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Worst.
Posted by: the kid in the corner at January 16, 2017 09:55 PM (WidQN) 2
Ja!
Posted by: Frau Merkel at January 16, 2017 09:55 PM (DMUuz) 3
first
Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill formerly from Canada at January 16, 2017 09:56 PM (ThITg) 4
R'uh r'oh...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 16, 2017 09:56 PM (kP16F) 5
And I even read all the content.
Posted by: the kid in the corner at January 16, 2017 09:56 PM (WidQN) Posted by: filbert at January 16, 2017 09:56 PM (s5o+q) 7
Naughty!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 09:56 PM (tHwdc) 8
This means something...
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2017 09:56 PM (4ErVI) 9
Uh oh. What did we do?
Posted by: Shefrotinquee at January 16, 2017 09:56 PM (sBOL1) Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 09:56 PM (vUcdz) 11
Somebody put baby in a corner.
Posted by: wooga at January 16, 2017 09:56 PM (WsceC) 12
WTF did we do this time?
Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 09:57 PM (CRotO) 13
Not first
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2017 09:57 PM (J+eG2) 14
I am still praying for Trump's safety. These protestors are crazy people.
Posted by: Jmel at January 16, 2017 09:57 PM (bz98L) 15
At least we have teddy bear to keep us company, from the look of it.
Posted by: filbert at January 16, 2017 09:57 PM (s5o+q) 16
Evenin' everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 09:57 PM (IcT7t) 17
Content?
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 16, 2017 09:57 PM (U6f54) 18
Evening all!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2017 09:57 PM (0tfLf) 19
Putting Baby in the corner?
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 16, 2017 09:57 PM (J5mC3) 20
Okay, what the hell did y'all do now??????
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 16, 2017 09:58 PM (JNDQi) 21
You're absolutely right - we'll take this ONT and be GRATEFUL for it!
Hell, my parents tell me how bare-bones the ONT was when they were kids during the Depression. Just photos of a few rocks. And dirt. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 09:58 PM (tHwdc) 22
Poor kid. Dindu nuffin. She was turning her life around, going to pre-school at night...wanted to be a fingerpainter.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 09:58 PM (0mRoj) 23
And I thought my job sucked on Monday nights...
Posted by: ATC Guy at January 16, 2017 09:58 PM (QdNR4) 24
In Trump's America, only liberals have to sit in the corner.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2017 09:58 PM (4ErVI) 25
What did y'all do?
Posted by: Lauren at January 16, 2017 09:58 PM (RT1oR) 26
Baby Sister Update:
Spoke with Joyce today - twice! First time since last Thursday (kept going to voicemail). I called and she picked up. Still has trouble stringing words together but trying. About 15 minutes after we hung up, SHE called ME! The bad news is that her physical condition is deteriorating more rapidly than anticipated: she's having aphasia, losing muscle and motor control, has trouble walking. /sigh Thank you so much for all your prayers and thoughts. (And many Thanks to Galveston Jim for hooking me up with a certain Elder God) Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 09:58 PM (vUcdz) 27
Well, better than a giant pic of John Lewis's head.
Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 09:58 PM (GsAUU) 28
Okay, I've been working and not keeping up. What are we in trouble for?
Posted by: Emmie at January 16, 2017 09:58 PM (xVuS6) 29
Saddest ONT ever... And we deserve it!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 16, 2017 09:58 PM (kP16F) 30
Content?
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 16, 2017 09:57 PM (U6f54) Content? I got yer content right here! Posted by: Raetrodone at January 16, 2017 09:58 PM (wCEn4) 31
You know what you did!!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 16, 2017 09:58 PM (EnKk6) 32
#22 Also, black and white photos of those rocks and that dirt.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 09:58 PM (tHwdc) 33
So one of the Womans March attendees just asked on NextDoor if she should take her 5 month old to the protest.
Sure....go for it. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2017 09:58 PM (J+eG2) 34
For once I actually agree with Neil DeGrasse Tyson: our rate of achievements and amazing deeds has grossly slowed in the country. The problem is, all his pet projects, politics, and allies are the reason. Heapings of regulations and stupid laws, lawsuits, and leftist ideology in the place of innovation combined with his chocolate Jesus putting NASA funds into AGW research and Muslim outreach....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2017 09:59 PM (39g3+) 35
Shit. I go away from the HQ for a day and you guys screw things up. So what is it now?
Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at January 16, 2017 09:59 PM (1FhAQ) 36
What did y'all do?
I made an ironing table and fixed a candlestick phone. Not sure why that rates punishment. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 09:59 PM (IcT7t) 37
*shrugs*
Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 09:59 PM (CRotO) 38
13 WTF did we do this time?
Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 09:57 PM (CRotO) If I have to explain it to you won't get it anyway!!!! Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 09:59 PM (0mRoj) 39
Next Monday night Fredo will be no more!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2017 09:59 PM (SjImc) 40
Nice chick.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 16, 2017 09:59 PM (TRzoP) 41
MisHum must be a Chiefs fan, and thinks we're the referees!
Or a Cowboys fan, and thinks we're the evil, too-wide goal-posts. Posted by: filbert at January 16, 2017 09:59 PM (s5o+q) 42
Saddest ONT ever... And we deserve it!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 16, 2017 09:58 PM (kP16F) You'll get nothing and like it! Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2017 09:59 PM (wCEn4) 43
The more I read about the upcoming inauguration and pending protests the more I wished I owned a Harley.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2017 09:59 PM (0tfLf) 44
Well, shit. I posted something on the last threat as #784, and #798 informed me I had been Willowed as usual. Willow should pass me the baton.
I will hereby repost my comment, so take that Pixy or who or whatever is responsible for my pattern of Willowing. It's a blast from my mostly forgotten past. Here goes: 784 This stuff about using chemical warfare to obtain political ends is nothing new. I was a photojournalist on assignment during the 1968 Democratic National Convention in Chicago. I was freelancing for McGraw-Hill and an editor and I had an early morning appointment to photograph Hubert Humphrey and his campaign manager during a breakfast meeting in Humphrey's suite in the Hilton Hotel on the day the convention opened. As we were leaving, the hotel was beginning to fill with an odious smell from stink bombs that had been thrown into the elevator shafts. That night, as I returned on the press bus, the riots were well under way in the park across from the hotel. The rest is history. Nothing has changed except that the "yooths" who caused so much trouble back then are now much older and probably more dangerous, in keeping with the axiom that "old age and treachery beats youth and enthusiasm". In Act One they were youth, now they are the treacherous ones. Fortunately, we are also old and probably even more dangerous than they can ever imagine, once they attract our attention. Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 10:00 PM (ro5Th) 45
I don't know what's going on but this cannot
be good!!! Posted by: Kreplach at January 16, 2017 10:00 PM (+lv+r) 46
Next Monday night Fredo will be no more!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2017 09:59 PM (SjImc) And Hillary Clinton will never . . . well, you know. Posted by: filbert at January 16, 2017 10:00 PM (s5o+q) Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:00 PM (CRotO) 48
You just sit there and think about what you've done, missy.
Posted by: my mother 55 years ago at January 16, 2017 10:00 PM (jkkMG) 49
Thanks for the update, ibguy. Sorry to hear things are moving fast, but so glad you two are in touch. Still praying, won't stop.
Posted by: bluebell at January 16, 2017 10:00 PM (sBOL1) 50
No spankings, just a time out?
Posted by: Sister Zoot at January 16, 2017 10:00 PM (DMUuz) Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 10:00 PM (GsAUU) Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 10:00 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: mindful webworker - until further notice at January 16, 2017 10:00 PM (5a8XA) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 16, 2017 10:00 PM (89T5c) 55
38 13 WTF did we do this time?
Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 09:57 PM (CRotO) If I have to explain it to you won't get it anyway!!!! Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 09:59 PM (0mRoj) --- It was mostly rhetorical. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:01 PM (CRotO) 56
Thank you so much for all your prayers and thoughts.
(And many Thanks to Galveston Jim for hooking me up with a certain Elder God) Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 09:58 PM (vUcdz) Still praying, daily, ibguy. And Jim is a prince for doing that. (((teh Horde))) Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 10:01 PM (tHwdc) 57
It's only January, is this what a Trump presidency is going to be like?
Posted by: EGGO at January 16, 2017 10:01 PM (C7e+O) 58
{{{ibguy}}}
Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:01 PM (CRotO) Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 10:01 PM (IcT7t) 60
SMFH, any freaks yet?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 16, 2017 10:01 PM (EnKk6) 61
Heya Miley : )
Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:02 PM (CRotO) 62
The Horde should all take their seats. The content will be showing up momentarily.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2017 10:02 PM (TRzoP) 63
These overnight threads get earlier and earlier.
Posted by: StrawMan at January 16, 2017 10:02 PM (lidp8) 64
Inauguration Day?
Never heard of it But have you heard about the new liberal grassroots organization the Coffee Party? It's lit. Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 16, 2017 10:02 PM (3CFdj) 65
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Somebody put baby in a corner. Posted by: wooga at January 16, 2017 09:56 PM (WsceC) Ever have one of those moments when you don't hear a phrase for decades and then hear it twice in one day. This is one of those moments. Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2017 10:02 PM (Enq6K) 66
59 I got a job today...driving for Uber.
Uber does tanks? Cool! Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 10:01 PM (IcT7t) --- LOL! If only. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:02 PM (CRotO) 67
Has she got Ace hostage, is that what I'm seeing?
Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2017 10:02 PM (hBig8) Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 10:02 PM (vUcdz) 69
The whole world is twitching.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2017 10:02 PM (IqV8l) 70
55 38 13 WTF did we do this time?
Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 09:57 PM (CRotO) If I have to explain it to you won't get it anyway!!!! Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 09:59 PM (0mRoj) --- It was mostly rhetorical. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:01 PM (CRotO) There's a big difference between MOSTLY rhetorical and ALL rhetorical! /Miracle Max Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 10:02 PM (0mRoj) 71
It's only January, is this what a Trump presidency is going to be like?
Posted by: EGGO at January 16, 2017 10:01 PM (C7e+O) Yuge. Luxurious. Expansive, like an accordion. Posted by: filbert at January 16, 2017 10:02 PM (s5o+q) 72
Maybe someone should point out to NDT that we haven't been doing as much in space because we are too busy feeding every Lefty cause that he supports.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at January 16, 2017 10:03 PM (J70i0) 73
60 SMFH, any freaks yet?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 16, 2017 10:01 PM (EnKk6) --- No...just drunk soldiers. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:03 PM (CRotO) 74
SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/821056812233396224 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/821056903946051585 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/821056994656325633 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/821057090600968196 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/821057195022385153 Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2017 10:03 PM (Ya7zs) 75
We're here for you 24/7/365.25 whenever you need somebody to just listen.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at January 16, 2017 10:03 PM (DMUuz) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 16, 2017 10:03 PM (R+30W) 77
Cool, there's a Battle of the Bulge board game on Pawn Stars.
And Chumlee actually nailed it when Rick asked him what the Battle of the Bulge was, LMAO. Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 10:03 PM (GsAUU) 78
Put Joe Biden in that chair and he can't find his way out of the room.
Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2017 10:03 PM (hBig8) 79
These overnight threads get earlier and earlier.
Posted by: StrawMan at January 16, 2017 10:02 PM (lidp It's always Overnight somewhere. Posted by: filbert at January 16, 2017 10:03 PM (s5o+q) 80
If you don't know what you did, I'm not going to tell you!
Posted by: Mrs ONT, upset at January 16, 2017 10:03 PM (39g3+) 81
Mary Janes rule!
Posted by: Strawberry Shortcake at January 16, 2017 10:03 PM (rH4JY) Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2017 10:04 PM (m9RuU) 83
well shit, what did we do now?
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 10:04 PM (nDcc3) 84
Ruthless, you sure have done and seen some interesting stuff. That must have been something.
SMFH, good for you! Good night all, Shefrotinquee needs her beauty sleep. Posted by: bluebell at January 16, 2017 10:04 PM (sBOL1) 85
More SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/821057289461317637 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/821057387373150210 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/821057497695973376 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/821057606127144963 Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2017 10:04 PM (Ya7zs) Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 10:04 PM (eiebj) 87
MisHum should have posted one of those old test patterns with the Indian.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2017 10:04 PM (TRzoP) Posted by: Emmie at January 16, 2017 10:04 PM (xVuS6) 89
Hahaha! I love it.
Posted by: Draki at January 16, 2017 10:05 PM (fQGa/) 90
I feel so cheap and dirty right now...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 16, 2017 10:05 PM (kP16F) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 16, 2017 10:05 PM (R+30W) 92
wow, james okeefe doe s better job as a one man shop reporting on chemical warfare attacks than cnn did on tailwind.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 10:05 PM (cPsPa) 93
Mis Hum, thanks for the LOLPIC. When I was in 6th grade, dunce caps and sitting in the corner were faux pas. Teachers were allowed to use their discretion when it came to punishing bad behavior in the classroom. One teacher called it 'time-out'. Miscreants had to go stand inside a big cardboard refrigerator box that was placed in the front of the room.
Posted by: EyeTest at January 16, 2017 10:05 PM (5x9My) 94
Maybe someone should point out to NDT that we haven't been doing as much in space because we are too busy feeding every Lefty cause that he supports.
Exactly, its his pet politics, his leftist buddies that are the reason we aren't achieving much any more. Tons of regulations and stupid laws, pressure to destroy anyone who dares question the ideology, pressure to focus on transgender bathrooms and queer science theory.... its like a huge rock on the back of inventors, crushing them down. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2017 10:05 PM (39g3+) 95
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2017 09:59 PM (39g3+)
Friend had a copy of a old Smithsonian pamphlet on the Wright brothers gasoline engine design and fabrication. We concluded that in today's world, they would have been in jail for a long time for all manner of violation of regulations (safety, EPA emissions control, littering, no pilot training program, etc.). Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2017 10:05 PM (wCEn4) 96
51 52 58
Thank y'all so much, I hope you know just how much your prayers mean. I've told her that I have friends all over the country praying for her. And SMFH, it looks like the IndieGoGo folks finally relented? Good!! Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 10:05 PM (vUcdz) 97
You go to the penalty box and think about what you did. You feel shame.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 10:05 PM (0mRoj) 98
So if you're looking for music....... I've been listening to a remake of the Tron soundtrack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1RAAoE_d6o
Posted by: Draki at January 16, 2017 10:05 PM (fQGa/) Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2017 10:06 PM (cAnNx) 100
The little girl is cradling the carcass of the weasel that she just strangled.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2017 10:06 PM (TRzoP) 101
Ha! Love the science pics
Posted by: Draki at January 16, 2017 10:06 PM (fQGa/) 102
No...just drunk soldiers.
Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:03 PM (CRotO) -- Well, good for them for being responsible. I work with a vet who drank a lot in his Army days. Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 10:06 PM (GsAUU) 103
Thanks to you, too, miley and Emmie!
Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 10:06 PM (vUcdz) 104
Loving Fox tonight. They finally took the gloves off for real! Must have figured there needs to be a better counterbalance to the rest of the media.
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 16, 2017 10:06 PM (nQ10o) 105
Did someone poop in the wrong place ?
Posted by: ting hung lo at January 16, 2017 10:06 PM (xZc4z) 106
No spankings, just a time out?
Posted by: Sister Zoot at January 16, 2017 10:00 PM (DMUuz) No spankings, and certainly no oral sex. We bin bad. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 10:07 PM (tHwdc) 107
97 You go to the penalty box and think about what you did. You feel shame.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 10:05 PM (0mRoj) --- yeah, about that... Whenever I got sent to the corner, I wasn't feeling remorse... Ohno. Good thing my parents weren't perfect mindreaders. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:07 PM (CRotO) 108
Little do her parents know she is plotting her revenge.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 10:07 PM (0mRoj) 109
I haven't been around a lot....have you all talked about the Talladega Band thing already? (They're playing at the inauguration.)
Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2017 10:07 PM (Enq6K) 110
>>The little girl is cradling the carcass of the weasel that she just strangled.
That's a little Boy. And he's not strangling it. Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2017 10:07 PM (m9RuU) 111
You go to the penalty box and think about what you did. You feel shame.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 10:05 PM (0mRoj) Unless you're a dog, being hit by a rolled-up newspaper for the dog poop you dropped six hours ago on the carpet. "What did I do?" (Not sure why that image popped into my head. Deeply suppressed guilt, obviously.) Posted by: filbert at January 16, 2017 10:07 PM (s5o+q) 112
Avalon Hill made the Battle of the Bulge game.
Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 10:07 PM (GsAUU) 113
is the kid holding a stuffed ewok?
Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 16, 2017 10:07 PM (Om16U) 114
108 Little do her parents know she is plotting her revenge.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 10:07 PM (0mRoj) --- Yep. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:07 PM (CRotO) 115
What you can't see is that kid is playing a Gameboy. Been there for hours.
Posted by: freaked at January 16, 2017 10:08 PM (BO/km) 116
100 The little girl is cradling the carcass of the weasel that she just strangled.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2017 10:06 PM (TRzoP) ++++ Mitch McConnell? Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 16, 2017 10:08 PM (R+30W) 117
107 97 You go to the penalty box and think about what you did. You feel shame.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 10:05 PM (0mRoj) --- yeah, about that... Whenever I got sent to the corner, I wasn't feeling remorse... Ohno. Good thing my parents weren't perfect mindreaders. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:07 PM (CRotO) Yeah, me neither. I was just really really pissed. Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 10:08 PM (0mRoj) 118
well, we are also doing less in space because we have charged the space agency with space stuff and jihadi outreach. not so easy to get the hyper drive built when half your focus is stopping 12 century clowns from roasting goats in the engine testing room.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 10:08 PM (cPsPa) 119
I see the future sniper.
Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2017 10:08 PM (XoldI) 120
Heya Miley : )
Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:02 PM (CRotO) Heya SMFH! I don't know how I get so far behind. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 10:08 PM (tHwdc) Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2017 10:08 PM (m9RuU) 122
prayers for ibguy sister and family, prayers that she finds a wondrous doctor a great staff with the best minds and deft hands for his sister, and fast healing.
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2017 10:08 PM (R7cwD) 123
82 Someone's Dad needs a lesson in Joinery.
Posted by: garrett ----------------- At the vary least, a caulk gun. Posted by: Borfrodice at January 16, 2017 10:09 PM (eiebj) 124
14 I am still praying for Trump's safety. These protestors are crazy people.
Posted by: Jmel Yeah, aren't the Academy Awards coming up? Something else I won't watch. I will pay attention to the reporting on it so that I know whose movies I won't go to. The Bourne franchise has been off my to see list for some time now, as has been anything with Clooney and Alec Baldwin. I never cared for Matthew McKonnahay, so I can't boycott him. Same for Meryl Streep, the queen of chick movies. Once Eastwood croaks I don't know what I'll do. Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2017 10:09 PM (+lVUW) 125
Loving Fox tonight. They finally took the gloves off for real! Must have figured there needs to be a better counterbalance to the rest of the media.
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 16, 2017 10:06 PM (nQ10o) Hannity is going out of his way to remind everyone just exactly how big an asshole Obama was, and is. Posted by: filbert at January 16, 2017 10:09 PM (s5o+q) 126
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It's a little girl. She's wearing pink shoes. Posted by: Tuna at January 16, 2017 10:09 PM (JSovD) Posted by: teej at January 16, 2017 10:09 PM (gJ3Vg) 128
NOBODY PUTS TODDLER HILLARY CLINTON IN THE CORNER!
Posted by: Toddler Hillary Clinton at January 16, 2017 10:09 PM (aZq03) 129
In a shocking oversight, Cora Segal's feet (aka Trigglypuff) have not yet been rated by wikifeet.com.
Posted by: Moron News Service, Book Review, &a Timing Association at January 16, 2017 10:10 PM (DMUuz) Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2017 10:10 PM (m9RuU) Posted by: Some College at January 16, 2017 10:10 PM (aZq03) 132
Did you see my reply to you last night about Pale Moon and Greasemonkey?
Sorry, missed that. Should I go do some research? Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 10:10 PM (IcT7t) 133
Is it a boy or girl?
Posted by: Geroge at January 16, 2017 10:10 PM (z6OM2) Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 10:10 PM (vUcdz) Posted by: Hillary! at January 16, 2017 10:10 PM (ZIFyZ) 136
126 110
It's a little girl. She's wearing pink shoes. Posted by: Tuna at January 16, 2017 10:09 PM (JSovD) --- Like that matters nowadays. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:10 PM (CRotO) 137
Transgendered at four!
Posted by: Geroge at January 16, 2017 10:11 PM (z6OM2) 138
104 Loving Fox tonight. They finally took the gloves off for real! Must have figured there needs to be a better counterbalance to the rest of the media.
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 16, 2017 10:06 PM (nQ10o) --The ex-Black Panther Tucker had on did not hold back. I hope he returns as a guest. Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 10:11 PM (GsAUU) Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 10:11 PM (ro5Th) 140
Obama would have turned out better if his mother had made him sit in the corner more often.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at January 16, 2017 10:11 PM (P8951) 141
USA Today: Whites Killed MLK, Now We Honor Him
Fuck yu USA Today. Collective guilt is so progressive Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2017 10:11 PM (SjImc) 142
Is it a boy or girl?
Posted by: Geroge at January 16, 2017 10:10 PM (z6OM2) It's a child. Who's obviously very bad. Not very, very bad, because he/she has his teddy. No, not THAT kind of teddy, you preverts! Posted by: filbert at January 16, 2017 10:11 PM (s5o+q) 143
Hugs, ibguy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2017 10:11 PM (+lVUW) 144
not so easy to get the hyper drive built when half your focus is stopping 12 century clowns from roasting goats in the engine testing room.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 10:08 PM (cPsPa) Nothing quite like flash flame roasted whole goat! Posted by: Muhammed Mohammed Mahomet at January 16, 2017 10:11 PM (wCEn4) 145
Posted by: teej at January 16, 2017 10:09 PM (gJ3Vg)
Glad I made you laugh. That's too long to go without one! Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 10:11 PM (0mRoj) 146
It was already broken!
Posted by: The Child at January 16, 2017 10:11 PM (XoldI) 147
Brazen it out, Horde! There is no irrefutable evidence of our wrong-doing!
Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2017 10:12 PM (ZIFyZ) 148
132 Did you see my reply to you last night about Pale Moon and Greasemonkey?
Sorry, missed that. Should I go do some research? Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 10:10 PM (IcT7t) ++++ They will work together. Check comment 659. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 16, 2017 10:12 PM (R+30W) 149
Hannity is going out of his way to remind everyone just exactly how big an asshole Obama was, and is.
___ I think that I'm a better speechwriter than my speechwriters, and I'm a better asshole then my professional asshole. Isn't that right Joe? Posted by: Barack Obama at January 16, 2017 10:12 PM (aZq03) 150
139 133
Is it a boy or girl? It's Schroedinger's Kid. We won't know until the box is opened. Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 10:11 PM (ro5Th) Phrasing! Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 10:12 PM (0mRoj) 151
so you know, this is what is happening in the white mosque right now.
http://tinyurl.com/msenetk for what it is worth I predicted this eight years ago. Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 10:12 PM (cPsPa) 152
Did someone poop in the wrong place ?
Posted by: ting hung lo at January 16, 2017 10:06 PM (xZc4z) Someone smeared chocolate sauce all over the cushions and blamed it on the dogs. There was a lot of licking for awhile. It was unnerving. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 10:12 PM (tHwdc) 153
Well... Mr. Orange is high maintenance.
"Bosnia-Herzegovina is a small country, Madam, but it will not be a small war." Posted by: mnw at January 16, 2017 10:12 PM (oBEt6) 154
Did someone poop in the wrong place ?
No, I went right in my pants! Posted by: Hillary! What a coincidence, so did I! Posted by: Al Roker at January 16, 2017 10:13 PM (IcT7t) Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 10:13 PM (vUcdz) Posted by: Russian Hackers at January 16, 2017 10:13 PM (kCDOM) Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 16, 2017 10:13 PM (Om16U) 158
Brazen it out, Horde! There is no irrefutable evidence of our wrong-doing!
Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2017 10:12 PM (ZIFyZ) And no controlling legal authority either! And what does "is" mean, anyway? Posted by: filbert at January 16, 2017 10:13 PM (s5o+q) 159
USA Today: Whites Killed MLK, Now We Honor Him
*** If Whites, collectively, killed MLK, what group collectively killed Jesus? Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2017 10:13 PM (aZq03) 160
Mis Hum, Thanks for the lolpic. When I was in 6th grade, being made to sit in the corner wearing a dunce cap had become faux pas. Now teachers had the freedom to use their imaginations to punish misbehavior in the classroom! For 'time out', my homeroom/English teacher made miscreants stand inside a big brown closed cardboard refrigerator box in the front of the room for up to 30 minutes.
Posted by: EyeTest at January 16, 2017 10:13 PM (5x9My) 161
157 oh my those are jelly sandals!
that dates this photo to be 1980s or early 90s. child abuse! Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 16, 2017 10:13 PM (Om16U) --- I loved those. Big hit in Hawaii. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:14 PM (CRotO) 162
109 I haven't been around a lot....have you all talked about the Talladega Band thing already? (They're playing at the inauguration.)
Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2017 10:07 PM (Enq6K) --Bill O'Reilley mentioned it. Great story. I hope it opens those young minds to how decent at a basic level most Americans are, to help strangers anonymously to take a dream trip. It definitely impressed the president of the college. Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 10:14 PM (GsAUU) 163
Thank you so much for all your prayers and thoughts.
(And many Thanks to Galveston Jim for hooking me up with a certain Elder God) Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 09:58 PM (vUcdz) Prayer for healing, courage, strength, wisdom and love. Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 16, 2017 10:14 PM (nQ10o) 164
So you wear pink shoes to the number six dance?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2017 10:14 PM (39g3+) 165
If Whites, collectively, killed MLK, what group collectively killed Jesus?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2017 10:13 PM (aZq03) Oh that's an easy one Posted by: Kerry at January 16, 2017 10:14 PM (SjImc) 166
Are we not content with the content?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 16, 2017 10:15 PM (PqqkK) 167
NOT FIRST !!!
Posted by: Original Jake at January 16, 2017 10:15 PM (jrFgU) Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2017 10:15 PM (m9RuU) Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 10:15 PM (ro5Th) Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 10:15 PM (IcT7t) 171
So which of the five languages Melania speaks will she cuss out Moochie with?
Posted by: Geroge at January 16, 2017 10:15 PM (z6OM2) Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 16, 2017 10:15 PM (4bKiB) 173
Thanks Libertarianwannabe.
Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 10:15 PM (vUcdz) 174
For a guy who was supposed to be all about nonviolence there's a lot of shooting on Martin Luther King Blvds all over the country.
Posted by: vivi at January 16, 2017 10:15 PM (11H2y) 175
That kid looks like she's pulling a shiv outa da bear.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 16, 2017 10:16 PM (k+ZgL) 176
159 USA Today: Whites Killed MLK, Now We Honor Him
*** If Whites, collectively, killed MLK, what group collectively killed Jesus? Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2017 10:13 PM (aZq03) --- Fuck you, USA Today. My half-white ass wasn't even around then. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:16 PM (CRotO) 177
If Whites, collectively, killed MLK, what group collectively killed Jesus?
Five Sided Space JOooos!!!! Posted by: Jimmy Carter at January 16, 2017 10:16 PM (39g3+) 178
166 Are we not content with the content?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 16, 2017 10:15 PM (PqqkK) I always thought we were malcontents anyway. Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 10:16 PM (0mRoj) 179
Maybe someone should point out to NDT that we haven't been doing as much in space because we are too busy feeding every Lefty cause that he supports.
*** If post WWII America and Europe had quashed socialism instead of embracing it, we would likely have colonies in space, flying cars, and dinners in the form of pills (well, if you want them). Instead we have twatter, triggleypuff, and food stamps. Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2017 10:16 PM (aZq03) 180
The child in the pic looks exactly like my 2 year old grandchild. I'm a little creeped out. Hair, posture, everything.
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 16, 2017 10:16 PM (nQ10o) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2017 10:17 PM (39g3+) 182
Ever have one of those moments when you don't hear a phrase for decades and then hear it twice in one day. This is one of those moments.
--- all the time Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 16, 2017 10:17 PM (PqqkK) Posted by: John 'al-Quds' Brennan at January 16, 2017 10:17 PM (wCEn4) 184
--Bill O'Reilley mentioned it. Great story. I
hope it opens those young minds to how decent at a basic level most Americans are, to help strangers anonymously to take a dream trip. It definitely impressed the president of the college. Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 10:14 PM (GsAUU) The Gofundme is now over $550,000! The kids and the president are beyond excited. Something they'll never forget....courtesy of 'the deplorables.' (My son marched in Bush's first inauguration when he was at VMI.) Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2017 10:17 PM (Enq6K) 185
Nite all. Got an early meeting which will suck prolly. Waste of time, I hate that.
Be well all, T Posted by: Farmer at January 16, 2017 10:17 PM (o/90i) 186
"If Whites, collectively, killed MLK..."
It wasn't me! I wasn't even there, and you can't prove anything. Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 10:17 PM (ro5Th) 187
This John Lewis bullshit is a perfect example of why the GOP is the stupid party. A senile, racist, partisan hack shouldn't be anyone's hero, regardless of what he did fifty fucking years ago.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at January 16, 2017 10:17 PM (FqgrG) Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2017 10:17 PM (m9RuU) 189
Tomorrow will be the last Tuesday I wake up with that fuck in the White House
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2017 10:17 PM (SjImc) Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:17 PM (CRotO) Posted by: Pontius Pilate at January 16, 2017 10:17 PM (aZq03) 192
So you wear pink shoes to the number six dance?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor -------------- Jellys, I think, if my great niece is to be believed. Mrs. H would be able to ID the label on the overalls. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2017 10:18 PM (ZO497) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2017 10:18 PM (IqV8l) 194
Donald Trump rattles Europe by branding the NATO alliance 'obsolete'
==== European Underpants Status: Stinky Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 16, 2017 10:18 PM (ewrgV) 195
By the way, the correct answer to what group collectively killed MLK and Jesus is...none.
Individuals made evil decisions in both cases. Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2017 10:18 PM (aZq03) 196
189 Tomorrow will be the last Tuesday I wake up with that fuck in the White House
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2017 10:17 PM (SjImc) --- Such low-hanging fruit....lol. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:19 PM (CRotO) 197
rumint is that obama is packing light as he leaves the white mosque, all he is taking is:
ashtray, paddle game, remote control, matches, lamp, chair, magazine Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 10:19 PM (cPsPa) 198
Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 09:58 PM (vUcdz)
Mi Sheberakh Avoteinu: Avraham, Yitzhak, b'Yaakov V'Imoteinu: Sarah, Rivka, Rachel v'Leah Hu yivrarekh virapei Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2017 10:19 PM (rF0hx) 199
USA Today Headline:
Group Blame - Misunderstood Useful Tool Posted by: vivi at January 16, 2017 10:19 PM (11H2y) 200
33 So one of the Womans March attendees just asked on NextDoor if she should take her 5 month old to the protest.
Sure....go for it. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice Sure, lady, just leave when the rock and bottle throwing starts. Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2017 10:19 PM (+lVUW) 201
Let's go for 2K+ comments. An ONT that will live forever in the shocked and awed psyche of COBdom!
Content? We don't need no stinking content! Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2017 10:19 PM (DMUuz) 202
195 By the way, the correct answer to what group collectively killed MLK and Jesus is...none.
Individuals made evil decisions in both cases. Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2017 10:18 PM (aZq03) It was all according to divine plan, if you're a Christian. Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 10:19 PM (0mRoj) 203
A senile, racist, partisan hack shouldn't be anyone's hero, regardless of what he did fifty fucking years ago.
___ Hey guys. Remember when that terrible Trump person said I wasn't a hero? Posted by: John McCain at January 16, 2017 10:20 PM (aZq03) 204
Well, the Jesus part anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 10:20 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: Original Jake at January 16, 2017 10:20 PM (jrFgU) 206
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at January 16, 2017 10:17 PM (FqgrG)
I think you can separate what he did back then and what he is now. Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 10:20 PM (nDcc3) 207
It was all according to divine plan, if you're a Christian. *** But a non-fallen mankind would not have needed that plan, right? Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2017 10:20 PM (aZq03) 208
Content breeds contempt. Freedom! F**k the COBs.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 10:20 PM (ro5Th) Posted by: Original Jake at January 16, 2017 10:21 PM (jrFgU) 210
I hope you got to see Saturday's SpaceX launch live like I did. If not, here are the highlights:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT3iiSVKbcQ After stage separation, watch the Stage 1 rocketcam footage on the left side of the screen. It is spellbinding. Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2017 10:21 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2017 10:21 PM (m9RuU) 212
Fuck you, USA Today.
My half-white ass wasn't even around then. Posted by: SMFH ------------- That won't save you. Posted by: Tim Scott at January 16, 2017 10:21 PM (ZO497) 213
203 A senile, racist, partisan hack shouldn't be anyone's hero, regardless of what he did fifty fucking years ago.
--------- Admit it, he was pretty good in those movies he did with Dean Martin. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2017 10:22 PM (TRzoP) 214
I think you can separate what he did back then and what he is now. *** Yes. Benedict Arnold was an honest to goodness hero at one point. That doesn't excuse what he did later in life. Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2017 10:22 PM (aZq03) 215
Mom should be in the corner for wanting avocado paint on those walls.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 16, 2017 10:22 PM (k+ZgL) 216
ashtray,
paddle game, remote control, matches, lamp, chair, magazine "my dog.." Bo *Grrrrrr!* "I don't need my dog..." Posted by: Barry at January 16, 2017 10:22 PM (+uqOo) 217
Whites killed MLK? Plural?
Posted by: Afroman at January 16, 2017 10:22 PM (qF0CK) 218
It's too early in the evening to have any discussions about pre-destination or free will.
Posted by: vivi at January 16, 2017 10:22 PM (11H2y) 219
A senile, racist, partisan hack shouldn't be anyone's hero, regardless of what he did fifty fucking years ago.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at January 16, 2017 10:17 PM Right on. Posted by: Juan McCain at January 16, 2017 10:22 PM (DMUuz) 220
That won't save you.
Posted by: Tim Scott at January 16, 2017 10:21 PM (ZO497) --- No, but a tank will. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:22 PM (CRotO) 221
207
It was all according to divine plan, if you're a Christian. *** But a non-fallen mankind would not have needed that plan, right? Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2017 10:20 PM (aZq03) Sure, if mankind had remained in its original state there would have been no need for a plan of salvation. Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 10:22 PM (0mRoj) 222
At least we got an ONT, not that we're in anyway worthy...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 16, 2017 10:23 PM (kP16F) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 16, 2017 10:23 PM (ewrgV) 224
Inevitably it will result in debates about the Council of Trent.
Posted by: vivi at January 16, 2017 10:23 PM (11H2y) 225
It's too early in the evening to have any discussions about pre-destination or free will.
Posted by: vivi at January it is up to you Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 10:23 PM (cPsPa) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 16, 2017 10:23 PM (8iiMU) 227
Why would Trump pray with milk?
Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:24 PM (CRotO) 228
225 It's too early in the evening to have any discussions about pre-destination or free will.
Posted by: vivi at January it is up to you Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 10:23 PM (cPsPa) Nu-uh! Posted by: John Calvin at January 16, 2017 10:24 PM (0mRoj) 229
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2017 10:22 PM (aZq03)
Agreed. John Lewis deserves all the criticism he receives and the admiration for what he did many years ago. Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 10:24 PM (nDcc3) 230
Sure, you can respect what he did back then. That doesn't mean he should get a pass for everything he's done since then though.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at January 16, 2017 10:24 PM (FqgrG) 231
Maxine the dope Waters already wants to impeach Pe Trump? My G-D how doe she breath and think at the same time?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2017 10:24 PM (SjImc) 232
227 Why would Trump pray with milk?
Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:24 PM (CRotO) It does a body good? Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 10:24 PM (0mRoj) 233
Or maybe more pudding dips....
You know, for the inauguration! Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 16, 2017 10:23 PM (8i well, for the unobamaning it should be a three lid event. Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 10:24 PM (cPsPa) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 16, 2017 10:25 PM (ewrgV) Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 10:25 PM (IcT7t) 236
Irish whiskey is
Posted by: Original Jake at January 16, 2017 10:20 PM FIFY. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2017 10:25 PM (DMUuz) 237
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 16, 2017 10:23 PM (8iiMU)
Yes yes. Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 10:25 PM (nDcc3) 238
It's too early in the evening to have any discussions about pre-destination or free will.
Posted by: vivi at January 16, 2017 10:22 PM (11H2y) Haven't we already had that discussion? Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2017 10:25 PM (wCEn4) Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 10:25 PM (vUcdz) Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 16, 2017 10:25 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 10:25 PM (ro5Th) 242
The Gofundme is now over $550,000! The kids and the president are beyond excited. Something they'll never forget....courtesy of 'the deplorables.'
(My son marched in Bush's first inauguration when he was at VMI.) Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2017 10:17 PM (Enq6K) --Your son went to VMI? Cool. Related story: My oldest cousin was raised by a super-overprotective mom. She forbade him from any toy guns or swords, or G.I. Joe or other toys like them. He rebelled by not only enlisting in the Army (two tours in Iraq), but attending VMI. I'm sure there's a parenting lesson in there. Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 10:26 PM (GsAUU) Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 16, 2017 10:26 PM (PqqkK) Posted by: S.O.D. (w/Scott Ian) at January 16, 2017 10:26 PM (m9RuU) 245
227 Why would Trump pray with milk?
Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:24 PM (CRotO) Better have been whole milk. And none of that 2% shit. God damned heretics. Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2017 10:26 PM (cAnNx) 246
Sure, if mankind had remained in its original state there would have been no need for a plan of salvation.
*** And even with the fallen state of mankind, Pilate, Herod, etc, all could have chosen to free him instead of condemning him. Whether it was part of a plan or not, they had free will... Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2017 10:26 PM (aZq03) 247
The bad news, back to work tomorrow.
The good news, besides HCWNBPOTUS, less than 2 weeks till a night giv in north KC. Gary bringing the Tele again so accoustic early and rock it out later. Leofb Posted by: teej at January 16, 2017 10:26 PM (gJ3Vg) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 16, 2017 10:26 PM (ewrgV) 249
SMFH, I'm I Killeen 3x a week now so if you ever want to meet up, let me know!
Posted by: Lauren at January 16, 2017 10:26 PM (RT1oR) 250
48 You just sit there and think about what you've done, missy.
Posted by: my mother 55 years ago One of my little brothers used to have trouble sitting still at Mass, so my mom's solution was to make him sit in a corner when we got home. Didn't work. at. all. It just gave the rest of us an opportunity to torment him. Big families are fun. Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2017 10:26 PM (+lVUW) 251
At least we got an ONT, not that we're in anyway worthy...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 16, 2017 10:23 PM (kP16F) It could have been worse - blown margins and an autoplay Yoko. I can hear Mis. Hum. whispering hoarsely, "This hurts me more than it hurts you." Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 10:27 PM (tHwdc) 252
249 SMFH, I'm I Killeen 3x a week now so if you ever want to meet up, let me know!
Posted by: Lauren at January 16, 2017 10:26 PM (RT1oR) --- Cool! Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:27 PM (CRotO) 253
Daily Mail has Grizzly Bear taking a dear from a pack of Grey Wolves. They resist. Blood.
Posted by: gNewt at January 16, 2017 10:27 PM (Ok9RO) 254
I'm getting tired of has-beens dining out on me for forty years.
Posted by: Selma at January 16, 2017 10:28 PM (11H2y) 255
USA Today: Whites Killed MLK, Now We Honor Him
--- wasn't there someone who once talked about not judging people by the color of skin? Seems like there was... Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 16, 2017 10:28 PM (PqqkK) 256
It's too early in the evening to have any discussions about pre-destination or free will.
Posted by: vivi at January ------------------- Predeterminstic predestinationism... and three-bean salad. A natural mix. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2017 10:28 PM (ZO497) 257
>>Daily Mail has Grizzly Bear taking a dear from a pack of Grey Wolves.
That had to be a bait setup and remote cam. Not a drop of blood on that dead deer in the first shot. Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2017 10:29 PM (m9RuU) 258
By the way have I said little marco sucks yet today?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2017 10:29 PM (SjImc) 259
John Lewis deserves all the criticism he receives and the admiration for what he did many years ago.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 10:24 PM (nDcc3) For the love of God, enough John Lewis!! Sitting in the corner is bad enough. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 10:29 PM (tHwdc) 260
I was typing with one hand and eating a chunk of cheddar cheese the size of a car battery.
Posted by: George Costanza at January 16, 2017 10:29 PM (11H2y) 261
Whew! Nood real ONT up! With content and everything! Woot!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 16, 2017 10:29 PM (wPiJc) 262
Tomorrow will be the last Tuesday I wake up with that fuck in the White House
*** Reggie....we have to savor these last moments. I sent Michelle out house hunting...though unfortunately she didn't believe me when I said we were moving to Iran. Posted by: Barack Obama at January 16, 2017 10:29 PM (aZq03) 263
No indication yet as to whether Trump will pursue charges against Hillary? Or if Obama will or won't blanket pardon her? Not much speculation currently in the media?
A three-way game of chicken? Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2017 10:29 PM (XoldI) 264
Sorry Miley
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 10:30 PM (nDcc3) 265
(And I know I owe you an email)
Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 10:25 PM (vUcdz) Absoluyely not! Take care of your family...that's what is important now. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2017 10:30 PM (rF0hx) 266
One of my little brothers used to have trouble sitting still at Mass, so my mom's solution was to make him sit in a corner when we got home. Didn't work. at. all.
It just gave the rest of us an opportunity to torment him. Big families are fun. Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2017 10:26 PM (+lVUW) --- Being the oldest, I had to set the example. Good or bad. My brother and sister loved tormenting me. Until they didn't. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:30 PM (CRotO) Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2017 10:30 PM (SjImc) 268
I knew it! This was a fake news ONT! We can't believe anything anymore.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 10:30 PM (ro5Th) 269
--Your son went to VMI? Cool.
Related story: My oldest cousin was raised by a super-overprotective mom. She forbade him from any toy guns or swords, or G.I. Joe or other toys like them. He rebelled by not only enlisting in the Army (two tours in Iraq), but attending VMI. I'm sure there's a parenting lesson in there. Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 10:26 PM (GsAUU) Lol! I'm sure there is. Didn't Rosie O'Donnell's adopted son join the army? He was at VMI from '04-'08. One tour in Iraq and one in Afghanistan. He's out now though. Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2017 10:30 PM (Enq6K) 270
Bluebell had a great suggestion in the earlier thread: Trump wine for Friday!
Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 10:31 PM (GsAUU) 271
Make it a calzone and you got a deal.
Posted by: vivi at January 16, 2017 10:31 PM (11H2y) 272
Speaking of milk, just read a joke today:
Blonde chick heard a milk bath is good for the skin. Orders 25 gallons from the milkman. Milkman thinks she mean 2.5 gallons. He verifies: Milkman: "You want 2.5 gallons?" Blonde: "No, 25. For a milk bath." Milkman: "You want it pasteurized?" Blonde: "No just up to my tits. I can always splash it in my eyes if I need to." I'll be here all week. Tip your servers and try the veal. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, loving the Cubs even though they are WINNERS at January 16, 2017 10:31 PM (8iiMU) 273
RIP astronaut Gene Cernan, who died today at age 82. The last man to walk on the Moon in December, 1972 as commander of Apollo 17. He has previously flown as pilot on Gemini 9-A in 1966 and as Lunar Module pilot on Apollo 10 in 1969.
12 men formed the most unique fraternity as men from Earth who walked on the Moon. With Cernan's passing today only 6 moonwalkers remain among us. Gone are Cernan, Apollo 17, Armstrong, Apollo 11, Conrad, Apollo 12, Shepard and Mitchell, Apollo 14, Irwin, Apollo 15. Still with us are Aldrin, Apollo 11, Bean Apollo 12, Scott Apollo 15, Young and Duke, Apollo 16 and Cernan's LMP Jack Schmitt. Cernan was of only three men to fly to the Moon TWICE, Lovell on Apollo 8 and 13, Young on Apollo 10 and 16 and Cernan on Apollo 10 and 17. And thanks for sending a 11 year old kid an autographed picture from you way back in 1968, "To Alan, Best Wishes, Gene Cernan." I had it in front of the TV as you landed on the Moon in December, 1972. Rest in Peace, Geno. P.S. Drawing your daughter's initials in the lunar dust TDC (Therasa Dawn Cernan) was a touch of class as a loving father and a true measure of the man that you were. Godspeed, Gene Cernan. Posted by: Alf767 at January 16, 2017 10:31 PM (qGI+A) 274
But a non-fallen mankind would not have needed that plan, right?
--- If only we had that, i'd be picking my commie cabinet Posted by: Hilary Clinton at January 16, 2017 10:31 PM (PqqkK) 275
261 Whew! Nood real ONT up! With content and everything! Woot!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 16, 2017 10:29 PM (wPiJc) --- I bet you love scaring the bejeezus out of your patients, huh, Doc? Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:31 PM (CRotO) 276
269 - Maybe Rosie should just make her son interim president instead of McCain, you know, since it's up to her and all
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 16, 2017 10:32 PM (3CFdj) 277
Things are over in Arizona and after a day or so I'll drive back to Virginia.
It has been a tough week, but she moved on with dignity and even humor. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2017 10:32 PM (v9d0Z) 278
Mrs. H would be able to ID the label on the overalls.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2017 10:18 PM (ZO497) dang, I'm pretty sure my kid had that overalls can't remember the brand... Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 16, 2017 10:32 PM (Om16U) 279
So MLK III says today that we oughtta have:
1. Online voter registration (sure) 2. One day to vote on a weekend (meh) 3. "Voter Photo ID" Unsure what #3 there is about... Is he actually in favor of requiring photo ID? Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 16, 2017 10:32 PM (4bKiB) 280
Sorry Miley
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 10:30 PM (nDcc3) I didn't mean to snap at you, thathalfrican. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 10:33 PM (tHwdc) 281
Heh. That pic must be a metaphor for the GOPe NeverTrumpers who signed letters openly opposing the Magic Scalp Weasel.....and are now whining because they aren't being offered jobs in the administration. Mmmmmmmm, sweet tears of despair and sadness. Delicious. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2017 10:33 PM (LuZz8) 282
No indication yet as to whether Trump will pursue charges against Hillary?
*** Speculation on my part...he's going to let Sessions go after her. If Trump didn't want to go after Hillary, his best play would be to say that he did - pushing Obama to pardon her. That way he gets public confirmation of crooked Hillary without have to do much. If, on the other hand, he did want to send her behind bars his best play is to talk about everything else so Obama won't pardon her. Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2017 10:33 PM (aZq03) Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 10:33 PM (vUcdz) 284
Whites killed MLK? Plural?
No, collective. I feel sorry for the 800 in Chicago who didn't get killed by All The Whites this year and thus go nameless and holiday-less. Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2017 10:33 PM (ZIFyZ) 285
218 It's too early in the evening to have any discussions about pre-destination or free will.
--- pre-destination is the crossbow of theology Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 16, 2017 10:33 PM (PqqkK) 286
No indication yet as to whether Trump will pursue charges against Hillary?
== CGI folded this week so I fully expect Bill and Hillary to go on a spending spree with what's left and apply for citizenship in Fiji or maybe Tonga. Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 16, 2017 10:33 PM (ewrgV) 287
has Grizzly Bear taking a dear from a pack of Grey Wolves. They resist. Blood.
Posted by: gNe so does the sidebar Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 10:33 PM (cPsPa) Posted by: The Chicken at January 16, 2017 10:33 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:33 PM (CRotO) Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 16, 2017 10:34 PM (kqtMD) Posted by: Aviator at January 16, 2017 10:34 PM (/Nite) 292
P.S. Drawing your daughter's initials in the lunar
dust TDC (Therasa Dawn Cernan) was a touch of class as a loving father and a true measure of the man that you were. Godspeed, Gene Cernan. Posted by: Alf767 at January 16, 2017 10:31 PM (qGI+A) I love that. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 10:34 PM (tHwdc) 293
225 It's too early in the evening to have any discussions about pre-destination or free will.
Posted by: vivi at January it is up to you Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 10:23 PM (cPsPa) --- no, God already decided Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 16, 2017 10:34 PM (PqqkK) 294
No content, no peace.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 16, 2017 10:34 PM (VdICR) 295
278 Mrs. H would be able to ID the label on the overalls.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2017 10:18 PM (ZO497) dang, I'm pretty sure my kid had that overalls can't remember the brand... Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 16, 2017 10:32 PM (Om16U) OshKosh B'Gosh? Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 10:35 PM (0mRoj) 296
I was typing with one hand and eating a chunk of cheddar cheese the size of a car battery.
Posted by: George Costanza -------------- You're gonna be cranky this week. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2017 10:35 PM (ZO497) 297
Buttermilk?
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 16, 2017 10:35 PM (k+ZgL) 298
(My son marched in Bush's first inauguration when he was at VMI.)
Posted by: Tami My youngest will be there on Friday with the rest of the Corps of Cadets. He is a First, signed up for the Army. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2017 10:35 PM (v9d0Z) Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2017 10:35 PM (DMUuz) 300
So MLK III says today that we oughtta have:
1. Online voter registration (sure) 2. One day to vote on a weekend (meh) 3. "Voter Photo ID" *** One day on a weekend beats the month some states are giving now. Also, it sucks to stay up to 3 AM on a Tuesday night/Wed morning and go to work the next day. I'd agree to online voter registration if we made casting a fraudulent ballot a capital crime. Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2017 10:36 PM (aZq03) 301
Rest in Peace, Geno.
P.S. Drawing your daughter's initials in the lunar dust TDC (Therasa Dawn Cernan) was a touch of class as a loving father and a true measure of the man that you were. Godspeed, Gene Cernan. Posted by: Alf767 at January 16, 2017 10:31 PM (qGI+A) --That is awesome that you got his autograph. Do you still have it? Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 10:36 PM (GsAUU) Posted by: John Lewis at January 16, 2017 10:36 PM (PqqkK) 303
"Nood real ONT up! With content and everything! Woot!"
*Wanders about aimlessly* *Gets dogshit on shoes* *Comes back bewildered.* OK, Muldoon, what are you trying to pull here! Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 10:36 PM (ro5Th) 304
It has been a tough week, but she moved on with dignity and even humor.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2017 10:32 PM (v9d0Z) Many hard times this week. Prayers for you all. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 10:36 PM (tHwdc) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2017 10:36 PM (ZO497) 306
279 - I heard that, too. A voter photo ID sounds great, I'm stunned MLKIII is okay with it. He conducted himself with great dignity and restraint. The MSM (delenda est) kept asking him over and over to say something nasty about Trump. He didn't rise to the bait.
Posted by: vivi at January 16, 2017 10:36 PM (11H2y) 307
so how much goodwill is a beating worth? how do you rank them?
john mccain got his beating as a pow while john lewis got his in a civil right protest. whose is worth more? stockdale got more of a beating than mccain but he did not even get veep. Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 10:36 PM (cPsPa) 308
No carrot, no peas.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2017 10:36 PM (TRzoP) 309
My youngest will be there on Friday with the rest of the Corps of Cadets. He is a First, signed up for the Army.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2017 10:35 PM (v9d0Z) That's great..You must be very proud of him Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2017 10:36 PM (SjImc) 310
Haven't we already had that discussion? Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2017 10:25 PM (wCEn4) --- no, you're thinking about the discussion on Deja Vu Posted by: John Lewis at January 16, 2017 10:37 PM (PqqkK) 311
305. I think osh josh had a triangle patch on the back, that looks like a diamond?
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 16, 2017 10:37 PM (3CFdj) 312
>>wow, james okeefe doe s better job as a one man shop reporting on chemical warfare attacks than cnn did on tailwind.
Has this been mentioned? Supposedly hacked Refuse Fascism org's server, and they are big part of DisruptJ20. Spoiler alert: Bill Ayers is involved. https://twitter.com/midnightride20 Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2017 10:37 PM (NOIQH) 313
291 Aviator
Yup. Please be patient, though, kinda on overload right now, may be a day or so to reply. Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 10:37 PM (vUcdz) Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 16, 2017 10:37 PM (kqtMD) 315
for what it is worth I am of the opinon mccain used up all of his beating cred long ago.
if lewis only got the one beating he is out of his cred too. Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 10:37 PM (cPsPa) 316
246 Sure, if mankind had remained in its original state there would have been no need for a plan of salvation.
*** And even with the fallen state of mankind, Pilate, Herod, etc, all could have chosen to free him instead of condemning him. Whether it was part of a plan or not, they had free will... Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2017 10:26 PM (aZq03) I think it's a dubious proposition that God would have allowed his plan for the salvation of mankind to be thwarted. Sitting on the edge of your seat, fretting and biting your nails worries that you might not succeed doesn't seem particularly godlike. Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 10:37 PM (0mRoj) 317
no, God already decided *** I'd always taken the predestination argument to really mean that God can see the whole timeline and is not constrained by it. He hasn't decided what you do - he's instead seen what you chose to do and then planned based on that. Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2017 10:38 PM (aZq03) 318
My youngest will be there on Friday with the rest of the Corps of Cadets. He is a First, signed up for the Army.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2017 10:35 PM (v9d0Z) Oh cool! Get the DVD set VMI sells of it. Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2017 10:38 PM (Enq6K) 319
Why would Trump pray with milk? --- because it's WHITE!!!! Posted by: John Lewis N-E-S-T-L-E-S Nestle's makes the very best... CHOCOLATE!! Posted by: Farfel at January 16, 2017 10:38 PM (IqV8l) Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2017 10:39 PM (DMUuz) 321
305 OshKosh B'Gosh?
Posted by: Insomniac ---------- Don't think so. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2017 10:36 PM (ZO497) Wait...how would you know what brand overalls votermom's kid had? This is getting weird, man... Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 10:39 PM (0mRoj) 322
1. Online voter registration (sure)
-- Russians can still hack it 2. One day to vote on a weekend (meh) - what's wrong with the way it is now?? 3. "Voter Photo ID" -- it's called a driver's license. Restrict it to citizens and non felons. Done. === Just stick with praying with Trump, Marty, mmmkay? Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 16, 2017 10:39 PM (ewrgV) Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 10:40 PM (nDcc3) 324
existence of the AOSHQ is definitive proof of free will. no way some omniscient, omnipotent, good being would design this hive of scum and villany.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 10:40 PM (cPsPa) Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:41 PM (CRotO) 326
Has this been mentioned? Supposedly hacked Refuse
Fascism org's server, and they are big part of DisruptJ20. Spoiler alert: Bill Ayers is involved. https://twitter.com/midnightride20 Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2017 10:37 PM (NOIQH) This should be quite a buffet. Thank you, God, for all of the good people out there who actively do Your work. And that includes (((the Horde))). Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 10:41 PM (tHwdc) 327
Many blacks believe Jesse went back to the scene deliberately bloodied his shirt in order to claim succession.
I don't know these people but in any movement there are participants more for personal gain/adulation/recognition/women than for the cause. Pilot fish. Posted by: gNewt at January 16, 2017 10:41 PM (Ok9RO) 328
Evening all.
I see Miley doesn't want to discuss the Negro John McStain anymore, so is it free will, predetermination, or guns and boobs? Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 10:41 PM (D2vc1) 329
If beatings get a lot of credibility, what is Reginald Denny up to these days?
Posted by: vivi at January 16, 2017 10:41 PM (11H2y) Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at January 16, 2017 10:41 PM (Iy6JT) Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2017 10:41 PM (v9d0Z) 332
324 existence of the AOSHQ is definitive proof of free will. no way some omniscient, omnipotent, good being would design this hive of scum and villany.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 10:40 PM (cPsPa) --- We're made in God's image. Proof that God is a 'ron: the platypus Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:42 PM (CRotO) 333
Obama Awards Himself A Participation Trophy
With even the Nobel committee regretting giving Obama an award, Obama, after eight long years of proving to the world just what he truly is, has now had to settle for a participation trophy... which he has awarded himself More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12940 Posted by: The Political Hat at January 16, 2017 10:42 PM (vBeA5) 334
god wants you to have free will. what kind of loser designs a second rate universe with predestination? it is the difference between capitalism and communism.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 10:42 PM (cPsPa) 335
N-E-S-T-L-E-S
Nestle's makes the very best... CHOCOLATE!! Posted by: Farfel at January 16, 2017 10:38 PM What am I, chopped liver? Posted by: Ovaltine at January 16, 2017 10:42 PM (DMUuz) 336
293 225 It's too early in the evening to have any discussions about pre-destination or free will.
Posted by: vivi at January it is up to you Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 10:23 PM (cPsPa) --- no, God already decided Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 16, 2017 10:34 PM (PqqkK) No, God already knows! Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2017 10:42 PM (wCEn4) 337
Could be worse. Could have been a Maetenloch Yoko-fest.
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 16, 2017 10:43 PM (6n332) 338
Someone upthread mentioned the color of this wall I'm sitting in front of.
But it's not avocado. It's yellow. Sheesh. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 10:43 PM (tHwdc) 339
>>2. One day to vote on a weekend (meh)
- what's wrong with the way it is now?? If people can vote over the course of days/weeks, such as here in CO which is now sending mail-in ballots to everyone and you have weeks to return it, it gives the fraudsters days/weeks to cast fake votes, time for the same people to hit several counties/several states. Takes many more people if you have to commit all of your voter fraud in one day. Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2017 10:43 PM (NOIQH) Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 10:43 PM (ro5Th) 341
the platypus
Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:42 PM (CRotO) ====== Truly designed by committee, like the Aardvark. Posted by: Flyboy at January 16, 2017 10:43 PM (qXaHV) 342
Has this been mentioned? Supposedly hacked Refuse Fascism org's server, and they are big part of DisruptJ20. Spoiler alert: Bill Ayers is involved.
https://twitter.com/midnightride20 Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2017 10:37 PM (NOIQH) --- *looks around for shocked face* Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:43 PM (CRotO) 343
If beatings get a lot of credibility, what is Reginald Denny up to these days?
===== Civil Rights Icon Reginald Denny Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 16, 2017 10:44 PM (ewrgV) 344
325 *eyes Insomniac*
Getting? Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:41 PM (CRotO) Heh. Ok, weirdER. Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 10:44 PM (0mRoj) 345
329
If beatings get a lot of credibility, what is Reginald Denny up to these days? Posted by: vivi at January 16, 2017 10:41 PM (11H2y) Oh, you know, just getting along. Posted by: Reginald Denny at January 16, 2017 10:44 PM (XoldI) 346
Has this been mentioned? Supposedly hacked Refuse Fascism org's server, and they are big part of DisruptJ20. Spoiler alert: Bill Ayers is involved.
___ So can I argue in my defense that this only happened because I was bombed? Posted by: Bill Ayers at January 16, 2017 10:44 PM (aZq03) 347
Watched CNN tonight for the first time since about 1999.
I had to wait for my woman friend in the hotel lobby while she was getting dressed. We were heading out for drinks and jukebox music at a local dive bar so I said "what they hey" let me watch. Wolf Blitzer, what a putz, was asking some lame brained Reps and Senators questions all about the "controversies" about President Elect Donald Trump. Every question was negative, every answer was negative, in fact Wolf looked like he just walked in on his wife getting banged by Sean Hannity he was so gloom and doom. CNN, after all these years, still blows BOD's. Here's hoping I don't see any more of their crap for another 18 years. And Wolf's beard looked like crap. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2017 10:44 PM (5VlCp) 348
My youngest will be there on Friday with the rest of the Corps of Cadets. He is a First, signed up for the Army.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2017 10:35 PM (v9d0Z) Good on the both of you! Posted by: Hrothgar at January 16, 2017 10:44 PM (wCEn4) 349
I see Miley doesn't want to discuss the Negro John McStain anymore, so is it free will, predetermination, or guns and boobs?
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 10:41 PM (D2vc1) Free will. But it's true, I got boobs. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 10:44 PM (tHwdc) 350
He hasn't decided what you do - he's instead seen what you chose to do and then planned based on that.
--- And he can arrange reality such that you freely choose the desired path. God doesn't want me to go to work, he has a naked Scarlett Johannson show up at my door. And then i choose wisely. Posted by: John Lewis at January 16, 2017 10:45 PM (PqqkK) 351
Jinx,
I missed what your current troubles are, but sorry you're having them. Happy for your son, you & family though - you've always shown your pride. Drive safe and be well. Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 10:45 PM (eiebj) 352
I absolutely believe in free will, I can't imagine God purposefully putting people into horrible situations for no other reason than; idunnolol
I believe he knows what decisions we'll make and if he intervenes it'll be in big ones where he gives us signs - "Hey don't do that" "No, do this." - and then we run with it. Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 10:45 PM (nDcc3) 353
... so is it free will, predetermination, or guns and boobs?
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 10:41 PM Embrace the healing power of and. Posted by: Moron Zen at January 16, 2017 10:45 PM (DMUuz) 354
Wolf looked like he just walked in on his wife getting banged by Sean Hannity
--- LOL! With Hannity exclaiming what a great American she is. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:46 PM (CRotO) 355
Prayers up, Jinx.
Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:46 PM (CRotO) 356
Nobody puts ME in a corner!
Posted by: A Large Circle at January 16, 2017 10:46 PM (4A5fG) 357
I've done another Flash animation. I rather like this one, but I suspect you won't, and I'm pretty sure you'll hate the soundtrack.
http://tinyurl.com/zd3gzwj Obnoxiously, I'll probably post the link again tomorrow. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 16, 2017 10:46 PM (MZcWR) 358
Free will. But it's true, I got boobs.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess --------------- *invokes rule #34. Emphatically. Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 10:46 PM (eiebj) 359
"Wolf Blitzer, what a putz..."
Last time I watched him he was reporting live from Iraq. Him and that other guy What's His Name. What a couple of brave heroes they were. Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 10:46 PM (ro5Th) 360
Never seen this Pawn Stars before. 7-barreled shotgun (!) and the owner is a smokin' hot frequenter of a gun range.
Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 10:46 PM (GsAUU) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2017 10:47 PM (ZO497) 362
Oh God. That Three Musketeers with Mila Jovavich in it has come to Netflix.
Dare I watch the trainwreck? Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2017 10:47 PM (cAnNx) 363
345 329
If beatings get a lot of credibility, what is Reginald Denny up to these days? Posted by: vivi at January 16, 2017 10:41 PM (11H2y) Oh, you know, just getting along. Posted by: Reginald Denny at January 16, 2017 10:44 PM (XoldI) He's blown all his cash and been arrested a few times since then. Got the shit beat outta him and rightly so and he didn't learn his lesson. Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 10:47 PM (lQqij) 364
>>Please be patient, though, kinda on overload right now, may be a day or so to reply.
Posted by: ibguy E-mail when you get to it. Posted by: Aviator at January 16, 2017 10:47 PM (/Nite) 365
330 Why did the zergling cross the road?
To get to the other hive. Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at January 16, 2017 10:41 PM (Iy6JT) You believe this to be humorous? The Swarm shall strip the meat from your bones! Posted by: Kerrigan, Queen of Blades at January 16, 2017 10:47 PM (0mRoj) 366
Don Lemon makes Wolf Blitzer look like Edward R. Murrow.
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at January 16, 2017 10:47 PM (Iy6JT) 367
Free will. But it's true, I got boobs.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess save it for the inauguration. Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 10:47 PM (cPsPa) 368
Here's a 3 min. video of the inaugurations that VMI has marched in, starting in 1909.
http://tinyurl.com/z6abtwd Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2017 10:47 PM (Enq6K) 369
Free will. But it's true, I got boobs.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 10:44 PM --------- Umm, there are rules around this outfit. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2017 10:48 PM (TRzoP) Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 10:48 PM (IcT7t) 371
The State Department held stress management sessions following Donald Trumps presidential election victory, providing employees tips for how to cope with change so they do not become paralyzed by fear.
But But But remember State is non partisan? LMAO Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2017 10:48 PM (SjImc) 372
Hey everybody! I shared this in an earlier thread...
Apparently Norman Lear hasn't COMPLETELY lost his mind to leftism, according to his new reboot of the 1970s sitcom "One Day At A Time." http://www.vulture.com/2017/01/che-guevara-t-shirt-one-day-at-a-time-scene.html Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2017 10:48 PM (u8kLQ) 373
357 I've done another Flash animation. I rather like this one, but I suspect you won't, and I'm pretty sure you'll hate the soundtrack.
http://tinyurl.com/zd3gzwj Obnoxiously, I'll probably post the link again tomorrow. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 16, 2017 10:46 PM (MZcWR) --- o_O Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:48 PM (CRotO) 374
Free will. But it's true, I got boobs.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 10:44 PM (tHwdc) Rule 34, page 2, let's see 'em. I gotta know I'm not taking a real girl to Uncle Palp's non-wedding. Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 10:48 PM (D2vc1) 375
*invokes rule #34. Emphatically.
Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 10:46 PM (eiebj) I gotcher rule #34 right here. I'm already in the corner, might as well be baaaaaaaaaaaaaad! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 10:48 PM (tHwdc) 376
He's blown all his cash and been arrested a few times since then.
Got the shit beat outta him and rightly so and he didn't learn his lesson. Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 10:47 PM (lQqij) Rightly so? He was pulled out of his truck and beaten almost to death. What's rightful about that? Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj) 377
garrett: I will be in touch with you tomorrow about the Del Fuegos LPs.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2017 10:49 PM (u8kLQ) 378
>>*looks around for shocked face*
Posted by: SMFH Also not shocking? CAIR Imam involved and they have materials in Cushitic (Somali language). And supposedly - because this is the internet, so grain of salt - map that IDs armory sites w/in DC. Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2017 10:49 PM (NOIQH) 379
Since I'm late to the party, is the Horde sitting in the corner, MH, or somebody else?
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 10:49 PM (D2vc1) Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 16, 2017 10:49 PM (PqqkK) 381
As a day-walker I can say I am wholly innocent of whatever shenanigans the ONT crowd has wrought.
I'm smug that way. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 16, 2017 10:49 PM (MgbXx) 382
More to the point: if whites are collectively guilty of the murder of Martin Luther King Jr, then blacks are collectively guilty of ALL the violent crimes against whites during the huge crime wave from roughly 1966 to 1994. Almost three decades of rape, robbery, and murder, and Republican politicians won't even talk about it.
Posted by: Ken at January 16, 2017 10:49 PM (KO1Og) 383
And Wolf's beard looked like crap.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2017 10:44 PM (5VlCp) I know, right? Posted by: Joe Buck at January 16, 2017 10:50 PM (GsAUU) 384
And supposedly - because this is the internet, so grain of salt - map that IDs armory sites w/in DC.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2017 10:49 PM (NOIQH) --- Gonna be a lot of SJWs greasing treads. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:50 PM (CRotO) 385
As a day-walker I can say I am wholly innocent of whatever shenanigans the ONT crowd has wrought.
I'm smug that way. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January pussy Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 10:50 PM (cPsPa) Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 16, 2017 10:50 PM (PqqkK) 387
We just need to confirm that "Miley" isn't some fat Lithuanian dude wearing a wifebeater in Vilnius.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2017 10:50 PM (TRzoP) Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 10:50 PM (nDcc3) Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:51 PM (CRotO) 390
Remind me not to ever try to psychoanalyze Beckoning Chasm.
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at January 16, 2017 10:51 PM (Iy6JT) 391
ibguy, thinking of you and prayers for Joyce.
Posted by: IC at January 16, 2017 10:51 PM (gcme+) 392
I'm smug that way.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 16, 2017 10:49 PM (MgbXx) --- no one likes a smug pug. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 16, 2017 10:51 PM (PqqkK) 393
Could be worse. Could have been a Maetenloch Yoko-fest.
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 16, 2017 10:43 PM Maetenloch loved us. It may have been tough love, but those who missed that thread hold their Hordehood cheaper than those who were present on St. Yoko's day. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2017 10:51 PM (DMUuz) 394
306 279 - I heard that, too. A voter photo ID sounds great, I'm stunned MLKIII is okay with it. He conducted himself with great dignity and restraint. The MSM (delenda est) kept asking him over and over to say something nasty about Trump. He didn't rise to the bait.
Posted by: vivi at January 16, 2017 10:36 PM (11H2y) ~~~ Passing Voter ID/a national ID card would cause every Progs head to explode from Maine to Hawaii! .....Praying Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 10:52 PM (lQqij) 395
388 BeckoningChasm,
Da fuck I just watch? Shit reminds me of the dude who made Salad Fingers videos. Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 10:50 PM (nDcc3) --- The more pertinent question should be, "BC, wtf drugs are you on...and why are you holding out?" Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:52 PM (CRotO) Posted by: Original Jake at January 16, 2017 10:52 PM (jrFgU) 397
so do we have a go fund me page to raise funds for pudding cups on inauguration day? do pudding cups come in any flavors besides chocolate? vanilla or strawberry maybe?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 10:52 PM (cPsPa) 398
Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 10:05 PM (vUcdz)
Wonderful that you and Joyce got to talk with one another. A good moment. Prayers continue for Joyce and all. Posted by: gracepc at January 16, 2017 10:52 PM (OU4q6) 399
The more I read about the upcoming inauguration and pending protests the more I wished I owned a Harley.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2017 09:59 PM (0tfLf) Well...I do but it's in my brother's garage in Florida and I'm in Michigan trying to set up cataract surgery. It looks like I'll end up missing Spring Training too!! Seriously bummed out. Posted by: Bill R. at January 16, 2017 10:53 PM (jKUeC) 400
Rule 34, page 2, let's see 'em. I gotta know I'm not taking a real girl to Uncle Palp's non-wedding.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 10:48 PM (D2vc1) You don't get it - when you've been bad, you don't get pics. This is a punishment ONT and you have to use your imagination. But I'll give you a little help. I have a vanilla pudding cup right here. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 10:53 PM (tHwdc) 401
Don't forget civil rights icon Rooftop Korean.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2017 10:53 PM (IqV8l) 402
Thanks very much, SMFH, Tammy and Miley. He was a great guy that loved this country. He published a book, "The Last Man On The Moon" which is a good read and there is a movie about his life on Netflix titled the same.
Logprof, sadly I lost that photo in a 2014 house fire among a lot of other astronaut autographs. But I bought his book and he autographed it for free when other former astronauts charge hundreds of dollars. Quite a guy. Posted by: Alf767 at January 16, 2017 10:53 PM (qGI+A) 403
*squints at picture* My hair was never that dark or wavy. But wow, that could have been me, right down to the pink jelly sandals!
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 16, 2017 10:54 PM (ar2KI) 404
165 If Whites, collectively, killed MLK, what group collectively killed Jesus?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2017 10:13 PM (aZq03) Oh that's an easy one Posted by: Kerry The Romans. Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2017 10:54 PM (+lVUW) 405
401 Don't forget civil rights icon Rooftop Korean.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2017 10:53 PM (IqV8l) --- PBUH. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:54 PM (CRotO) 406
You don't get it - when you've been bad, you don't get pics. This is a punishment ONT and you have to use your imagination.
But I'll give you a little help. I have a vanilla pudding cup right here. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess uh, you are the one in the corner young lady. Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 10:54 PM (cPsPa) 407
Didn't God pre-destine your bewbage?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 16, 2017 10:50 PM (PqqkK) Well, I did used to pray that I would get boobs, since even as a little girl I understood they were important. So, thanks, God! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 10:55 PM (tHwdc) 408
SMUG!
SMUG! I guess what I am saying is that I infrequently cross over to the dark side, I have no idea why the Horde was given a time out. *shoves a barrel of bourbon through a very strained USB* cheers Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 16, 2017 10:55 PM (MgbXx) 409
Maetenloch loved us. It may have been tough love, but those who missed that thread hold their Hordehood cheaper than those who were present on St. Yoko's day.
--- We few, we deplorable few, we band of morons Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 16, 2017 10:55 PM (PqqkK) Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 10:55 PM (vUcdz) 411
Wow, came late to the Romans response.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2017 10:55 PM (+lVUW) 412
Boobs?
Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2017 10:55 PM (7qAYi) 413
I gotcher rule #34 right here.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess ------------ But, is it rule #34 (a), (b), (c), (d)? Inquiring minds want to know... Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 10:55 PM (eiebj) 414
ibguy, sorry I missed your earlier response.
Not sure what Stuck On Stupid was though. Another sitcom? Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2017 10:56 PM (u8kLQ) 415
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 16, 2017 10:06 PM (nQ10o)
Heard Bob Beckel is in from the cold and back on The Five. Posted by: gracepc at January 16, 2017 10:56 PM (OU4q6) 416
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 10:53 PM (tHwdc)
Horde don't take too kindly to teasing Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 10:56 PM (nDcc3) 417
those who were present on St. Yoko's day.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2017 10:51 PM (DMUuz) <shudders> Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 10:56 PM (tHwdc) Posted by: Original Jake at January 16, 2017 10:56 PM (jrFgU) 419
Listened to Dave Webb on the ride home in the caddy.
He asked and wondered if John Lewis can name any of the freedom riders who died back in the day. "Civil rights" icon my ass.... Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2017 10:56 PM (5VlCp) 420
Redoing our website. Scanning pictures, constructing pedigrees, creating new pages for the pups. Needless to say, there's one person to do all the work and another to dictate changes. Guess who those people are.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 16, 2017 10:56 PM (J8/9G) 421
391 Thanks IC!
Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 10:56 PM (vUcdz) 422
174 For a guy who was supposed to be all about nonviolence there's a lot of shooting on Martin Luther King Blvds all over the country.
Posted by: vivi Fatherless children. Didn't Hillary tell us that it takes a community to raise a child? Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2017 10:57 PM (+lVUW) 423
Maetenloch loved us. It may have been tough love, but those who missed that thread hold their Hordehood cheaper than those who were present on St. Yoko's day.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2017 10:51 PM (DMUuz) Well I sure as hell ain't gonna hold your manhood. Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 10:57 PM (0mRoj) 424
362 Oh God. That Three Musketeers with Mila Jovavich in it has come to Netflix. Dare I watch the trainwreck? Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2017 10:47 PM (cAnNx) It's cheezy fun, but someone needed to tell PWS Anderson that he was making The Three Musketeers, not Resident Milady. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2017 10:57 PM (LuZz8) 425
Well, without any content, I guess I'll just go out into the garden and eat worms.
Posted by: goon at January 16, 2017 10:57 PM (EaQ6/) 426
This painting illustrates that someone lacks coping saw skills.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2017 10:57 PM (DMUuz) Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 10:57 PM (IcT7t) Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:58 PM (CRotO) Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 10:58 PM (vUcdz) 430
Heh, and now I learn that Thomas Jefferson introduced macaroni and cheese to the States and even served it in the White House to guests.
Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 10:58 PM (GsAUU) 431
"St. Yoko's day"
Is that the one they based the movie The Exorcist on? I loved all the green barfing and stuff, great times. Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 10:58 PM (ro5Th) 432
Blanco, oh yeah!
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2017 10:58 PM (u8kLQ) 433
There's an Andy Reid 'timeout' in here somewhere.
Pats are alive. Axe me how the New England Patriots will do... Posted by: micky at January 16, 2017 10:58 PM (o5vMc) 434
uh, you are the one in the corner young lady.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 10:54 PM (cPsPa) It's a collective punishment, for collective salvation. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 10:58 PM (tHwdc) 435
Ruthless: just read yesterday, William Peter Blatty passed away just recently.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2017 10:58 PM (u8kLQ) Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:59 PM (CRotO) 437
Story of my life, right there!
Posted by: Jack Horner at January 16, 2017 10:59 PM (wPiJc) 438
376 He's blown all his cash and been arrested a few times since then.
Got the shit beat outta him and rightly so and he didn't learn his lesson. Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 10:47 PM (lQqij) Rightly so? He was pulled out of his truck and beaten almost to death. What's rightful about that? Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj) ~~~ As I recall he was stoned or high or drunk and speeding like a mad man and leading the cops on a high speed chase at night. He may have been going the wrong way but that can be checked. He could have killed somebody! He compounds his error by attacking the cops and refusing their demands to put his hands behind his back. He deserved the beating he received for the DUI at the very least and is very lucky the cops did not shoot him. Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 10:59 PM (lQqij) Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 10:59 PM (IcT7t) 440
Horde don't take too kindly to teasing
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 10:56 PM (nDcc3) Horde take what it be gettin' Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:00 PM (tHwdc) 441
Thank you all for your thoughts and prayers.
My mother had a long and full life, with her share of hard times and good ones. She was 94. She rode a Greyhound bus alone from San Diego to Washington when she was 8 years old in 1930. She worked for Gen. Hershey at Selective Service during WWII and raised three kids, now old, who are now at this moment doubting whether they ever treated her with the kindness and love she deserved. She loved the outdoors and her bird feeder was a companion towards the end when she couldn't get out any more. Thursday she worked the newspaper crossword puzzle, completely and without error, I thought she was coming back. Friday she never awoke, but was peaceful and content in her sleep. We spent the day yesterday playing her favorite operas and popular music, hoping she could hear it. I like to think she could. Sorry for the ramble, I know it is something we all must go through, or have already. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2017 11:00 PM (v9d0Z) 442
Oh great! La dee dah. Another effing plum! Phooey!
Posted by: Jack Horner at January 16, 2017 11:00 PM (wPiJc) 443
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Heh, and now I learn that Thomas Jefferson introduced macaroni and cheese to the States and even served it in the White House to guests. Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 10:58 PM (GsAUU) Quite the feather in his hat. Posted by: Yankee Doodle at January 16, 2017 11:00 PM (XoldI) 444
As I recall he was stoned or high or drunk and
speeding like a mad man and leading the cops on a high speed chase at night. He may have been going the wrong way but that can be checked. He could have killed somebody! He compounds his error by attacking the cops and refusing their demands to put his hands behind his back. He deserved the beating he received for the DUI at the very least and is very lucky the cops did not shoot him. Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 10:59 PM (lQqij) I think you're confusing Reginald Denny with Rodney Kind. Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2017 11:00 PM (Enq6K) 445
But, is it rule #34 (a), (b), (c), (d)?
Inquiring minds want to know... Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 10:55 PM (eiebj) (d) Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:00 PM (tHwdc) 446
Axe me how the New England Patriots will do...
Posted by: micky at January 16, 2017 10:58 PM (o5vMc) --- Hopefully, horribly. Posted by: Raider Nation - Vegas-bound at January 16, 2017 11:00 PM (CRotO) Posted by: Original Jake at January 16, 2017 11:00 PM (jrFgU) 448
"William Peter Blatty passed away just recently."
You mean Bill "Dick" Blatty? Hmm, we'll really miss him, probably. Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 11:01 PM (ro5Th) 449
438As I recall he was stoned or high or drunk and speeding like a mad man and leading the cops on a high speed chase at night. He may have been going the wrong way but that can be checked. He could have killed somebody! He compounds his error by attacking the cops and refusing their demands to put his hands behind his back. He deserved the beating he received for the DUI at the very least and is very lucky the cops did not shoot him.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 10:59 PM (lQqij) Are we talking about Reginald Denny, or Rodney King? Posted by: Splunge at January 16, 2017 11:01 PM (iMxBJ) 450
This painting illustrates that someone lacks coping saw skills.
Posted by: Duncanthrax ---------------- An old building, I think. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2017 11:01 PM (ZO497) 451
Rodney King, not Kind...
Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2017 11:01 PM (Enq6K) 452
397 so do we have a go fund me page to raise funds for pudding cups on inauguration day? do pudding cups come in any flavors besides chocolate? vanilla or strawberry maybe?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2017 10:52 PM (cPsPa) --I bought butterscotch pudding cups at Dollar Tree. Very tasty (can't comment on dippability). Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 11:01 PM (GsAUU) 453
So is St. Yoko the patron saint of chicks who break up bands?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 16, 2017 11:01 PM (PqqkK) 454
414 qdpsteve
Where to begin? No, SoS was a commenter back in the day ('12?) whose co-worker wore Che t-shirts and, well, very long, cool story. I actually copied all of it and sent I email to a friend. I'll see if I can find that and if I can, will post. Maybe the very best serial commenting here, ever. Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 11:01 PM (vUcdz) 455
Horde take what it be gettin'
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:00 PM (tHwdc) --- Hooah. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:01 PM (CRotO) Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 11:02 PM (nDcc3) Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 11:02 PM (ro5Th) 458
Horde take what it be gettin'
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:00 PM (tHwdc) --- Thank yo Milady, may i have another? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 16, 2017 11:02 PM (PqqkK) 459
428 lol Insomniac.
The cat thread...omg the cat thread. Posted by: SMFH --------------- Ugh. Longcat. That was torture for those on a mobile device. Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 11:02 PM (eiebj) 460
fucking basement flooded tonite. wisconsin weather can bite me.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2017 11:02 PM (KP5rU) 461
Thursday she worked the newspaper crossword puzzle,
completely and without error, I thought she was coming back. Friday she never awoke, but was peaceful and content in her sleep. We spent the day yesterday playing her favorite operas and popular music, hoping she could hear it. I like to think she could. Sorry for the ramble, I know it is something we all must go through, or have already. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2017 11:00 PM (v9d0Z) I'm so sorry for your loss Jinx. We call all only hope to live as long and die in such a peaceful manner. Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2017 11:03 PM (Enq6K) 462
Ruthless, Blatty wrote the original novel of "The Exorcist."
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2017 11:03 PM (u8kLQ) 463
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Heh, and now I learn that Thomas Jefferson introduced macaroni and cheese to the States and even served it in the White House to guests. Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 10:58 PM (GsAUU) Quite the feather in his hat. Posted by: Yankee Doodle at January 16, 2017 11:00 PM (XoldI) --- Now that's using your noodle! Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 16, 2017 11:03 PM (PqqkK) 464
ibguy: I remember that! Great story.
Unfortunately the guy disappeared. Sounded like things were going well for him. Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2017 11:03 PM (u8kLQ) 465
Ugh. Longcat.
That was torture for those on a mobile device. Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 11:02 PM (eiebj) --- That's it. lol Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:04 PM (CRotO) 466
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 10:59 PM (lQqij)
You have your guys mixed up. You mean Rodney King not Reginald Denny. Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 11:04 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 11:04 PM (ro5Th) 468
By my calculations, she has been sitting in that corner for more than an hour now. That seems a little harsh. I'd rather take a beating than sit on that hard little stool all that time!
Posted by: goon at January 16, 2017 11:04 PM (EaQ6/) Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 11:04 PM (vUcdz) 470
Sorry for the ramble, I know it is something we all must go through, or have already.
Posted by: Jinx -------------- That doesn't make it easier. All my prayers. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2017 11:04 PM (ZO497) 471
Thank you all for your thoughts and prayers.
My mother had a long and full life, with her share of hard times and good ones. She was 94. She rode a Greyhound bus alone from San Diego to Washington when she was 8 years old in 1930. She worked for Gen. Hershey at Selective Service during WWII and raised three kids, now old, who are now at this moment doubting whether they ever treated her with the kindness and love she deserved. She loved the outdoors and her bird feeder was a companion towards the end when she couldn't get out any more. Thursday she worked the newspaper crossword puzzle, completely and without error, I thought she was coming back. Friday she never awoke, but was peaceful and content in her sleep. We spent the day yesterday playing her favorite operas and popular music, hoping she could hear it. I like to think she could. Sorry for the ramble, I know it is something we all must go through, or have already. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2017 11:00 PM (v9d0Z) God bless. Sounds like she lived life like it's meant to be lived. And no need to apologize Jinx. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2017 11:04 PM (5VlCp) 472
Jinx, what ibguy said.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2017 11:04 PM (u8kLQ) 473
I actually copied all of it and sent I email to a friend. I'll see if I can find that and if I can, will post. Maybe the very best serial commenting here, ever. Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 11:01 PM (vUcdz) That was epic! I liked SOS but some others well...didn't. Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2017 11:05 PM (Enq6K) 474
468 By my calculations, she has been sitting in that corner for more than an hour now. That seems a little harsh. I'd rather take a beating than sit on that hard little stool all that time!
Posted by: goon at January 16, 2017 11:04 PM (EaQ6/) Sometimes Huma is out running errands for me and I have to sit on my stool for longer than that. Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 16, 2017 11:05 PM (iMxBJ) 475
441 Thank you all for your thoughts and prayers.
My mother had a long and full life, with her share of hard times and good ones. She was 94. She rode a Greyhound bus alone from San Diego to Washington when she was 8 years old in 1930. She worked for Gen. Hershey at Selective Service during WWII and raised three kids, now old, who are now at this moment doubting whether they ever treated her with the kindness and love she deserved. She loved the outdoors and her bird feeder was a companion towards the end when she couldn't get out any more. Thursday she worked the newspaper crossword puzzle, completely and without error, I thought she was coming back. Friday she never awoke, but was peaceful and content in her sleep. We spent the day yesterday playing her favorite operas and popular music, hoping she could hear it. I like to think she could. Sorry for the ramble, I know it is something we all must go through, or have already. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2017 11:00 PM (v9d0Z) ~~~~ May the good LORD grant you and your family peace in your hour of grief and may you all be comforted in her long, full life and that she is with God now. Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 11:05 PM (lQqij) 476
433 There's an Andy Reid 'timeout' in here somewhere.
Pats are alive. Axe me how the New England Patriots will do... Posted by: micky at January 16, 2017 10:58 PM (o5vMc) --Heh, interestingly it was Jason Garrett who was being slammed for his clock management. In this case, not a time-out but a spiked ball before the Cowboys's final field goal. Gave Green Bay just a little extra time to move into position for their walk-off field goal. Personally, although it's easy to mock the guy who once iced his own kicker, I think it's really unfair to blame him rather than the defensive breakdown. Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 11:06 PM (GsAUU) 477
463 430
Heh, and now I learn that Thomas Jefferson introduced macaroni and cheese to the States and even served it in the White House to guests The real, fluorescent-orange kind or that pale stuff? Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 16, 2017 11:06 PM (k+ZgL) 478
Jinx, good on you and your family for trying to bring your mother joy in her final hours.
May we all be so lucky when our time comes. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 11:07 PM (IcT7t) 479
Cool story Jinx, very touching.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 11:07 PM (nDcc3) 480
468
By my calculations, she has been sitting in that corner for more than an hour now. That seems a little harsh. I'd rather take a beating than sit on that hard little stool all that time! Posted by: goon at January 16, 2017 11:04 PM (EaQ6/) There's a pad on that stool. When I was a kid we didn't have pads, or even stools. We had to sit on gravel. Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2017 11:07 PM (XoldI) 481
439 It's a collective punishment, for collective salvation.
Sorry, but I reject collectivism. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 10:59 PM (IcT7t) We all do. Wait, wut? Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 11:07 PM (0mRoj) 482
444 As I recall he was stoned or high or drunk and
speeding like a mad man and leading the cops on a high speed chase at night. He may have been going the wrong way but that can be checked. He could have killed somebody! He compounds his error by attacking the cops and refusing their demands to put his hands behind his back. He deserved the beating he received for the DUI at the very least and is very lucky the cops did not shoot him. Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 10:59 PM (lQqij) I think you're confusing Reginald Denny with Rodney King. Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2017 11:00 PM (Enq6K) ~~~ Yeah, my bad. Rodney deserved the pain though. Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 11:07 PM (lQqij) 483
jinx, aw darn it, sounds like she really lived a life though.
prayers that her soul meets up with all her old friends and loved ones Posted by: willow at January 16, 2017 11:08 PM (R7cwD) 484
480 468
By my calculations, she has been sitting in that corner for more than an hour now. That seems a little harsh. I'd rather take a beating than sit on that hard little stool all that time! Posted by: goon at January 16, 2017 11:04 PM (EaQ6/) There's a pad on that stool. When I was a kid we didn't have pads, or even stools. We had to sit on gravel. Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2017 11:07 PM (XoldI) ~~~~ You had gravel!?!?!?! Lucky rich bastard!!! Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 11:08 PM (lQqij) Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 11:08 PM (ro5Th) 486
Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2017 10:47 PM (Enq6K)
Thanks for this. Sent it to my ex. He'll love it. Posted by: gracepc at January 16, 2017 11:09 PM (OU4q6) 487
I remember a Maet punishment thread in which he said "you know what you did." IIRC, we did.
Posted by: Splunge at January 16, 2017 11:09 PM (iMxBJ) 488
454 414 qdpsteve
Where to begin? No, SoS was a commenter back in the day ('12?) whose co-worker wore Che t-shirts and, well, very long, cool story. I actually copied all of it and sent I email to a friend. I'll see if I can find that and if I can, will post. Maybe the very best serial commenting here, ever. Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 11:01 PM (vUcdz) I don't think we achieved consensus on whether he was legit or just a damn good storyteller. Highly entertaining in either case. Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 11:09 PM (0mRoj) 489
qdpsteve and Tami
If I can find that email, I'll see if I can save it to GoogleDrige or some such and post link, whole thing would make the LongCat post look like tonight's Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 11:09 PM (vUcdz) 490
prayers up jinx. been there. it sucks.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2017 11:09 PM (KP5rU) 491
Jinx,
I don't have words... May you find solace in knowing you were nearby and that she was content and now at peace. God Bless You, and may He hold her gently as He accepts her into His kingdom. Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 11:09 PM (eiebj) 492
Jinx, that was heartwarming. A life worth celebrating, and a peaceful death.
What more could we ask for? Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 11:09 PM (GsAUU) 493
wow SOS , I thought he was a spectacular guy, I loved his musings on work, life and close contact with sjw's.
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2017 11:09 PM (R7cwD) 494
There's a pad on that stool. When I was a kid we didn't have pads, or even stools. We had to sit on gravel.
Posted by: davidt --------------- We didn't have corners, or walls. Just a sort of circular mud hut. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2017 11:10 PM (ZO497) 495
484 480 468
By my calculations, she has been sitting in that corner for more than an hour now. That seems a little harsh. I'd rather take a beating than sit on that hard little stool all that time! Posted by: goon at January 16, 2017 11:04 PM (EaQ6/) There's a pad on that stool. When I was a kid we didn't have pads, or even stools. We had to sit on gravel. Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2017 11:07 PM (XoldI) ~~~~ You had gravel!?!?!?! Lucky rich bastard!!! Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 11:08 PM (lQqij) You got to sit?! Damn one-percenters... Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 11:10 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 11:10 PM (vUcdz) 497
There's a pad on that stool. When I was a kid we didn't have pads, or even stools. We had to sit on gravel.
Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2017 11:07 PM (XoldI) Count your blessings. Posted by: Man with no ass at January 16, 2017 11:10 PM (k+ZgL) 498
I didn't realize that Jefferson invented both macaroni AND cheese! Wow! Al Gore better step his game up or in a couple of years no one will even remember his name, or his inventions. He did the internet, yeah that was a pretty good one, but that climate change thing was a stinker.
Posted by: goon at January 16, 2017 11:10 PM (EaQ6/) 499
Blanco, I believe you are from AZ. She lived about 1/4 mile from the border in ranchland. Beautiful country.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2017 11:10 PM (v9d0Z) 500
500 already?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:11 PM (tHwdc) 501
If I can find that email, I'll see if I can save it
to GoogleDrige or some such and post link, whole thing would make the LongCat post look like tonight's Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 11:09 PM (vUcdz) I think I might have saved it too but on a computer or laptop I'm no longer using. Might still have it around though. Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2017 11:11 PM (Enq6K) 502
477 463 430
Heh, and now I learn that Thomas Jefferson introduced macaroni and cheese to the States and even served it in the White House to guests The real, fluorescent-orange kind or that pale stuff? Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 16, 2017 11:06 PM (k+ZgL) --I do know that Prime Minister John Macdonald introduced Kraft Dinner to Canada. Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 11:11 PM (GsAUU) 503
Thanks for this. Sent it to my ex. He'll love it.
Posted by: gracepc at January 16, 2017 11:09 PM (OU4q6) You're welcome! Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2017 11:12 PM (Enq6K) 504
wolverine! yes he was fun.
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2017 11:12 PM (R7cwD) 505
*waves to CB*
To answer your question... Yes. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:51 PM (CRotO) *waves to SMFH* Ok that's settled then. I hate job hunting. So depressing. *sits in car, hangs head* Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 11:12 PM (D2vc1) 506
Being the oldest, I had to set the example.
Good or bad. My brother and sister loved tormenting me. Until they didn't. Posted by: SMFH Did you hold them upside down over the toilet and threaten to flush them? My oldest brother was big enough to do that to my younger brothers. Me he just chased around the house. We dreaded my mom leaving him home to babysit us. Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2017 11:12 PM (+lVUW) 507
Goodnight my friends, and thank you for the kind words. It has been a tiring day.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2017 11:12 PM (v9d0Z) Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 11:13 PM (vUcdz) 509
we didn't get a stool, we just sat in an empty corner.
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2017 11:13 PM (R7cwD) 510
Great portrait of a Never Trumper for the ONT, tonight!
What other prizes do we get? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2017 11:13 PM (v5iqM) 511
Goodnight, Jinx, and praying that you will find peace.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:13 PM (tHwdc) 512
Blanco, I believe you are from AZ. She lived about 1/4 mile from the border in ranchland. Beautiful country.
I'm a bit north, by about 2 1/2 hours. Have family in Sierra Vista I've visited a few times. It's very nice down there. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 11:13 PM (IcT7t) 513
Read that lefties are encouraging other lefties to tune their TVs to any channel, not covering the inauguration on Friday, to influence ratings. They are batshit crazy.
Posted by: Pet Pal at January 16, 2017 11:13 PM (d5ANE) 514
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2017 11:12 PM (+lVUW)
--- Heh, no. I'd wait until they went to sleep, then proceed to make them fear the dark. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:14 PM (CRotO) 515
502 --I do know that Prime Minister John Macdonald introduced Kraft Dinner to Canada.
Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 11:11 PM (GsAUU) And I will introduce mandatory Ramadan fasting for all! Well, I must rush off to my Muslim friend's private Carribean island again. Ta! Posted by: Pierre Trudeau at January 16, 2017 11:14 PM (iMxBJ) 516
>>Sometimes Huma is out running errands for me and I have to sit on my stool for longer than that.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton Don't you mean "IN"? Posted by: Aviator at January 16, 2017 11:14 PM (/Nite) 517
Heh, and now I learn that Thomas Jefferson introduced macaroni and
cheese to the States and even served it in the White House to guests -------- The real, fluorescent-orange kind or that pale stuff? Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid ----------------- It ain't real mac & cheese unless it's that International Orange color that they used on the San Francisco Bridge. (True story - it's the same color they used for the astronaut takeoff/landing suits) Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 11:14 PM (eiebj) 518
ibguy, I really did enjoy his conversation , sorry he is gone, hope life treats him well.
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2017 11:14 PM (R7cwD) 519
I have no doubt that Stuck On Stupid was a fiction. He was challenged on it almost nightly, but just kept coming back with more story line. After the first few nights, nobody really cared. Ripping yarn, happy ending. Fun ride.
Now, Machines For Sale, on the other hand... Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 16, 2017 11:15 PM (H5rtT) 520
Would LOVE to see Trump have the FBI arrest the Hildabeast right after he's sworn in and charge her with mishandling classified information. She'll be on the platform there with Bill and the rest of the former living presidents and their spouses or Wookies. Have a judge and jury deal with her.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 11:15 PM (lQqij) Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 11:15 PM (vUcdz) 522
oooh yes hummingbird!
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2017 11:15 PM (R7cwD) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2017 11:15 PM (ZO497) 524
504
wolverine! yes he was fun. Posted by: willow at January 16, 2017 11:12 PM (R7cwD) Wasn't the the nic he gave to the young security guard that helped him out in his story? Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2017 11:15 PM (Enq6K) 525
It ain't real mac & cheese unless it's that International Orange color that they used on the San Francisco Bridge.
(True story - it's the same color they used for the astronaut takeoff/landing suits) Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 11:14 PM (eiebj) --- Not exactly golden, is it? Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:15 PM (CRotO) 526
I hate job hunting. So depressing.
*sits in car, hangs head* Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 11:12 PM (D2vc1) Tell me about it, dude. On the one hand, no one wants "the oldsters." On the other hand, an 89-year-old friend tells me that I have my whole life in front of me. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:15 PM (tHwdc) 527
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2017 11:00 PM (v9d0Z)
Lovely. Thanks for sharing this. May your mother rest in peace now. Mostly to comfort myself perhaps, I choose to believe that our loved ones who have passed on are watching over and know of our thoughts, gestures and prayers. And if they do not, we do and that is love. Posted by: gracepc at January 16, 2017 11:16 PM (OU4q6) 528
"And Hummingbird."
I remember her. Girlfriend of that guy -- was it Steevie? -- who reported on his troubles at work. Yeah, good times. Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 11:16 PM (ro5Th) Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 11:16 PM (vUcdz) Posted by: Sir Mix A-lot at January 16, 2017 11:16 PM (CRotO) 531
OMG, people actually watched it. Thank you, brave souls!
When I assume ultimate power in the universe, I'll show you guys mercy. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 16, 2017 11:16 PM (MZcWR) 532
Great portrait of a Never Trumper for the ONT, tonight!
What other prizes do we get? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2017 11:13 PM (v5iqM) Thanks, Jim! Would you be willing to trade that for what we have right here behind Curtain #2? Posted by: Don Pardo at January 16, 2017 11:17 PM (tHwdc) 533
Oh, yeah, Stuck on Stupid. He must have been doing the November write a novel thingy.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 11:17 PM (ro5Th) 534
You got to sit?! Damn one-percenters...
Posted by: Insomniac -------------- Honestly, when I was being a dick, Dad would make me stand against that damned mirrored wall, and if my nose came off of it, that cost me another 1/2 hour there. Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 11:17 PM (eiebj) 535
i'm glad Charlie brown said the mi sheberak, perhaps her name can be mentioned at shul.
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2017 11:18 PM (R7cwD) 536
Posted by: Pierre Trudeau
Pierre's long since joined the Choir Invisible. We're tormented by his lisping Cheshire retard of a son. Posted by: Canadian Politics Update at January 16, 2017 11:18 PM (wpC7C) 537
Honestly, when I was being a dick, Dad would make me stand against that damned mirrored wall, and if my nose came off of it, that cost me another 1/2 hour there.
Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 11:17 PM (eiebj) --- They must teach that shit in the Navy. Posted by: Sir Mix A-lot at January 16, 2017 11:18 PM (CRotO) 538
CGI folded this week so I fully expect Bill and Hillary to go on a spending spree with what's left and apply for citizenship in Fiji or maybe Tonga.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! Wiped the foundation's hard drives clean. With a cloth. Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2017 11:18 PM (+lVUW) 539
I guess I'm naive (no kidding?!), but I always chose to believe SoS was the real deal.
Guess we'll never know... Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 11:19 PM (vUcdz) 540
Off sock.
Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:19 PM (CRotO) 541
He's blown all his cash and been arrested a few times since then.
Got the shit beat outta him and rightly so and he didn't learn his lesson. Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 10:47 PM (lQqij) Are you absolutely sure you're not confusing the late Rodney King with Reginald Denny? Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 16, 2017 11:19 PM (z79tQ) Posted by: willow at January 16, 2017 11:19 PM (R7cwD) 543
Thanks, Jim! Would you be willing to trade that for what we have right here behind Curtain #2? Posted by: Don Pardo at January 16, 2017 11:17 PM (tHwdc) That's my job, Don! Posted by: Monty Hall at January 16, 2017 11:20 PM (GsAUU) 544
well I believed him, if I was wrong ,shrug.
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2017 11:21 PM (R7cwD) 545
536 Posted by: Pierre Trudeau
Pierre's long since joined the Choir Invisible. We're tormented by his lisping Cheshire retard of a son. Posted by: Canadian Politics Update at January 16, 2017 11:18 PM (wpC7C) ```` We on the southern end of our shared border feel your pain. However, that does not mean we are keeping Justin Bieber. Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 11:21 PM (lQqij) Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 11:21 PM (vUcdz) 547
500 500 already?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess ---------------- Nice. You gonna shoot for Fra Diavolo too? Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 11:21 PM (eiebj) 548
The real, fluorescent-orange kind or that pale stuff?
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 16, 2017 11:06 PM Cut. Jib. Chip in $3? Posted by: Liz Warren at January 16, 2017 11:21 PM (DMUuz) 549
wandered evne*
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2017 11:21 PM (R7cwD) 550
Country Boy-
I hear you. I was just screaming (inside my head) "FUCK THIS, FUCK *** (prior employer), FUCK MY LIFE I FUCKING HATE THIS!" myself. Laid off before x-mas. Jobhunting is the WORST. Let's all of us in this lousy situation hang in there, OK? I would be ready to postal if HRC won the election, so theres that. Hillary Clinton will never, ever.... Posted by: Goldilocks at January 16, 2017 11:22 PM (pOgVG) 551
Neil, 45 years later we finally put men in little girls' bathrooms! (except in North Carolina, but we're working on it)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 16, 2017 11:22 PM (eeTCA) 552
The SoS saga did have a taste of truth about it. There didn't seem to be any Trollishness to it, and it sounded like the kind of shit that goes on in workplaces. If it had been stolen from Dilbert, it would have included dogs, rats, cats and dinosaurs, so there's that.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 11:22 PM (ro5Th) 553
541 He's blown all his cash and been arrested a few times since then.
Got the shit beat outta him and rightly so and he didn't learn his lesson. Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 10:47 PM (lQqij) Are you absolutely sure you're not confusing the late Rodney King with Reginald Denny? Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 16, 2017 11:19 PM (z79tQ) ~~~ Read up the thread.... Yes I switched them. My bad. Rodney deserved the pain. Reggie, no. Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 11:23 PM (lQqij) 554
I better head to bed, spouse will be walking in at 1 am and I was promised popcorn and kisses.
be well guys, be safe! Posted by: willow at January 16, 2017 11:23 PM (R7cwD) 555
That's my job, Don!
Posted by: Monty Hall at January 16, 2017 11:20 PM (GsAUU) I need this job, dammit! Posted by: Don Pardo at January 16, 2017 11:23 PM (tHwdc) 556
Re: Navy Dads
My sister and I had the same punishment. Nose against the wall when we (usually) deserved it. Maybe it *is* a Navy thing. Posted by: Goldilocks at January 16, 2017 11:23 PM (pOgVG) 557
I would be ready to postal if HRC won the election, so theres that. Hillary Clinton will never, ever....
Posted by: Goldilocks at January 16, 2017 11:22 PM (pOgVG) --- If she had won that night... Yeah, some things are better left unthought. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:23 PM (CRotO) Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 11:23 PM (vUcdz) 559
Now, Machines For Sale, on the other hand...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 16, 2017 11:15 PM (H5rtT) I rolled in here at the end of Machines For Sale. What was that all about? Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 11:23 PM (D2vc1) 560
I remember the day Barack told me to sit in the corner in the oval office for an hour. Longest three days of my life man!
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 16, 2017 11:24 PM (PqqkK) 561
Nite willow!
Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:24 PM (CRotO) 562
They must teach that shit in the Navy. ------------------ Ha! You too, huh? I like your Dad even more now. Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 11:24 PM (eiebj) 563
Nice. You gonna shoot for Fra Diavolo too?
Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 11:21 PM (eiebj) You bet! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:24 PM (tHwdc) 564
@534 Our home was decorated in Early Poverty, like so many in those days. The main rooms were plastered with that silica-sand mix, so sharp that you didn't dare let the furniture rub up against it. It would gouge finished wood and tear fabric.
So when Mom got in a cold rage and shoved your nose in the corner (gritted teeth, "Now STAND there!"), the first thing you'd sneak was a check whether you were bleeding. Not, usually, but something to think about, every time. Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 16, 2017 11:25 PM (H5rtT) 565
kissy face smfh, nite nite.
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2017 11:25 PM (R7cwD) 566
Tell me about it, dude. On the one hand, no one wants "the oldsters." On the other hand, an 89-year-old friend tells me that I have my whole life in front of me.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:15 PM (tHwdc) It's how to keep that life from going to waste that seems to be the problem. Getting something going at our age sure is a pain. Hoping that changes this year. Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 11:25 PM (D2vc1) 567
Country Boy-
I hear you. I was just screaming (inside my head) "FUCK THIS, FUCK *** (prior employer), FUCK MY LIFE I FUCKING HATE THIS!" myself. Laid off before x-mas. Jobhunting is the WORST. Let's all of us in this lousy situation hang in there, OK? I would be ready to postal if HRC won the election, so theres that. Hillary Clinton will never, ever.... Posted by: Goldilocks at January 16, 2017 11:22 PM (pOgVG) I'd rather be unemployed in Trump's America - at least it will get better for a lot of people, and worse for a lot of nasty people. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:26 PM (tHwdc) 568
Uh oh, Willow's leaving. ONT must be about to end. *Check's clock* Hmm.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 11:27 PM (ro5Th) 569
Wow I had forgotten all about SoS. Seemed likely to be a tall tale to me after the first week or so of it; but it was a harmless fun morale boosting story. There never was any veer off into needing bail money or anything untoward.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 16, 2017 11:27 PM (Jen0I) 570
I am so upset.
There's rumors on twitter that there's a tape being released by NBC on Wednesday of Trump using the word in order to cause chaos at the inauguration and destroy Trump's presidency before it begins. I am about to sob with anger and grief. These people are flirting with treason and sedition. What can we do? Posted by: Jmel at January 16, 2017 11:27 PM (tv+BP) 571
When I was a kid and got in a fight with my brother, my mom put us on different sides of a window, looking at each other, with a paper towel and some Windex (or the equivalent). We were to clean the window while making faces at each other. Pretty soon we were no longer mad at each other, laughter filled the room and mom got a clean window.
Win-Win. Posted by: Muldoon at January 16, 2017 11:27 PM (wPiJc) 572
570 I am so upset.
There's rumors on twitter that there's a tape being released by NBC on Wednesday of Trump using the word in order to cause chaos at the inauguration and destroy Trump's presidency before it begins. I am about to sob with anger and grief. These people are flirting with treason and sedition. What can we do? Posted by: Jmel at January 16, 2017 11:27 PM (tv+BP) --- The word? wut? Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:28 PM (CRotO) 573
564 @534 Our home was decorated in Early Poverty, like so many in those days. The main rooms were plastered with that silica-sand mix, so sharp that you didn't dare let the furniture rub up against it. It would gouge finished wood and tear fabric.
So when Mom got in a cold rage and shoved your nose in the corner (gritted teeth, "Now STAND there!"), the first thing you'd sneak was a check whether you were bleeding. Not, usually, but something to think about, every time. Posted by: Stringer Davis ----------------- My older brother's favorite (only?) hobby was putting me in a headlock and dragging my face down the hallway along those walls. Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 11:28 PM (eiebj) Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 11:28 PM (IcT7t) 575
Don't know if it was discussed, but according to WAPO article those Never Trump national security types who signed the one or two manifestos against Trump prior to the election are now concerned they might be blacklisted. Ya' think?
Here Byron York Twitter feed http://tinyurl.com/gqm82nm Posted by: gracepc at January 16, 2017 11:29 PM (OU4q6) 576
My older brother's favorite (only?) hobby was putting me in a headlock and dragging my face down the hallway along those walls.
Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 11:28 PM (eiebj) --- That your brother made it out of childhood astounds me. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:29 PM (CRotO) 577
What word could be harmful to Trump after Pu**ygate?
Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 11:29 PM (ro5Th) 578
The dirty little secret, that everyone knows, is that everyone has used the word.
Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2017 11:30 PM (XoldI) 579
577 What word could be harmful to Trump after Pu**ygate?
Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 11:29 PM (ro5Th) --- I have an idea... Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:30 PM (CRotO) Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2017 11:30 PM (NBHj5) 581
Getting something going at our age sure is a pain. Hoping that changes this year.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 11:25 PM (D2vc1) You're telling me - oh, you mean a JOB... Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:30 PM (tHwdc) 582
Country Boy-
I hear you. I was just screaming (inside my head) "FUCK THIS, FUCK *** (prior employer), FUCK MY LIFE I FUCKING HATE THIS!" myself. Laid off before x-mas. Jobhunting is the WORST. Let's all of us in this lousy situation hang in there, OK? I would be ready to postal if HRC won the election, so theres that. Hillary Clinton will never, ever.... Posted by: Goldilocks at January 16, 2017 11:22 PM (pOgVG) I certainly hope your situation changes soon. Are you an oldster like some of us? I'll admit I have a job, it's just a dead end one that almost covers the bills and allows for no life whatsoever. It has to change in a big way before I can even consider something like the dating which we discuss here periodically. I'm so good at juggling my bills without getting hit with bank fees I should join the circus. Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 11:31 PM (D2vc1) 583
>>>36 What did y'all do?
I made an ironing table and fixed a candlestick phone. Not sure why that rates punishment. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2017 09:59 PM (IcT7t) I had to look up what a candlestick phone is. Neat to know. Posted by: m at January 16, 2017 11:31 PM (3jGss) Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 11:31 PM (nDcc3) 585
So while the masses have been waiting for the tide to come in for eight years, some boats have been lifted by a series of private locks to a private man made lake.
Would be nice for a rising tide to lift all boats again. There seems to be some pent up energy waiting to be released. Let's hope it's the good kind. Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 16, 2017 11:31 PM (z79tQ) 586
These people are flirting with treason and sedition. What can we do?
Thank them. And point out this is how you got Trump. Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2017 11:31 PM (NBHj5) 587
'm so good at juggling my bills without getting hit with bank fees I should join the circus.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 11:31 PM (D2vc1) They all just lost their jobs too. Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 16, 2017 11:32 PM (z79tQ) 588
"N bomb."
Wow, nobody ever said that, except for, well, er, everybody at one time or another, and Black people about every word that isn't F**k. Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 11:33 PM (ro5Th) 589
I had to look up what a candlestick phone is. Neat to know.
Posted by: m ------------ Vic refers to that as 'The great leap forward'. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2017 11:34 PM (ZO497) Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 11:34 PM (nDcc3) 591
Doesn't matter....we're all a bunch of racist deplorables no matter what word is used or not........
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 16, 2017 11:34 PM (JNDQi) 592
You're telling me - oh, you mean a JOB...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:30 PM (tHwdc) --- Maybe this will help get things started... http://www.gist.ng/2017/01/woman-intercourse-male-sex-dollnarrates-experience/ Personally, they could have found a better model than Justin Timberlake. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:35 PM (CRotO) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2017 11:35 PM (IqV8l) 594
Let's be honest, we only come for the comments anyway
Posted by: Iblis at January 16, 2017 11:35 PM (3gBCr) 595
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 11:31 PM (D2vc1)
Unfortunately there's a shitload of Americans who do the same damn thing. Every. Fucking. Month. Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 11:35 PM (nDcc3) 596
So, if this N word thing is true it probably means the Black Congressional Caucus folks won't attend the inauguration ... and Black people won't vote for Trump, so it's going to be a short night for him. There goes Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, Michigan -- it's all over and Hillary will be the next... Oh, wait.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 11:35 PM (ro5Th) 597
Besides Trump can just say he was doing a rap or hip-hop song........
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 16, 2017 11:35 PM (JNDQi) 598
I'm so good at juggling my bills without getting hit with bank fees I should join the circus.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 11:31 PM (D2vc1) --- I really need to read more carefully... Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:36 PM (CRotO) 599
You're telling me - oh, you mean a JOB...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:30 PM (tHwdc) Well that too. Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 11:36 PM (D2vc1) 600
Machines For Sale.
What was that all about? Huh. That's a good one. I'll take a shot. Machines For Sale was some damned complex writing. It would start out just like the auto-post ads that were so common then (Cat Filters!), and then, just a phrase at a time, pick up references to all the topics that had been threaded or strung for most of that day. Then a little bit of a plot line would develop, as the various headlines would begin to interact, but always within deliberately dumb ad slogans repeated like a mantra. There would be call-backs, deliberate misquotes, spelling gags, and then a punchline that drew most of it up in a nice, stream-of-consciousness tossable packet. Few of the entries were any longer than this explication. And then we would all applaud for an hour. Closest comparison I have is the Firesign Theatre audio plays. Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 16, 2017 11:36 PM (H5rtT) 601
570 I am so upset.
There's rumors on twitter that there's a tape being released by NBC on Wednesday of Trump using the word in order to cause chaos at the inauguration and destroy Trump's presidency before it begins. I am about to sob with anger and grief. These people are flirting with treason and sedition. What can we do? Posted by: Jmel at January 16, 2017 11:27 PM (tv+BP) Be...concerned, apparently. You sound concerned. Are you concerned? Posted by: Splunge at January 16, 2017 11:36 PM (iMxBJ) 602
That your brother made it out of childhood astounds me.
Posted by: SMFH ---------------- That he made it past 21 astounded multiple police jurisdictions, the best medical staff in the state and my entire family. He almost met his maker last Christmas, though... Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 11:36 PM (eiebj) 603
The word?
Thunderbird Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr **** I just read about that today on Bumwine.com. What are the odds? Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 16, 2017 11:37 PM (hVdx9) 604
Thanks CountryBoy.
40ish. Too old to be 'young' and too young to be 'old' ...I think. Old enough that I can't do this not working thing for very long. Been in this position before (but not for over 10 years) so its painful. I think Linked In may be the professional version of Facebook. The same 5 clowns fill your news feed with annoying inspirational articles, you see every knucklehead you ever worked with for 20 years and can't help compare your stalled career with their fabulous one, everyone is thin, happy and rich, etc. Well, not really but you get the idea. Not a good idea to browse it in the evening, like FB. Posted by: Goldilocks at January 16, 2017 11:37 PM (pOgVG) 605
593. But how's it sold?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 16, 2017 11:37 PM (6Q+/N) 606
Tom Arnold has been frothing at his vagina about some tape he has of Apprentice B roll that will supposedly make trump resign. If NBC has the tapes and releases them, it means they knew about it while trump was their employee... yet kept him employed.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 16, 2017 11:38 PM (dnWSK) 607
Few of the entries were any longer than this explication. And then we would all applaud for an hour. Closest comparison I have is the Firesign Theatre audio plays. Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 16, 2017 11:36 PM (H5rtT) --Heh, those were the days. Also, Lace Wigs by royalme wigs. I even liked the Lace Wigs Facebook page back then. Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 11:38 PM (GsAUU) 608
We on the southern end of our shared border feel your pain. However, that does not mean we are keeping Justin Bieber. Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 11:21 PM (lQqij) Everyone who thinks we should shove Bieber into a large duffel bag and ship him to Argentina to face those charges of dicking with Bueno Aires Police please raise your hand and shout "aye". Posted by: Kindltot at January 16, 2017 11:39 PM (WlUkp) Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 11:39 PM (nDcc3) 610
@446 -- noted, but wrong
...and I have a vegas bet, so there's that. I mostly like watching the art and we'll see that again... My most humble opinion. Go Pats! Posted by: micky at January 16, 2017 11:39 PM (o5vMc) 611
603. Of the bumwines, I think that's one of my favorites. Fairbanks Port, however, gives it a real run for its money, in terms of pure stagger-power.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 16, 2017 11:39 PM (6Q+/N) 612
Personally, they could have found a better model than Justin Timberlake.
Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:35 PM (CRotO) Ew. That was supposed to be Justin Timberlake? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:39 PM (tHwdc) 613
I just read about that today on Bumwine.com.
What are the odds? Posted by: Tilikum Killer ------------ Pfft. Posted by: Night Train at January 16, 2017 11:39 PM (ZO497) 614
Be...concerned, apparently. You sound concerned. Are you concerned?
Posted by: Splunge at January 16, 2017 11:36 PM (iMxBJ) --- rofl Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:39 PM (CRotO) 615
I'm so good at juggling my bills without getting hit with bank fees I should join the circus.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 11:31 PM (D2vc1) --- I really need to read more carefully... Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:36 PM (CRotO) LMAO. There's a reason I learned to drive with my knees.... Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 11:39 PM (D2vc1) 616
NBC delenda est.
Posted by: vivi at January 16, 2017 11:40 PM (11H2y) 617
I really need to read more carefully...
Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:36 PM (CRotO) Oh good - then it wasn't just me? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:40 PM (tHwdc) 618
Ugg Boots.
Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2017 11:40 PM (XoldI) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2017 11:40 PM (ZO497) 620
Ew. That was supposed to be Justin Timberlake?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:39 PM (tHwdc) --- Fuck if I know. Kinda hard to tell between tears of laughter. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:40 PM (CRotO) 621
The word?
Thunderbird Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr ----------- A Jimmie Vaughan fan? Wow. That's a throwback. Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 11:41 PM (eiebj) 622
Oh good - then it wasn't just me?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:40 PM (tHwdc) --- Nope. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:41 PM (CRotO) 623
I have a hard time picturing Trump using the Nword in the last 10 weeks. I'd bet he has something JEF for Barry same as us. And if there was an old tape of him using the word in any context that would hurt him the FNM would have released it before Nov. 8 or I'm not a redhead.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 16, 2017 11:41 PM (Jen0I) 624
Be...concerned, apparently. You sound concerned. Are you concerned?
Posted by: Splunge at January 16, 2017 11:36 PM (iMxBJ) Concerned and UPSET. Something something Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:41 PM (tHwdc) 625
510 Jim
See bottom of my #26 Posted by: ibguy at January 16, 2017 11:15 PM (vUcdz) I went and saw that. Now I can't UNsee that! For Gawd's sake, pull yer fuckin' pants up! /snrk Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX *you're welcome* Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2017 11:42 PM (v5iqM) 626
Maybe they think trump will drop out at the last minute and H will be sworn in by default. Wouldn't doubt the depths of their stupidity.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 16, 2017 11:42 PM (dnWSK) 627
619. As the Blues Brothers note, that's a mean wine. Dangerous stuff.
Thunderbird, however, is a delightful dessert wine, light and fruity with piquant notes of benzene. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 16, 2017 11:43 PM (6Q+/N) 628
40ish. Too old to be 'young' and too young to be 'old' ...I think. Old enough that I can't do this not working thing for very long. Been in this position before (but not for over 10 years) so its painful.
I think Linked In may be the professional version of Facebook. The same 5 clowns fill your news feed with annoying inspirational articles, you see every knucklehead you ever worked with for 20 years and can't help compare your stalled career with their fabulous one, everyone is thin, happy and rich, etc. Well, not really but you get the idea. Not a good idea to browse it in the evening, like FB. Posted by: Goldilocks at January 16, 2017 11:37 PM (pOgVG) --I can relate. For almost two years, no work at all except for two brief seasonal gigs with --I am not making this up-- Costco and Liberty Tax Service. Finally got my current job back in May. It does not pay very much, but I'm just happy to have a reason to wake up in the morning, but I racked up a good chunk of debt to work off. Best of luck to you --have you tried checking out temp agencies? Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 11:43 PM (GsAUU) 629
It's about time to leave the dead end job. Was going to start working out after work, but I need to rethink that. It's that or get up at 6am, which isn't much better because of traffic.
Back in a bit maybe. Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 11:43 PM (D2vc1) 630
Hey Jim!
Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:43 PM (CRotO) 631
"the FNM would have released it before Nov."
Yeah, that sounds right. They pulled out everything they had and a bunch of stuff they had to get Stephen King to dream up. If they had something like that, it would have been blasting on ABCCBSNBCCBSQWERTY for weeks. Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 11:43 PM (ro5Th) 632
Wow fast thread tonight. Who gave the hamsters Speed?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 16, 2017 11:44 PM (0/EIm) 633
618 Ugg Boots.
Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2017 11:40 PM (XoldI) --Heh. I got banned a few years ago for aping Ugg Boots ads. Lesson learned. Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 11:44 PM (GsAUU) Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:45 PM (CRotO) 635
632
Wow fast thread tonight. Who gave the hamsters Speed? Posted by: Anna Puma at January 16, 2017 11:44 PM (0/EIm) Reginald King. Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2017 11:45 PM (XoldI) 636
624 Concerned and UPSET. Something something
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:41 PM (tHwdc) "About to sob with anger and grief." So maybe some professional help? Posted by: Splunge at January 16, 2017 11:45 PM (iMxBJ) 637
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 16, 2017 11:43 PM (D2vc1)
My new wakeup time for lifting is 04:34, up before the enemy, haven't started it yet but for how my days are structured and wanting to be around in the evenings for my family it's going to have to be done that way. Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 11:45 PM (nDcc3) 638
a bunch of stuff they had to get Stephen King to
dream up. Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 11:43 PM (ro5Th) <wipes good bourbon off the keyboard and glares at Ruthless> Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:45 PM (tHwdc) 639
Night Train to Mundo Fine
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2017 11:46 PM (IqV8l) 640
Wow fast thread tonight. Who gave the hamsters Speed?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 16, 2017 11:44 PM (0/EIm) Apparently content only slows us down. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:46 PM (tHwdc) 641
lol Miley!
Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:46 PM (CRotO) 642
Picture of a moving van full of art outside the new obama manse. How much is he stealing?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 16, 2017 11:47 PM (dnWSK) 643
619 Pfft.
Posted by: Night Train ----- Night Train Express Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2017 11:40 PM (ZO497) Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor. Daaaaamn! Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2017 11:47 PM (0mRoj) 644
642 Picture of a moving van full of art outside the new Fuckstick manse. How much is he stealing?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 16, 2017 11:47 PM (dnWSK) --- The phrase, "metric fuckton" comes to mind. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:48 PM (CRotO) 645
Has anybody explained the crime punishment incident that occasioned the Kid in the Corner picture at the top of the thread? Not to mention the (apparently) associated lack of content?
(Note: I don't want to work for it. Just home from work. I am at this time a lazy, lazy man. What happened? Help a tired man out.) Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 16, 2017 11:48 PM (/f6Nd) 646
glares at Ruthless>Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:45 PM (tHwdc)
Sorry. *Pours shot of Knob Creek 105 proof through USB port* Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 11:48 PM (ro5Th) Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:49 PM (CRotO) Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at January 16, 2017 11:49 PM (Tyii7) 649
N-E-S-T-L-E-S
Nestle's makes the very best... CHOCOLATE!! -- Today, the strangest thing happened. One of my clients, a business owner who is also a pretty effing brilliant inventor, sent me alink to a video about Nestle. The video was creepy insofar that Nestle wants to take over the water supplies of the world. It was actually a speech from Nestle's CEO. However, the video is hosted on a conspiracy type group-- very Coast to Coast am-like, which is surprising. The site also seems to lean a bit right. But definitely NOT left. Which I find kind of strange, since statistically, the industry this guy is in pretty much guarantees he's a liberal. Also, Nestle CEO is Swiss eyeliner Dr. Evil and very scary. Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 16, 2017 11:49 PM (J5mC3) 650
There are services that will pick up takeout from most restaurants and deliver it to you in most cities. If your town ain't got one, there's a business idear for ya.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 16, 2017 11:50 PM (dnWSK) 651
"About to sob with anger and grief." So maybe some professional help?
Posted by: Splunge at January 16, 2017 11:45 PM (iMxBJ) Could be, wabbit. Could be. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:50 PM (tHwdc) 652
"How much is he stealing?"
I've been wondering about that. Did they move a lot of shit into the WH from their Chicago place? I don't think so and they probably didn't buy a lot of stuff on their own dime. They are probably stealing everything including the paint off of the walls. The Clintons were pikers compared to these self-important poseurs. Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 11:51 PM (ro5Th) 653
642 Picture of a moving van full of art outside the new Fuckstick manse. How much is he stealing?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 16, 2017 11:47 PM (dnWSK) --- The phrase, "metric fuckton" comes to mind. -- I was thinking "everything that isn't nailed down." Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 16, 2017 11:51 PM (J5mC3) 654
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 16, 2017 11:49 PM (J5mC3)
was the site GLP? Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 11:51 PM (nDcc3) 655
Sorry. *Pours shot of Knob Creek 105 proof through USB port*
Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 11:48 PM (ro5Th) OOOO nice! I have Larceny 92 over here - <pours a shot back> Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:52 PM (tHwdc) 656
Jinx, Deepest condolences from the JTBs. Prayers for your family.
Posted by: Mrs JTB at January 16, 2017 11:52 PM (V+03K) Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at January 16, 2017 11:52 PM (1JnAL) 658
642 Picture of a moving van full of art outside the new Fuckstick manse. How much is he stealing?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 16, 2017 11:47 PM (dnWSK) --- The phrase, "metric fuckton" comes to mind. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:48 PM (CRotO) Grifters gonna grift Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2017 11:52 PM (aMlLZ) Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2017 11:52 PM (XoldI) 660
Is it getting warmer?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:52 PM (tHwdc) 661
Vic refers to that as 'The great leap forward'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2017 11:34 PM (ZO497) I thought Vic used that phrase to refer to coming out of the trees. Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at January 16, 2017 11:53 PM (nvMvs) 662
Debating going down on Friday to watch and photo the anti-inaugural rally here in Austin. Should be a good freak-show, if nothing else, and I can pull off bohemian mufti well enough to go unnoticed.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 16, 2017 11:53 PM (6Q+/N) 663
Fra Diavolo!!!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 11:53 PM (tHwdc) 664
650 There are services that will pick up takeout from most restaurants and deliver it to you in most cities. If your town ain't got one, there's a business idear for ya.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 16, 2017 11:50 PM (dnWSK) --Yup, Grubhub is one. There's also Klink for delivering booze, but it's not in every state (alas, Texas is one that lacks it). Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 11:53 PM (GsAUU) 665
Apparently content only slows us down.
Posted by: Miley Yeah. Like the "researcher" test driving the male robot, up there. Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 16, 2017 11:53 PM (H5rtT) 666
"How much is he stealing?"
At least he won't get the Churchill Bust. Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2017 11:52 PM (XoldI) I heard trump wants that back. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2017 11:53 PM (aMlLZ) 667
Yup, it's coming back.
Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2017 11:54 PM (XoldI) 668
662 Debating going down on Friday to watch and photo the anti-inaugural rally here in Austin. Should be a good freak-show, if nothing else, and I can pull off bohemian mufti well enough to go unnoticed.
You mean SXSW? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 16, 2017 11:54 PM (dnWSK) 669
*waves to SMFH*
Miley, people read the content?? Just got home from work. *thud* Why do people take a My Life doll out of its box and then purloin the clothes from the doll? I left it for day shift to figure out. Posted by: Anna Puma at January 16, 2017 11:54 PM (0/EIm) 670
I don't know if San Antonio is having an anti trump rally, and I don't care.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 16, 2017 11:55 PM (dnWSK) 671
Is Zombie going to the Inaugural to photograph the freaks?
Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2017 11:55 PM (XoldI) Posted by: Slow Bob at January 16, 2017 11:55 PM (IvJjI) 673
was the site GLP?
-- LOL. You have now outed yourself! No, it's just a YouTube thing, the name is "LegitNewz." The Nestle video seems legit, and there's some interesting science things there as well, but also things like "Beyonce Admits She was Possessed by the Devil" Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 16, 2017 11:56 PM (J5mC3) 674
Yup, it's coming back.
Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2017 11:54 PM (XoldI) Niiice. It should have never left. That whole place needs a frigging exorcism at this point. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2017 11:56 PM (aMlLZ) Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2017 11:56 PM (XoldI) 676
668. Ha! I went once to one of the events, two years ago. Street bands on South Congress. It was a good time, of course - my angel was with me - but never again.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 16, 2017 11:56 PM (6Q+/N) Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:56 PM (CRotO) 678
We have achieved orbital speed! No longer a need for content! We are free of the COB tyranny. Yay! *waves arms frantically in air*
Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 11:57 PM (ro5Th) 679
No word if there will be any T keys left in the White House. And let's hope no one of the departing First Family or bitter-clingers gets the urge to be artistic with the spray paint.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 16, 2017 11:57 PM (0/EIm) 680
All right time to get in some reading and then off to bed. Well, actually, I'm going to read in bed. Well, not really read, but listen to an audiobook.
Anyway, cndolonces for the grieving, and best wishes for Country Boy and goldilocks and others looking for work. Have a good night y'all! Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2017 11:57 PM (GsAUU) 681
Last night folks were talking about favorite John Wayne movies.
Big Jake is on the Grit Channel right now. It's about half over. Posted by: Bill R. at January 16, 2017 11:57 PM (jKUeC) 682
, Texas is one that lacks it).
I have found Texas to be rather prudish when it comes to alcohol. Mixed with a bit of progressive overregulation. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 16, 2017 11:57 PM (dnWSK) 683
*smiles* @ SMFH.
How's Central Texas, these days? First fog-free day in a week here on the island! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2017 11:58 PM (v5iqM) Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:58 PM (CRotO) 685
--I can relate. For almost two years, no work at all except for two brief seasonal gigs with --I am not making this up-- Costco and Liberty Tax Service.
Posted by: logprof --------------- Ugh. I actually know the guy that started Liberty. John Hewitt was forced out of Jackson-Hewitt, then formed Liberty, and effectively (if not literally?) shut down JH. Their business model is not exactly ethical, but it's certainly profitable. Posted by: Chi at January 16, 2017 11:58 PM (eiebj) 686
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 16, 2017 11:56 PM (J5mC3)
Yeah take ALL those sites/Tubes with massive grains of salt. LOL I don't think I outed myself, I don't post on GLP but I'm familiar with it as my cousin showed me it. It reminds me of the horde if half of us lost our minds or started taking psychedelics and bought in to almost all conspiracy theories. Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 11:58 PM (nDcc3) 687
Now the asshole Uresti from San Antonio is trying to push the smoking age to 21 statewide. "For the chillins".
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 16, 2017 11:59 PM (dnWSK) 688
Fog was here for days also, Jim...nice to see the sun again.
brb...grab something from Whattaburger. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:59 PM (CRotO) 689
670. These f*ckers are planning, once again, to lock up rush hour traffic, as they did in the days after the election. Greg Casar - city council member who is about as close to a living, breathing maoist as I've ever seen - is using all this to set himself up for the mayorship. I think he's got a shot at it, too.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 16, 2017 11:59 PM (6Q+/N) Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 17, 2017 12:00 AM (J5mC3) 691
It reminds me of the horde if half of us lost our minds or started
taking psychedelics and bought in to almost all conspiracy theories..." IF? What do you mean if? Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 12:00 AM (ro5Th) 692
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 16, 2017 11:59 PM (6Q+/N)
--- Different atmosphere up here, Palp. More of a celebratory mood. Posted by: SMFH at January 17, 2017 12:00 AM (CRotO) 693
Miley, people read the content??
Just got home from work. *thud* Why do people take a My Life doll out of its box and then purloin the clothes from the doll? I left it for day shift to figure out. Posted by: Anna Puma at January 16, 2017 11:54 PM (0/EIm) I do read content, but then I have to choose between reading it all and missing Horde snark. It's a quandary, I tell ya! Regarding your question, it gave me a twitch. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2017 12:01 AM (tHwdc) 694
Would be great showmanship if Kanye was a surprise musical act at the inauguration after all the shit talking the MSM has done about how "nobody" is playing for Trump.
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at January 17, 2017 12:01 AM (Iy6JT) 695
Hi Logprof-
Last job was temp to hire, which worked out, so am not averse to temp opportunities, we will see. Thanks for well wishes. Real positive thoughts and prayers to everyone in tough situations, especially those with ill or recently passed loved ones. This site brings a lot of perspective, as well as amusement/diversion. My situation is (hopefully) temporary and not tragic or catastrophic, relatively speaking, in the grand scheme of things. Now I am off to count my blessings... Posted by: Goldilocks at January 17, 2017 12:01 AM (pOgVG) 696
LOL I don't think I outed myself, I don't post on GLP but I'm familiar
with it as my cousin showed me it. It reminds me of the horde if half of us lost our minds or started taking psychedelics and bought in to almost all conspiracy theories. --- I think GLP is highly entertaining. Like Ancient Aliens and Coast to Coast am. From what I hear, these sites are always active with the party that is NOT in power. So.. GLP etc. should be going libtard soon. Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 17, 2017 12:02 AM (J5mC3) 697
Goodnight all, thanks for the great chat tonight.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 17, 2017 12:02 AM (u8kLQ) 698
I was thinking "everything that isn't nailed down."
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 16, 2017 11:51 PM (J5mC3) Moochelle had a problem with giving away items to her friends for a while, it was supposed to have been sorted out with the National Park Service, but I do wonder how much went away and never came back. Another rumor is that the first couple tended to engage in screaming fights and many an antique was destroyed as an underline to an emphatic point, supposedly at the wrong end of a golf club, but who knows. I hope the first family had to sign an inventory upon moving in after the Clinton's stealing jag, but probably that was probably nixed by EO. Scummy scummy people. Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2017 12:02 AM (WlUkp) Posted by: Chi at January 17, 2017 12:03 AM (eiebj) 700
Whelp I hope the current first family do take all of the artwork and etc. acquired in the last 8 years. Don't care if things were donated or taxpayers paid the artists, we the taxpayers will have to pay for storage in some form for anything the historic precedent family doesn't take so let them deal with it.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 17, 2017 12:04 AM (Jen0I) 701
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 17, 2017 12:02 AM (J5mC3)
The site is just..........weird. I'm glad these people have an outlet to vent their theories, could be dangerous if they didn't. I doubt the site goes libtard, doesn't seem that way. Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 17, 2017 12:04 AM (nDcc3) 702
Today, the strangest thing happened. One of my clients, a business owner who is also a pretty effing brilliant inventor, sent me alink to a video about Nestle. The video was creepy insofar that Nestle wants to take over the water supplies of the world. It was actually a speech from Nestle's CEO. However, the video is hosted on a conspiracy type group-- very Coast to Coast am-like, which is surprising. The site also seems to lean a bit right. But definitely NOT left. Which I find kind of strange, since statistically, the industry this guy is in pretty much guarantees he's a liberal. Also, Nestle CEO is Swiss eyeliner Dr. Evil and very scary. Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 16, 2017 11:49 PM (J5mC3) Lefties are pissed at Nestle because of the water thing too. Nestle just signed a deal with a city in Michigan to get municipal water to use for bottling. The lefties are all pissed off because that water should be going to the citizens of Flint instead of Nestle. Nevermind that the city is over 100 miles from Flint, and there is no pipeline to Flint. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at January 17, 2017 12:04 AM (1JnAL) Posted by: Malcolm Tent at January 17, 2017 12:05 AM (YMQt3) 704
433 There's an Andy Reid 'timeout' in here somewhere.
Pats are alive. Axe me how the New England Patriots will do... Posted by: micky at January 16, 2017 10:58 PM (o5vMc) If the Steelers new facility maintenance guy has anything to say about it the Patriots will do very well. https://tinyurl.com/hq4hkq9 Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2017 12:05 AM (cAnNx) 705
"Moochelle had a problem with giving away items"
It's sure lucky Hillary didn't win. She would have been really pissed if all the good stuff was gone when she got to the WH. Trump, on the other hand, will probably have everything replaced with solid gold stuff at his own expense, so it won't really matter. Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 12:05 AM (ro5Th) 706
Trump should have a garage sale to help the national debt on all the things Gaylord might leave behind. Including all the new art for the White House.
Oh ... *taps chin* What a delicious idea. Have George W. Bush do Gaylord's official portrait. Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2017 12:05 AM (0/EIm) 707
There is a stank on GrubHub. Their CEO, seems like forever ago now, more or less told any and all Trump supporters in his employ to quit.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 17, 2017 12:06 AM (H5rtT) 708
"Back in 2015, Lohan volunteered with Syrian refugees in Turkey and recently made the decision to uproot her life to Dubai following an interview with Haber Lurk where she admitted to feeling "unsaf" in the United States.
The actress discussed feeling like "an outsider" and relating to Muslim women based on her notion of being different. Lohan said she was allegedly attacked by paparazzi in 2015 when she was seen holding a Quran given to her by close friends from London and Saudi Arabia. "They crucified me for [practicing] it in America. They made me seem like Satan; I was a bad person for holding the Quran. I'm so happy to have left and gone back to London after that because I felt so unsafe in my own country," she said in the interview. "This is my belief . . . if this is something I want to learn then this is my personal will, it's not for you to express," she added." http://tinyurl.com/hm9bwk8 Madonna, Miley Cyrus, Lena Dunham, Whoopsie Goldberg, Rosie O'Donnell, Samantha B, I think Lindsey's onto something. You should follow suit. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 17, 2017 12:09 AM (Nwg0u) 709
671 Is Zombie going to the Inaugural to photograph the freaks?
Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2017 11:55 PM (XoldI) She tends to photograph the goingson in San Fran. I'm sure the protests there are going to be over the top. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at January 17, 2017 12:09 AM (1JnAL) 710
"Beyonce Admits She was Possessed by the Devil"
--- "Was"? Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:56 PM (CRotO) Like, a succubus? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2017 12:09 AM (tHwdc) 711
Ok, I am on break. What did you people do? I saw something about the N word getting thrown?
I did not know narcolepsey was that big a problem. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2017 12:10 AM (M3Kbo) 712
We have achieved orbital speed! No longer a need for
content! We are free of the COB tyranny. Yay! *waves arms frantically in air* Posted by: Ruthless at January 16, 2017 11:57 PM (ro5Th) Are those....stick arms? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2017 12:10 AM (tHwdc) 713
Wait a minute... Beyonce sucks a bus?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2017 12:10 AM (0/EIm) 714
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at January 17, 2017 12:04 AM (1JnAL)
Nestle is pumping ground water in Osceola Township. They're asking to increase the amount they pump. I don't know if they have been approved to do it yet. Posted by: Bill R. at January 17, 2017 12:10 AM (jKUeC) 715
Like, a succubus?
-- Nothing that entertaining. Basically, she's too "reserved" to be a good performer, so "Sasha" takes over for her. on stage. Possesses her. Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 17, 2017 12:12 AM (J5mC3) 716
I think Lindsey's onto something. You should follow suit. Take off to the great white north. Take off, it's a beauty when you go. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2017 12:12 AM (IqV8l) 717
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 17, 2017 12:12 AM (J5mC3) Oh for the love of........what a stupid statement. Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 17, 2017 12:14 AM (nDcc3) 718
I did not know narcolepsey was that big a problem. Posted by: Aetius451AD Looks like a job for My Pillow! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2017 12:14 AM (IqV8l) 719
Yet another reason why I don't pay attention to pop singers. They be cray-cray to da max.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2017 12:15 AM (0/EIm) 720
I had to look up what a candlestick phone is. Neat to know.
I'm not all that old, so you must be really young. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 17, 2017 12:16 AM (IcT7t) Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 17, 2017 12:17 AM (IcT7t) 722
I hope Lindsay knows they like to kill people that leave their religion.
Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2017 12:17 AM (cAnNx) 723
Yet another reason why I don't pay attention to pop singers. They be cray-cray to da max.
-- So, who is crazier: a pop singer or a run of the mill stripper? Show your work. Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 17, 2017 12:17 AM (J5mC3) 724
720
I had to look up what a candlestick phone is. Neat to know. I'm not all that old, so you must be really young." Well, I must be TOO old because I had to look it up, too. In my day we had to use tin cans and string. Now get off my lawn. Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 12:17 AM (ro5Th) 725
Lindsay, "Leaving my religion... *blam*"
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2017 12:18 AM (0/EIm) 726
Nothing that entertaining.
Basically, she's too "reserved" to be a good performer, so "Sasha" takes over for her. on stage. Possesses her. - The Devil made her do it. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 17, 2017 12:19 AM (Nwg0u) 727
Bless your heart.
Posted by: Chi at January 17, 2017 12:03 AM (eiebj) Close, but no cigar. I could use a good cigar to go with this bourbon. And this nice fire. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2017 12:20 AM (tHwdc) 728
brb...grab something from Whattaburger.
#5, no onions, add green chile, sweet tea for the drink, please! Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 17, 2017 12:21 AM (IcT7t) 729
Oh ... *taps chin* What a delicious idea. Have George W. Bush do Gaylord's official portrait.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2017 12:05 AM (0/EIm) Oh Anna, how deliciously evil! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2017 12:22 AM (tHwdc) 730
Well, I must be TOO old because I had to look it up, too. In my day we had to use tin cans and string. Now get off my lawn.
Darn, now I'll never figure out how you keep it so green. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 17, 2017 12:22 AM (IcT7t) 731
"Darn, now I'll never figure out how you keep it so green."
Scott's for the win. No need to thank me. Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 12:24 AM (ro5Th) Posted by: Debbie (post-Dallas) at January 17, 2017 12:24 AM (iKu60) 733
My new wakeup time for lifting is 04:34, up before the enemy, haven't started it yet but for how my days are structured and wanting to be around in the evenings for my family it's going to have to be done that way.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 11:45 PM (nDcc3) I've been going thru the pros and cons of night vs. morning and can't make up my mind. If I can do 6am, I like that but then I'm tired afterwards and don't seem to get much done, and would need to nap before work. Had decided on going tonight, but my brain/body/yawns started telling me otherwise, so we'll see. Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 12:26 AM (Jcg9Q) 734
Scott's for the win. No need to thank me.
Tried that. The grass just died where I left the bags. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 17, 2017 12:26 AM (IcT7t) 735
"where I left the bags"
Well I think I may see the problem. Did you leave the fertilizer IN the bags? That would be problematic for the grass. You know, make it pine for the fjords and all like that. Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 12:28 AM (ro5Th) 736
was the site GLP?
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 11:51 PM (nDcc3) I love that site. Even just reading the thread titles provide this boy mucho entertainment. "I am the spawn of Satan. Ask me anything." Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 12:29 AM (Jcg9Q) 737
Well I think I may see the problem. Did you leave the fertilizer IN the bags? That would be problematic for the grass. You know, make it pine for the fjords and all like that.
I leave tea in the bags, that seems to work. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 17, 2017 12:29 AM (IcT7t) 738
John Lewis deserves all the criticism he receives and the admiration for what he did many years ago.
- Many years ago, John McCain did good things. These last few decades, not so much. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 17, 2017 12:30 AM (Nwg0u) 739
"I leave tea in the bags, that seems to work."
Well, sure, I can see that if it's green tea. But black tea, nah. Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 12:30 AM (ro5Th) 740
Hey, we're having a serious discussion of lawn maintenance here. What's with all this political talk? McCain who?
Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 12:31 AM (ro5Th) 741
I have found Texas to be rather prudish when it comes to alcohol. Mixed with a bit of progressive overregulation.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 16, 2017 11:57 PM (dnWSK) Really? Other than the no buying booze on Sunday outside of restaurants/bars, I haven't seen that at all. Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 12:32 AM (Jcg9Q) 742
"where I left the bags"
Well I think I may see the problem. Did you leave the fertilizer IN the bags? That would be problematic for the grass. You know, make it pine for the fjords and all like that. - Had a similar problem with my doctor. She told me to watch what I eat. I watched the hell out of it. Didn't do a damn bit of good. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at January 17, 2017 12:33 AM (Nwg0u) 743
Close, but no cigar.
I could use a good cigar to go with this bourbon. And this nice fire. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess ---------------- Don't remind me. I was mad at myself because I forgot to buy a cigar to watch Columbo with last night. We're down to 8pm Sundays only, and I wanted to have a stogie with the one-eyed fogie. Posted by: Chi at January 17, 2017 12:33 AM (eiebj) 744
LOL I don't think I outed myself, I don't post on GLP but I'm familiar with it as my cousin showed me it. It reminds me of the horde if half of us lost our minds or started taking psychedelics and bought in to almost all conspiracy theories.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 16, 2017 11:58 PM (nDcc3) The emojis, or emoticons, of whatever you call those things on GLP are freakin' hilarious. Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 12:34 AM (Jcg9Q) 745
Am I a bad person because I didn't know who John Lewis was two days ago and now that I know, I still pretty much don't care who he is?
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at January 17, 2017 12:35 AM (YMQt3) 746
"Didn't do a damn bit of good."
But did you watch it or did it watch you? In Russia, food watches you, I've heard. Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 12:35 AM (ro5Th) 747
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 12:34 AM (Jcg9Q) THe Jim Carrey one gets me everytime Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 17, 2017 12:35 AM (nDcc3) 748
These f*ckers are planning, once again, to lock up rush hour traffic, as they did in the days after the election. Greg Casar - city council member who is about as close to a living, breathing maoist as I've ever seen - is using all this to set himself up for the mayorship. I think he's got a shot at it, too.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 16, 2017 11:59 PM (6Q+/N) Wouldn't that just be pissing off mostly their own kind? Not that I'd care, just sayin'. Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 12:35 AM (Jcg9Q) 749
What kind of bourbon, btw?
Still on Dickel? I was thinking of springing for Bulleit, but if you have a favorite... Posted by: Chi at January 17, 2017 12:36 AM (eiebj) 750
Wouldn't that just be pissing off mostly their own kind? Not that I'd care, just sayin'.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 12:35 AM (Jcg9Q) ====== They would be pissing off people who work, so probably not. Posted by: Flyboy at January 17, 2017 12:37 AM (qXaHV) Posted by: TexasDan at January 17, 2017 12:39 AM (TqXWc) 752
So, who is crazier: a pop singer or a run of the mill stripper?
Show your work. Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 17, 2017 12:17 AM (J5mC3) Pop singer. Because they have an entourage of people that will continue to feed their insanity. Eventually a stripper is going to have to tone it down because guys will take the one that looks less psycho for a lap dance. Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2017 12:40 AM (cAnNx) Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 12:40 AM (OhOyF) 754
...and I wanted to have a stogie with the one-eyed fogie.
Posted by: Chi at January 17, 2017 12:33 AM (eiebj) --- So that's what it's called nowadays... Posted by: SMFH at January 17, 2017 12:41 AM (CRotO) 755
Well it's been loads of fun but my warm and comfy bed is calling me. When I awake it will be just three days until Trump is our President. It's just like waiting for Christmas, only without the tree and lights and all. I haven't been this excited since, well, I better not tell you about that. Good night.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 12:41 AM (ro5Th) Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 12:43 AM (Jcg9Q) 757
...and I wanted to have a stogie with the one-eyed fogie.
Posted by: Chi at January 17, 2017 12:33 AM (eiebj) --- "So that's what it's called nowadays..." -Posted by: SMFH at January 17, 2017 12:41 AM (CRotO) IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE HE MIGHT BE TALKING ABOUT HIS PENIS. Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 17, 2017 12:43 AM (6gk0M) 758
So that's what it's called nowadays...
Posted by: SMFH at January 17, 2017 12:41 AM (CRotO) Damn, Whattaburger sounds really good about now. Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 12:43 AM (Jcg9Q) 759
So that's what it's called nowadays...
Posted by: SMFH ----------- Well, I can't get my hands on any Kona Kind, so... Posted by: Chi at January 17, 2017 12:43 AM (eiebj) 760
Posted by: SMFH at January 17, 2017 12:41 AM (CRotO)
Sounds like a new gay sex act. Anyone know where zombie is? He/She has been to Folsom Street Fair, if it exists it's there. Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 17, 2017 12:45 AM (nDcc3) 761
I was mad at myself because I forgot to buy a cigar to watch Columbo with last night.
We're down to 8pm Sundays only, and I wanted to have a stogie with the one-eyed fogie. Posted by: Chi at January 17, 2017 12:33 AM (eiebj) Let's have a remote Columbo date on Sunday. I'll buy one too. Not a stogie, but something pleasant. Don't let me forget. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2017 12:47 AM (tHwdc) 762
Nestle is pumping ground water in Osceola Township. They're asking to increase the amount they pump. I don't know if they have been approved to do it yet.
Posted by: Bill R. at January 17, 2017 12:10 AM (jKUeC) Yep. And the lefties are bitching about it because "FLINT!!" Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at January 17, 2017 12:47 AM (1JnAL) Posted by: The Political Hat at January 17, 2017 12:50 AM (vBeA5) 764
Am I a bad person because I didn't know who John
Lewis was two days ago and now that I know, I still pretty much don't care who he is? Posted by: Malcolm Tent at January 17, 2017 12:35 AM (YMQt3) No, you're just deplorable. Am I a bad person because I've heard enough about John Lewis today to figuratively strangle the next person who mentions his name? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2017 12:50 AM (tHwdc) 765
The popular "Utopia" brand of bottled water, is nothing but filtered San Antonio tap water.
That's not an insult though. San Antonio draws water from the limestone Edwards Aquifer, some of the tastiest water in the USA. Sifting out some of the kidney stone solids, is nothing but a bonus in my book. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2017 12:51 AM (v5iqM) 766
For a real good laugh look up Alex Jones picture he uses for twitter.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 17, 2017 12:52 AM (nDcc3) 767
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2017 12:50 AM (tHwdc)
John. Lewis. Your move. *stares intensely* Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 17, 2017 12:53 AM (nDcc3) 768
A few thread titles from Godlike Productions tonight:
"Fat Lady Has To Be Towed By A Truck" "NASA To Explore Space Rock Worth So Much Money It Would DESTROY World Economy" "I Don't Trust Machines" "I Am The Tsar Of Russia" "A New Bikini Wax Business Opened Up Where I Live - It Must Be A Growing Business" "Enjoy White Languages While You Can. Because They Won't Be Around For Long." "You're A F***ing Ugly Bitch" "Can You Eat Pop Tarts Raw?" "Our Creators Will Appear In The Sky For Inauguration Day. The Day Has Arrived." "I Just Ate 10 Hershey's Kisses. Will I Gain Weight And Become Fat?" And so on. Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 12:53 AM (Jcg9Q) 769
Well, comments are dying off, and I see that "Shadrach" is starting in a minute.
I caught a few bits & pieces of it the other day, and it looked like a good story. Besides, it's close to the time that I may get in trouble (or at least bore y'all), so - mostly lurk mode engaged. Posted by: Chi at January 17, 2017 12:54 AM (eiebj) 770
LOL CB!
Posted by: SMFH at January 17, 2017 12:54 AM (CRotO) 771
What kind of bourbon, btw?
Still on Dickel? I was thinking of springing for Bulleit, but if you have a favorite... Posted by: Chi at January 17, 2017 12:36 AM (eiebj) Dickel's gone, sadly. I still had $50 on my gift card, so I wandered down to the ABC yesterday. I was eyeing the Bulleit (is it really smoky?) but ended up going with Larceny, 92 proof. Smooth, a little oakey. Nice tingle when it goes down. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2017 12:55 AM (tHwdc) 772
Babes from Tokyo auto show:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jphnkd2 Ads at site are NSFW. Posted by: The Political Hat at January 17, 2017 12:50 AM (vBeA5) Cues up "My Woman From Tokyo." Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 12:56 AM (Jcg9Q) 773
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 12:53 AM (Jcg9Q)
I love GLP just for the thread titles. Night Chi! Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 17, 2017 12:56 AM (nDcc3) 774
Wouldn't that just be pissing off mostly their own kind? Not that I'd care, just sayin'.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 12:35 AM (Jcg9Q) Doesn't matter. Lefties don't ever see "cause and effect" on anything they do. Soda pop taxes? Well, everyone will still buy the same amount of pop in the locality, so we are going to get millions of dollars. My town decided to jack up admissions taxes and facilities fees onto tickets that the minor league sports teams thinking that they were going to be swimming in the money. All 3 teams left town because the taxes/fees amounted to an about 40% sales tax, and they still thought the teams owners were "greedy" for not wanting to pay a 40% sales tax. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at January 17, 2017 12:58 AM (1JnAL) Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2017 12:59 AM (tHwdc) 776
Miley,
Don't know if ABC sells it in your market, but it's damn good, and what I'm sippin. Tom Sims. Straight Kentucky Whiskey, aged 4 yrs. 1.75 ml., out the door price w/ tax, $20.45 And, it's GOOD. Very similar to Jim Beam in profile, but very much smoother in the bargain. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2017 12:59 AM (v5iqM) 777
Yep. And the lefties are bitching about it because "FLINT!!"
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at January 17, 2017 12:47 AM (1JnAL) Yeah. I'm against it because they're asking to double their production but even if they stopped pumping water it wouldn't fix Flint's problems. Posted by: Bill R. at January 17, 2017 12:59 AM (jKUeC) 778
It's just like waiting for Christmas, only without
the tree and lights and all. I haven't been this excited since, well, I better not tell you about that. Good night. Posted by: Ruthless at January 17, 2017 12:41 AM (ro5Th) Oh yes! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2017 12:59 AM (tHwdc) 779
Neocon Bush National Security hacks who signed NeverTrump letter after his nomination have Teh Sadzz because Trump isn't ringing their phones with job offers.
How are they going to get those wars going around the globe if there isn't an "experienced expert" to feed Trump sketchy intel from the CIA? Never Trump national security Republicans fear they have been blacklisted http://tinyurl.com/zffuv28 Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2017 01:03 AM (Ya7zs) Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 17, 2017 01:03 AM (Jcg9Q) 781
Sifting out some of the kidney stone solids, is nothing but a bonus in my book.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2017 12:51 AM (v5iqM) Oh FFS, PLEASE filter out the stuff of kidney stones!!!!!!! Good gawd, I've never suffered like that in my life. The morphine was good, though. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2017 01:03 AM (tHwdc) 782
I got a job today...driving for Uber.
So wasn't me. Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 10:00 PM (CRotO) Congratulations, SMFH. May not be a huge income, but it gets you into circulation. I know of one other occasional Moron who drives for both Uber and Lyft. Apparently neither company minds if you also drive for the competition. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2017 01:04 AM (bG+ug) 783
711 Ok, I am on break. What did you people do? I saw something about the N word getting thrown?
I did not know narcolepsey was that big a problem. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2017 12:10 AM (M3Kbo) It was 'Negativity'. Always with the Negative brain waves! Posted by: Odd Ball at January 17, 2017 01:05 AM (Fv5N5) 784
Here's what's going in the flask for skiing Wed and Thu:
Los Cantilas 1905 Blanco. A bacanora, 100 percent agave. Cannot get bacanora here in CO since the Ciela Roja quit getting sold. This Los Cantilas was never sold here. Will stock up when down in AZ in March. Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 17, 2017 01:06 AM (U6f54) 785
Let's have a remote Columbo date on Sunday. I'll buy one too. Not a stogie, but something pleasant. Don't let me forget.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess ------------- That's sounds like a WINNING idea. I'm hitting the smoke shack tomorrow anyway. And probably the ABC store. I'll have to look for Jim's 'Tom Sims' & check for anything new. (I saw a new Va made bottle last time - Ironclad. Anyone tried it?) Posted by: Chi at January 17, 2017 01:06 AM (eiebj) 786
785. I second the Tom Sim's recommendation. Jim was dead-on right - a good and very cost-effective drop. Not watery, good body and very smooth.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 01:08 AM (1/Nml) 787
John.
Lewis. Your move. *stares intensely* Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 17, 2017 12:53 AM (nDcc3) <throttles thathalfrican like Homer laying into Bart> Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2017 01:08 AM (tHwdc) 788
Don't know if ABC sells it in your market, but it's damn good, and what I'm sippin.
Tom Sims. Straight Kentucky Whiskey, aged 4 yrs. 1.75 ml., out the door price w/ tax, $20.45 And, it's GOOD. Very similar to Jim Beam in profile, but very much smoother in the bargain. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2017 12:59 AM (v5iqM) I'll be on the lookout, Jim. Thanks for the tip! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2017 01:11 AM (tHwdc) 789
AOP, SMFH,
I use Lyft on occasion - every single driver I've met is driving a brand new car, and say they're making $700 & up working a few hours nightly. Many say they bought the new car with the Lyft paychecks. I hear that Uber pays better, but Lyft is cheaper for the customer. But, every single one of them has said they been doing it for weeks, or 2 months at best. Never met a driver that is a long termer. Posted by: Chi at January 17, 2017 01:11 AM (eiebj) 790
Night all.
Here is "Edward the Mad Shirt Grinder" by Quicksilver Messenger Service: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHbA7D60XkI Posted by: The Political Hat at January 17, 2017 01:12 AM (vBeA5) 791
In a shocking oversight, Cora Segal's feet (aka Trigglypuff) have not yet been rated by wikifeet.com.
Posted by: Moron News Service, Book Review, &a Timing Association at January 16, 2017 10:10 PM (DMUuz) They probably embed ankle-deep in any surface she walks upon, thus unavailable for rating. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2017 01:12 AM (bG+ug) 792
But I'll give you a little help. I have a vanilla pudding cup right here.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 16, 2017 10:53 PM (tHwdc) Just one cup? Or two? Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, even though they are WINNERS! at January 17, 2017 01:13 AM (8iiMU) 793
In a shocking oversight, Cora Segal's feet (aka Trigglypuff) have not yet been rated by wikifeet.com.
Posted by: Moron News Service, Book Review, &a Timing Association at January 16, 2017 10:10 PM (DMUuz) They probably embed ankle-deep in any surface she walks upon, thus unavailable for rating. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2017 01:12 AM (bG+ug) Any one who gets close enough to take a good look is sucked in by her gravitational field... and can't escape. Posted by: The Anti-Gravitational Hat at January 17, 2017 01:14 AM (vBeA5) 794
I second the Tom Sim's recommendation. Jim was
dead-on right - a good and very cost-effective drop. Not watery, good body and very smooth. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 01:08 AM (1/Nml) That clinches it - Chi, let me know if you find it at the ABC. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2017 01:14 AM (tHwdc) 795
Uncle Palp
I'm duly honored by your seconding of my suggestion. Cheers! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2017 01:16 AM (v5iqM) 796
Just one cup? Or two?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, even though they are WINNERS! at January 17, 2017 01:13 AM (8iiMU) I think one would suffice. But I'll give it some thought. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2017 01:18 AM (tHwdc) 797
All hail Barack Obama... The 12th Imam... The bringer of Helter Skelter
Posted by: Charlie Manson at January 17, 2017 01:20 AM (DpOmP) 798
My friends, we have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House.
Posted by: John McCain at January 17, 2017 01:21 AM (DpOmP) 799
So Trump isn't satisfied with simply trashing our current intelligence analysts - now he's also busy blasting conservative career intelligence experts.
I don't like saying it but I see McCain and friends totally destroying Trump by next January if he can't learn to control his mouth. Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 17, 2017 01:21 AM (U2lf4) 800
Bill, I thought I told you to take out the trash. Do it. Now.
Posted by: Mrs. Bill Wynn, Duchess of the Deplorable Chamber of Commerce at January 17, 2017 01:23 AM (tHwdc) 801
Bill, we note your "concern".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2017 01:23 AM (tOcW/) 802
That can't be the real Bill, can it?
(Hash is new for this thread) It's going to be an early night. Posted by: Chi at January 17, 2017 01:24 AM (eiebj) 803
I drove for Uber for a little while.
Buy a spray called Ozium and keep it in a driver compartment. If you have a smelly customer, use it after you are away. About 60 seconds with the windows down will take away the stank of a heavy smoker. Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 17, 2017 01:26 AM (VdICR) 804
*waves at Fenelon
I tried to bait some of the Morons into asking you to "show us your boobies" yesterday, but Chis Taylor spoiled it... Posted by: Chi at January 17, 2017 01:26 AM (eiebj) Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2017 01:28 AM (cAnNx) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2017 01:30 AM (tOcW/) 807
799. Gonna be an early year, eh?
It's hard to tell whether this is a spoof/sock or not. At a certain point, parody becomes impossible. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 01:30 AM (1/Nml) 808
Things I'm pretty sure John McCain won't do to Trump no matter what:
1. Send out nasty tweets. 2. Put him down on his blog. 3. Shoot him. 4. Punch him. 5. Launch a bomb/strafe mission from USS Forrestal. Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 17, 2017 01:32 AM (H5rtT) 809
And Chi, Chris Taylor needs to run with the joke. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2017 01:34 AM (tOcW/) 810
I don't like saying it but I see McCain and friends totally destroying Trump by next January if he can't learn to control his mouth.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 17, 2017 01:21 AM (U2lf4) Trump is down 6 points in the latest McCain poll, going to be an early night. Posted by: Future Bill Wynn, swearsie at January 17, 2017 01:34 AM (Ojki1) 811
G'night everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 17, 2017 01:35 AM (IcT7t) 812
Always happy to show boobies, chi :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2017 01:30 AM (tOcW/) I've heard of these magnificent boobies, Fen, and they do not disappoint. Posted by: Mrs. Bill Wynn, Duchess of the Deplorable Chamber of Commerce at January 17, 2017 01:36 AM (tHwdc) 813
Luckily, Fen, his comment was at the end of a thread, so I hope you'll still get requests.
Posted by: Chi at January 17, 2017 01:36 AM (eiebj) 814
Nestle is pumping ground water in Osceola Township.
They're asking to increase the amount they pump. I don't know if they have been approved to do it yet. Posted by: Bill R. at January 17, 2017 12:10 AM (jKUeC) Yeah, saw that story too. They want to increase to 400gpm.As long as they continue the monitoring, and the aquifer is sufficently replenished, it's probably not a big deal. Heck, the steel mills in Gary suck out FAR more water out of the Lake for cooling.I'm down in Ottawa Co. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, even though they are WINNERS! at January 17, 2017 01:36 AM (8iiMU) 815
My guess is we're in timeout due to last nights raucous lobbying for an accounting of the banning that we shall speak of no more forever.
Crap, I spoke of it. Gotta remember to grab a taco bowl Friday. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 17, 2017 01:37 AM (FtrY1) 816
Thursday she worked the newspaper crossword puzzle, completely and without error, I thought she was coming back. Friday she never awoke, but was peaceful and content in her sleep. We spent the day yesterday playing her favorite operas and popular music, hoping she could hear it. I like to think she could.
Sorry for the ramble, I know it is something we all must go through, or have already. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2017 11:00 PM (v9d0Z) My condolences, Jinx. She sounds like she was a great lady. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2017 01:37 AM (bG+ug) 817
/off with the Mrs. sock
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2017 01:37 AM (tHwdc) Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2017 01:38 AM (v5iqM) 819
When I said "and they're spectacular" I was met with "what/when did I miss this?!?" and "this never happened!"
Posted by: Chi at January 17, 2017 01:38 AM (eiebj) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2017 01:39 AM (tOcW/) 821
819 When I said "and they're spectacular" I was met with "what/when did I miss this?!?" and "this never happened!"
Posted by: Chi at January 17, 2017 01:38 AM (eiebj) --- I saw that...you were damn near lynched. "SHE DID NOT!" Posted by: SMFH at January 17, 2017 01:40 AM (CRotO) Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2017 01:42 AM (tHwdc) 823
Read that lefties are encouraging other lefties to tune their TVs to any channel, not covering the inauguration on Friday, to influence ratings. They are batshit crazy.
Posted by: Pet Pal at January 16, 2017 11:13 PM (d5ANE) And that is all kinds of stupid. Broadcasts of that nature aren't ratings-driven in any way. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2017 01:43 AM (bG+ug) 824
niters Miley.
Posted by: SMFH at January 17, 2017 01:43 AM (CRotO) 825
Goodnight, SMFH!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2017 01:46 AM (tHwdc) 826
We on the southern end of our shared border feel your pain.
However, that does not mean we are keeping Justin Bieber. Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 16, 2017 11:21 PM (lQqij) Feel free to trade him to Iran for a hostage, and two draft picks to be named later. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2017 01:47 AM (bG+ug) 827
Posted by: SMFH at January 17, 2017 01:40 AM (CRotO)
I think Chi probably enjoyed pulling people's legs Since it's almost 2;00 in the morning here. I'll let you guys in a secret. One of these days I'll post my "rack" and catch out some more people. ;^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2017 01:47 AM (tOcW/) 828
Oh, I like this...
http://tinyurl.com/gr8qr2d --- Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9uizdKZAGE Posted by: SMFH at January 17, 2017 01:48 AM (CRotO) 829
<pops head back into thread>
Very impressive - 826 and it's not even 2 am. On a Monday night, too. I think the Horde does very well with punishment. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2017 01:49 AM (tHwdc) 830
Since it's almost 2;00 in the morning here. I'll let you guys in a secret. One of these days I'll post my "rack" and catch out some more people. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2017 01:47 AM (tOcW/) --- And the HQ will never be the same...LOL Posted by: SMFH at January 17, 2017 01:49 AM (CRotO) 831
lol Miley.
Posted by: SMFH at January 17, 2017 01:49 AM (CRotO) 832
The word?
wut? Posted by: SMFH at January 16, 2017 11:28 PM (CRotO) (whispers) "Eisenbahnknotenpunkt" Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2017 01:50 AM (bG+ug) Posted by: SMFH at January 17, 2017 01:51 AM (CRotO) 834
I think Chi probably enjoyed pulling people's legs -------------------- Of course I did! I started It during a discussion of the upcoming feminist march. Someone said that we needed signs saying "show us your tits" & I just rolled with it. I'm goofy. Sue me. (And I can't wait to see your rack) Posted by: Chi at January 17, 2017 01:52 AM (eiebj) Posted by: SMFH at January 17, 2017 01:54 AM (CRotO) 836
My rack is nit very impressive. Nice color though, Kind of like boobies. ;^)
paying for your mom. Chi I am glad you got job driving for Uber. SMFH. Goodnight. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2017 01:56 AM (tOcW/) 837
nit=not
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2017 01:56 AM (tOcW/) 838
835
FENELON IS GONNA SHOW THE HORDE HER RACK!!! ***Exclusively at AoSHQ*** **One Night Only** Posted by: SMFH at January 17, 2017 01:54 AM (CRotO) THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE ARE AT LEAST SEVEN DEFINITIONS FOR THE WORD "RACK", AND WE ARE THINKING OF ONE IN PARTICULAR! Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 17, 2017 01:58 AM (8iiMU) Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 17, 2017 01:58 AM (H5rtT) 840
My Mom is not a whore, Pastor!
Posted by: Chi at January 17, 2017 01:58 AM (eiebj) 841
At least the kid actually wants to earn his DL:
http://tinyurl.com/jb8vw7b Nice to see that some kids actually do want to drive. Posted by: SMFH at January 17, 2017 01:58 AM (CRotO) 842
Niters Fen
Posted by: SMFH at January 17, 2017 01:59 AM (CRotO) 843
"paying for your mom. Chi"
--- 840 My Mom is not a whore, Pastor! Posted by: Chi -- Can't stop laughing. Posted by: SMFH at January 17, 2017 02:01 AM (CRotO) 844
nite all, been cleaning up fucking water all nite. long day tomorrow. i hate wisconsin.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2017 02:10 AM (KP5rU) 845
Story on Drudge about Obama-lama's new home. 8,200 sq ft and NINE AND A HALF bathrooms!
Shit much? Good grief. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, even though they are WINNERS! at January 17, 2017 02:12 AM (8iiMU) 846
I love Fen to death, SMFH, and appreciate her more than she knows.
I don't know how she tolerates us, TBH. It is just so much fun to goof on her. Posted by: Chi at January 17, 2017 02:12 AM (eiebj) Posted by: SMFH at January 17, 2017 02:13 AM (CRotO) 848
845; mooch uses at least six a day. bet trumps' crew has to deal with some upper deckers when he moves in. i would replace all the shitters in that place.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2017 02:16 AM (KP5rU) 849
" Story on Drudge about Obama-lama's new home. 8,200 sq ft and NINE AND A HALF bathrooms!
Shit much?" And yet they're still full of it, go figure Posted by: FOAF at January 17, 2017 02:37 AM (p0JMG) 850
Are you really supposed to get the teddy in the corner?
Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2017 02:37 AM (qUNWi) 851
7 minutes into the 3 musketeers, already too much Mila. And the poor man's Aragorn actor from the Hobbit is in. Didn't care for him in that, didn't care for Dracula Untold either. Oh and really crappy CGI on a locking mechanism as well. This movie is not starting out well.
Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2017 02:38 AM (cAnNx) 852
Oh and bad CGI water effects.
Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2017 02:42 AM (cAnNx) 853
..This movie is not starting out well.
Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2017 02:38 AM (cAnNx) So you're the alien! The majority of Earth's population; many of which support socialism, communism, islamb, fascism, sodomy and the lash could see that it stunk just from the trailers. Posted by: somejoe at January 17, 2017 02:52 AM (Fv5N5) 854
What movie is Buzzion watching?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2017 02:55 AM (92kX2) 855
So you're the alien!
The majority of Earth's population; many of which support socialism, communism, islamb, fascism, sodomy and the lash could see that it stunk just from the trailers. Posted by: somejoe at January 17, 2017 02:52 AM (Fv5N5) Ahem: 362 Oh God. That Three Musketeers with Mila Jovavich in it has come to Netflix. Dare I watch the trainwreck? Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2017 10:47 PM (cAnNx) Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2017 02:56 AM (cAnNx) 856
Since Neil deGrasse Tyson is getting all weepy about our lack of achievement since the moon landings, could someone please ask him about who, precisely, shut down our space shuttle program?
Does Tyson agree with Obama that NASA's mission is "Muslim outreach?" Posted by: Sam Adams at January 17, 2017 02:59 AM (DbadI) 857
re: Mila Musketeers
Lot of stars in that one. But it sucks, eh? I read some of the plot summary on wikipedia: "In Venice at the beginning of the 17th century, the Three Musketeers, Athos (Matthew Macfadyen), Porthos (Ray Stevenson), and Aramis (Luke Evans), with the help of Athos' longtime lover, Milady de Winter (Milla Jovovich), steal airship blueprints made by Leonardo da Vinci. However, they are betrayed by Milady, who gives the blueprints to the Duke of Buckingham (Orlando Bloom). Upon returning to France, the Musketeers are forced to disband by Cardinal Richelieu (Christoph Waltz) for their failure, and they end up on the streets of Paris." Ok... lot going on there and that is just the first paragraph. Maybe too much. Is it good bad, or just bad bad? Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2017 03:01 AM (92kX2) 858
Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2017 02:56 AM (cAnNx)
You'd think the stank would be off-putting enough. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4j7ggZqbiU Posted by: somejoe at January 17, 2017 03:02 AM (Fv5N5) 859
Oh ... *taps chin* What a delicious idea. Have George W. Bush do Gaylord's official portrait.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2017 12:05 AM (0/EIm) Oh Anna, how deliciously evil! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2017 12:22 AM (tHwdc) Actually, W's not that bad of a painter. He makes beginner's mistakes in composition but he's got a good grasp of form and color, with nicely executed brushwork. His family dog portraits are downright charming--better, in my view, than the series of dog portraits that famous painter David Hockney exhibited six or seven years ago. Not knocking David Hockney, by the way. Hockney's done some amazing work. Just saying Bush is a good amateur. Posted by: troyriser at January 17, 2017 03:02 AM (ZkXe+) 860
856 Since Neil deGrasse Tyson is getting all weepy about our lack of achievement since the moon landings, could someone please ask him about who, precisely, shut down our space shuttle program?
Does Tyson agree with Obama that NASA's mission is "Muslim outreach?" Posted by: Sam Adams at January 17, 2017 02:59 AM (DbadI) The internet, fracking, cell phones, computer advancement. I am as pissed as anyone when it comes to not exploring space, but whose calls were heard about how "We have problems to fix here at home, we do not need to spend money in space?" Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2017 03:03 AM (92kX2) 861
Public Notice:
If you purchase "Shock Top" Ginger Wheat beer, prepare to be beaten about the head and neck with ginger. If you enjoy ginger, be prepared to be beaten about the pallet by that aftertaste. -Zero Stars Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2017 03:05 AM (6gk0M) 862
857 re: Mila Musketeers
Lot of stars in that one. But it sucks, eh? I read some of the plot summary on wikipedia: "In Venice at the beginning of the 17th century, the Three Musketeers, Athos (Matthew Macfadyen), Porthos (Ray Stevenson), and Aramis (Luke Evans), with the help of Athos' longtime lover, Milady de Winter (Milla Jovovich), steal airship blueprints made by Leonardo da Vinci. However, they are betrayed by Milady, who gives the blueprints to the Duke of Buckingham (Orlando Bloom). Upon returning to France, the Musketeers are forced to disband by Cardinal Richelieu (Christoph Waltz) for their failure, and they end up on the streets of Paris." Ok... lot going on there and that is just the first paragraph. Maybe too much. Is it good bad, or just bad bad? Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2017 03:01 AM (92kX2) Yeah, that's about the first 15 - 20 minutes of the movie. The 90's one with Kiefer Sutherland, Charlie Sheen, and Chris O'Donnell is better. Seems to be following the classic storyline like that one did. Right now its more on the bad bad side. Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2017 03:06 AM (cAnNx) 863
-Zero Stars
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2017 03:05 AM (6gk0M) I have not been impressed by any of the shock top I have tried. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2017 03:06 AM (92kX2) 864
Oh God, there's that dipshit that hosts the Late Late Show after Cobert.
Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2017 03:09 AM (cAnNx) 865
The 90's one with Kiefer Sutherland, Charlie Sheen, and Chris O'Donnell is better. Seems to be following the classic storyline like that one did.
Right now its more on the bad bad side. Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2017 03:06 AM (cAnNx) That was a charming movie. The guy who played Rochefort in that one really did well with the role. Tim Curry as Richelieu chewing the scenery into very small bits- and then chewing the bits. Kiefer Sutherland panting so hard in every action scene you wanted to throw nicotine gum at the screen. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2017 03:09 AM (92kX2) Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2017 03:09 AM (cAnNx) 867
"I have not been impressed by any of the shock top I have tried."
-Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2017 03:06 AM (92kX2) I like ginger, but I'm "cutting" it with Budweiser. I'm glad I only bought a six-pack. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2017 03:10 AM (6gk0M) 868
Another alien trait: You think they are dead but they keep on doing what they do.
And Liches, oh and zombies. Oh, and wraiths. Well all the undead types for that matter. And trolls. I don't think I like where this leads... Never mind! Posted by: somejoe at January 17, 2017 03:12 AM (Fv5N5) 869
I like ginger, but I'm "cutting" it with Budweiser. I'm glad I only bought a six-pack.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2017 03:10 AM (6gk0M) I tried a mix that was suggested by one of the red letter media guys: A german grapefruit (it says beer but I would call it a malty beverage) mixed with gin. It had been around 20 years since I had had gin, but it was not bad. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2017 03:12 AM (92kX2) 870
Shock Top "fruits" the beer and I would say that 90% of the time, I don't enjoy that. I figured that the ginger would knock-off that citrus note, but it doesn't and the aftertaste is reminiscent of, say... licking a leather coat, I guess.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2017 03:14 AM (6gk0M) 871
Hell, I'd "cut" this crap with "Miller Lite", it is so bad.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2017 03:20 AM (6gk0M) 872
And there's the stupid airship in a movie set in the 17th century.
Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2017 03:20 AM (cAnNx) 873
I'm going to take Netflix up on their latest Free Month offer. Is there anything he beaten-path that I should be looking for?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2017 03:23 AM (6gk0M) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2017 03:25 AM (6gk0M) 875
William Shatner won't be meddled with
https://youtu.be/XMV1bwXyi54 Similar to Orson Welles, but even better Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 17, 2017 03:25 AM (VdICR) 876
873 I'm going to take Netflix up on their latest Free Month offer. Is there anything he beaten-path that I should be looking for?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2017 03:23 AM (6gk0M Not the Three Musketeers. Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2017 03:26 AM (cAnNx) 877
873 I'm going to take Netflix up on their latest Free Month offer. Is there anything he beaten-path that I should be looking for?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2017 03:23 AM (6gk0M) Do not really know what to add because they will throw a lot at you: Sherlock, if it is up. Daredevil is decent. Archer. Most of their comedy fare is lefty asshats. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2017 03:26 AM (92kX2) 878
Commercial lagers are gross. Dogfish head 90 minute IPA, ftw!
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 03:29 AM (rH4JY) 879
"Not the Three Musketeers."
-Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2017 03:26 AM (cAnNx) *HAH!* I sort-of figured that. *noted* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2017 03:29 AM (6gk0M) 880
Most of their comedy fare is lefty asshats.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2017 03:26 AM (92kX2) Gabriel Iglesias has a new special up. He's pretty much just all comedy and doesn't get all that political. Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2017 03:31 AM (cAnNx) 881
"Commercial lagers are gross. Dogfish head 90 minute IPA, ftw!"
-Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 03:29 AM (rH4JY) I enjoy my "Lawnmower Beer", thank you very much. I also enjoyed "New Belgium's" Slow Ride IPA, very much. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2017 03:32 AM (6gk0M) 882
***out of booze. Eyes the bottles of orange amd lemon extract in the pantry.....ponders making hobo's limonicello....***
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 03:33 AM (Yp1IO) 883
Considering Buzzion's current literary theatrical encounter, one series I would HIGHLY recommend if anyone has not seen it is the A&E Horatio Hornblower series. There were three series of around 4 episodic movies each. All very good (the first two certainly.) Cannot seem to find it on streaming.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2017 03:33 AM (92kX2) 884
"Do not really know what to add because they will throw a lot at you:
Sherlock, if it is up. Daredevil is decent. Archer. Most of their comedy fare is lefty asshats." -Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2017 03:26 AM (92kX2) Thanks! "Gabriel Iglesias has a new special up. He's pretty much just all comedy and doesn't get all that political." -Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2017 03:31 AM (cAnNx) Yeah... I remember the old "Fluffy" content from awhile ago. I'd buy that guy a round or three. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2017 03:34 AM (6gk0M) 885
873. Tarkovsky's 'Stalker,' if they have it. A French flick called, variously, 'The Returned,' or 'They Came Back.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 03:35 AM (Yp1IO) 886
William Shatner won't be meddled with
https://youtu.be/XMV1bwXyi54 Similar to Orson Welles, but even better Posted by: BourbonChicken But we never found out what was so amazing about the 21st century. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 03:35 AM (rH4JY) 887
"Tarkovsky's 'Stalker,' if they have it. A French flick called, variously, 'The Returned,' or 'They Came Back.'"
-Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 03:35 AM (Yp1IO) Thanks! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2017 03:37 AM (6gk0M) 888
873 & 875. Hmmm...also worth seeing are 'Europa' (might also be called 'Zentropa') and 'The Element of Crime,' both by Lars von Trier. His 'Melancholia' is stunning, like most of his work.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 03:38 AM (Yp1IO) 889
On the Musketeers front:
I highly recommend Season 1 of the recent BBC/BBCAmerica series. Peter Capaldi (the current Dr Who) is delicious and complex as the Cardinal, and the 3 + 1 have a fine, easy chem. Plus they're sexy as hell & not super in-touch with their feelings. I've enjoyed the first 2 years of the series more than any of the films. Posted by: voiceover at January 17, 2017 03:39 AM (0L3GY) 890
-Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 03:38 AM (Yp1IO)
I'm writing it on the calendar. (Yeah, people still have paper calendars next to their work-desks.) Thanks! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2017 03:40 AM (6gk0M) 891
889 On the Musketeers front:
I highly recommend Season 1 of the recent BBC/BBCAmerica series. Peter Capaldi (the current Dr Who) is delicious and complex as the Cardinal, and the 3 + 1 have a fine, easy chem. Plus they're sexy as hell & not super in-touch with their feelings. I've enjoyed the first 2 years of the series more than any of the films. Posted by: voiceover at January 17, 2017 03:39 AM (0L3GY) Yeah I thought the BBC series was pretty good. Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2017 03:40 AM (cAnNx) 892
Re: Netflix
A lot of their independent stuff is good like Daredevil, Jessica Jones and Luke Cage, also House of Cards (at least the first couple of seasons). The Crown is supposed to be good. But skip The Medici if you care about history. Posted by: sinalco at January 17, 2017 03:42 AM (yODqO) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2017 03:42 AM (6gk0M) 894
The Returned is fascinating for its study of the social effects of mass resurrection of the dead, which is exactly what happens at the start of it. The Element of Crime explores the nature of obsession in police work. Stalker is the most deeply religious film by any atheist ever. Europa/Zentropa is the best noir or noir spoof - take your pick - ever made.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 03:46 AM (Yp1IO) 895
Horatio Hornblower and the Beastie Boys was the inspiration for Star Trek. But mostly Hornblower.
Master and Commander manages to teach a lot about seamanship in 1815. It made me a fan of Peter Weir. Russell Crowe is good of course. Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 17, 2017 03:47 AM (VdICR) Posted by: Ernie Kovacs at January 17, 2017 03:51 AM (ZpRiU) 897
Things I have written on my calendar for this month:
-$100/yr for Amazon Prime. -Get Netflix. -Library DVDs -Roku and Sling T.V. -Armalite Rifle. -"Idiotizing". -ANFO 14,000 fps. -Synovial Fluid. -"Cerberus. -"It is difficult to free fools from chains they revere", Voltaire. -"If a dog puts its weight on you, it is being dominant." -"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy." -350 degrees for one hour for baked potatoes. -Goodbye, Obama. Fuck You. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2017 03:52 AM (6gk0M) 898
873
I'm going to take Netflix up on their latest Free Month offer. Is there anything he beaten-path that I should be looking for? Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2017 03:23 AM (6gk0M) I like "iZombie" for fun. Just started "Granite Flats", which apparently is BYUtv's first scripted series. It's okay so far. I liked the first few seasons of House of Cards, also.I thought the Australian show "Glitch" was very intriguing. A few people dig themselves out of the grave. Interesting story so far. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, even though they are WINNERS! at January 17, 2017 03:52 AM (8iiMU) 899
896 Television: A medium.
So called because it it neither rare nor well done. Posted by: Ernie Kovacs at January 17, 2017 03:51 AM (ZpRiU) Nice! But on very rare occasions, it can be both. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2017 03:52 AM (92kX2) 900
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2017 03:52 AM (92kX2)
he was one of a kind... check him out... Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2017 03:54 AM (ZpRiU) 901
I write a lot of shit on my calendars. If I were worried about any of my actions or tendencies, I'd think the FBI would have a good case by simply reading what is written upon my calendars.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2017 03:57 AM (6gk0M) 902
Barak has 71 hrs to go
Good morning horde Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 03:58 AM (yx0Ld) 903
Most interesting thing in The Returned has to be the way the returnees behave. They're not zombies at all; they just seem to be a little 'off,' as if autistic or heavily drugged. Stalker - only one character has a real name, and he never says a word, and appears for only a few minutes.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 03:59 AM (ZmScf) 904
Almost done with the first season of Mr Robot and it's pretty good. I don't know if it's realistic, but it is authentic. Contrast with any computer in any movie over ten years old.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 17, 2017 03:59 AM (VdICR) 905
-Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, even though they are WINNERS! at January 17, 2017 03:52 AM (8iiMU)
Thanks! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2017 04:00 AM (6gk0M) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2017 04:02 AM (6gk0M) 907
I have ran into calendar writers before, it was almost like a diary.
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 04:04 AM (yx0Ld) 908
My theory is MisHum is the one in the corner for posting and no content.
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 04:05 AM (yx0Ld) 909
Oh God the airship stuff is really stupid. Like worse than I expected it to be.
Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2017 04:05 AM (cAnNx) 910
"I have ran into calendar writers before, it was almost like a diary."
-Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 04:04 AM (yx0Ld) Status: TRUE. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2017 04:08 AM (6gk0M) 911
907. Heh. I carry and use these little leather-bound memo books. My angel finds it fascinating - caught her digging thru a few of them - getting a glimpse into the mind of another. Her? Everything's on her phone and tablet, and I don't have access and can't read VN in any case. (She says she thinks in English but remembers in her native language, which is itself odd.)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 04:09 AM (ZmScf) 912
Haven't heard of any pardons coming out yet, maybe today?
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 04:17 AM (yx0Ld) 913
My theory is MisHum is the one in the corner for posting and no content.
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 04:05 AM (yx0Ld) What's the point of MisHum or any of the other COB's posting any content when people are going to spend half the night bitching about a banning? They put a lot of effort bringing some quality content and get rewarded with, I'm so f***ing pissed about a banning"' Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 17, 2017 04:20 AM (d76uN) 914
873 & 875. Hmmm...also worth seeing are 'Europa' (might also be called 'Zentropa') and 'The Element of Crime,' both by Lars von Trier. His 'Melancholia' is stunning, like most of his work.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 03:38 AM (Yp1IO) Melancolia - Jack Bauer vs. SMOD. Yes, a fine film, but a bit of a downer. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 04:21 AM (rH4JY) 915
-Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 17, 2017 04:20 AM (d76uN)
Since I don't know what happened, I'll have no opinion other than a certain poster was the first to welcome me and was exceptionally polite, gracious and helpful. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2017 04:23 AM (6gk0M) 916
914. It's von Trier - a downer is baked into the cake with his stuff. Rewatching 'The Returned,' and just noticed the clever camera-work. In moments of ambiguity between returnees and their families, the returnees are always out of focus. When there are breakthroughs, both are in sharp focus. Cant be accidental.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 04:27 AM (ZmScf) 917
Richard Lester's The Three Musketeers and The Four Musketeers are tops on my lust for the action, the cast and storylines. Whether they adhere to the literary storylines I cannot say. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 17, 2017 04:27 AM (BK3ZS) 918
Tim I was resding the top comments ard responding what I thought the picture symbolizes
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 04:27 AM (yx0Ld) 919
List
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 17, 2017 04:27 AM (BK3ZS) 920
Back to sleep...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at January 17, 2017 04:28 AM (BK3ZS) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2017 04:34 AM (6gk0M) 922
Slap killed the thread
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 04:37 AM (yx0Ld) 923
It's von Trier - a downer is baked into the cake with his stuff. Rewatching 'The Returned,' and just noticed the clever camera-work. In moments of ambiguity between returnees and their families, the returnees are always out of focus. When there are breakthroughs, both are in sharp focus. Cant be accidental.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine Thanks for the tip - I will give that a watch. I like his stuff. Dogville worked for me. I also enjoyed the humor of the "Riget" series, especially the slow chase through the records department. The guy is definitely talented. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 04:39 AM (rH4JY) Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 17, 2017 04:39 AM (d76uN) 925
922. 50/50 on the loot? Or, maybe I should have a little more since I'm gonna do the dirty work? **reaches for vice grips and eyes the two big molar fillings on the Thread**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 04:42 AM (ZmScf) 926
One way or the other it wasn't Yoko
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 04:43 AM (yx0Ld) 927
Watching Von Trier, I can't help but wonder if the despair expressed is part of what causes them to think "yes, lets bring in Muslim animals to kill us."
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 04:44 AM (rH4JY) 928
Just remembered like in the military Barak has 3 and a wake up
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 04:45 AM (yx0Ld) 929
923. The Returned isn't von Trier - not sure whose it is, just to be clear. VT's Epidemic is interesting, but really quite amateurish, as befits an early work. But even it has its moments of brilliance and humor. Europa is dark. The Element of Crime is the darkest nightmare of a film I've ever seen.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 04:45 AM (ZmScf) 930
Just remembered like in the military Barak has 3 and a wake up
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 04:45 AM (yx0Ld) Too bad that's not until a trip to Leavenworth. Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 17, 2017 04:47 AM (d76uN) 931
927. Wouldn't shock me, but von Trier is something else. The Element of Crime starts in Egypt - the psychologist is a perfect caricature of an educated Arab, btw. But, yeah, Europe is doomed and has been for a long, long time. This informs and explains everything. LvT is honest and open about it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 04:48 AM (ZmScf) 932
Lord....in The Returned - the way the mother acts toward Sylvain (a returnee child) reminds me so much of the way my ex wife used to treat our son, before she came around.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 04:50 AM (ZmScf) 933
Nobody puts Hillary in a corner! Not without a bottle! Is it 5am or pm. My day drinking gets me turned around.
Posted by: Distillery Hillary at January 17, 2017 05:01 AM (bc2Lc) 934
927. And, once more, Zardoz is shown to be the key to understanding all human phenomena......
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 05:15 AM (ZmScf) 935
And now, to loot the thread!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 05:17 AM (ZmScf) 936
Those double headed quarters you snagged are for entertainment purposes only.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 17, 2017 05:28 AM (d76uN) 937
78 hours.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 17, 2017 05:30 AM (d76uN) 938
Only three more sleeps !!!
Posted by: grammie winger at January 17, 2017 05:31 AM (dFi94) 939
936. Naturlisch! I'd never dream of using them for gaming purposes.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 05:32 AM (ZmScf) 940
Ok, thanks again Palp. Need to sober up. Have to go to work. Too bad MLK wasn't great enough to merit two days off.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 05:33 AM (rH4JY) 941
can someone clue me in on the banning? I have obviously missed an important "event".
Posted by: Bayou City at January 17, 2017 05:40 AM (jQFsx) 942
Good morning!
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2017 05:52 AM (u82oZ) 943
Hi ya NaCly,
Had a reply to ya get willowed a few days ago. Only important part was best of luck on future endeavors. The lab and tree farm things specifically. Posted by: teej at January 17, 2017 05:59 AM (gJ3Vg) 944
can someone clue me in on the banning? I have obviously missed an important "event".
Posted by: Bayou City It's just a rehash of the cthulhu - Ira debacle. Tiresome at this point. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 06:04 AM (rH4JY) 945
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2017 05:52 AM (u82oZ) This never fails to amuse me, and it is so very, very true. The Left's real goal may be simply to make us all unhappy. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2017 06:05 AM (rF0hx) 946
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog I will wipe that smile off your face! I will karate chop Donald Trump and claim the presidency on inauguration day! *hic* Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 17, 2017 06:08 AM (rH4JY) 947
No school today!
Icy conditions Posted by: Ruth Ruben at January 17, 2017 06:09 AM (RR9wF) 948
You know what you did!!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes Yes, I know what i did, but I don't know what I was caught for doing. Posted by: Paladin at January 17, 2017 06:09 AM (qjYio) 949
Gah. Not sure if I buy into the "2016 killed everyone" thing, but if it has, it isn't ending. Decemberish, mom and I were talking about how I used to have Thanksgiving dinner with the Yonemotos. Idly did a search for his name, and CAPT Yonemoto, USN (retired), died in October:
http://tinyurl.com/z6pfgzl Then a few weeks later we're talking one of my elementary school teachers, so I look her up. Guess what. http://tinyurl.com/z8c2jtv And now starting at around 10pm last night I'm getting emails and texts from high school buddies about one who died over the weekend. Can you just stop dying all the time, people? Posted by: hogmartin at January 17, 2017 06:10 AM (8nWyX) 950
Eggs fried in ghee, with leftover shashlik. Breakfast of Sith Lords.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 06:11 AM (ZmScf) 951
"Can you just stop dying all the time, people?"
DeLeon found the Fountain and didn't tell us about it. Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 17, 2017 06:13 AM (d76uN) Posted by: Dizzy Dan, the wrong word man at January 17, 2017 06:14 AM (xq1gO) 953
Anyone watch Pawn Stars last night? What value did they put on that Battle of the Bulge game?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 17, 2017 06:17 AM (d76uN) 954
We will bury you!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 17, 2017 06:24 AM (rH4JY) Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 17, 2017 06:26 AM (k+ZgL) 956
teej
Thanks for the good wishes. Yes, I saw the comment, but was pressed for time on a reply. It's been time consuming . Typing is not my strength. LLC operating agreements and business plans have to come from me. The only sub-contractor is the artist designing my logo. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2017 06:26 AM (u82oZ) 957
950 Eggs fried in ghee, with leftover shashlik. Breakfast of Sith Lords.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 06:11 AM (ZmScf) Butter churned in the stomach of a virgin Ewe? Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 17, 2017 06:28 AM (k+ZgL) Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2017 06:35 AM (u82oZ) 959
"Watched CNN tonight for the first time since about 1999.
Wolf Blitzer, what a putz, was asking some lame brained Reps and Senators questions all about the "controversies" about President Elect Donald Trump. Posted by: Hairyback Guy" He is only famous because he has a cool sounding first and last name which I will never believe is actual name. If he used his middle name Isaac and had a last name like Smith he would be a nobody. I'm think he should be renamed Wolfie McWolfface Posted by: Ripley at January 17, 2017 06:37 AM (1BQGO) 960
957. Alls I knows is, it's good eating.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 17, 2017 06:38 AM (ZmScf) 961
nood.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 17, 2017 06:47 AM (rH4JY) 962
So this was really it...a lil tyke sitting in a time-out corner with her teddy bear. Close to 1000 comments though.
Posted by: Corona at January 17, 2017 06:51 AM (PobbO) 963
"Typing with one hand while eating "ice Cream" above..SURE!!now we know the cause of the keffufle...wipe it off with an USA Today ...stat! before it congeals into a Lewis BLOB and he goes WHITE on us all..................
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