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Morning Consult/Politico Poll: In a Hypothetical Two-Way Matchup, Trump Would Defeat Obama by One Point, 46-45

That's gotta sting the Narcissistic One's ego, huh?

Of course it also adds to Trump's, which I think is dangerously yuge itself.

Posted by: Ace at 12:53 PM




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1 1st

Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2017 12:55 PM (CLKfs)

2 Bunk.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 04, 2017 12:55 PM (ByfLU)

3 st?

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2017 12:55 PM (HgMAr)

4 nope

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2017 12:55 PM (HgMAr)

5 Jeez, that close? The Donald would have gotten under Bambi's skin in the first debate.

Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at January 04, 2017 12:56 PM (RD7QR)

6 Something about being an early night.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 04, 2017 12:56 PM (KUaJL)

7 Ellison should keep it up on Obamacare. Why do the dems keep giving us such great gifts?

Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2017 12:56 PM (CLKfs)

8 The Barackhenatening is Nigh!

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2017 12:56 PM (eKeoR)

9 Who cares Obama isn't running for shit except head oil boy at the bath house.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 04, 2017 12:57 PM (4ErVI)

10 7 Ellison should keep it up on Obamacare. Why do the dems keep giving us such great gifts?
Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2017 12:56 PM (CLKfs)

If only they would make him DNC chairman the Dems could alienate another 20 percent of the Jewish vote.

Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at January 04, 2017 12:58 PM (RD7QR)

11 This would be a good spot for an 'Obama Shreds Amazing Grace' video.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2017 01:00 PM (eKeoR)

12 So in a head to head matchup with Hillary, does Obama win or lose?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 04, 2017 01:01 PM (J+eG2)

13
Turn those fake poll machines back on!

Posted by: obama duke at January 04, 2017 01:01 PM (4Ejxg)

14 >> head to head matchup with Hillary, does Obama win or lose?


Obama. Hands down.

No hands.

Either way.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 04, 2017 01:01 PM (eKeoR)

15 Trump Would Defeat Obama by One Point, 46-45
..........

Be 75-25 once we got up to speed.

Posted by: Starbucks Moscow at January 04, 2017 01:02 PM (HgMAr)

16 VIA, Obama wins.

Hillary hasn't given head in decades, if ever.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 04, 2017 01:02 PM (u82oZ)

17


That's gonna leave a mark...

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2017 01:02 PM (NOIQH)

18 Any chance to puncture TFG's ego for the rest of his days should be taken. ANY opportunity to smack him down is a golden one. The beauty of Trump is that he's going to backhand Jugears so frequently and so hard that we're going to lose count sooner rather than later. I love it.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at January 04, 2017 01:02 PM (wgPCV)

19 I don't know. Hilary is up by 6% in PA. Going to be a short night for Trump

Posted by: josephistan at January 04, 2017 01:03 PM (7HtZB)

20 Still not tired of winning.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 04, 2017 01:03 PM (J+eG2)

21 19 I don't know. Hilary is up by 6% in PA. Going to be a short night for Trump
Posted by: josephistan at January 04, 2017 01:03 PM (7HtZB)

-5 points for not socking properly.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 04, 2017 01:03 PM (8hICw)

22 If only they would make him DNC chairman the Dems could alienate another 20 percent of the Jewish vote.

Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at January 04, 2017 12:58 PM (RD7QR)



The vote isn't important. It's the campaign contributions that are critical.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2017 01:04 PM (SRKgf)

23 On the other hand, this is like asking if Trump could beat Harry Truman or Charles Manson.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 04, 2017 01:04 PM (B+qrE)

24 Nothing can deflate Obama's enormous ego.Nothing.He drops a deuce and thinks it is the sweetest smell in the world.

Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2017 01:04 PM (r/0kC)

25 Good for a laugh and some delicious schadenfreude, but not much more.

Posted by: DocJ at January 04, 2017 01:04 PM (NYS7S)

26 So in a head to head matchup with Hillary, does Obama win or lose?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 04, 2017 01:01 PM (J+eG2)
.............

I'm thinking she would prefer a head to crotch matchup.

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2017 01:04 PM (HgMAr)

27 In the Battle of the Narcissists, the Better Narcissist Wins!

The Other One doesn't care, because he is a Narcissist.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 04, 2017 01:04 PM (6gk0M)

28 In a poopularity contest between these two, I don't give a shite.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2017 01:04 PM (TOk1P)

29 This is a popular vote poll. I would kick Trumps ass in the Electoral vote!

Posted by: Obama at January 04, 2017 01:04 PM (aVYsC)

30 Emperor Shit Midas would personally record robo-calls saying that if you didn't vote for him again, he'll throw you in jail for a hate crime.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 04, 2017 01:04 PM (WDCYi)

31 Hillary hasn't given head in decades, if ever.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 04, 2017 01:02 PM (u82oZ)



Ahem.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at January 04, 2017 01:05 PM (SRKgf)

32 >>The beauty of Trump is that he's going to backhand Jugears so frequently
and so hard that we're going to lose count sooner rather than later. I
love it.


THIS

Even before I was on the Trump train the guy made me giggle because he just stood up there and said things *nobody* ever dared say about Hillary and Barack. It is a daily treat!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2017 01:05 PM (NOIQH)

33
Anyone notice when obama walked into the meeting this morning on Capitol Hill with the Democrats he was being followed by rodeo clown?

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:05 PM (4Ejxg)

34 If only they would make him DNC chairman the Dems could alienate another 20 percent of the Jewish vote.




Sadly, if they do, it won't.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2017 01:05 PM (dSqvH)

35 31 Hillary hasn't given head in decades, if ever.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 04, 2017 01:02 PM (u82oZ)


Ahem.
Posted by: Huma Abedin at January 04, 2017 01:05 PM (SRKgf)

Shut up, Huma. Salty Dog meant real head.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 04, 2017 01:05 PM (8hICw)

36 I think Trump has a massive ego ... but I also think he feels compelled to back it up. I have less problem with a guy who is going to prove he's the greatest by, you know, actually achieving things. He's only superficially irritating.

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 04, 2017 01:05 PM (QAOZh)

37 "Ahem.
Posted by: Huma Abedin at January 04, 2017 01:05 PM (SRKgf)"


Noooo...there's a different term for that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 04, 2017 01:06 PM (J+eG2)

38
You know when Donald Trump had me?

In 2015 when he said, "We are being led by very, very stupid people."

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:06 PM (4Ejxg)

39 polls are bullshit, but if their trolls can use them so can ours.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 04, 2017 01:06 PM (MTLHR)

40 Circa, Manson is more popular with women than Hillary.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 04, 2017 01:06 PM (ByfLU)

41
I liked Trump before he was ripping the arms off girl reporters.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:06 PM (4Ejxg)

42 Pence's statement on O-care is encouraging.


Except for the "replace" part.


Reality, and probably 75-85% of the electorate, care not a whit about the "replace" part.


"Reform" was not urgent, was not desired, was not popular, polled very poorly - for 20 years the Dems pushed it (recall this all started, as a national political thing, with the special Senate election in PA in 1991). Now, for very real good reasons, it polls even worse.


(cue mostly

Posted by: rhomboid at January 04, 2017 01:07 PM (QDnY+)

43
Hillary Clinton will never EVER be president.


Barrack Hussein Obama (mmmm.mmmmm.mmmm) is almost gone.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:07 PM (8XRCm)

44 Two time elected worst president ever and yet the nitwits will continue to support the street corner community organizer n chiefs.

Posted by: Buffalobob at January 04, 2017 01:07 PM (p+cjo)

45 Ahem.
Posted by: Huma Abedin


Noooo...there's a different term for that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



A humina humina humina.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2017 01:07 PM (dSqvH)

46 Narcissist beats deceptive, Power-Hungry liar while Narcissist posts pictures of himself.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 04, 2017 01:07 PM (6gk0M)

47 (cue mostly misinformed discussion of the "popular" elements of 26-yr old children and "pre-existing condition" stuff)

Posted by: rhomboid at January 04, 2017 01:07 PM (QDnY+)

48 Noooo...there's a different term for that.>>>

Oooohhh aren't you the Cunning Linguist.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 04, 2017 01:08 PM (P/aDH)

49 This is going to be a thing though. We're going to spend the next few years with various media sorts applying the "Obama would have done this better" game with almost every decision Trump makes.

It's going to be really annoying and/or really entertaining.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2017 01:09 PM (TOk1P)

50 The JEF can slink back into the deep dark putrid hole that he came from. Urban centers are not the voice of america individual grievance groups are not the voice of america. Screw the fascist proglib divide america first mentality. I want a united america where everyone can prosper not just the coastal elite. MAGA!!!!

Posted by: USNtakim at January 04, 2017 01:09 PM (hMqvx)

51 I think Trump has a massive ego ... but I also think he feels compelled to back it up. I have less problem with a guy who is going to prove he's the greatest by, you know, actually achieving things. He's only superficially irritating.




It's not ego if they can back it up.

If they can back it up, it's called fact.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2017 01:09 PM (dSqvH)

52 I am the only one who could win!

Posted by: John Kasich at January 04, 2017 01:09 PM (IqV8l)

53
Pence is such a pussy. He's so beta.

The Fake News is telling everyone that Pence expanded obamacare in his state because Indianans like it so much.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:09 PM (4Ejxg)

54 I just snortlaughed at that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at January 04, 2017 01:09 PM (mf5HN)

55 48 Noooo...there's a different term for that.>>>

Oooohhh aren't you the Cunning Linguist.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 04, 2017 01:08 PM (P/aDH)

"I'll take The Penis Mightier for $100 Alex!"

"That's The Pen Is Mightier, Mr. Connery."

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 04, 2017 01:09 PM (8hICw)

56 Trump's ego actually has some accomplishments to back it up.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The 2017 Bunkers, Panic Rooms, and Bomb Shelters Await You at the Outrage Outlet! at January 04, 2017 01:09 PM (hLRSq)

57 Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 04, 2017 01:02 PM (u82oZ)

------
Salty Dog

-----

Well.... I feel like an idiot. Ive silently wondered for a long time what a Na Clee Dog was.

**slinks off**

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:10 PM (8XRCm)

58 lol. and it would be worse if obama was white and being judged only on the content of his character. the black johnny bravo suit won in 08 and 12.

Posted by: O in the bunker at January 04, 2017 01:10 PM (nFwvY)

59 Straight link to the housewives mockumentary


http://metro.co.uk/video/the-real-housewives-isis-1386181/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 04, 2017 01:10 PM (J+eG2)

60 Seriously, who cares? They are only asking those meaningless questions in a lame attempt to stay relevant.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 04, 2017 01:11 PM (icl5y)

61 57 Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 04, 2017 01:02 PM (u82oZ)

------
Salty Dog

-----

Well.... I feel like an idiot. Ive silently wondered for a long time what a Na Clee Dog was.

**slinks off**
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:10 PM (8XRCm)

I don't know it's salty dog for sure, I just assumed...

But I also took a lot of Chem in HS and college, so there's that.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 04, 2017 01:11 PM (8hICw)

62 "Trump's ego actually has some accomplishments to back it up."
-Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The 2017 Bunkers, Panic Rooms, and Bomb Shelters Await You at the Outrage Outlet! at January 04, 2017 01:09 PM (hLRSq)

Yup.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 04, 2017 01:11 PM (6gk0M)

63 Predictionetulant,thin skinned narcissistic cunt president will be a petulant,thin skinned,narcissistic cunt ex president.

Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2017 01:11 PM (r/0kC)

64 eh. Meaningless. If Obama had been running, he would have run a very different campaign than Hillary. And Trump would have run a different campaign against Obama.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 04, 2017 01:12 PM (R+30W)

65 Come on, can you blame Trump for having a ego. He's the only person in American history to win the Presidency who was neither a politician or a military figure. And he wins his first run at office, which happened to be the highest office in the world, even that clown Obama lost his first try in politics , LOL state seat or some such shit end job.

And he won running against the every powerful force in the fucking world, out spent 2 to 1.

Obama would have won shit-all without the media protecting and promoting him, that includs news, entertainment and world media,, remember his German rally. And ouspending his opponents 2 to 1 ..being black helped, , so every minority in the country would vote to prove Merica isn't a white country, irrespective of 250 history since it's nationhood.

Posted by: Sam at January 04, 2017 01:12 PM (1ANfd)

66 >>Trump's ego actually has some accomplishments to back it up.

Unfortunately, so does Obama's. We don't hate him because he didn't get anything done.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2017 01:12 PM (/tuJf)

67 63 Prediction: petulant,thin skinned narcissistic cunt president will be a petulant,thin skinned,narcissistic cunt ex president.
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2017 01:11 PM (r/0kC)

FTFY.

Can't neglect your spaces.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 04, 2017 01:13 PM (8hICw)

68 elected worst president ever

It's like you people don't even remember me anymore.

Posted by: Woodrow Wilson at January 04, 2017 01:13 PM (07YWD)

69 Come on, can you blame Trump for having a ego. He's the only person in American history to win the Presidency who was neither a politician or a military figure.

And he wins his first run at office, which happened to be the highest office in the world,




That's the amazing part.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2017 01:13 PM (dSqvH)

70
obama is great for the GOP, in a way, though

Today he offered the Democrats the worst advice possible!

obama told them to call it Trumpcare if the Republicans pass a bad bill.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:13 PM (4Ejxg)

71 US intelligence sources believe that Politico's poll was possibly hacked by Iceland's government. Investigations are ongoing.

Posted by: mrp at January 04, 2017 01:13 PM (JBggj)

72 The difference is that Trump's ego, while massive, is tempered by a love of country and a lack of complete contempt for regular people

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 04, 2017 01:13 PM (Avtw1)

73 MSM Analysis:

American raycists are raycist

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 04, 2017 01:14 PM (h/uSM)

74
While we're on the topic.....

You better have an ego to be President of the United States or the job and your opponents are just going to run you over.... see Jimmah Cahtah.

Some are more .... modest.... about it than others.

But you better have an ego.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:15 PM (8XRCm)

75
I think the throttle position sensor in my car is shitting the bed. Why, Russia, are you hacking my engine?!?!

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:15 PM (4Ejxg)

76 >>And he wins his first run at office, which happened to be the highest office in the world,

Second, actually. Not counting the aborted run in 2012.

He ran on the Reform ticket in 2000. Ironically, one his platform issues was universal healthcare.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2017 01:16 PM (/tuJf)

77 how long will the media allow Trump to blame everything on Obama?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 04, 2017 01:16 PM (h/uSM)

78 Anyone notice when obama walked into the meeting this morning on Capitol Hill with the Democrats he was being followed by rodeo clown?



Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:05 PM (4Ejxg)


They got Choo-Choo up and dressed?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The 2017 Bunkers, Panic Rooms, and Bomb Shelters Await You at the Outrage Outlet! at January 04, 2017 01:16 PM (hLRSq)

79 "I'll take The Penis Mightier for $100 Alex!"



"That's The Pen Is Mightier, Mr. Connery."
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 04, 2017 01:09 PM (8hICw)



THE PENIS IS EVIL

Posted by: ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU at January 04, 2017 01:16 PM (9MInk)

80 33


Anyone notice when obama walked into the meeting this morning on
Capitol Hill with the Democrats he was being followed by rodeo clown?


Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:05 PM (4Ejxg)


________________________________________

Yeah I saw that - it's that retarded Member of the House Frederica Wilson, from Florida. You literally cannot get any stupider than she - hence she is one of the leaders of the "defense" of Obamacare which, for some reason I do not know, Dimocrats have not realized is not only NOT defensible but is one of the major causes of the their downfall and unpopularity.

But you know what?

Shhhhhh. Don't anyone say anything - they might figure it out.

Instead let's send them the "shittyflute" version of "Africa" by Toto:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtHsqAjoXXY

(willowed from the last thread)

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 04, 2017 01:16 PM (Fb9aZ)

81 It's no problem if Trump wins. Salvation will be at hand, in the person of Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer (D-NY), whose nom-de-politics is apparently taken from the old phrase "When the schumer hits the fan".

Schumer said on Tuesday in a CNN (D-everywhere) interview that "The only way we're going to work with him is if he moves completely in our direction and abandons his Republican colleagues."

"90-95 percent of the time we'll be holding his feet to the fire and holding him accountable. But we're Democrats. We're not just going to oppose things to oppose them."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2017 01:17 PM (DMUuz)

82 I think the throttle position sensor in my car is shitting the bed. Why, Russia, are you hacking my engine?!?!
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:15 PM (4Ejxg)

----

You can replace your TPS easy enough.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:17 PM (8XRCm)

83 How close were they in their election polling? Over the course of the year, not the last minute save face poll.




Of course it also adds to Trump's, which I think is dangerously yuge itself.



It's not really dangerous until he suggests he's going to do something objectionable.

Posted by: Methos at January 04, 2017 01:17 PM (3Liv/)

84 68

Yeah, and what about me? Am I chopped liver now too?

Posted by: James Buchanan at January 04, 2017 01:17 PM (VFhMt)

85 Wait a tick.

I thought Obama had the highest ever positives for an outgoing President?

And doesn't Trump have the lowest ever positives for an incoming President?

How can this be?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 04, 2017 01:18 PM (1JnAL)

86 Opening the betting window:

How long before we see some kind of symbol for "The Office of the Former President?"

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 04, 2017 01:18 PM (B+qrE)

87
You can replace your TPS easy enough.

Yeah, it's a tit job.

tit = easy

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:18 PM (4Ejxg)

88 Saudi women make a music video demanding equal rights:

https://twitter.com/OnlineMagazin/status/816305804408221696

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2017 01:19 PM (NOIQH)

89 obama told them to call it Trumpcare if the Republicans pass a bad bill.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:13 PM (4Ejxg)



But it's not as though he's butthurt that we call his monstrosity "Obamacare." Not at all. See, e.g., the "Coffee Party." Nothing drives the Reds wilder than being the subject of ridicule.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2017 01:19 PM (SRKgf)

90 79. Canonical flick for the Horde. Right up there with the Godfather. All the answers you need are in those two bits of cinema.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at January 04, 2017 01:19 PM (+FRdA)

91 77 how long will the media allow Trump to blame everything on Obama?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 04, 2017 01:16 PM (h/uSM)

I think there's a cesium clock in Colorado capable of measuring an interval that short but it'll have to be modified.

Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at January 04, 2017 01:19 PM (RD7QR)

92 This "we are the majority" theme of celebs against Trump has all the hallmarks of a carefully focus-grouped Soros psy op, much like the "99%" meme of the "Occupy movement" i.e. the initial rollout of radical Marxism packaged as mainstream American politics.

So "the majority" message of the anti-Trump celebrities coordinates perfectly with "the majority of voters" who (regardless of the Electoral College, or citizenship, or electoral fraud for that matter) allegedly "voted for Hillary."

They want nothing else than majority mobocracy, including millions of non citizens, dominated by the urban centers, who can be relied upon to follow the lead of the self-appointed cultural elite.

Expect a lot of more talk about "the majority" on all fronts.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 04, 2017 01:19 PM (QtQaN)

93 How can this be?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 04, 2017 01:18 PM (1JnAL)

-----

Ive said it before .... and Im sure Ill say it again. Repeat after me.



Polling is not designed to determine what you think.

Polling is designed to influence what you think.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:19 PM (8XRCm)

94 How long before we see some kind of symbol for "The Office of the Former President?">>>

Will it have a crescent moon on the door?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 04, 2017 01:20 PM (tf9Ne)

95 how long will the media allow Trump to blame everything on Obama?

Whatever the sensitivity of your atomic clock for just after noon on the 20th.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 04, 2017 01:20 PM (B+qrE)

96 How long before we see some kind of symbol for "The Office of the Former President?"
=============

"Former"? Oh, no. It'll be something like "President Emeritus".

Posted by: mrp at January 04, 2017 01:20 PM (JBggj)

97 I doubt that is the result they wanted. They were hoping for like. 60/40 split or slmething

Posted by: Buzzion at January 04, 2017 01:20 PM (cAnNx)

98 Saudi women make a music video demanding equal rights:




Sure. Pick up a stick and go beat some men.

We'll watch.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2017 01:20 PM (dSqvH)

99 If it weren't for Trump's ego, we would be swearing in HRC on Jan 20th, so there's that.

Posted by: West at January 04, 2017 01:20 PM (1Rgee)

100 You literally cannot get any stupider than she
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 04, 2017 01:16 PM


What am I, chopped alimentary canal?

Posted by: Hank Johnson at January 04, 2017 01:21 PM (DMUuz)

101 "But we're Democrats. We're not just going to oppose things to oppose them."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2017 01:17 PM (DMUuz)



"No. We'll oppose them to either chisel some graft from opposing them, or to undermine America, or, ideally, both."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2017 01:21 PM (SRKgf)

102 >>How long before we see some kind of symbol for "The Office of the Former President?"

He could steal that one Prince created. He won't be using it anymore and nobody knew what the fuck it meant anyway.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2017 01:21 PM (/tuJf)

103 "Anyone notice when obama walked into the meeting this morning on Capitol Hill with the Democrats he was being followed by rodeo clown?"

I assume it was a body double.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at January 04, 2017 01:21 PM (L8k8I)

104 US intelligence sources believe that Politico's poll was possibly hacked by Iceland's government. Investigations are ongoing.

Posted by: mrp at January 04, 2017 01:13 PM (JBggj)
.............

Was not us.

Posted by: Starbucks Reyjavik at January 04, 2017 01:21 PM (HgMAr)

105
They told me if Trump was elected, he would get us into a war.

They were right !

Obama sends troops to the Russian Border
http://tinyurl.com/zve8dmt

Posted by: McCool at January 04, 2017 01:21 PM (lWCRE)

106 "Will it have a crescent moon on the door?"
Works for me.

On both levels.


Take a bow.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 04, 2017 01:21 PM (J+eG2)

107 >>How long before we see some kind of symbol for "The Office of the Former President?"

"Office of the First Citizen"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2017 01:22 PM (NOIQH)

108 LMAO

Piss off all the right people with your own Trump .45 ACP


http://tinyurl.com/j2oyw9g

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 04, 2017 01:22 PM (2x9LM)

109 How long before we see some kind of symbol for "The Office of the Former President?"


I dunno about that, but I've got some suggestions for "The Orifice of the Former President."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2017 01:22 PM (SRKgf)

110 We're going to spend the next few years with various media sorts
applying the "Obama would have done this better" game with almost every
decision Trump makes.
==
And President Trump will take to Twitter and say, "Maybe he could have. But he didn't. And he had 8 years to try. Sad!"


Related, you have to read the collections of tweets of the various media bitches whining that trumps tweets are ruining their job of being the ones to set the agenda.

Best part? They know he is doing it on purpose to them and they know there's nothing they can do about it.

It's almost like Trump enjoys rubbing their noses is dogshit day after day.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 04, 2017 01:22 PM (e2Rx3)

111 While we're on the topic.....

You better have an ego to be President of the United States or the job and your opponents are just going to run you over.... see Jimmah Cahtah.

Some are more .... modest.... about it than others.

But you better have an ego.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:15 PM (8XRCm)



The more I read about the Carter White House, the more I am convinced he was as evil as anybody who has ever occupied that office, and he did have an ego. He just managed to snowball lots of people with an "aww-shucks" persona.

In fact, when you compare Carter to Nixon, both men had a daunting task rebuilding their reputations post-Presidency.

Nixon did it by mostly reflecting on his life, and attempting to make amends, while quietly doing good works in ways that nobody knows about.

Carter spent his post White House years noisily defending his actions, and brazenly touting his supposed "good works" in the splashiest ways he could.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2017 01:22 PM (TOk1P)

112 "Polling is not designed to determine what you think.

Polling is designed to influence what you think.
"
-Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:19 PM (8XRCm)

Thank You, Mr. Limbaugh.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 04, 2017 01:23 PM (6gk0M)

113 Was not us.

Starbucks Reyjavik
=====================

Damn. I was hoping for Icelandic hacker babes.

Posted by: mrp at January 04, 2017 01:23 PM (JBggj)

114 Either Obama actually believes what he says, which makes him crazy, or he is the most in-denial person in the history of the planet. He talks about how he could win an election against Trump, and fails to notice the democrat party looks like the Titanic about 3 hours after hitting the iceberg. How's that for a legacy?

Posted by: IanDeal at January 04, 2017 01:23 PM (teGBX)

115 The distemper shots, they ain't working.

Posted by: Kevin D. Williamson at January 04, 2017 01:23 PM (oZEJt)

116 Will it have a crescent moon on the door?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 04, 2017 01:20 PM (tf9Ne)

---

wait, you mean outhouses are Muslim???

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 04, 2017 01:23 PM (h/uSM)

117 Imagine the results if it didn't have a Dem =11

Posted by: Evilpens at January 04, 2017 01:23 PM (y3aQB)

118 "Anyone notice when obama walked into the meeting this morning on Capitol Hill with the Democrats he was being followed by rodeo clown?"


How embarrassing.

That rodeo clown can never show his face again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2017 01:23 PM (SRKgf)

119 I dunno about that, but I've got some suggestions for "The Orifice of the Former President."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2017 01:22 PM (SRKgf)



Reggie Love: I've already got that filled

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2017 01:23 PM (493sH)

120 how long will the media allow Trump to blame everything on Obama?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 04, 2017 01:16 PM


A New York second.

The definition of which is "the length of time between the light turning green, and the horn sounding from the car behind".

Posted by: Hank Johnson at January 04, 2017 01:24 PM (DMUuz)

121
Limbaugh gets a lot of stuff/ideas from here.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:24 PM (4Ejxg)

122 105
They told me if Trump was elected, he would get us into a war.

They were right !

Obama sends troops to the Russian Border
http://tinyurl.com/zve8dmt

Posted by: McCool at January 04, 2017 01:21 PM (lWCRE)

What happens when you have a spineless pussy 'leading.'

Not good.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 04, 2017 01:24 PM (2x9LM)

123 Judging by the election polls Trump would beat him by 15 points and 48 States.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 04, 2017 01:24 PM (mpXpK)

124 I saw Icelandic Hacker Babes open for the Violent Femmes at the Summit in Houston in '84.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 04, 2017 01:24 PM (B+qrE)

125 Unfortunately, so does Obama's. We don't hate him because he didn't get anything done.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2017 01:12 PM (/tuJf)


Any member of the Moron Horde could have accomplished what Obama did but they wouldn't because they have too much sense.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The 2017 Bunkers, Panic Rooms, and Bomb Shelters Await You at the Outrage Outlet! at January 04, 2017 01:24 PM (hLRSq)

126 114 Either Obama actually believes what he says, which makes him crazy, or he is the most in-denial person in the history of the planet. He talks about how he could win an election against Trump, and fails to notice the democrat party looks like the Titanic about 3 hours after hitting the iceberg. How's that for a legacy?
Posted by: IanDeal at January 04, 2017 01:23 PM (teGBX)



Or the Hindenburg docking at Lakehurst.

And I'm lovin' every minute of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2017 01:25 PM (SRKgf)

127 You literally cannot get any stupider than she
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 04, 2017 01:16 PM

What am I, chopped alimentary canal?
Posted by: Hank Johnson



STFD & STFU.
Posted by: Shelia Jackson Lee

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2017 01:25 PM (dSqvH)

128 >>You better have an ego to be President of the United States or the job and your opponents are just going to run you over.... see Jimmah Cahtah.

I think by definition it is impossible to be a politician let alone President of the United States without having an ego. You have to believe that you are uniquely qualified to hold the most powerful job on the planet and you have to convince a shitload of people you are right.

Some are just better at acting humble.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2017 01:25 PM (/tuJf)

129 "Limbaugh gets a lot of stuff/ideas from here."
-Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:24 PM (4Ejxg)

That can be found in his "Stack of Stuff".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 04, 2017 01:25 PM (6gk0M)

130 Ahh -- Back from my refreshing vacation. What next? Hey, how about I throw a party at the White House?

mmmm mmmm mmmm

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 04, 2017 01:26 PM (oZEJt)

131 "Polling is not designed to determine what you think.

Polling is designed to influence what you think."
-Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:19 PM (8XRCm)

Thank You, Mr. Limbaugh.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 04, 2017 01:23 PM (6gk0M)

-------

Ive been saying that here for a loooong time.

Im going to posit that HE stole it from ME!

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:26 PM (8XRCm)

132 Starting to get redirect ads that leave no choice but go to the site. If you have any control over your ad providers, Ace, make it stop. On iPhone typically, so no adblocker.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2017 01:26 PM (dnWSK)

133 >>STFD STFU.

Posted by: Shelia Jackson Lee


That would be Yale and UVA Law graduate Sheila Jackson Lee, but she prefers you treat her like a queen (really).

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2017 01:26 PM (NOIQH)

134 92 This "we are the majority" theme of celebs against Trump has all the hallmarks of a carefully focus-grouped Soros psy op, much like the "99%" meme of the "Occupy movement" i.e. the initial rollout of radical Marxism packaged as mainstream American politics.

So "the majority" message of the anti-Trump celebrities coordinates perfectly with "the majority of voters" who (regardless of the Electoral College, or citizenship, or electoral fraud for that matter) allegedly "voted for Hillary."

They want nothing else than majority mobocracy, including millions of non citizens, dominated by the urban centers, who can be relied upon to follow the lead of the self-appointed cultural elite.

Expect a lot of more talk about "the majority" on all fronts.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 04, 2017 01:19 PM (QtQaN)


They never say that Hillary won a majority, because she didn't. They just keep saying he didn't win the majority.

Like they did to Bush from Nov 2000 to Nov 2004. After that, it was "Bush stole Ohio".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 04, 2017 01:26 PM (1JnAL)

135 Will it have a crescent moon on the door?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 04, 2017 01:20 PM (tf9Ne)

---

wait, you mean outhouses are Muslim???




Yes. It's always full of shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2017 01:27 PM (dSqvH)

136 111 While we're on the topic.....

You better have an ego to be President of the United States or the job and your opponents are just going to run you over.... see Jimmah Cahtah.

Some are more .... modest.... about it than others.

But you better have an ego.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:15 PM (8XRCm)



The more I read about the Carter White House, the more I am convinced he was as evil as anybody who has ever occupied that office, and he did have an ego. He just managed to snowball lots of people with an "aww-shucks" persona.

In fact, when you compare Carter to Nixon, both men had a daunting task rebuilding their reputations post-Presidency.

Nixon did it by mostly reflecting on his life, and attempting to make amends, while quietly doing good works in ways that nobody knows about.

Carter spent his post White House years noisily defending his actions, and brazenly touting his supposed "good works" in the splashiest ways he could.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2017 01:22 PM (TOk1P)

And hatin' on teh Joos, let's not forget that.

Posted by: West at January 04, 2017 01:27 PM (1Rgee)

137 How much did they hafta jerryrig that poll to get Barry within 1 point?

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at January 04, 2017 01:27 PM (onq2p)

138 102 >>How long before we see some kind of symbol for "The Office of the Former President?"

He could steal that one Prince created. He won't be using it anymore and nobody knew what the fuck it meant anyway.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2017 01:21 PM (/tuJf)

We could call him THAFKAP: The Horse's Ass Formerly Know As President.

Posted by: joncelli, Providing the Traditional Responses at January 04, 2017 01:27 PM (RD7QR)

139 Or the Hindenburg docking at Lakehurst.

And I'm lovin' every minute of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2017 01:25 PM (SRKgf)



Let's go with the Hindenburg because Barry already has the flaming part down

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2017 01:27 PM (493sH)

140 "Ive been saying that here for a loooong time.

Im going to posit that HE stole it from ME!
"
-Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:26 PM (8XRCm)

I'll buy that, but you're going to need more apostrophes.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 04, 2017 01:28 PM (6gk0M)

141 You can replace your TPS easy enough.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:17 PM (8XRCm)


Not really

Posted by: Peter Gibbons at January 04, 2017 01:28 PM (9MInk)

142 >>We could call him THAFKAP: The Horse's Ass Formerly Know As President.


Amazingly, TFG and SCOAMF still apply after he leaves office

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2017 01:28 PM (NOIQH)

143 Jack Straw ... Obama actually did very little, liberals did with their 60 seat majority , all Obama did with his first two years was sign into law the bills Pelosi and leftist Co wrote, the two most impactful being Obamacare and stimulus. As wiki leaks showed even Obama's cabinet was picked out for him by Podesta old liberal think tank.

Everything else he did was temporay and if Republicans are smart a excuse for them to change laws and into a right direction, like healthcare insurance.

Posted by: Sam at January 04, 2017 01:28 PM (1ANfd)

144 we're Democrats. We're not just going to oppose things to oppose them


Lets talk a stroll down memory lane at all the wonderful bipartisan legislation during GOP presidents:

Reagan's Immigration (Amnesty) Act
Dubya's Medicare prescription plan
Dubya's No Child Left behind
Dubya's Use of Force against Iraq vote
Dubya's porkulous bill

If they all support it, run away from it as fast as you can.

Then again, Obamacare was a purely partisan act without a single GOP vote and we know how that turned out.

Posted by: McCool at January 04, 2017 01:28 PM (lWCRE)

145 Starting to get redirect ads that leave no choice but go to the site. If you have any control over your ad providers, Ace, make it stop. On iPhone typically, so no adblocker.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



Use Dolphin Browser as your AoSHQ reader.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2017 01:28 PM (dSqvH)

146 I think is dangerously yuge itself.

Is an over-hyped caricature as brand name.

Posted by: DaveA at January 04, 2017 01:28 PM (8J/Te)

147 I've got apostrophes on sale for a penny each, you lucky bastard.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 04, 2017 01:28 PM (6gk0M)

148 OT: For the most important news evah!


Scientists Have Discovered a NEW Human Organ!!!!


https://www.engadget.com/2017/01/03/scientists-confirm-new-human-organ/



Apparently, they are calling this new organ the-


SuperWang.



It's a lot like the regular wang only it's super.

and lives in a pouch behind your left ear.


This discovery has spurred an effort by the scientist to find the SuperVag, but so far the SuperVag had proven elusive and may indeed be mythological like the female orgasm.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 04, 2017 01:29 PM (vZ9Fw)

149 OT - but anyone still on twitter not following Onlinemagazin should.

Great coverage of how fucked Europe is with the refugees invaders

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 04, 2017 01:30 PM (2x9LM)

150 Gee, I wonder what Bill Wynn has to say about this?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 04, 2017 01:30 PM (4InaY)

151
Cant I just trade @@@ for apostrophes. Im full of ampersands cant you see??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:30 PM (8XRCm)

152 That wasn't a rodeo clown following Obama. That was the person with the shovel that walks behind the horses in the parade.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 04, 2017 01:31 PM (hJrjt)

153
What Trump needs to watch out for is replacing obamacare with trumpcare.

I would hope he understands the free market, but the festering pool of graft and corruption that is DC almost guarantees all of the special interest payoffs will continue. Paid for by you and me of course.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2017 01:31 PM (ODxAs)

154 132 Starting to get redirect ads that leave no choice but go to the site. If you have any control over your ad providers, Ace, make it stop. On iPhone typically, so no adblocker.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
-----------------

Can you turn Java Script off on an iPhone?

Posted by: Chi at January 04, 2017 01:31 PM (wVYbe)

155 Polling is not designed to determine what you think.

Polling is designed to influence what you think.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:19 PM (8XRCm)


You mean those polls showing Hillary winning by 12 points were wrong?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 04, 2017 01:31 PM (1JnAL)

156 Holder hired to help California fight Trump administration

STATES' RIGHTS!!!!

Will now be a thing.



Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 04, 2017 01:32 PM (B+qrE)

157 Is the poll weighted with celebrity Super-delegates? 'cause they count more.

Imagine how this would poll if Perot were there to split the vote.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 04, 2017 01:32 PM (hqZPQ)

158 >>>>Starting to get redirect ads that leave no choice but go to the site. If
you have any control over your ad providers, Ace, make it stop. On
iPhone typically, so no adblocker.
.
.
.
.That happens on my Ipad sometimes. Extremely frustrating.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 04, 2017 01:32 PM (icl5y)

159 Carter spent his post White House years noisily defending his actions, and brazenly touting his supposed "good works" in the splashiest ways he could.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2017 01:22 PM (TOk1P)

And hatin' on teh Joos, let's not forget that.


Posted by: West at January 04, 2017 01:27 PM (1Rgee)



I think his Jew hate comes mostly from the last 40 years sending his pointless little photo op with Sadat and Begin to the dustbin of history.

He's not bright enough to know why, so he looks for the most obvious (to him) culprit. Teh Jooz.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2017 01:32 PM (TOk1P)

160 They share our values


Immigrant gangs have put fear into the hearts of the infidels in residential areas north east of Gävle recently. The night before New Year's Eve, a group of masked youths threw a powerful firecracker, known as a "banger" into a stroller where a three month old infant was sleeping, reports the regional newspaper Hela Hälsingland.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 04, 2017 01:32 PM (2x9LM)

161 "You mean those polls showing Hillary winning by 12 points were wrong?"

That has indeed been suggested by some.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 04, 2017 01:32 PM (J+eG2)

162 >>Jack Straw ... Obama actually did very little, liberals did with their 60 seat majority , all Obama did with his first two years was sign into law the bills Pelosi and leftist Co wrote, the two most impactful being Obamacare and stimulus.

We can say the same thing about Trump if he actually does get Obamacare repealed. The House has already voted to repeal it over 40 times but it only got out of the Senate once and of course Obama vetoed it. But Trump will get credit if Obamacare goes down cause he will be President and that's how it works.

The fact is, universal health insurance, an issue that affected over 1/5th of the economy, was passed while Obama was in office. It's not called Obamacare for nothing.

And he put two awful, unqualified hags on the SC and came within a red one of getting a 3rd.

Trump and the Congress are going to spend a good part of the next couple of years unfucking a lot of the shit Obama did during the last 8 years, not the least of which is rebuilding the military and our position on the world stage which Obama managed to leave in dangerous tatters. They won't be doing this because Obama didn't do anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2017 01:33 PM (/tuJf)

163 I think Trump is wisely being quiet about an to Obama, since he knows that He (Trump) will have to clean up what ever Obama does in the next two weeks when he gets in.

That said Obama will open him mouth on inauguration, and Trump will tweet with in the hour to shut up.

Posted by: Picric at January 04, 2017 01:34 PM (s0VSd)

164 "Gee, I wonder what Bill Wynn has to say about this?"
-Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 04, 2017 01:30 PM (4InaY)

Trump is down by enough of a margin than is comfortable for his voters. I'm just making announcements that are factual and realistic.

Listening to me is in your best interest.

I don't say things just to say things. I am usually more correct than you.

Posted by: Will Byn at January 04, 2017 01:34 PM (6gk0M)

165 I got a wal-mart re-direct yesterday on a google result searching Wal-mart.

Took me to a fake warning from microsoft that there was malware on my windows computer, and to click a link to fix it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 04, 2017 01:34 PM (J+eG2)

166 Of course it also adds to Trump's, which I think is dangerously yuge itself.


There are differences:

a) Trump has actually done stuff, so him having a big ego isn't as alarming as Obama, whose narcissism must spring from mental illness, given the absence of anything to justify it.

b) Obama isn't merely a conceited person. He's a malicious callous twerp. Trump being a bit bombastic doesn't even register with me compared to the danger signals Obama gives off.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2017 01:34 PM (g6yUI)

167 Expect a lot of more talk about "the majority" on all fronts.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 04, 2017 01:19 PM (QtQaN)



But God knows they're not the silent majority.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 04, 2017 01:35 PM (SRKgf)

168 In a Hypothetical Two-Way Matchup, Trump Would Defeat Obama by One Point, 46-45


*****


In a Hypothetical Two-Way Matchup, Thomas the Tugboat Would Defeat Rubber Ducky by One Point, 46-45.

But that was in my bathtub when I was six years old. And every bit as relevant.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2017 01:35 PM (wPiJc)

169 Holder hired to help California fight Trump administration

STATES' RIGHTS!!!!

Will now be a thing.




Which is a good thing.

Except obummer was the one to get the courts to rule that immigration is the SOLE domain of the feds.

LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2017 01:35 PM (dSqvH)

170 Let's go with the Hindenburg because Barry already has the flaming part down
TheQuietMan at January 04, 2017 01:27 PM


C'mon. You know Barry improves everything he touches. The Hindenburg was just hydrogen. Barry adds a rich and piquant blend of thiosulfates (the compounds formerly known as mercaptans) to the shred.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2017 01:36 PM (DMUuz)

171 I believe I got the "spirit" of that jackass down correctly.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 04, 2017 01:36 PM (6gk0M)

172 @168...pics, or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Harry Reid, Citizen at January 04, 2017 01:36 PM (hqZPQ)

173 In a Hypothetical Two-Way Matchup, GI Joe Would Impregnate Barbie

Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2017 01:37 PM (wPiJc)

174 Apparently, they are calling this new organ the-
SuperWang.




It's a lot like the regular wang only it's super.


[. . .]
Posted by: naturalfake at January 04, 2017 01:29 PM (vZ9Fw)



I have to ask this: Does this mean it is compatible with both IBM and PCs?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 04, 2017 01:37 PM (9MInk)

175
Anyone notice when obama walked into the meeting this morning on
Capitol Hill with the Democrats he was being followed by rodeo clown?


Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:05 PM (4Ejxg)


________________________________________

Yeah I saw that - it's that retarded Member of the House Frederica Wilson, from Florida.

Posted by: Publius Redux



Is that who it was? She looked liked a silly old attention whore. I'm glad she was there, though. Her ridiculous presence made everyone else there look foolish.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:37 PM (4Ejxg)

176 I honestly think zero is afraid to leave the white house

Posted by: runner at January 04, 2017 01:37 PM (c6/9Q)

177 "In a Hypothetical Two-Way Matchup, Thomas the Tugboat Would Defeat Rubber Ducky by One Point, 46-45.

But that was in my bathtub when I was six years old. And every bit as relevant.
"
-Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2017 01:35 PM (wPiJc)

Liar!

Posted by: A Five-Year-Old Child at January 04, 2017 01:38 PM (6gk0M)

178 In a Hypothetical Two-Way Matchup, Godzilla Would Defeat Tokyo

Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2017 01:38 PM (wPiJc)

179 In a Hypothetical Two-Way Matchup, GI Joe Would Impregnate Barbie

Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2017 01:37 PM (wPiJc)



In a hypothetical two-way matchup, Kate Beckinsale would out-orgasmo me, 46-45.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2017 01:38 PM (TOk1P)

180 144 we're Democrats. We're not just going to oppose things to oppose them


Lets talk a stroll down memory lane at all the wonderful bipartisan legislation during GOP presidents:

Reagan's Immigration (Amnesty) Act
Dubya's Medicare prescription plan
Dubya's No Child Left behind
Dubya's Use of Force against Iraq vote
Dubya's porkulous bill

If they all support it, run away from it as fast as you can.

Then again, Obamacare was a purely partisan act without a single GOP vote and we know how that turned out.

Posted by: McCool at January 04, 2017 01:28 PM (lWCRE)

++++

Don't forget about me!

Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990
Immigration Act of 1990
Civil Rights Act of 1991

and, of course, David Souter.

Posted by: George H. W. Bush at January 04, 2017 01:38 PM (R+30W)

181 Pussies.


Aussie Iraq war veteran who fought off EIGHT Muslim men after they attacked his wife, called her a 'white s**t' and punched her in the face says he would 'do it all again in a heartbeat'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 04, 2017 01:38 PM (2x9LM)

182 >>How long before we see some kind of symbol for "The Office of the Former President?"
...........

Not long. It will be available soon on our line of polyester bomber jackets.

Posted by: Kmart at January 04, 2017 01:38 PM (HgMAr)

183 Expect a lot of more talk about "the majority" on all fronts.

And by majority, they mean the boroughs of Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, the Bronx, and Staten Island, and the counties of Cook, Los Angeles, Marin, and San Francisco.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 04, 2017 01:39 PM (B+qrE)

184 173 In a Hypothetical Two-Way Matchup, GI Joe Would Impregnate Barbie
Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2017 01:37 PM (wPiJc)

Well I would if I hadn't been born DICKLESS. [sobs]

Posted by: GI Joe, Still Bitter at January 04, 2017 01:39 PM (RD7QR)

185 In a Hypothetical Two-Way Matchup, Crazy Horse Would Defeat Custer by One Point, 46-45

Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2017 01:39 PM (wPiJc)

186 I honestly think zero is afraid to leave the white house

Posted by: runner at January 04, 2017 01:37 PM (c6/9Q)


Bing-flippin'-Go!

45% chance he's in rehab within 3 years.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2017 01:39 PM (TOk1P)

187
Before I replace my TPS I'ma gonna try cleaning the MFA.

I've never had to "clean" a mass airflow sensor before -- I don't know if it's bullshit to do so.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:40 PM (4Ejxg)

188 I'd like to see them go 1-on-1 on a basketball court.

Posted by: Roy at January 04, 2017 01:40 PM (VndSC)

189 In a Hypothetical Two-Way Matchup, GI Joe Would Impregnate Barbie
Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2017 01:37 PM (wPiJc)

-------

Of all the items GI Joe was issued.... I dont ever recall seeing the "genitalia accessory kit".

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:40 PM (8XRCm)

190 You could have had me in 1980. Wouldn't the Soviets go well with beer, and some nachos, and some football?

Posted by: Zombie Gerald R. Ford at January 04, 2017 01:40 PM (hqZPQ)

191 >>Holder hired to help California fight Trump administration

To help CA fight against any immigration action Trump and Sessions take, right?

Holder hired *a lot* of his Gitmo-defending (and likely immigration defending) lawyer friends while Atty General. Sessions better clean house if he doesn't want to be played.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2017 01:40 PM (NOIQH)

192 Well I would if I hadn't been born DICKLESS. [sobs]

Posted by: GI Joe


****

Well, I DID say 'hypothetical'...

Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2017 01:40 PM (wPiJc)

193 Just TWO more days till the electoral college vote is tallied in Congress.



It's not to late to stop this! Please donate now!

Posted by: Jill Stein, the green frog at January 04, 2017 01:40 PM (lEhiV)

194 D. Trump is eminently more qualified to be president over the supposed qualifications of the JEF. In fact D. Trump better qualified than any person that has been president in 30 some odd years.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 04, 2017 01:40 PM (hMqvx)

195 In a Hypothetical Two-Way Matchup, Colt 46 would defeat Colt 45.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2017 01:40 PM (dSqvH)

196 181
Pussies.


Aussie Iraq war veteran who fought off EIGHT Muslim men after they
attacked his wife, called her a 'white s**t' and punched her in the face
says he would 'do it all again in a heartbeat'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 04, 2017 01:38 PM (2x9LM)
What a man!

Posted by: IC at January 04, 2017 01:40 PM (a0IVu)

197 Well I would if I hadn't been born DICKLESS. [sobs]
Posted by: GI Joe, Still Bitter at January 04, 2017 01:39 PM (RD7QR)

"Know that feel, bro."

~ Ken

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 04, 2017 01:40 PM (8hICw)

198 >>>>>Which is a good thing.



Except obummer was the one to get the courts to rule that immigration is the SOLE domain of the feds.



LOL.
.
.
.
.Irony can be pretty ironic at times.

Posted by: Buck Murdock at January 04, 2017 01:40 PM (icl5y)

199 In a two-way match-up, Optimus Prime would defeat Megatron.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 04, 2017 01:41 PM (6gk0M)

200 In a Hypothetical Two-Way Matchup, Crazy Horse Would Defeat Custer by One Point, 46-45

Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2017 01:39 PM (wPiJc)



I would just like to point out that Crazy Horse was


neither crazy nor a horse.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 04, 2017 01:41 PM (vZ9Fw)

201 I've never had to "clean" a mass airflow sensor before -- I don't know if it's bullshit to do so.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:40 PM (4Ejxg)

------

I used to have a Ranger that the MAF sensor would get dirty. They actually make a MAF cleaner specifically designed for it. It helped, at least in my case.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:41 PM (8XRCm)

202
Aussie Iraq war veteran who fought off EIGHT Muslim men after they attacked his wife, called her a 'white s**t' and punched her in the face says he would 'do it all again in a heartbeat'

Are they all dead, I hope?

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:41 PM (4Ejxg)

203 Obama is the High School nerd bragging that he could schlepp the head Cheerleader, if he wanted to.

Trump is the High School quarterback saying "Wanna sniff my d*ck?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 04, 2017 01:41 PM (J+eG2)

204 That said Obama will open him mouth on inauguration, and Trump will tweet with in the hour to shut up.

"Imma let you finish, Donald, but my administration was the greatest of all time...."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 04, 2017 01:41 PM (B+qrE)

205
They actually make a MAF cleaner specifically designed for it.

Yeah, I saw that at NAPA. What would your Ranger do when it got dirty?

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:42 PM (4Ejxg)

206
This is how screwed up the GOP is, they could just f'ing dominate for the next 2 years, passing everything they want on a daily basis, just flat out ignoring the dems and the press. But they won't. Because they are part of the corrupt swamp.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2017 01:42 PM (ODxAs)

207 "In a Hypothetical Two-Way Matchup, Colt 46 would defeat Colt 45."
-Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2017 01:40 PM (dSqvH)

Take it back. That is just utter horseshit.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 04, 2017 01:42 PM (6gk0M)

208 That said Obama will open him mouth on inauguration, and Trump will tweet with in the hour to shut up.
Posted by: Picric


If Obama creates a disturbance at the inauguration, can he be dragged offstage?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2017 01:42 PM (g6yUI)

209 Holder hired to help California fight Trump administration
..........

Gotts keep that sweet gubmint cheese coming, and weapons into Mexico.

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2017 01:42 PM (HgMAr)

210 In a Hypothetical Two-Way Matchup, Steiner Would Stop The Allies.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2017 01:42 PM (DMUuz)

211 In a Hypothetical Two-Way Donut eating contest, Chris Christie Would Defeat Michael Moore by one, 46-45

Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2017 01:43 PM (wPiJc)

212 >> fought off EIGHT Muslim men


Wait until he has to face the Elite Republican Guard!


Posted by: garrett loves the classics at January 04, 2017 01:43 PM (eKeoR)

213
Bing-flippin'-Go!



45% chance he's in rehab within 3 years.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2017 01:39 PM (TOk1P)


He may have some concerns about unfulfilled promises and payoffs.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 04, 2017 01:43 PM (9MInk)

214 OT, but did y'all see that super sweet photo of Trump and Melania slow dancing during his NYE's party at Mar-a-Lago? She had some sexy black dress on - super stunning.

Posted by: IC at January 04, 2017 01:43 PM (a0IVu)

215 I should have "socked" Billy Dee Williams for that last crack.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 04, 2017 01:43 PM (6gk0M)

216 In actual reality I think Barack H. Obama would have done worse than Hillary R. Clinton against Trump or anyone for that matter.
Everyone has seen the King Naked we don't want to see his bare butt anymore.

Posted by: obsidian at January 04, 2017 01:43 PM (ARK2U)

217 Well I would if I hadn't been born DICKLESS. [sobs]



Posted by: GI Joe>>>

So Mattel was just taunting when they gave you Kung Fu Grip.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 04, 2017 01:43 PM (P/aDH)

218
Speaking of Jeff Beauregard Sessions, the Fake News is already re-mentioning his "racist remarks" in preparation to Bork him at his hearings soon.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:43 PM (4Ejxg)

219 Took me to a fake warning from microsoft that there was malware on my windows computer, and to click a link to fix it.


I know !!
I fell for it too !

Posted by: John Podesta at January 04, 2017 01:43 PM (lWCRE)

220 >>If Obama creates a disturbance at the inauguration, can he be dragged offstage?

I see him being more like Bill - giving a speech on the tarmac that drags on and on because he can't...let go...of the spotlight...just yet...!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2017 01:43 PM (NOIQH)

221 Hypothetical two-way matchup: Hairy Reed bangs more kids than Fatty Arbuckle.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2017 01:44 PM (TOk1P)

222
215 I should have "socked" Billy Dee Williams for that last crack.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 04, 2017 01:43 PM (6gk0M)








You want to sock Billy Dee Williams in his crack?????

You sick bastard.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 04, 2017 01:44 PM (LuZz8)

223 In a two way skank contest, it's Lindsay Lohan over Miley Cyrus, 46-45.

Posted by: Roy at January 04, 2017 01:44 PM (VndSC)

224 45% chance he's in rehab within 3 years.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2017 01:39 PM (TOk1P)
..........

and bankruptcy court.

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2017 01:44 PM (HgMAr)

225 I wonder if DoJ has vaporized all of the Fast and Furious files yet.

Posted by: mrp at January 04, 2017 01:44 PM (JBggj)

226 I replace my TPS

You should be able to test a TPS with a multi-meter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_skVHdgtMTU

Posted by: DaveA at January 04, 2017 01:45 PM (8J/Te)

227 The Sheriff is near?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2017 01:45 PM (LTHVh)

228
Yeah, I saw that at NAPA. What would your Ranger do when it got dirty?
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:42 PM (4Ejxg)

-----

rough idle, acceleration hesitation,

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:45 PM (8XRCm)

229
Ahhh...car talk. Just had to tow my wife's car in to the shop. Tried for a couple of days to figure it out, wants to start, cranks, but just won't do it. Looked at all the normal stuff, I think it is a bad sensor too, but that is beyond my diagnosis.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2017 01:45 PM (ODxAs)

230 Hypothetical: In two-way matchup, 1991-era Saddam beats post-Rifleman days Chuck Connors in home run derby.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2017 01:45 PM (TOk1P)

231 Of all the items GI Joe was issued.... I dont ever recall seeing the "genitalia accessory kit".


******


Then why, for Pete's sake, did they give him a kung fu grip?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2017 01:45 PM (wPiJc)

232 "You want to sock Billy Dee Williams in his crack?????

You sick bastard.
"
-Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 04, 2017 01:44 PM (LuZz

If I ever see you, I'm going to fight you.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 04, 2017 01:46 PM (6gk0M)

233 In a Hypothetical Two-Way Matchup, Colt 46 would defeat Colt 45."
-Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2017 01:40 PM (dSqvH)

Take it back. That is just utter horseshit.
Posted by: Slapweasel,



Hell, the only reason I carry a 45 is because they don't make a 46.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2017 01:46 PM (dSqvH)

234 Aussie article

http://tinyurl.com/j3cx4gh


'His mates got close to me and then he made a run for my wife, that's when I ran at him, he threw a punch which I ducked and the fight started. At no time could either my wife, daughter or I safely walk away,' Mr Tyrrell wrote.

'At that point five more joined the fight, one punching my wife as she attempted to get our daughter up the beach.'

At one stage one of the men said to his wife: 'Your husband needs to teach you a lesson.'
'I would do the same thing again in a heartbeat, in fact I would do the same thing for any woman I saw in that situation not just my wife,' he concluded the Facebook post.


Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 04, 2017 01:46 PM (2x9LM)

235 I would just like to point out that Crazy Horse was

neither crazy nor a horse.


Nor a Senator.

Posted by: Incitatus at January 04, 2017 01:46 PM (hJamr)

236 NOOD!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 04, 2017 01:47 PM (6gk0M)

237
So "the majority" message of the anti-Trump celebrities coordinates perfectly with "the majority of voters" who (regardless of the Electoral College, or citizenship, or electoral fraud for that matter) allegedly "voted for Hillary."


Its funny because they all work in an industry that almost never gives the Oscar for the best picture of the year to the one the most people saw.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 04, 2017 01:47 PM (lKyWE)

238 Speaking of Jeff Beauregard Sessions, the Fake News is already re-mentioning his "racist remarks" in preparation to Bork him at his hearings soon.

So racist that he bankrupted the Alabama KKK.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 04, 2017 01:47 PM (B+qrE)

239 Obama is the High School nerd bragging that he could schlepp the head Cheerleader, if he wanted to.

Trump is the High School quarterback saying "Wanna sniff my d*ck?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 04, 2017 01:41 PM (J+eG2)



Barry would claim that he could have laid the high school QB and the rest of the team if only they weren't so homophobic.

Trump would have said the QB's stats were sad he could have done much much much better. Won the state championship like winners do

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2017 01:47 PM (493sH)

240
Tried for a couple of days to figure it out, wants to start, cranks, but just won't do it.

Crank sensor? Hondas are notorious for that, if it's a Honda.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:47 PM (4Ejxg)

241 What would your Ranger do when it got dirty?
Posted by: Soothsayer





All the neighborhood Honda ho's?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2017 01:47 PM (dSqvH)

242 I didn't believe the polls before the election and I'm not believing them now. I mean, really,who are they polling, and who the hell is answering a poll today.

Posted by: Jen at January 04, 2017 01:48 PM (a2Sj8)

243 @217- This much, Buzzsaw =>


Curse you!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2017 01:48 PM (wPiJc)

244 We could call him THAFKAP: The Horse's Ass Formerly Know As President.


I don't think Kerry was ever elected ... oh Ass, not Face, sorry.

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 04, 2017 01:48 PM (uqnYW)

245 Eh. I'm sure someone already said this, but Trump's ego is big enough that he already knew that he would beat Obama head to head. He probably thinks it would be more than a 1 point win, too.

So, really, this is a drag on Trump's ego because the margin is too small.

Posted by: deadrody at January 04, 2017 01:48 PM (kj7T1)

246 Nobody posts about new threads, anymore. I don't even know you people.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 04, 2017 01:48 PM (6gk0M)

247 Meanwhile the S10 added a brand new noise to the symphony last night. Maybe the chorus for the next act of Death of a Timing Chain.

Posted by: DaveA at January 04, 2017 01:48 PM (8J/Te)

248 Of all the items GI Joe was issued.... I dont ever recall seeing the "genitalia accessory kit".

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:40 PM


That's because the SEAL GI Joe set is a very limited-edition, and typically is sold-out seconds after going on sale at Toys-R-Us.

I've heard Chinese knock-ups are available occasionally on eBay.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2017 01:48 PM (DMUuz)

249 NOOD!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 04, 2017 01:47 PM (6gk0M)

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Nope. nada. willow proofed.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:48 PM (8XRCm)

250 NOOD!


I'm going to fight you.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2017 01:48 PM (LTHVh)

251 Bing-flippin'-Go!



45% chance he's in rehab within 3 years.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2017 01:39 PM (TOk1P)

He may have some concerns about unfulfilled promises and payoffs.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 04, 2017 01:43 PM (9MInk)

Yep...the harry Reid dilema

Posted by: runner at January 04, 2017 01:48 PM (c6/9Q)

252 I'm pretty sure you got this information from FoxNews because I'm told that's the only thing you people watch.

Posted by: Emma Tiller, PhD at January 04, 2017 01:48 PM (xeeHA)

253 Yay, dolphin. Suck it redirecting ads! Thanks rickb223

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2017 01:48 PM (dnWSK)

254 "How long before we see some kind of symbol for "The Office of the Former President?""

Zero Choomus will be the "Latin" on said seal.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk- I got your global warmin right HERE, pal. at January 04, 2017 01:49 PM (kVX3W)

255 Related, you have to read the collections of tweets of the various media bitches whining that trumps tweets are ruining their job of being the ones to set the agenda.

Posted by: RoyalOil

I watched a bit of "Meet the Press" with Chuck Todd the other day and they were going crazy about this. The round table complained about the new WH Press Room rules that haven't even been announced yet! and discussed the end of America because Trump's tweets meant that Trump supporters wouldn't listen to the major outlets. They described this as extremely dangerous and then went into a discussion of the many ways that they could "investigate and vet" Trump to stop him.
It is really incredible what is happening.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at January 04, 2017 01:49 PM (Ztzo+)

256 Trump has a YUUUUUUUGE ego indeed, but I never once thought he was a narcissist.

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 04, 2017 01:49 PM (ng8pa)

257 In a Hypothetical Two-Way Matchup, GI Joe Would Impregnate Barbie

Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2017 01:37 PM (wPiJc)
..............

I knew she would leave me for a guy with a dick.

Posted by: Ken at January 04, 2017 01:49 PM (HgMAr)

258 Crank sensor? Hondas are notorious for that, if it's a Honda.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:47 PM (4Ejxg)

------

Mine goes off everytime Mrs Fixer gets in my truck.........

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:49 PM (8XRCm)

259 STATES' RIGHTS!!!!
Will now be a thing.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 04, 2017 01:32 PM (B+qrE)


Also unemployment. Not the 4.x% that the MSM has been touting, they'll suddenly start reporting the 9.x% that the Labor Department says is the more accurate number.

And they won't ever say that they're now reporting a different number than the one they've used for the past 8 years. So it'll look like the unemployment rate has jumped 5 points virtually overnight.

That's my prediction.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at January 04, 2017 01:49 PM (4InaY)

260
You should be able to test a TPS with a multi-meter.


Yeah I suppose I'll have to dive into that stuff. Or I could just replace the part and then return it if it doesn't fix it.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:50 PM (4Ejxg)

261
If they all support it, run away from it as fast as you can.

Bipartisanship: When the Stupid Party and the Evil Party get together and do something stupid and evil.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at January 04, 2017 01:50 PM (J8/9G)

262 Yay, dolphin. Suck it redirecting ads! Thanks rickb223
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



Oh. And with Dolphin?
You get &&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2017 01:50 PM (dSqvH)

263 That's because the SEAL GI Joe set is a very limited-edition, and typically is sold-out seconds after going on sale at Toys-R-Us.

I've heard Chinese knock-ups are available occasionally on eBay.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2017 01:48 PM (DMUuz)

Funny that the Joe S.E.A.L. character was the shittiest one.

Going to war....with a harpoon!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 04, 2017 01:51 PM (2x9LM)

264 >>>Scientists Have Discovered a NEW Human Organ!!!!

Awesome!

Posted by: Johann Sebastian Bach at January 04, 2017 01:51 PM (g6yUI)

265
There was a little part near the distributor cap in a Honda that make it crank but never start, now that I think of it.

Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:52 PM (4Ejxg)

266 In a hypothetical matchup, SMOD defeats Humanity 46-45.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 04, 2017 01:52 PM (xeeHA)

267 My Bad.

You should want to fight me.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 04, 2017 01:52 PM (6gk0M)

268

Headline at Drudge: "DC worst city for bed bugs"

Posted by: mrp at January 04, 2017 01:52 PM (JBggj)

269
Its a vw passat. I think merkel let a muzzie in the engine.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2017 01:53 PM (ODxAs)

270 From the department of Great Moron Minds Think Alike:

217 Well I would if I hadn't been born DICKLESS. [sobs]



Posted by: GI Joe>>>

So Mattel was just taunting when they gave you Kung Fu Grip.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 04, 2017 01:43 PM (P/aDH)

____________________________________________
231 Of all the items GI Joe was issued.... I dont ever recall seeing the "genitalia accessory kit".


******


Then why, for Pete's sake, did they give him a kung fu grip?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2017 01:45 PM (wPiJc)

Posted by: GI Joe, Still Bitter at January 04, 2017 01:53 PM (RD7QR)

271
Mt brother and I were *really* into the GI Joe stuff when we were little. We had *eveything* the Jeep with the recoilless rifle, the training tower and matt, the helicopter with the rotating blades, the scuba gear. We had it all.

And Mom threw it out while we were at college.

All of it.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:53 PM (8XRCm)

272 The more I read about the Carter White House, the more I am convinced he was as evil as anybody who has ever occupied that office, and he did have an ego. He just managed to snowball lots of people with an "aww-shucks" persona.

In fact, when you compare Carter to Nixon, both men had a daunting task rebuilding their reputations post-Presidency.

Nixon did it by mostly reflecting on his life, and attempting to make amends, while quietly doing good works in ways that nobody knows about.

Carter spent his post White House years noisily defending his actions, and brazenly touting his supposed "good works" in the splashiest ways he could.

Posted by: BurtTC
****

My father guarded him. Said he was a flaming a-hole and treated them like crap.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at January 04, 2017 01:54 PM (0x/TW)

273 I've heard Chinese knock-ups are available occasionally on eBay.

Wong wang.

Posted by: G.I Joe at January 04, 2017 01:54 PM (DMUuz)

274 In a hypothetical match-up of facelifts, Nancy Pelosi would defeat Joan Rivers by one, 46-45.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2017 01:54 PM (wPiJc)

275 "Crank sensor? Hondas are notorious for that, if it's a Honda.
Posted by: Soothsayer Pro Elite at January 04, 2017 01:47 PM (4Ejxg)

------

Mine goes off everytime Mrs Fixer gets in my truck........."

Reads this....

Reads this again .....



Goes back to watching Real Housewives of ISIS

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 04, 2017 01:54 PM (J+eG2)

276 Cona, Italy

190 Italians

now with 1500 migrants.


Buh bye Europe

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 04, 2017 01:55 PM (2x9LM)

277 And Mom threw it out while we were at college.



All of it.
==============

Was that before or after Ebay?

Posted by: mrp at January 04, 2017 01:55 PM (JBggj)

278 Was that before or after Ebay?
Posted by: mrp at January 04, 2017 01:55 PM (JBggj)

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Oh hell.... WAY before personal computers.

Some of that stuff is worth ALOT today.


Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:56 PM (8XRCm)

279 So Obama did worse than Hillary, since she at least won the popular vote.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2017 01:57 PM (g6yUI)

280 Going to war....with a harpoon!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 04, 2017 01:51 PM


If it's good enough for Lena, it's good enough for me.

Posted by: Barbie at January 04, 2017 01:57 PM (DMUuz)

281 In a Hypothetical Two-Way Matchup, St. Catherine of the Holy Virgin High School Girls Ice Hockey Team Would Defeat the Colorado Avalanche by One Point, 46-45


(Goaltending matters)


(I'm not bitter)

Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2017 01:58 PM (wPiJc)

282 "My brother and I were *really* into the GI Joe stuff when we were little. We had *eveything* the Jeep with the recoilless rifle, the training tower and matt, the helicopter with the rotating blades, the scuba gear. We had it all.
-And Mom threw it out while we were at college.
-All of it.
"
-Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:53 PM (8XRCm)

That SUCKS! My Mom threw-away all of my baseball cards from the Sixties, Seventies and Eighties.

She tossed-out more than five-thousand dollars worth of My Hobby.

She has told me that they "would have gotten moldy". Nothing else got moldy in that attic, including cardboard Christmas cut-outs.

*Arrrrrrrghhhh!!!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 04, 2017 01:59 PM (6gk0M)

283 Nood for realz

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2017 02:00 PM (dSqvH)

284 281
In a Hypothetical Two-Way Matchup, St. Catherine of the Holy Virgin High
School Girls Ice Hockey Team Would Defeat the Colorado Avalanche by One
Point, 46-45

Everyone on the planet rates this as true.

Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at January 04, 2017 02:00 PM (9iR5/)

285 Real, actual NOOD!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 04, 2017 02:00 PM (6gk0M)

286
Tried for a couple of days to figure it out, wants to start, cranks, but just won't do it.

Could be the neutral safety switch

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 04, 2017 02:02 PM (lKyWE)

287 So it'll look like the unemployment rate has jumped 5 points virtually overnight.

That's my prediction.

----


They will ramp it up over 3 to 6 months. You only wish they were that stupid.

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 04, 2017 02:02 PM (uqnYW)

288 Could it be the majority of Americans are not fans of supersized "free" trade deals like TPP?

Posted by: William Eaton at January 04, 2017 02:04 PM (MuTTO)

289 Remember that old SNL skit, The Thing That Wouldn't Leave? That's gonna be Obama. It's 3 am, the host is awkwardly explaining his wife has to get up early, to that one oblivious guest left who says, "Hey! Let's play some records! Got any more beer?" while the host's wife gives a horror movie shriek of despair.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 04, 2017 02:05 PM (kma8f)

290 I watched a bit of "Meet the Press" with Chuck Todd the other day and they were going crazy about this. The round table complained about the new WH Press Room rules that haven't even been announced yet! and discussed the end of America because Trump's tweets meant that Trump supporters wouldn't listen to the major outlets. They described this as extremely dangerous and then went into a discussion of the many ways that they could "investigate and vet" Trump to stop him.
It is really incredible what is happening.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at January 04, 2017 01:49 PM (Ztzo+)

I was thinking about how Trump plans to shake up the White House press corp and press coverage in general from these Democratic operatives with bylines.

For all of Trump's future press conferences, he should have them at one of his rallys. Have the press corp ask their silly-ass questions in front of 5,000 people and have crowd react to the questions and how they're framed.

It would be awesome.

Posted by: WisRich at January 04, 2017 02:08 PM (hdpay)

291 279 So Obama did worse than Hillary, since she at least won the popular vote.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2017 01:57 PM (g6yUI)

*They didn't count the illegal and multiples*

Posted by: StacyAW at January 04, 2017 02:30 PM (PBhCj)

292 282 "My brother and I were *really* into the GI Joe stuff when we were little. We had *eveything* the Jeep with the recoilless rifle, the training tower and matt, the helicopter with the rotating blades, the scuba gear. We had it all.
-And Mom threw it out while we were at college.
-All of it."
-Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2017 01:53 PM (8XRCm)

That SUCKS! My Mom threw-away all of my baseball cards from the Sixties, Seventies and Eighties.

She tossed-out more than five-thousand dollars worth of My Hobby.

She has told me that they "would have gotten moldy". Nothing else got moldy in that attic, including cardboard Christmas cut-outs.

*Arrrrrrrghhhh!!!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 04, 2017 01:59 PM (6gk0M)

if it makes you feel any better, my mother threw out my dad's Army issue long barrel nickel plated Colt 45.

Posted by: West at January 04, 2017 03:03 PM (1Rgee)

293 Jackstraw. You're augments are kinda .. what's the word .. idiotic . Trump did not run, saying you might run or thinking of running is not the same as putting your hat in the ring and ACTUALLY running for a office that actual people vote with your name on a ballot either in primary or a general election.

Second , Obama had no idea of the laws in legislation like DoddFrank or Obamacare, why he felt he could ramble on about lowering costs and keeping your doctors, when Nancy Pelosi talked about " we have to pass it for you to find out what's in it" she was also referring to Obama, who opposed a mandate when he ran against Hillary.
I can guarantee you that Trump will have input into whatever laws that replace Obamacare. Trump hand picked every member of his cabinet didn't rely on conservative think tanks, he picked people to push his agenda not Soro's and Podesta's or progressive think tanks.

Ever pol in Washington, not only republicans have said Obama's been MIA for last 8 years, that he barely communicated with them on any level, never picked up the phone to negotiate because he doesn't know how and because he doesn't know shit, all the details and policy are done in progressive think tanks, he just the figure head

That's why after they lost their super majority, Obama had to rely on executive orders. Bush, Clinton, Papa Bush, or Reagan the last 40 years of Presidents that unlike Obama didn't need they party to control both houses or have super majorities to get major legislation passed.

Posted by: Sam at January 04, 2017 03:33 PM (1ANfd)

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