Mid-Morning Open Thread

narcissus.jpg

Narcissus
Caravaggio

Here is an example of the shortcomings of reproductions vs. the real thing. The colors of the various photos of this piece (which I think is incredible) vary wildly. The original is in the Galleria Nazionale d'Arte Antica in Rome, so if there is a Moron in Rome who can drop by and check the colors I would appreciate it.

Posted by: CBD at 09:45 AM




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1 Good morning, Morons!

Posted by: navybrat at December 22, 2016 09:42 AM (w7KSn)

2 In many ways, this is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 22, 2016 09:43 AM (u0s1P)

3 Yeah, it needs to redone showing Obama,

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 22, 2016 09:45 AM (mpXpK)

4 You'd have to be a moron to be in Rome right now, so you may be in luck.

Posted by: mx4 at December 22, 2016 09:45 AM (QKwiu)

5 In many ways, this is the story of Obama.

Narcissus had more depth.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 09:45 AM (X6fMO)

6 I thought self-love turned your palms hairy.

Posted by: no good deed at December 22, 2016 09:46 AM (hJamr)

7 He's not paper-white, yet

Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2016 09:47 AM (9MInk)

8 I like this one as well

Caravaggio often used himself as model within this work, and one particularly interesting piece, in which he perhaps understood the end he was ultimately destined for, he did a painting of David with the head of Goliath and he used his own portrait for the severed and screaming head of Goliath.





http://tinyurl.com/hy4eulg

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2016 09:48 AM (2x9LM)

9 5 In many ways, this is the story of Obama.

Narcissus had more depth.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 09:45 AM (X6fMO)

Yet Obama has managed to get his ideology implemented.

:-/

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 09:48 AM (8hICw)

10 2
In many ways, this is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 22, 2016 09:43 AM (u0s1P)

Lacking the crown.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 22, 2016 09:48 AM (jxbfJ)

11 My first thought is that he just did a really fat line of coke.

Posted by: Max Power at December 22, 2016 09:51 AM (QCc6B)

12 In all ways, this is the story of Barack Obama.

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2016 09:51 AM (2z74n)

13 My inspiration. Btw, I haven't eaten for three days. I'm going for that slightly gaunt look so that my cheekbones really pop.

Posted by: Dennis Reynolds, The Golden God at December 22, 2016 09:52 AM (BDZWU)

14 Odd. Doesn't look like Obama at all.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at December 22, 2016 09:52 AM (RD7QR)

15 Narcissus had a much lower handicap.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at December 22, 2016 09:52 AM (wq8Cl)

16 so if there is a Moron in Rome who can drop by and check the colors I would appreciate it.


I checked it out. It's still wet. Give it another day, two if this humidity stays around.

Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2016 09:53 AM (8ikIW)

17 Pretty boy is going to shit his pants when he sees Michelle's reflection looming over him.

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2016 09:53 AM (2z74n)

18 C'mon! Have we forgotten the photo of Barry, gazing into the mirror, trying to look profound and dignified?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 09:54 AM (xaN7h)

19 There goes a nar- oh.

Posted by: The B-52's at December 22, 2016 09:55 AM (u0s1P)

20 15: maybe, but that lightweight never could bodysurf and show off his magnificent pecs and shit. yo!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 22, 2016 09:55 AM (KP5rU)

21 It's not the story of Obama. Narcissus actually had some goddess after him as I recall, but couldn't be bothered to do anything about her.

Obama has Michelle. That ain't no goddess.

Posted by: Vanceone at December 22, 2016 09:56 AM (KbgjX)

22 Thanks, CBD. Another extraordinary work by Caravaggio. The lighting which concentrates the viewer's attention, the detail in the features and cloth, the way his hands seem to touch those of the reflection, all of these combine to create an image and sense of quiet contemplation and adoration by Narcissus. What subdued power.

I find it interesting that Caravaggio doesn't make the reflected image as vibrant as the real Narcissus, something he could have done. The darkness of the water's image points to the essential wrongness of the event and the fact that the man (any man) sees what he wants, not what is.

I'm so tempted to point out how this painting could stand for some Millennials and other young people. But I won't.

Posted by: JTB at December 22, 2016 09:56 AM (V+03K)

23 Well if I have to go to Rome for the Horde, I guess I'll go.

Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2016 09:57 AM (7HtZB)

24 Rome, New York?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 22, 2016 09:58 AM (J8/9G)

25 I'm so tempted to point out how this painting could stand for some Millennials and other young people. But I won't. Posted by: JTB at December 22, 2016 09:56 AM (V+03K)
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Another Smugglypuff in all it's self-referential glory.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 22, 2016 09:58 AM (MIKMs)

26 Obama has Michelle. That ain't no goddess.

I am a pretty princess, dig?

Posted by: Reggie at December 22, 2016 09:59 AM (u0s1P)

27 Obama has Michelle. That ain't no goddess.

Posted by: Vanceone at December 22, 2016 09:56 AM (KbgjX)




Aunt Esther Obama: Watch it, sucka

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 09:59 AM (493sH)

28 Spectacular painting.

Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2016 09:59 AM (X4ZNp)

29 Dude is drunk. Trying to stop the floor from spinning. BTDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 09:59 AM (FxM6p)

30 21: says you. your bettors would beg to differ. pelican jaw is a stone cold babe. toned arms and everything. boob belt optional.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 22, 2016 09:59 AM (KP5rU)

31 remarkable painting. unfamiliar to me. again it would be nice if dimensions, etc. were included with the descriptions.

n.b.

in yesterday's art thread i gave a rousing defense of picasso (actually oblique and kinda snarky). i would point out that my assertion of his importance and impact was in reference to cubism (c.1910-12), not the painting of the harlequin (1901), which showed an influence of art nouveau imho.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 22, 2016 09:59 AM (WTSFk)

32 remarkable painting. unfamiliar to me. again it would be nice if dimensions, etc. were included with the descriptions.

n.b.

in yesterday's art thread i gave a rousing defense of picasso (actually oblique and kinda snarky). i would point out that my assertion of his importance and impact was in reference to cubism (c.1910-12), not the painting of the harlequin (1901), which showed an influence of art nouveau imho.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 22, 2016 09:59 AM (WTSFk)

33 Saying this is like Obama is rayciss.

This Narcissus cat is clearly a privileged white man.

Posted by: grognard at December 22, 2016 10:00 AM (/29Nl)

34 The lighting which concentrates the viewer's
attention, the detail in the features and cloth, the way his hands seem
to touch those of the reflection, all of these combine to create an
image and sense of quiet contemplation and adoration by Narcissus.

Posted by: JTB at December 22, 2016 09:56 AM (V+03K)

And this is a photo. Just imagine what it looks like up close!

Seriously...take a look at the various reproductions on the web, and you will see what I mean. Caravaggio has such depth in his works that even slight color variation changes the look completely.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2016 10:00 AM (42Mgr)

35 Take A Good Long Look In The Mirror, Bub - a limerick


Narcissus showed great self-affection
And he didn't deal well with rejection
But the self adoration
Soon surpassed expectations
So he ended it, (upon further reflection)

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:00 AM (wPiJc)

36 I thought self-love turned your palms hairy.

Posted by: no good deed at December 22, 2016 09:46 AM (hJamr)

makes you go blind.

Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2016 10:01 AM (x9c8r)

37 C'mon! Have we forgotten the photo of Barry, gazing into the mirror, trying to look profound and dignified?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 09:54 AM (xaN7h)


I try to forget everything having to do with that dog-eating crackhead.

Were I writing Teh Donald's inaugural address, I would simply plagiarize The Ten Commandments:

"Let the name of Barack Hussein Obama be stricken from every book and website. Stricken from every building and sign in America. Let the name of Obama be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of man, for all time."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 10:01 AM (X6fMO)

38
I checked it out. It's still wet. Give it another day, two if this humidity stays around.
Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2016 09:53 AM (8ikIW)


Have the artist autograph one of his paint rollers and send it to us, okay? We can auction it to raise funds for ace.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at December 22, 2016 10:01 AM (BK3ZS)

39 "The darkness of the water's image points to the essential wrongness of the event and the fact that the man (any man) sees what he wants, not what is. "

Good point. Or to paraphrase a more recent artist: "A man sees what he wants to see and disregards the rest."

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 10:01 AM (s7vJs)

40 "Barack Obama Searching for His Tiny, Tiny Penis"

Posted by: Sharkman at December 22, 2016 10:01 AM (CS7jF)

41 Now THIS is a good painting.

I'd like to see it in person.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 10:01 AM (xeeHA)

42 "Let the name of Barack Hussein Obama be stricken from every book and website. Stricken from every building and sign in America. Let the name of Obama be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of man, for all time."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 10:01 AM (X6fMO)

They used a similar line in Judge Drudge (Sly's edition from the 90's) when he was sentenced.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 10:02 AM (8hICw)

43 Rather ironically, Illinois passed a law that schools could not be named after living persons.

Hah.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 22, 2016 10:03 AM (MIKMs)

44 I'm pretty, so pretty!

Posted by: Prime Minister Zoolander at December 22, 2016 10:03 AM (XkVXQ)

45 I thought self-love turned your palms hairy.

Posted by: no good deed at December 22, 2016 09:46 AM (hJamr)

makes you go blind.
Posted by: BignJames




Causes acne.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 10:03 AM (FxM6p)

46 We can auction it to raise funds for ace.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM)

He just started on a water tower. Talk about starting at the top!! He says it's the only way. We comes down I'll ask him.

Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2016 10:03 AM (8ikIW)

47 37. Or we could do like at Purim, and hiss and make noise every time Haman is named. Could be more fun.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:04 AM (xaN7h)

48 43 Rather ironically, Illinois passed a law that schools could not be named after living persons.

Hah.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 22, 2016 10:03 AM (MIKMs)

Seeing as they think Obama is a god, I'm sure they'll ignore it.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 10:04 AM (8hICw)

49 43: then they can use obama then. he's an animitron.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 22, 2016 10:04 AM (KP5rU)

50 So he ended it, (upon further reflection)

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:00 AM (wPiJc)


Dude, seriously, you need a publisher, stat.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 22, 2016 10:04 AM (CS7jF)

51 Because the greatest love of all...

Posted by: Prez'nit ImeMine at December 22, 2016 10:05 AM (Tyii7)

52 Rather ironically, Illinois passed a law that schools could not be named after living persons.

Hah.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 22, 2016 10:03 AM (MIKMs)
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I thought they JUST named a school after Obama. Well, right at the beginning of his term.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 10:05 AM (xeeHA)

53 Serious question. Why does he have one blue/green knee?

Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2016 10:05 AM (8ikIW)

54 1 feel good story of the Day Antonio Brown of the Steelers Donates 100,000 $ to Pittsburgh Children Hospital
https://tinyurl.com/ho4ee2s


from last Thread

Posted by: Evilpens at December 22, 2016 10:05 AM (y3aQB)

55 Interesting that the American Society of Psychiatrists (or whatever their professional organization is called) removed Narcissism from their list of psychological disorders not long after the JEF was elected.

Is it because there are so many narcissists today that their disorder has become normal?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 10:05 AM (s7vJs)

56 45 I thought self-love turned your palms hairy.

Posted by: no good deed at December 22, 2016 09:46 AM (hJamr)

makes you go blind.
Posted by: BignJames




Causes acne.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 10:03 AM (FxM6p)

Causes one to get fired from working security at NFL games

Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2016 10:05 AM (7HtZB)

57 39. But the fighter still remains, still remains....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:06 AM (xaN7h)

58 Your the only one who never disappoints me...

Posted by: President Petulant C--t at December 22, 2016 10:06 AM (XkVXQ)

59 I have squandered my resistance.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:06 AM (wPiJc)

60 Rather ironically, Illinois passed a law that schools could not be named after living persons.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 22, 2016 10:03 AM (MIKMs)


So, "Nancy Pelosi Junior High" is OK, then?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 10:06 AM (gPmb/)

61
56 45 I thought self-love turned your palms hairy.

Posted by: no good deed at December 22, 2016 09:46 AM (hJamr)

makes you go blind.
Posted by: BignJames
__________________________

Now you tell me.

Posted by: Andrea Bocelli at December 22, 2016 10:07 AM (4AVeu)

62 Lena Dunham admiring her ladybits.

She got any jewelry down there? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 10:07 AM (TppKb)

63 So, "Nancy Pelosi Junior High" is OK, then?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 10:06 AM (gPmb/)
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Ruth Bader Ginsberg Memorial High School

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 10:07 AM (xeeHA)

64 I have squandered my resistance.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:06 AM (wPiJc)


"Show me the way to go ohm..."

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 10:07 AM (gPmb/)

65 Dang it! I rushed here to make an Obama joke and a dozen people beat me to it. Ah well.

Posted by: T at December 22, 2016 10:08 AM (+nDaw)

66 59 I have squandered my resistance.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:06 AM (wPiJc)

For a pocketful of mumbles.

Are they anything like M and M's?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 10:08 AM (s7vJs)

67 They used a similar line in Judge Drudge (Sly's edition from the 90's) when he was sentenced.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 10:02 AM (8hICw)

Judge Drudge? Executes with extreme linkage?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 22, 2016 10:08 AM (BXC+l)

68 Rather ironically, Illinois passed a law that schools could not be named after living persons.

Hah.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 22, 2016 10:03 AM (MIKMs)



The Barack H Obama School of Baseball Pitching
The Barack H Obama School of Umbrella Use
The Barack H Obama School of the Austrian Language

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 10:09 AM (493sH)

69 >>Were I writing Teh Donald's inaugural address, I would simply plagiarize The Ten Commandments:
"Let the name of Barack Hussein Obama be stricken Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 10:01 AM (X6fMO)

...or Trump could deliver Marcus Andronicus' last speech in Titus in Trumpish:

"...Obama, who, c'mon, let's face it folks, honestly, he is an irreligious Moor, and is the chief plotter of these woes. Seriously. Seriously! And Obama did wrongs unspeakable and past patience. Wrongs, big-ly. And I'm going to undo them, BIG time, believe me!"

Posted by: General Zod at December 22, 2016 10:09 AM (Bdeb0)

70 43 Rather ironically, Illinois passed a law that schools could not be named after living persons.

Hah.
___________________________

Oh, good.

I nominate The Abe Vigoda School for Urban and Geriatric Studies.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 22, 2016 10:09 AM (4AVeu)

71 >>So, "Nancy Pelosi Junior High" is OK, then?

We need a Federal law to prevent naming any US government property for any individual not yet worm shit.

Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 10:09 AM (TppKb)

72 Judge Drudge? Executes with extreme linkage?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 22, 2016 10:08 AM (BXC+l)
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I'm judge, jury and have never heard of CSS!

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 10:09 AM (xeeHA)

73 Are they anything like M and M's?

Posted by: Donna and V.

The Dollar Store house brand. They taste like disappointment.

Baracks favorite.

Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2016 10:10 AM (8ikIW)

74 64. Ohmward bound......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:10 AM (xaN7h)

75 364
Speaking of Mormons, apparently the Mormon Tabernacle Choir will be singing at Trumpy's inaugural.
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That's a nice little wedgie to the Rombly/Egg McMuffin crowd.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 22, 2016 10:10 AM (e2Rx3)

76 Geez, that Narcissus! I bet if he had a magazine he'd put himself on the cover of every issue!

Posted by: Oprah at December 22, 2016 10:10 AM (NOIQH)

77 Okay, I tweaked it a little. I like this version better

Narcissus showed great self-affection
And he didn't deal well with rejection
But all the self-admiring
Soon became rather tiring

So he ended it, (upon further reflection)

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:11 AM (wPiJc)

78 Once Obama leaves office, do you think that now we'll be able to find out how he and Billy Ayres spent all of that Annenberg Challenge money?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 10:11 AM (gPmb/)

79 Alberta man pulls up to Tim Hortons drive-thru in his Zamboni

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hyafz37

I thought Alberta Oil Peon was in Arizona or something...

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 22, 2016 10:12 AM (XkVXQ)

80 69. Zod brings the heat. Well done, sir.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:12 AM (xaN7h)

81 I have no objection to naming things after Obama and Pelosi.

The Obama Memorial Town Dump

Nancy Pelosi Memorial Toilet

Harry Reid Memorial Pothole

Michele Obama Memorial Sewer

Hillary Clinton Memorial Tampon

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 10:12 AM (s7vJs)

82 Dang it! I rushed here to make an Obama joke and a dozen people beat me to it. Ah well.

Posted by: T at December 22, 2016 10:08 AM (+nDaw)


We waited for you, but when you didn't show, we figured what the hell.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 10:12 AM (X6fMO)

83 >>That's a nice little wedgie to the Rombly/Egg
>>McMuffin crowd.

Not to mention the Sausage Biscuit fans.

Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 10:12 AM (TppKb)

84 >>The Barack H Obama School for Kids Who Dream of Greatness and Fame But Don't Like to Work Hard

Posted by: Oprah at December 22, 2016 10:13 AM (NOIQH)

85 67 They used a similar line in Judge Drudge (Sly's edition from the 90's) when he was sentenced.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 10:02 AM (8hICw)

Judge Drudge? Executes with extreme linkage?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 22, 2016 10:08 AM (BXC+l)

See around the 30:50 mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGCbHBs51Cs

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 10:14 AM (8hICw)

86 Willer'd:

Mormon Tabernacle Choir to perform at Trump inauguration.
Some choral arranger will be having a nice Christmas bonus.
They didn't have a chart for "You Can't Always Get What You Want."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 22, 2016 10:14 AM (H5rtT)

87 Classical artistes threatened to blacklist Bocelli if he sang at the inauguration.

Abolish the NEA if it can't run on a non-partisan basis. Not a federal function anyway.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 22, 2016 10:14 AM (J8/9G)

88 Ol' Caravaggio was a good one alright. He sure was interested in chopping heads off, or so it appears from looking through his portfolio, but that's okay, they probably deserved it.

Posted by: goon at December 22, 2016 10:15 AM (EaQ6/)

89 "I thought self-love turned your palms hairy.

Posted by: no good deed at December 22, 2016 09:46 AM (hJamr)

makes you go blind.
Posted by: BignJames
__________________________

Now you tell me."


I know, right?

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at December 22, 2016 10:15 AM (J+eG2)

90 Two years too late. I was at the Galleria Nazionale d'Arte Antica in Rome two years ago today actually. I actually had art fatigue after a week in Rome. National Gallery in the morning and Borghese in the afternoon.....whew.

Posted by: DanInMN at December 22, 2016 10:15 AM (h5ffp)

91 Poor Merkel. She's the real victim of the terrorist attack, just like Hillary.
http://tinyurl.com/jbemsqf

Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2016 10:15 AM (7HtZB)

92 there once was a man named narcissus
who many said must be a sissus.
we won't really know
which way he did blow
but he never had time for the missus!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 22, 2016 10:16 AM (WTSFk)

93
Alberta man pulls up to Tim Hortons drive-thru in his Zamboni http://preview.tinyurl.com/hyafz37
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I kept a picture of one of our local horse mounted patrol (volunteer) at the local Burger King drive-thru on my fridge for so many years it disintegrated.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 22, 2016 10:16 AM (MIKMs)

94 We just want to "delay" Obamacare repeal. Yeah, that's the ticket!

"Delay."

Hahahhahaahahaa!!!

Posted by: Pauliboy Ryan at December 22, 2016 10:16 AM (97XyN)

95 I'm sure there are several glory holes named after Barry

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 10:18 AM (493sH)

96 Poor Merkel. She's the real victim of the terrorist attack, just like Hillary.

http://tinyurl.com/jbemsqf

Posted by: josephistan

Did Merkel go the Shillary school of don't give a fcuk when it comes to how she looks?



Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2016 10:18 AM (8ikIW)

97 Oy!

Posted by: Dislexic Yo! at December 22, 2016 10:18 AM (4AVeu)

98 Still no update on when Cher goes off-planet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 22, 2016 10:18 AM (J+eG2)

99 Posted by: musical jolly chimp

***


Heh! Nice!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:19 AM (wPiJc)

100 Caliban is a lot better roommate than Narcissus - spends less time with the mirror.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at December 22, 2016 10:19 AM (qE5S+)

101 tanks!

:-D

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 22, 2016 10:20 AM (WTSFk)

102 I actually had art fatigue after a week in Rome.
__________________

A.k.a. congestive art failure.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 22, 2016 10:20 AM (4AVeu)

103 Fishing with your teeth will never work.

Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2016 10:20 AM (8J/Te)

104 >>98
Still no update on when Cher goes off-planet? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 22, 2016 10:18 AM (J+eG2)

She hasn't reached Operating Thetan 8, yet--she can't exteriorize until she does.

Posted by: General Zod at December 22, 2016 10:21 AM (Bdeb0)

105
Still no update on when Cher goes off-planet?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


She's been off-planet for years.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2016 10:21 AM (IqV8l)

106 The Michelle Obama School of Deportment and Elocution.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 10:21 AM (X6fMO)

107 I find it interesting that Caravaggio doesn't make the reflected image as vibrant as the real Narcissus, something he could have done. The darkness of the water's image points to the essential wrongness of the event and the fact that the man (any man) sees what he wants, not what is.


It's not just less vibrant, the reflection is different. I see the puddle Narcissus with a beard and eyes either closed or gone.

Is he seeing himself dead? This reflection is not gazing back at him adoringly.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 22, 2016 10:21 AM (mgbwf)

108 101. That's what the Soviets said to the Czechs the last time they f*cked them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:21 AM (xaN7h)

109 103 Fishing with your teeth will never work.
Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2016 10:20 AM (8J/Te)

We begs to differ.

Posted by: Gollum at December 22, 2016 10:21 AM (RD7QR)

110 My new patriotic REPUBLICAN budget brings us into balance in a mere 83 years.

Posted by: Pauliboy Ryan at December 22, 2016 10:22 AM (97XyN)

111 Ha that loser can't even afford a mirror let alone a selfie stick!

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 22, 2016 10:22 AM (X7E8f)

112 Alberta man pulls up to Tim Hortons drive-thru in his Zamboni

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hyafz37

I thought Alberta Oil Peon was in Arizona or something...
Posted by: Lurking Canuck



I'll bet his coffee was cold by the time he got back to work.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 10:22 AM (FxM6p)

113 It's not just less vibrant, the reflection is
different. I see the puddle Narcissus with a beard and eyes either
closed or gone.



Is he seeing himself dead? This reflection is not gazing back at him adoringly.

Posted by: Bandersnatch

I don't know about this here arty stuff, but that's what I was seeing.

Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2016 10:23 AM (8ikIW)

114
We just want to "delay" Obamacare repeal.
***
Oh sorry you misheard - as soon as Rep Delay sponsors the repeal bill we will get right on it.

What? He's no longer in congress? Um...well let us know when he is!

Posted by: The GOPe at December 22, 2016 10:23 AM (X7E8f)

115 The communists are having their little temper tantrums like the defiant teenagers they are. The adults are back in charge again to clean up the mess these crybabies always leave behind. Usually they will just whine and make life difficult but unfortunately they now appear to have an attitude like the Menendez brothers.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 22, 2016 10:24 AM (8JE5H)

116 Psst...hey, Mitch--maybe we should tell them again about how we support enforcing immigration laws.

Hee-hee!

Posted by: Pauliboy Ryan at December 22, 2016 10:24 AM (97XyN)

117
The Michelle Obama School of Beauty, Fashion Design and 70s Couch Covers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 10:24 AM (493sH)

118 34 ... Hi CBD. Just looked at half a dozen versions of this and you are right. There is significant variety in the colors and even the highlights.

I mentioned earlier this week how I wish there was a way to scan a painting, determine what the colors looked like when new, and recreate that. Never heard of such a thing but it would be fascinating. Imagine seeing something like "The Night Watch" not just cleaned but as it was when first displayed.

Posted by: JTB at December 22, 2016 10:25 AM (V+03K)

119 Alberta man pulls up to Tim Hortons drive-thru in his Zamboni http://preview.tinyurl.com/hyafz37
=====

I kept a picture of one of our local horse mounted patrol (volunteer) at the local Burger King drive-thru on my fridge for so many years it disintegrated.
Posted by: mustbequantum



I used to have a picture of a DPS Trooper with a radar gun on horseback in the median just outside of Houston.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 10:25 AM (FxM6p)

120 Caravaggio often used himself as model within this work, and one
particularly interesting piece, in which he perhaps understood the end
he was ultimately destined for, he did a painting of David with the head
of Goliath and he used his own portrait for the severed and screaming
head of Goliath.


Looking at Caravaggio's several paintings of severed heads - it looks to me like he did that more than once; his face is recognizable on almost all of the severed heads.


Posted by: An Observation at December 22, 2016 10:26 AM (wfCJW)

121 Let's not start sucking each other's cocks just yet, gentlemen.

On second thought, why the fuck not?

Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick In His Mouth at December 22, 2016 10:27 AM (97XyN)

122 Is it because there are so many narcissists today that their disorder has become normal?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 10:05 AM (s7vJs)
===

We shouldn't take all the credit for that but we will anyway!

*high fives each other*

Posted by: Facebook and Twitter at December 22, 2016 10:27 AM (BDZWU)

123 We just want to "delay" Obamacare repeal. Yeah, that's the ticket!

"Delay."

Hahahhahaahahaa!!!

-------------

Rip it off like a band aid and be done with it.

Posted by: SH at December 22, 2016 10:27 AM (gmeXX)

124 Narcissus of mythology was a creep who eventually became trapped by his own immaturity and self-centeredness.

Caravaggio nailed it.

Thanks, CBD, Happy Holidays!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at December 22, 2016 10:28 AM (oQQwD)

125 >>I used to have a picture of a DPS Trooper with a radar gun on horseback in the median just outside of Houston. Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 10:25 AM (FxM6p)

I used to have a picture of a man photographing Johnny Cash shooting a man in Reno just so I could watch a man watch Johnny Cash shooting a man so he could watch Johnny Cash watch a man die.

Posted by: General Zod at December 22, 2016 10:28 AM (Bdeb0)

126 Fox Business is showing these loons in England celebrating the Winter Solstice. Odd there's no blood sacrifices going on. I mean if they really want to be good pagans/druids they all did ton of blood sacrifices not sitting around getting stoned and hugging trees.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 10:28 AM (493sH)

127 Narcissus of mythology was a creep who eventually became trapped by his own immaturity and self-centeredness.

---------

This reminds me of someone ...

Posted by: SH at December 22, 2016 10:29 AM (gmeXX)

128 Is he seeing himself dead? This reflection is not gazing back at him adoringly.

Posted by: Bandersnatch


So, in those days, most people that narcissism was a bad thing, huh?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 10:29 AM (gPmb/)

129 Following in the footsteps of the great Joe Tex...I also will no longer bump with big fat women.

Let's move on.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 22, 2016 10:30 AM (B+qrE)

130 >>On second thought, why the fuck not? Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick In His Mouth at December 22, 2016 10:27 AM (97XyN)

What's the rush, Bitch? First choir practice, then centaur Santa Christmas sweater, then messenger bag, then show tunes, and *then* suck the dick.

Sheesh.

Posted by: General Zod at December 22, 2016 10:31 AM (Bdeb0)

131 I saw in the last thread that the Mormon Tabernacle Choir is to sing at Trump's inaugural.

I suppose that is why Romney met with Trump? "No, I don't want you for SOS, but I would like your friends to sing for me."

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 22, 2016 10:31 AM (Qvgg/)

132 >>On second thought, why the fuck not?
>>Posted by: Bitch McConnell

So I can borrow Elaine for a week? Yeah, she's kinda my thing.

Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 10:31 AM (TppKb)

133 125. More reflections than the shootout scene in 'Lady from Shanghai. '

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:32 AM (xaN7h)

134 What this painting needs is 3 or 4 of those floating baby heads to brighten it up some.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 10:32 AM (gPmb/)

135 What's the rush, Bitch?

Late for a jowl trimming ?

Posted by: SD at December 22, 2016 10:33 AM (So0JQ)

136

The Barack H Obama School of Mathematics. Apply now and save 3,000%

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 10:33 AM (493sH)

137 Fishing with your teeth will never work.

Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2016 10:20 AM


That's all you know. Om, nom, nom...

Posted by: Grizzly bear with a yuuuge salmon in its mouth at December 22, 2016 10:33 AM (p+Wdc)

138 Narcissus praised himself less than Obama.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 22, 2016 10:34 AM (hJrjt)

139 White House Rebuffed Pre-Election Plan To Combat Russian Influence

says...

POLITICO!?!?!?!?!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 22, 2016 10:34 AM (B+qrE)

140 >>So, in those days, most people that
>> narcissism was a bad thing, huh?

Obviously before the days of the rear-firing phone camera. Need to go find the George Raft Casino Royale clip...

Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 10:35 AM (TppKb)

141 >>POLITICO!?!?!?!?!

They have recent been trying to get on the right side of history.

Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 10:36 AM (TppKb)

142 Ms Shyning has the deplorable "Good Morning America" on in the bedroom, says she likes it because they give her "news."

We've no cable only an antenna and the local ABC is all we get, reliably. 3/4 of the time we also can get NBC, which means Matt Lauer and company doing "Today."

Yuk.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 22, 2016 10:37 AM (U6f54)

143 126
Fox Business is showing these loons in England celebrating the Winter
Solstice. Odd there's no blood sacrifices going on. I mean if they
really want to be good pagans/druids they all did ton of blood
sacrifices not sitting around getting stoned and hugging trees.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 10:28 AM (493sH)

They wanted to sacrifice a virgin, but that was too male dominant and sexist

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 22, 2016 10:38 AM (jxbfJ)

144 "The Michelle Obama School of Deportment and Elocution."

...and fancy trot and dressage.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk- lookin to beat on a warmist about now.. at December 22, 2016 10:38 AM (kVX3W)

145 The reflection is actually the artist's. He pulled similar stunts frequently in his work.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 10:38 AM (9krrF)

146 He's Angling For a Promotion - a limerick



When Narcissus was out and about
He got a bit hungry, no doubt
Though he hadn't quite oughter
Plunged his head in the water
And emerged with a fifteen-inch trout

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:38 AM (wPiJc)

147 142. Well, the advertisers are getting something for their money, I suppose.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:38 AM (xaN7h)

148 We've no cable only an antenna and the local ABC is all we get, reliably. 3/4 of the time we also can get NBC, which means Matt Lauer and company doing "Today."


Well, all that will improve when Katie Couric returns to Today.

Keep doubling down, assholes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 22, 2016 10:39 AM (B+qrE)

149 The more I read About Hillarys loss-

The more it lines up with the cult of voluntary retardation that is global warming.

Even though Hillarys electoral models were not aligning with
Reality-

She chose the false models becuz "science!"

Idiots.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 22, 2016 10:39 AM (NyEGK)

150 Fox Business is showing these loons in England celebrating the Winter
Solstice. Odd there's no blood sacrifices going on. I mean if they
really want to be good pagans/druids they all did ton of blood
sacrifices not sitting around getting stoned and hugging trees.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 10:28 AM (493sH)

They wanted to sacrifice a virgin, but that was too male dominant and sexist

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


Besides, the Muzzies kept getting to them first.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 10:39 AM (9krrF)

151 118 34 ... Hi CBD. Just looked at half a dozen versions of this and you are right. There is significant variety in the colors and even the highlights.

I mentioned earlier this week how I wish there was a way to scan a painting, determine what the colors looked like when new, and recreate that. Never heard of such a thing but it would be fascinating. Imagine seeing something like "The Night Watch" not just cleaned but as it was when first displayed.


I think there's a whole lotta "can't get there from here" in both the OP and JTB's notion of reproducing original color.

Major assumption is in lighting being constant. Photos have the obvious challenge of either the film's or digital sensor's color balance.

"Fresh" and original paint would likely look different under modern lighting versus period lighting (which would probably be predominantly daytime sky through a window).

Then, there's your monitor. Does it faithfully reproduce color? It's a significant challenge and today causes much heartache when choosing fabrics and paint from a web store.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 22, 2016 10:40 AM (di1hb)

152 And emerged with a fifteen-inch trout
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:38 AM (wPiJc)

That's a nice get.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 10:40 AM (8hICw)

153 Today feels like it should be Friday. Ugh.

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 10:40 AM (cAnNx)

154 I used to have a picture of a man photographing Johnny Cash shooting a man in Reno just so I could watch a man watch Johnny Cash shooting a man so he could watch Johnny Cash watch a man die.
Posted by: General Zod



Found it.
http://bit.ly/2hdnotR

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 10:40 AM (FxM6p)

155 143. The king-like virgin fool thing worked for Summerisle.......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:40 AM (xaN7h)

156 I Could Do This All Day - a limerick



When Narcissus was still just a virgin
His stomach was grumbling and urgin'
Though he hadn't quite oughter
Plunged his head in the water
And emerged with a fifteen-pound sturgeon!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:41 AM (wPiJc)

157 We shouldn't take all the credit for that but we will anyway!

*high fives each other*
Posted by: Facebook and Twitter at December 22, 2016 10:27 ABoyM (BDZWU)

-----------------

Boy, isn't that the truth. Don't forget about Instagram and Snapchat.

Lovely painting, CBD. Thank you.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 10:41 AM (sBOL1)

158 In many ways this is the story of Barack Obama.

Posted by: MSM at December 22, 2016 10:41 AM (+kwUl)

159 The communists are having their little temper tantrums like the defiant teenagers they are....
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 22, 2016 10:24 AM (8JE5H)


I read that as Columnists.

And nothing changed.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2016 10:42 AM (kKHcp)

160 In line with how colors can vary on different sites, I learned that lighting an image can make a HUGE difference when viewing the original. Mrs. JTB and I have each had several photos displayed in exhibitions. Watching the exhibition being put up and lights arranged, I was able to see how angles and intensity of light made an image look different, more so than I would have thought possible.

Some years ago I attended an exhibit of paintings by Robert Bateman, the world famous wildlife artist. Now this was someone who had seen his works displayed all over the planet. Even he said he had never seen his paintings look so good because of the care used in lighting them at that exhibit.

Posted by: JTB at December 22, 2016 10:42 AM (V+03K)

161 In many ways this is the story of Barack Obama.

----------

I'd say in every way.

Posted by: SH at December 22, 2016 10:42 AM (gmeXX)

162 Wow, Seamus. Just looked upthread and this picture is a real source of inspiration for you, isn't it? Bravo.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 10:43 AM (sBOL1)

163 158 In many ways this is the story of Barack Obama.
Posted by: MSM at December 22, 2016 10:41 AM (+kwUl)

I need BEN ROETHLISBERGER to explain if you're just late to the party, or if it's funny because you're socking the main-street media and you're late.

Little help here, Ben.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 10:43 AM (8hICw)

164 Today feels like it should be Friday. Ugh.




It is. Just marking time until I can blast off outta here.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 10:43 AM (FxM6p)

165 >>Well, all that will improve when Katie Couric
>> returns to Today.

Look, not intending to wave my lack of judgment in all your faces, but I'd hit that.

I would - based on no inside information, mind you - be surprised if a large tray of jello shots and a hammock on a secluded Caribbean beach didn't make for the kind of night no gentleman discusses.

Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 10:44 AM (TppKb)

166 Today feels like it should be Friday. Ugh.

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 10:40 AM


Word. I really should have made today another sick day, but, deadlines. *sigh* Tomorrow's Friday.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 10:44 AM (p+Wdc)

167 >>155
143. The king-like virgin fool thing worked for Summerisle.......Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:40 AM (xaN7h)

Watching Nicholas Cage die miserably in the remake? C'est magnifique.

Watching Britt Eklund's twitching ass in the original? Likewise.

Posted by: General Zod at December 22, 2016 10:44 AM (Bdeb0)

168 Narcissus is doing pushups. Arm and chest day.

Posted by: fly gal at December 22, 2016 10:45 AM (eNduo)

169 The despicable Jarrett is out, and Kellyanne will be in.

Now THAT is change you can believe in.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 22, 2016 10:45 AM (U6f54)

170 160. Yes, lighting makes all the difference. Funny, eh? There's an art to displaying art.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:45 AM (xaN7h)

171 Something's up here with Muldoon today.
All his rhymes bring in fishes some way
I suppose that it's best
That his piscine punfest
Hasn't yet worked in a manta ray!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 10:45 AM (9krrF)

172 Look, not intending to wave my lack of judgment in all your faces, but I'd hit that.

I would - based on no inside information, mind you - be surprised if a large tray of jello shots and a hammock on a secluded Caribbean beach didn't make for the kind of night no gentleman discusses.

-----------

We've all been up her colon.

Posted by: SH at December 22, 2016 10:45 AM (gmeXX)

173 Looking at Caravaggio's several paintings of severed heads - it looks to me like he did that more than once; his face is recognizable on almost all of the severed heads.




Posted by: An Observation at December 22, 2016 10:26 AM (wfCJW)



I wonder if some people had a bit of a superstition about being the model for the severed heads. So using himself he doesn't need to worry about an uncomfortable model.

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 10:46 AM (cAnNx)

174 Today feels like it should be Friday. Ugh.

--

Today identifies as a Friday.

Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2016 10:46 AM (7HtZB)

175 Oh God, Muldoon is here to make the rest of us feel inadequate.

Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 10:46 AM (TppKb)

176 Today identifies as a Friday.
Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2016 10:46 AM (7HtZB)

Trans-dayism.

The city council in Charlotte needs to get on making this a protected class.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 10:46 AM (8hICw)

177 Katie Couric? Meh. She's not qualified to grab my p*ssy.

Posted by: Jane Pauley at December 22, 2016 10:47 AM (+kwUl)

178 I really should have made today another sick day, but, deadlines. *sigh* Tomorrow's Friday.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 10:44 AM (p+Wdc)

---------------------

Mind yourself, my friend. You don't want to be sick for Christmas . . . .

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 10:47 AM (sBOL1)

179 The cover of Obama's next autobiography should be a picture of him looking at this picture.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 22, 2016 10:47 AM (H5rtT)

180
174 Today feels like it should be Friday. Ugh.

--

Today identifies as a Friday.

Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2016 10:46 AM (7HtZB



Yeah well tomorrow doesn't identify as Saturday for me. I still have to work today and tomorrow.

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 10:48 AM (cAnNx)

181 It is. Just marking time until I can blast off outta here.

Posted by: rickb223


*****


Me too!

Posted by: Cher at December 22, 2016 10:48 AM (wPiJc)

182 167. Never saw the remake. I mean, Christopher Lee, for Tengri's sake, and the whole thing can be viewed as a sort of dark, but immensely funny, musical of sorts.

But seeing Nick Cage buy - or in this case, fecundate - farm....might be worth seeing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:49 AM (xaN7h)

183 The cover of Obama's next autobiography should be a picture of him looking at this picture.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 22, 2016 10:47 AM (H5rtT)
-------------------

He's not self-aware enough. This will go on the cover of Kitty Kelley's unauthorized biography of him.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 10:49 AM (sBOL1)

184
The Barack H Obama School of American History. Schools are now open in all 57 states

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 10:49 AM (493sH)

185 >> Katie Couric? Meh. She's not qualified to
>> grab my p*ssy.

Speak for yourself, racinated slut.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at December 22, 2016 10:49 AM (TppKb)

186 Katie Couric? Meh. She's not qualified to grab my p*ssy.

Posted by: Jane Pauley



Shut it, bitch.

Posted by: Deborah Norville at December 22, 2016 10:49 AM (mgbwf)

187 NORTH POLE WARMING!!! NORTH POLE WARMING!!!

Posted by: Al Gore at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (iynDC)

188 Oh God, Muldoon is here to make the rest of us feel inadequate.

Posted by: JEM


******


Oh no, no, no. You misconstrue my intent. You are all quite adequate!

Posted by: Cher at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (wPiJc)

189 New here. Please explain rules.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (nQ10o)

190 Look, not intending to wave my lack of judgment in all your faces, but I'd hit that.

No apologies necessary. I've occasionally had naughty thoughts about Nancy Pelosi, sad to say.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (X6fMO)

191 WARM.

Posted by: Al Gore at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (iynDC)

192 @188 sock fail

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:51 AM (wPiJc)

193 Today feels like it should be Friday. Ugh.

--

Today identifies as a Friday.




I should sneak across the street to the Galleria and spend the day people watching.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 10:51 AM (FxM6p)

194 Yeah well tomorrow doesn't identify as Saturday for me. I still have to work today and tomorrow.

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 10:48 AM (cAnNx)


You have to work even in the afterlife?

Damn, your boss is cold.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 10:51 AM (X6fMO)

195 My dog is snoring. Repeat, my dog is snoring.

Posted by: D-Day Radio at December 22, 2016 10:51 AM (TppKb)

196 Headed up to Madison today for an interview. Wish me luck, please!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2016 10:52 AM (kTF2Z)

197 Katie Couric? Meh. She's not qualified to grab my p*ssy.

Posted by: Jane Pauley


Shut it, bitch.

Posted by: Deborah Norville at December 22, 2016 10:49 AM (mgbwf)


Fuck both of you slags.

Posted by: Barbara Walters at December 22, 2016 10:52 AM (X6fMO)

198 The despicable Jarrett is out, and Kellyanne will be in.

Now THAT is change you can believe in.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 22, 2016 10:45 AM (U6f54

KellyAnne said that after careful consideration as her children are her number one priority, she decided to accept the position. She said she knows from the experience of this past year how family friendly the West Wing will be, as she has watched Trump interact with his children and his grandchildren and so she felt comfortable saying yes.

Remember, the feminazi's gave almost no credit nor even mentioned Conway being the first woman to successfully run a presidential campaign. Instead, they sneered at her for saying her children were her priority and that she thought she did not want a role in the administration.
My guess is now they will sneer at her for not making her children a priority. Or some such thing.
As a reporter said, she will not be able to do anything right in the feminazi's eyes because she is a Republican. Plain and simple.

Posted by: Jen at December 22, 2016 10:52 AM (en0W8)

199 189. The first rule of AOSHQ is you don't talk about AOSHQ. Everybody here is 29. All the 'rons are wealthy and swole. All the 'ettes are lovely and charming and make fine sammiches.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:52 AM (xaN7h)

200 The painting would be better if a cartoon fish popped up and spit water in Narcissus's face.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2016 10:52 AM (IqV8l)

201 Headed up to Madison today for an interview. Wish me luck, please!
Posted by: Duke Lowell



Luck wished!!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 10:53 AM (FxM6p)

202 New here. Please explain rules.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe


*****

1. First rule - Active criticism of the blog owner's choice of subject matter is heartily encouraged.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:53 AM (wPiJc)

203 Duke, I will not only wish you luck, I'll pray for you too. Go get 'em!

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 10:53 AM (sBOL1)

204 189 New here. Please explain rules.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (nQ10o)



Type all your comments in Word first.

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 10:53 AM (cAnNx)

205 New here. Please explain rules.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (nQ10o)


Are you a poofter?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 10:53 AM (X6fMO)

206 New here. Please explain rules.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (nQ10o)



The official Ace of Spades rules can be obtained for $1,000. You can send that money to me and I'll get a copy out to you today

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 10:53 AM (493sH)

207 The Barack H.Obama School of Police who act Stupidly.

Posted by: Jen at December 22, 2016 10:53 AM (en0W8)

208 Zhe is deep in thought, contemplating...."Is it too much a symbol of white/hetero normative privilege to have the re-assignment surgery and therefore an insult to true feminism.... or not?"

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 22, 2016 10:54 AM (1zARK)

209 Katie Couric? Meh. She's not qualified to grab my p*ssy.

Posted by: Jane Pauley


Shut it, bitch.
Posted by: Deborah Norville at December 22, 2016 10:49 AM (mgbwf)

Speak for yourself, racinated slut.
Posted by: Soledad O'Brien at December 22, 2016 10:49 AM (TppKb)


Girls, relax.
Grab a Cosmo and join me in this jello-filled hot-tub.
We'll work it out.

Posted by: Ashleigh Banfield at December 22, 2016 10:54 AM (kKHcp)

210 >> New here. Please explain rules.

Banana. Butthole. Report back when assembly complete.

Posted by: D-Day Radio at December 22, 2016 10:54 AM (TppKb)

211 I always thought Trump was saying "big league". Bigly never entered my mind.

Posted by: Abby at December 22, 2016 10:54 AM (HBU7W)

212 As a reporter said, she will not be able to do anything right in the feminazi's eyes because she is a Republican. Plain and simple.



Then fuck trying.
Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 10:54 AM (FxM6p)

213 151 ... "I think there's a whole lotta "can't get there from here" in both the OP and JTB's notion of reproducing original color."

Hi Iron Mike Golf, absolutely agree. There are so many and varied factors that would go into my 'wouldn't it be nice if ...' contraption as to be unlikely to develop. But the arguments about those factors, like daylight vs. modern lighting, materials used to create the paints and how, and a bunch of other matters would be entertaining to watch. :-)

Posted by: JTB at December 22, 2016 10:54 AM (V+03K)

214 199, cont'd. Pants are optional, except for the book thread. And if it's your first time here, you have to fight.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:55 AM (xaN7h)

215 New here. Please explain rules.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (nQ10o)


Where's Ben Roethlisberger when you need him?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 10:55 AM (X6fMO)

216 With new colours from Williams and Sherwin
It would be a feat worthy of Merwyn
to bring a big Manta
down the chimney with Santa:
Cavil, Muldoon is just not Steve Irwin.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 22, 2016 10:55 AM (H5rtT)

217 obamas' official presidential portrait will be a painting of him looking at him lovingly. it will also be available from the franklin mint on a plate.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 22, 2016 10:55 AM (KP5rU)

218 205 New here. Please explain rules.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (nQ10o)

Are you a poofter?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 10:53 AM (X6fMO)

Are we sure this isn't Emma Tiller Ph.d?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 10:55 AM (8hICw)

219 What's a poofter?

Posted by: Libertarian wannabe at December 22, 2016 10:55 AM (nQ10o)

220 New here. Please explain rules.
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe



Never take anything personally.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 10:56 AM (FxM6p)

221 205. We'll just call him 'Bruce,' Bruce.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:56 AM (xaN7h)

222 1. First rule - Active criticism of the blog owner's choice of subject matter is heartily encouraged.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:53 AM (wPiJc)

------------------

Also, the particular coblogger who wrote this post absolutely hates the New York Yankees, so all criticism of that team of reprobates is welcomed, encouraged, and rewarded.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 10:56 AM (sBOL1)

223 215 New here. Please explain rules.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (nQ10o)

Where's Ben Roethlisberger when you need him?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 10:55 AM (X6fMO)

I think he mostly explains the jokes.

Mostly.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 10:57 AM (8hICw)

224 Rule #2- Don't ask what a poofter is.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:57 AM (wPiJc)

225 >>182
167. Never saw the remake. But seeing Nick Cage buy - or in this case, fecundate - farm....might be worth seeing. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 10:49 AM (xaN7h)

Oh, it's succulent. One minute, you're daydreaming through the tedium of flensing skulls, and the next minute, bam, there it is on the crap daytime Saturday movie channel, Nicholas Cage screaming as his legs are violently broken by hippie women dressed as rabbits.

I pause for that like I pause for "is it safe" or McQueen doing "look-see-pigeon" with Po-Han...

Posted by: General Zod at December 22, 2016 10:57 AM (Bdeb0)

226 Morons - What does in the barrel mean? Also - willowed?

Posted by: Newbie at December 22, 2016 10:57 AM (+kwUl)

227 >>Bigly never entered my mind. Posted by: Abby at December 22, 2016 10:54 AM (HBU7W)

"Bigly" is funner.

Posted by: General Zod at December 22, 2016 10:58 AM (Bdeb0)

228 >>Posted by: Ashleigh Banfield

Okay, Katie Couric, Soledad O'Brien and Ashleigh Banfield and about two pints of baby oil and I die happy.

Posted by: D-Day Radio at December 22, 2016 10:58 AM (TppKb)

229 Just jump right in wannabe. Most of us don't bite...

...and most of the ones who do bite don't have rabies...

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:58 AM (wPiJc)

230 The definition of Fake News: Any story which tends to make the left look as bad as it really is.

Posted by: An Observation at December 22, 2016 10:59 AM (wfCJW)

231

The Barack H Obama uhhh..School..of...uhhh...Speaking..uhhh Without...uhhh...a...Teleprompter

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 10:59 AM (493sH)

232 224: i thought the world knew ophuckstick is a poofter. he also doubles as a fluffer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 22, 2016 10:59 AM (KP5rU)

233 196
Headed up to Madison today for an interview. Wish me luck, please!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2016 10:52 AM (kTF2Z)
Good luck! Knock em dead (well, not literally). Seriously, sending you lots of well wishes for a very successful interview.

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 10:59 AM (a0IVu)

234 The Barack H Obama uhhh..School..of...uhhh...Speaking..uhhh Without...uhhh...a...Teleprompter
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 10:59 AM (493sH)

if i i i i iffff iff if

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 10:59 AM (8hICw)

235 Mind yourself, my friend. You don't want to be sick for Christmas . . . .





Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 10:47 AM


Thanks, bluebell. Trying. I'm cooking for Christmas, so I do need to be functional. I'm caught up, so I can rest up Friday through Saturday.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 11:00 AM (p+Wdc)

236 189. Suitable topics include: Mish, messenger bags, chili, booze, love and heartache, dogs and cats, firearms, longbow vs. crossbow, military history, poetry and all the fine arts, and GAINZ, brah.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:00 AM (xaN7h)

237 What's a poofter?

This may help: https://youtu.be/bNBy1D1Y0h4 (sfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 11:00 AM (4WhSY)

238 226 Morons - What does in the barrel mean? Also - willowed?
Posted by: Newbie at December 22, 2016 10:57 AM (+kwUl)

where one is thrown into the barrel to be willowed, which is a tortuous process, she jabbers incessantly and makes you do the dishes

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:00 AM (R7cwD)

239 New here. Please explain rules.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (nQ10o)


OT topics should generally wait until after comment 100. Exceptions to this rule include posts on the War of Northern Aggression, why longbows are superior to crossbows, and the how Ginger is way hotter than Mary Anne.

Also, Ace's comments are always the threadwinners.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (ZLQuU)

240 Just jump right in wannabe. Most of us don't bite...

...and most of the ones who do bite don't have rabies...

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 10:58 AM (wPiJc)



Not that we'll admit to

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (493sH)

241 shushes other commenters.

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (R7cwD)

242 196 Headed up to Madison today for an interview. Wish me luck, please!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2016 10:52 AM (kTF2Z)

good luck!

Madison, WI? Your interview might go better if you burst into tears halfway through it and sniffle, "I'm sorry...I'm just still so upset about the election!"

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (s7vJs)

243 don't lie! I bite!

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (R7cwD)

244 rule # 3- Read fast, type fast, refresh fast.


rule # 4- Don't expect anyone to give a rat's ass what you have to say.

rule # 5 - Be nice to Jasper. He lurks.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (wPiJc)

245
Also, Ace's comments are always the threadwinners.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (ZLQuU)

Brownnoser

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:02 AM (s7vJs)

246 Knock em dead (well, not literally).

Meh, Madison. I'm behind you 100% either way.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 22, 2016 11:02 AM (H5rtT)

247 237 What's a poofter?

This may help: https://youtu.be/bNBy1D1Y0h4 (sfw)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 11:00 AM (4WhSY)

Also, never google or follow a link for a term you don't know while at the office.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 11:02 AM (8hICw)

248 >>239
New here. Please explain rules.
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (nQ10o)

Odd diction. Please explain Russian hack IP address.

Posted by: General Zod at December 22, 2016 11:02 AM (Bdeb0)

249 https://tinyurl.com/zq7kl65


Bharara Announces Pay-To-Play Charges Involving NY State Pensions

Posted by: Evilpens at December 22, 2016 11:02 AM (y3aQB)

250 What's a poofter?

Posted by: Libertarian wannabe at December 22, 2016 10:55 AM (nQ10o)


Australian slang for gays. It's a Monty Python routine.

Anyway, if you're serious, some rules are:

- don't ever "sock" a regular;
- no personal insults directed towards other posters;
- no insulting the host or the cob-loggers.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 11:02 AM (X6fMO)

251 You have to wear pants on the Sunday Book Thread.

Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2016 11:03 AM (7HtZB)

252 Muldoon, number 4 is the # 1 survival skill here, so we need to move it up.

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:03 AM (R7cwD)

253 227. Bigly is a fine word. Very woody.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:03 AM (xaN7h)

254 The definition of Fake News: Any story which tends to make the left look as bad as it really is.

Posted by: An Observation





For those of you that had threadwinner at #230, please make your way to the betting window to collect your winnings.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:03 AM (FxM6p)

255 Ms Shyning has the deplorable "Good Morning America" on in the bedroom, says she likes it because they give her "news."

I happened to catch some of it this morning when I haven't seen it in years. I was surprised how 'A Current Affair' it had gone.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 22, 2016 11:03 AM (+wjl1)

256
Meh, Madison. I'm behind you 100% either way.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 22, 2016 11:02 AM (H5rtT)

Maybe it's Middleton-Madison? Or even Verona (since that's where Epicis)?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 11:03 AM (8hICw)

257 Also, never google or follow a link for a term you don't know while at the office.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 11:02 AM (8hICw)

------------------

Or while at home. Or while anywhere else. Or ever.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:04 AM (sBOL1)

258 195 My dog is snoring. Repeat, my dog is snoring.

Posted by: D-Day Radio at December 22, 2016 10:51 AM (TppKb)
______________________

The C-PAP machine wounds my heart with a monotonous languor.




The C-PAP machine wounds my heart with a monotonous languor.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 22, 2016 11:04 AM (4AVeu)

259 242: donna, that is stone cold right for madison. anybody would be a lock pulling that train.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 22, 2016 11:04 AM (KP5rU)

260 In all ways, this is the story of Barack Obama.

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2016 09:51 AM (2z74n)


Barky would have his face IN the water.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 22, 2016 11:04 AM (zc3Db)

261 OT topics should generally wait until after comment 100. Exceptions to this rule include posts on the War of Northern Aggression, why longbows are superior to crossbows, and the how Ginger is way hotter than Mary Anne.

Bonus points are added if you can discuss why Morticia was freakier in bed than Lily.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 11:04 AM (X6fMO)

262 - no personal insults directed towards other posters;
- no insulting the host or the cob-loggers.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 11:02 AM (X6fMO)

those are rather loose rulings, unless ace is in a horrible mood. which can come at a moments notice.

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:04 AM (R7cwD)

263 The original Buffalo Bill.
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 22, 2016 11:04 AM (LNl8j)

264 If you have a good joke, Amy Schumer might steal it.

Even a bad joke.

Posted by: SH at December 22, 2016 11:05 AM (gmeXX)

265 New here. Please explain rules.
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (nQ10o)

Odd diction. Please explain Russian hack IP address.
Posted by: General Zod



Relax. It's just Peggy.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:05 AM (FxM6p)

266 Bigly is a fine word. Very woody.


With a hint of creosote and a lingering barbed wire aftertaste.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 22, 2016 11:05 AM (mgbwf)

267
- no insulting the host or the cob-loggers.


Messenger bags are totes non-gay.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 22, 2016 11:06 AM (+wjl1)

268 >>Bharara Announces Pay-To-Play Charges
>> Involving NY State Pensions

Preet Bharara announces desire to have a future under Trump Administration.

Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 11:06 AM (TppKb)

269 ule # 5 - Be nice to Jasper. He lurks.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (wPiJc)

Jasper started licking me "there". I'm hooked.

Posted by: Dana P at December 22, 2016 11:06 AM (d76uN)

270 If you have a good joke, Amy Schumer might steal it.

Even a bad joke.



Posted by: Amy Schumer

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:06 AM (FxM6p)

271 Just jump right in wannabe. Most of us don't bite...

...and most of the ones who do bite don't have rabies...


https://youtu.be/0gY7U0qbJKs (nsfw, simply because he mentions contraception)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 11:06 AM (4WhSY)

272 My dog is snoring. Repeat, my dog is snoring.

Posted by: D-Day Radio at December 22, 2016 10:51 AM (TppKb)
______________________

The C-PAP machine wounds my heart with a monotonous languor.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot



*****


The uvula is against the wall.

The uvula is against the wall.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:06 AM (wPiJc)

273 don't bring up crossbows/longbows (I don't) unless you know what you are speaking of.
also never admit to ketchup on a hotdog, or carrots in chili.

and no cilantro does Not taste like soap.

half the room are soap eaters

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:06 AM (R7cwD)

274 264 If you have a good joke, Amy Schumer might steal it.

Even a bad joke.
Posted by: SH at December 22, 2016 11:05 AM (gmeXX)

And Ben Roethlisberger will (usually) explain them. While yelling.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 11:07 AM (8hICw)

275 248. Please to be leisured. It is only an error of typography, and is no cause to lighten the troika.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:07 AM (xaN7h)

276 Bigly is a fine word. Very woody.


With a hint of creosote and a lingering barbed wire aftertaste.



And pickled beets.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:07 AM (FxM6p)

277 Preet Bharara announces desire to have a future under Trump Administration.

Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 11:06 AM (TppKb)
Don't know much about him but if he is taking on the Clintons, in NY, much luck to him and I hope he ups his private security.

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:07 AM (a0IVu)

278 243 don't lie! I bite!

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (R7cwD)



Kinky.

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 11:07 AM (cAnNx)

279 So we have two newbs/delurkers.

It's time for the welcoming ceremony of 'Ettes Baring Their Boobs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 22, 2016 11:08 AM (mgbwf)

280 "What's a poofter?"

Not me.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick In His Mouth at December 22, 2016 11:08 AM (97XyN)

281
What's a poofter?

Oh, that's wild. Oscar Wilde.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2016 11:08 AM (IqV8l)

282 257 Also, never google or follow a link for a term you don't know while at the office.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 11:02 AM (8hICw)

------------------

Or while at home. Or while anywhere else. Or ever.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:04 AM (sBOL1)

THIS

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:08 AM (R7cwD)

283 Just wait until we get to Rule 39

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:08 AM (wPiJc)

284 The uvula is against the wall.

The uvula is against the wall.




Paper covers rock.

Paper covers rock.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:08 AM (FxM6p)

285 New here. Please explain rules.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM


Watch out for FenelonSpoke. She'll cut a bitch.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 11:08 AM (p+Wdc)

286 You guys are going to scare the newbies back into lurking.

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:08 AM (a0IVu)

287 270 If you have a good joke, Amy Schumer might steal it.

Even a bad joke.



Posted by: Amy Schumer
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:06 AM (FxM6p)

IT'S FUNNY CUZ AMY SCHUMER STEALS PEOPLES JOKES!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2016 11:09 AM (7HtZB)

288 Trump has a yuuuuge mustache.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2016 11:09 AM (IqV8l)

289 I thought that was Rule 34? Or have you been lying to me?

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:09 AM (sBOL1)

290 287 270 If you have a good joke, Amy Schumer might steal it.

Even a bad joke.



Posted by: Amy Schumer
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:06 AM (FxM6p)

IT'S FUNNY CUZ AMY SCHUMER STEALS PEOPLES JOKES!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2016 11:09 AM (7HtZB)

Ben, thank you.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 11:09 AM (8hICw)

291 Spiders are welcome.

Posted by: SH at December 22, 2016 11:09 AM (gmeXX)

292 Just jump right in wannabe. Most of us don't bite...

...and most of the ones who do bite don't have rabies...


But occasionally....



You'll find yourself in the final fight scene from the Revenant.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2016 11:09 AM (kKHcp)

293 278 243 don't lie! I bite!

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (R7cwD)



Kinky.
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 11:07 AM (cAnNx)

and btw, Buzzion is dead I have his credit card numbers, His wife shares them with me!

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:09 AM (R7cwD)

294 What's a poofter?

Posted by: Libertarian wannabe at December 22, 2016 10:55 AM (nQ10o)



A prime example can be seen mincing around the White House until January 20 but most likely will be spotted on a golf course

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 11:09 AM (493sH)

295 Watch out for FenelonSpoke. She'll cut a bitch.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 11:08 AM (p+Wdc)
---------------

Oooh, you're going to Hades for that one.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:10 AM (sBOL1)

296 34, 39, whatever. I'm old and easily confused.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:10 AM (wPiJc)

297 Amy Schumer? Was a great big fat person?

Posted by: Jame Gumb at December 22, 2016 11:10 AM (+kwUl)

298 If you have a good joke, Amy Schumer might steal it.
Even a bad joke.

Posted by: SH at December 22, 2016 11:05 AM (gmeXX)


And if you don't get a joke, don't worry, Pittsburgh Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger will drop by and explain it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 11:10 AM (gPmb/)

299 Just wait until we get to Rule 39





At the Number Six dance!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:10 AM (FxM6p)

300 You guys are going to scare the newbies back into lurking.
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:08 AM (a0IVu
IC back in the day (eons ago) when I met ace I told him the room was a really rough experience.

proven!

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:11 AM (R7cwD)

301 286. The Horde knows its own. It's like the scouts or conservative Judaism, or the Masons - you get jumped in.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:11 AM (xaN7h)

302 And Ben Roethlisberger will (usually) explain them. While yelling.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AMY SCHUMER STEALS JOKES AND I ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2016 11:12 AM (XkVXQ)

303 I still don't know what a poofter is.
and i'm not googling.

because I learn.. even if on a curve.

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:12 AM (R7cwD)

304 Man, we need a wiki for all the in-jokes...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 11:12 AM (9krrF)

305 Anyway, if you're serious, some rules are:

- don't ever "sock" a regular;
- no personal insults directed towards other posters;
- no insulting the host or the cob-loggers.


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 11:02 AM (X6fMO)



And calling someone "perfesser" is right out.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2016 11:12 AM (TOk1P)

306 ITS EVEN FUNNIER BECAUSE I DIDN'T REALIZE I ALREADY SAID THAT

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2016 11:12 AM (XkVXQ)

307 300
You guys are going to scare the newbies back into lurking.

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:08 AM (a0IVu

IC back in the day (eons ago) when I met ace I told him the room was a really rough experience.



proven!

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:11 AM (R7cwD)
I lurked for years before I mustered up the courage to post. I think it was one night after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:12 AM (a0IVu)

308 Nice. So much better than stupid Picasso. Caravaggio is one of my favorites.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloaty McGloatface at December 22, 2016 11:13 AM (RwwCT)

309 Rule #7 - if you make a haiku, say 'gesundheit' and wipe up any splatter.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:13 AM (wPiJc)

310 "189. The first rule of AOSHQ is you don't talk about AOSHQ. Everybody here is 29. All the 'rons are wealthy and swole. All the 'ettes are lovely and charming and make fine sammiches."

Trousers are optional.
The mandatory vendor is the Outrage Outlet.
Muldoon is limmericky.
Alex the Chick is short yet homicidal.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - #NeverTrump Tears in a Bottle! Get Your Trumpmas Gifts at the Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2016 11:13 AM (hLRSq)

311 The Horde knows its own. It's like the scouts or conservative Judaism, or the Masons - you get jumped in.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants


The general rule I see is that if you post like a Moron, think like a Moron, joke like a Moron, and act like a Moron, clearly you must be a Moron.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 11:13 AM (9krrF)

312 Watch out for FenelonSpoke. She'll cut a bitch.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 11:08 AM (p+Wdc)

---------------



Oooh, you're going to Hades for that one.





Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:10 AM


It's the codeine cough medicine talking. Can I just get darned to heck briefly?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 11:13 AM (p+Wdc)

313 And calling someone "perfesser" is right out.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2016 11:12 AM (TOk1P)

So is five. Five is RIGHT out.

~ M. Python.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 11:13 AM (8hICw)

314 However, this new rule requiring a Lena Dunham post a day is troubling.

Posted by: SH at December 22, 2016 11:13 AM (gmeXX)

315 "New here. Please explain rules."

Oh. You're gonna HATE Thursdays.

Posted by: Just the Punchline, Inc. at December 22, 2016 11:13 AM (97XyN)

316 At the Number Six dance!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:10 AM (FxM6p)



Is that were we all dress up like Patrick McGoohan?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (493sH)

317 I still don't know what a poofter is.
and i'm not googling.

because I learn.. even if on a curve.

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:12 AM (R7cwD)



Just say it out loud. Sound out the word. "poooooffffter."

It means gay. Obvious.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (TOk1P)

318 I lurked for years before I mustered up the courage to post. I think it
was one night after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.


So you're normal is what you're saying.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (4WhSY)

319 Mark Steyn got a lump of coal in his stocking for Christmas. Still, let the discovery begin.

http://tinyurl.com/zz5wexg

Posted by: Thrawn at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (0sc5d)

320 And it's always Moron™, not moron.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (sBOL1)

321 I lurked for years before I mustered up the courage to post. I think it was one night after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:12 AM (a0IVu)

lmao, same here.

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (R7cwD)

322 I'm mostly here because my prof assigned us to engage in comments with right-wingers. I've heard you all get all of your opinions from Fox News dude!

Posted by: Emma Tiller, PhD at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (xeeHA)

323 307. Good point, and an important reminder - noobs need a little dutch courage to get started.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (xaN7h)

324 rule # 4- Don't expect anyone to give a rat's ass what you have to say.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (wPiJc)

I gotta admit, that one hurt a little bit. At first.
Then after a while I realized I'm the same way.
Now it's all better.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (kKHcp)

325 314 However, this new rule requiring a Lena Dunham post a day is troubling.
Posted by: SH at December 22, 2016 11:13 AM (gmeXX)

Blogger's oath.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (8hICw)

326 The uvula is against the wall.

The uvula is against the wall.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:06 AM (wPiJc)


Noob note: Don't worry if you don't understand this. This is a secret message sent out to Newsweek Senior Writer Kurt Eichenwald. Only he will be able to decode it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (gPmb/)

327 242
196 Headed up to Madison today for an interview. Wish me luck, please!



Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2016 10:52 AM (kTF2Z)


Always remember this when you're job hunting: They are not just interviewing you, YOU are also interviewing THEM. Keep that mindset through the process. It really does work.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (1zARK)

328 There once was a doc named Muldoon
who wrote of a guy and lagoon
While his patients sat humming
In gowns unbecoming
Muldoon cried, "This blog's fulla loons!"

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (s7vJs)

329 Just jump right in wannabe. Most of us don't bite...

...and most of the ones who do bite don't have rabies...


But occasionally....



You'll find yourself in the final fight scene from the Revenant.






Or River Tam's Reaver fight scene in Serenity.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:15 AM (FxM6p)

330 318, So you're normal is what you're saying.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (4WhSY)
Most days.

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:15 AM (a0IVu)

331 Hmm, I shouldn't really drink alcohol, IC. Maybe that's my problem.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 22, 2016 11:15 AM (FQKBL)

332 Burt, whew !thanks you saved me from google hell and the urban dictionary.

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:15 AM (R7cwD)

333 rule # 5 - Be nice to Jasper. He lurks.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (wPiJc)

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Who the fuck is Jasper??

Posted by: Lenas Little Sister at December 22, 2016 11:16 AM (8XRCm)

334 Ivanka verbally accosted on Jet Blue flight, flying coach. Gay passenger kicked off flight.

I hope she's quickly realizing there is no pleasing liberals. She'll get no credit for her positions on climate change, childcare, or any other cause celeb.

Posted by: WisRich at December 22, 2016 11:16 AM (hdpay)

335
uggggg socks

Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2016 11:16 AM (8XRCm)

336 It's the codeine cough medicine talking. Can I just get darned to heck briefly?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 11:13 AM (p+Wdc)
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In that case, I think we can put in an appeal for clemency. Fenelon is a sweet, forgiving soul. Usually.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:16 AM (sBOL1)

337 Don't tug on Superman's cape. Don't spit into the wind. Don't pull the mask of the ol' Lone Ranger and don't mess around with Ace.

Bee dee dee dop de whatever

Posted by: Jim Croce at December 22, 2016 11:16 AM (u0s1P)

338 Always remember this when you're job hunting: They are not just interviewing you, YOU are also interviewing THEM.

It's like dating ... can't act desperate.

Posted by: SD at December 22, 2016 11:16 AM (So0JQ)

339 There are also some things relating to corgis and n**ds. Don't be alarmed.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:16 AM (xeeHA)

340 Rule 18: Where the main post has a female subject, blog protocol requires that at least one Moron comment "I'd hit it" within the first 50 comments. If the female subject is especially odious, then it is acceptable to add "with a tire iron" or to use "Ike Turner" as a sock.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2016 11:16 AM (ZLQuU)

341 >>189
New here. Please explain rules. Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (nQ10o)

"The guys get shirts." Them's your safe words, ese.

Posted by: General Zod at December 22, 2016 11:17 AM (Bdeb0)

342 Noob note: Don't worry if you don't understand this. This is a secret message sent out to Newsweek Senior Writer Kurt Eichenwald. Only he will be able to decode it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (gPmb/)

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Dont coddle the lad.

If he's been properly lurking.... he knows this.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2016 11:17 AM (8XRCm)

343 I'm mostly here because my prof assigned us to engage in comments with right-wingers. I've heard you all get all of your opinions from InfoWars dude!
Posted by: Emma Tiller, PhD at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (xeeHA)


fify

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2016 11:17 AM (kKHcp)

344 The barrel:

Pixie runs the interweb here and she's lazy when she's not actually drunk. Accordingly, anything any more complex than the web equivalent of block printing capital letters in a Big Chief tablet with a pencil the size of a carrot causes Pixie to punish us by posting reams of gibberish. Causing that to happen results in a sentence to the barrel. As for what happens in the barrel, see

http://tinyurl.com/hysh63v

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 22, 2016 11:17 AM (Nwg0u)

345 It is critical to judge a woman's appearance by her elbows.

The scale is binary. 0 or 1.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (xeeHA)

346 or any other cause celeb.


It's "cause celebre".

Just pointing out the other rule that if you get something wrong, even if it's inconsequential, somebody will dickpunch you for it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (mgbwf)

347 What is Ace of Spades? Imagine a turn-of-the-last century British Club, with oak paneling, overstuffed leather chairs, generous bar, and erudite conversation... And, on the third floor, there is an opium den. This is the third floor.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (Qvgg/)

348 Man, we need a wiki for all the in-jokes...
Posted by: Brother Cavil





Who has the time to read them all?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (FxM6p)

349
A bigly rule is to taunt the guys with the ban hammer. Don't let them intimidate you. In fact, them to sod off right now. Go on

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (493sH)

350 There are also some things relating to corgis and n**ds. Don't be alarmed.

You don't have to blank it out, we can say "nyads" here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (4WhSY)

351
The uvula is against the wall.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:06 AM (wPiJc)

Always sounds better in the original Navajo.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (7N6ox)

352 I lurked for years before I mustered up the courage to post. I think it
was one night after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

So you're normal is what you're saying.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (4WhSY)


Huh. I started making a complete idiot of myself on here the very first day I discovered this place. Fools rush in, I suppose.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (gPmb/)

353 Posted by: Donna sans &&&


*****


Nice!


Just for the record, I don't comment on company time and I don't speak on behalf of or in any way officially related to my employer. I engage in political satire as an adult hobby, much like butterfly collecting or woodcarving.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (wPiJc)

354 Newbies, you need to understand the ritual.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2608iYI5pgE

Butter up, buttercups.

Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (TppKb)

355 lmao, same here.
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:14 AM (R7cwD)
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Same here, minus the alcohol though. But it was years.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (sBOL1)

356 Just pointing out the other rule that if you get something wrong, even if it's inconsequential, somebody will dickpunch you for it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (mgbwf)

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WORD

Posted by: John Paul Ringo & George at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (8XRCm)

357 Well that's good news. The UN is cancelling the vote on Israel settlements because of Trump. Outstanding.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (icl5y)

358 It's the codeine cough medicine talking. Can I just get darned to heck briefly?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

In that case, I think we can put in an appeal for clemency. Fenelon is a sweet, forgiving soul. Usually.

Posted by: bluebell


Trifle at your own risk with the Mistress of the One Finger Death Strike.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (9krrF)

359 >189

New here. Please explain rules. Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 10:50 AM (nQ10o)

The first rule is you don't talk about Fight Club...

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (1zARK)

360 uggggg boots.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2016 11:16 AM (8XRCm)

Posted by: The fix-it-up Chappie at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (kKHcp)

361 Don't forget the rule "Don't make certain OG's cry, cause they will get your comments purged".

But God Bless him anyway, even though he truly sucks razzleberries.

Posted by: Microscopic Tim, on his microscopic crutch at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (RsE6n)

362 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AMY SCHUMER STEALS JOKES AND I ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2016 11:12 AM (XkVXQ)


OK, I just laughed out loud. Bigly.

Thanks, Ben.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (X6fMO)

363 "New here. Please explain rules."

We don't call anybody a cunt. Unless we don't like them.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (97XyN)

364 Horde etiquette requires religious opinions to be expressed politely, but differences and disagreements on such topics are best left alone.

Crom and Tengri despise fanatics.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:20 AM (xaN7h)

365 What is Ace of Spades? Imagine a turn-of-the-last century British Club, with oak paneling, overstuffed leather chairs, generous bar, and erudite conversation... And, on the third floor, there is an opium den. This is the third floor.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (Qvgg/)
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I kind of think of it as the Drones Club, minus the nice clothes and good manners.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:20 AM (sBOL1)

366 We don't call anybody a cunt. Unless we don't like them.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (97XyN)
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We also try not to curse except when we want to.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:21 AM (xeeHA)

367 rule # 5 - Be nice to Jasper. He lurks.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (wPiJc)

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Who the fuck is Jasper??
Posted by: Lenas Little Sister




Some female newsreader's dog who likes peanut butter.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:21 AM (FxM6p)

368 >>> New here. Please explain rules.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE ARE NO RULES.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2016 11:21 AM (iynDC)

369 Tips for newbies:
John Browning is one of our patron saints
Do not click on the link in Zombies nic.

Posted by: GT 5.0 at December 22, 2016 11:21 AM (hgUuR)

370 Some female newsreader's dog who likes peanut butter.

I thought that was Toby the Beagle?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 11:21 AM (4WhSY)

371 New here. Please explain rules.

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Never heard of them.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 22, 2016 11:22 AM (8XRCm)

372 BEN ROETHLISBERGER ,, another comment deal i'm not getting.
and this is after years on aces.

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:22 AM (R7cwD)

373 An absolute rule is not to make jokes about Her Imperial Malevolence's height.

She has a short temper.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 11:22 AM (X6fMO)

374 Do not click on the link in Zombies nic.
Posted by: GT 5.0 at December 22, 2016 11:21 AM (hgUuR)
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I recommend not eating for at least three hours before going to zombietime.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:22 AM (xeeHA)

375 Huh. I started making a complete idiot of myself on here the very first day I discovered this place. Fools rush in, I suppose.


Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (gPmb/)

So did I. I think I qualified for the barrel the second day I was here because I inadvertently copied and pasted every single post ahead of mine. But the barrel was fairly new then. The slime only came up to your knees in those days.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:22 AM (s7vJs)

376 372 BEN ROETHLISBERGER ,, another comment deal i'm not getting.
and this is after years on aces.
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:22 AM (R7cwD)

Don't try to understand. Just laugh.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (8hICw)

377 there are Rules, we just ignore them until we feel the blow of the ban on our we heads.

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (R7cwD)

378 Is that a flashing tweet? Oh. no. it's. . .

. . . snort. . argle. . . bargle. . . argle . . . bargle. . .

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (4AVeu)

379 357 Well that's good news. The UN is cancelling the vote on Israel settlements because of Trump. Outstanding.




Trump! You magnificent bastard!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (FxM6p)

380 ule # 4- Don't expect anyone to give a rat's ass what you have to say.



Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:01 AM (wPiJc)


You make think your making the greatest statement about something, and its ignored by everyone....This happens to everyone. Don't think some didn't read what you wrote, just things move on pretty fast here! (sometimes)

Posted by: Colin at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (ogUTd)

381 Rule # 15 - If you can't locate Peruvia on a map, don't even bother commenting here.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (wPiJc)

382 Well that's good news. The UN is cancelling the vote on Israel settlements because of Trump. Outstanding.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (icl5y)
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What was the vote about, and is cancelling it good for Israel? I've been doing Christmas stuff and I'm out of the loop.

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (dFi94)

383 hahahhahah

see that'
s how we roll. just snort and laugh

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (R7cwD)

384 O/T, I'm trying black coffee with cinnamon as part of my IF - it takes some getting used to but it ain't too bad.

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (a0IVu)

385 Huh. I started making a complete idiot of myself on here the very first day I discovered this place. Fools rush in, I suppose.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004


What!?! WHAT???

OregonMuse is a Russian !!!!!!!

Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at December 22, 2016 11:24 AM (AoK0a)

386 BEN ROETHLISBERGER ,, another comment deal i'm not getting.
and this is after years on aces.
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:22 AM (R7cwD)

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It's from the NFL QB's on Facebook line of humor pieces.

http://profootballmock.com/category/nfl-qbs-on-facebook/

The joke with him was that he explained obvious things and talked in all caps. So, like, the same joke here.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:24 AM (xeeHA)

387 Love the artwork selection this morning CBD. Thanks!

Posted by: Library Pepe, on the phone at December 22, 2016 11:24 AM (jLChk)

388
I kind of think of it as the Drones Club, minus the nice clothes and good manners.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:20 AM (sBOL1)



What ho!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 11:24 AM (493sH)

389 >>We don't call anybody a cunt. Unless we
>> don't like them.

My recollection was that we call everyone cunts until they can prove they don't smell like fish.

Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 11:24 AM (TppKb)

390 We're disclosing the rules of the HQ? Why would we do that? Did someone rat us out? Do I have to sit next to J.J. at the camps?

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (dFi94)

391 "Fox Business is showing these loons in England celebrating the Winter

Solstice. Odd there's no blood sacrifices going on. I mean if they

really want to be good pagans/druids they all did ton of blood

sacrifices not sitting around getting stoned and hugging trees.



They wanted to sacrifice a virgin, but that was too male dominant and sexist



Posted by: Our Country is Screwed"



They should have used a pajama boy.

Posted by: Ripley at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (1BQGO)

392 So did I. I think I qualified for the barrel the second day I was here because I inadvertently copied and pasted every single post ahead of mine.



So easy to do. Especially on a phone. BTDT.



Once.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (FxM6p)

393 382 Well that's good news. The UN is cancelling the vote on Israel settlements because of Trump. Outstanding.
_________________

Dude is already president.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (4AVeu)

394 Rule 44: Keep it clean. We're still trying to attract the classy advertisers like Kellogg.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (ZLQuU)

395 My recollection was that we call everyone cunts until they can prove they don't smell like fish.
Posted by: JEM at December 22, 2016 11:24 AM (TppKb)

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I thought we were calling them Cnuts. You know, like the Scandi king.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (xeeHA)

396 382
Well that's good news. The UN is cancelling the vote on Israel settlements because of Trump. Outstanding.




Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (icl5y)
=========================

What was the vote about, and is cancelling it good for Israel? I've been doing Christmas stuff and I'm out of the loop.


Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (dFi94)

I know Trump tweeted out against it..did he tell UN their NYC lease might be up if go through with it?

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (a0IVu)

397 grammie, someone made the mistake of asking, so . . . .

yeah.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (sBOL1)

398 Most important! If someone refers to a slang term possibly referring to a perversion of some sort, DON'T GOOGLE IT!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (Nwg0u)

399 BEN ROETHLISBERGER ,, another comment deal i'm not getting.
and this is after years on aces.
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:22 AM (R7cwD)


For you willow, a real explanation.
NFL Quarterbacks on Facebook was a satire site made to look like facebook. All the NFL quarterbacks would say shit about the game they just had, and they all had their own personalities.
Ben was the not so bright explainer. It was funny.

Posted by: The fix-it-up Chappie at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (kKHcp)

400 or any other cause celeb.


It's "cause celebre".


Actually, unless the original posting was a typo, "cause celeb" is a perfect appellation for the silly things celebrities hector us about.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (X6fMO)

401 moron pundit, so it's like yogi berra ..BUT BEN!

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (R7cwD)

402 Love the artwork selection this morning CBD. Thanks!

Posted by: Library Pepe, on the phone at December 22, 2016 11:24 AM (jLChk)
=======================

You're still at the library? Did you stay overnight?

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:26 AM (dFi94)

403 What was the vote about, and is cancelling it good for Israel?

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (dFi94)


Since the UN is the bastard child of pure evil and sheer stupidity anything that is canceled there is good.

The US really needs to just pull out of that despicable org. I hope Trump has the balls to put the UN to sleep. It never should have existed and every day that it is above ground is bad.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 22, 2016 11:26 AM (zc3Db)

404 BEN ROETHLISBERGER ,, another comment deal i'm not getting.
and this is after years on aces.
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:22 AM (R7cwD)

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WHICH IS FUNNY CUZ SHE'S ALWAYS THE LAST ONE ON THE THREAD SO SHE DOESNT SEE ANYTHING!!!


Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2016 11:26 AM (8XRCm)

405 sunny Beach! gotta learn to take socks off.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2016 11:26 AM (kKHcp)

406 Rules: Socks when worn, must be changed frequently and aired out to prevent damage to olfactory senses. Pants required, during Sunday Book Thread, shirts may or may not be tucked in, depends if you are wandering through the classic hoity toity section or just seeking some pulp fiction to pass flight time. Feeding trolls is discouraged, but if it is done correctly, but many morons and ettes can smell blood from two or three different web pages away, expect a feeding frenzy.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 22, 2016 11:26 AM (7N6ox)

407 Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:18 AM (wPiJc)

I didn't think you were amusing us on company time or speaking for anybody but your own witty self.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:26 AM (s7vJs)

408 moron pundit, so it's like yogi berra ..BUT BEN!
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (R7cwD)
----------------

Well, it's true he didn't say half of the things he said.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:26 AM (xeeHA)

409 For newbies:

The Barrel: The punishment for those who mess up the blog by trying to post a quote from elsewhere into a comment here while using Microsoft Word - don't do that, or those who open a tag (italics, underline, strike through or Bold) without properly closing it.

Willowed: Named in honor of Willow, a well thought of poster here who noted that when ever she posted in a thread it was inevitably just as a new thread started. To be Willowed is to have a comment in a thread appear after the announcement of a new thread - where it is unlikely to be seen.

Posted by: An Observation at December 22, 2016 11:27 AM (wfCJW)

410 The UN is cancelling the vote on Israel settlements because of Trump. Outstanding.


-
The PE is grabbing pussies right and left.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 22, 2016 11:27 AM (Nwg0u)

411 382 Well that's good news. The UN is cancelling the vote on Israel settlements because of Trump. Outstanding.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (icl5y)
=========================

What was the vote about, and is cancelling it good for Israel? I've been doing Christmas stuff and I'm out of the loop.


Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (dFi94



Well if its typical for the UN when mentioning Israel, it was going to be some condemnation of them.

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 11:27 AM (cAnNx)

412 I've been out this morning - did I miss any witticisms?

Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2016 11:27 AM (Sfs6o)

413 I thought we were calling them Cnuts. You know, like the Scandi king.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:25 AM (xeeHA)
======================

I'm cooking Skandi things right now. Somebody take a picture.

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:27 AM (dFi94)

414 "Most important! If someone refers to a slang term possibly referring to a perversion of some sort, DON'T GOOGLE IT!"

Words to live by.

Posted by: Rusty Trombone at December 22, 2016 11:27 AM (97XyN)

415 Is that a flashing tweet? Oh. no. it's. . .

. . . snort. . argle. . . bargle. . . argle . . . bargle. . .
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald





I saw argle bargle open for ELO in '78 at the Cow Palace.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:27 AM (FxM6p)

416 New here. Please explain rules.

-------

Never heard of them.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 22, 2016 11:22 AM (8XRCm)



And you know who that benefits?

Posted by: Hugh Hewett at December 22, 2016 11:28 AM (X6fMO)

417
Crom and Tengri despise fanatics.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:20 AM

As a worshiper of Erythnul, I am offended. I despise....everything. I believe my name on your plane of existence is "Allah."

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 22, 2016 11:28 AM (1zARK)

418 Well that's good news. The UN is cancelling the vote on Israel settlements because of Trump. Outstanding

nice .

I used to think trump was so vulgar
now I think he might be anogre,
but I love him anyway.
because he's doing shit my way!
so keep trump in our..

er I need Mulddon's help .

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:28 AM (R7cwD)

419 Posted by: An Observation at December 22, 2016 11:27 AM (wfCJW)
---------------

Bzzzzzzzzt - foul! No real rules! That's cheating!

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:28 AM (sBOL1)

420 It's the codeine cough medicine talking. Can I just get darned to heck briefly?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState



In that case, I think we can put in an appeal for clemency. Fenelon is a sweet, forgiving soul. Usually.



Posted by: bluebell



Trifle at your own risk with the Mistress of the One Finger Death Strike.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM


See?! Brother Cavil knows of what I speak.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 11:28 AM (p+Wdc)

421 ogre even fcol.

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:28 AM (R7cwD)

422 Good morning all!!!

I see the world is still in its handbasket, careening to the nether regions, hoaxers gotta hoax, and someone is daring Fenelon to unleash her smite-typing.

Things are normal, thank the Lord!!!

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at December 22, 2016 11:28 AM (VnCI9)

423 Feeding trolls is discouraged, but if it is done correctly, but many
morons and ettes can smell blood from two or three different web pages
away, expect a feeding frenzy.


I always feed the trolls. Cyanide, arsenic, strychnine, etc.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 11:28 AM (4WhSY)

424 New here. Please explain rules.

----

Sure.

But first....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2016 11:29 AM (8XRCm)

425 Grammie's rule. Do not get on Fenelon's bad side.

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:29 AM (dFi94)

426 Rule #5198401: threads die after I comment.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 22, 2016 11:30 AM (J8/9G)

427 I've been out this morning - did I miss any witticisms?

Nope.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 11:30 AM (4WhSY)

428 What was the vote about, and is cancelling it good for Israel?

Posted by: grammie winger




Something about West Bank settlements and dinging Israel on it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:30 AM (FxM6p)

429 Some trolls, like the dearly missed Emma Tiller PhD should be force fed.

She was like a shooting star.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:30 AM (xeeHA)

430 Prime commenting grounds are to be found in the really old posts. A wise Moron always looks back a week or two and posts comments in an old thread because often it takes that much time for a really clever thought to percolate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2016 11:30 AM (ZLQuU)

431 Love the Horde, the Cobs, and Ace.

It's the endorphins talking from fasting 23hrs a day, eating only 8 ounzes of steak every night, the fact that Hillary will never be President, and for the first time in my life I have cautious optimistic hope in the direction this country is headed.

And the mood here is very festive, more so than I can remember. Probably becaue Hillary and the Clinton Crime Family will never be in the White House and we elected a POTUS that loves America and Americans. Fuck yeah! Aaaarrrgggghhh!

Posted by: Library Pepe, on the phone at December 22, 2016 11:30 AM (jLChk)

432 "rule # 4- Don't expect anyone to give a rat's ass what you have to say."

So, like real life then? Not that anyone gives a rat's ass.

Posted by: all doubt removed at December 22, 2016 11:30 AM (Z+wR7)

433 Oh you guys. You are killing me. I'm supposed to be baking Christmas cookies and wrapping presents. But I'm not.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:30 AM (sBOL1)

434
You make think your making the greatest statement about something, and its ignored by everyone....This happens to everyone. Don't think some didn't read what you wrote, just things move on pretty fast here! (sometimes)


Posted by: Colin at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (ogUTd)

Yeah, it's odd sometimes. I'll put a ton of thought into one comment and there's no reaction and other times, multiple people will respond favorably to something I thought was not much of anything. Never can tell...

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:30 AM (s7vJs)

435 Saw over at the Daily Mail, some lawyer and his "husband" kicked off a Jet Blue plane for harassing Ivanka and one of her kids.

Because it takes a real "man" to bully a woman and her kid when she's trapped on a plane and can't get away.

How deplorable.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at December 22, 2016 11:31 AM (s/EUv)

436 >>>>>Well that's good news. The UN is cancelling the vote on Israel settlements because of Trump. Outstanding.




Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 22, 2016 11:19 AM (icl5y)
=========================

What was the vote about, and is cancelling it good for Israel? I've been doing Christmas stuff and I'm out of the loop.
.
.
.The UN pretty wanted to declare all Israel settlements illegal and wanted to make then abandon them. In return Palestine would have to pinky swear they would work towards peace and condemn violence.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 22, 2016 11:31 AM (icl5y)

437 "Most important! If someone refers to a slang term possibly referring to a perversion of some sort, DON'T GOOGLE IT!"

Oh, go on, google. What are you, chicken?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 22, 2016 11:31 AM (X6fMO)

438 I didn't think you were amusing us on company time or speaking for anybody but your own witty self

****


Didn't mean to imply you were. Sorry if that's how it came across. It was truly 'for the record'.

I have to explicitly point out that I am expressing personal opinion rather than official institutional opinion for my own protection. Either that or I am paranoid.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:31 AM (wPiJc)

439

Another rule is to always quote poll numbers to us. Usually from reliable sources like The Daily Worker or NBC. It's going to be an early night for Trump

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 11:31 AM (493sH)

440 Also, the particular coblogger who wrote this post absolutely hates the New York Yankees, so all criticism of that team of reprobates is welcomed, encouraged, and rewarded.
Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 10:56 AM


Bostonians can be polysyllabic? Who knew?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2016 11:31 AM (DMUuz)

441 Speaking of trolls, we had some good ones leading up to the election didn't we? Poll Man, Petunia, Begonia...

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:32 AM (a0IVu)

442 BEN ROETHLISBERGER ,, another comment deal i'm not getting.
and this is after years on aces.
Posted by: willow at December 22,


The Morons stole me lucky charms.

Posted by: Pro Football Mock at December 22, 2016 11:32 AM (XkVXQ)

443 Clueless Angela Merkel tried to TRAIN migrants as LORRY DRIVERS ahead of Berlin attack

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zm39gle

(Express UK)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 22, 2016 11:32 AM (OkKDg)

444 Yeah, it's odd sometimes. I'll put a ton of thought into one comment and there's no reaction and other times, multiple people will respond favorably to something I thought was not much of anything. Never can tell...
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:30 AM (s7vJs)
---------

I think the reaction is more based on how much MORE there is to say about what you said.

Sometimes a comment stands on its own and needs no reaction. Sometimes a comment is perfect to riff on. Sometimes a comment needs a correction.

Maybe your best ones are the first kind.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:32 AM (xeeHA)

445 Rule: if you can cut your teeth here with this crowd then you can handle any social situation in life. And really any situation in life in general.

That's a compliment to everybody by the way.

Posted by: Library Pepe, on the phone at December 22, 2016 11:32 AM (jLChk)

446 The UN pretty wanted to declare all Israel
settlements illegal and wanted to make then abandon them. In return
Palestine would have to pinky swear they would work towards peace and
condemn violence.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 22, 2016 11:31 AM (icl5y)
====================

Trump must've skeered them away from that. Good on ya, Donald.

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:32 AM (dFi94)

447 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2016 11:30 AM (ZLQuU)


*****


Heh.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:33 AM (wPiJc)

448 Rules? We don't need no stinking rules!

Posted by: Gerg at December 22, 2016 11:33 AM (+kwUl)

449 redbanzai also, IC

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:33 AM (R7cwD)

450 Oh, go on, google. What are you, chicken?


Can I be left out of this for just one thread, please?

Posted by: The Chicken at December 22, 2016 11:33 AM (mgbwf)

451 Test.

Posted by: tubal at December 22, 2016 11:33 AM (BQ5O8)

452 You make think your making the greatest statement about something, and
its ignored by everyone....This happens to everyone. Don't think some
didn't read what you wrote, just things move on pretty fast here!
(sometimes)



Nobody is going to comment on something that you nailed - you'll get lots of incoming fire if you're wrong.

Posted by: An Observation at December 22, 2016 11:33 AM (wfCJW)

453 Most important rule of all, stand face towards Washington D.C., hold your hand over your heart, and with great reverence, repeat the most holy of all affirmations...Hillary Clinton will never be President.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 22, 2016 11:34 AM (7N6ox)

454 445
Rule: if you can cut your teeth here with this crowd then you can handle
any social situation in life. And really any situation in life in
general.



That's a compliment to everybody by the way.

Posted by: Library Pepe, on the phone at December 22, 2016 11:32 AM (jLChk)
And you will be more educated on politics and just about everything else. Even things you never knew you never wanted to know about.

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:34 AM (a0IVu)

455 Another rule: Don't be alarmed if you see a poster named Masturbatin' Pete. Related: Always make sure you have a hole in your pocket.

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:34 AM (dFi94)

456 Test.

I didn't study, I'm screwed!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 11:34 AM (4WhSY)

457 Hmm. I must have missed the 'ette's "Flashing of the boobeh's" welcoming ceremony when I first posted.

It's ok, I don't mind if it got overlooked at the time, as long as it happens now!

Posted by: Vanceone at December 22, 2016 11:35 AM (KbgjX)

458 I bite, nibble, lick, and suck, but only for a select few.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at December 22, 2016 11:35 AM (m3iiU)

459 I'm cooking Skandi things right now. Somebody take a picture.

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:27 AM (dFi94)

My DNA sez I'm 31% Scandi....is shrimp Scandi?

Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2016 11:35 AM (x9c8r)

460 416 New here. Please explain rules.

---

keep reading, things get even funnier when you recognize the back references and local memes.

And newbies must show us their tits. But first...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 22, 2016 11:35 AM (EZDs2)

461 449
redbanzai also, IC

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:33 AM (R7cwD)
I was just thinking about her yesterday. She was all in for Cruz and was so dogmatic about it.

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:35 AM (a0IVu)

462 Petunia, Begonia...

Those two were refugees from Tepid Air after they changed their commenting system. They were just as annoying over there too.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at December 22, 2016 11:35 AM (s/EUv)

463 All right, noobs and lurkers - talk.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:35 AM (xaN7h)

464 Even things you never knew you never wanted to know about.
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:34 AM (a0IVu)
--------------

Boy howdy, do I ever relate to that. I've learned a lot here.

*shudder*

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:35 AM (sBOL1)

465 ITS FUNNY CUZ AMY SCHUMER STEALS JOKES!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBURGER at December 22, 2016 11:36 AM (kTF2Z)

466 Rule #5198401: threads die after I comment.

Posted by: Kodos


*****


Keep it up. You'll eventually get verbed, like willow.


"Yeah man, you really Kodosed that thread."

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:36 AM (wPiJc)

467 My DNA sez I'm 31% Scandi....is shrimp Scandi?

Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2016 11:35 AM (x9c8r)
=========================

No. Normal people eat shrimp. Skandi people eat lutefisk.

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:36 AM (dFi94)

468 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I AM ACTUALLY A SOPHISTICATED, SUBTLE THINKER, AND NONE OF YOU APPRECIATE MY POSTMODERN, WITTGENSTEINIAN APPROACH TO PHILOSOPHICAL MATTERS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2016 11:36 AM (iynDC)

469 Rule# 65373 Kaboom is the breakfast of champions and morons

Posted by: E.T. at December 22, 2016 11:36 AM (9n0dl)

470 "And you will be more educated on politics and just about everything else. "

Elbows, boobs, mayonnaise, burgers, cilantro butt plugs....

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:36 AM (s7vJs)

471 RULE: There is nothing that is too low, too hurtful or too crude to say if it's funny.

It's like living in Trump's brain

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (EZDs2)

472 Ampersand privilege is reserved for Platinum members only. Otherwise attempting such privilege will result in an embarrelling.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (AJeMv)

473 Hi bluebell! What kind of cookies?

Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (Sfs6o)

474 459. Skandi?

**backs away, slowly**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (xaN7h)

475 This thread is like an Ace Memes Greatest Hits.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (X6fMO)

476 433 Oh you guys. You are killing me. I'm supposed to be baking Christmas cookies and wrapping presents. But I'm not.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:30 AM (sBOL1)

Heh. I have the presents wrapped, but I cannot get motivated to make cookies. Which is unlike me, because I normally bake twenty or so dozen each year. One year I made a thousand cookies (for troops and an orphanage overseas, so that was good motivation.)

Besides, the Morons are much more entertaining than waiting for the oven to beep. How are you, sweet bluebell?!

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (VnCI9)

477 Elbows, boobs, mayonnaise, burgers, cilantro butt plugs....

Don't forget lace wigs.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (4WhSY)

478 >>>>>Rule# 65373 Kaboom is the breakfast of champions and morons
.
.
.Damn! I just bought a box of Frosted Flakes.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (icl5y)

479 Didn't Trump used to say that he wanted to kick the UN out of their building and develop the prime real estate there?

I wonder A) how serious he was and B) if that's on the table. (I bet the UN is a net drain on New York, separate from the politics.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (u0s1P)

480 Heh.

http://thehardtimes.net/2016/12/20/
massive-recall-issued-ineffective-coexist-bumper-sticker/

/hat tip Instapundit

Posted by: rickl at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (zoehZ)

481 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MULTIPLE MORONS HAVE ACTUALLY EXPLAINED THE MEME WHEN USUALLY THEY RESPOND SARCASTICALLY OR WITH BAD ADVICE

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2016 11:38 AM (XkVXQ)

482 462 Petunia, Begonia...

Those two were refugees from Tepid Air after they changed their commenting system. They were just as annoying over there too.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at December 22, 2016 11:35 AM (s/EUv)



They were here before that. Petunia was sucking Romney's dick over here back in 2012.

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 11:39 AM (cAnNx)

483 474. Oh, yeah.... we hate Skandis, Finns, Letts, and that whole mixed multitude of ice-backs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:39 AM (xaN7h)

484 Nobody is going to comment on something that you nailed - you'll get lots of incoming fire if you're wrong.

Posted by: An Observation





Word.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:39 AM (FxM6p)

485 I'm cooking Skandi things right now. Somebody take a picture.

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:27 AM (dFi94)


You're actually cooking!!? Should the Rev run for his life?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 11:39 AM (gPmb/)

486 Damn! I just bought a box of Frosted Flakes.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (icl5y)

----

Get Grape Nuts.

Youll thank me.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2016 11:39 AM (8XRCm)

487 Lots of new posters; probably all Hillary voters in Florida.. Gonna be a short night for Trump.

Posted by: Wynn-a-Bill at December 22, 2016 11:39 AM (KbgjX)

488 This thread is too much fun to leave, but I need some tea.

Thanks so much for the laughs, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 11:39 AM (X6fMO)

489 >>461
449
redbanzai...I was just thinking about her yesterday. She was all in for Cruz and was so dogmatic about it. Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:35 AM (a0IVu)

Left too soon. Beautifully mutated, like a coprolite under glass.

Posted by: General Zod at December 22, 2016 11:39 AM (Bdeb0)

490 I could make cookies but no one would eat them. Being a horrible cook has its advantages. You can fit a lot of laziness into the spaces where cooking might be happening.

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:39 AM (dFi94)

491 Hi Weasel and Moki! All kinds of cookies, to be honest. I usually do about 12 different kinds, and mostly double batches of those. I've got a lot of dough made already, just have to get away from the computer and start baking.

My husband has to get the tacky wrapping paper down from the attic so I can wrap my family's gifts, so that's my excuse for that. I'm not going to use the good stuff on them.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:40 AM (sBOL1)

492
flapjackamakea


Or whatever that douchebags nic was.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2016 11:40 AM (8XRCm)

493 Huh. I never knew this. After profootballmock folded up, he did one last NFL QB on Facebook that I never saw until now:

http://profootballmock.com/facebookchat/nfl-qbs-on-facebook-for-old-times-sake/

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 11:40 AM (gPmb/)

494 189 Libertarianwannabe

Rule 1: Write comment.
Rule 2: Click on Post.
Rule 3: Pay the consequences.

Posted by: French Jeton at December 22, 2016 11:40 AM (WMvHw)

495 Here is the origin of the Scandi thing.

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/213200.php

As a Scandi, I was just glad to finally get some racial slurs directed at me.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:40 AM (xeeHA)

496 Nobody has shared hobo hunting tips with the newbies, I see.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM (s7vJs)

497 Ampersand privilege is reserved for Platinum members only. Otherwise attempting such privilege will result in an embarrelling.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society



Or grandfathered cardboard members.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM (FxM6p)

498 My husband has to get the tacky wrapping paper down from the attic so I can wrap my family's gifts, so that's my excuse for that. I'm not going to use the good stuff on them.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:40 AM (sBOL1)

I think I will treasure that line. That is beautiful.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM (VnCI9)

499 "Most important! If someone refers to a slang term possibly referring to a perversion of some sort, DON'T GOOGLE IT!"

Serious Morons bypass Google and just go straight to Urban Dictionary for that.

Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM (lO+tS)

500 You're actually cooking!!? Should the Rev run for his life?


Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 22, 2016 11:39 AM (gPmb/)
===============================

We'll see if he's still alive after Christmas Eve. Hope so. Nobody else to preach the Christmas sermon. He'll have to chance it.

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM (dFi94)

501 The Morons stole me lucky charms.

Posted by: Pro Football Mock


You'll have Kaboom and you'll like...well, tolerate...OK, you won't immediately commit suicide over it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM (9krrF)

502 Oh, and if you need a dentist, try Nevergiveup. He looks like Paul Newman.

Or so he says.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM (sBOL1)

503
Gingers are soul stealers.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM (493sH)

504 >>490
I could make cookies but no one would eat them. Being a horrible cook
has its advantages. You can fit a lot of laziness into the spaces where
cooking might be happening. Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:39 AM (dFi94)

I feel ya. Every year I make Christian cookies and end up having to feed them to the dog or put them on the porch for the finches. They're pretty, though, and festive.

Posted by: General Zod at December 22, 2016 11:42 AM (Bdeb0)

505 grammie, you may want to wait and give him the cookies after he preaches the Christmas sermon. Just to be safe.

No insult intended, you understand.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:42 AM (sBOL1)

506 New here. Please explain rules.

-------

Pudding is extremely popular here, but only for dipping.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 22, 2016 11:42 AM (BXC+l)

507 Wasn't Narcissus actually supposed to be pretty good looking?

The pencil-necked, jug-eared, mole-faced Obama doesn't measure up.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 22, 2016 11:42 AM (riF5p)

508 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I AM ACTUALLY A SOPHISTICATED, SUBTLE THINKER, AND NONE OF YOU APPRECIATE MY POSTMODERN, WITTGENSTEINIAN APPROACH TO PHILOSOPHICAL MATTERS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2016 11:36 AM (iynDC)


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S A RETARD!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2016 11:42 AM (OkKDg)

509 The troll of trolls was MUMR. There will never be another troll like that.

Thank God.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:42 AM (s7vJs)

510 502
Oh, and if you need a dentist, try Nevergiveup. He looks like Paul Newman.



Or so he says.





Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM (sBOL1)
If that's true, it might be worth the trip to NJ just to get mt teeth looked at.

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:42 AM (a0IVu)

511 Petty motherfuckers.


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/252546/

Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2016 11:43 AM (r/0kC)

512 490 I could make cookies but no one would eat them. Being a horrible cook has its advantages. You can fit a lot of laziness into the spaces where cooking might be happening.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:39 AM (dFi94)

My food conscience, AKA my wife, is a great baker but she doesn't make cookies for us, which is honestly more than fine because I really don't have much of a sweet tooth. Even though I might eat cookies when they're around.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 22, 2016 11:43 AM (hJrjt)

513 As a Scandi, I was just glad to finally get some racial slurs directed at me.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:40 AM (xeeHA)

Are you photo-sensitive, too?

Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2016 11:43 AM (x9c8r)

514 One weird thing I've noticed: our host and all the 'ettes are all under 29, whereas I think I only know of one Moron (besides Ace, of course) under 29.

Which raises the question: if we are all old men hanging out with all these young chicks... are we dirty old men?

I mean, obviously yes, but still.

Posted by: Wynn-a-Bill at December 22, 2016 11:43 AM (KbgjX)

515 Damn! I just bought a box of Frosted Flakes.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (icl5y)

----

Get Grape Nuts.

Youll thank me.
Posted by: fixerupper



Eat Grape Nuts dry. Like Trail Mix.
When you run out, switch to gravel.
Your teeth will thank you.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:43 AM (FxM6p)

516 Little-known rule: the first person to comment on a new thread gets a puppy.

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 22, 2016 11:43 AM (Gv1ao)

517 Once you get your first "FIRST!", you'll want a cigarette.

Posted by: fly gal at December 22, 2016 11:43 AM (eNduo)

518
I wonder A) how serious he was and B) if that's on the table. (I bet the UN is a net drain on New York, separate from the politics.)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 22, 2016 11:37 AM (u0s1P)


I was going to argue the point about the U.N. being a net drain but then it dawned on me that hookers don't pay taxes

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (lKyWE)

519 Oh, and if you need a dentist, try Nevergiveup. He looks like Paul Randy Newman.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (OkKDg)

520 Gulp. This is going to be harder than I thought.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (nQ10o)

521 mm grapenuts.

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (R7cwD)

522 Nobody has shared hobo hunting tips with the newbies, I see.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM


You never give away the location of prime hobo hunting grounds.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (p+Wdc)

523
grammie, you may want to wait and give him the cookies after he preaches the Christmas sermon. Just to be safe.



No insult intended, you understand.





Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:42 AM (sBOL1)
============================

No can do. Most Swedes celebrate on Christmas Eve, with a smaller more relaxed version on the day itself. He'll just have to carry some Pepto into the lectern.

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (dFi94)

524 516 Little-known rule: the first person to comment on a new thread gets a puppy.

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 22, 2016 11:43 AM (Gv1ao)



I got mine on Friday

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (cAnNx)

525 Who the fuck is Jasper??

Are you fucking kidding me?!? He's the bestest, most loyalist friend EVER!!

Posted by: Dana Perino at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (ty7RM)

526 519 Oh, and if you need a dentist, try Nevergiveup. He looks like Paul Randy Newman.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (OkKDg)

I thought he looked like Newman from Seinfeld.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (s7vJs)

527 Those nasty Israelis must have said something really mean to the Egyptians to make them go and pull their resolution. Shame on them! It's likely that Bush's fingerprints could be found somewhere in that deal. War-mongering racists and Jews working together, how will we ever get justice for the crazies of the world?

Posted by: goon at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (EaQ6/)

528 Oh, yeah.... we hate Skandis, Finns, Letts, and that whole mixed multitude of ice-backs.

-
Also rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (Nwg0u)

529 grammie, you may want to wait and give him the cookies




Ooooooh! Code!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (FxM6p)

530 496. That's aftwr initiation. The noob goes into the den, breathes deeply from the Bag of Visions, and then his man-sheath is removed with a sardine tin lid. He receives the sacrament of valu-rite, heals for a week, and then goes hobo-hunting. He gets blooded on his first cull.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (xaN7h)

531 Gulp. This is going to be harder than I thought.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (nQ10o)
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Just wait until the airing of the grievances.

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (dFi94)

532
I thought he looked like Newman from Seinfeld.


I could have said Alfred E.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (OkKDg)

533 Oh, and if you need a dentist, try Nevergiveup. He looks like Paul Randy Newman.
__________________

I thought it was Alfred E. Neuman?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (riF5p)

534 Oh lordy, yes, I forgot about MUMR. That was a bad trip.

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:46 AM (a0IVu)

535 Another way to gain the Horde's favor is to pronounce your undying love for the band Genesis. Especially for their later Phil Collins work. They're practically the official band of AoSHQ.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at December 22, 2016 11:46 AM (AJeMv)

536 >>>>>Nobody has shared hobo hunting tips with the newbies, I see.



Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM

You never give away the location of prime hobo hunting grounds.
.
.
.Hobo teeth are made from cinnamon.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 22, 2016 11:46 AM (icl5y)

537 I was going to argue the point about the U.N. being a net drain but then it dawned on me that hookers don't pay taxes




UN doesn't pay parking tickets.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:46 AM (FxM6p)

538 463 All right, noobs and lurkers - talk.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:35 AM (xaN7h)

Crossbows.... nuf said...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 22, 2016 11:46 AM (qf6WZ)

539 and Methodists.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (Nwg0u)
and the jello.

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:46 AM (R7cwD)

540 520 Gulp. This is going to be harder than I thought.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (nQ10o)

don't worry. Remember we all live in your computer anyway, and we go to sleep when you shut it off.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:46 AM (s7vJs)

541 I got mine on Friday

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (cAnNx)
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You got a puppy?? What kind?

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:46 AM (dFi94)

542 Oh, yeah.... we hate Skandis, Finns, Letts, and that whole mixed multitude of ice-backs.

You forgot the dirty Welsh.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (ty7RM)

543 *waves to the newbies*


Rules For Morons Number One:

If you don't know what it means, don't ask.

If you don't know what it means, do not try to figure it out from context.

And, most importantly, if you don't know what it means, by the name of all that's unholy, do not go searching for what it means.

There lies madness.

Other than that, we're a harmless lot. I, for example, am a delicate flower of innocent virtue, the fluffiest of all fluffy bunnies, the most innocent of all lambs, gamboling and bounding about it all virtuous virtuousness.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (mf5HN)

544 I fed Christian cookies to my dogs too.

Posted by: zombie emperor nero at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (lJXY3)

545 You make think your making the greatest statement about something, and its ignored by everyone....This happens to everyone. Don't think some didn't read what you wrote, just things move on pretty fast here! (sometimes)

Posted by: Colin at December 22, 2016 11:23 AM (ogUTd)
===

Very true. Like yesterday it took a few threads for anyone to notice my video link of some sweet Lauren Southern cameltoe.

ICYMI: https://youtu.be/nFc2cmESpnw

Posted by: Independent George at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (BDZWU)

546 Nobody has shared hobo hunting tips with the newbies, I see.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time)


Hobo hunting can't be taught. You either learn by doing or become bum bait.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (9krrF)

547 one last word olf blog etiquette..
never admit to driving a Bl#zer.

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (R7cwD)

548 I was going to argue the point about the U.N. being a net drain but then it dawned on me that hookers don't pay taxes

There used to be an urban legend about UN ambassadors not paying parking tickets or something; that's part of what I was thinking of.

Anyway, the actual serious premise was that Trump, being Trump, envisioned businesses in the space and the structure. I mean, the real estate has to be worth a lot, right?

And really, shouldn't the UN be in Brussels or Geneva?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (u0s1P)

549 Randy Newman looks like me.

Posted by: Zombie Steve Landesberg at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (+kwUl)

550
I could have said Alfred E.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (OkKDg)


Who the hell would go to a dentist that was missing a front tooth?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (lKyWE)

551 Other than that, we're a harmless lot. I, for
example, am a delicate flower of innocent virtue, the fluffiest of all
fluffy bunnies, the most innocent of all lambs, gamboling and bounding
about it all virtuous virtuousness.



Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (mf5HN)
Hehe. But yes of course.

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:48 AM (a0IVu)

552 Also, everyone on this blog is a Cubs fan, as well as a Packers fan. Remember this and all will be well.

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:48 AM (dFi94)

553 Just wait until the airing of the grievances.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (dFi94)

----

Is there anything else?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 22, 2016 11:48 AM (EZDs2)

554 541 I got mine on Friday

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (cAnNx)
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You got a puppy?? What kind?


Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:46 AM (dFi94)



A mutt.

http://tinypic.com/r/wuqe7s/9

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 11:48 AM (cAnNx)

555 Ace is gonna tan our hides for scaring the noobies.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:48 AM (FxM6p)

556 Other than that, we're a harmless lot. I, for example, am a delicate flower of innocent virtue, the fluffiest of all fluffy bunnies, the most innocent of all lambs, gamboling and bounding about it all virtuous virtuousness.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (mf5HN)
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If you are wise, you'll just go with that.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 22, 2016 11:48 AM (xeeHA)

557 Gulp. This is going to be harder than I thought.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (nQ10o)



That's what she said

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 11:49 AM (493sH)

558 Other than that, we're a harmless lot. I, for
example, am a delicate flower of innocent virtue, the fluffiest of all
fluffy bunnies, the most innocent of all lambs, gamboling and bounding
about it all virtuous virtuousness.



Posted by: alexthechick




And the rackiest of all racks.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:49 AM (FxM6p)

559 oops one more!

never be a spider crawling up alexthechicks leg

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:49 AM (R7cwD)

560 No, seriously: The first rule I learned here was this: No one cares about your posts, for the most part. If they are any good, you'll get a few bites.

But heck, KDABear on the ONT posts scantily clad women and no one replies or mentions it. Even though I think the ONT would melt down if he didn't post any.

So don't have an ego, or you'll get it bruised. Just look at my witty posts in this thread that were treated as an Obama in a punchbowl. Sunk without a trace.

Posted by: Wynn-a-Bill at December 22, 2016 11:49 AM (KbgjX)

561 A mutt.



http://tinypic.com/r/wuqe7s/9





Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 11:48 AM (cAnNx)
So utterly adorable! Congratulations. hope you have lots of poop and pee cleanup material around.

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 11:49 AM (a0IVu)

562 Other than that, we're a harmless lot. I, for example, am a delicate flower of innocent virtue, the fluffiest of all fluffy bunnies, the most innocent of all lambs, gamboling and bounding about it all virtuous virtuousness.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (mf5HN)


---

you misspelled badass muthafuka

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 22, 2016 11:49 AM (EZDs2)

563 Here's a phopto of that painting hanging in the museum

http://tinyurl.com/zcbfqyk

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (UpGcq)

564 Just wait until the airing of the grievances.
I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it.

Posted by: frank costanza at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (lJXY3)

565 Serious Morons bypass Google and just go straight to Urban Dictionary for that.
Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM


cf "Dirty Sanchez" from earlier this week.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (DMUuz)

566 I lack the energy to wade through 500 posts, so this may be old news:

Caravaggio was a troubled yout' who liked drunken brawls & sword fights! He disappeared & was likely murdered. Painting was something he did when he needed beer money... OK, wine money.

A lot of what we know about him comes from the police blotter.

He almost certainly used that technique (charo oscura or something?) in which mirrors are used to project an image onto the canvass.

"Mathew Called" is my favorite Caravaggio.

Posted by: mnw at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (htrDF)

567 533 Oh, and if you need a dentist, try Nevergiveup. He looks like Paul Randy Newman.
__________________

I thought it was Alfred E. Neuman?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 22, 2016 11:45 AM (riF5p)

Really? and here I always pictured him as Steve Martin in 'Little Shop of Horrors'....

Posted by: Don Q. at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (qf6WZ)

568 Ace is gonna tan our hides for scaring the noobies.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 11:48 AM (FxM6p)

------


pfffffffft

As if he reads the comments.

Half the time he doesnt read the posts.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (8XRCm)

569 Gulp. This is going to be harder than I thought.
Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at December 22, 2016 11:44 AM (nQ10o)
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Wow, you're still here! Good for you. You've passed the first test.

Next up - you need to proclaim your disdain for the Yankees, or you'll get banned.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (sBOL1)

570 And really, shouldn't the UN be in Brussels or Geneva?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (u0s1P)
Allepo FTW

Posted by: MAC-SOG at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (QPdNE)

571 Mom has a tattoo on her inner thigh: Caution - Slippery when wet.

Posted by: Jasper at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (+kwUl)

572 542. They're not a people so much as they sre a pernicious social problem.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (xaN7h)

573 Allepo FTW

What?

Posted by: Gary Johnson at December 22, 2016 11:51 AM (u0s1P)

574 Off danged sock.

Posted by: Vanceone at December 22, 2016 11:51 AM (KbgjX)

575 Really? and here I always pictured him as Steve Martin in 'Little Shop of Horrors'....
Posted by: Don Q. at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (qf6WZ)

-----------------

I asked him about that once. He said it depends on the day.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:51 AM (sBOL1)

576 Gulp. This is going to be harder than I thought.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe


******


What do you mean? You have gotten more play and reaction from a single comment than most of us get in a year. Comment away. If you suck the folks will let you know.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2016 11:51 AM (wPiJc)

577 I'm sure someone has already mentioned it, but I'm too lazy to go up and look. If you don't care for a blog topic or find it boring, Ace prefers that you tell him that, loudly and repeatedly. He welcomes the feedback.

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:51 AM (dFi94)

578 "New here. Please explain rules."

Not really a rule but something that brings lots joy mirth:

Hillary Clinton will never be president of the United States

Posted by: Ripley at December 22, 2016 11:52 AM (1BQGO)

579 Other than that, we're a harmless lot. I, for
example, am a delicate flower of innocent virtue, the fluffiest of all
fluffy bunnies, the most innocent of all lambs, gamboling and bounding
about it all virtuous virtuousness.



Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM


Ah....the bounding and the gamboling....*sigh*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 11:52 AM (p+Wdc)

580 Heads up for the newbs.AtC and many of the other 'ettes really enjoy pictures of spiders.Surprise them often.

Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2016 11:52 AM (r/0kC)

581 Wow, you're still here! Good for you. You've passed the first test.

Next up - you need to proclaim your disdain for the Yankees, or you'll get banned.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (sBOL1)

final lesson

we love the browns. no MATTER WHAT!

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:52 AM (R7cwD)

582 I think I will treasure that line. That is beautiful.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at December 22, 2016 11:41 AM (VnCI9)
-----------
I try and alienate the few friends I have sometime around Thanksgiving as a way to manage gift exchange expectations.

Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2016 11:52 AM (Sfs6o)

583 Do not think you can outpun or out rhyme Muldoon.

You'll only die tired.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 11:52 AM (s7vJs)

584 Next up - you need to proclaim your disdain for the Yankees, or you'll get banned.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (sBOL1)

If only that were true.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 22, 2016 11:52 AM (HST3u)

585 charo oscura
chiaroscuro
chiaro = light [pron. kee-ar-o]
scuro = dark

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2016 11:52 AM (lJXY3)

586 oops one more!

never be a spider crawling up alexthechicks leg

Posted by: willow


But squirrels, they're totes fine...she loves squirrels...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 11:53 AM (9krrF)

587 My uncle died tired too. Run over by a Chevy Bl@zer.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2016 11:53 AM (lJXY3)

588 This place is the second-most wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Much more fun than that desert shithole, I gotta say.

Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobi at December 22, 2016 11:53 AM (u0s1P)

589 564 Just wait until the airing of the grievances.
I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it.
Posted by: frank costanza at December 22, 2016 11:50 AM (lJXY3)
===

Kruger! My son tells me your company stinks! You couldn't smooth a silk sheen if you had a hot date with a babe....I lost my train of thought.

Posted by: Independent George at December 22, 2016 11:53 AM (BDZWU)

590 I'm sure someone has already mentioned it, but I'm too lazy to go up and look. If you don't care for a blog topic or find it boring, Ace prefers that you tell him that, loudly and repeatedly. He welcomes the feedback.

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:51 AM (dFi94)

Really? Ima try that.....I'll bitch about the hours he keeps and his productivity, too.

Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2016 11:54 AM (x9c8r)

591 libertarian, so You are ready, suit up,wear yourt highest boots best Kevlar, and laugh at, if not with us.

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:54 AM (R7cwD)

592 579 Other than that, we're a harmless lot. I, for
example, am a delicate flower of innocent virtue, the fluffiest of all
fluffy bunnies, the most innocent of all lambs, gamboling and bounding
about it all virtuous virtuousness.



Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM

Ah....the bounding and the gamboling....*sigh*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 11:52 AM (p+Wdc)


With the Raptors?

Posted by: Don Q. at December 22, 2016 11:54 AM (qf6WZ)

593
I'm against internet gamboling

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 22, 2016 11:54 AM (lKyWE)

594 Heads up for the newbs.AtC and many of the other 'ettes really enjoy pictures of spiders.Surprise them often.

Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2016 11:52 AM

But squirrels, they're totes fine...she loves squirrels...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 11:53 AM


Have we explained about The Ravage yet? Or the emus?


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 11:54 AM (p+Wdc)

595 I think you can take him this year, Georgie!

Posted by: estelle costanza at December 22, 2016 11:54 AM (lJXY3)

596 Just remember one of my favorite Kipling quotes and you'll be fine:

Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 11:54 AM (9krrF)

597 shoves libertarian into the ice cold pool.

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:55 AM (R7cwD)

598 *shoves lemon bars through USB port for willow*


Also, everyone on this blog is a Cubs fan, as well as a Packers fan. Remember this and all will be well.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 11:48 AM (dFi94)



Newbies, avert your eyes.


*flamethrows grammie winger*

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 22, 2016 11:55 AM (mf5HN)

599 alex, tea, dear.

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:55 AM (R7cwD)

600 Have we explained about The Ravage yet? Or the emus?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Oh, they'll introduce themselves soon enough...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 11:55 AM (9krrF)

601 Mr. Orange makes one comment &... Egypt backs down.

Love it. We're gonna have to start doing Chuck Norris jokes about T-rump pretty soon.

Saw a cartoon w/ Trump sitting on Santa's lap, saying, "I got everything already. What do you want?"

Posted by: mnw at December 22, 2016 11:55 AM (htrDF)

602 See you later, gators.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2016 11:55 AM (lJXY3)

603
Ah....the bounding and the gamboling....*sigh*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2016 11:52 AM (p+Wdc)

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This is how Ive always pictured AtC in my minds eye.

Relaaaaaax safe for work




http://tinyurl.com/j4qpwsy

Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2016 11:55 AM (8XRCm)

604 Also, AlexTheChick is in real life a tall, very bosomy Nordic Blond bombshell who was kicked off the Swedish Bikini Team for making all the others feel inadequate.

So she really likes midget jokes and short things and step stools, as part of that great corner of life known as "irony." I recommend calling her short at least once. You can ask Buzzion how that works out. He thoroughly enjoyed it so much he doesn't feel anything anymore.

Posted by: Vanceone at December 22, 2016 11:56 AM (KbgjX)

605 Am I the only one who sees a different face in the reflection?

Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2016 11:56 AM (qUNWi)

606 sprays off grammie with flame retardant/.

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:57 AM (R7cwD)

607 Someone needs to tell the newb that there are no real topics. A cob posts a story because they think it makes the place look more professional and then everyone posts about whatever they want after the first six posters say "first" of course.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 22, 2016 11:57 AM (HST3u)

608 Also, our favorite planet is URANUS!!!!

Posted by: Weasel at December 22, 2016 11:57 AM (Sfs6o)

609 Pluto.

Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2016 11:59 AM (qUNWi)

610 shoves libertarian into the ice cold pool.
Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 11:55 AM (R7cwD)

------

Ha Ha HAH!!!!

*points*

SHRINKAGE!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2016 11:59 AM (8XRCm)

611 He almost certainly used that technique (charo oscura or something?) in which mirrors are used to project an image onto the canvass.


Camera obscura, literally "dark room".

Chiaroscuro is an emphasis on darks, lights, and grey tones in a drawing.

I'm totally pointing this out to be helpful and not being a dick about knowing things. I don't want the newbs to think that we're anything other than a helpful educational society.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 22, 2016 11:59 AM (mgbwf)

612 Here we are, a country with robots on Mars and ships orbiting Saturn, and we are letting "governments", people that don't even have the knowhow or the political will to grow corn and feed their own populations, have a vote on how the world should be run and, we have been bamboozled into paying for their privilege of hammering us at every turn. Somethin' wrong there. Why am I buying lunch for guys that hate me?

Posted by: goon at December 22, 2016 11:59 AM (EaQ6/)

613 Don't open boxes that say, "Emu enclosed"

Posted by: Fox2! at December 22, 2016 11:59 AM (13dPG)

614 Alexthechick. Would you like some trivia next time you talk to your carrot chili eating friend?

Goldberg met his wife filming the awful movie "Santa's Slay."

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 11:59 AM (cAnNx)

615 https://tinyurl.com/ztu5oys


China tycoon moves jobs to US, citing high taxes at home

Posted by: Evilpens at December 22, 2016 12:00 PM (y3aQB)

616 Chiaroscuro is an emphasis on darks, lights, and grey tones in a drawing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 22, 2016 11:59 AM (mgbwf)

I thought it was some kind of grilled meat.

Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2016 12:00 PM (x9c8r)

617 Someone needs to tell the newb that there are no real topics. A cob posts a story because they think it makes the place look more professional and then everyone posts about whatever they want after the first six posters say "first" of course.

Posted by: StrawMan


Etiquette on a non-"open" thread is to wait 200 comments before going OT. After 300 or so most threads devolve into gun threads, food threads, or a mass of random in-jokes and recriminations.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 12:00 PM (9krrF)

618 Why am I buying lunch for guys that hate me?

Posted by: goon at December 22, 2016 11:59 AM (EaQ6/)
Because the globalists all have alligator arms?

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 22, 2016 12:00 PM (7N6ox)

619 Bandersnatch

Right u are. I was too lazy to go look for that.

I read a bio of C. It was astonishing.

Posted by: mnw at December 22, 2016 12:00 PM (htrDF)

620 >>*flamethrows grammie winger*

Fortunately it's always -12 in the frozen tundra where she lives.

Now she can feel her toes again!

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 22, 2016 12:00 PM (gTQoY)

621 Newbies, avert your eyes.
*flamethrows grammie winger*
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 22, 2016 11:55 AM


I thought your protocol was to first 'list'?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2016 12:01 PM (DMUuz)

622 so are we finished?
now it's time for the new guy/girl to meet ace.

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 12:02 PM (R7cwD)

623 Was it mentioned yet that Ivanka, her children and several neices were verbally assaulted by a lefty on a Jet Blue flight to Florida yesterday? The asshole in question was egged on by his equally despicable wife, who yucked over the planned 'harrassment' (her description) on Twitter before it happened.

The lefties are someday going to get the battle they so much desire, sadly, and I dont rate their chances highly. Leave the poor woman alone and let her fly, like everyone else.

Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2016 12:02 PM (X4ZNp)

624 Etiquette on a non-"open" thread is to wait 200 comments before going OT. After 300 or so most threads devolve into gun threads, food threads, or a mass of random in-jokes and recriminations.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 12:00 PM (9krrF)

You fooling yourself. We are living in an anarchy. We never make it to 200 before going off topic and you will be lucky if we get to 300 before someone goes all punny.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 22, 2016 12:03 PM (HST3u)

625 Leave the poor woman alone and let her fly, like everyone else.

Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2016 12:02 PM (X4ZNp)

imagine the shrill shrieks if we'd done that to michelle and the children.

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 12:03 PM (R7cwD)

626 623 Was it mentioned yet that Ivanka, her children and several neices were verbally assaulted by a lefty on a Jet Blue flight to Florida yesterday? The asshole in question was egged on by his equally despicable wife, who yucked over the planned 'harrassment' (her description) on Twitter before it happened.

The lefties are someday going to get the battle they so much desire, sadly, and I dont rate their chances highly. Leave the poor woman alone and let her fly, like everyone else.

Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2016 12:02 PM (X4ZNp)
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Did you happen to notice Ivanka and company were sitting in coach? Also isn't she supposed to have a SS detail?

Posted by: Independent George at December 22, 2016 12:04 PM (BDZWU)

627 Fortunately it's always -12 in the frozen tundra where she lives.



Now she can feel her toes again!

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 22, 2016 12:00 PM (gTQoY)
=============================

I know, right? Son and fiance just left for a party and both nearly slipped and fell on the ice. I'm not going anywhere today. I'm going to stay inside and pretend to cook.

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 12:04 PM (dFi94)

628 You fooling yourself. We are living in an anarchy. We never make it to 200 before going off topic and you will be lucky if we get to 300 before someone goes all punny.
Posted by: StrawMan at December 22, 2016 12:03 PM (HST3u)
===

It's like Thunderdome!

Posted by: George Costanza at December 22, 2016 12:05 PM (BDZWU)

629 if fact they'd get thed address phone number, tax es, empoyer, credit card debt,

and so here we are with that monstrous right wing folks!

we seem lacking in hate and fanataciscm

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 12:05 PM (R7cwD)

630 This is how Ive always pictured AtC in my minds eye.

Huh. That could be "t" or "a," depending on your vantage point.

My wife once asked me if I was a "t" man or an "a" man. I replied: "Honey, that depends on if you're walking towards me or away from me."


That was one of my last victories.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 22, 2016 12:05 PM (ty7RM)

631 Fuck Uranus.

Posted by: Pluto, A Planet and a Damn Good One at December 22, 2016 12:05 PM (ZLQuU)

632 Did you happen to notice Ivanka and company were sitting in coach? Also isn't she supposed to have a SS detail?

Posted by: Independent George at December 22, 2016 12:04 PM (BDZWU)
Yeah, why is she flying coach?? If I were her and I had my young kids with me, forget it - it's maximum security time.

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:05 PM (a0IVu)

633 Waving hello because it's still morning and still pre-Ace.

It's slight, but progress toward getting up earlier. Maybe now that the days are getting longer 'twill help.

Howdy. (Now back to the Morning Thread to catch up on the world.)

There was a Narcissist from Kenya
Who was for ya 'til he was ag'in' ya.
Now the challenge that I'm
Facing here is a rhyme,
So from Spanish, I'll borrow the eñya.

Posted by: mindful webworker - squared at December 22, 2016 12:06 PM (+ZSW1)

634 You fooling yourself. We are living in an anarchy. We never make it to 200 before going off topic and you will be lucky if we get to 300 before someone goes all punny.

Posted by: StrawMan


I said it was etiquette. I didn't way we were good at it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 12:06 PM (9krrF)

635 -c.

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 12:06 PM (R7cwD)

636 +y'd

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 12:07 PM (R7cwD)

637 Extreme double standard alert! Porn actress gets only probation for throwing a party where chikden as young as 12 and 13 were given drugs, alcohol, had sex, and took pictures and recorded the sex acts.

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/bianca-byndloss-plea-deal-472930

Posted by: Library Pepe, on the phone at December 22, 2016 12:07 PM (jLChk)

638 Is there a bowl game today? A day without a bowl game is like a day without sunshine.

Posted by: Anita Bear Bryant at December 22, 2016 12:07 PM (+kwUl)

639 SO WHAT HAPPENED TO AL SHARPTOON? WHO WAS PHONE?

LOVE, GENTLE BEN

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 22, 2016 12:07 PM (MIKMs)

640
CNBC is all aflutter. Trump is naming Carl Icahn to be an adviser on regulations. Icahn is saying there are too many regulations. He's taken a shot at the EPA. Lefty heads are exploding all over the place

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 12:07 PM (493sH)

641 More Goldberg trivia He's a big car guy.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j6sefe7

Posted by: Willy J. at December 22, 2016 12:07 PM (W6Ch1)

642 My wife once asked me if I was a "t" man or an "a" man. I replied: "Honey, that depends on if you're walking towards me or away from me."


That was one of my last victories.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin





Golf.


Clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 12:08 PM (FxM6p)

643 Lefty heads are exploding all over the place
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 12:07 PM (493sH)
trying not to smile.

Posted by: willow at December 22, 2016 12:08 PM (R7cwD)

644 I hope Ivanka got the ID of the a-hole so that Donald can send a couple of the boyz around to mess up his hair. I hate it that the protection guys didn't step in and break some bone. They are probably all being closely monitored by the current treacherous regime and are afraid of losing their damn jobs if they do the right thing.

Posted by: goon at December 22, 2016 12:08 PM (EaQ6/)

645 640
CNBC is all aflutter. Trump is naming Carl Icahn to be an adviser on regulations. Icahn is saying there are too many regulations. He's taken a shot at the EPA. Lefty heads are exploding all over the place

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 12:07 PM (493sH)



I think I need a cigarette.

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 12:08 PM (cAnNx)

646 Trump is naming Carl Icahn to be an adviser on regulations. Icahn is saying there are too many regulations. He's taken a shot at the EPA. Lefty heads are exploding all over the place

*SPROING*

Posted by: The Schadenboner at December 22, 2016 12:09 PM (XkVXQ)

647 640


CNBC is all aflutter. Trump is naming Carl Icahn to be an adviser on
regulations. Icahn is saying there are too many regulations. He's taken
a shot at the EPA. Lefty heads are exploding all over the place

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 12:07 PM (493sH)
And he is not taking a salary - I know he doesn't need it but that would have never stopped a Clinton.

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:09 PM (a0IVu)

648 My phone doesn't have a search function, so I am sorry to raise the Ivanka story after it no doubt was hashed over 150 comments ago, but it really is astonishing to me that someone could think it his right to scare a family and harrass Ivanka over her fathers defeat of Hillary. Since he isnt President yet theres not even a policy disagreement- its indefensible.

I hope the shitheel in question gets jail time.

Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2016 12:10 PM (X4ZNp)

649 You fooling yourself. We are living in an anarchy. We never make it to 200 before going off topic and you will be lucky if we get to 300 before someone goes all punny.

Posted by: StrawMan

I said it was etiquette. I didn't way we were good at it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 12:06 PM (9krrF)

Okay okay so it's etiquette. By the way you are using the wrong fork for your salad.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 22, 2016 12:10 PM (HST3u)

650 Porn actress gets only probation for throwing a party where chikden as young as 12 and 13 were given drugs, alcohol, had sex,

HUMA!!! Take that saddle off and get that bitch on the phone!!

Posted by: Hillary Rotten-Crotch at December 22, 2016 12:10 PM (ty7RM)

651 My wife once asked me if I was a "t" man or an "a" man. I replied: "Honey, that depends on if you're walking towards me or away from me."

Reminds me of an old National Lampoon cover of cheerleaders all in "T" sweaters, with one flipping up her skirt to reveal an "A" on her panty bottom.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 12:10 PM (X6fMO)

652 And he is not taking a salary - I know he doesn't need it but that would have never stopped a Clinton.


Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:09 PM (a0IVu)
===========================

It seems as if a lot of them aren't.

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 12:10 PM (dFi94)

653 Question. Is the newbie allowed to see the pictures of the ettes'
who kept their promises? I'm sure at least one of us has them bookmarked, no?

Posted by: Independent George at December 22, 2016 12:11 PM (BDZWU)

654 Where the fuck was the Secret Service while the President Elect's daughter was being accosted?

Did we run out of guns?

How is this asshole not in a cell somewhere?

Posted by: jwest at December 22, 2016 12:11 PM (Zs4uk)

655 Lefty heads are exploding all over the place

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 12:07 PM (493sH)

That's been happening a lot since Nov. 9, I've noticed.

Fortunately, it's not too messy, since it's not like any brains are flying around. Gotta watch out for those bits of skull though.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 12:11 PM (s7vJs)

656 I hope the shitheel in question gets jail time.

Are you kidding? He'll get the guest spot tomorrow on Good Morning America.

I wish I'd been on that flight. The nickelfucker would be eating through a straw for a month.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 12:12 PM (X6fMO)

657 We never make it to 200 before going off topic and you will be lucky if we get to 300 before someone goes all punny. it will get out of control. It will get out of control & we will be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: StrawMan at December 22, 2016 12:03 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: Admiral Painter at December 22, 2016 12:12 PM (DMUuz)

658 Lefty heads are exploding all over the place

Should we put down tarps?

Posted by: rickl at December 22, 2016 12:12 PM (zoehZ)

659 Am I the only one who sees a different face in the reflection?
Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2016 11:56 AM (qUNWi)

Try standing directly in front of the mirror.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2016 12:12 PM (kKHcp)

660 Okay okay so it's etiquette. By the way you are using the wrong fork for your salad.

Posted by: StrawMan


Speak for yourself. I'm pretty sure that's not what a demitasse is used for there.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at December 22, 2016 12:12 PM (9krrF)

661 Yeah, why is she flying coach?? If I were her and I had my young kids with me, forget it - it's maximum security time.

---

she's probably safer back there with real folks than up in 'first class' with the libtards

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 22, 2016 12:13 PM (EZDs2)

662 uestion. Is the newbie allowed to see the pictures of the ettes'
who kept their promises? I'm sure at least one of us has them bookmarked, no?
Posted by: Independent George



Let me guess. You're asking for a friend?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 22, 2016 12:13 PM (mgbwf)

663
Icahn - Some regulations are literally absurb

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2016 12:13 PM (493sH)

664 I thought salad was a hand food.

Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2016 12:13 PM (qUNWi)

665 656 I hope the shitheel in question gets jail time.

Are you kidding? He'll get the guest spot tomorrow on Good Morning America.

I wish I'd been on that flight. The nickelfucker would be eating through a straw for a month.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 12:12 PM (X6fMO)

Apparently Gay Man 'who had his own child in his arms'....

Whuh?

Posted by: Don Q. at December 22, 2016 12:14 PM (qf6WZ)

666 Let me guess. You're asking for a friend?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at December 22, 2016 12:13 PM (mgbwf)
===

That's the ticket.

Posted by: Independent George at December 22, 2016 12:14 PM (BDZWU)

667 I thought salad was a hand food.
Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2016 12:13 PM (qUNWi)

This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 22, 2016 12:15 PM (HST3u)

668 Not saying that the guys name is Matt Lasner but......

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2016 12:15 PM (wo3jg)

669 My wife once asked me if I was a "t" man or an "a" man. I replied: "Honey, that depends on if you're walking towards me or away from me."

---

But which one in which direction? Is this a seeing thing or a groping thing?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 22, 2016 12:16 PM (EZDs2)

670 Don't make us come over there.

Posted by: The IAU at December 22, 2016 12:16 PM (Gv1ao)

671 Well, the husband is Matt Lasner. Don't know what the other husband's name is.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 22, 2016 12:16 PM (2x9LM)

672 Who needs mirrors when there's Facebook?

Posted by: Narcissus at December 22, 2016 12:16 PM (C1H3H)

673 What is it with lefties and creating commotions on planes? All I ever do on a plane is put my coat and purse in the overhead compartment, take a seat and hope I won't have a screaming baby next to me or a guy in the final stages of TB coughing all over me.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 12:17 PM (s7vJs)

674 Well, the husband is Matt Lasner. Don't know what the other husband's name is.




Topp. Topp Lasner.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 12:18 PM (FxM6p)

675 But which one in which direction? Is this a seeing thing or a groping thing?

Yes.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 22, 2016 12:18 PM (ty7RM)

676 I like to look in the mirror and stuff tampons up my ass.
Economics bitches!!!!!11!!

Posted by: Paul Krugman at December 22, 2016 12:18 PM (C1H3H)

677
674 Well, the husband is Matt Lasner. Don't know what the other husband's name is.

Bruce Plushbottom.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 12:19 PM (s7vJs)

678 I kind of miss the trolls, actually. Especially at times like Christmas Eve. The morons would all be wishing each other happiness . . . and poor Erg or whoever would be sitting in his cold dark basement posting unfunny insults about "cons." It used to warm my heart just thinking about how lonely and miserable he must have been.

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 22, 2016 12:19 PM (Gv1ao)

679 Ace must be cavorting with Twitter..

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:19 PM (a0IVu)

680 We all wants to wish Presdent snd Micheal and the beautiful Obama children of colors Happy Hollandays. We love you and will miss you whens you leave orifice on 1 January.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at December 22, 2016 12:20 PM (Fbj4h)

681 If Twitter loses any more value, it should be in my price range, soon.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 22, 2016 12:20 PM (7N6ox)

682
7:48 AM PT -- The husband of the unruly passenger tweeted an hour before the plane took off, "Ivanka and Jared at JFK T5, flying commercial. My husband chasing them down to harass them."


Ghey, intolerant and no public manners... shocker!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 22, 2016 12:21 PM (BK3ZS)

683 Perhaps Ace is preparing the Christmas hobo for dinner.

Posted by: StrawMan at December 22, 2016 12:21 PM (HST3u)

684 We all wants to wish Presdent snd Micheal and the beautiful Obama children of colors Happy Hollandays. We love you and will miss you whens you leave orifice on 1 January.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT






Never not funny.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 12:21 PM (FxM6p)

685
All I ever do on a plane is put my coat and purse in the overhead compartment, take a seat and hope I won't have a screaming baby next to me or a guy in the final stages of TB coughing all over me.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 12:17 PM (s7vJs)


People like you take all the fun out of flying

Posted by: Adam Saleh at December 22, 2016 12:21 PM (lKyWE)

686 What is it with lefties and creating commotions on planes?
Donna and V.

It's because you're stuck. And they know it.
Almost any other place you could get away from them, and not have to listen to their crybullying. But not on a plane.

I think the only place you'd be more stuck is the trunk of a honda civic.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2016 12:22 PM (kKHcp)

687 673 What is it with lefties and creating commotions on planes? All I ever do on a plane is put my coat and purse in the overhead compartment, take a seat and hope I won't have a screaming baby next to me or a guy in the final stages of TB coughing all over me.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 12:17 PM (s7vJs)

They're attention-seeking assholes who know they'll get affirmation from their tribe for being attention-seeking assholes.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:22 PM (0mRoj)

688 682


7:48 AM PT -- The husband of the unruly passenger tweeted an hour
before the plane took off, "Ivanka and Jared at JFK T5, flying
commercial. My husband chasing them down to harass them."



Ghey, intolerant and no public manners... shocker!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 22, 2016 12:21 PM (BK3ZS)
And with their own kid with them. I hope they get a visit from CPS. What assholes.

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:22 PM (a0IVu)

689 Ivanka is not welcome on my plane! Theriously!

Posted by: Butthurt Airline Steward at December 22, 2016 12:23 PM (+kwUl)

690 If Twitter loses any more value, it should be in my price range, soon.
---
They need to be bought out by someone who can make them run rofitably.

One of Trump's kids, maybe.

Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2016 12:24 PM (3Liv/)

691 And with their own kid with them. I hope they get a visit from CPS. What assholes.
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:22 PM (a0IVu)

They had a butt sex baby.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:24 PM (0mRoj)

692 Ghey, intolerant and no public manners... shocker!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 22, 2016 12:21 PM (BK3ZS)

Don't forget lawyer.

Posted by: WisRich at December 22, 2016 12:24 PM (hdpay)

693
Rather ironically, Illinois passed a law that schools could not be named after living persons.


What about people who are just medically alive?

Posted by: Hillary! at December 22, 2016 12:24 PM (2z74n)

694 That "kids and family are off limits" goes right out the window when a Republican wins.

Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2016 12:25 PM (r/0kC)

695 - The husband of the unruly passenger tweeted an hour before the plane took off, "Ivanka and Jared at JFK T5, flying commercial. My husband chasing them down to harass them."

Ghey, intolerant and no public manners... shocker!




So. Premeditated. Thanks for making the prosecutor's job so easy!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 12:25 PM (FxM6p)

696 With all of the people leaving Chicago, aren't they afraid that it will tip over into the lake?

Posted by: goon at December 22, 2016 12:25 PM (EaQ6/)

697 And with their own kid with them. I hope they get a visit from CPS. What assholes.


Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:22 PM (a0IVu)


The only visit these rotten queens will get is from TV producers scrambling to put them on to explain how they've been getting death threats from the evil Trumptards since they spoke truth to power.

And why the hell didn't anyone else confront this screaming bitch and tell him to stop harassing a woman? Where are the men in this world?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 12:25 PM (X6fMO)

698 They had a butt sex baby.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:24 PM (0mRoj)

Or one of those hand babies.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 12:26 PM (s7vJs)

699
659 Am I the only one who sees a different face in the reflection?
Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2016 11:56 AM (qUNWi)


You never see yourself in a mirror as you truly look. Try this: stand in front of a mirror and mark the top of your reflection's head and the chin with a grease pencil or lipstick. Measure the distance, then have someone measure the actual distance from your chin to the top of your head. Your reflection is always smaller than in real life.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 22, 2016 12:26 PM (BK3ZS)

700 Is this the guy? He's already deleted his twitter page and Hunter says his faculty page is temporarily inaccessible, do I would imagine he isn't very popular at work today.

http://mglasner.net

Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2016 12:26 PM (X4ZNp)

701 One of Trump's kids, maybe.


Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2016 12:24 PM (3Liv/)

Change the name to Twumper!

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at December 22, 2016 12:26 PM (7N6ox)

702 694 That "kids and family are off limits" goes right out the window when a Republican wins.
Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2016 12:25 PM (r/0kC)

I'm getting tired of our side playing by Marquess of Queensbury rules when they're Folsom prison knife fighters.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:27 PM (0mRoj)

703 690 If Twitter loses any more value, it should be in my price range, soon.
---
They need to be bought out by someone who can make them run rofitably.

One of Trump's kids, maybe.
Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2016 12:24 PM (3Liv/)



That would be beautiful.

Posted by: rickl at December 22, 2016 12:28 PM (zoehZ)

704 That "kids and family are off limits" goes right out the window when a Republican wins.

Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2016 12:25 PM (r/0kC)

The day is coming when Trump supporters on a plane or wherever are gonna fight back. And when they do, these Prog scum are gonna regret it.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 22, 2016 12:28 PM (Jcg9Q)

705 Ghey, intolerant and no public manners... shocker!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 22, 2016 12:21 PM (BK3ZS)

All the b.s. rhetoric on how the right is intolerant, hateful, etc. - we sure are see people's true colors. And it is going to be a long 4 (8?) years for them.

I have to admire Ivanka for maintaining such a cool demeanor while being verbally assaulted by this a-hole.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 22, 2016 12:28 PM (jxbfJ)

706 Ironically,Ivanka is probably as left wing as they are.

Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2016 12:28 PM (r/0kC)

707 And why the hell didn't anyone else confront this
screaming bitch and tell him to stop harassing a woman? Where are the
men in this world?



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 12:25 PM (X6fMO)
NYC men are evolving into German men, aka pajama boys. I dare say if this flight was originating from Texas it would have been a different story.

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:28 PM (a0IVu)

708
I should have specified a planar mirror...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 22, 2016 12:29 PM (BK3ZS)

709 Your reflection is always smaller than in real life.
---
And flipped side for side.

Which matters more if you're, say, Forrest Whitaker, but it's a distortion for all of us.

Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2016 12:29 PM (3Liv/)

710 New here. Please explain rules.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe



A friendly word of advice: presentation is very important here, so you might want to go read the old threads to see how the moron horde responds to various stimuli. They're a great place to practice commenting, too!

Posted by: Josef K. at December 22, 2016 12:30 PM (TJx8f)

711 Conway 'I don't play golf and I don't have mistresses so I have a lot of time that these other men don't'. Zinger!

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:30 PM (a0IVu)

712 707 And why the hell didn't anyone else confront this
screaming bitch and tell him to stop harassing a woman? Where are the
men in this world?



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 12:25 PM (X6fMO)
NYC men are evolving into German men, aka pajama boys. I dare say if this flight was originating from Texas it would have been a different story.
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:28 PM (a0IVu)

Also, to be fair, if someone did sock the screaming queen in the face they'd be prosecuted for a hate crime.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:31 PM (0mRoj)

713 And why the hell didn't anyone else confront this screaming bitch and tell him to stop harassing a woman? Where are the men in this world?


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 12:25 PM (X6fMO)

Given that the plane was taking off from NY, it's entirely possible that the only Trump voter on the plane was Ivanka. If the plane had a bunch of libtards on it, there were no men present.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 12:32 PM (s7vJs)

714
And why the hell didn't anyone else confront this screaming bitch and tell him to stop harassing a woman? Where are the men in this world?


Because they're afraid that the media would then report Trump supporting homophobes attack gay married couple while holding their adopted child.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 22, 2016 12:32 PM (lKyWE)

715 Ironically,Ivanka is probably as left wing as they are.
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Perhaps not for long if stuff like this keeps up

Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2016 12:32 PM (3Liv/)

716 It says that this man planned ahead of time to harass Ivanka and her kids. How would he know that she was going to be on his plane?

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 12:32 PM (dFi94)

717 Also, to be fair, if someone did sock the screaming queen in the face they'd be prosecuted for a hate crime.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:31 PM (0mRoj)


I suspect Teh Donald would be happy to foot the legal expenses.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 12:33 PM (X6fMO)

718 682: he's not wearing the ribbon! why aren't you wearing the ribbon? fuckin gheys and sjws'. sick of all these self righteous, prima donna assholes. time for people to start kicking their ass. fuck em. you have the right to be left alone minding your own business. these pukes want it, they got it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 22, 2016 12:33 PM (KP5rU)

719 706 Ironically,Ivanka is probably as left wing as they are.

Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2016 12:28 PM (r/0kC)

Also ironically, that may change the more incidents like this occur. She's finding out just how tolerant the left is.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 12:33 PM (s7vJs)

720 Other than that, we're a harmless lot. I, for example, am a delicate flower of innocent virtue, the fluffiest of all fluffy bunnies, the most innocent of all lambs, gamboling and bounding about it all virtuous virtuousness.


Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 22, 2016 11:47 AM (mf5HN)



*she's lying*

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - #NeverTrump Tears in a Bottle! Get Your Trumpmas Gifts at the Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2016 12:34 PM (hLRSq)

721 So Jared was also on there? Why didn't he step up & defend Ivanka? I mean, if he can't fulfill his husbandly duties, I'm willing to do the job.

Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2016 12:34 PM (7HtZB)

722 Look out when the gamboling starts.

Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2016 12:35 PM (qUNWi)

723 Ivanka is going to have to stop flying commercial. They may be trying to make a point, hey we fly coach, we're not out-of-touch snobs. Well, that doesn't fly too well when you're Ivanka, high-profile first daughter who is going to attract every left wing nutjob and general kook in the country.

Charter he a flight and say the hell with the "optics". Or send Trump Force One. He won't be needing it much after Jan 20. They can put it flying Ivanka duty. And maybe Melania back and forth from Trump Tower when she needs to show up at the WH.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 22, 2016 12:35 PM (DW+jj)

724 720
*she's lying*

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - #NeverTrump Tears in a Bottle! Get Your Trumpmas Gifts at the Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2016 12:34 PM (hLRSq)


RIP

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 22, 2016 12:35 PM (GX63o)

725 716 It says that this man planned ahead of time to harass Ivanka and her kids. How would he know that she was going to be on his plane?

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 12:32 PM (dFi94)

One of the totally not ghey male flight attendants tipped him off?

Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2016 12:35 PM (7HtZB)

726 722 Look out when the gamboling starts.
Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2016 12:35 PM (qUNWi)

If it develops into cavorting, run.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:36 PM (0mRoj)

727 Because they're afraid that the media would then report Trump supporting homophobes attack gay married couple while holding their adopted child.




Like I would give a fuck.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 12:36 PM (FxM6p)

728 723
Ivanka is going to have to stop flying commercial. They may be trying to
make a point, hey we fly coach, we're not out-of-touch snobs. Well,
that doesn't fly too well when you're Ivanka, high-profile first
daughter who is going to attract every left wing nutjob and general kook
in the country.

Charter he a flight and say the hell with the
"optics". Or send Trump Force One. He won't be needing it much after Jan
20. They can put it flying Ivanka duty. And maybe Melania back and
forth from Trump Tower when she needs to show up at the WH.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 22, 2016 12:35 PM (DW+jj)
This. I hope Melania is careful when she is out and about with Barron. But the SS guys are right there which would deter these pathetic lefties.

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:36 PM (a0IVu)

729 Ghey, intolerant and no public manners... shocker!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 22, 2016 12:21 PM (BK3ZS)

Don't forget lawyer.
Posted by: WisRich at December 22, 2016 12:24 PM (hdpay)




Yes, you rang?

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 22, 2016 12:36 PM (mf5HN)

730 That "kids and family are off limits" goes right out the window when a Republican wins.
***
Yep, the Bush daughters were endlessly hounded.

I still remember that a 20 year old girl drinking was national news...because it is the daughter of the president!

But Obama's kids doing drugs and flashing concerts? Not news apparently...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2016 12:37 PM (X7E8f)

731 Have any you guys seen this?
I don't know how to figure if it is fake or not.
If it's provenance is true, the rabbit hole of how dirty and corrupt the people running things is is deeper than we can imagine.


http://archive.is/IDBh5

Posted by: Dougie at December 22, 2016 12:37 PM (17q+0)

732
700 Is this the guy? He's already deleted his twitter page and Hunter says his faculty page is temporarily inaccessible, do I would imagine he isn't very popular at work today.

http://mglasner.net


Such a brave, brave SJW!

Pitch a public fit at a public figure and them scramble to close all doorways into your pathetic life as quickly as possible. To refer to them as pussies is a gross injustice to pussies of any variety.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 22, 2016 12:37 PM (BK3ZS)

733 725 716 It says that this man planned ahead of time to harass Ivanka and her kids. How would he know that she was going to be on his plane?

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 12:32 PM (dFi94)

One of the totally not ghey male flight attendants tipped him off?
Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2016 12:35 PM (7HtZB)

A ghey flight attendant? GTFO!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:37 PM (0mRoj)

734 It says that this man planned ahead of time to
harass Ivanka and her kids. How would he know that she was going to be
on his plane? Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 12:32 PM (dFi94)
=====

TMZ connections. (Although old Harvey might have something to say about his stringers, because he really does try to respect some boundaries.) TMZ is a creation of PR people.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 22, 2016 12:37 PM (MIKMs)

735 none of this will end well for these prancing, little monkey boys. we are getting closer to the edge daily.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 22, 2016 12:37 PM (KP5rU)

736 Yes, you rang?

***

Pretty sure the guy in question did not have to stand on the seat.




Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2016 12:37 PM (X7E8f)

737 212 As a reporter said, she will not be able to do anything right in the feminazi's eyes because she is a Republican. Plain and simple.



Then fuck trying.
Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 10:54 AM (FxM6p)


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Not worried about Kellyanne. She's proven many times that she can handle the assholes on the left with the greatest of ease. Glad the Golden Weasel is keeping her.

Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2016 12:37 PM (Fmupd)

738 Though Melania being eastern european might go into berserker mode on any idiot who tries this on her with her son there.

Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:38 PM (a0IVu)

739 726
722 Look out when the gamboling starts.

Posted by: eleven at December 22, 2016 12:35 PM (qUNWi)



If it develops into cavorting, run.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:36 PM (0mRoj)


You'll know when to run when the shenanigans begin. Don't wait for the ballyhooing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 22, 2016 12:38 PM (GX63o)

740 738 Though Melania being eastern european might go into berserker mode on any idiot who tries this on her with her son there.
Posted by: IC at December 22, 2016 12:38 PM (a0IVu)

I do get the feeling she would cut a bitch should circumstances require.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:39 PM (0mRoj)

741 Kellyanne Conway is arguably one of the best campaign managers of all time(Queue Kanye) and oddly the media isn't trumpeting her breaking the "glass ceiling"....

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2016 12:39 PM (X7E8f)

742 In a way, I'd rather this happen to Ivanka rather than to an ordinary person with a MAGA hat on. The media can't ignore it then. And they might give high 5's to this turd, but to most Americans it looks like pretty shitty behavior.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 12:40 PM (s7vJs)

743 731
Have any you guys seen this?

I don't know how to figure if it is fake or not.

If it's provenance is true, the rabbit hole of how dirty and corrupt the people running things is is deeper than we can imagine.





http://archive.is/IDBh5

Posted by: Dougie at December 22, 2016 12:37 PM (17q+0)


Fake. Rudy don't tweeter.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 22, 2016 12:40 PM (GX63o)

744 The newspaper story I read suggested her husband (Jared) dropped her and the kids at the airport and walked inside the terminal with them, but was not on the flight.

The harrasser saw the Kushner/Trump families (she was also bringing along some of her brothers kids, or maybe in kaws?) as they arrived in the flight waiting area, and it was then the couple tweeted their intent to go after Ivanka and the kids.

Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2016 12:40 PM (X4ZNp)

745 So Jared was also on there? Why didn't he step up defend Ivanka?
---
Well if there's a TMZ guy following you around that may or may not be filming at any given moment, slugging a guy on a plane is a quick way to a multi-million dollar 'undisclosed' settlement. May not be worth it if the airline is willing to take care of the problem.

Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2016 12:40 PM (3Liv/)

746 Looking at the footage, I wouldn't have known it was Ivanka. She's in normal clothes & not all glammed up. Someone had to have told these people that she was going to be on the flight.

Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2016 12:40 PM (7HtZB)

747 Clearly JetBlue is just homophobic. They kicked him off because he was gay and white cisnoassengers were upset that he was speaking Gaelic.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2016 12:41 PM (dnWSK)

748 POTUS Obama will be our spokesperson in 2017. 'I'm Barry and I'm a fruit.'

Posted by: American Fruit Growers at December 22, 2016 12:41 PM (+kwUl)

749 738. Heh....slavs think it's cute that Vikings had a special word for our normal state.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 12:42 PM (ji8U5)

750 In a way, I'd rather this happen to Ivanka rather than to an ordinary person with a MAGA hat on. The media can't ignore it then.

Wanna bet?

Posted by: Sushi and Malaria, tokin' and twerkin' at December 22, 2016 12:42 PM (X6fMO)

751 I don't know how cis passengers turned into that other word.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2016 12:42 PM (dnWSK)

752 741: the glass ceiling is and always was bullshit. just another creation of left wing assholes. if you're qualified, you're qualified. democrats have the ceiling, the real world, not so much.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 22, 2016 12:42 PM (KP5rU)

753 >>>Ghey, intolerant and no public manners... shocker!

They used to want to convince people they weren't vicious, perverse sociopaths. Now that they think the culture war is won, I guess they think that facade is unnecessary.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 22, 2016 12:42 PM (iynDC)

754 Speaking of Melania in Trump Tower. Did you see that story about the low flying military planes over NYC? Well, they let the cat out of the bag. They were scoping out possible emergency evac procedures if they had to get Trump out of Trump Tower fast.

They were figuring out the closest spot they could land a chopper. And maybe have a AC-130 gunship to provide covering fire if necessary. So I'm sure if Melania has to be bugged out, they've got that covered.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 22, 2016 12:42 PM (DW+jj)

755 Someone had to have told these people that she was going to be on the flight.
***
One of the things that have happened over the last 10 years or so is that the left has built a pretty effective shadow organization to do things like this - or organize flash riot mobs, to release people's personal information, etc.

I wonder if Trump will actually do something about that? Especially since the left is turning their sites not just on him, but on his family.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2016 12:43 PM (X7E8f)

756 Things explained--not entirely understood. (Who are the Yankees?) I hope you accept my gratitude.

Please note: I was the very first to scream on election night "Hillary Clinton will NEVER be president!" Provide appropriate credit.

Posted by: Libertarian wannabe at December 22, 2016 12:43 PM (nQ10o)

757
The Obama School of US Geography-Enroll now and learn about all 57 states.

Posted by: areswoman at December 22, 2016 12:43 PM (Rx2dv)

758 Good thing they were on JetBlue. Zod Airlines stewardesses have been instructed to address the unruly passenger, offer a drink, reach forward to embrace, deploy sleeve-sheathed Fairbairn-Sykes and insert to the hilt, just under the back left rib, spitting the right ventricle. Clinch for a count of ten, then return the passenger to the seated position.

Adjust uniform top, Orbitz smile, return to drink cart and duties.

Posted by: General Zod at December 22, 2016 12:43 PM (Bdeb0)

759 The harrasser saw the Kushner/Trump families (she
was also bringing along some of her brothers kids, or maybe in kaws?) as
they arrived in the flight waiting area, and it was then the couple
tweeted their intent to go after Ivanka and the kids.

Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2016 12:40 PM (X4ZNp)
==================

Who does that? I mean, they're grown men. It's not like they're some stupid 15 year old kids. Looks like he has a good, professional job. What kind of man says to himself - Hey! It's Christmas! I'm on a plane with a woman and her kids. Think I'll harass her and tweet about it!

Have people lost their flippin minds?

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 12:43 PM (dFi94)

760
It would do some people a world of good to undergo a public ass-kicking. A horse-whipping would do, in a pinch.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 22, 2016 12:44 PM (BK3ZS)

761 (Who are the Yankees?)

Ask bluebell - she'll be happy to tell you!

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 12:44 PM (s7vJs)

762 Who does that? I mean, they're grown men. It's not like they're some stupid 15 year old kids. Looks like he has a good, professional job. What kind of man says to himself - Hey! It's Christmas! I'm on a plane with a woman and her kids. Think I'll harass her and tweet about it!

Have people lost their flippin minds?
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 12:43 PM (dFi94)

They're a couple of ghey leftists. I think that's fairly explanatory.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:45 PM (0mRoj)

763 Regarding the original post: Mirror Lke is a significant feature on The Ohio State University oval. Things are really coming together now.

Posted by: Libertarian wannabe at December 22, 2016 12:46 PM (nQ10o)

764 What kind of man says to himself - Hey! It's Christmas! I'm on a plane with a woman and her kids. Think I'll harass her and tweet about it.



It is ok because the Trumps are "other". They are not worthy of rights or respect or decorum. If this was the obamas in a few months (as if HRH Michelle would be caught dead flying commercial) you know what the reaction would be.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2016 12:47 PM (dnWSK)

765 They used to want to convince people they weren't vicious, perverse sociopaths. Now that they think the culture war is won, I guess they think that facade is unnecessary.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 22, 2016 12:42 PM (iynDC)



Oh I sweetie. Sweetie darling. I never once said I wasn't a perverse sociopath.

As far as vicious, see re: fluffiest bunniest.

Posted by: alexthechick - if you're going to bait, be prepared for what you catch at December 22, 2016 12:47 PM (mf5HN)

766 760. Knout would be just fine.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 12:47 PM (ji8U5)

767 this general zod has the best plan for these pricks. newsletter?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 22, 2016 12:48 PM (KP5rU)

768 They're a couple of ghey leftists. I think that's fairy-ly explanatory.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:45 PM (0mRoj)

FIFY

Posted by: deplorable shillelagh at December 22, 2016 12:48 PM (FIcZA)

769 Just checking in. Wow 750 comments on an art thread. My aren't you people cultured?

Posted by: freaked at December 22, 2016 12:48 PM (KvWlw)

770 Wanna bet?
Posted by: Sushi and Malaria, tokin' and twerkin' at December 22, 2016 12:42 PM (X6fMO)

I saw speculation on another site that Malia may be in rehab. She hasn't been seen for about 60 days and did not participate in any of the WH Christmas photo ops or the pardoning of the WH turkey in November. I do not like these people, but, I hope she's just off sulking somewhere.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 22, 2016 12:48 PM (kXoT0)

771 He actually was upset he was being thrown off the flight "for expressing his opinion".

These people are insane.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at December 22, 2016 12:48 PM (+aCe4)

772 769 Just checking in. Wow 750 comments on an art thread. My aren't you people cultured?
Posted by: freaked at December 22, 2016 12:48 PM (KvWlw)

We have culture out the ass, and don't you forget it.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2016 12:49 PM (0mRoj)

773 "Your father is ruining the country!" he yelled.LOL

Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2016 12:49 PM (r/0kC)

774 He actually was upset he was being thrown off the flight "for expressing his opinion".

These people are insane.

---------------

Is it just me or is it possible the skies may get friendlier with these self-deportation schemes the left is running to get kicked off airlines.

Posted by: SH at December 22, 2016 12:49 PM (gmeXX)

775 Things explained--not entirely understood. (Who are the Yankees?)

Decade over decade, the finest Major League Baseball team.

The Team is particularly well-known for the Philosopher-Catchers who've led them to repeated triumphs.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2016 12:50 PM (DMUuz)

776 He probabky wont have that job much longer Grammie, adding another victim to this sorry spectacle. What the hell was he thinking "I think I will now sacrifice my job, my freedom and my savings" so he can scare the crap out of some little kids. Ivanka is probably used to this bullshit.

I wonder if Julia Ioffe still has her job waiting for her at Atlantic. After her tweet the other day about Ivanka incest Politico fired her but she was leaving in a week anyway. For Atlantic.

Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2016 12:50 PM (X4ZNp)

777 . My aren't you people cultured?
Posted by: freaked at December 22, 2016 12:48 PM (KvWlw)





That's just a little minor yeast infection

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2016 12:50 PM (A5aYW)

778 Just checking in. Wow 750 comments on an art thread. My aren't you people cultured?
Posted by: freaked at December 22, 2016 12:48 PM (KvWlw)
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No, it's just that Daddy went out and forgot to get us a sitter again.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 12:50 PM (sBOL1)

779 Sweetie darling. I never once said I wasn't a perverse sociopath.

**sighs with repressed desire**

Bander is so lucky.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 12:50 PM (X6fMO)

780 RE: Conway

It's comforting to me that he isn't ditching the people who got him there.

I have residual anxiety about all the $$$ he gave to HRC & Planned Infanticide; his liberal sister making "a great SCOTUS" appointment, etc.

Posted by: mnw at December 22, 2016 12:50 PM (htrDF)

781 Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2016 12:37 PM (X7E8f)


Ooooooo! Nice one!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - #NeverTrump Tears in a Bottle! Get Your Trumpmas Gifts at the Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2016 12:51 PM (hLRSq)

782 harassment is not expressing your opinion. punching this gutless little fag would be expressing an opinion. my opinion is this butt pirate needs an asskicking. or a throat punch.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 22, 2016 12:52 PM (KP5rU)

783
Like I would give a fuck.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2016 12:36 PM (FxM6p)


In a sane world I'd feel the same way.But in the world in which we live now you'd could end up regreting your chivalrous intervention the next time you tried to board a flight or purchase a firearm

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 22, 2016 12:52 PM (lKyWE)

784 No, it's just that Daddy went out and forgot to get us a sitter again.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 12:50 PM (sBOL1)

Well, to be fair, we are rather hard on sitters:

10 in rehab
8 in various psych wards
5 in medically induced comas
3 in witness protection
2 in prison

etc...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 22, 2016 12:52 PM (kXoT0)

785 780. Your concerns are noted.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 22, 2016 12:52 PM (ji8U5)

786 Nood.

Posted by: HH at December 22, 2016 12:53 PM (DrCtv)

787 A long time ago, I remember the late Russell Baker saying that he resented the use of the term "gay" to described what he called as "one of the most morose" subcultures around. Yeah, believe it or not, that was in the NY Times.

That was 25 years ago or so. Since then, the gays have won legal and widespread social acceptance, can marry and adopt, have their own departments at colleges, are fawned on by the media and Hollywood. Yet, they don't seem very happy. And "morose" isn't the word either. The leftist ones are angrier and more vindictive than ever.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 22, 2016 12:53 PM (s7vJs)

788 **sighs with repressed desire**

Bander is so lucky.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2016 12:50 PM (X6fMO)



*busses MP4 on cheek*

He has to put up with all my bullshit, just remember that. And I do my alllllll my bullshit, you people have no idea.

All those things I type and delete? He hears. At dog yelp levels.

Posted by: alexthechick - if you're going to bait, be prepared for what you catch at December 22, 2016 12:53 PM (mf5HN)

789 Not to forget their Philosopher-Managers, however.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2016 12:53 PM (DMUuz)

790 774 He actually was upset he was being thrown off the flight "for expressing his opinion".

These people are insane.

---------------

Is it just me or is it possible the skies may get friendlier with these self-deportation schemes the left is running to get kicked off airlines.
Posted by: SH at December 22, 2016 12:49 PM (gmeXX)

Nobody can come into my house and start screaming at another guest. I'm not denying him his right to freedom of expression when I kick him out for being rude to another guest.
The guy's not too bright. But, wait, he's liberal. They are the smart ones aren't they?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 22, 2016 12:53 PM (hJrjt)

791 Decade over decade, the finest Major League Baseball team.

The Team is particularly well-known for the Philosopher-Catchers who've led them to repeated triumphs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2016 12:50 PM (DMUuz)
-----------------

Oh Duncanthrax, I used to like you.

No, the team is particularly well-known for spending huge amounts of money to hire the best bio-chemists who've led them to repeated cheating.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 12:54 PM (sBOL1)

792 I would love to have a month or so to run around Rome visiting museums. Then the Vatican. Followed by Florence and Venice. But book sales do not justify it nor have I won the lottery.

Come on Miracle!

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 22, 2016 12:54 PM (Nmx3n)

793 etc...
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 22, 2016 12:52 PM (kXoT0)
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And a partridge in a pear tree.

Posted by: bluebell at December 22, 2016 12:55 PM (sBOL1)

794 10 in rehab

8 in various psych wards

5 in medically induced comas

3 in witness protection

2 in prison
===========


5 Golden Rings ....

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 22, 2016 12:55 PM (dFi94)

795 When did it become OK to scream at other people in public places going about their business? I am sure that it upset a lot of people.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now @SMcEvil on GAB at December 22, 2016 12:55 PM (kXoT0)

796 I have residual anxiety about all the $$$ he gave to HRC Planned
Infanticide; his liberal sister making "a great SCOTUS" appointment,
etc.
=====

In truth, I do not have any residual anxiety. Cabinet appointments are rock solid. No doubt there will be disappointment in one way or another, but I am very happy right now -- and me an old constitutionalist-supporting Cruz. Hopey-changey for real.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 22, 2016 12:56 PM (MIKMs)

797 We need to take a page from the leftist rule book and ruin these people.

If some no name republican staffer can be ruined for posting mild criticism of obamas daughters then these nutballs can be made to suffer for menacing the first daughter.

This is war, let's start acting like it.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 22, 2016 12:56 PM (+lv+r)

798 NOOD. Ivanka.

Posted by: johnd01 at December 22, 2016 12:56 PM (ukNFU)

799 Arnold playing a General Zod Flight Attendant dealing with an unruly passenger preemptively.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopRenk1oaQ

Posted by: Willy J. at December 22, 2016 12:56 PM (W6Ch1)

800 The most important thing to remember about alexthechick is that she is not the least bit adversarial - a fluffy bunny rabbit of a person is she. Ignore all the desicated souls in her closet.

Posted by: An Observation at December 22, 2016 12:57 PM (wfCJW)

801 I thought Alberta Oil Peon was in Arizona or something...

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 22, 2016 10:12 AM (XkVXQ)

Yeah, I am. But that story was a hoot. Stony Plain is just west of Edmonton. I stop there from time to time when going to or coming from work further north.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 12:59 PM (MiBfH)

802 Two noods, but one vanished. The one I was chasing, of course, is the one that proved ephemeral.

Posted by: Vanceone at December 22, 2016 01:02 PM (KbgjX)

803 In a sane world I'd feel the same way.But in the world in which we live now you'd could end up regreting your chivalrous intervention the next time you tried to board a flight or purchase a firearm
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
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Which reminds me. Passing through Atlanta, I saw a bright, Christmasy digital billboard advertising "Free Gun! with purchase of $3,000 worth of jewelery."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2016 01:03 PM (ZO497)

804 The most important thing to remember about alexthechick is that she is not the least bit adversarial - a fluffy bunny rabbit of a person is she. Ignore all the desicated souls in her closet.

Posted by: An Observation
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And the sounds of the chained Ravage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2016 01:04 PM (ZO497)

805 #797. War for sure. I'm in.

Posted by: Libertarian wannabe at December 22, 2016 01:07 PM (nQ10o)

806 There once was an old pol we called "Kankles."
Whose pantsuits hid some interesting ankles.
She lost the election (I've still got an erection.)
But it seems with the left it still rankles.

Posted by: Libertarian wannabe at December 22, 2016 01:27 PM (nQ10o)

807 Ivanka verbally accosted on Jet Blue flight, flying coach. Gay passenger kicked off flight.

I hope she's quickly realizing there is no pleasing liberals. She'll get no credit for her positions on climate change, childcare, or any other cause celeb.

Posted by: WisRich at December 22, 2016 11:16 AM (hdpay)

I don't think the harassing jerk was gay. His wife tweeted that he was harassing Ivanka, his child in his arms. Seemed proud of him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 01:29 PM (MiBfH)

808 don't think the harassing jerk was gay. His wife tweeted that he was harassing Ivanka, his child in his arms. Seemed proud of him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 01:29 PM (MiBfH)



You mean his "husband" tweeted.

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2016 01:31 PM (cAnNx)

809 There once was an old poll known as "Bill"

Who married a shrew sometimes called "Hill."

She couldn't get elected (in fact was soundly rejected)

In spite of 24/7 media shill.

Posted by: Libertarian wannabe at December 22, 2016 01:51 PM (nQ10o)

810 "who are the Yankees"

Exactly! Well said padawan...

Posted by: browndog at December 22, 2016 01:53 PM (ccfl2)

811 Was it mentioned yet that Ivanka, her children and several neices were verbally assaulted by a lefty on a Jet Blue flight to Florida yesterday? The asshole in question was egged on by his equally despicable wife, who yucked over the planned 'harrassment' (her description) on Twitter before it happened.

The lefties are someday going to get the battle they so much desire, sadly, and I dont rate their chances highly. Leave the poor woman alone and let her fly, like everyone else.

Posted by: MTF at December 22, 2016 12:02 PM (X4ZNp)

Went to Drudge. It gets worse than that. The "wife" was a "husband". That's right, the two of them are ghey-married, and both barking moonbats. Both have very punchable faces. And puntable genitals.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2016 02:01 PM (MiBfH)

812 It looks like somebody face fucking a mannequin.

Posted by: R. DUKE at December 22, 2016 03:18 PM (ONH2e)

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