)<<<




Caused by Muzzies.


Causes Muzzies.


Is a Muzzie.


Short enough? Do I win something?

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 29, 2017 11:36 PM (eVNrz)

592 Dogfights was awesome. Remember the Korean War fighter who used his jet to push his wingman's jet further south?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 29, 2017 11:22 PM (fVubI)

That happened in Vietnam, too. Pardo's Push.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRNbcPS3A9c

Posted by: Bill R. at January 29, 2017 11:36 PM (jKUeC)

593 579 I quit smoking pot more than three decades ago because it was, how shall we say, incompatible with military service. When I finally quit, I made a promise to God to get me through a piss test. He did, and I have kept my promise all these years. But I go to an old friend's house every year to watch the Super Bowl. Some of my childhood friends, all of us between 55 and 65 years old, still smoke dope and I always think it's comical to see a bunch of middle aged men passing a joint around. We all have gray hair, some of us are bald, and the opticals are simply amusing.
Posted by: Bill R. at January 29, 2017 11:33 PM (jKUeC)

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damn hippies...

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 11:36 PM (CRotO)

594 I feel for you - I landed at the top of the list one week with 608 posts. And then for the next two weeks, I managed to drop down in ranking, but still in the top ten.
Look at me now! Nowhere on La Lista! There is hope for you.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 11:34 PM (tHwdc)
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My wife was out of town so that probably had something to do with it.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 29, 2017 11:36 PM (qgUJH)

595 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2017 11:27 PM (voOPb)

Tell me about it. I'm sick of these people...

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 29, 2017 11:37 PM (P8951)

596 425 Suzanne Flechette is my favourite tank round!


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki


Fire when ready.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2017 11:37 PM (xpfRn)

597 583. Yep. I've got PD. Anything that helps is a blessing.

My grandmother of blessed memory found relief smoking.marijuana in her last days. Who am I or any other to object?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2017 11:37 PM (btESY)

598 540 The last 3 dates I've had have been with guys who turned out to be ranting leftists. I was indifferent to a man's politics when I was young. Now - I just can't do it. I can't date men who are so fundamentally opposed to the things I hold dear.

I live in a lib neighborhood so that's part of the problem.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 29, 2017 11:24 PM (P8951)


I haven't dated --or wanted to-- since my husband died. My walking partner has expressed interest, but, you guessed, a raving leftist. We walked 2 days ago and I told him if he mentioned politics once more he would be walking by himself.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 29, 2017 11:38 PM (nQ10o)

599 Getting rid of TV was such an easy decision. The only channels I sometimes miss are Hallmark and TCM.

Posted by: JTB at January 29, 2017 11:35 PM (V+03K)


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Watching TCM now on sling tv.

https://www.sling.com/

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 11:38 PM (CRotO)

600 Makes sense. Would you want to meet up with an online date and have her show up with a pussy hat on her head?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2017 11:35 PM (+lVUW)

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What I used to appreciate most is when a woman would post " If you are Conservative, don't even bother contacting me."

Challenge accepted, SugatTits.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 11:38 PM (nkgRA)

601
Caused by Muzzies.


Causes Muzzies.


Is a Muzzie.


Short enough? Do I win something?
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That was pretty impressive.

I'm thinking that this can be the template for the correct answers. '

/also, you've won a kitten! Chi will be sending one to you via Media Mail

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 29, 2017 11:38 PM (J5mC3)

602 A real History Channel would make documentaries about various historical subjects before film or photography. But that would require some work.
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2017 11:34 PM (sdi6R)

--Hey, Ancient Aliens has plenty of stuff from pre-modern times. They just have to use a lot of CGI to show aliens erecting Chcihen Itza or seeding the Cascades with Sasquatches. . . .

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 11:38 PM (GsAUU)

603 I haven't seen my wife in nearly a month, and she's due back Tuesday. I hope the airports aren't messed up by demonstrations.

I bought a quart of oysters to make a nice stew, is that too obvious?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 29, 2017 11:39 PM (TnUKj)

604 Makes sense. Would you want to meet up with an online date and have her show up with a pussy hat on her head?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2017 11:35 PM (+lVUW)

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heh

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 11:39 PM (CRotO)

605 https://youtu.be/cOEBwBERPv4

Finnish man drops red hot iron weight on a lake with a foot of ice.

I could have done the math on whether it would drop through or not. The math would be right, the answer wrong.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 29, 2017 11:39 PM (VdICR)

606 524 I never, ever, ever, ever want to live in a place where I might see a scorpion.

Posted by: rickl

My first apartment in Florida was overrun with palmetto bugs. If you aren't familiar with these beasts, they are black cockroaches about a thumb's length in size. NOTHING I did got rid of them because they come in from the out side through any impossibly small crack anywhere where plumbing or wiring enters the building. Then suddenly I had no more palmettos. I had scorpions - not many - maybe three or four at a time. They were no problem so long as I shook my shoes out first. Preferred them to the bugs. Big time.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 29, 2017 11:39 PM (EW9tX)

607 Its a mistake to make everything political. I knew nothing of my angel's politics for the longest time, and was well smitten and fully wrapped around her finger before we celebrated the election. All we did was agree to be out camping on election night, to be away from all the noise. When we heard happy-fire, she said, 'I think we won.' And that was that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2017 11:27 PM (btESY)

Unfortunately, everything is political now thanks to the lefty scum.

Also, if I was somehow able to ignore that part for say a year, then she said something like "I wish there was better gun control, and by the way if we ever got married I won't allow yours in the house" I'd be pissed.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 29, 2017 11:39 PM (D2vc1)

608 >>>That was pretty impressive.
I'm thinking that this can be the template for the correct answers. '
/also, you've won a kitten! Chi will be sending one to you via Media Mail
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 29, 2017 11:38 PM (J5mC3)<<<



Sweet. **awaits for kitteh to arrive**

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 29, 2017 11:40 PM (eVNrz)

609 524 I never, ever, ever, ever want to live in a place where I might see a scorpion.

Posted by: rickl

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*hides scorpion and camel spider*

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 11:41 PM (CRotO)

610 I bought a quart of oysters to make a nice stew, is that too obvious?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 29, 2017 11:39 PM (TnUKj)

Having a 55 gallon drum of lube delivered would be too obvious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2017 11:41 PM (92kX2)

611 I would expect a leftist trying to pass as a conservative would say something like "I think the white race is superior to all others, I hate blacks and gays and Muslims and I want a law to make everyone go to church on Sunday."
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 29, 2017 11:33 PM (P8951)

You nailed it. This is exactly what the left thinks of us.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 29, 2017 11:42 PM (nQ10o)

612 hahaha.

went over to 4chan, this is their response to the airport protests:

"Happening. Shitlibs protest the Trumpenfuhrer. Come watch them get beaten down."

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 29, 2017 11:42 PM (J5mC3)

613 I could have done the math on whether it would drop through or not. The math would be right, the answer wrong.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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Too many variables to account for.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2017 11:43 PM (eeTCA)

614 524 I never, ever, ever, ever want to live in a place where I might see a scorpion.


Posted by: rickl


Meh. Scorpions. They're just like big ants. Check link in nic.

Posted by: otho at January 29, 2017 11:43 PM (lmIoG)

615 607. You might be right. But it's sad to see the triumph of politics over life itself.

Feminists said 'the personal is the political. ' maybe they won over their own, anyway.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2017 11:43 PM (btESY)

616 Calling it a night. Be well.

Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2017 11:43 PM (7qAYi)

617 My BIL has an ongoing GI problem - he can't eat much or keep food down. When his daughter visited him from Colorado she bought marijuana gummy bears for him, since smoking it makes him cough too much. It helped both stimulate his appetite and relax his esophagus so he could swallow. So I certainly think it can help relieve certain medical conditions.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 29, 2017 11:44 PM (P8951)

618 I don't even think a guy would want to wait that long - you know, long enough to get to know each other, yet with the dating thing hanging over your head the whole time.
Ack. Maybe I should just start hanging out at the shooting club, getting guys to buy me ammo instead of drinks.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 11:32 PM (tHwdc)

Some guys still will.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 29, 2017 11:44 PM (D2vc1)

619 >>>I never, ever, ever, ever want to live in a place where I might see a scorpion.

Posted by: rickl<<<




Fine. Guess we know someone who's not getting rocked like a hurricane.


**walks out of ONT**

Posted by: The Scorpions at January 29, 2017 11:44 PM (eVNrz)

620 I never, ever, ever, ever want to live in a place where I might see a scorpion.

-
When I lived in Durango, CO, one morning I walked out my door and was greeted by a tarantula the size of my hand.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 29, 2017 11:44 PM (Nwg0u)

621 Well some people just don't want to deal with a relationship after they lose their spouse. And that's okay too. I really missed having someone to share things with.

And a caution on pot-avoid the edibles. It takes about 20 minutes to come on to it when you eat it. You have no control over the dosage and you just have to wait it out if you have too much.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2017 11:45 PM (Lqy/e)

622 582 I think one problem with the History Channel is they got lazy. They settled for recent periods where there was lots of film and video available. At one point they did so many WWII documentaries that people started calling them the "Hitler Channel".

A real History Channel would make documentaries about various historical subjects before film or photography. But that would require some work.

Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2017 11:34 PM (sdi6R)

++++

The same thing happens with a lot of cable channels. It's not easy to get carried by the cable companies. But, if you start up a channel that different than anything else they have in their line up, it is easier to get picked up. But eventually, the economics asserts itself.

It happened to AMC, which used to be American Movie Classics. They would show all those old movies that no other channel wanted to carry. But, people didn't watch so much. Now, they are the channel that carried Breaking Bad. Not that I'm complaining about Breaking Bad. It was a fantastic series. But, an American classic movie it is not.

Same thing happened with A(ampersand)E. The Arts and Entertainment Channel. They used to carry operas and that kind of thing. But, compared to the ratings they can get with other programming, operas are in the dirt.

So, the History Channel is finding that showing history doesn't have the same ratings potential as reality tv style programming. The advertising gods and the shareholders must be appeased.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 29, 2017 11:45 PM (R+30W)

623 524 I never, ever, ever, ever want to live in a place where I might see a scorpion.

Posted by: rickl


While stationed at Ft Huachuca, AZ in the early 2000s, there wasn't a day that went by that I did not encounter a scorpion, either in my classroom or office. Then when monsoon season hit (during the summer), the hand-sized tarantulas would make their appearance. Good times...

Posted by: I Be That Chick at January 29, 2017 11:46 PM (S/qwI)

624 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 29, 2017 11:44 P

Guess I will stop bitching about mosquitos the size of crows

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2017 11:46 PM (voOPb)

625 This is how defense should be played in the Pro Bowl:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzo-ryDYY58

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 29, 2017 11:47 PM (1JnAL)

626
It happened to AMC, which used to be American Movie Classics. They would show all those old movies that no other channel wanted to carry.

Yeah, it used to be the same as TCM. Older movies and no commercials.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2017 11:47 PM (IqV8l)

627
2. Why are Post It notes so effing expensive? Does the glue have gold in it or something?

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat!
-------------

You STILL haven't solved the great post-it note dilemma?
That's been a good week or two.
This troubles me.

Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2017 11:48 PM (rNxNN)

628 I do have one more story. I was on an online forum called grief.net. We had a woman join that was in her 70s. Her husband of many years died of a heart attack while they were dancing. She didn't stay on the forum long. She told us she was going to try an online dating service. "At my age, I dont have any time to waste". Didn't find out if she had any luck but thought she had a good attitude.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2017 11:49 PM (Lqy/e)

629 Good night, Josephistan!

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 11:50 PM (GsAUU)

630 2. Why are Post It notes so effing expensive? Does the glue have gold in it or something?

Posted by: shibumi, who




you are not supposed to cover your entire body with post its, you should only need 3 of them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 29, 2017 11:50 PM (cPsPa)

631 Once upon a time, Bravo had cultural programming.

Now it's just Housewives.

And maybe black reality shows?

/and guess what kids? once upon a time, MTV stood for music television and they showed these things called music videos. Oh, it was a glorious time!

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 29, 2017 11:50 PM (J5mC3)

632 I never, ever, ever, ever want to live in a place where I might see a scorpion.

Posted by: rickl


When I was stationed outside Phoenix, I used to go to this hole in the wall bar after work with an old civilian I worked with. One night he looked over at the wall by the pool table I was at and saw a couple scorpions crawling up it. He jumped up and killed them. A couple days later he was sitting at the bar talking about it to another guy and he didn't believe the story. He points at the wall and says, they looked just like that!! and he walked over and killed two more. That poor guy was pretty rattled and I don't think he ever came back to that bar.

Posted by: Bill R. at January 29, 2017 11:50 PM (jKUeC)

633 So, everybody is intent on making this refugee EO the end of the world, huh?

We live in crazy times.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 29, 2017 11:51 PM (qgUJH)

634 I think there's actually a big entry on TV Tropes about channels drifting, if not veering, away from their original themes. I forgot what term they used for it.

Posted by: logprof at January 29, 2017 11:52 PM (GsAUU)

635 #576: Yeah, I'm with you on the casual sex thing.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 29, 2017 11:52 PM (0OG8D)

636 I am trying to decide if the kids today are truly this ignorant, or if it is willful stupidity.



Evening roonz and roonettez. I really should get off the book of faces, it's beginning to be more trouble than it's worth.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 29, 2017 11:54 PM (vbvxt)

637 While stationed at Ft Huachuca, AZ in the early 2000s, there wasn't a day that went by that I did not encounter a scorpion, either in my classroom or office. Then when monsoon season hit (during the summer), the hand-sized tarantulas would make their appearance. Good times...
Posted by: I Be That Chick at January 29, 2017 11:46 PM (S/qwI)

I am going to spring training in Phoenix in March. Please do not remind me of the things that live in AZ.

A few years back, some pitcher's toddler son was playing in the back yard there and was bitten by a rattlesnake.

That's one thing that's good about Wisconsin, I guess - I can sit outside in the summer without worrying about tarantulas, rattlesnakes, scorpions or flying cockroaches.

Mosquitos are an issue though.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 29, 2017 11:54 PM (P8951)

638
So, everybody is intent on making this refugee EO the end of the world, huh?

We live in crazy times.
Posted by: Moron Pundit


Only 9 days since inauguration.
You ain't seen nothin' yet!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2017 11:54 PM (IqV8l)

639 Bedtime. Have fun ya'll.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 29, 2017 11:54 PM (w+Jhj)

640 Well, since you've not done it since 89, your tolerance level is zero. Any kind of cheapo weed is gonna do the job now. With the stuff of today, exercise caution, go easy and see how it goes. It could rip your head off if you just charge in and don't wait until the first few puffs kick in. Mostly coz you got no tolerance anymore.
Posted by: otho at January 29, 2017 11:18 PM (lmIoG)


I have never been much of a pot person. Hadn't partaken in about 35 years and a friend talked me into taking 3 hits. My mind was completely scrambled for 48 hours. NEVER AGAIN!!!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 29, 2017 11:54 PM (nQ10o)

641 #548 I think a dating site for Deplorables would have to
have some kind of a vetting process just to sign up; otherwise, you
might attract a lot of bad eggs looking to cause trouble.


Posted by:Warbler

Yes, a sophisticated Q and A that would flush out people who only have certain sources of news.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 11:54 PM (tHwdc)

642 626
It happened to AMC, which used to be American Movie Classics. They would show all those old movies that no other channel wanted to carry.

Yeah, it used to be the same as TCM. Older movies and no commercials.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2017 11:47 PM (IqV8l)

++++

Yup. AMC even used to be sold as a pay channel. It was packaged together with Bravo, which used to carry foreign films and artsy independent films. I think AMC was a step down in the pecking order from TCM as far as the quality of films it would get. AMC rarely showed a color movie or an Oscar winner. It literally got the stuff from the vaults that nobody else was interested in airing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 29, 2017 11:54 PM (R+30W)

643 Scorpions.....when I lived in The Armpit of Texas and These United States, I fought a months-long battle with the f*ckers.....

I used a blacklight and a hoe to rid the house and grounds of them. Constant battle.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 29, 2017 11:55 PM (btESY)

644 Only 9 days since inauguration.
You ain't seen nothin' yet!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2017 11:54 PM (IqV8l)
------------

I don't know if I can take this level of excitement.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 29, 2017 11:55 PM (qgUJH)

645 #644: Please see a doctor if you have an erection that lasts for four years.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 29, 2017 11:57 PM (0OG8D)

646 You STILL haven't solved the great post-it note dilemma?
That's been a good week or two.
This troubles me.
---

There have been disturbing incidents at Casa Shibumi.

First, I needed to install a new light in my drop ceiling.

Then I needed a clear drop ceiling panel.

Then I realized that THE COLOR TEMPERATURE OF THE LIGHTS IN THE DROP CEILING WERE DIFFERENT!

Then I had to look for 7000K compact fluorescent bulbs.

I couldn't find any.

But I did find 6500K "daylight deluxe" but did not buy them.

Then, I realized that I wanted to move the clear ceiling tiles around, since they had different patterns. Need to replace 3 at some point.

Then, in a stroke of luck, I found an extra 6500K compact fluorescent bulb.

I feel better now, but have to solve the "the plastic chair mat I purchased smells like a Dow Corning Factory" and reconcile the fact that the cat is now enamored with the rug that's temporarily taking the place of the plastic mat, which will have to make due until the plastic mat can be heated in the sun, which will be 90 days from now.

It's been a crisis a minute.

Post-It notes cost too much, and I have been cutting the large ones in half because I am obviously mentally unstable. See above as proof.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 29, 2017 11:58 PM (J5mC3)

647
Tom Brady Sr peed all over Roger Goodell. Wow.

Said Goodell has no ethics, no character.

Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 29, 2017 11:58 PM (KTIsV)

648 As far as magicians goes...damn, that blond with the melons. Fuuuukin eh

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2017 11:18 PM (aMlLZ)

Yeah. She has those Science! glasses....


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2017 11:58 PM (8iiMU)

649 I think I have found the way to shut down Libs on FB. (Yeah, I know).

I have posted an opposing viewpoint. Backed up by reasoned arguments and links.

So, naturally said thread was deleted.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 11:59 PM (nkgRA)

650 I think Post It notes are expensive because they actually work... The generic ones don't stick well and one can actually write on them without skipping ink and gumming up one's pen!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 30, 2017 12:00 AM (kP16F)

651 I dealt with the stupidization of tv by upgrading to cable with DVR. Now I can look ahead to the stuff I like, including TCM movies, old tv shows, or horror movies that are on in the middle of the night, and record them to watch later. I now have a stockpile.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2017 12:00 AM (+lVUW)

652 I don't know if I can take this level of excitement.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 29, 2017 11:55 PM (qgUJH)

--I guess Trump wasn't kidding about being tired of winning.

Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2017 12:00 AM (GsAUU)

653 646.

**smiles and backs away from shibumi, making conciliating gestures*?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 12:01 AM (btESY)

654 /and guess what kids? once upon a time, MTV stood for music television and they showed these things called music videos. Oh, it was a glorious time!

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 29, 2017 11:50 PM (J5mC3)


VH1 Classic is now MTV Classic and it shows nothing but music videos. My favorites are the "I Want My 80s" videos.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at January 30, 2017 12:01 AM (S/qwI)

655 609
*hides scorpion and camel spider*
Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 11:41 PM (CRotO)


I've seen pictures of camel spiders, and that's close enough for me.

"Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2017 12:02 AM (sdi6R)

656 637 While stationed at Ft Huachuca, AZ in the early 2000s, there wasn't a day that went by that I did not encounter a scorpion, either in my classroom or office. Then when monsoon season hit (during the summer), the hand-sized tarantulas would make their appearance. Good times...
Posted by: I Be That Chick at January 29, 2017 11:46 PM (S/qwI)
------------
I am going to spring training in Phoenix in March. Please do not remind me of the things that live in AZ.

A few years back, some pitcher's toddler son was playing in the back yard there and was bitten by a rattlesnake.

That's one thing that's good about Wisconsin, I guess - I can sit outside in the summer without worrying about tarantulas, rattlesnakes, scorpions or flying cockroaches.

Mosquitos are an issue though.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&&and
-------------------

Y'all are just lucky you go to bed before aussie is here to opine on the subject.
I believe scorpions are to her like rolly polys are to us.

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 12:02 AM (rNxNN)

657 --I guess Trump wasn't kidding about being tired of winning.
Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2017 12:00 AM (GsAUU)

----------------

I guess wars are exhausting. Nothing to be done about it.

The WWIII jab at McCain and McConnell was inspired. I hope they don't gum up the works on confirmations over it. Or the Supreme Court. Grandstanding on the SCOTUS nominations seems like it would be right up McCain's alley.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 12:03 AM (qgUJH)

658 AMC is pretty good on most Saturdays showing some old movies or a Clint Eastwood marathon. Well, except for the commercials . . .

Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2017 12:03 AM (GsAUU)

659 **smiles and backs away from shibumi, making conciliating gestures*?
---

It's OK. The cat has hidden all the sharp objects in the house, and the Kava Stress tea has kicked in...

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 30, 2017 12:04 AM (J5mC3)

660 Not McConnell. Lindsay Graham. Grrr.... long day.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 30, 2017 12:04 AM (qgUJH)

661 Well, since you've not done it since 89, your tolerance level is zero. Any kind of cheapo weed is gonna do the job now. With the stuff of today, exercise caution, go easy and see how it goes. It could rip your head off if you just charge in and don't wait until the first few puffs kick in. Mostly coz you got no tolerance anymore.
Posted by: otho at January 29, 2017 11:18 PM (lmIoG)


I have never been much of a pot person. Hadn't partaken in about 35 years and a friend talked me into taking 3 hits. My mind was completely scrambled for 48 hours. NEVER AGAIN!!!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 29, 2017 11:54 PM (nQ10o)


The stuff today has some serious horsepower. there was some shit a couple years ago that my friend had. We called it the evil weed, because it was pure concentrated evil. He calls me one day, tells me he's coming over, and he only lives around the corner. 2 hours go by and he doesn't show up, so I call him.

Me: Dude, wtf you are doing?

Him: Uh....sitting here watching jeopardy.

Me: So you coming by or what?

Him: Uh....yeah..uh...wait wtf, I hate fucking jeopardy, what the hell am I doing???


2 days later same deal, calls me, says he's stopping by. 1 1/2 hours later he shows up and tells me he drove by my street and about 20 miles down the road before he realized why he was in the car in the first place.

Evil it was.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 12:04 AM (aMlLZ)

662 Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2017 11:48 PM

Be well ya'll. Good to see you here Chi.

I'm taking a nap, do I work tomorrow or have to work Wed.?

It might depend on how sick Jules is w/ this cold. I'm off to bed to avoid that maybe.

I'm getting a kick out of how this little immigration regulation has heads exploding!

Posted by: Farmer at January 30, 2017 12:04 AM (o/90i)

663 no Sugar tonight

https://youtu.be/IJbFVJvRqOQ

Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 12:05 AM (8mO0Q)

664
VH1 Classic is now MTV Classic and it shows nothing but music videos. My favorites are the "I Want My 80s" videos.
Posted by: I Be That Chick at January 30, 2017 12:01 AM (S/qwI)

--It sounds like the Military Channel, which from what I heard is more like what History used to be. Unfortunately, you gotta cough up extra $$$ for those channels.

Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2017 12:06 AM (GsAUU)

665 I never, ever, ever, ever want to live in a place where I might see a scorpion.
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2017 11:20 PM (sdi6R)

We had scorpions in where I grew up in Washington, Columbia Gorge, at the eastern edge of the Cascades.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 30, 2017 12:06 AM (VSenK)

666 I think I have found the way to shut down Libs on FB. (Yeah, I know).

I have posted an opposing viewpoint. Backed up by reasoned arguments and links.

So, naturally said thread was deleted.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 11:59 PM (nkgRA)


Let me put on my surprised face.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 12:06 AM (aMlLZ)

667 659. You've got a good cat, then. Marlowe doesn't do anything around here except charm my angel and keep the sardine fisheries in business.

Kava - that's good stuff. Very mellow it's always made me. And that's quite an achievement.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 12:06 AM (btESY)

668 "Plastic chair mat"???

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 30, 2017 12:06 AM (kP16F)

669 That's one thing that's good about Wisconsin, I guess - I can sit outside in the summer without worrying about tarantulas, rattlesnakes, scorpions or flying cockroaches.

Mosquitos are an issue though.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&&and


You don't get June bugs in Wisconsin?

Posted by: Bill R. at January 30, 2017 12:07 AM (jKUeC)

670
Same thing happened with A(ampersand)E. The Arts and Entertainment Channel. They used to carry operas and that kind of thing. But, compared to the ratings they can get with other programming, operas are in the dirt.


I have a lefty friend from high school who is an MD. About twenty-five years ago we received a Christmas card from he and his wife in which they spoke of their three daughters watching A and E and their favorite show featured old English madrigals. The first Mrs. Krebs and I LOLed at the pretentiousness of it all.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 30, 2017 12:07 AM (rco8e)

671 Maybe I should just start hanging out at the shooting club, getting guys to buy me ammo instead of drinks.





Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2017 11:32 PM (tHwdc)





At least you would be more likely to find a compatible type of person.




My 2nd marriage lasted two weeks.



not all that interested in a 3rd atm.



also, fuck cancer.

Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 11:35 PM (CRotO)


My second lasted 16 1/2 years and I wasn't interested in finding out what a third one would do to me either. And then...one day...

But yeah, cancer can eat a big ol' bag o' dicks.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2017 12:07 AM (vbvxt)

672 #646: Oh, my, you really do need a cute kitty story! Here's one in GIF form for you...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/o7v2u97

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 30, 2017 12:07 AM (0OG8D)

673 647
Tom Brady Sr peed all over Roger Goodell. Wow.

Said Goodell has no ethics, no character.
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 29, 2017 11:58 PM (KTIsV)

Damnit, I don't like the Pats and have always rooted against them.

News like this is making me want them to win the SB just because I want to see Goodell hand the trophy to Bill B. with Brady standing there.

It would be almost as funny as watching Hill at the Figuration.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 30, 2017 12:08 AM (P8951)

674 But 61 isn't what it used to be.



Posted by: Farmer at January 29, 2017 11:30 PM (o/90i)

Oh it's definitely not, my friend. I think of Grandma in 1965 when she was 61. She was a freakin' grandma.
On the other hand, I'm not even a mom. So there's that, LOL!
Before Mr D died, I could pass for 10 years younger than I am. The past 3 years have taken a toll. Mourning is rough.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 12:09 AM (tHwdc)

675 >>>I never, ever, ever, ever want to live in a place where I might see a scorpion.

Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2017 11:20 PM (sdi6R)



We had scorpions in where I grew up in Washington, Columbia Gorge, at the eastern edge of the Cascades.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 30, 2017 12:06 AM (VSenK)<<<

I saw Alien Ant Farm open up for The Scorpions at the Fleet Center in 2001.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 30, 2017 12:09 AM (eVNrz)

676 Damnit, I don't like the Pats and have always rooted against them.

News like this is making me want them to win the SB just because I want to see Goodell hand the trophy to Bill B. with Brady standing there.

It would be almost as funny as watching Hill at the Figuration.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 30, 2017 12:08 AM (P8951)

--And I would not be surprised if Goodell voted for Hitlery.

Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2017 12:10 AM (GsAUU)

677 Off to bed. Nite all

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 30, 2017 12:10 AM (Lqy/e)

678 Deleted my Lyft account today.

#deleteuber is everywhere on Google search. # deletelyft is nowhere. We need to fix the fact that we don't respond in general to these types of things in an organized way or else Trump will be just a road bump on the way to socialism.

Posted by: Keyser at January 30, 2017 12:10 AM (uzEk3)

679 668. I'm sure sje means a mat to go under the chair. To protect the flooring, probably carpet. Heh....my secret apartment/mastermind lair has cement floors, so it's not a problem. But ladies like their doilies and antimacassars and the like.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 12:10 AM (btESY)

680 And before I insert my foot firmly into my mouth, I can't imagine any ette, much less Miley, visiting a Dating Site...

You gals couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting 15 dudes wanting to get to know you better.



*back to watching Eraser

Posted by: Chi at January 29, 2017 11:30 PM (rNxNN)

I don't even own a dead cat. But thank you.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 12:11 AM (tHwdc)

681 I am going to spring training in Phoenix in March. Please do not remind me of the things that live in AZ.

A few years back, some pitcher's toddler son was playing in the back yard there and was bitten by a rattlesnake.

That's one thing that's good about Wisconsin, I guess - I can sit outside in the summer without worrying about tarantulas, rattlesnakes, scorpions or flying cockroaches.

Mosquitos are an issue though.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&&and
-------------------

Y'all are just lucky you go to bed before aussie is here to opine on the subject.
I believe scorpions are to her like rolly polys are to us.
Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 12:02 AM (rNxNN)


This past May I was at my dad's house (Yorba Linda, CA...Land of Gracious Living...birthplace of President Richard Nixon) and I walked out the front door and went to my car to retrieve something. When I walked back to the front door, there was a young rattlesnake curled up under the doorstep. Apparently I had walked right over it when I exited the house and never saw it. Anyway, it started rattling and then my dad came around from the backyard, captured it and released it in the hills behind his house.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at January 30, 2017 12:11 AM (S/qwI)

682 Shibumi @ 646

You made me LOL.
(and I never type that!)

Ha!
Reminds me of my older lady friend -
"No, just move the piano over 1/2 inch to the left. No, maybe a 1/4 inch back to the right. No... Maybe it should go in this other corner over here..."

G-Dammit! I'm 170 lbs soaking wet!!! I can only pick up a baby grand a couple times! Make up your mind!

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 12:11 AM (rNxNN)

683 #676: He did complain a couple of days after the election about Trump's victory "making his job harder" somehow.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 30, 2017 12:11 AM (0OG8D)

684 Oh it's definitely not, my friend. I think of Grandma in 1965 when she was 61. She was a freakin' grandma.
On the other hand, I'm not even a mom. So there's that, LOL!
Before Mr D died, I could pass for 10 years younger than I am. The past 3 years have taken a toll. Mourning is rough.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 12:09 AM (tHwdc)


Seriously. I look at pictures of my grandparents when they were my age and its unreal. They look like frigging artifacts.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 12:12 AM (aMlLZ)

685 I have a lefty friend from high school who is an MD. About twenty-five years ago we received a Christmas card from he and his wife in which they spoke of their three daughters watching A and E and their favorite show featured old English madrigals. The first Mrs. Krebs and I LOLed at the pretentiousness of it all.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


They put that in a Christmas card/letter? They don't realize what a cliche that is? There was a family that my family had been friends with. They did the braggy Christmas letter.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2017 12:12 AM (+lVUW)

686 "Plastic chair mat"???
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1. The plastic chair mat is the thing you put under an office chair that's on carpeting to keep it from ruining said carpeting. They can be stupid pricey.

2. OMG. You can make your own Post-it notes using a Repositionable Glue Stick. This is perfect because Casa Shibumi has lots of paper and lots of pads of paper. But I no longer have access to the endless supply cabinet from a real job.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 30, 2017 12:12 AM (J5mC3)

687 You don't get June bugs in Wisconsin?
Posted by: Bill R. at January 30, 2017 12:07 AM (jKUeC)

I haven't seen them. Lots of fireflies.

And unfortunately, lots of those damned Japanese beetles that bite and killed all the lady bugs (and I rather liked lady bugs). Those Jap beetles are indestructible, I swear.

We can have a long stretch of bitterly cold weather and then a warm day or two (warm being high 40's), and the damn things will appear - in the middle of winter.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 30, 2017 12:12 AM (P8951)

688 just came by to be with you. I fought so many libs today. told em fcuk you on FB, unfollowed and told em why. just got some texts from a friend who still says the same bull about PT being divisive etc.

i'm tired...listening to the Guess Who.

I heard earlier today that Trudeau invited all the banned people up to Canada. good luck with that, huh?

Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 12:13 AM (8mO0Q)

689 Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 12:04 AM (aMlLZ)

I could tell you some stories about the potheads I knew in Florida. The stuff they've got now isn't anything like the pot that most people think about from the hippie era. It bludgeons your brain and reduces your intelligence to about the level of a yip dog.

I had one wander into my store, and wander up and down the aisles for the better part of an hour, and he had no clue he was even in a store (at first), or how he got there.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 30, 2017 12:13 AM (X52ZZ)

690 665 I never, ever, ever, ever want to live in a place where I might see a scorpion.
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2017 11:20 PM (sdi6R)

We had scorpions in where I grew up in Washington, Columbia Gorge, at the eastern edge of the Cascades.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 30, 2017 12:06 AM (VSenK)


*crosses Washington off list*

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2017 12:14 AM (sdi6R)

691 683 #676: He did complain a couple of days after the election about Trump's victory "making his job harder" somehow.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 30, 2017 12:11 AM (0OG8D)

--Heh, an irony is that Trump said a few months ago that if he had succeeded in buying the Bills a few years ago, he would not have run for President.

Can you imagine Goodell having to deal with Trump as an owner? And now, even better, he has to deal with him as CEO of the USA.

Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2017 12:15 AM (GsAUU)

692 And before I insert my foot firmly into my mouth, I can't imagine any ette, much less Miley, visiting a Dating Site...



Mrs Hades joined a dating site about a year before we met. She said it was wall-to-wall dick pics and losers who lived in their mom's basement. She and her two friends used to go through the profiles and laugh.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2017 12:15 AM (vbvxt)

693 Caused by Muzzies.


Causes Muzzies.

Is a Muzzie.

Short enough? Do I win something?


Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 29, 2017 11:36 PM (eVNrz)

I'd allow you to join!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 12:16 AM (tHwdc)

694 679 & 686.

Heh....toldja so.

Shibumi probably has antimacassars for her upholstered wing-back chairs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 12:16 AM (btESY)

695 Is this the right thread?

Posted by: pot smoking scorpion at January 30, 2017 12:17 AM (6FqZa)

696 http://preview.tinyurl.com/o7v2u97
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That was perfect, thank you!

Kittens are such freaking goofballs. I got my cat when she was two, so I've never gone through the kitten phase.

Also, a caveat: Through my job, I've spent time with architectural lighting designers, and know way, way too much about lighting in general.

Which is why the color temperature of the lights in the drop ceiling were bothering me.

/it's not my fault. Those awful architectural lighting designers poisoned my mind and now... I see halogen headlights and LED headlights and incandescent headlights and they're all different shades of white!!! SAVE ME DONALD TRUMP!!!!ELEVENTY!!!

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 30, 2017 12:18 AM (J5mC3)

697 Mrs Hades joined a dating site about a year before we met. She said it was wall-to-wall dick pics...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter
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So, you met her by posting an "upskirt" pic?

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 12:19 AM (rNxNN)

698 695. Sure. Here, habe some cheetos and watch some Three Stooges....

**grabs his hoe**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 12:19 AM (btESY)

699 I've seen pictures of camel spiders, and that's close enough for me.
Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2017 12:02 AM (sdi6R)

A number of years ago, I found a very strange looking spider on the wall inside my townhome in Colorado Springs. No idea what it was so I put it in a jar until I could identify it. Sun spider, same family as Camel Spider, though a bit smaller.

Never seen another since.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 30, 2017 12:19 AM (VSenK)

700 Seriously. I look at pictures of my grandparents when they were my age and its unreal. They look like frigging artifacts.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 12:12 AM (aMlLZ)

My aunts too. They looked very old in their 50's and 60's. Harder lives, no hair dye, more matronly clothes, not much concern about exercising.

There was also more of an acceptance about looking older.

But even kids in hs used to look older. I have my mom's hs yearbook - class of '42. The girls are all dressed up and have red lipstick on. The boys - who went off to war right after graduation - are in suits and ties. Kids then wanted to look adult and worldly. There was not a premium on prolonging adolescence. They couldn't have done it even if they had wanted to.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 30, 2017 12:20 AM (P8951)

701 Cleanup on aisle 695!

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2017 12:20 AM (sdi6R)

702 696.
There is a way out. - Rodinal and Tri-X.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 12:22 AM (btESY)

703 Well, time to hit the hay. Goodnight, horde.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 30, 2017 12:22 AM (P8951)

704 I heard earlier today that Trudeau invited all the banned people up to Canada. good luck with that, huh?
Posted by: booknlass


Good.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2017 12:23 AM (+lVUW)

705 could tell you some stories about the potheads I knew in Florida. The stuff they've got now isn't anything like the pot that most people think about from the hippie era. It bludgeons your brain and reduces your intelligence to about the level of a yip dog.

I had one wander into my store, and wander up and down the aisles for the better part of an hour, and he had no clue he was even in a store (at first), or how he got there.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 30, 2017 12:13 AM (X52ZZ)


No shit man. When I was in high school I myself used to go through 2 packs of papers in 9 days, and would have lasted way less had nobody else been around using theirs. By the time I got to school in the morning and left in the afternoon I was at least 7-10 joints in already when you count the ones in the morning, study hall bathroom, lunch, etc ( I graduated with A's and B's so fuck it). Then add a few more by night time.

Today? oh hell no, you can't even do one in a single sitting, if all day. I goes days without even touching it. The shit today got serious torque. Forget that wake and bake shit. You wouldn't be able to function.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 12:23 AM (aMlLZ)

706 Come for the comments, stay for the sticky notes (600/$3.95):

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hboqx54

There is shipping, of course. Look around there for completely useless but interesting stuff to make the shipping worthwhile

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 12:23 AM (eeTCA)

707 Wiki says "Camel Spiders" aren't really spiders, and are also harmless

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2017 12:23 AM (6FqZa)

708 All right, speaking of real history, it's time to get back to my Crusades audiobook and clamber into bed.

Good night, y'all!

Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2017 12:24 AM (GsAUU)

709 yeah me too...sugarplum dreams for all y'all.

Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 12:25 AM (8mO0Q)

710 704 I heard earlier today that Trudeau invited all the banned people up to Canada. good luck with that, huh?
Posted by: booknlass
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Dammit, but there's a good joke here. Inside, low-hanging curveball.
I am not allowed, though...

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 12:25 AM (rNxNN)

711 704 I heard earlier today that Trudeau invited all the banned people up to Canada. good luck with that, huh?
Posted by: booknlass

Good.
Posted by: nerdygirl


Maybe we can get him to take Meryl Streep and Debra Messing while he's at it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2017 12:25 AM (+lVUW)

712 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2017 12:23 AM (6FqZa)

Nuke it from orbit, just to be sure.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 30, 2017 12:25 AM (nDcc3)

713 GGE..... Listening while driving to Trump's Inauguration on Iowa Public Radio put a different slant on things than I might have gotten from comments here.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2017 12:26 AM (TnUKj)

714 Glad you liked the kitten GIF, Shibumi!

Good night, Donna!

And good night to everyone else, too; I'm off to bed, myself.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 30, 2017 12:26 AM (0OG8D)

715 Sorry for being mean, Canadian morons, but you'll be better off if you get rid of that prick.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2017 12:26 AM (+lVUW)

716 707. Wikipedia. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Earth edition.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 12:26 AM (btESY)

717 Shibumi probably has antimacassars for her upholstered wing-back chair
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lol.

I've solved that problem another way.

I just don't let people come over.

Also, pretty sure men aren't supposed to be familiar with antimacassars. Just sayin'


Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 30, 2017 12:28 AM (J5mC3)

718
I heard earlier today that Trudeau invited all the banned people up to Canada. good luck with that, huh?
Posted by: booknlass


Quebec is nice.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2017 12:28 AM (IqV8l)

719 I live in the Northeast, where we don't have scorpions or camel spiders. The centipedes are quite enough for me. I keep flyswatters handy for them.

A few weeks ago I was in PetSmart buying cat litter and I saw a scorpion in a glass tank. The placard said, "African black scorpion. Do not handle."

Yeah, no shit.

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2017 12:29 AM (sdi6R)

720 Thank goodness for REO Speedwagon. Keep Pushin on.

I used to be lonely, 'til i learned bout living alone.

Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 12:29 AM (8mO0Q)

721 All of us dawn at the Brattlebora Womin's Reprodcktive Hellth clinic are reeching out to Presdent Obama to come backs an be are Presdent again. Trump is a disastyre and should be in jail for his lies. We still love are Presdent of Coler.......

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro (Soon to be Obamaboro) Vt at January 30, 2017 12:29 AM (Fbj4h)

722 "Wiki says "Camel Spiders" aren't really spiders, and are also harmless"

Yeah, but they look like they just want to be stepped on.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 30, 2017 12:29 AM (VSenK)

723 Huh, the description for the Portia spider says that they're able to plan ahead, learn, and track down their prey

I wonder if ATC knows

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2017 12:30 AM (6FqZa)

724 This "Kava Stress Tea" is some good shit, yes?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 30, 2017 12:30 AM (kP16F)

725 717. I've known enough ladies to know a doily from an antimacassar. (My great grandmother of blessed memory had them on every piece of furniture in her house.)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 12:30 AM (btESY)

726 652 I don't know if I can take this level of excitement.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 29, 2017 11:55 PM (qgUJH)

--I guess Trump wasn't kidding about being tired of winning.
Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2017 12:00 AM (GsAUU



I'm confused. Did PT say he's tired of winning?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 12:31 AM (nQ10o)

727 Quebec is nice.
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Canadians are generally "nice."

The French are generally "OK" as well.

French Canadians?

Run. Run fast, run hard and don't look back.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 30, 2017 12:31 AM (J5mC3)

728 Some guys still will.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 29, 2017 11:44 PM (D2vc1)

We'll see how it goes, then. Although there's a slight problem. I don't want to remove my wedding ring just yet. Not a good sign, right?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 12:31 AM (tHwdc)

729 Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 30, 2017 12:12 AM (P8951)

Surprising. Next door in Michigan we get them about every other summer or so. They're probably around every year but not in large numbers.

In 99, I rented a house outside Shaw AFB, SC for my last 8 months in the Air Force. I walked in the side/front door and there were thousands of those Japanese beetles just inside. It took me hours to kill them all and sweep them outside. Then I had to seal the door so more of them couldn't come in. It was an old house and they don't build em very tight there.

Posted by: Bill R. at January 30, 2017 12:32 AM (jKUeC)

730 I'm confused. Did PT say he's tired of winning?
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No, he said we'd be tired of winning. It would be exhausting for us. And then.. there would be more WINNING.

/btw, not tired of winning yet.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 30, 2017 12:32 AM (J5mC3)

731 719. Centipedes. When they take me to Room 101, it'll be centipedes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 12:33 AM (btESY)

732 728 Some guys still will.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 29, 2017 11:44 PM (D2vc1)

We'll see how it goes, then. Although there's a slight problem. I don't want to remove my wedding ring just yet. Not a good sign, right?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 12:31 AM (tHwdc)


It's been over nine years and I haven't taken my wedding ring off. Never will.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 12:33 AM (nQ10o)

733 So, you met her by posting an "upskirt" pic?

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 12:19 AM (rNxNN)



Yep.
Actually we met because we were both in a Meet-Up group, the "owner" of the group was a band promoter so we had events where we would go out to the various clubs and listen to the bands. My profile pic (cropped version of the top pic in this post http://tinyurl.com/h2edyx8 ) is me kneeling behind my car wearing a blue shirt. The profile pics are really small, so she thought I was standing next to a fire truck, so she thought I must be a fireman.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2017 12:34 AM (vbvxt)

734 730 I'm confused. Did PT say he's tired of winning?
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No, he said we'd be tired of winning. It would be exhausting for us. And then.. there would be more WINNING.

/btw, not tired of winning yet.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 30, 2017 12:32 AM (J5mC3)


Thank the Lord. You had me concerned for a moment!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 12:34 AM (nQ10o)

735 Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 12:23 AM (aMlLZ)

Sounds about right. But I don't miss those days. I rarely drink anymore either. It was fun for many years but when my wife got sick, it had to go. I went about three years without drinking. Feb 1st will be four years since I lost her and I still only drink rarely, though that may have more to do with a healthy fear of drunk driving laws than with willpower.

Posted by: Bill R. at January 30, 2017 12:36 AM (jKUeC)

736 did anyone here see that video of Muslims praying in Dallas airport today?

Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 12:36 AM (8mO0Q)

737 Wiki says "Camel Spiders" aren't really spiders, and are also harmless
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


The danger is from the unsuspecting person encountering one and flailing about, injuring himself.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2017 12:37 AM (DNPz2)

738 716 707. Wikipedia. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Earth edition.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 12:26 AM (btESY)


Mostly harmless.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 12:37 AM (nQ10o)

739 Eff you Albert. Practically anything can be quantified, hence counted.

Posted by: Isaac Newton at January 30, 2017 12:38 AM (rH4JY)

740 GGE..... Listening while driving to Trump's
Inauguration on Iowa Public Radio put a different slant on things than I
might have gotten from comments here.





Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2017 12:26 AM (TnUKj)



I was at work so I didn't hear it, still haven't read the transcripts or listen to recordings of it, not really that interested. I was at work on election night, too. The funny thing is, the expressions on many faces was the same on both nights. #sadpandas

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2017 12:38 AM (vbvxt)

741 739 Eff you Albert. Practically anything can be quantified, hence counted.
Posted by: Isaac Newton at January 30, 2017 12:38 AM (rH4JY)


In particular AGW

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 12:38 AM (nQ10o)

742 731 719. Centipedes. When they take me to Room 101, it'll be centipedes.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 12:33 AM (btESY)


Millipedes, on the other hand, are cute. Go figure.

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2017 12:39 AM (sdi6R)

743 738. Thank you! Jeez, this is a slow room tonight.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 12:39 AM (btESY)

744 742. True enough. Guess there's some sort of sense to it all.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 12:41 AM (btESY)

745 736 did anyone here see that video of Muslims praying in Dallas airport today?
Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 12:36 AM (8mO0Q)


You know what? I am completely the believers of Islam. Completely. Yes-- I know that makes m a terrible person.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 12:41 AM (nQ10o)

746 Wikipedia. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Earth edition.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 12:26 AM (btESY)


Mostly harmless.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 12:37 AM (nQ10o)


Not since skirt boy in the picture up top appeared. The new entry is-

Earth: FUBAR.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 12:41 AM (aMlLZ)

747 IMHO, the people who thought Trumps inauguration speech was dark are the same ones who think the economy is great and Obama is chocolate Jesus.

I thought the speech was appropriate for him and he stayed on message.

Also... unless he gave up the presidency to either H or O, approximately 1/2 of the nation was going to hate it no matter what he said.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 30, 2017 12:41 AM (J5mC3)

748 Eff you Albert. Practically anything can be quantified, hence counted.
Posted by: Isaac Newton
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Sez you.

Posted by: Heisenberg at January 30, 2017 12:42 AM (eeTCA)

749 Then, I realized that I wanted to move the clear ceiling tiles around, since they had different patterns. Need to replace 3 at some point.

Posted by: shibumi, who




you should make sure you leave one tile out so when you are bored you can slide them around until you finish the puzzle.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 12:43 AM (cPsPa)

750 Also... unless he gave up the presidency to either H
or O, approximately 1/2 of the nation was going to hate it no matter
what he said.


Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 30, 2017 12:41 AM (J5mC3)



And if he had...the other half would have hated it, so there you go.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2017 12:43 AM (vbvxt)

751 I am completely the believers of Islam. Completely.

dear new friend, Lady L, did you leave out a word?

Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 12:44 AM (8mO0Q)

752 You know what? I am completely the believers of Islam. Completely. Yes-- I know that makes m a terrible person.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January




yeah, hard to argue with that.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 12:44 AM (cPsPa)

753 746 Wikipedia. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Earth edition.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 12:26 AM (btESY)


Mostly harmless.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 12:37 AM (nQ10o)


Not since skirt boy in the picture up top appeared. The new entry is-

Earth: FUBAR.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 12:41 AM (aMlLZ)


I stand corrected.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 12:44 AM (nQ10o)

754 "Centipedes. When they take me to Room 101, it'll be centipedes"

We had millipedes in Washington, too. Big ones, about 4-5 inches long.

I still get the heebie-jeebies when I recall collecting garden spiders, by hand, when I was about 4 years old. I put them in a large wash tub. The story has a happy ending, though: I squished them all.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 30, 2017 12:45 AM (VSenK)

755 I just got a morally preening email from Lyft on how they will STAND against Trump and donate to the ACLU because diversity.

What the fucking fuck is this shit? Goddamn can no company stay the fuck apolitical without virtue signaling like the bunch of dickless piss fucks that they are?

And yes I deleted my account. Fuck these people.

Posted by: John Nada at January 30, 2017 12:45 AM (pCUr3)

756 DONT PANIC.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 12:45 AM (nQ10o)

757 Eff you Albert. Practically anything can be quantified, hence counted.
Posted by: Isaac Newton
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Sez you.
Posted by: Heisenberg
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Yeah. Also depends on what you mean by 'count'.

Posted by: Kurt Gödel at January 30, 2017 12:45 AM (eeTCA)

758 When they take me to Room 101, it'll be centipedes"

We had millipedes in Washington, too. Big ones, about 4-5 inches long.

I still get the heebie-jeebies when I recall collecting garden spiders, by hand, when I was about 4 years old. I put them in a large wash tub. The story has a happy ending, though: I squished them all.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January




well, when they take me to room 101 it will be christina hendricks or kate upton.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 12:46 AM (cPsPa)

759 And fuck Starbucks up the ass with an ebola infested barbed broomstick too.

Posted by: John Nada at January 30, 2017 12:46 AM (pCUr3)

760 "And Jobs was not raised Muslim. He had no connection to that culture at all."


A woman I worked with back in the 80s adopted a baby (6-9 months old) from Korea. She had a guy ask her if her adopted baby spoke Korean.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 30, 2017 12:46 AM (W6Ch1)

761 Trumps speech was pretty dark and dismal for a number of particular ex-presidents and SCOTUS sitting behind him. The ones who could audibly hear their legacy shatter like a Christmas ornament.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2017 12:46 AM (VdICR)

762 am completely the believers of Islam. Completely.

dear new friend, Lady L, did you leave out a word?
Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 12:44 AM (8mO0Q)


I left out the word "OVER."

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 12:47 AM (nQ10o)

763 you should make sure you leave one tile out so when you are bored you can slide them around until you finish the puzzle.
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Obviously you have never spent time with a drop ceiling.

The clear plexi of old is not pliable, and it takes multiples time to get it in the opening correctly. And they're fairly large pieces-- 2'x 4' I think, so it's not like they're these nice easy tiny things.

NEVER get a drop ceiling. Ever.

The house is almost 50 years old, so I never get bored...

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 30, 2017 12:47 AM (J5mC3)

764 Marlowe needs his sardines, which means I'm off for a nap. To the 'rons, a manly nod. To the 'ettes, a very warm 'good night, ladies.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 12:48 AM (btESY)

765
Obviously you have never spent time with a drop ceiling.

The clear plexi of old is not pliable, and it takes multiples time to get it in the opening correctly. And they're fairly large pieces-- 2'x 4' I think, so it's not like they're these nice easy tiny things.

NEVER get a drop ceiling. Ever.

The house is almost 50 years old, so I never get bored...
Posted by: shibumi, who




oh I know how much they suck. did not say it would be fun.



in my college days we liked drop ceilings because in an emergency you could go over the door.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 12:48 AM (cPsPa)

766 I left out the word "OVER."

I would raise that, myself, to 'sick to death of'

Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 12:48 AM (8mO0Q)

767 755 I just got a morally preening email from Lyft on how they will STAND against Trump and donate to the ACLU because diversity.

What the fucking fuck is this shit? Goddamn can no company stay the fuck apolitical without virtue signaling like the bunch of dickless piss fucks that they are?

And yes I deleted my account. Fuck these people.
Posted by: John Nada at January 30, 2017 12:45 AM (pCUr3)

Unbelievable that any company would take the risk of a political stance. Yes--fuck them.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 12:49 AM (nQ10o)

768 766 I left out the word "OVER."

I would raise that, myself, to 'sick to death of'
Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 12:48 AM (8mO0Q)


Even better.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 12:50 AM (nQ10o)

769 Here he comes now sayin' Brony Brony.

Posted by: Tommy James at January 30, 2017 12:50 AM (IqV8l)

770 This is a serious understatement. To this 54 year old, pot today is almost lethal compared to the 70s/80s stuff.
Posted by: Flyboy at January 29, 2017 09:49

Perplexing or vexing question for all the scientists out there. How is it that one can smoke weed all night,then, start consuming alcohol without any trouble. But, try drinking all night then start with the weed and the lights go out almost like you were shot up with Alfentanil. Maybe there's grant money available

Posted by: Crusty Scrunt at January 30, 2017 12:51 AM (YgK53)

771 There's No Canada like French Canada!

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 12:51 AM (OhOyF)

772 My problem? I couldn't find a sweater that looked good tucked. But, with a few design changes...

Posted by: Tuckit.com at January 30, 2017 12:51 AM (eeTCA)

773 i really do need to get some dreamtime.

I will say, though, that President Trump's inaugural address made me weep with joy a couple times. I thought it was yugely, special and luxurious. really.

Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 12:51 AM (8mO0Q)

774 764 Marlowe needs his sardines, which means I'm off for a nap. To the 'rons, a manly nod. To the 'ettes, a very warm 'good night, ladies.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 30, 2017 12:48 AM (btESY)


And a fine evening to you, Uncle Palpatine.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 12:52 AM (nQ10o)

775 The house is almost 50 years old, so I never get bored...


Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 30, 2017 12:47 AM (J5mC3)


Hell, my house is only 17 years old but by the time Mrs Hades gets done with it (or more to the point, by the time I get all the way through my "GGE Do" list) it will be brand new again. Today we took the large tub (that would only fill halfway because of where the overflow is on it) out of the master bathroom, a bigger shower will go in its place and then we will tear out the smallish shower to put in a free-standing "slipper" tub. After that we get to start on the flooring in the front room. After that...and after that...and after that...

Sometimes I wonder if it wouldn't be cheaper to burn this bitch to the ground and build another house over the top of it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2017 12:52 AM (vbvxt)

776 755 I just got a morally preening email from Lyft on how they will STAND against Trump and donate to the ACLU because diversity.

What the fucking fuck is this shit? Goddamn can no company stay the fuck apolitical without virtue signaling like the bunch of dickless piss fucks that they are?

And yes I deleted my account. Fuck these people.
Posted by: John Nada
-----------------

Don't just uninstall the app. I did the same, but -
Let them know why.
Look in the thread below to see my instant reply to those douchecanoe (probably not read by a human).
When I find the actual email addys to the right people tomorrow, I'll post them here. Uber now gets my business (admittedly minimal, but Fuck Lyft. With a barbed wire wrapped Prius).

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 12:52 AM (rNxNN)

777 758
well, when they take me to room 101 it will be christina hendricks or kate upton.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 12:46 AM (cPsPa)


Please don't throw me into that briar patch!

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2017 12:52 AM (sdi6R)

778 >>Eff you Albert. Practically anything can be quantified, hence counted.
Posted by: Isaac Newton
-----------

Sez you.
Posted by: Heisenberg
--------
Yeah. Also depends on what you mean by 'count'.


I get it, Ah-Ah-Ah!

Posted by: Count von Count at January 30, 2017 12:52 AM (OhOyF)

779 718
I heard earlier today that Trudeau invited all the banned people up to Canada. good luck with that, huh?
Posted by: booknlass

Quebec is nice.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2017 12:28 AM (IqV8l)

Pretty sure the term is, "Good luck with that, eh?"

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2017 12:53 AM (cm1Bl)

780 >>Posted by: Tuckit.com at January 30, 2017 12:51 AM (eeTCA)


Do you have a Website?

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at January 30, 2017 12:53 AM (OhOyF)

781 Here he comes now sayin' Brony Brony.

Posted by: Tommy James at January 30, 2017 12:50 AM (IqV8l)



Like I said, I have never watched the show so I can't say I'm a fan, but I do like MY little pony...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2017 12:54 AM (vbvxt)

782 My house is over 200 years old. Critters of all kinds regard the foundation as merely a convenient pile of rocks to slither into.

When we moved in it had not been lived in since 1942, cleaning it out was an adventure and included removing the vultures from the attic.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2017 12:54 AM (TnUKj)

783
Pretty sure the term is, "Good luck with that, eh?"
Posted by: tcn in AK


Tell those muzzz to take off, eh.
It's a beauty when you go.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2017 12:55 AM (IqV8l)

784 Unbelievable that any company would take the risk of a political stance. Yes--fuck them.
*******************

Not just that, the whole email was a bullshit #FakeNews lie:

"We created Lyft to be a model for the type of community we want our world to be: diverse, inclusive, and safe.

This weekend, Trump closed the country's borders to refugees, immigrants, and even documented residents from around the world based on their country of origin. Banning people of a particular faith or creed, race or identity, sexuality or ethnicity, from entering the U.S. is antithetical to both Lyft's and our nation's core values. We stand firmly against these actions, and will not be silent on issues that threaten the values of our community.

We know this directly impacts many of our community members, their families, and friends. We stand with you, and are donating $1,000,000 over the next four years to the ACLU to defend our constitution. We ask that you continue to be there for each other - and together, continue proving the power of community."

Posted by: John Nada at January 30, 2017 12:55 AM (pCUr3)

785 >>When we moved in it had not been lived in since 1942, cleaning it out was an adventure and included removing the vultures from the attic.


Those old Vulture Powered Attic Vents were a real hassle.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 12:56 AM (OhOyF)

786 What the fucking fuck is this shit? Goddamn can no company stay the fuck apolitical without virtue signaling like the bunch of dickless piss fucks that they are?

And yes I deleted my account. Fuck these people.
Posted by: John Nada


Nope. There are SWJs abound on Twitter creating 'lists' of companies that haven't announced their ants-in-the-pants opposition to Trump.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2017 12:56 AM (DNPz2)

787 Uh, oh. Next we're gonna hear about the Hello Kitty kilt...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 12:56 AM (eeTCA)

788 It's been over nine years and I haven't taken my wedding ring off. Never will.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 12:33 AM (nQ10o)

I understand that.

But I would like to know love again, and I don't think a serious prospect would care to risk his heart on a woman who can't take her ring off. So I have a way to go.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 12:57 AM (tHwdc)

789 775 The house is almost 50 years old, so I never get bored...


Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 30, 2017 12:47 AM (J5mC3)


Hell, my house is only 17 years old but by the time Mrs Hades gets done with it (or more to the point, by the time I get all the way through my "GGE Do" list) it will be brand new again. Today we took the large tub (that would only fill halfway because of where the overflow is on it) out of the master bathroom, a bigger shower will go in its place and then we will tear out the smallish shower to put in a free-standing "slipper" tub. After that we get to start on the flooring in the front room. After that...and after that...and after that...

Sometimes I wonder if it wouldn't be cheaper to burn this bitch to the ground and build another house over the top of it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2017 12:52 AM (vbvxt)


My current home was built in 1947. Neighborhood of character homes-- mostly English-style stone cottages. I had to put a fortune into it. My hope was to stay to a lot longer but the property taxes are killer.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 12:57 AM (nQ10o)

790 Those old Vulture Powered Attic Vents were a real hassle.
Posted by: garrett

Wish I could share a picture!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2017 12:57 AM (TnUKj)

791 well, while I generally despise the idea of boycotts, and parades but that is a different story, we should start going along with them as something that would be instructive to the tools that do things like lyft did.

they have the misunderstanding that their position is dominant and that the others are insignificant morally and numerically. until they are taught otherwise they are not going to learn.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 12:58 AM (cPsPa)

792 Quebec is nice.
Posted by: Bertram

I've wanted to go to Quebec ever since I read Cather's Shadows on the Rock.

Ay?

Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 12:59 AM (8mO0Q)

793 787
Uh, oh. Next we're gonna hear about the Hello Kitty kilt...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 12:56 AM (eeTCA)



Oh hell, now you've done it... http://tinyurl.com/z2rucr3


On a related note...some people are just plain disturbed.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2017 01:00 AM (vbvxt)

794 "Those old Vulture Powered Attic Vents were a real hassle."

The prehistoric pig garbage disposals are a bitch too.

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at January 30, 2017 01:01 AM (W6Ch1)

795 But I would like to know love again, and I don't
think a serious prospect would care to risk his heart on a woman who
can't take her ring off. So I have a way to go.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 12:57 AM (tHwdc)



Take your time. My Laura had been gone five years before I met Mrs Hades, and when I did it was finally time to deal with the last of the issues I had been ignoring. Totally worth it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2017 01:02 AM (vbvxt)

796 A woman I worked with back in the 80s adopted a baby (6-9 months old) from Korea. She had a guy ask her if her adopted baby spoke Korean.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 30, 2017 12:46 AM (W6Ch1)

She should have asked him if he was born in England because his English was horrible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2017 01:02 AM (92kX2)

797 a friend gave me the old 'agree to disagree' thing tonight, after bashing the President a few clunks....

i said no, i'm not going that anymore, and filled her ear with a couple paragraphs about what's great about Pres. Trump.

still haven't heard a peep, and it's been an hour

Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 01:03 AM (8mO0Q)

798 Perplexing or vexing question for all the scientists out there. How is it that one can smoke weed all night,then, start consuming alcohol without any trouble. But, try drinking all night then start with the weed and the lights go out almost like you were shot up with Alfentanil. Maybe there's grant money available

Posted by: Crusty Scrunt at January 30, 2017 12:51 AM (YgK53)


There is truth to that. A band I was in years ago did this one gig. The singer showed up with a guitar case full of Heinekens. He was fine all night until he decides on a rare occasion to join the rest of us in the ritual pre gig burn ceremony. He ended up singing an entire verse of a song into his beer bottle instead of the mic, which was in his other hand. Good times.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2017 01:03 AM (aMlLZ)

799 it's not my fault. Those awful architectural lighting designers poisoned my mind and now... I see halogen headlights and LED headlights and incandescent headlights and they're all different shades of white!!!

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 30, 2017 12:18 AM (J5mC3)


It's not just lighting designers. Printers, art directors and production managers all have the same sensitivity to differing shades of white light, because they greatly affect the apparent color of printed material. Catalogs, magazines, etc. are all evaluated under 5K lighting (or at least they are supposed to be). Halogen bulbs tend to fall into the 3-4K range, and are a little more orange/yellow, while 6K bulbs have a slight tint of blue. 5K is the most neutral light available.

Posted by: HTL at January 30, 2017 01:03 AM (nWypX)

800 782 My house is over 200 years old. Critters of all kinds regard the foundation as merely a convenient pile of rocks to slither into.

When we moved in it had not been lived in since 1942, cleaning it out was an adventure and included removing the vultures from the attic.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
--------------

I am not convinced that you actually have a house.
I've seen pics of land, trees & rivers, but...

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 01:04 AM (rNxNN)

801 cleaning it out was an adventure and included removing the vultures from the attic.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2017 12:54 AM (TnUKj)

That really did make me burst out laughing. Turkey vultures, I assume?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 01:04 AM (tHwdc)

802 here's a song for u. Triumph's Lay it on the Line

https://youtu.be/Pz26fcmq3S8

Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 01:07 AM (8mO0Q)

803 When we moved in it had not been lived in since 1942, cleaning it out was an adventure and included removing the vultures from the attic.
Posted by: Jinx the




more information?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 01:07 AM (cPsPa)

804 There seems to be a roughly equal number of people slamming Uber on Facebook and those slamming Lyft. I would probably give the edge to Lyft though since the customer base are heavily centralized in urban areas where the hippie pot smoking lefttarded fuck monkeys live, but I don't think this is going to be the game changer in market dominance that they're obviously hoping it'll be.

I'm so glad I have to take sides now in what consumer goods and services I buy because these companies simply cannot shut the fuck up and stay out of politics.

Posted by: John Nada at January 30, 2017 01:07 AM (pCUr3)

805 Yes, they were turkey buzzards. A much more benevolent breed than the black ones which aren't above killing their prey.

Yep Chi, it does exist. The tax assessor has pictures!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2017 01:07 AM (TnUKj)

806 Re: Quebec Shooting

This may be the link someone posted earlier, but here it is anyway:
http://tinyurl.com/zclftcc

What is interesting to me is the fact that in most religions, someone perceived as a heretic is more reviled than a non-believer. 'If' the attacker had a quebecois accent, it could be someone who was radicalized, had gone to this Mosque, and saw what they preached there as heresy.

Or it could be someone wanting to lay a false trail.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2017 01:08 AM (92kX2)

807 you know, in the future, Trump should make a point to unveil his initiatives on weekdays so there is a full staff at the white house and in the newsroom to help disseminate his message.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 01:08 AM (cPsPa)

808 John, I blame the asses of Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions

Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 01:09 AM (8mO0Q)

809 Yes, they were turkey buzzards. A much more benevolent breed than the black ones which aren't above killing their prey.

Yep Chi, it does exist. The tax assessor has pictures!
Posted by: Jinx the




well, how did they go out, bag or cage?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 30, 2017 01:10 AM (cPsPa)

810 Oh hell, now you've done it... http://tinyurl.com/z2rucr3


On a related note...some people are just plain disturbed.
Posted by: GGE
-----------

Yikes! It was supposed to be a joke.
Generations of Celts roll over in their cairns.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 01:10 AM (NBHj5)

811 when I did it was finally time to deal with the last of the issues I had been ignoring. Totally worth it.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2017 01:02 AM (vbvxt)


I guess this will happen in God's time.
Good night, Horde.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 01:10 AM (tHwdc)

812 788 It's been over nine years and I haven't taken my wedding ring off. Never will.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 12:33 AM (nQ10o)

I understand that.

But I would like to know love again, and I don't think a serious prospect would care to risk his heart on a woman who can't take her ring off. So I have a way to go.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 12:57 AM (tHwdc)


My husband and marriage were everything to me. I have nothing left to give.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 01:11 AM (nQ10o)

813 >>Or it could be someone wanting to lay a false trail.


It's probably a false flag operation for those Nova Scotian jooos.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2017 01:11 AM (OhOyF)

814 good night dear Miley

Lady L., you sound like me

Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 01:11 AM (8mO0Q)

815 i said no, i'm not going that anymore, and filled her ear with a couple paragraphs about what's great about Pres. Trump. still haven't heard a peep, and it's been an hour

*********************************

People I normally like in real life as long as we avoid politics have become insufferable, shit filled human beings on Facebook.

I'm trying to decide whether to unfriend or unfollow these idiots. Even with an unfollow, I would have no clue now what's happening in their lives anymore because they simply cannot stop with the political posturing and virtue signaling bullshit. I hate turning my Facebook wall into an echo chamber, but gees.

Maybe I should just delete it altogether. I've been using it to stay in touch with my coworkers mostly because I work from home as a sort of substitute from not being in the office, but it doesn't seem worth it anymore.

Posted by: John Nada at January 30, 2017 01:12 AM (pCUr3)

816 814 good night dear Miley

Lady L., you sound like me
Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 01:11 AM (8mO0Q)


Thank you for understanding...

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 01:12 AM (nQ10o)

817 still haven't heard a peep, and it's been an hour
Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 01:03 AM (8mO0Q)

One thing is that the left has operated for a long time completely insulated in their views. Most conservatives know they are probably not surrounded by conservatives when they speak because of the culture. Liberals on the other hand, seem to almost always speak with the complete confidence that anything they say will be agreed upon. They are not usually making a challenge, from what I have seen, but rather playing to the crowd. They are not usually looking for discussion s what I am saying.

Discussion is absolutely vital for a functional society. Dialogue allows you to acknowledge that the other person is not evil and that what they want is coming from a logical place, or at least a heartfelt one. Without that basis for communication, societies devolve into tribalism- which is what we are seeing now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2017 01:13 AM (92kX2)

818 Night, Miley.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2017 01:13 AM (92kX2)

819 G'night all.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 01:14 AM (nQ10o)

820 I try to understand. My life is simple now, now that I'm alone. I have plenty to do, but somehow it's aftermath.

I'd like to have a main event again. but I don't feel strong enough.

Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 01:15 AM (8mO0Q)

821

820 I try to understand. My life is simple now, now that I'm alone. I have plenty to do, but somehow it's aftermath.

I'd like to have a main event again. but I don't feel strong enough.
Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 01:15 AM (8mO0Q)


You put it so aptly. Everything since has simply been aftermath.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 01:17 AM (nQ10o)

822 Aetius, my friend and I both wrote "I love you" at the end of our texts. I've known her since were were children, and she's been a good friend to me all these years.

You're right. liberals are so surprised when I disagree with them, and they don't have reasoned argument to bandy with me. they raise the hand and say, let's not talk about it. or, the "agree to disagree" cliche.

the younger ones just start shouting hate at Pres. Trump

Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 01:19 AM (8mO0Q)

823 They buzzards left after a brief territorial struggle. Seems they didn't like the activity after all those years of solitude.

My poor, long suffering bride.....

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2017 01:20 AM (TnUKj)

824 805 Yes, they were turkey buzzards. A much more benevolent breed than the black ones which aren't above killing their prey.

Yep Chi, it does exist. The tax assessor has pictures!
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
-----------------
FWIW, I had the pleasure of meeting Jinx once.

He bought breakfast that day, if I recall. If you ever have the chance to have a short/long mini-MoMe, don't pass up the opportunity.
Look up Solid in the dictionary, it'll be a pic of Jinx. Good man.

That said, I think he lives in a teepee on a huge swath of beautiful land - no house. Also, he owns/knows really about cool tools & shit.

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 01:20 AM (rNxNN)

825 So Jinx, a house that had not been lived in since '42? There is a story there.

I love old buildings. Was it abandoned? Maintained?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2017 01:23 AM (92kX2)

826 If you do not mind me asking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2017 01:23 AM (92kX2)

827 It was abandoned, with no windows or doors. I have a picture or two I'd love to show, but don't know how. I just tried a photo sharing site, but it rejected the pictures.

You all might get a kick out of it.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2017 01:25 AM (TnUKj)

828 827 It was abandoned, with no windows or doors. I have a picture or two I'd love to show, but don't know how. I just tried a photo sharing site, but it rejected the pictures.

You all might get a kick out of it.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2017 01:25 AM (TnUKj)

Cool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2017 01:26 AM (92kX2)

829 Maybe I should just delete it altogether. I've been using it to stay in touch with my coworkers mostly because I work from home as a sort of substitute from not being in the office, but it doesn't seem worth it anymore.
Posted by: John Nada


It's a good idea to keep at least 3 social personas; one that you can vent your political ranty stuff on, one for family, and another just to keep linked to industry, company, professional ties.

Mixing the 3 is a recipe for problems not needed.

Just because other assholes like to mix them doesn't mean you have to. And, yes I get the idea of fighting the left at every corner, but, think for second.

How many minds are you changing by returning their uncivil interaction with contrarian arguments? None. I guarantee you none.

The fence-sitters tune out the shit-flinging sport, and they are the easiest to add as allies in the long term.

Also, family should not be an arena for political battle. IF family members are using the socials for their SWJ exercises, ignore until you can't and then just ask them if they would consider not proselytizing in a family forum.

If they respond angrily, likely, just ignore them. It's not worth your effort and responding is more than likely to make the family connections worse off.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2017 01:34 AM (DNPz2)

830 GGE - BTW, we have snow, upper 20's and breezy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 01:39 AM (NBHj5)

831 trying to upload an old picture of the place now......vultures will be eating on me by the time it uploads.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2017 01:40 AM (TnUKj)

832 Yes, loop.

I'm on LinkedIn, and nothing else.

On a few blogs I use Jean, or other derivatives of Jean Parisot de la Valetta. I might have a FB or Twitter account, but never use them.

Family sends cards

Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2017 01:40 AM (YmaWv)

833 Rumors that the suspects apprehended at the Quebec mosque shooting are Bashir al-Taweed and Hassan Matti. Supposedly overheard on police scanner. Supposedly are refugee status.

I haven't seen any official confirmation at all.

Posted by: viking at January 30, 2017 01:46 AM (6y/kW)

834 Well, Chi, once again the house picture stymies me. It is still loading.......

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2017 01:47 AM (TnUKj)

835 For war-film fans, came across a nice little Russian WWII movie on UToob. It has sub-titles (which is fortunate, since I found following the Russian very difficult, partly because it's totally normal, slurred, fast, colloquial).


Somewhat misleadingly titled "The Road to Berlin" - it has few battle scenes, not an action movie of any sort. But seemed pretty realistic. Beautifully shot. And it's a "small" movie, focused just on one small personal story, no big themes.


http://preview.tinyurl.com/jxd5d23


Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2017 01:48 AM (QDnY+)

836 Well, greetings from Great Falls, MT. Wifi here sucks ass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2017 01:57 AM (qX+qy)

837 https://tinyurl.com/h59ekqs

There is an album that has a few pictures of my buzzard house, c. 1985

the picture of it farther down is 20 years later.

No doubt everyone who was interested has gone to bed by now.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2017 02:00 AM (TnUKj)

838 "If you ever have the chance to have a short/long mini-MoMe, don't pass up the opportunity.

Look up Solid in the dictionary, it'll be a pic of Jinx. Good man."




I echo this sentiment and have experienced it first-hand. Last NoVaMoMe Mrs Hades and I got stranded because the parking garage where we left the pony closed at 9 PM (???!!!), Jinx not only drove us the half hour to the hotel (saying it was on his way) but came back the next morning to return us to our car (with a detour to a Cars n Coffee event on the way). Stand-up kind of Moron.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2017 02:00 AM (vbvxt)

839 GGE - BTW, we have snow, upper 20's and breezy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 01:39 AM (NBHj5)



*shudder* Keep it up there if you please.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2017 02:01 AM (vbvxt)

840 OK.
I admit it - Jinx actually sent me a pic of his house. It's more impressive than it sounds.

http://tinypic.com/r/262b820/9

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 02:01 AM (rNxNN)

841 Isn't that the Old Warren Place up in Massachusetts?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2017 02:04 AM (TnUKj)

842 Good thing that house was brick, if it was wood it would have fallen in on itself.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2017 02:04 AM (vbvxt)

843 GGE, it still might.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2017 02:05 AM (TnUKj)

844 I admit it - Jinx actually sent me a pic of his house. It's more impressive than it sounds.



http://tinypic.com/r/262b820/9

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 02:01 AM (rNxNN)

841
Isn't that the Old Warren Place up in Massachusetts?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2017 02:04 AM (TnUKj)


*slow clap*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2017 02:06 AM (vbvxt)

845 Well, greetings from Great Falls, MT. Wifi here sucks ass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2017 01:57 AM (qX+qy)


I spent 110 days there in 1987. I wish I could have stayed longer.

Posted by: Bill R. at January 30, 2017 02:06 AM (jKUeC)

846 "There is an album that has a few pictures of my buzzard house, c. 1985"

Probably answered upthread. But what year was the house built?

Posted by: Willy J. at January 30, 2017 02:07 AM (W6Ch1)

847 c. 1805

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2017 02:08 AM (TnUKj)

848 the 'old looking' snapshot is one a man gave me from about 1960.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2017 02:09 AM (TnUKj)

849 So WWE's Royal Rumble was tonight. I kind of keep up by following a couple youtube channels that follow wrestling. I listened to one podcast of the event. And that was ok. But also WWE's youtube channel has had previous Rumble's available for promotion. So I watched last year's which was interesting. I'm watching 2015's now because that is the one that is really interesting.

It starts out good the crowd is into it.

And then they go nuts for one guy who is a crowd favorite, Then he gets eliminated cheaply, and you can just tell the crowd turns, they're pissed because they know who is going to end up winning it now. And it wasn't even halfway through.

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2017 02:10 AM (cAnNx)

850 Well, greetings from Great Falls, MT. Wifi here sucks ass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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You're not rubbing the sticks together fast enough.
And try sticking your tongue out while you do it.

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 02:11 AM (rNxNN)

851 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2017 02:08 AM (TnUKj)

Pretty cool that you are saving history.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 30, 2017 02:11 AM (W6Ch1)

852 Once upon a time my late wife and I discussed buying this house. It has since been purchased and partially renovated, I didn't drive by it last time I was home but I'll have to do that next time.


This place was mostly concrete and brick and solid as a rock even though it didn't have a window left in it. It was built as a farmhouse for the local insane asylum, back when work was thought to be a good way to help people heal from mental trauma. As you can see it's huge, it has a full basement and a full attic as well.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2017 02:14 AM (vbvxt)

853 Pretty cool that you are saving history.
Posted by: Willy J.

I'll be history by the time it is finished. Thank you for the kind words.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2017 02:14 AM (TnUKj)

854 >>>I never expect to see a perfect work from an imperfect man.-Alexander Hamilton.

Baby I'm perfect. But my perfect work was marred by this wicked country. They have let me down.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 30, 2017 02:15 AM (rH4JY)

855
"the 'old looking' snapshot is one a man gave me from about 1960."
I assumed that photo was older it looked like a Daguerreotype. Fading must have made it look older.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 30, 2017 02:16 AM (W6Ch1)

856 If I were born at the same time as Einstein, I would have discovered relativity before him. And Brownian motion.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 30, 2017 02:18 AM (rH4JY)

857 Brown movement at least.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2017 02:19 AM (VdICR)

858 you know, in the future, Trump should make a point to unveil his initiatives on weekdays so there is a full staff at the white house and in the newsroom to help disseminate his message.

Bah. Find some younger bureaucrats and news pushers. If they can't keep up with our septuagenarian President, they should be put out to pasture.

"Weekends". "Banker's hours". Hmph. Lightweights.

Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2017 02:19 AM (TXZ1v)

859 857 Brown movement at least.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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C'mon, man - Phrasing.
It's Monday morning, not Saturday night.

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 02:21 AM (rNxNN)

860 Hahaha at the 2015 Rumble when its down to the last 3 guys the crowd was chanting "We want refunds"

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2017 02:23 AM (cAnNx)

861 Good night all. Have to get some sleep sometime.

Thanks for all the kind words.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2017 02:23 AM (TnUKj)

862 If I were born at the same time as Einstein, I would have discovered relativity before him. And Brownian motion.
Posted by: Barack Obama
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I'm sure you would have beat out Gauss also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2017 02:23 AM (NBHj5)

863 I grew up in a house that was built in the1920s in Minnesota. I always thought that was old. But out east it's almost modern.

Posted by: Willy J. at January 30, 2017 02:25 AM (W6Ch1)

864 I suppose I could have actually posted the link...


http://tinyurl.com/jv23brq


It's called Willowdale.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2017 02:31 AM (vbvxt)

865 Re: Jinx's house.

Very cool. Old style brick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2017 02:36 AM (92kX2)

866 And photobucket does odd things to my browser.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2017 02:37 AM (92kX2)

867 Today's fashion. Never design after watching Zardoz on shrooms.
Actually? With bandoleers it just might work.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 30, 2017 02:40 AM (FtrY1)

868 Just popping in to say hi - I'm sitting in a room in the Palliative Care Wing of the local hospital.

Dear friend is on his final journey, and his family can't be here. Promised them to stay with him until he passes over. He is comfortable, and the staff here is great.

Life support was removed at 3:30 this afternoon; he wanted to be here a little while longer, I guess.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 30, 2017 02:45 AM (vFu2B)

869 867 Today's fashion. Never design after watching Zardoz on shrooms.
Actually? With bandoleers it just might work.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 30, 2017 02:40 AM (FtrY1)

Nah, the cuffed knee high boots would still mean you expect the ensemble to be worn my a girl.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2017 02:45 AM (92kX2)

870 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 30, 2017 02:45 AM (vFu2B)

Sorry to hear that. My condolences.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2017 02:46 AM (92kX2)

871 No, but you know what chaps my ass? I had such high hope for The History Channel for just that reason and what do we get? Ancient Aliens and Hunting For Hitler.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 29, 2017 11:00 PM (Nwg0u

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Hear, hear.
How long did it take for History Channel, Learning Channel, Discovery Channel to turn to shit?

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 30, 2017 02:47 AM (aBDYc)

872 Wow. I looked up the Oscar nominees after following a link on Instapundit. What a wasteland.

I know Hacksaw Ridge, but the only reason I know about Moonlight and Manchester by the Sea is because Andrew Klavan mentioned them in his podcast (neither sound like my cup of tea) and I have seen the incessant commercials for La-La Land.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2017 02:49 AM (92kX2)

873 Hear, hear.
How long did it take for History Channel, Learning Channel, Discovery Channel to turn to shit?
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 30, 2017 02:47 AM (aBDYc)

Let's see HC was started in 95, so maybe ten years?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2017 02:50 AM (92kX2)

874 Bandoleersh.

Posted by: Sean Connery at January 30, 2017 02:57 AM (VdICR)

875 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 30, 2017 02:45 AM (vFu2B)

Oh, Teresa. If only everyone in this world would have a friend as loving as you.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 30, 2017 03:02 AM (GzDYP)

876 la la land = racist.

that's the word around town.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 30, 2017 03:11 AM (WTSFk)

877 Has anyone ever figured out *why* WWI happened?

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2017 10:47 PM (qUNWi)


Europe was an interconnected mesh of 'trip wire' treaties. Once two declared, in this case the Austro-Hungarian Empire declaring war on Serbia, the rest followed suit according to who they were allied with (like Germany with the Austro-Hungarian Empire and France with Russia via Russia's protection of the Serbs). It was like one of those sequential controlled explosions, except for the 'controlled' part.

Posted by: RickZ at January 30, 2017 03:12 AM (32Cwc)

878 ... 3 a.m....

... internet...

...secrets...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 30, 2017 03:12 AM (WTSFk)

879 ... shhhhhh....

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 30, 2017 03:12 AM (WTSFk)

880 You're getting sleepy

Posted by: Travel Channel at January 30, 2017 03:16 AM (rQZ1b)

881 "You're getting sleepy "

Sorry, fresh out of rooms.

Tom Bodette out front should have told ya.

Posted by: Motel 6 at January 30, 2017 03:18 AM (d76uN)

882 -Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 30, 2017 02:45 AM (vFu2B)

As we find ourselves in situations where we can show love, our options are clear. While some may take another road, we find time for devotion.

Might all our devotion find its way through Him and grant us the grace to fight through doubt and sadness.

Out of darkness, there it light.

Through grace, our love is joy.

God bless you.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 30, 2017 03:19 AM (6gk0M)

883 The light was on?

Posted by: Travel Channel at January 30, 2017 03:20 AM (rQZ1b)

884 I had affairs with Max Baer & Max Baer Jr. They were the max.

Posted by: Rock Hudson at January 30, 2017 03:21 AM (bc2Lc)

885 876 la la land = racist.

that's the word around town.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 30, 2017 03:11 AM (WTSFk)

Why, exactly? I am guessing that it is because both leads are white and... it seems kind of 50sish in presentation?

Other than that, I got nothing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2017 03:21 AM (92kX2)

886 Two acoustic guitars do a Zelda cover.

https://youtu.be/zXpL_9BIJH8

Games make more money than movies these days, and are a better way for a composer to be widely recognized.

Posted by: Sean Connery at January 30, 2017 03:23 AM (VdICR)

887 the male lead is a musician who wants to save jazz. he's white.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 30, 2017 03:23 AM (WTSFk)

888 I had affairs with Max Baer & Max Baer Jr. They were the max.

What about me?

Posted by: Max Factor at January 30, 2017 03:23 AM (rQZ1b)

889 Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 30, 2017 02:45 AM (vFu2B)

Prayers for Strength and Peace ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at January 30, 2017 03:25 AM (AoK0a)

890 G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 30, 2017 03:25 AM (6gk0M)

891 887 the male lead is a musician who wants to save jazz. he's white.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 30, 2017 03:23 AM (WTSFk)

Ahhhh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2017 03:26 AM (92kX2)

892 Night Slap.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2017 03:26 AM (92kX2)

893 p.s. for the insomniac out there, coming up at 4:00 a.m. on the el rey channel is a neat 80's movie "night of the comet".

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 30, 2017 03:29 AM (WTSFk)

894 Dear friend is on his final journey, and his family can't be here. Promised them to stay with him until he passes over. He is comfortable, and the staff here is great.

Life support was removed at 3:30 this afternoon; he wanted to be here a little while longer, I guess.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 30, 2017 02:45 AM (vFu2B)

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So sorry Teresa. I hope his journey is short and peaceful. Prayers posted for you and dear friend.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 30, 2017 03:29 AM (nkgRA)

895 Night Slappyl

Posted by: Flyboy at January 30, 2017 03:30 AM (nkgRA)

896 John Wick's back story, told by his previous boss

https://youtu.be/k6awH5WTIOI

Michael Nyqvist is one of the character actors that get a lot of work. "That Guy" that only gets noticed by people with a knack for faces above and beyond the type of person he is playing. He is central casting for Russian Authority Figure. But he was also the hobo in Batman Begins and the Danish version of Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

Posted by: Sean Connery at January 30, 2017 03:42 AM (VdICR)

897 AMC is pretty good on most Saturdays showing some old movies or a Clint Eastwood marathon. Well, except for the commercials . . .

Posted by: logprof at January 30, 2017 12:03 AM (GsAUU)


I remember when AMC didn't show commercials during their movies. I had taped 'The Bank Dick' for that very reason.

Posted by: RickZ at January 30, 2017 03:42 AM (32Cwc)

898 https://youtu.be/oTlJnyF3REs

Why Sleep is Important

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2017 04:00 AM (VdICR)

899 I like Trump's immigration move but man-oh-man the execution couldn't be worse, Trump's approval rating is hovering around 35%. That's an all time low for the first week.

Donald would do well by scheduling a talk with Karl Rove.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 30, 2017 04:01 AM (UiDYm)

900 At least I'm working in the same state today
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2017 04:08 AM (0AwCy)

901 Trump's approval rating is hovering around 35%. That's an all time low for the first week.



I don't really think he's concerned with his approval rating, not that it's going to make any difference for a while anyway. He's pissing off the right people so far and he's made some good cabinet picks, so I'm cautiously optimistic.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 30, 2017 04:14 AM (vbvxt)

902 Donald would do well by scheduling a talk with Karl Rove.
Posted by: Bill Wynn


Your opinion, why do you value it above the motivation to take a shit spontaneously?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2017 04:17 AM (DNPz2)

903 Bill would you care to tell us where President Trump is at with Rasmussen? I mean, if you are going to put your stock in polls, you should be honest about it.

Shouldn't you?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 30, 2017 04:20 AM (d76uN)

904 I like Trump's immigration move but man-oh-man the execution couldn't be worse, Trump's approval rating is hovering around 35%. That's an all time low for the first week.

Donald would do well by scheduling a talk with Karl Rove.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 30, 2017 04:01 AM (UiDYm)

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59% and climbing according to Pew, dickhead probable sock.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 30, 2017 04:20 AM (nkgRA)

905 Bill would you care to tell us where President Trump is at with Rasmussen?

Looks like he's already lost Ohio for 2020. Re-election is not looking good.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 30, 2017 04:22 AM (29QcC)

906 59% and climbing according to Pew, dickhead probable sock.
Posted by: Flyboy


Even Allahpullnuts gets bored.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2017 04:23 AM (DNPz2)

907 Even Allahpullnuts gets bored.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2017 04:23 AM (DNPz2)

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Apparently so. Didn't know he was also an insomniac.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 30, 2017 04:25 AM (nkgRA)

908 With a media and their polling I wouldn't trust them to tell me the weather yesterday. They have a war on their hands.

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2017 04:26 AM (0AwCy)

909 You usually can ignore mr wynn because most of the time it is a sock. This time maybe not. At least for (UiDYm).



Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 30, 2017 04:26 AM (d76uN)

910 You usually can ignore mr wynn because most of the time it is a sock. This time maybe not. At least for (UiDYm).

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 30, 2017 04:26 AM (d76uN)

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Understood. See #904.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 30, 2017 04:28 AM (nkgRA)

911 Heh, polls.

Bill you suck at human interaction.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2017 04:30 AM (DNPz2)

912 LI saying reports are we could see a Supreme Court replacement announcement as early as today. That would be awesome, more fat for the fire.

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2017 04:30 AM (0AwCy)

913 Two names being thrown about for the Quebec terrorists. Places of origin seem to be confused. One report has both as syrian refugees, another report has one of the as Moroccan.

One thing about the Mosque though, it has been labeled by salafist i.e. isis and al queda, as "apostate"

So motivation is probably known.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 30, 2017 04:36 AM (d76uN)

914 2 LI saying reports are we could see a Supreme Court replacement announcement as early as today. That would be awesome, more fat for the fire.
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2017 04:30 AM (0AwCy)

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Today or tomorrow. It dependss on how much he judges he needs to keep the Media chasing their tails today.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 30, 2017 04:37 AM (nkgRA)

915 Losing an email addy.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 30, 2017 04:41 AM (nkgRA)

916 AT has a flurry of stories on the muzzy immigration ban ( I know its only certain countries not by religion) but most "Syrian" refugees are from somewhere not named Syria.

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2017 04:46 AM (0AwCy)

917 Yesterday. Canadian PM "welcome refugees"!!!111///!!!

Today. Refugees murder 6 wound 39.


That can't be good optics.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 30, 2017 04:51 AM (d76uN)

918 Today. Refugees murder 6 wound 39.

That can't be good optics.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 30, 2017 04:51 AM
(d76uN)

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This can not be so. It's not who they are.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 30, 2017 04:52 AM (nkgRA)

919 The media will not report it if there was a mass murder spree by immigrants.
Playing with that earth radio link, would be happy just to get the Levin replay I listen to going to work this early.

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2017 04:55 AM (0AwCy)

920 starbucks says it wants to hire 10K refugees. Not one word on how many translators they want to hire or if a triple chocolate mocha latte with a cinnamon twist will now come with a free suicide vest.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 30, 2017 05:00 AM (d76uN)

921 Morning all. Lunch time!!!

Posted by: NativeNH at January 30, 2017 05:01 AM (3Vty6)

922 Or they stop serving people with seeing eye dogs ( Muhammad hated dogs, probably didn't get to have one as a kid)

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2017 05:05 AM (0AwCy)

923 Ouch!

"wasn't a terrorist shooting. Just an accident in the mosque's armory"

Unknown.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 30, 2017 05:08 AM (d76uN)

924 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX
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I can only thank you for your compassion, and pray for you and your loved ones, and specifically your dear friend.
You are a Sainte.

I first 'met' you three years ago (almost to the day).
Whenever I see your name, I smile and think of Joffen.
Peace be with you, Teresa.

Posted by: Chi at January 30, 2017 05:08 AM (rNxNN)

925 This weekend, Trump closed the country's borders to refugees, immigrants, and even documented residents from around the world based on their country of origin. Banning people of a particular faith or creed, race or identity, sexuality or ethnicity, from entering the U.S. is antithetical to both Lyft's and our nation's core values. We stand firmly against these actions, and will not be silent on issues that threaten the values of our community.
_________________________

You see, the best way for us to defend our "values" of inclusiveness, tolerance, and freedom of religion is to demand the unlimited importation of people who despise our values and would happily murder us and set up an Islamic caliphate.

That makes sense . . . right?
_______________________________

We know this directly impacts many of our community members, their families, and friends. We stand with you, and are donating $1,000,000 over the next four years to the ACLU to defend our constitution. We ask that you continue to be there for each other - and together, continue proving the power of community."
________________________________

Of course, the ACLU hasn't actually been interested in defending the constitution for years, and neither have we. When Obama created the list of countries that Trump is now using, we didn't even blink. When Obama instituted a ban on Iraqi immigrants, we just yawned. When Obama refused to allow real victims of religious persecution -- like middle-eastern Christians and Yazidis -- to seek refuge in the U.S., we said "whatever, dude." You see, we have no real "values," other than our desire to signal our faux virtue to our like-minded lefty homies in Hollywood.

Posted by: Lyft at January 30, 2017 05:19 AM (riF5p)

926 >>>Science really can accomplish anything. Using skin on his arm and bionic system of tubes, doctors were able to design a new penis -- one that had the potential to be fully functional.

Finally! News you can use.

Posted by: Chazz Bono at January 30, 2017 05:22 AM (nIGPZ)

927 922 Or they stop serving people with seeing eye dogs ( Muhammad hated dogs, probably didn't get to have one as a kid)
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2017 05:05 AM (0AwCy)

Dogs have a "sixth sense" about people's souls.

Posted by: Subterranean JT at January 30, 2017 05:32 AM (qG0hz)

928 Waiting for the CEO's of Starbucks and Lyft to explain to us dumb plebes how we promote our "shared values" of tolerance, diversity, inclusion, peace, religious freedom, etc., by importing unlimited numbers of people who do not believe in tolerance, diversity, inclusion, peace, or religious freedom.

Stil waiting . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 30, 2017 06:00 AM (riF5p)

929 Waiting for the CEO's of Starbucks and Lyft to explain to us dumb plebes how we promote our "shared values" of tolerance, diversity, inclusion, peace, religious freedom, etc., by importing unlimited numbers of people who do not believe in tolerance, diversity, inclusion, peace, or religious freedom.

Stil waiting . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 30, 2017 06:00 AM (riF5p)


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I copied your message to Lyft publicly on FB, as those cowards have no contact info on their site. Thanks, that was great.

Posted by: Flyboy at January 30, 2017 06:03 AM (nkgRA)

930 Morning all! Let's pray for less bloodshed. I'd hazard a guess that the victims in Quebec were the least likely of their coreligionists to believe in slaughtering for their belief.

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at January 30, 2017 06:05 AM (Eynls)

931 "starbucks says it wants to hire 10K refugees. Not one word on how many translators they want to hire or if a triple chocolate mocha latte with a cinnamon twist will now come with a free suicide vest."

So several thousand citizens will be denied the opportunity to hold gainful employment.

Nice


Oh...G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2017 06:06 AM (J+eG2)

932 Alternate headline: Starbucks lays off ten thousand workers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2017 06:14 AM (p77iU)

933 starbucks says it wants to hire 10K refugees. Not one word on how many
translators they want to hire or if a triple chocolate mocha latte with a
cinnamon twist will now come with a free suicide vest."


That's just great. Now where will our recent Wymyns Studies majors work off their college debt?

Posted by: Bruce at January 30, 2017 06:15 AM (8ikIW)

934 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2017 06:15 AM (u82oZ)

935 This will wake you up, & in a good way. Enjoy.
http://youtu.be/TbzTcFRiEr0

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2017 06:16 AM (u82oZ)

936 My fall yesterday was far less spectacular, got some cuts and bruises.

I did note that the skier said "Thank you" after realizing he was OK.

Posted by: fluffy at January 30, 2017 06:23 AM (jw2Xw)

937 What's this I hear about flying scorpions?

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 30, 2017 06:23 AM (Kz5ms)

938 @924 My gosh, Chi, has it been that long?

Well, Joffen is gonna love Jack! And Jack will make Joffen feel great.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 30, 2017 06:24 AM (vFu2B)

939 Oh, wow.! The "Wall of Shame" is back?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2017 06:35 AM (fDdVG)

940 Bleeding-heart cocksucker Daily Mail report linked in my sock on the mosque-shooting.

BTW, PM Zoolander a.k.a. the Clown Prince didn't describe the murder of the Honour Guard in Ottawa and attempted attack on the House of Commons as a terrorist act.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 30, 2017 06:36 AM (nlbfN)

941 Le NOOD, arriving

Track two.


Stand clear please.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2017 06:36 AM (J+eG2)

942 Cary Grant would have had sex with that boy

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*Climbs into tank*

*starts it up*
Posted by: SMFH at January 29, 2017 10:00 PM (CRotO)

Yes. The big difference between then and now is, the young man would've been dressed sensibly in men's clothes (at least in public) and both he and Cary would've been discreet about it. Not because they were ashamed or afraid, but because back then they still had the quaint notion that privacy was important when it came to sexual matters. Screeching your preferences from the rooftops was vulgar, and not something anyone aspired to, gay or straight. Ah, the good old days!

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 30, 2017 08:23 AM (dargh)

943 good night dear Miley



Lady L., you sound like me

Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2017 01:11 AM (8mO0Q)





Thank you for understanding...

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 01:12 AM (nQ10o)

If I'd had children with Mr D, and a lifetime together, I suspect that he would have been my last. So I get it. But aside from his parents a few miles from here (late 80s), and his kids, with whom I'm friendly but not truly close, there are no attachments. There is no remaining structure, if you get my drift. And no younger generation of offspring from my family (none of us had kids). I need to make my own structure. There's plenty of room in my life for someone new, if the right person makes an appearance.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 08:39 AM (tHwdc)

944 You put it so aptly. Everything since has simply been aftermath.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 30, 2017 01:17 AM (nQ10o)

Well put. Yes.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2017 08:41 AM (tHwdc)

945 Posted by: JuJuBee at January 30, 2017 08:23 AM (dargh)

Just a quibble. Cary Grant was not homosexual, closet or otherwise. He loved women, a little too much even. He would have taken a long look at that guy, made a dry joke at the other man's expense, and turned away.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at January 30, 2017 11:59 AM (RHjCR)

946 Test

Posted by: Flyboy at January 30, 2017 04:09 PM (R3Jti)

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