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...You Might Be A Democrat
If you're more offended that Donald Trump once said the word 'pussy' than BIll Clinton getting blow jobs in the Oval Office by a 21-year old intern...
If you can listen to Madonna, Miley Cyrus, and Lady Gaga complain about how Trump degrades women and not burst out laughing... If you think a person's gender is fluid but sexual preference is permanently fixed... If you're against the death penalty but are OK with abortion... If you think the NY Times is biased in favor of conservatives... If you believe Russians hacked the election, but there's no need to investigate the possibility of voter fraud... If you believe Russians hacked the election, but have no problem with the Clintons making deals to sell American uranium to Russian oligarchs... If you believe shouting down conservative speakers is 'free speech'... If you believe throwing rocks at police officers and breaking windows is 'free speech'... If you believe that the Palestinians are entitled to a homeland, but the Israelis aren't... If you punch someone in the face while you're wearing a "Love Trumps Hate" T-shirt... If you want the government out of your bedroom while demanding free birth control... If you can voice your presidential assassination fantasies in public without fear of consequences... If you demand to be taken seriously while dressed up in a twat costume... ...you might be a Democrat! (h/t Jeff Foxworthy)[Update:] I'll put some of the good contributions here: If you think Lena Dunham is attractive but Melania Trump is not...
(h/t SMFH) if you want to ban tobacco and legalize marijuana
(h/t duncan) ...if you think requiring ID is racist, but thinking blacks are too stupid and incompetent to attain any ID is not.
...if you think dressing up as a ghost and disarming blacks to keep them from voting was done by Republicans
...if you think every man is a rapist, but if he puts on a dress your daughter is perfectly safe with him in a locker room
(h/t Chris Taylor) If you are 100% comfortable taking away crazy peoples' firearms but not their right to vote.
If you still don't know how you get more Trump.
(h/t Moron Robbie) If you think free healthcare is free.
(h/t Sebastian Melmoth) if you believe your right is to have the govt steal from everyone around you to give You neat stuff for free.
(h/t willow) If you believe Islam is a religion of peace, but Christians are intolerant hatey haters.
(h/t Jane D'oh) If you think a college graduate with a BA degree and a major in Women's Studies should receive a starting salary of $100,000 a year
(h/t mrp) If you believe your actual violence is protected free speech but my protected free speech is actual violence.
(h/t Flyboy) If you think THIS TIME you have Trump.
If you think Hillary Clinton winning the popular vote means something.
If you think Hillary Clinton might someday still be president.
If you think the message of the future is Shut The Fuck Up Whitey.
(h/t JackStraw) If you believe that cops are mostly corrupt and violent and racist, but you also believe that they're the only people who should be allowed to have guns...
If you love to gloat about how "dumb" Americans are, while insisting that our public school system is perfect and can't be improved (except by throwing more money at it)...
(h/t Prothonotary Warbler) If you think "piss Christ" is an important artistic achievement, but "piss Mohamed" is a hate crime, you might be a Democrat.
(h/t Dave_in_fla) If you voted for Ted Kennedy every time he ran, but wouldn't vote for Trump because he said pussy, you might just be a Democrat.
(h/t Tammy al-Thor) If you think reading the Bible in school violates the First Amendement but not inviting imams to get school kids to recite the shahada.
(h/t Insomniac) If you think kids can decide what gender they'll be, but won't let them decide what do eat for lunch
(h/t josephistan) Open Thread ...and add your own!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2017 08:07 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2017 08:07 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity woman extraordinary) at January 26, 2017 08:08 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity woman extraordinary) at January 26, 2017 08:09 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 26, 2017 08:09 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 08:10 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: SMFH at January 26, 2017 08:11 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity woman extraordinary) at January 26, 2017 08:09 PM (yTnCT)
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Done.
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2017 08:11 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: duncan at January 26, 2017 08:11 PM (XKLkE)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity woman extraordinary) at January 26, 2017 08:11 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: SMFH at January 26, 2017 08:11 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:12 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: IC at January 26, 2017 08:12 PM (gcme+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 26, 2017 08:12 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 26, 2017 08:12 PM (MCOBY)
Posted by: duncan at January 26, 2017 08:13 PM (XKLkE)
Posted by: Batterup at January 26, 2017 08:13 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 26, 2017 08:13 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2017 08:13 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: IC at January 26, 2017 08:13 PM (gcme+)
Posted by: SMFH at January 26, 2017 08:13 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 08:13 PM (Halhc)
"I may be many things, but at least I'm not the worst thing on earth: a Republican."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:13 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2017 08:13 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Tucker Carlson's Book of Untruths at January 26, 2017 08:14 PM (8xRW9)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 26, 2017 08:14 PM (kqtMD)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 08:14 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: fluffy at January 26, 2017 08:14 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2017 08:14 PM (DNPz2)
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I must be crazy because I always thought you were either male or female and that could be proven with DNA.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:14 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:14 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity woman extraordinary) at January 26, 2017 08:14 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Batterup at January 26, 2017 08:15 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 26, 2017 08:15 PM (EZebt)
You might be a redneck if...
Your grandmother has gotten into a fistfight at a high school basketball game.
You've worn a tube top to a wedding.
Posted by: Mathers at January 26, 2017 08:15 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Tuna at January 26, 2017 08:15 PM (JSovD)
I laugh every. single. time.
I do pity Winona and Naomi though.
Holidays must be hell.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 26, 2017 08:15 PM (Gv7El)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2017 08:15 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Batterup at January 26, 2017 08:13 PM (mtGE/)
Didn't that mean Jew for about 2000 years?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2017 08:15 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 26, 2017 08:16 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2017 08:16 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 08:16 PM (Halhc)
I must be crazy because I always thought you were either male or female and that could be proven with DNA.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:14 PM (qgUJH)
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"I just can't even. You, sir, are worse than Hitler."
-Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course
*aside*
"Hey...Hitler was the Russian guy, right?"
-Same, to her friend with spiky green hair
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:16 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Mathers at January 26, 2017 08:15 PM (3myMJ)
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How about a football jersey?
Posted by: SMFH at January 26, 2017 08:16 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 08:13 PM (Halhc)
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For real.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:16 PM (qgUJH)
President Trump needs a presidential dog!
Or, even better, ...
a presidential Eagle!
that perches on his shoulder...
and pecks out the eyes of idiots when they say stupid things in the White House.
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 26, 2017 08:16 PM (2Glrq)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2017 08:16 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:14 PM (0Veb5)
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If you think carbon taxes will reduce production but think doubling the minimum wage won't effect employment.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:17 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Batterup at January 26, 2017 08:17 PM (mtGE/)
That's my favorite. The Russians totally hacked the election, but voter fraud is just a right-wing conspiracy theory.
Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2017 08:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2017 08:17 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 26, 2017 08:17 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: R. Kipling at January 26, 2017 08:17 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 26, 2017 08:17 PM (Gv7El)
Posted by: Max Power at January 26, 2017 08:17 PM (/5NmO)
You might be insane, too.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at January 26, 2017 08:17 PM (S6Pax)
this list is never ending,,,,,,the hypocrisy never ends
Posted by: duncan at January 26, 2017 08:18 PM (XKLkE)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2017 08:18 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: ShainS at January 26, 2017 08:18 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 26, 2017 08:17 PM (J8/9G)
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*ducks*
Posted by: SMFH at January 26, 2017 08:18 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:17 PM (qgUJH)
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If you think Mitt Romney using legal means to decrease his tax liability is the devil while at the same time using tax software to save every penny from your own.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:18 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 26, 2017 08:18 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2017 08:18 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: R. Kipling at January 26, 2017 08:17 PM (JBggj)
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You might not be a redneck ...
Posted by: ShainS at January 26, 2017 08:19 PM (mt8X9)
After whatever reduction occurs at the EPA -- and hopefully it is 100% -- immediately announce that its HQ is moving to the banks of the river in Colorado that their negligence trashed a year or two ago and mandate that their potable water supplyvwill be drawn from that river.
Perhaps if they have a personal stake in the outcome of their incompetence they might take a little more care to see that they actually pay attention to what they're doing.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 26, 2017 08:19 PM (G03UX)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 26, 2017 08:19 PM (Gv7El)
You might be a Democrat. Yup.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at January 26, 2017 08:19 PM (S6Pax)
-Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course
*aside*
"Hey...Hitler was the Russian guy, right?"
-Same, to her friend with spiky green hair
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:16 PM (0Veb5)
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People like that are why you should need a license to bring up Hitler in a conversation.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:19 PM (qgUJH)
Doesn't matter which.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:19 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:14 PM (qgUJH)
How regressive. Haven't you heard? Gender is a social construct.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 26, 2017 08:19 PM (MCOBY)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 08:20 PM (Halhc)
Posted by: SMFH at January 26, 2017 08:20 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2017 08:20 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Mathers at January 26, 2017 08:21 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 08:21 PM (Halhc)
Posted by: Max Power at January 26, 2017 08:21 PM (/5NmO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:18 PM (0Veb5)
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Taking your $2000 tax return when you only 'paid' $500 in taxes that year.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:21 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 26, 2017 08:21 PM (Gv7El)
If you demand government stay out of your bedroom but your heartily endorse each and every private parts waving "gender" demanding everyone's unconditional acceptance...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 26, 2017 08:22 PM (G03UX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:22 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 26, 2017 08:19 PM (MCOBY)
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YOU'RE A SOCIAL CONTRACT!!!1
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:22 PM (qgUJH)
...if you think Executive Orders are great until a Republican takes office.
...if you think requiring ID is racist, but thinking blacks are too stupid and incompetent to attain any ID is not.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:22 PM (39g3+)
No, he needs a damn sneaky cat that will sink is claws into any reporter thinks he's smarter than the president
Posted by: Tuna at January 26, 2017 08:22 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2017 08:16 PM (qJhUV)
If you are a rich person who says taxes should be higher, but you pay an Accountant to make sure you pay as little as possible in taxes...
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at January 26, 2017 08:22 PM (a3sfz)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 26, 2017 08:23 PM (Gv7El)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:22 PM (39g3+)
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If you think blacks can't get into college without aid from government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:23 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 26, 2017 08:23 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2017 08:23 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at January 26, 2017 08:23 PM (5zfq1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 26, 2017 08:23 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:23 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 08:23 PM (Halhc)
Still wondering what the political angle there was supposed to be. Was menstruation imposed by Eisenhower after the war, or something like that?
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 26, 2017 08:23 PM (4bKiB)
Posted by: duncan at January 26, 2017 08:24 PM (XKLkE)
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 26, 2017 08:24 PM (2Glrq)
Posted by: BrianINNC at January 26, 2017 08:24 PM (+Y0h2)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 26, 2017 08:24 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2017 08:24 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Tami at January 26, 2017 08:24 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 26, 2017 08:24 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2017 08:24 PM (aMlLZ)
If you believe the above, but never question why Democrats love FDR while Republicans hate him, and Republicans love Coolidge but Democrats hate him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:24 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 26, 2017 08:24 PM (2Glrq)
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A Rottweiler.
Posted by: SMFH at January 26, 2017 08:24 PM (CRotO)
Ha ha!
We have a couple here that could fit the bill.
Posted by: fluffy at January 26, 2017 08:25 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 08:25 PM (Halhc)
Posted by: BuddyPC at January 26, 2017 08:25 PM (N/A90)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:25 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 26, 2017 08:25 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Old Hag Madonna at January 26, 2017 08:26 PM (QVQ/e)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2017 08:26 PM (NBHj5)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 08:26 PM (Halhc)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 26, 2017 08:26 PM (Om16U)
because responsible women.
grown ups.
a progressive woman if you scream about it not being anybodies business whats under our skirts while wearing vagina suits.
believe you are held down in the western world while closing your eyes to actual woman being considered insignificant humanity in many countries across the world.
which includes actual stoning, killings for being raped, being considered property. and SUPPORTING religions that actually do this to their wives, mothers and daughters!
Posted by: willow at January 26, 2017 08:26 PM (R7cwD)
Not for anything, men shit their pants all the time.
It's not foreign to men have crap coming out of orifices in their bodies, is what I'm saying. But Leftists know this, of course.
This whole women bleeding thing is Leftist Bullshit that they don't even believe.
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 26, 2017 08:26 PM (2Glrq)
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at January 26, 2017 08:26 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:26 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: lindafell no longer in de spair at January 26, 2017 08:26 PM (JNDQi)
If you think life in Cuba is better than the US
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 26, 2017 08:27 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2017 08:27 PM (NBHj5)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 26, 2017 08:27 PM (Gv7El)
Posted by: fluffy at January 26, 2017 08:27 PM (jw2Xw)
Should we save this for the next Pet Threat?
What Kind Of Dog Should President Trump Get?
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 26, 2017 08:24 PM (2Glrq)
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One that can at least intimidate squirrels.
Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2017 08:27 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:27 PM (0Veb5)
Democratic carbon dioxide is sweet smelling and makes plants grow.
Republican carbon dioxide is stinky and makes ocean levels rise.
There is no such thing as Chinese carbon dioxide.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 26, 2017 08:27 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 26, 2017 08:27 PM (gdnq1)
Here's SGAmmo selling below cost.
http://bit.ly/2kyMXUP
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2017 08:27 PM (dpH/N)
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 26, 2017 08:16 PM (2Glrq)
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MY EYES, MY EYES ... WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY EYES?!?!?
Posted by: Jonathan Karl at January 26, 2017 08:28 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:28 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 08:28 PM (Halhc)
Posted by: Tami at January 26, 2017 08:28 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 26, 2017 08:28 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 08:28 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:28 PM (qgUJH)
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If you think the Great Society had any good effects.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:28 PM (0Veb5)
otherwise an old flowing document to be ignored
Posted by: willow at January 26, 2017 08:28 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 26, 2017 08:27 PM (gdnq1)
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How about GI Joe dolls and Tonka trucks for both?
Posted by: SMFH at January 26, 2017 08:29 PM (CRotO)
If you think that Islam is a religion of peace and tolerance
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 26, 2017 08:29 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2017 08:29 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Tuna at January 26, 2017 08:29 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 26, 2017 08:24 PM ====
The idea that race is destiny is one of the founding principles of National Socialism, and as you point out eloquently, the Democratic Party too.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 26, 2017 08:29 PM (EZebt)
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Honey badger
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 26, 2017 08:26 PM (Om16U)
A Rhodesian Ridgeback...good for keeping lions and people at bay.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 26, 2017 08:29 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 08:28 PM (0mRoj)
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"I so do know! It's greedy capitalists!"
-Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:29 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Orson at January 26, 2017 08:29 PM (+Erj2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2017 08:29 PM (NBHj5)
Can help with the first. Even Big Dumb Dan is smarter than most White House correspondents.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 26, 2017 08:30 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: iwuzhere at January 26, 2017 08:30 PM (GRNzr)
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 26, 2017 08:24 PM (2Glrq)
He should get a wolf. A white one. With a bad attitude.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2017 08:30 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2017 08:30 PM (NBHj5)
Hoo-boy, that one hits a little bit close to home.
My formerly-normal sister had her four-year-old son wearing an Elsa dress over Christmas. Because gender-specific clothing is... [at which point in her story everybody tuned out to start giving each other significant glances].
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 26, 2017 08:30 PM (4bKiB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:28 PM (0Veb5)
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It directly destroyed the progress of minorities in this country.
Johnson can eat every bit of my shit in hell.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:30 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 26, 2017 08:30 PM (Gv7El)
Posted by: mrp at January 26, 2017 08:31 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Flyboy at January 26, 2017 08:31 PM (UHquB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2017 08:31 PM (NBHj5)
Posted by: squeakywheel at January 26, 2017 08:31 PM (fce+O)
You're in Texas, correct?
Posted by: lindafell no longer in de spair at January 26, 2017 08:31 PM (JNDQi)
Johnson can eat every bit of my shit in hell.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:30 PM (qgUJH)
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Well, to be honest, helping blacks wasn't his goal. Getting them to vote Democrat was.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:31 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 26, 2017 08:31 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2017 08:32 PM (NBHj5)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 08:32 PM (Halhc)
Posted by: willow at January 26, 2017 08:32 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 26, 2017 08:32 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2017 08:32 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 26, 2017 08:32 PM (J8/9G)
Should we save this for the next Pet Threat?
What Kind Of Dog Should President Trump Get?
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 26, 2017 08:24 PM (2Glrq)
I think he should get a bear.
Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2017 08:32 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 08:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 26, 2017 08:32 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: Old Hag Madonna at January 26, 2017 08:32 PM (QVQ/e)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 26, 2017 08:33 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Dave_in_fla at January 26, 2017 08:33 PM (wfDW1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 26, 2017 08:33 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:33 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 26, 2017 08:32 PM (fVubI)
Or, if you think razors are only for men....
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 26, 2017 08:33 PM (gdnq1)
If you made the Cover Girl commercial with the queer guy wearing makeup and the Muzzie in the head garb and call it equality
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 26, 2017 08:33 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: iwuzhere at January 26, 2017 08:33 PM (GRNzr)
Posted by: Voter dude at January 26, 2017 08:33 PM (UMBaD)
Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2017 08:32 PM (sdi6R)
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I agree.
Posted by: Zombie Teddy Roosevelt at January 26, 2017 08:33 PM (CRotO)
If you claim that you are "woke" in the presence of your acquaintences and no one jams a fist into your face...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 26, 2017 08:33 PM (G03UX)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 26, 2017 08:34 PM (IDPbH)
In case you missed it I'm sorry, NDH. It was the mid-morning Art Thread not the EMT where the Chili's franchisee thing was discussed.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2017 08:34 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: Tuna at January 26, 2017 08:34 PM (JSovD)
If you believe that cops are mostly corrupt and violent and racist, but you also believe that they're the only people who should be allowed to have guns...
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 26, 2017 08:34 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 26, 2017 08:34 PM (Gv7El)
Do you breed, show, and handle your own dogs?
Posted by: lindafell no longer in de spair at January 26, 2017 08:34 PM (JNDQi)
Tami, that goldendoodle is interesting. It looks like a shammy (chamois) cloth.
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 26, 2017 08:34 PM (2Glrq)
He should go to the humane society shelter and pick out the saddest looking mutt they have. Just rescue a dog that may be condemned and not worry about breeding.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity woman extraordinary) at January 26, 2017 08:34 PM (yTnCT)
If you believe oil is bad and Tweet about it on your phone.
Posted by: all doubt removed at January 26, 2017 08:34 PM (Z+wR7)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2017 08:34 PM (/tuJf)
Its just idiotic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 26, 2017 08:34 PM (J8/9G)
And I could totally picture him swatting the hell out of it for jumping on the Resolute desk.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 26, 2017 08:34 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: josephistan at January 26, 2017 08:35 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 26, 2017 08:24 PM (2Glrq)
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You're way behind the curve, son ...
A MAD DOG!
Posted by: General Mattis at January 26, 2017 08:35 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: iwuzhere at January 26, 2017 08:35 PM (GRNzr)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 26, 2017 08:35 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 26, 2017 08:35 PM (2Glrq)
Posted by: J. Random Dude at January 26, 2017 08:35 PM (C9lNt)
when in minority party you are terrified of the govt but when in majority you Yugely increase govts power.
Posted by: willow at January 26, 2017 08:35 PM (R7cwD)
(And is gorgeous, of course.)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 08:35 PM (Halhc)
Bravo.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2017 08:36 PM (dpH/N)
A chapter in Christopher Hitchens' book NO ONE LEFT TO LIE TO is titled IS THERE A RAPIST IN THE OVAL OFFICE?
He concludes the chapter on Juanita Broaddrick's and other women's allegations of rape this way:
"What are the chances that three socially and personally respectable women, all three of them political supporters of Mr. Clinton and none of them known to each other, would confect or invent almost identical experience which they did not desire to make public. And how possible would it be for a network of anti-Clinton rumor-mongers to create, let alone ventilate, such a coincidence? The odds that any of these ladies is lying seem to me to approach zero; their reasons for reticence are all perfectly intelligible."
Posted by: hepcat at January 26, 2017 08:36 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 26, 2017 08:36 PM (MCOBY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:31 PM (0Veb5)
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"I'll have this N***ers voting Democrat for 200 years." - Lyndon Johnson
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:36 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 26, 2017 08:36 PM (Gv7El)
If you believe that our system of government is a democracy and not a democratic republic...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 26, 2017 08:36 PM (G03UX)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 26, 2017 08:36 PM (w+Jhj)
Trump: "I'm talking to the Prime Minister tomorrow, going to be talking about trade. I don't have a Commerce Secretary, he hasn't been confirmed. So I'll have to do it myself."
Laughter from the Republican congresscritters in Philadelphia.
Democrats, if they knew what was good for them, would be going "Oh, shit!"
Posted by: filbert at January 26, 2017 08:36 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBURGER at January 26, 2017 08:36 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:33 PM (39g3+)
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THIS IS EXACTLY PERFECT.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:36 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 08:36 PM (Halhc)
Posted by: wilbeforce at January 26, 2017 08:36 PM (9CvIS)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 26, 2017 08:37 PM (gdnq1)
Posted by: Dave_in_fla at January 26, 2017 08:37 PM (wfDW1)
A big orange Tabby of course.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 26, 2017 08:34 PM (IDPbH)
Nah, a cat the same color as his hair, whatever that color is.
He should hold it in his lap and stroke it during his speeches.
Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2017 08:37 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2017 08:37 PM (dpH/N)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at January 26, 2017 08:23 PM (5zfq1)
If you don't know anyone with a truck or a gun you might be a democrat
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 26, 2017 08:37 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:37 PM (qgUJH)
He should get a wolf. A white one.
A game of thrones dire-wolf?
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 26, 2017 08:35 PM (2Glrq)
A dragon or three. He is our Khaleesi- a blond coming from the East to smash the ruling Houses
Posted by: josephistan at January 26, 2017 08:37 PM (7qAYi)
If President Trump rescued a mutt from the shelter instead of getting a special pedigree pup, the Left would freak out because his real approval ratings will go up.
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 26, 2017 08:37 PM (2Glrq)
Posted by: Old Hag Hillary at January 26, 2017 08:37 PM (QVQ/e)
If your think the opinions of irrelevant and has-been Hollywood actors are the most persuasive utterances, ever...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 26, 2017 08:38 PM (G03UX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:38 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 26, 2017 08:38 PM (kqtMD)
True story: my son went to DC a couple years ago on his middle school class trip and he picked up an Obama coffee cup for me. Thought it was hilarious... it was, actually....
I've never used it. It sat right next to my GWB "miss me yet?" mug (which I DID use) for the longest time until we recently cleaned out that cabinet.
Good times .....
Posted by: Shred21 at January 26, 2017 08:38 PM (nOsY0)
Posted by: Tuna at January 26, 2017 08:38 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 08:38 PM (qUNWi)
No. Her Majesty breeds, shows and handles our dogs and judges other dogs. I just do the heavy lifting and moving.
When I achieve great wealth, I will raise a monument to the Tomb of the Unknown Dog Show Husband. Except that "Unknown Dog Show Husband" is a redundant term.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 26, 2017 08:38 PM (J8/9G)
btw, in case you didn't hear, President Trump's approval ratings are even lower than last week!
A new fake poll from quinnipiac shows a four-point drop of Approvals for Mr Trump to 36%.
My ass.
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 26, 2017 08:39 PM (2Glrq)
Posted by: E.T. at January 26, 2017 08:39 PM (9n0dl)
If you think that a Democrat President freed the slaves.
If you think that Islamic honor killings don't happen in the US.
If you think that Muslims in the US won't murder gays.
If you think that Islam is a religion of peace.
If you think that Trump is more dangerous than a nuclear Iran.
Posted by: shibumi, frequent Warrior Princess and kitty cat staff at January 26, 2017 08:39 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 26, 2017 08:39 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: josephistan at January 26, 2017 08:39 PM (7qAYi)
If you fucking love Science! ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 26, 2017 08:39 PM (G03UX)
Posted by: Afroman at January 26, 2017 08:40 PM (or/z8)
My ass.
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 26, 2017 08:39 PM (2Glrq)
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If you believe polls, you're a dumbass.
Posted by: Zombie Teddy Roosevelt at January 26, 2017 08:40 PM (CRotO)
btw, in case you didn't hear, President Trump's approval ratings are even lower than last week!
A new fake poll from quinnipiac shows a four-point drop of Approvals for Mr Trump to 36%.
My ass.
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 26, 2017 08:39 PM (2Glrq)
Did the internals say they polled EPA and State Department workers?
Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2017 08:40 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:40 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: cookasia at January 26, 2017 08:40 PM (mm6Zt)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 08:40 PM (Halhc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 26, 2017 08:40 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: shibumi, frequent Warrior Princess and kitty cat staff at January 26, 2017 08:40 PM (J5mC3)
(also, NPR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2017 08:41 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 08:41 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 26, 2017 08:41 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2017 08:41 PM (qJhUV)
My ass.
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 26, 2017 08:39 PM (2Glrq)
Looks like a short night for Trump. Best pack it in, folks.
Posted by: josephistan at January 26, 2017 08:41 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 26, 2017 08:41 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: iwuzhere at January 26, 2017 08:41 PM (GRNzr)
Posted by: shibumi, frequent Warrior Princess and kitty cat staff at January 26, 2017 08:41 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Soothsayer GT with Electronic Fuel Injection at January 26, 2017 08:41 PM (2Glrq)
Posted by: JTB at January 26, 2017 08:41 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 26, 2017 08:42 PM (wD9H7)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 26, 2017 08:42 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2017 08:42 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:42 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 26, 2017 08:41 PM (hJrjt)
but hated the cool kids in school...
Posted by: josephistan at January 26, 2017 08:42 PM (7qAYi)
Haha!! Like "Best In Show" but in real life....
I tried to breed and show Cavaliers before they were AKC recognized and only had the breed club, ~~20 years ago. Yeah, not for me. I have a Dandie now because...no shedding.
Posted by: lindafell no longer in de spair at January 26, 2017 08:42 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: shibumi, frequent Warrior Princess and kitty cat staff at January 26, 2017 08:43 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: SMFH at January 26, 2017 08:43 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 26, 2017 08:43 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 08:43 PM (qUNWi)
I was pretty left wing in the 80s, in my youth. Terrified of Ronald Reagan. Listened to NPR every night. She was a foreign correspondent of some kind on there, and I still couldn't stand her.
It was obvious she HATED America and all Americans.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 26, 2017 08:44 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 26, 2017 08:44 PM (Gv7El)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:44 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Shred21 at January 26, 2017 08:44 PM (nOsY0)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 08:44 PM (0mRoj)
seriously I was told that today by a Democrat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: josephistan at January 26, 2017 08:45 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 08:45 PM (Halhc)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 26, 2017 08:46 PM (e8kgV)
surprise, surprise, someone understands math.
Posted by: shibumi, frequent Warrior Princess and kitty cat staff at January 26, 2017 08:46 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: iwuzhere at January 26, 2017 08:46 PM (GRNzr)
Posted by: ShainS at January 26, 2017 08:46 PM (mt8X9)
Fetch America's greatness, Goldie! Go get it! Bring it back!
GOOD DOG!
Posted by: filbert at January 26, 2017 08:46 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 26, 2017 08:46 PM (IDPbH)
seriously I was told that today by a Democrat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:45 PM (39g3+)
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"God, you must love Citizen's United and Heller, then."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:46 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: SMFH at January 26, 2017 08:46 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: fluffy at January 26, 2017 08:14 PM (jw2Xw)
Her last Corgi passed in October.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 26, 2017 08:47 PM (dKiJG)
I was pretty left wing in the 80s, in my youth. Terrified of Ronald Reagan. Listened to NPR every night. She was a foreign correspondent of some kind on there, and I still couldn't stand her.
It was obvious she HATED America and all Americans.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:43 PM (39g3+)
I do remember a milblogger back in the early 2000s saying he met her in Iraq, and that she was more attractive in person than on TV. Of course, that was nearly 15 years ago.
Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2017 08:47 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Blake at January 26, 2017 08:47 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: SMFH at January 26, 2017 08:47 PM (CRotO)
If you think Michelle Obama is one of the most beautiful women in the world
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 26, 2017 08:47 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 26, 2017 08:47 PM (IDPbH)
You might be a redneck if...
Your grandmother has gotten into a fistfight at a high school basketball game.
You've worn a tube top to a wedding.
Posted by: Mathers
It's the bride's day, she can wear whatever she wants.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 26, 2017 08:47 PM (iWW0H)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 26, 2017 08:47 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: iwuzhere at January 26, 2017 08:48 PM (GRNzr)
Clintonworld has mounted a huge effort to retcon Billy Jeff's stance on the Defense Of Marriage Act. All previous statements and discussions have been stuffed down the memory hole.
Why, say the Clintons and their flunkies now, he was *hugely* reluctant to sign DOMA, and only did so because his hand had been cruelly forced by Congressional pressure, and it never reflected his true thinking on the issue of gay marriage, and he was deeply ashamed and began to work at once to undo the damage.
Hitch points out in the above book that this is all a smoking sack of shit. Completely unsupported by the facts.
Hitch further observes that the '96 Clinton campaign bought a huge amount of radio and TV airtime in (cough) "selected media markets" (cough) so that Billy Jeff could talk up his signing of DOMA to subsets of the Democratic audience who liked the concept, such as the black churches.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 26, 2017 08:48 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 26, 2017 08:48 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Max Power at January 26, 2017 08:48 PM (/5NmO)
If you think that the Koch Brothers are the worst thing ever but George Soros is great
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 26, 2017 08:48 PM (auHtY)
If you think Hillary Clinton might someday still be president.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2017 08:48 PM (/tuJf)
(someone here mentioned they were told this by an idiot).
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2017 08:48 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: J. Random Dude at January 26, 2017 08:48 PM (C9lNt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: josephistan at January 26, 2017 08:48 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Blake at January 26, 2017 08:49 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: ShainS at January 26, 2017 08:49 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2017 08:49 PM (qJhUV)
205 You intentionally try to knit hats that look like female genitalia to wear when you meet with fellow like-minded pussy-hatters immediately after trying hard to slut-shame a professional model who posed topless years ago simply because she disagrees with you politically.
(And is gorgeous, of course.)
Sorry, most of those knitted hats made them look like badly shorn pedo bears with severe sunburn.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 26, 2017 08:49 PM (G03UX)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 08:49 PM (Halhc)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 26, 2017 08:48 PM (J8/9G)
FTFY
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 26, 2017 08:50 PM (QjZlN)
Posted by: mrp at January 26, 2017 08:50 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: runner at January 26, 2017 08:50 PM (c6/9Q)
(someone here mentioned they were told this by an idiot).
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2017 08:48 PM (4ErVI)
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Twas me. I laughed. In their Twitter faces.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:50 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 26, 2017 08:50 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2017 08:50 PM (qJhUV)
"The bear is loose!!1!"
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 26, 2017 08:34 PM (J8/9G)
Yup....A bear would fit perfectly. I vote for a bear. Black, brown or Rosie?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 26, 2017 08:50 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 26, 2017 08:51 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: ShainS at January 26, 2017 08:51 PM (mt8X9)
If you think Hillary Clinton might someday still be president.
This thread has just jumped the shark.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 26, 2017 08:51 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 08:51 PM (Halhc)
I LOVE the Horde :-D
Posted by: NC Ref at January 26, 2017 08:51 PM (SpeiC)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 26, 2017 08:52 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 26, 2017 08:52 PM (4bKiB)
Posted by: Mathers
It's the bride's day, she can wear whatever she wants.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn
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Right, and her obese mother too.
Posted by: PE Flaming Trump Skull at January 26, 2017 08:52 PM (QVQ/e)
Posted by: Max Power at January 26, 2017 08:52 PM (/5NmO)
Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers! at January 26, 2017 08:52 PM (oBJsb)
Posted by: Molly's Mom at January 26, 2017 08:53 PM (EwGtF)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 26, 2017 08:53 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 08:45 PM (Halhc)
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Hahahahaha.... absurd but true.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:53 PM (qgUJH)
So I finally searched for "Heavy Breathing" on YouTube. That is the name of a band that has played shows at Comet Ping Pong. Here is one of their videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo_euND7Acs
It's probably SFW since there is no profanity or nudity, but holy shit that is creepy as fuck.
It would be par for the course in a trendy avant-garde hipster nightclub, but in a "family restaurant"???
Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2017 08:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:53 PM (qgUJH)
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Well, to be fair, I saw Bruce Willis do it in a movie once.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:53 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Moby Dick at January 26, 2017 08:54 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2017 08:54 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: M.O. at January 26, 2017 08:54 PM (ptvK6)
Posted by: ShainS at January 26, 2017 08:54 PM (mt8X9)
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That was my first choice.
However, a big orange Tom cat would be nice too.
Posted by: shibumi, frequent Warrior Princess and kitty cat staff at January 26, 2017 08:54 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 26, 2017 08:54 PM (U0lQa)
If you think Sashay and Malaria were rightly off limits to press jibes, but it is totes okay for them to go after Barron Trump...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 26, 2017 08:54 PM (G03UX)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 08:49 PM (Halhc)
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If you think that TRANSsexuals are more than 0.1% of the population.
(I doubt it is even that high).
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:55 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at January 26, 2017 08:55 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 26, 2017 08:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:55 PM (39g3+)
From the future:
Why did they get so upset about President Trump talking about grabbing his pet cat named pussy?
Posted by: PE Flaming Trump Skull at January 26, 2017 08:55 PM (QVQ/e)
Posted by: runner at January 26, 2017 08:55 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:53 PM (0Veb5)
I also saw Christopher Reeve fly.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:55 PM (qgUJH)
Doesn't matter which.
As a health care providor.....THANNK YOU!!!!
Posted by: Mr Obvious at January 26, 2017 08:55 PM (5prN7)
Posted by: mrp at January 26, 2017 08:55 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 26, 2017 08:56 PM (Gv7El)
It's only permanently fixed if you're gay. If you're not gay, then you are pre-gay.
Posted by: Sally Kohn at January 26, 2017 08:56 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 26, 2017 08:56 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: runner at January 26, 2017 08:56 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2017 08:53 PM (sdi6R)
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There is another video out there from Comet Ping Pong that features some sort of tranny stand up act. It too is creepy and definitely not "kid friendly."
Posted by: Blake at January 26, 2017 08:57 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 26, 2017 08:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:57 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 26, 2017 08:57 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: josephistan at January 26, 2017 08:57 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: logprof at January 26, 2017 08:57 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 26, 2017 08:58 PM (Gv7El)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2017 08:58 PM (/tuJf)
*This happened a lot in the 1980s on the national news. I mostly remember it on NBC where Brokaw would do a story about waste and then the next story would be what's government going to do about this problem? That was an early shove getting me moving to the right.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2017 08:58 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: runner at January 26, 2017 08:56 PM (c6/9Q)
But the climate should never change...
Posted by: josephistan at January 26, 2017 08:58 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Pump Shotgun at January 26, 2017 08:58 PM (cOHS7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 26, 2017 08:57 PM (oVJmc)
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If you hate Trump's possible sexual predation but completely ignore the former child stars who say they were whored out by some of the most powerful people in your industry.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:58 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:59 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 08:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 26, 2017 09:00 PM (Gv7El)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 26, 2017 09:00 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:59 PM (qgUJH)
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If you think National Socialism is part and parcel with Libertarianism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 09:00 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 26, 2017 09:00 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: logprof at January 26, 2017 09:00 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 26, 2017 09:00 PM (U0lQa)
With the mane carefully arranged on top.
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 26, 2017 09:00 PM (gTQoY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 08:58 PM (0Veb5)
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When I tell people about that they universally drop their jaws. I'm like, "Yeah, the Coreys were passed around like party favors, according to several reports."
Yeah. Hollywood is the worst.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:00 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: DOG at January 26, 2017 09:00 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 26, 2017 09:01 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 09:00 PM (0Veb5)
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Huuuwhaaa????
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:02 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 26, 2017 09:02 PM (Gv7El)
Posted by: mnw at January 26, 2017 09:02 PM (5gT6u)
Yeah. Hollywood is the worst.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:00 PM (qgUJH)
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"I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you said. J-Law looked just so great in her dress! And she said things the reaffirmed my worldview! I'm a strong and independent thinker!"
-Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 09:03 PM (0Veb5)
If you hate Christian morality and teachings, but excoriate and chide Christians if they violate any of said teachings, you might be a Democrat.
If you believe you have morale authority, while you masturbate to hentai whilst eagerly waiting for that new Kenneth Anger film you ordered, you might be a Democrat.
Posted by: Anon at January 26, 2017 09:03 PM (C9fPz)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2017 09:03 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 09:00 PM (0Veb5)
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Huuuwhaaa????
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:02 PM (qgUJH)
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I once had an old American hippie in Italy call me a Nazi because I said that I wanted the government to do 2 things: national defense and roads.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 09:03 PM (0Veb5)
My night is ruined.
I blame you , 3.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3
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Tucker Carlson is dead?
Posted by: Marshall Tucker at January 26, 2017 09:04 PM (7FzSq)
If you get your news from late night "comedians" or the Daily Show
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 26, 2017 09:04 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 26, 2017 09:04 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: logprof at January 26, 2017 09:04 PM (GsAUU)
What is WRONG with these people?
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 08:57 PM (qgUJH)
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It's rather sobering and scary to realize that half your country is seriously mentally ill (actively, whether willful or not, evades reality) ...
Posted by: ShainS at January 26, 2017 09:04 PM (mt8X9)
If you are biologically a male but you sit to pee...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 26, 2017 09:04 PM (G03UX)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 26, 2017 09:05 PM (4bKiB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 09:05 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 09:03 PM (0Veb5)
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I was in a Brit expat's pub in Portugal last year and I was wearing a "Zion National Park" hat. The guys was like, "You one of those zionists?"
I left.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:05 PM (qgUJH)
If you do not approve of guns but do threaten to shoot people...
If you have ever said "male" instead of "man", "problematic " instead of "stupid", or "person of color" instead of "that guy"...
If you have never defended a helpless woman by have demanded more strong females...
If you love others via profanity...
If your economic plans involve men with guns, but your national defense plans involve bureaucrats with pens...
If you have ever called someone "anti-science" because they believe in chromosomes, hormones, or the heating power of the sun...
You are a Democrat.
And may God have mercy on your soul.
Posted by: Dr No at January 26, 2017 09:06 PM (IVS67)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 26, 2017 09:06 PM (rH4JY)
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you mean to tell us that it wasn't an awesome life affirming enlightening and liberating experience?
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 26, 2017 09:06 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Marshall Tucker at January 26, 2017 09:04 PM (7FzSq)
He will be missed.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2017 09:06 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: mikeski at January 26, 2017 09:06 PM (TXZ1v)
Posted by: mnw at January 26, 2017 09:06 PM (5gT6u)
Yeah. Hollywood is the worst.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:00 PM (qgUJH)
The Rumor is that it was David Geffen and he would sue them into nonexistent.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 26, 2017 09:06 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:06 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: mrp at January 26, 2017 09:06 PM (JBggj)
If you think Amy Schumer is cute, original and funny...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 26, 2017 09:07 PM (G03UX)
If you're angry at all the Confederate monuments, but think the Vietnam Memorial is holy ground...
Posted by: Gork at January 26, 2017 09:07 PM (9JDsW)
I left.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:05 PM (qgUJH)
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I worked with that hippie, and being young, dumb, and unfamiliar with anything regarding my ideology at the time other than talking points, I backed down.
It's one of those moments, like the Jerk Store, that I desperately want back.
I'd stare at him, laugh, and ask, "Are you an idiot?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 09:07 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2017 09:07 PM (lJXY3)
seriously mentally ill (actively, whether willful or not, evades
reality) ...
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I realize that there are seriously mental ill people.
There are also people who claim mental illness in order to excuse their aberrant behavior and to manipulate the gullible.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 26, 2017 09:07 PM (Gv7El)
Posted by: logprof at January 26, 2017 09:08 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Billy at January 26, 2017 09:08 PM (TdKpj)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2017 09:08 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 26, 2017 09:06 PM (dKiJG)
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Well, one is dead and the other insane, so, bang up job, Hollywood!
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:08 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at January 26, 2017 09:08 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: PE Flaming Trump Skull at January 26, 2017 09:08 PM (QVQ/e)
...You think Hollywood is full of experts on politics and policy.
... You complain about lack of free birth control while remaining silent about women raped, beaten, bought, sold, and killed as Muslim sex slaves.
You claim the science is settled on AGW while ignoring decades of psychiatric science on gender identity disorder.
Posted by: Sippin_bourbon at January 26, 2017 09:08 PM (5Z34V)
There are also people who claim mental illness in order to excuse their aberrant behavior and to manipulate the gullible.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 26, 2017 09:07 PM (Gv7El)
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My female boss at Burger King in college used her hormones to justify her regularly shitty behavior.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 09:08 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 26, 2017 09:09 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:09 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: FireHorse at January 26, 2017 09:09 PM (baz6p)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at January 26, 2017 09:09 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 26, 2017 09:09 PM (0OG8D)
I'd stare at him, laugh, and ask, "Are you an idiot?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 09:07 PM (0Veb5)
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I was in the guy's bar in another country on VACATION so I just decided to let it drop.
But it verified my general opinion of Europeans vis a vis Jews.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:10 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: logprof at January 26, 2017 09:10 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: mnw at January 26, 2017 09:10 PM (5gT6u)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 26, 2017 09:10 PM (rH4JY)
396 I was in a Brit expat's pub in Portugal last year and I was wearing a "Zion National Park" hat. The guys was like, "You one of those zionists?"
I left.
You should have said, "Yes, I am. I especially enjoyed their "Dunk the Pali" skill game -- their allergic to bathing you know!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 26, 2017 09:10 PM (G03UX)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:10 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 26, 2017 09:11 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Carlson Blocker at January 26, 2017 09:11 PM (7FzSq)
Posted by: ShainS at January 26, 2017 09:11 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Gork at January 26, 2017 09:07 PM (9JDsW)
Uh, what's wrong with the Vietnam Veteran's Memorial?
Posted by: josephistan at January 26, 2017 09:11 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at January 26, 2017 09:11 PM (Tyii7)
But it verified my general opinion of Europeans vis a vis Jews.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:10 PM (qgUJH)
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Yeah, that's just an uncomfortable situation.
Maybe you should have sued him (...you may be a Democrat), because Lord knows that there couldn't have possibly been another place nearby that could have served you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 09:11 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Alex Baldwin at January 26, 2017 09:11 PM (QVQ/e)
Posted by: logprof at January 26, 2017 09:08 PM (GsAUU)
*Usually an English speaking country with laws based on English common law!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 26, 2017 09:11 PM (UDXti)
Posted by: mikeski at January 26, 2017 09:11 PM (TXZ1v)
Posted by: Hey ho Cooper at January 26, 2017 09:12 PM (M3DRt)
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Someone like that has the option of realizing at some point that she is , in fact a complete asshole.
Truly mentally ill people do not have that option.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 26, 2017 09:12 PM (Gv7El)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 26, 2017 09:10 PM (G03UX)
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I had promised to 'behave' while in another country.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:12 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: ¡Jeb! at January 26, 2017 09:12 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 26, 2017 09:12 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at January 26, 2017 09:12 PM (fq4ih)
Impossibru, all British are super intelligent better educated people than us and live in Europe, the utopian paradise of socialism we all should emulate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 09:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 09:13 PM (Halhc)
Posted by: josephistan at January 26, 2017 09:11 PM (7qAYi)
Yeah I mean I actually think both are.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2017 09:13 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 26, 2017 09:12 PM (U0lQa)
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Well, looks like I'm a Democrat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 09:13 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 09:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 26, 2017 09:14 PM (wD9H7)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2017 09:14 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: josephistan at January 26, 2017 09:14 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: mallflower on the range at January 26, 2017 09:14 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 09:11 PM (0Veb5)
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It was just so... typical. Sees the word Zion and goes all antisemitic in two seconds. The dirtiest secret of the holocaust is how eager most of Europe was to get them on the trains.
I don't feel like much has changed, honestly.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:14 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 26, 2017 09:14 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: logprof at January 26, 2017 09:14 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: mikeski
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Why, thank you!
Posted by: Hoss & Marshall Tucker at January 26, 2017 09:15 PM (7FzSq)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 26, 2017 09:15 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 26, 2017 09:15 PM (Gv7El)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:15 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 26, 2017 09:15 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 09:15 PM (Halhc)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2017 09:16 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: mnw at January 26, 2017 09:16 PM (5gT6u)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2017 09:13 PM (4ErVI)
Actually I think a good liberal democrat would think both were abominations and neither was holy ground!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 26, 2017 09:16 PM (UDXti)
Posted by: ShainS at January 26, 2017 09:16 PM (mt8X9)
-Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:15 PM (qUNWi)
You're doing it wrong.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 26, 2017 09:16 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:16 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 26, 2017 09:12 PM (U0lQa)
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Well, looks like I'm a Democrat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 09:13 PM (0Veb5)
...from the waist down, anyway.
Posted by: mikeski, proud member of team Kaylee at January 26, 2017 09:16 PM (TXZ1v)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 26, 2017 09:14 PM (wD9H7)
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Art of the Deal. It's an opening gambit.
Mexico will hurt under the proposed tax, a lot. Mexico will come back to the negotiating table.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 09:16 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:15 PM (qUNWi)
:Raises hand:
But it was for a bartending job.
Posted by: josephistan at January 26, 2017 09:16 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: mallflower on the range at January 26, 2017 09:16 PM (b7fwp)
My night is ruined.
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Ol' Dan Tucker?
Posted by: mrp at January 26, 2017 09:06 PM (JBggj)
Yup....
"Old Dan Tucker come to town
Riding a billy goat, leading a hound
The hound dog barked and billy goat jumped
And landed old Tucker on a stump
Get out the way, Old Dan Tucker
You're too late to get your supper
Get out the way, Old Dan Tucker
You're too late to get your supper"
Up next "Old Zip Coon"......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 26, 2017 09:16 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:17 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! 3 at January 26, 2017 09:17 PM (Gv7El)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 09:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 09:12 PM (39g3+)
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Yeah. Portugal is just FULL of boom towns. It's GOING GREAT over there. /sarc.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:17 PM (qgUJH)
...if you think imposing import trade restrictions in the form of punitive tariffs is good for the economy.
...if you don't believe that free people should be allowed to trade freely with whomever they want.
...if you believe that a centralized government bureaucracy rather than importers and exporters are better at sorting out trade deals.
Posted by: RD Walker at January 26, 2017 09:18 PM (ASayv)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 26, 2017 09:18 PM (wD9H7)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 26, 2017 09:18 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 26, 2017 09:18 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 09:18 PM (Halhc)
Actually I heard a vet in a documentary say something along the lines of 'When you drive around Washington, all you see are big, tall white marble monuments as far as the eye can see and they gave us a big black hole in the ground" although I realize you weren't talking about that. And Gork can defend his remark on his own but I took it to mean that war memorials are bad unless its architecture is something I approve of.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2017 09:18 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: mallflower on the range at January 26, 2017 09:18 PM (b7fwp)
It's crazy, but it just might work!
Posted by: mrp at January 26, 2017 09:18 PM (JBggj)
-Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:15 PM (qUNWi)
You're doing it wrong.
I know. Really, who hasn't?
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2017 09:19 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: eleven
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Flag on the play.
That is most definitely a Moron maneuver.
Posted by: AoS Styleguide at January 26, 2017 09:19 PM (7FzSq)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:19 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:17 PM (qgUJH)
Lisbon was a boom town ca. 1755
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1755_Lisbon_earthquake
Posted by: josephistan at January 26, 2017 09:19 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at January 26, 2017 09:19 PM (Tyii7)
...if you think imposing import trade restrictions in the form of punitive tariffs is good for the economy.
Kind of agree... but can't you let us just enjoy all the ass-kicking for a little while longer?
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 26, 2017 09:19 PM (4bKiB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 09:17 PM (39g3+)
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I've had THAT discussion far too many times.
"You realize that ALL of that was Christian right? For the better part of a millennium. And the Muslims didn't exactly send 'missionaries' to convert them."
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:19 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 09:19 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 26, 2017 09:19 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 26, 2017 09:19 PM (wD9H7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 26, 2017 09:20 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2017 09:20 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 09:20 PM (Halhc)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 26, 2017 09:21 PM (wD9H7)
Posted by: josephistan at January 26, 2017 09:21 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 09:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Sippin_bourbon at January 26, 2017 09:21 PM (5Z34V)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 09:21 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:21 PM (qUNWi)
** Well this applies to plenty of Republicans too like our fearless leader in the House Puke Ryan.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 26, 2017 09:22 PM (wD9H7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2017 09:20 PM (fDdVG)
Tsk tsk. Sloth is one of the deadly sins, ya know.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 09:22 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 09:22 PM (Halhc)
Posted by: 13times at January 26, 2017 09:22 PM (WHVu+)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 26, 2017 09:22 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 26, 2017 09:22 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 26, 2017 09:22 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 26, 2017 09:19 PM (kP16F)
If you think the "hate" part of a hate crime is more serious than the actual "crime" part of a "hate crime"!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 26, 2017 09:23 PM (UDXti)
Posted by: shibumi, frequent Warrior Princess and kitty cat staff at January 26, 2017 08:54 PM (J5mC3)
Im your huckleberry.
Posted by: Bengal Tiger at January 26, 2017 09:23 PM (Kz5ms)
Posted by: logprof at January 26, 2017 09:23 PM (GsAUU)
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Mark Levin was really excoriating Trump tonight (for some of the reasons you mention) ...
Posted by: ShainS at January 26, 2017 09:23 PM (mt8X9)
but wanting to seize other people's earnings and redistribute them means you are noble.
Posted by: Jade Sea at January 26, 2017 09:23 PM (QzGX6)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 09:23 PM (Halhc)
Posted by: Sippin_bourbon at January 26, 2017 09:21 PM (5Z34V)
'E's restin'.
Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2017 09:23 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:23 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 09:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 26, 2017 09:23 PM (wD9H7)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 26, 2017 09:23 PM (UDXti)
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My high school history teacher (who was black, a former marine, and had done 3 tours in Vietnam) once went on a tirade against hate crimes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 09:24 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 26, 2017 09:24 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 09:24 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mr. Tucker Carlson at January 26, 2017 09:24 PM (gTQoY)
It's crazy, but it just might work!
Posted by: mrp at January 26, 2017 09:18 PM (JBggj)
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What could be more fun?
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:24 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: mallflower on the range at January 26, 2017 09:24 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 26, 2017 09:24 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Batterup at January 26, 2017 09:24 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: ShainS at January 26, 2017 09:23 PM (mt8X9)
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What's up with him? Is he still NeverTrump? I never quite understood why he hated Trump so much.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 26, 2017 09:24 PM (wD9H7)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 26, 2017 09:24 PM (10LGw)
Posted by: Sippin_bourbon at January 26, 2017 09:21 PM (5Z34V)
'E's restin'.
Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2017 09:23 PM (sdi6R)
'E's pinin' for the fnords.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 09:25 PM (0mRoj)
Hey! Tha'ts me! Not really "free" but really cheap and easy.
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at January 26, 2017 09:25 PM (CL76w)
Posted by: Dan Carlson at January 26, 2017 09:25 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: ShainS at January 26, 2017 09:25 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 26, 2017 09:25 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 09:25 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 26, 2017 09:25 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 26, 2017 09:25 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Batterup at January 26, 2017 09:25 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2017 09:26 PM (gTQoY)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:23 PM (qUNWi)
Watch it , bro'!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 26, 2017 09:26 PM (UDXti)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 09:26 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:26 PM (qUNWi)
-Posted by: #neverskankles at January 26, 2017 09:24 PM (wD9H7)
He was NOT NeverTrump, sir. Coming down on a Constitutionalist will only bring you woe.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 26, 2017 09:27 PM (6gk0M)
I've never seen the actual monument except with pictures, but I did see that traveling one years ago with my sister.
It was moving even though it was a miniature. They also had letters there from some of the soldiers. The one we read was a young guy who went on and on about how he'd been a total fuck up who hadn't gotten his shit together but now that he was in the military in Vietnam they'd whipped him into shape and he was sure he was going to make something of himself when he got home.
I got a lump the size of a baseball in my throat. My sister, who can be a heartless bitch, couldn't say a word. We didn't speak the whole way home...
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2017 09:27 PM (4ErVI)
"Wait! No! I'm one of you! "
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 09:27 PM (n8ff/)
Posted by: Zombie Tucker at January 26, 2017 09:27 PM (gTQoY)
Posted by: mikeski at January 26, 2017 09:27 PM (TXZ1v)
Posted by: Sippin_bourbon
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Was Pastor Fenelon talking about him recently?
News may not have hit the wires yet...
Posted by: Purgatory at January 26, 2017 09:27 PM (7FzSq)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 26, 2017 09:28 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2017 09:28 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 09:28 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 26, 2017 09:28 PM (hVdx9)
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If you think life on Cuba is quaint but America is oppressive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 26, 2017 09:28 PM (0Veb5)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 26, 2017 09:29 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:29 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
________
... you might be a moderate?
Posted by: FireHorse at January 26, 2017 09:29 PM (baz6p)
If you missed 8th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
If your mom walked you to school because you were in the same grade together.
Posted by: Jade Sea at January 26, 2017 09:29 PM (QzGX6)
...you agree with Bernie Sanders on the need to increase import tariffs and think Milton Friedman supported free trade because he didn't understand economics.
Posted by: RD Walker at January 26, 2017 09:29 PM (ASayv)
Posted by: mrp at January 26, 2017 09:29 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: ShainS at January 26, 2017 09:23 PM (mt8X9)
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What's up with him? Is he still NeverTrump? I never quite understood why he hated Trump so much.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 26, 2017 09:24 PM (wD9H7)
I read that his son worked on the Cruz campaign, so he may not be exactly disinterested.
He claims that he was not NeverTrump, but he sounds like he only voted for Trump because somebody was threatening to shove bamboo shoots under his fingernails if he didn't.
I used to be a big fan, but I find him hard to listen to anymore.
Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2017 09:30 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 26, 2017 09:30 PM (10LGw)
Except put a "Free Tibet" bumper sticker on your car.
Maybe.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2017 09:30 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 09:30 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 26, 2017 09:30 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:30 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 26, 2017 09:28 PM (hVdx9)
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If you think life on Cuba is quaint but America is oppressive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
****
You think Che Guevera was a man of the people, but that Reagan and Thatcher were imperialist scum.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 26, 2017 09:30 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: dagny at January 26, 2017 09:30 PM (RiIhf)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 09:22 PM (0mRoj)
Ever heard the old joke. "Sloth is one of the seven deadly sons....and I prefer the lively ones." ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2017 09:30 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 26, 2017 09:30 PM (wD9H7)
Frankly, I thought the concept was stupid...then I went there!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 26, 2017 09:31 PM (UDXti)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 26, 2017 09:31 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: ShainS at January 26, 2017 09:25 PM (mt8X9)
respect ! good one
Posted by: runner at January 26, 2017 09:31 PM (c6/9Q)
...if you believe the Renaissance came from Muslim Spain
...if you think windmills don't kill birds
...if you believe GMO vegetables are a capitalist plot
...if you think the Rosenbergs were innocent
...if you don't think John Kerry was a traitor
...if you are more interested in Santa Claus than Jesus
...if you think all religions are equal
Posted by: Caliban at January 26, 2017 09:31 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: mrp at January 26, 2017 09:29 PM (JBggj)
Just a variation.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 09:31 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: mikeski at January 26, 2017 09:31 PM (TXZ1v)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 09:22 PM (0mRoj)
but baby sloths are soooooooooo cute!
Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at January 26, 2017 09:31 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 26, 2017 09:32 PM (Kz5ms)
He claims that he was not NeverTrump, but he sounds like he only voted for Trump because somebody was threatening to shove bamboo shoots under his fingernails if he didn't.
I used to be a big fan, but I find him hard to listen to anymore.
Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2017 09:30 PM (sdi6R)
____
Ahh the Cruz connection, that explains it.
I've never liked his style. The always angry, shouting thing. Smart guy for sure but not my cup of tea.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 26, 2017 09:32 PM (wD9H7)
Posted by: Mr. Tucker Carlson
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Take note folks.
THIS is how you hit "threadwinner."
I tip my hat & bow out, ma'am.
Posted by: Chi at January 26, 2017 09:32 PM (7FzSq)
I used to be a big fan, but I find him hard to listen to anymore.
Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2017 09:30 PM (sdi6R)
He just won't let go of trade as his hot button issue. I find it hard to believe that anyone would get their panties in an uproar over "free" trade.
Posted by: josephistan at January 26, 2017 09:32 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2017 09:32 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: mikeski at January 26, 2017 09:31 PM (TXZ1v)
I'm calling threadwinner.
Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2017 09:32 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:32 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 26, 2017 09:32 PM (10LGw)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 09:22 PM (0mRoj)
Ever heard the old joke. "Sloth is one of the seven deadly sons....and I prefer the lively ones." ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2017 09:30 PM (fDdVG)
#JustThePunchline
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 09:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:32 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 09:32 PM (Halhc)
Posted by: dagny at January 26, 2017 09:32 PM (RiIhf)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 26, 2017 09:33 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 26, 2017 09:24 PM (wD9H7)
====================
The very uncompromising and principled Levin applauds it when Trump (or anybody for that matter) speaks and behaves like a True Conservative, but hits them hard when not.
Don't think he was ever a NeverTrumper (was behind Cruz all the way), and said he'd support him after he won the primary -- with serious reservations and, of course, prefering any R over Hillary.
Posted by: ShainS at January 26, 2017 09:33 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: willow at January 26, 2017 09:33 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 09:32 PM (0mRoj)
RECTUM? DAMN NEAR KILLED EM!!!
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:33 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 26, 2017 09:31 PM (kP16F)
The tearing up takes place at the gay honeymoon.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 09:33 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:34 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:33 PM (qgUJH)
I only knew the punchline to that joke for YEARS until I finally decided to look it up.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 09:34 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2017 09:35 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 26, 2017 09:35 PM (kqtMD)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:35 PM (qUNWi)
Go on, I'm taking notes...
Posted by: Zombie Tucker at January 26, 2017 09:27 PM (gTQoY)
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LOL.
Posted by: ShainS at January 26, 2017 09:35 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 09:34 PM (0mRoj)
------------i
I've only ever needed the punchline thankyouverymuch!
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:35 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 26, 2017 09:35 PM (IDPbH)
All while not understanding that man has genetically modified food for centuries.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 26, 2017 09:35 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Corona at January 26, 2017 09:35 PM (OjrER)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 26, 2017 09:35 PM (7qAYi)
(If you don't know why "Marine corpse" would need to be excused, you are very much totally...)
Posted by: mikeski at January 26, 2017 09:36 PM (TXZ1v)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:35 PM (qgUJH)
You do you, man.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 09:36 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2017 09:36 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: dagny at January 26, 2017 09:37 PM (RiIhf)
Posted by: Carlos Mencia at January 26, 2017 09:37 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 09:36 PM (0mRoj)
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Someone has to.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:37 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2017 09:37 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:38 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 09:36 PM (0mRoj)
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Someone has to.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:37 PM (qgUJH)
*snort*
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 09:38 PM (0mRoj)
WaPo: Japan isn't too sure about Trump, but they love Ivanka
https://t.co/OJH9zjefDr
"Ivanka-san is the perfect woman."
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 26, 2017 09:38 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: logprof at January 26, 2017 09:38 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:39 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 09:39 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 26, 2017 09:39 PM (X52ZZ)
1. The truconservatives are self-defined imperious losers.
2. Levin has irritated himself out of my hearing forever.
Posted by: dagny at January 26, 2017 09:39 PM (RiIhf)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:38 PM (qUNWi)
--Dude. Be original.
Posted by: logprof at January 26, 2017 09:39 PM (GsAUU)
I used to be a big fan, but I find him hard to listen to anymore.
Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2017 09:30 PM (sdi6R)
For someone without giant eyes & tentacles, I guess
Posted by: Anime fans at January 26, 2017 09:39 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 26, 2017 09:40 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: anonymous at January 26, 2017 09:40 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 26, 2017 09:40 PM (UDXti)
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This thing has always bothered me.
He thin ought there were 60 States.
Watch 30 seconds :
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws
Posted by: Chi at January 26, 2017 09:40 PM (7FzSq)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:41 PM (qgUJH)
Always outraged and never humorous.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 26, 2017 09:41 PM (Om16U)
ok ok I'll stop. I'm getting complaints.
Wait...one more.
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:41 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 26, 2017 09:41 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:29 PM (qUNWi)*
If you don't put red tape over holes in your taillight and get stopped by the police, you are in Texas.
Don't ask me how i know this.
Posted by: tbodie at January 26, 2017 09:41 PM (H/5vA)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 09:41 PM (Halhc)
Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2017 09:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 09:41 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: logprof at January 26, 2017 09:42 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Alan Turing at January 26, 2017 09:42 PM (DpOmP)
woe... ad for a group suing Jehovah's Witnesses for child sex abuse? just saw it on Fox Biz.
Posted by: mallflower on the range at January 26, 2017 09:42 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at January 26, 2017 09:42 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 26, 2017 09:42 PM (kP16F)
Heh
nttiawwt
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 26, 2017 09:41 PM (IDPbH)
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Is anyone else aware of the term "friends of dorothy?"
Or just me?
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:42 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Just a guy at January 26, 2017 09:42 PM (3CFdj)
Posted by: davidt at January 26, 2017 09:43 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 26, 2017 09:43 PM (X52ZZ)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2017 09:43 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:43 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: The Japanese narrator from that one episode of South Park at January 26, 2017 09:43 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Hillary! at January 26, 2017 09:44 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:44 PM (qgUJH)
...and they get medical treatment for anything at a hospital ER for free.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2017 09:44 PM (lJXY3)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:45 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Just a guy at January 26, 2017 09:45 PM (3CFdj)
Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2017 09:45 PM (/wWB4)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 09:45 PM (Halhc)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2017 09:45 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 26, 2017 09:45 PM (IDPbH)
Don't ask me how i know this.
Posted by: tbodie at January 26, 2017 09:41 PM (H/5vA)
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*nods*
Posted by: SMFH at January 26, 2017 09:46 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Pope Francis at January 26, 2017 09:46 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:46 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Just a guy at January 26, 2017 09:46 PM (3CFdj)
If you believe that everything you disagree with should be banned, you are a Democrat.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 26, 2017 09:46 PM (X52ZZ)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 26, 2017 09:47 PM (8cEQL)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:47 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Monika at January 26, 2017 09:47 PM (SJphO)
Posted by: runner at January 26, 2017 09:47 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: davidt at January 26, 2017 09:47 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 26, 2017 09:47 PM (X52ZZ)
Posted by: SMFH at January 26, 2017 09:48 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2017 09:48 PM (L79Xv)
Posted by: mrp at January 26, 2017 09:48 PM (JBggj)
If everything you believe should be mandatory, you might be a democrat.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 26, 2017 09:48 PM (8cEQL)
Hmm. No idea how that would work here. I'm thinking it wouldn't.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2017 09:48 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: SMFH at January 26, 2017 09:48 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Monika at January 26, 2017 09:48 PM (SJphO)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 09:34 PM (0mRoj)
There's a joke that goes with that line?
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 26, 2017 09:48 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:48 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 26, 2017 09:49 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 26, 2017 09:49 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: SMFH at January 26, 2017 09:50 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 26, 2017 09:50 PM (X52ZZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2017 09:50 PM (fDdVG)
...if you think that school choice is evil, but send your child to a private school.
...if you think everything is for the children but kill your own.
...if you think executing a duly convicted murderer is unacceptable but killing helpless babies is perfectly fine
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2017 09:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: eleven at January 26, 2017 09:51 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: logprof at January 26, 2017 09:51 PM (GsAUU)
If you're a California assemblyman and you want to pass a law that police officers should no longer aim for center mass and instead aim for extremities only, you are a democrat.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 26, 2017 09:51 PM (8cEQL)
Finally unearthed my first complete draft of story using for Patterson's class. With character sketches and very brief outline notes, it ran to over 66,000 words. Geez.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2017 09:51 PM (L79Xv)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 26, 2017 09:51 PM (rH4JY)
http://tinypic.com/m/jqguug/1
Posted by: SMFH at January 26, 2017 09:52 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Hey ho Cooper at January 26, 2017 09:52 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 26, 2017 09:52 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: JB1000 at January 26, 2017 09:52 PM (IuBrk)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 26, 2017 09:52 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2017 09:52 PM (qJhUV)
By the way... Hi, Anna!
Posted by: The Japanese narrator from that one episode of South Park at January 26, 2017 09:52 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Country Singer (BertG @Gab.ai) at January 26, 2017 09:52 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: SMFH at January 26, 2017 09:53 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 26, 2017 09:53 PM (8cEQL)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Keeper of Cerberus), (Cold1), (T) at January 26, 2017 09:53 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 09:34 PM (0mRoj)
There's a joke that goes with that line?
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 26, 2017 09:48 PM (Om16U)
Yes, there actually is!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 26, 2017 09:53 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 26, 2017 09:53 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at January 26, 2017 09:53 PM (0OG8D)
Red tape over a broken rear light lens cover.
Hypothetically speaking, i have no idea what the cop thought was good. In theory it might have just been, "stop me so we could discuss this" kind of thing.
Posted by: tbodie at January 26, 2017 09:53 PM (H/5vA)
Posted by: davidt at January 26, 2017 09:54 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: weew at January 26, 2017 09:54 PM (6EH85)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 26, 2017 09:54 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 26, 2017 09:54 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: filbert at January 26, 2017 09:56 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: duncan at January 26, 2017 09:57 PM (XKLkE)
Posted by: Voter dude at January 26, 2017 09:58 PM (UMBaD)
Posted by: filbert at January 26, 2017 09:58 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 26, 2017 09:59 PM (Halhc)
Posted by: Voter dude at January 26, 2017 10:00 PM (UMBaD)
Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2017 10:01 PM (8zL5i)
Posted by: booknlass at January 26, 2017 10:02 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: mrt721 at January 26, 2017 10:03 PM (JeAp+)
Posted by: Secret Square at January 26, 2017 10:07 PM (9WuX0)
Posted by: qsclues at January 26, 2017 10:07 PM (iDYMq)
Posted by: freak at January 26, 2017 10:10 PM (IRq9H)
The End
Posted by: Batterup at January 26, 2017 10:16 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Mitchell at January 26, 2017 10:16 PM (YV8XJ)
Posted by: Glenn John at January 26, 2017 10:20 PM (0l7ij)
Posted by: Glenn John at January 26, 2017 10:25 PM (0l7ij)
Posted by: The Architect at January 26, 2017 10:52 PM (TKhKG)
Posted by: ustuplay at January 26, 2017 11:31 PM (olvG6)
Posted by: ustuplay at January 26, 2017 11:32 PM (olvG6)
Posted by: jmulcahy at January 26, 2017 11:36 PM (VvGtf)
Posted by: Noam Sayen at January 26, 2017 11:58 PM (611Lm)
Posted by: furious at January 27, 2017 12:46 AM (fJQAR)
If you believe in Shovel - Ready jobs.
If you believe that calling voters Deplorable, Irredeemable, racist, bigot, homophobe, Nazi, xenophobe, Islamophobe, etc. helps convince them they should vote for your favorite candidate.
If you think that (C) on classified emails stands for Classified.
If you think making crude remarks disqualifies a man from running for office, but committing perjury in a sexual assault case while holding office doesn't.
If you protest artificial hormones in beef but take birth control pills regularly.
If you think Mexican is a race.
Posted by: MajorStu at January 27, 2017 01:10 AM (qz5Gs)
This might be the sweetest thread I ever read.
Sincerely - D.
PS:
I'm copying and pasting these "you might be"'s because 99% of them so PERFECTLY capture insight blended perfectly with comedy.
Thanks again.
Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at January 27, 2017 01:50 AM (dDOWg)
Posted by: BADKarma at January 27, 2017 01:54 AM (eRPEr)
Posted by: BrownYom at January 27, 2017 05:07 AM (YS31l)
Posted by: Momma at January 27, 2017 05:16 AM (/kATs)
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Posted by: freak at January 27, 2017 08:03 AM (IRq9H)
Posted by: tf8797 at January 27, 2017 09:04 AM (MImlj)
Posted by: Average Jen at January 27, 2017 09:48 AM (11v76)
A good old American mutt straight off the streets.
Ho-Lee-Shit
Can you imagine the level of STFU if he actually got a rescue dog for the 'preidential dog'
Posted by: Fox at January 27, 2017 10:19 AM (DVC2D)
Posted by: RobG at January 27, 2017 12:54 PM (VIvNl)
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