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In Trump's America, Many Struggle to Find Fulfilling Work
But there is an upside: The people unable to find work as described in this article are Obama and Hillary loyalists.
My boner's so hard a cat can't scratch it.As outgoing President Barack Obama plans to head off on vacation when he vacates the White House next week, his staffers and appointees are struggling to find work in Washington, D.C. Following President-elect Donald Trump’s victory and Republicans' major electoral gains in November, outgoing Obama employees and loyalists to failed Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton have found their job prospects in the District foundering, according to Politico. "It feels like there are just thousands of us trying to find a job, and there are no jobs," longtime Clinton aide Mira Patel, who worked for Clinton in her Senate, State Department and 2016 campaign offices, told the outlet.My dick just started doing squats.
Clinton aides appear to be having a harder time, both emotionally and practically. ... "People are in shock," said Anastasia Kessler-Dellaccio, 35, who quit her job at Sister Cities International to run Foreign Policy Professionals for Hillary. Some Clinton campaign workers say they've lost their bearings because they're so rattled by the differences in Trump’s values from those represented by Obama and Clinton.My dick just put on a black cape and started whispering "I'm Batman."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at January 10, 2017 02:23 PM (CLKfs)
Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2017 02:23 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 02:23 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2017 02:24 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at January 10, 2017 02:24 PM (CLKfs)
Posted by: R. DUKE at January 10, 2017 02:24 PM (ONH2e)
I must ponder on this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2017 02:24 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2017 02:24 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 02:24 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2017 02:24 PM (BP2E4)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 10, 2017 02:24 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2017 02:24 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at January 10, 2017 02:24 PM (RD7QR)
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Take me to the end of the week to get THAT visual out of my head.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2017 02:25 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: R. DUKE at January 10, 2017 02:25 PM (ONH2e)
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2017 02:25 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2017 02:25 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: fly gal at January 10, 2017 02:25 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2017 02:25 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2017 02:25 PM (8ZskC)
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Dear Hillary Supporters,
You know where you find "empathy"?
Right between "Ebola" and "Endocarditis", bitches.
Cheers,
Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 10, 2017 02:25 PM (om8sC)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 02:25 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: IP at January 10, 2017 02:25 PM (aPd7l)
So sick of these grifters.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2017 02:25 PM (PY9jH)
So what you're saying is you add absolutely no value.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 10, 2017 02:25 PM (2x9LM)
His commentariat huffs and puffs and struggles to keep up.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2017 02:25 PM (QDnY+)
Schadenboner 2: The Quickening
Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2017 02:25 PM (8b+oT)
Don't see the 3rd movie in the series:Schadenboner 3: The second coming
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2017 02:25 PM (jxbfJ)
I'm pretty sure their comrades can get them in.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2017 02:25 PM (BP2E4)
Provided they are willing to do certain jobs, discreetly.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 10, 2017 02:25 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 02:26 PM (TppKb)
Who am I kidding..... I'm glad they are gonna get a taste of what it's like in the real World....
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 10, 2017 02:26 PM (O2RFr)
She's had gainful employment for the last twelve years.
Better than some of those on the right.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 02:26 PM (mZLmb)
Ace Brand penis accessories...
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 02:26 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: Flyguy at January 10, 2017 02:26 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2017 02:27 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2017 02:27 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 02:27 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 02:27 PM (B+qrE)
Dear Hillary Supporters,
You know where you find "empathy"?
Right between "Ebola" and "Endocarditis", bitches.
Cheers,
Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 10, 2017 02:25 PM (om8sC)
And "sympathy"?Right between sycophant and syphilis.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2017 02:27 PM (jxbfJ)
Can they say, "Would you like fries with that?," or stand on a corner holding a sign?
Posted by: rd at January 10, 2017 02:27 PM (iT57s)
My dick is so hard it snuck out at night to get prison tats.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 10, 2017 02:27 PM (oZ6kz)
If we listened to the NEVERTRUMP people we would have never seen this.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 10, 2017 02:27 PM (dKiJG)
It's a f**k You to Us Deplorables and Trump...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 10, 2017 02:27 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at January 10, 2017 02:27 PM (yKLFe)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 10, 2017 02:28 PM (bZbkb)
Sincerely,
Posted by: The Labor Dept. at January 10, 2017 02:28 PM (36gza)
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Ummmm.... that happens every election where the partys change power.
Might I suggest you move to New York, or California. Democrats stay in power there..... for now.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2017 02:28 PM (8XRCm)
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Take me to the end of the week to get THAT visual out of my head.
Posted by: fixerupper
Looks like a Lego character.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 02:28 PM (mZLmb)
Posted by: huerfano at January 10, 2017 02:28 PM (jkkMG)
The mind, it boggles.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2017 02:28 PM (QDnY+)
her job at Sister Cities International to run Foreign Policy
Professionals for Hillary.
It's almost like these people don't realize that political appointments only last 4-8 years or something, and that these opportunities are - get this! - dependent on your side winning!
And to the Obama people, maybe they should have been a wee bit more interested in strengthening the economy when they had a job? Or did they really *believe* their own numbers? LOL!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 02:28 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2017 02:28 PM (8ZskC)
What can you do with a degree in women's studies or mime history and experience with this administration?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2017 02:28 PM (BP2E4)
Posted by: Ric Flair at January 10, 2017 02:28 PM (ismre)
I expected, well hoped, to be talking about a Cruz Purge, but if Trump's gonna go for it...squeeeee!
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 02:28 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2017 02:28 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2017 02:25 PM
FIFY.
Posted by: Hollywood Accountant at January 10, 2017 02:28 PM (DMUuz)
Well, I made the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand...
Uncle Ted wrote that song for Trump.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 10, 2017 02:28 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2017 02:29 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 02:29 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2017 02:29 PM (r/0kC)
Gives whole new meaning to Tool Belt
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 02:29 PM (/tuJf)
Yeah, a mind like that is a terrible thing to waste.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2017 02:29 PM (8ZskC)
*Correct way to the the joke*
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2017 02:29 PM (J+eG2)
Mine doesn't bend that way. At least not when it's in a load-bearing mood. Pushups, though; it can do pushups.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 10, 2017 02:29 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Isuldur at January 10, 2017 02:29 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at January 10, 2017 02:29 PM (RD7QR)
UPDATE: Xi to be first Chinese president to join Davos...
Chinese professor sacked after criticizing Mao online...
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 02:29 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 10, 2017 02:27 PM (dKiJG)
Exactly right. And this is why many of them continue to whine and complain about Trump. Because they'd rather do that than admit they're wrong.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 10, 2017 02:29 PM (bZbkb)
. . . and you have no skills.
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 02:29 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 10, 2017 02:29 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2017 02:30 PM (BP2E4)
Well, let's be honest -- these people aren't looking for work, they're looking for positions with paychecks. They haven't worked for the last eight years. They've been paid groupies, an entourage to power-hungry narcissists.
I don't see them lining up at Mike Rowe's front door to fill out job applications.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 10, 2017 02:30 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Harf and Psaki: Pole Dancers for Hire at January 10, 2017 02:30 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Toad-O at January 10, 2017 02:30 PM (cct0t)
They can't find jobs in Barry's glorious workers' paradise? That's not possible. We have full employment. More jobs than people to fill them. Just ignore (like the govt. and MFM does) the 95 million people out of the workforce and people who once had full time jobs who can only get temp work
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 02:30 PM (493sH)
"My dick just started doing squats."
"My dick just put on a black cape and started whispering "I'm Batman.""
And these, my friends, is why I find the HQ such an inspiration.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 10, 2017 02:30 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 10, 2017 02:30 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 10, 2017 02:31 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: ghbucky at January 10, 2017 02:31 PM (D2q91)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Infested With Russians? Use Commie-B-Gon! Available at the Outrage Outlet at January 10, 2017 02:31 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Vox -- We no stuffs at January 10, 2017 02:31 PM (B+qrE)
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First pass read that as "who owned a fellatio stand".
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2017 02:31 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: JEM
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I'm still on the original one.
I know I should've seen a doctor after 4 hours, but it's been two months now!
Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal., But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 10, 2017 02:31 PM (7B3HW)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at January 10, 2017 02:32 PM (cCsPW)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 10, 2017 02:32 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 10, 2017 02:32 PM (xeeHA)
My dick comes out of the sky and it stands there.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 10, 2017 02:32 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2017 02:29 PM (r/0kC)
He went to a golf buddy's wedding in Florida. I was surprised to read the guy was marrying a woman
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 02:32 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2017 02:32 PM (8b+oT)
Well, the world needs prostitutes, too.
Posted by: Judge Smails at January 10, 2017 02:32 PM (hjpzi)
there are no jobs," longtime Clinton aideMira Patel, who worked for
Clinton in her Senate, State Department and 2016 campaign offices, told
the outlet.
A, Welcome to the party, pal!
B, You're one of scores who owes your entire career to ClintonWorld - I have zero pity for you. No, I may actually wish all of you years of unemployment after getting fat off of all those Clinton schemes.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 02:32 PM (NOIQH)
A bunch of progressive staffers have just got burned. Does that count?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Infested With Russians? Use Commie-B-Gon! Available at the Outrage Outlet at January 10, 2017 02:33 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: R. DUKE at January 10, 2017 02:33 PM (ONH2e)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 02:33 PM (/tuJf)
I kept telling my wife I was going to stick my dick in the pickle slicer.
One day I went home and said I finally did it, I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer.
Wife said Oh My, what happened?
I said, Now her husband wants to kill me
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 10, 2017 02:33 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: Ripley at January 10, 2017 02:33 PM (1BQGO)
"We were sure we'd have high paying no-work jobs under the Clinton administration and built our whole lives around this, now we have nothing. Many of us had high paying no-work jobs under Obama and he's leaving so now we have no skills for any real work. Our resumee is "college and Obama administration no-work job" so nobody is hiring. Trump sucks."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:33 PM (39g3+)
And conduct the interviews as a reality show.
Drill down on their feelings. Like hammer drill. Or maybe diamond core drill.
I would consider trading my inheritance to watch.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2017 02:33 PM (JjOOy)
Oh HELLZ no.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 10, 2017 02:33 PM (iIzG7)
I can't breathe!
Posted by: 80's music fan at January 10, 2017 02:33 PM (PHcLa)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2017 02:31 PM (8XRCm)
She might turn a profit with that
http://tinyurl.com/jy8bhzt
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 10, 2017 02:33 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 10, 2017 02:33 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Al Leppo at January 10, 2017 02:34 PM (8mYHH)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 10, 2017 02:34 PM (ul9CR)
I guess shipping them all to the Middle East is out ? We can repopulate Syria or something.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2017 02:34 PM (BP2E4)
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 02:34 PM (3jGss)
Because You want it to be keyed and the tires flattened?
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 10, 2017 02:34 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2017 02:34 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Ric Flair at January 10, 2017 02:28 PM (ismre)
Piker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXcLy52pH2Q
Posted by: Joey Ryan at January 10, 2017 02:34 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Glory Holes R' Us at January 10, 2017 02:34 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: MacGruber at January 10, 2017 02:34 PM (FEAjO)
Ace feels sorry for us, so he's throwing us a bone.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 02:34 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at January 10, 2017 02:35 PM (zke7T)
A bunch of progressive staffers have just got burned. Does that count?
Sounds legit.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 02:35 PM (mZLmb)
As someone who works in DC, I offer this humble advice to these poor souls: GO BACK WHERE YOU FUCKING CAME FROM AND TAKE YOUR GD "I'M WITH HER" BUMPER STICKERS WITH YOU.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 10, 2017 02:35 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 10, 2017 02:35 PM (SIY7D)
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It's almost like, I dunno... no one needs you.
Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2017 02:35 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 10, 2017 02:35 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Hotspur at January 10, 2017 02:35 PM (5cgIv)
Oh wait, the burger-flippers are being replaced with burger-flipping robots thanks to the minimum wage increases these jackasses helped push through.
Nevermind, I guess they're fucked.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at January 10, 2017 02:35 PM (/dvDR)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 10, 2017 02:36 PM (UBzPO)
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Have you thought about opening a fireworks stand?
Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2017 02:36 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 10, 2017 02:36 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 10, 2017 02:36 PM (dKiJG)
Clean out their basements... because the damn kids are coming home again....
Posted by: Don Q. at January 10, 2017 02:36 PM (qf6WZ)
How about Hollywood?There must be something there You can do.. I mean all those wealthy Hillary/Obama lovers can help you out... They are sooo generous...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 10, 2017 02:36 PM (O2RFr)
Wonder why?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 10, 2017 02:37 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: MacGruber at January 10, 2017 02:37 PM (FEAjO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:33 PM (39g3+)
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Hey, writing dozens of incriminating emails is technically 'work.'
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 10, 2017 02:37 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 10, 2017 02:37 PM (oZ6kz)
I know Ive asked this before... but.... is Donald filling any of the czar positions????
You know what he should do..... if any of his cabinet nominees get shitcanned, he just appoint them Czars.... like Obama did.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2017 02:37 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: StarTripper at January 10, 2017 02:37 PM (qZ/rV)
I don't have word for how deeply UNSERIOUS about running a country these silly little fucks were and are. Government really is just a social club for them. And now their memberships have been cancelled. Boo fucking hoo.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 10, 2017 02:37 PM (S2VsH)
him to go through the White House like Black Dog Salvage and leave
nothing but the bare beams."
I want to see all these people in a bread line at the downtown mission, so my wife and I can drive past, pointing and laughing.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 10, 2017 02:37 PM (iIzG7)
Dunno. Maybe ask some WV coal miners what they did after Obama destroyed their industry? Maybe ask one of the Disney tech workers who was laid off and replaced with an H1b visa holder? I could go on for hours, hon...
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 02:37 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Joe Dirt at January 10, 2017 02:37 PM (OD2ni)
I hereby bid $500 fir an hour with Marie Harf. I'll bring the baby oil.
Psaki, not so much.
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 02:37 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Ripley at January 10, 2017 02:37 PM (1BQGO)
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We heard you have some balloons you're not using. Have you seen these guys who make "balloon animals"? Just a thought.
Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2017 02:37 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 02:38 PM (cAnNx)
I'm going to look for clip of it.
Ace,
Do you have any sources?
Posted by: Carol at January 10, 2017 02:38 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: ace at January 10, 2017 02:38 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2017 02:38 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: MAC-SOG at January 10, 2017 02:39 PM (QPdNE)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 10, 2017 02:39 PM (iIzG7)
That's en excellent metric.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 10, 2017 02:39 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:39 PM (39g3+)
It's a feeling I have. I'm gifted like that.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2017 02:30 PM (BP2E4)
I'm pretty confident our 'ettes like boners.
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 10, 2017 02:39 PM (Jcg9Q)
Also, I noticed that The Limited is going tits up, with all 250 stores closing. Since I've never been in one, do they specialize in pantsuits and onesies?
Cuz that would be sweet.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 10, 2017 02:39 PM (gAXee)
>>out of the way to see out the windscreen."
Collective, cyclic, and meat pitch.
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 02:39 PM (TppKb)
That's not fair.... Some of Us don't have dicks....
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 10, 2017 02:39 PM (O2RFr)
Wait...wut?
How much you want to guess is the next step for all these dopes is writing "inside" take downs of Obama and Hillary?
Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at January 10, 2017 02:39 PM (UgF8H)
I hereby bid $500 fir an hour with Marie Harf. I'll bring the baby oil.
Psaki, not so much.
Posted by: JEM"
You like 'em a little chubby, eh? I respect that.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 10, 2017 02:39 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Toad-O at January 10, 2017 02:40 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 10, 2017 02:40 PM (C9pBZ)
Hope and change, indeed.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 10, 2017 02:40 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: irright at January 10, 2017 02:40 PM (pMGkg)
There are plenty of job retraining programs, once meant for coal miners, but easily adapted to former Clinton staffers.
Welding, solar panel installation, windmill repair, the possibilities are endless.
Your government working for you.
Posted by: jwest at January 10, 2017 02:40 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 10, 2017 02:40 PM (xeeHA)
http://tinyurl.com/hcmlbso
networking networking fundraising networking
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 10, 2017 02:40 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 10, 2017 02:40 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2017 02:40 PM (J+eG2)
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Recalibrate? Silly girl. You need to completely get rid of those.
Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2017 02:41 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 10, 2017 02:41 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: MSTisdale at January 10, 2017 02:41 PM (g9d8D)
Have you considered the off-world colonies?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Infested With Russians? Use Commie-B-Gon! Available at the Outrage Outlet at January 10, 2017 02:41 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 02:41 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: MacGruber at January 10, 2017 02:41 PM (FEAjO)
Posted by: Barbarian at January 10, 2017 02:41 PM (X+rUO)
Not ONE! Then man has no shame at all.
Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ) at January 10, 2017 02:41 PM (vivhj)
I am shocked to know that the Deputy Assistant Coordinator of Social Media Grabassery Sector is suffering.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 02:42 PM (B+qrE)
I don't know, just spitballing here.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at January 10, 2017 02:42 PM (/dvDR)
Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 02:42 PM (2Mnv1)
Ewww. Are you some kind of circus freak? I see no other reason for setting your sites so low.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 02:42 PM (/tuJf)
That's not fair.... Some of Us don't have dicks....
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 10, 2017 02:39 PM (O2RFr)
Shhhhh....he's on a roll.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2017 02:42 PM (PY9jH)
I have some experience working in the "Civil Cervix" (womb like and comforting to some, stifling and confining to others).
What happens to these bureaucracies is that they become self perpetuating, hiring more and more staffs so they can perpetuate themselves.
A hiring freeze, held firmly for years, is a good first step, so that the bureaucracy can wear away by attrition.
I know this may rub many people the wrong way in that people will be paid to do nothing, but suppose there is an utterly crappy government program that should be abolished once and for all. What to do? Offer all the people working at it a "Go Quietly Or Else" deal: they can go home and continue to collect their pay checks for x number of months or even years, so long as they do not obstruct abolition of the crappy government program. We would still save money by shutting down the apparatus, liquidating the building and its equipments, and stopping all the trouble it causes.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2017 02:42 PM (ujg0T)
Trust me on this - the infighting, bashing, blaming, and more is epic in the DC area these days.
It's kind of fun to watch.
From a distance.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 10, 2017 02:42 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2017 02:42 PM (J+eG2)
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My dick does great recalibration work. Send a pic and I'll let you know if your up to snuff.
Posted by: MacGruber at January 10, 2017 02:42 PM (FEAjO)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at January 10, 2017 02:42 PM (cCsPW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2017 02:42 PM (s6uSp)
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 10, 2017 02:42 PM (gTQoY)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exil
* * * * * * *
Is that Lon Chaney's ghost boner?
Posted by: MSTisdale at January 10, 2017 02:42 PM (g9d8D)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 10, 2017 02:39 PM (O2RFr)
As a gentleman, I'll gladly offer to share mine.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 10, 2017 02:43 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at January 10, 2017 02:43 PM (dQJCS)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 10, 2017 02:43 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 02:43 PM (/tuJf)
I mentioned that I thought our outgoing President was a massive narcissist, who sprinkled all his speeches with "me...I...me....I".
She didn't see it that way. But she is tall and an attractive blond woman, so she's got that going for her.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at January 10, 2017 02:43 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2017 02:43 PM (vI+F1)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 10, 2017 02:44 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at January 10, 2017 02:44 PM (oZ6kz)
Funemployment! Recovery Summer! Just like YOU used to tell US! Don't sweat it people!
Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 02:44 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2017 02:44 PM (PY9jH)
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Why doesn't he just drive across my dick to get to the other side.
Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2017 02:44 PM (8b+oT)
My dick is so big, I was once in Ohio and got a blow job in Pennsylvania.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2017 02:44 PM (8XRCm)
Yes, but you are also the only ones that know if you are having sex tonight.
Ying.
Yang.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 02:44 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: People Everywhere Annoyed by Clintons at January 10, 2017 02:44 PM (PLO14)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2017 02:44 PM (s6uSp)
You know what he should do..... if any of his cabinet nominees get shitcanned, he just appoint them Czars.... like Obama did.
Posted by: fixerupper
^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS!
More than anything else!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 02:44 PM (mZLmb)
>>Canyon River on my dick
Mine just flopped across the Bay to Newark and I'm putting the FastPass toll plaza out go bid this afternoon .
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 02:44 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: jwest"
Caulking old, drafty houses. Yes, that was part of the Obama's green job promise for people put out of work by his policies (and a solution to our energy problems). That would be an excellent career for these hacks.
Posted by: Ripley at January 10, 2017 02:44 PM (1BQGO)
Part of me thinks, it must really suck to have been taught your whole life that you were employable only to now realize you have no talents at all.
But most of me thinks they knew they were lazy pieces of shit all along and just don't want to have to actually work for a living.
Welcome to the world of sub-100% job security, assholes.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 10, 2017 02:45 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 02:45 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 10, 2017 02:45 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2017 02:45 PM (0mRoj)
144 My roommate told me five minutes ago that Ted Cruz wiped the floor with DemonRats hypocrisy. He should have yelled down the stairs for me to watch!
I'm going to look for clip of it.
Ace,
Do you have any sources?
Posted by: Carol at January 10, 2017 02:38 PM (sj3Ax)
Here you go
http://tinyurl.com/hs7cyoe
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 10, 2017 02:45 PM (2x9LM)
She doesn't like his stand on lots of issues, but she is respectful. That is a nice change.
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 02:45 PM (3jGss)
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Have you ever unclogged a toilet? For money? That would be a start.
Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2017 02:45 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Hamilton at January 10, 2017 02:45 PM (sCjDS)
Posted by: Winston Wolf at January 10, 2017 02:45 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 10, 2017 02:45 PM (9krrF)
I ran into that. It took a while but I broke down the guy to recognize Obama's vast narcissism through a series of pictures of the guy "commemorating" great events. He eventually admitted that yes, Obama is a narcissist. But he insisted not nearly as bad as Trump.
I think Trump's ego is larger than is probably good for anyone but he's not a sociopathic narcissist like Obama. That guy is a textbook clinical case.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ark B at January 10, 2017 02:46 PM (gTQoY)
Posted by: Billy Ocean at January 10, 2017 02:46 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 10, 2017 02:46 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 10, 2017 02:47 PM (QQ+il)
Wasn't that a song by Midnight Oil?
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 10, 2017 02:47 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Carol at January 10, 2017 02:47 PM (sj3Ax)
Green jobs!!!!
(And by "green" we don't mean that you'll be rollin' in the dough)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2017 02:47 PM (NOIQH)
The pink lacy bra with the peekaboo for the nipples.
And like I said, baby oil.
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 02:47 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Ark B at January 10, 2017 02:47 PM (gTQoY)
Posted by: GregV61 at January 10, 2017 02:47 PM (+5nuR)
The ones that aren't shut down at least.
Posted by: Maritime at January 10, 2017 02:47 PM (rLp05)
Because before going to battle, the best method is to put on bunny ears and a one piece swimsuit!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:48 PM (39g3+)
Boycotting all companies and distributors that have anything to do with Trump.
Such jackholes.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 10, 2017 02:48 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 02:48 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 10, 2017 02:48 PM (/aIFg)
That's not good. They are going to need those.
It's ALL ball bearings, these days.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 02:48 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity woman extraordinary) at January 10, 2017 02:48 PM (yTnCT)
One of the things they discussed is that Trump thinks Government employees have gotten arrogant, and one of his goals will be to diminish the prestige that comes with a Government position.
Interesting if true.
Posted by: V the K at January 10, 2017 02:48 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2017 02:48 PM (KP5rU)
Obama's team got the styrofoam columns out of storage for his farewell speech tonight in Chicago.
Hope and change, indeed.
Posted by: Ignoramus
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So the columns were named 'Hope' and 'Change' !
It all makes a horrible sort of sense now.
As if the last 8 yrs werent bad enough we get the M.Night Shymalan twist ending.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 10, 2017 02:48 PM (toH8T)
Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 02:48 PM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: Meryl Streep at January 10, 2017 02:48 PM (X4ZNp)
This is almost as good as accidental lesbian pr0n
Posted by: kbdabear at January 10, 2017 02:48 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: GregV61
has anyone pointed out to these females that they are all pink on the inside?
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 10, 2017 02:49 PM (/CIN4)
Compare when they were fucking with other people's lives making big money as a Clinton/Obama staffer to now, with them being evicted from their Georgetown apartments and blowing illegal immigrants behind dumpsters for $5.
I would pay to see that movie.
Posted by: jwest at January 10, 2017 02:49 PM (Zs4uk)
There's a reason she only likes to be photographed from the wast up....
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 10, 2017 02:49 PM (OD2ni)
What do you have against South Dakota?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 02:49 PM (B+qrE)
My dick went to South Dakota, shot a bison, pulled it back and spit-roasted it.
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 02:49 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:46 PM (39g3+)
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I think the difference in their narcissism is that Trumps is based on concrete, real-world achievements. Obama's is entirely based on his own opinion of himself.
Trump could actually acknowledge a failure, I think. Whatever Obama does is axiomatically good according to Obama. He can NEVER fail or be wrong. It is definitionally impossible for him.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 10, 2017 02:49 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2017 02:49 PM (BP2E4)
And like I said, baby oil.
Oooh, good suggestions! Keep them coming! We want to respond to our potential customer needs!
Posted by: Harf and Psaki: Pole Dancers for Hire at January 10, 2017 02:49 PM (qJhUV)
How about applying for positions in which crying is a key requirement? Product testing, for example.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 02:49 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Killerdog at January 10, 2017 02:49 PM (h8+bL)
That these "staffers" (from interns to muckety mucks expecting cherished appointments by Her Thighness herself or cush lobby jobs) will not fair well in the private market. HR at NGOs, liberal foundations and other groups are probably buried with applications.
It would be hard to imagine the feelings they had when the sure thing, 98.8% certain in the bag election of the perfidious and corrupt drunk provided them irrevocable tickets on the gubmint gravy train was yanked from them by the deplorables.
I will bet that many a Bernbot are sporting raging shadenboners as well in seeing these reports.
Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at January 10, 2017 02:49 PM (g1MTt)
I think Trump's ego is larger than is probably good for anyone but he's not a sociopathic narcissist like Obama.
Until Trump gives himself a medal, tell him ti stfd & stfu.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 02:50 PM (mZLmb)
Posted by: Hillary !! at January 10, 2017 02:50 PM (4S7hN)
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 02:50 PM (TppKb)
Barack Hussein Obama is making his Fare-fucking-well Speech!', Tonight!
Eight fucking years is a long time...
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 02:50 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 02:50 PM (bG+ug)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2017 02:44
Oh please. We've all used the West Hill glory hole by now. It's nothing special.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 10, 2017 02:50 PM (S2VsH)
Hope and change, indeed.
Posted by: Ignoramus
I imagine it will sound a lot like Meryl Streeps speech, with a shit load of "accomplishments" Obozo believes He's done... Should be a barn burner...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 10, 2017 02:50 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: GregV61
This is beautiful. They're eating their own.
Love it.
Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2017 02:50 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at January 10, 2017 02:51 PM (nFwvY)
Que?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 02:51 PM (mZLmb)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2017 02:51 PM (KP5rU)
There's a reason she only likes to be photographed from the wast up....
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 10, 2017 02:49 PM (OD2ni)
Slap a ball gag in her stupid mouth and... * tightens strap * ...perfect!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 02:51 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 10, 2017 02:51 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Learn Some History at January 10, 2017 02:51 PM (SJ184)
This is almost as good as accidental lesbian pr0n
Posted by: kbdabear at January 10, 2017 02:48 PM (Ya7zs)
But not as good as the real, intentional lesbian pron.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at January 10, 2017 02:51 PM (RD7QR)
because the BLM women want the white women to march in the back and STFU
Posted by: GregV61
HAHAHAHAHA! Our local female hippie/prog/"reporter" in the local fish wrap is going to the Wymyn's march. She wrote in Sunday's paper she's going to "fight hard!!!! in 2017."
So much #Winning.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2017 02:51 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: GregV61
This is beautiful. They're eating their own.
Love it.
Posted by: WisRich
Did they ever get their necessary permits?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 02:51 PM (mZLmb)
Have you ever unclogged a toilet? For money? That would be a start.
Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2017 02:45 PM (8b+oT)
I hear there's a market for non Trump supporting plumbers who don't hate Jews
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 10, 2017 02:52 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 10, 2017 02:52 PM (O2RFr)
And he has, in the past. I agree, Trump has some basis for his high self-regard. Obama, not so much.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:52 PM (39g3+)
In eight years, I never listened to him for more than 3 minutes at a time. I might have to break precedent tonight.
Or not.
Posted by: General Zod at January 10, 2017 02:52 PM (Bdeb0)
of the Obama's green job promise for people put out of work by his
policies (and a solution to our energy problems). That would be an
excellent career for these hacks.
Posted by: Ripley
- - - - -
Contractors initially thought this would be a gold mine for out of work crews but in reality, the allocation was funneled to unions and contractors attempting to apply for some of the gravy was told the program was closed.
Posted by: MSTisdale at January 10, 2017 02:52 PM (g9d8D)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 10, 2017 02:52 PM (dKiJG)
In Trumps' America, ...
How about this for a theme??
example:
In Trump's America, Iran is sent 130 tons of manure instead of 130 tons of uranium.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 10, 2017 02:52 PM (GiDKn)
At least I have a job, Prog scum!!!
Posted by: Country Boy - Stay Deplorable My Friends at January 10, 2017 02:52 PM (Jcg9Q)
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Just pick yourself up and do what Hillary did.
Get married.
Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2017 02:52 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: mrp at January 10, 2017 02:53 PM (JBggj)
In Trump's America, Fox doesn't cancel our favorite tv shows.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 10, 2017 02:53 PM (GiDKn)
concrete, real-world achievements. Obama's is entirely based on his own
opinion of himself."
We deserve some credit too.
Posted by: Obama Sycophants at January 10, 2017 02:53 PM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 10, 2017 02:53 PM (/CIN4)
old BBC Scotland skit about a voice response elevator
https://youtu.be/5FFRoYhTJQQ
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at January 10, 2017 02:53 PM (Om16U)
Given that most of the marchers are more likely Whoopi-to-Trigglypuff than Jennifer-Lawrence-to-Marie-Harf that's no a mental image I want
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 02:53 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 10, 2017 02:53 PM (xeeHA)
Your dick should most certainly not become sentient. This is going to be a problem.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 10, 2017 02:53 PM (E5dnG)
that creates and strengthens partnerships between U.S. and international
communities.
So, what would you say you do here?
Posted by: The Two Bobs at January 10, 2017 02:53 PM (hJamr)
She'll lick 'em for sure!
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 10, 2017 02:53 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 02:54 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 02:54 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2017 02:54 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Donald Trump 2020 at January 10, 2017 02:54 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 02:54 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: geoffb5 at January 10, 2017 02:54 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 10, 2017 02:52 PM (dKiJG)
Link? let's twitter-bomb the scumbag.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2017 02:54 PM (ujg0T)
They are always immensely puzzled when we, you know, live up to our principles. They did the same thing to Romney's grandkids.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 02:55 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: V the K at January 10, 2017 02:55 PM (O7MnT)
Sure... That will last about as long an New Years resolutions to lose weight...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 10, 2017 02:55 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Usntakim at January 10, 2017 02:55 PM (hMqvx)
Please tell me why the Obamas are getting to use AF One for their vacay?
So sick of these grifters.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2017 02:25 PM (PY9jH)
***Trump should issue an EO immediately they are airborne to land AF1 at La Guardia where he will have them complete their flight on a commercial jet, general boarding where Trump can say "I bought their tickets along with giving Barky and Mooch 2 drink coupons each" to save the taxpayers an additional $15,000 on AF1 expenses."
Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at January 10, 2017 02:55 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: no good deed at January 10, 2017 02:55 PM (hJamr)
I thought it was the day after the inauguration?
Do they have their own Calendar or something?
Posted by: Donald Trump 2020 at January 10, 2017 02:55 PM (hjpzi)
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0
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In Trump's America, Iran is sent 130 tons of uranium.
One Trident missile at a time.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 10, 2017 02:55 PM (toH8T)
226 More boner news - The 'Women's march on America' is falling apart because the BLM women want the white women to march in the back and STFU
Posted by: GregV61
I guess brave Meryl Streep didn't reach across the racial divide (dare I say wall?) that Sir Golfsalot worked overtime to erect.
That thing will get out of hand. It'll get out of had and all of them will be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 02:55 PM (BK3ZS)
https://twitter.com/GidonShaviv/status/818786899305365505
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 10, 2017 02:55 PM (gAXee)
Posted by: Obama Sycophants at January 10, 2017 02:53 PM (W6Ch1)
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Maybe. I don't think he ever based his self___ on how he interacted with the real world. Even in a vacuum, I think he thinks of himself as perfect.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 10, 2017 02:56 PM (xeeHA)
her job at Sister Cities International to run Foreign Policy
Professionals for Hillary.
sucks to be her. She might be forced to pawn her hyphen, to keep body and soul-shaped void together.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 02:56 PM (bG+ug)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at January 10, 2017 02:51 PM (C9pBZ)
269 This is beautiful. They're eating their own.
Love it
Lesbian march?
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 10, 2017 02:52 PM (O2RFr)
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Yikes, didn't see that coming.
Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2017 02:56 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: Donald Trump 2020 at January 10, 2017 02:54 PM (hjpzi)
Not Another Terrible Agreement?
Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 02:56 PM (W6Ch1)
One Trident missile at a time.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER !
DJT builds the worlds biggest parking lot
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 10, 2017 02:56 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2017 02:57 PM (8b+oT)
John Conner, I am here to save you from Ace's dick.
Posted by: Red-Eyed Arnie at January 10, 2017 02:57 PM (B+qrE)
Those words don't have the same impact unless Shep Smith is screaming them while standing knee deep in water.
Posted by: jwest at January 10, 2017 02:57 PM (Zs4uk)
For real? Oh man, I may go and watch for Saturday entertainment now that college football is over.
Posted by: no good deed at January 10, 2017 02:57 PM (hJamr)
If they were smart they would help the newly liberated private sector and compete with the rest of us.
Sure. If they had skillz.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 02:57 PM (mZLmb)
Those words don't have the same impact unless Shep Smith is screaming them while standing knee deep in water.
Posted by: jwest at January 10, 2017 02:57 PM (Zs4uk)
heh
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2017 02:58 PM (PY9jH)
They are always immensely puzzled when we, you know, live up to our principles. They did the same thing to Romney's grandkids.
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It never occurred to that guy that there are people out there for whom a minority person might be a beloved family member and not just a virtue signalling prop.
Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ) at January 10, 2017 02:58 PM (vivhj)
Posted by: mrp at January 10, 2017 02:58 PM (JBggj)
Yay.
The President may have no say over what Congress does take up, but as the head of the party, it's nice to see Trump giving elected Republicans a kick in the pants in the right direction.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 10, 2017 02:58 PM (zdM/+)
226 More boner news - The 'Women's march on America' is falling apart because the BLM women want the white women to march in the back and STFU
Posted by: GregV61
#TheResistanceIsFeudal
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 02:58 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: no good deed at January 10, 2017 02:57 PM (hJamr)
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....oh.... and FUCK YOU TOO BUDDY!!!
Posted by: ALABAMA at January 10, 2017 02:58 PM (8XRCm)
I don't even...
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2017 02:58 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 02:58 PM (hjpzi)
I don't know much, but I know Literature when I see it.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 10, 2017 02:59 PM (zKIA2)
Who could've dreamed it would be such sweet, sweet music? Just two weeks ago I was grimly preparing for The Cackle. Now it's like I represent the Lollipop Guild.
gonna be at the show on 1/20 with bells on.
Posted by: General Zod at January 10, 2017 02:59 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2017 02:28 PM (r/0kC)
Let the JEF take AF1 to Chicago, and then have the plane in the shop for maintenance when he wants to fly back. Force him to fly commercial or charter his own jet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 02:59 PM (bG+ug)
Posted by: mrp at January 10, 2017 02:58 PM (JBggj)
And if we can just strip federal funding of THAT.....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2017 02:59 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 10, 2017 02:59 PM (9krrF)
"Is grabbing a woman by her genitals sexual assault?"
Let's ask Billy Jeff.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2017 02:59 PM (PY9jH)
Indeed. First question I'd ask as Trump is how many icbm/slbm currently targeted on the Mad Mullah Republic.
Most Iranians are not congenitally anti-American and not much more anti-Israel than a lot of Lebanese Christians, but the government has to be brought to heel.
You start by killing Iranian military forces operating outside the Iranian borders.
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 02:59 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: General Zod at January 10, 2017 02:59 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 02:51 PM (mZLmb)
Yes
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 10, 2017 02:59 PM (2x9LM)
her job at Sister Cities International to run Foreign Policy
Professionals for Hillary.
Magic Eight Ball sez, "You have not chosen wisely".
Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 02:59 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 10, 2017 02:59 PM (kTF2Z)
Unless it's detachable....
Posted by: King Missile at January 10, 2017 02:59 PM (NOIQH)
Only if you're not famous and you don't show her nice furniture after.
Posted by: General Zod at January 10, 2017 03:00 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Robert Plant at January 10, 2017 03:00 PM (nCSwS)
Those words don't have the same impact unless Shep Smith is screaming them while standing knee deep in water.
Posted by: jwest at January 10, 2017 02:57 PM (Zs4uk)
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Maximilien Robespierre wonders when they'll finally get it right.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 10, 2017 03:00 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 10, 2017 02:50 PM (O2RFr)
I imagine there will also be a lot of bitching, lecturing and Barry taking shots at Trump and us.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 03:00 PM (493sH)
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 03:00 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 02:58 PM (hjpzi)
Retrain as gloryhole navigators. ("No, the HOLE IN THE STALL! THE HOLE!")
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at January 10, 2017 03:01 PM (RD7QR)
They are always immensely puzzled when we, you know, live up to our principles. They did the same thing to Romney's grandkids.
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It never occurred to that guy that there are people out there for
whom a minority person might be a beloved family member and not just a
virtue signalling prop.
Posted by: Lily
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We just got a glimpse into that guy's dark soul. He cannot relate to loving a child of another race.
Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2017 03:01 PM (8b+oT)
Where are all the articles about 95 million plus Americans who cannot get a job? What about the 18 million jobs lost during the housing bubble? What about the trade agreements that wiped out the second teir jobs, known as the manufacturing sector, which most men relied on to raise a family?
But cry me a fucking river for a bunch of talentless hacks who have been living off of grift and graft, and now can't find work in the real world because people hate them.
Guess Hillary and Obama were not as popular as they thought.
Posted by: Micheal Obama's Fury Nuts at January 10, 2017 03:01 PM (iztiu)
I blame the male symbol on that magazine cover!
Seriously though, they'll get past this and do their couple thousand women march which will be quintupled in total by the media and given rapturous, worshipful coverage. They'll carefully avoid showing the "castrate all white men" and "Death to honky" signs, and not show the carpet of trash left behind.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 03:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2017 03:01 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 10, 2017 03:01 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 10, 2017 03:01 PM (nQ10o)
326 What's bizarre to me is that the press is acting as if the increase of jobs over the Obama administration is somehow the standard; that's how it always was. Losing those jobs isn't a return to normal, its a devastating blow to the economy and jobs market.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 02:59 PM (39g3+)
Just think of how this crisis will double and redouble if one of those terrible winter storms grabs the economy by the throat, too! Armageddon!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 03:01 PM (BK3ZS)
Sessions got Leahy to clarify "against her will."
I think.
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 03:02 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: Skunky Choom at January 10, 2017 03:02 PM (u/p7K)
*
*
I can see it now:
Marie Harf vs. S.E. Cupp. Tops optional. 12 rounds, and hitting below the belt is allowed.
Posted by: People Everywhere Annoyed by Clintons at January 10, 2017 03:02 PM (PLO14)
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 03:00 PM (3jGss)
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No...but he might just go after you for not being able to keep your mouth shut about classified information.
They didnt call you Leaky for nothing asshole.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2017 03:02 PM (8XRCm)
"Is talking about grabbing a woman by her genitals sexual assault?"
Posted by: McCool at January 10, 2017 03:02 PM (nCSwS)
I'm pretty sure their comrades can get them in.
Posted by: Marcus T
It's really too bad because all the female Hillary workers were counting on getting a raise once the minimum wage hike came in. Now they'll be competing with displaced fast food workers for jobs they are qualified for.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 10, 2017 03:02 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
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Tapper slapped him down pretty hard.
Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal., But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 10, 2017 03:02 PM (7B3HW)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 03:02 PM (jJzFk)
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 03:03 PM (3jGss)
march against trump... Is it wrong of me to hope for lightening to
strike?
It's wrong of you not to give them metal poles to tape their signs to.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 10, 2017 03:03 PM (4WhSY)
>> assault?"
"Is speaking about grabbing a woman by her genitals any less First Amendment protected speech than Barack Obama's favorite musicians rapping about shooting cops?"
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 03:03 PM (TppKb)
An everyday affair, ever since the California toilets became mandatory, with their Feinstein flushing action.
Posted by: geoffb5 at January 10, 2017 03:03 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Skunky Choom at January 10, 2017 03:02 PM (u/p7K)
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Sounds simply post-apocalyptic. What do you do without a legislative body constantly making up new rules for you to live under?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 10, 2017 03:03 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2017 03:03 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2017 03:03 PM (PY9jH)
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Ted Kennedy is unavailable for comment.
Posted by: mrp at January 10, 2017 03:03 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 10, 2017 03:01 PM (O2RFr)
Maybe some really miserable January weather we'll see how long they last
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2017 03:04 PM (493sH)
"Is talking about grabbing a woman by her genitals sexual assault?"
Posted by: McCool at January 10, 2017 03:02 PM (nCSwS)
Yeah, but you came up with that distinction, and Sessions did not.
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 03:04 PM (3jGss)
I blame the male symbol on that magazine cover!
Seriously though, they'll get past this and do their couple thousand women march which will be quintupled in total by the media and given rapturous, worshipful coverage. They'll carefully avoid showing the "castrate all white men" and "Death to honky" signs, and not show the carpet of trash left behind.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 03:01 PM (39g3+)
Spot. On.
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 10, 2017 03:04 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2017 03:04 PM (ujg0T)
"People are in shock," said Anastasia Kessler-Dellaccio, 35, who quit her job at Sister Cities International to run Foreign Policy Professionals for Hillary.
Chris Stevens was knocked out of the running.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 03:04 PM (BK3ZS)
""Is talking about grabbing a
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 03:04 PM (39g3+)
>> tape their signs to.
Baby, you're a firework...
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 03:04 PM (TppKb)
In Trumps' America, ...
Wait. "Trumps' America" doesn't happen for another 10 days. That should be plenty of time to get a job at Home Depot (or in the parking lot of Home Depot).
Posted by: Arbalest at January 10, 2017 03:04 PM (FlRtG)
"Is talking about grabbing a woman by her genitals sexual assault?"
Posted by: McCool at January 10, 2017 03:02 PM (nCSwS)
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"Talking about letting him grab them."
A little more clarification.
Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2017 03:04 PM (hdpay)
#BLM just lost their front row position to Divas.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 03:05 PM (mZLmb)
Posted by: West at January 10, 2017 03:05 PM (1Rgee)
her job at Sister Cities International
-----
Oh shit! Who's going to pick up the phone, call a sister city and do the important work of sister citying?!?!
Hey!
Hey!
What are you doing, sister city?
Nothing much. What are you doing, sister city?
Nothing.
Cool.
Yeah.
Well, let's talk again real soon!
Okay!
Bye!
Bye!
I'm going to lunch, anyone want to go?
Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2017 03:05 PM (8b+oT)
367 Speaking of creeps like Leahy, who IS the most contemptible Senator now that Boxer is gone?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2017 03:04 PM (ujg0T)
Schumer
McCain
Miss Lindsey
Durbin
Whitehouse
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 03:05 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2017 03:05 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 03:01 PM (39g3+)
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I have a suspicion that whatever the Lefty anarchists have planned for the Inauguration itself will end up dominating the headlines. I think they are going to get violent.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 10, 2017 03:05 PM (xeeHA)
Just asked Sessions if grabbing a woman by her genitals is considered sexual assault.
Wow!
Posted by: drowningpuppies at January 10, 2017 03:05 PM (qWzLW)
In Trump's America, Iran is sent 130 tons of uranium.
One Trident missile at a time.
Much better.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite 2.0 at January 10, 2017 03:05 PM (GiDKn)
It's taken some effort, but I'm still fairly sure I've heard less from that ignorant non-entity the last 8 years than I heard the one time I was around him, which was the first and only exposure.
Just 10 days until, instead of quickly jumping to turn off the radio or whatever, I can instead listen, hoping to hear der Trumpenfuhrer say something wild and entertaining (and correct).
Though guarded pessimism will remain my Defense Condition until action and events merit a change in that.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2017 03:05 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 10, 2017 03:05 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 03:00 PM (3jGss)
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Vermont just elected a Republican governor. When's Leahy up for reelection?
Posted by: mrp at January 10, 2017 03:05 PM (JBggj)
>> see how long they last
Katy Perry dripping fucking wet - yeah, worth five minutes.
Cher dripping wet - call the dogcatcher.
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 03:06 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2017 03:06 PM (Gyydm)
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 03:06 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: mrp at January 10, 2017 03:03 PM (JBggj)"
And it was Teddy's filthy lies and smears about Jeff Sessions that are being revived.
Even in death, Glug-Glug-Drunk-Drunk is still not Dead-Dead.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2017 03:06 PM (ujg0T)
If my dick didn't tell me what to do I would have never married "twice".
Oh maybe you have a good point.
Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 03:06 PM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 10, 2017 02:42 PM (gTQoY)
It would take a heart of stone not to laugh
Posted by: Oscar Wilde at January 10, 2017 03:06 PM (Ya7zs)
If it's good enough for us, it's good enough for everyone else.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 03:06 PM (mZLmb)
Hey, there's no doubt you deserve this Swedish Nobel thingie more than I do. No doubt in my mind whatsoever.
Get your FedEx dropoff to me, I'll ship the damned thing right over.
Posted by: Bob Dylan at January 10, 2017 03:06 PM (nd1zx)
Posted by: jimveejr at January 10, 2017 03:06 PM (2s1Lx)
What EVENT? He was SPEAKING. He wasn't GRABBING.
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 03:06 PM (TppKb)
My dick just put on a black cape and started whispering "I'm Batman."
Please reserve Spiderman jokes for Trump 2020.
Posted by: DaveA at January 10, 2017 03:06 PM (8J/Te)
We'll wait.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2017 03:06 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at January 10, 2017 03:06 PM (dQJCS)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at January 10, 2017 03:06 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: Carol at January 10, 2017 03:07 PM (sj3Ax)
>> Nobel thingie more than I do. No doubt in my mind
>> whatsoever.
It's probably not Muldoon's thing to set Ace's post to 'Like A Rolling Stone' or 'A Hard Rain's Gonna Fall'...but there's got to be some budding Holly Beth Vincent out there.
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 03:07 PM (TppKb)
It's ALL about Trump. And if it's not, they'll MAKE it that way. Didn't they learn that they couldn't win an election by making it all about how "Trump is unfit"? Do they think they will govern this way?
Are they trying to get DC GOPes to join them against a "common enemy"? Because I'm sure after 8 years of playing designated villain, those turds just can't WAIT to become Dem puppets again. (Well, one or two might not mind, but we'll Cantor them soon enough).
The left have poisoned every well they used to drink from. Fuck 'em if they're thirsty.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 10, 2017 03:07 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2017 03:08 PM (jJzFk)
Thrive.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 03:08 PM (mZLmb)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 03:08 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at January 10, 2017 03:06 PM (dQJCS)
Bless their hearts.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2017 03:08 PM (PY9jH)
A little more clarification.
Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2017 03:04 PM (hdpay)
Yep.
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 03:08 PM (3jGss)
"didn't see that coming"
nobody wants to see those particular lesbians coming.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
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Ben and Jerry's new flavor's are here!?!? AGNNNNUUUGZZZWHAOOoo.
Posted by: those particular lesbians at January 10, 2017 03:08 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Bobbymike at January 10, 2017 03:08 PM (qTHUr)
Oh, give it up, Pat! I don't even care about this shit any more!!
Posted by: Gloria Allred at January 10, 2017 03:08 PM (qJhUV)
That's the advice these yutzes dished out to everyone else that got shafted out of their job during Obama's Medium-Dark Ages; why don't they follow it themselves?/knows answer perfectly well.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 10, 2017 03:08 PM (nd1zx)
Posted by: DaveA at January 10, 2017 03:09 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Ex-Federal Workers at January 10, 2017 03:09 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2017 03:09 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 03:09 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2017 03:09 PM (8nWyX)
396 CNN actually has a real time digital clock superimposed on the Sessions hearing counting down until Obama's speech.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at January 10, 2017 03:06 PM (dQJCS)
Does it sport the WH-approved, "Clocks by Clock-Boy" certification?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 03:09 PM (BK3ZS)
They already wrote their response to the speech.... magnificent, tops the Gettysburg Address... We will never have a President like Obama again!
I hope that part is true...
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 10, 2017 03:09 PM (O2RFr)
The left have poisoned every well they used to drink from. Fuck 'em if they're thirsty.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 10, 2017 03:07 PM (S2VsH)
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They never developed a strategy for a Trump presidency should they lose the election.
I'm fairly certain that they're just winging it for now.
If we're lucky, Trump will be able to keep them from settling down to think through strategy enough to develop anything for a while.
All they have is impotent rage.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 10, 2017 03:09 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 10, 2017 03:09 PM (di1hb)
>> superimposed on the Sessions hearing counting
>> down until Obama's speech.
Someone needs to superimpose a thirty-mile schadenboner spattering on Obama's face while he speaks.
I'm sure he'll give us the usual view of his well-trimmed nose hair.
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 03:09 PM (TppKb)
Bad investment.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 10, 2017 03:09 PM (toH8T)
367 Speaking of creeps like Leahy, who IS the most contemptible Senator now that Boxer is gone?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2017 03:04 PM (ujg0T)
Schumer
McCain
Miss Lindsey
Durbin
Whitehouse
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 03:05 PM (BK3ZS)
Of those listed, I would say Durban is the worst, in the sense of most smarmy, must smearing, most dishonest, most whining, most chutzpah, most *grating on the ears* when s/he speaks.
Schumer is evil, but cleverly so.
The rest are just meh.
I would nominate Senator Lizzy Lieawatha from Massholeland as well.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2017 03:10 PM (ujg0T)
This is unconscionable!
If only you hadn't worked so effectively to make jobs hard to come by!
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2017 03:10 PM (2z74n)
Did they spot him 15-20 minutes for when he's inevitably late?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 03:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 03:09 PM (cAnNx)
They're setting up the styrofoam columns as we speak.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2017 03:10 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: mrp at January 10, 2017 03:03 PM (JBggj)
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Ted Kennedy could have saved a life by grabbing a woman by any body part.
But he's roasting in hell instead.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 10, 2017 03:10 PM (xeeHA)
349 The Texas Legislature was sworn in today. And, in 140 days, they'll
go back home for the next 2 years, live under the legislation they
passed (or didn't) and leave us the fuck alone.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at January 10, 2017 03:02 PM (u/p7K)
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Sounds simply post-apocalyptic. What do you do without a legislative body constantly making up new rules for you to live under?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Sadly, we will always have DC bureaucrats to pick up the slack.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at January 10, 2017 03:10 PM (u/p7K)
Thrive.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 03:08 PM (mZLmb)
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"But what about our newest group of oppressed category of people?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
-Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 10, 2017 03:10 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2017 02:54 PM (ujg0T)
@ira He's an MTV skank who tweeted this about Sessions granddaughter
Sessions, sir, kindly return this Asian baby to the Toys R Us you stole her from
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 10, 2017 03:10 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2017 03:10 PM (4ErVI)
I found the article about The JEF & Mrs. C. employees unable to find jobs at Free Beacon.
Posted by: Carol at January 10, 2017 03:11 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at January 10, 2017 03:11 PM (qJhUV)
Have they added an extra 45 minutes for Obama Time. He's got his own time zone, you see.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 10, 2017 03:11 PM (SIY7D)
Yeah that Mussolini pose is the worst single image he could ever project, but nobody ever called him on it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 03:11 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2017 03:11 PM (yx0Ld)
My boner's so hard a cat can't scratch it.
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My dick just started doing squats.
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My dick just put on a black cape and started whispering "I'm Batman."
I gotta admit, this is classic ace. Dick GAINZZ! Good job, ace.
Posted by: RickZ at January 10, 2017 03:11 PM (91AeI)
I'm probably being dramatic, but I fear this is going to be mass rioting on a scale we have never seen before.
Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2017 03:12 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2017 03:11 PM (yx0Ld)
======================
"Stop killing us!"
-KKK protester at Sessions confirmation hearing
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 10, 2017 03:12 PM (zdM/+)
Is this now the end of his medical/surgical issues? I sure hope so.
Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal., But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 10, 2017 03:12 PM (7B3HW)
Indeed some of them are more in need of lightening than others.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 10, 2017 03:12 PM (H5rtT)
I'm probably being dramatic, but I fear this is going to be mass rioting on a scale we have never seen before.
Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2017 03:12 PM (q177U)
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Why did I immediately think of Bastiat?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 10, 2017 03:12 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 10, 2017 03:12 PM (Fb9aZ)
What EVENT? He was SPEAKING. He wasn't GRABBING.
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 03:06 PM (TppKb)
In LeahyWorld, I think that would be "admission of guilt." Leahy was misrepresenting the whole story.
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 03:12 PM (3jGss)
Where will they stack all the sammiches at the end of it???
Posted by: Bat Boner at January 10, 2017 03:12 PM (V89HJ)
Ace found it, too...I think.
Confession : I didn't read the post.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2017 03:12 PM (hjpzi)
Manolo! Another margarita!!
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at January 10, 2017 03:11 PM (qJhUV)
Are you cheating on me?
Posted by: Paulo at January 10, 2017 03:12 PM (W6Ch1)
I can entertain myself. Ahem.
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 10, 2017 03:13 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 10, 2017 03:13 PM (9krrF)
I would just like to emphasize that I'm in no way related to any piece of dolphin crap named Patrick Leahy.
Thank you. Dismissed.
Posted by: Fleet Admiral William D Leahy at January 10, 2017 03:13 PM (nd1zx)
I think you mean Harry Reid.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 03:13 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Mr. Magoose at January 10, 2017 03:13 PM (0dmP2)
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tee hee hee
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 10, 2017 03:14 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2017 03:14 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: rickb223"
Not a problem. The Divas declare they identify as Black (for the day) so then Hollywood Divas, white feminists and black women can all be center of attention. simultaneously.. Win-Win-Win
Posted by: Ripley at January 10, 2017 03:14 PM (1BQGO)
>>
>> I hope that part is true...
Down at the bottom of the cesspit that is the nadir of the American presidency, there are two names - James Buchanan and Barack Obama.
Even Carter, even Woodrow Wilson, even Rutherford Hayes, even whichever of the two Andrews you hate, are just kinda sitting on the rim bare-assed shitting on those two.
Bush 43 is three steps from the rim thanking God Obama turned out to be so much worse that he's not treading, uh, water.
It's entirely possible Trump might fuck this up but we've had sixteen years of fail and his Cabinet nominations are pretty damn good, better than anything we've seen in decades.
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 03:14 PM (TppKb)
Stand by for a mad rush to publish " Sloth, Narcissism and Apathy: My Years Inside The Obama Administration".
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 10, 2017 03:14 PM (toH8T)
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 10, 2017 03:14 PM (6n332)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 10, 2017 03:14 PM (2x9LM)
https://youtu.be/K-umP7uqmfM?t=1m20s
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2017 03:14 PM (s6uSp)
I think you mean Harry Reid.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 03:13 PM (qJhUV)
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Can't we just enjoy this moment after both of their departures and before Kamala Harris becomes a regular noise machine at the national level?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 10, 2017 03:14 PM (zdM/+)
People pay good money to run through those kind of tactical scenarios. It's probably too much to ask for those assholes to put on that kind of live-fire exercise for free.
But a man can dream, right ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 10, 2017 03:15 PM (E5dnG)
Speaking of creeps like Leahy, who IS the most contemptible Senator now that Boxer is gone?
I think you mean Harry Reid.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 03:13 PM (qJhUV)
I'm going to say Kamala Harris. She is a deranged leftist moonbat and just a vile human being.
Posted by: IC at January 10, 2017 03:15 PM (a0IVu)
You've probably answered this 100 times but how do you get the italics to work? I tried but it didn't work.
I'm using Chrome.
Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2017 03:15 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 03:09 PM (cAnNx)
They're setting up the styrofoam columns as we speak.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Those aren't styrofoam columns...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 10, 2017 03:15 PM (9krrF)
In Trump's America, Shaun 'Talcum X' King may struggle to find work pretending to be a black man.
Posted by: SchlongStrong at January 10, 2017 03:15 PM (SSUEn)
443 Million womyn march....
Where will they stack all the sammiches at the end of it???
Posted by: Bat Boner at January 10, 2017 03:12 PM (V89HJ)
Each of the womyns should be equipped with the triple toms used in marching bands. One tom will hold the sammich ingredients, the middle tom will be the workspace in which the sammiches are made and the third tom will hold the completed sammiches, neatly cut in two and wrapped.
It would be glorious!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 03:15 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 03:14 PM (TppKb)
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I don't know...I have a pretty low opinion of both Adamses.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 10, 2017 03:16 PM (zdM/+)
LOL. Something tells me #BLM won't buy that shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 03:16 PM (mZLmb)
Posted by: Seems legit at January 10, 2017 03:16 PM (U+nHb)
Lock the door to the wine cellar.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 10, 2017 03:16 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Carol at January 10, 2017 03:16 PM (sj3Ax)
I'm using Chrome.
Posted by: WisRich
Formatting has to be within tags, such as [ i ] this [ /i ].
Except no spaces inside the brackets.
Also works with b for bold, u for underline, and s for strikethrough.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 10, 2017 03:16 PM (9krrF)
Glass ceiling repair people are really having a problem.
and this is funny stolen from Breitbart:
"Starting tonight Senate Dems are on Snapchat," said a message on Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer's Twitter account. "Add to hear more on our fight to protect healthcare and tell GOP Don't #MakeAmericaGreatAgain."
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2017 03:16 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 03:17 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: David Windsor at January 10, 2017 03:17 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 10, 2017 03:17 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2017 03:17 PM (PY9jH)
Barack Obama is getting involved.
He has even written a paper. With his signature ability to create disaster wherever he goes and whatever he becomes in involved in turning immediately to shit, I think we can expect the Global Warming movement will soon collapse.
http://tinyurl.com/hnua5zw
Posted by: MTF at January 10, 2017 03:17 PM (X4ZNp)
I'm using Chrome.
[ i ] words [ / i ]
Take the spaces out in the brackets.
Forward slash.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 03:18 PM (mZLmb)
Except no spaces inside the brackets.
Also works with b for bold, u for underline, and s for strikethrough.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at January 10, 2017 03:16 PM (9krrF)
Thanks
Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2017 03:18 PM (hdpay)
Lock the door to the wine cellar.
Heya, now!!!?! Wottsamatteru!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the HTML Critic ... at January 10, 2017 03:18 PM (AoK0a)
"Starting tonight Senate Dems are on Snapchat," said a message on Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer's Twitter account. "Add to hear more on our fight to protect healthcare and tell GOP Don't #MakeAmericaGreatAgain."
There's a winner! Run with it!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 03:18 PM (BK3ZS)
And if was quoted correctly, he had one of the original cases of raging Atomic Moral Imbecility that has crippled the west ever since (i.e. somehow nukes are more eviler than other methods that produce the same result, cuz magic or something).
Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2017 03:18 PM (QDnY+)
Yeah, did some journalist grade googlefyin', and 30 seconds later found out that this change in how unemployment was measured began in August of 2010.
Suuuuuuuuch a shock.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk - slip slidin' away at January 10, 2017 03:18 PM (kVX3W)
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2017 03:18 PM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2017 03:19 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 10, 2017 03:19 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 03:19 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2017 03:19 PM (PY9jH)
If they had empathy with more than half of their country and worked for the good of all they would still have jobs, just not those jobs.
They had those jobs precisely because they had no empathy with the common people so as they say "Cry me a river".
Posted by: Decaf at January 10, 2017 03:19 PM (WrEuY)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 10, 2017 03:19 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 10, 2017 03:19 PM (xeeHA)
Lock the door to the wine cellar.
*snort.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 03:19 PM (mZLmb)
http://mindfulwebworks.com/art-of/ace-of-spades-blog-commenters-survival-guide
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at January 10, 2017 03:20 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: The Barrel at January 10, 2017 03:20 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 10, 2017 03:01 PM (O2RFr)
Infiltrate the march, and start a riot by throwing used tampons from the BLM sector into the melanin-deficient sector, and vice versa. Then quietly slip away.
Take video.
Profit!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 03:20 PM (bG+ug)
Posted by: McCool at January 10, 2017 03:20 PM (nCSwS)
Word is out that Sir Golfsalot has written his own farewell speech.
In the wordsmith market, prices on "I", "me", "my" and "mine" prices have soared from sudden and precipitous scarcity.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 03:20 PM (BK3ZS)
Just the title of the article, by itself, conveys a pristine ignorance of economics, engineering, and science - thus, a good summary of the state of ignorance of today's "elites" and so much of the "educated" coastal clueless populace.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2017 03:21 PM (QDnY+)
>> struggle to find work pretending to be a black man.
Hey, there's always 2020. Barack Obama got away with pretending to be African-American.*
* he's African, and he's American, but he in no way lived the traditional African-American experience until he embraced it for admission/political expediency in college. He's every bit as 'African-American' as Talcum X or Rachel Frizzy-Hair.
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 03:21 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 10, 2017 03:21 PM (E5dnG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2017 03:21 PM (PY9jH)
In honor of this line I'll play Batman Arkham Knights on the PS4 I bought myself for Christmas.
Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 03:21 PM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: IC at January 10, 2017 03:15 PM (a0IVu)
As disgusting as Commielah Harris will probably be, she will have a lot of work to do to out-Boxer Boxer. Boxer set the bar for grating on the ears quite high, or is that low.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2017 03:21 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Dang at January 10, 2017 03:01 PM (8b+oT)
No, he can not relate to a conservative loving a child of another race. That goes against The Narrative.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 10, 2017 03:21 PM (ZM2xo)
Ted Kennedy's waitress sandwich game WAS assault.
Teddy's negligent homicide and failure to report it was a crime. poor Mary Jo
Posted by: illiniwek at January 10, 2017 03:21 PM (/aIFg)
Lesbian march?
Posted by: deplorable donna at January 10, 2017 02:52 PM (O2RFr)
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Yikes, didn't see that coming.
Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2017 02:56 PM
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Nobody expects the mannish exhibition!
Posted by: irright at January 10, 2017 03:21 PM (pMGkg)
then Hollywood Divas, white feminists and black women can all be center
of attention. simultaneously.. Win-Win-Win
Okay, but where do I fit in in this equation?
Posted by: Racheal Dolezal at January 10, 2017 03:22 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 10, 2017 03:21 PM (E5dnG)
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You Italian??
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2017 03:22 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: redenzo at January 10, 2017 03:22 PM (5wSNN)
"This is gonna be GRRREAAAT!!!"
Posted by: The Barrel
The Barrel has hands now? It was bad enough when it had tentacles.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 10, 2017 03:22 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: McCool at January 10, 2017 03:22 PM (nCSwS)
I lost my ability to watch him talk years ago. Anything more than a 3-5 second soundbite and I reflexively stop the video.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 10, 2017 03:22 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 10, 2017 03:22 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2017 03:22 PM (KP5rU)
One last try to not break the blog. If I'm in the barrel after this I deserve it.
I can't be trusted
Posted by: IP at January 10, 2017 03:23 PM (aPd7l)
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 03:23 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 10, 2017 03:22 PM (ul9CR)
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"I killed more than Washington, which makes me better than him. But I really shouldn't be so modest."
-BHO
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 10, 2017 03:23 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: sinalco at January 10, 2017 03:23 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 03:24 PM (3jGss)
I hereby bid $500 fir an hour with Marie Harf. I'll bring the baby oil.
Psaki, not so much.
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 02:37 PM (TppKb)
Better hurry! The "matron" look is starting to settle in around the jawline.
Posted by: imp at January 10, 2017 03:24 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: Liz Warren at January 10, 2017 03:24 PM (ODxAs)
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That's the MSM's narrative, eh?
What they mean is that this is the first speech in years where he has actually read and perhaps amended the text before reading TOTUS.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 10, 2017 03:24 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 10, 2017 03:24 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 03:24 PM (TppKb)
Newbs and formatting strings are tasty morsels for the Barrel to contemplate.
Do not disappoint, kiddos!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 03:24 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 03:24 PM (3jGss)
Extra close tags for text formatting don't rouse The Barrel. So, put one of each in your nick. Just in case.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 10, 2017 03:25 PM (di1hb)
This guy should have never been known to anyone outside his family and friends. Inshallah, much of his damage and disgrace will be erased in the coming months and years.
He's best just not spoken of again.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2017 03:25 PM (QDnY+)
Prediction: "Soaring oratory"
Posted by: tu3031 at January 10, 2017 03:25 PM (qJhUV)
Why anyone in good standing with a liberal front-group foundation would actually quit to work on a campaign? All they had to do was apply, and they were covered. Towering level of arrogance. They thought they could not lose.
Now most of those who quote quit unquote will be accommodated -- except for all those front groups who suddenly are facing funding issues, or legal trouble, or a hiring freeze, what have you. Kids, playing, learning the hard way. It's what happens when you skip a generation of losing once in a while.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 10, 2017 03:25 PM (H5rtT)
Somebody ought to go to the Barrel for that shit ...
You know, it's not good to keep that anger bottled up inside you.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 10, 2017 03:25 PM (4WhSY)
............
Chubby Batman.
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2017 03:25 PM (HgMAr)
settle in around the jawline.
Just needs a little blow, she'll relax just fine.
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 03:25 PM (TppKb)
Just like he wrote that Harvard Law Review piece on racism and crime.
Code for Obama's been reading Favreau's drafts.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 10, 2017 03:26 PM (SIY7D)
This guy should have never been known to anyone outside his family and friends. Inshallah, much of his damage and disgrace will be erased in the coming months and years.
He's best just not spoken of again.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2017 03:25 PM (QDnY+)
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Well, the speech will probably be so amazing as to wipe anything Cato ever said off the planet, so we should pay rapt attention.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 10, 2017 03:26 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2017 03:26 PM (KP5rU)
Well no drones involved but the kill number for my invention is way higher.
Posted by: Albert Nobel at January 10, 2017 03:26 PM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 10, 2017 03:26 PM (0Rr2q)
I guess that's what happens when you are Democrat staffers and have NO credentials other than your earnestness.
Even the Think Tanks and stupid useless kollege kampuses have no use for you.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2017 03:26 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: IP at January 10, 2017 03:26 PM (aPd7l)
Somebody ought to go to the Barrel for that shit ...
You know, it's not good to keep that anger bottled up inside you.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 10, 2017 03:25 PM (4WhSY)
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Italian Tempers. When dago off..... DAGO OFF!!
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2017 03:27 PM (8XRCm)
Will Wheaton is a dork, but he once had a great article (post?) about his refusing to do a slate/salon column because all they promised him was "exposure."
These turdlings will be flooding the zone with their idiotic ramblings in an effort to turn their "exposure" into "notoriety". Brace yourself for the tsunami of stupid.
Posted by: imp at January 10, 2017 03:27 PM (XIXZz)
Seconded. I don't understand why anyone blogs about his speeches to begin with, other than to have fun with when his teleprompter malfunctions or to count his self-references. Which should be in the quadruple digits tonight.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 03:27 PM (39g3+)
Lock the door to the wine cellar.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 10, 2017 03:16 PM (4WhSY)
Maybe we can print that comment permanently next to the comment box. Like, not a copy of the REAL procedure, but that comment.
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 03:27 PM (3jGss)
Somebody ought to go to the Barrel for that shit ...
You know, it's not good to keep that anger bottled up inside you.
Sour grapes.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 10, 2017 03:28 PM (ul9CR)
Just the title of the article, by itself, conveys a pristine
ignorance of economics, engineering, and science - thus, a good summary
of the state of ignorance of today's "elites" and so much of the
"educated" coastal clueless populace.
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So, I'm in Metro Detroit. It's Auto Show time, which means endless news segements on the wonder of green energy and electric cars. It's the wave of the future! Everyone wants them! The best thing in the world are small, lightweight cars the plug in! THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!
Where do we plug these cars in?
Not identified
How much does it cost to power these cars?
Not addressed
What is the original source for electrical power for these cars?
No idea.
How long do these batteries last?
Not discussed
How much does it cost to replace the batteries?
Lalalalala I can't hear you.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 03:28 PM (J5mC3)
454 Down at the bottom of the cesspit that is the nadir of the American
presidency, there are two names - James Buchanan and Barack Obama.
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 03:14 PM (TppKb)
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I don't know...I have a pretty low opinion of both Adamses.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 10, 2017 03:16 PM (zdM/+) ____________________________________________________
"You mean I'm off the hook as worst elected official to the Federal Executive Branch? Thank goodness!"
Posted by: Zombie Aaron Burr at January 10, 2017 03:28 PM (Fb9aZ)
>> bottled up inside you.
1996 Anger, Prosecco-type sparking wine. Wine Spectator 93 points.
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 03:28 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2017 03:28 PM (s6uSp)
What do these people do for 8 hours a day? Like, I can't imagine how they pass that much time. Just reading comments on blogs?
I fundamentally don't understand the nature of these 'jobs.'
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 10, 2017 03:28 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 10, 2017 03:28 PM (gMcji)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 10, 2017 03:28 PM (toH8T)
Somebody ought to go to the Barrel for that shit ...
You know, it's not good to keep that anger bottled up inside you.
Sour grapes.
Vinegar?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 03:28 PM (mZLmb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 10, 2017 03:22 PM (4WhSY)
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Toss enough stuff in their and it's bound to have about any kind of appendage you can imagine.
And some you can't imagine.
Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ) at January 10, 2017 03:28 PM (vivhj)
Posted by: imp at January 10, 2017 03:27 PM (XIXZz)
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Like an internet overload of left wing garbage blogs as they discover they're no longer "desirable"?
Posted by: IP at January 10, 2017 03:29 PM (aPd7l)
Do reporters now have that phrase in autotext? It would save a lot of typing if they did.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2017 03:29 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2017 03:29 PM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2017 03:29 PM (ODxAs)
Prediction: "Soaring oratory"
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Apes. Crunching figs. In caves.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 10, 2017 03:29 PM (toH8T)
Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at January 10, 2017 03:29 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at January 10, 2017 03:30 PM (ul9CR)
/just saying...
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 03:30 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 03:30 PM (mZLmb)
Apes. Crunching figs. In caves.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at January 10, 2017 03:29 PM (toH8T)
Grottos, not caves. Where is your poetic soul?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 03:30 PM (BK3ZS)
>> wonder of green energy and electric cars.
Chevrolet SS. Last real American car (okay, except for the big Mercedes-designed Fiats built in Canada which are pretty good.) Last real Australian car.
Grossly disappointed they dumped Jungle Green for 2017, but trying to count the nickels for a blue one.
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 03:30 PM (TppKb)
Are we going to be bombed?
Posted by: StacyAW at January 10, 2017 03:31 PM (PBhCj)
Newbs and formatting strings are tasty morsels for the Barrel to contemplate.
Do not disappoint, kiddos!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 03:24 PM (BK3ZS)
You are scaring me again.
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 10, 2017 03:31 PM (nQ10o)
It's simple.
Just comment at any other website.
Posted by: jwest at January 10, 2017 03:31 PM (Zs4uk)
defeat, leave Washington and go to Think Tanks and Ivory Towers to
Think. About Things.
Well I think we have a gig at the Ivory Towers in February!
Posted by: Harf and Psaki: Pole Dancers for Hire at January 10, 2017 03:31 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2017 03:31 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 03:31 PM (7HtZB)
That will simply never cease to be funny.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC
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That, and "Stolen Pallor"
(I wish I could remember who here deserves the dredit for that one)
Posted by: Chi #All Commenters Are Equal., But Some Commenters Are More Equal Than Others at January 10, 2017 03:31 PM (7B3HW)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 10, 2017 03:31 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Joe Biden, 2020 at January 10, 2017 03:32 PM (48hJI)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2017 03:32 PM (4ErVI)
/just saying...
*wipes tear from his eye*
I'm so proud of you.
Posted by: Gene Simmons, master merchandiser at January 10, 2017 03:32 PM (4WhSY)
Pirelli
Dago up hill
Dago down hill
Dago round turns
And when dago flat
Dago wop wop wop wop...
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 03:32 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: furious_a at January 10, 2017 03:32 PM (7C7xp)
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Well no drones involved but the kill number for my invention is way higher.
Posted by: Albert Nobel at January 10, 2017 03:26 PM (W6Ch1)
Not the same thing, fake zombie Nobel. The argument is the same as "guns kill," in that no, they don't. People kill.
Obama orders drone strikes, you didn't order anybody blowed up with dynamite... that I know of.
Same difference as being a football coach. Swinney of Clemson can claim to have won the National Championship, even though he made no plays on the field.
Whereas, the guy who invented football has no hand whatsoever in the outcome of various games.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2017 03:32 PM (TOk1P)
69 "You've probably answered this 100 times but how do you get the italics to work?"
Platinum membership required. I'll send you the mailing address upon request. Cash payments only.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2017 03:32 PM (BK3ZS)
It's simple.
Just comment at any other website.
Posted by: jwest at January 10, 2017 03:31 PM (Zs4uk)
And then copy that comment from the other website, and paste it here.
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 03:33 PM (3jGss)
Are we going to be bombed?
Posted by: StacyAW at January 10, 2017 03:31 PM (PBhCj)
..............
Soon. We just got the uranium.
Friggin' Mericans, so impatient.
Posted by: Iran at January 10, 2017 03:33 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at January 10, 2017 03:33 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2017 03:33 PM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: IP at January 10, 2017 03:33 PM (aPd7l)
I gotta wait?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 10, 2017 03:33 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Mega at January 10, 2017 03:33 PM (F7oul)
Posted by: irright at January 10, 2017 03:21 PM (pMGkg)
Golf clap!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2017 03:34 PM (bG+ug)
You mean we weren't supposed to start?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 03:34 PM (mZLmb)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at January 10, 2017 03:34 PM (cCsPW)
Lalalalala I can't hear you.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 03:28 PM (J5mC3)
When one calculates "total" cost per mile electric cars suck and blow."total" cost of car+fuel+maintenance+dying in an acid fueled fire.
Posted by: Willy J. at January 10, 2017 03:34 PM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 03:34 PM (/tuJf)
Just needs a little blow, she'll relax just fine.
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 03:25 PM (TppKb)
Coked-out Pam was pretty hot, no? Well after she starts missing a few prime rib dinners on the DC circuit, she's got a small chance of coming out slightly more attractive than a late stage kirsty alley
Posted by: imp at January 10, 2017 03:35 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: gracepc at January 10, 2017 03:35 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 03:35 PM (J5mC3)
Nobody expects the mannish exhibition!
Posted by: irright
Hey. Did You Guys See What He Did There?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 10, 2017 03:35 PM (H5rtT)
I'm going to watch to see if he throws in some references to figs and shaggy pelts as homage to his other great masterwork.
Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ) at January 10, 2017 03:35 PM (vivhj)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 03:31 PM (7HtZB)
............
I like the pointy ears.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 10, 2017 03:35 PM (HgMAr)
That will simply never cease to be funny.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 10, 2017 03:28 PM (gMcji)
Did that originate with Godfrey Elfwick? It sounds like him.
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 03:35 PM (3jGss)
As above at 496
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2017 03:35 PM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 10, 2017 03:36 PM (gAXee)
What would you say you do here?
Posted by: The Bobs at January 10, 2017 03:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: jwest at January 10, 2017 03:36 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2017 03:36 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 10, 2017 03:36 PM (yfObW)
Posted by: Waiting for Greatness at January 10, 2017 03:36 PM (3myMJ)
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And then get 600 lines of blank space followed by MS gibberish and then your comment. #Winning
Posted by: Mega at January 10, 2017 03:36 PM (F7oul)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 10, 2017 03:37 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 03:31 PM (7HtZB)
............
Pics or .......
No, on second thought, never mind....
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 10, 2017 03:37 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2017 03:37 PM (yx0Ld)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2017 03:37 PM (KP5rU)
blow."total" cost of car+fuel+maintenance+dying in an acid fueled fire.
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About five or six years ago, I talked to an independent expert RE: electric and hybrid vehicles.
What they don't tell you is that the cells will definitely die. Cost back then to replace a battery ? $5000.
Plus.. you have to be extremely militant about maintenance; if you don't do the suggested maintenance their way, the warrenty is void.
/yay! Electric Car Nazis!
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 03:38 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: The Bobs at January 10, 2017 03:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2017 03:38 PM (9Fhb4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2017 03:38 PM (sRFAL)
Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2017 03:38 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: undocumented imposter at January 10, 2017 03:38 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 03:38 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2017 03:39 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2017 03:39 PM (cAnNx)
No, on second thought, never mind....
But I went and got the lighting just right.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 10, 2017 03:39 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 10, 2017 03:39 PM (gTQoY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2017 03:39 PM (sRFAL)
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Translation:
Some unnamed minion or minions are writing the speech, and Preezy Muslim Brotherhood will read it out loud via teleprompter.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 03:39 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at January 10, 2017 03:40 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: The Bobs at January 10, 2017 03:38 PM (39g3+)
I think they're getting him on record in this session, and will do followups in the next session.
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 03:40 PM (3jGss)
As long as it doesn't say "I'm Buttman" you're okay.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2017 03:40 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2017 03:40 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Robert Byrd at January 10, 2017 03:40 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Don Lemon at January 10, 2017 03:40 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: The Barrel at January 10, 2017 03:40 PM (gTQoY)
I think some of us will need until January 20 to settle that.
Posted by: JEM at January 10, 2017 03:41 PM (TppKb)
Whatever savings you get from not buying gasoline is absorbed in the initial cost of the car plus replacement of batteries 8-10 years down the road. You never save money or come out ahead, even with the ridiculous government subsidy (which needs to be ended).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 03:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2017 03:41 PM (yx0Ld)
What would you say you do here?
9 hours. Easy.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2017 03:41 PM (mZLmb)
Whats wrong with these ungrateful wretches? Didn't Pelosi state being unemployed Is Awesome !? and look at all that time you will have to enjoy your passions! For instyance sending out resumes for thew next few years!
Enjoythe economy you wrought, guys!
Posted by: willow at January 10, 2017 03:41 PM (R7cwD)
Would it be bad to convince these libtards that they need to get an Obama tattoo on your face/ neck RIGHT NOW to prove their loyalty?
/it will help us easily identify them in the future. like voluntary brown shirts. or a scarlet A.
Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at January 10, 2017 03:41 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2017 03:41 PM (3RF3c)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2017 03:41 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 10, 2017 03:41 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 03:42 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 10, 2017 03:42 PM (zdM/+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2017 03:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2017 03:41 PM (3RF3c)
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These chumps don't have families.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 10, 2017 03:42 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2017 03:43 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 10, 2017 03:43 PM (0Rr2q)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2017 03:40 PM (zc3Db)
I laughed so hard at that my co-worker knocked on my door to see if I was OK.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 10, 2017 03:43 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 03:41 PM (39g3+)
If you plug your car into your neighbor's outdoor outlets then you come out okay. The pile of dead batteries that will accumulate in the garage is a bit of a bummer, though. If you throw those on your neighbor's lawn then that problem goes away, too.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2017 03:43 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: willow at January 10, 2017 03:43 PM (R7cwD)
And that doesn't even address the unready power grid for people plugging in cars.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 03:44 PM (39g3+)
.......
No wonder. He can't spell anything bigger than "I" and "me".
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2017 03:44 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: The Barrel at January 10, 2017 03:40 PM (gTQoY)
I think I've got it. Unlock the wine cellar!
Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2017 03:44 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2017 03:41 PM (yx0Ld)
He's awfully nice. And some of them are really awful. It's kinda hard to watch.
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 03:44 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2017 03:44 PM (s6uSp)
Posted by: willow at January 10, 2017 03:44 PM (R7cwD)
That will simply never cease to be funny.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 10, 2017 03:28 PM (gMcji)
Did that originate with Godfrey Elfwick? It sounds like him.
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 03:35 PM (3jGss)
Other good ones are "Martin Luther Cream, Jr." & "Thurgood Marshmallow"
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2017 03:45 PM (7HtZB)
Even if you zero out the cost of the electricity, you still take a bath with the electric car.
And of course we can talk about the lies they tell about range (much the same as the lies they tell about MPG, but more so). Assumes an empty car in lab conditions without stop and go and any corners.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2017 03:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 03:46 PM (3jGss)
"hrm hrm hrm hrm hrm brackle brackle brackle BLERRRM"
And then a cloud of blue smoke and now I WILL GROOM MY RIDICULOUS MUSTACHE AND FLY OFF TO FACE THE BEASTLY HUNS IN BATTLE.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2017 03:46 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Brian Williams at January 10, 2017 03:47 PM (Re/7S)
When you go comparing your big ol' manhood, keep that in mind.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 10, 2017 03:47 PM (H5rtT)
Ira Madison III (her IQ apparently)
Sessions, sir, kindly return this Asian baby to the Toys "R" Us you stole her from
The little girl in the picture is Sessions granddaughter.
Posted by: undocumented MTV DJ imposter at January 10, 2017 03:47 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: IP at January 10, 2017 03:48 PM (aPd7l)
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 03:48 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: m at January 10, 2017 03:49 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: President Selfie Stick at January 10, 2017 03:50 PM (2Mnv1)
BTW, Ace's comment about dems unable to find work. Priceless. Now they know how miners feel.
Start pineapple insertion module.
Posted by: vivi at January 10, 2017 03:50 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 10, 2017 03:50 PM (QQ+il)
BTW, Ace's comment about dems unable to find work. Priceless. Now they know how miners feel.
Start pineapple insertion module.
Posted by: vivi at January 10, 2017 03:50 PM (11H2y)
User decision:
Sideways or straight?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 10, 2017 03:52 PM (8hICw)
Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at January 10, 2017 03:55 PM (aA2hG)
Damn I hate when Moochelles dick starts that shit. At first anyway.
Posted by: JEF at January 10, 2017 03:59 PM (OXwWO)
Stevie Wonder says you drink to much.
Posted by: I Need a Drink at January 10, 2017 04:00 PM (bKxiT)
"I could not look at my wife, my daughters or my grandson in the eye if I sat there and attended as if everything that candidate Donald Trump had said about women, Latinos, African-Americans, Muslims ... is OK or erased from my memory," Gutierrez said in a statement Thursday. "I plan to exercise my option of seppuku, rather than go to the inauguration."
Posted by: undocumented illegal journalist at January 10, 2017 04:12 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Skeptical Voter at January 10, 2017 04:13 PM (Sda6L)
She was outstanding on the supplemental interiors for the combat helmets, WWWAAAAYYY before it was popular.
I caught her on cspan calling in one day when families were trying to drum up interest.
She earned the right to a pass on anything says/does now.
She was that good.
Posted by: rusty shacklefjord at January 10, 2017 04:13 PM (B31Zh)
Posted by: Boyd Crowder at January 10, 2017 04:14 PM (EIZU+)
My dick just put on a black cape and started whispering "I'm Batman."
I heard about you. I didn't think you were real.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at January 10, 2017 04:28 PM (1hM1d)
Where will they be going? Aspen, so the Derp can ski? That would be epic.
Is AF Won going to circle DC and then land so they can go to new home a few blocks from WH?
I will probably be so bombed on champagne at this point of their departure the extra bazillion won't matter.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at January 10, 2017 04:39 PM (fq4ih)
Posted by: torabora at January 10, 2017 04:49 PM (M9elX)
Posted by: Serious Cat at January 10, 2017 04:50 PM (Uy6ri)
Posted by: gobagoo at January 10, 2017 04:58 PM (A/saJ)
Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at January 10, 2017 05:09 PM (7A6l6)
AKA the "Relevant Skills & Experience" section of a job application?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 10, 2017 05:20 PM (LeUrG)
Posted by: vivi at January 10, 2017 06:26 PM (11H2y)
Not the Committee to protect NAMBLA ? Not Muslim Terrorist Pen Pals LTD.
What a crew. Hoping the staff of Gizmodo, Vox and all the other leftist dreg sotes will join them.
Posted by: standfast24 at January 10, 2017 06:40 PM (PNFIr)
Posted by: Shiggz at January 10, 2017 08:04 PM (G7wcY)
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