Gawker For Fat Sports Geeks Gets Owned by Ted Cruz, Then Whines That It Didn't Get Owned, Then, Bizarrely, Makes Open Challenge to Critics to Meet it in "UFC Octagon"

Sports Geek Gawker, aka Deadspin (Sports Coverage For People Who Don't Like Sports, as its video game blog is video game coverage for people who don't like videogames), did a creepy Gawker thing by inviting people to take secret pictures of Ted Cruz playing basketball, in an effort to humiliate him, obviously.

In response, Ted Cruz posted this picture:

@Deadspin what do I win? pic.twitter.com/9XuRmmIkJS
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) January 25, 2017

That's a picture of Grayson Allen, who looks a bunch like Ted Cruz.

Like, a scary-bunch like him:

Has anyone else noticed how much Grayson Allen (Duke point guard) looks like Ted Cruz? Freaking me out right now. pic.twitter.com/gsayOWVGpX
— Jeff Morris Jr. (@jmj) February 26, 2016

So, moderately funny. And not in any way an insult to Gawker for Sports Nerdz, just a good-humored joke.

But of course Gawker for People Who Never Played the Game can't just take a joke (which isn't even at their expense) without spazzing out. That's how you know none of these pansies ever actually played real sports -- rather than just saying something a seasoned competitor would say, like "nice shot" or "I'll let that one count," the whoever was running the Twitter feed of Deadpsin instead replied, insanely:

Go eat shit. @tedcruz

When people began noting that Ted Cruz had owned the woman at Fat Couch Jockey Gawker seeking embarrassing pictures of him, she replied with what is considered world-round conclusive legal proof that she had been owned. To wit, she said:

I wasn't owned.

Case closed.

People then began informing her that she was in fact owned, and owned hard. This was pretty delightful.

Two of the "Yes you got owned, dear" tweets were especially good:

.@MattZeitlin @tedcruz @Deadspin @ashleyfeinberg Apparently "Literally" owned: pic.twitter.com/J6MaJVRnq8
— Conservative Review (@CR) January 25, 2017

Apparently someone really did re-write Wikipedia to note the update in Deadspin's ownership.

Then came this:

Oh man @tedcruz! I can't believe it was you! @Deadspin pic.twitter.com/2H4vvCO9dt
— Tim Carlson (@thecivilcomment) January 25, 2017

In response all this, Deadspin's editor then challenged any "cucks" who correctly stated that Ted Cruz now had a 100% ownership stake in Deadspin to a fight in the "UFC octagon."

Several people, including this guy from Barstool Sports, say they actually have reached out to this very-imposing geekblog editor to propose a fight in a "UFC octagon," but as of yet, I have not heard of any acceptance of the proposed fight.

His Wikipedia page was subsequently updated as well, to reflect the fact that Ted Cruz now owns and uses Tim Marchman just as thoroughly as Immortan Joe owned and used his seven broodmares.

On January, 24th 2017 Tim threw an epic tantrum because he was owned like a bitch by Senator Ted Cruz. He challenged the internet to an MMA fight because he knew nothing would happen, and he couldn't possibly look worse. Barstool Sports Editor Kmarko also owned Tim. Through 25 days of 2017 he is definitely the biggest loser of the year on the internet or in real life.

And yes, I'd like a picture of ted cruz in Immortan Joe's mask, if you're Man Enough to meet me in the UFC Photoshop Octagon.

Posted by: Ace at 04:22 PM

Comments

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1 Fite me IRL! I'll hook u in da gabber I sware on me mum!

Posted by: Tim Marchman at January 25, 2017 04:24 PM (Yx9SN)

2 In response all this, Deadspin's editor then challenged any "cucks" who
had a problem with Ted Cruz now owning Deadspin to a fight in the "UFC
octagon."

How about on your front porch?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 25, 2017 04:25 PM (P/kVC)

3 Where's the "well that escalated quickly" tweet from Cruz?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 25, 2017 04:27 PM (TJCSB)

4 That initial response from Deadspin was SO out of line with the spirit of the thread it points to serious mental health issues.

I mean, it was clearly a neutral, everybody can laugh joke.

They act like he slapped their moms.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 25, 2017 04:27 PM (xeeHA)

5 >>>3 Where's the "well that escalated quickly" tweet from Cruz?

i linked sexton who linked that. I don't want to link everything.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2017 04:28 PM (8rNrN)

6 Apologies for OT, but Noor Salman, wife of Mateen, Orlando shooter, has retained the services of a high profile terrorist defending attorney, Linda Moreno.

She knows she is in deep ka-ka.

Posted by: navybrat at January 25, 2017 04:28 PM (w7KSn)

7 Posted by: ace

Threadwinner.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 25, 2017 04:29 PM (TJCSB)

8 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Marchman

Don't mess with me, m8. It's in my wikipedia that I will fite u IRL.

Posted by: Tim Marchman at January 25, 2017 04:29 PM (Yx9SN)

9 People need to know when to stop digging.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, mixing memes at January 25, 2017 04:29 PM (39g3+)

10 If I had a Twitter account I would point out that the editor is acting like this female reporter needs him to protect her, which is incredibly sexist. Then I would demand he apologize for his sexist, misogynistic texts. Ashley don't need a man to speak for her!

Posted by: PBJ4848 at January 25, 2017 04:29 PM (PsdJu)

11 You left out the best Cruz Tweet response to the 'Eat Sh*t"

http://tinyurl.com/hd8qv6z

Posted by: Tami at January 25, 2017 04:29 PM (Enq6K)

12 I'd like to see a Chelsea Handler v. Deadspin cage match to the death. Two enter. Period.

Posted by: Roy at January 25, 2017 04:29 PM (VndSC)

13 Yeah, but they asked for a picture of Cruz playing basketball and Cruz sent them a picture of...someone else playing basketball.

I guess I just don't get this whole PWNED thing.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 04:30 PM (ul9CR)

14 This is like first week on the internet level stuff, deadspin. Lurk moar.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 25, 2017 04:30 PM (KUaJL)

15 off sock

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2017 04:30 PM (KUaJL)

16 The surest way to prove you weren't owned on the internet is to demand to fight people IRL.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 25, 2017 04:31 PM (xeeHA)

17 Hilarious

Posted by: Me at January 25, 2017 04:31 PM (RYASC)

18 "I am not gay" - Deadspin

Posted by: Roy at January 25, 2017 04:31 PM (VndSC)

19 Is there a required course at SJW college that teaches commietards how to beclown themselves? Because it looks like they're all acing that program.

Posted by: kallisto at January 25, 2017 04:31 PM (kD8Fh)

20 The Paolo, he is thankful to the Deadspin for keeping these men at the office

Posted by: Paolo at January 25, 2017 04:31 PM (1owrc)

21 I'm going to sit here and pretend that I know what all this is about.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 25, 2017 04:31 PM (bpfzP)

22
I just don't get twitter.

Posted by: Hurvey Farquarah at January 25, 2017 04:31 PM (dW9Xq)

23 I'd like to see a Chelsea Handler v. ~~Deadspin~~ Deadpool cage match to the death.

You gotta give the people what they want...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 25, 2017 04:32 PM (9krrF)

24 Wasn't Link on the Mod Squad?

Posted by: Ran Dather at January 25, 2017 04:32 PM (fSn94)

25 Whoever is in charge of their social media stuff needs to lay off the roids. Or coffee.

I had never heard of this site before this kerfluffle, so I guess that's good for them. Sort of.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, mixing memes at January 25, 2017 04:32 PM (39g3+)

26 Cruz can be a funny guy, that was funny.

Bummer about Mary Tyler Moore. I was in love with her when I was a young man.

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 25, 2017 04:32 PM (M+Lyo)

27 Politicians are taking Trump's lead on the Right by punching back and giving the Left and Media hell.

I never thought Cruz had it in him so I'm pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers! at January 25, 2017 04:32 PM (PQMST)

28 I hear Keith Olbermann will be the band leader on Hillary Clinton's new show.

Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at January 25, 2017 04:32 PM (b7fwp)

29 From this shitstain's Wikipedia page right now:

Tim Marchman is the editor-in-chief of Deadspin who has previously written for Sports Illustrated, The Wall Street Journal, Slate, and The New York Sun. He most recently co-founded the independent sports website The Classical alongside Bethlehem Shoals and several other notable sports writers. His columns focus on the New York Mets, New York Yankees, and Ted Cruz as well as other Major League Baseball teams and MMA.On January, 24th 2017 Tim threw an epic tantrum because he was owned like a bitch by Senator Ted Cruz. He challenged the internet to an MMA fight because he knew nothing would happen, and he couldn't possibly look worse. Barstool Sports Editor Kmarko also owned Tim. Through 25 days of 2017 he is definitely the biggest loser of the year on the internet or in real life.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 25, 2017 04:32 PM (wtvvX)

30 At least Ted Cruz doesn't trip other players on the court. Yes, I hate Duke. What do you ask?

Posted by: dantesed at January 25, 2017 04:32 PM (88xKn)

31 Does @ashleyfeinberg kiss Obama's ass with that mouth?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2017 04:33 PM (oVJmc)

32 Is there a required course at SJW college that teaches commietards how to beclown themselves? Because it looks like they're all acing that program.
Posted by: kallisto at January

yes. strategic and tactical uses of accidental self-immolation.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 25, 2017 04:33 PM (cPsPa)

33 OK...so Cruz has a sense of humor.

Deadpan does not.

Got it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 25, 2017 04:33 PM (J+eG2)

34 That was pretty funny.

But it was only really funny because the guy kept digging a hole.

If he had responded like a normal human being with, "Hey, that's not you, you rascal." Or something along those lines, no one would have cared.

I'm glad they're not normal human beings, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 25, 2017 04:33 PM (n9gGi)

35 Bummer about Mary Tyler Moore. I was in love with her when I was a young man.

I think everyone was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, mixing memes at January 25, 2017 04:33 PM (39g3+)

36 Now I'm confused

Posted by: Muldoon at January 25, 2017 04:33 PM (wPiJc)

37 13 Yeah, but they asked for a picture of Cruz playing basketball and Cruz sent them a picture of...someone else playing basketball.

I guess I just don't get this whole PWNED thing.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 04:30 PM (ul9CR)

=====================

It was their reaction. It obviously got under their skin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 25, 2017 04:34 PM (n9gGi)

38 I'm 50 years old, out of shape, and haven't been in a fight since I was a teenager, but I'LL meet that douchebag in the Octagon.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at January 25, 2017 04:34 PM (zSMr0)

39 Canadians Can't Jump

Posted by: Muldoon at January 25, 2017 04:34 PM (wPiJc)

40 Cruz suggested "alternative government housing" for Hillary in his stump speeches. he doesn't puss out any more than Trump does.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2017 04:34 PM (1owrc)

41 Did any of these people play at recess when they were kids? Because, if they had, they would have the skills to avoid making themselves look like total jerks.

Posted by: GPQuartano at January 25, 2017 04:34 PM (XFFWZ)

42 "Sh#t, now we're losing the friggin' popular culture to these Republicans!"
-- Deadspin

I know that Republicans like Cruz had moxie before Trump won, but I seem to be sensing that the Trump #Winning fever is contagious.

Cruz pwning Deadspin, Tom Cotton smacking down Schumer.....I really like this trend. Keep pushing back!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2017 04:34 PM (NOIQH)

43 >>> Yeah, but they asked for a picture of Cruz playing basketball and Cruz sent them a picture of...someone else playing basketball.

I guess I just don't get this whole PWNED thing.

...

here's the thing: Ted Cruz didn't really "own" or "pwn" deadspin, really. He just made a lighthearted joke.

However, when deadspin lost its shit over this, THEN deadspin transferred all ownership rights in itself to Ted Cruz Entertainment, Incorporated.

They pwned themselves with their seventh-grade spaz-out response.

"No one can pwn you, except you yourself." -- Mahatma Gandhi

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2017 04:34 PM (8rNrN)

44 Also, once again people that are the least qualified to engage in any real-life violence are the ones quickest to suggest it.

A person who is actually dangerous doesn't run his mouth because he tends to actually harm people if he says he's going to.

The left is always talking about revolution but think guns are icky. It's like they think violence exists only as an abstract concept.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 25, 2017 04:35 PM (xeeHA)

45 40 Cruz suggested "alternative government housing" for Hillary in his stump speeches. he doesn't puss out any more than Trump does.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2017 04:34 PM (1owrc)

====================

"Only Trump is a fighter! No one else is!"
-Some people, apparently

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 25, 2017 04:35 PM (n9gGi)

46
Hell, I thought that actually was Cruz in the photos.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2017 04:35 PM (XWkhW)

47 Two thirds of what gets published at Deadspin now it just political shit crossposted from Jezebel and the othrr Gawker sites.

Posted by: radar at January 25, 2017 04:35 PM (kiA5v)

48 Did any of these people play at recess when they were kids? Because, if they had, they would have the skills to avoid making themselves look like total jerks.

Posted by: GPQuartano

I'm going to wager playing at recess hasn't been a thing during the majority of these gits' lifespans. Also, testosterone.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 25, 2017 04:35 PM (9krrF)

49 Apologies for OT, but Noor Salman, wife of Mateen, Orlando shooter, has retained the services of a high profile terrorist defending attorney, Linda Moreno.

She knows she is in deep ka-ka.
Posted by: navybrat at January 25, 2017 04:28 PM (w7KSn)

Wonder who's paying for that.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 25, 2017 04:36 PM (WBrKl)

50 God bless America. And humor - I'm still laughing at those clowns.

Posted by: iwuzhere at January 25, 2017 04:36 PM (GRNzr)

51 >>>That was pretty funny.

But it was only really funny because the guy kept digging a hole.

If he had responded like a normal human being with, "Hey, that's not you, you rascal." Or something along those lines, no one would have cared.

...

exactly. It was a self-inflicted pwnage.

Ted Cruz kissed them lightly on the cheek and then, to drive him away, Deadspin whacked itself in the face with a shovel made of failure and disappointed parents.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2017 04:36 PM (8rNrN)

52 21: I'm with you, Grammie. I am totally out of the loop on this one.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 25, 2017 04:36 PM (KP5rU)

53 omg, that wiki page is hilarious

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2017 04:36 PM (1owrc)

54 There's nothing - NOTHING - funnier than seeing a sour, smart-assed SJW punk get his ass thoroughly and publicly kicked.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 25, 2017 04:36 PM (wtvvX)

55 27 Politicians are taking Trump's lead on the Right by punching back and giving the Left and Media hell.

I never thought Cruz had it in him so I'm pleasantly surprised.
Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers! at January 25, 2017 04:32 PM (PQMST)

Politicians on the Right are going...

Wait.... we were always told that fighting back was wrong!!!!

Posted by: Don Q. at January 25, 2017 04:36 PM (qf6WZ)

56 It really does get better every day. Trump's mastery of trolling his enemies is starting to spread among the smarter people on our side.
Yuge & luxurious !

#StillNotTiredOfWinning!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 25, 2017 04:36 PM (1d+CX)

57 If he had responded like a normal human being with, "Hey, that's not you, you rascal." Or something along those lines, no one would have cared.

I'm glad they're not normal human beings, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 25, 2017 04:33 PM (n9gGi)
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Right. Any normal human reaction would have been the end of it. "That's not what we meant." Whatever. But they jumped RIGHT TO ELEVEN!!!11. Idiots.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 25, 2017 04:37 PM (xeeHA)

58 >>> You left out the best Cruz Tweet response to the 'Eat Sh*t"

What is it about the era of Trump that the supposedly clever left loses all ability to craft a witty comment or comeback? First comedians at Comedy Central and SNL over Barron comments, now this boring retort.

Looking forward to Trump Derangement Syndrome soon being listed as a legit mental illness in the DSM manuals.

Posted by: LizLem at January 25, 2017 04:37 PM (hvf9s)

59 Oooh Deadspin has their own internet tough guy!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 25, 2017 04:37 PM (+uosy)

60 re 42:
Cruz pwning Deadspin, Tom Cotton smacking down Schumer.....I really like this trend. Keep pushing back!!

NO!!! it is only by reaching across the aisle and cooperating with the Democrats that we will get anything done!

Posted by: John McCane (S) at January 25, 2017 04:38 PM (b7fwp)

61 I'm with you, Grammie. I am totally out of the loop on this one.

Posted by: chavez the hugo

*****

Include me in.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 25, 2017 04:38 PM (wPiJc)

62 This is so much fun. It is transferred into my own daily life with the snowflakes I deal with. They have nothing on me. Nothing to threaten me with.

I hope this is true for everyone here as well.

Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers! at January 25, 2017 04:38 PM (PQMST)

63 Posted by: Farmer Joe at January 25, 2017 04:34 PM (zSMr0)

Hell, I'm a 50 yr old woman and I'll take him on...if I can have as tag team partner one Kellyanne Conway. I heard she doesn't fight like a girl.

heh

Posted by: kallisto at January 25, 2017 04:38 PM (kD8Fh)

64 28; Playing the old skinflute?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 25, 2017 04:38 PM (KP5rU)

65 PUSSIES OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!

Posted by: The Pussies at Deadspin at January 25, 2017 04:39 PM (qJhUV)

66 Yeah, but they asked for a picture of Cruz playing basketball and Cruz sent them a picture of...someone else playing basketball.

He was just being silly, then they self-destructed with a stupid psychotic response and he had fun with that, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, mixing memes at January 25, 2017 04:39 PM (39g3+)

67 Why do you look at me when you hate me?
Why should I look at you when you make me hate you too?
I sense a smell of retribution in the air
I don't even understand why the fuck you even care
And I don't need your jealousy yeah
Why drag me down in your misery

And when you stare you don't think I feel it
But I'm gonna deal it back to you in spades
When I'm havin' fun ya know I can't conceal it
'cause I know you'd never cut in my game, oh no
And when you're talkin' about a vasectomy, yeah
I'll be writin' down your obituary...history!

You got your bitches with the silicone injections
Crystal meth and yeast infections
Bleached blond hair, collagen lip projections
Who are you to criticize my intentions?
Got your subtle manipulative devices
Just like you I got my vices
I got a thought that would be nice
I'd like to crush your head tight in my vice...pain!!

And that goes for all of you punks in the press
That want to start shit by printin' lies instead of the things we said
That means you andy secher at hit parader, circus magazine
Mick wall at kerrang, bob guccione jr. at spin
What you pissed off 'cause your dad gets more pussy than you?
Fuck you! suck my fuckin' dick!

You be rippin' off the fuckin' kids
While they be payin' their hard earned money to read about the bands they want to know about
Printin' lies, startin' controversy
You want to antagonize me? antagonize me motherfucker!
Get in the ring motherfucker! and I'll kick your bitchy little ass! punk!!

I don't like you, I just hate you
I'm gonna kick your ass, oh yeah! oh yeah!

You may not like our integrity yeah
We built a world out of anarchy oh yeah!

And in this corner, weighing in at 850 pounds; guns n' roses!

Get in the ring(x16)

This song is dedicated to all the guns n' fuckin' roses fans
Who stuck with us through all the fucking shit
And to all those opposed...hmm...well...

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2017 04:39 PM (dnWSK)

68 47 Two thirds of what gets published at Deadspin now it just political shit crossposted from Jezebel and the othrr Gawker sites.
Posted by: radar at January 25, 2017 04:35 PM (kiA5v)

You mean Univision sites. Gawker is dead.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 25, 2017 04:40 PM (cAnNx)

69 21: I'm with you, Grammie. I am totally out of the loop on this one.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 25, 2017 04:36 PM (KP5rU)
...........

same here and I'm kinda glad about that.

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2017 04:40 PM (HgMAr)

70 It's like Aaron Rodgers in that insurance commercial where he tries to hit a fly with a golf club and throws it through a window.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 25, 2017 04:40 PM (xeeHA)

71 I love the GAINZZZ threads here! I'm gaining so many Internet Muscles!!!!

Posted by: Tim Womensmarchman at January 25, 2017 04:40 PM (8rNrN)

72 kellyanne versus Rhonda Rousey,I'm betting on Kellyanne

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2017 04:40 PM (1owrc)

73 He'll own their ass on the Court, too.

And I don't mean basketball.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2017 04:40 PM (oVJmc)

74 Milo also has the sequence of events on his website which includes tweets from JeffB:

http://tinyurl.com/jyz9zrr

Posted by: Tami at January 25, 2017 04:41 PM (Enq6K)

75 Why as a Moron not yet trolled Shia LeBoofs stupid live camera protest Trump thing in NYC. We would love to hear the ground report.

Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers! at January 25, 2017 04:41 PM (PQMST)

76 57
If he had responded like a normal human being with, "Hey, that's not
you, you rascal." Or something along those lines, no one would have
cared.

I'm glad they're not normal human beings, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 25, 2017 04:33 PM (n9gGi)

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Right. Any normal human reaction would have been the end of it.
"That's not what we meant." Whatever. But they jumped RIGHT TO
ELEVEN!!!11. Idiots.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 25, 2017 04:37 PM (xeeHA)

The obvious thing to do would have been to post a picture of yourself as Coach K. That would have been funny. (Although, to think of it, Coach K sort of resembles Ted Cruz too . . . .)

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2017 04:41 PM (jK8Z7)

77 There's an old saying:

"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke."

I do believe it applies here.

Posted by: filbert at January 25, 2017 04:41 PM (s5o+q)

78 Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2017 04:34 PM (NOIQH)

This is what we've been *begging* R politicians to do since....Bush the Elder?Apparently buying pixels by the gallon doesn't give an organization nearly as much clout as ink by the gallon and Rs are finally starting to realize they don't *have* to take the beating just for breathing.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 25, 2017 04:41 PM (sEDyY)

79 We totally did not get owned by the U.S. Military. I'll fight anybody who says different IRL!

Posted by: Baghdad Bob at January 25, 2017 04:41 PM (xeeHA)

80 Wait.... we were always told that fighting back was wrong!!!!
Posted by: Don Q

Exactly, this is the important message. A generation of Republican consultants has been preaching about being nice and not scaring the soccer moms. Well fuck them, actually both of them : ;

Posted by: Jean at January 25, 2017 04:41 PM (vH6E1)

81 speaking of, Ronda is not done losing fights, because now she is protesting the Keystone pipeline.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2017 04:41 PM (1owrc)

82 I thought the best one where the tweet had a picture of a tv showing a news show with the chyron reading "Local woman gets owned."

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 25, 2017 04:42 PM (U6f54)

83 A guy from MMA accepted the Octagon challenge.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 25, 2017 04:42 PM (TJCSB)

84 Also, the request for the pic of Cruz was intended to mock/shame Cruz, and he instead was in on the joke by sending a quick jokey response.

Nothing worse than attempting to make a joke at someone's expense and they jump in and deliver the punchline.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2017 04:42 PM (NOIQH)

85 Anything that humanizes Cruz is good. And proves again that the left wing has not sense of humor what so ever

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2017 04:42 PM (SjImc)

86 Said the other day those people need to be trolled at every chance.

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2017 04:43 PM (0AwCy)

87 Murray from Mary Tyler Moore died?

Posted by: Deaf Cougar at January 25, 2017 04:43 PM (bc2Lc)

88 >>>82 I thought the best one where the tweet had a picture of a tv showing a news show with the chyron reading "Local woman gets owned."

oh yeah, that was a good one.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2017 04:43 PM (8rNrN)

89 That "Get in the Ring" song by GnR is so goofy (they'd get their asses kicked, especially skinny spaz Axl) but I like it anyway. Its one of the few songs he's not doing that wailing thing on Use Your Illusion, which is a bonus.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, mixing memes at January 25, 2017 04:43 PM (39g3+)

90 "Bummer about Mary Tyler Moore. I was in love with her when I was a young man.
I think everyone was."

Rob Reiner's dad Carl Reiner produced and acted in The Dick Van Dyke Show.

So a teenage Rob was hanging out on set and he grabbed MTM's ass. Said he couldn't help himself.

New meaning to "Oh, Rob!"

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2017 04:44 PM (SIY7D)

91 >>>>Wasn't Link on the Mod Squad?
.
.
.No he was a Secret Agent Chimp....Lancelot Link.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 25, 2017 04:45 PM (le7jz)

92 6 Apologies for OT, but Noor Salman, wife of Mateen, Orlando shooter, has retained the services of a high profile terrorist defending attorney, Linda Moreno.

She knows she is in deep ka-ka.

Posted by: navybrat at January 25, 2017 04:28 PM (w7KSn)

So who is picking up the tab?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 25, 2017 04:45 PM (4ErVI)

93 OT, but all this winning is starting to make me giddy. Todays surrender came from Planned Parenthood.

Yes, you read that right: America's baby parts superstore is waving a white flag. A small white flag, to be sure, but lets not bicker over the size of a win against a normally implacable foe.

http://tinyurl.com/zk97tme

Posted by: MTF. Fire Julia Ioffe! at January 25, 2017 04:46 PM (LISuA)

94 Liberalism is such a dark, nasty cesspool of a place to be. Glad I'm not.

Posted by: Sponge at January 25, 2017 04:46 PM (xttKs)

95 I forwarded this to Tim Kennedy

Posted by: Jean at January 25, 2017 04:46 PM (vH6E1)

96 So who is picking up the tab?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 25, 2017 04:45 PM (4ErVI)

Take a wild guess

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2017 04:47 PM (SjImc)

97 13--- Yeah, but they asked for a picture of Cruz playing basketball and Cruz sent them a picture of...someone else playing basketball.
I guess I just don't get this whole PWNED thing.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at January 25, 2017 04:30 PM (ul9CR)
----------------------------
Back during the primaries there was kidding going around about how much Grayson Allen of Duke looks like Cruz---or vice versa. Some people were making jokes that Allen was Cruz's long-lost illegitimate son.
It was just a minor, regional, and non-political joke.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 25, 2017 04:47 PM (Nox3c)

98 Liberalism is such a dark, nasty cesspool of a place to be. Glad I'm not.
Posted by: Sponge at January 25, 2017 04:46 PM (xttKs)
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It must be exhausting to be that angry all the time.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 25, 2017 04:47 PM (xeeHA)

99 From the pre-YouTube days:

You got owned!

http://tinyurl.com/7c6gpzc

Posted by: The Institute at January 25, 2017 04:48 PM (nGsFZ)

100 >>So who is picking up the tab?

Do they even make Tab, anymore?

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2017 04:48 PM (xd0pN)

101 93 OT, but all this winning is starting to make me giddy. Todays surrender came from Planned Parenthood.

Yes, you read that right: America's baby parts superstore is waving a white flag. A small white flag, to be sure, but lets not bicker over the size of a win against a normally implacable foe.

http://tinyurl.com/zk97tme
Posted by: MTF. Fire Julia Ioffe! at January 25, 2017 04:46 PM (LISuA)

====================

It's nice to see them appreciating a baby's existence in one piece outside of the womb.

On a crass political level, it worries me, though. Are certain parts of the activist left learning that out and proud abortion support isn't the best way to go?

I could have used another cycle of that, turning off more people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 25, 2017 04:48 PM (n9gGi)

102 Breaking pet Politico: Trump to sigh EO designating the Muslim Brotherhood as a terrorist organization!!!

Triple Trump Flaming Skulls when this happens.

Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers! at January 25, 2017 04:48 PM (PQMST)

103 In the Trump era, even Ted Cruz is #winning!
Who coulda predicted?

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 25, 2017 04:48 PM (Om16U)

104 Grayson Allen Lookalike Trips Up Deadspin

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2017 04:49 PM (1owrc)

105 There's an old saying:

"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke."

I do believe it applies here.

Posted by: filbert at January 25, 2017 04:41 PM (s5o+q)

I said that SOOOOO awesomely in Broken Arrow, too.....

Posted by: Vinnie "747" Bobarino at January 25, 2017 04:49 PM (xttKs)

106 all this winning is starting to make me giddy. Todays surrender came from Planned Parenthood.

My guess is they're working hard on changing their image from an abortion factory that sells body parts to pay for leftist causes to all about motherhood and babies.

Good luck with that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, mixing memes at January 25, 2017 04:49 PM (39g3+)

107 That's a terrible tweet, one of the worst ever. It's dark. Depressing. The nutjobs at Deadspin HQ should be ashamed of letting Eric Marchman anywhere near twitter!

Posted by: George Will at January 25, 2017 04:49 PM (LISuA)

108 98 It must be exhausting to be that angry all the time.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 25, 2017 04:47 PM (xeeHA)

===================

It's the result of the politicized life. You have to be able to turn it off at some point.

Even when met by a silly thing from a politician you can't stand, you need to be able to stand back and laugh a little.

That's a lesson for our side too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 25, 2017 04:49 PM (n9gGi)

109 pepe , I really hope that's true

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2017 04:49 PM (1owrc)

110 81 speaking of, Ronda is not done losing fights, because now she is protesting the Keystone pipeline.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2017 04:41 PM (1owrc

LMFAO!!!

Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers! at January 25, 2017 04:50 PM (PQMST)

111 >>>>Wasn't Link on the Mod Squad?

And the leader of a rock band, "The Evolution Revolution"

Posted by: GPQuartano at January 25, 2017 04:50 PM (XFFWZ)

112 President Trump is probably looking at his watch impatiently and thinking " OK, what's next? There is another 7 hours left to today"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2017 04:50 PM (SjImc)

113 102 Breaking pet Politico: Trump to sigh EO designating the Muslim Brotherhood as a terrorist organization!!!

Triple Trump Flaming Skulls when this happens.
Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers! at January 25, 2017 04:48 PM (PQMST)

Oh... my.... which would legally open them up for Drone Strikes...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 25, 2017 04:50 PM (qf6WZ)

114 Do they even make Tab, anymore?

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2017 04:48 PM (xd0pN)

Yes.

TaB Turns 50: Those Who Love the Fizzy Diet Cola Celebrate

Posted by: Sponge at January 25, 2017 04:50 PM (xttKs)

115 Do they even make Tab, anymore?

Yes. Made by Coca-Cola.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2017 04:51 PM (E9ede)

116 Posted by: MTF. Fire Julia Ioffe! at January 25, 2017 04:46 PM (LISuA)

It just keeps getting better every hour of every day!

Posted by: Infidel at January 25, 2017 04:51 PM (ByNzS)

117 I think Marchman believes "Octagon" is the new S&M club in San Francisco's Castro district.

Posted by: wooga at January 25, 2017 04:51 PM (3I7wr)

118 the difference is, we refer to one president as Barky and we call it 'having fun', they call another president "Chimpy" and they think are as witty as George S Kaufman and Groucho Marx rolled into one.

Posted by: mallflower on the range at January 25, 2017 04:51 PM (b7fwp)

119 "Rob Reiner's dad Carl Reiner produced and acted in The Dick Van Dyke Show. So a teenage Rob was hanging out on set and he grabbed MTM's ass."

As we are instructed by Our Betters, grabbing women without their consent is sexual assault. Unless one is from a liberal Hollyweird lineage. Then it's merely harmless hijinks.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 25, 2017 04:52 PM (noWW6)

120 61 I'm with you, Grammie. I am totally out of the loop on this one.

Posted by: chavez the hugo

*****

Include me in.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 25, 2017 04:38 PM (wPiJc)

Some of us are just plain loopy.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 25, 2017 04:52 PM (0mRoj)

121 As a old Cruz supporter I still want to see him somewhere in the future moving up the ladder.

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2017 04:52 PM (0AwCy)

122 Julie Christie was gorgeous

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2017 04:52 PM (SjImc)

123 109 pepe , I really hope that's true
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2017 04:49 PM (1owrc

We all do. I looked it up and he promised to do it before elected and has republican backing so per Politico it could/should happen this week.

Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers! at January 25, 2017 04:52 PM (PQMST)

124 That's a lesson for our side too.

Yep, good one to keep in mind.

Be willing to giggle at Donald Trump, and give credit to the left when they are right. Be willing to condemn what Trump does wrong, don't be like those glassy-eyed Obama sycophants who licked the ground he walked on last week.

Like the goof on Trump that has his spokesman talking about he took the biggest dump ever, bigger than Obama ever took. That's funny, if crude stuff, and makes fun of Trump without hating him or being angrily bitter. Its the kind of silly thing you could imagine him saying, like we riff on here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, mixing memes at January 25, 2017 04:52 PM (39g3+)

125 Goodness, that basketball player looks so much like Cruz! I saw this yesterday and thought that was Cruz in his younger days and completely missed the entire joke. I'm so lame.

Posted by: IC at January 25, 2017 04:52 PM (a0IVu)

126 It must be exhausting to be that angry all the time.

Meh ... you adapt. Plus - as a dude without an actual heart ... the heat actually assists with circulation.

I move my blood via convection.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 25, 2017 04:53 PM (yOf1t)

127 61 I'm with you, Grammie. I am totally out of the loop on this one.

Posted by: chavez the hugo

Me too....

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 25, 2017 04:53 PM (O2RFr)

128 Strange as it sounds, I've actually known a number of guys over the years, all from various walks of life, who look and sometimes even sound like Ted Cruz. It's just that kind of face (and voice): common and uncommon at the same time.

As an aside, I went to one of Ted's rallies when he visited my little hometown in Indiana, which had never had a presidential candidate visit and speak at before. The rally was in the cattle show barn at the county fairgrounds. I was up front, about 20 feet away while he spoke. Cruz was pretty impressive. Easy to see why he did so well in law.

Posted by: troyriser at January 25, 2017 04:53 PM (ZkXe+)

129 Breaking pet Politico: Trump to sigh EO designating the Muslim Brotherhood as a terrorist organization!!!

Triple Trump Flaming Skulls when this happens.
---

Over at ZeroHedge... Trumps Next Executive Orders: Drastically Reducing US Role in International Organizations, Ending Treates.

UN, Euroweinnes hardest hit.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 25, 2017 04:53 PM (J5mC3)

130 117 I think Marchman believes "Octagon" is the new S&M club in San Francisco's Castro district.
Posted by: wooga at January 25, 2017 04:51 PM (3I7wr)

Wait... The Octagon...

Didn't Chuck Norris beat the crap out of bunch of Ninjas there???

This guy wants to take on Chuck????

Posted by: Don Q. at January 25, 2017 04:53 PM (qf6WZ)

131 Ted Cruz is hereby suspended indefinitely.

Posted by: Mike Krzyzewski at January 25, 2017 04:53 PM (ismre)

132 re 100
>>So who is picking up the tab?

Do they even make Tab, anymore?

yes, but you have to Hunt for it...

get it? that's wit. Amy Schumer will probably steal it

Posted by: mallflower on the range at January 25, 2017 04:53 PM (b7fwp)

133 So why are they looking for pictures of Ted Cruz playing bb anyway?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2017 04:53 PM (oVJmc)

134 Deadspin's response reminds me when John Kerry went skiing claiming "I don't fall." Photos caught him falling.

Posted by: goodluckduck at January 25, 2017 04:54 PM (yqvys)

135 Sarah Heath Palin actually was a basketball player in college iirc.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2017 04:54 PM (1owrc)

136 Tab was THE drink back in the 70s when I lived with my grandparents. That's all they drank. I can remember piles of pink bottle caps (they printed some sort of prize thing underneath). Collect enough or complete a certain sequence of caps, you'd win a turtleneck or the hottest new 8-track from Mac Davis.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 25, 2017 04:54 PM (ppaKI)

137 LOL. John Nolte got Debra Messing to respond to a tweet about her weight gain. Sensitive subject I guess.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 25, 2017 04:54 PM (OD2ni)

138 The thing that is even more awesome is that he paid for his own team of lawyers and advisors out of his own pocket to get these things done and hit the ground running day one.

Unheard of.

Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers! at January 25, 2017 04:55 PM (PQMST)

139 They could have laughed it off with a "well done @tedcruz" and nobody would have given two ficks about it.

It was the tantrum that did itself in. Deadspin kicked itself in the nuts.

Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at January 25, 2017 04:55 PM (2AJ/P)

140 "Tab was THE drink back in the 70s when I lived with my grandparents. That's all they drank. I can remember piles of pink bottle caps (they printed some sort of prize thing underneath)."

Tab and Fresca.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 25, 2017 04:55 PM (OD2ni)

141 On a crass political level, it worries me, though. Are certain parts of the activist left learning that out and proud abortion support isn't the best way to go?

I could have used another cycle of that, turning off more people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 25, 2017 04:48 PM (n9gGi)
=============================

Excellent point. If they are an ounce less crazed they might find more political support without giving up much of substance. I guess I hope the left condemns this ad, hard, and renews my faith in their devotion to craziness.

Posted by: MTF. Fire Julia Ioffe! at January 25, 2017 04:55 PM (LISuA)

142 Oooh, my phone is getting the Marshmallow update. Can't wait to see what's broken now.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 25, 2017 04:55 PM (S2VsH)

143 I bet Conway could take on this Dead Spin guy in an octagon.

Posted by: IC at January 25, 2017 04:56 PM (a0IVu)

144 Wait, it was a typo. I wasn't challenging anyone to a UFC fight. I don't want to get my ass whipped. I was challenging Tucker Carlson to a debate.

Posted by: Tim Marchman at January 25, 2017 04:56 PM (LAe3v)

145 135 Sarah Heath Palin actually was a basketball player in college iirc.

And ... much more importantly ... is still a One.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 25, 2017 04:56 PM (yOf1t)

146 This was funny. Only slightly less funny now that I realize that's not actually Ted Cruz!

That deadspin response shows how much they can't take a joke. Pathetic, sad people.

Posted by: Lea at January 25, 2017 04:56 PM (lIU4e)

147 >>> Breaking pet Politico: Trump to sigh EO designating the Muslim Brotherhood as a terrorist organization!!! Triple Trump Flaming Skulls when this happens.

Triple flaming weasel scalp skulls, or triple flaming classic skulls? These are the important questions.

Posted by: LizLem at January 25, 2017 04:56 PM (hvf9s)

148 139 They could have laughed it off with a "well done @tedcruz" and nobody would have given two ficks about it.

It was the tantrum that did itself in. Deadspin kicked itself in the nuts.

Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at January 25, 2017 04:55 PM (2AJ/P)

Its the Tucker Carlson effect...

Goad them a bit, and they WILL say something stupid...

Its in their nature.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 25, 2017 04:57 PM (qf6WZ)

149 >>>>
"Tab was THE drink back in the 70s when I lived with my grandparents.
That's all they drank. I can remember piles of pink bottle caps (they
printed some sort of prize thing underneath)."

Tab and Fresca.
.
.
.I love Fresca but it is getting hard to find anywhere except in the 2 liter bottles.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 25, 2017 04:57 PM (le7jz)

150 Is Ted Cruz gonna have to choke a b****?

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at January 25, 2017 04:57 PM (+aCe4)

151 Tim Kennedy MMA fighter took him up on the challenge.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 25, 2017 04:57 PM (dKiJG)

152 120 61 I'm with you, Grammie. I am totally out of the loop on this one.

Posted by: chavez the hugo

*****

Include me in.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 25, 2017 04:38 PM (wPiJc)

Some of us are just plain loopy.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 25, 2017 04:52 PM (0mRoj)
===========================

Someone has to round up these strays.

Posted by: MTF. Fire Julia Ioffe! at January 25, 2017 04:57 PM (LISuA)

153 139 They could have laughed it off with a "well done @tedcruz" and nobody would have given two ficks about it.

It was the tantrum that did itself in. Deadspin kicked itself in the nuts.

Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at January 25, 2017 04:55 PM (2AJ/P)
---------

Exactly.

Posted by: WisRich at January 25, 2017 04:58 PM (hdpay)

154 This whole thing is more confusing than a Normandy hedgerow.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at January 25, 2017 04:58 PM (Tyii7)

155 "Sarah Heath Palin actually was a basketball player in college iirc."

Aggressive point guard, nicknamed Barracuda.

How different had she gotten a basketball scholarship to Wellesley

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2017 04:58 PM (SIY7D)

156 Ah, the New York tough-guy keyboard warrior.

I've seen feistier 3 week-old lovebird chicks.

Those little suckers can pinch!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 25, 2017 04:58 PM (nd1zx)

157 144 Wait, it was a typo. I wasn't challenging anyone to a UFC fight. I don't want to get my ass whipped. I was challenging Tucker Carlson to a debate.
Posted by: Tim Marchman at January 25, 2017 04:56 PM (LAe3v)

Uh.... he meant.... KFC Fight... yeah... that's it... that's the ticket...

Who could eat the most... uh... KFC chicken skin....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 25, 2017 04:58 PM (qf6WZ)

158 Apparently they thought getting hit in the chin with balls is qualification for getting hit in the face with a basketball. Wrong!

Posted by: DaveA at January 25, 2017 04:59 PM (8J/Te)

159 President Trump is probably looking at his watch
impatiently and thinking " OK, what's next? There is another 7 hours
left to today"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2017 04:50 PM (SjImc)

President Hillary would be saying, "its nap time"

Posted by: Colin at January 25, 2017 04:59 PM (nxlAK)

160 I just learned that Shasta is still around. Had not seen that in decades.

Posted by: Tami at January 25, 2017 04:59 PM (Enq6K)

161 hahahah, Tim Kennedy.

like Game of Thrones where they choose a champion. "do you know who I am?" "some dead man"

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2017 04:59 PM (1owrc)

162 Hoist meet petard.

Democrat leaders including Pelosi now say that Trump's voter fraud investigation will increase voter suppression.

Heh

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2017 05:00 PM (SIY7D)

163 >>>exactly. It was a self-inflicted pwnage.

Ted Cruz kissed them lightly on the cheek and then, to drive him away, Deadspin whacked itself in the face with a shovel made of failure and disappointed parents.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2017 04:36 PM (8rNrN)

That is some Kaboom-level writing right there.

Posted by: T at January 25, 2017 05:00 PM (IKdzI)

164 I like Tim's tweet trail.

-"Oh, screw CNN for saying people are 'taking issue' with our tweet. Nobody is taking issue."
-Immediately thereafter: "Retweet: Colleague believes people are stupid for looking at this."

Conclusion: My floundering nobodies are way more important and influential than other floundering nobodies tweeting about the same thing.

He should've seen the writing on the wall with ESPN - sports writers shouldn't social justice warmonger in their sports writing. I thought Deadspin was funny many years ago but it's insufferable now and I look forward to seeing Univision sell them off to oblivion at great loss in the coming years.

Posted by: I've choked a dude or two at January 25, 2017 05:00 PM (wx6iv)

165 Ted Cruz is in violation of our TOS and unless he bends over for Eric Cartman Marchman we will suspend his account. Because we can.

Posted by: @Jack at January 25, 2017 05:00 PM (LISuA)

166 This whole thing is more confusing than a Normandy hedgerow.
--

quick summary so far:
Something something, sports, something, Gawkers, something Ted Cruz.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 25, 2017 05:00 PM (J5mC3)

167 Rob Reiner touched my ass last week. He was half a block away.

Posted by: Sally Struthers at January 25, 2017 05:01 PM (bc2Lc)

168 why are they looking for pictures of Ted Cruz playing bb anyway?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2017 04:53 PM (oVJmc)

Cruz set up a basketball game with other Senators in order to build bridges and they wanted a photo of him playing basketball in order to humiliate him.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 25, 2017 05:01 PM (dKiJG)

169 .I love Fresca but it is getting hard to find anywhere except in the 2 liter bottles.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

Amazon prime. And they deliver. 12 ounce cans.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2017 05:01 PM (E9ede)

170 >>>>On a crass political level, it worries me, though. Are certain parts of the activist left learning that out and proud abortion support isn't the best way to go?

They can try. It should be very obvious though that the hardliners that see abortion as a holy sacrament will not allow that to fly.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 25, 2017 05:01 PM (cAnNx)

171 I had a Tab once. Everything looked like a cartoon for about 3 or 4 hours.

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2017 05:01 PM (HgMAr)

172 Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at January 25, 2017 04:55 PM (2AJ/P)

Jebuz, are you ever going to fix your nick? It's Uma Thurman.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at January 25, 2017 05:01 PM (mgbwf)

173 79. Bring it there Bob. Anytime, anyplace.

Posted by: Mad dog Mattis at January 25, 2017 05:02 PM (s0VSd)

174 Democrat leaders including Pelosi now say that Trump's voter fraud investigation will increase voter suppression.

Heh
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2017 05:00 PM (SIY7D)

Because increasing Illegal voter suppression...

is a BAD thing?

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q. at January 25, 2017 05:02 PM (qf6WZ)

175 I try to decipher those Twatter breadcrumbs and my eyes start crossing.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at January 25, 2017 05:02 PM (Tyii7)

176 Shasta was pretty good as long as you avoided their root beer and cola flavors. The rest were tasty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, mixing memes at January 25, 2017 05:02 PM (39g3+)

177 Shasta is made less than 30 minutes from where I live. It's really common in our local dollar stores.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 25, 2017 05:02 PM (S2VsH)

178 Wait... The Octagon...

Didn't Chuck Norris beat the crap out of bunch of Ninjas there???

This guy wants to take on Chuck????
Posted by: Don Q. at January 25, 2017 04:53 PM (qf6WZ)

There's a scene in 'The Octogon' where Chuck Norris is drowning a ninja, holding his head and upper body down in a barrel or a trough or some such thing. The camera does a sustained, lingering closeup of Chuck's face while he's killing the guy. Chuck was perfectly expressionless, businesslike, casually turning his head from side to side to see if there were any other ninjas sneaking around that he needed to cripple or kill.

Awesomeness personified.

Posted by: troyriser at January 25, 2017 05:02 PM (ZkXe+)

179
Uh.... he meant.... KFC Fight... yeah... that's it... that's the ticket...

Who could eat the most... uh... KFC chicken skin....

CHALLENGE: ACCEPTED

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2017 05:02 PM (oVJmc)

180 >I had never heard of this site before this kerfluffle, so I guess that's good for them. Sort of.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, mixing memes at January 25, 2017 04:32 PM (39g3+)

They do a thing about how ridiculous the Williams Sonoma Christmas catalog is. That's about the only thing I've ever read there.

Posted by: Lea at January 25, 2017 05:03 PM (lIU4e)

181 President Hillary would be saying, "its nap time"

Posted by: Colin

You misspelled "10-day bender".

Posted by: pep at January 25, 2017 05:03 PM (LAe3v)

182
Cruz set up a basketball game with other Senators in order to build
bridges and they wanted a photo of him playing basketball in order to
humiliate him.

Uh, pics of Gaylord whiffing 19 of 20 free throws....or bowling....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2017 05:03 PM (oVJmc)

183 Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at January 25, 2017 04:55 PM (2AJ/P)

Jebuz, are you ever going to fix your nick? It's Uma Thurman.
--

Perhaps Strom Thurmond and Uma Thurmon had a baby named Uma Thurmond, and that babies feet are posting.

Didn't think of THAT, did you?

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 25, 2017 05:03 PM (J5mC3)

184 In a lily white private prep school in Hawaii I played basketball and hugged the pine....but mostly hugged the pine.

Posted by: Obama, Former potus at January 25, 2017 05:04 PM (cOHS7)

185 Ted Cruz is a funny guy and a true moron . You can listen to him on the Adam Carolla podcast doing a spontaneous rendition of a scene from the Princess Bride.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 25, 2017 05:04 PM (Q3fP7)

186
Mary Tyler Mooore is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLE at January 25, 2017 05:04 PM (Mk/Qf)

187 Honestly, every day since Trump's Inauguration has been a little bit like Christmas.

I wake up thinking "Ooooh, I wonder what Trump's gonna bring me today."

And now, there's Mall Trumps like Cruz!

Kinda like Mall Santas only spreading the fun and winning and good-feeling through low-level Trumpism.

Good for Cruz. He needs to let his fun side show more often.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 25, 2017 05:04 PM (vZ9Fw)

188 *sigh*....This just isn't our year.

Posted by: Liberals at January 25, 2017 05:04 PM (IKdzI)

189 I. Am. Not. Tired. Of. Winning!

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at January 25, 2017 05:05 PM (cOHS7)

190 Mary Tyler Mooore is mort?

Yes. She's not gonna make it after all.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2017 05:05 PM (YEelc)

191 Mary Tyler Aint No Moore.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2017 05:05 PM (oVJmc)

192 Perhaps Strom Thurmond and Uma Thurmon had a baby named Uma Thurmond, and that babies feet are posting.

Didn't think of THAT, did you?
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 25, 2017 05:03 PM (J5mC3)

And you.... making me try to visualize that child????

Evil.... pure.... evil....

Off to the Gym, to try to GAINZZZZ that picture out...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 25, 2017 05:05 PM (qf6WZ)

193 Trump has met with MLK III including to discuss a national voter ID.

There are pockets of voter fraud in many Black inner city precincts, but the motivation started more with controlling local patronage.

The big casino is with things like motor voter fraud which may involve millions of Illegals voting.

If you're Black you should see that you're increasingly going to be adversely affected by Illegal voting fraud.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2017 05:05 PM (SIY7D)

194

....with every little glance and movement...

Posted by: Soothsayer SLE at January 25, 2017 05:06 PM (Mk/Qf)

195 ace made my Twitter so awesome yesterday. I haven't checked today, but I hope he did it again

Posted by: grandmalcaesar at January 25, 2017 05:06 PM (yrohn)

196 Alan Grayson is an asshole.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2017 05:06 PM (IqV8l)

197
Didn't it seem like she was 80 for the last 20 years?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLE at January 25, 2017 05:06 PM (Mk/Qf)

198 >>>Who could eat the most... uh... KFC chicken skin....

Brian Boitano

Posted by: wooga at January 25, 2017 05:07 PM (3I7wr)

199 Yes. She's not gonna make it after all.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2017 05:05 PM (YEelc)

I'm ashamed to say I laughed out loud at that.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 25, 2017 05:07 PM (S2VsH)

200 >> Mary Tyler Mooore is mort?

We lover her.
We really, really love her.

Posted by: The Worms at January 25, 2017 05:07 PM (xd0pN)

201 "Hell, I thought that actually was Cruz in the photos"

So did I. Wonder if young Grayson has Cuban ancestry somewhere?

Posted by: Annalucia at January 25, 2017 05:07 PM (a5bF3)

202 Honestly, every day since Trump's Inauguration has been a little bit like Christmas.

I wake up thinking "Ooooh, I wonder what Trump's gonna bring me today."

And now, there's Mall Trumps like Cruz!

Kinda like Mall Santas only spreading the fun and winning and good-feeling through low-level Trumpism.
---

So... we've been in Narnia and Obama was the White Witch who made it perpetual winter with no Christmas? And now... Christmas has been restored!

BTW, I think that Trump is going to get through his 100 day promises in 3 weeks.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 25, 2017 05:07 PM (J5mC3)

203 "...the whoever was running the Twitter feed of Deadpsin instead replied, insanely..."

It was that psycho who plopped herself down on the sidewalk and screamed, "Nooooooo!", during The Trump's Inauguration, wasn't it?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 25, 2017 05:07 PM (1CroS)

204 100 - Yeah,there's a plant in Los Angeles still making it. You can find (pricey) 12 packs of it on Amazon and Walmart.

Posted by: Compound at January 25, 2017 05:07 PM (qyULy)

205 191 Mary Tyler Aint No Moore.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2017 05:05 PM (oVJmc)

Her condition has stabilized.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 25, 2017 05:07 PM (0mRoj)

206
And you.... making me try to visualize that child????

http://tinyurl.com/jot9lls

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2017 05:07 PM (oVJmc)

207 I wonder if the guy who accidentally invented "pwned" is mad that he gets no notoriety or cash out of such a huge meme.

Posted by: Mathers at January 25, 2017 05:08 PM (3myMJ)

208 Who could eat the most... uh... KFC chicken skin....

Brian Boitano
Posted by: wooga

Why does chicken skin loom like ball sack?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2017 05:08 PM (E9ede)

209 I used to comment at Deadspin in the long long ago - back in like 2006/2007. Will Leitch still had editorial control even though it was in the "Gawker network," so it was actually about, yknow, sports, and the writing was good. At some point AJ Asshole Daulerio (of Hulk Hogan lawsuit infamy) took over and it's been a cesspool ever since.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 25, 2017 05:08 PM (kumBu)

210 Watched Beckel for 15 seconds and went back to FBN.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2017 05:08 PM (IqV8l)

211 Making lists on Twitter of foul characters like these with #vogons

Posted by: Shiggz at January 25, 2017 05:08 PM (G7wcY)

212 My win level is so high that now I'm more concerned about the wins I'm missing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 25, 2017 05:08 PM (4ErVI)

213 @206
I got a dangerous website message at that link. Avoid.

Posted by: pep at January 25, 2017 05:09 PM (LAe3v)

214

hehe, yea, was following this yesterday and laughing out loud

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 25, 2017 05:09 PM (nQgx9)

215 Why does chicken skin loom like ball sack?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2017 05:08 PM (E9ede)

What do you mean? Some ballsacks loom larger than others.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 25, 2017 05:09 PM (0mRoj)

216 I do hope POTUS takes a day off to hang out with his lovely FLOTUS.

Posted by: IC at January 25, 2017 05:09 PM (a0IVu)

217 We lover her.
We really, really love her.
Posted by: The Worms at January 25, 2017 05:07 PM (xd0pN)

Wasn't that Sally Field, not MTM?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 25, 2017 05:09 PM (S2VsH)

218
Greta Van Boring went back to msnbc.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLE at January 25, 2017 05:10 PM (Mk/Qf)

219 Why does chicken skin loom like ball sack?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2017 05:08 PM (E9ede)

What do you mean? Some ballsacks loom larger than others.

Look. Sorry. Driving typo.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2017 05:10 PM (E9ede)

220 >>>So, moderately funny.

I thought Cruz's tweet was much funnier than moderately.

Posted by: m at January 25, 2017 05:10 PM (3jGss)

221 "176 Shasta was pretty good as long as you avoided their root beer and cola flavors. The rest were tasty."

We had Costa soda growing up and they had all of the crazy flavors. I liked birch beer the best.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 25, 2017 05:11 PM (OD2ni)

222 You are thinking of Michele Fields.

And she didn't die. She just lost her arm.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2017 05:11 PM (xd0pN)

223 So, WAS that a picture of Ted Cruz or Grayson Allen?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2017 05:11 PM (tOcW/)

224 >>So, WAS that a picture of Ted Cruz or Grayson Allen?

Yes.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2017 05:12 PM (xd0pN)

225
Mary Stuart Masterson Steenburgen is dead?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLE at January 25, 2017 05:12 PM (Mk/Qf)

226 "Trump to sigh EO designating the Muslim Brotherhood as a terrorist organization!!!"

I was about to say, "That escalated quickly," but you know what--"Shit just got real."

Posted by: Weasalhead Jarrett at January 25, 2017 05:12 PM (97XyN)

227 We had Goody soda pop. It was made right here in Omaha and they had all sorts of flavors.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 25, 2017 05:12 PM (4ErVI)

228
Wasn't that Sally Field, not MTM?

Yes and I wish this was about Field's demise instead of Moore.. Field was one of the "stars" of that stupid anti-Trump video...

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 25, 2017 05:13 PM (O2RFr)

229 >>>87 Murray from Mary Tyler Moore died

whatever happened to Carlton, the doorman?!

Posted by: concrete girl at January 25, 2017 05:13 PM (Fo47B)

230 Tim Marchman owns a second-hand "woman skin" that he wears on Friday nights.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 25, 2017 05:13 PM (QQ+il)

231 201-- "Hell, I thought that actually was Cruz in the photos"
So did I. Wonder if young Grayson has Cuban ancestry somewhere?
Posted by: Annalucia at January 25, 2017 05:07 PM (a5bF3)
------------------------------
Apparently not, although I believe he IS from Florida!

The resemblance has been a joke for a long time, especially at Duke. I think even SI was kidding about it a year or so ago.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 25, 2017 05:14 PM (Nox3c)

232
Doris Day is still alive. She's either 92 or 94.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLE at January 25, 2017 05:14 PM (Mk/Qf)

233
whatever happened to Carlton, the doorman?!
Posted by: concrete girl

No one ever heard from him again.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2017 05:14 PM (IqV8l)

234 Sports Geek Gawker so owned that Gawker will have to declare bankruptcy to pay their debts.

Thank you. I'll be here all day. Try the roadkill.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 25, 2017 05:14 PM (1CroS)

235 Making the Muslim Brotherhood a terrorist organization Will Fuck many countries and citizens of the USA. It will be glorious when it happens.

I have to think that Politico reported this early this morning so the traitors they are friends with can get a head start to Qatar or something.

Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers! at January 25, 2017 05:15 PM (PQMST)

236 87 Murray from Mary Tyler Moore died

whatever happened to Carlton, the doorman?!

The police say he's not a suspect.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 25, 2017 05:15 PM (8ZskC)

237 New EO from Trump: CAIR reps to be doused with mace from supersoakers at all public appearances.

Posted by: Mathers at January 25, 2017 05:15 PM (3myMJ)

238 whatever happened to Carlton, the doorman?!
Posted by: concrete girl at January 25, 2017 05:13 PM

Also the voice of Garfield and (briefly) Dr Venkman. Died years ago.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 25, 2017 05:15 PM (S2VsH)

239 Mary Stuart Masterson Steenburgen is dead?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLE at January 25, 2017 05:12 PM (Mk/Qf)

Her horses panicked and drove her off a cliff.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 25, 2017 05:15 PM (VdICR)

240 Why as a Moron not yet trolled Shia LeBoofs stupid live camera protest Trump thing in NYC. We would love to hear the ground report.
Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers! at January 25, 2017 04:41 PM (PQMST)

A couple of folks have with LaBoof there. One white supremacist type I guess and one 4 chan type with a pepe the frog sign. LaBoof was not impressed.

Posted by: Keith at January 25, 2017 05:15 PM (USf3s)

241
the muslim bro-hood is now officially a terrorist group?

That's a blow to obama but also a Huge blow to McCain and Graham -- they wanted to arm and assist the MB as much as obama did.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLE at January 25, 2017 05:16 PM (Mk/Qf)

242 Dick Grayson is dead?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 25, 2017 05:16 PM (8ZskC)

243 It's hard to believe that even as little as 10 years ago, sports commentary was actually a separate entity from politics and not just another tendril in the left's total culture war campaign of 'you will be forced to care, wingnut.'

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at January 25, 2017 05:16 PM (kumBu)

244 I'm tired of all these teenagers committing suicide on Facebook.

Instead, I want to see more SJW media-types committing suicide on Facebook.

Posted by: zombie at January 25, 2017 05:16 PM (jBuUi)

245
Wait, Garfield is dead??

Posted by: Soothsayer SLE at January 25, 2017 05:16 PM (Mk/Qf)

246 "Trump to sigh EO designating the Muslim Brotherhood as a terrorist organization!!!"

Well, that's one way to clean out the intel community.

Not tired of all the winning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2017 05:16 PM (PY9jH)

247 I always thought Tiki Punch was just horrible. Had an aunt who mistakenly bought it for "the kids" 'cause she thought we would love it.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 25, 2017 05:16 PM (Ivjge)

248 Dick Clark is dead, seemingly.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 25, 2017 05:16 PM (QQ+il)

249 236 87 Murray from Mary Tyler Moore died

whatever happened to Carlton, the doorman?!

The police say he's not a suspect.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 25, 2017 05:15 PM (8ZskC)

Murray was promoted to captain. Captain of Love.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 25, 2017 05:17 PM (Q3fP7)

250 Abe Vigoda is actually dead....

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 25, 2017 05:17 PM (O2RFr)

251 btw did yoy guys see Tucker interview Kristy Swanson?
Apparently she's a Trump fan.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 25, 2017 05:17 PM (Om16U)

252 His real name wasn't Dick. I just called him that.

Posted by: Batman at January 25, 2017 05:17 PM (8ZskC)

253 Obama's legacy: dead

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2017 05:18 PM (PY9jH)

254 240 Why as a Moron not yet trolled Shia LeBoofs stupid live camera protest Trump thing in NYC. We would love to hear the ground report.
Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers! at January 25, 2017 04:41 PM (PQMST)

A couple of folks have with LaBoof there. One white supremacist type I guess and one 4 chan type with a pepe the frog sign. LaBoof was not impressed.
Posted by: Keith at January 25, 2017 05:15 PM (USf3s)

I don't see how people are resisting the target rich environment LeBoof has provided. Moar trolling and triggering please.

Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers! at January 25, 2017 05:18 PM (PQMST)

255 We've got Polar Soda, made proudly in Worcester Mass (probably by guys called "Sully"), so you know it's top quality.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at January 25, 2017 05:18 PM (zSMr0)

256 GAWKER IS DEAD???????

THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S, YOU KNOW, TRUE

Posted by: Ben Rothlieeeeeesburger at January 25, 2017 05:18 PM (ihtYN)

257 251 btw did yoy guys see Tucker interview Kristy Swanson?
Apparently she's a Trump fan.

Saw it... Tucker is becoming one of the only shows I will watch on FOX... Love the way He takes Libs down...

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 25, 2017 05:19 PM (O2RFr)

258 Wilson W. Wilson, Jr. from Home Improvement could have died a dozen times and no one would have been the wiser.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 25, 2017 05:19 PM (QQ+il)

259 "Trump to sigh EO designating the Muslim Brotherhood as a terrorist organization!!!"

Is that right?

It's on. It is sooo on!

Finally, Leadership! I'm simply amazed at the leadership domination of Trump. Taking the People's Mandate and ramming it through like a Viking is so glorious and unexpected that my Schadenboner may last over eight years.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 25, 2017 05:19 PM (1CroS)

260 251 btw did yoy guys see Tucker interview Kristy Swanson?
Apparently she's a Trump fan.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 25, 2017 05:17 PM (Om16U)
--------------------------------
Is that the little old lady that makes the TV dinners and pies?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 25, 2017 05:19 PM (Nox3c)

261 also Mrs Netanyahu called Melania to congratulate her. Cool, huh?

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 25, 2017 05:20 PM (Om16U)

262 You know what's really pathetic? Wheelchair basketball.

Posted by: Wendy Davis at January 25, 2017 05:20 PM (ismre)

263 Wait, Garfield is dead??

He was assassinated in 1881.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2017 05:20 PM (4WhSY)

264 251 btw did yoy guys see Tucker interview Kristy Swanson?
Apparently she's a Trump fan.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 25, 2017 05:17 PM (Om16U)
--------------------------------
Is that the little old lady that makes the TV dinners and pies?

I'd eat her pie.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2017 05:21 PM (oVJmc)

265 I could see a Leftist type Jonestown livestream mass suicide because of Trump by the end of 2017.

Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers! at January 25, 2017 05:21 PM (PQMST)

266 Is that the little old lady that makes the TV dinners and pies?

==

the original Buffy the vampire slayer

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 25, 2017 05:21 PM (Om16U)

267 Abe Vigoda is actually dead....

Posted by: deplorable donna at January 25, 2017 05:17 PM (O2RFr)

A year ago.

Posted by: Mega at January 25, 2017 05:21 PM (EdXI9)

268 C'mon, you left out the Ron Burgundy post that certified Cruz as a memelord?

That's almost as lame as Deadspin.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2017 05:21 PM (Mb+1L)

269 "We've got Polar Soda, made proudly in Worcester Mass"

I live off Polar Dry Orange

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2017 05:21 PM (SIY7D)

270 Wait, Garfield is dead??

He was assassinated in 1881.

And yet Felix still walks the Earth.

Posted by: Batman at January 25, 2017 05:22 PM (8ZskC)

271 OT: A job opening just posted for my field of work in Durham NC. Can anyone give me the skinny on Durham as far as livability, etc.?

Posted by: Cheri at January 25, 2017 05:22 PM (oiNtH)

272 I could see a Leftist type Jonestown livestream mass suicide because of Trump by the end of 2017.

Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers!

PPV?

Posted by: Infidel at January 25, 2017 05:22 PM (ByNzS)

273 How the fuck did Ed Assner outlive Mart Tyler Moore.

Dammit!

Posted by: eleven at January 25, 2017 05:22 PM (qUNWi)

274 Still here!

Posted by: Don Rickles at January 25, 2017 05:23 PM (UHquB)

275 What's really funny to me about this is that if Ted was on the Duke basketball team he would be one of those short white dudes way down at the far end of the bench that are non-scholarship players that Coach K lets suit up if they also agree to hand out the towels during time outs and who get to come in a game only if it is the final 25 seconds of a 125-22 blowout against Little Sisters of the Poor and ends up committing two turnovers, two fouls and three traveling violations.

I'm jealous.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 25, 2017 05:23 PM (wPiJc)

276 Durham might be better now that Nifong is out. unfortunately the thugs and bigots who elected Nifong are still there.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2017 05:24 PM (VXXyi)

277 Get help. Really.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 25, 2017 05:24 PM (0pMBV)

278 30 At least Ted Cruz doesn't trip other players on the court. Yes, I hate Duke. What do you ask?
Posted by: dantesed at January 25, 2017 04:32 PM (88xKn)

-----------------

What'd I ever do to you? Sniff

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 25, 2017 05:24 PM (kTF2Z)

279 Bertram Cabot, Jr.: "Watched Beckel for 15 seconds and went back to FBN."

Bringing that TubOGoo back is pure trolling by FoxNews. That kind of manipulation keeps me watching Lou Dobbs and his repeats instead.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 25, 2017 05:24 PM (1CroS)

280 I'd eat her pie.

Dang!

yeah

Posted by: eleven at January 25, 2017 05:24 PM (qUNWi)

281 I still get more pussy than Frank Sinatra, so there

Posted by: One of Coach Ks Short White Pine Riders at January 25, 2017 05:25 PM (SIY7D)

282 Get help. Really.

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that....

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2017 05:25 PM (4WhSY)

283 265 I could see a Leftist type Jonestown livestream mass suicide because of Trump by the end of 2017.
Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers!

The thing is, the original Jonestown mass-suicide already was a leftist mass-suicide, since The People's Temple was a Marxist cult.

Posted by: zombie at January 25, 2017 05:25 PM (jBuUi)

284 "How the fuck did Ed Assner outlive Mart Tyler Moore"

Well, given how pathetically liberal Assner is, we have the comfort of knowing he's going to spend the rest of his life in his own personal hell.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2017 05:25 PM (Mb+1L)

285 Kristy Swanson melted many screens and projectors when The Chase came out.

Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers! at January 25, 2017 05:26 PM (PQMST)

286 Sock off

Posted by: Flyboy at January 25, 2017 05:26 PM (UHquB)

287 Is that the little old lady that makes the TV dinners and pies?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie and Higher Learning.

Posted by: no good deed at January 25, 2017 05:26 PM (hJamr)

288 I don't see how people are resisting the target rich environment LeBoof has provided. Moar trolling and triggering please.

I'll bet that thing is down in about two weeks.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 25, 2017 05:27 PM (qJhUV)

289 Durham - aren't there a lot of bulls there or something?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2017 05:27 PM (Mb+1L)

290 "I could see a Leftist type Jonestown livestream mass suicide because of Trump by the end of 2017."

Could we send another Congressman Ryan on a mission of spying, to get his face blown off.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2017 05:27 PM (SIY7D)

291 244 I'm tired of all these teenagers committing suicide on Facebook.

Instead, I want to see more SJW media-types committing suicide on Facebook.
_________________________

Some black actor (or actor wannabe) shot himself in the head on FB yesterday, so apparently this is becoming a thing now, and you may get your wish.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 25, 2017 05:27 PM (riF5p)

292 Wait--Petula Clark is dead?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 25, 2017 05:27 PM (97XyN)

293 Damn, the LSM has been getting their collective asses owned here for the last week, at least. If they'd do a little fact checking and other shit that they use to teach in J-school, their asses wouldn't hurt as much as they do now...

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at January 25, 2017 05:27 PM (0Q3q4)

294 283 265 I could see a Leftist type Jonestown livestream mass suicide because of Trump by the end of 2017.
Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers!

The thing is, the original Jonestown mass-suicide already was a leftist mass-suicide, since The People's Temple was a Marxist cult.
Posted by: zombie at January 25, 2017 05:25 PM (jBuUi)

Which is why this is a safe bet, the precedent has been set.

Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers! at January 25, 2017 05:27 PM (PQMST)

295 actually, rereading about the lacrosse fake-rape case in Durham, I suggest moving to a town that isn't totally bent.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2017 05:28 PM (VXXyi)

296 271 OT: A job opening just posted for my field of work in Durham NC. Can anyone give me the skinny on Durham as far as livability, etc.?
Posted by: Cheri at January 25, 2017 05:22 PM (oiNtH)
-------------------------
Durham itself is not good.
Not good at all. (Check the demographics and voting patterns.)

There are nice neighborhoods outside the city.
The cost of living is not bad.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 25, 2017 05:28 PM (Nox3c)

297 >>> Jonestown mass-suicide

hale bop comet

Posted by: concrete girl at January 25, 2017 05:28 PM (Fo47B)

298 I could see a Leftist type Jonestown livestream mass suicide because of Trump by the end of 2017.

Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers!

The thing is, the original Jonestown mass-suicide already was a
leftist mass-suicide, since The People's Temple was a Marxist cult.

Posted by: zombie at January 25, 2017 05:25 PM (jBuUi)

Which is why this is a safe bet, the precedent has been set.

The one bit you'd like to see Amy Schumer steal.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 25, 2017 05:29 PM (4WhSY)

299 288 I don't see how people are resisting the target rich environment LeBoof has provided. Moar trolling and triggering please.

I'll bet that thing is down in about two weeks.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 25, 2017 05:27 PM (qJhUV

Then make hay while the sun is shining.

Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers! at January 25, 2017 05:29 PM (PQMST)

300 Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2017 05:27 PM

Sounds like you have a particular Ryan in mind.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 25, 2017 05:29 PM (S2VsH)

301 Cheri, where are you moving from, so we can compare? (I am not asking for specifics, unless you live in a large enough city to be safe saying so)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 25, 2017 05:30 PM (kqtMD)

302 So Facebook's instant streaming has been used for suicides, racist torture sessions, and putting dying people online after they've been shot by cops.

Great move there, Zuckerberg.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2017 05:30 PM (oVJmc)

303 290 "I could see a Leftist type Jonestown livestream mass suicide because of Trump by the end of 2017."

Could we send another Congressman Ryan on a mission of spying, to get his face blown off.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2017 05:27 PM (SIY7D)

What is wrong with you?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 25, 2017 05:31 PM (Q3fP7)

304 302 so awful

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 25, 2017 05:32 PM (Om16U)

305 Facebook is a wonderful recruiting tool even if it is run by a Jew.

Posted by: the Amir of the Believers (ra) at January 25, 2017 05:32 PM (VXXyi)

306 So Facebook's instant streaming has been used for suicides, racist torture sessions, and putting dying people online after they've been shot by cops.

Great move there, Zuckerberg.

But no porn. Can't have anything that might hurt the morals of the kids...

(Or maybe it's loaded with bewbs and weenies, I dunno. I don't book any faces.)

Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2017 05:32 PM (TXZ1v)

307 What kind of psycho would write that "eat shit" reply? Did they think they were being clever and winning over fans with that post? It's kind of hilarious watching the left lose their shit these days.

Posted by: Chris M at January 25, 2017 05:32 PM (eAZVt)

308 cleanup on that "to get his face etc" comment plz.

not cool, dude

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2017 05:33 PM (VXXyi)

309 302 So Facebook's instant streaming has been used for suicides, racist torture sessions, and putting dying people online after they've been shot by cops.

Great move there, Zuckerberg.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2017 05:30 PM (oVJmc)

And it was used to broadcast a gang rape in Sweden the other day. Give you one guess as to the background of the guys that did it

Posted by: Simon Gruber at January 25, 2017 05:33 PM (rX06+)

310 How much does a limp wristed millenial bring at the pwn shop? A $3 bill?

Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 25, 2017 05:33 PM (nFwvY)

311 The MB has been declared a terrorist organization, but I don't CAIR.

Posted by: Keith Ellison at January 25, 2017 05:34 PM (97XyN)

312
I'm old enough to remember when a face book was a binder full of mug shots

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 25, 2017 05:34 PM (lKyWE)

313 Many Bothans died to bring us this meme.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 25, 2017 05:34 PM (VdICR)

314 Posted by: Chris M at January 25, 2017 05:32 PM (eAZVt)

It was a very odd reply. Cruz's "That escalated quickly" meme comeback was perfect though.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 25, 2017 05:34 PM (sEDyY)

315 And it was used to broadcast a gang rape in Sweden the other day. Give you one guess as to the background of the guys that did it
Posted by: Simon Gruber at January 25, 2017 05:33 PM (rX06+)

Lutheran.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 25, 2017 05:34 PM (0mRoj)

316 "Sounds like you have a particular Ryan in mind."

Yep. I was once a Paul Ryan fan. He's in my dog house. Could earn his way back

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 25, 2017 05:34 PM (SIY7D)

317 Totally not advocating the mass suidice by the Left SJWs livestreamed, just saying it would not shock me if/when it happens.

Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers! at January 25, 2017 05:35 PM (PQMST)

318 Many Bothans died to bring us this meme.

Poor bastards.

Posted by: eleven at January 25, 2017 05:35 PM (qUNWi)

319 OH YEAH!!!

*looks around*

*quietly backs away and leaves*

Posted by: Kool-Aid Man in Jonestown at January 25, 2017 05:36 PM (VdICR)

320 This post by a Pro-Life Concerned Christian on why she marched Saturday is making the rounds on Facebook, thought I'd let the Morons take a stab at poking holes in it.

Wonder if she knows Feminists for Life was banned.

https://www.facebook.com/meryl.pikett/posts/10102728917220061

Posted by: LizLem at January 25, 2017 05:37 PM (hvf9s)

321 IF the muslim brotherhood is declared a terrorist organization, then it also has immigration and finance implications as adherents of terrorist groups can be excluded or deported from the U.S. and denied use of our financial payment systems which affects many Euro banks as well.

I suspect DT knows that.

Posted by: whig at January 25, 2017 05:37 PM (R15Tp)

322 What's so stupid bout all this is Cruz is clearly a power forward, not a point guard.

Posted by: eleven at January 25, 2017 05:38 PM (qUNWi)

323 "Cruz's "That escalated quickly" meme comeback was perfect though."

Yup! Cruz is doing it right. Funny to watch a social media company get owned on their own turf. The left takes themselves so seriously, and they don't understand why everyone is laughing at them.

Posted by: Chris M at January 25, 2017 05:39 PM (eAZVt)

324 Social media is producing serious mental illnesses and dangerous personality disorders. It needs to die. Live streaming is a terrible idea on Facebook.

No livestream___ porn or nude stuff because duh already been done since Netscape. Nope jumping the shark to murder, suicides, rape, kidnapping, and tourture.... And terrorism.

Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers! at January 25, 2017 05:40 PM (PQMST)

325 320 This post by a Pro-Life Concerned Christian on why she marched Saturday is making the rounds on Facebook, thought I'd let the Morons take a stab at poking holes in it.

Wonder if she knows Feminists for Life was banned.

https://www.facebook.com/meryl.pikett/posts/10102728917220061
Posted by: LizLem at January 25, 2017 05:37 PM (hvf9s)

Horseshit from start to finish.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 25, 2017 05:41 PM (0mRoj)

326 Senate basketball talent scout #1: We've got our eye on this Harry Reid fellow.

Senate basketball talent scout #2: Tell me about it. You should see him dribble.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 25, 2017 05:41 PM (wPiJc)

327 Oh oh I look just like buddy Holly.....

Oh OH and you're Mary Tyloh Moe.

Posted by: eleven at January 25, 2017 05:41 PM (qUNWi)

328 This Beemer site is for real? Virtual UFC?? Gawd these people are tucked in the head.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 25, 2017 05:42 PM (6LwXe)

329 They are all Hillary now, screaming "Why aren't I 50 points ahead." We will see an continuous stream of moments which were foreshadowed by Ceausescu's final speech. 5 gallon buckets of double buttered popcorn are required.

Posted by: geoffb5 at January 25, 2017 05:42 PM (d3wbb)

330 321>> As I said this morning, my fervent hope is that CAIR and the MB are designated terrorist groups and are deported. The only problem with that is that the federal prison system is infested with gangs not the least of which is the MB so deportation would mean letting those animals go.

I guess if we sent them to some muslim crapistan country that'd be OK.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 25, 2017 05:42 PM (6z9sL)

331 So as part of his new reforms, Trump has ordered the Sec. of DHS to publish a list each week showing the number and type of crimes being committed in the U.S. by illegal aliens.

LOL.

After years of the government pretending that illegal aliens are all class valedictorians and brain surgeons in the making, the public is finally going to get to see some of the real costs of Obama's open borders lawlessness.

Still not tired of all the winning . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 25, 2017 05:43 PM (riF5p)

332 It got quiet in here. Everybody must have looked up Kristy Swanson on Google images and hit their bunks.

Posted by: Pepe, sign the damn National Divorce Papers! at January 25, 2017 05:43 PM (PQMST)

333 Posted by: LizLem at January 25, 2017 05:37 PM (hvf9s)

Sadly, many foreign anti-trafficking groups are celebrating the various marches. I think it's because, with all the horror they see routinely, they simply can't envision just how *vacuous* and self-absorbed most of the US marchers are. They take the spokescreatures at their word about how desperate everything is here, since desperate is a condition they are familiar with.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 25, 2017 05:44 PM (sEDyY)

334 >>> Horseshit from start to finish.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 25, 2017 05:41 PM (0mRoj)

I know, but I'm trying to articulate WHY. No mention of crisis pregnancy centers for a start, which is idiotic.

Posted by: LizLem at January 25, 2017 05:47 PM (hvf9s)

335 331 So as part of his new reforms, Trump has ordered the Sec. of DHS to publish a list each week showing the number and type of crimes being committed in the U.S. by illegal aliens.

LOL.

After years of the government pretending that illegal aliens are all class valedictorians and brain surgeons in the making, the public is finally going to get to see some of the real costs of Obama's open borders lawlessness.

Still not tired of all the winning . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 25, 2017 05:43 PM (riF5p)

Every time I see a new Trump win it's like opening the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 25, 2017 05:47 PM (4ErVI)

336 Not saying it is what happened here but I think the lesson from Trump is that you can't just take this stuff and become a mockery,You have to hit back.

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2017 05:47 PM (r/0kC)

337 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

I am in Grand Junction - Western CO. This place is great if you are an outdoorsy person which I am not. Not much in the way of culture, shopping, restaurants or things to do other than outdoor stuff such as camping, hiking, hunting, etc.

Durham would include a nice raise for me however I am concerned about the crime rate, etc. I will probably apply for it anyway and see what happens while I continue to research.

Posted by: Cheri at January 25, 2017 05:47 PM (oiNtH)

338 Kristy Swanson? I'll be in my coffin.

Posted by: Rutger Hauer at January 25, 2017 05:48 PM (VdICR)

339 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 25, 2017 05:43 PM (riF5p)

Seriously, I am trying really hard not to turn into a fawning, drooling idiot over this man.

NOT tired of all this winning!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 25, 2017 05:49 PM (kqtMD)

340 Tim Kennedy, MMA fighter, former Ranger, Special Forces just tweeted that he would be his huckleberry to Tim Marchman.

Posted by: HugoStiglitz at January 25, 2017 05:49 PM (aOqpx)

341 This post by a Pro-Life Concerned Christian on why she marched Saturday is making the rounds on Facebook

Wow, that is some trolling for sure. I think her time would have been better spent volunteering for or donating to the Gabriel Project. Let's just pretend there is no outreach or support available at all, and everyone just sits there rubbing their hands with glee at the chance to throw a stone.

Posted by: no good deed at January 25, 2017 05:49 PM (hJamr)

342 All my facebook lefty friends are stunned..I think they have no idea how to react to the rapid fire action man Trump. Too used to languid pontificating Obama I'm guessing.

Posted by: IC at January 25, 2017 05:49 PM (a0IVu)

343 I confess: last night I posted something about this, so giddy with the joke I totally forgot that Grayson ("Tripper") Allen looks like Ted. And I thought it WAS Ted. Oops.

Posted by: voiceover at January 25, 2017 05:49 PM (RWa9G)

344 Grayson Allen's mom has some explaining to do...

Posted by: Grayson Allen's dad at January 25, 2017 05:50 PM (AGJqR)

345 "Eat shit". Well now, that was a snappy retort worthy of a 7th grade punk.

Posted by: Cheri at January 25, 2017 05:51 PM (oiNtH)

346 Tim Kennedy, MMA fighter, former Ranger, Special Forces just tweeted that he would be his huckleberry to Tim Marchman.

Heh. These people never know when to stop digging do they?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 25, 2017 05:52 PM (qJhUV)

347 Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2017 05:47 PM (r/0kC)

That's a lesson GWB was incapable of learning.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 25, 2017 05:52 PM (ksKMl)

348 I just ate way too much french onion dip.
I regret my life choices.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 25, 2017 05:53 PM (Om16U)

349 Chuck was perfectly expressionless, businesslike, casually turning his head from side to side to see if there were any other ninjas sneaking around that he needed to cripple or kill.
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And isn't this really the story of Trump?

Posted by: Mega at January 25, 2017 05:53 PM (EdXI9)

350 Posted by: IC at January 25, 2017 05:49 PM (a0IVu)

Yeah, I expected Trump to get straight to work but, wow. I figured he'd know O had a lot of nasty surprises he'd spring at the last moment and would be prepared to stop or mitigate many, but he's still moving much faster than I had expected.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 25, 2017 05:54 PM (sEDyY)

351 I will bet my paycheck on Kennedy, 1st rd.

Posted by: HugoStiglitz at January 25, 2017 05:55 PM (aOqpx)

352 334 >>> Horseshit from start to finish.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 25, 2017 05:41 PM (0mRoj)

I know, but I'm trying to articulate WHY. No mention of crisis pregnancy centers for a start, which is idiotic.
Posted by: LizLem at January 25, 2017 05:47 PM (hvf9s)

It's the standard canned trope from pro-aborts that pro-life people don't care about the mothers and the chiiiiildren. But, as you note, there are numerous crisis pregnancy centers run by those very same people who provide prenatal support and post-natal support in the form of clothing, formula, diapers, etc. Her typically reductionist argument boils down to the same old bullshit that pro-lifers don't care about the chiiiildren because they don't want big government protecting everyone from the consequences of their shitty decisions or subsidizing promiscuity.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 25, 2017 05:55 PM (0mRoj)

353 New Baby Chop Shop

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2017 05:55 PM (xd0pN)

354 Posted by: LizLem at January 25, 2017 05:47 PM (hvf9s)
Her argument was basically the left is right. More sex Ed, more government programs equal fewer abortions. I don't know where she got her info that under democratic presidents there are fewer abortions.
She's virtue signaling that she's pro life but she's down with the struggle. She's one of the good ones.
Utter bullshit.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 25, 2017 05:56 PM (8cEQL)

355 I know, but I'm trying to articulate WHY. No mention of crisis pregnancy centers for a start, which is idiotic.
Posted by: LizLem at January 25, 2017 05:47 PM (hvf9s)

That chart simply doesn't say that abortions go down when a democrat is president. It looks like they peaked sometime late in Reagan's second term and have been slowly declining ever since.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 25, 2017 05:57 PM (MCOBY)

356 OT but just a reminder not to be too quick to judge people by their appearance. Of course it's a necessary profiling tool but it's not the only tool.

I bring this up because of the man who saved the AZ Trooper's life by shooting the person who had just shot the trooper and was beating him on the side of the road.

The hero was a guy with neck tattoos and expanded holes in his ear lobes.

I am constantly reminding myself to heed my own advice.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 25, 2017 05:58 PM (Q3fP7)

357 the pro aborts generally like to say pro lifers are all about telling women what to do with their bodies.

not even pro life myself, but even I am sick of bullshit rhetorical stances like this. The only thing I tell people like this to do with their bodies is to put a sock in their mouths

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2017 05:58 PM (VXXyi)

358 Posted by: tu3031 at January 25, 2017 05:52 PM (qJhUV)

I wonder if Tim is a Moron,because this story is not exactly brand new...kind of like maybe he read it here just now.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 25, 2017 05:58 PM (kqtMD)

359 Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2017 05:58 PM (VXXyi)

but first, they must...

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 25, 2017 05:59 PM (kqtMD)

360 And speaking of pro-life #winning, watch Rachael Maddow beclown herself:

https://twitter.com/niall_gooch/status/824354494964256769

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 25, 2017 06:00 PM (MCOBY)

361 lol Tammy.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2017 06:01 PM (VXXyi)

362 I predict "winning withdrawal syndrome" coming soon. Trump will run through the easy "stroke of a pen" reversals and things will slow down.

Then the real fight starts. The one with Republicans.

Posted by: Mathers at January 25, 2017 06:06 PM (3myMJ)

363 362 I predict "winning withdrawal syndrome" coming soon. Trump will run through the easy "stroke of a pen" reversals and things will slow down.

The inexorable draw of history will force the Republicans to acquiesce and it will be beautiful.

Posted by: HugoStiglitz at January 25, 2017 06:17 PM (aOqpx)

364 I don't even know who immortan joe is and I'm laughing my ass off

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at January 25, 2017 06:18 PM (Fcj8g)

365 Deadspin is trying so hard to fill the snarky liberal asshole void left when Gawker went under

Posted by: Hamilton at January 25, 2017 06:31 PM (sCjDS)

366

Posted by: Browndog at January 25, 2017 07:05 PM (ccfl2)

367 @366 My Bad....

Anyway.

Back in the old days of the internet, Deadspin was a good site. And like Broseidon, I too was a commenter.

I would go as far as to say that most of the best commenters there would have made for great members of the Horde.

These days, not so much.

Posted by: Browndog at January 25, 2017 07:08 PM (ccfl2)

368
You can't spell "Deadspin" without "ESPN".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 25, 2017 08:06 PM (S0CK0)

369 Fuck the pussy MMA shit. I think we should have a nice knife fight. My Ka-bar against his sushi knife. One look at the scars on my abdomen and that would be the end of his "tough guy" stance.

Posted by: The Exile at January 25, 2017 11:22 PM (oi+c6)

370 Her horses panicked and drove her off a cliff.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 25, 2017 05:15 PM (VdICR)
................................

Was that horse named Sarah Jessica Parker?

Posted by: Just horsing aroung at January 26, 2017 12:25 PM (61BD9)

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