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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Narcissus
Caravaggio
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: navybrat at December 22, 2016 09:42 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 22, 2016 09:43 AM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 22, 2016 09:45 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: mx4 at December 22, 2016 09:45 AM (QKwiu)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 09:45 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: no good deed at December 22, 2016 09:46 AM (hJamr)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2016 09:47 AM (9MInk)
Caravaggio often used himself as model within this work, and one particularly interesting piece, in which he perhaps understood the end he was ultimately destined for, he did a painting of David with the head of Goliath and he used his own portrait for the severed and screaming head of Goliath.
http://tinyurl.com/hy4eulg
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2016 09:48 AM (2x9LM)
Narcissus had more depth.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 09:45 AM (X6fMO)
Yet Obama has managed to get his ideology implemented.
:-/
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 09:48 AM (8hICw)
In many ways, this is the story of Obama.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 22, 2016 09:43 AM (u0s1P)
Lacking the crown.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 22, 2016 09:48 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Max Power at December 22, 2016 09:51 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2016 09:51 AM (2z74n)
Posted by: Dennis Reynolds, The Golden God at December 22, 2016 09:52 AM (BDZWU)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at December 22, 2016 09:52 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at December 22, 2016 09:52 AM (wq8Cl)
I checked it out. It's still wet. Give it another day, two if this humidity stays around.
Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2016 09:53 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2016 09:53 AM (2z74n)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 09:54 AM (xaN7h)
Posted by: The B-52's at December 22, 2016 09:55 AM (u0s1P)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 22, 2016 09:55 AM (KP5rU)
Obama has Michelle. That ain't no goddess.
Posted by: Vanceone at December 22, 2016 09:56 AM (KbgjX)
I find it interesting that Caravaggio doesn't make the reflected image as vibrant as the real Narcissus, something he could have done. The darkness of the water's image points to the essential wrongness of the event and the fact that the man (any man) sees what he wants, not what is.
I'm so tempted to point out how this painting could stand for some Millennials and other young people. But I won't.
Posted by: JTB at December 22, 2016 09:56 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2016 09:57 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 22, 2016 09:58 AM (J8/9G)
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Another Smugglypuff in all it's self-referential glory.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 22, 2016 09:58 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Reggie at December 22, 2016 09:59 AM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Vanceone at December 22, 2016 09:56 AM (KbgjX)
Aunt Esther Obama: Watch it, sucka
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 09:59 AM (493sH)
Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2016 09:59 AM (X4ZNp)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 09:59 AM (FxM6p)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 22, 2016 09:59 AM (KP5rU)
n.b.
in yesterday's art thread i gave a rousing defense of picasso (actually oblique and kinda snarky). i would point out that my assertion of his importance and impact was in reference to cubism (c.1910-12), not the painting of the harlequin (1901), which showed an influence of art nouveau imho.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 22, 2016 09:59 AM (WTSFk)
n.b.
in yesterday's art thread i gave a rousing defense of picasso (actually oblique and kinda snarky). i would point out that my assertion of his importance and impact was in reference to cubism (c.1910-12), not the painting of the harlequin (1901), which showed an influence of art nouveau imho.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 22, 2016 09:59 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: grognard at December 22, 2016 10:00 AM (/29Nl)
attention, the detail in the features and cloth, the way his hands seem
to touch those of the reflection, all of these combine to create an
image and sense of quiet contemplation and adoration by Narcissus.
Posted by: JTB at December 22, 2016 09:56 AM (V+03K)
And this is a photo. Just imagine what it looks like up close!
Seriously...take a look at the various reproductions on the web, and you will see what I mean. Caravaggio has such depth in his works that even slight color variation changes the look completely.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2016 10:00 AM (42Mgr)
Narcissus showed great self-affection
And he didn't deal well with rejection
But the self adoration
Soon surpassed expectations
So he ended it, (upon further reflection)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:00 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: no good deed at December 22, 2016 09:46 AM (hJamr)
makes you go blind.
Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2016 10:01 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 09:54 AM (xaN7h)
I try to forget everything having to do with that dog-eating crackhead.
Were I writing Teh Donald's inaugural address, I would simply plagiarize The Ten Commandments:
"Let the name of Barack Hussein Obama be stricken from every book and website. Stricken from every building and sign in America. Let the name of Obama be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of man, for all time."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 10:01 AM (X6fMO)
I checked it out. It's still wet. Give it another day, two if this humidity stays around.
Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2016 09:53 AM (8ikIW)
Have the artist autograph one of his paint rollers and send it to us, okay? We can auction it to raise funds for ace.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at December 22, 2016 10:01 AM (BK3ZS)
Good point. Or to paraphrase a more recent artist: "A man sees what he wants to see and disregards the rest."
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 10:01 AM (s7vJs)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 22, 2016 10:01 AM (CS7jF)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 10:01 AM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 10:01 AM (X6fMO)
They used a similar line in Judge Drudge (Sly's edition from the 90's) when he was sentenced.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 10:02 AM (8hICw)
Hah.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 22, 2016 10:03 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Prime Minister Zoolander at December 22, 2016 10:03 AM (XkVXQ)
Posted by: no good deed at December 22, 2016 09:46 AM (hJamr)
makes you go blind.
Posted by: BignJames
Causes acne.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 10:03 AM (FxM6p)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM)
He just started on a water tower. Talk about starting at the top!! He says it's the only way. We comes down I'll ask him.
Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2016 10:03 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:04 AM (xaN7h)
Hah.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 22, 2016 10:03 AM (MIKMs)
Seeing as they think Obama is a god, I'm sure they'll ignore it.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 10:04 AM (8hICw)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 22, 2016 10:04 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:00 AM (wPiJc)
Dude, seriously, you need a publisher, stat.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 22, 2016 10:04 AM (CS7jF)
Posted by: Prez'nit ImeMine at December 22, 2016 10:05 AM (Tyii7)
Hah.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 22, 2016 10:03 AM (MIKMs)
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I thought they JUST named a school after Obama. Well, right at the beginning of his term.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 10:05 AM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2016 10:05 AM (8ikIW)
https://tinyurl.com/ho4ee2s
from last Thread
Posted by: Evilpens at December 22, 2016 10:05 AM (y3aQB)
Is it because there are so many narcissists today that their disorder has become normal?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 10:05 AM (s7vJs)
Posted by: no good deed at December 22, 2016 09:46 AM (hJamr)
makes you go blind.
Posted by: BignJames
Causes acne.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 10:03 AM (FxM6p)
Causes one to get fired from working security at NFL games
Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2016 10:05 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:06 AM (xaN7h)
Posted by: President Petulant C--t at December 22, 2016 10:06 AM (XkVXQ)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:06 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 22, 2016 10:03 AM (MIKMs)
So, "Nancy Pelosi Junior High" is OK, then?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 10:06 AM (gPmb/)
56 45 I thought self-love turned your palms hairy.
Posted by: no good deed at December 22, 2016 09:46 AM (hJamr)
makes you go blind.
Posted by: BignJames
__________________________
Now you tell me.
Posted by: Andrea Bocelli at December 22, 2016 10:07 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 10:07 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 10:06 AM (gPmb/)
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Ruth Bader Ginsberg Memorial High School
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 10:07 AM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:06 AM (wPiJc)
"Show me the way to go ohm..."
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 10:07 AM (gPmb/)
Posted by: T at December 22, 2016 10:08 AM (+nDaw)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:06 AM (wPiJc)
For a pocketful of mumbles.
Are they anything like M and M's?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 10:08 AM (s7vJs)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 10:02 AM (8hICw)
Judge Drudge? Executes with extreme linkage?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 22, 2016 10:08 AM (BXC+l)
Hah.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 22, 2016 10:03 AM (MIKMs)
The Barack H Obama School of Baseball Pitching
The Barack H Obama School of Umbrella Use
The Barack H Obama School of the Austrian Language
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 10:09 AM (493sH)
"Let the name of Barack Hussein Obama be stricken Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 10:01 AM (X6fMO)
...or Trump could deliver Marcus Andronicus' last speech in Titus in Trumpish:
"...Obama, who, c'mon, let's face it folks, honestly, he is an irreligious Moor, and is the chief plotter of these woes. Seriously. Seriously! And Obama did wrongs unspeakable and past patience. Wrongs, big-ly. And I'm going to undo them, BIG time, believe me!"
Posted by: General Zod at December 22, 2016 10:09 AM (Bdeb0)
Hah.
___________________________
Oh, good.
I nominate The Abe Vigoda School for Urban and Geriatric Studies.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 22, 2016 10:09 AM (4AVeu)
We need a Federal law to prevent naming any US government property for any individual not yet worm shit.
Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 10:09 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 22, 2016 10:08 AM (BXC+l)
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I'm judge, jury and have never heard of CSS!
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 10:09 AM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Donna and V.
The Dollar Store house brand. They taste like disappointment.
Baracks favorite.
Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2016 10:10 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:10 AM (xaN7h)
Speaking of Mormons, apparently the Mormon Tabernacle Choir will be singing at Trumpy's inaugural.
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That's a nice little wedgie to the Rombly/Egg McMuffin crowd.
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 22, 2016 10:10 AM (e2Rx3)
Posted by: Oprah at December 22, 2016 10:10 AM (NOIQH)
Narcissus showed great self-affection
And he didn't deal well with rejection
But all the self-admiring
Soon became rather tiring
So he ended it, (upon further reflection)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:11 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 10:11 AM (gPmb/)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hyafz37
I thought Alberta Oil Peon was in Arizona or something...
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 22, 2016 10:12 AM (XkVXQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:12 AM (xaN7h)
The Obama Memorial Town Dump
Nancy Pelosi Memorial Toilet
Harry Reid Memorial Pothole
Michele Obama Memorial Sewer
Hillary Clinton Memorial Tampon
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 10:12 AM (s7vJs)
Posted by: T at December 22, 2016 10:08 AM (+nDaw)
We waited for you, but when you didn't show, we figured what the hell.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 10:12 AM (X6fMO)
>>McMuffin crowd.
Not to mention the Sausage Biscuit fans.
Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 10:12 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Oprah at December 22, 2016 10:13 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 10:02 AM (8hICw)
Judge Drudge? Executes with extreme linkage?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 22, 2016 10:08 AM (BXC+l)
See around the 30:50 mark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGCbHBs51Cs
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 10:14 AM (8hICw)
Mormon Tabernacle Choir to perform at Trump inauguration.
Some choral arranger will be having a nice Christmas bonus.
They didn't have a chart for "You Can't Always Get What You Want."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 22, 2016 10:14 AM (H5rtT)
Abolish the NEA if it can't run on a non-partisan basis. Not a federal function anyway.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 22, 2016 10:14 AM (J8/9G)
Posted by: goon at December 22, 2016 10:15 AM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: no good deed at December 22, 2016 09:46 AM (hJamr)
makes you go blind.
Posted by: BignJames
__________________________
Now you tell me."
I know, right?
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at December 22, 2016 10:15 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: DanInMN at December 22, 2016 10:15 AM (h5ffp)
http://tinyurl.com/jbemsqf
Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2016 10:15 AM (7HtZB)
who many said must be a sissus.
we won't really know
which way he did blow
but he never had time for the missus!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 22, 2016 10:16 AM (WTSFk)
Alberta man pulls up to Tim Hortons drive-thru in his Zamboni http://preview.tinyurl.com/hyafz37
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I kept a picture of one of our local horse mounted patrol (volunteer) at the local Burger King drive-thru on my fridge for so many years it disintegrated.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 22, 2016 10:16 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Pauliboy Ryan at December 22, 2016 10:16 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 10:18 AM (493sH)
http://tinyurl.com/jbemsqf
Posted by: josephistan
Did Merkel go the Shillary school of don't give a fcuk when it comes to how she looks?
Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2016 10:18 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Dislexic Yo! at December 22, 2016 10:18 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 22, 2016 10:18 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:19 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at December 22, 2016 10:19 AM (qE5S+)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 22, 2016 10:20 AM (WTSFk)
__________________
A.k.a. congestive art failure.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 22, 2016 10:20 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2016 10:20 AM (8J/Te)
Still no update on when Cher goes off-planet? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 22, 2016 10:18 AM (J+eG2)
She hasn't reached Operating Thetan 8, yet--she can't exteriorize until she does.
Posted by: General Zod at December 22, 2016 10:21 AM (Bdeb0)
Still no update on when Cher goes off-planet?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
She's been off-planet for years.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2016 10:21 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 10:21 AM (X6fMO)
It's not just less vibrant, the reflection is different. I see the puddle Narcissus with a beard and eyes either closed or gone.
Is he seeing himself dead? This reflection is not gazing back at him adoringly.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 22, 2016 10:21 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:21 AM (xaN7h)
Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2016 10:20 AM (8J/Te)
We begs to differ.
Posted by: Gollum at December 22, 2016 10:21 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Pauliboy Ryan at December 22, 2016 10:22 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 22, 2016 10:22 AM (X7E8f)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hyafz37
I thought Alberta Oil Peon was in Arizona or something...
Posted by: Lurking Canuck
I'll bet his coffee was cold by the time he got back to work.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 10:22 AM (FxM6p)
different. I see the puddle Narcissus with a beard and eyes either
closed or gone.
Is he seeing himself dead? This reflection is not gazing back at him adoringly.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
I don't know about this here arty stuff, but that's what I was seeing.
Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2016 10:23 AM (8ikIW)
We just want to "delay" Obamacare repeal.
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Oh sorry you misheard - as soon as Rep Delay sponsors the repeal bill we will get right on it.
What? He's no longer in congress? Um...well let us know when he is!
Posted by: The GOPe at December 22, 2016 10:23 AM (X7E8f)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 22, 2016 10:24 AM (8JE5H)
Hee-hee!
Posted by: Pauliboy Ryan at December 22, 2016 10:24 AM (97XyN)
The Michelle Obama School of Beauty, Fashion Design and 70s Couch Covers
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 10:24 AM (493sH)
I mentioned earlier this week how I wish there was a way to scan a painting, determine what the colors looked like when new, and recreate that. Never heard of such a thing but it would be fascinating. Imagine seeing something like "The Night Watch" not just cleaned but as it was when first displayed.
Posted by: JTB at December 22, 2016 10:25 AM (V+03K)
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I kept a picture of one of our local horse mounted patrol (volunteer) at the local Burger King drive-thru on my fridge for so many years it disintegrated.
Posted by: mustbequantum
I used to have a picture of a DPS Trooper with a radar gun on horseback in the median just outside of Houston.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 10:25 AM (FxM6p)
particularly interesting piece, in which he perhaps understood the end
he was ultimately destined for, he did a painting of David with the head
of Goliath and he used his own portrait for the severed and screaming
head of Goliath.
Looking at Caravaggio's several paintings of severed heads - it looks to me like he did that more than once; his face is recognizable on almost all of the severed heads.
Posted by: An Observation at December 22, 2016 10:26 AM (wfCJW)
On second thought, why the fuck not?
Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick In His Mouth at December 22, 2016 10:27 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 10:05 AM (s7vJs)
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We shouldn't take all the credit for that but we will anyway!
*high fives each other*
Posted by: Facebook and Twitter at December 22, 2016 10:27 AM (BDZWU)
"Delay."
Hahahhahaahahaa!!!
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Rip it off like a band aid and be done with it.
Posted by: SH at December 22, 2016 10:27 AM (gmeXX)
Caravaggio nailed it.
Thanks, CBD, Happy Holidays!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at December 22, 2016 10:28 AM (oQQwD)
I used to have a picture of a man photographing Johnny Cash shooting a man in Reno just so I could watch a man watch Johnny Cash shooting a man so he could watch Johnny Cash watch a man die.
Posted by: General Zod at December 22, 2016 10:28 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 10:28 AM (493sH)
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This reminds me of someone ...
Posted by: SH at December 22, 2016 10:29 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
So, in those days, most people that narcissism was a bad thing, huh?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 10:29 AM (gPmb/)
Let's move on.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 22, 2016 10:30 AM (B+qrE)
What's the rush, Bitch? First choir practice, then centaur Santa Christmas sweater, then messenger bag, then show tunes, and *then* suck the dick.
Sheesh.
Posted by: General Zod at December 22, 2016 10:31 AM (Bdeb0)
I suppose that is why Romney met with Trump? "No, I don't want you for SOS, but I would like your friends to sing for me."
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 22, 2016 10:31 AM (Qvgg/)
>>Posted by: Bitch McConnell
So I can borrow Elaine for a week? Yeah, she's kinda my thing.
Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 10:31 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:32 AM (xaN7h)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 10:32 AM (gPmb/)
Posted by: SD at December 22, 2016 10:33 AM (So0JQ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 10:33 AM (493sH)
Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2016 10:20 AM
That's all you know. Om, nom, nom...
Posted by: Grizzly bear with a yuuuge salmon in its mouth at December 22, 2016 10:33 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 22, 2016 10:34 AM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 22, 2016 10:34 AM (B+qrE)
>> narcissism was a bad thing, huh?
Obviously before the days of the rear-firing phone camera. Need to go find the George Raft Casino Royale clip...
Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 10:35 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 10:36 AM (TppKb)
We've no cable only an antenna and the local ABC is all we get, reliably. 3/4 of the time we also can get NBC, which means Matt Lauer and company doing "Today."
Yuk.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 22, 2016 10:37 AM (U6f54)
Fox Business is showing these loons in England celebrating the Winter
Solstice. Odd there's no blood sacrifices going on. I mean if they
really want to be good pagans/druids they all did ton of blood
sacrifices not sitting around getting stoned and hugging trees.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 10:28 AM (493sH)
They wanted to sacrifice a virgin, but that was too male dominant and sexist
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 22, 2016 10:38 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk- lookin to beat on a warmist about now.. at December 22, 2016 10:38 AM (kVX3W)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 10:38 AM (9krrF)
When Narcissus was out and about
He got a bit hungry, no doubt
Though he hadn't quite oughter
Plunged his head in the water
And emerged with a fifteen-inch trout
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:38 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:38 AM (xaN7h)
Well, all that will improve when Katie Couric returns to Today.
Keep doubling down, assholes.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 22, 2016 10:39 AM (B+qrE)
The more it lines up with the cult of voluntary retardation that is global warming.
Even though Hillarys electoral models were not aligning with
Reality-
She chose the false models becuz "science!"
Idiots.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 22, 2016 10:39 AM (NyEGK)
Solstice. Odd there's no blood sacrifices going on. I mean if they
really want to be good pagans/druids they all did ton of blood
sacrifices not sitting around getting stoned and hugging trees.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 10:28 AM (493sH)
They wanted to sacrifice a virgin, but that was too male dominant and sexist
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Besides, the Muzzies kept getting to them first.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 10:39 AM (9krrF)
I mentioned earlier this week how I wish there was a way to scan a painting, determine what the colors looked like when new, and recreate that. Never heard of such a thing but it would be fascinating. Imagine seeing something like "The Night Watch" not just cleaned but as it was when first displayed.
I think there's a whole lotta "can't get there from here" in both the OP and JTB's notion of reproducing original color.
Major assumption is in lighting being constant. Photos have the obvious challenge of either the film's or digital sensor's color balance.
"Fresh" and original paint would likely look different under modern lighting versus period lighting (which would probably be predominantly daytime sky through a window).
Then, there's your monitor. Does it faithfully reproduce color? It's a significant challenge and today causes much heartache when choosing fabrics and paint from a web store.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 22, 2016 10:40 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:38 AM (wPiJc)
That's a nice get.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 10:40 AM (8hICw)
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 10:40 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: General Zod
Found it.
http://bit.ly/2hdnotR
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 10:40 AM (FxM6p)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:40 AM (xaN7h)
When Narcissus was still just a virgin
His stomach was grumbling and urgin'
Though he hadn't quite oughter
Plunged his head in the water
And emerged with a fifteen-pound sturgeon!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:41 AM (wPiJc)
*high fives each other*
Posted by: Facebook and Twitter at December 22, 2016 10:27 ABoyM (BDZWU)
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Boy, isn't that the truth. Don't forget about Instagram and Snapchat.
Lovely painting, CBD. Thank you.
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 10:41 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: MSM at December 22, 2016 10:41 AM (+kwUl)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 22, 2016 10:24 AM (8JE5H)
I read that as Columnists.
And nothing changed.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2016 10:42 AM (kKHcp)
Some years ago I attended an exhibit of paintings by Robert Bateman, the world famous wildlife artist. Now this was someone who had seen his works displayed all over the planet. Even he said he had never seen his paintings look so good because of the care used in lighting them at that exhibit.
Posted by: JTB at December 22, 2016 10:42 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: SH at December 22, 2016 10:42 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 10:43 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: MSM at December 22, 2016 10:41 AM (+kwUl)
I need BEN ROETHLISBERGER to explain if you're just late to the party, or if it's funny because you're socking the main-street media and you're late.
Little help here, Ben.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 10:43 AM (8hICw)
It is. Just marking time until I can blast off outta here.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 10:43 AM (FxM6p)
>> returns to Today.
Look, not intending to wave my lack of judgment in all your faces, but I'd hit that.
I would - based on no inside information, mind you - be surprised if a large tray of jello shots and a hammock on a secluded Caribbean beach didn't make for the kind of night no gentleman discusses.
Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 10:44 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 10:40 AM
Word. I really should have made today another sick day, but, deadlines. *sigh* Tomorrow's Friday.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 10:44 AM (p+Wdc)
143. The king-like virgin fool thing worked for Summerisle.......Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:40 AM (xaN7h)
Watching Nicholas Cage die miserably in the remake? C'est magnifique.
Watching Britt Eklund's twitching ass in the original? Likewise.
Posted by: General Zod at December 22, 2016 10:44 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: fly gal at December 22, 2016 10:45 AM (eNduo)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 22, 2016 10:45 AM (U6f54)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:45 AM (xaN7h)
All his rhymes bring in fishes some way
I suppose that it's best
That his piscine punfest
Hasn't yet worked in a manta ray!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 10:45 AM (9krrF)
I would - based on no inside information, mind you - be surprised if a large tray of jello shots and a hammock on a secluded Caribbean beach didn't make for the kind of night no gentleman discusses.
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We've all been up her colon.
Posted by: SH at December 22, 2016 10:45 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: An Observation at December 22, 2016 10:26 AM (wfCJW)
I wonder if some people had a bit of a superstition about being the model for the severed heads. So using himself he doesn't need to worry about an uncomfortable model.
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 10:46 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2016 10:46 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 10:46 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2016 10:46 AM (7HtZB)
Trans-dayism.
The city council in Charlotte needs to get on making this a protected class.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 10:46 AM (8hICw)
Posted by: Jane Pauley at December 22, 2016 10:47 AM (+kwUl)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 10:44 AM (p+Wdc)
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Mind yourself, my friend. You don't want to be sick for Christmas . . . .
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 10:47 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 22, 2016 10:47 AM (H5rtT)
174 Today feels like it should be Friday. Ugh.
--
Today identifies as a Friday.
Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2016 10:46 AM (7HtZB
Yeah well tomorrow doesn't identify as Saturday for me. I still have to work today and tomorrow.
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 10:48 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Cher at December 22, 2016 10:48 AM (wPiJc)
But seeing Nick Cage buy - or in this case, fecundate - farm....might be worth seeing.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:49 AM (xaN7h)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 22, 2016 10:47 AM (H5rtT)
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He's not self-aware enough. This will go on the cover of Kitty Kelley's unauthorized biography of him.
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 10:49 AM (sBOL1)
The Barack H Obama School of American History. Schools are now open in all 57 states
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 10:49 AM (493sH)
>> grab my p*ssy.
Speak for yourself, racinated slut.
Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at December 22, 2016 10:49 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Deborah Norville at December 22, 2016 10:49 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Al Gore at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (iynDC)
Posted by: JEM
******
Oh no, no, no. You misconstrue my intent. You are all quite adequate!
Posted by: Cher at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (nQ10o)
No apologies necessary. I've occasionally had naughty thoughts about Nancy Pelosi, sad to say.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Al Gore at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (iynDC)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:51 AM (wPiJc)
--
Today identifies as a Friday.
I should sneak across the street to the Galleria and spend the day people watching.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 10:51 AM (FxM6p)
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 10:48 AM (cAnNx)
You have to work even in the afterlife?
Damn, your boss is cold.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 10:51 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: D-Day Radio at December 22, 2016 10:51 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2016 10:52 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Jane Pauley
Shut it, bitch.
Posted by: Deborah Norville at December 22, 2016 10:49 AM (mgbwf)
Fuck both of you slags.
Posted by: Barbara Walters at December 22, 2016 10:52 AM (X6fMO)
Now THAT is change you can believe in.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 22, 2016 10:45 AM (U6f54
KellyAnne said that after careful consideration as her children are her number one priority, she decided to accept the position. She said she knows from the experience of this past year how family friendly the West Wing will be, as she has watched Trump interact with his children and his grandchildren and so she felt comfortable saying yes.
Remember, the feminazi's gave almost no credit nor even mentioned Conway being the first woman to successfully run a presidential campaign. Instead, they sneered at her for saying her children were her priority and that she thought she did not want a role in the administration.
My guess is now they will sneer at her for not making her children a priority. Or some such thing.
As a reporter said, she will not be able to do anything right in the feminazi's eyes because she is a Republican. Plain and simple.
Posted by: Jen at December 22, 2016 10:52 AM (en0W8)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:52 AM (xaN7h)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2016 10:52 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Luck wished!!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 10:53 AM (FxM6p)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe
*****
1. First rule - Active criticism of the blog owner's choice of subject matter is heartily encouraged.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:53 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 10:53 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (nQ10o)
Type all your comments in Word first.
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 10:53 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (nQ10o)
Are you a poofter?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 10:53 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (nQ10o)
The official Ace of Spades rules can be obtained for $1,000. You can send that money to me and I'll get a copy out to you today
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 10:53 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Jen at December 22, 2016 10:53 AM (en0W8)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 22, 2016 10:54 AM (1zARK)
Posted by: Jane Pauley
Shut it, bitch.
Posted by: Deborah Norville at December 22, 2016 10:49 AM (mgbwf)
Speak for yourself, racinated slut.
Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at December 22, 2016 10:49 AM (TppKb)
Girls, relax.
Grab a Cosmo and join me in this jello-filled hot-tub.
We'll work it out.
Posted by: Ashleigh Banfield at December 22, 2016 10:54 AM (kKHcp)
Posted by: D-Day Radio at December 22, 2016 10:54 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Abby at December 22, 2016 10:54 AM (HBU7W)
Then fuck trying.
Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 10:54 AM (FxM6p)
Hi Iron Mike Golf, absolutely agree. There are so many and varied factors that would go into my 'wouldn't it be nice if ...' contraption as to be unlikely to develop. But the arguments about those factors, like daylight vs. modern lighting, materials used to create the paints and how, and a bunch of other matters would be entertaining to watch. :-)
Posted by: JTB at December 22, 2016 10:54 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:55 AM (xaN7h)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (nQ10o)
Where's Ben Roethlisberger when you need him?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 10:55 AM (X6fMO)
It would be a feat worthy of Merwyn
to bring a big Manta
down the chimney with Santa:
Cavil, Muldoon is just not Steve Irwin.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 22, 2016 10:55 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 22, 2016 10:55 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (nQ10o)
Are you a poofter?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 10:53 AM (X6fMO)
Are we sure this isn't Emma Tiller Ph.d?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 10:55 AM (8hICw)
Posted by: Libertarian wannabe at December 22, 2016 10:55 AM (nQ10o)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 10:56 AM (FxM6p)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:56 AM (xaN7h)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:53 AM (wPiJc)
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Also, the particular coblogger who wrote this post absolutely hates the New York Yankees, so all criticism of that team of reprobates is welcomed, encouraged, and rewarded.
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 10:56 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (nQ10o)
Where's Ben Roethlisberger when you need him?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 10:55 AM (X6fMO)
I think he mostly explains the jokes.
Mostly.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 10:57 AM (8hICw)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:57 AM (wPiJc)
167. Never saw the remake. But seeing Nick Cage buy - or in this case, fecundate - farm....might be worth seeing. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:49 AM (xaN7h)
Oh, it's succulent. One minute, you're daydreaming through the tedium of flensing skulls, and the next minute, bam, there it is on the crap daytime Saturday movie channel, Nicholas Cage screaming as his legs are violently broken by hippie women dressed as rabbits.
I pause for that like I pause for "is it safe" or McQueen doing "look-see-pigeon" with Po-Han...
Posted by: General Zod at December 22, 2016 10:57 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Newbie at December 22, 2016 10:57 AM (+kwUl)
"Bigly" is funner.
Posted by: General Zod at December 22, 2016 10:58 AM (Bdeb0)
Okay, Katie Couric, Soledad O'Brien and Ashleigh Banfield and about two pints of baby oil and I die happy.
Posted by: D-Day Radio at December 22, 2016 10:58 AM (TppKb)
...and most of the ones who do bite don't have rabies...
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:58 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: An Observation at December 22, 2016 10:59 AM (wfCJW)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 10:59 AM (493sH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 22, 2016 10:59 AM (KP5rU)
Headed up to Madison today for an interview. Wish me luck, please!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2016 10:52 AM (kTF2Z)
Good luck! Knock em dead (well, not literally). Seriously, sending you lots of well wishes for a very successful interview.
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 10:59 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 10:59 AM (493sH)
if i i i i iffff iff if
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 10:59 AM (8hICw)
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 10:47 AM
Thanks, bluebell. Trying. I'm cooking for Christmas, so I do need to be functional. I'm caught up, so I can rest up Friday through Saturday.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 11:00 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:00 AM (xaN7h)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 11:00 AM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Newbie at December 22, 2016 10:57 AM (+kwUl)
where one is thrown into the barrel to be willowed, which is a tortuous process, she jabbers incessantly and makes you do the dishes
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:00 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (nQ10o)
OT topics should generally wait until after comment 100. Exceptions to this rule include posts on the War of Northern Aggression, why longbows are superior to crossbows, and the how Ginger is way hotter than Mary Anne.
Also, Ace's comments are always the threadwinners.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (ZLQuU)
...and most of the ones who do bite don't have rabies...
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:58 AM (wPiJc)
Not that we'll admit to
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (493sH)
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2016 10:52 AM (kTF2Z)
good luck!
Madison, WI? Your interview might go better if you burst into tears halfway through it and sniffle, "I'm sorry...I'm just still so upset about the election!"
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (s7vJs)
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (R7cwD)
rule # 4- Don't expect anyone to give a rat's ass what you have to say.
rule # 5 - Be nice to Jasper. He lurks.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (wPiJc)
Also, Ace's comments are always the threadwinners.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (ZLQuU)
Brownnoser
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:02 AM (s7vJs)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 22, 2016 11:02 AM (H5rtT)
This may help: https://youtu.be/bNBy1D1Y0h4 (sfw)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 11:00 AM (4WhSY)
Also, never google or follow a link for a term you don't know while at the office.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 11:02 AM (8hICw)
New here. Please explain rules.
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (nQ10o)
Odd diction. Please explain Russian hack IP address.
Posted by: General Zod at December 22, 2016 11:02 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Evilpens at December 22, 2016 11:02 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Libertarian wannabe at December 22, 2016 10:55 AM (nQ10o)
Australian slang for gays. It's a Monty Python routine.
Anyway, if you're serious, some rules are:
- don't ever "sock" a regular;
- no personal insults directed towards other posters;
- no insulting the host or the cob-loggers.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 11:02 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2016 11:03 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:03 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:03 AM (xaN7h)
Posted by: An Observation
For those of you that had threadwinner at #230, please make your way to the betting window to collect your winnings.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:03 AM (FxM6p)
I happened to catch some of it this morning when I haven't seen it in years. I was surprised how 'A Current Affair' it had gone.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 22, 2016 11:03 AM (+wjl1)
Meh, Madison. I'm behind you 100% either way.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 22, 2016 11:02 AM (H5rtT)
Maybe it's Middleton-Madison? Or even Verona (since that's where Epicis)?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 11:03 AM (8hICw)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 11:02 AM (8hICw)
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Or while at home. Or while anywhere else. Or ever.
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:04 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: D-Day Radio at December 22, 2016 10:51 AM (TppKb)
______________________
The C-PAP machine wounds my heart with a monotonous languor.
The C-PAP machine wounds my heart with a monotonous languor.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 22, 2016 11:04 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 22, 2016 11:04 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2016 09:51 AM (2z74n)
Barky would have his face IN the water.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 22, 2016 11:04 AM (zc3Db)
Bonus points are added if you can discuss why Morticia was freakier in bed than Lily.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 11:04 AM (X6fMO)
- no insulting the host or the cob-loggers.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 11:02 AM (X6fMO)
those are rather loose rulings, unless ace is in a horrible mood. which can come at a moments notice.
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:04 AM (R7cwD)
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard..."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 22, 2016 11:04 AM (LNl8j)
Posted by: SH at December 22, 2016 11:05 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (nQ10o)
Odd diction. Please explain Russian hack IP address.
Posted by: General Zod
Relax. It's just Peggy.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:05 AM (FxM6p)
With a hint of creosote and a lingering barbed wire aftertaste.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 22, 2016 11:05 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 22, 2016 11:06 AM (+wjl1)
>> Involving NY State Pensions
Preet Bharara announces desire to have a future under Trump Administration.
Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 11:06 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (wPiJc)
Jasper started licking me "there". I'm hooked.
Posted by: Dana P at December 22, 2016 11:06 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:06 AM (FxM6p)
...and most of the ones who do bite don't have rabies...
https://youtu.be/0gY7U0qbJKs (nsfw, simply because he mentions contraception)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 11:06 AM (4WhSY)
Posted by: D-Day Radio at December 22, 2016 10:51 AM (TppKb)
______________________
The C-PAP machine wounds my heart with a monotonous languor.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
*****
The uvula is against the wall.
The uvula is against the wall.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:06 AM (wPiJc)
also never admit to ketchup on a hotdog, or carrots in chili.
and no cilantro does Not taste like soap.
half the room are soap eaters
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:06 AM (R7cwD)
Even a bad joke.
Posted by: SH at December 22, 2016 11:05 AM (gmeXX)
And Ben Roethlisberger will (usually) explain them. While yelling.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 11:07 AM (8hICw)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:07 AM (xaN7h)
With a hint of creosote and a lingering barbed wire aftertaste.
And pickled beets.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:07 AM (FxM6p)
Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 11:06 AM (TppKb)
Don't know much about him but if he is taking on the Clintons, in NY, much luck to him and I hope he ups his private security.
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:07 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 11:07 AM (cAnNx)
It's time for the welcoming ceremony of 'Ettes Baring Their Boobs.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 22, 2016 11:08 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick In His Mouth at December 22, 2016 11:08 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2016 11:08 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 11:02 AM (8hICw)
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Or while at home. Or while anywhere else. Or ever.
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:04 AM (sBOL1)
THIS
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:08 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:08 AM (wPiJc)
The uvula is against the wall.
Paper covers rock.
Paper covers rock.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:08 AM (FxM6p)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM
Watch out for FenelonSpoke. She'll cut a bitch.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 11:08 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:08 AM (a0IVu)
Even a bad joke.
Posted by: Amy Schumer
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:06 AM (FxM6p)
IT'S FUNNY CUZ AMY SCHUMER STEALS PEOPLES JOKES!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2016 11:09 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2016 11:09 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:09 AM (sBOL1)
Even a bad joke.
Posted by: Amy Schumer
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:06 AM (FxM6p)
IT'S FUNNY CUZ AMY SCHUMER STEALS PEOPLES JOKES!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2016 11:09 AM (7HtZB)
Ben, thank you.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 11:09 AM (8hICw)
Posted by: SH at December 22, 2016 11:09 AM (gmeXX)
...and most of the ones who do bite don't have rabies...
But occasionally....
You'll find yourself in the final fight scene from the Revenant.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2016 11:09 AM (kKHcp)
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (R7cwD)
Kinky.
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 11:07 AM (cAnNx)
and btw, Buzzion is dead I have his credit card numbers, His wife shares them with me!
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:09 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Libertarian wannabe at December 22, 2016 10:55 AM (nQ10o)
A prime example can be seen mincing around the White House until January 20 but most likely will be spotted on a golf course
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 11:09 AM (493sH)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 11:08 AM (p+Wdc)
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Oooh, you're going to Hades for that one.
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:10 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:10 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Jame Gumb at December 22, 2016 11:10 AM (+kwUl)
Even a bad joke.
Posted by: SH at December 22, 2016 11:05 AM (gmeXX)
And if you don't get a joke, don't worry, Pittsburgh Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger will drop by and explain it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 11:10 AM (gPmb/)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:10 AM (FxM6p)
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:08 AM (a0IVu
IC back in the day (eons ago) when I met ace I told him the room was a really rough experience.
proven!
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:11 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:11 AM (xaN7h)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AMY SCHUMER STEALS JOKES AND I ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2016 11:12 AM (XkVXQ)
and i'm not googling.
because I learn.. even if on a curve.
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:12 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 11:12 AM (9krrF)
- don't ever "sock" a regular;
- no personal insults directed towards other posters;
- no insulting the host or the cob-loggers.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 11:02 AM (X6fMO)
And calling someone "perfesser" is right out.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2016 11:12 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2016 11:12 AM (XkVXQ)
You guys are going to scare the newbies back into lurking.
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:08 AM (a0IVu
IC back in the day (eons ago) when I met ace I told him the room was a really rough experience.
proven!
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:11 AM (R7cwD)
I lurked for years before I mustered up the courage to post. I think it was one night after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:12 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at December 22, 2016 11:13 AM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:13 AM (wPiJc)
Trousers are optional.
The mandatory vendor is the Outrage Outlet.
Muldoon is limmericky.
Alex the Chick is short yet homicidal.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - #NeverTrump Tears in a Bottle! Get Your Trumpmas Gifts at the Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2016 11:13 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants
The general rule I see is that if you post like a Moron, think like a Moron, joke like a Moron, and act like a Moron, clearly you must be a Moron.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 11:13 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 11:08 AM (p+Wdc)
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Oooh, you're going to Hades for that one.
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:10 AM
It's the codeine cough medicine talking. Can I just get darned to heck briefly?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 11:13 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2016 11:12 AM (TOk1P)
So is five. Five is RIGHT out.
~ M. Python.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 11:13 AM (8hICw)
Posted by: SH at December 22, 2016 11:13 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Just the Punchline, Inc. at December 22, 2016 11:13 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:10 AM (FxM6p)
Is that were we all dress up like Patrick McGoohan?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (493sH)
and i'm not googling.
because I learn.. even if on a curve.
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:12 AM (R7cwD)
Just say it out loud. Sound out the word. "poooooffffter."
It means gay. Obvious.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (TOk1P)
was one night after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
So you're normal is what you're saying.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (4WhSY)
http://tinyurl.com/zz5wexg
Posted by: Thrawn at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (0sc5d)
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:12 AM (a0IVu)
lmao, same here.
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Emma Tiller, PhD at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (xaN7h)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (wPiJc)
I gotta admit, that one hurt a little bit. At first.
Then after a while I realized I'm the same way.
Now it's all better.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (kKHcp)
Posted by: SH at December 22, 2016 11:13 AM (gmeXX)
Blogger's oath.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (8hICw)
The uvula is against the wall.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:06 AM (wPiJc)
Noob note: Don't worry if you don't understand this. This is a secret message sent out to Newsweek Senior Writer Kurt Eichenwald. Only he will be able to decode it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (gPmb/)
196 Headed up to Madison today for an interview. Wish me luck, please!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2016 10:52 AM (kTF2Z)
Always remember this when you're job hunting: They are not just interviewing you, YOU are also interviewing THEM. Keep that mindset through the process. It really does work.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (1zARK)
who wrote of a guy and lagoon
While his patients sat humming
In gowns unbecoming
Muldoon cried, "This blog's fulla loons!"
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (s7vJs)
...and most of the ones who do bite don't have rabies...
But occasionally....
You'll find yourself in the final fight scene from the Revenant.
Or River Tam's Reaver fight scene in Serenity.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:15 AM (FxM6p)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (4WhSY)
Most days.
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:15 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 22, 2016 11:15 AM (FQKBL)
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:15 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (wPiJc)
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Who the fuck is Jasper??
Posted by: Lenas Little Sister at December 22, 2016 11:16 AM (8XRCm)
I hope she's quickly realizing there is no pleasing liberals. She'll get no credit for her positions on climate change, childcare, or any other cause celeb.
Posted by: WisRich at December 22, 2016 11:16 AM (hdpay)
uggggg socks
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2016 11:16 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 11:13 AM (p+Wdc)
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In that case, I think we can put in an appeal for clemency. Fenelon is a sweet, forgiving soul. Usually.
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:16 AM (sBOL1)
Bee dee dee dop de whatever
Posted by: Jim Croce at December 22, 2016 11:16 AM (u0s1P)
It's like dating ... can't act desperate.
Posted by: SD at December 22, 2016 11:16 AM (So0JQ)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:16 AM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2016 11:16 AM (ZLQuU)
New here. Please explain rules. Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (nQ10o)
"The guys get shirts." Them's your safe words, ese.
Posted by: General Zod at December 22, 2016 11:17 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (gPmb/)
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Dont coddle the lad.
If he's been properly lurking.... he knows this.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2016 11:17 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Emma Tiller, PhD at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (xeeHA)
fify
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2016 11:17 AM (kKHcp)
Pixie runs the interweb here and she's lazy when she's not actually drunk. Accordingly, anything any more complex than the web equivalent of block printing capital letters in a Big Chief tablet with a pencil the size of a carrot causes Pixie to punish us by posting reams of gibberish. Causing that to happen results in a sentence to the barrel. As for what happens in the barrel, see
http://tinyurl.com/hysh63v
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 22, 2016 11:17 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (xeeHA)
It's "cause celebre".
Just pointing out the other rule that if you get something wrong, even if it's inconsequential, somebody will dickpunch you for it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (Qvgg/)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Who has the time to read them all?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (FxM6p)
A bigly rule is to taunt the guys with the ban hammer. Don't let them intimidate you. In fact, them to sod off right now. Go on
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (493sH)
You don't have to blank it out, we can say "nyads" here.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (4WhSY)
The uvula is against the wall.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:06 AM (wPiJc)
Always sounds better in the original Navajo.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (7N6ox)
was one night after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
So you're normal is what you're saying.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (4WhSY)
Huh. I started making a complete idiot of myself on here the very first day I discovered this place. Fools rush in, I suppose.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (gPmb/)
*****
Nice!
Just for the record, I don't comment on company time and I don't speak on behalf of or in any way officially related to my employer. I engage in political satire as an adult hobby, much like butterfly collecting or woodcarving.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (wPiJc)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2608iYI5pgE
Butter up, buttercups.
Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (R7cwD)
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Same here, minus the alcohol though. But it was years.
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (mgbwf)
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WORD
Posted by: John Paul Ringo & George at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (icl5y)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
In that case, I think we can put in an appeal for clemency. Fenelon is a sweet, forgiving soul. Usually.
Posted by: bluebell
Trifle at your own risk with the Mistress of the One Finger Death Strike.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (9krrF)
New here. Please explain rules. Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (nQ10o)
The first rule is you don't talk about Fight Club...
Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (1zARK)
Posted by: The fix-it-up Chappie at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (kKHcp)
But God Bless him anyway, even though he truly sucks razzleberries.
Posted by: Microscopic Tim, on his microscopic crutch at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (RsE6n)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2016 11:12 AM (XkVXQ)
OK, I just laughed out loud. Bigly.
Thanks, Ben.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (97XyN)
Crom and Tengri despise fanatics.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:20 AM (xaN7h)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (Qvgg/)
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I kind of think of it as the Drones Club, minus the nice clothes and good manners.
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:20 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (97XyN)
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We also try not to curse except when we want to.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:21 AM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (wPiJc)
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Who the fuck is Jasper??
Posted by: Lenas Little Sister
Some female newsreader's dog who likes peanut butter.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:21 AM (FxM6p)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2016 11:21 AM (iynDC)
John Browning is one of our patron saints
Do not click on the link in Zombies nic.
Posted by: GT 5.0 at December 22, 2016 11:21 AM (hgUuR)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 11:21 AM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 22, 2016 11:22 AM (8XRCm)
and this is after years on aces.
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:22 AM (R7cwD)
She has a short temper.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 11:22 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: GT 5.0 at December 22, 2016 11:21 AM (hgUuR)
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I recommend not eating for at least three hours before going to zombietime.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:22 AM (xeeHA)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (gPmb/)
So did I. I think I qualified for the barrel the second day I was here because I inadvertently copied and pasted every single post ahead of mine. But the barrel was fairly new then. The slime only came up to your knees in those days.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:22 AM (s7vJs)
and this is after years on aces.
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:22 AM (R7cwD)
Don't try to understand. Just laugh.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (8hICw)
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (R7cwD)
. . . snort. . argle. . . bargle. . . argle . . . bargle. . .
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (4AVeu)
Trump! You magnificent bastard!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (FxM6p)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (wPiJc)
You make think your making the greatest statement about something, and its ignored by everyone....This happens to everyone. Don't think some didn't read what you wrote, just things move on pretty fast here! (sometimes)
Posted by: Colin at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (ogUTd)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (icl5y)
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What was the vote about, and is cancelling it good for Israel? I've been doing Christmas stuff and I'm out of the loop.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004
What!?! WHAT???
OregonMuse is a Russian !!!!!!!
Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at December 22, 2016 11:24 AM (AoK0a)
and this is after years on aces.
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:22 AM (R7cwD)
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It's from the NFL QB's on Facebook line of humor pieces.
http://profootballmock.com/category/nfl-qbs-on-facebook/
The joke with him was that he explained obvious things and talked in all caps. So, like, the same joke here.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:24 AM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Library Pepe, on the phone at December 22, 2016 11:24 AM (jLChk)
I kind of think of it as the Drones Club, minus the nice clothes and good manners.
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:20 AM (sBOL1)
What ho!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 11:24 AM (493sH)
>> don't like them.
My recollection was that we call everyone cunts until they can prove they don't smell like fish.
Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 11:24 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (dFi94)
Solstice. Odd there's no blood sacrifices going on. I mean if they
really want to be good pagans/druids they all did ton of blood
sacrifices not sitting around getting stoned and hugging trees.
They wanted to sacrifice a virgin, but that was too male dominant and sexist
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed"
They should have used a pajama boy.
Posted by: Ripley at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (1BQGO)
So easy to do. Especially on a phone. BTDT.
Once.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (FxM6p)
_________________
Dude is already president.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 11:24 AM (TppKb)
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I thought we were calling them Cnuts. You know, like the Scandi king.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (xeeHA)
Well that's good news. The UN is cancelling the vote on Israel settlements because of Trump. Outstanding.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (icl5y)
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What was the vote about, and is cancelling it good for Israel? I've been doing Christmas stuff and I'm out of the loop.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (dFi94)
I know Trump tweeted out against it..did he tell UN their NYC lease might be up if go through with it?
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (Nwg0u)
and this is after years on aces.
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:22 AM (R7cwD)
For you willow, a real explanation.
NFL Quarterbacks on Facebook was a satire site made to look like facebook. All the NFL quarterbacks would say shit about the game they just had, and they all had their own personalities.
Ben was the not so bright explainer. It was funny.
Posted by: The fix-it-up Chappie at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (kKHcp)
It's "cause celebre".
Actually, unless the original posting was a typo, "cause celeb" is a perfect appellation for the silly things celebrities hector us about.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Library Pepe, on the phone at December 22, 2016 11:24 AM (jLChk)
=======================
You're still at the library? Did you stay overnight?
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:26 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (dFi94)
Since the UN is the bastard child of pure evil and sheer stupidity anything that is canceled there is good.
The US really needs to just pull out of that despicable org. I hope Trump has the balls to put the UN to sleep. It never should have existed and every day that it is above ground is bad.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 22, 2016 11:26 AM (zc3Db)
and this is after years on aces.
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:22 AM (R7cwD)
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WHICH IS FUNNY CUZ SHE'S ALWAYS THE LAST ONE ON THE THREAD SO SHE DOESNT SEE ANYTHING!!!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2016 11:26 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2016 11:26 AM (kKHcp)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 22, 2016 11:26 AM (7N6ox)
I didn't think you were amusing us on company time or speaking for anybody but your own witty self.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:26 AM (s7vJs)
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (R7cwD)
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Well, it's true he didn't say half of the things he said.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:26 AM (xeeHA)
The Barrel: The punishment for those who mess up the blog by trying to post a quote from elsewhere into a comment here while using Microsoft Word - don't do that, or those who open a tag (italics, underline, strike through or Bold) without properly closing it.
Willowed: Named in honor of Willow, a well thought of poster here who noted that when ever she posted in a thread it was inevitably just as a new thread started. To be Willowed is to have a comment in a thread appear after the announcement of a new thread - where it is unlikely to be seen.
Posted by: An Observation at December 22, 2016 11:27 AM (wfCJW)
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The PE is grabbing pussies right and left.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 22, 2016 11:27 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (icl5y)
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What was the vote about, and is cancelling it good for Israel? I've been doing Christmas stuff and I'm out of the loop.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (dFi94
Well if its typical for the UN when mentioning Israel, it was going to be some condemnation of them.
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 11:27 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2016 11:27 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (xeeHA)
======================
I'm cooking Skandi things right now. Somebody take a picture.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:27 AM (dFi94)
Words to live by.
Posted by: Rusty Trombone at December 22, 2016 11:27 AM (97XyN)
. . . snort. . argle. . . bargle. . . argle . . . bargle. . .
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald
I saw argle bargle open for ELO in '78 at the Cow Palace.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:27 AM (FxM6p)
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Never heard of them.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 22, 2016 11:22 AM (8XRCm)
And you know who that benefits?
Posted by: Hugh Hewett at December 22, 2016 11:28 AM (X6fMO)
Crom and Tengri despise fanatics.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:20 AM
As a worshiper of Erythnul, I am offended. I despise....everything. I believe my name on your plane of existence is "Allah."
Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 22, 2016 11:28 AM (1zARK)
nice .
I used to think trump was so vulgar
now I think he might be anogre,
but I love him anyway.
because he's doing shit my way!
so keep trump in our..
er I need Mulddon's help .
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:28 AM (R7cwD)
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Bzzzzzzzzt - foul! No real rules! That's cheating!
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:28 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
In that case, I think we can put in an appeal for clemency. Fenelon is a sweet, forgiving soul. Usually.
Posted by: bluebell
Trifle at your own risk with the Mistress of the One Finger Death Strike.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM
See?! Brother Cavil knows of what I speak.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 11:28 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:28 AM (R7cwD)
I see the world is still in its handbasket, careening to the nether regions, hoaxers gotta hoax, and someone is daring Fenelon to unleash her smite-typing.
Things are normal, thank the Lord!!!
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at December 22, 2016 11:28 AM (VnCI9)
morons and ettes can smell blood from two or three different web pages
away, expect a feeding frenzy.
I always feed the trolls. Cyanide, arsenic, strychnine, etc.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 11:28 AM (4WhSY)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2016 11:29 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:29 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 22, 2016 11:30 AM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 11:30 AM (4WhSY)
Posted by: grammie winger
Something about West Bank settlements and dinging Israel on it.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:30 AM (FxM6p)
She was like a shooting star.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:30 AM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2016 11:30 AM (ZLQuU)
It's the endorphins talking from fasting 23hrs a day, eating only 8 ounzes of steak every night, the fact that Hillary will never be President, and for the first time in my life I have cautious optimistic hope in the direction this country is headed.
And the mood here is very festive, more so than I can remember. Probably becaue Hillary and the Clinton Crime Family will never be in the White House and we elected a POTUS that loves America and Americans. Fuck yeah! Aaaarrrgggghhh!
Posted by: Library Pepe, on the phone at December 22, 2016 11:30 AM (jLChk)
So, like real life then? Not that anyone gives a rat's ass.
Posted by: all doubt removed at December 22, 2016 11:30 AM (Z+wR7)
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:30 AM (sBOL1)
You make think your making the greatest statement about something, and its ignored by everyone....This happens to everyone. Don't think some didn't read what you wrote, just things move on pretty fast here! (sometimes)
Posted by: Colin at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (ogUTd)
Yeah, it's odd sometimes. I'll put a ton of thought into one comment and there's no reaction and other times, multiple people will respond favorably to something I thought was not much of anything. Never can tell...
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:30 AM (s7vJs)
Because it takes a real "man" to bully a woman and her kid when she's trapped on a plane and can't get away.
How deplorable.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at December 22, 2016 11:31 AM (s/EUv)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (icl5y)
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What was the vote about, and is cancelling it good for Israel? I've been doing Christmas stuff and I'm out of the loop.
.
.
.The UN pretty wanted to declare all Israel settlements illegal and wanted to make then abandon them. In return Palestine would have to pinky swear they would work towards peace and condemn violence.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 22, 2016 11:31 AM (icl5y)
Oh, go on, google. What are you, chicken?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 22, 2016 11:31 AM (X6fMO)
****
Didn't mean to imply you were. Sorry if that's how it came across. It was truly 'for the record'.
I have to explicitly point out that I am expressing personal opinion rather than official institutional opinion for my own protection. Either that or I am paranoid.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:31 AM (wPiJc)
Another rule is to always quote poll numbers to us. Usually from reliable sources like The Daily Worker or NBC. It's going to be an early night for Trump
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 11:31 AM (493sH)
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 10:56 AM
Bostonians can be polysyllabic? Who knew?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2016 11:31 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:32 AM (a0IVu)
and this is after years on aces.
Posted by: willow at December 22,
The Morons stole me lucky charms.
Posted by: Pro Football Mock at December 22, 2016 11:32 AM (XkVXQ)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zm39gle
(Express UK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 22, 2016 11:32 AM (OkKDg)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:30 AM (s7vJs)
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I think the reaction is more based on how much MORE there is to say about what you said.
Sometimes a comment stands on its own and needs no reaction. Sometimes a comment is perfect to riff on. Sometimes a comment needs a correction.
Maybe your best ones are the first kind.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:32 AM (xeeHA)
That's a compliment to everybody by the way.
Posted by: Library Pepe, on the phone at December 22, 2016 11:32 AM (jLChk)
settlements illegal and wanted to make then abandon them. In return
Palestine would have to pinky swear they would work towards peace and
condemn violence.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 22, 2016 11:31 AM (icl5y)
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Trump must've skeered them away from that. Good on ya, Donald.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:32 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:33 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Gerg at December 22, 2016 11:33 AM (+kwUl)
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:33 AM (R7cwD)
Can I be left out of this for just one thread, please?
Posted by: The Chicken at December 22, 2016 11:33 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: tubal at December 22, 2016 11:33 AM (BQ5O8)
its ignored by everyone....This happens to everyone. Don't think some
didn't read what you wrote, just things move on pretty fast here!
(sometimes)
Nobody is going to comment on something that you nailed - you'll get lots of incoming fire if you're wrong.
Posted by: An Observation at December 22, 2016 11:33 AM (wfCJW)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 22, 2016 11:34 AM (7N6ox)
Rule: if you can cut your teeth here with this crowd then you can handle
any social situation in life. And really any situation in life in
general.
That's a compliment to everybody by the way.
Posted by: Library Pepe, on the phone at December 22, 2016 11:32 AM (jLChk)
And you will be more educated on politics and just about everything else. Even things you never knew you never wanted to know about.
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:34 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:34 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 11:34 AM (4WhSY)
It's ok, I don't mind if it got overlooked at the time, as long as it happens now!
Posted by: Vanceone at December 22, 2016 11:35 AM (KbgjX)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at December 22, 2016 11:35 AM (m3iiU)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:27 AM (dFi94)
My DNA sez I'm 31% Scandi....is shrimp Scandi?
Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2016 11:35 AM (x9c8r)
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keep reading, things get even funnier when you recognize the back references and local memes.
And newbies must show us their tits. But first...
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 22, 2016 11:35 AM (EZDs2)
redbanzai also, IC
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:33 AM (R7cwD)
I was just thinking about her yesterday. She was all in for Cruz and was so dogmatic about it.
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:35 AM (a0IVu)
Those two were refugees from Tepid Air after they changed their commenting system. They were just as annoying over there too.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at December 22, 2016 11:35 AM (s/EUv)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:35 AM (xaN7h)
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:34 AM (a0IVu)
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Boy howdy, do I ever relate to that. I've learned a lot here.
*shudder*
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:35 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBURGER at December 22, 2016 11:36 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Kodos
*****
Keep it up. You'll eventually get verbed, like willow.
"Yeah man, you really Kodosed that thread."
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:36 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2016 11:35 AM (x9c8r)
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No. Normal people eat shrimp. Skandi people eat lutefisk.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:36 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2016 11:36 AM (iynDC)
Posted by: E.T. at December 22, 2016 11:36 AM (9n0dl)
Elbows, boobs, mayonnaise, burgers, cilantro butt plugs....
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:36 AM (s7vJs)
It's like living in Trump's brain
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (EZDs2)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (AJeMv)
Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (xaN7h)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:30 AM (sBOL1)
Heh. I have the presents wrapped, but I cannot get motivated to make cookies. Which is unlike me, because I normally bake twenty or so dozen each year. One year I made a thousand cookies (for troops and an orphanage overseas, so that was good motivation.)
Besides, the Morons are much more entertaining than waiting for the oven to beep. How are you, sweet bluebell?!
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (VnCI9)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (4WhSY)
.
.
.Damn! I just bought a box of Frosted Flakes.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (icl5y)
I wonder A) how serious he was and B) if that's on the table. (I bet the UN is a net drain on New York, separate from the politics.)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (u0s1P)
http://thehardtimes.net/2016/12/20/
massive-recall-issued-ineffective-coexist-bumper-sticker/
/hat tip Instapundit
Posted by: rickl at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (zoehZ)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2016 11:38 AM (XkVXQ)
Those two were refugees from Tepid Air after they changed their commenting system. They were just as annoying over there too.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at December 22, 2016 11:35 AM (s/EUv)
They were here before that. Petunia was sucking Romney's dick over here back in 2012.
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 11:39 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:39 AM (xaN7h)
Posted by: An Observation
Word.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:39 AM (FxM6p)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:27 AM (dFi94)
You're actually cooking!!? Should the Rev run for his life?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 11:39 AM (gPmb/)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (icl5y)
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Get Grape Nuts.
Youll thank me.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2016 11:39 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Wynn-a-Bill at December 22, 2016 11:39 AM (KbgjX)
Thanks so much for the laughs, 'rons and 'ronettes.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 11:39 AM (X6fMO)
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redbanzai...I was just thinking about her yesterday. She was all in for Cruz and was so dogmatic about it. Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:35 AM (a0IVu)
Left too soon. Beautifully mutated, like a coprolite under glass.
Posted by: General Zod at December 22, 2016 11:39 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:39 AM (dFi94)
My husband has to get the tacky wrapping paper down from the attic so I can wrap my family's gifts, so that's my excuse for that. I'm not going to use the good stuff on them.
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:40 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2016 11:40 AM (8XRCm)
http://profootballmock.com/facebookchat/nfl-qbs-on-facebook-for-old-times-sake/
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 11:40 AM (gPmb/)
Rule 1: Write comment.
Rule 2: Click on Post.
Rule 3: Pay the consequences.
Posted by: French Jeton at December 22, 2016 11:40 AM (WMvHw)
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/213200.php
As a Scandi, I was just glad to finally get some racial slurs directed at me.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:40 AM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM (s7vJs)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society
Or grandfathered cardboard members.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM (FxM6p)
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:40 AM (sBOL1)
I think I will treasure that line. That is beautiful.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM (VnCI9)
Serious Morons bypass Google and just go straight to Urban Dictionary for that.
Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM (lO+tS)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 11:39 AM (gPmb/)
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We'll see if he's still alive after Christmas Eve. Hope so. Nobody else to preach the Christmas sermon. He'll have to chance it.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Pro Football Mock
You'll have Kaboom and you'll like...well, tolerate...OK, you won't immediately commit suicide over it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM (sBOL1)
Gingers are soul stealers.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM (493sH)
I could make cookies but no one would eat them. Being a horrible cook
has its advantages. You can fit a lot of laziness into the spaces where
cooking might be happening. Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:39 AM (dFi94)
I feel ya. Every year I make Christian cookies and end up having to feed them to the dog or put them on the porch for the finches. They're pretty, though, and festive.
Posted by: General Zod at December 22, 2016 11:42 AM (Bdeb0)
No insult intended, you understand.
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:42 AM (sBOL1)
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Pudding is extremely popular here, but only for dipping.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 22, 2016 11:42 AM (BXC+l)
The pencil-necked, jug-eared, mole-faced Obama doesn't measure up.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 22, 2016 11:42 AM (riF5p)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2016 11:36 AM (iynDC)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S A RETARD!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2016 11:42 AM (OkKDg)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:42 AM (s7vJs)
Oh, and if you need a dentist, try Nevergiveup. He looks like Paul Newman.
Or so he says.
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM (sBOL1)
If that's true, it might be worth the trip to NJ just to get mt teeth looked at.
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:42 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2016 11:43 AM (r/0kC)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:39 AM (dFi94)
My food conscience, AKA my wife, is a great baker but she doesn't make cookies for us, which is honestly more than fine because I really don't have much of a sweet tooth. Even though I might eat cookies when they're around.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 22, 2016 11:43 AM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:40 AM (xeeHA)
Are you photo-sensitive, too?
Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2016 11:43 AM (x9c8r)
Which raises the question: if we are all old men hanging out with all these young chicks... are we dirty old men?
I mean, obviously yes, but still.
Posted by: Wynn-a-Bill at December 22, 2016 11:43 AM (KbgjX)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (icl5y)
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Get Grape Nuts.
Youll thank me.
Posted by: fixerupper
Eat Grape Nuts dry. Like Trail Mix.
When you run out, switch to gravel.
Your teeth will thank you.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:43 AM (FxM6p)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 22, 2016 11:43 AM (Gv1ao)
Posted by: fly gal at December 22, 2016 11:43 AM (eNduo)
I wonder A) how serious he was and B) if that's on the table. (I bet the UN is a net drain on New York, separate from the politics.)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (u0s1P)
I was going to argue the point about the U.N. being a net drain but then it dawned on me that hookers don't pay taxes
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (OkKDg)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (nQ10o)
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM
You never give away the location of prime hobo hunting grounds.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (p+Wdc)
grammie, you may want to wait and give him the cookies after he preaches the Christmas sermon. Just to be safe.
No insult intended, you understand.
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:42 AM (sBOL1)
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No can do. Most Swedes celebrate on Christmas Eve, with a smaller more relaxed version on the day itself. He'll just have to carry some Pepto into the lectern.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 22, 2016 11:43 AM (Gv1ao)
I got mine on Friday
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (cAnNx)
Are you fucking kidding me?!? He's the bestest, most loyalist friend EVER!!
Posted by: Dana Perino at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (OkKDg)
I thought he looked like Newman from Seinfeld.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (s7vJs)
Posted by: goon at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (EaQ6/)
-
Also rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (FxM6p)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (xaN7h)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (nQ10o)
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Just wait until the airing of the grievances.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (OkKDg)
__________________
I thought it was Alfred E. Neuman?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (riF5p)
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:46 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at December 22, 2016 11:46 AM (AJeMv)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM
You never give away the location of prime hobo hunting grounds.
.
.
.Hobo teeth are made from cinnamon.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 22, 2016 11:46 AM (icl5y)
UN doesn't pay parking tickets.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:46 AM (FxM6p)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:35 AM (xaN7h)
Crossbows.... nuf said...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 22, 2016 11:46 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (Nwg0u)
and the jello.
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:46 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (nQ10o)
don't worry. Remember we all live in your computer anyway, and we go to sleep when you shut it off.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:46 AM (s7vJs)
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (cAnNx)
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You got a puppy?? What kind?
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:46 AM (dFi94)
You forgot the dirty Welsh.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (ty7RM)
Rules For Morons Number One:
If you don't know what it means, don't ask.
If you don't know what it means, do not try to figure it out from context.
And, most importantly, if you don't know what it means, by the name of all that's unholy, do not go searching for what it means.
There lies madness.
Other than that, we're a harmless lot. I, for example, am a delicate flower of innocent virtue, the fluffiest of all fluffy bunnies, the most innocent of all lambs, gamboling and bounding about it all virtuous virtuousness.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: zombie emperor nero at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (lJXY3)
Posted by: Colin at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (ogUTd)
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Very true. Like yesterday it took a few threads for anyone to notice my video link of some sweet Lauren Southern cameltoe.
ICYMI: https://youtu.be/nFc2cmESpnw
Posted by: Independent George at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time)
Hobo hunting can't be taught. You either learn by doing or become bum bait.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (9krrF)
never admit to driving a Bl#zer.
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (R7cwD)
There used to be an urban legend about UN ambassadors not paying parking tickets or something; that's part of what I was thinking of.
Anyway, the actual serious premise was that Trump, being Trump, envisioned businesses in the space and the structure. I mean, the real estate has to be worth a lot, right?
And really, shouldn't the UN be in Brussels or Geneva?
Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Zombie Steve Landesberg at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (+kwUl)
I could have said Alfred E.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (OkKDg)
Who the hell would go to a dentist that was missing a front tooth?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (lKyWE)
example, am a delicate flower of innocent virtue, the fluffiest of all
fluffy bunnies, the most innocent of all lambs, gamboling and bounding
about it all virtuous virtuousness.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (mf5HN)
Hehe. But yes of course.
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:48 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:48 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (dFi94)
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Is there anything else?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 22, 2016 11:48 AM (EZDs2)
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (cAnNx)
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You got a puppy?? What kind?
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:46 AM (dFi94)
A mutt.
http://tinypic.com/r/wuqe7s/9
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 11:48 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:48 AM (FxM6p)
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (mf5HN)
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If you are wise, you'll just go with that.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:48 AM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (nQ10o)
That's what she said
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 11:49 AM (493sH)
example, am a delicate flower of innocent virtue, the fluffiest of all
fluffy bunnies, the most innocent of all lambs, gamboling and bounding
about it all virtuous virtuousness.
Posted by: alexthechick
And the rackiest of all racks.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:49 AM (FxM6p)
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:49 AM (R7cwD)
But heck, KDABear on the ONT posts scantily clad women and no one replies or mentions it. Even though I think the ONT would melt down if he didn't post any.
So don't have an ego, or you'll get it bruised. Just look at my witty posts in this thread that were treated as an Obama in a punchbowl. Sunk without a trace.
Posted by: Wynn-a-Bill at December 22, 2016 11:49 AM (KbgjX)
http://tinypic.com/r/wuqe7s/9
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 11:48 AM (cAnNx)
So utterly adorable! Congratulations. hope you have lots of poop and pee cleanup material around.
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:49 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (mf5HN)
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you misspelled badass muthafuka
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 22, 2016 11:49 AM (EZDs2)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (UpGcq)
I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it.
Posted by: frank costanza at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (lJXY3)
Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM
cf "Dirty Sanchez" from earlier this week.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (DMUuz)
Caravaggio was a troubled yout' who liked drunken brawls & sword fights! He disappeared & was likely murdered. Painting was something he did when he needed beer money... OK, wine money.
A lot of what we know about him comes from the police blotter.
He almost certainly used that technique (charo oscura or something?) in which mirrors are used to project an image onto the canvass.
"Mathew Called" is my favorite Caravaggio.
Posted by: mnw at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (htrDF)
__________________
I thought it was Alfred E. Neuman?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (riF5p)
Really? and here I always pictured him as Steve Martin in 'Little Shop of Horrors'....
Posted by: Don Q. at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:48 AM (FxM6p)
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pfffffffft
As if he reads the comments.
Half the time he doesnt read the posts.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (nQ10o)
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Wow, you're still here! Good for you. You've passed the first test.
Next up - you need to proclaim your disdain for the Yankees, or you'll get banned.
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (u0s1P)
Allepo FTW
Posted by: MAC-SOG at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (QPdNE)
Posted by: Jasper at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (+kwUl)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (xaN7h)
Posted by: Gary Johnson at December 22, 2016 11:51 AM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Vanceone at December 22, 2016 11:51 AM (KbgjX)
Posted by: Don Q. at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (qf6WZ)
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I asked him about that once. He said it depends on the day.
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:51 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe
******
What do you mean? You have gotten more play and reaction from a single comment than most of us get in a year. Comment away. If you suck the folks will let you know.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:51 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:51 AM (dFi94)
Not really a rule but something that brings lots joy mirth:
Hillary Clinton will never be president of the United States
Posted by: Ripley at December 22, 2016 11:52 AM (1BQGO)
example, am a delicate flower of innocent virtue, the fluffiest of all
fluffy bunnies, the most innocent of all lambs, gamboling and bounding
about it all virtuous virtuousness.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM
Ah....the bounding and the gamboling....*sigh*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 11:52 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2016 11:52 AM (r/0kC)
Next up - you need to proclaim your disdain for the Yankees, or you'll get banned.
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (sBOL1)
final lesson
we love the browns. no MATTER WHAT!
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:52 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM (VnCI9)
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I try and alienate the few friends I have sometime around Thanksgiving as a way to manage gift exchange expectations.
Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2016 11:52 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:52 AM (s7vJs)
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (sBOL1)
If only that were true.
Posted by: StrawMan at December 22, 2016 11:52 AM (HST3u)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2016 11:52 AM (lJXY3)
never be a spider crawling up alexthechicks leg
Posted by: willow
But squirrels, they're totes fine...she loves squirrels...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 11:53 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2016 11:53 AM (lJXY3)
Much more fun than that desert shithole, I gotta say.
Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobi at December 22, 2016 11:53 AM (u0s1P)
I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it.
Posted by: frank costanza at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (lJXY3)
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Kruger! My son tells me your company stinks! You couldn't smooth a silk sheen if you had a hot date with a babe....I lost my train of thought.
Posted by: Independent George at December 22, 2016 11:53 AM (BDZWU)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:51 AM (dFi94)
Really? Ima try that.....I'll bitch about the hours he keeps and his productivity, too.
Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2016 11:54 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:54 AM (R7cwD)
example, am a delicate flower of innocent virtue, the fluffiest of all
fluffy bunnies, the most innocent of all lambs, gamboling and bounding
about it all virtuous virtuousness.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM
Ah....the bounding and the gamboling....*sigh*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 11:52 AM (p+Wdc)
With the Raptors?
Posted by: Don Q. at December 22, 2016 11:54 AM (qf6WZ)
I'm against internet gamboling
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 22, 2016 11:54 AM (lKyWE)
Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2016 11:52 AM
But squirrels, they're totes fine...she loves squirrels...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 11:53 AM
Have we explained about The Ravage yet? Or the emus?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 11:54 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: estelle costanza at December 22, 2016 11:54 AM (lJXY3)
Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 11:54 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:55 AM (R7cwD)
Also, everyone on this blog is a Cubs fan, as well as a Packers fan. Remember this and all will be well.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:48 AM (dFi94)
Newbies, avert your eyes.
*flamethrows grammie winger*
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 22, 2016 11:55 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:55 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Oh, they'll introduce themselves soon enough...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 11:55 AM (9krrF)
Love it. We're gonna have to start doing Chuck Norris jokes about T-rump pretty soon.
Saw a cartoon w/ Trump sitting on Santa's lap, saying, "I got everything already. What do you want?"
Posted by: mnw at December 22, 2016 11:55 AM (htrDF)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2016 11:55 AM (lJXY3)
Ah....the bounding and the gamboling....*sigh*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 11:52 AM (p+Wdc)
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This is how Ive always pictured AtC in my minds eye.
Relaaaaaax safe for work
http://tinyurl.com/j4qpwsy
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2016 11:55 AM (8XRCm)
So she really likes midget jokes and short things and step stools, as part of that great corner of life known as "irony." I recommend calling her short at least once. You can ask Buzzion how that works out. He thoroughly enjoyed it so much he doesn't feel anything anymore.
Posted by: Vanceone at December 22, 2016 11:56 AM (KbgjX)
Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2016 11:56 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:57 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: StrawMan at December 22, 2016 11:57 AM (HST3u)
Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2016 11:57 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2016 11:59 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:55 AM (R7cwD)
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Ha Ha HAH!!!!
*points*
SHRINKAGE!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2016 11:59 AM (8XRCm)
Camera obscura, literally "dark room".
Chiaroscuro is an emphasis on darks, lights, and grey tones in a drawing.
I'm totally pointing this out to be helpful and not being a dick about knowing things. I don't want the newbs to think that we're anything other than a helpful educational society.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 22, 2016 11:59 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: goon at December 22, 2016 11:59 AM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Fox2! at December 22, 2016 11:59 AM (13dPG)
Goldberg met his wife filming the awful movie "Santa's Slay."
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 11:59 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Evilpens at December 22, 2016 12:00 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 22, 2016 11:59 AM (mgbwf)
I thought it was some kind of grilled meat.
Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2016 12:00 PM (x9c8r)
Posted by: StrawMan
Etiquette on a non-"open" thread is to wait 200 comments before going OT. After 300 or so most threads devolve into gun threads, food threads, or a mass of random in-jokes and recriminations.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 12:00 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: goon at December 22, 2016 11:59 AM (EaQ6/)
Because the globalists all have alligator arms?
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 22, 2016 12:00 PM (7N6ox)
Right u are. I was too lazy to go look for that.
I read a bio of C. It was astonishing.
Posted by: mnw at December 22, 2016 12:00 PM (htrDF)
Fortunately it's always -12 in the frozen tundra where she lives.
Now she can feel her toes again!
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 22, 2016 12:00 PM (gTQoY)
*flamethrows grammie winger*
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 22, 2016 11:55 AM
I thought your protocol was to first 'list'?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2016 12:01 PM (DMUuz)
now it's time for the new guy/girl to meet ace.
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 12:02 PM (R7cwD)
The lefties are someday going to get the battle they so much desire, sadly, and I dont rate their chances highly. Leave the poor woman alone and let her fly, like everyone else.
Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2016 12:02 PM (X4ZNp)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 12:00 PM (9krrF)
You fooling yourself. We are living in an anarchy. We never make it to 200 before going off topic and you will be lucky if we get to 300 before someone goes all punny.
Posted by: StrawMan at December 22, 2016 12:03 PM (HST3u)
Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2016 12:02 PM (X4ZNp)
imagine the shrill shrieks if we'd done that to michelle and the children.
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 12:03 PM (R7cwD)
The lefties are someday going to get the battle they so much desire, sadly, and I dont rate their chances highly. Leave the poor woman alone and let her fly, like everyone else.
Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2016 12:02 PM (X4ZNp)
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Did you happen to notice Ivanka and company were sitting in coach? Also isn't she supposed to have a SS detail?
Posted by: Independent George at December 22, 2016 12:04 PM (BDZWU)
Now she can feel her toes again!
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 22, 2016 12:00 PM (gTQoY)
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I know, right? Son and fiance just left for a party and both nearly slipped and fell on the ice. I'm not going anywhere today. I'm going to stay inside and pretend to cook.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 12:04 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: StrawMan at December 22, 2016 12:03 PM (HST3u)
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It's like Thunderdome!
Posted by: George Costanza at December 22, 2016 12:05 PM (BDZWU)
and so here we are with that monstrous right wing folks!
we seem lacking in hate and fanataciscm
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 12:05 PM (R7cwD)
Huh. That could be "t" or "a," depending on your vantage point.
My wife once asked me if I was a "t" man or an "a" man. I replied: "Honey, that depends on if you're walking towards me or away from me."
That was one of my last victories.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 22, 2016 12:05 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Pluto, A Planet and a Damn Good One at December 22, 2016 12:05 PM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: Independent George at December 22, 2016 12:04 PM (BDZWU)
Yeah, why is she flying coach?? If I were her and I had my young kids with me, forget it - it's maximum security time.
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:05 PM (a0IVu)
It's slight, but progress toward getting up earlier. Maybe now that the days are getting longer 'twill help.
Howdy. (Now back to the Morning Thread to catch up on the world.)
There was a Narcissist from Kenya
Who was for ya 'til he was ag'in' ya.
Now the challenge that I'm
Facing here is a rhyme,
So from Spanish, I'll borrow the eñya.
Posted by: mindful webworker - squared at December 22, 2016 12:06 PM (+ZSW1)
Posted by: StrawMan
I said it was etiquette. I didn't way we were good at it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 12:06 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 12:06 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 12:07 PM (R7cwD)
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/bianca-byndloss-plea-deal-472930
Posted by: Library Pepe, on the phone at December 22, 2016 12:07 PM (jLChk)
Posted by: Anita Bear Bryant at December 22, 2016 12:07 PM (+kwUl)
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 22, 2016 12:07 PM (MIKMs)
CNBC is all aflutter. Trump is naming Carl Icahn to be an adviser on regulations. Icahn is saying there are too many regulations. He's taken a shot at the EPA. Lefty heads are exploding all over the place
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 12:07 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 22, 2016 12:07 PM (W6Ch1)
That was one of my last victories.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
Golf.
Clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 12:08 PM (FxM6p)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 12:07 PM (493sH)
trying not to smile.
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 12:08 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: goon at December 22, 2016 12:08 PM (EaQ6/)
CNBC is all aflutter. Trump is naming Carl Icahn to be an adviser on regulations. Icahn is saying there are too many regulations. He's taken a shot at the EPA. Lefty heads are exploding all over the place
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 12:07 PM (493sH)
I think I need a cigarette.
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 12:08 PM (cAnNx)
*SPROING*
Posted by: The Schadenboner at December 22, 2016 12:09 PM (XkVXQ)
CNBC is all aflutter. Trump is naming Carl Icahn to be an adviser on
regulations. Icahn is saying there are too many regulations. He's taken
a shot at the EPA. Lefty heads are exploding all over the place
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 12:07 PM (493sH)
And he is not taking a salary - I know he doesn't need it but that would have never stopped a Clinton.
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:09 PM (a0IVu)
I hope the shitheel in question gets jail time.
Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2016 12:10 PM (X4ZNp)
Posted by: StrawMan
I said it was etiquette. I didn't way we were good at it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 12:06 PM (9krrF)
Okay okay so it's etiquette. By the way you are using the wrong fork for your salad.
Posted by: StrawMan at December 22, 2016 12:10 PM (HST3u)
HUMA!!! Take that saddle off and get that bitch on the phone!!
Posted by: Hillary Rotten-Crotch at December 22, 2016 12:10 PM (ty7RM)
Reminds me of an old National Lampoon cover of cheerleaders all in "T" sweaters, with one flipping up her skirt to reveal an "A" on her panty bottom.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 12:10 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:09 PM (a0IVu)
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It seems as if a lot of them aren't.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 12:10 PM (dFi94)
who kept their promises? I'm sure at least one of us has them bookmarked, no?
Posted by: Independent George at December 22, 2016 12:11 PM (BDZWU)
Did we run out of guns?
How is this asshole not in a cell somewhere?
Posted by: jwest at December 22, 2016 12:11 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 12:07 PM (493sH)
That's been happening a lot since Nov. 9, I've noticed.
Fortunately, it's not too messy, since it's not like any brains are flying around. Gotta watch out for those bits of skull though.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 12:11 PM (s7vJs)
Are you kidding? He'll get the guest spot tomorrow on Good Morning America.
I wish I'd been on that flight. The nickelfucker would be eating through a straw for a month.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 12:12 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: StrawMan at December 22, 2016 12:03 PM
FIFY.
Posted by: Admiral Painter at December 22, 2016 12:12 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: rickl at December 22, 2016 12:12 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2016 11:56 AM (qUNWi)
Try standing directly in front of the mirror.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2016 12:12 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: StrawMan
Speak for yourself. I'm pretty sure that's not what a demitasse is used for there.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 12:12 PM (9krrF)
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she's probably safer back there with real folks than up in 'first class' with the libtards
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 22, 2016 12:13 PM (EZDs2)
who kept their promises? I'm sure at least one of us has them bookmarked, no?
Posted by: Independent George
Let me guess. You're asking for a friend?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 22, 2016 12:13 PM (mgbwf)
Icahn - Some regulations are literally absurb
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 12:13 PM (493sH)
Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2016 12:13 PM (qUNWi)
Are you kidding? He'll get the guest spot tomorrow on Good Morning America.
I wish I'd been on that flight. The nickelfucker would be eating through a straw for a month.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 12:12 PM (X6fMO)
Apparently Gay Man 'who had his own child in his arms'....
Whuh?
Posted by: Don Q. at December 22, 2016 12:14 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 22, 2016 12:13 PM (mgbwf)
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That's the ticket.
Posted by: Independent George at December 22, 2016 12:14 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2016 12:13 PM (qUNWi)
This is why we can't have nice things.
Posted by: StrawMan at December 22, 2016 12:15 PM (HST3u)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2016 12:15 PM (wo3jg)
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But which one in which direction? Is this a seeing thing or a groping thing?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 22, 2016 12:16 PM (EZDs2)
Posted by: The IAU at December 22, 2016 12:16 PM (Gv1ao)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2016 12:16 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: Narcissus at December 22, 2016 12:16 PM (C1H3H)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 12:17 PM (s7vJs)
Topp. Topp Lasner.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 12:18 PM (FxM6p)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 22, 2016 12:18 PM (ty7RM)
Economics bitches!!!!!11!!
Posted by: Paul Krugman at December 22, 2016 12:18 PM (C1H3H)
674 Well, the husband is Matt Lasner. Don't know what the other husband's name is.
Bruce Plushbottom.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 12:19 PM (s7vJs)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 22, 2016 12:19 PM (Gv1ao)
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:19 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at December 22, 2016 12:20 PM (Fbj4h)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 22, 2016 12:20 PM (7N6ox)
7:48 AM PT -- The husband of the unruly passenger tweeted an hour before the plane took off, "Ivanka and Jared at JFK T5, flying commercial. My husband chasing them down to harass them."
Ghey, intolerant and no public manners... shocker!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 22, 2016 12:21 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: StrawMan at December 22, 2016 12:21 PM (HST3u)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT
Never not funny.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 12:21 PM (FxM6p)
All I ever do on a plane is put my coat and purse in the overhead compartment, take a seat and hope I won't have a screaming baby next to me or a guy in the final stages of TB coughing all over me.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 12:17 PM (s7vJs)
People like you take all the fun out of flying
Posted by: Adam Saleh at December 22, 2016 12:21 PM (lKyWE)
Donna and V.
It's because you're stuck. And they know it.
Almost any other place you could get away from them, and not have to listen to their crybullying. But not on a plane.
I think the only place you'd be more stuck is the trunk of a honda civic.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2016 12:22 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 12:17 PM (s7vJs)
They're attention-seeking assholes who know they'll get affirmation from their tribe for being attention-seeking assholes.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:22 PM (0mRoj)
7:48 AM PT -- The husband of the unruly passenger tweeted an hour
before the plane took off, "Ivanka and Jared at JFK T5, flying
commercial. My husband chasing them down to harass them."
Ghey, intolerant and no public manners... shocker!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 22, 2016 12:21 PM (BK3ZS)
And with their own kid with them. I hope they get a visit from CPS. What assholes.
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:22 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Butthurt Airline Steward at December 22, 2016 12:23 PM (+kwUl)
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They need to be bought out by someone who can make them run rofitably.
One of Trump's kids, maybe.
Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2016 12:24 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:22 PM (a0IVu)
They had a butt sex baby.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:24 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 22, 2016 12:21 PM (BK3ZS)
Don't forget lawyer.
Posted by: WisRich at December 22, 2016 12:24 PM (hdpay)
Rather ironically, Illinois passed a law that schools could not be named after living persons.
What about people who are just medically alive?
Posted by: Hillary! at December 22, 2016 12:24 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2016 12:25 PM (r/0kC)
Ghey, intolerant and no public manners... shocker!
So. Premeditated. Thanks for making the prosecutor's job so easy!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 12:25 PM (FxM6p)
Posted by: goon at December 22, 2016 12:25 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:22 PM (a0IVu)
The only visit these rotten queens will get is from TV producers scrambling to put them on to explain how they've been getting death threats from the evil Trumptards since they spoke truth to power.
And why the hell didn't anyone else confront this screaming bitch and tell him to stop harassing a woman? Where are the men in this world?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 12:25 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:24 PM (0mRoj)
Or one of those hand babies.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 12:26 PM (s7vJs)
659 Am I the only one who sees a different face in the reflection?
Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2016 11:56 AM (qUNWi)
You never see yourself in a mirror as you truly look. Try this: stand in front of a mirror and mark the top of your reflection's head and the chin with a grease pencil or lipstick. Measure the distance, then have someone measure the actual distance from your chin to the top of your head. Your reflection is always smaller than in real life.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 22, 2016 12:26 PM (BK3ZS)
http://mglasner.net
Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2016 12:26 PM (X4ZNp)
Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2016 12:24 PM (3Liv/)
Change the name to Twumper!
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 22, 2016 12:26 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2016 12:25 PM (r/0kC)
I'm getting tired of our side playing by Marquess of Queensbury rules when they're Folsom prison knife fighters.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:27 PM (0mRoj)
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They need to be bought out by someone who can make them run rofitably.
One of Trump's kids, maybe.
Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2016 12:24 PM (3Liv/)
That would be beautiful.
Posted by: rickl at December 22, 2016 12:28 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2016 12:25 PM (r/0kC)
The day is coming when Trump supporters on a plane or wherever are gonna fight back. And when they do, these Prog scum are gonna regret it.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 22, 2016 12:28 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 22, 2016 12:21 PM (BK3ZS)
All the b.s. rhetoric on how the right is intolerant, hateful, etc. - we sure are see people's true colors. And it is going to be a long 4 (8?) years for them.
I have to admire Ivanka for maintaining such a cool demeanor while being verbally assaulted by this a-hole.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 22, 2016 12:28 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2016 12:28 PM (r/0kC)
screaming bitch and tell him to stop harassing a woman? Where are the
men in this world?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 12:25 PM (X6fMO)
NYC men are evolving into German men, aka pajama boys. I dare say if this flight was originating from Texas it would have been a different story.
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:28 PM (a0IVu)
I should have specified a planar mirror...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 22, 2016 12:29 PM (BK3ZS)
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And flipped side for side.
Which matters more if you're, say, Forrest Whitaker, but it's a distortion for all of us.
Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2016 12:29 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe
A friendly word of advice: presentation is very important here, so you might want to go read the old threads to see how the moron horde responds to various stimuli. They're a great place to practice commenting, too!
Posted by: Josef K. at December 22, 2016 12:30 PM (TJx8f)
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:30 PM (a0IVu)
screaming bitch and tell him to stop harassing a woman? Where are the
men in this world?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 12:25 PM (X6fMO)
NYC men are evolving into German men, aka pajama boys. I dare say if this flight was originating from Texas it would have been a different story.
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:28 PM (a0IVu)
Also, to be fair, if someone did sock the screaming queen in the face they'd be prosecuted for a hate crime.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:31 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 12:25 PM (X6fMO)
Given that the plane was taking off from NY, it's entirely possible that the only Trump voter on the plane was Ivanka. If the plane had a bunch of libtards on it, there were no men present.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 12:32 PM (s7vJs)
And why the hell didn't anyone else confront this screaming bitch and tell him to stop harassing a woman? Where are the men in this world?
Because they're afraid that the media would then report Trump supporting homophobes attack gay married couple while holding their adopted child.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 22, 2016 12:32 PM (lKyWE)
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Perhaps not for long if stuff like this keeps up
Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2016 12:32 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 12:32 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:31 PM (0mRoj)
I suspect Teh Donald would be happy to foot the legal expenses.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 12:33 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 22, 2016 12:33 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2016 12:28 PM (r/0kC)
Also ironically, that may change the more incidents like this occur. She's finding out just how tolerant the left is.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 12:33 PM (s7vJs)
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (mf5HN)
*she's lying*
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - #NeverTrump Tears in a Bottle! Get Your Trumpmas Gifts at the Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2016 12:34 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2016 12:34 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2016 12:35 PM (qUNWi)
Charter he a flight and say the hell with the "optics". Or send Trump Force One. He won't be needing it much after Jan 20. They can put it flying Ivanka duty. And maybe Melania back and forth from Trump Tower when she needs to show up at the WH.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 22, 2016 12:35 PM (DW+jj)
*she's lying*
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - #NeverTrump Tears in a Bottle! Get Your Trumpmas Gifts at the Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2016 12:34 PM (hLRSq)
RIP
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 22, 2016 12:35 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 12:32 PM (dFi94)
One of the totally not ghey male flight attendants tipped him off?
Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2016 12:35 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2016 12:35 PM (qUNWi)
If it develops into cavorting, run.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:36 PM (0mRoj)
Like I would give a fuck.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 12:36 PM (FxM6p)
Ivanka is going to have to stop flying commercial. They may be trying to
make a point, hey we fly coach, we're not out-of-touch snobs. Well,
that doesn't fly too well when you're Ivanka, high-profile first
daughter who is going to attract every left wing nutjob and general kook
in the country.
Charter he a flight and say the hell with the
"optics". Or send Trump Force One. He won't be needing it much after Jan
20. They can put it flying Ivanka duty. And maybe Melania back and
forth from Trump Tower when she needs to show up at the WH.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 22, 2016 12:35 PM (DW+jj)
This. I hope Melania is careful when she is out and about with Barron. But the SS guys are right there which would deter these pathetic lefties.
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:36 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 22, 2016 12:21 PM (BK3ZS)
Don't forget lawyer.
Posted by: WisRich at December 22, 2016 12:24 PM (hdpay)
Yes, you rang?
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 22, 2016 12:36 PM (mf5HN)
***
Yep, the Bush daughters were endlessly hounded.
I still remember that a 20 year old girl drinking was national news...because it is the daughter of the president!
But Obama's kids doing drugs and flashing concerts? Not news apparently...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2016 12:37 PM (X7E8f)
I don't know how to figure if it is fake or not.
If it's provenance is true, the rabbit hole of how dirty and corrupt the people running things is is deeper than we can imagine.
http://archive.is/IDBh5
Posted by: Dougie at December 22, 2016 12:37 PM (17q+0)
700 Is this the guy? He's already deleted his twitter page and Hunter says his faculty page is temporarily inaccessible, do I would imagine he isn't very popular at work today.
http://mglasner.net
Such a brave, brave SJW!
Pitch a public fit at a public figure and them scramble to close all doorways into your pathetic life as quickly as possible. To refer to them as pussies is a gross injustice to pussies of any variety.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 22, 2016 12:37 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 12:32 PM (dFi94)
One of the totally not ghey male flight attendants tipped him off?
Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2016 12:35 PM (7HtZB)
A ghey flight attendant? GTFO!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:37 PM (0mRoj)
harass Ivanka and her kids. How would he know that she was going to be
on his plane? Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 12:32 PM (dFi94)
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TMZ connections. (Although old Harvey might have something to say about his stringers, because he really does try to respect some boundaries.) TMZ is a creation of PR people.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 22, 2016 12:37 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 22, 2016 12:37 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2016 12:37 PM (X7E8f)
Then fuck trying.
Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 10:54 AM (FxM6p)
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Not worried about Kellyanne. She's proven many times that she can handle the assholes on the left with the greatest of ease. Glad the Golden Weasel is keeping her.
Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2016 12:37 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:38 PM (a0IVu)
722 Look out when the gamboling starts.
Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2016 12:35 PM (qUNWi)
If it develops into cavorting, run.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:36 PM (0mRoj)
You'll know when to run when the shenanigans begin. Don't wait for the ballyhooing.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 22, 2016 12:38 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:38 PM (a0IVu)
I do get the feeling she would cut a bitch should circumstances require.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:39 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2016 12:39 PM (X7E8f)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 12:40 PM (s7vJs)
Have any you guys seen this?
I don't know how to figure if it is fake or not.
If it's provenance is true, the rabbit hole of how dirty and corrupt the people running things is is deeper than we can imagine.
http://archive.is/IDBh5
Posted by: Dougie at December 22, 2016 12:37 PM (17q+0)
Fake. Rudy don't tweeter.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 22, 2016 12:40 PM (GX63o)
The harrasser saw the Kushner/Trump families (she was also bringing along some of her brothers kids, or maybe in kaws?) as they arrived in the flight waiting area, and it was then the couple tweeted their intent to go after Ivanka and the kids.
Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2016 12:40 PM (X4ZNp)
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Well if there's a TMZ guy following you around that may or may not be filming at any given moment, slugging a guy on a plane is a quick way to a multi-million dollar 'undisclosed' settlement. May not be worth it if the airline is willing to take care of the problem.
Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2016 12:40 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2016 12:40 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2016 12:41 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: American Fruit Growers at December 22, 2016 12:41 PM (+kwUl)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 12:42 PM (ji8U5)
Wanna bet?
Posted by: Sushi and Malaria, tokin' and twerkin' at December 22, 2016 12:42 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2016 12:42 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 22, 2016 12:42 PM (KP5rU)
They used to want to convince people they weren't vicious, perverse sociopaths. Now that they think the culture war is won, I guess they think that facade is unnecessary.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 22, 2016 12:42 PM (iynDC)
They were figuring out the closest spot they could land a chopper. And maybe have a AC-130 gunship to provide covering fire if necessary. So I'm sure if Melania has to be bugged out, they've got that covered.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 22, 2016 12:42 PM (DW+jj)
***
One of the things that have happened over the last 10 years or so is that the left has built a pretty effective shadow organization to do things like this - or organize flash riot mobs, to release people's personal information, etc.
I wonder if Trump will actually do something about that? Especially since the left is turning their sites not just on him, but on his family.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2016 12:43 PM (X7E8f)
Please note: I was the very first to scream on election night "Hillary Clinton will NEVER be president!" Provide appropriate credit.
Posted by: Libertarian wannabe at December 22, 2016 12:43 PM (nQ10o)
The Obama School of US Geography-Enroll now and learn about all 57 states.
Posted by: areswoman at December 22, 2016 12:43 PM (Rx2dv)
Adjust uniform top, Orbitz smile, return to drink cart and duties.
Posted by: General Zod at December 22, 2016 12:43 PM (Bdeb0)
was also bringing along some of her brothers kids, or maybe in kaws?) as
they arrived in the flight waiting area, and it was then the couple
tweeted their intent to go after Ivanka and the kids.
Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2016 12:40 PM (X4ZNp)
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Who does that? I mean, they're grown men. It's not like they're some stupid 15 year old kids. Looks like he has a good, professional job. What kind of man says to himself - Hey! It's Christmas! I'm on a plane with a woman and her kids. Think I'll harass her and tweet about it!
Have people lost their flippin minds?
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 12:43 PM (dFi94)
It would do some people a world of good to undergo a public ass-kicking. A horse-whipping would do, in a pinch.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 22, 2016 12:44 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 12:44 PM (s7vJs)
Have people lost their flippin minds?
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 12:43 PM (dFi94)
They're a couple of ghey leftists. I think that's fairly explanatory.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:45 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Libertarian wannabe at December 22, 2016 12:46 PM (nQ10o)
It is ok because the Trumps are "other". They are not worthy of rights or respect or decorum. If this was the obamas in a few months (as if HRH Michelle would be caught dead flying commercial) you know what the reaction would be.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2016 12:47 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 22, 2016 12:42 PM (iynDC)
Oh I sweetie. Sweetie darling. I never once said I wasn't a perverse sociopath.
As far as vicious, see re: fluffiest bunniest.
Posted by: alexthechick - if you're going to bait, be prepared for what you catch at December 22, 2016 12:47 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 12:47 PM (ji8U5)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 22, 2016 12:48 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:45 PM (0mRoj)
FIFY
Posted by: deplorable shillelagh at December 22, 2016 12:48 PM (FIcZA)
Posted by: freaked at December 22, 2016 12:48 PM (KvWlw)
Posted by: Sushi and Malaria, tokin' and twerkin' at December 22, 2016 12:42 PM (X6fMO)
I saw speculation on another site that Malia may be in rehab. She hasn't been seen for about 60 days and did not participate in any of the WH Christmas photo ops or the pardoning of the WH turkey in November. I do not like these people, but, I hope she's just off sulking somewhere.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 22, 2016 12:48 PM (kXoT0)
These people are insane.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at December 22, 2016 12:48 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: freaked at December 22, 2016 12:48 PM (KvWlw)
We have culture out the ass, and don't you forget it.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:49 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2016 12:49 PM (r/0kC)
These people are insane.
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Is it just me or is it possible the skies may get friendlier with these self-deportation schemes the left is running to get kicked off airlines.
Posted by: SH at December 22, 2016 12:49 PM (gmeXX)
Decade over decade, the finest Major League Baseball team.
The Team is particularly well-known for the Philosopher-Catchers who've led them to repeated triumphs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2016 12:50 PM (DMUuz)
I wonder if Julia Ioffe still has her job waiting for her at Atlantic. After her tweet the other day about Ivanka incest Politico fired her but she was leaving in a week anyway. For Atlantic.
Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2016 12:50 PM (X4ZNp)
Posted by: freaked at December 22, 2016 12:48 PM (KvWlw)
That's just a little minor yeast infection
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2016 12:50 PM (A5aYW)
Posted by: freaked at December 22, 2016 12:48 PM (KvWlw)
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No, it's just that Daddy went out and forgot to get us a sitter again.
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 12:50 PM (sBOL1)
**sighs with repressed desire**
Bander is so lucky.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 12:50 PM (X6fMO)
It's comforting to me that he isn't ditching the people who got him there.
I have residual anxiety about all the $$$ he gave to HRC & Planned Infanticide; his liberal sister making "a great SCOTUS" appointment, etc.
Posted by: mnw at December 22, 2016 12:50 PM (htrDF)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - #NeverTrump Tears in a Bottle! Get Your Trumpmas Gifts at the Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2016 12:51 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 22, 2016 12:52 PM (KP5rU)
Like I would give a fuck.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 12:36 PM (FxM6p)
In a sane world I'd feel the same way.But in the world in which we live now you'd could end up regreting your chivalrous intervention the next time you tried to board a flight or purchase a firearm
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 22, 2016 12:52 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 12:50 PM (sBOL1)
Well, to be fair, we are rather hard on sitters:
10 in rehab
8 in various psych wards
5 in medically induced comas
3 in witness protection
2 in prison
etc...
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 22, 2016 12:52 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 12:52 PM (ji8U5)
Posted by: HH at December 22, 2016 12:53 PM (DrCtv)
That was 25 years ago or so. Since then, the gays have won legal and widespread social acceptance, can marry and adopt, have their own departments at colleges, are fawned on by the media and Hollywood. Yet, they don't seem very happy. And "morose" isn't the word either. The leftist ones are angrier and more vindictive than ever.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 12:53 PM (s7vJs)
Bander is so lucky.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 12:50 PM (X6fMO)
*busses MP4 on cheek*
He has to put up with all my bullshit, just remember that. And I do my alllllll my bullshit, you people have no idea.
All those things I type and delete? He hears. At dog yelp levels.
Posted by: alexthechick - if you're going to bait, be prepared for what you catch at December 22, 2016 12:53 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2016 12:53 PM (DMUuz)
These people are insane.
---------------
Is it just me or is it possible the skies may get friendlier with these self-deportation schemes the left is running to get kicked off airlines.
Posted by: SH at December 22, 2016 12:49 PM (gmeXX)
Nobody can come into my house and start screaming at another guest. I'm not denying him his right to freedom of expression when I kick him out for being rude to another guest.
The guy's not too bright. But, wait, he's liberal. They are the smart ones aren't they?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 22, 2016 12:53 PM (hJrjt)
The Team is particularly well-known for the Philosopher-Catchers who've led them to repeated triumphs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2016 12:50 PM (DMUuz)
-----------------
Oh Duncanthrax, I used to like you.
No, the team is particularly well-known for spending huge amounts of money to hire the best bio-chemists who've led them to repeated cheating.
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 12:54 PM (sBOL1)
Come on Miracle!
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 22, 2016 12:54 PM (Nmx3n)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 22, 2016 12:52 PM (kXoT0)
----------------
And a partridge in a pear tree.
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 12:55 PM (sBOL1)
8 in various psych wards
5 in medically induced comas
3 in witness protection
2 in prison
===========
5 Golden Rings ....
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 12:55 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 22, 2016 12:55 PM (kXoT0)
Infanticide; his liberal sister making "a great SCOTUS" appointment,
etc.
=====
In truth, I do not have any residual anxiety. Cabinet appointments are rock solid. No doubt there will be disappointment in one way or another, but I am very happy right now -- and me an old constitutionalist-supporting Cruz. Hopey-changey for real.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 22, 2016 12:56 PM (MIKMs)
If some no name republican staffer can be ruined for posting mild criticism of obamas daughters then these nutballs can be made to suffer for menacing the first daughter.
This is war, let's start acting like it.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 22, 2016 12:56 PM (+lv+r)
Posted by: johnd01 at December 22, 2016 12:56 PM (ukNFU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopRenk1oaQ
Posted by: Willy J. at December 22, 2016 12:56 PM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: An Observation at December 22, 2016 12:57 PM (wfCJW)
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 22, 2016 10:12 AM (XkVXQ)
Yeah, I am. But that story was a hoot. Stony Plain is just west of Edmonton. I stop there from time to time when going to or coming from work further north.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 12:59 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Vanceone at December 22, 2016 01:02 PM (KbgjX)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
----------
Which reminds me. Passing through Atlanta, I saw a bright, Christmasy digital billboard advertising "Free Gun! with purchase of $3,000 worth of jewelery."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2016 01:03 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: An Observation
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And the sounds of the chained Ravage.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2016 01:04 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Libertarian wannabe at December 22, 2016 01:07 PM (nQ10o)
Whose pantsuits hid some interesting ankles.
She lost the election (I've still got an erection.)
But it seems with the left it still rankles.
Posted by: Libertarian wannabe at December 22, 2016 01:27 PM (nQ10o)
I hope she's quickly realizing there is no pleasing liberals. She'll get no credit for her positions on climate change, childcare, or any other cause celeb.
Posted by: WisRich at December 22, 2016 11:16 AM (hdpay)
I don't think the harassing jerk was gay. His wife tweeted that he was harassing Ivanka, his child in his arms. Seemed proud of him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 01:29 PM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 01:29 PM (MiBfH)
You mean his "husband" tweeted.
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 01:31 PM (cAnNx)
Who married a shrew sometimes called "Hill."
She couldn't get elected (in fact was soundly rejected)
In spite of 24/7 media shill.
Posted by: Libertarian wannabe at December 22, 2016 01:51 PM (nQ10o)
Posted by: browndog at December 22, 2016 01:53 PM (ccfl2)
The lefties are someday going to get the battle they so much desire, sadly, and I dont rate their chances highly. Leave the poor woman alone and let her fly, like everyone else.
Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2016 12:02 PM (X4ZNp)
Went to Drudge. It gets worse than that. The "wife" was a "husband". That's right, the two of them are ghey-married, and both barking moonbats. Both have very punchable faces. And puntable genitals.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 02:01 PM (MiBfH)
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