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So Tomorrow Night I Was Thinking About Replaying Election Night

For a while, I was thinking of setting up threads as if it were election night -- last November 8 -- and just including links to YouTube recordings of the networks' coverage.

Does that sound like a good idea or just stupid?

Election night "recoverage" would begin at like 6 or whatever.

I don't know if this is a great idea or a really, really dumb one.

Posted by: Ace at 04:56 PM




Comments

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1 First.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 04:57 PM (0Veb5)

2 Not dumb. Could be cathartic.

I'd love a regularly scheduled movie thread on weekends, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 04:58 PM (0Veb5)

3 If you do, include the video of the meltdown at the Young Turks show!

Posted by: Gwenyth at January 18, 2017 04:58 PM (NOIQH)

4 I don't know if I can take another 8 day boner, but I'm game.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 18, 2017 04:59 PM (TJCSB)

5 Could be fun if you include all of the msm melt down videos.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 18, 2017 04:59 PM (le7jz)

6 Mr. Soros emailed me, I wont be able to participate, the well seems to be running dry he says.

Posted by: Byll Winn at January 18, 2017 04:59 PM (vmsda)

7 YEEEEES DOO EEEEEEEEEEET!

Posted by: Grad School Fool at January 18, 2017 04:59 PM (swEzU)

8 I was focused on other things that night, so sure, ace, post it.

Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 04:59 PM (CRotO)

9 Why wait?

START NOW!

Posted by: filbert at January 18, 2017 04:59 PM (s5o+q)

10 Doesn't really appeal to me, but what do I know?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 05:00 PM (39g3+)

11 You know, I'm at the point now where anything that makes liberals irritated or triggered is a great idea. Go for it. And this time, even more pudding.

Posted by: azkag at January 18, 2017 05:00 PM (wdTBU)

12 Maybe just the actual reactions, gnashing of the teeth and sweet sweet liberal tears. Why not, my Schadenboner just got back from Vegas and won't even talk about it still, so I'm game.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 18, 2017 05:00 PM (FRQMa)

13 And the two Laci Green tweets!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2017 05:00 PM (NOIQH)

14 Imagine if that's the day that Dr. Emma Teller decides to revisit the HQ.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:00 PM (0Veb5)

15 Oh please do!! I was working Decision Desk that night and missed the fun here.

Posted by: Sunny at January 18, 2017 05:00 PM (x/sxT)

16 It won't be a bad idea until Nov. 8, 2020.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2017 05:00 PM (V3IFq)

17 I'm good, as long as I don't have a flash back to actual election night and accidentally re-wash a load of clothes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2017 05:01 PM (PY9jH)

18 Great idea.

Can we subtly redirect trolls to comment on the original election night threads?

Posted by: TexasDan at January 18, 2017 05:01 PM (Ylm8X)

19 I think not dumb. Mostly fun, I imagine.

We all enjoy the catharsis of watching them suffer. We're going to need that to look back to in a few years of defending Trump against the left. Guaranteed.

Posted by: The Media at January 18, 2017 05:01 PM (xeeHA)

20 Flaming blago skull

Also please steal humpbot from Hotair. They no longer deserve it

Posted by: Tradd at January 18, 2017 05:01 PM (GSJcT)

21 Don't do it tonight, I need to run to the store first. I'm all out of hand lotion and Kleenex.

Posted by: Richie C at January 18, 2017 05:01 PM (/cnOd)

22 I knew it was serious when we lost Florida, and Hillary threw a vodka bottle at me. And it was half full...

Posted by: Podesta at January 18, 2017 05:01 PM (qJhUV)

23 Willowed in previous thread (with slight edit):
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I want to go on record, in my capacity as a small white nut, as positively DISINVITING all Democrat legislators, politicians, voters, and sympathizers from the Trump inauguration.

You, by your actions, words, deeds, and votes, have shown that you hate this country, the people in this country, and the philosophies on which this country were founded.

"In the name of God, GO!"

(Or, repent, and be forgiven your sins. So to speak.)

Posted by: filbert at January 18, 2017 05:01 PM (s5o+q)

24 Please do it!


And reposting...Part 2 of Project Veritas is out. A bunch of man-bunned, skinny-jean wearing up-talkers pretending to be tough guys. It's pretty hysterical.

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at January 18, 2017 05:01 PM (CLKfs)

25 Why don't you also show how Trump lied and cheated to gets elected?????????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 18, 2017 05:02 PM (Fbj4h)

26 LASue,

Link?

Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:02 PM (CRotO)

27 My opinion: Current event will probably intervene and dictate the Threads. Especially since for the Left Wing the world as we know it will end on Friday. Just a hunch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2017 05:02 PM (SjImc)

28 24 Please do it!


And reposting...Part 2 of Project Veritas is out. A bunch of man-bunned, skinny-jean wearing up-talkers pretending to be tough guys. It's pretty hysterical.
Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at January 18, 2017 05:01 PM (CLKfs)

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So were the original Weather Underground.

And they managed to kill people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:01 PM (0Veb5)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:02 PM (0Veb5)

29 Can we subtly redirect trolls to comment on the original election night threads?
Posted by: TexasDan at January 18, 2017 05:01 PM (Ylm8X)


Subtle.

Trumpian.

I like it.

Posted by: filbert at January 18, 2017 05:02 PM (s5o+q)

30 I don't know if this is a great idea or a really, really dumb one.

only one way to find out

Posted by: ziigggyyyeeee at January 18, 2017 05:02 PM (AsMdZ)

31 I'm going to be re-living that night forever.

Dodging a bullet so close that it left singe marks.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 18, 2017 05:02 PM (7ZVPa)

32 I can not wait until Saturday gets here. It is making me crazy.

Posted by: Dizzy Dan, the Wrong Word Man at January 18, 2017 05:02 PM (I56TX)

33 Imagine if that's the day that Dr. Emma Teller decides to revisit the HQ.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:00 PM (0Veb5)
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I know you guys only get your ideas from FoxNews but I am pretty sure the election was months ago and this is not a good look, you guys!

Posted by: Emma Tiller, PhD at January 18, 2017 05:02 PM (xeeHA)

34 Sure, but given how much Clinton is up in Florida, Georgia, Michigan, and Texas, it will be a short night.

Posted by: @RealBillWynn at January 18, 2017 05:03 PM (DMUuz)

35 I'd love it. It's not very often I get to replay a moment of genuinely stunned disbelief, in a good way.

Posted by: no good deed at January 18, 2017 05:03 PM (hJamr)

36 I actually downloaded Fox's election night coverage and I've watched it a few times, just for the facial reactions of the stupid media and the tears of the Hellary supporters.

Posted by: Abby at January 18, 2017 05:03 PM (HBU7W)

37 25 Why don't you also show how Trump lied and cheated to gets elected?????????
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 18, 2017 05:02 PM (Fbj4h)

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You mean like Hillary cheated your boy Bernie?

Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:03 PM (CRotO)

38 33
I know you guys only get your ideas from FoxNews but I am pretty sure the election was months ago and this is not a good look, you guys!
Posted by: Emma Tiller, PhD at January 18, 2017 05:02 PM (xeeHA)

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I bet your professor told you that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:03 PM (0Veb5)

39 How about you just do melt-down videos? I'm so sick of the MFM, just re-watching them makes me sick.

MFM, snowflake, and pajama boy melt-down videos would be cool.

Also, an occasional cat video thrown in, for chuckles and warm fuzzies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2017 05:03 PM (PY9jH)

40 Obama: I Trust Cuban Government

Stupid.

Weasel Zippers

Says it all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2017 05:03 PM (SjImc)

41 I'll be watching the footage for years if that means anything.

Make sure to put up the Young Turks footage.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2017 05:04 PM (4ErVI)

42 I'll tell my mother and my aunt to blow up my phone with texts at 0200 to make it realistic.

Posted by: no good deed at January 18, 2017 05:04 PM (hJamr)

43
you could title all the posts:

It Could Be An Early Night

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 18, 2017 05:04 PM (2TK/4)

44 31 I'm going to be re-living that night forever.

Dodging a bullet so close that it left singe marks.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 18, 2017 05:02 PM (7ZVPa)

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So will I.

Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:04 PM (CRotO)

45 CHICAGO IS OUT?

CHICAGO IS OUT!?!?!?!?!?

Posted by: CNN at January 18, 2017 05:04 PM (s5o+q)

46 Not Live Live Blog?

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:04 PM (OhOyF)

47 Amazing.

Posted by: Chris Hayes at January 18, 2017 05:04 PM (ismre)

48 43
you could title all the posts:

It Could Be An Early Night
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 18, 2017 05:04 PM (2TK/4)

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Yes.

Ace. Do this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:04 PM (0Veb5)

49 Oh, pleeeeeaaassse. PLEEEEAAAAASSSE.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 18, 2017 05:04 PM (o38N1)

50 MFM, snowflake, and pajama boy melt-down videos would be cool.

Also, an occasional cat video thrown in, for chuckles and warm fuzzies.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2017 05:03 PM
...Yep, that was my vote upthread. Grief porn!!!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 18, 2017 05:04 PM (FRQMa)

51 Sort of like a festival of butt-hurt and tears? If only there was a video of Hillary in her chambers capturing her meltdown and conniption.

Posted by: Fritz at January 18, 2017 05:04 PM (FmNHR)

52
Exit Polls Look Bad For Trump; Could Be An Early Night

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 18, 2017 05:04 PM (2TK/4)

53 My guess is liberal hijinks will dominate the news the next couple of days.

Posted by: Bosk at January 18, 2017 05:05 PM (n2K+4)

54 Ace, if you are looking for thread material, you need to do a thread on the ACLU wanting the cops to turn off their body cams for the inauguration.
One of their reasons? It's against the protesters constitutional rights to be photographed in a public setting.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 05:05 PM (S3oyF)

55 ...and then she started to scream, "TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!"

Posted by: Podesta at January 18, 2017 05:05 PM (qJhUV)

56 Oh heck yea, especially if you include all the mash-ups of the epic meltdowns across the news channels.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 18, 2017 05:05 PM (kqtMD)

57 Ace obviously owns stock in a pudding company.

Posted by: filbert at January 18, 2017 05:05 PM (s5o+q)

58 I bet your professor told you that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:03 PM (0Veb5)
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Well, I did have an assignment to understand the bizarre people that voted for racist Trump. I know you all only think what you hear on TV so I can't explain why everything you believe is wrong but trust me, DUDE!

Posted by: Emma Tiller, PhD at January 18, 2017 05:05 PM (xeeHA)

59 As an election expert, I give him 2%.

Posted by: TexasJew at January 18, 2017 05:05 PM (nDeMm)

60 I've done this three times since the election. It felt like a guilty pleasure, so it must be good. Go for it.

Posted by: IanDeal at January 18, 2017 05:06 PM (teGBX)

61 My favorite melt-down video will always be the grrllll who is screaming into her iPhone that she's going to "f*cking kill!!!!" herself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2017 05:06 PM (PY9jH)

62 This might get ace a job in the Trump administration.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 18, 2017 05:06 PM (TJCSB)

63 we are fully against the linking of numerous videos in one thread

Posted by: pixy hamsters at January 18, 2017 05:06 PM (lJXY3)

64 58 Well, I did have an assignment to understand the bizarre people that voted for racist Trump. I know you all only think what you hear on TV so I can't explain why everything you believe is wrong but trust me, DUDE!
Posted by: Emma Tiller, PhD at January 18, 2017 05:05 PM (xeeHA)

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It's like she's actually here...

*wistful smile*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:06 PM (0Veb5)

65 If I were a Trump spokesperson, I would ask the journalists why they are not asking the Dem inaugural non-attendees if they are skipping the ceremony because they have inside dope on the violence planned by Dem party supporters and don't want to get hurt.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at January 18, 2017 05:06 PM (hKi6n)

66 Must include the Young Turks meltdown! I've watched that a dozen times at least. The best!

Posted by: Creek at January 18, 2017 05:06 PM (13BOh)

67 Yes!

Posted by: not the mama at January 18, 2017 05:06 PM (EpAnP)

68 I'd wager that Clinton's hotel room suffered more property damage that night than when Led Zeppelin stayed there in '72.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 18, 2017 05:07 PM (7ZVPa)

69 I couldn't stand to watch/listen on Election Night, so yeah, I wouldn't mind listening to the replay.

I guess it's a cheat (watching the movie when you already know the ending) but at my age, that's all my heart can take :-)

Posted by: Annalucia at January 18, 2017 05:07 PM (a5bF3)

70 Ace

A little too Sunset Boulevard for me.

Posted by: mnw at January 18, 2017 05:07 PM (PNCUr)

71 Vid of Milo wandering through the empty MFM press rooms on election night.

Priceless.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2017 05:07 PM (PY9jH)

72 Doesn't this assume that Obama won't pull some 11th hour outrage that justifies stomping election night rerun threads?

Seems more likely than not to me, but if it doesn't happen and turns out to be a slow news day, I like the idea.

Posted by: cool breeze at January 18, 2017 05:07 PM (StZrq)

73 Trump's Pathis narrower than Vic's eurethra.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:07 PM (OhOyF)

74 17 I'm good, as long as I don't have a flash back to actual election night and accidentally re-wash a load of clothes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2017 05:01 PM (PY9jH)


Well, they're probably dirty again by now, aren't they?

Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2017 05:07 PM (zoehZ)

75
Election day/night at Hot Air mustve been something.

Buncha dildoes over there.

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 18, 2017 05:07 PM (2TK/4)

76 Ace,

It might be slightly better if you have a live commentary scrolling underneath.

Invite all the dickbirds cob-logger emeriti to join in.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2017 05:08 PM (V3IFq)

77 Please put the Young Turks up. Their slow deflation, followed by accelerated collapse, was joygasmic.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2017 05:08 PM (EnKk6)

78 My favorite melt-down video will always be the grrllll who is screaming
into her iPhone that she's going to "f*cking kill!!!!" herself.

When she told someone to call an ambulance because she is f'in dying, I wanted to tell her the ride won't be covered if it isn't an actual emergency.

Posted by: no good deed at January 18, 2017 05:08 PM (hJamr)

79 26: I don't know how to mini URL link, but it's on you tube. Here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xIjbkYLI1nY.


The main guy's name is Legba Carrefour. Seriously.

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at January 18, 2017 05:08 PM (CLKfs)

80 You should invite CAC to remind us that Wisconsin and pennsylvania are not in play.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:08 PM (OhOyF)

81
Doesn't this assume that Obama won't pull some 11th hour outrage that justifies stomping election night rerun threads?


Posted by: cool breeze at January 18, 2017 05:07 PM (StZrq)


Ugh. There could be that. Who knows what that jackass has up his sleeve?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2017 05:08 PM (PY9jH)

82 Russian foreign minister Lazrov has named agents of foreign powers who meddled in our election

Merkel and Hollande of course, and also Theresa May.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2017 05:09 PM (zNuLQ)

83 I was on this site for most of the night because I just couldn't watch, but my husband kept coming in and giving me a state by state recap of another Trump victory. Finally at midnight I turned it on. I was so sorry I had missed it so I just downloaded the entire night.

Posted by: Abby at January 18, 2017 05:09 PM (HBU7W)

84 I dont know about you, but reliving the troll comments post election never gets old.

Texas is now in play for Hillary, Alaska shows Hillary up by 3. It's over folks, get used to saying Madame President.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 18, 2017 05:09 PM (pCUr3)

85 Upside. SchadenBoner!

Downside SchadenBoner lasting more than for hours.

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at January 18, 2017 05:09 PM (r5O/2)

86 CBD, in case you moved over here and aren't checking the previous thread, here's a pie recipe you could try:

http://www.gimmesomeoven.com/lemon-meringue-pie-recipe/

Posted by: LizLem at January 18, 2017 05:10 PM (hvf9s)

87 should CAC be presented with the bag of dicks before he is invited or during?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2017 05:10 PM (zNuLQ)

88
Merkel and Hollande of course, and also Theresa May.


Rotten Shits.

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 18, 2017 05:10 PM (2TK/4)

89 84 I dont know about you, but reliving the troll comments post election never gets old.

Texas is now in play for Hillary, Alaska shows Hillary up by 3. It's over folks, get used to saying Madame President.
Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 18, 2017 05:09 PM (pCUr3)

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For some reason, I'm okay with saying Madame President now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:10 PM (0Veb5)

90 Yes, do it! It was the greatest night ever.

Posted by: dantesed at January 18, 2017 05:10 PM (88xKn)

91 I think this is an outstanding idea. Of course I'm a big consumer of Schadenfreude so this is pretty much my wheelhouse.

Posted by: Nora at January 18, 2017 05:10 PM (PCkeH)

92 (xeeHA) Whose hash is this? I'm crackin' up. It's like a transgendered cow person's exclamation. XeeeeHA!!!

Posted by: no good deed at January 18, 2017 05:10 PM (hJamr)

93 One of their reasons? It's against the protesters constitutional rights to be photographed in a public setting.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 05:05 PM (S3oyF)

I'm thinking that the ACLU knows there will be protesters with mucho outstanding warrants who do not want to be caught on camera, but, who do want to punch some Trump people.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 18, 2017 05:10 PM (kXoT0)

94 I watch it every nite! Then the Energizer Bunny makes me a samish!

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at January 18, 2017 05:10 PM (bc2Lc)

95 This:

http://www.billkassel.com/wp-content/uploads/Before-and-After.jpg

Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2017 05:10 PM (NOIQH)

96 you could title all the posts:

It Could Be An Early Night

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 18, 2017 05:04 PM (2TK/4)




Yes, that is one of my favorite lines of recent vintage. Thank you Bill Wynn I still find that funny

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2017 05:11 PM (OE2ur)

97
I am still confused as to how rotten-clinton won Nevada easily.

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 18, 2017 05:11 PM (2TK/4)

98 You can actually see when Stephanopoulos shits himself and when Martha Raddetz's face gets stuck that way.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 18, 2017 05:11 PM (nFwvY)

99 Yes. I pull up election night coverage while at work. The tears get me through the day. Watched MSNBy today.

Posted by: Stormy70 at January 18, 2017 05:11 PM (rd7x0)

100
Upside. SchadenBoner!



Downside SchadenBoner lasting more than for hours.

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at January 18, 2017 05:09 PM (r5O/2)


There's a remedy for that: Chaz Bono, Hillary!, and Lena Dunham.

Threesome.

You'll thank me later.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2017 05:11 PM (PY9jH)

101 xeeHA) Whose hash is this? I'm crackin' up. It's like a transgendered cow person's exclamation. XeeeeHA!!!

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Xee Ha is me. XEEEEE HAAAA!!!!

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 18, 2017 05:11 PM (xeeHA)

102 If you do, include the video of the meltdown at the Young Turks show!
Posted by: Gwenyth

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I think this clip would be a must. Along with MeAgain trying not to be pissed when Bret Baier announces Trump's win

Posted by: Nora at January 18, 2017 05:11 PM (PCkeH)

103 I am still confused as to how rotten-clinton won Nevada easily.

Same way Harry Reid did. Nevada is more crooked than the Mississippi river in Louisiana.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 05:12 PM (39g3+)

104 I will reconsider my previously expressed opinion if we actually get to watch chemjeff eat his bag of dicks.

Posted by: cool breeze at January 18, 2017 05:12 PM (StZrq)

105 92 (xeeHA) Whose hash is this? I'm crackin' up. It's like a transgendered cow person's exclamation. XeeeeHA!!!
Posted by: no good deed at January 18, 2017 05:10 PM (hJamr)

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ROFL!

better than my hash...

Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:12 PM (CRotO)

106 I'm not ashamed to admit I've spent some serious time on YouTube just going through different networks and watching the different news anchor hide their shattered emotions.

I think a good rundown "best of" would be great.

Posted by: Maritime at January 18, 2017 05:12 PM (PqoGA)

107 I went to bed early on election night because I just couldn't face the probability of a Clinton win. I awoke at 3:00 a.m. and logged into the HQ and Lo!, The Donald and Pence were ascendant. Huzzah!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2017 05:12 PM (EnKk6)

108 Throw in a recount.

Posted by: local news at January 18, 2017 05:12 PM (1isJI)

109
I suppose it didn't help that that idiot Joe Heck denounced Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 18, 2017 05:12 PM (2TK/4)

110 Replaying the election night?


This seems just the sort of thing that got Trump the reputation for punching baby dicks.


I like it.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2017 05:12 PM (vZ9Fw)

111 Go ahead and do it Ace,......the poster jizz discharge level will be of galactic proportions....may set off the FEMA flood alarm system

Posted by: !Deplorable Lives Matter! at January 18, 2017 05:12 PM (1+OXC)

112 Gloating is fun, right? So heck yeah.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 18, 2017 05:12 PM (fn748)

113 Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:08 PM (OhOyF)


LOL!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 18, 2017 05:12 PM (kqtMD)

114
I am still confused as to how rotten-clinton won Nevada easily.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 18, 2017 05:11 PM (2TK/4)


SEIU

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 18, 2017 05:12 PM (lKyWE)

115 Just a collage of horrified and shocked leftist faces would be nice. Weeping and aghast.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 05:13 PM (39g3+)

116 we are fully against the linking of numerous videos in one thread
Posted by: pixy hamsters at January 18, 2017 05:06 PM (lJXY3)


Just the text YouTube links, not the luxurious and yuge ones that hork up the hamsters, maybe.

Posted by: filbert at January 18, 2017 05:13 PM (s5o+q)

117 I wonder if Paul Anka will have time to provide play by play or commentary?

Posted by: .87c at January 18, 2017 05:13 PM (NjN1G)

118 and maybe a running chyron of all those douche bag #nevertrump people and their comments...you know for mocking purposes.

Posted by: Al Leppo at January 18, 2017 05:13 PM (vmsda)

119 I had a similar thought, recently. Just a reminder of the delicious tears.

Posted by: Apostate at January 18, 2017 05:13 PM (E+euT)

120 114
I am still confused as to how rotten-clinton won Nevada easily.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 18, 2017 05:11 PM (2TK/4)


SEIU
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 18, 2017 05:12 PM (lKyWE)

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If only a Republican Congress had managed to prevent card check...Maybe union influence would be on the wane these days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:13 PM (0Veb5)

121
Mark Kirk, Kelly Ayotte, and Joe Heck.

Three Shits who shouldve won but didn't because they stupidly decided to join the Left in crapping on Donald Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 18, 2017 05:13 PM (2TK/4)

122 You should invite CAC to remind us that Wisconsin and pennsylvania are not in play.

Posted by: garrett

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I have to say that there were some unusual outcomes that night, that almost nobody predicted. I expected Trump to narrowly win by taking Virginia and Nevada (which he did not do), and not taking WI, MI, or PA.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 18, 2017 05:13 PM (7ZVPa)

123 Obama trusts the Cuban government.
He trusts the Iranian government.

He knows who his friends are.
He knows who shares his worldview.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 18, 2017 05:14 PM (Nox3c)

124 If only a Republican Congress had managed to prevent card check...Maybe union influence would be on the wane these days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:13 PM (0Veb5)
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Due to several states' votes, it is on the wane many places.

Wisconsin Unions are eating shit lately. Go Walker!

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 18, 2017 05:14 PM (xeeHA)

125 116 we are fully against the linking of numerous videos in one thread
Posted by: pixy hamsters at January 18, 2017 05:06 PM (lJXY3)

Just the text YouTube links, not the luxurious and yuge ones that hork up the hamsters, maybe.
Posted by: filbert at January 18, 2017 05:13 PM (s5o+q)

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I would imagine that it would be a series of threads with one or two videos in each.

That's kind of how I read Ace's original post.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:14 PM (0Veb5)

126 Election Night 2016? The best Christmas I've ever had.

And who doesn't like Christmas?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 18, 2017 05:14 PM (1CroS)

127 'Member when Trump got elected?

I 'member!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2017 05:14 PM (0mRoj)

128 I hope bradley manning drops dead

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2017 05:14 PM (SjImc)

129 It's too bad there is no recorded video from the NRO's wake...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2017 05:15 PM (V3IFq)

130 First you must say Hold my beer

Posted by: Tmitsss at January 18, 2017 05:15 PM (XUGPI)

131 Ace obviously owns stock in a pudding company.

Posted by: filbert at January 18, 2017 05:05 PM
..And he bought the stock just days before the erection!!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 18, 2017 05:15 PM (FRQMa)

132 I think it sounds like a fun idea Ace! Relive the night we dodged a yuuuuge bullet.

Besides, election night I was at a show. I figured hey if Trump wins great, if not then at least I will have been happy at some point tonight before the end of America commences. Was the ultimate Schrodingers Cat, didn't allow myself to check returns until after show was done. Missed all the fun taking place here! Could be fun to get a second chance to relive it.

Posted by: LizLem at January 18, 2017 05:15 PM (hvf9s)

133 121
Mark Kirk, Kelly Ayotte, and Joe Heck.

Three Shits who shouldve won but didn't because they stupidly decided to join the Left in crapping on Donald Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 18, 2017 05:13 PM (2TK/4)

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Just like that dumb shit in Pennsylvania who went against Trump and...won.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:15 PM (0Veb5)

134 >>>46 Not Live Live Blog?

sort of. My plan is to put up threads every hour or hour and a half with new videos (whcih are about two hours long or longer). I'd sort of pretend in the headlines that this is live. My recommendation to people would be to keep sort of within the timeframe of the videos posted in the thread. Not pretending it's election night, but keeping to the stuff in the videos for that time block.

Because it was a long night, and I don't want to be up all night, I thought we could move through them quickly, with commenters (and me) putting up comments like "Skip to minute 110 in the CNN video, Van Jones melts down!" that way we'd sift through the bullshit (for long periods, nothing much happened) and just hit the big highlights.

The idea would be to wrap it up with a 9pm thread, even though in reality, the election wasn't really over until like 3am in the morning.

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2017 05:15 PM (8rNrN)

135 Why bothrer, Hillary is up 7 in Florida it will be an early night.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 18, 2017 05:15 PM (hMqvx)

136 Anybody seen the Milo clip on Facebook where the guy ask one Liberal White person after another about Voter ID and why it's racist? These earnest folks explain in the most racist manner possible why Black Americans can't get a Photo ID to use. The clip closes with the guy asking Black Americans if they carry a Photo ID and they look at him like he's nutz and basically say of course I've got ID and I carry it.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 18, 2017 05:15 PM (kXoT0)

137 I think it would be fun. I would be able to actually enjoy it this time knowing the outcome instead of confused and a nervous wreck like last time.

Posted by: L, Elle at January 18, 2017 05:15 PM (Rsi2C)

138 128 I hope bradley manning drops dead
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2017 05:14 PM (SjImc)

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Considering the life expectancy of most transgenders, it's doubtful he has much longer.

Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:15 PM (CRotO)

139 I am still confused as to how rotten-clinton won Nevada easily.
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 18, 2017 05:11 PM (2TK/4)


SEIU
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
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I also think that is one purple state where the Hispanic stuff did hit pay dirt for Hillary.


Still, she won by like 2 points which means a 1 point swing it could have gone for Trump.

It didn't help that basically the entire Nevada GOP seemed to be trying to shoot him down.

Posted by: Maritime at January 18, 2017 05:15 PM (PqoGA)

140 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2017 05:12 PM (EnKk6)

Almost ditto; I couldn't bear to look at 3.

I waited til about 830, and even when I saw the pic of Trump and Pence, I just figured it was like a tribute or something.

I will NEVER forget how I felt when I realized Trump won. Ever.

I am still giddy, in part because of how he's been kicking ass already.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 18, 2017 05:16 PM (kqtMD)

141 I wouldn't mind being released again.

Posted by: The Krakenboner at January 18, 2017 05:16 PM (NaN/b)

142 Mark Kirk, Kelly Ayotte, and Joe Heck.

Three Shits who shouldve won but didn't because they stupidly decided to join the Left in crapping on Donald Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 18, 2017 05:13 PM (2TK/4)




I don't think Kirk could have won. After his stroke he has been severely limited and really didn't run much of a campaign. I agree though that he ran and far and fast away from Trump as he possibly could.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2017 05:16 PM (OE2ur)

143 I would imagine that it would be a series of threads with one or two videos in each.

That's kind of how I read Ace's original post.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:14 PM (0Veb5)


I mainly just wanted to offer the phrase "hork up."

Posted by: filbert at January 18, 2017 05:16 PM (s5o+q)

144

I don't know if this is a great idea or a really, really dumb one.



Embrace the power of and.
IDK, I just wanted to steal that.

Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2017 05:16 PM (8J/Te)

145 I watched Triumph's "Election Watch 2016" on Hulu earlier today. Most of the show was footage of the Cubs winning. "The theme of the night is changing from 'Better Together' to 'I Need Some Alone Time'." "I haven't seen this much liberal panic since Whole Foods ran out of quinoa taboulli."
About what I expected.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at January 18, 2017 05:16 PM (u/p7K)

146 136 Anybody seen the Milo clip on Facebook where the guy ask one Liberal White person after another about Voter ID and why it's racist? These earnest folks explain in the most racist manner possible why Black Americans can't get a Photo ID to use. The clip closes with the guy asking Black Americans if they carry a Photo ID and they look at him like he's nutz and basically say of course I've got ID and I carry it.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 18, 2017 05:15 PM (kXoT0)

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That's a good video.

If I were 1) active on Facebook and 2) confrontational on Facebook, I'd have posted directly to a few friends' walls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:16 PM (0Veb5)

147 TFG sure did delight in saying she and her as many times as he could in that presser, Nevergiveup. I had to turn it off after he said Manning had served a tough sentence already.

Posted by: no good deed at January 18, 2017 05:16 PM (hJamr)

148 The Young Turks stuff is classic.

Oh, Ana. Y U so dubm?

*Disclaimer: I actually think Ana Kasparian is hot, but so, so awful.

Posted by: Kensington at January 18, 2017 05:16 PM (WyLre)

149 >>'Member when Trump got elected?


'Member you and me talkin' about the time I couldn't 'member...

Member?'

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:16 PM (OhOyF)

150 Thursday in mexican food and margarita night for me so it will fit right in. Besides I fell asleep around midnight on election night (I think they had called Florida and NC by then) so I didn't see the result until the next morning.

Posted by: DanMan at January 18, 2017 05:16 PM (aZqu2)

151 It is always worth re-watching last year's election night coverage, especially the really liberal ones. The View did a live election night special that is sure to give you a giant erection. Just watching them go from 'This is such a historic night! The next 4 years are going to be great!' to 'Hey, this is turning out to be a lot closer than we thought it would.' to 'Oh my Gaia, we're all going to die!'

Even if Trump turns out to be a disaster whose missteps usher in a thousand-year Dark Age of progressive dominance, I will always thank him for that night.

Posted by: Paul at January 18, 2017 05:17 PM (Ae4P3)

152 143 I mainly just wanted to offer the phrase "hork up."
Posted by: filbert at January 18, 2017 05:16 PM (s5o+q)

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That's the sort of thing that you don't need an excuse for.

Let it fly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:17 PM (0Veb5)

153 >Why don't you also show how Trump lied and cheated to gets elected?????????
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 18, 2017 05:02 PM (Fbj4h)

Can we have real time at the Kremlin?

Putin's Diary?

Posted by: Lea at January 18, 2017 05:17 PM (lIU4e)

154 Although there is some leftover pudding in the fridge.

Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2017 05:17 PM (8J/Te)

155 Considering the life expectancy of most transgenders, it's doubtful he has much longer.
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:15 PM (CRotO)
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Statistically, he'll either commit suicide or revert. Very few do neither.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 18, 2017 05:17 PM (xeeHA)

156 Hell - I'm in! Let's make it a drinking game. Every time an idiot msm'r says "it's too early to call" any obviously Trump state you have to do a shot.

Wait - might not make it even a quarter way through. Ah hell do it anyway.

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 18, 2017 05:17 PM (6eYTQ)

157 Concentrate on the anger and tears. But mostly the tears. You can call it "Schadenboner: Part Deux".

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 18, 2017 05:17 PM (wNN8A)

158 Why aren't my Comments Posting!?

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:18 PM (OhOyF)

159 Do it!

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2017 05:18 PM (r/0kC)

160 Actually, stupid would be repeating anything coming of of Gewnnyth Paltorw's mouth.

Posted by: More at January 18, 2017 05:18 PM (+mACD)

161 >>>*Disclaimer: I actually think Ana Kasparian is hot, but so, so awful.

hot?

I assume you mean her body temperature runs high because otherwise I don't get it

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2017 05:18 PM (8rNrN)

162 ..And he bought the stock just days before the erection!!!!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 18, 2017 05:15 PM (FRQMa)


First, the Erection.

On Friday, the Insemination!

Posted by: filbert at January 18, 2017 05:18 PM (s5o+q)

163
I've watched NBC, PBS, BBC, ABC (b team), MSNBC... They're fun!

Do it - MSNBC might be the best choice. (BBC had some solid coverage though. I love their anchor)

Posted by: ArthurK at January 18, 2017 05:18 PM (h53OH)

164 156 Hell - I'm in! Let's make it a drinking game. Every time an idiot msm'r says "it's too early to call" any obviously Trump state you have to do a shot.

Wait - might not make it even a quarter way through. Ah hell do it anyway.
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 18, 2017 05:17 PM (6eYTQ)

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On a Thursday?

Do you people not work?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:18 PM (0Veb5)

165 DO IT

Posted by: fightwinger at January 18, 2017 05:18 PM (n1yh9)

166 This must include all of those glorious moments when the anchors must've first learned that Trump was winning.

I remember watching FOX that night somewhere between 10-10:30 when Me-again came back from commercial and her face just fell.

It was clear to me at that point that Trump had either won or was very close to doing so.

I tried to stay up to watch Hillary!'s concession but as we all know now, that wasn't going to happen.


Perhaps for this extra special night some talented moron can splice together a short "should've been" concession speech for Hillary! from various and sundry video clips.


Maybe one of TFG's reaction as well.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2017 05:18 PM (vZ9Fw)

167 I'd love it. It's not very often I get to replay a moment of genuinely stunned disbelief, in a good way.
Posted by: no good deed at January 18, 2017 05:03 PM (hJamr)

I'd like to relive it.

I was about 500 comments behind the whole night and couldn't believe how positive everyone kept sounding. It just kept getting better and better.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 18, 2017 05:18 PM (D2vc1)

168 Sounds better than pearls in your oyster.

Posted by: Gwenyth Paltrow at January 18, 2017 05:18 PM (GX63o)

169 I think it's a tony idea, Ace!

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:18 PM (OhOyF)

170 I nominate this for the official AoSHQ Inauguration Eve Pudding Cup recipe:

http://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/dirt-pudding-cups

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2017 05:18 PM (DMUuz)

171 I'd watch.

I was drunk as hell by half way through last time.....might be nice to see it (slightly) less drunk.

Maybe I could remember more about it than just the 24 hour boner....

Posted by: FITP at January 18, 2017 05:19 PM (6liZn)

172 42 hours, 36 minutes.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 18, 2017 05:19 PM (wNN8A)

173 Anybody seen the Milo clip on Facebook where the guy ask one Liberal White person after another about Voter ID and why it's racist?

Yeah I don't think there's anyone in the country who votes that does not have some form of valid ID. Its ridiculous to presume that minorities are somehow devoid of ID, do they think blacks live on the porch with a 40 in their hand "what be eye dee, massa?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 05:19 PM (39g3+)

174 136 Anybody seen the Milo clip on Facebook where the guy ask one Liberal White person after another about Voter ID and why it's racist? These earnest folks explain in the most racist manner possible why Black Americans can't get a Photo ID to use. The clip closes with the guy asking Black Americans if they carry a Photo ID and they look at him like he's nutz and basically say of course I've got ID and I carry it.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 18, 2017 05:15 PM (kXoT0)

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I have encountered that on occasion, folks expressing shock that not only do I have ID, but a DL. Heads explode when they find out I had a CDL.

lefty's racist "lower expectations"...lol.

Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:19 PM (CRotO)

175 >>The idea would be to wrap it up with a 9pm thread, even though in reality, the election wasn't really over until like 3am in the morning

Well it was over for some of us earlier but we were just drunk.

That wound is never going to heal.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2017 05:19 PM (/tuJf)

176 Why aren't my Comments Posting!?
Posted by: garrett




Fucking Russians!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 05:19 PM (S3oyF)

177 Make sure all the er... ette pudding celebrations are relived.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 18, 2017 05:19 PM (xeeHA)

178 Have you seen the latest Monmouth pol?Trump down 4 in Georgia.It's going to be an early night.

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2017 05:19 PM (r/0kC)

179 are you kidding
even animated gifs break our tiny, tiny balls

Posted by: pixy hamsters at January 18, 2017 05:19 PM (lJXY3)

180 I am also on board with all the 'Ettes resubmitting their pudding photos. To keep it real.

Posted by: Al Leppo at January 18, 2017 05:19 PM (vmsda)

181 Why aren't my Comments Posting!?
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:18 PM (OhOyF)


Russians.

Posted by: filbert at January 18, 2017 05:20 PM (s5o+q)

182 Yes, I remember that night...

Manolo! Another margarita!!

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at January 18, 2017 05:20 PM (qJhUV)

183 Forget the election.

I don't want to lose focus on our immediate future, and the much hoped for investigations of the media, executive branch criminals, and the Clinton Foundation.

Oh yeah, and winning.

Posted by: MTF at January 18, 2017 05:20 PM (LISuA)

184 42 hours, 36 minutes.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 18, 2017 05:19 P


42 Hours, 21 Minutes!!!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 18, 2017 05:20 PM (FRQMa)

185 180 I am also on board with all the 'Ettes resubmitting their pudding photos. To keep it real.
Posted by: Al Leppo at January 18, 2017 05:19 PM (vmsda)

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Since I did not submit any last time, counts me out.

Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:20 PM (CRotO)

186 174
I have encountered that on occasion, folks expressing shock that not only do I have ID, but a DL. Heads explode when they find out I had a CDL.

lefty's racist "lower expectations"...lol.
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:19 PM (CRotO)

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"I can't imagine anything more racist than assuming that black people are capable enough to operate in modern society without big government helping."
-Very smart college student who is struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies class

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:20 PM (0Veb5)

187 Can't wait to read the confused commenters' reactions.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 18, 2017 05:20 PM (4WhSY)

188 Yeah the desperation and clinging to the last moment on calling any Trump win was pretty transparent. Maybe they'll turn it around in the last minute! Meanwhile Hillary wins this state, 1% reporting....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 05:20 PM (39g3+)

189 Yes please!

Posted by: SFGoth at January 18, 2017 05:20 PM (dZ756)

190 Do it!!! I've watched the Young Turks meltdown and a 6 min mash up of FBN's coverage on You Tube so many times since 11/8 and it still gives me the happy tingles.

Posted by: IC at January 18, 2017 05:21 PM (a0IVu)

191 I second the request for the Yount Turks Meltdown.
I watched that like some people watch porn, I guess.

Can never have Ana call you "F#*@$&g Stupid" too many times, imho.

Posted by: Sal at January 18, 2017 05:21 PM (hA4a+)

192 183 Forget the election.

I don't want to lose focus on our immediate future, and the much hoped for investigations of the media, executive branch criminals, and the Clinton Foundation.

Oh yeah, and winning.
Posted by: MTF at January 18, 2017 05:20 PM (LISuA)

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Focus on making sure that red states are actually conservative instead. I think that would ultimate be more useful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:21 PM (0Veb5)

193 TFG sure did delight in saying she and her as many times as he could in that presser, Nevergiveup. I had to turn it off after he said Manning had served a tough sentence already.
Posted by: no good deed at January 18, 2017 05:16 PM (hJamr)

Only about 3 1/2 years since the conviction...what a joke. FUck Fredo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2017 05:21 PM (SjImc)

194 I have encountered that on occasion, folks expressing shock that not only do I have ID, but a DL. Heads explode when they find out I had a CDL.

What about you makes them think you wouldn't have a driver's license? I mean, that they'd admit to at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 05:21 PM (39g3+)

195 Since I did not submit any last time, counts me out.

Go ahead, we won't consider it cheating.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 18, 2017 05:21 PM (4WhSY)

196 Jane D'oh: "Vid of Milo wandering through the empty MFM press rooms on election night."

I missed that one. I'll not watch it until Ace posts it again because I'd like to unwrap at least one surprise gift.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 18, 2017 05:21 PM (1CroS)

197 "I can't imagine anything more racist than assuming that black people are capable enough to operate in modern society without big government helping."
-Very smart college student who is struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies class

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Exactly.

Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:21 PM (CRotO)

198 Replay of election night coverage, my schlong can handle it.

Posted by: HugoStiglitz at January 18, 2017 05:21 PM (aOqpx)

199 PUNCH UP, ACE!

Posted by: SomeGhuy at January 18, 2017 05:22 PM (OhOyF)

200 >>...The clip closes with the guy asking Black Americans if they carry a
Photo ID and they look at him like he's nutz and basically say of course
I've got ID and I carry it.


They refute every one of the insulting claims by the white college students witha 'you have got to be kidding me' expression.

"Yeah, I know where to vote [rattles off address polling place]"
"Yeah, got my smartphone right here."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2017 05:22 PM (NOIQH)

201 I don't think Kirk could have won.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2017 05:16 PM


Begun the TOS/TNG Wars have.

Posted by: Yoda at January 18, 2017 05:22 PM (DMUuz)

202 Just like that dumb shit in Pennsylvania who went against Trump and...won.

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Didnt Trump win by a wider margin than he did?

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 18, 2017 05:22 PM (pCUr3)

203 What was the name of that 'live' scrolling comment thingy anyway?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2017 05:22 PM (V3IFq)

204 194 I have encountered that on occasion, folks expressing shock that not only do I have ID, but a DL. Heads explode when they find out I had a CDL.

What about you makes them think you wouldn't have a driver's license? I mean, that they'd admit to at least.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 05:21 PM (39g3+)

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Dressed in black, wearing a hoodie, that kinda thing...

Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:22 PM (CRotO)

205 201 I don't think Kirk could have won.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2017 05:16 PM

Begun the TOS/TNG Wars have.
Posted by: Yoda at January 18, 2017 05:22 PM (DMUuz)

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Please, Janeway would have bored both of them to death. Win by default, really.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:22 PM (0Veb5)

206 Can't wait to read the confused commenters' reactions.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 18, 2017 05:20 PM (4WhSY)

Personally I think it will be a clusterfuck and anyway most will go off thread pretty quick. Interesting idea but unworkable

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2017 05:23 PM (SjImc)

207 Please! I have to go to bed early and I was sure the high local turnout wouldn't amount to anything. So I thought Imwas dreaming when Red Eye Radio guys announced the winner. I listened to Paul W. Smith (classic conservative Detroit host), so I missed the meltdowns.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 18, 2017 05:23 PM (UwMHj)

208 >>> Can't wait to read the confused commenters' reactions. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 18, 2017 05:20 PM (4WhSY)

Ace finally letting us witness the power of his fully operational time machine!!

Posted by: LizLem at January 18, 2017 05:23 PM (hvf9s)

209 FINISH HER!!!

Posted by: The Garbone at January 18, 2017 05:23 PM (9dH/8)

210 Statistically, he'll either commit suicide or revert. Very few do neither.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 18, 2017 05:17 PM (xeeHA)

The suicide rate for transgenders is over 90% and it's the reason why it used to be so rare for doctors to approve and do the surgery, because the mental illness component of the whole process is just to hard to overcome. Now, folks are cheerfully feeding the wrong hormones to their six year olds.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 18, 2017 05:23 PM (kXoT0)

211 Posted by: The Krakenboner at January 18, 2017 05:16 PM (NaN/b)

Best nic ever?!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 18, 2017 05:23 PM (kqtMD)

212 42 hours, 36 minutes.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 18, 2017 05:19 P


42 Hours, 21 Minutes!!!!!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 18, 2017 05:20 PM (FRQMa)


The next day or so is kinda like you're watching football on TV, your team's up by four, but the other team has the ball and they're having some success moving the ball down the field.

You're hoping like hell that your team holds them out of the end zone. (Yeah, the other team can kick a field goal, but it won't do them any good.)

TFG needs a touchdown, in order to spike the ball one more time.

DEE-FENSE! DEE-FENSE!!!

Posted by: filbert at January 18, 2017 05:23 PM (s5o+q)

213 206 Can't wait to read the confused commenters' reactions.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 18, 2017 05:20 PM (4WhSY)

Personally I think it will be a clusterfuck and anyway most will go off thread pretty quick. Interesting idea but unworkable
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2017 05:23 PM (SjImc)

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Those who are in on it have to be committed and refuse to acknowledge that it's not election night.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:23 PM (0Veb5)

214 salon sez: only white Americans like Trump.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2017 05:23 PM (zNuLQ)

215 151---Even if Trump turns out to be a disaster whose missteps usher in a thousand-year Dark Age of progressive dominance, I will always thank him for that night.
Posted by: Paul at January 18, 2017 05:17 PM (Ae4P3)
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AMEN.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 18, 2017 05:23 PM (Nox3c)

216 Please, Janeway would have bored both of them to death. Win by default, really.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:22 PM (0Veb5)
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Captain of Diversity: The Series?

My favorite part was all the baked-in stereotypes. Fiery latina, etc.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 18, 2017 05:23 PM (xeeHA)

217 Watching the Young Turks meltdown has actually boosted my enjoyment of Ben Mankiewicz's hosting on TCM. I picture him quietly crying to himself between segments.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2017 05:23 PM (EnKk6)

218 Great idea! On Election Day I felt that Trump turnout would be yuuuge but wasn't 100% sure it would be large enough to exceed the margin of fraud for Hillary! It was and what a great night I could relive thousands of times. The Young Turks meltdown is must see TV. "The election is over. Donald Trump has no path to 270". Bwwaahahaha! I can't breathe.....

Posted by: Alf767 at January 18, 2017 05:24 PM (qGI+A)

219 Everyone could post as their favorite Bill Winn delusion?

Or you could repost some of those super professional, super accurate polls? Maybe as a warmup?

Posted by: rd at January 18, 2017 05:24 PM (iT57s)

220 hot?
I assume you mean her body temperature runs high because otherwise I don't get it

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She's young(ish). She's genuinely female (as far as I know). She's not morbidly obese (yet).

I really don't need much more than that. If she weren't an imbecile with horrific ideas and values, she'd be downright pretty.

Posted by: Kensington at January 18, 2017 05:24 PM (WyLre)

221 The media tears are pretty sweet, but my favorite part to watch is their early overconfidence.

John Oliver gloating over the idea that Trump might run. ("Do it! Do it! Do. It.")

A talking-head panel laughing at Ann Coulter when she says Trump is the most likely Republican candidate.

John King (CNN) with a shitty excited grin predicting that a bunch of swing states are leaning toward Clinton in the exit polls.

So much fun.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 18, 2017 05:24 PM (PXbkt)

222 The Young Turks election coverage is especially nice.

Posted by: HugoStiglitz at January 18, 2017 05:24 PM (aOqpx)

223 Those who are in on it have to be committed and refuse to acknowledge that it's not election night.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:23 PM (0Veb5)

Good luck with that one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2017 05:24 PM (SjImc)

224 How about a top ten countdown of meltdowns either at the start of at the end? Young Turks has gotta take the top spot right?

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at January 18, 2017 05:24 PM (Rtyzj)

225 Please, Janeway would have bored both of them to death.

They'd have phased their own head off so as to not listen to her voice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 05:24 PM (39g3+)

226 Posted by: LizLem at January 18, 2017 05:10 PM (hvf9s)

Thanks!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2017 05:25 PM (rF0hx)

227 223 Good luck with that one
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2017 05:24 PM (SjImc)

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Are you saying that we are ungovernable? Like America?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:25 PM (0Veb5)

228 Only about 3 1/2 years since the conviction...what a joke. FUck Fredo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2017 05:21 PM (SjImc)




The commie queen said the sentence was disproportional to begin with. Like he's an expert. I wonder if Bradley had leaked the DNC/Podesta emails if Barry would have thought he should have had his sentence commuted

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2017 05:25 PM (OE2ur)

229 >>>Or you could repost some of those super professional, super accurate polls? Maybe as a warmup?

i was thinking something like that with the exit polls. If anyone has tweets (like Frank Luntz's tweet declaring the election OVER at 5pm or whatever), please forward them

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2017 05:25 PM (8rNrN)

230 Seeing my Republican party do well on Election Night used to be enchanting, but the extremists have seized power and we must resist.

I would suggest an appreciation thread dedicated to statesmen like Sen. Thom Tillis.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 18, 2017 05:25 PM (ismre)

231 224 How about a top ten countdown of meltdowns either at the start of at the end? Young Turks has gotta take the top spot right?
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at January 18, 2017 05:24 PM (Rtyzj)

Cenk got so upset he actually took his first shower in 20 years. He is one greasy-looking bastard.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2017 05:25 PM (0mRoj)

232 You ain't seen n-n-n-n-nothin' yet. B-b-b-b-b-b-b-baby.

Posted by: Thom Tillis at January 18, 2017 05:25 PM (IqV8l)

233 I think my favorite part was when Hillary was too much of a drunken shitheel to come out and talk to her supporters. Absolutely the least surprising development ever. You fucks were with her. She was never with you.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 18, 2017 05:26 PM (nFwvY)

234 The suicide rate for transgenders is over 90% and it's the reason why it used to be so rare for doctors to approve and do the surgery, because the mental illness component of the whole process is just to hard to overcome. Now, folks are cheerfully feeding the wrong hormones to their six year olds.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 18, 2017 05:23 PM (kXoT0)
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Yup. There is no reasonable way to call 'transgender' anything but a mental illness. Rejecting the biological reality of yourself is not a healthy perspective. Period.

And the comorbidities with being trans prove how mentally ill most of them are.

Sad but true.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 18, 2017 05:26 PM (xeeHA)

235 Is Hillary still up 6 points in Michigan?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 18, 2017 05:26 PM (k+ZgL)

236 I have encountered that on occasion, folks expressing shock that not only do I have ID, but a DL. Heads explode when they find out I had a CDL.

lefty's racist "lower expectations"...lol.
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:19 PM (CRotO)

Wow, they do beclown themselves do they not?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 18, 2017 05:26 PM (kXoT0)

237 I'm gonna have to find a place Friday morning where I can have a beer with my steak and eggs. The day will be that good.

Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 18, 2017 05:26 PM (HuAs+)

238 I probably don't get a vote here anymore but I think this is a fabulous idea! My personal fave of the night was Martha Ratass crying on tv when reality came and smacked 'em all in their sanctimonious faces, although it's hard to pick just one moment.

Posted by: Peaches at January 18, 2017 05:27 PM (EgOr3)

239 210 The suicide rate for transgenders is over 90% and it's the reason why it used to be so rare for doctors to approve and do the surgery, because the mental illness component of the whole process is just to hard to overcome. Now, folks are cheerfully feeding the wrong hormones to their six year olds.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 18, 2017 05:23 PM (kXoT0)

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It's not 90, is it? Do you have a source?

I thought it was in the 40s (which is still ridiculously high, but not as bad as 90s).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:27 PM (0Veb5)

240 Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 18, 2017 05:24 PM (PXbkt)


YES!!!!

So many good ones,too....the audience laughing at Couter when she said Trump was the one with the best chance, Seth Myers mocking Trump at that dinner, and best of all, Obama with his fucking "mic drop" as he was reading Trump's Tweet from the cell phone.

OH yes yes YES!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 18, 2017 05:27 PM (kqtMD)

241 folks are cheerfully feeding the wrong hormones to their six year olds


This is one of the few situations where I think kids should be taken away from their parents.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2017 05:27 PM (0mRoj)

242 Hillary not coming out to face her supporters, that has to be the least classy most awful thing ever done by a politician. Seriously, that's just what you do.

But then, it was never about them, even her slogan was about her, not them. "Why am I not up by 50 points?!?!?!" she shrieked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 05:27 PM (39g3+)

243 oh! Remind me, I must find out if anyone did a video capture of the NYT's election projection odds meter! That was the star of the whole night!!!!

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2017 05:27 PM (8rNrN)

244 Frank Luntz looks like an uncircumcised penis with eyebrows.

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2017 05:27 PM (r/0kC)

245 107 I went to bed early on election night because I just couldn't face the probability of a Clinton win. I awoke at 3:00 a.m. and logged into the HQ and Lo!, The Donald and Pence were ascendant. Huzzah!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2017 05:12 PM (EnKk6)


I was on here following along and JJ was throwing out the fast updating Florida stuff and it was tough. So, so close. So I said fuck it I'm going for a walk and then decided to just walk a bit further to the store to pick up a six pack and by the time I got back it was moving hard for Trump. A few minutes later that NYT counter got posted and it was all the way over for Trump.

Sweet, sweet schadenboner commenced. It's still going.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2017 05:28 PM (4ErVI)

246 Peaches!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 18, 2017 05:28 PM (kqtMD)

247 What about you makes them think you wouldn't have a driver's license? I mean, that they'd admit to at least.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Because we are told by our betters that it's rayciss to expect blacks to have ID.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 05:28 PM (S3oyF)

248 Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 18, 2017 05:26 PM (xeeHA)

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Sounds like the perfect soldiers to me.

/s

btw, nice hash.

Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:28 PM (CRotO)

249 1:18:26

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 18, 2017 05:28 PM (8ZskC)

250 VIDEO: Classless Elizabeth Warren Refuses To Shake Betsy DeVos Hand

Weasel ZIppers

Left wingers suck....well not suck in the good way...you know what I mean

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2017 05:28 PM (SjImc)

251 Another good one was Juan Williams telling the world that as a black man, he was genuinely afraid when Trump looked like he was winning - and I was thinking what they hell are you afraid off? It's not like you're dodging bullets every night in Chicago just a heart beat away from leaving your family without a husband and a father. Such an idiot.

Posted by: IC at January 18, 2017 05:28 PM (a0IVu)

252 Voter ID is racist because Democrat strategy rests on three prongs: free shit, fake news, and vote fraud. Just about every free shit promise has ready been made and fake news has been outed so the only thing left is vote fraud.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 18, 2017 05:28 PM (Nwg0u)

253 Replay election night??? Even I don't know if I can handle that much winning...

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at January 18, 2017 05:28 PM (DpOmP)

254 I am also on board with all the 'Ettes resubmitting their pudding photos. To keep it real.

I require fresh material!

Posted by: The Krakenboner at January 18, 2017 05:28 PM (NaN/b)

255 You call all Pokemon Go fuck yourselves!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at January 18, 2017 05:28 PM (0mRoj)

256 >>The suicide rate for transgenders is over 90% ...

More like ~45%, but they also tend to live on the margins, such as abusing drugs and becoming prostitutes. Not healthy and gets them mixed up with other unhealthy/violent people.

http://williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/wp-content/uploads/
AFSP-Williams-Suicide-Report-Final.pdf

Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2017 05:28 PM (NOIQH)

257 242 Hillary not coming out to face her supporters, that has to be the least classy most awful thing ever done by a politician. Seriously, that's just what you do.

But then, it was never about them, even her slogan was about her, not them. "Why am I not up by 50 points?!?!?!" she shrieked.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 05:27 PM (39g3+)

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Does anyone remember how Romney did it in 2012? I think that he didn't have a speech ready, and it took a while to show up, but he did eventually make a speech that night, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:28 PM (0Veb5)

258 oh! Remind me, I must find out if anyone did a video capture of the NYT's election projection odds meter! That was the star of the whole night!!!!
Posted by: ace at January 18, 2017 05:27 PM (8rNrN)
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When that thing hit 90% for Trump, I about lost my mind. I couldn't believe that was happening. I wanted to reject it as some individual setting the value, but when I dug down and saw the methodology behind it, I was convinced.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 18, 2017 05:29 PM (xeeHA)

259 *waves to Peaches and Tammy*

Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:29 PM (CRotO)

260 I've read speculation that Ana Kasparian will be tossed off the Young Turks soon. I have no idea if there's anything to that, but it would be lulz if that really happened.

Posted by: Kensington at January 18, 2017 05:29 PM (WyLre)

261 ace: "The idea would be to wrap it up with a 9pm thread, even though in reality, the election wasn't really over until like 3am in the morning."

The election was over in October. Hillary crushed Trump. Trust me on this one. I'm an expert.

Posted by: Bob Beckel at January 18, 2017 05:29 PM (1CroS)

262 I think my favorite part was when Hillary was too much of a drunken shitheel to come out and talk to her supporters. Absolutely the least surprising development ever. You fucks were with her. She was never with you.
Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 18, 2017 05:26 PM (nFwvY)

That was epic. All those dweeby boys and ignorant girls rolling around on that ballroom floor like they were gut-shot were simply pathetic.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 18, 2017 05:29 PM (kXoT0)

263 1:18:24

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 18, 2017 05:29 PM (8ZskC)

264 252 Voter ID is racist because Democrat strategy rests on three prongs: free shit, fake news, and vote fraud. Just about every free shit promise has ready been made and fake news has been outed so the only thing left is vote fraud.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 18, 2017 05:28 PM (Nwg0u)

======================

"Are you forgetting me?"
-Union organizing strength

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:29 PM (0Veb5)

265 Tammy!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 18, 2017 05:29 PM (EgOr3)

266 VIDEO: Classless Elizabeth Warren Refuses To Shake Betsy DeVos Hand

She must've been out of Xanax again.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 18, 2017 05:30 PM (qJhUV)

267 >>VIDEO: Classless Elizabeth Warren Refuses To Shake Betsy DeVos Hand



DeVoss should have challenged her to a leg Wrestling match.

An Indian can't say no if you do it in front of an elder.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:30 PM (OhOyF)

268 There's no way we can win this but if you want to replay the big loss...whateves.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2017 05:30 PM (qUNWi)

269 I guarantee you that if (as I expect) voter ID starts catching on, without the Obama Justice Department to sue constantly to stop it, the left will respond.

And their response will be "vote by mail! Everyone vote only by mail! Its humane, its better!"

Its easier to defraud.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 05:30 PM (39g3+)

270 I like it, while I was out before the first tallys (except those stupid dozen vote towns with their own tally) I woke up and followed along from 1230am to when Pennsylvania declared. So missed lots of the hand wringing

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2017 05:30 PM (yx0Ld)

271 >>*waves to Peaches and Tammy*



Waves what?

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:30 PM (OhOyF)

272 Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:29 PM (CRotO)


*Blows kisses to SMFH*

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 18, 2017 05:30 PM (kqtMD)

273 I love the idea! Watching the chosen flip out is fun.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 18, 2017 05:31 PM (U+nHb)

274 They refute every one of the insulting claims by the white college students witha 'you have got to be kidding me' expression.

"Yeah, I know where to vote [rattles off address polling place]"
"Yeah, got my smartphone right here."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2017 05:22 PM (NOIQH)

So these smart white college students don't have black roommates? Or never went to a HS that had black students?

and would that be because their leftist parents are all so racist themselves that they made sure lily white kid only went to the best private schools that have zero black students and only three Asians, and spent every summer in volunteer activities with other rich white kids helping tribes in Africa who must surely live exactly like blacks in America.

Posted by: Jen at January 18, 2017 05:31 PM (VDvux)

275 ACE:


http://i.___ur.com/essTNJs.gifv

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2017 05:31 PM (4ErVI)

276 266 VIDEO: Classless Elizabeth Warren Refuses To Shake Betsy DeVos Hand

She must've been out of Xanax again.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 18, 2017 05:30 PM (qJhUV)

So, no burying the hatchet eh?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2017 05:31 PM (0mRoj)

277 Ace,
I like to watch the foreign media coverage of the election, Take a look at the BBC Coverage was not that bad but ITV was worse than MSNBC thereby being one of the Funniest, Along with Steven Colbert's Showtime special which turned into a Funeral when they called Florida.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 18, 2017 05:31 PM (dKiJG)

278 224 How about a top ten countdown of meltdowns either at the start of at the end? Young Turks has gotta take the top spot right?
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at January 18, 2017 05:24 PM (Rtyzj)

Concur.

Posted by: WisRich at January 18, 2017 05:31 PM (hdpay)

279 Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:30 PM (OhOyF)


Projection much?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 18, 2017 05:31 PM (kqtMD)

280 More like ~45%, but they also tend to live on the margins, such as abusing drugs and becoming prostitutes. Not healthy and gets them mixed up with other unhealthy/violent people.

http://williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/wp-content/uploads/
AFSP-Williams-Suicide-Report-Final.pdf
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2017 05:28 PM (NOIQH)
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The rate is absurdly high. They are troubled individuals, almost to a (wo)man. The sad thing is, I get called 'hateful' for expressing an opinion of genuine empathy. They need help. Telling them they aren't sick isn't help.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 18, 2017 05:31 PM (xeeHA)

281 She no Smok'em Peace Pipe.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:31 PM (OhOyF)

282 Go for it, Ace. Could we also have nude dancing girls thrown into the mix?

Posted by: Soona at January 18, 2017 05:31 PM (Fmupd)

283 I guarantee you that if (as I expect) voter ID starts catching on, without the Obama Justice Department to sue constantly to stop it, the left will respond.

And their response will be "vote by mail! Everyone vote only by mail! Its humane, its better!"



Vote Iraqi style. Purple thumbprint on your paper ballot.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 05:31 PM (S3oyF)

284 you could title all the posts:

It Could Be An Early Night
Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 18, 2017 05:04 PM (2TK/4)

With "Too Close To Call" right behind it.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 18, 2017 05:31 PM (dargh)

285 ideo capture of the NYT's election projection odds meter! That was the star of the whole night!!!!

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2017 05:27 PM (8rNrN)
Well, my liege, it's still up and active. Oddly enough.http://www.nytimes.com/elections/forecast/president

Posted by: Peaches at January 18, 2017 05:31 PM (EgOr3)

286 Waves what?

Bewbs. With puddin.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2017 05:32 PM (qUNWi)

287 GREAT idea.

Do it. Please. Please. Please.

Posted by: Reine at January 18, 2017 05:32 PM (U3qOI)

288 Quiet down, 'ettes kissing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 05:32 PM (39g3+)

289 GAME TIME -

Drudge says Trump ready to unleash 4-5 Executive Orders on Friday!

Guess the EO -
1. Undo everything TFG did for the past 3 months

Your turn....and go.............

Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at January 18, 2017 05:32 PM (3aBcq)

290 It's only silly if it's also silly that the hubby and I will sometimes rewatch the election night coverage if nothing else is on TV. Or even if something else IS on TV.

I think we've watched the full MSNBC broadcast about 3 times so far. We still laugh and giggle like children.

Posted by: Maureen The Lurker at January 18, 2017 05:32 PM (uyYLi)

291 Yes please.

Posted by: voiceover at January 18, 2017 05:32 PM (0VNd/)

292 And their response will be "vote by mail! Everyone vote only by mail! Its humane, its better!"

Its easier to defraud.


Absolutely true, but I'm also fairly confident that Sessions is smart enough to deal with that one as well.

Posted by: JEM at January 18, 2017 05:32 PM (TppKb)

293 The idea would be to wrap it up with a 9pm thread, even though in reality, the election wasn't really over until like 3am in the morning.

Posted by: ace


Ace agrees! It's going to be an early night.

Posted by: Will Bynn at January 18, 2017 05:32 PM (NaN/b)

294 283 Vote Iraqi style. Purple thumbprint on your paper ballot.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 05:31 PM (S3oyF)

====================

"In order to prevent hacking of our elections, we believe that all Americans should vote on the internet from their phones."
-The New York Times, fingers on its chin, thinking deeply

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:33 PM (0Veb5)

295 Paul: "The View did a live election night special that is sure to give you a giant erection."

The first and only time that will ever be said about The View.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 18, 2017 05:33 PM (1CroS)

296 271 >>*waves to Peaches and Tammy*



Waves what?
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:30 PM (OhOyF)

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My hand.

WTF did you think I was waving?

My mish?

Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:33 PM (CRotO)

297 >>Projection much?


Up until the age of 11 or so, I thought that's how a woman would let you know she was into you...

She'd just pull a tit out and wave it you.

True Story: I was convinced Dolly parton was on the cusp of doing it every time I watched 9 to 5.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:33 PM (OhOyF)

298 So, who's most likely to set himself on fire in front of the White House on Friday: Kevin Williamson, Rick Wilson or Bill Kristol?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2017 05:33 PM (0mRoj)

299 *waves to Peaches and Tammy*

Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:29 PM (CRotO)
Blowing you kisses . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 18, 2017 05:33 PM (EgOr3)

300 Guess the EO -

1. Undo everything TFG did for the past 3 months



Your turn....and go.............


Declares Chicago a wildlife preserve and orders a fence built around it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 18, 2017 05:33 PM (4WhSY)

301 288 Quiet down, 'ettes kissing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 05:32 PM (39g3+)

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lol

Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:34 PM (CRotO)

302 Month ago saw a cool video clip of Rachel MadCow saying how bad Hillary was going to clean up the votes and how Trump had no chance interplayed with announcements of Trump winning.

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2017 05:34 PM (yx0Ld)

303 Ana has some nice DSL's.

Posted by: Bosk at January 18, 2017 05:34 PM (n2K+4)

304 The idea would be to wrap it up with a 9pm thread, even though in reality, the election wasn't really over until like 3am in the morning.

Posted by: ace



I need new glasses. I read that as 9mm not 9pm.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 05:34 PM (S3oyF)

305 Hopefully Shaun White!

Posted by: Only GOP girl in PDX at January 18, 2017 05:34 PM (3aBcq)

306 Elizabeth Warren Refuses To Shake Betsy DeVos Hand

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These drama queens in congress like Tomahawk Lizzie and John Lewis aren't legitimate congressmen but rather cartoon chatacters. Lizzie is Sylvester the Cat and Lewis is Foghorn Leghorn.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 18, 2017 05:34 PM (Nwg0u)

307 >>. Could we also have nude dancing girls thrown into the mix?



Better yet, ZZ Top.

They'll bring the girls for us!

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:34 PM (OhOyF)

308
Another good one was Juan Williams telling the world that as a black man, he was genuinely afraid when Trump looked like he was winning

Juan also said he was afraid when police entered a restaurant where he was eating with his family.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2017 05:34 PM (IqV8l)

309 That talking heads panel with Coulter was great. The look on her face told me "I'm serious and you really don't get it."

Posted by: SFGoth at January 18, 2017 05:34 PM (dZ756)

310 Careful, girls...

These guys are gonna think we're about to have a 3-way.

Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:34 PM (CRotO)

311 298 So, who's most likely to set himself on fire in front of the White House on Friday: Kevin Williamson, Rick Wilson or Bill Kristol?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2017 05:33 PM (0mRoj)

=====================

I know Kevin Williamson gets no love here, but have you read anything he's written in the last couple of months?

He doesn't sound suicidal in the least. Wary of Trump, for sure, but mostly marveling at the insanity that's gone full bore on the left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:35 PM (0Veb5)

312 296 271 >>*waves to Peaches and Tammy*



Waves what?
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:30 PM (OhOyF)

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My hand.

WTF did you think I was waving?

My mish?
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:33 PM (CRotO)

There's surgery to correct that...

Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2017 05:35 PM (0mRoj)

313 >>So these smart white college students don't have black roommates? Or never went to a HS that had black students?

Arrogant, condescending snowflakes.
They and their college friends are wicked smart, but they think it's crazy to expect someone in the hood, who never went to college, to know how to find their polling place, have the mad skillz to get ID, and are completely tech ignorant?


Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2017 05:35 PM (NOIQH)

314 Another good one was Juan Williams telling the world that as a black man, he was genuinely afraid when Trump looked like he was winning
*******************

The guy is a rich fuck who is terrified, TERRIFIED that he'll wind up paying less in taxes while watching other black Americans go off unemployment because they found high paying jobs making iPhones.

Juan can go fuck himself.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 18, 2017 05:35 PM (pCUr3)

315 Hey Ace why don't you reprint some of the vehement anti-Trump posts from some of those who have flounced or been banned?

LOL

Oh Oh Oh emminent domain!!!!!!!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2017 05:35 PM (SjImc)

316 OMG...they are about to have a three way.


Guys...this is gonna be great.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2017 05:35 PM (qUNWi)

317 Drudge says Trump ready to unleash 4-5 Executive Orders on Friday!



I seriously may get ill with all this WINNING.

I've been saying I hope he takes Obama's Cuban reversal and use it as an excuse to go hardcore on deporting illegals.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 18, 2017 05:35 PM (kqtMD)

318
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These drama queens in congress like Tomahawk Lizzie and John Lewis aren't legitimate congressmen but rather cartoon chatacters. Lizzie is Sylvester the Cat and Lewis is Foghorn Leghorn.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 18, 2017 05:34 PM (Nwg0u)

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How else is she supposed to make B-roll for her campaign ads?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:35 PM (0Veb5)

319 I would suggest an appreciation thread dedicated to statesmen like Sen. Thom Tillis.
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 18, 2017 05:25 PM


What am I, chopp ... *zzzzzz*

Posted by: Sen. Thad Cochran at January 18, 2017 05:35 PM (DMUuz)

320 I hope Donald Trump reverses most if not all those national monument declarations by Obama. He's doing it largely to stop mineral exploration and cripple ranchers. Reminds me of Michael Gambon's evil rancher in Open Range "Damned free grazers..."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 05:35 PM (39g3+)

321 It's not rocks up your vaj stupid. Go for it!

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 18, 2017 05:35 PM (QAOZh)

322 if the Young Turks are true to their name, they'll pretend they never hired Kasparian in the first place and that the seat was held by a Turk from the start

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2017 05:35 PM (zNuLQ)

323 There's surgery to correct that...
Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2017 05:35 PM (0mRoj)

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LOL!

Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:35 PM (CRotO)

324
So, who's most likely to set himself on fire in front of the White House on Friday: Kevin Williamson, Rick Wilson or Bill Kristol?
Posted by: Insomniac


Why not a threesome?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2017 05:36 PM (IqV8l)

325 There are some great election night compilations out there that should be used for video in any such threads. The best I saw was set perfectly to Grieg's "In the Hall of the Mountain King".

Highly recommended if you haven't seen it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT0Rjc6jKCg

The horde should post links to their favorites.

Posted by: cool breeze at January 18, 2017 05:36 PM (StZrq)

326 I would love it.

Posted by: Learn Some History at January 18, 2017 05:36 PM (SJ184)

327 306 Elizabeth Warren Refuses To Shake Betsy DeVos Hand

Good. She wouldn't want to catch anything.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 18, 2017 05:36 PM (UwMHj)

328 gonna think we're about to have a 3-way.
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:34 PM

Believe me that thought crossed about 20 guys in around the first 2 seconds

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2017 05:36 PM (yx0Ld)

329 Drudge says Trump ready to unleash 4-5 Executive Orders on Friday!

*****************************

I dont wanna know, it would be like opening your Christmas presents too early.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 18, 2017 05:37 PM (pCUr3)

330 OMG...they are about to have a three way.



Guys...this is gonna be great.
Posted by: eleven
Flounder


FIFY

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 18, 2017 05:37 PM (4WhSY)

331 Dressed in black, wearing a hoodie, that kinda thing...
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:22 PM (CRotO)

Like this guy on election day...was one of my fave first happy surprises of the whole morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3tIZDvHrI8

Posted by: LizLem at January 18, 2017 05:37 PM (hvf9s)

332 These guys are gonna think we're about to have a 3-way.
Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:34 PM (CRotO)


Types types types

deletes deletes deletes

Reminds self: Not the ONT,not the ONT

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 18, 2017 05:37 PM (kqtMD)

333 Go for it.

Posted by: geoffb5 at January 18, 2017 05:37 PM (d3wbb)

334 Betsy DeVoss should send Elizabeth Warren a blanket.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:37 PM (OhOyF)

335 Better yet, ZZ Top.

They'll bring the girls for us!


Pfffttt Pikers!

Posted by: Zombie Robert Palmer at January 18, 2017 05:37 PM (vmsda)

336 Are you tired of winning? I thought not.

OF COURSE REPEAT ELECTION NIGHT.

And repeat the meltdowns and crying from the despondent liberals. Please. Pretty please.

Posted by: QuietOneInNYC at January 18, 2017 05:37 PM (WeSxw)

337 So these smart white college students don't have black roommates? Or never went to a HS that had black students?

My guess is they know one token black buddy who they don't really know but hang out with and fear deep down, or just come from snowy-white areas and elite private schools who see blacks over the fence once in a while like a strange, exotic animal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 05:38 PM (39g3+)

338 lol Tammy

Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:38 PM (CRotO)

339 My mish?

Sounds like gravel in a dump truck when I do that.

Posted by: Gwynnie at January 18, 2017 05:38 PM (hJamr)

340 Hiya, Peaches.

Posted by: no good deed at January 18, 2017 05:38 PM (hJamr)

341 So, who's most likely to set himself on fire in front of the White House
on Friday: Kevin Williamson, Rick Wilson or Bill Kristol?

YES, PLEASE!

Posted by: FITP at January 18, 2017 05:38 PM (6liZn)

342 Maybe Ben Howe will self immolate.

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2017 05:38 PM (r/0kC)

343
Ace: I'm thinking live-blogging the inauguration. I'm game to cob-log it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2017 05:38 PM (mbhDw)

344 VIDEO: Classless Elizabeth Warren Refuses To Shake Betsy DeVos Hand

She must've been out of Xanax again.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 18, 2017 05:30 PM (qJhUV

What is it with liberal women as they age, they become nasty, ugly, ill mannered shrieking harridans? Mooch is on her way, Hillary hit that point decades ago, Pelosi tries to cover it up with meds, and now Warren is behaving like a spinster doomed to teach 8th grade English classes in an all boys school.

Posted by: Jen at January 18, 2017 05:38 PM (VDvux)

345 Juan also said he was afraid when police entered a restaurant where he was eating with his family.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2017 05:34 PM (IqV8l)

Yeah, like no cop ever saw an Upper Class Black Family eating dinner complete with Dad in a $5000 suit and expensive shoes and his wife also well dressed plus well dressed quiet children....So which is it, Juan, you have "made" it and can enjoy the fruits your "career" has brought your family because Obama or you will always languish in fear?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 18, 2017 05:38 PM (kXoT0)

346 During the Age of OBama, every day was better than the next

Posted by: Woogie at January 18, 2017 05:38 PM (DpOmP)

347 Believe me that thought crossed about 20 guys in around the first 2 seconds

Your estimate seems a bit low.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 18, 2017 05:39 PM (4WhSY)

348 When Cenk was talking about making a tour to convince the Right to vote Left, I was crying laughing.

Yes, please take Ana on your little charm offensive. Please...

Posted by: Sal at January 18, 2017 05:39 PM (hA4a+)

349 ...Never got to see Robert Palmer.

Every time I saw the Top, though...dozens and dozens of hot chicks in tiny tops and shorts dancing on stage.



Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:39 PM (OhOyF)

350 Elizabeth Warren Refuses To Shake Betsy DeVos Hand

I didn't want to catch the smallpox. Palefaces do that you know.

Posted by: Sen. Elizabeth "Speaks With Forked Tongue" Warren at January 18, 2017 05:39 PM (qJhUV)

351 Still hoping Trump does them DURING THE INAUGURAL ADDRESS.

"Why talk about it when I can do it?"

*Takes out pen and phone and holds them up, starts signing EO rescinding Obama's entire legacy*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2017 05:39 PM (4ErVI)

352 I think it is a good idea!

And as to previous threads that I just checked out:

-Why would you ever let a FALN participant out early? Is Rivera someone who would now be expected to be a productive, loyal, repentant citizen who is grateful to have been given a break?

-And why would you give clemency to someone like Manning?

-Why would these even be on anyone's radar screen who was not strongly anti-American?

These aren't people who didn't know exactly what they were up to when they did it and made a willing choice to actively harm the country.

I just don't get it. Beyond me.

Posted by: RM at January 18, 2017 05:39 PM (U3LtS)

353
*Blows kisses to SMFH*
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor


PHRASING!!!!

Posted by: weft cut-Archer at January 18, 2017 05:39 PM (V3IFq)

354 My favorite all time pic is the cast of human detritus and sorority girls out front of the White House looking like their cat died. I just cannot stop chuckling when I see that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 05:39 PM (39g3+)

355 Love it. I was frozen in place like a Greek statue on election night, and so, unable to participate in .mu.nu festivities.

But I did hit refresh on the Decision Desk feed like it was a dose of my favorite drug

Posted by: grandmalcaesar at January 18, 2017 05:39 PM (yrohn)

356 Posted by: LizLem at January 18, 2017 05:37 PM (hvf9s)

---

LOL!

That is some funny shit!

Posted by: SMFH at January 18, 2017 05:39 PM (CRotO)

357 311 298 So, who's most likely to set himself on fire in front of the White House on Friday: Kevin Williamson, Rick Wilson or Bill Kristol?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2017 05:33 PM (0mRoj)

They should employ the Driscoll Gambit and pretend they were with him all along.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 18, 2017 05:39 PM (nFwvY)

358 350 Elizabeth Warren Refuses To Shake Betsy DeVos Hand

I didn't want to catch the smallpox. Palefaces do that you know.
Posted by: Sen. Elizabeth "Speaks With Forked Tongue" Warren at January 18, 2017 05:39 PM (qJhUV)


I'll take Worthless, Maniacal Cvnts for $200, Alex.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2017 05:39 PM (mbhDw)

359 345 Yeah, like no cop ever saw an Upper Class Black Family eating dinner complete with Dad in a $5000 suit and expensive shoes and his wife also well dressed plus well dressed quiet children....So which is it, Juan, you have "made" it and can enjoy the fruits your "career" has brought your family because Obama or you will always languish in fear?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 18, 2017 05:38 PM (kXoT0)

==================

It's ALWAYS 1963. So...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 18, 2017 05:39 PM (0Veb5)

360 There's a youtube vid with some MSNBC talking head standing in front of a map, telling you why Trump has no chance in each individual state.

Edited with Trump winning each state.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2017 05:39 PM (oVJmc)

361 >>The rate is absurdly high. They are troubled individuals, almost to a
(wo)man. The sad thing is, I get called 'hateful' for expressing an
opinion of genuine empathy. They need help. Telling them they aren't
sick isn't help.



Exactly. How many of them are on anti-depressants in addition to hormone pills?
And *this* is why they have no business in the military.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2017 05:40 PM (NOIQH)

362 I'm game for anything that'll keep Peaches around, that's all I'm sayin'.

(I say that in complete confidence that she won't call me out on it!)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 18, 2017 05:40 PM (kqtMD)

363 Betsy DeVoss should send Elizabeth Warren a blanket.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:37 PM (OhOyF)

Some beads and tobacco.

Posted by: Jen at January 18, 2017 05:40 PM (VDvux)

364 Betsy DeVoss should send Elizabeth Warren a blanket.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:37 PM (OhOyF)
------------

You are awful. And funny. And awful.

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2017 05:40 PM (sBOL1)

365 Elizabeth Warren Refuses To Shake Betsy DeVos Hand




Good. Show your class, you lying cvnt.
I will happily make fun of the left every chance I get.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 05:40 PM (S3oyF)

366 So, I found out this cute chick I know is flying to DC for the 'Women's March'.


Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:41 PM (OhOyF)

367 Nood

Posted by: IC at January 18, 2017 05:41 PM (a0IVu)

368 Betsy DeVoss should send Elizabeth Warren a blanket.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:37 PM (OhOyF)

Some beads and tobacco.




A $1 casino chip and a slurpee.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2017 05:41 PM (S3oyF)

369 I had a cenk on my uyghur once.

Once.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2017 05:41 PM (oVJmc)

370 Elizabeth Warren Refuses To Shake Betsy DeVos Hand

==

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/821733525728661507

redsteeze pounts out that Warren raises her hand to DeVos like an Indian saying how
the comments are hilarious

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 18, 2017 05:42 PM (Om16U)

371 Good idea! I was disgusted & expected Mrs.C to Winn& listening to Levin & he had hope by the end of the show.
Then my roommate called to tell me he might pull it off.
France 24 was first to call it at 2:40? am.

Posted by: Carol at January 18, 2017 05:42 PM (sj3Ax)

372 You also have to include Cavuto on FBN that night. That was a happy bunch on that station. They were having a lot of fun.

Posted by: Soona at January 18, 2017 05:42 PM (Fmupd)

373 Did I see a headline earlier on Drudge where Putin is claiming the Rooskies have the best sex workers?

C'mon, people! Make American Great Again!

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2017 05:43 PM (Sfs6o)

374 Betsy DeVoss should send Elizabeth Warren a blanket.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:37 PM (OhOyF)

You realize if anything happens to Thor, I am comin' for ya, right?

And I'm bringing He..aven with me!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 18, 2017 05:43 PM (kqtMD)

375 Oh, if Ace does this, I will be here for it, Miss Tammy. Count on it!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 18, 2017 05:43 PM (EgOr3)

376
Sounds like a good idea.
Replay the election, Trump is the winner, the E.C confirms the vote, the house certifies it and the next day Trump is sworn in.


Posted by: YIKES! at January 18, 2017 05:43 PM (yfObW)

377 Ace, maybe you could set up a series of autoposts, like every 30 minutes, so as not to stress out the pixy hamsters? The threads wouldn't get long.



It would be like herding cats!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 18, 2017 05:43 PM (tHwdc)

378 Better yet, ZZ Top.
They'll bring the girls for us!
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:34 PM


Only if we're dressed sharply.

Which, IIRC, necessitates pants or kilts.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2017 05:44 PM (DMUuz)

379 My favorite all time pic is the cast of human detritus and sorority girls out front of the White House looking like their cat died. I just cannot stop chuckling when I see that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2017 05:39 PM (39g3+)

Miley Cyrus selfie video she posted in which she is crying and her fat, puffy round face is all streaked with tears and she is trying to explain her pain as if the entire world is a psychiatrist's couch.

Posted by: Jen at January 18, 2017 05:45 PM (VDvux)

380 1. Yes, do it, might be fun.

2. Check out the CBC coverage as well. I'm in Michigan, and their coverage was exactly the same as the US network coverage. Which was freaking bizarre. It was like CBC was an American network. Might be fun to add that into the mix if it's available.

3. This might be somewhere else, but have you thought about doing it in a timeline manner? Say, starting at 1pm Eastern = 8pm Eastern Election day?

4. Drinking cues will be helpful as well.
[Every time someone says "it's going to be an early night" DRINK. etc.]

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 18, 2017 05:45 PM (J5mC3)

381 I have a vague memory of liking Cenk.

I still like him, politics aside, I think he's funny and lord knows I like a big boy and I like his no-holds-barred way of talking.

But I swear he didn't used to be such a Leftist tool.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 18, 2017 05:46 PM (kqtMD)

382 I'm still pissed Trump winning WI (or PN, whichever put him over the top) didn't warrant either the humpbot or about 16 flaming skulls.

That was truly an animated gif moment for the ages.

Posted by: docweasel at January 18, 2017 05:47 PM (XxzcU)

383 So, who's most likely to set himself on fire in front of the White
House on Friday: Kevin Williamson, Rick Wilson or Bill Kristol?
---

Yes.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 18, 2017 05:47 PM (J5mC3)

384 Oh heck yeaah! I was so nervous I went to bed very early. (Before 8 pm Eastern). When I got up and heard the good news from my husband I wished I had stayed up, but my heart and bp could not have stood it. Would love to see it. Be like watching old happy home movies.

Posted by: cfomahm at January 18, 2017 05:47 PM (RfzVr)

385 Sure, go ahead. Won't have much effect on my schadenboner, tho; it's already so hard you couldn't scratch it with a fishhook-encrusted pic of Helen Thomas printed on 40-grit sandpaper.

Posted by: jwpaine at January 18, 2017 05:47 PM (hoJm7)

386 I like it. But, then again, Mad Cow!

Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 18, 2017 05:48 PM (4bjXi)

387
Betsy DeVoss should send Elizabeth Warren a blanket.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:37 PM (OhOyF)

------------



You are awful. And funny. And awful.

---
Funny. Awful. Then funny again.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 18, 2017 05:48 PM (J5mC3)

388 Late to the scene, but oh heck yeah, Ace.

Posted by: fly gal at January 18, 2017 05:48 PM (8TdcF)

389 Yeah, like no cop ever saw an Upper Class Black Family eating dinner
complete with Dad in a $5000 suit and expensive shoes and his wife also
well dressed plus well dressed quiet children....So which is it, Juan,
you have "made" it and can enjoy the fruits your "career" has brought
your family because Obama or you will always languish in fear?

Don't worry. Juan. We were just there to arrest Beckel. He was shitfaced in the bar. Again.

Posted by: The Scary White Cops at January 18, 2017 05:49 PM (qJhUV)

390 Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2017 05:41 PM (OhOyF)

She's crazy and you want her, amirite?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 18, 2017 05:49 PM (kqtMD)

391 That whole Elizabeth Warren not shaking hands deal is disgusting. Mental illness.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 18, 2017 05:50 PM (U+nHb)

392 by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 18, 2017 05:45 PM (J5mC3)

I have seen most Foreign coverage but I forgot about the CBC.

I forget how much the US matters to the World and you see all this Wall to Wall coverage of the Us Election and we could give two shits to elections in other countries.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 18, 2017 05:53 PM (dKiJG)

393 >>> 345 Yeah, like no cop ever saw an Upper Class Black Family eating dinner complete with Dad in a $5000 suit and expensive shoes and his wife also well dressed plus well dressed quiet children....So which is it, Juan, you have "made" it and can enjoy the fruits your "career" has brought your family because Obama or you will always languish in fear?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 18, 2017 05:38 PM (kXoT0)

Apparently Juan's son is a hard core conservative. This makes me extremely happy.

Posted by: LizLem at January 18, 2017 05:53 PM (hvf9s)

394 >>>WTF did you think I was waving?
My mish?<<<

Wait. You can do that? That would be one hell of a way to cap off the evening, -- even better than a Hillary post-election rampage.

Posted by: Fritz at January 18, 2017 05:54 PM (FmNHR)

395 Baseball HOF results to be announce any minute now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2017 05:55 PM (SjImc)

396 yeaah! I was so nervous I went to bed very early. (Before 8 pm Eastern). When I got up and heard the good news from my husband I wished I had stayed up, but my heart and bp could not have stood it. Would love to see it. Be like watching old happy home movies.
Posted by: cfomahm at January 18, 2017 05:47 PM (RfzVr)


I made my Wife and Brother in Law not tell me the results, I needed my sleep, I just couldn't take it.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 18, 2017 05:56 PM (dKiJG)

397 Bagwell in

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2017 05:56 PM (SjImc)

398 Tim Raines in

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2017 05:57 PM (SjImc)

399
That whole Elizabeth Warren not shaking hands deal is disgusting. Mental illness.
Posted by: Seems Legit


When the right does it, it's petty.
When the left does it, it's principled.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2017 05:57 PM (IqV8l)

400

Apparently Juan's son is a hard core conservative. This makes me extremely happy.
Posted by: LizLem at January 18, 2017 05:53 PM (hvf9s)

Rosie's "Son" joined the Military against her wishes.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 18, 2017 05:57 PM (dKiJG)

401 i do this once or twice a week for a half hour or so. better than any kind of chemical mood elevator. my wife keeps calling from the other room, asking what I'm laughing at.

Posted by: Robert Jenks at January 18, 2017 06:01 PM (AVVYL)

402 Nood.

Posted by: jwpaine at January 18, 2017 06:03 PM (hoJm7)

403 (Or, repent, and be forgiven your sins. So to speak.)

Posted by: filbert at January 18, 2017 05:01 PM (s5o+q)


after a good flogging..amirite?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Making a cast of his Schadenboner' at January 18, 2017 06:05 PM (Pby3z)

404 I would be very into a replay of that night. My Dad's funeral was the next day and so my mind was other places. Totally missed out on the satisfaction of seeing them cry. Sorry my Dad passed before seeing it too. He hated the press.

Posted by: DeplorePaul at January 18, 2017 06:07 PM (5vn7I)

405 Nude

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 18, 2017 06:07 PM (WyLre)

406 I've watched election night coverage from ABC, CBS, Young Turks, MSNBC (which was surprising good from a vote analysis point of view), and Fox.

I can't get enough replaying election night, it is my favorite show ever.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 18, 2017 06:07 PM (wfDW1)

407 My guilty pleasure
The MSNBC feed
From Election Night

I watch the YouTube
Over and over again
It never gets old...

Watch Rachel Maddow
From smarmy smug to sullen
It's three hours well spent

Posted by: haiku guy at January 18, 2017 06:07 PM (N+zBw)

408 i do this once or twice a week for a half hour or
so. better than any kind of chemical mood elevator. my wife keeps
calling from the other room, asking what I'm laughing at.

Posted by: Robert Jenks at January 18, 2017 06:01 PM (AVVYL)

This is so true. I've been MIA for a few months but the last half hour in here and I am laughing like a hyena. Great stuff, great morons!

Posted by: Peaches at January 18, 2017 06:08 PM (EgOr3)

409 I think this is a great idea. Maybe a chronological ONT covering the night.

Posted by: Kaldar at January 18, 2017 06:12 PM (mmIeA)

410 DO IT FOR PAUL!!!

I would be very into a replay of that night. My Dad's funeral was the next day and so my mind was other places. Totally missed out on the satisfaction of seeing them cry. Sorry my Dad passed before seeing it too. He hated the press.
Posted by: DeplorePaul at January 18, 2017 06:07 PM (5vn7I)

Posted by: Tom Harkin at January 18, 2017 06:15 PM (PCkeH)

411 Fantastic!

Posted by: Don, the Rebel without a Blog at January 18, 2017 06:19 PM (Uryy9)

412 I love the Young Turks Election Night Meltdown Spectacular!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 18, 2017 06:22 PM (mBnZE)

413 It never gets old watching liberals cry and deny.

Posted by: ODub76 at January 18, 2017 06:24 PM (9j72M)

414
Do it!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 18, 2017 06:34 PM (BK3ZS)

415 I realize this is late (and I am committing original sin by posting without reading the comments) but I had an idea:

Collect photos of the Moron Celebrations. I personally plan to troll my lefty friends *hard* on Friday. I shall celebrate with many an alcoholic beverage and I shall warm up the pudding dip cups early. And I shall post my chocolate salty balls for my lefty acquaintances and revel in their tears.

Posted by: Semper Why at January 18, 2017 06:35 PM (MERms)

416 "And why would you give clemency to someone like Manning?"

Because Obama is deeply immersed in Identity Politics. This is a great way (in his mind) to show his LGBTBBQ brothers/sisters/otherkin that he supports their pet causes. He gets to be compassionate to a transgender prisoner AND gets to fuck over the military in one fell swoop.

Posted by: Semper Why at January 18, 2017 06:37 PM (MERms)

417 Here's a liberal who talks about how "delusional" the Trump campaign was when they released a "road to 270 map" days before the election. Ahem. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPlfKXEYmLM

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at January 18, 2017 06:38 PM (LDV7V)

418 Here's something for tonight

http://althouse.blogspot.com/2017/01/hillary-is-going-to-be-
very-busy-as.html

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 18, 2017 06:48 PM (tHwdc)

419
I don't know if this is a great idea or a really, really dumb one.












Yes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2017 06:49 PM (LuZz8)

420 Oh, please, please, please, please, pretty please?

I mean, who KNOWS wtf DJT (will that be a thing in the future, like WTFDJT? It has a beat.) will do once he has the button, but for now, just watching all of the wailing and gnashing of the DNC/MSM/SJWs fuels my every raging schadenboner.

Bwahaahahahahahahahhahahhahhahahahhah!

Posted by: Dave G at January 18, 2017 06:56 PM (OgC1f)

421 Do it! What better way to celebrate?

Other than hopping on the grill and having a barbeque. This is barbeque for the spirit!

Posted by: RubyFoxFire at January 18, 2017 06:59 PM (kQIOs)

422 Love it!

Posted by: GuyfromNH at January 18, 2017 07:04 PM (5zfq1)

423 Yes yes yes yes yes
Can we live blog the inauguration too??? Pleeeeeeease???.

Posted by: RoxyDoxy at January 18, 2017 07:06 PM (UJL3o)

424 I just did this about a week ago waiting on an ice storm here in Georgia. It was FABUlLOUS! I had to work that night and was forced to watch the ABC coverage, so seeing how the reality dawned on the different news networks was worth the time it took.

Posted by: Conni at January 18, 2017 07:20 PM (zkhDw)

425 Podcast

PODCAST!

Podcast

(Please)

Posted by: Lurker Primus at January 18, 2017 08:17 PM (geyAi)

426 YES!!! There hasn't been as great as the midterm freakout compilation.

Posted by: Chappy at January 18, 2017 08:26 PM (xLoq3)

427 that would be interesting. I didn't watch it until about 10:30 pm ET when it started looking pretty positive. I hadn't tuned in earlier because I thought Hillary would squash him like a bug, and I didn't want to watch her win.

Posted by: Jill v2 at January 18, 2017 09:06 PM (uQc7W)

428 My loving wife of 43 years, who, prior to this election cycle, made much of her status as an "independent," chiding me for getting my political news from moron sources such as Ace, will now not let me erase the Tivo recording of FOX covering the election.

She loves Tucker Carlson and won't miss an episode of Greg Gutfeld.

We've created a monster.

Posted by: Beryl at January 18, 2017 09:06 PM (S3RCm)

429 I chronicled every stage of every network election night development

Tomorrow night should be easy.

Posted by: CJ at January 18, 2017 09:17 PM (YLWLU)

430 Sure. Sounds good. I was just going to be sticking rocks up my whatever anyway.

Posted by: starboardhelm at January 18, 2017 09:19 PM (hOtJL)

431 Do it.

We deserve it.

Posted by: ChePizza at January 18, 2017 09:28 PM (kq1uE)

432 I'm in.

Posted by: spike at January 18, 2017 09:39 PM (OprKm)

433 Late to the party as usual, but great idea Ace.

Let the good times roll.

Posted by: jazzuscounty at January 18, 2017 09:50 PM (qXNMu)

434 True confession: I have watched it over and over from ask the different channels. Never gets old. And from the comments on the videos, many others are king the same. RT did the best job, followed by BBC.

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at January 18, 2017 10:00 PM (VnNi7)

435 Yes do it. Include shots of the NYTimes odds gadget. I was texting a liberal friend at the time it went above 50% and watched in amazement at his meltdown. He literally turned into another person. He hasn't been the same since. Refuses to debate me on politics anymore. He's been triggered lol

Posted by: Greg at January 18, 2017 10:07 PM (dgYhl)

436 I would love that. DO IT!!!! Be creative in your selection....and build to a crescendo!!!111!!!11.

Posted by: Baconfat at January 18, 2017 11:01 PM (R19Pq)

437 Do it!

I watched it all the way through at the time but was focused on the returns. Getting to watch just for the reactions would be great fun.

Posted by: viking at January 18, 2017 11:31 PM (6y/kW)

438 Please please please do it!

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 18, 2017 11:50 PM (nQ10o)

439 If you do this, please warn viewers that if they experience a Schadenboner lasting more than four hours to go see their doctor.

Posted by: ykurtz at January 18, 2017 11:54 PM (smOL6)

440 Anything that involves seeing Maddow crying is a win.

Posted by: Lisl at January 19, 2017 03:04 AM (OAB5z)

441 Do it. Love the idea!

Posted by: Trish McNamara at January 19, 2017 07:52 AM (6YXBv)

442 Please do! And not just the "regular" networks, but the ones like the Young Turks, etc. Let's not be restrictive!!

Posted by: Son of Rusty Shackleford at January 19, 2017 10:03 AM (QbUgu)

443 Excellent idea! I know I would watch.

Posted by: Fred Baumann at January 19, 2017 12:08 PM (IKrBe)

444 12 Maybe just the actual reactions, gnashing of the teeth and sweet sweet liberal tears. Why not, my Schadenboner just got back from Vegas and won't even talk about it still, so I'm game.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 18, 2017 05:00 PM (FRQMa)

Yeah agreed. Doing the full 8 hour coverage as though it's a live event won't have the same effect since we all know the outcome. The meltdown clips will be the most schaden-tastic!

Posted by: Texas Zombie at January 19, 2017 01:00 PM (pzObu)

445 Good Idea !!!

Posted by: david k at January 20, 2017 02:53 AM (FiG/z)

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