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Leftist Reaction to Today's Electoral College Vote Going Pretty Much As Expected [Warden]

This is from Wisconsin. I really dig the crowd chanting "Shame! Shame! Shame!" ala Game of Thrones. Doesn't make 'em seem like loony cultists at all.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 03:35 PM




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1 At least Hillary is not naked

Posted by: wooga at December 19, 2016 03:36 PM (JRAyy)

2 Oooh...roomy!

Posted by: tu3031 at December 19, 2016 03:36 PM (qJhUV)

3 Children.

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at December 19, 2016 03:37 PM (0J6e7)

4 I'm still not tired of all of this winning.

Posted by: brak at December 19, 2016 03:37 PM (guIHw)

5 The Latest: AZ, MO, give Trump 245 electoral votes of 270

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at December 19, 2016 03:37 PM (e8kgV)

6 Oh, well. Fuck you, hippies!

Posted by: tu3031 at December 19, 2016 03:38 PM (qJhUV)

7 Mentally unstable.

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at December 19, 2016 03:38 PM (0J6e7)

8 Emotionally out of control.

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at December 19, 2016 03:38 PM (0J6e7)

9 Lebensraum.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 03:38 PM (92kX2)

10 If I thought, without a script, Martin Sheen and Mike Farrell were
bright enough to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel,
I would worry about them.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at December 19, 2016 03:38 PM (e8kgV)

11 I hope we win.

Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ at December 19, 2016 03:38 PM (vivhj)

12 Winning.
It never gets old.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 19, 2016 03:38 PM (QM5S2)

13 6 Oh, well. Fuck you, hippies!
Posted by: tu3031 at December 19, 2016 03:38 PM (qJhUV)

Sod off, swampy!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 03:39 PM (92kX2)

14 4 I'm still not tired of all of this winning.
Posted by: brak at December 19, 2016 03:37 PM (guIHw)

And I am not tired of these margins!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 19, 2016 03:39 PM (8hICw)

15 That "Shame. Shame. Shame." is the lowest-energy chant ever. Did they hold the vote in a hypothyroid inpatient treatment center?

Posted by: Splunge at December 19, 2016 03:39 PM (iMxBJ)

16 Well she's right. This is her America. And in her America, Trump is president.

Too bad, so sad.

Posted by: SH at December 19, 2016 03:39 PM (gmeXX)

17 And the ever popular mental exercise: If we behaved this way, they would be setting up the camps.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 19, 2016 03:39 PM (B+qrE)

18 Forget it Jake, its vagina town.

Posted by: wooga at December 19, 2016 03:39 PM (JRAyy)

19 I have a bell they can borrow ...

Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at December 19, 2016 03:40 PM (AoK0a)

20 Is it wrong of me to still laugh every time I watch the Lidiots completely melt down? It brings warmth to a cold day.

Posted by: Dax at December 19, 2016 03:40 PM (r0rZG)

21 Room to Manspread finally.

Posted by: IP at December 19, 2016 03:40 PM (4byLl)

22 "Be-de-ah be-de-ah be-de-ah that's all, folks!"/loony tunes music.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 19, 2016 03:40 PM (nd1zx)

23 That crowd sounds like a bunch of preschoolers denied their ice cream.

Sure is roomy in here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2016 03:40 PM (PY9jH)

24 Arizona and Missouri electors pushed him to 245 votes Monday, while Democrats Hillary Clinton had 120.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at December 19, 2016 03:40 PM (e8kgV)

25 Lefty tears cause temperatures to drop if you're wondering why it's so cold right now.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 19, 2016 03:40 PM (WUuhi)

26 I think I may just tune out the outside world for the holidays. Come back for Bowl games and the inaugural. What a bunch of drama queens.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at December 19, 2016 03:40 PM (UT3OH)

27 Living in Wisconsin, it is getting REALLY annoying seeing these lunatics on TV every few months.

It feels like we're always in election season (because of the recall) and these nuts are always on TV barking.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 19, 2016 03:40 PM (xeeHA)

28 Whining not winning.

Posted by: Martin Sheen: TV Preezy at December 19, 2016 03:40 PM (+kwUl)

29 DOES NO ONE CARE THAT TRUMP WILL THROW US ALL IN THE CAMPS!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at December 19, 2016 03:40 PM (qJhUV)

30 The far left is no more. Long live the far right.

Posted by: SH at December 19, 2016 03:41 PM (gmeXX)

31 Shrill, angry and crazy-eyed.

Glad they're not on my side.

Posted by: Boots at December 19, 2016 03:41 PM (EBwPV)

32 15 That "Shame. Shame. Shame." is the lowest-energy chant ever. Did they hold the vote in a hypothyroid inpatient treatment center?
Posted by: Splunge at December 19, 2016 03:39 PM (iMxBJ)



They're just phoning it in now.

"Shame ... shame ... whatever ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 19, 2016 03:41 PM (SRKgf)

33 Uhhh... I'd hit that though.

Posted by: redenzo at December 19, 2016 03:41 PM (5wSNN)

34 LOL.

"Can I get my things."

No, you decided to be a dumbass. You may not collect your things.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at December 19, 2016 03:41 PM (H43MS)

35 nice rack

Posted by: Lord Sir x at December 19, 2016 03:42 PM (nFwvY)

36 27 Living in Wisconsin, it is getting REALLY annoying seeing these lunatics on TV every few months.
It feels like we're always in election season (because of the recall) and these nuts are always on TV barking.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 19, 2016 03:40 PM (xeeHA)



The amazing thing is they haven't moved to California yet. /sobs

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 19, 2016 03:42 PM (SRKgf)

37 THIS IS MY AMERICA!!!!!!! Those of you how don't vote like me must be taken to the camps and reeducated or something!!!! *spittle flying*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2016 03:42 PM (PY9jH)

38 IA, MT, AK left .. then TX for the win ... Supran detained, oddly enough having 4 flat tires and 3 speeding tickets on his way. Alternative will have to vote. (just kidding, I'm sure he is preening for the cameras ... maybe they will ask him about his stolen valor)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 19, 2016 03:42 PM (/aIFg)

39 Turgid, nay, YUGE margins, much like my schadenboner.

Posted by: Santa joncelli at December 19, 2016 03:42 PM (RD7QR)

40 29 DOES NO ONE CARE THAT TRUMP WILL THROW US ALL IN THE CAMPS!!!
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at December 19, 2016 03:40 PM (qJhUV)

All Caps are reserved for Ben Roethlisberger and his excellent explanations. Please see the AoSHQ style guide for more information.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 19, 2016 03:42 PM (8hICw)

41 I've posted this before and I pretty sure I blatantly ripped this off somewhere else.

This frightening insanity is what happens when you replace God with politics.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 19, 2016 03:42 PM (+gN2k)

42 Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2016 03:42 PM (8ZskC)

43 Is anyone doing down twinkles?

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at December 19, 2016 03:42 PM (R2dMB)

44 I bet she is a real tiger in the sack. Super generous lover.





I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: nip at December 19, 2016 03:43 PM (L5nkE)

45 This is from Wisconsin. I really dig the crowd chanting "Shame! Shame! Shame!" ala Game of Thrones. Doesn't make 'em seem like loony cultists at all.


Are they running up to electors and exposing their genitals?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 03:43 PM (0mRoj)

46 /PhilHartman

Introducing new Super Margin Blow~~!

/PhilHartman

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2016 03:43 PM (ZBp8/)

47 And thank you WA for making my prediction come true.

Hillary will lose more electors than Trump.

Posted by: SH at December 19, 2016 03:43 PM (gmeXX)

48 Behold female of the species Homo Dirtus Baggius in it's natural environment.

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2016 03:43 PM (2WITp)

49 Needs moar widfyre.

Posted by: George Tirebiter at December 19, 2016 03:43 PM (/zyrl)

50 nice rack
Posted by: Lord Sir x at December 19, 2016 03:42 PM (nFwvY)



Sir, it is painfully obvious that you have never seen a nice rack.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2016 03:43 PM (8ZskC)

51 45 This is from Wisconsin. I really dig the crowd chanting "Shame! Shame! Shame!" ala Game of Thrones. Doesn't make 'em seem like loony cultists at all.


Are they running up to electors and exposing their genitals?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 03:43 PM (0mRoj)

It's Madison. Anything (and I mean anything) is possible.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 19, 2016 03:44 PM (8hICw)

52 I'm really hoping none of my lefty friends and acquaintances hijack holiday festivities by asking me to explain how Donald Trump got elected in 'their America'.

Because I'll have to break it to them that the rest of the country decided that they suck. Not just 'the left' or 'the progressives', but them, personally.

And that they shouldn't be put in charge of anything more vital than a Jengo contest.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 19, 2016 03:44 PM (nd1zx)

53 Wildfyre, dammit

Posted by: George Tirebiter at December 19, 2016 03:44 PM (/zyrl)

54 The amazing thing is they haven't moved to California yet. /sobs
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 19, 2016 03:42 PM (SRKgf)
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Those Dane County lefties aren't going anywhere. I think they are tied to the land like an Icelandic Gnome*.

* - I get all of my information from Bjork so YMMV.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 19, 2016 03:44 PM (xeeHA)

55 And from the land of Scott Walker, we bring you the Loony Left.

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 03:44 PM (dFi94)

56 I dont get it , who's not going to be president?

Posted by: local news at December 19, 2016 03:44 PM (1isJI)

57 She cuts her own hair, so there's that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2016 03:44 PM (8ZskC)

58 CO: Hillary in a cloud.

Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 03:44 PM (TppKb)

59 Watched the Michigan EC vote on C-Span. You could hear chanting outside the chamber, no idea what they were howling.

Yes, they have a right to protest. But protests should have a goal and have meaning. These have neither.

Posted by: Jen at December 19, 2016 03:44 PM (en0W8)

60 Photographer at the end is taking pictures of her phone taking pictures?
How Meta...

Posted by: IP at December 19, 2016 03:44 PM (4byLl)

61
Boney, no tits shrews in purple sweat suits?


This is not my America!

This is not my America!!

This is not my America!!!



For my America, please see Ann Margaret in her prime.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 19, 2016 03:45 PM (vZ9Fw)

62 I'm so old that I remember when lefties thought saying things like "This is my America!" was racist and icky.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 19, 2016 03:45 PM (B+qrE)

63 Haha those 4 votes in the Other column from WA. Cankles for the loss!

Posted by: Boots at December 19, 2016 03:45 PM (EBwPV)

64 "This is MY country"

sounds just like Hillary ... "this was MY turn" sob, scream, pout

Posted by: illiniwek at December 19, 2016 03:45 PM (/aIFg)

65 What is she saying when the cops drag her out? "Can I bring my chair?"

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 03:45 PM (dFi94)

66 Oh, crazy
For thinking that my love could hold you
I'm crazy for trying
And crazy for crying
And I'm crazy for loving you

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 19, 2016 03:45 PM (Nwg0u)

67 Whoops!

Sorry about the margins.

Fixed.

Posted by: Warden at December 19, 2016 03:45 PM (MZ8Zz)

68 What a bunch of bitter, hatred-ridden people. Hate has been part of their lives so long it's woven into their cells.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 19, 2016 03:45 PM (MZcWR)

69 Gee. If I yelled 'This is My America', it would be a neo-nazi Hate Crime.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2016 03:45 PM (OkKDg)

70 Didn't a guy named Columbus claim this continent by similar means?

"This is MY America!"

Posted by: Kristophr at December 19, 2016 03:45 PM (BiOIn)

71 Yes, they have a right to protest. But protests should have a goal and have meaning. These have neither.

Posted by: Jen at December 19, 2016 03:44 PM (en0W
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We don't like stuff!
We don't like stuff!

Some things make us sad!


We just wanted you to know. Loudly. Forever.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 19, 2016 03:45 PM (xeeHA)

72 >> Haha those 4 votes in the Other column from WA.
>> Cankles for the loss!

I want to see what CA does, 'cause to my knowledge they're not legally bound to vote for Pantsuit Nixon.

Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 03:45 PM (TppKb)

73 Haha those 4 votes in the Other column from WA. Cankles for the loss!

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Team Hillary struggles with the rules of winning an election. Generally you want to find new voters and not lose the ones you have.

Posted by: SH at December 19, 2016 03:45 PM (gmeXX)

74 News flash: Electors deem Hillary Clinton less qualified to be president than Donald Trump, Harold Stassen, Inanimate Carbon Rod.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 19, 2016 03:45 PM (Yjt51)

75 I feel like I suddenly changed from boxers to briefs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 03:46 PM (92kX2)

76 Sir, it is painfully obvious that you have never seen a nice rack.

No kidding, man.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 19, 2016 03:46 PM (B+qrE)

77 Needs a bra.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 19, 2016 03:46 PM (N3+X9)

78 This is my America!!

Can I get my things? My medications are in my bag!!!

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 19, 2016 03:46 PM (WUuhi)

79 Bloody hell, lady, put on some damn makeup.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2016 03:46 PM (8ZskC)

80 100 quatloos says she owns at least a dozen cats.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 03:46 PM (0mRoj)

81 This is what happens when you eat Wisconsin Cheese!

You go Left Loony!

Eat Michigan Cheese! Pinconning Cheese!!!!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes the Electoral College a Merry Trumpmas! at December 19, 2016 03:46 PM (hLRSq)

82 Shame, shame, shame.

It's a shame the lefties have forgotten how the tables can turn. Sure, Cersei had to endure taunts of shame from the Septa. But, in the end, it was the Septa who got a taste of her own medicine as Cersei dished it out.

https://youtu.be/B5_RQ8WM1OU

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 19, 2016 03:46 PM (R+30W)

83 One Two Three Four We don't want No Fucking More uh..War...uh uh Trump.

Posted by: firefirefire at December 19, 2016 03:46 PM (of67s)

84 Wow, Amanda Marcotte's really let herself go, uh, wait, that's pretty much how she's always looked.

Never mind.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 19, 2016 03:46 PM (nd1zx)

85 And to these protesters I dedicate this version of REM's "Shiny Happy People" as rendered by Tiny Tim...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 19, 2016 03:46 PM (wB8Tg)

86 Is it just me or did she sound like Tea Leoni?

Posted by: SH at December 19, 2016 03:46 PM (gmeXX)

87 TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at December 19, 2016 03:46 PM (qJhUV)

88 I don't think the sweats are actually an outfit.

She "matched" those colors.

Posted by: Warden at December 19, 2016 03:46 PM (MZ8Zz)

89 77 Needs a bra.
Posted by: Chupacabra at December 19, 2016 03:46 PM (N3+X9)

Needs tits first.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 03:46 PM (0mRoj)

90 how would you like to go home to that every nite? ho lee phuke wisconsin is full of idjits. damn what a wasteland.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 03:47 PM (KP5rU)

91 Iowa's still out getting drunk too.

Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 03:47 PM (TppKb)

92 What happened to our wide, luxurious lanes?

Posted by: Kosmo Kramer at December 19, 2016 03:47 PM (R+30W)

93 Granny panties all in a twist.

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2016 03:47 PM (2WITp)

94 63 Haha those 4 votes in the Other column from WA. Cankles for the loss!
Posted by: Boots at December 19, 2016 03:45 PM (EBwPV)



So that wasn't a joke.

Well, I mean it was a joke, but the report wasn't a joke.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 19, 2016 03:47 PM (SRKgf)

95 I can't bear to watch it. But my reaction to hearing about inane demands like this is, what do they think's gonna happen: THEIR particular demand is going to turn the tide? So I picture, say, Donald saying, "Oh. O.k., now that you put it that way, yes, I'll do what you say." It would be like a dog catching a car.

Posted by: m at December 19, 2016 03:47 PM (3jGss)

96 Twenty bucks says there's Crocs on those feet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2016 03:47 PM (8ZskC)

97 That "Shame. Shame. Shame." is the lowest-energy chant ever. Did they hold the vote in a hypothyroid inpatient treatment center?

Look at the woman screaming. She's malnourished with no muscle tone.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2016 03:48 PM (OkKDg)

98 Hey Lefties! Howdya like those Hamilton electors now?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 19, 2016 03:48 PM (Yjt51)

99 >> Well, I mean it was a joke, but the report wasn't a
>> joke.

Yeah. KOMO is a Seattle TV station. Though I had to go double-check myself just in case their twitter thing wasn't correct.

Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 03:48 PM (TppKb)

100 At least she didn't openly weep on camera like the Scott Walker weeping-boy. See? Baby steps.

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 03:48 PM (dFi94)

101 a woman CAN be a ten with small breasts, but not if they scream leftist agitprop and act like loons that want a commie PC dictator.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 19, 2016 03:48 PM (/aIFg)

102 This is from Wisconsin. I really dig the crowd chanting "Shame! Shame! Shame!" ala Game of Thrones. Doesn't make 'em seem like loony cultists at all.

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The irony being that Trump is our Khalessi - a blond from the East with a bunch of dragons getting ready to crush the ruling houses.

Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 03:48 PM (7HtZB)

103 And from the land of Scott Walker, we bring you the Loony Left.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 03:44 PM (dFi94

Every red state has them. No thought, and I'm wondering if there really are any emotion in these dolts.

Hats off to the police and security that have to keep these idiots out of the actual room and away from actually accosting the electors.

Posted by: Jen at December 19, 2016 03:48 PM (en0W8)

104 Look at the woman screaming. She's malnourished with no muscle tone.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2016 03:48 PM (OkKDg)
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This is why I encourage vegetarianism on the Left. Anemia doesn't win a lot of civil wars.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 19, 2016 03:48 PM (xeeHA)

105 DOES NO ONE CARE THAT TRUMP WILL THROW US ALL IN THE CAMPS!!!


Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at December 19, 2016 03:40 PM (qJhUV)


Calm yourself; you shall not be thrown into camps. They will use high speed rail.


So you got a few decades to wait on that.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes the Electoral College a Merry Trumpmas! at December 19, 2016 03:48 PM (hLRSq)

106 A Faithless Elector's Lament, to the tune of "Willin'"

I been warped by the Left, driven by the cray
I'm drunk and dirty you might say, and I'm still
Faithless
Blockin' the road late at night, Seen my pretty Hillary in every head light
Hilly. Chilly Hilly.

Posted by: Splunge at December 19, 2016 03:49 PM (iMxBJ)

107 91 Iowa's still out getting drunk too.
Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 03:47 PM (TppKb)

Eh, on a Monday in December in Iowa I'd be getting smashed too. [Ducks, runs]

Posted by: Santa joncelli at December 19, 2016 03:49 PM (RD7QR)

108 65 What is she saying when the cops drag her out? "Can I bring my chair?"

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 03:45 PM

"Can I bring my cats?"

Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 03:49 PM (7HtZB)

109 79 Bloody hell, lady, put on some damn makeup.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2016 03:46 PM (8ZskC)



Second look at burkas?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 19, 2016 03:49 PM (SRKgf)

110 Once again, Hillary is breaking that glass ceiling.

She will be the first candidate in over 100 years to lose more than one elector.

Posted by: SH at December 19, 2016 03:49 PM (gmeXX)

111 82 Shame, shame, shame.

It's a shame the lefties have forgotten how the tables can turn. Sure, Cersei had to endure taunts of shame from the Septa. But, in the end, it was the Septa who got a taste of her own medicine as Cersei dished it out.

https://youtu.be/B5_RQ8WM1OU

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 19, 2016 03:46 PM (R+30W)

Cersei deserved every bad thing that happened to her and more. What an evil bitch of a character.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 03:49 PM (0mRoj)

112 Yeah? You try maintaining a nice wardrobe when you live in a VW bus.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2016 03:49 PM (8ZskC)

113 Let's see.....nope....still not tired of winning. I do believe our magnificent orange bastard has underestimated our taste for winning.

Posted by: DanInMN at December 19, 2016 03:49 PM (h5ffp)

114 At least she didn't openly weep on camera like the Scott Walker weeping-boy. See? Baby steps.
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 03:48 PM (dFi94)
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Weeping boy fills me with glee everytime I think of him. That poor, deluded snowflake.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 19, 2016 03:50 PM (xeeHA)

115 Did this loon really expect them to change their votes? I thought the results were clear over a month ago.

Posted by: Fritz at December 19, 2016 03:50 PM (2Mnv1)

116 81 This is what happens when you eat Wisconsin Cheese!

You go Left Loony!

Eat Michigan Cheese! Pinconning Cheese!!!!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes the Electoral College a Merry Trumpmas! at December 19, 2016 03:46 PM (hLRSq)

And Detroit? Ann Arbor? East Lansing?

At least WI voted for Walker 3 times. What's MI got going for it? ;-)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 19, 2016 03:50 PM (8hICw)

117 As to the low-energy shame chant. 1) they're old hippies a step away from the home, and B) hungover from Packer game.

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 03:50 PM (dFi94)

118 I like how she says "MAY I TAKE MY THINGS WITH ME?!" in the same strident tone.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2016 03:50 PM (OkKDg)

119 Good Lord. Who leaves the house looking like that loon? These people are not right in the mind. We need to start building cam . . . insane asylums. Lots of morons could use the work.

Posted by: Infidel at December 19, 2016 03:50 PM (a62hT)

120 So I wonder what the story is with Screamy McBitchLoser there.

Not, you know, enough to subject myself to watching the video. But, a little.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 19, 2016 03:50 PM (wB8Tg)

121 259-149
Alaska checking in.

Posted by: Boots at December 19, 2016 03:50 PM (EBwPV)

122 As to the low-energy shame chant. 1) they're old hippies a step away from the home, and B) hungover from Packer game.

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There is no chance that lady watches football.

Posted by: SH at December 19, 2016 03:50 PM (gmeXX)

123 259 - 149

All over except the crying (and drinking)

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 19, 2016 03:51 PM (S4vXM)

124 THE MOON IS TRYING TO KILL US!!!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 19, 2016 03:51 PM (Nwg0u)

125 Texas is just playing with us now.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 19, 2016 03:51 PM (iIzG7)

126 I want her to demand his badge number, MISTER!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2016 03:51 PM (8ZskC)

127 It's like election night all over again.

*weeps with gratitude and laughter, but mostly laughter*

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 19, 2016 03:51 PM (Yjt51)

128 Trump's up to 259. Texas appears to be taking a long lunch.

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 03:51 PM (dFi94)

129 Cersei deserved every bad thing that happened to her and more. What an evil bitch of a character.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 03:49 PM (0mRoj)

Nasty woman

Posted by: josephistan at December 19, 2016 03:51 PM (7HtZB)

130 Needs a bra.>>>

At this point what difference does it make!

Posted by: Loony Lefty Lady at December 19, 2016 03:51 PM (tf9Ne)

131 Meh,I wasted some good link in the dead thread.Too lazy to re post.

Posted by: steevy at December 19, 2016 03:51 PM (r/0kC)

132 my america! my america! selfish bitch. figures, dane county skank.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 03:51 PM (KP5rU)

133 There is no chance that lady watches football.
Posted by: SH at December 19, 2016 03:50 PM (gmeXX)
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Hung over from her feminist book reading club meeting.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 19, 2016 03:51 PM (xeeHA)

134 125 Texas is just playing with us now.
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 19, 2016 03:51 PM (iIzG7)

Waiting for Iowa and Montana now.

Posted by: Santa joncelli at December 19, 2016 03:51 PM (RD7QR)

135 Who did the 4 electors in Washington vote for?

Posted by: Independent George at December 19, 2016 03:51 PM (BDZWU)

136 Looney is the SNL skit on Saturday that had Hillary visiting an elector and holding up signs telling her to vote anybody but Trump just like that scene on "Love Actually."

Seriously, WTF?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2016 03:52 PM (NOIQH)

137 There is no chance that lady watches football.

Posted by: SH at December 19, 2016 03:50 PM (gmeXX)
=============================

Yeah, you're probably right.

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 03:52 PM (dFi94)

138 124 THE MOON IS TRYING TO KILL US!!!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 19, 2016 03:51 PM (Nwg0u)

You're confusing reality with Majora's Mask.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 19, 2016 03:52 PM (8hICw)

139 87 TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!
Posted by: Hillary!



{Bill is slumped over, clutching heart} Huma: "Bill needs a hospital!"

Hillz: "FUCK HIM!!"

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 19, 2016 03:52 PM (+gN2k)

140 This psycho states that 'this is my America". How dare she claim this country as her own. America is for all citizens from the productive to the weak safe spacers.

Posted by: redenzo at December 19, 2016 03:52 PM (5wSNN)

141 That one Olive Oyl looking b itch, the star of the show? I'm disappointed the cops didn't take her out of there hard.

Posted by: Monty James at December 19, 2016 03:52 PM (PQxZC)

142 At least WI voted for Walker 3 times. What's MI got going for it? ;-)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 19, 2016 03:50 PM (8hICw)


We voted for Trump.

And we have more Great Lakes shoreline then anyone else.

And Pinconning Cheese. Yummy, non-Marxist, cheese!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes the Electoral College a Merry Trumpmas! at December 19, 2016 03:52 PM (hLRSq)

143 Let's see, they recounted the Wisconsin votes and Trump gained over 100 more. So he clearly won Wisconsin.

But the electors should have still voted for Hillary because it's that loon's America - not ours.

She sounded like any two year old who doesn't want to share her toys. "This is my teddy bear! Mine! Mine!"

15 That "Shame. Shame. Shame." is the lowest-energy chant ever. Did they hold the vote in a hypothyroid inpatient treatment center?
Posted by: Splunge at December 19, 2016 03:39 PM (iMxBJ)

They wore "shame" out during the Walker recall. And you'll notice most of the protestors are not spring chickens. It's just dawned on them that the glory days of '68 were a long time ago, and they're wondering if they were so stressed that morning they forgot to take their BP meds and laxatives.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 19, 2016 03:52 PM (P8951)

144 what was that "THING" losing what little mind it had?

Posted by: Evilpens at December 19, 2016 03:52 PM (y3aQB)

145 119 Good Lord. Who leaves the house looking like that loon?

Posted by: Infidel at December 19, 2016 03:50 PM (a62hT)

I know, right?

Posted by: Loretta Swit at December 19, 2016 03:52 PM (7HtZB)

146 Hope she doesn't go home in an impotent rage and strangle some of her cats

Posted by: tu3031 at December 19, 2016 03:52 PM (qJhUV)

147 Hung over from her feminist book reading club meeting.

Upset to realize the only 'Fifty Shades of Grey' in her life are in her white undies drawer.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 19, 2016 03:52 PM (nd1zx)

148 You're confusing reality with Majora's Mask.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 19, 2016 03:52 PM (8hICw)

Wait...that's not real?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 03:52 PM (0mRoj)

149 Hillary +6 in the lates Monmouth poll.It's going to be an early night forTrump.

Posted by: steevy at December 19, 2016 03:53 PM (r/0kC)

150 Is Texas being a tease?? Tsk. Tsk.

Posted by: IC at December 19, 2016 03:53 PM (a0IVu)

151 I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess she doesn't have her underarms or legs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2016 03:53 PM (PY9jH)

152 Trump's up to 259. Texas appears to be taking a long lunch.

Trying to rob Suprun of his 'thunder?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2016 03:53 PM (OkKDg)

153 It begins:

Obama pardons 78, shortens the sentence for 153

http://komonews.com/news/nation-world/obama-pardons-78-shortens-the-sentence-for-153

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 19, 2016 03:53 PM (SRKgf)

154 >> Good Lord. Who leaves the house looking like that
>> loon?

What, you think she should have worn face paint and a hockey helmet, desert boots, and brought a crowbar?
Or the Clinique catalog, push-up bra, tank top, and heels?

She was dressed for outrage, not persuasion, and not street combat.

Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 03:53 PM (TppKb)

155 A couple weeks ago I uncorked a comment here which many deemed post-worthy.

Well, I have finally taken that comment and polished it up a bit and indeed turned it into a full-fledged post, which is very timely considering today's electoral college vote. And here it is!:

http://www.zombietime.com/zomblog/?p=2143

Trump's Victory Is a Pivotal Turning Point in Human History

Your schadenboners will literally explode.

Feel free to repost, tweet and send it around at will!

Posted by: zombie at December 19, 2016 03:53 PM (jBuUi)

156 There is no chance that lady watches football.
Posted by: SH at December 19, 2016 03:50 PM (gmeXX)
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Hung over from her feminist book reading club meeting.

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This month's reading - The Federalist Papers - also known as the writings of those dead white guys who warned us against that the patriarchy will deny an extremely qualified women unless we used the powers of something called the electoral college.

Posted by: SH at December 19, 2016 03:53 PM (gmeXX)

157 There is no chance that lady watches football.

-
WNBA maybe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 19, 2016 03:53 PM (Nwg0u)

158 We voted for Trump.

And we have more Great Lakes shoreline then anyone else.

And Pinconning Cheese. Yummy, non-Marxist, cheese!


Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes the Electoral College a Merry Trumpmas! at December 19, 2016 03:52 PM (hLRSq)

So did WI. As did IA (where I am currently). So did PA.

You should stick to cherries. And cars. ;-)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 19, 2016 03:53 PM (8hICw)

159 One Democratic elector with Clinton campaign ties claimed dozens of Democrats on the Electoral College were willing to embrace the unprecedented plan to throw their votes to a consensus Republican candidate -- like Mitt Romney -- as part of a strategy to coax GOP electors to abandon Trump. All they needed, the elector said, was a signal from Clinton or her top allies.


... I thought they called him a 'racist' in 2012

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at December 19, 2016 03:53 PM (e8kgV)

160
256 to whatever. Waiting for Texas...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 19, 2016 03:53 PM (FTIES)

161 Today I saw some replayed vids of Hillary voters on election night. Warmed my heart!

Posted by: Infidel at December 19, 2016 03:54 PM (a62hT)

162
It's horrible the way Russia hacked the lorry...causing it to speed through a Christmas market in our peaceful city.


So sad that the US voted against Hillary....the only person qualified to take on world terrorism and put Putin in his place.


We can't let Putin change the outcome of our election also...


Merkel for Germany!!1!!11!!!!

Posted by: Some leftist somewhere in Berlin....probably at December 19, 2016 03:54 PM (plqP6)

163 Texas IS fucking waiting for EVERYONE else to go first.

Right now it's chicken with MT and IA.

Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 03:54 PM (TppKb)

164 I'm betting Trump is not the only man she hates.

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2016 03:54 PM (2WITp)

165 Obama pardons 78, shortens the sentence for 153

http://komonews.com/news/nation-world/obama-pardons-78-shortens-the-sentence-for-153
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 19, 2016 03:53 PM (SRKgf)
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I'm sure these are all great people.

Top men.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 19, 2016 03:55 PM (xeeHA)

166 Cersei wasn't Cersei when she was walking naked down the shame line. As I understand it that it was a body double inserted.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 19, 2016 03:55 PM (WUuhi)

167 164 I'm betting Trump is not the only man she hates.
Posted by: wth at December 19, 2016 03:54 PM (2WITp)

I snickered.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 19, 2016 03:55 PM (8hICw)

168 Texas wants to spin the donuts on the finish line.

Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 03:55 PM (TppKb)

169 She asked to be "taken out" why didn't the cops oblige her?

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at December 19, 2016 03:55 PM (vI+F1)

170 It begins:

Obama pardons 78, shortens the sentence for 153



http://komonews.com/news/nation-world/obama-pardons-78-shortens-the-sentence-for-153

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 19, 2016 03:53 PM (SRKgf)


His final f*ck you to our military (after allowing trannies to serve) will be pardoning Bergdahl.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2016 03:55 PM (PY9jH)

171 I miss the drum circles of walker fame.

Posted by: willow at December 19, 2016 03:55 PM (R7cwD)

172 It begins:

Obama pardons 78, shortens the sentence for 153

http://komonews.com/news/nation-world/obama-pardons-78-shortens-the-sentence-for-153

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 19, 2016 03:53 PM (SRKgf)


Oh he's been doing that for quite some time. Barry is emptying prisons so they can go back to their lives as choirboys

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 19, 2016 03:55 PM (493sH)

173 "You should stick to cherries. And cars."

We got those too!

And pasties.

And Yoopers.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes the Electoral College a Merry Trumpmas! at December 19, 2016 03:55 PM (hLRSq)

174 it didn't move.

first time in over a month.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at December 19, 2016 03:55 PM (nFwvY)

175 FRUMP SAYS DUMP TRUMP!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2016 03:55 PM (OkKDg)

176 Dang, gotta hit the road and miss the big moment.

Posted by: Santa joncelli at December 19, 2016 03:56 PM (RD7QR)

177 She's got tits, Insomniac, they're just hanging about half-way down her stomach. Once in a while you can see them flop up and move her sweatshirt.

Also, this is the kind of gear a guy who's given up wears to the strip club.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 19, 2016 03:56 PM (N3+X9)

178 166 Definitely.That actress,along with almost all the others got a no nudity clause inserted into their contracts.

Posted by: steevy at December 19, 2016 03:56 PM (r/0kC)

179 This month's reading - The Federalist Papers - also known as the writings of those dead white guys who warned us against that the patriarchy will deny an extremely qualified women unless we used the powers of something called the electoral college.
Posted by: SH at December 19, 2016 03:53 PM (gmeXX)
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I seem to remember somebody rapping about how Electors can change to suit the demands of one insane person. Pretty damned sure that was in there.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 19, 2016 03:56 PM (xeeHA)

180 DO YOU GUYS REALLY THINK ALL THE POLLS ARE WRONG???

I'm am going to make a bronze sculpture out of that one. In a cup shape.

To hold my pudding.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 19, 2016 03:56 PM (B+qrE)

181 Dammit now I want Blue Moon ice cream.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 19, 2016 03:56 PM (mf5HN)

182 Shillary lost in 2008, she lost on Nov 8, she lost the recount, and she's losing today. First Female to head a major party sure likes to lose.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 19, 2016 03:57 PM (jsWA8)

183 Cersei was told by the witch that she'd be killed by her younger brother. She always thought it meant Tyrion.

Posted by: Zombie Hendrix Common Core Math at December 19, 2016 03:57 PM (SIY7D)

184 Ok, I did it. I watched it.

What I wouldn't give for her to have run up to the podium and gotten a face full of pepper spray by one of the person's sitting there.

"Can I take my things".

No , the nice officer will bring them along to the station in the little bag.

These are anarchists. She also likely teaches a public school kindergarten class, that she skipped today to attend this. And it took her most of the night last night to get the cat hair off of that sweater.

Posted by: Jen at December 19, 2016 03:57 PM (en0W8)

185 Leftist lunacy is always something to behold, ain't it?

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at December 19, 2016 03:57 PM (Tyii7)

186 172 And speeding up the influx of muslims.White America must pay.

Posted by: steevy at December 19, 2016 03:57 PM (r/0kC)

187 Just too many damned people I hate. What an effing day it has been.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 19, 2016 03:57 PM (CFc5L)

188 I thought they called him a 'racist' in 2012

-
He kept women in binders!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 19, 2016 03:58 PM (Nwg0u)

189 How many faithless electors have there been so far?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 19, 2016 03:58 PM (X7E8f)

190 This is just embarrassing. Seriously libs, go home and feed your cats.

Posted by: Carol LK at December 19, 2016 03:58 PM (iLb58)

191 I'm betting Trump is not the only man she hates.





Daddy. Fiance.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2016 03:58 PM (wJky2)

192
173 "You should stick to cherries. And cars."

We got those too!

And pasties.

And Yoopers.
* raises hand * Here!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 19, 2016 03:58 PM (FTIES)

193 She could use some makeup...just sayin'...and well a makeover of sorts....and maybe hit the gym.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 19, 2016 03:58 PM (Pby3z)

194 We got those too!

And pasties.

And Yoopers.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Wishes the Electoral College a Merry Trumpmas! at December 19, 2016 03:55 PM (hLRSq)

We had pasties in SW Wisconsin too (sold them for HS fundraisers). Also, it turns out Yoopers have more in common with people from WI than with the trolls in MI. ;-)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 19, 2016 03:58 PM (8hICw)

195 Somebody mentioned Weeping Boy from the Walker recall.

He deserves an encore:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-bCVUneUcE

Imagine what he was like on November 9.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 19, 2016 03:58 PM (P8951)

196 I'm trying to plan my cocktail menu for when Trump gets 270. Mimosa? Bloody Mary? Gin and Tonic? Glogg?

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 03:58 PM (dFi94)

197 and maybe eat something.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 19, 2016 03:59 PM (Pby3z)

198 She has a DOCTOR Amy Bishop quality about her.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2016 03:59 PM (OkKDg)

199 The 4 WA electors who didn't vote for Hillary is proof that the Electoral College serves no purpose - or something.

Posted by: SH at December 19, 2016 03:59 PM (gmeXX)

200 You would think that all of that rage would eventually consume that scrunt.

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at December 19, 2016 03:59 PM (Tyii7)

201 And speeding up the influx of muslims.White America must pay.

Posted by: steevy at December 19, 2016 03:57 PM (r/0kC)



Making it a "browner" country

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 19, 2016 03:59 PM (493sH)

202 DO YOU GUYS REALLY THINK ALL THE POLLS ARE WRONG???


--------

Well. Maybe you shoulda used the Russian polling.

YOU guys had Hillary winning by 10 points.

THEY thought he had a shot.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 19, 2016 03:59 PM (8XRCm)

203 33 Uhhh... I'd hit that though.
*
*
The screamer in the purple shirt? Well, on the one hand, she's slim, and might look okay with some makeup and nice clothes. On the other hand, nuts.

On the gripping hand, the nutty ones are often quite hot in private.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 19, 2016 03:59 PM (uk/oG)

204 It would seem God has an even bigger sense of humor than originally thought:

Ian Millhouser from ThinkProgress on Twitter:

Today's heartbreaking fact: Bill Clinton is an Electoral College member from NY. He wanted to be one of the people who elected his wife.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 19, 2016 04:00 PM (oHWN4)

205 Also, it turns out Yoopers have more in common with people from WI than with the trolls in MI. ;-)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 19, 2016 03:58 PM (8hICw)
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By rights, the U.P. should be part of Wisconsin. Don't get me started on Toledo. What a bone-headed move.

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 04:00 PM (dFi94)

206 Lol at WA electors: (from 270towin)

"Three of the faithless electors voted for former Secretary of State Colin Powell, with one voting for Faith Spotted Eagle."

Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 19, 2016 04:00 PM (044Fx)

207 >>>This is why I encourage vegetarianism on the Left. Anemia doesn't win a lot of civil wars.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 19, 2016 03:48 PM (xeeHA)

Good point.

Posted by: m at December 19, 2016 04:00 PM (3jGss)

208 He kept women in binders!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 19, 2016 03:58 PM (Nwg0u)

I thought they were into that ever since 50 shades of grey...?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 19, 2016 04:00 PM (8hICw)

209 I'm trying to plan my cocktail menu for when Trump gets 270. Mimosa? Bloody Mary? Gin and Tonic? Glogg?

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 03:58 PM (dFi94)

Yes, and wine

Posted by: spypeach at December 19, 2016 04:00 PM (CktXf)

210 To repeat:

This is why you lost.
This is why you lost.
This is why,
This is why,
This is why you lost.

Posted by: JamesT at December 19, 2016 04:00 PM (WEfE5)

211 I'm trying to plan my cocktail menu for when Trump gets 270. Mimosa? Bloody Mary? Gin and Tonic? Glogg?

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 03:58 PM (dFi94)

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pfffffffft

ValuRite

Posted by: fixerupper at December 19, 2016 04:00 PM (8XRCm)

212 I'm trying to plan my cocktail menu for when Trump gets 270. Mimosa? Bloody Mary? Gin and Tonic? Glogg?>>>

The Power of AND!

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 19, 2016 04:00 PM (tf9Ne)

213 196 I'm trying to plan my cocktail menu for when Trump gets 270. Mimosa? Bloody Mary? Gin and Tonic? Glogg?

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 03:58 PM (dFi94)


Tequila shots...OK maybe just one to get the party rolling...a bolus if you will. And lime not lemon.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 19, 2016 04:00 PM (Pby3z)

214 How many faithless electors have there been so far?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 19, 2016 03:58 PM (X7E8f)



You mean for Hillary? Five so far I think.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 19, 2016 04:00 PM (mf5HN)

215 77
Needs a bra.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 19, 2016 03:46 PM (N3+X9)

She burned it in 1973.

Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at December 19, 2016 04:00 PM (8iiMU)

216 On the gripping hand, the nutty ones are often quite hot in private.

----------

Fatal attraction wasn't just a movie, it was a warning.

Posted by: SH at December 19, 2016 04:00 PM (gmeXX)

217 157 There is no chance that lady watches football.
-
WNBA maybe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 19, 2016 03:53 PM (Nwg0u)



It really set her off when she found out that they'd towed her Subaru.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 19, 2016 04:00 PM (SRKgf)

218 Trump will win over the angry lefties by telling his Amazon Echo to play Broken Wings.

Posted by: gewa76 at December 19, 2016 04:00 PM (B6OKy)

219 The syphilis rattled old Bill says that Trump only knows how to appeal to angry white men.

Hmmm, you sound a little angry white Bill. Must be the loss of Clinton Crime Syndicate money.

Posted by: Cheri at December 19, 2016 04:01 PM (oiNtH)

220 I would have stopped this outrage.

Posted by: Uberjustice Klovenhoofer at December 19, 2016 04:01 PM (326rv)

221 >> The 4 WA electors who didn't vote for Hillary is
>> proof that the Electoral College serves no purpose -
>> or something.

It's proof that if you get the rust belt the west coast is irrrelevant.

Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 04:01 PM (TppKb)

222 She has a DOCTOR Amy Bishop quality about her.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2016 03:59 PM (OkKDg)



I see Melissa "Muscle" Click and she could be a teacher. She's got the lefty fanaticism down for it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 19, 2016 04:01 PM (493sH)

223 It's cold and rainy here, and I had to deal with a pajama boy at the VW dealership this morning.

Have the car in for a recall and some other things, including a tire that keeps losing pressure.

Pajama Boy: "Ummm....have you ever been here before?"

Me: "Yes. I bought my car here and you serviced it just a few months ago."

Pajama Boy: "Ummm.....are you here for your 1,000 mile service job?"

Me: *rage headache*

Gah. I'd be willing to bet he voted for Bernie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2016 04:01 PM (PY9jH)

224 and then she zoomed off angry like a bat out of hell in her Subaru.

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2016 04:01 PM (2WITp)

225 https://duckduckgo.com/?q=faith+spotted+eagle&t=opera&iax=1&ia=images

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2016 04:01 PM (OkKDg)

226 Amazing how these people never seem to have jobs they have to go to.

Of course, what kind of job can you hold that requires you to grunt "shame!" repeatedly, like some kind of retarded robot?

Posted by: red speck at December 19, 2016 04:01 PM (RcEOo)

227 Texas is filibustering the Electoral College. They're gonna wait for IA and ND and then take the victory lap.

Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 04:02 PM (TppKb)

228 That chick is hideous yet I was still able to masturbate to the video.

#chockfullofwin

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 19, 2016 04:02 PM (18h+i)

229 Amazing how these people never seem to have jobs they have to go to.

Of course, what kind of job can you hold that requires you to grunt "shame!" repeatedly, like some kind of retarded robot?

Posted by: red speck at December 19, 2016 04:01 PM (RcEOo)



Welcome to Soros Inc

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 19, 2016 04:02 PM (493sH)

230 Nope

Posted by: Will Folkes at December 19, 2016 04:02 PM (kTF2Z)

231 And lime not lemon.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 19, 2016 04:00 PM (Pby3z)

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LEMON????? Who the F puts LEMON in their tequi.........

.....BCochran!?!?!?!?!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 19, 2016 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

232 Yes, and wine

Posted by: spypeach at December 19, 2016 04:00 PM (CktXf)
=======================

Duh. I forgot about the wine. I have a box of red and a box of white. I shall pick both. Thank you

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 04:02 PM (dFi94)

233 228 That chick is hideous yet I was still able to masturbate to the video.

#chockfullofwin
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 19, 2016 04:02 PM (18h+i)

How can you watch a video (let alone post) from inside that guy's butt?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 19, 2016 04:02 PM (8hICw)

234 Thanks to Team Hillary's desire to put a focus on the electoral college, the whole nation gets to see Hillary humiliated again by losing more electors than anyone in over 100 years.

Posted by: SH at December 19, 2016 04:02 PM (gmeXX)

235 It really set her off when she found out that they'd towed her Subaru.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 19, 2016 04:00 PM (SRKgf)

I lol'ed

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 19, 2016 04:02 PM (Pby3z)

236 Texas is filibustering the Electoral College. They're gonna wait for IA and ND and then take the victory lap.




We take the victory lap or vote on secession.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2016 04:03 PM (wJky2)

237 Texas is filibustering the Electoral College. They're gonna wait for IA and ND and then take the victory lap.
Posted by: JEM at December 19, 2016 04:02 PM (TppKb)



Electoral College ain't played nobody. Electoral College ain't even in the SEC.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 19, 2016 04:03 PM (mf5HN)

238 and then she zoomed off angry like a bat out of hell in her Subaru.

With a Coexist bumper sticker.

The irony simply has never registered with her.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 19, 2016 04:03 PM (B+qrE)

239 We take the victory lap or vote on secession.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2016 04:03 PM (wJky2)

I suggest secession.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 19, 2016 04:03 PM (8hICw)

240 TX electors are probably still trying to figure out why they're in the same room together. Typical.

Posted by: Soona at December 19, 2016 04:03 PM (Fmupd)

241 I think they were saying shame at the fruitcake. It sounded like it's muffled in disbelief. No one actually backed up her feeble attempt to fall on some imaginary tiny sword.

Bless her heart.

Posted by: StacyAW at December 19, 2016 04:03 PM (sPwat)

242
We take the victory lap or vote on secession.
***
Texas should promise CA that they can both secede together and then....not.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 19, 2016 04:04 PM (X7E8f)

243 207 >>>This is why I encourage vegetarianism on the Left. Anemia doesn't win a lot of civil wars.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 19, 2016 03:48 PM (xeeHA)

Good point.
Posted by: m at December 19, 2016 04:00 PM (3jGss)

I just had country fried steak with green beans and corn. Damn that was good.

No real point, just reminiscing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 04:04 PM (92kX2)

244 She burned it in 1973.


Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at December 19, 2016 04:00 PM (8iiMU)
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Me too!!

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 04:04 PM (dFi94)

245 Among the stickers on her Subaru, I'm guessing, are these:

Coexist

I'm With Her

I *heart* My Cats

My Religion Is Loving Kindness

Peace (with chicken foot symbol)

Mean People Suck

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2016 04:04 PM (PY9jH)

246 33 Uhhh... I'd hit that though.
............

No thanks, I'll stick with My Pillow.

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2016 04:04 PM (2WITp)

247 If she really had commitment, the loonie bitch would have set herself on fire right there in the hall.

Just sayin.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2016 04:04 PM (8ZskC)

248 Electoral College ain't played nobody. Electoral College ain't even in the SEC.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 19, 2016 04:03 PM (mf5HN)


Roll Tide, cutie.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 19, 2016 04:04 PM (B+qrE)

249 231 And lime not lemon.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 19, 2016 04:00 PM (Pby3z)

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LEMON????? Who the F puts LEMON in their tequi.........

.....BCochran!?!?!?!?!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 19, 2016 04:02 PM (8XRCm)


OMG. not IN...never IN... just a twist on the side. You think I'm F'ing heathen or something!? Gees.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 19, 2016 04:05 PM (Pby3z)

250 I suggest secession.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 19, 2016 04:03 PM (8hICw)

To hell with that, let Cali secede. Let all the lefty bastards move to their dream utopia.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 04:05 PM (92kX2)

251 Maybe the Texas electors are trying time it just right for happy hours afterwards.

Posted by: IC at December 19, 2016 04:05 PM (a0IVu)

252 The Democrats haven't been this angry since the last time we freed their slaves.

Posted by: Grump928(c) shamelessly steals other good lines at December 19, 2016 04:05 PM (apyCW)

253 That chick is hideous yet I was still able to masturbate to the video.

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Midget Trannies at December 19, 2016 04:05 PM (Tyii7)

254 And lime not lemon.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 19, 2016 04:00 PM (Pby3z)

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LEMON????? Who the F puts LEMON in their tequi.........

.....BCochran!?!?!?!?!
Posted by: fixerupper at December 19, 2016 04:02 PM (8XRCm)



*scurries off to tell him about this*

Because I'm a Good Friend.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at December 19, 2016 04:05 PM (mf5HN)

255 Among the stickers on her Subaru, I'm guessing, are these:

Coexist

I'm With Her

I *heart* My Cats

My Religion Is Loving Kindness

Peace (with chicken foot symbol)

Mean People Suck

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2016 04:04 PM (PY9jH)


Tolerance sticker because she's so tolerant

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 19, 2016 04:05 PM (493sH)

256 I suggest secession.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 19, 2016 04:03 PM (8hICw)

To hell with that, let Cali secede. Let all the lefty bastards move to their dream utopia.

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That's fine, but I'd still like to keep Texas secession as Plan B.

Posted by: SH at December 19, 2016 04:05 PM (gmeXX)

257 Oooh, here's another sticker she has:

Beans, Not Beings

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2016 04:05 PM (PY9jH)

258 Breaking news: Berlin suspect Kurt Eichenwald has been arrested. Initial reports say he's claiming an epilectic seizure while driving after a strobing gif appeared on his phone.

Posted by: gewa76 at December 19, 2016 04:06 PM (B6OKy)

259 I see Melissa "Muscle" Click and she could be a teacher. She's got the lefty fanaticism down for it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 19, 2016 04:01 PM (493sH)

I wouldn't be surprised to find out she's on the UW Madison faculty.

Probably not on the faculty of the school of Engineering though. Just a hunch.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 19, 2016 04:06 PM (P8951)

260 252 The Democrats haven't been this angry since the last time we freed their slaves.
Posted by: Grump928(c) shamelessly steals other good lines at December 19, 2016 04:05 PM (apyCW)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE DEMOCRATS ARE RACISTS FROM WAY BACK!!!!

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at December 19, 2016 04:06 PM (92kX2)

261 "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2016 04:06 PM (8ZskC)

262 Among the stickers on her Subaru, I'm guessing, are these:

"Well-behaved women rarely make history"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2016 04:06 PM (OkKDg)

263 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE DEMOCRATS ARE RACISTS FROM WAY BACK!!!!
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at December 19, 2016 04:06 PM (92kX2)

Thank you for conforming to the AoSHQ style guide.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 19, 2016 04:06 PM (8hICw)

264 Breaking news: Berlin suspect Kurt Eichenwald has been arrested. Initial reports say he's claiming an epilectic seizure while driving after a strobing gif appeared on his phone.

"I can't finish the drive if you won't let me."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 19, 2016 04:07 PM (B+qrE)

265 Among the stickers on her Subaru, I'm guessing, are these:

"Well-behaved women rarely make history"

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Lillith Fair 1998

Posted by: SH at December 19, 2016 04:07 PM (gmeXX)

266 244 She burned it in 1973.


Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at December 19, 2016 04:00 PM (8iiMU)
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Me too!!
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 04:04 PM (dFi94)

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I needed mine to hold my Kleenex.

I had a very runny nose.

Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ at December 19, 2016 04:07 PM (vivhj)

267 Coexist

I'm With Her

I *heart* My Cats

My Religion Is Loving Kindness

Peace (with chicken foot symbol)

Mean People Suck

-
Hate Is Not a Family Value

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 19, 2016 04:07 PM (Nwg0u)

268
That's fine, but I'd still like to keep Texas secession as Plan B.
Posted by: SH at December 19, 2016 04:05 PM (gmeXX)

Oh, absolutely, but I would prefer to make the lefties move. Texas is awesome, but I would have to choose between hot and arid, and hot and humid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 04:07 PM (92kX2)

269 was she still in her Pjs. I cannot take you seriously if you cannot get up, brush your teeth & hair and put on real clothes.

Posted by: Rhennigantx at December 19, 2016 04:07 PM (bmkS9)

270 doctor amy fucking bishops' cousin. lives in squalor on the southside of madison. has to call an electrician to change a lightbulb in her only reading lamp. she took a shower on nov. 8th. her subaru is still running even though it has spun all the main bearings.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 04:08 PM (KP5rU)

271 >>Among the stickers on her Subaru, I'm guessing, are these:

Love Trumps Hate!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2016 04:08 PM (NOIQH)

272 Here's another one:

My Body, My Choice

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2016 04:08 PM (PY9jH)

273 241 I think they were saying shame at the fruitcake. "

I'd like to think so - but it's Madison.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 19, 2016 04:08 PM (P8951)

274 266, I needed mine to hold my Kleenex.



I had a very runny nose.

Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ at December 19, 2016 04:07 PM (vivhj)
My mom used to do that. And once spent a good minute groping around in there looking for her Kleenex - we were in Target. *mortifying*

Posted by: IC at December 19, 2016 04:08 PM (a0IVu)

275 261 "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2016 04:06 PM (8ZskC)

But, aside from Daredevil, blind people have a tendency to be peaceful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 04:08 PM (92kX2)

276 Oh, absolutely, but I would prefer to make the lefties move. Texas is awesome, but I would have to choose between hot and arid, and hot and humid.

-------------

If you lived in Amarillo, you also get Artic Blizzard

Posted by: SH at December 19, 2016 04:09 PM (gmeXX)

277 this morning I happened to skim over to CNN and Alyson was interviewing six Hillary voters, 4 that appeared to be female and two that were trying to be male.

She wanted to know what they were planning to do to understand Trump's voters. The first, who was a twin for John Podesta, said he was an LGBTQ activist and lived in Delaware and he thought he should invite more Republicans to his facebook page. He only had three and two were not Trump supporters.

#2 , a round pumpkin head woman with bright red lipstick, said that she was so sad that little girls have now lost that opportunity and hope to see a woman as president and that she thought maybe going out and traveling some to meet these Trump voters might be good. Because she could work on convincing them to come over to their side.

It went to a commercial and I turned it off. CNN cannot have possibly thought these people had anything of value to say.
They think we are all Neanderthal, HS dropouts with 8 kids and a car on blocks in the drive.

But in reality, these six were EXACTLY what I picture of a Hillary voter. The stereotype for that was strongly presented by the six of them.

Posted by: Jen at December 19, 2016 04:09 PM (en0W8)

278 Hey, the Iowa caucuses were the first official vote in the primary season -- but they can't get their election result in until the end for the EC? 'Sup with that?

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 19, 2016 04:09 PM (iIzG7)

279 *bongo drums*

*grabs mic*
*clears throat*
*takes a breath*

Intrumpment camps.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 19, 2016 04:09 PM (VdICR)

280 Adding to bumper sticker list:

It's MY America, you just live here.

Honk If You Hate Whitey

Posted by: StacyAW at December 19, 2016 04:09 PM (sPwat)

281 245 Among the stickers on her Subaru, I'm guessing, are these:

Coexist

I'm With Her

I *heart* My Cats

My Religion Is Loving Kindness

Peace (with chicken foot symbol)

Mean People Suck
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2016 04:04 PM (PY9jH)

=

Life is Good

Posted by: Loretta Swit at December 19, 2016 04:09 PM (7HtZB)

282 Texas is trolling us.....

Posted by: Tami at December 19, 2016 04:09 PM (Enq6K)

283 "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2016 04:06 PM (8ZskC)

But, aside from Daredevil, blind people have a tendency to be peaceful.

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I thought it was hot women that made the world go blind.

Posted by: SH at December 19, 2016 04:09 PM (gmeXX)

284 Maybe the Texas electors are trying time it just right for happy hours afterwards.




Hell. The whole day is happy hour. Today is the day Hillary will never be president.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2016 04:09 PM (wJky2)

285 Why do you care who I marry?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 19, 2016 04:10 PM (Pby3z)

286 I wouldn't be surprised to find out she's on the UW Madison faculty.

Probably not on the faculty of the school of Engineering though. Just a hunch.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 19, 2016 04:06 PM (P8951)




Womyn's Studies professor. I imagine every class is her ranking like that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 19, 2016 04:10 PM (493sH)

287 and that stupid = sign.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 19, 2016 04:10 PM (Pby3z)

288 People who chant - lemmings who, in an earlier time, would all be piled up at the bottom of cliffs.

Posted by: West at December 19, 2016 04:10 PM (1Rgee)

289 And once spent a good minute groping around in there looking for her Kleenex - we were in Target. *mortifying*
Posted by: IC at December 19, 2016 04:08 PM (a0IVu)

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ooooo...... THAT was YOU??

Posted by: fixerupper at December 19, 2016 04:10 PM (8XRCm)

290 Imagine what he was like on November 9.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 19, 2016 03:58 PM (P8951)
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He was definitely in my thoughts on election night. He was basically the template for all my lefty meltdown imaginings.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 19, 2016 04:10 PM (xeeHA)

291 To hell with that, let Cali secede. Let all the lefty bastards move to their dream utopia.

*****

I hope they secede. Without California the left will never win anything again.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 19, 2016 04:11 PM (18h+i)

292 And this one:

Hands Off My Vagina

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2016 04:11 PM (PY9jH)

293 278 Hey, the Iowa caucuses were the first official vote in the primary season -- but they can't get their election result in until the end for the EC? 'Sup with that?
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 19, 2016 04:09 PM (iIzG7)

They're conspiring with TX to drag it out long enough to not have to go back to work afterwards.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 19, 2016 04:11 PM (8hICw)

294 Honk If You Hate Whitey





Posted by: StacyAW at December 19, 2016 04:09 PM (sPwat)
==================================

I can't stop laughing. And thinking about Garret Morris. LOL

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 04:11 PM (dFi94)

295 >>>195 Somebody mentioned Weeping Boy from the Walker recall.

He deserves an encore:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-bCVUneUcE

Imagine what he was like on November 9.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 19, 2016 03:58 PM (P8951)

Omigod. Thank you so much. It's an early Christmas present.

Posted by: m at December 19, 2016 04:11 PM (3jGss)

296 >>Among the stickers on her Subaru, I'm guessing, are these:

weathered Obama "HOPE" sticker w/Shepard Fairy art

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2016 04:11 PM (NOIQH)

297 I thought it was hot women that made the world go blind.

-
In fact, just the thought of hot women.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 19, 2016 04:11 PM (Nwg0u)

298 178 166 Definitely.That actress,along with almost all the others got a no nudity clause inserted into their contracts.
Posted by: steevy at December 19, 2016 03:56 PM (r/0kC)

Unfortunately Emilia Clarke isn't going to get nekkid anymore on GoT. Shame, indeed.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 04:11 PM (0mRoj)

299 I thought it was hot women that made the world go blind.
Posted by: SH at December 19, 2016 04:09 PM (gmeXX)

Nope, just a cause-effect chain of looking at them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 04:11 PM (92kX2)

300 And this one:

Hands Off My Vagina


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You got it.

Posted by: Men at December 19, 2016 04:12 PM (gmeXX)

301 a round pumpkin head woman with bright red lipstick, said that she was
so sad that little girls have now lost that opportunity and hope to see a
woman as presiden
***
Pretty sure Ann Coulter will be tanned, rested, and ready for 2020.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 19, 2016 04:12 PM (X7E8f)

302 292 And this one:

Hands Off My Vagina

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2016 04:11 PM (PY9jH)



Yeah. No worries there.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 19, 2016 04:12 PM (Pby3z)

303 I thought it was hot women that made the world go blind.
Posted by: SH at December 19, 2016 04:09 PM (gmeXX)

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Wait... wut??

Then what puts hair on your hands.

THIS is all soooo confusing.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 19, 2016 04:12 PM (8XRCm)

304 And this one:

Hands Off My Vagina



Hmm. I don't envision people lining up to cop a feel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2016 04:13 PM (8ZskC)

305 Democracy Died Tonight !!!

Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 04:13 PM (dFi94)

306 305 Democracy Died Tonight !!!
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 04:13 PM (dFi94)

Someone saved my life tonight...

Posted by: Elton John at December 19, 2016 04:13 PM (92kX2)

307 And this one:

Hands Off My Vagina




And the one next to it:
But pay for it's care!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2016 04:13 PM (wJky2)

308 And this one:

Hands Off My Vagina

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Wouldnt THINK of touching your husband.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 19, 2016 04:14 PM (8XRCm)

309 I bet she has a hard time seeing out the back with all those stickers.

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2016 04:14 PM (2WITp)

310 nood

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2016 04:14 PM (8ZskC)

311 262 Among the stickers on her Subaru, I'm guessing, are these:

"Well-behaved women rarely make history"

*
*
The crazy ones don't either; hard to make history from within a loony bin.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 19, 2016 04:14 PM (uk/oG)

312 The 'Coexist' bumper sticker will be surrounded by 'hate republican white christians' bumper stickers with no sense of irony whatsoever.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2016 04:14 PM (OkKDg)

313 188 I thought they called him a 'racist' in 2012

-
He kept women in binders!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at December 19, 2016 03:58 PM (Nwg0u)

Where else are you going to keep them?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 04:14 PM (0mRoj)

314 Where else are you going to keep them?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2016 04:14 PM (0mRoj)

Chocolate and flowers always worked well for me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 19, 2016 04:15 PM (92kX2)

315 weathered Obama "HOPE" sticker w/Shepard Fairy art
.............

right next to the faculty parking sticker for UW-Madison

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2016 04:16 PM (2WITp)

316 Maybe the Texas electors are trying time it just right for happy hours afterwards.

I'm guessing they'll wait for the California vote, and then *stomp* it.

Heh.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 19, 2016 04:16 PM (044Fx)

317 305 Democracy Died Tonight !!!


Yeah, when one of these fringe left wing kooks like the woman in the video doesn't get their way, that's how they view it.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 19, 2016 04:17 PM (CWK2W)

318 "This is my America! Take me out if you must! You don't belong in America! Can I get my things!?" In the same histrionic voice.

Actually it seems to me that the "shame" people were talking to her, because they stopped when she was removed (or so it seems, anyway).

Posted by: docweasel at December 19, 2016 04:17 PM (Bq1Mm)

319 ho lee phuke wisconsin is full of idjits. damn what a wasteland.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2016 03:47 PM (KP5rU)

Uh, chavez, our EC votes went for Trump, not Hill.

We're a red state now.

There are idjits like her in Austin and Tuscon and (as Jane D'oh can testify) in Atlanta, Georgia.

Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at December 19, 2016 04:18 PM (P8951)

320 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Posted by: SOMESASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 19, 2016 04:18 PM (nQHw/)

321 It's looking like Trump is going to get to 270 electoral votes.

Cast members of the TV show MASH, hardest hit.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 19, 2016 04:19 PM (CWK2W)

322 "Take me out, I don't care!"
Uhh, okay, because it's over. Here or not here changes nothing.

I am certain the sleuths at the various reputation-wrecking news media sites will be in a rush to publish this woman's name, address, and place of employment?

Posted by: Deejay Tee at December 19, 2016 04:20 PM (wx6iv)

323 If only there was a way for Electors to know how the people of their state wanted them to vote.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at December 19, 2016 04:21 PM (v+ehC)

324 281 245 Among the stickers on her Subaru, I'm guessing, are these:

Coexist

I'm With Her

I *heart* My Cats

My Religion Is Loving Kindness

Peace (with chicken foot symbol)

Mean People Suck
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Recall Walker
Blue Fist

Posted by: WisRich at December 19, 2016 04:21 PM (hdpay)

325 Where was her safety pin?

Posted by: Jen at December 19, 2016 04:22 PM (en0W8)

326 I like the "Trump lost the popular vote by 2.8 million votes and growing" sign.

They need to reprint those signs because I'm pretty sure Jill Stein's efforts in Michigan showed the number is shrinking.

Posted by: Deejay Tee at December 19, 2016 04:22 PM (wx6iv)

327 New York Times:

http://nyti.ms/2h527nN

"As of 4:20 p.m. Eastern time, voting had ended in at least 43 states, with 259 votes for Donald J. Trump and 15 for Hillary Clinton. Mr. Trump needs 270 votes for his Election Day victory to become official."

"Despite calls for electors to defy the voters in states carried by Mr.
Trump, the only signs of 'faithless' electors have been in states that
Mrs. Clinton won. An elector in Maine voted for Senator Bernie Sanders
of Vermont rather than Mrs. Clinton. And a Minnesota elector who was a
Sanders supporter said he could not vote for Mrs. Clinton, and was
replaced by an alternate, so his protest did not affect the tally."

Posted by: mr_jack at December 19, 2016 04:23 PM (M59SC)

328 Hillary is losing votes to Sanders. Maybe the DNC should have thought twice before cheating so hard to make sure Hillary got that nomination. It almost certainly cost them the election.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 04:23 PM (39g3+)

329 BOOM. TRUMP.
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/12/19/us/elections/electoral-college-results.html

Posted by: Deejay Tee at December 19, 2016 04:23 PM (wx6iv)

330 4 states so far making Hillary the butt end of a faithless elector joke: WA, Maine, CO and Minnesota.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at December 19, 2016 04:23 PM (e8kgV)

331 305 Democracy Died Tonight !!!
Posted by: grammie winger - Glad Tidings of Great Joy at December 19, 2016 04:13 PM (dFi94)
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That video never gets old....ever!

http://tinyurl.com/pfwr3z3

Enjoy.

Posted by: WisRich at December 19, 2016 04:23 PM (hdpay)

332 "This is MY America"

***

No it's not! It's my America. Get your dirty hands off.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 19, 2016 04:23 PM (18h+i)

333 265 - Iowa in!

Posted by: Boots at December 19, 2016 04:24 PM (EBwPV)

334 I'm pretty sure Jill Stein's efforts in Michigan showed the number is shrinking.

In all three states, yeah.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 04:24 PM (39g3+)

335 An understanding of Wisconsin goes a long way toward understanding what happened in 2016. The Walker recall was ground zero for normal people rejecting the Screeching Left. We didn't necessarily love Trump here in Wisconsin, but we really disliked this kind of self-dramatizing world-is-coming-to-an-end Leftism.

Posted by: The Regular Guy at December 19, 2016 04:25 PM (qHCyt)

336 Trump at 256 to Clinton's 139 electoral votes

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at December 19, 2016 04:25 PM (e8kgV)

337 She's the living embodiment of the mistake called women's suffrage.

The left now has both Trigglypuff and now Purple Patrick Henry as champions!

Is it possible to have more loathsome examples for leftardism? (Yes. Yes, it is).

Posted by: FredB at December 19, 2016 04:25 PM (c5sfq)

338 As Bugs Bunny would say, "What a maroon!"

Posted by: VA MKZ at December 19, 2016 04:25 PM (htupJ)

339 Did you people miss my PERSONAL PLEA to not vote for Trump?

Posted by: Michael Moore at December 19, 2016 04:26 PM (seSmy)

340 And once spent a good minute groping around in there looking for her Kleenex - we were in Target. *mortifying*
Posted by: IC at December 19, 2016 04:08 PM (a0IVu)

============

If you use enough Kleenex you can just bend your head down and wipe your nose on your shirt you don't have to dig around.

And all the boys in 8th grade will try to sit by you at lunch.

Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ at December 19, 2016 04:27 PM (vivhj)

341 Yea when the face of your movement is Trigglypuff... Its not that she's grossly obese or ugly, its that she's childish, mindless, and yet unmotivted. She yelled a while then just stopped when her rage meter ran out. There's no passion there, just a knee jerk "this is how I'm supposed to behave" reaction. They aren't believers, they're just trained to behave in a certain way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 04:27 PM (39g3+)

342 Hollywood is making another video to appeal to the electors.

They got Carrot Top and Joe Piscappo this time

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 19, 2016 04:27 PM (18h+i)

343 I'm going to kill my agent for letting me do that audition for "This Is My America!"

Posted by: Sandra Bullock at December 19, 2016 04:28 PM (seSmy)

344 Am I wrong to think the Washington faithless electors' strategy is to sow chaos, to force the American public to abandon the electoral college, thus ensuring that coastal and metropolitan elites will finally be able to run this country the way they want?

Posted by: Smallish Bees at December 19, 2016 04:28 PM (yjhOG)

345 Rest easy America, my 3 Alaska electors voted for DJ Trump.

Posted by: Mudshark at December 19, 2016 04:29 PM (uz/Pv)

346 Vegan diets are bad for the brain.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 19, 2016 04:29 PM (QtQaN)

347 Iowa electors make it Trump 265.

Posted by: An Observation at December 19, 2016 04:29 PM (aKaos)

348 Am I wrong to think the Washington faithless electors' strategy is to sow chaos, to force the American public to abandon the electoral college

I dunno. Maybe somewhere in their dim bulbs, but I think mostly they're just throwing a tantrum. I mean both choices really sucked but pick someone you think doesn't suck. Colin Powell is a giant douchebag, but at least he's sort of qualified. But an eagle? Grow up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 04:30 PM (39g3+)

349 86 "Is it just me or did she sound like Tea Leoni?"

Yes! I couldn't put my finger on it but I recognized that voice!

Posted by: Mr. Shaggles at December 19, 2016 04:31 PM (H37nb)

350
By rights, the U.P. should be part of Wisconsin. Don't get me started on Toledo. What a bone-headed move.


Well, NE Wisconsin took over the U. P.'s Boy Scout Council three years ago, if that is any consolation.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Elector Set (Suck It, Celebs!) at December 19, 2016 04:33 PM (FTIES)

351 Tea Leoni's voice makes me feel funny, like when we would climb the rope in gym class.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 04:35 PM (39g3+)

352 Hollywood is making another video to appeal to the electors.

Quickly! Assemble the Stars of the Nineties!!! Noah Wylie! The cast of West Wing! The chicks from Will and Grace! Report to the Studio of Futile Political Action immediately!

Posted by: tu3031 at December 19, 2016 04:35 PM (qJhUV)

353 @Zombie

Just finished your re-worked opus, well done!

Posted by: browndog at December 19, 2016 04:35 PM (ccfl2)

354 Montana makes it 268 for Trump.

Posted by: An Observation at December 19, 2016 04:35 PM (aKaos)

355 Quite an attractive woman.............said nobody.

Posted by: James Douglas at December 19, 2016 04:36 PM (blnJH)

356 why aren't they hitting her with their night sticks, again?

Posted by: zombie Richard J. Daley at December 19, 2016 04:36 PM (jpW6t)

357 86 "Is it just me or did she sound like Tea Leoni?"

Then her next gig should be on the beach protesting the huge tidal wave from the asteroid impact.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at December 19, 2016 04:38 PM (v+ehC)

358 Thanks, mainstream media! Without you making it reasonable to claim Trump is Hitler incarnate, jackasses like that might think twice about acting to fucking stupid.

Great job!

I love her mantra of "This is MY America". Yeah, ok honey. It's ALL of our America, not just yours. And guess what ? More of the people of your state voted for Trump than Hillary. There is no appeal to "vote with your heart", you nitwit. People DID vote.

Posted by: deadrody at December 19, 2016 04:39 PM (fRgyI)

359 "Living in Wisconsin, it is getting REALLY annoying seeing these lunatics on TV every few months."

It beats living in Illinois, like I do, where the lunatics are running the joint.

Posted by: Brown Line at December 19, 2016 04:39 PM (667Qv)

360 Make America Coexist Again!

Posted by: mc at December 19, 2016 04:40 PM (TWinl)

361 I think our push as the right should be "unity" and calling for American to work together, to be side by side in opposing Trump's wrong and supporting his right, and working for a better president next time.

I think that message could resonate with all but the Trigglypuffs, who'll do their best to make us look like heroes. If we're calling for unity and good neighbors and they are crapping on police cars, voters will know who to trust.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2016 04:45 PM (39g3+)

362 I don't drink wine as I do not like the taste of it but I have some in the fridge that I use for cooking. When Trump hits the 270 mark, I am going to hit the "sauce". Maybe on Jan 20, I will drink some champagne- I like champagne!!

Posted by: areswoman at December 19, 2016 04:49 PM (Rx2dv)

363 The four faithless electors in Washington insure that even if all 38 Texas votes were to go to Hillary - that she still can't win. It would be Trump 268 Hillary 266 Colin Powell 3 War Eagle Fighting Feather (or whatever) 1.

So Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States.

Posted by: An Observation at December 19, 2016 04:50 PM (aKaos)

364 306 for Trump... these people failed like they fail in everything they do. Nothing but a pack of losers. No sympathy for these bags of trash. For years they've been calling us every name in the book. Screw you liberal bastards I hope the winning kills you.

Posted by: James the worst of the deplorable at December 19, 2016 04:52 PM (jxw6R)

365 So all the faithless electors are Democrats?

Weird, huh?

Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ at December 19, 2016 04:54 PM (vivhj)

366 The correct name for the for the 4th Washington faithless elector is "Faith Spotted Eagle".

Posted by: An Observation at December 19, 2016 05:02 PM (aKaos)

367 Texas vote Donald Trump 36 Kaitch 1 Ron Paul 1.

Posted by: An Observation at December 19, 2016 05:24 PM (aKaos)

368 Current totals: Donald Trump 304 Hillary 160 Colin Powell 3 Faith Spotted Eagle 1 John Kasich 1 Ron Paul 1

Posted by: An Observation at December 19, 2016 05:28 PM (aKaos)

369 I couldn't help myself. Okay, I could, but why should I?

Half-minute video remix
Electoral Snowflaking
http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/electoral-snowflaking
or
https://youtu.be/R4UHPkrK1qg

Thanks for the link, Warden!

Posted by: mindful webworker - hilarity ensues at December 19, 2016 05:32 PM (5a8XA)

370 I don't know how this will ditch the Electoral College, on the contrary it shows EXACTLY why we need one and that it should continue.

Posted by: Mudshark at December 19, 2016 05:33 PM (uLgME)

371 Purple lady deserves to be on a stamp next to Rosa Parks.

Posted by: Nobody Ever at December 19, 2016 05:46 PM (sPwat)

372 Alpha males will now open up shop.

Posted by: gobagoo at December 19, 2016 05:59 PM (A/saJ)

373 It's been my America for the last eight years and I put up with BO ruining it. I'm willing to give DJT a chance.

Posted by: JoeOfOmaha at December 20, 2016 01:58 PM (tyMy4)

374 "Can I take my things with me!?!?!!"

Posted by: Chuck Moss at December 20, 2016 03:16 PM (H/315)

375 What a wanker.

Posted by: Heltau at December 21, 2016 12:56 AM (+4gBY)

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