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Overnight Open Thread (17 Dec 2016)
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mike at December 17, 2016 10:07 PM (+B1Ea)
Posted by: The Outsider at December 17, 2016 10:08 PM (fHsdz)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2016 10:08 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2016 10:08 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2016 10:10 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 17, 2016 10:11 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Boots at December 17, 2016 10:11 PM (EBwPV)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 17, 2016 10:11 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 17, 2016 10:11 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 17, 2016 10:11 PM (6n332)
Imagine if they kept a sex toy capable of spraying mace. That would be effective.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2016 10:12 PM (mBYZv)
Well, another year in the books. I did not fall off the stage. I did not crash into any other dads. I did not forget any of the steps. Success.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Has Seen Rogue One But Will Not Spoil at December 17, 2016 10:12 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 17, 2016 10:13 PM (6n332)
You're wasting your money and time if you take this crap. University of Wisconsin offering course on the 'The Problem of Whiteness'.
This would be hilarious if it wasn't so fucking nazi like.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2016 10:14 PM (ZBp8/)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Has Seen Rogue One But Will Not Spoil at December 17, 2016 10:12 PM (89UPP)
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How much money did you make?
Do you have "pole burn"?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:15 PM (EnKk6)
.. they refused to appear for the requested briefing.
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Maybe because they haven't produced any fake documents to back up their fake allegations?
Posted by: Boots at December 17, 2016 10:15 PM (EBwPV)
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 10:16 PM (GsAUU)
Probably hires mostly illegals, and now he's pissed.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2016 10:16 PM (mBYZv)
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The article fusses about the consequences of people unable to get fuel delivery in the cold winter. But, the asshole has competition.
https://www.google.com/search?q=
Skowhegan%2C+Maine+propane+delivery
So, all is well.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2016 10:16 PM (R+30W)
Do you have "pole burn"?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:15 PM (EnKk6)
Past-Chaffing.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 17, 2016 10:16 PM (FYrz1)
.. they refused to appear for the requested briefing.
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Maybe because they haven't produced any fake documents to back up their fake allegations?
Posted by: Boots at December 17, 2016 10:15 PM (EBwPV)
Lying to Congress is a crime...
Lying to the American People, is not...
somehow, that just seems ass backwards to me...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 17, 2016 10:16 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:16 PM (EnKk6)
Do you have "pole burn"?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:15 PM (EnKk6)
I hope your dvr erases all your shows and will only record Arrow.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Has Seen Rogue One But Will Not Spoil at December 17, 2016 10:17 PM (89UPP)
So, NBC has found an artist in Moscow who painted a portrait of trump.
Therefore proof that Moscow and Putin tampered with our election because
they love trump
the russians got nothing on the japanese.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM6WbUw7Bs
Posted by: Anachronda at December 17, 2016 10:17 PM (Oi5b2)
I hope your dvr erases all your shows and will only record Arrow.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Has Seen Rogue One But Will Not Spoil at December 17, 2016 10:17 PM (89UPP)
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Arrow is fine as long as you turn the sound off.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:18 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Bete: A Deplorable at December 17, 2016 10:19 PM (Ojki1)
She lost the recount. Trump gained votes.
She lost the Miss Russia sweepstakes.
She loses again on Monday when the electors vote.
She loses when the US House counts the electors votes.
She loses when Trump is inaugurated.
Instead of just shutting up and losing once, she and her deranged supporters are losing every week.
Posted by: Boots at December 17, 2016 10:19 PM (EBwPV)
--Yeah, problems like taking care of our children with our own money, showing up for work on time, shit like that.
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 10:19 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2016 10:19 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 17, 2016 10:16 PM (FYrz1)
Pasty-Chafing.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 17, 2016 10:20 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:18 PM (EnKk6)
Well.....duh.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Has Seen Rogue One But Will Not Spoil at December 17, 2016 10:20 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 17, 2016 10:20 PM (tHwdc)
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Well... if it were baking a cake, it would be different.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2016 10:20 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 10:16 PM (GsAUU)
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Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDAaevTq51I
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 10:20 PM (CRotO)
I read last night that the store employees saw that the gun was fake.
My question is, didn't they have any whips they could have used?
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2016 10:21 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:18 PM (EnKk6)
Well.....duh.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Has Seen Rogue One But Will Not Spoil at December 17, 2016 10:20 PM (89UPP)
Be better if he used a crossbow....
/runs out of thread...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 17, 2016 10:21 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 17, 2016 10:22 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 10:24 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 17, 2016 10:20 PM (tHwdc)
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lol
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 10:24 PM (CRotO)
Last time I saw him in anything was Space: Above and Beyond which I think Frank Spotnitz also wrote for.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:24 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 17, 2016 10:24 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Miley
Unlikely.
He's just 'peacocking.'
It only requires being a pea-sized angry cock.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2016 10:25 PM (ZBp8/)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2016 10:26 PM (DdJw0)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 17, 2016 10:22 PM (mBYZv)
...So your dad isn't Jeff Dunham. Huh, I figured he might be as you have Peanut's looks, Walter's stellar personality and Achmed's futile devotion to a cause that will leave you in despair.
Guess that is just an odd coincidence then.
Posted by: Bete: A Deplorable at December 17, 2016 10:26 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Has Seen Rogue One But Will Not Spoil at December 17, 2016 10:20 PM (89UPP)
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Cochran doing his Stephen Amell imitation.
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 17, 2016 10:26 PM (6n332)
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 10:26 PM (GsAUU)
Kansas City has shut down their (ridiculous) brand-new streetcar, citing safety concerns due to the bad weather in these here parts. They recommend that people, instead of taking the street car, take the . . .
Wait for it . . .
Take the BUS!!!
BWAHAAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Posted by: filbert at December 17, 2016 10:27 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 17, 2016 10:24 PM (C9pBZ)
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Cochran's still chafed from his assless chaps rendition of "All I Want For Christmas".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:27 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2016 10:27 PM (DdJw0)
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at December 17, 2016 10:27 PM (JNDQi)
That roundtable discussion.....oy vey. You want to know how fucking psychotic and batshit crazy the American Left is?
In the roundtable, ANDREW SULLIVAN is the voice of reason.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2016 10:27 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2016 10:28 PM (cAnNx)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM6WbUw7Bs
Posted by: Anachronda at December 17, 2016 10:17 PM (Oi5b2)
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No shit...
lol
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 10:28 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 17, 2016 10:26 PM (6n332)
That guy is a closeted Moron. I'm sure of it.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Has Seen Rogue One But Will Not Spoil at December 17, 2016 10:28 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 10:29 PM (CRotO)
I oppose Barack Obama (and Hillary) for the same reasons I opposed Bill Clinton, and Gore, and Kerry (Dukakis, Mondale, et al).
BECAUSE THEY'RE LEFTISTS.
Hiding behind the Identity Group defense just shows how weak the arguments of the Left are.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2016 10:29 PM (vP09u)
Wait for it . . .
Take the BUS!!!
BWAHAAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Posted by: filbert at December 17, 2016 10:27 PM (s5o+q)
This show coming soon to Milwaukee, WI
Posted by: Bete: A Deplorable at December 17, 2016 10:29 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2016 10:27 PM (LuZz
yeah, those crazy dumbfucks really *are* cray-cray.....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 17, 2016 10:29 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:27 PM (EnKk6)
Alex isn't here, so I'll stand in.
ALL CHAPS ARE ASSLESS!!!!!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Has Seen Rogue One But Will Not Spoil at December 17, 2016 10:29 PM (89UPP)
might be as you have Peanut's looks, Walter's stellar personality and
Achmed's futile devotion to a cause that will leave you in despair.
Guess that is just an odd coincidence then.
Posted by: Bete: A Deplorable at December 17, 2016 10:26 PM (Ojki1)<<<
**squinty eyed glare**
Don't compare me to that! Or I'll stick Jose Jalapeno on a Stick up your...
Posted by: Walter at December 17, 2016 10:29 PM (ZAlOu)
++++
You better not let her hear you say that. You see the biceps on her, and those thighs! Give her half an excuse and she'll kick your ass up to your tonsils.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2016 10:30 PM (R+30W)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPAg7ODubB4
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:30 PM (EnKk6)
ALL CHAPS ARE ASSLESS!!!!!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Has Seen Rogue One But Will Not Spoil at December 17, 2016 10:29 PM (89UPP)
Shut up and go chop your carrots.
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2016 10:31 PM (cAnNx)
Kansas City has shut down their (ridiculous) brand-new streetcar, citing safety concerns due to the bad weather in these here parts. They recommend that people, instead of taking the street car, take the . . .
Wait for it . . .
Take the BUS!!!
BWAHAAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Posted by: filbert at December 17, 2016 10:27 PM (s5o+q)
--Really?
Oh shit, they're laying down tracks for a light rail system here in El Paso as well, disrupting a lot of traffic.
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 10:31 PM (GsAUU)
I think they will self select after hearing his voicemail or reading it in the papers.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2016 10:32 PM (dnWSK)
We wish everyone that leaves one of our businesses a Merry Christmas. Of course, the decks stacked because it is West By God, so PC bullshit is sparse.....so we rarely catch static.
How about y'all? When you shop local, do they wish you a Merry Christmas, A Cool Yule, Happy Holidays? Or do they say nothing....
We also get a kick outta...."Well if I don't see ya, Have a Merry Christmas.."
So, does that mean if you do see me before, then you want my Xmas to suck?
We joke that the Christmas Police won't cite you for wishing the same person a Merry Christmas multiple times.....
Anyways, hope the Season treat y'all well.....Horde deserves it.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 17, 2016 10:32 PM (soqYZ)
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2016 10:31 PM (cAnNx)
Dead men tell no tales. So shhhhhhhh.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Has Seen Rogue One But Will Not Spoil at December 17, 2016 10:32 PM (89UPP)
ALL CHAPS ARE ASSLESS!!!!!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Has Seen Rogue One But Will Not Spoil at December 17, 2016 10:29 PM (89UPP)
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Yeah, but the phrase "assless chaps" just trips off the tongue. "Assless trousers" is what your dad wears.
Assless chapssssss...so sibilant.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:33 PM (EnKk6)
50 It was 75 here today...so far it's dropped to 41 and is headed to the 20's...crazy weather.
Had to run the AC in San Antonio. Turning on the heat tonight. Going to the 30s. Damn climate change.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2016 10:34 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2016 10:34 PM (hBig8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:33 PM (EnKk6)
Yeah I'm sure your tongue rolls just fine.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Has Seen Rogue One But Will Not Spoil at December 17, 2016 10:34 PM (89UPP)
Cue Carly Simon's 'Anticipation'.
Waiting for the ONT, imagining all sorts of fascinating, informative, interesting material that keeps one awake all night.
So now I can't wait to tell everyone about the good book I read on Kindle for 99c. That, of course, has to wait for the book thread.
Posted by: Willie Wonte at December 17, 2016 10:35 PM (fPEz0)
Glad to be inside and warm. Real life has been impressively busy lately, so I've been lurking only.
Posted by: Piercello on the road at December 17, 2016 10:35 PM (/Yo5v)
Now, it's 31 degrees, with a wind advisory:
... WIND ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM 3 PM THIS AFTERNOON TO MIDNIGHT CST TONIGHT... THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN FORT WORTH HAS ISSUED A WIND ADVISORY... WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM 3 PM THIS AFTERNOON TO MIDNIGHT CST TONIGHT. * TIMING... AN ARCTIC COLD FRONT WILL ENTER NORTH TEXAS BY MIDDAY WITH WINDS INCREASING THROUGH THE AFTERNOON AND EARLY EVENING HOURS. * WINDS... SUSTAINED NORTH WINDS 25 TO 30 MPH WITH GUSTS TO 40 MPH. * IMPACTS... THE STRONG WINDS WILL BLOW AROUND LOOSE OBJECTS AND OUTDOOR HOLIDAY DECORATIONS. IN ADDITION... WIND CHILL READINGS WILL FALL INTO THE TEENS AFTER SUNSET AND TO NEAR ZERO DEGREES BY EARLY SUNDAY MORNING. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... A WIND ADVISORY MEANS THAT SUSTAINED WINDS OF AT LEAST 20 TO 30 MPH ARE EXPECTED. WINDS THIS STRONG CAN MAKE DRIVING DIFFICULT... ESPECIALLY FOR HIGH PROFILE VEHICLES. BOATERS SHOULD USE EXTRA CAUTION WHEN VENTURING ONTO AREA LAKES. RESIDENTS MAY WISH TO TAKE ACTION TO SECURE TRASH CANS... LAWN FURNITURE... AND OTHER LIGHTWEIGHT OUTDOOR OBJECTS THAT MAY BE BLOWN AROUND IN THE STRONG WINDS. &&
Global warming, huh?
Single-digit windchills in the morning...
At least no precip...just fucking cold.
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 10:36 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2016 10:27 PM (DdJw0)
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How do you make Snarky Teen Face? I love it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:36 PM (EnKk6)
So, NBC has found an artist in Moscow who painted a portrait of trump. Therefore proof that Moscow and Putin tampered with our election because they love trump
Same kind of logic that is applied to weather to "prove" global warming!
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 17, 2016 10:36 PM (BPK9o)
The poor in Memphis have to get their tax 'refund' payments. It's big business.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2016 10:36 PM (IDPbH)
A streetcar named expire.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2016 10:37 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2016 10:37 PM (DdJw0)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2016 10:37 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:33 PM (EnKk6)<<<
I usually have a good laugh at Barry when he does that when tells me to go put mine on.
Posted by: Walter at December 17, 2016 10:37 PM (ZAlOu)
btw, no one is buying this Russian conspiracy theory, not even the Left; they're just pushing it -- they don't actually believe it.
The only ones buying the Russian conspiracy theory are....
the stupid Republicans in Congress. As usual.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 17, 2016 10:38 PM (BPK9o)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2016 10:38 PM (DdJw0)
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2016 10:34 PM (hBig
--Just think, in little more than a month that dickhead will no longer be POTUS.
No Baraq bullshit before the Super Bowl.
And Hillary Rodham Clinton will not be President of the United States.
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 10:38 PM (GsAUU)
I'm conflicted about the statue. As art, it's meh.
As a woman, though... me likey.
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2016 10:38 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 17, 2016 10:38 PM (tHwdc)
I'm just north of you in Austinistan so it gets a tad colder. WeatherBug is now saying 36, so that's about a 40 degree swing so far and another 8-10 predicted.
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at December 17, 2016 10:39 PM (JNDQi)
Single-digit windchills in the morning...
At least no precip...just fucking cold.
Posted by: SMFH
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At least you aren't using LP gas heating... in Maine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2016 10:39 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 10:39 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:39 PM (EnKk6)
So it's gonna be THAT kind of Saturday ONT?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 17, 2016 10:38 PM (tHwdc)
As compared to you last night?
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2016 10:39 PM (cAnNx)
The Democrats can concoct any cockamamie theory or complaint and if they yell loud enough and often enough, they'll snare a few Republicans into going along with their lie.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 17, 2016 10:39 PM (BPK9o)
Posted by: Reggie Love at December 17, 2016 10:40 PM (ZAlOu)
DO I:
A . Trace out the groove with a utility knife, chisel it out, and file/sand it smooth
B . try to build a platform and jig for a power drill, and 'route' it out
C . or wing it with a dremel ?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2016 10:40 PM (ZBp8/)
Thanks, Pops.Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:40 PM (EnKk6)
Still doesn't change the fact of single-digit windchills, and unfortunately, I will have to be out in that in the morn.
Looking up building my own flamethrower in case I have to torch a dumbass.
Warmth on the go.
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 10:42 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Piercello on the road at December 17, 2016 10:42 PM (/Yo5v)
Anybody else try these new Hershey's Layer Crunch Cookies? They're basically chocolate Slurm*...
(*wondering how many Hordelings will get that reference)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 10:42 PM (u8kLQ)
Amateurs. Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 10:43 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2016 10:43 PM (dnWSK)
***
Can anyone come up with one think Obama "gave away" to the right during his whole presidency?
As I recall a bunch of modifications to Obamacare were suggested - his response was "I won".
He didn't cut taxes.
He didn't cut spending.
He didn't do anything about Iran.
He didn't even agree to vet the Jihadis he is importing....
Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2016 10:43 PM (aZq03)
@94
power saw with the blade exposed to the depth you want your groove thing cut to. Itsa a common technique, dado saw blades cut a wide kerf and are designed to do exactly that. It is a basic cabinetry technique.
Posted by: Willie Wonte at December 17, 2016 10:43 PM (fPEz0)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 17, 2016 10:44 PM (rH4JY)
DO I:
A . Trace out the groove with a utility knife, chisel it out, and file/sand it smooth
B . try to build a platform and jig for a power drill, and 'route' it out
C . or wing it with a dremel ?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2016 10:40 PM (ZBp8/)
++++
https://www.sunbeltrentals.com/equipment/detail/1003/0040040/router/
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2016 10:44 PM (R+30W)
http://tinyurl.com/jyeew5z
Can't wait to hear this movie's Love Theme...
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 10:44 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Piercello
Rectangle like. Like the groove on a cutting board, to catch stuff from rolling/flowing off.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2016 10:44 PM (ZBp8/)
Yes morons, you can buy the above product on Amazon for the low, low price of $11.49.
Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at December 17, 2016 10:45 PM (d2/pK)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2016 10:37 PM (R+30W)
3 words:
Drive. Through. Daquiris.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at December 17, 2016 10:45 PM (R5EqA)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 17, 2016 10:45 PM (C2Or7)
Posted by: Phillip J. Fry at December 17, 2016 10:45 PM (d76uN)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2016 10:45 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Has Seen Rogue One But Will Not Spoil at December 17, 2016 10:34 PM (89UPP)
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Like a sushi chef, baby!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:45 PM (EnKk6)
http://www.carrolldunham.net/
Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 17, 2016 10:44 PM (rH4JY)
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I'm so not clicking on that.
...ya freak.
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 10:45 PM (CRotO)
Normally there is a fence in Nebraska holding off the cold air. It's down.
-10 ℉ tomorrow morning. I'll try and warm it up as it passes your way.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 17, 2016 10:46 PM (u82oZ)
If you were stupid enough to vote for Mrs Clinton, I have serious doubts you're smart enough to deliver my gas safely. Therefore I will not be buying my gas from you in the future.
Sincerely,
The over 50% of the people who voted for Trump
Posted by: Hank at December 17, 2016 10:46 PM (yBK3k)
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at December 17, 2016 10:46 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2016 10:40 PM (ZBp8/)
Just go buy the router. It will save a trip to the ER and/or a ruined board.
Posted by: Iowa Bob at December 17, 2016 10:46 PM (80HyY)
We gotta do something about global warming!
Republicans are hooked into it.
We gotta do something about health care!
Republicans are hooked into it.
We gotta do something about guns!
Republicans fall for it.
We gotta do something about rape/bullying/torture/Syria/concussions/internet freedom/Wall Street greed/etc.
Republicans will go along with it.
We gotta do something about insert anything here!
Republicans will fall for it.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 17, 2016 10:46 PM (BPK9o)
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Yeah, I watch too much tv of the animated variety as well.
However, due to the rampant anti-conservative bent, I've cut out Family Guy, and never really got into The Cleveland Show. Simpsons is now hit and miss.
sigh.
I wish they would bring back King of the Hill.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 17, 2016 10:46 PM (kREqP)
A . Trace out the groove with a utility knife, chisel it out, and file/sand it smooth B . try to build a platform and jig for a power drill, and 'route' it out
C . or wing it with a dremel ?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2016 10:40 PM (ZBp8/)<<<
Go buy a tray and then dance a jig because you don't have to use a utility knife to cut a channel.
Posted by: so easy a caveman could do it at December 17, 2016 10:46 PM (ZAlOu)
Was out back with a fine adult beverage just a few minutes back, then a north wind hit and dropped temps faster than my weather station could follow...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 17, 2016 10:47 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 10:47 PM (u8kLQ)
Hope your shoulder is recovering at a good rate.
I'm looking forward *NOT* to surgery next yr for a herniated disc and neck stenosis. The joys of your 60s if you are blessed w/ some crappy genes.
Posted by: Farmer at December 17, 2016 10:49 PM (o/90i)
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Not if, my dear, but when. They are legion.
Don't forget to make a purse-sized flamethrower for impromptu de-assification. Plus, it can be used on creme brulee!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:49 PM (EnKk6)
Normally there is a fence in Nebraska holding off the cold air. It's down.
-10 tomorrow morning. I'll try and warm it up as it passes your way.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 17, 2016 10:46 PM (u82oZ)
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How about not sending it at all...
Build that f'ing fence.
Make it YUGE.
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 10:49 PM (CRotO)
Find a beaver.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2016 10:45 PM (dnWSK)
So he can groove on a more interesting type of "wood" working?
Posted by: Willy J. at December 17, 2016 10:49 PM (bqN/x)
Cookie QC testing overdone.
"Help me Precor Treadmill, you're my only hope!"
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 17, 2016 10:49 PM (FtrY1)
A . Trace out the groove with a utility knife, chisel it out, and file/sand it smooth B . try to build a platform and jig for a power drill, and 'route' it out
C . or wing it with a dremel ?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2016 10:40 PM
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Do you want it to look good? If yes, rent or buy a router, they aren't that expensive. Better yet, just buy a tray.....
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at December 17, 2016 10:50 PM (JNDQi)
I think they will self select after hearing his voicemail or reading it in the papers.
May he find out exactly how many of his customers voted DT
Posted by: bill-o at December 17, 2016 10:50 PM (3KIO5)
Could you imagine if someone had told you in 2013 that the few issues that came up in the 2016 election were:
The Democrat candidate wanted to go to war in the middle east.
The Democrat candidate wanted to go to war with Russia.
I don't think anyone would have believe you....
Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2016 10:50 PM (aZq03)
Damn, circular saw... circular being the operative word that I couldn't bring to mind. Skill Saw was what we called'm back in the day. You can do the same thing with a table saw. It's easy with the fence set up as a guide. Only way to do it accurately.
Posted by: Willie Wonte at December 17, 2016 10:50 PM (fPEz0)
I'm looking forward *NOT* to surgery next yr for a herniated disc and neck stenosis. The joys of your 60s if you are blessed w/ some crappy genes.
Posted by: Farmer at December 17, 2016 10:49 PM (o/90i)
Thanks for the well wishes and good luck with your surgery!
Unfortunately my shoulder is recovering very very slowly. Which sucks. A lot.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Has Seen Rogue One But Will Not Spoil at December 17, 2016 10:50 PM (89UPP)
10 tomorrow morning. I'll try and warm it up as it passes your way.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 17, 2016 10:46 PM (u82oZ)
Time to build a bigger, much more luxurious and yuge fence.
Posted by: Bete: A Deplorable at December 17, 2016 10:51 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 10:51 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:49 PM (EnKk6)
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Gotta have a purse-sized one.
You know how us ladies are about discretion.
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 10:51 PM (CRotO)
Therefore proof that Moscow and Putin tampered with our election because
they love trump
the russians got nothing on the japanese.
So it was the Ruskies and those darn Nips that hacked the election! The Soviets and the Axis are aligning to destroy America, and their secret agent is Trump!
Posted by: NYT at December 17, 2016 10:51 PM (rH4JY)
He'll pretend he never did it but Michael Moore, the big fat liar, had just as big of a problem with George Bush as he does with Donald Trump.
Fat Woman-ish Moore hated Bush. But I'll never forget the huge lie he told just to deceive people into thinking Bush was an extremist and Democrats aren't as far to the left as people think.
Moore said "Bill Clinton was the best Republican president we ever had."
I guarantee Michael Five-Chins Moore will say the exact same thing about obama. Mark my words.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 17, 2016 10:51 PM (BPK9o)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2016 10:51 PM (DdJw0)
And let me know what kind of finish you want on it, too.
Of course, it won't be ready for Christmas, so if that's a hurdle... I'd suggest you go with Option A.
Hand held power tools and soft wood, tend to not cooperate in wildly unforeseeable ways.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 17, 2016 10:52 PM (v5iqM)
A loved one wanted to send me something from Omaha Steaks, but couldn't afford it. So he's sending me a box of... "Cancun Steaks."
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 10:52 PM (u8kLQ)
A . Trace out the groove with a utility knife, chisel it out, and file/sand it smooth B . try to build a platform and jig for a power drill, and 'route' it out
C . or wing it with a dremel ?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2016 10:40 PM (ZBp8/)
If you're gonna make a jig, shouldn't it be for the Dremmel?! Why make a jig for a drill?
Actually, what do I know. I'd just have Norm make it.
Posted by: Bob Vila at December 17, 2016 10:52 PM (ZAlOu)
Is your therapist chirpy even as s/he brings the pain? They always seem to be perky blonde Mengele types.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:52 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 10:53 PM (CRotO)
sigh.
I wish they would bring back King of the Hill."
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This!
Posted by: Negan at December 17, 2016 10:53 PM (3GTCT)
Would love if Mike Judge would turn it into a movie.
Sadly, a main character's voice actor, Brittany Murphy is mort.
Can't have King Of The Hill without Luanne.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 17, 2016 10:53 PM (BPK9o)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 10:53 PM (u8kLQ)
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So well written. Very... clever at times.
My favorite character is Dale. Such a nut job. So entertaining. Yes. Movie. Please.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 17, 2016 10:53 PM (kREqP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 10:54 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2016 10:54 PM (DdJw0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 10:54 PM (u8kLQ)
We gotta do something about insert anything here!
Republicans will fall for it.
Most republicans in Washington are power hungry progressives who love government control as much as democrats. They just don't act as excited about it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2016 10:54 PM (dnWSK)
Do you think Assad would have been more likely to negotiate a settlement then fight to the bitter end if Obama's allies in Libyan hadn't been allowed to torture and then summarily execute Gaddafi?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2016 10:55 PM (aZq03)
Is your therapist chirpy even as s/he brings the pain? They always seem to be perky blonde Mengele types.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:52 PM (EnKk6)
Your basic range of motion stuff right now. Just creeping into some strengthening via the bands. I actually had acupuncture and cupping done on Fri in an attempt to try and loosen the muscles and reduce pain. I haven't noticed any change in range of motion, but the pain is some reduced.
Btw, cupping sucks. It hurts like hell and my upper back looks FUUUUUUCKED up. Feels not so great either.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Has Seen Rogue One But Will Not Spoil at December 17, 2016 10:55 PM (89UPP)
Now, he seems to be wandering from the Democrat reservation. I wonder if he'll find the right way again soon.
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at December 17, 2016 10:55 PM (qC/Z5)
Russians called him "the corncob," meaning a country bumpkin.
The poet Akhmatova said that when Khrushchev replaced Stalin, "power became vegetarian."
Pretty cool.
Posted by: mnw at December 17, 2016 10:55 PM (HayJi)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2016 10:55 PM (IDPbH)
Glad to be inside and warm. Real life has been impressively busy lately, so I've been lurking only.
Posted by: Piercello on the road at December 17, 2016 10:35
Glad you got home through the nasty fog. We've done that a few times and it's no fun.
Posted by: Farmer at December 17, 2016 10:56 PM (o/90i)
Brittany Murphy and her boyfriend died like a year apart.
They were druggies.
But Murphy's mom, get this, blamed the house they were living in -- like they died from mold poisoning or something.
(Mold in houses was/is a big scam. King of the Hill even did an episode about it.)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 17, 2016 10:56 PM (BPK9o)
creeping into some strengthening via the bands.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Has Seen Rogue One But Will Not Spoil at December 17, 2016 10:55 PM (89UPP)<<<
Careful, kid, or you'll put your eye out.
Posted by: Dingy Harry at December 17, 2016 10:56 PM (ZAlOu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 10:47 PM (u8kLQ)
--To Hell with that, I want another Beavis and Butt-Head movie.
Still waiting to watch Silicon Valley Season 2.
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 10:56 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:57 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 10:57 PM (CRotO)
Daisy, where can you find Andrew Sullivan anymore? I thought he moved permanently into Sarah Palin's womb, never to be seen again.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 10:57 PM (u8kLQ)
Therefore proof that Moscow and Putin tampered with our election because
they love trump
***
When American soldiers got to one of Saddam's palaces in Iraq they fought a painting of the twin towers being destroyed by planes....
[sarc]
So does this mean this really is evidence Saddam was behind 9/11?
[/sarc]
Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2016 10:57 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 10:56 PM
What the hell? you've only seen S1?
Posted by: otho at December 17, 2016 10:58 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2016 10:39 PM (cAnNx)
We were discussing what guys want for Christmas. I believe the category was Gifts for Under $10/priceless.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 17, 2016 10:58 PM (tHwdc)
A loved one wanted to send me something from Omaha Steaks, but couldn't afford it. So he's sending me a box of... "Cancun Steaks."
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 10:52 PM (u8kLQ)
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I hear the dog is quite good from there. They feed them the flesh of their enemies.
Posted by: JEF at December 17, 2016 10:58 PM (+M4lJ)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
Thank you for the offer, but I have to do it on my own. And, yes, I worried about the wood not being cooperative.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2016 10:58 PM (ZBp8/)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 10:58 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 10:58 PM (u8kLQ)
Andrew Sullivan was a good read before 9/11 but then slowly became a
Democrat, then a Liberal and then more progressive to the point where I
quit reading him unless he was cited here or at nsty for saying
something ridiculous.
Now, he seems to be wandering from the Democrat reservation. I wonder if he'll find the right way again soon.
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at December 17, 2016 10:55 PM (qC/Z5)
Andrew Sullivan is probably just chasing money.
Posted by: davidt at December 17, 2016 10:58 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Al Gore, climate priest at December 17, 2016 10:58 PM (rH4JY)
The hairiest moment in today's drive was when the pickup trying to pass me gunned it on an uphill, lost traction, and slid into the median.
I'm just glad he missed me!
Posted by: Piercello on the road at December 17, 2016 10:58 PM (/Yo5v)
In about two hours, it'll be about 8.
shit
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 10:57 PM (CRotO)
windchill, that was our temperature the other day.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 10:59 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 10:59 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2016 10:59 PM (IDPbH)
I'd guess it was either a specific boyfriend or pressure from those he was interested in. Sadly this is probably the single most common way conservative trend left.*
*Well, unless they are being bribed like that Texan faithless elector
Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2016 10:59 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 17, 2016 10:59 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 10:59 PM (cPsPa)
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Congratulations.
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 10:59 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 11:00 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 17, 2016 11:00 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 10:52 PM (u8kLQ)
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My guess is they're smuggling drugs in the boxes, or the head of Tortugo.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 11:00 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 10:59 PM (CRotO)
if it is not 80 may as well be 80 below.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:00 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 11:01 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 11:01 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Has Seen Rogue One But Will Not Spoil at December 17, 2016 10:50
Sorry to hear that. You are relatively young, you will recover before you realize it, I hope. Prayers up from here.
T
Posted by: Farmer at December 17, 2016 11:01 PM (o/90i)
"Jimmy, all I could find in the box was a bunch of white powder. I think there was a mistake. Hold on, there's a guy with a machine gun at the door, gotta answer it..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 11:02 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 11:00 PM (u8kLQ)
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yet funny as fuck.
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 11:02 PM (CRotO)
Why do we give cops a bounty for the least serious crime that is actually enforced with any regularity.
Speaking of which, President 18-1 would introduce the bounty system for the INS...say $100 per?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2016 11:03 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Has Seen Rogue One
On the bright side, you now understand how a TENS unit can be a sex toy.
Posted by: Jean at December 17, 2016 11:03 PM (w5jBN)
Edge both sides of the groove with your knife, using a straightedge as a guide, and taking multiple not-too-deep passes per cut so as not to involuntarily amputate something;
Again using the straightedge as a guide, drag the Dremel along the board, keeping the body of the Dremel in contact with the surface at a controlled angle, so as to rough out the groove at a consistent depth;
Clean up with the chisel.
Posted by: Piercello on the road at December 17, 2016 11:04 PM (/Yo5v)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2016 11:04 PM (aZq03)
Wow! If I'm translating this correctly, *every* box of Cancun Steaks comes with 9 fresh-ground patties of Meat of Indeterminate Origin, absolutely free!!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 11:04 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: davidt at December 17, 2016 10:58 PM (XoldI)
Well he's certainly not chasing pussy.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 11:04 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 11:01 PM (u8kLQ)
Al Bundy had a couple outs in the show. And always came back.
Despite everything they do to each other the Bundy's are a loving family.
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2016 11:04 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2016 11:03 PM (aZq03)
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*Does the math*
I'm gonna make a killing...heh.
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 11:04 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 11:05 PM (CRotO)
Single-digit windchills in the morning...
All that extra heat gots to come from somewhere!
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2016 11:06 PM (ZIFyZ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:06 PM (cPsPa)
Why do we give cops a bounty for the least serious crime that is actually enforced with any regularity.
Speaking of which, President 18-1 would introduce the bounty system for the INS...say $100 per?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2016 11:03 PM (aZq03)
Per ear?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 11:06 PM (0mRoj)
Preferably economically, but you know, whatever works.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 17, 2016 11:06 PM (MZcWR)
Rewards for Justice
Posted by: Jean at December 17, 2016 11:06 PM (w5jBN)
Given the nature of reality in the Bundy universe, I would guess Al was always dragged back kicking and screaming.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 11:06 PM (u8kLQ)
He's chasing the tiny spiders that live in his own cranium. The man has no credibility with me.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 11:06 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: davidt at December 17, 2016 10:58 PM (XoldI)
Well he's certainly not chasing pussy.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 11:04 PM (0mRoj)
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Not even if he tripped and fell in one.
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 11:06 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:06 PM (cPsPa)
Archer was great until Season 7.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 11:07 PM (0mRoj)
The shitty Dolphins, somehow, have a decent record.
They have more wins than the vaunted Packers, who are just awesome with an awesome quarterback and an awesome coach.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 17, 2016 11:08 PM (BPK9o)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:08 PM (cPsPa)
>>>There was *no way out* for Al Bundy.
***
He was stuck with all of his "white privilege"
Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2016 11:04 PM (aZq03)<<<
Al had it easy with that broad.
Posted by: Ron Perlman, married to Katey Sagal in Sons of Anarchy at December 17, 2016 11:08 PM (ZAlOu)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2016 10:37 PM (R+30W)
3 words:
Drive. Through. Daquiris.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at December 17, 2016 10:45 PM (R5EqA)
Michigan's is listed as almost $3600 without an infraction, and that is more than 3 times my rate.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2016 11:08 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 11:09 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 11:09 PM (6FqZa)
I took a second look at MWC when I read Aristophanes' "Lysistrata," and realized it played almost exactly like an episode. Made me realize there's a long, proud tradition of all-out bawdy, vulgar (but nonetheless true-to-life) humor and satire.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 11:09 PM (u8kLQ)
Now, he seems to be wandering from the Democrat reservation. I wonder if he'll find the right way again soon.
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at December 17, 2016 10:55 PM (qC/Z5)
++++
He was still good after 9/11. He flipped when Bush came out in favor of a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage in early 2004. Then Sullivan soured on everything Bush, including the war in Iraq, war on terror, everything.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2016 11:09 PM (R+30W)
Last time I saw him in anything was Space: Above and Beyond which I think Frank Spotnitz also wrote for.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:24 PM (EnKk6)
I watched two episodes Thursday and three more today. I think it's the best television show I've ever seen and should be required Moron watching.
De la Fuente does a great job with his character.
My favorite characters are Trade Minister Tagomi and Obergruppenfuhrer Smith. Both are complex characters.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 17, 2016 11:10 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: An Observation at December 17, 2016 11:10 PM (mZbxM)
203 buzzion, really? That's interesting.
Given the nature of reality in the Bundy universe, I would guess Al was always dragged back kicking and screaming.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 11:06 PM (u8kLQ)
Nope. Hell, he and Peg even separated for a while. He moved out.
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2016 11:10 PM (cAnNx)
Despite everything they do to each other the Bundy's are a loving family.
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2016 11:04 PM (cAnNx)
Katey Segal wasn't bad. I never understood why Al was so reluctant to do his husbandly duty.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 17, 2016 11:10 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2016 11:11 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 10:51
Indeed, SMFH, indeed.
Be well in TX, it's headed to -9 here in N IL.
Posted by: Farmer at December 17, 2016 11:11 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Piercello on the road
Lots of good ideas. Thanks for taking the time to reply .
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2016 11:12 PM (ZBp8/)
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2016 11:13 PM (cAnNx)
I always got the strong impression that was one of the major reasons Al had no interest in her anymore.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 11:13 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:08 PM (cPsPa)
One of the best scenes was when Al was trying to get rid of a gang of teenagers harassing an old flame. The leader of the group continues to beat the crap out of him, and Al keeps coming back.
https://youtu.be/443oJv_s6JA
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 17, 2016 11:13 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 11:07 PM (0mRoj)
Is that when they moved out to LA and Peaches joined the show?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:13 PM (cPsPa)
***
Interestingly most politically aware liberals are indeed evil. And if you talk with them, and they don't realize you aren't a liberal, it becomes fascinating.
They want to reduce those outside of their in group to serfdom. They want to imprison those that publicly disagree with them. They want to reduce the number of people with brown skin. And on and on.
Fortunately most Dem voters really have no clue what they are voting for. Basically the Dem politicians promise them handouts and they are willfully ignorant as to where that money will come from.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2016 11:13 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2016 11:14 PM (cAnNx)
That is... high praise. I'll probably have to pick up a DVD set.
Currently I'm back to DS9. "Shakaar" (on season 3) was awesome. Nurse Ratched takes command of Bajor and, being Nurse Ratched, proceeds to starve out the hilly province which produces food so she can subsidise the rich plain which produces cash-crop for export. Hills go all WOLVERINES and force the nurse to hang up her white hat.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 11:14 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at December 17, 2016 11:14 PM (C+vbB)
I always got the strong impression that was one of the major reasons Al had no interest in her anymore.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 11:13 PM (u8kLQ)
True.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 17, 2016 11:14 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 11:09 PM (EnKk6)
I dunno what it is exactly but it feels like the series has lost its mojo. I just don't encounter the laugh out loud funny stuff anywhere near as much as the previous six seasons.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 11:14 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 17, 2016 11:14 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 17, 2016 11:14 PM (bqN/x)
https://youtu.be/443oJv_s6JA
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 17, 2016 11:13 PM (FYrz1)
yep. He took that beating, and the lesser beatings he got every day, like a man with dignity, and he always got back up, albeit slowly and painfully.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:15 PM (cPsPa)
Also on the moron reading list, "That Hideous Strength"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 11:15 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 11:15 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 11:14 PM (0mRoj)
well, it has lost some of its shock value.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:15 PM (cPsPa)
Katey Segal wasn't bad. I never understood why Al was so reluctant to do his husbandly duty.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 17, 2016 11:10 PM (FYrz1)
--I'm sure it was part of the comedy. But seriously, Al ultimately chose faithfulness over adultery, much as he was tempted. That's the conservative side of the show.
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 11:15 PM (GsAUU)
what is this "cold" you talk about?
D:
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 17, 2016 11:16 PM (C2Or7)
Last time I saw him in anything was Space: Above and Beyond
***
I really liked that show. I wonder why there was never an attempt to bring it back.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2016 11:16 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2016 11:16 PM (IDPbH)
Katey Segal wasn't bad. I never understood why Al was so reluctant to do his husbandly duty.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 17, 2016 11:10 PM (FYrz1)
--I'm sure it was part of the comedy. But seriously, Al ultimately chose faithfulness over adultery, much as he was tempted. That's the conservative side of the show.
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 11:15 PM (GsAUU)
And for how much she wanted it those 15 seconds must have been amazing.
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2016 11:17 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Pam Poovey at December 17, 2016 11:18 PM (ZAlOu)
Despite everything they do to each other the Bundy's are a loving family.
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2016 11:04 PM (cAnNx)
well, that is the hallmark of a good family. you may fuck with each other, not literally like in wisconsin, but woe unto anyone outside the family that dares to screw with the family.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:18 PM (cPsPa)
Last time I saw him in anything was Space: Above and Beyond which I think Frank Spotnitz also wrote for.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 10:24 PM (EnKk6)
I watched two episodes Thursday and three more today. I think it's the best television show I've ever seen and should be required Moron watching.
De la Fuente does a great job with his character.
My favorite characters are Trade Minister Tagomi and Obergruppenfuhrer Smith. Both are complex characters.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 17, 2016 11:10 PM (nvMvs)
I plan on starting it tomorrow.
Posted by: josephistan at December 17, 2016 11:18 PM (7qAYi)
what is this "cold" you talk about?
D:
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 17, 2016 11:16 PM (C2Or7)
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I'll hold him down while the rest of y'all take turns giving him a barbed wire-wrapped pineapple enema.
Via bazooka.
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 11:19 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 11:07 PM (0mRoj)
Is that when they moved out to LA and Peaches joined the show?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:13 PM (cPsPa)
They're in LA running a private investigation company.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 11:19 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 11:19 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2016 11:20 PM (cAnNx)
Switch over to Bob's Burgers.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2016 11:16 PM (IDPbH)
Couldn't get into it. I watched several episodes then gave up.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 11:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2016 11:16 PM (aZq03)
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Because I liked it, and because Fox.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 11:20 PM (EnKk6)
what is this "cold" you talk about?
D:
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 17, 2016 11:16 PM (C2Or7)
oh please I walk the dogs in a tshirt, shorts, and flip flops in freezing weather. mostly just to fuck with our doorman.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:20 PM (cPsPa)
Four.
FOUR!
As in: DEGREES FAHRENHEIT, dude!
Oh, er, sorry.... it's effing cold here tonight.
Booze is happenin' for sure...
Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 17, 2016 11:21 PM (044Fx)
I read about it today. Makes the plot kind of creepy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 11:21 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2016 11:21 PM (8HGb7)
Oh well more show for me to watch. Wait I don't think it works that way.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2016 11:21 PM (IDPbH)
suits arbitrarily kill it off. "Space Above And Beyond" is a case in
point. The "V" remake was even worse. Ohai I'll kill off the kid and
brainwash the whole planet, yep, Earth is officially a colony now,
prepare your collective anus for lizard schlong.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 11:19 PM (6FqZa)<<<<
Better to just fade to bl...
Posted by: The Sopranos at December 17, 2016 11:21 PM (ZAlOu)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 11:19 PM (0mRoj)
so Peaches is not in the show?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:21 PM (cPsPa)
Why do we give cops a bounty for the least serious crime that is actually enforced with any regularity.
Speaking of which, President 18-1 would introduce the bounty system for the INS...say $100 per?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2016 11:03 PM (aZq03)
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The reason police departments have quotas for cops writing tickets is that the money does go into the city's coffers. Any governor that wants to mess with that would have to come up with an alternative revenue stream for cities. Like taxes. So, nobody who wants to win is going to do that.
I like the bounty for illegals though. Of course, it will never happen since it makes too much sense.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2016 11:21 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Y5, watch out for polar penis. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 11:22 PM (u8kLQ)
Oh well more show for me to watch. Wait I don't think it works that way.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2016 11:21 PM (IDPbH)
Streaming video is not a zero-sum game. Unless you have Comcast.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 11:22 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 17, 2016 11:22 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 17, 2016 11:10 PM (nvMvs)
Just finished it the other day. Smith definitely got more interesting this season.
Mrs. Smith is MILFy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 17, 2016 11:22 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 11:19 PM (0mRoj)
so Peaches is not in the show?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:21 PM (cPsPa)
Don't know who Peaches is.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 11:22 PM (0mRoj)
I mean, some people say we get to watch Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence do the thing in zero G, but all that'll do is make me hate Chris Pratt.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 11:23 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2016 11:11
It could have been one of several. "Hillary and Bill" volume 3, by Victor Thorn is the one I'll bet.
What she tells me is chilling.
Posted by: Farmer at December 17, 2016 11:23 PM (o/90i)
Y5, watch out for polar penis. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 11:22 PM (u8kLQ)
See Mom. Sometimes the Morons do read the articles on the ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2016 11:23 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 11:23 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2016 11:24 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 17, 2016 11:24 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 11:23 PM (6FqZa)
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She's on Archer??
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 11:24 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
Yes, if for nothing else than to stare at Margot Robbie
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at December 17, 2016 11:25 PM (C+vbB)
Don't know who Peaches is.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 11:22 PM (0mRoj)
former ont moronette. she would fit in perfectly as Archer's mom with less booze.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:25 PM (cPsPa)
Option B will trash your drill. The bearings aren't designed for side loads.
Buy the router. It's a tool you won't know how you got along without.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 17, 2016 11:25 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 11:25 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 11:26 PM (GsAUU)
Preferably economically, but you know, whatever works.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 17, 2016 11:06 PM (MZcWR)
I cut all the Democrats out of my life after the 2012 election.
You vote for Obama once, you're an idiot.
Vote for him twice, and you're the enemy. There is no walking that back.
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2016 11:26 PM (sdi6R)
Jay Guevara immediately mentioned photos of flag draped coffins, too.
Exactly correct:
1) new POTUS is an unlettered idiot;
2) cruel rich Republicans indifferent to homeless crisis; and
3) look at all these coffins! Brave GIs (some transgendered)-- dead for cheap oil!
What have I missed?
Posted by: mnw at December 17, 2016 11:26 PM (HayJi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2016 11:26 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:26 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 17, 2016 11:26 PM (jrFgU)
Spoilers below, if anyone plans to see it.
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Okay, supposedly everyone is saying that, 30 years into a 120-year-long hibernation trip, Chris Pratt *and* Jennifer Lawrence awaken and fall in love.
Actually as it turns out, Chris wakes up 90 years early, realizes he's destined to die before the trip is over, and in terrible loneliness/desperation after a few years... awakens Jennifer Lawrence's character.
And, it turns out: Chris Pratt's character *chooses* JL to awaken, because he gets a crush on her based on her character's journalism work, as well as her looks.
So now there's people saying "Passengers" is actually a great big sci-fi stalking fantasy. And male privilege, rape culture, yadda yadda yadda.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 11:27 PM (u8kLQ)
It's so outlandish I think maybe, probably, the WP is trolling us. I'd file it under fake but funny.
Posted by: bananaDream at December 17, 2016 11:27 PM (Ag8Mw)
PAINTER: Yeah, because she's an older woman.
LOL.
That reminds me of that scene in "And Justice For All" where the guy is before the judge (Jack Warden) because he cursed and fondled a waitress, or something ... and he tells the judge he curses because he's diabetic.
The judge responds by saying that he doesn't see how diabetes causes people to curse and the guy immediately fires back, "That's because you're a douchebag." (back then that was pretty racy talk)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2016 11:27 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2016 11:27 PM (voOPb)
Don't know who Peaches is.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 11:22 PM (0mRoj)
former ont moronette. she would fit in perfectly as Archer's mom with less booze.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:25 PM (cPsPa)
Oh, that Peaches. I didn't realize you were referring to her.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 11:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2016 11:27 PM (IfLog)
FOUR!
As in: DEGREES FAHRENHEIT, dude!
Oh, er, sorry.... it's effing cold here tonight.///
-12 degrees F here right now and dropping to -20 by morning. I did my outside work today/yesterday inspired by the balmy 3 degree temp.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 17, 2016 11:27 PM (bqN/x)
Or Interloper. Whichever.
The Denver Post is a joke. A pet parrot would worry it might dirty his poop.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 11:28 PM (6FqZa)
Subpoena the fuckers and then arrest them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2016 11:28 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 11:27 PM (0mRoj)
yeah, that Peaches. she is the Prince of Peaches, without the purple.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:28 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Pets Seria at December 17, 2016 11:28 PM (lJW6d)
(more spoilers)
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When JenLaw finds out Chris Pratt has awakened her 90 years early, she *hates* him. Says he's basically "murdered" her.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 11:28 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Larry Lessig at December 17, 2016 11:29 PM (mt8X9)
I plan on starting it tomorrow.
Posted by: josephistan at December 17, 2016 11:18 PM (7qAYi)
I think you'll like it. This season has a stronger emphasis on the mysticism of alternative realities. Also more intrique involving the Nazis and the Japanese, both among themselves and with each other.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 17, 2016 11:29 PM (nvMvs)
I may have to find pants.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 17, 2016 11:29 PM (C9pBZ)
***I bow to your worse situation***
Ugh. How did our ancestors cope?!
Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 17, 2016 11:30 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 17, 2016 11:30 PM (EzgxV)
1) new POTUS is an unlettered idiot;
2) cruel rich Republicans indifferent to homeless crisis; and
3) look at all these coffins! Brave GIs (some transgendered)-- dead for cheap oil!
What have I missed?
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4) Another Grim Milestone...
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 17, 2016 11:30 PM (kREqP)
Do you have a drill press, by chance?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2016 11:30 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2016 11:30 PM (aZq03)
That sounds...mildly retarded. Thanks for saving me the 8 bucks I might possibly have spent.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 11:30 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 11:31 PM (CRotO)
I'm working on teaching my elementary school age kids about history.
today watched most of "The Last of the Mohicans"
I fast forwarded through the bloody scenes, but would stop from time to time to explain a lot.
any other good movies that would help teach history that are not way bloody?
thanks
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 17, 2016 11:31 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 11:31 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2016 11:27 PM (IfLog)
now those are real temperatures. funny how much more miserable a -29 degree windchill is than a -29 degree temperature.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:31 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 11:31 PM (u8kLQ)
Life of Brian.
No, seriously. Teachers really are using that to sketch out the tone of first-century Roman Judaea.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 11:32 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2016 11:28 PM (zc3Db)
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Hear, hear! I'll be disappointed if Trump doesn't send a bunch of these traitors to prison. At minimum, hand out RICO corruption charges to Madame Mao on down ...
Posted by: ShainS at December 17, 2016 11:32 PM (mt8X9)
I'm working on teaching my elementary school age kids about history.
today watched most of "The Last of the Mohicans"
I fast forwarded through the bloody scenes, but would stop from time to time to explain a lot.
any other good movies that would help teach history that are not way bloody?
thanks
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 17, 2016 11:31 PM (jrFgU)
I'm guessing Caligula is not an appropriate answer.
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2016 11:32 PM (cAnNx)
thanks
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 17, 2016 11:31 PM (jrFgU)
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The Patriot...though you may want to fast-forward through the "Mel Gibson kills the fuck out of the redcoats that killed his son" scene.
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 11:33 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Willy J
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*attaches blower motor to USB port. Transfers 45 deg. air*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2016 11:33 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2016 11:34 PM (+lVUW)
I'm working on teaching my elementary school age kids about history.
today watched most of "The Last of the Mohicans"
I fast forwarded through the bloody scenes, but would stop from time to time to explain a lot.
any other good movies that would help teach history that are not way bloody?
thanks
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 17, 2016 11:31 PM (jrFgU)
that is a stupid movie. has nothing to do with the book whatever you do do not show it to your students.
longest day.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:34 PM (cPsPa)
Maybe "A Man For All Seasons"? :-)
First watched it in my senior year, in 1983, in my British Literature class. (And yes, it was a *public* school.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 11:34 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Piercello on the road at December 17, 2016 11:34 PM (/Yo5v)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2016 11:34 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 11:34 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 17, 2016 11:30 PM (044Fx)
A central fireplace and no real insulation beyond logs. Yes our ancestors were a heartier breed to make a life in the north.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 17, 2016 11:35 PM (bqN/x)
I'm working on teaching my elementary school age kids about history.
today watched most of "The Last of the Mohicans"
I fast forwarded through the bloody scenes, but would stop from time to time to explain a lot.
any other good movies that would help teach history that are not way bloody?
thanks
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 17, 2016 11:31 PM (jrFgU)
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1776 is appropriate for children.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068156/
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2016 11:35 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 17, 2016 11:35 PM (044Fx)
(How'd you like my impersonation?)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2016 10:27 PM (DdJw0)
OMG -- any chance you're still here???
Posted by: cthulhu at December 17, 2016 11:35 PM (EzgxV)
if they are repeating fifth grade for the third time yo uprobably want to shy away from violence.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:35 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: SMFH
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When I was a kid, we played at Francis Marion games, running/slogging through the swamps of low country SC.
How we managed without iPhones, I have no idea.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2016 11:35 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2016 11:35 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:25
Are you in contact w/ Peaches? She moved to be near her parents maybe?
Miss her, she was a lot of fun.
Posted by: Farmer at December 17, 2016 11:36 PM (o/90i)
I'm working on teaching my elementary school age kids about history.
today watched most of "The Last of the Mohicans"
I fast forwarded through the bloody scenes, but would stop from time to time to explain a lot.
any other good movies that would help teach history that are not way bloody?
thanks
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 17, 2016 11:31 PM (jrFgU)
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"History" is rather a broad topic. What era, what place?
Posted by: josephistan at December 17, 2016 11:36 PM (7qAYi)
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Iknowright.
Back then, social media was meeting at the drive-in.
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 11:37 PM (CRotO)
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I watched the PBS version with Derek Jacobi when I was a young. It was running in the summer, back in the day when people sat on their front porch.
Wow.
My parents would have killed me if they knew what was going on during that particular production of "Masterpiece Theater."
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 17, 2016 11:37 PM (kREqP)
Miss her, she was a lot of fun.
Posted by: Farmer at December 17, 2016 11:36 PM (o/90i)
sent her a hey message a while ago. got a hey back. guessing she has some stuff going on and does not want me bothering her. might not mind being bothered by a respectable moron in good standing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:37 PM (cPsPa)
Oh wait, it would show Muslims conquering Christian lands, and Christians failing to stop them due to stupid political games that's how.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2016 11:38 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Captain Picard at December 17, 2016 11:39 PM (ZAlOu)
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I watched the PBS version with Derek Jacobi when I was a young. It was running in the summer, back in the day when people sat on their front porch.
Wow.
My parents would have killed me if they knew what was going on during that particular production of "Masterpiece Theater."
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 17, 2016 11:37 PM (kREqP)
Might not want to show the kids "Shaka Zulu" either.
Posted by: josephistan at December 17, 2016 11:39 PM (7qAYi)
Cap pistols, cap lever action riffles
A pay phone 1.5 mile away if you didn't want parents listening to your call to your first girl friend
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2016 11:39 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 11:40 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: 18-1
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A friend of mine took part in that.
RIP Henry 'Snake' Baker.
*salutes*
"We did NOT take prisoners" - Henry 'Snake' Baker
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2016 11:40 PM (ZO497)
I hope to live to see the day when the Iranian Film Institute puts out that miniseries.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 11:40 PM (6FqZa)
Oh wait, it would show Muslims conquering Christian lands, and Christians failing to stop them due to stupid political games that's how.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2016 11:38 PM (aZq03)
We do have a movie on the Battle of Vienna ("The Day of The Siege") which shows Christians kicking muslim ass back to the Balkans. On netflix now.
Posted by: josephistan at December 17, 2016 11:40 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 11:31 PM (6FqZa)
I liked the movie Passengers from a few years ago. That was a good movie.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2016 11:41 PM (zc3Db)
thanks
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 17, 2016 11:31 PM (jrFgU)
Amazing Grace, which is about William Wilberforce's role in ending slavery throughout the the British Empire.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 17, 2016 11:41 PM (nvMvs)
People will call the cops on you for those now
--
Remember candy cigarettes?
Pretty sure those are illegal now.
And "Malibu Barbie"
Is she now "Pre-Skin Cancer Barbie?"
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 17, 2016 11:41 PM (kREqP)
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 11:41 PM (CRotO)
People will call the cops on you for those now
--
Remember candy cigarettes?
Pretty sure those are illegal now.
And "Malibu Barbie"
Is she now "Pre-Skin Cancer Barbie?"
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 17, 2016 11:41 PM (kREqP)
Some people just have to ruin everything
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2016 11:42 PM (0mRoj)
Yeah, it's colder than *normal* here.
I'm a wuss.
Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 17, 2016 11:42 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:42 PM (cPsPa)
thanks
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 17, 2016 11:31
Shoot me an email, linked in my sig. I work for a hysterical society and I'm sure I have some links.
Posted by: Farmer at December 17, 2016 11:42 PM (o/90i)
On topic of courtroom drama, "The Conspirator", if you count that as teaching history.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 11:43 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 11:33 PM (CRotO)
The Patriot is a good movie but it plays too much of a mix and match with history.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2016 11:43 PM (zc3Db)
https://youtu.be/lcOxhH8N3Bo
Yeah it's not Big Hair Wednesday, but whatever. I was going to play the spoof, but the vocals on that one are weak. This song is damn difficult. Played the real thing as a palate cleanser despite the ghey video.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 17, 2016 11:43 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 11:19 PM (6FqZa)
No, no, Hillary lost.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 17, 2016 11:44 PM (iMxBJ)
I'm guessing "Katyn" is right out...
Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 17, 2016 11:44 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: Splunge at December 17, 2016 11:44 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 17, 2016 11:44 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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In our case it was 'The' pay phone. Singular. Right outside of the little phone company office.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2016 11:44 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 17, 2016 11:44 PM (bqN/x)
I'm working on teaching my elementary school age kids about history.
today watched most of "The Last of the Mohicans"
I fast forwarded through the bloody scenes, but would stop from time to time to explain a lot.
any other good movies that would help teach history that are not way bloody?
thanks
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 17, 2016 11:31 PM (jrFgU)
--The Mission is pretty cool.
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2016 11:45 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo fears the lizard people at December 17, 2016 11:45 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 17, 2016 11:46 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:37 PM
I do not understand those words in that order.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 17, 2016 11:46 PM (DMUuz)
I for one can't wait for the return of smoking sections....
Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2016 11:46 PM (aZq03)
The Lives of Others (not bloody, but a bit much for kids, I would say)
The Baader-Meinhof Complex
A couple of good movies to put Europe in perspective (for those who are too young to know what went on over there)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2016 11:47 PM (zc3Db)
history is anything before 2005
have tried 'The Longest Day' but is is a little slow at times and they zone out.
I have 'The Patriot' but that is a lot of FF
They liked 'Ben Hur' but the lepper colony was a bit much for a daughter
I have a bunch of John Wayne's
anything made pre 1975 don't have to worry about content much
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 17, 2016 11:47 PM (jrFgU)
That was a bit much for me. I couldn't watch it in one sitting.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 11:48 PM (6FqZa)
Remember cigarette vending machines?
Posted by: Willy J.
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Christmas Gift packaged cartons. Pic of a Christmas carton of Camels:
http://tinyurl.com/gphdbvm
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2016 11:49 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2016 11:49 PM (dnWSK)
Glad to be inside and warm. Real life has been impressively busy lately, so I've been lurking only.
Posted by: Piercello on the road at December 17, 2016 10:35 PM (/Yo5v)
Have reason for backchannel, please reconnect.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 17, 2016 11:49 PM (EzgxV)
The best part? We just barely slid into a curb on the way there, at a stupid Euro-style roundabout, and we made it back safely -- despite ice, snow, wind, and 10° (heading down to 5°
.
I was once again impressed how the Nutcracker is a SJW's worst nightmare. CIS-gendered (did I get that right?) m/f roles, gluten-saturated sugar-coated scenery, and boyoboy what a bunch of stereotyped cultural appropriation! Chinese! Arabian! and Russian!!
Plus, written by some old dead white guy. Who was Russian!
Posted by: mindful webworker - my jingle bells b froze at December 17, 2016 11:49 PM (5a8XA)
Remember cigarette vending machines?
Yes, and yes!
I remember buying cigs from a machine for $2.25 (usd) and thinking it was *expensive!*
Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 17, 2016 11:49 PM (044Fx)
The Lives of Others
There are some sex scenes though.
I imagine the portrayal of communism would get more complaints though if you live in a left leaning area...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2016 11:49 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2016 11:51 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 17, 2016 11:51 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: gman at December 17, 2016 11:51 PM (5yj16)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 11:48 PM (6FqZa)
Heh.
TCM ran a whole bunch of Cold War movies not too long ago. A lot of them were pretty good. I can't remember the names of most of them, now (though I did tape a bunch of them).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2016 11:51 PM (zc3Db)
It leaches all the moisture out of the house. Which also means static electricity so when I touch any grounded metal in this house, I get 20 volts. Y'all know how Pavlovian conditioning works?
Now every time I want to dim a light I feel like I'm walking the Green Mile
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 11:52 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 17, 2016 11:37 PM
Hmmm. So who's respectable here?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 17, 2016 11:52 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2016 11:53 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: josephistan at December 17, 2016 11:53 PM (7qAYi)
Not Without My Daughter
Highly recommended. It's probably okay for kids ... not quite sure. Not bloody, though.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2016 11:53 PM (zc3Db)
You'll remind us again about that, next August, right?
Posted by: mindful webworker - my jingle bells b froze at December 17, 2016 11:54 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2016 11:54 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: josephistan at December 17, 2016 11:54 PM (7qAYi)
___
Verily it is a sign that the heavens dislike President Trump. Best impeach him now!
Posted by: The Reality Based Community at December 17, 2016 11:55 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 17, 2016 11:55 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 17, 2016 11:55 PM (EzgxV)
You'll remind us again about that, next August, right?
Kurt eichenwald will. That is when his spaceship arrives hidden behind the darkened sun.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2016 11:56 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 17, 2016 11:56 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 17, 2016 11:56 PM (bqN/x)
You'll remind us again about that, next August, right?
Posted by: mindful webworker - my jingle bells b froze at December 17, 2016 11:54 PM (5a8XA)
Anybody who doesn't live in the path of totality needs to be making their travel and lodging plans right now. 'Cause that shit's going to be booked solid well before August.
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2016 11:58 PM (sdi6R)
Along the same lines, Cast a Giant Shadow is a great movie with no blood, at all. A little hanky-panky (not shown, but implied). Of course, with Senta Berger implication is all that's needed.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2016 11:58 PM (zc3Db)
Seeing that we both missed the recent Texas MoMeet....maybe this for the next one on the calendar?
http://tinyurl.com/hd3nse5
Wouldn't be cheap. Would be a blast though!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 17, 2016 11:58 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 17, 2016 11:59 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 17, 2016 11:49 PM (044Fx)
I remember seeing a machine in a bus station in Boston for 75 cents and refused to pay that much. I was buying them at the grocery store in NH for 42 cents a pack.
Yeah, that's how long I've been smoking.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 17, 2016 11:59 PM (tHwdc)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/810174233091469322
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/810174314611875840
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/810174434149601280
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/810174508032290816
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/810174690622902272
Posted by: kbdabear at December 17, 2016 11:59 PM (Ya7zs)
... well, I'm your huckleberry.
Posted by: Tombstone at December 18, 2016 12:00 AM (ZAlOu)
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 12:00 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2016 11:52 PM (6FqZa)
Dryer sheets.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 18, 2016 12:00 AM (tHwdc)
Gas was like, what, 18 cents a gal?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 18, 2016 12:00 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 17, 2016 11:55 PM (EzgxV)
"Do you visit or comment at Ace of Spades", clearly, wasn't on that test, amiright?
(and, congrats!)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2016 12:01 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 18, 2016 12:01 AM (di1hb)
Yeah, that's how long I've been smoking. Arrrrrrrg cough cough cough cough Wheeeeeeeeeeeze HACK! Spit.
Fify
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 18, 2016 12:01 AM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 17, 2016 10:13 PM (6n332)
Looked to me like that robber really didn't have his heart in it. He spent a lot of time pacing around outside before he gathered the gumption to even enter the store.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 12:02 AM (MiBfH)
My ordinary nic, in conjunction with the mail whose temperature is opposite much of the country's current thermometer readings should work...
8-)
Posted by: Piercello on the road at December 18, 2016 12:03 AM (/Yo5v)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 17, 2016 11:55 PM (EzgxV)
--Congrats!
But dang. you're going to move to NC?
Or are you already there and I missed it during my hiatus?
Posted by: logprof at December 18, 2016 12:04 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Piercello on the road at December 18, 2016 12:04 AM (/Yo5v)
Yeah, that's how long I've been smoking.
I can *almost* relate-- as I remember Mom complaining when they went to "36 cents a pack!" and she was... upset.
I will just, uh, step offa yer lawn now.
Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 18, 2016 12:04 AM (044Fx)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 18, 2016 12:04 AM (6FqZa)
You're not one of THEM, are you?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo fears the lizard people at December 17, 2016 11:45 PM (6FqZa)
On the Internet, no one knows you're a lizard. Anyway, the tongue comes in handy.
Posted by: Splunge at December 18, 2016 12:05 AM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 18, 2016 12:05 AM (dnWSK)
The Best Years of Our Lives......
I watched it again on TMC last night, the nuance is marvellous. Well deserved Best Picture win.
The Longest Day was mentioned earlier, an I concur. Definitely not bloody....
The Battle of Britain from 1969 would be good too. Not overly graphic, but you'll want to skip Bill Foxley scene.....he's the burned pilot. Kids should see the COST, but in this day an age you'd lose your job.
Mr. Foley was a member of the Guinea Pig Club.....those fellows were testament to the power of the Human Spirit to adapt an overcome.
G oogle The Guinea Pig Club.......incredibly interesting and reaffirming.
Be a good ONT link........really remarkable.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 18, 2016 12:06 AM (soqYZ)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/810174780758519809
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/810174876132737024
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/810174957057691648
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/810175043967795201
Posted by: kbdabear at December 18, 2016 12:06 AM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 12:07 AM (vF94m)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 18, 2016 12:00 AM (di1hb)
I don't think it was that cheap, but it cost about $12 to fill the 1975 Pontiac Grand Safari wagon. Minimum wage was about $2.10.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 18, 2016 12:08 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 18, 2016 12:08 AM (bqN/x)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2016 11:24 PM (IDPbH)
As long as you don't expect much it's fine. I suspect it is going to age horribly though as it has too much "I want to be like these other loved superhero movies" rather than "I'm the bad guy, take a chance and watch me go" to it.
Plus I'm not certain Will Smith knows what his character is supposed to be in any given scene- I like him as an actor and even with that tinge to the glasses his performance seemed muddled.
But still, better than Dawn of Justice so it cleared that pathetic bar.
Posted by: Bete: A Deplorable at December 18, 2016 12:10 AM (Ojki1)
I will just, uh, step offa yer lawn now.
Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 18, 2016 12:04 AM (044Fx)
You're welcome to set a spell in the glider. I'm feeling mellow.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 18, 2016 12:11 AM (tHwdc)
.25
Smokes .45 pack
7 oz tap beer .25
Can of beer .50!
Big ass candy bar .25
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 18, 2016 12:11 AM (voOPb)
Dremel makes a router attachment that Amazon has priced at 23 bucks.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 18, 2016 12:11 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: buzzion at December 17, 2016
I dont know, that would be great for sex ed
"Here kids, learn about the birds and bees"
*cracks a beer and starts playing angry birds*
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at December 18, 2016 12:11 AM (C+vbB)
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 12:12 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 18, 2016 12:12 AM (bqN/x)
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 18, 2016 12:12 AM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2016 12:12 AM (IqV8l)
Kansas City has shut down their (ridiculous) brand-new streetcar, citing safety concerns due to the bad weather in these here parts. They recommend that people, instead of taking the street car, take the . . .
Wait for it . . .
Take the BUS!!!
BWAHAAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Posted by: filbert at December 17, 2016 10:27 PM (s5o+q)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Eg7JYDrYCI
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 12:13 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 18, 2016 12:14 AM (ZO497)
Fify
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 18, 2016 12:01 AM (dnWSK)
Not quite yet. Plus I can walk up four flights of stairs to my apartment.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 18, 2016 12:14 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2016 12:12 AM (IqV8l)
... Butthole Surfers.
Posted by: swing and a miss at December 18, 2016 12:14 AM (ZAlOu)
1) new POTUS is an unlettered idiot;
2) cruel rich Republicans indifferent to homeless crisis; and
3) look at all these coffins! Brave GIs (some transgendered)-- dead for cheap oil!
--
The horrible debt that must be stopped by Trump no longer spending money on worthless* projects and he is enslaving the childun and destroying their future!!!111!!!.
*Anything liberals don't like.
Posted by: Bete: A Deplorable at December 18, 2016 12:15 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: logprof at December 18, 2016 12:15 AM (GsAUU)
Even cheaper at the NAS Miramar base exchange.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2016 12:15 AM (v5iqM)
Global warming, huh?
Single-digit windchills in the morning...
At least no precip...just fucking cold.
Posted by: SMFH at December 17, 2016 10:36 PM (CRotO)
Begorrah! Better seek shelter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 12:15 AM (MiBfH)
"John Adams" three DVDs. You might want to skip the reunion part where he returns home from Europe after many years absence; part of it anyway.
Posted by: Willie Wonte at December 18, 2016 12:16 AM (0Jrjz)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 18, 2016 12:16 AM (IDPbH)
when I get home from driving on salt covered roads am I better off to leave the crap on my car until I get to the car wash or hose it off? parking in a garage.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2016 12:16 AM (cPsPa)
[I think we're not so far apart in age: I'm 5_ (?) lol.]
Anyway, it's time to hit the hay. Long day tomorrow.
'Nite all!
Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 18, 2016 12:16 AM (044Fx)
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2016 10:38 PM (sdi6R)
Built to "fight, fuck, drive a truck, and carry out the dead."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 12:17 AM (MiBfH)
Had an excellent lunch today with a dear friend. Burger with all the usuals and a fried egg, of all things. Quite good. Got my astrakhan back from my angel by presenting her with one of her own as a gift. ***pours more slivo***
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 12:18 AM (vF94m)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 18, 2016 12:19 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: OldDominionMom
Thanks. But if I add 10 bucks to 23 I could buy a serviceable router - I have more than enough things that need to be disposed at this point.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 18, 2016 12:20 AM (ZBp8/)
A . Trace out the groove with a utility knife, chisel it out, and file/sand it smooth
B . try to build a platform and jig for a power drill, and 'route' it out
C . or wing it with a dremel ?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2016 10:40 PM (ZBp8/)
You need a wood-carver's gouge. You can get them in various sizes to cut V-shaped or U-shaped grooves.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 12:20 AM (MiBfH)
----
hose it off, the sooner the better, and take it to the car wash when the roads are clear and get the underbody wash option.
Posted by: Willie Wonte at December 18, 2016 12:20 AM (0Jrjz)
He should have hemmed and hawed a little longer and answered the clue phone that his brain was calling him on.
Brain: *ring ring*
Dildo Bandit: Shit, I'm about to rob a sex shop.
Brain: *RING RING*
DB: I need the money though. *pulls out fake gun*
I got this.
Brain: *sifh* Fuck it.
Can you imagine the crime scene.
Like Sarah Fluke's toy collection exploded.
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 12:21 AM (CRotO)
$4 and change around here. Sometimes less.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 18, 2016 12:21 AM (di1hb)
leave the crap on my car until I get to the car wash or hose it off?
parking in a garage.
///
Most newer cars are body wise pretty corrosion resistant. So if you aren't going to crawl underneath and rinse just skip it.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 18, 2016 12:21 AM (bqN/x)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 18, 2016 12:22 AM (bqN/x)
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 12:21 AM (CRotO)
*Coughs cum*
That's *Sandra* Fluke!
Posted by: Sandy Fluke at December 18, 2016 12:23 AM (GsAUU)
Dead simple and attractive, no doubt. (don't see a wedge point in the related items...) But add $10, I could get a not-so-bad router.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 18, 2016 12:23 AM (ZBp8/)
[I think we're not so far apart in age: I'm 5_ (?) lol.]
Anyway, it's time to hit the hay. Long day tomorrow.
'Nite all!
Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 18, 2016 12:16 AM (044Fx)
I never chase anyone over 50 off my lawn.
Wish I had a lawn. And a porch with a glider. Maybe a birdbath to watch 'em splash around. Life's simple pleasures are the best.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 18, 2016 12:23 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 18, 2016 12:24 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: An Observation at December 18, 2016 12:24 AM (mZbxM)
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 12:21 AM (CRotO)
*Coughs cum*
That's *Sandra* Fluke!
Posted by: Sandy Fluke at December 18, 2016 12:23 AM (GsAUU)
---
Figured that would make you come up for air.
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 12:24 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Willie Wonte at December 18, 2016 12:24 AM (0Jrjz)
Posted by: Willie Wonte at December 18, 2016 12:25 AM (0Jrjz)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 18, 2016 12:25 AM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 18, 2016 12:00 AM (di1hb)
I don't think it was that cheap, but it cost about $12 to fill the 1975 Pontiac Grand Safari wagon. Minimum wage was about $2.10.
A very good year. Summer job was roller coaster operator at the local amusement park. Much...social interaction.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 18, 2016 12:25 AM (di1hb)
Then, use a fairly aggressive wood rasp, to SLOWLY draw along the scribed lines, till you've really established a groove deep enough to hold a finer file within the groove's own confines. It'll still need to be a fairly coarse file, but not as coarse as a rasp.
When you're near the final dimensions, switch to a finer file, and go for smoothness and evenness of surface.
Finally, wrap that smooth file with sandpaper, working down grits from 150/220/400.
That should get you some good work, and the files will let you CONTROL your work, going slowly enough to be very accurate, indeed.
The family of wood chisels, gouges and the like, are too easy to take a bit too far, make a hideous over-run or too-deep cut.
Or worse, slip and cut'cher own damn self.
For this one, barring a router or Dremel via a good jig... go with the files.
It'll seem like it's going slow, but you'll be amazed at how quickly it actually moves along, once you get into a rhythm.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2016 12:26 AM (v5iqM)
thanks
Posted by: Origional Jake at December 17, 2016 11:31 PM (jrFgU)
Stalag 17 to get a further idea why Nazis were bastards and traitors must be rooted out and curb stomped (and a two for as that is a good modern lesson for today).
Posted by: Bete: A Deplorable at December 18, 2016 12:27 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 18, 2016 12:25 AM (di1hb)
I'll bet!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 18, 2016 12:27 AM (tHwdc)
I fast forwarded through the bloody scenes, but would stop from time to time to explain a lot.
any other good movies that would help teach history that are not way bloody?
thanks
Posted by: Origional Jake
Ok, I'll be 'that guy.'
History is bloody and always be so. Some would argue it should be so lest we learn nothing.
If you're shielding toddlers, preschoolers, understandable.
If you're trying to shield grade-schoolers from the awful truth, don't.
You're actually harming them.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 18, 2016 12:29 AM (ZBp8/)
Posted by: Willie Wonte
it's also one of the most accurate historical films. If you read Lost Moon, you would think you are reading the script
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at December 18, 2016 12:30 AM (C+vbB)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 17, 2016 11:55 PM (EzgxV)
"Do you visit or comment at Ace of Spades", clearly, wasn't on that test, amiright?
(and, congrats!)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2016 12:01 AM (v5iqM)
Thanks, Jim. I'd saved this one for you, 'cause I don't know donk 'bout it -- http://www.city-journal.org/html/all-hail-breaks-loose-14903.html .
Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2016 12:31 AM (EzgxV)
You're actually harming them.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 18, 2016 12:29 AM (ZBp8/)
So ... we're going with Braveheart and Apocalypto, then!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 18, 2016 12:31 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 18, 2016 12:25 AM (di1hb)
---
Did you launch any SJWs, ala Final Destination 3?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OfDzDbdFtA
Guess it's a good thing I'm not a rollercoaster operator.
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 12:31 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Splunge at December 18, 2016 12:05 AM (iMxBJ)
Preach it my brother. Well, the second part anyway, not sure about the lizard thing but to each his, her or it's own.
Posted by: Gene Simmons at December 18, 2016 12:32 AM (Ojki1)
Congrats! Does this mean you've worked out a timetable to escape?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 18, 2016 12:33 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 18, 2016 12:34 AM (zc3Db)
My ordinary nic, in conjunction with the mail whose temperature is opposite much of the country's current thermometer readings should work...
8-)
Posted by: Piercello on the road at December 18, 2016 12:03 AM (/Yo5v)
Let me know if you get an odd animal in response.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2016 12:35 AM (EzgxV)
"What's the difference between a smoking jacket and a non-smoking jacket?"
I responded, one is on fire and the other isn't.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 18, 2016 12:35 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 17, 2016 11:55 PM (EzgxV)
Good job. I hope the planned move will go well. I know it's a long time planning, but I wish you well and the finance will be onboard after her job loss.
Good luck as you progress into 2017.
Posted by: Farmer at December 18, 2016 12:36 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 12:37 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Braveheart fails the historical test. Even with cinematic generous slop. It's enfeebling crap.
Apocalypto was as accurate a film of pre-European exploration of the Americas as you will ever find. Mostly because another will never be filmed in your life time.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 18, 2016 12:37 AM (ZBp8/)
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at December 18, 2016 12:37 AM (C+vbB)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 17, 2016 11:55 PM (EzgxV)
--Congrats!
But dang. you're going to move to NC?
Or are you already there and I missed it during my hiatus?
Posted by: logprof at December 18, 2016 12:04 AM (GsAUU)
The plan is to GTFO here (Silicon Valley). Mid NC and Eastern TN seem nice (oddly, they have the same temperature ranges).
Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2016 12:38 AM (EzgxV)
Example
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jswnkhs
Posted by: Willy J. at December 18, 2016 12:38 AM (bqN/x)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2016 12:39 AM (42Mgr)
But it's a fun movie.
Apocalypto was as accurate a film of pre-European exploration of the Americas as you will ever find. Mostly because another will never be filmed in your life time.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 18, 2016 12:37 AM (ZBp8/)
Apocalypto was great. And the best part was that when you get to the end and you see the ships off the coast you're just so happy that someone is finally coming to put down these evil savages.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 18, 2016 12:40 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 18, 2016 12:37 AM (ZBp8/)
--I mostly liked it but **SPOILER ALERT** the Spanish arrived long after the fall of the Maya.
Posted by: logprof at December 18, 2016 12:40 AM (GsAUU)
I'd hate to see you freeze your tentacles off.
Don't think your better half would like that either.
And buy pants.
Gonna need them.
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 12:41 AM (CRotO)
=========
Usually an adjective modifies the noun it precedes, however in the case of the Horde trying to modify the word 'moron' leads to twisting a word like 'respectable' into all kinds of rwisty origami-like shapes.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at December 18, 2016 12:42 AM (FeQVL)
I assumed they were Aztecs. And, hopefully, Cortes was on one of those ships.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 18, 2016 12:42 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2016 12:38 AM (EzgxV)
--Oooh, you'll be (fairly) close to Y-not. For my part, I enjoyed my visit to the Smoky Mountains.
Posted by: logprof at December 18, 2016 12:43 AM (GsAUU)
And though it tells it's facts correctly, it does leave out the ugly "other side" too. Of insurance companies absolutely stiffing their customers, or slow-walking them through a series of insufficient adjustment amounts, etc.
One thing it should have covered more, but only mentioned. The homeowners who suffer a hailstorm, but then don't claim damage, cause it's "not leaking".
I've seen literally, hundreds of such roofs that started leaking a year later. That medium sized hail damage severely compromises the shingles, and highly accelerated wear and a shortened service life, result.
They should ALWAYS get a qualified roofer to inspect the roof after a hailstorm.
I've told a few dozen homeowners; "no real damage, let's look at it annually from now on."
If there's not claimable damage, why would I want to waste my time? But, it often happens that you can only SEE the damage, when standing right over the given shingle in question. And you can't see that kind of damage from the sidewalk. You just, can NOT.
The hard part is finding a reputable, ethical roofing professional, in a sea of storm-chasing shingle carneys.
Homework and due diligence are vital elements of the homeowner's decision process, there!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2016 12:43 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 12:43 AM (vF94m)
It'll seem like it's going slow, but you'll be amazed at how quickly it actually moves along, once you get into a rhythm.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
Yes, that's prolly what I'm going to do. I'll just carve/chisel the groove at first and then build a riser jig for the dremel.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 18, 2016 12:43 AM (ZBp8/)
"Do you visit or comment at Ace of Spades", clearly, wasn't on that test, amiright?
(and, congrats!)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
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Actually, that is one of the qualifying questions I use for prospective immigrants. Gains an immediate Old North State Citizenship.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 18, 2016 12:44 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 17, 2016 11:55 PM (EzgxV) fnord (EzgxV)
Congratulations, and a logically consequent you lucky dog!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 18, 2016 12:44 AM (wB8Tg)
I assumed they were Aztecs. And, hopefully, Cortes was on one of those ships.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 18, 2016 12:42 AM (zc3Db)
--They were Maya. Temple like Tikal's featured. Also, cenotes.
Posted by: logprof at December 18, 2016 12:44 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 12:45 AM (CRotO)
Congrats! Does this mean you've worked out a timetable to escape?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 18, 2016 12:33 AM (IcT7t)
It means I'm expanding my options.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2016 12:45 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 18, 2016 12:45 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at December 18, 2016 12:42 AM (FeQVL)
Depends on the adjective. "Typical" works but undersells it while "unindicted" might give a better sense, though may be inaccurate and in some cases while being subject to change.
Posted by: Bete: A Deplorable at December 18, 2016 12:46 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: logprof at December 18, 2016 12:40 AM (GsAUU)
Not so sure about that....
The Spanish arrived in the early 16th century, and the Maya didn't really fade away until the end of the next century.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2016 12:46 AM (42Mgr)
Calm before the storm.
I've already got the extra Army Surplus wool blanket out and on standby.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2016 12:47 AM (v5iqM)
Jim
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Blanket, wool, OD, 1ea.
Posted by: The tag at December 18, 2016 12:48 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 12:48 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2016 12:16 AM (cPsPa)
If it is real cold out, well below freezing, leave the car outside, and the salty slush will freeze. Frozen, it can't act on the steel of the car body. Put it in a heated garage, and the salty slush can work all night long.
If it's mild enough for you to use a hose outside, hose it off, not neglecting the fender wells.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 12:49 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 12:49 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Sorry, no, I only have access to a press that has a clamp for a power drill. IOW, the Sears and Roebuck, 45 year old aluminum framed broken ass chuck stripped monster that's going to kill me.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 18, 2016 12:50 AM (ZBp8/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 12:51 AM (9Rxti)
I'd hate to see you freeze your tentacles off.
Don't think your better half would like that either.
And buy pants.
Gonna need them.
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 12:41 AM (CRotO)
The plan is to have two new shiny CPA certificates in the early 2017 -- one for NC and one for TN. For you guys who don't do certifications, it's illegal to call yourself an accountant without a CPA most places.....and a CPA means a CPA in that state. I'm crossin' my t's and dottin' my i's.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2016 12:52 AM (EzgxV)
The Army blanket is it's 2nd layer.
That Navy blanket is soft, not scratchy, think and yet breathes and doesn't get too hot.
Got it's twin down in Orlando in the bottom of one of my Step Mom's several Hope Chests.
Have you priced genuine .mil issue Wool Blankets lately? They're insanely expensive now. Who let the word out, dammit?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2016 12:53 AM (v5iqM)
In the north, Mayapan lasted well into the middle 1400s, and there were other, smaller cities that lasted until the Spaniards. I think the Nojpeten city held out until almost 1700.
As for the Aztecs, by then Yucatan had taken on some Aztec influence. (And Toltec influence before them.)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 18, 2016 12:53 AM (6FqZa)
**tosses a nice, big chunk of oak into the stove, an offering for teh kitteh**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 12:54 AM (O73PP)
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I too have both Army and Navy.
The Navy is white with a blue stripe and 'USN" on it.
The Army is.. olive drab.
Posted by: The tag at December 18, 2016 12:55 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 18, 2016 12:56 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2016 12:57 AM (wPiJc)
In the north, Mayapan lasted well into the middle 1400s, and there were other, smaller cities that lasted until the Spaniards. I think the Nojpeten city held out until almost 1700.
As for the Aztecs, by then Yucatan had taken on some Aztec influence. (And Toltec influence before them.)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 18, 2016 12:53 AM (6FqZa)
--What I had read was that the Maya had mostly dispersed into the jungles by the 1500s. Maybe the scholarship on that has changed, and you're more up to date. Worth checking out, since I enjoy reading almost anything about the Maya.
Posted by: logprof at December 18, 2016 12:58 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 12:58 AM (O73PP)
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 12:59 AM (CRotO)
And though it tells it's facts correctly, it does leave out the ugly "other side" too. Of insurance companies absolutely stiffing their customers, or slow-walking them through a series of insufficient adjustment amounts, etc.
One thing it should have covered more, but only mentioned. The homeowners who suffer a hailstorm, but then don't claim damage, cause it's "not leaking".
I've seen literally, hundreds of such roofs that started leaking a year later. That medium sized hail damage severely compromises the shingles, and highly accelerated wear and a shortened service life, result.
They should ALWAYS get a qualified roofer to inspect the roof after a hailstorm.
I've told a few dozen homeowners; "no real damage, let's look at it annually from now on."
If there's not claimable damage, why would I want to waste my time? But, it often happens that you can only SEE the damage, when standing right over the given shingle in question. And you can't see that kind of damage from the sidewalk. You just, can NOT.
The hard part is finding a reputable, ethical roofing professional, in a sea of storm-chasing shingle carneys.
Homework and due diligence are vital elements of the homeowner's decision process, there!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2016 12:43 AM (v5iqM)
I've had many interesting and worthwhile discussions after I had low bid in my hand about where additional money might be well-worth adding in. I've been on the property side, and my stance was "convince me". Sometimes they did, sometimes they didn't -- and, many times, things made it into the bid package for the next go-round.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2016 12:59 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 18, 2016 01:00 AM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2016 01:01 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 01:01 AM (CRotO)
undersells it while "unindicted" might give a better sense, though may
be inaccurate and in some cases while being subject to change.
Posted by: Bete: A Deplorable at December 18, 2016 12:46 AM (Ojki1)
"Unindicted." I like it, and it's true. Think I'll put it on my resume.
Posted by: Miley, the Unindicted Duchess of the DSR at December 18, 2016 01:01 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Farmer at December 18, 2016 01:02 AM (o/90i)
If you want a compilation of New York Times articles written as events happened, then John Wilford Noble's We Reach the Moon is the ticket. First edition covers everything up to Apollo 11. Second edition was expanded and covers Apollo 12.
The basis for the HBO series From the Earth to the Moon is Andrew Chaikin's A Man on the Moon. There are the Time-Life volumes or get from Penguin the omnibus version that encompasses all the missions.
Gene Cernan wrote his own book The Last Man on the Moon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2016 01:03 AM (lDXPG)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2016 01:03 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 01:03 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at December 18, 2016 01:04 AM (rft/I)
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 01:04 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 18, 2016 01:05 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 18, 2016 01:05 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 01:03 AM (MiBfH)
*****
AOP- we've gotten a lot of woodpecker damage on our wood plank siding at the mountain place, I've wondered about replacing it with HardiBoard. Did you use pre-colored or stainable? Is it pretty spendy? I like the idea of glue & screw, but not sure it would be necessary for our application. I've heard it is an effective anti-woodpecker option.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2016 01:06 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at December 18, 2016 01:04 AM (rft/I)
The CIA? Look at the last Israeli elections. Obama didn't even bother having their attempts to influence it go through the CIA.
Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2016 01:07 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2016 12:57 AM (wPiJc)
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Umm. Maybe your whole coronation as Poet Laureate of the Blog and potential Nobel Prize for Literature candidate and an entire post dedicated to you? Read the comments. You deserve all the praise. I think you did that on purpose.
Maybe one of those.
You're way too modest Muldoon.
Everyone loves you.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 18, 2016 01:07 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 18, 2016 01:07 AM (VdICR)
I'll be 59 in April. Not decrepit yet by any means, but I'm also quite respectful of the force of gravity and the hardness of the ground below.
So, considering options.
Anyway. First big blast of wind from that front just made itself felt here on the Texas Gulf Coast.
Sent two of my neighbors garbage bins skiddin' down the street.
And the A/C is still running here in the house from the heat of the day.
You can be assured I'll flip the appropriate switches before I hit the snoozer for the night, which is approximately, now.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2016 01:07 AM (v5iqM)
Are we not men? We are Debo.
President Obama’s decision to appoint Debo Adegbile, a top lawyer for cop-killer Mumia Abu-Jamal whose nomination to the Justice Department was rejected by the Senate in 2014, to a federal commission was met with harsh criticism from Sen. Pat Toomey (R., Pa.) and a top official at the nation’s largest police union, who called it a “kick in the teeth to the cops.”
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2016 01:09 AM (IqV8l)
******
I saw the post, opted to stay out of it. It's not really about me. I'm just happy to have a place to play with some of my ideas among like-minded folks. I did appreciate the positive comments and such. I tread a little bit of a thin line when it comes to my job and political commentary, but ckuf 'em if they can't take a joke.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2016 01:10 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 18, 2016 01:07 AM (VdICR)
GISSELLE!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tom Brady at December 18, 2016 01:11 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at December 18, 2016 01:04 AM (rft/I)
The list of foreign elections the CIA -hasn't- tried to influence is probably shorter.
Posted by: Bete: A Deplorable at December 18, 2016 01:11 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 01:14 AM (O73PP)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 18, 2016 01:16 AM (bqN/x)
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 01:16 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2016 01:17 AM (wPiJc)
Slogged into work. Yikes. Roving bands of Visigoths and Angles were loose in toys leaving behind them empty shelves and despair amid the wailing of children.
We sold a 20ga single shot to this guy, the vibe he gave was Mongolian redneck, to be a present for his girlfriend. Then he said he still needed to shop after purchase so had to lock the weapon back up until he was done. So about an hour later had to call a manager back over because dude was finally done shopping. Managed to perform a little cleaning and straightening but still looked like a storm had gone through.
Then as I was heading to turn in keys and clock out, got intercepted to handle a Site to Store pick-up. Site to Store closed at 10 and this guy claimed he had been there since before. Well dirty little secret Wal-Mart lets you slide out a little before your official clock out time so everyone in Site to Store had already hoofed it. So pulled up the order and then a snag and a WTF. It was an expensive electronics item that should be in the secure room, instead it was in a normal bin under a padlock. Then it took about ten minutes for a manager to find the right key and then finally gave to the customer his package. So managed to clock out 19 minutes after I was supposed to.
Thank goodness I have Sunday off. I still need to recover.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2016 01:19 AM (lDXPG)
***
Yeah, like I was saying and you just confirmed with your reply: You have been one of the few bright lights along with Ace and the cobs in the last 8 yrs for so many of us with your generous sense of humor and always optomisitc view of life where the rest of us seem buried in darkness.
You're a gift, Muldoon. It's undeniable. You just are.
I hope you and the family and Buckley have a grand Sunday.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 18, 2016 01:19 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 18, 2016 01:16 AM (bqN/x)
--Weird, up through three winters ago I could relate many snow stories, especially since 2013/14 was a brutal winter even for the Great White North. Since I moved to the other border, ain't shit to comment about winter except here it's easily the most pleasant time of year. I can wear shorts in December and January, and when it's sunny the car is warmed up pleasantly when I return from work or an errand.
Posted by: logprof at December 18, 2016 01:22 AM (GsAUU)
You're a gift, Muldoon. It's undeniable. You just are.
I hope you and the family and Buckley have a grand Sunday.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 18, 2016 01:19 AM (6IPEM)
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What's wrong with the Darkness?
Sounding kinda racist to me.
And yes, Muldoon definitely has a gift.
Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at December 18, 2016 01:22 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2016 01:06 AM (wPiJc)
The stuff I got is about 7/16" thick, and has fake raised-grain "planks" molded into it. There is a tan glazed finish on it, but the instructions say to caulk the seams, and paint the surface within six months of erecting the wall.
It soaks up paint like a sponge. I figure 3 coats of exterior latex is the least you can get away with.
OK, what I am using is not Hardi-board. It's Sturdy Panel, made by Collins Products, www.TruWoodSiding.com I think I paid about $18 per sheet. It's compressed wood fiber, and some sort of resin binder. Very heavy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 01:23 AM (MiBfH)
Thank goodness I have Sunday off. I still need to recover.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2016 01:19 AM (lDXPG)
The joys of retail, I do not miss it.
Toys at Christmas can be a nightmare...though if your store is like the ones here at least you don't have to spend a lot of time straightening up the Lego section.
Then again I got called in two weeks ago in my job as we had to ask someone to leave and both the other manager and director were unavailable. Work can be such a joy. :/
Posted by: Bete: A Deplorable at December 18, 2016 01:24 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at December 18, 2016 01:25 AM (CRotO)
Here's Tali. I'll eventually submit a photo to the pet thread when her and Watson will hold still together for one.
http://tinypic.com/r/6sgfgk/9
Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2016 01:25 AM (cAnNx)
Thanks for the car washing input. Were it up to me we would park it outside but the powers that be do not like getting into a cold car in the morning. hard to argue since she is petite petite and dislikes anything below 75.
we park it in a heated garage and there is a car wash area so I have been hosing it off when we get home and washing it when the slop (snert?) dries up.
you were right, if I park it inside with out hosing it off I feel as if it is sitting there rusting and not hosing it off seems lazy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2016 01:26 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2016 01:28 AM (cPsPa)
***rummages for cold shoulder roast in the fridge***
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 01:29 AM (O73PP)
Really??? So adorable!!! I'm so stealing Tali. Watch out.
How are the two doggies getting along?
So do send in a pic of the both doggies together. I'll try to push your pic to the head of the line, but no promises. MisHum is a hard-ass in the good kind of way.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 18, 2016 01:30 AM (6IPEM)
Sounding kinda racist to me.
And yes, Muldoon definitely has a gift.
Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at December 18, 2016 01:22 AM (CRotO)
Yeah. I don't know about you but I always liked "I Believe in a Thing Called Love"
GUITAR! - https://youtu.be/tKjZuykKY1I
Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2016 01:30 AM (cAnNx)
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Sounds like a Hardi Board type product, could be comparable. We've got a pretty sizable sq footage to cover, so rather than laying out a big chunk of money all at once I have considered replacing one side at a time, taking care of the worst areas first. Just wondering if I can get the color to come anywhere matching the existing siding.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2016 01:30 AM (wPiJc)
SMFH, because giving up my freedom plus the cats is not worth blowing away one annoying mosquito.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2016 01:31 AM (lDXPG)
Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2016 01:32 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2016 01:32 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at December 18, 2016 01:33 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at December 18, 2016 01:33 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 01:33 AM (CRotO)
it off I feel as if it is sitting there rusting and not hosing it off
seems lazy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2016 01:26 AM (cPsPa)
Since you have a readily available spot to rinse it off you are doing more good than harm on later resale. Is it worth the time? If the missus thinks so and appreciates the effort hell yeah.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 18, 2016 01:34 AM (bqN/x)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2016 01:34 AM (lDXPG)
Sounding kinda racist to me.
And yes, Muldoon definitely has a gift.
Posted by: Raider Nation - Sin City? at December 18, 2016
*****
You're funny. Haha.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 18, 2016 01:34 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2016 01:28 AM (cPsPa)
Sorel felt-pac boots are pretty much the gold standard for warm feet in Winter. Available with nylon or leather uppers, and with or without safety toe, too.
http://www.zappos.com/sorel-boots/CK_XARCz1wE6AvkPUgLhAg.zso
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 01:35 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2016 01:31 AM (lDXPG)
Hope it doesn't mean more work for you. The role of mushroom sucks as one always wonders when some overall wearing plumber will jump on your head for no reason. And sometimes that can feel like best case scenario.
Posted by: Bete: A Deplorable at December 18, 2016 01:36 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: logprof at December 18, 2016 01:37 AM (GsAUU)
Church. Aiming high. Will fall low probably again.
Goodnight all you good blog people.
Posted by: L, Elle at December 18, 2016 01:37 AM (6IPEM)
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Hope that pussy was worth 43 grand.
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 01:38 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 18, 2016 01:34 AM (bqN/x)
well, if momma ain't happy ain't nobody happy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2016 01:38 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 01:38 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: USNtakim at December 18, 2016 01:39 AM (hMqvx)
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 01:39 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2016 01:30 AM (wPiJc)
Hardi-board is fiber cement, Sturdi Panel is an "engineered wood product". Cement resin in it is not urea-formaldehyde. Surface is quite hard; sometimes it takes quite a bit of doing to get a screw to start.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 01:39 AM (MiBfH)
Well Bete the one rumored on suspension is the one who makes my schedules. Which have been decreasing in hours since Black Thursday. So if someone new makes my schedules, that might be a positive indicator.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2016 01:39 AM (lDXPG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 01:42 AM (O73PP)
26 feels like 12.
That cold ass wind in your face feels like a bitch slap.
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 01:42 AM (CRotO)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z9bo65u
Posted by: Willy J. at December 18, 2016 01:42 AM (bqN/x)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 18, 2016 01:42 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 01:43 AM (CRotO)
http://www.zappos.com/sorel-boots/CK_XARCz1wE6AvkPUgLhAg.zso
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 01:35 AM (MiBfH)
Yeah, I have a pair of those. wear like iron so I cannot really justify replacing them. would like to get a pair of bunny boots just because they look cool.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2016 01:43 AM (cPsPa)
Poor guy asks the same question every night. I realize he might have Alzheimer's or a short term memory problem, but it's such an easy target.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 18, 2016 01:45 AM (IcT7t)
have to replace the duck boots for sloppy warmer days. found a place called schnee's that puts a lug sole on a duck boot and will recraft them when necessary. made in montana. will let you know how they work out.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2016 01:45 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2016 01:39 AM (lDXPG)
In that case I hope it does result in more work for you then.
Posted by: Bete: A Deplorable at December 18, 2016 01:47 AM (Ojki1)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valenki
Accept no substitutes.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 01:48 AM (O73PP)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 18, 2016 01:48 AM (EzgxV)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valenki
Accept no substitutes.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 01:48 AM (O73PP)
cool but I need something waterproof.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2016 01:49 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 01:51 AM (CRotO)
AOP- we've gotten a lot of woodpecker damage on our wood plank siding at the mountain place, I've wondered about replacing it with HardiBoard. Did you use pre-colored or stainable? Is it pretty spendy? I like the idea of glue & screw, but not sure it would be necessary for our application. I've heard it is an effective anti-woodpecker option.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2016 01:06 AM (wPiJc)
The Hardiboard has about a 50 year life, the other wood siding about 30 years. We replaced ours 3 years ago with the Hardiboard, and it was the best decision that we made.
If you are having woodpecker problems, you will probably also be replacing a lot more than just the siding. We had the same problem when it happened and we had a some of the underlying sheeting have to be replaced.
Of course, that is when we found out that the contractor that added the addition on to our house used a lot of materials that were subpar instead of the better quality that he swore he used and that we had the invoices he provided saying that is what he used. When the siding was removed, there was the cheap shit.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at December 18, 2016 01:53 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 01:53 AM (O73PP)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 18, 2016 01:53 AM (bqN/x)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valenki
Accept no substitutes.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 01:48 AM (O73PP)
Valenki+galoshes = Sorel = Mickey Mouse boot. All the same concept, thick felt liner in a waterproof shell, with a sole.
IMHO, felt pacs are great for standing around, or working outside where extensive walking is not required. They are ill-suited to long hikes; don't provide enough support.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 01:54 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2016 01:56 AM (lDXPG)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 18, 2016 01:58 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 01:58 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 01:58 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 01:59 AM (CRotO)
cthulhu #579: Brrrrr....tuckin' it in.
That's generally the best thing to do with it.
*
Just got home at last home at last. Don't have to go out again into that single-digit weather with the beastly wind... until tomorrow. I hate these long, bitter winter days. Why, we won't see 50° again until, oh, I think maybe Friday.
Ooooohh-OH!klahoma!
I look back on my 14 years in Chicago, and I laugh, about like when I think about how HCWNBPOTUS!
Posted by: mindful webworker - or so he says at December 18, 2016 02:01 AM (784ZQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 02:05 AM (O73PP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 02:05 AM (MiBfH)
Anna Puma: Good night all.
Blanco Basura: G'night everyone.
I see my timing is as good as usual. Who's left? SMFH, AOP, Devious Uncle, and... er... Puffy Scamper?
Ain't we a crew!
Posted by: mindful webworker - of the interwebs webworkers at December 18, 2016 02:05 AM (784ZQ)
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2016 02:06 AM (cxxFa)
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2016 02:06 AM (cxxFa)
And distinctly more sanitary, I dare say.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 02:07 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2016 02:08 AM (cxxFa)
Posted by: logprof at December 18, 2016 02:09 AM (GsAUU)
Until Marlowe decides it's bedtime. If it's not my angel or a 'niece,' it's my housecat.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 02:09 AM (O73PP)
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2016 02:09 AM (cxxFa)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 18, 2016 02:12 AM (bqN/x)
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 02:12 AM (CRotO)
Dumbest cold day I ever pulled was guiding a Duck Hunt on a -30 degree morning.
The Warden kept stopping by to make sure we were alive. I think the clients spent 1/2 the day in the truck with him, drinking coffee.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2016 02:14 AM (cxxFa)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 18, 2016 02:12 AM (bqN/x)
heh. where?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2016 02:15 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 02:15 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 02:15 AM (O73PP)
Though, Anisimov went out in the 1st and never came back.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2016 02:09 AM (cxxFa)
I watched the fourth quarter, and part of the third, of the Jets-Dolphins game at the bar while having supper. Jets offense stayed in the hangar, I think, but their defense got it together in the fourth quarter, and stopped Miami from running up the score more than they had already done.
Game ended when Jets QB threw an interception to the end zone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 02:15 AM (MiBfH)
The Warden kept stopping by to make sure we were alive. I think the clients spent 1/2 the day in the truck with him, drinking coffee.
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2016 02:14 AM (cxxFa)
sigh. cold weather makes everything better.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2016 02:16 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 02:18 AM (CRotO)
That's truly funny. Never heard of having one's helmet shrink so bad. -35° makes tonight's 8° (feels like -5° ) sound positively toasty.
Posted by: mindful webworker - I've been dumber at December 18, 2016 02:18 AM (784ZQ)
Nah, my folks have a plastic thermometer (one of those dinner-plate-sized circles) hanging in a tree. Woodpeckers love beating it like a drum.
Apparently to the woodpeckerettes, loudness is proportional to the size of one's, um, pecker.
Posted by: mikeski at December 18, 2016 02:22 AM (lO+tS)
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 02:22 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2016 02:15 AM (cPsPa)
Up near Brainerd Minnesota in the early 80s
Posted by: Willy J. at December 18, 2016 02:23 AM (bqN/x)
Posted by: mindful webworker - I've been dumber at December 18, 2016 02:18 AM (784ZQ)
I left a liter plastic bottle of ethylene glycol antifreeze outside one night when the temperature dropped to -35 deg C. (the scales cross at -40). It was frozen so hard, you could have used the bottle to drive nails. Glycol ice is much tougher stuff than water ice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 02:23 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2016 02:23 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: SMFH at December 18, 2016 02:24 AM (CRotO)
* squeaks on pitch pipe ♬ *
Those were the days my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we choose
We'd fight and never lose
Cause we were young and dumber than a post....
* steps out to refill beverage glass unnecessarily *
Posted by: mindful webworker - I like warmth at December 18, 2016 02:25 AM (784ZQ)
It was my motorcycle helmet. Maybe if I bought a snowmobile helmet I wouldn't have had the shrinkage problem.
Posted by: Willy J. at December 18, 2016 02:27 AM (bqN/x)
G'night, Horde.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 02:28 AM (O73PP)
Apparently to the woodpeckerettes, loudness is proportional to the size of one's, um, pecker.
Posted by: mikeski at December 18, 2016 02:22 AM (lO+tS)
When I was a kid, a pileated woodpecker decided it was cool to drum on the steel pipe that supported our TV antenna in the roof of the house. It vibrated the entire house, loud. When it first happened, the family was in the house, and we all go, "Holy Smokes! What was that?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 02:28 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 18, 2016 02:27 AM (bqN/x)
That's what she said.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 02:29 AM (MiBfH)
Up near Brainerd Minnesota in the early 80s
Posted by: Willy J. at December 18, 2016 02:23 AM (bqN/x)
Spent lots of the 80s in MN in the winter, though not much of it on snowmobiles.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2016 02:29 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2016 02:32 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 18, 2016 02:33 AM (O73PP)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 18, 2016 02:34 AM (bqN/x)
Posted by: mindful webworker - I've been dumber at December 18, 2016 02:18 AM (784ZQ)
I went swimming in 8° weather one New Year's Day - might have been 12°, I don't exactly recall. Penguin Plunge in Narragansett. It was almost better being in the water. Almost ... Fun time. Everyone wore bow ties and made funny sounds as they went in.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 18, 2016 02:35 AM (zc3Db)
You know that long-running animated series where the art looks like it was done with that abstract shapes toy? The show has little kids as main characters - I think it's the one with the "they killed Kenny" running gag, although I've never watched the show. And the classic, oft-referenced licking up tears scene.
There's a character on there with a name something like "Cardamom," isn't there?
I was trying to make a joke to Milady as I added some Cardamom to my warm beverage, but couldn't remember any of the above-mentioned elements.
I obviously need more stiffer beverage. Or ten hours' sleep. Or a cultural information upgrade. Or to not try to make stupid jokes at 2 in the morning.
Cartman! That's the name, right? Now, what was the series? and the toy?? Oh, never mind. I quit caring several paragraphs back.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Brain strain! Ow ow ow! at December 18, 2016 02:44 AM (784ZQ)
Posted by: Willy J. at December 18, 2016 02:45 AM (bqN/x)
*snicker*
I think I see a reference there that I'm going to ignore because... um... it's so cold right now my helmet's shrunk.
♦
Alberta Oil Peon: Well, my beer is done, and so am I.
Devious Uncle: heads to bed.
LIGHTWEIGHTS! We haven't even reached the Evil Number yet! On a Saturday night! Before Christmas!
(I think I'm due to fold myself, any moment now.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Brain strain! Ow ow ow! at December 18, 2016 02:53 AM (784ZQ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Woody, is that you? at December 18, 2016 02:57 AM (784ZQ)
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2016 02:59 AM (cxxFa)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 18, 2016 03:00 AM (WTSFk)
Good night, all. And remember, "With God we will gain the victory, and he will trample down our enemies."
"Peace." Out.
Posted by: mindful webworker - bzzzzzz at December 18, 2016 03:00 AM (784ZQ)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 18, 2016 03:02 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Luntz's Lurkers at December 18, 2016 03:08 AM (tHAoL)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 18, 2016 03:14 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at December 18, 2016 04:04 AM (JNDQi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJdZ6CWGXss
a Christmas album that my parents own, and I listen to as a wee -ette ...
Posted by: Adriane the Better Living thru Old Fashion Christmas Music Critic ... at December 18, 2016 04:14 AM (AoK0a)
Not bad for someone with my health problems.
Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 18, 2016 04:17 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Adriane the Better Living thru Old Fashion Christmas Music Critic ... at December 18, 2016 04:21 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 18, 2016 04:23 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Adriane the Better Living thru Old Fashion Christmas Music Critic ... at December 18, 2016 04:27 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Adriane the Better Living thru Old Fashion Christmas Music Critic ... at December 18, 2016 04:30 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 18, 2016 04:31 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Adriane the Better Living thru Old Fashion Christmas Music Critic ... at December 18, 2016 04:34 AM (AoK0a)
: -)
Posted by: Adriane the Better Living thru Old Fashion Christmas Music Critic ... at December 18, 2016 04:36 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 18, 2016 04:37 AM (d76uN)
Then to cool the tub off, you had frozen snow melt piped in...
Talk about 2 extremes.
Posted by: Adriane the Better Living thru Old Fashion Christmas Music Critic ... at December 18, 2016 04:38 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 18, 2016 04:38 AM (d76uN)
Next Case!
Posted by: Adriane the O-furo Critic ... at December 18, 2016 04:41 AM (AoK0a)
or maybe just not take a bath ...
nah. Then the polar bears would chase me or some such ...
Posted by: Adriane the O-furo Critic ... at December 18, 2016 04:43 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 18, 2016 04:44 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Adriane the O-furo Critic ... at December 18, 2016 04:45 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 18, 2016 04:47 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Brown Line at December 18, 2016 04:47 AM (a5bF3)
soaking,
giggling,
gossiping,
reading waterproof books,
singing sea chanties,
the backstroke ...
Posted by: Adriane the O-furo Critic ... at December 18, 2016 04:48 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Adriane the O-furo Critic ... at December 18, 2016 04:52 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Adriane the O-furo Critic ... at December 18, 2016 04:55 AM (AoK0a)
That DUI rate for SC is way low. It costs about $1500/yr extra on first offense. You don't have to worry for a year on second offense because no license.
And insurance in SC is already way high with no DUI.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 18, 2016 04:57 AM (mpXpK)
or something astronomical,
But it is Murphy's Law cloudy,
with a regularity that is quite comical ...
NOT!
Posted by: Adriane the O-furo Critic ... at December 18, 2016 04:58 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Adriane the O-furo Critic ... at December 18, 2016 04:59 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Adriane the O-furo Critic ... at December 18, 2016 05:00 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 18, 2016 05:00 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Adriane the O-furo Critic ... at December 18, 2016 05:00 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 18, 2016 05:01 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Adriane the O-furo Critic ... at December 18, 2016 05:01 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 18, 2016 05:02 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Adriane the O-furo Critic ... at December 18, 2016 05:02 AM (AoK0a)
And that was with a perfect driving record.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 18, 2016 05:02 AM (mpXpK)
plus, I'm losing felling in my feet ...
Time for quilts, afghans, and blankets !!!!
Posted by: Adriane the O-furo Critic ... at December 18, 2016 05:03 AM (AoK0a)
It might be lots of uninsured drivers.
rates in Miami, FL were astronomical for said reason.
Posted by: Adriane the O-furo Critic ... at December 18, 2016 05:04 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Adriane the O-furo Critic ... at December 18, 2016 05:05 AM (AoK0a)
: -)
Posted by: Adriane the O-furo Critic ... at December 18, 2016 05:05 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 18, 2016 05:05 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 18, 2016 05:06 AM (d76uN)
I later found out the "real reason". SC insurance rates are regulated by an "insurance board". Guess who is on the insurance board. Insurance company executives.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 18, 2016 05:10 AM (mpXpK)
rates in Miami, FL were astronomical for said reason.
Posted by: Adriane the O-furo Critic ... at December 18, 2016 05:04 AM (AoK0a)
Yes, there are a LOT of uninsured drivers here simply because the rates are so high. But the State Patrol is supposed to send for your license and tags if you drop your insurance so I don't know how that works.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 18, 2016 05:12 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 18, 2016 05:10 AM (mpXpK)
Yeah. No conflict there at all. Who appoints the board?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 18, 2016 05:18 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 18, 2016 05:18 AM (d76uN)
I don't know. Probably the governor. I don't think they are elected otherwise insurance executives would never get on it.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 18, 2016 05:21 AM (mpXpK)
Which probably means they are good donors and bought their way onto the board.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 18, 2016 05:24 AM (d76uN)
"Bitch, I got coke."
"Don't you be calling me a bitch if you don't have no coke."
"Bitch, I got COKE."
"You calling me 'bitch', it better be some DAMN fine coke."
"Bitch, I got coke, and it is DAMN fine coke. Bitch."
"Like you know what good coke is. I've had coke from millionaires."
"And I blew coke up Britney Spears' asshole back in the day. I KNOW good coke, bitch."
"If you keep calling me 'bitch' and it ain't good coke..."
"Yeah? What are you going to do -- have a 'millionaire' come beat my ass? I got coke, and it's not just good coke, it's GOOD COKE. Bitch."
"You thinking of sharing?"
"What you got to share, bitch?"
"Maybe we can go back to my place, do some lines and see what happens."
"I don't know. Coke this good, I might find me a finer bitch."
"Oh, she won't be as freaky as I am."
"You freaky, bitch?"
"For good coke, I'm REALLY freaky."
"You better be REAL freaky for coke this good."
"Oh yeah, I -- wait: you didn't call me 'bitch'. Did I say something wrong?"
"Uh -- you better be REAL freaky for coke this good. Bitch."
"I don't think you mean it anymore."
"What are you talking 'bout?"
"You gone soft. You ain't got no good coke."
"I GOT good coke."
"See? You didn't say it again. You wasting my time, aren't you?"
"Ummm... well: yeah. I just got some ground-up baby aspirin. You are WAY out of my league."
"I knew it."
"Okay, okay. I think I'm gonna go and get a Big Mac. You wanna come?"
"You gonna buy me a Big Mac, bitch?"
"Yeah, yeah: I'll buy you a Big Mac."
"Bitch, you're gonna buy me a Big Mac and a large COKE...":
I am Laslo.
Posted by: Ajax-Ira at December 18, 2016 05:25 AM (iPrK4)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 18, 2016 05:25 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Ajax-Ira at December 18, 2016 05:27 AM (iPrK4)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 18, 2016 05:28 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 18, 2016 05:28 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 18, 2016 05:31 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 18, 2016 05:32 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 18, 2016 05:33 AM (d76uN)
We both had given them this information multiple times. So they are either lying or incompetent. She will be going to see our agent Monday. I told her to tell them that if they drop the insurance on her car they can consider the insurance on the other two vehicles and the house to be dropped too because we will seek another company.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 18, 2016 05:39 AM (mpXpK)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 05:39 AM (5sOEp)
The very mention of your name makes me asplode all my zits nearly 360 degrees. True fact.
Posted by: Ajax-Ira at December 18, 2016 05:40 AM (iPrK4)
The side of the sore loser is not an attractive option.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 18, 2016 05:44 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 05:45 AM (5sOEp)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 18, 2016 05:45 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2016 05:47 AM (5sOEp)
Posted by: Ajax-Ira at December 18, 2016 05:48 AM (iPrK4)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 18, 2016 05:50 AM (d76uN)
Let's go do some crimes!
Posted by: Ajax-Ira at December 18, 2016 05:51 AM (iPrK4)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 18, 2016 05:54 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Ajax-Ira at December 18, 2016 06:01 AM (iPrK4)
At least it wasn't too cold outside.
And there goes the alarm again!
And now it's off.
And again!
Off.
Should I make coffee or try to go back to sleep?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 18, 2016 06:07 AM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 18, 2016 06:14 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 18, 2016 06:15 AM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Smart Ass are Us at December 18, 2016 08:34 AM (y+GEM)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at December 17, 2016 11:49 PM (044Fx)
HA!! I remember buying cigs from a machine for 35 cents in the local diner lobby....4 cents higher than accross the counter. I quit when they were 45 cents a back. Now, my lawn, get off it.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 18, 2016 10:50 AM (TPimP)
Posted by: Dr Alice at December 18, 2016 11:26 AM (LaT54)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2016 11:08 PM"
Same for me in Michigan. Don't know where they get their rates, Detroit?
Posted by: geoffb5 at December 18, 2016 11:31 AM (d3wbb)
When my two kids were toddlers, we'd often visit the sculpture garden. I taught them that this amazing nude was actually a sculpture of their mommy, and they'd delightedly run up to it yelling "Mommy! Mommy!" and give it hugs.
This was funny until my wife visited the garden with us.
Posted by: mikee at December 18, 2016 10:57 PM (xcC0Y)
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